Not Your Cousins Podcast: Recent Episodes
JJ Steele
We are cousins, but NOT yours. This comedy podcast mainly consists of improvisation, very strange conversation, and a touch of salt just for extra flavor. If you are allergic to any of these ingredients please DO NOT consume.
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We've promised this for a long time... and finally she's here! Ariana Grande is now the second celebrity we've had on the podcast. Not as famous as Kristof, but still a great start! We discuss many topics including fame, weird managers, and even the Chinese government. Also, be on the lookout for a yet to be determined collaboration with Ariana herself. She's been a wonderful guest on the podcast, and we're absolutely looking forward to her next appearance on the show.
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In today's episode, we cover Hey Jude by The Beatles, and finally finish a full playthrough of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Also, what if you had to murder somebody? Or maybe your neighbor had to murder somebody? Well... the government might try and appoint someone to do it so you don't have to, but what if the government vanished. The next step is to assume anarchy, with murderers deciding that they will be the ones doing the murdering. Eliminate the murderers, and you've got one very strange apocalyptic scenario.
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Today, we're changing things up with a bit of music. In this episode, we play House Of The Rising Sun by Alan Price, a poor attempt at Bad Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce, an almost full playthrough of Green Day's Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, and a very strange version of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. We also freestyle a little, and talk about the Chinese government, which is not to say anything bad about the Chinese themselves, only about the government that just so happens to be ruling in China. The Chinese are awesome, but the government sucks a little sometimes, but hey, so does every government! (the Chinese government just sucks a little more sometimes...)
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
Disney channel is taking over, and there might just be a connection between Winnie The Pooh and China. Is Mark Ruffalo trapped in a never ending contract to produce an unlimited amount of movies for Disney? Is Disney planning on making an Avengers part 55? These are the questions that must be answered! There will also be an appearance from a super hero who picks up trash, and an analysis of 90 day fiancé among other reality TV series. If that doesn't get you hyped for this episode, just wait till Tom announces that he really does build Lego Star Wars mansions for his cat.
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw
Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
Sometimes you can't take the red pill and MUST take the blue pill. Basically, if you're older than the age of 50, you may just have to stay in the matrix and go into the porn industry. If you don't believe us, just ask Morpheus. He might also tell you to read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. And yes... Ariana Grande, whose real name is Ariana Grandrey, will be coming on the show eventually. We just have to find a way to ship her into the country.
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
We get in deep this week (HEY not that kind of deep!). What happens when a police officer catches someone peeing in the streets? What exactly is in that pee? Drugs? Could these drugs give people the munchies adding to the obesity crisis? Well... Probably not, especially if it's coming from the water supply. Overall, we really need to learn to recycle pee better... Or maybe just not recycle pee? See what we think in this weeks episode. We've been recording episodes for over four months now! Tell your friends, tell your mom. If you are somehow your own guardian, CONGRADULATIONS!
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! Find a trusty lumberjack and hunker down, because the Russian invasion has officially begun! This podcast will allow you to see the Russians, and a friendly Washington lumberjack, up close. Michael Jackson's voice box and George Bush's sack will also make an appearance, following Jimmy Fallon's tragic backstory. And don't forget that all this is happening in the back of a van. Enjoy!
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Watch out! Russia is invading the United States, and the Russian people are pretending to be doctors! The Chinese want to know about top secret Mark Zuckerberg information, and Jeff Bezos has stepped down as CNO of Amazon! That's right! He was never really the CEO of Amazon! Also... Today we get to see Michael setting up a podcast. He may have a concussion, but he's still the best maintenance/podcast specialist in the business. And please... Tell Ally to not put any bulls inside of her... Share this podcast so anyone named Ally can hear it from the source... Thank you.
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After being kicked out of the studio, we move into a van lined with denim jeans. Michael the repairman is hard at work to make the van into a professional studio, and we honestly still have no idea how this episode will turn out in an audio format. The podcast will start with a repair show, and end with an underwear salesman singing about tighty whities. I don't know about you, but I personally believe this will be the best audio of a repair man and an underwear salesman ever heard.
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We've made it. All the way to what some thought might be the end. Thank you all for a million subscribers on YouTube. Mark Zuckerberg may have evicted us from the studio, but we've found a van to continue recording our show in. Enjoy this compilation of some fan favorites from our days back in the studio.
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After being evicted by Mark Zuckerberg, the gang hits the road to find a new home. Driving on one way streets the wrong way and facing other challenges, this podcast will prevail. Along the way, we discover that the pope may not have a butthole, and a catholic school may be harboring the CEO of Facebook. DAMN YOU MARK.
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In this episode of The Chimichanga Extravaganza, Meagan Trainer doesn't have to work very hard to get onto a train. We find out that movies aren't real, and Micky Mouse isn't too happy about that. Disney executives bribe a twitch streamer to say nice things about them, and I think it's safe to say there may not be any more Cars movies made after this episode.
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We have an alien visitor. Wristwatch doubles as Dr. Ching, the founder of Dr. Ching's Chongs, who also happens to win a very famous chimichanga competition. We do surgery on an elf that doubles as an extra limb, and then question why someone would have this in the first place. All this and more, while loud music plays in the studio next to us.
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3OFHeyofl2UBLKOXIToXjw
Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
Remember when Mark Zuckerberg was smoking meats(smoking meats [smoking meats]) on Facebook Live? Well here is a look at what really happened at the barbecue. WARNING! Mark is not who you think he is. Also, Jeff Bezos returns when he learns that Facebook is up for grabs. It seems like he might be smoking meth, but it's too early to tell...
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/notyourcousinspodcast
George Bush stops by to say hi to everyone, and we decide if his voice his medically altered or not. A lawyer defends a former conspirator of Jared from Subway, and a squirrel gets heated after a sexual abuse case.
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In this episode, the cousins travel to an alternate animated universe where Jeff Bezos is Santa. Now, you're probably wondering if the animated version of this podcast will still hold up in audio form, and I'm here to tell you that, although strange at times, this podcast WILL make sense even when it doesn't. Just imagine the cousins animated, or better yet, check out the full episode on YouTube... But if you enjoy this episode in audio form and audio form alone thank you... No really... THANK YOU... We're desperate...
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We beg for sponsors and complete a water drinking challenge. You may be wondering how an audio version of a water drinking challenge would be interesting, but hey, you'll never really know unless you try it... Am I right?
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Should we drink milk? Why did the crusaders go to the middle east? What does the pope have to say about this? Find out in this episode of the Not Your Cousins Podcast.
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Jake and Jesse discuss breast milk factories, and what would happen if a maniacal dictator obsessed with health took power.
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In this episode, the legendary Tim, of Tim's Chips, calls in to discuss what we said about him last episode. Next, we talk about what love really is, and how having important conversations over text can be challenging. Lastly, we try and define taints, dreams, judgement, and mental constructs.
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Jake and Jesse talk about sleeping in a bed, creativity, and interacting with challenging/unknown emotions.
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Listen to Jake and Jesse talk about sex robots, the pros and cons of chip companies, and Sir Mix-a-Lot's odd obsession with newborn children.
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