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Troy and Spencer cover some NEWS OF THE WEAK, leaving the rest of the world with only 6 days during the week. During the segment of THIS OR THAT?? they talk about snot coming out of your ears or puss that comes out of your eyes. These two might need to see some serious help after answering these questions. They also cover some MEMES OF THE WEAK. They finish the episode with their DRAFT, "worst times to enter a room". If you enjoy the episodes, please share them with your friends and family! OOOoookay!
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Troy, Spencer, and Taylor were fortunate to receive some "B List" celebrity reviews for the Thought Dawgs Podcast. The President George Bush gives them 5 stars and one nuke. Jack Dark Grey also loves listening to the Thought Dawgs Podcast! Which reminds me! If you enjoy listening to these goobers, please rate the podcast, share it with your friends, and email them a picture of your social security cards! Okay... Don't do that last one. They also cover some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions. They play the game, GOOGLE FUED. They also finish off the episode with the DRAFT, "Best muppets/puppets to help you win a Battle Royal."
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The Thought Dawgs will inspire you to be the TRUEST form of yourself. Join us on this mad journey, we call “life” while we discuss the things that may not be spoken out loud. If you’re scared of a little bit of poop, well… my friend… This journey may not be for you! If you guys enjoy this episode, make sure you come back for more! We will be releasing new episodes every Monday! If you love it, share it with your friends and family. If you hate it, then share it with your enemies. OOOOOooookay!
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The Thought Dawgs Podcast proudly announces that you can now rate their episodes! On today's episode, the guys cover some fun "would you rather" questions. They also play "Google Feud". They finish the episode with a classic "Draft: Worst items to clean your ears". Share the podcast with your friends and family!
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Oh boy… When Zac comes back, Troy and Spencer get the giggles. Today’s episode is great! Spencer finds out about the unwilling contributions that he has been making to the podcast. The Thought Dawgs learn from “The Saddest Fact” that Toto, the dog from the original Wizard of Oz, has passed away. Spencer introduces a game for Zac and Troy to play where they have to guess where a phrase was stated by a child or a celebrity. Troy asks a “This or That??” question, which could have probably been avoided. “Zac’s React Attack” is a segment where Troy and Spencer show Zac some of the funny “New of the Weaks” that Zac had missed. They finished with a “Draft” of “Celebrities that you’d rather fight for you in a Battle Royal situation”. Who do you believe won!?
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On today’s episode, the Thought Dawgs talk about the saddest whale fact known to mankind. They cover the “News of the Weak”, “This or That??”, and talk about ridiculous “Icks”. They finish the episode with their “Draft: Best alternative liquids to sweat”. If you guys are enjoying our episodes, please share them with your cat because your cat is lonely while you are at work. They need a good laugh!
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The Thought Dawgs cover some of the most beloved segments they have ever done. Like: News of the Weak, This or That??, “Sue me!”, and The Thought Dawgs Draft. So many fun things were discussed like a guy who survived TWO atomic bombs, double dipping fires, monkey poop, and so so SOOOO much more! This was a great episode! Please share it with your cat and let them listen to it on repeat while you’re at work.
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No spoilers! You thought coming to the show notes would tell you what these buffoons are going to talk about! Well, think again! If you are enjoying the podcast then share it with someone who you last ate some pudding with. They will enjoy it!
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A So gnar episode coming up! Troy and Spencer talk about funny headlines in News of the Weak. Have you ever wondered why the sewers sink? A news article that The Thought Dawgs talk about may have the answer to your question. Meme of the Weak is another segment where Spencer is rating Troy’s memes. Spoiler alert: They are so gnar! Check out all the memes we covered on our Facebook page and tell us how you would rate these memes. These guys finish the episode with a Draft; “Appropriate or acceptable reasons you may have soiled your pants. Share the podcast with a witch, so she won't curse your family for six generations! You guys ROCK!!!
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Guess what guys! I’m not going to tell you what’s in this episode today. You are going to just have to listen to find out! I will give you a little spoiler though… It’s a good episode you’ll want to listen to it and share it with ALL your friends and family. “Right after missing your handshake class!” IYKYK.
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This or That?? Check.
Try NOT to Laugh Challenge? Check!
Draft: Best foods to use during a food fight? Check check!
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Happy New Year! In today’s episode, Troy and Spencer talk about funny news headlines and are completely bonkers! They cover the “This or That??” segment, which may have given birth to their newest weird creation: “Banana Man”. They try a “Try Not to Laugh” challenge with funny memes that Troy has gathered for quite some time. They finish the episode with a Draft of “appropriate reason to have removed your pants in public”. Let us know who you think had the best picks today! Like, Share, and Follow the podcast so we can eventually take over the world!!! OOOOooookay!
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Here are some of the best segments from last year's Christmas episodes. "I'm never going to use this".
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Troy, Spencer, and Taylor talk about the “Story of the Weak” which involves real mice attacked by virtual reality birds. They cover some fun “This or That??” questions about new family heirlooms, taxidermied family members, and eyes in the back of your head. Taylor and Spencer play “Are You More or Less Intelligent Than a Student in His or Her Fifth Year of Public Education?”. They finish the episode with a “Draft” of things that Santa might bring to the naughty kids instead of coal. Let us know who you thought won the draft! Follow the Thought Dawgs on Facebook and Instagram. Share the podcast with your friends and family!! OOookay!
