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Mark Nicholas set up Laugh-Able Comedy to champion disabled and neurodiverse comedians. Here, he explains what Laugh-Able's already achieved, and his hopes for the future.

Mark Nicholas in action at a Laugh-Able show. Image: Laugh-Able ComedyWe had a wonderful deaf performer who did his whole set in sign language to demonstrate the barriers he faces by putting up the opposite barriers to a largely hearing audience. It was incredibly funny and eye-opening for everyone involved...

Laugh-Able is an award-winning disability and mental health-led comedy night I set up in east London seven years ago. It was a response to meeting a number of other up-and-coming disabled comics on the circuit who would regularly complain there was no accessible comedy night in London for newer comics entering the scene.

Live at the Apollo Star Ria Lina, performing to the Laugh-Able Crowd in March 2026. Image: Laugh-Able ComedyI'd started as a comic just before that, performing my first show at the Comedy Pub [now the Coach House] in Piccadilly. Since then I have performed for some of the top comedy clubs across the country including the Glee Club, Backyard Comedy Club, Just the Tonic, the Comedy Store... I also regularly perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and in 2023 I won a Disability Champions Award for my work with other disabled artists during the Festival.

Comedy Store regular, Joshua Robertson, closing Laugh-Able in style back in June 2025. Image: Laugh-Able ComedyA physical disability can be an obstacle to budding comedians due to the fact a lot of venues are not wheelchair accessible. In terms of neurodiversity, quite often a lot of comedy clubs don't have quiet spaces for neurodivergent comics to self regulate. There are unwritten rules in a comedy night that are not clear for autistic artists, for example, expectation on what to do before and after a performance in terms of social interactions with promoters and other comics.

Laugh-Able is, proudly, the antithesis of that — and my advice to someone with a disability who wants to get into comedy is to apply! We run regular free workshops and comedy nights specifically tailored for people with disabilities.

David Sands, deaf comedian, performing a uniquely funny set. Image: Laugh-Able ComedyBeing a disabled or neurodivergent comic can be quite freeing. A comedian with paraplegia called Joshua Robertson came on in his electric wheelchair and opened his set with: "Last week I took my driving test. Turns out I can't drive... because I'm colourblind!"

Comedians have told me that Laugh-Able is a friendly, inclusive — and thoroughly enjoyable — night, full of laughs, giggles and heartwarming moments. We need more nights like it.

Rising star on the disability comedy scene, Gabby Rolls performs one of her many regular routines at Laugh-Able. Image: Laugh-Able ComedyComedy has made huge inroads over the years in terms of accessibility, and people like Rosie Jones and Chris McCausland are a testament to that. However there is still so much more that needs to be done, especially at grassroots level. It's still so hard to enter and progress in comedy if you are a disabled act. Once you get to the top — like Rosie or Chris — budgets become bigger which means more can be done to create a wholly inclusive environment.

I hope to run Laugh-Able nights up and down the country, and to run a nationwide competition for disabled acts.

The next Laugh-Able show is on 16 September at Wanstead Library. Robin Ince headlines.

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All weekendBollyqueer appear at Play Make Do at Barbican this weekend. Image: BollyqueerPLAY MAKE DO: Barbican Centre offers summer holiday entertainment in the form of family festival Play Make Do. Each of the three days this weekend encompasses one of those words, with activities including storytelling and circus skills on Friday, Carnival-themed crafts on Saturday, and dance and creative writing workshops on Sunday. 14-16 August 2026

INFLATABLE ASSAULT COURSE: Apparently the UK's biggest touring inflatable assault course, Action Arena pops up at Chiswick House & Gardens for the weekend. Two different courses are set up in the Walled Garden, one for younger adventurers and the other for bigger kids over 120 cm tall (and yes, that includes adults — form an orderly queue behind us). 15-16 August 2026

WES ANDERSON: This weekend is your last chance to see the Design Museum's incredibly popular Wes Anderson exhibition. The filmmaker granted access to his personal archives, creating a display featuring more than 700 objects, including recognisable costumes, props and set from his films. It's likely to be very busy this weekend, so book tickets in advance to avoid missing out. *Until 16 August 2026*

*DOG MAN: Southbank Centre offers a summer holidays treat in the form of Dog Man The Musical, based on the bestselling children's book series of the same name. With the head of a dog and the body of a policeman, Dog Man loves to fight crime and chew on the furniture, but now he's called on to perform heroics. It's one of our picks of family theatre shows to see this summer, but this weekend is your last chance to see it. *Until 16 August 2026****

AFTERNOON TEA WEEK: Not that we ever need an excuse to tuck into a scone and a couple of cakes, but it's Afternoon Tea Week. Why not celebrate at one of London's best afternoon teas? Whether you want afternoon tea with a view, in a museum or somewhere really fancy, we've got just the place. We also know the best afternoon teas for children, and, if it's all sounding a bit expensive, here's a guide to London's most affordable afternoon teas too. *10-16 August 2026*

Last chance to see the Design Museum's Wes Anderson exhibition. Image: Luke Hayes*PEAKY BLINDERS: Step into the world of gang crime TV show Peaky Blinders, in a new immersive experience in London Bridge. Venture into a replica of the show's Garrison Tavern, and get drawn into Tommy Shelby's world through speakeasy rooms, live performances and interactive challenges. *From 13 August 2026****

**SUMMER SOUNDS:* Free music festival Summer Sounds is back at King's Cross, with live concerts every evening, and other theatre performances dotted throughout the schedule. Highlights this weekend include a free evening of opera and musical theatre by internationally-renowned young opera singers, and Afro-Contemporary dance theatre show CAGED, centred around a giant birdcage. *FREE, 13-23 August 2026**

*JEEVES TAKES CHARGE:* One-man show Jeeves Takes Charge sees actor Sam Harrison impressively playing 22 different PG Wodehouse characters including Jeeves, Wooster, Florence Craye, Bingo Little, Uncle Willoughby and Aunt Dahlia. This is the first weekend of its limited run at Charing Cross Theatre. *13 August-6 September 2026*

*ROUNDHOUSE COMEDY FESTIVAL: Sara Pascoe headlines a night of live comedy on Saturday night, joined by Nina Conti, John Kearns, Harriet Kemsley and Michael Odewale. On Sunday, Vittorio Angelone hosts a similar event, with support from Kyla Cobbler, Troy Hawke, Janine Harouni and Micky Overman. Both shows are part of Roundhouse Comedy Festival, and take place at the Camden venue. Until 18 August 2026*

*CAMDEN FRINGE: Performing arts festival Camden Fringe continues apace, with dozens of shows spanning theatre, comedy, dance and spoken word to choose from this weekend. Our picks include one-woman show A Cup Of Tea With George Eliot, tricky comedy production The Show That Goes Backwards and comedy improv A Bridge Too Farce. Browse the full programme. *Until 30 August 2026****

Saturday 15 AugustWest End Woofs walks into St Paul's Church. Image: Danny KaanIMBERBUS: Alright, so it's not in London, but it is a top-notch (and very popular) event featuring London buses, so indulge us for a second. Imberbus is an annual parade of double-decker London buses from Warminster to Chitterne, via Salisbury Plain and a collection of bucolic villages. Why? It dates back to residents of the small village of Imber being turfed out by the Ministry of Defence in 1943, and never being allowed to return — full story here. From 9.30am

WEST END WOOFS: Dame Elaine Paige and Bernadette Peters co-host live canine adoption event West End Woofs, at St Paul’s Church in Covent Garden. Gates open for a meet-and-greet with adoptable dogs and cats, followed by a staged section of performances with West End stars joining the animals on stage, all in aid of finding good homes for creatures in need. 10.15am

DOWNRIVER FROM THE CITY: Uncover the maritime history of the Pool of London on a two-hour guided walk through the historic docks and shipping districts east of the Tower of London. Led by David Charnick, the tour explores the traces of global trade and the salty legacy of the tidal Thames, before concluding at the church of St George in the East. Begins at Tower Gateway DLR station. 11am

BARBICAN ARCHITECTURE: Explore the bold, modernist vision of Chamberlin, Powell & Bon on a two-hour walking tour of the Golden Lane and Barbican estates. Led by local resident and Green Badge guide Francis Pugh, the route traces the transformation of a bombed-out industrial site into a radical concrete neighbourhood that rejected the suburban ideals of the Garden City movement, and visits the social housing of Great Arthur House before navigating the highwalks and artificial lakes of the imposing Barbican Estate. 11am-2pm

LA SAGRA DI SHOREDITCH: Renowned Shoreditch restaurant Gloria hosts a sagra — a traditional Italian village festival — in the grounds of the Museum of the Home in Hoxton. The event celebrates and spotlights local businesses, with 100% of profits going to The Felix Project and Shoreditch Trust's Community Table initiative. Tickets include a welcome drink, a four-course feast with wine, entertainment and a tombola entry. 12.30pm-5.30pm

It's a London bus... but that's not London. Image: ImberbusSE8 SUMMER FETE: Deptford's community arts hub the Albany opens its garden for the SE8 Summer Fete, featuring live music, DJs and creative workshops. The eclectic line-up includes Guinness World Record-holding hula hoop troupe The Majorettes, soul artist Laville and a jukebox musical from alien duo Sugar and Spice. Advance tickets have sold out, but there's room for walk-ups on the day. *FREE, 1pm-6pm*

COWGIRLS & COCKTAILS: Dust off your chaps and head to the Star in Shoreditch for the Cowgirls & Cocktails bottomless brunch, a lively hoedown offering 90 minutes of unlimited drinks paired with pizza from local partners 081 Pizza, set to a soundtrack of country anthems. Expect a riotous afternoon of line dancing, country-themed musical bingo and "country-oke". 2pm-4pm

HIT MACHINE: How I Met Your Mother star Josh Radnor stars in Hit Machine, a darkly funny play about two brothers who grew up making music together. See it at Soho Theatre Dean Street until tonight. *2.30pm/7pm*

SATURDAY AFTERNOON COMEDY: Escape the West End crowds and head into the air-conditioned basement of the Spice of Life for a stand-up comedy showcase. It features a resident host and four guest comedians, with previous line-ups including acts seen on Taskmaster and Live at the Apollo. Grab a drink at the upstairs bar before settling into the intimate Soho venue for 90 minutes of live performance. 4pm

AMY WINEHOUSE ANNIVERSARY: Camden's legendary Jazz Cafe pays tribute to the Queen of Soul with a live performance of her seminal album, Back to Black. Vocalist Ciara Haidar and a full house band recreate the magic of tracks like Rehab and Tears Dry on Their Own on the very stage Winehouse once graced. The evening celebrates the 20th anniversary of the record that explored themes of grief and heartbreak to cement her status as a global icon. 6.30pm-10pm

Josh Radnor stars in Hit Machine. Image: Bautista arayaCHARLOTTE DE GRAAF: London-based Dutch vocalist Charlotte de Graaf brings a refined blend of jazz standards and soulful interpretations to the intimate Piano Room at Toulouse Lautrec in Kennington. Having performed at renowned venues such as Ronnie Scott's and Paris's New Morning, she pairs her magnetic stage presence with the venue's French cuisine for an elegant dinner-concert experience. 7pm-9.30pm

*BLIND DATE: Miss watching Blind Date on a Saturday night? Corner Corner in Canada Water is bringing it back, with a live version of the dating gameshow. Buy a ticket to be in the audience and watch contestants flex their chat-up lines. Or, if you're feeling brave, put yourself forward to take part. 7pm-10pm*

SOUTH LONDON SOUL: Nunhead's community-owned pub the Ivy hosts a lively night of soul classics from across the spectrum. Resident DJs Mole, Phil, Jeff and Tom are joined by guest DJ Mark 'Binsy' Taylor to spin tracks for a crowd that loves to dance. FREE, 7pm

CHILD OF GLASS: See a new music-drama about the life of composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky at Opera Holland Park. The seasonal venue showcases the pressures, passions and conflicts that shaped Russia's most celebrated composer through a cast of four: musician Tama Matheson, actors Suzy Kohane and Oliver Holland, and the Royal Ballet's Téo Dubreuil. *7.30pm*

I'M JUST A GIRL: Three women reunite in a toilet for the first time in a decade during a mutual friend's hen do in this new production at Harrow Arts Centre. Part of the Boiler House Festival 2026, I'm Just a Girl uses a mix of comedy, drama and puppetry to examine shifting attitudes toward womanhood. The 30-minute show contains strong language and adult themes, including puppet nudity, as it explores how the characters' lives have diverged since they last met. 7.30pm

BETTY BLACK REVUE: Singer Elisabeth Troy performs as her alter-ego Betty Black in a one-night soul and R&B showcase at World Heart Beat Embassy Gardens in Nine Elms. The performance launches her new single Save Me, with the backing of a full band plus backing singers and choreography that reference 50s-70s soul, Northern Soul and vintage funk. 7.30pm

Sunday 16 AugustMotorsports fans are in for a treat. Image: Formula EFORMULA E: Start your (quiet) engines: Formula E races back into London in the form of the 2026 London E-Prix. The electric car motorsport championship takes place at — including inside — Excel London, with the start, finish and pit lane all located inside the giant building, and part of the course venturing outside. 8.30am-4pm

CHISWICK CHEESE MARKET: The monthly Chiswick Cheese Market returns to the Old Market Place on Chiswick High Road, showcasing artisan cheeses from across the UK and beyond. Expect a range of independent stallholders offering samples of the gouda stuff, and cheeses to buy. 9.30am-3pm

SAMPLES AND PROPS SALE: Crafty Fox holds its first ever market at the National Theatre, a Samples and Seconds Sale, allowing you to shop a curated selection of independent designers and makers at exclusive discounted prices. Additionally, the NT holds its first-ever public props sale, selling off a selection of props from previous productions. 10am-4pm

CARIBBEAN HISTORY: Notting Hill Walks offers a guided walk through the neighbourhood's hidden Caribbean history, visiting sites of former shebeens, clubs, cafés and a restaurant linked to British civil‑rights events, and telling stories of the Mangrove Nine, local resistance and social history. The tour starts outside Notting Hill Community Church on Kensington Park Road and finishes at the Tabernacle on Powis Square. 11am-12.15pm

REGGAE COOKOUT: Islington’s Union Chapel hosts an afternoon of sound system culture and Jamaican popular music. World-renowned DJ collective The Tighten Up Crew joins forces with legendary selector Gladdy Wax to spin vintage vinyl ranging from hot ska to dangerous dubwise. Uptown Cuisine provides the Caribbean food, with a special bonus for the first 30 guests to arrive, who can enjoy the menu for free. FREE, 3pm-8pm

Crafty Fox Market is at the National Theatre. Image: Alex LeggattCHINESE GHOST STORY: Holborn's Garden Cinema screens a newly restored version of Ching Siu-tung's 1987 fantasy-horror A Chinese Ghost Story. Produced by Tsui Hark and starring Leslie Cheung, Joey Wang and Wu Ma, it reimagines a classic ghost story through a blend of romance, horror, fantasy, action and comedy. 3pm

HECK: Hardcore outfit HECK return to the stage for a final run of shows, stopping at Signature Brew Haggerston for what is billed as their penultimate performance. Known for a live style defined by "truly unique carnage," the band is calling time on their career with this "end of the road" event. Witness their high-intensity show in an intimate brewery setting before they disband for good. 7pm

HAIR OF THE DOG: Soho landmark the Spice of Life welcomes a fresh line-up of emerging talent for an evening of live music in the West End. Substance presents Hair of the Dog features a headline set of feel-good funk and reggae from Hugo Velvet. The bill is completed by singer-songwriters Alan Gurung, Cameron Douglas and Sam Taylor. 7.15pm

INTERSTELLAR: Christopher Nolan's 2014 sci‑fi film Interstellar, starring Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway, is screened at Rooftop Cinema Club's Stratford branch. There's a bar and snack stand on site, and other food may be purchased from the vendors at Roof East, which shares the space. *7.30pm*

**FREE COMEDY:* Show up at Brewhouse & Kitchen in Islington for another bout of free comedy from London Comedy Group. You won't know who you're seeing till you get there, but your funny bone will surely be tickled — especially if you avail yourself of the bar beforehand. *FREE, 8pm****

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Walking along Paddington Street in Marylebone, you might easily miss this glass sculpture, appended to the front of a modern building:

Image: Matt BrownWhat at first glance might seem to be a random assortment of glass panels is actually a musical code, waiting to be cracked.

Those who read music might be able to decipher without further help, but for everyone else, a code is provided on a plaque below the piece:

Image courtesy of London RemembersHum or sing the 42 notes in the order specified on the left (or on the main artwork) and you should find yourself reciting a well known ditty. That's the theory. We've tried and tried, and we can't make it fit a tune we know. Any luck?

Image: Matt BrownThe musical intervention is the work of Julia Vogl, and you can find out more about the installation here.

The puzzle reminds us of another sculptural riddle, over in Pimlico, where the statue of Ada Lovelace fronts a coded message on punch cards:

Image: Matt BrownWith thanks to London Remembers for the tip-off.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Turner's House.

The basement kitchen at Turner's House.It should come as no surprise to fans of J.M.W Turner that the great landscape artist sought a home close to the Thames. River and seascapes loom large in his body of work: broiling coastal storms, sunlight shimmering on water, mist that blurs the horizon into an indistinct haze.

Sandycombe Lodge in Twickenham was built in 1813 to be Turner's country retreat. Back then, the area was properly rural; the lodge boasted distant yet unspoilt views of London's main waterway, which was a half-mile stroll from the artist's front door. Today, the area looks very different, except for one house — Turner's House, which has been beautifully restored and is now open to the public.

Soanean arches at Sandycombe LodgeTurner's House was designed by the artist himself (with some probable help from the eminent architect Sir John Soane), so you might consider it his largest work of art. And now's a great time to step inside it, with a new exhibition that spotlights one of Turner's most enigmatic seascapes and tells a tangled tale of a contentious art bequest.

Unfinished Business: The Mystery of Margate and Turner's Bequest explores the history of J.M.W. Turner's painting 'Margate(?), from the Sea' (1835–40), and its place within the Turner Bequest. The painting is one of Turner's later works, and the question mark in its title is not a typo — while the barely-distinguishable white cliffs in the background resemble other Turner depictions of Margate, the artist never publicly named or exhibited the painting.

'Margate(?), from the Sea' (1835–40) by J.M.W Turner. © The National Gallery'Margate(?), from the Sea (1835-40)' is on loan to Turner's House from the National Gallery. It was donated to the nation as part of the Turner Bequest — a collection of nearly 300 oil paintings and over 30,000 sketches and watercolours bequeathed in various iterations of Turner's will across the decades. The Turner's House exhibition digs into the drama surrounding the bequest: from the cousins who contested the will, to the paintings left uncatalogued and hidden away for decades.

As well as giving visitors the chance to see a Turner painting within the intimate setting of the artist's home, Unfinished Business: The Mystery of Margate and Turner's Bequest also boasts a copy of Turner's will, original documents and letters from the National Gallery archive, and paintings by artists inspired Turner.

A Corner of The Turner Room at The National Gallery by Bertha Maty Garnett (1883). Currently on display at Turner's House. © The National GalleryThe exhibition is not, of course, the only reason to visit Turner's House. There are the artist's beautiful etchings from his Liber Studiorum, part of the museum's permanent collection. There are the Soanean arches in the hallway and the telescope in the bedroom, which reveals the view that Turner would have enjoyed. And don't forget to check out the delightfully whimsical audio-visual installations in the basement.

Turner's bedroomTurner's House is open Wednesday to Sunday, from 12pm-4pm. Admission costs £12 for over 25s, £6 for 18-25s and £3 for children, and includes access to the exhibition — plus the option of a guided tour if you time your visit right. Book your tickets today.

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The first ever episode of the stubbornly popular Channel 4 property show Location, Location, Location aired on 17 May 2000, with a sprightly Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer bouncing around London, as they tried to give a young copywriter a leg up onto a property ladder that was already becoming financially challenging.

Here are 25 things we learned from the 25-year-old episode.

Can you believe there have now been three-and-a-half-million episodes of Location, Location, Location? Well it feels like that anyway. Image: Channel 41. London was still bloody expensive 25 years ago"London one of the most lucrative property markets in the entire world!" grins a fresh-faced Phil Spencer in the opening gambit of a show he has no idea will run for three-and-a-half-million episodes (or thereabouts).

  1. Some house prices had doubled since 1998...Enter Kirstie Allsopp, her first point of order to show us a handsome suburban house in London that's doubled in value in the last two years. Christ, was it hexed by a young Liz Truss?! We later learn that the average London house price has risen 40% since 1995. Not quite as dramatic, but still a lot.

  2. In fact house prices were going up so quickly, you could buy then sell on again within six months"It can be an idea to buy a house with a garden or a flat with a roof terrace in November and December, and sell it again in the spring or the summer," suggests Phil, "You can make yourselves good money." Blimey — that's what you call an overly healthy housing market.

London's housing market was already getting out of hand 25 years ago. Image: Sarflondondunc via creative commons4. Even so, everything was relatively cheap compared to 2025That Victorian terrace Kirstie's pointed out, for instance, has rocketed from £120k to £240k in 24 months. We're not told where in London this particular house is, but wherever it was, that higher price would still be a pipe dream anywhere in Greater London in 2025.

  1. L,L,L had top bants from the start"How do you get on the property ladder?" asks Kirstie, while scaling a small staircase, and signalling the quarter century of top TV banter that is to come. Someone give that director a BAFTA.

  2. £100k for a place in central London was still doableKirstie and Phil's maiden quest is to find a flat for "serial renter" and copywriter, 28-year-old Kate Pybus. Her budget is £100k, and for this she wants somewhere with a great location... and space. Thus nullifying the show's very mantra two minutes into its on-air existence.

A ladder in a property. A property ladder, if you will. Image: Amin via creative commons7. People had some interesting art on their walls in 2000Kate shows us around her rented Islington flat, pointing out a life drawing she's done of a perky nude. "It reminds me of my mum", she smiles, "It looks like her." They were different times, people!

  1. Some of the early L,L,L camerawork was horrificLike, properly nausea-inducing Blair Witch cam stuff (and to be fair, The Blair Witch Project was released the year before, so maybe its influence was still rippling through the industry). Someone take away that director's BAFTA.

Hackney still had bargains going if you knew where to look. Image: Nico Hogg via creative commons9. You could still bag a bargain in up-and-coming HackneyWith some old warehouses and factories still laying vacant in what was then sometimes nicknamed the 'Murder Mile'. But not for much longer. "Prices in Hackney have risen a whopping 80% in the last five years" says Phil. (That's still nothing compared to the house Kirstie showed us earlier which rose 100% in two years. Where the hell WAS that house?!) Anyway, the first flat they view for Kate is a one-bedroom studio in Homerton's Digby Works for £130,000, with wriggle room for haggling. A studio space there now will set you back around £1,875 pcm.

  1. Meanwhile, the UK average for a two-bed flat in the UK in 2000 was £79kYou'd struggle to get a parking space for that now. Speaking of which...

  2. If you couldn't afford a flat, a parking space would do"Any kind of property in London, however small, has got more and more expensive," advises Kirstie, "to a point where you've got a very small amount of money to invest, you could actually buy a parking space and it will go up in value." She wasn't wrong; some parking spaces in Hackney in 2025 cost in excess of £30k.

Image: Rightmove (believe it or not)12. Rightmove was founded the day before this episode airedIf the launch of L,L,L wasn't a sign that property was about to become a thing, Rightmove was incorporated on 16 May 2000 — the day before the first L,L,L aired — although the website wasn't up till July. Hence why Kirstie and Phil suggest snapping pictures of properties with a Polaroid, to remind you what you've seen.

  1. Phil is not always entirely accurate...At one point, Phil mentions that Arcadia Court in Hackney is "perfectly situated just one minute away from Liverpool Street station". I mean, it is if you're teleporting, but otherwise, it's a 14-minute walk/11-minute drive. A Touch of classic estate agent embellishment perhaps? This bald-faced lie discrepancy would pave the way for future L,L,L claims that places which are categorically inside Greater London are in fact in Kent/Surrey. Wouldn't surprise us if they've claimed Middlesex is a place in, in one or two of their episodes, too.

  2. ...All the same you could still get an apartment 14 minutes' walk from Liverpool Street station for £120k...Let that sink in, as some multi billionaire twerp might say.

  3. ...But Kate's budget is £100kWhich, by now, she has to stress to her two TV aides, in the hope they'll stop showing her places priced £30k north of that.

Greggs have been everywhere for a while. Image: Guest9999 via creative commons 16. There's some really iffy advice going on"How much you can afford is irrelative to how much you want this place," suggests Phil brazenly. "Perhaps we shouldn't be thinking about how much you can afford, but how much you like it." Which sounds like... terrible advice??

  1. Greggs were still bloody everywhereIncluding directly below one of the flats they look at (a £90k one-bed on Hackney high Street, in case you're interested. Bet the sausage rolls were cheap too). Phil flags the risk that the Greggs might be turned into a curry or chip shop. But let's be honest, the most real danger is that it'll spawn into two Greggs.

  2. You had to act blinking fastAfter deciding to go for the Arcadia Court flat near/sort-of-near Liverpool Street the next day, they call up to put in an offer... only to find an offer's already been accepted on it. Back to the drawing board!

If all else fails, Phil suggests going skip hunting. Image: Alan Stanton via creative commons19. If all else failed, you could walk around looking for skipsSo fast did you have to act in fact, Phil even suggests pounding the pavements, looking for skips and scaffolding, and chatting up builders in an attempt to get the jump on a newly developed property yet to hit the market. "Get out there and find properties before estate agents get their hands on them," says Phil. (Sadly this time Phil's skip ruse doesn't pay off .)

  1. TfL didn't have a website in May 2000Rightmove might've been embryonic, but TfL didn't yet have a website. Instead Phil puts in a phone call to find out how long Kate's new commute will be.

  2. Actually, TfL didn't exist in May 2000It was formed two months after this episode aired. A lot of things were happening in the summer of 2000. David Bowie headlined Glastonbury FFS.

  3. You could buy some seriously nice places outside London...An eye-opening interlude shows what £100k could buy you outside of London in 2000, including a castle tower in County Cork with stunning views and 10 acres of land...

  4. ...Some SERIOUSLY nice places......or a 16th century castle in Scotland with 34 acres of land and the possibility of a barony title. Goes to show how insane London's property market already was 25 years ago.

  5. Stoke Newington wasn't on first time buyers' radarsNot Kate's anyway. "While I would never have thought of Stoke Newington before, it's quite nice," says Kate, as she hones in on her new property. Got a feeling that since this was made, a few more people have thought of Stoke Newington.

Let us spray. Image: Ginny via creative commons25. People were very wasteful with champagne in 2000Or Kate was, anyway — shaking up and spraying a bottle all over the pavement. Who does she think she is, current F1 champion Mika Häkkinen? Then again, you'd probably spray bubbly all over the kerb if you'd just bagged a flat in Stokey for £103k...

You can watch the first ever episode of Location, Location, Location (and thousands more) for free on the Channel 4 website.

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Image: TfLTfL is taking sightseeing to new heights, by launching cable car cabins with clear glass floors.

Two of the dangling gondolas running between North Greenwich and the Royal Docks have been fitted with the transparent floors, and visitors are able to ride them by booking a new Glass Floor Experience. It's a round-trip, starting and ending at the Greenwich Peninsula terminal.

As well as looking at the skyline views, you can now look straight down into the murky water below, watching riverboats pootling along directly beneath you. Londonist had a preview ride, and while the middle section of the crossing over the river itself might not have as much to look at directly below as, say, a cable car down Oxford Street would, we got a bird's eye view of people enjoying the sunshine in the parkland around City Hall, and swimmers enjoying watersports in the docks while passing over that stretch.

Less advertising wrap means better views all round. Image: TfLIt's not as scary as you might think. Unlike other glass-floor experiences, this one begins almost at ground level, taking you slowly higher as the ride goes on, rather than exposing you to an extreme height at once. That said, anyone who doesn't like heights will be a little more nervous than in a regular cabin.

There's more to see over the land than over the water. Photo: LondonistIn addition to the glass flooring, the two special cabins have less advertising wrap than the others, meaning better, lesser obstructed views at eye level, even for those not brave enough to look down.

The Glass Floor Experience is available to book now, and opens on Monday 23 June. It's pricier than a regular cable car trip, with tickets at £35 per adult/£17.50 per child during peak time (weekends and school holidays), or £25 per adult/£12.50 per child off peak. You can use the code 'GFE20' when booking online to get 20% off Glass Floor Experience tickets from 23 June-31 August (inclusive).

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Too hot in London? Read on for ways to keep cool this summer. Photo: ShutterstockWe spend 50 weeks of the year moaning about the weather, then when we DO get a taste of summer, it's just too damn hot. Here's how and where to cool down when the heatwave hits London.

How to keep cool on the tubeMmm.... sweaty. Image: ShutterstockYou're joking right? The tube is London's own furnace — rumour has it the devil himself once had a cosy little lair on the Central line, but found it a bit too toasty and relocated to the cooler, more bearable flames of Hell instead.

A section of the air-conditioned tube map. Click here for the full, beautiful, icy masterpiece (from 2018)That said, there are ways you can rework your commute to keep a bit cooler — meet the air-conditioned tube map. That version was first compiled by Geoff Marshall in the sticky days of the summer 2018 heatwave, though you can find a more recent edition here. It helpfully shows which tube lines are nice and chilled. No surprise that the Central line is absent, but you'll notice that the beautifully air-conditioned Elizabeth line has opened since the first map, and runs a similar route to the Central line through Central London.

Of course, we make no promises about your fellow commuters having the common decency to wear deodorant, but one step at a time, eh?

Rooftop bars and beer gardens in LondonSabine is one of London's best rooftop bars for a summer day (or evening)If you're anything like us, as soon as thew sun's out, your thoughts turn to al fresco supping. You've got two main options; rooftop bars, and beer gardens.

Rooftop bars can be found across London, from themed hipster hangouts in east London, to stunning views of St Paul's Cathedral, and Peckham's perennially popular Frank's. Browse our guide to the best rooftop bars in London this year.

When the sun's out, head to your nearest beer garden. Image: ShutterstockOtherwise, gather your crew together and make for your nearest beer garden. From riverside terraces to sprawling open spaces, and more compact gardens in the city centre, kick back with a pint and a packet of crisps — just watch out for wasps.

Lidos and outdoor swimming in LondonParliament Fields Lido. Image: ShutterstockYear-round swimmers must dread summer, when fair weather dippers take to London's many lidos and wild swimming ponds in a bid to cool down. Of course, there are the famous ones — the ponds on Hampstead Heath, and Brockwell Lido — but there are also a fewer lesser-known gems. Finchley Lido, anyone? For summer 2025, there's also a free lido opening at Royal Docks with liefguards and floating platforms to keep everyone safe, and open water swimming is back in Canary Wharf too.

Conversely, London's year-round, indoor pools tend to empty out a bit when a heatwave hits, as everyone heads al fresco — so you might get a bit more swimming space at these indoor pools.

Willing to travel a bit? Combine swimming with a day trip at one of these outdoor pools and lidos near London.

Summer beaches in LondonViking Bay in Broadstairs. Image: ShutterstockNo need to hop on the train to get to the beach — although Kent, Essex and Sussex all have some excellent options. London has its own beaches, which pop-up every summer to offer city dwellers the feel of sand between the toes... and in their hair, and up their nose... Anyway, if you're up for finding sand in your crevices until October, here are the details of this year's summer beaches in London.

London water fountains you can play inImage: ShutterstockMove out the way, kids — we're coming in. In summer, London's awash with water fountains that you're allowed to play in. Splash, paddle and whoop to your heart's content — just remember, you've got to go back to the office in that soaking wet shirt and tie.

Take to the iceStreatham ice rink is open all yearIce skating's not just for Christmas — London has several year-round ice rinks, situated in dark, cool buildings, away from all that sunshine. The most central one is located at Queensway, and has bowling, arcade games and a restaurant and bar. In fact, it's located underground — ideal if you're swerving the sun entirely.

Things to do outdoors in LondonRooftop Film Club is a staple of London's outdoor cinema sceneIf you're keen to make the most of summer in London, there are plenty of things to do outdoors - just make sure you follow safety advice, wear sunscreen, drink plenty of water, and stick to the shade on the hottest days.

On a summer evening, few things are more delightful than watching a good film at an outdoor cinema. London's summer 2025 options take places on rooftops, in parks and gardens, and even in the middle of the Barbican estate. Most have food and drink options available on site. Just bear in mind that no matter how scorching the day has been, things can get chilly when the sun sets, so take an extra layer along with you.

Beyond cinema, there's plenty of other outdoor culture to enjoy in London, from live music to outdoor theatre to open-air art. Check out our guide to summer 2025's music festivals while you're there.

Alternatively, we've always found boating to be a cooling activity (providing you're not doing too much of the rowing or pedalling yourself that is). Here's our guide to boating lakes in London.

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Image: MOLAPaintwork from the earliest days of London was recently uncovered in Southwark. Challenging jigsaw puzzle ensues.

It was one of the greatest London archaeological finds of the century so far. Back in 2022, Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) revealed a series of Roman floor mosaics at a dig in Southwark, next to the rail viaduct on Southwark Street. Phrases like "once in a lifetime discovery" were bandied about.

But the site had further treasures to reveal. Archaeologists also uncovered a series of frescoes — sadly not still clinging to the wall, but smashed into thousands of fragments. The paintings had been reduced to rubble in Roman times, and buried in a pit. The building has been dated to somewhere between the Roman invasion of AD 43 and AD150, making these fresco fragments among the very earliest works of art found in settled London.

Image: MOLACue an extremely challenging jigsaw puzzle. It took three months to figure out how the pieces fitted together — a task complicated by the delicate nature of the plaster. Now, for the first time in at least 1800 years, our eyes can once again gaze over the patterns. Here's how MOLA describes them:

These paintings were designed to show off both the wealth and excellent taste of the building’s owner or owners. They include bright yellow panel designs with black intervals beautifully decorated with images of birds, fruit, flowers, and... lyres. While panel designs were common during the Roman period, yellow panels weren't. They have been identified at only a few sites across the country, which include Fishbourne Roman Palace, one of Britain’s most luxurious Roman residences. Finding repeating yellow panels like these is even rarer.

A reconstruction of how the panels would have looked. Image: MOLATantalisingly, we almost got the artist's name. One of the fragments contains the word 'FECIT' meaning 'made this'. However, the piece containing the name of London's first artist seems not to have survived.

The findings are particularly exciting because they come from Southwark rather than the better characterised site of Londoninium, north of the river. The building may have been a private dwelling, or perhaps a kind of hotel for wealthy travellers visiting the city.

It's hoped that the fragments can go on public display, along with the mosaics from the site. Meanwhile, the site is now being developed into a residential-led site called The Liberty. I think we can now guess the colour scheme of its lobby.

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An utterly gorgeous postbox ‘topper’ in Covent Garden, showing a costermonger’s barrow and flower girl. It was created by ‘Spin us a Yarn’ of Colliers Wood. Image: Matt BrownEver heard of Ellen Keeley? Her name was plastered all over Covent Garden for much of the 20th century, but today she is largely forgotten. It’s time her story flowered once again.


“Seventy-eight years ago, a five-year-old girl sat near St Paul’s Cathedral selling flowers — she was doing so until three days before she died last March.”

So ran an obituary to Ellen Keeley in 1949. It commemorated a remarkable life, surrounded by flowers and mystery.

“Ellen of the Seven Dials” they called her, or simply “The Flower Girl”. The little woman with the big heart. She was a popular character around Covent Garden for decades, selling posies, wreaths and bouquets from her small shop in Shorts Gardens.

But there was more to this flower girl than met the eye. Hardly anyone knew it, but Ellen had a second job; one that had made her rich. And much of that money was redirected to local good causes. “They didn’t know,” ran another news report of her death, “that white-haired, simply dressed Ellen was the E. Keeley whose name was painted on almost every Covent Garden market barrow.”

Like Eliza Doolittle in Pygmalion and My Fair Lady, Ellen was a flower-seller made good. But hers was a very different rags-to-riches tale, with no leg-up from high society.

Sub-rosa barrow makingCovent Garden in the first half of the 20th century was a riot of colour. It was one of the world’s biggest markets for flowers, fruit and vegetables. Most of the traders sold from barrows — basically tables with iron wheels, which could easily be moved to and from the market.

Many of these barrows — the yellow and green ones — were manufactured or leased out from E. Keeley and Co. of 33 Neal Street. This was a respected family business that stretched back decades. Some sources even claim the Keeleys invented the costermonger’s barrow, though I’ve not been able to verify this.

The Keeleys had initially set up in Dublin in 1830 but moved to London soon afterwards as refugees from the Irish potato famine. Covent Garden, with its thriving market and existing Irish population, was the obvious place to settle. A couple of generations later, and the firm was in the hands of Ellen Keeley, not that she ever talked about it.

Business boomed in the early 20th century, and Ellen became rich. She would go on long holidays to the continent without ever revealing where she’d been. According to news accounts after he death in 1949, she not only owned the flower shop and the barrow-lending business, but also five houses in the Covent Garden area. But nor did she keep all her earnings to herself…

After her death, many people came forward to praise her munificence. Teachers from Holborn Roman Catholic school revealed that Ellen would regularly supplement their meagre wages with her own savings. She made extensive donations to local charities. Yet she never talked about either her business or her charitable work. She was just a friendly flower seller, trading from the small shop she’d inherited from her parents.

Her funeral was quite something, by all accounts. Local florists stayed up all night making wreaths for their fallen comrade. At least 40 buildings in Covent Garden were garlanded in memoriam. Local boxers refused to attend training, in order to pay their last respects.

“She loved flowers,” her granddaughter Patricia told the press. “She could never see a flower lying on the ground without stooping to pick it up and putting it in water.” But it’s clear that she also loved her local community, and gave back generously from the profits of the barrow business.

Ellen’s plaqueI have to admit, I never knew any of this until recently. I’d never even heard of the Keeley business, although it remained famous into the 1980s. My curiosity was piqued, as is so often the case, by a plaque. This one, at 33 Neal Street.

Image: Matt BrownThe plaque from the Seven Dials Trust is remarkable for two reasons. First, it’s a rare one to commemorate a business owned by a woman — a fact few people realised when the shop was styled as E. Keeley. Second, just look at those dates. The company persevered for 33 years after Ellen’s death. But the firm also outlasted Covent Garden Market itself. All the flowers, fruits and vegetables decamped to Nine Elms in 1974. The local demand for barrows must have plummeted off a cliff. But Ellen Keeley Co. remained in business for another eight years, here on Neal Street.

Shortly after the market moved away, Ellen’s successor at the barrow firm, John Sullivan, was interviewed by the Express and Star. He had no grumbles about the displacement of his customer base. His main beef was with wheel regulations. “We tried making rubber wheels for Covent Garden some time ago but they didn’t go and we were stuck with them,” he told the paper. “I’m sticking to the traditional metal wheels.”

You can still find the occasional barrow around Covent Garden, usually for display purposes. Image: Richard Cooke, creative commons licence The shop caught the eyes of the Londonists of the time. The great Geoffrey Fletcher, who penned The London That Nobody Knows, had this to say about the shop in 1981:

“Everything about the place is in complete harmony—the Georgian house above, the shop below with a little Gothic ornament on the fascia, and painted, just as it should be, in Brunswick Green. Inside is the workshop, full of wood, lathes, pots of paint and barrows under construction, and in the window are specimens of the italic lettering they carve so expertly on the shafts and wheels of the barrows.”

That Brunswick green really shines through in this painting by David Gentleman (the same artist who created the medieval-stlye illustrations at Charing Cross tube station).

Towards the end of its time in Covent Garden, the company pivoted (as we’d say today) to hire out barrows for TV and movie productions. It continues to trade today as Keeley Hire, specialising in all kinds of prop hire including, perhaps, the occasional barrow.

Ellen’s flower shop (photo here), in Shorts Gardens opposite The Crown, also continued to bloom long after her death. An article in the Observer in 1979 notes that it was then in the capable hands of Ellen’s grand-daughter Kathy (“married with five children but everybody always calls me Miss Keeley”).

The two businesses seem to have faded away in the 1980s, and the once celebrated name of Keeley is largely forgotten in the West End. But the story of the young flower girl who secretly built up a fortune and used it to support the local community is a compelling one, which deserves to be remembered.

I sometimes hear people grumble about plaques to less celebrated people. “Never heard of her!,” they’ll say. “They give out plaques to anyone these days.” But I think that’s a rotten attitude. The very best plaques are the ones that alert us to people and stories we would not have otherwise encountered. Learning about Ellen Keeley was so much more enriching than finding another plaque to Winston Churchill or Lord Elgin. Happily, the Seven Dials Trust has funded an inflorescence of similar plaques around the area, many of which commemorate similarly obscure but fascinating characters. Long may they bloom.

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This plaque has adorned the building in question since the 1970s. Image: Spudgun67 via creative commonsThe former Mayfair home of poet and artist William Blake could be turned into a "national cultural centre" under new plans.

Blake lived in two rooms at 17 Molton Street for 17 years, creating some of his best known works here. The building is already adorned with a City of London blue plaque making the Jerusalem writer's time there. Now, the London Assembly is calling for the building to be made into a "cultural and educational hub and visitor centre", under the name The House of William Blake.

What this would look like is unclear, but it has been likened to the former London townhouse homes of Charles Dickens and George Frideric Handel, both of which have been turned into museums.

There are no guarantees the plans will go ahead. At this time, they take the form of a motion put forward by London Assembly member Marina Ahmad AM, who asked the Mayor of London to meet with the William Blake Fellowship and consider the plans. She said:

We have a unique opportunity to transform Blake's last remaining London residence into a world-class cultural and educational hub, honouring his legacy while boosting the local economy. The homes of Mozart, Rembrandt and Burns are thriving visitor attractions — let's do the same with William Blake's house.

Blake's grave in Bunhill Fields is popular with visitors. Photo: Matt BrownThe building is currently owned by commercial property company the Grosvenor Group, who "although also supportive of the proposal in principle, are continuing with their planned renovation and marketing of Blake’s home as a private residence".

That said, the William Blake Fellowship is hopeful that the centre could open in 2027, which will be 270 years since Blake's birth, and the bicentenary of his death. In the meantime, there are several other locations around London where you can pay tribute to Blake, including his grave at Bunhill Fields and the nearby mural to his poem The Tyger, a plaque at another of his former homes on Hercules Road in Waterloo, and mosaics inspired by some of his works in Lambeth.

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Biting satire. Image: City of London CorporationA City of London police box which was 'filled' with piranhas by guerilla street artist Banksy last summer will go on display at the London Museum when it opens next year.

In August 2024 the biting satirist claimed responsibility for turning a 1990s police sentry box on Ludgate Hill into a vicious-looking aquarium, using translucent spray paint. It was part of a spate of critter-themed artworks that Banksy delighted London with, others including a gorilla at London Zoo and a pelican outside a Walthamstow chip shop.

The fishy police box was soon moved to Guildhall Yard for safekeeping; now, the City of London Corporation has said it plans to remove the artwork from here, and gift it to the London Museum (formerly Museum of London), which opens at a new home in Smithfield Market in 2026. We're all for it — although surely the London Aquarium would've been more fitting?

The City Corporation — which was recently accused by London Spy as overseeing 'the last rotten borough' — has so far pledged £222m towards the new London Museum.

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Where to spot camels in London.

Have you ever woken up of a morning and thought "I know what I'm going to do today. I'm going to walk around London spotting camels"? We've all been there. So to help with the task, we've put together a selection of dromedaries and bactrians for you to track down in the capital.

  1. Actual living camelsImage: Matt BrownLondon's only living camels (so far as we know) are of course in London Zoo. The Regent's Park attraction is home to a pair of domestic Bactrian camels named Genghis and Noemie. Their enclosure is right up against the southern perimeter of the zoo, so you can get a good view without having to pay the entrance fee.

  2. A camel memorialEmbankment Gardens revels in more public statues and sculptures than pretty much any other open space. One of the more eye-catching is this monument, featuring a spindly legged camel. It remembers the Imperial Camel Corps, a brigade who saw action in the Middle East during the First World War. At its peak, the Corps maintained a stable of 4,800 camels. The beasts were not, of course, used for cavalry charges, but proved useful for transporting infantry across the desert. The Imperial Camel Corps was disbanded in 1919.

  3. A camel benchImage: Matt BrownThe Victoria Embankment boasts many an impressive bench. Some are sculpted by great swan heads. Others, near Cleopatra's Needle, are adorned with Sphinx heads. On the City of London's side of the boundary can be found these delightful camel-borne seats. The benches are replicas of ones installed in 1877, just before the Needle was erected.

  4. London's largest camel?The Albert Memorial in Kensington is guarded by four sculptural groups each representing a continent. Africa's stone ambassadors include this magnificent camel, sculpted by William Theed. It is, quite possibly, the only Grade-I-listed camel in existence.

  5. A fanged camelLondon's most sinister camel (among an admittedly small pool) is surely this beastie in the British Museum's Asian galleries. The fanged camelid is part of a hoard of tomb figures from China, and dates back to the Tang Dynasty (AD 618–907). Terrifying.

  6. A Kentish camelLess monumental, but much more colourful, is this unexpected humpster in Kentish Town. Known as 'Sami', the camel has sat outside the Orientalist carpet shop since the 1980s. Camels famously store fat in their humps as an energy source in lean times. Sami, however, is filled with concrete to prevent theft.

  7. Camels in reliefA caravan of camels decorates Peek House on Eastcheap in the City of London. The camels are a reminder of the Peek Brothers company, which imported tea, coffee and spices in the 19th and 20th century. As well as a symbol of exotic trade, the camels are three in number to represent the three Peek brothers. The same family would also found Peek Freans biscuit manufacturers in Bermondsey. The camels were sculpted by William Theed, who also crafted the camel on the Albert Memorial.

  8. A lost mounted camelImage: public domainWe've already seen the memorial to the Imperial Camel Corps, but London once possessed a much larger mounted camel. As London Remembers notes, a camel-mounted statue of Charles George Gordon briefly stood outside the National Portrait Gallery, where today we find the statue of Edith Cavell. It only lasted a few months before getting shipped off to Khartoum. It is now at Gordon's School near Woking — a much-travelled camel. The one shown in the photo above is another casting, which stands at Brompton Barracks, Chatham.

  9. Camel pubsSpotted in the Prince of Wales pub, ClaphamLondon is Bactrian when it comes to camel-related pubs: there are two of them. The Camel in Bethnal Green is charming backstreet boozer, old-fashioned, community focussed, and big on its pies. The gloriously named Camel and Artichoke, meanwhile, sits beside the Leake Street tunnel in Waterloo (and is a much more tempting prospect that the massive, overbearing BrewDog at the other end of said tunnel).

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Your weekly roundup of Londonist news and features.

Ancient Roman Road Discovered Beneath Old Kent RoadParts of Roman Watling Street discovered near New Cross.

How To See London's Christmas Lights By BusWatch the illuminations roll past, from your moquette throne.

Charlton House On Heritage At Risk RegisterHistoric England now concerned about 599 London sites.

Canary Wharf Winter Lights: Free Trail Returns In January 2025Illuminations to be dotted among the skyscrapers again.

Pick Your Own Christmas Tree At These Festive Farms In And Around LondonChristmas jumpers optional. Wellies recommended.

Photo: Cara Grobbelaar via UnsplashWhy Does The City Of London Cross Some Bridges And Not Others?Boundary anomalies, ahoy!

London's Christmas Pub, The Churchill Arms, Has Switched On Its LightsThe Notting Hill pub gets its festive glow-up.

The Most Idiosyncratic Guide To Deptford You'll Ever ReadOK, well, maybe the only guide to Deptford you'll ever read.

Hyde Park Winter Wonderland 2024: A Guide To Visiting London's Huge Christmas FestivalWhen to go, what to see and how to save money.

Photo: Eric Aydin Barberini/Hyde Park Winter WonderlandWhere To Play Board Games In LondonBoard game cafes, clubs and pubs.

Christmas Music Shows In London 2024 - Get Festive With The Rat Pack, Dolly Parton And Old Dirty BrasstardsCarols not your thing? There's still a sleigh-load of festive music to lap up.

London Looks Like A Model Train Set From This Bridge Near Victoria StationEver hung out on Ebury Bridge?

Festive Film Screenings: Where To Watch Christmas Movies In London This YearCinemas screening Christmas classics.

Santa Visits The Barbican! We're In Love With These Brutalist London Christmas CardsPraying hard for a lump of concrete.

Where To Watch Dickens' A Christmas Carol On Stage In London, 2024From traditional retellings to drunk adaptations.

Image: David BartholomewTrollied: London's Obsession With Meals (And Drinks) On Wheels"Clang clang clang went the trolley..."

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Image: Matt Brown"How the friggidy poop did the Trafalgar Square fountains end up in Canada?"

So asks Jonnie Fielding on his Bowl of Chalk Instagram. That got our attention. The famous tiered fountains were both present and correct last time we walked through the square. But it turns out that they're post-war replicas.

The originals were of some importance — or, at least, they would be considered so today. Along with the rest of the square, they were designed by Charles Barry, one of Britain's most celebrated architects whose most famous contribution was a trifling riverside property known as the Houses of Parliament.

Barry's red granite fountains were removed from the square in 1948. They never returned. Replacements by the equally famous Sir Edwin Lutyens went up in the late 1940s in their stead.

One of the original fountain heads, as shown in an old postcard. Courtesy of Jonnie FieldingThe originals were eventually shipped to Canada and now decorate parks in Ottawa and Regina. That much can be read on Wikipedia. But Bowl of Chalk has done some digging into the paper trail. We don't want to steal his thunder — watch the excellent Instagram reel for the full story — but let's just say that one of the Canadian fountains is not what it seems.

Bowl of Chalk is one of those must-follow Instagram channels for those into quirky London history. The Trafalgar Square story is, incredibly, number 444 in an ongoing series of Fun London Facts. Jonnie is also an experienced tour guide, whose walks can be found here.

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The roof of Charlton House. "Leaky." Image: Matt Brown26 London sites added to the "at risk" register; 25 removed.

Each year, Historic England publishes a survey of historic structures that are at risk in some way. And each year, a number of London buildings are added to that list. Sometimes, these are surprising.

This year's headline struggler is Charlton House in the Royal Borough of Greenwich. This 400-year-old Jacobean Mansion is freely open to the public and is seemingly in fine fettle. However, a leaky roof (which we've had the pleasure of walking across) has put the building in danger. So onto the list it goes, along with 25 other sites across the capital.

St John Smith Square. Image: Matt BrownAnother big name on the list is St John Smith Square, also known as Smith Square Hall. This is the old church in Pimlico often likened to an overturned footstool. This Grade-I-listed building, now a popular concert hall and posh cafe, has worrying issues with its masonry. Also among those added to the list are Stoke Newington Town Hall, Trent Park in Enfield and St Michael's Church in Highgate.

St Michael's in Highgate. Image: Matt BrownIt's not all bad news. As ever, the update includes a few London places that have been removed from the list, following restoration or safeguarding action. The 25 locations include the evocative Abney Park Cemetery in Stoke Newington, Hornsey Town Hall and St Pancras Old Church.

Besides listing out all the problems, Historic England also helps make things right. It awarded over £1 million in repair grants last year. This, though, is drop in the ocean when we consider that almost 5,000 sites across England are on the 2024.

In London alone, Historic England now lists 599 structures as "at risk". You can view the entries on the Historic England website (via a spreadsheet), or on an interactive map (though this does not say whether locations are new or existing).

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Think you know Deptford? Don't think you know Deptford? Either way, this eccentric guidebook is for you.

Deptford. It gets its name from a deep ford over the River Ravensbourne. The river still meanders through the area as, irresistibly, will you if you pick up a copy of this delicious new guide book from Matt Haynes.

The area is plastered with history (as well as street art, tags and posters). From its days as a naval dockyard to the arrival of London's first railway, to years of abject poverty and on to its reinvention as one of London's cool quarters (mixed in with lingering poverty), Deptford is a place full of human stories. And construction machinery:

Unchartered Streets is your all-encompassing guide. But it's not cast to the usual formula. Working your way through the book's six-mile route is like having an eccentric, anecdote-prone friend whispering in your ear. Expect witty asides, visual gags, protracted puns that continue into the footnotes, and forms of sub-joshing that would normally be quashed (incorrectly) by an editor. It's a joy.

The book contains some quite exceptional photography.If the writing style and the author name are familiar, then it's because you remember Smoke: A London Peculiar. This occasional fanzine, co-founded by Matt in 2003, was a compendium of essays, poetry, erudite nonsense and photographs of pigeons in puddles — all inspired by the capital. It's sadly been defunctified for over a decade now, but the Smoke spirit lives on through this new book of similar learned irreverence.

Idiosyncratic the guidebook may be, but it all hangs together very well. Every page is a blaze of imagery, maps and those ever-present footnotes. Discover wartime air raid shelters, a murdered playwright, a crassly named pub, the difference between cruffins and cronuts and an anamorphic skull... and that just from pages 22-23.

This is the second book in a glacially scheduled series. The first volume, Unchartered Streets Leyton, came out in early 2021, when we were too furloughed to do much with it. Having now read both volumes, we can recommend them with all the heartiness of a salty old seadog receiving his Christmas rum bonus — which we imagine was once a common sight in naval Deptford.

A truly original, erudite and well-researched guide to this area of south-east London, Unchartered Streets puts the "ept" back into "Deptford".

Unchartered Streets Deptford (and Leyton) are available direct from the publisher and, we're told, in "all good book shops in New Cross".

All images courtesy of Matt Haynes.

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The Churchill Arms, Christmas 2022. Image: Matt BrownMany London pubs put up a run of tinsel for the festive period, but nowhere goes all-out like the Churchill Arms.

At any time of year, the famous pub is an attractive corner-house in the Kensington/Notting Hill borders. Its roof and walls are festooned (there really is no other word for it) with pot plants, hanging baskets and aerial shrubbery.

Come the Christmas period, and the roof becomes a veritable thicket of Christmas trees and fairy lights, so densely packed that you wonder how the real Santa Claus will ever squeeze in.

The 2024 decorations will be switched on from Thursday 14 November at 6pm. The pub will, of course, be open for food and drink for anyone stopping by for the essential Instagram shot of the season.

The Churchill Arms, owned by Fuller's, is also a charmer on the inside, packed to the gunwales with hanging bric-a-brac, bunting, Churchillian memorabilia and — that vanishing species in pubs — a carpet.

The Churchill Arms, 119 Kensington Church Street W8 7LN. Nearest station Notting Hill Gate.

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Our intrepid author went to play dress-up around town.Sure, getting dressed-up for Halloween is fun, but what about the other 364 days of the year?

There's no shortage of places to source a costume in the capital. London's best fancy dress shops range from impressive emporiums where you can browse pretty much every character to have ever graced the small and big screen, to modest market stalls where you can stock up on face paints, wigs or masks — and an endless choice of festive fits and themed threads.

Who knew there was more than one White Rabbit?Whether you're planning to participate in the annual Santa Run and need a beard and red pyjamas, require a superhero suit for Comic Con, saucy sparkles for Carnival, or an elaborate ensemble for your own birthday party, we've got you covered for where to find your attire of dreams. And naturally, these places have ghoulish gear for your Halloween blowout too.

Fancy dress shops in central LondonSo High Soho"A lot of DJs and performance artists wanted to dress up and that's how So High was born."Having started as a market stall in Berwick Street 35 years ago — and then becoming a firm fixture in Soho at three different addresses — So High Soho now resides on Peter Street. An homage to their three decades of dedication to supplying the most creative costumes in London, co-founder Anna Boyle gives us a tour of the store while explaining the origins of this much-loved institution: "Specialising in costumes was a natural progression," she says, "We were surrounded by the beautiful fabric shops of Soho and it was the heyday of dance music, raves, garage and house. A lot of DJs and performance artists wanted to dress up and that's how So High was born."

A shimmering shrine embodies the glitz of Notting Hill Carnival.Music, pop culture and fashion infiltrate the designs. There's a shimmering shrine dedicated to headwear that embodies the glitz of Notting Hill Carnival alongside rails of one-off creations made by cult costumiers. From sequin shirts to corsetry, there's apparel for all budgets.

The store has recently introduced costume hire to encourage a more sustainable way to shop for partywear. Look out for their sister store on Berwick Street specialising in jewellery (also called So High Soho).

Best for: Rarities, custom creations, retro prints and carnivalwear.

So High Soho, 22 Peter Street, W1F 0HS

Mix MaxThe pièce de résistance is the wall of masks.Its central Soho location makes Mix Max a popular spot to grab last-minute novelty accessories for hen and stag dos. We're looking at you, tower of Elton sunnies and rainbow feather boas. There are childhood sweetshop vibes here too, with all manner of pocket money party bag goodies, alongside colourful flower crowns for summer festivals.

The pièce de résistance is the wall of masks. And we’re not just talking Venetian eye masks. The usual slasher movie disguises like Michael Myers and Ghostface are aplenty, but the ones that impressed us the most were the animal masks, especially the furry pig. Oink!

Best for: Props and accessories, menacing masks and novelty costumes.

Mix Max, 78 Berwick Street, W1F 8TJ

Fancy dress shops in east LondonMad World Fancy Dress HireJust the 35,000 costumes to choose from...If you can't find it at Mad World does it even exist? With 35,000 costumes on site and counting, visiting here and trying on outfits is a day trip in itself. There's a central warehouse-like store and a smaller pop-up which changes according to the time of year.

At Halloween it houses the largest collection of spooky specific goodies you'll find anywhere in the city. It's open for a month and a half before fright night, then the elves move in for Christmas.

There's a Goodwood Revival section choc-full of vintage tea dresses and an entire zone dedicated to licensed Star Wars clothing. If it's on-trend, it's in-store as general manager Shane explains: "Last year everyone wanted to be Wednesday Addams. It depends what movies are coming out, we can usually predict from that what customers are looking for."

If you can't find it at Mad World does it even exist?Historic costumes are a favourite here and there’s a dedicated team of skilled seamstresses who make bespoke pieces like Medieval costumes. There's also military, celebrity, fairytale…

Best for: Trending characters, furry heads, weird wigs and dedicated themed pop-ups for major festivities like Oktoberfest, Halloween and Christmas.

Mad World London City branch: 69-85 Tabernacle Street, EC2A 4BD

North London branch: 205 Kentish Town Road, NW5 2JU

Viking StoreAnd yes they sell drinking horns.The does-what-it-says-on-the-tin option. If you're coming here, there's only one thing you're dressing up as: a Viking. This is a popular shop among the LARPing community (that's Live Action Roleplaying, for the uninitiated), where prospective vikings can get kitted out before battle.

Best for: Quintessential drinking merchandise like drinking horns, armour and jewellery.

The Viking Store, 119 Wood Street, Walthamstow, E17 3LL

Fancy dress shops in north LondonAlso see the Kentish Town branch of Mad World (above).

CyberdogIf you’re looking for a costume that quite literally stands out, take the trip to Cyberdog.Camden wouldn't be Camden without the rave-themed universe that is Cyberdog. If you've not been inside, you've probably at least heard the booming echoes of dance music blaring out as you walk past. The neon UV aesthetic can feel intimidating, but inside it feels more like a playground than a prison. Friendly staff are on hand to assist you with navigating the three floors which include extremewear, festival fashion, clubwear and all manner of light-up gear.

Light-up gear is a speciality.The biggest surprise is that there's something for all ages. Cyberdog's children's line starts at 3 months, perfect for raver tots, while an over-18's Future Lover's lounge is stocked with fetish and bondage wear, an epic number of harnesses and luxury lingerie. It's not just PVA and leather either, there are pretty florals too. Or, you could stick to patterned socks or a faux Underground London Party Map top. Either way, if you’re looking for a costume that quite literally stands out, take the trip here.

Best for: Streetwear, rave clothing, festival fashion.

Cyberdog, Stables Market, Chalk Farm Road, NW1 8AH

Tainted PrinceBeen called to the dark side?Goth wear is not just for Halloween, it's a lifestyle. Any form of dress-up throws up questions about cultural appropriation and that applies to sub-cultures too. So if you opt for an alternative aesthetic, remember to treat the outfit with respect, explains Kristi at Tainted Prince; "Goths wear these clothes everyday and even weddings. It's also OK for anyone to come and try the styles but remember that they're more than fancy dress."

If you're called to the dark side, Tainted Prince helps you indulge in your fantasy. From Gothic Victoriana skirts to steampunk waistcoats, the macabre awaits.

Best for: Theatrical looks, corsets and velvet numbers.

Tainted Prince, Unit 14/7 Stables Market, Camden, NW1 8AH

Fancy dress shops in south LondonPrangsta Costumiers Like stepping into Narnia.A wondrous menagerie of oddities and antiques greet you at the secret subterranean land of Prangsta. Unassumingly disguised beside a bed shop in New Cross, entering from the street into this basement costume store is like stepping into dress-up Narnia. Mythical creature headdresses styled on vintage dressers are as much pieces of art as they are accessories.

Browse rails of designs that look they're from the sets of Alice in Wonderland and The Great Gatsby. Circus master jackets and capes are gender neutral and as it's only open by appointment there'll be a stylist on hand to help you perfect your look.

The founder's classmate was Alexander McQueen.Founder Melanie Wilson set up her elegant emporium after graduating from Central St Martin’s over 30 years ago, where her classmate was Alexander McQueen.

Every outfit is available to hire. As social media manager Anthony explains, "If you were to buy an item it would cost thousands of pounds because every element is handmade, but some people do, or we can get similar pieces made for them." Thankfully hire won't break the bank with prices starting at £140 for four days.

We spy a rail of glamorous garbs reserved for Mayfair private members' club Annabel's but it's not just high society that sources their outfits here. Celebrities who've worn Prangsta include Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and Golda Rosheuvel aka Bridgerton's Queen Charlotte. If it's good enough for them…

Best for: Boudoir chic, high-glamour, vintage, historic and upcycled attire.

Prangsta Costumiers, 141 Lewisham Way, New Cross, SE14 6QP

Party and Celebrate

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A firm favourite in Clapham, this local institution is a one-stop shop for party planners and partygoers. Whether you're after fake blood and fangs for Halloween, novelty specs or a pirate patch, it's probably here in amongst helium balloons and bunting. What every party shop should be like.

Best for: Family-friendly fits, popular characters, party décor to enhance outfits.

Party and Celebrate, 268-274 Lavender Hill, Clapham Junction, SW11 1LJ

Fancy Dress TownA treasure trove of quintessential party dress-up, wigs and masks.A high-street treat, this popular south London costume store is a treasure trove of quintessential party fancy dress outfits, wigs and masks. There are Smiffys outfits for kids and adults, alonside hippyish prints, Hawaiian garlands, coloured shades… Search deep and the real treasures will emerge. Anyone for a 118 runner costume?

Best for: Blasts from the past, fantasy favourites and creepy costumes.

Fancy Dress Town, 200 Southwark Park Road, Bermondsey, SE16 3RW

Fancy dress shops in west LondonAdhoc LondonBecause pets like to dress up too.Ever wondered where the stars of Made in Chelsea get their glittering partywear? Ceiling-to-floor of quirky, kitsch creations fill this joyful store, but they're not just for humans. Dress-up for dogs is a speciality at Adhoc and we spied superhero and pumpkin outfits for dogs and a cat wearing a tarantula suit. Fun festival wear, light-up hats, hen party essentials and metallic leggings are all part of the stock and there's an invitation to mix and match to create your signature look.

This place is almost too cool to be on King's Road.We couldn't help but be drawn to a cabinet filled with jewels including snake arm bands. You can also pick up wigs in every shade of the rainbow, body jewels and make-up. It's almost too cool to be on King's Road.

Best for: pet costumes, light-up accessories, festival fashion, face jewellery.

Adhoc London, 153 King’s Road, Chelsea, SW3 5TZ

Carnival Store

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A family-run business since the 1950s, this west London indie shop has added online selling into the mix, while ensuring their Kensington store stays true to its roots. We love their vintage mannequin head and there are two whole floors of costume get-up for every occasion. From show-stopping superhero outfits to prosthetics you didn't know you needed like a fake hairy chest, don't be surprised if you stay much longer than you intended to.

Best for: Prosthetics, novelty hats and children’s costumes.

Carnival Store, 95 Hammersmith Road, West Kensington W14 0QH

Angels Fancy Dress (online) While we encourage you to head to a physical store to try on garbs and get styling advice from in-house costume experts, we have to give a special mention to Angels Fancy Dress, the OG of fancy dress shops in London. Indeed, they were established in 1890.

Their Covent Garden store was a mecca for makeovers, and though they relocated to Hendon for a brief time, Angels is now online only. That said, you can still visit their HQ and get a glimpse of their eight miles (!) of outfit rails to see what a million costumes look like at one of their Behind the Seams tours. You'll also get the wardrobe lowdown on iconic film and TV productions like Downtown Abbey and Game of Thrones.

Angels online fancy dress shop has a more modest collection but you'll still find popular guises like morph suits and Roman togas. It was also, so we're told, where the Barnes White Rabbit bought his costume from.

All images by the author.

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Auguries Through the Mist, by Candida Powell-WilliamsNine women artists have contributed bright and playful sculptures to the Artists' Garden on top of Temple underground.

In a parallel universe, it is the northern bridgehead for Thomas Heatherwick's Garden Bridge. In our universe the rooftop of Temple station is instead an Artists' Garden, which is gaining a reputation for joyful, engaging art.

The latest free exhibition, called Mary Mary, isn't on the face of it contrary, but it does make us want to explore how the garden grows.

Dancing in Time: The Ties that Bind Us, by LR VandyAs the blurb tells us:

The garden is peopled by abstractions of ‘Mary’ (derived from the Hebrew mry meaning rebellious) from the dynamic cog to the kinetic kick to the surreal baluster-woman-shrine. Sculpture answers back and turns itself into sound, sculpture laughs at its deft capacity to fit inside its own packing crate. Sculpture is ready to move forward.

It's an artists' garden, so don't expect them to call a spade a spade. All you really need to know is that this is an exhibition of great joy and playfulness, which will delight adults and children alike.

Savoy, by Alice WilsonWe've included photos of a few of the sculptures here, but not all, because you should be left with some surprises.

It's all Kicking Off, by Lucy Gregory. You can turn those handles.Mary Mary, arranged by theCOLAB and The Artist’s Garden, is on top of Temple station until 3 September 2025. Entrance is free. The exhibiting artists are Rong Bao, Candida Powell–Williams, Alice Wilson, Lucy Gregory, LR Vandy, Olivia Bax, Frances Richardson, Holly Stevenson and Virginia Overton.

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Photos have been released of the new Piccadilly line trains being assembled at a factory in Yorkshire.

To mark the opening of the Goole Train Manufacturing Facility, producer Siemens has shared snaps of the shiny new carriages under construction at the Goole Rail Village, the extension of which was opened this week.

80% of the new Piccadilly line trains will be assembled at the facility, along with all of Siemens’ future UK train orders. Mayor of London Sadiq Khan, who attended the official opening, said:

This train manufacturing facility in Goole is a fantastic example of the expertise we don’t have and how investment in London benefits the whole country. This factory, where the new state-of-the-art Piccadilly line trains will be built, will create up to 900 direct jobs and support another 1,700 in the supply chain.

Now, about those new trains. TfL looks set to roll them out on the network from 2025, resulting in improved accessibility including wider doors and walk-through carriages; air conditioning; and a 10% increase in capacity compared to current Piccadilly line stock (which has been around since 1973).

In the mean time, we'll have to make do with these photos of what's to come. BBC transport correspondent Tom Edwards has shared a look inside the carriages too:

Inside the new Piccadilly line trains. Air conditioning under the seats .. and some carriages don’t have wheels .. they are suspended .. 😵‍💫 pic.twitter.com/Mcd7w35drS

— Tom Edwards (@BBCTomEdwards) October 3, 2024

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This feature first appeared in Jul 2023 on Londonist: Time Machine, our much-praised history newsletter. It's part of our series on how the Londoners of the past imagined the city's future. To be the first to read new history features like this, sign up for free here.

Image: iStock/ CraigMReillyLondon, April 1750. The city was emptying. Great crowds mustered on the slopes of Hampstead and Highgate. Coaches of the affluent sped out along the turnpikes, while the poor walked up into the hills or pitched tents in the fields of Camden or Islington. Not since the Great Fire, nearly a century before, had the capital seen such an exodus.

London was doomed. A charismatic prophet had said as much. The city’s buildings would topple in a terrible earthquake. Westminster Abbey and St Paul’s would crumble. Many lives would be lost. The calamity was forecast for 4 April 1750, so the prophet said. People read the pamphlets. People believed. People fled.

Prophecies of doom were ten a penny in earlier times. Any unusual occurrence, such as an eclipse, a powerful storm or even a beached whale, might signal a disaster. Yet nothing seems to have spooked the populace like the scare of April 1750. To understand why this prediction had such potency, we must take our time machine back another two months…

London Twice-a-TremorJust after noon on 8 February 1750 London was shaken by the strongest earthquake in living memory. The shock was felt from Richmond to Greenwich, and most keenly in the villages to the north. A house collapsed near Snow Hill — opposite where, today, you will find City Thameslink station — badly injuring a woman inside. Chimneys were thrown down in Limehouse, Leadenhall Street and Paradise Row in Stoke Newington. In an age when people knew little of earthquakes, it must have been terrifying.

And then it happened again. Exactly four weeks later.

In the early hours of 8 March, three tremors struck the capital. This time the quakes were longer, more violent, and were felt as far away as Croydon and Epping. As one account put it, “People ran from their houses and beds almost naked, being in a great consternation at this unusual visitation”.

We are handed a small number of insights from the newspapers of the time. A lady of Piccadilly who’d amassed a prized collection of fine China had it all dashed to pieces. Great stones plummeted from Hawksmoor’s recently completed towers at Westminster Abbey. Chimneys fell in Bermondsey Street and Saffron Hill. Lightning and balls of fire were reported to the west of the city — phenomena often associated with earthquakes and still somewhat mysterious to this day. The bells of London tolled without human agency. In a superstitious age, this was potent stuff.

The recently completed Hawksmoor towers of Westminster Abbey, which were damaged in the 1750 earthquake. Image: Matt BrownThe Bishop of London, Thomas Sherlock, wasted no time in attributing the two quakes to divine intervention. A few days after the tremors, he wrote a sprawling 4,000-word letter, widely published and distributed among the poor, in which he advised his flock to repent their sins or suffer almighty wrath. In the Bishop’s eyes, London was a city overflowing with sin. Let the earthquakes serve as warning, he crackled, for worse is to come if you do not mend your ways.

The scare was heightened by a persuasive bit of numerology. The first quake had hit London on 8 February. The second, stronger tremor had come exactly four weeks later on 8 March. Could a third, more devastating calamity strike the city after another four weeks?

London empties One man in particular seems to have spread the message of numerical doom. His name is not usually given in contemporary accounts (though one source gives it as Mitchell). He seems to have been a soldier or lifeguard-man, possibly of Swiss background. Using zealous rhetoric and widespread pamphleteering, he stoked up fears already kindled by Bishop Sherlock and other preachers. Most specifically, he predicted the ruin of the city on the evening of 4-5 April, four weeks after the last earthquake. Many believed him.

The day of the dread deliverance arrived. The roads out of London were clogged with the greatest number of evacuees in living memory. A print of the time shows the crush on the roads, as the credulous hordes made haste to escape. The lifeguard-man can be seen to the rear of the cartoon, dispensing his prophecies and urging people on.

Hampstead and Highgate were destinations of choice. Both had plenty of open space and, crucially, excellent vantage points from which to witness the fall of London. Others took to the parks, or waited out the terrors on the river, away from the fall of masonry. People of wealth spent the night in their carriages.

One of the best accounts can be found in the 5 April diary entry of preacher Charles Wesley (brother of the cleric John). “Yesterday I saw the Westminster end of the town full of coaches, and crowds flying out of the reach of divine justice, with astonishing precipitation. Their panic was caused by a poor madman's prophecy: last night they were all to be swallowed up. The vulgar were in almost as great consternation as their betters. Most of them watched all night: multitudes in the fields and open places: several in their coaches. Many removed their goods. London looked like a sacked city. A lady, just stepping into her coach to escape, dropped down dead. Many came all night knocking at the Foundery-door [the Wesleys’ base], and begging admittance for God's sake.”

(The lady who died getting into her coach is the only known victim of the non-earthquake. Her name is provided in several newspaper records as a Mrs Sweetland, wife of a linen draper of Leadenhall Street.)

It is important to note that fear may not have been the only factor behind the exodus. The masses were also caught up in a sense of shared adventure. Whether or not the prophecy came true, those leaving London would feel part of something bigger than themselves. Many folk, originally sceptical of the warning, ventured out at the behest of friends and neighbours — some tempted by the opportunity for mischief, merrymaking and sexual encounter, never to be dismissed as a motive force, in any age.

Such a side-effect was noted in Windsor. Hundreds had fled from London to the town, and the inns were full of confused, excited people. The gathering inevitably led to revelry. At one point, a group of overzealous dancers caused such a noise that “the people in the house concluded it was an earthquake; and giving the alarm, the town emptied presently, and the fields around were crowded all night”. People even fled abroad. Reports from Ostend, Ghent, Bruges, Calais and elsewhere in Flanders and France suggested a daily influx of wealthy Brits wary of earthquakes.

As with any good story, it got better with the retelling. Later Victorian accounts are full of exaggeration and fabrication. The Morning Advertiser of 10 March 1842, for example, spoke of half London’s population fleeing, which seems very unlikely. Kennington Common was apparently “Crowded with a dense mass of persons, some under tents, some covered in carts and wagons, but the greater part on the bare ground, all anxiously looking towards St. Paul’s, for one of the Life Guardsman’s predictions was, that before the earthquake the dome of that splendid building was to fall in.” In truth, we do not know how many people fled the putative destruction. Clearly, though, this was one of the biggest false panics in London’s history.

Of course, London did not fall, and nor did St Paul’s. Thousands of weary souls safely made their way back home, dazed with a mix of relief and disappointment.

Some trepidation lingered until 8 April — after the ‘four week’ prophecy proved false, some speculated that the earthquake dates of 8 February and 8 March might instead presage an 8 April shock. But two data points do not a trend make, and the predicted third earthquake never came. The masses were widely mocked in the press for their ready belief in the doom-monger. As for our false prophet, it seems he was immediately declared insane and sent to an asylum.

A Victorian replay Yet history had not quite finished with the mysterious lifeguard-man. The tale was handed down through the decades before resurfacing, in garbled form, in 1842. Pamphlets doing the rounds at that time recounted how a man named Osborne had predicted the destruction of London by earthquake on 16 April 1742. This not coming to pass, the embarrassed Osborne realised that he’d made a mistake of a century, and the real calamity would come on 16 March 1842. The name and date might have gone through the mangle, but this was clearly a bastardised version of the events of 1750.

Gustave Doré's imagining of a New Zealander contemplating the ruins of London, in some post-apocalyptic future (1872) — not dissimilar to the devastation expected by the forecast earthquake.The story, conflated with several other portents and prophecies, seems to have taken particular hold within the Irish community, clustered around St Giles and Seven Dials, and in the East End. Their numbers had recently swollen, with many working as navvies on London’s growing rail network. The forecast date of 16 March was the eve of St Patrick’s Day, which may have been a deliberate choice by the anonymous pamphleteers. Whatever, press reports from the time suggest that large numbers of Irish had returned home in advance of the date, or fled to safer ground, as the evening of the 16 March drew in.

The scare might have started with the Irish poor, but they had no monopoly on credulity, and those of all classes joined in the flight. The Thames shore was “Thronged by crowds of decently attired people of both sexes,” all awaiting steam boats down to Gravesend and other out-of-town destinations. The roads and railways were also uncommonly busy. The Morning Chronicle notes how “Brighton has reaped some advantage from the much-dreaded earthquake, as numbers of families of the middle and upper classes have recently arrived to avoid the consequences.”

Once again, Hampstead and Highgate were choice destinations, while according to The Times, Primrose Hill “…was also selected as a famous spot for viewing the demolition of the leviathan city.” As chance would have it, a storm blew in at 6pm, leading many to believe that the apocalypse had begun.

All who fled were wasting their time, and no quake was forthcoming. Perhaps it had been postponed till Good Friday, mused a sceptical Punch. “If the affair should not come off on that day, it may be looked for on the 1st of April !!” Once again, believers were widely mocked in the press, in prose and poem.

SOME idle rumours are afloat,
And silly folks are jolting,
Because they won't get swallowed up,
From London they are bolting.
Some foolish fellow prophecied,
Which makes old women's hearts ache,
That on the seventeenth of March
They are going to meet an earthquake. (etc.)


Such scare stories seem to have waned after that. The Victorian age is characterised by the growth of critical thinking and a decrease in superstition. London would be partly evacuated again in wartime, but this time for good reason. Never again would a charlatan or false prophet scare a large number of Londoners up into the hills.

With the rise of social media, the spread of “fake news”, and a growing fear of existential threats, I’m obliged to conclude: “Not yet, anyway.”

Note on sources: To aid the flow of the story, I’ve left out individual citations, but most of the quotes and details are readily found in the British Newspaper Archive with a simple search (subscription required). A typical account of the 1750 panic can be found here, while the 1842 episode is summarised here.

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It's been concealed behind hoardings for aaages, but Canary Wharf's new waterside platform is now open.

Eden Dock, they're calling it. Built with help from the people behind the Eden Project in Cornwall. It's a mildly wacky mix of pontoons, planters, mossy green mannequins and high-vis security guards. The water-borne complex spreads out across about half of Middle Dock, a rectangular stretch of water that previously did little to recommend itself.

Expect to see the Moss People all over your Instagram feed soonEden Dock has its ups and downs, in both senses. It's built across multiple levels, with steps, seating and ramps aplenty. Here and there, tiny trees and flower beds add a splash of colour. Opening in autumn was perhaps not the best timing. The plant life will look much brighter come the spring. But still, good to see it finally open.

Eden Dock stretches quite a way out into the water.Here and there, we're treated to an oddity. The eastern end is enlivened by groups of mossy figures, like a sub-species of Antony Gormleys, evolving in isolation. We wonder if local workers will start to give them pet names. Half way along, we encounter a monitor displaying what appears to be underwater footage from the dock. Sadly, there's no explainer, or information about the sort of things we might see here. Do they have fish in the dock? Eels? Moss people?

Underwater CamOtherwise, the on-site information is pretty good. A series of boards tell the history of the dock, from its marshy origins to the thriving Victorian heyday, to closure and reinvention. Neatly done. (Although blogger Diamond Geezer has a few issues.)

Eden Dock offers open-water swimming in the summer... which is likely to set up a number of jokes about the origins of these Moss PeopleOur photos show a fairly empty Eden Dock. We popped by around 10am, when most people were deskbound. Come lunchtime, and the space assuredly fills up, especially in these early weeks when live music sessions are promised. All in all, it's a huge improvement on what was here before: an empty dock. The legend of the Moss People starts here.

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Image: Matt BrownA growing map catalogues the capital's faded adverts.

Spotted a ghost sign? These are the giant adverts painted decades, sometimes centuries ago onto London's walls. You may have seen the great BOVRIL sign in Windrush Square, Brixton, or one of the Bryant and May safety match murals that decorate Earl's Court, New Cross and other places.

Now there's a map. Sam Roberts and Roy Reed, long-time chroniclers of London's ghost signs, have pinpointed the locations of 1,001 examples in Greater London. From Barnet in the north to Sutton in the south; Barking in the east to Hounslow in the west.

The map was started by Sam and Roy during the compilation of their book Ghost Signs: A London Story, as a way to keep track of the 250 signs included in that project. It has since grown significantly, often with the help of fellow ghost-sign spotters.

Says Sam: "[the map] reached 1,000 pinned signs this month when Roger Chicken’s 12-year-old son spotted a very faded panel on the wall of 86 Bromley High Street". We can thank "Flickr's StockCarPete" for number 1,001, which is a sign for Perkins Wine and Spirit Importers on Junction Road, Archway.

Not all ghost signs are so obvious. This is two doors down from the well know 'Refreshments' ghost sign on York Way, but no-one had ever spotted it before.Image (c) Roy Reed.Importantly, the map collects together not only still-visible ghost signs, but also examples that have disappeared in recent years, usually because of redevelopment. It is an important document of London's changing streetscape.

The project has always been a collaborative, community effort, and the map will continue to grow. As we were preparing this article, a 1,002nd entry hit the map. As Sam tells us:

"On Wednesday, 18 September, a decorator was carrying out external repairs on the Kensington Church Street side of 1 Bedford Gardens, W8, revealing a fragment of old painted signage in the process. This was opportunistically snapped by Nina Harrison who sent me the photo."

The most recent ghost sign (as of late September 2024). (c) Nina Harrison"Onwards to 2,000!," says Sam.

The London Ghost Signs map can be found here. If you've spotted a London ghost sign that is not on the map, Sam would love to hear from you (though do double-check the sign isn't already on the map).

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Congregation, a new installation by Es Devlin, is on show for less than a week. A new installation by Es Devlin — the artist and set designer who's worked on major West End plays, and U2's recent show at the Sphere in Vegas— comes to central London this Friday (4 October).

Over the past four months, Devlin has been making large-scale chalk and charcoal portraits of 50 Londoners who have experienced forced displacement from their homelands. The portraits go on display in the beautiful 18th century St Mary Le Strand church, as Congregation, a free installation running from 4-9 October 2024.

Devlin has drawn 50 Londoners who have experienced forced displacement from their homelands.Devlin's process was to draw each of the sitters for 45 minutes without speaking, thus seeing them through the eyes of a stranger. "I am drawing my own perspectives and biases," says Devlin. After that, each subject spoke to Devlin about their lives in London, and their journeys from more than 25 countries, including Syria, Sudan, Ukraine and Afghanistan. Drawing resumed, with a fresh angle opened up to Devlin.

Each of the sitters will appear in towering form at one end of the church. Each will be shown holding a box, which contains a projected animated sequence which they have invited Devlin to envisage. The portraits are also accompanied by a soundscape composed by Polyphonia, and featuring poetry by the Kinshasa-born poet JJ Bola, as well as extracts from Recomposed by Max Richter, Vivaldi's Four Seasons (which Devlin played during drawing sessions) and a reworking of Anton Bruckner's sacred motet Locus Iste (This Place).

The artist spent 45 minutes drawing each subject without speaking, before they then revealed their stories and personalities.Explaining Congregation, Devlin says: "I was moved in 2022 by the generosity of spirit with which we, as a country and as individuals, offered support to those displaced by the war in Ukraine. I wanted to understand why we have not yet been drawn to show an equivalent abundance of support to those displaced in comparable circumstances from other countries including Syria, Sudan, South Sudan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Eritrea, Democratic Republic of Congo, Uganda and many more."

Free public choral performances take place just outside the church for the duration of the installation, at 7pm each evening (barring Monday 7 October).

Congregation, St Mary Le Strand, Friday 4-Wednesday 9 October 2024, 11am-9pm, free

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Share you home movies with the Cinema Museum this October.Noir, horror, sci-fi: throughout the year, Kennington's Cinema Museum screens all types of films in its unique location in a former workhouse chapel.

Things get particularly personal in October, though, when the cinema invites you to celebrate Home Movie Day, by bringing in your own films. In particular, the Cinema Museum is interested in seeing your 8mm, Super8, 9.5mm and 16mm: maybe it's something that's been passed down through the family, or perhaps you've just stumbled across the film in a corner of the attic, or under the floorboards. The museum archivists will help you play the films, and give you advice on looking after them. You'll also get a chance, should you wish, to screen the film to a wider audience on the day.

This promises to be a day filled with camaraderie and nostalgia — as well as providing a glimpse into the personal lives of Londoners past. But don't just take our word for it. As the great Martin Scorsese says: "Home movies do not just capture the important private moments of our family's lives, but they are historical and cultural documents as well. Home Movie Day is a celebration of these films and the people who shot them. I urge anyone with an interest in learning more about how to care for and preserve their own personal memories to join in the festivities being offered in their community."

No home movie? Everyone's welcome to this free event. From 1pm, enjoy a specially curated screening from the archives of the Imperial War Museum on the Blitz, as well as some of Noel Coward's home movies, accompanied by film composer and pianist Neil Brand.

Home Movie Day, the Cinema Museum, Sunday 20 October 2024, 10:30am until 4pm, free

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October is pumpkin patch season! Image: Michala Li via UnsplashExciting things to do close to the capital in October 2024, all easily accessible in a day trip. Browse our Beyond London section for ideas for other day trips and weekends away.

PUMPKIN PICKING: Embrace the Halloween spirit and go pumpkin picking in one of these fields and patches close to London. Put your wellies on and pick your gourd — some venues offer special Halloween events and carving sessions too.

SOUTHEND JAZZ FESTIVAL: Live performances, workshops and film screenings are all part of Southend Jazz Festival, taking place at various venues around the Essex seaside city. Derek Nash, the Tara Minton Trio and the Essex Youth Jazz Orchestra are among the big names. Some events are free. 30 September-6 October (Essex)

ABBEY BY NIGHT: Clouds of incense, the sounds of monks chanting, and the hustle and bustle of a lively medieval abbey at work are part of the Abbey At Night experience at St Albans Cathedral. Visit after dark, by candlelight, and watch the Abbey's history come to life around you. 2 October, 6 and 13 November (Hertfordshire)

SCRIPTORIUM LIGHT SHOW: Light art specialists Luxmuralis seem to be everywhere at the moment — including Rochester Cathedral at the start of this month. Scriptorium is a light and sound show showcasing Anglo-Saxon artefacts and medieval manuscripts, including images from the British Library. Read our guide to Rochester, for other things to see and do while you're in the town . 3-7 October (Kent)

MAIDSTONE LIT FEST: Stuart Heritage, Lucy Strange and Rosie Wilby are just some of the authors taking part in the second edition of Maidstone Lit Fest, held at venues in the town including All Saint's Church and Maidstone Museum. There are events for children too, including rhyme and storytelling sessions. 4-12 October (Kent)

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CANDLELIT MODEL VILLAGE: We love model villages, and we're fans of a candlelight setting too, so we're intrigued by the Model Village Candlelight Evenings at the Museum of Power in Langford. Across three consecutive Fridays, the museum's model village stays open late, illuminated by 400 candlelit lanterns. It's open to both adults and children, and the miniature railway is open for rides too. 4, 11, 18 October (Essex)

HASTINGS WEEK AND BONFIRE: To mark the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings (14 October, FYI), and to celebrate the local people and culture, the seaside town of Hastings hosts Hastings Week. Events include live music, a classic car show, a tractor run, guided walks and winkle tossing. Also in town that week is the Hastings Bonfire (12 October), complete with torchlit procession and fireworks on the beach. 4-20 October (East Sussex)

PUPPETRY FESTIVAL: 48 puppetry performances, including two UK premieres and one world premiere, come to Tunbridge Wells, for its annual puppetry festival. Many of the shows are suitable for all ages. The final day (Sunday 13 October) has the largest programme, with a puppet parade through the town centre and free indoor and outdoor performances dotted around the area. 5-13 October (Kent)

HARWICH SHANTY FESTIVAL: Yo ho ho!Enjoy three days of hearty singing in an historic seaport for Harwich Shanty Festival. Performances, barge trips, walks, talks and workshops are all part of the salty fun, taking place across boats, pubs, and other historic buildings. 11-13 October (Essex)

GIANTS OF STEAM: The Bluebell Railway pulls out the big guns for its Giants of Steam autumn gala. Special guest locomotive LNER class A4 No. 60007 Sir Nigel Gresley is on show, along with Bluebell's own fleet, with a chance to ride them between Sheffield Park and East Grinstead. 11-13 October (East Sussex)

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SPECTACLE OF LIGHT: This year's festive light shows get underway properly in November, but Welford Park in Newbury kicks things off early with Spectacle of Light, an illuminated trail through woodland and gardens accompanied by a soundtrack. 18 October-10 November (Berkshire)

TRANSPORTFEST: The London Bus Museum (which is not quite in London) hosts Transportfest, a gathering of all manner of vehicles — remember, this is the museum with a real-life Concorde outside. Buses, taxis, military and emergency vehicles dating from different periods are all on display, along with live music, a collector's market and family-friendly entertainment. 20 October (Surrey)

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Hobbledown Heath.

No need for Londoners to venture outside the M25 to get their pumpkin-picking fix this year! Just in time for spooky season, Hobbledown Heath — AKA west London's ultimate adventure playground and zoo — has sprouted a glorious new pumpkin patch.

This autumnal idyll is handily located in Hounslow, just a short bus ride or cycle from Hounslow West station. It's got everything you need for a wholesome family day out: seasonal street food, plenty of photo opportunities, and an expansive meadow to frolic in.

Whether you plan to transform it into a jack-o-lantern, blitz it for a soup, or stick it in a pie, you're sure to find the pumpkin of your dreams at Hobbledown Heath. Each one is priced according to size, starting at just £3. Purchasing one isn't mandatory, though — you're welcome to just have a wander, soak up the autumn vibes, and snap some tasteful photos for the 'gram. Entry to the pumpkin patch itself costs £6.50, and you can bring along your under 2s for free.

Fancy making a day of it? Opt for a combined Hobbledown Heath and Pumpkin Patch ticket, which costs £23, or £17 off-peak. You'll get all-day access to the whole of Hobbledown Heath — home to ponies, meerkats, giant tortoises, alpacas, and many more wonderful creatures. Hobbledown Heath also boasts one of London's largest play arenas, plus an excellent outdoor play area featuring slides, chutes, and living treehouses. Older adventurers, meanwhile, can take advantage of zip lines and treetop high ropes courses offered in partnership with neighbouring sister attraction, Gripped.

Hobbledown Heath Pumpkin Patch is open every Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, 10am-4pm until 3 November. Get your tickets online now.

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All weekendSup your way around the capital for London Cocktail WeekREMBRANDT AND CHILDREN: Last chance to see the British Museum's current, free exhibition, New life: Rembrandt and children. It's centred around a drawing of a sleeping child, an artwork which was in a private collection for over two centuries, before the British Museum acquired it, and is showcased alongside other drawings of children in Dutch and Flemish art. FREE, until 6 October

UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHY: No swimwear required for the Underwater Photography of the Year exhibition. Simply wander down Glasshouse Street (near Piccadilly Circus) to get an eyeful of the snaps, which feature seals, orcas and jellyfish. Some of the photos come to life through AR filters too. FREE, until 6 October

LONDON COCKTAIL WEEK: Shakers at the ready! London Cocktail Week is back in full swing. The annual boozefest has 200 bars from across London taking part, all serving up signature cocktails which you can enjoy for £8 a pop once you've bought yourself a festival wristband (£20). There are also special events including tastings, masterclasses, bar takeovers... in short, this is not the week to decide to go teetotal. 3-13 October

FASHION RENEGADES: The Fashion & Textile Museum's anticipated new exhibition opens in time for the weekend. Outlaws: Fashion Renegades of 80s London centres around legendary nightclub Taboo, opened by designer and performance artist Leigh Bowery in 1985, and looks at how its dress code and hedonistic philosophy influenced fashion. 4 October-9 March

Porridge Radio guest DJ at Scared To Dance on Saturday nightMONTH OF THE DEAD: As October gets underway, so does London Month of the Dead, a festival of events on the theme of death, spanning talks, tours, film screenings and more. Highlights this weekend include a tour of Smithfield with a focus on death and debauchery, and a bat skeleton-mounting workshop at Kensal Green Cemetery. Be quick though, as events tend to sell out in advance. Until 2 November

DECORATIVE FAIR: Furniture, lighting, art, textiles, jewellery and other items are available at The Decorative Fair, which takes place in Battersea Park. 130 stands sell items dating from 1700 to the 1970s. *1-6 October*

FESTIVAL OF THE GIRL: Islington's Business Design Centre hosts the Festival of the Girl, timed to coincide with the International Day of the Girl. Aimed at girls aged 7-11 and their families, the event seeks to inspire, engage and to break down harmful gender stereotypes. Coding, art, sports, periods, experiments, activism, engineering, body confidence, friendships and sustainability are just some of the topics covered. 5-6 October

ARTISTS' OPEN HOUSE: If you missed Artists' Open House at Crystal Palace last weekend, fret not — it's happening again this weekend! Pop your head into the studios of over 50 local artists in the Crystal Palace Triangle, admire their work, and have a chat. If you fall in love with an artwork, maybe you'll even end up buying it. FREE, 5-6 October, 11am-6pm

Saturday 5 OctoberRaise a glass to Oktoberfest at Flat Iron Square. Image: Johnny Stephens PhotographyFAMILY KNEES-UP: Cor blimey! Queen's Theatre Hornchurch invites you and the little 'uns to gather around the Joanna, and join in with cockney songs like The Lambeth Walk, and Let's All Go Down the Strand! Inflatable bananas, puppets and bubbles make this one extra fun. 11am-11.45am

CHELSEA DOG DAY: A dog-themed market is the centrepiece of Chelsea's Dog Day, where you can buy all manner of canine food, drink and accessories. Talks on dog behaviour, handling and training are also part of the fun in Duke of York Square, and there's a giant sausage dog bench for photos. FREE entry, from 10am

SPANISH BOOK FAIR: Found by Words is the theme of this year's Spanish Book & Zine Fair at Conway Hall. The programme of events includes talks on topics including indie publishing, and poetry as an act of resistance. The works of more than 50 publishers are available to view, along with zine workshops and storytelling for children. 10am-4pm

WILDLIFE ART: Wildlife charity the Born Free Foundation takes up residence at Mall Galleries for the final day of an exhibition by wildlife artist Gary Hodges. Drawn From The Heart features dozens of Hodges' photorealistic pencil drawings of species including lions, elephants and leopards. They're all available to buy via auction, starting at £400, but don't worry if your pockets aren't that deep, as the exhibition is free to view. *FREE, 10am-6pm*

BLACK HISTORY MONTH WALK: Book ahead for Hammersmith's Black History Month guided walk, led by guide Guy, and focusing on topics including the founder of Afrobeat, a poet who inspired Gandhi, a famous concert venue and a Caribbean music record label. Begins outside Shepherd's Bush Market, and lasts around an hour. FREE, 11am-12pm

Take your pets along to Chelsea Dog DayDEAF RAVE FESTIVAL: Rich Mix in Shoreditch hosts the Deaf Rave Festival, an event showcasing Deaf culture through learning and entertainment. The daytime session is family-friendly with a children's workshop and a gaming zone, but after 8pm it's 18+ only. All activities and performances are designed to be accessible to both deaf and hearing attendees. 11am/8pm

OKTOBERFEST: London's not short of Oktoberfest events and parties over the coming weeks. Today's it's Flat Iron Square's turn. Head there to get your fill of German beers, pretzels, bratwurst, currywurst, live music, DJs, games and the like. From 12pm

DRINK JAPAN: For the second and final day, St Mary's Church in Marylebone is awash with Asian beverages. Drink Japan spans sake, shochu, whisky and biru, and is open to seasoned connoisseurs and newbies. Sample new drinks, stock up on your favourites, and learn how they're made. 12pm-9pm

POKEMON MATHS: Mathematician Tom Crawford is at the Royal Institution for a talk about maths in Pokémon, aimed at both children and adults. Find out how many Pikachus it takes to change a lightbulb, and why the world of Pokémon seems to ignore the basic laws of physics. 2pm-3.15pm

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM:The monthly opening of London's Sewing Machine Museum — located in Balham — takes place today, offering you a chance to see inside one man's collection of the machines. Many of them are historic, including one which belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Here's some more background on the little-known museum. 2pm-5pm

PLANET EARTH III LIVE IN CONCERT: Celebrate the natural world in all its glory, as Planet Earth III Live in Concert comes to the OVO Arena Wembley for two shows. Watch incredible footage from the TV series on a huge screen. The Prague Philharmonic Orchestra performs Emmy-nominated music from the series, written by Hans Zimmer, Sara Barone and Jacob Shea, live as you're transported through deserts, grasslands and forests, along coastlines and into the depths of the ocean. Executive Producer Mike Gunton hosts the event, offering behind-the-scenes insight. 2.30pm/7.30pm (sponsor)

ICE HOCKEY: Ice hockey is back in full swing in the capital. Tonight, the Haringey Huskies play at their home rink, Alexandra Palace, taking on the Oxford Rising Stars. New to the sport, or need a refresher? Read our guide to ice hockey in London. Doors 5pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Alternative club night Scared to Dance is back at the Victoria in Dalston, with Dana Margolin from Porridge Radio taking to the decks as guest DJ. Dance the night away to post-punk, indie, pop, new wave and art rock music from the likes of Kraftwerk, Manic Street Preachers, David Bowie, New Order and The Cure. 10pm

Sunday 6 OctoberHunt out a bargain at Walthamstow Flea MarketTHEATRELAND WALK: Take a walking tour of the West End's theatre district, focusing on the hidden Black and African history in the area and the industry. Hear about Black magicians and performers, enslaved people on the West End stage, US Civil Rights connections, and how far back in history the African/Caribbean presence on stage goes. 10am-12pm

JAPAN MATSURI: The sights, sounds and scents of Japan fill Trafalgar Square for the all-day Japan Matsuri extravaganza. Immerse yourself in cuisine, cosplay, taiko drumming and so much more. FREE, 10am-7pm

APPLE DAY: Fulham Palace holds an Apple Day to celebrate the orchard harvest. Expect a market with autumnal goods, a tombola, and a baking competition, among other entertainment. The palace's cafe will be open, so if the weather's looking good you can purchase a picnic and enjoy it on the lawn. 11am-4pm

WALTHAMSTOW FLEA MARKET: Over 60 traders pitch up at Big Penny Social for Walthamstow Flea Market, selling all manner of items. The good news is that the venue's a beer hall, so there's plenty available in the way of refreshment while you shop. 11am-5pm

CONKER CHAMPIONSHIPS: It's autumn, which means conker season has landed. Hampstead Heath is one of few places in the capital which still hosts a conker championship each year, with participants competing as per the rules set by the Grand Conker Meister. There are prizes to be won, as well as nature activities, stalls and live music for those who turn up to watch. 12.30pm-4pm

SUNDAY CONCERT: Finish up your weekend at Conway Hall with a performance by the Brompton Quartet, accompanied by pianist Simon Callaghan. Hear works by Haydn, Bacewicz and Dvořák and, as an added bonus, enjoy a pre-concert recital with the Tondo Duo. 5.30pm-8.30pm

COLLYWOBBLERS COMEDY: Gispy Hill Brewery hosts Collywobblers Comedy tonight. Among the performers is, fittingly, James Dowdeswell, "possibly one of the most passionate beer loving comedians out there". Others on the line-up include Lateef Lovejoy, Sarah Mills, Cheekykita and Currer Ball. 7pm-10pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Have a canine-centric day out at Chelsea Dog DayLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

See this wildlife art exhibitionWildlife charity the Born Free Foundation holds an exhibition of work by pencil artist Gary Hodges. Taking place at Mall Galleries, it features around 100 photo-realistic works depicting lions, elephants, leopards, cheetahs, and polar bears. Entry is free 2-5 October, though if you've got deeper pockets there's an exclusive fundraising preview event on 1 October.

Free, 2-5 October.

Stay late at the British MuseumCoinciding with its recently opened Silk Roads exhibition, the British Museum stays open later on Friday night for a 'barter and bazaar' evening, themed on the communities and cultures that shaped centuries of exchange along the Silk Road route. Keep an eye on the website for the full programme when it's announced, including origami sessions and a new trail through the galleries. Age 14+.

Free, 4 October.

Spitalfields in 2023. Image: Doreen FletcherFollow in the footsteps of the East London GroupEver heard of the East London Group? They were an historic collection of artists, mainly from working class backgrounds, recreating the streets of the East End. The Nunnery Gallery in Bow has a new exhibition of works by 22 painters from the Urban Contemporaries group, who were inspired by the East London Group, showcasing how the city has changed in the intervening years.

Free, 4 October-22 December.

Take part in a free Black History Month walkBook ahead for Hammersmith's Black History Month guided walk, led by guide Guy, and focusing on topics including the founder of Afrobeat, a poet who inspired Gandhi, a famous concert venue and a Caribbean music record label. Begins outside Shepherd's Bush Market, and lasts around an hour.

Free, 5 October.

Discover the sounds of the futureIn the latest edition of Southbank Centre's futuresense series, Sofia Gillani and Naia perform in the Queen Elizabeth Hall foyer from 5pm-6pm this Saturday. Gillani is known for her bold and invigorating avant-garde pop sound, while Naia's style is described as rooted in jazz, with touches of neo-soul, funk, and Latin rhythms.

Free, 5 October.

Get your hands on a free oat milk coffee in Spitalfields this weekendTake your pooch along to Chelsea Dog DayA dog-themed market is the centrepiece of Chelsea's Dog Day, where you can buy all manner of canine food, drink and accessories. Talks on dog behaviour, handling and training are also part of the fun in Duke of York Square, and there's a giant sausage dog bench for photos.

Free entry, 5 October.

See inside artists' studiosArtists working across several different mediums open their doors for Lambeth Open Studios, inviting the public inside for one weekend only to see their work spaces and get an idea of their creative processes. Venues in Oval, Stockwell, Herne Hill and Streatham are among those confirmed to be taking part so far. Check the website for the full map.

Free, 5-6 October.

Sip on a free oat milk coffeeThere's a free oat milk flat white, banoffee, or strawberry and coconut matcha latte with your name on it this weekend, if you're passing through Bishops Square in Spitalfields. Alpro are handing out caffeinated freebies from 9am-4pm on both Saturday and Sunday.

Free, 5-6 October.

Attend an evening themed on the Silk Roads exhibition on Friday. © The Trustees of the British MuseumCatch the final week of this Rembrandt exhibitionLast chance to see New life: Rembrandt and children, a special display at the British Museum showcasing a drawing of a sleeping child. It's the first work by Rembrandt to be added to the British Museum's collection for decades, after being owned privately for more than 200 years. It's displayed alongside other drawings of children in Dutch and Flemish art.

Free, until 6 October.

Dive into an exhibition of underwater photosNo goggles required for the Underwater Photography of the Year Exhibition, which you can view for free on Glasshouse Street (just north of Piccadilly Circus) until the end of this week. Orcas, jellyfish and seals are among the creatures captured in the photos, some of which are brought to life using AR filters.

Free, until 6 October.

Watch the annual Hampstead Heath Conker ChampionshipsIt's autumn, which means it's conker season. Hampstead Heath is one of few places in the capital which still hosts a conker championship each year, with participants competing as per the rules set by the Grand Conker Meister. There are prizes to be won, as well as nature activities, stalls and live music.

Free to watch/donation to take part, 6 October.

Bob along to Fulham Palace's Apple DayElsewhere in the 'quintessentially autumn' category, Fulham Palace holds an Apple Day to celebrate the orchard harvest. Expect a market with autumnal goods, a tombola, and a baking competition, among other entertainment.

Adult £3/child £1, 6 October.

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While the London Museum is closed, we're taking the opportunity to seek out some of London's local history museums. This week, we're in the London Borough of Sutton to visit the enchanting Whitehall museum.

I suspect if you say "I'm off to Cheam today," most of your friends will reply with an "Oh yes. Where's that?". Older friends might make a comment about Tony Hancock, whose most famous radio and TV persona lived in "East Cheam". Otherwise, this pleasant neighbourhood at Greater London's south-western border keeps a low profile.

You really should visit, though. It's a remarkable village with the largest collection of ancient, weatherboarded buildings I've seen anywhere in the capital. It also has the largest population of parakeets I've ever seen. A superabundance of avian shrieks will follow you throughout the village.

Upper floor of Whitehall. Yellowhall?Cheam's greatest asset is the confusingly named Whitehall. Today, it's the area's local museum, but the building's history is as important as any of the exhibits it contains. Whitehall was the home and birthplace of James Killick, captain of the famous clipper Challenger. Before that, it was used as a council house, perhaps visited by Elizabeth I during stays at nearby Nonsuch Palace. It's also believed that the Cheam School was founded here in 1645. This institution survives today, now located in Hampshire, and was attended by Charles III and Prince Philip in their youth. Quite a legacy for one small cottage in Cheam.

The Grade II*-listed building has been around since around 1500. It predates Shakespeare, and was a new-build when Henry VIII was still a child. Whitehall has been much enlarged and altered since, but plenty of the Tudor structure remains intact. It is a joy to wander around its three floors.

Model of Nonsuch Palace. Note the pointy obelisk to the left of the model, because we'll meet it again later.The building alone would be a reason to visit, but Whitehall contains a number of interesting artefacts. The main 'wow' moment is the model of Nonsuch Palace, a well-named Tudor structure that was built from scratch for Henry VIII. The palace stood about half a mile away in what is now Nonsuch Park. Sadly, it was demolished centuries ago for building material. The model shows us just what a stupendous triumph of architecture we lost. A few fragments of the palace — weathered decorative features — are on show in an adjacent cabinet.

Cheam was once noted for its sheep. This one is a decoration from Nonsuch Palace.The rest of the museum tells the story of Cheam, an ancient settlement that probably dates back to early Anglo-Saxon times (its name is thought to mean 'village of tree stumps'). We learn that Cheam was once famous for its pottery, but that the local clays were instead turned to brick making once Nonsuch Palace was commissioned. Upstairs, we find a door from the 17th century which has the word 'Remember' scratched into its surface. This is believed to be a reference to Charles I's last word upon his execution. It's evidence of Royalist sympathies within the local community, which lasted dangerously into Cromwell's Interregnum.

Cheam bricksThe museum is well kitted out for kids, with several dressing-up opportunities, and other diversions. They'll enjoy exploring the attic spaces, which are decorated as they would have looked when the Killick family were resident.

Attic levelIt's possible to unlock a 'bonus level' when visiting Whitehall. Ask at the front desk for the key to the Lumley Chapel (another is held at the nearby library). You can then head across to the churchyard to access one of the most remarkable memorial chambers in London.

The Lumley Chapel is the oldest building in Cheam — a surviving chunk of the medieval church, which has otherwise been demolished. Its age is somewhat debated, but many of the stones may predate the Norman Conquest. That makes it one of the oldest buildings in London, never mind the Borough of Sutton.

Lumley ChapelInside, the walls are festooned with expensive memorials to local luminaries. The most impressive is the resting place of Jane Lumley, wife of John Lumley who inherited Nonsuch Palace after the royals had done with it. Her tomb is decorated with panels showing her three children praying inside the palace. Look for the unusual obelisk in the background, which can also be seen in the model of Nonsuch at Whitehall.

Tomb of Jane Lumley. On the bottom-left panel, outside the lower window, you can see the obelisk from the model of Nonsuch Palace.Many of the memorials feature colourful representations of a parrot or popinjay. This was one of the emblems of the Lumley family, who must have had some kind of affinity to the then-exotic bird. It's almost as if they foresaw that the emerald birds would one day dominate the skies of Cheam and Nonsuch. Peter Ackroyd would shiver at the historical resonance.

Those parakeets get everywhereAll images by Matt Brown/Londonist

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Your weekly roundup of Londonist news and features.

Where To Go Pumpkin Picking Near London This AutumnOh. My. GOURD.

Image: iStock/EvgeniiAndNew Exhibition Celebrates Harry Beck And The History Of The Tube MapHarry Beck's design icon, and the maps that led up to it.

Unpublished proof of Harry Beck’s 1933 First Edition underground map, Harry Beck, 1932. Courtesy of The Map House70+ Autumn Things To Do In London This Month: October 2024Black History Month, chocolate themed events, Comic Con and more.

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Image: BenFrantzDale~commonswiki via creative commonsPlan Ahead: Things To Do This Week In London: 30 September-6 October 2024London Cocktail Week, wildlife art, conker championships...

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Trowbridge Estate, 1986Explosive seems a good way to describe the photography of Chris Dorley-Brown.

Tower blocks crumble on the Trowbridge Estate. Jet planes lift off from City Airport. You can almost hear the thunder rumbling seemingly inches above Dalston high-rises.

The Castle, 2009This is Chris Dorley-Brown's coffee table book, A History of the East End — the title very much belying the fact that there is nary a word jotted down in it. Dan Cruikshank this ain't. In Dorley-Brown's world, the pictures do the talking.

London Fields, 1987Photo essays of London's East End have become a book genre in their own right (we've previewed a fair few ourselves), but while they sometimes have the air of amateur snaps rooted out of an attic shoebox, scanned in and couriered off to the printer's, Dorley-Brown is a pro through and through. A career that's seen him work for Time magazine, and on projects with the BBC and Museum of London (now London Museum).

Upton Park, 2016The photographer set up a practice in 1984, focussed on projects that hone in on east London and its hospitals, social housing and architecture. You might call A History of East London a 'best of' compilation.

Tate Institute, Silvertown, 2016The dynamism of these photos speaks of a place that is constantly reinventing itself; West Ham's stadium is bashed down, while their new home, the London Stadium, is illuminated by fireworks as the 2012 Games kick off.

London City Airport, 2019Plumes of black smoke, jet fuel and clouds of concrete dust waft through the pages: not only can you hear these photos, you're occasionally in danger of choking on them.

Aspire Point, Stratford, 2017There are moments of calm, too; the drip-drip of a puddle in an emptied out section of Dagenham's Ford factory; the lapping of the Thames on the foreshore, as framed by Queenshithe arches like a live action quadriptych. These kind of photos are no less explosive; they just speak volumes in a different kind of way.

South from Dalston, 1988At this point we might add in a quote from Dorley-Brown, except there are none in the book. And so, to follow suit with this article, the rest is pictures...

Cazenove Road, 1987Ford Factory, 2017Olympic Zone, 2007Hackney Wick, 2013Chrisp Street, 2015Alie Street, 2009Queenhithe, 2020A History of the East End, Chris Dorley-Brown, published by les presses du réel

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Tuck into all manner of festive butties at the Christmas Sandwich FestivalSpread the news! A festival focusing entirely on Christmas sandwiches is coming to London in November 2024.

Across three days, Londoners can tuck into festive takes on the humble sarnie, whipped up by 20 top chefs. Expect to see (and taste) plenty of turkey, stuffing and cranberry, but also more unusual twists on Christmas sandwiches.

Smoked meat experts Ruben’s Reubens, ciabatta makers The Black Pig, woodfire chefs Rogue Sarnies, stacked sarnie creators Untitled Sandwich Shop, and pizza restaurant Dough Hands are among the vendors taking part. Got a sweet tooth? East London-based Lil Wong Bakes are serving up desserts, while Happy Endings keep the theme going with their ice cream sandwiches.

Taking place at a Copeland Park in Peckham, the event also includes festive music and sing-alongs, aided no doubt by the copious amounts of mulled wine available. Children are welcome at the afternoon sessions. It's a ticketed event, and your admission gets your three tokens to spend on sandwiches of your choice. Needless to say, your go-to supermarket festive sandwich will never hit quite the same spot again.

Sarnie Party: Christmas Special takes place at Copeland Park in Peckham, 15-17 November 2024. Tickets are £30 adult/£7.50 child, available now.

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A pub crawl around Waterloo Station's FOUR pubs.

Let's not mince our words. Station pubs used to be shit.A stale pint of Pride in a cramped, smokey room was about the best you could hope for. That all changed with the coming of the Betjeman Arms during the Noughties revamp of St Pancras. Station pubs, we learned, could be stylish and relaxing. They could even dispense decent beer. It probably helped that this new concept coincided with the smoking ban.

A wave of superior rail-side drinking spots have opened since. But Waterloo has taken things to the next level (literally, because not one of its venues is at concourse level). The terminus has seen the arrival of four new pubs in the recent past. In words that call to action, it is the only London railway station where you can enjoy a four-venue pub crawl. So let's do it, beginning with the most recent of all...

The Lion & UnicornThe best airport pub... in a railway stationJD Wetherspoon has pumped some £2.8 million into its new Waterloo branch. That said, it doesn't look especially flash — a kind of stripped-back industrial demi-chic with wall to ceiling windows. It feels a bit like an airport pub to be honest.

The chain typically names its pubs after local historical features, and this one namechecks a long-demolished modernist pavilion built on the South Bank for the 1951 Festival of Britain. In a neat touch, the festival's logo is emblazoned on the entrance mat, with festival motifs recapitulating all over the carpet (a touch we know will excite the numerous fans of the chain's soft furnishings estate).

Inspired by 1951, with beer prices almost to matchLike all Wetherspoons, the L&U selling point is its prices. A Southwark Brewery Routemaster Red at £4.79 is not to be sniffed at, unless you have very peculiar drinking habits. And that's one of the spendy options. You can get a pint here for just £3.29 if you're happy to settle at Greene King IPA.

The pub can be found in the station's Sidings development — the miniature shopping mall beneath the old Eurostar platforms. It is literally next door to a massive BrewDog pub (see below), which opened in 2022. It will be interesting to see how the very different chains will compete with one another. Would you back a Dog against a Lion and a Unicorn?

In summary: Cheap and cheerful with a lovely carpet.

BrewDog WaterlooEntering from the Leake Street endLondon's largest pub? It has to be a contender. If you can call it a pub, that is. It could be classed as a bar or restaurant. The late opening (till 2am some nights) could make it a club. Or, with the inclusion of an improbable helter-skelter, might this be a funfair? The clincher for us is the beer choice. As with all BrewDogs, the ale selection is vast, and mostly drawn from the brewery's own tipples. Not everyone's a fan of the company, but it's hard to argue that they don't do good beer.

Yes, that is a customer slide at the far endIt's just about possible to order from the bar (I had to holler to get attention). The 'done thing' is to find a table (not hard, there are hundreds) and order via QR, app or catching the eye of a passing staff member. Such is the inexorable direction of 2020s drinking.

In summary: So big it could contain half the dogs in London. A big, brash place but also full of quiet corners where you could happily read a book or get some work done.

Waterloo Arms (also BrewDog)If someone says "Meet me in the Waterloo BrewDog", be sure to ask, "Which one?"Walk as far as you can through Waterloo and, right at the other end, you'll find another BrewDog. The Waterloo Arms is the latest incarnation to fill the basement space opposite Platform 1. You might remember it as The Beer House Waterloo, or the Wellesley, or simply as that dingy subterranean place you stumbled across when trying to find the toilets.

The old Beer House was OK, I guess. Not a place you'd plan a massive session or a hot date, but a decent enough bolt hole if you wanted somewhere with reasonable ale choice and a dodgy phone signal in which to tally the minutes until your train.

Somewhere with a reasonable beer choice and a dodgy phone signal in which to tally the minutes until my train.Now recast as the Waterloo Arms, it's upped its game and its prices under the stewardship of the BrewDog chain. Things definitely looks fresher. The old place was all dark wood and downbeat — exactly what you'd expect from a station pub in a converted toilet. The new look uses lighter materials and plastic foliage to raise a cheer, quickly stifled by the BrewDog prices.

The menu's anchored around what the chain calls "Beer food" (nachos and the like), with a sideline in burgers. Most of these weigh in at £17 (including fries).

In summary: Better than it was; pricier than it was. You have better options nearby, unless you really need to be near Platforms 1-4.

The VictoryDoes this count as a beer garden?Oo, this is good. In, like, a station pub kind of way. Again, you probably wouldn't pick the mezzanine-level Victory if you were out to impress your future in-laws or celebrate your 30th, but you might choose this place if you were writing a "Best nine pubs near the South Bank" article — which I was , a few months ago, before this place properly opened in its current form. Damnit.

As soon as you step inside, you're greeted with a fair simulacrum of sophistication. The counterfeit foliage is a real step up from the plastic vines we saw at the Waterloo Arms. Just look at this bogus blossom, which dominates the far room.

The Victory somehow manages to look modern and retro at the same timeAlternatively, you might choose to sit out on the balcony, from which you can watch the comings and goings of commuters, or keep an eye on the destination boards.

The pub is certainly a pleasant place to wait for a train, but it also has a tempting food menu, sport screens and a good range of drinks — you'd be happy if the place was on your high street. It's run by Urban Pubs & Bars, who are swiftly building up a beery empire across London to rival BrewDog and Wetherspoon.

In summary: The Victory is the best positioned, and named, to win the Beer Battle of Waterloo, and our personal favourite among this modern quartet.


Summary of summaries: All four pubs offer decent beer and a pleasant drinking environment. We'll probably still go to the King's Arms on Roupell Street, though.

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Would you put HP Sauce on your oyster?My oyster tastes funny... That might be because it's got HP Sauce on it. It's the latest food trend — or at least attempted food trend — from the iconic brown sauce makers/well-known oyster pedlars, Wright Brothers.

Hogwash! Yes indeed. Hogwash is the name of the rice vinegar/shallot blend you spoon onto your oyster, if you're not the Tabasco/lemon juice type. In this case, the hogwash has a touch of HP Sauce swirled in.

Ah right, so it's not just being dolloped onto the bivalves like they a bacon sandwich? Nope, although surely they'll have some spare bottles of HP Sauce laying around the restaurant, so if you're in the mood, knock yourself out.

Where and when can I enjoy/avoid this delicacy/abomination? The three London branches of Wright Brothers (Battersea, Borough, South Kensington) will be selling HP hogwash oysters for two months, from 5 September. They cost £1 a pop.

From early Sept to Nov, you can have an HP oyster for a quid a pop.Does it stop at oysters? The menu will also feature an HP Sauce haddock scotch egg, which sounds rather delicious actually.

And for dessert? There was HP Sauce sticky toffee pudding at the press launch, but this won't be rolling out to the public, sadly.

By the way, why is Ben Ben on every bottle of HP Sauce? Funny you ask, because we wrote an article about that.

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You've got until 16 September 2024 to apply. Image: AELTC/Joe TothThe public ballot for Wimbledon's 2025 Tennis Championships is now open.

The ever-popular tournament — which next takes place 30 June-13 July 2025 — allows anyone to enter the ballot for day access tickets to Centre Court and Court Nos. 1, 2 and 3.

If you're successful in the ballot, you'll be offered a pair of/two adjacent tickets for a certain court on a certain day. Unfortunately you don't get to pick and choose what you'd like to watch.

How much will your tickets set you back? 2024 ticket prices ranged from £55 for a No. 3 Court ticket on the opening couple of days, to up to £315 to watch the Men's or Women's final. You can expect a slight increase on those prices in 2025.

You'll be notified if you've been successful in the ballot from October 2024 onwards, and you'll have 14 days to then purchase the pair of tickets you've been allocated. If you decide you don't want them, there's no obligation to buy.

You can enter the Wimbledon ballot here. It only takes a few minutes, and you've got until 11.59pm on Monday 16 September 2024 to do so. Ballot winners are picked at random, and no preference is given to those who enter earlier.

If you're not successful this way, don't throw a McEnroe-esque hissy fit; you can usually get into Wimbledon by joining the world's most famous queue.

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All weekendHead to St Katharine Docks for the Classic Boat FestivalCLASSIC BOAT FESTIVAL: All manner of vintage vessels moor up at St Katharine Docks (next to the Tower of London) for the Classic Boat Festival. Even if you don't know your port from your starboard, it's a fascinating spectacle, with around 40 preserved vessels on display, including Dunkirk Little Ships. It's bigger than ever this year, expanding into the west basin so that larger vessels can take part. FREE, 7-8 September

UNLIMITED FESTIVAL: Work by disabled and D/deaf artists, companies and performers forms the programme of Unlimited Festival at Southbank Centre. Performance, dance, literature, comedy, music, visual art and more are all on the programme — which includes some free events. 4-8 September

PARALYMPICS SCREENINGS: An epic summer of sports comes to an end with the Paralympics closing ceremony on Sunday. But before then, wheelchair tennis, para swimming and wheelchair basketball are among the competitions happening this weekend — take yourself along to one of these Paralympic screenings in London to keep up to date with the action. Until 8 September

GDIF: This is the final weekend of this year's Greenwich + Docklands International Festival, with free outdoor theatre performances taking place around east London. Dancing City takes over Stratford, and A Ballad For Thamesmead is performed at the Thamesmead Clock Tower, among other events. FREE, until 8 September

A Ballad For Thamesmead is part of the final weekend of GDIFLAST CHANCE: It's a bumper weekend for exhibitions and theatre shows closing in London. This is your final chance to see all of the following:

  • TAYLOR SWIFT: The V&A's free trail dedicated to singer-songwriter Taylor Swift shows off some of her outfits and instruments at 13 different locations throughout the museum, including her costume from The Man music video, and the glittering dress she wore to announce 2022 album Midnights. FREE, until 8 September
  • WIZARD OF OZ: We're off to see the Wizard... but only until Sunday when the current production of the Wizard of Oz at the London Palladium — starring JLS member Aston Merrygold as The Tin Man and RuPaul’s Drag Race UK winner The Vivienne as The Wicked Witch of the West — ends. Until 8 September
  • ENZO MARI: The Design Museum celebrates the life and work of 20th century Italian designer Enzo Mari. His projects ranged from furniture, children's books and games to product and graphic design, and more conceptual installation-based works, and the exhibition gives an insight into his research and creative process. Until 8 September
  • MYTHS TO MANGA: The inaugural exhibition at the Young V&A, Japan: Myths to Manga is a family-friendly look at Japanese culture, including how landscape and folklore have influenced art, technology and design in the country. Sylvanian Families, Hello Kitty and Studio Ghibli characters are among the familiar faces which feature. Until 8 September
  • SIX LIVES: The National Portrait Gallery's exhibition focuses on Henry VIII's queens. Six Lives features Tudor paintings by Hans Holbein the Younger and contemporary photography by Hiroshi Sugimoto, chronicling the representation of Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Katherine Howard and Katherine Parr throughout history and popular culture. Until 8 September

London Podcast Festival takes over Kings Place. Photo: Viktor Erik EmanuelLONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL: Headphones at the ready for London Podcast Festival at Kings Place, which sees both mainstream and niche podcasts filmed in front of a live audience, with some of the recordings streamed online too. The Empire Film Podcast and The Guilty Feminist are some of the big name shows taking place this weekend, along with offerings on comedy, food and politics. 5-15 September

LONDON MURAL FESTIVAL: Organised by Global Street Art, the London Mural Festival returns to the capital’s streets, with over 100 murals to explore. The programme includes street art tours and calligraphy workshops, as well as those new artworks to track down. 5-29 September

TOTALLY THAMES: Month-long riverine festival Totally Thames gets into its stride, with an impressive events programme spanning exhibitions, performances, art installations, boat trips, walks, talks and more. Highlights this weekend include an installation dubbed "Canary Wharf's smallest gay bar", and kayaking taster sessions at Chelsea Kayak Club. Until 30 September

Saturday 7 September 2024's final Cocktails in the City ends todayLIGHT AND LAND: All aspects of outdoor photography, from traditional landscapes to architecture and street, wildlife and documentary, are on show at Light and Land, a free photography exhibition at Mall Galleries which closes today. It's organised by the photographic holiday tour company of the same name, to celebrate its 30th anniversary, with photos taken by tour leaders featured. FREE, 10am-5pm

MARYLEBONE WALK: Take a guided walk around the Marylebone Lane area, beginning at the new art installation The Elm Leaf at the south end of the street — inspired by London's oldest surviving elm tree which can still be seen nearby. Learn about the area's history, from a mention in the Doomsday Book, to becoming a royal hunting ground. 10.30am-12pm

OLYMPIC YEARS WALK: While the Paralympics are going on in Paris, learn about London's own Olympic history. Hammersmith BID offers a guided walk starting at Shepherd's Bush Market and focusing on when the 1908 Olympics were hosted in White City. 11am-12pm

BLACK SATURDAY: The London Archives offers a walking tour starting at Tower Hill, marking the 84th anniversary of the start of the Blitz. Find out how London and its residents coped with 'Black Saturday', when 348 German bombers and 617 fighter planes flew up the Thames to attack the London Docks, resulting in the deaths of 430 Londoners. 11am-1pm

HARRY FEST: One for Harry Styles fans: head to Dockside Vaults in St Katharine Docks for HarryFest, a one-day celebration of the former X-Factor contestant and One Direction singer. Organisers promise Harry-Oke, a scavenger hunt, prizes for best dressed, themed food and drink... but no appearances from the main man himself, unfortunately. 11.3oam-9pm

CREEKSIDE FESTIVAL: Grassroots music station and event space AAJA holds the second edition of multi-venue music festival Creekside Festival. It takes place across 15+ venues around Deptford with Antz Boogie, Dwarde, Harrison Guyett and Freshta among the artists taking part. From 12pm

TAYLOR SWIFT BRUNCH: Boxpark Wembley offers a Taylor Swift themed bottomless brunch featuring DJs, live music performances, a glitter station, bracelet making and more. Tickets includes 90 minutes of bottomless drinks plus a £10 food voucher. 12pm-4pm

COCKTAILS IN THE CITY: For the final time this year, boozy festival Cocktails in the City takes over Bedford Square Gardens. Drink your way around pop-ups from 20 of London's bars (alright, maybe don't have a drink at every one) and take part in cocktail masterclasses, or enjoy live music, a silent disco and other entertainment. 12pm-10pm

Camden Inspire takes place around Camden Town.CAMDEN INSPIRE: Celebrate the borough of Camden, both past and present, at Camden Inspire. Local artists, musicians, comedians and thought leaders host performances, talks and workshops across Buck Street and Stucley Place. 12pm-10pm

LONDON POLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: Pole dancing competition the London Pole Championships takes place at Artsdepot in North Finchley. Watch shows of musicality, strength, stamina and flexibility featuring both amateurs and professionals, and see who will be crowned the winner in each category, including beginners and doubles. *1pm*

LOUD WOMEN FEST: Bands from the USA, Indonesia, France, Ireland and the UK are among those on the line-up at Loud Women Fest, a live music festival showcasing new female and non-binary talent rising up from the grassroots and alternative music scene. It's been described as "the antidote to male-heavy festival lineups" and takes place at Rich Mix in Shoreditch. 1pm

SCISSOR SISTERS: Part of SE Fest, a celebration of new theatre, see play Scissor Sisters performed at the Bridge House Theatre in Penge. It's based on the true story of a murder committed by two sisters in Dublin in 2005, one of whom is now free while the other is still in prison. 3pm/7.30pm

ROCKY HORROR SHOW: Do the Time Warp again at the Dominion Theatre, as the Rocky Horror Show is in town for just two weeks, with Jason Donovan in the role of mad scientist/seductive crossdressing alien, Dr. Frank-N-Furter. *5pm/8.30pm*

Sunday 8 SeptemberBaby Said are among the performers at Loud Women Fest on Saturday. Image: ElemarchantANTIQUES FAIR: Like clockwork, the monthly Adams Antiques Fair rolls back into town, bringing together 120+ exhibitors at the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster, selling antique jewellery, silver, decorative pieces and collectables. Note that a queue usually forms before the doors open, so arrive early if you want first dibs. 10am-4.30pm

FROM HERE ON: Catch a thought-provoking free performance that crosses borders, cultures and generations at Liverpool Street’s Exchange Square. From Here On is co-created by two award-winning theatre companies — Good Chance (The Jungle, The Walk with Little Amal) and Gecko (Kin) — with 40 young people from across the globe. Exploring displacement, movement and searching for a new home, it carries an urgent message about children’s right to safety. FREE, 11am/1.15pm/3.30pm/5.40pm — also showing at the same times on 6 September (sponsor)

CHILLI FEST: Things get fiery at Fulham Palace, which holds its annual Chilli Fest. There's a chilli eating competition for the brave, as well as stallholders selling chilli plants and chilli-based products, live musics, talks about the chilli plant and more. 11am-3pm

SUPERTRI LONDON: Get free tickets to watch professional athletes taking on the Supertri London, a triathlon taking place in the area around West India Quay. The tough course sees athletes race 3 x swim-bike-run without a break, the short distances meaning constant action, making it a lively one to watch. FREE, from 12.05pm

AT THE MOVIES: The 17-piece LP Swing Orchestra is at Cadogan Hall performing a programme of music from the golden age of movies. Enjoy live renditions of compositions by Irving Berlin, Cole Porter and George Gershwin, which have featured in James Bond, Disney and MGM films. 3pm

Disco Neurotico is one of the events at Unlimited Festival this weekendTOMORROW'S TECHNOLOGY: Why aren't we driving around in flying cars, or with jet packs? Today's Ethical Matters event at Conway Hall discusses why the futuristic technology which was predicted in the past hasn't become a reality yet. Hear from Nicole Kobie, author of The Long History of the Future, about the scientists and innovators who first brought these ideas to life and have struggled to make them work since. 3pm-4.30pm

BOAT OPEN DAY: There's a free open day at the Golden Hinde, which is drydocked near Southwark Cathedral. For one day only, as part of Heritage Open Days, you can explore the ship for free, while enjoying live music performances and family-friendly historical activities. Come evening, there's a silent disco for adults only. FREE, 3pm-10pm

BICYCLE-POWERED THEATRE: Cycling theatre troupe The Handlebards park up at Dulwich Picture Gallery for an open-air performance of Shakespeare's A Comedy of Errors. Take along a chair or blanket to sit on, pack a picnic and sit back to enjoy the show. 7pm-9pm

CHINEKE!: Britain’s only orchestra of Black and ethnically diverse musicians, Chineke! takes the spotlight at the BBC Proms, performing Tchaikovsky’s Pathétique, as well as Duke Ellington’s jazzed-up take on Tchaikovsky's ballet The Nutcracker. 7.30pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Last week to see Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail. Photo: LondonistLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Have a laugh at some super cheap standupLooking for a cheap laugh? May we recommend Top Secret Comedy Club: many of its shows have a ludicrously low entry price, ranging between nothing at all and three quid. (There are also some slightly more expensive, but still great value shows.) The thrifty tickets can be scored most days of the week, and though — as the name suggests — you won't necessarily know who you're going to see, the calibre of comedian is often pretty darned good. Be aware there are two central London locations, so make sure you go to the right one!

Free-£3, most days.

Can't guarantee you'll see Stephen Merchant at Top Secret Comedy Club, but big names do often appear.Get a glimpse at wonderful outdoor photographyTraditional landscapes, architecture, street scenes, wildlife shots and documentary-style captures are among the works on show at Light and Land, a free photography exhibition at Mall Galleries. It's organised by the photographic holiday tour company of the same name, to celebrate its 30th anniversary, with photos taken by tour leaders featured.

Free, 3-7 September.

See what's on at Unlimited FestivalSouthbank Centre's Unlimited Festival is a celebration of disabled artists and performers, with various events going on across five days. Though not all are free, several are, including Deaf Rave, a party hosted by Deaf DJs combining sign-songs, dance, comedy, and Visual Vernacular (the choreographed form of sign language). Also free is Touretteshero's new show Biscuit Land Cabaret, and dancer and choreographer Krystal S. Lowe's one-woman show New Growth.

Some events free, 4-8 September.

Light and Land is a free photography exhibition. Photo: Barry CooperTake your preschool child along to Keats HouseKeats House in Hampstead, the former home of poet John Keats, hosts a special under-5s morning for preschool children and their parents or carers. The building's Chester Room will be filled with toys, crafts and snacks suitable for that age group, with the rest of the house open to explore as well.

Adult £2.50/child free, 5 September.

Learn about Churchill's SpaniardsSéan Scullion, an officer in the Royal Engineers, is at the National Army Museum to talk about his new book, Churchill's Spaniards. Find out about the often-overlooked Spanish Republican volunteers who served with the British Army during the second world war. Scullion uses research, unpublished eyewitness and official accounts to highlight the role of Churchill's Spaniards and tell their little-known story.

You can watch in person at the museum, or online via livestream.

Free, 6 September.

Ogle classic boats as they moor up in central LondonAll manner of vintage vessels moor up at St Katharine Docks (next to the Tower of London) for the Classic Boat Festival. Even if you don't know your port from your starboard, it's a fascinating spectacle, with around 40 preserved vessels on display, including Dunkirk Little Ships. It's bigger than ever this year, expanding into the west basin so that larger vessels can take part.

Free, 7-8 September.

Enjoy a free day on board the Golden HindeIf the above floats your boat, you might also be interested in the free open day at the Golden Hinde, which is drydocked near Southwark Cathedral. For one day only, as part of Heritage Open Days, you can explore the ship for free, while enjoying live music performances and family-friendly historical activities. Come evening, there's a silent disco for adults only.

Free, 8 September.

Watch Supertri London for freeGet free tickets to watch professional athletes taking on the Supertri London, a triathlon taking place in the area around West India Quay. The tough course sees athletes race as they swim, bike and run without a break — the short distances meaning constant action, making it a lively one to watch.

Free, 8 September

Catch the final week of this Taylor Swift exhibitionThis is the final week of the V&A's free display, Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail. Dotted around the museum in 13 different locations, it showcases some of the singer's costumes and musical instruments, including the dress she wore on the Speak Now (Taylor's Version) album cover, her costume from The Man music video, and a replica of the Folklore piano.

Free, until 8 September.

New Growth is part of Unlimited Festival. Photo: Nelly AtingSee what's on in the final week of GDIF 2024This is the final week of this year's Greenwich + Docklands International Festival, with free outdoor theatre performances taking place around east London. Dancing City takes over Stratford, and A Ballad Of Thamesmead is performed at the Thamesmead Clock Tower, among other events.

Free, until 8 September.

View this nostalgic Care Bears exhibitionRemember the Care Bears toys? They're celebrated in a special exhibition at gallery@oxo on South Bank. Care Bears Forever — which was previously on display in LA — features new, original Care Bears-inspired artwork, including 33 pieces by Elena Kucharik, the artist who created the original characters. Fan-created art is on display too, and there's an interactive Good Vibes installation, where you can hang your own positive message from the ceiling surrounded by clouds, hearts, and all things Care Bears.

Free, until 10 September.

Get stuck into Totally Thames festivalA reminder that Totally Thames festival is going on all month, with exhibitions, talks, guided walks and other events celebrating London's main waterway. There's a charge for some events, but there are ways to enjoy without spending any money, including the Thames Lens photography exhibition, on display outside the Church of St Magnus the Martyr near London Bridge.

Many events free, until 30 September.

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Image: Matt Brown85 years ago, Liverpool Street station welcomed hundreds of refugee children.

It's not unusual to find a group of kids hanging around outside McDonald's. These five are a bit different, however. They are dressed in the clothing of another age, laden down not with Roblox rucksacks, but traditional valises and satchels. These five represent the many hundreds of children who arrived at the station in the late 1930s. They were refugees of the Nazi regime, and Londoners welcomed them with open arms.

The Kindertransport (German for "Children's transport") rescued some 10,000 children from Germany and Nazi-occupied Europe, between November 1938 and September 1939. Most of them were Jewish. Parents could not accompany the children, and nobody over the age of 17 was eligible. It must have been terrifying.

The evacuation was done with the support of the British government, who waived visa requirements. Numerous organisations and individuals — notably Sir Nicholas Winton — worked hard to set up the transport, raise funds and find foster homes for the children.

Most of the young refugees arrived by boat in Harwich, Essex. From there, many were sent to converted holiday camps. Others boarded trains for London. It was here, in Liverpool Street station, that they were first introduced to foster parents. The evacuations continued right up to the eve of the second world war, but which point some 10,000 children had been saved.

The experience could be deeply traumatic. Some children were too young to fully understand why they had been separated from their parents. Many would never be reunited. Then they had to settle in an unfamiliar country, living with strangers who often could not speak their language.

Liverpool Street's Kindertransport StatuesImage: Matt BrownLiverpool Street's role in this mass evacuation is commemorated by two sculptures. The one shown above is called Kindertransport – The Arrival. It depicts a group of five children, standing symbolically on a railway track, which carries the names of the cities from which they fled. This powerful sculpture was created by Frank Meisler and Arie Ovadia. Meisler was himself among the children evacuated from Gdańsk and transported to Liverpool Street. It stands in what is now named Hope Square, just outside the Liverpool Street entrance.

Image: Matt BrownThe second sculpture, down on the main concourse, is called Fur das Kind - Displaced. It shows two forlorn children waiting around with their luggage. The base carries a dedication to The Religious Society of Friends (The Quakers) who played an important role in arranging the Kindertransport.

This sculpture, by Flor Kent, is itself displaced. It originally stood up in Hope Square from 2003 to 2006, where the figures were accompanied by a giant glass suitcase filled with original objects from Kindertransport children. This proved unsuitable for an outdoor location. In 2006, it was taken apart, and reconfigured. Nicholas Winton himself re-dedicated the sculpture in 2011, when it was unveiled on the concourse. The objects from the glass suitcase are now in the Imperial War Museum.

We should note in closing that children were evacuated to other countries — including France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Sweden and Denmark — though in smaller numbers. Other memorials can be found along the Kindertransport routes, including at Harwich, Gdańsk, Berlin, Prague, Hamburg and Hook of Holland.

Liverpool Street's statues are all too often used as ad hoc seating or for the lazy disposal of coffee cups. But they deserve our attention and respect. These are memorials to kindness, humanity and altruism, qualities we should remember today when considering the needs of refugees.

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We actually met these three lovely tourists a few years back. Image: James Fitzgerald/LondonistWe were recently approached by a charming American gentleman who asked the way to London Bridge. We asked if he meant Tower Bridge, and he replied "Yes." It's quite possible he actually wanted to go to London Bridge, and we sent him the wrong way, but anyway — it got us thinking: "What things does a person do in London, which makes you instantly come to the conclusion: this person is not a Londoner?"

We put that question to you, our lovely readers — and here's what you came back to us with.

(For the record, we at Londonist love tourists — welcome to the greatest city on Earth!)

Sightseeing tourists"Remarking 'so much history' as they stop by a building Londoners have obliviously strode past for years..." - Don

"The American I saw in Parliament Square with his family, huddled under the statue of Lincoln. His kids asked him what Westminster Abbey was, and he said "SAINT Paul's Cathedral." - Angie

"Walk into M&M's World" - Gordon [Ed's note: someone should write an article about that]

"Someone looking up at a building, rather than solely focusing on on where the next spare mm is of the pavement they can occupy for a nanosecond, in order to expedite their Usain Bolt-beating travel time from Eros to TCR!" - Colin

"Photographing a phone box." - Carole [Ed's note: Ha! Who's be geeky enough to do, er, that?]

"Using a paper travel card on the tube." Image: Christian Wiediger via UnsplashTube tourists"Pressing the button on tube train to open doors." - Jack

"Buying tickets for the Tube at the ticket window." - Oxana

"Watched a video with SOUND on the District line." - Louise

"Confused that the Northern line goes south." - Colin

"Get the tube from Marylebone to Baker Street." - Matt

"Being surprised when the tube moves and it throws them off balance (then looking around laughing expecting people who have seen it every day for years to find it funny with them)." - Yvonne

"Using a paper travel card on the tube." - Dann

"The American who asked me which tube station to get off at for Windsor." - Tamsin [Ed's note: maybe they're just using a very old tube map?]

"Ask where the nearest Angus Steak House is." Image: Can Pac Swire via creative commonsDirection seeking tourists"Ask for directions to London Bridge when they mean Tower Bridge." - Shane [Ed's note: I think we ran into the same chap, Shane]

"Ask where the nearest Angus Steak House is." - Keith

Over-friendly tourists"Smiled at someone they didn’t know." - David

"Try to start a conversation on the tube." - Ian

"Said please and thank you." - Mark

"Wait for the green man at traffic lights." - Gillian

"Pick up rubbish!" - Yourpanorama.ch

"Look hopeful." - foreignrifles

Not-friendly-enough tourists "Keep their backpack on their back on a full Jubilee line at 6pm." - Loïc_OMLondon

"Talk to me without apologising first." - Penny

"Standing on the left!!! MOVE!!!!!" Image: Matt Brown/LondonistEscalator tourists"Wrong side of the escalator." - Kim

"Stop dead at the bottom of an escalator." - Teresa

"Standing on the left!!! MOVE!!!!!" - Laneen

Queuing tourists"Queue at the bar." - Ales and Tales [Ed's note: think that's just Gen Zers, no?]

Not queuing tourists"Not forming a queue." - Dea

"Taking pictures in Abbey Road like The Beatles." Image: LondonistMiscellaneous tourists"Walked slooowly." - Oana

"Taking pictures in Abbey Road like The Beatles." - EM hunter [Ed's note: we've met some of those folks!]

"Look at a map." - Marzena

"Wearing a flat cap and walking a whippet." - Dav [Ed's note: doesn't that just mean they're Hackney hipsters?]

"Used a knife and fork for pie and mash and had it with gravy." - John

"Going into a money launderi...sorry, 'American candy store' on Oxford Street." - Ian [Ed's note: why whatever could you mean, Ian?]

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Your weekly Londonist roundup of Londony news and features.

60+ Spectacular Things To Do In London This Month: September 2024Open House London! Plus new exhibitions, pole dancing, and sheep on the loose.

The Wake: Transatlantic Slavery Memorial Coming To West India QuayKhaleb Brooks's sculpture honours victims of the pernicious industry.

London's Tallest Building Through The Centuries: A Towering Timeline14 buildings that were once London's loftiest.

Beloved King's Cross Pub Has Just Days To Raise Cash To Stay OpenThe Harrison needs £10k, pronto.

Image: duncan cumming via creative commonsOasis' Video For Supersonic Was Shot On This Rooftop - But It's Just Been DemolishedI need to be myseeeeelf.

Image: MerckA Brief History Of Fast Food In LondonFrom oysters to fried chicken, via eel pies.

Image: Amin via creative commonsThe Under-Appreciated Art of the Letter CarverLondon's great letter-chisellers, ancient and modern. (From Londonist: Time Machine)

A Huge Exhibition Of Oasis Memorabilia Is Coming To LondonBut Together We'll Fly only runs for three days.

Bermondsey Street Festival: Glassblowing, Food Stalls And A Dog ShowVillage vibes near London Bridge.

Time travelling through Croydon in videosPlanes, trains and unhinged architects. (From Londonist: Croydon Edit)

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The Cafe Perched On The Edge Of An Ancient WoodA marvellous spot to end a woodland walk.

Hackney Museum: A History Spanning 200,000 YearsFrom ancient flints to Chinese restaurants.

Remarkable Roman Kiln To Go On Display In Highgate WoodUnearthed in 1968, but only now going on public view.

This Is London's Funniest RoadBut what's with the mirthsome name?

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The Flygerians are among writers appearing at the month-long book blowout. Image: Julia HawkinsIf you count yourself among London's bookish community, there's a brand new festival you'll want to know about.

SE London Bookfest runs from 1-30 November 2024, starring talks from/chats with a host of both fiction and non-fiction writers, covering a slew of topics including food, migration, gentrification and music.

Among those on the docket for the inaugural festival are cooks and entrepreneurs Jo and Jess Edun — aka the Flygerians; Jimi Famurewa, whose book Settlers journeys into the hidden yet vibrant world of African London; and Patrick Clarke, who delves into the Bedsit Land of synth poppers, Soft Cell.

Tickets for the events — which take place in various south London book shops, churches and cinemas — are available to book now, and are free (though donations are encouraged, with money going towards Southwark Foodbank).

SE London Bookfest is already proving a hit — some events are already fully booked. So if there's something you fancy, better snap up a seat pronto!

SE London Bookfest, 1-30 November 2024, various venues, free (donations encouraged)

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The following is written from the perspective of someone with enjoys a bit of contemporary art now and then, rather than a properly seasoned art critic who knows all the right buzzwords.

What is the Moco Museum? A museum of Mocos? What are Mocos?Honestly, I wasn't sure either. I tried to work it out. "Museum of Contemporary Objects?" "Museum of Cultural Oddities?" "Michelle Obama's Cantankerous Ocelot Museum?". At least two of those would be a fair description, but actually the Moco stands for "Modern Contemporary", which feels like a bit of a tautology, but apparently it's not.

You'll find it directly opposite Marble Arch, pretty much where they used to hang criminals.

Sum the place up in 10 monosyllabic wordsLots of bright art things from names you've heard of.

How does it differ from, say, Tate Modern or the Saatchi Gallery?The collection is much more tightly focused, with only one or two works from any given artist (in most cases). Moco's collection is drawn almost entirely from household-names, rather than championing lesser-known talent.

With a good dollop of interactivity and the encouragement to take selfies, the place feels like a halfway house between a traditional white-wall gallery, and those modern "immersive" art attractions like (nearby) Frameless, or Tottenham Court Road's Outernet. There's also the price (see below).

Why is it here?Moco Museum isn't an entirely new thing. The travelling arts fan might have encountered sibling Mocos in Amsterdam and Barcelona (which their website helpfully tells us are cities in The Netherlands and Spain). A venue in London (United Kingdom) seems like the logical next step. Marble Arch is a cracking place to plonk it, convenient for, yet aloof from, the Serpentine Gallery and countless small galleries of Mayfair, and right next to a tube station.

What can I expect from a visit?The mirror roomThe 'museum' is arranged over three floors. The entrance level is a showcase of big names. A Warhol here, a Hirst there, a Koons hither and a Basquiat thither. It's an oddly male line-up, save for Yayoi Kusama — whose shiny metal spheres you might have admired outside Liverpool Street Elizabeth line.

The basement level is more playful and — gosh I hate to say it again — immersive. The absolute highlight for most people will be Daan van Hasselt's infinity room of mirrors, pulsing lights and low-hum music. Moco might as well plaster the walls with "Film your TikTok video here"... although that would trash the effect. Here, too, you'll find various superior works of digital and video art, including a short film called "Species" by Six N. Five, which imposes geometric shapes onto footage of the natural world. I liked this.

Wait a minute. I know those lyrics...The top floor is billed as Moco's Contemporary Masters, and features such luminaries as Tracey Emin, KAWS, Julian Opie and the omnipresent Banksy. (The gallery doesn't mention it, but one of his "in the wild" artworks can be found almost in sight of the windows, down beside Marble Arch.) It is in this gallery I learn that Robbie Williams is a "contemporary master" and not just a superannuated pop star. A million love songs and later, here he is trying to tell you... he can paint.

So, what was your overall impression?One of those Anthony James illusion thingies.I've got to say, I was impressed. This isn't the largest of galleries (about an hour to look around), but what they have squeezed in is almost all engaging stuff. Even the Robbie Williams's. I'd heard of perhaps 75% of the artists, and the remaining 25% were all duly noted as good discoveries. That felt like a good ratio. It's a pleasing, relaxing space to walk around, populated by many attendants who are happy to answer questions. With the promise of regular temporary exhibitions, it should welcome back a regular audience.

How much does it cost?Well, here's the kicker. The full adult price is currently listed as £20.90. When there is so much free contemporary art to see in London, that feels a bit steep to me. As a casual, occasional gallery visitor with a little prior knowledge, I don't think I'd have paid quite that much for something of this size (I got a freebie, reviewer's ticket, lucky me). However, if you're really into your art or, conversely, you know absolutely nothing about contemporary art and seek a greatest hits parade, then I think you'd get more value for money.

If you're a wealthy tourist with money to burn and a hungry Instagram feed, then you'll love it.

What were the toilets like?Weird question. But since you ask, they were lovely and clean, with individual unisex cubicles. Lovely right up until the point that I needed to wash my hands. The liquid soap was present and correct, but not the running water. Or the paper towels. I became a living work of performance art, desperately attempting to open the lock with greasy, product-laden hands, before I had the wit to wipe off the excess with toilet tissue. This was almost certainly a one-off oversight, and will not happen to you. Unless it really is part of the immersive artwork. It can be so hard to tell these days.

Moco London is at 1-4 Marble Arch, London, W2 2UH

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All weekendIt's Notting Hill Carnival weekend! Photo: Angel Ganev*SMART WALKS: Vespucci Adventures has a treasure trove of specially designed walks — both digital and on paper — to get you out exploring. Their new self-guided Greenwich route starts with a Thames cruise, followed by an amble through the historic streets and Royal Park at Greenwich, with its spectacular views. The trail then leads on to Blackheath and the charming Hare and Billet country-style pub. The walk, and many others, are available as part of Vespucci Hiking Club, which provides walks all over the UK, complete with pit stops, pub stops, and all the details you need for a worry-free adventure. Start your free trial now. (sponsor)*

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND: Good news! It's a three-day bank holiday weekend. Make the most of the extra day with our guide to spending the bank holiday in London, so you're guaranteed a good time... even if good weather isn't guaranteed. 24-26 August

NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL: Notting Hill Carnival is back on the streets of west London for three days of Caribbean-style entertainment. Expect the usual heady mix of Caribbean culture, samba, mas, soca and calypso, dazzling costumes... and lots and lots of people. Here's everything you need to know about this year's event, including one part which isn't going ahead this year. 24-26 August

FOOD FESTIVAL: Feast your eyes on the surroundings of Hampton Court Palace, and your stomach on goodies from the Hampton Court Palace Food Festival, which is held in the palace gardens. Tuck into street food, browse and buy artisan products including wine, rum, cakes, pastries, coffee and cheese. There's also live music at the bandstand, garden games, and face painting and shire horse and cart rides for kids. 24-26 August

BATTERSEA PARK IN CONCERT: Bank holiday picnics don't get much more spectacular than this… across the long weekend, Battersea Park hosts three world-class concerts, spanning classical music, musical theatre, and jazz. Some big names are involved, including the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Myleene Klass, Ronnie Scott's Jazz Orchestra, and a few West End stars. (sponsor)

BEYOND THE BASSLINE: The British Library's Beyond The Bassline exhibition — a whistlestop tour through the history of Black music in Britain, from 1511 to the present day — is in its final weekend. Until 26 August

DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR: The Underbelly Festival pop-up in Cavendish Square (near Oxford Circus) hosts a series of Drag Queen Story Hour shows. The family-friendly show combines inclusive stories with fabulously dressed drag queens, led by published children's author Aida H Dee. Suitable for age 3+. *20-26 August*

Last chance to see Beyond the Bassline © Terna JogoASTRONOMY PHOTOGRAPHY: Another one closing soon: Reach for the stars at the Astronomy Photographer of the Year exhibition at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich, where you can ogle 100+ stunning photos of stars, galaxies, suns and moons. Until 27 August

BARBICAN OUTDOOR CINEMA: There's an eclectic range of films on offer at Barbican's Outdoor Cinema this weekend; it's Studio Ghibli animation The Boy and the Heron on Saturday, Godzilla vs Hedorah on Sunday, and Prince's 1987 tour film Sign O' The Times on Monday. All films are shown on a giant screen in the open-air Sculpture Courtyard, with food and drink available to buy nearby. 21 August-1 September

GREENWICH AND DOCKLANDS INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: Free outdoor performing arts festival Greenwich and Docklands International Festival begins in time for the bank holiday weekend, with two weeks of theatre, art, dance and circus in outdoor locations. This weekend, see a person balancing on a giant block of melting ice suspended on a crane in climate change awareness show THAW, or take a stroll through family-friendly street theatre, circus, dance and installations in Stratford Park. 23 August-8 September

FORMULA 1 EXHIBITION: Get yourself into pole position for the new exhibition dedicated to Formula 1 racing. The Formula 1 exhibition showcases iconic Formula 1 cars and historic memorabilia, and has state-of-the art racing simulators giving you the chance to experience what it’s like to sit behind the wheel of an F1 car as they race around the Silverstone track. From 23 August

Saturday 24 AugustMartin Kemp hosts a Back to the '80s brunchFARMERS' MARKET: Load up on goodies to see you through the weekend at Wembley Park Farmers' Market, which has 25+ traders selling organic produce, homegrown plants, homemade pies, vegan treats, Italian deli goods and more. Find it at Market Square. 9am-3pm

CARIBBEAN CULTURE FESTIVAL: Coinciding with Notting Hill Carnival, the London Museum Docklands holds a family-friendly festival of Caribbean culture, open to everyone. Head along to take part in dance workshops, art and craft sessions, food workshops and more. Note that although the event is free, some of the workshops require booking, so do check before you arrive if you've got something specific in mind. FREE, 11am-4pm

BEER FESTIVAL: Raise a glass to the second and final day of the Big Swig Beer Fest at Big Penny Social in Walthamstow, which claims to be the world's biggest free entry beer festival (pints are £6 a pop once you're inside). Over 120 keg and 75 cask beers from UK breweries are available, along with wine and spirits too, and it's a family-friendly event until 7pm. From 12pm

MARTIN KEMP: Dig out your leg warmers and neon accessories for the Back to the '80s brunch at The Fable in Holborn, hosted by Spandau Ballet star Martin Kemp. He plays a DJ set as you tuck into a two-course meal — or drinks-only tickets are available for the latter part of the afternoon. 12pm-5pm

SUMMER TERRACE BRUNCH: Electric Shuffle Canary Wharf hosts the Electric Summer Festival Brunch, with singer-songwriter Lucas Berloff belting out summer classics accompanied by a live saxophonist. A two-hour bottomless brunch session includes a Paloma slushie cocktail on arrival, a bottle of prosecco (or four beers) per person and unlimited sourdough pizza. 2pm-5pm

The Big Swig Beer Fest takes place in WalthamstowMIGHTY CROWN BALL: Ballroom collective Vogue Rites presents an open-air Vogue Ball in the courtyard at Somerset House, shining the spotlight on the Voguing community with dance, fashion and music. The event is a celebration of global Vogue culture, so organisers ask that if you are not part of the Ballroom community, you use it as an opportunity to learn about the scene's history and cultural significance. 3pm-10.30pm

HEART OF BRASS: The No Limit Street Band play a brass-heavy take on popular songs and feel-good classics as well as some of their own original songs, at Queen of Hoxton. Elsewhere in the venue, DJs play hip hop, R&B, garage, reggae and grime. 8pm

CHRISTMAS VARIETY SHOW: Do not adjust your set. Comedian and actor Peter Serafinowicz offers a look at his current work-in-progress show, Christmas Magic with Elvis and Friends, at Soho Theatre. He uses deep-fake technology to bring Elvis back to life in a festive variety show. 9.30pm

SOFAR SOUNDS: Three mystery emerging music artists are on the line-up for Sofar Sounds, which comes to Underbelly Festival in Cavendish Square for one night only. Expect to hear a mixture of genres and styles, hosted by an MC — and make the most of the festival set-up, with pop-up bars and food stalls, while you're there. 9pm

Sunday 25 AugustWatch Clueless at Rooftop Film Club, before dancing at a silent discoBLACK HISTORY TOUR: Join Black History Walks for a tour of the Wallace Collection in Marylebone, focusing on the often-hidden Black presence in the gallery's collections, including works depicting musicians, princesses, slaves, servants, saints and inspirations. 11am-1pm

BODY MOVEMENTS: Body Movements is a dance music festival, celebrating the full spectrum of Queer club culture. Several artists, including LSDXOXO and Coucou Chloe, take over five stages in Southwark Park for a fully inclusive day of clubbing. 12pm-10.30pm

NORMAN JAY: Legendary DJ Norman Jay parks his Good Times soundsystem bus at Alexandra Palace for an open-air bank holiday party, with views over the London skyline to boot. Dance the afternoon and evening away to house, rare groove, jazz, disco, hip-hop and drum & bass tunes, with bars and street food stalls to keep energy levels up. 2pm

THE SWING NINJAS: New Orleans-inspired band The Swing Ninjas take over the gardens of Strawberry Hill House in Twickenham for an evening of live swing, spirituals, blues, cajun and jazz music. Treat yourself to a glass of Pimm's from the bar, sit back and enjoy the show. Picnic hampers are available to pre-order, if you fancy pushing the boat out (it is a bank holiday, after all). 4pm-7.30pm

THAW is part of this weekend's GDIF programme. Image: Prudence UptonCLUELESS SILENT DISCO: As if! Rooftop Film Club in Stratford screens nostalgic 1995 film Clueless, followed by a silent disco dance party with a DJ playing tunes from the '90s and '00s, and taking requests. Pizza is available to order to your seat during the film, with the bar open all night for drinks. 4.45pm

HOLST'S THE PLANETS: Head to the Royal Albert Hall for Prom 46, a performance of Holst's The Planets by musicians from the Royal College of Music Chamber Choir, the Royal College of Music Symphony Orchestra, and the Sibelius Academy Symphony Orchestra. It's preceded by works from conductor Sakari Oramo’s home country of Finland, including Sibelius's The Wood Nymph, and Lara Poe's brand-new work Laulut maaseudulta (Songs from the Countryside), which receives its world premiere here. 7.30pm

JOE TRACINI: Actor and comedian Joe Tracini presents his one-man-show Ten Things I Hate About Me at the Apollo Theatre for one night only. The candid stand-up comedy show is based on his experiences living with Borderline Personality Disorder, a condition he was diagnosed with 10 years ago. 7.30pm

Bank Holiday Monday 26 AugustCatch Drag Queen Story Hour at Underbelly FestivalECO FAIR: Carshalton Park is the place to head for the EcoFair, a family-friendly day out with a focus on sustainability. Watch live music across three solar-powered stages, including acoustic guitar act Gabriel Mesh & The Gas, and browse more than 100 stalls selling eco-friendly goods including art and craft items and veggie and vegan food and drink. 10.30am-8pm

DICKENS MUSEUM: Representatives from the Old Operating Theatre pop up at the Charles Dickens Museum in Bloomsbury for an object-handling session, where you can learn about the health hazards in Victorian London. Get up close to 19th-century medical and surgical objects as you hear tales of stinking rivers and choking smog. FREE, 11am/2pm

SING OUT THE SUMMER: Last chance to catch live vocal performances as part of Southbank Centre's Sing Out The Summer weekend. Head to the venue's Riverside Terrace for free pop-up and roaming shows by the likes of London Show Choir, The Autistic Adult Choir, and British Gospel Arts Choir. FREE, 12pm-6pm

Norman Jay hosts the party at Alexandra Palace on SundayDOCTOR WHO PROM: Fire up the TARDIS and head for the Royal Albert Hall for the Doctor Who Prom. We're promised a show celebrating the latest adventures of the Doctor, with music from the series performed by the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, accompanied by sequences from the series on big screens. There might be a couple of special guest appearances too... Here's everything you need to know about the BBC Proms. 2.30pm

I'M STILL HERE: Summer by the River screens I'm Still Here, a feature documentary film made in March 2020, about homeless people during lockdown. It follows the work of Under One Sky, a volunteer organisation set up to assist London's homeless people who could no longer rely on the kindness of passing strangers in the empty streets. 7pm-9pm

CANARY WHARF VIRTUAL TOUR: Footprints of London guide David Charnick offers a virtual tour around Canary Wharf, which you can join from your own home. Find out how the area has changed in recent decades, from the construction of its first skyscraper, One Canada Square in the late 1980s, through to the community-focused space it is today. 9pm-10pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Celebrate Caribbean culture at London Museum DocklandsLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Go on an AR bug huntThe Royal Entomological Society Garden debuted at the Chelsea Flower Show, but now has a permanent home at Stratford Cross. Designed to show how remarkable and valuable insects are, the garden features an AR bug hunt, created by Aardman, in which you and the kids help a character called Lloyd of the Flies find his friends and bring them all back to the Luxury Bug Hotel. A good little summer holiday excursion, we reckon.

Free, ongoing.

Enjoy In The Neighbourhood at All Points EastIn The Neighbourhood is a free-entry four-day event in Victoria Park, making use of the All Points East festival site between the weekend gigs. The family-friendly programme includes live music and entertainment, theatre dance, sports, wellbeing workshops, panel talks, takeovers from BBC 1Xtra and BBC Asian Network, and a free outdoor cinema. Check the website for the full schedule.

Free, 19-22 August.

Go on a bug hunt at the Royal Entomological Society Garden in Stratford Cross.Take part in free, outdoor art workshopsAs part of Westminster's Inside Out Festival, the National Portrait Gallery hosts Opening Doors, a series of free outdoor art workshops. They're inspired by the building's four-metre high entrance doors, which were designed by Tracey Emin, and feature 45 faces representing and celebrating 'every woman'. The workshops, open to all ages and abilities, invite you to drop in and create your own portrait of an inspirational woman in your life.

All art materials are provided, and there are four workshops every day, each limited to 25 people, on a first come, first served basis.

Free, 19-23 August.

See this photography exhibition before it closesYou've got until Wednesday to see the Earth Photo 2024 exhibition at the Royal Geographical Society in Kensington. The free display showcases photos and videos across the categories of people, place, nature, changing forests and a climate of change.

Free, until 21 August.

In The Neighbourhood takes place in Victoria ParkGet your chops around a free kebab burgerIf you happen to be feeling carnivorously peckish in central London this Thursday, know that you can get your chops around a free Atomic Burger from Kebhouze at 159 Oxford Street. Simply show up between 11am and 2pm, say "Bring on the heat!" to the serving staff, and they'll hand you a burger stuffed with chicken kebab, fried chicken, jalapeños, cheddar cheese and caramelised onions. There's also a pipette of extra hot sauce, so you can decide how brave you want to be.

Free, 22 August.

Find out about Shakespeare on the Front LineTying in with the current Shakespeare and War exhibition (also free), the National Army Museum hosts Dr Amy Lidster, who discusses the use of Shakespeare's work to boost morale for those directly involved in front line combat. Examples of bringing the Bard's words into warfare include the American War of Independence, in the trenches during first world war, and Ukrainians currently resisting Russia's ongoing invasion.

You can watch in person at the museum, or online.

Free, 23 August.

There's a free one of these with your name on it this Thursday.Spend your evening skating around Greenwich ParkHead to Greenwich Park on Friday for an evening skate jam. Explore the park on wheels, with professional skate instructors on hand to offer you tips and tricks for staying upright. There's also a silent disco, and free skate hire is available on a first come, first served basis.

Free, 23 August.

Celebrate Caribbean cultureAhead of Notting Hill Carnival this weekend, the London Museum Docklands hosts a family festival of Caribbean culture. Take part in soca and bamboula dance workshops, craft sessions led by Indo-Caribbean artists, and food-making sessions where you can whip up dishes such as vegan patties.

Free, 23-24 August. Note that some workshops require booking.

A Skate Jam comes to Greenwich Park. Image: Roswitha ChesherDance in the streets at Notting Hill Carnival 2024One of the biggest annual events in London, Notting Hill Carnival takes over the streets of west London for two days of bangin' beats, lashings of street food, razzle-dazzle costumes and utterly fabulous parade processions. Read our guide to Notting Hill Carnival 2024 for schedules, routes, maps, public transport info and a wealth of other tips to keep your Carnival experience safe and enjoyable.

Free, 25-26 August. Note that Carnival officially begins on Saturday 24 August with a paid, ticketed event, but the Sunday and Monday events are free.

See what's on at Summer by the RiverA reminder that the free programme on entertainment at Summer by the River is ongoing, spanning film and sports screenings, live music performances, dance workshops and more. This week, that includes an open-air screening of Pixar film Elemental, an 'anarchic' quiz night with prizes to be won, and live music by London-based Somali artist Faisal Salah, known as FACESOUL.

Free, until 1 September.

Do the summer holidays on the cheapWith a couple of weeks of the summer holidays still to come for most schools, take a look at our guide to free things to do in London in the summer holidays for ways to entertain children of all ages without parting with your cash. We've picked out the best free museums for kids, attractions which you may not realise offer free entry, cultural events, and places where they can let off steam.

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Did you know that Holborn is home to the UK's last remaining ethical society? For over 100 years, Conway Hall Ethical Society has championed independent voices for equality and social justice — and this charity's event programme is a real treat for anyone with an appetite for radical new ideas, lively debate, and excellent-value days out.

The next few months at Conway Hall are looking extra-special, with the launch of a brand new festival in addition to an eclectic range of talks, screenings, exhibitions and performances (fun fact: the venue hosts Europe's longest-running chamber music series. Talk about multi-tasking!)

Conway Hall's autumn events programme kicks off nice and early, on 30 August, with the launch of Freethought History Festival. This first-of-its-kind event celebrates humanism, secularism, atheism, and ethical concepts associated with the freethought movement, which encourages intellectual liberation through scepticism of dogma and tradition. And where better to delve into its history than at the HQ of the world's oldest surviving freethought organisation?

There are all sorts of activities to get stuck into — starting with a keynote discussion on Friday 30 August on the past and present of republicanism, featuring Graham Smith (the CEO of Britain's leading anti-monarchy campaigning organisation, Republic).

The thought-provoking fun continues on Saturday 31 August with activists, authors, and artists debating panel topics like Writing Freethought Histories, Freethinking Lives, Radical Music and Remarkable Women. Other highlights include a screening of a documentary about the psychology of belief and a creative workshop where you'll be invited to reflect on your own ideas about freethought.

Then, on 1 September, it's family day, featuring puppet-making, storytime, singing workshops, and more. This final day of the festival is completely free to attend, with the first two costing £18 (or £12 for Living Support/Students) and £25 (or £15 for Living Support/Students). If you fancy getting involved in both, you can do so for just £33 (or £25 for Living Support/Students).

Scottish comedian and actor Eleanor Morton leads a talk on life lessons from historical womenThe following week, on 8 September, Conway Hall launches its new season of Ethical Matters talks. Available online as well as IRL, these events bring together authors, writers, journalists, thinkers and academics to discuss an eclectic range of topics. We're particularly looking forward to Dr Faiza Shaheen's personal and statistical analysis of systemic inequality on 1 December. Other standout talks will include Eleanor Morton's Life Lessons from Historical Women (3 October), and a deep dive into ancient stories with mythologist Martin Shaw (30 October) in the historic Main Hall.

Autumn also sees Conway Hall team up with some fascinating organisations for special events. Explore colonialism and resistance with the Stuart Hall Foundation (5 September). Delve into the uncanny or divination with London Fortean Society (4 October, 16 November). Let London Performing Academy of Music at Conway Hall treat you to a unique performance of a Puccini opera (6 December).

Speaking of music, remember that chamber concert series we mentioned? These live performances take place every Sunday at Conway Hall — with free tickets for anyone under the age of 26! This autumn, you can enjoy the music of Bach, Beethoven and Brahms, to name just a few.

This is just a taste of what's going on at Conway Hall over the next few months — see the full programme and book your tickets here.

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Cut price theatre tickets, poppets! Image: Joan MarcusMrs Doubtfire and Starlight Express are among the newest shows joining a list of 75+ West End productions which you can score discounted tickets for right now.

London Theatre Week runs from Monday 19 August-Sunday 1 September 2024 (yes, that is more than a week), inviting theatre lovers — and the theatre-curious — to snap up seats for £15, £25 or £35 for some of the biggest stage shows out there. That includes The Lion King, Wicked, The Book of Mormon, Matilda, Guys & Dolls and Back to the Future The Musical.

While theatre tickets in London can be notoriously expensive (just ask Andrew Scott) this is a truly fantastic chance to soak up some of the best productions in the world, while paying as little as the price of a cinema ticket.

Though the deal runs until the start of September, seats themselves are available for shows between now and November 2024.

London Theatre Week, 19 August-1 September 2024 — check out discounted shows here.

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Image: Matt Brown"There are thousands of memorials in every town and village to the dead, but not one as a reminder of the danger of future wars."

So wrote Sylvia Pankhurst in 1936, around the time this bomb-shaped memorial was unveiled in Woodford Green. Because of her surname, Pankhurst is best remembered for her role in the women's suffrage movement, but her social activism was much broader.

In 1932, the World Disarmament Conference in Geneva had deemed aerial bombing to be an acceptable form of warfare. Pankhurst was appalled. She remembered the horrors of falling bombs from the First World War, and rightly foresaw the horrors that modern bombers could bring to civilian populations.

Image: Matt BrownIn protest, she commissioned this anti-war memorial from sculptor Eric Benfield and had it erected at the end of her garden in Woodford Green in October 1935. Made of stone, its simple form represents a falling bomb, resting nose down on a plinth.

The sculpture was almost immediately stolen. Undeterred Pankhurst had Benfield make a replacement. Its unveiling in the summer of 1936 coincided with Mussolini's mustard gas attacks on Abyssinia (Ethiopia). RP Zaphiro of the Imperial Ethiopian Legation was invited along to unveil the memorial, and Pankhurst became a steadfast advocate of Ethiopian independence.

Pankhurst's anti-bombing campaign was prescient. The attack on Guernica during the Spanish Civil War was less than a year away. The second world war would then see millions killed (on both sides) by aerial bombing. Sadly, the sentiments behind the memorial remain relevant almost 90 years on.

It still stands, almost hidden by the undergrowth on the western side of Woodford Green High Road. Thousands of people drive past every day without knowing it's there.

Image: Matt BrownPankhurst lived in the Woodford area for many years, before moving to Ethiopia. She is remembered by Pankhurst Green, a small triangular garden near Woodford station.

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As we head into autumn, London's cultural scene perks back into life with blockbuster exhibitions from Van Gogh to the Turner Prize. Here's our guide to the top exhibitions to catch this September.

Art & Poetry: Van Gogh at The National GalleryVan Gogh's 'The Bedroom'. © The Art Institute of ChicagoSelf-portraits, Sunflowers, The Starry Night over the Rhone. Vincent van Gogh is one of the greatest painters of all-time and we have an exhibition of his works seemingly every other year in London — we are truly spoiled. This time it's a look at how the artist was inspired by poets, writers and artists — and his time in Arles and Saint-Rémy in Provence as a decisive period in his career.

Van Gogh: Poets and Lovers at The National Gallery. 14 September - 19 January, £24.

Femme fatale: Pamela Phatsimo Sunstrum at Barbican© Toni Hafkenscheid. Courtesy the artist and MOCA Toronto.Dioramas tell the story of a 'femme fatale' film noir character living in an imagined colonial outpost. We find out what happens when our main character deviates from the norm and doesn't follow the rules dictated to her by society. Using drawing, painting and installation, the artist channels her experience of living across Africa, Southeast Asia, and North America in this intriguingly immersive exhibition.

Pamela Phatsimo Sunstrum: It Will End in Tears at Barbican, Curve Gallery. 18 September - 5 January, free.

Culture clash: Lap-See Lam at Studio VoltaireFilm still: Lisabi Fridell/ Egerstrand & Blund. Textile work © Kholod Hawash. © Lap-See Lam. Courtesy the artist, Galerie Nordenhake and Moderna MuseeWestern takes on Eastern cultures are often based on stereotypes and assumptions, and that's evident in the kitsch designs of Chinese restaurants. Taking inspiration from a three-storey floating Chinese restaurant in the shape of a dragon that was later turned into a haunted funhouse, Lap-See Lam has produced a film about this structure, its history and the wider mis-translation of cultural heritage.

Lap-See Lam: Floating Sea Palace at Studio Voltaire. 18 September - 15 December, free.

Art in a park: Frieze Sculpture at Regent’s ParkImage courtesy of Frances Goodman and SPECTAEvery year the Frieze London and Frieze Masters art fairs set up shop in big marquees in Regent's Park. The added bonus is the free sculpture park that comes with it — and this year that includes a colourful totem of giant pills, a swirling sculpture and ceramic body parts. In all, 22 international artists hailing from five continents create a show that'll make families, picnickers and joggers stop, stare, and — as always — give their no holds barred opinions.

Frieze Sculpture 2024 at Regent’s Park. 18 September - 27 October, free.

Working hard: Hard Graft at Wellcome CollectionA coloured lithograph of tea plantation workers in China. Courtesy Wellcome CollectionWhat is it like to do physical work that's unsafe or damaging to your health? Wellcome Collection's exhibition makes connections between undervalued labour, the people who do it and the spaces where it happens — bringing into focus the people whose health, work and rights remain hidden on the margins of society. Featuring more than 100 objects, with artworks from across the world, Hard Graft highlights the histories of resistance and the power of collective action by workers in response to their working conditions – from organised protest to spiritual and medicinal healing practices.

Hard Graft: Work, Health and Rights at Wellcome Collection. 19 September - 27 April, free.

All the colours: Michael Craig-Martin at Royal Academy of Arts© Michael Craig-Martin. Photo: Mike Bruce. Image courtesy of Gagosian.Michael Craig-Martin recreates everyday items and historical masterpieces in his signature graphic colourful style. This exhibition takes a wider look at his career, bringing together over 120 important works spanning from the 1960s through to the present day, including sculpture, installation, painting and drawing — as well as newly conceived works for the occasion.

Michael Craig-Martin at Royal Academy of Arts. 21 September - 10 December, £22-£24.50.

Four eyes on the prize: Turner Prize at Tate BritainJasleen Kaur's artworks. Courtesy of Tramway and Glasgow Life. Photo: Keith Hunter.The prize everyone loves to have an opinion on is back in London this year, and it's one of the strongest shortlists to date. Pio Abad explores the impacts of colonialism, Claudette Johnson draws over-sized Black figures, and Jasleen Kaur and Delaine le Bas hone their Glaswegian Sikh and Roma heritages respectively, to create immersive environments.

Turner Prize 2024 at Tate Britain. 25 September - 16 February, £14.

To infinity and beyond: Yayoi Kusama at Victoria MiroPhoto by Yusuke Miyazaki. © Yayoi Kusama. Courtesy Ota Fine Arts, Victoria Miro, and David ZwirnerThe queen of polka dots and infinity rooms is back with yet another exhibition at Victoria Miro gallery. This one includes a new infinity room, fresh sculptures on the terrace and a newly minted series of paintings that are minutely detailed, with characteristically bold accents of colour, referencing both the microscopic and macroscopic universes.

Yayoi Kusama: Every Day I Pray for Love at Victoria Miro. 25 September - 2 November, free.

Historical trade: Silk Roads at the British Museum & British LibraryA ceramic figure of a camel. © The Trustees of the British MuseumThe Silk Roads facilitated economic, cultural, political and religious interactions between East and West — and in September two separate exhibitions on the topic come to two major London institutions. The British Museum sets out how the Silk Roads were made up of overlapping networks linking communities across Asia, Africa and Europe; the exhibition unravels how the journeys of people, objects and ideas that formed the Silk Roads shaped cultures and histories. The British Library has a tighter focus on the oasis of Dunhuang, at the edge of the Gobi Desert, shining a light on the personal stories of those who lived, travelled through, worked, and worshipped there more than 1,000 years ago.

Silk Roads at The British Museum. 26 September - 23 February, £17.A Silk Road Oasis: Life in Ancient Dunhuang at The British Library. 27 September - 23 February, £8.

Show me the Monets: Monet and London at The CourtauldPhoto © Grand Palais RMN (musée d’Orsay) : Hervé LewandowskiYes, Claude Monet painted beautiful gardens and water lilies, but he also used London as his muse. During his three visits to the capital between 1899 and 1901, he painted Charing Cross Bridge, Waterloo Bridge, and the Houses of Parliament. He originally planned to show them in London but that fell through, and now the Courtauld Gallery will realise Monet's unfulfilled ambition of exhibiting this distinct group of works in London, just 300 metres from the Savoy Hotel where many of them were painted.

Monet and London. Views of the Thames at The Courtauld. 27 September - 19 January, £16.

Psychological warfare: War and the Mind at IWM London© IWMThe psychological element of any conflict can be just as powerful as the physical. How do countries foster a sense of 'us' against 'them'? How are exhausted civilian populations convinced to endure? And how devastating can the mental stress of warfare be? This exhibition looks at all these aspects and how they have been integrated into war efforts, both from UK and foreign perspectives.

War and the Mind at IWM London. 27 September - 27 April, free.

Shorter run and smaller eventsIn this section we step away from the major exhibitions and focus on smaller ones, some of which run over a shorter timescale too.

The 2023 City & Guilds London Art School MA show. Artwork by Damaris Athene,With a great mix of painters, photographers, sculptors and more the ArtGemini Prize brings together the works of 36 emerging and mid-career artists at London Lighthouse Gallery (5-15 September, free). While many graduate shows took place over the summer, there's still a chance to see the works of the MA graduates at City & Guilds London Art School (10-14 September, free), which always impresses with its exhibitions.

Duo by Melek Zeynep studio is one of the landmark projects at London Design Festival. Image courtesy the studio.In September, London also gets a dose of design as the annual London Design Festival returns with installations, talks and events across the city (14-22 September, mostly free), including Light in Motion where 12 independent designers, artists and engineers showcase collectible design objects, wall based lighting artworks and installations at The Art House in east London (13-22 September, free).

The British Art Fair is back this month. Photo: Guy Bell.If art fairs are for you, then the best of British will be at Saatchi Gallery for the British Art Fair (26-29 September, £22), works ranging from David Hockney and Bridget Riley through to young artists making a name for themselves. Over at Oxo Bargehouse Roy's Art Fair makes a return (27-29 September, free) with lots of affordable emerging artists under one roof, you can buy direct from the artist.

Exhibitions outside LondonTwo shows outside the capital we're excited for:

Tiger, burning bright: Chila Kumari Singh Burman at the Holburne Museum, BathPhoto: Matthew AndrewsFeaturing vibrant neon sculptures that draw from popular media, history, and her Punjabi Hindu heritage, this Chila Kumari Singh Burman exhibition features the Glowing Canopies on the museum's facade, highlighting the relationship between trees and bees, and My Tiger Janu in the Ballroom, a phosphorescent tiger sculpture symbolising strength and cultural roots. We always welcome work by an artist who blew us away with her Tate Britain Christmas makeover.

Chila Kumari Singh Burman: Neon Dreams at the Holburne Museum, Bath. 16 September - 12 January, £11.

Trees inside: Anya Gallacio at Turner Contemporary, MargateFrom when the artist's work was installed at Camden Art Centre. © Anya Gallaccio. Courtesy the artist and Thomas Dane Gallery. Photo: Andy Keate.Spanning three decades of Anya Gallacio's career, this show features previous works and new site-specific pieces exploring the relationship between art and the environment. Using ephemeral and unorthodox materials like chalk, apples, and trees, it highlights Kent's natural heritage and the need for sustainability.

Anya Gallacio: Preserve at Turner Contemporary, Margate. 28 September - 12 January, free.

* The author of this article is a judge on the ArtGemini prize and a trustee of City & Guilds London Art School.

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Image: Matt BrownOnce a rarity in the UK, this beautiful moth is now finding a home in London. Have you spotted one?

I thought it was a confused butterfly. Surely the bright-orange flutter over my bedside lamp could not be a moth? Moths are grey, drab things, aren't they?

But a quick google and I was corrected. This is the Jersey tiger moth (Euplagia quadripunctaria). As its common name suggests, the dazzling insect is usually a resident of Jersey. But warming temperatures have brought it to the UK.

I read that the moth initially colonised Dorset and Devon. Its push further north is very recent, with occasional sightings in London, and as far north as Bedfordshire.

Here it was, fluttering around my bedroom at the very northern-most extreme of London — or Borehamwood, Hertfordshire as some people have it.

This one was spotted outdoors by Ben Sale. Used under creative commons licenceIt's such a beautiful creature that I thought I'd share the sighting on here, and see if any readers have also made its acquaintance in the London area (comments below). Apparently, the Jersey tiger is happy flying in either the daytime or night time, giving us our word of the day: it is a cathemeral moth. Look for it during the summer in "gardens, rough ground and coastal cliffs," none of which are accurate descriptions of my bedroom. Not usually, anyway.

Have you spotted the Jersey tiger in the London area? Please let us know in the comments.

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Bone appetit! The first ever street food market for dogs arrives in south London this August bank holiday. There's human food too.Doggy-style versions of street food dishes will be served up in Vauxhall this August bank holiday, in what's being billed as the UK's first ever street food market for dogs.

Market Place Vauxhall (which, to be fair, already exists as a human street food market) will become — what else — 'Barket Place Vauxhall' between Saturday 24 and Monday 26 August (the latter of which is National Dog Day).

Pooches will be given scaled-down versions of the dishes ordered by their owners.Foodies are invited to bring their hungry pooches to dig into the likes of 'Pawsome Poke' from Inamo Sukoshi, 'Hound-dock & Chips' from Wicked Fish, 'Yorkie-shire Pudding' from Yorkshire Burrito –and 'Pawberry Shake' from Beirut Juice. The scaled-down doggy dishes will be handed out free when you buy the human equivalent.

If you're looking for a drink afterwards, the Black Dog pub (which Taylor Swift may or may not have sung about) is just around the corner

Barket Place Vauxhall, Saturday 24-Monday 26 August 2024.

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All weekendIt's the first weekend of the new Friends ExperienceAFTERNOON TEA WEEK: Not that we ever need an excuse to tuck into a scone and a couple of cakes, but this week is Afternoon Tea Week. Why not celebrate this weekend at one of London's best themed afternoon teas, or perhaps the best afternoon teas near London's tourist attractions, and combine it with a day of sightseeing? We also know the best afternoon teas for children, and, if it's all sounding a bit expensive, we've got a guide to London's most affordable afternoon teas too. 12-18 August

LAIKA FRAME X FRAME: The BFI's new free exhibition LAIKA: Frame x Frame tells the story of stop-motion studio Laika through the lens of its five feature films to date (Coraline, ParaNorman, The Boxtrolls, Kubo and the Two Strings, and Missing Link) using storyboards, costumes, puppets, props and sets. It's part of the BFI's wider stop-motion season, which runs until October. FREE, 12 August-1 October

FRIENDS EXPERIENCE: Oh. My. GOD! A new Friends experience opens at the ExCeL Centre, celebrating the beloved US sitcom, in a new, permanent home. Experience recreations of the Friends set, including the two main apartments in which the show is based. Relax on Chandler and Joey's recliners or take on your own friends in a game of foosball. From 12 August

BIG FUN ART ADVENTURE: 30 large, uniquely designed owls — and 20 smaller owlets — appear around north London this weekend, for the Big Fun Art Adventure. Download the app and collect rewards as you seek them out, or pick up a paper map to follow this free art trail, visiting iconic spots such as Alexandra Palace, as well as local hidden gems. Each owl was painted by a different artist, with designs from some famous faces including Matt Lucas. It's organised by North London Hospice and aims to raise awareness and funds for the charity. *FREE, From 17 August (sponsor)*

It's the first weekend of LAIKA: Frame x FrameSUMMER EXHIBITION: This weekend is your last chance to see one of the highlights of the London art calendar. This year's Royal Academy Summer Exhibition displays works by Nicola Turner, Clare Woods, Ibiye Camp... and comedian Joe Lycett. *Until 18 August*

SUMMER SOUNDS: Summer Sounds free music festival is back at King's Cross, with live concerts every evening, and plenty of other entertainment. This weekend, Queer Tango London offer dance sessions on Saturday, and there's a drumming workshop on Sunday, along with performances by Brazilian quintet Alvorada, and the London Show Choir. FREE, 15-26 August

WIZARD OF OZ: We're off to see the wizard... the stage adaptation of L. Frank Baum's beloved book is at the Gillian Lynne Theatre (Drury Lane) for a limited run. JLS member Aston Merrygold plays The Tin Man, with RuPaul's Drag Race UK winner and Dancing On Ice star The Vivienne as The Wicked Witch of the West. 15 August-8 September

PROSECCO WEEKEND: Raise a glass to National Prosecco Weekend at Chiswick House and Gardens. Across two days, take part in masterclasses to learn more about the bubbly beverage, and hear from experts including UK Ambassador to Prosecco DOC Neil Phillips, popularly known as the Wine Tipster. 17-18 August

Saturday 17 AugustTake a guided walk around Florence Nightingale's London. Photo: Matt BrownIMBERBUS: Alright, so it's not in London, but it is a top-notch — and very popular — event featuring London buses, so indulge us for a second. Imberbus is an annual parade of double-decker London buses from Warminster to Chitterne, via Salisbury Plain and a collection of bucolic villages. Why? It all dates back to residents of the small village of Imber being turfed out of their village by the Ministry of Defence (MoD) in 1943, and never being allowed to return... full story here. 17 August

BSL TOUR: The National Army Museum offers a tour of its current Shakespeare and War exhibition, for BSL users. Expert BSL guide Edward Richard highlights specific items within the gallery and shows how Shakespeare’s famous plays have long been used as both a tool for propaganda and a weapon of critique. 11am

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE'S LONDON: Join a guide from the Florence Nightingale Museum on a walk visiting London locations linked to the pioneering nurse. Begin on Park Lane, and pass the house where she spent her last days, the hotel where she wrote Notes on Nursing, the statue of the Lady with the Lamp, and the hospital where she founded her nursing school. 11am

CLASSIC CARS: Head to Lower Marsh at lunchtime for Waterloo Classics, when owners of classic cars park them on the road, to be admired by members of the public. FREE, 11am-2pm

POPLAR PICNIC: Poplar Union's annual festival is a family-friendly event featuring live music, flamenco and puppet performances, stalls showcasing work by local artists, face painting, games, food and drink stalls, and other activities to bring the local community together. FREE, 12pm-4pm

GARDEN PARTY: Throwback party experts Back in Time pitch up at the Half Moon in Putney for an afternoon of soul, funk, R&B, reggae, house and club classic tunes. It takes place in the garden, with a smart/casual dress code, and food and drink available throughout. 1pm-7pm

LONDON BATTLE: Celebrate breaking's inaugural appearance at the Paris Olympic Games in 2024, at London Battle at Somerset House. Watch breaking showcases, take part in workshops, enjoy live DJs and a big outdoor party. It all culminates in a head-to-head dance battle between the four corners of London. FREE, 2pm-8.30pm

WE ARE STILL YOUNG: Emo and alternative party We Are Still Young pitches up at Between the Bridges on South Bank for an evening of tunes by the likes of My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Blink 182, Avril Lavigne, All American Rejects and Sum 41. Street food is available to purchase from the various stalls on site. 5pm-11pm

BOWIE EXPERIENCE: A treat for David Bowie fans: The Bowie Experience concert combines sounds and visuals to recreate a David Bowie concert. See it at Fairfield Halls in Croydon. 7.30pm

Walt Disco guest DJ at Scared To DanceCOCKFOSTERS: After three sold-out runs, tube-based comedy show Cockfosters returns, at the Turbine Theatre in Battersea. It's the story of two strangers who meet at Heathrow and encounter various commuters and characters at each tube stop. We spoke to the show's creator, Tom Woffenden, about the inspiration behind it. *2.30pm/7.30pm (and other dates until 31 August)*

POLARISING: Rising comedian Ola Labib performs her debut hour comedy show, Polarising, at Soho Theatre, based on her Sudanese upbringing in Portsmouth, her experiences working as an NHS pharmacist, and a near death experience. 7.15pm

BRITTEN'S WAR REQUIEM: Today's offering at the BBC Proms is a performance of Benjamin Britten's War Requiem, by the London Symphony Orchestra, three choirs, and solo vocalists Natalya Romaniw, Allan Clayton and Will Liverman. First performed 62 years ago, Britten wrote the piece as a response to the bombing of Coventry during the second world war. Takes place at the Royal Albert Hall. 7.30pm

IMPROV DEATHMATCH: Two teams go into battle to see who can make the audience laugh hardest at Improv Deathmatch at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park, part of Camden Fringe. Spectators provide suggestions for scenes, sketches and songs, which are then improvised right in front of you. 9.30pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Members of indie band Walt Disco guest DJ at tonight's Scared to Dance, an alternative club night playing post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music. Takes place at the Shacklewell Arms in Dalston. 11pm

Sunday 18 AugustTake a tour of the garden at Fulham Palace. Photo: LondonistDISCO STORYTELLING: Picture book author Sarah Tagholm is at Horniman Museum for a series of dance and storytelling sessions. Begin by learning some funky songs and dance moves, before settling down to hear Tagholm read her picture book, Sam Francisco King of the Disco. 10am-3pm

DEEP DIVE: Every month, the new Museum of Homelessness in Finsbury Park hosts Deep Dive, a current affairs programme which takes a look at specific aspects of homelessness. This time around, the issue of second homes and AirBnB properties is discussed by the museum's directors Matt and Jess, as well as journalists Oliver Bullough and Samir Jeraj. FREE, 10.30am

FITZROVIA CHAPEL: Take the opportunity to visit the magnificent Fitzrovia Chapel at one of its regular open days. Tucked away in a newish development in Fitzrovia, it's a glittering gold building with an Italianate rib-vaulted ceiling, encrusted with many thousands of gilded mosaic tiles, lined with green onyx. Find out more about it. FREE, 12pm-5pm

GARDEN TOUR: Fulham Palace offers a guided tour of its magnificent gardens, which were developed and used by various Bishops of London until they moved out of the palace in the 1970s. Find out about some of the more unusual plants growing here, and what the gardeners are currently working on. Age 14+. 12.30pm-1.45pm

FITZROVIA FETE: Fitzrovia Community Centre is the venue for Fitzrovia Fete, part of Inside Out Festival. Watch the likes of Chris Leeds and the Valentino's Jazz Band live on stage, and take part in drama, giant knitting and cartoon workshops, build a Lego city, view a special exhibition, and several other ways to keep the family occupied. FREE, 1pm-5pm

Visit Fitzrovia Chapel. Photo: LondonistFAMILY RAVE: As part of Barbican's Our Street programme of summer events, two Big Fish Little Fish family raves take place, aimed at 0-8 year olds and their families. DJ David Minns plays a club classics set from acid house to drum and bass, for the whole family to enjoy on the dancefloor together. Bubbles, foam and balloons are among the family-friendly adaptations from a regular club night. 2pm/3pm

STUDIO GHIBLI CONCERT: Spirited Away, The Wind Rises, Princess Mononoke, and Howl's Moving Castle are among the films showcased in a concert of Studio Ghibli theme music. Ponyo, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, and My Neighbor Totoro also feature in the concert at the Royal College of Music in Marylebone. 6.30pm

KANE BROWN: Comedian Kane Brown marks his 50th birthday with a special show at Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green, after almost two decades in the industry. We're promised some special guests on the evening too, though details are being kept under wraps. 8pm-10pm

MENOPAUSE PARTY: Part of the Camden Fringe, Menopause Party is a comedy show starring Debbie Baisden as pub landlady/wannabe cougar Dolly Slatemen. Expect standup meets theatre menopause journey. Age 16+. 9pm (and other dates)

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Image: Matt BrownA pair of vintage Banksy artworks are on show again in Shoreditch.

Banksy's summer run of animal stencils might be over, but another pair of artworks by the notorious street artist were recently revealed in Shoreditch.

These aren't new. In fact, they're among the artist's oldest surviving works. However, they've been hidden away for most of their 20 year history.

The giant knife-and-fork carrying rat and a television thrown through a window were placed on a wall behind the Foundry bar on Old Street way back in 2004. The stencils were on show for about three years before they were covered in board.

Both artworks were briefly uncovered in 2019 during preparatory works for a new hotel development. I snapped this picture of the rat at that time.

The pieces were quickly covered again during construction of the towering drum-shaped Art'otel. That building opened earlier in 2024, and we're delighted to see that the two artworks have been positioned over the main entrance porch — visible to the public 24 hours a day.

The hotel, as befits its name, contains plenty of other contemporary art, including a novelty phone box and several pieces by street artist D*Face.

You can see the works at Art'otel, 1-3 Rivington Street, EC2A 3DT

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A superstar of murals. Image: Matt BrownContinuing our series on London's greatest murals.

It's one of the capital's most famous outdoor works of art. The Hackney Peace Carnival Mural has towered over Dalston Lane for 40 years. It's seen by millions each year, and even made it onto the cover of Rudimental's debut album Home in 2013. It is a superstar of murals.

The much-loved wall was designed by the seasoned muralist Ray Walker in 1983. Its original purpose was to celebrate the Greater London Council's (GLC) Peace Year. It shows a crowd of local faces making music on the streets of Dalston, with anti-war slogans and banners for the likes of Greenpeace and the CND. The mural was funded by Hackney Council and the GLC, with significant help from Tony Banks MP.

And what a beauty it is. The protestors march against the grimmest prospect of all, nuclear war. And yet smiles abound. This is a joyous, colourful — and presumably very loud — celebration of community and multiculturalism. A carnival, indeed.

Sadly, Walker died suddenly before painting could even begin. The work was taken on by Mike Jones and Anna Walker, and was unveiled in 1985.

The mural is looking superb for its four decades thanks, in large part, to a major restoration back in 2014. This shored up the render, added a new layer of paint, as well as an anti-graffiti coating.

Let's see what details we can unpack...

Details of the Dalston Mural Click/tap for larger version1. Mahatma Gandhi: The revered peace campaigner — and one-time Londoner — leans out of an upper-floor window to survey the carnival. He couldn't be there in person, of course, having been assassinated four decades before. His presence symbolises the tradition and spirit of peaceful protest, of which he was the greatest embodiment.

2. Navarino Mansions: This distinctive roof line is distinguishable as Navarino Mansions, a Victorian philanthropic housing development that still stands at the other end of Dalston Lane.

3. Janus of Greed: It takes a bit of squinting, but the awful beast at the centre of the mural appears to have two heads, one a shark and the other a rat. It is festooned in symbols of greed, including a golden pound, a belt of dollars and bullets, and a giant cigar. It clutches broken Soviet and American missiles in bloody hands.

4. Nelson Mandela: The South African anti-apartheid campaigner was the world's most famous prisoner at the time of the carnival and could not be there in person. Like Gandhi, his likeness appears on the mural as a symbol of peace and tolerance.

5. Rail worker: Identifiable from the British Rail symbol on his cap, this worker is perhaps symbolic of Dalston Junction station, which is just across the road. Former tracks out of the station passed right in front of the mural and are now the wonderful Dalston Eastern Curve Garden. The rail worker may also represent Hackney Council's efforts to declare the borough a Nuclear Free Zone — which meant trains carrying nuclear waste would be forbidden from passing through the area. A rail bridge near the top of the mural also recalls this stance.

6. Coal miner: If Cold War politics dominated the international agenda in the mid-80s, then it was coal mining that took most of the domestic headlines. Specifically, Margaret Thatcher's determination to kill off the industry, and the union fight to save jobs and keep pits open. It's fitting, then, that a hard-hatted miner joins the procession here, as a trombone player. A year after the mural appeared, Thatcher would also abolish the GLC, which had supported and part-funded this mural.

7. Saxophonist: One of many local musicians immortalised on the mural. This sax player is Alan May, a member of the Chats Palace Arkestra, whose name is emblazoned on his shirt. Local historian Laurie Elks tracked down the identities of many of the other characters in the mural, which can be found in an archived article on Way Back Machine.

8. Ray Walker: A posthumous portrait of the mural's original designer, who sadly died before the painting began aged just 39. Walker had also worked on the Cable Street mural, which uses a similar format.

9. Anna Walker: Ray's wife and fellow artist, who helped to complete the mural after Ray's death. The child just above her in the mural is their son Roland.

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The tube is ripe for comedy.

What's with all the adverts for vitamins endorsed by Tess Daley? Why is the Belgravia Hair Centre plastered everywhere? And don't get me started on the trains being ridiculously overcrowded, competition over that last spare seat, the politics of wearing a backpack, or the awkwardness of offering up a seat to someone. My dad was forlorn one evening when he was offered a tube seat for the very first time. Society had now labelled him old... a dark day that will happen to us all.

In protest, dad has refused to visit London since.

The tube is a fantastic setting for a play. If you live in London, it's a bit like the weather: we all talk about it, and how well our day goes can hinge on it. It's part and parcel of being a Londoner, and has been for 160 years.

I take the tube every day. I live in Acton Town and take the Piccadilly towards Cockfosters. It occurred to me that this contained setting would be perfect for a play. In 'Cockfosters', we have two strangers — James and Tori — who meet at Heathrow and, as a love story blossoms, they encounter various commuters and characters at each tube stop. I've bumped into people I rather wouldn't have on the tube before, so that happens pretty early on when a loudmouth called Richard gets on, en route for "some jars with Cammers in Hammers", which he feels everyone needs to know about.

Likewise, a little later on, the two loudest American tourists of all time join the journey, shouting at top volume (which I've seen more than once on the tube), trying to find wherever it is they're supposed to be going — "South-Wark?! Clap-Ham?!? Dagen-Ham?! Something-Ham?!" And when they discover they need to take the Northern line south… that doesn't go down well.

Cockfosters returns to The Turbine Theatre in Battersea, 13-31 August 2024

All images © Cockfosters

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

A pint for £2? Yes please!Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Explore A Ripple in TimeThe latest exhibition to land at Orleans House Gallery in Twickenham is A Ripple in Time, in which artist Gary Stewart has "remixed sonic elements, original narration, multi-channel video work, vintage objects and artworks from the collection". Dialogues between different time periods are opened up, and visitors are invited to explore, reflect, play, and become dub experimenters themselves.

Free, 6 August-23 February 2025.

Take a tour of this magnificent churchSt. Mary Magdalene's, a Neo-Gothic church in Paddington, offers a free lunchtime tour. A volunteer shows you around the 1860s building, which is widely recognised as one of the finest Gothic Revival churches in the country. It's now used as events venue Grand Junction.

Free, 7 August.

Visit a new exhibition about homelessnessSaatchi Gallery in Chelsea opens a new, free exhibition with Prince William’s Homewards programme and Eleven Eleven Foundation. Homelessness: Reframed explores the complexities of homelessness through artworks by artists in the UK and beyond, inspired by their own or others' experiences of homelessness. It also includes pieces created by children and young people at a series of creative workshops

Free, 7 August-20 September.

Turning Tides is a free-entry music festival. Image: Kris Humphreys PhotographyBag yourself a pint for just £2For one day only, you can get yourself a pint — or several — for just £2 a pop. All day on Thursday, the deal is available at these seven sports pubs: Greenwood (Victoria), Northwood (Angel), Redwood (London Bridge), Goldwood (City), Beechwood (Shoreditch), Westwood (Shepherd's Bush) and Broadwood (City).

You don't need to order anything else to claim your bargain bevvy, and there's no limit per customer (though do drink sensibly, obviously). Beer connoisseurs may want to note that there are just two choices of beer available in the £2 offer: Heineken or Heineken 0%...

£2 per pint, 8 August.

Spend an afternoon watching classic filmsLower Marsh in Waterloo offers an afternoon of classic film screenings — for free! Napoleon Dynamite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Back to the Future are all being shown on a large open-air screen. There's no booking — just turn up and bag yourself a deckchair. It's likely to be popular, so worth getting there early.

Free, 8 August. For other free film screenings, check out Screen on the Canal in King's Cross, and the events programme at Summer by the River.

Step inside a Somali homeA domed steel structure based on an Aqal, a Somali nomadic home found in the arid landscapes of Somalia, appears in the Roof Garden at Southbank Centre this week, and it's free to visit. House of Weaving Songs features tapestries adorned with tales of tradition and resilience, and is accompanied by a soundtrack of Somali women's weaving songs.

Free, 8-11 August

Celebrate south-east London at Thamesmead FestivalThe free Thamesmead Festival returns to Southmere Park for its 52nd edition. Several stages pop up, allowing local performers to showcase their talents, spanning R&B, soul and rap music, Bollywood dancing and more, including MOBO Award-winner Kele Le Roc, and spoken word and acoustic sets from the likes of Brit School graduate Gönül and singer-songwriter Sam Winston. There are plenty of other stalls and activities dotted around the park too, and it's just a 15-minute walk from Abbey Wood station.

Free, 10 August.

Party until late at Turning TidesThamesmead Festival (above) isn't the only party happening in south-east London on Saturday. Free music festival Turning Tides is back at Greenwich Peninsula, with UK and international music artists taking to the stage throughout the afternoon. It culminates in a headline performance by north London rock band Girl Ray.

Free, 10 August.

Sing your heart out at Bearpit KaraokeA phenomenon which started in Berlin, Bearpit Karaoke is back at the amphitheatre in Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens. Strut your stuff as you sing along to karaoke anthems. All sorts of folk get involved, including professional singers and West End stars, as well as non-professionals — each trying to coax the audience into joining in.

Free, 10 August.

Ride a miniature train in a pub gardenThis is one pub your kids will be happy to spend all afternoon at.Kids and adults alike will go loco for the miniature train which rides in a loop around the beer garden of the Holly Tree pub in Forest Gate, east London. It does so every Saturday and Sunday in the summer 1pm-4pm, and it doesn't cost you anything to hop aboard (although you should of course buy a drink from the bar!).

Free, 10-11 August (and every weekend in the summer).

Catch some rays at London's newest pop-up beachFancy a trip to the beach, but can't face the traffic/train to the coast? Head to Costa Del Croydon, a rooftop beach which has popped up on top of a car park, complete with a giant sandpit, beach hut seats, bungee trampolines and a water splash zone. It's open daily throughout August, and is free entry.

Free, until 28 August.

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All weekendCocktails in the City is back on SaturdayOLYMPICS: This is the final weekend of the 2024 Olympics in Paris (though fear not, the Paralympics take place 30 August-8 September). Make sure you keep up with all the action, including who's winning all the medals, and the Closing Ceremony on Sunday evening, at these Olympic screenings around the capital. Until 11 August

CAMDEN FRINGE: Theatre, stand-up, comedy, dance and spoken word performances are on the programme at the ongoing Camden Fringe, taking place at 20 venues across Camden. The choice is huge, so have a good scroll through the programme and get booking. Until 25 August

BBC PROMS: Proms 29-31 on this year's BBC Proms programme take place this weekend, including some Wagner and Mahler from the National Youth Orchestra. Read our full guide to the Proms for everything you need to know — including the art of 'Promming'. Until 14 September

Adventure Cinema pitches up at Osterley HouseHOMELESSNESS REFRAMED: Saatchi Gallery in Chelsea has a new exhibition with Prince William’s Homewards programme and Eleven Eleven Foundation. Homelessness: Reframed explores the complexities of homelessness through artworks by artists in the UK and beyond, inspired by their own or others' experiences of homelessness. FREE, 7 August-20 September

ADVENTURE CINEMA: Roving movie theatre Adventure Cinema pitches up at Osterley Park and House for four days of open-air film screenings, including Mamma Mia on Saturday evening and Back to the Future on Sunday. Take a picnic along, or buy food at the venue. 8-11 August

*RARE POSTER SALE: Fancy taking home rare posters and artworks to brighten up your walls? Head to Twentieth Century Posters, a little-known treasure trove of original posters in Islington. This weekend it holds a four-day stock clearance sale, where you can get your hands on charming posters spanning travel, art, film and more, at reduced prices. Sign up to the Twentieth Century Posters email newsletter to get early entry to the sale, an hour before the general public each day. *FREE ENTRY, 9-11 August (sponsor)****

UKRAINIAN CELEBRATION: It’s a great weekend to visit the Foundling Museum! In connection with its current exhibition Polly Braden: Leaving Ukraine, the museum hosts A Celebration of Ukrainian culture, featuring a cappella folksong, family sunflower-making, an embroidery workshop, and a concert of Ukrainian classical music. 10-11 August (sponsor)

MOCO MUSEUM: The Modern Contemporary (Moco) Museum — which already has locations in Amsterdam and Barcelona — opens a London outpost in Marble Arch on Saturday. Across three floors, view works by the likes of Jean-Michel Basquiat, Yayoi Kusama, Andy Warhol, Banksy, Keith Haring, Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, Daniel Arsham and KAWS. From 10 August

Saturday 10 AugustKimberly Wyatt presents the Don't Cha Disco Brunch.EAST END HISTORY: Author and lecturer Sarah Wise leads a day exploring East London's history, through fiction written about the area. The period between 1820 and 1920 is the focus, looking at how imaginative fiction and historical fact intertwine to create local legend. Takes place at the London Archive (formerly London Metropolitan Archive). 10am-4pm

FAMILY FESTIVAL: Dulwich Picture Gallery offers a Family Festival inspired by the current exhibition, Yoshida: Three Generations of Japanese Printmaking. Take part in origami, Manga and printmaking workshops, follow an art trail around the gallery, and get your face painted. 11am-4pm

LORD OF THE RINGS: Leicester Square's Prince Charles Cinema screens the extended edition of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. That's a whopping 3 hours 28 minutes of Frodo Baggins and co attempting to destroy the One Ring. 11.30am

LONDON CRAFT BEER FESTIVAL: London Craft Beer Festival is in its second and final day at Wapping's Tobacco Dock, with 800+ beers from 100 breweries available to sample. Tickets include a festival tasting glass, all the beer, and live entertainment as you sup. 11.30am-11pm

DON'T CHA DISCO BRUNCH: Kimberly Wyatt of the Pussycat Dolls hosts a Don't Cha Disco Brunch at The Anthologist near Bank. Choose between drinks only tickets, or a two-course brunch to be enjoyed accompanied by a DJ set of pop cuts and Pussycat Dolls hits. From 12pm

THAMESMEAD FESTIVAL: The free Thamesmead Festival returns to Southmere Park in south-east London. Several stages pop up, with local performers showcasing their talents, spanning R&B, soul and rap music, Bollywood dancing and more, along with stalls and other entertainment. FREE, 12pm-7.30pm

COCKTAILS IN THE CITY: The final day of August's Cocktails in the City takes place at Bedford Square Gardens, opening the usually-private park to ticket holders, with 20 of London's best bars appearing in pop-up form to serve their tipples. There are also street food stalls, live music, a silent disco, ice carving, and cocktail making workshops. 12pm-10pm

FREE LIVE MUSIC: Head down to the Grand Union Canal in Alperton for a free open-air gig by musical theatre performer and busker Jasmine Earl. It's part of the Grand Union summer live music series — check the schedule for who's performing on other Saturdays. FREE, 1pm-4pm

MUSIC, JERK N TINGS: Celebrate Caribbean culture in a day of food and live music in the gardens at Horniman Museum. Music, Jerk 'n Tings centres around the bandstand, with music and dancing, plus jerk, vegan and vegetarian food served up by some of the UK's top Caribbean and African chefs. 1pm-6pm

Party until late at free festival Turning Tides © KrisHumphreys PhotographyTURNING TIDES: UK and international music artists take to the stage at Turning Tides, a free music festival at Greenwich Peninsula, all culminating in a headline performance by north London rock band Girl Ray. FREE, 1.30pm-late

YEOMEN OF THE GUARD: Last chance to see the latest production to grace the stage at Opera Holland Park, Gilbert and Sullivan's The Yeomen of the Guard. It's a comedy set in the Tower of London as a colonel awaits execution, accused of sorcery. Opera Holland Park, Charles Court Opera and the City of London Sinfonia join forces for the production. 2pm/7.30pm

BEARPIT KARAOKE: Things get lively in Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens as Bearpit Karaoke returns. Take to the stage in front of a crowd and sing your heart out, while trying to get the crowd to join in. It's free entry, with food and drink stalls on site. FREE, 4pm-8pm

EVENING WITH THE MOON: It's all eyes on the Moon at the Royal Observatory, which hosts a family-friendly evening focusing on our nearest neighbour. Get a close-up look at the Moon from the Planetarium before learning how to use one of the Observatory's modern telescopes, and meeting astronomers and asking them your questions. 5.45pm-8pm

SUE PERKINS: Most of London's comedy scene has gone north for Edinburgh Fringe, but you can still catch TV and radio host Sue Perkins trying out her work in progress show at Soho Theatre. Content of the show is inspired by her inability to concentrate on anything for long, and her lack of personal boundaries. 9pm

DRAG BINGO: Drag queens Orange Gina, Ariel Bold, and Magik host a drag bingo show at the Market House in Brixton. Expect strong language and adult themes as you compete for prizes — then stay for the afterparty. Caribbean style bar food is available to buy, courtesy of Original Flava. 6pm-10pm

Sunday 11 AugustGet involved with Bearpit Karaoke in Vauxhall on SaturdaySTRAWBERRY HILL TOUR: Twice a month, there are Sunday morning tours of Strawberry Hill House in Twickenham, a Georgian Gothic building designed by Horace Walpole. Learn about the house's history, view its splendid interiors, and hear stories of some of the people who have lived there — and the novel it inspired. 10am

FESTIVAL OF FAIRYTALES: Pop-up performances, creative arts workshops, live storytelling and theatrical performances are all part of the Festival of Fairtytales at the Garden Museum, aimed at 4-11 year olds and their families. The event takes place throughout the museum — a medieval church building — and fancy dress is encouraged. 10am-4pm

PALACE TOUR: Join a guide for a history tour around Fulham Palace, where you'll find out about a secret door, and hear tales of a 'bloody' bishop, as well as visiting the Victorian chapel, Tudor great hall and Georgian dining rooms. 12.30pm-1.45pm

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: This afternoon's screening at Rooftop Film Club in Stratford is The Greatest Showman. Watch the 2017 musical film, telling the story of American showman P.T. Barnum, sitting in a deckchair using wireless headphones — all with views over east London. 1.30pm

Take a tour of Fulham Palace. Photo: LondonistARGENTINE TANGO: Today's entertainment at free festival Summer by the River is an afternoon and evening of Argentine tango dance. Watch performances accompanied by live music, or have a go yourself at classes that are open to everyone. FREE, 4pm-9pm

SUNDAY CABARET: Drag With No Name and Snow White Trash are the headliners at today's Sunday Cabaret at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, with DJ Simon Le Vans on the decks. 4pm-11pm

UK REGGAE: ANotting Hill legend, Lovers Rock star, and more homegrown legends take to the stage for Sounds of UK Reggae, a live show at the Jazz Cafe celebrating the reggae scene in this country, all curated by UK dancehall legend, Tippa Irie. 7pm

BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE: Continuing with the reggae theme, tonight's film at the free Screen on the Canal outdoor cinema in King's Cross is Bob Marley: One Love. Released early this year, it tells the story of Marley's rise to fame. FREE, 7.30pm

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On 20-22 September 2024, dozens of residential streets in London will become temporary play areas.

World Car Free Day 2024 is celebrated on 22 September across the world, but here in London we're making a long weekend of it. Across the capital, many streets will be closed off to traffic, allowing communities to get together on the tarmac. Space hoppers are optional.

The event is organised by London Play with help from the Mayor of London and Transport for London. Participating streets all do so voluntarily with the full buy-in of residents. It's a chance to see how our streets can be used when the motor car is banished. If you'd like to put your own street forward for the event, then talk to your neighbours and follow the instructions on the London Play website. They'll even provide free space hoppers and other play equipment.

The weekend coincides with the launch of the Windrush Line — TfL's rebranding of the stretch of Overground that loops down from Highbury and Islington to West Croydon, Clapham Junction and the rest. The name, we're told, comes into effect from the 22 September — though no news yet on the other rebrands. It seems that the lines are being introduced one by one, rather than all on the same day.

TfL is keen to piggyback the Windrush launch onto the World Car Free Day event, and is encouraging streets within the nine boroughs the line passes through to "hold carnival-inspired street parties to celebrate". A renamed train line isn't quite "Queen's Platinum Jubilee" level of momentousness, but any excuse for a party, eh?

Happily, Hackney Carnival also takes place on the same day, so residents of that borough will already be in the mood for play.

Find out more about Car Free Day here. Images courtesy of TfL.

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Ever stopped in your tracks when walking past a pub, scratched your head and wondered where on Earth it got its name from? Arthur Chappell has put together a whole book on esoterically named pubs. Here he chooses some of his favourites in London — some now gone, others still with us.

Blind Beggar, WhitechapelThe sign for this notorious pub (the location of the murder of George Cornell by Ronnie Kray) relates to the legend of Henry III supporter Henry de Montford, killed at the Battle of Evesham in 1265. In the 17th century a ballad surfaced claiming that Montford survived the conflict, though blinded and reduced to begging on the streets of Bethnal Green, guided by his dutiful daughter. (Author's image)

Tiddy Dols, Mayfair (now closed)Tiddy was an 18th century gingerbread seller in London, immortalised in the William Hogarth engraving The Idle Prentice Executed at Tyburn. Tiddy can be seen in the foreground of the sign, selling his wares to the crowd gathering to watch the executions.

Defector's Weld, Shepherd's BushThe image here presents a tape recorder, suggesting a James Bond connection. However, it isn’t fictional espionage the pub relates to but a real spy, Guy Burgess, one of the notorious 'Cambridge Five' defectors serving the KGB British secrets from respectable MI5 positions. Burgess drank here while working as a BBC broadcaster. (Author’s image)

Black Friar, BlackfriarsNamed after a Dominican friary, this pub and its statue sign (designed by architect Herbert Fuller-Clark) was saved from closure through a campaign led by poet John Betjeman. (Author’s image)

Latymers, HammersmithThe sign confuses William Latymer, friend and biographer of Anne Boleyn, and the later Hugh Latimer, one of three Oxford Martyrs — Anglican bishops burnt at the stake on the orders of Mary, Queen of Scots in 1555. William Latymer died much more peacefully.

Solomon Grundy, Angel (now closed)Inspired by a nursery rhyme character who lived his entire life in a single week:

Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
This is the end
Of Solomon Grundy.

Kings Stores, SpitalfieldsThe king seems to be inviting us to share in booze from his own special stash of hidden barrels. The inn was actually a military gunpowder ammunition store in the 18th century. (Author’s image)

Cockpit, the CityUntil its ban in 1835, pubs were popular venues for such cockfights. The Cockpit sign recreates the brutal reality of these showdowns.

Betsey Trotwood, FarringdonGreat-aunt to Charles Dickens's eponymous hero from David Copperfield, Betsey begins the 1850 novel disliking men after an abusive marriage, but gradually comes to respect and aid David as his story unfolds.

Essex Serpent, Covent Garden (now closed)In 1669 there were several sightings of a serpentine dragon in Saffron Walden, Essex. A 2016 novel by Sarah Perry and a 2022 TV mini-series based on this, called The Essex Serpent, drew on the serpent sightings into the Victorian era. The sign offers a beast with glistening scales, as tall as the background mountains, breathing steam and looking utterly malevolent.

Aeronaut, Acton (temporarily closed)Tightrope walking under a hot-air balloon — dangerous! The pub is named after a very different aerial daredevil: George Lee Temple, the first pilot to ever fly a plane upside down. (Author's image).

Lord Moon of the Mall (now closed)There is no Lord Moon. The portrait subject is Tim Martin, the controversial pro-Brexit founder
of J. D. Wetherspoon. Perhaps he hopes to be granted a peerage for his services. (Author’s image)

Pub Signs by Arthur Chappell, published by Amberley Publishing

Images © Amberley Publishing or, where stated, the author.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

DLR Extension To Thamesmead: Public Consultation Gives Thumbs UpThe people have spoken.

Image: TfLThe Embassy Of North Korea Is In This Suburban House In EalingSecretive state has an outpost near Gunnersbury Park.

Olympics: 400 Metres Is Like Once Round Bedford Square... And Other ComparisonsHigh jump record = one red phone box.

7 Pubs Across London Are Selling £2 Pints For A Whole Day This Coming Week(And none of them are Wetherspoons.)

Image: Public domainSteam Museum Launches Crowdfunder To Save Historic EnginesThese machines transformed Victorian London.

Art Deco London: MappedFactories, tube stations, stadiums.

Image: Phil Beard via creative commonsA Pop-Up Padel Court Has Arrived In Marble ArchAll you need is £40 and three friends.

See 40 Inflatable Cartoon Clouds Drifting Through Covent Garden MarketLittle Cloud World has taken flight.

Photo: David ParryTicket Alert: Chelsea History Festival 2024 Programme AnnouncedGet booking for talks, tours, and a preview of a new public space.

© Chelsea History Festival14 Summery Day Trips From London: August 2024Where to escape the summer heat of the city.

Image: Blenheim PalaceNew Madame Tussauds Waxwork Of Sadiq Khan UnveiledAn uncanny likeness of the Mayor of London.

5 (And A half) Superb Summer Day Trips From CroydonAll easy train rides, one walkable.

Palestine House: Crowdfunder For Five-Storey Cultural Venue In Central LondonThose tiles 😍

The Chamber Of Horrors Bet That Led To One Woman's Chilling StoryWagers, murderers and fires.

Image: Mhurley197 via creative commonsMapped: Twin Towns Of All London BoroughsWhich borough has the most twin towns?

London's Great Cocktails - And How They Were InventedCocktales, if you will.

Image: Martini SocietyWhere the Streets Have One NameStrand, Poultry, Minories...

"The Similarities Between London And Mumbai, And How This Inspired My Latest Play"Frankie Goes to Bollywood writer talks accents, sexism and Victorian architecture.

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Click/tap for larger imageContinuing our series on London's most important murals, we look at Brian Barnes's Nuclear Dawn on Coldharbour Lane.

It's a mural of horror, but also of hope. Nuclear Dawn towers three storeys over the western end of Coldharbour Lane in Brixton. It shows a skeletal figure of death striding over the capital, draped in the flags of the USA, Soviet Union and — forming the coat-tales — the UK. Death casually scatters cruise missiles from a pouch. One has already exploded to form a mushroom cloud of screaming heads. London is doomed. The world is doomed.

But wait. A hand reaches up from the right. Doves of peace morph into the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) symbol. There is another way. The threat of nuclear war can be held back, if we truly want peace.

This iconic Cold War imagery was painted in 1980-81 by Brian Barnes MBE, Dale McCrea and local residents. (We've seen Brian's handiwork before, in the similarly projected Battersea mural.) The mural was intended as an anti-war statement, at a time of heightened tensions between the Soviet Union and the West. It had the full backing of local authorities, with funding from the Arts Council, Gulbenkian Foundation, Greater London Arts Council and Lambeth Council.

Barnes often took inspiration from classic artworks (see again the Battersea Mural). Here, the influence is clearly Satan Sowing Tares by Félicien Rops.

Satan Sowing by Félicien Rops. May not be based on actual events. Image: Public DomainDigging into the detailsSafe in the bunker: To the bottom right of the image, nine prominent politicians hide in a bunker beneath Westminster. These include (left to right) Horace Cutler (leader of the Greater London Council at the time), a Soviet figure, perhaps Stalin (though he would be the only anachronistic figure), Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush (then Vice-President), Margaret Thatcher, Henry Kissinger, Mikhail Gorbachev, the Prince of Wales (now Charles III), and Labour Leader (and former PM) James Callaghan.

London buildings: Numerous London landmarks can be seen in the lower part of the mural. The reaper's left foot rests upon the Houses of Parliament. Westminster Abbey and the Ministry of Defence are also clearly shown. The turreted building besides Parliament is the old St Stephen's Club, now replaced by Portcullis House.

Across the water stands County Hall — seat of London's government at the time. Behind it stands the distinctive No 1 Westminster Bridge (now demolished and replaced by Park Plaza hotel), and nearby are the Royal Festival Hall, St Thomas's Hospital and Lambeth Palace. In the distance to the right, just beneath the cruise missile, is the tower of Lambeth Town Hall, alongside other local landmarks.

A tiny mural: As with the Battersea Mural, this mural is also self-referential. Look closely to the left of Lambeth Town Hall and you'll see a miniature version of Nuclear Dawn. 👇

The mini-mural. Notice also the brown building with white wavy lines, which is the nearby Southwyck House, also known as the Barrier Block.A tiny Brian: Just off the mural, to the right, a small representation of Brian Barnes has been added to the brickwork, along with a drinks can bearing the name Dale McCrea. The details are easily missed.

Cruise missiles: It's no coincidence that the reaper figure sows the land with cruise missiles, as opposed to ICBMs. At the time Barnes and co were painting the mural, protests were taking place over the decision to station US Cruise Missiles at RAF Greenham Common in Berkshire. The most prominent missile in the mural carries USAF livery, or rather deathery.

A mural restoredNuclear Dawn looks fresh as the day it was painted, more than 40 years on, but this is thanks to heavy restoration. Until recently, the mural looked wretched, after withstanding decades of weathering, ivy encroachment and some serious tagging. The Mural Preservation Society, whose plaque accompanies the work, were instrumental in drumming up support.

A faded mural pictured in 2015. The graffiti would soon get much worse.The mural was finally brought back to its full vigour in 2021 during construction of the neighbouring Brixton House Theatre. A team of local artists, with the approval of Brian Barnes, set about repainting the mural with the help of conservation company Campbell Smith & Co. The team used durable paints and a sacrificial coating to ensure the mural can survive anything that's thrown against it — nuclear war aside.

The mural has survived relatively unscathed since its restoration a few years ago. However, small pieces of graffiti are beginning to creep back in. One scrawler has a message for developers and gentrifiers:

"Your demonic attempt to take over Brixtonia will never happen. Brixtonia was built on love and unity. Brixton was built with bricks." It is a strange, misdirected message to scrawl on a symbol of local unity, and one which has been part of the Brixton streetscape for nearly half a century.

Nuclear Dawn can be found on the side of the Carlton Mansions block on Coldharbour Lane, directly opposite Brixton Village. All images by Matt Brown, except for Satan Sowing by Félicien Rops, which is creative commons.

