The theconcernedcynic’s Podcast: Recent Episodes
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“ALL ABOARD” for an erratic mental ride that will leave the rails. The Concerned Cynic Podcast takes you on a journey between satire and the surreal, as your navigator, Nobody, explores and exposes the absurdities of society through stories and scenarios and questions if we are going in the right direction.
Thanks for listening, however not enough people share your enthusiasm which makes me wonder what's the point of continuing with the show. Im not sure what the purpose is of making these episodes anymore. Perhaps the show ran its course, maybe it never had a course to begin with. I do once again appreciate you listening to the show. You can reach me at theconcernedcynic@protonmail.com
How is more dangerous than marijuana? Your host, Nobody, accidentally gets high from a math book and suffers from a bad math trip. Show segments include an interview with Millard DooganKockle to discuss the dangerous of math, CEM calcula-equatio-mathanoid math oil, PSA announcment on math ruining your life, and Smelbit Lubervance talks about math DUI checkpoints and math dealers
Have you ever encountered a shady car salesperson? In this episode your host, Nobody, shares a story of a deceitful drunk salesman trying to sell him a clattering clunker. Show segments also include pushy salespeople at a car lot who won’t let a couple leave, a clueless car salesperson bumbles through a bad showing of a car to a potential buyer, and a swindling salesman tries to sneak in nonsensical add on fees at the close of a car buying sale.
This episode contains scenes of compulsive grass cutters acting irrational and insane. Segments include: A man gets depressed since he finished cutting his grass and his neighbor tries to cheer him up, 2 competitive grass cutting neighbors outdo each other with lawn upgrades so they can cut as much grass as possible, a compulsive grass cutter brings his lawnmower to a Saturday night date, grass cutters anonymous meeting, grass cutting intervention, and a compulsive grass cutter goes to court and starts a lawn mowing crime spree.
Must certain people cut their grass all the time? Nobody tells a story from childhood of an compulsive grass cutter. Other show segments include: The grass alarm that provokes people to immediately cut grass, cutting grass in extreme weather conditions, grass cutting timeshares, and an obsessive grass cutter risks his life to cut his grass.
Is fine dining worth the money? Segments include: The struggles of eating lobster turns to chaos, fine dinning rip offs, Nobody (your host) gives harsh critique to the food at a fine dining restaurant, the chef and kitchen manager conspire to rip off patrons, and the most complicated food bill.
Nobody explains how restaurants rip you off.
Other segments include: difficulty ordering a potato, botched breakfast, and what happens when Red Lobster accidentally serves sea food.
What horrors exist at a mausoleum? Your host, Nobody, gets the chance to work at a mausoleum for a day and encounters the evil adversary excessive paperwork. Other segments include: Night of the Living Paperwork, Zombies get spooked by filling out too many forms, Illegal bootleg tombstone making, and grave robbers who deal with bureaucracy.
Are you ready for a world of prenatal smartphones? In this episode, special guest, Dr. Gerber Huggies from NAPTI (New Advancement for Prenatal Technologies Institute) discusses the new prenatal smartphone for preborn babies.
Other segments include social media for preborn babies, the virtues of the prenatal smartphone, Crossworlds App that lets preborn babies interact with a world outside the womb, and cynic questions without answers
What can be done about high gas prices? There is a lot of talk but not a lot of solutions...until now. This episodes presents solutions that would lower and even eliminate gas prices
How will you benefit at the gas pump from Congress passing the GAS GRACE ACT? Would you use the latest gas-less vehicle for travel? What are your new tire air options instead of traditional air? Why does Big Oil conspire against an alternative fuel source.
Remember that the show release schedule has changed from once a week to bi-weekly/ Twice a month. Next new episode is for Friday April 1st by the end of the day.
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Must TVs be everywhere? Your host, Nobody, becomes agitated that a local gas station has TV screens at the gas pump. Show segments include: How many different kinds of TVs can be inside a vehicle? What happens when gas stations stop selling gas and start selling TV services? Who will go watch movies at the gas stations? How will people respond when the TVs at the gas station stop playing? AND MORE…
The Concerned Cynic Podcast episodes will be changing from weekly episodes to bi-weekly/ twice a month episodes. New episodes will still appear by Friday night.