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On today’s podcast, Troy, Spencer, and Elden talk about the fun “Fact of the Weak” which was about a French Artist who turned his cat into a drone. The Thought Dawgs also discuss the “Question of the Weak” which was: what did you think that everyone does, but later find out that NOBODY does?? They cover “This or That??” on today’s episode which may have these guys making fun of inmates and having Old Saint Nick committing petty theft and arson. They play the game “Higher, Lower, or ‘Oh yeah, Taco Bell’.” They fished up the episode with a “Draft” of ‘professions you wouldn’t want children to do’. Let us know who you thought won over on Facebook! Share the podcast with your friends and family so we can start taking over the world!
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In this episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, Troy and Spencer cover two opening segments called “Word of the Weak” and ‘Question of the Weak”. Both are ridiculous and fun! They discuss in “This or That??” where the power of flushing a toilet is stronger and more useful than turning on an oven. Which one power would you prefer to have? Troy challenges Spencer to their classic game of “Higher, Lower, or ‘Oh year, Taco Bell’”. They finish their episode with a “Draft”; Things you do NOT like to step on. Let us know if we missed anything! Vote for who you thought won the draft. If you guys are enjoying the podcast, share it with your friends and family. They deserve it! Ooookay!
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The Thought Dawgs are at it again! They discuss fun words on “Word of The Week” like Bumfuzzle and Fuddy-Duddy. Troy and Spencer cover the segment “This or That??” where they choose the most desirable or the least less desirable options. Would you exchange time off your life for the power of flight or have super strength with the setback that your arms will grow longer each time you use your power? Troy challenges Spencer to his newest game “Higher, Lower, or ‘Oh yeah, I like Taco Bell’” which has Spencer challenging the belief that falling to the center of the Earth would take a lot longer than 19 minutes. They finish the episode with a “Draft” of ‘the best Thanksgiving foods’. Who do you think won the draft?? Let us know!
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In this week’s episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, Troy and Spencer talk about a current event where someone returned an overdue Library book to a New Jersey Library after 44 years. They cover the segment “This or That??” which has them wondering if kidney stones could ever be worth the pain they cause. They also cover a new segment called “Who done did it first?” where they discuss the possible origins of weird things we do now but were once NOT normal. They finish the episode with a classic Draft of “reasons why you start a fire”. Let us know who you thought had the best draft picks on the Thought Dawgs Facebook page and Instagram! We’ll catch you on the next episode! OOOOOooookay!
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In this episode, the Thought Dawgs play the game “Mystery Box” which makes them feel a little slimy afterward. They cover their classic segment “This or That??” which has them picking between going to jail for fighting with Mickey Mouse or taking away Thanksgiving and Christmas from EVERYONE! Spencer plays “Are You More or Less Intelligent Than A Student In His or Her Fifth Year of Public Education”. There are only five questions today. How many would you get right?? Let us know on social media!! They finish with their “Draft: Things you may do or not do which would lead you to NOT get a second date”. Let us know who you thought had the best answers! Share the podcast with your friends and family! OOOOoookay!
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Troy and Spencer talk about three urban legends that may give you the spooks! La llorona is known in many parts of the world but most famously comes from Central and South America. Night Marchers are rumored to be fallen soldiers in Hawaii that protect the island but some believe they may have more dark intentions for those that encounter them. Goatman’s Bridge in Denton Texas is known to be a place where dark spirits reside due to the tragedy that happened there in the late 1930’s. Spencer and Troy also do a classic Thought Dawgs Draft. If you heard a bump under your bed late at night, what would be the most unexpected thing to be under your bed? Let us know if you have any questions or ideas for the show at thoughtdawgspod@gmail.com. Ooookay!
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The Thought Dawgs talk about the history of America’s most haunted hotel, The Stanley Hotel. They talk about who built it, why it was built, and what has happened there and still happens in that hotel today. We have shared the pictures on our Thought Dawgs Facebook page, go check it out. Please share the podcast with your friends and family! If you have an idea for the show, please email thoughtdawgspod@gmail.com.
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Troy and Spencer discuss the Legend of Mothman. Photos, first-hand accounts, and red-glowing eyes! Most of the information gathered on today’s episode was found on the Mothman Wikipedia page. Troy and Spencer also talk about the newest video of Bigfoot filmed in Colorado. They finished up the episode with a Thought Dawgs Draft, “Best places to find a ghost”. Let us know who you believe won! If you have a suggestion on what we should talk about, please email us at thoughtdawgspod@gmail.com. Share the episode with your family and friends because we care about their happiness too!
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The Thought Dawgs talk about the history of AI (Artificial Intelligence) and how far it has come. They talk about many of its benefits some of the negative repercussions that may occur and stories of things that have already occurred. If you have a suggestion for the podcast submit your ideas at thoughtdawgspod@gmail.com.
