2 Blokes 1 Jug are a couple of sauced up country fellas bringing you everything from sport, day to day life, pub tales and a place where we can all come together and have a laugh mainly at our expense. Open up your ear holes and let us in, or not, leave that one up to you. Let's get it
New Episode, New Intro, New Ads, Same Old Shit.
Join the Boys in the Latest Fight-Back Against Vegan Restaurant Protestors, the Latest Up-Date on the Upcoming Gerogery Hotel Comedy Night, and All Manner of Jokes and Limericks to Take with You to Share at Work.
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The Boys are back with the first sports episode since coverage of the Mighty Penrith Panthers Three-Peat.
Bringing you the latest in how Pat dogged the boys against New Zealand, coverage of the AFL opening round and why it's shit, opening round of the NRL, and another recap on how bad Mike Tyson will end Jake Paul.
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Another couple week hiatus has brought the boys back better than ever.
From oral fellatio on a fruit bat, 4 businesses of the week, a miracle on paper from Banjo, and a last-minute news story from the boss.
Hope you enjoy the 1h 20m episode, packed out with at least 30 minutes of uncontained laughter from the boys.
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Jimmy has been struck down by the spicy cough, which has created the perfect opportunity to release our bonus episode. Going back through our first 58 episodes took some time and effort, so we hope you enjoy the 2h 20m of laughs.
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Find your 10mm sockets ladies and gentle, Schwarz Motors Mechanical are looking for their 1st apprentice, but while you're lodging your application, you may as well listen in to the boy's weekly dramas, see Jimmy get folded harder than ever before with some fresh new limericks, and take a lesson in how to take down an internet keyboard warrior.
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After what has apparently been a month between episodes, the boys are back and firing harder than ever, even turning up with pre-prepared jokes and limericks.
So, hold on to your hats, and let's get it.
Apparently a lot has given the boys the shits this week. From global warming and cost of living, to Taylor Swift and OnlyFans models. Don't fear though, Jimmy has a joke for you to take to school, and Beno wrote a limerick in record time for your listening pleasure.
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Coming into 2024 like Subway Jared coming into the the Div 12 Ressies, Forgotten Celebrities half time water bottles.Happy to start the New Year with more quality rubbish for all you deviants and connoisseurs of shit talk.Let's Get It.
After a two-week hiatus with harvest and a runny bum, the boys are back. Tune in for more Home and Away like drama on the softball field, News and a couple of ring in scenarios. Good to be back, let's get it.
Beno upsets the local softball league, Jimmy's swerving at cars from the safety of his farm machinery, drugged-up hippos are running-a-muck in Columbia, the Government cops another serve, and another business joins the ranks amongst "Business of the Week."
Strap-in, coz this blew-out to a long one...you're welcome.
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Blokes get into it on a Saturday, episodes will be a bit sporadic as harvest is into full swing . Thank you for your ongoing support
From stories of indecency from another Florida man, to live chats with Banjo, and call-ins from the Bomber, this episode has something for everyone from the No#6 rated podcast in the world.
Thank God for Mariafe and Taliqua for keeping the Australian Sporting dream alive, the boys talk sauce on savs, what the weather temp "feels" like, spin some jokes and return the the USA for this week's news. Benno announces his upcoming stand-up comedy debut, as long as it doesn't clash with Nuts Across the Nation, so strap-in for another episode of beers and BS.
Both GF's are done for another year, so enjoy our final sport episode for the time being, but we'll still be as regular on a Thursday as Jimmy was in Bali. Let's Get It.
The fellas have recovered from the big half century bash with Benno full of Wodongareah. Banjos poo antics are discussed as well as anything shit talk related.
We are all very grateful for the support.
Don't forget to give the blokes 5 stars in the spotify reviews to help spread their nonsense.
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The boys have made it to episode 50, and to celebrate, recorded over a few stubbies and roast on the spit in the Bombers backyard, so prepare for some audience participation. Thanks again to our sponsors and continued listeners (new and old) for sticking by us, here's to the next 50, and remember...its a jungle out there.
From professional ballooning to lawn darts, the boys cover everything whilst knowing nothing.
While Jimmy is in Bali, with a fresh Nair/Veet cut around his doot, chasing ladyboys and using ass hoses, Benno was going to be flying solo until Banjo stepped in.
Another Thursday Shit talk and that's exactly what you get. Jimmy has stripper memories whilst the boys offer to chip in for a golden shower. News of the week is a bit rough and all your usual segments rolled in.
Don't forget to give the boys 5 star reviews on spotify to help spread their name. Enjoy
Good ol conspiracy theory is back, as well as a new segment . Plus the boys give you the general shit talk in which they are tertiary qualified for.
Yes , another multi get's up. Jimmy explains why there was no shit talk Thursday episode last week. Minimal sport is covered.
Matilda's are through to the semis for the first ever time!!! Another, yes, another sure thing multi gets up.
This episode gets weird.....again. Jimmy and Benno cover the week that was, hang some crap on millennials, get some calls in from the audience on the Your Shout Line, hang some more crap on Lizzo and just clear some heads with a few belly laughs at our expense.