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The court's at Marble Arch until 26 August.Anyone for tennis padel?

The Mexican tennis-squash hybrid is all the rage right now with everyone from David Beckham to Eva Longoria said to be addicted to this fast-pace doubles game.

If you're looking to play, you can find a padel court in central London this August — directly behind the Marble Arch. Pop-up Padel at Marble Arch is in situ from until 26 August, the court available to hire daily between 7am and 8pm (although by the looks of it, slots are going fast).

The game's similar to doubles tennis, but with a smaller court — plus walls you can bounce the ball off.It costs £40 to hire the court for 60 minutes, and before you shout "you cannot be serious!" that's for four people, bats and balls included. It's certainly a different way to spend an hour in town, although if this heatwave continues, you'll probably be searching for a shower immediately afterwards.

Pop-up Padel at Marble Arch, until 26 August

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The museum urgently needs to raise funds to restore two of its historic engines. Image: LondonistThe London Museum of Water & Steam is a thrilling place to visit: all thrusting pistons and jets of steam — plus a miniature railway.

Right now, it needs your help. The museum must restore its Grade I listed Great Engine House, home to the gigantic Grand Junction 100 Inch and 90 Inch engines. These are powerful bits of kit which started pumping water to upper floors in buildings back in 1838, improving London's sanitation, as well as inspiring the city to build upwards. They ran all the way up until 1944.

Says the museum "Unless work is undertaken in the next two years to stop this decay these historically significant machines could be lost, and central parts of the museum building will be closed off. We hope through this project to return the 90 inch engine to steam, which will make us more financially resilient and vastly enhance the museum's visitor experience."

A Crowdfunder has been launched, with the museum needing to hit a £50,000 target by mid August (at time of writing it's at 37%). The museum remains very much open by the way — we highly recommend a visit this summer, especially if you've got kids who'd appreciate a miniature railway!

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Spot the differenceA new waxwork of Mayor of London Sadiq Khan is being added to the displays at Madame Tussauds.

The replica Mayor bears an uncanny resemblance to the real Sadiq Khan, who was present at an unveiling on the London Eye. Khan donated the suit he wore at his first Mayoral election win in 2016 to Madame Tussauds, and it's now worn by his waxy doppelganger.

It'll be part of the museum's Culture Capital zone, alongside the varied line-up of Princess Diana, Winston Churchill, Olly Alexander, Lewis Hamilton, Stormzy and Jessica Ennis-Hill, among others.

The waxwork has been created "in celebration of his historic third term, secured through his re-election in May this year"... though according to the Standard, Khan was approached by Madame Tussauds "about a year ago", suggesting someone was very optimistic about that re-election. Madame Tussauds waxworks take between four months and a year for a team of 20 artists to make them.

Khan said:

I’m honoured to join the line-up at Madame Tussauds London. The attention to detail is remarkable and I’m in awe of the artists’ talent. It has been fascinating to go through the process and learn that all Madame Tussauds figures are created in London before being transported across the world.

He's not the first Mayor of London to make an appearance in the London tourist attraction. A Boris Johnson waxwork was created and displayed in 2009, during his tenure as Mayor. It was removed when he was no longer in the position, but made a reappearance in 2019 when he became Prime Minister.

The Sadiq Khan waxwork will be on display at Madame Tussauds London from Wednesday 31 July 2024.

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The glorious former Walthamstow Greyhound Stadium is one of dozens of deco gems across London. Image: Phil Beard via creative commonsChevrons! Sunbursts! Cocktails! Art deco is, for many, the last word in style. And when it comes to deco architecture, London is the cat's pyjamas.

Prove it! we hear you cry. Well OK then. Using our own art deco nous — plus some great source material from Art Deco Britain: Buildings of the Interwar Years and A Guide to Modernism in Metro-Land, we've put together this map of art deco London (for the purists among you, note there are some overlapping touches of modernism in here too) — featuring hotels, tube stations, garages, stadiums, houses, car showrooms — you name it.

Of course we haven't been able to include every last vestige of deco panache — there's just too much of the stuff. But which are the biggies that we've missed? Let us know by emailing will@londonist.com, and we'll consider adding to our next updated version.

By buying books via links in this article, Londonist may earn a commission from Bookshop.org — which also helps support independent bookshops.

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Image: Matt BrownIn which we present Olympic distances in terms of London landmarks.

Just how far is 10,000 metres? It's hard to appreciate the distance when the men and women in lycra are chasing each other round a track. But if we say it's like jogging from London Bridge to Tottenham Hotspur stadium, then suddenly we have a better handle on what they're up to.

Let's try it for a few other Olympic distances...

100 Metres Breaststroke: Thames at RichmondWant to make like Adam Peaty? Then swim the Thames just north of Richmond Bridge, which at 100m perfectly matches his Silver-bagging breaststroke distance. NB: Please do not swim the Thames just north of Richmond Bridge, for any number of health and safety reasons. The World Record for a javelin throw is very similar (98.48 metres), but I would again recommend not trying this over the Thames.

110 Metre Hurdles: Ely PlaceEly Place... just the right length for a spot of hurdling. Image: Matt BrownEly Place, that strange "is it part of Cambridgeshire?" cul-de-sac in Holborn, is exactly 110 metres from the entrance lodge to the back wall. It's also flat, largely free of traffic, and paved with a kind of red tarmac that resembles a running track. It's the perfect venue to host the 110 metre hurdles. Whether the guardian beadles would mind the intrusion into their quiet realm is another matter.

200 Metres: St Pancras StationThe roof of St Pancras. Around 200 metres long. Image: Matt BrownThe original section of St Pancras station measures in at a shade over 200 metres. A mad dash from Carluccios to the EMR ticket barriers on the upper level should see you right, though you'd probably piss off a lot of people. Alternatively, get up on that magnificent William Barlow roof and try the 200 metre hurdles, which was an Olympic event in 1900 and 1904, though not on a roof. (Again, don't actually do this.)

400 Metres: Bedford SquareBedford Square is, in every way, a good simulacrum for the Olympic Stadium.Olympic runners complete just one circuit of the track to achieve the 400 metres. You can do the same by sprinting around Bedford Square, which has similar dimensions to an Olympic track. The lovely private garden at its centre is wholly unsuitable for javelins, shot puts and hammers, however.

800 Metres: Lincoln's Inn FieldsSimilarly, a circuit of Lincoln's Inn Fields is a good approximation for 800 metres, if you stick to the roadway and use the outer pavement. Watch out for lawyers, and don't get distracted by the John Soane Museum.

1,500 Metres: PiccadillyThe famous route is almost exactly 1,500 metres from the gates of Hyde Park to the statue of 'Eros'. If you want to make it a mile, continue another 109 metres to the Angus Steakhouse on Coventry Street. For an even less delicious experience, jog through the Rotherhithe Tunnel, which is 1,482 metres but feels like 5,000.

5,000 Metres: Victoria ParkVictoria Park from above showing both the running track and much of the park's perimeter. Image: Matt BrownMo Farah had to do 12.5 laps of the stadium to claim his 5,000 metre Olympic golds in 2012 and 2016. You could emulate his achievement (somewhat more slowly, I'd venture) on Victoria Park's running track. However, the park's perimeter turns out to be almost precisely 5,000 metres, and offers a much more interesting and shady route.

10,000 Metres: Ermine StreetErmine Street is the medieval name for the Roman Road that led from London Bridge, up through Shoreditch and Dalston and on towards Tottenham. It's still there to this day, carving an (almost) arrow-straight route to the north as the A10. Given the road number, it seems appropriate to use it for the 10,000 metres. A jog of this length will take you from London Bridge as far as Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Be sure to evacuate London first, mind, as the pavements and tarmac get very busy along much of the route.

Marathon: The Thames PathLondon already has a well established marathon route, unleashed every April. However, for something much more scenic, try running along the Thames Path. It's tricky to measure precisely without spending ages accounting for inshore wiggles, but I reckon that a route along the southern bank from Tower Bridge round to Hampton Court Bridge comes out very close to the 42km/26 mile mark.

High Jump: K6 phone kioskThe world record holder could leap over any of these facilities. Image: Matt BrownThe highest any human has ever leaped is 2.45 metres. Cuba's Javier Sotomayor achieved the feat in 1993. A very good comparitor for this height is the K6 phone box which is 244cm. Sotomayor could have cleared it with a centimetre to spare... if it were two-dimensional and came with a crash mat.

Pole Vault: London WallThe surviving fragments of the City's wall loom to various heights, but online consensus has them averaging around 6 metres. That'd be peanuts for Swede Armand Duplantis. He's broken his own pole vault record five times and currently holds it at 6.24 metres. A handy man to have on your side, then, should you ever mastermind a medieval siege.

Long Jump: RoutemasterThe farthest human leap of all time was achieved by Mike Powell at 8.95 metres. A classic Routemaster bus measures 8.38 metres. Hence, Mr Powell could jump as far as a double-decker plus an inconveniently parked dishwasher. Well, he could in 1991 when he set the record. He's now in his 60s and would be old enough for a free bus if he relocated to London.

Note: The track distances in this article rely on the accuracy of the measuring tool in Google's MyMaps. Blame them if I'm out a bit.

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Drink these for £2 all day on 8 August. Image: public domainA £2 pint of beer in the London of 2024. What, you may ask, is the catch?

Let's begin by saying, no, Wetherspoons doesn't come into the equation.

The seven pubs offering £2 pints on Thursday 8 August are Greenwood (Victoria), Northwood (Angel), Redwood (London Bridge), Goldwood (City), Beechwood (Shoreditch), Westwood (Shepherd's Bush) and Broadwood (City). The deal is to mark the rebranding of these seven pubs under the umbrella of the 'Sport London' brand.

There's no catch in the sense that no other purchase is necessary to claim your £2 pints, there's no limitation on how many pints you can buy (within the confines of drinking more than is visibly good for you), and the offer runs at all venues from opening to close.

What some drinkers may find to be one almighty catch is that there two choices of £2 beer: Heineken or Heineken 0%. So while some will be more than content with this, others will weigh things up and decide to stick with their £7.90 pint of craft NIPA thank you very much.

We will say this: each pub has a glut of TV screens showing the sport, so if you're mad keen on lager AND the Olympics, you should probably look into booking the day off work.

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All weekendNamaste Blisters is one of the shows on at Camden Fringe this weekendPLAYTOPIA: Open at Evolution Battersea for two days, Playtopia is an event for children and their families, packed with games and other fun activities to get stuck into. Aimed at 4-13 year olds, it features inflatables, street dance sessions, science workshops, educational animal experiences, a soft play zone, Paw Patrol and Bluey shows, and a colourful carousel. *3-4 August*

OLYMPICS: Archery, basketball, canoe slalom, fencing, hockey and surfing are among the sports being contested at the Paris 2024 Olympics this weekend. Keep up to date with the action from across the Channel at these Olympic screenings at venues around London — many of them free. Until 11 August

SYMPHONIC HORIZONS: Science and orchestral music combine in Symphonic Horizons at the Royal Opera House. Professor Brian Cox examines cosmic ideas and links between cosmology and music by Mahler, Strauss and Sibelius, accompanied by the Britten Sinfonia conducted by Daniel Harding. Until 4 August

60 YEARS OF HABITAT: The Design Museum currently has a free display celebrating 60 years of homeware design brand Habitat. See how design influences affect our daily lives, and view archive pieces from the company's history. FREE, until 11 August

SUMMER EXHIBITION: You've only got a couple more weeks to see this year's Royal Academy Summer Exhibition, one of the highlights of the London art calendar. The exhibition displays works by Nicola Turner, Clare Woods, Ibiye Camp... and comedian Joe Lycett. Until 18 August

See a free Taylor Swift exhibition.... before the Swifties descend again. Photo: LondonistBRAINIAC LIVE: Brainiac Live is at the Marylebone Theatre, with science experiments and demonstrations performed live on stage. Expect loud bangs, flashing lights, smoke and haze effects. Recommended for age 5+. Until 24 August

CAMDEN FRINGE: Who needs Edinburgh when you've got Camden Fringe? The festival offers new and experimental theatre and comedy performances by emerging artists across north London, with 300 shows on 2024's programme, including more than 20 productions this weekend alone. Namaste Blisters is a comedy take on the nature of yoga, Clean Again is a one-woman play about a night out taking a dark turn, and With A Bang performs a post-mortem on a former relationship. See the programme for what's on when. Until 25 August

FRANKIE GOES TO BOLLYWOOD: New musical show Frankie Goes to Bollywood is at Southbank Centre, telling the true stories of British women navigating the glitzy world of Bollywood. Expect ornate costumes, impressive sets, and live music and dancing. 31 July-18 August

INSIDE OUT FESTIVAL: Inside Out is a month-long celebration of culture and the arts in the City of Westminster, featuring plenty of family-friendly events and activities. Free walking tours by the Westminster Guides Lecturers Association, a Family Day at Tate Britain, and a concert by Jasmine Kahlia are among this weekend's events. FREE, until 31 August

TAYLOR SWIFT EXHIBITION: Keen to see the V&A's new Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail, showcasing an array of the singer's outfits and instruments? This weekend would be a good time to do so, before Swifties descend on London for the second series of Eras Tour shows at Wembley (15-20 August). FREE, until 8 September

Saturday 3 August'Tis (not) the season for a pop-up Christmas barWILLIAM MORRIS WALK: Join the William Morris Society for a guided walk from Hammersmith to All Saints' Church Putney, led by William Morris Historian Peter Walker. It ends with a tour of the Morris & Co. stained glass at All Saints — the most extensive glazing scheme by the company in any London church. 11am

ARCADE STREET PARTY: The first street party at new Barbican pop-up Our Street takes place today. The Immersive Arcade Street Party is led by comic art duo, Hunt & Darton, who create a DIY arcade experience which lets you become the game, including human Pac-Man, Street Fighter and Space Invaders. Suitable for ages 10+. FREE, 11am/12pm/1pm/2pm

BLACK UNITY BIKE RIDE: Now in its fifth year, the Black Unity Bike Ride is a 17-mile ride across London, encouraging unity and empowerment among the Black community. It begins in Leyton and ends in Dulwich — and Somerset House is one of the stops along the way where riders can rest and get refreshments. There's also live music and family entertainment here throughout the day. FREE, 11am-8pm

PIRATE ACADEMY: Children's author Justin Somper's new book Pirate Academy is the focus of a day of activities on board the Golden Hinde. Somper himself leads the session for 8-12 year olds, taking them into the future and a new age of piracy. After that, the crew of the ship demonstrate how to load the cannon and raise the anchor. 11am/2pm

SUMMER FESTIVAL: Big Penny Social in Walthamstow hosts a summer festival, raising money and awareness for charity Transcend Sarcoma. Expect live DJs and bands, a craft market, and plenty of food and drink available to buy. 1pm

MOBILE CUBES: Two motorised mobile cubes set on circular rails are used by Le Grand Jeté, for their acrobatic (and free) Répliques show, playing out in Bell Square, Hounslow. There are two shows, and you should book ahead. 1pm and 3pm

LATIN XTRAVAGANZA: Celebrate the London Latinx community at LatinXtravangaza, organised by FLAWA, an organisation which celebrates art created by Latin American women. The event consists of a fashion launch from sustainable label Anciela, as well as DJ sets and live music. Takes place at Southbank Centre. FREE, 2pm

FLAWA hosts the LatinXtravaganza at Southbank CentreSEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: London's little-known Sewing Machine Museum opens its doors, allowing the public inside to view one man's personal collection of hundreds of the machines — including one which belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Read about our visit for an idea of what to expect. 2pm-5pm

CHRISTMAS COCKTAIL POP-UP: Yes, it's August, and no, that's not a typo. Mistletoe Mixer is a Christmas-themed pop-up cocktail bar, open in the City for just over a fortnight. You'll need to book ahead to get your fill of eggnog and fairy lights, as the venue only seats 12 people at a time. 5pm-11pm until 17 August (Tuesday-Saturday)

FLEETWOOD BAC: Fleetwood Mac tribute show Fleetwood Bac perform at the Half Moon in Putney, replicating a full Fleetwood Mac show as they were back in the 1970s-80s — from the setlist down to the costumes. 8pm

CABARET VOLT-AIR: Cabaret Volt-Air is a curated evening of cabaret, featuring classic and neo-burlesque, poetry, acrobatics, clowning, music and more, taking place at the Pen Theatre in Peckham. Acts include burlesque performer Scarlett Whispers, and 'International business mime' Enrico Touché. 8pm

Sunday 4 AugustBrowse for bargains at the Big South London Flea MarketSUNDAYS IN LONDON: The final day of the week can seem a bit quiet in the capital — but not if you know where to look. Our guide to spending Sunday in London covers markets, rarely-open museums, comedy shows, and the capital's best roast dinners. Have a browse to find something to do today, or bookmark it for a future Sunday when you might find yourself at a loose end.

ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA: Shakespeare's Globe opens its new production of Antony and Cleopatra — the first time this play has been shown at the venue in over a decade. It's the story of Roman general Antony abandoning his duties when he falls for Egyptian queen Cleopatra. 4 August-15 September

PROM 20: The BBC Proms are in full swing, and Prom 20 lands this morning, with brothers Braimah and Sheku Kanneh-Mason performing a concert of folk songs, dances, prayers and incantations, along with Brazilian guitarist Plínio Fernandes and the Fantasia Orchestra. 11am

SOUTH LONDON FLEA MARKET: Traders selling vintage furniture, reclaimed industrial fixtures, lighting, and salvaged electricals, homewares, curiosities, and oddities pitch up at Copeland Park in Peckham for the Big South London Flea. There are food stalls, cafes and bars nearby to keep you fed and watered as you browse. 11am-5pm

The Bombadils play at the Green NoteMUCH ADO: Another treat for Shakespeare fans today, as the East London Shakespeare Festival comes to a close with a performance of Much Ado About Nothing at Big Penny Social. Doors open an hour before the show so you can get lunch or a drink before settling down in the garden to watch. 1.30pm-3.30pm

BLACK HISTORY BUS TOUR: Board a bus in Brixton, and take a three-hour tour around London looking at some of the city's best-known sights and tourist attractions from an African/Caribbean perspective. *2pm-5pm*

LGBTQ BRITISH MUSEUM: The British Museum runs regular LGBTQ tours, focusing on objects in the museum with queer connections, dating from the ancient world to the present day, including some rather famous artworks. Age 12+. FREE, 2.30pm-3.40pm

PUNKS 4 TRANSEXUALISM: Gender Crisis, Third Kulture and Antifa Super Soldier are among the punk groups playing at the New Cross Inn this evening, for the third instalment of Punks 4 Transexualism. All money raised goes towards supporting Transgender Action Block. Doors 5pm

WE ARE WINDRUSH: Reggae Choir performs We Are Windrush, a musical show honouring the rich cultural heritage and contributions of the Windrush Generation. Storytelling, spoken word and visual elements form part of the show alongside the choir's performance. Takes place at Artsdepot in North Finchley. 7pm

THE BOMBADILS: Canadian folk duo The Bombadils take to the stage at the Green Note in Camden, for a performance of their tracks featuring intimate lyrics with string-band arrangements, and tinges of bluegrass. 8.30pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Take part in a silent disco skate jam. Photo: Roswitha ChesherLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Go to free gigs at the Old Blue LastThe Old Blue Last near Old Street is a dab hand at putting on free gigs. This week alone you can treat your ears to post-hardcore, Celtic folk, Latin jazz, live singing with a personal trainer (!), Northern Soul, garage — and loads of other exciting sounds. Check out their listings.

Free, 30 July-4 August.

Watch Shakespeare in an outdoor amphitheatreAssembly, a pop-up amphitheatre in King's College London's historic Maughan Library courtyard has been hosting free outdoor Shakespeare shows this summer, and Wednesday marks the last of them, with Troubadour Stageworks presenting their unique take on A Midsummer Night's Dream. You'll need to book.

Free, 31 July.

Stay after hours for a Horniman Late. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistStay late at Horniman MuseumThe monthly Horniman Museum Lates event takes place on Thursday, inviting you to explore the galleries and collections after hours, including the World and Music Galleries, and current free display Adolescent Wonderland, about First Nations young people living in Queensland, Australia.

Entry to the late is free to most of the museum, and as part of the event, you can get a discounted ticketed to areas with an entry fee, including the Aquarium, and the current Dinosaur rEvolution exhibition — visit them both for just £5.

Free, 1 August.

Mark African Remembrance DayMuseum of London Docklands holds an African Remembrance Day ceremony, honouring the African victims of enslavement. The event consists of a speech by Bell Ribeiro-Addy MP, a three-minute silence, opening libation/prayers, drumming, poems and readings, and a closing circle and singing of Bob Marley’s Redemption Song.

Free, 1 August.

Join in at a Swiftie Summer Sing OffThe free programme of events at Summer by the River is ongoing, including free film screenings and live music. On Thursday, it's a Swiftie Summer Sing Off — an open-air karaoke session led by drag hosts Bonk & Pasty, featuring Taylor Swift songs.

Free, 1 August. That's not the only free event for Swifties in London this week — the Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail exhibition is now open at the V&A, and there's also an exhibition of photos of Taylor Swift in Wembley Park. Both are free.

Visit the Barbican's new area, Our StreetThe Curve at the Barbican is taken over by Our Street, a free-entry installation designed to replicate a London neighbourhood. All sorts of free, family-friendly events and sessions are going on throughout the summer holidays, including art and craft workshops, sensory sessions and street parties on Saturday (despite its name, the 'street' is indoors, so you're safe whatever the weather). You can book your slot in advance online.

There are a few events on the programme such as a family rave, and adults-only lates, which incur a charge, so do check pricing info when you book.

Free, 1-23 August.

Our Street opens at Barbican. Illustration: Josephine RaisGet stuck into Inside Out FestivalInside Out is a month-long celebration of culture and the arts in the City of Westminster, featuring plenty of family-friendly events and activities. Free walking tours by the Westminster Guides Lecturers Association, a Fitzrovia Fete, and art activities in Trafalgar Square are some of the options on offer.

Free, 1-31 August.

See the last Songs on the Steps of 2024On Friday, the final Songs on the Steps performance of 2024 takes place. Head to Holland Park to see performers from Opera Holland Park giving a free show on the stairs outside the venue, featuring music from the current season. Everyone's welcome — take along a picnic blanket and your lunch to enjoy while you watch.

Free, 2 August.

Find out how King James II influenced the British ArmyKing James II was instrumental in the creation and development of the British Army — find out how and why in a free talk by historian and author Stephen Ede-Borrett. He discusses why the Army was so effective under King James II's direction, and why the monarch's roles in creating the Army we know today is often ignored.

Takes place at the National Army Museum in Chelsea.

Free, 2 August.

See photos of the Barbican, on display at the BarbicanMonumentality is a new photography exhibition opening at Barbican Library, showcasing images of buildings and objects depicted on a larger-than-life scale. It includes some photos of the Brutalist Barbican Estate itself, as well as Norfolk windmills and historic castles.

Free, 2-28 August (closed Sundays).

Take a picnic along and enjoy a free performance at Songs on the StepsEnjoy live music by the canalSinger-songwriter Matt Ginno performs at Saturday's Summer Live Music Session, taking place by the Grand Union Canal in Alperton. Head for the narrowboat PAVO to find the show — it's one of several free music sessions on Saturdays this summer.

Free, 3 August

Visit London's Sewing Machine MuseumThe monthly opening of London's Sewing Machine Museum in Balham takes place on Saturday. Visit a collection of dozens of historic sewing machines — the personal collection of sewing machine salesman Ray Rushton — including one from 1865 which belonged to Queen Victoria's firstborn daughter. Read about our trip to the museum for an idea of what to expect.

Free (charity donations welcome), 3 August.

Take to your wheels for a Skate JamCygnet Square in Thamesmead hosts a silent disco skate jam, open to both beginner and experienced skaters. Free skate hire is available on a first come first served basis, and there are free skate lessons, as well as silent disco headsets to borrow once you've got the hang of the moves.

Free, 4 August.

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Osama Qashoo holds a giant wooden key, traditionally the symbol of exiled PalestiniansPalestine House in central London is already partly up and running.

Sitting above the Hiba Lebanese and Palestinian restaurant on High Holborn, two of Palestine House's planned five storeys are completed. The redesign emulates the ambiance of a traditional Palestinian interior: think colourful tiles, lattice skylights, exposed stone walls and wooden beams. A giant wooden key — traditionally the symbol of exiled Palestinians — is suspended above the main atrium.

Two of the cultural centre's planned five floors are already completed.Already, Palestine House has hosted supper clubs; live music, visual art and poetry; and a vibrant Palestinian marketplace. Now, the man behind the cultural centre, filmmaker Osama Qashoo, is pushing for the completion of Palestine House by early 2025, with a £300,000 crowdfunding campaign.

Says Qashoo: "Palestine House is the birth of a dream I had some 17 years ago as a young refugee when I was feeling lonely and sought refuge from the world. Palestine House is a place which I’ve always felt was missing.

"I want Palestine House to be a place where we can accumulate all of this pain and sorrow and convert it into strength and beauty. This house is for everyone, everyone is welcome at Palestine House."

A coffee break during renovations.When all five floors of the centre are completed, Palestine House will, says Qashoo, celebrate Palestinian culture with a year-round events programme featuring film screenings, lectures, book readings, exhibitions and concerts. It will also serve as "a space for everyone who is in solidarity with Palestine and other oppressed or displaced communities to meet, to work or simply reflect".

Read more about Palestine House's Crowdfunder campaign

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For more London history, take a look at our weekly newsletter Londonist: Time Machine.

Would you spend a night in here? Image: Mhurley197 via creative commonsWould you dare spend a night in London's Chamber of Horrors?

Back in the late 1910s/early 1920s, a young Lady Eleanor Smith was bet £100 that she couldn't, and took up the wager, along with friend and fellow Bright Young Thing, Zita Jungman.

As Smith recalled to the Sunday Express in 1925, the next night, the two of them hid in the original Old Bailey dock in Madame Tussauds' Chamber of Horrors until 10pm, when a night watchman came in, took a cursory look around, then plunged the room into darkness. An hour later, Smith and Jungman decided it was safe to surface: "The flashlight illuminated waxen faces in a particularly weird and ghostly manner," remembered Smith, "I have a nasty memory, even now of two long-dead criminals, I think Burke and Hare... their appearance was particularly hideous."

Lady Eleanor Smith, looking ironically, rather waxen. Image: public domainSomewhat skewing the concept of spending 'a night' down in the "gloomy and depressing surroundings", the two young women decided that as midnight came and went, it was time to make an honourable escape, at which point they ascended to the great hall: "There was something awe-inspiring about the dignified effigies of kings and statesmen posed so majestically in the darkness," Smith recalled.

Then: footsteps echoes from the other end of the long hall. The became louder, closer. "We were badly frightened," wrote Smith, "they continued to approach heralded by a glare of light..."

A fire at Madame Tussauds in 1925 also inspired Lady Eleanor Smith's short story, Mrs Raeburn's Waxwork.They had, of course, been caught: a burly night watchman now stood before the interlopers: "Our only comfort lay in the fact that he was about as frightened as we were... 'How did you get in?' he asked with appalling severity," wrote Smith. In the end, Smith and Jungman managed to talk their way out of the situation (you can imagine Smith played the "Do you know who I am?" card, her father being the Earl of Birkenhead), and were let out of a side door.

It's unclear exactly when this whole episode unfolded, but Smith's reminisces were printed in April 1925, shortly after Madame Tussauds went up in flames, all but gutting the attraction and nightmarishly disfiguring a good deal of its waxworks.

This conflagration — along with Lady Eleanor Smith's after dark encounter — inspired Smith's short story, Mrs. Raeburn's Waxwork, which was published in 1931 in the collection Satan's Circus. It tells the tale of an out of work actor who takes a job at a waxwork emporium, and soon becomes obsessed with the figure of a convicted poisoner ("Was it his imagination, or did her lips really curve, was there an answering twinkle in her eye?" to the point of insanity, at which point he decides Mrs Raeburn's effigy must be melted. Naturally, he takes down the whole emporium with it: "That night the inhabitants of the city were surprised to perceive a crimson flush sweeping the sky above the rooftops of the distant street... The wind was strong that night and licked the flames easily, strengthening them until the efforts of the men armed with hose-pipes became pathetic in their futility."

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

Kentish Town Tube Station Will Now Stay Closed Till The End Of The Year"Further complex and time-consuming repairs" required.

45+ Summery Things To Do In London This Month: August 2024Carnival! Plus beer and cocktail festivals, and Afternoon Tea Week.

© Kris Humphreys PhotographyThe Queen's Old Bank Vault Is Stuffed With Rock 'N' Roll Treasures - And It's Free To VisitFrom Madonna's bustier to Jimi Hendrix's bedposts.

Sadiq Says He Wants London To Host 2040 OlympicsPromises "the greenest Games ever".

Image: Shutterstock/Matt BrownSculpture In The City 2024: Track Down These Colourful Works Of Art17 sculptures to find in the City of London.

A Brief History Of Umbrellas In LondonThe first Londoners to use one were a laughing stock...

© TfL from London Transport Museum's collectionNotting Hill Carnival 2024 Guide: When, Where And How To Do London's Caribbean FestivalEurope's biggest street festival returns this August bank holiday.

Image: ShutterstockThere Will Be NO Back To Hogwarts Day At King's Cross This SeptemberThe train to Hogsmeade from platform 9 3/4 has been cancelled.

Original photo: Ana Essentiels via UnsplashMinster Court Redevelopment: City's Pink Gothic Bastion Set For Part-DemolitionIt was Cruella de Vil's HQ, no less.

Free Things To Do In London In The Summer HolidaysFamily-friendly activities that won't cost a penny.

Photo: © David ParryCroydon Used To Be Nuts About NutsMillions of walnuts were sold at the annual Walnut Fair.

Image: Wouter Supardi Salari via Unsplash.57m-Long Mosaic Mural Unveiled At London Bridge StationIn a River a Thousand Streams by Adam Nathaniel Furman.

Photo: Gareth GardnerLondon's Highest Viewing Platform Is Doing Champagne And Sunset LatesEvery Friday this August.

Piccadilly Line Disruption, As It Prepares For Fleet Of 94 New TrainsThings must get worse before they get better...

Image: Matt Buck via creative commonsGunnersbury Park Museum: Local History For Ealing And HounslowThe grandest of local history museums.

A First Look At The V&A's Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail ExhibitionTaytay at the V&A(A).

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Not as grand as some embassies. Image: Matt BrownSecretive nation has a west London outpost.

I visited North Korea recently. Well, my hand did. Well, sort of. I poked it through the bars of this detached house in Ealing.

This is the Embassy of North Korea in London. While it's not strictly true that embassies count as sovereign territory, let's pretend it is, for the better enjoyment of my opening line.

Whether or not my digits troubled the airspace of a totalitarian dictatorship is beside the point. The real novelty is that the embassy is here at all. North Korea is a famously secretive state, permanently at odds with Western governments, including us Brits.

Who could live in a house like this? Image: Matt BrownYet here it sits, in a sizeable 1920s family home on the North Circular. 73 Gunnersbury Avenue to be precise. The DPRK's had a presence here since 2003, when they bought the seven-bedroom house for £1.3 million. As the Daily Telegraph noted at the time "It sounds like a 21st century update of Passport to Pimlico, the vintage Ealing comedy filmed at the studios just along the road".

I haven't seen that film for a while, but I don't remember Margaret Rutherford opening a uranium enrichment plant and disappearing people for listening to K-pop.

The North Korean Embassy looks very much like the other posh houses on this street, with a few minor differences. A lofty flagpole stands to the left of the house. No flag was present on my visit, but a scan of Street View shows that the red-white-and-blue does occasionally fly from the mast. A couple of black, diplomatic cars and a crest above the front door also betray its status.

The flag is flying in this Google Street View from 2020.The embassy hit the headlines in 2016 when the deputy ambassador Thae Yong-ho defected to the South (NOT by crossing Popes Lane to reach Gunnersbury Park, but to South Korea). The ambassador at the time, Hyon Hak-bong was immediately recalled to North Korea, where some speculate he was executed for allowing the defection.

The current head of household is His Excellency Mr Choe Il. I'm not sure if he was in when I passed my hand into his territory. To be honest, I was too chicken to ring the doorbell.

The Telegraph, naturally, had better journalistic confidence back in 2003. They phoned First Secretary Yong-Ho Thae at the new embassy, as the delegation were preparing to move in. "Sorry, the builders are shouting that they need me to help put up a light fitting right now," said Mr Thae. "Call me back in a month." Perhaps it was an Ealing comedy after all.

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Sadiq Khan hopes London will host "the greenest Games ever". Image: Shutterstock/Matt BrownNot a starting gun has been fired at the 2024 Paris Olympics and Paralympics, and yet already there's talk of London hosting the Games again in 16 years' time.

The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has told ITV News that he would like London to become the first city to host the Games four times, and that he's asked Keir Starmer for government backing to launch a bid. Khan will also spend his time at the Paris Olympics to lobby the British Olympic Association to join him in a London 2040 bid.

I want London to be the first city to host the Olympics for the fourth time—and 2040 could be the greenest Olympic Games ever. pic.twitter.com/rr5X9QoiCd

— Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) July 26, 2024

What's striking about Khan's plans is that he would propose to reuse much of the remaining infrastructure from the London 2012 Games, therefore making these "the greenest Games ever".

2040 would be the earliest London might hope to host another Olympics/Paralympics; the 2028 Olympics will be in Los Angeles, and the 2032 Olympics, in Brisbane. Bids for the 2036 Olympics are already in taking place in earnest.

Only two cities have ever hosted the modern day Olympics three times: London and Paris. Who knows, perhaps Khan — who has now been elected Mayor of London three times — will also look to become London's Mayor four times over.

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A regular rock 'n' roll reliquary awaits - in the Queen's old bank, no less. Image: LondonistWhat's the best way to identify a first-time tourist in London?

Well, if they're not standing on the left of the escalator then surely they're wearing a Hard Rock Cafe t shirt.

The brand, which trades in serving flag-studded burgers while playing the Rolling Stones on a loop at its 172 global restaurants, can hardly be described as niche. But when its first venue was opened in Hyde Park Corner in 1971, by shaggy-haired rockers Isaac Tigrett and Peter Morton, it was a middle finger to the establishment. Americana was a fresh concept on British shores. Most people here hadn't tried a beef burger. Buckingham Palace sat just across the road, and yet here were kids in tight blues jeans knocking back Jack Daniel's as Riders on the Storm washed through the bar.

Hard Rock Cafe has 172 restaurants across 74 countries. Image: LondonistThe owner of these boots certainly got some toes tapping in his time. Image: LondonistThe hippest cats flocked to the Hard Rock Cafe for a bite. One of them was Eric Clapton, who decided to save his spot at the bar by hanging his red Fender above it. A week later the Hard Rock Cafe received a box with another guitar in it, and a note: "Mine's as good as his! Love, Pete." The Pete in question was Pete Townsend from The Who, and the venue's compulsion for hoarding rock 'n' roll brocante kicked into gear.

Jeff Beck's is one of dozens of guitars formerly owned by rock legends. Image: LondonistSlash's guitar and outfit from the November Rain video are next to the harpsichord that can be heard on All You Need Is Love. Image: LondonistMuch of this collection — including Clapton and Townsend's duelling guitars — can be seen in the main restaurant of the cafe on Old Park Lane, near Hyde Park Corner. But since 2000, the Hard Rock Cafe has also maintained a vault of memorabilia. I might use a platitude like 'hidden gem' or 'central London's best kept secret' but then again, all you have to do is stroll into the Hard Rock shop, and there in front of you is a blazing neon red sign for the Vault, literally pointing the way down to the basement. It's like one of those old Looney Tunes episodes, where the evil villain's secret lair is flagged for all to see. But I wonder how many dyed-in-the-wool Londoners have been down here before now.

You wouldn't even know it was there... Image: LondonistImage: Londonist. The thick vault doors that were here before have come in rather handy. Image: LondonistWhy specifically 'the Vault'? That becomes apparent about two seconds after you descend below decks: the rock 'n' roll reliquary sits behind a thunking great Chubb door studded with numerous bolts, thick as sausages. The door wasn't put here by Hard Rock, though: this building was a Coutts bank, stashing among it the coffers of the late Queen Elizabeth II. (It was right next to where she lived, after all.) Behind one of the other doors, my guide Claudio tells me, a 19-year-old Princess Diana tried on her David and Elizabeth Emanuel wedding dress. This, sadly isn't on display — although a bustier worn by Madonna* on her 1990 Blond Ambition tour is, and it's arguably just as iconic.

Fittingly, given who used to use this bank, there are also items from rock royalty Queen down here: Brian May's guitar (he actually made it, show off), and an antique chair that belonged to Freddie Mercury.

Madonna's bustier keeps salubrious company. Image: LondonistIf Elvis gave you this coat, would you wear it? Image: LondonistAmong the bricolage — some of it donated, some hoovered up at auction — you will also find Little Richard's boots, a drum kit that belonged to Black Sabbath's Bill Ward, and a garish fur-trimmed coat worn by Elvis (he later gave it to his driver, and I wonder how many times he felt compelled to wear it so he didn't offend the king). Everywhere you look, little shards of pop culture — Slash's pinstriped suit and leather trousers from the November Rain video; the harpsichord which features on All You Need is Love — have been plucked from history and placed below the Piccadilly streets to be cooed over.

Keef and the Stones were fans of the Hard Rock Cafe back in the day. Image: LondonistYou used to be able to pick up the guitars, but not anymore. Image: LondonistGuitars naturally make up a decent amount of the collection; axes once wielded by B.B. King, David Bowie, Judas Priest, Sting, Les Paul, Duane Allman, Jeff Beck, and Keith Richards. Connoisseurs of Strats, Rickenbackers, flying Vs, ESPs and Precision basses will no doubt find themselves prodding the guide with all sorts of technical questions, but there is something here to pique the interest of even the least rock-curious. Previous owners of the instruments have occasionally returned for a brief reunion: a framed photo of Glen Matlock posing with an acoustic sits in a vitrine-inside-a-safe nearby. It was his first ever guitar, a Christmas present from his parents many moons ago.

The lyrics to Instant Karma: you can scan the QR code on this one to read more info, but overall the display is very lightly curated. Image: LondonistElton's wildest look of all time? Image: LondonistThe Vault's not some blockbuster 'Story of Rock' experience thrumming with interactive screens and holograms, and it's all the more charming for that. This has the feel of trespassing into the basement of some wealthy muso's private collection. Curation is sparse, aside from brass plaques which tell you what you're looking at. Although some of the memorabilia is behind glass, much of it isn't. Claudio tells me that up until 10 years ago, guides would let visitors pick up and play the instruments — something which sadly (and sensibly) isn't possible now.

Off to the right here, you can see a bench and ornate bedposts, which were once in Jimi Hendrix's nearby flat.Madonna's bank card. Wonder how many bustiers she bought with this. Image: LondonistThe more you squint, crouch and crane your neck, the more you'll discover. The original lyrics to Instant Karma, which John Lennon has scribbled amendments all over. Credit cards once belonging to Madonna and Elton John (oh for a list of items bought on THOSE). The pew-style bench and grand bedstead carved with topless maidens that were once in Jimi Hendrix's house down the road in Brook Street.

Brian May actually made this guitar. Image: LondonistImage: The Vault is a real hidden gem. Oh hang on, I said I wouldn't use that one.For me, the most striking thing on show is a letter from Murry Wilson, addressed to his son, Brian. The interfering father decries via his secretary that the Beach Boys are getting into 'sloppy habits', and that they 'dilly dally' on stage "... you are all in deep serious trouble," the letter goes onto warn, "and you will all have to go to work so you won't lose everything." Murry died a few years later, and the Beach Boys continued to do just fine without his input. For music fans, items like this are far more valuable than any gold bar or designer wedding dress.

Hard Rock Cafe Vault, open Monday-Friday, 1pm-9pm free

*Madonna's outfit aside, the Vault is admittedly a bit of a sausage fest, although in all, Hard Rock has some 87,000-and-counting objects, including stuff from Rihanna, Britney, Camila Cabello and Katy Perry.

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Still closed: Kentish Town. Image: LondonistKentish Town tube station should've reopened by now.

The Northern line station was closed for upgrades — chiefly to replace its old escalators — on 26 June 2023, with TfL saying this would take "up to one year" to complete.

But one year and one month later, TfL now says that tube services will not stop at Kentish Town until the end of 2024. Explains TfL:

While carrying out the planned improvements, we found that we need to do further complex and time-consuming repairs. We now expect to be able to re-open the station at the end of 2024.

We are looking at all possible options to reopen the station as quickly as possible without compromising the safety of our customers and colleagues. This includes looking at whether we can safely reopen the station while some works continue safely behind hoardings.

Kentish Town's mainline station is not affected by the closures, however the closure still disrupts the journeys of many passengers who use Thameslink; it's a popular interchange for people living in places like Hendon, Mill Hill, Borehamwood and St Albans.

For more information on alternative routes while the disruption continues, visit the TfL website.

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The beloved East End club could shut its doors for good. Image: ArchyEast via creative commonsLegendary east London nightlife venue Bethnal Green Working Men's Club is closing its doors for good this weekend.

The club, known for lively cabaret, burlesque and drag shows, is holding a huge party on Saturday night, "before we pack up for what could be a permanent holiday".

It ran into an undisclosed legal issue in February this year, but was soon up and running again, with its regular programme of events. Now it's reported that the building's owners plan to sell it, with current management ordered to shut down and vacate the venue by this Monday (29 July).

Performing arts trade union Equity has set up an online petition to try to save the venue, in support of "drag and cabaret performers who are at risk of losing vital work and income from these plans".

"The potential loss of yet another London venue for queer nightlife is devastating". Image: Ewan Munro via creative commonsIt said:

The potential loss of yet another London venue for queer nightlife is devastating and represents a significant loss of work for performers in the drag and cabaret sector.

Earlier this year, legendary LGBTQ+ venue The Glory closed down, though the team have since opened new venue, The Divine.

There has been mention on the BGMWC Instagram account of finding a new venue, so hopefully it's not goodbye forever.

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Umbrellas used to be the most mislaid object in London. © TfL from London Transport Museum's collection~500 BC: The wife of the great inventor Lu Ban invents the umbrella as a means of sheltering her husband from rain and sun while he works. Lu Ban presumably kicks himself for not coming up with the idea himself.

1066: The Normans introduce the umbrella to London... maybe. It's been suggested, but there's no tangible evidence.

1705: The first Londoners start using umbrellas en masse, although at this stage it's only women who are sensible enough to do so. Men laugh at them while getting rained on.

Mid 18th century: Philanthropist Jonas Hanway becomes the first man in London to regularly use an umbrella, which he has brought back from Paris, where the contraption has already caught on. He is widely mocked by every other man in London: "Frenchman, Frenchman! why don't you call a coach?"

30 March 1801: The first account we can find in the newspaper archives of an umbrella in London involves a theft of a consignment of them from a shop near the Mansion House: "Mr Rutherford stated, that about seven o' clock in the evening of the 18th inst. while the family were above stairs, his shop was broke open, and robbed of two dozen of finished skeleton umbrellas, 16 pounds of whalebone [this was used in the early days to make the 'whales' of umbrellas], some cane, and other property..."

Unfashionable pioneer of the umbrella, Jonas Hanway, pictured here brolly-less. Image: public domain1830: James Smith founds a small workshop and shop just off Regent Street, manufacturing and selling umbrellas. Almost 200 years later, the business — now on New Oxford Street — is still going strong, and renowned across the world.

1852: Samuel Fox invents the steel framed umbrella, thus revolutionising the invention, although he doesn't do this in London, so that's enough of that.

1868: Another, unrelated, Fox — Thomas Fox — sets up a shop in Fore Street (now London Wall) selling umbrellas. The business, Fox Umbrellas Ltd, goes on to make umbrellas for everyone from JFK to the Japanese royal family. It continues making umbrellas today, now in Shirley, Croydon.

Early 1900s: The District Messenger Company offers a scheme whereby Londoners can rent an umbrella for 6d a day. According to one paper, "the public failed to take any interest in the scheme, and it had a very short life." However, brolly hire becomes a thing in London (on and off), including in 1935, when Orpington station offers such a rental service, and in 2024, with Rentbrella.

1925 was a fine year for umbrella art. Image: TfL1902: 560 umbrellas are left on the newly-opened Central line trains and in its stations within one year. They wind up in London Transport's lost property office, most remaining unclaimed.

28 October 1908: The well-known philanthropist Ernest Nixey Smith is fatally stabbed in the head by an umbrella while walking along Chiswick High Street.

1925: A classic year for umbrella related London Transport artworks, including Mary Koop's vibrant 'Summer Sales' poster and Frederick Charles Herrick's 'London's Umbrella' piece (which turns Trafalgar Square into an umbrella).

1964: Disney's adaptation of Mary Poppins is released, giving us THE iconic image of London/an umbrella (though you could argue P. L. Travers has been doing this since 1934.) The film also features a memorable scene in which nannies with umbrellas get blown away in a squall (some are actually dragged-up blokes).

September 1978: Another death by umbrella, this one very well-known. The Bulgarian dissident writer Georgi Markov is walking by Bush House in central London on 7 September 1978, when "a well-built man with a foreign accent had pushed him in the leg with the point of his umbrella and said 'I am sorry' and disappeared into a taxi." Markov falls ill over the next few hours, and dies in hospital in Balham four days later. The tip of the umbrella, it's thought, has injected Markov's leg with a micro-pellet containing ricin or a similar highly poisonous substance.

Gene Kelly is perpetually singing in the rain in Leicester Square: Alex Corey/Londonist30 June 1983: Singin' in the Rain opens for the first time on London's West End, starring Tommy Steele in the role of the umbrella-toting, puddle-sploshing Don Lockwood.

3 July 1996: As torrential rain hampers play at Wimbledon, Cliff Richard leads a damp crowd, huddled beneath umbrellas, in a singalong of Summer Holiday. The Lawn Tennis Association decide it's really time they put a roof over Centre Court.

22 October 2012: Rihanna & Jay-Z perform Umbrella at the BBC's Hackney Weekend.

December 2014: Londonist publishes the final word in umbrella etiquette, Don't Be A Brolly Wally In London.

2015: Julian McDonnell (aka 'Joolz') published his first London YouTube video, on London's Smallest Square. He is clutching his trusty umbrella, a prop he will use again and again to point out interesting London titbits.

February 2020: Statues of various film stars and characters are unveiled in Leicester Square — among them, Gene Kelly and Mary Poppins, both wielding umbrellas.

December 2021: The Umbrella Sky Project (fittingly) chooses the Center Court Shopping mall in Wimbledon as a venue for its display of dozens of suspended umbrellas. A similar thing has already been done years before in Borough Market, and more recently with Camden Market's 'Umbrella Street'.

May 2024: The Young V&A launches Lost and Found Yōkai, a vibrant installation in which umbrellas lost on London's trains, tubes and buses are transformed into playful sculptures inspired by Japanese folklore, literature, art and popular culture.

22 May 2024: Prime minister Rishi Sunak stands outside Downing Street and announces a general election in the p***ing rain. He has no umbrella and the world laughs at him. Six weeks later, as Sunak stands in the same spot to concede defeat, his wife stands behind him with an umbrella in case it rains again. It doesn't.

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Minster Court is set for a major makeover, and not everyone's happy about it. Image: Garry Knight via creative commonsA snaggle-roofed pink gothic castle presides over the City of London, but huge chunks of it could soon face the bulldozer.

You may be familiar with Minster Court, the postmodern-gothic complex of three offices designed by Gollins, Melvin and Ward Partnership, and built between 1987 and 1993. It's a strange, somewhat prickly set of buildings — notable for sharp, protruding angles, steeply pitched roofs and a polished pink Brazilian marble exterior.

What the new Mincing Lane entrance could look like. Image: 1-2 Minster CourtIf you think it's got 'villain's lair' written all over it, you wouldn't be wrong; it starred as Cruella De Vil's haute couture fashion house in Disney's 1996 live action remake of 101 Dalmatians.

Still you can't deny it's got character — something missing from many of the City's more recent builds.

Another view of the threatened building. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistBut plans are now underway to smooth the jagged edges off 1-2 Minster Court (the 3 Minster Court section would be left as is); the facades of the building would change from rose-coloured to a creamy, reconstituted stone, and the neo-Bavarian castle chic of the pointy roofs replaced with geometric copper forms, like so:

Image: 1-2 Minster CourtThe buildings' "dispersed, inaccessible and defensive" features would be removed, including the Mincing Lane entrance, which would be replaced with an open piazza scattered with trees and restaurants (see the second image in this article).

Other changes in the redevelopment — now in the first phase of public consultation — would include a new cultural venue, the Basement Box, and (because it wouldn't be a city redevelopment without one) a public rooftop terrace. We can't find mention of what might happen to Dollar, Yen and Sterling, the three bronze horses currently stabled at the Mincing Lane entrance.

This is not an out and out demolition job, but 1-2 Minster Court would look very different post-op — 40% of it gone (the retained 60% includes non-visible stuff like basements and foundations too). While some will actively welcome the proposed revamp, voices of dissent are brewing. Says one commentator on the Skyscraper City website: "I'm surprised Minster Court hasn't been submitted for listing. In my opinion, it is one of the most visually interesting iterations of post modern architecture anywhere."

Another says about the plans: "That's awful.. what a downgrade."

"I think this proposal will generate a lot of backlash... just because of the current site's unique and quite interesting design," says someone else, "Wouldn't be surprised if a #saveminstercourt campaign is formed in the coming months."

If it is, will you join — or are you happy to let the facelift commence?

You can read the full redevelopment plans here.

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The outfit worn by Swift on the Speak Now (Taylor's Version) album cover, and the ukulele she played on the Speak Now tourA fantastically well-crafted new display at the V&A Museum showcases dresses, boots, and musical instruments belonging to singer-songwriter Taylor Swift.

Rather than taking the form of a traditional exhibition, Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail is a series of 13 individual exhibits throughout the sprawling museum, dotted across different floors and wings — it's a fair amount of walking, so maybe leave the cowboy boots at home. The cynical interpretation of this layout is that it's a ploy to get people visiting corners of the V&A they wouldn't normally see. In reality, it goes deeper than that, with each position exquisitely chosen to reflect and enhance the meaning of the objects on display.

Costume from The Man, flanked by goddesses - and looked down on by men.Costumes and clips from the music video for The Man — in which Swift dresses up as a man to decry how differently the media would portray her actions were she male — are cleverly flanked by statues of the goddesses Venus and Diana. A sequinned cape from the Reputation Tour takes centre stage in a room in the British Galleries which is usually home to The Three Graces, subtly turning a space usually reserved for female muses over to a female creator. The Fortnight dress from most recent album The Tortured Poets Department attracts a lot of attention beneath a staircase leading to the National Art Library, home to works by several famous poets. 'Sister' albums Folklore and Evermore are located in adjacent rooms. A dress from the Speak Now era — an album on which Swift is the sole songwriter — is the only display in the room it sits in.

A sequinned robe and serpent microphone represent the Reputation eraPerhaps most perfectly — or at least, most likely to be appreciated by Swifties — is the placement of artefacts relating to the Midnights album and Swift's rerecords of her own earlier works. A textile vault which is normally closed to the public has been opened for the occasion (for the uninitiated, Swift tends to add previously unreleased 'From the Vault' tracks on to each of her rerecorded albums). It's in here that we find magazine covers featuring Swift, and some of her vinyl covers, as well as further dresses and hats, accompanied by a soundtrack of Swift's music.

The exhibition spans her whole career, right back to her debut album.There are some nods to London too, if you know where to look... which Swifties do, naturally. The Gucci boots worn by Swift at the London listening party of the Reputation album are here, as is the Oscar de la Renta dress she sported at the London premiere of her Eras Tour film last year.

Component parts of the ringmaster hat from the Red tour.As with Swift's own work, the more you look, the more there is to see. Each display is flanked by a neon strip of light draped around it, acting as an 'Invisible String', tying all of the pieces together despite their locations in far-flung corners of the museum. Even those with little knowledge of Taylor Swift can find themselves drawn in as they explore the rest of the museum, but it's at this point that a little more context would be welcome: video clips featuring the outfits would add a bit of extra depth to the displays, as would other objects besides clothing and instruments, beautiful though they are.

The dress worn by Swift to announce her Midnights albumTaylor Swift | Songbook Trail is a the V&A Museum, Saturday 27 July-Sunday 8 September 2024, and is free to visit. The Eras Tour returns to Wembley Stadium for five nights in August, and there's currently a Taylor on Tour free photo exhibition in Wembley Park.

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All weekendTaylor Swift | Songbook Trail opens at the V&A on Saturday. Image courtesy of TAS Rights Management, LLCLOOKING FOR LEONARDO: When the founders of Dulwich Picture Gallery began assembling the collection in the 19th century, they were determined to find a masterpiece by the artist and inventor, Leonardo da Vinci. It proved difficult, a story that is told in new display, Looking for Leonardo: The Quest for a Renaissance Masterpiece. 23 July-26 January

OLYMPICS: The summer of sport isn't over yet! The Olympics take place in Paris, with gymnastics, basketball, beach volleyball, fencing and surfing among the events happening this weekend. As France is only one hour ahead of the UK, everything's happening at a decent hour for us Londoners, with many venues in the capital broadcasting the latest action on large screens throughout the competition. From 26 July

WING FEST: Arrive hungry at the London Stadium for Wing Fest, apparently the world's largest chicken wing festival, with 45 different street food traders, restaurants and BBQ teams serving up their best chicken wings. Tickets include live music, DJs, bands, entertainment, rides, games, axe throwing and eating competitions. 26-28 July

RIVER STAGE: This weekend sees the final incarnation of 2024's River Stage, a programme of free performances on a pop-up stage on South Bank outside the National Theatre. It's the NT itself curating this weekend's programme, so expect family-friendly theatre, dance performances, live music, workshops for all ages, an NT Live screening of Dear England, and backstage tours of the building. FREE, 26-28 July

FAMILY STREET HUNT: Keep the whole family entertained this summer with one of StreetHunt Games' challenges, designed to get you out and about exploring London while working as a team to solve clues. The Case of Colombia's Finest (starting near Fleet Street) needs you to investigate a crime in a coffee company, while in Will Breaker (starting in Holborn) you need to solve a series of brain teasers in order to obtain your inheritance. Suitable for families, teens, couples, or groups of colleagues looking for a unique work social. (sponsor)

It's the final weekend of this year's River Stage. Photo: Camilla GreenwellTAYLOR SWIFT: Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift is celebrated in a new, free trail at the V&A Museum. Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail consists of 13 stops around the museum, each showcasing some of her costumes, props, instruments or awards. It opens on Saturday, and it's likely to be very busy this first weekend — particularly as there's no entry fee. FREE, from 27 July

LAVENDER HARVEST: For one weekend, Carshalton Lavender invites the public to descend on its allotment, and pick their own lavender — just remember to bring some secateurs or scissors to do your snipping with. 27-28 July

MICHELANGELO: On at the British Museum, Michelangelo: the last decades focuses on the last 30 years of the artist's life, when he'd left Florence to live in Rome. The exhibition features preparatory drawings for the Last Judgment as well as the recently conserved Epifania — one of only two surviving cartoons by the artist — and this is your last weekend to see it. Until 28 July

AFRIQUE EN CIRQUE: Part of Southbank Centre's You Belong With Me summer series, Afrique en Cirque closes this weekend. Inspired by life in Guinea, expect a blend of acrobatics, artistry and Afro-jazz rhythms. Age 8+. *24-28 July*

Saturday 27 JulyShingai headlines Sundaes in the Park... on SaturdayPORTRAIT WORKSHOP: Looking to improve your portrait drawing skills? Artist Zoe Toolan leads a one-day Experimental Portrait Workshop, for artists who already have some experience in portraiture. Over the course of the day, create two experimental portraits and a series of sketches of a sitter, using different drawing mediums and picking up new skills as you go. 10am-5pm (sponsor)

CBEEBIES PROM: This year's Proms programme is well underway, and today the Royal Albert Hall hosts two CBeebies Proms, for younger music fans and their families. Duggee, Bluey, and the Octonauts all make appearances, while the Southbank Sinfonia, BBC Singers and CBeebies East London Schools' Choir perform, in a show celebrating the natural world. 11am/3pm

DRAG BRUNCH: Winner of the fourth series of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, Danny Beard hosts today's drag brunch at Between the Bridges on South Bank. Ticket includes an hour of bottomless bubbly, and food is available to buy from food trucks on site. 11.30am-3pm

SUNDAES IN THE PARK: Ben & Jerry's Sundaes In The Park Festival returns to London for the first time in over a decade, pitching up at Chiswick House and Gardens for a day of live music headlined by Shingai (from the Noisettes), along with vintage theatre acts and cabaret performances and other entertainment. Despite the festival's name, it takes place on a Saturday. 12pm-10pm

GARAGE ORCHESTRA BRUNCH: Tuck into a two-course brunch (fish and chips, cheeseburger, waffles and steak are among the options) while the House & Garage Orchestra performs late '90s & early '00s hits. Takes place at The Anthologist near Bank. 12pm

HEART OF PRIDE: Coinciding with Waltham Forest Pride 2024, the William Morris Gallery in Walthamstow hosts a Heart of Pride family day. Join storyteller Luke Saydon for interactive storytelling sessions throughout the day, combining music, movement and colours to celebrate everyone's individuality. Aimed at 5-12 year olds and their families. FREE, 1pm-4pm

Electric Summer Festival takes place in Canary WharfSMARTPHONE PORTRAITS: 11-16 year olds are invited to Leighton House for a portrait photography workshop using smartphones. Learn how to take your own portraits, inspired by Sambourne's street photography showcased in the venue's current exhibition, Out in Paris. 2pm-4pm

ELECTRIC SUMMER FESTIVAL: Electric Shuffle Canary Wharf hosts the Electric Summer Festival, with Brazilian singer-songwriter Lucas Berloff belting out summer classics accompanied by a live saxophonist. A two-hour bottomless brunch session includes a Paloma slushie cocktail on arrival, a bottle of prosecco (or four beers) per person and unlimited sourdough pizza. 2pm-5pm

METALBREW: Heavy metal music and craft beer combine to form Metalbrew — a festival that's been rocking Hendon to its core for two decades now. Bands on the bill include Leaf Hound, Heavy Sentence and Parish, whileamong beers being poured is the specially-brewed MetalBrew from East London Brewing Company. 12pm-10.30pm

SOUL CITY: Regular Saturday night event Soul City breaks free from its home at Camden's Jazz Cafe, for a special summer afternoon at new venue Camden Courtyard. Dance the afternoon and evening away to house and disco, with cocktail bars and street food stalls nearby. At 10.30pm, the party moves back to the Jazz Cafe, and keeps going until the small hours. 3pm-3am

WOMEN'S CYCLING: Herne Hill Velodrome hosts Women's League cycling today — come cheer on racers while enjoying Volcano coffee and local craft brews from Jan's Cafe. 5.30pm-9pm

GRIEF COMEDY: Alison Larkin offers a preview of her show Grief... A Comedy, before she takes it up to Edinburgh. It's the story of how she found true love for the first time in her 50s, with an Indian climate scientist who had also immigrated to the US. Then, he died... 6.45pm

DAVID DUCHOVNY: Musician-actor-author David Duchovny (best known as Fox Mulder on The X-Files) is joined on stage by his band, for a live performance at Shepherd's Bush Empire. Hear songs from his 2021 album, Gestureland: a blend of 70s California pop, alternative rock, folk and country sounds. 7.30pm

TWILIGHT SAGA: All five films in the Twilight saga series are shown back to back through the night at the Prince Charles Cinema, in an event lasting close to 11 hours. Kristen Stewart plays high school student Bella who moves to a new town and enters into a romance with a local vampire. 10.45pm

Sunday 28 JulyHouse & Garage Orchestra brunch takes place at The Anthologist on SaturdayHOT AIR BALLOONS: Today's the final standby date for this year's balloon regatta, which sees up to 50 balloons of all shapes and sizes taking off from Battersea Park at dawn. Whether it goes ahead depends on weather conditions. There's no public access to the launch site, but if you're awake early, turn your eyes to the skies over London to get a glimpse. From 5am

VIETNAMESE BRUNCH: Shoreditch's Viet Grill recently started doing a Sunday brunch, featuring the likes of Hanoi steamed rolls or beef pho, served with a Vietnamese iced coffee or freshly-pressed sugar cane drink for £18. It's weekly, and runs 11am-7pm

STRAWBERRY HILL TOUR: Twice a month, there are Sunday morning tours of Strawberry Hill House in Twickenham, a Georgian Gothic building designed by Horace Walpole. Learn about the house's history, view its splendid interiors, and hear stories of some of the people who have lived there — and the novel it inspired. 10am

FAMILY SUNDAY: The new Museum of Homelessness in Finsbury Park hosts Family Sunday, with storytelling sessions centred around objects in the museum's collection, leading the way into discussions around topics such as how people become homeless, and how others can help them. FREE, 12pm-3pm

Last chance to see Afrique en Cirque at Southbank CentreMINDFUL CRAFTERNOON: Colour expert and Londonist contributor Momtaz Begum-Hossain hosts a special edition of her monthly mindful crafting workshop to celebrate the event's first birthday, at the Well Bean Co cafe in Royal Docks. Go along to learn a new crafting skill (each session covers a different craft) and spend a couple of hours in a relaxed environment. All materials are provided, and sessions are donations-based, with money raised going to suicide-prevention charity CALM. 3pm-6pm

*MARTINI SUNDAYS: Fancy rounding off the weekend with an expertly made martini? You could do a lot worse than a Martini Sunday in the swanky surroundings of the Library Bar at the Lanesborough Hotel in Mayfair, where £19 gets you a bespoke drink made with Edinburgh Gin Cannonball Navy Strength, plus live music from pianist Kwaku. From 6pm*

CUTTY SARK COMEDY: Head to the lower hold of the Cutty Sark in Greenwich for an evening of comedy in an unexpected venue. Lebanese-American comedian Janine Harouni headlines, with Will Rowland and Neil O'Rourke also on the bill. 6.30pm-8.30pm

OUTDOOR THEATRE: Cycling theatre troupe the Handlebards seem to be ubiquitous in London this summer. Tonight, it's the turn of Dulwich Picture Gallery to host them, for an open-air performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream in the gardens. Take along your own chair or blanket, and a picnic to tuck into as you watch. 7pm-9pm

RAP BATTLE FINALS: Boxpark Wembley hosts the Pengame Rap Battle semi-finals and finals, with £5,000 up for grabs for the winner. It's Sevs V Skamz and DrizzGB V Ren DMC in the semis, with the winner from each round going on to the final showdown. 5pm-11pm

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Talk about a bendy bus: Caspar Philips's bus sculpture is actual size.Something strange is going down in east London.

A (very) bendy bus has got its back up in Spitalfields. A contorting telephone box at Old Street offers a different definition of a folding phone, while a nearby bench reaches for the skies.

At last! A bench that automatically dissuades anyone else from sitting next to you. The sculptures are part of a campaign from Samsung, who continue their mission to make folding phones de rigueur again, and very clever it is too — look, they've got us writing an article about it.

We've heard of folding phones but this is ridiculous.The bus sculpture in Bishops Square, Spitalfields (it's the size of a real single decker bus) is created by Caspar Philips and made out of recycled bits of real buses.

Meanwhile on Clapham Common you'll find another warped bench — plus a genuflecting lamppost, from designer Jem Hughes. In a London where temporary sculptures are now ten a penny, and quality varies, this lot are a heck of a lot of fun. Any chance we could keep them?

Kind of want this as a bedside lamp now...The sculptures are in situ until the end of Saturday 27 July — so if you're in the area, be sure to go and get a snap.

All images courtesy PinPep/Samsung

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28 different colours were used in the eye-catching artwork. Photo: Gareth GardnerAn area outside London Bridge station has been given a splash of colour, with a new mosaic mural unveiled this week.

In a River a Thousand Streams by artist Adam Nathaniel Furman can be found outside the entrance to the National Rail station, alongside the bus station, right beneath The Shard. You won't miss it — it's an impressive 57 metres long, and is made from 250,000 individual glass pieces in 28 different colours, put together in a mosaic style.

Photo: Gareth GardnerAs suggested by the artwork's title, it's a reference to the nearby Thames, as well as the station itself, both locations where flows of people converge to enter the City (it's estimated that 21 million people pass the site of the mural every year).

70 people worked on putting the piece together at London School of Mosaics in Camden, before it was installed in its new home. It's expected to last for at least 150 years (that is, if the bus station is there that long) and who knows what the surrounding area will look like by then? Maybe it'll be dug up by archaeologists one day, like this stunning Roman mosaic unearthed nearby.

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Left: The current tower occupied by HSBC. Image: Matt Brown. Right: The reimagined tower. Image: KiasmCanary Wharf's second most-famous tower could be getting a radical new look.

Plans have been announced to knock huge chunks out of 8 Canada Square, commonly known as the HSBC Tower. The Norman Foster-designed skyscraper opened in 2002, becoming one of the first skyscrapers to join the pyramid-topped 1 Canada Square in what is now a dense cluster.

Now the curvy oblong is set for change. Anchor tenants HSBC are set to move out in 2027, to smaller premises near St Paul's. This presents an opportunity for the building's owners, the Qatar Investment Authority, to modernise the building which, by then, will be a quarter-century old.

Image: KiasmNew plans from US architecture firm Kohn Pedersen Fox show a complete reworking of the tower. Most strikingly, huge chunks will be removed, Jenga-style, to present a series of roof terraces and balconies. The scheme would also see a playful remodelling of the base.

Image: KiasmUp to now, the building has been a massive pile of bank. The reset would keep some office space but add in cultural space, leisure facilities and — a rarity in this part of town — a public viewing gallery.

The owners and Canary Wharf Group are hoping to move with the times. The well-noted reduction in demand for office space since the pandemic has been matched by greater footfall from people seeking leisure, retail and recreation. The Canary Wharf estate saw a record number of visitors last year.

If approved, work would start shortly after HSBC's withdrawal, for completion around 2030.

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Some Open House favourites are back on the programme this year © Royal Courts of JusticeThe first elements of the Open House 2024 programme have been announced, including open days, and walking and cycling tours.

The annual festival is a huge deal for architecture fans — or anyone who likes to go behind the scenes in places which are usually off-limits to the public. In the past we've found ourselves inside the St Pancras clock tower, and on the roof of TfL's former HQ at 55 Broadway as a result of Open House Festival events. Here are a few highlights from the programme that we know of so far:

  • Tours of #Merky FC HQ, a football community centre in Selhurst which was created by rapper Stormzy and Adidas to help young people of Black heritage into careers in the football industry. The centre has a full-sized 3G pitch, recording studio and gaming room;
  • Guided tours of Sri Guru Singh Sabha Gurdwara in Hounslow;
  • Studio open days, including Heatherwick Studio’s new space in King's Cross, which is home to models of some of the company's previous projects;

Walworth Town Hall has now been completely restored. © Feix & Merlin* Buildings on the programme for the first time, including the former British Sailors' Society Mission in Stepney, now converted into private homes, and Walworth Town Hall, which has been restored after a fire in 2013; * Guided tours of the normally-private Herbarium at Kew Gardens (the fancy gated building overlooking Kew Green) * Historic buildings which are staples on the Open House programme: the Royal Courts of Justice and Temple Bar are confirmed so far; * Events, including a National Portrait Gallery late celebrating the building's architecture, a guided walk across Home Park Water Meadows in Hampton Court, a tour of the murals and Grade II listed mosaic mural on Broadwater Farm Estate, a walking tour looking at how the tube shaped London, and dedicated British Sign Language events developed with Deaf Architecture Front founder Chris Laing.

It's not all about buildings - take a tour of the water meadows at Hampton Court. © Laura NeeThe full Open House 2024 programme is due to be announced on 21 August (and believe us, we're counting down the days). In the meantime, peruse last year's highlights, which included tours of the BT Tower, Prince Henry's Room on Fleet Street, and the London Fire Brigade Memorial Hall — though of course, there's no guarantees that the same venues will take part this year. But that's all part of the fun.

Previously, Open House took place over a single weekend, but it's grown in recent years. Open House 2024 takes place 14-22 September, and we're promised 700 open days and events across all 33 London boroughs. Magnificent.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of the RAF Museum.

Eyes up at the RAF Museum this summer — not just for the museum's impressive collection of planes, but for aerial theatre performance Trailblazers, which tells the stories of unsung heroes from aviation history.

The specially-commissioned show comes from award-winning children's theatre troupe Highly Sprung Productions, whose cast members soar and glide through the air above you, entertaining and enthralling children (and adults, too).

Take the whole family along to hear stories of well-known figures like Amelia Earhart, but also obscure pioneers like brave Bessie Coleman. The immersive experience is designed to challenge preconceptions and celebrate resilience, courage and innovation. It will leave kids wanting to learn more about the people featured.

Which is handy, when you think about where the show takes place. The RAF Museum is home to six hangars packed full of history, along with two cafes and a gift shop to help you make a day of it this summer. And, as we can personally testify, it has a pretty awesome aviation-themed playground, too!

Summer Flying Theatre - Trailblazers takes place inside Hangar 4 at the RAF Museum London, every Wednesday-Sunday, 25 July-1 September 2024, 11am and 2pm. Tickets from £10, advance booking required. The show is suitable for age 4+.

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Image: M@/LondonistRotherhithe museum will close in September 2024 for a major refit.

The Brunel Museum celebrates the Thames Tunnel, the first tunnel under a major river anywhere in the world, which was built by the father-and-son team of Marc and Isambard Kingdom Brunel from the 1820s. A major refit has long been on the cards, and we now know more about the plans.

Two years ago, the museum received £1.85 million in Lottery funding to help with the endeavour. The money will be used for a number of upgrades, including:

  • Restoring the existing Engine House building back to its former glory
  • Building a new 'Welcome Pavilion' with a café, shop and accessible facilities
  • Creating a programme of free community events
  • Displaying a collection of 30 watercolours known as the Thames Tunnel Archive for the first time

The museum will close in September 2024 so a year's worth of work can go ahead.

Image: Brunel MuseumThis 'Brunel Museum Reinvented' project will hopefully be completed by summer 2025, in time for the 200th anniversary of construction commencing on the Thames Tunnel.

Before closure, the museum will celebrate with a range of activities over the summer. Watch our listings for more details.

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Read a full interview with the show's curator (and creator of the incredible Fiesta Transformer sculpture), Hetain Patel, in this week's Londonist: Croydon Edit newsletter, which publishes on the morning of Thursday 18 July.

Hetain Patel's Fiesta Transformer sculpture, occupying itself with some toy cars."It's like the Summer Exhibition but better" myself and Londonist art critic Tabish Khan concluded as we wandered around the press preview of Come As You Really Are.

The free exhibition — which runs at the pop-up 'Hobby Cave', located in the former Milan Bar on Croydon High Street from 18 July-20 October 2024 — is surely the most eclectic show to grace London for a while; an eye-opening juxtaposition of people's collections (plastic bags, cigarette packets, My Little Ponies), twinned with remarkable artistic endeavours (pom pom carpets, mosaics of celebrities, cosplay outfits).

Look out too for the Spider-Man outfits, created by Hetain Patel himself, as well as his Fiesta Transformer sculpture (which is exactly what it sounds like it is), and his new 'Somerset Road' piece, a Ford Escort wrapped in a hand-tufted patterned rug. This show is both life-affirming and a hell of a lot of fun.

Come As You Really Are is in Croydon till October, and 100% worth making the trip (even if you have to trek across London — maybe work it into a tram pub crawl). After that, it goes on tour across the UK.

Enjoy these photos, and check out our interview with curator Hetain Patel, in our Londonist: Croydon Edit newsletter, dropping on the morning of Thursday 18 July.

Come As You Really Are, Hobby Cave (Grants building), 18 July- 20 October 2024, Wednesday-Sunday, free

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Competition time!

Fancy levelling up your picnic game? The lovely folks at The Royal Parks — the charity that cares for such iconic green spaces as Hyde Park, Kensington Gardens and Primrose Hill, to name but a few — has it covered. They're giving our readers the chance to win an incredible bundle of goodies, carefully curated to keep everyone entertained in the great outdoors.

Worth a whopping £236, this bag of swag is chock-full of treasures from The Royal Parks Shop. These include a beautiful (and waterproof!) Tweedmill picnic blanket, Royal Parks-branded water bottles, and Cartwright & Butler sweet treats, alongside two lovely books, so you can peruse Royal Parks postcards or vintage picnic photography as you graze. There are activity cards and stickers to keep the kids happy, plus a foldable flyer for frisbee games.

The picnic bundle reflects The Royal Parks Shop's mission to showcase small, sustainable and environmentally-conscious businesses. Take that picnic blanket, for example — it's made from pure wool by expert weavers at a family-run business based in North Wales. The prize also includes a rather special keyring: a golden capsule of bee food syrup to help revive any exhausted bee you might encounter during your picnic.

There's loads more to discover in The Royal Parks Shop, which you'll find alongside the Boating House by the Serpentine in Hyde Park. Every purchase you make helps The Royal Parks charity maintain 5,000 acres of public green space across London — but if you fancy getting your hands on a load of freebies first, simply enter our competition via the form below by 11.59pm on Monday 29 July. Terms and conditions apply*.

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All weekendWatch Tudor jousting at Hampton Court Palace. Image © Historic Royal PalacesPARADOX MUSEUM: 50 interactive exhibits and 25 rooms make up the Paradox Museum, a new venue on Brompton Road in Knightsbridge. Reverse rooms, a giant kaleidoscope and a mirror maze are among the experiences, which are suitable for all ages. From 17 July

DINOSAUR GARDEN: Be among the first to see the Natural History Museum's new Evolution Garden — or 'Dinosaur Garden' — outside its main entrance, on its first weekend open to the public. Wend your way through sunken paths, along an immersive timeline of plants, geology, and representations of reptiles, birds and mammals. Oh, and it's home to a huge bronze cast of a dinosaur skeleton too. FREE, from 18 July

HYPER JAPAN FESTIVAL: Love all things Japanese? Get yourself to Hyper Japan, a celebration of Japanese culture at Olympia London this weekend. Live performances, a market, food and drink stalls and a sake experience are all part of the fun. 19-21 July

RIVER STAGE: The Rambert Dance Company curates this weekend's programme at the open-air (and free!) River Stage outside the National Theatre. Drop by throughout the weekend for dance performances and workshops including an excerpt from the Peaky Blinders stage adaptation. FREE, 19-21 July

Hyper Japan is at Olympia London all weekendBBC PROMS: This year's BBC Proms is now underway, with three events at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. The BBC Concert Orchestra celebrates the Disco movement on Saturday night, followed by British choral groups The King's Singers and VOCES8 on Sunday morning, and a celebration of Sir Mark Elder's last season as Music Director after 25 years in the role on Sunday evening. For all your info on tickets, highlights, promming and the like, peruse our guide to the BBC Proms 2024. 19 July-14 September

FOOD FESTIVAL: Eat your way around the world at the National Geographic Traveller Food Festival, at the Business Design Centre in Islington. Hear from cookbook authors including Yui Miles and Denai Moore, and watch live cooking demos and masterclasses, so you can attempt to recreate your favourite dishes at home. 20-21 July

ICE WEEKEND: Once a year, the London Canal Museum in King's Cross holds an ice weekend, celebrating the space where ice was stored before the days of refrigeration. Descend by ladder into an Victorian ice well (Sunday only) and take part in all manner of ice-themed activities back above ground. 20-21 July

ENSEMBLE FESTIVAL: Ensemble, a free outdoor performance festival from Newham-based arts organisation Certain Blacks, takes place at Royal Victoria Docks all weekend. Among the performers are contemporary circus company NoFit State Circus, and Gorilla Circus, whose show combines acrobatics, street dance and roller skating, performed on a giant moving treadmill. Check out the full schedule. FREE, 20-21 July

Flags at the ready: Proms season is upon us. Image: Royal Albert HallHENRY VIII'S JOUST: Cheer on your favourite knight — or even a king — at Henry VIII's Joust at Hampton Court Palace. The recreation of a Tudor event from 1533 sees daredevil tricks performed on horseback, along with falconry displays and food and drink stalls. 20-21 July

LONDON E-PRIX: All-electric vehicles take over the area around Royal Docks and ExCeL for the London E-Prix all weekend. The track partially goes inside the ExCeL Centre itself, and there's a fan village, live music and kids' area for spectators. 20-21 July

THE LAST CARAVAGGIO: The National Gallery's display, The Last Caravaggio, showcases the last known work of Italian painter Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio. It's the first time The Martyrdom of Saint Ursula has been on display in London for 20 years — and this weekend is your last chance to see it. FREE, until 21 July

GREAT ESCAPES: Also closing this weekend is The National Archives' current exhibition, Great Escapes, about prisoners of war and civilians who were confined to internment camps during the second world war. Some managed to escape physically, while others remained trapped but found freedom in creative endeavours such as art and theatre productions, or in writing letters to loved ones. FREE, until 21 July

Saturday 20 JulyCatch an open-air Shakespeare performance at Brixton WindmillANTIQUES MARKET: Get up early and head to north-west London for the Wembley Park Antiques Market. Browse through antiques, collectables, vintage homeware, jewellery, furniture and more — all inside a covered car park, meaning you don't need to worry about the weather. 9am-3pm

CART MARKING CEREMONY: One of London's quirkier events is the Ceremony of Cart Marking, a 500+ year old tradition by the Worshipful Company of Carmen. See a collection of handcarts, horses and carts, steam-driven, electric, solar-powered and hydrogen vehicles on display at Guildhall, with Livery Masters and Court Assistants in their official robes, chains and hats. FREE, 10am-3pm

MAKING MASKS: The British Museum offers a free mask-making session to children aged 5+ and their families, inspired by objects in the museum's collection. Choose from ancient Egypt, the Aztecs, ancient Greece, Persia, Peru or Japan, and learn about the objects before using a tablet to create your own design. FREE, 10am-4pm

CRICK DISCOVERY DAY: Scientific institute The Crick invites the public inside for a family-friendly Discovery Day, including hands-on experiments, science shows, and a chance to interview a scientist. FREE, 11am-4pm

JAZZ AND FOOD FESTIVAL: Greenwich Peninsula holds a free-entry Jazz & Food Festival. In addition to live music and New Orleans-inspired food stalls, there's a vinyl market and a children's drumming workshop, among other activities throughout the day. A new mini golf course has just opened in the area too. 11am-7pm

WINE CAR BOOT: Coal Drops Yard in King's Cross hosts the Wine Car Boot, a market where each car boot or stall is an independent wine retailer, importer or producer with a selection of their current favourite wines for you to taste and buy. 12pm-8pm

LATIN MUSIC FESTIVAL: Taking place at Walpole Park in Ealing, Latino Life In The Park claims to be the UK's largest Latin American music festival, with five stages of live music throughout the day — including Colombian Independence Day celebrations on the main stage. 12pm-10pm

Hak Baker performs at Somerset House Summer SeriesBACKGAMMON TOURNAMENT: The Andover Arms pub in Hammersmith hosts a backgammon tournament, with anyone welcome to enter (though you must do so by Friday to take part). There's a £5 entry fee, with prizes to be won. 2pm-8pm

LONDON'S QUEER HISTORY: Queer people have lived in London since its founding. Hear their stories on this Museum of London guided walk, which takes you through the City, spanning the periods through Roman occupation, the medieval period, and the English Civil War, telling stories of queer struggle alongside queer love and joy. Starts at the Royal Exchange and ends in Farringdon. 3pm

BUSH COMEDY FESTIVAL: Today's the final day of west London's Bush Comedy Festival, with seven different shows taking place throughout this afternoon and evening — beginning with Comedy Club 4 Kids. Later on, Emma Sidi, Paul Williams, Desiree Burch and Matt Forde are among the comedians offering solo WIP shows. 3pm-10pm

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING: Dress for the weather and head to Brixton Windmill for an open-air production of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing. Six actors in full Elizabethan costumes and a two-storey set take over Windmill Gardens for the show. 6pm

HAK BAKER: The Somerset House Summer Series comes to a close this weekend, and although tomorrow night's concert has sold out, there are still tickets available to see east London singer and rapper Hak Baker headlining the stage in the Somerset House courtyard tonight. Doors 7.30pm

COMEDY FESTIVAL FINALE: Another comedy bonanza coming to a close today is Balham Comedy Festival. The final show includes Joe Wells, Roger Monkhouse, Alexandra Haddow and Michael Odewale, with John Moloney as compere. Takes place at The Bedford in Balham. 8.30pm-11pm

SCARED TO DANCE: American musician John Grant is the guest DJ at tonight's Scared to Dance, an alternative club night playing post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music. Takes place at the Shacklewell Arms in Dalston. *11pm*

Sunday 21 JulyIt's the first weekend of the Paradox MuseumHOT AIR BALLOONS: Cross your fingers that the weather's clement enough to allow dozens of hot air balloons to take to the skies in the early hours. The Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta was cancelled due to high winds two Sundays ago — if it goes ahead today, the flotilla takes off from Battersea Park in the early hours of the morning, and is a sight well worth seeing. FREE, from 5am

PETER AND THE WOLF: Introduce children to classical music and instruments at Opera Holland Park's family-friendly performances of Prokofiev's composition Peter and the Wolf. Storytelling, dance and spoken word also feature in the show, which lasts just 30 minutes and takes place in Opera Holland Park's auditorium. 10am/1pm

LORD OF THE RINGS: Not feeling Sunday? Miss it entirely by heading to the Prince Charles Cinema for a screening of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Extended Editions. It's all three films, shown back to back, in a marathon screening lasting more than 12 hours. 10.30am-11pm

DEEP DIVE: The newly-opened Museum of Homelessness in Finsbury Park now has an events programme up and running, including the monthly Deep Dive, a current affairs programme about homelessness hosted by the museum's directors Matt and Jess, along with special guests. Full details of this month's edition TBC at time of writing. FREE, 11am-12pm

The Soho Waiters' Race is part of the Soho Village Fete. Image: The Soho SocietySOHO VILLAGE FETE: A tug of war between the police and fire brigade, a best in show where pooches must dress like royalty, and a music stage are all part of the Soho Village Fete. But surely the highlight is the Soho Waiters' Race, which sees serving staff from different restaurants legging it around the area while balancing a bottle of fizz, wine glass and ashtray on their tray. FREE, 12pm-6pm

GARDEN TOUR: Take a guided tour around the gardens of Fulham Palace, learning how the space was used by successive Bishops of London. It's also a chance to see what the current garden team is working on, and view some of the unusual plant specimens kept there. Age 14+. 12.30pm-1.45pm

THE DANCE EXCHANGE: Southbank Centre hosts The Dance Exchange, a day of street dance workshops and performances, hosted by Chilly of Rain Crew UK. It's open to all ages, with intergenerational dancing very much encouraged. FREE, 1pm

JU DOU: Victor Fan from King's College London introduces Zhang Yimou's 1990 film Ju Dou, at the Garden Cinema in central London this afternoon. The erotic, fairy tale-like story of a woman married to a murderous dye mill owner, has been likened to the fantasy worlds of Powell and Pressburger. 1.30pm

THIRD WHEELIN': Folky vocals, lush piano and multi-instrumental talents are promised from jazz trio Third Wheelin', who are performing classic jazz standards, plus their own compositions, at ArtHouse Crouch End this evening. 6.15pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Wild Swing Mini Golf opens in Greenwich PeninsulaLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Step into the 'Fungarium'More than 30 artworks on a fungi theme go on display at the 'Fungarium', an exhibition by artist Jacqueline Freeman — who describes herself as a 'mushroom nut'. Head to The Gallery at The Playroom in Archway to view her drawings and paintings.

Free, 16-21 July.

Watch 36 Shakespeare plays in 45 MinutesA printer in a hurry trips, sending all the pages of Shakespeare's First Folio scattering. Can he, with a few helping hands, reorder 36 plays in 45 minutes? This is the charming — not to mention ambitious — premise of Fix the Folio, a 45-minute play by Troubadour Stageworks, on at the Fleet Street Quarter Amphitheatre. You'll need to reserve your spot.

Free, 18 July.

Visit London's new 'dinosaur garden' (it's not officially called that but it does have a dinosaur in it, so...) © The Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonVisit London's new 'dinosaur garden'Wondered why the Natural History Museum hasn't had its festive ice rink for the last couple of winters? The space the rink used to occupy has been redeveloped into a new Evolution Garden, and it opens to the public this week. Make your way along sunken paths, via an immersive timeline of plants, geology, and representations of reptiles, birds and mammals. Oh, and it's home to a huge bronze cast of a dinosaur skeleton too.

Free, from 18 July.

Play mini golf on the cheapThere's a new mini golf course in town, and it's rather pretty. The Wild Swing Mini Golf course has been decorated with wildflowers by Lee Baker and Catherine Borowski of Graphic Rewilding, as a nod to the plants that once thrived in the pre-industrial waterways near Greenwich Marshes.

It's only £2 per person per game (under-5s go free), and all equipment is provided. Find it at Greenwich Peninsula, outside NOW Gallery (close to North Greenwich tube station). If you're in the area on Saturday, there's also a free-entry Jazz & Food Festival.

£2, 18 July-29 September.

Get an insight into the UK's hobbiesMiniature making is one of the hobbies explored. Image: Lee SmithsonThousands of objects including handmade Cosplay costumes, miniature origami, Warhammer figurines, knitted items, homemade banjos, customised Action Man dolls, collections of toys and vintage typewriters go on display in a free exhibition giving an insight into the UK's hobbies.

Come As You Really Are is the work of award-winning artist and Spider Man enthusiast Hetain Patel, and celebrates people who dedicate their spare time to making, modifying and collecting. The exhibition is the result of a public call out for information about people's hobbies and the stories behind them, and you can see it at Grants Building in Croydon until September, before it goes on tour around the UK.

Free, 18 July-20 October

Catch a free, open-air opera performanceThe penultimate Songs on the Steps performance this summer takes place on Friday, with performers from Opera Holland Park stepping out from the auditorium and into the park itself to give a free lunchtime concert, open to anyone passing by. Take a picnic blanket or chair and enjoy entertainment as you tuck into your lunchtime sarnies. It lasts around 40 minutes.

Free, 19 July.

Kickstart your weekend, Carnival-styleThings get lively at Southbank Centre on Friday evening, when the Just Vibez collective brings a Carnival party to the Riverside Stage outside the venue, with soca, steel pan, dancehall and reggae music and Carnival costumes. The event is open to all ages and you can drop in and out as you like.

Free, 19 July.

Watch free dance performances all weekendRambert curates the River Stage this weekend. Photo: Daniel SheaNot to be confused with the Riverside Stage (above), the National Theatre's River Stage (also free, open-air and located on South Bank) is back for another weekend of entertainment. This time around it's curated by the Rambert Dance Company, so expect three days of dance-centric performances and workshops hosted by drag diva Rhys' Pieces. The programme includes an excerpt of Rouge by Marion Motin, a choreographer who has worked with Christine and the Queens and Dua Lipa, as well as a Soca dance workshop that's open to everyone.

Chow down on free tea and cake at a summer festivalGrand Junction, near Warwick Avenue, hosts its summer festival on Saturday, with a slew of free events including face painting, storytelling, live music performance and free tea and cake (our favourite kind).

Free, 20 July.

Witness a 500-year-old traditional ceremonyGo see some carts get marked. Image: The Worshipful Company of CarmenOne of London's quirkier events, the Ceremony of Cart Marking takes place this Saturday, and it's open to spectators. It's a 500+ year old tradition by the Worshipful Company of Carmen, with a collection of handcarts, horses and carts, steam-driven — as well as electric, solar-powered and hydrogen — vehicles being 'marked' at Guildhall, with Livery Masters and Court Assistants in their official robes, chains and hats.

Free, 20 July.

Take the whole family along to a science discovery dayWe're huge fans of The Crick Institute, aka The Crick', a science research centre in St Pancras. It regularly has excellent exhibitions going on, but there's an extra reason to visit this Saturday when it holds a Discovery Day, aimed at 7-11 year olds and their families.

The day consists of experiments and activities, an insight into what goes on inside different immune cells, and a chance to interview a real life scientist.

Free, 20 July.

The Fungarium opens in Archway.Look out for hot air balloons in London's skiesCross your fingers for perfect weather on Sunday, as there's a chance that the Mayor of London's Hot Air Balloon Regatta will take place. In theory it's an annual event, though a combination of weather and pandemic (mainly the former) mean it hasn't taken place since 2019. Even a date earlier this month was scuppered due to high winds.

If the weather's behaving, look to the skies early in the morning to see dozens of hot air balloons taking off from Battersea Park and floating over the London skyline — they set off around 5am, and it's a sight well worth seeing.

Free, 21 July.

Attend a quaint village fete... in central London You've probably heard of the Soho Waiters' Race, when serving staff from different restaurants leg it around the area while balancing a bottle of fizz, wine glass and ashtray on their tray. But did you know that it's part of a wider event, the Soho Village Fete?

The free-entry event, organised by the Soho Society also features a tug of war between the police and fire brigade, a best in show where pooches must dress like royalty, and a music stage, among other events.

Free, 21 July.

This wacky race is back, along with the fete that goes with it. Image: __andrew via creative commonsTake a deep dive into topics around homelessnessThe newly-opened Museum of Homelessness in Finsbury Park now has an events programme up and running, including the monthly Deep Dive, a current affairs programme about homelessness hosted by the museum's directors Matt and Jess, along with special guests — full details of this month's edition TBC at time of writing.

Free, 21 July.

See one of these free exhibitions before they closeFortitude is the Royal College of Physicians' take on the Covid-19 pandemic, as told through the eyes of healthcare workers who experienced it first hand. Trainee doctors and consultants, GPs and physician associates were among those who responded to an RCP survey in January 2021, telling stories of suffering, chaos and exhaustion — but also, compassion, courage and joy.

Free, until 18 July.

The National Gallery's The Last Caravaggio, showcases the last known work of Italian painter Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio. It's the first time The Martyrdom of Saint Ursula has been on display in London for 20 years — and this week is your last chance to see it.

Free, until 21 July.

Also closing this week is The National Archives' current exhibition, Great Escapes, about prisoners of war and civilians who were confined to internment camps during the second world war. Some managed to escape physically, while others remained trapped but found freedom in creative endeavours such as art and theatre productions, or in writing letters to loved ones.

Free, until 21 July.

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Image: Matt Brown"What's the worst thing about London", according to people in decades gone by.

This is a positive website. We like to celebrate the best that London has to offer. But throw in an historical edge, and we're quite happy dabbling in the dirtier side of the city.

To that end, we used the newspaper archives to look at what Londoners (and visitors) of the past had to gripe about. Clearly, olden times London had a lot of awful problems, such as plague, crushing poverty and (latterly) bombs falling out of the sky. But people tended to grumble more about everyday stuff. Here, then, are some of the "worst things about London" of yesteryear. How many are still with us?

1886: "The worst thing about London is that its heart is seething with unfortunates of every kind and nation. The refuse of the wasted lives of the whole United Kingdom has flowed in large streams to the Capital, and a large reservoir of misery is of course the natural result." - Oban Times, 27 Feb

1902: "The worst feature of London: Its villainous service of omnibus traffic. No other metropolis in the world would stand such an antediluvian system." Three foreigners, American, French and Austrian, interviewed by the Evening Post, 26 Dec> Buses were still largely horse-drawn at this point, and frequently caught in jams. An omnibus omnishambles.

1907: "The worst thing about London is the depression of spirit caused by the omnipresent dirt, the mud-stained gloom of the murky house fronts, the total cessation of all idea of neatness at the door step as though the public domain was a void of things with which nobody had any concern." - Bolton Evening News, 2 Feb

These days, London wears its dirt with pride. Image: Matt Brown1913: "The worst thing about London — having to wear a clean collar every day." School child on being interviewed about a trip to London. Daily Citizen, 16 May

1934: "The collection and disposal of refuse is one of London's biggest problems." London Gossip and News, 13 Aug

1940: "One of London's biggest problems — evacuating the homeless from the East End — is causing more and more concern to the authorities." Daily Mirror, 19 Sep> It took almost a year from the second world war's declaration before the bombing raids of the Blitz began. By then, many residents, including families, had decided to stay put rather than evacuate.

1957: "What has for many years now been one of London's biggest problems — lack of accommodation for visitors." Belfast News-Letter, 4 May> Hotel space seems to have been an issue in the 1950s, with the sector not keeping apace with developments in international travel.

1981: "The worst things about London are the traffic and the litter." According to a survey of visiting businessmen. Evening Standard, 30 Nov>Two issues many would complain about in any era. The 70s and 80s were, however, particularly bad for litter in central London.

Ah, the North Circular. Image: Matt Brown1988: "The biggest problem in London is the price of property for young people." Proms organiser John Drummond, Fulham and Hammersmith Chronicle, 21 Jul

You should try the 2020s, mate.

1991: "One of the worst things about London is the lack of civic pride. But one of the best things is that a lot of people are trying to change it." *Shirley Porter in the Marylebone Mercury, 4 Jul

  • Among her complaints is the scrapping of historic county names, like Middlesex, in favour of "silly fads".

1995: "The worst thing about London, I think, is the tipping system. We have no such system in Japan. It is difficult for me." Yusuke Tadaki, a "token tourist" interviewed in The Independent, 5 May> Tipping is still uncommon in Japan.

1998: "Tap anyone on the shoulder and ask what is the worst thing about London and he will cry 'The Tube'." Simon Jenkins, Evening Standard, 23 Jan> Jenkins, as is his wont, immediately alienates half his potential readership with his pronoun choice.

2001: "One of the worst things about London is that you have to start your evenings out really early." Evening Standard, 23 Nov.

The comment is by a random punter, Jennifer Ramsay (33), found sipping coffee outside Bar Italia. Her problem was the difficulty of getting home later on, which would be partly addressed by the introduction of the Night Tube in 2016.

2002: "What I hate about London is first of all the fact that every single thing is man-made. It's concrete and pavements and roads. Secondly, I hate the traffic — the congestion. The third thing I hate is the aggression, the lack of humanity, the lack of sociability." Daily Telegraph, 30 Nov> The comment comes from Mark Leatham, founder of company Merchant Gourmet, who seems to not like London very much at all.

2003: "The worst thing about London is the lack of a good, reliable transport system." Survey results presented in the Evening Standard, 22 Jul> I seem to remember the Tube being pretty reliable around then compared to other rail networks, although I am an optimist.

This means you, Neil. Image: Matt Brown2008: "Worst thing about London: Having a standing order with the local council to pay my parking tickets, bus lanes and everything. When I park the car I feel like they are round the corner waiting to pounce and interrogate me. You don't get that up north." The Independent, 10 May> This is according to Football manager Neil Warnock, who should probably try not driving in bus lanes or parking illegally. Or perhaps get a bike.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

Camden High Street Could Be PedestrianisedPlans to close thoroughfare to traffic.

What's At The End Of The Tube Map?Oddities to spot at every terminus.

A Rare Chance To Visit The Famous Abbey Road StudiosAn Hour or Two in the Life.

Image: Abbey Road StudiosIt's Au Revoir For Piccadilly's Modernist French Railways HouseBuilding on which Ernő Goldfinger worked is set to tumble.

Image: Alex Liivet via creative commonsThis Free Exhibition Is All About Celebrating The Next Generation Of Young CreativesOrigins Creatives is back. (sponsor)

© Vibes Art LTD.Eurostar Snow Service Returns To Whisk Londoners To French Ski Resorts This WinterNews comes after rumours that ski trains would end.

Image: EurostarYou Can Now Have Afternoon Tea Inside Brixton PrisonTea and scones behind locked doors.

Image: The Clink/David Anstiss via creative commonsA Christmas Cocktail Pop-Up Is Coming To London... This AugustDon't shoot the messenger.

Battle of the metropolises! Croydon vs ArnhemIt's England Vs the Netherlands all over again.

Images: Raimond Spekking and Peter Trimming via creative commonsImberbus: Ride Vintage London Buses Over Salisbury Plain This AugustPossibly THE bus event of the year.

Image: Peter Hendy, with permissionEnjoy Everything From Afternoon Tea To Live Jazz On The River Thames With City CruisesRiver Thames adventures, ahoy! (sponsor)

Dazzling Yellow PYO Sunflower Farms And Fields Near LondonAnd it was all yellow.

Photo: Bonnie Kittle via UnsplashHow Polluted Are London's Rivers? The Watershed Map Gives Some AnswersHuge data dump shows sources of pollution.

The Utopian Coin Vandal Of HolbornThe remarkable life of Thomas Spence.

Five Instagrammable Thai Restaurants (With Great Food And Authentic Brews!)As chosen by our friends at Chang. (sponsor)

London Turned Upside Down In New MapCroydon and Bromley at the top.

"A Girl Asked If I Would Put The Moon Back Afterwards!" Luke Jerram On His Celestial Orb SculpturesMars is coming to Greenwich.

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The National Gallery is one of many institutions putting on free events. Image: . Ray in Manila via creative commonsA free open air festival returns to Westminster this August.

Inside Out is a month-long celebration of culture and the arts in the City of Westminster, offering up a deluge of family-friendly happenings including:

  • Westminster Abbey's 'Creation' series, feat. guided tours with Head Gardener Jan Pancheri, art workshops, and 'Brass on the Grass' concerts.
  • Open AIR movement and dance workshops from Union Sound.
  • Free, daily creative sessions and activities in Trafalgar Square, courtesy of the National Gallery.
  • Concerts and music making sessions from the Academy of St Martin in the Fields.
  • Papier-mache mask making on Church Street.
  • The Fitzrovia Fete, feat. a vintage toy roadshow with Pollock's Toy Museum, a cartoon workshop with the Cartoon Museum, and pom pom making with Camden Adult Community Learning.
  • Games in the Garden at Baker Street, where you can channel your inner Sherlock, and create your own artworks inspired by those in the vicinity.
  • A slew of free walking tours from the City of Westminster Guide Lecturers Association.

For the full list of events and details, check out the Inside Out page on the City of Westminster's website.

Inside Out, across Westminster 1-31 August 2024, free

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The artwork being tethered to the building. Image: Matt Brown. Click or tap for larger versionHundreds of people and events from London's Jewish history are commemorated on a remarkable new mural*.

It must be the only artwork in creation to feature Benjamin Disraeli, Sigmund Freud and Ann Widdecombe. Such is the eclectic nature of the London Jewish Mural. The towering nine-storey artwork now beautifies a previously blank wall beside the JW3 cultural centre on Finchley Road.

The work takes the form of a Yiddish theatre straight from the 19th century East End. It takes a while to see the boxes, stage and seating, however, as every inch is packed with characters and objects. You could view this image a hundred times and not spot everything.

Image: Matt Brown"What's the significance of the bus stop?", I ask the artist Leon Fenster. It's a nod to Palwin wines, he tells me. This Kosher brand produces varieties 4, 4A, 10 and 11 — said to be named after the bus routes that once ran past the company's Whitechapel offices. That's the kind of geeky detail you'll find if you spend time examining this vast canvas.

Some faces are easily recognised. On the far right we see David Baddiel up a ladder, marking a tally on a wall — a reference to his book Jews Don't Count. Maureen Lipman can be seen centre-left grappling with a couple of phones. It's a nod to her character Beatie who featured for many years in BT commercials.

David Baddiel appears on the mural.Some of the subjects need a bit more puzzling. The tiger and rabbit (top right), for example, are taken from famous books by children's author Judith Kerr. The Beatles make an appearance thanks to their Jewish manager Brian Epstein, who steered their early look and style. (Indeed, the whole montage artwork might be compared to Peter Blake's famous Sgt Pepper album cover.) Even Elizabeth I makes an appearance, watching the trial of Rodrigo Lopez, her famously Jewish personal physician.

The artwork was installed on 12 July 2024 by a team of abseilers who had to battle with the wind to pin it down. Fully unfurled, the banner transforms this once blank wall into something that will bedazzle those passing by on the bus, as well as visitors to JW3.

Image: Matt BrownWilliam Galinsky, Director of Programming at JW3 says: “London has a diverse Jewish community, with history and stories to match. Now, more than ever, we need to ensure that rich tapestry is shared with the whole of London. What better way to be loud, and proud of our heritage, than by putting it up on the side of our home for the world to see? Leon has captured the depth and breadth of Jewish London in a beautiful artwork that we hope will create countless conversations about multicultural London.”

The artist has provided an interactive key to his masterpiece. Click anywhere on the image here to discover who or what it represents.

Leon Fenster with his handiwork half-unfurled. Image: Matt BrownThe London Jewish Mural is a joyous, playful celebration of hundreds of years of history. You can view it for yourself at the JW3 cultural centre, 341-351 Finchley Road NW3 6ET.

*Pedant's note: Yes, we know it's not strictly a mural, because its printed onto a sheet rather than applied directly to the wall. We're using the term because it is used by the artist and JW3 in the name of the artwork, the London Jewish Mural.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of City Cruises.

You've done the bus, you've travelled by tube, maybe you've even dabbled in the dangleway, but have you ever explored London by boat? If not, now's the time to tick that off your bucket list... with City Cruises.

In fact, City Cruises has something novel up its sleeves for even the most seasoned of Thames-farer. In addition to its sightseeing cruises, which you can try at your leisure with a 24-Hour Hop On, Hop Off pass — there's a family option whereby up to three kids get to travel for free! — City Cruises offers a range of extra-special River Thames adventures, including dining options, live music, and even private parties on the water. Here are some of our favourites.

The Afternoon Tea CruiseTea, scones, and an ever-changing panorama of historic London landmarks — days out don't come more quintessentially British than this! City Cruises' Afternoon Tea Cruise includes a marvellous spread of finger sandwiches, pastries and scones, washed down with unlimited tea or coffee. If you fancy pushing the boat out, you can even add champagne, so you'll feel suitably regal as you float past the likes of the Tower of London and Palace of Westminster.

The Lunch CruiseNot sure where to stop for lunch during your next day out in London? No need to choose between good food and great views with City Cruises! Tuck into two delicious courses — think roasted supreme of chicken or foraged mushroom and white bean cassoulet, followed by baked rose water and strawberry cheesecake — all while soaking up unimpeded views of Big Ben, the London Eye and the South Bank.

The Evening CruiseHere's a unique venue for your next after-work drinks. City Cruises' Evening Cruise includes a welcome glass of prosecco (alongside access to a well-stocked cash bar, if you're feeling extra thirsty!). With no assigned seating, you're free to mingle (or follow the tray of complimentary canapés around the boat). As if London's skyline at sunset isn't captivating enough, there's also live music, courtesy of seasoned West End performers.

The Dinner CruiseFancy shaking up date night? This Dinner Cruise is sure to impress! Enjoy a four-course feast — with dishes like burrata salad, salmon gravadlax, and herb and garlic marinated chicken breast to choose from — washed down with a complimentary drink of your choice. Embark on this two-hour excursion this summer and you'll get to admire London's riverside sights at golden hour, watch the sun set over the city, and see it sparkling at dusk, all while being serenaded with live music.

The Jazz Dinner CruiseSpeaking of music, City Cruises has something extra special for jazz lovers! As you dine on three expertly-prepared courses (think duck confit, wild mushroom lasagne and crème brûlée), a live jazz quintet will treat you to a heady mix of contemporary tunes and the classics.

The Invite-Only CruisePlanning an extra special occasion? City Cruises also offers private hire! The experienced team will take care of all the details — from food and drinks to entertainment and decoration — to ensure your event goes off without a hitch. A variety of packages are available which can be customised to suit wedding receptions, company events, and more.


Browse and book City Cruises' full London offering here.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Chang Beer.

Sure, your local takeaway's great and all, but it's not going to cut it if you're craving a pretty backdrop to go with that panang curry. Luckily, our friends at Chang Beer have some excellent recommendations for Thai cuisine fiends after a more elevated dining experience.

It's all inspired by Chang's Thai Brews Local Views competition, which gives you the chance to win your dream Thai holiday with the help of a £5,000 voucher, in partnership with Amazing Thailand. And every single one of their picks just so happens to serve Chang's premium and authentic Thai beer...

Thai on the ThamesWhat's more summery than a waterside feast? The Putney Bridge branch of Thai Square boasts incredible views of the River Thames. There's an outside patio for balmier days but you won't miss out if you prefer to stay indoors — the restaurant's got 180-degree windows so you can people watch over your pad thai. As for the menu? They've got all the classics — think green curry, drunken noodles, and papaya salad, to name but a few.

Feast amongst flowersFret not if it's unseasonably chilly or drizzly outside — you can still experience a shot of Thai sunshine at Supawan Thai Food on Caledonian Road. This colourful, foliage-strewn oasis is all about fresh, authentic cuisine from southern Thailand. If you're feeling adventurous, order the khua kling moo, which infuses stir-fried dried minced pork with fiery southern red curry paste. PSA: this one is very spicy, but luckily there are ice-cold bottles of Chang to help to take the edge off.

Thai with a contemporary twistPrefer a more minimalist aesthetic to pair with your massaman? Head to Kin + Deum on Borough's atmospheric Crucifix Lane. Here, impeccably-presented dishes such as naturally blue lotus butterfly flower rolls and pineapple fried rice (served in a hollowed-out pineapple) are the stars of the show. The decor is tastefully bare-boned — think rattan lighting, natural textures, and a minimalist colour palette.

People watching and creative platesLocated on buzzy Berners Street in the West End, the all-day Greyhound Cafe is a great spot to watch the world go by. If it's sunny out, grab a table on the restaurant's leafy terrace, crack open a Chang (PSA: they serve the big bottles here!) and settle in for an afternoon of people watching while digging into inventive, Bangkok-inspired street food-style dishes. We particularly like the look of the fish sauce-marinated single bone wings...

Thai with tropical vibesHere's another atmospheric setting for your next Thai feast: the lush terrace of a Grade II listed building in the heart of Stoke Newington. At Yumyum Thai, you can enjoy a vast array of Thai classics, washed down with — you guessed it — Chang beer, from the comfort of your own al fresco beach hut. Who needs Koh Samui, eh?


For more Thai restaurant recommendations, simply visit Chang's Thai Brews Local Views website and enter your postcode to see options near you. Some of them are even offering a free Chang beer or branded jersey along with your meal to sweeten the deal. While you're there, don't forget to enter Chang Beer's competition in association with Amazing Thailand for the chance to win the holiday of a lifetime in Thailand.

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Mars: War and Peace comes to the Old Royal Naval College in November 2024.As artist Luke Jerram's third shrunk-down yet hyper-real celestial body sculpture, Mars, lands in Greenwich towards the end of 2024, he writes what it's like to put cosmic orbs into awe-inspiring settings.

A small girl came up to me at an exhibition of Museum of the Moon and asked if I would put the Moon back afterwards?!

My Mars artwork — which has already appeared in London's Natural History Museum — was originally commissioned by the UK Space Agency to celebrate their research. Through the NASA satellite imagery, it's amazing to see all the craters, valleys and mountains. You can clearly see that there used to be seas on the surface which all evaporated over time, through the dried-up deltas and river channels on the now barren surface.

Luke Jerram and one of his Mars sculptures. Image: Dave ParryCulturally, I've really enjoyed researching about humanity’s relationship to Mars, through science fiction, but also over a far longer duration of time. The Romans used to describe Mars as "the pink one." Olympus Mons on Mars is the largest mountain in the solar system; it is three times the size of Mount Everest. On the southern hemisphere of Mars, there is a crater that looks like a smiley face! It will be fun for visitors to try and spot it.

Mars has already visited London's Natural History Museum. Image: Trustees of the Natural History MuseumThe Painted Hall in Greenwich's Old Royal Naval College is a work of art in its own right. With the extraordinary paintings and the way the light filters in through the lattice windows, it frames my large scale astronomical artworks so well. The mythological imagery on the walls of the Painted Hall is in keeping with Mars, which as a planet has inspired so much mythology and storytelling through the ages.

"Each year I have around 115 exhibitions in around 30 countries." Image: Dave ParryEach year I have around 115 exhibitions in around 30 countries. Many of these are Earth, Moon and Mars exhibitions, but I'm also touring other projects and am making new installations and sculptures all the time. Together the artworks are experienced by over two million people each year. I'm proud that they bring so much joy to people across the world.

I've recently started developing a new Sun artwork, so this isn't yet the end of my journey with this body of celestial work.

Luke Jerram's Mars: War and Peace, Old Royal Naval College, Greenwich, 24 November 2024-28 January 2025

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See A Day in the Life of Abbey Road Studios (or a couple of hours, anyway). Image: VarockAndRoll via creative commonsDark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Massive Attack's Blue Lines. What else? Oh yeah, the Beatles' Abbey Road. All recorded at the legendary Abbey Road Studios in NW8 — alongside a slew of other albums, singles and soundtracks.

Usually you need to be a pretty darned accomplished musician (or Ed Sheeran) to waltz into the world-famous music studios, but now there's a rare chance to step foot in Studio Two courtesy of its 'Stories in Sound' tours.

On 2, 3 and 4 August 2024, music experts Kevin Ryan and Brian Kehew lead lucky guests into Studio Two, spinning anecdotes and facts about the many, many recording sessions that've taken place here from the likes of Shirley Bassey, Elton John, Ella Fitzgerald, Kate Bush, Oasis, Radiohead, Muse, Adele and Stormzy. Each tour also features a live performance from a string quartet, guitarist and a pianist — playing a soundtrack of popular, classical and film music that conjures up the storied history of Abbey Road Studios, which dates back almost 100 years.

Each tour features a live performance from a string quartet. Image: Abbey Road StudiosAnd now here comes the caveat: these tours cost some serious money — we're talking £231 (or £189 early bird tickets), which is more than you'll fork out for some music festivals. You can, however, sign up for a live streamed tour on 10 August, although this will still set you back £21.

Abbey Road Studios Presents: Stories in Sound, 2, 3, and 4 August 2024 (plus 10 August live stream)

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Street Art from Euro 2020 by Murwalls. Image: Matt BrownThe Mayor of London will host a free screening of England vs Spain at the O2 this Sunday.

Against group-stage expectations, the Three Lions have made it to the final of Euro 2024. England will play Spain on Sunday 14 July. It's a big deal. It could be the first time the men's team have won anything major since 1966. But where to watch it?

If you don't have tickets for Berlin but still want to watch the game with the atmosphere of a massive crowd, then here's the event for you. Mayor Sadiq Khan will host a free screening of the game at the O2 in Greenwich.

15,000 spaces are up for grabs, but entry is by ballot.

The ballot opens on City Hall’s website at 10am on Thursday 11 July and closes on Friday 12 July at 9am. Successful entrants will be notified via email by midday on Friday to secure up to four tickets.

The ballot link is here (will only go live at 10am on Thur). Sign up now to join the crowd, and see if the men's team can live up to the achievements of the Lionesses.

As the Mayor reminds us, “For those who can’t make it to The O2, there will be a plethora of pubs, clubs, bars and other hospitality venues across London receiving a welcome economic boost and generating a fantastic atmosphere by showing the match." Handily, we've got a guide to some of those other venues.

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Podcast audiences have developed a real taste for these two. Image: Paul Gilbey.Whoever said making podcasts isn't lucrative?

Since launching in 2018, Off Menu — the foodie/comedy podcast hosted by James Acaster and Ed Gamble, and best described as a 'desert island dishes' (except that's a podcast too) — has been downloaded over 177 million times.

Following a sold-out 2023 tour, the duo have now announced they're returning to the London Palladium on 21 and 22 March 2025, for a brace of shows in which Acaster and Gamble are joined by a special guest in the 'Dream Restaurant', where they'll order a starter, main course, dessert, side dish and drink. Expect plenty of sparkling (or indeed, still) foodie conversation.

These Palladium shows will be, we are told, Off Menu's only live UK appearances in 2025 — meaning tickets will inevitably sell like particularly delicious hotcakes.

Folks on the Off Menu mailing list get first dibs, with tickets on sale from 10am on Thursday 11 July 2024. The second course of tickets is available to everyone from 10am on Friday 12 July, available from LW Theatres and See Tickets.

If you're hungry for more in the meantime, series 12 of Off Menu has just been dished up. Bon appetit!

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French Railways House c'est finis? Image: Alex Liivet via creative commonsThe 1960s were an inspiriting time for holidaymakers.

In the UK, Blackpool and its ilk were being snubbed for suddenly-affordable package holidays, while another option was to stick your motor on the back of a 'car-sleeper' and have it whisked down to the south of France. Here's an advert for such a service:

An advert from 1965, when French Railways House was new on the scene. Image © Reach PLC via the British Library Board.The address on that ad is French Railways House, the British headquarters for France's state railway, SNCF. "Many holidaymakers remember patiently queuing to book train tickets for their European travels in the chic Perriand designed spaces," Oli Marshall, the Twentieth Century Society's Campaigns Director tells Londonist.

Though no longer occupied by SNCF, French Railways House is still standing on Piccadilly. But only just.

The Crittall-windowed slice of modernist sass — designed by Shaw & Lloyd, with interiors by Charlotte Perriand and triangular projecting 'F-R-A-N-C-E 'signage courtesy of Ernő Goldfinger — opened in 1962. Just looking at a picture of it summons up the strains of Serge Gainsbourg, and gives you a faint nose of Gauloises wafting off your screen.

But if you want to go and admire French Railways House in the flesh, it might already be too late. For years, the building has been given short shrift (the Goldfinger lettering was callously removed a decade ago) and now its demolition is imminent — due to be replaced with an entirely new 'office-led redevelopment' designed by Make for the Great Portland Estates and the Crown Estate, and looking a little something like this:

Image: Great Portland Estates plc (GPE) and The Crown EstateThis has predictably caused uproar among doyens of architectural heritage over the past few years, with the Financial Times' architecture critic Edwin Heathcote bemoaning: "What a waste [of] embodied energy, memory, fabric and history,"and designer Adam Nathaniel Furman writing in no uncertain terms: "Shit shit shit shit shit, MAKE are replacing the absolutely delightful French Railways House opposite the RA with this pig."

Oli Marshall tells Londonist: "It’s not within our remit to critique the replacement, but a quick look at the replies on Twitter/X will show that many feel it will be a pastiche, faux-trad building that adds nothing to the streetscape of Piccadilly."

"Pig" might seem a touch inordinate; Make's building isn't what you might call ugly, and some commentators have even suggested it's an improvement on what's there now. But do we REALLY need to keep demolishing buildings like Bastion House and M&S on Oxford Street, and aren't we all going to regret it sooner or later?

Demolition beckons for the fine, modernist French Railways House on Piccadilly (1960-62).
Designed by Shaw & Lloyd with signage by Ernő Goldfinger and interiors by Charlotte Perriand, this could so easily have been upgraded for modern office use. Wasteful and wholly unnecessary. https://t.co/IK0nK59rAJ pic.twitter.com/Gn3oq95NCF

— C20 Society (@C20Society) July 8, 2024

The Twentieth Century Society — who tried to get French Railways House listed in 2012, a move rejected by Historic England — is beside itself. Oli Marshall tells Londonist: "The existing building could so easily have been upgraded and extended to suit modern office requirements, or even be converted into a hotel — one need look no further than the Standard Hotel in King's Cross, or the newly renovated Space House on Kingsway, to see how.

"With the carbon cost of demolition increasingly unconscionable, the loss of French Railways House is criminally wasteful and wholly unnecessary. When will our disposable building culture end?"

It has been pointed out to us that, because the building's basement will be retained, much of the embodied carbon that would otherwise be released from French Railways House will remain undisturbed. Still, that's small comfort to anyone who's fallen in love with the French beauty over the past 60 years, and that includes us.

As of this week, French Railways House has been photographed in its plastic 'funeral shroud'. The end is near:

French Railway House in its funeral shroud. Utterly disgraceful to demolish such a distinguished building. https://t.co/ecQj4tmGcO pic.twitter.com/E1fg6V5ryz

— Otto Saumarez Smith (@OSaumarezSmith) July 8, 2024

It's ironic, when you think about it, that during the jackhammer-toting 1960s, heritage campaigners fought tooth and nail to stop the building of places like French Railways House. Some might call this payback — many others, a crying shame.

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London's barely had a summer so far this year, and yet it's already gearing up for Halloween, because a special screening of Disney's Hocus Pocus has been announced, and tickets are on sale this week.

Disney's Hocus Pocus in Concert comes to London the day before Halloween, screening the 1993 Salem-set comedy about witching trio the Sanderson Sisters, on a large screen at the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, accompanied by a live orchestra performing John Debney's score.

Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker are the three witches who attempt to steal the life essence from the town's children so they can enjoy eternal life, only to be thwarted in their evil scheming.

Although Hocus Pocus is now considered a Halloween classic, it was originally released in US cinemas in July 1993 — likely why it didn't initially perform so well at the box office. But it does make us feel better about writing about Halloween in what should be peak summer...

Disney's Hocus Pocus in Concert takes place on Wednesday 30 October 2024 at the Eventim Apollo. Tickets go on sale on Friday 12 July at 10am.

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I could do that if I wanted to...The 2024 Paris Olympics will be the first Olympics to feature the sport of breaking (you may know it better as breakdancing) and there's a chance to catch some this July in central London.

Be at the Marble Arch between Monday 15 July and Friday 19 July to see Breaking Marble Arch — an acrobatic show of skill, dexterity and stamina from Gully LDN Squad trio Shahii, Chris and Chuckz. The award-winning group have been dazzling audiences with their breakdancing moves since 2013, and have worked with the likes of Nike and Adidas. Each of their five performances will demonstrate moves that you'll be able to see in this summer's Olympics — and runs from 12.30pm-1.30pm. The showcases are free to enjoy, and there's no need to book. And trust us, suddenly archery won't look quite so cool.

Breaking has its roots in the New York City Bronx of the late 1960s/early 1970s, really taking off with the explosion of the hip-hop scene, with dancers 'breaking' to the early strains of hip-hop from DJ Kool Herc, Grandmaster Flash et al.

An extremely athletic (not to mention improvisational) form of dance, breaking takes its cue from everything from gymnastics to martial arts — both, of course, longstanding Olympic disciplines themselves.

"We're excited to welcome a new audience to our scene."Says Chris Arias, from Gully LDN Squad: "We're excited to welcome a new audience to our scene, especially with breaking now being part of the Olympics. We aim to showcase how breaking has positively shaped us both physically and mentally. Join us in celebrating this dynamic sport and experience its transformative benefits."

The 2024 Olympics will see 16 'B-Boys' and 16 'B-Girls' (the common name for breakers) battle it out with "a combination of power moves—including windmills, the 6-step, and freezes". The favourites to win gold at the 2024 Olympics are Dominika Banevič (aka B-Girl Nicka) from Lithuania, and the American Victor Montalvo.

Breaking Marble Arch, Monday 15 July and Friday 19 July 2024, 12.30pm-1.30pm, free

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The Clink Restaurant in HMP Brixton has now branched out into afternoon teas. Image: The Clink/David Anstiss via creative commonsLondon's constantly coming up with new takes on afternoon tea, but here's one that caught our eye: afternoon tea served in a working prison.

The Clink Restaurant located within HMP Brixton is offering the afternoon tea menu one day a fortnight from July 2024. As with all meals in the restaurant, the food is prepared and served by students of The Clink Charity, which trains people in prison, giving them a chance to pick up skills and earn qualifications to help them secure employment on release, and reduce reoffending rates.

All of the sandwiches, scones and pastries on The Clink's afternoon tea menu are prepared in the on-site Clink Bakery, helping students to earn their NVQ Level 2 in Patisserie and Confectionery. Finger sandwiches, plain and fruit scones, and cakes such as a raspberry and ruby chocolate eclair, and a citrus meringue tart all feature.

As you'd expect for a prison, security is strict. You'll need photo ID to enter, and certain items such as phones and cameras must be left in lockers at the entrance.

Afternoon tea at The Clink is available alternate Fridays from Friday 5 July 2024, priced at £37.50 per person. Advance booking required.

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You have to get up very early in the morning to see Camden Town this empty. Photo: Matt BrownPlans to make Camden High Street traffic-free and give the space over to pedestrians have been announced.

Camden Council wants to ban vehicles on the stretch of the road between the junction with Parkway and Kentish Town Road (the junction where Camden Town station sits) to the south, up to the junction with Jamestown Road and Hawley Crescent (the last road junction before the bridge over the lock).

The area is notoriously busy with pedestrians, predominantly tourists and shoppers heading for Camden Market from Camden Town station. At first glance, it's an odd choice to end the pedestrianised zone before the Market itself, a decision that seems to have been made to prevent traffic from being sent on lengthy and unsuitable detours.

Northbound traffic will be able to rejoin the road before the famous Camden Lock Bridge. Photo: Matt BrownThe vehicle ban would be in place 24/7, with the exception of emergency vehicles and rubbish collection lorries. Traffic — including bus routes — would be rerouted along Kentish Town Road and Hawley Crescent. At present, both Camden High Street and Kentish Town Road are one-way, carrying traffic northbound only. Kentish Town Road would remain northbound only, and as southbound traffic is currently unable to use either of these roads, it would not be affected.

Cyclists would still be allowed to travel northbound along Camden High Street, presumably on some sort of segregated cycleway to minimise collisions with pedestrians.

The side roads surrounding Camden High Street — predominantly Buck Street — would be given new loading and delivery areas to allow shops and restaurants to continue to function. A portering service may be trialled if there is demand from businesses. Additionally Jamestown Road — currently open to two-way traffic — would be made westbound only, opening up space for 'streateries' (outdoor dining areas for local restaurants and cafes).

Camden Town station sits at the southern end of the planned pedestrianised area. Photo: Matt BrownCamden Council plans to trial the changes for a period of 'up to 18 months' before making a decision on whether to make it permanent. As IanVisits points out, there have been plans to pedestrianise Camden High Street in the past, but they never came to fruition. If the trial closure goes ahead, it will be implemented by late 2024 or early 2025.

An online consultation is currently open (until 30 August 2024) where you can see the plans in more detail and share your views and feedback with Camden Council.

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It's the world turned upside down... or at least the capital.

This new map from Urban Good commits mind-bending, glorious heresy by placing south London at the top and north London below the river. It is an absolute headf*ck... but in a grin-induicing way.

Image: Matt Brown"Why not just buy a normal map and turn it upside-down?" is the obvious question. Well, you could. But then all the labels would be the wrong way up. Charlie Peel of Urban Good drew the map from scratch and added each label in the correct orientation.

The result, called London Flipped, covers the whole of Greater London in 1 inch to 1 mile scale. It probably won't help you navigate your way around London, but it will make you consider the city in a different way. Charlie's map is 100% as geographically accurate as any other map of London, it simply plays with the established conventions about which way is up.

The fold-out-map also includes a smaller-scale image of the 32 boroughs of London upside-down. Loving the Essex-Surrey house swap.Of course, many other maps shy away from putting north at the top. The familiar 'legible London' maps found on the streets all over London place the direction the viewer is facing at the top, to help onward progression. But these are small-scale maps of local areas. London Flipped is the first printed chart to show all of London inverted.

London Flipped is drawn with a distinctive colour palate of orange, blue and brown. The bright orange particularly stands out, giving emphasis to parks and green spaces. It's a worthy follow-on to Charlie's earlier map of Green London, produced in partnership with London National Park City.

Flipped London is a delicious re-anchoring of the city which plays with our deep-seated notions of how information should be presented. Even so, it's only one of an infinite number of possible orientations, any of which would be equally valid. We'd like to see a version where the Thames flows straight down to the drain out of the bottom of the map.

London Flipped is available now from Urban Good as either a fold-out map or a limited-edition poster.

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Background image: Matt BrownFind out potential sources of water pollution near you.

The spoliation of Britain's rivers is never far from the news. The headlines usually focus on the dumping of sewage into major rivers like the Thames. But there are many other potential sources of enfoulment to keep an eye on.

Watershed's pollution map is a rather brilliant tool that helps us do just that. The map covers the whole of Great Britain, with some data for Ireland and Northern Ireland. It shows the measured water quality in many minor rivers, as well as potential sources of pollution such as landfill, contaminated land and areas of intensive farming. The map can also be tweaked to show things like local flood risks, as can be seen in this wider-London view.

In these maps, the purple patches are permitted landfill sites while yellow shows historic landfill sites. Click on any of these (not here, but on the Watershed website) and you can find more details about each one.

Here's the land around Heathrow, for example. It's almost a full halo of contaminated land.

Water quality in London seems to be 'moderate' across most rivers and canals. One exception is the River Lea, which is shown in red for much of its London run, indicating 'bad' water quality.

There are many other intriguing details you can dig into. For example, the water quality in the Men's Pond on Hampstead Heath is deemed 'excellent', while the Ladies' Pond is merely 'good'.

Watershed is a not-for-profit organisation that uses investigative journalism to find out who is polluting the country's water. It aims to "hold the powerful to account, uncover abuses, illuminate overlooked stories, and champion solutions".

Their pollution map consolidates the reams of data they've accumulated over the course of those investigations — more than 120 combined datasets. These don't show causation or correlation — the presence of a landfill site does not automatically mean nearby rivers will be more polluted, for example — but the map is intended as a jumping off point for people to ask questions:

As journalists, the temptation is to hoard information until you’re ready to break a big story but nature in the UK is in crisis so we decided to to arm as many people as possible — other journalists, campaigners, communities, scientists, policymakers, regulators, lawyers and more — with as much open source data as we can.

And the map is regularly updated. A new layer lets you see precisely which parliamentary constituency a watercourse or potential pollution source falls into:

Go have a play with the Watershed pollution map, and see what you can discover about your local liquid.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of University of the Arts London (UAL).

Image © Vibes Art LTD.UAL Awarding Body’s annual celebration of student creativity is back!

From Wednesday 17 July to Saturday 20 July, an eye-poppingly eclectic range of works — spanning painting, photography, drawing, sculpture, fashion and so much more — will be on display in central London. And you're invited to check it out for free...

Image © Vibes Art LTD.This is Origins Creatives by UAL Awarding Body — part of the University of the Arts London (UAL) — which designs and awards creative qualifications to enable art students from across the UK and worldwide to reach their full potential.

The exhibition brings together student work from a variety of University of the Arts London (UAL) subject areas, including Art and Design, Fashion Business and Retail, Creative Media, Music Performance and Production, and Performing Arts. Not only is it a chance to discover a new generation of creatives, but you'll get valuable insight into UAL Awarding Body qualifications, from Entry Level courses to Professional Diplomas and the Extended Project Qualification. Ideal if you're considering your own educational journey!

Image © Vibes Art LTD.You'll find Origins Creatives at Mall Galleries, a gem of an event space in a rather salubrious setting (in between Buckingham Palace and Trafalgar Square on The Mall). You can expect a vast array of art and design pieces, alongside a showreel of moving images. There will even be audio points where visitors can listen to original student music!

The exhibition is open 10am-5pm on all four days, and it's completely free to visit. You're encouraged to register in advance, though — get your free tickets here and get ready for a glimpse into the future of London's creative scene.

Image © Vibes Art LTD.Origins Creatives by UAL Awarding Body. Wednesday 17-Saturday 20 July, 10am-5pm, at Mall Galleries (The Mall). Get your free tickets today.

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by the British Academy.

All weekendKaleidoscope Festival lands at Alexandra Palace on Saturday*GET HIKING*: Here's a smart new way to enjoy the London area. Vespucci Adventures have a ton of specially designed walks — both digital and on paper — to get you out exploring. New hikes arrive each month. One of the latest ("A Roam in Regents Park") starts at Baker Street and meanders through the titular park, then up to the views from Primrose Hill. You'll then return along the Regent's Canal. The guide is packed with exploration tips and historical notes, not to mention lots of ideas for places to eat and drink en route. Vespucci Adventures will also be offering free downloadable hikes on their website (2 free hikes per month). Give it a go! (sponsor)

WIMBLEDON: It's the biggest weekend in the tennis calendar as the Wimbledon finals take place. Heading down there to watch? Get clued up on how and when to queue for Wimbledon tickets — though they will be in VERY high demand this weekend. Can't face The Queue? Plenty of places around London show the action live on big screens — many of them free. You can even tuck into a tennis-themed afternoon tea while you watch at the Ham Yard Hotel. Until 14 July

BST HYDE PARK: The final two shows on this year's BST Hyde Park schedule take place this weekend. Kylie Minogue takes to the stage on Saturday night, with special guests Marina, Anitta, Ella Henderson and ALTÉGO. On Sunday night, K-pop band Stray Kids give a UK exclusive performance. Plus, Stevie Nicks plays on Friday night, if you want to start the weekend in style. Until 14 July

Elite climbing comes to Canary Wharf*KEW THE MUSIC: A stage and large screen is set up in Kew Gardens for live music all week — catch Beverley Knight on Saturday and Richard Ashcroft at the grand finale on Sunday. Take your own picnic chair or blanket, pack a picnic or buy food and drink on site — and enjoy live music in a relaxed and (hopefully) sunny setting. *8-14 July****

SUMMER SERIES: It's a bumper few days for music festivals in the capital. Summer Series at Somerset House continues over this weekend, with South African DJ and producer DBN Gogo headlining Saturday night, and Corinne Bailey Rae performing her album Black Rainbows on Sunday. 11-21 July

BUCKINGHAM PALACE: Take the opportunity to go inside Buckingham Palace at the annual summer opening of the State Rooms. The Throne Room, Ballroom Grand Staircase and Palace Gardens are among the areas open to the public for just a few weeks — we've been inside a few times, and it is spectacular. 11 July-29 September

Whitecross Street Party is on all weekend. Photo: Kash BashirWATERLOO FESTIVAL: St John's Church is the central focus of the Waterloo Festival, which is on all weekend. Jazz and chamber choir concerts take place on Sunday, and there's a secret garden storytelling session on Saturday. 12-15 July

URBAN ART: Josephine Avenue in Brixton is transformed into an open air art fair, with 120 exhibitors showing their work. It's the 22nd edition of Urban Art Fair, with food stalls pitching up alongside the art to keep everyone fed. 13-14 July

WHITECROSS STREET PARTY: Though it hosts a lively street food market most week days, Whitecross Street near Barbican really comes alive for the annual Whitecross Street Party this weekend. There's a focus on the radical communities which have called the area home, and the event opens with a parade, followed by short film screenings, panel talks (author Malorie Blackman is scheduled), with live painting and street art, a words stage, live music, family activities, food stalls and more. FREE, 13-14 July


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Don't miss the British Academy's Summer Showcase this weekendHere's one for your diary: The British Academy's Summer Showcase is back this week, for two days of fascinating (and free!) talks, workshops, screenings and other events, inspiring you to think differently about the world around you.

Kickstart your weekend with a relaxed Late on Friday evening (5pm-8pm), or head along for the full, family-friendly day on Saturday (11am-5pm). Highlights include talks and panels from experts including historian and BAFTA-winning filmmaker David Olusoga, sociologist and journalist Gary Younge, and disability activist and broadcaster Dr Shani Dhanda. Play around with a photorealistic game engine, make your own bound book and learn about the surprising history of sunscreen, among many other events and activities going on.

The British Academy's Summer Showcase, 12-13 July. Book your free ticket now.


Saturday 13 JulyRaise a glass to Cocktails in the CityLONDON ARCHAEOLOGY: Southwark Cathedral hosts a day of talks about the archaeology of London, with topics ranging from historic graffiti at the Tower of London to the social history of London houses. 10am-4pm

BRITISH NANNY EXHIBITION: For one day only, the National Nanny Association holds a photo exhibition, featuring snaps showing the evolution of the British nanny through time. Takes place at The Depot in Islington. 10am-4pm

MODEL RAILWAY DAY: Whitewebbs Museum in Enfield is the place to head for a model railway show, with 15+ layouts to see in action, along with traders selling all you need to complete your own tracks at home. There are children's activities too, but note that the museum itself is closed for the day. 10am-4pm

CLIMB FESTIVAL: Some of the world's top climbers go head-to-head, taking on a 16-metre-high wall at Canary Wharf South Dock. There are also climbing workshops from professional athletes, talks from wall climbers, live DJs and other entertainment. 10.30am-9pm

MUSEUM BIRTHDAY FESTIVAL: It's been a year since the rebranded Young V&A museum opened its doors in Bethnal Green, an anniversary that's being celebrated with a free birthday festival, open to all ages. Activities include workshops led by fashion accessory designer Clara Chu and political cartoonist and puppet animator Zoom Rockman, as well as live performances by locals. FREE, 11am-3.30pm

LGBT SUMMER FAIR: Performances, workshops, talks, market stalls, and an exhibition are all part of the LGBT summer fair at Conway Hall, which is inspired by the annual fairs hosted by the LGBT Humanists in the 1980s. Screen print your own t-shirt, make zines and badges, watch a short film, and browse the wares of artists and sellers, including Housmans radical bookshop. 12pm-9pm

See the England Women's cricket team in action.KALEIDOSCOPE FESTIVAL: Soul II Soul, Artful Dodger and comedians Simon Amstell and Sophie Duker are all on the eclectic line-up at Kaleidoscope Festival. The one-day event takes over Alexandra Palace with live music, DJ sets, comedy and spoken word performances, plus magicians, games and workshops for families — all with incredible views over London. 1pm

MONSTER JAM: Usually home to football, the London Stadium has some rather different visitors in the form of Monster Jam, featuring 12,000lb behemoths on wheels taking part in stunts (including backflips!). They're going to ruin that pitch... 3pm

COCKTAILS IN THE CITY: Boozy festival Cocktails in the City takes place over three weekends this summer, bringing together some of the most popular bars in London to serve up their concoctions in the private garden of Bedford Square, with live entertainment thrown in. Today's the final day of this year's first edition, with a games theme. 12pm-10pm

SHAKEITUP: Bard-based bedlam is promised at ShakeItUp, the improvised Shakespeare show at The Other Palace Theatre, in which the cast use audience suggestions to create a new Shakespeare play live on stage, with music and songs thrown in. Today's the final day to see it. 3pm/8pm

POPES OF CHILLITOWN: Playing tunes from their wonderfully-named new album, Work Hard, Play Hard, See You In The Graveyard, ska/dub/punk outfit Popes of Chillitown are at Camden's Underworld tonight, with a slew of other bands on warm-up duty, including Baldhead and Filthy Militia. *Doors 5pm*

CRICKET: See the England Women's cricket team — including Sophie Ecclestone (world number 1 ranked bowler), Heather Knight (captain) and star opener, Tammy Beaumont — in action at The Oval, as part of the Women’s Vitality IT20 Series against New Zealand. The action continues at Lord's on Wednesday. 6.30pm

COMEDY FESTIVAL: Balham Comedy Festival continues through the weekend, with a Best of Banana Cabaret show at The Bedford tonight.Robin Morgan, Carey Marx, Sarah Callaghan and Tony Law all perform, with John Moloney as compere. 8.30pm-11pm

THE CLONG SHOW: No, that's not a typo. One of the final events if this year's Clown Festival at Soho Theatre is The Clong Show, bringing together six of the world's funniest clowns to compete for the Clong Award. 10.15pm

Sunday 14 JulyHave a browse at the Giant London FleaPRE-LOVED FASHION: Browse and buy second hand clothing and accessories at the Pre-Loved Fashion Market, taking place at 1 Church Hill in Walthamstow. Mens, women's and children's clothes are available, with Nia Roberts DJing. 10am-3pm

GIANT LONDON FLEA: London's largest indoor flea market is back at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, with 100+ traders selling vintage items, home decor, and other pre-loved bits and bobs. Takes place in the multi-storey car park, with food and drink traders nearby. 10am-5pm

HAND SHADOW SHOW: Take the kids along to Dulwich Picture Gallery for the Mr Shadow Hand Shadow Show, inspired by the vintage hand shadow routines by such masters of the art as Prasanna Rao, Edward Victor and Albert Almoznino. 10.30am/1.30pm

FAMILY CYCLING EVENT: Arena Square in Wembley Park hosts a family cycling event, with eccentric-wheeled bikes, KMX Karts, tandems, tricycles, miniature modern penny farthings, children's bikes and other sets of wheels to try out. Most suitable for age 7+, with disability friendly adapted cycles available. 11am-3pm

Refresh your wardrobe at Re-Loved ClubBASTILLE DAY BRUNCH: Celebrate Bastille Day at Pavyllon London restaurant at the Four Seasons on Park Lane. It serves a one-off Bastille Day bottomless brunch, with free-flowing champagne and a Bloody Mary station, as well as live music and children's entertainment. 11.30am-3pm

HARLEM IN MAYFAIR: Black History Walks offers a guided tour around Mayfair, focusing on the hidden African and Caribbean history of the posh area, from the 1920s to the 2020s. Hear about Black-owned businesses, Kenyan, South African and Zimbabwean connections and ancient African goddesses. 1pm-3pm

FAMILY SPORTS DAY: Head down to the gardens at Brixton Windmill for a family-friendly afternoon of sports, games and activities, including football, volley ball, races, games, Tai Chi and Zumba. FREE, 1pm-5pm

COMEDY OF ERRORS: Roaming theatre troupe The Handlebards pitch up at Strawberry Hill House for a performance of The Comedy of Errors. It's an outdoor show, so dress for the weather, and take along a picnic chair to sit on, and snacks to enjoy while you watch. 5pm-7pm

EUROS: The final of this year's Euros football tournament takes place tonight. At time of writing, we don't know which two teams will be battling for victory, but you'll need to book in advance or get there very early to bag a table at these venues screening the match. Alternatively, try one of London's best pubs and bars for watching football, though be aware that they'll all be chocka too. 8pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Performers from GDIF take over the River Stage this weekend. Photo: David LeveneLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Catch up on the Wimbledon action We're in the second (and final) week of Wimbledon 2024, with plenty of places around the capital showing the tennis action on large outdoor screens — for free. Paddington, Covent Garden, King's Cross, Spitalfields and Belgravia are just some of your options, though be warned that they operate on a first-come, first-served basis and are likely to get busy as we enter finals weekend.

Free, until 14 July.

Get lost in a psychedelic mazeClaremont Park in north London's Brent Cross Town is home to a psychedelic-looking maze this summer, inspired by the New London Fabulous art movement. It's free to check out/get lost in, and what's more, it's evolving as the weeks go by thanks to guest artists. We've written more about it here.

Free, until 29 September.

Get lost in a psychedelic maze between now and the end of September. © Belinda LawleyGo to free film screenings, live music and theatre shows in Hyde ParkUntil Thursday, BST Open House continues in Hyde Park. The free-entry equivalent of BST Hyde Park offers entertainment in the form of live music, outdoor cinema, Wimbledon screenings and children's theatre. It's open to everyone, whether you have a ticket to the main festival weekends or not.

Free, 8-11 July.

Watch the Doggett's Coat and Badge race on the ThamesOne of those quirky London traditions we love, the Doggett's Coat & Badge is an annual boat race taking place on the Thames between London Bridge and Chelsea, which anyone can watch for free. It's been going for over 300 years, with up to six young watermen participating each time — here's the course, so you can pick a viewing point.

Free, 9 July.

St James's Market is one of the places offering free Wimbledon screeningsLearn how to make your home more energy efficientRoyal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Libraries offers the first in a series of free events helping you to lower your energy costs. The online workshop, by National Energy Action, talks about where your energy goes, and offers practical strategies to save on energy around the house, from simple habits to energy-efficient appliances.

Free, 9 July.

Watch dragon boats racing in the docksHead over to South Dock in Canary Wharf on Thursday for an afternoon of dragon boat racing in support of Water Aid. The deadline to enter a team has passed, but anyone's welcome to watch as teams of between 11 and 17 people go head-to-head on the water, with prizes for the best dressed and top fundraising teams, as well as the speediest.

Free, 11 July.

View some relics of old LondonLondon Metropolitan Archives offers an illustrated talk about photos from the Society of Photographic Relics of Old London's collection. Between 1875 and 1899 the society was commissioned to create a record of 120 buildings under the threat of demolition in a rapidly-changing city.

£5, 11 July.

See a free display of shortlisted artworksThe shortlisted artworks for the Herbert Smith Freehills Portrait Award go on display in a free exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery from Thursday, with the winner due to be announced a couple of days before. The works on display were chosen from 1,647 entries from 62 countries.

Free, 11 July-27 October.

Dance the night away at the Beautiful Octopus ClubApparently London's 'most inclusive club night', The Beautiful Octopus Club takes over Wellcome Collection for a night of DJ sets, creative activities and live performances. Run by and for people with learning disabilities and autistic people, the event includes a silent disco, a special appearance from the Heart n Soul Choir, and a chance to explore the current exhibitions. If you can't make it in person, the event will be livestreamed.

Free, 12 July.

See Greenwich + Docklands International Festival take over the River StageAhead of Greenwich + Docklands International Festival returning to London later this summer, the people behind the festival take a turn at curating the National Theatre's River Stage this weekend.

Across three days, the free-to-watch open-air stage hosts street theatre, dance and circus acts, including dance performance Black Victorians, which looks at the complex and often forgotten Black presence in pre-Windrush Britain.

Free, 12-14 July.

Celebrate this museum's first birthday at a free festivalIt's been a year since the rebranded Young V&A museum opened its doors in Bethnal Green, an anniversary that's being celebrated with a free birthday festival, open to all ages. Activities include workshops led by fashion accessory designer Clara Chu and political cartoonist and puppet animator Zoom Rockman, as well as live performances by locals.

Free, 13 July.

Get down to the Whitecross Street PartyPhoto: Kash BashirThough it hosts a lively street food market most week days, Whitecross Street near Barbican really comes alive for the annual Whitecross Street Party. This year there's a focus on the radical communities which have called the area home, and the event opens with a multicultural parade, followed by short film screenings, panel talks (author Malorie Blackman is scheduled), with live painting and street art, a words stage, music, family activities, food stalls and more.

Free, 13-14 July.

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Get (candy) caned at this unseasonably seasonal pop-up.Christmas really DOES come around earlier each year...

The Mistletoe Mixer — an unashamedly Christmassy cocktail pop-up that's all Wham! and retro fairy lights — launches on Thursday 1 August 2024, four months ahead of December, and almost five months premature of Christmas Day itself.

Drinks include the Keep your change, ya filthy Flip! eggnog, and the Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian! negroni.The kitsch 12-seater bar — which surely owes more than a sprinkling of inspiration to the wonderful Miracle pop-up — can be found hidden behind a toilet door at Merchant House in the City for two weeks only this summer, offering up unseasonably seasonal slurps including the 'Keep your change, ya filthy Flip!' (an eggnog-inspired drink garnished with a toasted marshmallow); the 'It's a beaut, Clark! It's a flute!' (a candy cane-topped peppermint champagne tipple) and the 'It's because I’m green isn't it?' — a spiced apple and ginger rum highball.

Listen, we just wrote the article, OK...And to anyone now RAGING that they'd like to enjoy their summer first thank you very much, listen, we just wrote the article — it's not our bar.

Mistletoe Mixer operates on a ticketed basis, with Tuesday and Wednesday reserved for group experience bookings (£65pp including four drinks), and Thursday to Saturday for general tickets (£35pp including two drinks).

DesignMyNight Presents The Mistletoe Mixer At Merchant House, 1-17 August 2024

All images © Mistletoe Mixer

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Courtesy of TAS Rights Management, LLCA free trail dedicated to singer-songwriter Taylor Swift opens at the V&A Museum later this month.

The trail will comprise of 16 looks from Swift's musical 'eras', featuring costumes, instruments, music awards and other objects from her personal collection. Among them are cowboy boots worn during her period as a country singer in 2007, through to the black ruffled dress seen in the music video for her latest single, Fortnight.

The trail is spread over 13 stops — 13 being a lucky number for Swift and her fandom — throughout the V&A's permanent galleries, each one theatrically staged with accompanying soundtrack, music videos and set dressing. Previously unseen archive material exploring Swift's childhood features, and the display also delves into the phenomenon of the 'Swiftie' fandom.

Taylor Swift | Songbook Trail is at the V&A from Saturday 27 July-Sunday 8 September 2024, and is free to visit. The Eras Tour returns to Wembley Stadium for five nights in August.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of The Courtauld Gallery.

Men and Boys, Southam Street, London , 1959 Vintage gelatin silver print, 18.5 x 27 Courtesy the Roger Mayne ArchiveChildren playing in a bombed-out Bermondsey building. Teddy Girls striking a pose at Battersea Funfair. A teen jiving on a now-demolished street in North Kensington. These are just some of the subjects immortalised in the work of self-taught British photographer Roger Mayne. This summer, you've got the chance to see 60 of his images — some of which have never been on public display before — at The Courtauld Gallery's first ever photography exhibition.

Teddy Girls, Battersea Funfair , 1956 Vintage gelatin silver print 58.3 x 43.8cm Courtesy Victoria & Albert MuseumRoger Mayne: Youth reassesses the photographer's importance, through the lens of his black and white photographs of children and young people. Many of these were taken during the late 1950s and early 1960s in London, including the work for which he is perhaps best known: his documentation of children in Southam Street, which was later demolished as part of a slum clearance programme.

A Girl Jiving in Southam Street (Eileen Sheekey) , London, 1957 Vintage gelatin silver print 36.5 x 25.2cm Courtesy Victoria & Albert MuseumThe exhibition — and its accompanying catalogue — casts Roger Mayne as a key figure in the emergence of documentary photography as an art form in post-war Britain. On top of his iconic street photography, though, The Courtauld Gallery will also be displaying an almost entirely unknown collection of images from later in his career, including shots of his own family taken in Dorset, and on his honeymoon in Spain (curator Jane Alison put the exhibition together in close collaboration with Mayne's daughter, Katkin Tremayne).

Girl in a Market, Almunecar, Costa del Sol , 1962 Vintage gelatin silver print mounted on board 59.5 x 91.5cm Courtesy the Roger Mayne ArchiveRoger Mayne: Youth is at The Courtauld in Somerset House now, running until 1 September 2024. Your ticket includes entry to both the exhibition and the gallery's permanent collection, where you'll find paintings, drawings, prints, sculpture and decorative arts ranging from the Renaissance through to the 20th century. The gallery's remarkable group of Impressionist and Post-Impressionist paintings are especially worth a look, with world-famous works like Édouard Manet's A Bar at the Folies Bergère, and Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear by Vincent van Gogh, as well as the most significant collection of works by Cézanne in the UK.

Henry Moore Tube Shelter Perspective 1941. Pencil, wax crayon, coloured crayon, watercolour and wash on paper. Henry Moore FoundationOn top of all that, it's a fantastic chance to see The Courtauld's temporary display Vanessa Bell: A Pioneer of Modern Art, which features the Bloomsbury Group artist's masterpiece A Conversation, alongside other paintings, a woodcut and bold, abstract textile designs. Be sure to also check out Henry Moore: Shadows on the Wall while you're here, too. This temporary exhibition showcases haunting sketches made by sculptor Henry Moore, inspired by the scenes of Londoners seeking refuge in Underground stations during the Blitz.

Both are sticking around until the early autumn and are included with your ticket price— coupled with Roger Mayne: Youth, they comprise The Courtauld's fantastic Summer of Art programme. Book your tickets today.

Children in a Bombed Building, Bermondsey, London , 1954 Vintage gelatin silver print 28 x 19.5cm Courtesy the Roger Mayne ArchiveRoger Mayne: Youth is at The Courtauld Gallery, Somerset House (Strand) until 1 September. Tickets here.

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Image: Matt BrownIn a bid to visit all of London's local history hubs, we pop into the bountiful basement of Islington Museum.

Islington Museum on St John Street will stop you in your tacks precisely twice. The first 'Oh' moment is a confrontation with the likeness of Vladimir Lenin (above). Municipal buildings usually contain a bust or twelve, but rarely one of the founder of the Soviet Union.

The second WTF comes from a book called Yoga and Health, fronted by a Victorian gent and an Hawaiian goose. It sits beside an Agatha Christie novel centred on a pair of matrimonial cats:

Image: Matt BrownThis is why I love local museums.

Lenin's here because he spent much of the 1900s living and working in Islington. He met Stalin and Trotsky in the borough, published a revolutionary newspaper from Clerkenwell Green, and lived in a flat near King's Cross. The bust was unveiled close to Lenin's former home in 1942. But it quickly drew the ire of anti-communists and was repeatedly vandalised and then withdrawn. It's now a museum piece.

The library books are the mischievous handiwork of playwright Joe Orton and his lover (and eventual murderer) Kenneth Halliwell. The pair defaced dozens of Islington library books in the early 1960s, often using collage to comic effect. Four examples can be found in Islington Museum. While nobody would condone the disfigurement of public property, it's hard not to giggle at the results. The magistrate took a dimmer view. Orton and Halliwell were sentenced to six months in prison for their japery, which seems more than harsh. Orton put it down to homophobia.

Image: Matt BrownElsewhere, the venue covers all the usual bases you'd expect in a local museum. Crime and punishment, education, entertainment, a little about Arsenal FC, immigrant communities, the borough at war... All are covered with a breezy mix of text panels and objects, and the occasional audio file to listen into. A display on the recently closed Holloway Prison is particularly good.

Rather than telling a broad-brush history of the borough, the approach is typically one of drilling down into one specific location. For example, this cabinet contains the historical bric-a-brac recovered from just a single Islington address:

Image: Matt BrownThe collection comes from 53 Cross Street (a road connecting Upper Street and Essex Road). It includes centuries of detritus including walnut shells, a child's shoe, Victorian buttons and a gas mask mouthpiece. These humdrum objects may come from just one tiny corner of Islington, but they offer glimpses of wider society, across many generations.

A drover's badge and whistle from the early 20th century. London's main cattle market was located off Caledonian Road at the time.As local history museums go, Islington's is wide-ranging, interesting even to non-residents and occasionally fun. Bold move, too, to place those defaced books right beneath the borough's main library.

Islington Museum, 245 St John St (down in the basement), London EC1V 4NB. Open Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri, Sat, 10am-5pm

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

The Top Exhibitions to See in London: July And August 2024Barbie, Hockney and a garden made from jeans.

Review: Taylor Swift's Eras Tour At WembleyIt's been a long time coming...

RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival Is Back! Here Are Our Highlights...Happening 2-7 July. (sponsor)

Who Lives Where In Fictional London?Matt's new book looks at fictional addresses in the capital.

13 Outdoor Pools And Lidos For Open-Air Swimming In London This SummerHeated and unheated places to take a refreshing dip.

70+ Summery Things To Do In London This Month: July 2024Festivals, football, and a chance to visit Buckingham Palace.

Image: Sophie WedgewoodNow In Colour: John Rocque Map Of Georgian Westminster And LambethPart 2 of our project to colour in the map from 1746.

Independence Day Events: Where To Celebrate 4 July In LondonWhiskey tasting, and tours of a Founding Father's former home.

Image: Image: Raúl Nájera via UnsplashLondon Trans+ Pride Returns This JulyA peaceful march through central London, open to trans+ people, the LGBTQIA+ community and allies,

Image: Angela ChristofilouIf You Could Own One Building In London, Which Would It Be?(And no you can't demolish it.)

Swan Upping: What Is It, And Where To See It Everything you need to know about the annual tradition.

Pick Your Own Lavender At This Annual Harvest Weekend In South LondonCarshalton Lavender invites you to snip your own bunch.

Image: Carshalton Lavender3,000 Rubber Ducks Will Be Released Into Paddington Basin This JulyAn absolutely quacking event on Regent's Canal.

Once-In-A-Year Chance To Visit These Victorian Ice Wells In King's CrossSpecial Sunday at London Canal Museum.

10 Ways To Help Create A Greener LondonPlant trees, go on marches or take up guerilla gardening.

Image: Arne Halvorsen via creative commonsMeet Croydon's queer royaltyLong may LGBTQ+ club night Their Majesties reign over us.

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Image: Matt BrownContinuing our series looking at London's best murals.

I'm sure we've all puzzled over this mural, at the northern end of Soho. A crouching figure holds a book, and stares back at the viewer. Meanwhile, a chunky section of tree trunk flees the scene. It's simultaneously one of London's simplest and strangest murals. What does it mean?

The mural was painted in 1988-89 by Louise Vine. It's called Ode to the West Wind, after a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley. The site, on the corner of Poland Street and Great Marlborough Street, is no accident. A Blue Plaque on the building reveals that Shelley lived here in 1811 — though only for a month before the fickle winds of fate blew him elsewhere.

Shelley's poem explores the death and decay that the autumn winds usher in, eventually undone by the rejuvenation of spring. It can be seen as a metaphor for change and contrast. Only by clearing away the old and decayed can fresh ideas blossom. The mural shows just this. The violent damage to the tree on the left (perhaps a reference to the Great Storm of 1987), is balanced by the calm, contemplative figure with a book of ideas. That's my reading of it, anyway.

Shelley, incidentally, is something of a staple of London murals. You can find his likeness on the nearby Spirit of Soho mural (just off Carnaby Street), and a mile away on the Somers Town mural of Polygon Road.

Enriching livesThe Great Marlborough Street mural was painted over a third of a century ago now, and is still a striking presence on the corner. It had a difficult genesis. Some kind of mural on the site was originally suggested in 1986, as a lasting reminder of that year's Soho Jazz Festival. Nothing came of it until the Soho Society took up the cause. Artist Louise Vines, from the London Wall women's mural collective, was then commissioned to create the site-specific mural.

The project was almost scuppered by financial problems. Funding was secured from Westminster Council and a private sponsor, but the project was still £11,900 short. "If only we can raise enough money to finish the wall, then we will be able to enrich the lives of people who live and work in the area," Vines told the press in 1988. The money was eventually provided by the neighbouring Pavilion Italian restaurant*, and the mural was completed the following year.

It has indeed enriched the lives of many people who've passed by in the decades since. And the corner has even seen its own arboreal rejuvenation. Where once this stretch of Great Marlborough Street had only grey pavements, it's now alive with birch trees. One particularly towering example, planted in 2017, stands directly opposite the splintered tree of the mural.

Image: Google Street ViewAs Shelley himself put it:

Wild Spirit, which art moving everywhere;Destroyer and preserver; hear, oh hear!


*Vasco and Piertot's Pavilion, incidentally, lasted right up until 2021 when a landlord dispute forced it to vacate after 50 years on Poland Street. It now trades from nearby D'Arblay Street.

See also: The Battersea mural, the Battle of Cable Street mural.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of the Royal Horticultural Society.

Fancy getting inspired by all things green in the grounds of an actual palace?

From Tuesday 2 July to Sunday 7 July, you're invited to join the Royal Horticultural Society at one of the grandest former royal residences in London. This is the RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival, a chance for keen gardeners and novices alike to bask in the beauty of nature at Henry VIII's old gaff, get tips and tricks for growing at home, and leave laden with houseplants to brighten up that living room.

Here are five reasons to visit:

  1. Gardens galoreAs you might expect, garden design takes centre stage at RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival (the name gives it away, doesn't it?). This year, there are some fantastically-themed oases for you to explore, from The Lion King Anniversary Garden — which celebrates the 25th anniversary of the Disney musical in the West End — to Arit Anderson's Peat-Free Garden, created using exclusively upcycled materials.

If you're looking to transform your own green space with limited funds, be sure to pop by the RHS Money Saving Garden for inspiration. Here, you'll discover how to grow for free, and cultivate a beautiful outdoor space on a budget.

  1. Tips, tricks (and houseplants!) to take homeMore opportunities to nurture your green thumb can be found in the form of talks by industry experts like Arit Anderson, Adam Frost, Joe Swift and Rekha Mistry, to name but a few.

Masterclasses take place every day in the Peat-Free Garden, or get stuck into a range of workshops, including terrarium-making — so no FOMO for gardenless festival-goers! Speaking of which, the festival also boasts a brand new Houseplant Market; an opportunity to let a little more greenery into your life, regardless of whether you have outdoor space to play with.

  1. Flower powerAlso brand new for 2024? A dazzling daisy display, with different species of Asteraceae planted en masse, to create a sea of colour. Flower lovers also won't want to miss the ever-popular Festival of Roses, where you can discover four new varieties. Hampton Court Palace itself, as you might know, is synonymous with the rose — peep the Tudor symbol on its brickwork, and there's the Rose Garden to see before you even get to the gates of the festival!

  2. Food for thoughtWant to start (or elevate) your own veggie patch? Visit the much-loved RHS Allotments for some inspiration. Here you'll find rows of seasonal vegetables — some perfectly formed, others beautifully wonky.

  3. Summer family funGrowers of all ages are well-catered for at RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival, with kids invited to learn all about beekeeping, build a den, or try out the Forest School. Take the opportunity to unwind, with an eclectic line-up of music at the bandstand and tons of incredible food and drink options. Choose between global street food served up by KERB, an ice-cream on Village Green or — if you're looking for something more regal to match the setting — splash out on a Fortnum & Mason Hamper, complete with fizz, to enjoy beside Long Water.


RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival runs Tuesday 2 July to Sunday 7 July. Tickets are available to book online now, and walk-up tickets may also be bought on the door at the festival, including tickets for children (and under 5s go free!)

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If you could own one building in London which would it be? We put that question to our readers (with the proviso, you cannot knock said building down) — and here's what you came back to us with.

"Royal Albert Hall so I could watch as many shows as I wanted." Image: User:Colin via creative commonsClassic wish list"Big Ben." - Татьяна

"The Tate Modern so I could have at least one room for me and my friends to have their art up in London!" - Amanda

"St Paul's Cathedral." - Julie

"The Tower of London." - Nikki [Ed's note: well people do still live there]

"Tower Bridge 😍" - Wendy

"A small one-bedroom flat directly opposite the British Museum" - Jo [Ed's note: very humble of you not to take the whole British Museum, Jo]

"British Museum." - Boris

Culture vulturesWilton's Music Hall: consider it shotgunned by Michael. Image: Londonist"Royal Albert Hall so I could watch as many shows as I wanted." - Sally

"The Rainbow Theatre, Finsbury Park. Turn it back into a music venue." - Paul

"Southbank Centre, incl RFH." - Josephine [Ed's note: yep that's included]

"St Paul's Studios, the artists Houses on Talgarth Road" - Nancy

"48 Doughty Street." - Eric [Ed's note: that'll be the former home of Charles Dickens]

"Royal Academy of Music." - Fumi

"Anything in Barbican!" - Marcin

"Wellcome Collection. Please and thank you." - Stacey

"Wilton's Music Hall." - Michael

"I would happily live in the National Theatre." - Clive

"Natural History Museum." - Dean

"I'd consider the British Library plus its contents!" - Ottoline [Ed's note: we'll throw 'em in]

"Sir John Soane's Museum." - Cream Ink

"Victoria and Albert museum, a flat over looking the garden. Being able to explore all the corridors at will.
Skating round it after hours, in various wheeled accessories, but not the statue bit." - *Lisa [Ed's note: what's wrong with the sculpture bit — or do you mean you'd be in danger of knocking them over?!]***

Posh house please Leighton House is one of many posh houses you lot want to get your mitts on. Image: KotomiCreations via creative commons"Ham House." - James

"Clarence House." - Viviana

"Keats House." - Joanne

"Aspley House. Who wouldn’t want the address 'No. 1 London'? - Eric

"Sutton House." - Trevor

"Spencer House." - Sarah

"Kenwood House." - Nico

"Leighton House." - Lizzie

"Senate House." - URSG

"Somerset House." - Lisa

Regal eagles"Buckingham Palace. I'd Airbnb it." Image: Royal Collection Trust / © His Majesty King Charles III 2023."Kensington Palace." - Caroline

"Hampton Court Palace." - Julie

"Queen's House Greenwich, partly because it’d save me trying to find a parking space near the office..." - Debbie

"Buckingham Palace. I'd Airbnb it." - Steve

Art deco dream"Freemasons' Hall , Great Queen Street." - Naomi

"Battersea Power Station. Coolest building in London." - Jilly

"The Hoover Building." - Charlotte

Have I got views for youImage: Matt Brown/Londonist"Something atop of one of the big hills, either the top of Greenwich Park (perhaps even the observatory) or Hampstead Hill for the views. Or alternatively one of the Penthouses in the Barbican." - Ben [Ed's note: make your mind up, Ben!]

"Centre Point. The views!" - Dez

"Trellick Tower." - Em

"Horizon 22, amazing views. Or actually the floor below so everyone could still enjoy this wonderful place." - Amanda [Ed's note: very thoughtful of you! Right, everyone round to Amanda's place!]

"Post Office Tower — have the revolving restaurant as my big, great view" - Tony [Ed's note: we might just be getting that revolving restaurant back, Tony]

"The Gherkin - easy question." - Eeva

"A flat overlooking Greenwich Park would be nice…" - *Rachel*

"Crystal Palace Transmitter. Short commute as I work there, rent from customers, underground lair, good car parking, lovely park on the door step and a great view. What's not to like?" - Paul [Ed's note: decent phone signal too?]

"Either The Shard or The Walkie-Talkie building." - *Gareth [Ed's note: Because you couldn't make your mind up we're going to give you a one bed flat in Barking]*

Famous addressesAn elementary choice. Image: Londonist"221B Baker Street!" - Кирилл

"55 Tufton Street, once its been fumigated." - Adam [Ed's note: what could you possibly mean...]

"10 Downing Street. I’d run the country better than the current k* that is in there!" - Mark

Well, if you're sure..."Loftus Road Stadium." - Jamie

"The loos on Hampstead Heath." - *NW3 Girl*

Didn't think of that oneBirgit's bagged this one. Image: James Petts via creative commons"The Twinings shop." - Guy

"MI5 building — all the secrets it holds." - Diane

"7 Lothbury. It's such an amazing looking building." - Valary [Ed's note: Valary, you are not wrong]

"Fabric (the nightclub)" - Bobby

"Konk Studios." - Jane

"The Scala!" - Birgit

"Abbey Mills Pumping Station, if it came with the Bazalgette archive..." - Jackie [Ed's note: you're in luck Jackie — it does!]

"Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. Have many happy memories of there from my surgeries and numerous appointments." - Michael

"I would be happy with the Thatched House Lodge." - Hajnalka

"The Necropolis railway building." - Sideways [Ed's note: You're in luck there — at time of writing, that one is actually up for sale]

"The old stained glass factory on Engel Street." - Ruth****

"Great Arthur House on the Golden Lane estate." - *Graham*

"Ismaili Centre, South Ken. Exquisite detailing!" - Mel

"Goldsmiths' Hall" - Lynn

"The Texas Legation." - David

"Ealing Town Hall... space for everything at last!" - Tracey

"Admiralty Arch." - David [Ed's note: you will at least be able to stay there soon]

"29 Melbury Road." - Phil [Ed's note: aka the Tower House]

Not quite in the spirit of the game"Emirates Stadium. London without Arsenal would be lovely!" Image: jpellgen (@1105_jp) via creative commons"Any townhouse in Mayfair which I could sell for millions and then move to Dublin." - Chris [Ed's note: DISALLOWED!]

"Emirates Stadium. London without Arsenal would be lovely!" - Joe [Ed's note: someone's found a loophole in our no demolition rule]

"Tottenham's stadium - and then close it to the public." - Mark [Ed's note: right back atcha, Joe]

"Parliament. I would not knock it down, I would turn it into the circus it really is." - Lisa [Ed's note: oi Lisa, no politics!]

"The Bank of England and just keep going to the vault whenever I need money!" - *Yuko [Ed's note: the building that pays your mortgage and then some...]*

"Camden Lock and Dingwalls as a business and one of the big cream houses by Regent's Park to live in." - Lizzy *[Ed's note: greedy...]*

Treating the place like a hotel"The Savoy Hotel. It's handy for the shops an' that." Image: Dave Phillips via creative commons"Claridge's. Leave the staff... I'm happy!" - Ottoline

"The Savoy Hotel. It's handy for the shops an' that." - Foxton

"Charing Cross Hotel!" - Nancy

"Strand Palace Hotel, spent so much happy time there, and so central for everything." - Meryl

Shopaholics' delight "Harrods. Would keep the toilets and restaurants." - Anna

"Fortnum & Masons" - Robert

"Liberty department store. So beautiful." - Fiona

Buildings of boozeWell played Zsofia, well played indeed. Image: Ewan Munro via creative commons"Skehan's pub." - Edward

"Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese." - Michael

"Any pub. Not fussy which one. Any one will do." - Joel

"Griffin Brewery." - Zsofia

Well connected"City Thameslink station. That area definitely feels like home." - Michelle

"St Pancras station." - Dorothy [Ed's note: oh boy, and those links to Paris too!]

"St. Pancras Renaissance Hotel" - Shannon [Ed's note: you'll have to ask Dorothy first]

So selfless"Whitechapel Bell Foundry - as no-one seems to be taking responsibility for its upkeep." Image: Evo Flash via creative commons"The Roundhouse. Strip out the bling and put it back similar to how it was in the '70s, but slightly cleaner and safer!" - Peter

"Whitechapel Bell Foundry — as no-one seems to be taking responsibility for its upkeep." - David

"Banqueting House, and install a Civil War museum." - Steve

"The Post Office Tower for a friend who adores it." - Jenny [Ed's note: it's not Tony from earlier on is it?]

Can't have it, that's what I'm having (it's in the small print that Londonist gets 5 buildings)"Bibendum." - Jennifer

"The OXO Tower please." - José

"The Daily Express building in Fleet Street...an art deco gem!" - Gary [Ed's note: I'm afraid you're going to have to fight me for this Gary...]

"55 Broadway." - Gavin

"Rivoli Ballroom in Brockley. With a good steam cleaner!!" - *Irmani*

All I want is a room somewhere"One of the houses on Strand-on-the-Green." Image: Maxwell Hamilton via creative commons"One of the cottages on Hopton Street in Southwark." - Michelle

"One of the houses on Strand-on-the-Green." - Olga

"The house on the right next to The Globe Theatre." - Runa

"18 Folgate Street." - Sonya

"A flat (or two) in Alexandra and Ainsworth Estate." - Leo. [Ed's note: Leo you can have ONE flat — so choose widely]

"Just a tiny flat in north London would do me." - Mel

"Our old terraced house in Barnes." - Lisa

"A house in Holly Village off Swain's Lane." - Martin

"My own home — the mortgage is killing me." - Pete [Ed's note: yes, thanks for that, Liz Truss]

"Literally any would do, so long as it has windows." - Nedd

"This is particularly triggering for someone who'll never be able to afford to buy a home in London 😢" - Jim

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As summer reaches its peak (fingers crossed), London's cultural scene is bursting with must-see exhibitions. From Barbie to David Hockney, there's something to captivate every exhibition art lover. Here's our guide to the top exhibitions to catch this July and August.

Let's go party: Barbie at Design Museum© Mattel, IncBelieve it or not, the fresh-faced doll turns 65 this year, something that's celebrated with this major show charting Barbie's evolution — not just in fashion but also architecture, furniture and vehicle design. 180 dolls feature altogether, including a rare first edition Barbie from 1959, and the first Black, Hispanic and Asian dolls to bear the Barbie name — as well as the first Barbie with Down syndrome, and the first to use a wheelchair. Don your pinkest clothing and head on over to find yourself in a Barbie World.

Barbie: the exhibition at the Design Museum. 5 July 2024 - 23 February 2025, adult tickets from £14.38

Race and art: Lonnie Holley at Camden Art Centre© Lonnie Holley. Image courtesy Edel AssantiThis is the first major exhibition in London of American artist and musician Lonnie Holley. Known for his improvisational approach, Holley transforms overlooked and discarded materials into profound works of art. Highlights include a monumental pipe organ sculpture commemorating the 2015 Charleston church massacre and poignant pieces addressing racial violence. Holley's emotional works are deeply rooted in his heritage and life experiences, offering powerful messages of resilience and hope.

Lonnie Holley: The Growth of Communication at Camden Art Centre. 5 July - 15 September, free.

Gold and myths: Lina Iris Viktor at John Soane's MuseumImage courtesy Caudwell collectionThis wide-ranging show explores connections across cultures and eras, from ancient Egypt to medieval illumination. Viktor's sculptural works, created specifically for this exhibition, are interspersed throughout the museum, echoing John Soane's own eclectic collection. Viktor has created her own mythic time by fusing different motifs and materials, spanning sculpture, painting, photography, and gilding — using materials such as bronze, ceramic, wood and silk.

Lina Iris Viktor: Mythic Time & Tens of Thousands of Rememberings at Sir John Soane's Museum. 10 July - 19 January 2025, free.

Grayson Perry at PitzhangerOne of the tapestries when previously shown at The Lightbox in Woking. Photo: Tabish KhanThe Vanity of Small Differences is a series of six large-scale tapestries by Grayson Perry that show the rise and fall of a modern-day fictional character called Tom Rakewell. It's based on William Hogarth's famous series A Rake's Progress, and now Perry's works are on show in this building for which A Rake's Progress was originally purchased by John Soane, in order to display it. Much like Hogarth's work, Perry's is an excellent satire on class, wealth and contemporary society.

Grayson Perry: The Vanity of Small Differences at Pitzhanger. 10 July - 8 December, £12 for adults (includes general admission).

Portraits aplenty: HSF Portrait Award at National Portrait Gallery© Peter FieldLaunching under a new name, the Herbert Smith Freehills Portrait Award (formerly the BP Portrait Award) is an exhibition celebrating the best in contemporary portraiture. It's always a diverse mix of entrants and painting styles that shows us just what portraiture can be in today's world — and there's always great fun to be had in finding your personal favourite.

Herbert Smith Freehills Portrait Award 2024 at National Portrait Gallery. 11 July - 27 October, free.

A denim garden: Ian Berry at Garden Museum© Ian BerryYou walk along a garden path and through dangling leaves — the twist being they're made from recycled jeans. Ian Berry has been working with denim for years and here he's created an immersive garden we can step into and enjoy. Exploring themes of sustainability in the textile industries and the importance of access to green spaces in the city for young minds, it must be seen to be believed.

Ian Berry: The Secret Garden at Garden Museum. 13 July - 8 September, free.

Blowing your mind: The Paradox MuseumPrepare to have your mind and eyes scrambled at the Paradox Museum, where nothing is as it seems. This immersive experience features a series of optical illusions and interactive exhibits designed to challenge perceptions and defy logic. It's a fun, family-friendly adventure that will leave you questioning reality. There arev already branches across the world, and London's Knightsbridge is the next place to make heads spin.

Paradox Museum London. Opens 17 July, £22 for adults / £16.50 for children.

Posters for peace: Peter Kennard at Whitechapel GalleryA/POLITICAL collection, Courtesy Peter KennardPeter Kennard is one of Britain’s most important political artists — his posters against war and nuclear weapons making powerful statements about the futile nature of conflicts and the military industrial complex. This retrospective at Whitechapel Gallery presents an extensive archive of his photomontages and installations, which have addressed issues from nuclear disarmament to social justice. Sadly, his work remains just as relevant today as when he first started making it decades ago.

Peter Kennard: Archive of Dissent: Whitechapel Gallery. 23 July - 19 September, free.

Masters across centuries: Hockney and Piero at The National Gallery© David Hockney. Photo: Tate, LondonDavid Hockney and early Renaissance master Piero della Francesca may seem an odd pairing. Hockney's paintings are highly personal — depicting his parents and a friend — while Piero's work is on the Baptism of Christ - very different works but equally moving. Still, the National Gallery is inviting us to connect the dots across the centuries, and we reckon they know what they're doing. The gallery has a great track record with its one-room displays; the ongoing Caravaggio work has had people queuing up to get a glimpse.

Hockney and Piero: A Longer Look at The National Gallery. 8 August - 27 October, free.

Shorter runs and smaller eventsIn this section we step away from the major exhibitions and focus on smaller ones, some of which run over a shorter timescale too.

Copyright Tim Noble and Sue Webster. Courtesy Tin Man ArtThe glittering interior of Fitzrovia Chapel is turning to a different kind of worship as Tin Man Art gallery fills it with artists that deal in witches, female power and proto-religious imagery (2-12 July, free). Meanwhile, illustrator and cartoonist Ben Jennings has created his own take on Hogarth's Rake's Progress (a popular theme right now!) through a series of drawings at Coningsby Gallery (8-20 July, free).

Family Ties at St. Margaret's House in Bethnal Green is a group exhibition that asks how photography can both shape and reveal our distinctive perspectives of memory, family and migration (2-29 July, free). Sticking with photography in east London, the Photobookcafe has Wolfgang Strassl's candid shots of legs and bodies of fellow tube commuters (4-7 July, free).

Photograph: Prudence UptonRejects is a collection of works pulled together by Art Friend gallery in Stoke Newington, as they showcase artists who didn't make it into this year's Royal Academy Summer Exhibition (4-14 July, free). While if you want to pick up a mini-masterpiece then the one-night-only postcard fundraiser 'From ArtCan with Love' will be on at Bermondsey Project Space* (23 July, 6-8pm, free - booking required)

Greenwich and Docklands International Festival returns to the area — and this time it has an eight-hour performance on a suspended melting block of ice (sounds slippery, pictured above), theatre on the banks of the Thames and a synchronised pram party. In total there are over 50 free performances to choose from. (23 Aug - 8 Sept, free).

An exhibition outside LondonPhotography: Marcus Leith. Courtesy of the artist, Modern Art, London, and Luhring Augustine, New YorkOur top pick for outside London this summer is Mohammed Sami's exhibition at Blenheim Palace. Bringing together his own Iraqi heritage and the rich history of Blenheim, Sami has created a new series of paintings that reflect on both this grand location, and his own personal journey. Sami’s paintings feature landscapes, interiors and more abstract scenes, but no human figures. It's never clear what's real and what isn't in his work — and its this ambiguity, mixed with references to history and politics, that pull you in.

Mohammed Sami: After the Storm at Blenheim Palace. 9 July - 6 October, £38 (concessions available).

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Image: Monika S JakubowskaA genuine Archbishop, a fake Prince Charles and one of London's greatest novelists are among the speakers at this year's Idler Festival.

Fenton House in Hampstead is the very fancy venue for 2024's event, a relaxed-jolly of ideas, activities... and inactivities.

The annual event, which this year takes place on 5-7 July, features some serious big-name speakers, but in a studiously laid-back environment. Festival goers are invited to do "as much or as little as they please".

You'll probably end up doing quite a lot, actually, because the speakers include (deep breath) Dominic West, Zadie Smith, Charlie Higson, Rowan Williams, Tim Key, Salena Godden, Rosie Holt and DJ Paulette. All unmissable.

The venue of Fenton House is a gorgeous 17th century mansion hidden away from the busier areas of Hampstead. The house and garden are overseen by the National Trust, but this weekend sees an Idler takeover.

Monika S JakubowskaAnd because this is The Idler, we can expect something a little more idiosyncratic than your common-or-garden festival. Side activities include "beekeeping, ukulele, dancing, bibliotherapy, agony aunts, foraging, walks and plenty of time to loaf under the apple trees".

That's just the headline stuff, too. You'll find dozens of other diversions on the billing, including Sky at Night's Chris Lintott on extraterrestrial discoveries, Radio 3's Georgia Mann DJs in the orchard, and our old mate Henry "CurioCity" Eliot leads a literary lope around Hampstead. Not exactly idle, then.

The Idler Festival, Fenton House, Hampstead, 5-7 July 2024.

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by The Brentford Project.

All weekendPub in the Park is as much about the music as it is about the food.PUB IN THE PARK: Food and music festival Pub in the Park pitches up in Chiswick. Scouting for Girls, Busted and Jools Holland are all on the eclectic music line-up over the three days, with a chef demo stage, fire pit, artisan food market and pop-up bars taking care of the refreshment. 28-30 June

FUSE INTERNATIONAL: For 10 days, performing arts festival FUSE International takes over Kingston, with a programme of music, theatre, dance, comedy, visual arts, spoken word, circus and more. Highlights this weekend include family-friendly circus show Little Dragons, and a variety night of climate comedy. Browse the full programme for details. 28 June-7 July

BST HYDE PARK: BST Hyde Park is back, bringing huge music names to the pop-up festival site in Hyde Park. It begins this weekend with SZA headlining Saturday, and Kings of Leon on Sunday. Morgan Wallen, Robbie Williams and Shania Twain are among performers over the coming fortnight. From 29 June

INDEPENDENT CERAMICS MARKET: Over 90 ceramic artists including current students, up-and-coming graduates, and established ceramicists from various studios exhibit and sell their creations at the Independent Ceramics Market at Abney Public Hall in Stoke Newington. 29-30 June

Have a browse at the Independent Ceramics MarketEEL PIE ISLAND: The mysterious art studios on Twickenham's Eel Pie Island open to the public for the weekend, giving you the chance to peruse handmade ceramics, oil paintings, jewellery and the like. Though the island itself is open to visit anytime, the studios — shrubbery-ensconced huts festooned with headless mannequins, skeletons in cages, and other forms of screwball sculptures — are usually kept private. 29-30 June (also 6-7 July)

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY: One of our favourite annual exhibitions, Wildlife Photographer of the Year ends its 59th incarnation at the Natural History Museum at the end of this weekend. See photos of animals and the natural world taken by photographers all over the globe, including the overall winners. It's likely to be busy this weekend, so book in advance. Until 30 June

WHY WOMEN GROW: Last chance to see Why Women Grow, an exhibition at the Garden Museum, telling the stories of women who have been interviewed for Alice Vincent's Why Women Grow podcast, about what gardening means to them. Until 30 June

It's Pride weekend! Image: iStock/coldsnowstormLONDON FESTIVAL OF ARCHITECTURE: We're in the final weekend of this year's London Festival of Architecture, but there's still plenty to see and do. Hear a Sikh and Punjab history of Hampton Court Palace, visit an 18th-century mansion house not normally open to the public, attend West Hendon Carnival... or catch one of the exhibitions or displays you've been meaning to see all month. Until 30 June

TREASURE HOUSE FAIR: Art, antiques and design pieces — each carefully vetted by a panel of independent experts — are being sold by specialist dealers at the Treasure House Fair, taking place in the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea. 27 June-2 July

INDIAN FILM FESTIVAL: Along with venues in Birmingham, Manchester and Yorkshire, London hosts an Indian film festival, showcasing Indian and South Asian premieres. This weekend, the programme includes the world premieres of documentary Tight: The World of Indian Bodybuilding, and Before Nikkah, about two British Pakistanis who go on a blind date, as they prepare for a prospective arranged marriage. 26 June-7 July

SPITALFIELDS MUSIC FESTIVAL: Venues around east London host performances for the opening weekend of Spitalfields Music Festival. Join in with renditions of Fleetwood Mac's biggest hits under the guidance of an expert vocal leader (Saturday), or catch cutting-edge classical ensemble Manchester Collective performing at Village Underground in Shoreditch (Sunday). Other highlights this weekend include guided walking tours around De Beauvoir and the Isle of Dogs, with events continuing into next week. 27 June-10 July (sponsor)

EUROS: By the time this weekend rolls around, the Group Stage of the Euros will be over, and the final 16 continue their battle for victory in matches from Saturday onwards (two matches each day on both Saturday and Sunday this week). At time of writing we don't know all the teams going forward, but these London bars, pubs and other venues are likely to be screening all of the Euros action. Until 14 July


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Enjoy a free waterside cinema, floating bands and moreFloating musicians, classic car boot sales and an al fresco cinema by the canal are on the summer line-up at The Brentford Project in west London.

The Brentford Project — a stunning new waterside development by Ballymore — is already in full summer mode! Saturday 29 June sees Festival on the Water, where you can spend the day perusing market stalls, indulging in pop-up food and drink, and dancing to bands playing on a floating stage! There's also a chic car boot sale courtesy of Duke of London, where you can snaffle up vintage clothing, automobilia, artwork and vinyls — sold from classic cars and supercars!

Then, from 1 July-31 August, Everyman on the Water pitches up with its free waterside cinema screen, showing the Wimbledon tennis action from 1-14 July, followed by a series of Hollywood blockbuster hits and family faves. Oh, and it's totally free!

Get stuck into all these free activities and plenty more this summer, at The Brentford Project.


Saturday 29 JuneSZA opens this year's BST Hyde Park. Photo: Tom HancockDRINK, DEATH & DEBAUCHERY: The Foundling Museum offers a guided walk through Bloomsbury and the West End, focusing on the debauchery of 18th-century London, including the gin craze of the 18th century, and the story of William Hogarth’s Gin Lane. Gallows, plague pits and prostitution also feature. 11am-1pm

HOMES OF THE FUTURE: What will the homes of the future look like? The Grant Museum of Zoology holds a workshop for all ages, where you can get involved in designing homes which, instead of destroying habitats, help humans to live alongside wildlife more peacefully — think an aardvark tunnel in the basement, or a rainforest in the back garden. FREE, 11am-2pm

ART/MAGIC/LORE: Art, magic and folklore take centre stage in a day of talks and discussions at Conway Hall, led by London Fortean Society. Hear about the Suffragettes who saved Morris dancing, and a Leap Day tradition featuring a circle of bronze mushrooms around the Square Mile. 11am-6pm

PRIDE IN LONDON: Pride in London is the capital's biggest LGBTQ+ party. Some 30,000 participants and 300 floats are expected to take part in the procession from Hyde Park Corner to Trafalgar Square, with stages featuring live performances dotted around the West End. Even if you're not attending, expect central London to be VERY busy (and colourful!) today, with road closures in place to allow for the parade. FREE, from 12pm

Sophia Stardust stars in a Taylor Swift drag brunchTAYLOR SWIFT DRAG BRUNCH: OXBO Bankside hosts a one-off Taylor Swift Drag Brunch, headlined by drag queen, TikTok superstar and die-hard Swiftie, Sophia Stardust. Live performances of her top hits and Swift-themed bingo are on the programme, with themed cocktails — including the Fresh Blonde, Bad Blood and Champagne Problems — available. 12.30pm-3pm

TEA-QUILA PARTY: Celebrate all things Mexican at Mr Fogg's Residence in Mayfair, which throws a Tea-Quila Party. To the soundtrack of a live Mariachi band, tuck into two Patrón Tequila cocktails, a shot of tequila, nibbles, nachos, and bottomless empanadas. 1.01pm-3.45pm

THE GIANT KILLERS: Theatre production The Giant Killers tells the true story of a group of Lancashire mill workers who defied all odds to become the first working-class team in the country to play in the FA Cup. Today's your last chance to see it at Wilton's Music Hall. 2.30pm/7.30pm

See The Giant Killers at Wilton's Music HallCANDLELIGHT CLUB: Travel back to the 1920s with The Candlelight Club, a speakeasy-style event celebrating the glamour of the Jazz Age. The Summer Ball takes place in a south London ballroom, with live jazz music, saucy burlesque performances and tarot card reading, hosted by Champagne Charlie. From 7pm

CONNECTIONS 2024: The National Theatre's Connections 2024 festival shines a spotlight on young people in theatre. 10 youth theatre and school groups have been selected to perform new plays on the Dorfman stage at the National Theatre, spanning topics including neurodiversity, cancel culture and mental health. It's a bargain too — tickets are £5 per performance, or £8 for two performances in the same evening. *7pm/8.30pm*

LAUGH FOR LEUKEMIA: Comedian Nick Mohammed brings his beloved alter ego back for one final performance of his show, The Very Best & Worst of Mr. Swallow, in aid of Blood Cancer UK. Takes place at Bloomsbury Theatre. 7.30pm

GAYLI: London Irish Centre gets in on the Pride action by throwing a Gaylí — a completely inclusive take on a ceilidh, with live music by traditional Irish band Shanvaghera and Irene Martin calling the steps. 8pm

Sunday 30 JuneMeet the Mounties at London's Canada Day celebrationsSUNDAY FUNDAY: Looking for things to do in London today or any other Sunday? We've compiled a guide to things that happen in the capital on a Sunday, so you can find something to keep you busy, whoever you're with and whatever your budget.

LONDON GAMING MARKET: The London Gaming Market is back at the Royal National Hotel in Russell Square, where you can buy and trade retro video games, board games and merchandise. Note that there's a new ticketing structure to previous events, with different opening and closing times, and no door ticket sales until 3pm. 10.30am-4.30pm

BOOKMARK EMBROIDERY: Take the kids along to the Garden Museum in Lambeth for a free embroidered bookmark workshop. Learn how to use different stitches to embroider floral designs onto felt. For ages 5-12 — all children must be accompanied by a parent or carer. FREE, 11am-12.30pm

CANADA DAY: Trafalgar Square will be awash with poutine, Mounties and maple leaves for London's annual Canada Day celebration. Meet members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, take part in interactive hockey-themed activities courtesy of the National Hockey League, watch live music on stage, and tuck into Canadian-inspired dishes such as poutine. FREE, 12pm-8pm

SPIDER-MAN CONCERT: 2018 film Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is shown on a huge HD screen at Southbank Centre, accompanied by music from the score and soundtrack performed by a live orchestra, electronic musicians and a DJ. Age 7+. 2.30pm/6.30pm

The final novel of Biyi Bándélé is celebrated at Brixton House © Kólá TúbòsúnSHORT FILM SCREENINGS: Southbank Centre screens a programme of short films telling the stories of migrants and refugees, curated by actress and writer Sarah Agha. Each title has been written and directed by a refugee filmmaker or draws on real life experience, and the screening is followed by a Q&A hosted by Sarah Agha with the filmmakers, live on stage. 3pm

BIYI BÁNDÉLÉ: Brixton House hosts A Night To Remember Biyi Bándélé, in memory of the Nigerian novelist, playwright and filmmaker. The evening celebrates the launch of his final novel, Yorùbá Boy Running, completed just before he died in 2022. 5pm

MARINA SENA: Brazilian singer Marina Sena gives a live performance at the Jazz Cafe in Camden, accompanied by her full band and dancers. Expect a blend of samba, funk, carioca, trap, reggae and axé — and book soon, as her last London show was a sell-out. 7pm

PRIDE BINGO: See out Pride weekend with a Pride-themed bingo night at The Table in Battersea. Try your luck winning prizes at the bingo, before a guest performance by drag act Carmen Emissions. There are prizes for the best dressed, and the venue's happy hour takes place for the two hours prior to the event, so worth getting there early if you want to make a night of it. 7pm-10pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Hear about Polly Braden's Leaving Ukraine photographs.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Read our cracking Croydon newsletterLondonist: Croydon Edit has launched! It's a newsletter about the past, present and future of the Borough of Croydon. Give it a read — starting with this piece on when Croydon was the centre of the universe. It's free to read certain posts, but if you become a paid subscriber before 30 June, you get 20% off annual subs.

Delve into M.Rodwell's illustrations of LondonHidden London is a free exhibition from artist Magnus Rodwell, featuring lovely paintings and illustrations of the capital, which is on at Greenhouse in Shad Thames until the end of the month. Despite its name, some very well-known landmarks — including the Tower of London — feature. You can buy prints too.

Free, until 30 June.

Hear people's stories of leaving UkraineThe Foundling Museum's current exhibition, Leaving Ukraine, features photographs taken by documentary photographer Polly Braden of mothers, daughters, teenagers, and infants who fled Ukraine following the Russian invasion.

On Monday night this week, Braden takes part in an online talk about her work, along with Clare Grafik from The Photographers' Gallery. Watch Braden's short film about life as a refugee, before hearing stories of the people in the photos.

Donation (from £1), 24 June.

See costumes designed for the ROH Prize by students from University Centre South Essex, in the lobby of the Middle Eight hotel. Poppy Hillman-Crouch © Photographed by Terry CrouchOgle stunning Carmen costumesIf you missed the costumes based around the theme of Carmen and created by talented students of University Centre South Essex — recently on at Covent Garden's Royal Opera House — don't sweat. The display has been moved to the lobby of nearby hotel Middle Eight, and is there to enjoy for free for the best part of a month. Olé!

Free, until 21 July.

Learn about St Paul's in wartimeHear about the brave people who defended and protected St Paul's Cathedral during incessant bombing in the second world war. City of London Guide & Lecturer and Cathedral Guide Jill Finch gives a free talk at Guildhall Library, which is also available to watch online.

Free, 25 June.

Attend the Fleet Street Quarter Climate FestivalThe Fleet Street Quarter Climate Festival takes place on Tuesday and Wednesday this week, with a series of panel talks about different approaches to tackling the climate emergency. Among topics on the programme: redesigning cities to prioritise nature; the role the media plays in sustainable living; and the link between the spate of global elections in 2024 and climate policy.

Free, 25-26 June.

Simmer Down is back at Southbank Centre. Photo: Alice BoageySee new theatre at Connections 2024School and youth theatre groups from all over the country take part in Connections 2024, a youth theatre festival at National Theatre. On the venue's Dorfman stage, they perform new, specially-commissioned plays on topics including neurodiversity, cancel culture and mental health.

£5/two shows on the same night for £8, 25-29 June.

Hear about the little-known bombing of PompeiiMention Pompeii, and most people think of volcanic eruptions. But a lesser-known story about the time-frozen city involves bombs during the second world war.

Professor Nigel Pollard gives a free lunchtime lecture at the National Army Museum about the damage Pompeii received from Allied bombs being dropped on roads and railways in 1943, and talks more widely about the risk that conflict poses to cultural heritage sites.

Free, 28 June.

Simmer Down at Southbank CentreGet your dancing shoes on and head to Southbank Centre for the free monthly Simmer Down reggae revival session. Immerse yourself in the infectious energy of reggae music, and dance along. Everyone's welcome, though the sessions are most popular with older adults, and parents with young children.

Free, 28 June.

The BST site hosts free entertainment between the summer shows in Hyde Park. Photo: Becan Rickard-ElliottView a rather historic LGBTQ+ documentLondon Metropolitan Archives offers a chance to see the oldest document in its collection relating to LGBTQ+ history, dating back to 1395.

The Questioning of Eleanor Rykener records interrogation by the Mayor and Alderman of the City of London of Rykener, who had lived as both Eleanor and John. The document can be viewed in drop-in sessions, but there are also 15-minute introductory talks at 12.45pm and 1.30pm.

£5, 28 June.

Soak up the atmosphere at BST Hyde Park Open HouseThough tickets to music festival BST Hyde Park can be spendy, there's a free alternative — BST Hyde Park Open House. On the weekdays between the big weekend shows, the festival ground is put to use offering free entertainment open to everyone, whether you have a ticket to the main festival or not.

This week, it's just on Friday, when there's a Pride special featuring a live performance by LGBTQ+ choir the Pink Singers, a screening of Barbie, a Pride quiz and other free events.

Free, selected dates 28 June-11 July.

Pride in London is on Saturday. Photo: Samuel Regan-Asante via UnsplashFly that rainbow flag at Pride in LondonCentral London turns into one giant rainbow on Saturday, as Pride in London struts into town.

Some 30,000 participants and 300 floats are expected to take part in the huge LGBTQ+ celebration, with a procession from Hyde Park Corner to Trafalgar Square, and stages featuring live performances and activities dotted around the West End.

Free, 29 June.

Celebrate Pride the South Asian wayDJs from the SWANA and South Asian communities perform at NAZAR, a free open-air party celebrating Pride in London at Southbank Centre, after the main event in central London.

Free, 29 June.

Celebrate Canada Day in Trafalgar SquareO Canada! Celebrate Canada Day with a huge free event in Trafalgar Square. The 'Mounties' (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) will be in attendance, meeting members of the public, and there's also a live music stage, interactive hockey games, and food stalls selling all the poutine and lobster rolls you can shake a bottle of maple syrup at.

Free, 30 June.

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2023 was the biggest event yet. Image: Ayesha AlibhaiLondon Trans+ Pride is back for 2024, taking place on Saturday 27 July.

The event is one of the largest Trans Pride marches in the world, and has been running for six years now. Organisers describe it as:

a peaceful march through central London, open to trans+ people, the LGBTQIA+ community and allies, joining in a union of celebration for trans+ lives, past and present, standing for trans+ rights.

The march begins at Trafalgar Square, continues up to Piccadilly Circus, then heads along Piccadilly to Wellington Arch, where a stage is set up for speakers, along with an accessible area, a family-friendly chill area, and a main seating area. Further details on the route and programme are available here. Signs, banners and flags are very much encouraged.

Organisers claim that 40,000 people turned up for the 2023 event, though other sources put that figure at closer to 25,000. Model Munroe Bergdorf and actor Yasmin Finney (Elle in Heartstopper, and now Rose Noble in Doctor Who) were among those who took part in making speeches and leading chants.

The theme for the 2024 event is 'Justice and Liberation', to address the ongoing injustices and atrocities happening across the world. In addition to standing up for trans rights, the organisers march in solidarity with Palestine, Sudan, Haiti and Congo this year.

Image: Angela ChristofilouSupporters for Trans+ Pride 2024 include performance poet Kae Tempest (they/them), who said:

London trans pride has given me so much. It’s been an important moment of strength gathering for me, as I continue on my journey towards living truly, as myself. Walking through London all together, we can feel a deep sense of community, acceptance, shared pain and celebration that rouses the spirit and soothes the soul.

London Trans+ Pride takes place on Saturday 27 July 2024 from 1pm in Trafalgar Square.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

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Niki Gorick has been photographing London for a quarter of a century. In that time, she's returned to the same sites many times, capturing changes in the streetscape.

A new gallery on her website includes 25 pairs of 'Then and Now' photos. Some pairs show the same location separated by a couple of decades, while others change the scene but reference one another through a constant or contrasting theme.

We've picked out six pairs below, which exemplify the collection.

  1. A Thames viewThames view in 2003View of the Thames in 2023London's ever-changing skyline is not so apparent from this vantage point near Millennium Bridge. It is only to the extreme right that we see Tower 42 and the Gherkin — the City's two tallest buildings in 2003 — utterly swallowed by loftier buildings in 2023. Meanwhile, the saplings in front of Tate Modern have grown to mostly obscure the bridge.

  2. Waterloo Bridge book saleLooking down on Waterloo Bridge book sale, 2000Looking down on Waterloo book sale, 2023The second-hand book market beneath Waterloo Bridge has served generations of Londoners. These two shots, almost a quarter-century apart, perhaps suggest a change in tastes, with a rise in genre fiction and comic books.

  3. Camden MarketCamden Market 2000Camden Market 2023A slightly different location here, I think, but the emphasis is more on the crowds, the fashions and the behaviours. We can't know for sure, but the earlier image looks like it's populated by Londoners browsing the market and heading for a gig (in Kiss makeup); the more recent image looks much more touristy.

  4. Covent Garden phone kiosksCovent Garden phone boxes, 2000Covent Garden phone boxes, 2023The famous row of K2 telephone kiosks along Broad Court have gone through a very obvious change in recent times, in celebration of LGBT rights. The kiosks have always been popular with photographers, but are now something of a tourist destination in their own right thanks to Instagram and TikTok.

  5. Westminster BridgeBus and taxi on Westminster Bridge 2005Modern buses on Westminster Bridge 2023A classic view, which any visitor has on their phone. Here, the photographer has got lower to the road to accentuate the vehicles — classic Routemasters in the top image and the so-called New Routemasters below. The latter are now themselves an endangered species, and may not be visible on London's roads after another interval like that between these images. Meanwhile, the Westminster Clock Tower was renamed the Elizabeth Tower (in 2012), with a smartened up clock face from its recent refurb.

  6. Battersea Power StationBattersea Power Station, 2003Battersea Power Station, 2023Few areas of town have changed as radically as Battersea and Nine Elms. Here we see the power station photographed from the foot of Battersea railway bridge, two decades apart. The power station's once derelict shell is now a swanky shopping mall, surrounded by expensive flats. All four of its chimneys were rebuilt during the restoration. Note, too, the old gasometer in the 2003 image, which has now been demolished.

See more from the gallery on Niki's website. Her recent photographic book, Dock Life Renewed, shows how London's once abandoned docks are thriving again in many unexpected ways.

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Taylor Swift performs eight shows at Wembley this summerIt's been a long time coming, Taylor Swift's first headline show in London since her cancelled 2020 appearance at BST Hyde Park. And it was with those words that she began a high-energy, three-hour odyssey through her musical career that showed her fans exactly what they'd been missing.

There's very little to say about the Eras Tour that hasn't already been said. Superlatives struggle to keep up with the hype of the record-pulverising tour, a hype that begins back on the Jubilee line somewhere around Baker Street, with fans trading friendship bracelets with complete strangers on the tube.

To call it just a show is underselling it. The Eras Tour is an experience, one that London Swifties were lapping up with glee on Friday night, from the huge merch megastore in a Wembley multi-storey car park (queues are long but constantly moving, though products for sale here are much the same as those at the other stands dotted around, leading some fans to wonder why they bothered queuing) to selfies with the new mural.

(Some of) the queue for the merchandise megastoreAnd then there's the small matter of the show itself. The opening night in London was always going to be extra special. The only city getting a double dose of the Eras Tour (she's back at Wembley in August) is a place she once called home, a home she broke up with in the melancholy So Long, London on her latest album.

Unsurprisingly, she swerves that particular song here, and also London Boy, but does perform The Black Dog — which has been linked to a Vauxhall pub of the same name — as part of the acoustic 'surprise song' section. She also talks about her earliest experiences of performing in London back at the start of her career, managing to mention a gig at King's College before the rest of her words are swallowed by the cheers of the frenzied crowd.

Swift's knack for audience interaction, coupled with her regular but seamless requests for 'some help over here please' when she spots people struggling in the crowd, makes the show feel far more intimate than the huge stadium tour it is. Until, that is, the spectacular special effects kick in: red hot pyrotechnics, hypnotic confetti, charming fake snow, and literal fireworks from the Wembley Stadium roof combine with exquisite choreography, dazzling costumes, an ever-changing set and the catchy lyrics and vocals that Swift is known for, coming together for an incredibly honed show.

All that said, even Swift herself couldn't have planned for the rain that started to fall over Wembley with apt timing as she performed Midnight Rain, one of the evening's final songs, flanked by dancers wielding umbrellas. At least, we don't think she planned it. After all, its Taylor's world, we're all just living in it.

The Eras Tour is at Wembley Stadium on 22 and 23 June, and 15, 16, 17, 19, 20 August. Londonist saw this show on a review ticket.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Cortland Cassiobury.

Looking to upsize (or just upgrade) from your current rental digs? You couldn't have picked a better time.

The final phase of Cortland Cassiobury — Watford's luxurious new neighbourhood for renters — is about to launch, and this July you've got the chance to be amongst the first to see it.

Acer Point is a brand new residential tower designed with contemporary living in mind. Here you'll find a home envy-inducing selection of studio, 1, 2 and 3 bedroom apartments, plus penthouses that boast breathtaking views. All are pet-friendly, high-spec, and come with access to an incredible range of resident-only perks.

Let's take a look around, shall we?

With hi-gloss kitchens, integrated appliances, and Silestone worktops, Acer Point at Cortland Cassiobury is particularly well-suited to those who like to flex their culinary skills and entertain in style. There are furnished layout options (no emergency IKEA trips needed) , and many homes come with garden-facing views or a private balcony.

The development offers a ton of communal outdoor space, too. There's a dog park (making walkies a breeze), a courtyard equipped with electric grills (so you can get to know your neighbours over a BBQ), and a kids' play area (couple this with the larger apartments available at Acer Point, not to mention the development's proximity to local schools, and you've got a dream place for growing families).

A great community for outdoorsy types and animal loversWhen the weather doesn't cooperate, Cortland Cassiobury has plenty of indoor amenities to keep you occupied. These include a cinema room, a fitness centre with Technogym equipment, and a club lounge with a full kitchen. What's more, at Acer Point, there's even co-working space for all your remote/hybrid workers.

If you do commute, rest assured that central London is closer than you might think. Watford station is just a short walk away, and from here you can reach Zone 1 in just 45 minutes via the Metropolitan line. You're also just a short drive or bus ride away from Watford Junction station, where you can catch London Overground and National Rail services into London.

Need to drive in? The development's got its own car park. And here's something for all you NHS workers to bear in mind: not only can you — and other key workers — nab one month rent-free till the end of July, but Cortland Cassiobury is also within walking distance of Watford General Hospital.

Cortland Cassiobury caters well to remote workers and commuters alikeAs for the surrounding area? You've got the beautiful Hertfordshire countryside practically on your doorstep. We're especially fond of the 190-acre Cassiobury Park, feat. wildflower meadows, ancient woodland, and a top-tier miniature railway.

Watford town, meanwhile, is great for foodies, with a covered street food market serving up global cuisine, not to mention excellent local bars and restaurants (The Florist's small plates and botanical cocktails look especially tempting). Plus, there's a local theatre, a cinema, and Warner Bros. Studio Tour London close by for family-friendly entertainment.

Discover it all for yourself at Acer Point's Sunset Soiree Open House on Thursday 11 July. It's your chance to explore the facilities, tour show apartments and chat to potential future neighbours over a drink in one of the penthouses. Tickets are free and can be bought here.

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Pride Afternoon Tea is served at The LaneA Tribute to Nature afternoon tea at the Jumeirah Carlton HotelHighgrove House & Gardens — country home of King Charles III — is the inspiration for the A Tribute To Nature afternoon tea at Belgravia's Jumeirah Carlton Hotel. As you might expect, focus is on seasonal and sustainable ingredients, in a whistle-stop tour through the classics (think coronation chicken sandwich) and the more unusual (a scone served with honey crumble and thyme sour cream, to represent Highgrove's work with bees).

End with three royal-inspired cakes: a Queen Victoria sponge favoured by Queen Camilla, the King's own favourite fruit cake, and a chocolate biscuit cake inspired by the late Queen Elizabeth II's preferred sweet treat. How fancy.

A Tribute to Nature afternoon tea at the Jumeirah Carlton Hotel. £75 per person. Available from 14 June.

Afternoon tea at art'otel Battersea Power StationJOIA Bar at art'otel Battersea Power Station is now serving the hotel's first afternoon tea, up on the 14th floor, with views over those famous chimneys to enjoy while you dine.

The menu errs on the side of traditional, with sandwiches (smoked salmon, beef and horseradish, egg and dijon mustard mayonnaise) followed by scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream, finishing up with a cinnamon custard tart with raspberries, chocolate & banana mousse with white port & lime cream, and a pear & almond choux bun with passion fruit crémeux.

Afternoon tea at art'otel Battersea. From £55 per person, available every Saturday and Sunday.

Pride afternoon tea at Theatre Royal Drury LaneThe Lane at Theatre Royal Drury Lane serves a special Pride edition of its Regency Afternoon Tea, with £1 from every afternoon tea served being donated to Diversity Role Models, a charity whose mission is to end LGBTQ+ bullying.

A photogenic Taittinger installation greets you at the entrance to the Grand Saloon. The menu is by celebrity baker Lily Vanilli, and includes fruit scones, and a fluffy vanilla cake filled with passionfruit and buttercream, covered in pink icing and topped with sprinkles and a rainbow colourful Pride garnish.

A mini sticky toffee pudding, a strawberry ice cream sandwich, a coronation chicken pie, a mini English crumpet topped with Earl Grey-infused cream cheese and smoked salmon, and a savoury madeleine with whipped English feta and pickled carrot are also included.

Pride afternoon tea at The Lane. From £59 adult/£20 child. Available until 30 June.

La Vie en Rose afternoon tea at Pavyllon LondonPavyllon London — within the Four Seasons Hotel on Park Lane — has introduced the La Vie en Rose afternoon tea, inspired by the beauty of nature. Although there are finger sandwiches to begin with, the sweet portion of the menu is very much the focus here, with pastries and cakes spread across all three tiers of the traditional afternoon tea stand.

Among the delicacies are: a strawberry and eucalyptus tart; verbena and vanilla baba; dark fruit pavlova; and Pimm's style raspberries with chocolate and caramel, alongside 'So British' scones — which doesn't sound very French at all.

La Vie en Rose afternoon tea. From £75, available now until September 2024.

Amalfi Coast-inspired afternoon tea at Great Scotland Yard HotelThe Great Scotland Yard Hotel has adopted an Italian theme for the summer, inspired by the Amalfi Coast — and that extends to its afternoon tea menu.

It's inspired by Floris London's Bergamotto di Positano fragrance, and makes the sizeable promise to give guests "the faint sensation of forgotten summer hideaways that enflame hazy memories". (So long as we don't have to relive ALL our hazy holiday memories...)

Stracciatella, smoked salmon and caviar bruschetta are among the savoury dishes, before you move on to the likes of an almond & cocoa Torta Caprese, a cake from the Capri region; and an Amalfi lemon delight.

Bergamotto di Positano afternoon tea. From £59 per person, available now.

Bicentenary afternoon tea at Ochre, National GalleryIn the year of the National Gallery's 200 year anniversary, its in-house restaurant Ochre marks the occasion with a Bicentenary Afternoon Tea. Centre stage is the bicentenary birthday cake, served alongside a lemon choux, a plate of macaroons, and a Valhrona chocolate mousse in the shape of a paintbrush. Savoury tastes are catered for with a selection of finger sandwiches including egg mayo, and smoked salmon,

Bicentenary afternoon tea. From £55 per person, available now until 14 September.

Children's afternoon tea at Dalloway TerraceWith the summer holidays on the horizon, younger diners are catered for with Dalloway Terrace's new afternoon tea for children, which includes crustless sandwiches, sweet scones, and miniature cakes and treats.

The menu spans soft white finger sandwiches filled with mild cheddar, honey roast ham, and cucumber, followed by vanilla and sultana buttermilk scones with honey and homemade strawberry jam. Atop the final tier, treats include a buttery beehive shortbread, milk chocolate bumble bee lollipop, and a 'blooming' good vanilla cupcake.

You may have picked up on a theme there — bumblebees and sustainability. All children given an activity book and a packet of UK wildflower seeds specifically chosen to help bee populations thrive in the UK.

Children's afternoon tea. £25 per child. Available from 13 June, on weekends and school holidays. An adults' afternoon tea is available for accompanying grown ups.

Wimbledon afternoon tea at Ham Yard HotelAlongside the Wimbledon screenings in its 'Centre Court-Yard', Soho's Ham Yard Hotel offers a Wimbledon afternoon tea for the two weeks of the tennis tournament. It's served in a picnic hamper, and features a finger sandwich selection, a sausage roll, scones with clotted cream and preserves, and sweet treats inspired by Centre Court classics, including a Pimm's Swiss roll and a strawberry tart.

Wimbledon afternoon tea. From £53 per person, available 1-14 July.

Knightsbridge afternoon teaThe Knightsbridge Hotel has launched a new afternoon tea designed to match the colour, craft and pattern of the hotel's exterior. For example, the brownie cheesecake is finished with a marzipan mannequin — a nod to the signature feature mannequin in every bedroom. Lemon tart, blueberry macaron and Swiss roll are among other menu items, along with the prerequisite sandwiches and scones.

Knightsbridge afternoon tea. From £45 per person. Available now.

American-inspired afternoon tea at Oblix at The ShardOblix at The Shard marks American Independence Day with an American-inspired afternoon tea, available for one week only. The restaurant's classic afternoon tea menu has a few twists including cranberry scones; a chocolate and peanut praline rocher; an apple, pecan and maple tart; a coconut and blackberry cheesecake; a blueberry lemon thyme donut; and a red velvet cake with chocolate sauce.

American-Inspired afternoon tea. From £61 per person, available 1-7 July.

125th Anniversary afternoon tea at The Landmark LondonMarylebone's Landmark London Hotel marks its 125th anniversary with several events, including a special afternoon tea menu, served for 125 days from 1 July. Served in the Winter Garden restaurant, among palm trees, the menu includes sandwiches, lemon and blueberry scones, and pastries featuring a special 125th anniversary logo: think strawberry and custard tartlet; Valrhona chocolate and peanut opera; and peach and lemon pavlova with raspberry ganache and almond cream.

125 Days of Afternoon Tea. From £75 per person. Available from 1 July for 125 days (which, by our calculations, takes us through until 3 November).

Sabine's Garden Party afternoon teaSabine — the rooftop bar overlooking St Paul's Cathedral — offers afternoon tea with a view, and the option to add on 90 minutes of bottomless drinks to wash it down. Mini lobster rolls, poached tarragon chicken sandwiches, scones with cream and strawberry preserve, pina colada panna cotta and a fresh fruit tart are among the edible treats on the Garden Party Afternoon Tea menu. Sparkling wine, gin iced tea and non-alcoholic alternatives are among the bottomless drinks options.

Garden Party afternoon tea. From £45, available every Friday-Sunday.

La Merenda afternoon tea at Petersham Nurseries, Covent GardenThe Petersham at Petersham Nurseries in Covent Garden launches La Merenda, an afternoon tea inspired by the café culture of Turin, combining British afternoon tea with Italian flavours and produce.

The menu begins with tramezzini — small sandwiches created in Turin in the 1920s as an alternative to English tea sandwiches. Grilled zucchini and creamy stracciatella, and tuna with avocado, basil and pine nuts are among the fillings.

The next course is a puff pastry pizzette, topped with asparagus, smoky scamorza cheese, wild garlic and lemon or tomato, anchovies, capers and briny olives. Desserts include crostatina alla frutta — pastry tarts topped with fruit — and bigne al cioccolato (profiterole-like chocolate cream puffs).

La Merenda afternoon tea. From £55 per person, available Thursday-Sunday.

Laduree Covent Garden's new tea roomThough not afternoon tea specifically, fans of cakey goodness may be interested to know that French pâtisserie brand Ladurée has opened a brand new dining room in its Covent Garden branch, inspired by Versailles' Hall of Mirrors, and overlooking the Piazza. You can order afternoon tea here, or the macarons that the brand is famous for — or wait for evening, when it transforms into a fancy British-French restaurant.


If that's not enough afternoon tea for you (seriously?!), take a look back at our May 2024 afternoon tea recommendations — some of those menus are still available throughout the summer.

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Looking for somewhere to watch the results come in with a drink or three? Here's our roundup of watch parties.

All five main English parties have launched their manifestos, so we thought we'd scan them for London-specific pledges.

What do the five main parties have to say about London? Not an awful lot, it turns out. Their manifestos are mostly broad-brush overviews of their competing visions for Britain. And rightly so. But dig deep (i.e. hit CTRL+F) and you may find the odd capital cameo. Here, then, in alphabetical order, are the London-specific pledges from the Tories, Labour, Lib Dems, Greens and Reform.

ConservativesMentions of London: 15
Link to manifesto

The Conservatives have put forward a very traditional manifesto with lots of bulleted lists and intrusive Union Flags. Of all the manifestos, theirs contains the most London-specific promises.

"We will complete HS2 between London Euston and the West Midlands and support the growth of the freight rail sector." - Rishi Sunak put plans for the Euston terminus of HS2 on ice in October last year pending private sector funding, but the tunnel-building will go ahead anyway. (Yes, it's a big mess.) This pledge appears to be a new commitment to get the ruddy station built as well.

"Improve accessibility at 100 train stations, starting with the 50 stations announced in May."
- That announcement in May was only for feasibility studies, not actual construction work. But it did include eight London stations: Bushey, Dalston Kingsland, Gunnersbury, Kew Bridge, Kidbrooke, Raynes Park and South Croydon. The wording of the pledge implies that accessibility works would now be funded at these stations (and more), even though we don't yet have the feasibility reports.

"Back drivers by stopping road pricing, reversing the London Mayor's ULEZ expansion and applying local referendums to new 20mph zones and Low Traffic Neighbourhoods."
- This is a similar stance to that taken by Susan Hall in the recent London Mayoral elections. It did not work for her. The Tories also pledge to NOT introduce road pricing (i.e. pay-per-mile tolls), which Susan Hall repeatedly accused Sadiq Khan of favouring. Khan disputes this, and is on record as saying "As long as I am Mayor, we are not going to have pay-per-mile".

"Moving 25,000 more civil servants outside of London, building on successes like the Darlington Economic Campus and hubs in Stoke-on-Trent and Wolverhampton."

"Raising density levels in inner London to those of European cities like Paris and Barcelona. We will ensure the London Plan delivers more family homes a year, forcing the Mayor to plan for more homes on brownfield sites, like underused industrial land. We will regenerate major sites like Euston, Old Oak Common and Thamesmead."
- The Tories are adamant about not building on the Green Belt, even on low-grade sites. This pledge includes another nod to Euston HS2 station getting built.

"Launch a new design competition for urban greening, focused on the new quarters we want to develop in Leeds, Cambridge and sites in inner London."
- The sites are not specified.

"... launching a review of the nighttime economy in England, looking at how to reverse the decline in pubs and clubs and how to make our towns and cities great places to go out."
- London's night economy has been in decline for some time, with late night venues now a scarcity.

Not long to go now. Image: Matt BrownGreen PartyMentions of London: 0
Link to manifesto

Slim pickings from the Green manifesto (called Real Hope Real Change) if we're looking for London-specific pledges. Many of their polices touch on issues that Londoners have strong views about, such as advocacy of a 20mph speed limits in built-up areas and low-traffic neighbourhoods, and giving local authorities the power to introduce rent controls. But these are hot issues in many cities, not just London.

LabourMentions of London: 1 (incidentally, in a video embed)
Link to manifesto

The Labour manifesto is called "Change." (with the full stop). It is a slick, multimedia publication with a whole gallery of photos of Kier Starmer looking serious, even at the seaside. Like the Green manifesto, it is light on specific projects (with the exception of deferring the A27 bypass, but that's in Sussex), and instead focuses on universal themes like defence, clean energy, NHS reform and economic growth. We're not criticising — just saying that there's nothing London-specific to say about it.

Liberal DemocratsMentions of London: 5
Link to manifesto

Titled "For a Fair Deal", the Lib Dem manifesto does have a few proposals specific to the capital.

"Requiring the Home Secretary, the Mayor of London and the Metropolitan Police Commissioner to draw up an urgent plan to implement the recommendations of the Baroness Casey Review and tackle sexism, racism and homophobia [in the Metropolitan Police]"
- The Baroness Casey Review, you'll recall, was a damning report into the culture and standards of behaviour within the Metropolitan Police. More than a year on, most of its recommendations have yet to be adopted.

"Placing a moratorium on net airport expansion until a national capacity and emissions management framework is in place, and opposing the expansion of Heathrow, Gatwick, Luton, Stansted or London City airports and any new airport in the Thames Estuary."
- Wait, what? Nobody's mentioned a Thames Estuary airport since Boris Johnson was Mayor, have they? Expansion of City Airport (or, at least, its operating hours) has been a hot potato for some time. Newham Council blocked the plans last year, but an appeal remains undecided at time of writing. Talk of expanding Heathrow never really goes away, though it's died down somewhat in recent years.

ReformMentions of London: 1
Link to manifesto

Reform doesn't have a 'manifesto'. Instead it calls its pledge document a 'contract'. Its only mention of the capital is preceded by the words "out-of-touch", and followed by the word "elite". Even so, it does contain a couple of points of particular note to the London voter:

"Scrap HS2... save £25 billion by scrapping the rest of this bloated vanity project."
- Merits of the scheme aside, simply scrapping it now would itself be a costly endeavour, untangling contracts, laying off staff and safeguarding the significant infrastructure that has already been built.

"Stop the War on Drivers... Legislate to ban ULEZ Clean Air Zones and Low Traffic Neighbourhoods."
- Heaven forfend that we should breathe clean air and let our kids play safely in the street.

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The Eras Tour opens at Wembley Stadium on Friday 21 June. Photo: Paolo V via creative commonsLondon, look out. Hundreds of thousands of Swifties will descend on the capital this weekend, lining the streets with friendship bracelets as Taylor Swift performs her first of two stints at Wembley Stadium on the Eras Tour.

Whether you're a fan of Swift or not, there's no denying she's causing something of an earthquake, both literally (fans at the Edinburgh gigs caused seismic activity which was detected 6km away) and culturally. So naturally, London's putting on its best show to welcome her to town.

Taylor Swift mural in Wembley

🚨| Final completed mural of Taylor Swift at Wembley Stadium ahead of 'The Eras Tour' in London, United Kingdom! #LondonTSTheErasTour pic.twitter.com/upbZcSJqjL

— The Eras Tour (@tswifterastour) June 19, 2024

Initially spotted last week, but with the eyes hidden in a very weak attempt at concealing her identity, a new Taylor Swift mural has been painted at Wembley Stadium. The work, by Humor Street Art, depicts Swift at the 2023 Grammy awards ceremony, in a navy blue sparkling top and oversized diamond earrings.

In the mural, she is surrounded by lyrics from some of her songs, including Teardrops On My Guitar, Fearless, Long Live, Starlight, Out Of The Woods, Getaway Car, Lover, Champagne Problems, You're On Your Own Kid, and But Daddy I Love Him. Letters are capitalised, seemingly at random, but as all Swifties know, nothing involving Taylor is ever random: apparently they spell out HUMOR INDIE MURWALLS FOLKLORE TAY ALICE ERAS. Make of that what you like — 'clowning' Swifties certainly will, especially as there are 10 songs on the mural, but Swift has 11 albums (by our calculations, Folklore is the only album not represented on the artwork...)

Swiftie steps outside Wembley Stadium

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Not content with one new piece of art, Wembley has added another string to its Swiftie guitar, with the singer's face recreated in the outdoor 'Spanish Steps' staircase leading up to Wembley Stadium — find it just off Wembley Park Boulevard, right between Wembley Stadium and Wembley Arena.

The All On The Board team at Wembley ParkThe All On The Board team of TfL staff, known for writing themed messages on whiteboards within tube stations, have hinted in a comment on the above Instagram post that they'll be in action with 'something very special' at Wembley Park station on Friday night. If you're heading to Wembley for the first-night show, keep your eyes peeled.

Eras Tour merch pop-up in Hyde Park

🚨| Surprise! Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour Merchandise Pop-Up Shop will be opening in Hyde Park from 20 June until 23 June, 12pm to 8pm, and open to all no ticket required! #LondonTStheErasTour pic.twitter.com/DEPrnqEDDO

— The Eras Tour (@TSTheErasTour) June 19, 2024

In addition to the official Eras Tour merchandise store at Wembley — which opened two days before the first show — a second, 'surprise' merch store is located in Hyde Park. It's there 20-23 June, 12pm-8pm and it's open to everyone, whether you've got a concert ticket or not.

The Taylor Swift tube map Click to view full map.Never one to miss out on the cultural zeitgeist, Londonist has rolled out its own red carpet to Miss Swift, in the form of the Taylor Swift tube map — a recreation of the iconic diagram with stations renamed after song titles and lyrics. When we created it, we threw down the gauntlet for TfL to temporarily rename a station or two, as it did for England football manager Gareth Southgate in 2018. We're still waiting on that front...


The Eras Tour is at Wembley Stadium 21-23 June, then 15, 16, 17, 19, 20 August 2024.

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Click/tap for larger versionWhat are the commonest baby names in your borough?

Every year, the Office for National Statistics releases data on the commonest baby names registered in the past year. It recently got round to sharing the 2022 stats. As usual, the London stats are broken down by borough, allowing us to make the graphic above.

Commonest boys' names in London boroughsThe Noahfication of London continues apace. This year, Noah is the top name in 13 London boroughs lists, up from nine last year. The maritime patriarch's name is also the commonest across London, and England as a whole (4,586 new Noahs in 2022). Moahammed or Muhammed is next, topping eight boroughs, with Leo claiming seven boroughs.

We have one new entry this year, in the unexpected shape of Hugo, the commonest name in Hammersmith & Fulham. Meanwhile, we wave goodbye to Frederick (last year's H&F leader), Theodore (Richmond) and a sharp drop in Arthurs (last year topping Greenwich, Bexley and Bromley).

Commonest girls' names in London boroughsHere's a stat for you. The commonest baby names for girls in 29 of the 32 boroughs end with the letter 'a'. Maya, Mia, Olivia, Sophia and Amelia flourish in near equal numbers. Only Maryam in Tower Hamlets and Newham, and Leah in Hackney break this pattern. Olivia is the most popular girls' name across England, displacing last year's favourite of Amelia.

This year's surprise new entry is Luna in Lambeth, which is only the 34th most popular girls' name across England. Meanwhile, we lose from the map Ava (commonest last year in Hillingdon, Hounslow and Lambeth), Eva (Redbridge) and Charlotte (H&F).

