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"In an effort to minimize his contribution to the show this week, due to a nasty bout with the novel coronavirus, we relegated Vin to being stuck in a well, several feet away from Brandon and Joe. This created a divide just large enough that Vin's reduced role was seen as deliberate. This is the kind of thing they don't teach you in podcast school. You either have it or you don't."
- The Director
2022 is upon us and that means looking back on a full 12 months of learning, educational prosperity, and some very meaningful college experiences. So, as to not bore you with words because this product is foremost an audio experience, Podford University presents to you their 2021 Retrospective.
When you think about the holidays I bet the first thing that comes to mind is Tim Allen in The Santa Clause. I bet the second thing that comes to mind is all the great food you get gobble up alongside your loving family. So, what better way to celebrate this twinkly time of year than by hearing your favorite podcast hosts' favorite holiday recipes? That's right: the Podford boys are going to share the holiday recipes that make their Christmases merry and bright with you, the listener! Take notes and enjoy these with your family. There will be a quiz.
Jess goes on the greatest first date of her life, but inadvertently "ghosts" Ben when she tragically dies in a car accident on the way home. * Director
+ Theresa Bennett
* Writer
+ Laura Donney
* Stars
+ Aisha Dee
+ Kimiko Glenn
+ Kendrick Sampson
You've got another thing coming if you thought the Podfordcast was going to skip Thanksgiving this year. Sure, it's over a week after Thanksgiving, and sure there's really no excuse we could give that would explain why we still think it's appropriate to release this episode, but we're going to do it anyway. And, you're going to like it. Now shut up, and please enjoy this year's Podford University Thanksgiving Spectacular, belated or not.
With the holidays right around the corner the boys have decided to treat everything like business as usual. This means they're coming at us very hard and wet with a big nautical theme in this episode. Boats, fish, water, maybe an anchor. Don't know how to swim? Scared of sharks, whales, etc? Grab a lifejacket! Now that I'm saying it out loud, there's also a space-faring theme present in the back half of the show, and the beginning of the episode starts with a circus bit, so honestly, I'm not sure there's anything to really make this episode stand out from the others, but please enjoy.
Let's not beat around the bush here... it's November so we're going to be like every other podcast and go with the cliche of having tons of horse content to celebrate Neighvember. Horses are just as much a part of November as ghosts are to October and rum balls are to December. Get your feedbag on, clean your stable, and put on your headphones to dive headfirst into some heavy equine content from the boys.
Did someone say Wall Street? We've got a few guests dropping in today and these guys don't have time for small talk, they've only got time for big money. So strap on your best suit because we're talking business! We're also smack dab in peak pumpkin season, my babies! You know we've gotta talk about those round, orange pie ingredients. Get your pie dish and your lattes ready because Podford's here
Well well well... if you're a salad fan the boys have you covered this week. What's better than three good friends talking about delicious greens and how they like to eat them? I'll tell you what - A TRIP BACK TO BEAR LAW. That's right, your favorite attorneys trained in ursine law are back to teach you a lesson. Get your good headphones ready, this is a heck of an episode.
Netflix's Squid Game
- Creator: Hwang Dong-hyuk
- Starring: Lee Jung-jae, Park Hae-soo, Wi Ha-jun
- About: Hundreds of cash-strapped players accept a strange invitation to compete in children's games. Inside, a tempting prize awaits — with deadly high stakes.
Gather round all ye faithful students and alumni, for today a certain rounded bread food is on the menu at Podford University. The boys also discuss a certain cereal and a very clever Danish artist. And let us not forget to mention another installment of our favorite bird-related segment on the Podfordcast. Oh yeah, also Vin was bitten by an animal.
Another year at Podford University and most of the boys are entering their sophomore year at this prestigious university. We're coming back stronger than ever and with an even more insatiable hunger for knowledge. Join the boys as they give you a news recap and keep you up to date on what's going on in the world. Let's take a look around campus as well to see what we can learn.
Extra! Extra! Behold all the news that's fit to Pod! That's right, we're back in the newsroom (minus Jeff Daniels) because the world has simply not slept! What can you look forward to this time? How about new foodstuffs? How about a new type of daddy? How about a dead painter? The world is full of interesting stories and we're here to tell you about them.