Tuesday sports episodes again proving our stats don't match up to reality. Matildas on the other hand are having a crack
Jimmy returns from his trip down to the oasis of Australia, Dandenong. Boys have got some stories this week. Strap on in.
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Another conspiracy thrown out to the masses, banjo writes in , the japanese are at it again and Benno let's it rip on Tool of the Week.
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Off the back of winning both multis last week, again, the boys give you 2 more for the weekend.
Tune in for Sh*t Talk Thursday. The boys talk bedroom gummy bear kinks, kardashians on ecstasy, banjo being a hermit and jokes and limericks. They also lay out a challenge to the listeners to win a beanie .
Bit going on in the world of sport. Covering a few other sports the boys have no idea about
Quick catch up on some sport and then straight into some dribble. Bennos back, recovered from dressing down a team mate
Extra short sports episode this week as Benno has come down with a sore throat from abusing team mates on the weekend. Cop a Sure Thing Multi
The boys are in the trenches again after a big night winnig trivia at the Walla Walla Bowls club. Episodes scttered but the boys still turn up. Enjoy, or not , leave that one up to you.
The boys are back for Shit Talk Thursday. Jimmy & Benno discuss all things poo, mixed in with the history of bread and of course a whole lot of dribble.
Take your mind off things and let the fellas give you a laugh, you deserve it.
Benno & Jimmy are back after a couple weeks break to cover some sport in a different way. Don't forget to follow us on this platform and our socials to know when the next episode drops. Let's Get It
Jimmy & Benno get into some weird stuff on this Sh*t Talk Thursday/Friday. Building up to origin, the boys are in fine form this week. Get involved and give them a bell on 0411369775
As the boys are wounded from a big night they go into battle for you all. Banjo crosses the line , few listeners get a call up and the boys have a good ol belly laugh. Jetting off to magic round
Sh*t Talk Thursday. Benno has split his chin open trying to headbutt a hockey ball , the boys talk inventions that haven't been invented yet, a bloke that's been passing on his ex wife's grave for years . Banjo's Limerick, jokes , legends, turds. Just your usual dribble to get you through your Thursday. Let's get it
Sh*t Talk Thursday.
Jimmy has done a number on himself and his wife explains the antics of the night before. Benno gets stuck into cyclists. Banjo has written in with some marvellous content. Legend of the week is our best yet.
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Couple of new sports covered , as well as NRL & AFL. Sure thing multi and an additional should do multi. The boys are on a roll
Sh*t Talk Thursday is just that. Jimmy & Benno talk about animal sex acts of course, a naughty vicar, jokes, a disgusting Limerick and much much more. Let's get it
Nothing better than a manly flogging!!! We cover the week that was in NRL and AFL and throw up a 4 leg multi for the punters
Sh*t talk Thursday !! Jimmy and Benno delve into everything and nothing. Grab a beer and enjoy
If you want to listen to Jimmy call every team he doesn't like sh*t, then this is the episode for you. Benno's got some fact nuggets, we celebrate our multi win and put up another for the punters. We give very bias coverage of the AFL and NRL.
This week's sh*t talk is exactly that. Jimmy and Benno talk Hollywood, we know , what would they know about Hollywood, turns out not a lot , surprised?Jokes , Limerick and weird news all up in this episode. Get around it , or not, leave that one up to you
Footy is back!!!!! Jimmy and Benno are up an about after the Bombers win. Bit of cricket covered and NRL , however mainly AFL covered . Plus the boys remember to give you the sure thing multi of the week. Lets get it
Exploding bees balls, ivf gigolo business, John Farnhams penis chin. We delve into the important stuff in this Sh*t Talk Thursday. Join Jimmy and Benno for a well deserved laugh. You have earnt it
First of many sports focused episodes. We will deliver 1 every Tuesday as well as our normal Thursday fun sh*t talk about everything and anything.
In this episode we cover cricket, NRL and AFL. With multiple others thrown in as well. Get around it!!
This week we dabble in a little bit of sport around the traps. We also discuss how hung ducks are and also try and figure out why monks are on meth. Open up your earholes and let us in , or not , leave that one up to you. Let's get it
After bunging one on the night before for Jimmy's sons birthday, the boys trudge through the mud to deliver this week's episode. Covering the antics from the night, some sport, heap of laughs and a surprise for the future of the podcast. Join the army and come to battle. Don't forget to give us a five star rating up the top of spotify and applepodcasts, it helps us to deliver more. Let's get it
Boys are a bit wounded from the night before , however they battle through and deliver some sport , a bloke who became a goat and some quality laughs . Let's get it
Make your way through the sports, then hold onto your knickers for some weird stuff. Definitely our best yet . Share it around and let's get it
This week we cover everything from fires to tennis to cricket to gaining our first sponsor. Come have a laugh with us
Hold onto your toupee!! Sport-check, fun-check, gangland into gangbang-check, Oprah reference-check. Disclaimer= a gremlin messed with our audio so we retrieved it from our video, the content was too pure to repeat, deal with it or don't, leave that one up to you. Let's get it
Couple NSW fellas spinning some sport and the adventures from Bennos 30th. Let's Get It