We're here to talk to you about saints. Saints who kill dragons. Saints who sit on poles in the desert. Saints who find your keys and make sure the bubbles in your beer are the right size and shape. What even is a saint? Let's find out together by exploring the Saint of the Week and playing Two Saints and a Lie.
It's episode 3 - about time we describe the strange group of Saints that started it all.
Saint of the week this week is, well, three saints. Or one saint with three stories? Or maybe one or all are fictional, but does that make any difference? Come explore the branching narrative(s) that describe Santa Marta, the patron saint of Season One of Altar Boy of the Year.
It's the pilot episode! We're here to talk to you about saints. This episode has a grab-bag of them, but the centerpiece is the surprisingly dark backstory of Saint Nicholas of Myra, AKA Santa Claus.
Confirm or critique our amateur art history work by navigating to Nick's wikipedia entry and finding the image with the dad bods:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas