But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas: Recent Episodes
Vince Nicholas
also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)
"You know... just having fun, man. Making movies, big adventure, having a great time". -Tom Cruise
arguing over shrimp chips, i wish i'd seen someone from high school but only if they aged poorly & green be yellow
also: Carolyn vacuumed the hair & fingernails from her car, Luna & Carolyn visited me at work and Michael Bolton has brain cancer.
Lenn's bike was eviscerated, Frankie has signed a peace accord with our window screens & we watched that true crime doc Unknown Number
also, bringing dirty books into the bedroom & when's the last time you used your car horn?
"I'll go but I ain't drinkin' and I ain't eatin'" (I ate & drank) and "Esteban doesn't want Miguel to go"
also, Carolyn cuts her nails in her car, how close to empty do you let you car gas tank get? & we watched that Biggest Loser documentary
also, we saw some losers at the Gross Out, Meineke said Carolyn's car needed over $2,000 in repairs & I have a fun fact about Herman's Head
also, i couldn't unclog our shower drain and carolyn has a casual case of stalking an instagram influencer
also, i got new kicks, missed my 30th high school reunion & made the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life
also, frankie blue (the gray menace) struck again, my fried rice is better than Panda's & we ate a 3k calorie chicken pot pie
there's lots of bending at libraries, singing in the grotto, zoom o'er the enemy, & dont u hate highways with businesses on them?!
also, our votes are for sale, we spotted the bird pooper & we watched trainwreck: poop cruise
also, remember being a kid and hearing the garage door open when your parents came home?
also, Vince helped an old lady at target, we have bird poop & dead plant problems and the shrimp nerve line
$1.25 Dollar Tree greeting cards are so much better than the 2 for $1 Dollar Tree greeting cards
the unused, unloved garlic press, our trash crimes & carolyn went on a date with her mum
frankie nearly escaped, we bought a bike from Donut House & a cashier dropped carolyn's banana on the floor
also: vince's snoring is bothering carolyn, vince returned clothes he wore & after 8 months and $50 Lennox finally got a new scooter
also, Carolyn busted some suds, Vince trimmed his leg hair & Karla's blood got onto our bag of pupcorn
also, i know someone who visited chicago and made 16 individual damn instagram posts about it
we threw away corned beef, karla nearly bled onto our groceries & realty is just some concrete and drywall on top o' dirt
it's Motor City Pizza Co, available at your local costco and other participating retailers nationwide
carolyn made lasagna with orange cheese, put tomatoes in stir fry & vince's 30 year high school reunion is coming up
also, lennox has homework with due dates but there's no penalty if he turns it in late, so what's up with that?
also, what would be the theme at our funerals?
we said no to buying 60 eggs and a $122 bookcase
and carolyn hates paris hilton
also, who would come to our funeral, our toaster oven caught on fire (again) & we talk about our new fave TV show Love After LockUp
also, Carolyn had a fried visit, we bought some plants from the clearance section & should Vince admit he mistakenly got over $100 in protein bars for free?
Spicy seasoning is too spicy, Carolyn's been setting off the fire alarm and Frankie Blue threw up in our bed.
Our garage door broke, our new years resolution is to only eat chinese & pizza, and fake snow is falling from our fake christmas tree.
Also, Kaiser won't tell me the cost of medicine til they charge me for it, the failed promise of Eraser Mate pens and get yo handz out my almonds!
our christmas tree lights went out, our smoke alarm went off, Carolyn dropped an egg and we witnessed toxic masculinity
Also, Frankie's been crying while pooing, what's your airport drop-off etiquette?, and we've been watching Prison Brides which is a fantastic television show.
also: Frankie 9, Window Screens 0; Lennox didn't wear a costume but went trick-or-treating anyway; and do you refrigerate your tomatoes and/ or apples?
Also, i didn't brush before seeing the dentist, there's a piano at Kaiser, Walden Farms coffee creamer is terrible, Carolyn bought herself a ring on Temu for $1.19 and she killed spider eggs.
Also, cutting your fingernails in the kitchen, drinking pickle juice and how to keep your house cool during the scalding hot summer months
Also, women can't wash off their makeup in the shower, we tried buying a bike for Lennox, and we watched that new Scott Peterson doc.
Oh and Carolyn went to the restaurant of the future!
we also went to get pedicures, vince made window screens, and hiding junk food from yo keeedz
And don't you hate it when your waiter doesn't write down your order and takes your order by memory?
Also, almonds dont belong on pizza, cashews dont belong pasta, and raw/ fresh jalapenos are so much better than pickled ones
"'Comment 'recipe' and I'll send it straight to your DMs!' Could you just put the recipe in your Instagram caption, please?"
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"Food trucks costing the same as a brick-and-mortar restaurant and asking for tips while you have to sit on some hard-ass curb to eat your food."
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"Overly elaborate milkshakes."
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"Combining things and calling it a 'bowl.' No, you're eating a salad with maybe chicken or salmon — not a fancy super-food bowl with high protein."
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"Menu 'hacks' by people who don't understand the meaning of the term. Like, all you did was add ranch to your bacon Western cheeseburger, Tiffany."
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"Salted caramel. Please just give me caramel and stop dumping sea salt on it. Can we just have caramel again, please? Ninety-nine percent of all caramel iterations I see now are salted."
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"Sports or concert arenas having 'gourmet food.' They'll have some $20, 2,000-calorie burger that's too sloppy to eat in one of those tiny seats. Just keep it simple in that setting, IMO."
Also, I've noticed a marked improvement in my life by saying restroom instead of bathroom
https://youtu.be/pxIBKHBmaSc?si=mPkv9GfPW-FIkGze
We also had drinks with a war monger
https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/so-you-wanna-buy-a-conflict-free-laptop-in-this-economy-54c0c2c4d14b
Run a mile?, Trader Joe's Kimbap review, and why isn't there a 5 second interval windshield wiper speed?
The kids built a fort, tried to start a fire, and perhaps got a lil' musty
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The Stockholm salad seemed insensitively named.
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Follow me on my day off which includes a dentist appointment and breaking a porcelain bunny
It's a jolly holiday with you Buuuurrrrtttttt
Great Value fried onions are infinitely better than French's. Stay in your lane, French's! Stick to mustard!
Guys who still live in the same town they went to high school in and have never lived anywhere else
An Ode to Reading and An Ode to (our dumb annoying cat) Frankie Blue Nicholas
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https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/dead-poets-society-west-sacramento-chapter-fbe98f9ee508
plus, my wife treated me like a hooker!
my medium op-ed column: https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/i-side-with-the-streamers-because-i-side-with-reality-dfba23304a4e
it's only 10% of your fingers but it's 85% of your livelihood
plus we ate vietnamese food
Popcorn n coffee, tjs naan, chicken pesto lasagna, apple blueberry crumble
Carla's ex
Taco guy returns
Frankie water spill
Gym etiquette wife
NY is built different, we spread ashes, and we ate wonderful food https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/this-is-what-i-said-when-i-spread-my-dads-ashes-d55c3636647
she also saw that movie Barbie and here's my Medium op-ed column: https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/this-my-cat-ac0a081ca4d9
Our scintillating topic rundown:
X Carolyn's watermelon juice
X No drinking when kids ain't home
X Hj van gone
X Frankies home torn down
X Gobm here's some bags to bag
X Weight throwing sign in riva gym
X Shoot birds
X Ear hair tool
x People who dont walk fast in parking lots
Here is everything we're reviewing in this blockbuster episode:
shrinking
Knock at the cabin
M3gan
Banshees of inisherin
Plane
Last of us
Below deck
Popstar never stop never stopping
Puss in boots 3
White lotus season 2
The menu
Andor
Black adam
Smile and Barbarian
Dont worry darling
Kardashians
Rrr
I love you, you hate me
Poker face
Tulsa king
Skinamarink
Avenue 5
Willow
Bttf 1-3, star wars, lotr, harry potter
Chris rock selective outrage
Jared fogle catching a monster
Yellow jackets season 2
Everything everywhere all at once
Succession pilot, billions pilot
The boy, the boy 2
90s My best friends wedding, notting hill, speed, die hard 3.. Rom com dead
Love and death
Newsies
Daisy Jones and the 6
The Pez outlaw
Beef
Cunk on earth
Modern love
Towie
A fried taco shell sprinkled with parmesan cheese and topped with spicy sour cream is bussin'
How's this for an 11-year-old boy's birthday present: $20 cash and a bag of Hot Cheetos
Do you like your toast to come out to you pre-buttered? Also, hashbrowns versus home fries?
