WE NEED THOSE CRAZY 70'S CHEMICALS FOR OUR LAWNS. OUR KID'S CAN HAVE 11 TOES, IT'S WORTH IT.
SOMEBODY IN OUR OFFICE LOST BOTH SETS OF BATHROOM KEYS, THIS WILL BE A VERY MESSY SITUATION.
DAVE THOMAS AND THAT RED HEADED BROAD OUTDID THEMSELVES WITH THEIR NEW ITALIAN SANDWICH.
THE GOOD PEOPLE FROM KANNAVIS BOTANICALS STOPPED BY THE STUDIO TO MAKE THANKSGIVING A LITTLE MORE FUN.
DON'T SHOOT UP ROWAN, JOJO IS CRASH DIETING, WAKE UP CALLS SUCK, AND THE EMMYS ARE STILL A THING???
CHILI SEASON IS BACK, THE ROYAL FAMILY IS DYSFUNCTIONAL, JAIL REALLY SUCKS, AND HARVARD HATES ASIANS
GAVIN ROSSDALE IS A COOKING HOST, SCOTTY'S LITTLE GUY IS ALREADY FAILING 4TH GRADE AFTER 2 DAYS, THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL VIEWING IS A MESS, AND THE GAME OF THRONES PREQUEL MIGHT BE A DISASTER
HARRY STYLES IS A SPITTER, JOJO'S HOUSE IS THE ROYAL RUMBLE, JOE BIDEN IS HYPED UP, AND BUS STOP RULES
ALICE COOPER IS TAKING OVER AC, OZZY LOVES FOOTBALL, SCOTTY WILL BE ATTACKED BY WOLVES, AND JOJO'S WIFE WANTS A YOUNG DUDE
FANTASY FOOTBALL IS DUMB, KIDS MENUS ARE NOW EXPENSIVE, GRAMDMA'S CAR WAS A BEAST, AND BATHROOM KEYS GONE MISSING
DOLLY PARTON IS AN ANGEL, SCOTTY WAS ATTACKED BY A RAT, RELIGIOUS PEOPLE LIKE TO BANG, AND WOODSTOCK 99 WAS AWESOME.
MUNSTERS ARE BACK, RADIO CONTROLLED BOATS ARE DUMB, SCOTTY'S LITTLE GUY IS GOING TO SLEEP REHAB, AND SLEEPY JOE IS HEADED TO PHILLY
CROSSBOW?????, PEOPLE STILL WATCH THE VMA'S???, ZUCKERBERG IS LOOKING A LITTLE MORE HUMAN, AND OLD NASTY PEOPLE ARE THE WORST.
GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL WAS AWESOME, A PANTERA REUNION NOBODY ASKED FOR, CAB DRIVERS HATE UBER. AND SCOTTY FEARS HE WILL BE KIDNAPPED
NO COLLEGE LOANS????, TOMMY LEE WANTS TO SEE EVERYONE'S DONG, JOJO'S WIFE IS ROBIN HOOD, AND ICE T IS THE LUCKIEST ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD
DIVORCE DAD STUFF IS ODD, VACCINES FOR DAZE, FEMALE TRUCK DRIVERS ARE COOL, AND SCOTTY IS A KAREN
SARAH PALIN IS BACK, LAWNMOWERS SUCK, TRASH PICKING FOOD, AND DON'T INSULT THE GRILLMASTER
BENNIFER NEEDS A NEW COFFEEMAKER, WAWA AIR PUMPS CHANGED THE GAME, JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK TO WORK, AND THE CRAZIEST CAR ACCIDENT EVER
CAPTAIN BOB AND THE STARFISH IS BACK, KISS IS GETTING CRAZIER, TRUMP MAY GIVE JOE BIDEN A HEART ATTACK, AND COLLEGE KIDS ARE DUMB
TOMMY LEE LOVES HIS DONG, CAN I HAVE A CIG?, PICKLEBALL????, AND JUDGING PEOPLE FOR SELLING STUFF ONLINE
JOE BIDEN CAN'T DEFEAT A JACKET, OLD HOUSES ARE DUMB, SERENA WILLIAMS IS BADASS, AND FRED SAVAGE IS A WEIRD DUDE.
