Dave & Juan: More Time: Recent Episodes
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Dave's son makes his Tiger Stadium debut; Brian Kelly's son was on the team - who knew?; DJing a tailgate party has got to be better than a corporate party; Heads-up ICE - if you come to NOLA, Juan's "friend" has her camera out and is ready to record!; So why is the Astrodome still standing?; The Outsiders - a better movie than a musical, especially a DEI-casted musical; Memories of The Dungeon; We'd work for less, too, if we could get some of that free stuff; and more.
MTG, how could you!; When the priest goes off script and keeps you wondering how's he gonna reel it back in; I gave at the other church - for real; Are we seeing a political civil war?; Will there be mosquitos on Thanksgiving?; An over abundant inventory of Christmas decorations; Classic Christmas songs should only be sung by Dean Martin, et al; Econ 101 according to D&J Brian Kelly not fired - hmmmm; What's the total payout on a 50 year mortgage?; and more.
When your team's amazing comeback gives your greater grief than a loss; Cold weather = rediscovering old clothes you can still wear; And just like that, the shutdown is apparently over; So why didn't the Affordable Care Act create affordable care?; The Saints finally win now that they should just lose; A Louisiana tailgate at a Texas swim meet; If you're in the middle seat on a plane, both arm rests are yours; At what age does you're perspective on Epcot change?; 14% on any test is a definite failure, right?; That floor is slippery, slippery, bruh; Just mies away from the cartel; Another boy from the bayou now leading the Tigers; Could the chemtrail mystery be solved?; and more.
Ahh, it's that time of the year when the first chill is in the air and your heater smells like a trash fire; Yeah, a fireplace in the south isn't all it's cracked up to be; What do you do when a bird gets into your house?; Just when you thought the situation with LSU football couldn't get any worse, Governor Landry says hold my beer!; Who's screening this guy's media requests; Not just any monkeys on the loose, but aggressive, diseased monkeys; When did parents start dressing up with their kids for Halloween?; Favorite Halloween candy - what ya got?; The Disney mystic should definitely be over; The unwanted dinner invitation; and more.
Dave's latest conspiracy theory - crystal clear skies with no jet streams are related to the government shutdown; A friend from college that Juan hasn't seen in 40 years is offended by the things he finds funny - do you think he cares?; The job with the greatest income potential is obviously elected official; Shouldn't congressional districts just be square?; What happened to the Kyren Lacy story?; Let's face it, football season is over; Movie theater worker - a job that requires zero skills and even less concern for customers; When 2 for 1 at happy hour means 2 NOW; How much blood is too much for a nosebleed?; and more.
D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns all his biases are 100% conscious; and more.
Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps on the ferry; We (my family) do everything - we're Mexican; The highs of lows of the Kimmel comeback; and more.
π When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! π
π HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos!
Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! ππ¨
π TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! Dave & Juan are calling it - this investment is DONE! π
βοΈπ€ Saints AND Texans fans... it's time to just give up! The boys are officially throwing in the towel on both teams! π
βͺ "Bruh, that's a CATHOLIC wedding!" - when you realize you're in for the LONG haul! The story behind this reaction is EVERYTHING! π
πΊ "Welcome back Kimmel... well, maybe not quite." The lukewarm return that has everyone talking! π
π§ Dave and Juan are back with more stories, more laughs, and (of course) more time than you bargained for.
β‘ Punchlines fly, Cajun wisdom drops, and these two amigos somehow make everyday life sound like a comedy show.
π Catch the full episode on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.
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π HISTORIC MOMENT: After 220 episodes and 4+ YEARS, Dave & Juan are FINALLY in the same room! π€―
π Juan's wife meets Dave: "I thought he'd be bigger..." (Sorry Dave, you're no Patrick Swayze!) π
π Friend Rick opens his home to Dave's son as an intern - what could go wrong?!
π§Ί Deep philosophical question: Is a Houstonian's upstairs laundry room the Cajun equivalent of a garage freezer? (We're going DEEP on this one!)
β‘ Electrical class is in session... or IS IT?! Plot twist incoming!
π Juan tries bagging groceries in Houma and the results are... let's just say TRAGIC π€¦ββοΈ
π You're in the front of the line now, Princess
πΊ Cracker Barrel to Bud Light: "Hold my beer!" The corporate clap-back everyone saw coming!
π¦ Glow in the dark shrimp?! That's a HARD PASS from us, thanks!
π£οΈ Freedom of speech hot takes that'll get you thinking
π How far would YOU go to save a venomous snake? The moral dilemma is REAL!
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π PLOT TWIST: Former Golden Meadow Police Chief loses WAY more than just an election! The tea is SCALDING! β
π Forget murder hornets - we're going FULL bee mode and it's buzzing with drama!
π©² BREAKING: Dave & Juan cracked the code on which boxers shoplifters prefer (this is weirdly specific and hilarious) π
π° Back when your wealth was measured by how DEEP your aluminum pool was... the good ol' days! πββοΈ
π "Hey, what's ELVIS doing in my backyard?!" - a story that'll leave you shook
π£οΈ "Bruh, that road is some SMOOTH" - when infrastructure gets personal
π± WhatsApp takes down NOLA's Mayor Teedy! The digital drama is REAL!
πΈ How does a $200 bill become $600+?! We're following the money trail
βοΈ "Now THAT'S a bomber - Welcome to the USA" - the optics of a political showdown
π³ Tree law drama: Your branch, their yard - who's paying?! (Spoiler: it's complicated)
πͺοΈ Weather people hyping hurricanes they KNOW aren't coming... we see you! π
π¨ When your hotel reservation person actually WORKS at the hotel (revolutionary concept!)
Drop a π if bees terrify you!
Drop a π if you remember aluminum pool flexing!
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π DAVE HITS THE BIG 6-0! Welcome to Club 60, old man! π
But seriously... what was ACTUALLY cool the year Dave was born? The nostalgia is REAL and we're going deep! π°οΈ
π³οΈ Political gerrymandering hot take: Funny how everyone's only mad when the OTHER team does it... π
πΈ Rock & Roll Hall of Fame review: Is it worth your money? (Spoiler: YES!)
π Saints fans, brace yourselves - Dave & Juan are predicting PAIN this season π¬
π First day of school = first day in PRISON? Juan's got thoughts...
βͺ PSA: If you're gonna lotion your feet in church... PLEASE DON'T π¦Ά
π Louisiana is #1 in something... and it's NOT what you think (hint: it's chlamydia π³)
βοΈ Another Cleveland travel nightmare story that'll make you grateful for your hometown airport!
β° Catholic confusion: When does that pre-Communion fast ACTUALLY start?!
PLUS: Why today's Nicholls graduates are crushing it compared to Juan's class!
Drop a π if you remember what was cool in 1964!
Drop a βοΈ if you're a Saints fan in denial!
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π¬ "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" but this episode DEFINITELY does! π₯
π KILLER home owner nightmare: What happens when bees decide YOUR house is their new headquarters? (Spoiler: chaos)
π΅ Concert etiquette wars + office "concerts" that get MESSY
πΊ We're throwing it back to MTV's first 50 videos (yes, when they actually played music!)
βοΈ Coldplay Kiss Cam lawsuit update - the drama is UNREAL
βοΈ Cleveland airport roast session (sorry Cleveland, but...)
π Fashion police alert: Just because you LOOK like a celebrity doesn't mean you should DRESS like him
PLUS: Why Weird Al is criminally underrated, public broadcasting hot takes that'll make you think, and SO much more !
Drop a π€‘ if you've ever had a bee invasion story!
Drop a πΈ if you think concert etiquette is dead!
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This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?!
Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that much for a concert tee; the joy of beating the line; and a disappointing pilgrimage to the grassy knoll (spoiler: it's tiny).
ALSO: Heroes without capes saving wandering toddlers, once the emcee, always the emcee; and the hotel bathroom incident that haunts us all.
π₯ Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
π Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
π΅ Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
β‘ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
π WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
π³οΈ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
π‘ Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
π€ Bayou hospitality ;
π₯© Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
πΊ Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
π¦
Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);
Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!
40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? β’ Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) β’ The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads β’ Bathroom maintenance: a horror story β’ Should you ever let someone win? β’ Please stop posting your medical procedures β’ Could you vanish if you had to? β’ Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? β’ One broken traffic light = societal collapse β’ The DMV eye exam that determines your fate β’ Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.
Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention π€΅ββοΈ; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? π’; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being surrounded by people who remember when electricity was invented; Rick Springfield as a DJ = pure cringe content (someone please make it stop); Pro tip: At 90, you've earned the right to hide your favorite bingo cards and we'll pretend we didn't see it π±; and more.
So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!; Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mission accomplished - we still don't have a king; Drunk, old white people will dance to anything, especially ABBA; The history of prostitution - maybe not the best topic for the family vaca; Congrats LSU Baseball; Haha, I graduated thanks to Chat GPT; and more.
Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thing to keep it in a South Louisiana attic; SMU - the OG NIL school; Why Juan didn't pop in on Dave while they were both in Thibodaux at the same time; Bruh it's hot!; Can we just get rid of toll roads?; When you're job is to teach about dishonesty, does being dishonest count as just another part of the job?; and more.
may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy", recapturing all the escapees, too hard; Heck yeah I'll take the mini van; and more.
What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Court; Neighborhood traffic accidents; Old guy fashion tips; At this age, the level of pain is all relative; and more.
The indestructible, blow-up bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day; Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tasting cocktail may not be the wisest choice; Is it wrong to ask another guy how long it took to grow his mane of hair?; There was a time when everybody had jumper cables; The test drive - personal errand combo; Juan mixes up the Ford Pinto and Maverick; Spinning the ugly response at work; and more.
In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the room is too cluttered for your company, it's too cluttered; Post-prom dumb decisions; Your too drunk to drive home and to come in my house; Ridin' (driving) the storm out; and more.
Easter Church Service etiquette - how 'bout you try harder to be on time!;Do you ever outgrow Easter baskets?; Two Cajuns, zero solutions to getting the crawfish smell off your hands; When the announced side effects are way worse than the disease; What ad won't Morgan Freeman do?; Sure, he's in a violent gang, but he's a good dad; The updated Covid website; History in space - yeah, right; What to do in a dust storm - it might surprise you; New Mexico State University frat gives us hope that kids still know how to throw a party; you don't HAVE to INSTANTLY respond to the group text; 911 operator not in the mood to talk on the phone; New Orleans new trash service to discontinue spaying of "lemony scent";
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Stop it already with making a doll version of yourself, unless you're the guy who's leaving the Saints broke and hopeless; Two non-golfers give their take on The Masters; So now the college athletes are gonna hold out?; Spring pruning wounds and ailments; Hi Ho emotional support animal?; From parking lot yeller to helper; Shopping scooter weight limits; If you're getting a tax refund without paying any taxes, you're not getting you're money - you're getting my money; Juan explains why Holy Week is the time to plant your vegetable garden - Dave doesn't believe him; Road kill tales; and more.
Remember when even Oprah thought Trump's tariffs were a good idea?; If they're that bad, why do so many other countries have them?; Why does it take so much longer than it used to to build stuff in America?; Juan's WalMart online account gets hacked but the biggest pain is dealing with customer service; Dave super hero feat that, sadly, nobody saw; Polo in Louisiana?; We don't remember actual fights at school but, if there was someone broke it up; Grandparent Shower games - Dave didn't want to play; Going to someone else's class reunion stinks, unless there's a chance to hang with a celebrity; Bruh, just don't throw stones; NCAA Women's Basketball - not a money maker; Dave's mom not a fan of us teaching bible class; Who's being hurt by the stock market down turn? Probably not you; and more.
Governor Landry's signature color; D&J break down the story of the prodigal son; Can we just enjoy something?; Apparently passing the collection in church is a life long gig; How to transform your life; Failing to avoid eye contact leads to work you didn't want to do; Don't you move in here and make my neighborhood too nice; Parenting a school athlete is different than it used to be; Cut Off is like Disney World; Wait to y'all hear this guy talk; Is cursing a new political strategy?; Are Louisianians conditioned for failure?; The US Institute of Peace - how's that working out?; and more.
Wrestling - as American as mom's apple pie; It's gold dust season aka pollen; The more people hate on Elon, the more we want a Tesla; When your delayed flight gets delayed AGAIN, you add a bit of tuna fish to the mix; Pickle Ball prison beat down; Dave's review of Hamilton; Bands we don't know - the list is long; NHL in NOLA - I'll take certain failures for $500, Alex; The college professor scam; Looks like a runway to me; and more.
Sometimes you gotta change the flat just to prove to yourself that you still can; We love Make A Wish kids, as long as they're not flying the plane; We're not saying you can't go to Disney without kids but why would you?; Here come the roofers; Don't Stop Believing they're gonna keep playing; When you stop killing the chickens, the price of eggs comes down; Stop saying you're going to do it on day one; Estate sellers - how much do you want to pay someone else to sell it; Would you like fries with that inspection tag?; Bye-bye bags fly free; If you're foolish enough to wear a mask at least wear it right; Green New Deal 2.0 - burning you're Tesla to protest Elon; How a drunk actor changed the movie special effects business forever; And then the power went out....
A tax by any other name is still money coming out of your pocket; WTH is an Urban Destination Fee?; Yes, there's a difference in water; Remember when Rare Earth was just a band from the 70s?; The US is like that friend with a good job who everyone expects to always pick up the tab; Hate is never a good strategy; At what age are we too old for required reading?; Kids in travel sports? Prepare to open the checkbook - often; I'll see your appetite suppressant and raise you a new hunger inducing ingredient; My other job is African gold miner; So who signed all those bills into law?; and more.