Why do people move at the speed of light when grocery shopping? From employees being timed and monitored to shoppers who want groceries faster and faster, this episode explores of the chaos of the increasing speed of grocery shopping. Segments include: employees being spied on by corporate grocery goons, groceries expressing concern that they are treated like machines, shady grocery order pickups, hypersonic grocery delivery cannons, and more.
Doctor Irritation Disorder exists. From doctors not listening, not caring, and rushing through your exam, this episode explores and lampoons the many ways that doctors irritate you. Your host, Nobody, shares a story of an incompetent audiologist whose office lacked proper testing equipment. Show segments also include: negotiating an appointment, freezing and sweating from the extreme waiting room temperatures, phrases doctors use to ignore your health concerns, multitasking doctors playing with their medical tools play while you talk, identifying how fast a doctor will rush through your exam, drugs for everything (even made up conditions), and MORE.
What happens when football becomes a religion? Who are the fans that have committed their live to the football religion? Your host, Nobody, explores how football faithful fanatics show their devotion to football in irrational ways. Segments and scenes include: What is given up for football lent? How do fans prepare to watch the game at their home sanctuaries? What is inside the shrines of the most dedicated football apostles? How do diehard disciples of football express themselves to others? AND MUCH MORE
What happens when the Superbowl becomes a religious experience? Football fanatics who practice and preach the football religion take over your host, Nobody’s, elementary school and attempt to indoctrinate children to worship the Superbowl. Other show segments include elements of religion that are present in football. Get the absurd answers to:
How much longer can pregame shows get? What is a Superbowl planner? Can you buy too much team branded merchandise? And what kind of crazy things will people do for the love of the Superbowl?
Snow Doomsday has been predicated. How will people respond? What will people overbuy to prepare for the snowstorm? When mass snow hysteria occurs before the first snowflake, how crazy will people get? This episode explores the crazed buying, mass hysteria, and illogical reactions to when the snow starts falling. Your host, Nobody, takes you through the cycle of the hypnotic snow hysteria by giving glimpses into the lives of over reacting people.
Why is every snowstorm hyped as the end of the world? Why do people react irrationally over 1 inch of snow? Where does Hypnotic Snow Hysteria originate? This episode explores snow’s contagious panic caused by distorted perception and an overly theatrical media. Your host, Nobody, also tells a story of people going crazy inside a home improvement store over a snow storm, and presents a world when snow is first discovered
How much bigger will Walmart get? Walmarts are everywhere, how many more Walmarts will there be in the future?
Your host, Nobody, discovers the horrors of Walmart’s massive size by getting lost inside a Walmart. This episode also asks questions without answers on if it’s possible for Walmart to devour the world. Some information and facts about Walmart’s size will be shared along with, exaggerated commentary and analysis.
Do aliens exist? This episode explores if aliens exist by looking at what could UFOs be, what is happening in the skies, when aliens come to earth and why would aliens come to earth. Your host Nobody asks questions and explores hypothetical scenarios to discover if aliens exist and what do they want from earth.
RANT FREE EPISODE
A magazine cover showed the Queen of England with the caption "The Queen, she's just like us". Do you think that statement is true? This show explores if the Queen is just like us by comparing her daily life to your life. Nobody (the show host) gets enraged by the magazine and unleashes a rant about the queen.
Other segments include a hypothetical scenario on how the Queen would shop at a Dollar General
WARNING: the rant segment may upset sensitive listeners
Have bureaucrats solved all the problems in your community? Probably not but now the bureaucrats (villains of the episode) declare cats as criminals. This episode looks into the twisted mind of the bureaucrat and why they want to combat cats.
NOTE: This first episodes contains a darker tone and intensity that is eliminated in following episodes. There is some anger and a rant in in this episode. This aggressive style is dropped in following episodes.