WHO IS JUICE NEWTON???, GARY G GARCIA IS IN STUDIO, THE FLASH IS CRAZY, AND THE BEATLES STILL SUCK
PRIESTS LOVE BANANA HAMMOCKS, DIVORCE IS NOT FUN, JESUS HAS TATTOOS, CHUCKIE CHEESE IS RACIST????
HELICOPTER PARENTS, PITBULL IS COMING TO TOWN, TRASHY NEIGHBORHOODS ARE FUN, AND CHECK ENGINE LIGHTS ARE STUPID
WILL SMITH IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE, COVID IS STILL HERE??, GARY G GARCIA IN STUDIO, AND YOU DON'T DANCE AT ROCK CONCERTS
PODCAST IS BACK! WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY, WE HAD SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. ENJOY!
SCOTTY MAY GO TO HELL, SWIMMIES ARE A BAD LOOK AT A WATER PARK, SOME DUDES ARE AWFUL HUSBANDS, AND SHOULD A GOVERNOR HAVE PIERCED NIPPLES
JAWS IS STILL AWESOME, HORSES EAT NOSES, DO WE NEED A PANTERA REUNION???, AND SCOTTY DID SOME QUESTIONABLE THINGS IN HIS PAST
MICE MICE MICE, TUG MCGRAW'S KID IS HANDSOME, SITTING AT A BAR ALONE IS COOL, AND BRUCE IS BACK!
SCOTTY MET A BIONIC DUDE, JOURNEY MAKES NEW MUSIC????, OUR WIVES GIVE US WEEKLY CHORES, AND TRUMP IS NOW FIGHTING WITH ELON MUSK
WE LOVED CRABBING, SCOTTY'S WIFE DRESSES SEXY TO CLEAN, WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR DAY, AND PUTTING ANIMALS DOWN IS AWFUL
MASK WEARING SUCKS, RIP JIMMY CAAN, SOMEBODY STOLE OUR PORK AND BEANS, AND WAITERS DON'T LIKE QUESTIONS
LICE ARE NASTY, MIKE FROM AC JOKES NEEDS A DATE, CHICAGO HAS A HOMELESS PROBLEM, AND HOTEL SEX IS AWESOME
CHRISTIAN BALE BATMAN IS BACK????, DETOURS ARE STUPID, JOE HATES FORTNITE, AND SCOTTY DOESN'T REMEMBER THE EARLY 2000'S
TOP GUN MAVERICK IS FANTASTIC AND MADE A BILLION $$$$$, IN SHAPE INTERNS ARE STUPID, SCOTTY MET THE ROCK'S COUSIN, AND DEER ARE DUMB
LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND???, JOJO'S MOM IS GOING TO GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK, SCOTTY THOUGHT SOMEONE DIED IN HIS HOUSE, AND GOLF IS NOW FUN
TAILGATING IS FUN BUT THE BATHROOMS ARE DISGUSTING, IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKING MEMORIES, EDIBLES WILL BANG YOU UP, AND MONKEYPOX HAVE LANDED IN NJ
DOES JOJO KNOW HOW TO JUMP A BATTERY???, COSTA RICA SOUNDS AWFUL, JUSTIN BIEBER IS A BALDWIN, AND SUGE KNIGHT IS SCARY
DRUNK FRIENDS RUIN EVERYTHING, TIN FOIL HAT MONDAY, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS FROZEN FACE, AND BASEBALL GAMES ARE EXPENSIVE
TV DINNERS ARE GREAT, HOW DO YOU HIDE PICS ON YOUR PHONE?, KANYE IS SINGLE, AND SUMMER BREEZE IS A BANGER
MOVE OVER GAS.... BEER IS NOW EXPENSIVE, JOJO'S KID IS RUNNING A RACKET, SHOCKER... THE GODFATHER IS A GOOD MOVIE, AND DON'T MESS WITH SCOTTY'S LEFTOVERS
THE DUGGAR FAMILY IS ALL SCREWED UP, AT 94 YEARS OLD PEOPLE DON"T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY, JOJO IS AN AWFUL NEIGHBOR, AND THE SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT CAR IS AWESOME.