Celebrating 200 episodes - D & J revisit the early discussions of radio work, weenie spaghetti, learning to record commercials and more; Bruh, learn to read the room, especially when the room is the Oval Office; The story behind the soundbites; If you're gonna release the files, release the files; Making English great again; Happy Mardi Gras - if you're gonna cut the line, how 'bout you pay for my tux?; Detective Dave in on the case; and more.
RIP Maw maw Cathy, the queen of record keeping; Get yourself a mentor; Let us know what you did at work last week; Employing people who don't even exist? Must be the government; Well at least I'm not _______ ; When the beauty queen doinks the landing; Don't leave your loved ones in jail - truth in advertising; Where's all the chickens go?; Promises made, promises kept stokes fear on both sides of the aisle; Welcome back OZZY; and more.
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Nothing (what Juan got his wife for Valentine's Day) says love like a platter of boiled shrimp; Just cause we know nothing about NASCAR doesn't mean we won't talk about it; Dave offers his suggestion for next year's Super Bowl halftime performer; Apparently the NFL has solved racism; Are any of our political leaders really surprised by government waste?; Maybe Juan's self-repairs weren't quite up to par; The games airlines play; Another night in Jackson; Oh Canada; Welcome to the Gulf of America; and more.
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Did we get smarter or did everybody else just get dumber?; Hey, there's no radio in this car; I'm not gonna cut the line...but I could; Yo bebe, that big butt's not gonna fit in that little car; Dave's all in on the linemen of Jackson; Week 2 of Trump 2.0 - still #winning; and more.
What a week it's been!; Snowmageddon; I like the snow but my shoes are wet; That's a nice snowman, son, but I never knew you could use a shovel; Plumbing in the attic; Weather women attire; Soooo I know it's freezing but how long before you get my power back on?; Nobody in a casino ever looks happy; A new, old president; How fast can he get things done? The party of common sense; Columbia says return to sender - we say wanna bet?; and more.
Worst big city mayor - LA says hold my beer; Chinatown movie revisited; Stuck in a fire and firefighter unable to carry you out - that's on you; It's January 20th and the world didn't end - we told you so!; Hey Mike Johnson, what took you so long to speak up?; Governor Landry Signature Blue; New Orleans solves it's homeless problem just in time for the Super Bowl; Shout out to the lady working the parking lot gate at the Texan's game; Thanks for nothing, old friend; When the scammer is worried about being scammed; Mic check, one, two; Hanging out with soccer fans watching their "home" team; Do you want to build a snowman?; Ladies, do you really want a plumber who looks like you?; and more.
Who needs cabbage and black eyed peas when you've got chilli fritos? Dave and Juan were somehow overlooked in the awarding of Presidential Medals of Freedom; NOLA Chief of Police - old lady, big hat; Apparently the "vehicle" was the culprit; Dave and his conspiracy theories; Juan's volunteer weekend was way more work than he thought; Make Romania Great Again; The singing priest; Hang on, I think I have a coupon; Avoiding me won't make the bad service better; Let's talk about the weather; Ringing in the new year with artillery shells; Maybe driving the golf cart in this part of town wasn't the best idea; and more.
There's no way that dude is Elsa's dad. Merry Christmas or happy whatever you do/don't celebrate; Karaoke church and Latin Mass; Was "Do They Know it's Christmas the world's first case of virtue signaling?; A little proof that woke is dead; Classing up a tailgate; Are old people with fuzzy socks allowed?; and more holiday fun.
Guess who's back!; The older we get, the less we care about what we wear in public; Bruh, I can't introduce myself in 30 minutes; When applying for a job took effort...and a stamp; How many have you been to? - play along with D&J What ever happened to Kodak?; The grocery store mafia; Baton Rouge actually elects a Republican mayor; Jameis Winston - the living MEME machine; The Zillow appraisal; How many government jobs are cushy jobs? Survey says - pretty much all of them; It's fun to stay at the YMCA; We're sorry, we gave away your dinner reservation; and more.
Perhaps the most unexpected Father-Daughter Wedding Dance ever!; RIP Chuck Woolery; Hey bruh, I got my good shoes on and that grass is wet; You know that dude who was a jerk in high school? Yeah, he's still a jerk; Pro business tip - if you're in a crappy mood, don't respond to emails; Tales from the swim meet; When BeyoncΓ© steps into your holiday planning; Could you make that urinal stall any smaller?; Old guys & traffic woes; Going out with a bang; Hey, where's Joe?; Pretend security guard on a power trip; Getting profiled at WalMart; and more.
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Dave continues his Habit(at) of giving; Louisiana Congressman and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson gets a peek inside the Cool Kids' Club; Juan dismayed to learn old friend didn't grow up thinking he was the coolest guy in Paincourtville; Cookie cake licensing fees; Wedding ring trends for guys; Bruh, stop flattering yourself; and more.
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You're blessed to be a blessing - especially when it involves helping a stranger lift a discarded sofa-sleeper onto the roof of his car; FEMA shows SIGNS of favoritism; Dave drives a Subaru - not that there's anything wrong with that; How much does that watch cost?; Juan becomes a fan of MSNBC; You lost now get over it; and more.
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RIP P Nut The Squirrel; Halloween left overs, You can'r outrun the weather, especially in an Altima; SNL and the FCC; Without fluoride in his water, Dave might have been Elon Musk; Juan can wear 2 shoes again; Christmas catalogs for 3rd world countries; Resetting clocks - the struggle is real; If your bull needs castrating, Dave is ready; and more.
GO VOTE!!; Halloween etiquette; NOLA cleans up for the Swifties but how long can it last; Juan goes to the ER, falls off crutches; Remember when we could still run?; Mosquitoes in late October!; Senior pictures back in the day - no airbrushing, no filters; So you're telling me BeyoncΓ©'s NOT gonna sing?; When was the last time multiple good movies came out in the same year? 1987!; Dave doesn't like Jazz; but his dad loved Jimmy Swaggart tunes; Ethnic church is the best; and more.
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Drew Brees honored while Saints season burns down around him; Want fries with your Big Mac?; I've never loaded a shotgun either - but I don't pretend I did; Elon gives away $1 million a day; Success is one possible outcome; What is Snoop Dogg NOT promoting; Mississippi does the time warp again; Dave is almost ready to give up on Dave's Singles; Why even pretend to care?; When a stranger says "can I ask you something" your answer should alway be NO; Caution: don't read the ingredients label on candy pumpkins/corn; and more.
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Dave tailgates with the parents of Louisiana native, viral phenom and Buffalo Bills rookie Keon Coleman; Excuse me but could you jump-off my ambulance?; These bankers got bank; First world problems up in first class; Continued thoughts and prayers for North Carolina; and more.
Also available to watch on YouTube.
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Now that's a fire!; We're not in tailgating shape anymore; Thinking of those impacted by Hurricane Helene; So how many criminals have we let in?; School dance group dynamics; Hit and run pursuit; Shorthanded Secret Service; Invasion of the vultures; You ready to go?; Old school beepers are the bomb again; Has Mark Cuban boarded the crazy train?; and more.
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When the Saints are winning, people stop killing; Fortnite is not a sport; Restaurant booth etiquette; Lining up for weed in. BR; It's take the First Lady to Work Day; Local politician pledges to take on China and Russia; At what point does hurricane debris become just trash in your yard; The pitfalls of the built-in microwave; Seafood City; How does one become a traffic expert?; and more.
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Hurricane news coverage has become more performance and less reality (kind of like politics); How much is your deductible?; The Houma TV Hurricane Stick and live call-ins; Dave ALMOST won the Lotto; Bon Jovi saves a life and Jane's Addiction almost takes one; A neighborhood where people cut their grass; Ideas for better government - relocate government departments; Bathroom strategy; Tailgating in style; and more.
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Recapping a weekend of football - Nicholls & Saints exceed expectations; When the couple from ESPN that everyone laughed at is related to you; Refurbed Superdome, same old staff; Dave avoids Boubon Street and finds a historic chuch; A cigarette machine in a bar? You know you're in a cool place; Juan's friend Cozy Len makes it to The Voice; Park ducks - apparently it's what's for dinner; and more.
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Juan's dad turns the big 9-0; Showing up for fantasy football draft ready to take on anything; How long is too long to respond to a patient's hospital call button?; Lying for the sake of lying; Hoping to create a viral moment; If you died in your workplace, how long would it take your co-workers to notice?; When I said we didn't have any, what I meant to say was I don't know what you're talking about; Could someone please invent a better dryer exhaust hose?; The doctor upsell; and more.
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The countdown to football season; Cheers to Dave's Aunt Marion; Any good eulogy includes untold stories of childhood mischief; If you're gonna drink in a cemetery, you might as well drink Miller Lite; Hiding in church; Upselling at the funeral home; The Hobby Lobby urn will do; Juan's daughter makes the news; Is that hernia mesh supposed to stick out like that?; The truck stop Glass Menagerie; SCORE - candy cigarettes!; Take my advice - you wanna use that other bathroom; and more.
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When did checking your temperature become such a challenge?; Holding your tongue in church; Hey, remember that assassination attempt?; Secret Service agents have on-the-job problems, too; Time to stock up on salad dressing and marching shoes; The most chill high profile interview ever; Business 101 - cost determines price; So while you're here, go ahead and get a vasectomy; Possums movie in; Carnival changes its behavior expectations for passengers - no more fighting; and more.
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Learning the rules to Olympic sprinting; The last time D & J thought about Break Dancing, dudes were spreading cardboard across the floor at the Iron Horse; How about some NIL money for scientists, engineers, etc.?; When the Secret Service has to pee, they're gonna pee; Let's just vote tomorrow and be done with it; What's worse after surgery - broken AC at home or pain pills that keep you wide awake?; We never claimed to be country music experts; Juan's review of The Godfather - it's no Smokey and the Bandit!; Dear space station astronauts, oops; Cajun comics = spice salesmen; and more.
Chili Fritos vs live termites - who ate better last week?; Juan's adventures in Costa Rica; Plane boarding chaos; If your job is to enforce the rules you might want to learn the rules; It's birthday week as Casa del Martin; Hey Google, where'd that story go?; Say her name - how?; Taking the basement strategy and running with it; Dave is just one degree from Donny and Marie; Bayou Lafourche oil spill kills ONE crawfish; New doesn't mean better; and more.
cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #costarica
Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in - brother; Even the conspiracy theories have conspiracy theories, Bringing every guy over 40 back to his childhood; Amber Rose, Hulk Hogan, Dana White and Kid Rock walk into a bar...; When CrowdStike stikes; Yes, it was broken and yes, I made it worse; Accent discrimination?; If I haven't seen you in 30+ years, go ahead and assume I don't recognize you; The unfortunate days of Shirts vs Skins games; Hurricane power outages - who knew a Keurig sucked so much electricity; and more.
cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #hulkhogan
They said it couldn't be done -- One hour, one topic. Any guesses what we're talking about?
cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #republicannationalconvention
Dave preps for Hurricane Beryl; Fiber is the real deal; How the Weather Channel reporters are really just hurricane cheerleaders; We miss Bob Breck; Breaking news on a new flavor of Coca Cola - you heard it hear first; Seems like every country declared independence from England; I'm not an electrician, but...; Can you make assembly instructions any more complicated?; Please fill out this survey - it's VERY IMPORTANT that you give me all 5s; Made with natural and artificial flavors; Political talk begins at 41:30 - IYKYK; and more.
hurricaneberyl #cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #weatherchannel
Happy Birthday, USA - obviously, there's someone in the country older than you; Who knew? Pretty much everybody; Coach Belichick hits da bayou; Can I retire yet?; JaMarus Russell - volunteer and philanthropist; If you make it there, you can make it anywhere; Survey says whatever the financer wants it to say; Now available in West Baton Rouge, 40,000 pounds of candles; and more.
cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #mannings #debate #july4th
What do Waffle House, Fabuloso and Tik Tok explosives have in common?;The great debate debate - to watch or not to watch; There's no outrunning a drone; Baton Rouge makes yet another bad list; Apparently Shreveport's financial "district" isn't very financial; D & J haven't lost anything in Europe; Your mind doesn't realize you're old but your body sure does; It's Dave's turn to beef with the HOA; Three cheers for castration; and more.
cajun #dadlife #louisiana #debate
For two guys who never watch the WNBA, D & J sure seem to talk about it a lot; Father's Day comes is at number 17 on the list of most popular holidays; Gift giving and getting for dads; Shopping anxiety; Mismatched socks - close enough; Grilled cabbage - it's a matter of taste; Baton Rouge retakes the title of Murder Capital of the World - apparently, Juan's neighbors haven't heard; Sewerage in your house leads to insurance windfall; Dave's inability to sleep in silence adds fuel to his conspiracy theories; Hypersonic missiles - super cool, super scary; Explaining fast water; and more.
cajun #podcast #louisiana #dadlife #fathersday #caitlinclark
Going outside the outhouse - yeh, that's close enough; More fun at the pool - wasps and 2-fer lifejackets; It was supposed to be vacation!; Dave's pre-occupation with burnt light bulbs; If Liberace and Elvis had a hunting camp; Room for 20 people, 6 towels!; How 'bout you put a shower caddy in their, bruh?; Restaurant bathroom horrors; A worthwhile trip to a Houston museum sparks concerns of history repeating itself; Elon Musk AI to call out government pork; Is the recession hitting Denver's weed market?; Hey football recruits, checkout these Lambo options; Women's Olympic Basketball - who knew?; and more.
cajun #podcast #louisiana #dadlife #caitlinclark #olympics #vrbo
Hey WNBA, you might want to stop biting the hand that's feeding you for the first time ever; In the battle of Juan versus the dog, the dog leads 1 zip; Your provider will be with you shortly; Dave's rental car attendant literally couldn't care less...until; Baton Rouge's Summer of Hope (I Don't Get Shot); Give the cops some room, why don't you; When your hotel is more pet friendly than people friendly; Pickleball privilege; Who doesn't get mail at a bar?; and more.
When your favorite beer pub paves "paradise" to put up a pickleball court!; On Memorial Day, honoring those who paid the ultimate price; Dave goes back to the classroom and needs new stories...or does he?; My stuff is valuable, your stuff is junk; How do you become a Master Gardener? Ummm, there's a guy in your backyard with IV tubes hanging off of his shirtless body; Who DOESN'T need a knee replacement?; Bruh, it's already hot; I'm sorry but I going to have to step off of this Zoom call because I am suddenly ill; Go ahead, keep on losing; Juan hates when his neighbors are at the neighborhood; 5 down and only 499,995 to go!; and more.
memorialday; #pickleball #cajun #louisiana #bayou #dadlife #podcast
Juan's dad has a chat with Coach Dennis Allen; Who's on social media more - Jerry Seinfeld or Jon Bon Jovi?; At least Bill Cosby didn't cuss; The temptation of Sam's Club; Dave goes on a graduation weekend - how many Valedictorians are too many?; Tips on the perfect graduation speech; Divorced Dads' Sunday at the pool; Gotta wonder what this guy's job interview was like; Please Be Respectful. Threatening or Aggressive Behavior is Not Tolerated at Thibodaux Regional; and more.
Dave gives an update on his mom; Hospital rooms and nursing schedules aren't designed for visitor sleepovers; Even on Mother's Day, every mom has a favorite child; Juan's "political" career has begun - can the end be far behind?; Baton Rouge Crawfish Cookoff - almost as bad as Crawfish Day at Nicholls; A cake with a touch of cayenne - surprisingly delicious!; Hello pervert - you have been hacked; When you need gas but it's cash only; Free shots (of vodka) for the homeless; The easy math on crime being down; AirPods - the universal sign of I don't want to talk to you; Clipped by the handicapped scooter at WalMart; and more.
Drive thru pranks; Playing doctors and explaining hiatal hernias; When flight attendants overshare; At today's proms, the actual prom is the minor event of the evening; Patenting advice from D&J - marry somebody rich; America's Resort is impossible to find but really, really nice; What your choice of a walkup song says about you; NFL approves helmets from Space Balls; Cajun croquet rules; Sometimes great service is a pain; Baton Rouge's new breakaway city; Dave and the man on the moon; and more.
bayou #cajun #louisiana #dadlife #promseason #moonmission #greenbrier
We're taking the culture up a notch with a trip to the opera; The proper pronunciation of Giovannia; High school plays go "old school" with Footloose; If your gonna expect a high school graduation gift from me, I better at least know who you are; When you work for a lawn service in South La, being comfortable around snakes should be a prerequisite; Tracking down rule breakers in your neighborhood - we're those guys; Hey California, WTH is equity grading?; We had a solution for "furies" back in our day; Come on young adults - make some babies; Guess who's flags are getting waved in a house of congress and will the white flags be far behind; How much do kids need to know about tasers?; and more
opera #dongiovanni #cajun #louisiana
Accidental vocal improvements; Farewell to Tiger; Every day is tax day - for some, more so than others; Would you mind picking up the tab for this Mazerati I bought myself?; Tales of the eclipse; Plenty of seats here in the front; Sometimes unappreciated elementary school "talents" become a career path; Young people don't listen to radio; Shhhhhh, it's LEAP testing week!; Memories of detention and cafeteria duty; You're paying for the missiles being shot and the ones shooting 'em down; and more.
louisiana #cajun #taxday #LEAPtesting
Congratulations, you survived the eclipse; Whether it's maintaining a bald head, or getting a good haircut - it ain't that easy being a guy; Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, et al take the stage in Gonzales; D&J disagree with Governor Landry; Will people watch Caitlin Clark in the WNBA? How high is too high in a football stadium?; The real impact of inflation; California's $20 minimum wage already back fires; Just cause it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it; and more.
louisiana #cajun #kidrock #tucker #caitlinclark
D&J's view on the best and worst Easter candy; Juan's failed attempt at watching the basketball game while paying attention in church; Repping your junior high; No matter how much weight you lose, never toss your fat pants; The Easter unicorn; Napping for Easter candy, all Lent long; Gypsy Rose heads back down da bayou; Bond out your friends for the holidays; Dave's idea for border security; P Diddy - the next Jeffrey Epstein?; Bridge conspiracies; Backyard squirrel hunting season; Stop putting playgrounds at breweries; Kids but no bathrooms in church ; and more.
easter #Louisiana #cajun #gypsyrose
A unisex bathroom in the airport is one thing but a unisex sink takes it too far; Remember, it's not their money, it's your money; WalMart locks up wife beaters - but not the ones you're thinking of; You're gardening is cutting into my drinking time; Please don't let your dog crap where I eat; Dining on the Manager's Special and big beers; Memories of the Pizza Hut Buffet; Where the buffalo roam; Scared of the coming solar eclipse? Shut up and play, John Cougar; Dave jams to Engelbert Humperdinct; Juan's dad takes home the Golden Egg for the old folks' Easter Egg Hunt; and more.
cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #dadlife #dadjokes #parentingtips
A 32 hour work week? Will we still get time to play bingo?; The biggest lotto winner - the government; You should tip more to make up for the poor tippers in the room; Two Live Crew brings their party to Baton Rouge; All problems solved - US government to investigate McDonalds' ice cream machine breakdowns; Tips to make airport bathrooms more sanitary; Please no dirty diapers, bloody gauze or food in trash can; When you get caught up in a moment of kindness and volunteer to do something you definitely don't to do; When your family vehicle is a 15 passenger van; Discovering how mean your kids were to each other growing up; 20K miles in and your transmission is toast; Stay safe by making it easier for thieves to steal your car; and more.
cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #dadlife #dadjokes #parentingtips #stpatricksday
Who cares if he's in a suit - you put a cane pole with a hook & an ice chest of bait in front of a Cajun, he's gonna fish; Dave opens in Bama for the SEC Shorts guy; Juan exists on Fruit Loops, ice cream & Doritos; Our ideas on props for Napoleonville Middle School's the Cajun Wizard of Oz; The state of the union is _________ ; Kerry Von Erich, The Monday Warrior; When the family comes to the business event; Got a podcast? go ahead and cut the line; When there's nothing TV, you tolerance goes down; The layover time dilemma; The Hertz Rental Manager's Special; What age do your kids need to be to get their own hotel room on the family vacation?; How ever much you think college athletes are getting paid - you're not even close; At least she did better than Bobby Jindal; and more.
cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #dadlife #dadjokes #catfish #secshorts
Cool pins on jean jackets - that's how we rolled in the 80s; The never ending saga of cable/internet service providers; Clipped your main power feed - no worries, bruh, I've got electrical tape; Thanks for the 4 am text AT&T - next time skip the text and keep your $5; Want to avoid longer jail sentences in Louisiana? Don't do anything that lands you in jail; Deputy Dave's sentimental rediscoveries; Are Juan's hands really registered as weapons?; Print or cursive?; Happy 202nd Birthday, Terrebonne Parish; Real Cajuns are from Area IV; The most accurate Punt, Pass and Kick competitor EVER; Our take of NCAA football recruiting news; Boosie's local media tour; and more.
Does winning American Idol still mean anything? - ask Laine Hardy; Houma's hidden wedding gem; Fun with Cajun last names; Down da bayou - it's all relative; Are today's tattoos or girls yesterday's earrings on guys?; Wyoming - it's for real!; Beware of extreme avalanche conditions; Dave pitches his idea for a new reality show; Getting old - one pain leads to another; I like you but not enough to vacation with you; Navigating late check-outs and early check-ins; Hotel bathtubs - yea or nah?; Was Juan right or just mean?; and more
cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #dadlife #dad
Judgements? Fines? Forget that, have you seen these cool new shoes?; Live from Sulphur; Putting a wrap on Mardi Gras - Juan pops in on Dave's mom; Notes from a new listener; Sure it's fine to leave your car unlocked AND running - it's Thibodaux; Calling all police - Louisiana needs you, and New York doesn't car about you; Hey America - is it enough yet?; Come on man, the economy is great - this stuff is just transitory; Dave's heading to cold country; Who's really running this show?; If you live past the average life expectancy you're too old to hold public office; Weather App non-weather info; Juan teaches his dad how to ignore camera-generated speeding tickets; What's the sale-ability for an EBT card?; No more self checkout at Dollar General; If you're not a great male athlete, just change teams; There's no complaining victim so who gets the money?; and more.
Louisiana #Cajun #trump #dadlife
Neighbors - meeting and avoiding them; I know you, you know me and that's enough; It's okay if you like something and someone else (including me) doesn't; Lazy Mardi Gras float riders means more cheap crap for me; Hey bruh, can you watch this gas can for me?; When a DJ on a parade float really just wants to be a singer; When your social security number was given to anyone who asked; Bumping into old friends who you forgot you weren't really friends with; What ever happen to doubloons?; Not that in to King Cake; We knew Tracy Chapman way back when; RIP Toby Keith; John Waite should've been bigger; Tucker & Putin; We all forget things - but c'mon man!; Kinda speeding in Berwick; and more.
louisiana #mardigras #cajun #tobykeith #tracychapman #tuckercarlson
Thanks listeners who take this stuff more seriously than we do - proliferation drug commercials; explained; Donuts on the practice field; What's it take to keep a dog in the bed of a pickup? Road hazards - Juan recounts his first wreck and animal fatality, and Dave re-hits a deer; Odd smells on roadtrips; Economics 101 - they're still telling lies; Bayou people - different levels of friendly and crazy; A portable spa from Sam's - to buy or not to buy; If you're on the parade route you better rope off your yard; I used to be the coolest guy in Thibodaux - just ask me; Shout our to Off The Hook; Home repairs with toothpicks; Because my VPN is set to Japan; So you want me to actually read a book?; Tales of the National Honor Society and more.
louisiana #Cajun #mardigras
150 episodes - who would have guessed we'd last this long!; How to greet someone you haven't seen in a while; Local news dress standards seem to different for weathermen and weatherwomen; The simple joy of a rain gauge; When you feet get wet it's time to break out the white rubber boots; Track suit, warm up suit, joggers - what it that thing called?; Our continuing disdain for pickle ball; You know it's high end when the shopping center has a paper store; If you need a special cup to keep your drink cold, you may be drinking too slow; Elementary school water fountain pranks; No water on the bayou; Stuck in the garage and lessons in stored energy; Fetterman making total sense?; Kim Mulkey's NIL deal; The Road House re-make; and much more.
Louisiana #Cajun #dadlife
DeSantis launches 2028 presidential campaign - well, sort of; So you're saying there's a problem at the border; No need to get off the drugs Baton Rouge - the police department has your "free" Narcan hook-up; Government budgets don't want to save money; How many football analysts do we really need?; What to watch on TV since there's never anything to watch on TV; Dave gears up for Nickel Back at the Houston Rodeo; If you're gonna be a doctor, we say go vet; That annoying singing Jardiance lady; How's that car charging thing going?; Juan actually gets his car inspected on time; The business of business awards; and more.
Brrrrr, this Global Warming sure is cold; Hey Buffalo, if you can't manage to play football in the snow, how 'bout you put a roof on the new stadium?; Happy MLK Day; What's the bigger pain - covering plants for the freeze or replacing them in the Spring?; Faulty plane door? No worries, we'll avoid flying over water; Useless but addictive social media rabbit holes; Smuggling meth in a Crab Boil jar - good idea? NOLA crime scares TV crew; Mardi Gras Time; We like Kelly Clarkson; And yet the Saints still have Dennis Allen; Yes, watching TV together IS quality time; How freakin' cool was Don Kirshner's Rock Concert!; The old guy still packs a punch; and more.
Saints season ends - Jamies is gonna Jameis; "Derek Carr is a sexy man," says Dave; A fondness for nasty Chinese buffet; Cat Williams lights the comedy world on fire; RIP Starsky; Gypsy Rose Blanchard brings attention to Cut Off; Leave The World Behind - conflicting opinions; Tips for real estate agents; Juan gets annoyed by new church goers who don't know the system; The Golden Meadow Christmas Boat Parade; Why did the college Catholic student retreat hotel smell like pot?; Yeah, I almost side swiped you but I want to give you a friendly wave; The (lack of) joy of taking down Christmas decorations; Why doesn't cereal come with a ziplock bag?; Snacking to keep the rest of the family healthy; and more.