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Troy and Spencer cover some of the conspiracies that have been going around the internet about the Maui Fires. Were they intentional or was it truly just an accident? Troy tells a story about The Expressionless Woman that he heard many years ago. If anyone has a suggestion on a topic or would like to submit a question, please send them to thoughtdawgspod@gmail.com**. We’ll catch you on the next episode, OOOOkay!
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In this episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, Troy and Spencer talk about their “Human Petting Zoo for Aliens” facebook group and bring up some fun THIS OR THAT?? questions. Spencer plays PANTS OF FIRE! They finish the episode with their DRAFT of “Best Potato Products”. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook and if you have any good ideas about what we should talk about, email us at thoughtdawgspod.gmail.com. Enjoy this episode!
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Troy and Spencer come up with their best idea yet: A human petting zoo for aliens (extraterrestrials). They talk about other things but that is beside the point. Join the noble cause at Human Petting Zoo for Aliens (extraterrestrial) | Facebook. If you guys are enjoying the podcast, please share it with your friends and family!
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On this episode of the Thought Dawgs podcast, the guys talk about who they would have at their “round table” meeting/dinner if anyone were to be allowed; dead or alive. They discuss some fun THIS OR THAT?? questions. They play a game called LAWS… OR NOT? which is a game where Spencer and Michael try to determine if the laws Troy says are real or fake. They finish with a DRAFT, “professions that you could easily fake… for at least a week.” Thanks for listening and make sure to share the podcast with your friends!
On this episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, Troy asks if he is the crazy one for thinking the children’s book Love You Forever, is super creepy. They also discuss which possible option would be worse; sneezes that could catch you on fire or visible gas when you pass gas. Let us know which would be worse! They also play a trivia game, leaving Spencer and Zac feeling super intelligent. They finish their episode with a DRAF, “The worst places to find your future spouse”. Follow the podcast and share it with your friends!
On this episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, the guys cover THIS OR THAT?? They talk about odorless farts and the power of Danny Davito. They also play a new game called CHANGELLED STATISTICALLY, where Spencer and Zac go head-to-head to see who can guess the closest number to the correct statistic. They finish the episode with their DRAFT of “things that squeak”. Let us know who won! Share with your mums and other friends and family!
On today’s episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, the QUESTION OF THE WEAK had the gang wondering if it would be worth it to be hit by the poop dropped by airplanes. The consensus was it would be totally worth it to get a nice paycheck from that airline. In THIS OR THAT??, if you are afraid of heights you may want to skip the first question. From 50 stories up, is it better to have a 95% chance of a parachute working or jump onto an invisible stunt-mans pad? Zac and Spencer play HORROR OR NOT which is a game where they try to identify if a movie title and its synopsis is real or made up by Troy. They finish the episode with their DRAFT of “the worst future inventions part 3”. This was a fun draft that your friends and family should hear. Share this episode with someone that has a vowel in their name!
On this episode of The Thought Dawgs Podcast, the guys start off by answering the QUESTION OF THE WEAK, “Who gets the armrests in the Movie Theater?” and “Why isn’t it illegal to use the handicap stalls in restrooms?”. In THIS OR THAT?? they choose between “never needing to sleep” and “never waiting”. Which would you choose? They cover an old but good segment called ARE YOU MORE OR LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A STUDENT IN HIS OR HER FIFTH YEAR OF PUBLIC EDUCATION? Clearly, an original segment never thought of before! They finish the episode with their DRAFT which is “the worst saying to have on a t-shirt”. Like the podcast and share it with your friends and family. “OOOOOOkay!!!”
On this episode of The Thought Dawgs Podcast, the guys play their favorite segment MYSTERY BOX where one lucky dawg strikes gold! They talk about their newest sponsor the EZ Clean Gloves. In the segment THIS OR THAT??some of the guys are swimming with piranhas and others will be living as cavemen. They play the game PANTS ON FIRE where they find out that Troy may be using trickery with some of his “facts”. Spencer, Zac, and Karsten push Troy to his limits with their picks for the DRAFT of “the best excuses when being pulled over for speeding.” Thank you for all your support, and make sure to share this with your friends, family, and neighbors! Everyone needs a little more “ Thought Dawg” in them!
This week's episode was a blast! They started off with MYSTERY BOX which almost killed our guest Robbie. The Thought Dawgs have a new SPONSOR, which left the guys speechless. They talk about which cereal mascot they would NOT want to have hunt them down in theQUESTION OF THE WEAK. In the segment called, THIS OR THAT??they are trying to decide the most desirable outcomes. Is the “power to arrest anyone for any reason” better than “a remote that can shut off any vehicle on the road and put them into a ‘time out’ for ten minutes”? Let us know which one you would choose. They play the game HORROR OR NOT, which is a competition for Spencer and Robbie to determine if the title of a horror movie, given by Troy, is an actual movie or made entirely up. They finish the episode with their DRAFT of “things you shouldn’t lick”. If you guys like the podcast, share it with your friends, family, and strangers! Thank you so much!
The Thought Dawgs are once again talking about “turds”. In one way or another, you can count on these guys to make a “solid” joke about poop. They play the game MYSTERY BOX and find a wonderful surprise in the box this week. In the segment THIS OR THAT??, they are asked if being trapped in a room full of 100,000 mosquitoes is worse than 1,000 gerbils. Which would you choose? They also play a fun game called HORROR OR NOT. Troy has found ten absolutely ridiculous horror movies and Spencer and Karsten try to identify if they are real or if Troy is just trying to bamboozle them. They finish the episode with their DRAFT of “things that you would not want to be dropped onto your head”. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING! SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
On this episode of the Thought Dawgs Podcast, the guys talk about the differences between Jelly, Jam, and Marmalades. If you think you’ll get a straight answer from these goons, you'll need to think again. In THIS OR THAT??segment, they talk about the possibilities of a big toe replacing your nose or noses replacing your big toes. They also found a magical dog and horse. You’ll have to listen to see what their powers are! They played a “dumb” game (according to Spencer who refused to play the game seriously) called FRIEN-EMIES. They finished the episode with a DRAFT of “the best animals on a deserted island”. Which animals would you like to have on your island if you went missing?? If you enjoy what we are doing, please share this with a friend!
IT IS THE BIG 50!! The Thought Dawgs have given you a longer episode today. They are covering this week a new segment called MYSTERY BOX, while also giving you some of your favorite segments; QUESTION OF THE WEAK, THIS OR THAT??, PANTS ON FIRE, and NEW WORD ON THE BLOCK. They fight to their “expiration date” in today’s DRAFT: “The best items found in a grocery store to terminate the others.” THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! Share the podcast with your friends because we want to make their Mondays better OR ruin someone's Monday. We’re happy either way! Thank you all for your support, get ready for some sweet merch!
The Thought Dawgs have once again put together an episode that will make you laugh and make you question their sanity. They discuss the difference between Spilled, Dripped, and Leaked. You will quickly find out that you’ll have to look elsewhere to find an actual answer. Rap battles to solve problems, throwing up Slurpees, and free-falling from 15 feet after you teleport anywhere are only a few options on today’s THIS or THAT?? They also play a new game called, “What a Tool” where Zac and Spencer try to identify tools that may be used around your home or in the shop. They finish with their DRAFT, “The best places to take a nap”. They could have chosen anywhere, but only a few places were selected. Do you agree with what they picked? Let us know on Instagram!
On today’s episode, Troy, Zac, and Spencer talk about Taco Bell burritos versus Victorian Children. Who would win? They also have partnered with a non-profit organization, Loving Limbs, to raise money to remove all children's arms and legs and replace them with “replaceable” limbs. The Thought Dawgs also talk about mind-reading wives and fighting aliens with pool noodles and/or squirt guns. They discuss important solutions to problems like, how to deal with adults who cut in line. I’ll give you a hint; public shaming seems to solve many life problems. They finish with their draft of “the best food items to come out of the microwave”. Is melted chocolate MORE desirable than chicken nuggets out of the microwave? Let us know what you think on our Instagram! Share the podcast with your friends. Caution: Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this podcast!
Aliens invade The Thought Dawgs Podcast!! In this week's “Breaking News” The Thought Dawgs talk about the Las Vegas UFO sightings and alien encounters. The guys cover a segment called “Thought Dawgs Official Rankings” where they covered “Best Sports”. You may be surprised by their “Official” list. They also cover some “This or That??” questions like “Which is superior to have; Elderly wisdom or toddler energy?” They also cover “New Word On The Block” which is a game where Brennon and Zac are trying to guess which word HAS NOT been adding to the dictionary. The Thought Dawgs finish the episode with their “Draft,” which is “The worst times to get into a fight”. Are you brave enough to clock Mickey Mouse at Disneyland? Let us know on Instagram!
On this episode of The Thought Dawgs Podcast, for “QUESTION OF THE WEAK” they are asked which they prefer; a warm toilet seat or a cold one. Zac gives a controversial response to this question! They cover their segment “THIS OR THAT??” which leaves them hot and licking up their food from the floor. If given enough time, could Spencer and Zac repair the Titanic? Zac and Spencer play a new game called “PROPERLY IMPROPER” which has them guess definitions of words they have never heard of before. Did you know any of the words from the game? The guys finish the episode with their “DRAFT” of “The best camping/road trip snacks”. What is the best snack YOU take onto the road? Let us know!
On this episode of the Thought Dawgs Troy and Spencer talk about a new sponsor that makes others feel more important than they probably should. They also cover the segment “THIS OR THAT??” which has them wondering how fast a cheetah could do “the worm”. Spencer plays a new game called “NEW WORD ON THE BLOCK” where he is trying to determine which words are in the dictionary and which words are entirely “whopsicle”. For the Thought Dawgs' “DRAFT”, they are drafting the fixins that make a perfect hamburger. Which is superior on a hamburger; bacon or cheese? What would you like to hear from us? Silence? Let us know on Instagram!
In this episode, you learn a new word that you didn’t know you needed, “scornt”. The Thought Dawgs ask “Can child actors go into the adult-rated movies if they were in them?” for “QUESTION OF THE WEAK”. Spoiler alert, they don’t know! During “THIS OR THAT??” They converse about the positive effects of giving sarcastic awards to your coworkers to improve productivity, such as the “Least Productive” award and the “Late Again” award. They also play a new game called “BOOK OR NOT” where they try and identify which children's books are real and which ones are completely bogus. They finish with their “DRAFT” of “the worst things to find at your door after the doorbell rings” which eventually leads to Spencer breaking reality once again. If you liked the episode, please share it with your friends and family! If you didn’t, share it with your enemies!
Spook Dawgs MAYHEM has begun! !!! LISTER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!! We are talking about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction case. What happened to Betty and Barney Hill while they were traveling through the White Mountains of New Hampshire? Is their story creditable? Could they have made up their whole story? Listen to find out!
On this episode, for the QUESTION OF THE WEAK, you will hear the guys talk about ‘the worst things that could be said during wedding vows’. The guys come up with ridiculous answers, making you wonder how their wives put up with them. They cover their segment THIS OR THAT, which may lead you to take a ‘23 in me’ DNA test. You don’t want to tear down that family tree! They have a new segment that is trivial, the name may be too long to put here but listen and you hear what it is. The Thought Dawgs end the episode with a DRAFT of ‘the worst things that could happen on your wedding day’. Make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter. Enjoy the episode!
The Thought Dawgs answer the QUESTION OF THE WEAK in this episode “Why do we only see one image when we have two eyes?” which they explain so very well! They also have a BIG new sponsor that seems to affect everyone living creature on earth. They also cover the segment THIS OR THAT and quickly find out how gross toenails really are, especially when they are in your food. They cover a new segment called SNOWBALL EFFECT which takes all of their lived experiences and creates a snowball of either happiness or crap! The subject for them today was “Worst Dating Experiences”. They finish the episode with a classic DRAFT which was “The worst things to say to your wife when she goes into labor”. Please DO NOT say these things to your wife… unless it is for science, then we would love to hear how your experience!
The Thought Dawgs cover some fun INTERNET WINS; Butter Crocs and LARPing crime scenes! The Thought Dawgs discuss some fun questions during THIS OR THAT. They also play one of their favorite games, PANTS ON FIRE. Will Zac and Spencer be able to beat the Evil Leader Troy? Find out! They also do a fun DRAFT which is about “the worst future inventions for camping”. Tons of LOLs! Make sure you are following this podcast and sharing it with your friends. Trust me, they need it!
On today’s episode, The guys talk about some of Troy’s “Intrusive Thoughts” which left him questioning his mental state and whether he may need to seek help. They also covered the segment THIS OR THAT which is basically a Thought Dawgs version of would you rather… They also do their favorite segment called PANTS ON FIRE which is a trivia game. Let us know how you did with these questions. They finished with their DRAFT which was “Phrases that would cause you to be concerned about Grandma if she had them embroidered on a decor pillow”. Let us know who you thought won today’s draft and make sure you follow the Thought Dawgs across all platforms!
In today’s episode, The Thought Dawgs talk about some recent work stories that make them question humanity! They also introduce a new sponsor “Quiet Tape” which may help you maintain long-lasting family relationships. Act quickly, so you don’t miss their sale by the year 2027! The Thought Dawgs cover some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions. They also had a fun DRAFT which was “the best fictional characters to get you through high school”. Let us know who you thought won the draft on Spotify or Instagram. Thanks for the listen!
Hey guys and gals, this is the best of episode #28, or what we consider some of our best content. This could be regarded as our sample episode to share with your friends. Enjoy the fun!
In today’s episode, Troy tells the story of “The Great Cookie Debacle of ‘23” which leaves the guys needing some Crumbl cookies. They discuss some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions that may have you questioning buying those 2 dollar bills online or if you should get your friend fired from work (but only ‘cause it’s a prank). The Thought Dawgs play START, BENCH, CUT which may leave some of their family members sitting ground for life and leaves us wondering if John Wick is better than Chuck Norse. They finish the episode with their DRAFT of the “Best ways to humanely torture someone”. Pre-chewed food or “It’s a Small World” Disneyland ride? Listen to find out what they thought was worse!
On today’s episode, Troy promised to get us the answer to “how many strawberries does it take to crush a tortoise?”. It may be more or less than what you are thinking. They also discuss some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions that may leave you hopping or deep lunging around your neighborhood. They also play THAT MOVIE GAME which is a new segment that Zac and Spencer compete to see who knows how best to sum up movies in the worst way possible. The Thought Dawgs finish the episode with their DRAFT; worst events or things to bring your mother to. We’d love to hear from you on Spotify or any of our social media platforms! Enjoy the episode!
The Thought Dawgs discuss a problem that Troy has had his entire life. Food. How does one melt chocolate? And why does rice taste so much better when someone else makes it? Spencer plays REVIEW REVIEW and finds out that the yodeling pickle is a lot more famous than he realized. They discuss some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions that lead to a fun debate about “Indian Burns” and “Noogies”. They finish their episode with their DRAFT: The worst moments to hear someone say “oops”. Go follow the Thought Dawgs on social media!
In this episode, The Thought Dawgs ask for QUESTION OF THE WEEK; How many seagulls have to be in your home before you start to believe that someone is planting them? Spencer is a contestant on PANTS ON FIRE to see if he can correctly find the falsehoods in Troy’s “facts”. They also cover a segment called HOW MANY which leads them to question how many strawberries it would take to crush a turtle. These types of questions are called “soul questions” which must be answered by a professional. These hooligans finish off the episode with their DRAFT of ‘the best cartoon characters to help take over the world’. Enjoy the madness!
The Thought Dawgs discuss the QUESTION OF THE WEEK; what are the most beautiful sounds in our universe? They have some fun WOULD YOU RATHER questions which make Troy and Spencer consider taking punches from professional boxers and taking candy from babies. The Thought Dawgs try a segment called START, BENCH, CUT which is a popular segment on the internet right now. They finish the episode with a DRAFT of the BEST sauces. Which sauce is your favorite? Let us know on our Instagram and Twitter!
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Welcome to another fantastic episode! The Thought Dawgs call out Utah drivers and explain their frustration with incompetent drivers. The guys start off the episode with the game REVIEW REVIEW; a multiple-choice game that leaves them finding the real “product review”. They cover the popular segment WOULD YOU RATHER which causes a stunning debate on which form of endless money would they choose. They finish off the episode with a draft; worst times to be turned into a stick of butter. Getting sucked out of an airplane toilet? How about walking down the streets of Arizona… IN THE SUMMER!? Thanks for your support!
The Thought Dawgs are at it again! This episode has it all: Zombie Sloths and Vampire Turtles. What more could you ask for in a podcast? The Thought Dawgs QUESTION OF THE WEEK was “did you know that before ‘was’ was ‘was’, ‘was’ was ‘is’? The Thought Dawgs cover some mind-bending, thought-provoking, life-changing questions in their WOULD YOU RATHER segment. In WHAT'S THE NEWS they play a game where Zac and Spencer have to find the correct news headline and there are some doozies. In The Thought Dawgs DRAFT, they are time-traveling back to the 1500s and are taking a bunch of goodies with them. What are THE best items to take back to that mid-evil time period? Make sure to follow The Thought Dawgs so you don’t miss an episode!
On today’s episode, The Thought Dawgs discuss potential ways to improve personal hygiene with the QUESTION OF THE WEEK. They delve into the HOW MANY?? segment and asks the age-old question; how many 5-year-olds would it take to “take out” an Emperor Penguin? They also have some fun WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS that leave them thinking that a “super buff” wife may be handy! Does our (men) very existence upset the wife? Find out on the DRAFT today; “things men do that upset their wives”. If you have enjoyed the Thought Dawgs Podcast, follow them, download the episodes, and share them with your friends!
In this strangely titled episode, we learn about Spencer’s geese family/pack and what lengths they’d go to be by his side in his final moments. They also discuss on today’s QUESTION OF THE WEEK which zoo animal they believe they could take down. The Thought Dawgs play another round of REVIEW REVIEW and learn that Troy does not proofread any of his show notes. They also cover the segment HOW MANY?? This also gives them a false sense of reality and where they believe in themselves a little too much. They finish their episode with a DRAFT of “Worst moments/times/places to be turned into an elephant”. Lots of laughing and very little learning. If you are enjoying The Thought Dawgs Podcast, make sure to share with a friend and download the next episode!
In this episode, Spencer shares ANOTHER Subway story. Troy talks about his “old man” coin-hunting obsession. Troy also shares a new segment called “Hero of the Week” proving that humanity can be saved! The Thought Dawgs played “How Many?”. This led to a heated debate if a human could “knock out” a bull and if mice could take down a lion. The Thought Dawgs also played “Review Review”, which is a segment where they find funny online reviews and try and match them to the correct product. Lastly, they did a “Draft”: Worst future inventions. So many fun laughs and good times. If you’re having fun with us, make sure to follow and download the episodes!
This was an EXCELLENT episode! Troy discovers that peaches and cheddar cheese are NOT complimentary. The Thought Dawgs discuss which animal would be the best to run the world and also the worst. They converse about some funny would you rather questions that may leave your backs untouched by Chiropractors. They also talk about the funniest reviews that they have found on the internet in their Review Review segment. The Thought Dawgs Draft today is the best petty revenge attacks you may attempt on your enemy. If you are enjoying the Thought Dawgs content, make sure you are downloading the episodes and share with your friends, family, or Chiropractors!
On this episode of The Thought Dawgs podcast, the gang gives a huge shout-out to those who have been listening. The Thought Dawgs ask who they would take to torture on an island until they, themselves, expire. They do the popular segment “would you rather” which leads to an ethical dilemma; for science, should Mr. Beast have a 10,000 third-grader army fight 2 silver-back gorillas? They have a new segment called “In Reality” which has the Thought Dawgs discuss plot holes and reality checks on popular family movies. They finish their episode with a Draft of the worst animals to take into space. If you love the episode, share it with a friend. If you hate it, share it with your enemies!
The Thought Dawgs take on a new sponsor that may give you peace of mind for your New Year’s resolution. They also do the Canceled segment, where they cancel some of the worst resolutions people take on at the New Year. They have a new segment called, Review Review, where Spencer goes over funny reviews, and Troy and Zac have to guess what the product is. The Thought Dawg’s Draft is “worst things to procrastinate”. Give us a follow and we may send you, your very own vile of Thought Dawg Soup!