Extra extra! Read all about it! This just in: Podford University is now in the news business! That's right, you read that correctly. You can now get all of your news from Podford University. All of it. Pop culture, business, world affairs... Podford covers it all!
Listen, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that this week's episode is important or even good. We just didn't want to skip another week, OK? So, there you have it: check out our shortest episode to date, the one where Joe and Vin can't find Brandon. Where could he be, pray tell?
The final frontier, some might say (especially those that lived in ancient times, before the thought of space exploration was ever considered possible or desirable), is our Earth's vast oceans. Blue as far as the eye can see in all directions, the ocean provides a domestic option for the adventurous type, one all too familiar to the boys this summer. They've charted a course home, poorly and hastily, and find themselves paddling back to Podford. We can only hope they've stored enough rations for the long and treacherous journey home.
Soooop, friends! Saseezum, I hope all of you hum-uhh, er... regular listeners are ready for a regular episode of the Podfordcast! Our three normal hosts with human names discuss the happenings on the Podford campus, such as 'what is for Earth Lunch this week'? Also, please be aware of the opposite-side street parking situation at Magnolia until Rorze Moon Gormaf, saseezum. Please enjoy this very normal episode.
On this week's Game Club, the boys decide to take things a little slower as they delve into a visual novel. It's summer time, time to take it easy! What better way to relax than by playing a calming dating sim. Our humble hosts will discuss the poetry of Doki Doki Literature Club and which of the ladies they each decided to woo. So listen up and join the club!
DISCLAIMER: All 3 hosts are at least 18 years of age.
About Today's Episode:
- Game: Doki Doki Literature Club!
- Developer: Team Salvato
- The Literature Club is full of cute girls! Will you write the way into their heart? This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.
School may be out, but the Podfordcast never takes a break - kind of like the US Postal Service. The boys are on a luxurious private beach and decide to record square in the middle of the resort's finest hotel lobby. Curious to know about their accommodations? Need to know what Vin thinks of the continental breakfast? Well, you're in for a treat because that's what you'll get on this episode.
Oh, and don't forget to keep your eyes peeled for mahi-mahi so that you might also enter the Mahi-Mahi Spotting Challenge, held at this sweet resort, every single day!
Podford Film Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our movie discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
There's nothing better than a big-budget, blockbuster film to make it feel like summer has arrived! Can our boys be big and brave enough to endure the third entry in The Conjuring Conjurverse? Grab your holy water, your anti-devil stick, and also DEFINITELY grab your demon-slaying sword because on today's Podford Film Club, the boys are watching The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.
About Today's Episode:
- Film: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
- Director: Michael Chaves
- The Warrens investigate a murder that may be linked to a demonic possession
Podford Game Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our video game discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
It doesn't look like the boys will be able to get to space anytime soon since the Podford Intergalactic Space Station is still a year away from full accreditation! However, the boys do have access to the Podford Arcade and inside that arcade, there's a little-known space adventure called Mass Effect. Join the boys as they discuss space flying, space kissing, space politics, as well as what kind of space commander they role-played as. Now, let's reach for the stars... the ones that are in space!
About Today's Episode:
- Game: Mass Effect
- Developer: Bioware
- What starts as a routine mission to an agrarian outpost quickly becomes the opening salvo in an epic war. As the newly appointed Executive Officer of the SSV Normandy, you'll assemble and lead an elite squad of heroes into battle after heart-pounding battle. Each decision you make will impact not only your fate, but the destiny of the entire galaxy in the Mass Effect trilogy.
Graduation day is upon us! It’s an exciting day, not just for the graduating seniors, but for all the students who will move up in the Podford ranks this coming fall semester. And, let us not forget the fresh batch of incoming Podford students joining us in September. Alas, we're getting ahead of ourselves. Let's focus on the now and reflect on our time here at Podford... oh and let's also reflect on... SUMMER VACATION.
Podford Game Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our video game discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
The boys put on their bravest faces and attempt to discuss something very, very spooky. On this week's Podford Game Club, the brave boys are diving deep into the latest installment in the long-running and very scary Resident Evil series, Resident Evil Village. We ask that you please listen along because this all might be far too frightening for Joe, Vin, and Brandon to handle alone. I hope there aren't any Frankensteins in that village...
About Today's Episode:
- Game: Resident Evil Village
- Developer: Capcom
- Experience survival horror like never before in the 8th major installment in the Resident Evil franchise - Resident Evil Village. With detailed graphics, intense first-person action, and masterful storytelling, the terror has never felt more realistic.
It’s finals week! Whoops, actually, it turns out the boys got their wires crossed and, in fact, last week was finals week. Don’t you hate when that happens? Anyway, so the boys made a big mistake: they missed their final examinations completely and are posed with their greatest collegiate challenge yet: to face their parent’s scrutiny head-on or conceal the truth via nefarious and unethical means. Obviously, the boys do the dishonorable thing as they go to great lengths to change their grades from “N/A” to just “A” … join us for all this and more on today’s Podfordcast.
They say, "If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself" and this holds true as ever on Podford campus this week. Gerald, beloved Dean and founder of his titular university, has decided to re-instantiate one of the school's oldest traditions. And let me stop you now: "but the annual foot race tradition has been maintained even in Gerald's absence" ... Yes, you're quite right. However, Gerald is here to ensure that the foot race is carried out in the manner in which it was originally intended: with consequences. So, if you've like to learn what Gerald's terms are for participating in the annual foot race, be sure to tune in to another great episode of today's show.
Well, there's good news and bad news for discussion on this week's Podfordcast. However, with every storm comes a rainbow. The on-campus party sanction has been rescinded due to the brutal and avoidable murder of Sarah Cars' boyfriend by the dastardly Carmicheal Von Smaps; a sad day for all students who enjoy partying with their collegiate peers. The good news, however, is that the mold in Rasputin Hall has, shockingly, proven helpful! The boys discuss all of this and more in detail on today's pod.
This episode is dedicated to all the students who have lost their right to party on campus.
Saturday Night Live is the property of Lorne Michaels Universal Television. Podford University does not intend to position any of the Saturday Night Live music heard on this episode as its own.
Podford Film Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy today's discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Film: Mortal Kombat (2021)
- Director: Simon McQuoid
- Starring: Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson
- MMA fighter Cole Young seeks out Earth's greatest champions in order to stand against the enemies of Outworld in a high-stakes battle for the universe.
Mold issues in Rasputin Hall? Harvard spies roaming the campus? There sure seem to be a lot of issues plaguing Podford these days. But, that won't get our fearless hosts down. With every night there comes the dawn, with every tunnel, a bright light beckoning… Anyway, Podford's Office of Student Affairs is allowing on-campus partying, so the boys have shared a few fun party facts! Party on... safely!
Podford Game Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our video game discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Game: MLB The Show
- Developer: SIE San Diego Studio
- OWN THE SHOW! Experience faster, deeper and more intense moment-to-moment match action on the field, with a variety of game modes for all you rookie players and returning seasoned vets.
Smoking cigarettes are dangerous to your health. Podford University does not condone the smoking of cigarettes or other forms of tobacco. We do, officially, condemn the behavior of our Dean and staff that were roped into his money-making scheme. We ask that you, the listener, pay special attention to the action of one "Brandon", the co-host of the Podfordcast frequently described as "the dumb one." His actions, perhaps most of all, are actions especially worthy of ignoring. We thank you for reading this disclaimer and hope you enjoy today's episode despite the warnings.
Podford Film Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy today's discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Film: Godzilla vs. Kong
- Director: Adam Wingard
- Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Millie Bobby Brown, Rebecca Hall
- The epic next chapter in the cinematic Monsterverse pits two of the greatest icons in motion picture history against one another - the fearsome Godzilla and the mighty Kong - with humanity caught in the balance.
Happy Tiki Barber Day! Podford University's annual reminder to 'not fumble your homework' is finally here! But, that isn't the only cause for excitement this week; The school is holding its very first swamp dog adoption drive. The swamp dog epidemic, as you likely know, has plagued this campus for decades and the Office of Student Affairs has decided it's high time we did something about it. So, please be sure to take some time to visit Rasputin Hall B today through Sunday and adopt one of these wet, lovable pups. Oh and don't forget... keep it high and keep it tight!