Do-Rags, Sunglasses AND the world's largest selection of knives, swords & daggers all in one place!; The nostalgia in your childhood bedroom; The indoor pesticide spraying flit gun; The holiday Charcuterie board; Helping your kids put something together is the same as doing it yourself; Lesser gifts get biggest reactions; WTH are "snappy" clothes?; Seeing the sites in the parking lot of Houma's Southland Mall; Enough with the vaping; Excuse me, bruh - (aka Governor-elect Landry) - y'all in line or y'all jus talkin'?; D&J, the Official Podcast of Louisiana and the future Grand Marshalls of the Weenie Spaghetti Festival & Cook Off; When the bail bondsman show's up, you the party is just getting started; The bayou's new most famous resident - Gypsy Rose Blanchard; A bit of stolen valor; and more.
gypsyrose #louisiana #cajun
Levels of freezers; Tips to the Weenie Spaghetti Cook-off competitors - keep it simple; Secret Santa gift exchanges - not fun; Gifts to co-workers - another hard pass; When a guy says he doesn't need anything for Christmas, he means it; Holiday charities need to means test recipients; Ethically Manufactured in China - yeah, right!; Aren't you tired drinking out of the cups we have?; Christmas pajamas; How rough it too rough for a cruise?; Dental tales; Free advice for the young home owners; Neither Dave nor Juan would've been invited to the Boston Mayor's Christmas party; Senator Fetterman gets it right; and more.
Dave heads back to Key West to relive his honeymoon (minus the jorts) 30 years later; Why wrap FRESH seafood in bacon?; Testing seasickness preventatives - dramamine vs edible pot gummies; Captain Tony's - no cleaning required; Dogs on a plane - no thanks; Uber adjusts rate after the fact; Truro car rentals; Hey, have you heard Juan's Thibodaux stories?; Rating a priest based on the brevity of Mass; Doing good deeds to make up for zealously explaining why people are wrong; 'tis the season; and more.
Key West, here Dave comes; Once again, the Saints crash, recover and burn all in one game; Security high but booths are small at Rogan's Comedy Mothership; Questioning the reality of moon landings; A nice rain gauge makes a great gift; Juan stalks Olivia Dunne - not as impressed as he thought he'd be; I live LITERALLY right across the street; Ask him for money - he looks like a mason; Too late for coffee - must be time to drink; Comparing eggs from free range and cage raised chickens; The only thing runners like more than running - talking about running; Christmas parties, cops, and peeing in the yard; To help or not to help; Why does it take so long to get to donated clothes to the donation site?; and more.
Well HELLO Dolly; Post Thanksgiving weigh-ins; Juan spends 8 hours in the ER with his wife and complains about what a burden it was on HIM; It was almost the first ever podcast recorded in Paincourtville; Dave arms himself to supervise utility workers spray painting whatever; Hall & Oates go to court; Joe Rogan here I come; Counter protesting to save the right books; Can I get a loan on this war?; The Saints avoid the end zone AGAIN; Weenie spaghetti fan comments; What would you pick as your final meal on death row?; and more.
DollyParton #hallandoates
The Weenie Spaghetti Festival & Cook-off - Mark your calendars; Holiday meal prep; Thanksgiving turkey vs ham vs steak; Cover that open dish with a paper towel and it'll be fine; When food tastes like a house smells; Dave attends a "fancy" wedding and wonder's if the bride's parents are still expected to pay for the wedding; Wedding reception songs; Juan's former employer worth billions; Have you ever initiated a fist bump? The roller grill hot dogs - what's the "best if used by" date on this thing?; Google Maps fails; Maybe you can't create a better mouse trap but don't count out a better urinal; Smokers are the world's pariahs; and more.
Are you ever too old to help a friend move furniture? Heck yeah, you are!; Got leg cramps - eat a banana and sleep with a bar of soap; The Christmas Marketplace with everything from photos with Santa to stun guns; When is a compliment to one person an insult to another?; I got 1,000 channels but nothing to watch; Just because they laugh doesn't mean it's funny; Chinese leaders come to San Fransisco and suddenly the homeless disappear; The most common background in early music videos - shiny black plastic; 70s radio - when DJs were DJs; Anybody got a lead on some crabs?; Juan's daughter plans to attend college in Houston but he and Dave ain't planning to hang out; Please don't bring your teen date to hang out here; Appreciating a good fake smile; Time to bring back shop class; and more.
Have you ever danced in the kitchen 'til the mornin' light on a Louisiana Saturday night?; Who's more Cajun?; Baton Rouge hosts expungement fair; People you don't want to bump in to in places you shouldn't be seen; Dave's optimum time to hit WalMart; If you thought 4 pools at one home was over the top....; When Waze takes you to the hood; Our "leaders" just want to blow stuff up; Too poor to be in Congress??; From the bible study to the Everclear cocktail party; A gecko survives the flush; Halloween leftovers; and more.
Tech talk for dummies; Backyard Bobcats; How many cups are too many?; Country Crock equals the universal storage container; I wonder if I'm the only human being on the planet doing BLANK right now; The possums are eating good in Dave's neighborhood; I'm not sure how to say this, but; Congress settles on a Louisiana guy who doesn't sound like he's from Louisiana; Judging people based on who doesn't like them; The world is not looking for you; Jackson, Mississippi airport - the home of absolutely no rental cars; Be thankful you're not a Browns fan; Hello, front desk? Yes, the sink in my room is missing the chu chutt; High school proficiency is apparently prejudiced; You might want to get some protection for that Kennedy fella; Health Certificate Grade B; Dave struggles with math yet doubts Juan's calculations; What happened to good movies? ; and more.
Are the Saints of old becoming the Saints of new?; Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of Dave's fateful fishing trip; Serving time for hunting violations when he was just trying to feed the Cajun masses; Casino visitors can be depressing to see; Do you want a tip or not?; Pecking corn on the drive to Thibodaux; Did I tell you about my catheter?; RIP Suzanne Somers; Sam's Club sample queen or crazy employee - you decide; Dogs in stores are bad enough - now a pet snake?; Just cause I don't know that big word doesn't mean I'm impressed; Remembering our first times - on the internet; Abeomination on the radio review; Canada expands its offer for free assisted suicides; Louisiana's own Laine Hardy wants you help a.k.a. money; and more.
Bruh, Louisiana got another Cajun governor and Juan was wrong; Dave's solar eclipse surprise; Some people aren't made for early morning fishing trips; Cool temps ahead; Old age is a moving target - who would have thought she was still alive?; We can't help with the cost of your wheelchair ramp but can we interest you in some assisted suicide?; Double shot drinks with quadruple rates; You're not going to out drink Tiger fans; Waking up to the Laforuche Gazette arrest reports; It only takes your state a long time to count the votes if someone wants it to take a long time; Sean Payton to the Broncos - sorry 'bout dat, Denver; Video game sound tracks - not our cup of tea; Hey grocery store shoppers - leave you darn dogs home; Louisiana litterers seemingly have a favorite dump spot; and more.
Savannah Bananas tickets create a frenzy in Baton Rouge - WHY?; So, what's gonna become of all then municiations we left in Afghanistan? D & J have an idea; And what about that $6 billion we just "released"; High school football on the bayou - Mustangs vs Tarpons & shots fired in Thibodaux; Ummm, there's a cop in your driveway; When your mom calls in sick on your behalf; The never ending drama of politics; We're gonna build the wall even though it "won't" work; Skittles flavored energy drinks for super human performance; I'll eat the junk food so you aren't tempted; Why do young people sit in their car in the driveway?; Louisiana principal pulls a Footloose and slams student dancing; Dave's possum has a baby; a neighborhood gathering - thanks but no thanks; Enough with the pets in stores; and more.
Juan and his dad go Cruisin' The Coast; So you're telling me pulling a fire alarm sets off a fire alarm?; Got a cold? Suck it up, buttercup; A birthday celebration with bullets; Talking to strangers; Come on Ole Miss - great win but rushing the field?; When the water line breaks you just hope it's on the city side; The Baton Rouge bridge turns into a pig sty; One time at band camp (competition), we had the worse bus driver ever; Remembering school without AC; Paying a repair man to mock you; Ignore the "scheduled" maintenance; Windshield repairs that are only kinda sort of repairs; and more.
A football weekend - the good, the bad and the ugly; Coach Prime is the Flava Flav of college football; Travis Kelce wins big but not as big as Sean Payton loses; Dave hangs with all the single ladies; Sure, the alligator was involved but was it really his fault; Can you "Cntrl, Alt, Delete" the flight deck controls?; If they keep telling you your flight is on time, your flight is probably late; When your waitress quits in the middle of serving you; Texas has officially declared a state of invasion; Trash can police - yeah, that'll fix things; When your restaurant review goes wrong - because you were liquored up; Juan's hotel room thermostat hacks; I wash my hands in lavatory; Stealing hotel shampoo could be worth more than you think; Paying taxes for stuff we pay not to use; Has "historic" become the new buzzword?; Is John Kerry wearing a John Kerry mask?; The next Super Bowl Halftime performer announced - wow, that's the best you could get?; and more.
So you lost a jet? A fighter jet?; Dave gets plaid; Cajun flavored pizza crust - who you trying to fool, Michigan? You don't answer your phone, prepare to get pinged; Mexico actually finds an alien on it's side of the border; Oh, you're from Ukraine - you're welcome!; What ever happened to the I Ain't No Fortunate Son attitude?; So that's why they call it skunk weed; You can't smoke that cigarette in here buddy - it's a cigar bar; Jim Croce 50 years later; Snoop Dog is on literally everything; Spirit Airlines - it's like a time share presentation in the air; Juan gets yet another camera ticket; Sharing unwanted advice for radio DJs; Who doesn't have a podcast?; Saints season - it ain't pretty but so far so good; and more.
Saints opening day at the dome - restroom reductions are the theme; A $30 bowl of gumbo!!; Double deuce drop; Adventures in small town Mississippi; Ice cream & shoes; I don't want to be that guy, but New Orleans is....; Forget the holes on the street, the sidewalks are the real danger; Warning - don't run a tab for your 21 year old son with the TikTok influencer bartender; Fires don't mix with hot and dry conditions -- uhhhh, yes they do; Excuse me, I with the government and need to commandeer this EV charging station; When you're giving a pilot flight updates; and more.
Saints #gumbo #neworleans
Dave's close encounter with Jimmy Buffet; HBD Juan's dad; When you make it to 100, you get all you can eat bread sticks; Stop believing everything you read on Facebook; I need 1,000 Popsicle sticks and 25 beach balls - sounds like a Dollar Tree run; Dave's new Maker's Mark jeans - don't be jealous; Juan's last name uses every vowel - he never knew; I'm staying home all weekend except to go get an Oreo McFlurry; Reconnecting with old friends after 30 years; Peer pressure dining choices; Diving back into college radio vicariously - prepare for an endless stream of unwanted advice; Has anything cool happened at Nicholls since Dave and Juan graduated?; College engineering students struggling with basic math - go figure; J'all want some cake?; Customer service guided by sound; and more.
RIPJimmyBuffet #Nicholls #louisiana #cajun
Dave would sooner sort socks than watch the presidential debates; Our Canadian listeners (the one) likes our chats about American politics; Mike Pence = Race Banning; Yeah, it's hot but be careful what you ask for; Mugging for the camera; Lafourche Parish Sheriff's office recruits social media posse - got 'em!; Juan is baffled by his family's lack of interest in where his high school friends once lived; When your birthday presents get you added to a watch list; Remote yourself back to the office; How 'bout we bring back cool printed concert tickets; Christian rap - it's a thing; Apparently make-up is sought after by shoplifters; College textbooks are overpriced but not as overpriced as (electric) car batteries; Wild hog sodium nitrate balls; and moreΒ
BobBarker #Cajun #Louisiana
When your shoes dress down your outfit; It's 100+ degrees and people are wearing flannel pajama pants to the store; Sizing up available weapons at Sam's - you could always grab a big rock from the parking lot; Keep your killin' on the clock, Chicago; Order in the court - the judge in on sabbatical; Maui conspiracy theories;Β Politics in 2023 - it's like the old black and white King Kong vs Godzilla movies on Sunday morning; What ever happened to Bobby Jindal; Watching rock stars age; D&J, your Facebook page has been disabled; A flashback to the radio days at KBAU and the 1988 concert calendar; Dave opts on on working security for Poison; Jimmy Graham goes walking down the street; and more.
Country music pushes to take back the country; The artist we both regret never seeing live - Glen Campbell; My son bought a ukulele - again; Tie A Yellow Ribbon song lyrics revisited; How Elvis influenced Air Jordans; The train wreck that was Johnny Manziel; Give Reggie back his Heisman; Our annoyance with pickle ball continues; Tales from the HOA; So horse medicine does work now?; Lets just suck the carbon out of the atmosphere; When animals attack; Loverboy - featuring The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes; The gift card that's a gift purchase starter; and more.
D & J cut loose, Footloose!; Yard work and massive heat don't go together - unless you're Juan's dad; You want to sit outside in the heat when the cool house is just steps away - nah bruh; When you don't pay for anything everything seems free; Bruh, I don't wanna see my electric bill; Aisle seat etiquette;Β Kenny Loggins trivia & why Dave likes Playing with the Boys; A front door costs how much!; Back to school and lunch on the loose;Β 1970s school cafeterias - no opt outs and indestructible trays; Whatever happened to recess? Dodgeball with volleyballs was not for the faint of heart; and more.