Troy talks about the amazing Christmas Miracle that he and his family experienced. The Thought Dawgs cover a new segment called Way Back When. They spotlight Troy as seen through his second-grade craft book; a compilation of his art, his work, and his written books. The Thought Dawgs learn that even though Troy has matured physically, he may still be mentally in second grade. The Thought Dawgs do the segment WWTTDD (What Would The Thought Dawgs Do) and find out that some people on the internet cannot be helped. Is it possible to train a turtle? They finish the episode with a Draft; which items are the worst to “double-dip” or reuse.
The Thought Dawgs discuss what is their favorite Christmas movies. They also bring up some fun festive Would You Rather questions. They also play the game, Pants on Fire to see if any can ever beat Troy at his own game. They finish the episode with a Christmas Draft; The best things about the Christmas season. Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy this fun festive episode!
The Thought Dawgs are fully embracing the Christmas Spirit by introducing a new segment called Holiday Hits. Zac and Spencer go head-to-head to find out who knows their Christmas songs. The Thought Dawgs cover some fun Holiday would you rather questions. Two of the Thought Dawgs decide that being “Overlord Christmas” is the better option. The Thought Dawgs Draft: Worst gifts to give your wife on Christmas. Give us a follow on Instagram or Twitter! Enjoy this Christmas episode!
The Thought Dawgs discuss an invaluable tip of the week, reminding all humans that they are not fish. They have a new segment called, Is It a Cult? Is there a cult-like mentality around Thank You cards? Of course! The Thought Dawgs discuss some fun holiday would-you-rather questions that may spoil Christmas for those little ones. In today's episode, The Thought Dawgs draft the best pizza toppings. This draft idea was sent in by one of our followers, Jaizz. If you have fun ideas that you would like us to talk about, DM us on our Instagram page! We’d love to hear your ideas!
The Thought Dawgs are at it again with a fun episode! What would be some of the most embarrassing things that could occur when being detained by the police? Find out the hack that will forever change how you order your sandwiches from Subway. The Thought Dawgs discuss the important Would You Rather questions that may have you twerking at your grandpa’s funeral. Troy can stay undefeated with a win in this week’s Pants On Fire segment, but can he do it? The Draft today is the best excuse to avoid someone else’s important event. These guys share all their secrets on how to avoid any event you may want to miss. Give these guys a follow if you enjoy this episode!
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Mustache Zac came back and things are about to get hairy! The Thought Dawgs talk about how disappointing it is to have either diarrhea on your day off or carrot cake at someone else’s birthday party. The Thought Dawgs converse about things that may not be that annoying at first but when compared to other things, there may be a clear choice on what is Most Annoying. WWTTDD (What Would The Thought Dawgs Do?) comes back with advice from our totally real listeners! The Thought Dawgs Drafttoday is; Things you should NEVER say to your wife when she is already upset. These guys are going to be in the Dawg-house after their wives hear what they would absolutely never say.
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The Thought Dawgs discuss on today’s episode their favorite and least favorite conspiracy theories. They dabble in some morewould you ratherquestions that leave them questioning if hoards of cats following you around for a month is a better opinion than breaking both legs. The Thought Dawgs have “uncanceled” the Canceled segment! They have chosen their top three items that will be canceled for the good of all humanity. The Thought Dawgs Draft: Worst alternatives to toilet paper. You might be surprised by what these weirdos come up with!
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On this episode, The Thought Dawgs go “green” by recycling some of The Lost Episode’s Would You Rather questions. Would you rather beat up elderly folks or children?? You’re going to be a monster regardless! They do a fun Pants on Fire segment with some helpful power-ups to see if Spencer can answer the questions right. They finish the episode by drafting the best alternatives for toilet paper.
In this spooky Halloween episode, someone learns that your belly button should be cleaned regularly. Spooky! The Thought Dawgs discuss what is a Legendary Bigfoot, where they may live, and the history of the creature. They talk about the stories behind “The Foot”, what physical evidence scientists have identified, and the probabilities of the existence of the creatures. We come to a conclusion on whether “Bigfoot” exists or doesn’t. Find out on this episode! Let us know if you guys would like to hear more about these spooky topics!
The Spook Dawgs discuss which places they’d hate to be alone. Scary Forest, middle of the ocean, and more! They then dive into Skinwalker Ranch! The history of the curse that was placed on the area where the ranch currently stands; The Skinwalker curse. They talk about the lore of the Skinwalker and the crazy stories that have been reported from this cursed ranch. So many spooks in this episode. Listen if you dare!
How does an experienced hunter and wilderness survivalist teacher go missing without a trace not far into the woods? He doesn't... or at least he shouldn't. The Spook Dawgs cover the bizarre missing case of Thomas Messick. Thomas Messick spent his whole life hunting, fishing, and even teaching wilderness survival classes. Thomas, his son, and a few lifelong family friends went out for a quick hunt which quickly escalated into a “search and rescue” mission. The pieces just don’t seem to add up.
