Convos with Kiddos: Recent Episodes
Bamby Media
If you've ever wondered whether unicorns are in fact real, how Santa gets into your house if you don't have a chimney, or what happens after your poo goes into the toilet, then prepare to have those questions answered.
Enjoy these extremely honest (and extremely silly) conversations with kids who have experiences they'd like to share.
This podcast is a great show to pop on when you're in the car trying to entertain your kids on a long drive. It is guarantee to make them laugh, and grown ups get a kick out of it too!
If you have ideas for topics you'd like the kids to discuss, send us an email to hello@bambymedia.com and we will submit your requests to our hosts!
It's been a long time since Heidi produced a podcast episode, and there is a LOT to catch up on.
We have Heidi's special BFF, Stella back for this episode to talk all about how you deal when things go wrong.
What you'll learn from this episode:
- How would you deal with a big hurricane
- The girls realised that they don't have hurricanes where they live, so they don't really know how they'd deal with it
- How you deal with falling over and hurt yourself
- It's important to tell someone about it so that they can help you get better
- Bandaids can be helpful - but might not work so well if you break your arm
- Stella's little brother lost his two front teeth from an accident
- Stella's Mum was really good at running really fast to check on him
- How you deal with people being mean to you
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
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Butterflies are such a cool creature, and Heidi learnt a lot about them at kindy. She also has a book all about them.
We're not sure whether all this information is totally accurate, but it's a lot of fun anyway!
What you'll learn in today's episode:
- Butterflies hatch out of a bag that they call a pupa
- Butterflies are 1m wide when they come out
- Some like to eat stinging nettles and cabbages
- Some butterflies if they can't find stinging nettles would rather die than have to eat anything else
- There are some caterpillars that are peacock caterpillars
- Some caterpillars are very poisonous
- Heidi explains how the caterpillar turns into a butterfly
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
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If you've ever had questions about how Santa operates, we've got the answers for you today.
Santa is quite the tricky character to know a lot about because he's so magic, but we try our best to explain.
What you'll learn in today's episode:
- If you don't have a chimney, Santa can come through the door if you leave him a key somewhere
- How do the reindeers fly if they're so heavy (spoiler alert - it's magic)
- Santa is so fat because he eats too many lollies
- Santa doesn't have any of his own kids - he's just got lots of elves that help
- Santa wouldn't like it if you kicked your Mummy in the shins
- Heidi isn't really sure where your shin actually is
- If you do something bad, you'll get rotten eggs for Christmas
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
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If you had 20 kids, how do you think you would cope?
This is the main topic of today's episode with our host, Heidi.
At the time of recording, Heidi is about 4 years old.
The main takeaways from this episode are:
- Heidi is the fastest runner in the history of the entire world, and she was able to achieve this by training and exercising. She likes to run on the spot.
- Heidi loves her family as much as all of the bugs in the world.
- Heidi has a husband named Tom who is imaginary and they all live in South America
- Heidi has 20 kids and her house has 20 bedrooms but only one bathroom. That proves to be a bit of an issue.
- Heidi has been able to teach her kids how to wee really fast so that they go to the toilet really fast.
- To have 20 kids, you need a million plates.
- Heidi's job is fixing bum bums and vaginas. It's a family business.
- Heidi wanted to go and watch Rio, so the episode ended at this point.
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
www.bambymedia.com
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Where does your poo go after it drops into the toilet?
There is a realistic explanation for this, and it's Poo Town. Heidi knows a lot about Poo Town.
What you'll learn from today's episode:
- Poo Town is a drain full of wiggly pipes.
- There are restaurants, parks, shops - all the things that you would see in the human world.
- Except Poo Town is a bit smellier than the human world.
- But the poos of Poo Town like smelly - so that's not a deal breaker.
- Crocodiles don't have a poo hole.
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
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See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How are babies made?
There are many answers to this question, but none as well thought out as the answer that Heidi provides for you in this podcast episode today.
What you will learn from today's show:
- A daddy can't really have a baby in his tummy
- Men have too many muscles in their bellies to have babies
- Ladies can have babies because they don't have muscles
- Babies start as blobs
- A man eats some bran and somehow that gets into the babies mouth in the mummy's tummy
- Babies aren't in your belly for your whole entire life
- Babies are in your belly for 60 minutes
- I mean, 6 minutes maybe
- Heidi's not really sure.
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
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Are unicorns real?
We have a special guest on today's episode - Heidi's BFF, Stella.
The girls get into a heated debate about whether or not unicorns are actually real. There is evidence to suggest that they are, but Heidi's not so sure about it.
What you'll learn from today's episode:
- If you have a clean deck, you're more likely to have a unicorn come to visit you
- Unicorns are white with rainbow colours
- Unicorns don't like black or white
- Heidi doesn't believe that unicorns are real because that's what her Daddy told her
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
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Heidi and her real life Mummy reverse roles in today's episode so that they can go on a fun adventure.
Mummy is a terrible child who has lots of accidents.
These are the issues Mummy encounters today in this episode:
- Mummy went to the movies with her friends and they stole popcorn.
- Mummy got arrested
- Heidi collected Mummy from the jailhouse
- Mummy started a fire from the candles of her birthday cake
- The fire department came and Heidi had to apologise for Mummy's behaviour
- Mummy chopped her toes off
- Heidi gave Mummy a spare toe that she had lying around and fixed it up with sticky tape
- Heidi sings a lullaby to Mummy at the end of a huge night.
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
www.bambymedia.com
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What really is the difference between love and like?
Heidi gives you the answers so you’ll finally be able to pinpoint either love or like in your relationships.
What you'll learn from today's episode:
- The importance of having love in your life and heart
- Children without parents live in a big house with other children
- Love means you have to kiss someone and Like means you want to play with them
- Drink bottles and things you drink out of don’t make good play partners
- Heidi’s friends that she loves AND likes
Podcast theme music was created by Brianna and Heidi using GarageBand loops and lyrics that Heidi wrote herself.
Produced by Brianna @ Bamby Media.
www.bambymedia.com
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.