Commonest names London-wideInteresting though these stats are, they're also based on small data sets. Typically, a 'top' name was only registered a couple dozen times in the given borough, and the second-place name may have seen only a registration or two fewer. If we instead sum the data across all the London boroughs, then the stats stack up as follows:

BOYS

Muhammad

741

Noah

695

Leo

521

Adam

435

Oliver

363

Theodore

347

Arthur

341

Mohammed

330

Alexander

326

George

312

In total, 54,870 male births were registered in London in 2022, a drop on the 56,875 boys registered in 2021.

GIRLS

Amelia

428

Olivia

425

Sofia

387

Maya

359

Mia

335

Sophia

323

Sienna

313

Isla

277

Isabella

275

Ava

268

In total, 51,826 female babies were registered in 2022, also a drop on the 54,086 girls registered in 2021.

See previous results for 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018 and 2017

A little Londonist, whose name does not feature in this list, poses with the stats.x

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Image: NASA, ESA, CSA, J. DePasquale (STScI)The annual extravaganza of science and technology is back!

Just how bad is the ice melt in Antarctica? How could we detect dark matter, or neutrinos? Will we all be getting our own personal brain scanners? And what's all the fuss over the James Webb Telescope?

If you're even a teensy bit interested in science, then get along to the Royal Society's Summer Science Exhibition, where all of these questions will be answered. It's an annual, family-friendly event where the public get to meet leading scientists and quiz them about their work.

It's always very hands-on. This year's 14 main exhibits include the chance to test your puzzle-solving skills against other primates, and a VR experience that lets you shrink down to the size of an atom.

Here's Brian Cox to tell you more:

The exhibition is also a good chance to snoop around the Royal Society's marble-lined headquarters on Carlton House Terrace. Besides the exhibits, the rooms will be full of talks, workshops and hands-on activities.

The Royal Society Summer Science Exhibition takes place 2-7 July 2024, with an adults-only Lates event kicking things off on the evening of 2 July. It's all free, though you're encouraged to register in advance.

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Take a free tour of the Queen's House in Greenwich. Image: Artur Salisz via creative commonsMany Londoners WFH on a Friday these days, meaning Thursday is the new Friday. Whether you're looking for things to do in London on a Thursday evening — or you've got the luxury of an entire Thursday to burn — here's our guide on what to get up to.

ATTEND A LUNCHTIME LECTURE: Did you know the V&A does free lunchtime lectures on Thursdays? From 1pm-1.55pm each week, you can gen up on the museum's extensive collections/current exhibitions with chats by the people who work here. No need to book, either — tidy.

TAKE IN A LUNCHTIME CONCERT: How about a high-brow lunch break? St John's Smith Square in Westminster runs its Lunchtime Concert Series on Thursdays (it's £10 a pop), where you can feast on everything from Brahms to Liszt to Mussorgsky.

DRINK IN THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE QUEEN'S HOUSE: Every Thursday (and Monday) lunchtime, there's an opportunity to explore the Queen's House in Greenwich with a 45-minute guide-led tour. See its stunning Tulip Stairs, and ogle the iconic Armada Portrait of Elizabeth I. It's free.

Travel back to the Swinging Sixties every Thursday. Image: National Archives via creative commonsGO ON A GUIDED TOUR: The London Walks company puts on certain guided tours on a weekly basis: on Thursdays, themes include London in the Swinging 60s, the Blitz, a medical wander around central London, and a rock 'n' roll evening pub walk — with live music from the guide!

CEILIDH AROUND A BALLROOM: For over 10 years, the Bedford pub in Balham had hosted Pop-Up Ceilidh in its upstairs ballroom; it takes place on a Thursday evening (not quite, but almost, once a month) and is a wonderful way to blow off the cobwebs, learn new moves and make mates.

FIDDLE WITH INCREDIBLE CONTRAPTIONS: Novelty Automaton in Holborn is a one-of-a-kind games arcade in London — a collection of madcap contraptions (such as Money Laundering, Microbreak and Autofrisk) conceived and built by the incredible Tim Hunkin. Novelty Automaton opens late every Thursday (until 8pm) and on the first Thursday of the month, it opens a bar, and stays open till 9pm.

Image: LondonistHAVE A WTF THURSDAY: Chisenhale Dance Space (CDS) in Bow describes itself as a "home for experimentation and new approaches" — and puts on regular 'WTF Thursdays', in which artists host avant garde events with an exploratory angle, where attendees can often participate. CDS also invites artists to host a WTF Thursday event of their own here.

PARTY AT THE ROXY'S RADIO CLUB: The Roxy near Tottenham Court Road vibrates to the unashamed sounds of pop all night every Thursday thanks to the Radio Club. 80s pop, indie pop, chart pop — if it pops, it's on the setlist. Entry is free before 9pm.

SPEND A NIGHT AT THE (SCIENCE) MUSEUM: South Ken's Science Museum occasionally hosts Lates events where you can wander around the spacecraft/planes/vintage computers drink in hand and engage in special events/talks/workshops. They're often on a Thursday — check the Lates page for upcoming events.

The Science Museum is great fun — but even more so at one of its special Lates. Image: LondonistTEST YOURSELF WITH A PUB QUIZ: Many weekly pub quizzes across London fall on a Thursday, but here's a selection of particularly good ones:

  • The Old Nun's Head, Nunhead — weekly jackpots, bar tabs to win, and free shots
  • Clissold Park Tavern, Stoke Newington — prizes, laughs and pizzas
  • Mondo Tap House, Battersea — first Thurs of the month at one of our fave breweries (they also have jazz on the third Thurs of the month)
  • The Acorn, Barking — chance to win £50 jackpot, plus bar tabs and spot prizes

LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF AT SOME COMEDY: No dearth of great comedy available on a Thursday in London, but you might want to try Comedy Bandits in Clapham (see new and established acts for free), Comedy in Your Eye in Camden (watch standup for a few quid), the Legendary Try Out Night Downstairs at the King's Head in Crouch End, LOLipops Live Comedy at the White Hart in Southwark (who've had the likes of Clinton Baptiste and Catherine Bohart) and friendly new material night Quintessentially Comedy in Kentish Town.

Have we missed a regular Thursday happening? Email will@londonist.com and we'll consider adding it!

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All right everyone, gird your loins!

Coming to the West End this autumn: the bestselling book and film — which offer an insight into the brutal world of a New York fashion magazine — have been turned into a new musical, with an original score written by Elton John and lyrics by American composer Shaina Taub.

The Devil Wears Prada centres around Andy, a recent college graduate who lands a job at Runway magazine (played by Anne Hathaway in the film), and faces an impossibly demanding boss in Miranda Priestley (Meryl Streep) as she gets sucked into the glamorous and ruthless world of fashion.

If you've seen the 2006 film, then it'll come as no surprise that this is going to be a flamboyant, star-studded production, with Vanessa Williams — from Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives — in the role of Miranda Priestly, Matt Henry (Kinky Boots) as Nigel and Amy Di Bartolomeo (Six) as Emily.

So don't just sit there. Book tickets or something.

The Devil Wears Prada launches at the Dominion Theatre in October 2024. We have a batch of £30 tickets available for dates throughout the run

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Look our for British icons scattered around central London.Icons considered quintessentially British — including a telephone box, black cab and wellies — can be found as part of a new sculpture trail in central London.

Dotted around the area known as the 'London Heritage Quarter', the sculptures are a collaboration between Westminster City Archives and the local charity Thorney Island Society — alongside artists who've painted the sculptures in in their own style.

Each sculpture is painted by a different artist.Each sculpture on the free trail — which is in situ from now until 4 August 2024 — also features a scannable QR code, revealing a story/insight about the area. For instance, scan the wellies in Victoria Tower Gardens, and your phone will give you an 'x-ray' visual where you can see behind Big Ben. Kids are going to go ga-ga for that.

Scan a QR code at each sculpture for bonus AR content.Here's a full list of the sculptures and where to find them:

Teacup: Victoria Embankment Gardens, next to the Robert Raikes statue

Teapot: Lower Grosvenor Gardens

Taxi: King Charles Island (close to Trafalgar Square)

This cup holds the average amount of tea a Londoner drinks in a year. Perhaps.Telephone box: Westminster Cathedral Piazza

Postbox: Supreme Court

Bus: Strand Aldwych

Crown: St James's Park – close to the Memorial Gardens, near the coffee stand

This one's going to be a fave, we reckon.Rain boots: Victoria Tower Gardens – end closest to the Houses of Parliament

Top hat: Whitehall Gardens – Northern end near James Outram statue

Guard: The Guards Museum, Wellington Barracks (this one's inside the museum but you can see it for free during opening hours)

Pocket Watch: QEII Centre – UN Lawn overlooking Westminster Abbey

And if sculpture trails are your thing, another has just launched as part of Kensington + Chelsea Art Week.

Heritage Summer Journey Through Time Trail, until 4 August 2024, free

All images © Mickey Lee

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Don't take everything at face value...Hailed as "Zone 9's leading cartographer", Mark Cowie is a dab hand at creating comical maps that make you do a double take.

Take the Lost Kingdom of Chesham, which — if Cowie is to be believed — was home to the world's oldest cable car, and the nascent fast food dish of peri-peri raven. He also once told us that a clockwork tube train ran on the Met line. We're not sure he can be entirely trusted.

Water bailiffs really are a thing, although not sure they ever looked exactly like this...Cowie's latest effort — the Chess Valley Walk — is perhaps less fantastical, and more practical, than previous efforts. There is indeed a bucolic region just to the north of Greater London called the Chess Valley, featuring a 10-mile walk along the meandering Chess river. Featuring watercress beds, kingfishers, and the site of a Roman villa, it makes for a charming weekend stroll.

Of course, Cowie has presented the walk in his own inimitable style. Pubs are handily plotted out along the route (real ones like the Cock Inn at Sarratt), and he's even helpful enough to point out where the ambler might stumble across fly-tipped white goods, and a wood which "may contain leaves and twigs".

Click to enlargeGleefully, there is a liberal scattering of utter daftness too, including mention of a free gondola service which runs every 30 February. Hmm. And do walkers really need to produce a library card for checks on the Herts and Bucks border? Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

What you CAN believe is that the Chess Valley make a great little day trip from London, easily accessible via the Metropolitan line. And if you decide to venture there this summer, you'd be foolish to do so without this map.

The Chess Valley Walk map is available to buy on the Chiltern Society's website.

All images © Mark Cowie

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Going where the sun shines brightly? Let's hope so. Image: Clive A Brown via creative commons"We're all going on a summer holiday..."

Line up some Cliff on your Spotify playlist — on Saturday 14 September 2024 you can ride on vintage Routemaster buses all day — and there's not even a fare to pay.

As part of Heritage Open Days — England's largest festival of history and culture — open-platform Routemasters and RT-types from the 1950s/60s (manned by conductors, though you don't need a ticket) will ply two TfL routes: the 61 between Bromley and Chislehurst, and the 261 between Lewisham and Locksbottom in Bromley.

Buses will run in both directions between 10am and 5pm, arriving at stops along the routes roughly every 15 minutes. No need to book — just flag down a bus and hop aboard. Full timetables will be posted on the London Bus Museum website closer to the time.

Meanwhile, Bromley Common Bus Garage — which lies on both the 61 and 261 routes — hosts an open day on the same day, just in case you haven't had your fill of buses. There's a small fee to enter.

And that's not all your veteran vroom-vroom action for the summer: you can take your pick of dozens of old double-deckers to ride on, at this year's Imberbus event, taking place on Saturday 17 August.

Heritage bus rides, Saturday 14 September 2024, 10am-5pm, free

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All weekendIt's the first weekend of NAOMI In Fashion at the V&A. Photo: Dave Benett/Getty Images for the Victoria & Albert MuseumWEST END LIVE: Free musical theatre festival West End Live is back in Trafalgar Square, with the casts of current and upcoming shows performing live on stage — for free. The Lion King, Sister Act and Six are among the shows taking part, but be warned: it gets very busy, with spectators often turned away when it reaches capacity. FREE, 22-23 June

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Ahead of Pride in London next weekend, the Museum of London Docklands hosts Pride and Prejudice, a celebration of queer history through talks, tours and crafts. Hear about lesbian squatters in the 1970s, and queer sailors working out of London's docks, make your own Pride keyring, or take a walking tour tracing the City's queer history, among other events. 22-23 June

WATERLOO WEEKEND: Aspley House, home of the first Duke of Wellington, commemorates the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo with Waterloo Weekend. Across both days, look out for re-enactors giving special talks and demonstrations harking back to the time of the Napoleonic Wars. 22-23 June

NAOMI IN FASHION: After several extremely successful fashion exhibitions in recent years, the V&A opens yet another one. NAOMI In Fashion shines the spotlight on the career of model Naomi Campbell, via the creative output of the many photographers and designers who've worked with her. From 22 June

Pride and Prejudice celebrates queer history © Museum of LondonROMAN ARMY: This weekend is your last chance to see the British Museum's exhibition Legion: Life in the Roman Army, which offers the lowdown on the West's first modern, professional fighting force through the life and service of a real Roman soldier, Claudius Terentianus. Letters written on papyri by soldiers from Roman Egypt and the Vindolanda tablets — some of the oldest surviving handwritten documents in Britain — feature. Until 23 June

DISNEY100: Also closing is Disney100, a huge exhibition celebrating the centenary of the Walt Disney Company at ExCeL. It spans 10 galleries, covering films, theme parks and more. The carousel horse which Dick Van Dyke rode in Mary Poppins (1964) and the crystal glass slipper from Cinderella (2015) are among the exhibits. Until 23 June

WANDSWORTH FRINGE: The eclectic Wandsworth Arts Fringe comes to a close this weekend, with events including (but not limited to) a day of yoga stories for children, a musical performance of Treasure Island, a brass concert and a community circus day. Until 23 June

ROYAL ACADEMY SUMMER EXHIBITION: A highlight of the London art calendar every year, the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition brings together established and rising artists to display their work. Prints, painting, film, photography, architectural works and sculpture all feature among the 1,200 pieces, coordinated this year by sculptor Ann Christopher RA. 18 June-18 August

West End Live takes over Trafalgar Square. Photo: Pamela RaithFOOTBALL SCREENINGS: You can't have failed to notice that there's a little footie tournament going on at the moment. UEFA 2024 matches are happening across Germany throughout the weekend, and many London venues are screening the matches live. Take a look at our guide on where to watch the football, and get booking your table. Until 14 July

SIX LIVES: The National Portrait Gallery has a new exhibition focusing on Henry VIII's queens. Six Lives features Tudor paintings by Hans Holbein the Younger and contemporary photography by Hiroshi Sugimoto, chronicling the representation of Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Katherine Howard and Katherine Parr throughout history and popular culture in the centuries since they lived. 20 June-8 September

JAPANESE PRINTMAKING: Artistic Japanese dynasty the Yoshida family are the subject of a new exhibition at Dulwich Picture Gallery. See works by three generations, culminating in a new site-specific installation of cherry blossom by a living member of the family. 19 June-1 November

Saturday 22 JuneClub de Fromage, but make it daytime.GREAT WILD WALK: Sign up to take part in a five- or 10-mile walk through Epping Forest, raising money for the World Wildlife Fund. The Great Wild Walk is a family-friendly event, and dogs are welcome, with a fundraising target of £150 per person, and money raised going to the WWF's conservation projects around the world. From 9.30am

ST PANCRAS TOWER: You'll need to book ahead for today's rare chance to visit the St Pancras Waterpoint Tower, with one-hour tours available, giving you the chance to learn more about the pretty-yet-practical structure, and get inside the building, including up to the viewing platform at the top if you fancy it. FREE, 10am-3pm

DRAWING AROUND TOWER BRIDGE: Join Art Academy tutor Natasha Lien for a day of drawing on location in the area around Tower Bridge, learning and improving different skills as you go. It's open to complete beginners as well as more experienced artists, and begins with introductions to different drawing techniques, followed by a chance to draw whatever inspires you in the urban surroundings. 10am-4.30pm (sponsor)

ROYAL WHARF SUMMER FETE: Celebrate the start of summer at the Royal Wharf Summer Fete, taking place at Royal Wharf Park (near Silvertown), with a line-up of live music performances, family entertainment, fitness classes, kids' workshops, street food stalls and a waterfront craft market. 11am-5pm

GIN AND RUM: It's free entry to the Enfield Gin & Rum Festival, taking place at the aptly-named Pymmes Mews, with some of the UK's finest small batch producers exhibiting their tipples and serving up unique cocktails. 11am-11pm

CONSPIRACY CULTURE: London Fortean Society is at Conway Hall for an afternoon delving into conspiracy theory culture. James Ball, Professor Chris French, Professor Karen Douglas, Brent Lee and Jonn Elledge discuss how conspiracy theories became so mainstream, what harm this causes, and how we can move on from this mindset. 12pm-5pm

WINDRUSH BLOCK PARTY: The Bernie Grants Arts Centre in Enfield marks Windrush Day with another of its Windrush Block Parties. The open-air event begins with a family party, followed by performances by local Black talent, and live DJs. Caribbean and African food traders are on site selling their dishes too. 12pm-7.30pm

DAD'S ARMY: Wilton's Music Hall in Limehouse hosts Dad's Army Radio Show, with three episodes of the popular sitcom adapted for radio for the first time. Two actors use two microphones to bring more than 25 characters to life on stage, helped along with vintage music and sound effects. Today's your last chance to see it. 2.30pm/7.30pm

101 Dalmatians opens at the New Wimbledon Theatre today. Image: Oliver Rosser, Feast CreativeDAYTIME PARTY: Regular pop party Club de Fromage holds one of its daytime events, at Scala in King's Cross. It's strictly for over-30s, with the usual mix of pop, rock, indie, power ballads, and disco tunes — plus singalongs, balloons and air guitaring. If that suits your schedule, take a look at our guide to London's daytime parties and clubbing events. 3pm-7pm

QUEST FOR LOVE: As part of the ongoing Queer 80s film festival, Barbican Cinema screens Quest For Love, a 1988 South African film which was banned from its home country on release. It tells the story of a political journalist recently released from prison, waiting to reunite with her lover. 6.20pm

101 DALMATIANS: Puppetry, dancing and songs combine for a musical version of children's book 101 Dalmatians, opening at the New Wimbledon Theatre tonight, and aimed at children age 5+ and their families. Watch as Cruella de Vil attempts to snatch Pongo and Perdi's litter of Dalmatian pups in a bid to make herself a new fur coat. 7pm (and until 29 June)

THE HEROES BAND: Formed to raise funds for the Help For Heroes charity, The Heroes Band marks its 10th anniversary with a special concert at St Paul's Church (AKA the Actors' Church) in Covent Garden. They'll be playing some of their favourite pieces they've performed over the years, as well as premiering new music. 7pm

WIFI WARS: Interactive live comedy game show WiFi Wars is back at the Royal Institution in Mayfair. Take along a fully charged smartphone or tablet and log on to take part in games, quizzes and challenges. 7pm-8.30pm

CHORAL CONCERT: Battersea Choral Society gives a performance of Mendelssohn's St Paul at Holy Trinity Church on Sloane Street. Soloists Carolyn Sampson, Sarah Connolly, James Gilchrist and William Dazeley also take part in the performance. 7.30pm-9.30pm

Sunday 23 JuneUpdate your wardrobe at the Pre-Loved Fashion MarketSUNDAY FUNDAY: Looking for things to do in London today or any other Sunday? We've compiled a guide to things that happen in the capital on a Sunday, so you can find something to keep you busy, whoever you're with and whatever your budget.

BLACK HISTORY WALK: The Black History Walks team are on the South Bank today. Join a guide for a walking tour focusing on Black and Caribbean history in the area, tackling topics including Black British civil rights, Africa before colonisation, gentrification, and second world war links to Windrush. 10am-12pm

PRE-LOVED FASHION MARKET: Stock up on second-hand clothes and accessories at the Pre-Loved Fashion Market, coming to the Prince of Wales in Leyton.Women's men's and kids' clothes are all there for the taking. 11am-3pm

HAYES CANAL FESTIVAL: Boat rides, kayaking and paddle boarding are among activities on offer at the family-friendly Hayes Canal Festival, taking place on the Grand Union Canal near Hayes & Harlington station. There's plenty to do on dry land too, including crafts and face painting. FREE 11am-4pm

FROCK ME!: Splash out on vintage togs, as the Frock Me! Vintage Fair returns to Kensington Town Hall, with 100 dealers selling clothing and jewellery across two floors. 11am-5.30pm

Quest For Love is screening at Barbican Cinema on Saturday.TAYLOR SWIFT BRUNCH: London will be full of Swifties this weekend, as Taylor Swift performs her first run of shows at Wembley (21-23 June). There are plenty of other themed events going on around town including 100 Wardour Street's Taylor Swift Brunch, consisting of three courses and the option of bottomless brunch, while live musicians perform some of her best-known tunes. 12pm-5pm

WEST LONDON EID FAIR: Celebrate Eid at the West London Eid Fair in Greenford, which includes live entertainment, Halal food and shopping stalls. FREE, 12pm-7pm

COLLYWOBBLERS COMEDY: Ria Lina and Patrick Monahan perform at Collywobblers Comedy at the Railway in Streatham, hosted by Siôn James. Ticketholders get 30% off food before 7pm, so get there early to make a night of it. 7.30pm

UKULELE ORCHESTRA: Spend your Sunday evening in the company of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. They're at Fairfield Halls in Croydon for a programme of new tunes and well-loved classics. 7.30pm

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West End Live returns to Trafalgar Square. Photo: Pamela RaithSee photos themed on 'Freedom from Torture'Refugee Week runs from 17-23 June, and there's a special show at the Velorose art gallery near Barbican to mark it, hosted by human rights charity Freedom from Torture. Images from 24 photographers address the question: "What does freedom mean to you?", and feature Free Running in Gaza by Danish photographer and explorer Klaus Thymann, That's One Small Step for Women by photojournalist Xinlei Lee, and Broken Wings
by street photographer Zade Basil-Thanoon.

Free, 17-29 June.

Catch another free photo exhibitionThe Royal Geographical Society — located near the Royal Albert Hall — unveils the free Earth Photo 2024 exhibition on Tuesday. It features the winning photos and videos across several categories including people, place, nature, changing forests and a climate of change.

Free, 18 June-21 August. Note that the venue only opens Monday-Friday.

Free Running in Gaza, featuring parkour performers, features in a 'Freedom from Torture' exhibition. © Klaus ThymannHear the history of Wandsworth PrisonStewart McLaughlin, curator of Wandsworth Prison Museum, is at London Metropolitan Archives on Wednesday evening to give a free talk about the prison's history, from being opened in 1849 as the Surrey House of Correction, through to the present day.

Free, 19 June.

Glug a free marg by the canal in King's CrossWe had you at free margarita, didn't we? Head to Granary Square at King's Cross on Wednesday 19 and Thursday 20 June — between 12pm and 5pm each day — and there's a free can of margarita with your name on it (assuming you're at least 18), courtesy of the long black barge with 'MOTH' on the side. They've giving away 1,000 altogether, though it goes without saying the earlier you show up, the more chance you'll have of snaffling a drinky-poo.

Free, 19 and 20 June.

There's one of these with your name on it (if you're over 18, natch).Watch a film for Pride monthNorth Kensington Library Film Club screens 2014 film Pride, about gay and lesbian activists who raised money to support the striking miners and their families affected by the British Miners' Strike in the summer of 1984. The screening is free, with tea, coffee and popcorn are available — and there's time for a chat about the film afterwards.

Free, 20 June.

Celebrate Vivienne Westwood at a Christie's LateYou'd imagine the late designer Vivienne Westwood had QUITE the wardrobe. In fact, you needn't imagine it anymore — as some of said wardrobe is being auctioned off by Christie's, and ahead of that, there's a chance to check out various garments, jewellery and accessories worn by Westwood — at a special late, Radical Thinking: A Celebration of Vivienne Westwood. Various panel discussions, performances and workshops take place throughout the evening. It's free but you must register — and it's worth getting down there early, as a one-in-one-out system will be in operation once the venue reaches capacity.

Free, 20 June.

There's an evening of architecture at the Bank of England Museum. Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistStay late at the Bank of EnglandAlso open late on Thursday is the Bank of England Museum, for a special London Festival of Architecture event. Learn about the Bank building's history through a talk by Curator Jennifer Adam, and a trail tracing its history, from its first premises on Cheapside to its current location.

Free, 20 June.

Catch a free, open-air concertIf the weather's playing nicely, spend lunchtime on midsummer's day enjoying a free open-air concert. Musicians from Opera Holland Park offer occasional Songs on the Steps performances, outside the venue. Anyone's welcome to take a picnic blanket or chair along and make themselves comfy to watch the 40-minute show.

Free, 21 June.

Visit the St Pancras Water TowerYou'll need to book ahead for Saturday's rare chance to visit the St Pancras Waterpoint Tower, with one-hour tours available, where you can learn more about the pretty-yet-practical structure, and get inside the building — including up to the viewing platform at the top if you fancy it.

Free, 22 June.

The Royal Wharf Summer Fete takes place on Saturday.Delight in the fun of a summer feteIt's fete season — and today it's the turn of Royal Wharf Park in east London to shine. The free-to-enter fete stars a line-up of activities, many of which are are free or cheap, including morning fitness sessions with One Element, children's workshops with Macaroni Penguin garden games with Sharky & George, and live music and DJ sets. Book ahead.

Free entry, 22 June.

Celebrate Windrush Day at the Garden MuseumLambeth's Garden Museum marks Windrush Day with a family-friendly craft workshop, where you can make hummingbirds and hibiscus flowers from paper, inspired by a children's book about the birds and flowers of Jamaica.

The workshop is suitable for ages 3-10, with parents or carers required to stay with children. It's a drop-in event, on a first-come, first-served basis.

Free, 22 June.

Watch historic barges racing down the ThamesThe 50th annual Thames Historic Barge Race comes to London's main waterway on Saturday. 12 teams of four-six crew members each steer and row a 30-ton Thames barges along a seven-mile course between Greenwich and Westminster Bridge — a journey lasting around 90 minutes.

Head down to the river — or onto one of the bridges — along the route to watch it for free.

Free, 22 June.

Songs on the Steps takes place on Friday lunchtime.Sing and dance along to West End LiveThings get rather lively in Trafalgar Square this weekend, when free musical theatre festival West End Live returns.

Across two days, cast members from various West End shows appear on stage in Trafalgar Square, performing songs from their musicals for free. Cast members from Back to the Future, The Book of Mormon, Hamilton, The Lion King, Magic Mike Live, Mamma Mia!, Sister Act, Six, and many, many more shows are taking part this year.

It's a VERY popular event, and in recent years there have been reports of people queuing for hours or being turned away when it reaches capacity, so arrive early to make sure you get in. Alternatively, for the first time, there will be another viewing area, with a large screen set up on Pall Mall, screening the stage live.

Free, 22-23 June.

Take the kids along to a festival on the canalBoat rides, kayaking and paddleboarding are among the activities on offer at the family-friendly Hayes Canal Festival, taking place on the Grand Union Canal near Hayes & Harlington station on Sunday. There's plenty to do on dry land too, including crafts and face painting.

Free, 23 June.

Celebrate Eid in west LondonCelebrate Eid at the West London Eid Fair in Greenford, which includes live entertainment, Halal food and shopping stalls.

Free, 23 June.

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Tune into the past, present and future of this infinitely interesting London borough via Londonist's new newsletter. Image: Will Noble/LondonistCroydon. The Cronx. Valley of the Crocuses. Call it what you will (and trust us, it's been called some things in its time), this realm of south London is ever-altering, and infinitely fascinating.

That's why we've launched a newsletter — piloted by Croydonian and Londonist editor Will Noble — dedicated to the southern-most London borough. Londonist: Croydon Edit brings you weekly features from the Cronx — history deep-dives, weekend wanders, chewing the fat with Croydon folk, things to do — you name it.

The launch offer is only live till 30 June. Image: Will Noble/LondonistEvery other week, we're posting fully-free content that anyone to dig into (see our inaugural post, a breezy history of Imperial Airways). But for the full fat Croydon Edit experience — a feature every week, plus a monthly roundup of what's happened/happening in the borough of Croydon AND special Croydony offers and giveaways — you'll need to become a paid subscriber.

And now's the best time to do just that. Because for a strictly limited time we're offering a 20% discount off annual subscriptions. That means for just £36 a year (that's 69p a week!) you can have the whole of Croydon at your fingertips. Just imagine how powerful you'll feel!

Sign up here by Sunday 30 June to take advantage of the launch deal, and save yourself £9 on the usual annual subscription price of £45.

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An exciting summer lies ahead at The Brentford Project, and its beautifully restored Workhouse Dock.Floating musicians, classic car boot sales and an al fresco cinema by the canal are on the summer line-up at The Brentford Project in west London.

A stunning new waterside development by Ballymore, The Brentford Project blends residential, commercial and leisure — plus lashings of greenery — to create a cobbled waterfront quarter studded with boutique shops (Mother Rugger, Hewson Books) and tasty places to eat (Sam's Waterside, GAIL's). A wonderful place to live (and many of its apartments have IMPRESSIVE views), The Brentford Project is also home to a fun-loving community of people — plus plenty of events to get stuck into.

Case in point: Summer on the Water — a series of vibrant events on the newly-revamped Workhouse Dock, running from June-August. It kicks off on Saturday 29 June with Festival on the Water — a free, day-long blowout where you can peruse market stalls, tuck into delicious street food and sit at the water's edge while watching live musicians play on a floating barge. There's also a very special car boot sale courtesy of Duke of London, where you can snaffle up vintage clothing, automobilia, artwork and vinyls — sold from classic cars and supercars!

Some of the apartments at The Brentford Project have stunning vistas of London.Monday 1 July sees the launch of Everyman on the Water — The Brentford Project's very own waterside cinema. Here you'll be able to watch the Wimbledon tennis action from 1-14 July, then catch a series of Hollywood blockbuster hits and family faves right through until Saturday 31 August. And guess what — all screenings are totally free!

Even more exciting: to celebrate the launch of Everyman on the Water, The Brentford Project is running a competition with Everyman — who are redefining cinema with their beautiful venues, quality food and drink offerings, top-rate staff and impeccable film selection. You can win an overnight stay at The Wick — private residents' amenities with state-of-the art gymnasium and heated outdoor pool where you can swim underneath 100-year-old oak trees (!) — plus restaurant vouchers and Everyman tickets. Enter the competition here.

There's plenty more going on throughout the summer months at The Brentford Project: stay tuned into the Summer on the Water events page.

Summer on the Water, The Brentford Project, June-August 2024, lots of events are free but you'll need to book.

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London's not exactly known for being the chattiest city in the world — but it's far from devoid of proverbial fat-chewing opportunities. In this abridged extract from Don't Be A Tourist In London, Vanessa Grall suggests a few places to start a conversation in London... and one place to go and listen.

The conversationalists' pubYou needn't be able to speak French to chat in the French House. Image: Bob Shand via creative commonsBefore you walk through the doors of The French House, know the house rules: no music, no machines, no television and no mobile phones. This is precisely what makes it a haven for conversationalists; a place where friends and strangers alike can talk to each other — you know, like they did in the old days. What’s the "French" connection, you ask? Sometime around the second world war, this Soho pub, formerly known as the York Minster, became a hangout for exiled members of the Free French movement regrouping in London. Even General Charles de Gaulle is rumoured to have written one of his famous speeches here, while Edith Piaf is said to have stopped by for a drink in the 40s. Locals started calling it 'the French house' and eventually, the name became official. Notable bohemians with a Paris connection began congregating around the bar in the post-war years; painters Lucian Freud, Salvador Dali and Francis Bacon and writers Sylvia Plath and Dylan Thomas became regulars, chewing the fat over a drink or five. The legendary London pub is still a magnet for Soho's most interesting characters, from resting actors to fading pop stars, who have stories and memories to share, many of which are captured in the black and white photographs that cover the walls. Upstairs, the dining room is a cosy little oasis of calm to congregate with pals (and people you've just met) over oysters and impeccable steak frites.

See also: any of London's micropubs.

French House, Dean Street

Voicing your existential shower thoughts to strangersRattle your brain, brush up on your French, or just sit back and listen at Café Philo. Image: CrisNYCa via creative commonsFrom one French House to another. If you often ask yourself questions that you don't have answers to, the weekly Café Philo at the French Institute might be up your alley. The weekly café what, you ask? Well it's a thing, or at least, amongst Francophiles it is; a grassroots concept born in Paris that regularly brings people together in cafés to discuss and listen to ideas (philosophical or not) while relaxing with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine. Led by the warm and welcoming Christian Michel, the weeks alternate between French and English, and everyone is welcome. Any and all topics brought to the table will be considered, to be discussed in the spirit of tolerance and openness. You don’t have to know anything about philosophy to join, just go along and meet local musers, rattle your brain, brush up on your French, or just sit back and listen.

Café Philo, French Institute

From derelict dock to creative quarterAll aboard for good conversation and community activism. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistWander off-piste and take a turn down the River Lea, to find Cody Dock. From a thriving Victorian gasworks to an industrial wasteland, it's now back in business as a creative community space — brought back to life by residents, artists and volunteers who transformed the space into a social enterprise with an environmental ethos. The riverbanks of the Lea here are now bursting with wildflowers, urban beehives, and an equally buzzing little café. Along with this, you'll find exhibition spaces made from shipping containers and a floating classroom aboard the restored community boat, all available to hire. Join the locals for a cosy folk gig, partake in a craftivism workshop or grab a high-vis jacket and a paintbrush and get involved in the process. Cody Dock is still a work in progress and a labour of love – it always will be. That's the beauty of community projects like this, it keeps bringing people together to tend to the plants and watch the birds. What a different world it must be, across the water in the skyscrapers of Canary Wharf. Pick your playground...

Cody Dock

A gentlemen's club with a (waxy) twistMeet your tribe of fellow face furniture enthusiasts. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistWhether you sport a sleek and skinny Dali-esque tash or have the whiskers of a walrus, get ready to meet your tribe of fellow face furniture enthusiasts. Showing hipsters how it's done since 1947, membership to the Handlebar Club is open to men with 'graspable extremities of the upper lip'. Beards are strictly forbidden, and any sign of sideburns merging into your moustache is a big no- no, and punishable by a fine. Sounds pretty strict, but these guys sure know how to grab life by the handlebars. The world's oldest whisker club was founded by 10 chaps with one thing in common: the facial hair fight against "the bland, the boring and the generic" (while enjoying a convivial drink and a game of darts, of course). The group has since grown in strength and length to over 100 members around the world. Those who can, still meet down at the pub on the first Friday of every month, always impressively turned out in their tweeds and ties. Their corner of the Heron Bar is jam-packed with moustache memorabilia from the club's hairy history, including the minutes from the first meeting.

Want to get in on the fun but lack the facial fluff? Fear not. Friends of the Handlebar Club is the place for supporters who do not have the necessary qualifications for full membership.

The Handlebar Club/Friends of the Handlebar Club, The Heron Bar

Eavesdropping at the Houses of ParliamentImage: UK Parliament via creative commonsMembers of the public can drop by the cradle of modern democracy for free. Simply arrive early, and if there's space, you can sit in the Visitors' Gallery (aka 'Strangers' Gallery') and watch the government shape British history. It is a remarkable and little-known privilege, for not even the King is allowed into the House of Commons. The last monarch to enter the hallowed chambers when Parliament was in session was King Charles I back in 1642, when he stormed in to track down five MPs suspected of treason. From the Strangers' Gallery, note the two red lines on each side of the House of Commons' floor: they're two sword lengths apart, supposedly designed to stop fevered debates from descending into duels. There may be a total of 650 MPs, but with only seating for 427, on busy days, members have to stand. Enterprising MPs may arrive at 8am however, and leave a prayer card indicating where they wish to sit, with the caveat that they do, in fact, arrive early to say their prayers. If you wish to nab a seat, you can just turn up at the Cromwell Green entrance on St Margaret Street and wait for entry. Tickets are not required for general debates but are required for the Prime Minister’s questions. Whether or not you deem some of the heated debates that go here these days as 'conversations' is up to you...

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Image: Matt BrownLooking in detail at one of London's most potent murals.

Just south of Battersea Park on Dagnall Street stands one of the best murals by the late, great Brian Barnes. Battersea in Perspective, as it's officially called, offers a bird's eye view of the area around the park. It also includes a series of portraits of local heroes.

Barnes, a local resident, painted the mural in 1988 onto the side of the old Haberdasher's Arms pub. Considering it's over a third of a century old, the wall painting is in excellent condition. Here, we take a closer look at some of the details. We've split the article in two, covering the main mural in the first section and the portraits in the second.

Also in this series: The Battle of Cable Street mural.

The main section of the Battersea Mural Click/tap for high resolution1. Venus: The panorama is overseen by the Goddess of Love herself, Venus. The deity is a copy from Evening Star over the Sea, by local artist Evelyn De Morgan. (See portraits below.)

2. Balloon flights: Secular objects also decorate the sky. The balloon here is a reference to the Short Brothers, who established a balloon workshop under the Battersea rail arches in 1903. Their balloons were made buoyant with coal gas, which could conveniently be acquired from the neighbouring gas works (see below). Balloons were also a common sight from Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens a short way downriver. The whole mural is painted as though we're gazing down from one of the Short Brothers' baskets.

3. Triplane: The Short Brothers also moved into aircraft manufacture from 1909. However, the plane seen here seems to be the Avro No. 1 triplane designed and built by A.V. Roe. Although there's a myth that Roe built his early plane in the Battersea rail arches, his base was actually over on West Hill in nearby Wandsworth.

4. The Battersea Shield: During construction of Chelsea Bridge (shown to the bottom left of the mural) workmen found an Iron Age shield in the Thames. Its elegant, hammered-in swirls, known as repoussé, are shown in the sky above Battersea. The real shield has a more down-to-earth home at the British Museum.

The Battersea Shield. Image: Matt Brown*5. Carey Gardens Estate*: The curving housing estate is Carey Gardens. Brian Barnes lived here for many years, and created another mural for one of its walls.

6. Westbury Estate: The mural depicts several other estates. Here we see the distinctive towers of the Westbury Estate, near Wandsworth Road station.

7. Battersea gas works: The distinctive cyan gasholder and its smaller neighbours were dismantled around 2015. The site is now housing.

8. Mural within a mural: Look closely and you can see that Barnes has painted his own mural within the mural — what today we might call "a bit meta", but actually an old conceit beloved of model villages.

A closeup of the mural within a mural. Image: Matt Brown9. Battersea Power Station: The most famous building in the mural. Giles Gilbert Scott's masterpiece had been closed for five years when Barnes painted the mural. It still possessed its roof in 1988, and hadn't yet slipped into the degraded state of later years. Even so, it's been optimistically painted to look its best. Barnes was a founder of the Battersea Power Station Community Group, which lobbied for the preservation of the building after its closure.

10. Marco Polo House: One of London's most striking postmodern buildings, Marco Polo House would have been brand new when the mural was painted in 1988. It was used as offices and television studios (notably for QVC), but was scandalously demolished in 2014. Luxury flats now haunt the site.

Demolition of Marco Polo House in 2014, with the doomed gasholder behind. Image: Matt Brown11. Chelsea Bridge

*12.* The Peace Pagoda: Barnes structured his panorama with Battersea Park's Peace Pagoda front and centre, and much larger than in real life. It doesn't take a genius of metaphor to work out that he's saying peace should be central.

13. Albert Bridge: Just north of the bridge, another mural can be seen depicting a giant sunflower. I can't find any further information about this feature, so do speak up in the comments if you know what it was.

The portraits beneath the Battersea mural Click or tap for high resolution. Image: Matt BrownNine portraits of local individuals can be found at the foot of the mural, superimposed on the Chelsea streetscape. Sadly, these are often hidden by a parked car, hence the slightly awkward angle of the photograph above. The portraits are (left to right):

*John Archer* (1863-1932): Mayor of Battersea, and Britain’s first elected black mayor. A plaque, just around the corner on Battersea Park Road, marks his photography studio.

John Burns (1858-1943): Trade unionist, champion of the 1888 London Dock Strike, and MP for Battersea. He later became an historian and coined the cliche about the Thames being "Liquid history". One of the Woolwich ferries was named after him, until recently.

Shapurji Saklatvala (1874-1936): Communist MP, and first British MP of Indian heritage, representing Battersea North.

Charlotte Despard (1844-1939): Leading suffragist, pacifist and active member of the Battersea Labour Party.

Hilda Hewlett (1864-1943) Pioneering aviator who was born and raised in nearby Vauxhall, and would later live in Battersea near Clapham Junction. See Londonist: Time Machine for a profile.

Evelyn De Morgan (1855-1919): Pre-Raphaelite painter whose study of Venus appears in the top-right of the mural. She and her husband, the ceramicist William De Morgan, lived and worked nearby.

AV Roe (1877-1958): Another aviation pioneer, who worked in the Wandsworth area. He's depicted holding a model plane.

Douglas Jay (1907-1996): An MP who held Battersea North from 1946 until 1983. He would unveil the mural on 10 August 1988.

Alf Dubs (1932-): Former MP for Battersea South, and later a Life Peer. He had recently lost his seat when the mural was painted. He is the only living person (at the time of writing) depicted on the mural.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Classical Pride.

Classical Pride is back for 2024 — this time as a five-day festival showcasing LGBTQ+ composers and performers at venues across London. And to say it's starting out in style would be an understatement...

Sashay to subterranean Soho venue HERE at Outernet on Wednesday 3 July and you'll find the crème de la crème of the London drag scene — plus a couple of international superstars — singing opera, performing concertos, and slaying on the catwalk to the dulcet tones of a live orchestra. This is Classical Drag.

As the name suggests, Classical Drag sees the worlds of classical music and drag artistry collide in one seriously outlandish contest. On top of the UK-based talent — we're talking West End diva Vinegar Strokes, drag king Beau Jangles and trans masc opera sensation Freddie Love to name but a few — RuPaul's Drag Race royalty is crossing the pond in the form of Monét X Change and Thorgy Thor. There are even drag instrumentalists involved, from Snow White Trash (who plays for Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears) to Bimini support act Barbs.

They'll go head-to-head, performing arias from operas like Carmen, Turandot and Tosca, as well as sweeping scores such as Grieg's Piano Concerto. The evening is accompanied by a live orchestra of exceptional LGBTQ+ talent, conducted by Classical Pride's founder and artistic director Oliver Zeffman.

On top of all that, there's an interval show hosted by the legend of London nightlife that is Jonny Woo, feat. a 'Night at the Opera'-themed runway show and a performance by celebrated tenor Nicky Spence. Add roaming performers and lashings of prosecco into the mix, and you've got the perfect blend of culture and debauchery.

The best bit? The net proceeds from the night will be split between three vital LGBTQ+ charities: Rainbow Railroad (which helps LGBTQ+ asylum seekers), sexual health charity Terrence Higgins Trust, and GAY TIMES' Amplifund.

Classical Drag is just where the fun begins though — afterwards, you've got four-more days of Pride-themed musical goodness to look forward to. Check out the whole programme, including a free Julius Eastman concert, a world premiere of a new work by Isobel Waller-Bridge, and a London Symphony Orchestra extravaganza hosted by Nick Grimshaw with music by Tchaikovsky, Saint-Saëns and more.


Classical Drag takes place at HERE at Outernet (Soho) from 7pm on Wednesday 3 July. Tickets here.

Classical Pride runs Wednesday 3 July-Sunday 7 July at multiple venues across London. See the line-up and get tickets.

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The tube is where my passion for street photography was born.

Working long hours in advertising meant heading to and from work was my only opportunity to take photos. Instagram launched around this time, meaning I could sate my appetite to upload and share my daily commuter photos. They proved very popular. Most of my colleagues begrudged their daily commute, but I thrived on it. I got a real adrenaline rush from capturing candid narratives, especially in such close proximity on the tube. It turned my mundane commutes into an inspiring adventure.

Night photography involves a blend of technical skill and creative vision. You need to have your camera ready with the right settings to ensure you can capture those undiluted fleeting moments. You also need a curious eye for anticipating a moment. More importantly it's about utilising the available natural light. Night time offers me a chance to capture a different mood in my photos. The soft glow of streetlights can create a romantic feel, while neon signs add a vibrant energy.

There's something magnetic about the streets of London at night. As the sun sets, the city undergoes a dramatic transformation. The bright lights of the theatres, cinemas and passing traffic illuminate the streets. The neon signs come to life. It's like the city puts its makeup on. The mood's lightened. There's more of an extroverted drive, and that really plays into the way I like to approach my storytelling. During those hours, you encounter the energy of unleashed Londoners, adventurous and carefree, chasing the night. These are the moments I am passionate about documenting, which make London such a fascinating place to shoot.

Rain is a street photographer's best friend. It opens a whole new scope of visual opportunities. Wet roads and pavements turn into giant mirrors, reflecting the world around them. This adds a new abstract dimension, allowing you to get creative and capture scenes from a different and unique perspective. The rain also evokes a certain mood and atmosphere. In my latest campaign work with Fujifilm I shot exclusively in the rain after dark to give my photos a more cinematic feel.

Storytelling plays a fundamental role in my photography. Every photo should be an invitation that connects with my viewers to create their own version of events when looking at my photos. If someone can figure out my photo immediately, I feel I've failed to a certain extent. I'm always on the lookout for mini narratives when I'm on the streets to engage my viewers and add an extra layer of storytelling to my photos.

I have a handful of favourite images throughout my book, London After Dark. One that springs to mind is a photo I call "Cinderella". This photo was made on the first night the UK came out of lockdown. I headed into the city with a brief to capture the essence of the celebrations. It was like New Year's Eve — everyone was in high spirits and it was good vibes only all night. As I wrapped up the evening and headed to catch my last train home I noticed a lady clutching her heels in her hand on the platform. I had this particular frame in mind, so every time she passed a doorway I would get into position. After a few false alarms, I managed to get her entering the train, with a focus just on one bare foot to tell the story of someone who had obviously had a great night out. Coupled with the leading lines on the platform and the clock which perfectly time stamps the late night shenanigans, I was really happy with this one.

London After Dark by Bal Bhatla aka Mr Whisper, published by Trope Publishing Co.

We featured this book because we know it's the kind of thing our readers will enjoy. By buying it via links in this article, Londonist may earn a commission from Bookshop.org — which also helps support independent bookshops.

All images © Bal Bhatla aka Mr Whisper

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Check out our full guide on where to watch the 2024 Euros.

Certainly makes a change from the pub garden... Image: Brunel Museum/CanvaThey think it's all under...

The brilliant Brunel Museum in Rotherhithe has announced that it's screening a handful of Euro 2024 matches in its stunning Victorian tunnel shaft. The subterranean space was dug as part of the construction of Mark and Isambard Brunel's Thames Tunnel, which opened in 1843, and now serves as the leg of the London Overground between Rotherhithe and Wapping. The shaft itself opened to the public in 2011 — with a fancy staircase being added in 2016 — and serves as a wonderful underground space for concerts, talks and the like.

For a handful of the Euros games, the museum is erecting a big screen projector in the tunnel shaft (it's also promising 'big sound' — indeed, we imagine the sound down there could be VERY big). There'll also be a pop-up bar with Ansbach & Hobday beers and wine, and fun, games and raffles with prizes.

Plus something else very special — a guaranteed seat.

The games the museum has confirmed it's showing are:

Sunday 16 June

England vs Serbia

Monday 17 June

France vs Austria

Thursday 20 June

England v Denmark
Italy v Spain

Monday 24 June

Italy v Croatia

Tuesday 25 June

France v Poland
England v Slovenia

We hope that if England progress in the tournament, more of these special screenings will be announced.

Euro 2024 matches at the Brunel Museum tunnel shaft, tickets from £5

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by the Great Exhibition Road Festival.

All weekendHampton Court Palace Festival has shows on Saturday and Sunday eveningsTASTE OF LONDON: Foodies, head to Regent's Park for Taste of London, the huge, food-based festival which brings dozens of London's best-known restaurants together to feed hungry visitors. It's also a chance to discover up-and-coming London chefs and food businesses, take part in tastings and watch masterclasses. 12-16 June

OPEN STUDIOS: Cockpit Studios in Bloomsbury hold an Open Studios weekend, inviting the public to see craftspeople from some of its 175 creative studios in action. Millinery, jewellery, fine art, ceramics and woven textiles are among the disciplines represented. 14-16 June

LONDON PETANQUE CHAMPIONSHIP: You can find anything in London if you know where to look, and that includes petanque. The London Petanque Championships are held in Crystal Palace this weekend, with international champions and UK club-level players going head-to-head over the course of one weekend. 15-16 June

MAP FAIR: The largest map fair in Europe comes to the Royal Geographical Society in Kensington, with 40 national and international dealers selling original antique maps dating from between the 15th-20th centuries, with prices ranging from £10-£100,000. 15-16 June

Get stuck in at Taste of LondonARCHITECTURE FESTIVAL: The London Festival of Architecture, a citywide celebration of the built environment is ongoing, with walks, talks and exhibitions to choose from. This weekend, the programme includes a chance to trace the hidden Walbrook River, and a guided walk alongside the Victorian railway viaduct between London Bridge and Bermondsey. Until 30 June

CAMBERWELL ARTS FESTIVAL: This year is the 30th anniversary of Camberwell Arts Festival, an event consisting of open studios, an art market and a fringe festival. Highlights this weekend include a barbecue supper club at South London Gallery, a Camberwell Food Walk, and a Pride picnic at Myatt's Fields Park. Check the programme for the full list of events. Until 16 June


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The Great Exhibition Road Festival returns – with a fresh batch of free arts and science events!Stroll down Exhibition Road any time of the year and you're faced with an embarrassment of riches. This stretch of South Kensington is home to all sorts of renowned organisations catering to curious minds — including Imperial College London, the Natural History Museum, the Science Museum and V&A. But our favourite time to visit has got to be during The Great Exhibition Road Festival, when all these iconic institutions and more join forces for a free celebration of science and the arts.

The Great Exhibition Road Festival 2024 takes place 15-16 June, on the famous thoroughfare itself, and within the venues and spaces that surround it. There are workshops, talks, performances and installations for all ages, centred on how science and the arts can help individuals, communities and nature flourish.

Construct mini-robots, create art based on the messages flying through your brain, or let loose at an AI silent disco. Learn about everything from revolutionary medical tech to the lives of penguins. Let little imaginations run riot, with the help of science shows, music, dance and storytelling on the Family Stage. All events are completely free to attend, though some can be booked in advance — see the programme and get your tickets now.


HAMPTON COURT PALACE FESTIVAL: It's a music festival, but not as you know it. Hampton Court Palace Festival is an altogether civilised affair, taking place in the palace grounds, with the option of enjoying a picnic before the music starts. ABBA tribute act Bjorn Again strut their stuff on Saturday night, while Sunday's show is a live recording of The Rest is History podcast — the first time a podcast has been on the festival's programme. As is apt for the setting, Henry VIII and the Tudors are the focus. 11-21 June

CHAKA KHAN'S MELTDOWN: Music lovers rejoice — Meltdown is back at the Southbank Centre. This time, it's curated by living legend Chaka Khan, who's brought together a sublime selection of artists as diverse as her own discography. Over its first weekend, the likes of Emeli Sandé, Master Peace, anaiis, and Todrick Hall perform live. Plus, there's a free party to mark London Queer Soundsystem Day. Until 23 June (sponsor)

Saturday 15 JuneAerial theatre comes to Brixton Windmill. Photo: James NormanGEORGE MICHAEL PARTY: Wham!The eighth annual George Michael Sexual Freedom Party takes place today — an all-singing, all-dancing celebration of queer culture — plus an explicitly anti-war theme for this year. Times and locations are being kept hush-hush till the night before, when the @thisismyculture8 Instagram account will reveal all.

CLASSICS DAY: City Lit is at the British Museum for Classics Day, a day of lectures presented by some of the UK's most important classicists, including best-selling author Professor Ian Morris from Stanford University; writer and classicist Dr. Daisy Dunn; classicist and art historian Professor Caroline Vout from University of Cambridge; and the curator of Legion exhibition Richard Abdy — this exhibition is the inspiration for the day. 10am-4pm

WORLD JUGGLING DAY: Today is World Juggling Day, something being celebrated at the Dugdale Arts Centre in Enfield, which offers live demonstrations of ball, clubs, and diabolo tricks, and a chance to hear about the different types of juggling and props used. 10.30am

EAST INDIA COMPANY: Part guided walk, part immersive theatre, A London Lark Rising tells the history of the East India Company while you roam the streets of the City. See how a corrupt company became the most powerful corporate organisation the world has ever seen. Hear how it drained wealthy Mughal India of its wealth. Jostle with the merchant adventurers of the day. Repeated at further times today and tomorrow. 11am

CLASSIC CARS: If you find yourself in the Waterloo area around lunchtime today, wander over to Lower Marsh for the monthly Waterloo Classics, when owners of classic cars park them up for others to admire. FREE,11am-2pm

BRUNCH: Another weekend, another brunch! This one's at Kachori in Elephant & Castle, where every Sat and Sun you can put away chia and coconut porridge, sticky tandoori chicken wings or the signature Club Kachori sandwich, piled with smoked chicken, spiced cheese and a fried egg. 11am-3.30pm, also on Sundays

BLOOMSDAY FESTIVAL: Irish celebration Bloomsday — which celebrates the life of writer James Joyce — is marked with a Bloomsday Festival at Embassy Gardens in Nine Elms. Head here throughout the afternoon for Irish food and drink, music and culture, including live spoken word performances. There's also a pop-up Irish market, and creative activities for children. 12pm-8pm

AERIAL THEATRE: Eyes to the skies in the garden at Brixton Windmill. Theatre troupe the Dot Collective perform brand new production The Dream Sequence, inspired by A Midsummer Night's Dream, in an aerial theatre show. It's family-friendly, set on a paradise island where three local clowns will show you the ropes on an adventure through the clouds. 2pm/6pm

Last chance to see The Sorcerer at Wilton'sDAYTIMERS FESTIVAL: South Asian music, food, culture and art is celebrated at Daytimers Festival, taking place in the gardens at Horniman Museum in Forest Hill. Engage in art and craft workshops, watch live bands and DJs performing in the bandstand, attend a chai tasting session, and scoff food and drink from the pop-up stalls. 2pm-7pm

THE SORCERER: Catch one of Gilbert & Sullivan's first operas, The Sorcerer, at Wilton's Music Hall in Limehouse — today's the final day. It's the comic story of a man obsessed with the idea of falling in love, who enlists a 'Family Sorcerer' to administer a love potion to the entire village, causing all manner of mayhem. 2.30pm/7.30pm

DRAG BINGO: Comedy drag performer Sheila Simmonds — AKA the Busy Lady — hosts a drag bingo session complete with music, comedy, and live entertainment. Takes place at Goodluck Hope near Leamouth. A cocktail is included in your ticket. 3pm-5pm

WINE TASTING: Sample your way through five wines from the Vale dos Ares vineyard, at Portuguese restaurant Bar Duoro near Liverpool Street. The vineyard's owner Miguel Queimado hosts, teaching you how to differentiate between the tipples. Snacks are served alongside the drinks. 4pm-5pm

D-DAY DANCE: The National Army Museum in Chelsea stays open late for a special 1940s-themed D-Day dance. It's open to beginners and experienced dancers, with SwingdanceUK on hand to teach you the steps to the Lindy Hop and Jitterbug. There's also live music from South London Jazz Orchestra and cabaret from the Diamond Girls, as well as hair and make-up artists on hand to help you with the '40s look. 6pm-10pm

MUSIC IN CHURCHES: The Summer Music in City Churches programme comes to a close today, in a family-friendly festival finale at St Giles Cripplegate (Barbican). Join in with the City of London Choir, singing songs celebrating love for the Earth and its inhabitants. 6.30pm-8.30pm

TRANS TALENT SHOW: The London Trans Choir headlines the Trans Talent Show at the Vagina Museum in Bethnal Green. London's finest trans singers, poets, and comics also take to the stage for a show curated for members of the trans community, and allies. 8pm-10.30pm

Sunday 16 JuneSaturday night sees the finale of Summer Music in City ChurchesFATHER'S DAY: Consider this your reminder to pick up a card, and maybe a box of chocolates or a book, for your dad on Father's Day.

THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: Shades ready as you prepare to be blinded by the talents of Razzamataz Theatre Schools students, performing This is The Moment You've Been Waiting For! — a show filled with all of your musical favourites, at Queen's Theatre Hornchurch. In fact, they're performing the show three times today, so take your pick. 10am, 2pm, 6pm

ALDWYCH WALKING TOUR: Footprints of London guide Michael Duncan leads a walking tour around the Aldwych vicinity, beginning at Temple station and visiting some of the area's hidden history and well-known landmarks. 10.30am-12pm

COOKERY MASTERCLASS: Chef Ceri Jones hosts a cookery masterclass with recipes from her debut cookbook, It Starts with Veg. Learn how to prepare four different veg-led vegetarian dishes, using seasonal ingredients, before sitting down with your classmates to enjoy the meal you've prepared. Takes place at the Garden Museum in Lambeth. 10.45am-2pm

SUNDAY PAPERS LIVE: Crash into an oversized Chesterfield with a mug of tea and slice of cake, thumb through the broadsheets, and tuck into a series of appearances from writers, poets, comedians and musicians: Sunday Papers Live sets up shop at One Marylebone today. 12.30pm-9pm

Boxpark is one of the many places screening the England matchGEOFFREY FLETCHER'S LONDON: Join guide Jonathan Wober in the Square Mile for a tour of some of the sites mentioned in Fletcher's much-loved book The London That Nobody Knows. 2pm

BLACK HISTORY CRUISE: Take a canal boat cruise from Little Venice to King's Cross with Black History Walks, learning about the Black history of Britain's canal network as you go. Topics covered include Black scientists and inventors, racist statues, and Caribbean labour during the British Industrial Revolution. Pack a picnic to eat along the way. 2.30pm-4.30pm

QUEERA LYNN: Fancy flexing your grey matter at Queera Lynn's Big Quiz? Ye Olde Rose & Crown in Greenwich is the place for you tonight, in this free show that's part of Greenwich Pride. FREE, 6pm-10pm

ENGLAND MATCH: Could football be coming home again this summer? UEFA Euro 2024 is underway in Germany, with England's first match taking place tonight, against Serbia. These places across London are screening the tournament's matches including at bars, outdoor screens and special fan zones — you'll need to book, or get there very early for today's game! K/O 8pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Works by artist Pavel Otdelnov go on display in Peckham Rye station.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Hear about the lost novels of Faith Compton MackenzieFaith Nona, also known as Faith Compton Mackenzie, was a prolific writer of novels, short stories, memoirs, and biographies — but her legacy has been largely subsumed by that of her husband, celebrated author Compton Mackenzie.

Now, as a new edition of her first and last books is published, Kate Macdonald of Handheld Press gives a free online talk hosted by Guildhall Library, about Faith's life and work.

Free, 11 June.

Get a better understanding of climate changeThe Royal Geographical Society hosts a free online talk about how we as humans perceive the subtle changes happening around us as a result of climate change. Find out how scientists and artists are striving to make climate change intelligible to human senses, with particular focus on heat.

Free, 13 June.

See an art exhibition in a railway stationHead to the Old Waiting Room at Peckham Rye station to see the latest exhibition of work by Soviet artist Pavel Otdelnov. Hometown is a series of paintings depicting his birthplace, Dzerzhinsk, a Soviet city built on sand, once a chemical capital, now one of Russia's largest munitions hubs. The works are split into different series including Gangs, Families, and Honest Workers, all telling the stories of the people of Dzerzhinsk. The exhibition is part of the Making Connections community arts festival.

Free, until 14 June.

The Great Exhibition Road Festival is free and open to all.Munch on a 71p burgerHard Rock Cafe in Piccadilly celebrates its birthday on Friday, and in a nod to the fact it first opened in 1971, it's offering its Original Legendary Burger (vegan and veggie options available) for just 71p. Only one bargain burger can be claimed by each diner, and the offer only runs today from 11.30am-2.30pm. There's also live music, a Harley Davidson Drive by and a cake ceremony.

71p (plus whatever else you spend on lunch), 14 June.

Get the lowdown on the Flying NightingalesEver heard of the Flying Nightingales? They were the first British women on active service to be flown into a war zone — delivering supplies and equipment, and treating injured soldiers during the second world war. Find out more about them in a free online talk given by Kara Neave, author of A Nightingale Flew, and hosted by the Florence Nightingale Museum.

Free, 15 June.

You can't even usually get a 71p burger in McDonald's these days let alone Hard Rock Cafe.Explore London's queer historyChelsea Library marks Pride Month with Dr Isabell Dahms giving a talk about the history of gay male cruising in London, including illicit cross-class contact, policing, blackmail and damaging criminalisation.

Free, 15 June. Also this week, Gresham College offers a lecture about the queer history of the Bloomsbury Group. Free, 11 June.

Eye up classic cars in WaterlooThe monthly Waterloo Classics takes place on Saturday, when owners of classic vehicles park them up on Lower Marsh in Waterloo for passers-by to admire. Head for the area in front of Scooter Caffe.

Free, 15 June.

Musical Symphony: Sensory Film is one of the free events at Wandsworth Arts FringeAttend the Great Get Together in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic ParkEvery year, the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in Stratford hosts the Great Get Together, a free community event featuring music, dance, arts, sport and food. This year's event — which takes place on Saturday — offers music and dance acts on the main stage, sports-day style events to take part in, plus face painting and more.

Free, 15 June.

Take the whole family to the Great Exhibition Road FestivalThe Great Exhibition Road Festival takes over the eponymous road this weekend, offering two days of art and science activities courtesy of local institutions including the Natural History Museum, Science Museum, Imperial College, Royal Geographical Society and V&A. It's free, and family-friendly, and some highlights of the huge event include a paint lab, AI arcade games, live music, several stages, a sensory craft garden, AI-proof face painting, a windmill workshop and lots more.

Free, 15-16 June.

Catch the free events at Wandsworth Arts FringeWandsworth Arts Fringe continues all week (and into next), and although there's a charge for many of the events, there are several ways to get involved without parting with a penny — use the 'Free event' filter on this page to find them. Catch Musical Symphony: Sensory Film at Sprout Community Arts this weekend, take the kids to a teen yoga session on Monday, or see Marcus Morgan's Cabiret - A Night of the Bisexual Variety at The Bedford, among other free entry events,

Until 23 June.

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Image: Newham CouncilA new pedestrian and cycling bridge for the Royal Docks looks set to go ahead after a council cash injection .

This undulating beauty will soon be constructed across Royal Victoria Dock, connecting Silvertown to the Elizabeth line and DLR stations, as well as the ExCeL exhibition centre at Custom House. The plans were approved by Newham Council in May 2023, but a recent cash boost should see work begin soon.

Hang on, isn't there a bridge there already?Yes, but it's rubbish. It's raised 14 metres in the air, and the lifts are frequently broken. Now the Elizabeth line has opened at Custom House, more and more people want to cross the dock, and the numbers will soon grow quickly with planned developments.

In this very much NOT official image, we show the rough route of the new bridge across the dock. The view is from the top of Millennium Mills. Image and scrawl by Matt BrownIt looks nice, but I think the curves are a mistake. People just want to cross by the quickest route possible, which is a straight line.This is true, but the curved profile isn't just to look pretty — it allows a more gradual build-up of height toward the centre, raising the bridge enough to allow smaller boats to pass underneath. So, yes, you'll have to walk or cycle slightly further, but on a shallower gradient, which helps with accessibility. The total journey is 312 metres — similar to the Millennium Bridge.

Can larger boats get past?The docks are a sealed environment so large vessels are more of a rarity than on the Thames. However, the sinusoidal span can be opened at the centre via a pair of bascules to let the big 'uns through. There's a funky animation here, which makes us wonder if they're deliberately trying to get stunt-filming cash out of a James Bond/Mission Impossible movie.

What will it be like to cross the bridge?According to the Royal Docks website, the bridge will provide a "breath-taking crossing experience," which is perhaps over-romanticising a footway across an old dock. For those whose breath really is taken — or anyone who simply wants to admire the post-industrial waterscape — seating will be provided on each bend. About 3,000 people will be able to use the bridge at peak times, which far exceeds the flow possible over the existing bridge.

Image: Newham CouncilWhy is the bridge needed? Isn't this area a bit... quiet?
Not really. Much housing has gone up in Silvertown in recent years, with a ton more on the way. Millennium Mills, derelict for decades (see our video), is finally undergoing redevelopment, along with the surrounding land. Some 6,500 new homes are earmarked for the site (around 50% of which are deemed 'affordable'). The new bridge will give incoming residents a quick way of getting to the Elizabeth line across the dock at Custom House.

Who's paying for this new span?Slinky new bridges don't come cheap. This fellow is costed at £41 million. Most of this will be paid for by The Silvertown Partnership, who are developing the new homes. They took out a £233 million loan from public body Homes England to kickstart development of the site, and some of that money will go towards the bridge. However, Newham Council wanted the footway to be wider to increase capacity, and so have also put in £13.2 million to beef things up.

What will the bridge be called?
It's referred to as the Silvertown Bridge in some council communications, which seems a bit generic (and may be confused with the controversial Silvertown Tunnel). One wonders if it'll be opened to sponsors, to partly offset construction costs (perhaps the Tate and Lyle Bridge would be a sweet way of name-checking the famous local business). Whatever, we Londoners will, of course, find our own nickname, just as we dubbed the Millennium Bridge the Wobbly Bridge when it first opened with a shaky deck.

What do we reckon? Snake bridge? The Sine Wave? The Silvertown Slalom?

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Arches look familiar? There's a reason for that. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistSomething familiar about the arches of this Victorian water tower?

They mirror those at the nearby St Pancras Renaissance Hotel — and for good reason. The St Pancras Waterpoint was designed by the office of Sir George Gilbert Scott, the architect behind that lavish hotel (then the Grand Midland).

On Saturday 22 June 2024, there's a chance for you to explore this miniature gem, courtesy of a tour by the St Pancras Cruising Club. You'll glean plenty more facts about the pretty-yet-practical structure, which was built in 1872 to supply water to the area's swelling steam railway network, and how, at the turn of the millennium, it was threatened with demolition, as St Pancras adapted to accommodate the Eurostar. (Spoiler alert: there was a happy ending — the water tower was sliced into sections, hoisted onto a transporter and moved away from the danger zone.)

One-hour tours of the St Pancras Waterpoint run on the hour between 10am and 3pm; on each of these, a guide will take you inside the building and — if you're game — up a newly-constructed staircase to a viewing platform, providing magnificent views of the King's Cross area and St Pancras station. Tours are free, although donations are encouraged. You'll need to book ahead.

St Pancras Waterpoint tours, Saturday 22 June, 10am-3pm, free (suggested donation), book ahead

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Not a bad view from your bedroom window.There are several beautiful lavender farms surrounding the capital, but did you know about the lavender garden in central London?

Vauxhall Park has had a purple-hued swathe of the aromatic plant since 2003, when it was planted to commemorate the centenary of local company Vauxhall Motors: the first Vauxhall car was assembled at a site nearby in 1903, though the company relocated to Luton a couple of years later.

These days, a handful of rows of lavender run in parallel lines in the southern corner of Vauxhall Park. Spacious enough to walk between, it's worth wandering up and down: in the centre of the lavender, you'll find a clearing. On the floor, a human sundial invites you to step onto the current month, and (on a sunny day) your body will cast a shadow over the current time, as shown on the smaller stones nearby. On overcast days, it's often used as a picnic slab instead by hungry parkgoers instead.

The fact that the site used to be the park's bowling green helps with the drainage that lavender needs to thrive.

In addition to the lavender, a rather beautiful commemorative fountain was installed in the park in 2020, featuring a mosaic of the lavender by the London School of Mosaics. You can find it between the park's model village and the children's playground, just beyond the fenceline of the Fawcett Garden. Presumably it looks even better when water is flowing.

Where to find central London's lavender gardenVauxhall Park's lavender can be found within the Fawcett Garden — a sensory garden in the south-east corner of the park. The park itself is a couple of minutes walk from Vauxhall station, with regular National Rail trains to Waterloo, as well as the Victoria line, and Vauxhall Bus Station.

Willing to travel further afield? Seek out these lavender farms and fields close to London for a lilac-washed day trip this summer. Or call in at Carshalton's annual lavender harvest.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

East London's Getting A New LidoConstruction to begin later this year.

Ride On Vintage London Buses For Free This SundayIf you're reading this on Sunday 9 June — there's still time!

Image: Clive A Brown via creative commons20 Things We Really Love About LondonFeat. trams, parakeets and street furniture.

"I Rewrote Withnail And I As A Queer, Feminist Play"The classic 1987 comedy reimagined.

This Year's Serpentine Pavilion Has Landed - We Took A LookMinsuk Cho's five-star structure unveiled.

The Women Who Made 20th Century Bohemian LondonArtists, landladies, strongwomen, spies.

A21: The London Road Which Goes All The Way To The CoastBelt up and join us a on a virtual road trip.

Image: London Less Travelled via creative commonsWimbledon Screenings: Where To Watch The 2024 Tennis Action On The Big Screen In LondonBring on the strawberries!

A Whistle Stop Tour Of Penge - Courtesy Of Its Poet Laureate"Penge! You are the place where my heart does fly, although your signage is too high."

Another Yayoi Kusama Show Is Coming To London - And This Time It's FreeFeat. a brand new Infinity Mirror Room.

Image: Yusuke Miyazaki © Yayoi Kusama, Courtesy Ota Fine Arts, Victoria Miro, and David ZwirnerFlying Squad: 90 Years Since London's First Police 'Helicopters' The origins of police flight.

North London V South London - The Last WordAKA Londonist V Deserter.

This Candid Selfridges Documentary Is The First Film Adam Curtis DirectedAnd surprise, surprise - not all is as it seems.

Review: Jazz Emu Is A Knight In Jiving ArmourYou'll be singing Eggerson Keaveney for weeks.

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Click or tap for larger version.As Taylor Swift's Eras Tour comes to London, thousands of out-of-town Swifties will descend on the capital. So we've put together a Taylor Swift tube map, to help them navigate their way around.*

The Taylor Swift tube map reimagines the familiar diagram with a Swiftie theme, featuring puns inspired by the singer's lyrics, song titles and life, spanning all 11 albums. Some were just asking to be done (So Long London Bridge), while others took a little more mental gymnastics to arrive at.

To keep things simple, we've limited it strictly to tube stations — though we could have expanded to other lines: Lavender Haze & Harlington on the Elizabeth line, and Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince Regent on the DLR come to mind.

Of course, there are still plenty of Blank Spaces to fill in — let us know in the comments if you have any Swiftie-themed suggestions for the adjacent stations.

Various other cities around the world have gone all out when the Eras tour arrived in town, renaming areas, stadiums or parts of the city's infrastructure, erecting plaques, and illuminating and decorating landmarks while Miss Swift was in residence. And given that London is the only city on the whole planet that the Eras Tour visits twice (21-23 June and 15-20 August), it's the least we could do. Over to you, TfL/Sadiq Khan.


*Note: Don't try to use this map as an actual navigational aid — that'd be about as effective as driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street.

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Good knight: Jazz Emu rides into the Soho Theatre.Us brits prefer our comedians distinctly uncool.

No Richard Prior or Sarah Silverman for us; we'll take the awks leanings of Paul Foot or Sarah Millican, thank you very much.

And then... on struts Jazz Emu — the preening alter ego of Archie Henderson — 30% 1970s porn composer, 30% GTA character, 30% god complex, 10% anyone from Clapton. Backed by a natty troupe of jazztronauts, he croons a number about how, when it comes to working as part of a team, he's The Winner. Already it's too late. You're a Jazz Emu groupie.

Henderson's narcissistic swagger is all part of the gag of course, yet it's had the ironic knock-on of summoning up an army of die-hard followers (430k on YouTube, 258k on TikTok, 100k on Instagram to be precise). None of these Emu-heads will feel let down by Knight Fever's barrage of slap-bassed song-skits, featuring insta-classics like the paean to muesli bar filcher Eggerson Keaveney (you'll be singing that one for weeks), and Still Waiting — for anyone who's frittered away hours of their life watching a DVD logo ping around the screen.

Just like Flight of the Conchords, these songs are funny but, even if you rubbed out the lyrics, you'd still be getting down to them. Some of the magic comes in between the music — especially the anecdote about being confronted at the Pearly Gates by the author of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die.

Bum notes? That'd be the 'knight' theme — a knotty confusion of Kelly Clarkson, the Royal Albert Hall and Emu's quest to feel Charles III's sword on his shoulder. It creaks like an un-oiled visor, yet it acts as a trusty steed — a vehicle to deliver a sizzling performance from this knight in jiving armour.

Jazz Emu: Knight Fever, Soho Theatre, until 22 June 2024. The show returns to London's Leicester Square Theatre on 1 March 2025, as part of a UK tour.

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Psst! Join Londonist for a party in a brewery on 12 June — to celebrate our 20th!

Time to decide once and for all whether north or south is better. Image: Matt Brown/Londonist2024 is a big year for birthdays. Londonist turns 20, while our good friends at Deserter are a sprightly 10!

To mark the birthday brace, we're facing-off against one another, pitting north London against south London in a series of (relatively random) categories. Seeing as Deserter reside firmly in south London — and have even written a book about it — we've let them (Vince Raison) represent south of the river. Which leaves Londonist (Will Noble) with north London.

Let the battle of north Vs south London commence!

BuildingMust've sold a billion bottles of HP Sauce. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistSouth London: The Shard may not be as beautiful as the Queen's House in Greenwich, or as beguiling as the Laban Dance Centre in Deptford, but, say what you like, it is effing mahoosive. It also represents a giant middle finger to, I don't know, aliens? Or possibly just north London. It is so wildly out of scale with the rest of London Bridge it can only be a mistake, but it is only by owning our mistakes that we grow. Or something.

North London: Big Ben, mate. Stone cold icon. Must've sold a billion bottles of HP Sauce. Top terrorist target in action films. The first thing we see and hear at the start of every year. Such a complex web of real names/nicknames, it could make a pedant's head explode. We even loved Big Ben when it was shrouded in scaffolding for what felt like 30 years. Architecture fads come and go, but this long tall drink of neo-gothic water is — excuse the pun — timeless.

Winner: North London

Green spaceAnother win for north London. Keep your pecker up, south London. Image: Londonist/Deserter*North London:* The vast majority of London's magnificent Royal Parks are situated north of the Thames, and the mighty double bill of Hyde Park/Kensington Gardens takes the biscuit. Less of a green space, more of a world unto itself, here is a grassy urban lung in which you can engage in a political debate, watch musical legends play, feed exotic birds, go swimming on Christmas day, say hi to Peter Pan or pay tribute to deceased Victorian dogs. Oh, you can also have a picnic.

South London: I don't know if south London is greener than north London, but it feels like it. And smells like it. The 50 hectares of Brockwell Park, between Brixton and Tulse Hill, have long hosted fab music festivals, including Wide Awake, the Mighty Hoopla and the Lambeth Country Show, where 120,000 locals get off their heads on Chucklehead cider, act like they were actual sheep worriers, and explore food, crafts, culture and sweet music. It's also home to an art deco lido, a BMX track, a miniature railway and rare bats. That's right. Bats.

Winner: North London

PubThe Shirker's Rest - a quality boozer if ever there was one. Image: Londonist*North London:* Not going to muck about with this one; the Cheshire Cheese off Fleet Street is the pub every person and their dog have been to (actually, not sure that dogs are allowed, but an elephant once called in for a pint) and raved about. A glass of stout sipped by the fireside in a pub that thrums with Dickensian spirit, and has the sawdust-scattered floor to prove it. Marvellous.

South London: Bias alert — The Shirker's Rest in New Cross is the Deserter x Camberwell Shark micropub. Its walls are festooned with not-so-subliminal messages urging you to down tools and take it easy. Although it's only two years old, it has become a fixture on south London's beer map, with impeccably-kept cask ale, a fine array of craft beer and frequent tap takeovers. Crucially, the staff are absolutely lovely. (Can we 'lose' my tab now, yeah?)

Winner: South London

CultureAlbertopolis is positively glowing with culture... but is it enough to trump the South Bank? Image: Jason HawkesSouth London: One of the greatest cultural districts in the world, the South Bank boasts the National Theatre, Shakespeare's Globe, the Tate Modern, the Hayward Gallery, the BFI and the Royal Festival Hall. Its sea of Brutalist architecture has long prompted travellers from out of town to tut and shake their heads in confusion at the modern world, which is a bonus. And it provides 'nuff balconies with great river views for a cracking time with a bag o' cans.

North London: Albertopolis! Dinosaurs! Spacecraft! Last Night of the Proms! Statues of naked people! Come to South Kensington any day of the year (but especially a rainy Sunday during half term) and you will see just what this place means to so many people. That said, we only know of one decent pub around this way...

Winner: South London

Late night foodKnew this photo would come in handy one day. Image: LondonistSouth London: Morley's has been feeding fried chicken and ribs to the ends since 1985. Though it has been spotted north of the river, make no mistake, this is the taste of south London. The iconic chain has inspired many imitators — Monley's, Mowley, New Morly — creating an entire industry of fake Morley's. Whatever the sign says, trust your local Bossman.

North London: Hate to break it to you, but Kentish Town is home to Tay-Tay's favourite kebabie, Kentish Delight. Not only does she like to chow down on a chicken wrap here when she's in town, but the shop cameos in the her vid for End Game. What's wrong, south London? You've barely touched your spicy wing meal.

Winner: North London

MusicWas Bowie actually from south London though, or another planet? Image: LondonistSouth London: The defence could rest at David Bowie and Kate Bush. But with more recent talent like Stormzy, Kae Tempest, Fat White Family, RAYE, Tom Misch, Goat Girl, Shame, Steam Down, Poppy Ajudha, Afrikan Boy and more, live music is positively thriving down south. The scene, especially in small venues, is off the scale right now. and Brixton Academy is back. Over to you, north London.

North London: If we're namedropping now — how about George Michael, Chas & Dave, Elton John, Queen and Dua Lipa? Not to mention Muswell Hill's very own Kinks. Although, come to think of it, their biggest hit — Waterloo Sunset — is very much a transpontine song...

Winner: South London

Footy teamDulwich Hamlet celebrate yet another win (sorry, we didn't have a picture of the women's team). Image: LondonistNorth London: With a few square miles north of the river, you will find some of the world's biggest football teams — Brentford, Spurs, the Gunners, Chelsea. And what was the other one again... oh yeah, England! The very thought of Wembley makes our knees go trembly. In a good way.

South London: You can keep your TV teams, with their ubiquitous shirts in every corner of the capital. In the fifth tier of women's football, Dulwich Hamlet provided the best live football experience of the season. Over 1,100 people showed their love at the final home game at Champion Hill, along with ("How many dogs? How many dogs?") 27 very good boys and girls. And when they won the London and South East Regional Women's title, the players celebrated with the fans on 'Promotion Roundabout' by the East Dulwich Tavern, singing, drinking, setting off flares and waving inflatable palm trees at bemused traffic. A special night. A special club.

Winner: South London

ViewPrimrose Hill - a view for all seasons. Image: Drew de F Fawkes via creative commonsSouth London: Nunhead Cemetery — a Gothic masterpiece and one of the Magnificent Seven — is set in 52 acres of spooky woodland, where overgrown graves are "scattered at angles like an ogre's teeth". You can sit on a bench and peer through a tunnel of ancient trees to the dome of St Paul's, surrounded by the sleeping dead and the smell of weed to remind you you're still in south London. A great place to be alive in.

North London: The Sky Garden, BT Tower or Parliament Hill are all top dogs for heady views in north London, but uppermost of the pile is the inimitable Primrose Hill. This panorama of the city — picturesque in wind, rain, snow — sometimes even sunshine — feels like stepping into a living landscape painting. Featuring in everything from Bridget Jones to Paddington, it is perhaps THE iconic London vista.

Winner: North London

TransportThese things go faster than the trams too... Image: Paige Khan/LondonistSouth London: I do love to sit at the front of the DLR, but I guess it's more east than south. The 'dangleway', or Cloud Cable Car across the Thames from North Greenwich is also a joyous way to travel, suspended over the water in a glass pod, even if there are only two stops. But keeping it fully south is the Tramlink — that beautiful madness of rails on roads connecting Wimbledon, Croydon and Beckenham. It's the past and the future in one.

North London: If you shave off Woolwich and Abbey Wood, the rest of the Elizabeth line is in north London. (Apart from, obviously, the bits that go into Essex and Berkshire.) The finest slice of transport infrastructure in the capital since the Victorians were kicking about, this suave purple beast swiftly gets you places you need to be. And Abbey Wood.

Winner: North London

LeansSouth London: Is there a better state of being than leaning? It's what separates us from the animals. Bending the knee to cock one leg past the other, and resting the elbow on a suitably flat surface, preferably on the outside of a pub, with a foamy pint beside you. The Market Porter in Borough provides premier leaning facilities and excellent refreshment, beside the best food market in London.

North London: Referee! How is this fair? Deserter INVENTED the lean. Erm, I dunno, David Lean? Gah, no, he was from south London... Choked just before the whistle.

Winner: South London.

The scores on the doors...Well would you believe it, it's a dead heat - 5-5! Join us all for a penalty shootout decider at Dulwich Hamlet sometime...

Deserter is a beautifully bibulous blog about south London, which we highly recommend you read. Tune into their pubcast too.

The Shirker's Rest is a doozy — one of Londonist's preferred south London drinking holes. Be sure to stop by for a pint next time you're in the New Cross area.

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Strongwoman Jean Rhodes was one of a multitude of women who thrived in, and helped create, the Bohemian London of the 20th century. Image: fair use"I was happier back in the old bohemia. Art was more intense, purer. Sex was hotter too — more repressed! And there was a genuine intellectual bohemia instead of this hipster-lite culture we have today. It was much smaller, much more authentic. …take me back to the old bohemia!" — Marianne Faithfull

Women have long had a difficult time being listened to. Saint Paul told the Corinthians that women should not speak in church. Elizabethan women who tried to speak up for themselves were often gagged with an iron muzzle.

Bohemian London was different, though. A place that offered women recognition as individuals at a time when they were controlled by men. Indeed, without many of these women, bohemian London couldn't have existed at all.

"With her cheery catchphrase of "Hello C**ty" Muriel Belcher altered the course of British art" Olwen Vaughan fed the French Resistance and supported Soho's film industry.My new book Queens of Bohemia and Other Miss-fits begins in the 1920s — a time when the Suffragettes had fought hard for equality and nightclubs became the new social spaces where women could socialise unchaperoned. Kate Meyrick's 43 Club on Gerrard Street scandalised society and inspired the creation of the Gargoyle Club, a hunting ground for femmes fatales and film stars. Until then, a woman's 'pleasure' was to be found in everyday banalities such as running the household and making a virtue from the acceptance of a woman's lot. But this was the arrival of the age of the dance craze and the gender-bending 'flapper' — an androgynous-looking female with boyish cropped hair who caused outrage by drinking, smoking and partying.

In 1928, women obtained the right to vote and began making inroads towards equality. Then, during the second world war, women began taking over jobs and professions previously seen as male-only — from factories and hospitals to the armed services. The languages some learnt at finishing school made them ideal contacts for secret agents, working with resistance groups. Other women broadcasted propaganda and produced literature, entertainment and even pornography as part of the war effort. 1940 saw the opening of Le Petit Club Francais run by Olwen Vaughan, who fed the French Resistance and supported Soho's film industry with her ground-breaking 'Documentary Boys'. After the war, the Colony Room Club became Muriel Belcher's kingdom. Known for her cheery catchphrase of "Hello Cunty" she inadvertently altered the course of British art by becoming a guru to a group of painters nicknamed Muriel's Boys: Francis Bacon, Lucian Freud, Frank Auerbach and Michael Andrews.

Alongside the clubs were the numerous pubs run by women, each with its own collection of eccentrics; Annie Allchild's Fitzroy Tavern was where the bohemian enclave of Fitzrovia derived its name. A little further down the road was the Wheatsheaf run by Mona Glendenning. Across Oxford Street, into Soho proper, was Victorienne and Victor Berlemont's French pub (the York Minster) and Annie Balon's Coach & Horses. These landladies presided over their establishments like circus trainers, uncertain of what the wild beasts in their domain might do next: Betty May aka the Tiger Woman — known for her taboo breaking ways — and the artist Nina Hamnett, (nicknamed the Queen of Bohemia) whose patrons ran an opium den in a decommissioned submarine. Then there was Sonia Orwell, nicknamed the 'Euston Road Venus', who became the model for the heroine, Julia, in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. And her friend, Isabel Rawsthorne: artist, spy, pornographer, model and muse for some of the greatest artists of the 20th century, including Picasso whom she considered "not a man any woman in her right mind could care for."

"Overnight everybody wanted to be a bohemian"Marianne Faithfull has written the foreword to Darren Coffield's new book. Image: A. Vente via creative commonsOther women turned their homes into social spaces. The artist Elinor Bellingham Smith's 155 Salon became the social fulcrum for the post-war art crowd, where you'd find the prototype rock'n'roll wild child, Henrietta Moraes, much loved and painted by Francis Bacon.

For those who preferred sobriety, a café society co-existed. There one could find 'miss-fits' such as The Countess, who ruled the bins of Bond Street; the 'Mighty Mannequin', Joan Rhodes, who developed a strongwoman act bending iron bars and their friend, raconteur and queer pioneer Quentin Crisp. As the 1950s gave way to the 1960s the traditional bohemian world was absorbed by the espresso bar explosion, an invasion of coffee shops where youths gathered and British rock'n'roll was born. Bohemia became youth culture, musicians replaced artists and muses inspired music. "People say that's what the sixties were: mass bohemia…overnight everybody wanted to be a bohemian," says Marianne Faithfull.

Some of these queens of Bohemia identified with the cross-dressed heroines of Elizabethan literature. Adopting the appearance of a girl as a survival strategy they blended the roles of boy and girl, man and woman, king and queen. Bohemian women and homosexuals had an affinity; women's rights and gay liberation became entwined since they were fighting for similar freedoms. Making love could lead to a criminal conviction since abortion and homosexuality were both illegal. For a homosexual to admit their sexuality was career suicide and for a creative woman to entertain having children was to potentially consign oneself to a female ghetto. Although the contraceptive pill became available in the 1960s it would take many more years for abortion and homosexuality to be decriminalised. Female fear of sex and a horror of their own bodies was best summed up by the Pop artist Pauline Boty who said she had an "ugly cunt".

Many did not feel comfortable with their biology. George Jamieson gravitated to bohemia and hung out at the Fitzroy Tavern before transitioning to April Ashley, one of the first Britons to undergo sex reassignment surgery. Bohemian women posed political, moral and existential challenges to authority and gave rise to a new way of living. Many were trailblazers, part of a dramatic wider shift in society.

In Queens of Bohemia and other Miss-fits I have used previously unpublished memoirs and eyewitness interviews to fill the gaps of historical vision and a montage of quotes and fragments of published biographies to create a soundscape of voices, as if one were in a room listening to them talk. It also gives the reader a flavour of what it was like to be part of their bohemia — so exotic and yet occasionally rank with urine, dampness, and despair.

Queens of Bohemia and Other Miss-Fits by Darren Coffield, published by The History Press.

We featured this book because we know it's the kind of thing our readers will enjoy. By buying it via links in this article, Londonist may earn a commission from Bookshop.org — which also helps support independent bookshops.

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Now THIS we'd happily get up early for.Did you know there's an infinity rooftop pool, which has a sublime view of neighbouring Battersea Power Station — and did you further know it is sometimes open to the public?

You can access art'otel's open air swimming pool every other Monday morning in June 2024 — 10 and 24 June — and every Monday in July and August (apart from the August bank holiday) when you sign up to an aqua aerobics class. The sessions — lasting from 8am-8.45am — are led by the hotel's resident trainer, Gaz O'Hardy, and promise to have you 'pumped and ready to conquer the day'. Well, that is, if you can give Gaz your full and undivided attention, what with those iconic quadruplets glimmering in the morning light/ensconced in the morning murk.

The good news is that the pool's heated, so no goose fat necessary; the not-so-good news is that the 45-minute sessions come at a premium, costing £25 a pop. That, however, will also get you a hot drink, a pastry, and an altogether unique view.

Aqua Aerobics on the Rooftop, art'otel London Battersea Power Station, Mondays 10 and 24 June, and every Monday in July and August apart from the bank holiday

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A new lido for east London gets a step closer, as planning permission is granted.

As we reported in September 2023, Valentines Park in Ilford is the chosen location for the first new lido to open in London in decades, close to the spot where another outdoor swimming pool sat until 1995. Redbridge Council have now approved the proposals, meaning construction can begin later this year.

The new lido includes a 25-metre pool, children's splash area, changing rooms, a gym, dance studio, cafe, meeting room, picnic area and car park. Sustainability is a focus, with plans to use solar panels for energy generation, air-source heat pumps, water recycling systems, and energy-efficient lighting.

Here's what it could look like:

Mark Baigent, Corporate Director of Regeneration and Culture, said:

We're delighted we can now move forward with plans to deliver the first new Lido in London for decades.

The old Lido in Valentines Park holds a special place in the hearts of local people. It is where families enjoyed idyllic summer days right on their doorsteps and it is so exciting that after nearly 30 years, a brand new lido and more will be introduced in the park for people to visit and create new special memories.

The lido is expected to open by autumn 2025. In the meantime, make do with London's other outdoor pools, lidos and swimming ponds.

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Image: Benedict O'Looney ArchitectsHidden above Peckham Rye station is a grand old waiting room, closed to the public since 1965. It had fallen into disrepair and obscurity, but has recently found a new role as an occasional arts and events venue. One of the biggest is now upon us.

Making Connections is a community arts festival featuring film screenings, large-scale artworks, site-specific theatre, talks and workshops all within the distressed walls of the Old Waiting Room. Organised by Lost Text / Found Space, it's returning to the venue after a successful run last year.

Say the organisers:

Designed and directed by majority female, marginalised or under-represented artists, Making Connections focuses on community, care and social connection through creative experiences. The series highlights the importance of these narratives and the need to stand together in the face of adversity and conflict. Work presented explores how healing and solidarity have an impact on mental-wellbeing and our sense of belonging.

Highlights include:

  • A large-scale, ghostly painting, in which exiled artist Pavel Otdelnov turns a jaded eye on his Russian hometown.

  • A talk on the importance of intuition in a world full of algorithms.

  • An immersive 360 degree dome film festival where you can "discover untold narratives of female, non-binary and non-human vulnerability".

  • A panel discussion about the history and future of the Old Waiting Room, followed by "small, one-to-one conversations with strangers".

  • A site-specific production of Noel Coward’s Still Lives, which inspired the film Brief Encounter.

More information about these events can be found on the Making Connections website, where you can also pick up tickets (many free).

Making Connections runs 1 June to 14 July 2024.

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Maria Telnikoff, writer of Withnail and Without Nail, explains why she decided to rewrite the classic 1987 film.

Chakira Alin and Rachel Andrews are Withnail and Without Nail."We've gone on holiday by mistake!"

Bruce Robinson's 1987 film Withnail and I — starring Richard E Grant and Paul McGann as the hapless, eponymous leads — is a cult classic. The tale of two struggling, drug-addled actors living in their Camden flat at the tail end of the 1960s, who wind up imprisoned in the countryside with a randy old uncle, has won the hearts of audiences for almost four decades.

Capturing both the ludicrousness and the seriousness of the creative endeavour with a unique, bleak humour, the film is both timeless, and something of a period piece. Despite their crumbling apartment, the protagonists are privately educated at Eton and Harrow. Withnail has a rich Uncle Monty who they can go to for support when times get tough. Crucially, both 'Withnail' and 'I' are privileged, white men who enjoy (and, of course, squander) all the benefits that stem from this.

I thought it was time to reimagine the story — with a queer, feminist response.

Withnail and Without Nail follows the lives of two female actors, Christie and Nell, in their 20s — jumping from joy to despair as they navigate the ups and downs of the artistic lifestyle. A stand-out moment in the play is when the pair decide they're going to cycle to Glasgow because they want to get out of London. Other highlights include foraging in Epping Forest and a spontaneous rendition of Oedipus Rex.

It's a radical departure from the original movie, yet brings the film's central question into focus: What is the reality behind the romantic notion of a 'struggling artist'? And crucially for this production, what does it mean to be a struggling artist today amid a cost-of-living crisis and with funding for the arts at an all-time low?

Withnail and Without Nail is on at Camden People's Theatre as part of the Camden Roar festival, running 4-23 June.In Withnail and Without Nail, there is no expensive education, no rich uncle, no male privilege. It felt right to make an interpretation which honoured the anarchic spirit of the original but showed the complexities that come with that, when one isn't from such a privileged background. The team is comprised all of early-career, female artists and we want to create work which draws attention to the realities of the 'struggling artist' lifestyle through satire and silliness. As for our twist on the title: it imagines what the story might look like if it weren't Withnail himself. It is also a bit of a covert reference to the queer themes of the play (the gays that get it get it!).

One more thing: the Camden of Withnail and I is a bit of an illusion. Although set in Camden, it was mainly filmed in Notting Hill. Our play takes place in the Camden People's Theatre — in the real Camden — not to mention one of the finest theatres available to humanity.

Withnail and Without Nail is on at Camden People's Theatre as part of the Camden Roar festival. The show is on 13-14 June, and the festival runs from 4-23 June.

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It all starts just south of here. Photo: Matt BrownSlap bang in the centre of Lewisham is a rather special point.

It sits to the east of the Ravensbourne River, a couple of hundred metres south of Lewisham station, just beyond the shopping centre car park. Vehicles roar past, a symphony directed by an army of traffic light conductors, drivers oblivious to the magic of the moment. This is the way to the seaside.

The A21 road begins here, where Molesworth Street meets the A20, and if you follow it for long enough (60ish miles, or about two hours driving time, give or take for traffic and pitstops) you'll find yourself in Hastings. Pack the snacks and buckle up for a virtual road trip from London to the coast, via the A21, highlighting a few of the sites you'll see along the way...

Giant cats and gyratory systemsWe've barely travelled two miles when the first major landmark comes into view: the Catford cat. The giant fibreglass kitty keeping watch over the Catford Centre can be glimpsed ahead to your right as you approach the one-way system. It definitely comes under the top three most terrifying roundabouts/gyratory systems we've driven in London, but follow signs for the A21 towards Bromley, and you'll be golden. Speaking of which, there's a Drive Thru Maccy D's in the middle of the one-way system, so if anyone's forgotten road trip snacks (there's always one...), now's the time to stock up. Easy on the supersized drinks though, we've got a long car journey ahead.

No introduction needed. Image: London Less Travelled via creative commonsOnce you're about a mile and a half free from the tentacles of the one-way system, peep right for the most lovely chain DIY store we've ever driven past. Homebase Catford appears like a mirage beyond a rather charming duck pond, with an island in the middle. The building itself looks interesting too, all glass and domey looking (not the technical architectural terms, you understand). As we said, never been inside, so it could be the land of all things mystical — selling tins of striped paint — or it could just be a regular DIY store.

Just the other side of the junction is Peter Pan's Park, a small green space named after the original Peter Pan's Pool pleasure park, which was on the same site in the 1920s.

Golden gate, golden archesFinished those McNuggets yet? Pootle a few minutes further and you'll come across another McDonald's Drive Thru. We didn't intend to keep a running tally of fast food chains on this journey, but here we are. And for a bit of history with your McFries, this one used to be the Garden Gate pub — look closely at the freestanding sign, which combines a garden gate with the golden arches.

It's at this point that Bromley Road becomes Bromley Hill, though it's a rather gentle incline — Bromley Slope might have been a more appropriate moniker. It's just along here that we cross from the Borough of Lewisham into the Borough of Bromley. You've just passed Bromley Hill Cemetery, final resting place of Sir Edward Campbell, a former MP for Bromley, and Soho gang leader 'Italian Albert' Dimes.

Stick with the A21 as Bromley Hill gives way to London Road and then Kentish Way, giving us a clue as to where we're headed. Whizz (or crawl, depending on traffic levels) around the outskirts of Bromley town centre, passing underneath a footbridge connecting a car park to The Glades shopping centre.

Masons Hill (London-bound A21). Photo: Robin Webster via creative commonsThe A21 then becomes Masons Hill — literally one of the flattest stretches of road we've ever seen — and the towering redbrick spire of Hope Church St Luke's dominates the skyline. Ogle this beautiful building... then rub your eyes in disbelief as you find yourself in a Groundhog Day-style loop, passing the same building a couple of blocks later — except this redbrick, be-spired building is the Bromley Common Methodist Church.

Freemasons, red buses... and another McDonald'sSpeaking of Bromley Common, this is a large green expanse on your right, largely hidden by hedges and trees. Though you won't see it from the road, it may interest you to know that the Provincial Grand Lodge of West Kent, the rather grand base of the West Kent Freemasons, is tucked away in there somewhere. Don't let the name fool you though, we're still very much in London — still a few miles from the Kent border, as evidenced by the presence of the Bromley Bus Garage, a Stagecoach-run depot which usually has plenty of London red buses tucked away to sleep for the night.

And next to the bus garage... another McDonald's, and yes, this one also has a Drive Thru, and yes, it's another former pub, this time the Sawyer's Arms. On the opposite side of the road, the former Plough pub is now a Majestic Wine Warehouse.

Onwards, as we pass signs for Locksbottom. No sniggering — at least it's not nearby Pratt's Bottom. We find ourselves in Farnborough, though not the Farnborough known for its airport. That said, there is an airport a couple of miles away, but it's Biggin Hill Airport. Confused yet?

Little Chefs, the Railway Children and a concrete Solar SystemDo our eyes deceive us, or is that a Little Chef up ahead? Of course, it's not a Little Chef anymore, but there's something so distinctive about these buildings, their signs, and even the car parks that they're still instantly recognisable — triggering memories of that smell they all had of fried eggs and toast mixed with something sweet. A quick Google confirms that yes, this did indeed used to be a Little Chef (and it's not the only one we'll encounter on our journey). Blame the ubiquity of that trio of golden arch restaurants and its burger and fried chicken counterparts for the fact that you can no longer fill up on an Olympic Breakfast here.

Definitely used to be an oast house. Image: Stacey Harris via creative commonsPootling on a little way, we pass the Royal Oak pub. Can't vouch for the quality of food, drinks or service as we've never been inside, but it's notable as part of its building is an oast house — a sure sign that we're headed for Kent.

Before we cross that border though, look out for the patch of chalky cliff to your left. At this point, the A21 crosses the railway as it makes its approach to Knockholt station, the site which inspired The Railway Children. You won't see the station from up here on the tarmac, but rest assured that a young Jenny Agutter is almost certainly down there somewhere. Probably.

Two game-changing things happen simultaneously now. We cross from London into Kent, and the A21 becomes subsumed by the M25 for a stretch of dual carriageway before joining the motorway at junction 4. It's a fairly green stretch of motorway but as with most motorways, there's not a lot to see, so we'll whizz along it quickly.

Shortly after you pass under the rainbow-shaped bridge, know that the Otford Solar System is down somewhere to your left. You won't be able to see it, but there may well be some outer space explorers down there watching the M25 traffic roar past in the distance.

The Otford Solar System: not quite as impressive as the real thing. Image: LondonistCastles, oast houses and the Pot CompanyThe M25 and A21 go their separate ways again and we're safely back in dual carriageway territory as we skirt around the town of Sevenoaks. By this point, we've left London firmly behind, and Kent reveals itself in all its splendour as the A21 takes a sharp left bend (eyes on the road, drivers) giving way to spectacular views. It's a pleasant if unexciting few miles until the A21 takes the form of a large viaduct over Haydsen Lake and Country Park below, with flood defences visible. Take our word for it: it's an impressive structure from beneath.

We then pass the junction for the town of Tonbridge, and the telecommunications masts of Castle Hill — a rather useful landmark for navigating on local walks — before we reach the Pembury bypass stretch of road. Be very grateful that the junction is now a flyover rather than the chaotic roundabout it was a few years ago, and nod to the town of Tunbridge Wells as you pass that junction.

Brace yourself for a bit of traffic around the notorious Blue Boys Roundabout — so called for the former pub, now a Burger King (what, no McDonalds?) and then continue on past some lovely cottages.

The Old Swan Farm Shop is one of several farm shops and garden centres we'll pass between here and the coast, including Ringden Farm and Planters near Hurst Green, Cedar Farm Shop near Ticehurst, and Browns Farm Shop near Robertsbridge. All are perfectly serviceable locations for a leg-stretching, refreshment-buying pitstop. Particularly worth looking out for, though, is Eggs To Apples as you approach Hurst Green: look closely and you'll get a glimpse of the red telephone box in the garden.

But we've rather skipped ahead of ourselves there. Oast houses are scattered throughout the countryside as you approach Lamberhurst, and you may well see signs for 'The Pot Company'. They specialise in plant pots, nothing more.

Lamberhurst village is worth a detour. Image: grassrootsgroundswell via creative commonsSoon you'll see a green sign for Forstal Farm Roundabout, shortly after which there's a less common brown roundabout sign, dedicated to the area's tourist attractions including Scotney Castle and Bewl Water. The Lamberhust Bypass stretch of the A21 after the roundabout is relatively new, having opened in 2005. Before this, the A21 route used to go through Lamberhurst village via a steep road not suitable for heavy traffic. That said, Lamberhurst is a stunner of a village with a lovely church tower and some picturesque cottages, so feel free to take a diversion down there and rejoin the A21 at the next roundabout.

However if you do that, you'll miss another of those brown roundabout signs (we're in pure tourist/day tripper country here) with Bayham Abbey and Vineyard added to the options. But more interestingly, you'll miss the green wildlife bridge which goes over the A21 shortly before the roundabout. It's the way into Scotney Castle, and was the UK's first wildlife overbridge, built when the dual carriageway was constructed to ensure animals could still move around safely. Sadly, you can't see the castle itself from the road. What you can see, just down the road, is the second former Little Chef of our journey, this one repurposed as a used car dealership, and less recognisable as formerly being part of the roadside chain.

Those were the days. Image: Stacey Harris via creative commonsCoffees, cafes and chapelsEnergy levels flagging? Drop by Bean Smitten coffee roasters a couple of miles south of Lamberhurst, which opens for takeaway coffees and bags of beans (weekdays only). It's located on a campsite — we're definitely not in London anymore — though you can't see that from the road, but a couple of minutes further on, it's not uncommon to see a whole field of tents at T&J Campsite during the summer months.

We're getting very close to crossing over the border from Kent to Sussex now, but look out for brown signs for both the High Weald County Tour and the Heart of Kent Country Tour, two self-drive routes showing off the best of the county.

The first point of interest in Sussex is a pub in Flimwell — another Royal Oak, though unlike its Bromley counterpart we passed earlier, this isn't in an oast house. Brace yourself for a bit of traffic around here — the crossroads junction is notorious for congestion.

After passing a number of the aforementioned farm shops, we pass A21 Aroma, site of the much-missed A21 Diner, a legendary institution of this route which was lost to the Covid lockdowns. RIP old friend. Road trips just don't hit the same without you.

The picturesque village of Hurst Green has a couple of sights to see — or not see, as is the case with its church. Eyes right as you enter the village to see this wooden porch-like structure which could easily be mistaken for a bus stop. It's actually the entrance to Holy Trinity Church, itself tucked away behind a row of cottages and not at all visible from the road. Almost immediately afterwards, on the left, a ghost sign comes into view — an old advertising sign on the side of a house. The tower a few blocks up is not a church, but an old courthouse.

We wend our way on through the country, skirting around Robertsbridge, getting a hint that we're nearing the seaside as we pass the Route 1066 Cafe, a bikers' pitstop blending Americana with local history (though as of February 2024 it's up for sale, so may not be there for future road trips). Its name of course is a nod to the Battle of Hastings (as well as the USA's Route 66).

Carry on for a couple of miles, bearing left when the road splits at Johns Cross, until a ghostly spire appears before you. It's The White Chapel, a former church building which has been deconsecrated, whitewashed, and turned into, somewhat unexpectedly, a fireplace showroom. Not the most interesting pitstop unless you're in the market for a new electric fire, but it's a legendary landmark of the route.

The White Chapel. Image: N Chadwick via creative commonsHastings ho!What ho, another Royal Oak pub, the third on our route, putting them on equal footing with McDonald's. This one's managed by local brewery Shepherd Neame, in a building dating back to the 15th century.

At this point in the trip, peel your eyes away from your immediate surroundings and look up. You may see light aircraft coming in to land at Spilsted Farm Airfield, open to anyone who wishes to 'try a new airfield'. Bear it in mind next time you're taking the Cessna out for a spin, eh?

Back down on solid ground, you'll pass the brilliantly named Crazy Lane (absolutely no context given) before hitting the outskirts of Hastings. You can practically smell the sea air by now (keep your eyes peeled for that elusive first glimpse) and things suddenly get a lot livelier, with a retail park on the left and car dealers on the right, mini roundabouts and traffic lights and multiple lanes... good grief, driving hasn't been this stressful since we left Catford.

You'll know you're nearly at our final destination when you pass Hastings Museum and Art Gallery on your left. It's located in the magnificent John's Place, a caronial building complete with battlements and towering chimneys.

Hastings! Image: Ben Guerin via UnsplashFrom here it's a quick ride down the hill and past a row of colourful houses to enter a short one-way circuit consisting mainly of terraced houses which brings our road trip down the A21 to an end. On completion of the loop, we're back facing London again, ready to do the return trip.

But seeing as though you've come this far, why not park up in the multi-storey and take some time to explore Hastings? We've got a guide to the town, packed full of things to see and do. And you can't go to the seaside without having fish and chips and/or an ice cream, and dipping your toes in the sea. Them's the rules.


Yes, we know that you could get to Hastings from London by train — a direct train would get you there from London Bridge in around an hour and 40 minutes, and that would be the more environmentally-friendly option, which is very much encouraged. But sometimes, it's just nice to take the scenic route, isn't it? Plus, there isn't a McDonald's (or a Royal Oak pub) on the train.

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Image: Yusuke Miyazaki © Yayoi Kusama, Courtesy Ota Fine Arts, Victoria Miro, and David ZwirnerLondoners go dotty for Yayoi Kusama.

The Japanese artist's Infinity Mirror Rooms at Tate Modern were in situ for three years — demonstrating just how much we adore her artful microscopic and macroscopic universes.

Now there's more good news: another exhibition of her work is coming to London — and this time it's free.

Entitled simply 'Yayoi Kusama', the show arrives at Victoria Miro in east London this September, featuring a brand new Infinity Mirror Room, as well as works from a fresh series of paintings entitled Every Day I Pray for Love, and new sculptures.

Kusama and Victoria Miro have a relationship stretching back over 25 years; this will be the 14th solo show she's done with the gallery. But you won't have three years to catch it: it's only on from 25 September to 2 November 2024.

Better have your finger hovering over the 'book' button when tickets are released on 2 September.

Yayoi Kusama, Victoria Miro, 25 September to 2 November 2024 (tickets released 2 September, booking essential), free

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Psst! Join Londonist for a party in a brewery on 12 June — to celebrate our 20th!

Londonist is 20 years old in 2024! As part of our celebrations, we're bringing you some special articles in which we (and possibly you) pick 20 things to do with London. Here, Team Londonist pick 20 things we love about the capital. How many do you agree with? And what would you add?

The unflappable nature of LondonersStanley Green — aka the Protein Man. Image: Sean Hickin via creative commonsFor the 25 years between 1968 and 1993, Stanley Green — aka the Protein Man — trooped up and down Oxford Street with a placard urging Londoners to eat less cheese, eggs, nuts and other proteins in order to dampen their sexual libidos. He was an oddball man with a screwy message, seen by millions of people every day, and yet, as Peter Ackroyd later observed, Green was largely ignored. Londoners are curious when they want to be; tell them you know of a good wine bar in an old Victorian toilet, and they're all ears. At the same time, you could run a Generation Game-like conveyor belt of increasingly egregious objects past a seasoned Londoner, and they'd nary bat an eyelid. Yes, they've seen it all before. Yes, they're too busy to stop and take note. But at the heart of this apparent indifference is a hidden depth. Sometimes it's a form of stoicism; on 8 July 2005 — the day following the devastating 7/7 terrorist attacks — 80% of trains were running as normal, and many Londoners headed back in to work. It's more than that though; from Londoners' unflappable nature radiates, when at its best, a warmth of tolerance and acceptance. In London, you are your own person, and whether you want to kiss your same sex lover in the park or sail through the streets on a skateboard pulled by dogs, please go right ahead. There is, however, one thing that has Londoners freaking out at, and as well all know, that's standing on the left-hand side of the escalator.

The lime green trams of south LondonWham, bam, thank you tram. Image: LondonistIn the early 1950s, London dropped a clanger by doing away with its network of trams. It took decades to dawn on the city that they were one of the best things it'd ever had, but by then the streets were entangled in new infrastructure, and it wasn't as simple as just plonking the trams back again. In one section of south London, however, a reverse tram-sectomy was possible, and so at sunup on the new millennium, the Croydon Tramlink (now London Trams) opened — the streets, roads and open countryside between Beckenham/Addington and Wimbledon once again serenaded by chirruping of bells and the gentle whoosh of a 30-metre-long boardable snake gliding by. There's something magical about London's trams: they cut through traffic like a hot knife through butter; they dash you from the Minecraft tower blocks of Croydon to the palace-studded woodlands of Addington in minutes; they'll lead you on an epic pub crawl that doesn't cost more than £4.95 (though that doesn't include the beers, sadly). People who've never seen a tram before are dumbfounded by the sight of this miraculous 'train of the road', and who can blame them. South London often gets short shrift for its inferior transport links, but trust us, everywhere else is lime green with envy about its trams. Read our Ode to the London Trams.

Bumping into celebsThe average Londoner bumps into Sir Paul McCartney twice a week. Possibly. Image: Jimmy Baikovicius via creative commonsEvery Londoner and his dog seems to have a story about spotting Bill Nighy out and about in London, be it strolling through Soho or hopping on the Overground. Sir Ian McKellen, Kate Moss and Sir Michael Caine also feature frequently in many stories of celeb encounters in the capital. In 2016, we asked you who you'd spotted, and the answers ranged from James May running away from morris dancers to James Nesbitt in a near miss on his bike. In 2023, our readers charmed us once again with tales of Paul McCartney buying board games, two-fingered salutes to the Queen Mother and Tom Jones pointing out a former whore house.

You never know who you'll pass as you go about your business, or what they'll be doing when you pass them. Even better: you just know that the Londoner standing nonchalantly next to Ian McKellen trying to pretend they're too cool and too London to care, is secretly messaging everyone they know: "I'M STANDING NEXT TO GANDALF". Our own top celeb spots in London? Stephen Fry, gazing up at the departure screens at King's Cross, just a few metres away from Esme Young from the Sewing Bee; Bradley Walsh in a bar in Chelsea; and Gwyneth Paltrow in the gift shop at London Zoo.

Getting soaked in the London rain"I like London in the rain..." once sang the great Blossom Dearie. We'd go further: we LOVE London in the rain. Overcast skies and the threat of storms are only problematic if you let them: but isn't watching the lights of Piccadilly Circus stippled through a droplet-smattered bus window — or making a dash for the shelter of a plane tree in Hyde Park — part of the whole London experience? Absolutely. A rainy day, of course, is also the perfect excuse to either treat yourself to a posh brolly from one of the world's most beautiful umbrella shops or otherwise dry off with a pint in front of one of the city's many pubs with open fires. Or — in the name of a neat article segue — visit one of the city's art galleries...

An absolute glut of galleriesJust another normal day in London. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistThere are over 800 contemporary art galleries in London, from the bigger museum-like ones such as South London Gallery and the newly opened Gilbert & George Centre (where the eponymous artists appear as a permanent exhibit), to teensy spaces tucked away down side alleys, through a door and up some stairs. Whether you're looking for big name artists or affordable art to put on your walls; pop art or conceptual art; painting, photography or sculpture — London has you covered.

There's loads in the swanky neighbourhood of Mayfair, and nearby Fitzrovia seems to have a new gallery opening every month. You'll also find hubs in Shoreditch, Bethnal Green, Peckham and Walthamstow. Even if you're not in one of said hubs, you’ll still be able to find a gallery in your local neighbourhood. Galleries are slowly getting better at making their spaces and openings welcoming to all. It also feels like every time one gallery closes, another two open.

Wild parakeets here, there and everywhereLet's be honest, they're cooler than pigeons. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistIf you've so much as set foot in zones 1-3 in recent years, odds are that you've heard or seen the parakeets, even if you weren't quite sure what they were at the time. Regularly mistaken for parrots, the natty little green birds live wild in London now, despite not being a native species. Their origin is unknown, and widely debated, with rumours that they escaped from the film set of The African Queen in the 1950s, or that Jimi Hendrix released a single pair in the 1960s (both of these theories have been disproven).

Wherever they came from, they're here to stay, spreading fast with sightings all over the south-east of England, and beyond. They've become a beloved part of London's avian tapestry, with many people saying they love listening to them. There's even been a whole book dedicated to them, and if you fancy a closer look, we know a spot where they're now so accustomed to people, they'll even land on your hand. Can't imagine the capital without their incessant squawking, or the flashes of green darting through trees overhead, to be honest.

Glorious railway stationsYes, tube stations are amazing — but let's not neglect the train stations. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistLondon's tube stations get plenty of attention — and rightly so, magnificent beasts that they are — but the capital's National Rail stations are a bit special too. For many, they are the gateway to London, the place you glide into, buzzing for a day out. For others, they are the way home, where you head after a weary day at the office, knowing your dinner and loved ones are waiting for you at the other end of the line. Admittedly, they vary in admirability, from the functional nature of the likes of Cannon Street, to the architectural wonder of St Pancras, the sprawling utilitarianism of the concourse at Waterloo, the what-fresh-hell-is-this vibes of London Bridge and... whatever it is that's going on at Euston at the moment. But whichever station you're travelling from, there's always a frisson of excitement that we don't always get with the tube. Perhaps it's the potential for travelling a longer distance, out into Kent, or Hertfordshire, or as far as Edinburgh... or even Paris? Whatever it is, make sure to look around you before you board your train: London's National Rail stations are full of secrets, from missing platforms to presidential visits to a grave beneath a platform. The majority of them have at least one pub too.

Boozers with a backstoryImage: LondonistDid someone say pub? Not many boozers have entire autobiographies written about them, but the George Tavern in Southwark is one of them (it's called Shakespeare's Local, give it a read). It is one of scores of pubs in London with a fascinating backstory: the Great Fire-escaping (Seven Stars), the tchotchke-collecting (Nag's Head), the jukebox-wielding (Bradley's Spanish Bar), the outright haunted (Grenadier). While dipping into a classic novel — the Pickwick Papers, Hangover Square — will give you a taste of London of yore, you're better off wheeling off down the next alleyway you come to, because there's a good chance it'll draw you into a world of roaring log fires, ale in pewter tankards... or even just wind the clock back a bit to the 1970s. In the digital-obsessed world we live in, it's a rare thing indeed to surrender your phone, but London's historic pubs are one such place to do just that. Especially in Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, where you can never get any bloody signal.

Always being on the cusp of tomorrowTuxedos. Bourbon biscuits. Harrier jump jets. What do they all have in common? Well yes, if you combine the three, you have a helluva night out on your hands — but they were also all invented in London. Sucking in some of the smartest minds known to history, London has always been a crucible of creativity — somewhere the impossible is possible. But we're not just talking electric kettles and cash machines. In all walks of life, London is two steps ahead of most other places. Culturally, it switched on the world's first TV in 1926, was throwing avocado conventions in 1966, and opened the UK's first internet cafe in 1994. It's also where you could have played the first game of modern darts, flobbed your way through the Sex Pistols first ever gig or slurped the first espresso martini ever made. Not going on about it or anything, but London also invented a little thing called underground trains. Here, you have the privilege of experiencing things before anyone else — haircuts and music among them — it's like having a cheeky world exclusive before anyone else. Do we pay the price? Certainly: in rent, two-hour journeys home and a nagging thought in the back of your head saying it's time to move to Lincolnshire and start up that kale farm. But if you're still a Londoner, then you're obviously here for a reason — even if that reason hasn't been invented yet.

Museums that let you in for nothingThis bloke didn't pay to get in. Didn't have to. Image: LondonistLouvre in Paris: 17€. National Gallery in London: free. National Palace Museum in Taipei: NT$350. British Museum in London: free. MoMA in NYC: $28. Tate Modern in London: free. It is one of the great joys of being a Londoner that you can walk in off the street, wander around a museum gallery for half an hour then leave without your wallet feeling any lighter. You can do it in your lunch break. In your coffee break even (although does anyone have coffee breaks anymore?). And it's about so much more than just being thrifty: the benefit of free access to a big institution means you keep coming back for more, visiting different parts of it, trying out the cafe, building up a relationship with the place — not just visiting it in one leg-aching six-hour quest once every 20 years. Free museums make a lot of sense for everyone involved. And London is the undisputed heavyweight champ. Try our London museum flowchart.

Dotty rituals to keep you entertained/baffled year-roundFrom the health and safety-lacking baby jumping festival of Murcia in Spain, to chucking cinnamon at 25-year-old Danes, barmy rituals make the world a more interesting place, and keep desk-based listicle writers in a job. London has more than its fair share of these kooky goings-on: a bloke dressed as a bush being piped over the Millennium Footbridge by the Devil; the Soho Waiter's Race (in which serving staff dash around the block balancing a bottle of fizz on a tray), a load of sailors lifting another sailor up to put a hot cross bun in a basket), and the Swearing on the Horns — where a fake judge hands out sentences for looking at him the wrong way. These are the mere tip of the iceberg: most weeks of the year, you could sniff out some little oddity that happens nowhere else in the world. It is probably not coincidence that a good deal of these vignettes either take place in the pub, or end up down one.

Street furniture scattered all over the placeImage: Matt Brown and his trigger-happy attitude to saturation levelsSure, every town has its bollards and benches, but London is the home of street furniture. 97.56% of all first-time tourists to London take a snap of our K2 red phone boxes, according to a survey I just did in my head. And who can blame them? They're handsome, distinguished things that are iconic to the city — the boxes, not the tourists. But it doesn't stop there. We have bollards made from captured cannon, rainbow bollards, a post shaped like a police helmet, and arty bollards designed by Antony Gormley and Zandra Rhodes. Benches, too, come in all shapes and sizes, including whippet, sphinx, Olympic rings, famous buildings and, um, Antony Gormley with an erection. Throw in all those plaques, memorials, coal hole covers and drinking fountains, and you have a city where every bit of pavement clutter deserves an essay. Or at least a tea towel.

The unexpected quiet spacesPeace in Phoenix Garden. Image: Matt BrownThe corollary of living in a buzzing, crowded city is that you notice the silent spots all the more keenly. Often, these sit right beside the busiest thoroughfares. Have you ever dipped into Brooke's Market between High Holborn and Leather Lane? Do so. I swear it's enveloped in an eerie enchantment, which magics away the commotion of the surrounding streets. A more placid silence can be found in the Phoenix Garden, just metres from the hubbub of Charing Cross Road and Shaftesbury Avenue. Or try a Square Mile churchyard on a Saturday morning, when 95% of the office workers are absent and the blackbirds are singing. Just don't seek peace at the St Dunstan-in-the-East peace garden. The bombed out Wren church has found its way into so many 'secret London' guides that you're guaranteed to find a crowd at any time of the week.

The inimitable ThamesJust don't swim in it. Image: Matt BrownWhat would London be without the Thames? Well, it wouldn't be. The city was founded here by the Romans because of the river, for the protection and communication it afforded. They picked the spot where it was still wide, yet easily bridgeable. 2,000 years on, and the Thames still defines the city. We are North Londoners or South Londoners according to which side of the river we live. Tower Bridge, Shakespeare's Globe, Tate Modern, the Houses of Parliament, the London Eye, the O2, the Tower of London, the towers of Canary Wharf... all these iconic structures were placed, for different reasons, on or close to the river. Try to imagine the city if the Thames were suddenly deleted. The same buildings remain, but it would no longer be London. Liquid history. (Other London rivers are available: even if they're not all visible.)

Alleyways, charming and usefulHow can you resist. Image: Matt BrownMany Londoners fear to tread in the West End during high tourist season. It's all just too busy. Ditto the Square Mile at lunch time. Both areas become much more walkable if you know about the alleys and cut-throughs. It's possible to get from, say, Trafalgar Square to Covent Garden almost entirely by alley. Likewise, you can get from Aldgate to Smithfield without any bother if you follow the quiet lanes and narrow cuttings. The main reason to go 'off-road' in this way, though, is the sheer romance of it all. Many of London's alleys have been here for hundreds of years — some since medieval times. Try our self-guided tour of some West End alleys for a taster, or seek out some of London's finest pubs, which tend to lurk down alleys. Lacking vehicles, advertising and modern shop signs, these spaces are potent reservoirs of history. And only a few of them smell of piss.

Streets slathered in art and muralsA random piece of street art from Penge... one of London's more unlikely hotspots for street art. Image: Matt BrownLondon has some of the most important art galleries in the world, which should rightly be celebrated (and we have, above). But some of the best stuff is to be found randomly on the streets. It's the sense of place. A tediously familiar corner can spring to life from the sudden appearance of new street art. It can stop you in your tracks. This is art in the community, often appearing without warning or planning (beyond that of the artist themselves).

Even when they are planned and commissioned, murals can still boggle the mind in ways that gallery art seldom does. It's impossible to walk past the Battle of Cable Street mural or the Spirit of Soho mural without stopping to admire them anew, to take just two examples from a pool of hundreds of community murals across London. More recent commissions, such as Dan Kitchener's multistorey mural over a Southampton Row hotel, or Lionel Stanhope's railway signs (pictured below) have added to the visual richness of London's streets.

Can't remember where we took this one. Image: Matt BrownEven pure graffiti can raise a smile if the place and message are well chosen. Take the enigmatic (and now sadly destroyed) "Give Peas a Chance" slogan daubed across an M25 motorway bridge; a dumped bed with "You're all that mattress to me" sprayed upon it; or the many signs along the Thames warning of strong currents, which now also caution against "dangerous raisins". You don't find silly dad jokes on the walls of galleries.

The rambling Royal ParksNow that's a six pack. Image: LondonistFor such a large and busy city, London is surprisingly green, thanks in no small part to its network of Royal Parks. The fact you can walk from Horse Guards Parade almost all the way to Notting Hill crossing just a couple of roads — a distance of around three miles — is incredible when you think about it. But that's just the start of the magnificence of the Royal Parks, a collection of 10 open spaces. Between them, they're home to: an open-air theatre, ancient woodland, herds of wild deer, royal monuments, boating lakes, the oldest outdoor swimming club in Britain, mausoleums, the graves of well-known figures including suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst, a pet cemetery, plus many species of birds, mammals and insects... and that's just off the top of our heads. Reckon you could spend 3-5 business days exploring Hyde Park alone and not see all of it — though if anyone's able to explain why the heavens always open when we're right in the middle of the park, miles from the nearest shelter, we're all ears. Happened too many times for it to be coincidence.

Awe-inspiring views to drink in for free Getting high in London is rarely a bad idea. Image: LondonistLondon's skyline is constantly changing. Case in point: The Gherkin, once a behemoth of the skies of the Square Mile, now pretty damn difficult to catch a glimpse of. The good news is that there are loads of places around London where you can get an incredible view of the City, and watch it evolving — sometimes by the day, or so it feels. Lofty spots like Hampstead Heath and Primrose Hill have always been popular for this sort of thing, with Londoners and tourists (and filmmakers) flocking there to picnic, court and generally enjoy themselves with the London skyline as a backdrop. And to be honest, hardened Londoners though we are, we still feel a little bit like we're starring in a Richard Curtis film every time we venture there.

Recently though, a new — though equally thrifty — breed of viewpoints have, quite literally, sprung up: free viewing platforms. The Sky Garden, which opened in 2015, was among the first, offering Londoners and visitors free access to the top of a skyscraper. Since then, The Garden at 120, Horizon 22, and The Post Building's roof garden have joined the ranks. The irony: the more of these buildings that go up, the less there is to see from, as they all block each other's views. It won't be long until we're all just staring out at each other, each in our own little glass room 30/40/50 (delete as appropriate) floors above the now-empty streets below.

Enough food to keep you sated forever and a dayLondon's food scene offers infinitely more than pie and mash. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistBack in 2016 we ran a piece lamenting various foodstuffs it was hard to come by in London, including deep dish pizza, chicken parmo and shabu-shabu. Fast-forward to 2024 and all three of these can be scoffed in the capital — it's as if London itself read that article and said "hold my souvlaki...". Such is the vibrancy of the food scene nowadays, we're scared to click on Instagram lest we find ourselves with FOMO that we're not at that very moment scarfing down beef rendang in some Malaysian eatery stashed away in a Queensway shopping centre. There are 80 Michelin-starred restaurants in London, but you can just as easily find yourself sitting down to a thrifty Ethiopian stew in Kingston, and having just as much/a lot more fun. And for all the world cuisine on offer, there is always that quintessentially-London, yet much-debated dish: pie and mash. We'll take ours with lashings of liquor and chilli vinegar, thanks.

Londoners and their sense of humour

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Stick with us on this one. If you live in a city that forces you to stump up a third to almost half of your monthly income of rent, you have GOT to have an active sense of humour. Joel Golby's London Rental Opportunity of the Week exhibited this rather splendidly. Londoners are often denounced as po-faced so-and-sos who wouldn't crack a smile if you tickled their feet with a feather while reading them the complete works of PG Wodehouse. But that would be to ignore the fact this is a city where tube drivers say the funniest things, weird dummies occupy the corner of museums, Princess Di shot glasses are readily available — and even the red-tunic-wearing soldiers taking part in Changing the Guard are prone to outbursts of Neil Diamond standards (see above above). And did we mention London has the best comedy scene in the world? Not laughing now, are you.

Contributions from Matt Brown, Will Noble, Laura Reynolds and Tabish Khan.

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All weekendThe Lambeth Country Show takes over Brockwell Park on Saturday and Sunday. Photo: Eventlambeth via creative commonsSUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL: Spanning both fiction and documentary films, Sundance Film Festival takes over Picturehouse Central for the whole weekend. The programme includes 11 feature films plus a curated programme of UK short films. 6-9 June

DISCOVER DEGAS: The National Gallery's new exhibition delves into Edgar Degas' fascination with circus performer Miss La La, and her gravity-defying performances. Find out about the creative process behind the paintings alongside an array of preparatory sketches that reveal Degas' dedication to capturing Miss La La's extraordinary aerial feats. 6 June-1 September

JAIPUR LIT FEST: Novelist Maggie O’Farrell, historian Mary Beard, broadcaster Mishal Husain and Nobel Laureate Venki Ramakrishnan are among the speakers on the line-up for the London Jaipur Literature Festival at the British Library, a satellite event of the huge Jaipur Literature Festival which takes place in India each January. 7-9 June

BASEBALL: The New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies are in London this weekend, playing two games at the London Stadium. If you don't have tickets though, Trafalgar Square is hosting a free fan festival, screening both of the games (on Saturday and Sunday), and various baseball-themed activities. FREE, 7-9 June

Tuck into live fire cooking at The Big GrillSERPENTINE PAVILION: Head to Kensington Gardens to see this year's Serpentine Pavilion. The temporary structure is designed by Seoul-based architect Minsuk Cho and Mass Studios, and features five themed 'islands' designed around an open space and inspired by a form of traditional Korean house. FREE, 7 June-27 October

LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW: The annual two-day Lambeth Country Show pitches up in its usual spot in Brockwell Park for all manner of entertainment spanning sheep shearing, vegetable sculptures, live music and... a wall of death. FREE, 8-9 June

THE BIG GRILL: Europe's largest barbecue festival The Big Grill travels from Dublin to London, pitching up at the Five Points Brewing Co in Hackney for two days of live fire cooking by a range of chefs. Tuck into all manner of barbecue dishes, including Cuepoint London's Afghan-London BBQ with an Irish twist, along with Irish cocktails and live entertainment. 8-9 June

OPEN GARDENS WEEKEND: London Open Gardens Weekend is a chance to explore the city's green spaces via open days, tours and talks. They range from allotments to small private gardens, to the larger gardens including the likes of Eaton Square Garden, usually only accessible to local residents with a key. Think of it as the open-air version of Open House weekend. 8-9 June

THE LORE OF LOVERBOY: Opening at Somerset House, The Lore of LOVERBOY is the first exhibition on international fashion house Charles Jeffrey LOVERBOY, which counts Harry Styles and Tilda Swinton among its fans. Get a behind-the-scenes look at the building of the fashion empire, with archival and newly-commissioned works on display. 8 June-1 September

Saturday 8 JuneTake part in free workshops at Wharf Wellness.BROCKLEY MAX: Today's the final day of Brockley Max a festival celebrating live music, theatre, art, comedy and poetry in the south-east London neighbourhood. Craig Charles DJs a summer party at the Fox and Firkin, there's a guided walk tracking the evolution of Crofton Park, and a live folk festival at the Wickham Arms, among other events. 9am-11pm

WHARF WELLNESS: Also ending today is Wharf Wellness, a four-day wellbeing festival in Canary Wharf. The day's schedule includes a yoga class at the Crossrail Place Roof Garden, a mindful colouring workshop, and a kids' creative workshop. FREE, from 10am

WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE: If you're prudish, you may wish to avert your eyes as the World Naked Bike Ride pedals into town. Cyclists let it all hang out as they ride in a group on one of several pre-agreed routes. Don't forget your suncream. FREE, various start times from 11am

QUEEN'S READING ROOM FESTIVAL: Hampton Court Palace hosts the Queen's Reading Room Festival, a literary event which combines music and history in rather flash surroundings. Miriam Margolyes, Helena Bonham Carter, Sir Ian Rankin and Harlan Coben are among the headliners this year. 11am-9.30pm

FESTIVAL OF COMMUNITIES: Created by Queen Mary University London, the Festival of Communities is a celebration of everything great in east London. Taking place in Stepney Green Park, events include sports trial sessions, hands-on science, and craft activities. Try Thai Boxing, make herbal tea, learn about tropical butterflies and more at this family-friendly event. FREE, 11.30am

BOSFEST: A huge free, unticketed street party, Bankside Open Spaces Festival unfolds across venues including Red Cross Garden, Crossbones Graveyard and Flat Iron Square. Expect live music, sports and craft workshops, a pop-up murder mystery tour, Irish dancing and more. FREE, 12pm-9pm

SCULPTURE WALK FUNDRAISER: Charity Women + Health offers a fundraising walk visiting sculptures of — and by — remarkable women around Camden, beginning at King's Cross. Choose between a 9-mile walk (47 sculptures), a 6-mile route (40 sculptures) or a 3-mile walk (25 sculptures). 1pm-6pm

Beyond Gravity is shown at Barbican CinemaLEGO CLUB: As part of the sprawling London Festival of Architecture programme, North Finchley Library hosts a Lego session, suitable for children age 3+ and their families. Fitting with the festival's theme of 'Reimagine', it's a chance to redesign and build something from your world out of the plastic bricks. FREE, 3pm-4pm

BEYOND GRAVITY: The Queer 80s film festival continues at Barbican Cinema with a screening of Beyond Gravity, a 1988 film made just a couple of years after New Zealand’s decriminalisation of same-sex activity, about a romance between a neurotic gay man and a cocky Italian. Two more short films made in New Zealand are also shown. 6.20pm

WOMEN IN EVOLUTION: Researcher and author Cat Bohannon is at the Royal Institution to discuss the evolutionary purpose of sexism. Her research has included the impact of C-sections on women's pelvic shape, and she reveals how such revelations have radically changed our understanding of evolution and the success of our species. 7pm-8.30pm

LAST TANGO IN LONDON: The Curve Ensemble performs a programme of music inspired by love, passion and tango, accompanied by violinist David Juritz. It takes place at St Giles Cripplegate, as part of the Summer Music in City Churches festival. 7.30pm-9.30pm

**MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S RAVE:* Stay up late for a Midsummer Night's Rave, an immersive performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream by theatre group Shakesqueer, set to dance music. Takes place in the arches of Putney Bridge. Part of Wandsworth Arts Fringe. Age 18+. 11pm (repeated tomorrow)***

Sunday 9 JuneMarylebone Summer Festival takes place in Marylebone VillageFAIRY AND PIXIE LAND: Opening at Dulwich Park, Fairy and Pixie Land is an immersive, family-friendly show in the woods. Taste a fairy potion, choose your own fairy or pixie wings, and make a magic wand before watching a 25-minute promenade performance featuring a famous Scottish mythical creature. The event raises money for local children's charity Whippersnappers. 9 June-28 July

ANTIQUES FAIR: The monthly Adams Antiques Fair returns to the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster, bringing together 120+ dealers from the UK and beyond to sell their wares. A queue tends to form before opening time for this one, so get there early if you want a shot at getting your hands on the best finds. 10am-4.30pm

SUBURBAN CEMETERIES: Take a 5.5 guided walk around Hampstead Garden Suburb, visiting five different burial grounds along the way. Start at Golders Green Library, pausing to appreciate architectural features, and memorials to famous people. Part of the London Festival of Architecture programme. 10.30am-2.30pm

WALTHAMSTOW FLEA MARKET: Head for Big Penny Social to visit the Walthamstow Flea Market, a one-day event with 60 traders selling furniture, homewares, vintage clothes, textiles and oddities. The venue doubles up as a pub/beer hall, so refreshments are readily available throughout the day. 11am-5pm

MARYLEBONE SUMMER FESTIVAL: A pop-up mini golf course, a dog zone, wellness classes by Lululemon, a ferris wheel and fairground rides, live music, and a farmers market are all part of the Marylebone Summer Festival in Marylebone Village, along with pop-up bars and plenty more to entice you into the area. 11am-5.30pm

SOUK EL SALAM: Head to St James's Piccadilly for the Souk el Salam (Peace Market), a fundraising event for the Amos Trust, a charity helping Palestinians in Gaza. Top chefs and food writers including Sami Tamimi, Noor Murad, Melissa Thompson, Philip Juma, Nicole Pisani serve up dishes — two are included in the ticket price. 11.30am-1.30pm (or until the food runs out)

Various delish dishes are available at Souk el Salam © Safia ShakarchiCOMMUNITY TAKEOVER DAY: Take the whole family along to the Camden People's Theatre for Community Takeover Day, part of the Camden Roar Festival. Activities include a sustainable fashion workshop, and a chance to get involved with creating a giant collage. Plus, free drinks and snacks are provided. FREE, 1pm-5pm

FREE JAZZ: Every Sunday at the Old Blue Last in Shoreditch, there's a free jazz show. Order a wine, sit at a candlelit table, let the sweet sounds wash over you, and forget about those work emails for another few hours. FREE, 6pm-9pm

RICHARD HERRING: Comedian Richard Herring is at Leicester Square Theatre performing his current show Can I Have My Ball Back? — his first stand-up show in six years — about discovering he had testicular cancer, and having his right testicle removed as a result. 7pm

ISRAEL FERNANDEZ: Flamenco musician Israel Fernández comes to Sadler's Wells for a performance as part of London Flamenco Festival. He performs tracks from his latest album, Pura Sangre, in collaboration with Jerez guitarist Diego del Morao. 7.30pm

PUB QUIZ: While pub quizzes tend to be a first half of the week kinda deal, the Rosy Hue in Elephant and Castle hosts its quiz every Sunday night. Pull together a team to tackle mystery voices, TV themes, a picture round and various other puzzles. First prize is £75. 8pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Serpentine Pavilion 2024 designed by Minsuk Cho, Mass Studies. Photo © Mass Studies, Courtesy: Serpentine.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Check out the budget options at London Festival of ArchitectureLondon Festival of Architecture is on all month, celebrating the capital's buildings through walks, talks, exhibitions and the like. There's a charge for many of the events but there's a decent free programme too — browse it here. Options this week include a walking tour focusing on the Bank of England's architecture, a late night opening of the Royal College of Physicians, and a series of giant inflatable sculptures taking over The Mall Wood Green

Free, until 30 June.

Visit an open-air exhibition on climate changeClimate Changed My Home is an al fresco exhibition on at London Bridge City near Tower Bridge. It combines photography and interviews of people in countries which are already facing challenges brought on by climate change. They include pastoralist Abud Haq, a father of six children who lives in the drought-affected Badghis province of Afghanistan.

Free, until 30 June.

Catch a free screening of Mean GirlsThe Summer by the River festival is on until September, offering free outdoor entertainment. This week, that includes a screening of the new Mean Girls film, a remake of the 2004 film about a new student arriving at a high school and finding herself tangled up with the most popular girls in school.

Free, 4 June.

London Bridge City hosts outdoor exhibition Climate Changed My Home.Take yourself to a free wellness festivalCanary Wharf hosts a four-day wellbeing festival Wharf Wellness, with free events such as group runs, padel taster sessions, outdoor workouts, and yoga classes. Several stores around the area also have free events going on, including skincare advice sessions.

Free, 5-8 June.

Get lost in Southbank Centre's Disappearing RoomsRumour has it that summer might be coming — and that means the return of one of London's best-loved play fountains. Jeppe Hein's Disappearing Rooms is back outside Southbank Centre, with jets of water shooting into the air to create 'rooms' — which disappear just as quickly when the water stops. Very popular with kiddos in the hot weather — just don't forget a towel and change of clothes!

Free, 5 June-8 September.

Jeppe Hein's Disappearing Rooms reappear.Get stuck into free activities at the AperidiscoThe front of Battersea Power Station gets an orange makeover for two weeks, with the arrival of Aperol's Aperidisco — an pop-up offering disco yoga, bucket hat customisation, nail painting (orange, surely?), DJs and karaoke for nada. There's also Italian-inspired food, and tacos — and we daresay one or two Aperol spritzes being poured too — although these are not, alas, on the house.

Some activities free, 6-19 June.

See this year's Serpentine PavilionThis year's Serpentine Pavilion opens to the public on Friday, giving you a chance to go inside the shooting-star shaped pop-up structure in Kensington Gardens. Officially known as 'Archipelagic Void', it features five themed 'islands' designed around an open space, inspired by a form of traditional Korean house.

Free, 7 June-7 October.

Dance to DJs, do karaoke, or get your nails painted for free at the Aperidisco.Watch (or take part in) the World Naked Bike RideHeads up: if you're in central London — or along certain routes beyond that — on Saturday, you may well stumble across some naked cyclists. The World Naked Bike Ride is back, with cyclists letting it all hang out as they ride in a group on one of several pre-agreed routes. It's free to view — though please act respectfully towards those taking part — and also free to take part if you're so inclined. Just turn up at one of the start points at the designated time with your wheels.

Free, 8 June.

Celebrate the East End at the Festival of CommunitiesFestival of CommunitiesCreated by Queen Mary University London, the Festival of Communities is a celebration of everything great in east London. Taking place in Stepney Green Park, events include sports trial sessions, hands-on science and craft activities. Try Thai Boxing, make herbal tea, learn about tropical butterflies and more at the family-friendly event.

Free, 8 June.

Mark World Oceans DayRoyal Museums Greenwich and Greenwich Park team up for a free, family-friendly celebration of World Oceans Day. Events throughout Saturday include a trail around the area, where you can meet scientists and experts along the way, learning about the work they do to protect our oceans: Plymouth Marine Laboratory is among the organisations taking part. Workshops and live music are also part of the fun.

Free, 8 June.

Take the family to a festival in BanksideA huge free, unticketed street party, Bankside Open Spaces Festival takes place across venues including Red Cross Garden, Crossbones Graveyard and Flat Iron Square. Expect live music, sports and craft workshops, a pop-up murder mystery tour, Irish dancing and more.

Free, 8 June.

Show what you're made of at Bearpit KaraokeSing your heart out at Bearpit KaraokeA phenomenon which started in Berlin, Bearpit Karaoke is back in London for four dates this summer. Head to the mini amphitheatre in Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens and strut your stuff with karaoke anthems. All sorts of folk get involved, including professional singers and West End stars, as well as non-professionals — each trying to coax the audience into joining in.

Free, 8 June.

Head along to the Lambeth Country ShowThe annual two-day (free entry!) Lambeth Country Show pitches up in its usual spot in Brockwell Park this weekend for all manner of entertainment spanning sheep shearing, vegetable sculptures, live music and... a wall of death.

Free, 8-9 June.

See this Everest exhibition before it closesThis is the final full week of Everest 24, a free exhibition at the Royal Geographical Society commemorating the centenary of the 1924 British Mount Everest expedition during which Man Bahadur and Lance-Naik Shamsherpun died, and George Mallory and Andrew Irvine disappeared. There's also a special free exhibition tour by curators Jamie Owen and Vanessa O'Brien on Thursday.

Free, until 11 June.

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Jump on an open platform green bus with a real conductor. Even better — you don't have to pay them! Image: Clive A Brown via creative commonsFancy hopping on a heritage bus this weekend and not even paying a fare?

All day on Sunday 9 June 2024 the 406 route between Kingston and Redhill is operating a free service on various vintage buses, including 1950s/60s Routemasters and its predecessor RT-type. And if you want to feel really old, there'll also be 'heritage' buses from the 1990s. Gulp.

The cavalcade of buses comes from the London Bus Museum (as well as some private owners) and will run along the regular 406 bus route between around 9am and 5pm. Buses will travel in both directions on a regular basis (timetables are available though) so all you need to do is stick out your hand, flag one down and hop aboard. It won't cost you a penny. (FYI TfL's standard 406 route is operating too — you'll need to pay for these services as usual.)

Perhaps most excitingly, open-platform green buses with conductors will shuttle all day between Kingston and Epsom, giving you a proper taste of the past.

Adding to the sense of occasion, a museum shop will be set up outside the Clock Tower in Epsom, selling London bus gifts, souvenirs, books and models.

London Bus Museum Route 406 Heritage Day, 9 June 2024, approx 9am-5pm, free

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Selfridges was the subject of Adam Curtis' directorial debut in 1983.Sprawling dystopias punctuated with grainy retro footage, and washed in throbbing, purgatorial soundscapes.

Such are the unsettling documentaries of Adam Curtis — an icon of 21st century filmmaking. Over 40 years ago, Curtis' debut effort as a director was aired; an episode of the BBC's documentary series Just Another Day. These wonderfully pure-yet-candid portraits (gently narrated by John Pitman) — some of which are available to watch on YouTube — were broadcast between 1983 and 1986, many of them honing in on London, including episodes about the Tower of London, Soho and traffic wardens. Curtis only made one of them, and the subject was the eminent department store Selfridges, which at the time had some 3,000 in-house employees.

Karen: if you don't like perfume, you'd better run.The hats salesman who doesn't like wearing hats.Today Curtis is well known for his exposés on the perils of digital commercialism, but watching this 1983 documentary we're swept back to a pre-Amazon age; a world in which department stores are still grand theatres, and their employees, a rich cast of characters. In the ground floor perfume department, overseen by a matronly manager nicknamed the 'Queen Mother', we also find Karen, a bullish salesperson who assaults anyone within her wheelhouse with generous mists of Yves Saint Laurent. She'd easily beat Joey Tribiani in a perfume-toting duel. Elsewhere, we meet a hat salesperson who can't abide wearing hats, a camp hairstylist who nonchalantly bats off the whinings of a particularly bitter old duffer ("Right, are you happy?" "No."), and Stan the lifts goodsman who, when asked to describe his life, responds without missing a beat: "Lots of ups and downs."

Stan the lift operator delivers the best line of the documentary.Selfridges had more than its fair share of difficult customers in the 1980s, but we're sure that's not the case now...Documentaries from the recent past slide a thick highlighter pen over what's changed in the interim: the way people spoke with 'telephone' accents; how tendrils of cigarette smoke curled into shot from anonymous cigarettes; customer service actually being a thing; the fact that this is just the kind of grainy footage Curtis would love to spike his films with now. What strikes you most of all is the candidness with which interviewees open up: managers discuss the importance of customers spending money, while employees reveal spats with past managers, and moan about clients. "Really them two weren't very good at all," Karen smirks to camera after unsuccessfully approaching two gents with more of her dreaded perfume. In the paranoid, reputation-watching world of 2024, there's no way anyone would be so naive as to be as forthright as Karen.

Even in Adam Curtis' directorial debut, things aren't what they seem.The Norman Wisdom-obsessed store postman, who walked nine miles a day.But just as contemporary Adam Curtis documentaries like to encourage us to question reality, Just Another Day has hints of the unreal. Take the store postman Morris, a diminutive figure who looks like something out of Gringott's, scuttles nine miles a day, flirts inappropriately with the customers, and is obsessed with Norman Wisdom to the degree that he only answers to 'Norman'. Most blindsiding of all are two elderly women with perms who look like they're probably talking about knitting circles and Hobnobs, but turn out to be store detectives. One of them pulls up her skirt to reveal a bite mark she received on the leg from a shoplifter. To use a phrase that the Curtis of nowadays would approve of, Selfridges in the mid-1980s was an altogether hypernormal place.

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I am Barbara Brownskirt: writer-in-residence at the 197 bus stop on Croydon Road, author of 27 volumes of unpublishable verse, and self-appointed Penge Poet Laureate.

Terry Wogan called my hometown Penge-sur-Mer. Others pronounce it 'Pongéeee'. Some say 'Penge' sounds like a venereal disease, but what do they know? Penge has poetry in its pavements, and to prove it, I'm taking you on a tour of its highlights.

These are the places where I find great poetical ideas flowing into me. For each stop, I've let loose with a short burst of poetry inspired on the spot. If this prompts you to visit Penge, then I've done my job. But please don't bother me. I am hard at work writing, and don't take kindly to interruptions.

  1. Welcome to Penge sign, High Street, PengeThis is where the magic begins.

Penge! You are the place where my heart does fly,
Although your signage is too high

  1. The Post Office pick up placeRound the back of the High Street past a lonely car park once used by the Wilko customers is the place to come and find your missing mail.

You’d be better sticking a stamp to a snail,
Than sending a letter via Royal Mail.**

  1. Twang Guitars, Maple Road, a place for guitar enthusiasmThough I don't own one, I do long to watch a woman of a certain age pluck a guitar slowly on a summer's eve.

The Tories would rather we stay common things,
But Penge wants us to twang our strings.
MUSIC AND POETRY WILL OUT!

  1. The old Police Station, Penge High StreetLuxury flats these days, this vibrant station once was a semi-shelter for the drunks of Penge. Now people choose to live in the cells.

Police woman! Police woman!
I once admired your hat,
Police woman! Police woman!
I do not know where you're at.

  1. The Moon and Stars, Penge High StreetInside is a golden lion statue paying homage to The Wizard of Oz, as this Wetherspoon was once a cinema. Now it is a drinking establishment with fruit machines and a strange feeling when you enter.

We are all in the gutter,
But some are stuck in the Moon and Stars (Inspired by Oscar Wilde)

Barbara Brownskirt is the comic creation of Karen McLeod. Her new memoir, Lifting Off (published by Muswell Press), recounts the years she spent working as cabin crew, at a time when lesbians were discouraged from being open about their sexuality. Against a backdrop of exotic locations, the author slowly unravels as the pressure of hiding her true self takes its toll.

We featured this book because we know it's the kind of thing our readers will enjoy. By buying it via links in this article, Londonist may earn a commission from Bookshop.org — which also helps support independent bookshops.

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Fassett Square in east London, the inspiration behind Albert Square in EastEnders, is one of over 100 gardens open over Open Gardens London weekend. Image: Colin Wing via creative commonsWhile Londoners impatiently wait for the Open House listings to drop (and there's still got a while to go, folks), an event that's basically the al fresco version of Open House takes place early this June.

Over 100 green spaces which are usually off-limits to the hoi polloi swing open their gates for Open Gardens London — taking place on Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 June 2024.

Swish squares that usually lie under lock and key; community allotments bristling with veg; rooftops with spectacular views you didn't know existed: this is a rare chance to to go poking about the perennials, and snooping around the specimen plants of places where you'd usually be persona non grata. 2024 is a special year too, because Open Gardens London is celebrating its 25th year.

How does it all work? A £22 ticket (£11 for under 25s, under 12s go free) gives you access to the entire roster of gardens over the weekend (minus those at the Aga Khan Centre, which is now sold out). It's like a horticultural Glastonbury, where you'll find yourself hopping from one colourful act to the next, as you try to cram in as many as humanly possible. Fortunately, tea, cakes and various other refreshments, are available at many of the gardens — along with the chance for a nice sit down.

Emery Walker's House garden has splendid views of the Thames. Image: Londonist/Matt BrownHere, we've plucked out a handful of the gardens you might want to tick off:

The new entry: Among the handful of gardens taking part in the weekend for the first time is the Cloth Fair Hidden Garden — a patch of wasteland made good by volunteers, who've planted it up with fruit trees and bushes. You can even taste some of the garden's goods during your visit, while local musicians play. Charming. (Sat and Sun)

*The rooftop view:* Think you've got all of the City's rooftop gardens on your radar? Bet you haven't heard of the Eversheds Sutherland Rooftop Garden. Here, on the sedum green roof — which is dotted with beehives — you can slump in a deckchair with a cup of tea, and take in the spires and 'scrapers. (Sat and Sun)

The swish square: Another new entry for 2024 is Barkston Gardens in Earl's Court; usually only accessible to residents of the redbrick apartments that surround them, for one day, you get to wander around the winding paths while admiring the Japanese maples and ornamental cherry trees. You can bring a picnic too. (Sat only)

The one that'll inspire you to grow more fruit & veg: A number of allotments feature in the list of gardens — and one of them is Quill Street Allotments in N4 (another fresh entry for 2024). Rhubarb, figs, chard, chives, beans, cabbage, rocket, gooseberries and herbs are among the crops sprouting here. Get growing tips from the gardeners, and buy organic produce to take home. (Sat only)

The riverside garden: Any time you walk from Chiswick to Hammersmith along Chiswick Mall, you may be tempted to vault the garden walls of Emery Walker's House — but on 9 June, you can enter the premises with more dignity (and legality). Walker — printer and close friend of William Morris — lived here for three decades in the early 1900s and left behind a garden garlanded with history, including a grapevine descended from the one at Hogarth's house, and terracotta tiles from the late 1800s. It also has very nice views of the river. (Sun only)

The one with the immaculate lawn: You usually need to be a member to enjoy West London Bowling Club, but as a one off, you can enjoy coffee and cake while watching the bowlers — and even partake in a game of pétanque yourself. (Not on that lovely lawn though, of course.) (Sun only)

Check out the Open Gardens London website, to see the entire list of gardens, play with the garden selector or peruse a Google Map.

Open Gardens London, Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 June 2024

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Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistAt a loose end this weekend? We've compiled a guide to things that happen in the capital on a Saturday, so you can find something to keep you busy, whoever you're with and whatever your budget. Take a look at our weekend guide for events happening this weekend specifically, then keep the fun going with our pick of things to do in London on a Sunday.

FAMILY FILM CLUB: Barbican Cinema hosts Family Film Club every Saturday morning, screening films suitable for younger viewers, which the whole family can watch together. Sometimes it's old classics, other weeks it's a new release, and occasionally there are craft event or workshops before the film starts. It's not too spenny either — at time of writing it's £5 per adult/£2.50 per child, and they offer a loyalty card which makes your sixth visit free. Note they're strict on the 'family' part: no kids are admitted without an adult, and no adults are allowed in without kids.

MALTBY STREET MARKET: A short walk from London Bridge station and the better known Borough Market, weekend pop-up Maltby Street Market has earned itself quite a reputation as a foodie hotspot. All manner of street food is available, from crepes to calamari, via burgers, brownies, coffee and loads more, all crammed down a pedestrianised alleyway decked out with colourful flags and bunting alongside the railway line. Also open on Sundays, though there are usually more traders on a Saturday.

AROUND THE WORLD TOUR: Join a guide for a whistlestop tour of the British Museum, visiting some of its most famous objects, including artefacts from Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt. Tours are for adults and children aged 12+ and take place at 11.30am and 2pm, lasting around 90 minutes.Takes place every Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

PORTOBELLO ROAD MARKET: Saturday is the main day for west London's Portobello Road Market, a sprawling antiques market which sees traders lining the streets of Notting Hill for around a mile selling antiques and vintage goods, from furniture and homewares to clothes to vintage cameras, stamps, fine art and other collectible items.

Head to Maltby Street Market for lunch. Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistSOMERSET HOUSE TOUR: You've probably been to Somerset House at one time or another, but have you ever stopped to wonder about the magnificent building's history? Historical Highlights Tours cover why it was originally built, why this spot alongside the Thames was chosen and plenty more, over the course of an hour. Tours take place on Tuesdays, Thursday and Saturdays.

BRUNCH IN LONDON ON A SATURDAY: There's a huuuge choice of brunch options in London on a Saturday, ideal for getting together with friends for food, drinks, and often live entertainment too. Some are occasional, but the following take place every week at time of writing:

  • Bottomless brunch at London Bridge Rooftop
  • Shoreditch Fiesta Bottomless Brunch at Urban Food Fest
  • Oh My Gods bottomless brunch at Circe's Rooftop, Waterloo
  • Rhythm & Brunch at 100 Wardour Street
  • Vibe Brunch at STK Rooftop Stratford

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: One Saturday a month, London's little-known Sewing Machine Museum opens its doors, allowing the public inside to view one man's personal collection of hundreds of the machines — including one which once belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Read about our visit for an idea of what to expect, and check upcoming dates. Usually the first Saturday of the month.

Crack Comedy takes place in Wimbledon every Saturday. Image: Steve BestCOMEDY: Getting your fix of laughs on a Saturday night is easy peasy, but here are a few comedy nights we particularly recommend:

  • Crack Comedy is on at the Broadway Wimbledon every Saturday night, with acts on from 8pm, and the chance to party afterwards
  • Head Downstairs at the King's Head in Crouch End to see fab comedians make you chuckle in a windowless room
  • There's both comedy and cabaret on a Saturday at Camden's Monkey Business Comedy Club — and sometimes two different shows in one night
  • Board the Tattershall Castle, moored at Victoria Embankment, on any Saturday of the year to watch an array of stand-ups fire out their material.

Browse Portobello Road Market. Photo: Bruno Martins via UnsplashINFINITY PIZZA: The Liverpool Street venue of Pizza Pilgrims offers unlimited pizza, prosecco, wine and beer (or non-alcoholic drinks) for 90 minutes every Saturday afternoon. Margherita, double pepperoni spicy honey, mushroom truffle, and chef's choice pizzas are included, along with white truffle, pesto aioli and nduja crust dipping sauces.

BREWERY TOURS: Every Saturday afternoon, Brixton Brewery offers tours, beginning at its taproom on Brixton Station Road. Join an expert brewer to see how the beer is made, and to hear how the company started up in Brixton. It finishes with a guided tasting back in the taproom.

AFTERNOON TEA: As far as we're concerned, any day is a good day for afternoon tea, and many London venues serve it every day of the week. We've tried a few in our time, and can point you towards the capital's best themed afternoon teas, afternoon tea menus which are great for kids, restaurants where you can eat your way around the world in afternoon tea, and the capital's most budget-friendly afternoon teas. We've also got the lowdown on the newest afternoon teas in London.

Saturdays are a good excuse for afternoon tea.SPORTS VIEWING: Saturday's usually a busy day for sports fixtures, depending on the season. If you're looking for somewhere to watch the football/rugby/cricket/snooker/NFL/boxing/whatevs, try one of London's best sports bars — just be aware that you'll need to get down there early or book a table for busy days like cup finals. We've also got a guide to London's best pubs and bars for watching football, if that's your bag. Or get to a live game: depending on the season, you can catch a local ice hockey (top tip: Streatham London), football (top tip: Dulwich Hamlet), rugby (top tip: Harlequins), basketball match (top tip: London Lions)... the opportunities are endless, and it's often a thrifty way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

£5 PIZZA: Couldn't face bottomless nosh at Pizza Pilgrims (above)? How about pizza for a fiver instead? Get to The Book Club in Shoreditch before 7pm on a Saturday to take advantage of the £5 pizza deal, and end your day/start your night on a stomach lined with cheesy, doughy goodness.

The Sewing Machine Museum opens one Saturday a month. Photo: LondonistCLUB DE FROMAGE: Taking place at the O2 Academy Islington every Saturday night, Club de Fromage is a club night focusing very much on cheesy pop tunes. Expect pop anthems, massive singalongs, confetti cannons, dance-offs, games and more while the DJ plays tunes by the likes of Queen, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, The Killers, Whitney Houston, Harry Styles, Abba, Avril Lavigne the Spice Girls and others. Occasionally there are themed events, and the company has recently introduced occasional Daytime Parties on Saturday afternoons. Check upcoming Club de Fromage parties here. Top tip: anyone in fancy dress usually gets to queue jump.

HOW DOES IT FEEL: If you're less into cheese, more into indie and Motown, How Does It Feel To Be Loved? is a long-running club night, spinning the likes of Belle & Sebastian, Dusty Springfield, The Ronettes and the Beach Boys — which tends to happen once a month on a Saturday.

FUNKY NATION: Radio presenter and DJ Mike Vitti plays a mix of jazz, funk, soul, rare groove and house at the weekly Funky Nation club night at Ronnie Scott's in Soho. Tickets tend to sell out in advance for this one, so plan ahead.

SOUL CITY: Saturday night is house and disco night at Camden's Jazz Cafe, as weekly club night Soul City takes place. Party into the small hours, with tickets starting from £5.

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Image: Matt BrownThe soggy season is starting to cause problems as festivals are cancelled.

"We regret to say that we have had no choice but to take the hard decision to postpone the date of the festival because of completely sodden ground conditions, including standing water at key access points."

So announced Barnet Medieval Festival, a whole two weeks before their big event, which had been set for 8-9 June. The ground staff reported such a high water table that "even if we could enjoy consistently dry weather over the next two weeks, there’s no guarantee that it would dry sufficiently to take vehicles".

Then we heard similar news from Brockwell Park in south London:

Sadly Brockwell Bounce the free children’s festival tomorrow in Brockwell Park has to be cancelled because of the heavy rain

Due to the rain the site is currently unsafe for children - but a free event is planned for the school summer holidays insteadhttps://t.co/I3t7F1bHMp

— Lambeth Council (@lambeth_council) May 28, 2024

In this case, it wasn't just "because of the heavy rain", but because a string of one-day festivals had churned up the mud in the park over the bank holiday weekend.

Mighty Hoopla, also in Brockwell Park on 1 June, is also threatened by the boggy outlook. At the time of writing, it's still going ahead, but with considerable measures to keep the site safe.

Meanwhile, over in east London, We Are FSTVL in Central Park, Dagenham was also cancelled because of the mire-like conditions.

By this time of year, London's sodden fields and parks have normally dried out. Not this year. The capital, and England in general, has seen record rainfall. We've been through the wettest 18 months since records began in 1836, according to some reports.

With more rain forecast over the coming weeks, we could see further events postponed, and perhaps localised flooding. Food supplies may also take a hit thanks to the incessant rain reducing crop yields.

We Londoners like to moan about the weather, but this year we really do have cause to grumble.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of the Battle of Britain Bunker.

The Visitor Centre and exhibition at the Battle of Britain BunkerSixty feet below the ground in Uxbridge lies a room that played a major role in the second world war. In 1940 it was used to help the RAF secure victory during the Battle of Britain (hence, it is now dubbed the 'Battle of Britain Bunker'). Four years later, it was involved in another crucial turning point in the conflict: D-Day.

This June marks the 80th anniversary of D-Day (also know as Operation Overlord), in which over 155,000 Allied troops landed on the Normandy coast to help liberate Europe from the Nazis. The Battle of Britain Bunker is hosting a whole programme of fascinating — and fun! — commemorative events from Thursday 6 June till Sunday 9 June, and there's something for all ages to enjoy...

The bunker's Operations RoomThe commemorations begin on Thursday 6 June with special D-Day themed tours of the bunker's all-important Operations Room. Your guide will explain what happened during the Normandy landings — the largest seaborne invasion in history — and the pivotal part that this secret HQ played in it all. You'll learn how airborne support was coordinated from here, after a WAAF officer stationed in the bunker gave the orders for Operation Overlord to commence.

Don't worry if you can't make Thursday, though — these tours run every day through to Sunday. Also at the visitor centre on all four days? A pop up D-Day 80 exhibition, featuring a fascinating diorama of the infamous beach landing — that's on top of the Battle of Britain Bunker's permanent D-Day exhibition.

The bunker's Operations Room c. 1942-1945Craving even more D-Day insights? There are several expert talks to get stuck into, as well as a D-Day themed pub quiz in which you can put your newfound knowledge to the test.

In between all of that, there are ample opportunities to relax. Over the weekend, the visitor centre will come alive with music, courtesy of a variety of choirs, bands and singers. Take in a performance, or head to the bunker's onsite cafe for a cuppa and a slice of homemade cake.

The Battle of Britain Bunker and Visitor CentreGot the kids in tow? The bunker's pop-up climbing wall, where youngsters can test their bouldering skills, is sure to go down a treat. They've also got the chance to get creative while swotting up on history, in the form of a D-Day-themed crafting session.

Visit the Battle of Britain Bunker website to see the full programme and book your tickets.


D-Day 80 at the Battle of Britain Bunker runs Thursday 6 June-Sunday 9 June.

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Could be the best Wednesday evening you have all June...Booze, BBQ, live music and a gathering of London lovers: that's the plan on Wednesday 12 June, when Londonist celebrates its 20th birthday at Five Points Taproom & Courtyard in Hackney.*

Fancy spending the evening with Team Londonist & friends and a few drinks? Tickets for this one-off bash are on sale now for £15 (+booking), including 2 x Five Points beers plus entertainment.

Five Points has an amazing outdoor courtyard. Keep 'em crossed for sunshine!You could also try your luck by dropping your email in the form below, giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets to the party. Get your entries in by 00:01 on Wednesday 5 June 2024, and we'll be in contact shortly after if you're one of our winners!

Otherwise, we'd still love to see you at the brewery: for guaranteed entry, grab your ticket today!

*We've got our fingers crossed for sunny courtyard vibes, but even if it rains, then plenty of room indoors for a knees-up.

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Image: oxyman under creative commons licenceThe Evening Standard is to go weekly.

It's no secret that the publication has been struggling. Most of us would have had a hunch just from how thin the free daily has become in recent times. But it has reportedly lost £84.5 million in the past six years, with its distribution plummeting from 600,000 before Covid to under 300,000 today. Clearly a crunch was coming.

That crunch is the end of daily print publishing, as first reported by the Guardian. Instead, the paper will focus on its online business with just a single weekly edition running through the printers, and the possible survival, in some form, of ES Magazine. It's not yet clear what effect this will have on jobs at the title.

The pandemic hit the Standard hard, and long-term. The subsequent rise in home-working brought a significant drop in its readership. The paper also cites wifi on the tube — soon to be enhanced by universal 4G/5G coverage — as a challenge. Many commuters have turned away from the free newspaper in favour of their own mobile screens. The paper has been loss-making for years, propped up by the riches of its owner Evgeny Lebedev.

We'll miss the parodies. Image: Matt BrownFounded as The Standard in 1827, the move brings almost 200 years of daily print publishing to a close. The Standard follows the direction of the Independent newspaper (also part-owned by Lebedev), which ceased its print publication entirely in 2016. Echoes also of Time Out magazine, which went from a much-loved weekly for which people paid, to a thinner freesheet, to online only in just a matter of years.

The decline of the Standard is a huge moment in London's media history. Daily print newspapers have been part of life here since the Daily Courant first published in 1702. With the Standard going weekly, we now have no daily London-centric newspaper other than City AM, which is only four days a week and with a narrower focus on financial matters. Metro, dished out for free on the tube and other outlets, is a national title.

The Standard's new-look weekly will launch later this year. Presumably even the name will have to change, lest "The Evening Standard," become more of a one-night stand.

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by Loire Wines.

All weekendThere's an open day at Opera Holland Park on Sunday. Photo: Ali WrightTHINGS TO DO IN JUNE: And just like that, June begins. Plan your month ahead with our pick of 70+ events and things to do in London including festivals, new theatre shows, and a rather special party.

PADDINGTON BEAR EXPERIENCE: The new Paddington Bear Experience at County Hall promises a 'multi-room, immersive experience' based on the world of the beloved ursine character. A full-sized train carriage puts you in 'Paddington station', before you're whisked to the Brown family's house at 32 Windsor Gardens in time for the Marmalade Day Festival. From 31 May

BROCKLEY MAX: 80+ events spanning live music, theatre, art, comedy, poetry nights and workshops form the programme of south London festival Brockley Max. This weekend's highlight is a music trail, with musicians and performers taking over front gardens and balconies in Brockley, Crofton Park, Honor Oak and Ladywell. 31 May-8 June

D-DAY WEEKEND: The RAF Museum in Hendon marks the 80th anniversary of D-Day with a weekend of family-friendly events including live music, swing dancing, glider making, and a programme of talks. FREE, 1-2 June

LONDON FESTIVAL OF ARCHITECTURE: A celebration of architecture and 'city-making', the London Festival of Architecture celebrates its 20th anniversary this year. The programme is packed with more than 450 events throughout the month, from public installations to talks, tours, debates and performances — plus family-friendly events too. Highlights this weekend include a self-guided walk through Bromley's Old Palace, a chance to visit Notre Dame de France church in Soho, and a guided walk focusing on regeneration in the Angel area. 1-30 June

Saturday 1 JuneThe Paddington Bear Experience opens in time for this weekendMACMILLAN MIGHTY HIKE: Sign up for a sponsored walk around the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, raising money for charity. The Macmillan Mighty Hike offers 13 or 27 mile routes, through the park, along the marshes and out into Epping Forest. There's a £250 per person fundraising pledge, which goes to Macmillan's work supporting people living with cancer. From 7.30am

WILLY WONKA: The 1971 version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is being shown at today's Family Film Club at Barbican, with Gene Wilder in the role of the enigmatic confectionary crafter. It's wallet-friendly, at £5 per adult/£2.50 per child, but the rules are strict — no adults can attend without children, and no children can attend without adults. 11am

SUMMER STREET FEST: The King Street Summer Street Fest takes place in Hammersmith, with a Pride theme. The area goes traffic-free, with 100 stalls plus live music and free activities. Some, such as guided walks and craft workshops, need to be booked in advance. Check the website for details. FREE, 11am-7pm

TAP-DANCING PIGEON: Take the kids along to Waterstones in Wimbledon, where children’s author Serena Hassan hosts a lively interactive storytelling performance session of her book, The Tap-Dancing Pigeon of Covent Garden. Younger visitors can get involved in creating the 10 sounds Pigeon encounters on his travels around London, and there's a book-signing and free craft session too. 1pm-3pm


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Craft workshops and wine galore at this free-entry festivalPublic service announcement: free wine-tastings are coming to Victoria Park this weekend. Head to the People’s Park Tavern — one of our favourite East End watering holes — for Bloom Big Festival, where you're invited to explore the wonderfully diverse world of Loire Wines.

As you might expect, there's plenty to please wine-lovers at this free-entry, family-friendly celebration. On top of those free guided tastings, there are expert-led wine masterclasses, and a vast variety of styles to purchase by the glass or by the bottle. Carefully curated food pairings are also available, from pub grub to gourmet bites.

Bloom Big Festival 2024 isn't just about wine, though. There's also live music and an array of sip-and-make sessions inspired by the natural beauty of the Loire — from terrarium-making with the Botanical Boys, to Lavender Print School's watercolour workshops, to scented candle-making with Wax/Wine.

While entry to the festival is free, these workshops — plus the wine masterclasses — are ticketed and must be booked in advance. Click here to see the full programme and plan your visit today.

Bloom Big Festival. 1-2 June at the People's Park Tavern.


SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly opening of London's Sewing Machine Museum — located in Balham — takes place today, offering a chance to see inside one man's collection of the machines. Many of them are historic, including one which belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Here's some more background on the little-known museum. 2pm-5pm

DEMENTIA-FRIENDLY CONCERT: Conway Hall in Holborn hosts a Songhaven concert: a 45-minute programme of well-known film and musical songs, performed live. It's designed for people living with dementia, as well as their friends, family and carers — and it ends with a singalong finale followed by a social afternoon tea. FREE, 3pm-4.30pm

MARIE CURIE: The story of scientist Marie Curie is told in Marie Curie the Musical, opening tonight at Charing Cross Theatre, its first time being performed in English after premiering in Asia. When she discovers Radium as a potential cure for cancer, Curie faces a moral dilemma, as factory workers are succumbing to radium poisoning. 7.30pm (and until 28 July)****

*CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL: Borussia Dortmund take on Real Madrid in the UEFA Champions League Final at Wembley this evening, with Lenny Kravitz performing the pre-match show. If you want to watch the action, take a look at our guide to London's best bars and pubs for watching football, as well as London's best sports bars. You'll want to book in advance or get there early to be in with a chance of getting a seat today. KO 8pm*

*CHUCKIE ONLINE: Tonight's the night BBC 1XTRA DJ Chuckie Online launches a brand new regular club night — Famalee — at the Lower Third in Soho. Expect R&B and rap aplenty. 11pm*

Sunday 2 JuneHear from costume designer Sammy Sheldon DifferSUNDAYS IN LONDON: Looking for things to do in London on Sunday, today or any week? We've compiled a guide to things that happen in the capital on a regular basis on Sundays — bookmark it now to avoid finding yourself at a loose end any Sunday in the future.

HEAVY HORSE SHOW: Capel Manor Gardens in Enfield hosts the Herts Heavy Horse Show and Country Show. See heavy horse breeds in action up close, taking part in various events in the show ring. 10am-5pm

CLASSICAL COFFEE MORNING: Start your Sunday on a cultural note, at the Royal Albert Hall's Classical Coffee Morning. Today, the Morassi Quartet perform works by Haydn, Dvorak and others in the Elgar Room, while you enjoy hot drinks and pastries. 11am

VINTAGE CLOTHING MARKET: Retro clothing brand Glass Onion Vintage brings a clothing market to Big Penny Social in Walthamstow. Products are priced at £10 per item or three for £25, and you can pay extra for earlybird entry if you're keen. 11am-5pm

OPERA OPEN DAY: As its 2024 season gets underway, Opera Holland Park holds a free open day, offering the public an insight into how its productions come together. Take a tour of the theatre, including the backstage area, get a closer look at the costumes, or take part in workshops on topics such as choreography. FREE, 12pm-4.30pm

CREPE CITY: Head to Boxpark Wembley for Crepe City London, an event for those with a serious interest, not in French pancakes, but sneakers. There's a marketplace with traders selling coveted shoes from a range of brands, a live stage with games and giveaways, and the chance to pick up tips and tricks on keeping your footwear looking box fresh. 12pm-7pm

OUTDOOR THEATRE: The walled garden at Fulham Palace is the setting for an outdoor performance of William Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors. The production is suitable for ages 5+, and you can bring a picnic or stock up on snacks at the cafe, to enjoy during the show. 2.30pm-4.30pm

Chigozie Obioma discusses his new book at Southbank Centre. Photo: Nikki MooreBRIAN COX: Actor Brian Cox, who has appeared in films such as The Ring, The Bourne Identity, Troy and Rise of the Planet of the Apes — as well, of course, as acclaimed TV show Succession — is at Leicester Square Theatre to talk about his life and work. He's interviewed by his son, Alan Cox. 3pm

COSTUME DESIGN: Hear from costume designer Sammy Sheldon Differ about her career, including working on several Marvel films as well as The Imitation Game, Kenneth Brannagh's A Haunting in Venice, and the upcoming Kraven the Hunter, by J. C. Chandor. She chats to writer and curator Keith Lodwick, at the Soho Hotel. Ticket includes a three-course dinner following the talk. 4.15pm

R&B NIGHT: A full band performs covers of R&B hits by artists including Usher, TLC, Rihanna, Destiny's Child and Lauryn Hill, at Camden's Jazz Cafe. 7pm-10.30pm

POETRY EVENING: Actors Tamsin Greig, Tim McInnerny, Paterson Joseph and Ben Miles are the special guests at Arise! poetry evening, taking place at St Michael's Church in Kensal Rise. Several poetry readings take place throughout the evening, with proceeds going to therapeutic arts charity, Talitha Arts. 7.30pm-9.30pm

CHIGOZIE OBIOMA: Twice Booker-shortlisted author Chigozie Obioma is at Southbank Centre, discussing his new book with fellow author Ayòbámi Adébáyò. The book, The Road to the Country — set in Nigeria in the late-1960s — is a tale of guilt against the backdrop of civil war. 7.45pm

BARKING'S BEST BUILDINGS: Footprints of London guide Rob Smith offers a virtual tour, 'visiting' some of the best buildings in the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham. From your own home, hear about medieval buildings such as Barking Abbey and Valence House, structures relating to the area's fishing history, and 20th-century constructions such as power stations and the Ford car plant. 8pm-9pm

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There's a spring fair at Vauxhall City FarmLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Spend the bank holiday enjoying new musicFor the bargain price of £2.50, you can spend your bank holiday Monday at the Putney Half Moon's all dayer of new music, featuring boxfresh singer-songwriters, bands, poets, performance artists and more. Acts include City Lake, The Rhodes and The Zeratones.

£2.50, 27 May.

Take the kids along to a fair on a farmVauxhall City Farm hosts a free-entry spring fair on Thursday. Though there is a charge for some activities, there's plenty to do for free, including watching sheep shearing, wool spinning and felting demos, and a competition to name the farm's newborn lambs.

Free entry (though donations to the farm are welcome), 30 May.

Check out the Brockley Max programmeLocal arts festival Brockley Max begins on Friday, with nine days of live music, art, comedy, theatre, poetry and the like, spanning 80 events in total. Browse the free section of the programme for events that won't cost you a penny including art exhibitions and Friday's opening night party.

Some events free, from 31 May.

Start your weekend with a free jazz performanceOxford House in Bethnal Green offers free jazz performances on a Friday evening once a month. A four-piece ensemble performs well-known classics, standards and new discoveries in a show at the venue's cafe.

Free, 31 May.

Celebrate Hackney's adventure playgroundsYou've only got until Saturday to see Celebrating Hackney's Adventure Playgrounds, the current free exhibition at Hackney Museum. It uses photos and objects to tell the stories of people who played in — or created — the borough's playgrounds, from the 1950s to today. Sounds like quite a nostalgia trip for anyone who grew up in the area.

Free, until 1 June.

Visit London's little-known Sewing Machine MuseumThe monthly opening of London's Sewing Machine Museum in Balham takes place on Saturday. Visit a collection of dozens of historic sewing machines — the personal collection of sewing machine salesman Ray Rushton — including one from 1865 which belonged to Queen Victoria's firstborn daughter. Read about our trip to the museum for an idea of what to expect.

Free (charity donations welcome), 1 June.

Celebrate summer in a traffic-free HammersmithKing Street in Hammersmith goes traffic-free for the Pride-themed Summer Street Fest. The free-entry celebration consists of 100 pop-up stalls, plus free guided walks covering the area's LGBTQ+ history. Alternatively, pick up a map and follow the self-guided Pride walk yourself.

Free, 1 June.

Take your family along to the Mughal Miniatures Dance PartyPhoto: Simon RichardsonSouthbank Centre takes inspiration from the traditional art of Indian and Persian miniature painting for the Mughal Miniatures Dance Party. The family-friendly event consists of living portraits telling the story of the Mughal period, with performers breaking free of their frames to take part in pop-up dance performances. There's also a dance workshop for anyone who wants to have a go themselves.

Free, 1 June.

Go behind the scenes at Opera Holland ParkThough opera has a reputation for being pricey, the Opera Holland Park team invites everyone to go behind the scenes on a free open day. Take part in tours around the pop-up venue, get a closer look at the costumes used in OHP productions, and have a go at applying stage make up, or conducting a string quartet.

Free, 2 June.

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If you go for a walk in Stanmore at the northern end of the Jubilee line — and you should, because it has many interesting corners — then you might stumble across 👆this unusual sight 👆.

It's a church, but with another church in its churchyard.

What's more, the secondary church is a crumbling ruin. What gives?

The crumbly church is, as you'd expect, the oldest. It was built in 1632 as a larger replacement for a medieval church (long vanished and on a different site, down Old Church Lane). It's a peculiar affair. Built mostly of red brick, but with Portland stone flourishes, the Illustrated London News described it as having "...little to admire, it being built of brick in the worst style of ecclesiastical architecture". Which seems a little harsh.

The old church. "Little to admire."People weren't so sniffy when it was first built. Indeed, they got a bit of a celebrity in to consecrate the brick church: William Laud, the Bishop of London, who dedicated the new-build to St John the Evangelist. Laud would go on to become the Archbishop of Canterbury the following year, only to have his head lopped off on Tower Hill in 1645.

By Victorian times, this end of Stanmore had grown to such an extent that the brick church was no longer large enough. It was also deemed to be structurally unsound, having been built on loose, gravelly ground (you get a hint of this from the many wonky tombstones). A replacement church with stronger foundations, also dedicated to St John the Evangelist, was built in 1848-50 a few grave plots to the east. You can see the size difference in satellite view.

Image: Google Satellite ViewOnce again, the parish managed to attract a celebrity or two. The Earl of Aberdeen, who would soon become Prime Minister, laid the foundation stone. Queen Adelaide, widow of William IV, was coaxed over from her nearby home of Bentley Priory to witness proceedings. It was to be her last public appearance.

Work began to demolish the redundant church, but it didn't get far. A huge public outcry forced church authorities to rethink, and the building was saved — albeit without a roof. It's lingered on now for the best part of two centuries as a romantic ruin.

After the new church was complete, most of the old monuments were shifted over. However, the space inside the old church has been used for later burials. The largest tomb within the building is that of the Robert Hollond and family.

Hollond was famous in his day, not so much as a parliamentarian, but as a world-record-holding balloonist. In 1837, Hollond and two others flew almost 500 miles from Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens to Weilburg in Germany. It was a record that would not be beaten until the 20th century. He rests in peace beneath the weathered tomb shown above. Also down there in an adjacent plot is the Earl of Aberdeen, whom we spotted laying the foundation stone of the new church a few paragraphs back.

The church was in a parlous state in the 1980s, greatly weakened by the effects of ivy and vandalism. Happily, English Heritage and others stepped in to safeguard the building, with lots of local support. The Queen Mother — following in the dowagerly footsteps of Queen Adelaide — also supported the church with a donation.

Perhaps the most impressive feature of the ruined church are its rear buttresses, added in the 19th century to try and stabilise the bell tower. Look at these meaty blighters:

Do come take a look at the peculiar pair of churches if you're ever in the Stanmore area. And if you'd like to read more, Stanmore Tourist Board (yes, really) has an excellent and more in-depth history of the old brick church here.

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A small car in a massive parking spot in 1958. Image: Future Publishing via British Newspaper ArchiveTowards the end of the 1950s, there were some five million cars on Britain's roads, many of them clogging up central London.

The capital had long been tackling the ascension of the motorcar: the world's first multi-storey car park opened on Denman Street in 1901, and by the 1930s underground car parks were a thing at high-end hotels like the Adelphi. Towards the dawn of the sixties, though, new methods were being devised to deter motorists from cluttering the pavements (and to make some cash in the process) and one answer was an American invention from the mid 1930s.

Image © Independent News and Media PLC. Via British Newspaper ArchiveThe parking meter was the brainchild of Gerald A. Hale and Professor H.G. Thuesen of Oklahoma State University, and though the UK was slow to catch on (23 years slow to be precise), when it finally did — it did so with gusto. On 10 July 1958, Britain's first parking meters made their appearance, fittingly enough, in front of the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square. (Presumably staged) pictures showed a policeman mansplaining a meter to a young woman.

It was part of a trial scheme by Westminster City Council that saw a slew of meters installed in the north-west district of Mayfair, bounded by New Bond Street, Oxford Street and Park Lane. To park for an hour cost six old pence. For two, it cost a shilling. All very reasonable, although if you left your car over the allotted time, you were charged 10 shillings. "Within a few minutes of the meters scheme operating," wrote the Evening Telegraph, "attendants were attaching blue forms to the cars of erring motorists." And thus Londoners met their new nemesis: the traffic warden.

The response to the meters was mixed. The Chairman of the Car Parking Committee deemed the experiment a success, although admitted drivers had been confused by thinking they were no longer allowed to pull to the curb to pick up or drop off. Country Life magazine (and you're right, that is a strange title to be opining on parking in London), argued that that the allotted parking spaces were far too big for many cars, and that the scheme was "basically repressive". Another reporter from Belfast noted that drivers were simply avoiding the streets with meters on them, and instead, crowding onto nearby streets without them. Thieves breaking into the cash boxes were to become a blight for councils, too.

The parking meter's days in London are numbered. Image: Ravi Kotecha via creative commonsNevertheless, the idea took off in a big way. By the end of 1961, central London alone had 10,600 of the machines, while places further out like Woolwich and Croydon were investing in them too. "Parking meters have made a large contribution towards solving the traffic problems of central London," declared Ernest Marples, the Minister of Transport, as the scheme was rolled out nationwide. And without the introduction of the parking meter, of course, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band wouldn't be the same album:

Parking in London these days costs slightly more than six pence an hour — indeed it's a regular cash cow for money-strapped councils. But the meter is on its way out. In 2007, Westminster City Council ripped out 2,000 cash-operated meters. Most of London's councils are now getting rid of the card payment parking machines too. With the emergence of digital parking apps from the likes of RingGo — not to mention the fact cars themselves are gradually being nudged out of central London by the likes of ULEZ and the congestion charge — there will come a day soon when a parking meter is cussed at for the very final time.

There's a great Getty photo of the parking meters in action here.

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Dancing 'Til Dusk: London's Daytime Clubbing EventsFor "those who still want to rock hard... yet still be home well before Match of the Day".

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Club de Fromage now offers daytime as well as evening partiesYou only have to open a newspaper* these days to see a headline about the decline in London's nightlife — pubs and bars shutting at a saddening rate, legendary nightlife hotspots closing for good, music venues unsure of how long they'll be able to continue.

But what if, and bear with us here, it's because the cool kids know that the party now happens in the daytime instead?

Since lockdown, we've noticed a steady increase in opportunities to go clubbing/partying in London during the day, or earlier in the evening, rather than staying up until the small hours. New events have been born, and longstanding events have started offering occasional daytime events, so you can enjoy your usual night out, but still be home at a reasonable hour.

It's not just for more mature clubbers though — if anything, it's opened up London's 'night' life to a whole new audience, such as people living beyond the capital who previously faced the choice of cutting the night short at its peak to catch the last train home, or forking out for a pricey hotel room.

Here's where to look to plan your next day/evening out, and still be home in bed at a reasonable hour:

Before Midnight by Annie Mac

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Leading the charge into the early evening spotlight was former BBC radio DJ Annie Mac. In April 2021, she announced her new club night, Before Midnight, saying "Nightclubbing is not designed for people who need sleep. So I’m shifting the time parameters forwards, and bringing you a fully authentic clubbing experience that starts at 7pm and ends at the strike of midnight".

It's the same as a typical nightclub in every way, except for the hours — it's lights up at midnight, rather than having to wait until the small hours for your favourite DJ to take to the decks.

Dates are still few and far between, and take place at venues all over the country. Keep an eye on the website or follow Annie Mac on social media for updates — the events tend to sell out every time.

Day Fever by Vicky McClure

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Another celeb-backed event is Day Fever, introduced by actor Vicky McClure in late 2023 as "a daytime disco for grown ups who never grew up", and plugged by the likes of Zoe Ball and Jeremy Vine on their respective radio shows.

Rock band Reverend and the Makers DJ'd the inaugural event in Sheffield, and that's been followed by events in other cities including Leeds, Nottingham, Manchester, Glasgow and of course, London: so far, two events have taken place at HERE at Outernet.

Day Fever events tend to take place 3pm-8pm with DJs playing music spanning the years 1975-1995 — think Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Michael Jackson, Queen, Neil Diamond... "A wedding reception without the wedding," is how it's self-described, with singing and dancing along very much encouraged. There is no strict age limit (other than 18+), but the organisers suggest it best suits anyone age 30+.

Tickets for this one are in SERIOUS demand — according to McClure, there were 2,000 people on a waiting list for tickets to events in London in early 2024. You'll need to register on the website to even be in with a chance of getting tickets when they go on sale.

Club de Fromage daytime partiesClub de Fromage is a legendary pop party at the O2 Academy Islington every Saturday evening, 10.30pm-3.30am... and now occasionally on Saturday afternoons at The Scala too. The second Club de Fromage Daytime Party took place in April 2024, for "those who still want to rock hard (not via some celebrity ‘playlist’) and just forget about the world for a few hours, yet still be home well before Match of the Day".

There's a strict over-30s policy at the daytime events. But other than that, it's pretty much the same deal as the late-night shenanigans: pop, rock, disco and indie tunes and a few dance tracks, along with sing-alongs, balloons, hula competitions, dance-offs and all manner of other entertainment for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.

Keep an eye on the Club de Fromage website for upcoming events — we're told that the Daytime Parties are due to become a more regular occurrence.

Age Against the Machine daytime partiesRun by the same team as Club de Fromage, Age Against The Machine (previously known as Coffin Dodgers' Disco) began around 11 years ago, offering regular clubbing nights for over-30s at The Phoenix on Cavendish Square. It's now branched out into daytime parties at other venues, which are strictly for over-40s, usually running 3pm-7pm, with both events playing floor fillers encompassing pop, indie, disco, rock n roll, ska, soul, rock and funk.

Swiftogeddon Early ShowsSwiftogeddon now runs a few Early Shows each year. Image: SwiftogeddonWe're HUGE fans of Swiftogeddon, the Taylor Swift club night, but honestly, those 11pm-3am stints at Troxy were starting to take a toll on our 30+ year old selves. So we were thrilled when they introduced occasional early shows, running at a much more civilised 7pm-11pm. They kicked off at the event's summer venue, Between the Bridges in 2023, and have held a couple at Troxy too. Sign up to the mailing list, or keep an eye on Swiftogeddon social media for upcoming shows.

Afternoon Parties at The RoxySoho nightclub The Roxy runs a whole series of Afternoon Parties — events for over-30s, running 3pm-7pm on selected Saturdays, with different themes/music genres/decades each time. Events take place in the venue's basement, and the lights are dimmed and flashing lights switched on to replicate the hardcore clubbing experience.

See upcoming Afternoon Parties.

Big Fish Little Fish family ravesThe teeniest of boppers are welcome at Big Fish Little Fish.The above events are all for adults, but what about hardcore ravers who see no reason to change their ways just because they've had children? Enter Big Fish Little Fish family raves, which offer the best of both worlds for adults and kids to enjoy together.

Renowned DJs whom you might know from London's grown-up club circuit play club classics — it's NOT a children's party or disco, but has a music policy designed to provide an authentic clubbing experience in a family-friendly environment. That said, there's plenty to keep kids entertained on and off the dancefloor, with giant balloons, glitter cannons, bubble and snow machines, craft and play areas, a chill-out space for the very youngest boppers and face painting, though specifics vary from event to event. There's often a fancy dress theme, too.

BFLF events take place at various locations across London, including museums, festivals, markets and regular night club venues.

Check the Big Fish Little Fish website for upcoming dates and tickets.


*Yes, we're showing our age. But then, we're the sort of people to go clubbing at 3pm, so what do you expect?

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Three-car 1960 stock train emerging from the Grange Hill Tunnel in May 1990.A new book captures key moments in the tube's history from the 60s to the 90s.

When we think of the history of London Underground, it's often of the first 50 years or so, when most of the lines were first scooped out or tunnelled. But, as a new book reveals, plenty of change was afoot during the second half of the 20th century.

The short-lived Charing Cross Jubilee line station sees a 1972 Mk II train awaiting departure. The overrun tunnels extended most of the way to Aldwych for the intended continuation to Fleet Street and beyond.London Underground 1967-99 by John Glover is a handsome collection of 180 photographs, taken by the author over three decades. Glover's lens captures the changes to rolling stock and station design, and the numerous experiments with livery and branding that were trialled over this period.

On 1959 stock trains, guards were positioned at the front of the last coach. A smartly turned-out individual is seen here at Borough on the final day these trains were used before withdrawal. The date is 27 January 2000.We witness the early days of the Victoria line, the withdrawal of services out into the Home Counties, the retirement of train guards, the gradual upgrading of rolling stock, and the coming of the Jubilee line extension.

A southbound train to Morden of 1959 stock arrives at the un-rebuilt Angel in March 1987. Access to the platform was then available only by stairs from the northern end – seen here. The only remaining examples of such a layout with a narrow island platform are at Clapham North and Clapham Common. Those who remember the period will find nostalgia-inducing details on every page. Those who are too young, or too new to London will find many surprises. Who knew that Moorgate was open to the elements until relatively recently, or that trains occasionally carried advertising along their whole length?

The Moorgate/Barbican area needed total reconstruction in the post-war era. This included straightening the 500 metres of railway between those stations, crucial for the Barbican development. This view shows Moorgate station in 1967. It was yet to be built over and shows an A stock train to Uxbridge and a Class 31 locomotive on a Great Northern Widened Lines service.Photo books of the tube are common enough, but this one stands out from the crowd by capturing elements from the network's recent history that are often overlooked.

The East London line was chosen to experiment with alternative livery to ward of a problem with graffiti. This red, white and blue A stock is being shown off at New Cross on 3 May 1990.The interior of the 1983 stock, taken at Dollis Hill on 28 December 1996. Further use was sought for the stock when withdrawn, but to no avail. The single doors were a major stumbling block; if they were to be converted to a double-door layout, the cost would be such that new trains would be only marginally more expensive.The Metropolitan Railway continued to the rural outpost of Verney Junction, 50.5 miles from Baker Street, where it met the one-time Oxford to Cambridge line of British Railways. The Metropolitan became part of London Transport in 1933 and this appendage was closed, without delay, in 1936. Built as a double-track railway, this is a 1994 view along a former cutting.The 1938 stock continued to provide passenger services on the Bakerloo line until the 1980s. Here, one such train is arriving on the southbound line at West Hampstead in 1977. Remarkably, the last of these venerable trains was still providing commercial services on the Isle of Wight until 2021.This C stock train is at Barbican in March 1998. It is bedecked with Yellow Pages advertising. Such overall advertising on Underground trains was only used in a few instances and is no longer being applied.London Underground 1967-99 by John Glover is out now from Amberley Publishing. (Link to bookshop.org supports independent bookshops and may earn us a small commission.)

All images (c) John Glover. Captions adapted from printed version.

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Hitler was an on-off fixture at Madame Tussauds since 1933, but was finally deposed in 2016. Image: Michael Welsing via creative commonsIn a Baker Street basement, at the height of the Blitz, Adolf Hitler was enjoying a shampoo.

Not the real McCoy, of course, but his waxwork likeness. Madame Tussauds suffered a direct hit from Nazi bombs in December 1940, destroying the cinema and 352 head moulds. Hitler's own head was merely soiled from the dust clouds, and he was duly fixed up. But what was he doing in Madame Tussauds in wartime London in the first place?

Hitler on show in a rogue's gallery at Madame Tussauds in 1936. © Reach PLC via the British Newspaper ArchiveHitler's waxwork first appeared in London's Madame Tussauds when he became Chancellor of Germany in 1933. British attitudes towards Hitler and the Nazis were still mixed then; this was a time when planes with swastikas on their tails were still buzzing in and out of Croydon Airport. Even in February 1939, Madame Tussauds was running ads in the Daily Mirror, encouraging Londoners to go and see the man who — in a year and a half — would be dropping bombs on them:

An advert from 1939. © Reach PLC via the British Newspaper ArchiveBut one group of visitors was less than impressed with the Führer's cameo. In May 1933, three young men — Gerald Bradley, Don Irving and Hugh Slater — poured red paint over Hitler's head, and hung a sign around his neck: "Hitler — the mass murderer." A Madame Tussauds employee, Mrs Burton, told the press: "The paint had spilled in such a realistic way that it looked as though Hitler had a deep gash on the crown of his head." One newspaper reported: "the damage to the Nazi uniform alone was about £10." A scuffle ensued between the paint-pourers and staff, which spilled out onto the street. There were similar scenes in the courtroom, where the young defendants shouted in unison: "Down with Hitler, down with fascism," leading to a literal pile-on of policemen. Comparisons with the Colston Four are perhaps inevitable, the difference being that they were found not guilty of criminal damage, while the three men at Tussauds (plus a young woman who aided and betted them) were.

Hitler after his paint job. © Reach PLC via the British Newspaper ArchiveThis was just one of the protests against Hitler, and the London waxwork had to be replaced outright in 1936, after repeated vandalism. You'd have thought at least once the war was over, Hitler and Co would have been ousted from the London tourist attraction altogether, but not so. In June 1946, the London Daily News published a fascinating vignette, depicting visitors shuffling past a group of waxen war lords — Goering, Hess, Ribbentrop, Rommel and Goebbels — positioned in an isolated alcove on the topmost landing. In the centre of them was Hitler. The overheard remarks are priceless:

"They're horribly lifelike aren't they?"
"I'd like to stamp on 'is foot."
"They don't look as big as I thought they'd be."
"Why aren't they in the Chamber of 'Orrors?"
"Crummy bunch."
"Let's go, Bill."

No Putin in Tussauds, but you will find one in a central London pub. Kind of. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistIn fact, Hitler continued to be an on-and-off fixture of Madame Tussauds for many decades — sometimes stuck next to nemesis Winston Churchill, and eventually demoted to the Chamber of Horrors 'Orrors. Whether Hitler's likeness should have ever been on display is contentious — amid reports of tourists regularly posing for pictures with Hitler, pulling Nazi salutes, and even 'Heil Hitlering' — the Jewish Journal wrote a damning letter of complaint and Madame Tussauds London finally got rid of their Hitler in 2016.

Speaking of ruthless dictators, in 2022, when Russia waged war on Ukraine, a number of Putins around the world were boxed up. But Madame Tussauds London had already taken down its Putin several years before, as part of general rotation. The Telegraph reported you could still see a Putin in Bangkok's Madame Tussauds, which looked "distinctly like Andrew Marr lost in his garden".

So no Putin in London then. Although. If you head upstairs at the Sherlock Holmes pub in London's Northumberland Avenue, you will discover a mannequin of Conan Doyle's hero which looks remarkably like the Russian tyrant.

Researched with help from the brilliant British Newspaper Archive

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Tony Manero was really a Mod from the Goldhawk Road called Chris. Images: public domain/David Howard via creative commonsIt's a quintessential slice of Noo Yoik: John Travolta strutting down a grimy Brooklyn street in brogues and leather jacket, munching a double helping of Lenny's pizza while the L train clunks by and the Bee Gees squeal Stayin' Alive.

Now make that street the Goldhawk Road, and turn the train into a Circle line service bound for Hammersmith. After all, Saturday Night Fever — a hit 1977 film only rivalled that year by Star Wars — was really set in Shepherd's Bush, London. Sort of. Allow us to explain.

The year before Saturday Night Fever was released, NYC's disco scene was reaching boiling point. Disco Inferno by the Trammps was all over the airwaves. Flares and massive collars were in. Studio 54 was about to become the most famous club in the world. A British music journalist, Nik Cohn, was commissioned to write a piece on New York's disco subculture — an emerging scene among the city's working class communities — for New York magazine. He came up with Tribal Rites of the New Saturday Night — a plucky piece of journalism profiling a disco-obsessed American-Italian 18-year-old named Vincent: "He owned fourteen floral shirts, five suits, eight pairs of shoes, three overcoats, and had appeared on American Bandstand." The piece was an instant success and Cohn sold the film rights in a flash. A young man called John Travolta was signed up for the lead role (the name changed from Vincent to Tony Manero) and the rest was history.

Saturday Night Fever wouldn't have been quite the same with Tony Manero strutting across Shepherd's Bush Green. Image: Chmee2 via creative commonsBut something was eating away at Cohn, and two decades after the film premiered, he came clean in the most spectacular way. Vincent, he admitted, had never existed. Others in the piece — Lisa, Billy, John James, Lorraine and Donna — were made up too. Despite the fact Cohn had prefaced Tribal Rites... "Everything described in this article is factual and was either witnessed by me or told to me directly by the people involved", the young journo had quickly realised he'd bitten off more than he could chew. As the Guardian wrote in 2016, stepping out of a cab at the 2001 Odyssey disco club in Brooklyn, Cohn had witnessed a brawl then had someone throw up down his trouser leg. This isn't really my scene, thought Cohn, got back in the cab, and drove off.

"He's basically made Vincent up," says Tom Holland in an episode of The Rest Is History podcast, where we discovered this nugget of trivia, "he's based him on a Mod he knew in Shepherd's Bush — a one-time king of Goldhawk Road." That Mod was a person called Chris who Cohn had got to know a bit in 1965. The original Tony Manero wasn't consumed by glitter balls and Donna Summer but motorbikes and the Small Faces. By adapting Chris' debauched tales of swigging from whisky bottles, violent bust-ups and back seat fumbles, Cohn projected 1960s Shepherd's Bush onto the canvas of 1970s Brooklyn — and came up with the blueprint for the gritty film that would scoop an initial $85 million at the box office.

But Tony Manero wasn't all Chris: The night Cohn had had his trousers vomited on, he'd spotted "a figure in flared crimson pants and a black body shirt standing in the doorway" of the 2001 Odyssey Club. We wonder if he ever knew he'd been sloshed together with a bloke from Shepherd's Bush, to create an iconic film character.

Anyway, next time you find yourself walking down the Goldhawk Road or across Shepherd's Bush Green, and automatically start strutting like cock of the walk, you'll know why.

We found this nugget of trivia out on the unimpeachable The Rest Is History podcast, specifically this one — and there's more on this story in this 2016 Guardian article.

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The National Gallery stays open late every Friday. Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistFriday: The weekend's so close, you can practically taste it. But in the meantime, keep yourself busy with this little lot:

MORNING WALKING GROUP: Early bird? Start your Friday with the morning walking group at Poplar Union. It's run by local residents, and meets at 7.30am for a circular stroll, ending with coffee together at E14 Poplar Bakehouse. FREE, every Friday

LAMBETH PALACE GARDENS: If you're reading this in the summer, check out the schedule for upcoming garden open days at Lambeth Palace. One Friday a month between spring and autumn, the usually-private gardens are open to the public, raising money for an elected charity. Read about our visit for an idea of what to expect. Monthly, in summer

GLOBE THEATRE £5 RUSH: One of our favourite London 'hacks' is the £5 Rush at Shakespeare's Globe. Every Friday at 11am, a limited number of tickets for performances at the theatre are released, priced at just a fiver each. They're always 'groundling' (standing) tickets, and the performances themselves aren't always on a Friday — tickets are usually available for various days over the coming week. Every Friday

Make the most of the Shakespeare's Globe £5 Rush. Photo: Globe Theatre/David JensenLIVE AT LUNCH: Head to the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden on Friday lunchtime for Live at Lunch, a series of free concerts and performances by Royal Opera House and guest artists. The programme isn't announced until you get there, but it's a great way to see inside the magnificent building for free. Every Friday. In selected summer months, Opera Holland Park also offers free Friday lunchtime performances, in the open-air on the park steps outside its pop-up venue.

FREE LUNCHTIME LECTURES: Chelsea's National Army Museum puts on an impressive programme of talks and workshops, particularly on Fridays when there's usually a free lunchtime lecture. Subject matter and speakers vary: sometimes one of the museum's own curators or experts focuses on a specific area of the Armed Forces, and other times, authors give a talk about their book or research. Even better, there's usually the option to watch in the museum itself, or online via livestream. Every Friday

HAPPY HOUR: The Latymers pub in Hammersmith holds its happy hour on a Friday, offering 20% off all cocktails between 4pm and 8pm. Every Friday

Always Be Comedy is a good shout for Friday fun — but book in advance. Image: James GillLONDON CEILIDH CLUB: Get your dancing shoes on and make for Cecil Sharp House in Camden, where the London Ceilidh Club takes place every Friday evening. It's open to beginners and experienced dancers, with a caller to guide you through the steps of the traditional Scottish dance, accompanied by a live band. Every Friday

COMEDY: It's not that tough to find great comedy in London on a Friday. May we suggest:

  • The Boat Show at Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment
  • The Friday Night Show at Up The Creek, Greenwich
  • Always Be Comedy at the Tommyfield, Kennington
  • NewsRevue at the Canal Cafe Theatre, Little Venice
  • The Best in Stand Up at the Comedy Store, Leicester Square

PHOTOGRAPHER'S GALLERY FREEBIE: The Photographer's Gallery near Oxford Circus stays open until 8pm every Friday — and even better, entry is free after 5pm on Fridays only (the rest of the week it'll cost you £8). Still worth booking in advance as that offer makes it quite busy some Fridays. You'll get access to all current exhibitions at the gallery, which is set across five floors of an unassuming former office block. Every Friday

It's happy hour at The Latymers in Hammersmith every Friday. Image: M.S. Meeuwesen/UnsplashNATIONAL GALLERY LATES: Also open late every Friday is the National Gallery, where admission is always free (though be aware that there's a charge for special exhibitions). There are sometimes special events such as live performances in the galleries, or free talks on a certain topic. Otherwise, it's a chance to view the artworks without the usual daytime crowds, perhaps as a budget-friendly date idea, or somewhere a bit different to meet up with friends after work. Every Friday. Worth keeping an eye on Tate Modern too: it stays open late approximately one Friday each month.

FRIDAY NIGHT QUIZ SHOW: Little grey cells still functioning at the end of a long week? Head upstairs in the Colonel Fawcett in Camden for its Friday Night Quiz Show, complete with pop culture trivia, music rounds, shot roulette and other competitions, with prizes to be won. Sells out every week so make sure to book ahead. Every Friday

VIVA CUBA!: Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club celebrates the spirit of Havana, with Viva Cuba! live music evening every Friday night. A selection of bands and DJs perform on rotation, including Jesus Cutino Band, Havana All Stars and Javier Camilo. Every Friday

DRAG QUEEN POWER BALLADS: Fridays are extra flamboyant at the Phoenix Arts Club, as it's Drag Queen Power Ballads night. Vanity von Glow leads the charge, with crashing drums, blazing guitars and some of the best power ballads of all time: think tunes by Aerosmith, Prince, Celine Dion and the like, performed live and extra loud. Every Friday

HIP HOP HOUSE PARTY: Blow off steam at Big Phat Hip Hop House Party, a weekly club night at Queen of Hoxton, taking you through to the early hours of Saturday morning. Resident DJs play through a history of hip hop and RnB, from the beginnings of the genres to present day tunes. Every Friday

ROLLER BOOGIE: Tottenham-based skating venue Roller Nation hosts club night Roller Boogie every Friday night, playing disco classics along with more contemporary hip hop, house, RnB and Afrobeats tunes. No roller skating experience necessary. Age 18+. Every Friday

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The Hungry Caterpillar in Sloane Square proved very popular.The streets of Chelsea and Belgravia are abloom with floral displays right now.

The Chelsea Flower Show is one of the highlights of the London year. But it's also a bit spendy. Happily, the streets of Chelsea and Belgravia put on their own show to coincide with the festival. And it's all 100% free.

A house of cards on Elizabeth Street, BelgraviaChelsea In Bloom (20 to 26 May 2024) and Belgravia in Bloom (20 to 27 May) are easy enough to explain. Numerous shops, cafes and parklets are decorated with fantastic floral arrangements. All you have to do is stroll around and enjoy them. Using your eyes. And perhaps your nose.

Another one from Belgravia.As an added bonus this year, St Mary's church on Bourne Street has its own display, called The Play's the Thing (21-25 May), which is again free to visit.

The floral sculptures are widespread. Sloane Square is a bit of a hub, with a few other creations in the ever-popular Duke of York's Square. The best stuff, though, is perhaps on the southern end of Sloane Street and almost the whole length of King's Road.

Maps can be found on the respective websites. Otherwise, enjoy our pics below, then head out to see them for yourself.

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This year, the Olympics are held in Paris. Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistThe 2024 Olympics take place in Paris, 26 July-11 August, with the Paralympics following on 30 August-8 September. As Paris is only one hour ahead of the UK, the events are scheduled at a decent hour for us Londoners, with many venues in the capital broadcasting the latest action on large screens throughout the competition.

Here's the full Olympics schedule and full Paralympics schedule to help you plan your viewing (and of course, your snack breaks).

Many of the places listed below will likely be screening Wimbledon and the Euro football tournament too — it'll be an eventful summer for sports fans. London's best sports bars are also an excellent bet for keeping up with all the action.

Official Fan Zones at King's Cross, Mayfair and BPS: 26 July-11 AugustTeam GB has announced the opening of several official "Fan Zones", which will screen loads of the action and will be free to enter. Just turn up, any day between the Olympic Opening Ceremony and Closing Ceremony, and you can watch the action on a big screen. (At time of writing, there is no indication the Zones will be retained for the Paralympics.)

In-between the action, you can "enjoy live DJ sets, the chance to try their hand at Olympic-themed activities, and a programme of onstage entertainment, including Q&As and medal celebrations with Team GB’s returning athletes".

The zones will appear in cities across the country, with three in London: Lewis Cubitt Square in King's Cross, Grosvenor Square in Mayfair, and Battersea Power Station.

Olympics and Paralympics screenings at Bishops Square, Spitalfields: 26 July-11 August and 28 August-8 SeptemberLarge screens will be erected on Bishops Square in Spitalfields (just off Brushfield Street) showing the Olympics and Paralympics, with free deckchairs available. Plenty of restaurants, cafes and street food stalls nearby will be doing takeaways.

Lower Marsh, Waterloo: 6 AugustAs part of the Lower Marsh Summer of Sports, the large screen on the Waterloo thoroughfare focuses its attention on the Paris Olympics on Tuesday 6 August, when several of the big Athletics events take place, including the Men's 400m Semi-Final, the Men's 1500m Final and the Women's 200m Final.

Olympics at Summer in the Square, Marylebone: 7-11 AugustWimbledon is a staple of Summer in the Square, but there are also Olympics screenings this yearMarylebone’s free outdoor event Summer in the Square is back for its 10th year. As always, there's a large screen for showing Wimbledon, but this year it's also dabbling in the Olympics for the first time too, at a special Games in the Garden event.

Head to Portman Square Gardens to bag yourself a free deckchair. The Guest Kitchen is a pop-up food space where you can get refreshments from a rotating selection of local restaurants and street food stalls, to enjoy as you watch. It's a family-friendly space, with games and other activities alongside the screenings.

Olympics at Summer Screens in Canary WharfThe annual (free!) Summer Screens pop-up in Canary Wharf always screens Wimbledon, a selection of films, and other major sporting events. For summer 2024, that includes the Paris Olympics and Paralympics. Take along a picnic blanket, stock up on snacks, and bag yourself a free spot to watch the action. Keep an eye on the website for details of which events are being shown.

Watch the Olympics at Summer by the RiverFree outdoor festival Summer by the River is showing the Olympics for free on a large screen at The Scoop (the sunken area with steps for sitting on). Full details of screenings are TBC, but there are pop-up bars and street food stalls dotted around the festival to keep you fed and watered while you watch those feats of athletic strength.

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The FA Cup Final is intimately associated with Wembley... but it's not always been that way.

"Welcome to Crystal Palace, the Home of English Football". It's a sign the Crystal Palace Park Trust could quite legitimately place at the entrance to that marvellous green space. For 20 years, crowds surpassing 100,000 people would flock here to watch the men's FA Cup Final. It's part of London's pre-Wembley footballing history that's been largely forgotten.

A dozen or so grounds have had the honour of hosting the world's greatest club fixture. Five of them are, or were, in London... and only one of them was a club ground. Here, then, is our potted guide to the Cup Final venues of London.

The five venues in London to host men's FA Cup finals. Image: Matt Brown1. Kennington Oval (1872...)The first ever FA Cup final, in 1872, was contested by Wanderers and Royal Engineers, neither of whom ever troubled your childhood Panini sticker albums. Wanderers had their roots in Leytonstone, but lacked a home ground, hence their peripatetic name. The Royal Engineers were also named literally, and comprised a pack of sappers from Chatham.

The Kennington Oval was chosen as the venue for both the semi-finals and the final. It's today noted for cricket but originally supported a broader sports programme. The first (disputed) international football match in the world had been played here in 1870 between England and Scotland, and the Oval was a natural choice to host the first FA Cup final. Wanderers won 1-0. The only goal was scored by Morton Betts who, appropriately, was also a noted cricketer.

Kennington Oval would go on to host the Cup Final 19 times (or 21 including replays). After Wembley, it's the most oft-used venue for the event, though it's not had a look-in since 1892.

  1. Lillie Bridge (1873)The Lillie Bridge sports ground on the 1888 Charles Booth poverty map. Image: public domainThe second Cup Final went north of the river, specifically to the Lillie Bridge sports ground. This long-vanished open space was just over the railway tracks from Brompton Cemetery. By 1873 it had made a name for itself as a venue for all kinds of sport, including bicycle racing, football, cricket, wrestling and even hot-air ballooning, which seems a bit reckless next to a railway line, but that's the Victorians for you.

Under the rules of the time, Wanderers — the cup holders from the debut tournament — could sit out the knockout stages. They only had to turn up for the final, to defend their title. They also got to choose the venue. Lillie Bridge was their pick, and Wanderers were once again triumphant, beating Oxford University 2-1. This is the only FA Cup Final ever to kick off in the morning. The timing was to avoid the University Boat Race later that day, which Oxford also lost.

Lillie Bridge never hosted another Cup Final. It was destroyed in 1888 by rioters, angry at an athletics cancellation. Today the site is covered by a modern development, with "No Ball Games" notices on its central lawn.

  1. Crystal Palace Park (1895...)The next 20 years or so saw most finals played in Kennington, with occasional excursions north to Derby, Manchester and Liverpool. The next new London venue came in 1895 with the first final to be held in Crystal Palace Park.

The Football Association were keen to keep things in London. Though many northern teams had larger grounds than anything in the capital, it was felt, somewhat snobbishly, that these grounds lacked the prestige that a London final would bring. Crystal Palace Park was chosen, as a well-known place of entertainment and spectacle ever since the namesake glass building had been erected there more than 40 years before. It was also roomy. Some finals here drew crowds of over 100,000.

A panoramic view of the 1905 final in Crystal Palace Park. Image: Public domainThe first final at Crystal Palace saw Aston Villa beat West Bromwich Albion by a single goal, but is one that will forever be remembered in the history books. Bob Chatt's "Crystal Palace Thunderbolt" hit the back of the net after just 30 seconds, the fastest goal in FA Cup final history until 2009.

Despite being something of a trek for northern teams, Crystal Palace proved a popular venue and continued to host the Cup Final for many years to come. The last occasion was Burnley's 1-0 defeat of Liverpool in 1914, watched for the first time by a reigning monarch, George V. But storm clouds were gathering...

  1. Stamford Bridge (1920...)Crystal Palace might have continued to host the Cup Final indefinitely were it not for the first world war. For the 1915 final, the action returned north to Old Trafford, as the Palace grounds were being used for military logistics. The next three tournaments were cancelled altogether. When a shaken nation returned to the game with the 1919-20 season, Crystal Palace's trustees were reluctant to host. The FA chose Chelsea's ground of Stamford Bridge, as the London stadium best equipped to deal with the large crowds.

The final, a 1-0 win for Villa over Huddersfield, was a success, though commentators lamented the lack of atmosphere compared to the established home of Crystal Palace. Talk was turning to the prospects of securing a national stadium for the sport. And it wouldn't be long in coming. Stamford Bridge would hold three successive finals before the action moved to...

  1. Wembley (1923...)Image: Matt BrownThe original Wembley Stadium was built to support the British Empire Exhibition of 1924, but it was ready to host events a year before that. The very first public spectacle was the 1923 FA Cup Final between Bolton Wanderers and West Ham Utd. Bolton would win 2-0, but that debut Wembley final is remembered for other reasons.

By this time, the FA Cup Final was firmly established as the most popular event in the sporting calendar. The allure of watching in a brand new stadium proved irresistible, and exceptionally large crowds showed up. Perhaps as many as 300,000 people crowded into the park, against an official capacity of 125,000. The pitch was flooded with spectators.

Somehow, the police managed to regain control. The hoards were coaxed back behind the perimeter without serious injury. The pictures from that day are completely nuts, but one in particular stood out:

Image: Public domainHere we see 'Billy' the police horse, appearing stark white (though he was actually grey) in contrast to the sea of darkly-clad supporters. The match became known as the White Horse Final because of this incident.

It was a moment that had after-effects for the local geography. In 2005, a rebuilt railway bridge was named the White Horse Bridge in commemoration of Billy.

White Horse Bridge with Wembley arch behind. Image: Matt BrownWembley's stadium was originally to be demolished after the British Empire Exhibition, but good sense prevailed and it was saved and shored up to become the home of English football. It would host every single men's FA Cup Final for the rest of the 20th century, with the exception of 1970, when Old Trafford handled the replay of a drawn Wembley fixture between Chelsea and Leeds.

Chelsea won that one, and they would also become the last team to win an FA Cup at the old Wembley, beating Villa 1-0 in 2000. The stadium was then demolished and rebuilt from scratch. This huge undertaking removed the men's Cup Final from London for six years, with Cardiff's Millennium Stadium making a fine replacement. Since 2007 (another one won by Chelsea), all men's finals have been played at the new Wembley.

What about the Women's FA Cup?All of the above relates to the men's game. If we extend the list to include the Women's FA Cup, then many more venues come into play. The first final was contested in 1971 between Southampton and Scottish team Stewarton Thistle. In a wonderful bit of continuity, this was played at the Crystal Palace National Sports Centre, rekindling the site's historic links to the men's tournament.

Since then, numerous other London grounds have hosted. Here's the full list:

1971: Crystal Palace National Sports Centre
1977: Champion Hill (Dulwich Hamlet's ground)
1980: Enfield Town
1982, 2004: Loftus Road (QPR)
1985: Craven Cottage (Fulham FC)
1996, 2006: The New Den (Millwall FC)
1997, 2005: Upton Park (West Ham FC)
1999: The Valley (Charlton Athletic)
2001-03: Selhurst Park (Crystal Palace FC)
2015-current: Wembley Stadium.

The women's game has grown in popularity to the point where only the national stadium can handle the demand.

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All weekendFoodies Festival is at Syon Park all weekendBANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND: It's a three-day weekend for many, so take a look at our guide to spending a bank holiday weekend in London, and get planning to make the most of it.

PHOTO INDEPENDENT: American fine art aerial photographer Donn Delson is one of seven LA-
based photographers showing work at Photo Independent's exhibition, Visions Unbound: A Photographic Journey Through American Eyes at Cromwell Place until Sunday. *21-26 May*

MCM COMIC CON: Dust off your cape — MCM Comic Con is back at ExCeL London. Highlights include guest stars such as Ted Lasso actors Cristo Fernandez and Billy Harris, sword combat demonstrations, Korean calligraphy workshops, Nerd Bingo, plus a programme of talks and more. 24-26 May

Princess Diana: Accredited Access Exhibition opens in east London. Credit: Anwar HusseinDUNKIRK AT THE DOCKS: Wapping's St Katharine Docks hosts the Dunkirk at the Docks classic boat festival, with a number of the vessels which were involved in the 1940 Dunkirk evacuation mooring up for the weekend. Admire the boats (many prettily dressed in bunting), learn more about the part they played in the second world war, chat to owners, and maybe even step aboard one or two. FREE, 24-26 May

BIRDS: BRILLIANT AND BIZARRE: The next big exhibition at the Natural History Museum takes flight, giving us a closer look at the only surviving dinosaurs. Birds: Brilliant and Bizarre delves into the world of birds, looking at how different species have evolved to survive, and how the way we live is affecting them. 24 May-26 January

FOODIES FESTIVAL: Head to Syon Park for Foodies Festival, a three-day celebration of all things edible (and quaffable), with a generous side of live music. Sister Sledge, Blue and Symphonic Ibiza are among the performers, with live demos by celebrity chefs, street food and artisan markets, kids' cookery sessions, pop-up bars and more. 25-27 May

Be among the first to see Birds: Brilliant and Bizarre. Images © Trustees of the Natural History MuseumPRINCESS DIANA: New exhibition Princess Diana: Accredited Access Exhibition opens at Dockside Vaults in St Katharine Docks. Royal photographers Anwar Hussein and his sons Samir and Zak share their photographs of Diana and her family, paired with first-hand accounts of the stories behind each moment, told via an audio guide. 25 May-September

WEST LONDON IN BLOOM: No ticket for the Chelsea Flower Show? No problem — two other (free!) floral festivals take place in the area simultaneously. Chelsea in Bloom (until 26 May) and Belgravia in Bloom (until 27 May) both see large-scale installations such as sculpture, arches and scenes, made entirely from flowers installed in public spaces, shops, restaurants and the like. They're free to visit and close enough that you can tick off both in one day if you're willing to put some steps.

HALF TERM: For most London schools, May half term begins this weekend. Take a look at our guide to half term events in London, spanning family-friendly exhibitions and theatre shows, and some free things to do too.

Saturday 25 MayCrystal Palace Beer Festival takes place at Selhurst ParkTHE TACOVER: Apparently London's only taco festival, The Tacover comes to Signature Brew in Walthamstow. Held in association with the Mexican embassy, the foodie event champions authentic Mexican owned brands from across the UK, with 30 taco vendors (including vegan and Halal options) present at four sessions across two days. 25-26 May

CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW: The Royal Hospital Chelsea is taken over by all manner of flora for the Chelsea Flower Show, a highlight of the gardening calendar, which wraps up today. See cutting-edge garden design, discover new plants and trends, and take home a wheelbarrow of flowers/tools/inspiration — particularly on this final day, when the plants from the display gardens are sold off. 8am-5.30pm

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: The King's Festival of Artificial Intelligence brings together a range of experts to cover the latest developments in AI via talks, panel discussions, films, demos and workshops. Today there's a Family Zone, designed for children aged 4-12, covering topics including using AI to drive cars, and building a robot using recycled materials. FREE, 11am-4pm

Dunkirk at the Docks takes place all weekend. Image: St Katharine DocksVINTAGE FURNITURE MARKET: Judy's Vintage Furniture and Flea Market is at Leadenhall Market, the first in a series of pop-up shopping events taking place at the venue this summer. Browse furniture from the mid-century onwards, alongside fashion from the 1920s-2010s. 12pm-5pm

*WIDE AWAKE: Young Fathers, Slowdive, King Lizard and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are among dozens of acts taking to the stage in Brockwell Park for Wide Awake - a one-day festival of indie/electro/alternative sounds. 12pm-10.30pm*

CRYSTAL PALACE BEER FESTIVAL: Kicking off the celebrations to mark 100 years of football at Selhurst Park, the Crystal Palace Beer Festival is back with 100 different beers and live entertainment. Sample a huge variety of beers from your free, limited edition beer glass alongside several food options, while you enjoy live entertainment, or watch the FA Cup final on large screens around the stadium. 12.30pm

TEA-QUILA: Mr Fogg's Residence in Mayfair launches a new Mexican-themed Tea-Quila Party event. Enjoy two Patrón Tequila cocktails and sippers, bottomless savoury empanadas, live entertainment and a DJ across three hours, including Mexican burlesque acts. 1pm

SOAPBOX SCIENCE: Soapbox Science is an initiative promoting women and non-binary scientists and the work they do. Their events are a chance to chat to real scientists, including at South Bank (near the OXO Tower) today. 12 scientists from several disciplines take to their soapbox to share their research, and get the public excited about science — from cancer research to conservation. FREE, 1pm-4pm

Get the lowdown on the latest research at Soapbox Science © ZSLFAMILY CONCERT: Wigmore Hall offers a family concert, aimed at 3-7 year olds and their families. It's an interactive event, with singalongs to well-known stories such as the Three Little Pigs and the Grand Old Duke of York. 2pm

FAMILY RAVE: Big Fish Little Fish hold one of their legendary family raves, in the Horniman Museum's gardens. There's a flower power theme, and DJs Aphrodite and Aston Harvey play club classics while craft activities, face painting, hula-hooping and the like keep everyone entertained. 2pm-6pm

FA CUP FINAL: It's FA Cup Final day, with Manchester City taking on Manchester United at Wembley. No ticket to the match? No problem — bag yourself a seat at one of London's best pubs and bars for watching football. Just be aware they'll likely be very busy today, so you'll need to get there early for a good spot. K/O 3pm

FROMAGE DAYTIME PARTY: Pop night Club de Fromage hosts a daytime party, strictly for over-30s. Head to The Scala for an afternoon of pop, rock, disco and indie tunes and a few dance tracks, along with balloons, confetti and everything else you get at a usual Club de Fromage party. 3pm-7pm

THE GAME CHANGER: Harlequins Rugby Club's women's team takes on the Bristol Bears in an event known as the Game Changer in Twickenham. It's a family-friendly event, with entertainment and activities to help you make the most of it, including games, mascots, face painting and food and drink stalls. K/O 3.05pm

ANCIENT ECOSYSTEMS: Palaeobiologist Thomas Halliday is at the Royal Institution to give a talk about ancient ecosystems through time. Hear about the mammoth steppe of Ice Age Alaska, the rainforests of Eocene Antarctica, and the terrain of Ediacaran Australia, as told through fossil discoveries. 7pm-8.30pm

INDIANA JONES: Watch 1981 action film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark on a large screen at the Royal Albert Hall, while the London Symphony Orchestra plays John Williams' accompanying score live. 7.30pm (repeated tomorrow)

Sunday 26 MayCycle traffic-free streets on the FreeCycle. Image: Jed Leicester for London Marathon EventsRIDE LONDON: This year's RideLondon is routed through Essex once again, beginning at Victoria Embankment and heading out to Braintree, before returning to the finish line at Tower Bridge. Be aware of road closures across the capital and beyond today. Simultaneously, the FreeCycle takes place, when Londoners are invited to ride around the streets while they're free of traffic — it's family-friendly, and open to riders of all abilities. FREE, from 10am

STRAWBERRY HILL TOUR: Strawberry Hill librarian and guide Carole Tucker offers a tour of the garden. Begin with a private view of two nature-themed paintings by Dutch artist, Jan van Huysum, before visiting the garden to see how the estate's architect Horace Walpole combined architecture, sculpture, poetry and painting. 10.30am-12pm

GREENWICH DOG SHOW: For the second time, the grounds of the Old Royal Naval College host the Greenwich Dog Show. All dogs are welcome, with categories such as best rescue dog, best celebrity lookalike, best trick and waggiest tail to compete in. There's a food market and stalls selling dog-centric items too. 11am-4.30pm

80S BRUNCH: Spandau Ballet/Eastenders star Martin Kemp plays a headline DJ set at The Fable's Back to the '80s brunch. The City venue serves a two-course brunch while Kemp plays synth-pop tunes and rock ballads. Dishes include fried chicken and waffle, shakshuka flatbread, and fish and chips. 12pm-5pm

Martin Kemp headlines at The FableCUTTY SARK COMEDY: Helen Bauer headlines Cutty Sark Comedy, a night of laughs taking place in the lower hold of the tea clipper which is drydocked in Greenwich. Also performing are Sam Coade and Micky Overman. 6.30pm-8.30pm

RED HOT CHILLI PIPERS: Bagpipe band the Red Hot Chilli Pipers take to the stage at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea as part of their 20th anniversary world tour, performing a selection of well-known cover hits including Thunderstruck, Everybody Dance Now, Fix You, Chasing Cars, Don’t Stop Believin' and We Will Rock You. 6.30pm

BATMAN CONCERT: Barbican marks the 35th anniversary of the 1989 film Batman with a special screening, accompanied by a live orchestra performing the score. 7pm

BRENT'S BEST BUILDINGS: Footprints of London guide Rob Smith offers a virtual tour around Brent's best buildings. From the comfort of your own home, get an insight into the architecture of the borough, from Metroland style houses to art deco blocks, the Post Office Research Station at Dollis Hill, Sudbury Town Station, Wembley Arena, Wembley Stadium, and the Shri Swaminarayan Mandir temple. 8pm-9pm

LORD OF THE RINGS: One for night owls: stay up through the night to watch the Lords of the Rings film trilogy at the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square. Extended editions of all three films are shown, taking you through to mid-morning on bank holiday Monday. Age 16+. 11pm-11am

Bank holiday Monday 27 MayThe Greenwich Dog Show takes place on Sunday. Photo: Ed SimmonsSUMMER FETE: Classic fairground games including pinball, hook a duck, and basketball hoops all pitch up at Big Penny Social in Walthamstow for its summer fete, a family-friendly event. 11am-7pm

NEW MUSIC ALL DAYER: For the bargain price of £2.50, you can get entry to the Putney Half Moon's all dayer of new music, featuring boxfresh singer-songwriters, bands, poets, performance artists and more. Acts include City Lake, The Rhodes and The Zeratones. From 2.30pm

ZUMBA: It's Zumba night at the Bedford in Balham. Lose yourself in the rhythms of cumbia, salsa, flamenco, disco, reggaeton and more with instructor Papi. And if you've got a thirst on? Well you're in a pub! 6.45pm-7.30pm

MI CASA: South African musical trio Mi Casa take to the stage at Fabric for a gig of their house and soulful pop music, interwoven with storytelling featuring real-life stories. 7pm-10.30pm

KINGDOM CHOIR: British gospel group The Kingdom Choir — who performed at the Royal wedding in 2018 — celebrate three decades in the music business with a 30th anniversary concert at Barbican, conducted by founder Karen Gibson. 7.30pm

KING GONG: Monthly open mic night King Gong takes place at the Comedy Store, with 30 up-and-coming comedians each given a spot on the stage, and challenged to stay there for five minutes in the face of often brutal feedback from the audience. Three people in the crowd are randomly assigned as judges, and each given a red card — when all three red cards are raised, it's game over. 8pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Check out a visual history of the Soho Housing AssociationThe Soho Housing Association has been providing homes for local people in Soho and central London for half a century. To mark this, a free exhibition — My Home in Soho — is currently on display at its Great Pulteney Street HQ, featuring a curated a timeline of images and newspaper cuttings, along with a neon sign quoting Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities: "The echoing footsteps of years".

Free, until 8 June.

Explore Croydon Urban RoomA area of London obsessed with reinventing itself, Croydon is once again plotting its future. In the town's Whitgift Centre right now, Croydon Urban Room has appeared: it's a space where you can flick through literature on Croydon's history, as well as some of its rebrands — such as when it aimed to be London's 'Third City' — which never saw the light. You can also share your thoughts on what the Croydon of tomorrow should look like, and get involved in various workshops and events taking place over the next one and a half years.

Free, until 2025.

My Home in Soho marks 50 years of the Soho Housing Association.See west London in BloomThe notoriously-pricey Chelsea Flower Show takes place this week, but if your pockets aren't that deep, there are other completely free floral events taking place this week too.

Chelsea in Bloom sees giant floral installations popping up around the area, in public squares and outside shops and restaurants. This year's theme is 'floral feasts', centred around a blooming interpretation of beloved children's book The Very Hungry Caterpillar in Sloane Square. Likewise, neighbouring Belgravia in Bloom has a 'floral fun and games' theme for 2024.

Chelsea in Bloom, 20-26 May. Belgravia in Bloom, 20-27 May. Both free.

Gen up on AI from the expertsOpen to everyone, the free King's Festival of Artificial Intelligence showcases the latest developments in the field of AI and the impact they may have on our lives. Talks, screenings, panel discussions and demos span topics including why AI needs the arts, how AI can assist in healthcare, and whether machines can and should be conscious.

Free, 21-25 May.

Visit Croydon Urban Room to discover about the area's past, and share your thoughts on where it should be headed. Image: LondonistWatch the Lord Mayor's Ride Around The CityRide Around the City sees The Lord Mayor of the City of London Alderman Professor Michael Mainelli and the Sheriffs of the City of London, Alderwoman Dame Susan Langley and Alderman Bronek Masojada, riding through the City of London on horseback. It's a charity event, raising awareness and fundraising for The Lord Mayor's Appeal at various stops along the way — why not turn up to show your support?

Free to watch, 22 May.

Get a close look at fancy carsStart your engines! All manner of high-end and classic cars and motorbikes park in central London for Concours on Savile Row, a free-entry event combining motoring with tailoring. The street closes to traffic, with tailors displaying their wares alongside the vehicles, and a live stage for music and talks.

Free, 22-23 May.

Dunkirk at the Docks begins with a free tea dance. Details below.Catch a lunchtime lecture at the V&AThursday's V&A Academy lunchtime lecture focuses on luxurious items owned by the wealthy which symbolised the identity of the New World during the 18th and 19th centuries. For example, hawksbill turtle shells from Jamaica were used to make turtle shell wig combs. The free lecture is given by the V&A's African Heritage Guide Joy Johnson.

Free, 23 May.

Watch a film about the 'lungs of Edmonton'Head to Fore Street Library for a free screening of new documentary Pymmes Park: The Lungs of Edmonton. Funded by the Untold Edmonton Grant Scheme, it tells the stories of the many communities linked to the local green space, as well as the nature which calls it home.

Free, 23 May.

There could be a free bao bun with your name on it at Master Bao.Scoff free bao bunsIf you happen to be in the vicinity of Westfield Stratford City between Wednesday and Sunday, it might be worth your while swinging by the newly-opened Master Bao, because they've giving away 150 bao buns each day. It's first come, first served.

Free, 23-26 May.

Hear about life during the Bosnian WarHear from Major General Peter Williams as he reveals what it was like to command the Coldstream Guards armoured infantry battalion during the civil war in Bosnia. You can watch his talk in person at the National Army Museum (Chelsea), or online.

Free, until 24 May.

Catch the end of this free film festivalThe Herne Hill Free Film Festival has three final screenings this week. South London-set Pretty Red Dress is shown at the Half Moon on Monday; there's a screening of short films about cycling at Herne Hill Velodrome on Thursday, and the festival culminates with Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory at the Velodrome on Friday.

Free (donations welcome), until 24 May.

Soapbox Science promotes women and non-binary scientists and the work they do. © ZSLSee Dunkirk 'Little Ships' moored up here in LondonSt Katharine Docks in Wapping hosts the Dunkirk at the Docks classic boat festival, with a number of the vessels which were involved in the 1940 Dunkirk evacuation mooring up for the weekend. Admire the ships (many prettily dressed in bunting), learn more about the part they played in the second world war, chat to owners, and maybe even step aboard one or two.

Free, 24-26 May. There's also a free tea dance on 23 May.

Hear from some of London's leading scientistsSoapbox Science is an initiative promoting women and non-binary scientists and the work they do. Their events are a chance to chat to real scientists, including at South Bank (near the OXO Tower) this Saturday. 12 scientists from several disciplines take to their soapbox to share their research, and get the public excited about science — from cancer research to conservation.

Free, 25 May.

Ride on London's roads, traffic-freeRideLondon is a huge bike ride from London out into the Essex countryside, with a choice of 30-, 60-, or 100-mile routes. Not quite up to that? There's also the FreeCycle, when Londoners of all ages and cycling abilities are invited to ride around the streets while they're free of traffic. The eight-mile route passes the likes of Holborn Viaduct, Piccadilly, Pall Mall, St Paul's Cathedral, Strand, Trafalgar Square, Victoria Embankment and Whitehall/central Westminster, with two festival zones located at Bank and St Paul's.

Free, 26 May.

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Image: Matt BrownIt's farewell old friends, as a controversial development finally condemns this corner of the Barbican.

Michael Gove's thumb has spoken. The Communities Secretary had the final say on whether the old Museum of London building, and its accompanying tower block Bastion House, should be preserved. His thumb went down.

This admittedly tired old corner of the Barbican will now be swept away. In its place will rise a gleaming glass tower complex known as London Wall West which, to our eyes at least, does look a little more tasty than your typical office development.

Image: City of London CorporationIt's proved a controversial project. The plans by Sheppard Robson and Diller Scofidio + Renfro met strong opposition on a number of grounds. Campaigners noted that a wholesale demolition and rebuild would release much more carbon than simply retrofitting the existing buildings. They also questioned the need for yet more office space, given the recent rise in home working. Previous plans for the site had called for a new concert venue.

View inside the new plaza. Image: City of LondonAnd then there are heritage arguments. The bulky Bastion House might not be to everyone's tastes, but it's now something of a rarity. Many similar towers from the 60s and 70s have been demolished. Some would argue that it's worth saving one or two for posterity. The destruction of the buildings would also radically alter the character of this part of the Barbican complex — an internationally renowned landmark of town planning. Slippery slope?

Bastion House can actually look rather fetching if you squint your eyes and reflect it in a bird bath. Image: Matt BrownUndeterred by such arguments, the City of London approved the plans a few weeks back. Michael Gove, who has powers to overrule local authorities on major planning applications, immediately called this one in for closer scrutiny. He has now agreed that redevelopment can go ahead.

Barbican Quarter Action (BQA), which has led the campaign against the plans, reckon the decision has "ramifications beyond the Square Mile". The group "will use all remaining avenues available to halt this shameless, rapacious scheme".

To be fair, the new plans are not without merit. The replacement buildings will come with an increase in public realm which, at least in the mock-ups, looks rather inviting (unless you're currently suffering from hay fever).

Image: City of London CorporationOf course, reality never quite lives up to the artist's impression. But we only have to look a few hundred metres east for a successful precedent. The recent London Wall Place development was also controversial, but the scheme eventually provided new public spaces that are undeniably attractive and more popular than what was there before. The same could be true here.

Still, we will mourn those old buildings, which have been part of London's rich and varied tapestry for half a century.

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The Lambeth Country Show is back for 2024. Here's hoping for more balmy weather like this. Image: LondonistSheep shearing, vegetable sculptures and, er, a Wall of Death. It's a lineup so eclectic, it can only mean one thing — Lambeth Country Show is back.

The annual two-dayer pitches up in its usual Brockwell Park location on Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 June 2024. As ever, it's free to get in. This one's a rather special Lambeth Country Show — it's the 50th anniversary.

While traditionally, the Lambeth Country Show has taken place in August, these days it's in early June. Tight council budgets mean it's cheaper to share infrastructure with the clutch of music festivals happening at that time.

For those unfamiliar with how it plays out, Lambeth Country Show is basically south London sticking a cornstalk in its mouth, putting on a West Country brogue, and channelling some seriously rural vibes. There is livestock. There are beekeepers. There's sheep shearing. And we hope and pray that the legendary Chucklehead Cider stall will be dishing out its usual potent supply of festival juice. In the region of 120,000 people show up.

Ahhh - the taste of summer in south London. Image: LondonistBut you can't take the south London out of, well, south London — and every Lambeth Country Show is packed with goodies that you won't find at your average pastoral get-together. The line-up for 2024 is yet to be announced, but you can expect the likes of tea dances, flamenco, community choirs, chocolate making, drumming circles, storytelling — plus live music galore. Oh, and the vegetable sculpture contest is out of this world. I mean, come on:

Hi-YAH! Image: Mark Longair via creative commonsLambeth Country Show, Brockwell Park, 8-9 June 2024, 1pm-9pm free entry

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We all know about donating blood, but have you heard about plasma donation? Here's how to do it, and why the NHS needs it.

It's not, I have to admit, what I was expecting. An NHS centre high in the sky. The clinic I seek occupies part of the eighth floor of Regal House, a handsome if not-exactly-regal 20th century office block.

Image: Matt BrownThis is Twickenham's plasma donation centre — the only such facility in London. I'm here to donate an armful. But this won't be a crimson deposit. Plasma is a translucent orange substance that makes up about 55% of the blood.

The NHS sorely needs more plasma donations. It can be used to treat numerous conditions, and is also helpful in many lines of medical research. So I'm here to make a contribution, and to try my best to persuade you to do the same.

Why should I become a plasma donor?Plasma, it turns out, is a very useful substance. It's chock-full of antibodies. People with compromised immune systems, for example, often benefit from a plasma donation. Trauma, burn and shock patients can also be helped with plasma. It's found a therapeutic use in over 50 conditions.

The NHS's plasma site gives a few case studies. There's baby Aurora, who had the rare Kawasaki disease and would have almost certainly died without plasma treatment. Candi has to have regular plasma-based medicine to ward off a potentially fatal immune disorder. Some 17,000 people in England benefit from plasma donations every year.

What happens at a plasma donation sessionI have to admit, I've never donated blood before, never mind plasma. So all this is new to me. I feel a little nervous when the lift doors open and deposit me outside the plasma centre. Any jitters are soon settled, though, by the unfailingly friendly staff. Also, there's a view to be admired:

My, isn't Twickenham green and pleasant?After a very short wait, and lots of water, I'm taken over to a donation chair for a vein check — a simple examination of both arms to make sure I own a suitably prominent blood vessel. I do. On both arms. Go me!

The next step is a brief consultation with a nurse, to run through a health and lifestyle questionnaire. Word of warning... make sure you know your height and weight. I have a sketchy idea of the former and literally no idea of the latter, which apparently makes me a very unusual 40-something.

The questionnaire also probes recent travel history, in case I'd been anywhere distinctly malarial. I have not been anywhere more exotic than the Welsh borders since Covid, so I pass with non-flying colours.

A quick finger-prick test also confirms that my iron levels are sufficient, and so it's on to the big chair...

Relaxing in the chair.It's a comfortable, reclining thing, this chair. I want to take it home with me afterwards. The nurses encourage me to relax, drink more water ("little sips"), and admire the view. The needle, when it comes, passes into the vein without any pain. I feel completely at ease.

I watch as my blood passes along a tube into a bit of kit called a plasmapheresis machine. This centrifuges the blood to separate off the red blood cells. The plasma is retained in a plastic bag, while the deep-red, cellular portion is pumped back into my arm via the same tube.

The donation takes about 40 minutes. For whatever reason, I'm unable to produce as much plasma as some donors, but I'm reassured that my contribution will still be very useful for medical research.

Plasma looks a lot like Irn Bru. Have to admit, that's a full bag from an earlier donation. I couldn't quite match that.All done, the tube is removed from my arm, which is then decorated with a light dressing. I'm plied with biscuits and Mini Cheddars as a very agreeable way of restoring my sugar and salt levels. The nurses ask how I feel. Several times. Some people can experience dizziness after donating blood or plasma, so the staff need to make sure all is well before I can go home.

I feel no ill effects, whatsoever — apart from a cheesy breath from the Mini Cheddars. Plasma donation is a little easier on the system than conventional blood donations, because your red blood cells are returned to your arm. For this reason, plasma donors can return much more frequently than blood donors, who must wait 12 weeks for the red blood cell levels to return to normal. It's part of the reason that plasma is collected directly from a donor, rather than extracting it from existing blood stocks.

I walk out of the centre with mixed emotions. On the one hand, I'd just done something good, something that could save lives. On the other, I felt regret that I'd left it so long. Giving plasma (or blood) is surprisingly easy and pain free. If you're like me and always felt "I should do that", but never quite managed it, then use this opportunity to sign up. And if you decide to go for plasma at Twickenham, you'll get that great view, to boot.

How to book for a plasma donationIt's a doddle. Simply head to the NHS site and fill in your details. Twickenham is the only centre in London right now, though additional units are planned. You might find it easier to get to an alternative centre in Reading (now on the Elizabeth line). A third donation centre is in Birmingham. Be sure to follow the guidelines about eating and drinking ahead of your visit.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features. (P.S. there's some mild nudity at the, ahem, bottom of this. Just so you know.)

Outdoor Cinema In London: Where To Watch Films In The Open Air This SummerDitch the multiplex for movie screenings on rooftops and in parks.

Huge 18 Blackfriars Development Gets Go-AheadNew skyscraper for the South Bank.

Image: Foster + Partners, with labels added by LondonistHow To Collect The Lost Churches Of LondonA fun history project that gets you exploring the City of London.

Come Party With Londonist - As We Turn 20!Drinks and choons in a taproom and courtyard this June.

The Cable Street Mural: Digging Into The DetailsEast End mural is packed with historical detail.

Ride On A 1938 Art Deco Tube Train This SummerHeritage trips running May-September.

Image: London Transport MuseumThe Top Exhibitions To See In London: June 2024Lights, Degas, fashion.

© Bharti Kher. Courtesy of the artist and Nature Morte. Photo © Jeetin SharmaOak Apple Day: The Public Holiday That Celebrated Our King Hiding Up A TreeOak-y dokey.

What's It Like To Study At London College Of Fashion?We visited to check out its new, purpose-built site. (sponsor)

New Balls-On-String Sculpture Outside Liverpool Street Elizabeth LineYayoi Kusama's contribution to Art on the Underground.

The Museum Of Richmond: Remains Of A Tudor Palace, And A Very Odd ChairA brilliant local history museum.

Things To Do In London On A TuesdayLunchtime concerts, beer pong and storytelling seshes.

Image: Ballie BallersonHow To Join The Restore Nature Now Demonstration In London, June 2024It aims to be the biggest demo ever to restore nature and tackle climate change.

Image: Luke Dray - WTMLRocky Horror Show Returns To London - With Jason Donovan As Dr. Frank-N-FurterLimited September run announced.

London's Clock Towers: A MiscellanyA horological smorgasbord.

Take To A Paddle Board And Help Clean Up Limehouse BasinThe Big Paddle Cleanup is back.

Image: Matt Buck via creative commonsThe World Naked Bike Ride Returns To London For 2024Images NSFW - obvs.

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The Tea House in Fulham offers a wallet-friendly afternoon tea.London does a sweet line in afternoon tea, from fancy hotels to themed menus to treats for kids. It can be a pricey affair — but it doesn't have to be. We've hunted out the best value and most affordable afternoon teas in London, so you can celebrate that special occasion/eat your body weight in scones and cakes/ just spend a couple of hours feeling a little bit fancy, without the huge price tag. These afternoon teas are all under £35 per person.

Prices are correct at time of writing, but do check with individual venues, as these things have a habit of going up. And yes, we know, there's many a cream tea to be had for cheaper in London, but we're focusing on full afternoon teas here: think sarnies, scones, and cakes, ideally served on a tiered stand with a bit of a flourish.

The Tea House in Bishop's Park, Fulham: £19 per personA lovely park, with the river running along one side, a palace on the other, a lake, tennis courts... what more could you want from Bishops Park? Afternoon tea? Oh go on then... the park's Tea House offers what is possibly the best value afternoon tea in London. £19 per person (minimum of two people) gets you finger sandwiches, scones with jam and clotted cream and a selection of mini cakes, served on a traditional three-tiered stand.

Choose between tea or coffee to accompany it, and make sure you book in advance. Note that the area (though not necessarily The Tea House itself) tends to get busy on Fulham FC matchdays, as Craven Cottage is very close by.

Afternoon tea at The Tea House, Bishops Park, Fulham, SW6 6EA. Available Thursday-Sunday.

Sweet Things, Primrose Hill: £25 per person When our sweet tooth takes us to Primrose Hill, it's normally the magnificent Primrose Bakery that lures us in. But it's worth venturing over to the busy parade of shops on Regent's Park Road for Sweet Things, a cafe and bakery which serves a surprisingly affordable afternoon tea for such a well-heeled area.

Everything is made in house. For £25 per person, you'll be served two brioche rolls (smoked salmon with cream cheese, and smashed avocado with roasted peppers), mini scones with clotted cream and jam, mini cupcakes, banana bread mini bites, mini brownies, Belgian chocolate-dipped strawberries, and unlimited tea. You'll need to book at least 24 hours in advance.

Even better — and perhaps unique — is the takeaway afternoon tea, priced at £44 for two people. It includes two bagels, four mini cupcakes, four mini scones with toppings, two chocolate brownies and a drink. It must be ordered in advance, and you can collect it (ideal for Primrose Hill Picnics) or have it delivered.

Afternoon tea at Sweet Things, 138 Regent's Park Road, NW1 8XL.

Masala High Chai at Masala Zone: £25.75 per personThe Piccadilly Circus branch of restaurant Masala Zone serves a British-style afternoon tea with an Indian twist. The Masala High Chai includes the flavours of various Indian regions, with bhajias, pakoras and Punjabi vegetable samosa on the menu, along with Chettinad fishcake croquettes. Traditional finger sandwich fillings are given a punchy makeover, with flavours including chicken tikka and cheese with a spiced Bombay green herb chutney.

Sweet menu items including mango shrikhand — a yoghurt with saffron, layered with fresh berries, ginger crumble and fresh mango — and a traditional nankhatai biscuit — a popular shortbread found in Gujarat.

Masala High Chai afternoon tea at Masala Zone, 224 Piccadilly, W1J 9HP.

Arthur's At Liberty: £26.50Perhaps surprisingly, there's a budget-friendly afternoon tea to be had inside Liberty. Image: Andrew O'NeilSwanky central London department store Liberty isn't the first place that springs to mind when you're on a budget, but in this case, second floor restaurant Arthur's Cafe is its secret weapon. Mainly aimed at weary shoppers looking to freshen up on cocktails or champagne before giving the credit card another whacking, it also serves afternoon tea, for a rather reasonable £26.50 per person (or £50.50 for two).

The afternoon tea — served all day — includes finger sandwiches, a selection of pastries, a warm plain or sultana scone, strawberry jam, clotted cream, and tea or coffee. Add £10 per person for a glass of prosecco, or £16 per person for a glass of champagne.

Note: Arthur's Cafe doesn't take bookings, so you may have to wait a while, especially at weekends, close to Christmas, and other busy periods.

Afternoon tea at Arthur's Cafe, Liberty London.

Boulevard Brasserie, Covent Garden: From £26.95 per person

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Covent Garden must be one of London's priciest afternoon tea hotspots, but the French-inspired Boulevard Brasserie offers a traditional afternoon tea for under £30 per person. £26.95 gets you a selection of sarnies, plain and raisin scones served with clotted cream and strawberry preserve, and sweet treats, some of which have a French twist: think chocolate tart, passionfruit posset meringue, carrot cake, and raspberry macarons.

Wash it all down with a choice of teas, or upgrade to bottomless prosecco for £34.95 per person.

Afternoon tea at Boulevard Brasserie, 40 Wellington Street, WC2E 7BD.

The Angel of Bow: £26.95 per personImage: The Angel of BowAfternoon tea in a pub? Yep, stick with us here. The Angel of Bow is a family-run place, where focus is very much on quality food, specifically local and well-sourced ingredients. To that end, afternoon tea is served on Friday and Saturday — somewhat incongruously on Royal Doulton, Wedgwood, Royal Albert and Worcester crockery. You don't get that in every local boozer.

Choose between 15 teas (or hot chocolate) to wash down your meal of homemade scones with jam and clotted cream, finger sandwiches (think cucumber, smoked salmon, hummus and red pepper, prosciutto and cheese — though they can be changed to suit your taste with advance warning), and homemade cakes, usually cooked up by landlady Odette herself. Vegan and gluten-free options are available when booked in advance, and you can add a small bottle of prosecco for £36.95.

Oh, and if you need to sleep all that food off afterwards, the pub doubles up as a B&B, with five rooms upstairs.

Afternoon tea at the Angel of Bow, 171 Devons Road, E3 3QX.

5th view at Waterstones Piccadilly: £26.99 per person

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We've long been fans of the top floor cafe/bar/restaurant (it's evolved somewhat over the years) in Waterstones Piccadilly. Tucked away enough that there's usually a seat available, with skyline views that other establishments would charge a lot more for, it's worth making the trek to the very top of Europe's largest book store.

Among the breakfasts, brunches and main meals is a decent menu of desserts and cakes, including a traditional afternoon tea priced at £26.99 per person — which, when you consider the views to enjoy as you munch, is very good value.

Afternoon tea at 5th View, Waterstones Piccadilly.


Budget stretching to £35 or a jot above? Try these options:

  • Cheese and honey pairing afternoon tea at Hive at Selfridges: £35 per person/£45 per person with champagne;
  • British Museum afternoon tea at The Great Court restaurant: £35 per person/£39 per person with prosecco;
  • L'Amour du The afternoon tea at Socca Bistro, Mayfair: £35 per person/£57 per person with champagne;
  • Afternoon tea at the Chelsea Harbour Hotel: £35 per person/£45 per person with champagne;
  • Afternoon tea on board the Sunborn London yacht, permanently moored in Royal Victoria Dock: £40 per person.

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Image: Matt BrownLooking in detail at one of London's most potent murals.

It's quite something, isn't it? You don't need to know the first thing about the 1936 Battle of Cable Street to admire this dynamic, whirling, masterpiece at the back of St George-in-the-East churchyard. But spend a bit of time in its company, and you'll spot any number of peculiar details. We've picked out some of these below, to put them into their historical context.

What was the Battle of Cable Street?Oswald Mosley. Image: public doaminIt hardly needs saying that the 1930s was a time when fascism and authoritarianism were on the rise across Europe. Most notably in Germany and Italy, but also in other nations, including Britain. At the forefront here was Oswald Mosley and the British Union of Fascists (BUF), popularly known as blackshirts for their intimidating uniforms.

On 4 October 1936, Mosley and several thousand BUF members planned to march through the East End, an area which had a large Jewish population. The provocative move was countered by an even larger gathering — perhaps in the hundreds of thousands — of anti-fascist demonstrators. A third party in all this was the Metropolitan police, whose mounted division were there to keep peace, but mostly did the opposite.

The biggest confrontations came at Aldgate and nearby Cable Street. Ultimately, Mosley's blackshirts were repulsed and marched off towards the West End. It was a symbolic victory for the people against fascism, although the BUF continued to grow.

Others have written in great detail about the battle and its after-effects. Today, though, we're focussing on the commemorative mural, painted in the early 1980s by a group of artists (see below).

Details of the Battle of Cable Street painted into the mural Click or tap for higher resolution.1. Glass bottles: Numerous projectiles were hurled at police. Glass bottles are most commonly mentioned in news reports but, as we can see in the mural, other items were thrown from the rooftops.

2. Scattering leaflets: A man on the barricades appears to be scattering fascist literature in an act of rejection. The leaflets carry swastikas and the BUF's flash-and-circle logo.

3. Barricades: One of the most notable features of the Cable Street resistance was the erection of a large barricade from supplies from a builders' merchant and random household stuff. It takes centre stage on the mural.

4. Upturned vehicle: The barricade was made all the more impenetrable by an overturned truck, whose wheel can be seen here.

5. Labour symbol: In use from the 1920s, this was the original symbol of the Labour Party, often accompanied by the word 'Liberty'. Here, it's being used by the Independent Labour Party who were not, at this time, affiliated with mainstream Labour. Their main banner can be seen at the centre of the mix. The hammer and sickle logo on the adjacent flag is, of course, the old Soviet Union flag and, more generally, a symbol of communism.

6. 1970s residents: While many of the faces in the mural are said to represent people who were at the confrontation, the ones shown here represent local residents from the 1970s, when the mural was under preparation. Some depict people from the Bangladeshi community, who were recent arrivals to the area at the time.

7. Mosley shall not pass banner: Variations on "They shall not pass" became symbolic of the anti-fascist protests. The phrase had recent currency from the Republicans' cry of ‘¡No pasarán!’ in the ongoing Spanish Civil War — a cause that many Independent Labour Party members were concerned with.

8. Marbles: According to later testimony, the anti-fascists rolled marbles and ball bearings under the hooves of police horses, to unseat the riders. They can be seen tumbling from a hand to the bottom left.

9. Chamber pots: Eyewitness testimony tells us that hard objects like bottles and bricks were not the only aerial challenge for the police. Slops from chamber pots were also emptied onto their heads, as shown here.

10. Police autogyro: The distorted aircraft to the upper-right is a police autogyro, which was used on the day to keep an eye on the protests and anti-protests.

11. Hitler in his underwear: Most commentators agree that the tumbling figure in underwear and gartered green socks is meant to be Adolf Hitler. The Führer was, of course, not present at the confrontation, but his inclusion on the mural would be a fairly straightforward bit of symbolism. Some have suggested that it's meant to be Mosley, but the narrow moustache and discarded red Nazi armband (never used by Mosley and the BUF) suggest not.

12. Oswald Mosley: The fascist ringleader appears to be depicted centre-right, in his sinister obsidian garments.

Other details we can't trace: A few elements of the mural have us puzzled. Notably, what are the white diamonds at the bottom left, which carry the numbers 1, 3, 7, 5 and 13? A few shop names can also be seen, such as "J Wineberg" and "(B)erkowitz". Were these real businesses, or simply included as familiar Jewish names? Also, Panners Dairy?

Who painted the mural?The Battle of Cable Street mural had a complicated genesis. Noted muralist David Binnington began work on it in 1978, with assistance from Paul Butler, but the task proved complicated and time-consuming. It was still only partially complete in 1982, when the painting was vandalised with right-wing graffiti. Binnington dropped out of the project, but Butler continued the work (after a redesign) with Ray Walker and Desmond Rochfort. It was finally unveiled in 1983. It's been restored several times since, including in 2011 for the Battle's 75th anniversary.

The Cable Street Mural can be found, naturally enough, on Cable Street on the side of Tower Hamlets Register Office (Gmap).

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Croydon Airport Visitor Centre opens one Sunday a month. Photo: Matt Brown/ LondonistLooking for things to do in London on Sunday? We've compiled a guide to things that happen in the capital on a Sunday, so you can find something to keep you busy, whoever you're with and whatever your budget. Take a look at our weekend guide for events happening this weekend specifically.

SUNDAY ROAST: Is it even Sunday if you're not tucking into roast beef/chicken/lamb/nut roast, drowned in gravy and flanked by all manner of veggies, plus crispy spuds and a Yorkshire pudding? If that's got your mouth watering, take a look at our guide to the best Sunday roasts in London and get booking. We've also compiled a list of the best veggie and vegan roasts.

Sunday is roast dinner day in London. Image: LondonistCOLUMBIA ROAD FLOWER MARKET: Famously, the Columbia Road Flower Market opens every Sunday, with traders lining both sides of the street, selling all manner of blooms and greenery. The street's permanent shops open on Sundays too (for some of them, it's their only trading day) peddling plant pots, gifts and vintage clothes. Things kick off early, from around 8am, and wind down by early afternoon. Oh, and it can get VERY busy, particularly in the summer. Every Sunday

IMPROV COMEDY: Every Sunday evening, the renowned Comedy Store Players switch on their lightning fast brains, and perform an improv show. You, the audience, provide suggestions for characters, locations and themes — and they improvise hilarious scenes in front of you. It's a classic night of London comedy. Age 18+. Every Sunday

CRYSTAL PALACE MUSEUM: Sunday's the only day of the week that Crystal Palace Museum opens to the public. Its exhibits focus specifically on the Crystal Palace which gave the area its name, both in its original incarnation in Hyde Park, and later in Sydenham. Large-scale models, and remnants from the original building feature. (They also do guided tours on the first Sunday of every month throughout the summer.) Every Sunday

Up early on a Sunday? Visit Columbia Road Flower Market. Photo: ShutterstockSUNDAY CONCERTS: Conway Hall's Sunday Concerts claim to be the longest running chamber music concert series in Europe, having started in the 1880s with the aim of making classical music affordable for all. They take place early evening, most Sundays of the year. Alternatively, Wigmore Hall in Marylebone hosts concerts every Sunday morning, which include a glass of sherry, should the mood take you. Every Sunday

*VINTAGE AND CRAFT MARKET: Eade Road Market at New River Studios in north London is open once a week from 12pm-5pm, selling vintage clothes and jewellery, vinyl and tapes — as well as various other crafts and produce from local artisans. Throw in a bar and pizza for refreshment, and you've got yourself a smashing Sunday afternoon — especially if the weather's playing ball for a wander around the nearby Woodberry Wetlands. Every Sunday*

*BARBICAN CONSERVATORY:* A brutalist-loving plant parent's wet dream, the Barbican Conservatory is open every Sunday between 11am-7pm. Owing to its immense popularity these days, you'll need to book a slot.

Book a slot to visit the Barbican Conservatory. Image: LondonistCROYDON AIRPORT: Take a guided tour of London's first international airport at the monthly Croydon Airport Visitor Centre open day. The museum is located in the former airport terminal building and air traffic control tower, decked out with various aeronautical paraphernalia, such as original passenger seats dating back to the 1930s. Book ahead — it usually sells out. *First Sunday of the month*

ANTIQUES FAIRS: For over 50 years, a regular antiques fair has been running at the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster. These days, Adams Antiques Fair brings in around 120 exhibitors each month, travelling from all over the UK (and sometimes beyond) selling collectables, decorative items, jewellery and the like. Worth getting there early if you're keen to be among the first in — a queue normally forms well before the venue opens at 10am. One Sunday a month

CHEESE MARKET: Chiswick gets its name from cheese: literally, 'the settlement of cheese'. So it's a rather apt place to hold a monthly specialist cheese market, bringing together producers from all over the UK, along with stalls selling chutneys, breads, crackers... basically, everything you need to elevate your cheesy experience. Find it at Old Market Place on Chiswick High Road.One Sunday a month

ST AUGUSTINE'S TOWER: Give your calf muscles a workout by climbing St Augustine's Tower in Hackney. The church building opens one Sunday a month, offering access to its rooftop viewpoint. Alternatively, browse the ground floor exhibition, where you'll find a VR panorama of the view from the top, no climbing required. *Last Sunday of the month*

*WHITEWEBBS: By our estimations, the Whitewebbs Museum of Transport is the most northerly museum in London, and well worth the journey up to Enfield. Every room is filled with exhibits relating to all manner of transport, from model aeroplanes to bicycles, to vintage fire engines parked out in the yard. Oh, and if they ask if you want to see the well? Just say yes. *Last Sunday of the month****

MARKFIELD BEAM ENGINE MUSEUM: The now-defunct Markfield Beam Engine, dating from Victorian times, still stands in its engine house in a quiet park just off the A10, and can be visited on Sundays and bank holidays — check the calendar for 'steaming days' if you want to see it in action. Open a couple of Sundays a month, check website for details****

CLASSICAL COFFEE MORNINGS: Start your Sunday in style at one of the Royal Albert Hall's Classical Coffee Mornings. Talented musicians from the neighbouring Royal College of Music perform classical pieces in the hall's Elgar Room, while you enjoy a hot drink and pastry — included in your ticket. Occasional Sundays

Some Firmdale Film Club screenings take place on Sundays.FILM CLUB: The Firmdale chain of hotels offers a regular Film Club, taking place in private screening rooms at several venues around town, often with the chance to add a meal or glass of champagne to your ticket. Sunday screenings tend to take place at the Soho Hotel or Charlotte Street Hotel and span both new releases and cinematic classics. Occasional Sundays

VISIT A WINDMILL: Windmills aren't an obvious choice for a day out in London, but there are a few to visit if you know where to look. Shirley Windmill in Croydon opens roughly one Sunday a month between spring and autumn, offering hour-long guided tours. Likewise, Upminster Windmill on London's easterly edge runs public open days (Saturdays and Sundays, monthly) when the visitor centre, grounds and garden are open to the public — and the sails are put into action if wind conditions are right. Brixton Windmill opens the second weekend of the month during the summer, also offering tours.

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The Government Inspector features an impeccable class of comedians.Fawlty Towers debuts on the London stage this week — and one of the three classic episodes the sitcom's co-creator John Cleese has weaved into the play's narrative sees splenetic hotelier Basil Fawlty fawn over various gentlemen he wrongly suspects are hotel inspectors. You're not reading the wrong review: Cleese was inspired by Gogol's The Government Inspector, which — as chance would have it — has also just started a run.

Watching the latter is the highbrow option: after all, it's penned by Nikolai Gogol, set in 19th century Russia, and was once described by the Telegraph as one of the 15 greatest plays ever written. But stripped down, both Fawlty Towers and The Government Inspector are farces based around a case of mistaken identity, and as Patrick Myles, the latter's adapter and director, writes in the programme: "the bottom line is that this play has got to be funny." So is it?

The cast certainly has funny bones. Dan Skinner (who some will remember as the comatosely placid Angelos Epithemiou in Shooting Stars) is anything but chilled as the mutton-chopped Governor Swashprattle — a corrupt official hornswoggled by the louche Percy Fopdoodle (Kiell Smith-Bynoe of 'Ghosts' fame, who again, couldn't be further from his best-known TV character) into waiting on him hand and foot, in the incorrect assumption he's a government inspector who can have him clapped in irons at the click of a finger.

There are also enjoyable turns from another Ghosts star, Martha Howe-Douglas, who is Swashprattle's handsy wife, and Chaya Gupta, playing Swashprattle's mixed-up daughter, whose ragdoll-esque pratfalls are some of the best slapstick of the night.

The script's the problem. Likeable as Fopdoodle is as a footloose and fancy-free antihero, there's a conspicuous lack of stakes. The cad connives and connives but never gets rumbled (and we probably wouldn't care if he did). Likewise, Swashprattle is too dim and self-centred to cotton on to the ruse — and would we really care if he did? Apparently, Gogol purposefully emitted sympathetic characters from the play — but on the modern day stage, this is problematic. Nothing escalates. There are no repercussions. The cast jigs around one misunderstanding for two hours. Like noshing a whole sharing bag of Doritos to yourself, it's enjoyable enough, but ultimately leaves you feeling empty. Meanwhile, the parallels between corrupt 19th century Russian officials and today's British raft of politicians feels muddled — not least because of Russia's incumbent maniac.

Both The Government Inspector and the Fawlty Towers Hotel Inspectors episode end with a near-identical guttural howl. The difference is that at the end of The Government Inspector, no one in the audience is howling with laughter.

The Government Inspector, Marylebone Theatre, until 15 June.

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Image: Matt BrownA walk along a disused railway in north London.

It was never on the tube map, but between 1890 and 1952 you could catch a train from Harrow & Wealdstone to Stanmore. The track was taken up in the 1960s, and now makes a semi-pleasant walk between the two centres. Let's get our bearings with a map:

Our route is shown in red. The Jubilee line to Stanmore is shown in purple, as it was formerly part of the Metropolitan line. Image: Public domain, created by CnbrbPotted historyThe Stanmore Branch line was opened in 1890 by entrepreneur Frederick Gordon. He'd recently bought Bentley Priory, a John Soane-designed stately home, with a view to turning it into a posh hotel. (It would more famously become the headquarters and later museum of RAF Fighter Command, but that was still half a century in the future.)

Gordon built the branch line as a convenient way of getting his guests up to Bentley Priory. A handful of holidaying toffs was never going to make for a commercially successful railway, so Gordon also dabbled in housing. The well-to-do Gordon Avenue, adjacent to his rail terminus, was part of that.

The area grew sufficiently to warrant a second station in 1932 called Belmont. After the war, a steady decline saw the gradual closure of the route. Services terminated at Belmont from 1952 and stopped altogether from 1964. Had it somehow clung on, then today it would probably have formed a spur of the Bakerloo line.

BUT... look on a street map and it's easy to trace the old route. Most of it still exists as a walking/cycling route, and that's what we're following today.

Walking the Stanmore Branch lineOn the map above, the green line shows the walkable bit of the rail route, black shows connecting sections to get to stations, and yellow is the route of the original railway.

The walk starts at what was the terminus, a little way down Old Church Street in Stanmore. Had you stood here a few decades ago, you'd have seen this:

Image: public domainToday, it looks more like this:

Image: Matt BrownBelieve it or not, you're peering at the same building, albeit denuded of its outrageously characterful gothic baubles and given a modern roof. A plaque on the wall confirms this is the old station.

Now, the bad news. You can't follow the route of the railway just yet. Some dastard has built a load of houses and a golf course over the route. (I would recommend taking a quick detour along Gordon Avenue, where you can then follow a delightful trail alongside a brook, through the grounds of Hugh Dowding's former home of Montrose... but it's not on the rail alignment.)

To pick up the trail, you have to follow Old Church Lane a fair ways south, then hang a right on Wemborough. The track at the end looks a little something like this:

Image: Matt BrownWe're now back on track, if not the tracks. They were lifted in 1966. Instead, we have a well maintained and (even after heavy rain) very walkable footpath called the Belmont Trail.

This stretch runs for about half a mile south. On my visit, it's alive with birdsong, festooned with bluebells and dog violets, and busy with absolutely no one. Two face-masks hang from a birch twig, as though a token of a dystopian tryst. A goldfinch mithers a dunnock. Otherwise, it's an uneventful stretch.

The footpath reaches civilisation again at the site of Belmont station. Nothing remains of the stop. It's a small car park that photographs badly, so I won't include it. From here, an underpass beneath Kenton Lane, strangely free of graffiti or uric odours, leads on to the southern stretch of the trail. This has no special surface treatment, and was a bit of a quagmire in the aftermath of a downpour:

Image: Matt BrownThis gently curving stretch leads past Wealdstone Cemetery. It's a reminder that all things must pass, including railway lines. Here and there, I spy lumps of concrete and other remnants of the long deleted line. The most visible survivor is this gradient sign, towards the southern end:

Image: Matt BrownThe trail eventually spills out onto Christchurch Avenue, not far from Harrow and Wealdstone station. The tracks originally carried on south and west to meet the station, but are now lost beneath more housing and commercial space. A set of overgrown steps — once part of the trail but now to one side of the trail — look suspiciously like rail sleepers.

Image: Google street view. On my visit, the steps were slick with orange vomit, so I didn't take a photoOne more remnant of the Stanmore Branch line can be seen at Harrow and Wealdstone station. The old platform — number 7 — is still largely intact, though now overgrown with grass.

Image: Matt BrownThe Belmont Trail is, for the most part, a very pleasant amble between Stanmore and Harrow Wealdstone, with occasional glimpses of railway heritage. It's just a pity that golf course won't open up a route along its eastern flank so you could walk almost the whole abandoned line.

Geoff, Ian and DG have also walked this route.

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Top image: Matt Brown. Lower image: Hayes Davidson VisualsLondon is growing up. Still. A new report looks at the recent past and future of skyscraper trends in the capital.

Look at these views from Greenwich Hill. The top image dates from August 1998, when only the pyramid-topped One Canada Square poked into the sky. The second shows the modern skyline, but with upcoming additions shown in grey. This could be the view in 2030.

According to a report from New London Architecture (NLA), London's love affair with tall buildings shows no signs of letting up. The report marks 10 years of NLA's Tall Buildings Survey, using the opportunity to look back on a decade of change, as well as considering the future of tall buildings. The document, itself a behemoth at over a gigabyte, comes with many juicy insights. For example, in the last 10 years...

  • London has seen the completion of 270 tall buildings (20 storeys or above)
  • The average height of these buildings is 29 storeys.
  • Tower Hamlets leads the pack with 71 of these — unsurprising, really, as this is the borough of Canary Wharf.
  • Around 58,000 new homes are in these 270 tall buildings, and residential buildings are much more common than commercial towers. The rate has slowed in recent years, however.

The City cluster in the near future. Oddly, the tallest future tower (One Undershaft) is shown with its cross-bracing — a design feature that was dropped in its latest planning application. Image: Hayes Davidson VisualsAttitudes towards tall buildings are shifting, too. The report found that 37% of Londoners would be happy to live in a tall building, versus 27% in 2014. However, exactly half of survey responders think there are now too many tall buildings in London, compared to 32% a decade ago.

Love them or loathe them, they just keep coming. According to NLA, 2023 saw planning applications for another 68 tall buildings. 88% of these are residential-led, while 12% are solely commercial.

Croydon is another hub for tall buildings. This image shows the future skyline if current proposals go ahead. Image: Hayes Davidson VisualsThis is just a snapshot of the 139-page report, which goes into some detail about the pros and cons of building tall, how such buildings affect the wider community, and how new buildings are increasingly designed with sustainability and low-carbon lifetimes in mind. The final section presents a rogue's gallery of upcoming towers, many of which are likely to be unfamiliar.

London’s Growing Up: A Decade of Building Tall will be published by NLA, sponsored by Multiplex and Hayes Davidson, researched and written by Denise Chevin MBE. We'll add a link here once it's publicly available.

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Image: Historic EnglandThis distinctive building in Chiswick is back to its full glory.

It's a remarkable story. The Sanderson Wallpaper firm moved into this unique Chiswick factory in 1902, employing over 1,000 local staff. They moved on after a fire in 1928 but now, almost 100 years later, they're back.

Voysey House, a landmark beside Chiswick High Street, was concocted by arts-and-crafts designer CFA Voysey, more noted for his domestic architecture. The Chiswick factory is his only building of this type, and quite unlike anything else in London.

Well, it would be wrong NOT to admire it from the neighbouring beer gardenSanderson's unlikely homecoming is made possible after significant restoration of the Grade II*-listed building. Working with Historic England and Hounslow Council, owners Dorrington brought the building up to 21st century environmental standards without harming the overall appearance of the building.

Voysey House in 2014 (left) and 2024 (right). Note the change in window frame. Both images: Matt BrownFrom the outside, the building once again looks as it did when first built. Non-original windows have been replaced with better replicas of Voysey's design, painted to match the original colour scheme. Ultra-thin double glazing ensures the buildings huge windows are more energy efficient.

For a building whose origins were in wallpaper, the restored Voysey House has a spectacular lack of external wall.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of City Cruises.

Sightseeing excursions from four conveniently-located piers, with packages to suit all sorts of explorers...The best way to soak up summer in the city? Alongside picnics in the Royal Parks and wild swimming on Hampstead Heath, a leisurely float along the River Thames ranks pretty highly. Especially when it includes incredible views of London's most famous landmarks.

Enter City Cruises: these folks offer sightseeing excursions from four conveniently-located piers, with packages to suit all sorts of explorers...

City Cruises for sightseers with an adventurous spiritAdmire London from the water, hopping off when you get close to the next attraction on your itinerary.Got lots of Londony bits on your bucket list? Tick 'em off at your own pace with a 24h Hop-On Hop-Off River Pass. This little beauty gives you unlimited access to City Cruises for a whole day. Climb aboard at the pier that tickles your fancy — at Westminster, the London Eye, the Tower of London and Greenwich — and admire London from the water, hopping off when you get close to the next attraction on your itinerary, before catching the next boat to continue your adventure.

From world-famous icons like the Palace of Westminster to lesser-known gems such as the Painted Hall in Greenwich's Old Royal Naval College, there are plenty to choose from. Learn more about them by tuning into with City Cruises' onboard commentary, delivered live in English and available in 14 languages via a handy free app (ideal if you're new to London!)

City Cruises for familiesThere's a family-ticket option, where kids travel for free!Another great thing about the 24h Hop-On Hop-Off River Pass? There's a family-ticket option, where kids travel for free! Two paying adults can bring up to three kids for no additional cost, and keep them occupied with the help of City Cruises' free kids' activity book.

Kids are welcome on a range of other cruises, too — from single sightseeing trips (a brilliant way to make going to Sea Life London or the IMAX even more exciting), to lunch cruises (great for Father's Day and other family celebrations!) Speaking of food…

City Cruises for foodiesAfternoon tea on the water? Treat yourself.Loads of London restaurants boast great views. But not many can offer you multiple incredible vantage points within a single sitting. City Cruises can. Choose between lunch, dinner and afternoon tea on the water for your next weekend treat/date night/after-work excursion. Already got meal plans? Fret not — you can still enjoy an aperitivo on a standard sightseeing cruise, thanks to its well-stocked saloon bar.

City Cruises for a taste of the high lifeVIP upgrades are new for 2024.Got a really special occasion coming up? Elevate your dining cruise with a VIP upgrade! Brand new for 2024, these packages involve dedicated seating areas, a champagne reception, priority boarding and service, and even enhanced culinary delights. Don't mind we if do.


Find and book the City Cruise that's right for you today. Before you know it, you'll be sunning yourself on an open-air deck in the middle of London's world-famous river. And, hey, if it rains there’s always the indoor saloon!

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Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith are bringing the hit show to London.Prepare to howl with laughter/wet your pants with terror — hit BBC comedy-horror Inside No. 9 is coming to the West End stage.

Stage/Fright is a new Inside No. 9 tale written especially for the stage by the TV show's co-creators Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith — and it lands at Wyndham's Theatre for a 12-week run, starting 18 January 2025.

For anyone not familiar with Inside No. 9, it's a black comedy from the League of Gentlemen duo, with self-contained episodes in which things are rarely as they seem, and the mood skips nonchalantly from knockabout farce to psychological drama to full on horror. The Guardian recently called it "the best comedy the UK has ever created" — and even if that's maybe a slight exaggeration, we still expect tickets for Stage/Fright to vanish faster than a particularly athletic ghost.

On putting Inside No. 9 on the stage, Pemberton and Shearsmith say:

We've been asked about doing a live show ever since the series first started on the BBC, probably because each episode is like a mini-play. There are small casts and single locations, and we were definitely inspired by our work in theatre when writing the stories for TV. There'll be something old, something new, something butchered and something… BOO!

2024 marks 10 years since Inside No. 9 first appeared on TV screens — and will also see the ninth and final series of the show, which airs on the BBC from today (8 May 2024).

Inside No. 9: Stage/Fright, 18 January-5 April 2025.

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All weekendThe Independent Label Market pops up in King's Cross on SaturdayART OF THE BRICK: More than 90 bricky sculptures by Lego artist Nathan Sawaya are on display in Shoreditch, including interpretations of famous art masterpieces such as Michelangelo's David, and The Scream by Edvard Munch — but this is the final weekend to see them. Until 12 May

INJECTING HOPE: Also closing this weekend is Injecting Hope, a free exhibition at the Science Museum, looking at how scientists work quickly to produce vaccines as new pandemics take hold. *FREE, until 12 May*

DECORATIVE FAIR: Interested in interior design? Make for the Decorative Fair at Evolution London in Battersea Park and browse antiques, fine and decorative art, dating from the 1700s to the 1970s. Top tip: entry is free after 4pm each day. 7-12 May

AFFORDABLE ART FAIR: The Affordable Art Fair pitches up in Hampstead, selling thousands of contemporary artworks from 100 galleries from all over the world. Prices start at £50. There are painting classes, tours, wine tastings and other events, as well as family hours on both Saturday and Sunday. 8-12 May

The Covent Garden Puppet Festival is back on Sunday. © Ned Dyke-CoomesWIMBLEDON ART FAIR: More than 150 artists exhibit at Wimbledon Art Fair, giving you a chance to purchase artworks directly from their creators. There's also a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios, and a children's art trail on both Saturday and Sunday to keep younger visitors entertained. FREE ENTRY, 9-12 May

DULWICH FESTIVAL: A celebration of art and culture in the local area, Dulwich Festival is underway. Take the kids along to a teddy bears' picnic, join a tree walk around Dulwich Park, or attend the Dulwich Park Fair on Sunday among many other events this weekend. 10-19 May

LONDON CARD SHOW: Collectors of Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Formula 1, UFC, Disney, Marvel and sports cards are invited to the London Card Show at Sandown Park Racecourse on the London/Surrey border. With over 550 tables, there are plenty of chances to buy and trade with fellow enthusiasts. 11-12 May

GARDEN OPEN WEEKEND: It's another Garden Open Days weekend at Hampton Court Palace, meaning you can visit parts of the gardens and grounds for free. The Great Fountain Garden, Kitchen Garden and Pond Garden are all included, though note that you'll still need to pay if you want to visit the palace itself, the Maze or the Magic Garden Playground. FREE, 11-12 May

Saturday 11 MayHow hot is too hot at the Hot Sauce Festival? Image: Alistair VeryardDRIVE-IN CINEMA: The Lion King, Star Wars: A New Hope, Mamma Mia and From Russia With Love are screened at the Embassy Gardens Drive-In Cinema, in situ for one day only. Focus is as much on the wheels as it is the films, with the bougie option to watch while sat in a classic, super or muscle car. Or you can rock up in your own set of wheels (or just sit in a deck chair/on a blanket), which is a significantly cheaper option. 10am-10pm

BARNES HISTORY WALK: Mike Hildesley, Chair of community group Barnes Common, leads a guided walk around the area, focusing on its history and ecology. Find out about conservation work going on in meadows, woodlands, acid grassland, and the orchard — and delve into who the land belonged to and how it has been used through the centuries. 10.30am

SECOND WORLD WAR WALK: Museum of London Docklands offers a guided walk through the City of London for families, looking at how the lives of ordinary Londoners were affected by the second world war. Recommended for age 7+. 10.30am

VINTAGE KILO SALE: Browse through up to nine tonnes of vintage clothing, and pay for it by weight at the Croydon Vintage Kilo Sale at Fairfield Halls. Men's and women's clothing from the 1960s onwards is available, priced at £20 per kilo — though there's no minimum or maximum spend. 11am-5pm

INDEPENDENT LABEL MARKET: There's vinyl galore at the Independent Label Market, taking place at Coal Drops Yard in King's Cross. Live DJs play throughout the day, with vinyl rarities, test pressings, extended back catalogues, signed merchandise and advance copies available to browse and buy. A craft fair and the London Brewers' Market take place alongside the event. 11am-6.30pm

Bar Douro Executive Chef Neuza Leal cooks up a special mealHOT SAUCE FESTIVAL: How hot is too hot for you? Find out at the Hot Sauce Festival in Peckham, where hundreds of small-batch sauces from 40+ traders are available to try and buy, along with live music, games, street food — and a bar for those all-important, palate-cleansing drinks. 11am-7pm

DAYTIME DISCO: Koko in Camden hosts a repeat of its Guilty Pleasures Daytime Disco, playing pop from the 1970s-2000s, along with a room devoted to power ballads, plus giant balloon drops and dance performers. Basically, a night out, but you can still be home at a reasonable hour. Age 18+. 3pm-9pm

THE DEVIL FINDS WORK: Barbican Cinema's James Baldwin tribute series continues with a screening of short films made by contemporary British film and moving image artists — inspired by Baldwin's essay The Devil Finds Work. The screening is followed by a talk with artists Ayo Akingbade and Rhea Storr. 3.20pm

CRUSTACEANS SUPPER CLUB: Portuguese restaurant Bar Douro has teamed up with the Talho do Mar (Sea Butchers) project, for a series of supper clubs focusing on sustainable practices in our oceans. Crustaceans take centre stage today: tuck into two amuse-bouches and five dishes, prepared by executive chef Neuza Leal, with the option to add on a wine pairing. 6pm-11.30pm

DYKE MARCH CABARET: The last Dyke March in London was 11 years ago apparently, but now plans are afoot to bring it back — with help from tonight's cabaret and drag show at The Divine in Dalston. Performers at the fundraiser include Joelle Taylor, Imani Mason Jordan, Chiyo and Curly — and your ticket allows you to stay on for post-show shenanigans. 7pm-9pm

SHAKE & FINGERPOP: Get thee to Sutton's Sound Lounge for Shake & Fingerpop — a night of vinyl-spinning, foot-tapping, floor fillers — as played by the likes of Elly P and Rusty Vinyl. 7pm-11.55pm

GYPSY JAZZ FESTIVAL: This is the final weekend of the London Gypsy Jazz Festival, and though tomorrow's finale concert has sold out, you can still catchStochelo Rosenberg and the Paulus Schafer Quartet, along with special guests, performing a blend of French swing, Latin jazz and tango. Takes place at LSO St Luke's in Old Street. 7.30pm

CHARITY COMEDY: Have a laugh while raising money for Cherry Lodge Cancer Care, at a charity comedy night at Totteridge Cricket Club. Fiona Allen headlines, with support from Carwyn Blayney, Olivia Lee, Johnny CT and Shruti Sharma. 8pm-10.45pm

WATERLOO 50TH: Mark the 50th anniversary of ABBA's Eurovision victory with Waterloo, at a special edition of disco night Club de Fromage at O2 Academy Islington. Expect to hear Waterloo, a few other ABBA classics and maybe one or two past Eurovision songs, as well the usual Fromage mix of Beyonce, Britney, Taylor Swift, One Direction and more. 10.30pm-3.30am

Sunday 12 MayWandsworth Bridge Road closes for the Spring FayreMAUSOLEUM TOUR: Take a rare tour of the Kilmorey Mausoleum in Twickenham and the surrounding garden — listening to stories about its secret tunnel from local guides. There's also a plant sale, and tips from wildlife experts. 10am-2pm

SPRING FAYRE: Part of Wandsworth Bridge Road in Fulham goes pedestrianised for the local Spring Fayre. Expect live music across two stages, maypole dancing, a children's activity area, a rock climbing wall, representatives from local charities and community groups, 110+ stalls, and plenty more. 11am-5pm

KITE DAY: The annual Streatham Common Kite Day is back, with all manner of kites taking to the skies, including a 30m-long blue whale kite. Watch demonstrations by experts including Brighton Kite Flyers, and join in with your own kite — bring it along if you already have one, or pick one up from the stalls on the day. FREE, 11am-5pm

PUPPET FESTIVAL: One of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, as seen/recorded by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662. It draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops. FREE, 11am-5.30pm

Brixton Chamber Orchestra take centre stage at the Brockwell Music Trail. Image: Sasha PatelVINTAGE FAIR: Refresh your wardrobe at the Frock Me Vintage Fair, taking place at Chelsea Old Town Hall with 60+ vintage dealers selling clothing and accessories dating back as far as the 1920s. 11am-5.30pm

AFTERNOON POEMS: Keats House in Hampstead hosts a free reading of funny, tragic and sympathetic famous poetry from fields, kitchens and factories, focusing on working people. 2.15pm-3.15pm

LUCIE JONES: 2009 X-Factor finalist and West End performer Lucie Jones gives two concerts at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea, off the back of her UK tour last year. 2.30pm/6.30pm

FOODIE PRINT FAIR: BBQ magazine Pit and Cheese Magazine have joined foodie forces for a magazine and print fair at e5 Bakehouse in London Fields. Hang out with a drink and a pastry, browse a selection of food and drunk-related prints and mags, and chat to the people who make them. 3pm-7pm

BROCKWELL MUSIC TRAIL: Nine groups of musicians from the Brixton Chamber Orchestra are scattered throughout Brockwell Park, forming the Brockwell Music Trail. Begin at the Herne Hill Gate, where you'll get a map to help you hunt them down — if you find all nine groups, you might win a prize. The whole event culminates in an orchestral concert at sunset in a secret location. FREE, 3pm-7pm

MIA FOLICK: LA-based singer-songwriter Mia Folick is at Lafayette in King's Cross, playing her catchy brand of electropop — including stuff from 2023 EP, ROACH. 7pm

FLAMENCO: Top flamenco dancers José Franco and Inma Carmona are at the Church Hall of the Holy Apostles in Pimlico to present Tablao — their debut London show. They're accompanied by guitarist Francisco Martín Cerdán and singer Eduardo López. 7.30pm-9.30pm

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All weekendThe Independent Label Market pops up in King's Cross on SaturdayART OF THE BRICK: More than 90 bricky sculptures by Lego artist Nathan Sawaya are on display in Shoreditch, including interpretations of famous art masterpieces such as Michelangelo's David, and The Scream by Edvard Munch — but this is the final weekend to see them. Until 12 May

INJECTING HOPE: Also closing this weekend is Injecting Hope, a free exhibition at the Science Museum, looking at how scientists work quickly to produce vaccines as new pandemics take hold. *FREE, until 12 May*

DECORATIVE FAIR: Interested in interior design? Make for the Decorative Fair at Evolution London in Battersea Park and browse antiques, fine and decorative art, dating from the 1700s to the 1970s. Top tip: entry is free after 4pm each day. 7-12 May

AFFORDABLE ART FAIR: The Affordable Art Fair pitches up in Hampstead, selling thousands of contemporary artworks from 100 galleries from all over the world. Prices start at £50. There are painting classes, tours, wine tastings and other events, as well as family hours on both Saturday and Sunday. 8-12 May

The Covent Garden Puppet Festival is back on Sunday. © Ned Dyke-CoomesWIMBLEDON ART FAIR: More than 150 artists exhibit at Wimbledon Art Fair, giving you a chance to purchase artworks directly from their creators. There's also a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios, and a children's art trail on both Saturday and Sunday to keep younger visitors entertained. FREE ENTRY, 9-12 May

DULWICH FESTIVAL: A celebration of art and culture in the local area, Dulwich Festival is underway. Take the kids along to a teddy bears' picnic, join a tree walk around Dulwich Park, or attend the Dulwich Park Fair on Sunday among many other events this weekend. 10-19 May

LONDON CARD SHOW: Collectors of Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Formula 1, UFC, Disney, Marvel and sports cards are invited to the London Card Show at Sandown Park Racecourse on the London/Surrey border. With over 550 tables, there are plenty of chances to buy and trade with fellow enthusiasts. 11-12 May

GARDEN OPEN WEEKEND: It's another Garden Open Days weekend at Hampton Court Palace, meaning you can visit parts of the gardens and grounds for free. The Great Fountain Garden, Kitchen Garden and Pond Garden are all included, though note that you'll still need to pay if you want to visit the palace itself, the Maze or the Magic Garden Playground. FREE, 11-12 May

Saturday 11 MayHow hot is too hot at the Hot Sauce Festival? Image: Alistair VeryardDRIVE-IN CINEMA: The Lion King, Star Wars: A New Hope, Mamma Mia and From Russia With Love are screened at the Embassy Gardens Drive-In Cinema, in situ for one day only. Focus is as much on the wheels as it is the films, with the bougie option to watch while sat in a classic, super or muscle car. Or you can rock up in your own set of wheels (or just sit in a deck chair/on a blanket), which is a significantly cheaper option. 10am-10pm

BARNES HISTORY WALK: Mike Hildesley, Chair of community group Barnes Common, leads a guided walk around the area, focusing on its history and ecology. Find out about conservation work going on in meadows, woodlands, acid grassland, and the orchard — and delve into who the land belonged to and how it has been used through the centuries. 10.30am

SECOND WORLD WAR WALK: Museum of London Docklands offers a guided walk through the City of London for families, looking at how the lives of ordinary Londoners were affected by the second world war. Recommended for age 7+. 10.30am

VINTAGE KILO SALE: Browse through up to nine tonnes of vintage clothing, and pay for it by weight at the Croydon Vintage Kilo Sale at Fairfield Halls. Men's and women's clothing from the 1960s onwards is available, priced at £20 per kilo — though there's no minimum or maximum spend. 11am-5pm

INDEPENDENT LABEL MARKET: There's vinyl galore at the Independent Label Market, taking place at Coal Drops Yard in King's Cross. Live DJs play throughout the day, with vinyl rarities, test pressings, extended back catalogues, signed merchandise and advance copies available to browse and buy. A craft fair and the London Brewers' Market take place alongside the event. 11am-6.30pm

Bar Douro Executive Chef Neuza Leal cooks up a special mealHOT SAUCE FESTIVAL: How hot is too hot for you? Find out at the Hot Sauce Festival in Peckham, where hundreds of small-batch sauces from 40+ traders are available to try and buy, along with live music, games, street food — and a bar for those all-important, palate-cleansing drinks. 11am-7pm

DAYTIME DISCO: Koko in Camden hosts a repeat of its Guilty Pleasures Daytime Disco, playing pop from the 1970s-2000s, along with a room devoted to power ballads, plus giant balloon drops and dance performers. Basically, a night out, but you can still be home at a reasonable hour. Age 18+. 3pm-9pm

THE DEVIL FINDS WORK: Barbican Cinema's James Baldwin tribute series continues with a screening of short films made by contemporary British film and moving image artists — inspired by Baldwin's essay The Devil Finds Work. The screening is followed by a talk with artists Ayo Akingbade and Rhea Storr. 3.20pm

CRUSTACEANS SUPPER CLUB: Portuguese restaurant Bar Douro has teamed up with the Talho do Mar (Sea Butchers) project, for a series of supper clubs focusing on sustainable practices in our oceans. Crustaceans take centre stage today: tuck into two amuse-bouches and five dishes, prepared by executive chef Neuza Leal, with the option to add on a wine pairing. 6pm-11.30pm

DYKE MARCH CABARET: The last Dyke March in London was 11 years ago apparently, but now plans are afoot to bring it back — with help from tonight's cabaret and drag show at The Divine in Dalston. Performers at the fundraiser include Joelle Taylor, Imani Mason Jordan, Chiyo and Curly — and your ticket allows you to stay on for post-show shenanigans. 7pm-9pm

SHAKE & FINGERPOP: Get thee to Sutton's Sound Lounge for Shake & Fingerpop — a night of vinyl-spinning, foot-tapping, floor fillers — as played by the likes of Elly P and Rusty Vinyl. 7pm-11.55pm

GYPSY JAZZ FESTIVAL: This is the final weekend of the London Gypsy Jazz Festival, and though tomorrow's finale concert has sold out, you can still catchStochelo Rosenberg and the Paulus Schafer Quartet, along with special guests, performing a blend of French swing, Latin jazz and tango. Takes place at LSO St Luke's in Old Street. 7.30pm

CHARITY COMEDY: Have a laugh while raising money for Cherry Lodge Cancer Care, at a charity comedy night at Totteridge Cricket Club. Fiona Allen headlines, with support from Carwyn Blayney, Olivia Lee, Johnny CT and Shruti Sharma. 8pm-10.45pm

WATERLOO 50TH: Mark the 50th anniversary of ABBA's Eurovision victory with Waterloo, at a special edition of disco night Club de Fromage at O2 Academy Islington. Expect to hear Waterloo, a few other ABBA classics and maybe one or two past Eurovision songs, as well the usual Fromage mix of Beyonce, Britney, Taylor Swift, One Direction and more. 10.30pm-3.30am

Sunday 12 MayWandsworth Bridge Road closes for the Spring FayreMAUSOLEUM TOUR: Take a rare tour of the Kilmorey Mausoleum in Twickenham and the surrounding garden — listening to stories about its secret tunnel from local guides. There's also a plant sale, and tips from wildlife experts. 10am-2pm

SPRING FAYRE: Part of Wandsworth Bridge Road in Fulham goes pedestrianised for the local Spring Fayre. Expect live music across two stages, maypole dancing, a children's activity area, a rock climbing wall, representatives from local charities and community groups, 110+ stalls, and plenty more. 11am-5pm

KITE DAY: The annual Streatham Common Kite Day is back, with all manner of kites taking to the skies, including a 30m-long blue whale kite. Watch demonstrations by experts including Brighton Kite Flyers, and join in with your own kite — bring it along if you already have one, or pick one up from the stalls on the day. FREE, 11am-5pm

PUPPET FESTIVAL: One of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, as seen/recorded by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662. It draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops. FREE, 11am-5.30pm

Brixton Chamber Orchestra take centre stage at the Brockwell Music Trail. Image: Sasha PatelVINTAGE FAIR: Refresh your wardrobe at the Frock Me Vintage Fair, taking place at Chelsea Old Town Hall with 60+ vintage dealers selling clothing and accessories dating back as far as the 1920s. 11am-5.30pm

AFTERNOON POEMS: Keats House in Hampstead hosts a free reading of funny, tragic and sympathetic famous poetry from fields, kitchens and factories, focusing on working people. 2.15pm-3.15pm

LUCIE JONES: 2009 X-Factor finalist and West End performer Lucie Jones gives two concerts at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea, off the back of her UK tour last year. 2.30pm/6.30pm

FOODIE PRINT FAIR: BBQ magazine Pit and Cheese Magazine have joined foodie forces for a magazine and print fair at e5 Bakehouse in London Fields. Hang out with a drink and a pastry, browse a selection of food and drunk-related prints and mags, and chat to the people who make them. 3pm-7pm

BROCKWELL MUSIC TRAIL: Nine groups of musicians from the Brixton Chamber Orchestra are scattered throughout Brockwell Park, forming the Brockwell Music Trail. Begin at the Herne Hill Gate, where you'll get a map to help you hunt them down — if you find all nine groups, you might win a prize. The whole event culminates in an orchestral concert at sunset in a secret location. FREE, 3pm-7pm

MIA FOLICK: LA-based singer-songwriter Mia Folick is at Lafayette in King's Cross, playing her catchy brand of electropop — including stuff from 2023 EP, ROACH. 7pm

FLAMENCO: Top flamenco dancers José Franco and Inma Carmona are at the Church Hall of the Holy Apostles in Pimlico to present Tablao — their debut London show. They're accompanied by guitarist Francisco Martín Cerdán and singer Eduardo López. 7.30pm-9.30pm

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Two ferries now operate throughout the week. Image: TfLThe Woolwich Ferry is operating at full strength again, with two boats operating every day of the week.

The free-to-use service — which traverses the Thames between Woolwich and North Woolwich, and can be used by motorists and pedestrians — has had a limited service since the start of 2022, attributed to "both mechanical failures and significant resource shortages". Now TfL, which runs the ferries, has announced that two ferries are running seven days a week — with services departing either side of the water every 15 minutes between 5am and 9pm.

The press release, which reads "TfL extends Woolwich Ferry operating hours and introduces a two vessel service every day of the week" should actually read: "TfL RESTORES Woolwich Ferry operating hours and REINTRODUCES a two vessel service every day of the week". But of course, we'd never be so pedantic as to point that out.

A nifty alternative to the Woolwich Foot Tunnel (see video above for when we found out which was fastest), the Woolwich Ferry should be on every Londoner's bucket list. Woolwich itself is getting trendier by the hour, these days home to the likes of a SALT taproom, and the HQ of immersive theatre company Punchdrunk. It is also, of course, on the Elizabeth line.

The old ferries — John, James and Ernest — were replaced in 2018 by two new vessels, called Ben Woollacott (named for a former deckhand who died working on the ferry) and Dame Vera Lynn, the East Ender known for singing wartime classics such as We'll Meet Again.

For departure times, visit the Woolwich Ferry website

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Two ferries now operate throughout the week. Image: TfLThe Woolwich Ferry is operating at full strength again, with two boats operating every day of the week.

The free-to-use service — which traverses the Thames between Woolwich and North Woolwich, and can be used by motorists and pedestrians — has had a limited service since the start of 2022, attributed to "both mechanical failures and significant resource shortages". Now TfL, which runs the ferries, has announced that two ferries are running seven days a week — with services departing either side of the water every 15 minutes between 5am and 9pm.

The press release, which reads "TfL extends Woolwich Ferry operating hours and introduces a two vessel service every day of the week" should actually read: "TfL RESTORES Woolwich Ferry operating hours and REINTRODUCES a two vessel service every day of the week". But of course, we'd never be so pedantic as to point that out.

A nifty alternative to the Woolwich Foot Tunnel (see video above for when we found out which was fastest), the Woolwich Ferry should be on every Londoner's bucket list. Woolwich itself is getting trendier by the hour, these days home to the likes of a SALT taproom, and the HQ of immersive theatre company Punchdrunk. It is also, of course, on the Elizabeth line.

The old ferries — John, James and Ernest — were replaced in 2018 by two new vessels, called Ben Woollacott (named for a former deckhand who died working on the ferry) and Dame Vera Lynn, the East Ender known for singing wartime classics such as We'll Meet Again.

For departure times, visit the Woolwich Ferry website

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A clutch of 'Little Ships' which took part in 1940's Dunkirk evacuation will appear. Image: St Katharine DocksIn late May/early June 1940, Operation Dynamo saw the evacuation of Allied soldiers from the beaches and harbour of Dunkirk in northern France — using hundreds of what would become known as 'Dunkirk Little Ships'.

On the second May bank holiday — from 24-26 May 2024 — you've got a chance to see a number of these boats, as they moor up at St Katharine Docks by the Tower of London. For three days, you'll have the chance to admire the vessels (many prettily dressed in bunting), learn more about the part they played in the second world war, chat to owners, and maybe even step aboard one or two.

There's a Tea Dance on 23 May.In fact, the boats will start sailing into London from 20 May, as part of the Association of Dunkirk Little Ships Commemorative Cruise, so if you're in the area anytime from then, pop into St Katharine Docks to see which are already in town.

The three day festival of Dunkirk boats is preceded by a Tea Dance on 23 May, to which everyone is invited to dance to music from the 1920s-50s and refresh themselves with tea and biscuits. Lessons with the Round in Circles dance troop will take place 1pm-4pm.

If you can't make it to this weekend, know that St Katharine Docks also hosts a Classic Boat Festival on 7 September 2024.

Dunkirks at the Docks, St Katharine Docks, 24-26 May 2024. Tea Dance on 23 May. All events are free.

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A clutch of 'Little Ships' which took part in 1940's Dunkirk evacuation will appear. Image: St Katharine DocksIn late May/early June 1940, Operation Dynamo saw the evacuation of Allied soldiers from the beaches and harbour of Dunkirk in northern France — using hundreds of what would become known as 'Dunkirk Little Ships'.

On the second May bank holiday — from 24-26 May 2024 — you've got a chance to see a number of these boats, as they moor up at St Katharine Docks by the Tower of London. For three days, you'll have the chance to admire the vessels (many prettily dressed in bunting), learn more about the part they played in the second world war, chat to owners, and maybe even step aboard one or two.

There's a Tea Dance on 23 May.In fact, the boats will start sailing into London from 20 May, as part of the Association of Dunkirk Little Ships Commemorative Cruise, so if you're in the area anytime from then, pop into St Katharine Docks to see which are already in town.

The three day festival of Dunkirk boats is preceded by a Tea Dance on 23 May, to which everyone is invited to dance to music from the 1920s-50s and refresh themselves with tea and biscuits. Lessons with the Round in Circles dance troop will take place 1pm-4pm.

If you can't make it to this weekend, know that St Katharine Docks also hosts a Classic Boat Festival on 7 September 2024.

Dunkirks at the Docks, St Katharine Docks, 24-26 May 2024. Tea Dance on 23 May. All events are free.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

The Science Museum is open late on Thursday. © Science Museum GroupLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Glug a glass of organic wine for a fiverAny glass of wine for a fiver in London these days is a rarity, but at Humble Grape — which has branches at Battersea, Crouch End, Canary Wharf, and Islington — you can score yourself a glass of 100% organic wine, sourced from small, family-run vineyards for just five quid, between 5pm and 6pm every week day. There are three wines to choose from, and they change each month.

£5, Mon-Fri weekly.

Catch the final day of the Canalway CavalcadeBank holiday Monday is the last hurrah of this year's Canalway Cavalcade, a free festival in Little Venice. Dozens of colourfully decorated canalboats moor up for the occasion, and there's live entertainment on land. It's open to everyone, whether you've links to the canal or not. If the weather's on your side, it's one of the finest ways to spend a bank holiday in London.

Free, 6 May.

Get to a Humble Grape between 5pm-6pm on a weekday, to score a good glass of wine for a fiver.Watch Beating the BoundsWe love London's many unusual traditions and customs, including Beating the Bounds, an ancient ritual still observed at the church of All Hallows by the Tower. Watch as members of the Clergy and Livery Companies visit each parish boundary to pray for protection and blessings — including boarding a boat to reach a boundary marker in the middle of the Thames.

Free, 9 May.

Stay late at the Science MuseumCreativity is the theme of this month's Science Museum Lates, with a particular focus on the use of AI tools in creative industries. Attend talks and panel discussions by experts on this topic, or take part in other activities, including craft workshops, a silent disco, or simply exploring the museum's galleries without the daytime crowds. Age 18+.

Free, 9 May.

Browse Wimbledon Art FairWimbledon Art Fair is free entry, with 150+ artists and creators exhibiting their works. There's a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios, plus a children's art trail, and a launch on Thursday night with live music and complimentary drinks.

Free entry, 9-12 May.

Pay what you can for a night of vinyl floor fillers in Sutton. Image: Andrea Cipriani via UnsplashDance along to vinyl floor-fillersSutton's Sound Lounge hosts Shake & Fingerpop on Saturday — a night of vinyl-spinning, foot-tapping, floor fillers — as played by the likes of Elly P and Rusty Vinyl.It's pay what you can afford.

Pay what you can afford, 11 May.

Visit Palace gardens for freeIt's another Open Gardens Weekend at Hampton Court Palace, meaning you can visit selected parts of the grounds for free, whereas normally they'd require an entry ticket. Note that you'll still need a paid ticket to visit the palace itself, as well as the Maze and Magic Garden playground.

Free, 11-12 May

Find out about the science behind the Covid vaccine. Image: Science MuseumCatch the final week of Injecting HopeYou've only got until Sunday to see Injecting Hope, a free exhibition at the Science Museum looking at how scientists worked quickly to produce vaccines as the Covid-19 pandemic took hold. Find out about the science behind the vaccine, and what went on behind the scenes to get them developed, transported and distributed around the world so quickly.

Free, until 12 May.

Go fly a kite in StreathamMake like Mary Poppins at the annual Streatham Common Kite Festival. The free-entry event is open to everyone, whether you've got your own kite or not. Watch demonstrations by experts, including the Brighton Kite Flyers, and Flying Fish — a husband and wife double act who were former UK National Champions — and look out for kites including a 30m-long blue whale. Everyone's welcome to join in — take your own kite along (instructions to make one at home here) or buy one there on the day.

Free, 12 May.

Explore the Brockwell Music Trail. Image: Lewis PatrickFollow the Brockwell Music TrailNine groups of musicians from the Brixton Chamber Orchestra will be scattered throughout Brockwell Park on Sunday afternoon, forming the Brockwell Music Trail. Begin at the Herne Hill Gate, where you'll be provided with a map to help you hunt them down — if you find all nine groups, you might win a prize. The whole event culminates in an orchestral concert at sunset in a secret location.

Free, 12 May.

Pop along to the Puppet FestivalOne of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival is back. It celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, as seen by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662, and draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops.

Free, 12 May.

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Locusts at London Zoo.A roundup of London's real and imagined minibeasts, from historic grasshoppers to arty dung beetles.

We were going to do London's Best Insects... then somebody said, "What about spiders? You can't leave them out, and you'll get crucified on Facebook if you call them insects". And then we remembered some unusual worms we were once introduced to. And a famous snail. Like an infestation of bedbugs, our list quickly got out of control. Never mind. They all have a story to tell. Here, then, collectively, are the various minibeasts of London (and Watford... sorry, the scope has creeped here more than a special forces earwig).

See also: Around London in 12 elephants - Around London in 12 dragons - Around London in 13 tigers - Around London in 11 swans - Around London in 11 horses - Around London in 12 rabbits and hares - Around London in 13 pigeons - Around London in 14 lions and lionesses - Around London in 11 fish - Around London in 10 foxes.

  1. The Gresham GrasshopperIt's just not cricketKeep your eyes peeled in the City of London and it's not hard to spot a grasshopper. This auric hanging sign can be found on Lombard Street. A carved stone grasshopper lies in wait down Change Alley, while an ancient spindly 'hopper forms the weathervane of the Royal Exchange. The stridulating insect was the family emblem of Sir Thomas Gresham, a wealthy banker who founded both the Royal Exchange and Gresham College. It was probably chosen by one of his ancestors as a rebus on grass/gresh.

  2. The Camberwell BeautyColdharbour Lane in Camberwell seems like the last place you might discover a new species of butterfly. But, back in 1748, that's exactly what happened when a naturalist observed a pair of frolicking flappers on the then-rural lane. Dubbed the Camberwell Beauty, the insect is now rarely seen in London — aside from this gigantic mural in Burgess Park, that is. The butterfly is fairly common elsewhere in the northern hemisphere. It even popped up in an episode of Fear The Walking Dead (under its North American name of the mourning cloak butterfly).

  3. L'Escargot snailNot based on actual eventsLondon's oldest French restaurant has been trading from Greek Street, Soho since 1896. Originally called Le Bienvenue, it became famous for its snails, and so changed name to L'Escargot around 1927. The famous plaster image above the signage shows Georges Gaudin riding a golden snail, clutching the words "Slow and sure". Snails are still on the menu today, though they're no longer farmed in the basement.

  4. The London Zoo dung beetlesDefinitely one of London's best dung beetle sculpturesA lot of modern sculptures get dismissed as a massive pile of excrement. This one literally is. Since 1999 (so not that modern), these two dung beetles have been working over their ball of cackmatter outside London Zoo's Tiny Giants exhibit (which itself contains many minibeasts). The sculptor is none other than Wendy Taylor, the artist behind the nautical sundial at St Katharine Docks, and the tortoise sundial in Holland Park.

  5. The Mosquitoes of BloomsburyEver walked along the eastern side of Gower Street? If so, then you've stepped over thousands and thousands of mosquitoes. London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine keeps its stock of the bitey blighters in a specially converted coal cellar directly beneath the road. The university uses the mosquitoes for genetic, pharmaceutical and behavioural research in the ongoing fight against malaria. London's itchiest room?

  6. The worms of ExCeLLondon's most putrid skipHere's another venue with minibeasts lurking in the basement. The ExCeL exhibition centre in the Royal Docks has over 30 bars and restaurants, all of whom generate food waste. Any vegetarian leftovers are broken down by the inhabitants of this skip, a writhing morass of 30,000 worms. It absolutely honks, but is all for a good purpose. The resulting mulch is used to fertilise the plants and trees around the venue.

  7. A trio of dragonfliesRound of applause to Morden Hall Park for being (a) beautiful and (b) installing this playful signpost in the form of a dragonfly. As one of the more elegant insects, the dragonfly pops up in sculptural form time and again. We know of at least one more at London Wetland Centre, besides this pair below:

Dragonfly sculpture on Hounslow HeathA playable dragonfly in the River Lee Country Park8. The Watford HornetHow can we attract people back to our beleaguered high streets? If you're Watford council, you install a supersized hornet right outside McDonalds. There's method in the madness, though. Watford FC, who play in bright yellow, go by the nickname of the Hornets.

  1. The Waterloo spiderEveryone's seen the elephant sculpture inside Waterloo tube station, but did you ever notice the giant arachnid lurking round the corner? It's fairly well hidden, among the undergrowth on Waterloo Millennium Green, just opposite the Old Vic.

  2. Roa's fleaThe junction of Great Eastern Street and Ravey Street in Shoreditch will forever live in the memory as the site of one of the giant animal murals of street artist Roa (most have now disappeared, sadly, but we mapped his work back in 2010). The site has since been redeveloped into a luxury hotel whose guests, we suspect, are unaware of the corner's flea-ridden history.

  3. Other temporary minibeastsAnd to round off, here are a few other creepy crawlies who made their mark on London, albeit for a fleeting visit.

This was the 13th commission for Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth... unlucky 13 as it turned out, because its unveiling was delayed by the Covid pandemic:

The work by Heather Phillipson explores suitably dystopian themes, with a delicious ice cream ruined by a quad-drone and a house fly.

There was clearly something in the water. Around the same time, Monster Chetwynd won the commission to decorate Tate Britain's Winter Commission. Here's what she did with it:

Slugs, perhaps the least attractive of all minibeasts, are here rendered beautiful as they paint the gallery's classical facade in a trail of luminous slime.

Finally, this curious artwork below, by Jocelyn McGregor, was a special commission for Aldgate Square in 2022. It was only supposed to be in place for a year, but it managed to hang on for two. Snails will seldom be rushed, even half-human ones.

All images by Matt Brown

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes... London's constantly going through 'em, but right now a number of important/iconic sites are in flux. Here's what they are and when the transformations are taking place.

Admiralty ArchYou'll soon be able to stay inside this. Well, if you're wealthy enough you will. Image: LondonistWhat was it? Pompous Aston Webb-designed triumphal arch linking up Trafalgar Square and the Mall, and making people who pass beneath it feel important/insignificant.
What's it going to be? A very posh (and very curvy) Waldorf Astoria hotel with views of the Mall/Buck House — and a bar referencing previous tenants including Winston Churchill and Ian Fleming. (So a bar selling strong martinis.) We just hope they keep the strange nose that's been fixed to one of the arches for decades.
When's it going to happen? Latest reports suggest 2025.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★☆☆

BT TowerIf they don't bring back the revolving restaurant there'll be trouble. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistWhat was it? Sci-fi wand sticking out of Fitzrovia: once home to powerful transmitting gear, a revolving restaurant and — occasionally — Noel Edmonds. More recently a glorified totem pole/bucket list item for Open House weekend fans.
What's it going to be? A luxury hotel of course! MCR announced it had purchased the building in February 2024, and would be working with Heatherwick Studio to transform it into a hotel. Details are thin on the ground... just like the BT Tower is thin in the air.
When's it going to happen? Not any time soon. MCR says it'll take "significant time", and BT hasn't even cleared out its stuff yet. We're probably talking end of decade.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★★★

Museum of LondonThe erstwhile Museum of London might look like this one day i.e. flattened. Image: City of LondonWhat was it? The Museum of London. You know the one with the ersatz pleasure gardens and elephant's foot.
What's it going to be? Well, it MIGHT be completely bulldozed to make way for the elyisian-looking London Wall West development: office space, retail etc swaddled in so much unkempt greenery, it looks like somewhere you'd find Indiana Jones. But the Museum of London building (and neighbouring Bastion House) might alternatively have to be repurposed. Michael Gove (who is somehow still in charge of some pretty important things) is looking into it as we type.
When's it going to happen? If the demolition plans go ahead, the City of London Corporation says the new development will be ready to rock in 2040. But who knows, if they're only granted permission to adapt the current buildings, maybe it'll end up being sooner.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★☆☆

Smithfield MarketPeople are already queueing up and it doesn't even open for two years. Image: London MuseumWhat was it? Hub of London's meat trade. And part of it still is (until it moves to Dagenham).
What's it going to be? The new Museum of London aka the London Museum. Not just a case of moving stuff over from the old museum site, either. Plans are being kept close to chests at the moment, but we're promised various areas will be: Imagined Time, Temporary Time, Deep Time, Our Time, Past Time... yeah we don't really know what this means either. Give it, er, time.
When's it going to happen? The museum should open its doors in 2026.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★★★

55 BroadwayTfL flogged to this to Integrity International Group (owner of Blue Orchid Hotels) in 2019. Image: Alan Myers via creative commonsWhat was it? Swoonworthy art deco nerve centre of London Transport/TfL. All marble corridors, jutting angles, and carvings by highly controversial artists. Some people will tell you it was London's first skyscraper.
What's it going to be? A swanky 500-room hotel, retaining all its Grade-listed features, and surely, SURELY boasting moquette patterned bedspreads.
When's it going to happen? Your guess is as good as ours on this one — but seeing as the purchase was five years ago, you'd have thought it can't be far off completion, unless they've hit some snags.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★★☆

Kingsway ExchangeThe Kingsway Exchange Tunnels will open to the public as a kind of sequel to the Churchill War Rooms. ©DBOXWhat was it? Wartime-era communication tunnels beneath Holborn. The sort of place where 'Q Branch' from James Bond might have hung out.
What's it going to be? A kind of sequel to the Churchill War Rooms — an immersive experience where you can get your fingers on touch-screen equipment, pretend to be Ben Whishaw, and imagine what it's like to be in a cold war sitch with, er, Russia. It'll also have Britain's deepest licensed bar... possibly serving more Ian Fleming-inspired martinis.
When's it going to happen? The aim is to get folks down there in 2027.
Londonist Excitement Rating: ★★★★☆

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

My Neighbour Totoro Is Coming Back To LondonStudio Ghibli classic in the West End.

My Neighbour Totoro, Barbican.East End Caff E Pellicci Now Has A PodcastGuests include Ray Winstone and Grimegran.

Things To Do In London In Half Term: May 2024Family-friendly school holiday activities for all budgets.

London's First Vegetarian RestaurantIt's older than you might think...

Phoenix Garden Threatened By New DevelopmentWest End garden says new development will block its light.

Image: SPPARC architectsStreatham Common Kite Day Returns To The Skies This MayChannel your inner Mary Poppins at the free kite festival.

Photo: Roy Reed/Streatham Kite DayThe BBC Proms 2024: When Is It? How Do I Get Tickets? How Much Are Tickets?This year's season announced, and it's a doozy.

Image: Royal Albert Hall"Highgate Cemetery Has Celeb Ghosts" - Londonist Chats With Medium Clinton BaptisteKarl Marx and George Michael are a right laugh.

Champagne, Broken Glass And Partial Nudity: This Is The Soho Waiters' RaceForget the London Marathon: THIS is what it's all about.

Image: __andrew via creative commonsClimb This Medieval Tower With Views Of The Houses Of ParliamentSt Mary's Tower at the Garden Museum.

Things To Do In London On A WednesdayPub quizzes, deals and dancing.

Image: The PrinceSpotted This Local History Mural On Blackfriars Road?Six-storey mural celebrates Southwark.

RideLondon 2024: Cycle Through Traffic-Free Central London This MayOn yer bike!

Photo: Chloe Knott for London Marathon EventsThis Psychiatric Hospital Art Gallery Has A Striking New Exhibition On The WayA World Apart: The Work of Charles Lutyens.

8 Charming And Historic Castles To Visit In SussexFairytale castles and stunning clifftop ruins.

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There's a new Flower Fairies afternoon tea in town. Image: Zodee MediaAs May kicks in and the Chelsea Flower Show approaches, London's menus take on a decidedly floral theme — and that extends to afternoon tea too. The Olympics, Harry Potter and royalty also feature in newly launched afternoon teas this May: read on for more details and get booking. Some of these aren't around for long.

Afternoon Tea 'That Must Not Be Named' at Great Northern HotelThings get magical at Rails restaurant inside the Great Northern Hotel in King's Cross, which launches a new afternoon tea inspired by the its proximity to the platform 9¾ at King's Cross Station, from where a certain boy wizard caught his train to boarding school.

The menu includes a 'herbologist's' red pepper and cream cheese spinach wrap; tomato 'Enchanted' arancini; a 'Butterscotch beer' panna cotta; a crunchy passionfruit 'Snitch'; and a chocolate mousse frog.

Afternoon Tea 'That Must Not Be Named' at Great Northern Hotel. From £39.50 per person. Available now, Thursday-Sunday.

Elizabethan Royal Tea at InterContinental London Park LaneInterContinental London Park Lane, former childhood residence of Queen Elizabeth II, has launched an Elizabethan Royal Tea, inspired by the legacies of both Queen Elizabeth I and II. It's served in the Wellington Lounge on Wedgwood English bone china, and the menu includes the 'Royal Warrant' salmon & caviar bliss; Monarch's coronation chicken royale (inspired by Elizabeth II's famous 1953 coronation dish); and the Elizabeth I Syllabub (a pastry adorned with a sable as a nod to the Elizabeth I's love of these sweet confections).

Elizabethan Royal Tea at InterContinental London Park Lane. From £74 per person. Available now, 1pm-5pm daily.

Bank-Themed Afternoon Tea at The NedThe building which now houses The Ned was previously the Midland Bank headquarters, and it celebrates its centenary this year. Among special happenings is a bank-themed afternoon tea, served at Millie's Lounge in the grand banking hall. The menu includes sandwiches, scones and bank-themed cakes, such as an edible gold bar made from passion fruit mousse, mango and coconut, and a miniature safe filled with dark chocolate and salted caramel.

Bank-Themed Afternoon Tea at The Ned. £100 for two people. Available from 7 May.

Flower Fairies Afternoon Tea at Grosvenor HouseImage: Zodee MediaIllustrator Cicely Mary Barker's 170 Flower Fairies illustrations are the basis for a new afternoon tea at Grosvenor House on Park Lane, in collaboration with publisher Penguin Random House London.

The botanically inspired menu includes five pastries and an amuse bouche paying homage to the book's enchanting narrative: Fairy Dust (a sparkling wine granita); The Lavender Fairy (lemon-soaked cake encased in white chocolate, with blueberry and lavender essence); Apple Blossom Bliss (apple tea mousse with apple compote and sugar blossoms); Woodland Whispers (a brownie with milk chocolate and raspberry ganache within a toadstool); An Enchanted Chapter (a vanilla and hazelnut sponge book, layered with hazelnut cream); and Butterflies and Blooms (strawberry compote with vanilla custard rosebud, adorned with a white chocolate butterfly).

Finger sandwiches and scones are also part of the experience. The watercolour menu is yours to keep, and the Park Room, where it is served, is transformed into a wild fairy garden.

Flower Fairies Afternoon Tea at The Grosvenor. From £70 per person. Available 13 May-November 2024.

Bloomin' Lovely Afternoon Tea at The GoringAs we tipped you off last month, Belgravia hotel The Goring is getting into the spirit of flower festival Belgravia in Bloom (itself inspired by the Chelsea Flower Show), with a Bloomin' Lovely Afternoon Tea. An assortment of floral-inspired sandwiches, scones, sweet treats and teas is served in the hotel's private garden. We're particularly intrigued by the blackcurrant and hibiscus scones, though other items on the menu include a strawberry and violet cheesecake, and a chocolate and mint cake.

Bloomin' Lovely Afternoon Tea at The Goring. From £80 per person. Available 13-26 May.

Parisian Afternoon Tea at The DillyWe're HUGE fans of the London-themed afternoon tea at Piccadilly hotel The Dilly, so we're rather excited that a Parisian version is being launched this summer, to coincide with the French capital hosting the Olympics.

The sandwiches all have a French flavour, and include a baguette with sliced ham and cheese; a crêpe containing roasted vegetables and soft cheese; and the Sandwich Lyonnaise, which is made up of egg mayonnaise and mustard cress served on focaccia.

As with the London version, the art really comes through in the desserts, designed to resemble a medal, the Olympia Column, and the Mona Lisa. Of course, the Eiffel Tower is present too, in the form of a biscuit layered with chocolate mousse and mandarin gel, with the famous tower made out of chocolate sat on top. We can only hope it's half as delicious as the chocolate Big Ben on the London menu — it's the most deliciously memorable component of an afternoon tea we've had anywhere in the capital.

Parisian Afternoon Tea at The Dilly. £49 per person. Available 13 May-30 September.

Chelsea Flower Show Afternoon Tea at Number SixteenAnother botanical-inspired afternoon tea can be found at Number Sixteen in South Kensington, which showcases edible flowers in its one-week-only Chelsea Flower Show afternoon tea. The menu includes a ricotta and courgette flower vol au vent, a finger sandwich selection with the likes of roast beef and nasturtium on granary, and sweet treats including a dark chocolate and rose delice, and a viola and white macaron.

Chelsea Flower Show Afternoon Tea at Number Sixteen. From £50 per person. Available 20-26 May.


Eaten your way through all of the above? Take a look at the new afternoon tea menus which were introduced in April 2024, March 2024 and February 2024, as several of them are still available.

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Photo: Roy Reed/Streatham Kite DayMary Poppins taught us a few things — including the sheer, unadulterated joy of flying a kite.

The people of Streatham clearly recognise this — because in May, Streatham Common Kite Day returns for its 23rd innings. Here, you can watch all manner of kites flown by enthusiasts from across the world — from tiny crafts, to a life-sized blue whale kite measuring 30 metres in length.

Some teams fly dancing kites synchronised with music, and we're promised an appearance by the Flying Fish — a husband and wife double act who were previously UK National Champions.

Photo: Roy Reed/Streatham Kite DayIf the displays inspire you, there's also a chance to buy kites and get tips from experts. Alternatively, bring your own kite, and join in the fun up in the sky.

Elsewhere on the Common, food and drink stalls, an ice cream van, a bouncy castle, face painting and stalls run by local community groups will keep kite fans of all ages happy.

Photo: Streatham Kite DayStreatham Kite Day 2024 takes place on Sunday 12 May, 11am-5pm. Free entry.

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Bodiam Castle is a beauty. Photo: Dave Stacey via Unsplash.We've combined the counties of East Sussex and West Sussex to bring you some of the finest fortresses on the south coast. If castles really get your cannons rumbling, check out these beautiful castles in the neighbouring county of Kent, or east of London in the county of Essex.

Ypres Tower and Rye Castle MuseumThe Ypres Tower at Rye Castle. Photo: DeFacto via creative commonsThat castle-like building at the foot of the town of Rye is the Ypres Tower, looking out over the River Rother and beyond. Despite its name, for all intents and purposes it is a castle, having been built as part of the town's defences in the 14th century, and subsequently used as a prison and mortuary.

These days, it functions as Rye's town museum. A spiral staircase takes visitors up to the first floor (a virtual tour is available for those who can't manage the stairs), and a balcony overlooking a recreation of a medieval herb garden.

Items on display within the castle's walls including a relief model of the town, showing how the nearby coastline has changed over 1,000 years, a map of shipwrecks along the Sussex and Kent coast and a rare smuggler's lamp. Well worth an hour of your time.

Have a read of our guide to visiting Rye for further ideas of things to do while you're there.

Camber Castle, near WinchelseaCamber Castle is a rather remote place to visit. Image: Simon Carey via creative commonsIt's rare that you'll see inside Camber Castle, as the English Heritage property is only open for occasional guided tours. Its situation is an unusual one — located on a coastal nature reserve between Rye and Winchelsea, with no roads nearby, it's hidden in plain sight. It was built in Henry VIII's time as an artillery fort, and still maintains its original outline — although now its predominant foot soldiers are the resident sheep. Wouldn't want to meet them in baa-ttle.

Hastings CastleHastings Castle looks down over the seaside town. Photo: Vlad Ardeleanu via UnsplashSticking with the East Sussex coastline (for many castles around these parts were built as coastal defences), we find ourselves in the seaside town of Hastings. The eponymous fortress, Hastings Castle, sits atop the cliffs — or at least, what's left of it does. The south wall and keep are long gone, and the ruins that remain don't do justice to its history as the first Norman motte and bailey castle built in England.

These days it's run as a tourist attraction, retelling the 1066 story which this part of the world is known for, as part of the Smuggler's Adventure package. The views over Hastings town centre and out to sea are a rather glorious bonus, too. The easiest way to access the castle is via the West Hill Lift, a funicular which ferries passengers up the cliff from the seafront.

Have a look at our guide to visiting Hastings, for other things to do on your trip.

Bodiam CastlePhoto: Jack B via UnsplashSitting on the Kent-East Sussex border, Bodiam Castle is a beauty of a building. Its towering battlements may be crumbling slightly, but it cuts an imposing figure, a satisfyingly symmetrical structure reflected in a vast moat. Wander across the wooden drawbridge and explore inside the courtyard. Alas, much of the castle's interior is in ruins now, but it's still worth climbing the spiral staircase to the top of the towers for the views over the River Rother valley, and descending down to the well room, where the castle kitchens would have got their water from.

Bodiam Castle is also home to what is thought to be the largest bat roost in south-east England, looked after by a team of volunteers.

Being a National Trust property, Bodiam Castle has a tea room and gift shop on site — though from personal experience, we can also recommend The Hub, a short walk away, for lunch. Look out for regular events — they're big on archery, with talks and have-a-go sessions throughout the year.

Hertsmonceux Castle, near HailshamNote: As of March 2024, Herstmonceux Castle is closed for the foreseeable future due to recently discovered structural issues. Keep an eye on the Hertsmonceux Castle website for further updates.

Photo: LondonistThe village of Herstmonceux (pronounced 'Hirst-mon-zoo') punches well above its weight in terms of day trip potential, with a sprawling castle to explore and a science centre in its grounds.

Herstmonceux Castle is a 15th century red brick castle, fairytale-esque in appearance and surrounded by a moat. It was originally built as a private family home, and underwent extensive restoration in the 20th century. The castle itself isn't open to the public, as the building is home to an international study centre, and hosts weddings and conferences, but it is possible to book on limited guided tours.

For our money anyway, Herstmonceux Castle is best viewed while wandering through the 300 acres of grounds. Split into several themed and formal gardens, plus a sprawling woodland, it makes for a stunning countryside walk at any time of year, from the first snowdrops to the turning of the leaves in autumn. Dogs are welcome, and the Chestnut Tea Rooms in the grounds serves drinks and light refreshments. Read more about our visit to Herstmonceux Castle, including a secret folly and stunning wildflower meadows.

Pevensey Castle, near EastbournePevensey Castle. Photo: Barbara van Cleve via creative commonsOur sole experience of Pevensey Castle is a primary school class trip in the p*ssing rain — but you might have better luck. Clearly the weather was good enough on that fateful day in 1066 when William the Conqueror's army landed nearby, to convince them to stay in the country (the castle itself probably had fewer loitering school kids, and a lower entry fee back then, too).

It originated as a Roman 'Saxon Shore' fort — a series of defences along the south coast — but was extended in the century following the Conquest into the building which partly remains today. It's now in the care of English Heritage, and visitors can walk across the drawbridge, head down into the dungeon, and visit a new museum showcasing weapons, jewellery and other objects found on the site.

Lewes Castle, near BrightonLewes: go for the castle, stay for the views. Image: ShutterstockThe dilapidated Lewes Castle is worth visiting as much for the views as the building and history. Dating from Norman times, it sits atop the hilly East Sussex town of Lewes, and just when you think you've climbed high enough, there's a whole other tower which takes you even higher.

The Museum of Sussex Archaeology is located right next door, revealing the history of the local area through a selection of exhibits and a short film in the mini-cinema.

Find other things to do in and around Lewes.

Arundel Castle, near ChichesterHogwarts? Nope, just Arundel Castle. Photo: Nigel Walsh via UnsplashArundel Castle is by far the most picturesque thing you'll see on the A27 (eyes left between Chichester and Worthing), and it's not uncommon to see day trippers emerging from the station and making a beeline for the sprawling fortress. It sits atop the quaint town of Arundel, its stone walls showing tourists the way, and puts us in mind of the castle looming over the village in Beauty and the Beast.

It's in remarkably good condition, considering parts of it have got almost a millennium of history behind them. These days, the Keep, State Rooms, Bedrooms and Gardens are open to the public, with different levels of ticketing available depending how much you want to see. The Keep is part of the original Norman building, and therefore worth seeing, while the house was built in the 1870s and boasts artworks by the likes of Van Dyck, Gainsborough and Canaletto.

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Image: SPPARC architectsWest End garden claims new development will block its light and threaten its ecosystem.

It's hard to write about the Phoenix Community Garden without using the word 'oasis'. The much-loved patch of greenery is a welcome respite for many, tucked away from the bustle of Covent Garden and Charing Cross Road. But, according to campaigners, the tranquil spot is now threatened by the redevelopment of the Odeon cinema building at 135-149 Shaftesbury Avenue.

Developers Yoo Capital seek to more than double the height of the building, to accommodate a new hotel. Meanwhile, a new basement would be dug beneath the existing block as the nucleus of a live entertainment venue.

Campaigners for the Phoenix Garden and Covent Garden Community Association are concerned that this extra height will seriously overshadow the garden. The building stands south-east of the green patch, potentially blocking the sun in the first part of the day.

This, say representatives of the garden, could spell disaster for plants and wildlife: "If the application is successful, we will loose up to 60% of sunlight to the The Phoenix Garden. This will cause the destruction of many plant and bird species currently thriving in our micro climate.

The developer's own daylight and sunlight report begs to differ. Their modelling suggests 33.8% change on existing shade during a spring day. Either way, this must surely have an effect on the the garden's ecosystem.

The Odeon building opened in 1931 as the Saville Theatre, a popular West End venue. It is architecturally distinctive and carries a Grade II listing. It's also had a distinguished musical history, playing host to such luminaries as the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and Nirvana. The redevelopment would see part of the building return to live entertainment after many decades as a cinema. Cirque du Soleil has been linked to the project.

Covent Garden Community Association are not impressed. They list 12 major objections to the scheme, including damage to the appearance and context of the building, loss of a popular cinema and nuisance to the back streets from service vehicles for a 10 storey hotel. The potential harm to the Phoenix Garden and adjacent playground is also cited.

If you agree with their assessment, objections can be made until 5 May by emailing Camden planning department on Planning@Camden.gov.uk and the conservation officer Colette.Hatton@Camden.gov.uk, quoting application numbers 2024/0993/P and 2024/1005/L. (CGCA suggest copying in Planning@CoventGarden.org.uk, so they can monitor people’s points are support where possible),

The planning documents are available online from Camden's website.

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The Door.In the 1970s and 80s, psychiatric hospitals were still hidden, feared and stigmatised places.

Charles Lutyens was an artist and art therapist who visited a number of these institutions in Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire back then, meeting with — and helping to treat — the people within. He also painted much of what he saw.

The Group.From 8 June-31 August 2024, Bethlem Museum of the Mind in Bromley hosts a free exhibition — A World Apart: The Work of Charles Lutyens — in which the artist's talent for colourful, observational paintings that embody the fears, fragility and complexities of psychiatric patients, can be appreciated.

Loss.Colin Gale, Director of Bethlem Museum of the Mind, said: "Lutyens has poured empathy for his subjects into his art through careful rendering and visual metaphor and has drawn on, and depicted, his own feelings. As well as documenting aspects of daily life in institutions, Lutyens' work also comprises a poignant record of human emotion and experience."

The Museum of the Mind is worth a visit any time.Lutyens trained at Chelsea, Slade, St Martin's and Central Schools of Art in London, and created the creating Angels of the Heavenly Host — the UK's largest single-artist mosaic — which can be seen at St Paul's Church, Bow Common.

Corridor EncounterThe Museum of the Mind, by the way, is worth a visit any time. Working in cahoots with the Bethlem Royal Hospital in Beckenham, it runs art workshops for patients, and has a fascinating art gallery/museum space, based within the 1930s administration building. It is also home to the infamous sculptures of 'Melancholy' and 'Raving Madness', which flanked the hospital entrance between 1676 and 1815, when it was at Moorfields in the City then St George's Fields in Kennington — a time when psychiatric needs were often dealt with poorly.

Psychogeriatric WardA World Apart: The Work of Charles Lutyens, Bethlem Museum of the Mind, 8 June-31 August 2024, free

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Namaste, shalamah and shakattack. Clinton Baptiste is one of the country's pre-eminent mediums, clairvoyants and psychics. As he embarks on his latest tour, Roller Ghoster, Londonist talks to Clinton about cemeteries, celebrity ghosts and the Bakerloo line extension.

"Highgate Cemetery has celebrity ghosts — not boring everyday folk." London is chocka with spirits. What's the most memorable encounter you've had here?I once bumped into the ghost of Peter Stringfellow in St Martin's Lane. He told me he has his own Cabaret of (literally) Angels in the Celestial Realm nowadays. He doesn't let them sit on his lap anymore up there, cos the combined weight of him, them and his massive hair sees them falling through the clouds. He still looks good though. He can't beat them dead ladiez off with a dirty harp, that fella!

What's the best place to go ghost hunting in London?I would say Highgate Cemetery. It has a few celebrity ghosts n' that up there. Not boring everyday folk. Gimme Karl Marx or George Michael any day. In fact I had a healthy debate with those two the other night around midnight among the gravestones. Marx is giving it "Freedom is Collective and Economic in Nature. In Bourgeois Concept, existence of an economic inequality as a hallmark of and a necessary consequence of freedom". George just said "I don't want your freedom." We fell about. He's funny like that, George — don't give a monkeys.

"You can often hear the wails of tormented souls in purgatory when in Brompton Cemetery. Still, that could be The Shed at Chelsea FC which backs onto it." Image: Mark Seton via creative commonsAnd what's your favourite of the Magnificent Seven cemeteries?Without doubt it's Brompton. I have often had publicity photos shot there. Beautiful light, however you can often hear the wails of tormented souls in purgatory. Still, that could be The Shed at Chelsea FC which backs onto it.

Are you able to look into the future and tell us what the next big hipster London trend is?Simple. It's a new thing where hipsters sport the merch from a top medium show in London. They don't even have to go to the show, as it goes. Just turn up and buy the merch. Grey, white or black T- shirts in all sizes. Er...and mugs. And programmes.

And can you tell us when the Bakerloo line extension is actually going to happen?When hell freezes over, which is no time soon with global warming an' that.

"Why didn't I foresee selling out and booking a fourth night at Leicester Square? Damn my third eye."Your central London shows are sold out. Why didn't you foresee this and book an extra night?I normally consult my spiritual oracle at Phil McIntyre Entertainments about that sort of thing from his golden throne on Newman Street W1. Whatever he foresees in the corporeal world of Ticketmaster he advises me and then I act on it. Mind you, we will be doing an extension of the tour next year, so I strongly predict your readers will come to that instead, if they can't get tickets. But yes, my little padawan, that is a very good point the more I think about it. Why didn't I foresee it? Damn my third eye.

Clinton Baptiste appears in his new show Roller Ghoster at Leicester Square Theatre from 10-12 May 2024, although it's waiting list only. Tickets are still available for many other dates on the UK tour, including the Beck Theatre in Hayes (9 June) and Clapham Grand (6 November).

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The London Marathon but a lot shorter... and with fizz. For shame. Image: __andrew via creative commonsThe Soho Waiters' Race is one of the capital's most gloriously kooky annual events. Here's our run-down of the most enjoyable race you're going to watch all year.

Go on then, what's this all about? You know the London Marathon? Well this is absolutely nothing like that. The Soho Waiters' Race sees dozens of service staff dash around Soho while balancing sundry items on a tray. For the winner: eternal glory and a cash prize. For everyone else: smashed glass, shame and a stitch*.

What's the route? Competitors start outside the French House pub, up Dean Street, round Soho Square, down Greek Street, across Romilly Street and back across the finish line at the French House Pub — dodging startled tourists as they go.

What are the rules? You've got to be a waiter/waitress. You must complete the course brandishing a tray, a napkin, a half bottle of champagne and a champagne glass. (It's actually prosecco these days, austerity Britain and all that.) You can only hold the tray with one hand. You can steady items on the tray for no more than three paces. You must get all items over the finish line intact. You no longer have to wear a starched white jacket/bowtie — although the rules state you must look 'fantastic'. For some waiters this means going topless (see above).

Image: British Newspaper ArchiveHow long has this been going on for? The first London waiters' race was actually run around an athletics track in Chiswick in 1949 (here's the video to prove it). This itself was inspired by Paris' la course de garçons de cafe, dating way back to 1914. By 1955, someone had twigged the London race would be infinitely more fun to do in the middle of Soho — and so the Soho's Waiters' Race was conceived. By some accounts, competitors took it pretty seriously. Catford locals thought they were seeing things when a couple of waiters went out training for the race in their white jackets. Some 70 waiters took part in that 1955 Soho dash. The winner was one S. Crisevolo of The Ivy.

Does it make one hell of a mess? Yup — broken glass and spilt fizz everywhere — especially as the waiters speed up approaching the finish line. Any who finish with their bottle still intact tend to spray the contents all over the place, too. It's a throwback to the gritty days of Soho — a few precious moments of mayhem before everyone goes back to their iPhones.

The benefits of not smashing your bottle. Image: LondonistWhen is the 2024 Soho Waiters' Race? Sunday 21 July, at 3.30pm. The race always starts from the French House on Dean Street — a boozer that's busy at the best of times. Don't fret though, in recent years we've managed to grab a bottle of the Cidre Breton, and perch on the other side of the road for a decent view of the start/finish line. Other parts of the route are less crowded. You could always sprawl out in Soho Square with your own bottle of fizz.

Slow and steady wins the race... sometimes. Image: __andrew via creative commonsWhat do I do once the fun's all over? The Waiters' Race is part of an entire day of good old fashioned summertime fun known as the Soho Village Fete, which also includes small joys like snail racing, a tug of war between two teams from the emergency services, and a spaghetti eating contest.

If I like this, I might also like... Any number of London's other barmy rituals which involve booze and weird s**t, including Swearing on the Horns and Twelfth Night. The Lambeth Country Show is probably a bit of you, too.

*A stitch from running too fast, not, hopefully, from the broken glass

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Psst! Join Londonist for a party in a brewery on Wednesday 12 June — to celebrate our 20th!

The Prince in West Brompton has cracking drink deals every Wednesday.Wednesday: if you squint hard enough, you can just about make out the weekend in the far distance. But there's still a way to go, so you should probably treat yourself to drinks/night out/activity. Maybe you call Wednesday hump day. Maybe the phrase 'hump day' makes you a bit sick in your mouth. Either way, here're our surefire guide to keeping yourself entertained on a Wednesday in London.

GO ON A GUIDED TOUR: "A Wednesday in London sets me up again and starts me," Charles Dickens once almost said (he didn't specifically cite Wednesday but y'know.) Lots of guided tours take place every Wednesday in London, including City Guides' walk in the footsteps of Charles Dickens. Other Wednesday walks are themed around The Waste Land, the Beatles and hidden pubs.

LAP UP A LUNCHTIME CONCERT: Westminster Cathedral hosts 30-minute lunchtime concerts every Wednesday starting at 1.15pm — and they're free to enjoy.

Got 30 mins to spare on a Weds lunchtime? Westminster Cathedral hosts weekly concerts. Image: © Mazur/catholicnews.org.uk via creative commonsSHIMMY TO SALSA: Rumba Latina UK shimmies into Boxpark Wembley every other Wednesday, offering up a beginners' class, an improvers' class — and ending on a social dancing free for all.

CATCH THE LAUGH TRAIN HOME: Every Wednesday, the Laugh Train Home comedy club at the Four Thieves in Battersea invites you aboard for a rollicking ride, starring top stand up-comedians — think Maisie Adams, Sophie Duker, Jordan Brookes, Janine Harouni... we could go on and on. Other comedy clubs taking place on a Weds include Kilburn Comedy Club (Kilburn), Comedy Bandits (Clapham) and Comedy Virgins (Stockwell).

TRY YOUR HAND AT LIFE DRAWING: A different model each week, professional stage lighting, and stonking playlists are promised at the Owl and Hitchhiker's weekly Wednesday life drawing classes.

Wednesdays are chocka with open mic nights. Image: Matthias Wagner via UnsplashSIGN UP TO AN OPEN MIC: Wednesdays are popular for open mic nights, where you can watch acts perform for free, or even have a turn yourself. They include:

  • Cock & Bottle, Notting Hill (weekly)
  • London Unplugged Showcase, George IV, Chiswick (weekly)
  • Kilburn Arms, Kilburn (weekly)
  • Ram Jam Records, Kingston (weekly)
  • Phil's Open Mic Night, Stag's Head, Hoxton (every other Weds)
  • Lasso the Moon, Grove Tavern, Hammersmith (first Weds of the month)

TEST YOURSELF WITH A PUB QUIZ: Many weekly pub quizzes across London fall on a Wednesday, but here's a selection of particularly good quizzes/pubs:

  • Hackney Church Brew Co, Hackney Central — £75 prize
  • The Montpelier, Peckham — £50 prize
  • Exhibit, Balham — free to play
  • The Porchester, Bayswater — lots of prizes to be won
  • Royal Oak, Borough — boost your brainpower with a couple of pints of Harvey's

A WICKED WEDS WETTING YOUR WHISTLE: It might be called the Last Tuesday Society, but Wednesday is arguably the most tempting day on the calendar at Viktor Wynd's emporium of oddities — once a month on this day it hosts a liquor tasting masterclass, honing in on the likes of rum, brandy and mezcal.

GET GAMING: The Table in Battersea Rise holds a games night on the first Wednesday of the month, where you and your pals can dig into a range of board games while sipping a cocktail or two, or even shovel smoked ham hock and chorizo hash into your gob while contemplating your next move.

First Weds of the month at The Table is board game night. Image: Nik Korba via UnsplashSCORE WEDNESDAY BARGAINS: Seeking midweek deals? Here are a few that have caught our eye:

  • The Prince in West Brompton (which has a marvellously verdant roof terrace) does a Wednesday Club drink deal each week, where you can score a house cocktail for £7 or a pint of Jubel for £5.50.
  • The Travellers Friend in Wood Green has a 2-for-1 deal on burgers every Wednesday.
  • Camden tiki bar Jungla does 90 minutes of bottomless Bellinis for £23.99 every Wednesday between 5pm and 8pm.
  • FAM Bar, just off Oxford Street has a happy hour every Wednesday, 4pm-7pm, feat. £8 cocktails and £4 draught beers.
  • Hay's on the River, in the beautiful Hay's Galleria near London Bridge, has 2-for-1 pizza every Wednesday from 12pm-4pm.

SOAK UP SOME SPOKEN WORD: Jawdance is London's "biggest spoken word night", and it takes place at Rich Mix in Shoreditch one Wednesday each month, featuring three poets who unerringly possess a fascinating backstory, twinned with dazzling performance skills.

GET YOUR GROOVE ON: One Wednesday a month, Upstairs@Ronnie's hosts Braziliance — a night of live bossanova, samba and other such genres, as played by The GAB Trio, that'll transport you to the sun-drenched beaches of Rio.

Have we missed a regular Wednesday happening? Email will@londonist.com and we'll consider adding it!

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All weekendHead to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commonsBANK HOLIDAY: Take a look at our guide to spending the bank holiday weekend in London for ways to fill your time, from walking routes to top-notch pubs to guided tours and cultural days out.

BEYOND LONDON: Alternatively, ditch the capital altogether. Our Beyond London section has plenty of ideas for day trips and weekend breaks within easy reach of the capital, whatever the weather. Perhaps you fancy sleeping in a Dolly Parton-themed hotel room, hitting up a couple of quirky museums, or kicking back with a cuppa and a scone at a traditional tea room.

CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 4-6 May

STREETHUNT GAMES: Here's a unique way to keep you and your crew occupied over the long weekend: a self-guided team adventure around the streets of London. Part scavenger hunt, part escape room, part murder mystery, Streethunt Games offer a unique way to explore the capital. Untangle a coffee-soaked tale of corporate corruption or crack codes to claim your rightful inheritance – there are two difficulty levels to choose from, so both families and super-sleuths can get involved. (sponsor)

RUISLIP LIDO RAILWAY: Choo choo! The Ruislip Lido Railway (which we're partial to riding ourselves) holds a Gala Weekend, where the public can get a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep the railway running. Visit the workshop and yard, sit in some of the locomotives on display, and — if you like what you see — find out about becoming a volunteer. 4-6 May

POND DIPPING: Get to know your pond skater from your stickleback at the pond dipping weekend at London Wetland Centre in Barnes. Drop in at the pond zone and learn about what goes on under the water. It's included in admission fee, and there's also interactive storytelling for younger visitors. 4-6 May

Days out near London? We've got you covered. Photo: LondonistGRAND DESIGNS LIVE: Want to transform your home? Get all sorts of inspiration for FREE with a pair of complimentary tickets to Grand Designs Live at ExCeL London. Whether you’re renovating, self-building, or just updating the décor, this is a fantastic place to start — there are live talks, exclusive offers from a ton of exhibitors, and free consultations available with architects, designers and more. Claim your free tickets with the code LONDONIST. 4-12 May (sponsor)

LIGHT INTO LIFE: 20 artworks by Marc Quinn form new exhibition Light Into Life at Kew Gardens, which opens on Saturday. The artist worked in close collaboration with Kew scientists and horticulturists to identify significant plants from across the collections to inspire the works, which include installations and sculptural portraits. 4 May-29 September

PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITIONS: A reminder that the Sony World Photography Awards Exhibition is ongoing at Somerset House, with stories from around the world told through photography. If that interests you, so might the World Press Photo exhibition, which opens in time for this weekend. Until 6 May

TURN IT UP: The Science Museum's family-friendly and interactive deep-dive into how music shapes our lives, including a musical playground, ends on Monday. It's a chance to play some weird and wonderful instruments, and learn more about the science behind sound. Until 6 May

Between The Bridges reopens in time for the bank holiday weekend. Photo: Luke DysonTHE PHANTOM MENACE: The Prince Charles Cinema marks the upcoming 25th anniversary of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace by screening the George Lucas-directed film multiple times over this week. May the 4th might be a good day to watch it... 3-9 May

ASIAN FILMS: There are various events from the UK Asian Film Festival programme taking place around London (and beyond) this weekend. Watch a selection of five films made within 48 hours, or be at the UK premiere of British Asian film A Game of Two Halves, among other options. Until 12 May

MICHELANGELO: One of our art critic's picks for the best exhibitions to see in London in May, the British Museum's new Michelangelo show focuses on the later decades of the artist's life, when he left Florence for Rome. Architectural projects, drawings, poems and intimate letters from this period all feature. 2 May-28 July

BETWEEN THE BRIDGES: The summer programme of events at open-air riverside venue Between The Bridges is underway in time for the bank holiday weekend, including a drag brunch and Glitterfest on Saturday. DJs, themed club nights, drag shows and bottomless brunches all feature throughout the summer, and there are several bars and street food vendors on site. From 2 May

Saturday 4 MayEurosmash Festival takes place at Woolwich WorksHIP HOP DANCE THEATRE: Breakin' Convention, apparently the world's biggest festival of hip hop dance theatre, takes over Sadler's Wells for two evenings of shows featuring performers from the UK, France, Netherlands and South Korea. 4-5 May

OPEN GARDEN: Bell House in Dulwich opens its two-acre garden to the public, giving you a chance to explore its Walled Garden, House Garden, and other areas, with tea and coffee available. 11.30am-1pm

SHAKE THE HIGH ROAD: Independent music festival Shake The High Road takes over various venues in Leytonstone — including pubs, bars and a church — for a day of 20+ live music acts and DJs, plus a family-friendly disco. All venues are within easy walking distance of each other and one ticket gets you access to all events. 12pm-2am

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly opening of the little-known London Sewing Machine Museum goes ahead on bank holidays. It's a chance to view a private collection of hundreds of machines, including one which was owned by Queen Victoria's daughter — read more about it here. 2pm-5pm

EUROSMASH: Woolwich Works hosts one-day music festival Eurosmash, featuring live acts and fan favourites from Eurovision across the years, including Jedward and 1997 winner Katrina. In addition to the music, expect live comedy, drag queens, games stands and a selection of European-themed food trucks. From 2.30pm

STAR WARS CHEMISTRY: When better than Star Wars Day (May the 4th...) to delve into the chemistry of Star Wars? That's what's happening at the Royal Institution tonight, where chemist Alex Baker explores the science behind the freezing of Han Solo, the colours of lightsabers, the reactions that power star ships and much more. 7pm-8.30pm

Estella Adeyeri guest DJs at Scared To DanceFLEETWOOD MAC: Tribute band Rumours of Fleetwood Mac — who are endorsed by Mick Fleetwood himself — perform the last of three shows at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea. Sing and dance along to the rock band's best-known hits. 7.30pm

BUGSY MALONE: The New Cross and Deptford Free Film Festival comes to a close with an outdoor screening of Bugsy Malone (1976) in Telegraph Hill Park... powered by bikes. Take along a blanket to sit on, and dress for the weather. FREE, 7.45pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Estella Adeyeri, guitarist and vocalist of punk band Big Joanie, is guest DJ at this week's Scared to Dance at The Victoria in Dalston. Enjoy an evening of post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music by the likes of David Bowie, Wet Leg, Talking Heads, Joy Division, The Cure, Cate Le Bon and The Velvet Underground. 10pm

Sunday 5 MayCelebrate the Blackhorse Beer Mile. Photo: Chris CoulsonMEXFEST: Arrive hungry at Hackney Bridge, which brings together 12 Mexican street food vendors from across London for MexFest. Try dishes such as tacos, tamales, churros and pan dulce as you wander around the Mexican market — plus there's a live DJ going until 2am. 5-6 May

GRAND FLANEUR WALK: 'A celebration of the pure, the immutable and the pointless, taken by the bold, the adventurous and the inebriated' is how organisers describe the Grand Flaneur Walk, a stroll without purpose, with participants wearing their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches, the works! FREE, 12pm

BEER MILE BIRTHDAY: The Blackhorse Beer Mile — a local community of breweries and bars — celebrates its second birthday in a free-entry event at Big Penny Social. Signature Brew, Pretty Decent, Exale, Beerblefish Brewing, Renegade, Hackney Wild Card Brewery and Burnt Faith all take part, with 20 beers on tap, plus live music, DJs, and food such as pizza and burgers available to buy. 12pm-1am

EADE ROAD MARKET: Stock up on vintage clothes and jewellery, records and tapes, arts and crafts and plenty more at Eade Road Market, hosted at New River Studios in north London. There's also food and drink to keep you happy. If the weather's decent, pair it with a walk around Woodbury Wetlands. 12.30pm-5.30pm

EEK-A-MOUSE: Jamaican dancehall Eek-a-Mouse is in the garden of Lewisham's Fox and Firkin this afternoon, headlining Rubadub Sunday — a show that also features Da Fuchaman and the Fire Blaze Band, Reggae Roast ft. Horseman and Natty Campbell, Irie Ites ft. Ras Demo, Prince Fatty, and Nicky Blackmarket. 2pm

BOOZE-FREE COMEDY: Alternatively, go booze-free for the afternoon in Bethnal Green, as Backyard Comedy Club hosts the London Alcohol-Free Comedy Club. Comedians including Rich Wilson and Meryl O'Rourke take to the stage while the bar serves a range of alcohol-free drinks. 3.30pm-5.30pm

MACBETH: Barbican Cinema screens a recording of Ralph Fiennes and Indira Varma performing in Shakespeare's Macbeth, a tale of power and revenge. It was filmed when the production was in London earlier this year. 5pm

IMPROV COMEDY: Gag troupe The Comedy Store Players — consisting of Rosie Lawrence, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Ruth Bratt — take up their regular Sunday evening slot at the Comedy Store for an evening of improv comedy. They take audience suggestions for characters, locations and genres, and build a show live in front of you. 7.30pm

PINK MARTINI: Oregon-based multi-genre band Pink Martini grace the stage of the Royal Albert Hall, celebrating their 30th anniversary with a blend of Latin, jazz, pop and classical tunes. 7.30pm

Bank holiday Monday 6 MaySeonaid Aitken's Rose Room kicks off the London Gypsy Jazz Festival.GYPSY JAZZ FESTIVAL: The jazz style affectionately known as 'Gypsy Jazz' is celebrated at the London Gypsy Jazz Festival. It's the event's third edition, and has concerts and shows taking place at various events over seven nights, beginning with a performance by award-winning violinist and singer Seonaid Aitken and Scottish band Rose Room at Brasserie Zedel tonight. 6-12 May

JUMBLE TRAIL: The area around Francis Road in Leyton is taken over by a jumble trail, with stalls popping up in up to 100 residents' gardens, selling pre-loved items including kid's clothes and toys, bric-a-brac, homewares, clothing and the like. Navigate the trail using this map. 11am-4pm

GUN SALUTE: Bank holiday Monday marks a year since the coronation of King Charles III, an anniversary being marked by a 41-round gun salute in Hyde Park — something to be aware of if you're in the area at midday. FREE, 6 May

POGUES: Spider Stacy and James Fearnley from the Pogues join author Donal Fallon at the MOTH Club in Hackney, to discuss their debut album, Red Roses for Me, which turns 40 this year. 1pm

MONDAY MATINEE: Head to the Handel Hendrix House in Mayfair for a lunchtime concert. Beth Stone and Aidan Phillips perform a programme of flute and harpsichord sonatas from baroque composers linked to the life of George Frideric Handel. 1pm

CHINGFORD: Head north-east, for a walking tour of Chingford with Joanna Moncrieff. You'll discover a 17th century dovecote, the remains of the manor house Pimp Hall, and finish up at a 19th Century refreshment retreat on the edge of Epping Forest. 2pm-4pm

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All weekendHead to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commonsBANK HOLIDAY: Take a look at our guide to spending the bank holiday weekend in London for ways to fill your time, from walking routes to top-notch pubs to guided tours and cultural days out.

BEYOND LONDON: Alternatively, ditch the capital altogether. Our Beyond London section has plenty of ideas for day trips and weekend breaks within easy reach of the capital, whatever the weather. Perhaps you fancy sleeping in a Dolly Parton-themed hotel room, hitting up a couple of quirky museums, or kicking back with a cuppa and a scone at a traditional tea room.

CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 4-6 May

STREETHUNT GAMES: Here's a unique way to keep you and your crew occupied over the long weekend: a self-guided team adventure around the streets of London. Part scavenger hunt, part escape room, part murder mystery, Streethunt Games offer a unique way to explore the capital. Untangle a coffee-soaked tale of corporate corruption or crack codes to claim your rightful inheritance – there are two difficulty levels to choose from, so both families and super-sleuths can get involved. (sponsor)

RUISLIP LIDO RAILWAY: Choo choo! The Ruislip Lido Railway (which we're partial to riding ourselves) holds a Gala Weekend, where the public can get a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep the railway running. Visit the workshop and yard, sit in some of the locomotives on display, and — if you like what you see — find out about becoming a volunteer. 4-6 May

POND DIPPING: Get to know your pond skater from your stickleback at the pond dipping weekend at London Wetland Centre in Barnes. Drop in at the pond zone and learn about what goes on under the water. It's included in admission fee, and there's also interactive storytelling for younger visitors. 4-6 May

Days out near London? We've got you covered. Photo: LondonistGRAND DESIGNS LIVE: Want to transform your home? Get all sorts of inspiration for FREE with a pair of complimentary tickets to Grand Designs Live at ExCeL London. Whether you’re renovating, self-building, or just updating the décor, this is a fantastic place to start — there are live talks, exclusive offers from a ton of exhibitors, and free consultations available with architects, designers and more. Claim your free tickets with the code LONDONIST. 4-12 May (sponsor)

LIGHT INTO LIFE: 20 artworks by Marc Quinn form new exhibition Light Into Life at Kew Gardens, which opens on Saturday. The artist worked in close collaboration with Kew scientists and horticulturists to identify significant plants from across the collections to inspire the works, which include installations and sculptural portraits. 4 May-29 September

PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITIONS: A reminder that the Sony World Photography Awards Exhibition is ongoing at Somerset House, with stories from around the world told through photography. If that interests you, so might the World Press Photo exhibition, which opens in time for this weekend. Until 6 May

TURN IT UP: The Science Museum's family-friendly and interactive deep-dive into how music shapes our lives, including a musical playground, ends on Monday. It's a chance to play some weird and wonderful instruments, and learn more about the science behind sound. Until 6 May

Between The Bridges reopens in time for the bank holiday weekend. Photo: Luke DysonTHE PHANTOM MENACE: The Prince Charles Cinema marks the upcoming 25th anniversary of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace by screening the George Lucas-directed film multiple times over this week. May the 4th might be a good day to watch it... 3-9 May

ASIAN FILMS: There are various events from the UK Asian Film Festival programme taking place around London (and beyond) this weekend. Watch a selection of five films made within 48 hours, or be at the UK premiere of British Asian film A Game of Two Halves, among other options. Until 12 May

MICHELANGELO: One of our art critic's picks for the best exhibitions to see in London in May, the British Museum's new Michelangelo show focuses on the later decades of the artist's life, when he left Florence for Rome. Architectural projects, drawings, poems and intimate letters from this period all feature. 2 May-28 July

BETWEEN THE BRIDGES: The summer programme of events at open-air riverside venue Between The Bridges is underway in time for the bank holiday weekend, including a drag brunch and Glitterfest on Saturday. DJs, themed club nights, drag shows and bottomless brunches all feature throughout the summer, and there are several bars and street food vendors on site. From 2 May

Saturday 4 MayEurosmash Festival takes place at Woolwich WorksHIP HOP DANCE THEATRE: Breakin' Convention, apparently the world's biggest festival of hip hop dance theatre, takes over Sadler's Wells for two evenings of shows featuring performers from the UK, France, Netherlands and South Korea. 4-5 May

OPEN GARDEN: Bell House in Dulwich opens its two-acre garden to the public, giving you a chance to explore its Walled Garden, House Garden, and other areas, with tea and coffee available. 11.30am-1pm

SHAKE THE HIGH ROAD: Independent music festival Shake The High Road takes over various venues in Leytonstone — including pubs, bars and a church — for a day of 20+ live music acts and DJs, plus a family-friendly disco. All venues are within easy walking distance of each other and one ticket gets you access to all events. 12pm-2am

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly opening of the little-known London Sewing Machine Museum goes ahead on bank holidays. It's a chance to view a private collection of hundreds of machines, including one which was owned by Queen Victoria's daughter — read more about it here. 2pm-5pm

EUROSMASH: Woolwich Works hosts one-day music festival Eurosmash, featuring live acts and fan favourites from Eurovision across the years, including Jedward and 1997 winner Katrina. In addition to the music, expect live comedy, drag queens, games stands and a selection of European-themed food trucks. From 2.30pm

STAR WARS CHEMISTRY: When better than Star Wars Day (May the 4th...) to delve into the chemistry of Star Wars? That's what's happening at the Royal Institution tonight, where chemist Alex Baker explores the science behind the freezing of Han Solo, the colours of lightsabers, the reactions that power star ships and much more. 7pm-8.30pm

Estella Adeyeri guest DJs at Scared To DanceFLEETWOOD MAC: Tribute band Rumours of Fleetwood Mac — who are endorsed by Mick Fleetwood himself — perform the last of three shows at Cadogan Hall in Chelsea. Sing and dance along to the rock band's best-known hits. 7.30pm

BUGSY MALONE: The New Cross and Deptford Free Film Festival comes to a close with an outdoor screening of Bugsy Malone (1976) in Telegraph Hill Park... powered by bikes. Take along a blanket to sit on, and dress for the weather. FREE, 7.45pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Estella Adeyeri, guitarist and vocalist of punk band Big Joanie, is guest DJ at this week's Scared to Dance at The Victoria in Dalston. Enjoy an evening of post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music by the likes of David Bowie, Wet Leg, Talking Heads, Joy Division, The Cure, Cate Le Bon and The Velvet Underground. 10pm

Sunday 5 MayCelebrate the Blackhorse Beer Mile. Photo: Chris CoulsonMEXFEST: Arrive hungry at Hackney Bridge, which brings together 12 Mexican street food vendors from across London for MexFest. Try dishes such as tacos, tamales, churros and pan dulce as you wander around the Mexican market — plus there's a live DJ going until 2am. 5-6 May

GRAND FLANEUR WALK: 'A celebration of the pure, the immutable and the pointless, taken by the bold, the adventurous and the inebriated' is how organisers describe the Grand Flaneur Walk, a stroll without purpose, with participants wearing their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches, the works! FREE, 12pm

BEER MILE BIRTHDAY: The Blackhorse Beer Mile — a local community of breweries and bars — celebrates its second birthday in a free-entry event at Big Penny Social. Signature Brew, Pretty Decent, Exale, Beerblefish Brewing, Renegade, Hackney Wild Card Brewery and Burnt Faith all take part, with 20 beers on tap, plus live music, DJs, and food such as pizza and burgers available to buy. 12pm-1am

EADE ROAD MARKET: Stock up on vintage clothes and jewellery, records and tapes, arts and crafts and plenty more at Eade Road Market, hosted at New River Studios in north London. There's also food and drink to keep you happy. If the weather's decent, pair it with a walk around Woodbury Wetlands. 12.30pm-5.30pm

EEK-A-MOUSE: Jamaican dancehall Eek-a-Mouse is in the garden of Lewisham's Fox and Firkin this afternoon, headlining Rubadub Sunday — a show that also features Da Fuchaman and the Fire Blaze Band, Reggae Roast ft. Horseman and Natty Campbell, Irie Ites ft. Ras Demo, Prince Fatty, and Nicky Blackmarket. 2pm

BOOZE-FREE COMEDY: Alternatively, go booze-free for the afternoon in Bethnal Green, as Backyard Comedy Club hosts the London Alcohol-Free Comedy Club. Comedians including Rich Wilson and Meryl O'Rourke take to the stage while the bar serves a range of alcohol-free drinks. 3.30pm-5.30pm

MACBETH: Barbican Cinema screens a recording of Ralph Fiennes and Indira Varma performing in Shakespeare's Macbeth, a tale of power and revenge. It was filmed when the production was in London earlier this year. 5pm

IMPROV COMEDY: Gag troupe The Comedy Store Players — consisting of Rosie Lawrence, Richard Vranch, Neil Mullarkey, Lee Simpson and Ruth Bratt — take up their regular Sunday evening slot at the Comedy Store for an evening of improv comedy. They take audience suggestions for characters, locations and genres, and build a show live in front of you. 7.30pm

PINK MARTINI: Oregon-based multi-genre band Pink Martini grace the stage of the Royal Albert Hall, celebrating their 30th anniversary with a blend of Latin, jazz, pop and classical tunes. 7.30pm

Bank holiday Monday 6 MaySeonaid Aitken's Rose Room kicks off the London Gypsy Jazz Festival.GYPSY JAZZ FESTIVAL: The jazz style affectionately known as 'Gypsy Jazz' is celebrated at the London Gypsy Jazz Festival. It's the event's third edition, and has concerts and shows taking place at various events over seven nights, beginning with a performance by award-winning violinist and singer Seonaid Aitken and Scottish band Rose Room at Brasserie Zedel tonight. 6-12 May

JUMBLE TRAIL: The area around Francis Road in Leyton is taken over by a jumble trail, with stalls popping up in up to 100 residents' gardens, selling pre-loved items including kid's clothes and toys, bric-a-brac, homewares, clothing and the like. Navigate the trail using this map. 11am-4pm

GUN SALUTE: Bank holiday Monday marks a year since the coronation of King Charles III, an anniversary being marked by a 41-round gun salute in Hyde Park — something to be aware of if you're in the area at midday. FREE, 6 May

POGUES: Spider Stacy and James Fearnley from the Pogues join author Donal Fallon at the MOTH Club in Hackney, to discuss their debut album, Red Roses for Me, which turns 40 this year. 1pm

MONDAY MATINEE: Head to the Handel Hendrix House in Mayfair for a lunchtime concert. Beth Stone and Aidan Phillips perform a programme of flute and harpsichord sonatas from baroque composers linked to the life of George Frideric Handel. 1pm

CHINGFORD: Head north-east, for a walking tour of Chingford with Joanna Moncrieff. You'll discover a 17th century dovecote, the remains of the manor house Pimp Hall, and finish up at a 19th Century refreshment retreat on the edge of Epping Forest. 2pm-4pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Head to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commonsLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Seek out an unusual starGresham College's Professor of Astronomy (and BBC Sky at Night presenter) Chris Lintott gives a talk about Boyajian's Star — aka Tabby's Star — a faint presence in the constellation of Cygnus.

Head to Conway Hall on Monday evening to find out what might be causing it to flicker, and how citizen scientists are crucial in finding and identifying unusual objects in the universe.

Takes place at Conway Hall, but as it's a Gresham College lecture, it's free. Alternatively, watch online — also free.

Free, 29 April.

Go on a guided tour of the Museum of the HomeThree days of the week, Hoxton's Museum of the Home puts on 30-45 minute long guided tours which hone in on objects from the collection. These include tea sets, paintings and clothing — and provide a gateway into deeper histories involving social norms of centuries past, and the injustices of the British Empire.

£5, 1, 3 and 5 May (and every Weds, Fri and Sunday)

Brew over the Craft of TeaItems from The Chitra Collection go on display in a free exhibition.The Chitra Collection is an archive of tea heritage, sourced by Nirmal Sethia, chairman of luxury tea company Newby London. This week, 40+ notable pieces from the collection go on display in a free exhibition at The Goldsmiths' Centre, spanning the 17th-21st century.

The Craft of Tea: 1660-2024 exhibition includes teapots from India, Japan, Netherlands and England. It's divided into eight themes, from the early beginnings of the tea trade in Europe, through tea taking as ritual, power and rebellion, to the boundary-pushing teapots of the modern and contemporary period.

Free, 1 May-27 June.

Indulge in culture at a free lunchtime concertOnce again Highgate's Lauderdale House offers a free lunchtime concert in the Long Gallery, overlooking Waterlow Park. This time Michiko Negami (violinist), Johanna Byrn (mezzo soprano) and Clare Clements (piano) perform, marking the centenary of Irish composer Charles Villiers Stanford with his interpretation of Keats' poem La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

Free, 2 May.

Immerse yourself in the London art world There's a lovely community of London art-lovers over on our Urban Palette newsletter - with free weekly reads sent out every Monday rounding up some of the biggest news, reviews, interviews and insights from London's art world and plenty of (also free!) opportunities to meet up at exhibitions around the city. Sign up at the link to become part of the community.

Free, ongoing.

Look out for the Grand Flaneur Walk on Sunday. Image: Martin SoulStealer via creative commonExplore a medicinal gardenThe Royal College of Physicians Museum — located next to Regent's Park — stays open late on Thursday for an evening exploring both the museum itself and the medicinal garden. Join a guided tour to learn which plants are still used in medicine today, and view items from the library and archives related to the topic of medicinal plants.

Free, 2 May.

Feast your eyes on free film screeningsThe New Cross and Deptford Free Film Festival runs until Saturday this week, offering free film screenings in a variety of locations in the local area. Watch 2012 Chilean film No at Vive Living, catch an evening of short films at Art Hub Gallery, or attend an open-air screening of Bugsy Malone on Saturday evening, among other events.

Nearby, the Herne Hill Free Film Festival gets underway on Thursday, launching with a screening of 2023 documentary Scala!!!, about the legendary King's Cross venue. Browse the full programme to see what else is happening over the 10-day festival.

As the name suggests, all events at both festivals are free — though donations for local charities are welcome at all screenings.

Free, until 4 May/2-12 May.

Celebrate London's waterways at the Canalway CavalcadeMore than 100 boats moor up in Little Venice (near Paddington) for the bank holiday weekend, as the Canalway Cavalcade returns.

It's a celebration of life on the waterways, though it's open to everyone. Wander among decorated boats while enjoying live music, stalls, and children's entertainment. It's worth sticking around for Sunday evening if you can, as a parade of illuminated boats lights up the area.

Free entry, 4-6 May.

Fop out at the Grand Flaneur WalkWatch — or join — dozens of well-dressed dandies taking to the streets of central London for the Grand Flaneur Walk on Sunday.

The quirky event is described as a 'celebration of the pure, the immutable and the pointless, taken by the bold, the adventurous and the inebriated'. Participants dress up in their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches — and wander without aim or purpose.

Free, 5 May.

Find out what scientists doPhoto: John SturrockScience journal Nature has a free open-air exhibition showcasing 50 photographs of scientists at work, aiming to inspire children to pursue careers in STEM.

What Does A Scientist Look Like? challenges stereotypes of what a scientist does, with examples including Egyptian scientists creating new flower colours, surfing scientists exploring coral reefs in Hawaii, and the Pope's astronomer in Rome. Each image has a QR code which can be scanned to read an interview with the person pictured.

See the exhibition throughout the King's Cross area, including King's Boulevard, Pancras Square, Lewis Cubitt Square and Battle Bridge Place.

Free, until 10 June.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Head to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commonsLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Seek out an unusual starGresham College's Professor of Astronomy (and BBC Sky at Night presenter) Chris Lintott gives a talk about Boyajian's Star — aka Tabby's Star — a faint presence in the constellation of Cygnus.

Head to Conway Hall on Monday evening to find out what might be causing it to flicker, and how citizen scientists are crucial in finding and identifying unusual objects in the universe.

Takes place at Conway Hall, but as it's a Gresham College lecture, it's free. Alternatively, watch online — also free.

Free, 29 April.

Go on a guided tour of the Museum of the HomeThree days of the week, Hoxton's Museum of the Home puts on 30-45 minute long guided tours which hone in on objects from the collection. These include tea sets, paintings and clothing — and provide a gateway into deeper histories involving social norms of centuries past, and the injustices of the British Empire.

£5, 1, 3 and 5 May (and every Weds, Fri and Sunday)

Brew over the Craft of TeaItems from The Chitra Collection go on display in a free exhibition.The Chitra Collection is an archive of tea heritage, sourced by Nirmal Sethia, chairman of luxury tea company Newby London. This week, 40+ notable pieces from the collection go on display in a free exhibition at The Goldsmiths' Centre, spanning the 17th-21st century.

The Craft of Tea: 1660-2024 exhibition includes teapots from India, Japan, Netherlands and England. It's divided into eight themes, from the early beginnings of the tea trade in Europe, through tea taking as ritual, power and rebellion, to the boundary-pushing teapots of the modern and contemporary period.

Free, 1 May-27 June.

Indulge in culture at a free lunchtime concertOnce again Highgate's Lauderdale House offers a free lunchtime concert in the Long Gallery, overlooking Waterlow Park. This time Michiko Negami (violinist), Johanna Byrn (mezzo soprano) and Clare Clements (piano) perform, marking the centenary of Irish composer Charles Villiers Stanford with his interpretation of Keats' poem La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

Free, 2 May.

Immerse yourself in the London art world There's a lovely community of London art-lovers over on our Urban Palette newsletter - with free weekly reads sent out every Monday rounding up some of the biggest news, reviews, interviews and insights from London's art world and plenty of (also free!) opportunities to meet up at exhibitions around the city. Sign up at the link to become part of the community.

Free, ongoing.

Look out for the Grand Flaneur Walk on Sunday. Image: Martin SoulStealer via creative commonExplore a medicinal gardenThe Royal College of Physicians Museum — located next to Regent's Park — stays open late on Thursday for an evening exploring both the museum itself and the medicinal garden. Join a guided tour to learn which plants are still used in medicine today, and view items from the library and archives related to the topic of medicinal plants.

Free, 2 May.

Feast your eyes on free film screeningsThe New Cross and Deptford Free Film Festival runs until Saturday this week, offering free film screenings in a variety of locations in the local area. Watch 2012 Chilean film No at Vive Living, catch an evening of short films at Art Hub Gallery, or attend an open-air screening of Bugsy Malone on Saturday evening, among other events.

Nearby, the Herne Hill Free Film Festival gets underway on Thursday, launching with a screening of 2023 documentary Scala!!!, about the legendary King's Cross venue. Browse the full programme to see what else is happening over the 10-day festival.

As the name suggests, all events at both festivals are free — though donations for local charities are welcome at all screenings.

Free, until 4 May/2-12 May.

Celebrate London's waterways at the Canalway CavalcadeMore than 100 boats moor up in Little Venice (near Paddington) for the bank holiday weekend, as the Canalway Cavalcade returns.

It's a celebration of life on the waterways, though it's open to everyone. Wander among decorated boats while enjoying live music, stalls, and children's entertainment. It's worth sticking around for Sunday evening if you can, as a parade of illuminated boats lights up the area.

Free entry, 4-6 May.

Fop out at the Grand Flaneur WalkWatch — or join — dozens of well-dressed dandies taking to the streets of central London for the Grand Flaneur Walk on Sunday.

The quirky event is described as a 'celebration of the pure, the immutable and the pointless, taken by the bold, the adventurous and the inebriated'. Participants dress up in their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches — and wander without aim or purpose.

Free, 5 May.

Find out what scientists doPhoto: John SturrockScience journal Nature has a free open-air exhibition showcasing 50 photographs of scientists at work, aiming to inspire children to pursue careers in STEM.

What Does A Scientist Look Like? challenges stereotypes of what a scientist does, with examples including Egyptian scientists creating new flower colours, surfing scientists exploring coral reefs in Hawaii, and the Pope's astronomer in Rome. Each image has a QR code which can be scanned to read an interview with the person pictured.

See the exhibition throughout the King's Cross area, including King's Boulevard, Pancras Square, Lewis Cubitt Square and Battle Bridge Place.

Free, until 10 June.

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Remember to take your ID with you on Thursday. Image: secretlondon123 via creative commonsMonday 29 AprilIt's election week in London! By this weekend, Londoners will know who their next Mayor is, as well as their London Assembly Members — both London-wide and in their own constituency. (There are three ballot papers to put your cross in.)

Here's our guide to the 2024 elections, including who's running and what they stand for. We also recommend you check out the London Elects site for information on voting.

The most important thing for you to remember this week is that you can vote between 7am-10pm on Thursday 2 May. And for the first time, you'll need to bring ID.

Sadiq Khan and Susan Hall — the two frontrunners to be Mayor of London for the next four years. Images: Scottish Government/City Hall Conservatives under creative commons licenceAnother first for 2024 is the fact that the Mayoral election is first past the post. That means there's no second choice — you vote for the Mayor you want, and the candidate with most votes overall wins.

With the countdown to D-day on, here are a few things that've caught our eye:

  • Sadiq Khan has been cluttering our inbox with policy press releases on a near daily basis. From eliminating rough sleeping to establishing a 'Bakerloop' bus route, here's (some of) what he's promising London, should he be given another four years in office.
  • The achilles heel for Khan could be ULEZ (the tax on polluting vehicles) — which some say cost Labour Uxbridge in a by-election last year. (Even Keir Starmer has voiced wariness of it.) Sensing this is her best chance of winning, Susan Hall is vowing to scrap ULEZ expansion on day one of her mayoralty, as well as tackle other 'war on motorist' stuff, such as 20mph zones. She's also warning that Khan will introduce a 'pay per mile' system, even though Khan has said he won't.
  • Meanwhile, a group calling themselves the 'ULEZettes' are out and about doing this:

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  • The mayoral candidacy is being touted as a two-horse race, but could this be the year that Count Binface — the candidate who hails from the planet Sigma IX — makes some serious gains? We spoke to him in 2022 about some of his surprisingly sensible policies, including capping the price of croissants and doubling council tax on second homes.

Count Binface out canvassing. Image: Count Binface Flicking through the booklet outlining the 13 candidates for Mayor, we've noticed a lot of strong language: "London is a sick city", "I want our city back", "London is fast becoming a Third World cesspit" — would we have had this kind of wording 12 years ago? We certainly wouldn't have had politicians blaming 'wokeness' — which a couple of parties feel certain is the reason for many of London's troubles. * Is it us, or do the Green Party put more paper pamphlets through your letterbox than any other party? Just a little observation. * Young Londoners have outlined to the BBC what they want. Meanwhile, Sadiq Khan has warned youngsters that if they don't* vote, they could wake up to a 'repeat of Brexit and Trump victory'. * The i has written about Susan Hall's shortcomings. * Your reminder that staying up all night on Thursday isn't recommended, because we won't know the results of these elections until sometime on Saturday:

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We'll be updating this blog throughout election week — check back for updates!

Remember to take your ID with you on Thursday. Image: secretlondon123 via creative commonsMonday 29 AprilIt's election week in London! By this weekend, Londoners will know who their next Mayor is, as well as their London Assembly Members — both London-wide and in their own constituency. (There are three ballot papers to put your cross in.)

Here's our guide to the 2024 elections, including who's running and what they stand for. We also recommend you check out the London Elects site for information on voting.

The most important thing for you to remember this week is that you can vote between 7am-10pm on Thursday 2 May. And for the first time, you'll need to bring ID.

Sadiq Khan and Susan Hall — the two frontrunners to be Mayor of London for the next four years. Images: Scottish Government/City Hall Conservatives under creative commons licenceAnother first for 2024 is the fact that the Mayoral election is first past the post. That means there's no second choice — you vote for the Mayor you want, and the candidate with most votes overall wins.

With the countdown to D-day on, here are a few things that've caught our eye:

  • Sadiq Khan has been cluttering our inbox with policy press releases on a near daily basis. From eliminating rough sleeping to establishing a 'Bakerloop' bus route, here's (some of) what he's promising London, should he be given another four years in office.
  • The achilles heel for Khan could be ULEZ (the tax on polluting vehicles) — which some say cost Labour Uxbridge in a by-election last year. (Even Keir Starmer has voiced wariness of it.) Sensing this is her best chance of winning, Susan Hall is vowing to scrap ULEZ expansion on day one of her mayoralty, as well as tackle other 'war on motorist' stuff, such as 20mph zones. She's also warning that Khan will introduce a 'pay per mile' system, even though Khan has said he won't.
  • Meanwhile, a group calling themselves the 'ULEZettes' are out and about doing this:

View this post on InstagramA post shared by PoliticsJOE (@politicsjoe)

  • The mayoral candidacy is being touted as a two-horse race, but could this be the year that Count Binface — the candidate who hails from the planet Sigma IX — makes some serious gains? We spoke to him in 2022 about some of his surprisingly sensible policies, including capping the price of croissants and doubling council tax on second homes.

Count Binface out canvassing. Image: Count Binface Flicking through the booklet outlining the 13 candidates for Mayor, we've noticed a lot of strong language: "London is a sick city", "I want our city back", "London is fast becoming a Third World cesspit" — would we have had this kind of wording 12 years ago? We certainly wouldn't have had politicians blaming 'wokeness' — which a couple of parties feel certain is the reason for many of London's troubles. * Is it us, or do the Green Party put more paper pamphlets through your letterbox than any other party? Just a little observation. * Young Londoners have outlined to the BBC what they want. Meanwhile, Sadiq Khan has warned youngsters that if they don't* vote, they could wake up to a 'repeat of Brexit and Trump victory'. * The i has written about Susan Hall's shortcomings. * Your reminder that staying up all night on Thursday isn't recommended, because we won't know the results of these elections until sometime on Saturday:

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Climb to the top of an ancient monument with striking views.

If you're the type of person who thinks "I'm a Londoner. I will never be able to afford a garden. Why would I want to go to the Garden Museum?", then here's a good reason.

The Lambeth attraction also includes a medieval church tower which, once conquered, offers magnificent views of the Thames and Houses of Parliament.

The church of St Mary's. We're heading up here...Access is just £4. Hand over your coins, and up you go. It's not the easiest climb, mind. The spiral stone staircase feels steeper and narrower than comparable buildings, and passing those coming in the other direction is ever-so-teensy-bit-challenging. But you'll be up soon enough.

Lambeth Bridge and the Millbank TowerThe views can speak for themselves. Pretty breathtaking. As well as the hub of Westminster, you can look down on the mostly-Tudor Lambeth Palace (London home of the Archbishop of Canterbury), look west towards the unhinged muddle of skyscrapers at Nine Elms, or southward over the less-landmarky streets of Lambeth proper.

The tower has stood here, largely unaltered, since 1377, making it roughly the same age as the Jewel Tower next to Westminster Abbey... albeit with better views. It's part of the church of St Mary, whose nave now houses the Garden Museum.

I don't feel equipped to properly review the Garden Museum. I haven't lived anywhere with a flower bed or lawn since the last century. Many of the exhibits went over my head (especially those on the mezzanine, appropriately). But I got the feeling that those with greener fingers than me would be entranced.

It's certainly a stupendous space to explore. And there are occasional features of interest for the horticulturally ignorant. A Tony Blair garden gnome, for example, or a metal token from the old Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens designed by William Hogarth.

Oh, and there's the historic Pedlar's Acre stained glass window, and the peculiar tomb of the Tradescants. Otherwise, though, the tower will be the big draw here for many garden-less Londoners. It's just £4, whereas the museum + tower is £15 full adult price.

St Mary's tower and Garden Museum can be found at the southern end of Lambeth Bridge. Nearest station Lambeth North.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

Some London Train Journeys You Might Not Have DonePutting the fun back into funicular...or something like that.

The 20 Most-Read Londonist Articles Of All TimeTo mark our 20th birthday - how many have you read?

London's Hidden Roman Bathhouse Reopens For ToursA subterranean portion of Londinium.

Image: City of London CorporationBlack Eats Ldn Are Launching Their Summer SeasonWith a huge weekender south of the river.

Image: Black-Owned Hackney59 Of The Best Rooftop Bars In LondonSuntraps, scenic views and sips.

Image: Radio RooftopAslef Announces New Train Driver Strikes For May 2024Three days of strikes, plus further overtime bans, in early May.

Unseen Photos Of Tower Bridge's 1894 Opening Week To Go On Display"We couldn't quite believe that we'd discovered such a piece of history."

Curry, Nudists And Tesco: A Very Brief History Of The Edgware RoadA road with tales to tell.

Chislehurst Caves: 22 Miles Of Manmade Tunnels Where Jimi Hendrix Played TwiceLondon's subterranean town, open to the public.

Covent Garden's Puppet Festival Returns This MayA free event every Londoner should witness at least once.

© Ned Dyke-CoomesA Northerner On The Tube In The 1970sMemories of a teen on the tube.

Image: Mike Goldwater from this articleOther London Pubs Taylor Swift Might Like To NamecheckWe appear to have built ourselves a Taylor Swift pub crawl around London... and The Black Dog is just the start.

A Brief History Of The DLRYour handy primer on the Docklands Light Railway.

When The Tower Of London Was Rocked By A Deadly Bomb In 1974"The Tower is going up".

Image: Neil Howard via creative commonsMounties, Maple Leaves And Poutine - Canada Day Comes To Trafalgar Square In JuneYes We Canada.

We're Launching A Croydon-Centric Newsletter!Londonist: Croydon Edit arrives in June.

Review: Beyond The Bassline Tracks Black Music In Britain At 140bpmFrom court trumpeters to grime, in a flash.

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Image: Matt BrownA bold, six-storey mural has appeared at 160 Blackfriars Road. The work, by local artist Baiyu Liu, comprises two separate panels that celebrate Southwark. That on the left is a daytime scene, mostly showing people of the area, while that on the right is a night scene, predominantly of local architecture.

We can't find any thorough descriptions online, so we have to play the game of trying to work out what the different images represent. The fox, lower left, for example, could well be 'Romeo', the vulpine intruder who was discovered on the upper floors of the Shard (also pictured) during construction. Beyond that, we're not sure if the various figures represent named individuals or generic Southwarkites.

The right-hand panel is a little easier to interpret. Buildings shown here include Borough Market, St George the Martyr church and the London Eye (actually in Lambeth). The most intriguing section is at the bottom, where Blackfriars Bridge (complete with animals being driven to market) is depicted behind a stone figure. This is a representation of a Black Friar by Edward Bainbridge, which has decorated the building since 1958. Though, to our eyes, he looks more like a knight.

The sculptural element before the mural. Image: Matt BrownThe bipartite mural was painted in late 2023 by artists working with Global Street Art, based on a design by Baiyu Liu. Find it at number 160 Blackfriars Road, about half way down the street.

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Image: Matt BrownA bold, six-storey mural has appeared at 160 Blackfriars Road. The work, by local artist Baiyu Liu, comprises two separate panels that celebrate Southwark. That on the left is a daytime scene, mostly showing people of the area, while that on the right is a night scene, predominantly of local architecture.

We can't find any thorough descriptions online, so we have to play the game of trying to work out what the different images represent. The fox, lower left, for example, could well be 'Romeo', the vulpine intruder who was discovered on the upper floors of the Shard (also pictured) during construction. Beyond that, we're not sure if the various figures represent named individuals or generic Southwarkites.

The right-hand panel is a little easier to interpret. Buildings shown here include Borough Market, St George the Martyr church and the London Eye (actually in Lambeth). The most intriguing section is at the bottom, where Blackfriars Bridge (complete with animals being driven to market) is depicted behind a stone figure. This is a representation of a Black Friar by Edward Bainbridge, which has decorated the building since 1958. Though, to our eyes, he looks more like a knight.

The sculptural element before the mural. Image: Matt BrownThe bipartite mural was painted in late 2023 by artists working with Global Street Art, based on a design by Baiyu Liu. Find it at number 160 Blackfriars Road, about half way down the street.

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Beyond the Bassline will ignite new musical journeys. © Terna JogoThe London of the 1950s often conjures up a dour, ration-blighted place where the highlight of your week might be avoiding a puddle or having a particularly good mug of Bovril. If you knew where to go though, this couldn't be further from the truth.

The midcentury metropolis shook with the melodious pan tickling of the Russ Henderson Steel Band in Carnaby Street, while Frank Bowling flicked luminous streaks of paint on the canvas as he jived to calypso. Yes, the Windrushers were in town, but so too were Nigerian Highlife bands (a fledgling Fela Kuti was doing the rounds) and South Africans like jazzer Dorothy Masuka. In a bitter letter to Scotland Yard, one Wardour Street nimby squinnied about Soho's Shim Sham Club as a "den of vice and iniquity," serried with lesbians, people of all colours and deafening music. We wish we were there.

Hiawatha's Wedding Feast by Samuel Coleridge-Taylor, 1898. From the archive of the British Library.A souvenir postcard of the Fisk Jubilee Singers, 1875. Credit National Portrait Gallery, Smithsonian Institution.Thanks to centuries of forced migration, Black musicians were in Britain aeons before the post-war era. At the beginning of Beyond the Bassline, a colourful cameo on a 1511 court scroll tells us the earliest recorded musician of African descent in this country was John Blanke; he played trumpet in the court of Henry VIII (though possibly not with the liberality of some of his descendents). Then of course, there was Croydon's Samuel Coleridge-Taylor — a rock star of the late 19th/early 20th century, as evidenced in this show by a then-newfangled cylinder gramophone. You can just picture his fans cranking up his big hit Song of Hiawatha while the neighbours banged on the walls.

Image © Richard Saunders & urbanimage.tv Image © Richard Saunders & urbanimage.tv.Fisk Jubilee Singers, Southern Syncopated Orchestra, Winifred Atwell (the first Black artist to score a UK number one), Cleo Laine — name after name here is worthy of their own exhibition. But realising it needs to get on with packing half a millennium into a mid-sized exhibition, Beyond the Bassline quickly accelerates away from scrolls and sheet music, screeching into a riot of colour featuring a Leeds Carnival peacock outfit, and the restored Mighty Ruler sound system — a source of endless joy in dancehalls and West Indian living rooms in the 1960s — which blinks away furiously in the corner like some demented sci-fi Christmas tree.

© Terna JogoSunday night at the Blue Note in Hoxton, London, circa 1995. Image: Eddie OtchereAnd still, there is no time to get bogged down: whisked from 1970s/80s activism (Steel Pulse's KKK masks are powerfully jarring; and even Eddie Grant's jaunty Electric Avenue is a call to arms) through roots reggae, jungle and into the incipient days of grime (by which time kids had binned sound systems in favour of PlayStation's Music 2000 programme) this is a high-speed crash course in Black British music that moves at 140 beats per minute — ending all-too-soon with a breathtaking installation from Tayo Rapoport and Rohan Ayinde.

Yet on the train home you'll be frantically punching in names of artists and record labels into your Spotify. And so this journey continues long after you leave the British Library.

Beyond the Bassline: 500 Years of Black British Music, British Library, 26 April–26 August 2024

Featured image: © Terna Jogo

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Beyond the Bassline will ignite new musical journeys. © Terna JogoThe London of the 1950s often conjures up a dour, ration-blighted place where the highlight of your week might be avoiding a puddle or having a particularly good mug of Bovril. If you knew where to go though, this couldn't be further from the truth.

The midcentury metropolis shook with the melodious pan tickling of the Russ Henderson Steel Band in Carnaby Street, while Frank Bowling flicked luminous streaks of paint on the canvas as he jived to calypso. Yes, the Windrushers were in town, but so too were Nigerian Highlife bands (a fledgling Fela Kuti was doing the rounds) and South Africans like jazzer Dorothy Masuka. In a bitter letter to Scotland Yard, one Wardour Street nimby squinnied about Soho's Shim Sham Club as a "den of vice and iniquity," serried with lesbians, people of all colours and deafening music. We wish we were there.

Hiawatha's Wedding Feast by Samuel Coleridge-Taylor, 1898. From the archive of the British Library.A souvenir postcard of the Fisk Jubilee Singers, 1875. Credit National Portrait Gallery, Smithsonian Institution.Thanks to centuries of forced migration, Black musicians were in Britain aeons before the post-war era. At the beginning of Beyond the Bassline, a colourful cameo on a 1511 court scroll tells us the earliest recorded musician of African descent in this country was John Blanke; he played trumpet in the court of Henry VIII (though possibly not with the liberality of some of his descendents). Then of course, there was Croydon's Samuel Coleridge-Taylor — a rock star of the late 19th/early 20th century, as evidenced in this show by a then-newfangled cylinder gramophone. You can just picture his fans cranking up his big hit Song of Hiawatha while the neighbours banged on the walls.

Image © Richard Saunders & urbanimage.tv Image © Richard Saunders & urbanimage.tv.Fisk Jubilee Singers, Southern Syncopated Orchestra, Winifred Atwell (the first Black artist to score a UK number one), Cleo Laine — name after name here is worthy of their own exhibition. But realising it needs to get on with packing half a millennium into a mid-sized exhibition, Beyond the Bassline quickly accelerates away from scrolls and sheet music, screeching into a riot of colour featuring a Leeds Carnival peacock outfit, and the restored Mighty Ruler sound system — a source of endless joy in dancehalls and West Indian living rooms in the 1960s — which blinks away furiously in the corner like some demented sci-fi Christmas tree.

© Terna JogoSunday night at the Blue Note in Hoxton, London, circa 1995. Image: Eddie OtchereAnd still, there is no time to get bogged down: whisked from 1970s/80s activism (Steel Pulse's KKK masks are powerfully jarring; and even Eddie Grant's jaunty Electric Avenue is a call to arms) through roots reggae, jungle and into the incipient days of grime (by which time kids had binned sound systems in favour of PlayStation's Music 2000 programme) this is a high-speed crash course in Black British music that moves at 140 beats per minute — ending all-too-soon with a breathtaking installation from Tayo Rapoport and Rohan Ayinde.

Yet on the train home you'll be frantically punching in names of artists and record labels into your Spotify. And so this journey continues long after you leave the British Library.

Beyond the Bassline: 500 Years of Black British Music, British Library, 26 April–26 August 2024

Featured image: © Terna Jogo

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Croydon is London's largest borough by population. Image: Londonist/Will NobleLove Croydon? Teensy bit Croydon curious? Not so sure about Croydon at all?

Have we got the thing for you. Our Londonist: Croydon Edit newsletter is coming this June. It's piloted by Londonist editor and Croydonian Will Noble, and it's about all things in the borough of Croydon. Stuff like:

  • Features on Croydon's crazily rich history and the many people who've called it home
  • Interviews with Croydon businesses, charities and everyone who makes the place tick
  • Walks around the green swathes of the borough (and maybe a few of the not-so-green too)
  • All the latest on new Croydon openings, exhibitions, gigs and events
  • Recommendations for events, pubs, restaurants and more
  • Exclusive Croydony offers

Croydon is packed with history — such as the art deco Purley Way Lido. Image: Londonist/Will NobleIs the newsletter for people who live in Croydon? Well, yes (there are almost 400,000 of you after all). But even if you're not local to the Valley of the Crocuses, we suggest coming along for the (tram) ride to learn about all the stuff that's gone down in this often misunderstood and underestimated quarter of London — as well as all the things that are on the horizon.

Sign up to receive emails from Londonist: Croydon Edit here.

Londonist already has two newsletters you might want to get stuck into: Londonist: Urban Palette (for those looking for exhibition reviews, free public art, and all things London arts world) and Londonist: Time Machine (joyfully nerdy in-depth dives into the lesser-known stories of the history of the city).

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Croydon is London's largest borough by population. Image: Londonist/Will NobleLove Croydon? Teensy bit Croydon curious? Not so sure about Croydon at all?

Have we got the thing for you. Our Londonist: Croydon Edit newsletter is coming this June. It's piloted by Londonist editor and Croydonian Will Noble, and it's about all things in the borough of Croydon. Stuff like:

  • Features on Croydon's crazily rich history and the many people who've called it home
  • Interviews with Croydon businesses, charities and everyone who makes the place tick
  • Walks around the green swathes of the borough (and maybe a few of the not-so-green too)
  • All the latest on new Croydon openings, exhibitions, gigs and events
  • Recommendations for events, pubs, restaurants and more
  • Exclusive Croydony offers

Croydon is packed with history — such as the art deco Purley Way Lido. Image: Londonist/Will NobleIs the newsletter for people who live in Croydon? Well, yes (there are almost 400,000 of you after all). But even if you're not local to the Valley of the Crocuses, we suggest coming along for the (tram) ride to learn about all the stuff that's gone down in this often misunderstood and underestimated quarter of London — as well as all the things that are on the horizon.

Sign up to receive emails from Londonist: Croydon Edit here.

Londonist already has two newsletters you might want to get stuck into: Londonist: Urban Palette (for those looking for exhibition reviews, free public art, and all things London arts world) and Londonist: Time Machine (joyfully nerdy in-depth dives into the lesser-known stories of the history of the city).

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Chris Ofili's Requiem unveiled.

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Concorde, IRA bombs and the Chippendales.

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An empty Central line carriage... not a common sight. Image: iStockAt 46 miles, the Central line is the longest underground line in London (though much of it is not underground). It's also rather old, being the last underground line opened in the Victorian era (just). It underwent rapid growth in its first few decades, but hasn't otherwise changed much since the 1940s. Here, we present a potted chronology of the crimson subway.

1889: Plans for a Central London Railway, running east-west across central London, are first laid out before the public. The public, god bless them, takes some convincing. Up to this point, all underground lines have been built by 'cut-and-cover' (i.e. excavating a deep trench then roofing it over). Proper tunnelling is unfamiliar (although what will become the Northern line is already under construction beneath south London). It has to be carefully explained in the press that tunnelling will not disturb the shops and businesses at ground level.

1891: The line receives government permission to go ahead. It's been some time coming. This is 28 years after the first underground line — the Metropolitan Railway — first carried passengers. And they've still got to build the damn thing.

1900 (27 June): "It will be a great boon to our great city". That's the verdict of the Prince of Wales, soon to become Edward VII, on opening the Central London Railway. Edward even takes a ride along the line between its Bank and Shepherds Bush termini. For some reason — possibly to amuse future trivia compilers — the novelist and all-round-wit Mark Twain is also onboard.

Mark Twain: one of the line's first passengers. Image: public domain1900 (30 July): Turns out that Edward's "official opening" was a bit of a sham. The line isn't yet ready to carry passengers, but His Royal Highness's diary wouldn't allow for any other date. The Great Unwashed have to wait until the very end of July to follow in his august footsteps, with the first services running at 5.15am on 30 July. The line is immediately known as the "Twopenny tube" — a nickname lifted from sticks of paint — to reflect the uniform fares across the line. Bond Street isn't quite ready yet (took until September)... just as would happen with the Elizabeth Line 122 years later.

1900 (6 Oct): The nascent line suffers its first fatality when conductor James Watts Field (25) falls from the train between Bond Street and Marble Arch.

1901: The line proves immensely popular, attracting 20 million passengers in its first six months. It is not without its issues, however. The chief complaint is bad vibrations. Buildings above the line experience the shakes every time a train passes below. The problem is serious enough to come before Parliament. It is eventually solved by the introduction of lighter locomotives and adjustments to the track.

1907: The twopenny tube becomes the thrupenny tube, as fares are increased for the first time for longer journeys.

1908: New station klaxon! Wood Lane is added, just in time for the Franco-British Exhibition. Much of the architecture at this huge fair is painted white, and this is why the district will later be known as White City.

1908: The first pocket underground map appears. The Central line is blue! Its later-to-be-familiar red colour is already taken by the Metropolitan.

A 1908 underground map showing the Central London Railway in BLUE!1912: The eastern end of the line gets the first of several extensions, opening up a route to Liverpool Street.

1920: A major extension to the west opens, with trains now running as far as Ealing Broadway.

1925: A new version of the underground map is drawn up by the amusingly named FH Stingemore. This time, the Central is depicted in a not-so-fetching shade of dirty yellow... the diarrhoea line? The dubious hue will be continued on the early maps of Harry Beck, from 1933.

1933 (1 Jan): Arguably the biggest day in the underground's history, as the various disparate rail companies (including the Central London Railway) are brought together under the umbrella brand of London Transport. From now on, the different routes are regarded as one network rather than lots of competing companies.

1933 (24 Sep): The Central line loses a station when the British Museum stop is closed. New platforms at nearby Holborn made the station redundant. In 2023, very little remains of this long-lost stop, but see Secrets of the Underground, series 3 for a glimpse at the remnants.

1935: The Central is finally shown in red on the underground map. Hoorah!

1937: Until this point, the route had been known officially as the Central London Railway and latterly the Central London line. As of this year, it officially becomes the Central line.

1942: The outbreak of the second world war halts construction work on a new extension to the north-east. The tunnels have already been dug, and are given over to war work. In one of the more remarkable chapters in underground history, the tunnels between Leytonstone and Newbury Park are converted into a linear factory, making aircraft components for the Plessey company. Some 2,000 people go to work in the secret subterranean production line.

A depiction of the Plessey factory by Paul Day (best known for his Kissing Couple sculpture in St Pancras), as featured on the Battle of Britain memorial on Embankment1943 (3 Mar): The worst disaster ever to occur on the London Underground, and one of the worst in London's history, occurs at Bethnal Green station. The station has not yet opened for trains (see 1942), but is in use as an air-raid shelter. On this evening, a crush develops at one of the entrances, during which 173 people lose their lives. The site will later be marked with a prominent memorial.

1946-49: With the war out of the way, extension work continues. The line runs as far east as Stratford in 1946, and Newbury Park in 1947. Much of the Hainault loop comes in 1948 with extension to Epping in 1949. Westwards, you could reach Greenford in 1947 and West Ruislip in 1948. Busy times!

1953 (8 April): In a now largely forgotten disaster, 12 people are killed and 46 injured in a rear-end collision just east of Stratford.

1967: The Central line has not been extended in real life since the 1940s. But this year sees the movie version of Quatermass and the Pit, which features a fictional extension west to a place called Hobbs End. Here, Professor Bernard Quatermass uncovers evidence of a telekinetic Martian infiltration. Coincidentally, this will be the only excuse not used for the late delivery of the Elizabeth line.

Quatermass and the Pit: Some inconvenience was caused.1993: The 1992-stock trains (which still run on the line in 2023) are introduced. That sounds pretty recent but consider that in 2025 they'll be a third of a century old. The carriages should eventually be replaced with new tube stock like that coming to the Piccadilly line... though no order has yet been placed, and TfL's coffers are doing whatever is the opposite of overflowing.

1994: The short single-track section of rail from Epping to Ongar finally closes after dwindling numbers of passengers. It now runs as a heritage railway.

The Ongar single-track branch closed in 1994, but this route map at Liverpool Street was still displaying it in 2019. Image Matt Brown2003 (25 Jan): A train derails at Chancery Lane station, injuring 32 people. The accident, which was caused by a loose motor, prompts a partial line closure until the end of May.

2013: Train frequency increases to 34 trains per hour, making the Central line the most intensive rail service anywhere in the UK. (A record since eclipsed by the Victoria line, at 36 tph,)

2016 (19 Aug): For the first time in its history, the Central line runs services throughout the wee small hours as part of the new Night Tube initiative. Services run from Ealing Broadway to Loughton or Hainault.

2022: The Elizabeth line opens, with connections to the Central at Bond Street, Tottenham Court Road, Liverpool Street and Stratford. The new line relieves some of the passenger pressure on the old Red line... but not much.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Science Museum stays open late on Wednesday.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Make the most of London Open HouseOne of our favourite annual events in London is Open House Festival, which lets you go behind the scenes at buildings and landmarks usually off-limits to the general public. There's also an abundance of guided walks and tours on specific topics and themes, taking place in both central and outer London. The majority of the events are free — though some do require advance bookings due to space or time limitations. Take a look at our guide to Open House London 2023, then browse the programme to plan your Open House experience.

Many events free, until 17 September.

Have a chit chat with fellow LondonersAs life moves at a million miles an hour in this city, it's easy to neglect meaningful conversations with fellow Londoners. The Friends of Regent's Park & Primrose Hill launch their first 'Chit Chat' session on Tuesday. Adults of all ages are invited to Benugo, Primrose Hill (3pm-5pm) to hang out with others over a cup of coffee, and talk about whatever you want to. A great opportunity to make new friends, or just while away an hour or two.

Free, 12 September.

Gresham College is back, and it's going galactic. Image: iStock/alex-mitFind out what's beyond the Milky WayThe fantastic Gresham College is back in action after its summer break, offering free lectures from experts on all manner of topics. Tonight, hear from Professor Chris Lintott — a Professor of Astrophysics at the University of Oxford — about how new telescopes in the 20th century helped us to observe further into space, and put into perspective that we are just one galaxy of several hundred billion in the observable Universe.

You can watch the lecture in person, or online via livestream.

Free, 13 September.

Stay late at the Science Museum Sticking with the space theme, this month's Science Museum Lates focuses on stargazing. You can find out about the technology behind the newest and most powerful telescopes, hear from Andy Saunders, one of the world’s leading experts in NASA digital restoration, about how he created the highest quality Apollo photographs ever produced, or discover whether asteroids pose a threat to life on Earth.

That's just a selection of the space-themed talks and events taking place. There's also a silent disco, and a chance to explore the museum's usual displays and exhibits after hours.

Free, 13 September.

Flower arranging but make it LegoBuild a bouquet out of LegoYou might've done flower arranging before now, but how about with Lego bricks? From 16-24 September, a Lego 'Piece Garden' is in Shoreditch's Ace Corner, where you can bond with fellow lovers of the ever-versatile brick, and craft bouquets and bonsai trees.

Free, from 16 September.

See a brand new Diwali installationAhead of Diwali in November, Greenwich Peninsula unveils an artwork by graphic artist Murugiah as part of London Design Festival. Rangoli Mirrored Cosmos is inspired by the traditional Rangoli artform, and takes the form of a 3D mirrored sculpture exploring the artist's juxtapositions of his Western birth and upbringing with his South Asian heritage. Find it in Peninsula Square, where it'll be in situ for a year.

Free, from 16 September.

Murugiah unveils a new artwork in Greenwich Peninsula.LGBTQ+ family networkThe National Maritime Museum in Greenwich holds a bi-monthly LGBTQ+ Family Network session, offering a space for LGBTQ+ families to meet and get creative. Head to the museum for a morning of artist-led activities inspired by Greenwich, the maritime world, and LGBTQ+ histories — and get to know other LGBTQ+ families at the same time.

Free, 16 September.

Watch hundreds of boats in the Great River RaceThe London Marathon, but on the Thames: that's how we'd describe the Great River Race. The annual event — running since 1988 — now has more than 300 vessels taking part from skiffs to regal-looking barges to Viking-style long boats — all going head-to-head on a 21.6 mile course from Millwall to Richmond. The closing date to enter has passed, but you can cheer the teams on for free. It takes each boat at least two hours to make the journey, and they set off in a staggered start, so you can fill quite a few hours watching this spectacle.

Free, 16 September.

The London Marathon, but on the Thames. Photo: Great River RaceVisit Hampton Court Palace garden for freeRegular Londonist readers may already know that every so often, the lovely people at Hampton Court Palace open up the palace gardens for free (normally you have to pay the palace admission fee). This weekend is one such time, meaning you can ogle the Great Fountain Garden, Privy Garden, Kitchen Garden and other outdoor spaces without having to fork out. Note that the usual entrance fee still applies for the palace building, the maze, and the Magic Garden children's playground on these days.

Free, 16-17 September.

Go to the Richmond Park Open DayThe magnificent thing about London's Royal Parks is that they're free to visit for anyone, any day of the week. But Richmond Park goes further this Sunday, offering a free open day with various events and activities to help you make the most of the sprawling green space.

Get yourselves to the Holly Lodge Centre (north-west end of the park) for guided walks, woodland crafts and horse riding demonstrations. There's also a chance to meet local representatives from the emergency services, RSPB and The British Deer Society and learn about their work in the park, and to browse exhibits from ecologists and wildlife experts.

Free, 17 September.

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All weekendWitness Night of Legends at Eltham Palace on Saturday night.FREE PALACE GARDEN: Savvy Londoners know that you can occasionally visit the gardens at Hampton Court for free — and this is one such weekend! It's a chance to explore without the usual admission fee, though you'll still need to pay to get into the palace itself, plus the maze and the Magic Garden playground. *FREE, 16-17 September*

LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL: We're into the final weekend of this year's London Podcast Festival at Kings Place, and the last two days focus mainly on podcasting itself, with shows giving advice on creating and promoting your own. Some shows are streamed online, if you can't make it in person. Until 17 September

OPEN HOUSE: This is the second, and final, weekend of this year's London Open House Festival, giving you a chance to go inside, above, below and behind the scenes at various London landmarks via open days and guided tours, as well as joining in with walking tours on a variety of topics. Have a look at our picks from the programme this year. Until 17 September

GREENWICH COMEDY FESTIVAL: Greenwich Comedy Festival takes place in a seated arena in the grounds of the National Maritime Museum, with a seriously giggleworthy line-up. Shows this weekend feature Russell Kane, Shaparak Khorsandi, Stephen K. Amos, Rachel Parris, Ardal O'Hanlon, Jack Dee, Nina Conti, Fern Brady and many more big comedy names. Arrive early to make the most of the pop-up bars and street food stalls running alongside the festival. 13-17 September

PECKHAM FESTIVAL: Galleries, former factories, warehouses, multi-storey car parks and railway arches are all venues for Peckham Festival, a free celebration of creative and cultural Peckham. FREE, 15-17 September

TOTALLY THAMES: Much like the river itself, Totally Thames Festival is in full flow, celebrating our magnificent main waterway through events including exhibitions, talks and tours, as well as the Great River Race (details under 'Saturday'). Read our guide for the lowdown on this year's festival. Until 1 October

See hundreds of boats on the Thames on Saturday. Image: Great River Race RUGBY WORLD CUP: The action continues in France, where the Rugby World Cup is being held, with England playing Japan on Sunday, and Wales playing Portugal on Saturday, among many other matches. If you can't make it across the Channel, peruse our guide to where to watch the Rugby World Cup here in London. Until 28 October

AIN'T TOO PROUD: Following the remarkable journey of Motown group The Temptations from the streets of Detroit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, hit-packed musical Ain't Too Proud ends its run at the Prince Edward Theatre this week. Until 17 September

THE OFFBEAT SARI: The Offbeat Sari at the Design Museum looks at the multiple definitions of the modern Sari — worn by some as an everyday garment, and others only for more formal occasions — and how its unstitched form has allowed designers to experiment with it over the years. This weekend is your last chance to see the exhibition. Until 17 September

Last chance to catch Ain't Too Proud in the West End. Photo: Johan PerssonASTRONOMY PHOTOGRAPHY: Shortly after last year's show closed, the new Astronomy Photographer of the Year exhibition opens at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich, showcasing the greatest space photography taken all over the world, with one picture declared the overall winner. From 16 September

REBEL FASHION: Björk's iconic swan dress, worn at the 2001 Oscars, is one of the centrepieces of REBEL: 30 Years of London Fashion, a new exhibition at the Design Museum, which opens to coincides with London Fashion Week. Items worn by Harry Styles, Sam Smith, Rihanna and Kate Moss also feature in the show, which highlights London's unique fashion culture on the world stage. From 16 September

CHANEL EXHIBITION: The middle of September is a double whammy for fashion fans, as the V&A opens its much-awaited exhibition, Gabrielle Chanel. Fashion Manifesto this Saturday too. Get an insight into the life and work of the French couturière known as 'Coco', who founded the House of Chanel and continues to influence the way women dress today. From 16 September

OLD FRIENDS: Stephen Sondheim's Old Friends opens for a 16-week run at the Gielgud Theatre from Saturday. It brings American actress Bernadette Peters to the West End stage for the first time in her career, along with Lea Salonga, Bonnie Langford and and Jeremy Secomb, among others, all honouring musical theatre composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim. 16 September-January 2024

Saturday 16 SeptemberAbigail's Party returns to the stage in north London. © Sheila BurnettGREAT RIVER RACE: See around 300 rowing boats take to the Thames, covering a distance of 21.6 miles in a head-to-head race from Millwall to Richmond. Skiffs, regal-looking barges and Viking-style long boats all take part in the Great River Race, an event that's been going on since 1988 and is now part of Totally Thames Festival. It's free to watch, and there are plenty of viewpoints along the way — here are some tips. From 7.30am

STONEMASONRY WORKSHOP: For something a bit different, head to Highgate Cemetery where stonemason Neil Luxton leads a stonemasonry workshop, where you'll work on your own A4-sized slab throughout the day, learning new techniques as you go, and taking it home with you afterwards. 10am-4pm

BOWIE AND BEYOND: Find out about David Bowie's connections to the Kingston music scene in exhibition Bowie and Beyond: Ziggy Stardust at Kingston Museum — today's the final day of the exhibition. He launched his Ziggy persona at Tolworth local pub Toby Jug in February 1972. 10am-5pm

BSL TOUR: The Charterhouse in Clerkenwell offers a BSL tour exclusively for Deaf and hard of hearing visitors. Learn about some of the key features of the building and 600 years of its history, including the Great Hall and the Great Chamber — used by Queen Elizabeth I during her reign. Find other London museums and galleries which offer regular BSL tours. 11am-12.30pm

PETER PAN: Songs, bubbles and puppets feature in this family-friendly production of Peter Pan, performed at Dugdale Arts Centre in Enfield. Fly with Peter and Wendy to Neverland, meeting Captain Hook, the crocodile, and other characters along the way. 11am/3pm

Catch Myra Dubois at Sadler's Wells.DRAG ROYALTEA: Drag artist Kate Butch and special guest Ella V Ryde host the Royal Albert Hall's inaugural drag afternoon tea. Tuck into a boozy afternoon tea as you enjoy lip-syncing, drag silliness, songs, games and prizes — just be prepared for strong language and audience interaction too. 1pm

ABIGAIL'S PARTY: Catch a performance of Mike Leigh's 1977 play Abigail's Party, originally shown at Hampstead Theatre, but performed today at Artsdepot in North Finchley. Watch as married couple Beverly and Laurence prepare to host their neighbours for the evening, offering a snapshot of 1970s Britain. *2pm/7.30pm*

NIGHT OF LEGENDS: Last chance to catch a brand new medieval performance event at Eltham Palace, taking place across three evenings this week. Night of Legends combines theatre with storytelling in an outdoor show about an ill-fated group trying to save themselves from an eternal curse, featuring doomed lovers, witches' curses and a mounted knight. Suitable for age 5+. 7pm-9pm

MYRA DUBOIS: Following a turn at Edinburgh Fringe, comedy drag act Myra Dubois brings a short run of her UK tour Be Well to the Peacock Theatre, offering a sardonic side-eye at the wellness industry with her acid tongue and quick wit. Tonight's the final night. Myra has also written about her perfect day out in London for Londonist — read it here. 7.30pm

Sunday 17 SeptemberIt's the first weekend of the V&A's Chanel exhibition. © Patrimoine de CHANEL, Paris / Photo: Nicholas Alan CopePARK OPEN DAY: Never been to Richmond Park? Today's as good a day as any to explore, as it holds a free open day. Yes, admission to the park is free every day, but today there are free guided walks, woodland crafts, horse riding demonstrations and other events and activities to help you make the most of the sprawling green space. FREE, 11am-4pm

VINTAGE FAIR: Chelsea Old Town Hall is the place to head for the latest Frock Me Vintage Fair, where you can shop vintage and antique clothing, jewellery and textiles from more than 60 different dealers from across the UK and beyond. It's not unusual for designer label items to appear at the event, so keep an eye out as you browse. 11am-5.30pm

TEDDY BEARS' PICNIC: Classical ballet, physical theatre, visuals and storytelling combine for family-friendly show Teddy Bears' Picnic at Artsdepot. It's aimed at ages 0-8, with audience members encouraged to bring their own teddy along to join in the fun. 11am/1pm/3pm

WE WERE YOUNG: Barbican Cinema hosts a screening of 1961 film We Were Young, set in 1940s Bulgaria as the Nazis rise to power, and telling the story of a group of young people willing to risk everything to oppose the Nazis. It's part of a series celebrating Bulgarian director Binka Zhelyazkova, and this is the first UK screening of this film since it was restored in 2021. 5.40pm

TWELFTH NIGHT: The Globe Theatre presents a very special performance on Shakespeare's Twelfth Night to celebrate the 400th anniversary of the Bard's First Folio. The cast involved are preparing for the performance as they would have done in Shakespeare's time — no lengthy rehearsals, and no access to the full script. Each has just been given their own cues and lines to learn, to see how it all turns out on the night. 6.30pm

WAR TECHNOLOGY: The RAF Museum hosts a talk about the bombing technology employed in the second world war. Electronic engineer and historian Dave Gilbert offers an insight into the technology used aboard Bomber Command and Luftwaffe bombers, including how they were able to bomb with such accuracy. No prior technical knowledge is required to follow the talk. 6.30pm-10pm

PIATTI QUARTET: Wrap up your weekend with a performance of music by Felix Mendelssohn,
Vaughan Williams and Brahms by the Piatti Quartet and clarinettist Sacha Rattle (son of legendary conductor Simon Rattle). Part of the Sunday Concerts series at Conway Hall. 6.30pm

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Kids are going to love this. Cheshire (Janus) , 2023 Courtesy of Marianne Boesky Gallery and MASSIMODECARLO.A corner of Regent's Park yet again becomes a temporary sculpture park, for Frieze Sculpture 2023.

Serving as a kind of free amuse bouche for Frieze London (which takes place in October), Frieze Sculpture — running from 20 September-29 October — sees work by 22 international sculptors dotted around the English Gardens of Regent's Park, in a display curated by artist Fatoş Üstek.

Hopefully not as prickly as it looks. Suhasini Kejriwal's Garden of Un-Earthly Delights. Courtesy of Suhasini Kejriwal and Nature Morte Gallery. Photo by Vivienne SarkyAmong those that've caught our eye include Suhasini Kejriwal's Garden of Un-Earthly Delights — a pretty looking fibreglass 'cactus', which is undoubtedly going to attract the wandering fingers of young visitors; Sanford Biggers' playful 'Cheshire' (a broad nod towards Alice in Wonderland); Gülsün Karamustafa's Monument for the 21st Century — a stack of MDF acrobats balanced on top of one another; and Tony Matelli's frankly terrifying painted bronze statue of a sleepwalker (we can certainly envisage the kids running the hell away from THAT particular one).

Gülsün Karamustafa's Monument for the 21st Century, 2016. Rendered image by Barış Öktem Courtesy of the artist and BüroSarıgedikJudging by the preview pics, this is one of the most fun looking Frieze Sculptures in recent years — and seeing as it doesn't cost a thing to visit, is most certainly worth a short detour if you're around central London.

Not at all disturbing. Tony Matelli's Sleepwalker, 2014. Courtesy of the artist and Maruani MercierIn other sculpture news, you've got until 27 October to track down the 30 painted giraffes scattered around central Croydon.

Frieze Sculpture, Regent's Park (the English Gardens, in the south east corner of the park), 20 September-29 October 2023, free

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Chelsea F.C.

Reigning Women's Super League champions Chelsea F.C. kick off their fourth consecutive title defence on Sunday 1 October — and you've got the chance to see them take on London rivals Tottenham Hotspur in serious style.

The fine folk at Chelsea F.C. are giving away a pair of hospitality tickets for this first match of the season. That means you and a pal could soon be watching the likes of Millie Bright, Lauren James, Jess Carter and Sam Kerr* flex their skills from the salubrious surrounds of Club Chelsea's Harris Suite.

On top of offering an incredible vantage point — on the half-way line of the East Stand, Middle Tier — the Harris Suite benefits from comfy padded seats and an ample selection of match day treats.

If you're lucky enough to win our competition, you'll enjoy complimentary beer, wine and soft drinks, a pre-match hot buffet, and half-time refreshments. The Harris Suite will remain open for an hour after the final whistle, too, so you can really make an evening of it.

To be in with a chance of winning this fantastic prize, enter via the form below by 11.59pm on Sunday 24 September. Terms and conditions apply.**

Rather not leave it up to Lady Luck? Get your tickets here.

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**Terms and conditions: The winner will be contacted by email by Tuesday 26 September. They will then have 48 hours to claim the prize, after which point an alternative winner will be randomly selected.

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"An extraordinary building" said Nairn of the Royal Festival Hall. Image: Andrew GrayArchitectural critic Ian Nairn was never one to mince his words: when he loved a building you knew about it, when he hated one, you feared for the architect's wellbeing.

A new edition of Nairn's 1964 book Modern Buildings in London — introduced by Travis Elborough — is a great excuse to bathe in the acerbic wit of one of London's great writers... and to see if we still agree with his sentiment 60 years on. Hold on to your hats, as we dig out some of our favourite quotes.

Bucklersbury House, City of London

It has no virtues and no vices: it is the null point of architecture, the base line for the judgments in the rest of the book. [It is also now long-demolished]

Various buildings, east of St Paul's

If by whim or temperament you want to find somewhere to say: 'Oh dear, the English!' then this is it. Every change has been rung on timidity, compromise and incompetence.

Nairn has some kind words to say about Admiralty Citadel. Image: LondonistNewbury Park Underground station

An extraordinary bit of bravura from an architect who designs in every style; an old-style romantic in an age which wants its romanticism rough and rude, if at all.

Admiralty Citadel, The Mall

At first it seems a preposterous intrusion, even in summer when it is covered with creeper. Then, gradually, it becomes a glorious and very English folly, in a century which has far too little architectural sense of humour — something as incongruously appropriate as the Observatory at Greenwich. [We recently wrote an ode to this ungainly imposter]

The old United States Embassy in Grosvenor Square didn't exactly get a glowing write-up. Image: U.S. Embassy LondonUnited States Embassy, Grosvenor Square

One of the biggest disappointments in London. [It's no longer the US Embassy of course — that's now in Nine Elms, and if our sources are correct, Donald Trump LOVES it...]

Royal Festival Hall, South Bank

An extraordinary building. It nonplussed everyone when it was built, and after fifteen years public feeling still seems to be just as equivocal and disturbed... In a hundred years' time, after a concert, people will still leave out of key with its cerebral relentlessness.

Waterloo has unsurpassable 'bridgeness' apparently. That's a word, right? Image: frank carmanVarious buildings, Blackheath Park

If Eric Lyons is the modern Nash, then this is his Regent's Park.

Waterloo Bridge

After twenty years, this is still the best modern bridge in Britain. The only sad thing is that it replaced a masterpiece by Sir John Rennie; one arch of this is embedded in the abutment at the Waterloo end. And in its bridgeness it must outdo even Rennie.

Does this penguin look solemn to you? Guess they kinda do, actually. Image: gillfotoAlton West Estate, Roehampton

A funny marriage between extreme talent and arrogance, so that it has good individual things but doesn't grow into a marvellous place.

Penguin Pool, Regent's Park Zoo

...meanwhile the penguins walk solemnly up and down their interlocking concrete spirals, a parody of every committee which ever decided about 'amenity' or 'the people' or 'urban pattern'. [There haven't been penguins here since 2004, but it's still seen as a classic piece of modernism]

Elephant and Castle in its 1960s phase (now all demolished, though the pink elephant has been saved). Image: LondonistElephant and Castle, Rebuilding

The Elephant is chaotic at the moment and will be for years. [You said it, Ian]

15-19 Aubrey Walk, Kensington

This is, quite simply, a three-storey Regency terrace. Not a copy or a pastiche, but the real thing, designed by somebody who is living a century and a half out of phase.

As good as the best Victorian designs, reckoned Nairn. Image: Chris GuyThe Hoop, Notting Hill Gate

This is the best modern pub interior in London. [This is now a Le Pain Quotidien]

Hammersmith Flyover

The only engineering work in London with the grandeur and assurance of the best Victorian designs.

Stand aside, Festival Hall - here is the noblest modern building in London. Photograph by John Somers © TfLEmpress State Building

A joke title for a joke of a building.

Stockwell Bus Garage

Probably the noblest modern building in London. [Couldn't agree more]

Eros House: Up there with all the best Elizabethan architecture, and this one ain't up for debate... Image: stevecadmanEros House, Catford

This really is a building which says something in the town, with the same kind of panache as an Elizabethan house.

Arnos Grove Underground station

One of the classic Underground stations, as fresh as ever after thirty years, and much better than Holden’s own more elaborate later buildings. [Make that after 90 years]

Sometimes Nairn got it wrong (in fact the whole Uxbridge extract goes on to wax lyrical about the interior). Image: LondonistLondon Airport (now Heathrow)

Very, very British. A tragi-comedy of muddle and architecture running at too low a voltage.

Uxbridge Underground station

The outside is a flashy piece of symmetry that just about ruins the centre of Uxbridge... [Don't be silly, Ian]

Modern Buildings in London by Ian Nairn with introduction by Travis Elborough, published by Notting Hill Editions.

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Los Pocillos and Puerto del Carmen are two neighbouring resorts on the coast of Lanzarote — so much so, that they meld into one, and walking between the two during your stay is easy. Puerto del Carmen is the livelier, all-singing, all-dancing resort; Los Pocillos is calmer, blessed with a vast expanse of sandy beach — but still enough shops, restaurants and bars to keep most holidaymakers happy.

Getting to Puerto del Carmen and Los PocillosPuerto del Carmen, seen on approach to the airport.César Manrique-Lanzarote Airport (AKA Arrecife Airport) is just over 4 hours flight time from Gatwick and Stansted airports.

The centre of Puerto del Carmen is about 8km from the airport — and Los Pocillos is even closer — so only about 10 minutes by taxi. The flip side: Puerto del Carmen gets its share of planes cruising along its coastline on approach to the airport, and while it's nowhere near a Maho Beach situation, there can be some noise — worth considering if you're a light sleeper or someone who needs complete silence to plough through the latest Dan Brown novel on the beach.

Planes come into land just beyond Los Pocillos beach.Puerto del Carmen need to knowWeather: Temperatures in Lanzarote tend to stay above 15 all year, hitting the late 20s or higher in the summer. From our experience, January and February tend to be too cold for sunbathing, but from March onwards through to the end of the summer, you're good to go. Like neighbouring Fuerteventura, Lanazarote's position in the Atlantic Ocean makes it susceptible to strong winds, though it tends to be a warm breeze. Rain is rare.

One of the main town beaches in Puerto del Carmen.Language: Spanish is the official language of Lanzarote, though there's plenty of English, French and German spoken due to the large numbers of tourists.

Getting around: Buses are regular and reliable in these parts, with routes linking up most places you'd need to go. Routes 24 and 25 are the main ones for connecting Puerto del Carmen with Los Pocillos and towards Arrecife. Just bear in mind that parts of Puerto del Carmen town centre are one-way, so buses operate on a circular route. That said, it's a very active area, so you might not even need the bus. From dawn to dusk and beyond, the seafront is a hive of activity, with people strolling, power walking, jogging, cycling, roller blading and scooting backwards and forwards, plus open-air yoga, pilates and HIIT classes taking place. Bikes are readily available to hire, and the Superpedestrian electric scooter hire scheme is in use too — just download the app.

St Patrick's Day is BIG in Lanzarote.Special events: Carnival is a huge event in Lanzarote, with each town or resort having its own multi-day celebration, spanning the period from just before Lent begins, right up until Easter. Canary Islands Day falls on 30 May each year, and is a bank holiday. We found ourselves in town for St Patrick's Day 2023 and couldn't believe the fuss that was made! Swarms and swarms of people (and dogs) dressed in green flood the town, some heading straight for the harbour where the main festival takes place, while others got warmed up at the town's bars, lining the seafront with emerald. A sight to behold.

Accessibility: Generally, Puerto del Carmen is fairly accessible, with the flat, wide pavements along the main strip of Avenida de las Playas — but bear in mind that away from the seafront in the rest of the town, there are a few hilly areas, and it's a slightly uphill route from Los Pocillos to Puerto del Carmen.

El Diablo — once you notice him, you'll spot him everywhere in Lanzarote.El Diablo and Cesar Manrique: Wherever you go in Lanzarote, you'll spot an image of the devil, his arms raised in the air lifting a pitchfork, and his tail between his legs. This is El Diablo, a mascot designed by local artist Cesar Manrique, who you'll hear plenty about — he was a well respected artist and architect from the island, and his former home is now open as a museum.

Wildlife: Look out for parakeets flying wild in Lanzarote, as they do in London these days, particularly in palm trees along the seafront. Though they're a similar colour, Lanzarote's birds are monk parakeets, as opposed to London's ring-necked parakeets. Similar noise though.

Things to do in Puerto del CarmenPlaya de los Pocillos is a sweeping golden sand beach.The main attraction of Puerto del Carmen is the coastline. The town is home to two main stretches of beach; Playa Blanca (not too be confused with the town of the same name, located around 20km further south), and Playa Grande. If you're willing to stroll about 25 minutes east of the latter, along the pedestrian-friendly Avenida de las Playas, you'll reach Playa de los Pocillos, which, for our money, is the best beach in the area, consisting of vast swathes of golden sand in a semi-sheltered bay.

One of the main pastimes around these parts is simply wandering along the seafront. As you walk out of Puerto del Carmen, look out for tiny alleyways and corridors leading from the main thoroughfare down to the seafront. Some are marked as private, but those which aren't are open to anyone willing to tackle the steps, and often lead down to secluded parts of the beach that you'll probably have all to yourself. That said, it can get a bit rocky down there so it's not always ideal for swimming.

Just beyond Puerto del Carmen is one of the island's biggest tourist attractions, Rancho Texas Lanzarote Park, a theme park/wildlife park along with a splash zone, which also offers themed country and western nights. Naturally, it's a popular day out with families, but do take one thing into consideration when you book tickets; it's home to captive bottlenose dolphins, and offers the public a chance to interact with them, something which has attracted criticism from animal rights groups.

Where to eat and drink in Puerto del CarmenLa Barrica is the place to head for sundowner cocktails in Los PocillosPuerto del Carmen has the whole sliding scale of places to eat and drink, from fine dining to... how do we put this... slightly less well-heeled venues that wouldn't look out of place in Bognor.

At the top end of that list is Tamasha, a respected Indian restaurant which won a European Restaurant of the Year award in 2022. Similarly, Restaurante Volcán Corona 2.0, located inside the Gran Casino, is an upmarket barbecue restaurant — think pristine white tablecloths, and sea views from the terrace. La Ola offers similar views.

Serenity is a whole upmarket complex of dining and drinking. Tables, sofas and jacuzzis can be booked on the rooftop, where you'll find a sushi and cocktail-heavy menu served up in the sun, or you can take shade in the restaurant and dine among chandeliers and peacock decor, admiring the sea view through floor-to-ceiling windows. There's also a ground floor ice cream parlour to catch the passing tourist crowds.

Good Old Days is a '70s themed bar in Puerto del Carmen.For something a little less... serious, hit up The Good Old Days, a 1970s-themed cocktail bar on the main road through town, complete with floral table lamps and space hoppers hanging from the ceiling; it's a vibe not unlike London's own Little Nan's. And while the decor doesn't exactly scream 'Spanish island' (though it's certainly screaming something), the food menu is pure Middle England: jacket potatoes, bangers and mash, afternoon tea and Sunday roasts.

It's not even the trippiest eatery in town. That award goes to Goofy Burger, a hamburger cafe homage to the Disney dog, with a giant fibreglass Mickey Mouse outside luring in the holidaymaking kiddies and their families. We can't vouch for the quality of the food or drink, having never been inside ourselves.

Puerto del Carmen has an embarrassment of riches when it comes to Irish bars. There are dozens of them, from Sally Joan's, Ned Kelly's and Molly Malone's, though The Dubliner comes highly recommended if you require a pint of the black stuff to accompany your sun, sea and sand.

Sunset across Playa de Los PocillosTop tip: for a sundowner cocktail, head out of Puerto del Carmen round to Los Pocillos, and pull up a pew at any one of the bars and restaurants at Centro Comercial Jameos Playa, on the eastern side of Playa de los Pocillos. La Barrica is our go-to, though it's had a bit of a refurb since our last visit. As you sup your strawberry daiquiri, gaze across the promenade and across the bay to the mountains beyond as the sun sets.

Where to stay in Los Pocillos and Puerto del CarmenHotel Floresta is a tranquil place to stay.We're massive fans of Floresta Hotel, a rather tranquil 3* establishment with three pools, a couple of minutes walk from Los Pocillos beach. It offers a choice of all-inclusive or half-board stays, and has a bus stop right outside with buses towards the centre of Puerto del Carmen in one direction, and Arrecife in the other.

For something a bit livelier, Lani's Suites are situated closer to the centre of town, surrounded by shops and bars. It's a blingy affair — the giant 3D gemstone on the roof will let you know you've arrived — but once inside it's a romantic boutique hotel: adults-only, whitewashed buildings around a pool with luxury sunloungers and seaviews.

Hotel Fariones is one of the more exclusive places to stay in Puerto del Carmen.If you've got the desire — and, more importantly, the dough — to live it up a little bit, Hotel Fariones is a 5* hotel right on the seafront, simultaneously right in the Puerto del Carmen action and just outside of it. We'll be honest, we've never made it through the hallowed doors, but we have peeped in at the luxury sunloungers in the well-manicured gardens overlooking the private cove, and sighed longingly.

Hyde Park Lane, Puerto del Carmen.Alternatively, if you're missing London that bit too much, you can always book yourself in for a stay at the Hyde Park Lane apartments and villas — a stay there is a darn sight cheaper than anywhere near the real Hyde Park.

Shopping in Puerto del CarmenAs you might expect from an island with a strong volcanic presence (more on which below), lava is often repurposed into gifts and souvenirs, so expect to see plenty of the black substance made into jewellery, homewares and the like. One unexpected result of the volcanic landscape is the production of Lanzarote's volcanic wines. The whole island is an undulating mass of dramatic peaks, and if you leave the main resort and head out into the hills, you may spot grapes being grown on the hillsides, protected from the winds by stone semi-circles. The volcanic ash is ideal for growing vines, and as a result, wine has become big business here. It'd be rude not to take a bottle or two home, really.

Cork is another raw material that pops up regularly in gift shops, and we're huge fans of The Cork Shop on the eastern edge of Puerto del Carmen, for its unique range of cork handbags, purses and the like.

The bulk of Puerto del Carmen's shops are tourist and beach shops selling summer clothing, souvenirs and such, though there are a few more exclusive boutiques peppered among them, along with chain shops, the majority of which can be found at Centro Comercial Biosfera Plaza in the centre of town. Koala Bay and Fund Grube are worth seeking out for anyone in need of some fashion retail therapy.

Elsewhere in Lanzarote... and beyondLook out for wild monk parakeets along the seafront in Los Pocillos and Puerto del Carmen.Over 50km2 of eastern Lanzarote is Timanfaya National Park, a protected area relating to the active Timanfaya volcano. Much of the National Park consists of giant rock formations made from solidified magma and lava, and walking isn't allowed in certain parts — though roads have been carved through the landscape, so you can visit by car or coach tour. Bear in mind that some of the roads are narrow and hairpin-esque, so only tackle it if you're a confident driver. Otherwise, guided tours are available from all over the island. In the centre of the park is a visitor centre with information about the volcano, live demonstrations of geysers, and El Diablo restaurant, where they use geothermal heat to cook the food.

Every Sunday like clockwork, Lanazarote's hotels and resorts spit out their human contents, pack them into buses and ship them inland to the town of Teguise. A tranquil Spanish town the rest of the week, it becomes the hub of the island as market stalls take over the huge town square and side streets. Sadly, since Covid it's not regained all of its previous sprawl, but there's still enough to keep even the most nonchalant of shoppers occupied for a few hours.

Sunday is market day in Teguise.A 30-minute bus ride from Puerto del Carmen, Arrecife is Lanzarote's capital. But for our money, it's worth continuing five miles further up the coast to the resort of Costa Teguise for the day. Though smaller than both Arrecife and Puerto del Carmen, it has its own quartet of sandy beaches, the sheltered bay of Playa del Jablillo particularly popular with sea swimmers and snorkellers. Bars, shops and restaurants are plentiful, and there's a small market tucked away in a beautiful courtyard each Friday. Costa Teguise is also home to the island's aquarium, and though you'd struggle to pass more than a couple of hours there, we've found it a pleasant place to spend some time waiting out one of Lanzarote's (rare) rain showers. Oh, and if you find yourself wandering along Playa de los Charcos, we always find it fascinating to peek at the charming enclosed lido that's part of the Sands Beach Resort.

Superpedestrian electric scooters are available to hire in Puerto del Carmen.If you're willing to travel even further north up the island, Jameos del Agua and Cueva de los Verdes are part of a series of lava caves and tubes now open to the public. The former in particular is popular with tourists, home to a cactus garden, subterranean salt lake and trendy bar. The latter has an underground concert hall, illuminated by colourful lights.

One attraction which flies under the radar is the Lanzarote Aeronautical Museum, located within the grounds of Lanzarote Airport. Some visitors don't even spot it until they return to the airport to leave the island (it's not very well advertised) but it's free to enter, and contains 10 rooms of information on Lanzarote's airborne history, from the first planes overhead in 1913, up to the present day.

And if you've exhausted everything Lanzarote has to offer, it's easy to hop on the ferry from the town of Playa Blanca over to the neighbouring island of Fuerteventura. After a 30-minute crossing, the ferry spits you out in the resort of Corralejo, where you've got sandy beaches, watersports, shopping and more — read our Corralejo guide for the full low-down.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features.

When You Start Seeing Roundels EverywhereOne you spot, you just can't stop...

Image: Google MapsTower Bridge: Rare Behind-The-Scenes Tours Now On SaleIncluding a chance to explore the bascule chambers.

A Map Of London Nicknames: From The Gherkin To The Silicon RoundaboutWhat would you add to the map?

Nostalgic For The Elephant And Castle Underpass? You Will Be After Watching This Maccabees VideoThe ending almost had us weeping...

A Chance To Visit The 'Roman' Bath In Strand LaneOne of London's most lied-about attractions.

Image: Zoe Rimmer via creative commonsIce Hockey In London: Who Are The Teams, Where To Watch And When's It On?Puck up your ideas.

Image: Alexandra PalaceReview: Kate Berlant's Masterful Show Will Have You Crying With LaughterBelieve the hype ★★★★★

Image: Emilio MadridMyra DuBois Takes Us On Her Perfect Day Out In London"Look at St Paul's! An icon in the capital! Much like myself."

An Airport In Hyde Park? It Could Have Happened1920s proposal envisaged a VERY central aerodrome.

A Bonkers Alt Tube Map Feat. Clockwork Trains And A Sedan Chair Replacement ServiceZones 8 to 9 are WILD.

Tips For Australians In London - From An Australian In LondonZoë Coombs Marr advises.

Origin Of The Faeces: Massive Animal Poo Collection Drops In KingstonThis show's going to make a splash.

East London Could Be Getting This Flashy New LidoWhat a beaut.

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While the weather's still balmy, check out 13 Outdoor Pools And Lidos For Open-Air Swimming In London This Summer.

The proposed lido in Valentines Park would be 25-metres long.A new 25-metre-long lido could be on the cards for east London, after Redbridge Council unveiled plans for a stunning-looking outdoor swimming spot in Valentines Park, Ilford.

The whole mock-up is all rather dreamy - let's hope it becomes a reality.The proposals for the six-lane outdoor swimming pool were announced last year, but things are now picking up pace, with CGI mock-ups and a public consultation. The lido — which the council would like to have completed in summer 2024 — would replace one that stood nearby from 1923-1995, and its design echoes many features of that predecessor.

The lido is heavily inspired by one that once stood near this spot.A CGI mock up video (below) shows a stylish lido flanked by grass-topped colonnades with changing facilities, and a deco-style fountain at one end of the pool (a la Tooting Bec Lido), behind which are a series of layered lawns. At the other end of the pool is a pergola, beneath which people sit at tables and chairs.

The complex would also feature a children's splash pad, a cafe, gym, dance/exercise studio, and a recreation/picnic area. It's all rather dreamy, and no doubt would do Ilford the world of good.

Cllr Kam Rai, Deputy Leader of Redbridge Council and Cabinet Member for Finance and Regeneration said: "The new lido will provide a sustainable, fun, and social place for people to exercise in the great outdoors, while boosting our local economy and restoring the heritage of Valentines Park."

A Tooting Bec Lido style fountain can be seen at one end of the mock-up design.Right now, the lido is in the consultation part of the process; in the meantime, there's still plenty to get up to in Valentines Park: from its boating lake to a Grecian grotto... you can even even get married here.

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Tracey Lee — an artist and former senior zookeeper at London Zoo — has been collecting poo for 22 years.Here's a show that's set to make a splash.

Tracey Lee — an artist and former senior zookeeper at London Zoo — has been collecting animal poo for 22 years now, and thought it was high time she made an exhibition out of it.

Enter Origin Of The Faeces: Poo from the Zoo, a display of over 100 preserved animal poos, courtesy of endangered gorillas (looks like a kebab apparently — lovely), Sumatran tigers, and the tadpole-esque droppings of a Galapagos tortoise. The show also includes the last elephant dung ball to be dropped in London Zoo — the sample that started Lee out on her excremental journey.

The free exhibition is on at new multi-arts venue FUSEBOX in Kingston for a short run (7-28 October), so plop, sorry, pop those dates in your diary.

As much as this is guaranteed to set the kids a-giggling, Origin Of The Faeces is rich in educational goodness. Says Lee: "This isn't just about poo; it's about capturing the essence of these magnificent animals in a way that's both educational and eye-opening. It's a celebration of nature's diversity, while also a sobering reminder of the environmental challenges we face."

Origin Of The Faeces: Poo from the Zoo, FUZEBOX, 7-28 October 2023, free

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Myra DuBois may be the self-declared siren of South Yorkshire, but she also knows a thing or two about London. Here, she takes us along on the ride for her perfect day out in the capital... which may or may not end up with us watching her new West End show.

Gin and tonics, Tate Modern, more gin and tonics... Myra DuBois certainly knows how to live it up in London.9am: wake up in the Hoxton Hotel, breakfast at Borough MarketAdmittedly disorientating, this particular Hoxton Hotel is nowhere near Hoxton. Still, it's awash with instagrammable splendour thanks to its tastefully-curated mid-century aesthetics. Now, you can grab breakfast from the hotel if you like, my love, but we're a stone's throw from Borough Market, so I'm going to summon a rickshaw. Yes I could walk, but we've a long day ahead. Plus I'm terribly famous and the people of London shall want to see me being chauffeured around.

11am: a morning stroll along the ThamesOnce we're done enjoying the endless rows of artisan produce at Borough Market, I think a little Thames-side trot along the river is in order. We'll take the rickshaw back to London Bridge, then work our way westward on foot, spotting landmarks like the Golden Hinde, the ruins of Winchester Palace and Shakespeare's Globe. (I'll wear my headscarf and sunglasses to avoid too many autograph hunters, but I'm sure you'll be fine as you are.) And we must do the Tate Modern, of course. I'll be in the members' rooftop bar, enjoying the views across the river. Come and find me when you're done. Then it's on to the South Bank and Waterloo Bridge. Look at St Paul's over there! Isn't she wonderful? An icon in the capital! Much like myself.

Retro Bar Image: Rachel Hardwick1pm: liquid lunch on the StrandThe Strand is home to many a hidden gem tucked down an alleyway, and I want to show you a couple before they get too busy. Let's nip into Bull Inn Court, and the Nell Gwynne Tavern. Named after a famous English actress. Just think! In hundreds of years from now, thirsty tourists might be seeking refreshments in the Myra DuBois Tavern! Mine's a little gin and tonic, if you're buying. Large. Not much tonic. Cheers!

Next, we'll skip across the road to the LGBTQ+ Retro Bar. It's been here in some form for centuries, and I myself used to host pub quizzes here (no, not centuries ago). The jukebox here is the best in London, and long-time guv'nor Lesley Lush takes great care in making sure a drink is a unique experience. Go on then, I will have another gin. Since you're at the bar.

3pm: a spot of retail therapy in Covent GardenNow we're properly fed and watered gin and tonic-ed, it's time to work on our inner peace. I love a pootle around Covent Garden market; Pollock's Toy Shop soothes my inner-child with its wall-to-wall Victoriana. Then let's wander down to Seven Dials and into Soho. I CANNOT visit Soho without popping into Maison Bertaux for a cuppa and a cake. Let's not get too full though — it's nearly time for dinner!

Pre-dinner cake at Maison Bertaux? Image: Michalis Tolkas via creative commons5pm: dinner at Joe AllenWhere else would we dine but at the infamous Joe Allen. This legendary brasserie — moulded in the Broadway tradition — has been pulling them in for years, with a scrumptious menu, extensive cocktail list, and a pianist tinkling in the background. And all those theatrical posters are enough to put one in the mood for a show — which reminds me...

7pm: taking in a West End showThe West End is chocka with top shows, but right now, there's only one to see — my latest masterwork! Be Well was a smash with audiences and critics alike at the Edinburgh Fringe, I'll have you know. It's about being well, of course, and what I can do in my role of beloved celebrity to help. There are songs and music and costumes and... well, you’ll find out when you see it, won’t you?

10pm: post-show drinkies at CellarDoorWasn't I wonderful?! I imagine you feel incredibly healed after that. Post-show wind down? I should think so. Let's shuffle on down to a favourite late night haunt of mine, CellarDoor! A converted lavatory on Aldwych, they have a wonderful selection of cocktails and live and intimate cabaret into the small hours. I played some of my earliest gigs in London here back in 2008. What a lovely note to end on. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my rickshaw is outside...

Myra DuBois: Be Well is on at the Peacock Theatre in London 13-16 September, and continues on tour around the country until mid November. The show returns to London — this time at the Comedy Store — for a one-off show on 14 November.

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An atomic clock, in case you were wondering.This Saturday (9 September) you can literally watch time travel, as an atomic clock is ferried along the Thames by a flotilla of boats.

The Royal shallop 'Jubilant' will lead a procession of 15 vessels from Isleworth to Greenwich, carrying a state-of-the-art, ultra-precise atomic clock. What's this all about? The clock is being presented by the National Physical Laboratory (based in Teddington), to the Royal Museums Greenwich, to mark the relationship between the two organisations — both of which have played an influential role in how the world tells the time.