Podford Film Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy today's discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Film: Zack Snyder's Justice League
- Director: Zack Snyder
- Starring: Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot
- Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a team of metahumans to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions.
Spring break! Spring break! That's right! Spring break is finally here and the entire PU campus is on island time! That's because, here at Podford, spring break is celebrated together. That doesn't mean the Podfordcast is on vacation, though. No, quite the opposite, in fact. The boys will be recording a live episode straight from the beach, today! So come and enjoy the sounds of the ocean as they mingle with the even more beautiful sounds of Joe, Vin, and Brandon.
Podford Game Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our video game discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Game: Undertale
- Developer: Toby Fox
- A small child falls into the Underground, where monsters have long been banished by humans and are hunting every human that they find. The player controls the child as they try to make it back to the Surface through hostile environments, all the while engaging with a turn-based combat system with puzzle-solving and bullet hell elements, as well as other unconventional game mechanics.
Get your shorts and sports goggles ready because there's a potent madness consuming Podford University and all of her students and faculty. March Madness, that is. For the 24th year running, The Podford Basketball Jogging Bears are "on the bubble" (a term that refers to fringe teams fighting for admittance into the tournament proper). To get themselves and the campus into the spirit of the moment, the boys invite none other than Ditch Marnhardt, NCAA Committee Chairman, onto the Podfordcast. He joins the gang, calling in to talk about "ball" and his opinion on basketballs, in general. Don't forget to cheer on our team, especially Joe who will be starting at the coveted Small Guard position this evening! Go Bears!
Podford Game Club is an off-shoot of Podford University, the Satirical College Podcast. Podford University can be found wherever podcasts are sold or stolen. We hope, if you enjoy our video game discussion, you might give our other episodes a try. Thanks for listening!
About Today's Episode:
- Game: Yes, Your Grace
- Developer: Brave At Night
- In this Kingdom management RPG, where your decisions have consequences, petitioners will arrive in the throne room to ask for your guidance. Every turn, decide whether to intervene with their problems or conserve resources for more important matters. Remember, your capital is limited, and not everyone has the Kingdom's interests at heart...
We've got exciting news! Well, that is unless you're lactose intolerant or vegan or hate ice cream. What's the news, you ask? Unfortunately, you'll have to listen to today's Podfordcast for more information. If I answered that question in the show notes, then no one would listen to our Podfordcast. But anyway, ice cream's big debut at Podford isn't the only exciting thing on the agenda this episode! Oh no. There, I ruined the surprise. Now you don't have to listen to the episode. At any rate, we also have some really interesting financial aid information to share with our listeners!
We've got lots of big news coming in today, especially for those of you that don't enjoy eating chalk instead of real food. A strange request from our dutiful dean has the boys open the call lines. As a result, some of Podford University's best and brightest call in to inquire about this and a few other on-campus developments. Also, if you're not sure what petty cash is, you're in luck because you (and Brandon) are about to learn!
Art imitates life. This is a truth discovered by some of the greatest minds our human race has to offer. What if, however, life imitates art? Then what? Well, we hope to answer that question on today's episode of Podford University wherein one Gerald Podford invites us into the basement laboratory of his Dean's Mansion to present the primary reason for all of our pigeon-related efforts these past few weeks. It is a sight to behold, to be sure. Before this basement visit, though, we have another strange and alluring development to sift through. We all remember parkour fondly. We remember planking and all of the amusing youtube videos it produced. But now, listener, its time to get back to basics: pure and simple jumping. Jumping. Fad? Perhaps. Only time will tell.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Next Donut
- Topic Deep Dive: Jumping!
- Question Quorner
- Podford Concert Orchestra
- Fish Lab 208
- On-Campus Activity
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
This episode features the works of Johann Sebastian Bach, courtesy of the fine folks at Musopen: Goldberg Variations, BWV. 988 - Variation 8.