Mexican foot powder: your feet will smell great until they fall off; Popeyes spicy or classic - WTH is Popeyes Classic?; Wendy's heads to the bayou; Next Door App - broadcasting your stupidity to strangers; The car inspection scam; When your children mess up your taxes; The mental exhaustion of parenting young adults; Barefoot driving; LeBron's school of broken promises; Love letters from prison; Who's counting Rices whales?; and more.
Why are there so many old people at The Producers concert?; Ain't too proud to beg to get put on the guest list; Top hit albums of 1984; You see the guy on this album cover - his name is Rick Springfield and I want my hair cut just like his; Hotel toilet flushing options - from low flow to turbo; My stud finder only beeps on me; If a nail can't hold it, use two; Digging up 18 cemented-in fence posts is still no problem for Juan's 89 year old dad; Dave ain't changing no bike flat but he will pull a hand pump off the shelf at WalMart to inflate the tires on a bike his wife wants to take for an in-store test ride; How short can you be and still be a commercial pilot?; Hey bruh, that's on sale; Both Dave & Juan would take a job as a Japanese Window Sitter (another name for an employee with no tasks) in a minute; Back when people were just happy to have a job; Why would anyone want a dash cam?; AC scares; and more.
Tennis talk from guys who USED to follow tennis; The HOMELESS World Cup - who's the home team?; When your kids require your help on their schedule no matter how unpredictable their schedule may be; Somehow, our parents thought we were worldly;Β A dichotomy of culture - Drinking beer in a museum ; Get there early because you're too old to stay late; How and why to make friends with the guy who could kick your butt; There was no shot gunning a can of Schlitz; Adopting the accent of your spouse; When we were the coolest guys in the room -- we were cool, right?; Dad jokes with cops; When Pay One Price was the norm; Tastes more like meatloaf than a burger; Love Alice Cooper? -Move to Arizona and get yourself an Alice Cooper license plate; and more
Joan Jett welcomes us back from the road; Dave's in-laws' Grand Marquis sadly/finally laid to rest - or has it been converted to rental property; It's Louisiana versus Texas versus Mississippi in the battle for crappy road construction supremacy; Juan confirms that he really is a far better driver than his wife; You're either a beach guy or you're not; Crab Island loves Kid Rock; When your view on a snorkeling trip is obscured by too may crotches; Bruh, you know that sun burn's gonna hurt; You might want to log out of your streaming services at the Airbnb; If you're in a bar in the middle of the day in the middle of the week, you're gonna bump into someone from Louisiana; We're low on ammo but good on unclaimed coke; Winn Dixie membership discounts; Live Ruthless; Tips for dealing with tailgaters; and more.
Vacationing roadside during a heatwave; It's the Annual Flat on the Side of I-10 while en route to the beach trip; In search of Wi-Fi; Meet the neighbors - or don't; Karaoke is not intended for the beach; Sand belongs on the beach, not the floor; News from the Bayou - an alligator toater and styrofoam floater; When Google Maps says you're screwed; and more.
GEAUX TIGERS; Urinal etiquette don't spit that in here; Lies, lies and more lies; Paying the mercenaries; Hey NATO, just put it on my tab; Just a minor $6.2 BILLION accounting error; I know I know that guy but I don't know who he is; Example #562 why Juan will never be as tough as his dad; Dave heads to Wyoming's cowboy country; Rednecks, cowboys, Cajuns - other than geography, we're pretty much all the same; The most dedicated employee in Baton Rouge; Forget the banquet bird - Dave dines on steak and salmon, and retires to a hotel room with TWO recliners; Sure Sketchers can be embarrassing to wear, but man they're comfortable; How early do you have to be to beat the staff to the airport?; Funny flight attendants - good, funny pilot - bad; and more.
Stories from an Airbnb;Β Whatever you do, don't stain the towels!; God save the queen, man; The imaginary line between the richest and poorest neighborhoods; When your Senator is dressed for work - or a pick up game of hoops; Maybe if we just enforced the laws we have we wouldn't need so many new ones; A low caliber explanation; Remembering OJ's slow Bronco chase 29 years later; Dave's furniture rehab; What were we taking about again?; Bruh, it's hot; A Wicked review; Juan's humble brag - on his daughter's penmanship; We don't know much about baseball but...; It's the Mannings Take Over Thibodaux Week; and more.
Duran Duran intros the show; Bear down on da bayou - I'd eat that; How MTV drove music sales - back in the day; D & J - both classified document free; This week in music, 1984; Zion Williams getting busy - too bad it wasn't on the court; When roads blow up; EV charging stations - the hidden fees; Had it not been for (fill in the blank) he'd have been on time; Unpacking efficiency tips; Smoking in the boys room (aka New York); Bet she won't spit at a cop again; Bingo stories from the Council Aging; and more. Next week on D & J - the guys wear tank tops!
Get off da dope; When Waffle House becomes the safe haven from crime victims; Juan accidentally shows up at a jeep rally and gets ducked; Prof. Dave goes to college; Money to burn? How bout we get WATERLESS URINALS!; Your reaction guide to active shooters; Congratulations on your Tesla (rental); Dad advice - it's not to make you feel better, it's to make me feel better; When we grew up there was no reason to check in with parents because we didn't go anywhere; Congrats Colonels on a great season; Air conditioned football helmets; Attention South Lafourche High Band thief - you know you told somebody and people on da bayou talk - you will be found!; and more.
Wait, so you're saying my dog can't poop in the airplane bathroom?; I wish I could pull off sitting around sipping bourbon; Tastes like burnt wood? Fill me up; Juan challenges award winning powerlifter to deadlift him; Advancements in modern dentistry and the brutality of pulling teeth; Who needs a smile engineer?; When a man does the work but his wife gets in on the thanks; You see son, that's called changing a tire yourself; Welcoming Dave's new grill (the one his wife told him to get) and the Summer of meat; Gym selfies and grunge workout attire; It's almost hurricane season- have you stocked up on Vienna sausage?; Minor league ball - hard pass; and more.
When a man decides on a grill but his wife has a different one in mind; A US Senator in a hoodie - literally; Fox News Progression - from commentator to gold pitchman; Navigating a high school student's exam schedule; The upside of failing in school; Award day mishaps; Grand Isle High School Class of 2023 - if you're not first, your last, literally; Dave's La Coq Sportif should be on display for all to admire; What would you like me to talk about?; The proper execution of the Footloose Line Dance; When the high school's celebrity guest does a burn out in the parking lot; and more.
Did Coach O and Dave Both Buy Engagement Rings From Birdsalls Pharmacy - Home of the Certified Gemologist?; Is There Ever Too Much Food at a Cajun Gathering;Β Here's a tip - you're not getting a tip for that; Think You Can Cross the HOA? Think again!; Netflix and Chill and Work;Β The Lafourche Gazette - The Official Record of the Bayou; Don't Be Dave and Juan Phobic; Is King Charles Really Just Archie Manning in a Crown; Dave 80s Drip on Display; Dave and Juan: More Time to Replace Summer Reading Assignments; Brunch is Just Breakfast With Alcohol; The Mother's Day Garden Hose Gift; How Long is Too Long forΒ Eyelashes - on a Security Guard?; How Natural in the Natural Habitat as a Zoo?; Grilling in a Hotel Room - What Could Go Wrong?; and more.
So exactly how did you get into the United States, amigo?; Watch the coronation? Yeah, us neither;Β A Cajun named Juan; It's not that hard, but it's hard; When lightening sets off car alarms as you're walking into church - could it be a sign?; The Kentucky Death Derby - six hours of pre-race coverage for a two minute event; The threat has been neutralized; Bay Life; When you're hired to perform at a wedding, addresses matter; When the church to too pretty to pay attention; 70s tune flashbacks; Tito Jackson makes a stop in Baton Rouge; Cosmetic work on the face is like pressure washing a driveway - once you get started you can't just stop; When a bird comes knocking; Bladder balloons; A buffalo, emu; deer and antelope walk onto a ranch; The best job in the NFL - a longterm backup QB; and more.
Come on pool weather; You smell like outside; Y'all stop killing snakes, Cajun Rosetta Stone; Bruh, I got pelayed at the club last night; Diesel, The Texting Courtroom Dog; South Louisiana's newest sensation - The Shriever Trailer; The Alamo - I thought it's be bigger; Hoda Kotb - wanna be New Orleanian; Moses of Jazz Fest - how to part the sea of people; Why go to Jazz Fest when you can go to the Thibodaux Volunteer Firemen's Fair?; I'm with the band; An electric tank?; and more.
James and the Giant Peach, the perfect kids' play featuring death by rhino and a barley mentioned double homicide; How big is the world's biggest afro and what does it have to do with Napoleonville?;Β What's the protocol when you bid on something you really didn't want and win?; Why do we clean the house for company?; The pressure of boiling crawfish for others; Public transportation involves too much of the public; Who saw Taylor Swift in Houston? - Juan's wife and daughter; Dave's high school reunion - did anyone bring the Bud Light?; Hair cut add-ons and a Lava Soap hand massage; A rush on Vienna Sausage; Can CBD fix everything or nothing; and more.
Can we just bring back Real Men of Genius and the Most Interesting Man in the World ads?; Eating a Cheeto from the back of the recliner - yeah, I'd consider it; I'm kind of sick but I don't mind; Let's give access to the important secrets to the kid who wasn't old enough to drink just a few months ago; Sometimes watching the previews is all the entertainment you need; More plumbing tips; Why do guys with deep voices always want to sing along with the high notes?; The Kenny Loggins catalog and bootleg Hootie; The reality of artificial intelligence; Memories of hairspray; Unforgiving tats; Fun with dirt piles; and more.
Lady Tigers B-Ballers - from ring fingers to chicken fingers; Keurig emergency; Tales from the general public; Cash register math; You may be country but are you Vienna Sausage sandwich country?; Galliano has an airport - who knew?; I got here early so I could sit at the end of the pew so no, I'm not sliding to the middle;Β Two to the torso followed by one to the hip; Cheating in an Easter egg hunt; and more.
Kim Mulkey; "FIT" fixation; So a girl walks into a restaurant carrying is machete - do you stick around to order crawfish? Juan does; It's not mildew, it's the humidity; Bruh, you got some grass I could cut? I need to write something; Dave's free beer hook up gets downgraded; High school locker locks - a sign of weakness; Why junior high was like Vietnam; Yes I know you'd like to check out that university but the recruiter is still wearing a mask so hard pass; Door knocking for the Lord; When cats go wild; and more.
More than 5 million podcasts -- because it's easy; How many mics do you have?; Journey's connection to Louisiana; Club band goes Milli Vanilli and nobody notices; The hard reality of recital talent levels; When a circle forms on a dance floor, there's a good chance somebody is embarrassing themselves; Practicing for the ACT - bruh, if you study some you could get you a 30;Β Bayou side drifting in a Plymouth Fury 3; Sure we were stupid but there was always someone stupider; Class reunions - love 'em or hate 'em; Head Hall; Bruh, you're way to comfortable being naked, and more.
When Dave's away, does his cat play?; Bald Eagle under attack; Dumping on a drone; Glen Campbell and the best/worst of Country; Why albums are far better than Spotify; Ticket Master = Stick If (to you) Master; Sure she has a mustache but I had a Clubfoot!; Leaking sink? - just put a bucket under there, beb; Brother-in-Law envy; Free Neuty; Welcome, Derek Carr; I'm not a stylist so why are you asking me?; and more.
Stepping into the AI future; The pollen explosion; Forget International Women's Month - let's talk kidney stones in men; Yes the doctor is accepting new patients - he has an opening in 2024; Bruh, everybody on da bayou must have a curved spine; Another commemorative brick in the wall; Unless you won a championship; you got no business wearing a graduation ring past 30; Resume reality (or lack there of); Back when research required dimes for the copy machine; When the banker says oh oh; How to influence perspective new neighbors; The absurdity of life guard training; and more.
Dave and the Governor share thoughts on 'active' diarrhea; Juan gets gig em with it; Does LaRose have different weather patterns than Thibodaux - Dave's mom and wife say yes!; Avoiding work to be more productive; A kid and his burn pile; My Pillow OG vs the 2.0; What's up Jackson with the private security detail and the Uber driving monopolist?; Β A dive into the dark web; When Louisiana and Mississippi battled (for last place) like Hulk Hogan and Andrea The Giant; and more.
Beer for breakfast? I think I will; Is it better to be the youngest or oldest people in the room?; Put your clothes on, bruh; Forcing in a woke storyline is today's version of the 70s gratuitous nude scene - it's mostly pointless but a few people like it;Β 90% of Broadway musicals follow the same story; Pickled pig lips and the supply chain; Rich Man, Poor Man parades; Tooling around in a topless Jeep; How did you get so old being so stupid?; Poor vs Pour - sure I'm wrong but I sounded like I knew what I was talking about; The world changes at the bus station; West Monroe - you can't get there from here; 70s tunes - the creepy and the classic; When it comes to socks, grey is grey; and more.
Bill Belichick to join Dave in Thibodaux?; An early morning trip to the Post Office where self-serve equals no serve; You say you're cool but are you "Car Meet Up" or "Jeep Wave" cool?; A stroll through Music City; Moonshine flights - hard pass; Sure these chemicals are toxic but let's light 'em up in a controlled burn; Newton's Law of Physics - bruh, I got a shortcut; When a trip to the Nicholls Game Room was the only motivation a kid needed to participate in the middle school Science Fair; More Nicholls memories: Bayou bus routes with student drivers; Do good things - even when you think you're about to get mugged; and more.