The Jubilant itself — owned by the Jubilant Trust — was built for Elizabeth II in 2002.

Here are the timings for Saturday's event, which covers over 30km of the Thames in all:

  • 10am: Craft assemble alongside the river wall in Isleworth below the London Apprentice pub
  • 10.45am: Peal of bells from All Saints Church, which is the signal for the flotilla to commence
  • 11.15am: Chiswick Pier
  • 12pm: Beverley Brook
  • 12.30pm: Albert Bridge
  • 2pm: Tower Bridge
  • 3pm: Greenwich Ship Tier

Flotilla led by Jubilant, Saturday 9 September from 10am, free. Keep an eye on the NPL Twitter account for more details.

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Australian comedian Zoë Coombs Marr offers her advice for Antipodeans in the capital.

Also in this series: Tips For Americans In London - From An American In London

Yes, that is Crocodile Dundee drinking a Fosters at a tube stationSo. You're an Australian in London. How did you get here? Buy your way off the farm with a stolen ha'penny? Bribe a travelling mutton trader, disguise yourself as a sheep and stow away on his ship? Or did you take the nonstop Qantas flight from Perth? (it's pretty good huh?). However it happened, you've escaped the colony and now you're in London! And you need tips, innit? Happy to help, guv'nah (as a Londoner may or may not say). I've been coming here for yonks and I love it. From one Australian to another, here's how to do London right.

  1. First things first... Are you alright?A couple of Londoners saying "alright?" Image: iStock/franckreporterAlright? Now that you're in the motherland, get ready to be constantly asked if you are alright. Now, in Australia, if someone asks 'are you alright?' it means one of two things:

  2. "I am sincerely concerned about your wellbeing" (in this scenario, you are either having a breakdown or there is blood gushing from your head).

  3. "Do you want to fight mate?!" aka "what the hell are you looking at?!" aka if there is no blood gushing from your head, there soon might be...

Londoners do not know this. They mean no harm. To them, "are you alright?" is a standard greeting. I know I know. It's confusing. You are just meant to smile, nod and reply: "alright". Imagine they have just asked "how you goin'?"… you answer "yeah, alright". See? Easy. Except I have been coming here for ever and I still haven't got the hang of it.

  1. Visit Highgate Cemetery — filled with celebrity corpses"Beautiful and star studded, like a very grim film premiere" - go to Highgate Cemetery. Image: iStock/garyperkinThere are a billion touristy things to do in London. My top tip: go to Highgate Cemetery. If you don't know Highgate, it's a big old famous cemetery on gorgeous grounds, filled with notable celebrity corpses. Beautiful and star studded, like a very grim film premiere.

The grounds are divided into the East and West sections. The East cemetery is the newer section and you can wander through as you like, visiting Karl Marx and adding to the bouquet of biros for Douglas Adams. Our own Sidney Nolan is even there. The West section is the older and THE BEST of the two. When we visited, you could only go on a guided tour, because the grounds are so wonky they were worried you might fall into a grave. Apparently that has since changed — either they've fixed the paths or they simply don’t care about you falling in anymore, I don't know. Either way, you can wander at your leisure. BUT I highly recommend the tour. They're run by the most delightful volunteers (ours was a retired history teacher) and they get to write their own itineraries, so you're getting the favourite stories of a true enthusiast. This is honestly one of the best things I have ever done in London. Book ahead! GO!

  1. Ditch the avocados... embrace the fried breadAvocados in London taste like nothing - get one of these instead. Image: iStock/stuartburAustralians are obsessed with breakfast. Guess what, so are the English! I mean… it's a full english. They’re done a little different here — heavier on the beans and potatoes, less emphasis on avocado. But basically, it's the same. (By the way, lower your expectation for avocados in London. They taste like nothing here, but that's not their fault. They've come a long way and they are very tired.)

I suggest leaning into the full greasy spoon experience (fried bread and all) at E Pellicci in Bethnal Green. I hear there are often long queues now, but where else are you going to find an art deco family run Italian-cockney café that's been operating since 1900 and where the servers have the same faces as the black and white photos on the wall because they are their grandparents. Nowhere, that's where.

  1. Don't kill yourself seeking out good coffeeDon't be this Australian. Image: iStock/undefined undefinedTravelling Australians are absolutely insufferable when it comes to coffee. "Where's the good coffee?" we anxiously whisper to each other every time we set foot outside of Oz. Coffee in Australia is excellent — due to Italian immigrants who imported espresso, created a ludicrously high standard across the Antipodean continent, and now tattooed hipster baristas are our number one export, thus completing the circle of life.

I used to be an insufferable coffee fiend. Constantly stressed. Never satisfied. Searching out a "good" cup of coffee. And yes, you can find them. Sometimes. But after years of stress — as a constant traveller on a Sisyphean caffeine quest — I simply decided to... stop caring. Yep. It worked. I lowered my standards entirely. I accept whatever slop comes my way. And my life has VASTLY IMPROVED. No one wants to hear an Australian whinging about their flat white. Enjoy your holiday. Free yourself from the tyranny of standards, let it go, relax, and smell the slop.

  1. Keep left! No... right! No... left?! Oh god...DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? Image: Matt Brown/LondonistI will keep this short. Aussies drive on the left. Brits drive on the left. Easy. When walking, Aussies keep to the left — acting the same as a car. Same rules. Easy. Brits… keep to the right?!! WHY?! I do not know. This applies 100% of the time in train/tube stations… and from what I can gather… some? of the time out in the open. All I can say is — if you're on an escalator, keep to the goddamn right, or else you will get some very angry "sorrys" which do NOT mean sorry.

Bonus fact: British people are polite. They are polite when they are being polite and they are polite when they are being rude. Confusing! Unlike Australians, who are fun-rude when we're being polite, and mean-rude when we're being rude, which of course is confusing and means everyone will think you are just rude-rude. This is OK. It doesn't really mean much. Once I saw an English man drop a coin and then apologise to it. And it's that kind of cultural experience that we travel for folks.

  1. Soho's great... so's everywhere else really"Where else can you have a wine in a sooty cave that smells of a cheese fart?" Image: LondonistWhen I first started coming to London I was working and living in Soho. This was a fun but ridiculous existence. No-one lives in Soho. OK, there might be, like, a cocaine dealer who lives above a bar or a banker who's forgotten to go home or something. But as a comedian, living in Soho feels like the equivalent of eating lunch at your desk. (And I was staying in an apartment that shared an air vent with a Subway sandwich shop, so it kind of smelled the same too.)

Don't get me wrong, I love central London. (All the touristy stuff is in there. Do it! See it! Go see a musical! Heaven! Where else can you have a wine in a sooty cave that smells of a cheese fart but Gordon's Wine Bar! Fave! Pretend you’re rich at Liberty! Yes Ma'am!). You will still find me slouching around Dean Street, catching a show/propping up the bar at Soho Theatre (oops I dropped this link to my show here), or having a delicious meal at Ducksoup. I even had a Groucho Club membership for one season. And there is nothing like people watching in the theatre district. I once watched two old school grifters who looked like twin vampires work their way around The French House, getting free drinks out of their victims while selling some kind of book/movie deal combo that clearly didn't exist. I hope they're doing well.

But it wasn't until maybe my third visit that I actually got out of the centre. This seems like very basic advice, but evidently I needed it, so maybe someone else does. Get thee to Hackney, Bethnal Green, Dalston, and all that. Spend some time in Brixton! Beyond the tourist centres, London is full of cute streets and shops and cafes. There is delicious food from every corner of the colonised globe*. There are tiny pubs and great people and lovely parks. Go enjoy them.

*(Pro tip: do not bother with Thai or Vietnamese food here — we have it too good in Australia and you will only be disappointed — but DO make the most of the best curries and Caribbean food while you can. So so good.)

  1. A lovely walk to tryThe author has a great Sunday/anyday walk all mapped out for youNow that you’re out of the centre, let's go for a walk. London is a great walking city, and I love a stroll. There's a big diagonal line that I often find myself walking, which goes:

  2. Up from Arnold Circus (where you can visit Rochelle Canteen or Leila's Shop)

  3. Along Columbia Road (Time it with the flower market if you can. Grab an oyster from the oyster guy. Have a bloody mary and a Sunday roast at the Royal Oak!)
  4. Through Haggerston Park (there's a mini farm/petting zoo there)
  5. To Broadway Market (get the fried plantains!)
  6. And then end up at London Fields (beer at Pub on the Park? Do it!)

You can split this up over a couple of days, or come back for particular markets or whatever, but I always end up visiting at some point. And yes I know the markets are a bit touristy, but we are tourists, aren't we?

Hampstead Heath: "I've swum in plenty of ponds, so I'll sit this one out and then see you at the adorable Holly Bush." Image: iStock/bezovOtherwise go to Hampstead Heath — people will tell you to swim in the ponds but it has always seemed pretty gross to me. And I grew up on a farm. I've swum in plenty of ponds, so I'll sit this one out and then see you at the adorable Holly Bush. The cutest little pub.

(You've probably worked out that I like pubs. London is chocka with excellent pubs. All year round (so adorable at Christmas — they all have Christmas trees! Especially this one), so get into it. And get the Sunday roast. I am a disgusting vegan and even I'm catered for.)

If you're up Clapton way you can also take a great walk down the River Lees, through Hackney Marshes, and stop at a pub along the way like The Princess of Wales. Down a pint while watching a family of swans glide by. Adorable.

Or wander along the canal in Haggerston to the Towpath Café.

Or… OK I need to stop writing this article and get out of the house! See you out there.

(And at my show of course ;))

Zoë Coombs Marr: The Opener is on at Soho Theatre 12-16 September 2023

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Roundels: THE logo of London. But you won't just find them in the city's tube stations and on its bus stops — once you start looking, roundels are EVERYWHERE...

Roundels that are visible from space Google Maps Image: Google MapsEver stopped dead in your tracks, as you realise you're walking over a giant roundel? That's what happened to us recently in South Croydon's Houlder Crescent (see above), which is not so much a crescent as a huge tarmac roundel. Yes, yes, there are infinite roundabouts in London, but the straight path through the centre of the grassy core here really lends it a definite roundel appearance. As chance would have it, to the immediate north is this even larger roundel:

Image: Google MapsThe 'bar' through the middle (in this case Denning Avenue) is sadly not as central as we'd like, but the concentric red roofed houses more than make up for it, bringing to life the red ring of the classic roundel. Or are we just spending too much time thinking about roundels?

A roundel on a statueDid Samuel Plimsoll actually invent the roundel? Image: duncan cumming via creative commonsEveryone knows the roundel was created in the early 1900s, then perfected by Frank Pick and Edward Johnston soon after. Or so they would have you believe. On Victoria Embankment, you'll find the lavish memorial to Samuel Plimsoll, the man behind the 'Plimsoll line' — not a long-lost tube line, but a measure by which ships can safely load up with cargo. On Plimsoll's bust is not one, but two of these Plimsoll lines, which you'll surely agree bear more than a passing resemblance to our friend, the roundel. Plimsoll came up with it in 1876 — two years before Frank Pick was born.

An ancient Egyptian roundelOK, now that's an old roundel. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistAnd roundels go back a way before that too. A trip to the British Museum reveals a hunk of ancient Egyptian stone (above) which is very clearly an early draft of the roundel. Could this have once been part of a Ptolemaic bus stop? Almost certainly. And sitting next to it: possibly the earliest moquette design known to man. Facts are facts, people.

A lunar roundelImage: Matt Brown/LondonistYou know we said that once you start looking, you can't stop seeing roundels... how about this snap we got of the moon with a contrail running right through the centre. Maybe it's a sign from Frank Pick in the Great Beyond. Maybe we need to have a lie down.

Various other roundelsSome other roundel-not-roundels that've caught our attention around London. Got a good one you'd like to add? Email your pic to will@londonist.com and we'll consider it.

The Southern Trains logo is... yup, a roundel. Image: John Ray via creative commonsThis one in Vauxhall isn't exactly subtle. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistA particularly ornate roundel in Hyde Park. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistThis might just be us having a roundel-induced breakdown. Image: Matt Brown/Londonist

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Click to enlargeDid you know there's an alternative stretch of the Metropolitan line?

Well, there is in artist Mark Cowie's head, anyway. He has previously delighted/befuddled us in equal measures, with his lost kingdom of Chesham and oddball football map of London. And now he's back with another bonkers illustrated voyage.

Are you taking note TfL?In his latest screwball schemings, Cowie presents us with a stretch of the Met line running from zone 8 to 9, that's home to clockwork tube trains and a sedan chair replacement service. We're totally onboard with the first class Greggs buffet — and we would also LOVE it if there really were Amtrak style observation cars, from which you could admire the rolling hills of Chesham. Are you reading this, TfL?

First class Greggs buffet service? Take my money.Some of these apparent oddities are rooted in some kind of reality; TfL occasionally still runs heritage tube trains to Amersham, and some in recent years have indeed been of the steam variety. As for 'ye olde raw sewage' outlet... we'll let Thames Water explain that one.

View more of Mark Cowie's work on his website, and on Instagram as @tonyhantz and @cowiemaps.

All images © Mark Cowie

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29 September 2023 offers a rare opportunity to see inside the 'Roman' bath hidden away just off Strand. Here's what you need to know about one of London's most lied-about attractions.

This water is full of lies. Image: Zoe Rimmer via creative commonsWhat's all this fuss about some bath? This is no ordinary bath! This murky plunge pool — secreted away in a small vaulted chamber, and surrounded by terracotta tiles — has been a favourite 'hidden London' attraction for centuries. It even appears in the Dickens' novel David Copperfield, as the Roman bath in which the eponymous character took "many a cold plunge".

Ah, so it's a Roman bath is it? Er, no. That falsehood first came about in 1838, when a trade directory made the claim. Subsequently, Londoners took it for read that this was a pretty well preserved Roman relic; a historical clanger that was given credence over the years by folk like Edward Foord, who unwittingly wrote bullshit guides to the bath and its provenance. It actually dates back to 1612.

Lies, all lies. Image: via creative commonsBut it is a bath, right? Well. Rumours about what the pool originally was have included a medieval stew, the Earl of Essex's plunge-pool, and a Georgian naughty-bagnio. In fact, the water source began life as a feeder tank for a magnificently OTT rococo grotto-fountain in the riverside gardens of Somerset House (then a royal palace), for Anne of Denmark. Like this:

Et voila! Image: via creative commonsSo it was never a bath at all? It was! It was! In the last quarter of the 18th century, when Covent Garden was one of the hip hoods to be seen, the cistern was reopened as an actual bath... TWO in fact — one for ladies and one for gents. (The second bath is now buried beneath the floor of the building above, sans water.) So the great and the good of London did indeed take the plunge in these waters. They just happened to be Georgians and Victorians, not Romans.

How can I see these baths? For most of the year you'll have to make do with squinting through an arched window in the wall. BUT there is an annual open day, in which — for a few hours of the year — you can take a proper look at this fabled bath, as well as some pretty Dutch-style tiles, and a plaque still falsely explaining its Roman origins. (Don't bother bringing your cossie though, having a dip is not an option.) This year, the open day is on Friday 29 September.

Aka how the bath never actually appeared. Image via creative commonsI want to learn more about this bath now tbh: Read our deep dive into London's 'Roman' bath — which talks more about how the attraction was inadvertently spared demolition, because everyone thought it was 2,000 years old.

No chance of seeing a genuine Roman bathhouse in London then? Oh but there is — there's one beneath Lower Thames Street, and it's open to the public on and off for tours.

Strand Lane 'Roman' baths open day, Friday 29 September 2023, 11am-3pm. Entry is free, no need to book.

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A man emerges from a puddle. He tours the mosaics of Elephant and Castle underpass for one last time. The man returns to the puddle. The underpass is demolished.

Fans of the built environment: prepare to welcome a lump to your throat. The unsettling video to The Maccabees' Spit It Out is a bittersweet love-letter to the Elephant and Castle pedestrian underpass. Yes, really.

The 2015 video was almost entirely filmed in the subways beneath the former roundabout. It captures the exceptional mosaics that once lined its walls, and finishes with their jackhammer destruction. A finally obituary note dedicates the video to the memory of the murals, which were created by David Bratby.

If you've never felt nostalgic for the vanished underpass before, then you will do now.

The video is bittersweet in other ways. It would be the final single from The Maccabees — a churning, plangent swansong that screams "You don't know what you've got till it's gone," without actually saying it. The band's recording studio was in the Elephant area, and the Michael Faraday memorial (home of Aphex Twin, according to urban myth) was featured on the cover of their final album, Marks to Prove It.

The Elephant murals were also captured for posterity by their creator, who's uploaded them into a Flickr album.

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The tours include a visit to the bridge's submersed bascule chambersA series of rare behind-the-scenes tours will take lucky members of the public into the secretive nooks and crannies of one of London's most recognised icons.

Everyone knows Tower Bridge, and many might've even been inside its towers/up onto its glass walkway. But from this November, limited special tours will take visitors into usually-out-of-bounds areas, including the bridge control room (where a joystick is used to raise and lower the bridge's bascules for ships), machinery room, and the cavernous bascule chambers submerged beneath the Thames (which we've always thought would make an excellent race-against-the-clock-for-James-Bond-to-escape-from scene).

You'll have the chance to explore the bridge's usually-off-limits machinery roomThe behind-the-scenes tours kick off on 4 November 2023, and run till March 2023. Tickets, we must point out, are not cheap — it's £75 per for an adult ticket (various concessions are available), although that does also include access to the usual Tower Bridge visitor experience, plus a souvenir guidebook. Booking is open right now, and we imagine slots will be snaffled promptly.

The special tours are only taking place for two days.Tower Bridge behind-the-scenes-tour, 4 November 2023 -24 March 2023

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Markfield Road Festival is back for a second year of culture in Tottenham. Photo: Matt HassLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Gaze out from London's newest viewing platform50 floors up on 8 Bishopsgate, you'll find The Lookout — a brand new public viewing platform. From here you can gaze over much of London — and down on a lot of other skyscrapers (that that Tower 42). It's open every day and doesn't cost a thing, although you'll want to book a ticket in advance.

Free, open daily

Find out what could have been, in a new exhibitionArtsdepot in North Finchley opens its new, free exhibition on Tuesday. All The Women We Could Have Been features artworks by disabled female artists over the age of 50, exploring what life might have been like for them, had the limitations of their disabilities not existed.

Free, 5-28 September.

Have a giggle at Top and Bottom ComedyNeed a laugh, but can't afford to splash the cash? Top and Bottom Comedy at The Book Club in Shoreditch brings together new and upcoming acts, trying out brand new jokes or tightening up their existing material. Benjamin Lovell and Alexander Pankhurst host, and entry is just three quid.

£3, 6 September. Age 18+.

Find out about the lives of Black GeorgiansOther than a few notable exceptions, such as writers and abolitionists Olaudah Equiano and Ignatius Sancho, little is known about the Black people who lived in Georgian England. Historian Kathleen Chater gives a free talk at London Metropolitan Archives about what life was like for lesser-known Black people in England, at a time when thousands of African people were brought over to England via the transatlantic slave trade. You can watch the talk in person or online.

Free, 6 September.

Dress up in your PJs for a free breakfast empanadaThat free empanada is in this photo somewhere...There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but there IS a free breakfast in the offing, should you dare to grace Gaucho Covent Garden in your nightwear this Thursday. Anyone wearing a dressing gown or PJs between 8.30am-11am will be treated to a breakfast empanada — filled with bacon, eggs, onion, tomato and chorizo sausage — on the house, as well as a free hot drink. No bookings, first come first served.

Free, 7 September

Get stuck into the Markfield Road FestivalTaking place in South Tottenham, Markfield Road Festival is a free arts and music festival for all ages, celebrating creativity in the local area, and it's back for a second year after a successful launch in 2022.

Visit open arts studios, watch short film screenings and live music performances, take part in workshops including life drawing, watch a carnival procession featuring local school children, and let your kids enjoy bouncy castles and face painting.

Free entry, 8-10 September.

Sing your heart out at Bearpit KaraokeA phenomenon which started in Berlin, Bearpit Karaoke returns to London for the final time this summer. Head to the mini amphitheatre in Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens and strut your stuff with karaoke anthems. All sorts of people take part, including professional singers and West End stars, as well as non-professionals, each trying to coax the audience into joining in.

Picnic chairs and blankets are available. Your free tickets gets you entry to a prize draw, with local meals, drinks, show tickets and more up for grabs.

Free, 9 September.

Watch a weekend of free performances at Dancing CityThe piazzas, parks and waterfronts of Canary Wharf are the backdrop for two days of free dance performances. A dozen different productions are part of Dancing City, which has a theme of 'Acts of Hope' this year, so you can stroll around the area enjoying al fresco shows throughout the weekend.

Dancing City is part of Greenwich + Docklands International Festival, which has a whole programme of free events and performances in east London, and runs until Sunday this week.

Free, 9-10 September.

Float your boat at the Classic Boat Festival Image: St Katharine DocksAll manner of vintage vessels moor up at St Katharine Docks (next to the Tower of London) for the Classic Boat Festival, part of Totally Thames. Even if you don't know your port from your starboard, it's a fascinating spectacle, with around 40 preserved vessels on display.

Free, 9-10 September.

Get your fill of Milk before it closesGot milk? Wellcome Collection certainly has — its current exhibition on the white stuff looks at how the science and marketing of milk is woven into our cultural history, from 'breast is best' to the advertising of milk's nutritional value, and whether milk moustaches will become a thing of the past.

Milk features over 100 objects, including items used in farming and infant feeding, historical advertising, public health posters, and contemporary artworks — and this is the final week to see it, as it closes on Sunday.

Free, until 10 September.

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All weekendThe Classic Boat Festival moors up in St Katharine Docks.CLASSIC BOAT FESTIVAL: All manner of vintage vessels moor up at St Katharine Docks (next to the Tower of London) for the Classic Boat Festival. Even if you don't know your port from your starboard, it's a fascinating spectacle, with around 40 preserved vessels on display, including Dunkirk Little Ships. FREE, 9-10 September

ZIPWIRE: If you find yourself in the City this weekend, don't be surprised if you hear a few screams from above. The London Landmarks Skyscraper Challenge has participants running up 42 floors of the Cheesegrater before making their way back down to earth either by abseiling, or by zipwiring to the neighbouring Gherkin. At time of writing, zipwiring places have sold out, but the stair run and abseil is still available. 9-10 September

PURLEY COMMUNITY FESTIVAL: As part of Croydon's tenure as London Borough of Culture, Purley Community Festival takes place at Rotary Field across two days. Music line-up includes local performers and tribute acts, alongside food and drink stalls, as well as bouncy castles, face painting and other activities for younger visitors. 9-10 September

GDIF: This year's Greenwich + Docklands International Festival wraps up at the end of this weekend, but there are still plenty of events to catch, including a catwalk-style show celebrating fluidity and self expression, and Dancing City — two days of free outdoor dance performances. Most events FREE, until 10 September

THE HOME OF FOOD: Lord's Cricket Ground launches a brand new food festival, The Home of Food Festival by Tommy Banks, with food trucks and well-known chefs serving up dishes all weekend. Richard Corrigan, Selin Kiazim, Gareth Ward, Lisa Goodwin Allen and Aktar Islam are among the chefs and restaurateurs taking part, and entertainment includes cricket taster session and cooking lessons for children — plus behind the scenes tours of the cricket ground by expert guides. 9-10 September

Listen up for the London Podcast Festival at Kings PlaceMARKFIELD ROAD FESTIVAL: Taking place in South Tottenham, Markfield Road Festival is a free arts and music festival for all ages. Visit open arts studios, watch short films screenings and live music performances, take part in workshops including life drawing, watch a carnival procession featuring local school children, and let your kids enjoy bouncy castles and face painting. FREE ENTRY, 8-10 September

ANDY WARHOL: We're huge fans of Andy Warhol: The Textiles at Fashion & Textile Museum, which shines a light on the pop artist's lesser-known work designing and printing textiles — and this weekend is your last chance to see it. Ogle some fantastic original items of clothing and pieces of fabric, dating back to the 1950s-60s. Until 10 September

MILK: Wellcome Collection has turned its gaze to how the science and marketing of milk is woven into our cultural history, from 'breast is best' to the advertising of milk's nutritional value, and whether milk moustaches will become a thing of the past — and it also ends on Sunday. FREE, until 10 September

BERTHE MORISOT: Time's also running out to see the first major UK exhibition of trailblazing Impressionist Berthe Morisot since 1950. Dulwich Picture Gallery brings together around 30 of her pieces to show Morisot as an influential figure of the Impressionist movement. Until 10 September

Open studios are just one aspect of the Markfield Road Festival. Photo: Matt HassRUGBY WORLD CUP: Hosted in France, the Rugby World Cup gets under way on Friday, followed by seven more weeks of action. We've got a guide on where to watch the Rugby World Cup in London, featuring pubs and other venues screening the matches. FYI, England's first match is Saturday, against Argentina, with Ireland also playing Saturday, and Wales and Scotland taking part in separate matches on Sunday. 8 September-28 October

OPEN HOUSE LONDON: It's the most wonderful time of year! All manner of London buildings and structures, usually off-limits to the public, fling their doors open and welcome us in for Open House London. Our previous highlights include going inside the St Pancras clock tower, and on the roof of 55 Broadway — see what's on the programme this year. 6-17 September

LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL: Headphones at the ready for London Podcast Festival at Kings Place, which sees both mainstream and niche podcasts filmed in front of a live audience, with some of the recordings streamed online too. The Empire Film Podcast, Nobody Panic, and FAME With Jo Elvin are some of the big name shows this weekend, along with offerings on comedy, food and politics. 7-17 September

HERITAGE OPEN DAYS: Free entry to the Golden Hinde, visits to the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, and a chance to tour Nunhead Reservoir feature as part of the first weekend of this year's Heritage Open Days. The programme of events opens up everything from lesser-known museums, to old factories, to music halls, showcasing a slew of cultural nooks and crannies that may have escaped your attention. 8-17 September

TOTALLY THAMES: The annual festival celebrating London's river goes on all month with walks, talks, exhibitions and other events. This weekend, catch Climate Cabaret in Kingston, a printmaking workshop, or a VR tour of Victorian London among many, many other events. Until 1 October

Saturday 9 SeptemberIt's the last day of Cocktails in the City this year.CAMDEN MUSIC FESTIVAL: To celebrate the expansion of Camden's Music Walk of Fame with the addition of 11 more plaques, the inaugural Camden Music Festival takes place on Hawley Crescent and Camden High Street. It's an all-dayer featuring free performances from Jazzie B (Founder of Soul II Soul) and Rusty Egan (Blitz Music Machine). 9 September

JEWELLERY WORKSHOP: Feeling creative? Wire jewellery designer Abby Hook offers a workshop where you can make your own Tree of Life pendant, learning how to use the tools properly, with materials including copper or silver-plated wire and lapis, lazuli or rohodonite stones. Takes place at Forty Hall in Enfield. 10am

CHELSEA AT WAR: The National Army Museum offers a walking tour around Chelsea, led by guide Mike Armitage, focusing on the area's military heritage. Hear about unsung medical innovators and distinguished naval officers, as well as a little-known connection between Chelsea and the Tower of London. 11am

COCKTAILS IN THE CITY: For the final time this year, boozy festival Cocktails in the City pitches up at Bedford Square Gardens, for one last day of mixology masterclasses, live music, a silent disco and other entertainment, as well as plenty of cocktails to sup from London bars including Trailer Happiness, The Thin White Duke, and The Mayor of Scaredy Cat town. Oh, and if this sounds right up your street, you'll also want to know about London Cocktail Week, a completely separate event taking place in October. 12pm-10pm

FAMILY RAVE: Horniman Museum hosts one of its legendary Big Fish Little Fish family raves, for parents (and grandparents, aunts, uncles...) who aren't ready to give up their raving lifestyle yet, to share it with their children in a safe and friendly environment. Think dancing to live DJs, along with craft activities, face painting, and other child-friendly entertainment. Takes place outside, so dress appropriately. 2pm-6pm

Carlo Gatti — the man behind the original Gatti's Music Hall.COMEDY: Poster Comedy Club is very busy indeed — putting on free comedy shows every night of the week, including TWO on Saturdays. Head to Stoke Newington for laughs galore in the early or later show — we don't know who's on the bill at time of writing, but someone's bound to tickle your funny bone. FREE, 5pm and 7.30pm

HAWKSMOOR DINNER: Charity event The Hawksmoor Dinner takes place at the Guildhall branch of the steak restaurant. Tuck into a four-course meal and drinks by chefs including Michelin-starred Angela Hartnett, co-host of Dish podcast Skye Gyngell, and Mitch Tonks, founder and CEO of Rockfish — as well as the Hawksmoor team including Executive Chef Matt Brown. Celebrity TV chef Romy Gill MBE hosts the evening, including a silent auction, with all money raised going to Action Against Hunger. 6pm

GATTI'S MUSIC HALL: The London Canal Museum stays open late for a special concert performance in the style of Carlo Gatti's Music Hall Theatre — a venue which was run by the entrepreneur and ice importer and his family. See The New Players' Theatre Company in an evening of Victorian-style entertainment. The museum itself is also open late, so you can learn about the history of Carlo Gatti and the ice trade. 7.30pm

BASSET HORN TRIO: The basset horn was an instrument used in the late-18th and early-19th centuries predominantly in Austria and Germany — but tonight there's a chance to hear it in London, as The Vauxhall Band Basset Horn Trio perform at the Tea House Theatre. 7.30pm

Sunday 10 SeptemberChef Tommy Banks takes over Lord's for a food festival.CONSERVATORY ART: Barbican’s Conservatory unveils a new site-specific commission by Indian sculptor Ranjani Shettar. Cloud songs on the horizon features large-scale suspended sculptures across the entirety of the Conservatory, made from wood, stainless steel, muslin and lacquer, using techniques that have been adapted from traditional Indian crafts. From 10 September

ANTIQUES FAIR: The regular Adams Antiques Fair returns to the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster, with over 120 exhibitors from all over the UK (and some beyond) selling jewellery, silverware, decorative pieces and other objects. 10am-4.30pm

CARNIVAL OF INVENTION: Station Road in South Norwood closes to traffic for the day, for the Carnival of Invention. Instead, the road is bustling with stalls — inviting you to make mosaics, build a bug hotel, create some eco art, watch street theatre and go-kart racing, or get a poetry takeaway. FREE, 11am-5pm

LONDON POLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: The London Pole Championships shimmies into Artsdepot in North Finchley. Watch shows of musicality, strength, stamina and flexibility, and see who will be crowned the winner in each category, including beginners and doubles. 2pm

SUNDAY CONCERT: Conway Hall's Sunday Concerts get under way for the autumn season with a performance by young string quartet the Salomé Quartet accompanied by pianist Jâms Coleman. The programmes features work by Mendelssohn, Haydn and Franck. 6.30pm

ICE HOCKEY: Ice hockey season is back! Catch Streatham Ice Hockey — one of London's four main teams — in action at home against Milton Keynes Thunder. New to the sport, need a refresher now the season's starting again, or want to know more about the four London teams? You'll be needing our guide to ice hockey in London. 6.45pm

THE MERSEY BEATLES: Penny Lane might be in your ears and in your eyes, but it's Fairfield Halls in Croydon you'll want to head for, to catch a performance by The Beatles tribute act The Mersey Beatles. They had a 10-year residency at Liverpool's Cavern Club, known at the birthplace of The Beatles, so we're expecting very good things from them. 7.30pm

UFO RELIGIONS: New religions expert Benjamin E. Zeller gives an online talk about the history of UFO religions and UFO spirituality, from the Roswell incident to the present day. Get the lowdown on contemporary ufology, conspiracism, and alternative religious practices. 8pm

ARLO PARKS: Mercury Prize-winning musician and poet Arlo Parks makes an appearance at Southbank Centre to launch her new book, The Magic Border. Parks reads extracts from the book, which contains 20 original poems and the lyrics from her second album My Soft Machine, and takes part in a Q&A session. 8pm

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There are plenty of opportunities to watch ice hockey in London each winter. Image: Jerry Yu via UnsplashIce hockey in London? Big time. This Canadian sport has infiltrated the capital, with loads of opportunities to get hooked on this puck-ing good game. Not familiar with ice hockey? Read on for when, where and who to watch here in London — as well as how to play ice hockey yourself, if you're up for it.

London ice hockey teams: who plays?There are four London-based ice hockey clubs playing in the NIHL (National Ice Hockey League — consisting of 46 teams).Players in these teams are amateur, rather than full-time pros. Throughout the season, each team plays each of the other teams in the league four times — twice at home, twice away. So although there are only four London teams, there are still plenty of matches going on in and around the capital. Tickets start from around £9 — very affordable — and most teams offer seasons tickets for dedicated fans.

London's ice hockey teams are:

Streatham Ice Hockey Club at Streatham Ice Rink

Streatham Ice Hockey Club is based at Streatham Leisure Centre & Ice Rink. The team was established in 1932, under a name that's deemed pejorative today, and was changed in the 2015/16 season. In 2014, the team moved to their new location at the rebuilt Streatham Ice Rink (at the time, the only Olympic size ice rink in London, though the new rink at Lee Valley has now joined it) after being temporarily ousted to Brixton Ice Rink for a couple of seasons while it was under construction. When the old Streatham ice rink was closed down, there was doubt whether the team — once one of the most successful in Britain — would be able to continue. This fear didn't come to pass, and today Streatham IHC has a solid (and from the match we went to, loud) fanbase.

Streatham Ice Hockey Club. Follow them on Facebook and Twitter.

Haringey Huskies Ice Hockey Club at Alexandra Palace

Known until recently as Haringey Racers (or London Racers), the ice hockey team based at Ally Pally is now called the Haringey Huskies.

The timeline of ice hockey at Alexandra Palace is a bit muddled, with teams called the Haringey Racers, the Haringey Greyhounds, the London Racers and the North London Hounds having played here over the years.

All you really need to know is that if you want to watch ice hockey at Alexandra Palace now, Haringey Huskies are the team to watch, having taken up the mantle in 2017.

Haringey Huskies. Follow them on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

The Haringey Huskies in action. Image: Alexandra PalaceLee Valley Lions Ice Hockey Club at Lee Valley Ice Rink

Originally formed in 1984 and disbanded in 1995, Lee Valley Lions reformed in 2005. Of London's ice hockey teams, the Lions seem to have had the least turbulent past, with just the one name throughout their history. The 2023-24 season will be the first at their revamped home, the new Lee Valley Ice Centre.

Lee Valley Lions. Follow them on Facebook and Twitter.

London Raiders Ice Hockey Club at Sapphire Ice, Romford

London Raiders were previously known as Romford Raiders, and play at Sapphire Ice Rink (they briefly shared Lee Valley with the Lions, but they're back in north east London now). At the start of the 2014 season, it was looking doubtful whether Raiders would be able to compete in the league, due to sponsorship issues. The club is now run by a fans co-operative.

Note: London Raiders is also the name of a LGBT softball team which trains on Wandsworth Common, but the two are not affiliated.

London Raiders. Follow them on Facebook and Twitter.

Watching ice hockey in London: where is it played?Image: Cardiff Potter via creative commonsAll teams play both home and away matches. Home matches for the London ice hockey teams are played at the four venues mentioned above (Streatham Leisure Centre, Alexandra Palace, Lee Valley Ice Centre and Sapphire Ice Rink, Romford).

The NIHL is split into four divisions; two cover the north of the country and two cover the south. All London teams are in the south divisions, so away matches take place at the home territory of other south teams, including Milton Keynes, Guildford and Slough.

Check each team's website for details of upcoming fixtures when the 2023-24 season is announced.

When can I watch ice hockey in London?The UK ice hockey season runs September-March every year. Games usually take place on Saturday or Sunday evenings. Check the individual team websites above for specific fixtures.

Where can I play ice hockey in London?Fancy playing ice hockey yourself? Image: Troy T via UnsplashSo you've seen the experts at work, and now you want to have a go at ice hockey yourself... You won't be gliding straight into one of the teams mentioned above, as those players have been training for years, but there are other ice hockey clubs and teams around London that will let you have a go. Details of beginners' try-outs and training sessions vary from club to club and season to season, and you may need to become a member of the club before they'll let you on the ice, so get in touch with one of these for details.

  • Streatham Night Wolves (Streatham Ice Rink)
  • London Devils (Alexandra Palace - though not open to complete beginners)
  • Westminster Statesmen (Alexandra Palace)
  • London Rangers (Alexandra Palace)
  • DX Bunker Boys and Girls (Alexandra Palace)
  • Sobell Slappers (Alexandra Palace)
  • Streatham Storm (Streatham Ice Rink - women only)

Note, some clubs state that they are either checking or non-checking clubs. This refers to whether they allow body contact during matches. If you're looking for a gentler introduction to the sport, might be worth looking for a non-checking team. And most clubs will require you to have at least basic ice skating skills before they let you anywhere near a puck, so get practising at one of London's year-round ice rinks.

The rules of ice hockey: a beginner's guideImage: Jessica Wilson via UnsplashWe have to admit, although we've dipped our toes in to the (icy) waters of ice hockey, we're no experts. Back in 2014, we spoke to John Scott — then CEO at London Raiders — who gave us a quick starter guide.

Ice hockey can be quite a tricky one for newbies to follow, due to the fast — and often bloodthirsty — pace of the game. The principle is similar to football in that each team aims to score as many goals as possible — except these goals are significantly smaller. The 'ball' in this case is not a ball, but a rubber puck, which, being kept at 0 degrees Celsius, is basically a compact disc of pain for anyone who comes into contact with it.

  • Each match is split into three periods of 20 minutes, with 15 minute breaks in between, allowing the ice to be wiped clean.
  • Six players from each team are on the ice at once, including a net minder (goalkeeper) — although up to 20 players from each team could be on the bench at any one time, allowing for plenty of rest breaks and tactical substitutions throughout.
  • If the whistle blows — for example, for an injury — the clock is stopped until play restarts.
  • A goal is scored when the puck crosses the goal line.
  • If a player commits an infraction, they will be sent to spend two, five or 10 minutes in the penalty box, depending on the severity of the offence. Their team plays a man down for this time. Each team must have a minimum of three players on the ice at all times, so if multiple players are sent to the penalty box, their times will be staggered.
  • The offside rule in football can be confusing. In ice hockey, being offside is simply when an attacking team member crosses the line into the defensive zone (the blue line in the photo above) before the puck.

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An iconic Handley Page H.P.42: its creator, Frederick Handley Page, wanted to put an aerodrome slap bang in the middle of London. Image: public domain.An airport in the middle of Hyde Park? Sounds like pie in the sky — but it could've happened, had one MP (and a world renowned aircraft pioneer) got their way.

In the 1920s, Croydon Aerodrome was the most important airport in the country — and pretty much the whole world. But its location was a problem. The fog from the North Downs blighted many flights in and out of Croydon, often prompting accidents. It was also a shlep from central London — not ideal for businessmen and movie stars in a rush. And this distance wasn't just an inconvenience for passengers. In 1922, aircraft pioneer Frederick Handley Page grumbled about London's premier airport not actually being in London: "People in London do not have any real opportunity now of seeing aeroplanes... People would be much more interested in such a subject if they actually saw the machines regularly going overhead on their journeys."

Around this time, other aerodromes — both auxiliary and replacement — were being touted for London, including at Gunnersbury Park, Wormwood Scrubs and Cricklewood. The concept of slapping gigantic runway roofs on top of central London railway termini including Waterloo was also being bandied around. (This approach was famously imagined for King's Cross in 1931.)

London 2026 (as pictured in 1926 by Montague B Black).And then there was the MP Lord Allen Algernon Bathurst Apsley, who — along with Handley Page — wanted to build an aerodrome in Hyde Park. After all, you couldn't get much more central than that. "A vision of the future when London business men will fly to work was conjured up by Lord Apsley yesterday..." wrote the Daily News excitedly in October 1926. Apsley imaged businessmen who lived in the countryside zipping into London in their light aircraft, landing in Hyde Park, then making a short car ride — or even walk — to the office: "Large areas of Hyde Park are unfrequented," said Apsley, "and the establishment of a small aerodrome in one of these areas would provide an additional attraction to the place." Maybe he'd been inspired by Montague B Black's painting of the capital 100 years in the future (above), in which the skies were abuzz with private aircraft.

The aerodrome could also be used as a form of flying taxi rank, said Apsley, so that busy folk could hop on, and be whisked off to their destination in a fraction of the time it would've taken by car or train.

Though Apsley envisaged Hyde Park Aerodrome being a small scale thing initially, accommodating smaller planes like Moths, he reckoned the idea had legs enough to grow into a larger scale airport: "It should be possible..." said Apsley, "for anybody to go to Hyde Park and make an aeroplane journey to Liverpool or Hull, in the same manner as one takes a taxicab from the City to the suburbs."

The fact that someone like Handley Page (whose company made iconic planes like the dashing H.P.42) had been touting such an idea since 1922 suggests it had kudos.

Who knows — maybe Peter Pan's statue would've had to have made way for a runway... Image: LondonistApsley put the proposals to the Secretary for Air, Samuel Hoare, in the House of Commons in November 1926, but they were given short shrift, Hoare replying that owing to the proximity of high buildings and trees — and due to central London's densely populated surroundings — an aerodrome at Hyde Park was't viable. Maybe the decision was for the better; you wouldn't really want Boeing Dreamliners roaring a few hundred feet above Oxford Street. Then again, today's London City Airport certainly operates in an extremely high-rise (and increasingly populated) part of London.

The closest Hyde Park came to fulfilling the audacious aerodrome vision came in December 1933, when a single-seater Bulldog made a forced landing in the park, narrowly missing Buckingham Palace, a feat that was — according to Illustrated London News — watched through the window by the King. Croydon remained the country's principal airport until London Airport (now Heathrow) rocked up in 1946. Apsley died in an air accident in Malta in 1942.

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this September? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital — and one a little further afield.

Shining bright: Sara Shakeel at Greenwich Design DistrictPhoto: Charles Emerson.Sara Shakeel's blinging Great Supper is back in Greenwich — we interviewed her when it was last in London back in 2019. It's her take on Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper and it's a full table, chairs and meals all coated in crystals. It dazzles in a darkened setting. and is simply beautiful. She's gained a huge following on Instagram for her digital collages and this is a rare chance to see her glittering work take physical form. It's part of the annual London Design Festival, whose wider programme features exhibitions, talks and events all across London.

Sara Shakeel: The Great Supper at Greenwich Design District. 16 September-16 October, free — booking recommended.London Design Festival at sites across London. 16-24 September, many events are free.

Chic couture: Chanel at V&ACopyright V&A.When the V&A puts on an exhibition of a major fashion brand, it pulls out all the stops — just think of its previous Alexander McQueen or Dior blockbusters. So expectations are high for this exhibition about how Gabrielle 'Coco' Chanel established the House of Chanel and made major waves in women's fashion. The show contains a slice of fashion history and an impressive selection of stylish and chic outfits.

Gabrielle Chanel. Fashion Manifesto at V&A. 16 September 2023-25 February 2024, £24.

Outdoor art: Frieze Sculpture at Regent's ParkJyll Bradley is in this year's Frieze sculpture. Pictured is her work outside Hayward Gallery. Photo: Thierry Bal.With mega annual art fairs Frieze London and Frieze Masters popping up in Regent's Park, we also get the free outdoor sculpture park that comes with it — and as an added bonus it's around for more than a month, a lot longer than the five days of the fair. It's a mixture of British and International artists, and with a new curator at the helm this year, it could be branching off in new direction. Public art can engage people who wouldn't normally venture into a gallery or art fair, and it's always great to see how the public react to it.

Frieze Sculpture at Regent's Park. 20 September-29 October, free.

Fleshy figures: Rubens & Women at Dulwich Picture GalleryDiana returning from the hunt. Courtesy bpk | Staatliche Kunstsammlungen Dresden | Elke Estel | Hans Peter KlutPeter Paul Rubens is arguably know for his big dramatic paintings, often featuring fleshy nudes. Dulwich Picture Gallery is showing another side to the Flemish baroque painter who painted more portraits of his wife and children than almost any other Old Master. It's a wider exploration of the role that women, both real and imagined, played in his life and this exhibition is an intimate look at a painter of the spectacular. The gallery will also be showcasing the work of contemporary figurative painter Sara Shamma and her work that draws inspiration from the Old Masters — we interviewed the artist back in 2019.

Rubens & Women at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 27 September 2023-28 January 2024, £16.50 for entrance to the gallery.Sara Shamma at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 9 September 2023-25 February 2024 (though closed 11-22 September), included in ticket price above.

Sex and cigarettes: Sarah Lucas at Tate BritainCourtesy Sarah Lucas and Sadie Coles HQ.Whether it's stuffed tights or a pair of eggs on a table. Sarah Lucas's works are often sexually suggestive, playful and irreverent. She rose to prominence as one of the Young British Artists alongside Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin, and now Tate is looking back across her 40-year career in a show filled with her works. A dismantled car covered in thousands of cigarettes, and fluorescent tubes skewering a chair, alongside early photographs are included in the show.

Sarah Lucas: Happy Gas at Tate Britain. 28 September 2023-14 January 2024, £17.

Inbox overload: Email is Dead at Design Museum Courtesy Mailchimp and Design Museum.We don't know about your inbox, but ours is constantly overflowing, leading us to wonder if email is even effective anymore — even though we rely on it so heavily. Charting the history of email from the 1970s t0 today, Design Museum is guiding us through how we got here, what the future looks like and how artificial intelligence will shape it. It is a commercial partnership with Mailchimp, so expect some plugs from them in there, but it's a topic that almost all of us can relate to and the chance to figure out what email personality type you are has us wondering whether there's any other type than passive-aggressive.

Email is Dead at Design Museum. 28 September - 22 October, free.

Turner in Towner: The Turner Prize at Towner EastbourneThe work of shortlisted artist Barbara Walker. Commissioned by Sharjah Art Foundation, with the support of The Whitworth, University of Manchester Courtesy of the artist and Cristea Roberts Gallery, LondonWhether it be large contorted sculptures made of metal, shining a light on the Black figures in Old Master paintings that are often sidelined, reflecting on the struggles of the pandemic or art incorporating baby monitors, the often controversial Turner Prize nominees are as varied as ever. It's a strong line up this year and thankfully it's not very far from London, down on the south coast, so it makes for an easy day trip.

Turner Prize 2023 at Towner Eastbourne. 28 September 2023-14 April 2024, free.

I spy... a spy: Spies, Lies and Deception at IWMCopyright IWMMost people are familiar with spies through films, but how does it work for real? Imperial War Museum offers a peek into the evolution of spy craft from the first world war through to today, from audacious plots to secret messages in a matchbox. It includes the stories of real spies and the human cost of espionage, including the story of Noor Inayat Khan, the first female wireless operator sent into Occupied France who successfully transmitted messages for months before she was captured and executed at Dachau concentration camp.

Spies, Lies and Deception at IWM London. 29 September 2023-14 April 2024, free.

Claudette Johnson at The CourtauldCopyright the artist.Large-scale drawings of Black women and men have an impact, but also show the sitters as vulnerable and, most importantly, human. Claudette Johnson was one of the founding members of the Black British arts movement, and this show looks back across her 40-year career with a focus on how she draws from both modern life and art history.

Claudette Johnson: Presence at The Courtauld. 29 September 2023-14 January 2024, £15 - includes gallery entry.

Cloth power: Fabric of Democracy at Fashion & Textile MuseumPeace in our time scarf 1938. Copyright Jonathan Richards.Textiles can be beautiful objects but they can also be used as tools of propaganda, whether to promote Fascism, or by democracies to create a national identity. With textile messages ranging from the Chinese revolution to Brexit, these strips of fabric show how they played a part in revolutions, and during crises in Monarchies and times of war.

Fabric of Democracy: Propaganda Textiles from the French Revolution to Brexit at Fashion & Textile Museum. 29 September 2023-3 March 2024, £12.65.

Beyond the laugh: Frans Hals at The National Gallery© Frans Hals Museum, HaarlemBest know for his famous painting The Laughing Cavalier in The Wallace Collection, Frans Hals was a portrait painter extraordinaire and here's a chance to see that there was more to his paintings than one smirking soldier — though the latter is part of the exhibition as well. 50 works have been assembled from around the world to shine a spotlight on the talents of this 17th century Dutch painter.

The Credit Suisse Exhibition: Frans Hals at The National Gallery. 30 September 2023-21 January 2024, from £20.

Short run eventsA snap from a previous year's Art Car Boot Fair.Most of the graduate shows at art schools were in July but there's still a chance to see the great works that MA students at City & Guilds Art School have produced (2-9 September, free). Over in Lewis Cubitt Square, King's Cross, artists rock up in their cars and sell works out the back of them at the aptly named Art Car Boot Fair (16 September, £5-£15).

Local festival Deptford X (22 September-1 October, free) turns 25 years old this year, featuring artist commissions, exhibitions and a parade with local students and members from a local over-60s group. For a mix of art and jewellery check out the intricate and beautiful designs by Wallace Chan on show at Christie's auction house (4-10 September, free).

Rafal Zajko's work, who will lead the parade at Deptford X.Late September alsomarks the beginning of art fair season. If you want to see luxurious art, design and antiques, head to LAPADA in Berkeley Square (27 September-1 October, £25). The best of British Modern and Contemporary art is on show at Saatchi Gallery in the British Art Fair (28 September-1 October, £20).

A previous edition of LAPADA.For those preferring to snag a great bargain direct from the artists, Roy's Art Fair at Oxo Bargehouse (28 September-1 October, free) and New Artist Fair at The Truman Brewery (29 September-1 October, £6-10) are two fairs that we'd recommend, as we've bought works from both of them in the past.

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The Great Fire as seen from a boat in vicinity of Tower Wharf. © Museum of LondonNew research has revealed the identity of the first person to discover the Great Fire of London, when the blaze started in 1666.

Thomas Dagger, a 'journeyman' (skilled worker employed by someone else) baker, was working in Thomas Farriner's bakery on Pudding Lane when he discovered the fire on 2 September 1666, and raised the alarm.

The bakery itself has always been identified as the starting point of the Great Fire, and Farriner's home and workplace was the first of more than 13,000 to be destroyed by the blaze. Until now, however, it was not clear who was in the building at the time. Contemporary accounts varied, and Thomas Farriner's employee went unnamed in records.

The Great Fire of London 1666 © Museum of LondonProfessor Kate Loveman of the University of Leicester used information from letters, pamphlets, legal and guild records to piece together the early moments of the historic event for the Museum of London. She discovered that the surviving members of the Farriner household were Farriner himself, his adult children Hanna and Thomas, and Thomas Dagger, identified by name for the first time. It was already known that Farriner's maid (also unnamed), sadly died in the fire.

Loveman, Professor of Early Modern Literature and Culture at the University of Leicester, said:

It was fascinating to find out more about what happened on that famous night. Although most of the evidence about the Farriners is well known to historians, Thomas Dagger’s role has gone unrecognised.

The Museum of London has released this new research to coincide with the anniversary of the fire starting, on 2 September. The new information will be on display in the new Museum of London when it opens in 2026, where the museum’s Great Fire display will be reimagined, focusing on the stories of real Londoners in a newly-designed, interactive space.

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Track down the key sites, commemorations and even surviving fragments from the Great Fire of London.

The Great Fire of London of 1666 needs little introduction. In one combustable nutshell, the four-day fire destroyed much of the ancient heart of the city, taking with it 87 churches, 13,000 houses and St Paul's cathedral. It's one of THE monumental episodes in London's past, rivalled only by the Blitz in recorded history. Needless to say, it's well commemorated.

The following article is a guide to 10 locations with strong connections to the fire. Some are monuments or sculptures, others plaques, and others places that survived the fire. Ordinarily, the Museum of London would be the recommended place to start, but as that's closed until 2026, we'll begin at the source of the fire itself.

This map shows extent of the Great Fire on a contemporary map (cleared area), the 10 locations we've picked out (blue text), and other buildings that survive from before the Great Fire (red).

  1. The Monument To The Great FireThe obvious place to start is the Monument to the Great Fire, immediately outside Monument underground station. The splendid free-standing column was designed by Christopher Wren and Robert Hooke to commemorate the blaze. It became one of London's earliest tourist attractions, and still opens its door to any visitors willing to climb the 345 steps to the viewing gallery.

At 62 metres (202 feet) the Monument was briefly London's tallest structure (if the burned out shell of Old St Paul's is excluded). The height is deliberate. If laid down flat, the column would reach precisely to the place where the Great Fire started...

  1. Where The Great Fire Started On Pudding LaneAs any school child will tell you, the Great Fire began on Pudding Lane at the premises of the baker Thomas Farriner (or Faryner). You'll find this rather lifeless explanatory plaque marking the spot, on an old concrete building. (See an earlier article for a "secret" bit of Pudding Lane that'll take you up through the neighbouring buildings and out to the Thames.)

  2. The "real" location where the Great Fire startedBUT, the plaque says only that it's "near" the spot. Taking measurements from the Monument and using old maps, historians now think that Farriner's oven was just around the corner on what is now Monument Street. Look carefully in the roadway and you'll find this newer plaque, which corresponds more closely to the deduced location.

  3. The Olde Wine ShadesAlthough the Great Fire destroyed almost everything in its path, here and there a building survived. Most of these are round the periphery of the fire, but there is one apparently flame-retardant premises that would have been right at the centre of the blaze. The charming Olde Wine Shades pub (or wine bar), just a short walk west of the Monument, reckons to date from 1663, three years before the fire. It says so on the website, and this is repeated all over the web. Sadly, Historic England disagrees. The official entry for its Grade II listing puts the date at late 17th century, with many features dating from the 18th and 19th. Still, it's become part of Great Fire lore, perhaps helped by the strange oven-like structure protruding from its southern wall.

  4. Blocks of Old St Paul'sSt Paul's Cathedral itself can be considered a monument to the Great Fire. Its rebuilding by Christopher Wren is the ultimate symbol of recovery following the devastating conflagration. Indeed, it sports the likeness of a phoenix on the southern side, the traditional symbol of rebirth. The cathedral holds the most extensive remnants of the Great Fire — a motley collection of hundreds of charred blocks from the medieval cathedral, which met its end in the fire. Sadly, they're not always publicly accessible. You have to book onto a tour of the Triforium which, at the time of writing, is not currently possible.

  5. The Golden Boy of Pye CornerThe Monument isn't the only monument to the Great Fire. Another, much smaller commemoration can be found at the site of the fire's north-westerly clutches. On the corner of Giltspur Street and Cock Lane you'll spy a small niche containing the gilded likeness of a child. He's known as the Golden Boy of Pye Corner, and he's presided over the junction since the late 17th century. A modern inscription (repeating an older one) declares: "This Boy is in Memmory Put up for the late FIRE of LONDON Occasion'd by the Sin of Gluttony 1666."

  6. St Bartholomew's GatehouseOne of the most obvious ancient buildings can be found close to the Golden Boy in Smithfield. This is the gatehouse to St Bartholomew-the-Great, a delightful Tudor confection that can be traced back to 1595. The nearby church (through the arch) is of even older vintage, harking back to the 12th century (do wander in, it's one of London's most atmospheric spaces). A third survivor is number 41-42 Cloth Fair, said to be the oldest house in the Square Mile, with elements dating back to the 16th century. It remains a private residence today, and has been visited by everyone from the Queen Mum to Ken Livingstone (who got locked in the toilet).

  7. St Bride's crypt museumSt Bride's is one of many churches that were gutted by the fire. Wren's rebuild is the one with the famous wedding-cake steeple. But head down into its excellent crypt museum and you'll find a handful of fragments from the burned church, including pieces of wood (pictured), warped window glass and melted bell metal (and much else besides, including a Roman pavement).

  8. Temple columnThe Monument is, far and away, the most famous column marking the Great Fire, but there is another. Head into Inner Temple and there, just south of Temple church (more widely famous from the Da Vinci Code), stands this peculiar thing. It's partly a commemoration of the Knights Templar, who once owned the land, but also serves as a marker showing where the Great Fire was eventually stopped in this region. Another column in Paternoster Square near St Paul's might also count. It's flamed top is clearly suggestive of the Monument, though its purpose is more as a centrepiece and ventilation pipe than an official commemoration.

  9. 229-230 StrandOften overlooked, this protruding timber-framed building was built some 50 years before the Great Fire. A plaque over the door points out that this is the only Strand building to survive the Great Fire. It's badly worded. Every building on Strand survived the Great Fire. Check any map online, and you'll see the blaze stopped roughly where Fetter Lane meets Fleet Street. It never came this far west. The plaque should really say 'the only Strand building still surviving from the time of the Great Fire'. Nearby on Fleet Street, the building often called Prince Henry's Rooms is another pre-fire gem.

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In the heart of East London, Foreign Affairs, a micro theatre company in Hackney, embodies the power of storytelling and the celebration of diversity. Here, one half of the team, Trine Garrett, talks about giving a voice to migrants on stage.

Camila França and Trine Garrett, founders of Foreign Affairs © Luca MiglioreCamila França and I founded Foreign Affairs in 2010 after completing an acting course together. Despite considering London our home, both of us felt like outsiders within the industry. We often found ourselves cast for roles perpetuating generic stereotypes — I, forever destined to portray the 'Scandinavian person,' and Camila, the 'Spanish maid.'

Our identities were reduced to clichés. It highlighted the constraints imposed on actors who didn't neatly fit into predefined boxes. We wanted more, and so, in 2010, set up Foreign Affairs. The idea was to bring theatre from countries across the world to audiences in London, to provide a platform for voices too often overlooked, to challenge stereotypes, and to celebrate multicultural narratives.

Where I Call Home, 2021 © Tim MorozzoIn 2010, we presented our first performance as Foreign Affairs. We did it in a dimly-lit abandoned pub, filled with eager theatregoers armed with bottles of wine. The only electricity came from a roaring generator. One enthusiastic audience member spontaneously assisted with lighting the show by waving their arm to trigger the motion sensors. It was a true fusion of theatre and community.

Our journey took an unexpected turn following a chance encounter with a Danish contract killer (in the context of a play, of course) and an intimate relationship with a budding translator. These experiences led us to our current focus on theatre in translation, multicultural collaboration and performances in unconventional spaces.

The Unburied, 2017 © Luca Migliore"We've played in basements, shops... even among the specimen-filled jars at Barts Pathology Museum"We've played in basements, transformed an empty shop front into a makeshift theatre (an impromptu crime scene for two short plays), and embraced the cosy vibe of community spaces. We've even performed among the specimen-filled jars at Barts Pathology Museum . Once, we performed in a swanky law firm in Canary Wharf, with lawyers and their briefcases coming and going, probably wondering what on Earth was happening.

A couple of recent productions hold a special place in our hearts. The Warmhouse by Anna Bro, another Danish play, translated by Paul Russell Garrett (yes, I share a surname with the aforementioned translator!) is a captivating ensemble play centred around a small community pub — a haven for society's overlooked and outcasts. It beautifully explores finding that one place where you truly belong and the people who inhabit it.

The Warmhouse, 2019 © Luca MiglioreWhere I Call Home, written by Marc-Antoine Cyr and translated by Charis Ainslie, delves into themes of identity and belonging from the perspective of a young teenager, the son of a migrant. Plus it has wolves in it! This was the first production following the pandemic lockdowns — returning to the rehearsal room was truly a magical experience, though also filled with anxiety and nerves.

For us, translation offers an opportunity to provide glimpses into worlds beyond our own. While these worlds may, at times, appear very different from our own, we often recognise ourselves in the narratives or characters. We learn something about our global society, which, although it may seem distant, touches us and affects us deeply. It highlights our shared humanity across borders. As an audience member said of one show, "it's very, very relevant to what's happening around Western societies all over, so I think it's a must-see personally."

The Wetsuitman, 2023 © Luca Migliore"40% of London's population is non-UK born, but foreign accents are rarely heard on stage"With The Wetsuitman by Freek Mariën, translated by David McKay, we continued to bring these transformative experiences to audiences. The play is based on a true story of two young men's attempt to cross the channel from France to the UK. Freek shared his insight on the play, highlighting how it delves into the refugee crisis but also explores broader themes of identity. "For me," he said, "it's about the refugee crisis, but the whole story made me think so much about identity. How we deal with our own identity, with the identity of others, and how the identity that we assume, or that we assume others have, plays an enormous role in what freedom we get, what we are allowed to do, and what we can do."

A cornerstone of our work is collaborating with actors and theatre-makers who, like us, don't necessarily fit into predefined boxes. Our aim is to champion voices that are otherwise unheard — especially migrant theatre-makers. Despite nearly 40% of London's population being non-UK born, foreign accents are rarely heard on stage unless tied to foreign characters. By intertwining these voices with translated plays, we offer a truly exceptional blend – a celebration of international theatre that resonates both locally and globally and celebrates our multicultural society. As one young viewer expressed to us, "I’ve never seen someone like me on stage before."

The Blind One The Mad One 2018 © Luca Migliore"We're committed to eliminating barriers to theatre access, especially for young people"Foreign Affairs also run workshops and training programmes for theatre translators and makers, as well as Hackney-based young people. Despite being a micro company — a two-woman band, really — we've established a solid reputation for our translation work and Theatre Translator Mentorship (which is unique in the industry). To date, we've presented 13 new English translations, all UK/world premieres. And we’ve supported the development of 30+ new English playtexts partly via our mentoring programme.

As individuals who, at different times in our lives, have felt like outsiders due to our accents and backgrounds (I come from a working-class family with a single mother — not the conventional path into the arts in the current landscape), Camila and I are committed to eliminating barriers to theatre access, especially for young people. Since 2019, we've been running free workshop programmes for young people based in Hackney. We've fittingly named these programmes 'Make Theatre With…,' and each one is designed in collaboration with an industry professional, often a fellow non-UK born artist.

Raphael, one of the actors in Where I Call Home, aptly summarised what Foreign Affairs means to him: "They work in creative ways to get plays that don't normally see the light of day in this country, in buildings that don't necessarily house theatre, to audiences that would not normally come and see a play."

In times when collaboration and understanding across borders, both literal and metaphorical, are crucial, I'm truly proud of the journey that Camila and I have undertaken as Foreign Affairs. It's been quite an adventure for two actors who never quite fit in.

Foreign Affairs' show The Wetsuitman, is on at Arcola Theatre till 2 September 2023

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September means Open House London! Photo: Londonist*F1® ARCADE: Ready to unleash your inner World Champion? F1® Arcade is the first official Formula 1® experience of its kind, with 69 state-of-the-art simulators where rookies and elites alike can enjoy the thrill of high speed competition. In between races, you can refuel on world-class food and drink (the venue boasts a very* glamorous cocktail bar), and take in incredible views of St Paul's Cathedral. (sponsor)

CAPITAL CRIME: Richard Osman, Lousie Candlish, Dorothy Koomson, Kate Atkinson and Sally Wainwright are among the authors and writers on the impressive programme at Capital Crime, a crime and thriller-centric literary festival taking place at the Leonardo Royal Hotel near St Paul's over the end of August and beginning of September. 31 August-2 September

MEATOPIA: Carnivores will be drooling as Meatopia takes over Tobacco Dock for four days of live cooking and exclusive dishes celebrating cooking over fire, plus a TAPtopia beer hall and live music to get the party swinging. 31 August-3 September

GDIF: Glowing swans, tightrope walking, and a full-size house submerged in the docks are all part of this year's Greenwich + Docklands International Festival, a huge outdoor performing arts festival with 35+ events, most of which are free. 25 August-10 September

BACK TO HOGWARTS DAY: Every year on 1 September, Harry Potter fans gather at King's Cross station to hear the once-a-year announcement of the Hogwarts Express departing from platform 9 ¾. Witches and wizards in full costume gather just before 11am for the countdown to the announcement. FREE, 1 September

Sliding Slope by Vloeistof is part of Greenwich + Docklands International Festival. Photo: Ben NienhuisPUB IN THE PARK: Making its final London stop this summer, Pub in the Park comes to Chiswick for three days of food, drink and live music. McFly, Ronan Keating, Hoosiers and Squeeze are bringing the tunes, with Tom Kerridge, Si King from the Hairy Bikers, and Andi Oliver among the chefs doing live demos. 1-3 September

BRENTFORD ART TRAIL: Over three days, the one-mile Brentford Art Trail takes you to 14 venues, where you can view the work of more than 70 artists, from painters to printmakers, hatmakers to ironworkers, ceramicists to sculptors. The theme of this year's event is a celebration of water, marking the first year that Totally Thames (below) has come to the area. FREE, 1-3 September

TOTALLY THAMES: An annual celebration of London's river, Totally Thames Festival returns for a month of tours and river cruises, music performances, talks, art installations, theatre shows and guided walks. It's a huge programme, so we've selected a few highlights to help you plan your month. 1 September-1 October

CREEKSIDE FESTIVAL: Grassroots music station and event space AAJA launches brand new, multi-venue music festival Creekside Festival. It takes place across 10 independent music venues around Deptford, including Buster Mantis, Villages and Isla Ray. Creekside champions neighbourhood crews and DIY radio, with a line-up including Threads Radio, Cheeky Soundsystem and Rat Face Records. 2 September

BI PRIDE UK: The People's Palace in Mile End hosts Bi Pride UK, a celebration for anyone who experiences attraction beyond gender. Expect two stages of live entertainment, a community hub, a book fair selling books by multisexual authors, food and drink stalls and more. FREE, 2 September

CAMBERWELL FAIR: It started in 1279 and ran until 1855, so it's fair to say there's a decent bit of history to Camberwell Fair. The event was restarted in 2015, and runs again this year, with live music and DJs, a market, mask-making workshops and other entertainment on Camberwell Green. FREE, 2 September

Villages in Deptford is one of the venues for the new Creekside Festival.QUEEN'S PARK BOOK FESTIVAL: The annual Queen's Park Book Festival is back, with more than 20 events across literature and comedy. Pick up cooking tips from Michael Roux, hear respected author Sebastian Faulks discussing his latest book, and local novelist Zadie Smith discussing her first historical novel. 2-3 September

CAMDEN INSPIRE: Celebrate the borough of Camden, both past and present, at Camden Inspire. This year's festival has a theme of 'storytelling', with local artists, musicians, comedians, thought leaders and more hosting performances, talks and workshops across Buck Street and Stucley Place. 2-3 September

WEMBA'S DREAM: Head to Wembley Park for family-friendly festival and performance Wemba's Dream, celebrating the Anglo-Saxon Wemba who founded the area, and everyone who has since journeyed to Brent to make it their home. Music, dance, poetry and carnival performances happen throughout the day, with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra taking part. FREE, 3 September

THE BIG SEW OFF: Take part in 24-hour sewathon The Big Sew Off, raising money for mental health charity Mind. Though it's hosted by the New Craft House in Hackney, you can join in virtually from anywhere in the world. 4 September

Camden Inspire is back. Image: Harvey Williams-FairleyBEACH VOLLEYBALL: 200 tonnes of sand appear in Canary Wharf this month to create two full sized volleyball courts for Action For Kids Beach Volleyball, a charity fundraising pop-up. Courts can be booked out, so you can practise your skills, or hold a mini tournament with friends and family, or sign your team up for the corporate competition. 4-28 September

IAN NAIRN: 40 years after the death of architectural critic Ian Nairn, a new edition of his book, Modern Buildings in London, is published, with contributions by historian Travis Elborough. London Review Bookshop hosts Elborough in conversation with architectural historian Gillian Darley and architect Charles Holland, to discuss Nairn's life and legacy. 5 September

WINE WALKS: Well, this sounds rather idyllic. Enjoy an evening of wine tasting in Kew Gardens, with tipples inspired by the gardens themselves. Sup a sparkling rosé and pinot noir in the Rose Garden, Italian wines in the Mediterranean Garden, and tropical New World wines in the Temperate House, finishing up with a classic Bordeaux at the Pavilion, where you can also tuck into a cheese and charcuterie board. 6 September

Wemba's Dream returns to Wembley Park. Image credit: Chris Winter / Wembley ParkDOCUMENTARY FESTIVAL: Open City Documentary Festival is a celebration of non-fiction cinema in London, organised in conjunction with UCL and taking place at various locations around the capital. As well as films screenings, this year's programme includes mentoring and networking sessions, and talks by artists. 6-12 September

OPEN HOUSE LONDON: It's the most wonderful time of year! All manner of London buildings and structures, which are usually off-limits to the public, fling their doors open and welcome us in for Open House London. Our previous highlights include going inside the St Pancras clock tower, and on the roof of 55 Broadway. 6-17 September

SIR RANULPH FIENNES: Explorer and writer Sir Ranulph Fiennes swaps mountains for the hills of north London, heading up to Alexandra Palace for the latest stop in his touring live show, Mad, Bad and Dangerous. Hear him talk about his adventures, from school misdemeanours, to his time in the military and beyond, including circumnavigating the globe, losing fingers to frostbite, and learning a few lessons along the way. 7 September

Empire Live is one of the show at the London Podcast Festival. Image: Viktor ELONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL: Headphones at the ready for London Podcast Festival at Kings Place, which sees both mainstream and niche podcasts filmed in front of a live audience, with some of the recordings streamed online too. Drunk Women Solving Crime, No Such Thing As A Fish, and the Empire Film Podcast are some of the big name shows, along with offerings on comedy, food and politics.7-17 September

MARKFIELD ROAD FESTIVAL: Taking place in South Tottenham, Markfield Road Festival is a free arts and music festival for all ages. Visit open arts studios, watch short films screenings and live music performances, take part in workshops including life drawing, watch a carnival procession featuring local school children, and let your kids enjoy bouncy castles and face painting. FREE ENTRY, 8-10 September

HERITAGE OPEN DAYS: Free rides on 1950/60s London buses feature as part of this year's Heritage Open Days. The programme of events opens up everything from lesser-known museums, to old factories, to music halls to the public, showcasing a slew of cultural nooks and crannies that may have escaped your attention. 8-17 September

THE FATHER AND THE ASSASSIN: The National Theatre opens a production of The Father and the Assassin by Anupama Chandrasekhar. The play explores oppression and extremism by following 30 years of the life of Nathuram Godse, the journalist and nationalist who went on to murder Mahatma Ghandi. 8 September-14 October

The Markfield Road Festival provides free entertainment in South Tottenham.CLASSIC BOAT FESTIVAL: All manner of vintage vessels moor up at St Katharine Docks (next to the Tower of London) for the Classic Boat Festival. Even if you don't know your port from your starboard, it's a fascinating spectacle, with around 40 preserved vessels on display, including Dunkirk Little Ships. FREE, 9 September

CAMDEN MUSIC FESTIVAL: To celebrate the expansion of Camden's Music Walk of Fame with the addition of 11 more plaques, the inaugural Camden Music Festival takes place on Hawley Crescent and Camden High Street. It's an all-dayer featuring free performances from Jazzie B (Founder of Soul II Soul) and Rusty Egan (Blitz Music Machine). 9 September

ZIPWIRE: If you find yourself in the City over the weekend of 9-10 September, don't be surprised if you hear a few screams from above. The London Landmarks Skyscraper Challenge has participants running up 42 floors of the Cheesegrater before making their way back down to earth either by abseiling, or by zipwiring to the neighbouring Gherkin. At time of writing, zipwiring places have sold out, but the stair run and abseil is still available. 9-10 September

THE HOME OF FOOD: Lord's Cricket Ground launches a brand new food festival, The Home of Food by chef Tommy Banks, with food trucks and well-known chefs serving up dishes all weekend. Richard Corrigan, Selin Kiazim, Gareth Ward, Lisa Goodwin Allen and Aktar Islam are among the chefs and restaurateurs taking part, and entertainment includes cricket taster session and cooking lessons for children, and behind the scenes tours of the cricket ground by expert guides. 9-10 September

Chef Tommy Banks launches a new food festival at Lord's.CONSERVATORY ART: Barbican’s Conservatory unveils a new site-specific commission by Indian sculptor Ranjani Shettar. Cloud songs on the horizon features large-scale suspended sculptures across the entirety of the Conservatory, made from wood, stainless steel, muslin and lacquer, using techniques adapted from traditional Indian crafts. From 10 September

LONDON POLE CHAMPIONSHIPS: Pole dancing competition the London Pole Championships takes place at Artsdepot in North Finchley. Watch shows of musicality, strength, stamina and flexibility, and see who will be crowned the winner in each category, including beginners and doubles. 10 September

SARA PASCOE: Comedian Sara Pascoe publishes her debut fiction novel, Weirdo, this month, and there's a special launch event at Conway Hall. Hear Pascoe discussing the book, and collect an exclusive edition, included in your ticket. 11 September

SUCCESSION: Fan of TV show Succession? Southbank Centre hosts an evening with the show's writers, Tony Roche, Jon Brown, Lucy Prebble and Georgia Pritchett, in a conversation hosted by creator and showrunner Jesse Armstrong. Find out about different directions the show could have taken with alternative dialogue and character plots. 13 September

Catch Myra Dubois at Sadler's Wells.MYRA DUBOIS: Following a turn at Edinburgh Fringe, comedy drag act Myra Dubois brings a short run of UK tour Be Well to Sadler's Wells, offering a sardonic side-eye at the wellness industry with her acid tongue and quick wit. 13-16 September

GREENWICH COMEDY FESTIVAL: Phil Wang, Chloe Petts, Sophie Duker, Jen Brister and Stephen K Amos are among the headliners at Greenwich Comedy Festival, taking place in a seated arena in the grounds of the National Maritime Museum. Arrive early to make the most of the pop-up bars and street food stalls running alongside the festival. *13-17 September*

DEATH OF ENGLAND: Jo Martin (Doctor Who) and Hayley Squires (I, Daniel Blake) appear on stage together in Death of England: Closing Time at National Theatre, a play about a family grieving the loss of their family shop and their dreams, while left to pick up the pieces of their relatives' mistakes. 13 September-11 November

Murugiah unveils a new artwork in Greenwich Peninsula.MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY: Marking the anniversary of Spain retreating and recognising Mexico as a country in its own right, Mexican Independence Day is celebrated on 16 September each year. Rich Mix starts the celebrations early with live music and performances from Mexican artists, including 9-piece cumbia band Kumbia Boruka. 15 September

PECKHAM FESTIVAL: Galleries, former factories, warehouses, multi-storey car parks and railway arches are all venues for Peckham Festival, a free celebration of creative and cultural SE15. FREE, 15-17 September

DIWALI INSTALLATION: Ahead of Diwali in November, Greenwich Peninsula unveils an artwork by graphic artist Murugiah as part of London Design Festival. Rangoli Mirrored Cosmos is inspired by the traditional Rangoli artform, and takes the form of a 3D mirrored sculpture exploring the artist's juxtapositions of his Western Birth and upbringing with his South Asian heritage. Find it in Peninsula Square, where it'll be in situ for a year. FREE, from 16 September

ASTRONOMY PHOTOGRAPHY: Shortly after last year's show closes, the new Astronomy Photographer of the Year exhibition opens at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich, showcasing the greatest space photography taken in the past year, with one picture declared the overall winner. From 16 September

Björk at the 73rd Academy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday March 25, 2001 , wearing swan dress by KTZ N EWGEN designer . Wally Skalij/ Los Angeles Times via Getty Images. The dress features in REBEL: 30 Years of London Fashion at the Design Museum.REBEL FASHION: Björk's iconic swan dress, worn at the 2001 Oscars, is one of the centrepieces of REBEL: 30 Years of London Fashion, a new exhibition at the Design Museum, which opens to coincides with London Fashion Week. Items worn by Harry Styles, Sam Smith, Rihanna and Kate Moss also feature in the show, which highlights London’s unique fashion culture on the world stage. From 16 September

CHANEL EXHIBITION: The middle of September is a double whammy for fashion fans, as the V&A opens its much-awaited exhibition, Gabrielle Chanel. Fashion Manifesto. Get an insight into the life and work of the French couturière known as 'Coco', who founded the House of Chanel and continues to influence the way women dress today. From 16 September

LONDON DESIGN FESTIVAL: The 21st edition of London Design Festival continues its aim of showcasing London as the design capital of the world. At time of writing, the programme has yet to be announced, but we're expecting the usual blend of displays and exhibitions, talks and more. 16-24 September

OLD FRIENDS: Stephen Sondheim’s Old Friends opens for a 16-week run at the Gielgud Theatre. It brings American actress Bernadette Peters to the West End stage for the first time in her career, along with Lea Salonga, Bonnie Langford and and Jeremy Secomb, among others — all honouring the late musical theatre composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim. 16 September-January 2024

The V&A opens an exhibition about Chanel. Image: Marie-Hélène Arnaud in a tweed suit from Chanel’s Fall-Winter 1959 collection and Chanel shoes, carrying the 2.55 Chanel handbag. © CHANEL / All Rights ReservedTHE TWIGGY MUSICAL: Fashion model Twiggy is the subject of the latest new musical in the West End. The Twiggy Musical charts her rise to fame from childhood in Neasden to young woman facing snobbery and sexism, to national treasure. It's written and directed by Ben Elton. 18 September-18 November

DAWN FRENCH: Comedian and actor Dawn French takes over the London Palladium for four nights this month (plus two next month), performing her show Dawn French is a Huge Twat. She shares stories of the most embarrassing mishaps and misunderstandings that have happened to her throughout her life and career. 21-24 September

THE MISSING THREAD: Yet another fashion exhibition opening this month is The Missing Thread at Somerset House, which covers the untold stories of Black British fashion. It charts the shifting landscape of Black British culture from the 1970s to the present day, and the unique contribution it has made to design history, with music, photography, art and design covered, in addition to catwalk fashion. 21 September-7 January

FLOWER FESTIVAL: British-grown flowers, foam-free sustainable floristry, and the creativity of the UK-based floral designers are all celebrated at the Strawberry Hill House Flower Festival. Take tours of the festival led by curators, take part in tablescape, hand-tied bouquet or floral crown masterclasses, or simply enjoy the beauty of the house adorned with flowers. 22-24 September

DEPTFORD X: The 25th anniversary edition of arts festival Deptford X includes a commemorative exhibition and publication as well as commissions by six artists. Over 100 artists are involved in the Deptford X Fringe too, with open studios, talks and workshops, and a community parade. 22 September-1 October

The Missing Thread opens at Somerset House. Image: Martine Rose SS22 Lookbook shot by Rosie Marks and styled by Tamara RothsteinMODEL RAILWAY SHOW: Choo choo! All aboard to Whitewebbs Museum in Enfield, where a model railway show takes place. View 15+ layouts created by the Enfield Whitewebbs Railway Modellers, and buy and trade pieces of kit you need for your own layouts, with children's activities to keep little ones entertained. 23 September

MARY BEARD: Classicist and historian Mary Beard talks Roman emperors in a special evening at Barbican. From Julius Caesar to Alexander Severus, learn what's fact and what's fiction about the legendary rulers, and get an insight into their everyday lives. 23 September

HOW THE LIGHT GETS IN: Claiming to be the world's largest music and philosophy festival, HowTheLightGetsIn returns to Kenwood House. Ruby Wax, David Baddiel, Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart are confirmed as speakers this year, with music performances by Badly Drawn Boy, Walt Disco and Saffiyah, among others. 23-24 September

SHEEP DRIVE: One of London's wackiest annual events is the Sheep Drive and Livery Fair. Each year, a chosen celebrity has the honour of herding sheep over Southwark Bridge — keep an eye on the website for this year's announcement. FREE, 24 September

Band of the Scots Guards at the Chelsea Physic Garden during Chelsea History Festival. Copyright James McCauleyHARVEST FESTIVAL: The London Pearly Kings and Queens Society holds a harvest festival in Guildhall Yard, with live entertainment. FREE, 24 September

CHELSEA HISTORY FESTIVAL: The National Army Museum, the Royal Hospital Chelsea and Chelsea Physic Garden team up again for this year's Chelsea History Festival, which covers local, national and global history. This year includes special events marking the 300th anniversary of the death of Sir Christopher Wren, as well as punk and movie-themed tours of Chelsea, and the chance to hear from Sir Michael Palin about his latest book. 26 September-1 October

STAMPEX: Taking place at Islington's Business Design Centre, Stampex is a collectibles event, with focus mainly on stamps, run by The Philatelic Traders’ Society. It's a chance to meet and trade with other collectors and learn from experts... and this year, the world's rarest stamp is on show. 27-30 September

RUBENS & WOMEN: Dulwich Picture Gallery shows a different side to Flemish artist Peter Paul Rubens in new exhibition Rubens & Women. View paintings and drawings from throughout his career demonstrating how his relationships with women — from family members to female patrons — inspired his creativity and career. 27 September-28 January

IMMERSIVE MONET: French Impressionist painter Claude Monet is the latest to get the immersive art experience treatment. The Boiler House on Brick Lane immerses visitors in Monet's works, as well as re-creations of his creative atelier and his luscious gardens at Giverny. From 28 September

BRITISH ART FAIR: The 32nd edition of British Art Fair takes place at Chelsea's Saatchi Gallery, showcasing Modern British and Contemporary British Art, with 70+ exhibitors. Additionally this year, the fair includes a special exhibition, Crossing Borders: Internationalism in Modern British Art. 28 September-1 October

EMAIL IS DEAD: Intuit Mailchimp teams up with the Design Museum for a new display looking at how email will shape our future in an age of AI, and new methods of connecting online. What will email look like in the year 2070... if it still exists at all? FREE, 28 September-22 October

The Imperial War Museum opens a major exhibition about spies. Image: © IWM (EPH 178) A box of matches containing one match specially adapted for writing secret messages used during the second world war.BOY'S DRESS: Leading fashion historian Amy de la Haye and renowned expert collector Alasdair Peebles teamed up to curate the Fashion & Textile Museum's new exhibition, Oh Boy! Boy's Dress 1760-1930. The first three months of the exhibition focuses on how, aged six, boys would abandon dresses in favour of breeches, with a selection of historic garments on show. 29 September-3 March

SPIES: LIES AND DECEPTION: The Imperial War Museum unveils a major exhibition about the role, purpose and human cost of espionage, deceit and misdirection, from the first world war to the present day. 150 objects, including gadgets, official documents, art and newly digitised film and photography go on display, telling the stories of people whose actions changed the path of human conflicts. FREE, 29 September-14 April

CLASSIC CAR BOOT SALE: All manner of vintage vehicles park up at King's Cross for the autumn edition of the Classic Car Boot Sale. Ogle the wheels, while buying vintage fashion from the back of them. Other entertainment includes clothing repair workshops, live DJs, and motorcycle and scooter ride-ins. 30 September-1 October

QUEER NATURE: Kew Gardens launches a brand new festival, Queer Nature, celebrating the diversity and beauty of plants and fungi. View new art installations, hear from Kew scientists, horticulturists, and writers on their individual perspectives on queerness and nature, and book ahead for themed After Hours events. 30 September-29 October

OUTDOOR CINEMA: As summer winds down, so does London's outdoor cinema season, with Rooftop Film Club and The Luna Cinema among those having a last hurrah this month.Fear not though — it won't be long until you're snuggled under a blanket with a mulled wine and mince pie watching Elf or Love Actually...

LAST CHANCE: A few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to go to:

Time's running out to see Ain't Too Proud. Image: Johan PerssonWIZARD OF OZ: We're off to see the Wizard... but only until early September when the current production of the Wizard of Oz at the London Palladium — starring Jason Manford as the cowardly lion — ends. Until 3 September

BBC PROMS: The Last Night of the Proms falls on 9 September this year, which gives you nine days of musical goodness to enjoy this month before then. Shows include Chineke! (Europe’s first majority Black and ethnically diverse orchestra) performing pieces by Beethoven and Haydn, as well as BAME composers Valerie Coleman, and Croydon legend Samuel Coleridge-Taylor. Until 9 September

ASHISH: 60+ works by fashion designer Ashish Gupta are on show at the William Morris Gallery in Walthamstow, including a major new commission. FREE, until 10 September

ANDY WARHOL: We were huge fans of Andy Warhol: The Textiles at Fashion & Textile Museum, which shines a light on the pop artist's lesser-known work designing and printing textiles. Some fantastic original items of clothing and pieces of fabric on show, dating back to the 1950s-60s. Until 10 September

Got Milk? Wellcome collection does, but not for much longer. Copyright Wellcome CollectionMILK: Wellcome Collection has turned its gaze to how the science and marketing of milk is woven into our cultural history, from 'breast is best' to the advertising of milk's nutritional value, and whether milk moustaches will become a thing of the past. FREE, until 10 September

BERTHE MORISOT: Time's running out to see the first major UK exhibition of trailblazing Impressionist Berthe Morisot since 1950. Dulwich Picture Gallery brings together around 30 of her pieces to show her as an influential figure of the Impressionist movement. Until 10 September

BOWIE AND BEYOND: Find out about David Bowie's connections to the Kingston music scene in exhibition Bowie and Beyond: Ziggy Stardust at Kingston Museum — he launched his Ziggy persona at Tolworth local pub Toby Jug in February 1972. Until 16 September

AIN'T TOO PROUD: Following the remarkable journey of Motown group The Temptations from the streets of Detroit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, musical Ain't Too Proud ends its run at the Prince Edward Theatre. Until 17 September

THE OFFBEAT SARI: The Offbeat Sari at the Design Museum looks at the multiple definitions of the modern Sari — worn by some as an everyday garment, and others only for more formal occasions — and how its unstitched form has allowed designers to experiment with it over the years. Until 17 September

PUNCHDRUNK: Immersive theatre legends Punchdrunk bring to a close their current production, The Burnt City — the first London show for several years. The whole point of Punchdrunk shows is that there's no fixed narrative: you're invited to roam wherever you like, to follow characters and explore spaces at your whim. Until 24 September

SHAKESPEARE'S FIRST FOLIO: This year marks 400 years since the publication of Shakespeare's First Folio, something the National Maritime Museum celebrated with exhibition The Tempest and the Thames, displaying one of only 50 known copies of the First Folio and exploring the connections between Shakespeare and the sea. Until 24 September

THE ARTISTIC HOME: And finally! In one of the V&A's smaller rooms, The Artistic Home showcases work by British art potteries and their artists, many of them women, who painted and decorated wares by hand in the late 1800s. Until 25 September

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When the sun's out, it's time to get high. Head for London's best rooftop bars, roof terraces, open-air bars and sky-high drinking dens.

Image: SushisambaRooftop bars in central LondonAqua Spirit, Regent Street

This slick cocktail sanctuary high above Regent Street — part of Aqua Kyoto restaurant — is in a prime position for post-shopping recuperation. The views over Oxford Street and the West End are as appealing as the Japanese bar food and Asian-accented drinks list. No bookings are taken for the terrace, so arrive early. Note the smart casual dress code: no sportswear or flip flops.

Aqua Spirit, 5th floor, 240 Regent Street, W1B 3BR

The Carpenter's Arms, Fitzrovia

This characterful pub just off Tottenham Court Road has something special up its sleeve — a rooftop terrace. It may not be the greenest of gardens, but it's a pretty sweet spot for a hibiscus & orange blossom spritz in the sunshine all the same.

The Carpenter’s Arms, 68-70 Whitfield Street, W1T 4EY

Radio Rooftop Bar, Aldwych

Set atop the ME London hotel, Radio Bar — so called because it's on the site of the old Marconi House — is a sleek asymmetric treat for the eyes in itself. But naturally it's the stunning panoramic views across pretty much the whole city that you'll be ogling. Classic cocktails rub shoulders with new creations, 10 floors up. Reservations are recommended, and no sportswear or trainers are permitted.

Radio Rooftop Bar, 336-337 Strand, WC2R 1HA

Image: Radio RooftopHam Yard Hotel, Piccadilly Circus

OK, this gorgeous roof terrace is only open to hotel guests or under private hire, but it's still worth knowing about. If you've got a birthday celebration or company event on the cards, we suggest you try to strong-arm the organisers into having it here. The space is marvellously pretty — a cottage garden in the clouds — and even has a kitchen garden and rooftop beehives for goodness' sake.

Ham Yard Hotel, 1 Ham Yard, W1D 7DT

Image: Alto by San CarloAlto by San Carlo, Oxford Street

This rooftop oasis places the emphasis on seasonal Italian produce and fresh ingredients. The Italian garden setting can be enjoyed with a drink in hand on the al fresco sun terrace, or with a full-blown seafood dinner at your table. Whatever you plump for, you'll forget Oxford Street is mere metres below you.

Alto by San Carlo at Selfridges, 400 Oxford Street, W1A 1AB

The Rooftop, Trafalgar Square

Get a God complex as you watch the hustle of Trafalgar Square down below from this swish bar on top of The Trafalgar Hotel. You can also get a good gawp at Nelson from up here. The Rooftop is glamorous with prices to match — there's a minimum spend of between £35-£50 per person, depending when you visit.

The Rooftop, The Trafalgar Hotel, 2 Spring Gardens, Trafalgar Square, SW1A 2TS

LSQ Rooftop. Image: LondonistLSQ Rooftop, Leicester Square

Much of this hotel rooftop bar is inside (although there is a small outdoor terrace) — but you're spoiled with dreamy vistas from LSQ Rooftop wherever you're sat — including the bright lights of Leicester Square down below, and the London Eye. For drinks, it's got to be one of the skyline-themed cocktails: maybe a Walkie-Talkie, The Shard or Nelson's...er... Tower.

LSQ Rooftop, 1 Leicester Square, WC2H 7NA

Image: The DillyGaucho, Piccadilly

During the sunnier months, visitors to this high-end, meat-heavy restaurant can enjoy pre- or post-dinner drinks on the romantic roof terrace, complete with fireplace and pillows. Despite it being part of the reputation-led chain, few know about it. Wind, rain and chilly temperatures do close it though, so it's worth a call to make sure it's open before you set out especially.

Gaucho Piccadilly, 25 Swallow Street, W1B 4QR

Terrace at the Dilly, Piccadilly

Hanging vines, birches and silk blooms create a 'secret garden' on the Terrace at the Dilly for 2023, an exclusive little spot among the columns of the grand hotel, overlooking Piccadilly itself. All the peachy, rosey hues of the decor here may well inspire you to order a glass of Château La Gordonne rosé. There are posh, French light bites too.

Terrace at the Dilly, 21 Piccadilly, W1J 0BH

Rooftop bars in the City of LondonSkyline views from Aviary in 2019. Photo: Matt Brown/LondonistAngler, Moorgate

Planted with lavender, herbs and olive trees, this rooftop terrace at South Place Hotel brings a little piece of Provence to Moorgate. Call by for a drink from noon until 10pm (weather permitting), or look out for the hotel's regular rooftop parties and events. It also boasts a retractable roof — so any drizzle shouldn't be a problem.

Angler, South Place Hotel, 3 South Place, EC2M 2AF

Aviary, Moorgate

Located on the cusp of the City and Shoreditch, find Aviary perched on the 10th floor of The Montcalm Hotel on Finsbury Square. With a nod to the glamorous art deco era, this place has a swish City look, but without the snobbiness that sometimes comes with it. Come here for raw seafood on the rocks, and cocktails, served up with a large spacious terrace, winter igloos and killer city skyline views.

Aviary Roof Terrace, 10th Floor Montcalm Royal London House, 22-25 Finsbury Square, EC2A 1DX

Jin Bo Law, Aldgate

Perched on the 14th floor of Dorsett City Hotel, right next to Aldgate station, Jin Bo Law has some of the best views over the City of London rooftops. The balcony runs the length of this swanky Asian-style cocktail bar, which, despite the views, seems to be a little quieter than many on this list.

Jin Bo Law, Dorsett City Hotel, 9 Aldgate High Street, EC3N 1AH

The Culpeper, Commercial Street

It's where they grow the fresh herbs and vegetables used in this pub's tasty menu, but Culpeper's roof garden also houses al fresco dining and a bar. Oh, and an eight-foot gherkin. It offers a full menu and drinks during the summer months.

Piculpepper at The Culpepper, 40 Commercial Street, E1 6LP

Image: FloratticaCoq d'Argent, Bank

Set atop the postmodern erection that is One Poultry, Coq d'Argent is a hard and fast favourite among City slickers. Its playfully designed rooftop terrace — complete with fake grass — is a real suntrap, while a large drinks list spans just about everything from beers and wines to spirits and cocktails.

Coq d'Argent, No.1 Poultry, EC2R 8EJ

Madison, St Paul's

A breathtaking view of the dome of St Paul's Cathedral is the pièce de résistance at this restaurant and bar, where champagne and wines get big billing on the extensive bar menu. The food menu has a New York-inspired slant, and we’d recommend the Saturday brunch menu for a better value visit.

Madison, Rooftop terrace, 1 New Change, EC4M 9AF

Image: MadisonSky Garden, Fenchurch Street

The Sky Garden — set on the 35th and 36th floors of the bulbous Walkie-Talkie building — is kind of a roof terrace. Open early till late daily, there’s access to the al fresco strip, while the rest of the space is sufficiently glass-clad and greenery-filled to do a similar job. There are two bars, and two restaurants to choose from up there. If it's drinks you're after, Sky Pod Bar is the livelier of the two, with live music nights. More sophisticated vibes are found at City Garden.

The Sky Garden, 1 Sky Garden Walk, London, EC3M 8AF

Florattica, The Minories

Picking a theme and running with it, this swish rooftop bar near Aldgate is a riot of dried flowers hovering cloud-like above (also very floral) bar furniture. You can sip flowery drinks, like the Rose Mule, crafted with rose-infused vodka, although there are plenty of concoctions sans petals too. Stonking City views from the terrace btw.

Florattica, 11-15 Minories, EC3N 1AX

Image: Sky GardenWagtail, Monument

Though city slickers might descend on Wagtail to cheers their latest bonus over dinner in The Cupola, you can pop into the rooftop bar for a cheeky house cocktail, while admiring the juxtaposition of the 17th century Monument to the Great Fire among glassy additions like The Shard and Walkie-Talkie.

Wagtail, 68 King William Street, EC4N 7HR

Sushisamba, Liverpool Street

The highest roof terrace in London, on floor 38 of the Heron Tower, Sushisamba has high prices to match but soaring views that just about make up for it. The lift ride up there is worth a go in itself any time of day, but for best effects, go of an evening and nab a seat around the fire pit.

Sushisamba, 110 Bishopsgate, EC2N 4AY

Savage Garden, Tower Hill

Formerly known as SkyLounge, this sky-high terrace had a makeover with vibrant interiors drawing a 'cool' crowd. It's not in the Tower of London itself, though it's not far off, situated on the 12th floor of the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel. And it's actually two terraces, giving you views in pretty much any direction you like.

Savage Garden, DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel, 7 Pepys Street, EC3N 4AF

Rooftop bars in Canary WharfPhoto: BōkanBōkan, Canary Wharf

Considering the amount of teetering skyscrapers round here (and suits with cash to splash), it's surprising there aren't more snazzy, vertigo-inducing bars opening up in this part of town. But maybe this bar hails a rooftop revolution for Canary Wharf. There's a restaurant and bar on the 37th and 38th floors of the Novotel, but up on the 39th floor you'll find all the al fresco air terrace action with specialist gin bar, live jazz and daybeds.

Bōkan – 37th, 38th & 39th Floor, Novotel Canary Wharf, 40 Marsh Wall, E14 9TP

Boisdale, Canary Wharf

This tartan-clad, whisky-loaded bar comes with a great little rooftop bar too. Bring your colleagues, whip out the company credit card and settle in for a top night watching the sun go down with a dram in hand.

Boisdale, Cabot Place, Canary Wharf, E14 4QT

Rooftop bars in east LondonBoundary Rooftop, Shoreditch

You could do worse than pass time in Shoreditch with drinks and Mediterranean nibbles on the Boundary rooftop. It does require a certain level of financial investment, though, and note that being a fairly squat building in an area devoid of interesting features, the views from on top aren’t the best you'll find. The revamped space now comes with a heated glass orangery meaning it's open all day every day irrelevant of the weather.

Boundary Rooftop, 2-4 Boundary Street, Shoreditch, E2 7DD

TT Liquor, Shoreditch

Finnish landscape designer Taina Suonio's rooftop retreat is a glorious treehouse of a thing — on the same level as the Overground trains, rumbling nearby. Drinks on 2023's menu include the Drink to Forget-Me-Not (an egregiously blue elixir, crafted with tequila, blue Curaçao, pink grapefruit soda — and dusted with a Tajín rim). If you've got a few people with you, book one of the shady booths.

TT Liquor, 17B Kingsland Road, E2 8AA

Image: Queen of HoxtonGolden Bee, Shoreditch

A stone’s throw from Old Street station is the terrace of the Golden Bee. Make the most of it with two-for-one happy hour cocktails on certain days of the week.

Golden Bee, Singer Street, Shoreditch, EC1V 9DD

Queen of Hoxton, Shoreditch

The roof of the Queen of Hoxton is open all year round with seasonal transformations keeping Londoners on their toes. For Summer 2023, it's been transformed into a 'Little Barcelona', which means bright murals and, frankly, a lot of Estrella.

Queen of Hoxton, 1-5 Curtain Road, EC2A 3JX

Curling atop Roof East in Stratford.Shoreditch House, Shoreditch

Befriend a member and get on up to London's most exclusive sky high bar. This east London warehouse-turned hip private members' club is seriously worth trying to blag your way in somehow — rooftop pool says it all.

Shoreditch House, 1 Ebor Street, Shoreditch E1 6AW

Red Lion, Hoxton

Either relaxed or rammed depending on the weather, open seven days a week, the Red Lion’s roof terrace is there whenever you fancy an open-air drink. Food is purely pizza and burger focussed. Warning: it's one heck of a suntrap.

Red Lion, 41 Hoxton Street, N1 6NH

Image: SkylightRoof East, Stratford

This summer sees the return of Roof East in a loosely-termed 'adult adventure playground' atop a multi-storey car park in Stratford. It's pretty packed up there with lawn bowls, Birdies Crazy Golf Club and Rooftop Film Club getting involved in some sky-based action along with London's highest baseball batting cage. Sustenance comes in the form of a range of street food vendors and a selection of cocktail bars.

Roof East, Stratford multi-storey car park, Great Eastern Way, E15 1XE

Skylight, Wapping

Another car park contender is Skylight. Already this multi-level bar has made a name for itself by offering rooftop ice skating rink during the winter months. For summer 2023, we're treated instead to lawn games, and summertime cocktails at the main pergola bar. Hungry? Burgers, nachos and churros are all on the menu.

Skylight at Tobacco Dock, Pennington Street Car Park, E1W 2SF. There's now a second Skylight venue too, in Peckham, south London.

Midnight ApothecaryNetil360, Bethnal Green

Like most things in east London, Netil360 isn't quite as edgy and cool as it used to be — for example, it's no longer BYOB. But it's still a top place to do a bit of remote 'working' or just hang out with a beer, slice of pizza and watch the sun set over east London.

Netil360, 1 Westgate Street, Bethnal Green E8 3RL

Dalston Roof Park, Dalston

A roof garden on the top of the Print House building, just off Dalston Lane, Dalston Roof Park is open seven days a week with a busy roster of events during summertime. The space is the creation of Bootstrap, a training and enterprise charity, and all proceeds from the bar are ploughed back into the work they do in the local area. Alongside booze and quiz nights, you can expect a steady stream of community and music events too.

Dalston Roof Park, The Print House, 18-22 Ashwin Street, E8 3DL

Rooftop bars in north London Photo: Big ChillAbbey Tavern, Kentish Town

This boozer's biggest draw is its pretty wood-decked, fairy-light-strewn roof terrace which comes with loads of seating, if not the most scenic views. Where better to enjoy its pub kitchen wares of burgers and Sunday roasts than al fresco and on high?

Abbey Tavern 124 Kentish Town Road, NW1 9QB

The Castle, Angel

This Youngs gastropub on Pentonville Road is perfectly pleasant inside, but come a sunny day or a warm evening its spacious roof terrace is prime space — even if the views of, er, Pentonville Road aren't all that scenic.

The Castle, 54 Pentonville Road, N1 9HF

Image: The Faltering FullbackThe Lucky Club, Camden

Fitted out in aquamarine tiles — and let's be honest, giving off bougie bathroom vibes — The Lucky Club is a go-to for Camden revellers — somewhere to sink a Mexican Mule or one of the many margarita options, and chow down on loaded nachos and tacos (look out for Taco Tuesday deals). No jaw-dropping views to speak of, but a spiffy summer rooftop hangout nonetheless.

The Lucky Club, North Stables Yard, Chalk Farm Road, NW1 8AHBig Chill, King's Cross

A couple of minutes' walk from King's Cross station you'll find Big Chill bar — and on the top of that, its buzzing popular rooftop terrace. It's a pretty laid back affair, just a few picnic tables and far more people milling around with a pint in hand. The cocktail menu is extensive, the food is burger-centric and weekends are for dancing, thanks to the resident DJs Thursday through to Saturday.

Big Chill, 257-259 Pentonville Road, N1 9NL

Image: The StandardThe Rooftop, King's Cross

Adorning the top of brutalist-chic hotel The Standard, this rooftop hangout has what must be the best view of St Pancras Renaissance; it virtually rubs shoulders with the glorious redbrick clocktower — and you can happily while away a couple of hours sinking spiced margaritas, and perhaps plotting your next Eurostar jaunt.

The Rooftop, The Standard, 10 Argyle Street, WC1H 8EG

The Faltering Fullback, Finsbury Park

This legendary Irish pub tucked away behind Finsbury Park deserves a spot on this list despite it technically, technically, being a beer garden. Why? The multi-level garden sprawls across four levels of decking and is basically a glorified tree house. Elevated views and bountiful greenery make it a strong rival to many of the bars on this list. No bookings, so on sunny days you'll need to pop down early to secure a table.

Faltering Fullback, 19 Perth Road, Finsbury Park, N4 3HB

Rooftop bars in south LondonFrank's. Image: LondonistFrank's, Peckham

Frank's is a paradigm of the south London rooftop bar. This expansive bar and grill atop a multi-storey car park in Peckham has become a regular fixture of a London summer. Expect hot wings, charred aubergine, and lamb kebabs, Campari-based potions, and scenic views of the City and across south London. There's more seating for 2023, too.

Frank's, 10th Floor, 95a Rye Lane, SE15 4ST

Bussey Rooftop Bar, Peckham

Another rooftop recommendation in Peckham is the bar perched on top of cultural hub, Bussey Building. A spring/summer makeover has turned the space into a plant-filled suntrap; and a mighty fine place to admire sunsets over London. Cocktail and pizza slice, of course. Plus, Rooftop Film Club takes up residence here for a few months each summer.

Bussey Rooftop Bar, Bussey Building, 133 Rye Lane, SE15 4ST

The Tankard, Kennington

Formerly a Grand Union outlet, this site now belongs to Brewdog, offering a roof terrace overlooking the Imperial War Museum grounds. Food is typical pub grub, with plenty of vegan and veggie options.

The Tankard, 111 Kennington Road, SE11 6SF

Image: Queen Elizabeth Hall Roof GardenQueen Elizabeth Hall Roof Garden, South Bank

Originally a partnership with the Eden Project, this rooftop recommendation continues to be a natural haven of wildflowers, fruit trees and allotments. Light snacks and sandwiches line your stomach, but watching the sun go down over the Thames with a G&T in hand can't be beaten.

Queen Elizabeth Hall Roof Garden, Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, SE1 8XX (open April-October only)

Midnight Apothecary at Brunel Museum, Rotherhithe

Every summer the Brunel Museum's rooftop garden hosts the Midnight Apothecary pop-up cocktail bar atop Brunel’s Thames Tunnel Shaft. The Cocktail Gardener creates botanical drinks infused with ingredients from the museum's garden, served around a campfire. A beautifully atmospheric way to spend a summer evening, and you can order food from Deliveroo/JustEat etc too.

Midnight Apothecary at Brunel Museum, Railway Avenue, SE16 4LF (tickets should be booked in advance)

Midnight Apothecary. Photo: James Millar12th Knot, South Bank

Just sneaking into the south London list is Sea Containers London's riverside bar overlooking the Thames. 12th Knot (formerly Rumpus Room) is terrace-top rather than rooftop, but the views down the river are spectacular, the cocktails are classic and walk-ins are welcome (although it does get very busy).

12th Knot, 20 Upper Ground, South Bank, London SE1 9PD

Bar Elba, Waterloo

Opposite Waterloo station sits this rooftop bar atop Mercury House. It's solely a rooftop bar so don't expect to be able to dive inside if the elements turn, but that should be no problem thanks to the heaters and coverings that offer some protection from a British summer. The vibe is laid back — all fairy lights a-twinkle — and you can reward yourself for trudging up all those steps with a margarita and a burger or hot dog.

Bar Elba, Mercury House, 109-117 Waterloo Road, SE1 8UL

Image: Lost In BrixtonLost In Brixton, Brixton

With Cuban rum cocktails, chicken from Rudie's Jerk Shack, and exotic flowers twisting up the woodwork, Lost In Brixton screams 'summer' at the top of its lungs. The fact it's nestled in amongst the railway arches lends it extra urban cred. No wonder there are often queues to get in.

Lost In Brixton, Brixton Village, Coldharbour Lane, SW9 8PS

JOIA Rooftop, Battersea Power Station

With the power station district now full steam ahead, a rooftop bar here was inevitable: JOIA Rooftop perches on the 16th floor of art'otel, offering summery sips like slushy peach daquiris, and Aventurinas (gin, mint, cucumber, lime), alongside Spanish style snacks. The real lure is that view of the famous chimneys — especially now you can watch people sticking out the top of one.

JOIA Rooftop, Battersea Power Station, 1 Electric Boulevard, SW11 8BJ

Image: JOIA RooftopFairytop Garden Zoo, Catford

Fairytop Garden Zoo is a relative newcomer to the south London rooftop scene, with a menu featuring all the summer faves (margaritas, palomas, Pimm's, spritzes) plus scrummy pizzas. The views might not be quite as spectacular as, say, Frank's — but poking over the back of Catford's houses, you can spy Canary Wharf.

Fairytop Garden Zoo, 108-110 Rushey Green, Catford, SE6 4HW

Rooftop bars in west LondonImage: Pergola PaddingtonPergola Paddington, Paddington

After the demise of Kensington Roof Gardens, west London is in some serious need of rooftop representation. Luckily Pergola Paddington is open again this year, modelled on a Tulum-inspired beach club with Mexican food and booze on the menu, including spicy watermelon margs. Booking recommended.

Pergola Paddington, 5 Kingdom Street, Paddington Central, W2 6PY

Skylark Roof Garden, Paddington

Striped patio furniture and planters overspilling with herbs and wild grasses set the summery scene for Skylark — a worthy alternative to Pergola (they're next door neighbours), and a place where an afternoon will easily fly by, sharing a Gin Elderflower Spritz pitcher with pals, and watching trains snake their way in and out of Paddington station.

Skylark Roof Garden, 10th floor, 4 Kingdom Street, W2 6BD

Photo: Lyric HammersmithLyric Bar, Hammersmith

The bar at the Lyric Theatre is open to all, whether you have a theatre ticket or not, and it offers a real boost to west London's rooftop options. With plenty of planters and foliage along with views across low-level west London, it feels comparatively rural to many of the bars on this list.

Lyric Bar, Lyric Square, King Street, W6 0QL

The Alexandra, Wimbledon

OK, technically this is south-west rather than west-west London, but it only requires a short hop over the Thames to make the most of this charming pub's rooftop bar. The Loft terrace comes with a burger shack and al fresco bar, from which it serves a good selection of beers. Low-key, it's still reliably packed on a sunny summer's day, so make sure to get there early if you want a table.

The Alexandra, 33 Wimbledon Hill Road, SW19 7NE

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Image: Tom Podmore via UnsplashThe gardens of Hampton Court Palace span a staggering 800+ acres of formal gardens and historic parkland. You can visit them as part of a trip to the palace, as all admission tickets include access to the ground.

But! On a select few days, you can visit the Hampton Court Palace Gardens for free... without a ticket.

Garden Open Days take place a handful of times a year, from spring around until late autumn, and are open to anyone who wants to explore the grounds. Highlights of the open space include:

  • The Great Fountain Garden (pictured above): The area immediately behind the palace building, offering satisfyingly symmetrical views of its facade;
  • The Privy Garden: first created in the 16th century for Henry VIII himself, and now planted again with the original varieties used back then;
  • The Kitchen Garden: where 18th century-style fruit and veg is grown;
  • The Pond Garden: Not actually home to much in the way of water features these days — being south-facing, they're ideal for growing flowering plants in the spring and summer;
  • The Lower Orangery and Terrace; located alongside the Pond Garden, with exotic species of plants (citrus fruit trees, cacti, that kind of vibe) on display throughout the summer.

On Garden Open Days, you'll still need a paid admission ticket if you want to visit the palace itself, the Maze, or the Magic Garden Playground. But other than that, admission is free.

Remaining Hampton Court Palace Garden Open Days 2023 are 4-9 July, 16-17 September, and 18-19 November. Check the website closer to the dates, as there may be certain restrictions on which parts of the gardens are accessible on certain days.

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All weekendJane Smith is one of the artists whose work features in the E8 Art and Craft TrailPUB IN THE PARK: Food and music festival Pub in the Park pitches up in Dulwich Park for the weekend. Tinie Tempah, Heather Small, The Craig Charles Funk & Soul Club and The Dolly Parton Experience are all on the eclectic music line-up, with a chef demo stage, fire pit, artisan food market and pop-up bars taking care of the food and drink side of things. 9-11 June

SALLY POTTER: Holborn's Garden Cinema hosts a weekend of screenings and events celebrating film director Sally Potter, ahead of the release of her debut album, Pink Bikini, next month. 1993 film Orlando, 2004 film Yes, and 2012's Ginger & Rosa are among those on the programme, each accompanied by an introduction or Q&A with Potter herself. 9-11 June

ART AND CRAFT TRAIL: Visit the homes and studios of east London's artists and makers on the E8 Art and Craft Trail. Follow the interactive map to browse and buy art, illustration, ceramics, jewellery and more, directly from those who created it. FREE, 10-11 June

LAMBETH COUNTRY SHOW: The annual two-day Lambeth Country Show pitches up in its usual spot in Brockwell Park for all manner of entertainment: sheep shearing, vegetable sculptures, live music, chocolate making, and... a wall of death. FREE, 10-11 June

WINE AND FLOWERS: Discover les beaux vins of the Loire Valley, at Bloom Big Festival, which champions the stunning region nicknamed the 'Garden of France'. As well as sipping your way through an array of delicious wines, you can get stuck into terrarium or flower crown making — and upcycle an old wine bottle into a scented candle. Hosted in Southwark Quarter, this festival's family-friendly too. *10 and 11 June* (sponsor)

JUNIPALOOZA: Gin has its moment in the spotlight at Junipalooza, a gin festival at Tobacco Dock where you can meet distillers and brand reps to learn more about their products. There are plenty of tasting opportunities too, as well as food and water to keep you fresh. 10-11 June

FESTIVAL OF COMMUNITIES: Created by Queen Mary University London, the Festival of Communities is a celebration of everything great in east London. Taking place in Stepney Green Park and the QMUL Mile End campus, events include sports trial sessions, hands-on science, craft activities and more. FREE, 10-11 June

Pub in the Park comes to DulwichJAIPUR LITERATURE FESTIVAL: William Dalrymple, Shashi Tharoor, Vauhini Vara, Tom Holland, Tahmima Anam, Vishal Bhardwaj, Asma Khan and Sathnam Sanghera are among the speakers on the line-up for the London Jaipur Literature Festival, a satellite event of the huge Jaipur Literature Festival which takes place in India each January. 10-11 June

OPEN GARDENS WEEKEND: London Square Open Gardens Weekend is a chance to explore London's green spaces via open days, tours and talks. They range from allotments to small private gardens, to the larger gardens in the likes of Eaton Square Garden, usually only accessible to local residents with a key. 10-11 June

BARNET MEDIEVAL FESTIVAL: See re-enactments of the Battles of Barnet 1471 and the Second Battle of St Albans 1461, as well as displays by the gunners, archers and mounted knights at this year's Barnet Medieval Festival. New for 2023 is a medieval fashion show and craft demonstration. 10-11 June

MELTDOWN FESTIVAL: The 28th edition of the UK’s longest-running artist-curated music festival, Meltdown, is at Southbank Centre, with French singer-songwriter Christine and the Queens at the helm. This weekend's events include workshops and DJ sets with Rain Crew, performances by synth-pop duo Let's Eat Grandma and Afropop superstar Yemi Alade, and new immersive, multi-sensory experience BitterSuite Presents Bodies Tilted. 9-18 June

Beau Jangles features on The Glory's River Stage line-up. Image: Stephanie ClaireSERPENTINE PAVILION: It's the time of year when a new building mysteriously appears in Kensington Gardens. It is, of course, the Serpentine Pavilion, an architectural commission by the nearby Serpentine Galleries, and this year's is À table, designed by French-Lebanese architect Lina Ghotmeh. We're promised 'notions of memory, space and landscape' in a low, modest and skeletal structure. FREE, 9 June-29 October

RIVER STAGE: Free outdoor festival River Stage is back outside National Theatre on South Bank, for four weekends of themed entertainment featuring a wide range of performers. It kicks off with The Glory, a weekend of cabaret hosted by drag acts Jonny Woo and John Sizzle. FREE, 9 June-2 July

PLAY FOUNTAINS: It's a sure sign that summer's here when the play fountains outside Southbank Centre are switched back on. Officially known as Jeppe Hein's Appearing Rooms, the water feature is a favourite with kids on hot days, as they try to catch the water jets before they disappear again. Parents: a change of clothes and a towel are advised. FREE, 7 June-3 September

Saturday 10 JuneLet's Eat Grandma perform at Meltdown. Image: El HardwickTEMPLE BAR WALK: As part of London Festival of Architecture, join a guided walk from Temple Bar in Paternoster Square, visiting recently-opened public and privately-operated spaces in the Square Mile, via London Wall, Finsbury Circus, Broadgate and Aldgate. 10am-12pm

TOY STORY: Canary Wharf's free Family Film Club continues with a screening of Toy Story in Canada Square Park. It's outdoors, so dress appropriately, and get down there early to bag yourself a decent spot. FREE, 10.30am

WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE: Prudes may wish to avert their eyes as the World Naked Bike Ride comes to town. Cyclists let it all hang out as they ride in a group on one of several pre-agreed routes converging on Wellington Arch. Don't forget your suncream if you're taking part. FREE to watch or take part, from 11am

CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES: Peckham's Melange chocolate shop hosts a truffle-making workshop for adults. Learn about the complexities of working with chocolate, and the techniques used to make, fill and decorate your own chocolate truffles. 11.30am-2pm

TOGETHER 23: Head to Charlton Park for free entry, family friendly festival Together 23. DJ Norman Jay MBE headlines the main stage, with support from the likes of the Woolwich Singers. Elsewhere, there's a Kids Stage with school choirs and performing arts schools, and a Kids Town with face painting, drumming workshops, crafts and the like. FREE, 12pm-6pm

OOER! The World Naked Bike Ride takes place in London on SaturdayTEQUILA AND MEZCAL FESTIVAL: La Piñata is a celebration of Agave spirits, Mexican culture and an opportunity to taste a diverse range of Tequila and Mezcal from over 20 producers side by side, taking place at Tobacco Dock. Masterclasses, live entertainment and food stalls are present, but today's the final day. *12pm-9pm*

BOSFEST: A huge free, unticketed street party, Bankside Open Spaces Festival takes place across venues including Red Cross Garden, Crossbones Graveyard and Flat Iron Square. Inspired by Elephant & Castle, there's a Latin twist to this year's event, with a procession, live music, sports and craft workshops, face painting, historical activities, a dog show and more. FREE, 12pm-9pm

HUMAN BODY: Aimed at ages 7+, the Royal Institution hosts a show looking at the wonders of the human body. Dr Jo covers oddities and interesting trivia relating to hearing, sight, brains, heart beats and muscles. 2pm-3.15pm

BIG DOCKLANDS STREET PARTY: While its bigger sibling is closed for relocation, the Museum of London Docklands has its own celebration to mark its 20th anniversary. The Big Docklands Street Party takes its inspiration from London's East End, with live performances, street food and pop-up bars and other entertainment, hosted by Drag Race royalty Vanity Milan. 7pm

EXPLODING CINEMA: Independent short films are the focus of Exploding Cinema at Kennington's Cinema Museum. Kick back and watch animations, documentaries, dramas and CGI films on a range of topics. 7.30pm-10pm

KAISER CHIEFS: The Hampton Court Palace Festival is underway, bringing headline acts to the Palace Gardens. At time of writing, there are still a few tickets left to see The Kaiser Chiefs tonight. The gates open early, giving you enough time to enjoy a picnic in the grounds before the gig. 9pm (gates 5.30pm)

Sunday 11 JuneSuper Chefs by Maya Productions is on in Peckham.CLASSIC CAR SHOW: Rare and unusual cars gather in Norman Park for the Bromley Pageant of Motoring. Wander among vehicles of various ages and makes, meet fellow enthusiasts, and have a rummage at the autojumble. There's also a funfair and inflatables for kids, and a live action arena with displays going on all day. 9.30am-5pm

SCULPTURE SECRETS: Heritage consultant Dr Dawn Pereira leads a guided walk through Crystal Palace Park, sharing knowledge and research about the statues of the local area. Hear about a goddess who has lost her wings, the remains of an entire continent, and a lonely poet. Part of London Festival of Architecture. 11am-1pm

SUPER CHEFS: Take the kids along to Theatre Peckham for Super Chefs, a cooking-themed stage show featuring singing and dancing, telling the story of six-year-old Manny who is making guacamole for the first time — despite members of his family believing that boys don't belong in the kitchen. 11am/1pm

ANTIQUES FAIR: Over 100 antiques dealers set up in Marylebone for the annual Church Street Antiques Fair. Peruse vintage furniture, art, homeware and the like. There's also refreshment and live music. 11am-5pm

QUEEN'S READING ROOM: Hampton Court Palace hosts the Queen's Reading Room Festival, a literary event which combines music and history in rather flash surroundings. Dame Judi Dench, Gyles Brandreth, David Olusoga and Ben Macintyre are all on the line-up, and there's also a chance to take literary-themed tours of the palace. *11am-9.30pm*

RIVERSIDE OPERA: In their pursuit to remove opera from traditional theatre spaces and make it more accessible, Rogue Opera offer a free Riverside Opera Taster performance at Nine Elms Pavilion. It's a family-friendly show starring four professional singers and a pianist, and is part of Wandsworth Arts Fringe. FREE, 11.30am-12.15pm

Junipalooza celebrates all things gin-related, at Tobacco DockUNDERGROUND HEIGHTS: Watch a short film about north London’s overground sections of the Northern line High Barnet branch and its predecessor the Northern Heights Railway, at Phoenix Cinema. Old maps, railway plans, photographs, and pictures combine to look at how the railway shaped this past of London. The screening is part of the London Festival of Architecture programme of events. 1.30pm-3pm

PIRATE QUEEN: Legendary storytelling collective Crick Crack Club are at the British Museum for a performance of Dauntless — Grace O'Malley, Pirate Queen. Debs Newbold portrays the remarkable and inspirational story of her hero: Grainne ni Mhaille — Grace O'Malley — legendary Irish clan chief and queen of the sea, who stowed away on her father's ship aged just eight. 2.30pm-3.50pm

JAZZ CLASSICS: The Prospective Collective unleash their arsenal of swing jazz classics at Kings Cross's Jamboree venue this afternoon. A wonderful way to wind down at the end of the weekend — and won't cost you a thing, either. *3pm-5pm*

WINE TASTING: Finish up your weekend with a wine tasting, with samples for five different wines for £5. Joana Pinhão of Portuguese wine brand Casal das Aires hosts an informal 'around the barrel' tasting at Bar Douro in London Bridge. 4pm

COMEDY BLOOMERS: The London LGBTQ+ Stand Up Comedy Festival comes to an end tonight, and it's going down in a blaze of glory with with headliner Rhys Nicholson, plus Kuan Wen (MC), SuperGirly, Spring Day, Matthew Ali and finalists of LGBTQ+ New Comedian of the Year 2022, Dane Buckley, Umby Winters & Alex Stringer. Takes place at the Seven Dials Comedy Club. 7pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Jonny Woo at the River Stage. Image: Stephanie ClaireLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Watch a free gig by the ThamesNoah and the Loners headline a free gig at The ScoopPunk teens Noah and the Loners headline a free 'Unravelling by the River' gig at The Scoop, by City Hall, with The Molotovs, Bighead Tea Drinkers and Fever Rouge in support. As well as inviting you to do a spot of headbanging by the Thames, the gig raises awareness of charity Beyond Food Foundation. The jams kick off at 7pm and food and drink stalls open a couple of hours beforehand.

Free, 7 June

  1. Seek out Jeppe Hein's Appearing RoomsIt's a sure sign that summer's here when the play fountains outside Southbank Centre are switched back on. Officially known as Jeppe Hein's Appearing Rooms, the water feature is a favourite with kids on hot days, as they try to catch the water jets before they disappear again. Parents: a change of clothes and a towel are advised.

Free, 7 June-3 September.

  1. Spin a yarn at a storytelling open mic (or just come to listen)Are you sitting comfortably? Streatham Space Project hosts a storytelling open mic.Vanessa Woolf, artistic director of London Dreamtime, hosts an open mic at Streatham Space Project, where you can brave the mic and spin your own yarn (if you want do to do that, make sure you secure your spot). Alternatively, sit tight and listen to others' stories. This is the culmination of the Between Worlds storytelling festival.

Pay what you want, 8 June

  1. Have your cosmic questions answeredComedian Robin Ince hosts a panel of leading physicists and astronomers at the Royal Society, discussing some of the biggest experiments on Earth, including giant particle colliders and huge radio telescopes. Find out how these inventions are helping us to understand the universe, and then ask your own questions.

Professor Jon Butterworth (particle physicist), Professor Anna Scaife (radio astronomer), Dr Laura Nuttall (gravitational wave astronomer), Dr Sarah Williams (particle physicist) are on the panel.

Free, 8 June.

  1. Revel in The Glory of the River StageThis weekend is the opening of this year's River Stage, a free al fresco programme of entertainment by the National Theatre. Legendary queer bar, LGBTQIA+ performance venue and nightclub The Glory curate the first weekend's performances, so head down to South Bank to see Grande-Dames of drag and performance, Jonny Woo and John Sizzle, along with DJs and cabaret artists.

Free, 9-11 June.

  1. Find out who the Fk Arthur isCamden Open Air Gallery launches a month-long graffiti exhibition Who the FK is Arthur. In answer to that rather brazen question, Arthur is a street artist who's been going two-odd decades, and whose bold, vibrant artworks you may have already clocked on the tube network. Here's a chance to check out his snazzy street designs for nowt.

Free, 9 June-9 July

  1. See the new Serpentine PavilionIt's that time of year when a new building mysteriously appears in Kensington Gardens. It is, of course, the Serpentine Pavilion, an architectural commission by the nearby Serpentine Galleries, and this year's is À table, designed by French-Lebanese architect Lina Ghotmeh. We're promised 'notions of memory, space and landscape' in a low, modest and skeletal structure.

Free, 9 June-29 October.

  1. Watch the World Naked Bike Ride whizz through townHundreds of cyclists take to two wheels and cycle through London's streets in the nude on Saturday. The World Naked Bike Ride takes several different routes across the capital, with around 1,000 riders usually taking part, all converging on the finish line at Wellington Arch. It's all good fun, but has a more serious message, protesting against our reliance on cars, demonstrating how vulnerable cyclists can be on the city's streets, and demanding more rights for cyclists.

It's free to take part, or to watch (though do be respectful, particularly when taking photos). Remember your sun cream, won't you — there are some places that should never, ever, get sunburnt.

Free, 10 June.

  1. Show what you're made of at Bearpit KaraokeA phenomenon which started in Berlin, Bearpit Karaoke is back in London for four dates this summer. Head to the mini amphitheatre in Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens and strut your stuff with karaoke anthems. All sorts of people take part, including professional singers and West End stars, as well as non-professionals, each trying to coax the audience into joining in.

Picnic chairs and blankets are available.

Free, 10 June.

  1. Celebrate Bankside's open spacesA huge free, unticketed street party, Bankside Open Spaces Festival takes place across venues including Red Cross Garden, Crossbones Graveyard and Flat Iron Square. Inspired by Elephant & Castle, there's a Latin twist to this year's event, with a procession, live music, sports and craft workshops, face painting, historical activities, a dog show and more.

Free, 10 June.

  1. Celebrate the best of east LondonCreated by Queen Mary University London, the Festival of Communities is a celebration of everything great in east London. Taking place in Stepney Green Park and the QMUL Mile End campus, events include sports trial sessions, hands-on science and craft activities.

Free, 10-11 June.

  1. Embrace the rural life at the Lambeth Country Show

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The annual two-day Lambeth Country Show pitches up in its usual spot in Brockwell Park for all manner of entertainment spanning sheep shearing, a flower show, birds of prey, vegetable sculptures and a pop-up farm.

It's not all countryside pursuits, though. Dozens of artists and musicians are lined up to perform across the Main Stage and Village Green, plus there's chocolate making, jousting, and motorcycle stunt displays. You don't get that at your average village green fair in the home counties.

Free entry, 10-11 June.

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Image: public domainSee re-creations of TWO battles from the War of the Roses.

Barnet. Famous as a terminus of the Northern line; and widely deployed as a slang term for haircuts. But it's got some proper serious history going on, too.

A throne was won on Barnet's lofty slopes. It was here, on Easter Sunday 1471, that Edward of York saw off the Lancastrian forces, all but securing his future as Edward IV. The Battle of Barnet is seen as one of the most important battles of medieval England, and it happened right here, within what is now Greater London's borders.

Every year, the good citizens of Barnet put on a big shindig to celebrate their manor's momentous past. The 2023 Barnet Medieval Festival takes place on 10-11 June and promises to be bigger and better than ever. For one thing, it comes with a bonus melee. As well as a bloodless re-creation of the Battle of Barnet, you can steer your charger towards a mock Second Battle of St Albans — a confrontation that took place 10 miles away, and 10 years before the clash at Barnet.

Sadly, though perhaps wisely, the battles won't rage throughout the town, nor the prime battle site in Hadley Green. Instead the action takes place at Byng Road playing fields to the north-west of Barnet.

The Battle of Barnet memorial, a little north-east of the festival site, in Hadley Green. Image Matt BrownAs well as the choreographed swordplay, you can also watch demonstrations by gunners, archers and mounted knights as they go about their chivalrous business. Plus, a medieval fashion show, live music, craft demonstrations, a display of battle paintings, medieval music and non-medieval food and drink.

Although the main action is in a recreation ground, a walk through central Barnet will also turn up plenty of nods to the battle. Look out for the 90-or-so medieval banners, fitted to lamp posts and hanging in the Spires shopping centre. The pennants were created by volunteers at the Museum of Barnet, and are based on the heraldic devices used by combatants in the battle.

The main event is organised by the Barnet Medieval Festival Committee. Tickets are available on the gate or in advance at £6 for adults, £2 for children. Parking is available but limited. While you're in the area, check out the whalebone arch, or go hunting for fairy doors.

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The word 'desi' has Sanskit origins — desh means land and country — but is most commonly used by people of Punjabi origins, although other Asians, such as those who have Gujarati heritage, are familiar with it too. A desi pub, then, is one run by people of this background — and invariably serving incredible food alongside the beer. And the good news is that London has some superlative ones.

In this extract from his book Desi Pubs: A Guide to British-Indian Pubs, Food & Culture, David Jesudason takes us to Aroma Lounge in Wembley, for mock duck, tandoori chops and a couple of lagers.

"When I take friends to a desi pub for their first time I get all types of reactions — they're always positive and sometimes unexpected."Wembley is a place synonymous with football. The iconic stadium looms over the area, casting a shadow over all the businesses. What’s forgotten, though, is that the borough of Brent — where Wembley sits — is very diverse,
with a British-Asian population of over 35% and growing. Because of the football ground, it's a place often travelled through with scant regard for the pubs in the area, which is a shame, especially as it has quite a few desi pubs. The best of these is the Aroma Lounge in North Wembley, which is full of (desi) football fans watching live games, especially when Man United or Liverpool are playing.

When I take friends to a desi pub for their first time I get all types of reactions — they're always positive and sometimes unexpected. The most common response is amazement that a pub full of British-Indians would be thriving under their noses. Maybe some people think these kinds of pubs are niche when, really, they're success stories that welcome brown and white people alike. Whatever the reason, today's reaction was euphoria.

"There's nowhere in this country where you can get such high-quality desi, pub, vegetarian or restaurant food cooked"Amir's parents escaped Iran after his dad was arrested for trying to organise a trade union. They settled in Newcastle. Amir eventually studied art at Goldsmiths in south London and worked in numerous craft beer institutions in Lewisham. We became firm friends when he served me (many) craft beers at a local pub and I enjoyed talking to him about our favourite breweries — an eclectic mix of Harvey's, Beak, Villages and Burning Sky.

One day I told him about desi pubs. "What's a desi pub?" he asked incredulously. A few weeks later he entered the Aroma Lounge in Wembley, on a night when Liverpool lost to Man United — much to the annoyance to the majority of the pub's clientele.

For a while he couldn't speak, totally overawed by the food and the atmosphere, but most of all by being in room full of brown people. It's not that Amir ever felt threatened or even uncomfortable in the pubs in our area;
it just becomes the norm that you're an anomaly and different to others. In the Aroma Lounge Amir was just another face in the large crowd — it was the first time he'd felt like that in this country. Everywhere he's lived
in the UK, from Newcastle to Lewisham, has been tolerant of him, but this new experience was celebratory — strangers greeted him warmly before he said a word. I saw his face as he walked in — a mix of contentment and
bemusement — and on the tube home he couldn't stop enthusing about how he had always craved this type of experience.

"For a while my friend couldn't speak, totally overawed by the food and the atmosphere"Of course, it might have just been the food. There's a strong argument that co-landlord Shiba Tiwari might be the best chef in the country. That's right: not the best desi pub chef, nor the best chef of Indian food, but the best chef full stop. It's a bold claim, I know, but here's my compelling argument (I hope). There's nowhere in this country where you can get such high-quality desi, pub, vegetarian or restaurant food cooked (or overseen, as there's a team of chefs as well as Tiwari) by someone who really wants to push the boundaries of excellence. Just naming the dishes makes me hungry. Mock duck is cooked in a gravy sauce that is delectable, with the soya chunks deep fried so they hold firm and feel truly meaty. Tiwari tells me they're marinated in black pepper,
white pepper, and salt, then deep fried and tossed in sauce with green peppers. It's a cliché, but in this case it becomes a truism, that everyone, especially vegetarians or vegans, will ask "am I eating meat?" They're not
sceptical or complaining — it's simply great food.

This isn't the only exceptional dish on the menu. There are tandoori chops of such delicate spicing that it feels a shame to wash your hands afterwards. I tend to eschew red meat for health reasons, but when you couple these bad boys with the mint sauce it feels like you're holding the best roast dinner and spicy meal in the palm of your hands. And then there's the mixed grill. Usually this is a cholesterol challenge, but the Aroma's is so pleasurable, so expertly cooked that eating it becomes a mindful experience, to be savoured slowly. Normally, I would have been watching the football with everyone else, but this was a sizzling distraction of joy and I became entranced with the food.

"There's a strong argument that co-landlord Shiba Tiwari might be the best chef in the country"Tiwari runs the kitchen so that Zambian-born Dharmesh Vaghela can run the bar. Service is very swift — there are even buzzers you can press to get your drinks if you don't fancy the short schlep to the bar. When they first opened the Aroma Lounge, they didn't really publicise the venture as Tiwari had been working in Indian restaurants for 27 years and they knew his food was so good it wouldn't need any slick marketing. "With a pub," Tiwari says, "you have sport, you have good food, you have nice beer, you have entertainment. It’s everything you want in one place."

But it was a struggle at the start. Wembley — because of the stadium — has some of the toughest parking restrictions in the country, which meant they had to rely on local trade, especially as they weren't advertising the opening. "It took six months," says Vaghela. They gained a loyal following from Facebook groups such as CARBDashian,which may have a ridiculous name but was great resource for me in finding where the best mixed grills were up and down the country. The word of mouth worked. Now 95% of their customers are 'desi' and they have nights liked the one that took Amir's breath away.

Despite being a few miles from Wembley stadium, they do get some footballers drinking in the pub. I'm reliably told that a few Tottenham Hotspur players even come here. The biggest draw for groups isn't football, though, it's Koroga, a style of southern African cooking from Vaghela's homeland. A large BBQ metal plate is placed outside the restaurant and customers can cook their own curries. It’s for large groups only but harks back to the heritage of Punjabi foundry workers in Smethwick cooking their own food outside places such as the Red Bull in the 1970s. It's all part of a unique experience that sets the Aroma Lounge apart. You might think of Wembley only for the football stadium, but when you've visited the Aroma Lounge you'll soon link the area with one of the most diverse dining and drinking experiences Britain has to offer. And if you’re anything like my friend Amir, it could be a very emotional occasion too.

Desi Pubs: A Guide to British-Indian Pubs, Food & Culture by David Jesudason, published by CAMRA Books

Aroma Lounge is open daily.

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Take a stroll along Portobello Road and keep your eyes peeled...

Millions of people flock to Portobello Road each year, drawn by movie connections, antiques, August Carnival, and the all-year pockets of bohemian culture. But here are a near-dozen of the more peculiar things to look out for along this characterful west London street.

Use our map as a guide, and look out for the following 11 oddities.

  1. Made You LookThis Scrabble-based curiosity has welcomed visitors to Portobello Road since 2007. The playful message is often credited to Banksy, but hard evidence seems difficult to come by. I think not. First, Banksy usually includes his signature on works of this size. And second, there's another clue in the lettering. This is not the British points system for Scrabble tiles. Only Swedish sets score a 7 for a Y and a 2 for an O. Does this hint at the nationality of the mystery street artist?

  2. George Orwell woz erePerhaps the reference to "making you look" is a subtle nod to George Orwell, whose novel 1984 posits an authoritarian state in which "Big Brother is always watching". Orwell lived almost directly opposite the street art (although many decades before it appeared), as indicated by this non-official blue plaque. (See our map of Orwell sites for more.)

Orwell lodged in an unheated attic room at number 22 over the winter before moving to Paris. It was so cold that, famously, the young writer had to warm his hands over a candle before lifting his pen. It was from these unenviable digs that he set out to mingle with the down-and-out of London.

  1. Mr Gruber's antique shopIt's officially called Alice's Antiques, but anyone who's seen the exceptional Paddington movies will know it as Mr Gruber's Antiques. It's here that the kind-hearted bear discovers the pop-up book he wants to buy for his Aunt Lucy's 100th birthday. The shop, stuffed with sundry treasures, is popular in its own right, though you can almost always spot a Paddington or two in the windows.

  2. The Gold EyesPortuguese artist Vhils caused quite a stir in 2019, when he chiselled out this pair of eyes along Portobello Road. Apparently, a striking facade of large-scale street art simply didn't fit in with the character of the local area... which is known for its striking facades and large-scale street art. Odd. Plus, it totally fits in with the Orwellian Made You Look themes we've already seen.

The mesmeric mural adorns the front of Gold, a celeb-endorsed restaurant that's replaced the old Portobello Gold pub.

  1. First antique shopA little further along we find this small plaque on number 15. June Aylward might not be a household name, but she's arguably the person who put Portobello Road on the map as a commercial destination. A fresh food market had thrived on Portobello Road since Victorian times, but it was only with the coming of the antiques shops and stalls (from about 1950) that the place hit a wider awareness.

The road became so famous for antiques that people began to believe it was always thus. The 1971 film Bedknobs and Broomsticks features a big song and dance along a mock-up of the road in which we're told its the "street where the riches of ages are stowed". All well and good, but the film was set during the second world war, before the antiques dealers had settled in. Still, Bruce Forsyth makes an unlikely cameo, so all good.

A little further along the road is a plaque to Susan Garth, who turned these small beginnings into the proper, full-on antiques market that still functions today.

  1. Electric CinemaNot so much an oddity, as one of the street's most important buildings, which we simply can't leave out. The Electric is one of Britain's oldest cinemas, having opened its doors as far back as 1910. It was also one of the first buildings in the area to be hooked up to electricity, hence its name. Lunch or dinner at the neighbouring Electric Diner followed by a film in the cinema remains a classic London date option.

  2. The Blue DoorIt's the big fat one in the middleThe navy-blue door on Westbourne Park Road has to be one of the most-photographed portals in London. We had to jostle with four other people to get the shot above — and that was mid-morning on a weekday. Come at the weekend, and you'll find crowds. The Blue Door is, of course, famous as the home of Hugh Grant's character in the film Notting Hill. The movie retains a huge international following, and many foreign guidebooks include the door among their 'things to do' listings. So who are we to leave it out?

  3. Notting Hill Carnival plaquesJust before the Westway, the pedestrianised Tavistock Road carries two easily missed plaques to a pair of Carnival legends. Claudia Jones and Rhaune Laslett-O'Brien. Jones paved the way by organising the first Caribbean carnival in London, which took place in St Pancras in 1959. Laslett-O'Brien later picked up the baton, organising a series of multicultural festivals in the 1960s that evolved into the Notting Hill Carnival.

  4. Spanish Civil War mosaicIf you're walking north along Portobello Road, it's very easy to miss this tucked-away mosaic beneath the Westway, hidden as it is behind a series of columns. The mural shows scenes from the Spanish Civil War of 1936-39, and commemorates Kensington residents who joined the International Brigade to fight in the war, as well as refugees who fled here.

  5. Portobello BanksyUnlike the "Made You Look" Scrabble art, this mural towards the northern end of Portobello Road is a verifiable Banksy. The 2008 stencil was covered over for a decade, but now forms the centrepiece of a redevelopment project. The host building has several other celebrity connections. Fashion designer Ozwald Boateng had his first showroom here. On a more sinister hand, serial killer John Christie bought incapacitating medicines from the building (a former chemist).

  6. Portobello WallThe Portobello Wall is a 100 metre stretch of bricks and mortar, which leads to the junction with Golborne Road. Back in 2009, Kensington and Chelsea borough council decided to liven things up a bit by commissioning an annual art or photography display to run the length of the wall. It hasn't been updated for a few years, and taggers have ruined quite a few of the panels on the eastern side of the road. But the stretch to the west still clings on to a long collection of illustrations showing people from the local area.

Portobello Road carries on for a few hundred metres beyond the wall, though we were unable to find any further oddities in this stretch.

All images by Matt Brown

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Laurie Belgrave, founder of LGBTQ+ club The Chateau, writes about losing the club, the freedom of having no bricks and mortar venue anymore — and how more of London's queer clubs are now operating this way.

"It's hard to sum up a space filled with so much passion, community and drama."I found an empty basement bar underneath a hotel in Camberwell and the rest is history. What started as a temporary pop up, with the intention of just throwing a few parties, became a significant community space that existed for nearly two years.

The Chateau was created in summer 2018, in an empty religious themed cocktail bar in Camberwell, to address the severe lack of queer spaces for the community in southeast London. I was seeing so many queer people on the streets, but with no hubs to gather in the area. Travelling late at night across London is not always safe for our queer & trans siblings, so having access to spaces like ours in your local area is really important. There were many figures flying around at the time; I wanted to do something to try and change the narrative.

Tony is a character who I always think of, who for me epitomises The Chateau. One day I was standing outside the bar, as I did a lot, watching the hum of Camberwell Church Street. Tony walked past, an older queer man with a thick cockney accent, saw our flag and started asking questions. He was a south Londoner through and through, and had lived in Camberwell for 30 years, but didn't make it out so much after his partner died some years before (they'd met in the Royal Vauxhall Tavern in the early 90s). He didn't feel there were spaces for him anymore.

After a few vodka lemonades he told us he wanted to come back the following night in a dress that he'd made. Turns out Tony was a curtain maker by trade, who made incredible outfits for himself, only these days he never wore them out. I thought he was chatting rubbish but sure enough the next night Tony turned up in a full rainbow sequinned gown, in a cab (he only lived five minutes' walk away). He partied the night away and we got him onstage for a cheer from the audience. It was a special night, that I know was important for Tony in proving that there are queer spaces for him, and spaces that welcome intergenerational connections, that also for me have become so important and nourishing.

The author outside the former Chateau club in Camberwell. Image: Tim BoddyThe Chateau existed in the basement of a hotel, with a ridiculously low ceiling (terrible for heels!) and no soundproofing. It was beautiful chaos. I used to spend most of my weekends placating the hotel guests in reception who would complain every night about the music playing underneath their rooms until three in the morning. Apparently it was a buzzkill for the romantic getaways to have a Madonna medley booming up through the floor. It's these juxtapositions that made The Chateau so special. We really shouldn't have existed where we did for so long, and every month I was surprised that we were still open. Somehow we found a gap in the structure of this city, to create something that was needed and valued. The Chateau burned brightly and fast, and in a way it's fitting that our original space’s closure came just as quickly as we had opened.

When the pandemic arrived, and we closed suddenly like so many spaces, we didn't have the structures in place to survive. We literally walked out one night on 14 March 2020 and never went back. Overnight The Chateau as we had known it, was over.

It's true that there has been a decline in permanent LGBTQ+ venues in London. This is for a myriad of reasons; rising rent in London, changes in behavioural habits around going out, and the pandemic has really not helped either. But as I see it, the picture is much more nuanced. There is no lack of creativity, innovation and passion within the queer nightlife community, and in many ways the scene thrives — just in a way that can't necessarily be measured by metrics around permanent queer venues. I think this has caused a change in the nature of queer space, and forced our community to be more creative.

There are many non queer venues who prioritise the community in their programming and find a home for groundbreaking nights. Venues like Matchstick Piehouse, Venue MOT, FOLD, Colour Factory, Avalon Cafe. Nights like Big Dyke Energy, Switch Rising, WET, Testo Hunkie, Riposte, HOWL. None of these events happen in queer specific venues, but that doesn't stop them creating the spaces our community needs. Operating bricks and mortar space is extremely hard for radical culture, and a lack of governmental support, along with the curbing of licences by local councils have also played huge roles. But there is positivity, and I see incredible queer people doing monumental things, week in week out.

It's so so exciting to be reopening The Chateau for one night at Christine & The Queens' Meltdown, to bring back some of the special energy of the basement. SE_XCELLENCE is The Chateau and our friends putting our flag in the ground and saying that queer South london is important, radical, transformational. We've pulled together the most incredible line-up of legends for this special one off party, from collectives Qwe're, Let's Have A Kiki and UOKHUN — to groundbreaking trans Latinx visual artist Sweatmother, to our special guest Tom Rasmussen, host Cyro, Go-gos Spice Boys, and Lagoon Femshayma.

Running a venue was a beautiful thing. But it was also an uphill battle. The fluid model we now inhabit allows more flexibility, and the potential to serve the community in new ways, like through our studio space in SET Woolwich, and the creation of nurturing partnerships, like the one we have with the Qwe're crew, who we've been supporting since their inception.

We are especially supporting our trans community against the vile vitriol that currently faces them every day, in a hostile climate created by a completely inept government. It's unacceptable. Queerness is radical and The Chateau stands in support of our trans and non-binary community today and every day. We see you and we love you.

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Got someone visiting who doesn't know London? Where do you suggest to meet?

That's a question we recently asked on Twitter and Facebook. As we've already seen, the clock in Waterloo station is particularly famous as a rendezvous point, especially among those on romantic assignations (think Del Boy and Raquel). But where else do people like to meet?

We also asked if people remember any popular meeting spots that have since vanished. TopShop on Oxford Circus, the defunct Häagen-Dazs cafe in Leicester Square, Tower Records in Piccadilly Circus, and Virgin Records on Oxford Street were the top answers. We recall using all of them in the Noughties.

Anyhow, here are some of the best suggestions for common meeting points, past and present.

Meeting people at stations"I used to use the Henry Moore sculpture outside King's Cross station. But it got removed 😞" - Erika C

"Opposite Platform 9 3/4 at Kings Cross. Our train to Potters Bar was always platform 9." - Chelsea W

"The bird cage at Kings Cross." - Fyeza S and Leah D

"By John Betjeman statue at St Pancras." - Diana W and Iain G

"The statute of a couple at St. Pancras Station." - Claire S

"The Kindertransport sculpture at Liverpool St. Station." - David L

"WHSmith at Victoria." - Frances R

"Lush at Victoria as we all come in from different areas of Sussex but deposited near Lush." - Sandie M

London Bridge station has a dedicated "Meet by the heart" place to meet. The Little Londonist isn't always there, though."South exit of Embankment tube (to get to South Bank over bridge)" - Jason S

"On remembrance Sunday it's the second entrance to st James park station to meet up with the veterans and old muckers." - Iain G

Meeting near prominent statuesCharles "the creepy" II, in Soho Square"Beneath the Charles II statue in Soho Square." - Helen B

"Shakespeare's statue in Leicester Square." - Fiona H

"By 'the bloke in the chair' at Bank if I was meeting a mate for a pint round that way." - Stabilo (the bloke in the chair is George Peabody, round the back of the Royal Exchange)

"By Oscar Wilde." - Philip L (a bench-sculpture near St Martin's)

"My dipstick middle sister once made me meet her at the Oscar Wilde statue opposite Charing X - I reckon half of Kent had peed on it before catching the last train the night before. Still makes my eyes smart thinking about it." - Tanis S

"The Sherlock Statue at Baker Street." - Fiona H

"Eros, if I am meeting people visiting London as tourists." - Nick B and several others

"Anything on the Southbank, we use the Nelson Mandela statue on the side of Royal Festival Hall." - Miri L and Alison S

"Under the Catford Cat!" - Eva A

"By the sad lion statue in the British Museum Great Court." - Lucya S

"The Lion Statue at the end of Westminster Bridge." - Thomas L

Meeting at food and drink placesThe Blue Posts... a potentially confusing place to meet."I used the coffee shop at Waterstones Piccadilly for a while." - London Historians

"Always a book shop. If we're meeting in Soho I'll see you in the front bit of Foyles Charing Cross." - Tom E and Chuang S

"Upstairs at the Chandos." - Heather D

"At the wrong Blue Posts." - Tom M (there are five centrally, and many a meetup has been delayed thanks to one party getting things mixed-up).

"Punch and Judy Covent Garden, mainly because my colleagues and I were specifically told not to go there under any circumstances in the 90s." - Richard S and Lucy L

"Betjemans Arms, St Pancras. In the outside seating area platform side." - Alex B

"‘Beaker Vision’ AKA front window corner seat upstairs by door at Bradleys Spanish Bar." - Garry H

"The bar at Royal Festival Hall." - Elaine J

Lost places to meet, from days gone by"The Häagen-Dazs cafe in Leicester Square in the late 90s... though I have absolutely no idea why. Never went in." - Matt Brown, author of this article, and several others

"Under Freddie Mercury at Tottenham Court Road was definitely one for a while." - Helen C, Gee, and Celia Coram. (The suggestion got numerous likes, indicating that it's a kind of magic meeting spot.)

"The Wimpy Bar opposite Centre Point in the 1970s." - Graham B

"The Rendezvous Cafe, Leicester Square. Long gone." - Malcolm H

"Sock Shop in Charing Cross station." - Natascha R

"Outside the old Tower Records in Piccadilly." - Christopher C and several others

"Burger king @ Piccadilly Circus London is no more." - Murtajiz J

"Outside the Virgin Megastore in Oxford Street." - Jason S and several others

"Used to be outside Topshop at Oxford Circus." - Thalia W and several others

And the rest"By The left hand lion facing Whitehall in Trafalger Square (we used to call it Leo facing Portsmouth)." - Richard A

"The 4th Plinth in Trafalgar Square." - Fiona H

"The statue of the goat near Spitalfields market is a good spot." - Estelle H

"Steps of St Paul's was my place to go." - Peter G

"By the clocks at Canary Wharf in front of the Jubilee line main entrance." - Richard B

"The shoe shop at Oxford Circus." - Purpleclaire

"Under the clock at Selfridges." - Jill D and Joy D

"Under the clock at the old Swiss Centre used to be a favourite..." - Scott H

"Hyde Park Corner although me and my provincial friends went to Speakers Corner." - Bertrum M

"The flower stand at Liberty." - Kate

"Cleopatra’s Needle is the ideal meeting point for school groups that I take to London." - Iris B

"Top of Argyle Street, by the kiosk." - Carin W

"It used to be outside the Hippodrome on Leicester Square. That spot was packed on a Saturday night with people waiting for friends to turn up." - Gareth T and several others

"Have often used The Golden Hinde (and the Caffè Nero next door) as a meeting point." - Ethan O

"Matalan, Oxford street." - Kobe A

"The ship in Hays Galleria." - Heather O

"Perfume section of Liberty." - Jayaram V

"Granary Sq. Or Golden Sq. Both great for BYO drinks in the sun pre gig or pre show." - Richard B

"The pointy sculpture at London Bridge, opp Barrowboy and Banker." - Jules T and Ryan G

"Middle of the Millennium Bridge." - Monica P

"St Martin in the fields. Outside the lift to the cafe." - Christine T

"By the site of Tyburn Tree." - Nicholas B (The Tyburn Tree was London's main gallows, near what is now Marble Arch. A rather grim meetup spot.)

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Hever Castle in Kent hosts a Home Front Weekend. Photo: LondonistExciting things to do close to the capital in June 2023, all easily accessible in a day trip.

1. LAVENDER FARMS: The lavender may not be in full bloom until the end of the month, but these popping purple farms and fields near London open to the public in June. Absorb the aromas, snap some photos and stock up on bunches of lavender and farm shop goodies. (Hertfordshire/Hampshire/Kent)

2. ESSEX BOOK FESTIVAL: A staggering 100+ events make up the Essex Book Festival, which takes place at venues across the county throughout June. Participants this year include Londonist contributor Sandra Lawrence discussing her memoir Miss Willmott's Ghosts. 1 June-1 July 2023 (Essex)

3. SEA LANES BRIGHTON: Feels like we've been waiting YEARS for this one, but Sea Lanes Brighton finally opens this month. The new National Open Water Swimming Centre consists of a 50m, six-lane heated outdoor pool on Brighton Beach, along with a new complex of retail units. There are also showers and lockers available to sea swimmers. From 2 June (East Sussex)

4. HOMECOMING ART: We're massive fans of the colourful, photorealistic art of Sarah Graham, who specialises in depicting sweets and other food such as doughnuts, along with toys in colourful paintings. So we're thrilled that she's holding her first ever solo show at Arkley Fine Art in Hitchin, her home town. 3 June (Hertfordshire)

5. STEAM SHOW: The Hertfordshire Steam Engine Preservation Society hosts the St Albans Steam & Country Show, which showcases the history of steam power in the agriculture and haulage industries. See old steam engines and vintage vehicles on display and in action, among a funfair, stalls, food and drink traders and a bar. 3-4 June (Hertfordshire)

6. MIDSUMMER FAIR: Around 200 stalls selling home and garden products, fashion, gifts, food and drink come to the quaint Hole Park Gardens for the Wealden Times Midsummer Fair. Among the marquees, live music performances take place, and your ticket includes access to the rest of the gardens too — we recommend the cakes in the Coach House Tea Rooms on site. *8-10 June (Kent)*

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7. BRIGHTON COMIC CON: A couple of weeks after wizards, orcs and Alice in Wonderland made us double-take at Waterloo station on the morning of London Comic Con, it's time for East Sussex to dig out its costume for Brighton Comic Con and Gaming Festival. Taking place at the AMEX Arena on the outskirts of the city, it features a cosplay zone, anime and Pokemon photo ops, Batman, dinosaur and Ghostbuster displays, and loads more. 10 June (East Sussex)

8. ZEN TAKEOVER: National Trust property Claremont Landscape Garden hosts a day of mindfulness and zen, with yoga, massage, meditation, and sessions led by instructors and therapists running throughout the day. 10 June (Surrey)

9. READING BRICK SHOW: Apparently one of the largest Lego shows in the UK, the Reading Brick Show has dozens of models, building tables and Robot battles to keep fans of the trusty plastic brick happy. 10-11 June (Berkshire)

10. FLOATING MARKET: Just beyond London but still on the tube map, Watford's Cassiobury Park hosts a floating market, where Roving Traders based on the canal have an opportunity to sell their crafts to the public. 10-11 June (Hertfordshire)

11. VINTAGE FAIR: Kent's Chiddingstone Castle — worth a visit in its own right — hosts a Summer Vintage Fair, bringing together dozens of stalls hawking vintage fashion, furniture, textiles, jewellery, homewares and more. There's also live entertainment including music and dancing, and refreshment stalls too. Don't forget to visit the neighbouring historic Chiddingstone Village while you're there. 11 June (Kent)

Chiddingstone Castle hosts a Summer Vintage Fair. Photo: Londonist12. SPECIALIST PLANTS: If you visit RHS Garden Wisley over the middle weekend of June, there's an added bonus in the form of the Plant Society Show. Speak to experts in roses, sweet peas, delphiniums and other plants to get tips on growing. You can buy top-quality plants and seeds too. 17-18 June (Surrey)

13. HOME FRONT: Kent's Hever Castle is best-known for its Tudor links, but it's the 1940s that's being recreated here this month. The Home Front weekend involves swing dancing in a tea dance tent, and displays of US military vehicles and a life-sized model Spitfire. Spiffing. *24-25 June (Kent)*

14. DOG SHOW: If you're always pointing out good doggos in the street, get to Windsor where more than 10,000 of the very best pooches gather for the Windsor Championship Dog Show. Think Crufts, but without Clare Balding. See 200 breeds competing to be crowned champion in various classes, browse dog themed stalls, and get advice on caring for your own dog. 29 June-2 July (Berkshire)

15. PYO FLOWERS: If you love fresh flowers brightening up your home, why not pick your own: Blooming Green near Maidstone is a flower farm that lets the public in once a week to pluck blooms from the field, at a price of £25 per container. We visited in June 2018. **From late June until October (Kent)****

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Billions of people have seen it in the famous video. But where in London is the Rickroll bridge?

Do a search for "Where was the video to Never Gonna Give You Up filmed?", and Google's gonna let you down, tell a lie and hurt you.

The commonest result is "the London Borough of Harrow". That's not only vague, it's also untrue.

The actual location is on Freston Road, within the London Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. Here, beneath the Hammersmith and City viaduct, Mr Rick Astley filmed this career-defining video.

The hallowed arches are easy enough to find. Just turn left out of Latimer Road tube, then it's a 2 minute walk along Lockton Street, following the viaduct.

The viaduct from Freston RoadIt was here, beneath an anonymous west London rail bridge, that Astley first stepped into the violaceous limelight. His debut single topped the charts of 25 countries and was the best-selling single of the year. It was helped along by a paradoxical video: the singer does nothing remarkable, yet he does it remarkably. Rick clearly has rhythm, but also verges on the awkward. He shuffles along in a quantum supposition of cool and naff, cloaked in Schrodinger's Mac.

Likewise, the song itself is catchy — the ultimate Stock Aitken Waterman ear-worm. And yet it is as emotionally stirring as the Runcorn phone directory. As Family Guy put it in their Back to the Future parody: "You know that mediocre, generic sound you've been looking for?..."

The arches today.For all its blandness, the song lives on in collective consciousness, more than a third of century after it topped so many charts. That's partly thanks, of course, to the Noughties' phenomenon of 'Rickrolling', arguably the greatest internet meme of all time. Rickrolling is the practice of linking up the video to Never Gonna Give You Up when the reader is expecting something completely different. Like that time we accidentally hyperlinked MyLondon in a list of credible news sources.

We paid a visit to the viaduct, handily labelled as "Rickroll Bridge" on Google Maps. There is no marker in the physical world to the site's enormous importance to human culture. Not a plaque, not a statue, not even a bit of graffiti. It's a kind of inverse Rickroll — you visit the arches expecting to learn something more about the man and his talent, and instead you find a Ford C-Max and an angry lady shouting into a phone.

Wait... someone's scrawled "Demos" on the wall. A reference to Rick's musical demos...?The official video has (as of May 2023) been watched 1.3 billion times. That's the equivalent of one in six people on the planet. The tally must be much, much higher when you consider that this version was uploaded in 2010, replacing the video from peak Rickrolling days.

One question remains. Why do so many websites (including Wikipedia) place the video in "the London Borough of Harrow". The answer is but a few paces north of the bridge, further along Freston Road.

This former church building is the Harrow Club, one of six youth clubs spread throughout west London with origins in Harrow School. Note the tracery in that huge window, and then compare to this still from Never Gonna Give You Up.

Yup, it's the same place. Rick continued to paint the town beige well into the daylight hours, moving his gentle boogie indoors to what is now the Harrow Club. This is surely the source of the online confusion, with people assuming the Harrow Club must be in Harrow itself. It's a case of mistaken identity; a geographic Rickroll.

All images by the author, except for the ones we've half-inched from Google Maps and YouTube.

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Choo choo! New steam train trips from Victoria station have been announced for Summer 2023.

Sunset Steam Express tours are 3.5-hour round trips from Victoria out into the Surrey Hills. On leaving London, the special services pass Guildford before enjoying the magnificent scenery of the Surrey Hills — designated an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty — before descending the Vale of Holmesdale, and travelling through the towns of Dorking and Reigate, and back to London Victoria.

The carriages — all wood-panelled exteriors, making for a nostalgic experience — are hauled by steam engines (either a Mayflower 61306 or 70000 Britannia, for those in the know about these things).

You can choose from three classes of travel:

  • Pullman Style Dining: Think armchair seating, crisp linen and fine crockery. A glass of champagne on arrival, and a three-course seasonal menu is served at your table during the trip. From £155 per person;
  • First Class: The same carriages and seating as the above, but with a glass of sparkling wine, and a savoury snack box to enjoy as the countryside whizzes past your window. From £119 per person;
  • Premium Standard: Tables of four, with complimentary tea and coffee available, and refreshments available to buy at the buffet bar — or bring an on board picnic. From £69 per person.

The Sunset Steam Express runs Tuesday evenings, 22 June-29 August 2023. It departs Victoria station at 6.15pm and returns at 9.45pm.

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Image: Matt BrownFancy riding on a tube train from the 1930s? Book now.

London Underground recently marked 160 years since the opening of the first section of Underground line — from Paddington to Farringdon. As part of the celebrations, tube fans can take a ride on a 1938-stock train.

The special tours operate on the weekend of 10-11 June 2023. You'll be able to board the art-deco-style carriages at Acton Town and ride the Piccadilly line down to Heathrow and back.

Image: TfLThe event is for anyone, but families are particularly welcome. For the one-and-a-quarter-hour journey, you'll be joined by actors portraying passengers from the early decades of the Underground. Children can also enjoy craft activities, including a session making Oyster card holders.

TfL provided a description of the train: "The 1938 stock was the first kind of Tube train to have all of the electrical equipment underneath the floor, combining the latest technology of the time with quintessential late 1930s style. These trains served London, on several deep-level Tube lines, for half a century. The beautifully restored electrified trains are made up of four cars complete with green and red moquette seating, grab handles and distinctive Art Deco light fittings".

Tickets, available from London Transport Museum's site, are £28.50 for adults, £15 for kids with under 3s free and concessions available.

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Queen Bey is back in London this week. Image: J.ébey via creative commonsA multimedia exhibition and shop celebrating Beyoncé and her Renaissance tour has opened in London.

Queen Bey and her Beyhive have taken over Tottenham this week for the London dates on her world tour — but if you didn't manage to get tickets, head to Oxford Street instead, where the basement of clothing store Flannels X has been transformed into a celebration of all things Beyoncé.

Merch from the tour is being sold beyond the stadiums for the first time, meaning you can get your hands on 19 different Renaissance pieces, even if you weren't at the shows, including jackets, hoodies and shorts. Two of the items — a ‘London Has A Problem’ t-shirt to commemorate the singer's London tour dates, and a ‘Cuff It’ tee in homage to the Grammy award-winning single — are exclusive to this store. Plus, there's a 50-page Renaissance World Tour art book, which fans will no doubt snap up.

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Got deeper pockets? A three-piece, limited-edition RENAISSANCE: Beyoncé with Balmain collection is available to buy. The tote bag'll set you back £160, with the t-shirt priced at £200, and the hoodie a leisurely £360. Cool, cool. If you're not willing to part with that sort of cash, you can ogle 12 pieces from the RENAISSANCE COUTURE by Beyoncé x Balmain collection which was released earlier this year, and learn more about their creation in a special exhibition.

Plus, you can step inside a 360-degree, floor-to-ceiling digital showcase of the RENAISSANCE era — which looks like it translates as Beyoncé's face, larger-than-life, projected on the walls surrounding you.

The Renaissance Flagship is at Flannels X, 161-167 Oxford Street, until Monday 5 June 2023.

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Action movie character will join many other Hollywood A-listers.

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Migration, the climate crisis and divas aplenty.

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Festivals, new stage shows and a huge new V&A exhibition.

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Parade, parties and a side helping of LGBTQ+ goodness — here's your ultimate guide to Pride in London 2023.

1.5 million people took part in 2022's Pride in London. Image: iStock/ serefozdemirWhat is Pride in London?Pride in London itself is a non-profit organisation that promotes and supports the capital's LGBTQ+ communities. Each summer, it hosts the Pride in London event — a mammoth celebration, and vital platform for who those who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, questioning, intersex, non-binary, asexual, polysexual, genderqueer or gender variant. Cue huge parties, fantastically fun events, and a parade to end all parades (except for the one that happens the year after). Allies, of course, are welcome to join in too.

When is Pride in London 2023?The big parade — which in 2022, attracted crowds of 1.5 million — takes place on Saturday 1 July.

What's the Pride in London parade route?Some 30,000 participants and 300 floats will set off from Hyde Park Corner at 12pm on Saturday 1 July 2023, dancing and singing their way down Park Lane, along Piccadilly, down Haymarket, into Trafalgar Square and finishing up in Whitehall. The route is studded with toilets, first aid stations and the like — and there are stages with live drag/cabaret/musical etc performances in Golden Square, Trafalgar Square, Leicester Square and Dean Street in Soho — plus a family area in St Giles-in-the-Field.

Lots of LGBTQ+ bars will be open during the day, particularly in Soho, so you needn't worrying about empty glasses.

How long does the Pride parade last?Image: iStock/coldsnowstormAbout six hours — from 12pm-6pm — although the partying rumbles on waaaay after that, should you be in the market for a proper wingding.

Do you need tickets for Pride in London?Nope, just show up. Although, if you want to watch from the covered grandstand on Haymarket, a seat will set you back £50.

What's the history behind Pride in London?Pride in London is now over half a century old.The origins of Pride in London can be traced back to the first official Gay Pride march of 1 July 1972. (Although there were actually earlier marches in Highbury Fields in 1970.) Inspired by the events of Stonewall in New York City three years earlier, the parade saw 2,000 participants armed with banners, tambourines, balloons and whistles descend on Trafalgar Square, then march to Hyde Park for a picnic. Here's a copy of the original programme.

Today's route traces that of the inaugural march (though it begins in Hyde Park now, rather than culminating there).

What's the Pride in London 2023 theme?'Never March Alone' is this year's theme — and it's focused on supporting the trans community, who have faced a disturbing amount of negative press lately. In fact, a study by Pride in London and Involve showed that that 74% of people in the UK believe depictions of trans people in the media are either negative or highly negative.

Closer to the time, you'll see photo and video portraits of members of the trans and non-binary community, popping up on social and around town, to get the message across.

What other events are happening around Pride in 2023?London's gearing up for Pride. Image: iStock/NayomieeLoads! Including:

  • The final of Pride's Got Talent, at the Adelphi Theatre (27 June)
  • A massive Big Queer Disco Pride afterparty at Clapham Grand (1 July)
  • Three rooms of tech, disco and world music — plus moustachioed go-gos — at Homostash Pride Rave (1 July)
  • You can also celebrate Pride by going to see a show at London's brand new queer comedy club, or an exhibition at the (relatively new) Queer Britain museum.

Are there other big Pride/LGBTQ+ events in London throughout the year?Image: HRPHell yes. Others include:

  • LGBT+ History Month (February)
  • London Trans+ Pride (July)
  • Croydon Pride (July)
  • UK Black Pride (August)
  • Bi Pride UK (September)

London also happens to have one of the buzziest LGBTQ+ scenes in the world — so you can get your fill of everything from bookclubs to bars on a daily basis.

Lead me to more LGBTQ+ content!Your wish is our command. We've got an ever-swelling coffers of top LGBTQ articles on Londonist. Check out these for starters:

LGBTQ+ things to do

  • LGBTQ+ Things To Do In London — Where To Be Queer In The Capital
  • 10 Of The Best LGBTQ+ Bars And Pubs In London
  • 10 Great LGBTQ+ Books Set In London
  • Common Press: The LGBTQ+ Bookshop That's So Much More

LGBTQ+ features

  • "Learning London's LGBTQ+ History Empowered Me To Walk The City's Streets"
  • London's Queer, Sex-Positive Spaces: How They Lift Us Up, And Let Us Down
  • "I Quit Football Because Of Homophobia - Then I Discovered The London Titans"
  • Why I Started A London Trans Choir
  • "I Created A London Club Night For Queer People Of Colour"
  • An Ode To The Royal Vauxhall Tavern

LGBTQ+ history

  • Heaven, The Gay Ultradisco - And The Story Of Terry Higgins
  • A History Of Soho's LGBTQ+ Bars
  • 'Sodomite’s Walk' And Other Secrets Of 18th Century Queer London

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Two and a half hours of exhilarating exercise on the water... followed (hopefully) by dim sum. Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/Londonist"Show me another sport where you can make 20 new friends the day you sign up."

Cheryl’s enthusiasm is infectious and her statement is testified by teammate Kit, who informs me that dragon boat racing is the second most participated team sport in the world, behind American football. "There's 20 of you in a boat, a drummer at the front and a helm at the back making 22 on a team," he says, "and we usually have a couple of teams training at once so it's a great way to improve your social life."

Cheryl: "Show me another sport where you can make 20 new friends the day you sign up." Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistIt's a Saturday morning at the Royal Docks Adventure Centre, home of the Windy Pandas dragon boat racing community. Cheryl's a former team captain while Kit, who gives me my 'newbie safety briefing', is the chairman and coach of this group of sporting enthusiasts who've been paddling in the waters of the East End for the last 16 years.

Every weekend, hundreds of dragon boaters from teams across the capital and beyond, gather to get their fix of fitness and friendship. They train for fun and for races which can see them travelling across the UK — and around the world — to compete in championships. No prior experience or fitness requirement is necessary. Anyone can be a dragon boat racer, I'm told. So here I am, ready to explore unchartered waters.

Anyone can take part - and if your fitness isn't up to scratch, it soon will be. Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistAs I'm handed a life jacket and paddle, I watch in amazement as all around me chirpy, chatty folk gather around. Am I still in London? It feels so warm and welcoming — and yet these positive vibes radiate throughout my free trial session, which is available to anyone that fancies dipping their toe into this watersport.

Carmen: "I didn’t know anyone when I joined but everyone made me feel really welcome and now I love coming every week to see them." Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistIt's the same atmosphere that keeps paddlers coming back for more, as member Carmen tells me: "I came across the sport online. I knew about dragon boat racing because I'm from Hong Kong but I didn't know you could do it in London.

"I didn’t know anyone when I joined but everyone made me feel really welcome and now I love coming every week to see them."

Dragon boat racing originated in China 2,500 years ago but didn't make it to the UK until relatively recently. The first official race in the capital was held on the Thames at the Hong Kong in London Chinese Festival in 1980, and the sport wasn't officially recognised until 1992. Today, there are three places in London where you can test the waters: Kingston, the Isle of Dogs and here at the Royal Docks.

Kit: "Don’t be put off that dragon boating is on water if you don't know how to swim". Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistSwimming optionalKit takes me through the basic manoeuvres; paddling is not the same as rowing. I learn how to 'set up' the boat, stop it, and how to board in a way that doesn't capsize the whole thing. If you know what's you're doing, the chances of that happening are slim, making dragon boating a sport that non-swimmers can do too.

"Don’t be put off that dragon boating is on water if you don't know how to swim," says Kit, "You've got a whole team there to support you. And in the eight years I've been doing this the boat has never capsized. The boat will never sink as it has two large air pockets so if it did capsize, you just hold onto it like a giant float."

Will: "I live in north London now, an hour's cycle ride but that doesn't stop me, there's nothing else like it!" Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistHaving access to such an inclusive watersport in London is what makes dragon boating so appealing to many of the Windy Pandas, as member Will tells me: "Being on the boat there's a sense of freedom which is great for physical and mental health. When I first joined I was living in Newbury. My friends kept encouraging me to come down and I started feeling left out so I commuted from West Berkshire to join them.

"I caught the bug and have been coming ever since — that was seven years. I live in north London now, an hour's cycle ride but that doesn't stop me, there's nothing else like it!"

Robert: "Most Londoners don't have a clue that this sport exists but it could change their lives." Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistTeam captain Robert is keen that more Londoners give dragon boating a go: "Most Londoners don't have a clue that this sport exists but it could change their lives. We're an inclusive community that love sport and socialising. We do other activities too. This morning a group of us met before the session and did the local 5k park run in Beckton, some of us also play football and badminton, but when it comes to dragon boating we're all in it together and that tight-knit friendship is our foremost strength."

The Windy Pandas meet every Saturday morning and Wednesday evening and there's no requirement for how frequently members have to attend — it's pay- per-session and they take place whatever the weather all year round. Unless, ironically, it's too windy.

Sizing it up"No two people are the same size, whether you're tall or short, light or heavy, you all have your part to play on the team." Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/Londonist"No two people are the same size, whether you're tall or short, light or heavy, you all have your part to play on the team", says Kit. All paddlers have to disclose their weight before joining to help the captain decide where to seat them on the boat. At the very front are two pacers, responsible for setting the pace. Weightier team members sit in the middle and are tasked with being the strong 'engine' of the boat while at the back, lighter members are the 'propellers' giving the speed.

And if you don't give your correct weight? The captain can usually tell, as Kit reveals: "I get that 'sinking feeling' if someone's lied! It doesn't matter if you're five kilos off but if everyone was there'd be a problem."

"In summer when the sun's out it's really refreshing feeling the water on your arms and the breeze on your face." Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistI’m sat at the back for my first ever dragon boating experience, which means the helm who leads the orders can give me one-to-one advice as I learn the ropes. Being out on the docks feels immediately special. The waterways here are shared with numerous rowing clubs; further down the docks are windsailing, paddleboarding, wakeboarding and swimming, while directly opposite the boating course is the runway of London City Airport.

When Will said there's nothing like it, he meant it. He tells me: "The views here are amazing. In summer when the sun's out it's really refreshing feeling the water on your arms and the breeze on your face but then when we go out on a cold, wet day we might even see a rainbow, so either way it's picturesque."

Jade, Julie, Cecile, Ling. Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistThere's a friendly connection between all team members whether they've have been coming for years or are recent recruits. I chat with a group of friends who joined a month ago but sound like pros. Cecile tells me: "I've noticed that if you concentrate on paddling you lose pace and if you focus on technique you're less tired so there's a lot to think about. But we love it. We used to walk around here and see the team out on the water and thought why not give it a try and now we're hooked."

Fighting fitDragon boating is physical work but that's part of the benefit — you're doing exercise while having fun with friends. Seasoned member Nick explains: "I've definitely improved my fitness. Multiple parts of your body get a workout and it's great toning for the arms. You don't need to be fit to join us, we'll soon train you up!"

"You don't need to be fit to join us, we'll soon train you up!" Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistTraining sessions are spent perfecting techniques and prepping for races which the team competes in several times a year. Kit enthuses: "Races are intense, it's an experience you’ll never forget. You could be racing 300 other people at the same time, fighting to win. Your adrenaline goes through the roof but it's really fun!"

Camaraderie comes with the territory and on race days even their outfits play a role in boosting team spirit as Robert reveals: "Dragon boating is family friendly and we love making the kids smile. Plus, when they spot us wearing panda hats we get more cheers from them which always helps.

"But the panda-themed accessories only come out for fun events. We don't wear them for serious races because we paddle so fast the hats have been known to slide down and no one wants to get strangled by a panda hat."

The author preparing to board. Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistKit adds: "We’re one of the most diverse dragon boat teams in the country — the founder Jeremy Cheung was of Chinese heritage so that's always been a part of our identity though anyone is welcome to join. Especially if you like food! Pandas are known for eating and we love going for dim sum together afterwards."

There’s no age limit either, the team is inter-generation with members from their 20s through to their 60s.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Image: Momtaz Begum-Hossain/LondonistTwo and a half hours later, wet, weary and hungry (despite sitting down for the duration, I burnt off brunch a long time ago) there's still the task of lifting the boat out of the water. It's the heaviest object I've ever encountered but in true team spirit, everyone moves it together.

I'm charmed to see that after a post-boating team huddle where Robert and Kit share words of encouragement there's a team chant and hand gesture that ends the session. I've taken to dragon boating like a duck to water and am ready to sign up.

Now, about that dim sum…

Give your social life a blast of fresh air by signing up to a free trial with the Windy Pandas. Email windypandasdb@gmail.com for details, or message them on Facebook.

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by Japan Centre.

All weekendVisit the Shirley Windmill on Sunday. Photo: Matt BrownHALF TERM: For most London schools, half term runs until this weekend. Stuck for things to do with the kids? In need of family days out in the capital? Our guide to May half term in London covers family-friendly events, exhibitions, theatre shows and more, with a helpful guide to the capital's best playgrounds, and plenty of free things to do too.

BLACK CULTURE MARKET: Shop gifts, cards, unique prints, jewellery, male grooming kits, skincare, clothes and more at the Black Culture Market at The Department Store in Brixton, an event which supports emerging entrepreneurs and new businesses of African & Caribbean descent. 3-4 June

PETANQUE CHAMPIONSHIPS: Across two days, watch players from UK club level and international champions going head to head in the Pétanque Championships in Crystal Palace Park. Food and drink stalls and a picnic area are available on site. 3-4 June

ROMEO AND JULIET: Backyard Cinema hosts atmospheric screenings of Baz Luhrmann's 1996 take on Romeo and Juliet at Alexandra Palace — accompanied by a live choir. In previous years, the show's been held at Islington's Union Chapel (and always sells out), and brand new songs have been added this time round. This weekend is your last chance. Until 4 June

SCI-FI LONDON: Film festival Sci-Fi London is well underway, and screenings this weekend include the world premiere of The Great Glitch, about best friends in their mid-20s in Copenhagen who experience a series of unlikely events, and The Eye and The Wall, in which a city is shut off from the rest of the world under the regime of a brutal police force. 31 May-6 June

QUENTIN BLAKE: The London Wetlands Centre in Barnes celebrates the works of illustrator Quentin Blake with a series of events throughout the summer, including an exhibition of 54 Blake's prints, inspired by wetlands and wildlife, on display in the art gallery. Until 10 September (exhibition until 14 July)


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Get a taste of Japan with Ramen Yokocho's £9.99 Retro RamenRamen Yokocho — located within Japan Centre near Leicester Square, and on Heddon Street near Regent Street — is a culinary journey around the regions of Japan, serving up speciality bowls with an array of broths and noodles from different areas. And for a limited time only, you can try them for under a tenner.

On Mondays and Tuesdays (all day), tuck into hearty bowls of Signature Retro Ramen for £9.99. Choose between the Tonkotsu Ramen with 12-hour tonkotsu-based pork broth with hosomen noodles, kikurage mushrooms, BBQ pork belly, spring onion, takana mustard, nitamago egg, nori seaweed and red ginger; the Tokyo Shoyu Ramen with 3-hour soy-based chicken and pork broth with chijire noodles, menma (bamboo shoots), BBQ pork belly, spring onion, naruto fish cake, nitamago egg and nori seaweed; or the Vegan Miso Ramen with 1-hour miso-based vegetable broth with hosomen noodles, ganmo tofu, menma, kikurage mushrooms, broccoli and nori seaweed.

Each dish is £9.99, and you can add on a selection of soul food sides including karaage, buns, gyoza and shio kosho chicken wings to start your week off right. Wash it down with a range of ice-cold Japanese draft beers, Shochu cocktails, or flights of sake. For a real taste of nostalgia, try the melon cream soda, a vibrant green float topped with vanilla ice cream and a maraschino cherry.

Ramen Yokocho at Japan Centre, 35a Panton Street, Leicester Square and 8 Heddon Street. Offer valid all day, Monday and Tuesday. Find out more and book your table.


Saturday 3 JuneCatch comedian Sallyann Fellowes in action on SundayFAMILY FILM CLUB: For family-friendly fun, head to the outdoor cinema screen in Canary Wharf for Family Film Club. It's a free screening of the superb 2016 animated film Sing, about a koala theatre manager who goes to extraordinary lengths to save his theatre. Get there early to bag a good spot — and remember that there's free crazy golf nearby for afterwards. FREE, 10.30am

MIGRATING MILLIMUNGER: Children's author Charlotte Chaplin reads her new book, The Migrating Millimunger, about a creature who lands on Blue Bear Island after being chased from home by a hungry crocodile. For added fun at this interactive storytelling session at Elephant and Castle's SoLo Craft Fair shop, there'll be puppets. FREE, 11am-12pm

CHINGFORD TOUR: Join Footprints of London guide Joanna Moncrieff for a guided walking tour around Chingford. Use old maps to see how the area has evolved throughout the years, as well as what has remained the same, and find the remains of one of Chingford's long lost manor houses. 11am-1pm

HANWELL WALK: Alternatively, head for the opposite end of London for a guided walk around Hanwell, organised by the Victorian Society. Take a wander around the west London suburb passing some 19th century remnants, a 20th century church, and I.K. Brunel's Wharncliffe Viaduct soaring above the trees in Brent Valley, with millions of bricks bringing the Great Western Railway into London on eight huge Egyptian arches. 11.15am-3pm

WITNESSING HISTORY: As part of its Witnessing History: Films by Sergei Loznitsa series, Cine Lumiere in South Ken screens Mr Landsbergis, a documentary about Lithuania's fight for independence between 1988 and 1993, told through the story of music professor Vytautas Landsbergis, who became the first Head of State of Lithuania after it gained independence from the Soviet Union. 1.30pm

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly open day at London's little-known Sewing Machine Museum takes place this afternoon. It's home to more than 600 of the machines, including one which was owned by Queen Victoria's daughter. We visited it ourselves back in 2018. FREE (donations appreciated) 2pm-5pm

Visit the Sewing Machine Museum. Photo: LondonistPLANET ARDBEG: If you're a fan of peated malt whiskies (and detective noir), this Ardbeg Day event is for you: the launch of Heavy Vapours — Ardbeg's first whisky distilled without a purifier — features an array of immersive activities in which you work with an 'investigative journalist' to solve puzzles, and wind up tasting drams. 2pm-7pm

LAUREL AND HARDY: The quarterly meeting of the Laurel and Hardy Society takes place at Kennington's Cinema Museum, with non-members welcome to attend. A series of short films starring the duo will be screened, including Angora Love (1929). Me and My Pal (1933), Dirty Work (1933), and Pack Up Your Troubles (1932). 3pm

FA CUP FINAL: If you've not got your ticket for City Vs United at Wembley this afternoon, better secure yourself a spot at one of London's best pubs and bars for watching football. As it's a biggie today, you may want to reserve your place, or otherwise arrive nice and early. KO 3pm

ORGANOKE: Taking karaoke to a godly level, Organoke invites you to sing along to your fave pop hits, as played on the majestic organ at St Giles church in Camberwell. Sk8er Boi never sounded like this before. Doors 7pm (and again tomorrow, doors 6.30pm)

SYNTHPOP SPECIAL: Alternative club night Scared To Dance is at The Victoria in Dalston for a synthpop special. DJs Paul Richards and Bob Brown play the likes of Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, New Order, The Human League, LCD Soundsystem, Soft Cell, OMD, Future Islands, Eurythmics, Hot Chip and Bronski Beat. 10pm

Sunday 4 JuneWalthamstow Flea Market takes place at Big Penny SocialPRIDE TOUR: Once again, Shakespeare's Globe is offering Pride Guided Tours, taking you around the famous theatre and sharing stories of queer characters from Shakespeare's time. Find out about members of the LGBTQ+ community and their links to the theatre, from rebellious icons down in the yard to nobility in the galleries. 10.30am

NOTTING HILL BLACK HISTORY: Join Black History Walks for a walking tour focusing on Black British Civil rights and Caribbean history in the Notting Hill area. The area is best-known for Notting Hill Carnival, but this is chance to go beyond that and find out about pioneering African/Caribbean people who fought for equality, paving the way for modern multi-cultural London. 10.30am-1.30pm

WINDRUSH 75: As the 75th anniversary of the Empire Windrush's arrival in London approaches, the British Museum holds a celebration of sound system culture. It's curated by artist and educator Linett Kamala, and includes DJ and dance workshops, talks and film screenings, focusing on the culture's lasting impact on British society. FREE, 11am-4pm

SPIRIT OF INVENTION FESTIVAL: Head to the National Archives for Spirit of Invention Festival Day, a family-friendly day out inspired by the venue's new exhibition, Spirit of Invention. Expect workshops, demonstrations, tours of the exhibition and more, including a sound garden of reclaimed instruments, the art of Japanese plant printing, and a chance to make your own peg puppet. 11am-4pm

FLEA MARKET: Big Penny Social near Blackhorse Road station hosts Walthamstow Flea Market today, with heaps of vintage furniture, homewares and various curios up for grabs. Plenty of food and drink is available (it's a beer hall after all) onsite, and vendors take card and cash. 11am-5pm

OLD YORK ROAD UNPLUGGED: Old York Road in Wandsworth goes traffic-free for a day of live music performances. One stage is curated by a local radio station, while another is an acoustic stage, with open-mic slots open to anyone. There's also a street food market, and games and rides to keep kids entertained. FREE, 11am

SHIRLEY WINDMILL: There's a chance to visit Shirley Windmill in the borough of Croydon today — with guided tours taking place throughout the afternoon on one of their opens days. (Note also that Upminster Windmill is now hosting open days once again after years of closure. Check here for dates.) FREE, 12pm-4pm

POLLY TOYNBEE: Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee comes to Conway Hall to talk about the guilt of privilege, coming from a family of left-wing rabble-rousers who also happen to be wealthy. 3pm

INTERNATIONAL LITERATURE FESTIVAL: Rich Mix in Shoreditch hosts the Saudha International Literature Festival, which brings together new literature from different cultures and heritages around the world. It's curated by poet Ahmed Kaysher and features talks, readings and performances. 4pm

GARDEN SUPPER CLUB: As part of a special Company of Cooks series of events, chef Nikita Pathakji cooks for a one-off supper club served up in the middle of Chelsea Physic Garden. Dine on a seasonal tasting menu by the Masterchef professional winner 2022, with dishes including cured sea bass, Iberico pork, and cardamom custard tart. 6.30pm-10pm

WORK IN PROGRESS COMEDY: Catch Sallyann Fellowes' work in progress comedy show at 2Northdown in King's Cross — part of the London LGBTQ+ Stand Up Comedy Festival. 8pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Visit the Lambeth Palace Gardens. Photo: LondonistLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Let off steam at Brockwell BounceBrockwell Bounce is a free family-friendly festival in Brockwell Park, taking place on the Wednesday in half term, and organised by the team behind Mighty Hoopla and Cross the Tracks festivals.

As you'd expect, there's a decent line-up on stage, including Derek and Kemi from Milkshake, Brixton Chamber Orchestra, and the Mini Hoopla Stage. But kids aren't known for staying still watching one thing, so there's plenty else to keep them occupied, including circus workshops, craft activities, children's raves, a mud kitchen, a pedal-powered pineapple car, storytimes and dance classes.

Free entry, 31 May.

  1. Take a Waterloo walking tour (with free lunch!)Tying in with London History Day, WeAreWaterloo offer a free walking tour of the local area, taking in locations including the Imperial War Museum, the urban oasis of Isabella Street, and a neighbourhood that looks so frozen in time, it's often used as a film set for period dramas.

Once the tour's complete, you'll get a free voucher for lunch from the traders on Lower Marsh Market.

Free, 1 June.

  1. Hear a curators' introduction to a new exhibitionThe British Museum just launched a new exhibition, China's hidden century, about the violence and turmoil the country faced during the 19th century. On Thursday, there's a chance to hear from the exhibition's curators Jessica Harrison-Hall and Julia Lovell, in a free online talk. They discuss the context, scope, themes and highlight objects of the exhibition.

Free, 1 June.

  1. Check out photos of Windrushers through the generationsImage: Jim GroverPhotographer Jim Grover is back with another Windrush exhibition, this one capturing the generations descended from the original Caribbean folk who came to Britain in 1948. Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations captures ladies dominoes teams, community kitchens and baptisms in vivid colour — accompanied by quotes from the subjects themselves. See it as Clapham Library.

Free, 1 June-2 September.

  1. Visit Lambeth Palace GardensOn a few Fridays each summer, the gardens of Lambeth Palace — home of the Archbishop of London — are opened to the public. It's a chance to see inside a central London green space that's usually hidden behind a wall, and wander among the plants and flowers. Refreshments are available to purchase in a marquee in the garden. We visited a few years ago — have a read of what we thought. Note that although tickets are free, there's a suggested donation of £5, with money raised going to local charities.

Suggested donation £5, 2 June.

  1. Swot up on 1,000 years of kings and queensVisit St Margaret's Church, next to Westminster Abbey, for an illustrated talk from historian and author of Crown & Sceptre: A New History of the British Monarchy from William the Conqueror to Charles III, Tracy Borman. She's covering coronations and the evolution of the monarchy — beginning in 1066, and concluding with that bloke who got coronated a few weeks ago. Not too much to get through in an hour, then.

£5, 2 June

  1. Enjoy Songs on the Steps by Opera Holland ParkImage: Opera Holland ParkFrom cinemas to music, London's outdoor culture season is well underway. One of its highlights is Opera Holland Park, but you don't need a load of cash — or even a free evening — to enjoy it.

Songs on the Steps sees performers from the Opera Holland Park company giving free recitals in Holland Park at lunchtime. It started last summer and was a big success. Anyone's welcome to turn up and enjoy free live music in the open air — why not pack a picnic or packed lunch.

Free, 2 June.

  1. Take the kids to Family Film ClubNormally, Barbican Cinema is our recommendation for budget-friendly family film screenings on a Saturday morning. But for a few weeks each summer, Canary Wharf offers a free Family Film Club, showing child-friendly films on the big screen in Canada Square Park.

It's free, no need to book. Just take along a blanket and any snacks you fancy and head down there to bag yourself a spot. This week's film is Sing, about a Koala whose theatre has fallen on hard times, leaving him to do what he can to save it.

While you're in the area, Canary Wharf's free multicoloured mini golf course is back open for this summer.

Free, 3 June.

  1. Mark Windrush 75 at the British MuseumThis month marks 75 years since the Empire Windrush docked in Tilbury (you can read our full round-up of Windrush Day events here) and this Sunday, the British Museum marks the occasion with a celebration of sound system culture.

It's curated by artist and educator Linett Kamala, and includes DJ and dance workshops, talks, film screenings and more, focusing on the culture's lasting impact on British society. It's open to all ages and free, no booking required.

Free, 4 June.

  1. Be wowed by BMX stunts in WembleyPro-skateboarding sessions, pro-BMX tricks and a beatbox act all feature in Boards, Beats & Bikes, a free afternoon of entertainment at Wembley Park on Sunday.

Watch experts show off their tricks on skateboards and BMX bikes, then have a go yourself at special workshops. The day's soundtrack comes courtesy of the Nick Howe trio — apparently the world's first singer/guitarist, violin and beatbox act — who perform sets throughout the day.

Free, 4 June.

  1. Plug in to Old York Road UnpluggedOld York Road in Wandsworth goes traffic-free for the day for Old York Road Unplugged, a day of live music by local performers.

The main stage is curated by Riverside Radio, a local broadcaster for Wandsworth, Merton, Richmond and Lambeth, and there's also an acoustic stage with open mic, where anyone's welcome to sign up for a slot. A street food market takes place throughout the day, and there are rides and games to keep kids entertained.

Free entry, 4 June.

  1. Find your nearest playgroundAll aboard in time for half term. Photo: LondonistParents, grandparents, child-wranglers: as it's half term, reacquaint yourself with our map of playgrounds in central London. We've gathered every one we know of in the heart of the capital and added them all to one map, so you can always find your nearest swing, slide or roundabout when it's time to let off steam.

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In London, you're never more than six feet away from a celebrity. Annie Lennox and Ian McKellen, meanwhile are nigh-on omnipresent. We asked our readers for their best celeb spots in the capital — and BOY — did you deliver. These are are absolute faves:

Lovely celebrity encounters"I passed by Kate Moss once in Hampstead and she complimented on my poncho." Image: Crooked House Films via creative commons"David Bailey helped me find somewhere in west London years ago (in the days before mobiles & GPS) I was utterly lost and he walked me right to where I needed to get to — a very charming and lovely man!" - Paula P Magee

"I passed by Kate Moss once in Hampstead and she complimented on my poncho." - Radost Ina

"Joanna Lumley at Waterloo, I went to take a sneaky pic and she said 'oh darling you only need to ask!' and let me take a photo bless her." - Francesca Lucy Hanlon

"The legendary punk poet, Dr John Cooper Clarke. Outside Liverpool Street Station about 10 years ago. I said '"What are you doing here?' to which he replied "Well I could ask you the same thing!'" - Phil Smith

"Paul O' Grady just a few weeks ago in M&S by London Bridge, he was next to me on the self service check outs, we were both having problems and he was grumbling away with me and I helped him with where to put his card, and he said very loudly, 'I bet we will have to bring our own f*g trolleys soon!' He was lovely." - Fiona George

"Lionel Blair in Covent Garden, my inner child kicked in and I ran over and gave him a hug. He was totally fabulous and as you'd expect did a spin and a little tap dance." - Sallystardust

Funny celebrity encounters"I said to him, 'You look like Michael Caine', and he replied, 'That’s because I am'"."Michael Stipe in the bathroom of the Troika Russian Tea Room in Primrose Hill. I was washing my hands and telling a friend that I had seen Stipe upstairs. He emerged from a cubicle and hissed: 'I heard every word you said.'" - Tom Morton

"Andy Bell from Erasure complimented me on my pole dancing skills. (Not in a rude way, it was in the White Swan in east London and I was rather merry)." - Alan Riley

"Barbara Windsor at Portland Street tube station a few years ago. She gave me a dazzling smile." - Louise Walters Books

"I know, I totally invaded his space, but while shopping at Whole Foods in Kensington, I approached Michael Caine. I said to him, 'You look like Michael Caine', and he replied, 'That’s because I am'." - Francesca Avelleyra

"Jay Kay from Jamiroquai yelling 'I'm Jay Kay from Jamiroquai!' while being escorted out of Attica, 2001." - Lisa Braun Dubbels

"I got a cuddle from Gordon Ramsay when I was in the Savoy for my birthday a couple of weeks ago! We chatted before he said 'Take the f*ing picture!' - Louise Slade

"Tom Jones about 10 years ago round the back of Tottenham Court Road. He pointed over to a building and said 'That over there used to be a whore house', which in his accent sounded incredibly romantic." - Rob Brazier

"Richard Wilson the actor in One Foot in the Grave at Tower Records, to whom I exclaimed 'I don't believe it!' which was met by a fitting Victor Meldrew classic signature scowl." - Karen Leahy

"I stood next to Rowan Williams on a tube platform and told him he was my favourite Archbishop of Canterbury." - David Perry

"Brian Blessed walking down a packed street just before Christmas booming 'Yes yes it's me'" - Nick Poyntz

Beatles celebrity encounters"Paul McCartney in the board game shop near the British Museum where I used to work." Image: Jimmy Baikovicius via creative commons"George Harrison. Bumped into each other and both said 'sorry' at the same time." - Anita Anderson

"Ringo Starr, on Sloane Street, back in the '90s. He was wearing a very long trench type coat and strolling along bringing the sunshine with him. I grinned, he grinned, we exchanged 'good mornings'. Magic." - Robin Shepard

"Paul McCartney in the board game shop near the British Museum where I used to work." - Monika Mura

"Paul and Linda McCartney whilst bunking off school, was somewhere off Oxford Street, was looking at the fancy car when they both came out of a building, and all I could say was 'Wow Man!!!' several times.
Shaked Paul's hand and Linda McCartney said to me, 'What’s all this 'Man' stuff?'" - Sanjay Malam

Awkward celebrity encounters"I stepped off the pavement and shouted 'Resign you crook', only to see a startled Princes Diana looking back at me." Image: Russ Quinlan via creative commons"I walked past Amy Winehouse in 2004. She was leaning against a wall on The Strand. We made eye contact and she stared into my soul for a moment. I looked away." - Luke Thompson

"Saw this bearded guy on the tube. Whispered to my partner 'he looks like an older version of Andy Serkis'. Bloke next to us whispered 'It's him.' Whoops." - Dr Lena M Blott

"John Goodman outside a theatre he was performing at having a cigarette break — I told him I was seeing the show and if I could take a pic and then felt awful as he said no as he was tired." - Maria Baines

"The Queen Mother. Her burgundy-coloured Rolls-Royce pulled across in front of my tatty little mini in The Mall, as they turned right into Horseguards, and I got such a shock I blasted the car horn and stuck two fingers up at them." - Debbie Hickman

"I was standing at a bus stop in Whitehall when I saw what I thought was the then PM John Major's ministerial motorcade passing slowly by. I stepped off the pavement and shouted 'Resign you crook', only to see a startled Princes Diana looking back at me." - Brendan O'Kane

Ubiquitous celebrity encounters"Annie Lennox! ?Saw her almost every day at a coffee shop when I was working in Holland Park." Image: Library of Congress Life via creative commons"I walked past Bill Nighy in Soho last year. He was dressed VERY dapper. I went back to ask him for a selfie. He asked me if I knew who he was before shaking my hand and thanking me for my support!" - Darren Furzey

"Bill Nighy getting off a westbound Overground at Highbury Islington Station. We passed each other through the train doors, I gently touched his arm and whispered, 'I love your work'. - Melissa J Ross

"Bumped into Bill Nighy many times near Savile Row. He always nods and smiles." - Patricia Ashwood

"Ian McKellen! Met him at a pub quiz in his pub The Grapes. I lost by a mile. Asked him for his autograph and said 'it's not everyday you get into a battle of wits with Gandalf'". - Conny Kaufmann

"Ian McKellen. He told my husband that he loved his jumper, he didn't talk to me. My husband looked very clever even though I gave him that jumper and he never liked it." - Marella Meallesi Gardner

"I stood opposite the wonderful Sir Ian McKellen on the DLR and then one step behind him on the escalator at Bank. I said hello and told him how great he was (he was lovely), but I didn’t dare pass." - Eddie Burfi

"Ian McKellen, numerous times." - Dave Whittaker

"Annie Lennox at V&A Theatre and Performance Galleries when she had a show, very lovely character, it was a pleasure talking to her." - Florin Ungureanu

"Annie Lennox! Saw her almost every day at a coffee shop when I was working in Holland Park. She was lovely and always said hello back." - Nicola Kelly

"Annie Lennox on the tube many many moons ago and I was too shy to speak" - Sara Todd

Uncanny celebrity encounters"Helena Bonham Carter buying coffee at Leon in Farringdon, while Tim Burton sat outside in a black Range Rover." Image: David Torcivia via creative commons"Hugh Grant, on the tube at Notting Hill Gate!!" - Katie Harrison

"The one and only time I’ve been to Claridges, we sat near to Javier Bardem having lunch with Chris Martin." - Jo Weston

"Helena Bonham Carter buying coffee at Leon in Farringdon, while Tim Burton sat outside in a black Range Rover." - Joe Jeffries

"Ronnie Corbett in the toilets of the London Palladium" - Dominic Tennant

"Dustin Hoffmann. He was eating carrot sticks and buying a hairbrush in boots on Baker Street." - Lorna Kirman

"Paul Daniels asked my husband for directions to the nearest Tesco" - Ange Chan

"Tom Daley doing his knitting in the Pret next to St Martin-in-the-Fields" - James Jarvis

"Paul Weller was putting his recycling out on Warwick Avenue. He overheard me talking and told me the best place to hail a cab. Lovely fella." - Sarah Durston

"I got told off on a London bus once by Anneka Rice" - Caitlin McDonald

"Saw Alan Rickman twice the same day. In the morning at Heathrow. Then in the afternoon at Harrods. Interesting odds." - Marcelo Vita

"Ivor Cutler cycling around various bits of the West End." - Simon Blackwell

"Bjorn from Abba, M&S Stratford at Westfield." - *Andie Uberglitz Mercer*

"Brian Cox gate crashed MY party then hung around the fire escape with James Randi" - *Matt Brown*

Literally-ran-into-a-celebrity encounters"I bumped into Benedict Cumberbatch outside Waterloo station. Literally walked right into each other." Image: Gage Skidmore via creative commons"I bumped into Benedict Cumberbatch in Soho. Well, he actually bumped into me, literally knocked me into the gutter. He was very apologetic and stood with me to make sure I was alright." - Matthew Field

"Years ago, I bumped into Benedict Cumberbatch outside Waterloo Station. Literally walked right into each other as we were both looking at our phones." - Nicole Anello

"I (literally) bumped into Peter Tatchell just off the New Kent Road. He was coming out of a convenience shop as I was going in. Sent his purchases flying but he was very gracious about it." - Dean Franklin

"I fell over Mick Jagger in Waterstones in Richmond. For some (very English) reason he profusely apologised to me." - Ben Davies

"Pierce Bronson at the Royal Academy. I stepped on his foot as I was backing away from viewing a painting." - Jan Rogers Salsky

"Griff Rhys Jones once backed into me and knocked me off a kerb in Bond Street." - Emma Freeman

Dreamy celebrity encounters"James Bond (Roger Moore) - dealt blackjack to him at the Ritz casino" Image: Allan warren via creative commons"Danced with Kenny Everett in Heaven once." - John

"James Bond (Roger Moore) — dealt blackjack to him at the Ritz casino." - Louise Gallagher

"I once had lunch with Lulu, Oxford Street, over 50 years ago." - Pauline Townsend

"First trip to London, was walking through Hyde Park near Bayswater, stumbled upon them filming a scene from Bridget Jones — Hugh Grant chasing Colin Firth though the Italian fountains." - Elizabeth Moreland

Didn't-realise-they-were-a-celebrity encountersI recognised her the next day when I looked at her pic in the newspaper." Image: Eva Rinaldi via creative commons"Hugh Bonneville without knowing who he is. Asked him some common stupid questions just to make conversation and then I said... 'nice meeting you but I have to go as I'm late for work.' Saw a couple taking photos with him and I was like...'who's this guy, thought must be some sort of celebrity...'" - Stefan Baritchii

"I took a walking tour to Buckingham Palace and Taylor Swift was in the group. She asked me to take her a picture with the palace at the back. Not selfie time. I recognised her the next day when I looked at her pic in the newspaper" - Sofia Flores Barboza

"I saw Sir Alec Guinness coming out of the south bank theatre with Sir Antony Hopkins. I embarrassingly shouted over 'Hello Obi Wan' as I couldn't remember his name. He only shouted back 'May the force be with you!'" - Simon Young

"I was in Ronnie Scott's one night and kept glancing at a guy with dark glasses on in the corner, wondering why he was wearing sunglasses in a dark jazz club. It was Stevie Wonder!" - Davinia Gregory-Kameka

Bizarre celebrity encounters"Al Pacino gave me the finger when I tried to take his photograph from across the restaurant." Image: Embajada de EEUU en la Argentina (US Embassy of Argentina) via creative commons"My mum saw Wilfrid Brambell running down Oxford Street once." - CharlesWynfordLodge

"Martin Amis at the checkout aisle in Bayswater Budgens. He was in tennis gear. He looked wrecked." - Simon Fellowes

"Al Pacino in Nando's Canary Wharf. He gave me the finger when I tried to take his photograph from across the restaurant. Awesome." - Roy Crawford

"A flustered Gary Kemp came up to me and asked me where he was. I told him Mornington Crescent tube station. He said 'Shit' and headed back down the stairs." - George Paterson

Not-very-nice celebrity encounters"I've asked him if it is OK to take a pic. He said no." Image: Eva Rinaldi via creative commons"Pavarotti complained that we were making so much dust widening the scenery dock at The Royal Opera House with kango hammers that it was making him lose his voice. He made them hire 20 lads to hoover the auditorium, one of which was Mick Lynch from Stump. We went for a pint." - Alex Tomlinson

"Alan Sugar walked into me on Horseguards Parade and tutted. He was on his phone, likely tweeting bollocks." - Josh

"Mr Bean — Rowan Atkinson — food shop Hampstead Village many years back. I've asked him if it is OK to take a pic. He said no." - Josef Watfah

"Boris Johnson nearly ran me over on his bike in Cheapside when he was Mayor of London." - Graham Melrose

"Kenneth Williams on Oxford Street when I was about 14. I asked him for an autograph and he said 'oh no dear, I don't do those' and walked off." - Jasmin Sore

"Margaret Thatcher nearly running me over as her limo turned into Downing Street. Never liked her but that seemed a bit harsh." - Edward Rekkers

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In 1987, the Illustrated London News ran a bullish article, in which eminent Londoners of the time swung fantasy bulldozers at the buildings that most grated on them. Fast forward over three and a half decades, and we asked Londonist readers the same question. Here's what you said (and WOW, you lot have an appetite for destruction).

Tacky towersA lot of you want this thing gone. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistUnabashedly tall buildings were brought down to size; The Shard is a wildly popular proposal for demolition, as is its corpulent cousin the Walkie-Talkie (and we'll assume "The dreadful building on Fenchurch Street!" is alluding to Rafael Viñoly's stumpy 'scraper too.) Although, come on people — think of the views we'd lose from these two behemoths! Richard Seifert's contentious 1960s Centre Point is in the mix (and the views from up here now are privatised), as is the pregnant-looking One Blackfriars and 22 Bishopsgate ("So rubbish Londoners have not even given it a nickname" quips one of you about the latter.) At this juncture, can we just say how wonderful is to see your hatred span so many architectural eras and styles. Not all the lofty buildings you want obliterated are as famous; one of you wants to reduce the Archway Tower to rubble, and anyone's who's seen this unlovable blight on the Highgate skyscape might be inclined to agree.

Political piffleNot sure that demolishing this is going to solve our political probs, but you da boss. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistSo. The Houses of Parliament is the most popular motion for demolition of any other building (closely followed by the Walkie-Talkie and The Shard). But surely it's the inhabitants of Charles Barry's neo-gothic confection you take issue with, not the hallowed halls themselves? This seems to be affirmed with a sprinkling of votes for 10 Downing Street — a handsome, and entirely inoffensive townhouse, which as we all know, has a spiffing space out the back for garden parties. Buckingham Palace, 55 Tufton Street, 4 Matthew Parker Street (Tory HQ) and City Hall are other erections you pulverized, and which we fancy might be for reasons other than architectural. (City Hall, of course is no longer used by the GLA anyway.) In a different slant on partisan demolition, one of you calls for the Emirates Stadium to be torn down, and with immediate rebuttal, another says it's time Spurs's (brand new) stadium was pulled down. Touché.

Brutalist bunions102 Petty France is also the Ministry of Justice. Image: poppet with a camera via creative commonsWe weren't entirely sure if some of you put 102 Petty France to the sword because it's the Ministry of Justice, or simply because it's uggers. But anyway, the architectural Marmite that is brutalism racks up a fair flurry of hate mail: the Barbican, Trellick Tower and Baynard House all receive votes. (We urge you to read How To Eat, Sleep And Breathe Brutalism In London before you go taking to the Cromwell Tower with a pneumatic drill, though.) Another of you squinnies about "The National Theatre, a pile of concrete boxes,", which brings us to our next category...

Cultural cackbastardsSome of you want to finish what Eunice started. Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistWe really had to question some of the cultural institutions that you would happily see reduced to piles of rubble, twisted steel and — in one case — shredded canvas. The Southbank Centre (the whole thing?!) is on to-destroy list, as is the British Library (the redbrick St Pancras building celebrates 25 years in 2023, and in our opinion is as dreamy outside as in). "The Tate Modern. Horrible building," grumbles one of you (honestly?!), while another says, almost with an air of immediate regret: "The London Eye. Sorry, it's just out of place, and kitsch as hell." (Again, only one of you out of thousands of respondees wants it gone.) Harrods gets a shout-out, not because it's a naff building, but because: "I'm so confused and get lost", and someone wants to finish off the job that Storm Eunice started on The O2. M&M's World gets a show of hands too... that counts as a cultural institution, right? Oh, and those American candy stores left a bitter taste in the mouth for a few of you, too.

Crappy City of LondonBoth Bank station and No. 1 Poultry feature on your architectural kill list. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistAside from the tall towers already mentioned above, a few other City buildings are asking for trouble according to you — namely the Lloyd's Building ("It was the first "modern" monstrosity in London, and now there's no stopping them."), No 1 Poultry (clearly not fans of Bagpuss then) and the Gherkin (to which we say, were you pickled when you suggested this?!).

Rubbish residentialStrata (on the far left) was mentioned a handful of times. Image: LondonistAs a jungle of residential high-rises sprout like flowers/weeds/high-rises on the London horizon, some of you are taking particular exception. One Hyde Park — the superposh flats being flogged by Harrods Estates — should be pulled down, cries one of you — while more of you are adamant that the mass of glass carbuncles surrounding the beautiful Battersea Power Station must go. "That stupid tower in Elephant with the greenwash wind turbine that doesn't even work," says someone. You're referring to Strata we think, and that was not the only motion for annihilation that we received for that one. Manhattan Loft Gardens in Stratford is not in your good books either — not for ruining Stratford's skyline, but that of St Paul's as seen from Richmond.

Inept infrastructureIt's official(ly) unsurprising - Euston is your least favourite station. Image: Londonist"Do bridges count?" asks one of you, continuing: "The Westway for the pollution it takes through residential areas." (Sadiq, that you?). Bank station is a lone suggestion (the same person also wants to bulldoze Ally Pally, which is just... what? No! You're disqualified mate). "Charing Cross Station. It looks like something Barbara Cartland would wear," mewls someone else. Euston station, however, is the unsurprising awardee of the most votes for a good old razing-to-the-ground in this particular category (which some say would be sweet justice, given how this giant bath of a thing rudely shoulder-barged the Victorian Euston station out of existence back in the 60s). There's also a preemptive shout for the 'demolition' of the not-yet-built Liverpool Street station development.

Horrendous hotelsThe Guoman has got to guo, says you. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistWhile some of your hotel suggestions seem very specific for a city filled with fugly buildings (we're looking at you Shoreditch Travelodge), others make more sense. It's understandable that Park Tower in Knightsbridge gets called out as an eyesore, although bet you wouldn't be complaining if you were staying in one of its swish rooms. Shoreditch's angular Montcalm East gets a mention: "Someone designed it to completely mess with our sense of perspective...I dunno...for a laugh maybe?" Think you might be right, actually, as the hotel admits on its own site: "As light hits it, the shimmering shark-grey façade tricks the eyes — which is apt, given that Moorfields Eye Hospital is our neighbour." (WTF?). Taking the biscuit, and crumbling it all over someone's nice new sofa, though is the maladroit Guoman Hotels lump — which a number of you want sent to architectural hell, particularly as it inelegantly rubs shoulders with Tower Bridge and the Tower of London. I mean.

Horrible hospitalsAnother two-for-one - Guy's Hospital in the foreground, and The Shard behind it. Image: LondonistAt a time when the Tory party is building 40 new hospitals a week (or something like that), Londonist readers are calling for a couple to be knocked down — namely the Royal Free and Guy's. Given the current state of the NHS, we'll gloss over that suggestion.

The whole darned lot"The whole monstrosity that is Nine Elms" needs to go according to one of you. Image: LondonistIt's a case of broad strokes from some of you, who suggest wiping clean entire districts and starting over. "The whole monstrosity that is Nine Elms" and "The whole of Earls Court" are two suggestions, as well as Brent Cross and "Pretty much anything in Victoria Street" (that's the one opposite Victoria station, with things like this 'bright red preening cockerel' on it, and we don't entirely disagree with you on that one).

Worst of the restEvery little helps, but this is A LOT. Image: 準建築人手札網站 Forgemind ArchiMedia via creative commonsWoolwich Tesco is officially risible, having scooped the Carbuncle Cup in 2004. Every little helps, but this lopsided conservatory design is A LOT. Only gets one vote here though. Strata aside, Elephant and Castle gets a couple of mentions: "The metal cube in the middle of Elephant and Castle" says one of you (not sure how clever it would be to blow up a substation). "Was going to say the Elephant and Castle shopping centre but thankfully that's already done," muses another. (And to that we say, never speak ill of the dead.) In the same geographical ballpark (but worlds apart architecturally) comes this one: "Walworth Town Hall. It was very dilapidated last time I was in London (4 years ago). The perfect metaphor for the marriage I had performed there. The marriage is no longer!" A couple of you also wise-crack: "The building next door, so I'd get some sun (it’s rare in London already) on my roof terrace," and "Next door but one, can't stand that bloke." Maybe we should have filed these under the political section.

And finally...Just one of you didn't want to lay a finger on anything: "None of them, the beauty of London is the old and the new blended together." What a lovely thought. Now, grab your dynamite, we're going to blow up Woolwich Tesco.

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Image Matt BrownFor over a hundred years, the clock at Waterloo has been the meeting point for friends, family and lovers.

Have you ever met someone beneath the clock at Waterloo? It's one of those age-old London traditions that we've all heard about, even if we've never done it. But how old is the clock, and when did it become a famous meeting point?

Over a hundred years of timekeepingThe clock dominates this view of Waterloo station from the 1960s, as painted by Terence Cuneo. The work is displayed at the National Railway Museum in York. Image Matt BrownAccording to Network Rail, who manage the station, the clock dates back "to the 1920s". But I think it's actually a tiny bit older. A press report from the Daily Mirror of 19 November 1919 describes the installation of the "two ton clock... of novel construction". The novelty lay in its mechanism, which included an electric "synchronome". This ensured all four clock faces were in synch with each other, and other clocks in the station.

There's another novelty too, though one you might not spot from over-familiarity. Look at the inner dial. It carries the numbers round to 23, allowing the time to be read in the 24-hour clock. Most of us use the system as second nature today, especially on the railways, but it was still a novelty back in 1919. It wouldn't be until 1964 that British Rail adopted 24-hour timekeeping as standard, but passengers at Waterloo had a preview decades before that.

The clock has been repaired and restored on a number of occasions. As can be seen from old photographs, its appearance has changed across the years, with the shape of the hands and the 24-hour dial coming and going. The most recent update came in 2010, when the clock was linked to GPS.

When did the clock become a famous meeting place?The clock in 2023, with a special coronation sticker on the floor. Image Matt BrownRailway clocks have always served as prominent meeting points. A search of Victorian newspapers finds the phrase "meet me under the clock" as early as 1869. So it's likely that Waterloo's clock was an instant meet-up spot from its first appearance in 1919.

It soon became one of the most well-known rendezvous in London. As early as 1924, a short story in the syndicated press featured a meeting beneath the clock. Another in 1935, is entirely themed around a romantic liaison under the timepiece. Yet another from 1927 speaks of an "under the clock" tradition of meeting at Waterloo.

Love beneath the clockFor most people who meet under the Waterloo clock, it is merely a convenient spot that can be readily tracked down, even by those unfamiliar with the station. But for many, the location holds deep, personal memory. It's not hard to find press reports of lovers meeting by the clock; nor of first dates or proposals beneath this horological pendant. Below are just a handful of the comments I received on Twitter when asking for clock memories.

There must be thousands of couples out there who first locked eyes beneath the Waterloo clock. Perhaps some person reading this sentence owes their existence to a parental rendezvous within its purlieus. The Waterloo clock is London's true Eros; a chronometric cupid whose hands are arrow-shaped not by coincidence.

Famous liaisonsThe clock has worked its magic in numerous acts of fiction, beyond the short stories mentioned above. Famously, Del Boy first met Raquel beneath the clock in the 1988 Only Fools and Horses Christmas special. Like so many other Waterloo couples, they would go on to become long-term partners.

Raquel (bottom left) approaches Del Boy (bottom centre) beneath the clock. Note the access road which once bisected the station at this point.And then, according to the Kinks' 1967 song Waterloo Sunset, "Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station, every Friday night." We're not told where exactly they spot each other, but the famous clock is the obvious place, set back as it is from the "Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterloo underground".

For 100 years or more, the Waterloo clock has been London most romantic meeting place. But it's also so much more. It's the timepiece that launched a thousand day trips; the locus of reunions; a fixed point in time and space where those new to London, or to Britain, can seek a familiar face. What stories it could tell!

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Parents! Half term is fast approaching, which means you'll be looking for ways to keep your kids and teenagers busy while school's out. What if we told you there's a place in London which has bowling, a cinema, shops, skydiving, trampolining, restaurants and cafes and plenty more, under (and on top of!) one roof? That place is The O2, and we've picked out some of the best things to do here to entertain the whole family — whatever the weather.

  1. Outlet shopping at The O2One for budget-conscious fashionistas. Did you know there's a whole shopping outlet within The O2? You can save up to 70% off RRP at over 60 brands, including Tommy Hilfiger, Superdry, Ted Baker, The Cosmetics Company Store, Reiss and more. That's your wardrobe sorted — and you get four hours free parking when you spend £35+ at Outlet shopping at The O2.

  2. Ogle the view from Up at The O2See London from a whole new angle at Up at The O2, a unique climbing experience which takes you up and over the world-famous structure in 90 minutes, led by expert guides. The best thing about it? The London skyline is changing all the time, so even if you've been before, there's something different to see every time. Climbers must be 8+ years old.

  3. Experience freefall at iFLY Indoor SkydivingGot an adrenaline junkie in the family? Bet they'd love iFLY Indoor Skydiving, a new addition to The O2 where you can experience the sensation of freefall — without even a parachute. Get dressed up in all the gear and head into the flight chamber — basically a wind tunnel — and have a go at skydiving, without all the faff of getting up in a plane. Don't worry, there's a viewing platform for those who prefer to watch the action from solid ground!

  4. Burn off some energy at Oxygen FreejumpingKids bouncing off the walls? Put their energy to good use at Oxygen Freejumping, a two-floor indoor trampoline park with nine different zones including a dodgeball court, professional trampolines, and a High Ropes Airventures course. There's a soft play area for little ones, so all members of the family are catered for. The only problem will be catching them all at home time...

  5. Strut your stuff at Hollywood BowlA school holidays staple! Hollywood Bowl is home to 12 ten pin bowling lanes including three VIP one — ideal for throwing an impromptu family tournament. The same venue is home to an amusement arcade and its own Hollywood diner serving up classic American dishes.

  6. Catch the latest releases at CineworldThe long-awaited live action remake of Disney's The Little Mermaid is released just in time for half term — and Cineworld at The O2 is the ideal place to see it, with 2D, 3D, 4DX extreme cinema (think water, wind, scent, strobe lighting and moving seats) and Screen X (which shows the action in 270°) showings throughout the week. It's London's largest cinema — home to no less than 19 screens! — so there's something to watch at all times of day.

  7. Kick off at TOCA SocialGot a budding Beth Mead or Lionel Messi in the clan? TOCA Social is the world's first interactive football and dining experience. It's home to 17 interactive playing spaces, with football-centric games, including the brand new 'Zombie Attack'. As for the dining side of things, TOCA Social offers a modern American menu, and — our favourite part — a Willy Wonka-inspired Dessert Room. There are special May half term packages on offer, making it easy to combine food and drink with games.

  8. Go head to head at BOOM BATTLE BARFeeling competitive? If the football games at TOCA Social (above) aren't your skillset, head for BOOM BATTLE BAR instead. Take on the rest of the family at axe throwing, shuffleboard, pool, AR darts and 'crazier golf' (think catapults, loops and conveyors to tackle) along with other games. There's beer pong too, but let's leave that one for the adults...

Note that BOOM BATTLE BAR is an 18+ venue after 9pm.

  1. Get your dancing shoes on at Mamma Mia! The PartyWhisk the whole family off to a Greek island for a day, via Mamma Mia! The Party — no passports required. The setting is a traditional taverna on the island of Skopelos, and the soundtrack is pure ABBA. Tuck into a four-course Mediterranean feast as the entertainment unfolds around you — singing and dancing along are very much encouraged. There's a minimum age of 5 for this one.

Food, glorious food...It wouldn't be half term without at least one outburst of "I'm huuungry", so rest assured that The O2 is home to more than 30 bars and restaurants to keep everyone fed, watered and grinning from ear to ear. Swing by coffee shops, a juice bar or a gelateria for a quick pick-me-up during the day, and tuck into American style burgers, Indian street cuisine, handmade Udon noodles, Argentinian steak or one of plenty of other choices, come lunch or dinner time. Browse the full selection of restaurants at The O2.

Getting to The O2 is a doddle. It's 15 minutes from central London on the Jubilee line (North Greenwich station), and is easily accessible by car. Alternatively, make the journey part of the adventure, and travel by boat or the IFS Cloud Cable Car.

Head to theo2.co.uk for more visitor information, including opening hours.

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Soho Fete sound up your street? You'll love Lambeth Country Show too.

The waiter's race is the most (in)famous fixture of the fete. Image: LondonistSorry, but London just does thing better. World class theatre? Check. Best restaurants anywhere? Yup. Quaint village fetes? Er actually, yes.

The Soho Village Fete has been going almost half a century now; organised by the Soho Society, it's the kind of do you'd expect to find going on in the vicar's back garden (and in fact, this takes place in the grounds of a church). There's tea and cake, morris dancing, a raffle... all that parochial jazz, and very plesant it is too.

But this is Soho, people, and so you can also expect a tug of war between the police and fire brigade (surely the firefighters win this every year?), a spaghetti-scoffing content, a best in show where pooches must dress like royalty — plus a music stage, which last year featured everything from saxophone ledge Ray Gelato, to a Drag Queen showdown.

As for the pièce de résistance — that would be the well-documented Soho waiter's race: the finest possible display of Soho eccentricity, in which local bars and restaurants put up a sucker runner to leg it up Dean Street, whip around Soho Square, come back along Greek and Romilly Streets, then back to the starting point outside the French House. The catch, of course, is that they must carry a tray with a bottle of fizz, wine glass and ashtray balanced on top. Lining the street with a beaker of Cidre Breton, and cheering on this whimsical feat of athleticism is surely one of the great joys of London in summer. And trust us, one way or another, all that fizz is getting spilled...

Soho Village Fete, St Anne's (accessible via Wardour Street), Saturday 16 July 2023, free

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Image: ShutterstockAfter snowdrops, cherry blossom and wisteria, the capital moves on to the next big botanical bloom — roses. The London rose season normally runs from late May through to July. Here are some of the more glorious looking (and smelling) rose gardens in the capital.

  1. Queen Mary's Garden, Regent's ParkImage: ShutterstockWe discovered Queen Mary's Gardens by accident a good few years ago — then it took us a couple of years to actually find it again. If it's roses you're after, these well-tended gardens should be high up your list; this is home, to London's largest collection of roses (about 12,000 and 85 varieties) of them.

The circular layout is surrounded by a pagoda-style structure, allowing climbing roses to show off their colours too.

Queen Mary's Garden is located within the park's Inner Circle, beyond some of London's fanciest gates, along with the gorgeous Japanese pond garden, home to all manner of fairytale bridges and trickling streams — and it's not far from the Open Air Theatre.

  1. The Rose Garden, Hyde ParkImage: ShutterstockAlthough Hyde Park's rose garden's variety doesn't compare to that of Regent's Park, it's hard to believe such a beautiful space can be found so close to the roaring traffic of Hyde Park Corner. And it's not just roses — herbaceous plants are mixed in too. The yew hedge, meanwhile, is apparently designed to be the mouth of a trumpet or horn heralding your arrival in the park, while the flowers represent music notes emerging from said instrument.