Love is in the air here at Podford University as Valentine's Day rears it's heart-shaped-head and emerges onto campus. The boys dive head-first into the topic of Valentine's Day and discuss what it is that makes someone's heart beat faster. Oh, and don't forget that our annual Valentine's Day Shark Ball is coming up and as always, if you don't want to get wet... STAY OUT OF THE SPLASH ZONE.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Confusing Motive
- Topic Deep Dive: Valentine’s Day is Coming Up So We’re Talkin’ Love, My Babies
- Question Quorner
- Show and Tell 409
- Math 55,000
- On-Campus Activity: The Annual Valentine's Day Shark Ball featuring the Duke of Valentines
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
The day of the groundhog is upon us! Will Podford have 6 more weeks of winter classes or will spring classes begin early this year? Only the hog's shadow knows the answer. The infamous Groundhog's Day tradition is steeped with rich lore and no other college in the country takes it more seriously than Podford. Join the boys in a discussion about the noble groundhog and also there is a new window or something on the floor.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Twin Cruisers
- Topic Deep Dive: The History of Groundhog's Day
- Question Quorner
- Intro to Theater
- Fish Lab 208
- Off-Campus Activity
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
Art... what is it? What does it mean to us? Is art paintings? Is it a good drawing of an elephant? What about this podcast? Is it art? The boys discuss a recent on-campus art exhibit and give their thoughts on what they saw, what art means to them, and if they participated. Also, let's not forget about the annual Winter Collegiate Job Fair taking place in the Cormac Gondolo Gymnasium. The job fair promises to be the perfect place to find your true calling and some information on capturing a certain variety of pigeon.
Episode Outline
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Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Sacred Cul-de-sac
- Topic Deep Dive: Our Review of Podford's Recent Art Exhibit
- Question Quorner
- Future History 101
- Marketing 101
- On-Campus Activity
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
Prepare yourselves, Podford students, because some very exciting chalk news is coming your way in this episode. Don't worry, we won't ruin the surprise here, but let's just say we hope you've got an appetite! The boys also take a deep dive into those beautiful unicorns of the sea called Narwhals. That's right, Narwhals! Many of you may think that Narwhals aren't real, but they are. You'll be positively shocked to hear what the boys have to say about them.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Ham PIllow
- Topic Deep Dive: The History of Narwhals
- Question Quorner
- Podford Concert Orchestra
- Fish Lab 208
- On-Campus Activity: Visiting Gerald Podford's Mansion
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
This episode features the works of Alexander Borodin and Felix Mendelssohn, courtesy of the fine folks at Musopen:
- Borodin - In The Steppes of Central Asia
- Mendelssohn - Symphony No. 4 in A Major, Op. 90 'Italian' - III. Con moto moderato
An important announcement from the Health and Wellness staff arrives in the nick of time. Please be sure to listen to today's episode for best practices on how to stay safe during your [officially non-sanctioned] night hike in the woods surrounding Podford. But it's not all gloom and doom around here: the boys take a deep dive into the world of ballet as they discuss and give their opinions on Podford's Holiday Nutcracker Ballet Special. They are madly into the world of fancy dancing so this chat promises to be highly informative.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Interpretive Stance
- Topic Deep Dive: Our Review of Podford's "The Nutcracker" Winter Ballet
- Question Quorner
- Inside the Snacktor’s Studio
- On-Campus Activity: Mrs. Schmates Rescue
- Off-Campus Activity: Magnum Orchid Night Hike
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
A new year is up on us and your boys are ready like always. On today’s episode, they’ll review their new year resolutions and look inspire you to make your own (which must come in the form of choosing one of theirs - we don't make the rules). Oh, and don’t forget about Podford's annual New Year’s Eve party tonight, come and get a slice of 2021 Midnight Cake!
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Pants Marxism
- Topic Deep Dive: Our New Year's Resolutions
- Question Quorner
- Pasta History 306
- Fish Lab 208
- Going to a Party
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
Christmas is in the air here at Podford University and that means everything smells like pine trees and holiday pizza. What's holiday pizza, you ask? Ho ho, are you in for a treat because on this episode, the boys are going to show you how to make traditional holiday pizza (of yore). This is a fine Podford Christmas tradition if there ever was one. Oh, but be ever so careful how much you eat... lest you end up like our dear curmudgeonly Uncle Pete! And away we go!
