RETRO MOVIE REVIEW: Recent Episodes

Steve Scott

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Released in 1942.

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This episode is being rebroadcast at the request of Joanie B., who recently saw "The Manster" on CometTV.
Here you are, JB!
Enjoy!

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A sky as crooked as a politician.

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I thought it was a documentary about the Cubs!

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There outta be a law!

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No monkeying around!

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Isn't that what John Kerry & Al Gore tried to be?

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The Tulsa World newspaper?

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Is this like Queen Of The May?

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Trouble? Smile when you say that, padnuh.

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This project has some teeth to it!

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Crime don't pay, unless you're the attorney!

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And now, the main event of the evening!

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Where does she keep that hair-curling kit in her hut in the jungle?

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The hell you say.

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I'm not a doc, I'm a specialist.

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Have you seen the price of gold lately?

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This is a nightmare!

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No silver or bronze medalist allowed.

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"Are you a Man or are you a Mou...oh, never mind."

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Flame on! er, I mean, Flamarion!

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"That pitch was a borderline call, ump! Oh, different borderline, eh?"

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May I have this dance? And a slug from your hip flask?

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My pot is made o' porcelain.

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These people have gone baz-zark!

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10,000 leagues, bush leagues, texas league, maj......

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You've got the sweetest little Baby Face....

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It's monster, I tell ya!

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North, south, east, or west...

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(insert your own joke here)

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Don't dis on her!

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The original title was "The Groom Wore Spurs To Bed!"

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Many drive-in, but not all drive out!

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Looking for Mr. Right and you wind up with Mr. Wong, instead.

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Make yourself at home!

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Every FallGuy needs a FallGal.

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Curses! Foiled again!

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Tougher than a $2 steak!

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Isn't that what they call the workers at the fair?

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Something strange is going on here.

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Giant? You be the judge.

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Looks like we 'song & danced' our way to victory! Sa---lute!

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Never fear! Retro Movie Review is here!

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I didn't realize you could see the Pacific from Kansas. All aboarrrrrrd!

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At last!

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What are you staring at? You've never seen a scar before?

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a.k.a. "The Ugly Ones"

a.k.a. "The Price Of A Man"

Just pick a title and go with it.

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Seven come eleven!

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All you need to know about this movie in two words: Dorothy Stratten.

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What happened to the first woman?

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The class reunions are killer!

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"Stick 'em up!"

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Yes, it's a "Robo Cop" rip-off!

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You run, girl!

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Draw!

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About buying that lake-side house...

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"Are you an unholy roller?"

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Not the same genre as the Bruce Lee movie "Inner The Dragon."

har!

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"Isn't this what them foreigners do before they eat supper?"

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It's so WAC-a-doodle!

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The original title was "Day Of The Woman."

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"That doesn't look like Ringo on the drums."

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"You bring out the animal in me!"

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"Oh, the horror!"

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Don't kid around, kid.

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What's the point?

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What kind of dust do you have?

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They could have stopped at Horrible.

Thanks to Alejandro Munozcano for pronunciation and translation oversight.

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"Hello, Operator? I'd to place a collect call."

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Will that be cash or credit?

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Review of a movie serial.

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It seems like this phrase is usually a result of being over-served!

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I'd like to have some fundra with Hundra!

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This is not a Filmways presentation, dahling.

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You can always come home, Freckles, try someplace new.

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We have nothing to fear except fear itself. And that big, hairy monster under the bed.

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Incommmmming!

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Now, Junior, behave yourself!

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Potato peeler? Hurrummph!

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Free-loader is more like it!

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Straighten up!

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Come on in, the water's fine.

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It may give you the Creeps.

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Woo! Woo!

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"Dr. Livingston, I presume?" spoke these words.

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Saint or sinner?

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It's not Back To The Future, but it is, kinda. Sorta.

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Wake up, kitty cat!

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Sorry, Tonto, it ain't your Kemo Sabe in that saddle.

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Glad to MEET you.

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Sponsored by Riverview Wine & Spirits. 114 S. Adams Road, Sand Springs, Ok.

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Watch if you dare!

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Don't you know what this episode is about? Why it's elementary, my dear listener.

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Questions? Yes, you, madam, do you have a question?

"No, sir. I am the lady in question."

Sorry, guess I should have watched the movie first.

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What a cast in this movie!

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WARNING! Space stinker alert! Listen at your own peril. You have been warned.

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PORT OF NEW YORK.

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Whistle Stop