Throw in fountains, statues and a pergola and you've got an unexpected beauty, smack dab in central London.

  1. Roses at Kew GardensImage: ShutterstockBotanical paradise Kew Gardens has a rose species named after it, so as you'd imagine it's got the odd rose bush lying around. You'll find the main Rose Garden right behind the Palm House, the resplendent glasshouse overlooking a lake. There's been a rose garden at Kew since the 1920s, but it's been expanded and replanted in the last few years. The gardens are also home to a rather gorgeous rose pergola that crawls with colour every summer — find it in the Woodland Garden, near the Temple of Aeolus.

  2. Roses in Holland ParkHead for the Orangery right in the centre of Holland Park to find its rose bushes, planted between the cafe and the stable yard. It's a petite offering, with just nine flower beds, but they're planted with precision, each species keeping itself to itself.

  3. Roses at Ranger's House, Greenwich

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Not only is Ranger's House the place to see cherry blossom in London, it's also an excellent spot for a bit of rose-bothering. Greenwich Park's own rose garden is planted right in front of the villa house, its redbrick frontage offering a rich backdrop to yellows, pinks, maroons and creams. Sure, it's a bit of an uphill trek from the centre of Greenwich, but in rose season there's a satisfying symmetry about the place, making the schlep so worth it.

  1. Rose garden, Hampton Court Palace

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Although Henry VIII had a great many things built at Hampton Court Palace (wine fountain, anyone?), a rose garden wasn't one of them. Instead, the rose garden is a fairly recent addition, in an area previously used as a kitchen garden. The beautiful scents and gorgeous colours are only enhanced by the sprawling palatial backdrop. The Hampton Court gardens can be an exhausting excursion — 60 acres, for goodness sake — but make sure the rose garden is on your route.

  1. Roses at Lambeth Palace GardensPhoto: LondonistUsually off-limits, Lambeth Palace opens its gardens occasionally between May and September. It's not awash with roses, but the roses we spotted on our visit are absolutely charming, climbing romantically up the old stone walls, and adding a splash of colour to the statues.

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  1. Rose garden at Morden Hall ParkPhoto: AndyScott via creative commonsNational Trust-owned Morden Hall Park has been home to a rose garden for almost 100 years, and its origins may lay in the nearby snuff mills. Roses were used to scent the tobacco-based product, although the rose garden here was built shortly before the mills closed, so it wouldn't have been put to that use for long. Recently, the rose garden has been restored to how it would have looked in the 1920s.

Morden Hall Park usually hosts rose-themed events during the season aimed at those wanting to grow their own roses, with talks and tips from experts.

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Elf Lyons, star of sex comedy The Misandrist, tells us why kink is the most normal thing in the world — and where to find it in London. Many of the links in this article are NSFW. Obvs.

Ely Lyons cherrypicks her favourite kink clubs in London.London is a beautiful kinky city.

One of my favourite games to play on the tube is to work out what everyone's 'kinks' are. Who is into feet? Who is a pegging machine? Who is a loving little vanilla who loves sex 'god's way'? No doubt the truth is surprising. What may be more surprising is that all these kinks and styles of sexual pleasure are normal.

What does normal sex mean? Normal means 'usual, typical or expected'. In that regard, normal sex should stand for 'consensual, communicative, and pleasurable for all those involved'. Whether that means you like to be whipped, blindfolded, and massaged solidly for an hour, or there's 10 of you in a cage covering one another in yoghurt and dancing to Simply Red. As long as the safe words are clear, the intentions are honest and everyone has checked in — that should be what we consider 'normal' in a sexual relationship.

"Whether that means you like to be whipped, blindfolded, and massaged solidly for an hour, or there's 10 of you in a cage covering one another in yoghurt and dancing to Simply Red, that's OK.'" Image: iStock/Moussa81To many though, 'normal' when applied to sex means heteronormative, missionary, and boring. Anything outside of that is deemed perverse and often comes alongside an image of a gimp suit, a full moon and slaying a goat before conversing with the devil. In The Misandrist, we explore the misconceptions behind having a 'normal sexual relationship'. This is what intrigued me about the play — the misrepresentation of kink and the more 'subversive' ways of achieving pleasure, alongside how rediscovering how we achieve orgasm may challenge our perceptions of gender roles and the 'power dynamic' within a relationship.

" I have learned a huge amount and been introduced to spaces that encourage healthy and joyful attitudes towards sexuality." Through having an eclectic and beautiful collection of friends who are part of the kink scene, I have learned a huge amount and been introduced to spaces that encourage healthy and joyful attitudes towards sexuality. They have educated me. Regardless of your own sexual preferences, these places should be celebrated and protected as part of London's healthy and vibrant nightlife. They are redefining what it means to have healthy 'normal' sexual relationships with our own bodies and other people's. These places are not just clubs that resemble the Master's den from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but vary from gyms, private venues, pubs, to cool east London warehouses.

Where to seek kink in London - Elf's recommendationsHaving been guest at some of these places alongside my kinkster friends, here are the places I would recommend as being friendly, fun, and safe for anyone keen to inquire into the world of kink:

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If you are a femme/queer who wants to make friends, places like Quench and Slut Social are the places to go. Quench is a queer rave which hosts socials where you can get to know people, while Slut Social celebrates sex positivity and hosts socials, afternoon panel discussions, weekend workshops and small parties. There's also One Night Parties, which host events exclusively for women and non-binary people to explore their femininity.

If you are looking for something that pays homage to your days studying DofE (or perhaps you were a sailor in your past life with a fisherman's knowledge of knots), then try Anatomie, a 'consent focused venue' for learning and practising shibari. They do educational and practise sessions every week and you can go solo, with a partner or a friend.

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Joyride hosts parties on the kinkiest day of the week… Sunday. Centred on the values of 'joy, freedom and deviance', it's a late afternoon affair, so you can have your brunch before you get your latex on. There is no obligation to get sexy with others, you can simply slut drop like I did to the 'sexy whale music' and bond with other free-thinking happy strangers.

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That's just the tip of the iceberg. There are many other events like these, and within such spaces you can build your own communities. But regardless of what you are into, whether you are married, monog, asexual, ENM or single and newly social, there is a space for you to meet other non-judgemental individuals. Crucially, there is no pressure to step up your sex game. You are not boring. You are not abnormal. The coolest, best sex is the sex you are having with your partner(s) when it is open and honest. If you are doing that, I am happy for you!

Elf Lyons appears as Rachel in The Misandrist, a penetrating new comedy about the quest for true intimacy, sexual equality, and top-notch Tupperware, playing at The Arcola until 10 June 2023.

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The Dolphin in SydenhamWhere can I find a good beer garden in London? Look no further than our map.

Sitting outdoors with a good, honest pint is one of the timeless joys of London. Fortunately, our city is blessed with hundreds of al fresco drinking spaces, from tiny roof terraces to sprawling gardens. Land value being what it is, you're most likely to find the biggest beer gardens the further out you go, although there are plenty of beauties in the inner suburbs. And here's a teaser: can anyone think of a zone 1 beer garden with grass?

Our map below is regularly updated. It shows many places we've personally enjoyed, plus recommendations from Londonist readers. We've included any pub we like with a sectioned-off open space, including small roof terraces. But it has to be towards the pub end of the drinking spectrum, rather than chain bars, taprooms or clubs.

Rarely venture north of the river? Check our our round-up of the best south London beer gardens, just for you. Loyal to the East End? Check out our pick of beer gardens within earshot(ish) of Bow Bells. Our best west London pub garden round-up features plenty of bucolic riverside boozers, and if an al fresco session in places like Hampstead or Camden tickle your fancy, check out our list of the best pubs in north London.

  1. Best pub and beer gardens in west LondonUxbridge and RuislipSwan & Bottle

Traditional pub grub is served up in this canal-side boozer. Watch the boats putter by.

Swan & Bottle, Oxford Road, Denham, UB8 1LZ

Swan & Bottle, UxbridgeThe Orchard

A Beefeater pub with a huge sea of green, studded with oversize umbrellas.

The Orchard Ruislip, Ickenham Road, Ruislip, HA4 7DR

The Old Orchard

Smashing pub with countryside views you wouldn't believe are in London.

The Old Orchard, Park Lane, Harefield, UB9 6HJ

Richmond and areaView from the London Apprentice beer gardenLondon Apprentice

Big old famous neighbourhood pub that offers amazing views of the river from its beer garden.

London Apprentice, 62 Church Street, Isleworth, TW7 6BG

The White Cross, RichmondThe White Cross

Victorian pub with a great view overlooking the Thames. Part of the fun is visiting at high tide, when the garden sits underwater.

The White Cross, Riverside, Richmond, TW9 1TH

Steins

Bavarian beerhouse with lovely Thames-side views.

Steins, Towpath (Footpath below at the river), Petersham Road, Richmond, TW10 6UX

The MarlboroughThe Marlborough

Sizeable beer garden, we reckon one of the best in London, despite the artificial grass.

The Marlborough, 46 Friars Stile Road, Richmond, TW10 6NQ

The White Swan

Charming pub on the site of the old Richmond Palace, away from the tourists, with a small but beautifully formed beer garden.

The White Swan, 26 Old Palace Lane, Richmond TW9 1PG

The Greyhound

This gastropub has a stunning view of Kew Gardens, with a garden out the back with benches and private wooden 'pods'.

The Greyhound, 82 Kew Green, Richmond, TW9 3AP

The White Swan, TwickenhamTwickenhamThe White Swan

The front beer terrace is regularly surrounded by water at high tide, so watch out. It's in our list of best pubs on the river Thames.

The White Swan, Riverside, Twickenham, TW1 3DN

BrentfordBlack Dog Beer House

Smashing little shady beer garden, serving pours of superlative craft and cask.

Black Dog Beer House, 17 Albany Road, Brentford, TW8 0NF

Express Tavern

Traditional English pub, with no jukebox, fruit machines or pool table in sight. It has a lovely, well-manicured (and massive) garden with patio. The lawn is, however, out of bounds, as it was traditionally a bowling green.

Express Tavern, 56 Kew Bridge Road, Brentford, TW8 0EW

The Bell & Crown, ChiswickChiswickThe Bell and Crown

18th century Fuller's pub located right on a leafy towpath, with a conservatory and restaurant.

The Bell and Crown, 11-13 Strand-On-The-Green, Strand on the Green, W4 3PL

The Duke of Sussex

Victorian pub with beautiful wide windows. Beautiful garden. Tapas recommended.

The Duke of Sussex, 75 South Parade, W4 5LF

The Swan, ChiswickActonGrand Junction Arms

A huge beer garden with bonus benches right out on the river too.

Grand Junction Arms, Acton Lane, Canal Bridge, NW10 7AD

The Swan

Tucked-away pub with a relaxing, leafy garden.

The Swan, 119 Evershed Walk, Acton Lane, W4 5HH

Drayton Court Hotel, EalingEalingDrayton Court Hotel

Fuller's pub with huge beer garden.

Drayton Court Hotel,2 The Avenue, Ealing, W13 8PH

The North Star

Voted the best in Ealing by Londonist readers. This is old boozer meets smart gastro pub with a bamboo-like tunnel that protects you from the elements.

The North Star, 43 The Broadway, W5 5JN

The Rose and Crown, EalingThe Rose and Crown

Friendly neighbourhood pub with colourful hanging baskets and a large beer garden with benches. Another Fuller's job.

The Rose & Crown, Church Place, St. Mary's Road, Ealing, W5 4HN

The Grange

Voted one of the best pubs in Ealing by Londonist readers, with a large walled garden – heated in winter.

The Grange, Warwick Road, Ealing, W5 3XH

The Grove

Sprawling gastro-place, with ample outdoor seating to the front, side and rear. We got attacked by a bee here once. That may not be a universal experience.

The Grove, The Grove, W5 5QX

Kensal GreenThe Masons Arms

This local gastro pub has a roof terrace and one of west London's largest beer gardens.

The Masons Arms, 665 Harrow Road, Kensal Green, NW10 5NU

KensingtonWindsor Castle

Refurbed old boozer with real ale and a beer garden with an outside bar.

Windsor Castle, 114 Campden Hill Road, Kensington, W8 7AR

The Windsor Castle, KensingtonThe Sun In Splendour

With a vibrant yellow exterior and a 'secret' little garden out the back.

The Sun In Splendour, 7 Portobello Road, W11 3DA

Shepherd's Bush Eagle

A smart gastropub and relaxing garden, with faux grass and colourful deckchairs in the garden. Around the corner from the Sipsmith Distillery, so expect to get stuck into the G&Ts.

Eagle, 215 Askew Road, Shepherd's Bush, W12 9AZ

Thatched House, HammersmithHammersmithThatched House

An airy pub with a log fire, conservatory and a beer garden.

Thatched House, 115 Dalling Road, W6 0ET

The Old Ship

This renowned Hammersmith pub is located right on the river.

The Old Ship, 25 Upper Mall, W6 9TD

Not a bad little view from The Dove is it.The Dove

Another riverside gem — the garden terrace is small, so if you get a spot here, savour it.

The Dove, 19 Upper Mall, W6 9TA

The Cross Keys

Palm trees and colourful flowers characterise this tropical-looking beer garden.

The Cross Keys, 57 Black Lion Lane,W6 9BG

The Cross Keys, HammersmithThe Black Lion

The garden feels as cosy as the pub's interior, thanks to a walled perimeter overhung by mature trees. The centrepiece: a circular fire pit.

The Black Lion, 2 South Black Lion Lane

The Salutation

Chilled secluded garden and good beer.

The Salutation, 154 King Street, W6 0QU

Queen's Head

A huge, inviting oasis of trees and cold beer on warm evenings.

Queen's Head, 13 Brook Green, W6 7BL

The Red Lion, BarnesBarnesThe Red Lion

Nestled in one of London’s leafiest areas. There's a big beer garden with wendy houses, outdoor games and parasols.

The Red Lion, 2 Castelnau, Barnes, SW13 9RU

The Sun Inn

Overlooking the famous Barnes village pond, with a beer garden and bowling green.

The Sun Inn, 7 Church Road, Barnes, SW13 9HE

The Bridge, BarnesThe Bridge

Decked pub garden filled with trees and sunshine. Bonus points for being just a short walk from the Thames.

The Bridge, 204 Castelnau, Barnes, SW13 9DW

The Coach and Horses

A great little pub with real ales and a green beer garden.

The Coach and Horses, 27 Barnes High Street, SW13 9LW

The Green Man in PutneyPutneyThe Green Man

Smart venue on the edge of Putney Heath, with a tidy seating area.

The Green Man, Wildcroft Road, Putney, SW15 3NG

FulhamThe White Horse

The so-called Sloaney Pony is known for its sunny beer garden, barbecue and excellent beer choice.

The White Horse, 1-3 Parsons Green, Fulham, SW6 4UL

The Crabtree

A pretty well-to-do pub in a pretty well-to-do area, with sweeping Thames views.

The Crabtree, Rainville Road, W6 9HA

The Crabtree, FulhamBattersea The Ship

Great Thames views — expect busy times during the summer months.

The Ship, 10 Thames Bank, SW14 7QR

The Magic Garden

Hippy-style pub garden that looks like an eclectic al fresco living room.

The Magic Garden, 231 Battersea Park Road, SW11 4LG

The Prince Albert

What this smart gastropub lacks in character, it makes up for in patio-ed beer garden.

The Prince Albert, 85 Albert Bridge Road, SW11 4PF

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ChelseaThe Troubadour

The likes of Jimi Hendrix have played at this renowned Chelsea pub. There's a café downstairs and a little garden at the back, enveloped in trellises and trees.

The Troubadour, 263-267 Old Brompton Road, SW5 9JA

The Phene

This SW3 pub prides itself on its swanky garden — soft furnishings and all.

The Phene, 9 Phene Street, Chelsea, SW3 5NY

Cooper's Arms

Located just off the King's Road, this Chelsea pub has Victorian features, craft beers and a beer garden.

Cooper's Arms, 87 Flood Street, Chelsea, SW3 5TB

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Wimbledon Hand in Hand

19th-century cottage on the edge of Wimbledon Common, with a garden-like back yard with calming green views.

Hand in Hand, 6 Crooked Billet, Wimbledon, SW19 4RQ

Rose & Crown

A Wimbledon pub with a cosy patio-ed beer garden.

Rose & Crown, 55 High Street, Wimbledon, SW19 5BA

The Alexandra

Good old-fashioned pub with a spacious terrace and a balcony out the front.

The Alexandra, 33 Wimbledon Hill Road, SW19 7NE

The Alexandra, WimbledonThe Sultan

Red-brick pub with real ales and a walled garden.

The Sultan, 78 Norman Road, SW19 1BT

White CityGarden Bar

True to its name, the garden here really is something, wood decked and extensive, and beautifully fairy-lit at night.

Garden Bar, 41 Bramley Road, Notting Hill, W10 6SZ

Garden Bar, White CityThe best beer gardens in north LondonBarnet Ye Olde Mitre Inne

A tremendous 16th century inn with the feel of a village pub and a garden, complete with a stone kiln.

Ye Olde Mitre Inne, 58 High Street, Barnet EN5 5SJ

The Black Horse

A smashing pub, with a moderately sized beer garden.

The Black Horse, 92 Wood Street, Barnet EN5 4BW

The Orange Tree

Beautiful garden and a wonderful, traditional pub. Frequented by celebs and footballers.

The Orange Tree, 7 Totteridge Village, N20 8NX

The Ranelagh, East FinchleyEnfieldThe Plough

Rambling garden, decent playground (for the kids we might add), and the honour of being London's most northerly pub.

The Plough, Cattlegate Road, EN2 9DJ

East FinchleyThe Ranelagh

Pints and Sunday roasts in a decked pub garden. Lovely.

The Ranelagh, 82 Bounds Green Road, N11 2EU

The Old White Lion

Cracking pub, very close to the tube station, with a well thought-out beer garden. Look out for the sculpture of the old white lion.

The Old White Lion, 121 Great North Road, East Finchley N2 0NW

The Maid of MuswellThe Maid of Muswell

Smart neighbourhood pub with a covered terrace.

The Maid of Muswell, 121 Alexandra Park Road, N10 2DP

Crouch EndYe Olde Cherry Tree

This pub garden makes you feel like you've just taken a stroll to a countryside pub — a great city escape.

Ye Olde Cherry Tree, The Green, N14 6EN

The Beehive, TottenhamTottenhamThe Beehive

Family friendly, great beer and lots of space in this lovely locals' beer garden.

The Beehive, Stoneleigh Road, Tottenham, N17 9BQ

Camden The Pineapple

A popular Kentish Town pub, with a conservatory and beer garden. One of London's best all-round boozers.

The Pineapple, 51 Leverton Street, NW5 2NX

The Junction Tavern

Large Victorian building with an airy conservatory and a buzzing beer garden.

The Junction Tavern, 101 Fortess Road, NW5 1AG

Abbey Tavern, Kentish TownAbbey Tavern

A great summer spot, with a large roof terrace and beer garden.

Abbey Tavern, 124 Kentish Town Road, NW1 9QB

The Edinboro Castle

Huge beer garden with plenty of benches, but on sunny days can get very busy.

The Edinboro Castle, 57 Mornington Terrace, NW1 7RU

The Edinboro Castle, Camden The Hawley Arms

An autographed rock star hall, a small garden and bonus roof terrace.

The Hawley Arms, 2 Castlehaven Road, NW1 8QU

The Engineer

Based in leafy Primrose Hill with a walled garden.

The Engineer, 65 Gloucester Avenue, NW1 8JH

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The Lock Tavern

Buzzing pub with a rooftop drinking area overlooking Camden Market (but not the Lock).

The Lock Tavern, 35 Chalk Farm Road, Camden Town, NW1 8AJ

Princess of Wales

This pub has a rare basement garden, which has/had a fake Banksy.

Princess of Wales, 22 Chalcot Road, NW1 8LL

Pembroke Castle

Has a small terrace area — but be warned — it's often full.

Pembroke Castle, 150 Gloucester Avenue, NW1 8JA

Stoke NewingtonThe Clarence Tavern

Previously The Stoke Newington Tea House, and before that the Daniel Defoe — The Clarence Tavern retains its large terrace beer garden.

The Clarence Tavern, 102 Stoke Newington Church Street, Stoke Newington, N16 0LA

The Londesborough

Friendly neighbourhood pub with a beer garden and Sunday lunches.

The Londesborough, 36 Barbauld Road, Stoke Newington, N16 0SS

The Auld Shillelagh

Lively Irish boozer with pot plant-studded garden.

The Auld Shillelagh, 105 Stoke Newington Church Street, Stoke Newington, N16 0UD

White Hart

'The worst kept secret in Stoke Newington' — an old-school beer garden that seats hundreds.

White Hart, 69 Stoke Newington High Street, N16 8E

The Faltering FullbackHolloway RoadThe Faltering Fullback

A veritable Ewok's Village of a beer garden.

The Faltering Fullback, 19 Perth Road, N4 3HB

North Nineteen

Family run pub specialising in ales and whiskies. Paved, but nice garden.

North Nineteen, 194-196 Sussex Way, N19 4HZ

The Swimmer at Grafton Arms

The roof terrace here is a nice sun trap.

The Swimmer at Grafton Arms, 13 Eburne Road, N7 6AR

The Crown, IslingtonIslington The Crown

A smart local, standing here for over 100 years, with Victorian charm and an outside seating area

The Crown, 116 Cloudesley Road, N1 0EB

The Alwyne Castle

Extensive beer garden wraps around the pub and features sheltered seating as well as picnic benches.

The Alwyne Castle, 83 St Paul's Road, N1 2LY

The Albion

Georgian pub with an extensive garden.

The Albion, 10 Thornhill Road, Islington, N1 1HW

The Albion, IslingtonEarl of Essex

Located just off Regent's Canal, with a menu matched to one of 20 craft beers.

Earl of Essex,25 Danbury St, Islington, N1 8LE

The Canonbury Tavern

Pretty, landscaped garden filled with picnic benches and tables for al fresco dining from the outdoor Burger Shack.

The Canonbury Tavern, 21 Canonbury Place, N1 2NS

HampsteadThe Black Lion

A large split-level garden with a full sunset view

The Black Lion, 295-297 West End Lane, West Hampstead, NW6 1RD

The Windmill

This hotel/pub has a neat little garden out the back, with a mix of chunky picnic benches, elegant garden sets and a leafy green wall.

The Windmill, 57 Cricklewood Broadway, NW2 3JX

The Freemasons Arms, HampsteadThe Freemasons Arms

This smart Hampstead pub looks like a country house, with an airy conservatory and an opulent beer garden.

The Freemasons Arms, 32 Downshire Hill, Hampstead, NW3 1NT

The Garden Gate

Wood-panelled 19th-century pub with a popular, large, heated garden.

The Garden Gate, 14 South End Road, Hampstead, NW3 2QE

The Stag, HampsteadThe Stag

Around since 1874, this Hampstead gastropub has private cabanas in the back garden.

The Stag, 67 Fleet Road, Hampstead, NW3 2QU

The Spaniards Inn

One of London's greatest pubs, packed with history. A green garden offering al fresco dining.

The Spaniards Inn, Spaniards Road, Hampstead, NW3 7JJ

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HighgateRed Lion & Sun

A shady garden which sometimes does hog roasts in the summer.

Red Lion & Sun, 25 North Road, Highgate, N6 4BE

The Flask

With preserved Victorian features and a partly covered area at the front of the pub.

The Flask, 14 Flask Walk, NW3 1HE

The Bull

Trendy pub with a small outdoor decking area.

The Bull, 13 North Hill, Highgate, N6 4AB

The Woodman, HighgateThe Woodman

One of the largest gardens in Highgate, with both covered, decked patios and al fresco benches.

The Woodman, 414 Archway Road, Highgate, N6 5UA

The best pub beer gardens in south LondonThe County Arms, BalhamBalhamThe County Arms

Sitting on the edge of Wandsworth Common, a refurbed Victorian building-turned pub with a large sun drenched garden, small tables, family benches and parasols. Dreamy.

The County Arms, 345 Trinity Road, SW18 3SH

The Avalon

Lurking between Clapham and Balham — this gastro pub sure pulls in a crowd. Boasting three outdoor spaces — a roadside terrace, a secluded courtyard, and a large back garden with its very own bar.

The Avalon, 16 Balham Hill, SW12 9EB

The Hope

Beers with a view of Wandsworth Common. Dog-friendly.

The Hope, 1 Bellevue Road, SW17 7EG

The Nightingale, WandsworthThe Nightingale

Built in 1853, this cottage-style pub is steeped in character. The garden features a charcoal barbecue.

The Nightingale, 97 Nightingale Lane, SW12 8NX

The Devonshire

This 'Secret' bar garden is one of the biggest in Balham — head here for al fresco dinners and barbecues.

The Devonshire, 39 Balham High Road, SW12 9AN

Leather Bottle, EarlsfieldEarlsfield/ TootingLeather Bottle

300 year-old pub with an immense beer garden, beach huts and outdoor games.

Leather Bottle, 538 Garratt Lane, Earlsfield, SW17 ONY

The Antelope

Now has a restaurant in the refurbished garage in its spacious and sunny yard. With Sunday roasts, a fireplace and a quiz night.

The Antelope,76 Mitcham Road, SW17 9NG

The Selkirk

Large lawn and decking area.

The Selkirk, 60 Selkirk Road, SW17 0ES

The Selkirk, TootingStreatham Pratts & Payne

A pretty courtyard garden out back that's a little bit of a sun trap.

Pratts & Payne, 103 Streatham High Road, SW16 1HJ

The Bull, StreathamThe Bull

Renovated a few years back, The Bull is home to a sizeable pub garden filled with plenty of seats and colourful sheds available for private hire.

The Bull, 498 Streatham High Road, SW16 3QB

Sutton The Hope

A courtyard, large decked garden and mini-orchard, all at the rear of the pub.

The Hope, 48 West Street, Carshalton SM5 2PR

The Builders Arms, CroydonCroydonThe Builders Arms

Traditional beer garden great for supping London Pride etc.

The Builders Arms, Leslie Park Road, CR0 6TP

The Oval Tavern

Decent sized beer garden hidden away at the bottom of the pub (it's on a hill) — sometimes the hops grown here are made into Cronx beer.

The Oval Tavern, 131 Oval Road, CR0 6BG

The Windmill on the Common, ClaphamClaphamThe Windmill on the Common

Country-style pub always bustling on the weekend. Spacious conservatory and generous garden located right on Clapham Common.

The Windmill on the Common, Windmill Drive, SW4 9DE

The King & Co

Trendy craft beer pub with food pop ups and a small terrace at the front.

The King & Co, Clapham Park Road, SW4 7BZ

The Falcon

Out the back you'll find yourself in a tropical(ish) paradise. Or hang around in the front garden and watch the Clapham wildlife.

The Falcon, 33 Bedford Road, SW4 7SQ

BrixtonHope & Anchor, BrixtonHope & Anchor

Verging more on bar territory, but this is (we reckon) one of the best beer gardens in Brixton. It's huge, with a campfire and a circle of tiki huts you can book out individually.

Hope & Anchor, 123 Acre Lane, SW2 5UA

Trinity Arms

Voted by Londonist readers as one of the best pubs in Brixton, with a handsome interior and healthy-sized beer garden — they call it 'hidden', but we say, not very.

Trinity Arms, 45 Trinity Gardens, SW9 8DR

Duke of Edinburgh

A popular choice amongst Brixtonites, with a huuuuuge garden with a Glastonbury-esque feel — hay on the ground, fell tree benches and an outside kitchen.

Duke of Edinburgh, 204 Ferndale Road, SW9 8AG

Ghost Whale, BrixtonGhost Whale

Small, artily-painted suntrap of a garden serving some of the best beer in the area.

Ghost Whale, 70 Atlantic Road SW9 8PX

The Landor

Clean cut pub with a bushy beer garden hosting al fresco parties in the summer.

The Landor, 70 Landor Road, SW9 9PH

The best beer gardens in east LondonCrate Brewery, Hackney Wick Hackney Wick/ Stratford/ Leytonstone Crate Brewery

Set up in an old factory with canal-side drinking and pizza.

Crate Brewery & Pizzeria, Unit 7 Queen's Yard, White Post Lane, E9 5EN

Howling Hops

Huge beer tanks behind the bar and plenty of sun-drenched benches outside. If there's any sun.

Howling Hops, Unit 9A Queen's Yard, White Post Lane, E9 5EN

The Red Lion

Shabby chic London boozer with ales, British food — great beer garden with graffitied walls and table football under a covered area.

The Red Lion, 640 High Road Leytonstone, E11 3AA

The Birkbeck Tavern

Local pub with a walled garden.

The Birkbeck Tavern, 45 Langthorne Road, E11 4HL

The Cuckfield

There's a conservatory and generous beer garden within this former 19th-century coaching inn.

The Cuckfield, 31 High Street, E11 2AA

The Forest Tavern

Naturally, in Forest Gate, this sizeable Portobello Brewery pub hides a good-sized beer garden to the rear.

The Forest Tavern, 173 Forest Lane, E7 9BB

The Nightingale

A cosy pub with benches outside. Plant yourself down.

The Nightingale, 51 Nightingale Lane, E11 2EY

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Hackney CentralThe Chesham Arms

Pub is declared an Asset of Community Value, and that's easy to understand when you see the beer garden — massive, scattered with pot plants, benches, and greenery. No kitchen, but you can order pizza from Yard Sale.

The Chesham Arms, 5 Mehetabel Road, E9 6DU

ClaptonPrincess of Wales

This rural pub sits on the edge of Hackney and Leyton, with views of the River Lea from one side, and large areas of parkland on the other. A city escape in the city.

Princess of Wales, 146 Lea Bridge Road, E5 9RB

The Crooked Billet

This Clapton gem has a nicely sized beer garden, with sheltered huts and outside screens so you can catch the game and some rays. Winner.

The Crooked Billet, 84 Upper Clapton Road, E5 9JP

Victoria ParkPeople's Park Tavern

Enormous beer garden with dozens of benches, little cabins, and a shaded area — plus a scattering of heaters. The garden has its own bar, and live music outdoors on a Friday.

People's Park Tavern, 360 Victoria Park Road, E9 7BX

Royal Inn on the Park

Steeped in history, this magnificent place has a small beer garden.

Royal Inn on the Park, 111 Lauriston Road, E9 7HJ

Royal Inn on the Park, Victoria ParkLondon Fields/ Mile End/ Bethnal Green Pub on the Park

Like it says on the tin, located right on the edge of London Fields, this is the perfect summer drinking/ partying spot, with a huge park-sided beer garden, with boules — plus dancing and DJs inside on the weekends.

Pub on the Park, 19 Martello Street, E8 3PE

Bethnal Green Tavern, Bethnal GreenBethnal Green Tavern

Recently renovated east end boozer (formerly The Misty Moon) with an enclosed beer garden.

Bethnal Green Tavern, 456 Bethnal Green Road, E2 0EA

The Old George

If all the studied tattiness isn't your thing, there's a slightly more polished anteroom and a pretty big beer garden out the back.

The Old George, 379 Bethnal Green Road, E2 0AN

The Old George, Bethnal GreenWalthamstowThe Nag's Head

Palm trees, pizzas and partitioned seating are features of this Walthamstow boozer, not far from God's Own Junkyard. There's also a good beer list, a lot of heaters, and a pub cat. Good all round.

The Nag's Head, 9 Orford Road, E17 9LP

Shoreditch/Hoxton/Haggerston/DalstonThe Red Lion

Cracking suntrap of a rooftop seating area, but you have to carry your pint all the way up. Don't try when you're tipsy.

The Red Lion, 41 Hoxton Square, N1 6NH

The Fox Craft Beer House, HaggerstonOld Fountain

With craft and cask ales aplenty — and a smallish roof terrace.

Old Fountain,3 Baldwin Street, EC1V 9NU

The Crown and Shuttle

Has a surprisingly large beer garden.

The Crown and Shuttle, 226 Shoreditch High Street, E1 6PJ

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The Talbot

Seating around the front and the back, plus a little balcony upstairs too.

The Talbot,109 Mortimer Road N1 4JY

The Scolt Head

Grab a craft beer and head out to the ivy-clad garden out the back, with its own lamppost.

The Scolt Head, 107A Culford Road, N1 4HT

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Tower Bridge and downriverThe Mayflower

Riverside pub vying for the 'Oldest Pub on The Thames' title. With a tiny Thames-side terrace.

The Mayflower, 117 Rotherhithe Street, SE16 4NF

The Town of Ramsgate

This ship-like riverside pub claims to be the oldest pub on The Thames — where James II's famous Hanging Judge Jeffries was captured back in the 17th century.

The Town of Ramsgate, 62 Wapping High Street, St Katharine's & Wapping, E1W 2PN

The Dickens Inn, St Katharine DocksThe Dickens Inn

With a great location at the heart of St Katharine Docks, this waterside pub boasts tiered balconies, hanging flower baskets and, blissfully, not a car in sight.

The Dickens Inn, Marble Quay, St Katharine's Way, E1W 1UH

The Captain Kidd

This old warehouse has large windows overlooking The Thames — plus a large yard downstairs right by the river.

The Captain Kidd,108 Wapping High Street, E1W 2NE

View from the Old Salt Quay, RotherhitheOld Salt Quay

A modern converted warehouse overlooking the Thames

Old Salt Quay, 163 Rotherhithe Street, SE16 5QU

Prospect of Whitby

One of London's most famous pubs, from the 1520s. With a sought-out drinking terrace out the back.

Prospect of Whitby, 57 Wapping Wall, E1W 3SH

The Gun, ColdhabourCanary WharfThe Gun, Coldharbour

Located right on the river. Boom!

The Gun, Coldharbour, 27 Coldharbour, Poplar, E14 9NS

Clerkenwell/Farringdon/The CityThe Fence

There are better pubs in the area, but this is one of the few with a beer garden at the back.

The Fence, 67-69 Cowcross Street, Farringdon EC1M 6BP

The Fence, FarringdonCrown Tavern

No garden, but lots of outside space on the concrete, with tables.

Crown Tavern, 43 Clerkenwell Green, Clerkenwell, EC1R 0EG

The Argyle

Modern pub with a roof terrace area — rare for this part of town.

The Argyle, 1 Greville Street, EC1N 8PQ

The Old Bank of England

High ceilinged pub in the former Bank of England's Law Courts. You can't miss the genuine double-decker bus that takes up half of the back yard (and in which you may drink).

The Old Bank of England, 194 Fleet Street, EC4A 2LT

Ye Olde London, Ludgate HillYe Olde London

Has a pleasant courtyard space.

Ye Olde London, 42 Ludgate Hill, EC4M 7DE

The best beer gardens in the West EndThe Punch & Judy, Covent GardenCovent GardenPunch and Judy

18th century pub with a roof terrace overlooking the piazza/street performers.

Punch and Judy, 40 The Market, Covent Garden, WC2E 8RF

Fitzrovia/BloomsburyThe Carpenters Arms

Wood-panelled pub with a small roof terrace.

The Carpenters Arms, 68-70 Whitfield Street, Bloomsbury, W1T 4EY

The Grafton Arms

19th-century Bloomsbury pub with real ales and a nice little back terrace.

The Grafton Arms, 72 Grafton Way, Bloomsbury, W1T 5DU

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The best beer gardens in south London(Including south-central London.)

WaterlooDoggett's Coat & Badge

Named after the 300 year old boat race (oldest in the world) that hits the Thames every July with summer barbecues in the beer garden out the back.

Doggett's Coat & Badge, 1 Blackfriars Bridge, SE1 9UD

Founder's Arms

The riverside views says it all.

Founder's Arms, 52 Hopton Street, SE1 9JH

The Anchor Bankside

Popular tourist pub with riverside beer garden, plus roof terrace.

The Anchor Bankside, 34 Park Street, SE1 9EF

The Old Thameside

Raised seating area overlooking the river and the Golden Hinde.

The Old Thameside, Pickfords Wharf, Clink Street, SE1 9DG

The George Inn

The yard is given over to seating at this historic galleried pub.

The George Inn, The George Inn Yard, 77 Borough High Street, SE1 1NH

The Horniman

This former tea warehouse offers riverside drinking with good view of the City.

The Horniman, Hay's Galleria, Hays Galleria, 18-19 Battle Bridge Lane, SE1 2HD

The Mudlark

With a concreted drinking area to side of pub.

The Mudlark, Montague Close, SE1 9DA

Rose & Crown

One of central London's biggest beer gardens, although new development means it's sadly in the shade most times.

Rose & Crown, 47 Colombo Street, SE1 8DP

The Fentiman Arms, OvalThe Woolpack

A narrow little pub with a nice little garden out the back.

Woolpack, 98 Bermondsey Street, SE1 3UB

The Roebuck

Victorian pub with a cosy beer garden

The Roebuck, 50 Great Dover Street, SE1 4YG

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Camberwell The Sun

Trendy pub with a garden in the front and back.

The Sun, 61-63 Coldharbour Lane, Camberwell, SE5 9NS

Denmark HillFox on the Hill

This Wetherspoon hosts a large garden on a slope, featuring a statue of its namesake.

Fox on the Hill, 149 Denmark Hill, Camberwell, SE5 8EH

VauxhallThe Fentiman Arms

Great split level beer garden with covered decking for when it rains, patio heaters for when it's cold, and trees giving natural shade for when it's sunny.

The Fentiman Arms, 64 Fentiman Road, Oval, SW8 1LA

Prince of Wales

No beer garden as such, but you're allowed to take your drinks onto the grass of the square.

Prince of Wales, Cleaver Square, SE11 4EA

Frank's. Image: LondonistPeckham Frank's

Okay… yes bar — but pretty epic. On top of multistorey car park, with vast city views, this makes for a killer sunset spot. Only open in the summer.

Frank's, 95A Rye Lane, SE15 4ST

The Rye, PeckhamThe Angel and Oak

Formerly The Rye. Lovely green garden that's part deck, part grass. Has table tennis.

The Angel and Oak, 31 Peckham Rye, SE15 3NX

New CrossThe New Cross House

Spacious local with a decked beer garden.

The New Cross House, 316 New Cross Road, SE14 6AF

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Herne Hill/ DulwichFlorence

Upmarket bar with a decked garden.

Florence, 131-133 Dulwich Road, Herne Hill, SE24 0NG

The Plough

Large pub with a conservatory, outdoor decked area and barbecues in the summer.

The Plough,381 Lordship Lane, Dulwich, SE22 8JJ

The Herne Tavern, DulwichThe Herne Tavern

A true pub 'garden', filled with flowers, fruit trees and herb planters (and very happy bees during the summer months, too).

The Herne Tavern, 2 Forest Hill Road, Dulwich, SE22 0RR

The Railway

A no frills pub with tree houses out the back

The Railway Tavern, 7 Station Rise, Tulse Hill, SE27 9BW

The Rosendale, West DulwichThe Rosendale

There's a huge beer garden at this former coaching inn.

The Rosendale, 65 Rosendale Road, SE21 8EZ

Dulwich Wood House

A smart pub in leafy Dulwich with a smartly preened beer garden with cute wooden huts.

Dulwich Wood House, 39 Sydenham Hill, SE26 6RS

Dulwich Wood HouseBridge House

A two-tiered beer garden — heck yes!

Bridge House, 2 High Street, SE20 8RZ

Swan & Mitre

Georgian pub with guest beers and sports.

Swan & Mitre, 260-262 High Street, Bromley, BR1 1PG

The Dolphin

Spacious lawned beer garden with preened hedges, it feels a bit like a scene out of Alice In Wonderland.

The Dolphin,121 Sydenham Road, SE26 5HB

The Dolphin, SydenhamWest Norwood The Paxton

Modern bar with an edgy walled beer garden, and outdoor tent projections.

The Paxton, 255 Gipsy Road, West Norwood, SE27 9QY

Crystal PalaceThe Alma

Excellent ales and a massive garden out back.

The Alma, 95 Church Road, Upper Norwood, SE19 2TA

Craft & Courage

Superlative range of beers on tap (and many more in cans) to drink in their small, sheltered and shingled backyard.

Craft & Courage, 28 Westow Hill, SE19 1RX

Hither Green and Ladywell Ladywell Tavern

The tavern has had a makeover; now it's all about top quality wine, acoustic live music. It still has that nice little beer garden with wooden benches.

Ladywell Tavern, 80 Ladywell Road, Ladywell, SE13 7HS

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The Station Hotel

Serving up real ales and a sunny courtyard.

The Station,14 Staplehurst Road, Hither Green, SE13 5NB

Jolly Farmer

A great local pub with real character.

Jolly Farmer, 354 Lewisham High Street, SE13 6LE

The Princess of Wales, Blackheath BlackheathThe Princess Of Wales

This Victorian pub has a part-covered and heated garden.

The Princess Of Wales, 1a Montpelier Row, Blackheath, SE3 0RL

The Dacre Arms

A friendly local 'old man's pub'.

The Dacre Arms, 11 Kingswood Place, Blackheath, SE13 5BU

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The Railway

A local pub with a roof terrace.

The Railway, 16 Blackheath Village, Blackheath, SE3 9LE

British Oak

Classic British pub, with craft ales, wood panelled walls and a beer garden with live chickens (yes indeed).

British Oak, 109 Old Dover Road, Blackheath, SE3 8SU

The Vanbrugh, GreenwichGreenwichThe Vanbrugh

This local pub is middle class all the way, with a lunchtime mums and babies club and a lawned garden. Note: Closed as of 2022, but promising to reopen.

The Vanbrugh, 91 Colomb Street, Greenwich, SE10 9EZ

Cutty Sark

Over 200 years old, and full of (tasteful) nauticalia, this pub comes with a great riverside terrace.

Cutty Sark, 4-6 Ballast Quay, SE10 9PD

Old Brewery, GreenwichOld Brewery

This Greenwich gastropub serves seasonal British food, decent beers and boasts a nice outdoor terrace, seconds from the Cutty Sark.

Old Brewery, The Pepys Building, The Old Royal Naval College, Greenwich, SE10 9LW

The Gipsy Moth

Small pub with a very decent patio garden and retractable roof.

The Gipsy Moth, 60 Greenwich Church Street, SE10 9BL

Richard I, Greenwich. Image: Young'sRichard I

With streetside seating and a large beer garden, heated in the winter. This place has had a recent revamp and now includes the garden and rooms from the former Greenwich Union next door.

Richard I, 52-54 Royal Hill, SE10 8RT

The Guildford Arms

With a sunken decked beer garden.

The Guildford Arms, 55 Guildford Grove, SE10 8JY

Dial Arch, WoolwichWoolwich Dial Arch

Lots of tables out front so you can sit in the sun, but often people sit on the grassy square that Dial Arch borders.

Dial Arch, Major Draper Street, Woolwich, SE18 6GH

Danson Stables

Converted 18th-century stables.

Danson Stables, Danson Park, Bexleyheath, DA6 8HL

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Daytrippers to London have been using day travelcards for almost 40 years.A woman sits on a park bench, fraternising with a man with a one day travelcard for a head.

'Get to Know the Off-Peak Travelcard' runs the headline. It's a faintly sinister advert for an altogether brilliant idea. In 1984, London launched the one day travelcard — an initiative championed by then Greater London Council leader Ken Livingstone, in the days before he started manhandling tube doors with his foot.

The day travelcard became a major hit — a golden (or in this case, orange) ticket for daytrippers. With this piece of paper, visitors had near-unlimited access to London via its befuddling spaghetti of transport routes — no fumbling for cash to buy extra tickets, no worrying about being fined for boarding a bus you hadn't paid to get on. Adverts, smothered in 1980s cheese encouraged Starlight Express-loving youngsters to glide into town, for 'little more than a cheap day return'. This wasn't just a ticket, it was a sales pitch for visiting the capital.

In a digital-forward 2023, the travelcard remains an uncomplicated piece of paper that you can slide into a barrier, or flash at a bus driver, and know you'll be OK. Trams and the Elizabeth line are included these days — and, priced £15.20 and covering zones 1-6, it's also very reasonable. But now the one day travelcard faces the wastepaper basket of doom, with TfL announcing a public consultation on scrapping it outright.

"It would put me off visiting"When everything from banknotes to paper theatre tickets are being screwed up and hurled out the window, perhaps the demise of the day travelcard might seem inevitable. In fact it was doing very nicely until recently; 2018 saw its highest ever sales — 27 million. The trouble came with the pandemic, which inevitably saw a plunge in visitor numbers. The day travelcard hasn't recovered. Last financial year, only 15 million were sold.

Many Londoners now use contactless to get around — and post-pandemic those figures rose even higher, from 400,000 contactless journeys a day being made using a mobile phone or smart watch, to 485,000. But, could ditching the one day travelcard ultimately put non-Londoners off coming in? Deciding that rather than go see that new exhibition at the Science Museum, they might go to the Kent coast instead. According to many of our readers, yes.

"I live outside London, it would put me off visiting," says one of our readers. Image: Londonist"These have been so useful for us out-of-towners adding them onto our return rail tickets and not having to figure out how to buy tube or bus tickets once we're in London, bearing in mind that onward travel is mostly a necessity from National Rail termini," says Geoff Nash. "I live outside London, it would put me off visiting," says Emma Emmerton. "People will not want to pay twice for the tube and their train. Just having one card is a million times easier," says Robbie Morrison.

That's not all; at a time when Mayor of London Sadiq Khan — who oversees TfL in his role as Mayor of London — is pushing hard against the use of cars in the city, could the move be folly? "It'll make more people drive into London if anything..." suggests Londonist reader Tom Berry.

South London blog Inside Croydon also thinks scrapping the travelcard could backfire, citing a "lead to added costs, more complexity and even conflict between staff and the public." Khan, says the blog, has fallen into a 'Tory trap'. It's worth pointing out that Khan and TfL are having their arm twisted. They say: "As required by conditions of the government's funding settlements, we are considering proposals to generate additional income. One of these proposals is withdrawal from elements of the Travelcard Agreement, such as TfL's acceptance of day travelcards..." If doing away with it is the wrong thing, maybe fingers should be pointing to Westminster rather than City Hall.

Misplaced in 2023?Image: Christian Wiediger via UnsplashBut is it time to move on anyway? There was a brouhaha when London transport went cashless in 2014, but that feels like a distant memory now. And, as other Londonist readers point out, isn't the day travelcard misplaced in the London of 2023? "What's the point... these days?" questions Adam Seymour-Davies, "If you 'pay as you go' it caps at travelcard rates, doesn't it?" Tracy French adds "I can’t see what the problem is to be honest. You'll get a day return to one of the main overground stations, then tap and go with your debit card. You have been able to do this for years. The tap and go has a price cap so often it can work out very good value."

It's true that travelling through zones 1-6 on a contactless or Oyster card is capped at £14.90 per day for an adult — 30p less than a day travelcard. Anybody with a debit or Oyster card will be able to continue their onward journey into London using that. Also, TfL reckons it'll make an extra £40m of additional revenue each year by performing the switch — surely worth it for everyone?

But there will be complications along the way: things like overseas tourists being charged fees to use their debit cards, and kids who don't have debit cards. "One of the reasons to retain the one day travelcard is for people who are in situations where they don't have an Oyster (or free travel concession) and contactless card because they got lost or stolen and had to wait for a new one to turn up in the post," says @CLondoner92.

Whatever happens, we wonder how many people who bought their first travelcard 40 years ago would believe that the future was invisible tickets bought with invisible money.

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All weekendFoodies Festival is at Syon Park all weekend.BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND: May has absolutely spoiled us for bank holidays, and we've got our third and final serving this weekend. Take a look at our guide to spending the bank holiday weekend in London for ways to fill your time, from walking routes to top-notch pubs to guided tours and cultural days out.

HALF TERM: For most London schools, the May half term break starts this weekend. Stuck for things to do with the kids? In need of family days out in the capital? Our guide to May half term in London covers family-friendly events, exhibitions, theatre shows and more, with a helpful guide to the capital's best playgrounds, and plenty of free things to do too.

MCM COMIC CON: Dust off your cape — MCM Comic Con is back at ExCeL London. Highlights include guest stars, author talks, costume competitions and more. Guests include actors Julian Glover and David Bradley, and author Ben Aaronovitch. 26-28 May

MOTORING PAGEANT: Whitewebbs Museum hosts the Enfield Pageant of Motoring, taking place at the Enfield Playing Fields. It brings together classic cars and motorbikes, hot rods, modified cars and military vehicles, along with live music and DJs, a funfair, and food and drink stalls. Note that the museum itself isn't open. 27-28 May

ALADDIN SANE: David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust fans won't want to miss Aladdin Sane, an exhibition at Southbank Centre marking 50 years since the album was released — with an accompanying programme of events. Focus is largely on the iconic lightning bolt cover photograph, and this is your last week to see it. Until 28 May

Last chance to see Aladdin Sane at Southbank Centre. Photo Duffy © Duffy Archive & The David Bowie ArchiveTMPEAKY BLINDERS: Love TV show Peaky Blinders? This is the final week of Peaky Blinders: The Rise, an immersive experience which takes you into the dark world of Tommy Shelby, where you meet the characters, explore the sets, and take part in challenges. Until 28 May

CHELSEA AND BELGRAVIA IN BLOOM: West London gets a floral glow-up as free flower festivals Chelsea in Bloom and Belgravia in Bloom return, to coincide with the Chelsea Flower Show (which itself ends on Saturday). The theme this year is Flowers on Film for Chelsea in Bloom, and Into the Wild for Belgravia in Bloom, so expect to see large-scale floral installations at shops, restaurants and other businesses around these areas. Both FREE, Chelsea in Bloom is 22-28 May, and Belgravia in Bloom is 22-29 May

MIND BODY SPIRIT FESTIVAL: The Mind Body Spirit Wellbeing Festival returns to Olympia London for a celebration of inspiration, connections and healing. Enjoy curated workshops and experiences, hear from motivational speakers, musicians, artists and performers from across the globe, and shop some incredible brands at the wellbeing market. Use code LDNIST10 for 10% off tickets. 26-29 May (sponsor)

FOODIES FESTIVAL: Head to Syon Park for Foodies Festival, a three-day celebration of all things edible (and quaffable), with a side of live music. Fleur East, Scouting For Girls and Sophie Ellis-Bextor are among the performers, with live demos by celebrity chefs, street food and artisan markets, kids' cookery sessions, pop-up bars and more. 27-29 May

Last chance to catch Belgravia in Bloom - and Chelsea in Bloom too.NEON ARTWORKS: Head to Rich Mix in Shoreditch for a free exhibition of neon artworks by Chila Kumari Singh Burman. Her work has previously adorned the front of Tate Britain, and the interior of Covent Garden Market, and this time we're promised "bold, colourful installations combining Hindu mythology, British iconography, Bollywood glamour, colonial history and childhood memories". FREE, until 7 June

POLAR SILK ROAD: The Natural History Museum opens a new, free display, The Polar Silk Road, displaying the work of artist and photographer Gregor Sailer. View 67 photographs and a short film discussing the wide-ranging impacts of the climate crisis, including how melting ice across the Arctic is opening shorter sea routes in an area becoming widely known as the Polar Silk Road. FREE, from 26 May

TROUBLES: The Imperial War Museum opens a new exhibition, Northern Ireland: Living with the Troubles. It explores the conflict in Northern Ireland through the perspectives of multiple individuals affected, through photos, stories and objects — and the exhibition finishes with a look at the situation today and in the future. FREE, 26 May- January 2024

GO BEYOND LONDON: Fancy leaving the capital altogether for a day (or longer)? Browse our Beyond London section for Team Londonist's best recommendations for day trips and weekend breaks from London. Perhaps you're into castles, or the seaside, or fancy visiting a quaint tea room, or going on a frog hunt, or marching around the entire solar system, or... well, you get the picture. Have a browse. Got longer than a day to spare? We've put together guides to weekend breaks in the likes of York, Liverpool and Brighton, or, if you fancy travelling further afield, Milan, Cologne, and Corralejo.

Saturday 27 MaySoapbox Science returns to South Bank. Image (C) ZSLCHELSEA FLOWER SHOW: A calendar highlight for any green-fingered Londoner, the RHS Chelsea Flower Show has taken over the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea this week, with gardeners from all over the country showing off their work; stalls where you can buy flowers and plants to take home; and a chance to pick up tips from gardening experts. Today's the final day, when a lot of the plants from the displays get sold off — it's not uncommon to see people lugging rose bushes and the like on the tube as it approaches closing time. 8am-5.30pm

MUSLIM TECH FESTIVAL: Taking place at the Royal Institution, Muslim Tech Festival is a chance to meet a group of leading Muslim researchers, engineers, start-up founders, and AI specialists as they present their cutting-edge research, experiences, and challenges. Find out about careers an opportunities in the industry. 9.30am-5pm

SWISH ONLINE: UCL's wonderful Grant Museum of Zoology is currently closed for a bit of a spruce up, but it's still running online events in the mean time. Today it's Swish Online, a pre-recorded puppetry performance aimed at 3-7 year olds and their families, about life on a reef in the ocean. 10.30am-11.15am

FOOTBALL BOOK MARKET: Stanchion Books and South London Gallery Bookshop join forces for the London Football Book Market, a chance to browse and buy football-related books, magazines, fanzines, shirts, prints and other merch from independent publishers. 11am-6pm

AFRICAN CARIBBEAN FOOD: As part of British Library's Food Season, it hosts African Caribbean Food Ways Day, a celebration of food heritage and community. The programme of speakers includes chefs Maria Bradford and Denai Moore, restaurant founder Akwasi Brenya-Mensa, and author and journalist Jimi Famurewa. 12pm-6.30pm

ALLY PALLY 150: This month marks 150 years since Alexandra Palace was first opened to the public, to mark Queen Victoria's 54th birthday. They're throwing a big party to mark the anniversary with live music, palace tours, cinema screenings, a silent disco and more. 12pm-9pm

SOAPBOX SCIENCE: Leading female and non-binary scientists take to their soapboxes to discuss their areas of expertise; Soapbox Science pops up on South Bank, with sharks, DNA and brain tumours among the topics covered by representatives from ZSL, UCL, the University of Cambridge and other eminent institutions. FREE, 1pm-4pm

Catch Panti Bliss at Soho TheatreTHIN VEIL OF LONDON: Minimum Labyrinth's The Thin Veil of London is a walk around the lesser-known corners of Holborn and Bloomsbury, inspired by 'folk horror' pioneer Arthur Machen. Hear about sinister ancient horrors which lurk just beneath the surface of modern life on this theatrical history tour. 2.30pm/6pm

SPITTING IMAGE THE MUSICAL: Fans of satirical puppet show Spitting Image are in for a treat, as Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical comes to the Peacock Theatre. Over 100 puppets feature, including likenesses of Tom Cruise, Greta Thunberg, Meghan Markle, Tyson Fury, RuPaul, Angela Rayner, Idris Elba, Ant & Dec, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, Stormzy, Vladimir Putin... and many more. 2.30pm/7.30pm

BLACK PANTHER: Head to the Royal Albert Hall for the European premiere of Black Panther in Concert, featuring the Chineke! Orchestra playing Ludwig Göransson’s award-winning score live as the film is screened. 2.30pm/7.30pm

HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES: Theatre company British Touring Shakespeare bring a new adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel The Hound of the Baskervilles to the Bridge House Theatre in Penge. It's aimed both at existing fans and anyone who's never read the novel, and features live music and elaborate costumes. Today's your last chance to see it. 7.30pm

PHASES: Electronic, mechanical and sonic artwork-creators Kai Lab team up with composer/musician Aliayta Foon-Dancoes to create Phases — a mesmerising piece of music/performance art on violin and quadrophonic polyrhythm drum. It's at October Gallery in Bloomsbury tonight only. 7.30pm-8.30pm

PANTI BLISS: Drag queen Panti Bliss returns to Soho Theatre with her comedy show If These Wigs Could Talk, fresh from a stint on Dancing With The Stars. It sees the notorious performer taking a moment to question her purpose and place in this changing world. 9.30pm

Sunday 28 MayToday's the final day of MCM Comic ConHAYES CANAL FESTIVAL: Hop on a boat and cruise along the Hayes Canal — just one of the events at the Hayes Canal Festival, which also includes exhibitions about the canal's history and sustainability, live music, kids' activities, and a food and drink tent. (Crucial info: it's the Hayes in the Borough of Hillingdon, NOT the Hayes in the Borough of Bromley). FREE, 7am-6.30pm

RIDELONDON 2023: Large parts of central London go traffic-free for RideLondon 2023, a free and family-friendly bike ride that's open to everyone. Ride past the likes of St Paul's, Trafalgar Square and Westminster without the usual traffic. 10am-3pm

90S BRUNCH: Take yourself along to 100 Wardour Street in Soho for a 90s R'n'B edition bottomless brunch. A DJ plays the nostalgic likes of TLC, Missy Elliot and Usher while you tuck into two or three courses, with the option of bottomless bubbles. 12pm-5pm

SUNDAY BUZZ: The monthly Sunday Buzz free live music event is back at artsdepot in North Finchley. Enjoy the sound of vintage swing band Hot Swing Bohème playing Gypsy-Swing music from the 1930s-40s in a lively show. FREE, 1pm

THE SLEEPING BEAUTY: Barbican Cinema screens a recording of The Sleeping Beauty, performed by the Royal Ballet at the Royal Opera House, featuring Tchaikovsky’s music and Oliver Messel's fairytale designs. 2pm

BLACK HISTORY BUS TOUR: Take a tour of London's top tourist attractions with a difference — seeing them from an African/Caribbean perspective. The Black History Bus Tour is a three-hour drive, starting in Brixton and passing landmarks including the Tower of London, Trafalgar Square and the Houses of Parliament, with the hidden Black connections explained as you go. 2pm-5pm

A GYPSY HISTORY: Jeremy Harte — author of Travellers Through Time and secretary of the Romany and Traveller Family History Society — is at Conway Hall to discuss Romany Gypsy culture from Tudor times through to today, focusing on different portrayals of Romany people, and the hardships of travelling life. 3pm

SUNDAY SCHTICK: The Rose & Crown in Kentish Town hosts another free night of comedy with its Sunday Schtick session. Stands ups take to an open mic for an unpredictable evening of comedy — who knows, maybe you'll discover the next Big Thing. FREE, 7pm

Bank holiday Monday 29 MayFleur East headlines Foodies Festival todayLORD OF THE RINGS: The inimitable Prince Charles Cinema hosts another of its legendary Lord of the Rings Trilogy extended editions screenings. That means watching the lengthy version of all three films back to back, with just a short break between each — a feat lasting over 12 hours. 10.15am-11pm

ONE HAND DON'T CLAP: Barbican Cinema hosts a free senior screening of One Hand Don't Clap, a recently-restored documentary about Calypso music and the community around it, featuring musicians including Lord Kitchener and Calypso Rose. FREE, 11am

ALBERT'S BAND: Take the kids along to the Royal Albert Hall and introduce them to live music courtesy of Albert's Band. All Aboard is the theme of today's concert, starring musical pirates, aimed at 4-11 year olds and their families. 12pm/2.30pm

SECRET SERVICE: Join Footprints of London guide David Charnick for a walking tour around the St James's area, with particular focus on sites linked to espionage. In addition to parks and a Tudor palace, the area has links to MI5, MI6, the SOE and other aspects of the secret service. 2.30pm-4.30pm

NEW MUSIC: As with every Monday, the Half Moon in Putney hosts a night of new music, giving up and coming musicians a platform to show off their talents. Rock band Beyond Babylon and multi-instrumentalist Marta Per are among those on tonight's line up. Audience entry is only £2.50 and the first 24 customers through the door get a free pint. 7.30pm

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Fancy a free bus tour of Barking & Dagenham? Image: Be First'Roding Riviera' sounds like a phrase you'd muster up with so much tongue in cheek, it'd pop out the other side.

Yet bus trips of Barking & Dagenham starting at the end of this month aim to flaunt the very best of this sometimes-sneered-at part of east London — proving it is both dripping in history, and has a dynamic future.

Be First is organising the bus tours; it's the urban regeneration arm of Barking and Dagenham Council, and behind much of the regeneration in the area. Yes, the free whistle-stop tours are a marketing stunt, but a shrewd one. The bus will pull up at historical treasures such as Barking Abbey — once one of the most important nunneries in the country — and the Elizabethan Eastbury Manor House, rumoured to be linked to the Gunpowder Plot.

Image: Charlotte Maughan Jones/LondonistBut the angle here is tilted firmly towards the future. Also on the itinerary are the new Barking Riverside station, A House for Artists (a bougie new flexible living and work space for creatives) and UCL PEARL — the humungous warehouse research laboratory where London is road tested. The iconic Smithfield and Billingsgate markets are also set to move to the area in the near future — lending it extra cultural/economic heft.

A few years back, 'Peckham' was a byword for naff — and look at it now, a vibrant backdrop for romcoms, a new age Notting Hill. Somewhere has to be next, and just maybe it's the Roding Riveira.

The first 'Roding Riviera' bus tour is on 30 May, and is free to go on — book here

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of L&Q.

The London housing market is notoriously tricky to get started in, but don't rule out getting a foot onto the property ladder just yet. Consider London Living Rent, a concept designed exactly for people like you, who want to buy their own home, but can't afford to do so... or so they think.

What is London Living Rent?Funded by the Mayor of London, London Living Rent is aimed at people who are currently renting and can't afford to buy, even via schemes like Shared Ownership. Through LLR, you can rent a home at a reduced rate — sometimes up to 50% less than you'd pay for a similar property on the open market — meaning that the rest of the money you would otherwise be spending on rent can go into your savings, with the eventual aim of purchasing a home.

And when you're ready to buy? You can purchase the property of your choice. That includes LLR property you're already living in — meaning no upheaval, no moving costs, and no tearing yourself away from the place you already call home.

There are a few restrictions — for example, you must live or work in London, and you're not eligible if you already own a property, or have a household income of more than £60,000.

Where can I find London Living Rent?L&Q — one of the capital's largest landlord and provider of affordable homes — is a good place to start. They offer London Living Rent Homes all over the capital, including in Walthamstow, Newham, Barking & Dagenham, and Croydon.

Properties range from studios to three-bedroom apartments. Every single one is finished to a high specification, with integrated appliances and open-plan kitchens

London Living Rent with L&Q at Queen's QuarterReady to take a closer look at the kind of place you could soon be calling home? As it's located in this year's London Borough of Culture, we're shining a spotlight on L&Q at Queen's Quarter in Croydon.

Here L&Q offers a lovely selection of one to two-bedroom homes(from £1,196.11 per month) overlooking leafy Queen's Garden. Each one boasts private outdoor space in the form of a balcony, plus residents enjoy access to a communal roof terrace with swoon-worthy views of London.

As for the location? L&Q at Queen's Quarter is just an eight-minute walk from Boxpark Croydon, home to an exciting array of street food traders like Big Mike's Calypso Kitchen (Caribbean), Kanji (Korean), and The Argentinian Grill (we'll give you three guesses!) It also hosts all sorts of quirky events, from hip hop karaoke to live wrestling.

But if the bright lights of central London are beckoning, you can simply take a short stroll to East Croydon station and get to London Bridge in as little as 15 minutes, or London Victoria in 20 mins (psst... it's also 15 mins from Gatwick, if you fancy a further-flung adventure!)

Sounds great! But what else is available?More of a north, east or west London kind of person? L&Q's London Living Rent offering has something for you too! Browse the L&Q website to find out more and register your interest today.

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The Dilly launches a new London-themed afternoon tea.May started with a flurry of regally-inclined afternoon teas to celebrate the coronation (a couple of which are still available throughout the summer, FYI), but as the fuss from that one dies down, we're seeing a fresh wave of brand new afternoon tea menus coming to London. Read on to find out what we'll be sipping and slurping to make ourselves feel fancy over the coming weeks.

  1. 150 Years of St Pancras Afternoon Tea at The HansomThe St Pancras Renaissance Hotel celebrates its 150th birthday this year (the station itself celebrated the milestone in 2018) and it's doing so in style with a special afternoon tea. It consists of classic sandwiches (cucumber, mint and crème fraîche; smoked salmon and chive lemon cream cheese; beef and horseradish; egg, truffle mayo and mustard cress) and fresh scones with clotted cream and jam, followed by a sweet selection inspired by the era in which the hotel was built.

They include the St Pancras Battenberg; a cherry & chocolate black forest; strawberry & vanilla Victoria sponge cake; and a lemon curd éclair with orange chantilly and candied citrus.

150 Years Afternoon Tea at The Hansom. £49 per person, or £62 with a glass of Veuve Clicquot. Available Wednesday-Sunday.

  1. London Afternoon Tea at The DillyWe may have done a tiny squeal of delight when this one landed in our inbox. The Dilly — previously known for its top-notch Peter Rabbit afternoon tea (no longer available) — has turned its attention to the landmarks of London. Big Ben (or the Elizabeth Tower, to the pedants among you), a red phone box, a black cab and the tube roundel have been recreated in miniature, in the form of cakes, biscuits and macarons.

There are traditional scones and finger sandwiches too (smoked salmon, ham and cheese, egg mayo, and roasted veggies and hummus) with vegetarian options available. And while we're sure they'll be absolutely delightful, we're going to struggle to take our eyes off that top tier.

For what it's worth, The Terrace at The Dilly is one of our favourite London spots for afternoon tea. It's light and airy, spacious enough that it never feels crowded, and peaceful, despite the madness of Piccadilly going on right below you. Delightful.

London Afternoon Tea at The Dilly. £49 per person/£65 with champagne/£67 with rose champagne/£39 per child. Available daily from 11 May.

  1. Ping Pong's Dim Sum Afternoon TeaChinese dim sum restaurant Ping Pong make a foray into the world of afternoon tea — with a heavy focus on the dim sum — at two of its London branches.

The afternoon tea menu features three steamed and three fried dim sum per person. Meat or vegetarian options are available, and include crispy duck spring roll, spicy chicken dumpling, crispy tofu, and a mushroom and leek steamed dumpling.

That's followed by a trio of desserts; a black coconut ice cream bao, a petit cheesecake and a petit chocolate fondant. It's served on a tiered stand, along with hot or iced tea or coffee — or you can splash out extra for a glass of prosecco or a gin & tonic tea pot.

Ping Pong Afternoon Tea. £20 per person. Available daily from 15 May at the St Katharine Docks and St Christopher's Place branches of Ping Pong.

  1. Strand Palace Afternoon Tea with Love CocoaHere's a treat for chocoholics: Haxells Restaurant at the Strand Palace Hotel has teamed up with Love Cocoa for an afternoon tea menu that's all about the good stuff.

Love Cocoa was founded by James Cadbury, the great-great-great grandson of a certain John Cadbury so it's safe to assume they know their way around a cocoa bean. But before you get to that, eat your way through a fancy take on traditional savouries, including a tomato tartlet with buffalo mozzarella and basil, and a honey smoked ham and Wensleydale wrap, followed by a traditional fruit scone with blackberry jam and clotted cream.

The cocoa-laced sweet section of the menu features an espresso martini brownie with coffee beans; pistachio macarons with cocoa caramel popcorn; and a sour apple marshmallow served with a white chocolate shard. There's a choice of six teas to wash it all down, and a vegan option is available.

Oh, and in case you need an extra incentive to indulge, one tree is planted for every afternoon tea sold. So you can absolutely class it as your good deed of the day.

Strand Palace Afternoon Tea with Love Cocoa. £45 per adult (£49 with prosecco)/£27 per child. Available 16 May-12 November.

  1. Sri Lankan High Tea at LyanessAfternoon tea in a cocktail bar can be a hit-and-miss affair, but when the cocktail king himself Mr Lyan is involved, you know it's going to be good.

Ryan Chetiyawardana took inspiration from his parents' home city of Galle in Sri Lanka, skilfully blending sweet and savoury dishes with the extravagant cocktails he's known for.

Kick off with a Curry leaf Champagne cocktail (Bombay Sapphire, mango, curry leaf, champagne) paired with finger sandwiches including chicken kukul mas and coconut, masala spiced tuna with mayonnaise, and marinated aubergine and brinjal butter. The fillings emulate the spices and flavours of the island of Sri Lanka.

The next course of savoury bites includes a mutton croquette with tomato sambal, and turmeric-spiced devilled eggs, alongside a coconut flower daiquiri cocktail (Bacardi Carta Blanca, coconut water, lime, grapefruit, jaggery).

The sweet dishes are classic Sri Lankan treats, reimagined through a British palate, and include a pandan Swiss roll and a wattalapam (coconut custard) tart, accompanied by a selection of teas from the Rare Tea Co, chosen to support local Sri Lankan suppliers.

Plain and raisin scones are served with clotted cream and berry jam, alongside a Ceylon milk tea punch cocktail (Grey Goose, Rare Tea Sri Lankan black tea, clarified rice milk and tamarind).

Sri Lankan High Tea at Lyaness. £43 per person/£53 with cocktail pairing/£63 with cocktail pairing and champagne. Available every Saturday and Sunday from 20 May.

  1. Summer Prêt-à-Portea at The BerkeleyAs sure as bluebells turn to cherry blossom turns to wisteria, the fashion-centric Prêt-à-Portea at The Berkeley gets a seasonal makeover every few months. This time it's inspired by individual pieces from designers including Kenzo and Moschino.

The Hermès tasselled bucket bag is recreated out of Victoria sponge with apricot jam, wrapped in chocolate and finished with a chocolate feather plum. Loewe's viral Anthurium dress takes the form of Sacher sponge, espresso caramel and chocolate mousse, topped with a chocolate flower.

There's also an homage to the late designer Vivienne Westwood: a Madagascar vanilla biscuit portrait, intricately iced, complete with iconic red hair.

Spring/Summer 2023 Prêt-à-Portea at The Berkeley. £80 per person. Available daily, throughout the summer.

  1. Bringing Bali to Belgravia at Como at The HalkinAs much of a wellness experience as an afternoon tea, Bringing Bali to Belgravia aims to transport diners to the shores of the COMO Shambhala Estate in Bali.

Receive hot towels infused with the COMO Shambhala signature scent on arrival, before tucking into a selection of dishes inspired by recipes from The Pleasure of Eating Well.

Savoury dishes include sweetcorn and basil soup; 'Real Toast' with seeds and avocado; and spiced crispy prawns and marinated chicken lolly with a rice salad and pomegranate seeds.

They're followed by cucumber jelly, apple and avocado sorbet; wholemeal banana waffles with peanuts and yogurt sauce; and mango and passionfruit cheesecake. The zen garden, made of protein rock, chocolate stone and matcha cake, is a highlight.

Wash it all down with a selection of juices and teas, including the COMO Shambhala ginger tea, the Lean and Clean Greens designed to build lean muscle and boost energy and immunity, and the Blood Builder curated to cleanse the blood, improve circulation and lift your mood. Basically, if you're looking for 'afternoon tea but make it healthy', this is it.

Bali afternoon tea at Como at The Halkin. From £55 per person. Available daily.

  1. Musical Afternoon Tea at Middle EightThough it launched in March, this musical offering escaped our radar at the time — but it looks absolutely delightful.

Taking inspiration from the Covent Garden hotel's name, Middle Eight, it features cakes decorated with musical touches, including Blood Orange Opera citrus pannacotta with layers of blood orange jelly; Treble Clef Treat Pistachio macaron filled with buttercream & roasted praline; and crispy creamy Hazelnut Harmony, a twist on the classic hazelnut éclair.

Scones with clotted cream and jam are also served, along with finger sandwiches (think coronation chicken, salmon and cream cheese, and grilled vegetables and hummus). The tea itself is a choice of several black, green and white teas, and floral and herbal blends.

Musical Afternoon Tea at Middle Eight. £45 per person/£55 with a glass of prosecco. Available Wednesday-Sunday.

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From this moment despair ends and tactics begin. A relatively recent London Banksy (2019) at Marble Arch, themed around Extinction RebellionWhere to find Banksy art in London.

Love him or hate him, there's no denying Banksy's place in art history. The elusive satirist was synonymous with street art in the Noughties, and he remains the one graffiti writer that most people can name. Banksy still unleashes the occasional mural, but his London street art heyday is now long in the past.

Street art is, by its very nature, ephemeral. New works are quickly erased, either by unimpressed property owners or by other street artists and taggers. Banksy's works tend to stick around longer than most, however, because of the cachet (and cash) that a Banksy fetches. Here, we've photographed and mapped all the surviving works we're aware of — some of which are almost a quarter century old.

See also: How many Banksys were left in 2016.

Where to see Banksy rats in LondonA faded Banksy rat underneath Cannon Street rail bridge. 2023Banksy's earliest works often depicted rats. The stencils were all over London in the early years of the century, but most have now followed the Pied Piper into oblivion. Here and there, though, you can still find a murky murine mural.

Besides the Cannon Street rat above, another better-preserved rodent could, until very recently, be found skulking beneath the arch of London Bridge on Tooley Street — a rare Banksy south of the river. Sadly, it was whitewashed over sometime in late 2022. Perhaps the Banksy rat has been forgotten by many, and it wasn't recognised for what it was.

One that does still survive clings to the rear wall of the old Camden Town Hall annexe, protected from further deterioration by a sheet of plastic.

Another Banksy rat on Tonbridge Street, King's CrossThe best-preserved rat of them all, however, lurks on Chiswell Street to the north of the City. Here, a medallion-wearing rodent holds up a placard declaring its love of London. Despite a plastic overcoat, the stencil has been targeted several times. The blacked out text beneath 'London' once said 'Robbo' — a graffiti writer with whom Banksy had a long-term spat. It's now been overwritten by a sticker-tagger.

Further rats can no doubt be found across London. One additional critter we've not yet had chance to photograph seems to have survived on Whymark Avenue, Turnpike Lane, for example.

Other works by BanksyOne of the artist's best preserved murals is also one of his earliest. This mock royal family have been waving to the good people of Stoke Newington Church Street since 2001. It remains in good condition, despite several attempts at removal.

Image by JOHN19701970 in the Londonist Flickr pool, under creative commons licence.Less well-preserved is the double-yellow flower of Bethnal Green. This large mural appeared in 2007, along with images that may (or, more likely, may not) have shown the artist's face. The work didn't last long before being assaulted by a barrage of rival graffiti.

Another pair of images in good nick can be found beneath the Barbican in the Beech Street tunnel. These murals, which pay homage to street art pioneer Jean-Michel Basquiat, are much more recent, appearing in 2017. They were quickly covered in perspex to prevent damage.

The same cannot be said for the famous girl-clutched-by-cash-machine wheeze on Rosebury Avenue, Clerkenwell. Our image, below, taken in 2008, shows the mural in its prime. It is now fatally faded, though protected by a perspex sheet. (Similarly, a very poorly preserved piece on Essex Road, which once showed children flying a flag that's actually a Tesco bag, can just about be seen.)

Just about still visible, on the Thames Path at Bermondsey Wall, is this silhouette of a boy fishing. It's hard to make out now, but his prize catch was once a needle. Our photo is from 2015, but the mural still looks the same in a 2022 Street View image.

Notting Hill, meanwhile, is home to a panel depicting Velasquez. The work, dating from 2008, was covered up for many years, but has recently been restored to view. It's on the corner of Portobello Road and Acklam Road.

Two Banksy works survive in the Shoreditch/Spitalfields area. The first is in the much-weathered form of a pink car, which nestles in the Truman Brewery complex with another old banger by D*Face. They've been there for years, and frankly look a bit crappy.

On nearby Rivington Street, you can find the much-photographed Designated Graffiti Area mural, in the yard that belonged to the now-defunct club Cargo.

Finally, there's the famous image of the shop-till-you-drop lady and trolley on Bruton Lane, Mayfair. This was intact when last we passed in 2022, but the block seems to be earmarked for redevelopment.

Hidden Banksy worksIt's never been 100% confirmed if the faded image of a pouting girl on Whitton Road, Hounslow is a genuine Banksy or not. But locals are convinced enough that the Smile mural, dating from 2007, has been protected with perspex. Sadly, the image was recently covered up by an advert for crispy dosas — at least according to the dubious reportage of MyLondon who've used my image without asking, and credited it to someone else!

Meanwhile, the above image was taken at the old Foundry site on Old Street in 2019. Demolition has revealed a giant Banksy rat (and a smaller work hidden by the digger), which dates from 2004. The works have apparently been preserved by Art'Otel, whose new drum-shaped building has since risen on the site. We'll pop round to photograph the works once the building opens.

All images by Matt Brown unless otherwise indicated. Let us know in the comments if you know of further surviving Banksy works around London.

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LOAH has a range of fruity lagers that are a shoo-in for summer sipping.Trying to give up hangovers? A new taproom opens in Hackney this June, and it's only serving non-alcoholic brews.

LOAH will be pouring at an under-the-arches bar in Hackney Downs from 7 June. Fruity, non-boozy lagers are the name of the game here; its three core beers are Lager Lime, Lager Peach and Lager Blood Orange — all 0.5%, all perfectly primed for summer drinking. All beers are vegan and gluten free. There'll also be collabs with various breweries, meaning, we hope, something new to try on every visit.

LOAH's core beers will be bolstered by collabs with other breweries.LOAH's space features a built-in record store, and a turntable where drinkers can spin vinyls. Art classes, movie nights and supperclubs will also feature. All in all, very Hackney.

London is brimful with non/low alcoholic beer options these days. Earlier in 2023, 0.5% lager brand Lucky Saint opened a pub in Marylebone (it also serves alcoholic drinks). Small Beer is another brilliant purveyor of low ABV beers; its taproom is in South Bermondsey.

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Neill Strain is always a highlight of Belgravia in Bloom.Chelsea Flower Show is on this week, and with it comes two fantastic (free!) flower festivals in west London. Chelsea in Bloom and Belgravia in Bloom both launched on 22 May and run all week. We had a wander around both to see what all the bloomin' fuss is about.

Chelsea in Bloom 2023Spanning the length of Sloane Street down to Sloane Square, then right the way along King's Road, with an epicentre in Duke of York Square (and a few sculptures down side streets too), Chelsea in Bloom is a rather spread out affair. If you're short on time (or energy), head for Sloane Square and Duke of York Square, as this is where the main exhibits are.

A word of warning if you're heading down Sloane Street — there's currently a mass of roadworks down here, meaning it's lighter on traffic than usual (hurrah!) but you might find yourself fenced in behind temporary pavement barriers, able to see exhibits on the opposite side of the road but frustratingly unable to reach them.

The theme this year is Flowers on Film: look out for recreations of movie characters and scenes, as well as a giant BAFTA statue and Oscars mask... and plenty of oversized tubs of popcorn.

Chelsea in Bloom 2023 runs 22-27 May.

Belgravia in Bloom 2023Belgravia in Bloom is more compact than Chelsea in Bloom, taking place across Eccleston Yards, Eccleston Street, Ebury Street, Elizabeth Street and — slightly more out of the way — West Halkin Street and Motcomb Street. Those last two are worth trekking to if you're got the time — Neill Strain florist is a highlight every year, and this year's sealife-themed installation doesn't disappoint. Short on time? Eccleston Yards is home to a few exhibits in one place. There's a wild animals theme for 2023.

Belgravia in Bloom 2023 runs 22-29 May.

Both festivals are free to visit.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

An installation from last year's festival, which had a Jubilee theme. Image: Chelsea in BloomLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Soak up science in a Tooting pubSip a pint while learning sciency stuff from researchers at St George's, University of London. Over three days this week (Mon, Tues, Weds), Pint of Science Tooting covers subjects ranging from infection of the human body, to sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll. Each night ends with a quiz, and the chance to win a cuddly microbe, plus a Pint of Science pint glass.

£5 per show, 22-24 May

  1. Embrace flower power at Chelsea and Belgravia in BloomImage: Belgravia in BloomThe RHS Chelsea Flower Show takes place this week, though it's not exactly a budget-friendly event. What we do have, though, are Chelsea in Bloom and Belgravia in Bloom, two free flower festivals timed to coincide with the main event.

Both neighbourhoods host large-scale floral installations on a specific theme: in Chelsea it's 'Flowers on Film', while Belgravia goes with 'Into the Wild'. Local shops, restaurants and public gardens are fitted out with the flowery artworks and sculptures, which are free to visit and open to everyone.

Both free. Chelsea in Bloom takes place 22-27 May 2023. Belgravia in Bloom takes place 22-29 May 2023.

  1. Look back on London lifeWhat was it like to live in London in 1746? London Metropolitan Archives offers a look back at the lives of past Londoners in a new series of talks, using documents from its collection to explore the daily lives of Londoners. This is the first talk of the series, and focuses on 1746 because this was the year in which John Rocque published his Map of London.

It's a hybrid event, meaning you can watch in person at London Metropolitan Archives, or online.

Free, 23 May.

  1. Explore the Polar Silk RoadImage: Gregor Sailer/Natural History MuseumThe Natural History Museum's latest free display, The Polar Silk Road, opens on Friday, featuring photographs by Gregor Sailer. He's documenting the disappearance of the permanent sea ice in the Arctic, which will eventually lead to a new sea route through the ice, opening the region up to travel, research and exploitation.

These photographs show the early stages of this process, highlighting human marks on an otherwise pristine landscape, including research stations and military structures which have begun to appear in the area.

Free, from 26 May.

  1. Learn more about the Northern Ireland TroublesPhoto by Rolls Press/Popperfoto via Getty Images.Another new — and free — exhibition opening this week is Northern Ireland: Living with the Troubles at the Imperial War Museum. It looks at the conflict in Northern Ireland through the perspectives of multiple individuals affected, highlighting that there is no single story everyone involved can agree on. Photos, stories and objects are used, and the exhibition finishes with a look at the situation today and in the future.

Free, 26 May-January 2024.

  1. Swot up at Soapbox ScienceDr Bhavana Solanky at a previous Soapbox Science event © ZSLIn what's become an annual event, leading women and non-binary scientists gather on South Bank for Soapbox Science, an afternoon of free talks where scientists take to their soapboxes to talk about their latest research. Topics this year include sharks, AI, tiny robots made from DNA, and the birth of giant planets in outer space.

Free, 27 May.

  1. Admire Chila Kumari Singh Burman's neon artworksYou've probably seen artist Chila Kumari Singh Burman's work before, even if you didn't know it at the time. Her neon artworks covered the front of Tate Britain for Christmas 2020, followed up by a glowing installation in Covent Garden.

This time around, she's at Rich Mix in Shoreditch for a free exhibition on the ground floor, comprising bold, colourful installations combining Hindu mythology, British iconography, Bollywood glamour, colonial history and childhood memories.

Free, until 7 June.

  1. Grab Shakespeare's Globe tickets for a fiverAs the weather warms up and spending time outside becomes more appealing, did you know about £5 Rush tickets at Shakespeare's Globe? Every Friday at 11am, a limited number of tickets are released for performances the following week, priced at £5 each and only available online. They're 'Groundling' tickets, which means standing in the theatre's famous Yard — a great way to get your dose of outdoor culture on the cheap.

  2. See a new part of Sir John Soane's MuseumAs we reported last week, Sir John Soane's Museum has just opened up a room that's never been open to the public before. The Drawing Office was where the architect's draftsmen and apprentices would work up their plans and elevations — and a time capsule was discovered in the room during restoration.

The museum is free entry (open Wednesday-Sunday), but for the best experience take a free Drawing Office tour. They take place on Thursdays and Saturdays at 2pm on a first come, first served basis — sign up on arrival at the museum.

Free, ongoing.

  1. Book ahead for Luke Jerram's Gaia in RichmondImage: W5 BelfastThis one doesn't take place this week, but there's every chance it'll be sold out by the time it does happen, so we're giving you an early heads up. Luke Jerram's Gaia — a seven-metre-wide model of the Earth covered with NASA satellite imagery — has been on display at a few London locations previously, and now it's coming to Landmark Arts Centre in Richmond in mid-June. Tickets are free, but must be booked in advance — and several slots are already sold out, so get booking.

Gaia at Landmark Arts Centre. Free, 16 June-2 July.

  1. Visit the spot where penicillin was discoveredIt was never expensive to get into the Alexander Fleming Laboratory Museum (tickets were £4), but as IanVisits reports, the building in Paddington where Fleming accidentally discovered penicillin in 1928 — thus changing medical science forever — is now totally free to visit. It's open Monday-Thursday each week, but you'll need to book ahead by emailing the curator: kevin.brown5@nhs.net

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of the London Festival of Architecture.

Design concept for ‘Seats at the Table’ Installation © ReFabricate and The DisOrdinary Architecture ProjectHow can we make our city greener and healthier? What about more inclusive and equitable? The London Festival of Architecture is set to provide plenty of inspiration when it returns on 1 June.

This month-long celebration of architecture and city-making is comprised of over 400 events, including talks, tours, installations and performances. Centred on the theme 'In Common', here's a chance to reflect on what we share as city dwellers — from our public spaces to the finite number of natural resources available to us — and celebrate our differences.

The Mobile Arboretum by Wayward © Luke O’Donovan.There's much to delight architecture aficionados in this year's programme, but you don't need to know your Christopher Wren from your Renzo Piano to get a kick out of it.

Below you'll find our top 10 highlights — most of which are free to attend — that invite you to see London in a whole new light. Let's get stuck in, shall we?

  1. An urban playground for all agesAn element of the unexpected is coming to the City of London, in the form of a new, family-friendly installation by McCloy + Muchemwa. Urban Playground is inspired by modular wooden toys — it's a collection of unique shapes "carved" from a block that you can climb, play, or simply relax on.

1 June-31 August

  1. The changing face of Fleet StreetLondon's historical home of print and law has entered a new era of development. Learn all about it, and discover Fleet Street's colourful past, on More In Common: The Changing Face Of Fleet Street — a walking tour with Ben Adams Architects.

1 June. Free — book ahead.

Penge & Palace Trail mapping workship3. Penge, past and presentExplore a unique corner of south east London on the Penge & Palace Trail. On this self-guided adventure, you'll encounter lush parkland, intriguing architecture, striking street art, and maybe even a pub or two. It's a fantastic way to get acquainted with the area's history — all you need is a comfy pair of shoes and the trail map.

1 June-31 August

  1. Accessible installations in SmithfieldA radical intervention is underway at one of our favourite pocket parks; Seats At The Table explores how we can design truly accessible public spaces, via a series of sustainable temporary installations in the City of London. Head to Postman's Park to peep at some striking street furniture and learn more about the scheme, which is a collab between Re-Fabricate and the DisOrdinary Architecture Project.

Installation runs 2-30 June. There's also an open day of participatory workshops on 11 June. All activities are free!

Strand Aldwych. Image: LDA Design5. Strand Aldwych guided tourDid you know that part of Strand has been transformed into a beautiful new public space? Explore the gardens and lounging lawns of Strand south of Aldwych at The Remaking Of Strand As Common Ground: a guided tour with its lead designer, Cannon Ivers of LDA Design.

7 June. Free — book ahead.

  1. Migration Museum funGet stuck into creative workshops and discover stories of Lewisham's vibrant and culturally diverse communities at The Places That Make Us, a (mostly) free day of fun at the Migration Museum. Help make memory maps with artist Kim Chin, see a film about the borough's self-build movement, and learn all about Mr Pink's legendary house.

10 June. Free — book ahead.

Brixton Chamber Orchestra © Michael Wharley7. Open air orchestral concertThe concourse of Brixton's iconic Recreation Centre comes alive with orchestral music inspired by the venue's cultural and architectural significance, on 11 June. This free outdoor concert by Brixton Chamber Orchestra sees the ensemble branch off onto the walkways that surround the building, creating an utterly unique soundscape. This is Brixton Re:Created.

11 June. Free — book ahead.

  1. Unique farm-to-fork conceptYou may have heard of vertical farming. The practice allows us to grow crops at scale in urban environments (there are several in London — we even visited one at a former Clapham bomb shelter a few years ago). But just how far can it go? Vertical Farm-to-Fork is a new project to grow food, cook, and serve food under one roof, currently in its design stage. Learn all about it through talks, tours, and an XR-powered installation at Royal Docks venue The Factory Project.

Guided walk and talk 14 June (free — book ahead). Installation runs 15-26 June (free — just turn up).

Let's Meet On The Edge Design Concept9. Hidden histories of EdgwareNature returns to the north London neighbourhood of Edgware, via a trio of installations along Station Road. Let's Meet On The Edge — created by local collective Adrienne Lau, Daniella Levene and Leila Taheri — highlights the town's lost agricultural past and present opportunities for greening the area.

15 June-13 July. Free — just turn up.

  1. Reimagining heritage buildingsHow can community and social enterprise ownership of heritage assets help bring communities together? Find out at this thought-provoking panel discussion from Architectural Heritage Fund (AHF). Since 1976, the AHF has promoted the conservation and reuse of historic buildings, including the forthcoming Quentin Blake Centre for Illustration in Clerkenwell's old waterworks.

22 June. Free — book ahead.


This is just a small selection of what's going on — visit the London Festival of Architecture website to browse the full programme and book tickets.

The London Festival of Architecture. 1-30 June.

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Warning: This article contains images of nudity.

The World Naked Bike Ride is back on London's streets for 2023!The World Naked Bike Ride returns to London for 2023, meaning hundreds of nude cyclists will be out and about on two wheels for one day in June.

The event takes place in more than 200 cities around the world, and has been happening in London since 2004. While it's all good fun, the World Naked Bike Ride has a serious message too, acting as a memorable but peaceful message with the following aims:

  • Protest against the global dependency on oil
  • Curb car culture
  • Obtain real rights for cyclists
  • Demonstrate the vulnerability of cyclists on city streets
  • Celebrate body freedom

The key word here is "peaceful" — organisers of the event are at pains to ask everyone taking part to behave legally and respectfully.

'Be as bare as you dare' is the dress code for the event. Happy to let it all hang out? Crack on! Want to keep your underwear on to protect your modesty? Absolutely fine. Want to don a mask, a headpiece or some sort of fancy dress as a disguise? You do you! However, for safety reasons it's recommended that everyone wears shoes (and a helmet is a jolly good idea too). Body paint, bike decorations, flags, banners and the like are also welcome, as long as they don't interfere with anyone's safety.

Oh, and if it's a sunny day, some suncream would be advisable. There are some places that should never, ever get sunburnt.

London World Naked Bike Ride route 2023As with last year, there are several main London routes for the World Naked Bike Ride 2023, including an accessible route for anyone who cannot manage the full length of the other routes. The Wellington Arch start point is back in action this year — last year, it was still fenced off following the Platinum Jubilee celebrations, and this year it's still a slight change from the usual Hyde Park Corner location. The routes all start at different starting points at different times, so check for details. The starting points are:

  • Clapham Junction
  • Croydon
  • Deptford
  • Kew Bridge
  • Regent's Park
  • Tower Hill
  • Wellington Arch
  • Victoria Park
  • Accessible route — starting near Waterloo

All routes converge for a grand finale near Wellington Arch at around 5.30pm, with more than 1,000 riders expected to make it there. If you're not taking part yourself but are planning on spectating, please do so respectfully, particularly with regards to taking photos of individual riders.

After this, there's an official after party for riders — it's a ticketed event, aiming to raise money for the World Naked Bike Ride. Although everyone involved does so voluntarily, there are costs involved, such as radio equipment, insurance and road closure fees.

Photo: John HarrisonThe World Naked Bike Ride 2023 takes place in London on Saturday 10 June 2022. It's free to take part — just turn up at the start of one of the routes with your bike.

You can see (NSFW) photos from previous rides here and here.

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Look carefully at London's street signs. They're often at loggerheads.

You'd think that street signs would be accurate and consistent. After all, they are not cheaply made, and must presumably go through various stages of check and approval. But it's remarkable how often we find errors or discrepancies.

Sometimes this is down to a slight name change. Councils have been known to simplify street names by ejecting punctuation. In such cases, old signs and newly installed signs will clash. Sometimes, though, it seems to be down to genuine blunder or sloppiness (see our articles on London tpyos).

Here, we've compiled examples of dodgy or conflicting punctuation across London street signs. We suspect there might be many further examples out there, so do speak up in the comments. We do love a bit of pendantry.

See also: our guide to correct apostrophe usage in London place names.

King's Scholars' Passage Vs King's Scholar's PassageThis characterful passage to the east of Victoria station is doubly notable. For one, it follows the course of the long-buried River Tyburn (which then continues beneath Tachbrook Street). For another, it's a very rare street name to contain two apostrophes. But where should they go?

The two signs shown above can be no more than five metres apart, on facing walls of the road. But they differ subtly in name. One has Scholars', implying multiple students, while the other has Scholar's, a singular pupil. The former is probably 'correct', given the name refers to the King's Scholars' Pond, a place where multiple Westminster School boys would go to swim.

If we're being doubly pedantic, it should probably be Kings' rather than King's, given that the school has spanned multiple monarchs.

Tweezers Alley Vs Tweezer's AlleyThis little-known thoroughfare skulks on the slopes north of Temple station. It has a doubly troubling name. Not only does it suffer from apostrophe abuse but, since road merging and redevelopment a decade ago, is no longer an alley but a bona fide two-way road. The pair of signs on the modern block that forms the north wall of the road both opt for Tweezers, while the older sign to the east has the possessive Tweezer's.

Ian Visits reckons that the alley's curious name can be traced back as far as the 13th century, when a forge is mentioned here. Hence the 'tweezers' may be a reference to a metalworking tool. But nobody really knows. Tweezers would seem to be more sensible than Tweezer's, as the latter would imply the possession of a person with the unlikely name of Tweezer.

Theobalds Road Vs Theobald's RoadImages via Google Street ViewEven major streets can suffer from apostrophe confusion. Theobalds Road, north of Holborn, is almost always written without an apostrophe, and this is largely reflected in the street signs. But there is one contrarian among their number that does sport an apostrophe, and it's an old "Borough of Holborn" plaque at the western end of the street.

Leaving the apostrophe out makes most sense historically. It's named after Theobalds Palace near Cheshunt, which is always written without an apostrophe

Lambs Conduit Street and Gray's Inn RoadTheobalds Road must be some kind of epicentre for punctuation clash, for its junction with Lamb's Conduit Street provides yet another example. Most signs on the street opt for Lambs, but a couple stick an apostrophe in there.

This is a tricky one to pronounce judgement on. The street is named after a William Lamb (or Lambe), so the possessive apostrophe would seem appropriate. However, his eponymous conduit was built in the 16th century in a time before apostrophe use, and was hence known as Lambs Conduit. So if we want to reflect historical usage, then this would seem an equally valid way to do so. You can argue the toss either way. The A-Z, Google Maps, Wikipedia all style it Lamb's Conduit Street, while Camden Council flits between both forms, as on the street signs.

Perhaps we should just abbreviate it to Lacon Street, following the style of Lacon House which stands on the corner of Theobald's and Lamb's Conduit.

The local aberrations do not stop there. Head east one more junction and you'll find these two signs on diagonally opposite corners. Nobody seems to agree on whether Gray's Inn should be Grays Inn or vice versa. As with Lamb's Conduit, you can argue the punctuation point either way. For what it's worth, the legal enclave after whom the street is named, Gray's Inn, does include an apostrophe.

London's longest street nameSpot the difference. The image on the left is from 2018, while that on the right is from 2023. Somewhere in the interim, a rogue grammar ninja has added an extra hyphen to the name, improving the punctuation. To be clear, this is exactly the same sign, as can be seen from comparison of scuff marks. The phantom copyeditor made their mark using gaffer tape, or similar.

At 36 characters (including spaces), St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church Path is, we reckon, the longest street name in London. Unless you know better.

And the famous tube station disagreementDodgy punctuation isn't limited to street signs. A well-known apostrophe clash can be found at St James's Park tube station, where competing roundels go for different ways of indicating a possessive. The version on the right, St James's Park, is the more conventional way of writing the park's name, and is used by TfL in all other places as well as Royal Parks.

Incidentally, St James's Park is the only station on the network to carry Grade I-listed status throughout the whole building — which might explain why the conflicting signage has never been changed. It's difficult to remove or replace the features of a building protected in this way.

And a corrected typo...Here's something a little different in Golders Green. Look closely at the sign and you'll see that the spelling has been corrected from Cindarella to Cinderella. One wonders if it changes back again at midnight.

Wagon Road Vs Waggon RoadLook at the east-west road, two-thirds of the way up this map, and you might suspect a typo on Google's part. But no. This minor road at the extreme north of London really does roll by two names. The change comes on the Barnet-Hertsmere border. The London Borough goes for the less common spelling of Waggon, while the Hertfordshire borough uses the more familiar Wagon. No idea why. We thank Michael Reeve for pointing this one out.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Abandoned Peckham Waiting Room Gets Glow-Up With Mesmerising Art InstallationA free installation worth catching a train to see.

Lavender Fields Near London: 6 Pretty Purple Days Out This Summer"Purple field, purple field..."

This Stunning Windrush Exhibition Lands In London In June"I don't want my Caribbean culture to fizz out."

Image: Jim GroverPlaces That Closed Down In London 2023Toy and chocolate museums, a Sylvanian Families shop - and a LOT of Wetherspoons.

Image: duncan cumming via creative commonsGloucester Road Station Has A Brand New Artwork, Celebrating The Area's HistoryFrogs, salamanders and tortoises building the Crystal Palace!

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London's 'Tube Mapper' Photographer Turns His Attention To TramsI think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Image: Tube MapperOutdoor Culture In London: Where To Find Theatre, Films And Live Music Al Fresco This SummerMake the most of the sun.

Image: Shakespeare's GlobeHeaven, The Gay Ultradisco - And The Story Of Terry HigginsAn extract from Dan Glass's Queer Footprints.

Image: iStock/tyannar81Tower Bridge, Barbican And Old Bailey Could Close Next Week Due To Strikes900 members of staff striking on 25 May.

Home Of Hendrix And Handel Reopens To VisitorsTwo geniuses lived one door - and two centuries - apart.

The Jubilee Line Extension: One Of The London Underground's Finest MomentsA heritage expert sings the praises of these incredible stations.

The City Of London Hospital Choir Who'll Set Your Heart RacingBarts Choir has been going since 1965.

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Get Blessed! promises to put the 'fun' back into funeral.Just when we thought VAULT festival was done and dusted for 2023, the organisers go and announce a special mini-blowout taking place this summer.

A Pinch of VAULT brings 60 new and WIP shows to The Glitch on Lower Marsh in Waterloo — with comedy running from 24 May-4 June, and theatre taking over 6-18 June. (Judging from the line-up, a lot of the theatre is packed with laughs, too.)

Cypriot writer/performer Polis Loizou tells of his life as "a creature so terrifying, most humans dare not speak its name", in I Was a Teenage Bisexual.Among the acts squeezing into the pint-sized venue (one of the stages is basically an underground corridor, and somehow that makes it all the cooler) are:

  • Armed with her her mini keyboard and an opera degree, Amy Webber plays and sings her way through No Previous Experience, a show about the never-ending grind of finding freelance work (27 May)
  • Viral comedy doyenne Stevie Martin hops offs the internet, for a couple of WIPs (28 May and 4 June)
  • Theo Hristov's one-person play Bad Sex is about an actor who suffers a public meltdown after a personal tragedy sends him into a spiral (7-8 June)
  • Niamh Denyer puts the 'fun' back into funeral with dark comedy show Get Blessed!, in which she teaches the audience how to 'turn ash into cash' (7-9 June)
  • Polis Loizou tells of his life as "a creature so terrifying, most humans dare not speak its name", in I Was a Teenage Bisexual (13 June)
  • Female-led company Fur Coat No Knickers ask "Is being Vanilla really an insult, or are we just afraid of the ordinary?" (15 June)

The Glitch will host 60 acts this summer. Image: LondonistVAULT, in case you didn't know, is one of London's most vibrant and diverse arts festivals — 2023's edition welcomed some 81,000 audience members to 553 shows, featuring stand-up, sketch, monologues, musicals, drag and more. It is, in essence, London's version of the Edinburgh Fringe.

There is, however, a snag. At the end of its run this year, VAULT announced it was being kicked out of its subterranean network of venues in Leake Street, meaning it's seeking a new home for 2024. Money from A Pinch of VAULT will go towards ensuring the main festival continues.

A Pinch of VAULT, The Glitch, 24 May-18 June

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Adore trams? Also read our Ode To The London Trams.

The dream shot, now reality. Image © Tube MapperLuke Agbaimoni — aka Tube Mapper — works fast.

A few days after chatting with me about about a dream shot he wants to get of a tram departing Croydon's Church Street stop, using long exposure, he's already taken it and emailed it to me.

Image © Tube MapperOver the past few years, Agbaimoni has been wowing us with his artful images of tube trains. He's published a beautiful tome about the symmetry of the London Underground. He's photographed gymnasts defying gravity on tube poles. And now, he's finally got around to the trams. "It's something that was always on my list," he tells me. After all, as he points out, his aim is to cover everything on the tube map, and the trams are part of it.

Agbaimoni couldn't have had a better mentor to get him 'tram ready'. In February 2023, he made a video with Geoff Marshall, in which the pair gambolled between tram stops like a couple of excited school boys. While Geoff leaked his trademark trivia left, right and centre, Agbaimoni was delighting in the unique opportunities the trams offer for a photoshoot: "You could do all the stops quite quickly," he says, "The tram network is surprisingly quite efficient. Sometimes you have a tram go and by the time you catch your breath, another one's come in."

Image © Tube MapperThe unique way in which trams pass through the city has its special benefits for a photographer like Agbaimoni, too: "Because it's not a rail line you can do most angles — you can stand behind it, but you can also cross in front and behind. If, let's say you wanted to get a view of it on one side as it came in, and let's say it goes off to the right — you can then cross over the track quite quickly, and then take pictures..." says Agbaimoni — speaking with a brio in which you can sense his photographer's brain ticking over in real time.

And if there's a shot worth getting, he's prepared to wait for it. He mentions a spot on Waddon New Road, where it's possible to catch the phenomenon of a tram on the elevated section of line, and a bus driving underneath it: "It'd have to be a 'fishing day,'" muses Agbaimoni "where literally all I'm doing is waiting for the shot."

Image © Tube MapperHe also describes the 'friendliness' of trams, which —like buses — are driven manually in order to respond to the unpredictability of the streetscapes they glide through. (A couple of weeks back, my three-year-old nephew was delighted when a driver rang their bell and waved at him as the tram went by — talk about the personal touch.)

And how about the most useful thing he learned from his field trip with a London transport know-it-all? "The most interesting thing I learned that day from Geoff was the difference between a cemetery and graveyard — which is one's attached to a church. It's stuck in my head."

Woodside is one of Agbaimoni's favourite spots to snaps trams.As for Agbaimoni's preferred place to snap trams? Church Street and George Street in central Croydon are right up there, as is Woodside, where there's an old Victorian train station bridging the track. "There is a shot to be taken there that I don't have yet," says Agbaimoni, "In my head I have hundreds of shots that I don't have but they will happen. They're kind of happening in my head."

Knowing Agbaimoni, it'll be in our inbox by next week.

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Discover things to do on and around Windrush Day (22 June) in our dedicated roundup.

Audrey Scott sings her hit 'Goodbye my Love' at the launch of the exhibition, Lovers Rock, a genre of reggae introduced by the second generation, in the Windrush Generation Legacy Association in the Whitgift Centre in Croydon. Image: Jim Grover"It was incredible the response we had when we opened... in the first week we had to buy boxes and boxes of tissues because people would come in and they would reminisce and share their stories... we were full of emotion," says Deborah Klass, remembering an exhibition at the Windrush Generation Legacy Association in Croydon's Whitgift Centre, which she established in 2019.

Klass is one of many spirited women who feature in Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations — a new photo essay by Jim Grover, celebrating the rich legacy of Windrushers (people who came from the Caribbean to live and work in Britain post-war), on the 75th anniversary of the SS Empire Windrush docking at Tilbury.

Lunchtime soup for the Stockwell Good Neighbours; a community group formed in 1974 for the over 60s, most of who are first generation Caribbean migrants. Many are grandmothers and have passed on their skills, such as cooking Jamaican food and crochet, to their grand and great grandchildren. Image: Jim GroverMonica Blair, who arrived from Jamaica in 1964, joining St James' Church night-time prayers by Zoom. Image: Jim Grover"As I looked for examples of individuals doing inspiring things to keep the culture and traditions alive, I kept finding women," Jim Grover tells me, ahead of the launch of the exhibition at Clapham Library, which runs from the start of June 2023. "The first generation of women played a huge role, whether it be professionally, for example as nurses in the NHS, or whether it be as homemakers, mothers and grandmothers and they have become an inspiration for some."

Elaine Roberts, second generation from Jamaica, prepares from scratch the free Thursday lunch, comprising traditional Jamaican food, for the local community in Clapham. Image: Jim GroverMonica Blair in her front room in her home in Clapham. The room is now largely silent following the death of her husband, Soney, who used to sit in it. The wall is covered with Harry Jacobs Studio portraits of her family through the generations. Image: Jim GroverAmong the subjects in Grover's paean to London's Caribbean community we meet the Stockwell Good Neighbours; a community group formed in 1974 for the over 60s, most of whom are first generation Caribbean migrants; Elaine Roberts, a second generation Windrusher from Jamaica who prepares free takeaways for the local community in Clapham; and singer/songwriter Audrey Scott, launching a lovers' rock exhibition at the Windrush Generation Legacy Association.

Then there is 110-year-old Merah-Louise Smith — amongst the oldest, if not the oldest, woman of Caribbean heritage alive today in the UK. "I used to go to the gym…I was kick boxing and line dancing," Smith told Grover recently. "She only gave these up at the age of 103 on doctor's orders!" laughs Grover.

Merah-Louise Smith is 110 years old. Originally from Jamaica, she lives in her Croydon flat of some 50 years where she is looked after by her son, Tony. She has three children, six granchildren, 11 great grandchildren and three great-great grandchildren. Image: Jim Grover97-year-old Alford Gardner who was born in Jamaica and who is one of only two known surviving adult passengers from the Empire Windrush in 1948. Image: Jim GroverBack in 2018, Grover had his first Windrush-themed exhibition, Windrush: Portrait of a Generation, which saw 13,000 visitors in 17 days — a record for gallery@oxo. "Most importantly for me, around half were of Caribbean heritage and they loved it… and it made them feel proud to be recognised and celebrated in this way," he tells me. As a white man, Grover — who likes to get to know, and earn the trust of, his subjects before photographing them — was keen to tell visitors and subjects alike: "This is your story…not mine…feel proud!"

The Diamonds, a recently-formed women’s domino team in south London take, on the WASPs in Clapham. Games won are celebrated with exuberance! The Diamonds won the match by 11 points. Image: Jim GroverJayanne and Jordan Davis, third generation siblings, release white doves at a traditional Jamaican burial of their mother in Lambeth Cemetery. The white doves symbolise the transportation of the soul of the departed to heaven. Image: Jim GroverThis time around, Grover says he was keen to do something a little different. Aside from focussing on women, he also wanted to continue the story of the Windrushers. While photos of first generation figures like Merah-Louise Smith and Alford Gardner (one of just two known remaining adult passengers who came over on the Windrush in 1948) check in with old faces, this photo essay is very much about 'what came next'.

"The new work explores how the subsequent generations are leading their lives today and what is becoming of the distinctive traditions that the first generation brought with them," says Grover.

Kerryn Ghann and Krystyna Antoine are third generation twin sisters. Both work for the NHS, like so many of the first generation migrants, and have young families. Image: Jim GroverJayanne Davis, founder of ‘Jay’s Favourite Cuisines’, packages her Jamaican seasoning mix. Jayanne is the granddaughter, and thus 3rd generation, of Floris Bailey who arrived from Jamaica in the 1950s. Image: Jim GroverThe passing-of-the-torch for hobbies, jobs and traditions is at the heart of of Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations. Doves are released in Lambeth Cemetery by siblings, marking the life of their departed mum. Kerryn Ghann and Krystyna Antoine, third generation twin sisters, both work for the NHS — a career path taken by many original Windrushers. Says Kerryn: "I don't want my Caribbean culture to fizz out and I don't want 'my girlies' to question their Jamaican roots."

The Baptism in St James’ Church, Clapham of Sariyah, the great granddaughter, and thus fourth generation, of Floris Bailey who arrived from Jamaica in the 1950s. Image: Jim GroverThe Brixton Immortals Domino Club teaching the young generation how to play the game as part of a collaboration with Lambeth Libraries. Jeremiah is nine. Image: Jim GroverSome of the 70 photographs — which are also available as a book — feature the newest generation; one shot captures the baptism of Sariyah, the great granddaughter, and thus fourth generation, of Floris Bailey who arrived from Jamaica in the 1950s.

Elsewhere, nine-year old Jeremiah learns the art of dominoes — a Caribbean favourite — from older members at the Brixton Immortals Domino Club. "He loves to play dominoes… he loves to win… he is always asking for a round of dominoes," says Jeremiah's mum.

Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations, Clapham Library, 1 June-2 September, free

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Monster Chetwynd, ‘Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily’, 2023. Gloucester Road station. Commissioned by Art on the Underground. Photo: GG Archard.Frogs, salamanders and tortoises take over a disused tube platform, part of the latest Art on the Underground installation.

Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily by British artist Monster Chetwnyd spans the 80m-long disused platform at Gloucester Road station, which has previously been home to installations including Heather Phillpson's My Name is Lettie Eggsyrub.

The new artwork take two forms; a series of five 4-metre diameter sculptures, and a new film, and it is inspired by local history. The Crystal Palace, built for the Great Exhibition of 1851 which took place in nearby Hyde Park, was designed by gardener-turned-architect Joseph Paxton and based on the giant Amazonian water lily.

Monster Chetwynd, ‘Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily’, 2023. Gloucester Road station. Commissioned by Art on the Underground. Photo: GG Archard.As a result of the Great Exhibition, much cultural redevelopment took place in the local area, including the construction of what we know now as the Natural History Museum, the V&A, and the Science Museum. South Kensington and Gloucester Road tube stations opened in 1868 to offer access to the new museums.

Each of Chetwynd's sculptures depicts frogs, salamanders, tortoises and dragonfly larvae which appear to be constructing the Crystal Palace from submerged lily pads, as if the viewer has stepped beneath the surface of the water. There are nods to the coins, medallions and souvenirs that were created to commemorate the Great Exhibition, as well as the terracotta animal sculptures which feature in the Natural History Museum's building.

Monster Chetwynd, ‘Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily’, 2023. Gloucester Road station. Commissioned by Art on the Underground. Photo: GG Archard.Chetwyn said:

I have always loved the London Underground... I feel oddly proud that the London Underground is one of the earliest ever built. I knew this when I was growing up in London but I didn't know the local history of Gloucester Road and South Ken Tube stations. I only read this story recently when I was invited to make an artwork for Gloucester Road Tube station.

Alongside the sculptures, a new short film, Who Named The Lily? is screened in the station. Chetwynd herself features as a flying witch narrator, using playfully staged interviews with historians and academics to unpack the story of the lily pad and its link to engineering. It was filmed at locations including the London Transport Museum and the Natural History Museum.

Monster Chetwynd, ‘Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily’, 2023. Gloucester Road station. Commissioned by Art on the Underground. Photo: GG Archard.Eleanor Pinfield, Head of Art on the Underground, said:

Chetwynd's exploration of the area local to Gloucester Road, the Crystal Palace and the Great Exhibition has culminated in an artwork of extraordinary scale and ambition; a visual presentation of a history little known, creating visual stimulation as part of daily journeys.

Keep your eyes open next time you're on the tube passing through Gloucester Road.

Pond Life: Albertopolis and the Lily is in situ at Gloucester Road tube station now, until May 2024.

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Tower Bridge is one of the venues which could be affected by strike action. Photo: Matt BrownCity of London landmarks including Tower Bridge and the Old Bailey could be forced to close next Thursday (25 May), due to staff striking.

According to the GMB Union, more than 900 of its members employed by the City of London Corporation will take part in 24-hour strike action on 25 May.

The strikes are the result of a pay dispute. Back in April, GMB members turned down the City of London Corporation's 2022-23 pay offer, and 77% voted for strike action. It was the first time ever that City of London Corporation staff have voted to strike over pay, and followed demonstrations in November 2022.

Museums, gardens, parks and markets across the Square Mile and beyond — including Hampstead Heath, which is managed by the City of London Corporation — could be affected by staff shortages as a result of the strikes, meaning services could be reduced and venues closed for the day if the strikes go ahead.

Guildhall Art Gallery, the Monument, Postman's Park, St Dunstan in the East churchyard and Bunhill Burial Ground are just some of the locations which could be affected.

Meanwhile, train strikes are scheduled for Wednesday 31 May and Saturday 3 June, as members of the ASLEF union protest what it calls a 'risible' offer of a 4% pay rise.

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Jams will be held in Hendrix's former boudoir. The Seattle-born rock star loved to watch Coronation Street, sat on the floor. Image: LondonistIt sounds like the premise of a left-field sitcom: two of the world's great composers living one door down — and two centuries apart — from one other.

The Handel & Hendrix in London museum, on 23 and 25 Brook Street in central London, reopens 18 May — following a £3 million project that opens up new rooms and experiences dedicated to an unlikely music double act. The 18th century German composer George Frideric Handel called number 25 home for some 36 years, up until his death in 1759. Here, he manufactured hits like coronation/Champions League belter Zadok the Priest, and the Music for the Royal Fireworks with such voraciousness, his manuscripts were often bespattered with food and beer stains.

Image: LondonistJimi Hendrix in his flat at 23 Brook Street. Image: Barrie Wentzell.Perhaps you'd equate such sloppiness with Jimi Hendrix; his tenancy in a flat at 23 Brook Street was altogether fugacious; he was only here from 1968-9 — though in that time, used it for countless interviews, jam sessions — and referred to it as the only place he ever lived that felt like home. Like Handel, Hendrix ate and drank his way through songwriting sessions; his vittles of choice were a bottle of Mateus rosé and steak and chips, delivered from the Mr Love restaurant on the street below.

Live performances will be held, often in the rooms in which the music was written. Image: LondonistImage: LondonistThe museum has been closed for 18 months, but — cue the Hallelujah Chorus — returns with a flourish of fresh features. Rooms, until recently occupied by a luxury handbag store, have been reclaimed and restored into the candlelit parlours in which Handel would receive wealthy patrons, and have his assistant flog tickets to his latest shows. 100 works of art representative of those owned by Handel have been acquired — including a bookcase on loan from the Fitzwilliam Museum, that may well have been his. In the bowels of the house, a kitchen is restored to its Georgian finery, and will host cooking workshops.

A basement room has been restored into a Georgian era kitchen as part of the refurb. Image: LondonistHendrix's room is meticulously fitted out to appear as it would when he lived here. Image: LondonistFor the first time, visitors can also use the stairs to Hendrix's flat — the same stairs on which George Harrison recounted having to step over guests who'd passed out here. A new exhibition, about the Seattle-born rock star's technique of playing a right-handed guitar left-handed, also features.

You immediately thought of Brian May, didn't you. Image: LondonistIt seems absurd that Water Music and Crosstown Traffic were conceived within a few metres of each other, but therein lies the potency of this address. Live music performances come part and parcel of the museum experience, with live harpsichord recitals and oratorios performed — often in the room in which they were composed — as visitors walk around. Grungier jams will unfold in Hendrix's bohemian boudoir, although the sparking up of Benson & Hedges (or any other form of cigarette) is now strictly off the cards.

Image: LondonistImage: LondonistHendrix was aware of his eminent neighbour; in fact, he originally thought Handel had lived in the same flat as him. In Hendrix's bedsit — among groovy lampshades and a saucy pale blue dressing gown — is a vinyl copy of Handel's Messiah. The rock star even once claimed to have seen Handel's ghost in the bathroom, although we can presume he'd had a couple of glasses of rosé by that point.

Handel & Hendrix in London, Brook Street, open Wednesday-Sunday.

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All weekendThe Offbeat Sari is open from Friday. Image: The Quilted Sari from the HUEMN Fall 17 Collection, 2017. HUEMN. Photo Pankaj Dahalia. Model Rachi ChitakaraJAPAN FILM FESTIVAL: Genesis Cinema in Mile End is the place to head for the London Japan Film Festival. In addition to screenings of documentaries, feature films and shorts, it's a celebration of Japanese culture with dance and sushi workshops to take part in. 20-21 May

EUROPEAN WRITERS' FESTIVAL: The British Library hosts the European Writers' Festival, a gathering of authors from all over Europe for two days of debates, discussions and ideas. Topics include writing about history, the impact of the war in Ukraine, and the threat to freedom of expression. 20-21 May

DULWICH FESTIVAL: It's the final weekend of this year's Dulwich Festival, a celebration of the culture and history of the area. Highlights from these final two days include a woodland wildlife walk, the West Dulwich Spring Fair, a street art walk, a performance by the London Tango Quartet, and the Goose Green Fair. Until 21 May

DISNEY EXPERIENCE: You'll have to be quick if you want tickets for the final weekend of Disney's Wonder of Friendship, a new interactive experience which celebrates 100 years of Disney through four themed rooms. At time of writing, many timeslots are sold out already. Until 21 May

RARE BOOKS: Books, original manuscripts, letters and rare items are all for sale at the annual Firsts: London's Rare Book Fair. Taking place at Chelsea's Saatchi Gallery, this year it has the theme 'Shakespeare: 400 Years of Influence',with special focus on rare editions and objects related to the Bard's works. An original Peggy Fortnum illustration of Paddington Bear, a first edition of Moby Dick, and a rare signed presentation copy of Karl Marx's Das Kapital are among the other highlights. 18-21 May

Firsts: London's Rare Book Fair is on all weekend. Image: Clare Hughes PhotographyQUEERIOSITIES FAIR: Queeriosities is an art and makers' fair led by LGBTQ+ creatives and businesses, taking place at the Museum of the Home in Hoxton. Browse and buy ceramics, paintings, textiles, books, gifts and homewares. There's also a panel discussion about queer domestic making and style on Sunday. 20-21 May

STATUS QUO: This is the final weekend to see Celebrating Seven Decades of Quo, a free display at Barbican Library showcasing memorabilia relating to rock band Status Quo. It includes photographs, tour posters, and handwritten lyrics. FREE, until 22 May

CHINA'S HIDDEN CENTURY: The British Museum has a new exhibition, China's hidden century, about events in the country in the 19th century, when 2,000 years of dynastic rule came to an end and modern republicanism took over. The show illuminates the lives of individuals — an empress, a dancer, a soldier, an artist, a housewife, a merchant and a diplomat — and contains items including cloisonné vases given by the Last Emperor's court to King George and Queen Mary for their coronation in 1911. 18 May-8 October

THE OFFBEAT SARI: The Offbeat Sari is Design Museum's newest exhibition. It looks at the multiple definitions of the modern Sari — worn by some as an everyday garment, and others only for more formal occasions — and how its unstitched form has allowed designers to experiment with it over the years. From 19 May

INDO + CARIBBEAN: Museum of London Docklands opens a free new display, Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture, which explores the underrepresented history of Indian indenture (people being contracted to work without salary for a specific period) in the British Caribbean. Timed to mark the 75th anniversary of Empire Windrush arriving in London, it draws on family histories to explore Indo-Caribbean culture in London today, and features contracts, shipping company records, postcards, and papers from the Parliamentary Archives. FREE, 19 May-19 November


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Opera in the opulent Grand Temple at Freemasons' HallLooking for a really spectacular way to get your culture fix this weekend? This innovative production of Die Walküre might be just the ticket! Presented by leading fringe company Regents Opera, the second instalment of Wagner's legendary Ring cycle premieres on Sunday inside the art deco wonder that is the Grand Temple at Freemasons' Hall.

This opera is an excellent entry point for anyone who's curious about the art form. Not only does it include Wagner's greatest hits (including the iconic Ride of the Valkyries, which has featured on innumerable movie and TV soundtracks), but the story's a corker, too. Drawn from Norse mythology, it involves wrathful gods and forbidden love — an epic tale made all the more majestic by the stunning venue, which is one of the finest examples of art deco architecture in the country.

There's also plenty for opera aficionados to get excited about. Like the fact that the piece will be performed in its entirety by an orchestra of just 21. Normally a company of this size would have to make cuts to the piece but thanks to Ben Woodward's arrangement, you'll be able to experience the whole thing in a uniquely intimate setting.

Die Walküre debuts at 3pm on Sunday 21 May but don't worry if you can't make it — there are also performances on Tuesday 23 May and Saturday 27 May at 5.30pm. Get your tickets today, while they last!


Saturday 20 MayBrace your taste buds for the Hot Sauce FestivalHUNTERIAN REOPENS: Closed since 2019, the Hunterian Museum in Lincoln's Inn Fields finally reopens. It contains 14,000 specimens belonging to 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter, and tells the history of surgery using various instruments, drawings, models and the like. FREE, from 16 May (open Tuesday-Saturday)

CHEAM CHARTER FAIR: Rumour has it that the Cheam Charter Fair dates back to 1259 — though even the modern-day organisers can't verify that. Either way, head to the London-Surrey border for a traditional fair of stalls, kicked off with a procession at 9am.

CLEAN AIR CYCLE RIDE: Everyone's welcome to take part in the Camden Clean Air Cycle Ride, a friendly and non-competitive bike ride through the Borough of Camden, beginning and ending in Granary Square in King's Cross. The route includes Camden Town, Primrose Hill and Hampstead, with staggered start times from 9.30am-4pm

HIGHWAYS FESTIVAL: The Royal Albert Hall hosts Highways, a day-long festival of country and Americana music. It kicks off with a country concert for kids, and also features acts such as Kip Moore, Morgan Wade, Jackson Dean and Stephen Wilson Jr. Browse the full programme. 9.30am-11.30pm

Indo + Caribbean opens at Museum of London Docklands on Friday. Image: A Country Road, Trinidad, circa 1900, Courtesy of JF ManicomYOGA BRUNCH: Kickstart your weekend with a 75-minute Yin Yang yoga class at The Treehouse in Elephant Park, followed by a Mexican-inspired brunch. 9.45am-1pm

BARNES FRAGRANCE FAIR: Independent fragrance brands from across the UK descend on Barnes Green Centre for the Barnes Fragrance Fair. It consists of talks and workshops, as well as a chance to sniff and shop your new favourite scent. 10am-5pm

CEMETERY OPEN DAY: The Friends of Nunhead Cemetery hold an open day at the south London burial ground, one of the 'Magnificent Seven' group of London cemeteries. Today's event includes tours of the chapel and crypt — not normally open to the public — as well as stalls, performances and family activities. 11am-5pm

HOT SAUCE FESTIVAL: How hot is too hot for you? Find out at the Hot Sauce Festival in Peckham, where hundreds of small-batch sauces from 40+ traders are available to try and buy, along with live music, games, street food — and a bar for those all-important, palate-cleansing drinks. 11am-7pm

Catch Marina Sena at Village UndergroundKINGSTON BEER FESTIVAL: Kingston Workmen's Club and Institute — just a few minutes' walk from the station — hosts the final day of the Kingston Beer Festival. Sample some of 70 ales — many brewed locally — and 11 ciders and perries. The event supports charity Princess Alice Hospice. 12pm-6pm

ALBERT MEMORIAL TOUR: There's a rare chance to get behind the railings of the Albert Memorial, on this Royal Parks guided tour. Get a closer look at the Kensington Gardens memorial, commissioned by Queen Victoria on the death of her husband, and hear the story of their relationship and why the memorial looks as it does. 2pm-3.30pm

SOHO CHURCHES: Join Peter Howell, former chairman of the Victorian Society, for a guided walk around Soho's churches. Meet at the National Scottish Church and go on a route which visits several Victorian and Edwardian churches, including Corpus Christi (Maiden Lane), St Patrick (Soho Square) and the French Protestant Church. 2pm-4pm

ZIMMER VS WILLIAMS: Hear film scores by two of the greatest composers at one single concert. The Music of Zimmer vs Williams at Southbank Centre features the London Concert Orchestra playing music from the likes of E.T., Harry Potter, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman, The Lion King and Superman. 2.30pm

Pat Nevin guest DJs this month's Scared To Dance.MARINA SENA: Brazilian singer Marina Sena celebrates the release of her new single Tudo Pra Amar Você with a gig at Village Underground. Expect a lively blend of samba, funk, carioca, trap, reggae and axé. Doors 6.30pm

2000S SUMMER PARTY: Party like it's 20 years ago at the So Fetch 2000s Summer Party. Dance the night away to tunes by the likes of Britney Spears, McFly and Avril Lavigne, at Between the Bridges on South Bank. 7pm

CROYDON CLASSICAL CONCERT: Kensington Symphony Orchestrajoins forces with acclaimed mezzo-soprano Helen Charlston for a performance of Mahler’s Symphony No.3 (1896). Mahler’s longest work consists of six movements that are markedly different in construction and tone, and you can hear it in full at Fairfield Halls in Croydon. 7.30pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Ex-footballer, broadcaster and author Pat Nevin guest DJs at this month's Scared To Dance, a club night playing post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music. Takes place at the Shacklewell Arms in Dalston. 11pm

Sunday 21 MayHead along to the Wandsworth Bridge Road Spring FayreHOT AIR BALLOONS: After weather stopped play last weekend, we've got our fingers crossed that the weather conditions are ideal for the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta, which sees dozens of balloons flying over the London sky early one Sunday morning — hopefully today! It hasn't taken place since 2019, and there's one more reserve date set aside for it this year — in July. *FREE, from 5.30am(!)*

CHEESE MARKET: Get down to Chiswick early doors for the regular Cheese Market, and browse and buy more than 150 cheeses, as well as associated paraphernalia (crackers, chutney, and the like). As well as being a delicious way to spend a morning, it's a nod to the area's history: Chiswick derives from 'Cheesewick' meaning 'cheese farm'. 9.30am-3pm

SS WINDRUSH: 75 years since the SS Windrush arrived from the Caribbean, join a walking tour around Dalston and Hackney looking at how Black culture has shaped the area between the 1950s and the 21st century. Your Black History Walks guide focuses on music, activism, bookshops, gentrification, and other topics. 10am-12pm

PLANT AND CERAMICS MARKET: Mix and match houseplants with pots, planters and vases at the Grown and Thrown market at Big Penny Social in Walthamstow. There's a wide range of sizes and species of houseplants, alongside ceramic pieces by a variety of artists and makers. 11am-5pm

Wife Material is part of the LGBTQ+ Comedy FestivalSPRING FAYRE: Wandsworth Bridge Road closes to traffic for the day for a Spring Fayre, with a shopping market, food and drink stalls, live music across two stages, family-friendly games and entertainment, and a free exhibition about Fulham's past. 11am-5pm

VORTEX TEMPORUM: The London Sinfonietta and violinist Daniel Pioro explore the concept of time at a special concert at Southbank Centre. They perform two very different yet complementary masterpieces; 'nature time' in Vivaldi’s iconic The Four Seasons and Gérard Grisey’s Vortex Temporum, a work that takes us through three time frames. The event features narration and specially created writing by author Michael Morpurgo. 4pm

Daniel Pioro performs alongside the London SinfoniettaLGBTQ+ COMEDY: As part of the London LGBT+ Comedy Festival, married couple Heleana and Sophia Blackwell perform their show Wife Material at 2Northdown in King's Cross — a celebration of silliness, chosen family and queer joy covering dating disasters, lockdown love and more. 6pm

THE GREENWICH TRIO: Conway Hall's Sunday Concerts are the longest-running chamber music concerts in Europe, and today it's the Greenwich Trio taking to the stage, accompanied by flautist Boris Bizjak. The programme features works by Beethoven, Schubert and others. 6.30pm

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The Waiting Room is free to visit until September 2023. Image: Tab KhanFor 60 years, the abandoned waiting room on platform 3 of Peckham Rye station has remained a semi-enigma.

Commuters waiting for their train to Victoria have been able to squint through glass into the dinginess of Charles Driver's grand Victorian room — just about able to make out the scuffed arches above its doorways, and the exposed ribs of its vaulted ceiling. But it's always been tantalisingly out of reach.

Even the trip up to the waiting room is spectacular. Image: LondonistNow, a sculptural installation by New York artist Sarah Sze — called simply The Waiting Room — has given it the glow-up it so throughly deserves.

Image: LondonistAt the heart of the piece, a deconstructed globe — formed out of torn fragments of paper and cardboard, and sitting within a matrix of stainless steel tubing — dances with changing images. Volcanoes erupt. Cows stand in fields. Cars wait in traffic. The mundane rubs shoulders with the extraordinary. The fragility of the structure, says Sze, represents the thin membrane of life on the surface of Earth that scientists refer to as 'the critical zone'. But like all good art, you don't need to 'get' it. Standing and soaking it up is enough.

Image: LondonistThe images are formed by no fewer than 42 projectors; they're a favourite tool of Sze's, and themselves form part of the installation — stacked in ramshackle fashioned, and surely giving us an insight into the artist's cluttered mind. Projections bleed out beyond the central globe, plastering the rest of this spectacular room with white noise, swatches of rich sunset-hues, silhouetted flocks of birds sweeping across the walls. It's as if Sze has ushered the entire contents of the world into one murky space.

Image: LondonistTrains pulling into and off from the platform outside add an incidental soundtrack — there's a lot going on, but it all has a calming influence somehow. It is mesmerising.

Image: LondonistWhile The Waiting Room would impress in any setting, it's singularly special here — functioning in tandem with the distressed, cracked walls and vulnerable ceiling — turning the waiting room into the canvas. Best of all, Sze's work urges you to explore its nooks and crannies. Already, the waiting room has that delicious decayed-chic of a Wilton's Music Hall or Gordon's, but Sze butters on an extra layer of richness which'll have you gawping at the same spot on a wall for minutes at a time.

Image: LondonistWriter Zadie Smith has compared Sze's works as 'like being in an opened-up iPhone'; the irony being that The Waiting Room will draw crowds of snap-happy art lovers into its orbit. But if that piques public interest in this remarkable setting, then that's alright with us.

The Waiting Room, Peckham Rye station, 19 May-17 September 2023, free (enter via the doors to the left of the station entrance on ground level).

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Lavender in full bloom at Castle Farm in Kent. Photo: LondonistLavender season in London. When cherry blossom posts and wisteria hysteria start to wither away, it means sweeping fields of lavender are nigh.

Here are some of our favourite lavender farms and fields to visit near London — all of them are welcoming visitors this year. Check websites for tickets and more details, and remember to make sure the lavender's in bloom before you make a special trip, as the season can vary by a couple of weeks.

  1. Mayfield Lavender Farm, LondonJust, just within the boundaries of London itself, Mayfield Lavender Farm is the closest lavender field to central London. It gained Instagram fame a few years ago, partly thanks to the red phone box plonked strategically in the middle of a field.

The 25-acre farm is a sea of purple, enticing visitors to glide through it, as if in a purple-tinged dream. It gets very busy at weekends, so visit on a weekday if possible. There's a cafe and shop on site too, selling lavender ice cream, cream teas, cider (!), toiletries and other lilac-tinged treats.

Tractor rides are available for an additional £2.50 per person, with a circuit of the farm taking about 20 minutes.

Photography among the lavender is encouraged (there's even an official competition every year), but if you're taking part in a professional or extensive photoshoot, you'll need to register and pay a fee. No drones are allowed, and neither are picnics.

Open to the public: Open 10 June-31 August 2023, with lavender expected to bloom towards the end of June. Entry is £5 per person age 14+, no advance booking required.

Mayfield Lavender Farm, 1 Carshalton Lane, Banstead, SM7 3JA.

The farm also has a nursery and farm shop based in Epsom and open year-round.

  1. Castle Farm Lavender and The Hop Shop, Sevenoaks, KentIf you've taken the train between Orpington and Sevenoaks during lavender season, you'll have seen the bright purple fields next to the railway. They're part of the extensive Castle Farm empire, which is the largest producer of lavender in the UK — so naturally, they have a LOT going on during lavender season. Think guided tours through the fields and lavender distillery, picnics among the lavender, and self-guided walks with plenty of photo opportunities. In previous years, they've even offered professional massages among the lavender.

The farm's 1,100 acres are spread all over this part of Kent, but the activity all takes place at The Hop Shop near Shoreham. If you visit, sample the lavender ice cream available in the farm shop — delish.

Open to the public: The Hop Shop farm shop is open all year, but access to other parts of the farm is only available in lavender season, late June-late July. Booking for the 2023 lavender season opens in June. Guided tours from £12 adult/£6 child, lavender picnics from £12 adult/£6 child, lavender walks from £4 adult/£2.50 child.

The Hop Shop at Castle Farm, Redmans Lane, Shoreham, Sevenoaks, Kent, TN14 7UB. The village of Otford, with its own solar system, is under 10 minutes drive away if you want to make a day of it.

  1. Hitchin Lavender, HertfordshireHitchin Lavender offers great views across the countryside. Image: ShutterstockIf you want to know what 25 miles of lavender rows looks like, head to Hertfordshire and wander around in the Hitchin Lavender fields.

Entry includes access to the fields, and in previous years, you've been able to pick a bag of lavender to take home with you (extra charge, bring your own scissors). Once you've worked up a sweat, lunches, cakes and drinks are available to buy in the cafe in the 17th century barn. You're also welcome to bring your own picnic.

There's a small museum on site (free entry), with a replica of the Perks & Llewellyn pharmacy, well-known in the 19th century for its lavender products. Professional photography is permitted, at an extra cost.

If you can tear your eyes away from the lavender for a minute or two, the hillside location of the farm offers views all over the Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire countryside.

Open to the public: Lavender fields open 2 July- 4 August 2023. Tickets from £6.50 adult/£5 child, can be booked in advance (which is cheaper) although advance booking isn't mandatory. The barn, play area and museum open from 5 June 2023 — free entry, no booking required.

Hitchin Lavender, Cadwell Farm, Ickleford, Hertfordshire, SG5 3UA.

  1. Finchingfield Camping and Lavender, Essex

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Towards the north of Essex, Finchingfield is home to a camping and glamping site located in a wildflower meadow, with its own micro lavender farm on site.

Campers can visit the lavender field at any time during their stay — which means you can spend your evening, including sunset, immersed in the purple hues, before returning to your luxury tent for a lavender-induced snooze. Not much of a camper? No problem — a limited number of day visitor tickets are available for each day during the lavender season, and there's also a call-out for volunteers to help with the lavender harvest at the end of the season. There's a cafe on site selling snacks and drinks to visitors. No dogs allowed. The nearby village of Finchingfield is pretty darn picturesque too.

Finchingfield Camping and Lavender, Howe Street, Finchingfield, Essex, CM7 4JB. Details for 2023 season TBC — watch this space.

  1. Lavender Fields at Hartley Park Farm, Alton, Hampshire

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For a grand day out in the opposite direction, head to the Lavender Fields at Hartley Park Farm. Visiting the lavender itself is usually restricted to certain open days, when you can stroll through the seven varieties being grown, as well as a wildflower field.

The rest of the time, the lavender shop is open to the public, and there's a coffee shop too, but there's no access to the fields.

Open to the public: 2023 details TBC, but usually late June-early August.

Lavender Fields at Hartley Park Farm, Selborne Road, Alton, Hampshire, GU34 3HP

  1. Lordington Lavender, Chichester, West SussexLordington Lavender only opens to the public for a few days each year. Image: iStock/cnx400410 acres of Mailette lavender are grown at Lordington Lavender in the South Downs each year, though open days to visit the field are restricted to just one week in July. On these days anyone (and their dog) is welcome to walk among the lavender and take photos, as well as enjoying tea and cake overlooking the fields.

There are also a couple of adults-only evening events, where you can enjoy food and drink among the lavender as the sun sets.

Lordington Lavender, Lordington, Chichester, West Sussex, PO18 9DX. Open days 12-16 July 2023, no ticket required.


Within London, Kennington Park, Vauxhall Park and Kew Gardens are all home to pockets of lavender — ideal if you're looking to inhale the heady scent without making a full day trip.

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In 1965 two St. Bartholomew's Hospital nurses started a choir — in 2023 there are 300 regular members. Image: Barts ChoirDid you know that the heart rates of singers in a choir synchronise with each other? It's at the core of our basal instinct to communally vocalise together no matter the culture, faith or belief. Plus, individually, music is a form of expressive meditation with expression. I truly can't think of anything else when I sing.

In 1965 two St. Bartholomew's Hospital nurses started a choir. A small one with whom patients and staff were invited to sing. There isn't much detailed history as to the infancy of what they created, but I am sure if they knew how we've grown since their choral seed was planted, they'd be proud of where we are today with over 300 regular members from all walks of life, choral experience and ability.

I am an audiologist in Barts Health NHS Trust, and I've also been in the choir for eight years. I've always been fascinated by sound, the perception of it and the vital role it plays in communication and in developing relationships with others. Mental health is at the heart of a need to be heard and being able to engage with and inspire others. This applies to the artistic endeavour of music too, whether we move ourselves or our voices to it or are moved by it. I think we all take this for granted but I hope to always help others realise the importance of our hearing/perception of sound.

Did you know that the heart rates of singers in a choir synchronise with each other? Image: iStock/natasaadzic"Our conductors expect singing of a very high standard, despite us being a bunch of amateurs"I joined Barts Choir having received an email from within Barts Health NHS Trust in 2015. I hadn't sung since my school choir but something made me want to try a rehearsal and so I did. Thankfully there was no audition because at my level of historical choral experience, I think I might have flunked, big time! It was a learning curve. Breathing, technique, reading notes, following the conductor… But I felt elated after that first rehearsal. Singing is so cathartic. Being surrounded by others whilst doing it, is a real sense of community.

I now help to run the choir as secretary and trustee. I've taken singing lessons, joined our smaller auditioned chamber choir and had the privilege of singing at Cadogan Hall, Royal Festival Hall, St Paul's Cathedral and other equally beautifully acoustic venues multiple times with the Philharmonia Orchestra and brilliant independent professionals such as Trafalgar Sinfonia. I've been on stage with professional soloists and been guided — throughout our terms of learning in rehearsals as well as performances — by fantastic conductors such as our musical director, Ivor Setterfield. His passion for music is infectious and full of energy, with the desire to expect singing of a very high standard, despite being a bunch of amateurs. I've sung music I know well and music I would never have known were it not for Barts Choir. And I've made friends, real friends. I feel very lucky.

Barts Choir will be on stage at the Royal Albert Hall alongside the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra this July. Image: Royal Albert Hall"I'm not quite sure how I'll hold myself together"On 9 July, over 400 of us will be on stage at the Royal Albert Hall alongside the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. This all dovetails with my professional role quite neatly in that that we're celebrating 900 years of St. Bartholomew's Hospital, the oldest working hospital in the UK, not to mention the cutting edge and world class research and treatment of conditions in the specialisms of cardiology and cancer. Plus we're raising awareness and funds for Barts Charity in support of their aims in improving the health of east London, at the heart of where I reside.

To sit in a prime position on stage in appreciation of a world class orchestra performing Elgar's Enigma Variations… I'm not quite sure how I'll hold myself together in sheer pride and emotion of what we are all achieving.

A Celebration of Barts 900, Royal Albert Hall, 9 July 2023

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Audiences at Opera Holland Park. Image: Ali Wright/Opera Holland ParkDoesn't matter if it's a chilly 9°c; if the sun's out, us Londoners are out too — and we'll deal with the resulting pneumonia later. Want to make the most of being outside this summer? Here's our guide to experiencing the city's outdoor culture — think cinema, theatre, live music and art al fresco.

Outdoor cinema in LondonImage: Rooftop Film ClubOutdoor cinema has been A Thing in London for a few years now. We've watched films in parks, gardens, palaces, swimming pools and on rooftops across the capital, and y'know what — it never gets old (though it does sometimes get cold).

Summer 2023 is looking like a good'un for fans of al fresco films — Rooftop Film Club, Luna Cinema and Adventure Cinema are all popping up in the capital, and there are plenty of free outdoor movie screenings too. Read our guide to outdoor cinemas in London and get booking!

Outdoor theatre in LondonRegent's Park Open Air Theatre

You could spend many hours wandering Regent's Park, and still never stumble across its Open Air Theatre, hidden within the park's Inner Circle. The auditorium is completely exposed to the elements, with tiered seating for around 1,200 audience members.

There are usually three or four shows on the programme each summer, and at least a couple tend to be family-friendly (Peter Pan has been a favourite in the past). For 2023, we're treated to no fewer than six different productions; Once On This Island, Every Leaf A Hallelulah, Robin Hood The Legend Re-Written, The Tempest (they always slip a Shakespeare work in there somewhere), Le Cage Aux Folles, and Dinosaur World Live. Look out for a smattering of comedians too, including Bridget Christie and Tim Key.

Regent's Park Open Air Theatre, 10 May-3 September 2023.

Image: Shakespeare's GlobeShakespeare's Globe

Probably London's most famous theatre, Shakespeare's Globe is another open-air experience, and though it's not the original theatre that existed in Shakespeare's time, it replicates the original playing conditions Shakespeare and his actors would have known. The roof takes a wooden 'O' shape, leaving the audience exposed to the elements, and there's room for up to 700 'groundlings' to stand in the yard (though seating is available too).

A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Comedy Of Errors, Macbeth and As You Like It are on the bill for summer 2023 at Shakespeare's Globe. Top tip: if you're on a budget, hold out for the £5 Rush, which sees a limited number of last-minute £5 groundling tickets made available every Friday at 11am.

The above are the only full season outdoor theatre experiences that we know of, though some venues offer pop-up theatre experiences throughout the summer:

  • Chiswick House: Robin Hood is scheduled for 27 May 2023, and Romeo & Juliet is on 5 July 2023.
  • The Charterhouse: Shakespeare theatre company The Handlebards perform A Midsummer Night's Dream on 3 June 2023.
  • Fulham Palace: The Wizard of Oz is scheduled for 2 July 2023.
  • The Greek Theatre Players are performing The Winter's Tale at Walthamstow's secret amphitheatre 26-29 July 2023.

Outdoor live music in LondonImage: Ali Wright/Opera Holland ParkLondon's not short of a music festival or two — dozens happen each year, taking over parks and commons for days or weekends of live music across all genres, and we've covered them in our guide to London music festivals 2023. But what about when you're looking for something a little more sophisticated? Read on...

Opera Holland Park

For a couple of months each summer, a temporary canopied auditorium pops up in Holland Park, festooned with all manner of lighting and sound gear. It acts as the base for Opera Holland Park, a performing arts charity which works in schools, care homes and the like throughout the year, but really comes into its own for its summer festival. Both classic and newer shows are performed — the summer 2023 season includes Verdi's Rigoletto, Hansel and Gretel, and La Boheme, as well as Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes and performances by the Royal Ballet School. There are even free lunchtime recitals on selected Fridays.

Technically, it's a covered venue, although the canopy does have open sides, so we're calling it al fresco. There's no dress code, though organisers recommend layers in case it gets chilly.

Opera Holland Park. Summer 2023 season runs 30 May-August.

Kew The Music

With its wide open spaces and lush vegetation, Kew Gardens is the ideal backdrop for a sophisticated summer concert or two. Cue Kew The Music, a series of picnic concerts taking place each July. A stage and large screen is set up at the north end of the gardens, close to the Elizabeth Gate. Bring your own picnic chair or blanket, pack a picnic or buy food and drink on site — and enjoy live music in a relaxed and (hopefully) sunny setting.

2023's line-up includes Bastille, The Vamps and Jools Holland.

Kew The Music, 11-16 July 2023.

Image: Hampton Court Palace FestivalHampton Court Palace Festival

If you thought Kew was an impressive concert venue, what about seeing world-famous musicians performing against the backdrop of Hampton Court Palace? The Hampton Court Palace Festival is a series of outdoor concerts taking place in the Tudor courtyard each summer — all tickets are seated. The East Front Gardens open before the show each night, where concertgoers can enjoy a picnic — or there are King's Dining VIP experiences, giving you access to the State Apartments, where you can dine like royalty.

For 2023, Gladys Knight, Soft Cell, Grace Jones, Kool & The Gang, Kaiser Chiefs, Tom Jones, Björn Again and Rick Astley are on the line up.

Hampton Court Palace Festival, 6-17 June 2023.

See also:

  • Music on the Lawn at Forty Hall, Enfield (2 July 2023)
  • Jazz on the Lawn at Fulham Palace (14 July and 15 July 2023)

Outdoor art in LondonSerpentine Pavilion 2023 designed by Lina Ghotmeh — Architecture Design render, exterior view Photo © Lina Ghotmeh — Architecture Courtesy: SerpentineLondon has plenty of permanent outdoor art and sculpture trails — The Line is one such example. But here are a handful that are only around for a limited time:

The Serpentine Pavilion

Every year, a temporary Serpentine Pavilion pops up in Kensington Gardens, close to The Serpentine Gallery. The structure is designed by a different team of architects and artists each time, and open to the public for a couple of months. Most memorable for us was The Mastaba, a floating plastic pyramid on the Serpentine Lake by Christo and Jeanne-Claude.

The 2023 Serpentine Pavilion is À table, designed by Lebanese-born, Paris-based architect Lina Ghotmeh, named for the French call to get people to sit down together around a table. We're promised 'notions of memory, space and landscape' in a low, modest and skeletal structure. It'll be in situ June-October 2023.

Sculpture in the City will be back in summer 2023. Image: LondonistMorph's Epic Art Adventure in London

Here's one to bookmark if you've got kids. 56 six-foot tall sculptures of Morph (remember him?) popping up at 56 different locations around London. Morph's Epic Art Adventure is a free public art trail by charity Whizz Kidz, taking place 19 June-20 August 2023.

Sculpture in the City

Usually running from summer through to the following spring, Sculpture in the City is a free art trail through the Square Mile. Artworks range from standalone sculptures in squares and public spaces, to smaller works mounted onto the walls of buildings or suspended from ceilings at Leadenhall Market, to video projections, plaques and more. The 11th edition finished in April 2023 — keep an eye on the website for details of the next round.

Frieze Sculpture Park

Every October, as Frieze Art Fair takes over vast swathes of Regent's Park with huge marquees, sculptures also pop up in other parts of the park, for the accompanying Frieze Sculpture Trail. This is a free open-air sculpture exhibition open to everyone. Artists, themes and individual sculptures vary annually. Check website for October 2023 dates.


A couple of things to note:

  • Dress appropriately for an outdoor setting — layers are your friend. Even if it's been a scorching hot day in London, things get chilly as soon as the sun sets, and many of the above events go in late into the evening.
  • Check venues' booking conditions — most don't offer a refund for iffy weather unless it's bad enough that the performance or screening can't go ahead for safety reasons.

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Don't bank on using the Elizabeth line on 24 May. Image: LondonistHappy biiirthday to yooo.. oh.

The Elizabeth line is due to be heavily affected by strike action on 24 May — exactly one year since it opened to the public.

Dozens of members of the TSSA union — including traffic managers, service and infrastructure personnel, and incident response managers — will strike on the anniversary (and be in no doubt that date is no coincidence), meaning that the central section of the line between Paddington and Abbey Wood will be heavily affected.

Says TSSA Organising Director, Mel Taylor: "Elizabeth line staff work weekends, nights and even Christmas Day, operating the world's only fully digital railway, but many earn less than two thirds of the salary paid to other TfL staff in similar roles. Our members don't want to have to take strike action, but they’ve had enough."

Action short of a strike i.e. an overtime ban and removal of good will will then run from 27 May to 4 June.

Although the Elizabeth line — already the UK's busiest railway — is a mere stripling, this is not the first strike action it's seen; back in January, action was taken by TSSA and Prospect union members.

Meanwhile, in May and June, other strike action will be taken by ASLEF Union and the RMT, causing disruption across London and the rest of the UK on 31 May and 3 June.

On 21 May, the Elizabeth line hits phase 3, meaning trains that are more frequent and faster — plus a new direct route.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture opens at Museum of London Docklands. Image: Shipping on the River Hughly Calcutta, circa 1900, Courtesy of JF ManicomLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Visit the reopened Hunterian MuseumAfter closing its doors in 2019, the much-missed Hunterian Museum finally reopens to the public this week to show off its £4.6 million redesign.

The Lincoln's Inn Fields museum is an eye-opening collection of anatomical and surgical objects, gathered by 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter — look out for dissected toads, sections of spinal cord and half of Charles Babbage's brain.

Free, from 16 May (open Tuesday-Saturday).

  1. Head to the waterside for a free open-air film screeningLondon's outdoor cinema season is picking up pace, and happily, there are a few free screenings happening throughout the season. The first of those is a free open-air screening of Pixar film Inside Out at Merchant Square in Paddington this Thursday.

Head down there at 6pm for the Mental Health Awareness Week screening (Inside Out is an animated film about the conflicting emotions inside a young girl's mind). Get there in plenty of time if you want to bag yourself a free deckchair — otherwise, take your own picnic blanket along.

Free, 18 May.

  1. Get a takeaway poem from a burger vanPoetry doesn't get any more accessible than this — a burger van is on Quebec Street in Marylebone every Thursday this month; except that instead of serving quarter pounders and chips, there are 'poet chefs' waiting to cook you up a personalised stanza or two. Sounds like the kind of thing that'll brighten up your day (or why not get a poem written for a friend).

Free, 18 May (also 25 May)

  1. Explore London's Indo-Caribbean historyMuseum of London Docklands opens a free new display, Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture, on Friday. It explores the underrepresented history of Indian indenture (people being contracted to work without salary for a specific period) in the British Caribbean, and is timed to mark the 75th anniversary of Empire Windrush arriving in London.

It draws on family histories to explore Indo-Caribbean culture in London today, and features contracts, shipping company records, postcards, and papers from the Parliamentary Archives.

Free, 19 May-19 November.

  1. Dance a jig at Southbank CentreDid you know about Southbank Centre's monthly Mix & Move dance sessions? They're free to attend, and open to everyone, specifically aimed at older adults and parents with young children.

This month it's a Celidih Jam with Folk Dance Remixed, blending traditional folk dancing with contemporary street dance. Head along on Friday to learn some of the moves and join in.

Free, 19 May.

  1. Visit the Hampton Court Palace Gardens for freeA few times every year, you can visit the gardens of Hampton Court Palace for free. The Garden Open Days take place throughout the summer — the first one for 2023 fell on the coronation weekend. It's a chance to explore parts of the grounds including the Great Fountain Garden and the Privy Garden, and ogle the beautiful building from the outside.

Note, you still have to pay to enter the Maze, the Magic Garden, and the palace itself, on Garden Open Days.

Free, 20-21 May.

  1. Do Dulwich Festival on the cheapThe majority of this year's Dulwich Festival events take place this week, and while they're not all free, many are. For a fiver or less you can attend a youth concert, view an exhibition of children's artworks, go on a woodland wildlife walk, attend the West Dulwich Spring Fair or the Goose Green Fair, and plenty more — see what you can find on the programme.

Until 21 May.

  1. Get Down Down to the free Status Quo exhibitionThis is the last full week to see Celebrating Seven Decades of Quo, a free exhibition at Barbican Library dedicated to the masters of the three-chord rock song. Whatever You Want, it's all on display, including photos, tour posters, handwritten lyrics, and other memorabilia — some of which has never been on public display before.

Free, until 22 May.

  1. Seek out Mayfair's mind-bending mirror sculpturesPhoto: LondonistBerkeley Square is currently home to Triacontahedron by Anthony James, a geometric sculpture filled with mirrors to create an infinity effect. It's great fun for kids (and adults) and if you happen to be in the area, swing over to Hanover Square, where there's an equally trippy sculpture — Sister, by David Breuer-Weil. "Like a hall of mirrors getting sucked into a black hole" is how Londonist Editor-at-Large Matt Brown describes it.

Free.

  1. Get in on the #WisteriaHysteria actionLondon's walls and trellises are still looking purple from wisteria season. The lilac plant is in bloom in parks and gardens and on streets all over town — take a look at our guide on where to find wisteria in London, and plan yourself a lavender-hued stroll.

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In an extract from his book Queer Footprints: A Guide to Uncovering London's Fierce History, Dan Glass explores one of the capital's best-loved LGBTQ+ clubs — and an era-defining moment that took place here one night.

Welcome to Heaven, the 'gay ultradisco nightclub' on Villiers Street. Image: iStock/tyannar81If 'love is as love does … an act of will — namely, both an intervention and an action' as the great late author bell hooks states, where can the force of love take us? What does the hope, spilling out of trapped emotions after nightmares, unfurlings of hot desire and the pounding thud of expression, no longer encapsulated in a ruffled spare bedroom duvet, look and feel like?

Welcome to Heaven, the 'gay ultradisco nightclub' on Villiers Street, a street so laced with queer seduction it is even named after King James I's lover, George Villiers, the 2nd Duke of Buckingham, in the 17th century. One of the first major queer spaces to open in 1979 after the passing of the Sexual Offences Act of 1967, here many from the sexual liberation movements took a break and danced the night away. Daytimes were spent in continuous back-breaking meetings, protests and the creation of alternative spaces to close the void of the ‘partial’ aspect of the law – the different age of sexual consent for homosexuals, and the discrepancies of acceptance across the whole LGBTQIA+ community. These non-stop activists deserved a good boogie.

"Disco's equivalent of the Pearly Gates"Heaven founder Jeremy Norman was not new to the game. The year before he had established the Embassy nightclub in Bond Street, immortalised in the set of Sylvester's You Make Me Feel Mighty Real video. With Heaven, he aimed even higher. At the time of its opening, Heaven was the biggest gay club in Europe. Costing a staggering £300,000 to renovate, it boasted 5000-watt sound, overhead tweeters and bass horns built into the floor, plus a hi-tech light show complete with lasers, lightning-effect and planet-shaped neon spotlights and high-power floodlights. The Evening Standard, reviewing Heaven's opening night, was clearly impressed: "Heaven's biggest headache could be in deterring London's non-gay discophiles who could end up trying to pass for gay to get past the elegant bouncers at the disco's equivalent of the Pearly Gates."

Heaven's arrival coincided with new directions in disco. After the 1960s soul and swing, the beats got faster, mixing became essential and electronics replaced live instruments. Gay disco and hi-energy became the soundtrack to the parallel scenes that took over Heaven and gay Earl's Court. Between the beats, live shows sent ripples of laughter and roars of queer hunger throughout the crowds. In 1982, the visionary American poet Allen Ginsberg bemused punters by getting up on stage at the Amateur Talent Night to read from Please, Master, a deliriously sadomasochistic love poem that still is one of the most sexually explicit poems ever written:

Master push my shoulders away and stare in my eyes, & make me bend over the table, please master grab my thighs and lift my ass to your waist, please master your hand's rough stroke on my neck, your palm down to my backside.

Allen Ginsberg once bemused punters by getting up on stage at the Amateur Talent. NightImage: Michiel Hendryckx via creative commonsHe may have been one of the most famous beat generation poets in the world, but in Heaven, he still came second. Here you have to reach for the stars.

The 1980s at Heaven saw Spandau Ballet and Boy George in concert, new romantic, goth and acid house. Drum and bass launched us into the 1990s with DJs such as Fabio and Grooverider, while pop stars like Cher also rocked the stage. Fast forward to 2022 and the crowds are still going wild as local girl turned superstar Adele turns up unannounced as a surprise guest to judge strippers and dancers at Porn Idol, even taking a turn herself on the stripper pole.

The liberation taking place on the dancefloor, however, didn't stop the tabloid press from producing homophobic headlines, in which the News of the World condemned the place as 'more like hell' in 1981. The level of visibility that Heaven brought was unprecedented. "Prior to the arrival of Heaven, gay clubs were only found underground in pub cellars", recalls Mark Elliott, current general manager, "Heaven was the only venue of its scale in the last few years before the arrival of the AIDS epidemic. Inevitably, young people now don't realise the importance of a single institution, but there is an appreciation among those in the know."

"What … the … Hell … is … going … on?"Image: iStock/Eduardo RibasRewind to 1982 and you are dancing your ass off to Donna Summer's Love is Just a Breath Away, your throat hoarse after screaming the lyrics to Culture Club's Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? and dreaming of that hottie across the dancefloor whipping you into their arms and all over your bed at home later. Time to rejuvenate because you really don't want a hangover to stop you coming back again tomorrow. You head to the bar.

"Please can I have a large bottle of water and one for my mate?"

The handsome barman leans over to hear you more clearly.

"Two large waters please darlin'."

A pause … Maybe he can't hear among the banging tunes?

He walks away and your eyes wander after him and suddenly, a thud and he collapses before your eyes at the side of the bar.

What … the … Hell … is … going … on?

Meet Terry Higgins.

Image: iStock/VectorArchiveTerrence (or Terry) Higgins was born in Pembrokeshire, Wales on 10 June 1945. Alienated as a teen because of his sexuality, he left the small-town life and moved to London, like thousands across the island did and still do. Terry worked as a reporter in the House of Commons by day and as a barman and a DJ by night. His talents led him to perform in New York and Amsterdam throughout the 1970s, but he always loved coming home to his favourite London stomping ground Heaven, until one night when he collapsed.

Ian Johns, another Heaven regular, recalls a conversation he overheard in the cloakroom queue at around that time:

"I was standing in Heaven, talking to some guys talking about herpes and I was going, 'Well, I don't want to get that, it never goes away.' And someone said to me, 'Oh no, there's a new one now. There's a new VD, a venereal disease that is affecting people who are gay men in America, where you just keep getting flu and then you die.' And I'm going 'Ah! You can’t die from VD.' And then we slowly started hearing stories. And then suddenly, you heard about a friend of a friend, then a friend, then an ex and it escalated from there really…"

Rupert Whitaker, Terry's partner, was with him in hospital. Rupert was fully aware, and deeply scared of what the few reports were referring to as the 'Gay Cancer' which then became known as 'Gay Related Immune Deficiency' or GRID. Casual homophobia of the time laid bare; there were no 'heterosexuality-related conditions' that affect primarily heterosexuals and there still aren't.

A plaque on London's Broad Street. Image: Spudgun67 via creative commonsOn 4 July 1982, aged 37, Terry died from pneumonia and the related opportunistic infection neural toxoplasmosis, at St Thomas' Hospital on the South Bank. He was one of the first people in the UK to die from an AIDS-related illness. AIDS — Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome — was first recognised as a medical condition in the US in 1981. Later that year Dr Tony Pinching diagnosed the first case in the UK, in a heterosexual woman, at St Mary's Praed Street Clinic in London. DJ and writer Stewart Who? remembers the quick change in the atmosphere over the following years:

"AIDS was the shadow that stalked the creative brilliance of London's scene. Lesbians were nursing gay friends, because as a community we had to come together. We were under siege. So many of my beautiful and spirited disco friends became worries, then memories. They'd be out every night of the week; preening, gurning and laughing… then gone. It wasn't wise to ask questions, as people would be evasive, or worse, tell the truth. 'That one died, dear', they'd whisper, sucking on a Marlboro Light. "Such a shame. His family were vile. They banned gays from the funeral. You didn't sleep with him did you?"

"Innocent people were being murdered, as I now realise"The author, Dan GlassDevastated, Rupert and friends harnessed their grief to create understanding among the confusion and to make sure Terry's life and tragic early death was not lived in vain. That's when, in a flat in central London, the Terrence Higgins Trust (THT) was born.

Out of heartbreak, THT's mission was to personalise and humanise AIDS in a very public way and to prevent others from having to suffer as Terry had. "At first, it was to raise funds for research but then we realised much more was needed, and more immediately", Rupert recalls of these initial, intense months. The alchemy of grief led this small group of committed volunteers to focus all their energies and try to build relationships and work equally with gay men, lesbians, haemophiliacs, sex workers and drug users to raise funds for research and awareness of the still unknown illness. Rupert never forgot about Heaven though. In the subsequent years, it had opened its doors in the daytime to serve the needs of the community as the AIDS epidemic became a turning point for gays and lesbians in Britain. The following year, a public meeting about GRID was co-organised by THT and the London Lesbian and Gay Switchboard (now known as Switchboard LGBT+ Helpline), the biggest LGBTQIA+ telephone helpline at the time to respond to the rising deaths and the simultaneous, deadly Government bigotry and inaction.

As mentioned previously, in 1986 homosexuals were seen as 'swirling in a cesspit of their own making', in the words of Greater Manchester Chief Constable James Anderton, who later claimed God told him to say it. The rise of the 'moral majority' vilified people diagnosed with AIDS, and the wider gay community. Headlines at the time included "Gay — and Wicked" (the Sun), and "Britain Threatened by Gay Virus Plague" (the Mail on Sunday). The combination of misunderstanding of the HIV virus and AIDS, and an influential and homophobic right-wing press helped to create a culture of intolerance, homophobia and fear among the British public at the exact time that thousands of innocent people were becoming HIV+ and were dying unnecessarily — or being murdered, as I now realise.

Queer Footprints: A Guide to Uncovering London's Fierce History by Dan Glass, published by Pluto Press

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For every new, exciting venture that springs up, London loses another favourite establishment. Here's our ever-growing list of places that closed down in 2023. Cue the melancholy piano... although there are a few happy twists in the tale.

London museums that closed in 2023Pollock's Toy Museum has closed its Fitzrovia doors, but will reappear in Croydon later in 2023. Image: duncan cumming via creative commonsA slew of museums have and will open and reopen in 2023 — including the Young V&A and the Hunterian. But there have already been closures, too.

  • Pollock's Toy Museum, Fitzrovia: In January 2023, the enchanting Pollock's Toy Shop announced it was being turfed out of the Fitzrovia townhouse it's called home since 1969. The good news: Pollock's will regenerate as a pop-up in Croydon's Whitgift Centre, as part of the 2023 Borough of Culture celebrations
  • Vagina Museum, Bethnal Green: Hot on the heels of Pollock's, the much newer — and rather differently-themed — Vagina Museum said it would shut shop at its Bethnal Green venue, which it had already done by early February. However the museum has not thrown in the (sanitary) towel: a crowdfunder is up and running to secure its next London location.
  • Chocolate Museum, Brixton: Yes, London has a museum about chocolate. At least it did. Honouring the history of the humble cocoa bean, the Chocolate Museum moved out of its Brixton home in March 2023. But as with the other two on this list, this is au revoir, not goodbye — the museum continues to run chocolate-making workshops in Brixton, and hopes to open in a suitable space soon enough.

London shops that closed in 2023Sylvanian Storekeepers closes after 30 years in the toy selling biz. Image: Ryuichi IKEDA via creative commonsWe're not commemorating every Pound Shop and Waitrose that shutters up — that would be insane — but some London shops will be sorely missed, while others are noteworthy in their own way:

  • Hackney Walk, Hackney: In February, ever-assiduous blogger Diamond Geezer posted on Nike's departure from Hackney Walk — the final nail in the coffin for the trendy shopping mall, which accepted £1.5 million from City Hall in the wake of the London riots, and was once supposed to rival the likes of Bicester Village.
  • Sylvanian Storekeepers, Highbury: Surely one of London's nichest retail experiences — a Highbury shop selling little else but Sylvanian Families products — announced that, after 30 years of trading, it would close on 22 April 2023. London may never see such cute window displays ever again.

London pubs, bars and breweries that closed in 20232023 has already seen branches of Wetherspoon closing, with many more to come.Covid, rising rents, cost of living: it's been a tough few years for the hospitality industry, and London's beer and bar scene has taken a serious hit.

  • One Mile End, Tottenham: Once at the forefront of London's craft beer scene, it was sad to hear in January that One Mile End —which once had a superb brew pub at Whitechapel that did an incredible bourbon stout — has hung up its boots.
  • The Ship, Southwark: We spent some happy evenings in Southwark's Ship pub too, which used to put on a fantastic little comedy open mic upstairs, and it was sad to hear that the 200-year-old boozer had closed its doors in January 2023. Update: word on the grapevine is the Ship's opening under new ownership very soon!
  • The Clapham North, Clapham: With 20 years on the clock, this neighbourhood boozer poured its last pint at the end of March.
  • Partizan Brewing: For the first time in many years, the Bermondsey beer mile is starting to shrink. Partizan Brewing, who've been working their hoppy magic beneath the arches for a decade, announced in April that inflation and increasing prices had prompted them to move their setup to Market Harborugh in Leicestershire. See you next time we're en route to Leicester!
  • Brew By Numbers: This excellent brewery, producing a spectrum of beers all named with various number combinations, has sadly wrapped up its Bermondsey operation owing to financial difficulty. (The Peckham tap is also now shut.) The good news is it's going to continue brewing at a new site in Greenwich.
  • Wetherspoons, all over the place: It is not looking like a good year for "The Man Who Launched 150 London Pubs" — in January 2023, a list of due-to-close Wetherspoon pubs was released, with 12 London boozers named: Asparagus (Battersea), Miller's Well (East Ham), Bankers Draft (Eltham), Hudson Bay (Forest Gate), Capitol (Forest Hill — also on our list of the city's best Wetherpoons), Plough and Harrow (Hammersmith), Moon on the Hill (Harrow), Toll Gate (Hornsey), Penderel's Oak (Holborn), Coronet (Holloway), Angel (Islington) and Alfred Herring (Palmers Green). Croydon has also lost its Skylark Wetherspoon in March 2023. Presumably these will all be reinstated once the benefits of Brexit start flooding in.

London restaurants and cafes that closed in 2023

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  • Joanna's, Crystal Palace: After 45 years feeding hungry south Londoners, Joanna's in Crystal Palace dished up its last Sunday roast in January 2023, citing "current economic conditions."
  • P Franco, Bright and Noble Fine Liquor, east London: In mid March, east London lost three great establishments in one fell swoop: belonging to the same family, restaurants P Franco and Bright — as well as shop Noble Fine Liquor — said farewell to fans, saying that complex reasons had led to their time in the sun coming to an abrupt and sudden end.
  • Look mum no hands!, Old Street: Earning a place on our list of London's best sports bars, Look mum no hands! was a firm favourite among London's two-wheeling community. In a tear-inducing valedictory Instagram post (above), the management thanked anyone who'd ever bought a beer, come in to get a puncture fixed, or even just scabbed the wi-fi.

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Mike Ashworth, London Underground's former Design & Heritage Manager, sings the praises of the Jubilee line extension.

"Which is your favourite tube station?" is a question I'm often asked. I worked for many years helping to preserve and restore historic tube stations and so, yes, there are lots of "old" stations to choose from. But, among the most breathtaking and architecturally distinguished stations on the London Underground, you cannot ignore those that make up the Jubilee line extension of 1999-2000 (Westminster to Stratford). They are magnificent. They are underrated.

It's not just me who thinks this. Of the architectural tours I used to lead, those of the Jubilee line extension stations were among the most popular. Indeed, earlier this year that I found myself again, out of 'retirement', visiting these stations 'east of Westminster' with a group of 30 people, and a dog.

They are among the most striking public buildings of their generation — worthy successors to the acknowledged genius of Charles Holden and Frank Pick. We owe this achievement to an equally exacting architect, Roland Paoletti, who oversaw the architecture of the new line. Paoletti managed a rare thing: to marshal different architects and structural engineers to produce stations with individual character but that still spoke a common design language. Before we get to the individual stations, let's take a quick look at the history of the line itself.

Jubilee line: a potted historyQueensbury station began life in 1934 as a Metropolitan line station, before transferring to the Bakerloo line in 1939, and finally the Jubilee line in 1979. Image: TfLThe Jubilee line was a long time coming, with its genesis in the years immediately after the second world war. It stemmed from two main desires. The first was to drive a new east-to-west tube line across central London, alleviating pressure on existing lines such as the District, and serving neglected areas in the east and south. For many years this new line — intended to be called the Fleet line due to its route through the city — was aimed squarely at Thamesmead, the massive housing development on the fringes of the Kentish marshes (we all know how that worked out). Its second purpose was to unpick the pre-war work that had given the Bakerloo line two branches north of Baker Street, which had created a highly congested tube line south towards Elephant & Castle.

The first section of the new line opened in 1979. It took over the Stanmore branch of the Bakerloo, then ran through new tunnels between Baker Street and Charing Cross. The tunnels at this terminus pointed east, with the intention of a further extension towards the City.

At this point, even more consideration was given as to where the newly-named Jubilee line (after the late Queen's 1977 Silver Jubilee) would head to next. The final decision was to abandon the new tunnels from Green Park to Charing Cross, to go south of the river through Waterloo and London Bridge stations, into the new redevelopment areas of the Docklands, and then not go east but north, ending up at Stratford. Construction started in the early 1990s and — in something of a last gasp — was finally completed days before the millennium celebrations centred on the Dome at North Greenwich. We used to joke that the one thing that did come to an end, à la Millennium Bug, was building the Jubilee line.

In 1972, a 'road deck' was installed over Oxford Street, meaning that traffic could continue to run, while the new Bond Street station was dug out beneath. Image: TfLFor most tube station designers, the mark of 'success' is that passengers do not actually look too closely at the place. The idea is a smooth flow of people in and out of the station, on and off the trains. Perhaps a fleeting, reassuring glance at a sign that is always 'familiar' thanks to how it appears visually, no matter what it actually says. You might have to wait on the platform so it could be an advert, carefully positioned so that your eyes pass over it without hesitation; the secret of a good advert is simply that — instant recognition. That's also what is at the heart of the corporate identity, the 'look' of the Underground. Simple recognition by a blend of familiar shapes, colours and spaces.

But to ensure that level of simplicity, a lot of work has to go into the nature of the space and the details it contains. Below, I've picked out five of the Jubilee line extension stations where this under-appreciated work is at its best.

West HamImage Mike AshworthI cannot quote the number of passengers who use West Ham station but who never actually set foot outside it. It is a lot though. This is, primarily, a busy interchange between the Underground, DLR and mainline services. So, in many respects, this is architecture of the interior. The topography of the station with platforms on an embankment and others at street level, means you have to move passengers vertically as well as laterally —- down to street level, back up to get over tracks, to go back again to the platform. Architects van Heyningen and Haward made this journey as intuitive as possible.

The internal spaces are generous — you can see 'where to go' by the nature of the space you are moving through and towards. The street level ticket hall, with the entrance and exit, is a lofty brick box that contains a spacious series of escalators that give access to the overbridge. This again is a clear, light and simple space whose glass brick walls give a hint of a world outside, whilst at night making the station glow in the urban streetscape.

Image Mike AshworthAt platform level, on the Jubilee line, what could be just blank, boring brick walls are detailed as to give a sense of rhythm and purpose, the way the bricks are recessed so carefully to make space for the bench seats. Yes, this is beautiful brickwork.

Step outside and you can clearly see how the station building's internal spaces are cleverly held together by repetitive elements. A box-like grid of concrete, brick and glazing, with echoes of those 1930s stations, all held together by an almost single horizontal line. This defines the 'top line' of the building which, underneath, passengers move about.

North GreenwichImage Mike AshworthTube stations are deep subterranean spaces, with passageways and platforms like drain pipes. The usual method of making people feel secure (and that they are not in a drain pipe) is to make these spaces as bright as possible; white tiles and lots of light. Oddly this can be counter-intuitive. The 'public lavatory' school of architecture is full of glare; edges and corners must stand out, usually by putting something like hazard tape on to show that yes, you've designed a hazard.

So, the first thing that often strikes people at the platforms of North Greenwich station, designed by Alsop, Lyall and Störme, is the deep sense of blue shadow, of the station bleeding out away from you to an undefined edge. The trick here is where you place the light. The brightest spaces show the route along the long, linear mezzanine that runs the length of the great excavated box. Other illuminations highlight the escalators, lifts and stairs. And, at platform level, light provides a calm, cool space in which to wait or alight a train. When describing this to the visitors I find myself speaking in lower, hushed tones as if to match the slightly mystical quality of the space.

Image Mike AshworthThe deep blue mosaic tiles make this unmistakably North Greenwich. The mosaics are visually fascinating with myriad surfaces. The vast, angled columns are carefully shot through with lines of orange tiles at head height, alerting you to the changing space under them; an inherent and not applied part of the design. Real detail.

You can imagine my sense of horror a few years ago when I discovered someone had fitted large lengths of galvanised conduit over the mosaic and the visual impact it had here. Managing change — and change has to happen — was an important part of the job. Challenging colleagues to find a more appropriate way of fitting new cables was another skill. The conduit was, here, removed and the new wiring more carefully positioned.

Venture upstairs to find yourself in a different space, one that feels in some ways like a train station, organised and regimented, but that is for buses not trains. Though this vast, sweeping space, designed by Norman Foster & Partners, does not for a moment feel like it, it actually is, I suspect, London's largest bus shelter. It allows a clear view out, under the high curved roof and through the glass, of the red buses moving around, and so instantly alerts you as to the nature and purpose of the place. To be able to simply find, safely wait and board your bus onwards.

Canary WharfImage Matt BrownTo enter into this station, through the deceptively shallow arch of the entrance, and suddenly find yourself on the massed banks of escalators looking down into the intermediate concourse level is a revelatory experience – if not quite religious, as some would have it. Then again, this is the station that appeared in Star Wars, Rogue One, so it clearly has universal appeal. The sense of space and movement through the station is one of the greatest achievements of this remarkable design by Norman Foster & Partners.

It is worth considering that those simple, mighty and unadorned concrete columns do not just help hold up that sweeping gull wing roof, but that they also help hold the floor down against rising water pressure. The station box is, after all, in a drained dock. This station, like the others, rather hides the skills of the structural engineers who, taking the architects' fancy, helped turn it into concrete reality. But yes, this is the station that makes visitors marvel if only because it makes you feel so small as you rise, ant-like, from deep platforms towards the beckoning light of the entrance.

Image TfLIt is also interesting to consider the view of one of my older Underground managers who was always more than baffled about me eulogising such a station. It was, in his 'design book', a failure in that passengers actually had so far to walk. Such is what comes with space and grandiosity. What he'd make of the Elizabeth line I do not care to consider...

BermondseyImage Matt BrownOn the tour, I brush my finger against the 'simple' stainless steel mesh wall at the bottom of the escalators, explaining that texture is important in design and that this makes for a wall that appears 'solid' but is in fact 'permeable'. It also filters dust so while I carefully wipe my hands I'm able to distract the crowd by asking them to look up. It works quite well as only one or two see me curse quietly! My advice is to look but do not necessarily touch the mesh.

But do look up. Here at Bermondsey, by Ian Ritchie Architects, is one deep tube station where you can see daylight; from the east end of the platforms. The shaft that enables this is both held up and apart by a series of concrete beams, with carefully detailed finishes and shape, that make for a fine vertical sculpture. It is at moments such as this that we need to recall the skills of the consultant engineers in such spaces. They are the people who take the architects' vision and turn them into reality.

Image Matt BrownFollowing the light up the escalator I am able to talk about the relative transparency of the station as you can, at and below street level, see out and into the station, with movement on either side of the walls. I also find myself carefully telling the group the story of how the Underground very rapidly removed some of Ritchie's own 'take' on station signs and furniture that made much use of glass and the colour blue. That blue still does, to an extent, survive as a narrow band running around the space, like a frieze. It is, of course, a very Underground colour. One of the palette of corporate colours; the blue bar on the roundel used to give a subtle hint of familiarity.

I also end up, as you do, discussing the floor tiles. It cannot be slippery or too non-slippery. It cannot be too light or it will show dirt, nor too dark as to look like a bottomless pit. It has to be cleaned, correctly, or it will stop being non-slip. Oh, and yes, it should stay non-slip as it slowly wears down. By the way, it should also, ideally, last for 80 years. There are details and there are details.

SouthwarkAn "illuminated glass prow". Image Matt BrownThere is something complex and theatrical about Southwark station, designed by Sir Richard MacCormac of MJP Architects. As you make your way from the platform, you are met with an illuminated glass prow, that feels as if it should be in an art deco hotel foyer, but that highlights the move upwards towards the foot of the escalators. Usually escalators are very gregarious creatures and come in groups, but here, each marked by a dark boxed portal, they stand alone. There is a reason for this. They are carefully threaded through the columns of the massive Victorian brick railway viaduct that carries the mainline trains metres above our heads.

As you are transported up — look ahead! Opening up in front of you is a great blossoming of blue. The entire opposing wall of this sweeping intermediate space is dominated by a prism of 630 specially designed glass panels held on stainless steel 'spiders'. One of the few artworks on the JLE, it is by artist Alexander Beleschenko. The inspiration for this is drawn, suitably theatrically, from the 1815 stage set for Mozart’s The Magic Flute designed by Karl Friedrich Schinkel. So, is this your moment to stand amongst the stars as the Queen of the Night does in the opera?

We are still drawn up towards the street by escalators, passing through a ticket hall reminiscent of Arnos Grove station of 1932. The design won four prestigious architectural and engineering awards – so, I still roll my eyes every time I use it as, for some reason, we chose to put a litter bin immediately below the awards plaques. Not just roll my eyes but feel the cold hand of Frank Pick, the legendary Underground boss in pre-war years, and whose comments on such detail I can only begin to imagine.

Already under threatThere's much more to the Jubilee extension, of course. I could also have discussed Westminster station, a site that I saw through from site acquisition to public opening. Or perhaps Stratford Market Depot, one of the finest buildings of all on the line and a rare pleasure if you ever get the chance to visit.

Space does not allow. Instead, we should end with a warning.

Several of the architectural masterpieces we have seen in this article are under threat of alteration or redevelopment, while the thorny issue of the Listing of such iconic modern buildings is complex and fraught. In 2017, TfL considered plans to construct an 'air rights' building above Southwark station that would have been, unlike the intended development, highly destructive of many of the surface elements of the station. Several amenity societies, including SAVE Britain's Heritage and the Twentieth Century Society, formally opposed the scheme and the station was, unsuccessfully, considered for Listing despite its relative youth. Such was the outcry that TfL eventually pulled back and has since developed an alternative design that, as the original plans allowed for, will not compromise the existing station.

Stratford Market Depot, one of the finest buildings of all on the line and a rare pleasure if you ever get the chance to visit. Image: Matt Buck via creative commonsEqually destructive plans for redevelopment at North Greenwich will likewise see the dismantling of Foster's wonderful bus station and here, the scheme arguably makes transport interchange worse, which given today's need to enhance modal shift and encourage the use of public transport seems a strange thing to even consider.

Overall, this also raises the issue of sustainability: should we be demolishing such modern buildings, still fit for purpose and doing the job they were admirably designed to do, and doing it well? Certainly, evolution and adaptation are vital and, indeed, several of these stations were designed to have buildings constructed over them. But it is important too, I think, to understand the considered architecture and special nature of such buildings and design any intervention, large or small, with thought and care.

So, for the price of a ticket, go and have a look at these stations yourselves and see what you make of them, perhaps pondering the simple complexities of designing a tube station! After all, I may have let slip a few trade secrets...

Mike Ashworth, now retired, was a long-serving design and heritage manager for London Underground and Transport for London.

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2023 marks 75 years since the momentous occasion of the SS Empire Windrush docking in Tilbury. Image: Jim GroverWindrush Day — 22 June — marks the anniversary of the SS Empire Windrush docking in Tilbury in 1948, bringing Afro-Caribbean immigrants to the United Kingdom. 2023 is an extra special one — 75 years since the momentous occasion.

Many of those passengers stayed in the UK, settling either in London or further afield, finding jobs, raising families and becoming part of their local communities.

More recently, the Windrush Scandal has dominated headlines, with people who arrived on the Windrush and via other means being wrongly detained or deported, despite having the necessary rights to live in the UK. It was the Windrush Scandal which intensified the campaign for Windrush Day to be recognised, and the first official Windrush Day was held in 2018, to recognise the contributions made by migrants to UK society, as well as celebrating their heritage.

Here's where to celebrate Windrush Day on this 75th anniversary year.

Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations, Clapham Library (1 June-2 September)Windrush: A Voyage through the Generations is a colourful photo story, free to see on the South Bank. Image: Jim GroverTalented photographer Jim Grover is back with another Windrush exhibition; Windrush: A Voyage through the Generations is a colourful photo story, documenting how successive Windrush generations are living their lives in the UK today. 70 photos cover the likes of The Diamonds — an all-female dominoes team in action in south London — and Alford Gardner, one of just two known remaining adult passengers who came over on the Windrush in 1948 (and who we spoke to in 2018).

Windrush: A Voyage Through the Generations, Clapham Library, 1 June-2 September, free

Windrush 75, Royal Albert Hall (9 June)Image: Royal Albert HallCraig David, Loose Ends and Salena Godden are accompanied by the Chineke! Orchestra at a musical Windrush extravaganza at the Royal Albert Hall. The evening, hosted by Trevor Nelson, celebrates the impact of Caribbean culture on British life — and is being recorded for later broadcast on BBC Radio 2.

Windrush 75, Royal Albert Hall, 9 June

From War to Windrush 75, IWM London (17 June)© IWMAn afternoon of conversations and panels on Windrush takes place at Lambeth's IWM, featuring top historians, actors and the like — including David Harewood and Bonnie Greer. Then, from 6pm, the Second World War Galleries open for a private viewing to ticket holders.

From War to Windrush 75, IWM London, 17 June

Windrush Day (22 June) and The Spirit of Windrush (24 June), National Maritime MuseumCelebrate Windrush Day at the National Maritime MuseumTwo separate events take place at Greenwich's National Maritime Museum: on 22 June, Windrush Day events include a multi-school choir singing songs connected to Windrush and the Caribbean, plus Calypso dance workshops. On 24 June, the museum's Spirit of Windrush day sees more activities, including Caribbean-style domino matches, and talks from the likes of Lin Kam Art and Evewright Studios.

National Maritime Museum, 22 and 24 June, free

Windrush 75: Radiate Festival 2023, Burgess Park (24-25 June)A stallholder at Radiate Windrush Festival 2019This family-friendly festival was created to celebrate Caribbean and Creole culture across Britain. Across two days, you can experience:

  • A live music and dance stage, with 50 acts across the weekend, showcasing soul, reggae, and other genres with their roots in Black culture. Terri Lyons, Mischa B and Richie Spice are among headliners this year.
  • A bazaar marketplace, where you can buy snazzy bits and pieces from Black businesses.
  • A food village with traders serving up dishes from around the Caribbean and parts of Africa.
  • Classic vehicles from the 1930s onwards, displayed by Afro Classics Register, the UK's largest African and Caribbean car club.

See the full line-up for this year's Radiate Festival, which takes place 24-25 June. (The Saturday is free entry, Sunday is ticketed, with prices from £7.76)

Indo + Caribbean: The Creation of a Culture, Museum of London Docklands (19 May-19 November 2023)Zainab (Jane) Gani, who emigrated to London from Guyana. © The Gani Family.The Museum of London Docklands' latest exhibition, Indo + Caribbean: The Creation of a Culture, looks into how post-slavery, British planters were behind the despicable indentured labour of some 450,000 Indians in the British Caribbean. It's a temporary exhibition in the permanent Sugar & Slavery gallery.

Indo + Caribbean: The Creation of a Culture, Museum of London Docklands, 19 May-19 November 2023, free

Legacies: London Transport's Caribbean Workforce at London Transport Museum (until 2024)Burrokeets Mas Band taking the London Overground to Notting Hill Carnival 2015. © TfLLondon Transport Museum's ongoing exhibition, which opened last year, shines a spotlight on London Transport workers from the Caribbean. Between 1956 and 1970, many workers were recruited directly from Barbados, Trinidad and Jamaica, travelling to London to take up roles such as bus conductors and station staff on the transport network, but struggled with issues including racism, poverty, and the British weather. The exhibition features memories from first, second and third generation Caribbean people who worked for London Transport or still work for Transport for London (TfL). It's open until 2024.

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Tilbury Docks is where the Empire Windrush docked on 21 June 1948, and where passengers spent the night before disembarking the next day — not that you'd have known it until recently, as this huge chapter in British history went completely unmarked.

A commemorative plaque and flag are now on display at Tilbury's London Cruise Terminal. Furthermore, for Windrush Day 2021, a special art exhibition was unveiled. The Tilbury Bridge Walkway of Memories, the work of artist Evewright, is an art and sound installation on a footbridge by which the Empire Windrush passengers entered Britain, at what is now the London Cruise Terminal.

It features images, documents and memorabilia from 130 members of the Windrush generation, across 432 different panes of glass, with audio stories playing as you walk through. It has been extended until 2023, despite attempts to vandalise it in September 2021. It's free to visit.

There's another plaque marking the arrival of the Windrushers into Westminster at Paddington station.

Join local Windrush Day celebrations in your communityImage: public domainSome London areas and communities have their own Windrush Day celebrations. Below are the ones we know about this year — let us know about any others in the comments.

CRAFTING SESSION: Libraries across Waltham Forest are hosting a free 60-minute crafting class suitable for all ages, where you're invited to 'pack for a new future', using cutting, sticking and drawing. It's happening at Wood Street Library (17 June), Hale End Library (21 June) and Walthamstow Library (22 June).

WINDRUSH 75 SERVICE: Food stalls are set up outside Croydon Minster from 5pm, followed by a Windrush 75 service inside at 6pm. 22 June

ENGLAN' VOICE: Artist Daryl Stenvoll-Wells pays tribute to three Windrush era artists — Tam Joseph, Beryl Gilroy and Aldwyn Roberts — in two separate events on Windrush Day: Kilburn Library (10.30am) and Harlesden Library (1pm) 22 June

WINDRUSH AND NHS: Many original Windrushers became workers at the then-nascent NHS — and this link continues with subsequent generations. Learn more with a free talk from Dr Joan St John at Harlesden Library Plus. 6 July

Visit Brixton's Black Cultural ArchivesVisit the Black Cultural ArchivesAptly located on Windrush Square, the Black Cultural Archives are home to a reading room, library and exhibition space, dedicated to collecting and recording the stories of African and Caribbean people in Britain. There are several books about the Windrush generation, and the archives also has copies of the 1948 Nationality Act — which gave all colonial subjects British citizenship — and subsequent Immigration Acts which attempted to remove this right. In 2021, the BCA teamed up with TfL to release a Black history tube map, with each stop named after an important figure in Black British history.

It's open to the public, or you can explore many of its records online, as well as viewing digital exhibitions.

Get involved in Caribbean culture here in LondonCaribbean-inspired dishes at Negril. Image by @Jswb_From Caribbean restaurants and bars, to music nights with a Caribbean influence, the legacy of the Windrush generation and their descendants is alive in London now more than ever — and it's there year-round.

Why not try some of London's best Caribbean restaurants, including the Jamaican Negril in Brixton (the jerk chicken is something else). The Rum Kitchen, with branches in Soho, Shoreditch and Brixton specialises in dishes like saltfish fritters and curry goat, washed down with rum cocktails and a side of Carnival-inspired music. Alternatively, make your acquaintance with the Caribbean's favourite spirit at London's best bars for rum.

There's no such thing as too much rum at The Rum KitchenMusic is a tradition that's stuck with Londoners of Caribbean descent, thanks in no small part to The Windrush calypsonians —the likes of Lord Kitchener, the Mighty Terror and Lord Beginner — whose songs were inspired by all aspects of their new lives here in London.

Busspepper events specialise in Caribbean parties in London, including regular Bacchanal Fridays inspired by the pre-carnival parties in Trinidad, with Soca music — an offshoot of the Calypso genre — a speciality. Brixton Jamm, Hoxton's Troy Bar and Hootananny Brixton are all ones to watch for regular reggae nights.

And then of course, there's carnival. Over the August bank holiday weekend, the streets of west London come alive with the sounds of Mas, Soca and Calypso for Notting Hill Carnival.

Learn more about the Windrush GenerationImage: Jim GroverOur 2021 Windrush Day guide included some suggested reading on the topic, whether you want to know more about the personal stories and struggles of members of the Windrush generation, or learn about (or even try) Caribbean cooking.

The Museum of London Docklands also has some online resources, including photographs, documents, and a chance to listen to members of the Windrush generation telling their stories.

And again, we cannot overstate what a fantastic job Brixton's Black Cultural Archives does in recording and sharing the history of Caribbean and African communities here in the UK. In particular, the Windrush: What's Next? podcast, looks to the future in the aftermath of the Windrush Scandal.

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There are fears Brixton Academy could close. Image: LondonistMusic fans are being called on to lend their voices to a campaign to save Brixton Academy.

The legendary south London music venue — a former cinema that's hosted The Smiths, Diana Ross and Snoop Dogg — has been closed since a fatal crush ahead of an Asake gig in December 2022, which killed two people.

The Night Time Industries Association (NTIA) now fears that Brixton Academy's closure could become permanent, and is asking people to sign a letter to be sent to Lambeth Council, highlighting the importance of the venue.

Says the NTIA: "The cultural heritage that this performance space represents is undeniable, and the millions of people's lives that have been touched by it over the course of its existence is exceptional."

While the Met Police has called for Brixton Academy's licence to be revoked, Academy Music Group, which runs the venue, has said it has presented detailed proposals which would allow for the venue to reopen safely. Upcoming Brixton Academy gigs are being moved to other venues, although those later in the year are still being billed as taking place at the Brixton venue.

NTIA is urging people to sign the letter by midnight on Monday 15 April.

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All weekendStart your morning with yoga above The O2LONDON CRAFT WEEK: Find out about some of the more unusual things being made here in the capital at London Craft Week, which ends on Sunday. Highlights this weekend include a goldwork embroidery course, an introduction to pattern cutting, and a walking tour of Park Royal's artist studios. 8-14 May

PHOTO LONDON: International fair Photo London is back at Somerset House for a celebration of all things snap happy. As well as a chance to collect and purchase photos from around the world, there are talks, tours and workshops on all aspects of photography. *10-14 May*

WIMBLEDON ART FAIR: More than 150 artists exhibit at Wimbledon Art Fair, giving you a chance to purchase works directly from the people who created them. There's also a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios and see them at work. FREE ENTRY, 11-14 May

AFFORDABLE ART FAIR: There's a double dose of art fairs this weekend as the Affordable Art Fair pitches up in Hampstead, selling thousands of contemporary artworks with prices starting at £50. 11-14 May

It's the first weekend of Disney's The Wonder of FriendshipRUISLIP LIDO RAILWAY: Choo choo! The Ruislip Lido Railway (which we're partial to riding ourselves) holds a Gala Weekend, where the public can get a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep the railway running. Visit the workshop and yard, sit in some of the locomotives on display, and — if you like what you see — find out about becoming a volunteer there. 13-14 May

YOGA CLIMB: On both Saturday and Sunday, Up at The O2 hosts morning yoga classes, taking place above the famous dome. Warm up with an ascent to the rooftop, where you'll take part in the class, led by The Body Coach instructor Lucy Sesto. It's part of Mental Health Awareness Week, with all proceeds donated to YoungMinds. 13 and 14 May

DISNEY 100: This year mark 100 years since the founding of the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio, so an immersive Disney experience is opening on Strand. The Wonder of Friendship involves four themed rooms, namely: the Alice in Wonderland Garden of Mystery; the Lilo & Stitch Ohana Bay; the Lion King Orchestral Oasis; and the Mickey and Friends Wonderverse, and is recommended for people 18+. Sorry, kiddos. *From 12 May*

*DULWICH FESTIVAL: It's the first full weekend of this year's Dulwich Festival, a celebration of the culture and history of the local area. Highlights this Saturday and Sunday include an open day at Dulwich Picture Gallery, a sustainable market, a wild teddy bears' picnic and a street art walk. 12-21 May*

PERSIA TO GREECE: The British Museum has just opened a new exhibition, Luxury and power: Persia to Greece. Using the Greek capture of the Persian king during the Greco-Persian wars as a starting point, it explores luxury as a political tool in the Middle East and southeast Europe from 550-30 BC. Gold, silver and glasswares are among the exhibits on show. Until 13 August

Saturday 13 MayIt's the most wonderful night of the year for Eurovision fans. Image: ShutterstockKENSINGTON DOLLS HOUSE FESTIVAL: Experience life in miniature at the Kensington Dollshouse Festival. 120 top miniaturists from around the world exhibit and sell their works for anyone looking to kit out their own dolls house, plus there are displays, kids' activities and more. 12-13 May

PUSS IN BOOTS: This week's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema screens recent release, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. It's a wallet-friendly way to entertain the whole family, with adult tickets at £3.50 and children's tickets at £2.50. 11am

54THEGATE: The Horse Hospital in Bloomsbury holds a one-day exhibition and sale of artwork from 54theGate, an arts centre for people with learning disabilities in Shepherd's Bush. Browse the artworks — and if you're there around 5pm, enjoy live music from Mr aka Amazing and guests. FREE ENTRY, 2pm-7pm

UNDER MILK WOOD: Almost 70 years after Dylan Thomas' radio drama Under Milk Wood was first broadcast, today's the last chance to catch a production of it at Wilton's Music Hall. Olivier Award-winning actor Guy Masterson takes to the stage to recreate the fictional Welsh town of Llareggub and its inhabitants. *2.30pm/7.30pm*

Photo London is at Somerset House all weekend. Image: GB. England. Dorset. Whitchurch Country Show. 2022. Courtesy of Martin Parr and Magnum PhotosEUROVISION: If you're partial to sequins, disco balls and cheese by the truckload, today's your day. It's the Eurovision final, and the celebrations are likely to be bigger than ever this year, as the action is held on home turf in Liverpool — on behalf of last year's winner, Ukraine. Here's our guide to London Eurovision parties and screenings. Events start from 5pm

WILTON'S HISTORY TOUR: The ever-popular history tours of Wilton's Music Hall in Limehouse are back. Led by a researcher and historian, it's a chance to hear how the venue went from Victorian sailors' pub to music hall to Methodist Mission, to being completely forgotten, before being restored into the live performance venue it is today. 5pm

MONSTERS ATTACK: Kennington's Cinema Museum hosts the inaugural Lost Reels event, screening classics, curios and forgotten gems on 16mm. Today it's a double bill of sci-fi/horror monster features. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953) was responsible for a whole 1950s sub-genre of radiation-magnified monsters, while Empire of the Ants (1977) is best remembered as a testament to genre resilience. 6pm

Sunday 14 MayFingers crossed for the Lord Mayor’s Hot Air Balloon Regatta. Credit: Exclusive Ballooning.HOT AIR BALLOONS: We've got our fingers crossed that the weather conditions are ideal for the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta, which sees dozens of balloons flying over the London sky early one Sunday morning — hopefully today! It hasn't taken place since 2019, and there are two dates in May and one in July set aside for it this year. FREE, from 5.30am(!)

MAUSOLEUM TOUR: There's a rare chance to take a tour of the Kilmorey Mausoleum in Twickenham. The annual plant sale features greenery for sale and tips from wildlife experts, as well as a chance to take a tour of the mausoleum and garden and hear stories about topics such as its secret tunnel from local guides. 10am-2pm

BRIDGES OF LONDON WALK: Sign up to walk seven miles across 11 London bridges in aid of charity Lymphoma Action. Join the route in person and walk from Vauxhall Bridge to Tower Bridge, or sign up to walk a similar distance remotely, in your own local area. 10am-4pm

ANTIQUES FAIR: It's that time of the month again. The Adams Antiques Fair pitches up at the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster for a day of jewellery, silver and collectables, sold by more than 120 dealers from all over the UK. 10am-4.30pm

MODEL RAILWAY OPEN DAY: Head to King's Cross for the Spring Open Day at the world's oldest model railway club. Chat to current members and see some of their layouts in action, as well as some still under construction — and if you like what you see, the shop will be open for you to start your own collection. FREE, 11am-4pm

KITE DAY: Let's go fly a kite... at the annual Streatham Common Kite Day. Watch demonstrations by kite-flying experts from all over the world, with kites of up to 30 metres in length taking to the skies. Take your own kite along to join in, or simply wander around enjoying live music and food stalls as the action takes place overhead. FREE, 11am-5pm

Founder of Rock N Roll Bride Kat Williams at a previous Live event.PUPPET FESTIVAL: One of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival is back. It celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, seen by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662, and draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops. FREE, 11am-5.30pm

URBAN VILLAGE FETE: Live music and dancing, street food stalls, crafting workshops, and talks on topics including sports and sustainability are all part of the Urban Village Fete. It's a family-friendly event taking over Greenwich Peninsula. *FREE entry (charge for some workshops), from 11am*

ROCK N ROLL BRIDE: Planning your wedding, but not much of a traditionalist? Rock N Roll Bride Live is probably the wedding fair for you, specialising in alternative wedding suppliers, (think rainbow cakes, skull rings, neon signs), plus talks, workshops and goody bags. *12pm-8pm*

GRAND FLANEUR WALK: 'The most dandified walk of a lifetime' is how organisers describe the Grand Flaneur Walk, a stroll without purpose, with participants wearing their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches, the works! FREE, 12pm

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

The Streatham Common Kite Day takes place on Sunday. Photo: Caleb Hernandez Belmonte via UnsplashLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Make your own pasta at a free classFancy crafting your own fresh pasta dough, rolling it out — then forming it into different shapes and styles? That's what you can do at a free pasta making class at SITU LIVE in Westfield Shepherd's Bush. No kitchen nous needed... just a love for pasta!

Free, 8 May

  1. Peruse the peaceful paintings of Nick Williams© Nick WilliamsArtist Nick Williams found Cuba to be a happy, peaceful place — and over the years he has revisited it in his mind — and on canvas — over and over. See some of these lucent, almost dreamlike oil paintings in his exhibition at 54 The Gallery in Mayfair, alongside some of his own subtropical garden in Cornwall.

Free, until 14 May

  1. Test out your knowledge at a quiz nightGather your smartest friends and head to Boxpark in Wembley for the weekly Big Fat Quizbox, a pub quiz led by DJ Reno. Topics could include — but aren't limited to — current affairs, music, culture, travel and fashion. As for the prizes, they range from cold hard cash to... bubblegum.

£2 admission, 9 May. Age 18+.

  1. Hear from British Museum curatorsHeard about the British Museum's new exhibition, Luxury and power: Persia to Greece? On Thursday, you can get the full lowdown on it with a free online curator's introduction.

Exhibition curator Jamie Fraser and Keeper of the Department of the Middle East Paul Collins discuss the context, scope, themes and highlights of the exhibition, which explores luxury as a political tool in the Middle East and southeast Europe from 550-30 BC. Gold, silver and glasswares are among the exhibits on show.

Free, 11 May. (Note: there's a charge for the exhibition itself).

  1. Take the kids to a Party in the ParkThe annual Dulwich Festival kicks off on Friday, with dozens of events going on over nine days, including live music, exhibitions, guided walks, talks, comedy shows and more. Some — though not all — events are free or come in under the £5 mark, including Friday's launch event, a Party in the Park for older children (8-16 year olds) with an inflatables course and other activities. There's a suggested donation of £2.

Free, 12 May.

  1. Raise a glass to this Veuve Clicquot exhibitionWorks by nine renowned female artists including Yayoi Kusama, Sheila Hicks and manga artist Moyoco Anno go on display together for the first time. The reason? Champagne.

Champagne brand Veuve Clicquot celebrates its 250th anniversary by bringing its travelling exhibition Solaire Culture to Regent Street, following stints in Tokyo and LA. Go on an immersive journey, through the brand's heritage, with a focus on Madame Clicquot, one of the world’s first female entrepreneurs who took over the reins of the house in 1805 .

Free, 12 May-6 June.

  1. Cross your fingers for hot air balloonsIt's now been four years since a flotilla of hot air balloons floated across the London sky — but if the weather plays ball, the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta may well take to the skies this Sunday morning. It's free to watch and should be visible from multiple locations on the ground, though the exact route depends on wind conditions on the day.

The catch? It's an early start — if it goes ahead, the balloons will start taking off from Battersea Park at 5.30am. We'll keep you updated here as to whether it's going ahead, so do keep checking back. If Sunday 14 May doesn't happen, this year's reserve dates are 21 May and 2 July.

Free, 14 May (hopefully!).

  1. Let's go fly a kite at Streatham Common Kite DayYou don't even need tuppence to see kites in action this week — the Streatham Common Kite Day is back, and it's completely free to watch. Head to SW16 to enjoy live demonstrations by kite experts, using all different sizes and styles of kite, including a blue whale kite that's 30 metres long.

Got your own kite? Take it along and join in the fun. Stalls will sell kites for anyone who wants to try their hand at it, along with food and drinks stalls, and bouncy castles and face painting for kids.

Free, 14 May.

  1. Clown around at the Puppet FestivalImage: Alternative ArtsThe anniversary of the first recorded sighting of Mr Punch, an early version of today's Punch & Judy shows, is the focus of the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival. Across the course of one afternoon, the free entry event includes a grand procession, a special church service, live music, maypole dancing, stalls and workshops. Definitely one of London's more unusual events.

Free, 14 May.

  1. Get yourself to an urban fete at GreenwichJust because London's a stinking great metropolis, doesn't mean it doesn't have summer fetes. Now in its seventh year, Greenwich Peninsula's Urban Village Fete features a DJ set from Mr Scruff, hands-on workshops from Black Girl Knit Club, nosh from Canteen Food Hall, and lashings more besides. Make sure you reserve your free spot.

Free, 14 May

  1. Track your way to a model railway open dayChoo choo! You may remember that back in February, we got a peek inside the world's oldest model railway club, which can be found in an unassuming building near King's Cross. Now you've got the chance to go inside, at the club's Spring Open Day, an 'open house' type event where the public can ogle the layouts (both complete and still-in-progress) and meet members of the club.

Free (donations welcome), 14 May.

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The Peak District for hillwalking, yes. The Brecon Beacons — or even Bannau Brycheiniog, as we're now invited to call them — of course. But London? In a new guidebook, Caroline Buckland shows London as a city bursting with hills, ripe for climbing (apart from those that have vanished). Here, she picks 10 you might not have heard of.

  1. Whitechapel MountIn this case, as in that of the next, you probably haven't heard of this hill, because it doesn't exist any more. Now, Whitechapel Mount is only remembered in a street name — Mount Terrace, E1 — but back in the 18th century it was a prominent tourist attraction. But what was it, and why was it there? Theories vary: a Civil War fort? piled-up debris from the Fire of London? Maybe both? In any case, in 1801 it was levelled to make way for what is now the Royal London Hospital.

  2. Guinness HillsBuilt in 1962 from the 20,000 tons of subsoil excavated from the building of the Hangar Lane underpass, these two elegant artificial hills were designed by the eminent landscape designer Geoffrey Jellicoe and located between Park Royal tube station and the now-demolished Guinness brewery. But they're not there anymore, and when they vanished exactly remains an urban mystery. Further west, Northala Fields, built out of the rubble of the old Wembley Stadium, continues the tradition of artificial hills along the A40.

  3. Yardley Hill10 minutes' walk from Chingford station at the end of the Overground line lie the Sewardstone Hills, a picturesque range stretching north along the fringe of Epping Forest. Southernmost is Pole Hill, bizarrely owned between the wars by Lawrence of Arabia, who built a hut on top of it. Beyond it is the most secret of the summits, Yardley Hill, whose grassy clearing commands stunning views of the distant city and the hills of south-east London. Below are the sparkling waters of King George's Reservoir and the William Girling Reservoir, part of the Lee Valley chain of reservoirs.

  4. Orange Tree HillImage: LondonistThe most unlikely — and scenic — ascent of the 17th-highest hill in London is from Romford station. By way of a meandering green chain of parks, you eventually reach, perched on the edge of the escarpment, one of the most picturesque cricket grounds in the country and the bucolic village green at Havering-Atte-Bower (once home to Havering Palace). It was named after the Orange Tree pub just down from the village, which dates back to the 18th century.

  5. Foxes HillSitting within Bedfords Park in Havering, not far from Romford, along the way to Orange Tree Hill, this hill gives you wonderful views down towards the hidden River Thames and across to Shooters Hill and Woolwich in the south — and to the east, the Queen Elizabeth Bridge at Dartford.

  6. Addington HillsThis 130-acre ridge of woods and heathland close to downtown Croydon — green space takes you all the way there from East Croydon station, or just hop on the tram — offers spectacular panoramic views from the substantial stone-built viewpoint at the summit (paid for by a director of the Trojan car factory in Croydon that manufactured bubble cars). On a clear day the whole of the London skyline is visible as far away as the Wembley arch.

  7. One Tree HillHardly an original name, and a more illustrious namesake lies further south at Honor Oak, but this one in Greenwich Park gives you less famous, but just as special, Thames views to the east: the cable car, planes landing at City Airport, the O2 and the wide bend in the river around the Isle of Dogs.

  8. Garlick HillThis narrow little City of London street leads down towards the Embankment from a central ridge formed by the three ancient hills of London — Ludgate Hill, Cornhill and Tower Hill. At its foot is one of the City's finest Wren churches, St James Garlickhythe. "Of old time, on the banks of the River of Thames, near to this church", recorded Stow's Survey of London back in 1598, "garlick was usually sold."

  9. Westow HillImage: LondonistEveryone has heard of the legendary Crystal Palace, the vast glass pleasure dome relocated from Hyde Park to the top of what was then Penge Common but is now Crystal Palace Park. But the ridge on which it stood — home to the equally iconic television transmitter — straddles Sydenham Hill to the north and Westow Hill at the southern end. The town centre of Crystal Palace now extends over Westow Hill.

  10. Hilly FieldsIn the 19th century this site of a former farm and brickworks in the heart of Brockley in south-east London was scheduled for development. But public protest and the intervention of Octavia Hill, the founder of the National Trust, sought subscriptions from the great and the good including William Morris, ensuring that in 1896 the land was purchased and opened as a public park. These days Hilly Fields has a great café at the top, its own henge of stones, and probably the only trig point decorated with flowers.

Hillwalking London: Ten High-Level Walks to the Heights of the Capital by Caroline Buckland is published by Safe Haven, RRP £14.99

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Eric Blair, better known as George Orwell, was not born in London. He spent large chunks of his life elsewhere, and even claimed to hate the capital. Yet there's no denying his huge imprint on the city.

From his musings on the ideal pub to the dystopian alternative London described in 1984, to his time living with the homeless chronicled in Down and Out, the great author was one of the foremost chroniclers of 20th century London.

We've pieced together on one map his many, many London homes, the key places from his fiction and various other sites connected to the author.

George Orwell's London homesOrwell lived at a bewildering number of addresses over his life (shown as black icons on the map). He never settled anywhere for more than a few years, and often moved several times within a year. He would lodge with friends, and even slept rough during his "down and out" research.

His first London home was in the now demolished Cromwell Crescent in Earl's Court, where he lived with his mother from 1917. His final "home" might be considered University College Hospital (now the Cruciform Building). The ailing author was admitted in September 1949 and died of tuberculosis on 21 January 1950.

The Cruciform Building of University College Hospital, where Orwell died in 1950In between, he resided at numerous addresses, mainly in inner north London — places like Islington, Kentish Town, Hampstead and Kilburn. We've shown as many as we can find on the map above.

George Orwell's London plaquesOrwell's Blue Plaque in Kentish TownFew people have as many London plaques as George Orwell. His official Blue Plaque can be found on Lawford Road, Kentish Town, where he lodged for a few months in 1935-36 with two friends. The Canonbury Society, meanwhile, erected a green plaque on his Canonbury Square home (1944-47) where he finished Animal Farm and began 1984.

His most eye-catching plaque, shown at the top of this article, adorns the entrance to what is now a Gail's bakery, opposite the Royal Free at South End Green. The plaque, featuring Orwell's likeness, records the site of the Booklovers' Corner book shop, where the author lived and worked in 1934-35.

Primrose Hill plaqueOther plaques include one for Orwell's shortlived home on the nearby street of Primrose Hill (1935), a home in Kilburn which was hit by a flying bomb in 1944, and a former school in Hayes where he briefly taught (1932-33).

Kilburn plaque to George Orwell. Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne has a plaque on an adjacent buildingThe Pubs of George OrwellPubs played a very important role in Orwell's life and works. One of his most famous essays is the 1946 piece The Moon Under Water, which lists the virtues of his ideal pub (they've dated quite spectacularly). One of the key inspirations is thought to have been the Compton Arms, close to his Canonbury home.

Many other London pubs claim Orwell connections. The Fitzroy Tavern was a favourite (as with so many literary figures of the 20th century), while the nearby Wheatsheaf goes so far as to display a plaque.

Also nearby is the Newman Arms, which is thought to have inspired the proles' pub in 1984.

Other sites related to OrwellWe've included additional sites on the map to indicate some of the most important locations to Orwell. Senate House, for example (shown above), was his wife's place of work for many years. Its towering form was the inspiration for the Ministry of Truth in 1984.

Orwell himself worked on-and-off for the BBC. Perhaps his most famous portrait photograph (shown above) has him positioned in front of a BBC mic. Sadly, no recordings of his broadcasts survive. The BBC honours the man with a slightly eccentric statue, which stands outside New Broadcasting House in central London.

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."Explore the map above for other key sites from Orwell's life.

All images by Matt Brown except (obviously) the black and white image of Orwell, which is public domain.

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The former aquarium building, close to the zoo's main entrance. Photo: kitmasterbloke via creative commonsLondon Zoo is one of London's busiest tourist attractions, and reaches its bicentenary later this decade. Through those near-200 years, elephants, bears, gorillas and pandas are among the thousands of species to have lived here, interspersed with royal visits, animal escapes and a tragic fire. Animal welfare regulations and ethics have massively evolved over this time (and rightly so) leading to habitats being rebuilt, and some species being removed from London altogether. Here's a brief history of London Zoo.

1826: The Zoological Society of London, or ZSL, is founded, to pursue the scientific study of animals. Stamford Raffles, who helped set up modern Singapore, was among the founding members, but died a few months later, before the zoo itself was completed. The year 1826 is shown above the door of the society's HQ in Regent's Park today.

ZSL's office on the Outer Circle in Regent's Park. 'Founded AD 1826' is written above the main doorway. Photo: Chris Sampson via creative commons1828: ZSL London Zoo opens its doors in April as the world's first scientific zoo — but only to fellows of the Zoological Society of London, who could visit the animals for scientific research purposes. Charles Darwin was among regular visitors when he became a Fellow in 1837, taking particular interest in a chimp called Jenny. Members of the public could only enter by written order of a fellow, and by paying one shilling.

1829: King George IV grants ZSL London Zoo a Royal Charter, and it still holds a Royal Charter today. Queen Elizabeth II was Patron of ZSL from her coronation right up until her death in 2022.

1835: London Zoo and the Tower Menagerie at the Tower of London overlapped, albeit briefly. The process of closing the Tower Menagerie began in 1826, and over the next nine years, 150 animals were relocated to the new zoo, many of them making the journey on foot. They weren't the only animals to arrive this way over the coming years — as the zoo expanded, many animals arrived from abroad at London's docks and were walked through the streets of the capital to Regent's Park, including elephants photographed walking past King's Cross station in 1827.

Decimus Burton's giraffe house is still in use today. Photo: Richard Cook via Unsplash1836: London Zoo's first giraffes arrive. They are thought to be the first giraffes ever on public display in England. Their height meant that a new home had to be purpose-built for them. Decimus Burton's giraffe house is one of the oldest zoo buildings in the world which still houses the same species for which it was built. Suppose there isn't much call for 21ft tall buildings elsewhere in the animal kingdom.

1840s: Five decades before the first Crufts took place (just down the road in Islington, FYI), London Zoo hosts what is thought to have been the world's first dog show, showcasing larger breeds from all over the world.

1847: Financial necessity means that the zoo opens to the public for the first time, without needing a written order from a Fellow. There was no admittance on Sundays

A postcard from the London Zoo gift shop depicting an early admission ticket to the zoo.1850: A young hippo — less than a year old — is sent to live at London Zoo, and is widely acknowledged as being the first living hippo in Britain since Roman times. His name was Obaysch and visitor numbers shot up as Londoners flocked to see him. In his 28 years at London Zoo he escaped once. Urban legend has it that a keeper was used as bait to lure him back home.

1853: The world's first public aquarium — initially known as an 'aquatic vivarium', and later 'The Fish House' — opens at London Zoo. In 1923, the zoo's new aquarium opened, and remained the zoo's working aquarium until it closed in 2019. In the early days, water for the saltwater tanks was taken from the sea and arrived at the zoo by barge along the nearby Regent's Canal.

1865: Jumbo the elephant arrives, introducing a whole new word to the English language. It's thought his name derived from Jambo, the Swhaili for 'hello', or the Bantu 'Njamba' meaning 'elephant', but it soon became a byword for anything rather large, and is now a permanent feature of our language. He stayed at London Zoo until 1878, when he trampled and killed a keeper, and was sold to Barnum's Circus. He died three years later in Canada, having been hit by a train.

1870s: The quagga, a South African subspecies of zebra, becomes extinct. The only photograph of a living quagga ever taken was at London Zoo.

The only photograph of a living quagga ever taken. Photo: public domain1914: A female black bear called Winnipeg arrives at London Zoo. She had been rescued by a regiment of the Canadian Army, who left her in the care of London Zoo for safety during the war. During her 20 years at London Zoo, her visitors included a certain author, AA Milne, and his young son, Christopher Robin, and she became the inspiration for the Winnie the Pooh books, first published in 1926. Today, two statues commemorate Winnipeg at the zoo.

1920: Evelyn Cheesman becomes London Zoo's first female curator, taking up the (tiny) reins as Curator of Insects, having been Assistant Curator since 1916. She was a passionate entomologist, and after several field trips abroad she left the zoo in 1926 to continue her research elsewhere. Female curators and keepers became more common during the second world war, when male employees were called up to serve.

1926: ZSL purchases the land for Whipsnade, its sister zoo near Dunstable in Bedfordshire. It opened in 1931 to allow the public and scientists to observe animals in a more natural environment, as opposed to the constrictions of an urban zoo. It now claims to be the largest zoo in the UK.

1934: The Lubetkin Penguin Pool, now one of London Zoo's listed buildings and structures, is completed, offering the swimming birds a purpose-built home, which later inspired the Penguin Books logo. The concrete surface gave them health problems, particularly with their joints, and they were moved in 2004. A new purpose-built enclosure, Penguin Beach, opened in 2011, and remains the UK's largest penguin enclosure. Chinese alligators were briefly housed in the Lubetkin (once the penguins had vacated), but it remains empty today.

The Lubetkin Penguin Pool - no longer in use, but a listed structure so cannot be modified. Image: kitmasterbloke via creative commons1939: At the outbreak of the war, the zoo closes for just a few days in September. It was soon reopened in a bid to keep public morale up. The East Tunnel was used as shelter by local people throughout the war. Some of the most valuable animals were moved to Whipsnade to keep them safe, and sadly some of the more dangerous species were destroyed, to prevent them from escaping if their enclosures were bomb-damaged.

1942: An 'Off the Ration' exhibition is held at London Zoo by the Ministry Of Information, encouraging people to grow their own food during the second world war.

1947: Guy the Gorilla, one of London Zoo's most famous residents arrives on 5 November, hence the name. He lived alone until the 1960s when a female gorilla was brought in to join him, but they never reproduced.

1949: Another of London Zoo's famous residents, Brumas the polar bear, is born. It was initially incorrectly reported in the press that the cub was a male. Turns out she was female — and incredibly popular, increasing the zoo's annual visitors numbers by around 1 million, as people flocked to see her.

1958: Female giant panda Chi Chi arrives at the zoo, originally for just a three-week visit. She became very popular, but escaped and bit a woman when a door was left open, resulting in her being placed under 24-hour guard to stop further escapes. She was the inspiration for the original WWF logo when the wildlife charity was founded in 1961.

The Snowdon Aviary (right) opened alongside Regent's Canal in the 1960s. Photo: Christopher Hilton via creative commons1965: The Casson Elephant and Rhino House opens, designed by architect Hugh Casson as a series of enclosures around a central area, with the pick-hammered concrete interior resembling an elephant's skin. The Snowdon Aviary, Britain's first walkthrough aviary, designed by Antony Armstrong-Jones (the late 1st Earl of Snowdon, and Princess Margaret's husband at the time) also opened in the same year.

1965: A male Golden Eagle at London Zoo makes national headlines on escaping from his enclosure and spends 12 days living in the Regent's Park area, causing traffic jams as crowds gather the see him, attacking pet dogs and eating ducks. Urban legend has it that he wasn't actually called Goldie until a journalist asked a zookeeper the bird's name, and the keeper came up with 'Goldie' on the spot. He escaped again, this time for five days, in December of the same year.

A statue of Guy the Gorilla sits at the entrance to Gorilla Kingdom today. Photo: Matt Brown1978: Beloved zoo resident Guy the gorilla dies during a tooth operation, which he needed due to visitors feeding him sweets. He's now on display in the Natural History Museum, alongside Chi Chi the panda who had died six years earlier, and there's a statue of Guy at the entrance to Gorilla Kingdom in the zoo today (and another in Crystal Palace Park... Guy has more London statues than Charles Dickens).

1991-2: After operating at a financial loss for more than a decade, London Zoo comes close to permanent closure. The announcement sparks a sudden increase in visitors and donations, which save it. The Emir of Kuwait donates a million pounds in support.

1994: The Ambika Paul Children's Zoo opens. It's named in memory of a young girl from India whose family brought her to London to receive treatment for leukaemia, but who sadly died. Her family made a sizeable donation to the zoo when it was facing possible closure in the early 1990s, so the new children's zoo was named after her, and a statue of her was unveiled on a fountain at the zoo.

The Ambika Paul statue at London Zoo. Photo: Matt Brown2001: The snake scene from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone — fuel for many a millennial's nightmares — is filmed at the Reptile House. We don't think it's a massive spoiler to say that it's where Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter first realises he can speak parseltongue, as he comes face to face with a Burmese python.

2001: The last elephants in London leave the capital permanently. There had been elephants at London Zoo for most of the zoo's lifespan, but 36 years after the Casson Elephant House was purpose-built for them, it was decided that the central London location didn't offer them the room they needed, so they were sent to the far more spacious Whipsnade. The Casson Elephant House still stands today, home to bearded pigs.

Elephants at London Zoo in around 1999 just before the zoo stopped keeping elephants. Photo: LondonHistoryatHome2005: ZSL is given planning permission to open a brand new conservation-centric aquarium at Silvertown. Biota!, as it was due to be called, never came to fruition, and was cancelled in 2009.

2005: Over the August bank holiday weekend, eight volunteers feature in a 'human zoo' within London Zoo, going on display to the public on the former bear mountain above the aquarium with nothing but swimwear and fig leaves to cover their dignity.

2006: ZSL staff are involved in the attempted rescue and later postmortem of a northern bottlenose whale which found its way into the Thames in central London. Dehydration and muscle damage were found to have contributed to her death.

2006: 950 exotic fish and coral from Indonesia, seized at Heathrow Airport, are rehomed at London Zoo.

2015: London Zoo's lions are temporarily moved to Whipsnade Zoo ahead of the redevelopment of the lion enclosure, leaving London without lions for the first time since 1210.

2016: Queen Elizabeth II, accompanied by Prince Philip, opens the new Land of the Lions exhibit, a replacement for the previous lion enclosure. Overnight lodges are built into the new development, so that members of the public can spend the night sleeping next to the big cats — as we did.

Queen Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh open Land of the Lions in 2016. Photo: Londonist2016: Male silverback gorilla Kumbuka escapes from his enclosure into a staff corridor, and downs five litres of squash before being safely returned home.

2017: Scenes for biographical film Goodbye Christopher Robin are filmed at London Zoo, telling the story of Winnie the Pooh creator AA Milne and his son Christopher Robin. About A Boy, Wimbledon, and An American Werewolf in London are among the other films that have been filmed on location in the zoo. Withnail recites Hamlet to the wolves at the conclusion of Withnail and I.

2017: In the early hours of 23 December, a fire breaks out in the Animal Adventure section of the zoo, home to a petting farm, species such as meerkats, aardvarks, coati and porcupines, and a cafe and shop. Sadly, an aardvark and several meerkats perish in the fire, and eight people are injured. The area was closed for a long period, and the shop, cafe and several animal enclosures had to be demolished, with the animals relocated elsewhere in the zoo. It reopened in 2019 with new cafe and play area.

2018: During the festive season, London Zoo holds its first ever light trail, Christmas at London Zoo, with a million lights dotted around the place after dark. Alas, it seems it was a one-hit wonder, as it's not been repeated since.

2022: Singer Harry Styles releases the video for his single As It Was, which was partly filmed in the Lubetkin Penguin Pool (above).

2022: For the first time since it was constructed in the 1960s, the Snowdon Aviary is no longer home to birds, reopening as Monkey Valley, a walkthrough colobus monkey enclosure. It's the large structure which can be seen at the bottom of Primrose Hill, alongside the canal.