Musical selections from this episode include but are not limited to:
- Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 in E Flat Major Eroica, Op. 55 - II. Marcia funebre Adagio
- Mendelson's Ma Vlast (My Fatherland) - Vltava
- Beethoven's Coriolan Overture-12
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
The holidays are nearly here and, as we all know, this is the driest time of year for the human body. Your favorite podcast boys would like to give some helpful tips and tricks on how to stay hydrated during these exceptionally dry holiday times. As you certainly already know, one must always practice good hydration during these dark winter months so as not to fully dry out the mind, body, and soul. Also, the boys receive a very rude question from a student at a rival institution which, if you've been paying attention, is especially odd considering the Podfordcast is not officially syndicated outside the bounds of the campus.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Moonlit Breakfast
- Topic Deep Dive: How to stay hydrated this Holiday Season
- Question Quorner
- Future History 101
- Podford Concert Orchestra
- Show and Tell 409
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
This episode features the works of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, courtesy of Mozart and the fine folks at Musopen:
- Oboe Concerto in C, K.314/271k - II. Andantino
- Symphony No. 3 in E Flat Major Eroica, Op. 55 - IV. Finale Allegro molto
December is upon us and that means many of us are rushing to find the perfect gift for that special someone(s) in our lives. Luckily for you, the boys have compiled a handy list of treats, covering every conceivable base, effectively neutralizing all holiday shopping anxiety for the show's listenership. So, you don't have to fret about getting the perfect Podford present. I repeat: do not worry about holiday shopping. We've got you covered. Oh, and we have some hot and spicy news about everyone's favorite round, crunchy food said to be making a big splash on campus!
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Grass Carpet
- Topic Deep Dive: Holiday Shopping Tips & Tricks
- Question Quorner
- Fish Lab 208
- Bear Law 103
- Pod on the Rocks
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
It seems like just yesterday our hosts began their journey down the long and winding road that is the Podfordcast. Yet, here they find themselves at a milestone unlike any that's come before: the 10th episode. Today the boys take the time to interview a few very important guests, but you'll have to listen to the show to learn who they are. Do not put up a fuss about this. We're not budging on the matter. Listen to the show and you will be rewarded with the knowledge of who the boys are interviewing and I won't hear another word about it.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Virtual Shirts
- Topic Deep Dive: Podfordcast Host Interview
- Question Quorner
- Math 55,000
- Future History 101
- Annual Battleship Fundraiser to benefit The Cormac Gondolo Peacetime WMD Foundation
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
This is quite an exciting time on campus. You see our beloved founder has somehow gained back his position as Head Dean (Wizard) of Podford University, despite the fact that he was born in the 1700s. But, we don't attend school to ask questions, we attend to learn questions. With all of this excitement you may have forgotten that this week is Thanksgiving. But, fear not. Our hosts would never forget. Today they'll take some time to meditate on what they're truly thankful for.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Multiple Weddings
- Topic Deep Dive: Thanksgiving: What We're Most Thankful For
- Question Quorner
- Pasta History 306
- Inside the Snacktor’s Studio
- Fish Lab 208
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
Thanksgiving is right around the corner and we all know what that means! No, not turkey, but good guess! Thanksgiving means travel for many of the students and staff here at Podford University. And around the holidays, for all the joy they bring, travel sure can be hectic. Lucky for you, we have some very helpful hosts that are poised to provide their beloved listeners with some Grade A travel advice. Stay vigilant, Podford. Stay Safe. Good tidings.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Bright Memory
- Topic Deep Dive: Thanksgiving Travel Tips
- Question Quorner
- Math 55,000
- Bear Law 103
- Pawed Chalice
Learn more about today's episode at Podford University's Official website, podford.com. You can write-in to our show by contacting us at registrar [at] the aforementioned domain.