Episode 100 takes D & J back down da bayou; A place where everybody knows your name - or at least the name of somebody you know; When meth heads come calling; We made da menu, bruh; Bayou commandments - don't do it!; The riderless night parade; Saying grace at the bar; Adventures in golf carting; Da father I go, da tickah ma accent get; The NOLA airport - everything's new except the employees; Super Bowl thoughts; and more.
When TV was funny, it was really funny; Dave goes all Jack Bauer with a life-risking act of heroism at Sam's Club; Discovering features on your car you didn't know you had; A tow truck driver turns to Juan for relationship advice...WHY?; It's a traffic jam bruh, where you want me to go?; Car hacks for withΒ people without A/C or heat; Chiefs vs Giants - do we even care?; Up, up and away, my beautiful SPY balloon; The newest go-to menu item on da bayou - Dave & Juan's Famous Weenie Spaghetti!; Cajun nomenclature: the new, new road;Β Real men go to musicals with other real men; and more.
Sean Payton - hot commodity or over-hyped candidate?; Storage wars - sure I haven't used it in 5 years, but I still could; Swamp Buckets - Cajun convenience or government trap?; Would it be okay if I came over to take a shower?; Curbside shopping; Where'd that extra million come from?; It takes a big baller to offer a complimentary egg buffet; Opening for the governor; Could Shaq save Tigerland?; Top NFL QBs all have Thibodaux in common; How a package deal on AC/DC concert tix landed Dave a wife; and more.
Sometimes you just need an extra day; Dave's best and worst cities to visit; Sure you flipped your car but you saved your hair brush; Everything but a smile; The world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes; When your wife's reaction to a comedy show is to offer prayers for the comedian; It's a rental - stop touching everything; Rattle snake and rabbit sausage - tastes like chicken? Car theft in NOLA - number 1 and widening the gap; Farewell Splash Mountain; and more.
If Dave had only been 4-H prez; clouded transparency and locked garages; JFK slept here; A night at my dadβs house, by Juan and his weighted blanket; about that gas stoveβ¦; Itβs Fort Worth, home of oil, cowboy hats and steaks; When the roadies need your walkout song; Miss Universe vs The Battle Angel; Itβs guysβ night out - wanna check out Chicago The Musical?; Itβs the foreign exchange studentβs fault; and more.
Celebrating the end of grinding and the beginning of King Cake season; Real Clear Politics - Student elections on the bayou: Altar Boy Captain (the stolen election), Underage 4-H Pres, and the passed over FFA VP; School House Rock - the 1 & 14 episode; Sun with fans; Cooking contest cheaters; From Prison Guard Hadley to Mr. Crab; and more.
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Waffle House Wonder Woman; In 2023, resolve to be more ignorant; Lions Den Adult Super Store - open Christmas Day for your shopping pleasure; No man likes the matching pajama Christmas tradition - we simply tolerate it; Sea Monkeys and Mexican Jumping Beans; The Christmas day-long drive - anticipating open gas stations; The complications of planning lunch with a couple of women who arenβt your wife; You canβt justΒ START pressure washing; Half the battle in life is just showing up - college classes should reflect that; Forgot the ER with a good doctor, you want the one with hot coffee; The noise you hear when you hit your head; Discovering cat pee on you couch; If you got a yard project, Daveβs got a tool; Super Cat Sam; Fat = winning at life; Top Hits of 1975; and more.
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70s & 80s TV heartthrobs turn hitmakers; The art of doing nothing; Reiterize - Dave's new word; Stop marking yourself safe on Facebook just because you saw bad weather on TV; The solution to soft kids - the return of concrete-covered playgrounds; Guilty gift giving - I want a gift so I have to get you one, too; A roll of 50 ones makes a better gift than one fifty; Gift giving philosophies - balance matters; When it's so misspelled that even spell check doesn't have a clue; Travel tips for kids; When someone else taking a test stresses you out; and more.
You may be cool, but you ain't Jim Rockford cool; The mall's not what it used to be but the styles are; I really thought there'd be more of a demand for Private Investigators; Sure, ghost me until you need me; How about a special aisle for problem shoppers?; A lightbulb guarantee, yeah right; Is it me or do weatherwomen dress differently than weathermen?; The toys of our youth: cooking with lightbulbs, toys designed to burn stuff, and how Rock Em Sock Em Robots created better fights out of the ring than in it; Old guys talk fireplaces; Yellowstone - it's The Sopranos with Cowboy Hats; Can we pump the brakes on the Hubig's Pies posts; and more.
A night at the Holidome in Houma; Jehovah's Witnesses - Dave won't but his wife will. Why can't I be the night guard? Dave's wedding was perfect until...; Inverse relationships with nudity; When somebody makes Alex Jones cringe you know the line has been crossed; Juan's shameless album show and tell; You got to get those rings blessed, beb; I love you, I hate you - Fleetwood Mac's source of inspiration; Collect calls from prison; Killer Robots take to the streets; Yeah, we're gonna need you to unplug that car, bruh; More top tunes from back in the day. Funky Chinaman from Funky Chinatown; and more.
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When cats attack; When it comes to wine, container size matters; Tis the season for the Holiday Plywood; Cooking marathons vs quality leftovers shelf life; A meaty Thanksgiving; To the LIFO family member, we all know who you are; Dueling procrastinators - Iβm only late because I knew youβd be late; Why you thinking I apologized - I was right!; Randomizing time; Art vandals; More memories for the best time for music; and more.
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1983 - A step back to a time when music was great, but solo Paul McCartney wasn't; Juan NOT Marked Safe from the Taylor Swift ticket fiasco; The latest in bathroom cleanliness tech; Sure, getting your beer comped is great but what's my obligation on the tip?; I'm peopled out; Judas Priest got from Breaking The Law to trying not to break a hip; Donna Summer - Alive or Dead?; Who'd the Pink fan boy?; Dave schools a guy in a bar and then gets prayed over; and more.
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1983 #Louisiana #Cajun #classicmusic
Live From Thibodaux, La - Back on Da Bayou; Dat's not a crawfish pie, dat's a crawfish T-Pie-Let; Forget going to NOLA college visitors, check out Thibodauxville; Dave challenges the authenticity of Juan's list of female friends; When overnight guests stay up later than you; What happened to the air mattress, bebe?, Lafayette Airport, the pride of Acadiana; One of these things is not like the other - Dave and a fire engine red Dodge Challenger; Dear Popeyes, if we were worried about calories we wouldn't be at Popeyes; Apparently, Baton Rouge has run out of problems; and more.
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Louisiana #Bayou #Thibodaux #Thibodauxville #Popeyes
Where's my friendly wave, you JERK?; Oh, I didn't recognize you with your shirt on; NOLA, #1 and widening the gap; Tailgating in the Arts District; If it's 4:30 am and you're at the casino, you might be a ... ; The neighborhood key holder - what's my degree of responsibility when you lock yourself out, again?; A late night stroll in your PSs; Tattoo Parlors don't seem to play my jam; Live and onstage in Lafayette; You work here, shouldn't you know the menu better than me?; Manners matter; The ultimate in business diversification; and more.
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Leisure suites, trumpets and bowl cuts; It's hammer time; Building wealth with generic Raisin Bran; Cheap cologne transference; Eaters gonna eat; It's a job bruh, not a hobby; No, bragging about Facebook jail doesn't give you street cred; When your chiropractor shops at Sharper Image; Back in our day, dating apps and photo filters consisted of dimly lit nightclubs and Pay One Price nights; We are Bald Knob - home of prom dresses, spray tans and no beer; Staying cool; and more.
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Bruh, I'd fight you but I got Beauty Court pictures tonight; When the waiter says "my friend, I got to be honest with you - I wouldn't eat here"; What you doing Wednesday cause I'm thinking of going get a tattoo?; Late night dining in towns you've never heard of; Bumming a ride on a private jet; Yes, I knocked over your beer but it was your fault; Meeting in the Ladies Room; Homecoming party buses and bonfires; Old school smell; A good, old fashioned airport shuttle driver throw down; Jose, you don't really want to help me, do you?; Risking your life for a Biscoff cracker; and more.
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THE LOST HURRICANE EPISODE originally recorded August 2021: Hurricane Memories; Nash Roberts & Bob Breck; Flying Anchors; Juan - The Unimpressive Storm;Β Evacuating From Galliano To Cut Off With Cousins In A Brick House; Low Priority Power Restorations; Where The Streets Have Your Name; The 12-Taco, Hour-Long 15 Minute Break; Heat Management- The One Time Juan Was ALMOST Embarrassed; and More.
Hurricane #Cajun #Louisiana
Mr. T predicts pain for the fools that miss this episode; Florida trips back in the day - who were these people renting hotel rooms to a bunch of broke kids?; LaToya the Destroya "not embracing" crime stats; Tom Brady now dressing himself; Electric cars catch fire in water; Dave is a Goo Goo Groupie; You knew you were cool if you owned an airbrushed tee shirt with a picture of your car on it; The D&J lost episode; First class flying; and more.
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You say Cracklins, I say Gratons; Joe Burrow turns maw maw's living room curtains into wardrobe for Pimp Convention; It's weenie spaghetti weather; Cleaning for company; If your home had a "kids phone" listed in the phone book, bruh you was rich; M&Ms have personalities? Who knew? Who cared?; You don't get this fat by being in shape; Dave's got a cool new scar and mad wound care skills; A swag bag treat for the survivalist in all of us; Cajun Who Dats in London; Late night Polar Pop runs; and more.
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The official White House "Walk-Backer" - it's the busiest job on the planet; Will Dave run in 2024? Yes, but it will probably be because he's chasing the guys who stole his yard sign; 80s rock ruled - reliving college radio; The Saints Are Coming - to give us another disappointing performance; We're not going to solve the crime problem in Baton Rouge by arresting people - wait, what??; Is Dave The Great Cornholio? Just ask the priest he took down; Now serving ice cold JΓ€germeister and Fireballs; Dudes in Kilts - bruh, sign me up!; Electric Blue, the extended mix; and more.
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Bruh, your tortoise is loose - again; Baton Rouge traffic problems - nothing that an extra hour of late night/early morning drinking can't solve; The Human Jukebox does The Cupid Shuffle; One-upmanship governing - if you send a bus, I'll send a plane; Secrets of a Greenhouse DJ - Gimme Three Steps gets them to that dance floor - every time; You want some Fin love?; On the road in French Lick; Life advice - Buy Dirt & keep a pillow and weighted blanket in your truck - just in case; and more.
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Close encounters with Coach O; Since his wife is the team mom, Juan declares his volunteer requirements fulfilled; We're fine with self-driving cars, as long as they're programmed to drive like us; Dave's airport adventures - it's never a good sign when you see the pilot leaving with his suitcase; Attention young drivers - when the sign says 55, the speed limit is really 60; I left my wallet here AGAIN but seem I'm back I'll have another drink; Dat's where my friend Blimp is buried; Football is back; Be safe, bro; and more.
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It's more brewery browsing with Dave; Quiet quitting isn't new, lazy employees have been around forever; Learn from people who've actually done something, like Prof. Rick Portier; Are you a quock chu?; Deep thoughts from Matt - My life is in the toilet; No gratitude for me = no rent for you, Mr. Landlord; Please don't charge your electric vehicles and step away from the thermostat; Survey says, Bruh,Β everybody keeps offering me jobs; Must be banking season; When you're at a Goo Goo Dolls concert but never actually heard of the Goo Goo Dolls; Dinner may be supper but it's never lunch; Mayor says sending people to her city is inhumane - she's right; and more.
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Listener gifts for Dave; Juan demonstrates overmodulation - for the entire podcast; Preventing crime and picking up carts - it's not a job, it's a calling; Hey NOLA, how's it going?; Dissecting the economics of student loan transference and college tuition; Old school wallets and fat guy tee shirts; Turtles vs ducks; That ain't some AA battery, bruh; Can you hear me now?; Your new car (parts) have arrived; Hi Becky, may I speak with someone with an accent I can understand, please?"; Older people and tech support - no rush, beb, I got all day; Is that me on Google Maps?; and more.
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Burrow or Jamies- who ya got?; Navigating the Facebook matrix; Last week's podcast - it's worth going back for; The Bayou State's mountain views; Shoutout to the one and only Popeyes with good service; The Angola Prison Rodeo - these guys are crazy; Prison jeans; The Cajun Vigilantes -Β check local listings; Just how many languages are there; Harvard on the Bayou vs Nicholls of the Northeast; Do we really need more IRS agents? Quiet Quitters - a new term for old school lazy; Pickle Ball - no, it's not a sport; and more.
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Da momma's a beagle but she got out - so who knows;Β The Adventures of a Notary Public - check local listings; Dave goes back to Nicholls and gets lit (up); Over worked and under hydrated - I got to go sit down, yeah; Insuring Juan's life is about to get a lot more expensive; The return of Cooyon of the Week - what you mean you need the jaws of life?; Gaw man, you parked next to do puddle - slide over and get out the other side; It was a white night in New Orleans; and more.
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What you didn't learn about the job of the president on School House Rock; The world is not looking for you so stop playing Hide N Seek; Serves 10 - 12 people or 10 - 12 Cajuns? Cause there's a difference, bruh!; A week of celebrations at Casa Del Martin; New police dress code in NOLA - yeah, that'll solve the crime problem; Cussed by a stranger on Facebook; Who knew there was a catch limit on sharks? - apparently not the meth head in Houma; Fashion talk - we earned the holes in our jeans!; Too good for calamine lotion; May be time to invest in Spam; He shot my arm off!; and more.