OLD PEOPLE ARE DUMB, JARED FROM SUBWAY IS SUPER CREEPY, KANYE SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT, AND JOJO IS A CRIMINAL
JOHNNY DEPP WON'T SEE ANY MONEY, AC JOKES IN STUDIO, 75 DEGREES IN SCOTTY'S HOUSE, AND JEWEL IS HOT
PORK AND BEANS, WHO STILL WEARS A TOUPEE?, COVID MADE OUR KIDS DUMB, AND WHAT DAY IS IT????
NO LIFEGUARDS ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND???, EVERYONE LOVES TOP GUN, ANGRY BBQ'S, AND THE MONA LISA IS STUPID.
MORE TIKI BOATS, STEVEN TYLER BACK IN REHAB, PUT TANKS IN FRONT OF SCHOOLS, AND WALMART MADE A BOO BOO
HOSPITALS SUCK, WOMEN ARE AWFUL WITH LAUNDRY, NURSES SHOULDN'T SLEEP ON THE JOB, AND TIKI BOATS
DON'T BE A BULLY, JOHNNY DEPP IS STILL COOL, RUSH LOVES BEER, AND STEVE RAYMOND LOVES A HOT STUDIO
AC JOKES GUYS ARE IN-STUDIO, JOJO"S FATHER-IN-LAW LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, TAYLOR SWIFT IS AN ANGEL, AND WHO IS BETTER.....SMASHING PUMPKINS OR JANES ADDICTION?
TIN FOIL HAT TIME WITH GARY G GARCIA, WEEDS ARE GHETTO, OUR WIVES TRACK OUR PHONES, AND THE BEASTIE BOYS WERE PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS
BILLY WALTON FROM THE BILLY WALTON BAND STOPS BY THE STUDIO, SCOTTY'S KID WANTS TO BOOTLEG MOVIES, SCOTTY WAS STILL BANGED UP FROM MOTHER'S DAY, AND EVERYONE LOVES DR STRANGE.
AC JOKES GUYS ARE IN-STUDIO, BARE FEET, OLD PEOPLE ARE LIKE KIDS, AND RAY J BLEW THE WHISTLE
STAR WARS DAY, CASINO OR GOODFELLAS?, RICH PEOPLE HAVE LANDSCAPERS, AND NO MORE PLASTIC BAGS
OTHER PEOPLES KIDS SUCK, DOLLY PARTON IS ROCK N ROLL, ALEC BALDWIN IS A BAD DAD, AND SAY GOODBYE TO STYROFOAM
AIR FRYERS ARE NOW PRICEY, PETE DAVIDSON IS RICH, METALLICA HATES ATLANTIC CITY, AND WE APOLOGIZE LOU TILLEY
EARTH WIND AND FIRE IS BAD-ASS, JOJO HAS BAD FEET, UKRAINE PRESIDENT IS MR. HOLLYWOOD, AND WEST ATLANTIC CITY IS DANGEROUS
MADONNA LOOKS LIKE A CAT, OLD PEOPLE HAVE WEIRD STUFF, OUR WIVES ARE NOT MORNING PEOPLE, AND FORD TRUCKS ARE DANGEROUS
CONSPIRACY THEORY MONDAY WITH GARY G, OJ DIDN'T DO IT, WE SPOIL OUR KIDS, AND FOOD PRICES ARE NUTSO
PLASTER CASTER LADY IS DEAD, NICOLAS CAGE DESERVES A COMEBACK, JOHNNY DEPP TRIAL IS AMAZING, AND JOJO AND SCOTTY HAVE GHETTO LAWNS
CASH ME OUTSIDE GIRL IS RICH, AC JOKES GUYS IN STUDIO, AARON LEWIS IS MORPHING INTO TED NUGENT, AND A TWO PENIS BABY
POT DAY, TED NUGENT MAKES US LAUGH, SCOTTY'S MOM IS IN GROUNDHOG'S DAY, AND EVERYONE HATES JADA PINKET SMITH
SCOTTY MAKES STUFF UP, KISS IS SELLING ELECTRIC BIKES, AMERICANS HAVE MIDDLE SIZED DONGS, AND OUR WIVES MAKE UP CRAZY STORIES
94 YEAR OLDS STILL FLIRT, CONSPIRACY WITH GARY, OLD BOX STORES, AND JEFFERSON STARSHIP IS AWESOME
CARDI B IS COOL, WW2 VETS ARE NINJAS, WE ARE NOT READY FOR EASTER, AND DINER PARKING LOTS ARE SHADY
DONUTS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER, WE ARE GOING TO RUIN LEGALIZING WEED, BOOSTERS FOR EVERYONE, AND INVENTORY SUCKS
SCOTTY'S B-DAY AND HE WANTS MULCH, OLD PEOPLE ARE MISERABLE, R.I.P. GILBERT GODFREY, AND LOSER FRIENDS
THE BAND HEART HAS DRAMA, EVERYONE HAS AN EXTRA BOX SPRING EXCEPT SCOTTY, CAR ACCIDENT EXCUSES, AND JOE LOVES CATS
CONSPIRACY THEORIES WITH GARY G, 94 YEAR OLD POOL PLAYER, REALLY, RED LOBSTER????, AND KIDS SUCK AND LOSE SHIT.
PHILLIES OPENER, AC AIRPORT IS MAKING MOVES, BASEKETBALL IS A FANTASTIC FILM, AND TIGER IS BACK!
THE FLASH LOVES A BAR FIGHT, SUNNY FROM THE WWF IS A DISASTER, BILLY OCEAN IS GREAT?, AND AIR FRYERS ARE SCARY
WE OPEN THE EMAIL BAG, DOOBIE BROTHERS ARE AWESOME, MASTERBATING ON A PLANE, AND SEX IN PARKS
LIZZO LOVES INSTAGRAM, KANYE SCREWS A FESTIVAL, BURGER KING IS THE BEST, AND NEW MEXICO SUCKS
TEENAGE BOYS LOOK DORKY, SCOTTY BLEW OFF JOJO'S B-DAY PARTY, A LOCAL WOMAN RAN OVER HER BOYFRIEND, AND THAT POOR DEAD SLIPKNOT DRUMMER
BRUCE WILLIS IS OVER, UGGH, WILL SMITH IS A DUD, ONE CAR FAMILY SUCKS BALLS, AND A PEEING BILLBOARD
SUPER BAD COPS WERE AWESOME, FOO FIGHTERS MIGHT BE DONE, SCOTTY'S WIFE THINKS HE'S AN IDIOT, AND DO WE STILL CARE ABOUT THE SLAP???
WHO B TALKING TO, JOJO WILL LIVE UNTIL 95, PRISON GUARDS ARE BAD ASS, AND SCOTTY LOVES AMY SCHUMER
BOB SAGET HAD COVID??? PUSHY SALES PEOPLE SUCK, WEED IS CLOSE IN NJ, AND HOT CHICKS DON'T FART
WILLIE NELSON IS STILL GOING, VAGINA HIDING, BRUCE WILLIS DRAMA, AND JOJO IS BANNED FROM HOME DEPOT
VFW PARTIES ARE AWESOMELY BAD, SALLY STRUTHERS AWFUL COMMERCIALS FROM THE 90'S, ERIC CLAPTON HATES VACCINES, AND KANYE IS BANNED FROM THE GRAMMYS
SCOTTY'S WIFE AIN"T A MORNING PERSON, DAYLIGHT SAVING WHAT???, GOING TO COURT CAN BE FUN, AND KEITH RICHARDS AIN"T OLD
TYING YOUR SHOES SUCKS, PETE DAVIDSON IS GOING TO SPACE, WHAT IS A CATALYTIC CONVERTER?, AND DOLLY PARTON IS FANTASTIC.
POOR SCOTT HALL (RAZOR RAMON), OUR GIRLS LIKE TO PARTY, PETE DAVIDSON IS IN TROUBLE, AND TOM BRADY IS BACK.
DONALD TRUMP IS NOW A DJ, SCOTTY'S WIFE WANTS TO DANCE, OLD PEOPLE CAN'T HEAR, AND PEOPLE ARE NOW STEALING GAS.
JERRY SPRINGER FIRED, WAWA PAYS $15 AN HOUR, JOE IS OFF HIS DIET AFTER 30 DAYS, AND THERE'S A NEW MOVIE CALLED SHARKULA, YEP.
KISS IS SELLING BOOZE, OLD PEOPLE BANG, PEOPLE BELIEVE NONSENSE, AND $15 AN HOUR IS COOL
GAS PRICES, REALLY???, JOHN OATES SOLO?, SCOTTY'S KID IS NOT GREAT AT COLLEGE, AND CONTRACTORS ARE NOT GOOD WITH $$$
NO MORE MASKS!!!!, THE BATMAN AIN'T BAD, SCOTTY'S WIFE LIKES HIS EX WIFE MORE THAN HIM, AND MORRIS DAY MAY LOSE THE TIME
VINCE McMAHON MAY WRESTLE AT 76, WE DON'T NEED A NEW SERIOUS FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, JOY BEHAR FALLING IS FUNNY, AND SCOTTY LOVES PUGS
SLIPKNOT HATES RUSSIANS, PEYTON MANNING IS AMAZING, AIR JORDANS WILL GET YOU CAUGHT, AND SCOTTY DOESN'T WANT HIS KID TO READ
WHAT UP WITH LARRY DAVID?????, UKRAINE IS BADASS, FREE BRITNEY IS NAKED BRITNEY, AND JOJO WAS INJURED IN A DODGEBALL ACCIDENT
THE BATMAN LOOKS AWESOME, PEOPLE FROM WW2 ARE A DIFFERENT BREED, JOE'S MOM WON'T PUMP HER OWN GAS, AND HULK HOGAN IS SINGLE
CHANNING TATUM'S NEW MOVIE MAY KILL A DOG, ELVIRA IS STILL HOT, BEEF AND BEER RAFFLES SUCK, AND KIDS WATCHING VIDEOS OF KIDS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IS STRANGE
PUTIN IS MAKING MOVES, JOAN JETT IS A HORRIBLE THIEF, AC AIRPORT IS MAGICALLY, AND MULLETS ARE BACK
WENDY WILLIAMS IS OVER, OUR WIVES ARE WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL, MY WIFE HATES PAM FROM THE OFFICE, EVERYONE HAS A DISCONNECTED SMOKE ALARM IN THEIR HOUSE
TRASH DAYS ARE THE WORST DAYS, SCOTTY KILLS BIRDS, BEING IN A SHITTY BAND CAN BUY YOU A MANSION, AND THE ROCK IS SAVING THE XFL
YELLOWSTONE IS AWESOME, HELICOPTER DADS, MOTLEY CRUE IS WAY BETTER THAN DEF LEPPARD, AND DATING TAYLOR SWIFT IS A HARD JOB
ROD STEWART IS AWESOME!, MEN SUCK AT FOOD SHOPPING, MILLVILLE IS INTERESTING, AND LOSING A LIMB ISN'T ALWAYS A BAD THING
IT'S COOOOLLLDDDD, WE GET IT CHEVY....EVERYONE LOVES THE SOPRANOS, VALENTINES DAY IS STUPID, JOE HAS NEVER SEEN POINT BREAK?????
SEX SHOPS ARE STILL A THING?, SNOOP COULD BE CANCELLED, OLYMPICS ARE AWFUL, AND FACEBOOK YARD SALE CONDOMS????