The Snowdon Aviary, seen from nearby Primrose Hill. Photo: istock/JoeDunckley

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The transient nature of London means that one second, you're drinking in your Favourite Bar Of All Time, and the next moment it's vanished into thin air. If you could choose one London venue to bring back from the dead, what would it be? We recently asked you on social, and thousands responded. Here's what some of you said.

The New Piccadilly Cafe was a popular choice of places to bring back from the dead... what would be your choice? Image: Gideon via creative commonsLondon restaurants you'd like to bring back from the dead "Jackets in Clapham" (JayKnox) - not a posh members club, but a no-nonsense caff dealing in hearty filled jacket potatoes. * "Sweet and Spicy served fantastic food for decades in Brick Lane. Anyone could eat something from there including school kids with their little pocket money!" (Brohmon) - ah man, used to ADORE this place (and spend most of our own pocket money here) * "Nordic Bakery on Golden Square. Best cinnamon buns, EVER" (Stuart Hobley) * "The New Piccadilly Cafe, theatre posters, formica tables and the best cuppa in Soho" (Celia Amodeo) - another one! - YES, Celia. Quite a few votes for this legendary greasy spoon, and if that's your bag, may we also draw your attention to this wonderful caff Instagram account.*

Image: Garry Knight via creative commons "Studio 6 in Gabriel’s Wharf, Southbank- was my favourite restaurant in London. Family run, non-pretentious, did the best corn fed chicken. Now it’s some weird 'beach bar' 😭" (Fran Scott) * "The Stockpot. I miss their syrup sponge & custard 😋" (Richard Kiddle) - heck yes Richard — school dinner-like meat n' two veg, with stodgy pudding for dessert, at ludicrously cheap prices. There were plenty more of you calling for Stockpot's return, too. * "Nikita - Russian Restaurant Ifield Road, Fulham" (MissB) * "Manzes pie and mash shop, Walthamstow" (Tracy Ryan) - we only very recently lost that one, but it's already part of London legend * "Gaby's Deli!" (Mike Durham) - another fine eatery that we only lost in recent times. Loved all the theatre luvvies frequenting this place. * "A&C Continental. Best deli in Brixton." (Anabella Cardoso) * "I'd bring back wimpy bars, cafes I mean" (Sheila 'Dalton' Edwards) - plenty of Wimpys left Sheila! We even did a piece on them a while back * "The Passage Café*, Jerusalem Passage. Salt and pepper ice cream. Soufflés of things I'd never imagined there being soufflés of." (Jim Holmes)

Wouldn't say no to the return of Lyons Corner Houses. Image: public domain "Food for Thought in Covent Garden. Their desserts were wonderful!" (Diane Burstein Lynch) - a few of you enjoyed eating here. * "Soho Brasserie Old Compton Street my first chef job in London 1984" (Dr Jenni Ward) * "Marine Ices (pizza restaurant) in Chalk Farm" (Eleanor Bayley-Woodburn) * "Sensuru restaurant in Woolwich road 🥰 Wonderful Japanese restaurant run by a lovely family!" (Tais Carloto) * "Mavhir Sweet Mart in East Finchley. It had the best samosas and coconut hot sauce EVER!!" (James Toler) * "Chicago Pizza Pie Factory (I think?) so my stepdad could go there again, and buy himself a new (albeit several sizes larger) t-shirt; we live in Devon but he still pines for their pizzas!" (Helz Belz) - guess Japes is the place for your deep dish needs now * "Centrale", the cheap and cheerful Italian in Soho with the red pvc banquettes and the two amazing ladies who would take your orders. "And vot vill you trink?" They had the best pasta dishes, including an incredible alfredo sauce unlike any others I've had. Much missed." (IH) - you weren't the only one to namecheck Centrale, IH — lots of love for this one. * "Tibits - Heddon Street!! So so sooooo sad it closed!! 😭" (Sarah Ginger Dekeersgieter) * "A Lyons Corner House in the West End would be nice 😊" (Elaine Stone) - very much agreed, Elaine * "Simpsons Tavern!" - (Napoléon Le Chi) - fingers crossed this one WILL come back from the dead.*

London bars and cafes you'd like to bring back from the deadGoth/metal pub The Intrepid Fox is sorely missed by our readers. Image: supafly via creative commons "Button's Coffeehouse, Covent Garden" (Matthew Green) - and Matthew should know, because he's brewed up some, er, heady coffee content for us before now. * "The Paradise Bar, New Cross." (Emma G Hutchins) * "Jules in Jermyn Street - very fond memories" (Joanna Lloyd-Davies) * "The Dragon Bar, Leonard St, Old St Roundabout" (Oxford House) * "Intrepid Fox & Purple Turtle" (Valerie Fox) - the Intrepid Fox got a slew of mentions by readers overall - the Purple Turtle not so much. * "The Endurance - Berwick street pub that got redeveloped into a posh hotel. Great Saturday afternoon spot. Always heaving." (craig) * "The Truscott Arms, Maida Vale." (Lucy Horobin) * "The French pub (York minster, on Dean st) as it used to be in the 60s, not the later tarted up version." (Dr Nina Baker) - fair that you prefer the old version, but we surely have to be thankful the French House still has punters spilling out onto the street with their cidre Breton most days.*

Remember the Bree Louise? Remember £3.50 pints? Image: Bernt Rostad via creative commons "The Swedish Pub aka The Harcourt Arms, Harcourt St, W1!" (the suitably named Jens from Sweden) * "Val Taro Wine Bar, Orange Street (secret underground bar just behind the National Gallery)." (Hayley Brockie-Dunlop) * "The Clarendon Hammersmith, a proper boozer and a cracking music venue" (Mik Pavlovic) * "Brahms & Liszt Covent Garden" (Debbie Winchester) - smashing bit of cockney rhyming, that. * "The Wibbly Wobbly" (Sarah ML) - adored this floating pub — let's (metaphorically) dredge it up! * "Dover Street Wine Bar" (Angela Tewkesbury) * The Laughing Gravy! 😭 (Jenny Flecther) * "Ginglik" (Stuart Lawn) * "Chelsea Drugstore, Kings Road" (John Rees) * "The Water Poet" (Thomas Poole) - an occasional haunt for after work Londonist drinks, this one. * "Trader Vic's 🧉" (Sarah Hughes) - only bit the dust at the end of 2022, and already much lamented. * "The George Robey, Finsbury Park. Happy Days!" (Barry Brock Choudhury) - a few of you suggested this one. * "The Bree Louise in Euston" (Jon Garratt) - the worst thing about this is they knocked it down for an HS2 that might not even come to Euston now!*

London music venues and clubs you'd like to bring back from the deadThe Astoria is far and away your most-missed place in London. Image: Lens Envy via creative commons "The Astoria. My first concert without adults there (Icicle works 1983) and went to countless gigs and club nights there up till it’s sad demise." (James Clark) - quite the history, the Astoria — went from pickle factory to strip club to mega venue that hosted Prince, Nirvana and Eminem. The Astoria, by the way was the most popular choice of all, with dozens of you missing it dearly. * "I'm going to say the LA2 as everyone else has said the Astoria. Spent some great nights there in the mid 90s at Popscene." (Michelle Lovelock) * "The Astoria 2." (Chris Booth) * "Definitely The Church, as it used to be, in King's Cross!" (Victoria Sammagård) - lordy, this place was as sacrilegious as it gets. * "The original Fridge, previously Clouds Brixton." (Darren Bradshaw) - Fridge got a handful of mentions from you lot. * "The (80s/90s) Bell in Kings Cross. had some great times there, met the most amazing people well before they went on the do great(er) things!" - we've read good things. * "Adam Street Club" (Paul Clarke) - can't say we were ever invited, Paul. * "Colony Room!" (Salena Godden) - never had the chance to go. Closest we'll ever get is watching Toast of London... or reading this article. * "The Spitz in Spitalfields" (Simon Fox) * "The Batcave club" (Belinda Glasup) - you're not the only person who mourns this place, Belinda. * "Studio Valbonne" (KSB) - hang on, is this the suggestion of Ghosts legend Kiell Smith-Bynoe. 🙌 * "A club called After Hours on Kingley Street - only accessible to theatre and nightclub staff, with the best bartender ever and the most amazing soundtrack - open 3am to 7am." (David Lundholm) - another club we were never cool enough to frequent, then.*

Peter O'Toole serves himself a drink behind the bar of the Colony Club "Hickford's Room, London concert venue where Mozart played in 1765. Located Brewer St, where Regent Palace Hotel expanded and destroyed it in 1934." (Jeremy Barlow) * "The Marquee - exactly as it was!" (Peter Hastings) - that venue has some stories to tell, and plenty of you said it was the place you'd most like to bring back. * "The Luminaire" (Russell Evans) - quite right, Russell - remember some great gigs here. * "Black Cap in Camden, Shadow Lounge-Soho and The Box in Covent Garden." (Mailton Vasconcelos P. Junior) - oi, we said ONE place 😛 * "Madame Jojo's back in the eighties." (Tim Ellis) - lots of love for this place from our readers. * "Borderline in Soho" (Alex Whiteman) - another popular one. Oh, and while we're at it, can we bring back Jeff Buckley, who once played there? * "The Foundry in Old Street" (Adam Helyer) - one of a few calls for the Foundry to come back. * "Cafe de Paris" (Lisa Wallington) - mais oui. * "Gateways Club" (Sudan Haywood) - very cool to see this in the mix - here's a great BBC doc on the famous lesbian club. * "The Green Man in Harrods" (Kieran Smith) - we recently ran a piece on this. * "I'd bring back the Cartoon. I also miss a number of other pubs in Croydon." (John Dee) - oh John, don't get us started on the demise of Croydon's club/pub scene... * "Blitz Club, Covent Garden" (Jill Catmull) * "Rainbow Theatre." (Richard Castle) - this cinema-turned-music-venue-turned-church got a shout out from scores of you.*

The Montague Arms: so we DIDN'T dream it. Image: Kevan via creative commons "12 bar. That place was a home for 10 years. Everything a late night bar should be." (Tony Nisbit) - another much-missed venue according to our readers. Denmark Street ain't what it once was. * "The End" (Katie May) - a few shoutouts for this Bloomsbury techno/house/dubstep club. * "The Coronet in Elephant" (Julia Elaine) * "The Fringe on Kennington Lane. Only place I've been in where the carpet on the floor curved & ran up to the top of the bar. Could be confusing, depending on how chemically inconvenienced you were. Had to rescue a k-holing guy who was lying on the floor trying to energetically walk up to the bar. "Thhhannkk you dahllling!! I seem to have gotten my angles all wrong!"" (Benjamin Scanlon) - top reminiscing Benjamin... wonder if the other guy remembers it too... * "The Establishment in Greek St. Great satirical comedy, Dudley Moore on the piano and dry sandwiches on the table to comply with archaic licencing regulations" (Bill Samuel) - wow Bill, did you GO? Would've loved to have been there back in the day. * "The Montague Arms, 1000%" (Flora Strange) - an answer after our own heart, Flora - actually played this place a few times in the early 2000s, when it was still a Sam Smith's run by a dear old couple, and the taxidermy ran wild, so to speak. * "METRO club on Oxford St! a Crossrail casualty along with The Astoria, Mean Fiddler and Ghetto nightclub." (Shoggypops) * "Passing clouds" (Charlotte Minvielle) * "Shunt Lounge*" (Edward Saperia)

Other London things you'd like to bring back from the deadWho remembers bumper cars at the Trocadero? Image: Johann in creative commons "Houses on London Bridge. That must have been amazing to experience." (Webwych) - agree with you there. If you need us, we'll be staring forlornly at this rather incredible model. * "Whitechapel Bell Foundry 34 Whitechapel Road, London E1 1DY Closed on the 12th of June 2017, after nearly 450 years of bell-making and a 250 years at its Whitechapel site. 🔔" (Joseph V. Kuca) - shocking what they did to this place - we say BRING IT BACK! * "Either Tandy or the Turntable in Chingford. Spent so long in both." (Deputy Sam Mézec) * SEGAWorld, London Trocadero 😍 (REZtron) - waiting for this one tbh * "Also one thing I would bring back immediately is Rock Circus in the Trocadero" (Dani Dennan) - ha yes, remember posing for photos underneath the walk-through phone box from Oasis's Be Here Now tour * "The big HMV on Oxford Street circa 1987 or Ben Crouch's Tavern (aka the Spooky Pub) round the back" (Martin O'Gorman) - lots of fond memories of the big HMV in its heyday from you lot, and there's been some good news on that front. * "Tower Records* on Piccadilly." (Giuliana Massimino)

Bring back HMV (when it was good) demanded some of you... and your wishes are coming true. Image: Martin Hearn via creative commons "Fat Cat Records Earlham St off seven dials, home of tiny basement shop where you felt you could find authentic, interesting underground techno and house and electronica" (Ben Brown) * "Kensington Market. Goth paradise" (Rachel Collinson) - a highly popular choice, given the number of likes this comment received. * "The British Music Information Centre, 10 Stratford Place, opposite Bond St Tube" (Ian Gardiner) * "Biba. Kensington High Street. My BFF & I used to spend our Saturdays in there. It was like being in a club. Dark, moody & full of fabulous clothes & 'stuff'. One Xmas our parents bought us (different) Biba coats. We thought we’d died & gone to heaven. We still talk about it." (Annie Brooks) * "Whitleys." (Miche Marcisz) - one of countless grand department stores that've fallen by the wayside. * "Museum of the Moving Image at the BFI" (Rob Smith) - although we cannot recommend the (still existent) Cinema Museum enough. * "Frost Fairs!" (Simon Clifford) - what are you Simon, Victorian?! * "Ripley’s Believe It or Not!" (Londonboy32) - glad we did a piece on Ripley's before it shuffled off this mortal coil. * "Top Shop Oxford Circus." (Elizabeth Kelly MW) * "BBC Paris Studio*, Lower Regent Street - now a gym, complete with swimming pool where the auditorium used to be. Radio comedies including Round the Horne, Dad's Army and The News Huddlines used to be recorded there." (Paul Burton)

Why did Kensington Roof Gardens have to flamin(go)? Image: meeems via creative commons. "The Swiss Centre in Leicester Square" (Karen Elaine) - we'll always have the clock. * "The Odeon Marble Arch, as it was in the 70s with its HUGE single screen. Best cinema experience in the UK pre IMAX" (Keith Spillett) * "Buddy the musical" (Giles Rush) - think this was the only entry we got for a show. * "Compendium bookshop." (Jonathan Privett) * "Whitehall Palace. It was supposedly grand and I would have loved to have seen it." (Sandra Dempster) - left field answer Sandra, and we like it. * "The Theatre Museum in Covent Garden." (Beverley McFarlane) * "Kensington Roof Gardens" (Andrea Landi) - fab shout, always felt trippy walking through a lobby, getting into an elevator and emerging into a rooftop Eden with flamingoes strutting about. * "Upton Park and Highbury. Not a fan of either club, but the atmosphere at both grounds was always brilliant." (Lucien Rees) - we bid a fond farewell to Upton Park when it shut up shop in 2016. * "Chocolate Overload, a wonderful dessert by M&S, around 2008." (Kerstin Kill) - I mean, if you bought it in London, then I suppose...* * And we'll leave you with a thought from Alexandra Westcott: "Gosh. What a thread. Like some kind of weird dream of time travel"

Apologies if we didn't include your suggestion — there were a LOT. Want to add to the conversation? Join in with the comments section at the bottom of the article.

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© Ned Dyke-CoomesThat's the way to do it! Covent Garden's May Fayre & Puppet Festival is back for 2023.

The free, family-friendly event celebrates the anniversary of the first recorded sighting of Mr Punch, an early version of today's Punch & Judy shows.

It was diarist Samuel Pepys who recalls seeing "an Italian puppet play — a great resort for gallants within the rayles of Covent Garden" in May 1662, making this year the 360th anniversary. Pepys' puppet sighting is recorded by a plaque on the wall of St Paul's Church, unveiled in 1962.

This then led to the first Covent Garden May Fayre and Puppet Festival being held in 1976, which brought together Punch & Judy professors and puppeteers from all over the world. Aside from during the Covid-19 pandemic, the event has taken place on the second Sunday of May ever since.

© Ned Dyke-CoomesAt 11am, a grand procession, led by a brass band, takes place around the Covent Garden neighbourhood to kick off the day's celebrations. This is followed at 12pm by a special service in St Paul's Church — also known as 'the Actor's Church' for its theatrically-inclined congregation — with Mr Punch in the pulpit.

After the church service, the fayre takes place in the church garden with stalls, Punch & Judy shows (tell the kids that this is what kids TV used to look like), puppeteering workshops, live music and maypole dancing. Basically, it's an afternoon of wholesome, free, family-friendly fun.

The Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival takes place on 14 May 2023 at St Paul's Church, Covent Garden, 11am-5.30pm. Admission is free.

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In which we make like the Sugababes, and push the button...

The Press for Champagne buttonsThe ultimate London button? Image: LondonistApparently Bob Bob Ricard pours more champagne than any other restaurant in the UK... wonder if it's got anything to do with having the most pressable button ever: the much-Instagrammed 'Press for Champagne'. A shimmering gold button can be found on every table of their swanky Soho and City restaurants: press it, and within moments a member of staff will take your request for fizz (or perhaps a shot of vodka, chilled to -18°C).

More Press for Champagne buttons are to be found in the booths at St Pancras station's fizz bar (see above) situated alongside the Eurostar tracks. And an honourable mention in our 'booze buttons' section should go to the wine vending machines at branches of Vagabond. Because sometimes, you just fancy a chianti over a Coke Zero.

Lift buttonsEr... image: LondonistLondon's bristling with buildings tall and tube stations deep. But here's the rub: often the lifts are on auto, and you needn't — nay, can't — put your dirty digits anywhere the buttons. We remember the time an elevator concierge at The Shard sighed at us "You don't need to do that" when we tried to press the button to take us to the 31st floor (sounded like the 31st time he'd told someone that day.) Underground lifts at the likes of Covent Garden and Borough don't require pressing either, although that won't stop tourists from having a bloody good try.

On the opposite end of the scale, some lift buttons we wouldn't DARE press. Like the head-twisting combo we snapped at Centrepoint (above).

Buttons on the tubeNo button required. Image: Joanna RutherfordLike lift buttons, those on tube trains are usually gratuitous. Even as a seasoned Londoner, we've occasionally forgotten we're not on a mainline service and — the shame! — gone to press the button. We all know what happens next: the door flings opens before you can make flesh-to-button contact, and your arm jerks upwards to scratch your head, as if that was the plan all along. Our advice? Buy yourself a decommissioned Jubilee line tube button, turn it into a doorbell and press it to your heart's content.

On the subject of buttons on tube trains, we did once have the pleasure of pressing the two — yes, two — buttons that make tube trains move off from each station. Feels good.

Museum buttonsRoger that. Image: LondonistThe absolute dream as a kid (and adult) is pressing the buttons in museums. They're so much better than all the vases and sculptures and writing and stuff. It hardly even matters what the button actually does, although chances are it'll just make an area of a map light. When the new, interactive Young V&A opens in July, we're going to be a quivering mess. But if you ask us for our all time fave museum button... why, it's got to be the toilets at Bentley Prior Museum. Us? Niche? Never.

The buttons at Novelty AutomationNovelty Automation is a hand-on heavem of buttons, cranks and levers. Image: LondonistTaking the interactive museum thing and cranking it up to 11, Novelty Automation in Covent Garden is a miniature wonderland full of crackpot arcade games designed and built by the Heath Robinson of our time, Tim Hunkin. Here, you can fly drones into celeb mansions in order to pap them, decide who gets the house in a divorce settlement, get snapped in a photobooth which goes out of its way to stop you smiling, and dare to make eye contact on a tube train. Naturally, there are buttons galore. Plus cranks and levers too. Hands-on heaven.

The buttons on the Bradley's Bar jukeboxGrab a pint of Estrella Galicia, crack your knuckles and get pressing. Image: LondonistA few buttons can lead to a thousand songs... or 20,000 songs in fact — such is the case with the jukebox at Bradley's Bar just off Oxford Street. Depending on the code you key in on the small panel of buttons on top of this phosphorescent treasure chest, it'll spin anything from Elvis to Madonna. Sometimes you don't even need to put in coins. Arrive here before the offices empty out, buy a pint of Estrella Galicia, and take yourself to button/golden hits heaven.

Buttons that are too good to be trueIf only. Image: LondonistBeware false buttons. Case in point: the tile 'buttons' that appeared in places including London Bridge and Shoreditch in recent years. They promised to do the impossible: decrease global warming, teleport you to your desired location, make yourself disappear, remote control your lover. Let us tell you, we tried ALL of these buttons, and only one of them worked.

Talking about buttons that aren't really there...

The Great Unpushable Button in the SkyGood luck getting this video to play. Image: LondonistIn the summer of 2018, Londoners started sharing images of a massive 'play' button that'd appeared over the City of London. Had God turned London into a one huge Vimeo, and then paused it? Nope, it was just the top of the new Scalpel high-rise, gleaming in the sunlight — and tempting a giant digit that will never appear. At least, we hope not.

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Editor-at-large Matt Brown took a walk around central London three days before the coronation of Charles III, chronicling the flags, the royalist flourishes and a golden carriage-load of minutiae.

The coronation is a huge national, indeed international, event. But it's also a London event. There are few streets in central London it hasn't touched — whether formal flags, ad hoc bunting or something more... odd. Here are 21 photos from a walk around the city, a few days before the coronation.

Odds and ends from around townMost importantly, before I get onto all the bunting and crown worship, we should note that Charles has now been included on Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese's board of monarchs. This means he is now officially our true sovereign, even if the Fleet Street pub has got his accession date wrong.

Someone's already graffitied on a prediction for Charles's reign... does this count as treason?Heading west, Covent Garden is very much bunting central, with more union flags than you could wave a golden sceptre at. The Apple Market is probably the most patriotic building in London right now.

They've also got a coronation-themed al fresco pub round the back, known as The Crown Jewels.

More bunting in Chinatown, where the Union Flags are bunking up with the perennial lanterns. I happened to be walking past just as they were going up.

I had to make a beeline for the Prince Charles Cinema. The much-loved venue is famous for its sense of humour and, right now, it certainly doesn't disappoint.

This one went viral on TwitterOne of the highlights, if that's the right word, of the coronation hype can be found around Oxford Circus. Here, three bus shelters have been topped by somewhat tacky replicas of St Edward's Crown. As we discovered in a separate article, one of them seems to have been nicked.

Piccadilly, like Oxford Street, is replete with Union Flags. But turn off into Burlington Arcade and you'll find something even more dignified. The entire arcade is decked out in New Carolean finery. Very classy. I counted three costumed beadles standing guard, which is two more than usual.

Meanwhile, the National Gallery gets the award for most majestic scaffolding. The venue is busy covering its ongoing renovation works with a similar red royal wrap. The coronation procession, after all, will be passing close by at the foot of Trafalgar Square (where the Charles I statue has been cordoned off).

Anti-coronation postersWord on the street isn't universally deferential. I clocked a number of critical posters across the West End. Not sure who's behind them.

Along the coronation procession routeThe processional route itself was a hive of activity by Wednesday afternoon. Large sections of the carriageway have been closed off, with king-seekers fenced off to the side. The Mall is, of course, lined with the expected Union Flags as well as those of other Commonwealth nations. Admiralty Arch — still a building site in its conversion to a hotel — is draped with Happy & Glorious banners. Blue is very much the colour along the procession route, where elsewhere flags and banners are red.

Western Europe's entire stock of portable toilets seem to have formed a colony just off The MallOne surprise was to find an official Charles III gas lamp, augustly combusting fossil fuels at the entrance to St James's Park.

Meanwhile, the western end of The Mall is filling up nicely with tents. It's a long wait, but what's a few days when it's been 86 years since you could last see a king on his way to be crowned?

And then, of course, we have the characters. It takes a certain determination to sleep among the grit and horse shit of The Mall for several nights. I think it's fair to say that this chap might be a royalist.

The road in front of Buckingham Palace was off limits on my visit, thanks to a huge palace garden party which saw thousands of people queueing in their finery for perhaps quarter of a mile. So I headed down towards the Abbey.

A media stand in front of Westminster AbbeyHere, the centre of Parliament Square is cordoned off with a heavy police presence, presumably to deter protestors ahead of the big event. Meanwhile, the viewing stands and television cranes are being installed. I've rarely seen Westminster so busy. It's clear this is to be one of the largest events in recent London history.

Bonus photo: And then there's Penge....

All images by Matt Brown

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This June, Imperial College plays host to a grand cultural festival, and they've invited their famous neighbours along for the show.

The Great Exhibition Road Festival will take over the eponymous road during the weekend of 17-18 June 2023. Expect the food of the future, a street-sized live art gallery, the smartest of smart machines, a musical journey through the solar system... cosmic ray baths, Japanese costumes inspired by nature, personal mini-earthquakes, and photographs of the invisible, just to pluck a handful of wonders from a very long and varied menu.

Expect lots of hands-on science, with the museums and Imperial showing off their stuffThe festival plays on the name of the Great Exhibition of 1851, which helped kick-start the area as we know it today. Like the Victorian original, this is a showcase for the best of invention, science, technology, art and design... a dip into the near future. Unlike in 1851, this festival can draw on the talents of long-established, world-class institutions such as the Science Museum, NHM, V&A, Royal Albert Hall, Royal College of Music and, of course, Imperial College itself.

It's a chance to mingle with scientists, artists and musicians, see the latest technology in action, or try a few foods you've never sampled before — all at one street party.

One notable highlight is the Smart Machines zone — a timely look at how we'll interact with the swiftly advancing tech of artificial intelligence and autonomous vehicles (more on this in a future article). But the programme is huge, so take a look for yourself, and see you there.

The Great Exhibition Road Festival 2023 runs 17-18 June 2023 from 12 noon to 6pm. Entrance and all events are free. Nearest tube South Kensington. All images courtesy of the Great Exhibition Road Festival/Imperial College.

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Have you seen the coronation crowns on top of Oxford Street's bus stops?

What do you think? Potent royal symbolism? A joy to behold? Fawning frippery?

To be honest, we're not sure what to make of the three replicas of St Edward's Crown that have been installed on Oxford Street. They are symbols of privilege and wealth, decorating a transport network in financial decline. They are bombastically royalist yet borderline naff. In other words: nothing could be more British.

The three crowns sit atop bus shelters either side of Oxford Circus. Or, at least, two of them do. The one to the east of the Circus appears to have been nicked. Somebody, somewhere is going to be telling the ultimate "remember when we got pissed and stole the crown jewels" story for the rest of their lives.

Oh dear. Happily, the crowns were installed at no expense to the taxpayer, but are funded by the New West End Company. You'll find the two remaining ones outside John Lewis, west of Oxford Circus, during the coronation period... hopefully.

The crowns are the latest in a long line of unlikely objects to appear on London's bus shelters. Back in the noughties, Londoners were puzzled by a spate of spiky spuds on the 55 route. Then, around a decade later, someone left copies of Hellraiser VHS tapes on top of the shelters. This is why we love London.

See also: Crowndels on the tube network.

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Head down to Devonshire Square this July, and you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd stepped into a live action remake of 101 Dalmatians.

A pop-up dedicated to the dotty dogs opens at restaurant and bar Devonshire Terrace — near Liverpool Street — for one day only. It's open to dalmatian owners and their monochrome friends, as well as dalmatian lovers who don't have a dog of their own.

The pups are catered for with a 'Pupuccino Bar', serving up all sorts of dog-friendly treats, and Rudi's The Doggy Barkery is on hand to provide iced pupcakes, dognuts and jammy doggers (!). It's a safe area for the dogs to roam and mingle off-lead.

For humans, it's a chance to meet and chat with other dalmatian owners and prospective owners, over food or drinks. Both species can join together to enjoy photo opportunities with cute props and dog-sized furniture.

Oh, and fear not — the event's not organised by Cruella de Vil. It's actually the work of POP + BARK, a start-up business specialising in dog events, which appeared on a recent series of Dragons' Den. They've previously hosted events for cockapoos, corgis, pomeranians and golden retrievers. Guess they thought it was time to go a bit dotty for their next big event.

While you're in the area with your pooch, look out for the bench dedicated to Geoffrey Barkington, which is round the corner on (where else?) Houndsditch.

Image Matt BrownThe Dalmatian Cafe is at Devonshire Terrace on Sunday 23 July 2023. Tickets must be booked in advance — and are selling out fast. All images courtesy of POP + BARK, except that last one.

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Where we take a closer look at one of our favourite things in London.

This really was a mammoth find. Image: LondonistWhat is it? A whacking great mammoth skull in Redbridge Central Library... well, a replica, anyway. It's perched on its own little first-floor plinth, and you'll stumble across it while desperately searching for the toilets.

What in the name of Jeff Goldblum is it doing here? This, my friend, is the Ilford Mammoth! It roamed the frigid tundra here about 200,000 years ago. To put that in perspective, that's about 199,942 years before Ilford became part of Greater London.

Who discovered it? The bones — including the skull, with three-metre-long tusks — were uncovered by naturalist Antonio Brady in 1864. Shame he wasn't around when they started making Time Team, because this would've made a welcome change to the shards of pottery they usually found.

Not the kinda place you expect to stumble across a mammoth tbh. Image: LondonistSo the find was a pretty big deal? Indeed! It's the most complete mammoth skull ever found in the UK.

So where's the real thing then? Well, the Natural History Museum, naturally. the Mammals gallery, to be precise. In the 1990s, conservators created a cast from the original skull (which we're told is no mean feat) — but this only made it to Ilford in 2015. A long overdue homecoming.

Does it have a nickname like Dippy or Titanosaur? Not as far as we know. It's a steppe mammoth or Mammuthus trogontherii. But we should totally call it Steppy, right?

I wish there was more than just a replica skull tbh... Hold tight! A new Redbridge Museum opens in this very library in summer 2023 — including a section that covers what the area was like during the Ice Age. Steppy is a shoo-in for this. In the meantime, there's also a plaque at nearby Ilford Methodist Church, marking the spot where Brady made his mammoth discovery.

Redbridge Central Library, Clements Road

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Residents of Omega Works face the threat of having their warehouse homes demolishedOur homes are under threat.

The Haringey Warehouse District, also known as the Manor House Warehouses (or simply 'the Manor'), is a former industrial area in South Tottenham. Over the past two decades, artists, makers, performers, and alternative community advocates have transformed the space into live and work areas.

The cohesive community living, affordable housing, creative space, and opportunity for collaboration have attracted hundreds of residents. The creative inhabitants have steadily transformed the warehouse spaces into art spaces that host community events, making them an iconic and vital part of London — and unique in the world.

We live and work in Omega Works, one of the main warehouse complexes on Hermitage Road, N4. I've been here for just over a year. The building was previously used as a piano factory in the 1930s where the largest piano in the world was created.

Here, we look out for each other, and our neighbourhood relationships are incredibly strong. They provide a support network for a diverse group of under-represented and under-resourced people to cohabitate, collaborate, and create a real community.

"I get to know my housemates, which I really value in a home"Before Omega Works, I was living in a three-bed flat in north London, with people I didn't know. The absence of communal space and the small size of the bedroom meant it was very difficult to create the work I needed to do (I work part time as a fine artist and also create set design work for various productions), and also to get to know my housemates, which I really value in a home.

One of the main unique aspects of warehouse living is the containment of living space and work (studio) space in the same area. It is incredibly costly and unattainable for most of us to be able to afford a room in London and also a studio. The sense of community is also one that brings a lot of us here. As a safe space for marginalised communities, including LGBTQ+ folk, neurodiverse people and young international artists moving to London or England on their own, being surrounded by like-minded people who look out for one another is truly an indispensable support. Without it, we wouldn't live in London.

We give back to the community — contributing to the cultural offering of Haringey and north London as a whole. In our spaces we host accessible workshops, gigs and exhibitions, fundraise for charity, and hold health and wellbeing sessions, and activist meetings for social justice issues.

But now the council and developers want to demolish Omega Works, and replace it with four generic blocks of flats.

"We have had no response from the council"We have attended several Zoom meetings with the developers, expressing that these plans will destroy our community, and that we do not want them to go ahead. The current development proposal states that their plans will ensure 'the existing community can continue to live and work in this typology'. However this is simply not true. From a 25% rent increase, to a drastic decrease in 'work' areas, and the proposal of luxury flats built above our warehouse units, there are endless flaws in the plan that we, as residents, know would not enable us to continue to live and work in the way that makes our community thrive, and continues to make this a viable place for creative freelancers to live here.

It seems that rather than changing the development plans to really consider the existing community, they have merely stated several times that it will do so. We have contacted three separate people on the council within the last year, and had no response. We are in the process of trying to reach out to them in other ways.

"It will not work for anyone"The spaces we currently have here in Omega are truly unique. The flexible live/work spaces, concrete floors and walls that are forgiving to paint, woodwork, etc mean we can use them in a way that suits us. Each unit works hard to ensure each resident has the work space they need for the profession and their preferred style of working, creating beautiful and functional aesthetics using the existing architecture and found materials. The community generally creates their spaces on a circular economy, where the waste of others on the street often becomes the beautiful, characteristic furnishings of warehouses.

The proposed architecture would completely disrupt our way of life, and the new surrounding residents too. The plan is to give us three shared 'work areas' between eight warehouse units. The current plans confusingly indicate that these work areas will be available to us between 8am-7pm Monday to Friday, with no guarantee that they are available outside these hours. As most of us also have day jobs, these prescribed hours are completely unrealistic.

We also strongly believe that noise pollution would become a very apparent issue to our neighbours. Many builders and makers who live in this space are constantly using power tools, not to mention the musicians, sound producers and DJs. The idea of housing families just one level above us is ridiculous; it will limit us in our work and cause major upset to our neighbours. The developers think this is a compromise, but it will not work for anyone.

They're not going to stop here, either. We already know, from looking at the development plans on Haringey Council's website, that the 'masterplan' is to knock through Crusader (a working industrial estate behind Omega) and through to Arena Design Centre, which is another work/live warehouse inhabited by over 100 residents similar to us.

"It will be the start of a domino effect"If Omega is demolished, it will be the start of a domino effect on all of the surrounding warehouses, and destroy this community forever.

We have a petition that can be signed as a way to show the number of people who believe this is an important cause.

If you live in London, or in Haringey specifically, you can write to your MP to let them know how you feel about this and similar developments, to put pressure on the council to retain and work with — not destroy — their creative communities.

Anyone interested can follow us on instagram (@SaveTheWarehouses, or @3KArtHouse) to find out how you can attend events or share information.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Join the Deptford Jack procession on Monday. Photo: Doyle of London via creative commonsLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Join the Deptford Jack processionIt wouldn't be a bank holiday in London without a bizarre tradition taking place somewhere. Enter the Deptford Jack in the Green, a traditional procession around the Deptford area on the early May bank holiday Monday, which was revived by the Blackheath Morris Men in the 1980s.

The central character is the Jack in the Green, a man covered in a frame of greenery, who leads the procession. Just turn up on the day to watch or join in with the procession, which starts and finishes at the excellent Dog & Bell pub.

Free, 1 May.

  1. Catch the last day of the Canalway CavalcadeMonday is the final day of the three-day IWA Canalway Cavalcade in Little Venice. Dozens of canal boats moor up for the vibrant festival, with live music and children's activities on dry land, and boat-based fun on the water. It's free entry, and everyone's welcome.

Free, until 1 May.

  1. Swot up on coronation historyAhead of the coronation on Saturday (more on which below), Gresham College offers a free lecture about the history of British coronations.

Dr Alice Hunt, author of The Drama of Coronation: Medieval Ceremony in Early Modern England, gives an insight into where the idea of crowning kings and queens originates from, how the ceremony has changed through the years, and whether the pomp and pageantry of the occasion still serves a purpose today.

You can watch in person at Barnard's Inn Hall in Holborn, or online.

Free, 2 May.

  1. Stay late at Science MuseumIt's a sci-fi special at Science Museum © Science Museum GroupThis month's Science Museum Late celebrates all things science fiction, celebrating the extension of the current science fiction exhibition — and, happily falling on Star Wars Day (May the fourth...).

Head to the museum after the daytime crowds have left for an evening of sci-fi themed talks and workshops, plus a silent disco, a pub quiz, and chance to explore the usual displays after hours. It's an adults-only event, with food and drink available to buy throughout the evening.

Free, 4 May.

  1. Get the lowdown on police historyEver wanted to know more about the earliest police force in London? Vicki Pipe, Museum Manager at the Bow Street Police Museum in Covent Garden, gives a free talk at Shoe Lane Library in the City — or you can watch online instead if you prefer.

Find out how brothers Henry and John Fielding, a playwright and a former naval officer, created the Bow Street Runners, London's first official law enforcement officers, established to deal with disorder in 18th- and 19th- century Covent Garden. She also reveals the connection between these early operations and the establishment of the Metropolitan Police in 1829.

Free, 5 May.

  1. Bob along to a boat festivalHead down to St Katharine Docks over the coronation weekend to see what is thought to be 'the largest UK gathering of Dunkirk Little Ships in years'.

35 of the vessels — which were involved in the evacuation of Dunkirk in 1940 — moor up at the marina for the weekend, some of them opening their doors/decks to the public.

Free, 5-8 May

  1. Watch the coronationFingers crossed for weather this good on 6 May. Photo: LondonistThe biggest event happening in London this week is, of course, the coronation of King Charles III — and you can watch it for free. One option is to line the route between Buckingham Palace and Westminster Abbey — that's free, but you'll need to get there super-early to get a good view, wear comfy shoes, cross your fingers for good weather... in short, it's not the easiest option.

Alternatively, plenty of places around London are screening the coronation ceremony for free on large screens, from Hampton Court Palace to Battersea Power Station. Take a look at our guide to coronation screenings, parties and other events for the lowdown — in addition to the screenings, we've got a section on free coronation events in there.

The third option is, of course, to watch the coronation on TV at home. It's free (provided you've got your TV licence already), there's no queue for the toilets, and you don't have to worry about the weather. Ideal.

Oh, and if you're REALLY not into all this regal business? We've also put together a guide to where to escape the coronation. You're welcome.

Free, 6 May.

  1. Visit the Charles Dickens Museum for freeGet free entry to the Charles Dickens Museum - for one day only. Photo: Matt BrownTo celebrate the King's coronation (/offer up alternative entertainment for anyone who doesn't want to watch it), the Charles Dickens Museum in Bloomsbury is doing free entry for one day only on Saturday 6 May. Visit the author's London home, where he lived in the 1830s, laid out as if he still lived there today, including, furniture, portraits and other objects which belonged to Dickens himself. Usually it's £12.50 for an adult.

Free, 6 May.

  1. Get the kids inspired by stories and spoken word at SPINELibraries in 16 London boroughs (Brent, Harrow, Bromley, Lewisham, Ealing, Hammersmith and Fulham, Islington, Tower Hamlets, Merton, Sutton, Newham, Greenwich, Southwark, Wandsworth, Westminster, and Kensington and Chelsea) are taking part in SPINE, a festival of free activities for kids, including music, poetry, rapping, storytelling and more. Check out the SPINE website to see what's happening near you when.

Free, until 10 May

  1. Discover the designer lost in the shadow of William MorrisDiscover the genius of John Henry Dearle. Image: public domainYou may not have heard of John Henry Dearle, but you may well recognise his Arts and Crafts designs, which include Golden Lily. Dearle was an apprentice of the great William Morris, so it's no wonder his legacy is somewhat overcast by his mentor. An exhibition at The William Morris Society in Hammersmith — Morris's Successor: John Henry Dearle (1859-1932) — gives Dearle his rightful moment in the spotlight, and shows off the (sometime literal) fruit of his labours, including woven tapestries, embroideries, printed fabrics and wallpaper.

Free, until 17 December (Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday only)

  1. Have a budget-friendly bank holidayThis week is the juicy filling sandwiched between two bank holidays (Mondays 1 and 8 May), which makes this an excellent time to peruse our guide to spending a bank holiday weekend in London. Plenty of things in there coast nada, including walking and cycle routes, and parks and gardens to explore.

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All weekendIt's coronation weekend! Photo by David Iliff. License: CC BY-SA 3.0CORONATION EVENTS: It probably hasn't escaped you that the coronation of King Charles III takes place this weekend. We've put together a few guides to help you navigate proceedings:

  • A guide to the coronation, including the whens, wheres, formalities and the like;
  • Our pick of coronation events, screenings and parties — for those of us who didn't get an invite to the Abbey itself;
  • Regal-themed afternoon tea menus to celebrate the coronation;
  • Where to escape the coronation altogether — in London and beyond.

Whatever you're up to, note that parts of central London will be very, very busy, some roads may be closed and buses diverted, and on Saturday, tubes may not stop at certain stations in the centre of the coronation action, to help with crowd control.

BANK HOLIDAY: Thanks to the coronation, this weekend is a bank holiday, so probably worth perusing our guide to spending bank holiday weekend in London. We've covered walking tours, cycling routes, secret gardens, sporting endeavours, pubs, Sunday roasts, family-friendly activities, and plenty more.

BEYOND LONDON: Even better, why not head out of London for the day (or longer)? Our Beyond London section has all manner of ideas, from tracking down the bits of London that ended up at the seaside, to exploring towns close to London, to quirky things to do such as seeking out a model solar system right next to the M25.

OUTDOOR CINEMA: As May begins, so does outdoor cinema season in London. Open-air film screenings take place on rooftops, in parks and at other locations around London — see our guide to outdoor cinemas in London for the summer 2023 highlights.

BREW LDN: Beer festival Brew LDN is back, taking over Printworks in Rotherhithe for two days of craft beer, cider, food and music — it's last time the event will be held at the venue, which is closing soon. Sample drinks from a range of breweries — including Badger Brewery, Cloak and Dagger Brewing, Freedom Brewery and Toast Ale. 5-7 May

Last chance to see Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. Photo: Matt ChungDUNKIRK AT THE DOCKS: Over the coronation weekend, St Katharine Docks hosts a Dunkirk at the Docks Classic Boat Festival, thought to be the largest UK gathering of Dunkirk Little Ships in years. 35 of the vessels used in the Dunkirk evacuation in 1940 are on display, with a tea dance and other events taking place on dry land over the weekend too. 5-8 May

STREET ART EXHIBITION: You've only got until Tuesday to see Beyond The Streets London, the most comprehensive graffiti and street art exhibition to open in the UK, featuring over 100 international artists and taking over Saatchi Gallery in Chelsea. Until 9 May

ARAB WOMEN FILMMAKERS: Holborn's The Garden Cinema hosts Mukhrijat: Arab Women Filmmakers, a film festival showing recent key feature films that tell everyday human stories from the Arab world. This weekend's programme includes The Blue Caftan, about the owners of a traditional caftan store in a Moroccan medina, and Souad, about a young woman who appears to lead a conservative and veiled life, while having another life on social media. Until 19 May

WISTERIA: It's around this time each year that #WisteriaHysteria explodes, turning walls, buildings and gardens across the capital lilac, as the popular flowers come into bloom. Read our guide on where to see wisteria in bloom in London — and plan a walk to go see some.

Saturday 6 MayJazz up your trainers with help from Aida Kiraya from Afro KickzTHE TACOVER: Apparently London's only taco festival, The Tacover is at Signature Brew in Walthamstow. Held in association with the Mexican embassy, the foodie event champions authentic Mexican owned brands from across the UK, with 30 taco vendors (including vegan and Halal options) present at four sessions across two days. 6-7 May

BANK HOLIDAY CELEBRATION: Alexandra Palace reopens its Terrace for the season with a huge bank holiday party. Tuck into street food and drinks from pop-up bars as you enjoy views over London, with live music and DJs (and hopefully, catch a glimpse of the Red Arrows flypast on Saturday...). 6-7 May

GARDEN OPEN DAY: Did you know that on a few weekends each year, you can visit the Hampton Court Palace gardens for free? The Garden Open Days offer free access to the grounds (excluding the maze and Magic Garden playground), and there are three of them this month (though note that the first one today is part of a coronation screening event, so likely to be very busy, plenty of Union Flags, that kind of vibe). FREE, from 10am

THEATRELAND BLACK HISTORY: Explore the hidden history of African presence in the West End's theatres, on this guided tour by Black History Walks. Discover how long there has been an African/Caribbean presence on the London stage, who the performers were, where they appeared — and how they were received by audiences. 10am-12pm

TRAINER CUSTOMISATION: The Migration Museum in Lewisham Shopping Centre holds a creative shoe customising session. Take your trainers along and learn how to make them your own, using paint, stencils, embroidery patches and creating new lace holes. It's hosted by Aida, founder of Afro Kickz, a sneakers brand inspired by traditional African imagery and modern Black culture. 12pm-3pm

Last chance to see The Beekeeper of Aleppo at Richmond TheatreBEEKEEPER OF ALEPPO: The critically acclaimed stage adaptation of 2019 novel The Beekeeper of Aleppo has its final airing at the Richmond Theatre today. It's the story of Nuri, a beekeeper, and his artist wife Afra who live in the Syrian city of Aleppo — until the war breaks out and they are forced to escape. 2.30pm/7.30pm

PAINT LONDON: Head to London Art Bar in Holborn for a Pop Up Painting session, where you'll create your own version of the London skyline. All materials are provided, and a practising artist is on hand to offer tips and guidance. 3.30pm-6pm

NON STOP STYLES: Beyond The Bridges on South Bank hosts a club night dedicated to singer Harry Styles. Non Stop Styles plays his songs, from the early One Direction days to his recent solo career, ahead of his European tour later this month. Your ticket includes a free drink. 7pm

ROLLER DISCO: Roller Nation in Tottenham has regular skating events going on every week, including a classic roller disco every Saturday evening. Skate (or stumble) your way around the rink to a soundtrack of tunes from the 70s-90s. Bring your own skates or hire some there — and fancy dress is very much encouraged. Age 18+. 7pm-1am

Sunday 7 MayDogs can get in on the coronation celebrations in Canary WharfEXTINCTION BECKONS: Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons is filled with references to film, politics and colonialism, leaving viewers to draw their own narratives. Our art critic described the Hayward Gallery exhibition as "an invitation to get lost in the worlds Nelson has created — a mind blowing mix of immersive and conceptual art. Unforgettable" — and today is your last chance to see it. 10am-5.30pm

THE LION KING: From one king to another... today's film of choice at Barbican Cinema's Family Film Club is Disney classic The Lion King. Hakuna Matata to that. 11am

VINTAGE FAIR: Frock Me! Vintage Fair returns to Chelsea Old Town Hall, with more than 60 exhibitors selling clothing, jewellery and textiles dating back as far as the Victorian era. Vintage British labels such as Ossie Clark, Bill Gibb and Biba have been found at previous events, so worth having a good rummage. 11am-5.30pm

POOCH PARTY: Dogs are invited to celebrate the coronation at a Pooch Party at M Restaurant in Canary Wharf. With food for humans and dogs, and a dog fashion show (regal outfits required!), the event raises money for canine charity Dogs Trust. 12pm-4pm

BRITPOP BRUNCH: If you didn't get enough Harry Styles at last night's club night, head to the Britpop Brunch at music venue 100 Wardour Street. Choose between two or three courses of food, plus bottomless booze, as a DJ plays songs by the likes of the Spice Girls, Elton John, Robbie Williams, Harry Styles and Adele. 12pm-5pm

100 Wardour Street hosts a Britpop BrunchSOLO CRAFT FAIR: On the first Sunday of each month this summer, Solo Craft Fair is popping up at Between The Bridges on South Bank. Over 60 London-based makers and designers are selling their wares, including art, jewellery and plants. 12pm-5pm

BOOK OF KINGS: Spoken word artist Xanthe Gresham is at the British Library for an afternoon of wild mythology from Persia. She performs sections of The Shahnameh: The Book of Kings, an epic poem written more than 1,000 years ago, accompanied by Iranian musician Arash Moradi. 2.30pm-4pm

ROYAL POETS OF ENFIELD: Historian and lecturer Michael King is at Forty Hall to talk about the Royal poets of Enfield. Henry VIII, Elizabeth I and James I are among the monarchs to have had residences in Enfield, and all were poets. 4pm

LATE NIGHT JAZZ: If you're lucky enough to have tomorrow off, why not stay out late tonight? The Royal Albert Hall puts on one of its Late Night Jazz shows in the Elgar Room, starring Afro-Latin jazz band COLECTIVA. 9.30pm

Monday 8 MayRooftop Film Club screens Mamma Mia! in Stratford.LONDON CRAFT WEEK: Quilts? Tick. Paper flowers? Of course. Keyrings made from eggshells? Naturally. Find out about some of the more unusual things being made here in the capital at London Craft Week, which begins today with a fine jewellery exhibition, a display of Vivienne Westwood corsets, and a tour of a candlestick making workshop, among many other events. 8-14 May

PARENT & BABY CINEMA: Most Mondays, Big Penny Social host a Parent & Baby Film Club, where parents or carers with little ones can watch a film, with less pressure than a normal cinema environment. This week, that film is Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, about two aspiring musicians who are given a chance to represent their country at Eurovision. For more parent and baby events, click here. For more Eurovision, click here. 12.30pm

FRENCH SOHO: Join Footprints of London guide Jane Parker for a walking tour around Soho, focusing on the area's French community. Starting at Soho Square, visit churches, chapels, cafés and cake shops which reflect the French history, and hear about the Huguenots and other people who shaped the area into what it is today. 2.30pm-4.30pm

MAMMA MIA! Round off your weekend with an all-singing, all-dancing screening of Mamma Mia! — with views over London to boot. Rooftop Film Club screens the 2008 musical film, complete with ABBA soundtrack (well, it is the start of Eurovision week...) at its Roof East venue in Stratford. 8.35pm

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Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens, officially separate parks, are next door neighbours, essentially creating a central London megapark. Image: Matt Brown.London has eight Royal Parks — two of them, Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens, are conveniently next to one another in the centre of town.

Hyde Park is one of London's best-known green spaces, and before it opened to ice cream-munching tourists and Londoners taking shortcuts to work, was King Henry VIII's hunting grounds.

Neighbouring Kensington Gardens was also a hunting ground until William III and Mary II established their palace here in 1689, and the gardens were separated off.

Together, these two parks — covering over 600 acres between them — are stuffed with things to do on balmy (and not so balmy) days.

What time is Hyde Park open?5am-12am year round. It's free to enter (unless you're attending a special event like Winter Wonderland or BST Hyde Park).

How to get to Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens Click to enlarge. Image: Royal Parks.Tube stations encircle the parks:

Queensway (Central line) and Bayswater (District, Circle line): Good for accessing Kensington Palace and Kensington Gardens. It doesn't make sense to change at Bayswater for Queensway, as they're less than three-minutes' walk apart.

Lancaster Gate (Central line): Midway across the north side of the park, and good if you want to walk alongside the Serpentine or West Carriage Drive, or visit the Peter Pan statue. It's also close to the pet cemetery, although you'll need to go on a special tour to see that.

Marble Arch (Central line): Alight here, of course, for the Marble Arch and Speakers' Corner. Not the infamous Marble Arch Mound anymore though — that's long bitten the dust.

Hyde Park Corner (Piccadilly line): Step off to find yourself in the south east corner — this works if you want to see the Apsley House/Wellington Arch first. It's also the best entrance for Hyde Park Rose Garden.

Knightsbridge (Piccadilly line): The best station for indulging in a little pre-park retail therapy at Harrods/Harvey Nics.

South Kensington (Piccadilly, Circle, District line): It's 15 mins walks to reach the edge of the parks, but this is where you'll want to come if you're hitting up the big museums (Natural History, Science, V&A) beforehand.

There are also countless bus stops you can hop off at, depending whereabouts you want to go in the parks.

Walking tours of Hyde Park and Kensington GardensHyde Park's pet cemetery, hidden in a corner of the park since 1881While you can happily wander aimlessly around the parks, there are also a number of tours to sign up to.

Royal Parks walks: Excellent guided walks around Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens are offered by Royal Parks. These include everything from a Bat Walk, where you explore the parks at dusk in search of pipistrelles, to the Hidden Stories of Hyde Park walk, where you hear about criminals hanged on the notorious Tyburn Tree, and get to visit the pet cemetery. Visit Royal Parks' events page to see what's coming up.

Self-guided walks: If you'd rather do things at your own pace, you can download various walks around the park too. There's this beginner's guide to Hyde Park taking in sights and trivia, or this seven-mile-long (!) Princess Diana (!) walk. Plenty of non-Royal Parks tours are available to download too — including this OS Hyde Park's Robbery & Riot Walking Tour.

Wildlife in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensEyes (and apples) peeled for the chirping green parakeets. Image by Matt Brown.Wildlife is abundant in Hyde Park, particularly birds: look out for robins, tits and dunnocks in the trees and shrubbery. Swans and Canada geese are rampant on Kensington Gardens' Round Pound, while the Serpentine attracts all kinds of feathered creatures: mute swans, Mandarin ducks, Egyptian geese, buzzards, grey herons, Eurasian kestrels. Around dusk during the warmer months, bugs around the Serpentine make it a feeding frenzy for bats, best seen on Dell Bridge and Serpentine Bridge.

Londoners and tourists alike go wild for the parakeets, who will happily land on your hand if you've got an apple to share — check out our guide here.

Gardens in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensImage: Londonist.In Hyde Park Some well-manicured gardens to consider:

  • Italian Gardens: These elegant gardens contain four huge basins of flowers, and are festooned by various sculptures, urns — and the Tazza Fountain. The gardens are said to have been a flashy gift from Prince Albert to Queen Victoria. Located at the northern end of Hyde Park, overlooking the Serpentine.
  • Rose Garden: It might not be immediately obvious but these fragrant gardens of roses and herbaceous borders are themed around the sounding of a horn; the yew hedge is the mouth of a trumpet, and the flower beds are the notes coming out of it.
  • Enclosed Garden: A smaller, lesser-known garden attached to the ParkSports facility (go in through the cafe). It has a view of the Albert Memorial on one side, and a distant view of The Shard and the London Eye on the other. Plenty of seating and flowery bushes.

Statues and memorials in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensThe Albert Memorial — a high-Victorian gothic extravaganza. Image: Londonist.In Hyde Park

Some of our faves:

  • Diana Memorial Fountain: a tribute to the late Princess of Wales, the oval design — made of 545 pieces of Cornish granite — reflects Diana's life, symbolising her openness (with moments of turbulence along the way). Visitors can cross the fountain at three points, into its centre. Or just dip your toes in the water.
  • Holocaust Memorial: Britain's first memorial honouring the Holocaust was built in 1983. It sits surrounded by birch trees and flowers, a few steps away from the Rose Garden, in the south east corner of the park.
  • July 7 Memorial: 52 stainless steel pillars represent the victims of the bombings of 2005; unveiled on the fourth anniversary of the event by Prince William and Camilla.
  • Norwegian War Memorial: This large granite boulder was gifted from the Norwegian Navy and Merchant Fleet to Britain in 1978, for support during the second world war.
  • The Hudson Memorial Bird Sanctuary: A carving representing the child goddess of nature, Rima, commemorating 19th-century writer and naturalist William Hudson, who established the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds. This memorial caused controversy among the public after its installation in 1924 because Rima is seen in the nude. Arthur Conan Doyle called it "artistic anarchy". It still exists today in this sanctuary for birds, also featuring a long pond.
  • Cavalry Memorial: A bronze St George is depicted on horseback, stepping on a slain dragon to commemorate the Calvary Regiments killed during first world war. Army vet Adrian Jones built the bronze material with guns used in the war.

A fig leaf was added to hide Achilles's modesty. Image: Londonist Animals in War Memorial: Located just outside Hyde Park, this much-loved memorial honours the animals who died in war and conflict. It was inspired by Jilly Cooper's book, Animals in War, and was designed by David Backhouse. * Serenity: This eye-catching bronze bird statue (now verdigris) was inspired by the Egyptian Goddess of nature and overlooks the south side of the Serpentine. * Boy and Dolphin Fountain: Located in the Rose Garden, this marble fountain was made in 1862 by Alexander Munro, a friend of Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. It has a peripatetic history; it was initially at Park Lane (where the Joy of Life fountain is now), then moved to Regent's Park, and finally to Hyde Park in 1955. * Huntress Fountain: Another fountain, also located in the Rose Garden, this displays the goddess of hunting, Diana, and was installed in 1906, made by Countess Feodora Gleichen, the first female member of the Royal Society of British Sculptors. * Statue of Achilles: located in Hyde Park Corner, this 18-foot statue of the Greek hero of the Trojan War, Achilles, was the first statue installed in Hyde Park in 1822 to commemorate the 1st Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley. It once stood naked, and a fig leaf was added not long after installation, because: Brits. * Joy of Life Fountain:* Perched on the Western edge of Hyde Park, this striking fountain depicts two figures in the centre, holding hands, and floating above the water, surrounded by dancing children. It was also almost renamed The Four Winds, but that didn't catch on.

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Peter Pan's statue is loved by kids and adults alike... although it was once tarred and feathered. Image: Londonist The Albert Memorial: A high-Victorian gothic extravaganza unveiled in 1872; this steeple-esque form commemorates Prince Albert (seen in the middle centre holding the Great Exhibition catalogue). Recognisable from a way off, it is the North Star of this part of Kensington Gardens. * Speke Monument: This red granite structure was designed by Philip Hardwick (designer of the beautiful Euston station that was bulldozed) and dedicated to John Hanning Speke, the first European to discover Lake Victoria. * Jenner Statue: Located in the Italian Gardens near Lancaster Gate, this was erected in 1858 to commemorate Edward Jenner, creator of the smallpox vaccine. * Peter Pan Statue: You can hear Peter Pan come to life as a part of Talking Statues at this bronze statue's location, facing the Long Water. In August 1928, the statue was tarred and feathered. * Physical Energy Statue: British artist George Frederic Watts worked on this equestrian statue for 20 years, from 1833 to 1904 (when he died). He said it is "a symbol of that restless physical impulse to seek the still unachieved in the domain of material things." — so memorise that and say it out loud to impress someone next time you pass it. Find it in the centre of Kensington Gardens. * Queen Victoria Statue: Designed by her daughter, Princess Louise, in 1893, this statue depicts Queen Victoria in her coronation robes at the age of 18. It's right outside Kensington Palace, where she was born and raised. * Queen Caroline's Temple:* Neatly tucked away in the greenery of Kensington Gardens, overlooking the Long Water, this looks like a miniature stately home. William Kent built the 'temple' (actually a summer house) for Queen Caroline around 1734. Check out the graffiti inside dating back to the 1820s.

Other Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens attractionsMarble Arch moved to Hyde Park from Buckingham Palace in the mid 1800s. Image by the Londonist.In Hyde Park

  • Pet Cemetery: The first animal to be buried here was Cherry, a Maltese terrier, in 1881, upon special request. Then came many more tombstones, making it one of Hyde Park's most eerily cute attractions.
  • Apsley Gate: What looks like a grand entrance to Hyde Park was designed by a 25-year-old Decimus Burton (he also came up with the Palm House at Kew), replacing a previous tollgate. Its name comes from the nearby home of the Duke of Wellington.
  • Marble Arch: With a similar look but a different story, Marble Arch — perched on the north-east side of Hyde Park — was originally the grand entrance to Buckingham Palace, built to celebrate Britain's victory in the Napoleonic War. When renovations were done to the palace, it was moved here.
  • The LookOut: A unique, sustainable building, offering people of all ages the chance to learn about nature and participate in wellbeing activities.
  • Reformers' Tree: This mosaic marks the spot of what was once a large oak tree. When Reform League protesters met here in 1866, they set it slight, turning it into a charred stump. It became a symbolic assembly spot, and encouraged Parliament to create Speaker's Corner.
  • The bandstand in Hyde Park: One of the oldest bandstands in Britain, where regular concerts have taken place since the 1890s. These days it's also the focal point of the Winter Wonderland ice rink.

Image: LondonistIn Kensington Garden

  • Kensington Gardens bandstand: Located south of Round Pond, this bandstand was installed in 1931. Its Regency style is said to have better acoustics — ironic since permission to have concerts in the garden was rescinded by the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1855, although today, music is played here once more.
  • The Arch by Henry Moore: It's hard to miss this glowing white, six-metre-tall Roman travertine construction which looks out over the Long Water. Installed in 1980 after being shown at the Serpentine Gallery, it was found to be an unstable structure in 1966, put in storage, and restored in 2012.
  • Elfin Oak: Located next to the Diana Memorial Playground, this is the only tree stump given Grade II listed status. The wood, taken from an ancient oak in Richmond Park, was carved by Ivor Innes in 1930 with fairies and elves. Comedian Spike Milligan famously had a hand in restoring it.

Museums & art galleries in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensCatch free culture in the Serpentine Galleries. Image: Londonist.Love the statues but want more culture? There's a handful of wonderful museums and galleries in the park:

  • Serpentine North Gallery: Designed by Zaha Hadid and opened in 2013, the North Gallery also sits on an 1805 gun munition depot. It features regularly rotating contemporary art exhibitions, which are free to visit. Attached is the Magazine restaurant, a futurist curved extension of the gallery (looks like the Sydney Opera House at first glance).
  • Serpentine South Gallery: take a walk down the West Carriage Drive bridge, to find a second contemporary art gallery — and Grade II listed former tea pavilion. Again, there's modern and contemporary work on show, and again it's free. From June to October, the Serpentine Pavilion pitches up outside.
  • Kensington Palace: Discover the birthplace and home of Queen Victoria, and imagine how royals once lived. Resplendent rooms remain still decorated like they once were (including William Kent's show-stopping staircase), and there are always new exhibitions, included in the ticket price. You'll want to save a couple of hours at least for this one.

Events in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensThere are events for all seasons in Hyde Park. Image: Winter Wonderland Speakers' Corner: Located in the north east corner of Hyde Park, this is the site where speeches and debates have occurred since the mid-1800s. As long as the speech is legitimate and without foul language, anyone can speak. Many individuals and groups gather from noon till sundown on Sundays, with everyone welcome to join in the discussion. * BST Hyde Park: Every summer, a series of big concerts take place on weekends in Hyde Park. Names are as big as you get — think Bruce Springsteen, the Rolling Stones. There's also a free-entry weekday programme of live music, arts, film, and workshops. * Royal Parks Half Marathon: Starting and finishing in Hyde Park — and also taking in Kensington Gardens, Green Park and St James's Park — this has to be one of the prettiest runs anywhere. It takes place each October. * Winter Wonderland:* An increasingly-popularannual Christmas carnival that takes place in Hyde Park from November to January (except Christmas Day), featuring amusement park rides like a giant ferris wheel, ice rink, ice kingdom, and festive food and drinks. Be prepared to spend some dough.

The Royal Parks website lists a slew of other events: tennis, dance, tai chi classes, charity walks and runs, and history and nature walks.

Playgrounds in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensIf you've got kids in tow, and they're getting bored of walking, you can pick from these three play parks:

  • Hyde Park Playground (AKA South Carriage Drive Playground): located on the south side of Hyde Park, a few steps away from the Serpentine and Rotten Row. It features a metal flume.
  • Buckhill Playground: Walk over a small hill by the Italian Gardens, and this park is slightly hidden away. It features a big swing and various other bits and pieces.
  • Diana Memorial Playground: Located in Kensington Gardens, this park was opened in 2000, built to remember Diana's love of children. Inside the gated area is a wooden pirate ship, teepees, a beach, and play sculptures — surrounded by big trees and plants. Broadwick Cafe and the Elfin Oak are right next door. It's the best playground of the three.

Recreation & sport in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensA Hyde Park Stables class riding along the Serpentine Road. Image: Londonist.Many Londoners take up rollerblading and skateboarding along the open flat pavements in the parks, one located in front of Royal Albert Hall on South Carriage Drive, the other along the Serpentine River on Serpentine Road.

Rollerblading & Skateboarding: Blade and board solo or with these group classes:

  • London Skate Life & London Skate Crew offer both group and private lessons.
  • Zebra Rollerblading and Skateboarding hold classes for kids.

Football: If you fancy a game with friends, you can book a pitch field for one-off games:

  • AstroTurf Floodlit is bookable up to four weeks in advance.
  • Grass Sports Pitches is bookable up to seven days in advance.
  • Otherwise, just have a kick-about on Hyde Park's expanse of grass.

Swimming: In the warmer months, you can enjoy the Serpentine open swim area during its morning, afternoon, or evening sessions. At time of writing, Serpentine Swimming Club, which swims in the Lido daily, isn't accepting new members. You can watch them, though — even on Christmas Day.

Horse riding:

  • Hyde Park Stables offers everything from pony riding for kids to adult horse riding lessons all year round. You'll ride along Hyde Park's designated sand track horse riding path, Rotten Row, located on South Carriage Drive.
  • Ross Nye Stables on North Carriage Drive, offers lessons for all ages and takes learners for rides around the trails of Hyde Park's perimeter and its two outdoor arenas.

Park Sports Hyde Park: Feeling competitive? Play, tennis, football, lawn bowls, table tennis and other sports at Park Sports Hyde Park, open daily, 7am-9pm. There's a cafe next door, offering indoor and outdoor seating overlooking the competitive green area.

Boating: Pedal or row your way along the Serpentine; boat hire is open throughout the year for 30-60 minute sessions.

Gardening: Pick up new gardening tricks or check on your own (or others') plants in Kensington Gardens' volunteer-run, public garden. It's open every day, free, and all are welcome to learn about sustainability and growing vegetables organically.

Food and drink in Hyde Park and Kensington GardensThe Magazine is a stylish place to eat. Image: Londonist.Hyde Park Serpentine Bar and Kitchen: Stop for a bite and a stunning view of the Serpentine on this restaurant's terrace. Owned by Benugo, they have wood-fired pizza, fish and chips, burgers, salads, sandwiches and ice cream. * The Serpentine Lido Cafe: This smaller cafe offers waterfront, as well as indoor, seating — and is great for enjoying more views of the Serpentine with a coffee/sandwich in hand. * The Magazine: Also operated by Benugo, you can dine under futuristic ceilings after exploring the Serpentine North Gallery (see above). Their menu focuses on sustainability and seasonality for "maximum taste and minimum waste." * The Lodge Cafe:* A quaint cafe snugged in Apsley Gate (and easy to miss); this cafe's outdoor seating has a perfect view of Hyde Park Corner. It offers sandwiches, pizza, pastries and, importantly, caffeine.

The Serpentine Coffee House. Image: Londonist.Kensington Gardens The Orangery Restaurant: Located next to the palace in a building made for Queen Anne, this restaurant offers a wide selection of teas, wines and — if you're feeling posh — champagne, with an outside terrace where you can soak up elegant views. * Kensington Palace Pavilion: A gorgeous tea room with pristine white seating and tablecloth settings where you can enjoy traditional afternoon tea, just like the royals. * Kensington Palace Cafe: A decent place to enjoy a reviving cuppa, while surrounded by royal history. * Luba's Green Hut Café:* A green cabman's shelter, known for serving up a cup of tea and a sausage bap with a smile — located between the Queensgate & Kensington Gardens entrance.

Colicci Cafes: There are many of these pop-up kiosk-type cafes in Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens, and they're all owned by the artisan family brand Coliccci, which was established in 1982 as an ice cream truck business. Each little hut serves varying selections, from lattes and lemonade, to pizza and waffles. Here's where you'll find them. They also run The Serpentine Lido Cafe (see above).

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"New research shows that London is the world's best city for XYZ!"

How many times have you seen a headline like that? Behind every one is a press release. They're put out by travel companies, pet food brands, betting websites, car firms and anyone else who wants to see their brand appear in the news.

The research is often poor, with tiny sample sizes, leading questions and cherry-picked analysis. Occasionally, it's done well and is genuinely quite interesting. Very rarely does it meet the kind of threshold where we'd publish it. Which is a shame because we're emailed dozens of these things every month.

So, just for a laugh, we thought we'd round up the best and worst from the past four weeks (without mentioning the brands). Take each one with London's biggest pinch of salt.

What we learned about London's boroughs this monthWestminster apparently uses more energy than any other borough. Perhaps this is why.* Lambeth is the borough whose roads need the most maintenance (according to a driving school) * Westminster consumes more energy than any other London Borough (according to an electric car leasing service) * Westminster has the most electric vehicle charge points of any UK area (according to an electric car leasing service) * Westminster is the most expensive place in the UK to own a car, with the City second (according to a motor insurance company who use 'City of London' and 'London' interchangeably) * Westminster is the most burgled area in London (according to an insurance company) * Bexley is the least burgled area in London (according to an insurance company) * Tower Hamlets is the best borough for home working; the City is the worst (according to a 'digital tool provider') * Richmond-upon-Thames is London's greenest borough, and the greenest area in the UK (according to an electric car company)

What we learned about London this monthLondoners apparently don't want to give up smoking* London is the biggest suntrap in the UK! (according to an online betting company) * London ranks 69th in a list of cities wanting to give up smoking (according to a rehab company) * London is the sixth best European city for foodies to visit this Easter (according to a luggage storage company) * London is the best city in the world for music lovers this year (according to a persistent luggage storage company) * London is the origin of more bands and (music) artists than any other UK city (according to an online betting company) * London is the third worst city in the UK for traffic accidents (according to an insurance company) * Londoners have the most desirable accents in the UK (according to an online language learning company) * More people cook from recipes in London than anywhere else in the UK (according to a seafood company) * London has the fourth most-instagrammable festival in the UK (according to hashtag research by a fashion brand) * London is the UK city that is 13th-most interested in being healthy (according to research by a fitness website) * London is the joint-11th best place in the world for overseas students to study (according to a student portal) * London is the second most expensive city in which to buy a property (according to a Forex company) * 77% of Londoners are planning to attend a street party for the Coronation (according to an online supermarket)

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Kentish Town Tube Station To Close For A YEARGlitchy escalators need replacing.

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Coronavirus Memorial To TfL Workers Unveiled In CityOver 100 TfL workers passed away due to the virus.

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Superloop Update: TfL Reveals Maps Of Planned New Bus RoutesAnd a chance to have your say in a public consultation.

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Outdoor Cinema In London: Where To Watch Films In The Open Air This SummerDitch the multiplex for movie screenings on rooftops and in parks.

Spot The "Crowndels" Across London's Tube And Rail StationsCoronation treat.

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The Top 11 Exhibitions To See In London: May 2023Ogle art in galleries, museums, a station and on a rooftop.

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71 Marvellous Things To Do In London In May 2023New musicals, Chelsea Flower Show and a coronation.

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It's one of the world's most famous residences — but how exactly do you get into Buckingham Palace? We've listed the ways you can experience the official London residence of King Charles III — and the good news is none of them involve climbing in through the window al la Michael Fagan.

Visit the State RoomsThe best way to see Buckingham Palace is to visit the State Rooms during open season. Royal Collection Trust / © His Majesty King Charles III 2023.For a proper snoop around the heart of Buckingham Palace, you'll want to visit the State Rooms. For 10 weeks every summer (14 July-24 September 2023), visitors are invited to wander up the Grand Staircase, and into the Throne Room (where official photos are snapped), the Ballroom (where for some reason Donald Trump was once hosted on a state visit), and the White Drawing Room (with its 'secret' door into which Elizabeth II would sometimes vanish — especially when Donald Trump was around). A pretty good audio guide leads the way, dropping little vignettes and titbits as you go. It lasts about 90 minutes, and adult tickets are £30 (which includes whatever exhibition is on at the palace at the time).

How much is that doggy in the window? £25 actually. Image: Londonist.For our money, the most memorable part of the State Rooms experience is having a coffee at the cafe out the back of the palace, overlooking the lawns. You get to see another side of the palace (quite literally), and there's also a gift shop, which will meet all your stuffed corgi needs.

Personally guided (and frankly spendy) tours are offered March to May, and sell out quickly.

Visit the Queen's GallerySee how the other half live, at the Queen's Gallery. Image: public domainPart of the Buckingham Palace complex, the Queen's Gallery invites you to bathe in the cultural riches of royalty: Queen Charlotte's tortoiseshell and gold notebook; absurdly ornate furniture; an embarrassment of priceless paintings by the ilk of Canaletto and da Vinci. There are changing exhibitions, enlightening lectures, and it's easier to access than the State Rooms — because it's open all year (although not on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and special occasions). Again, if you're a tax paying Brit, you might hope that you could visit without paying a penny, but that's not the case — adult tickets are a kingly/queenly £17. Still, those ornate gold frames don't pay for themselves...

Visit the Royal MewsIf you like your set of wheels to be golden, stately, and pulled by a bunch of horses with manes more coiffured than Rylan, the Royal Mews is for you. Here, in these working stables you can ogle the various carriages that have whisked the royals through the streets of London and beyond. Whereas you might expect this kind of thing to be part of a visit to Buckingham Palace, like the Queen's Gallery, it's a separate attraction, with adult entry setting you back a not insignificant £15.

Watch Changing the GuardChanging the Guard is a quintessential way to see Buckingham Palace. Image: LondonistA quintessential (and free) way to experience the pomp and circumstance of Buckingham Palace, the Changing (of) the Guard ceremony takes place on Monday, Wednesday, Friday & Sunday (check dates though, because it's doesn't always happen). It sees the Old Guard at Buckingham Palace form outside the palace (10.30am), joined by the Old Guard at St James's Palace (10.45am) before both are relieved by the New Guard, who arrive from Wellington Baracks (11am), blasting out music. With all the red tunics and bearskin hats, this is a favourite with tourists, who often arrive early to press their faces against the railings and snap hundreds of photos.

Despite the stuffy formality, Changing the Guard has its joyous moments; especially when the band does a pop number:

There was some special music at today's Changing the Guard...#Lionesses@ArmyinLondon | @England | @Lionesses pic.twitter.com/0HTol7Xb5I

— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) July 30, 2022

A few years back we spoke to people who'd gone to watch Changing the Guard.

Get invited to a garden partyThe Buckingham Palace they didn't want you to see (well, it's the back of Buckingham Palace, anyway) Image: LondonistMore people than you might think get invited to a garden party at Buckingham Palace — they throw three a year, inviting a good few thousand people each time. Unfortunately, there's no ballot for such a thing, neither can you 'encourage' an invitation by slipping one of the King's Guards a £20 note. Guests at these garden parties tend to be members of various societies, government departments, religious setups and the like, so if you're especially keen to eat cucumber sandwiches with Camilla, better join a worthy organisation and hope for the best. Bit of a long shot, perhaps.

Go on a virtual tourThe official virtual tour is limited, but the BBC has a better one. Image: Royal.ukInfinitely more realistic, this one — in fact you can do it right this second. The Royal Family's official website leads you through three of the State Rooms you'd see if you visited as a tourist, picking out items of interest along the way, such as Victoria and Albert's grand piano. It's a shame you can't see more of the palace — except that, with this 3D BBC video, you can. Huzzah!

We'll also point you in the direction of our own articles: A Brief History Of Buckingham Palace and 13 Secrets Of Buckingham Palace

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Planet Wakehurst by Catherine Nelson is unveiled this month. Image: (c) RBG KewExciting things to do close to the capital in May, all easily accessible in a day trip.

1. SWEEPS FESTIVAL: As May begins, there's still time to catch the Rochester Sweeps Festival, a May Day celebration of folk music and dance in the Medway town. Expect to see Morris dancers from all over the world performing in the streets, along with live music in parks, pubs and other venues, as well as plenty of market stalls to browse. While you're heading to that part of the world, have a read of our guide to things to do in Rochester. 29 April-1 May (Kent)

2. DISCOVERING HOGWARTS: The Warner Bros Studio Tour opens a new feature for the summer. Celebrating the venue's 11th year — the age when young wizards receive their Hogwarts letters — Discovering Hogwarts brings to life scenes from Harry Potter's early years at the magical boarding school, including one of his first experiences of magic; Professor Flitwick’s Charms class. 2 May-4 September (Hertfordshire)

3. BLUEBELL WALK: Bates Green Farm in Arlington has a spectacular display of bluebells, with a 1.1km walking route open to the public in April and May. But there's an extra-special open day on 4 May, raising money for the Sussex Cancer Fund. Wander past the lilac carpet, then enjoy lunch or refreshments in the barn. 4 May (East Sussex)

4. BRIGHTON FESTIVAL: Multi-arts event Brighton Festival takes over the seaside city with theatre, dance, circus and music performances throughout May. The programme is extensive, so it could be tricky to narrow it down, but we like the look of interactive art installation Groundswell, dance circus show Out Of Chaos, and drag cabaret opera Abomination. Take a look at our guide to Brighton for other things to see and do while you're there. 6-28 May (East Sussex)

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5. TUNBRIDGE WELLS LITERARY FESTIVAL: Children's author Michael Rosen, TV presenter Sir Michael Parkinson, crime fiction authors Dorothy Koomson and Nadine Matheson, and actor Richard E Grant are among the names on the impressive line-up at Tunbridge Wells Literary Festival. There's also a Comicon gathering, on the final day. Why not make a day of it with our guide to things to do in the royal spa town. 11-14 May (Kent)

6. ROYAL WINDSOR HORSE SHOW: Equestrian fans flock to Windsor in mid-May for the Royal Windsor Horse Show, five days of showjumping, dressage and pageant shows, all against the backdrop of the royal residence. Expect to see plenty of Union Jack bunting and decorations left around the area from a certain event a couple of weeks before... 11-14 May (Berkshire)

7. VAN GOGH ALIVE: A life-sized representation of Van Gogh's bedroom, as depicted in one of his paintings, is just one of the features of Van Gogh Alive, an immersive art experience opening in Brighton Dome. There's also a sunflower room — a mirrored space with hundreds of sunflowers — ideal for snapping selfies, and an exhibition to familiarise you with Van Gogh's life and work. From 12 May (East Sussex)

8. PLANET WAKEHURST: Kew Gardens' sister site, Wakehurst, is about to become home to the UK's largest outdoor art installation. Planet Wakehurst is a photo montage of the gardens' plant collections by artist Catherine Nelson, on a hugecanvas stretching 1550m2 around the listed 16th century mansion in the centre of the gardens. From 18 May (West Sussex)

Planet Wakehurst by Catherine Nelson is unveiled in May. Image: RBG Kew9. NATIONAL FLOWER SHOW: Flower Power takes over the grounds of Hylands House for the National Flower Show, which has a Dr Dolittle theme this year. The centrepiece is a floral pavilion where nurseries from all over compete for the Best In Show award, and elsewhere you can stock up on everything from gerberas to gazebos, attend gardening talks, and wander around floral art installations. 19-21 May (Essex)

10. RICKMANSWORTH FESTIVAL: Running alongside the Grand Union Canal, the Rickmansworth Festival is a celebration of the waterways, with historic boats and pleasure craft on display on the water, boat trips available from Batchworth Lock, plus live music, a barbecue, bars, charity and craft stalls, and more. Best of all, you can get to it on the tube (Metropolitan line). 20-21 May (Hertfordshire)

11. WATERCRESS FESTIVAL: Watercress probably doesn't feature much in your day to day life, but it's big news in the bucolic town of Alresford. Thousands of visitors descend to celebrate watercress, which is grown in abundance locally — there's even a railway line dedicated to it. The Alresford Watercress Festival is a huge street blowout with stalls (thanksfully) selling a lot more than just watercress. A parade of dancers and performers also waltzes up the main street, handing out bunches of watercress to the crowds. 21 May (Hampshire)****

The gorgeous Blenheim Palace hosts a food festival. Image: Blenheim Palace12. LEONARDSLEE LATES: The 260-acre Leonardslee estate stays open late on selected evenings, timed to coincide with when the rhododendrons and azaleas should be bloom. Stroll around the gardens at dusk enjoying live jazz and swing music, with food and drink available to buy and the gift shop open for late-night shopping. 26-28 May (West Sussex)

13. FOOD FESTIVAL: The stunning Blenheim Palace is worth a visit any time of year — but even more so when the Blenheim Palace Food Festival is on. For all three days of the late May bank holiday weekend, wander among stalls manned by top chefs and producers selling street food to eat on site, as well as products and ingredients to take home and use when whipping up your own dishes. 27-29 May (Oxfordshire)

14. HEVER FESTIVAL: If you've ever visited the wonderful Hever Castle in the summer, you'll have noticed the Hever Festival Theatre in the grounds — it's the longest-running open-air theatre in south-east England and celebrates its 40th anniversary this year. Each summer, there's a programme of drama, comedy and live music, and the 2023 season kicks off at the end of this month with As You Like It and Matilda the Musical. From 27 May (Kent)

15. THE QUEEN'S JOUST: Another of Kent's fine bastions, Leeds Castle, holds a jousting tournament, included in the price of your admission ticket over the bank holiday weekend. The Queen's Joust sees knights from England and France competing for the coveted Leeds Castle International Cup. 27-29 May (Kent)

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Black-Owned Hackney Market at Bohemia Place. Image by Black-Owned Hackney.The Black-Owned Hackney markets: great in every season, but surely best of all when spring/summer lands.

To be fair, we've seen and been part of the big crowds that the night markets, run by BlackEatsLDN, can draw even in the depths of winter. But their summer line-up announcement: over the last couple of years that's become one of the annual milestones that let you start to feel like, okay, long days and warm nights might be on the horizon now for real.

What's happening?

A free market in Bohemia Place in Hackney — two minutes away from Hackney Central station, and conveniently close to a lot (a lot) of great taprooms, clubs, and afterparties.

Expect a regularly-changing lineup of traders including street food stalls, designers, artisan makers, DJ sets, and more.

The events are part of BlackEatLDN's wider remit — '...celebrating and showcasing the best in Black-owned hospitality businesses across the UK... a space for Black-owned businesses to feel seen and for all types of foodies to explore the incredible food cultures on offer in our communities.'

And the dates?

So far, these are the day and night market dates for 2023 — but keep a watch on the BlackEatsLDN website for more additions to the line-up.

The night markets are on Fridays, from 6-10pm, with the Saturday-Sunday market dates from 12-6pm.

  • 28-30 April
  • 26-27 May
  • 23-25 June
  • 28-30 July
  • 25-26 August
  • 15-17 September
  • 6-8 October

And if you don't want to go to east London?

We cannot relate, but fine: if you want to catch them on the other side of the city, they'll be in south London the final two weekends of May, for the Brockwell Park festival series, including XtheTracks, Project 6, and City Splash, plus others.

Black-Owned Hackney at Bohemia Place Markets.

All images by Black-Owned Hackney/BlackEatsLDN.

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Pan Pacific London is an authentically Singaporean haven in the heart of the City. It boasts top tier Asian fusion dining options, an 18.5 metre infinity pool, and stunning rooms designed to give you the best sleep of your life — all of which you'll get to sample if you're lucky enough to win our competition.

The winner gets an overnight stay for two in a stunning room equipped with Nespresso coffee machines, Dyson hairdryers and luxurious Diptyque bathroom amenities. During that time, you and your guest will enjoy access to the hotel's crowning glory: a sensory wellbeing floor featuring sauna and steam rooms, cutting-edge gym equipment, and that gorgeous infinity pool.

On top of all that, you'll both be treated to Pan Pacific London's Floral Fantasy Afternoon Tea in The Orchid Lounge.

This stunning spread features siu mai dumplings, matcha scones, fluffy pandan buns, and four flower-inspired patisserie — including lavender ganache and lemon confit macaroon, and a raspberry and pistachio choux bun.

If all that sounds too tempting to leave up to Lady Luck, we've got more good news for you: Pan Pacific London's Merry May room package. This gets you an overnight stay and full access to the wellbeing facilities — plus breakfast and cocktails in the Ginger Lily Bar — for 15% less. It's valid across all three of the May bank holiday weekends, to help you really make the most of your extra time off.

To find out more, click here — or fill in the form below to enter our competition. Hurry, it closes at 11.59pm on 19 May! Terms and conditions apply*.

*Terms and conditions: There will be one winner. The winner will be notified via email within five working days of the competition end date. The winner will have five working days to respond, after which another winner will be chosen. Subject to availability.

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Image: @lukasandloreAs prizes go, a night in one of the Square Mile's chicest five-star hotels with your favourite person has to be up there with the best. Add an exquisite afternoon tea and access to state-of-the-art wellbeing facilities and we're betting even the most committed homebody will be reaching for their suitcase!

Pan Pacific London is an authentically Singaporean haven in the heart of the City. It boasts top tier Asian fusion dining options, an 18.5 metre infinity pool, and stunning rooms designed to give you the best sleep of your life — all of which you'll get to sample if you're lucky enough to win our competition.

The winner gets an overnight stay for two in a stunning room equipped with Nespresso coffee machines, Dyson hairdryers and luxurious Diptyque bathroom amenities. During that time, you and your guest will enjoy access to the hotel's crowning glory: a sensory wellbeing floor featuring sauna and steam rooms, cutting-edge gym equipment, and that gorgeous infinity pool.

On top of all that, you'll both be treated to Pan Pacific London's Floral Fantasy Afternoon Tea in The Orchid Lounge.

This stunning spread features siu mai dumplings, matcha scones, fluffy pandan buns, and four flower-inspired patisserie — including lavender ganache and lemon confit macaroon, and a raspberry and pistachio choux bun.

If all that sounds too tempting to leave up to Lady Luck, we've got more good news for you: Pan Pacific London's Merry May room package. This gets you an overnight stay and full access to the wellbeing facilities — plus breakfast and cocktails in the Ginger Lily Bar — for 15% less. It's valid across all three of the May bank holiday weekends, to help you really make the most of your extra time off.

To find out more, click here — or fill in the form below to enter our competition. Hurry, it closes at 11.59pm on 19 May! Terms and conditions apply*.

*Terms and conditions: There will be one winner. The winner will be notified via email within five working days of the competition end date. The winner will have five working days to respond, after which another winner will be chosen. Subject to availability.

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Things to do this month is sponsored by Go City.

Head to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commons1. BANK HOLIDAYS: Monday 1 May is a bank holiday, as is Monday 8 May and Monday 29 May, so you'll be needing our guide to spending a bank holiday weekend in London.

2. CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 29 April-1 May

3. DEPTFORD JACK: It wouldn't be a bank holiday in London without a bizarre tradition taking place somewhere. Enter the Deptford Jack in the Green, a traditional procession around the Deptford area which was revived by the Blackheath Morris Men in the 1980s. The central character is the Jack in the Green, a man covered in a frame of greenery. Starts and finishes at the Dog & Bell. *FREE,* 1 May

4. ROCKY HORROR: Legendary musical The Rocky Horror Show opens at The Peacock Theatre at Sadler's Wells for a six-week run starring Strictly Come Dancing winner, Ore Oduba. From 3 May

5. ARAB WOMEN FILMMAKERS: Holborn's The Garden Cinema hosts Mukhrijat: Arab Women Filmmakers, a film festival showing recent key feature films made by Arab women directors that tell everyday human stories from the Arab world. Q&A sessions and other events also feature on the progamme. *4-19 May*

Brew LDN holds its last ever event at Printworks6. DUNKIRK AT THE DOCKS: Over the Coronation weekend (more on which below), St Katharine Docks hosts a Dunkirk at the Docks Classic Boat Festival, thought to be 'the largest UK gathering of Dunkirk Little Ships in years'. 35 of the vessels used in the Dunkirk evacuation in 1940 are on display, with a tea dance and other events taking place on dry land over the weekend too. 5-8 May

7. BREW LDN: Beer festival Brew LDN is back, taking over Printworks in Rotherhithe for two days of craft beer, cider, food and music — it's last time the event will be held at the venue, which is closing soon. Sample drinks from a range of breweries — including Badger Brewery, Cloak and Dagger Brewing, Freedom Brewery, Toast Ale, and more. 5-6 May

8. THE TACOVER: Apparently London's only taco festival, The Tacover is at Signature Brew in Walthamstow, celebrating Mexican Street food. Held in association with the Mexican embassy, the foodie event champions authentic Mexican owned brands from across the UK, with 30 taco vendors (including vegan and Halal options) present at four sessions across two days. 6-7 May

9. CORONATION WEEKEND: The biggest event in London in May 2023 is of course the coronation of King Charles III. We've got the lowdown on what's happening for the coronation, royal-themed events that weekend, special coronation afternoon teas — and how to avoid the coronation altogether if it's just not your thing. 6-8 May

10. GARDEN OPEN DAYS: Did you know that on a few weekends each year, you can visit the Hampton Court Palace gardens for free? The Garden Open Days offer free access to the grounds (excluding the maze and Magic Garden playground), and there are three of them this month (though note that the first one is part of a coronation screening event, so likely to be very busy, plenty of Union Jacks, that kind of vibe). FREE, 6 and 20-21 May

Taco look at what's on offer at The Tacover11. LONDON CRAFT WEEK: Quilts? Tick. Paper flowers? Of course. Keyrings made from eggshells? Naturally. Find out about some of the more unusual things being made here in the capital at London Craft Week. Workshops, demonstrations, talks and workshop tours feature in the programme, showcasing the handiwork of London's makers. 8-14 May

12. PHOTO LONDON: International fair Photo London is back at Somerset House for a celebration of all things snap happy. As well as a chance to collect and purchase photos from around the world, there are talks, tours and workshops on all aspects of photography. 10-14 May

13. OPEN AIR THEATRE: The Regent's Park Open Air Theatre kicks off its season with a production of Once On This Island, a musical about prejudice, set in the Caribbean. Watch the show at the open-air auditorium, located in the middle of Regent's Park. Read our guide to outdoor culture for more al fresco fun this summer. From 10 May

14. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: 2005 film Brokeback Mountain has been made into a 'play with music', coming to Soho Place for two months. It's the story of cowboys Ennis and Jack who take isolated jobs in 1960s Wyoming, and find themselves in a complex relationship. Mike Faist and Lucas Hedges star in this world premiere production. From 10 May

15. QUEER COMEDY CLUB: Have you heard?London's getting a dedicated LGBTQ+ comedy club, offering a safe space for LGBTQ+ comedians. The Queer Comedy Club in Archway has its inaugural show on Thursday 11 May, featuring Josh Jones, Dee Allum, Ben Pollard and Kathy Maniura. 11 May

Prices start at £50 at the Affordable Art Fair.16. WIMBLEDON ART FAIR: More than 150 artists exhibit at Wimbledon Art Fair, giving you a chance to purchase artworks directly from their creators. There's also a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios. FREE ENTRY, 11-14 May****

17. AFFORDABLE ART FAIR: In fact There's a double dose of art fairs this weekend as the Affordable Art Fair pitches up in Hampstead, selling thousands of contemporary artworks with prices starting at £50. 11-14 May

18. DISNEY 100: This year marks 100 years since the founding of the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio, so there are plenty of Disney 100 events taking place around the world, including an immersive Disney experience right here in London. The Wonder of Friendship involves four themed rooms, namely: the Alice in Wonderland Garden of Mystery; the Lilo & Stitch Ohana Bay; the Lion King Orchestral Oasis; and the Mickey and Friends Wonderverse, and is recommended for people 18+. From 12 May

19. MRS DOUBTFIRE: HELLO poppets! Legendary Robin Williams film Mrs Doubtfire has been turned into a stage musical, making its London debut at the Shaftesbury Theatre, telling the story of a separated father who assumes the role of nanny Euphegenia Doubtfire in a bid to see his children. From 12 May

20. KENSINGTON DOLLSHOUSE FESTIVAL: Experience life in miniature at the Kensington Dollshouse Festival. 120 top miniaturists from around the world exhibit and sell their works for anyone looking to kit out their own dolls house, plus there are displays, kids' activities and more. *12-13 May*

Rock And Roll Bride Live is not your normal wedding fair21. DULWICH FESTIVAL: Theatre, music, talks, dancing, fairs, exhibitions and more form part of the full-to-brimming Dulwich Festival programme, which celebrates the history and culture of the local area. Highlights include the artists' open house weekend, and Dulwich Park Fair. Some events FREE, 12-21 May

22. EUROVISION: If you're partial to sequins, disco balls and cheese by the truckload, put 13 May in your diary. That's the date of the Eurovision final, and the celebrations are likely to be bigger than ever this year, as the action is held on home turf in Liverpool — on behalf of last year's winner, Ukraine. Here's our guide to London Eurovision parties and screenings. 13 May

23. RUISLIP LIDO RAILWAY: Choo choo! The Ruislip Lido Railway (which we're partial to riding ourselves) holds a Gala Weekend, where the public can get a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep the railway running. Visit the workshop and yard, sit in some of the locomotives on display, and — if you like what you see — find out about becoming a volunteer there. 13-14 May


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24. BRIDGES OF BRITAIN WALK: Sign up to walk seven miles across 11 London bridges in aid of charity Lymphoma Action. Join the route in person and walk from Vauxhall Bridge to Tower Bridge, or sign up to walk a similar distance remotely, in your own local area. 14 May

25. ROCK N ROLL BRIDE: Planning your wedding, but not much of a traditionalist? Rock N Roll Bride Live is probably the wedding fair for you, specialising in alternative wedding suppliers, (think rainbow cakes, skull rings, neon signs), plus talks, workshops and goody bags. 14 May

Shakespeare is the focus of this year's Firsts rare book fair. Photo: Clare Hughes Photography26. PUPPET FESTIVAL: One of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival is back. It celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, as seen/recorded by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662, and draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops. FREE, 14 May

27. URBAN VILLAGE FETE: Live music and dancing, street food stalls, crafting workshops, and talks on topics including sports and sustainability are all part of the Urban Village Fete. It's a family-friendly event taking over Greenwich Peninsula. FREE entry (charge for some workshops), 14 May

28. MODEL RAILWAY OPEN DAY: Head to King's Cross for the Spring Open Day at the world's oldest model railway club. Chat to current members and see some of their layouts in action, as well as others still under construction. Free, 14 May

29. MAUSOLEUM TOUR: Take a rare tour of the Kilmorey Mausoleum in Twickenham and the surrounding garden — listening to stories about its secret tunnel from local guides. There's also a plant sale, and tips from wildlife experts. 14 May

30. KITE DAY: Let's go fly a kite... at the annual Streatham Common Kite Day. Watch demonstrations by kite-flying experts from all over the world, with models of up to 30 metres in length taking to the skies. Take your own kite along to join in, or simply wander around enjoying live music and food stalls, while the action takes place overhead. FREE, 14 May

The Offbeat Sari opens at Design Museum. Photo: Bikramjit Bose31. GRAND FLANEUR WALK: 'The most dandified walk of a lifetime' is how organisers describe the Grand Flaneur Walk, a stroll without purpose, with participants wearing their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches, the works! FREE, 14 May

32. HOT AIR BALLOONS: We've got our fingers crossed that the weather conditions are ideal for the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta, which sees dozens of balloons gliding over the London skyline early one Sunday morning. It hasn't taken place since 2019, and there are two dates in May and one in July set aside for it this year. FREE, 14/21 May

33. HUNTERIAN REOPENS: Closed since 2019, the Hunterian Museum in Lincoln's Inn Fields finally reopens this month. It contains 14,000 specimens belonging to 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter, and tells the history of surgery using various instruments, drawings, models and the like. FREE, 16 May

34. DEF LEPPARD: All five members of rock band Def Leppard take time out from their current tour to appear on stage together at Southbank Centre for the launch of new book, Definitely: The Official Story of Def Leppard. The book is narrated by the band and features photographs from their personal archives. 16 May

35. BEATING THE BOUNDS: We love London's many unusual traditions and customs, including Beating the Bounds, an ancient ritual still observed at the church of All Hallows by the Tower and scheduled for 18 May 2023. Watch as members of the Clergy and Livery Companies visit each parish boundary to pray for protection and blessings — including boarding a boat to reach a boundary marker in the middle of the Thames. FREE, 18 May

Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture opens at Museum of London Docklands. Image: Indian indenture ship SS Chenab by A.G Linney © Museum of London36. KINGSTON BEER FESTIVAL: Kingston Workmen's Club and Institute — just a few minutes' walk from the station — hosts the Kingston Beer Festival. Sample some of 70 ales — many brewed locally — and 11 ciders and perries. The event supports charity Princess Alice Hospice. 18-20 May

37. RARE BOOKS: Books, original manuscripts, letters and rare items are all for sale at the annual Firsts: London's Rare Book Fair. Taking place at Chelsea's Saatchi Gallery, this year it has a theme of 'Shakespeare: 400 Years of Influence',with special focus on rare editions and objects related to the Bard's works. An original Peggy Fortnum illustration of Paddington Bear, a first edition of Moby Dick, and a rare signed presentation copy of Karl Marx's Das Kapital are among the other highlights. 18-21 May

38. CHINA'S HIDDEN CENTURY: The British Museum opens a new exhibition, China's hidden century, about events in the country in the 19th century, when 2,00 years of dynastic rule came to an end and modern republicanism took over. The show illuminates the lives of individuals — an empress, a dancer, a soldier, an artist, a housewife, a merchant and a diplomat — and contains items including cloisonné vases given by the Last Emperor's court to King George and Queen Mary for their coronation in 1911. 18 May-8 October

39. THE OFFBEAT SARI: Hopping from China (above), to India, The Offbeat Sari is Design Museum's newest exhibition. It looks at the multiple definitions of the modern Sari — worn by some as an everyday garment, and others only for more formal occasions — and how its unstitched form has allowed designers to experiment with it over the years. From 19 May

40. INDO + CARIBBEAN: Museum of London Docklands opens a free new display, Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture, which explores the underrepresented history of Indian indenture (people being contracted to work without salary for a specific period) in the British Caribbean. Timed to mark the 75th anniversary of Empire Windrush arriving in London, it draws on family histories to explore Indo-Caribbean culture in London today, and features contracts, shipping company records, postcards, and papers from the Parliamentary Archives. FREE, 19 May-19 November

The face of regret at the Hot Sauce Festival. Photo: Alistair Veryard Photography.41. CHEAM CHARTER FAIR: Rumour has it that the Cheam Charter Fair dates back to 1259 — though even the modern-day organisers can't verify that. Either way, head to the London-Surrey border for a traditional fair of stalls, kicked off with a procession at 9am. 20 May

42. GROUNDHOG DAY: Tim Minchin's Olivier Award-winning musical Groundhog Day returns to London, gracing the stage of the Old Vic with the story of a TV weatherman getting stuck in a timeloop when sent to cover the annual Groundhog Day event in the small town of Punxsutawney. From 20 May

43. MOONWALK: Sign up to take part in the London Moonwalk on Clapham Common, raising money for breast cancer charities. Walk 15.1 or 26.2 miles at night, with decorated bras and themed outfits very much encouraged. 20 May

44. HOT SAUCE FESTIVAL: How hot is too hot for you? Find out at the Hot Sauce Festival in Peckham, where hundreds of small-batch sauces from 40+ traders are available to try and buy, along with live music, games, street food — and a bar for those all-important, palate-cleansing drinks. 20 May

45. CHELSEA FRINGE: Tying in with the Chelsea Flower Show (see below), the Chelsea Fringe is a gardening festival run by local people, for local people. Events this year include a guided walks, talks and art events. 20-28 May

Roundhouse Poetry Collective is part of The Last Word Festival46. LONDON TO BRIGHTON: Get down to Cheam Recreation Ground early doors to see the London to Brighton Mini Run setting off, with Minis of all ages and conditions joining the route, organised by the London & Surrey Mini Owners Club. You'll need a ticket to access the start line, but if you're in the surrounding area, you might catch a glimpse of them setting off. Exact time hasn't been announced, but they start gathering from 5am (!). 21 May

47. CHELSEA IN BLOOM: West London gets a floral glow-up as free flower festival Chelsea in Bloom returns. The theme this year is Flowers on Film; expect to see large-scale floral installations at shops, restaurants and other businesses around Chelsea, including a giant Oscars statue on Pavilion Road. FREE 22-28 May****

48. BELGRAVIA IN BLOOM: While Chelsea gets all floral, neighbouring Belgravia adopts an 'Into the Wild' theme for its own flower festival, Belgravia in Bloom. Again, expect to see plenty of large-scale installations, including flower arches and sculptures, as you wander around. FREE, 22-29 May

49. LAST WORD FESTIVAL: Spoken word festival The Last Word takes over The Roundhouse in Camden for poetry events, theatre, live podcasts and more. It kicks off with the heats of this year's Poetry Slam. 22 May-18 June

50. CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW: A calendar highlight for any green-fingered Londoner, the RHS Chelsea Flower Show takes over the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea, with gardeners from all over the country showing off their work; stalls where you can buy flowers and plants to take home; and a chance to pick up tips from gardening experts. *23-27 May*

May in London means... Chelsea Flower Show. Image: RHS51. SADIQ KHAN: Mayor of London Sadiq Khan has written a book — and you can hear him discuss it at Southbank Centre this month. Breathe focuses on air pollution and the climate crisis, also touching on politics, life, and the future of London. 24 May

52. PODCAST SHOW: Make a podcast? Want to make a podcast? The Podcast Show is the place for you, featuring live podcast stage shows, 350+ speakers, 150+ panel sessions, networking events and more, all taking place at the Business Design Centre in Islington. 24-25 May

53. SPITTING IMAGE THE MUSICAL: Fans of satirical puppet show Spitting Image are in for a treat, as Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical comes to the Peacock Theatre. Over 100 puppets feature, including likenesses of Tom Cruise, Greta Thunberg, Meghan Markle, Tyson Fury, RuPaul, Angela Rayner, Idris Elba, Ant & Dec, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, Stormzy, Vladimir Putin... and many more. From 24 May

54. DARTS: The season semi-finals and final of Premier League Darts takes place at The O2, the result of 17 nights of the sport played at venues all over the UK. See the final four players battle it out for the top prize of £275,000. Wouldn't be surprised if security's tighter than usual at this one — it's sponsored by Cazoo, who also sponsored the snooker at The Crucible which was interrupted by Just Stop Oil protesters in April. 25 May

After last year's inaugural event, The Podcast Show returns.55. MCM COMIC CON: Dust off your cape — MCM Comic Con is back at ExCeL London. Highlights include guest stars, author talks, costume competitions and more. 26-28 May

56. POLAR SILK ROAD: The Natural History Museum opens a new, free display, The Polar Silk Road, displaying the work of artist and photographer Gregor Sailer. View 67 photographs and a short film discussing the wide-ranging impacts of the climate crisis, including how melting ice across the Arctic is opening shorter sea routes in an area becoming widely known as the Polar Silk Road. FREE, from 26 May

57. SOAPBOX SCIENCE: Leading scientists take to their soapboxes to discuss their areas of expertise; Soapbox Science pops up on South Bank, with sharks, DNA and brain tumours among the topics covered by representatives from ZSL, UCL, the University of Cambridge and other eminent institutions. FREE, 27 May****

58. ALLY PALLY 150: This month marks 150 years since Alexandra Palace was first opened to the public, to mark Queen Victoria's 54th birthday. They're throwing a big party to mark the anniversary with live music, palace tours, cinema screenings, a silent disco and more. 27 May

The Polar Silk Road opens at Natural History Museum. Image: EastGRIP I, Northeast Greenland Ice Sheet, Ice Core Project, 2019, © Gregor Sailer59. FOODIES FESTIVAL: Head to Syon Park for Foodies Festival, a three-day celebration of all things edible (and quaffable), with a side of live music. Fleur East, Scouting For Girls and Sophie Ellis-Bextor are among the performers, with live demos by celebrity chefs, street food and artisan markets, kids' cookery sessions, pop-up bars and more. 27-29 May

60. MAY HALF TERM: The final week of May, running into June, is May half term, when the kids are off school. Keep an eye out for our May half term events guide, for plenty of ways to keep them entertained. 27 May-4 June

61. HAYES CANAL FESTIVAL: Hop on a boat and cruise along the Hayes Canal — just one of the events at the Hayes Canal Festival, which also includes exhibitions about the canal's history and sustainability, live music, kids' activities, and a food and drink tent. (Crucial info: it's the Hayes in the Borough of Hillingdon, NOT the Hayes in the Borough of Bromley). FREE, 28 May

62. RIDELONDON 2023: Large parts of central London go traffic-free for RideLondon 2023, a free and family-friendly bike ride that's open to everyone. Ride past the likes of St Paul's, Trafalgar Square and Westminster without the usual traffic. 28 May

Save your appetite for Foodies Festival in Syon Park63. OPERA HOLLAND PARK: Another of our favourite outdoor cultural events in London, Opera Holland Park's summer season gets under way. First on the programme is Giuseppe Verdi's Rigoletto. The City of London Sinfonia and the Opera Holland Park Chorus perform. From 30 May

64. MUSIC FESTIVALS: London's music festival scene really ramps it up a notch towards the end of May when Gala, Slam Dunk, Wide Awake, Cross The Tracks and City Splash all pitch up.

65. WISTERIA HYSTERIA: The bulk of #WisteriaHysteria should be in bloom in London throughout May, with the gorgeous purple (other shades available too) flowers draped over walls, fences and pagodas — here's where to see London's wisteria at its finest.

66. SMELL THE ROSES: May is rose season too, and London has a fair few of the thorny flowers tucked away — these are our eight favourite rose gardens in London.

Last chance to see Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi GalleryLAST CHANCE: A few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to see:

  • 67. EXTINCTION BECKONS: Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons is filled with references to film, politics and colonialism, leaving viewers to draw their own narratives. Our art critic described the Hayward Gallery exhibition as "an invitation to get lost in the worlds Nelson has created — a mind blowing mix of immersive and conceptual art. Unforgettable". Until 7 May
  • 68. BEYOND THE STREETS: Taking over the whole of Chelsea' Saatchi Gallery, Beyond The Streets London is the most comprehensive graffiti and street art exhibition to open in the UK, featuring over 100 international artists. Until 9 May
  • 69. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD: The stage adaptation of Harper Lee's novel To Kill A Mockingbird is only on at the Gielgud Theatre Until 20 May
  • 70. ALADDIN SANE: David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust fans won't want to miss Aladdin Sane, an exhibition at Southbank Centre marking 50 years since the album was released — with an accompanying programme of events. Focus is largely on the iconic lightning bolt cover photograph. Until 28 May
  • 71. PEAKY BLINDERS: Love TV show Peaky Blinders? This is the final month of Peaky Blinders: The Rise, an immersive experience which takes you into the dark world of Tommy Shelby, where you meet the characters, explore the sets, and take part in challenges. Until 28 May

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Things to do this month is sponsored by Go City.

Head to Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade. Photo: garryknight via creative commons1. BANK HOLIDAYS: Monday 1 May is a bank holiday, as is Monday 8 May and Monday 29 May, so you'll be needing our guide to spending a bank holiday weekend in London.

2. CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 29 April-1 May

3. DEPTFORD JACK: It wouldn't be a bank holiday in London without a bizarre tradition taking place somewhere. Enter the Deptford Jack in the Green, a traditional procession around the Deptford area which was revived by the Blackheath Morris Men in the 1980s. The central character is the Jack in the Green, a man covered in a frame of greenery. Starts and finishes at the Dog & Bell. *FREE,* 1 May

4. ROCKY HORROR: Legendary musical The Rocky Horror Show opens at The Peacock Theatre at Sadler's Wells for a six-week run starring Strictly Come Dancing winner, Ore Oduba. From 3 May

5. ARAB WOMEN FILMMAKERS: Holborn's The Garden Cinema hosts Mukhrijat: Arab Women Filmmakers, a film festival showing recent key feature films made by Arab women directors that tell everyday human stories from the Arab world. Q&A sessions and other events also feature on the progamme. *4-19 May*

Brew LDN holds its last ever event at Printworks6. DUNKIRK AT THE DOCKS: Over the Coronation weekend (more on which below), St Katharine Docks hosts a Dunkirk at the Docks Classic Boat Festival, thought to be 'the largest UK gathering of Dunkirk Little Ships in years'. 35 of the vessels used in the Dunkirk evacuation in 1940 are on display, with a tea dance and other events taking place on dry land over the weekend too. 5-8 May

7. BREW LDN: Beer festival Brew LDN is back, taking over Printworks in Rotherhithe for two days of craft beer, cider, food and music — it's last time the event will be held at the venue, which is closing soon. Sample drinks from a range of breweries — including Badger Brewery, Cloak and Dagger Brewing, Freedom Brewery, Toast Ale, and more. 5-6 May

8. THE TACOVER: Apparently London's only taco festival, The Tacover is at Signature Brew in Walthamstow, celebrating Mexican Street food. Held in association with the Mexican embassy, the foodie event champions authentic Mexican owned brands from across the UK, with 30 taco vendors (including vegan and Halal options) present at four sessions across two days. 6-7 May

9. CORONATION WEEKEND: The biggest event in London in May 2023 is of course the coronation of King Charles III. We've got the lowdown on what's happening for the coronation, royal-themed events that weekend, special coronation afternoon teas — and how to avoid the coronation altogether if it's just not your thing. 6-8 May

10. GARDEN OPEN DAYS: Did you know that on a few weekends each year, you can visit the Hampton Court Palace gardens for free? The Garden Open Days offer free access to the grounds (excluding the maze and Magic Garden playground), and there are three of them this month (though note that the first one is part of a coronation screening event, so likely to be very busy, plenty of Union Jacks, that kind of vibe). FREE, 6 and 20-21 May

Taco look at what's on offer at The Tacover11. LONDON CRAFT WEEK: Quilts? Tick. Paper flowers? Of course. Keyrings made from eggshells? Naturally. Find out about some of the more unusual things being made here in the capital at London Craft Week. Workshops, demonstrations, talks and workshop tours feature in the programme, showcasing the handiwork of London's makers. 8-14 May

12. PHOTO LONDON: International fair Photo London is back at Somerset House for a celebration of all things snap happy. As well as a chance to collect and purchase photos from around the world, there are talks, tours and workshops on all aspects of photography. 10-14 May

13. OPEN AIR THEATRE: The Regent's Park Open Air Theatre kicks off its season with a production of Once On This Island, a musical about prejudice, set in the Caribbean. Watch the show at the open-air auditorium, located in the middle of Regent's Park. Read our guide to outdoor culture for more al fresco fun this summer. From 10 May

14. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: 2005 film Brokeback Mountain has been made into a 'play with music', coming to Soho Place for two months. It's the story of cowboys Ennis and Jack who take isolated jobs in 1960s Wyoming, and find themselves in a complex relationship. Mike Faist and Lucas Hedges star in this world premiere production. From 10 May

15. QUEER COMEDY CLUB: Have you heard?London's getting a dedicated LGBTQ+ comedy club, offering a safe space for LGBTQ+ comedians. The Queer Comedy Club in Archway has its inaugural show on Thursday 11 May, featuring Josh Jones, Dee Allum, Ben Pollard and Kathy Maniura. 11 May

Prices start at £50 at the Affordable Art Fair.16. WIMBLEDON ART FAIR: More than 150 artists exhibit at Wimbledon Art Fair, giving you a chance to purchase artworks directly from their creators. There's also a rare opportunity to go inside artists' studios. FREE ENTRY, 11-14 May****

17. AFFORDABLE ART FAIR: In fact There's a double dose of art fairs this weekend as the Affordable Art Fair pitches up in Hampstead, selling thousands of contemporary artworks with prices starting at £50. 11-14 May

18. DISNEY 100: This year marks 100 years since the founding of the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio, so there are plenty of Disney 100 events taking place around the world, including an immersive Disney experience right here in London. The Wonder of Friendship involves four themed rooms, namely: the Alice in Wonderland Garden of Mystery; the Lilo & Stitch Ohana Bay; the Lion King Orchestral Oasis; and the Mickey and Friends Wonderverse, and is recommended for people 18+. From 12 May

19. MRS DOUBTFIRE: HELLO poppets! Legendary Robin Williams film Mrs Doubtfire has been turned into a stage musical, making its London debut at the Shaftesbury Theatre, telling the story of a separated father who assumes the role of nanny Euphegenia Doubtfire in a bid to see his children. From 12 May

20. KENSINGTON DOLLSHOUSE FESTIVAL: Experience life in miniature at the Kensington Dollshouse Festival. 120 top miniaturists from around the world exhibit and sell their works for anyone looking to kit out their own dolls house, plus there are displays, kids' activities and more. *12-13 May*

Rock And Roll Bride Live is not your normal wedding fair21. DULWICH FESTIVAL: Theatre, music, talks, dancing, fairs, exhibitions and more form part of the full-to-brimming Dulwich Festival programme, which celebrates the history and culture of the local area. Highlights include the artists' open house weekend, and Dulwich Park Fair. Some events FREE, 12-21 May

22. EUROVISION: If you're partial to sequins, disco balls and cheese by the truckload, put 13 May in your diary. That's the date of the Eurovision final, and the celebrations are likely to be bigger than ever this year, as the action is held on home turf in Liverpool — on behalf of last year's winner, Ukraine. Here's our guide to London Eurovision parties and screenings. 13 May

23. RUISLIP LIDO RAILWAY: Choo choo! The Ruislip Lido Railway (which we're partial to riding ourselves) holds a Gala Weekend, where the public can get a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to keep the railway running. Visit the workshop and yard, sit in some of the locomotives on display, and — if you like what you see — find out about becoming a volunteer there. 13-14 May


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24. BRIDGES OF BRITAIN WALK: Sign up to walk seven miles across 11 London bridges in aid of charity Lymphoma Action. Join the route in person and walk from Vauxhall Bridge to Tower Bridge, or sign up to walk a similar distance remotely, in your own local area. 14 May

25. ROCK N ROLL BRIDE: Planning your wedding, but not much of a traditionalist? Rock N Roll Bride Live is probably the wedding fair for you, specialising in alternative wedding suppliers, (think rainbow cakes, skull rings, neon signs), plus talks, workshops and goody bags. 14 May

Shakespeare is the focus of this year's Firsts rare book fair. Photo: Clare Hughes Photography26. PUPPET FESTIVAL: One of those unique London events we love, the Covent Garden May Fayre & Puppet Festival is back. It celebrates the first recorded production of a Mr Punch show, as seen/recorded by Samuel Pepys in Covent Garden in 1662, and draws puppeteers from all over the country for a procession, church service, shows, stalls and workshops. FREE, 14 May

27. URBAN VILLAGE FETE: Live music and dancing, street food stalls, crafting workshops, and talks on topics including sports and sustainability are all part of the Urban Village Fete. It's a family-friendly event taking over Greenwich Peninsula. FREE entry (charge for some workshops), 14 May

28. MODEL RAILWAY OPEN DAY: Head to King's Cross for the Spring Open Day at the world's oldest model railway club. Chat to current members and see some of their layouts in action, as well as others still under construction. Free, 14 May

29. MAUSOLEUM TOUR: Take a rare tour of the Kilmorey Mausoleum in Twickenham and the surrounding garden — listening to stories about its secret tunnel from local guides. There's also a plant sale, and tips from wildlife experts. 14 May

30. KITE DAY: Let's go fly a kite... at the annual Streatham Common Kite Day. Watch demonstrations by kite-flying experts from all over the world, with models of up to 30 metres in length taking to the skies. Take your own kite along to join in, or simply wander around enjoying live music and food stalls, while the action takes place overhead. FREE, 14 May

The Offbeat Sari opens at Design Museum. Photo: Bikramjit Bose31. GRAND FLANEUR WALK: 'The most dandified walk of a lifetime' is how organisers describe the Grand Flaneur Walk, a stroll without purpose, with participants wearing their finest dandy, flaneur or fop outfits — think top hats, handlebar moustaches, pocket squares, pocket watches, the works! FREE, 14 May

32. HOT AIR BALLOONS: We've got our fingers crossed that the weather conditions are ideal for the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta, which sees dozens of balloons gliding over the London skyline early one Sunday morning. It hasn't taken place since 2019, and there are two dates in May and one in July set aside for it this year. FREE, 14/21 May

33. HUNTERIAN REOPENS: Closed since 2019, the Hunterian Museum in Lincoln's Inn Fields finally reopens this month. It contains 14,000 specimens belonging to 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter, and tells the history of surgery using various instruments, drawings, models and the like. FREE, 16 May

34. DEF LEPPARD: All five members of rock band Def Leppard take time out from their current tour to appear on stage together at Southbank Centre for the launch of new book, Definitely: The Official Story of Def Leppard. The book is narrated by the band and features photographs from their personal archives. 16 May

35. BEATING THE BOUNDS: We love London's many unusual traditions and customs, including Beating the Bounds, an ancient ritual still observed at the church of All Hallows by the Tower and scheduled for 18 May 2023. Watch as members of the Clergy and Livery Companies visit each parish boundary to pray for protection and blessings — including boarding a boat to reach a boundary marker in the middle of the Thames. FREE, 18 May

Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture opens at Museum of London Docklands. Image: Indian indenture ship SS Chenab by A.G Linney © Museum of London36. KINGSTON BEER FESTIVAL: Kingston Workmen's Club and Institute — just a few minutes' walk from the station — hosts the Kingston Beer Festival. Sample some of 70 ales — many brewed locally — and 11 ciders and perries. The event supports charity Princess Alice Hospice. 18-20 May

37. RARE BOOKS: Books, original manuscripts, letters and rare items are all for sale at the annual Firsts: London's Rare Book Fair. Taking place at Chelsea's Saatchi Gallery, this year it has a theme of 'Shakespeare: 400 Years of Influence',with special focus on rare editions and objects related to the Bard's works. An original Peggy Fortnum illustration of Paddington Bear, a first edition of Moby Dick, and a rare signed presentation copy of Karl Marx's Das Kapital are among the other highlights. 18-21 May

38. CHINA'S HIDDEN CENTURY: The British Museum opens a new exhibition, China's hidden century, about events in the country in the 19th century, when 2,00 years of dynastic rule came to an end and modern republicanism took over. The show illuminates the lives of individuals — an empress, a dancer, a soldier, an artist, a housewife, a merchant and a diplomat — and contains items including cloisonné vases given by the Last Emperor's court to King George and Queen Mary for their coronation in 1911. 18 May-8 October

39. THE OFFBEAT SARI: Hopping from China (above), to India, The Offbeat Sari is Design Museum's newest exhibition. It looks at the multiple definitions of the modern Sari — worn by some as an everyday garment, and others only for more formal occasions — and how its unstitched form has allowed designers to experiment with it over the years. From 19 May

40. INDO + CARIBBEAN: Museum of London Docklands opens a free new display, Indo + Caribbean: The creation of a culture, which explores the underrepresented history of Indian indenture (people being contracted to work without salary for a specific period) in the British Caribbean. Timed to mark the 75th anniversary of Empire Windrush arriving in London, it draws on family histories to explore Indo-Caribbean culture in London today, and features contracts, shipping company records, postcards, and papers from the Parliamentary Archives. FREE, 19 May-19 November

The face of regret at the Hot Sauce Festival. Photo: Alistair Veryard Photography.41. CHEAM CHARTER FAIR: Rumour has it that the Cheam Charter Fair dates back to 1259 — though even the modern-day organisers can't verify that. Either way, head to the London-Surrey border for a traditional fair of stalls, kicked off with a procession at 9am. 20 May

42. GROUNDHOG DAY: Tim Minchin's Olivier Award-winning musical Groundhog Day returns to London, gracing the stage of the Old Vic with the story of a TV weatherman getting stuck in a timeloop when sent to cover the annual Groundhog Day event in the small town of Punxsutawney. From 20 May

43. MOONWALK: Sign up to take part in the London Moonwalk on Clapham Common, raising money for breast cancer charities. Walk 15.1 or 26.2 miles at night, with decorated bras and themed outfits very much encouraged. 20 May

44. HOT SAUCE FESTIVAL: How hot is too hot for you? Find out at the Hot Sauce Festival in Peckham, where hundreds of small-batch sauces from 40+ traders are available to try and buy, along with live music, games, street food — and a bar for those all-important, palate-cleansing drinks. 20 May

45. CHELSEA FRINGE: Tying in with the Chelsea Flower Show (see below), the Chelsea Fringe is a gardening festival run by local people, for local people. Events this year include a guided walks, talks and art events. 20-28 May

Roundhouse Poetry Collective is part of The Last Word Festival46. LONDON TO BRIGHTON: Get down to Cheam Recreation Ground early doors to see the London to Brighton Mini Run setting off, with Minis of all ages and conditions joining the route, organised by the London & Surrey Mini Owners Club. You'll need a ticket to access the start line, but if you're in the surrounding area, you might catch a glimpse of them setting off. Exact time hasn't been announced, but they start gathering from 5am (!). 21 May

47. CHELSEA IN BLOOM: West London gets a floral glow-up as free flower festival Chelsea in Bloom returns. The theme this year is Flowers on Film; expect to see large-scale floral installations at shops, restaurants and other businesses around Chelsea, including a giant Oscars statue on Pavilion Road. FREE 22-28 May****

48. BELGRAVIA IN BLOOM: While Chelsea gets all floral, neighbouring Belgravia adopts an 'Into the Wild' theme for its own flower festival, Belgravia in Bloom. Again, expect to see plenty of large-scale installations, including flower arches and sculptures, as you wander around. FREE, 22-29 May

49. LAST WORD FESTIVAL: Spoken word festival The Last Word takes over The Roundhouse in Camden for poetry events, theatre, live podcasts and more. It kicks off with the heats of this year's Poetry Slam. 22 May-18 June

50. CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW: A calendar highlight for any green-fingered Londoner, the RHS Chelsea Flower Show takes over the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea, with gardeners from all over the country showing off their work; stalls where you can buy flowers and plants to take home; and a chance to pick up tips from gardening experts. *23-27 May*

May in London means... Chelsea Flower Show. Image: RHS51. SADIQ KHAN: Mayor of London Sadiq Khan has written a book — and you can hear him discuss it at Southbank Centre this month. Breathe focuses on air pollution and the climate crisis, also touching on politics, life, and the future of London. 24 May

52. PODCAST SHOW: Make a podcast? Want to make a podcast? The Podcast Show is the place for you, featuring live podcast stage shows, 350+ speakers, 150+ panel sessions, networking events and more, all taking place at the Business Design Centre in Islington. 24-25 May

53. SPITTING IMAGE THE MUSICAL: Fans of satirical puppet show Spitting Image are in for a treat, as Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical comes to the Peacock Theatre. Over 100 puppets feature, including likenesses of Tom Cruise, Greta Thunberg, Meghan Markle, Tyson Fury, RuPaul, Angela Rayner, Idris Elba, Ant & Dec, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, Stormzy, Vladimir Putin... and many more. From 24 May

54. DARTS: The season semi-finals and final of Premier League Darts takes place at The O2, the result of 17 nights of the sport played at venues all over the UK. See the final four players battle it out for the top prize of £275,000. Wouldn't be surprised if security's tighter than usual at this one — it's sponsored by Cazoo, who also sponsored the snooker at The Crucible which was interrupted by Just Stop Oil protesters in April. 25 May

After last year's inaugural event, The Podcast Show returns.55. MCM COMIC CON: Dust off your cape — MCM Comic Con is back at ExCeL London. Highlights include guest stars, author talks, costume competitions and more. 26-28 May

56. POLAR SILK ROAD: The Natural History Museum opens a new, free display, The Polar Silk Road, displaying the work of artist and photographer Gregor Sailer. View 67 photographs and a short film discussing the wide-ranging impacts of the climate crisis, including how melting ice across the Arctic is opening shorter sea routes in an area becoming widely known as the Polar Silk Road. FREE, from 26 May

57. SOAPBOX SCIENCE: Leading scientists take to their soapboxes to discuss their areas of expertise; Soapbox Science pops up on South Bank, with sharks, DNA and brain tumours among the topics covered by representatives from ZSL, UCL, the University of Cambridge and other eminent institutions. FREE, 27 May****

58. ALLY PALLY 150: This month marks 150 years since Alexandra Palace was first opened to the public, to mark Queen Victoria's 54th birthday. They're throwing a big party to mark the anniversary with live music, palace tours, cinema screenings, a silent disco and more. 27 May

The Polar Silk Road opens at Natural History Museum. Image: EastGRIP I, Northeast Greenland Ice Sheet, Ice Core Project, 2019, © Gregor Sailer59. FOODIES FESTIVAL: Head to Syon Park for Foodies Festival, a three-day celebration of all things edible (and quaffable), with a side of live music. Fleur East, Scouting For Girls and Sophie Ellis-Bextor are among the performers, with live demos by celebrity chefs, street food and artisan markets, kids' cookery sessions, pop-up bars and more. 27-29 May

60. MAY HALF TERM: The final week of May, running into June, is May half term, when the kids are off school. Keep an eye out for our May half term events guide, for plenty of ways to keep them entertained. 27 May-4 June

61. HAYES CANAL FESTIVAL: Hop on a boat and cruise along the Hayes Canal — just one of the events at the Hayes Canal Festival, which also includes exhibitions about the canal's history and sustainability, live music, kids' activities, and a food and drink tent. (Crucial info: it's the Hayes in the Borough of Hillingdon, NOT the Hayes in the Borough of Bromley). FREE, 28 May

62. RIDELONDON 2023: Large parts of central London go traffic-free for RideLondon 2023, a free and family-friendly bike ride that's open to everyone. Ride past the likes of St Paul's, Trafalgar Square and Westminster without the usual traffic. 28 May

Save your appetite for Foodies Festival in Syon Park63. OPERA HOLLAND PARK: Another of our favourite outdoor cultural events in London, Opera Holland Park's summer season gets under way. First on the programme is Giuseppe Verdi's Rigoletto. The City of London Sinfonia and the Opera Holland Park Chorus perform. From 30 May

64. MUSIC FESTIVALS: London's music festival scene really ramps it up a notch towards the end of May when Gala, Slam Dunk, Wide Awake, Cross The Tracks and City Splash all pitch up.

65. WISTERIA HYSTERIA: The bulk of #WisteriaHysteria should be in bloom in London throughout May, with the gorgeous purple (other shades available too) flowers draped over walls, fences and pagodas — here's where to see London's wisteria at its finest.

66. SMELL THE ROSES: May is rose season too, and London has a fair few of the thorny flowers tucked away — these are our eight favourite rose gardens in London.

Last chance to see Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi GalleryLAST CHANCE: A few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to see:

  • 67. EXTINCTION BECKONS: Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons is filled with references to film, politics and colonialism, leaving viewers to draw their own narratives. Our art critic described the Hayward Gallery exhibition as "an invitation to get lost in the worlds Nelson has created — a mind blowing mix of immersive and conceptual art. Unforgettable". Until 7 May
  • 68. BEYOND THE STREETS: Taking over the whole of Chelsea' Saatchi Gallery, Beyond The Streets London is the most comprehensive graffiti and street art exhibition to open in the UK, featuring over 100 international artists. Until 9 May
  • 69. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD: The stage adaptation of Harper Lee's novel To Kill A Mockingbird is only on at the Gielgud Theatre Until 20 May
  • 70. ALADDIN SANE: David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust fans won't want to miss Aladdin Sane, an exhibition at Southbank Centre marking 50 years since the album was released — with an accompanying programme of events. Focus is largely on the iconic lightning bolt cover photograph. Until 28 May
  • 71. PEAKY BLINDERS: Love TV show Peaky Blinders? This is the final month of Peaky Blinders: The Rise, an immersive experience which takes you into the dark world of Tommy Shelby, where you meet the characters, explore the sets, and take part in challenges. Until 28 May

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Kentish Town tube station on the Northern line will close from 26 June.

Transport for London (TfL) has announced a year-long closure of Kentish Town tube station for essential repairs. The closure will begin on 26 June 2023 and last until an unspecified date "up to one year" in the future.

The closure is chiefly to make repairs to the escalators. The machinery has broken down on a number of occasions, and the ad hoc repairs have proven unreliable. Indeed, it was at Kentish Town that we snapped this photo a couple of years ago:

The year-long closure will not only be an inconvenience for the good people of NW5, but will also disrupt the journeys of some passengers of Thameslink, which shares the station. It's a popular interchange for people living in places like Hendon, Mill Hill, Borehamwood and St Albans. The Thameslink station will remain open, but the handy interchange with the Northern line will obviously not be possible (an alternative would be to change at St Pancras, but it's not as convenient).

TfL provides some interesting details about the glitchy escalators, which are 26 years old:

The existing escalators, which are the most unreliable on the Underground network, were installed in 1997 and are bespoke to the station, making it difficult to source parts for maintenance and repairs. The new escalators will be the same model as those used on the Elizabeth line and throughout the London Underground network making sourcing parts much easier and this will lead to a reduction in unplanned station closures, improving reliability for customers. They are expected to last for around 40 years.

The year long closure will be used to make a few other alterations to the station, including the removal of the ticket office (no longer used), realignment of the ticket gates and a deep clean.

All images by Matt Brown

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Kentish Town tube station on the Northern line will close from 26 June.

Transport for London (TfL) has announced a year-long closure of Kentish Town tube station for essential repairs. The closure will begin on 26 June 2023 and last until an unspecified date "up to one year" in the future.

The closure is chiefly to make repairs to the escalators. The machinery has broken down on a number of occasions, and the ad hoc repairs have proven unreliable. Indeed, it was at Kentish Town that we snapped this photo a couple of years ago:

The year-long closure will not only be an inconvenience for the good people of NW5, but will also disrupt the journeys of some passengers of Thameslink, which shares the station. It's a popular interchange for people living in places like Hendon, Mill Hill, Borehamwood and St Albans. The Thameslink station will remain open, but the handy interchange with the Northern line will obviously not be possible (an alternative would be to change at St Pancras, but it's not as convenient).

TfL provides some interesting details about the glitchy escalators, which are 26 years old:

The existing escalators, which are the most unreliable on the Underground network, were installed in 1997 and are bespoke to the station, making it difficult to source parts for maintenance and repairs. The new escalators will be the same model as those used on the Elizabeth line and throughout the London Underground network making sourcing parts much easier and this will lead to a reduction in unplanned station closures, improving reliability for customers. They are expected to last for around 40 years.

The year long closure will be used to make a few other alterations to the station, including the removal of the ticket office (no longer used), realignment of the ticket gates and a deep clean.

All images by Matt Brown

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Belgravia in Bloom.

Competition time! In celebration of Belgravia's annual flower festival, we've teamed up with the picturesque central London neighbourhood to give away an absolutely smashing prize.

Belgravia in Bloom returns 22-29 May. Visit the area then and you'll see incredible floral installations in the theme of Into the Wild. Each one pays tribute to the "kings and queens of the jungle" — think living sculptures of pandas, peacocks, monkeys and tigers. It's all inspired by the coronation of Charles III and the king's passion for conservation.

On top of the installations, Belgravia's leading boutiques, restaurants and bars will be running special promotions — from themed food and drink to floristry workshops.

But that's not all: one lucky Londonist reader will have the chance to eat, drink and shop in them for FREE. We're giving away £500 to spend in up to two of the businesses featured here. And don't worry if you're not around for the festival: the prize is valid for six whole months!

So, how would you spend your winnings? Partly on an afternoon tea that looks (almost) too good to eat at Peggy Porschen or The Lanesborough? How about rooftop cocktails followed by a slap-up Japanese feast at Pantechnicon? Or maybe you'd prefer something you can treasure forever: like statement jewellery by Catherine Best, or luxury home furnishings from Joanna Wood?

This is just a taste of what's available: hit "find out more" under any of the brands that take your fancy on this page for even more inspiration.

But don't get too distracted — you'll need to complete the form below by 11.59pm on 17 May 2023 for the chance to win! Best of luck!

Terms and conditions apply.*

*Terms and conditions. You must be at least 18 years old to enter this competition. The winner will be contacted by email within five working days of the competition closing. They will then have five working days to claim the prize, after which point an alternative winner will be randomly selected. The prize is valid for six months from the competition closing date. It can be redeemed in no more than two brands and cannot exceed the value of £500.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Belgravia in Bloom.

Competition time! In celebration of Belgravia's annual flower festival, we've teamed up with the picturesque central London neighbourhood to give away an absolutely smashing prize.

Belgravia in Bloom returns 22-29 May. Visit the area then and you'll see incredible floral installations in the theme of Into the Wild. Each one pays tribute to the "kings and queens of the jungle" — think living sculptures of pandas, peacocks, monkeys and tigers. It's all inspired by the coronation of Charles III and the king's passion for conservation.

On top of the installations, Belgravia's leading boutiques, restaurants and bars will be running special promotions — from themed food and drink to floristry workshops.

But that's not all: one lucky Londonist reader will have the chance to eat, drink and shop in them for FREE. We're giving away £500 to spend in up to two of the businesses featured here. And don't worry if you're not around for the festival: the prize is valid for six whole months!

So, how would you spend your winnings? Partly on an afternoon tea that looks (almost) too good to eat at Peggy Porschen or The Lanesborough? How about rooftop cocktails followed by a slap-up Japanese feast at Pantechnicon? Or maybe you'd prefer something you can treasure forever: like statement jewellery by Catherine Best, or luxury home furnishings from Joanna Wood?

This is just a taste of what's available: hit "find out more" under any of the brands that take your fancy on this page for even more inspiration.

But don't get too distracted — you'll need to complete the form below by 11.59pm on 17 May 2023 for the chance to win! Best of luck!

Terms and conditions apply.*

*Terms and conditions. You must be at least 18 years old to enter this competition. The winner will be contacted by email within five working days of the competition closing. They will then have five working days to claim the prize, after which point an alternative winner will be randomly selected. The prize is valid for six months from the competition closing date. It can be redeemed in no more than two brands and cannot exceed the value of £500.

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Bring back HMV (when it was good) demanded some of you. Image: Martin Hearn via creative commons.The iconic HMV store at 363 Oxford Street is reopening... again.

Most London music fans will have fond memories of record/cassette/CD shopping at the flagship music emporium. Opened with the help of Sir Edward Elgar in July 1921, as 'His Master's Voice', the address became more than just somewhere to buy the latest music: this is where Brian Epstein turned a Beatles demo into a vinyl record in 1962 (which would soon secure them a record contract); where Blur played a rooftop gig in 1995; where the Spice Girls turned on Oxford Street's Christmas lights; and also (we think) where this footage of a nascent Pete Doherty queueing up to buy Oasis' Be Here Now album was shot:

As the music industry began to suffer in the 2010s, HMV moved away from its original site — shuffling to a different Oxford Street location — only to move back there in 2013... then close it down again in 2019. At this point, the address had the ignominy of becoming an American Candy store — a bitter pill for musos to swallow.

Expect more 'pop culture' merch on sale.Now, HMV is set to reopen at 363 Oxford Street once again. With Canadian owner Doug Putman at the tiller, a lease has been signed to confirm the reopening of its flagship later this year. We can expect a few changes from the HMV of old: there'll be more pop culture merch (think t shirts, games, accessories). There's also a 'new logo', although by the looks of it, the changes are minimal; it still features Nipper the dog curiously poking his head into the horn of a gramophone — and we wouldn't want it any other way.

HMV reopens at 363 Oxford Street later in 2023.Harking back to the golden years, there will also be vinyl records (and dare we suggest cassettes too — seeing as they're now making a comeback?). There will also will in-store performances from major acts, looking to plug their latest releases.

On Facebook recently, we asked our readers which London place they'd most like to bring back from the dead, and this HMV store was a popular choice. Whether it lives up to its legendary status of old remains to be seen.

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Bring back HMV (when it was good) demanded some of you. Image: Martin Hearn via creative commons.The iconic HMV store at 363 Oxford Street is reopening... again.

Most London music fans will have fond memories of record/cassette/CD shopping at the flagship music emporium. Opened with the help of Sir Edward Elgar in July 1921, as 'His Master's Voice', the address became more than just somewhere to buy the latest music: this is where Brian Epstein turned a Beatles demo into a vinyl record in 1962 (which would soon secure them a record contract); where Blur played a rooftop gig in 1995; where the Spice Girls turned on Oxford Street's Christmas lights; and also (we think) where this footage of a nascent Pete Doherty queueing up to buy Oasis' Be Here Now album was shot:

As the music industry began to suffer in the 2010s, HMV moved away from its original site — shuffling to a different Oxford Street location — only to move back there in 2013... then close it down again in 2019. At this point, the address had the ignominy of becoming an American Candy store — a bitter pill for musos to swallow.

Expect more 'pop culture' merch on sale.Now, HMV is set to reopen at 363 Oxford Street once again. With Canadian owner Doug Putman at the tiller, a lease has been signed to confirm the reopening of its flagship later this year. We can expect a few changes from the HMV of old: there'll be more pop culture merch (think t shirts, games, accessories). There's also a 'new logo', although by the looks of it, the changes are minimal; it still features Nipper the dog curiously poking his head into the horn of a gramophone — and we wouldn't want it any other way.

HMV reopens at 363 Oxford Street later in 2023.Harking back to the golden years, there will also be vinyl records (and dare we suggest cassettes too — seeing as they're now making a comeback?). There will also will in-store performances from major acts, looking to plug their latest releases.

On Facebook recently, we asked our readers which London place they'd most like to bring back from the dead, and this HMV store was a popular choice. Whether it lives up to its legendary status of old remains to be seen.

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Views from MadisonUs Londoners love a rooftop bar. From spring's first rays to summer's dying embers, we'll find any excuse to head up high for a pint/Aperol Spritz and enjoy the sun. Then, when winter rolls around, we chuck on a couple of extra layers, offer up a quick prayer to the gods of patios heaters, and do it all again... just with a mulled wine instead.

London's rooftop bars serve up a permanent rotation of menus, themes — and, of course, igloos — dotted across London's skyline. Here are some of the best, whatever month it is.

Queen of Hoxton's rooftop bar, Shoreditch

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Marketing itself as a playground for adults, east London party venue Queen of Hoxton doesn't take itself too seriously. It might sit on the edge of the Square Mile, but its heart and soul are firmly in Shoreditch.

The rooftop has a makeover with a new theme every season, although the wigwam is a permanent fixture. In recent years, Moulin Rouge, Dr Strangelove and Valhalla themes have come and gone, each incarnation bringing with it a themed food and drink menu, Instagrammable decor and a programme of events.

If it's views you're after, Queen of Hoxton has limited eyeline, due to it rubbing shoulders with Broadgate towers. But there's usually so much going on — life drawing classes, drag bingo, hip hop karaoke — maybe it doesn't matter.

New themes are usually unveiled around May and October each year — we're currently awaiting a summer 2023 announcement.

Oxo Tower, Bankside

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It's cheating slightly, calling the Oxo Tower venue a 'rooftop bar' as it's not strictly on the building's roof (how long until someone does open a venue on top of that famous tower though?). What it is: a restaurant, bar and brasserie all in one — 10 floors above London and with a stunning terrace that offers views along the river, and over towards St Paul's.

Even in bad weather, the venue is a decent option for after work drinks or a pre-theatre meal — provided you've booked a table. But it comes into its own when the sun is shining, and those floor-to-ceiling glass doors are wedged open — it's like central London has been invited inside.

The Rooftop at The Trafalgar St JamesSee eye to eye with Nelson (well, almost), high up on his perch, at what must be London's most central rooftop bar. The Rooftop at The Trafalgar St James is open to non-residents of the hotel.

It offers both covered and open-air seating areas, and we'd recommend braving the elements for the best view of the masses snapping selfies in Trafalgar Square below — fear not, blankets and heaters are provided in the chillier months.

The menu includes classic and signature cocktails plus spirits, wine and beer. Bar nibbles take the form of wasabi peanuts, and olives, with halloumi fries and crispy prawns gracing the small plates menu. Hungrier than that? Mains include a double cheeseburger, pork ribs, and a chicken caesar salad. (The menu is liable to change seasonally.)

We're all for being sociable, but can someone just reserve us a front row seat, hand us a bottle of wine and a plateful of snacks and leave us alone to people-watch for hours on end?

Note that there's a minimum spend of between £35-£50 per person depending on where you're seated and when you visit.


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cloudM at citizenM Tower of LondonHere's a rooftop bar that gives you an awful lot of bang for your buck! Overlooking the Tower of London, cloudM boasts incredible views of London's historic fortress, and Tower Bridge beyond it. Adjust your gaze ever-so-slightly to spot The Shard. Then walk just a few steps and you'll see the glittering skyscrapers of the Square Mile, including The Gherkin and The Leadenhall Building.

This majestic mash-up of old and new is made possible by cloudM's wraparound terrace, which showcases the view so spectacularly that you'll be absolutely shameless with your selfie-snapping. The bar itself is a double-height space with floor-to-ceiling windows so you can admire the panorama, even on a rainy day. The quirky interiors are worth ogling, too: think pop art-style wallpaper, statement lighting, and built-shelving stuffed with books and knick-knacks. There's even an electronic fireplace and comfy sofas for maximum cosiness.

As for the drinks menu? On top of beer, wine, spirits and soft drinks, cloudM offers a range of London-themed cocktails, such as the Chelsea Flower Show (gin, mint and lemon syrup, lily and jasmine flowering tea) and Wimbledon (Pimm's, mint and lemon syrup, JING sparkling tea). Cheese and charcuterie is also available, if you're feeling peckish. You'll find it all on the seventh floor at citizenM Tower Bridge — a boutique hotel that promises affordable luxury in a cracking London location.


Radio Rooftop Bar at ME London

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Look east to the skyscrapers of the City, west to central London... or down for views straight into the courtyard of Somerset House. Radio Rooftop, above the ME London hotel, has undergone several transformations in recent years — but it's finally found its mojo as a hip year-round hangout.

These days, food is as much of a priority as drinks, with an impressive menu running through breakfast, brunch, afternoon tea and all-day dining. Dress code is 'smart and glamorous', and the drinks menu varies from season to season, with smokey winter warmers prevalent in the chillier months. Champagne features heavily, though the venue also has a decent range of no- and low-alcohol cocktails too.

Madison, One New Change, St Paul'sFor some serious WOW factor, head up to Madison. It's located on the eighth floor, above One New Change shopping centre and offices. Maybe that doesn't sound all that romantic, but the views are impressive (it'd make for an epic first date venue). You're practically nose-to-nose with the dome of St Paul's Cathedral, meaning you're not just gazing out at the London skyline... you're in it.

The vibe is chilled, with comfy sofas and low tables that wouldn't look out of place in an Ibiza beach bar. The bar and seating area is covered, but the terrace area with the best views is open to the elements, making summer the optimum time to visit. Be warned though, in peak months, you'll be queuing even to get in the lift. Live DJs and musicians are a regular occurrence, and look out for bottomless brunches scheduled some weekends of the year.

Of course, you could come up here during the day and visit the roof terrace for free, but then you wouldn't have a cocktail in you hand, would you?

Coq d'Argent, Bank

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Some people call it a banker's haunt. We call it the Bagpuss building, on account of its stripes. Either way, Coq d'Argent is a surprisingly large venue, the restaurant mainly tucked away inside, serving up contemporary French cuisine.

Outside on the rooftop terrace, meals from the grill menu are served during lunch time, but in the evening, focus is firmly on spirits and cocktails, with bar snacks offered as a stomach-lining option.

The space is a combo of covered and open-air, with various pop-ups throughout the year, including the annual winter Lodge d'Argent, dressed to look like a ski lodge with food and drinks to match. Heaters and blankets are plentiful, but Coq d'Argent's terrace comes into its own in the summer, when those luscious (fake, we assume) green lawns give way to sunkissed views of the City skyline.

Bar Elba, WaterlooViews from Bar Elba. Photo: Matt BrownLook, we know that when The Kinks sang Waterloo Sunset, they were talking about the view from Waterloo Bridge... but the sunset views across the roof of Waterloo station from Bar Elba are pretty darn special too. Wander around the other side of the bar to get a cracking view of The Shard, too.

Cocktails are the speciality, with all the classics (negronis, spritzes, espresso martinis), on the menu — and not too badly priced, the last time we were there. There's a small selection of beers, wines, and ciders, and a larger selection of shots if you're having one of those nights. If you are, get food too — they do burgers, hot dogs, fries, nachos and the like.

In winter, the whole bar is covered, with heaters to keep things toasty, and 'party pods' (igloos, basically), available to hire. Come summer they peel back the roof to let the sunshine in.

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This article is sponsored by CitizenM.

Views from MadisonUs Londoners love a rooftop bar. From spring's first rays to summer's dying embers, we'll find any excuse to head up high for a pint/Aperol Spritz and enjoy the sun. Then, when winter rolls around, we chuck on a couple of extra layers, offer up a quick prayer to the gods of patios heaters, and do it all again... just with a mulled wine instead.

London's rooftop bars serve up a permanent rotation of menus, themes — and, of course, igloos — dotted across London's skyline. Here are some of the best, whatever month it is.

Queen of Hoxton's rooftop bar, Shoreditch

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Marketing itself as a playground for adults, east London party venue Queen of Hoxton doesn't take itself too seriously. It might sit on the edge of the Square Mile, but its heart and soul are firmly in Shoreditch.

The rooftop has a makeover with a new theme every season, although the wigwam is a permanent fixture. In recent years, Moulin Rouge, Dr Strangelove and Valhalla themes have come and gone, each incarnation bringing with it a themed food and drink menu, Instagrammable decor and a programme of events.

If it's views you're after, Queen of Hoxton has limited eyeline, due to it rubbing shoulders with Broadgate towers. But there's usually so much going on — life drawing classes, drag bingo, hip hop karaoke — maybe it doesn't matter.

New themes are usually unveiled around May and October each year — we're currently awaiting a summer 2023 announcement.

Oxo Tower, Bankside

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It's cheating slightly, calling the Oxo Tower venue a 'rooftop bar' as it's not strictly on the building's roof (how long until someone does open a venue on top of that famous tower though?). What it is: a restaurant, bar and brasserie all in one — 10 floors above London and with a stunning terrace that offers views along the river, and over towards St Paul's.

Even in bad weather, the venue is a decent option for after work drinks or a pre-theatre meal — provided you've booked a table. But it comes into its own when the sun is shining, and those floor-to-ceiling glass doors are wedged open — it's like central London has been invited inside.

The Rooftop at The Trafalgar St JamesSee eye to eye with Nelson (well, almost), high up on his perch, at what must be London's most central rooftop bar. The Rooftop at The Trafalgar St James is open to non-residents of the hotel.

It offers both covered and open-air seating areas, and we'd recommend braving the elements for the best view of the masses snapping selfies in Trafalgar Square below — fear not, blankets and heaters are provided in the chillier months.

The menu includes classic and signature cocktails plus spirits, wine and beer. Bar nibbles take the form of wasabi peanuts, and olives, with halloumi fries and crispy prawns gracing the small plates menu. Hungrier than that? Mains include a double cheeseburger, pork ribs, and a chicken caesar salad. (The menu is liable to change seasonally.)

We're all for being sociable, but can someone just reserve us a front row seat, hand us a bottle of wine and a plateful of snacks and leave us alone to people-watch for hours on end?

Note that there's a minimum spend of between £35-£50 per person depending on where you're seated and when you visit.


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cloudM at citizenM Tower of LondonHere's a rooftop bar that gives you an awful lot of bang for your buck! Overlooking the Tower of London, cloudM boasts incredible views of London's historic fortress, and Tower Bridge beyond it. Adjust your gaze ever-so-slightly to spot The Shard. Then walk just a few steps and you'll see the glittering skyscrapers of the Square Mile, including The Gherkin and The Leadenhall Building.

This majestic mash-up of old and new is made possible by cloudM's wraparound terrace, which showcases the view so spectacularly that you'll be absolutely shameless with your selfie-snapping. The bar itself is a double-height space with floor-to-ceiling windows so you can admire the panorama, even on a rainy day. The quirky interiors are worth ogling, too: think pop art-style wallpaper, statement lighting, and built-shelving stuffed with books and knick-knacks. There's even an electronic fireplace and comfy sofas for maximum cosiness.

As for the drinks menu? On top of beer, wine, spirits and soft drinks, cloudM offers a range of London-themed cocktails, such as the Chelsea Flower Show (gin, mint and lemon syrup, lily and jasmine flowering tea) and Wimbledon (Pimm's, mint and lemon syrup, JING sparkling tea). Cheese and charcuterie is also available, if you're feeling peckish. You'll find it all on the seventh floor at citizenM Tower Bridge — a boutique hotel that promises affordable luxury in a cracking London location.


Radio Rooftop Bar at ME London

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Look east to the skyscrapers of the City, west to central London... or down for views straight into the courtyard of Somerset House. Radio Rooftop, above the ME London hotel, has undergone several transformations in recent years — but it's finally found its mojo as a hip year-round hangout.

These days, food is as much of a priority as drinks, with an impressive menu running through breakfast, brunch, afternoon tea and all-day dining. Dress code is 'smart and glamorous', and the drinks menu varies from season to season, with smokey winter warmers prevalent in the chillier months. Champagne features heavily, though the venue also has a decent range of no- and low-alcohol cocktails too.

Madison, One New Change, St Paul'sFor some serious WOW factor, head up to Madison. It's located on the eighth floor, above One New Change shopping centre and offices. Maybe that doesn't sound all that romantic, but the views are impressive (it'd make for an epic first date venue). You're practically nose-to-nose with the dome of St Paul's Cathedral, meaning you're not just gazing out at the London skyline... you're in it.

The vibe is chilled, with comfy sofas and low tables that wouldn't look out of place in an Ibiza beach bar. The bar and seating area is covered, but the terrace area with the best views is open to the elements, making summer the optimum time to visit. Be warned though, in peak months, you'll be queuing even to get in the lift. Live DJs and musicians are a regular occurrence, and look out for bottomless brunches scheduled some weekends of the year.

Of course, you could come up here during the day and visit the roof terrace for free, but then you wouldn't have a cocktail in you hand, would you?

Coq d'Argent, Bank

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Some people call it a banker's haunt. We call it the Bagpuss building, on account of its stripes. Either way, Coq d'Argent is a surprisingly large venue, the restaurant mainly tucked away inside, serving up contemporary French cuisine.

Outside on the rooftop terrace, meals from the grill menu are served during lunch time, but in the evening, focus is firmly on spirits and cocktails, with bar snacks offered as a stomach-lining option.

The space is a combo of covered and open-air, with various pop-ups throughout the year, including the annual winter Lodge d'Argent, dressed to look like a ski lodge with food and drinks to match. Heaters and blankets are plentiful, but Coq d'Argent's terrace comes into its own in the summer, when those luscious (fake, we assume) green lawns give way to sunkissed views of the City skyline.

Bar Elba, WaterlooViews from Bar Elba. Photo: Matt BrownLook, we know that when The Kinks sang Waterloo Sunset, they were talking about the view from Waterloo Bridge... but the sunset views across the roof of Waterloo station from Bar Elba are pretty darn special too. Wander around the other side of the bar to get a cracking view of The Shard, too.

Cocktails are the speciality, with all the classics (negronis, spritzes, espresso martinis), on the menu — and not too badly priced, the last time we were there. There's a small selection of beers, wines, and ciders, and a larger selection of shots if you're having one of those nights. If you are, get food too — they do burgers, hot dogs, fries, nachos and the like.

In winter, the whole bar is covered, with heaters to keep things toasty, and 'party pods' (igloos, basically), available to hire. Come summer they peel back the roof to let the sunshine in.

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Wisteria hysteria is here. Image: ShutterstockWhen to see wisteria in LondonWisteria — that pretty purple member of the Fabaceae family — usually starts blooming in London towards the end of April and into May. Gushing forth from the city's houses, walls and pagodas, it adds a delightful pop of colour, announcing that spring has finally arrived in the capital.

Wisteria is a member of the Fabaceae family, don't you know. Image: ShutterstockIf you're keen to get your #wisteriahysteria snaps, or just catch a glimpse of it in bloom, here are some of our favourite wisteria spots in the capital, where you'll find it in growing in abundance:

Wisteria in Golders Hill Park and pergola, Hampstead HeathThere's no time of year the pergola in Golders Hill Park doesn't look lovely. To the west of Hampstead Heath, but technically part of the same nature conservation zone, Golders Hill Park is more structured than its wilder neighbour — think landscaping, flower gardens, duck ponds. Still great to wander through in winter (when the neoclassical pillars and hilltop spot give it a bare, windswept beauty), by late spring Golders Hill Park is an explosion of purple — wisteria creeping across the trellises, framing views over the Heath from every angle.

The Pergola promenade at Golders Hill Park. Image: Matt BrownWisteria in Peckham Rye Park

View this post on InstagramPeckham Rye Park is an absolute beaut #Peckham #PeckhamRye #PeckhamRyePark #JapaneseGarden #garden #plants #flowers #wisteria #sunset #London #Londonparks #Londonigers #IgersLondon

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Walk through the Sexby Garden (no sniggering) in Peckham Rye Park at any other time of year, and the main attraction is that very blue fountain (seriously, what do they put in it?). But for a few weeks in spring, the usually-naked pergola transforms into a stunning lilac tunnel, dripping with tendrils of wisteria. It's satisfyingly symmetrical, with plenty of other green foliage surrounding it... and it's far enough out of central London that it's not plagued with photographers (head there shortly before sunset and you may have the park to yourself). Ideal photo territory.

Wisteria in Kynance Mews, Kensington For photographers, this quiet part of Kensington is the gift that just keeps giving. In autumn, the beige stone arch drips with blood red foliage, creating a gothic-like illusion. Then spring rolls around, and the wisteria comes out to play.

View this post on InstagramWisteria framing- I don’t know about you guys but I’m still pretty hysterical... Have a lovely weekend! 💜 #wisteriahysteria

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The best wisteria hunting ground lies to the western side of the road, past Launceston Place, where one house in particular disappears behind a lilac curtain for a few weeks of the year. The cobbled street and mews-style houses combine for an extremely bucolic look, making for great photos — just be mindful that someone lives there.

Wisteria in Bedford Gardens, Notting Hill

View this post on Instagram{ p i n k a n d p u r p l e } Such a lovely long weekend with my favourite two people topped off with a walk around Notting Hill and seeing this dreamy combination 💕💜💕 This house is absolutely covered with beautiful wisteria and no photo could do it justice. The bubblegum pink front door against that lilac wisteria is just 👌🏼 . . #nottinghill #kensington #wisteria #wisteriahysteria #wisteriawatch #ihavethisthingwithpink #ihavethisthingwithflowers #pinkandpurple #dreamhouse #dreamy #4bedfordgardens #bedfordgardens #prettycitylondon #prettylittlelondon #longweekend #walklondon #londoninspring #londoninbloom

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There's one particular house on this Notting Hill back street that attracts photographers like... well, like Instagrammers to wisteria. The plant itself is a looker, a well-established tree that blooms in abundance every year. But it's the backdrop that makes it so Insta-famous; a pastel pink door is perfectly framed within those blossom-laden branches. The very definition of a 'wisteria house', right here in London.

View this post on Instagram💜💜 Winning #wisteria; #fantasyexteriors #BedfordGardens 💜💜

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The building's blue plaque — dedicated to composer Frank Bridge who once lived here — is the cherry on the top of a particularly pretty cake. It's the London house we dream of living in, until a little thing called reality kicks in.

Find the house towards the eastern end of the street.

Wisteria at Walden Books, Chalk Farm

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One of our favourite second hand book shops in London, Walden Books is worth a visit at any time of year, but it comes into its own during wisteria hysteria, when the frontage of the Victorian terrace drips in lilac fronds. It's made all the more special by its location on an otherwise quiet and unassuming residential street — you'll get none of the grandstanding here that you see in the mews streets of west London. Find Walden Books at 38 Harmood Street, NW1 8DP.

Wisteria at Eastcote Gardens, HillingdonPuts us in mind of The Secret Garden. Image: ShutterstockWe assume it's the outer London location that prevents this wisteria tunnel getting more online love than it does — because by heck, does it deserve it. The walled garden is thought to date to the 17th century, and underwent a renovation in 2014, but thankfully the wisteria-smothered pergola was left standing. It was planted in 1986 so is a fairly well-developed tree, creating a foliage tunnel leading to a gate in the brick wall, a sight that puts us in mind of children's book The Secret Garden.

Wisteria at Eltham Palace

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Not content with wowing us with twinkly lights at Christmas and a sea of colourful tulips in April, English Heritage-owned Eltham Palace offers something for wisteria hunters too.

The decorative stone column pergolas at the eastern end of the building look somewhat bare for a lot of the year, but come May, wisteria twists and twirls its beautiful way around them. The wooden footbridge across the (empty part of the) moat gets in on the action too, the rugged brickwork and rustic wood railings draped in the grape-like bunches.

View this post on InstagramHad to make sure I got one of these photos in this season, a bit late to the party I know! This bridge is part of the gardens of one of my favourite places, Eltham Palace. It’s such a cool place. Controversial Art Deco transformation of Henry VIII childhood home. Stood in ruins for years, at one time the great hall was being used as a barn. Then the Coultauld’s and their “more money than they can spend” came along and turned it into an ocean liner with a restored great hall. It’s fabulous. @englishheritage #elthampalacegardens #elthampalace #visitkent

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It's not the biggest wisteria offering in London — and you will have to pay an entry fee to catch a glimpse — but the art deco/Tudor mansion is worth a visit in its own right, and makes for an inimitable photo backdrop.

Wisteria in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea

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For riverside wisteria hysteria, Chelsea's petite Cheyne Walk has a cluster of houses where pink-purple blossoms curl around the wrought iron railings, drowning a first-floor balcony in a riot of pastels.

Other places to see wisteria in London:Streets that have a lesser amount of wisteria, but still worth seeing if you're in the area during the season:

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  • Horbury Mews, Notting Hill
  • Christchurch Street, Chelsea (look out for the house with the blue door)
  • Chelsea Manor Street

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  • Ensor Mews, Kensington (similar to Kynance Mews, above)
  • Edwardes Square (across the road from the Design Museum and home of the wonderful Scarsdale Tavern)
  • Elm Place, Chelsea — several houses on the street get in on the wisteria action.

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Image: TfLMaps for TfL's planned Superloop bus routes have been released, as the first consultation on the route launches.

The Superloop — first announced in March this year — is a new bus service consisting of seven separate but connected routes forming a ring around outer London, with three additional strands linking it up elsewhere. Initial details were hazy, but we've now got a closer look at the following sections (click or tap each one for details of the route):

  • Harrow to North Finchley (with stops at Kenton for Northwick Park Hospital, Kingsbury, Hendon and Finchley Central Station);
  • Walthamstow to Royal Docks (with stops at Gants Hill Station, Ilford and Barking);
  • North Finchley to Walthamstow (with stops at New Southgate Station, Arnos Grove, Gloucester Road for North Middlesex University Hospital, and Silver Street Station);
  • Bromley to West Croydon (with stops at West Wickham, Sandilands Tram Stop and East Croydon Station);
  • Bexleyheath to Bromley (with stops st Sidcup, Queen Mary's Hospital, Chislehurst Station and Bickley).

The Superloop network has its own roundel. Image: TfL The above all form part of the outer ring. The sharp-eyed among you will notice that the Superloop consists of seven main routes, but only five are listed above. The missing sections are Croydon to Heathrow Airport, which is covered by the existing X26 route, and Heathrow to Harrow, covered by the existing X140.

TfL has also released details on Canary Wharf to Grove Park, one of those additional strands that do not form part of the main 'loop', but complement it with additional links to transport hubs — namely, Blackheath and Lee stations in south-east London.

Though TfL is calling them 'detailed maps', they only provide basic information of the transport links and landmarks (such as hospitals) which each route will serve.

Image: TfL. Tap for larger version It's the top one — Harrow to North Finchley — for which we have the most information, and which is now the subject of a public consultation. The planned X183 route would run along part of the current 183 route between Harrow and Hendon, and part of the current 125 between Hendon and North Finchley, though it would be a limited stop service, running every 12-15 minutes. TfL claims it would offer links to 38 other bus routes and seven rail lines along the route.

You can see the plans and have your say on the public consultation webpage haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk/x183-superloop — it's open until 12 June 2023.

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this May? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital.

  1. Glittering gold: Luxury and Power at The British Museum© Todor Dimitrov, National Museum of History, BulgariaLuxurious items have always been symbols of power, and they played a massive part in the Persian Empire — where tents were filled with jaw-droppingly beautiful gold and silver items. This dazzling British Museum exhibition tells how Persian bling merged with Western tastes, after Alexander the Great defeated the Persians.

Luxury and Power: Persia to Greece at The British Museum. 4 May-13 August, £12.

  1. Reverential: Saint Francis of Assisi at The National GallerySaint Francis painted by El Greco. © The National Gallery of Ireland, DublinWho was Saint Francis of Assisi, and why does he pop up in so many religious paintings? The National Gallery has the answers, as it charts how Francis has been depicted from medieval wall panels, through to a 1980s Marvel comic cameo. There are also works by Caravaggio, Botticelli and Antony Gormley — all taking inspiration from the life of the canonised one.

Saint Francis of Assisi at The National Gallery. 6 May-30 July, free.

  1. Macabre: Hunterian Museum re-opensImage: StoneColdCrazy in creative commonsThis beloved (albeit somewhat gruesome) central London museum finally re-opens after closing for a major refurb back in 2019. It contains an eye-opening collection of the anatomical and the surgical — a curious, unsettling place where glass cases bristle with dissected toads, sections of spinal cord and half of Charles Babbage's brain. Fascinating but not for the faint hearted. Read our full preview.

Hunterian Museum, Lincoln's Inn Fields. 16 May onwards, free.

  1. Platform art: Monster Chetwynd at Gloucester Road stationA previous installation by Monster Chetwynd. © Monster Chetwynd, courtesy Musée D'Art Moderne Et Contemporain, Strausbourg.The disused platform at Gloucester Road tube station has been used for a previous art installation that involved a giant fried egg, by the artist who went on to place a drone on the Fourth Plinth. Now comes the time for irreverent and playful artist Monster Chetwynd. Formerly Marvin Gaye Chetwynd — and before that Spartacus Chetwynd — she sure likes a name change. Her work takes inspiration from the 1851 Great Exhibition and includes a humorous faux-documentary — plus sculptures decorated with underwater creatures.

Monster Chetwynd at Gloucester Road Underground station. 18 May 2023-May 2024, free.

  1. Departure lounge: Jiro Osuga at Flowers GalleryCopyright Jiro Osuga.How does an airport departure lounge make you feel? Is it the thrilling beginning of an overseas adventure, or the most teeth-grinding place on the planet? Jiro Osuga has transformed Flowers Gallery into one — painted with hundreds of fictional characters — and whether you bliss out or stress out, is up to you.

Jiro Osuga: Departures at Flowers, Kingsland Road. 18 May-1 July, free.

  1. Station-arty: Sarah Sze at Peckham Rye stationA previous installation by Sarah Sze. Copyright the artist.Arts organisation Artangel have a knack for bringing installations to exquisite spaces, and they've done it again here by placing work by Sarah Sze in the old waiting room at Peckham Rye station — a space that's gone unused for 50 years. Lines and flickering screens create an installation that reflects on the age of the smartphone. Looks eerily enchanting.

Sarah Sze at The Old Waiting Room, Peckham Rye station. 19 May-16 September, free.

  1. Change of clothes: The Offbeat Sari at Design MuseumSeen as everyday wear by some, and wedding attire by others, the sari has long been a fixture of life on the Indian sub-continent. Now, contemporary designers are taking this traditional clothing in bold new directions, and this exhibition shows the diapason of saris, as well as looking at how the garment has been used as a tool for social activism and a metaphor for India's stratified society.

The Offbeat Sari at Design Museum. 19 May-17 September, £12.60

  1. Art on the roof: Crisis at Bold TendenciesRichard Wentworth's existing installation will remain. © Bold Tendencies. Photography: Quintin LakeAs well as being home to a great rooftop bar, this multi-level car park in Peckham has played host to artworks since 2007 as part of the Bold Tendencies program — all to be experienced while soaking in views across London. It's back for another year with the theme of 'crisis' — both social and environmental. New works mix with the existing pieces already in place from previous years, plus there will be orchestral performances over the spring and summer.

Crisis at Bold Tendencies. 19 May-16 September, free — live programme events will be ticketed.

  1. A new look: Re-hang at Tate BritainPhoto by Rikard ÖsterlundTate Britain has switched up its permanent displays after 10 years to reflect how the world has changed around it — this includes new acquisitions, and ensuring half the work on display is by women artists. This doesn't mean we will lose old favourites, so works by Turner, William Blake, John Constable, the Pre-Raphaelites and Barbara Hepworth remain on show. They've just got new peers hanging alongside.

Tate Britain re-hang. From 23 May, free.

  1. Snap happy: Photography Centre - Part Two at V&AOne of the works that will be in the new galleries. © Naoya HatakeyamaThe V&A has an extensive photography collection, and opened a fantastic photography centre with no less than seven galleries in 2018. Now it's time for phase two — an additional four galleries have been added to the centre, featuring a walk-in camera obscura and a timeline of how cameras have evolved.

Photography Centre - Part Two at V&A. From 25 May, free.

  1. Super cool: The Polar Silk Road at Natural History Museum© Gregor SailerAs the Arctic sea ice melts, it will open up new trade routes, which will subject the area to greater travel, research and exploitation. Gregor Sailer's photographs capture this changing environment, including striking images of the buildings designed for the Arctic climate.

The Polar Silk Road at Natural History Museum. Opens 26 May, free.

Short run eventsMartin Parr is this year's master of photography at Photo London. Copyright Martin Parr.A couple of art fairs arrive in London this month with the gargantuan Photo London taking over Somerset House (10-14 May, from £22) with photographers and photography galleries filling every space in the venue, including the courtyard. This year's special 'master of photography' display will be dedicated to Martin Parr and his snaps of everyday life.

A shot from last year's Affordable Art Fair in HampsteadHampstead Heath plays host to the Affordable Art Fair (11-14 May, from £10) where you may find the piece for your home that you've been looking for, thanks to a wide range of international galleries showcasing their artists.

And to check out work that art students are making as they start out on their journey, City & Guilds London Art School* will be showing the fruits of their foundation students (17-20 May, free), and we get to see the culmination of their course.

* Disclosure: the author of this piece is a trustee of City & Guilds London Art School

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this May? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital.

  1. Glittering gold: Luxury and Power at The British Museum© Todor Dimitrov, National Museum of History, BulgariaLuxurious items have always been symbols of power, and they played a massive part in the Persian Empire — where tents were filled with jaw-droppingly beautiful gold and silver items. This dazzling British Museum exhibition tells how Persian bling merged with Western tastes, after Alexander the Great defeated the Persians.

Luxury and Power: Persia to Greece at The British Museum. 4 May-13 August, £12.

  1. Reverential: Saint Francis of Assisi at The National GallerySaint Francis painted by El Greco. © The National Gallery of Ireland, DublinWho was Saint Francis of Assisi, and why does he pop up in so many religious paintings? The National Gallery has the answers, as it charts how Francis has been depicted from medieval wall panels, through to a 1980s Marvel comic cameo. There are also works by Caravaggio, Botticelli and Antony Gormley — all taking inspiration from the life of the canonised one.

Saint Francis of Assisi at The National Gallery. 6 May-30 July, free.

  1. Macabre: Hunterian Museum re-opensImage: StoneColdCrazy in creative commonsThis beloved (albeit somewhat gruesome) central London museum finally re-opens after closing for a major refurb back in 2019. It contains an eye-opening collection of the anatomical and the surgical — a curious, unsettling place where glass cases bristle with dissected toads, sections of spinal cord and half of Charles Babbage's brain. Fascinating but not for the faint hearted. Read our full preview.

Hunterian Museum, Lincoln's Inn Fields. 16 May onwards, free.

  1. Platform art: Monster Chetwynd at Gloucester Road stationA previous installation by Monster Chetwynd. © Monster Chetwynd, courtesy Musée D'Art Moderne Et Contemporain, Strausbourg.The disused platform at Gloucester Road tube station has been used for a previous art installation that involved a giant fried egg, by the artist who went on to place a drone on the Fourth Plinth. Now comes the time for irreverent and playful artist Monster Chetwynd. Formerly Marvin Gaye Chetwynd — and before that Spartacus Chetwynd — she sure likes a name change. Her work takes inspiration from the 1851 Great Exhibition and includes a humorous faux-documentary — plus sculptures decorated with underwater creatures.

Monster Chetwynd at Gloucester Road Underground station. 18 May 2023-May 2024, free.

  1. Departure lounge: Jiro Osuga at Flowers GalleryCopyright Jiro Osuga.How does an airport departure lounge make you feel? Is it the thrilling beginning of an overseas adventure, or the most teeth-grinding place on the planet? Jiro Osuga has transformed Flowers Gallery into one — painted with hundreds of fictional characters — and whether you bliss out or stress out, is up to you.

Jiro Osuga: Departures at Flowers, Kingsland Road. 18 May-1 July, free.

  1. Station-arty: Sarah Sze at Peckham Rye stationA previous installation by Sarah Sze. Copyright the artist.Arts organisation Artangel have a knack for bringing installations to exquisite spaces, and they've done it again here by placing work by Sarah Sze in the old waiting room at Peckham Rye station — a space that's gone unused for 50 years. Lines and flickering screens create an installation that reflects on the age of the smartphone. Looks eerily enchanting.

Sarah Sze at The Old Waiting Room, Peckham Rye station. 19 May-16 September, free.

  1. Change of clothes: The Offbeat Sari at Design MuseumSeen as everyday wear by some, and wedding attire by others, the sari has long been a fixture of life on the Indian sub-continent. Now, contemporary designers are taking this traditional clothing in bold new directions, and this exhibition shows the diapason of saris, as well as looking at how the garment has been used as a tool for social activism and a metaphor for India's stratified society.

The Offbeat Sari at Design Museum. 19 May-17 September, £12.60

  1. Art on the roof: Crisis at Bold TendenciesRichard Wentworth's existing installation will remain. © Bold Tendencies. Photography: Quintin LakeAs well as being home to a great rooftop bar, this multi-level car park in Peckham has played host to artworks since 2007 as part of the Bold Tendencies program — all to be experienced while soaking in views across London. It's back for another year with the theme of 'crisis' — both social and environmental. New works mix with the existing pieces already in place from previous years, plus there will be orchestral performances over the spring and summer.

Crisis at Bold Tendencies. 19 May-16 September, free — live programme events will be ticketed.

  1. A new look: Re-hang at Tate BritainPhoto by Rikard ÖsterlundTate Britain has switched up its permanent displays after 10 years to reflect how the world has changed around it — this includes new acquisitions, and ensuring half the work on display is by women artists. This doesn't mean we will lose old favourites, so works by Turner, William Blake, John Constable, the Pre-Raphaelites and Barbara Hepworth remain on show. They've just got new peers hanging alongside.

Tate Britain re-hang. From 23 May, free.

  1. Snap happy: Photography Centre - Part Two at V&AOne of the works that will be in the new galleries. © Naoya HatakeyamaThe V&A has an extensive photography collection, and opened a fantastic photography centre with no less than seven galleries in 2018. Now it's time for phase two — an additional four galleries have been added to the centre, featuring a walk-in camera obscura and a timeline of how cameras have evolved.

Photography Centre - Part Two at V&A. From 25 May, free.

  1. Super cool: The Polar Silk Road at Natural History Museum© Gregor SailerAs the Arctic sea ice melts, it will open up new trade routes, which will subject the area to greater travel, research and exploitation. Gregor Sailer's photographs capture this changing environment, including striking images of the buildings designed for the Arctic climate.

The Polar Silk Road at Natural History Museum. Opens 26 May, free.

Short run eventsMartin Parr is this year's master of photography at Photo London. Copyright Martin Parr.A couple of art fairs arrive in London this month with the gargantuan Photo London taking over Somerset House (10-14 May, from £22) with photographers and photography galleries filling every space in the venue, including the courtyard. This year's special 'master of photography' display will be dedicated to Martin Parr and his snaps of everyday life.

A shot from last year's Affordable Art Fair in HampsteadHampstead Heath plays host to the Affordable Art Fair (11-14 May, from £10) where you may find the piece for your home that you've been looking for, thanks to a wide range of international galleries showcasing their artists.

And to check out work that art students are making as they start out on their journey, City & Guilds London Art School* will be showing the fruits of their foundation students (17-20 May, free), and we get to see the culmination of their course.

* Disclosure: the author of this piece is a trustee of City & Guilds London Art School

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Three more days of train strikes have been announced by the ASLEF Union — taking place in May and June 2023.

Staff from 16 train companies will walk out on:

  • Friday 12 May
  • Wednesday 31 May
  • Saturday 3 June

The first of those dates is likely to affect people travelling to Liverpool for Eurovision, while the latter two fall within the May half term school holiday for most of the country.

The train operating companies affected — including several which operate in and around London — are: Avanti West Coast; Chiltern Railways; CrossCountry; East Midlands Railway; Great Western Railway; Greater Anglia; GTR Great Northern Thameslink; London North Eastern Railway; Northern Trains; Southeastern; Southern/Gatwick Express; South Western Railway depot drivers; SWR Island Line; TransPennine Express; and West Midlands Trains.

The reason for this latest strike? Pay. ASLEF has rejected what it calls a 'risible' offer of a 4% pay rise.

Meanwhile, the RMT Union is re-balloting its members for strike action on the London Underground. Its current mandate to undertake strike action runs out in June, but if its members agree to continue strike action, we could see more tube strikes into the summer.

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Looking for a cringey buzzword to get irrationally angry about? Look no further than the Crowndel.

The latest roundel-meddling wheeze from TfL commemorates the coronation of Charles III. Around 30 "Crowndels" can be found across the network (see list below), including tube stations, three Overground stops and four Elizabeth line stations.

That's not all. Five central London buses will be decorated in a royal wrap, which includes the words God Save The King. Look out for them on routes 390, 160, 11, 87, 148 and 111. A few of the bus stops along Oxford Street will also be decorated with crowns.

20 Santander Cycles including two e-bikes will also feature special commemorative wraps. You can also get one free 30-minute cycle ride by downloading the Santander Cycles app and using the code “Coronation23”.

A special commemorative poster will also appear across the network, and is available to buy from London Transport Museum shop. Oh, and a travel advice leaflet bearing the coronation logo could also be yours.

The commemorative posterSee our coronation guide for more details about the big day, including travel advice.

Where to see a CrowndelTube stations

  • Waterloo
  • Green Park
  • Bond Street
  • Oxford Circus
  • Covent Garden
  • Leicester Square
  • Piccadilly Circus
  • Hyde Park Corner
  • Westminster
  • Paddington
  • Marylebone
  • Euston
  • King’s Cross St Pancras
  • Liverpool Street
  • Blackfriars
  • Embankment
  • Victoria
  • Pimlico
  • Vauxhall
  • Charing Cross
  • Westminster
  • London Bridge

Elizabeth line stations:

  • Paddington
  • Tottenham Court Road
  • Farringdon
  • Liverpool Street

London Overground stations:

  • Hoxton
  • Shepherd’s Bush
  • White Hart Lane

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Panorama view is the only way to photograph the entire NLA map of London. The two other models can be seen in the backgroundOur favourite models of London are united in a new home: The London Centre.

"It's just amazing really," says the elderly gent.
"Yes. It really is," agrees his companion.

The pair are leaning over this three-dimensional model of the City of London. And we have to agree with their assessment.

This incredible object, built by model-makers Pipers, shows every building in the Square Mile at the scale of 1cm to 5 metres. More than that, it also includes structures that have received planning permission but have yet to rise, like the two taller buildings beside the Gherkin.

This is the City Model. Whenever a building gains planning approval, the developers pays for a detailed model to be included on the ever-changing 3-D map... unless they don't pay, in which case they only get a beige representation. The model was previously on show at the now-closed City Centre, and has now migrated to the other end of Guildhall.

The replica Square Mile is just one of three scale models of the capital on show at The London Centre. This temple to the built environment can be found at Guildhall Library. It's the fresh home for New London Architecture (NLA), who've decamped from their traditional base on Store Street, off Tottenham Court Road.

They've brought along their own model, too. Were we ever to compile a list of the Seven Wonders of London, then this masterpiece would surely feature. It shows pretty much every building from Wembley in the west to the Royal Docks in the east. It is immense.

Part of the NLA model, with a pink maker showing their new home at GuildhallThe third model shows the Royal Docks and Greenwich Peninsula area. It includes future projects with outline planning permission, as well as existing buildings and ones under construction.

Any one of these three models would be worth a visit, but having all three together makes this the kind of place you'll want to drop into time and again, whenever you're in the area. The space also contains a wall display showing London's key development areas. And it's right next to Guildhall Library should you want to delve into their peerless collection of London history books. A Londonist's paradise!

The London Centre can be found at Guildhall Library, Aldermanbury. Entrance is free, with no pre-booking. Open Tue-Sat, 11am-5pm. All images Matt Brown

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The memorial is on Braham Street in Aldgate. Image: TfLA sobering memorial has been unveiled in remembrance of the TfL workers who died during the Covid pandemic.

More than 100 transport workers — including bus drivers, tube and rail staff, and taxi and private hire drivers — died due to the virus, which swept London from the beginning of 2020.

At a time when the majority of London's businesses offices, shops, theatres and pubs were closed, the city's public transport network was invaluable to essential workers. And although many tube stations were shut down during the worst of the epidemic — and the frequency of trains and buses dramatically lowered — many TfL workers remained on duty.

Sadiq Khan pays his respects at the memorial. Image: TfLLong before a vaccine has been created to combat the disease, the lives of these workers was put at risk on a daily basis. In particular, the death of Belly Mujinga — who worked at Victoria station, and died from Covid after allegedly being coughed and spat at — sticks in the mind.

On 26 April 2023, Mayor of London Sadiq Khan, and London's Transport Commissioner Andy Lord unveiled the simple, sobering memorial on a pedestrian square on Braham Street in Aldgate, as London's Transport Choir sang. Benches and new plants are placed nearby, inviting quiet reflection.

Said Andy Lord: "This memorial pays tribute to our colleagues who helped the capital when it was needed the most, but we sadly lost to coronavirus. Their tragic loss is devastating for us all and we owe them our gratitude and must never forget them."

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Peckham's Bussey Building is one of two Rooftop Film Club locations for summer 2023.It wouldn't be summer in London without an onslaught of pop-up outdoor cinemas and rooftop film screenings. Whether you're into classic flicks or the newest releases, check out where you can get your al fresco film fix in summer 2023.

Rooftop Film Club 2023: Peckham and StratfordRooftop Film Club returns to Roof East in Stratford for summer 2023King of the summer cinema scene Rooftop Film Club brings screenings to rooftops in Peckham (Bussey Building) and Stratford (Roof East) again this year.

RFC's winning formula involves mixing cult classics (Anchorman, Trainspotting, Clueless) with new releases (Rye Lane — which you can watch in the eponymous location, Cocaine Bear, The Whale) and perennial favourites (Mamma Mia!, The Notebook).

Food and drink is available from well-stocked bars and carefully-selected food vendors (Share a Slice pizza in Peckham, and a selection of traders at Roof East in Stratford). No rustling, please.

New for 2023 is an LED screen at the Peckham venue, meaning films can be shown during the day as well as at sundown. This means more family-friendly daytime screenings at weekends and during school holidays. Speaking of family, Peckham is a dog-friendly venue, with (well-behaved) canine companions welcome at all screenings.

Our recommendation? Head for the Bussey Building in Peckham for seriously impressive views over the London skyline at sunset.

Rooftop Film Club 2023. From 28 April at Roof East (Stratford) and from 1 May at Bussey Building (Peckham). Schedules and tickets are released around a month at a time.

Adventure Cinema 2023: multiple London venuesOsterley Park is one of Adventure Cinema's summer 2023 London pitstops.Touring outdoor movie screen Adventure Cinema rattles around the UK at a whiplash-inducing rate, swinging from Ayrshire to Plymouth and, thankfully for us, making a couple of pitstops in London — at rather beautiful venues to boot.

It's a fairly standard outdoor cinema set-up — bring your own picnic chair or blanket (unless you've splashed out for VIP tickets) to watch classic and newish releases (Elvis, Dirty Dancing, Top Gun: Maverick) in stately surroundings.

Most venues have food and drink stalls on-site, but you can bring your own picnic/snacks if you prefer. Alcohol rules vary between venues so check before you pack the vino.

Adventure Cinema 2023. UK tour begins 28 April, London dates include Charlton House & Gardens (11-13 May), Osterley Park and House (30 June-2 July), and Ham House & Garden (18-20 August).

Lower Marsh Lates... at the Movies, WaterlooFootball matches have previously been screened in Waterloo. This time round, think less booing, more singing.Wa-wa-wa-Waterloo is the place to head for singalong outdoor film screenings this summer, beginning with (what else?) Mamma Mia.

On the last Thursday of every month, May-September, a large screen and deckchairs are installed on Lower Marsh, for free screenings of Mamma Mia, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Little Shop of Horrors, Hairspray and Grease. Live entertainers from VAULT Festival are on hand to entertain you before the film begins, and drinks are available from local bars.

Lower Marsh Lates... at the Movies. FREE, 25 May-28 September.

The Luna Cinema 2023: multiple London venuesClapham Common is one of the venues on Luna Cinema's 2023 programme.Combine cinema with sightseeing courtesy of The Luna Cinema. It brings its outdoor screenings to some of London's most spectacular venues. This year's London locations are (deep breath): Kew Gardens, Dulwich Park, Kensington Palace, Hampton Court Palace, Westminster Abbey, Clapham Common, Marble Hill, Kenwood, Chiswick House, Wandsworth Park, and Wimbledon Park... That's some pretty swoonworthy architecture to admire — just try to keep your eyes on the screen.

Luna Cinema doesn't provide seats, so bring your own blankets, picnic chairs and the like. Each venue has a bar and food and drink stalls, and some venues will allow you to bring your own picnic in (no alcohol, glass, or sharp cutlery), but rules vary so check when you buy your tickets.

Every summer cinema staple you can think of is on the programme — Grease, Frozen, Moulin Rouge, Some Like It Hot — as well as newer releases such as Top Gun: Maverick and Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

Luna Cinema 2023. 14 June-14 September.

Movie Nights at Canary Wharf

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In the past, outdoor film screenings in Canary Wharf have felt like an afterthought, following a summer of cricket, F1 and Wimbledon screenings. But it's all change for 2023, with weekly (and free!) Movie Nights kicking off in June. Films include Bend It Like Beckham, Black Panther and Kinky Boots — shown on the big screen in Canada Square Park

Additionally, on selected Saturdays throughout the summer, Family Film Club screenings show U and PG rated films including Sing, Encanto, Toy Story and Paddington. Top tip if you take the kids to this: there's a free and very colourful mini golf course nearby where you can let off steam afterwards.

All Canary Wharf screenings are free and on a first come first served basis, so get there early to bag a good spot. Bring your own picnic blanket, and drinks and snacks — or pick up food from one of the nearby shops and cafes.

Movie Nights at Canary Wharf. FREE, Tuesdays in June and August, and Family Film Club runs Saturdays in June and August (not July — we expect Wimbledon screenings will take over then).

Kew The Movies at Kew GardensEnjoy five days of film screenings in Kew Gardens courtesy of Luna Cinema, with morning, afternoon and evening events — ideal for school holiday entertainment. The daytime screenings are family-friendly films including The Little Mermaid, Moana and Encanto, while the evenings are more for adults — think Top Gun: Maverick and Star Wars: A New Hope.

Kew The Movies 2023. 30 August-3 September 2023.


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Peckham's Bussey Building is one of two Rooftop Film Club locations for summer 2023.It wouldn't be summer in London without an onslaught of pop-up outdoor cinemas and rooftop film screenings. Whether you're into classic flicks or the newest releases, check out where you can get your al fresco film fix in summer 2023.

Rooftop Film Club 2023: Peckham and StratfordRooftop Film Club returns to Roof East in Stratford for summer 2023King of the summer cinema scene Rooftop Film Club brings screenings to rooftops in Peckham (Bussey Building) and Stratford (Roof East) again this year.

RFC's winning formula involves mixing cult classics (Anchorman, Trainspotting, Clueless) with new releases (Rye Lane — which you can watch in the eponymous location, Cocaine Bear, The Whale) and perennial favourites (Mamma Mia!, The Notebook).

Food and drink is available from well-stocked bars and carefully-selected food vendors (Share a Slice pizza in Peckham, and a selection of traders at Roof East in Stratford). No rustling, please.

New for 2023 is an LED screen at the Peckham venue, meaning films can be shown during the day as well as at sundown. This means more family-friendly daytime screenings at weekends and during school holidays. Speaking of family, Peckham is a dog-friendly venue, with (well-behaved) canine companions welcome at all screenings.

Our recommendation? Head for the Bussey Building in Peckham for seriously impressive views over the London skyline at sunset.

Rooftop Film Club 2023. From 28 April at Roof East (Stratford) and from 1 May at Bussey Building (Peckham). Schedules and tickets are released around a month at a time.

Adventure Cinema 2023: multiple London venuesOsterley Park is one of Adventure Cinema's summer 2023 London pitstops.Touring outdoor movie screen Adventure Cinema rattles around the UK at a whiplash-inducing rate, swinging from Ayrshire to Plymouth and, thankfully for us, making a couple of pitstops in London — at rather beautiful venues to boot.

It's a fairly standard outdoor cinema set-up — bring your own picnic chair or blanket (unless you've splashed out for VIP tickets) to watch classic and newish releases (Elvis, Dirty Dancing, Top Gun: Maverick) in stately surroundings.

Most venues have food and drink stalls on-site, but you can bring your own picnic/snacks if you prefer. Alcohol rules vary between venues so check before you pack the vino.

Adventure Cinema 2023. UK tour begins 28 April, London dates include Charlton House & Gardens (11-13 May), Osterley Park and House (30 June-2 July), and Ham House & Garden (18-20 August).

Lower Marsh Lates... at the Movies, WaterlooFootball matches have previously been screened in Waterloo. This time round, think less booing, more singing.Wa-wa-wa-Waterloo is the place to head for singalong outdoor film screenings this summer, beginning with (what else?) Mamma Mia.

On the last Thursday of every month, May-September, a large screen and deckchairs are installed on Lower Marsh, for free screenings of Mamma Mia, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Little Shop of Horrors, Hairspray and Grease. Live entertainers from VAULT Festival are on hand to entertain you before the film begins, and drinks are available from local bars.

Lower Marsh Lates... at the Movies. FREE, 25 May-28 September.

The Luna Cinema 2023: multiple London venuesClapham Common is one of the venues on Luna Cinema's 2023 programme.Combine cinema with sightseeing courtesy of The Luna Cinema. It brings its outdoor screenings to some of London's most spectacular venues. This year's London locations are (deep breath): Kew Gardens, Dulwich Park, Kensington Palace, Hampton Court Palace, Westminster Abbey, Clapham Common, Marble Hill, Kenwood, Chiswick House, Wandsworth Park, and Wimbledon Park... That's some pretty swoonworthy architecture to admire — just try to keep your eyes on the screen.

Luna Cinema doesn't provide seats, so bring your own blankets, picnic chairs and the like. Each venue has a bar and food and drink stalls, and some venues will allow you to bring your own picnic in (no alcohol, glass, or sharp cutlery), but rules vary so check when you buy your tickets.

Every summer cinema staple you can think of is on the programme — Grease, Frozen, Moulin Rouge, Some Like It Hot — as well as newer releases such as Top Gun: Maverick and Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

Luna Cinema 2023. 14 June-14 September.

Movie Nights at Canary Wharf

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In the past, outdoor film screenings in Canary Wharf have felt like an afterthought, following a summer of cricket, F1 and Wimbledon screenings. But it's all change for 2023, with weekly (and free!) Movie Nights kicking off in June. Films include Bend It Like Beckham, Black Panther and Kinky Boots — shown on the big screen in Canada Square Park

Additionally, on selected Saturdays throughout the summer, Family Film Club screenings show U and PG rated films including Sing, Encanto, Toy Story and Paddington. Top tip if you take the kids to this: there's a free and very colourful mini golf course nearby where you can let off steam afterwards.

All Canary Wharf screenings are free and on a first come first served basis, so get there early to bag a good spot. Bring your own picnic blanket, and drinks and snacks — or pick up food from one of the nearby shops and cafes.

Movie Nights at Canary Wharf. FREE, Tuesdays in June and August, and Family Film Club runs Saturdays in June and August (not July — we expect Wimbledon screenings will take over then).

Kew The Movies at Kew GardensEnjoy five days of film screenings in Kew Gardens courtesy of Luna Cinema, with morning, afternoon and evening events — ideal for school holiday entertainment. The daytime screenings are family-friendly films including The Little Mermaid, Moana and Encanto, while the evenings are more for adults — think Top Gun: Maverick and Star Wars: A New Hope.

Kew The Movies 2023. 30 August-3 September 2023.


Weather not on your side but still fancy a film? Check out London's best independent cinemas. And keep an eye out for these London buildings which all used to be cinemas.

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A rock in Crystal Palace ParkCan you help us track down all these lumps of rock from the dawn of complex life?

Bromley contains what might be called London's oldest sculpture trail. Strewn throughout the borough are more than a dozen lumps of rock, each thought to be 2 billion years old. That's older than London; older than humans; older than dinosaurs. The London Borough of Bromley has public art that predates multicellular life!

The so-called Millennium Rocks were gifted to the borough in the year 2000 by the Highland Commission, taken from the fishing village of Lochinver in North West Scotland. Each rock is a sample of Lewisian Gneiss, much, much older than the stone upon which Bromley is built.

A Millennium rock outside Beckenham libraryThe project was arranged by Bromley's Ravensbourne Geological Society. With the help of National Lottery money, the group also arranged for 50,000 local school children to receive a small chipping of the ancient stone.

"The oldest rock we have near to Bromley is chalk," said a geologist at the time. "A mere youngster at 65 million years old." It's not clear whether Lochinver received any offcuts of Bromley in return.

A classy rock in PengeBromley's immigrant rocks are, in fact, among the oldest objects anywhere in London — and they're all free to visit. The trouble is, nobody seems to have ever published a list of where the stones lie, nor even how many are out there.

We've had a go at putting a list together based on a bit of desk and foot research.

  • Beckenham Library
  • Betts Park (Anerley)
  • Biggin Hill Memorial Library
  • Bromley Civic Centre
  • Crystal Palace Park (east entrance)
  • Hayes Library
  • High Elms Country Park
  • King's Meadow (north of Bromley)
  • Penge Lane
  • Priory Gardens, Orpington
  • Queens Gardens Bromley
  • Shortlands station

Another rock in Betts Park, AnerleyWe've found hints of other stones hidden away in other parts of Bromley. The easy route would be to simply ask the council for more information, but it's much more fun to do this the old-fashioned Web2.0 way and crowdsource more info. So... if you know about another chunk of Lewisian Gneiss in Bromley, do get in touch!

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A rock in Crystal Palace ParkCan you help us track down all these lumps of rock from the dawn of complex life?

Bromley contains what might be called London's oldest sculpture trail. Strewn throughout the borough are more than a dozen lumps of rock, each thought to be 2 billion years old. That's older than London; older than humans; older than dinosaurs. The London Borough of Bromley has public art that predates multicellular life!

The so-called Millennium Rocks were gifted to the borough in the year 2000 by the Highland Commission, taken from the fishing village of Lochinver in North West Scotland. Each rock is a sample of Lewisian Gneiss, much, much older than the stone upon which Bromley is built.

A Millennium rock outside Beckenham libraryThe project was arranged by Bromley's Ravensbourne Geological Society. With the help of National Lottery money, the group also arranged for 50,000 local school children to receive a small chipping of the ancient stone.

"The oldest rock we have near to Bromley is chalk," said a geologist at the time. "A mere youngster at 65 million years old." It's not clear whether Lochinver received any offcuts of Bromley in return.

A classy rock in PengeBromley's immigrant rocks are, in fact, among the oldest objects anywhere in London — and they're all free to visit. The trouble is, nobody seems to have ever published a list of where the stones lie, nor even how many are out there.

We've had a go at putting a list together based on a bit of desk and foot research.

  • Beckenham Library
  • Betts Park (Anerley)
  • Biggin Hill Memorial Library
  • Bromley Civic Centre
  • Crystal Palace Park (east entrance)
  • Hayes Library
  • High Elms Country Park
  • King's Meadow (north of Bromley)
  • Penge Lane
  • Priory Gardens, Orpington
  • Queens Gardens Bromley
  • Shortlands station

Another rock in Betts Park, AnerleyWe've found hints of other stones hidden away in other parts of Bromley. The easy route would be to simply ask the council for more information, but it's much more fun to do this the old-fashioned Web2.0 way and crowdsource more info. So... if you know about another chunk of Lewisian Gneiss in Bromley, do get in touch!

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Discovered the hidden gem that is Elephant Park yet? This leafy corner of Elephant and Castle is home to buzzing restaurants and bars offering global cuisines (including loads of great brunch options), a beautiful medley of indie retailers, and — at the centre of it all — a 2.5 acre park.

Throughout 2023, you'll also find an eclectic array of things to do, from video game speed dating, to cocktail masterclasses, to candlelit yoga. Back in March, we went to discover a neighbourhood event for ourselves and have a nose around the Zone 1 neighbourhood...

Elephant Park's Earth Hour celebrations — a day of sustainability and wellness-themed activities — gave us the perfect opportunity to explore the neighbourhood's quirkiest corners.

There was leaf-printing in Little Louie, the rather charming cafe-bar at multi-use venue Elephant Stores (it also boasts an independent gift shop run by SoLo Craft Fair and a bike repair service). We also got to experience the great outdoors with a tour of the park's many trees, before finishing up with a guided meditation in The Tree House — a stunning community space with a rooftop terrace shaded by a canopy of greenery.

Earth Hour 2023 may have come and gone, but you can be the first to know about all upcoming events by signing up to Elephant Park's newsletter, or keeping tabs on what's on here.

Even if there isn't an event on, this thriving community is still well-worth a visit. Both tube and national rail services are nearby, which makes getting here a breeze — you can really make a day of it. Start with shopping, then take the kids to let off some steam in the park, before refuelling with something special from one of the many local food traders.

Oh, and if you really like what you find, you might want to know that Elephant Park has a variety of high quality, newly-built homes available to buy and rent...

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Europe's biggest Eid festival takes place in west London.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.**

  1. Laugh your socks off in a Hackney basementLurking beneath a bougie Argentinian eatery in Stoke Newington, Poster Comedy puts on free comedy shows most nights of the week (Fridays are their only night off), hosting emerging stars to stand-up A-listers. There's also a happy hour from 5pm-8pm, where two cocktails cost just £15.

Various nights of the week, free

  1. Learn about writing about artLondonist art critic Tabish Khan makes an appearance at the All About Art 2nd Anniversary Weekend, celebrating two years of the All About Art podcast. Head to the Textile Building in Hackney on Monday evening to hear Tabish talks to author Ruth Millington, Sarah Bolwell of The Burlington Magazine, and art-critic comedian Verity Babbs about the different ways of writing about art, the sort of jobs it can lead to, and who decides what gets published and what doesn't.

£4, 24 April.

  1. Get the lowdown on Nursing Beyond BordersThe Royal College of Nursing stays open late for a free evening of talks and activities on the theme of international nursing. Hear about the lives and careers of British nurses internationally including Mary Abbott, Marjorie Simpson and Sheila Quinn; find out why so many British nurses were enquiring about working abroad in the 1960s; and take a tour of a new resource showcasing the international achievements of British nurses.

Free, 25 April.

  1. Find out why Leytonstone Loves FilmBarbican Cinema decamps to Good Shepherd Studios in Leytonstone on Saturday, for a day of activities, workshops and film screenings. It's part of the Leytonstone Loves Film series, celebrating the cinema industry in the local area — it was Alfred Hitchcock's birthplace, so they know a thing or two about the big screen.

Free, 29 April.

  1. Celebrate Eid in LondonEid al-Fitr is a Muslim celebration marking the end of Ramadan, the month of fasting in daylight hours. Although it was officially celebrated in the UK on 21 April, there are a couple of big Eid events in London this weekend:

  2. Eid in the Square:a day of Islamic-inspired music, food and family activities, taking place in Trafalgar Square. Free, 29 April.

  3. Eid Festival London: apparently Europe's biggest Eid Celebration, with three days of festivities including Halal street food stalls, in-store activities, shopping stalls, live entertainment, and much more, all taking place at Westfield in Shepherd's Bush. Free entry, 29 April-1 May.

  4. Take to the water at the Canalway CavalcadeImage: steve_w via creative commonsEvery early May bank holiday, the Little Venice area is taken over by the IWA Canalway Cavalcade, a lively celebration of London's waterways. Dozens of boats moor up, decked out in bunting and other decorations, and take part in events include a pageant, and an illuminated boat parade at night. Back on dry land there are food, drink, art and craft stalls, live music, and entertainment for the kids.

Free, 29 April-1 May.

  1. Peruse artworks in a shopping centreTalented artist Rod Kitson opens the doors of his Surrey Quays studio for a retrospective.Artist Rod Kitson opens up his studio in Surrey Quays Shopping Centre, for his latest exhibition 'Communities'. It's a retrospective of all the shows he's done in his Art of Isolation space since moving here in 2019 — and includes furniture from a cardboard 'living room', and a large rug painted in sections by members of the public. There's also a selection of portraits from Kitson's ongoing Where Are We Now project, in which he's ambitiously (but successfully) painting the faces of 350 Londoners.

Free, until 3 May (closed Mondays)

  1. Get to know Croydon's Caribbean influencersDesmond Dekker, by Danijah Tafari, 1995, NPG x76192, © Danijah TafarAs part of Croydon's tenure as London Borough of Culture, catch Citizen UK: Caribbean Influencers, a free exhibition at the Museum of Croydon which shows how Caribbean migration has influenced the borough.

Put together in collaboration with the National Portrait Gallery, the display explores the stories and influence of Croydon residents who have shaped the borough through their Caribbean roots, but are often uncredited or underrepresented, including the Metropolitan Police's first female Black police officer, the late Sislin Fay Allen, sibling champion boxers Clinton and Duke McKenzie and renowned musical director, composer and performer, Ken Burton. Jamaican musician Desmond Dekker also features.

Citizen Researchers held workshops in which they explored archive material and themes, collected oral histories and considered whose stories were missing from the public record. The exhibition tells these stories using archive material, spoken word and portraits, giving a snapshot of the local histories uncovered.

Free, until 18 June (Wednesdays and Fridays only).

  1. Rediscover the Lost East EndThe current exhibition at Oxford House in Bethnal Green is Lost East End, a display of work by local photographer Philip Cunningham, depicting people, places and community activism in 1970s east London. Many of the images on display in the exhibition have not been seen in over 50 years.

Free, until 27 October (open Monday-Friday, 10am-5pm).

  1. Have a budget-friendly bank holiday weekendThe weekend of 29 April-1 May is a bank holiday weekend (as is the following one, FYI). If you're lucky enough to have a bit of extra time off work, peruse our guide to spending a bank holiday in London. There are plenty of budget-friendly options, including walking and cycling routes, and parks to visit. Lovely.

  2. Indulge in bluebell spotting Get out and about admiring the bluebells'Tis the season for carpets of lilac, as the bluebells spring up in parks and woodland around London and beyond. Take a look at our guide on where to spot bluebells in and around London to find your nearest spot. Just take care not to pick or trample any of them, as they're a delicate species and can take years to recover.

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All weekendHead west for London Eid.HISTORY FEST: Rupert Everett and Lucy Worsley are two of the guest speakers at HistFest 2023, two days of history talks at the British Library. Topics range from Oscar Wilde to Indigenous Americans to Agatha Christie. 29-30 April

CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 29 April-1 May

EID CELEBRATIONS: Trafalgar Square is the setting for Eid in the Square, London's official Eid celebration to mark the end of Ramadan for the Muslim community. FREE, 29 April. Meanwhile, Westfield in Shepherd's Bush hosts London Eid, the largest Eid celebration in Europe, with Halal street food stalls, in-store activities, shopping stalls, live entertainment, and more. FREE ENTRY, 29 April-1 May

QUEER EAST: Asian LGBTQ+ film festival Queer East continues at venues across London. Highlights this weekend include the UK premiere of Filipino drama About Us But Not About Us, and All About My Mother, a programme of shorts about the mother figure in LGBTQ+ families. *Until 30 April*

The Canalway Cavalcade is back in town. Photo: garryknight via creative commonsPHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITION: This is the final weekend of the Sony World Photography Awards 2023 exhibition at Somerset House, which showcases landscapes, portraits, action shots and more, snapped all over the globe. There was a bit of controversy over this year's awards when photographer Boris Eldagsen turned down his award after admitting he'd used AI, in a bid to raise awareness of issues surrounding AI in art. Until 1 May

APRIL EXHIBITIONS: As April draws to a close, all 10 of the top exhibitions recommended by our art critic are now open, ranging from the Pre-Raphaelites to Ai Weiwei, including the Sony World Photography Awards mentioned above. Check gallery and museum opening times before you travel, as they may vary from normal over the bank holiday weekend.

CORONATION AFTERNOON TEAS: It won't have escaped your notice that there's a coronation coming up, and plenty of restaurants and hotels are celebrating early with special regal-themed afternoon tea menus. If tucking into teeny crowns, orbs and sceptres appeals to you, get booking, as most places will likely be sold out for the coronation week itself.

BANK HOLIDAY: This weekend and next are both bank holidays, so probably worth bookmarking our guide to spending bank holiday weekend in London. We've covered walking tours, cycling routes, secret gardens, sporting endeavours, pubs, Sunday roasts, family-friendly activities, and plenty more.

BLUEBELLS: Out with the pink and in with the blue, as cherry blossom season gives way to bluebell season. The lilac hues usually crank up a notch towards the end of April and into May, as bluebell season takes hold. Here are the best places to find bluebells in and around London. You might even get lucky and spot some early wisteria too.


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The final weekend of Camden Market's floral-themed spring festival Last weekend, Hawley Wharf Spring Festival brought flower power aplenty to one of the prettiest bits of Camden. This weekend, it's back with more art and activities to celebrate the arrival of longer, brighter days.

Make a beeline for the bridges beside Waterside Halls to admire magnificent hanging floral displays by local florist Elle Shoel FlwrGrl. Then stop by the outdoor flower stalls where you can choose between fresh bouquets by Roka Brings Flowers or gorgeous dried blooms. There's even flower-themed food, in the form of Soho Creamery's orchid ice cream!

For liquid refreshments, there's Juice Junkiez freshly-squeezed juices and cocktails. Or you can head to 3 Locks Brewery for Fruhlingsfest fun, featuring a live brass band (this one must booked in advance). And if you've got kids, don't miss out on face painting at clothing shop Josiah Amari, or a ride on the carousel!

Hawley Wharf Spring Festival. Until 30 April. See the line up and book all your tickets here.


Saturday 29 AprilWays to keep yourself busy with a whole bank holiday weekend stretching out in front of you. Photo: Fas Khan via UnsplashLEYTONSTONE LOVES FILM: Barbican Cinema decamps to Good Shepherd Studios in Leytonstone, for a day of activities, workshops and film screenings. It's part of the Leytonstone Loves Film series of events, celebrating the cinema industry in the local area — it was Alfred Hitchcock's birthplace, so they know a thing or two about the big screen. FREE, 11am

*FASHION MEETS MUSIC: Showcasing independent Black-owned brands, Fashion Meets Music launches its new store in Westfield Stratford City today, selling everything from fashion to books to home decor. From 12pm*

SWEENEY TODD: Last chance to catch a new production of Sweeney Todd at Wilton's Music Hall. With an orchestra of 10, and music penned by British opera composers of the Victorian age, it tells the story of Fleet Street's infamous barber as it would have been performed originally, at the nearby Britannia Theatre in Hoxton. *2.30pm/7.30pm*

STANLEY TUCCI: Actor and foodie Stanley Tucci makes a one-off appearance at the Royal Albert Hall, in an event raising money for food bank The Trussell Trust. With a special guest host (TBC) he discusses his career, recipes from his bestselling book Taste, and growing up in an Italian American family. 7.30pm

CATALAN POETRY: As part of the European Poetry Festival, head to Rich Mix for an evening of poetic performance by leading poets from the Catalan poetry scene, teaming up with British based counterparts in 'Camarade' pairs to perform new work. FREE, 7.30pm

Hear from Stanley Tucci at the Royal Albert Hall. Image: smoothdude via creative commonsFROM GOLD TO RIO: Why be the tribute act of one band, when you can be two? From Gold to Rio perform the hits of both Spandau ballet and Duran Duran at the Broadway Barking tonight — in short, this is the jackpot for Duranies Spandies! **8pm****

00S VS 10S PARTY: Dance the night away to tunes from two specific decades, at the Club de Fromage 00s vs 10s party. Taking place at O2 Academy Islington, it's a cheesy club night playing songs by the likes of Britney, Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, High School Musical, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Daft Punk, The Greatest Showman, One Direction, Dua Lipa — with singalongs, confetti cannons, and other entertainment thrown in. 10.30pm-3.30am

1991: If your tastes are a tad more retro, Call It A Year: 1991 at Hackney's MOTH Club might suit your mood — as the name suggests, they're spinning tracks from that one year only, feat. the likes of Madonna, the Manics, Blur and Kylie. 11pm

LOTR ALL NIGHTER: The Prince Charles Cinema hosts one of its legendary Lord of the Rings all-nighters, showing the extended editions of each of the films in the trilogy, back to back. If you make it all the way through, make sure you stick around for the survivors photo at the end. 11pm-11.15am

Sunday 30 AprilWhitewebbs Museum is open today - with a special event in the grounds.BLACKHORSE BEER MILE: Frankly any Sunday is good for a spot of brewery hopping around the Blackhorse Beer Mile, but this one's extra special — it's the one-year anniversary of the official Beer Mile launch, and eight venues (including Renegade Urban Winery for the non-hopheads) are celebrating with tasting sessions, food, games and DJs. *Check individual websites for opening times*

GATHERING OF GEEZERS: This month's Sunday opening at Whitewebbs Museum in Enfield isn't a normal one. A 'Gathering of Geezers' is scheduled to take place in the grounds, with over 30 'hot rod' classic cars on display, and live music from Rockabilly Radio. The transport museum is open too — here's an idea of what to expect. 10am-4pm

VINTAGE KILO SALE: Refresh your wardrobe at the Brixton Vintage Kilo Sale, where you can shop for vintage clothes and accessories by weight. Head to Lambeth Town Hall to browse through up to nine tonnes of goods, then pay for your picks at a cost of £20 per kilo, no minimum (or maximum) spend. 10am-4pm

SOME LIKE IT HOT: For the final Cosy Comedy Club of the current run, Dugdale Arts Centre in Enfield screens 1959 classic caper, Some Like It Hot, starring Marilyn Monroe. Your ticket includes a hot drink and a bag of popcorn. *2pm*

HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS: American exhibition basketball team the Harlem Globetrotters bounce their way into The O2 for a lively showcase of basketball skills, including plenty of jump shots, slam dunks and half-court hook shots. Door 6pm

Head to Deptford to witness this on Monday. Photo: Doyle of London via creative commonsSUNDAY CONCERT: It's the turn of the Medea Quartet to grace the stage at this week's Sunday Concert at Conway Hall — the longest-running series of chamber music concerts in Europe. The Medea Quartet formed in 2020, featuring Mira Marton (violin), Clara Mezzanatto (violin), Joanna Patrick (viola) and Ada Guarneri (cello), and today they perform works by Haydn, Britten and Mendelssohn. 6.30pm

WEST END DOES HOLLYWOOD: End your month on a lively note with West End Does: Hollywood at Cadogan Hall. Pretty much does what it says on the tin: performers from the West End stage (Come From Away, Six, Jesus Christ Superstar) tackling tunes from Hollywood films. 6.30pm

TEST MATCH SPECIAL: BBC Radio 5 cricket programme Text Match Special takes place live at Southbank Centre tonight — and it's an Ashes special. Presenter Jonathan 'Aggers' Agnew and Australia legend Glenn McGrath share stories, memories, and predictions ahead of the Ashes this summer, with a chance to ask them your questions too. 7.30pm

LOVE IN MIND: Tomorrow's Warriors, Chineke! Orchestra and the National Children's Orchestras of Great Britain are on the bill for Love in Mind at the Southbank Centre, the launch of a new trust supporting the mental wellbeing of young creatives. 7.30pm

Monday 1 MayHead to Brixton Windmill for a Beer and Bread Festival. Photo: Matt BrownDEPTFORD JACK: It wouldn't be a bank holiday in London without a bizarre tradition taking place somewhere. Enter the Deptford Jack in the Green, a traditional procession around the Deptford area which was revived by the Blackheath Morris Men in the 1980s. The central character is the Jack in the Green, a man covered in a frame of greenery. Starts and finishes at the Dog & Bell. FREE, 12pm-5.10pm

BLACK HISTORY WALK: Join Black History Walks for a guided tour around the St Paul's and Bank area of the City of London, seeking out parts which denote an African presence dating back centuries, and which show submerged links between racism, trade, religion, slavery and politics. Find out about Ancient African architecture, African influence on European romance, secret societies, world economics and the church, Black freedom fighters in 18th century London and more. 1pm-3pm

BEER AND BREAD FESTIVAL: Local craft breweries and artisan bakeries are jointly celebrated at Brixton Windmill's Beer and Bread Festival. The space around the windmill is taken over by food and drink stalls, a live music stage, craft workshops, games, and maypole dancing for children. 1pm-5pm

RYE LANE: Not yet seen recently-released (and highly-praised) romcom film Rye Lane? It's set in south London (Peckham, Brixton, South Bank), and tonight there's a chance to watch it from above the eponymous Peckham thoroughfare. Rooftop Film Club screens it at the Bussey Building, with deckchairs, wireless headphones, and a side of views across London. 8.30pm

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Next stop phase 3. Image: TfLThe Elizabeth line is about to hit phase 3, meaning trains that are more frequent and faster — plus a new direct route.

London's £19 billion railway finally opened on 24 May 2022. Phase 1 saw the new stations in the central section of the line open (bar Bond Street, which was delayed). Phase 2 last autumn connected up services from Reading in the west and Shenfield in the east, with the central section. (Bond Street also opened, and Sunday services started running.)

Now phase 3 — arriving on Sunday 21 May 2023 — will see the Elizabeth line reach its full potential. That means:

  • Peak time frequencies increasing from 22 to up to 24 trains per hour between Paddington and Whitechapel (16 trains per hour off-peak).
  • Frequency of 12 trains per hour running between Canary Wharf and Abbey Wood restored.
  • Two trains an hour running directly between Shenfield and Heathrow Airport — no need to change trains.
  • Reduced journey times between Reading and Paddington (since November 2022, some services have had to wait between stations, to join Network Rail tracks or enter Elizabeth line tunnels).
  • More frequent services to and from Heathrow Airport; overall six Elizabeth trains will arrive and leave each hour, all day.

We asked Londonist readers last year if the Elizabeth line had changed their lives for the better. Your responses were mixed — from "100%" to "It doesn't go to anywhere I need to go".

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An installation from last year's festival, which had a Jubilee theme. Image: Chelsea in BloomDozens of floral sculptures and arches will take over west London in May, with the return of Chelsea in Bloom.

The free flower festival takes place each year to coincide with the RHS Chelsea Flower Show nearby, with local shops, restaurants and other businesses festooning themselves with huge, flowery artworks. Over 100 local businesses took place last year, competing for prizes for the best display.

2023's theme is Flowers on Film, celebrating characters and storylines which we'll recognise from cinema screens, as well as important cinema awards. Look out for a life-sized Oscars statue and interactive red carpet, both on Pavilion Road, as well as nods to films which were set or filmed in the local area (A Clockwork Orange, Withnail and I, A Good Year, Skyfall...).

Photo: Chelsea in BloomDetails of installations will be announced on the Chelsea in Bloom website closer to the time, as well as a map to help you plan your walk. Complimentary rickshaw rides and walking tours can be booked at the Information Point in Sloane Square during the festival, offering an alternative way to view the blooms.

It's completely free to wander around Chelsea in Bloom, which covers King's Road, Duke of York Square, Sloane Square, Sloane Street, Dovehouse Green and Royal Avenue.

A previous Chelsea in Bloom, when there was an 'under the sea' theme. Photo: LondonistYou'll be wanting your comfiest shoes if you're planning to see it all on foot — particularly if you combine it with a wander around nearby Belgravia in Bloom, a similar free flower festival which this year has a wild animals theme.

Chelsea in Bloom: Flowers on Film takes place 22-27 May 2023.

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We all have an opinion about London's best pubs. But what is the most famous? Which pub, among the many thousands, is known to the most people all over the world?

The question actually has more nuance than we at first assumed. Many factors can make a pub famous, including a prominent location, notoriety and crime links, historic interiors or sheer Instagrammability.

So what is London's most famous pub?

Most famous pubs, by public vote"What's London's most famous pub?" we asked on both Facebook and Twitter. The results poured forth, like beer from a leaky cask. Here we present the top 10 suggestions as voted for by Londonist readers. Remember, this is a poll of what we perceive to be "most popular", not necessarily "the best".

  1. The Coach and Horses, SohoThe most famous pub in London's most-famous centre of hedonism, the Coach and Horses is a surprisingly laid-back affair, and one of the few central pubs where you'll still find a carpet. Its reputation rests on its legendary former landlord, Norman Balon, famed for his foul-mouthed directness (his memoirs are called "You're Barred, You Bastards"). Under Balon's 60-year tenure, the pub became a regular drinking spot of journalists, including the much mythologised Jeffrey Bernard, which helped spread its name far beyond its own drinking circle. Not to be confused with the Johnny-come-lately Coach and Horses one block away on Old Compton Street. 42 votes

  2. The Old Bull and Bush, HampsteadA fine old pub half way between Golders Green and Hampstead. It's perhaps a bit too swanky and gastro (not to mention out of the way) to be super famous these days, but it got a high vote thanks to people remembering "the good old days", whatever those were. The pub gets a tiny bit of additional fame, thanks to its associations with a never-opened ghost station. Oddly, the nearby Spaniard's Inn got very few mentions. 43 votes.

  3. The 10 Bells, SpitalfieldsAn attractive, always bustling pub. It would always score highly, given its proximity to Spitalfields Market and Brick Lane. Its inclusion in the list, though, mostly reflects its associations with Jack the Ripper (Mary Kelly, the last known victim, was drinking here shortly before her death). It won't be the last pub to make this list thanks to horrific connections. 55 votes.

=7. The Punch and Judy, Covent GardenThis one might come as a surprise to many Londoners, but the Punch and Judy is immensely well known among out-of-towners. Its location slap bang in the middle of Covent Garden market makes it a tourist favourite, and hence it got a large vote from that contingent. 57 votes.

=7. The George, Borough High StreetAuthor Pete Brown reads from his book Shakespeare's Local, about The GeorgeAlmost always referred to as "London's last remaining galleried coaching inn", the George rivals Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (see below) as central London's most atmospheric old pub. The location so close to London Bridge station and Borough Market guarantee it a large footfall. Despite being only mid-table in our reader poll, the AI interface ChatGPT reckons this is one of the four most famous pubs in London (see below for the others). 57 votes.

  1. The Churchill Arms, Notting HillThe one with all the foliage and lights. This is the pub which prompted this article. It is incredibly well known among Instagramers thanks to the overabundance of hanging baskets (and Christmas trees in the season). Its unique appearance has also seen the Churchill appear prominently in most tourist guides. But this Fuller's house may be a mystery to Londoners who aren't in those demographics. 60 votes.

  2. The World's End, Camden TownFrequented by generations of music lovers, the World's End has to be London's most famous live music pub. The venue's roots go back centuries, so it has historical credentials, to boot. The nearby Good Mixer and Hawley Arms had their turns in the spotlight, but the World's End keeps on chugging through the decades. 86 votes.

  3. The Prospect of Whitby, WappingThis list of monarchs recently got an update, we hearA lovely old riverside pub, downstream of the main tourist flow, but historic enough to draw a crowd. You'll find it in tourist guides, but it doesn't have a particularly touristy buzz, thanks again to its out-of-centre location. ChatGPT ranks it as one of the four most-famous pubs in London. 122 votes.

  4. The Blind Beggar, WhitechapelThe Blind Beggar is a decent, down-to-earth pub with an excellent beer garden and gigantic koi carp. But we all know what it's really famous for. In 1966 Ronnie Kray walked into the bar and shot Georgie Cornell in the head. More than half a century on, the continual grim fascination with the Krays has ensured its survival when many other traditional East End boozers have waned. This place also seems to be particularly well known among non-Londoners. 134 votes.

  5. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Fleet StreetThe rickety old Cheese is ancient, rebuilt immediately after the Great Fire of 1666. Everyone has visited, from Dickens to Johnson to a baby elephant. We defy you to find a single tourist guide to London (from any century) that doesn't sing the praises of this timeless old pub — even ChatGPT reckons it's one of the four most-famous. 149 votes

Most famous pubs in London: our verdictThe publicly voted list above is a good approximation, but it's missing a few very obvious biggies. Using a little editorial judgment, we'd like to add the following:

The Anchor, BanksideYes, we'd rather be drinking at the Prospect of Whitby too, but surely... surely... The Anchor is the more famous riverside pub. It could hardly get more footfall, positioned roughly midway between Borough Market and Tate Modern. It must be passed by millions of tourists (and Londoners) each year, quite a few of whom pop inside. The same goes for several other pubs along this stretch, but the Anchor has the historical chops that get it into all the guidebooks. This would be our pick as London's most famous pub.

Lamb and Flag, Covent GardenThe winning combo of being very centrally placed and extremely old and historic should promote the Lamb and Flag to the A-list of London's best-known pubs. ChatGPT agrees, listing it alongside the Cheese, the George and the Prospect as one of London's four most famous pubs. Despite being a little on the small side, it somehow finds room for all-comers, which include tourists and Londoners in something like equal measure. Top tip: head upstairs for an oft-quieter space.

The Blackfriar, BlackfriarsThe Blackfriar is noted for its eccentric monk-infused decor and rare (in London) art nouveau architecture. It's not the largest pub in town, but the open space out front allows for many more drinkers in warmer/dryer months. They flock in high numbers thanks to inclusion in just about every guide book, as well as a strong word-of-mouth reputation. Plus, it's a bit of a commuters' pub, thanks to its proximity to Blackfriars station.

The Royal Vauxhall TavernIt's been London's most famous gay bar for as long as anyone can remember, certainly since the second world war. The RVT's fame also rests on its long tradition of live performance, and particularly drag acts. This is the place where Lily Savage quipped "They've come to help with the washing up," when police raided the pub wearing rubber gloves. It is now Grade-II listed in recognition of its importance to the LGBT+ community.

The Leaky Cauldron, Diagon AlleyLondon's most famous fictional pub is likely to be this wizarding hang-out from the Harry Potter series. It's located on Diagon Alley, whose location is a bit of a mystery to us muggles. However, the movie version of Half-Blood Prince places it just off Charing Cross Road, just here.

The Angel, IslingtonToday, it's an indifferent Wetherspoons on the wrong site, but the traditional Angel was a famous landmark, as one of the main coaching inns on the approach to London. It found much, much wider fame, though, when it was chosen as one of the three maroon properties on the UK Monopoly board.

The Queen Vic, WalfordAnother immensely well-known fictional pub, the watering hole from Eastenders is pretty much universally known among Brits, even those who've never visited London. We reckon the Leaky Cauldron would Expelliarmus it out of the water for international fame, however.

Other suggestionsThe question "What is London's most famous pub?" was interpreted on social media in different ways, with many answers highlighting pubs that are famous in certain circles, rather than to the population at large. We've included most of them below, in alphabetical order.

The Admiral Duncan, Soho: The famed gay pub, which sadly reached wider cognisance in 1999 after a fatal bomb attack.

The Archway Tavern: Historically one of north London's most famous pubs. It fell on hard times in recent years, changing name and owners several times, but has now reopened.

The Captain Kidd, Wapping: Perhaps the most touristy of the (all excellent) Wapping riverside pubs.

The Coal Hole, Strand: Atmospheric Strand pub with lots of passing trade.

The Cutty Sark, Greenwich: Best of the Greenwich riverside pubs, though surely not as famous as the Trafalgar?

The Dove, Hammersmith: Excellent riverside pub claiming to have London's smallest bar.

Dublin Castle, Camden Town: One of London's most famous small-gig venues.

The Eagle, Clerkenwell: Famous among foodies as "Britain's first gastropub".

The Elephant and Castle: The modern-day pub is the latest of several. The original gave its name to the area, hence it has a sort of big fame.