Do you park at the first parking spot you see or do you circle around endlessly for 60 minutes for an allegedly better spot 20 feet closer?
And foil wrapped chicken (the Chinese food appetizer) is so much more labor intensive that it's worth
It's the Lennox, chillin' in the pizzark, I gotta break, cuz my mother said be home by dizzark
From TraderJoes.com: "A magical intermingling of rich, aromatic honey and thrilling chili pepper spice, Trader Joe’s Organic Spicy Honey Sauce ($2.69 for 8 oz.) has the transformative power to augment sweet and savory dishes alike, turning magnificent meals into totally transcendent ones."
Our roadside assistance guy showed up with Raiders flags ablazin' and stickers which proclaimed SUBURBAN
Also, nonfiction books versus fiction books and why is the lemon chicken at Chinese restaurants always so bad?
Remember having to bend over, while on 1 leg, to pick up a rock languishing inside a hopscotch square??
Also, we prepare Lennox for his first airplane flight, and what happened to the 90s rom-com?
And billions of dollars of annual Star Wars/ Disney revenue is solely due to that fluke hit movie Empire Strikes Back from 1980
We review the best television show of all time ever in history, Severance, which can be found on Apple TV Plus
Stale tortilla chips that were WAY overly salted, raw veggies that were supposed to be cooked, and some gristle.
What happens when you put a raw piece of string cheese inside a piece of Lil' Caese's disappointing Crazy Bread? Tune in to find out!
Carolyn played hooky in high school and Vince ate more than 1 piece of Halloween candy a day.
Plus, West Sac Best Eats ate at Eastside Chef and ordered General Chicken with sauce on the side and it cost over $15!
It's Carolyn's birthday so we danced to Al Green, were served Chinese food by a sleeveless man, and were shamed for not using chop sticks at a Vietnamese restaurant. Plus, Vince ate a bagel with cream cheese AND butter on it, and it was outstanding!
Also, the top 3 comments to NOT say on facebook. Plus, we review the season finale of Yellowjackets
Plus we ate Trader Joe's Cacio e Pepe Spaghetti. And did you know owls can't move their eyeballs?
We ate a Bacon Epic Scrambler Burrito plus a plethora of other Del Taco stuff. Also, Vince got his Johnson & Johnson booster despite the pharmacist saying the Pfizer booster is da bomb
Plus, darling daughter played with a ouija board (nothing happened) and West Sac Best Eats ate $15 vermicelli AND IT WAS (almost) WORTH IT
A late Christmas present, Liz Fisher's new ring. blueberry muffins with blue food dye, and I ate ham for 4 meals in a row
Plus we ate jalapeno cheetos mac n cheese and it was the bomb and also our cat scratched the gift wrapping off of Luna's Christmas gift.
Plus, a restaurant shamed me in the DMs and we took our Christmas family photograph in near frigid temperatures.
Ho ho the mistletoe, Hung where you can see, Somebody waits for you, Izzurr one for me?
Also, if you could live in one fictional world, which would it be and why? (featuring my special guest co-host and darling step son, Lennox Albert Garcia!)
We also talk about going out to eat alone and going to the movies alone. Oh and that's our cat snoring in the beginning. 😺💤
West Sac Bast Eats also visited Nugget Markets Kitchen, Oishii Teriyaki, and Ay Jalisco #2. Oh and we stole something and blamed our cat for something.
We review the incredible and incredibly long The Beatles: Get Back (skip to 11:09 to get straight to the review)
Please cancel: Canned cranberry sauce, Boxed stuffing, Deviled eggs, and Gizzards/ Liver!