MORE WHO TIX, KANYE IS STILL CRAZY, INTERIOR DESIGNERS GET HOT CHICKS, AND FLA HATES FAKE MICK JAGGER
ICE TRUCK DRIVERS ARE AWESOME, MASKS STINK, JOE STILL HAS DIABETES, AND PELOTON IS STUPID
MASTURBATING HORSES, NEIL YOUNG WON'T SHUT UP, JOE IS DYING, AND YOU NEVER SIT IN A DAD'S RECLINER
SCOTTY'S ANNIVERSARY, JOE'S WIFE IS HOARDING FOR WHEN "IT" HAPPENS, THE WHO IS COMING BACK, AND JOE ROGAN IS STAYING A SPOTIFY
SCOTTY CAN'T SEE THE NEW SCREAM, VALERIE BERTINELLI IS CAUSING DRAMA, WING NIGHT HANGOVER, AND TOM BRADY IS BETTER THAN BROADCASTING
RED LIGHTS SUCK BALLS, SCOTTY'S WIFE LOVES TO FLY, RUDY GIULIANI IS SLUMMING, SCOTTY WATCHED A LOT OF TOMMY LEE'S DONG
ARE ALL WOMEN LATE??, GENE SIMMONS LOVE CRYPTO, TOM BRADY GOT SCREWED, AND AMERICAN TRUCKS IN THE 80'S SUCKED
RIHANNA IS SUPER HOT, JOE IS SWEATY, NEIL YOUNG IS LOSING $$$$, AND WE NOW HAVE ADOPTED A HOMELESS GUY
JOURNEY TO JOURNEY WINNER, SNOW BANGED UP SOUTH JERSEY, CUTTING YOUR DONG OFF, AND EIGHTIES MOVIES ARE NOT WOKE
RICK DERRINGER OR TODD RUNDGREN?, SNOW A WHOLE LOT OF SNOW, CASH ONLY IS A SCAM, AND GHETTO DINNERS
KANYE LOVES KIM'S SEX TAPE, WOULD YOU KEEP A SEVERED LEG, COVID WON'T LEAVE JOJO, AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
BOB DYLAN IS RIIIICHHHH, DRANO IS MAGIC, ADELE IS A BITCH, AND JOE BIDEN WANTS TO THROW DOWN.
YELLOWSTONE IS ON DVD?, EVERYONE IS OLD WHEN YOU ARE A KID, KELLY CLARKSON MARRIED A LOSER, AND MEATLOAF IS STILL DEAD
SPIDERMAN WAS EHHHH, TRUCK DRIVERS ARE COOL, WAWA IS FANTASTIC, AND HOW DOES SNOW WORK?
PEACEMAKER IS FANTASTIC, JOHNNY CASH WAS WHACKO, JIM BELUSHI HAD SOME HITS, AND ALWAYS USE A BADGE
BETTY WHITE IS OLD, SCHOOL BUS ACCIDENTS, MR. BIG IS SCREWED, AND SPRINGSTEEN MADE BANK.
SPIDERMAN MULT-VERSE IS GONNA BE CRAZY AND WE WANT SEX SCENES, PEOPLE AT OUR WORK CAN'T PARK, WHAT HAVE YOU USED FOR A TOWEL, EVERYONE LOVES HARRY STYLES
WAR HISTORY IS BAD ASS, ILLEGALS LOVE DELAWARE, TOM CRUISE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY IF YOU IGNORE SOME RUMORS, AND PASSWORDS SUCKS
SANTA AIN'T WELCOME HERE, DON MCLEAN MUST PLAY AMERICAN PIE 4 TIMES A SHOW, STRIPPER MONEY ETIQUETTE, AND TINS OF POPCORN SUCK
DRIVE THRU NIGHTMARES, CHIC-FILA IS AWESOME, BILLY CORGAN LOVE WRESTLING, AND CORRECTIONAL FLUID
DOING THE WEED, TRAVIS SCOTT DON'T GIVE A F...., REAL ESTATE AGENTS ARE ANGRY, AND SCOTTY HAS SMALL SHOES
PLASMA MEANS CASH, SOME PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT THE ELF, BAD BURGERS ARE BAD, AND MEMES HURT
TED NUGENT IS AWESOME, TECHNOLOGY MAKES SCOTTY CRY, JOJO LIKES TO FAT SHAME, AND PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THEIR CARS UNATTENDED AT WAWA GAS PUMPS TO SHOP ARE FILTH OF THE EARTH
ANIMALS ACTING LIKE HUMANS IS HILARIOUS, TUTORING WILL MAKE YOU GO BROKE, WOKE CHICKS HATE JOJO AND SCOTTY, AND JOYRIDING FUN
BEATLES SUCK, ELF ON THE SHELF TIME, BRADLEY COOPER KEEPS IT REAL, AND SAYING HI TO STRANGERS MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
SANTA IS BACK, GET RID OF LEFTOVERS FROM T-DAY ALREADY, NOT COOL TO CRY AT GHOSTBUSTERS, AND KIDS DON'T LISTEN AND ARE AWFUL
NASHVILLE WILL KILL SCOTTY, KIDS LYING IS FUN LYING, GORILLA GLUE LADY IS BACK, AND THE NFL IS WHACKY
AC JOKES GUYS ARE IN-STUDIO, CHRISTMAS WONDERLANDS, R KELLY STILL GETS LOVE, TOTO IS DA BOMB
IS HARRY POTTER LORD OF THE RINGS???, POCONO STRIP CLUBS, METALLICA LOVES TO SELL OUT, FLYING SUCKS WITH NO BOOZE
BARNEY IS BACK!, ER'S ARE NEVER QUICK, FAMILY SUCKS ON T-DAY, K-POP IS TAKING OVER SESAME STREET.