Life on campus can be stressful these days. Midterms are a part of any college experience, but that doesn't make them any easier. Fortunately, your favorite Podcast hosts are ready to provide you with some helpful tips to make things a little more stress-free. And while they can't give you specific test answers, they're more than willing to hold your hand and tell you it's all going to be okay.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Lightbulb Underwear
- Topic Deep Dive: Podforcast Midterm Study Tips
- Question Quorner
- Fish Lab 208
- Carpentry 201
- Reconnaissance at The Pawed Chalice
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Can you smell that? The fresh air of autumn truly allows you to feel the seasons changing in your bones. Here at Podford, we're home to all variety of flora and fauna and, well, Autumn could mayhaps be the finest season in which to experience them! We advise you, however, to be prepared before venturing out into the wilderness. This is why the Podford Parks Department has sent us a list of all the ways you can stay safe and prepared while exploring the great outdoors. Oh, and please don't throw out your bread.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Shimmering Pudding
- Topic Deep Dive: Hiking Tips from Podford’s Parks Department
- Question Quorner
- Future History 101
- Sporting Event: The Podford Jogging Bears VS The UCLA Bruins
- Off-Campus Activity
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In the wise words of Podford Horticultural Society founder Desmond Artimace: "Trees are the daddies of the forest and the lakes the mommies, and we are but their babies."
It is an interesting time on Podford Campus and you're lucky enough to have a window into its very soul. Today's Podfordcast enjoys the company of our most elite associate, Head Dean Abernathy Wickspittle (Anthony John Agnello). Your beloved hosts, at the behest of Dean Wickspittle, are asked to identify their favorite extra-curricular endeavors, but their answer does not satisfy him. The boys are, despite this most peculiar encounter with the Dean, party to some more heart-warming moments throughout the day. They eventually adorn costumes and make their way to the Cormac Gondolo Gymnasium for the campus's annual Symphony of the Fright Festivities. This spooky bash is certainly one for the ages, dear audience, so please sit down, brew some hotkin, and join us for Podford University's Halloween Special 2020.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Leg Antlers
- Topic Deep Dive: Guest Abernathy Wickspittle (Anthony John Agnello) asks for a taste of Student Life
- Question Quorner
- Pasta History 306
- Fish Lab 208
- The Symphony of the Fright
- Behind the Greenhouse...
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We have a very serious issue to discuss on today's episode: it seems there is a bit of a milk shortage at Podford University and as a result, we have our cafeteria's very own Conrad Lasagna on the show to discuss this most dire affair. As you're all well aware, milk has always has been the lifeblood of Podford University. Additionally, a surreal guest pays a visit to Brandon for a terrible mistake made in class last week.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Wandering Accountant
- Topic Deep Dive: Guest Conrad Lasagna asks: Where has the milk gone?
- Question Quorner
- Marketing 101
- Show and Tell 409
- Pod on the Rocks
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Ahh, fall is in the air. The aroma is crisp and inviting. The campus looks beautiful on account of all of those colorful leaves. It also looks beautiful because the student body tends to enjoy crisp apples while they roam the quad each afternoon.
On today's Podfordcast, the Horticultural Society provides some helpful pumpkin tips in an effort to mitigate the avalanche of pumpkin-related injuries our students and faculty are prone to this time of year. We'll always remember, of course, the "Great Pumpkin Massacre" of Fall 2013. A bloodbath. Additionally, the campus hay bale maze is live and ready for you and your friends to get lost in... that is if you can navigate past it's heavily guarded entrance.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Endangered Lunch
- Topic Deep Dive: Horticultural Society's Pumpkin Tips
- Question Quorner
- Fish Lab 208
- Crypto Club
- Seasonal Campus Activity
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On this episode of the Podfordcast, an unfortunate announcement related to "pears" is made. This was, of course, not the fault of our lovely hosts who are settling into their duties quite nicely in their second week. Making friends in college can be difficult, so, in today's episode we share a few tips that promise to make the friendship-process a bit easier. Just remember though, if you're listening to the Podfordcast you've always got at least three true friends.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Careful Basketball
- Topic Deep Dive: How-to make friends on campus
- Inside the Snacktor’s Studio
- Future History 101
- Going to a Party
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Out with the old and in with the new. The Podfordcast welcomes its three new hosts today, the next in a long line of Podfordcast hosts to grace the Podcast Pyramid at Podford University. Join us today as we discuss Podford's annual Celebration of Pear event, a bit of history on Podford University for our new students (and not so new students who may have forgotten), and a little bit about our new hosts.
Episode Outline
- Podford University Podfordcast
- Quad Remote Meditation Station: Caterpillar Tuesday
- Topic Deep Dive: Podfordcast Introduction
- Pasta History 306
- Fish Lab 208
- Going to a Party
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