Once again, we have Spencer trying to break all rules in ALL the segments in today's episode! The Thought Dawgs discuss Would You Rather questions and debate if you are able to physically leave your home if you cannot physically leave your home. They bring back theYou’re The Liar segment. Does Queen Elizabeth II’s cow really sleep on waterbeds? These crazy guys finish with a Draft: Best natural disasters to destroy each other's home. Who do you think wins the draft?
It’s that time of the year when everyone starts starting about spooky stuff, including the Thought Dawgs. Today, they are back at it again with their newest sponsor “Baby BlastOff: The First Energy Drink for Babies”. These hooligans answer some spooky would you rather questions and discuss scary situations in the WWTTDD segments. The Thought Dawgs draft is; the scariest things you may see outside your window at night. You might even LOL while listening!
The Thought Dawgs are at it again! They introduce their newest sponsor “Nighty Night”: A solution for those pesky kids. They go over some fun would you rather questions like; would you rather be a tree or a lame bird? You’re A Liar segment is back. Tune in to see if they finally defeat Troy in today’s episode. Lastly, the Thought Dawgs draft is, Worst Superpowers Part II: The Revenge of The Dawgs.
This is NOT an episode, but a tribute to the greatest episode that will forever be lost to poor technology. Troy, Spencer, and Zac discuss more of the most horrific tragedies of the 21st century: the loss of the real Episode #12. The Thought Dawgs have two eulogies of the fellow pack. They discuss some great would you rather questions. These Thought Dawgs cover the new segment called Exposed (don’t make this weird). Today’s draft is “things you need to be a real cowboy”.
The Thought Dawgs start off by discussing potential names for their listeners. Have you ever wondered how you could bombproof a horse? The Thought Dawgs have found an answer for you! In this episode, they discuss some fun would you rather questions. The Thought Dawgs also go over a new segment Canceled. Cancel culture is coming for everyone and the Thought Dawgs are going to participate in canceling lame societal norms. The Thought Dawgs draft is: If you fell for a high distance, what items would be BEST to fall into?
These hooligans are back at it again with some ridiculous “would you rather…” questions. The Thought Dawgs discuss the actual concept of what it means to be elderly. The guys once again face off with Troy on today’s segment “You're a Liar”. The Thought Dawgs draft “Worst Superpowers” and it leaves them in tears!
The Thought Dawgs go over the rules of the draft for, none other, than Spencer. Is a corndog a sucker or a lollypop? What is it? Listen to what these guys have to say it! There is a new segment called “Exposed” which has many of them questioning their friendships. The Thought Dawgs' draft “Best Fictional Weapons” also leads them to question their friendships.
Great Value Kool-aid Man makes his debut. The Thought Dawgs answer “Would you rather…” questions. Which is superior; Endless french fries or endless chocolate milk? Spencer and Karsten are up to the difficult task of defeating Troy in the segment “You’re The Liar”. Do they pull off a win? The Thought Dawgs draft: worst things to hear before falling asleep.
The Thought Dawgs take a trip down memory lane and share some spooky experiences that have happened to them. Skin-walkers, ghosts, and little girls in white dresses. Listen to the episode… if you dare!
The Thought Dawgs ask the age-old question: “Would you rather have a harry tongue or bald slimy head?” and many other questions. Do you have a friend that says “LOL” instead of LOL’ing? Do not worry, they guys have answers and tips on how to best help those friends. What items could BEST replace your fingers? Listen to the Thought Dawgs Draft to see what the guys come up with!
The Thought Dawgs come out swinging in this episode! They go over some critically important “would you rather…” questions. Does unlimited money come with a toll? They play the game “You’re The Liar” which leaves them with more questions than answers. The draft in this episode hits too close to home for one of the Thought Dawgs.
The Thought Dawgs discuss the importance of personal hygiene and cleanliness of bodily functions. They cover some funny “would you rather…” questions which lead to even funnier responses. Ever wondered how many chickens it would take to take down an elephant? The Thought Dawgs discuss this and other fun online questions. Which items would be the worst to throw away? Find out what they said in today's draft!
The Thought Dawgs introduce two new segments to their show. In the first segment, they are presented with some of the most difficult questions that the internet can provide. In the second segment, they play the game “You’re a liar” with fun and unusual facts. They finish the episode with a draft: “Worst items to find in your restaurant soup”**.
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Spencer is with us to read his own Eulogy. The Thought Dawgs go over some fun "would you rather" questions. Endless pain or working with a vegan? Funny bathroom stories at Disneyland, The Happiest Place "to go" on Earth! Cartoons will be facing off in the fun draft.
The Thought Dawgs share a message about Zach (Gorilla-Arms) Ludacris. The Thought Dawgs discuss a poopy situation! They discuss "would you rather" questions and talk about potential sticky situations they may find themselves in. The draft is "the most important items to have while stranded on an island".
The Thought Dawgs have a discussion about the appropriate time to have "potty talk" or when NOT to have these conversations. Should elderly people have driver's licenses? Troy tells about a poopy cabin trip story with his friends years ago. The Thought Dawgs draft the most important body parts to have during a zombie apocalypse.