ED DURR THE TRUCK DRIVER NEEDS AN I-PHONE, WE MISS TRUMP INSULTS, SEX DREAMS, AND ITS A LONG PROCESS
ARE YOU GARBAGE PODCAST IS GREAT, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY, EVERYONE HATES MARILYN MANSON, AND DEFEATED PARENTS
MURPHY WINS, TRUCK DRIVING POLITICIANS, MOVING EXPERTS, AND PETE DAVIDSON HAS A MAGIC DONG
JOE BIDEN IS A ZOMBIE, EITHER HAROLD OR KUMAR IS GAY, WE ALMOST LOST JON BON JOVI, AND NOVEMBER SUCKS
AC JOKES GUYS STOP BY THE STUDIO, TIK TOK DESTROYS BRAIN CELLS, ALEC BALDWIN AND TED NUGENT ARE BFFs, TOMMY LEE IS A SUPER HERO WITH A LARGE DONG
CAPE MAY BIKE THIEVES AREN'T DANGEROUS, CHINA PLAYGROUND HATE, STRIP CLUBS SUCK, AND AARON LEWIS THE COUNTRY STAR
HIGH SCHOOL FAKE BABIES, ALEC BALDWIN MOVIE SET MISTAKES, GENE SIMMONS IS A TOOL BAG BUT SCOTTY LOVES HIM, MOMMY FORGETFUL
ALEC BALDWIN KILLED SOMEONE, MEATLOAF IS BACK!, TRUNK OR TREATS LOOK DANGEROUS, AND SCOTTY LOOKS DOWN ON NEW HORROR FILM FANS
TAWNEY KITAEN WAS SOOOO HOT, AARON LEWIS HAS BEEF WITH SPRINGSTEEN, DRIVING INSTRUCTORS HAVE A DEATH WISH, AND BYE BYE BRIAN LAUNDRIE
MASKS... UGGGHHH, HARRY STYLES IS MARVEL, SUCCESSION IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV, AND THE POPE WENT DIGITAL.
KANYE IS YE, DON'T FAKE ILLNESS IN A COVID WORLD, AWFUL KID'S B-DAY PARTIES, AND HOOTERS IS FANTASTIC
POOR VINCE NEIL, HALLOWEEN KILLS IS SO GOOD, IRON MAIDEN 1 KAREN 0, THE KRAKEN IS DUMB.
WARREN SAPP'S WIFE IS NOT HAPPY, BEING KORN'S DRUMMER SUCKS, ATV DANGERS, AND DEEZ NUTZ IS HILARIOUS
WE AREN'T MANLY ANYMORE, WEIRD BABY NAMES, WE NEED HAIRDRESSERS, AND A BAR CRAWL WITH NO BOOZE?
JON GRUDEN IS A DUMB DUMB, EAGLES / PANTHERS SEX, TEACHERS ARE NOW CREEPY, AND GAY SUPERMAN
PINHEAD IS A CHICK??, 4's BANGING 4's, RYAN SEACREST IS BRINGING THAT SPANISH FLAVOR TO NEW YEARS, AND KITCHEN DISASTERS
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, GOOD KIDS ROCK, AND JOHN MELLENCAMP IS A POOR MAN'S BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
UGGGHHHH MASKS, OLD NEIGHBORHOODS, DON'T LEAVE KIDS ALONE, CAPTAIN KIRK IS GOING TO SPACE, AND LAYAWAY IS CANCELLED
VAMPIRE NURSES, WALKING DEAD ATLANTIC CITY, FREE CAR DEAD BODY, CRAZY MURDERS, AND THE KISS MOVIE WILL SUCK
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