Subway hit the refresh button on their menu yet their food still sucks! Plus, West Sac Best Eats ate at Casa Jalisco.
Plus, West Sac Best Eats found the city's best Chinese food and it's at Raley's! Also, we review that television show Dopesick and that new James Bond movie No Time to Die. Oh, and how much money do you give when it's a new friend's birthday who's turning 10?
Plus, we ate Taco Bell's new Cantina Crispy Melt Taco and, to complete our Bang-Bang, we ate Domino's Pizza's Stuffed Cheesy Bread with Spinach and Feta.
We also ate Jack's new Double Bacon Breakfast Sandwich, and we talk about visiting the fabulous Donner Summit Train Tunnels.
Plus Grapes versus Strawberries, we taste taste the Lay's Funyuns chips (they were mid), and watching sad television to feel better about yourself.
We ate 2 hot ampm breakfast sandwiches, a spicy hot dog, and their horrible cheeseburger. Plus we review the awful movie Old.
Plus, West Sac Best Eats (that'd be my wifey and I) visited Buffalo's Pizza in West Sacramento
Plus West Sac Best Eats visited Cocina Dona Chuyita again, and we got pedicures! And a quick review for Cinderella on Amazon Prime - we loved it! <3
Charm Blow Pops - A fun, sweet treat or chewing glass shards which pierce into your tender mouth parts??
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you??
Plus, did you know McDonald's is out here charging 2 dollars and 50 cents for a sausage patty you can get at Walmart for only 21 cents?!
We ate their Spicy Tiny Tacos, Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos, Seasoned Curly Fries, Regular Fries, Onion Rings, (an) Egg Roll, Cluck Chicken Sandwich, Mini Churros, Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich, and polished it all off with their Oreo Shake.
aol email addresses, razr phones, mix tapes, dial-up internet, listerine strips, pagers, napster, blockbuster, and voicemail intros..
U got that James Dean, day-dream, look in your eyes, and I got that red lip, cla-ssic, thing that you like..
We ate the Original Grand Slam® and the Super Slam® from Denny's PLUS Gavin Newsom finally allowed us to go swimming in our condominium pool.
Plus a few topics for our Sunday Nite FireSide Chat: choosing overeating OR doing drugs but NOT BOTH, microwaving scones in a plastic bag, and the Blind Salad Guy.
We ate Little Caesar's new Pepperoni and Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza plus we review The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It and In The Heights
West Sac Best Eats goes on the road and dines at Sammy's at Stones Gambling Hall in Citrus Heights, CA (with the esteemed legendary newsman Marshall Phillips). Plus, we review the Friends Reunion and ask what's up with television today? Remember reruns?
We also ate a Taco Bell Quesarito (which sucked). Plus, we Taste Test $55 of Jimboy's Tacos 4 new hot sauces.
..plus 6 Easy Ways To Start Building Better Sandwiches, Zombie Onions, and a Scandinavian Werewolf. =)
We ate the new BK Ch'King sandwiches (Original and Spicy) plus we review A Quiet Place Part 2.
We ate at Burger Lounge in Downtown Sacramento, but our journey started at Jimboy's Tacos.
Plus.. Don't steal food from the fridge at work, breast implants are a dealbreaker, and making friends in adulthood is impossible. It's a Sunday Nite FireSide Chat, y'all.
We celebrated our 2 year anniversary! Plus, West Sac Best Eats travels 2 minutes away to Pheasant Club and to Mexican restaurant Carmelita's in Fair Oaks, CA
We ate a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Protein Bowl and a Steak and Cheese Protein Bowl.
Also, our kids are making friends at their new school. It's a Sunday FireSide Chat, y'all. =)
My wife sounds like she's in the other room because i drank too many Trulys. I apologize. Sorry for your troubles. I'm still a good person.
Don't tweet at celebrities and don't give away downtrodden groceries on your local Facebook group.
We review Pride & Prejudice from 2005, Minari, and Mortal Kombat. It's a Sunday FireSide Chat.
We review In-N-Out's cheeseburger, fries (regular and well done), shakes, Protein Style hamburger and Animal Fries with extra sauce/ spread aka their Not So Secret Menu.