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Zoolander meets Zelensky; Words no longer mean what words used to mean; D&J's Econ 101 - things ain't good, bruh;Β She's the Chief Financial Officer of our home - I'm the mail guy; Thibodaux's former old guy bars are now Thibodaux's young guy, college bars; Birthday emails and Facebook posts - how much is too much?; If you have 6400+ unopened emails in your, you might want to check that; That time Dave "stole" Juan's JΓ€ger; and more.
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Covid, cancer or confusion?; Hit me with your best shot - just don't censor us for saying it; Home Improvement - The Thibodaux Edition; Stab someone today, walk out tomorrow; Alliteration - okay, maybe we don't know what it means but it sounded good; You thought somebody had JUST flushed it -- every moment for 3 weeks?; Elvis really was the King - but Roy Clark and Glenn Campbell were something else, too; Are you suffering from the heartbreak of Rhinorrhea?; Not all heroes wear capes, some carry Glocks...in the mall; and more.
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There's no way, no way that you came from my loins; D & J - accidentally informative, entertaining and inspiring; Fist bumps are a flyin'; From Lumcon to international arms tracker - it could happen, just sayin'; Juan's dad talks smack at swim meets; Edwin Edwards' Widow is back in the game; Dave's High School Beauty Court; Tolerating co-workers - just barely; LIV Golf could be getting turrible; Burt Lancaster, he's one tough blue-eyed Indian and more.
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smokeyandthebandit #edwinedwards #livgolf #cajun #Louisiana #charlesbarkley
We're not political, but bruh, repeat the line; Down da bayou the biggest hill is a bridge; There's no rocks in South Lafourche (except Halifax); You can't spell Louisiana but I'm dumb?; Not so simple division; Joey Chestnut - eating hot dogs and kicking butt; Davey in Red; And dey nevah even got a chance to tank em; World Cup Day Drinkin;; To my kids - I don't care if you don't care because I care just the same; How Juan recorded over his OJ VHS tape; and more.
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Bayou #louisiana #Repeattheline
Sleeveless in Tennessee; Airport nappers; Dave's palatial cabin in the wilderness; You know you're old when you think minivans rule; Dollywood - it's a people-watching mecca; Bruh, I was kinda nauseous; And you made an appointment to get your haircut like that!; You can go home again - as long as you bring your kids; Got 40 shirts, wears 2; A parrot sets a kangaroo free - it must be Baton Rouge; Family vaca tee shirts; and more.
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Never miss a good opportunity to shut up; Fact - some people just need to be punched; Long talking -must be genetic; Good parking spots are just like winning - prove me wrong; How does one simply own property in Russia; Need me to speak LONGER? Hold my beer; When healthy foods shocks your system; Swimming in place; Chats with pool guy; Driver's Ed tests - how would you do?; White water rafting with Dave - will he or won't he; and more.
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More Cajun word pronunciation retractions; Diving board mishaps; Stories from the self checkout line; Gas pump investment strategy; D & J - your (unqualified) life coaches; Curiosity killed the 401K cat; When is it time to just give up on learning to swim?; You know you're a Cajun if you've stepped on a nail at least once; and more.
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Cowan - it's a regional word; Today's lesson - what's in the world is a gerund; I'll Be There For You - A poetic rendition; Beb, you know how bad I don't want to talk to you?; The coolest guy in Top Gun is Iceman; All In The Family, The Jefferson's, Good Times, Fat Albert - still good TV; Bruh, I updated to Windows 10, by myself; Cooling the attic so you can have hot water; Just ding the door already; D & J career advice - marry rich; and more.
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D & J talk Top Gun Maverick and even suggest a better name for Goose's son; Juan reveals a never-before-thought-of method of preventing car theft in Houston; It's not the heat, it's the humidity - for true bruh; Juan doesn't speak Spanish but the waiters don't care; Prof. Dave claims his spot in the teacher's lounge; Who'll take care of my daughter if we don't come back? (Dave is #3 on the list); You should be haunt if you don't know what gep is;Β After meeting TD Jakes, Dave decides to coordinate suite colors with him; and more.
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cajun #louisiana #Bayou #topgunmaverick #Goose #tdjakes #SMU #puntacana #Itsnottheheat
The lost art of the clothes line; Bob the Squirrel is screwing it up for everyone else; Sleeping w/the animals; Rednecks w/cash = over-the-top mountain cabins; Vacation picture over posting; When it's too good or too big to throw away; Bird stew and road side hunting; A burrito so bit it needs tape?; Watching TV at work cause it makes the day fly by; In Louisiana, you now need a permit to take drivers ed, the course you need to take before you can get a permit; and more.
Louisiana; #Cajun #Bayou #Clothesline #SonyTrinatron #Oversharing #Edible Tape
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D&J get Rick Rolled live; Got Monkey Pox - try Mecurochrome; Paw Paw Juan; Hmmm, an abandoned shopping cart - bruh, I bet I could use dat; Hobos vs Homeless; Saban vs Jimbo; Beb, Where's your school - 'right next to the gym'; When good ham sandwich is your every day go to; Betsy the Smoking chimp; The Disinformation Board was apparently disinformation; and more.
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Louisiana #Cajun #Bayou #RickAstley #Rickrolled #MonkeyPox #NickSaban #JimboFisher
Battle of the Network Stars - remembering the epic, winner-take-all showdown between Robert Conrad and Gabe Kaplan; David Lee Roth, a (previous) generational talent; Bruh, dey killing da shrimp down da bayou; Diesel, it kills weeds dead the first time; Popeye's returns to Larose - now how 'bout adding a chicken crust samich to the menu?; Lover Boy's Mike Reno gets fitness advice from Motley Crue's Vince Neil; Directionally challenged direction giver; You got da HBO Box, bruh?; Married her for her cable; and more.
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Louisiana #Bayou #Cajun #BattleoftheNetworkStars #WelcomeBackKotter #DavidLeeRoth #Popeyes #Shrimp
When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer; Driver assist system - it's like having a second wife in the car with you; When you're traveling with your older dad, being neighborly is probably not going to happen; Sleeping with ghosts; High tech parenting - I see where you are; Sugar Land catalytic converter thieves, you ain't no Butch & Sundance; You paid what for what?: Mowing my own grass no more; Miller High Life - let's just say it doesn't age like wine; and more.
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Louisiana #Cajun #Schlitz #MillerHighLife #driverassisttechnology
Louisiana says 'Welcome to Baton Rouge Garth Brooks' and 'Welcome to Lockup Laine Hardy'; When there's pre-partying at a wedding near a prison, you know the fun is about to go down; Line dancing to Black Sabbath; Traveling with a high profile elected official A.K.A. a high maintenance, self-important politician; Major league croquet; George Washington and Dave Martin slept here; It's a gala - behave!; If you think someone is crazy, you're probably right; and more.
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Louisiana #Cajun #Bayou #GarthBrooks #CallingBatonRouge #LaineHardy #AmericanIdol
You'll never be as cool as Johnny "Freankin'" Depp; Marked safe from the Baton Rouge Week of (not so peaceful) Peace; Ain't bike paths down da' bayou; Old people and ladders; Vote Dave Jury Foreman; School Fairs - dead bull auctions and greased pig chases; and more.
Freeze - I'm a Junior Deputy!; Bayou town street characters - who were yours?; A cousin sleepover, M-80s, smoke bombs, and a well-marked flashlight - what could possibly go wrong?; I shot somebody the bird while praying the rosary; When the new girl comes to school; First Dog bites - 8 days a week; You might be old if you've got a go-to joke; and more.
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bayou #Louisiana #cajun #m80 #cousins
Hello Germany! Was Jerry Reed the OG Rapper? Why having the first appointment of the day on a doctor's schedule is like having no appointment; Napping in airports; There's never been a more fitting business name than Dirt Cheap; As Rick Springfield sang, Don't talk to Strangers - but if you do, don't lead with the comical banter; Being bored is the highlight of my day; The time Dave thought he was robbing his own house; Juan stirs the pot and almost gets bit; Baton Rouge Club (Gang) Co-ops; President Biden wishes he could be like the cool kids, and more.
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Louisiana #Cajun
In this episode D&J give their take on the Slap Heard Around The World, Eric Church bailing on the choir, and today's Country Music; Dave explains how a radio program director and not his mother actually named him; Juan spends a relaxing afternoon stranded on the shoulder of I-10; A story of disappointing beer drinkers and a bar top preacher; Should a lesson in the friendly wave be added to the Driver's Ed curriculum?; Dogs in restaurants; Recouping SOME of the countless money spent the Iron Horse decades ago; When it's Popeye's vs a 5 Star restaurant, Popeye's always wins; and more.Β
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Both funnier and less violent than the Oscars... In an attempt to establish world peace, the guys suggest holding the next G7 Summit in Cut Off, and even offer to host a crawfish boil. Dave then brilliantly uses the cast of Happy Days to illustrate the United States' evolving status in the world. In keeping with the global theme, D&J chuckle about the apparent pending food shortages, and a new world order (we imagine this one will be ushered in by wrestling's Kevin Nash). Juan recounts his recent drive-by at a local homeless encampment and, in addition to old guys walking around naked, Dave's gym also has locker room thieves. A recent trip to the doctor leads to a deep dive into underwear followed by a review of useless and disgusting pool rules, and Lenten loopholes for Cajuns. The show wraps up with Coach O's Cabo Death Stare and comments about Lane Kiffin, the coach everyone loves to hate.
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HappyDays #Fonzie #jumptheshark #NWO #Crawfish #Lent #Cajun #Louisiana #CoachO
At the top of the show, 60 year old Juan shares his attempts to eat healthier by trying a banana for the first time in his life. That leads them to a discussion about finicky eaters and 70s and 80s sitcoms. Then it's more fun w/Siri, what's wrong with the NCAA and lying friends.Β Later, the guys explore congenital hypochondriacs, and self-diagnosed brain tumors. Dave discusses his recent experience at a Jewish funeral and Juan accidentally discovers what Dave actually does for a living, plus even more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #funerals #casinos #taxi
On Guard in Cajun means "y'all go stab each other"; There's a fight and then there's a Boat Shed fight; Everybody is lying to you (except us); Better fill up your tank NOW; Free range chickens, mules, jacks and jennies; I don't remember ever meeting you but I'll darn sure pretend I do; Battery is always unlawful; Raccoons, opossums, ferrel squirrels and bats; Rockin' da Fou (or is is da Chon?) and more.
Cajun #Louisiana #WheresFauci #PiDay #Fourchon
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Maskless in the airport; Da plane, da plane - Friday night viewing back in the day; Rival groups (like 4-H vs FFA??) cause trouble in Baton Rouge; A burrito for breakfast?; Registered Republican, Democrat or Catholic; The Book of Mormon; Dave's preferred hotel amenities;Β Recreating ballots; Who's at the mall; Fencing without a post hole digger; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #FantasyIsland #LoveBoat
Redneck plumbing; World at war; Got a 2 story house but I only use 1; I don't want to catch Mardi Gras beads until someone throws Mardi Gras beads; The ship, the ship, the ship is on fire; Tips for better hearing; Facebook fact checked = truth validation; Dave hasn't had a DUI in at least 6 months; Juan may not be a rule follower but has no problem being a rule enforcer; That's some big weenie; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #MardiGras #Factchecked #Ukraine
Taking it to the next level with your Valentine (in the 5th grade); Company credit cardΒ - my treat; Oh Canada, OH NO; Hold the guac; Our thoughts on all things Super Bowl including Joe's fashion choices; halftime and WTH was The Rock doing; Naked and not afraid at the gym; Coons in the cafe; High school class songs; The ABBA fan boy; and more.
Cajun #Louisiana # Guacamole #Valentine #Canada
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Super Bowl Pre-cap;Β Authentic Cajun Valentine's from down da bayou; Every Rose Has Its Pee Cawns; The most depressing wedding sermon ever; High end and not so high end dining; I'm not giving you money but you can have these three tater tots; There's no such thing as a small gumbo; The evolution of the music business; Best man fails, Yellow emojis are racist; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #ValentinesDay #Sting #Yellowemoji
Who Dey? No way!; Joe Cool and the Big Game; Wordle - we ain't playing on principle; Feng Shui, horticulture and weather - what is things we don't know about but pretend we do; Winter wear, fabric sensitivity and shopping in your own closet; Sure Sam's Club has great prices but there are size limitations; Inside radio talk; and more.
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Farewell Sean Payton and Meat Loaf; What don't the Mannings advertise?; Cotillion vs Couvillion? Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these; Bobby Hebert - you wanna step inta da woods an discuss it, bruh?; From a lecture series to a comedy show - now that's versatility; Yes, somebody was murdered here last night but we're open this morning; Convenience store shopping tips; If Neil Young comes back to Spotify, we're leaving; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #SeanPayton #Meatloaf #Manning #NeilYoung #JordanPeterson #TomSegura
Yes, I'll have the Pizza Rolls AGAIN; Can leftovers really go bad?; Pets and weather; Paying it forward at the drive thru (or not); Allegra and Allegra D - your dog knows the difference; Four day works and jobsite nap rooms; Bruce Arians wouldn't have survived at Galliano Junior High; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #Bayou #PizzaRolls
Dog houses back in the day; Yahns and chu's vs. working for the man when you are the man; Fun with words; Well, I shouldn't have taken this road; The only part of his job he's not good at is the only part of his job; Tips for winterizing you plants and pets; Wake me up when you get home, beb; Hydration sanitation; and more.Β
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cajun #louisiana #winterinthesouth
About to go on a diet so I'm eating extra now; Hey mom, I got me ear pierced; When pen pals come to visit; Looking good for your age isn't the same as looking good - put some clothes on, bruh; Flight attendant's school - you gotta learn what?; Dueling GPS apps - I'm not risking getting shot to save a minute in drive time; Language learning; Beans w/chilli - yea or nay?; and more.
