AutoTalk: Recent Episodes
Ethan Wait and Mason Haddock
Welcome to AutoTalk, where everything is artificial and nothing is intelligent! Join us as two friends are put through the wringer of conversation topics chosen by an unpredictable AI. From the mundane to the bizarre, no topic is off limits as we explore every corner of the AI's mind. It's an automated adventure you won't want to miss!
On this episode of AutoTalk: Ethan, Mason, and Otto are joined by Sam to discuss utensil-themed rock bands and the anxieties of yesteryear. Tomorrow is another day.
On this episode of AutoTalk: Otto Joins the Battle! Follow Ethan, Mason, and Otto into the ring as 24 (AI-generated) fictional characters fight to the death. Who will come out on top? This one's sure to get you thanking Sam Phister.
On this episode of AutoTalk: Ethan, Mason, and Otto discuss their deepest fears - which, uh, they definitely don't actually have. Schizoposting abounds. This one's sure to ( ( IT"S ALL A LIE ) ) .
On this episode of AutoTalk: Mason, Ethan, and Otto return, exposing themselves and their most embarrassing moments for all the world to see. Also... travel along with them to Wisconsin for some (fascinating?) discussions about food drives. This one's sure to make you urinate in public.
On this episode of AutoTalk: Ethan, Mason, and Otto discover the potential hazards of jetpacks, the origins of cryptid mythology, and transportation options for zombies. You'll like this one. Probably.
On this episode of AutoTalk: Mason, Ethan, and Otto are joined by a very special guest! Together with Andrea, they consider the usefulness of glass body parts, the number of stuffed animals they've killed, and what could be done with the world's largest sheet of paper. It's sure to chisel your jawline.
On this episode of AutoTalk: Ethan, Mason, and Otto investigate creative uses for old pillows, the flavors of canned beans, and the themes and symbolism in the 2006 classic, Over the Hedge. This one's about drive, it's about power - we stay hungry, we devour.
On this next episode of AutoTalk: Mason, Ethan, and Otto explore the worlds of cereal, facial hair, and nasal hygiene. It's bound to put some hair on your upper lip.
On this first episode of AutoTalk: Ethan, Mason, and Otto discuss the strangest possible sandwich combination. It's sure to put the octopus salami in your bread bowl.