Louisiana #Cajun #SouthlandMall #Waze #weightloss
Remembering Y2K; New Year's Eve in your 50s = in bed by 10; Tax tips from Dave and Juan - if you haven't yet returned the merchandise you stole in 2021, be sure to report it as taxable income; Louisiana's pre-driving permit permit; Press 1 for English; Another accident for Dave's son; Watching the podcast in order not required; and more.
Cajun #Louisiana #2022 #IncomeTax
Recapping Christmas; A 120 MPH peek inside the Tesla cult; Does Santa PASS at your house?; When the giver of the gift is the one most surprised by what's in the gift; It would be rude not to stuff yourself like a pig; Working your new clothes into the rotation; Toss out my old underway -- why??; New phone, who dis?; Turning your house into da club; FedEx - just because we said we delivered it doesn't mean we actually delivered it; and more.
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Cajun #Louisiana #Christmas #Tesla #iPhone #FedEx
The Christmas episode. Office Christmas parties - nothing good comes from being the life of the party; BYO - am I bring enough for me or for everyone?; You gotta know when to leave; Party games - hard pass; Doing that on the company's dime; and more.
Christmas #Cajun #Louisiana #OfficeParty
Hey Brian Kelly, if LSU wanted a coach with an accent, they'd have kept the one they had; Dave qualifies for a two-for-one discount at the auto body shop; It's a 2 beer problem; Where ya from, bruh?; I flushed - my bad; If you gonna cheat, don't get caught; The evolution of Christmas shopping; The accident scene consultant; and more.
Cajun #Louisiana #LSUFootball #yippeekiyay
The Auto Accident, Jobs & Medical Episode. It's Your Word Against Theirs So Say Nothing; CSI Houston; Accident Scene Marketing; Paper Plates - They're No Picnic; I Am Outta Here; Let's Get Physical; How Close To Naked Can I Get; No Pee Left To Give; How Long Is Too Long To Wait For The Doctor; and More.
Cajun #Louisiana.
Bruh, I Could Sure Eat A W Bout Now; Can't Keep A Good Meth Man Down; Cajun Hoarders - I Got Room For Dat; Dave's Wife Says Keep It Fresh; The Shoeless Shopper; Get Your Holy Candles Here; Furniture Moving - Proceed With Caution; Tis The Season For Tree Lighting and Ladder Safety; I Don't WANT To Kill It, But...; Pet Care Now Vs Then; Hair Stylin' Tips For Cap Wearers; and More.
Cajun #Louisiana #DrewBrees #Saints #Christmas
Houma Ear Biter on the Loose; A Meth Sandwich?; The SWIMoneaux Effect; Flavored Pickle Juice - Yea or Nay; Another Captured Creature Set Free By Dave; Arch Manning Better Than Peyton - Nope; A Doe, A Deer, A Deer Runs Into A Hospital; High Class Carnivals; and More.
Cajun #Louisiana #ArchManning #LetsGoBrandon
Uncle Jessie Wants To Play Kokomo; NOLA - Where The Locals Know The Sound of Real Gunfire; How Knowing Things = More Work For You;Β Boudin, The Breakfast of Champions; 20 Years on Bourbon Street; It's A Saw On A Pole, Bruh; Cajun Pronouns - It's All Good; Popeye's - Louisiana Fast? Vienna Sausage Eating 101; and More.
Louisiana #Cajun #TheFamousDoor #JohnStamos #TrueLies2 #Boudin #NewOrleans #Popeyes
Two-Ply TP; "Winter" is Upon Us and That Means Dead Batteries; Not A Lotta Latte; Tips for Delivering Urgent Messages - DON'T JUST TEXT; Assumption High's Class of 1980's Walk Out For AC; Keep On Truckin PLEASE; Beer Festing; What Time Is It? Halloween Recap; and More.Β
Cajun #Louisiana #Nicholls
Thibodaux - A City Replete With White, Sandy Beaches...Who Knew?; Juan's Review Of Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle Live; Look For Mary In The Grayish Jeep; Dave's Living The Suite Life; I"ll Protect You My Little Possum Friend; Swim Meet Timer - Maybe I'm Not The Best Person For The Job; "Cadillac" Convertors; and More.
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Cajun #Louisiana #Rogan #Chappelle #Astros #worldseries
Bye Bye Bae Bae; Bobby Hebert Set To Reclaim World's Most Famous Cajun Title; The Birds Meet Dr. Dolittle aka If Dave Could Talk To The Animals; Radio Gaga; Napping On The Job; Speed Working; What's In A Name; and More.
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Cajun #Louisiana #CoachO #LSU #BobbyHebert
Love or Hate - Candy Corn, Peeps, Bit-O-Honey, Weiner Spaghetti; The Covert Wanna Help Me Move Request; I'm Upset Because You're Not Upset; From Thibodaux To Florida By Way Of Baton Rouge - It Made Sense In My Head; Dave's Mom Make's A Guest Appearance; The Exasperated Car Repair Estimator - Never A Good Call; I Got A Houma Accent; What's Your Password, Bruh?; and More.
Cajun #Louisiana #CandyCorn #CoachO
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Cajun Dining Classics - Lunch Meat, Vienna Sausage and Potted Meat; Aunt Doris - Dave's Pizza Hut Inside Connection; Pig Roast Or Boucherie?; Bad Jobs = Big Dreams, Small Budgets; I'm Not Qualified For That, But If You Pay Me I'm In; Nutria Trapping and Caterpillar Catching; I'll Fix It, Later; and More.
Cajun #Louisiana #LouisianaStrong #ViennaSausage
Getting A Date For Homecoming - Now = Creative Arts & Crafts, Then - A Pocket Full of Quarters & A Payphone; How Juan's First Driving Miscue Interrupted A Bit of Homecoming Romance; Hall & Oates - They Hate Each Other; Dating Efficiency - I've Had 2 Marriages & 3 Dates; Celebrating Dave's Son - Table for 28 Please; What's Good Here?; So You Can Leave OR You Can Leave; Giving Some Animal Love To Squirrels, Birds, Turtles & Worms - What's The Extent Of My Obligation Here?; and More.
HoCo21 #HoCo #Cajun #Louisiana #LouisianaStrong #HallandOates
Breaking News - Ida Did Not Make Landfall in New Orleans; Ridin' The Storm Out - In the Rain Room; Now Everyone is A Generac Expert; South Lafourche High Recognizes Dave's Mad Tennis Skills (Finally); The Roof is On Fire - Just Another Day in NOLA; Yes, There Are Dumb Questions; Juan's Daughter Breaks Records - He Tries To Pay Attention; 30 Episodes In And We're Still Forgetting What To Do; Pull Your Mask Up; and more.
Cajun #Louisiana #LouisianaStrong
Drew Brees & His Pet Guinea Pig; Take This Job & Shove It; Cha Cha Got Goosed; The Saints Were Winning; Business - Size Matters; Juan Went to High School in Napoleonville; Dry Cleaning - How Often is Too Often? Dave's Speaking Philosophy - I'm Here To Amuse Myself; Dining With The Big Dogs; The Power Supplies; and more.Β
Cajun #Louisiana #LouisianaStrong
Dave and Juan return with a chat about Hurricane Ida and the impact it had and continues to have on their families, friends and hometowns in Cajun Country.
Hurricane #HurricaneIda #Cajun #Louisiana #LouisianaStrong
Nicholls 1980s Class Registration - What A Nightmare It Was; Who Needs An Ice Chest Of Shrimp?; It's Africa Hot, Bruh; Bayou Medicine; Juan's Family Viewing - Not So Much; I'm Fat But I'm Healthy; You Want Me To Drive How Far To Work?; From Worst To First - Youth Coaching Tips From Dave; This Week's Recipe - Chilli Fritos; and more.
The Forgotten Freezer-Chilled Beer; Hard-To-Make Single-Slice Peanut Butter Sandwiches; All Of Dave's Trophies; Birthday Gift Giving Pressure, Practicality & Gratitude; Yeah, But We Were Doing A Good Deed; How A Sprained Thumb Changed Destiny; The Jaycee Jumpsuit Jive; A Big Do & Bougie, Bouche Shades; Selective Bug Killing; When Water Was For Pansies; Overly Hydrated Middle School Coaches; and More.
Unqualified Sleep Aid Advice; Beaching About People We Hate; Breathing While Speaking - Over Rated!; Value Parking; Apologies to Green Day; Over Zealous Line Management - You're Not That Important, Bruh; Juan's Hotel Room Punch List; Family Names; Nationwide Dave; Paincourtville Notes - A Good Time Was Had By All; The Never Ending Draw of the Weenie Spaghetti; and More.
Six Million Dollar Man - Maskatron Vs Steve Austin, Who Ya Got?; The Specialness of Old Friends & Weenie Spaghetti; Tupelo Honey, Elvis, Darkness & Slow Pools; Must Have Been A Lie; I'm Worried That I'm Not Worried; Hella Mega Tour, Bruh - Should I Stay or Should I Go?; The Office Butthead - Always Alive & Well; Yes, You May Clean My Room - No, You My Not Disturb Me; Career Advice From Days - Stay on Brand Kids; The Never Ending 1/2 Day Job; and More.
Like Jason Momoa...Without The Tats; The Only Time Dave or His Parent's Didn't Give Away Their Old Car; Hey, Naked Locker Room Guy,Β How 'Bout You Grab A Towel; Gym Memberships - Pain & Enthusiasm; Do I Really Want To Hang Out With These People? Probably Not; Joey's Birthday Month - No Returns Or Exchanges, But Hey, I Got A Receipt; One Man's STOLEN Trash...; And More
Cajun Story Telling - Details & Directions Matter; Cigarettes & Beer Shopping @ 16; Field Cajun; Cat Man Dave - Borderline Overweight or Happy Cat - You Be The Judge; You Want How Much To Keep This Pet Alive?; Pet Cemetery - Can You Dig It? More Neighborly Advice From Dave; Yard Worker Tipping Protocol - Se Habla Espanol?; Words With Juan - Arts & Science; Facts Versus Sounding Confident; and More.
Beta Fish Hacks - Your Fish Can Live Forever; Sometimes, Even Cajuns Can't Understand a Cajun Accent; Trawl Net, Trampoline Net - Pretty Much The Same T'ing; Rain, Rain & Mo Rain; Snakin' Around Da Mall; You Move It, You Got It; Some Assembly Required; Dave & Juan - Your Appliance Giants; No Two Kids Alike; Got 70 Shirts, Wears 3; and more
Dave's Tales From The Road - Minnesota Nice But We Hate You, Too; I Love Getting Crabs; Cleaning Tips From Juan;Β The Not So Mighty Mississippi; Where's Your Car, Bruh?; Dave Get's Booed; Juan's Liberal Return Policy - C'mon, I Only Used It Once; Family Time or First Class?; and More.
Fast & Fury III - The Faulty Starter; Dave's Side Hustle - Sam's Customer Service Intern; The Art of Being Late; It Must Be Good to be a Kennedy; Rich Guys and Bad Toupees; You Want How Much For That Van?; Shut Up You Hockey Puck; Rock On -- Still Living the (70s) Dream; Hey Michael Jordan, Here's My Card; and more.
IT'S. WHIT. NEY!!!; Altar Boys Being Boys; Hey Romper Room Lady, I'm Over Here; Assumption High Class of (insert any year) Reunion - See You at The Clarion; Navigating High School With Your Head Down; Being Expressive in the Express Lane; Dave The Spirit Animal - Now Available at Walmart; Step Back Kid, Juan Was Here First; Hall & Ego; and More.
On the Road Again; The Cracker Barrel Quandary; Church Collections - Who Carries Cash: Working For Tips; Public Bathroom Etiquette; Two Degrees From Boosie; Ruby Being Rudy; John Tesh Got Jokes; Just Some Good Ole Boys; Scouting for Talent With Dave; Anti-Social Media; Choot 'em; and More.
Risky Marriage Proposal; Boating on da Bayou; May I help You?; Dave's Lucky Pen - If It Works, It Works; Sentimental Hording; Drivin' & Flyin'; Doing Da Bump; Taking On Water; If It Can't Be Fixed With Duct Tape, Zip Ties or Caulk, It Don't Need To Be Fixed; Glue Master; Collectible Cologne Bottles; High Take Cajun; and More.
In this episode: Bruh, What Bayou You From?; Getting Back into Speaking Shape; You Gotta Lose That Accent; Building an Effective Resume; It's Magic HaaJuan; They Were The Lord's Chips;Β The Road to Fitness Is Paved With Good Intentions; Juan's Got Tools - But No Band-Aids; This Week's Tips From Dave - Knife Safety; You Might Be Cool, But You Ain't Minivan Cool...Unless You're Smokey Bingo Parlor Cool; and More