Faltering Fullback, Stroud Green: Not 'famous' among everyone, but draws pub connoisseurs from all over London.

The French House, Soho: A slightly cliquey, slightly quirky Soho institution where you can't order pints.

The Garrick Arms, Covent Garden: A theatre-going favourite in the heart of the West End.

The Globe, Baker Street: Heaving sports pub opposite Baker Street station, attracts many fans on the way to Wembley.

The Harp, Covent Garden: Multi-award winning real/craft ale pub very close to Trafalgar Square. Super-famous among beer fans, less famous among the wider population.

Hope and Anchor, Islington: Its fame has perhaps waned, but in the 80s, this pub was well known for its punk and pub rock scene.

The Lyric, Soho: One of the best craft ale pubs in London, right in the centre.

The Mayflower, Rotherhithe: A must-see for visiting Americans, given its connections to the pilgrim-conveying ship.

The Nag's Head, Peckham: Another fictional pub, from Only Fools and Horses (although it has since inspired a real pub of that name).

Ye Olde Mitre, Holborn: Usually billed as London's hardest to find pub. It isn't; but it is very charming and olde worlde.

The Plumber's Arms, Belgravia: Another pub notorious for its criminal connections, in this case Lord Lucan.

The Pride of Spitalfields: Caught in a timewarp bubble where it's still the 50s (1950s/1850s, nobody's sure).

Red Lion, Parliament Street: Once frequented by MPs, the historic pub now gets most of its trade from tourists.

St Stephen's Tavern, Westminster: The closest pub to the Houses of Parliament.

The Salisbury, Covent Garden: Punches above its West End rivals thanks to a glorious interior.

The Seven Stars, Lincoln's Inn: Glorious old pub in the legal quarters. Hardly London's most famous, but among its most charming.

The Sherlock Holmes, Charing Cross: Central location, plus well-known literary connection = kerching.

The Ship, Wardour Street: Another bustling Soho boozer.

Skehans, Nunhead: Regular award-winning Irish pub, famous amongst beer cognoscenti.

Spaniard's Inn, Hampstead: Fantastic ye olde pub on Hampstead Heath with spurious Dick Turpin connections.

The Star Tavern, Belgravia: Famous as the pub where the Great Train Robbery was planned.

The Stranger's Bar, Houses of Parliament: Not exactly famous, (it's for HoP staff and their guests only) but it's a bar where many an important conversation has taken place and, hence, one of London's most influential drinking spots.

Thomas a Becket, Old Kent Road: A watering hole has stood here since medieval times, and renewed fame came in the 20th century as a boxing venue. Sadly, the grand old building seems to change hands every few years and is no longer a pub.

The Winchester, Crouch End: "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." Shaun of the Dead pub. Got 67 votes in our FB poll — though perhaps for the fun of the suggestion than because it's truly the most famous.

The Winchester Club, Notting Hill: Fictional pub from Minder which, for the benefit of younger readers, was an insanely popular comedy-drama of the 1980s.

The White Horse, Parson's Green: A bit out of the way for most Londoners and tourists, but earns its fame thanks to its 90s nickname of The Sloany Pony.

The World's End, King's Road: Originally from the 17th century, this pub gave its name to a whole corner of Chelsea.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Animals: Art, Science And Sound At The British LibraryAn octopus's garden of animal depictions and recordings.

TfL Is Considering Scrapping Day Travelcards CompletelyLatest cost-saving plan has been announced.

The Chelsea Flower Show 2023: A Blooming Brief Guide"The world’s greatest flower show"

Tarantino Live: The Immersive Show Is Coming To LondonSee the director's greatest hits in one show.

My Neighbour Totoro Is Coming Back To London And the forest is calling.

Head To Little Venice For A Colourful Party On The Canal This Bank HolidayThe IWA Canalway Cavalcade is back.

Photo: garryknight via creative commonsLondon Renters! Check Out These Unique Homes With Premium-Grade PerksAn eye-popping tour of Portlands Place. (Sponsor)

Admiralty Citadel: What Is The Concrete Box On The Mall?It's not a Cold War bunker.

Get A Westminster Street Sign At AuctionFancy having "Soho Square" on your wall?

Museum Of Shakespeare To Open In London In 2024Bompas & Parr are behind this interactive experience.

London's Hidden Roman Bathhouse Is Reopen For ToursA subterranean portion of Londinium.

London's Getting A Dedicated LGBTQ+ Comedy ClubThe Queer Comedy Club in Archway opens in May.

Does Anybody Still Use A London A-Z Map?The answer seems to be an emphatic YES.

Lost East End: Vintage Photo Exhibition Captures 1970s CommunityA free exhibition in Bethnal Green.

Kingston: London's Other Place For CoronationsSeven kings anointed-upon-Thames.

Things We Love: The Airline Passenger Seats At Croydon AirportAre you sitting comfortably? Well, let's begin anyway.

The Artist Drawing Every Single Pub In LondonBoozers as muses.

Free Flower Festival Belgravia In Bloom Returns With A Wild Animal Theme For 2023 Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

London Plaques You've Probably Never SeenLondon's hidden memorials.

How To Spend A Weekend In Corralejo, FuerteventuraSurfing, sunbathing and shopping in the Canary Islands.

The BBC Proms 2023: When Is It? How Do I Get Tickets? How Much Are Tickets?London's finest classical music festival returns.

Image: BBC/Mark AllanCynthia Payne - Queen Of Streatham's Luncheon Voucher Sex Parties"I've been raided about five times in my life... three of those raids I got a boyfriend out of it!"

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A patient in Charing Cross Hospital watches TV with headphones, 1972. Part of a hospital nurse’s duty of care
has always been to maintain a quiet ward."On any given day, in rooms smelling of disinfectant and hot radiators, around 1.3 million of us entrust our bodies or minds to it for treatment. It delivered most of us into the world, and will likely hand us out."

Not a bad description of the NHS, as appears in the intro to a new coffee book from Hoxton Mini Press, called simply The National Health Service.

A young patient being fitted for glasses at the Moorfields Eye Hospital in east London, 1950. The NHS boasted that many stylish frames were available.Once again, the east London publisher has thrust its hands deep into the image archives, yanking out a stash of photography that's as sharp and brilliant as it is nostalgic.

Nigerian nurse in Brook General Hospital, London, 1958. The 1950s saw increased recruitment from the Commonwealth and Caribbean as the shortfall in nurses grew.From naked children in steampunk goggles receiving (rather terrifying) sun-lamp therapy in the same year the NHS was created, to nurses decrying a 'sick government' as they picket for fairer pay in 1969 (sounds familiar), here are moments that capture NHS in all of its greatness and crises.

Construction of new blocks at St Thomas' Hospital. The plan included operating suites, an outpatients department, research institute, a nurses' home and nurses' training school, mid 1970s.It's an assortment of the workaday (kids trying on their first pair of NHS specs), to the groundbreaking (Britain's first heart transplant patient Frederick West putting on a brave face with a gaggle of nurses post-surgery).

Children receive sun-lamp therapy, believed to have a curative effect on everything from chest infections to acne, in 1948. The link between UV rays and skin cancer was then unknown. It's unclear exactly where this photo was taken, although this kind of therapy took place in various London hospitals.Though the book covers the whole country, London naturally features prominently. We found it especially fascinating to see the modern St Thomas' Hospital being constructed across from the Houses of Parliament.

Checking contraceptive pills at British Drug Houses Ltd., 1965.These days the front of St Thomas' is often the stage for protests from junior doctors and nurses, as they fight for better pay and working conditions, and the book reminds us this is nothing new — take the Raising the Roof campaign of the late 1960s, in which the Royal College of Nurses called for pay increases of up to 50%.

Britain's first heart transplant patient Frederick West with nurses at the National Heart Hospital in London, 1968. He would survive for just 46 days after receiving the donor heart.The release of this book (April 2023) seems altogether fitting — in a time when the country — or should that be government? — could do with reminding themselves what a good thing we've got going here.

1969 saw a nationwide 'Raise the Roof' campaign for fair pay, which reached the House of Commons with a lobby by the United Nurses Association.Aneurin Bevan, who spearheaded the NHS, reviews the public information campaign, 1948The National Health Service, published by Hoxton Mini Press, RRP £18.95

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Never done the Proms before? You're missing out. This eight-week festival of live classical music — and plenty more besides — is in London from 14 July-9 September 2023. Here's what you need to know.

84 proms are taking place in 2023, featuring over 3,000 musicians. Image: BBC/Mark AllanWhat are these Proms you speak of?The first ever Prom was in 1895, established by the conductor Henry Wood who wanted "to bring the best in classical music to the widest possible audience" (no sniffiness from the outset, then). Over the decades, it's burgeoned into an eight-week jamboree of concerts, workshops, talks and family events. This year, there are 84 shows, with over 3,000 musicians taking part, in London and beyond.

Where do the 2023 Proms take place?Tickets for the Proms regularly sell out. Image: Royal Albert HallThe majority of Proms concerts take place at the flagship venue, South Kensington's Royal Albert Hall (RAH). This dazzling bowl of Victorian splendour, holds an audience of over 5.5k. To paraphrase the Beatles, now you know how many folks it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

In a bid to be less London centric this year, there's a weekend-long prom at the Sage Gateshead (21-23 July), plus performances at Guildhall Londonderry, Aberystwyth Arts Centre, Dewsbury Town Hall, Hall for Cornwall in Truro, Perth Concert Hall and the Hippodrome in Great Yarmouth.

What are the highlights of the 2023 Proms?Image: BBC PromsThat very much depends what you're into. The Proms has evolved wonderfully over time to cater to an increasingly diverse audience, and offers everything here from Berlioz to Bollywood. Here are some shows that've particularly got us drooling:

  • Prom 2: Northern Soul - Crack open the talc (actually don't, the RAH will be furious) for this orchestral interpretation of Northern Soul classics, presented by 6Music's Stuart Maconie. No confirmation on the songs yet, but if Do It by Pat Powdrill is in the mix we'll be jumping about all over the place. 15 July 🕺🏽
  • Prom 14: Elgar's Enigma Variations - A stirring standard of the classical music genre, you can't fail to be moved by Elgar's masterpiece, especially the Nimrod section. This show also features the European premiere of Noriko Koide's Swaddling Silk and Gossamer Rain. 25 July ☁️
  • Prom 15: Late Night: Moon and Stars - A sign of how the Proms has moved with the times; this special after hours show invites TikTok star Anna Lapwood to tickle the ivories of the RAH's 9,999-pipe organ, with music from the likes of Philip Glass, Claude Debussy and Kristina Arakelyan. 25 July 📱
  • Prom 18: Lata Mangeshkar: Bollywood Legend - The Nightingale of India', the 'Queen of Melody' — Bollywood star Lata Mangeshkar had many nicknames, all of them complimentary. Palak Muchhal, Palash Muchhal and the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra play tribute to this screen and music legend, who died last year. 28 July 🎙️

The first Prom took place in in 1895. Image: Royal Albert Hall* Prom 23: NYO Jazz (USA) with Dee Dee Bridgewater - Click your fingers along to jazz standards from the likes of Duke Ellington and Billie Holiday, at this performance from Carnegie Hall’s National Youth Jazz Orchestra. Dee Dee Bridgewater gets behind the mic. 1 Aug 🎷 * Prom 25: Relaxed Prom - Enjoy music from the likes of Mozart and Rachmaninov in a relaxed atmosphere. 3 Aug☺️ * Prom 27: Yuja Wang plays Rachmaninov - One of the great pianists plays one of the great pieces of music by one of the great composers. God, we love the Proms. 4 Aug 🎹 * Prom 36: A Space Odyssey - György Ligeti's ethereal duo of pieces Requiem and Lux aeterna helped make 2001: A Space Odyssey the seminal movie that it is. There's also Also sprach Zarathustra for dessert. You might also want to catch Prom 32: Holst's The Planets. 11 Aug 🪐 * Prom 57: Fantasy, Myths and Legends - Fans of swords and sorcery will want to journey to the RAH for this epic performance of scores from the likes of The Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. 28 Aug 🧙‍♂️ * Prom 61: Chineke! performs Beethoven’s Fourth Symphony - Chineke! is made up of Black and ethnically diverse musicians, and while this show includes pieces by Beethoven and Haydn, there's also music from BAME composers Valerie Coleman, and Croydon legend Samuel Coleridge-Taylor. 1 Sept 🎻

How do I get tickets for the Proms?Image: BBC PromsTickets for all performances are on sale now via the Proms website. If you're hoping to go to a number of shows, there's also a handy Proms Planner (though you'll need to register for this by 12 May). Or you can buy a physical paper (remember that?) Proms guide for £8.99.

If you want to be a proper 'prommer', read onto the next section...

What are the cheapest tickets at the Proms?Promming tickets are available for up in the gallery or down in the arena. Image: Royal Albert HallThat'd be the 'promming' tickets. Until recent years, you'd have to pretend you had a headache at work, leave the office early, and queue to buy tickets on the door at the RAH. That's no longer the case. Around 1,000 promming tickets will be made available online for each performance* on 10.30am of the day of the concert. You can buy a maximum of two per person, and they cost £8 each (including booking fee).

If you prefer to keep it old school, you can still show up at Door 12 of the RAH on the day, and try to get your ticket that way. No promises you'll get in though.

*Promming tickets are NOT available for a handful of proms, namely Prom 3, 10, 11, 25, 29, 38, 54, 62, 64.

What exactly is promming anyway?Image: BBC PromsIt's short for promenade, and in this case means you don't get a seat. You choose whether to head up into the gallery (spectacular views, and you can indeed stroll around a bit), or into the arena (tends to be more cramped, but you can see the performers up close, and it's quite the atmosphere). You can take a picnic in with you but any booze may be confiscated. Boo.

Are the Proms just for adults?There's are special Proms for kids. Image: BBC PromsAbsolutely not! Well behaved children over the age of five are welcome. While this year's CBeebies Prom is at Sage Gateshead, there are two performances of Horrible Histories: 'Orrible Opera (proms 10 & 11), at the RAH on 22 July.

Children aged 5-18 also get half-priced tickets to all proms.

Do I need to dress up posh?Top hats and tailcoats please. Only joshing. Wear what you like, within reason. We've even seen some prommers stalk about barefoot in the gallery (arguably pretentious, but maybe it helps them contemplate Shostakovich or something).

When is the last night of the Proms?Look - EU flags. Image: Royal Albert HallThis year's flag-waving finale is on 9 September. It's wildly popular, and ticketing for it is different (and more complicated) than other Proms. Check out the details here.

Your flag needn't be a Union Flag. There was a myth started a few years back that EU flags are banned — it's not true.

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Image © Reach PLC. Courtesy of the British Library Board.There is a pub on Streatham High Road with a distinctive name: Pratts & Payne.

The 'Pratts' portion can be attributed to the grand department store which stood nearby, and was so big-hearted to its staff, they had their own rooftop garden brimming with sweet peas and apricot trees.

As for the 'Payne', that relates to the former resident of 32 Ambleside Avenue — Cynthia Payne, also known as "Madame Cyn" due to the fact she kept a brothel on this unassuming Streatham street. The street was unassuming until December 1978, anyway, when all hell broke loose: "I hit the headlines in 1978 when the police raided my home along a pleasant tree-lined avenue in suburban Streatham, interrupting a sex party that was in full swing," Payne later recalled.

Pratts & Payne — an odd-named pub with quite the story behind it. Image: Londonist"I think everybody likes a party, don't you?"Payne's clientele were largely older men — she counted MPs, vicars, bank managers, lawyers and policemen among her customers. Their kinks spanned everything from a good old fashioned spanking, to having vacuum cleaner dust tipped over them. As for Payne herself, apparently she was too busy making sandwiches to join in with the fun, but said she "liked to see other people enjoying themselves."

Payne recognised the faint absurdity of the whole thing; she had an ersatz Westminster Council sign in the house which read "Please Adjust Your Clothing Before Leaving". The most eccentric part of the whole carry-on were the out-of-date luncheon vouchers she gave to punters as receipts for cash; they could then exchange these for strip teases and sexual favours. (She later had her business cards made up to look like luncheon vouchers.) In her measured, nasal tone, Payne always explained that she never made much money from these 'get-togethers,' claiming she hosted mainly for the fun: "I think everybody likes a party, don't you?"

Apparently some attendees at Payne's parties were so desperate to get down to it, they had sex on the stairs. Image: iStock/Moussa81Apparently not everyone did, though. In 1980 Payne was taken to trial, found guilty of running "a disorderly house" and spent six months in Holloway prison. This only boosted her profile, and when she left prison, a former client was there to pick her up in a Rolls-Royce. At another trial in 1987, the court heard how business was still booming for Payne: "busy as Piccadilly Circus in the rush-hour", with some attendees so desperate to get down to it, they had sex on the stairs. When she was acquitted, Payne handed the judge a copy of her biography, telling him: "I hope this book will broaden your rather sheltered life."

"I've always been attracted by policemen"Payne's book Entertaining at Home, which provided 101 tips for hosting, including how to look out for undercover policemen.Payne revelled in the limelight. She wrote a book, Entertaining at Home, which provided 101 tips for hosting, including how to look out for undercover policemen. She put on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe, and had two films made about her — one of them, Personal Services was directed by Terry Jones and starring Julie Walters. (When Payne first met Walters she asked outright: "Do you like sex, Julie?"). Hanging out with celebrities from Lenny Henry to Vera Lynn, Payne became something of a public figure herself, standing (unsuccessfully) for Parliament and often appearing on TV. On the Mrs Merton Show, Caroline Aherne's alter ego asked Payne about her sex parties: "What gave you the idea, Cynthia, that it would be popular?" she smirked.

"I've always been attracted by policemen," Payne told another TV host, Trevor Hyett, in 1982, "I've been raided about five times in my life I think, and three of those raids I got a boyfriend out of it!"

Shortly before she died at the age of 82 (still living at the same address, but no longer hosting the parties), Payne is said to have lobbied Andrew Lloyd Webber to make a musical about her. Nothing ever materialised, and if the West End is ever looking for their next big hit, post Bake Off: The Musical, this story of sex and sandwiches in Streatham suburbia might just be it.

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Chevrons, chrome and Corpse Revivers more you speed? What you want is How To Eat, Sleep And Breathe Art Deco In London.

Brutalist London is begging to be explored. Image: LondonistDoes a slab of gunmetal concrete turn you weak at the knees? We hear you. Brutalist architecture — and plenty of its close cousins — pimple the topography of London like silvery zits. For those who'd like to enjoy the buildings on a deeper level — to eat, drink, laugh, even sleep in them — this is for you.

Get cultured in a brutalist theatreConcrete used with poetry and made with great feeling. Image: LondonistFrom the north banks of the Thames, Denys Lasdun's National Theatre beckons across the water, its cement turrets jutting out hither and thither, urging you closer to this brutish pleasure palace. King Charles III once dismissed it as a "nuclear power station", but as Lasdun himself mused "A lot of one's reaction to concrete is prejudice... Here it is used with poetry and made with great feeling." Once you're inside, the poetry is everywhere. Arrive early to run up and down the hunky staircases, admire the concrete-waffle ceilings, and run your fingers along the rough-finish walls. The Olivier auditorium fans out beautifully — no boxes, no bad views, lashings of concrete (don't worry, the chairs are soft and aubergine coloured). Whatever show you've come to see feels like a bonus.

The rest of the Southbank Centre, of course, is one big concrete playground; from the hodgepodge of sprouting mushroom columns and jumbled geometries of the Hayward Gallery, to the graffiti-slathered ramps and columns of the undercroft skatepark, this place is brutalism 101 for any Londoner. The best thing is, you can explore from top to bottom, inside and out.

Splurge in a brutalist shopping centreA shopping centre that you also want to live in. Image: LondonistWestfield can do one. The only retail outing brutalists should settle for is Bloomsbury's Brunswick Centre. With its stepped winter gardens on concrete stilts looking in on a ceiling-less atrium, you find yourself not just wanting to shop here, but move in. As it happens, the Brunswick has some decent outlets: a Tian Tian Market; a secondhand bookshop where you can inevitably go scrabbling for John Grindrod books. There's also a Curzon cinema — perfect for watching A Clockwork Orange while munching on concrete-flavoured popcorn, or whatever it is you like to do.

Worship in a brutalist churchThe interior really is new brutalist heaven. Photo © Paul ScaneLook, St Paul's in Bow is no Hallgrímskirkja. Didn't say it was. Neither is it the kind of brutalism you might be used to — there are bricks for god's sake. However, can you really resist the legend: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN stamped across the entrance? Once you step over the threshold, you're inside a new brutalist masterpiece: the altar in the centre, encased in black steel and bathed in light from the diamond-shaped glass above. An angular organ floating in mid air. The font is a nut-shaped hunk of concrete. No matter your religion, you'll fall to your knees with thankfulness.

Get lost in brutalist paradiseBrings a new meaning to 'concrete jungle'. Image: LondonistEvery Londoner who's been won over by brutalism remembers their first time at the Barbican: they might've been confused, scared, lost... but eventually, of course, they were hopelessly and irrevocably in love. Like the Southbank complex, this is an assortment box of delicious brutalist morsels: do some freelancing on the concrete mezzanine, explore the world's finest brutalist conservatory (giving new meaning to the phrase 'concrete jungle'), stuff your tote bag with concrete lettering and Stefi Orazi coffee books from the shop. Embark on adventures on the pedways, or watch great orchestras bring down the house. There are also regular architectural tours.

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"It caused quite an impact in the street," said Bridget Cherry, former editor of the Pevsner Architectural guides, of South Norwood's brutalist library, when it opened in 1968. Residents have come to rely on Hugh Lea's Southbank-Centre-in-miniature — a pocket symphony of concrete with lofty ceilings, and floor-to-ceiling glass flooding the place with reading light. Now there are threats to sell it off, the community has clubbed together to say in no uncertain terms: "leave our brutalist library alone, you brutes!". Now, where can I find the Le Corbusier biographies, please?

Go see the animals at a brutalist zoo buildingForget the animals, we're on a brutalism safari. Image: Myxi via creative commonsWhat would you expect to see at the Elephant and Rhinoceros Pavilion? That's right, camels! Although Sir Hugh Casson's brutalist animal pen — its copper fins protruding from the roof, like Kent oast houses gone sci-fi — was originally built to house animals of the trunked variety, camels and bearded pigs now roam about the moated external paddocks of this masterpiece. Tbh, we wouldn't care if all it had to offer was domestic cats — we're here for the brutalism, thanks!

Party at a free festival on a brutalist housing estateThamesmead's brutalist estate is thrust into the limelight every August. Image: Thamesmead FestivalLondon's brutalist housing estates are wonderful — if only they'd stop knocking the blasted things down. The Alexandra and Ainsworth is still going strong, and a real favourite of ours (plus FYI moments away from the unique Arches Wine Bar). And then there's Thamesmead. Though acolytes of brutalism won't regret a visit any time of the year, we'd suggest saving yourself for August; that's when Thamesmead Festival arrives, with carnival processions, art installations and — most importantly — stunning light shows flaunting the brutalist high rises. OK, the transport's terrible, but if you want to get there badly enough, you'll get there.

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Brutalism fans are spoiled with bars; you can sip pints of DEYA in the concrete nook of the National Theatre that is the Understudy, or descend into the grey bunker of delights that is Freud cocktail bar, admiring the splashes of modernist art over a brutally strong martini. To sate your appetite, though, it's got to be Soho eatery Paradise, where hoppers and rotis are devoured on concrete banquettes, or up at the bar — a hefty ingot of concrete we could happily lick clean, were it not for the fact they actually provide plates. The design is heavily influenced by the urban bistros of Colombo and Galle, and dammit, now we have to go there too.

Explore brutalist buildings during Open HouseHow could you refuse a snoop? Image: LondonistThe lion's share of brutalist buildings are off-limits to the public, but one way around that is by getting backstage access during Open House Weekend (6-17 September 2023). This is your chance to have a snoop around gems like the Trellick Tower and Salters' Hall, although be warned — brutalism is hip as heck, and you will need to book fast.

Sleep in a brutalist hotelYes yes, we know St Pancras isn't brutalist. Image: The StandardIn 2020, luxury travel publication Forbes picked up on a renaissance in London's brutalist hotels — a newfound desire to pay good money to rest your head in (if not on) great slabs of concrete. At the loftier end of the scale, you could shell out to stay in Richard Seifert's Park Tower hotel (cousin of the iconic One Croydon). Or perhaps squint at the ridiculous gothic St Pancras Renaissance through the windows of the Standard — now dolled up with roof terraces, outdoor bathtubs and the like. Or crank it down a notch or two: how about a stay in the Crystal Palace Travelodge: a crude wodge of brutalism that whiffs of 1970s communism (and presumably hundreds of away fans every couple of Saturdays), but which we'd stay in nonetheless. Hit us up, Travelodge.

Buy this brutalist London mapImage: Blue Crow MediaYes, there are brutalist tours of London (including the Barbican's mentioned above). But why not also buy your own brutalist London map, so you can conduct your own tours whenever the mood strikes. Which is, presumably, 24/7.

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The mysterious concrete box with a secret history.

You know The Mall. It's all posh, stuccoed buildings, park and palace. And then there's this thing:

The box of concrete sticks out from the corner of Horse Guards like a sore thumb. Which is ironic, because it was once the hub of Britain's top secrets. This is the Admiralty Citadel, and it's gained the oxymoronic achievement of becoming a covert landmark.

Bomb-proof comms hubMany Londoners will be familiar with the structure, thanks to its sheer oddness. But its age and purpose are often misrepresented. You'd be forgiven for thinking that the citadel was a Cold War bunker. Its thick walls, built from reinforced concrete with pebble and flint aggregate blocks, look like they were designed to stand up to mushroom clouds. But the structure predates the nuclear era.

The Admiralty Citadel was actually built at the very beginning of the second world war, to serve as a bomb-proof command centre for the Royal Navy. Military ciphers would come and go from here — the cutting edge of encryption and telecommunications within an essentially medieval-style fortification. It housed up to 1,000 staff, beavering away over teleprinters in 100 separate rooms.

The whole package was protected from bombing by those chunky walls and a six-metre-thick roof. It was also designed for siege, complete with gun emplacements and watch tower. This building would have been the military's last point of defence had a ground invasion occurred. The complex was hooked up to other bunkers and Whitehall buildings via a series of tunnels. This is proper 'secret London'.

"A vast monstrosity"The building served its purpose well but, after the war, came in for regular criticism. Churchill famously described it as a "vast monstrosity" when set against the elegant buildings of the area. In 1955, the House of Commons debated what to do with the cubist fortress. Demolition was not an easy option. Pulverising the thick walls and deep foundations would have been a costly endeavour. Cladding the behemoth in Portland stone was also ruled out on the grounds of cost.

The only practical measure was to encourage the growth of creepers (a solution which one MP feared "would look a bit like an inverted crew-cut along the top of the building". Some foliage was already present, including a then-rare roof garden, first installed to disguise the facility from the air. By 1948, one might have seen "red and pink hollyhocks, gladioli and marigolds waving about the ramparts".

Today, the fortress is almost entirely covered in ivy and other plants, whose appearance changes through the seasons. It would be easy enough to scale the walls, were it not for the bank of security cameras covering every inch.

The building has found low-key uses over the years, reportedly as a navy training centre, storage facility, and latterly as a data centre. It is still owned by the Ministry of Defence, and once again serves as a communications centre, officially known as MARCOMM COMCEN (St Vincent).

Occasionally, part of the roof is called into service as a seating area for important events. This includes the coronation procession of Charles III. Short of being in the Abbey itself, this would have to be one of the best seats from which to witness the event.

Despite its ugly beginnings, the Admiralty Citadel has matured into a not altogether unattractive bank of green walls (at least in summer). As early as 1987, the building was granted a Grade II-listing, on account of its historical importance. Perhaps one day, somebody will find an imaginative use for this unique structure, and its 100 rooms will spring to life once again.

All images by Matt Brown. (Unless the security services are asking, in which case someone else took them.)

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"Cheese mites!"

Not the words with which we expected to open, but they won't be quickly forgotten by anyone visiting this delightful new exhibition at the British Library.

This is a show that explores how our planetary companions have been documented over the centuries, drawing on the Library's vast archive of books, magazines, video, ephemera and sound recordings. It spans some 2,000 years, from an ancient Greek account of bonking dogs, to some mesmeric microscopic footage of tardigrades tumbling like champs through their aquatic environment.

It's a real joy to see some much-reproduced images "in the flesh" for the first time. An original print of Robert Hooke's iconic Micrographia is, of course, on show. That famous flea looks ready to jump out of the page, such is the intense detail of the polymath's pen. Elsewhere, you'll find — in full-colour original size — the birds of Audubon, the insects of Maria Sibylla Merian and Henry III's Tower of London elephant drawn by Matthew Paris.

So much will be familiar to anyone with half an eye on history, but it's the little surprises that come with every turn that really put a grin on the face. A 17th century illustration of some red squirrels frolicking apocryphally in India; an LP of humpback whale song, which holds the record for the largest single pressing of a commercial record; the first x-ray of a fish; and the first, hilarious drawing of a monkfish:

Like a zoological Crystal Maze, the show is divided into four zones: darkness, water, land and air. Much of the exhibition is told in a traditional, no-nonsense way. Well-displayed exhibits, clear labels and minimal multimedia intrusion. The occasional video screens are well placed, with that beguiling tardigrade footage, and the 1903 short film called Cheese Mites (billed as a documentary, but arguably the first horror movie).

Do take time to listen in to the various sound recordings. Beside those haunting humpbacks, there's much to intrigue. I was particularly taken by the call of the ivory-billed woodpecker, which sounds exactly like one of those early 'Pong' video games.

Image courtesy The British LibraryThe ivory-billed woodpecker is (probably) now extinct. But records of its song and appearance held at the library ensure that its memory lives on. The ongoing value of sometimes ancient records is the strongest theme to come out of the exhibition. Drawings made centuries ago are useful to scientists looking for signs of evolution of long timespans, for example. The show concludes on scientific study, with three short videos about ongoing research and conservation.

Animals: Art, Science And Sound is a solid exhibition, perfectly paced, science-based and historically laced. This is nature, well-read in tooth and claw; an octopus's garden of animal depictions and recordings. And you'll never look at cheese the same way again.

Animals: Art, Science And Sound is at the British Library 21 April to 28 August 2023. Entrance fees apply. The accompanying events programme includes musicians Cosmo Sheldrake and Cerys Matthews. Families might enjoy picking up one of the free trail maps, which includes games for younger children inspired by the exhibits.

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It's the Glastonbury Festival of the horticultural world. Image: RHSWhat is the Chelsea Flower Show exactly?The RHS (Royal Horticultural Society) Chelsea Flower Show is a five-day-long annual spectacular of flowers, plants and show gardens, hosted in the grounds of the Royal Hospital Chelsea.

For visitors, it's one of the places to see cutting-edge garden design, discover new plants and trends, and take home a wheelbarrow of flowers/tools/inspiration. For exhibitors, it's the chance to show off their concepts/green fingers, and maybe scoop a coveted award or two.

TL;DR: Think of it as the Glastonbury Festival of the horticultural world. Or, if that comparison's not working for you, a really posh garden centre.

Expect to see gardening royalty like Carol Klein (and maybe actual royalty too). Image: RHSWhen is the Chelsea Flower Show?It runs from 23-27 May 2023, although the first two days are reserved for paying members of the RHS. From 25-27 May the hoi polloi can get get their mitts on tickets.

How much are tickets?The cheapest day tickets for non-members are now £48.85 — and you'll want to grab them soon, because they will sell out.

Chelsea in Bloom offers a free alternative in the same part of London, around the same time. Image: Chelsea in BloomThat's too spendy for meFair. Well, the BBC offers comprehensive coverage of the show on TV, and there are plenty of other RHS shows with a smaller price tag you can go to instead, including one in Hampton Court in July. Then there's Chelsea in Bloom — a free flower festival, taking place May 22-28 2023, which sees around 100 shops in this part of west London transformed with eye-opening floral displays. This year's theme is 'Flowers on Film', and will pay homage to James Bond, Withnail and I, and Dracula. Belgravia in Bloom is a similar event, in the next neighbourhood over — it has a wild animal theme for 2023.

Over in Elephant Park, south London, plans are brewing for a 'Chelsea Fringe' on 28 May. Watch this space.

What are the highlights of the 2023 Chelsea Flower Show?Horatio's Garden is a wheelchair-accessible, woodland valley-inspired space that will be transplanted at at the Princess Royal Spinal Injuries Centre in Sheffield. Image: RHS12 main show gardens will feature in the 2023 Chelsea Flower Show, including:

  • Horatio's Garden: a wheelchair-accessible, woodland valley-inspired space from Harris Bugg Studio that will be transplanted at the Princess Royal Spinal Injuries Centre in Sheffield.
  • The Royal Entomological Society Garden: a haven for insects, featuring hoggin pathways and piles of rubble for them to thrive in — as well a microscope lab with a roof shaped like an insect's eye.
  • The Samaritans' Listening Garden: Sculptural seats provide spaces for talking and listening, but this effort from Darren Hawkes is a walk-through artwork too, reflecting the plethora of human emotions.
  • Land of Healing, Korean Mountain Light: Jihae Hwang's design represents a Korean herbal medicine colony that's home to over 1,000 medicinal plants.
  • The Fauna & Flora International Garden: Ahem, ape an ecotourist on a gorilla trek, as you make your way through banana trees and past kiosks selling 'local' crafts at this garden-experience sanctioned by none other than David Attenborough. (No real life gorillas, though.)

There's also wealth of other exhibitors at the Chelsea Flower Show — from plant nurseries, to sculpture makers, to greenhouse specialists. Check out the full list here.

Do I need a garden to enjoy the show?We won't lie, you'll probably feel more invested in the Chelsea Flower Show if you have a garden of your own. However! It is a day out in its own right, where you get to admire a host of exclusive gardens in one place. Plus the gardening community these days aren't all land-owning, secateur-wielding know-it-alls. There's also stuff aimed at people with limited space, for example, Derbyshire Bonsai is a setup dedicated to bonsai trees that'll fit in the cosiest of London bedsits.

Topiary elephants at the show in 2014. Image: Eva Rahman Nishi in Creative CommonsWhat's the history of Chelsea Flower Show?Its historical roots run deep; hosted in Chelsea since 1912, before that, the show was initially called 'The Great Spring Show', which was first held in Kensington in 1862. Before THAT, it was hosted from 1833 in the RHS's garden in Chiswick. Between 1888 and 1912, it was the Temple Flower Show, located in Temple Gardens, off Fleet Street.

What celebs will be at the Chelsea Flower Show?You're bound to run into a green-fingered celeb or two. You'll probably spot the common-or-garden Gardeners' World presenter (Monty Don, Frances Tophill, Carol Klein, etc). But many other famous faces flock here — in recent years, the likes of Dame Judi Dench, Ainslie Harriott, Bill Bailey, Ronan Keating, Katie Piper and Deborah Meaden have shown up. It's also a hotspot for royalty; who knows, you might even see the King.

RHS Chelsea Flower Show, 23-27 May 2023

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Image: Tarantino live, by For The RecordAn immersive production of scenes from "The Quentin Tarantino Cinematic Universe" will be with us this summer.

Subtitled Fox Five & the Tyranny of Evil Men, the show runs at Riverside Studios, Hammersmith between June and August. Expect a cabaret-style staging, packed with iconic moments from the films of Quentin Tarantino (at least, we think that's what's happening — the website is so drenched in adjectives it's hard to tell what's going on).

According to the promoters:

"This one-of-a-kind, adrenaline-fueled performance will combine the most iconic film scenes from Quentino [sic] Tarantino's Cinematic Universe with live rock 'n' roll renditions of his greatest scores from Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Django Unchained, Reservoir Dogs, Inglourious Basterds, Jackie Brown, The Hateful Eight, Death Proof and Once Upon A Time in Hollywood."

Given that Tarantino's "most iconic film scenes" usually involve someone getting blown away or bloodily maimed, we'd suggest this might not be one for the faint hearted.

Tickets go on sale on 25 April, and you can join a wait list here.

Tarantino Live, Riverside Studios, 6 June-13 August 2023.

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In other exciting museum news, the Hunterian is reopening in May.

The Museum of Shakespeare promises interactive experiences, and the chance to tread the boards of the Curtain playhouse. Image: Bompas & ParrLong before London audiences were lapping up Les Mis in the West End, the place to be for plays was Shoreditch — and theatres like the Curtain.

From spring 2024, there'll be the chance to travel back to Elizabethan London, by way of a new experience — the Shakespeare Museum — on the site of the old playhouse where the Bard put on plays, including Romeo & Juliet and Henry V.

Archeological digs by MOLA uncovered the likes of money box tops and tobacco pipes. Image: Museum of LondonThe museum is the joint vision of the Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) and Historic England, alongside a panel of Shakespearean academic advisors. Immersive experience virtuosos Bompas & Parr are also involved, meaning this will be no ordinary museum. Visitors are promised multisensory experiences, in which they can 'soak up the sights, smells, sounds and people that inspired Shakespeare's plays', with a projected reconstruction of the playhouse and AI technology bringing it back to life. There's also the chance to step onto the stage (or stand above its remains, anyway).

Archeological digs by MOLA took place on the site between 2011 and 2016 (see our video), ahead of construction for The Stage — a flashy set of Shoreditch apartments, offices, retail et al. Among artefacts they found, and which will be on display at the new museum, are money box tops and tobacco pipes.

2023 marks the 400th anniversary of the First Folio of Shakespeare's works, with rare copies going on display in London, including at Guildhall Library on 24 April.

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Is the old paper companion still relevant in an age of mobile apps? You bet.

Once upon a time, when the world was young and you could still get a pint for under a fiver, there wasn't a household in London* that did not own an A-Z.

It was the Londoner's map of choice. Famously, its creator Phyllis Pearsall reckoned to have walked every street in London to fact check the atlas. It wasn't just a map, it was London in your pocket.

Then smartphones came along.

Suddenly, large chunks of the population had free access to a zoomable, scrollable map of the capital, on a device half the size of the smallest A-Z. Better yet, inbuilt GPS furnished us with a little blob, to indicate current location. You could even get a street view and satellite view. A-Z (now owned by Collins) have kept up by releasing their own apps (iOS/Android), but the paper version is increasingly rare.

Paper maps are still very useful in situations with low mobile coverage, but do they still have a place in a 5G-irradiated city? The answer seems to be an emphatic YES, at least according to Londonist's facebook followers.

"Use mine every day!"Suzanne likes the bigger scale of the printed page: "I still have mine and use it regularly as you can see a wide area at a glance, something impossible on a small screen. I used it more than ever when planning walks from home during the various lockdowns, looking at different routes to walk to join up green spaces."

Reader Allison mentions another advantage... you can easily scrawl your own notes on a paper version. "I love my paper A-Z - I have 2 so my old one from 1996 that's got pages dropping out, scribbled notes in it & highlighter pen on some routes from when I lived there, no longer particularly portable but can't bear to particularly with it, and a more modern one that's not falling to bits."

Anita hits on a happy side-effect of paper maps: "I love a real map and the memories of all the places I have been." Paper does that somehow. We remember tracing our routes across the streets in a way that just doesn't happen on a screen.

John dislikes digital maps: "The apps are thoroughly inadequate. If they weren't, I would toss the paper one in the bin." He doesn't elaborate.

Sam still uses the A-Z for navigation while on the road: "[I] have one in map holder on motorcycle tank in front of me. Love London A to Z books. Love it. Learn from it too, unlike just following what the voice satnav tells you to do."

Bill's is an old friend: "Still use my ex courier one from the 90s....it's battered, been all over country, but never once said 'Turn around where possible...'".

Phyllis Pearsall, creator of the A-Z, has a statue of sorts. You can find it in Greenland Dock, Surrey Quays, where she stands alongside Michael Caine.Iris also remembers the former era fondly: "I came to London in 1967. Lived in Earls Court. Everyone had an A-Z permanently on their person. How else could Auzzies, Canadians and people like me, from the North, get about. No mobile phones or sat nav. Good days."

At Londonist, we find the A-Z index is a useful tool for quickly answering esoteric questions, like "How many High Streets are there in London" or "What are London's rudest street names". Otherwise, we have to confess to not having used the map for navigation in almost 20 years. We still keep that battered, dog-eared copy, though. It's part of being a Londoner.

*Unverified hyperbole, but you know what we mean.

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Fancy getting your mitts on an iconic Westminster street sign? An upcoming auction is selling off hundreds of old signs, and at a surprisingly low guide price.

The red, black and white signs are being sold off by Westminster Council for as little as £80. Those on offer are from the 50s and 60s. They include enamelled signs in the current style (designed by Sir Misha Black in the 1967), as well as earlier Crown Estate signs with borders and crown motifs.

Well, this wordy one would be value for money... if it were for saleEach of the 340 signs comes with a certificate of authenticity, so you can be sure it hasn't been prised off the streets by rogue traders. Coveted signs include Regent Street, Soho Square and, thanks to its Bowie connections, Heddon Street.

The auction, arranged by Catherine Southon Auctioneers & Valuers, takes place in Chislehurst on 18 May. Details here.

All images by the author, and are not representative of the contents of the auction.

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Would you miss Day Travelcards? Image: Christian Wiediger via UnsplashTfL has launched a public consultation into withdrawing its Day Travelcard ticketing option.

It is considering stopping the use of Day Travelcards covering Zones 1-9, which offer unlimited travel on buses, tubes, trams, London Overground, DLR, Elizabeth line and National Rail services in London within a single day.

The Day Travelcard is not something Londoners often use — many choose Oyster or contactless, or longer term Travelcards instead. However, those visiting London — whether international tourists, or day visitors from beyond London — do.

Day Travelcards can be bought as a standalone paper ticket at TfL stations, or as an 'add-on' to a National Rail return ticket to London from stations outside of the capital. This option is often used by people day tripping in London, using National Rail trains to get to and from the capital, and TfL services to get around once in the capital.

The National Rail 'add-on' option usually covers Zones 1-6 only, and it's not currently clear what would happen to these tickets if Travelcards were scrapped. TfL says:

We anticipate that, if TfL ceases to accept Day Travelcards, rail operators will also stop selling Zone 1-6 Travelcards. They do however determine their own products and services and have not confirmed their intentions.

However, standalone Day Travelcards would no longer be available from TfL directly if the proposals go ahead. The plans only apply to Day Travelcards, so weekly and longer-term Travelcards wouldn't be affected either. Daily pay as you go caps on Oyster and contactless cards wouldn't be affected.

Photo: Matt BrownTfL estimates that scrapping Day Travelcards will generate approximately £40m of additional revenue each year — a cash injection the beleaguered operator sorely needs. The proposal comes almost 40 years after the Travelcard was first launched in London, on 22 May 1983.

TfL's Day Travelcard public consultationAt time of writing, TfL is only pitching the scrapping of Day Travelcards as a proposal. A public consultation is open from today (18 April) until 23 May 2023, after which a Mayoral decision will be taken in June. If it goes ahead, it is expected that Day Travelcards will be withdrawn in late 2023 or early 2024.

Read the proposal and have your say.

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My Neighbour Totoro, Barbican.The Studio Ghibli adaptation of My Neighbour Totoro is returning to London this winter — and we're betting it's going to be one of the biggest theatre events of the Christmas holiday.

The constantly sold-out, six Olivier Award-winning staging is from the RSC and Joe Hisaishi, composer of the original film soundtrack.

We caught it at the Barbican in 2022, thanks to a friend who had the foresight to book months in advance. It sold out fast, breaking the theatre's previous record for sales in one day (held by 2015's Hamlet starring Benedict Cumberbatch) — probably thanks to the way it sits in the sweet spot of being both magical for kids coming to Studio Ghibli's surreal, luminous fantasy world for the first time, and also for longstanding adult fans of the 1988 film.

My Neighbour Totoro, Barbican.For those who haven't seen either, it's somewhere between a coming-of-age story and a fable, told in its stage form through huge, elaborate sets that shift from village to forest to school, small and huge-scale puppetry, and a small orchestra performing a new arrangement of the original score.

The story follows kid sisters Satsuki and Mei, whose father moves with them to a small village to be nearer the hospital where their mother's ill. Left often to look after themselves, the children are drawn more and more into the forest that borders their village — peopled with magical creatures, and protected by an ancient being, Totoro.

My Neighbour Totoro is at Barbican from November 2023-March 2024. We have presale access to a batch of tickets from 18-20 April, with tickets on general sale from 21 April.

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An installation at a previous Belgravia in Bloom festival.Free flower festival Belgravia in Bloom is back, with floral installations on an 'Into The Wild' theme popping up around the central London neighbourhood.

We can expect to see all manner of scenes from the animal kingdom created by expert florists, including peacocks at Neill Strain on Motcomb Street, and giant pandas outside Moyses Stevens.

A Jeep driven by monkeys and giraffes, made from multicoloured flowers (another work by Moyses Stevens) will also feature.

Florist Judith Blacklock has designed an Into The Wild tunnel for Belgravia in Bloom 2023Timed to coincide with the nearby Chelsea Flower Show, this year's Belgravia in Bloom also celebrates the coronation of King Charles III, with blossoming depictions of 'kings' and 'queens' of various natural habitats.

Full details of Belgravia in Bloom 2023 are yet to be announced but previous editions have seen installations on display in locations including Eccleston Yards, Elizabeth Street, Eaton Square Garden, Belgrave Square and Motcomb Street. Comfy walking shoes and a camera are recommended if you're trying to visit them all in one go.

Various businesses in the local area join in with the Belgravia in Bloom celebrations, including special themed icing classes at Biscuiteers in Eccleston Yards, a special Into The Wild cocktail at The Lanesborough, and an art exhibition by the David Shepherd Wildlife Foundation at Catherine Best jewellers.

Belgravia in Bloom 2023 takes place 22-29 May. It's free to visit. Keep an eye on the Belgravia website for updates.

Chelsea in Bloom, a similar free flower festival, takes place simultaneously in the neighbouring district.

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The neighbouring island of Los Lobos, seen from El Campanario bell tower.Corralejo is one of the main resorts on the Canary Island of Fuerteventura, the closest Spanish island to mainland Africa. You'll find it at the northern tip of the island, sprawling outwards from the port and harbour, a mixture of main touristy thoroughfares, and quieter back streets. It rubs up against the Atlantic Ocean on one side, and Fuerteventura's lunar volcanic landscape on the other — and it's one or the other of those natural features that draws most visitors here.

Getting to CorralejoThe Corralejo coastline, including El Campanario bell tower.Fuerteventura Airport is a four-hour direct flight from Gatwick Airport, with plenty of budget airlines offering multiple flights each day. Luton and Stansted also offer direct flights, but Heathrow and City don't, at time of writing.

Once you're in Corralejo, unless you're planning to explore the rest of the island, you don't really need a car.

It's getting from Fuerteventura Airport to Corralejo, a distance of close to 40km, that's the tricky bit. Although the island has plenty of public buses, there's no direct bus route between the two — it's a case of getting a bus from the airport to the town of Puerto del Rosario, and changing there for another bus up to Corralejo. Fuerteventura bus information is available from Tiadhe, but if you've got the budget, a taxi or airport transfer is the simplest option.

The other way to arrive in Corralejo is by boat. The town's port offers regular ferry services to and from Playa Blanca, on the neighbouring island of Lanzarote, making it easy to indulge in a bit of island-hopping as part of your trip — more on which below.

Corralejo need to knowWeather: Fuerteventura literally translates as 'strong wind', so it can get a bit breezy around these parts. That said, it's closer to Africa than mainland Spain, so expects highs of 25°c+ in summer, and lows of around 12°c in the winter, with very little rainfall all year.

Language: Spanish is the language of Fuerteventura, but the majority of people speak English due to the large numbers of tourists.

Getting around: Fuerteventura is about 100km long and 25km wide, meaning you can get from tip to tip in around two hours if you have a car. The island's major road is the FV-1/2, running from tip to tip along the eastern coast. Further inland and over to the west of the island, roads aren't as prevalent due to the mountainous landscape. Buses do run between the main towns and resorts, but there are no trains on Fuerteventura. However, as with many tourist resorts, Corralejo boasts a healthy population of tour companies, eager and ready to take tourists to the main sites on the rest of the island, be it via coach, minibus, dune buggy, Jeep safari, e-bike, segway, or good old-fashioned trek through the volcanic landscape. Within Corralejo itself, it's fairly easy to get around on foot as it's a compact town, though taxis are readily available.

Carnival time: If you're visiting in early-mid March, it's Corralejo Carnival time. The event usually goes on for about 10 days, based out of the town's sports pavilion right near the harbour, and includes various daytime and evening processions, a drag queen gala, kids' events, live music shows, and the crowning of various carnival kings and queens. Don't worry though — if you're in town around that time, you won't miss it, as posters are plastered everywhere.

The wooden boardwalk provides easier access onto the beach.Accessibility: Corralejo is a fairly flat town (the exception being a short uphill spurt at the southern end of the main street, close to Gran Casino), with wide, well maintained pavements, making it easy for wheelchair users and people with mobility issues to get around — and there are plenty of benches too. Most shops are at street level, though do check with hotels and venues in the old town before you book. For easy access to the beach, your best bet is the ramp outside Rompeolas Restaurante down onto Playa la Clavellina, or accessing Playa de los Verilitos via Calle de la Red (next to the Billabong surf camp), where there's a level wooden boardwalk jutting out onto the sand, and a disabled public toilet too.

Inclusivity: The Canary Islands as a whole are a fairly LGBTQ+ friendly destination, and Corralejo in particular hosts the Rainbow Fuerteventura Pride festival each year, usually in December). TravelGay has a guide to LGBTQ+ Fuerteventura, including accommodation and nightlife.

Things to do in CorralejoThe main pastimes in Fuerteventura, aided by those strong winds and crystal clear waters, are watersports, and Corralejo's shoreline is littered with surf schools, catering for surfers, windsurfers and paddleboarders. It's not unusual to see people strolling through the town centre in dripping wetsuits, wielding surf boards under their arms, heading straight home from the sea without bothering with the niceties of drying or changing. It's casual like that around here.

We took a single afternoon lesson with Wave Rider Surf School more years ago than we care to admit to, which involved a minibus ride over to Playa del Costillo on the other side of the island — all surf schools around here live by the forecasts, and transport students to wherever the waves are most suitable for their ability on the day.

Billabong is one of the area's big-name surf schools - located right on the beach.Elsewhere, international surf brand Billabong has a presence right on Corralejo's main beach, and offers accommodation for anyone wanting a completely surf-centric holiday.

On the southern edge of Corralejo, within easy walking distance of the town centre, is Acua Water Park, open in the summer months and home to nine different types of water slides for all ages and levels of courage, a lazy river, a wave pool, a giant jacuzzi and a watery obstacle course — one to bookmark if you're travelling with children. Speaking of which, Gambito Games, a gaming arcade with bowling alley, is another one worth knowing about if you're with kids.

Acua Water Park - seen from El Campanario during the closed season.Fuerteventura is home to its own mini desert, the Dunas de Corralejo Natural Park, one of Spain's national parks, consisting of a 10km-long, 2.5km-wide stretch of sand dunes, starting a short way south of Corralejo's town centre. The beautiful white sand against the turquoise blue sea makes for a dazzling backdrop for a hike, with designated trails criss-crossing the dunes. Just don't be surprised if you come across nude sunbathers.

Where to eat and drink in CorralejoCorralejo's best-known for its fish and seafood, as well as paella. If that's your catch, La Playita is a popular seafood restaurant right on the beach, with harbour and sea views (with heaters for those chillier nights). It doesn't look like much from the outside, but don't let that put you off. El Anzuelo is another popular seafood spot, also offering pasta, pizza and the like for diners who aren't fans of fish.

Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Argentinian and American are among the cuisines represented in Corralejo. As with all tourist resorts, it's worth wandering away from the main streets and exploring a little come dinner time. Pulperia tapas bar seems to be well frequented by locals — always a good sign — and Alma is a perennially popular breakfast spot.

Aesthetics: Great. Food: hit and miss.For a romantic atmosphere, Di Napoli pizzeria and Italian restaurant towards the southern end of town delivers by the bucket load, with fairylights, cacti and palm trees guiding the way down the stairs to a rustic-style interior — all exposed stonework, dramatic archways and dimly lit corners. That said, we've found the food to be hit and miss in the past, so it depends whether your priorities lie: taste buds or Instagram likes.

For a coffee or ice cream we've always found the small indy cafe at Avenida Nuestra Senora Del Carmen 13 hits the spot. Its name changes every time we visit (from Mas Que Bakery back in 2012 to New Bakery Cafe in 2023), but the friendly service, decent food and drink, and potential for people-watching from the pavement tables outside remain unwavering, while the teapot lampshades and cabinet of baked goods make for a homely atmosphere. Tip: try the blueberry ice cream.

Black & White Pizzeria in Las Palmeras shopping centre is great for a quick lunch bites, out of the sun and away from the crowds. Located down in the open-air basement, it serves pizzas, panini and other snacks, and while the food is great, Charlie the comedically attentive waiter makes the experience memorable.

The legendary Waikiki beach bar functions as a snack bar and restaurant during the day, cocktail bar at sunset, and lively spot into the night — smack dab on Corralejo's gorgeous sands.

Where to stay in CorralejoLooking towards the sand dunes from Riu Oliva Beach ResortCorralejo is a package holiday favourite, so there are plenty of lively, family-friendly and all-inclusive resorts to choose from, both in the centre and on the outskirts of town.

If you want to be in the centre of the action, the Barcelo hotel brand is always a good bet for reliable service (and excellent food!) without too hefty a price tag. Corralejo is blessed with two such venues, both 4*; Corralejo Barcelo Bay is an adults-only with two outdoor pools, a spa pool and beach views from some rooms. Nearby Barcelo Corralejo Sands has a gigantic pool, with a smaller one for toddlers.

For 10 lockdown days in March 2020, these goats were our only company...For something a bit more tranquil, check out the Hotel Riu Oliva Beach Resort, located out in the sand dunes, slapbang on one of the pristine beaches that Fuerteventura is known for, its only neighbour a small beach club restaurant, and the equally remote Hotel Riu Palace Tres Islas. It's only an eight minute drive from the centre of town, and rumour has it that taxis are always fairly easy to come by in the taxi rank right outside... though that's not something we can vouch for, as we arrived for our stay in March 2020, just two days before Spain went into lockdown. (Got to know the hotel's semi-domesticated, free-roaming goats quite well, though.)

Shopping in CorralejoThe main thoroughfare into and through Corralejo, Avenida Nuestra Senora Del Carmen, is lined with shops, bars and restaurants. Generally, the area further north, and particularly the back streets around the harbour, are home to more independent shops, while international chains sit at the southern end. Jewellery and perfume shops in particular are easy to come by, and you'll see a lot of aloe vera products for sale, as the plant is native to the Canaries, and is said to be very good quality when grown here, due to the volcanic soil. One such shop in Corralejo even has an aloe vera vending machine outside, allowing sunburnt tourists to stock up on relief even when the shop is closed.

Komodo — located opposite the entrance to La Menara shopping centre — is one of our favourite indy shops in Fuerteventura, a rather feminine boutique selling unique gifts, homewares and clothes.

Centro Comercial Las Palmeras is the main shopping centre, a sleek and modern open air mall, home to recognisable brands such as Stradivarius, Skechers and Springfield. Top tip: the centre is also home to free public toilets, on both the top floor and basement. It's flanked by a branch of Fund Grube, a cosmetics and accessories department store found only in the Canary Islands.

The colourful palette of El Campanario shopping centreSomething not always discovered by tourists is the Villa Commercial El Campanario ('bell tower') shopping centre, found about 10 minutes walk from the main town centre. It's not something you'd really stumble across unless you were staying in this area, but it's worth hunting out. It's a pastel-hued enclave, home to about 20 shops and bars, laid out around a traditional-style Spanish courtyard, with a fountain in the centre. Thursday, Saturday and Sunday are market days.

But rven if you're not interested in retail therapy, head straight up the bell tower (free, unmanned entry, 10am-8pm daily). Climb the stairs to the viewing platform at the top to be rewarded with Corralejo's best views. To the north and north-east, you're faced with the glittering turquoise seas, the white wave breaks that make it so popular for surfing clearly visible from up here, rolling out towards the neighbouring island of Los Lobos (details below), and on a clear day, Lanzarote can be seen too.

SO worth climbing if you're able to...The rooftops of Corralejo are spread out below you. In the opposite direction, Fuerteventura's largely unspoilt volcanic landscape dominates, flanked by Corralejo's unquenchable urban sprawl. And in the final direction, the white sand dunes, and the remote Riu hotels mentioned above, like two cruise ships on the horizon.

Word of warning: if you happen to be up there when the bells toll (32 of them in total, varying sizes), they ring so loudly that it feels like an out-of-body experience, and it reverberates through your soul for days to come. Unfortunately the bell tower isn't wheelchair accessible, but for anyone who can't manage the five-storey staircase, there is a live webcam of the view out to Los Lobos, operating 24 hours a day.

Elsewhere in Fuerteventura... and beyondLos Lobos is easily visited on an excursion from CorralejoCorralejo is an excellent base for exploring other the Canary Islands, but let's start with the rest of Fuerteventura.

Puerto del Rosario is a larger town, about 30km south of Corralejo. Though still coastal, it's more industrial than Fuerteventura, with a larger port, so Corralejo trumps it for lovely beaches. But Puerto del Rosario has plenty in the way of things to do, and places to eat and drink. It also has a large bus station, ideal for finding your way to other parts of the island.

Corralejo is home to gorgeous sandy beaches, right in the town centre.If you do have access to a car, Fuerteventura has a couple of interesting but little-known museums, away from the main towns. El Museum del Queso Majorero is a cheese museum, focusing on the Majorero goats' cheese the island produces, as well as its volcanic heritage. You'll find it close to the village of Antigua, which is also home to a windmill, craft shop and cactus garden. If you ask us, Fuerteventura doesn't make enough of a deal about its cheese (CHEESE, for goodness sake), but you can stock up on it at La Casa Del Queso Cabrera Perez and Sabores Canarios, Queseria.

El Museo de Las Salinas del Carmen celebrates Fuerteventura's only salt flats which are still in use today.

From almost anywhere along Corralejo's coastline, another land mass is visible. Often mistaken for Lanzarote, it's actually the much closer (and largely uninhabited) island of Los Lobos. It's only a couple of kilometres from Fuerteventura and is easy to get to — head along to Corralejo harbour and excursion agents are tripping over themselves to sell return boat tickets to tourists looking to head somewhere a bit more tranquil for a few hours (journey time is about 20 minutes).

Los Lobos? You're spoilt for choice.The Water Taxi is just one such service, though whoever you book with, check whether a permit to visit Los Lobos is included, as you'll need one to set foot on the island — it's a highly protected natural area, with visitor numbers and durations limited and strictly monitored. Once you're there, you can hike, cycle (bring bikes with you as you can't hire them there), sunbathe and swim, or visit the island's lighthouse.

Playa Blanca in Lanzarote is a short hop away.Corralejo also has regular ferry services over to Playa Blanca in Lanzarote, easily visited in a day trip (journey time around 35 minutes). Puerto del Rosario has ferries to Arrecife in Lanzarote, as well as Las Palmas in Gran Canaria and Santa Cruz in Tenerife. The port of Morro Jable, at the opposite end of Fuerteventura, also offers ferries to both Tenerife and Las Palmas, making Fuerteventura an easy stop in a Canary Island-hopping holiday.

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Stepping Stones Farm in Stepney © Philip CunninghamClearly there were more people than we realised dashing around 1970s/80s London with a Kodak swinging round their neck.

Following in the wake of shows like Roy Mehta's Revival and Neil Martinson's Rare Hackney, comes a showcase of photos of the East End's community, taken by teacher Phillip Cunningham during the late 1970s.

Kingsley Hall Protest 1970s © Philip CunninghamKingsley Hall Protest © Philip CunninghamLost East End sees a collection of 40 of Cunningham's photographs on show at Bethnal Green's Oxford House, from 20 April-27 October 2023. These visual reminisces depict an east London that was often gritty, underfunded and underrepresented. Brick Lane appears boarded up and semi-derelict, while local children parade through the streets with banners, demanding that Kingsley Hall — a community centre in Bow — remains open. (It is, thanks to their efforts, still open today.)

Mr and Mrs Jacobs, Neighbours © Philip CunninghamKids in Flares 1970s © Philip CunninghamIn spite of challenging circumstances — including anti-social behaviour and rampant racism — community comes up trumps; in one image, a group of kids club together to help with the foundation of Stepping Stones Farm. Again, their legacy is writ large: today, the place thrives as Stepney City Farm.

Brick Lane in 1970s © Philip CunninghamMile End Laundry 1970s © Philip CunninghamBorn in the East End in the 1940s, Philip Cunningham studied art at Ravensbourne College in the 1970s, and was a fixture of the East End streets, where he snapped thousands of photos. A teacher in Tower Hamlets and Hackney himself, he was particular drawn to working class lives, community and activism.

Parents at John Scurr School Stepney © Philip CunninghamCorner Cafe © Philip CunninghamOxford House is a fitting location for Lost East End — founded in 1884 as a 'settlement house' by a group of students, it remains at the heart of the Bethnal Green community, hosting exhibitions, dance classes, live music and the like.

A special programme of events accompanies Lost East End, including a screening of Rubika Shah's award-winning documentary White Riot, charting the rise of the Rock Against Racism movement.

Antil Road Corner Shop © Philip CunninghamLost East End, Oxford House, Bethnal Green, 20 April-27 October 2023, free.

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Guided tours of the Roman bathhouse for 2023 have been announced. Image: City of London CorporationOne of the most fascinating finds from the ancient city of Londinium has reopened to visitors.

Billingsgate Roman House and Baths in the City of London — an extraordinary subterranean find dating back to around AD 150 — is available to visit on guided tours on Saturdays from now until November.

Rediscovered by chance in the mid 19th century, these are the ruins of a private house and adjoining baths which would've been used by particularly wealthy inhabitants of Londinium. Bathers would have have acclimatised to the heat in the tepidarium before moving to the caldarium where they'd be massaged with perfumed oils. (Sounds lovely, although the tepidarium experience would sometimes involve some painful hair-plucking.)

A chance to glimpse a portion of Londinium. Image: City of London CorporationThe Roman remains were uncovered in 1848, as construction workers dug the foundations for what would become the Coal Exchange on Lower Thames Street. At the time, the Illustrated London News hailed it "A discovery of the greatest interest to the London antiquary." Today, an office block sits atop the ancient ruins.

Tickets for slots from 22 April to 25 November 2023 are now on sale — costing £11.55 for adults and £9.38 for concessions.

The Roman ruins were chanced upon in 1848. Image: City of London CorporationThe ruins are not to be confused with the 'Roman Bath' in Surrey Street near Temple, which is not actually Roman at all.

In February 2022, two stunning Roman mosaics were revealed on a site near London Bridge, at what was once likely a posh inn on the outskirts of Londinium.

Billingsgate Roman House and Baths guided tours, April-November 2023

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Discover scores of places to watch comedy in London throughout the week with our in-depth guide.

The Queer Comedy Club opens in May, providing queer audiences/allies and queer comedians alike a safe and supportive space to enjoy comedy.A dedicated LGBTQ+ comedy club opens in London this May, offering queer audiences/allies and queer comedians alike a safe and supportive space to enjoy comedy.

The Queer Comedy Club in Archway is the brainchild of David Ian, Jeremy Topp, and Kate Dale — three queer comedians who felt London needed a dedicated club.

Says David Ian: "We were uncomfortable inviting our queer friends to come and watch us perform because we were taking them into what was essentially a very straight and macho environment, with no guarantee about the type of material they'd hear.

"It made us realise there was a gap in the market — and our community — for a stand-up comedy club that would feel like their space."

Two nights a week, the club will be free entry, with a paid-for show on Thursdays.Shows at the Queer Comedy Club will run Monday, Tuesday and Thursday each week. Mondays and Tuesdays are free entry, featuring new acts and material. 'The Big Thursday Show' sees fully-developed performances from well-known comedians such as Jessica Fostekew, Stephen Bailey, Jen Ives and James Barr. Various other special shows and work in progresses take place on other days of the week.

The club has its inaugural show on Thursday 11 May, featuring Josh Jones, Dee Allum, Ben Pollard and Kathy Maniura.

The Queer Comedy Club, Archway

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

The Weasleys are the subject of a new exhibition. Image: House of MinaLimaLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Bank on having a good time at this museum lateThe Bank of England Museum stays open late on the third Thursday of every month, for a free evening of talks and events on a certain theme. This time, it's the past, present and future of banknotes, exploring the role cash plays in our society at a time when so many businesses are going cashless. Hear from Lead Banknote Designer Debbie Marriott, and Will Lovell, the Bank's Head of Future Technology.

Free, 20 April.

  1. Visit the reopened Old Operating Theatre for freeThe Old Operating Theatre is open again.After being closed for a few months for renovations, the Old Operating Theatre Museum by London Bridge reopens on Friday — and there's free entry on opening day. It's Europe's oldest surviving operating theatre, located in the attic space of the 320-year-old St Thomas's Church, where medical students could watch operations in the flesh, so to speak. It's open from 10.30am on Friday, but you can't book in advance and it's likely to be popular, so don't leave it too late in the day if you want to swing by (last entry is 4.15pm).

Free (for one day only — usually £7.50 adult/£4.50 child), 21 April.

  1. Start your Saturday dancing to Afro Beat FusionThis is the penultimate Saturday of Greenwich Park's Afro Beat Fusions sessions; skip watching Saturday Kitchen with a hangover, and get your body pumping to music from across the African Diaspora, in this fun al fresco one-hour session. And no, you don't need to be a good dancer to take part. It's free, but you must book your place.

Free, 22 April (and again on 29 April)

  1. Celebrate Vaisakhi in Trafalgar SquareCelebrate Vaisakhi in Trafalgar Square. Image: Greater London AuthorityVaisakhi Festival — a Sikh and Punjabi cultural festival — is celebrated with a huge free event in Trafalgar Square on Saturday. Everyone's welcome at the family-friendly gathering, which includes live music performances, martial arts demonstrations, cooking demos, kids' activities, and educational talks about Vaisakhi for anyone who wants to learn more.

Free, 22 April.

  1. Watch an IMAX film for £3For one day only, IMAX cinemas up and down the country are offering £3 tickets to watch the likes of Avatar: The Way of Water, Top Gun: Maverick, and Everything Everywhere All at Once. That includes the IMAX cinemas in Leicester Square and Enfield. Booking is now open.

£3, 22 April

  1. Join Londonist Art Critic Tabish KhanLondonist's own art critic Tabish Khan is the host and moderator of a discussion between contemporary artists Prachi Gothi and Tong Wu — and it doesn't cost anything to go. Head to Gallery M Platform on Portobello Road — which currently hosts the Dreamscapes exhibition featuring work by both artists — to attend the event.

Free, 22 April.

  1. Go to a St George's Day FestivalFollowing the Vaisakhi celebrations on Saturday (above), Trafalgar Square is back in action for the free St George's Day celebration on Sunday. Celebrate the Patron Saint of England (and Catalonia, Ethiopia and various other regions) with live music and other performances, activities for kids, food stalls, a silent disco, sports zone and more — all hosted by radio presenter Zoe Hardman.

Free, 23 April.

  1. Watch the London MarathonThe London Marathon is on Sunday. Photo: Julian MasonFor the first time since 2019, the London Marathon is taking place in spring — this Sunday to be precise. You're most likely too late to bag yourself a place to run in the event yourself (sigh of relief) but it's free to turn up and cheer on the participants from the sidelines. Read our guide to the London Marathon for details on timings, the route, and places to watch which might be a bit quieter.

Alternatively, if you're running the London Marathon — and hats off to you — several places offer free food and drink once you cross the finish line (you'll need to flash your medal to claim them):

  • Meat Liquor is offering free burgers or Impossible Nuggets to runners and volunteers;
  • Clay's bar in Canary Wharf will serve you a free cocktail;
  • Bill's offers a free burger and Peroni (or soft drink) at any of its London sites.

Free, 23 April.

  1. Admire works by Nigeria's 'scribble queen'Ayanfe Olarinde uses coffee grounds in her 'jagajaga' artworks.Self-taught Nigerian artist Ayanfe Olarinde makes her London debut with In The Beginning And So It Goes… at JD Malat gallery. Viewers are promised "a journey of discovery and enlightenment" as they take in Olarinde's 'jagajaga' (scribble) technique artworks, which incorporate coffee grounds as a form of paint. Themes include Yoruba folk tales, Nigerian political struggles and slavery.

Free, until 6 May

  1. Indulge in magical mischief with The WeasleysSee the design of a joke shop at House of MinaLima.House of MinaLima — the Soho gallery/shop which specialises in designs from the Harry Potter franchise — has a new, free exhibition, and it's all about the Weasleys.

MinaLima is the name of design duo Miraphora Mina and Eduardo Lima, who are responsible for much of the design work in the films. The new exhibit is a curated collection of 20 limited edition art prints from the graphic designers' favourite artworks created for the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes film set in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince. If you haven't seen the film, that's a joke shop in Diagon Alley, set up by the Weasley twins, Fred and George.

Free, until August 2023.

  1. Go barking mad for this Kennel Club exhibitionView a special 150th anniversary exhibition. Image: The Kennel ClubEarlier this month, The Kennel Club in Mayfair — home to Europe's largest dedicated dog library — celebrated its 150th anniversary. To mark the occasion, it has opened a special exhibition depicting the evolution of The Kennel Clubs, and its achievements, with original paintings, historical artefacts, vintage photographs and more on display.

Free, until January 2024. You need to book your visit in advance — email artgallery@thekennelclub.org.uk or call 020 7518 1064

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Things to do this weekend is sponsored by Camden Market.

All weekendIt's the first weekend of Roof East's summer season.The London Marathon takes place on Sunday (details below) so be aware that there may be road closures in place along the route all weekend, which may affect bus routes and the like. Worth checking before you travel.

CHRONIC YOUTH: For two days, Barbican Cinema is taken over by Chronic Youth Film Festival, a series of films depicting memories of life, looking at how we choose to remember and what we choose to share. There are six screenings across the weekend, including a programme of shorts, with films from Georgia, Belgium, Sweden and the Czech Republic. 22-23 April

STORIES OF ST JAMES'S: Last chance to catch Stories of St James's Burial Ground, a free exhibition about the archaeological discoveries made during HS2 excavations on the former St James’s Burial Ground near Euston. Dressmaker Elizabeth Mercer, and Charles Fortnum of Fortnum & Mason were among the 11,000 people buried there — find out more at the exhibition at St James's Piccadilly. FREE, until 23 April

CHINESE AND BRITISH: Also closing this weekend is the British Library's free exhibition about the culture of British Chinese communities. Chinese and British uses photos, interviews and manuscripts to explore what it means to be both Chinese and British. FREE, until 23 April

DON'T CLAP FOR ME: Agape Theatre Company are at the Cockpit Theatre with their latest production Don’t Clap For Me Mr. Johnson, about the heroic efforts of NHS staff to keep the country going, even when they themselves are wounded, hungry, and battle-worn. Until 23 April

QUEER EAST: Taking place at venues across London, Queer East Festival is a celebration of LGBTQ+ cinema, live arts, and moving image work from East and Southeast Asia and its diaspora communities. This weekend catch South Korean film Stateless Things, or Cambodian documentary Lotus Sports Club, which was filmed over a five-year period, among others. 18-30 April

Get your fill of beans at the London Coffee Festival.ACID JAZZ: Pioneering record label Acid Jazz celebrates 35 years with a touring exhibition, in Camden Lock Market this weekend. The exhibition features rare video footage, magazine and radio interviews, photography, posters and flyers, record label artworks of the music and musicians from the archives. 19-24 April

LONDON COFFEE FESTIVAL: Wake up and smell the coffee at the London Coffee Festival, a four-day programme of tastings, demos, competitions, shopping and more at The Truman Brewery on Brick Lane. 20-23 April

SICILY FEST: Food and drink from the Italian region of Sicily are centre stage at SicilyFest, a four-day event at the Business Design Centre. Browse and buy pasta, sauces, jams, cakes, desserts and wine — and learn how to put them to good use with live chef masterclasses. 20-23 April

ROOF EAST: Stratford's 'adult playground' Roof East reopens its doors for the summer season from Friday, offering bars and street food vendors, games including Birdies Crazy Golf and Sluggers batting cages, and a rooftop open-air cinema, all offering views over east London and beyond. From 20 April

LAPHROAIG MARKET: Scotch Whisky brand Laphroaig opens the Laphroaig Market at Borough Yards. Browse and buy market ingredients from some of London's most interesting producers, and then take them to be cooked over an open fire by chef Tom Aikens and his team, right in front of you. 21-23 April

The Laphroaig Market opens at Borough Yards. ©FoodstorymediaANIMALS: The British Library opens a new exhibition, Animals: Art, Science and Sound, which looks at how the animal world has been documented through the ages. Sound recordings, manuscripts and artworks all tell stories, including the first scientific description of a duck-billed platypus, which was so bizarre it was thought it must be a hoax. 21 April-28 August

OLD OPERATING THEATRE: Following a closure to allow for its skylight to be replaced, the Old Operating Theatre Museum in London Bridge reopens to the public from Friday. The museum also launches a new exhibition, Every Body Has A Medical History, featuring 20 original artworks from local artists, displayed among the Museum's historical collection. *10.30am-5pm, Saturday and Sunday*

THE BIG ONE: A reminder that environmental campaign group Extinction Rebellion has a huge ongoing 'action' planned, taking place outside the Houses of Parliament from 21 April. It will be a "nonviolent, direct action" with people sitting peacefully outside Parliament, hoping to apply pressure to those working inside who have the power to implement change. From 21 April


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Canal cruises, a brass band and floral art at Camden MarketA flower-powered spring festival takes over one of the loveliest corners of Camden this weekend. Head to Camden Market Hawley Wharf on the edge of Regent's Canal for two glorious days of seasonally-themed activities and installations for the whole family.

Hawley Wharf Spring Festival has the theme Power to the Flower, and the area's suitably dressed up for the occasion, with a meadow of blooms by London florist My Lady Garden installed inside the quay. Nearby, you'll find 3 Locks Brewery which hosts a pint-sized Fruhlingsfest (think Oktoberfest, but in spring), feat. a roaming marching band and lashings of beer. Prefer something fruity? Juice Junkiez is on cocktail duty, or you can really push the boat out with a fruit punch cruise down the canal with a live DJ, created by Trap Fruits.

Got little ones in tow? Take them to children's clothing shop Josiah Amari for face painting, or enjoy a spin on the merry-go-round. Then there are sweet treats for kids and adults alike, including Soho Creamery's orchid ice cream. Plus, you can even take a piece of the festival home with you, in the form of a fresh-cut or dried flower bouquet.

Hawley Wharf Spring Festival takes place across two weekends: 22-23 April and 29-30 April. Some events must be booked in advance — details here.


Saturday 22 AprilHouse of Voga comes to The Westminster HotelRECORD STORE DAY: It's Record Store Day across the land, and vinyl sellers in London are getting in on the action with a slew of special events, including live music, deals and drinks. Check out the Record Store Day website to find out what's going down near you.

AZTEC MASKS: Take the kids to the British Museum for a free mask-making session, focusing on the Aztecs. Learn about Aztec masks, then work together as a family to create your own colourful design, which you can then print to take home. Age 5+. *FREE, 10am-4pm*

SALON PRIVÉ: Into cars? Salon Privé pulls into the Royal Hospital Chelsea for three days, showcasing sets of wheels that you almost definitely can't afford — and today's the final day. Still, it's a good chance to ogle the latest models from Aston Martin, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Maserati, Porsche, Rolls-Royce and the like, many of which get their UK debut at the show. Classic cars are on show at the Concours de Vente. 10am-5pm

RIVERSIDE VOGA: The Westminster Hotel hosts a Voga session (that's a blend of yoga and Vogueing, FYI), on its riverside terrace, with views of the Thames. After the workout, enjoy a brunch of smoothies, yoghurt, fresh fruit and Buck's Fizz. 11am-1pm

EMBRACE NATURE: Where the Leaves Fall magazine hosts an afternoon of talks, nature walks, an interactive fermentation demonstration, and film screening in Highgate. Here's a chance to escape the thrum of the city and embrace nature. There will be samosas and homemade chai too. 12pm-5pm

VAISAKHI FESTIVAL: Vaisakhi — the Sikh and Punjabi cultural festival — is celebrated in Trafalgar Square today. The free festival features live entertainment and performances, martial arts demonstrations, a showcase of Sikh art, plus food and drink stalls. FREE, 12pm-6pm

How To Save A Dead Friend (Dir Marusya Syroechkovskaya) is part of Chronic Youth Film Festival.UEFA SEMI-FINAL: Current champions of England, Chelsea FC Women, battle it out with current champions of Spain, Barcelona Femení—in the semi-final of the UEFA Women's Champions League today. With tickets starting from £15 adult/£8 child, head to Stamford Bridge for an unforgettable afternoon of football. KO 12.30pm (sponsor)

ALADDIN SANE: Tying in with the current exhibition marking 50 years since the release of David Bowie's Aladdin Sane album, hear more about the album and its cover image from a panel chaired by curator Victoria Broackes. Surprised this one hasn't already sold out, to be honest, so be quick if you want tickets. 1pm

HISTORY TOUR: At time of writing, there are still a few tickets available for the ever-popular history tours of Wilton's Music Hall in Limehouse. Led by a researcher and historian, it's a chance to hear how the venue went from Victorian sailors' pub to music hall to Methodist Mission, to being completely forgotten, before being restored into the live performance venue it is today. 5pm

ARTIST TALK: Londonist's Visual Arts Editor Tabish Khan is at the J/M Gallery on Portobello Road, moderating an artist talk. Hear from contemporary artists Prachi Gothi and Tong Wu, who both have work in the gallery's Dreamscape spring exhibition. FREE, 6pm-7pm

T WITH THE MAGGIES: County Donegal foursome T with the Maggies are at Hammersmith's Irish Cultural Centre, with their brand of traditional Irish folk music, played with bouzouki, harp and the like. 7.30pm (also on Sunday at 7pm)

AMY GLEDHILL: The Girl Before The Girl You Marry is the title of comedian Amy Gledhill's current (and debut) show, which has a final airing at Soho Theatre tonight. Unsurprisingly, with a title like that, it's an entertaining journey through Gledhill's previous romances. 9.15pm

SCARED TO DANCE: Club night Scared To Dance is back at The Shacklewell Arms with guest DJs Porridge Radio. Dana Margolin joins resident Paul Richards at the club for the first time, playing post-punk, indiepop, new wave and art rock music from the likes of David Bowie, Wet Leg, Talking Heads, Alvvays, Joy Division, Dry Cleaning, The Cure, Cate Le Bon, The Velvet Underground and more. 11pm

Sunday 23 AprilThe 2023 London Marathon takes place on Sunday. Photo: DanHuddlestonLONDON MARATHON: For the first time since 2019, the London Marathon is being held in spring. Around 40,000 runners are expected to tackle 26.2 miles of the capital's streets, from Greenwich and Blackheath to the finish line on The Mall, via Rotherhithe, Bermondsey, Canary Wharf and the City. Read our guide to the London Marathon for info on timings, best places to watch and the like. FREE to watch, from 8.30am

ANTIQUES FAIR: 120 exhibitors rock up at the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster for the regular Adams Antiques Fair, where you can browse and buy collectibles, jewellery, silverware, decorative items and more. 10am-4.30pm

BEATLES TOUR: Every Sunday (and Thursday in fact), Beatles fanatic Richard Porter runs a walking tour that takes in various former haunts of the Fab Four, including the site of the famous rooftop gig, and the studio where Hey Jude was recorded. Who knows, you might even spot Paul McCartney along the way... 11am

ST GEORGE'S DAY: Todayis St George's Day, a celebration of the patron saint of England (plus Catalonia, Ethiopia, and various other regions). London's free St George's Day Festival takes place in Trafalgar Square with live music and performers, family activities, and food and drink. FREE, 12pm-6pm

KOL Mezcaleria offers a limited edition menuSPRING WELLNESS: Laura Devonshire is at Oru Space in East Dulwich, leading a session on the Wood Element: Himalayan & crystal singing bowls, gong, koshi chimes and shamanic drum are all employed in this healing spring workshop. 2pm-4pm

SHAKESPEARE: Of course, St George's Day is also Shakespeare's birthday, and this year's is particularly special as it also marks the 400th anniversary of the First Folio (an early collection of the Bard's plays, which ensured their survival). To celebrate London on the Ground's tour explores the locations in the Square Mile connected with Mr S. 2.30pm

MEZCALERIA: KOL Mezcaleria in Marylebone hosts La Punta Expendio de Agave, a pop-up showcasing a limited edition menu of Oaxaca-inspired cocktails. Tuck into six speical cocktails created by the La Punta team and the KOL Mezcaleria team, using three different expressions of agave available from The Lost Explorer Mezcal (Espadín, Tobalá, Salmiana). It's accompanied by a unique antojitos menu by Chef Patron Santiago Lastra which includes Tunworth Buñuelos and Wagyu Empanadas. 6pm-11pm

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Image Matt BrownWith Charles III, Westminster Abbey can boast 40 coronations. But it's not the only place of regal anointment in London...

Since William the Conqueror, almost every English or UK monarch has received their crown in Westminster Abbey. But the Abbey was only a year old when the Conqueror stepped inside. All preceding monarchs must have been coronated somewhere else. It's time to take a trip to Kingston-upon-Thames in south-west London**.

Kingston didn't get its name by accident. It is first recorded as early as 838 — much earlier than most London place names — as Cyninges tun, the king's manor or farm. That reference comes from a council in Kingston, when King Egbert of Wessex forged an alliance with the Archbishop of Canterbury. The town, spanning the border of Wessex and Mercia, was clearly an important power centre.

Seven coronationsIndeed, the town seems to have been the site of numerous coronations. The best documented are two of the big guns of Anglo-Saxon England: Æthelstan (925), the first king to unite all of England under one crown; and Æthelred the Unready (978), noted for his record-breaking (double) reign, his trouble with Vikings, and his unforgettable nickname. Both coronations took place in Kingston according to the Anglo-Saxon Chronicles, which offer a reasonably reliable record of this time.

Less-reliable documentation points to at least five other coronations in the riverside town. These are the father of Æthelstan, Edward the Elder (902), Edmund I (939), Eadred (946), Eadwig (956), Edgar the Peaceful (circa 960) and Edward the Martyr (975). This was truly the age of vowels and epithets.

The Kingston StoneThe chronicles do not go into any detail regarding the nature of the coronations. In all likelihood, the ceremonies took place in the Anglo-Saxon church of St Mary, whose remains lie next to the present All Saints church. A large sarsen stone was recovered from the site in the 1730s, and people quickly leapt on the idea that this was some kind of 'coronation stone'.

The putatively august rock remained in relative obscurity for the next hundred years or so. In 1850, after some proddings from a visiting antiquarian called Mr Young, the stone was given pride of position in the Market place. Its unusual seven-sided plinth records the names of the seven monarchs who knelt before it, at least in legend. A penny from each of their reigns, provided by the Bank of England, is buried in the stone beneath each name. The stone today stands beside the Guildhall, having been shifted a few hundred metres.

I'll leave you with the following poem, by noted poet Martin F Tupper, which was written to commemorate the 1850 resiting of the stone:

From the Leamington Spa Courier, 28 Sept 1850, courtesy of the British Newspaper Archive*The exceptions were Edward VIII, who copped out before his coronation, and boy-king Edward V, who 'reigned' for just a couple of months before his presumed murder in the Tower. You could also throw in Matilda, Lady Jane Grey and a few other edge-cases of English history if you were so inclined, but this is a breezy web article and not a chapter in the Oxford History of England.

**It's probable that King Harold was also crowned in the Abbey, in the same year as the Conqueror, but no record exists to confirm this.

*** You can argue that Kingston is in Surrey all you like, but we're not having it. Sorry.

**** I can't work out how to do traditional footnote symbols on a Mac keyboard, so you'll have to put up with these multiple asterisks, like I'm swearing at you.

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London's most inaccessible public plaque? See belowThe first rule of putting up a plaque is: make sure it's prominent. The whole point of a plaque is to get people to notice whoever or whatever you're celebrating.

Most plaques achieve this basic function. It's very easy to spot the discs of London's famous Blue Plaque scheme, for example, which stand out from the bricks and mortar in cobalt blue.

And then there are these guys... London's hidden and secret plaques, some of which get only single-figure visits each year. There must be many other examples hidden around town, but these are the best ones we've found on our own explorations.

  1. Behind the Piccadilly Circus signsIn 2009, we were lucky enough to get a behind-the-scenes tour of the lights of Piccadilly Circus. This plaque was put in position a year earlier to mark the installation of a new LED advertising panel for McDonalds. Albert Oaten, mentioned on the plaque, was reportedly a "bit of a legend" in the world of giant screen advertising. The panel would only last a decade. In 2018, all the LED panels were replaced by one giant curving HD screen. We suspect the plaque, too, has gone, and we'd love to pay a return visit to confirm first hand, if anyone from Land Securities is reading this!

  2. Hogarth's long-lost plaqueLeicester Square used to contain busts of some of its most famous residents, including Joshua Reynolds and William Hogarth. These were cleared away about a decade ago, and are presumably in storage inside Westminster Council's version of the warehouse form Indiana Jones. But at least one of the old plaques from those busts survives elsewhere. This reminder of Hogarth is held by Vanguard Storage in west London, which we visited a few years back.

3 and 4. Pub plaquesTo see this plaque you have to find a particular table in a particular pub. It's screwed into the woodwork of The Heron on Norfolk Crescent, Paddington. Although it looks like an unremarkable estate pub from the outside, The Heron is charm personified on the inside, with eccentric decor and a fine sense of its own history. That includes the Handlebar Club, a drinking society for wearers of elongated moustaches. They've been meeting since 1947, formerly in the equally eccentric Windsor Castle, but in the Heron since that much-missed venue closed in 2016.

Another example of a pub plaque can be found nearby on the bar of the Duke of Kendal, marking the passing of aptly named regular Steve Beer.

  1. London's most inconvenient plaqueIn contrast to the above plaques, this one is on full public view... it's just a pain in the ass to get to. To reach it, you must journey to the end of the tube (Edgware or Stanmore), walk up one of north London tallest hills, then scramble through a tangled patch of brambles. And you must do this in winter, as the foliage gets too thick in summer. The plaque (actually a painted sign) marks the probable site of the Roman settlement and pottery of Sulloniacis. We've written in more detail about it here.

  2. Wellington Arch QuadrigaHave you ever been up the Wellington Arch on Hyde Park Corner? It houses a small exhibition and balcony area, accessible to the public courtesy of English Heritage. Where they won't take you, however, is up onto the roof. Here stands the mighty, four-storey Quadriga sculpture — a chariot of war pulled by four horses, followed by an angel of peace. In 2016, we were invited up to the Quadriga to get a first-hand view of restoration work. The sculpture carries a plaque from 2000, marking the previous intervention.

As shown above, it was conserved by a team from Rupert Harris Conservation. Not the most interesting of plaques, we'll admit, but one of London's least-seen.

  1. Bench plaquesWe could run a whole article about quirky bench plaques. Oh, wait, we did... This representative plaque is tucked away on Eel Brook Common, and remembers local resident Ellen Doyle and her true Cockney ways.

Seen a plaque that most Londoners will have missed? Leave us a comment below.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Travel Back To 1953 On These Special Coronation Tube RidesAll aboard the nostalgia train!

Image: London Transport MuseumThe Brilliant (And Gruesome) Hunterian Museum Is Finally ReopeningJust don't visit straight before lunch.

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The Seal House roof garden. Image City Scape DigitalA New Women's Museum Is Opening In East London This YearBut not the one we were expecting.

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Have A Royal Party On The Thames - With These Special Coronation CruisesOr let your hair down with an adrenaline-pumping speedboat ride. (sponsor)

Little London On Sea: Why Swanage Has Loads Of Old London StuffThe London bollards and buildings that have retired to the coast.

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A Brief History Of The O2, Or The Millennium DomeA quarter-century of remarkable history.

The Best Places To Find Bluebells In And Near London This SpringYou can walk your dog in some of these spots, too.

Fascinating New Exhibition Reveals The Lesser-Known Works Of Sir Christopher WrenRarely-seen objects from St Paul's archives go on display this month. (sponsor)

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The artist enjoying a drink at her local, the Blythe Hill Tavern."If I'm drawing the pub from life, I like to go in for a drink after the drawing is complete. I think it would feel strange not to go inside after staring at the outside for hours!"

Drawing every single pub in London is thirsty work. There are around 3,500 boozers in Greater London, and already Lydia Wood has chipped away at a fair few: "I'm drawing pubs every week so I sometimes lose count of the exact number I've drawn," she tell Londonist, "Let's just say I’m nearly at 10% of the total!"

While Jack Hines mission to draw every single building in the capital feels like tilting at windmills/high-rises, Wood could well accomplish hers.

"I like to take my time sketching each pub, of course, to capture all the architectural details, but also to reiterate my goal of making a dedicated and intricate artwork."As so many stories do these days, Wood's challenge to herself to draw the exterior of every London pub began in lockdown. After requests started coming in on social for her to recreate people's much-missed drinking holes, it struck her: why not draw all of them?

It's not like Wood is rushing through them, either. "I like to take my time sketching each pub, of course, to capture all the architectural details, but also to reiterate my goal of making a dedicated and intricate artwork," she tells Londonist. On average, the smaller sketches take five or six hours — and she does much of the work on location.

""Architecturally, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, just off Fleet Street, was an interesting challenge because essentially, I was drawing an alleyway""Architecturally, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, just off Fleet Street, was an interesting challenge because essentially, I was drawing an alleyway," says Wood, "The Ninth Life in Catford was also a unique pub to draw as it's a very large painted black, gothic looking pub, with a colourful mural; which was interesting to attempt in my style of drawing."

There are some definite perks to using boozers as muses. "When I went to sketch the King Charles I on Northdown Street, throughout the three or four hours I was sitting outside sketching I had nearly the whole pub of inquisitive locals come out one by one to check my progress," she says, "Prints were ordered before I'd even finished sketching and I was brought out a few drinks too!

"They now even have a print of that drawing up in the pub."

"Let's just say I’m nearly at 10% of the total!"In fact, you'll see Wood's prints up at a number of watering holes across London: "It’s always great to see my work up in pubs. Now I'm seeing my prints up in iconic places such as The Coach and Horses in Soho, that feels surreal and amazing!"

"I'm seeing my prints up in iconic places such as The Coach and Horses in Soho, that feels surreal and amazing!"But surely the best honour of all is having her beer mat business cards up on the wall of her beloved local, the Blythe Hill Tavern in Catford, which Wood praises for its excellent Guinness, live music — not to mention the fact it's handily on her doorstep.

"I would say I have a lot of favourites across London though, and I am always open to welcoming more pubs I haven't discovered yet and add them into my list!"

Check out more of Lydia Wood's pub drawings on her website.

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Discover more fun things to do for the coronation with our roundup.

Special coronation tube trains will run on the first May bank holiday. Image: London Transport MuseumTube lovers are invited to travel back to 2 June 1953, for a retro ride on a vintage tube train this summer.

For three days only — 29 and 30 April, and 1 May 2023 — special 'coronation' heritage rides will take place on the Piccadilly line between Acton Town and Uxbridge.

Passengers will arrive at an Acton Town station festooned with retro bunting, in 'preparation' for the coronation of Elizabeth II. A costumed actor dressed as a Grenadier Guard will talk about the big occasion — and there'll be souvenir leaflets, and transport collectibles and ephemera to buy.

Train pic by M@; Charles pic public domain.Anyone with a ticket will be invited to don a paper hat, and board a cherry red 1938 Stock tube train, where rich red and green cut and loop wool moquette, grab handles, and swoonworthy art deco light fittings await.

As usual with these Transport Museum heritage rides, tickets will be in high demand, and cost considerably more than your usual tap-in fare. It's £28.50 for adults and £15 for children. Each return journey from Acton Town to Uxbridge lasts around an 1 hour 15 minutes

Who knows, maybe Elizabeth's son, Charles will sneak aboard. He is, after all, a bit of a tube nerd — at least he was when he was a young boy, as we revealed in this article about the time he went trainspotting at Charing Cross.

Rides are open for booking now, and will likely sell out fast.

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Swanage in Dorset is home to dozens, if not hundreds, of old bits of London. Here's why, and where to find them.

Swanage has plenty to offer the typical tourist: a mile of sandy beach, picture-postcard chalets, locally netted seafood, a heritage railway, and clifftop walks so stunning that they're part of a World Heritage Site. But for the London-obsessed tourist, the Dorset town has a curiosity around every corner.

Bollards, buildings, obelisks, memorials, arches, columns, statues, tiles... even a fishy weather vane from Billingsgate Market. Leftover bits of London lurk in the most unexpected places.

We can thank two Victorian men for "Little London by Sea", as it's been dubbed. John Mowlem (who founded the famous construction firm) and his nephew George Burt brought tons of London salvage back to Dorset.

The family made its money shipping Purbeck stone to London for construction. Their barges needed stabilising ballast for the return journey. Rather than using random rubble or grit, they often packed in the unwanted curiosities of London, including street furniture, architectural salvage and, occasionally whole buildings. London's loss was Dorset's gain.

Here, then, are 15 architectural oddments that once graced the streets of London, but now taste the sea air of Swanage.

  1. Many, many London bollardsLondon bollards are everywhere in Swanage. Some are prominent on the promenade; others lurk in the backstreets and are easily missed. Sill others can be found out in the surrounding villages, particularly towards Durlston. Many carry the names of London parishes, such as (top left) St Giles and Bloomsbury and (top right) St Anne's Soho. I spotted about 30 London bollards on my wanderings but there are no doubt many more to find.

  2. A Christopher Wren building?Swanage Town Hall. A particularly fine quartet of London bollards can be found around the back (not the ones pictured)One of Swanage's most impressive buildings is non-native. The Town Hall on the High Street has an arresting frontage which, it turns out, formerly decorated Mercers' Hall on Cheapside. The facade is sometimes attributed to Christopher Wren which, as you can see from our map, would make this his most southerly building. Wren's name is even inscribed on a tablet above the balcony. This is disputed, however, and historians usually attribute the design to Edward Jerman, one of Wren's team who also designed the old Royal Exchange.

  3. An old memorial from London BridgeThe Wellington Clock Tower in Swanage and (inset) in its original setting in Southwark (image public domain). Note that the older image was an 'artist's impression' showing how the tower was expected to look in Southwark. The statue of Wellington above the clock was never added.This lofty stone tower is now the most significant landmark on the Swanage skyline, but at one time it was merely a traffic hazard. The stone tower was originally erected in 1854, as a "useful and appropriate" monument to the recently deceased Duke of Wellington. The site chosen was the southern approach to London Bridge (and not Waterloo Bridge, which would seem more apt).

It lasted a mere 13 years, proving neither useful nor appropriate to the traffic- and rail-clogged area. George Burt had it shipped over and reassembled in 1868. The clock, which was a leftover from the 1851 Great Exhibition, never made the journey, and the spire was lopped off in the early 20th century.

4 and 5. Statues from the Royal Exchange, and a bit of bridgeGeorge Burt didn't ship all these trophies back just for the delight of the town. Many ended up in his sprawling private residence of Purbeck House (now a hotel on the High Street). Its gardens are haunted at every corner by the ghosts of London past. None more haunting than this trio of statues, two of them headless, which hide away on a croquet lawn. The statues were rescued from the ruins of the Royal Exchange, which burned down in 1838. Their identification is disputed, though the decapitated ones may have been James I and VI and Henry V.

The statues stand either side of a small summer house, which itself is a partial London émigré. The columns holding it up are from an old toll house on Waterloo Bridge (we'll add them to our growing list of dispersed stones from that structure). Inside can be seen floor tiles from the old House of Commons.

  1. Columns from Billingsgate MarketTurn 180 degrees from the summer house and you can view more old relics of London. These iron columns once supported the roof of the old Billingsgate Fish Market in the City, which was demolished in 1874. The cannon balls on top are a nod to the King Alfred column on the sea front, which is topped by retrieved Russian cannonballs. Another column can be seen down by the hotel's entrance yard (see below), opposite a piece of balustrade from old Billingsgate.

  2. An arch from Hyde Park CornerThis fanciful arch serves as the chief portal to the hotel's gardens. It was transplanted to Swanage from Burt's Grosvenor Place mansion, on Hyde Park Corner. The face is thought to represent Neptune. The arch was particularly important to Burt — he'd worked on the structure himself during his early years as a stone mason.

  3. A rogue blue columnI stumbled across this dainty number while exploring some of Swanage's alleyways. It can be found a short walk from Purbeck House Hotel, along Spring Hill. I can find no other mention of the blue column online, though I suspect this was also a refugee from Billingsgate, given the fish symbol near the top. Perhaps that beautiful tortoiseshell cat can detect a lingering trace of seafood.

  4. A weather vane from Billingsgate MarketThis oversized weather vane certainly is from old Billingsgate. It once stood atop Purbeck House, but has since migrated west along the High Street to decorate a lesser house

  5. Replica Elgin MarblesWhat is surely one of the most peculiar buildings on the south coast stands within the entrance courtyard to the hotel. Here, this sturdy, red-tiled gable end presses down on a delicate wooden chalet (origins unknown). The whole ensemble is beautified with a frieze of prancing horses, copied from the Parthenon marbles in the British Museum. As Dizzee Rascal might observe, "Bonkers". Oh, and that black column is another refugee from Billingsgate.

  6. Bollards from Millbank PrisonJust before the Parthenonically enhanced armoured cottage stand a pair of chunky bollards, either side of the gate. These are said to come from Millbank penitentiary, the notorious prison from which thousands of convicts were transported to Australia. (More substantial remnants of the prison survive in Pimlico, as you can see in my video here.)

  7. The mysterious columns and an Albert MemorialMore huge chunks of London stand in the town's attractive Prince Albert Gardens. The twin ionic columns were moved here in 1988 following the demolition of Swanage's Grosvenor Hotel. Before that, they supported an unknown building in London — even Historic England draws a blank.

Nearby (visible in the background of the photo) stands the town's own Albert Memorial, a simple stone obelisk with no known London connections, other than the name. It will hardly come as a surprise, by this point, to learn that some of the stone chippings from London's own Albert Memorial supposedly found their way into the facing walls of Purbeck House.

  1. An obelisk from St Mary WoolnothYou have to really work to see this one. The stone obelisk stands 162 metres above sea level, marking the top of the chalk escarpment of Ballard Down, to the north of Swanage. It's a serious climb, but the views are more than worthwhile. The obelisk's lonely surroundings could not be more different from those it witnessed 150 years ago. The granite structure began its life in front of St Mary Woolnoth church, just metres from one of the busiest junctions in the British Empire. An entrance to Bank station is now close to the spot. The obelisk was erected by George Burt in 1892, to commemorate water improvement works to Swanage.

Even then it didn't sit still. The structure was demolished in the second world war, so as not to offer the Luftwaffe a waymarker. It was re-erected in 1973 by a team of Royal Engineers. Having struggled up the hill with nothing heavier than a smartphone, I take my hat off to those hardy chaps.

  1. A globe from Greenwich, with attendant bollardsA second hefty cache of London bollards can be found by taking the pleasant cliffside and woodland walk south of Swanage to Durlston. At least a dozen metal misters stand guard around this curious landmark, the Great Globe of Durlston. The globe itself was made in London, at John Mowlem's stone works in Greenwich, where today you can find the Granite Apartments complex. Additional London bollards and a stone from Pentonville Prison can be found further south towards the Tilly Whim caves.

  2. A Wimbledon footbridgeNot all of the area's architectural salvage came to Dorset courtesy of Messrs Mowlem and Burt. This footbridge at Corfe Castle station arrived as recently as 2007. It formerly spanned the tracks at Merton Park railway station near Wimbledon. With the coming of the trams, the bridge was redundant, and was eventually rebuilt at Corfe to serve the resurgent heritage line.


We could go on... and on... The Purbeck House Hotel contains further London salvage inside that I wasn't able to access. A group of Victorian lamp posts, now removed, once adorned the promenade. Who knows how many old London bollards and other trophies are hidden away in private driveways? Even the heritage railway station carries name boards that resemble tube roundels.

Getting to Swanage: Got a secret bollard fetish and want to track down these relics for yourself? I'd highly recommend it. Swanage is not easily accessed by rail — its station is on a heritage line that isn't (normally) hooked up to the national network. The best option for public transport is to get a train to one of the nearby towns like Poole, Wareham or Bournemouth, then use the (excellent) Breezer bus service, which connects them all and passes along some stunning country roads. Swanage Town Council has more information.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of St Paul's Cathedral.

This year marks 300 years since the death of Sir Christopher Wren, architect of St Paul's Cathedral.

The domed building of worship — perhaps the most iconic feature of the London skyline — is Wren's most famous work, but it is by no means his only legacy. He was a prolific polymath, and a new exhibition at St Paul's showcases some of his lesser-known achievements.

In addition to overseeing the construction of almost 100 buildings, Wren worked in mathematics, astronomy and physiology too, and Sir Christopher Wren: The Quest for Knowledge offers an insight into his early life and career. It explores Wren's lifelong passion and quest for knowledge across the spheres of maths, science and architecture, using a wealth of material from St Paul's Cathedral's archives.

Drawings, photographs and remarkable historical objects personal to Wren himself are on show, and naturally, the design and construction of St Paul's Cathedral features in the exhibition too, making it fascinating for anyone interested in history and architecture, or who wants to learn a bit more about Wren beyond his world-famous magnum opus.

Sir Christopher Wren: The Quest for Knowledge is part of a whole series of events, talks and activities going on at St Paul's Cathedral throughout 2023 to commemorate Wren 300. Keep an eye on the website for further details, including family activities, and special late-night openings.

Sir Christopher Wren: The Quest for Knowledge opens in the Crypt at St Paul's Cathedral on 27 April 2023. It's included in the sightseeing admission price.

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Rose window of the Abbey. Image creative commons, by AmandajmIt's one of London's most historic buildings, scene of coronations and the final resting place of great artists, writers and scientists. To help get your head around a millennium or more of happenings at Westminster Abbey, we've distilled its unique history into a lighthearted, readable timeline.

Prehistory: There is no Abbey. There is no Houses of Parliament. There aren't even any humans (probably). The future blessed site is nothing more than an undistinguished island between two arms of the River Tyburn. The island would come to be known as Thorney, for the guessable reason that it was a bit thorny.

Early 7th century: Nobody knows when Thorney Island was first cleared of brambles and claimed for Christ. One dubious origin myth has St Peter himself appearing on the Thames during the reign of King Sebert of Essex (~604-616), all keen to consecrate this unlikely speck of land. Sebert is an historically attested king, but there is no strong evidence to link him to the early Abbey (although some random bones found in the Abbey in medieval times were said to be his).

785: Thorney Island is described as a "terrible place" in a Charter of King Offa. Probably. No one is certain how reliable or authentic these ancient documents are.

960s: A community of Benedictine monks have made a home on Thorney Island — the first (probably) reliable record of something a bit churchy in the 'hood.

1042-1052: The Abbey as we know it has its origins within this date range, when Edward the Confessor began work on what would become the first cruciform church in England.

1065 (28 December): The completed Abbey is consecrated.

1066 (5 January): Talk about timing. Edward the Confessor dies, about a week after his Abbey is born.

1066 (25 December): After a year of political turbulence that school kids would learn about for a millennium or more to come, William the Conqueror becomes the first documented king to be crowned in Westminster Abbey (King Harold might have had the honour, but the historical record is not clear).

Edward the Confessor's funeral approaches the newly built Westminster Abbey in this scene from the Bayeux Tapestry. It is also the earliest surviving image of medieval London.1163: Edward the Confessor's remains are moved to a new shrine. By this time, he'd been canonised, thanks to a miraculous inability to rot.

1245: Work begins to reconstruct the Abbey into a grand shrine to the Confessor. We can thank Henry III, who wanted a grand church to rival continental masterpieces. Henry's Abbey forms the nucleus of the building we see today.

1269 (13 October): The rebuilt Abbey is consecrated. Edward the Confessor is shifted again, taking his final final final resting place behind the High Altar. Henry would die three years later and would himself be buried inside the Abbey.

1296: The Coronation Chair, used by new monarchs to this day, was commissioned by Edward I. It is sized to accommodate the Stone of Scone, which Edward had nicked from Scotland.

1303: Karma would catch up with King Eddie. In this year, thieves make off with much of Edward I's wealth, while he's campaigning in Scotland. Monks are initially blamed for the theft (and go to the Tower of London for it), but Richard Pudlicote of Oxfordshire is later blamed and executed. The remaining jewels are moved to the more secure Tower of London, where they remain today.

1413 (20 March): Henry IV dies in the Jerusalem Chamber of the Abbey. Deaths in the Abbey are very rare, and this is the last known occasion until the 20th century.

1495: Henry III's Abbey had been consecrated more than 200 years before, but the rebuilding is only completed in this year.

1535: Edward the Confessor's restless bones must take another walk to avoid agents of Henry VIII. The increasingly corpulent villain strips the Abbey of many of its treasures and monuments as part of his Reformation purges.

1540: Thanks to Henry's meddling, the Abbey is no longer an abbey but, in this year, it is granted cathedral status. The bragging rights last until 1556, when it's downgraded to a mere church. The church briefly houses monks again under Catholic Mary I, but these soon clear off when Elizabeth I takes the throne.

1560: Elizabeth declares the former abbey as a "royal peculiar", meaning it is controlled directly by the Monarch rather than a bishop or other ecclesiastic. Its official name ever after is the Collegiate Church of St Peter. Everyone normal still calls it Westminster Abbey.

1669: Samuel Pepys visits the Abbey. His diary records: "This was my birthday, thirty-six years old and I did first kiss a queen." That's because he leaned into the coffin of the 230-years-dead Queen Catherine de Valois and had a peck at her extremely thin lips.

Corpse-smoocher Samuel Pepys. Image Matt Brown1685: Poor old Edward the Confessor. A scaffolding pole pierces his tomb during preparations for James II's coronation. Rest in pieces.

1698: Sir Christopher Wren is best noted for designing St Paul's and dozens of City churches, but he also got his busy mitts on the abbey. In this year, he is appointed Surveyor of the Fabric (a kind of architect-in-residence). One of his unrealised plans for the building would have seen a lofty spire over the central crossing. It never got built, but you can inspect his wooden model in the Diamond Jubilee galleries.

Wren's plans for a central spire. Early versions of the towers added by his pupil Nicholas Hawksmoor can be seen on the right. 1722: Nicholas Hawksmoor begins work on the two western towers (earlier versions had been attempted but never completed). The magnificent Portland stone structures would take until 1745, and were the last major structural additions to the Abbey until 2018 (see below).

Hawksmoor's towers. Image Matt Brown1760: George II becomes the last monarch to be buried in the Abbey.

1904: Architects John Seddon and Edward Lamb propose an attention-grabbing tower (below), to house the Abbey's growing collection of monuments. Known as the Imperial Monumental Halls and Tower, this last word in trophy cabinets would have soared some 167 metres into the Westminster skies. Note also the smaller gothic tower intended for the Abbey's crossing point. The edifice was never built, but we did get a statue of George V on the site, so that's something. See other unbuilt plans for the Abbey.

1904: A service in the Abbey goes off with a bang when an unknown culprit throws lit fireworks into the nave, provoking a scene "unparalleled in the annals of the venerable edifice". After the fireworks are doused, a note saying "Lying priesthood", "Friends of the Brewers", and "Vengeance for the death of Kensit" (perhaps this one?) is discovered.

1906: Richard II's jaw is returned to the Abbey. It had been stolen by a schoolboy 90 years previously. The young scamp had spotted a crumbling part of the tomb and forced his arm through the gap, straight into the diminished maw of King Richard. The august mandible, which had once negotiated with Wat Tyler and the revolting peasants, was sneakily withdrawn, and then passed down through the boy's family. Eventually, the guilt must have got too much. It was sent to the king with an explanatory note. The jaw was finally replaced, along with a piece of parchment relating the curious story. At least, this is the story told anonymously to the press. Perhaps, one day, an exhumation will reveal the truth or otherwise.

1906: A Reverend Shepherd of West Kensington has the unenviable distinction of being the first person to die in Westminster Abbey since Henry IV (see 1413). According to press reports, he stumbled to the ground after making an address at an ecclesiastical meeting, and died immediately.

1914 (11 June): A bomb planted by Suffragettes explodes inside the Abbey. Nobody is injured but the Coronation Chair and Stone of Scone are damaged.

1917: The Abbey receives six pounds of lard in an unexpected delivery. The confused driver should have been dispatched to a Welsh port, where the steamer called Westminster Abbey was expecting the foodstuff.

1920: "The Unknown Soldier", an unidentified British casualty of the first world war, is buried in Westminster Abbey. The soldier's grave is the only one that visitors may not step on.

1941 (10-11 May): Part of the Abbey is left open to the elements when the roof is hit by incendiaries during an air raid. The crossing point is badly damaged.

The crossing point, which was left open to the skies after an air raid. Long since repaired. Image creative commons, amandabhslater1953 (2 June): The coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the first to be televised. It would be almost 70 years before the next one.

1987: Westminster Abbey is declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site, along with the Palace of Westminster and St Margaret's church.

1997: The Abbey decides to charge entrance fees to visitors.

1998: The Abbey gets its first external alteration in decades, when 10 statues are added to the west gate. Each one represents a martyr who fought repression. Among their number is one Martin Luther King.

The 10 new(ish) statues of Westminster Abbey. Image Matt Brown2005: The Abbey refuses filming permission for the Da Vinci Code movie, saying it would be inappropriate. Lincoln Cathedral is happy to stand in, for $180,000.

2010: Benedict XVI becomes the first Pope to set foot within the Abbey.

2011 (29 April): Wills and Kate tie the knot in Westminster Abbey. Despite a thousand years of association with the ruling class, this is only the 16th royal wedding known to have taken place in the building.

2016: Can't afford the entrance fee, or face the queue? Then head over to Google Street View, which now includes interior visualisations of the church.

2018: The ashes of astrophysicist Stephen Hawking are interred within the Abbey, squeezed in between Charles Darwin and Isaac Newton.

2018: The Queen's Diamond Jubilee galleries open on one of the upper levels, offering stunning views of the nave. They are packed with historical objects, many with a royal bent. As we noted at the time, "Fans of royal history will swoon; some will wet themselves." The opening also coincides with a whole new bit of Abbey, as the Weston Tower is added to provide access. It's the first new structural element since 1745.

Image Matt Brown2021: London's most impressive Covid vaccination centre opens in Poets Corner, within the abbey.

2023: King Charles III becomes the 40th monarch to be coronated within the Abbey.

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Guvna B, who grew up in Custom House, narrates the station infoPhones at the ready next time you're visiting a central Elizabeth line station.

Each of the 10 central core stations of the Elizabeth line (Abbey Wood to Paddington) now comes with a short, free audio guide. The QR-activated info gives details about the station's architecture, art and general trivia.

Each 3-minute guide is voiced by someone with a connection to the local area. For example, Liverpool Street's guide is voiced by Melanie White, Director of Brick Lane’s Beigel Shop; Custom House is narrated by MOBO Award-winning rapper Guvna B, who was born and grew up in the area. The Paddington guide, meanwhile, is voiced by author Karen Jankel, who is the daughter of Paddington Bear creator Michael Bond.

You'll find the QR codes on posters near the entrances to each station. Just look for the headphone symbol.

An example poster for Paddington. We're not sure what the tube-style line diagram adds, to be honest, apart from confusion.Somewhat frustratingly, the QR codes cannot yet be placed at platform level, thanks to a lack of 4G/wifi coverage. We suspect more people would scan one of these things if they had a few minutes to kill while waiting for a train. Hopefully, the posters will migrate into the depths once mobile coverage reaches the platforms (before the end of 2024, according to TfL schedules).

We've not yet had chance to road-test the just-announced scheme, but will update the article once we've been for an earful. TfL, though, provides the following nuggets as examples of the kind of trivia you might learn:

  • The interior of Paddington station is long enough to house the Leadenhall Building on its side, the building also known as ‘The Cheesegrater’
  • Liverpool Street station has the shortest escalator on the Elizabeth line at 18.5 metres long
  • Tottenham Court Road station is home to the Elizabeth line’s only curved platform in the central section

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Musician and artist Darren Hayman tells us about the trials, tribulations, unexpected friends and small victories that come with a London allotment.

The author reaping what's he's sown.No one else wanted this plot. It had too many trees and too much shade. It was thick with brambles and looked like wasteland.

"Oh you’ve taken on a lot there," said David, my neighbour on the right. "The woman before you, she didn't do much, she just sat there and drank tea."

"The homegrown potato is never 'worth it' in any practical sense."I took on my allotment just before the second lockdown, the long one, the winter one. This will get me through, I thought, a patch of the outdoors to call my own. Clearing the allotment was just hard work, that's all. I write songs and draw pictures normally and that's not hard work. Pulling up brambles, chopping down trees and lighting fires really did take me away from the pandemic. When my muscles ached at the end of each day it felt rewarding. It stopped me feeling lonely.

"You would never be able to find me. You could look for years. I could break laws there. I usually just smoke fags." Allotments in cities are strange little Narnias. My plot is particularly elusive. You would never be able to find me. You could look for years. I could break laws there. I usually just smoke fags. Allotments look much like they would have a century ago; ramshackle shanty towns made from leftover windows and doors. Allotment owners are real-life Wombles, repurposing plastic, metal, glass, food, everything.

"I know that tomatoes and potatoes are related and can catch blight from each other.""There's a lot of work on that plot isn't there?" said Richard, my neighbour on the left. Richard is a concert pianist. He used to work with Ronnie Hazlehurst and once released an album of Beatles songs that segued into classical pieces.

Conversations drift easily whilst digging. We all wear the same uniforms of last decade's clothes, but you soon discover the musicians, the vicars, the politicians and the artists after you've discussed crop rotation.

"My dog, Minnie, hates the allotment. She just wants to chase foxes and dig up everyone's beds."Once I'd cleared some space I started building raised beds. I laid them out in a grid like a little city. I built a kennel and a bench. My dog, Minnie, hates the allotment. She just wants to chase foxes and dig up everyone's beds. David says "I couldn't have a bench, I'd just sit on it." I do, I just sit on it.

Eventually I had to stop building and start growing. This is where it got hard. When I make songs or paintings I am able to improvise and break rules. I fudge things and cheat and take short cuts and am very impatient. It drives partners and band members nuts but from the outside it can look impressive.

"There are as many ways to grow a carrot as there are stars in the sky."None of these skills is useful when growing food in the ground. There is no straightforward set of instructions. There is lots of advice to be had on allotments, people love to tell you stuff, but no two people agree. There are as many ways to grow a carrot as there are stars in the sky.

It ranges from the scientific, with people discussing the molecular compound of the soil, to the eccentric, with people planting in synchronicity with the phases of the moon.

I know one onion grows into… one onion.Steve, is one of my favourite allotmenteers. He tends his own and his father's plots. He has a tender way with words. "She will not bear true fruit", he sighed at my plum tree once. I asked him about two conflicting pieces of advice I'd been given on potatoes. "Thing is, things like to grow," said Steve with a shrug.

"Allotmenting ranges from the scientific, with people discussing the molecular compound of the soil, to the eccentric, with people planting in synchronicity with the phases of the moon."This is the guidance I cling to most. I've had terrible luck at times: blight wiped out half my harvest, my prize carrot was never repeated despite recreating the exact same circumstances each year. Nature is persistent, however. You will eventually pull up some outsized vegetable from the ground when you least expect it. It will taste better than anything you've ever eaten, because you grew it and knew it when it was a seed no bigger than a speck of dust.

Let's break some myths about 'the good life' though. I am no Tom Good. None of this makes any economic sense, either in terms of money, time or labour. The homegrown potato is never 'worth it' in any practical sense.

I have found something beautiful in this useless pursuit, however.

"I still might give up the allotment. The frustrations and illogical setbacks are a little too much for me." I have discovered a respect for food and where it comes from. I now know that the courgette grows underneath the flower. I know that tomatoes and potatoes are related and can catch blight from each other. I know one onion grows into… one onion.

I still might give up the allotment. The frustrations and illogical setbacks are a little too much for me. There are berries amongst the thorns, however. I just need to learn to be a bit more patient.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Notting Hill Genesis.

For many of us, home ownership might seem like an all-too distant prospect right now. It's an especially common feeling in the capital, where higher-than-average property prices present an extra challenge to aspiring first-time buyers attempting to grow their saving amidst the rising cost of living.

But that first rung of the property ladder might not be as far away as you think — thanks to Shared Ownership. This government scheme allows you to purchase a share of a property and pay subsidised rent to a housing association like Notting Hill Genesis on the remainder.

With Shared Ownership, you only need to raise a deposit for your starting share — which can be as little as 25% — rather than the property's full market value. That could mean as little as four figures! Not only are upfront costs dramatically lower, but your monthly rent and mortgage repayments could be lower than paying a mortgage on a whole property or renting on the open market.

And your starting share is just that: you have the option of increasing your share over time, eventually "staircasing" your way to full home ownership.

Shared Ownership can have less obvious advantages, too. Like the fact that properties on the scheme are usually new builds. That means homes kitted out with the latest appliances, increased energy efficiency, and less maintenance required — all of which could help you reduce costly bills.

Notting Hill Genesis has a huge range of homes of this nature across London, all with excellent transport links and situated in vibrant, growing communities. Here are three of our favourites:

Aspect Croydon (1-3 beds)Where is it? In the heart of east Croydon, right by Wellesley Road tram stop. Foodie hotspot Boxpark — which also hosts movie screenings, live music, and comedy nights — is just a few minutes' walk away. But if you miss central London, trains from East Croydon station (located a five-minute walk from the development) can get you to Victoria and London Bridge in under half an hour.

What's it got going for it? Dual aspect apartments, floor-to-ceiling windows, and private winter gardens with every home. The development also boasts a concierge service and a flexible mezzanine communal space.

How much? One-bedroom apartments start at £87,500 for a 25% share.

Find out more about Aspect Croydon

Kidbrooke Square (1-2 beds)Where is it? The Royal Borough of Greenwich, super close to Kidbrooke Station (the development boasts direct access). From there, you can reach London Bridge in just 18 minutes. Closer to home, there's the award-winning Cator Park, with its grassland, meadows and wetlands.

What's it got going for it? Open plan living areas. Solar panels and eco-friendly appliances. Private outdoor space. A concierge service is also on offer, and a residents' gym is in the works. Onsite shops and a cafe are also planned.

How much? One-bedroom apartments start at £90,625 for a 25% share.

Find out more about Kidbrooke Square

Indigo House (1-3 beds)Where is it? Royal Albert Wharf — a vibrant waterside community in the Royal Docks, just minutes from Gallion Reach DLR station (ideal for Canary Wharf and City commuters!) This up-and-coming creative hub is home to Bow Arts, which hosts community workshops, exhibitions, classes and more. Other local highlights include Café Spice Namaste by award-winning celebrity chef Cyrus Todiwala.

What's it got going for it? Bosch integrated appliances. Energy-efficient underfloor heating. A landscaped linear park with a children's play area. There's a concierge service here, too, and gym and a nursery are both forthcoming.

How much? One-bedroom apartments start at £77,500 for a 25% share.

Find out more about Indigo House

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Discover more London museums and galleries that opening and reopening in 2023.

The Hunterian Museum is among the first to reopen in 2023. Image: StoneColdCrazy in creative commonsA beloved (albeit somewhat gruesome) central London museum finally reopens this May — yes, the Hunterian is back.

Closed since 2019, the Hunterian, in Lincoln's Inn Fields, is an eye-opening collection of the anatomical and the surgical — a curious, unsettling place where glass cases bristle with dissected toads, half of Charles Babbage's brain, and the skeleton of 'Irish Giant' Charles Byrne. Brawn and bone is everywhere you turn, and while the experience is undoubtedly fascinating, you probably don't want to visit immediately before going to Hawksmoor for ribs.

Image: Huntarian/RCSFollowing a £4.6 million redesign by Casson Mann (museum specialists who've worked everywhere from the V&A to Nottingham Castle), the Hunterian reopens on 16 May 2023. Its new look includes a permanent installation of Concourse (2), one of a series of Barbara Hepworth drawings of surgical teams. There is also a new 10-minute time-lapse film of an orthopaedic operation, showing the ballet-like choreography of surgical staff. As previously, entry to the museum is free.

Named for the great 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter, the Hunterian contains 14,000 specimens and preparations of Hunter's, and tells the history of surgery using various instruments, drawings, models and the like. Much of this was Hunter's private collection until he died in 1793 (the rumour is he accidentally gave himself syphilis), when it was handed to the Royal College of Surgeons, then became a museum in 1813.

Concourse (2) by Barbara Hepworth, 1948; Barbara Hepworth © BownessIn its time, the Hunterian has been a place for research both good and bad. Charles Darwin came here for advice on fossils he'd discovered to help progress his theory on evolution. The Hunterian is also where certain Westerners developed sinister ideas on racial theory. All this is covered in the revamped experience.

Hunterian Museum, Lincoln's Inn Fields, reopens 16 May 2023, free

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Discover more London museums and galleries that opening and reopening in 2023.

The Hunterian Museum is among the first to reopen in 2023. Image: StoneColdCrazy in creative commonsA beloved (albeit somewhat gruesome) central London museum finally reopens this May — yes, the Hunterian is back.

Closed since 2019, the Hunterian, in Lincoln's Inn Fields, is an eye-opening collection of the anatomical and the surgical — a curious, unsettling place where glass cases bristle with dissected toads, half of Charles Babbage's brain, and the skeleton of 'Irish Giant' Charles Byrne. Brawn and bone is everywhere you turn, and while the experience is undoubtedly fascinating, you probably don't want to visit immediately before going to Hawksmoor for ribs.

Image: Huntarian/RCSFollowing a £4.6 million redesign by Casson Mann (museum specialists who've worked everywhere from the V&A to Nottingham Castle), the Hunterian reopens on 16 May 2023. Its new look includes a permanent installation of Concourse (2), one of a series of Barbara Hepworth drawings of surgical teams. There is also a new 10-minute time-lapse film of an orthopaedic operation, showing the ballet-like choreography of surgical staff. As previously, entry to the museum is free.

Named for the great 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter, the Hunterian contains 14,000 specimens and preparations of Hunter's, and tells the history of surgery using various instruments, drawings, models and the like. Much of this was Hunter's private collection until he died in 1793 (the rumour is he accidentally gave himself syphilis), when it was handed to the Royal College of Surgeons, then became a museum in 1813.

Concourse (2) by Barbara Hepworth, 1948; Barbara Hepworth © BownessIn its time, the Hunterian has been a place for research both good and bad. Charles Darwin came here for advice on fossils he'd discovered to help progress his theory on evolution. The Hunterian is also where certain Westerners developed sinister ideas on racial theory. All this is covered in the revamped experience.

Hunterian Museum, Lincoln's Inn Fields, reopens 16 May 2023, free

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All weekendThe Classic Car Boot Sale roars into town. Photo: LondonistEASTER HOLIDAYS: With most London schools still closed for the Easter holidays, there are plenty of family-friendly things to do in the capital this weekend. Take a look at our guide to Easter holiday events in London for exhibitions, shows and other events for kids of all ages — including plenty of free and cheap things to do.

EXECUTIONS: The thought-provoking Executions at Museum of London Docklands ends this weekend. It offers a sensitive but fascinating look back at the history of capital punishment in London, including an affecting replica of the Tyburn Tree, and is well worth seeing if you can squeeze it into your Saturday or Sunday. Until 16 April

AFRICA FASHION: The V&A's Africa Fashion exhibition displays more than 250 objects by 45 designers from more than 20 countries, celebrating the talent and diversity of Africa's fashion industry from the mid-20th century to today. Sketches, photographs, film and catwalk footage all feature, alongside plenty of outfits — and this is its final weekend. Until 16 April

HUMANS 2.0: The next chapter of Circa's internationally acclaimed physical circus show Humans has a short run at Southbank Centre. Humans 2.0 features 10 performers doing choreographed acrobatics and dance to a specially performed soundtrack. Age 8+. 12-16 April

WIZARD OF OZ: We're off to see the wizard, at the Cockpit Theatre in Marylebone, where there's an Easter panto version of The Wizard of Oz, based on Frank L. Baum's novel. 13-16 April

Last chance to see Africa Fashion at the V&A. Image: Lagos, Nigeria, 2019 by Stephen Tayo. Courtesy Lagos Fashion Week/V&ABRICK LANE JAZZ FESTIVAL: The Brick Lane Jazz Festival returns for a weekend of live music. Headline acts include Indian-raised, London-based performer Sarathy Korwar, and south London pianist and composer Ashley Henry. You can buy day or weekend passes to all shows at the Old Truman Brewery, with tickets to Village Underground shows sold separately. 14-16 April

IN THE ROUND: The seventh incarnation of In The Round Festival takes place at Camden Roundhouse, giving fans a chance to experience music performed live on the venue's circular stage. Gambian multi-instrumentalist Sona Jobarteh, singer-songwriter Cam, and American soul singer Leroy Huston are all on this year's programme. 14-25 April

WORLD PHOTOGRAPHY AWARDS: One of our art critic's April picks is the Sony World Photography Awards Exhibition at Somerset House. See the shortlisted photos — 415,000 images from over 200 countries — as well as new additions for 2023 including a space dedicated to recent works by Australian photographer Adam Ferguson, who won the 2022 Photographer of the Year for his series Migrantes, and a spotlight on the winning series of the new Sustainability Prize. 14 April-1 May

It's the final weekend of the Executions exhibition. © Museum of LondonCLASSIC CAR BOOT SALE: Pre-1990 vehicles including cars, campervans, hot rods, scooters, caravans, motorbikes and custom bicycles park up in King's Cross for the Classic Car Boot Sale, a weekend of shopping, eating and dancing. Browse and buy vintage clothing and homewares from the Charity Super.Mkt, and visit the Repair Shop for advice on caring for your vintage garments. 15-16 April

PETROL HEADONISM: It's a good weekend for car fans, as in addition to the above, Petrol Headonism Underground takes place in Wembley's underground car parks. With retro, classic and modified vehicles, hypercars, supercars and bikes on display, it brings together car enthusiasts for the first in a series of new events. 15-16 April

CYCLIST TRACK DAYS: Take to two wheels at the Cyclist Track Days at Lee Valley VeloPark in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. It's organised by Cyclist magazine, and anyone's welcome to go along and test ride the newest road bike models from top cycling brands including BMC, Canyon and Ribble. 15-16 April

GRAFFITI WORKSHOP: The Leake Street graffiti tunnels beneath Waterloo station currently have an artist-in-residence, Marc Craig, and he's offering regular graffiti workshops for anyone who wants to try their hand at the art form. Learn how to use a spray can and try out various techniques to create your own masterpiece on a blank stretch of wall within the tunnel.12pm/4pm/8pm Saturday and Sunday, and various other dates

Saturday 15 AprilTry your hand at graffiti workshops at the Leake Street tunnel.YOGA BRUNCH: Start your weekend with a 75-minute Yin Yang Yoga class at The Treehouse in Elephant Park, followed by brunch at nearby pub The Rosy Hue. Choose from six dishes, including a vegan option, and you can add booze for just £3 extra. 10am-1pm

SKATE JAM: Calling all skateboarders! Alexandra Palace is hosting another skate jam, raising money towards renovating the venue's skate park. Skaters of all abilities are welcome to join in the 10am session, while the 1pm session is reserved for competent skaters only. Live music and food and merch stalls are there all day. 10am

VINTAGE SALE: Give your wardrobe a spring refresh at Peckham Vintage Kilo Sale, where you can stock up on vintage clothes, shoes and accessories, priced by weight at £20 a kilo. There's no minimum — or maximum — spend, so pick well and you could take home a selection of new garments for just a few quid. 11am-5pm

PETER RABBIT: Today's your final chance to catch children's concert The Tales of Peter Rabbit and Jemima Puddle-Duck at Wilton's Music Hall. It uses storytelling, songs, and a live orchestra to bring Beatrix Potter's tales to life on stage. 12.30pm

TONY!: Someone has created a rock opera about former prime minister Tony Blair — though it doesn't sound like it's all sunshine and roses. Tony!, which opens at Leicester Square Theatre today, is the story of "how one man went from peace-loving, long-haired hippy and would-be pop star to warmongering multimillionaire in just a couple of decades". Ouch. 2.30pm

THE BIG LEBOWSKI: It's quarter of a century since 'The Dude' breezed onto our screens in The Big Lebowski, and today's the final 25th anniversary screening at the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square. Jeff Bridges plays a keen bowler who is mistaken for a millionaire of the same name. 6pm

EARTHQUAKE FUNDRAISER: Marcus Mumford, Dermot Kennedy, Hozier, James Bay, Anna Calvi and Nilüfer Yanya are among the performers at a one-off charity concert at the Royal Albert Hall, raising money for War Child and The Turkey Mozaik Foundation, following the devastating earthquakes in Turkey and Syria. 6.30pm

RAINBOW NATION CHARITY GALA: Catch a special performance by the Rainbow Nation Dance Academy at Alexandra Palace, showcasing the group's choir, pole dancers, voguers, ballet class and more. The show raises money for the Rainbow Nation Foundation which supports eight LGBT+ charities. Age 18+. 6.30pm

SUHANI SHAH: Last chance to catch Indian magician and mentalist Suhani Shah in her current run at Soho Theatre. Apparently the world’s first and only solo female mind reader, she shares her story in a bid to amaze, amuse and entertain her audience. 7.30pm

CARTOON HEROES: It's a Cartoon Heroes special at this week's Club de Fromage at O2 Academy Islington. Expect to hear pop hits from Shrek, Frozen, Toy Story, Madagascar, Aladdin, The Lion King, LEGO movie, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast and more, mixed in with the event's usual pop tunes. With apologies if you've got Cartoon Heroes by Aqua stuck in your head for the rest of the day now. 10.30pm

Sunday 16 AprilBig Penny Social hosts the Glass Onion Vintage Clothing Market.BOOK BUZZ: Take the kids along to artsdepot in North Finchley for Book Buzz, a day of children's literature-themed activities. They can take a book they've finished along and swap it for a new one for free, and enjoy drag storytelling and live music performances, plus there's a children's book character fancy dress parade. FREE, 10.30am-4pm

AMERICANS OF MAYFAIR: Join Footprints of London tour guide Michael Duncan for a walking tour around the well-to-do neighbourhood of Mayfair, focusing on the well-known Americans who have lived there over the years. Rock and film stars and presidents are among the people who have stayed — which is not surprising when you remember that the US Embassy was based in the area until 2018. 11am

BLACK NATIONAL GALLERY: The Black History Walks team lead an Africa-focused tour of the National Gallery, focusing on paintings and artworks with a Black presence, from African Kings and Queens to musicians and entertainers to faces in crowds. Find out what they meant at the time the works were created, and what they can tell us today. 11am-12.15pm

VINTAGE CLOTHES MARKET: Another chance to stock up on vintage clothes this weekend, this time at Big Penny Social in Walthamstow. The Glass Onion Vintage Clothes Market has thousands of garments, and if you're super-keen to bag the best bargains, you can pay for entry from 11am — otherwise, entry's free after 12pm. 11am-5pm

FOUNDLING MUSEUM TOUR: Never been to Brunswick Square's Foundling Museum? The venue's regular Sunday drop-in tours are a great introduction to the history of the Foundling Hospital, which stood on the site and cared for babies who had been abandoned. 11.30am

GARDEN TOUR: As the weather gets better and we turn our attention back to the great outdoors, take a garden tour at Fulham Palace, home of the Bishops of London, and get the lowdown on how the different Bishops through history shaped the garden into what it is today. 12.30pm

ALWAYS SUNNY PODCAST: Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day, and Glenn Howerton, of the much-loved TV show, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, bring their hit comedy podcast The Always Sunny Podcast to the Royal Albert Hall — their first live shows in the UK. 2.30pm/7.30pm

DIVERSE CLASSICAL: See the debut concert of Vox Urbane, a new classical vocal ensemble founded to tackle the lack of diversity in classical music. The early evening concert takes place in the atmospheric Asylum Chapel, Peckham. It includes UK premieres by Judd Greenstein and Tara Mack, plus music from Meredith Monk, Philip Glass, Barbara Dudek, Francis Poulenc and more. 6.30pm

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Hole Park is one of the best spots for bluebells in the South EastBeing a native wildflower, bluebells can pop up almost anywhere. But if it's lilac-hued carpets of blooms you're after this spring, read on for some of our favourite places to see masses of bluebells in London and nearby.

When is bluebell season in London?April into May is peak bluebell season, though exact dates depend on factors such as the weather. Once they're out, you've got a fortnight or so to see them at their finest.

Can I pick bluebells?No, please don't. Native English bluebells are a protected species, meaning it's prohibited to dig up or remove a plant or bulb from the countryside.

Be careful not to trample on them either — sticking to footpaths is best. Once trampled, a bluebell plant can take four-six years to recover and flower again. The National Trust offers advice on how to admire the flowers without damaging them.

Bluebells in Richmond ParkAlthough better known for its azaleas (which flower around this time too), Richmond Park's Isabella Plantation has a decent bluebell population too — in fact, one of the footpaths is named Bluebell Walk. Head for the wilder fringes of the managed garden to get the best glimpses.

Bluebells in Highgate WoodUp in north London, the ancient woodland of Highgate Wood is one of your best options for a spot of bluebell bothering — so much so that City of London Corporation, which manages the space, has marked the bluebell areas on its official map of the wood. Head for the north corner of the park, and enter via the Cranley Gate or Bridge Gate to be closest to the action

Bluebells in Oxleas Wood, ElthamThe ancient woodland of Oxleas Wood is home to many surprises, not least a whopping great castle. But in late spring, bluebells take centre stage, as the forest is carpeted in them. The area is on the Green Chain Walk, so can be incorporated into a wider spring exploration of the area, or enjoyed alone (or as part of a visit to the aforementioned castle). London Wildlife Trust sometimes runs bluebell walks at Oxleas Wood too.

Bluebells in Wanstead Park

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The Chalet Wood area of Wanstead Park is home to sufficient bluebells to have inspired the above beautiful poster, designed by local artist Helen Rowe.

Bark footpaths are laid among the trees, making it easy to wander past the bluebells and photograph them without the risk of trampling. Wanstead Wildlife has more information on the measures being taken to care for and cultivate the bluebells.

Bluebells at Hole Park Gardens, KentHole Park is carpeted with bluebells each yearA bit further afield, the 15-acre Hole Park Garden in Kent is known for having one of the best bluebell displays in the south-east. Keep an eye on their bluebell barometer — which appears on the site every year in early April — to check on the progress of this year's carpet of bluebells. Dogs on leads are welcome.

Bluebells at Emmetts Garden, Kent

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National Trust property Emmetts Garden, just a spit from the London-Kent border, has thousands of bluebells blanketing a hillside, to the extent that it's been designated a Site of Special Scientific Interest.

Rhododendrons, tulips and daffodils are also prevalent at Emmetts, making it a vibrant spot for a spring day out, though the car park and cafe tend to get busy at weekends. Nearby Chartwell, former home of Winston Churchill, also performs well on the bluebell front.

Bluebells at Riverhill Himalayan Gardens, Sevenoaks, KentRiverhill Himalayan Gardens. Photo: LondonistThe main reason for visiting this hillside garden is the views from the top (and the intense calf workout on the way up). But for a couple of weeks each year, bluebells supplant the views.

The sloped woodland is home to thousands of them — dappled with sunlight as it streams through the tree canopy overhead. Footpaths wend their way through the woodland, meaning you can get up close to the bluebells without stepping off the paths. One more thing; this particular woodland is home to a part-time yeti* — you've been warned.

A bluebell-inspired craft fair usually runs at the same time as the bluebell festival, with artworks, homewares and gifts on a bluebell theme.

(*Weekends and school holidays only)

Bluebells at Sheffield Park and Garden, East Sussex

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Sheffield Park and Garden is another National Trust property replete with bluebells in the spring. The sizeable estate has several bluebell clusters, in the manicured gardens, growing wild in the woods, and out in the East Park, where dog walkers are welcome.


London's cemeteries and cemetery parks are also bluebell hotspots. Though they don't appear in the same numbers as they do at other places on this list, they do spring up prettily among the gravestones and tombs. Tower Hamlets Cemetery Park is a particular favourite with bluebell hunters. National Trust properties are also replete with bluebells.

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Wembley Stadium is 100 years old in 2023. Well, at least, Wembley has had a stadium since 1923 — the famous twin-towered original was replaced in 2007. To mark the centenary, Getty has delved into its picture archives, pulling out a selection of arresting images from Wembley's history.

Captions by Paul Prowse, Senior Photo Editor at the Getty Images Archive.

A postcard depicting the then new Wembley Stadium, hosting the British Empire Exhibition in 1924. Image: public domainFA Cup Final 1923 - Bolton Wanderers v West Ham United. "Wembley Stadium was completed - at a cost of £750,000 - just five days before the first event was held there, the FA Cup Final between Bolton Wanderers & West Ham United. But the first match was not an all-ticket affair, which led to reported crowds of between 250,000 and 300,000 in a stadium with an official capacity of 125,000. Now known as the 'White Horse' final, it's an image of Billy the Police horse that is often used to define that day, but this image of crowds being pushed back off the playing area goes some way to illustrating the sheer volume of people." Image credit: Bob Thomas/Popperfoto via Getty Images/Getty Images2 August 1948: "Fanny Blankers-Koen pictured crossing the line after taking gold in the women's 100m final at the 1948 Olympic Games, the first gold medal of her record breaking four — the others were for the 200m, 80m hurdles and 4 x 100 relay. The 1948 Olympic Games became widely known as the Austerity Games due to the difficult post war economic situation, taking place whilst the country was still under rationing restrictions. Given these conditions nothing new was built and Wembley Stadium, in addition to hosting the track and field events, was also the venue for football, equestrian and field hockey competitions, with the nearby Empire Pool (now Wembley Arena) hosting the swimming, diving, boxing and more." Image credit: Hulton Archive/Getty ImagesHenry Cooper Vs Muhammad Ali, June 1963" "Getty Images' archives are filled with those tantalising moments where the photographer and the camera take us somewhere we'd never have been able to go. A general view over the stadium clearly showing the newly installed aluminium roof which encircled the stadium after 1963. In the centre is pictured the ring for the first of two bouts Henry Cooper fought with Muhammad Ali. Whilst Cooper lost both — this one prior to Ali becoming World Champion, the other during a championship bout in 1966 — their Wembley meeting in 1963 is remembered for being one of only four times that an opponent put Ali on the canvas in his career." Image credit: Popperfoto via Getty Images/Getty ImagesCaptain Bobby Moore holds the Jules Rimet trophy aloft following England's 4-2 victory against West Germany in the the World Cup Final at Wembley. "Throughout the 1966 FIFA World Cup, hosts England had played all of their six games at Wembley Stadium, whether or not that gave them any home advantage, it was there that they ran out eventual 4-2 winners over West Germany in the final. Here we see the famous red shirts cut through the politely applauding group of surrounding dignitaries just after Bobby Moore has received the trophy from the Queen." Image credit: Fox Photos/Hulton Archive/Getty ImagesBritish footballer Sheila Parker (centre) and members of the England Women's football team training at Wembley Stadium, 1972. "The England Women’s National team pictured in their brand-new kits getting their first chance to play, or at least train, on the Wembley turf prior to their first official international with Scotland that was to take place in Greenock in Scotland later that month, they ran out 3-2 winners. The ban on Women playing football on any FA affiliated grounds which had been in place for over 50 years was lifted the year before this. Fast forward 50 years..." Image credit: Ronald Dumont/Daily Express/Hulton Archive/Getty Images.Live Aid, 13 July 1985. "A general view of the stage at Live Aid at Wembley Stadium. The concert in aid of famine relief in Africa proved to be an unrivalled global event raising over $127 million. Impressively pulled together over the first part of 1985 by Bob Geldof and others, 22 artists played the London leg to an attendance of 72,000 but that number was only part of the story. Notwithstanding the near 90,000 who watched the Philadelphia leg, there was a global TV audience of 1.5 billion, almost 40% of the world’s population at the time." Image credit: Mike Cameron/RedfernsNew Zealand Vs Argentina - Group C: Rugby World Cup, 2015. "Unlike its League counterpart, which has had a continuous presence at the stadium since 1929, Rugby Union didn't feature at Wembley Stadium until 2008 when it debuted with a match between Barbarians and the touring Australian team. The venue set world attendance records for club rugby when used by London's Saracens between 2009 and 2017 and it was a venue during the 2015 World Cup when it hosted two pool matches that broke attendance records for World Cup Rugby. Pictured here is the New Zealand All Blacks traditional Haka prior to their game versus Argentina that year." Image credit: Paul Gilham/Getty ImagesAdele Performs At Wembley Stadium, 2017. "Adele pictured in a black cab arriving for her record breaking Wembley Stadium concert which was part of her 'Adele Live 2017' tour. The attendance of 98,000 fans is a record for a live music event in the UK." Image credit: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images for September Management

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Seen the West End's first ever Ramadan lights yet?

The Festival of Sweets marks the end of Ramadan, and there's a huge celebration in Trafalgar Square. Image: Greater London Authority/Caroline TeoEid celebrations return to Trafalgar Square on 29 April 2023, with a day of Islamic-inspired music, food and family activities.

Eid al-Fitr (the Festival of Sweets) marks the end of the fasting/praying/reflecting period of Ramadan for Muslims. It falls on Friday 21 April in the UK, and Eid in the Square will be celebrated in Trafalgar Square the following weekend.

There's plenty for everyone to get stuck into, with a show hosted by Ali Official and Mariah Idrissi, including:

  • Performances from  MoYah, The Khan Brothers Qawwali Group, Silk Road Collective and RnB legend, FaceSoul.
  • Poetry, comedy and acoustic performances from Rumi's Cave Open Mic.
  • Eats including Indian street food from Mr Bombay, Silk Road goodies from Oshpaz Uzbek Street Food, and Somali treats from Hooyo East.
  • The Inspiring Muslim Awards, celebrating unsung heroes nominated by Londoners.
  • A dedicated kids zone with calligraphy, storytelling, drama and poetry workshops.
  • Mehndi (a form of temporary body art) and face painting.
  • Fencing sessions with Muslim Girls Fence.
  • Workshops from the New Crescent Society, on how to sight the Eid moon.
  • A 'Colours of Eid Parade' grand finale, featuring a sea of stunning costumes led by Dhol drummers walking through the Square.

There's plenty more too — check out the full lineup.

In previous years the London Eye has been illuminated with a crescent moon light display to mark Eid al-Fitr — so look out for that as well.

Eid in the Square, Trafalgar Square, 12pm-6pm, Saturday 29 April, free.

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22 Bishopsgate. Image Matt BrownWe're in a golden era of roof terraces and viewing galleries, with eight new spaces coming to the Square Mile alone.

Done the Sky Garden, the Garden at 120, and the Post Building? Plenty more ways to see the horizon are... on the horizon.

The Viewing Gallery, 22 Bishopsgate22 Bishopsgate disappearing into the clouds. Image Matt BrownThe biggy coming up is the viewing gallery at 22 Bishopsgate. In case you (understandably) haven't been keeping up with London's recent skyscrapers, this is the tallest building in the Square Mile. At 278 metres, it's just a few double-deckers short of the Shard.

The gallery will be on the 58th floor, with an even more elevated restaurant nesting above. Like the Sky Garden, entrance to the gallery will be free, but will need pre-booking. Planned opening is summer 2023.

8 Bishopsgate8 Bishopsgate under construction (the one with the cranes) next to 22 Bishopsgate.This peculiar tower is sometimes called 'the Jenga', thanks to its jumble of boxes. It, too, has a public viewing gallery due to open in the summer of 2023. The building nestles in between 22 Bishopsgate and the Cheesegrater, creating what we reckon is the tallest alleyway in London.

22 Bishopsgate and 8 Bishopsgate (rising behind the Royal Exchange) make the tallest alley in London. Both will have public viewing platforms. Image Matt BrownGiven its proximity to 22 Bish, yet lower height, 8 Bishopsgate is going to have to offer something special to attract punters.

Six more rooftops, coming soonThe Seal House roof garden. Image City Scape DigitalDespite the downturn and radically changed work-at-home habits, the office development pipeline still overfloweth. Six more under-construction buildings will also offer public viewing galleries in the near future. Expect to be calling an elevator at 120 Fleet Street, Seal House (near London Bridge), Millennium Bridge House, 81 Newgate Street, 1 Leadenhall Court and Citicape House (Holborn Viaduct) in the not-too-distant future.

The rash of new developments with public views is not an accident. It's part of the City of London's strategy to get more people into the Square Mile for reasons other than business. Many of these projects would not have received planning consent without offering some form of public access.

The Sky Garden - a popular pioneer of the destination view in an office building. Image Matt BrownWhether the public will have enough appetite for views to make all of these schemes a success — especially if they need pre-booking — remains to be seen. For now, though, lofty views are clearly in demand. The Walkie Talkie building's Sky Garden has just attracted its 10 millionth visitor, with long queues often forming outside. The building itself is much criticised for its overbearing, top-heavy design, yet it's become a genuine hit with visitors to London.

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Our pick of the best exhibitions to see in London's galleries and museums right now. We've split the list into geographical areas to make it easier to plan. We've also written a roundup of exhibitions to see in London this April.

Exhibitions in West LondonPhoto: Ed ReeveBRICK BY BRICK: Ai Weiwei's blend of art and activism is brought to Design Museum. Lines of porcelain balls look beautiful until you realise they were cannonballs used in war centuries ago. Likewise, piles of Lego are seen as a source of unbridled creativity, though Ai Weiwei used them to make political artworks so Lego temporarily stopped selling the bricks to him, forcing him to crowdsource them. He takes the playful and makes it political, and challenges our assumptions of the world around us. It's what makes him arguably the most important artist alive today.

Ai Weiwei: Making Sense at the Design Museum. Until 30 July, £16.80. **★★★★** (open daily and late on Fridays)

Copyright RBKC. Photo: Jaron James.GOLDEN LIGHT: The Pre-Raphaelites often bring to mind colourful scenes with redheads aplenty. So it's a revelation to see these delicate and beautiful gold drawings of angels and religious scenes by Evelyn de Morgan, shimmering in the gallery's low light. It's a stunning collection of works that need to be seen in person to appreciate their magnificence.

Evelyn De Morgan: The Gold Drawings at Leighton House. Until 27 August, free. *★★★★☆* (Wednesday-Monday)

HORRIFIC HISTORY: Todd Gray's photographs pull you in with beautiful landscapes and architecture, but the locations have a horrific history as slave forts. With images from his own career, including his stint as Michael Jackson's photographer, placed on top within frames sourced from flea markets in Black neighbourhoods, this is a powerful presentation of Black history.

Todd Gray: On Point at Lehmann Maupin, Cromwell Place. Until 6 May, free. *★★★★☆* (Wednesday-Sunday)

Exhibitions in South LondonPainted after the funeral of Morisot's husband Manet, this shows their daughter Julie in mourning. © Musée Marmottan Monet, Paris.IMPRESSIVE IMPRESSIONISM: Berthe Morisot was one of the female founding members of Impressionism and this exhibition shows, over a century later, what she was made of. It definitely delivers, with expressive self-portraits and a haunting view of her daughter after her husband's funeral. Shown alongside her contemporaries in Britain at the time, this exhibition demonstrates how dated they appear in comparison. Having only seen individual works by her in the past, here's a chance to really appreciate what an impressive painter she was.

Berthe Morisot: Shaping Impressionism at Dulwich Picture Gallery. Until 10 September, £16.50. *★★★★*** (Tuesday-Sunday)

Photo: Matt ChungBLING-TASTIC: A rock crystal reliquary and a gold drinking horn are two of the spectacular treasures on display in this exhibition at the revivalist Gothic splendour that is Strawberry Hill House — a house that has the interiors to match the pieces it's showing. If you want to see how silver can turn half a coconut shell into an ornate object, this treasure trove is for you, inside a building that's always worth visiting.

Treasures from Faraway: Medieval and Renaissance Objects from The Schroder Collection at Strawberry Hill House. Until 19 July, £14.5o, includes admission to the house. *★★★★☆* (Sunday-Wednesday)

Exhibitions in North London© Patrick Quarm. Photo: Lucy Dawkins and courtesy Gagosian.MIGRATION & MIRRORS: Bringing together 19 artists who have a history of migration, this is a powerful exhibition beginning with a neon artwork by Elsa James over the entrance to the main gallery, exclaiming 'I am here because you were there'. It's a fantastic collection of artists including Phoebe Boswell's underwater paintings and an impressive spiritual mirrored installation by Victor Ehikhamenor, where Amazing Grace in Edo reverberates around the space.

Rites of Passage at Gagosian, Brittania Street. Until 29 April, free. **★★★★☆**** (Tuesday - Saturday)

Photography: Stephen PocockGOT MILK: Milk may seem like a strange topic for an exhibition, but Wellcome Collection does an excellent job with charting the history of it, including how formula was originally directed to poorer communities, with pasteurised initially only available to the middle classes. It also looks at how Neo-Nazis have used milk as a symbol of white supremacy, plus Danielle Dean's political artwork showing a landscape turning white draws attention to how natural fauna was wiped out to make new land for the milk industry in New Zealand. It ends spectacularly with Jess Dobkin's intense installation on how human breastmilk is now sold, how it's fetishised and used by bodybuilders.

Milk at Wellcome Collection. Until 10 September, free. **★★★★☆**** (Tuesday-Sunday)

Exhibitions in Central LondonLa Danse by Andre Derain. © ADAGP, Paris and DACS, London 2023MASTERS OF ART: Blue bathers painted by Cezanne, a cubist portrait by Picasso, Edvard Munch's haunting painting of his sister's funeral and Van Gogh's swirling landscapes are only a handful of the stunning masterpieces in this show. The exhibition shows how art exploded after Impressionism, including female modernists like Kathe Kollwitz, whose sculpture of two lovers rival's Rodin's famous kiss — Rodin incidentally being another superstar artist in this show. The narrative is not the clearest, but who cares when you have so many brilliant artworks in one show.

After Impressionism: Inventing Modern Art at The National Gallery. Until 13 August, £24-£26. *★★★★☆* (open daily)

© Photo: The National Gallery, LondonUGLY DUCHESS: Known as the Ugly Duchess, Quinten Massys's painting of an elderly woman with a low-cut top is a captivating work from the National Gallery's collection, and here it's reunited with its companion piece of an elderly man who faces off with her — though it's unclear whether he's open to her advances or declining them. It's a one-room display focusing on this satire of the traditional flattering marriage portrait and a rare chance to step away from the usual beauty ideals seen in Old Master paintings.

The Ugly Duchess: Beauty and Satire in the Renaissance at The National Gallery. Until 11 June, free. ★★★★☆**** (open daily)

Stars from paint cans by Thornton Dial. Photograph: Stephen Pitkin/Pitkin Studio/2023, Estate of Thornton Dial/Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/DACS, London 2023INNOVATIVE ART: Works made from exploded paint cans, skulls and whatever material could be found are displayed in an exhibition celebrating Black artists from the Southern US. It's hugely important to showcase these artists but it's in the Royal Academy's smaller galleries, and a bigger space would have done them more justice — plus, the works feel alienated among white walls that don't suit the raw materials from which they were created.

Souls Grown Deep Like the Rivers: Black Artists from the American South at Royal Academy of Arts. Until 18 June, £15. **★★★☆****** (open daily).

Photo: Marcus LeithHISTORIC SOUNDS: What does British history sound like? By assembling vessels dating from the last 2,000 years, they can resonate with their sounds when visitors walk past them. It's a small installation that pairs neatly with the Roman artefacts that are permanently part of the London Mithraeum experience, and asks us to reflect on Britain's history, especially at a time when it seems to be in flux.

Oliver Beer's Albion Waves at London Mithraeum. Until 15 July, free. *★★★☆*** (Tuesday - Sunday)

Photo © Jonathan GreetBOOKS-PLOSION: Jukhee Kwon takes discarded books and gives them new life in these spectacular artworks. A waterfall of paper pours out of books near the ceiling, other books turn into paper cranes, and a birds' nest make you want to crawl inside and curl up with a good book — if only you were small enough.

Jukhee Kwon: Liberated at October Gallery. Until 22 April, free. *★★★★☆* (Tuesday - Saturday)

Copyright Sikelela OwenFAMILY MATTERS: What makes a family? Is it blood, friendship or other social bonds? This small exhibition looking at family unites contemporary artists with the likes of William Hogarth and his painting of siblings. Gillian Wearing's self-portrait has her dressed and posed as her mother to blur lines between generations, and Caroline Walker has an intimate late night painting of a mother changing a baby. It all hangs together a bit loosely, but it's another impressive exhibition by this small museum that regularly punches above its weight

Finding Family at The Foundling Museum. Until 27 August, £9.50. *★★★☆*** (Tuesday-Sunday)

Exhibitions in East LondonArtwork by Matthew Schreiber. Photo: Sandra Ciampone.INTENSE IMMERSION: Thumping sounds, flashing lights, laser grids and waves of colour at a frequency designed to calm us. This East London warehouse has been turned into a truly ambitious and intense experience that's about as big and bombastic as immersive art gets. Prepare to be dazzled.

Thin Air at The Beams, Docklands. Until 4 June, £20-£25. *★★★★☆* (Wednesday-Monday)

Copyright Gilbert & George.MAKE YOUR OWN MUSEUM: Rather than wait for museums to show your work, why not set up your own? That's what Gilbert & George have done just off Brick Lane, close to where they live. It launches with their large-scale floral and colourful Paradisical Pictures. This is paradise, G&G-style, with pictures of them, lots of sexual references and lurid colours. Best of all it's free to visit, and the plan is to keep showing different series of their works every six months or so.

The Gilbert & George Centre, The Paradisical Pictures. Free. *★★★★☆* (Friday-Sunday)

Exhibitions outside LondonMINING ART: This exhibition brings together a great selection of contemporary artworks all related to excavating — such as in Robin Dale's photography of the area's industrial heritage, or through the recovered shoes of victims of violence in Colombia by Doris Salcedo. It's full of powerful works including Theaster Gates' piece made from red, white and blue fire hoses — the type used against civil rights protesters, showing us how a symbol of freedom can be used to suppress it. It's a show that makes a trip up North well worth it.

Deep Horizons at MIMA, Middlesbrough. Until 18 June, free. **★★★★☆**** (Tuesday-Sunday)

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of City Cruises.

City Cruises boats will be dressed up to the nines for these special coronation cruises.Plenty of coronation parties are being thrown across London — but not many of them are on the Thames!

From 17 April to 8 May, City Cruises boats are breaking out the bunting for a special series of Coronation Cruises. Vessels will be getting into the spirit, decked out in coronation-themed décor, while allowing passengers to admire — and hop off to visit — London locations linked to the Royal Family.

Special royally-themed menus will be on offer from 17 April-8 May.On sightseeing tours — or with a 24 -hour hop-on, hop-off River Pass — passengers can cruise past royal landmarks, such as the Tower of London (from which many monarchs ruled over many centuries), and St Paul's Cathedral (where Charles married Diana in 1981). You can also use City Cruises to explore royal institutions; hop off at Westminster Millennium Pier to see Westminster Abbey*, setting for the new King's coronation. Westminster Millennium Pier is also where you should alight for a walk through St James's Park, to Buckingham Palace, birthplace — and now home — of Charles III.

Think a street party... but on a boat on the Thames!Lunch, afternoon tea, and dinner cruises, meanwhile, will serve up Royally-themed menus (think crown-shape sweet treats, pink fizz and coronation chicken sandwiches).

As usual, all City Cruises come with informative and entertaining onboard commentary — feeding you titbits of Londony (and regal) trivia, along the way. Bringing little 'uns aboard? Fun activities are provided, so the whole family's happy.

Prefer to let your hair down? Brave a Thamesjet Speedboat ride.Prefer to let your hair down, and celebrate in an altogether wilder way? The Thamesjet Speedboat ride is the experience for you. On this high-octane, adrenaline-pumping river tour, you'll whizz by the iconic likes of Tower Bridge, Big Ben, the London Eye and the Tower of London — all in just 50 minutes. For a thrilling time out on the river, full of twists and turns, it can't be beaten.

Celebrate Charles' crowning in unique style with a special Coronation Cruise, or do things your own way, with a Thamesjet Speedboat ride.

*Note: Westminster Abbey is closed 25 April-8 May

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This isn't the only museum opening this year — check out 8 London Museums And Galleries Opening And Reopening In 2023.

Portrait of Curator Nephertiti Oboshie Shandorf by Ruth SewellPlans to open a new Women's Museum have been announced by Barking & Dagenham Council.

Set to open in Barking Wharf Square towards the end of this year, the Women's Museum is not the East End Women's Museum, which was previously planned for the area. That museum, which was being compiled to "record, research, share and celebrate the stories of East London women past and present" announced in February 2023 it would no longer be moving forward with plans for a permanent home in Barking.

Instead, Barking & Dagenham Council will open the Women's Museum, with links to the local history programme at the nearby Valence House Museum and Archives, which it also runs.

Ethel Scott by Claire Mason, 2023The new museum will offer exhibitions, events and workshops, with a focus on showcasing "the history, heritage, stories and role of women from both the local area and beyond".

Councillor Saima Ashraf, Deputy Leader and Cabinet Member for Community Leadership and Engagement, said:

The Women's Museum will play a significant role in developing partnerships locally, regionally, and nationally as part of the wider remit of our museum and cultural offer here in the borough. I look forward to seeing the plans come to fruition over the coming months.

The first things to look out for include:

  • A facade covering the space where the museum will be, designed by artist Claire Mason. It's a timeline of local women's history from 600AD to the present day, and includes local people such as Mary Wollstonecraft, Annie Huggett, Elizabeth Fry, Muriel Lester and Doris Lester, Olympic and Paralympic athletes Ethel Scott and Beverley Gull, and singers Sandie Shaw, YolanDa Brown and Zara McFarlane. It's in situ now (pictured below during installation) and can be seen until the autumn;

Psst! There’s no better day than #InternationalWomensDay to share a little SNEAK PEAK of what we're working on to celebrate the amazing women from our borough. Keep your eyes peeled 👀 for more info coming soon. #WomensMuseum pic.twitter.com/V70MgpdjsU

— Barking and Dagenham (@lbbdcouncil) March 8, 2023

  • The inaugural exhibition by curator and artist Nephertiti Oboshie Schandorf, focusing on the radical history of the Abbesses of Barking Abbey. Dating back to the 7th century, the exhibition will explore the role of female leadership historically, using the context of the Abbesses to explore past and current issues related to women’s power, identity and voice. It'll open when the museum opens in late 2023;
  • A newly commissioned girl's empowerment programme for local young people age 11+. Led by Arc Theatre and launching in November 2023, it's an extension of Raised Voiced, a drama and presentation skills group for students from schools and colleges across Barking and Dagenham, which inspires, encourages discussion on, and raises awareness of, issues challenging young women and girls today.

Arc Theatre's Raised Voices girls empowerment programmeNephertiti Oboshie Schandorf, Curator of the Women's Museum inaugural exhibition, said:

This exhibition and programme is a precious opportunity to bring elements of the legacies and stories of the Abbesses and their connections to ambitions and lives of women, girls and folk living in the area today. There is so much creativity and community in the borough and I am delighted to be celebrating these shared and overlapping heritages

Local people can have a say on the plans via the Citizens' Alliance Network over the coming months.

The Women's Museum is due to open at 4-5 Barking Wharf Square in late 2023. Keep an eye on the website for updates.

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Photos from India and Bangladesh go in display in East Dulwich. Photo: Adrian WhittleLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Sign up for a BSL tourThe British Library offers a special tour for any visitors who are D/deaf, deafened and hard of hearing. Join a curator for a tour of the current Chinese and British exhibition (which closes next weekend) exploring British Chinese communities and culture, and what it means to be both Chinese and British.

Live speech-to-text transcription of the tour is provided by Stagetext, and a BSL interpreter is also present.

Free, 12 April.

Take a free BSL tour of the Chinese and British exhibition. Image: The British Library2. View photos from India and BangladeshA new exhibition of works by photographer Adrian Whittle opens at Jeannie Avent Gallery in East Dulwich. See candid street shots and portraits of the everyday people of India and Bangladesh, including labourers, school students, Bihari refugees and Dhaka's Hijra (third gender) community, accompanied by text panels telling their stories.

Free, 13-25 April.

  1. Take tea, the Japanese wayEvery couple of weeks, the British Museum offers a free demonstration of a Japanese tea ceremony, given by members of the Urasenke Foundation London Branch. In addition to the demo, there's a talk about the history of tea in Japan.

Free, 14 April.

  1. Crunch your way out of the Kettle Chips Escape RoomFor three day, 146 Shoreditch High Street is home to a Kettle Chips Escape Room, to promote the launch of two new flavours. Solve puzzles, crunch numbers and crack codes to reveal the mystery flavours.

Walk-in slots are available, but book in advance to guarantee entry. As you'd hope, tasters are available on the day as well.

Free, 14-16 April.

  1. Get the kids some new books — for freeKids read all their books during the Easter holidays? Take them along to artsdepot in North Finchley where they can swap them for free. The Book Buzz is a whole day of children's literature-themed entertainment with drag storytelling, puppets, live music and a character costume parade, in addition to the book swap.

Free, 16 April.

  1. Go on a wild goose chaseThroughout April, the Great Leadenhall Goose Chase takes place at Leadenhall Market. To take part, download the app and get stuck into various tasks and activities around the market, including dressing up, finding clues and solving puzzles. The winning team receives a £500 voucher to spend at Leadenhall Market, so it's worth a shot.

Free, throughout April.

  1. Admire the vibrant abstracts of Stanley WhitneyThere Will Be Song, Installation view, 2023 © Stanley Whitney Photo: Lucy Dawkins Courtesy GagosianThe abstract artworks of Stanley Whitney currently adorn the walls of Gagosian Grosvenor Hill, for the exhibition There Will Be Song. Inspired by the likes of Piet Mondrian and Mark Rothko, Whitney's paintings incorporate large slabs of colour, the brushwork revealing the trace of the artist's hand in building up these vibrant, uplifting compositions.

Free, until 13 May

  1. Tee off at multi-coloured minigolfImage: Canary WharfSpeaking of colourful things... Canary Wharf's free minigolf course designed by art duo Craig & Karl has reopened in Montgomery Square for the summer season.

Features of the nine-hole course include a a neon orange jump ramp and a pink and yellow chequered bridge. Stewards are on hand to provide golf clubs and balls, and there are also free ping pong tables nearby if you want to take the competitive spirit on elsewhere.

Free, daily 12pm-6pm (except in adverse weather).

  1. Let off steam in one of London's playgroundsImage: Matt Brown/LondonistWe've got plenty of ideas for things to do in London in the Easter holidays, but for kids of a certain age, nothing beats a playground — and the good news for grown-ups is that they're free! Take a look at our map of central London playgrounds to find one near you. Several of them have been tested by our own little Londonists, who found them more than adequate.

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London's brownest footpath...Did you know that Pudding Lane turns into a 'secret' aerial walkway? And it leads to a magnificent Thames view.

Generations of Londoners have stood before the Monument and thought "I'll climb these stairs for a view". But perhaps not this set of stairs...

The unremarkable flight rises just to the south-east of the giant column. Would you walk up them? They look like they might lead to corporate offices, or Somewhere You Should Not Be.

They're hidden behind a hedge, for pity's sake. Hence, they're generally ignored.

In fact, the steps are open to anyone, and they herald the most direct and rewarding route to the Thames. Ascend! You won't regret it.

Pudding Lane... in the skyCuriously, the highwalk seems to be classified as part of Pudding Lane, even though it's a couple of storeys up from road level. A street sign up here confirms the name, famous as the site where the Great Fire of London began in 1666.

The walkway leads to an information board and plaque, which explain the site's Roman history — revealed during excavations for the offices. We learn that, 2000 years ago, the river would have lapped right up to Pudding Lane, over 100 metres further north than the Thames we know today. The Romans built a substantial quay here, which was used to offload imports of wine and olive oil.

If you've got your eyes open, you'll note that the site's history goes back long before the Romans. The Portland stone walls here are speckled with fossils, the echoes of marine snails and bivalves that died 150 million years ago. Aptly, they lead us on to the river.

St Magnus the Martyr, a Christopher Wren churchAfter spanning Lower Thames Street, the raised walkway leads out onto a wide rooftop space. Here, you can expect excellent views of St Magnus the Martyr church (above). This church is a fascinating place to visit in its own right. Old London Bridge passed right underneath its porch. Stones from the old bridge, along with putative Roman timbers can be seen in the churchyard, while a model of Old London Bridge lurks within.

A roof terrace with so much space you could play a game of five-a-side. You won't find enough people here, though.Once you've finished ogling St Magnus, carry on along the walkway and you'll soon spill out onto a substantial roof terrace overlooking the Thames. The views here are excellent, with Tower Bridge to the left, the Shard straight ahead, and London Bridge to the right. We came to this balcony on 5 July 2012 to watch the laser-flourishing inauguration of Britain's tallest building.

Unless an event of similar magnitude is unfolding, you're unlikely to find many other people up on the balcony. It's one of those places that hides in plain sight, right above the busy Thames Path, yet almost never noticed. This despite a rather prominent sign down below:

So, there we have it. We've followed most direct route to the Thames from the Monument, taking in Jurassic seas, Roman boats, a Wren church and a little-known viewpoint. Definitely a short cut worth knowing.

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Not many buildings are iconic enough to have their own unique road signAs it approaches its quarter-century, we look back on the eventful history of the O2/Millennium Dome.

It was built to celebrate the Millennium. Millions visited, but not as many as hoped. It was a flop; a semi-literal white elephant. It was almost demolished, or moved to Swindon. Reborn as the O2, it has since become one of the most successful entertainment venues on the planet. Along the way, it's seen James Bond action sequences and a real-life diamond heist. It has served as a homeless shelter, an Olympic venue and as a training centre for Covid-19 medical staff.

We've dug into the news archives to piece together the very eventful history of the North Greenwich landmark. The structure has changed name several times over its quarter century. For the purposes of this article, we'll call it simply 'the Dome', except when directly talking about name changes.

Build up to the MillenniumSome cormorants, hanging out.1996 (19 June): Although the Dome is often painted as a New Labour vanity project, its origins lie with John Major's Tory administration. The Millennium commission was set up in 1994 to identify the best ways to celebrate the year 2000 and, on 19 June 1996, it selected Greenwich Peninsula (over Birmingham's existing NEC) as the focus of those celebrations. But what to build there...?

1996 (31 Oct): The Millennium Dome, designed by Richard Rogers, is finally unveiled. Its architecture includes a number of coded features, playing into the themes of the Millennium and the Greenwich meridian (which passes through the site). Its 12 yellow uprights represent the months of the year, or the hours on a clock face. The diameter of 365 metres is in agreement with the days of most years. The apex sits 52 metres from ground level, like a vertical week. The cost: 350 million, which is 15 million short of a temporally significant number, and £439 million shy of the eventual cost. Fun fact: When first pitched, the Dome would have included a circular walkway around the roof — a feature that never came to pass, although the Up At The O2 (see 2012) got close.

1997 (June): Against the odds, construction begins on the Millennium Dome. Funding issues and the change of Government in May had put the project in jeopardy. Peter Mandelson is put in charge, and is immediately dubbed 'the Dome Secretary'.

1998: Blue Peter presenters Katy Hill and Richard Bacon bury a time capsule beneath the Dome site. Unfortunately, it would be accidentally excavated in 2017, some 30 years before it was supposed to be retrieved.

1999: Personal note: I was living just south of Greenwich Peninsula during this final year of preparation, and my biggest recollection is that the whole area stank of vomity woodchips. I would love somebody else to confirm this weird memory.

1999 (May): North Greenwich station on the Jubilee line extension opens, putting the Dome within easy reach of non-locals.

1999 (June): The structure of the Dome is finally complete, just six months before the big party.

1999 (Aug): The Dome first appears in the opening credits of Eastenders, which is to say it's now officially on the map.

1999 (Nov): The Pierce Brosnan James Bond flick "The World is Not Enough" is released. It is bookended by memorable scenes. The coda features the most forced pun in the franchise's history, when the post-coital Commander observes "I thought Christmas only comes once a year" to bedmate Dr Christmas Jones. The opening is much better. Following a thrilling if geographically hilarious boat chase through the Docklands, our hero plummets from an exploding hot air balloon onto the canopy of the Dome — one of those awkward situations I think we can all identify with.

The Millennium Dome1999 (31 Dec): The Dome's big moment finally arrives, as the Queen and a tent-full of invited dignitaries assemble to see in the change in year, century and millennium*. In keeping with the various fiascos that plagued its genesis, many people are kept waiting outside due to a ticketing problem.

2000 (1 Jan): The year-long Millennium Experience opens to the general public. Ticket holders got to explore 14 themed zones, all heavily sponsored (including a "Mind" zone, propped up by multinational arms company BAE Systems, and "Learning" sponsored by Tesco). The Experience also included an acrobatic show, with music by Peter Gabriel.

2000 (7 Nov): Gabriel is most famous for his hit single Sledgehammer. The Dome sees actual sledgehammers later in the year, when a gang of robbers smash through the outer wall of the Dome in a JCB and begin pummelling the protective glass around an exhibition of diamonds. The audacious raid, which would have seen them escape by waiting speedboat, was foiled by police who had the gang under surveillance. The incident seems destined to become a major movie one day, perhaps with music by Peter Gabriel.

A replica of a diamond targeted in the Millennium Dome raid, alongside a model, as displayed in the Museum of London, 20152000 (31 December): The year-long Millennium Experience closes at the Dome. It attracted about 6.5 million visitors through the year — about half the anticipated number — and was widely deemed a financial failure.

2001: Now lying empty, it is reported that the Dome is costing taxpayers £1 million per month to maintain. There are calls to demolish the costly, currently useless structure. One proposal (which only came to light in 2022) is to move the Dome to Swindon, where it would serve as a research centre and visitor attraction for the Science Museum. Meanwhile, the contents of the Millennium Experience are sold off by auction.

2001 (Dec): The Dome and surrounding land is bought by Meridian Delta who begin the long process of converting it into the entertainment venue we know today. They acquire the Dome on a 999 year lease.

2002: Meridian sub-leases the Dome to American entertainment company AEG. They would eventually turn the Dome into a very successful venue, with 15% of profits going to the UK Government... but that's a few years away yet.

The building as seen from the cable car in 20122003 (Dec): The Dome briefly reopens for a Winter Wonderland festival (unconnected with the now-annual festival of the same name in Hyde Park).

2004 (Dec): The building became a homeless shelter in its final role before conversion to the O2. Over the Christmas period, around 1,200 people (and dogs) spent evenings under the canopy thanks to housing charity Crisis.

The O2 2005 (May): The Millennium Dome is dead. Long live the O2. The name change happens on 31 May 2005, with telecoms firm O2 paying £6 million a year for the naming rights. Meanwhile, work is well under way to transform the building and its surrounding area, but it will take many years to fully pupate.

Pictured in 2007, the area around the Dome remained undeveloped for many years2007 (24 June): Bon Jovi open the O2 to the public with a sell-out concert. "Good evening London, England," said Jon, "Welcome to your brand new house. This is called the O2 - and the way I'm judging the crowd out here, who the hell needs Wembley Stadium?". Lines like that clearly buttered up the management. Bon Jovi would be back three years later for a 12-night residency, including a rooftop gig.

2007 (Aug): Showing the breadth of events that the new venue could handle, this year also saw Bill Clinton take to the stage in the venue's smaller event space, indigo at the O2.

2007: We used Google satellite view to see exactly how large the Dome is. The image below shows famous landmarks from above, all at the same scale. These are the Dome (top left), Wembley (under construction, top right), Westminster Abbey and St Paul's (bottom left), the Oval, Albert Hall and Gherkin (bottom right). To paraphrase the Beatles, now we know how many Albert Halls it takes to fill the O2 dome.

2009 (Jul): The venue was all set to host its biggest ever event — a 50-show residency by Michael Jackson called "This Is It". Sadly, the singer died before he could begin the residency. The show would have been advertised with the world's largest ever poster, which would have been draped over the dome. We stumbled across it in a west-London warehouse in 2013 (photo of it rolled up).

2012 (Jun): A blue walkway over the top of the Dome is revealed, the most radical external change to the building's structure since it opened. Styled as "Up at the O2", the walkway serves as a new visitor experience. Thoroughly enjoyable, "Now, let's see them open one of these over St Paul's," was our summary.

2012 (Jul): The O2 changes its official name to the North Greenwich Arena, so as not to come into conflict with strict Olympics rules about naming rights. The venue hosts artistic gymnastics and basketball in the 2012 Olympics and wheelchair basketball at the Paralympics.

2018: A premium shopping arcade known as Icon Outlet opens within the Dome.

2020: The coronavirus pandemic closes the O2 along with all other public venues. As nearby ExCeL is converted into a Covid-19 field hospital, the O2 plays its part as a training centre for medical staff. The venue would remain closed until 2021.

2022 (Feb): You know when you go camping and it's really hard to set the thing up because the wind keeps blowing and the rain keeps lashing? Well, that, but on 100-times bigger scale, as Storm Eunice rips into the side of the dome. Six of the vast white panels are torn from the structure. Incredibly, the venue was open again just one week later, though repairs took a while longer.

2027: O2's current agreement for naming rights over the structure is due to run out.

2060: AEG's sub-lease to run the Dome as an entertainment venue expires. If we start saving now, perhaps we can put in a bid?

3000: Meridian Delta's lease on the Dome and surrounding land is due to expire. We can only wonder what the Millennium celebrations of that year will look like, but we wish our holo-cyber-alien successors a jolly good time.

All images, Matt Brown.

*Pedant's note: Yes, we know.

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Which 10 queer London books would make your list? Image: istock/eduardodThere is something inextricable about queerness and city life, as a space of bustling activity and progressive attitudes. So it makes sense that many writers throughout history have set stories with queer protagonists in London. Nowadays it may feel as though London's gay population is disproportionately concentrated in Clapham, but literature shows us that queer fictional characters lived all over town. Here are 10 LGBTQ+ books that I love, and which all use London as a key feature — celebrating the city not only as the backdrop for diverse stories, but a setting that informs and enhances queer lives.

Disbanded Kingdom by Polis Loizou (2018)"Terry hated the DLR. Said it felt like a toy kicked across the floor by a child. But Oscar only saw a sort of magic in its driverless glide amongst the tower blocks. Its high-treble sound and the lights of the buildings, a journey as a funfair ride. Like travelling inside a giant box TV."

As the front cover attests, Polis Loizou's debut novel could be read as a modern, queer Catcher in the Rye. The protagonist Oscar roams a vivid, dirty and romantic London. He wanders, yearning for male attention, picking up on every sight and sound of the city. He soon becomes infatuated with his wealthy foster mother's literary agent and they enter a confusing, overwhelming affair. In Loizou's book, the city is as diverse and sprawling as Oscar's wayward desire. This is a dynamic, affectionate and realistic portrayal of London where the city isn't just a setting, but a character, shifting and expanding with Oscar. Published in 2018, this book was hardly picked up on by critics — unfair, when it is one of the most vibrant and visceral depictions of being young and queer in London I have ever read.

The Paying Guests by Sarah Waters (2014)"She loved these walks through London. She seemed, as she made them, to become porous, to soak in detail after detail; or else, like a battery to become charged. Yes, that was it, she thought, as she turned a corner: it wasn't a liquid creeping, it was a tingle, something electric, something produced as if by the friction of her shoes against the streets. She was at her truest, it seemed to her, in these tingling moments."

One of the most relatable features of lesbian icon Sarah Waters' sixth novel is the emphasis on the therapeutic nature of a good stroll around London — apparently as true back in the 1920s as it is in the 2020s. Throughout the book, whenever Frances finds herself overwhelmed by her illicit affair with her family's lodger, she finds consolation in her solitary walks around the city, the pleasure of which Waters describes with detail and accuracy. Some criticism of Waters claims that she writes Victorian relationships anachronistically, pandering to a modern reader's sensibility. But how can we really know what queer relationships were like back then, given how viciously suppressed they were? Surely it is the power and value of contemporary fiction writers like Waters to imbue old-fashioned stories with elements that can bring these characters to life and give them the full queer lives they deserved.

Tiepolo Blue by James Cahill (2022)"Dulwich, however, is different. An oasis of parks and trees and well-kept Victorian villas in Tudor or Gothic dress, strung out along grass-fringed roads. Dotted along the pavements are little white posts threaded by chains. It doesn’t feel like London at all."

When Cambridge becomes too stifling an environment for art academic Don and his rigid views, he takes up in Dulwich where he is handed a position running a gallery (it's alright for some). Don starts seeing Ben who, thankfully, challenges Don's snobbish ways, and London soon becomes the catalyst for Don's mind opening to possibilities beyond the stuffy rubric of his old Cambridge world. The book is set in the 90s, and I have to wonder how much Cahill projects a post-gentrification 2020s lens onto the story's neighbourhoods. Although, it is certainly a timely novel that I feel could easily be set today as cancel culture, offensive radio rants and acceptability politics fuel the book's tension. As an art critic himself, Cahill successfully injects a level of authenticity to the book and to Don's voice and aesthetic world view. This also begs the question: who from Cahill's art world are the more problematic characters based on?

At Certain Points We Touch by Lauren John Joseph (2022)"At that time the weekend meant Raymond's Revue Bar on Friday, Bar Music Hall on Saturday and Hoxton Bar and Grill on Sunday, parties to be attended with all the propriety once reserved for the opera, the ballet and the theatre. Was it a compulsion or an obligation, the paralysing fear of missing out, or the desire to get our faces in one more magazine before they all moved online, that drove us so fastidiously out?"

One of the most critically acclaimed fiction books of 2022, Lauren John Joseph's blistering debut sees our narrator Bibby, a trans woman, recall a doomed love story she went through a decade ago. It is a devastating, dizzying read as the characters flit between London, New York and San Francisco, falling in and out of love. Each location shift puts the disparate cities into stronger relief, reflecting and clashing off each other. In the opening chapter set in London, within a matter of scenes we are thrust from parties in Mayfair to walks along the Thames, to UCL, the V&A and the BFI. This itinerant storytelling draws a hyper-realistic, tangible London. Bibby, amidst her emotional turmoil, feels grounded by London and its consistency. When she's here, she knows where and who she is. For all the challenges of city life, there is something relatable about the solid comfort of returning. Our hearts and minds stray across oceans, but London is always there.

Life Mask by Emma Donoghue (2004)"There was no scarcity of scurrilous wits in London, God knew. Some of them maintained that carnal knowledge between females was impossible — but they kept on writing about these impossibilities nonetheless."

It’s a tale as old as time: Lord weds stage actress. Actress befriends aristocratic widow. Actress and widow become "dear friends". Beau monde society delights in outrageous lesbian scandal! This sure is one for the history buffs, as Donoghue fills all 624 pages of this book with details and delights of 18th-century life. The excitement of the French Revolution brews as Eliza and Anne's own revolutionary love comes under scrutiny from prying eyes in London's political circles. All the while, Eliza struggles with being torn between the fresh air of Oxford and the intensity and sexual freedom of her life in London. In true gay fashion, Donoghue's book is not lacking for drama and she brings the period to life in such a way that will have you wishing for a Bridgerton-esque adaptation!

The New Life by Tom Crewe (2023)"There had been something delicious about that London summer freedom, as it quite unexpectedly appeared to him; in the feeling that the days were widely open, the city limitless, life noisy and beckoning, all in contrast with the closed, still, sulking provincialism represented by Angelica's family."

It will come as a surprise to no one that Victorian London was not an easy time or place to be queer. In his 2023 novel, historian and scholar Tom Crewe dramatises the agony and strife of two gay men in the early days of the fight for queer liberation in the UK. What makes this book stand out from others in this genre is the emphasis on the plight of women. Whether that is the politically voiceless queer women or the straight women in politically symbiotic marriages with gay men, where neither was afforded the freedom they deserved. While such oppressive times are (mostly) pretty unrecognisable today, the novel uses a recognisable London as its backdrop. Much of the book takes place in Brixton, allowing one amusing interaction where Ellis is asked why he lives in Brixton, to which he responds: "because people think it too far to visit". State-sanctioned homophobia and no Victoria line? Times really were bad. Besides finding liberating respite swimming in the Serpentine (which you can also still do now!), what is so striking about Ellis and John's story is how much of queer life, even in London, had to be lived silently and behind closed doors at that time.

The Bricks that Built the Houses by Kae Tempest (2017)"She is all London: cocksure, alert to danger, charming, and it flows through her."

Kae Tempest is one of Britain's most iconoclastic, multi-faceted cultural voices, with their work spanning almost every artistic medium. After becoming known for poetry and music, this was Tempest's debut novel and it honours their typical voice, at once raging in its approach to modern life and sensitive to the underbelly of society. The protagonists in this book are as close as we really get to contemporary bohemians, and we first meet them fleeing London under suspicious circumstances. We then go back in time and Tempest draws a historical tapestry of London and how Becky, Harry and Leon ended up here. Interestingly, some find Tempest's prose writing in this book to be too sprawling and wild for a novel, but I think there is something exhilarating about a writer whose passion cannot be contained — is that not how London often feels? This is a modern epic as diverse and unwieldy as London itself.

The Black Flamingo by Dean Atta (2019)"Be south-east London council estate, a daytime dance floor, his head resting on your shoulder. Be South Beach, Miami, night of water and fire, your head resting on his shoulder."

This is the coming of age book every flamboyant child deserves, and one I certainly wish my school library had held. Dean Atta's YA novel is unique as it is written in verse, the story divided into a sequence of poems. We follow Michael as a child growing up in urban London, to discovering drag at university, into life beyond on his journey to becoming the fabulous Black Flamingo who was waiting to burst out all along. The effusive, flowing language of poetry reflects Michael's desire to live an aesthetically beautiful life and how he feels most authentic when embracing his lavish, queer creativity. Michael is pulled between his social life in London and the more accepting queer world of Brighton. Atta begs the question: is London really a queer haven for everyone, or just a certain few?

Double Booked by Lily Lindon (2022)"We're at The Familiar, a gay bar in gay Hackney Wick. It is indeed familiar to Soph, who practically moved in here when we all moved to London."

In Lily Lindon's debut, she tells the age-old tale of an innocent young Londoner who goes out in Hackney and experiences an alarming queer awakening. In delightful rom-com mishap style, we see Georgina struggle to balance her very predictable, heterosexual life with her boyfriend alongside her burgeoning queerness, which is fast-tracked by her spontaneous involvement with a lesbian band. She ends up caught in a double life, surreptitiously shifting between Hackney and Hampstead, between being George and Georgina respectively. Lindon lovingly conveys a familiar London, punctuated by restorative walks on the Heath and questionably entertaining gigs in dingy bars. The book is laugh-out-loud funny and evokes the nostalgic romantic comedy of errors from the early 2000s… but with 2020s queer politics! As well as posing important questions about how lifestyle intersects with sexuality, the book is an homage to London and its endless possibilities, and serves as a reminder of how entirely distinct social ecosystems and cultures coexist mere tube rides away (and also how unsettlingly easy it would be to lead a double life here…?)

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (1890)"I determined to go out in search of some adventure. I felt that this grey, monstrous London of ours, with its myriads of people, its sordid sinners and its splendid sins, as you once phrased it, must have something in store for me."

In line with the 19th-century censorship necessary for its publication, Wilde's renowned novel doesn't actually contain any explicit homosexuality. Nevertheless, the writer's queerness pulses through his words and there is no question, in my eyes, that this is a gay book. That said, the London in Dorian Gray is probably not one many of us yearn for. Figures stalk each other in the squares of Mayfair and haunt the streets of west London. The city becomes a dangerous, decrepit site for Gray's demise into misery and turmoil. Despite being quintessentially Victorian, you could do a cynical modern reading of the book comparing Gray's anguish over his appearance to current gay culture in London… The Instagram of Dorian Gray, anyone?

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Did you know that you can visit part of Westminster Abbey for free?

Every day hundreds — possibly thousands — of tourists file in through the North and West Doors of Westminster Abbey for a day of sightseeing in one of London's oldest and most iconic buildings — and rightly so, as it's a seriously impressive place. Entry is not cheap though: for one adult, it costs an eye-watering £27.

We've got a hack, though.

This is the entrance to head for, in Dean's YardWander past the main Abbey building, through the archway into Dean's Yard, and hang a left. Head for the door in the corner of the square, signposted for the Cellarium Cafe. Through here, parts of the Abbey complex can be visited without a ticket — it's completely allowed, and there are security staff at this entrance conducting bag checks, as there are on the main entrances.

The Cellarium Cafe is in a space formerly used to store foodThe Cellarium itself is a cafe/restaurant serving up various refreshments — including a coronation afternoon tea — in vaulted cellars previously used by the Abbey's monks as a storage space for victuals. You'll find it in a corridor off to the right, usually flanked by crowds queuing for a table.

Head straight on past it for the Abbey's cloisters (or 'Hogwarts corridors', as we overheard one tourist calling them), surrounding the Cloister Garth garden. The four semi-open air walkways, like the main Abbey building itself, are plastered with memorials.

Note the gravestones on the floorThe floor is a chequerboard of gravestones, the resting places of people associated with the Abbey over the centuries, from clergy to plumbers. The walls too are covered in sombre plaques, dedicated both to individuals, and certain regiments within the Armed Forces.

The cloisters overlook a grass square which contains a fountain erected in memory of landscaper Capability Brown. Depending which side you're standing on, you can enjoy views towards the exterior of the main Abbey building, or its neighbour, the Victoria Tower at the Houses of Parliament. Intricate stained glass windows can be seen along the eastern side of the garden. Once you've admired the views and architecture, it's worth having an explore.

Follow signs to the Chapter House to view Britain's oldest door, thought to date back to the 1050s, before the Abbey was even consecrated. The Chapter House itself was closed on our most recent visit (most likely in preparation for the coronation) but its gorgeous stained glass windows could still be seen through an ornamental metal gate in the vestibule.

Peering in at the Chapter HouseNext door is the Pyx Chamber, one of the oldest parts of the Abbey dating back to the 11th century. Some of its medieval tiles still remain, and visitors can step inside to view it. (Remember, all of these parts of the Abbey can be visited for free.)

The Pyx Chamber is open to visitorsAfter the Pyx Chamber, follow the corridor which branches off the cloisters, towards the College Garden. The first thing you come across is the Little Cloister, a smaller version of the cloisters you've just come from — another enclosed square of grass, this one overseen even more resolutely by the Victoria Tower.

The Little CloistersParts of this square are off limits, as people live in the adjacent properties — and what a place to live — but make sure you poke your head through the wall to see the ruins of the Chapel of St Catherine. It was built in the 12th century but fell into disrepair following the dissolution of the monastery and was pulled down.

All that remains of the Chapel of St CatherineFrom here, follow the signs to the College Garden, a surprisingly large green space, sandwiched between the towers of Westminster Abbey and the Houses of Parliament. Comprised mainly of lawns, one corner is home to a statue of the Crucifixion by sculptor Enzo Plazzotta (also responsible for the Young Dancer statue opposite the Royal Opera House).

It only looks like this for a couple of weeks each year.In the College Garden you'll also find a herb garden and, for a couple of weeks a year, a gorgeous tree laden with white blossom.

Of course, to see the really juicy stuff — Poets' Corner, the Coronation Chair, Royal — you'll need to stump up for the entry fee in order to see the Abbey in full. And that's something that's well worth doing if you've got the time and the money.

The 'Hogwarts corridors' of Westminster Abbey.It costs £14 million a year to maintain Westminster Abbey, so though everyone loves a freebie, do consider donating if you can, even if it's only a couple of quid.

Westminster Abbey, usual entry £27 adult/£12 child. Note that the Abbey including the Cellarium is closed 25 April-8 May 2023 for King Charles III's coronation.

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Well, that's brightened up the skycraper-heavy area.Canary Wharf's free minigolf course has just reopened for its summer 2023 season, adding a splash of colour beneath the skyscrapers.

Head to Montgomery Square and you can't miss the nine-hole course — it's a psychedelic, Fun House-esque masterpiece, consisting of vivid colours, bold patterns and geometric shapes, designed by artist duo Craig & Karl.

Don't fancy coming face-to-face with those colours on a hangover...Features of the holes include a jump ramp (neon orange, naturally), and a pink and yellow chequered bridge, and there's definite potential for a few trick shows and a bit of friendly (or heated) competition.

Nearby, free-to-use ping pong tables can be found in Montgomery Square and Union Square, so you can move the japes onto there once you've tackled these nine holes.

Minigolf by Craig & Karl is open daily, 12pm-6pm in Montgomery Square. It's free, no booking — just turn up and find one of the event stewards for your clubs and balls.

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Well, that's brightened up the skycraper-heavy area.Canary Wharf's free minigolf course has just reopened for its summer 2023 season, adding a splash of colour beneath the skyscrapers.

Head to Montgomery Square and you can't miss the nine-hole course — it's a psychedelic, Fun House-esque masterpiece, consisting of vivid colours, bold patterns and geometric shapes, designed by artist duo Craig & Karl.

Don't fancy coming face-to-face with those colours on a hangover...Features of the holes include a jump ramp (neon orange, naturally), and a pink and yellow chequered bridge, and there's definite potential for a few trick shows and a bit of friendly (or heated) competition.

Nearby, free-to-use ping pong tables can be found in Montgomery Square and Union Square, so you can move the japes onto there once you've tackled these nine holes.

Minigolf by Craig & Karl is open daily, 12pm-6pm in Montgomery Square. It's free, no booking — just turn up and find one of the event stewards for your clubs and balls.

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The traffic-free cycling event returns to London for one day only this May. Image: Jed Leicester for London Marathon EventsLove the idea of cycling around central London, but worried it's not all that safe? Then RideLondon's FreeCycle is for you.

Returning to the city for one day only — Sunday 28 May 2023 — the annual event opens up eight miles of traffic-free roads in the city centre — passing the likes of the Holborn Viaduct, Piccadilly, Pall Mall, St Paul's Cathedral, Strand, Trafalgar Square, Victoria Embankment and Whitehall/central Westminster.

For the first time since 2019, the route will also include The Mall.

A map of the 2023 route. Click to enlargeAnyone able to ride a bike can join in this free, family-friendly event — the organisers just ask that you register in advance, so they can get an idea for numbers. Don't have your own set of wheels? You can hire a Santander Cycle, although be aware they'll be popular on the day.

Two festival zones — at Bank and St Paul's — will provide riders with mechanical help and refreshment, as well as music, games and face painting.

The annual event opens up eight miles of traffic-free roads in the city centre. Photo: Chloe Knott for London Marathon EventsRideLondon FreeCycle is part of a series of cycle rides taking place on 28 May — the other three are RideLondon-Essex 100, RideLondon-Essex 60 and, RideLondon-Essex 30, which, as the names suggest, head out from London towards Essex, and are for more serious cyclists.

RideLondon FreeCycle, 28 May 2023

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The traffic-free cycling event returns to London for one day only this May. Image: Jed Leicester for London Marathon EventsLove the idea of cycling around central London, but worried it's not all that safe? Then RideLondon's FreeCycle is for you.

Returning to the city for one day only — Sunday 28 May 2023 — the annual event opens up eight miles of traffic-free roads in the city centre — passing the likes of the Holborn Viaduct, Piccadilly, Pall Mall, St Paul's Cathedral, Strand, Trafalgar Square, Victoria Embankment and Whitehall/central Westminster.

For the first time since 2019, the route will also include The Mall.

A map of the 2023 route. Click to enlargeAnyone able to ride a bike can join in this free, family-friendly event — the organisers just ask that you register in advance, so they can get an idea for numbers. Don't have your own set of wheels? You can hire a Santander Cycle, although be aware they'll be popular on the day.

Two festival zones — at Bank and St Paul's — will provide riders with mechanical help and refreshment, as well as music, games and face painting.

The annual event opens up eight miles of traffic-free roads in the city centre. Photo: Chloe Knott for London Marathon EventsRideLondon FreeCycle is part of a series of cycle rides taking place on 28 May — the other three are RideLondon-Essex 100, RideLondon-Essex 60 and, RideLondon-Essex 30, which, as the names suggest, head out from London towards Essex, and are for more serious cyclists.

RideLondon FreeCycle, 28 May 2023

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The pickle-themed afternoon tea has (inevitably?) landed. But are Londoners really going to relish the opportunity to try one, or will they find the whole thing a bit - oh ho! - jarring?

Like it or not, the pickle-themed afternoon tea is here. Image: The Delight ProjectEr, was this an April Fools' press release that got lost in the post? Nope, it's all true. A pickle-themed afternoon tea arrives courtesy of The Delight Project and Oh La La! Macarons, this April. Venue tbc, but somewhere in London.

But surely the menu isn't all... pickly? Sounds like it is tbf. There are pickled devilled eggs, smoked salmon and dill pickle cream cheese, pickled jelly trifles and scones with pickled strawberry conserve. All washed down with a refreshing pickled ginger beer.

Yikes. Whose vinegar-brained scheme was this? "Renowned pop-up queen", "creative mogul" and "industry disruptor" (her words) Meredith O'Shaughnessy. Previous concepts include... the word's first avocado-themed pop-up.

Wash down all those pickly dishes with a reviving pickle martini. Image: The Delight ProjectI see a pattern emerging... To be fair,the plucky pickle has found its voice in recent years, not least with the 'pickleback' (although that was very 2009), a slew of fermentation cookbooks, and the phenomenon that was Pickle Rick.

Next you'll be telling me there's pickled-themed entertainment... Why yes there is! With a bit of luck, that Pickle Rick episode of Rick and Morty on loop.

Surely this thing isn't here to stay? Absolutely not. In fact there are only four dates when the afternoon tea's on offer: 23 and 30 April, and 7 and 14 May.

And they're paying me to eat it, right? Er, actually it costs £80 per person. But but but! That does include a jar of pickles to take home with you. Might be a while before you want to open it though...

Pickle-themed afternoon tea, four dates only, 23 April-14 May 2023

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It's back — this time in the UK! Image: ShutterstockPour the wine and break out the bunting — Eurovision is back!

The 2023 Eurovision Song Contest is being hosted in on home turf, at the Liverpool Arena, on behalf of last year's winners, Ukraine.

If you can't make it up to Merseyside, take a look at these London venues which are hosting Eurovision 2023 parties and screenings. We'll update this article as more events are announced. We expect there will be more interest than ever this year, so get booking before tickets sell out.

The final is broadcast on BBC One on Saturday 13 May, with semi-finals on Tuesday 9 and Thursday 11 May.

2023's content is held in Liverpool. Image: ShutterstockEurovision Party London 2023Eurovision Party London is the go-to event for die-hard Eurovision fans, and London's biggest Eurovision party.

It usually features European themed drinks and food from the host country, along with karaoke, costume prizes, a live DJ, and all of the action shown on a large screen. Previously it's been held at Rio Cinema in Dalston, but details for 2023 haven't yet been announced. Join the mailing list to get the lowdown asap — no doubt organisers are planning to go BIG this year.

London Eurovision Party warm-upNot to be confused with Eurovision Party London (above), London Eurovision Party is a pre-Eurovision warm-up celebration starring contestants in this year's competition, as well as some familiar faces from previous years. The venue and other details have yet to be announced, but we know it'll take place in London on Sunday 16 April.

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Eurovision comedyThree days before the Eurovision final (10 May), legendary party venue Clapham Grand hosts COMEDY X EUROVISION, a show bristling with singing comedians, each competing for your vote. Sounds like the sort of chaos Eurovision is all about. No word yet about a Eurovision screening party on the Saturday at the same venue, but we'd be very surprised if they didn't host something... watch this space.

Other Eurovision 2023 screenings and parties in LondonImage: iStock/ZeferliROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN, VAUXHALL: London's best-known LGBTQ+ pub the RVT is pulling out all the stops with not one but three Eurovision screening parties, for both semi finals and the final itself. There'll also be various live performances and after parties. 9, 11 and 13 May

TWO BREWERS, CLAPHAM: Not to be outdone, the Two Brewers is hosting FOUR Eurovision-themed blowouts — screening the semis, the final — plus a special Eurovision Friday hosted by Destiny Chukunyere, who won the Junior Contest for Malta in 2015. 9, 11, 12 and 13 May

TRINITY BELL, ALDGATE: Fuller's pub the Trinity Bell decks itself out in balloons and confetti for a Eurovision screening party, with guess the score, Eurovision bingo, and other games throughout the evening. Start planning your outfit now, as there's a best-dressed competition too. From 5pm, 13 May

THE RAILWAY, STREATHAM: South London pub The Railway plays Euro Pop songs before and after the screening, and serves up special themed cocktails. From 6pm, 13 May

STRONGROOM BAR, SHOREDITCH: Drag performances, screenings in two rooms, live DJ Tasmin Taylor on the decks and karaoke after the winners are announced are all promised at the Eurovision party at Strongroom Bar & Kitchen. From 6pm, 13 May

CATFORD MEWS: If it's a big screen you're after, independent cinema Catford Mews is showing Eurovision on one of its massive screens, as part of a nationwide live broadcast into cinemas. From 7.30pm, 13 May

Eurovision 2023 brunchesFor anyone keen to get the flag-waving started rather early in the day, a couple of venues are holding Eurovision-themed brunches at lunchtime on Saturday 13 May. Head to The Aeronaut in Acton or The Great Exhibition in Dulwich for a three-hour brunch with live music, performances and quizzes, food, and two hours of bottomless drinks. It's over by 2pm, so you've got time to head home for a power nap before venturing back out to a Eurovision screening party later in the day.

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There will be educational talks about Punjabi and Sikh culture. Image: Greater London AuthorityVaisakhi Festival — a celebration of Sikh and Punjabi culture — returns to Trafalgar Square this April.

The festival marks the beginning of the Punjabi New Year, and is celebrated in various events worldwide.

London's official Vaisakhi celebrations — on Saturday 22 April — take the form of a whole afternoon of entertainment, presented by comedians Tommy Sandhu and Sukh Ojla.

The festival is family-friendly, providing activities for everyone. Image: Greater London AuthorityEvents taking place between 12pm-6pm include:

  • Performances from sarangi player and power-house vocalist Amrit Kaur, tabla player extraordinaire, Tablejedi, and Dhol Academy.
  • Demonstration of the intense Sikh martial art, Gatka, by Baba Fateh Singh Gatka Akhaara. Here, wooden sticks ('gatka') are used in place of swords.
  • Free samples of traditional Punjabi delicacies and Indian tea (langar).
  • Cooking demos from chef Manpreet Singh, and nutritional talks from Juggy Sidhu.
  • A Sikh art exhibition.
  • Educational talks on Vaiskahi.
  • A kid's marquee with fun family activities.

The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, said in 2022:

Here in London the Sikh community makes a massive contribution to making London the greatest city in the world. One of the great things about London is we don't just tolerate difference, we embrace it, we respect it, and we celebrate it.

Vaisakhi Festival, Trafalgar Square, 22 April, 12pm-6pm. It's free to attend.

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For the first time since 2006, passengers can carry bottles containing up to two litres of liquids. Image: andrewbakerphotography.Headed to London City Airport for the Easter Holidays? There's some good news involving your liquids.

London City Airport has become the first major UK airport to deploy a new generation of scanners, allowing passengers to pass through security without removing laptops and liquids from their hand luggage — as well as vastly upping the amount of liquid they can carry, to two litres per bottle. Since 2006, only containers of up to 100ml have been allowed — something much begrudged in the travelling community.

Last year, City Airport ran a trial run of the CT security scanners, replacing conventional security X-ray machines with CT scanners, AKA "computed tomography" scanners. As of today (4 April), they're in full-time action.

Image: andrewbakerphotography.The new technology, provided by Leidos — an American defence, aviation, and information technology company — processes 30% more passengers per hour. Says Alison FitzGerald, the airport's chief operating officer: "The new process delivers a much more efficient security operation with enhanced security screening."

London City Airport may be among the first to adopt the tech in this country, but it's already in use at Amsterdam Schiphol and LaGuardia in New York City. And if you're wondering about Heathrow, Gatwick et al, by June 2024, all UK airports must upgrade to the new system. Hand me the massive shampoo!

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Can't wait for the coronation? Sadly, you've landed on the wrong article. Read all about the big day; special coronation events; and coronation afternoon teas. Otherwise, read on...

Excited about the extra bank holiday weekend, but not this chap? This article's for you.Escaping the coronation in London.

If you've been silently (or not-so-silently) grinding your teeth through Londonist's (and to be fair, the rest of the world's) coronation coverage, this one's for you. We appreciate that not everyone is elated — or indeed, moderately interested — that we're getting a King Charles 3.0. For you, here's a roundup of stuff to do over the long coronation weekend that, to the best of our knowledge, doesn't involve corgis, Union Flag bunting or Gary Barlow.

Follow in the footsteps of socialist Karl Marx (quite literally)Follow/stagger in the footsteps of Karl Marx's epic pub crawlAnti-monarchists will appreciate following in the literal, blotto footsteps of Socialism's very own Karl Marx, from that time he had a bevvy in every pub along Tottenham Court Road, and wound up smashing the street lights (Note: we condone neither binge drinking, nor damaging private property, capitalist or otherwise.)

Alternatively, our friend Ben from Unseen Tours is running his socialist-tinged guided walks around King's Cross and Clerkenwell on 6 and 7 May. Yes, come to think of it, that's a far more sensible idea.

Hang out somewhere that Charles wouldn't approve ofThe Walkie-Talkie: can't imagine Charlie is a fan. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistStubbornly refuse to accept that Charles is your king, by attending a screening at the now technically-incorrectly-named Prince Charles Cinema. Over coronation weekend, you can forget about anything remotely regal, with screenings of er, The Princess Bride and oh... The Royal Tenenbaums. Hmm. Moving on then.

Back when he was a lowly prince, Charles also inspired the 'Carbuncle Cup', so why not hang out in one of the previously-disgraced winners of this architectural wooden spoon — maybe the Cutty Sark (yes it really did win the Carbuncle Cup), Nova Victoria or the Sky Garden in the Walkie-Talkie? The architectural stick-in-the-mud would surely disapprove.

Go to one of these bank holiday eventsRaka Balkan Band are on the lineup of the Gypsy Jazz Festival.A little bit more sensible now. There are lashings of non-Charles happenings over coronation weekend. We'll have a full roundup closer to the time, but here are a few things we've handpicked for you, sifting thoroughly through, to make sure they don't include traces of diamonds or renditions of 'god save the king':

  • Brewldn is at Printworks in Woolwich — pouring gallons of quality craft beer, with tunes spun on the Saturday by Norman Jay (5-6 May)
  • Gypsy Jazz Festival swings into town, featuring guitarist Olli Soikkeli and his quartet at Vortex Jazz Club, and the incorrigibly foot-stomping Raka Balkan Band at Jago Dalston (3-7 May)
  • Meet the women who made Soho, on this Footprints of London walking tour. Pretty sure Camilla is not one of them. (7 May)
  • Go to the open day at the endlessly fascinating Croydon Airport. (7 May)
  • The Royal Vauxhall Tavern is laying on a special coronation cabaret, and while there are sure to be queens (and possibly kings), it's safe to assume the show will be about as far away from the official Windsor Castle concert as is humanly possible. (8 May)
  • Speaking of which... Can't imagine any of London's comedy clubs will be toning it down in regal deference — in fact, comedians will almost certainly be cracking jokes at the expense of the new monarch.
  • Get thee to a beer garden! (Maybe just avoid any pubs called the King's Arms.)

Flee London altogetherMilan - not a street party in sight. Unless you count all the partying going on in the streets. Image: iStock/Robertobinetti70Well that's another way to do it. In which case you'll want to get stuck into our Beyond London coverage — which gives you the skinny on everything from a cheeky day trip to Brighton, to an entire weekend in Milan. Prego. You might, however, want to avoid our guide to Windsor, as the place'll be teeming with royal well-wishers. And Gary Barlow.

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Got a whole bank holiday weekend stretching out ahead of you? Photo: Fas Khan via UnsplashGot a long bank holiday weekend ahead of you and looking for things to do in London to fill the time? Take a look at our suggestions below for activities in the capital and beyond, whatever the weather and whatever your budget.

Note: it's worth checking the opening hours of places mentioned here, as they sometimes do odd things (or close completely) over bank holiday weekends — and check public transport too, as bank holidays are a favourite time for engineering works.

Cultural days outDo a Black History Walks guided tourWALKING TOURS: Stretch your legs while learning something new about London on a walking tour. They're not just for tourists, y'know, and can cover extremely niche and little-known areas of London's geography and history. Among our favourite tours are Look Up London, Black History Walks and Footprints of London.

MUSEUMS AND GALLERIES: Find out about the latest exhibitions in London's museums and galleries, and read our latest reviews, here. Been to all the well-known museums and galleries, and looking for somewhere new to explore? Here's our guide to cheaper, quieter, smaller and lesser-known alternatives to London's big venues.

CINEMA: Whether you're in the mood for the latest blockbuster, or something a little more arthouse, London's independent cinemas are flourishing. These are our favourite indy cinemas to kick back in.

COMEDY: London's one of the funniest places in the world: have a giggle at these comedy venues.

London walking routes Wander through the pocket parks of the Square MilePOCKET PARKS: The City of London tends to be fairly sleepy at weekends, making it an excellent time to follow this walking route through the Square Mile's pocket parks — small, green spaces squeezed in between the buildings, bristling with nature and history.

WEEKEND WALKS: Our weekend walks are aimed at both casual strollers and super-keen hikers, ranging from two to 10 miles in length, and taking in parks, rivers, canals, windmills and more. From Hayes, to Richmond, to Hampstead to the Lea Valley, as well as Royal Parks — we've got all corners of London covered. See the full list and pick a route.

A STROLL TO KENT: You can travel all the way from London to Kent coast on this walking route, which passes nature reserves and marshes, forts and wartime pillboxes — and the gargantuan QEII Bridge at Dartford. Just a warning before you set off — it's 47 miles long. Maybe spread it out across the whole of the bank holiday weekend. Similarly, the Essex section of the English Coastal Path is easily reachable from London.

Great outdoorsGet close to nature in the River Lee Country ParkGREEN SPACES: Looking for somewhere to kick back in the sun with a book, meet friends for a picnic, or just be around nature for a while? You need our guide to London's green spaces. It covers parks and commons across the capital — make this bank holiday weekend the one you discover somewhere new.

BOATING: If splashing about on London's waterways tickles your oar, get yourself down to your nearest boating lake. Parks across the capital have rowboats and pedalos available to hire — just pick your co-sailor carefully, or you'll be doing all the work yourself.

COUNTRY PARK: Mere metres from the Overground terminus at Cheshunt, River Lee Country Park is a 1,000 acre oasis, ideal for immersing yourself firmly in nature. Fish, dragonflies and butterflies are among the wildlife to be spotted at various times of year, with lakes, marshland and mature trees to navigate, plus sculptures and artworks. Admission is free.

BOTANICAL GARDEN: No, not Kew. Not event Chelsea Physic Garden. We're talking about Myddelton House Gardens, one of London's most northerly attractions, with eight acres to explore. It's become something of an architectural salvage ground — and we mean that in the best possible way — with parts of old London Bridge, rubble from the Victoria line excavations, and the former Enfield Market Cross all ending up here at one time or another. A truly fascinating place.

CYCLE ROUTES: If you want to get a bit further under your own steam, why not try one of these cycle routes?

SECRET GARDENS: Want to see a little corner of London you've never seen before? These little gardens should give you some inspiration. Take your book, pack a picnic and bask in the greenery.

Sporting pursuitsSwim in the London 2012 Olympics poolSWIMMING: Looking for somewhere to get a few laps in? Have a look at our pick of London's best indoor swimming pools, from an Olympic pool to a former church.

OUTDOOR SWIMMING: If the weather's on your side, splash your way into one of London's refreshing lidos and outdoor swimming pools. On particularly warm bank holiday weekends, you might need to book in advance.

ICE SKATING: Ice skating's not just for Christmas you know — the capital has a few indoor ice rinks which offer public sessions year round, from Ally Pally up north to Streatham down south — plus one slap-bang in central London.

CLIMBING: The only way is up — at London's best climbing centres. Bouldering, top-rope climbing and lead climbing are all possible in the capital, with routes available for absolute beginners and more advanced climbers.

HORSE RIDING: You might be surprised quite how centrally you can try your hand at horse riding in London — lessons are available in Hyde Park, as well as Beckton, Richmond, Ealing, and several other places in between.

WINTER SPORTS: Fancy giving skiing, snowboarding, ice skating or curling a go? You'll be needing our guide to trying out winter sports in London — just be aware that they may not all be available year round.

ROLLER SKATING: Whether you're a keen skater or roller skating is on your bucket list, why not have a go this bank holiday? We've written a guide to roller skating in London featuring the best places to skate, where to buy skates, and plenty more.

Where to eat and drink Find your nearest boozer in our pub guide*PUB:* We flippin' love a pub, which is why we've pulled together many of our favourite London boozers into this pub guide. Search for pubs by area or by what it does best — fireplace, pub quiz, pool table, dog-friendly — you name it.

COCKTAILS: If it's more sophisticated supping you're after, try one of London's best cocktail bars, spread out across town from Dalston, Bethnal Green and Peckham to Covent Garden and Soho. Make ours a dry martini.

SUNDAY ROASTS: Because nothing says super-duper bank holiday weekend like a cracking Sunday roast — think fluffy spuds and towering Yorkshires. These are our favourites from venues all across town, and if you're veggie or vegan, we've got you covered too.

BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANTS: Treat your taste buds and your peepers (and whoever usually does the cooking...) by eating out at one of London's most beautiful restaurants, including one with a Starry Nights-inspired ceiling.

Family-friendly fun for the bank holiday Find a playground in central LondonPLAYGROUNDS: "I want to go on the sliiiiide". If that's a refrain overly familiar to you, you'll be wanting to bookmark our map of playgrounds in central London. A multitude of swings, slides and roundabouts are tucked away in the city centre. We've even got our mini Londonists to test some.

TEENAGERS: Teenagers can be tricky to entertain. Fear not — we've got 25 ideas for days out in London with teenagers, from sports to street art to shopping.

CRAZY GOLF: Tee off en famille at these family-friendly places to play crazy golf. Dinosaurs, dragons, whales and more dinosaurs (lots of dinosaurs) feature on the novelty nine- (and 18-) holers.

KING'S CROSS: Perhaps you're on your way to catch a train out of town, or to meet family or friends arriving here. Either way, if you find yourself in the King's Cross/St Pancras (or even Euston) area and need to keep the tiddlies happy, pick one of these 16 things to do with kids near King's Cross station.

FAIRY WOOD: I do believe in fairies, I do, I do. How could you not, when there's a fairy wood right here in London? Enough said.

RAINY DAY: This is England, and more often that not, bank holiday = rain. Doesn't mean you need to spend the day at home with Peppa Pig on repeat though — here are our tips for things to do with kids on a rainy day in London.

ANIMALS: From city farms to wildlife reserves, London is a great place to see animals — often for free. We've mapped London's best animal spotting locations.

CAVES: Deep below Chislehurst in southeast London, 22 miles of manmade caves wait to be explored. Even in the height of summer, it's worth wrapping up warm for a visit to the caves, as it gets nippy below ground.

Free and cheap things to do Thrills: God's Own Junkyard is full of 'em. Photo: Laura Reynolds/Londonist102 OF THEM: London's expensive: fact. Or at least, it is if you don't know about these 102 free things to do in the city, from museums and galleries to gardens and kids' activities.

Particular favourites of ours for a budget-friendly bank holiday weekend include:

BARBICAN CONSERVATORY: A glasshouse bursting with tropical plants (and terrapins!) within a brutalist housing estate in the City of London. Rather special.

GOD'S OWN JUNKYARD: London's own answer to Las Vegas, a Walthamstow warehouse packed to the rafters with neon signs of all shapes, sizes and colours. Some are a bit... saucy. There's also a cafe-bar inside, if the trip to the end of the Victoria line has left you parched.

RIDE A BUS ROUTE: One of our favourite cheap things to do in the capital is to simply ride a bus route — ideally the top front seat, from one end of the route to the other. Consider our picks of the best bus routes for tourists, because if you can't be a tourist on a bank holiday, when can you?

Escape Zone 1Explore this little-known castle in south east London.SOUTH EAST LONDON: Caves, castles and topiary are all waiting to be explored in the south east of London.

SOUTH WEST LONDON: Did you know that London is home to windmills? And a gothic castle? Get out west and get exploring.

NORTH EAST LONDON: Parks, nature reserves and a manor house dominate north east London. Oh, and there's a pub crawl thrown in too.

NORTH WEST LONDON: Give your Oyster card a workout and take it out into the depths of north west London, where temples, museums and cemeteries await.

Easy day trips and weekend breaks from London When the sun comes out, you'll be begging for Mersea. Photo: LondonistWe love London, but occasionally the world beyond the M25 beckons. That's why we've launched our Beyond London section with day trip ideas ranging from quaint villages to seaside towns, little-known museums and lakeside walks. You'll also find weekend guides to cities including Bristol, York and Lisbon. Overwhelmed with choice? Let us help you out with some of our favourites:

CASTLES: Who doesn't love a castle? Turrets, battlements, suits of armour... the works. Pick from these 15 beautiful castles in Kent (hello, Hever), five historic castles in Essex, or eight charming castles in Sussex (including the Hogwarts-esque Herstmonceux). Yeah, we really, really like castles.

SEASIDE: The sun in your eyes, the sand between your toes, a cheeky seagull after your '99. Smashing. Pick between seaside towns in Kent, Essex or Sussex for your next seafaring escape from London. Brighton and Mersea Island are particular favourites.

QUIRKY MUSEUMS: They'll open a museum about anything these days... If you've visited the big-hitters and fancy something a little more off-piste, may we suggest one of these 19 fantastically niche and quirky museums near London. Teapots, sea shells, dog collars and Winnie the Pooh all feature.

MODEL VILLAGE: A mere hop outside the M25 is Bekonscot Model Village, an absolute gem of a place that's almost a century old. Pretend to be a giant as you stomp past replicas of tube stations and London Zoo. A more charming day out you'll struggle to find.

Shopping in London Oh, go on then.Got a few quid burning a hole in your pocket, or want to spend your extra bank holiday free time having a mooch around the shops? These are some of our favourites:

CRAFTS: Knitting, sewing, jewellery-making, calligraphy and paper crafts are among the hobbies covered by our favourite craft shops in London. Whether you need a new ball of wool for your latest project, or advice for a complete beginner, find somewhere you can get it.

BOOKS: If you ask us, bank holidays were made for reading — ideally in the sun in the park, but we'll settle for over a pint in the pub if that's what the weather dictates. Either way, you'll be in need of books, which these independent London bookshops all have by the shelf load.

SECOND HAND BOOKS: Whether for environmental or financial reasons (or just because you love that old book smell), we've got pre-loved books covered too, with our guide to shopping for second hand books in London — including one inside a former tube station.

CHOCOLATES: It's a bank holiday, and you deserve a sweet treat. So head to one of London's best chocolate shops — they range from historic boutiques, to the store which inspired Roald Dahl, to the modern shop which invented salted caramel (to who we give thanks on a daily basis).

FLOWERS: Brighten up your home with a cheeky trip to your local florist — these are our favourites across town.

Staying at home Think you know the tube? Prove it with these quizzesIf weather's stopped play, or you just need a chilled, restorative weekend without leaving the house, that's absolutely fine too.

PUZZLES AND QUIZZES: Get those little grey cells going with our collection of quizzes about London. From history and transport trivia to emoji, picture and anagram rounds, they're great for keeping you occupied, or going head-to-head with family and friends. Just keep it civil, eh?

WHAT TO WATCH: We've picked the best London shows to watch on Netflix, BBC iPlayer and Amazon Prime — from The Crown and Call The Midwife to documentaries about London history. There's also our YouTube channel which, in typical Londonist style, covers everything from tube secrets to moquette to milk floats to psychedelic fashion to... well, have a look for yourself).

A jolly good read, if we may say so ourselves.BOOKS: Need a new read? Might we point you in the direction of our own books, Londonist Mapped and Londonist Drinks. We pooled our knowledge about the best of London, combined it with some truly talented artists and cartographers and ended up with a couple of rather lovely tomes. Londonist Editor-at-Large Matt Brown has also been fairly busy writing books, including the mythbusting Everything You Know About London Is Wrong, and Atlas of Imagined Places. Plus, there's Routemasters of the Universe by Londonist contributor Harry Rosehill.

Phew. That little lot should see you through the weekend, right?

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Free ice cream? Don't mind if we do.Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. We all scream for (free!) ice creamMonday is the best day of the year for ice creams fans; Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day. The Vermont-based company gives away free scoops of its frozen goodness at various venues around the UK — and for us Londoners, it's the Ben & Jerry's parlour at 74 Wardour Street in Soho. Head there during opening hours (leave plenty of time — there will probably be a queue) and get a scoop of your favourite flavour (or try a new one) for free. Best of all, you can join the line as many times as you like for a free scoop each time.

Free, 3 April 1pm-10pm.

  1. Laugh your head off in Kentish TownImage: Sunday ShtickThe Rose & Crown in Kentish Town is a mecca for free comedy — with nights throughout the week, including open mic at Pegasus Comedy (Mon), new act/material show Freedom Fridge (Thurs) and then more excellent open mic hijinks with Sunday Shtick. Check out the website, and get planning some free chuckles.

Free, 3, 5 and 9 April.

  1. Send the kids off to games nightTeenagers getting under your feet during the school holidays? Send them off to Chelsea Library — it hosts a free games night for 13-18 year olds every Tuesday evening. They can chose between traditional board games, Nintendo Switch games, and tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons and Warhammer.

Free, 4 April (And every Tuesday).

  1. Gather at the StoryTent for Our JourneysRich Mix opens a free new exhibition, Our Journeys, celebrating local history. Parents from Tower Hamlets primary schools worked with artists Teresa Hare Duke and Jakia Khanom, Tracy Barbe from Rich Mix, and Sanjida Alam of Tower Hamlets Local History Library and Archives, to explore their personal stories of heritage and migration.

They then embroidered, collaged, drew, painted and printed representations of their own journeys onto a StoryTent, which is on display from Tuesday, and which you're invited to sit inside.

Free, 4-17 April.

5. Eat for free in the PEAple's CafeIt's a pea-based menu at the Bird's Eye pop-upAnyone for a pea cocktail? Frozen food brand Bird's Eye hosts The PEAple's Cafe for one afternoon only, with a petits pois-based menu by chef Miguel Barclay. Head to the Skinny Kitchen restaurant in Islington to sample three canapes and a pea cocktail.

Free, 5 April.

  1. Last chance to see TreasonYou've only got until this Thursday to see The National Archives' current major exhibition, Treason: People, Power & Plot. It uses documents which rarely go on public display to cover the history of treason from 1352, including famous incidents such as the Guy Fawkes plot, and lesser-known historical chapters such as women who were tried as witches. Learn about various plots, the people involved, and the punishments dealt out.

Free, until 6 April.

  1. See a Haunting new exhibitionAnother new free exhibition opening this week is Hauntings at Newington Green Meeting House. Artists Gülseren Aksoy, Nicola Pritchard and Zilan Imsek displays works which reflect the human emotions linked to loss.

Following the death of her mother, Aksoy seeks answers to existential questions with art while Imsek traces the unsolved political murders in Turkey. Pritchard focuses on the memories that were lost after displacement of people from their homes.

Free, 6-28 April (Thursday and Fridays only).

  1. Witness the Passion of JesusThe Passion of Jesus takes place in Trafalgar Square on Good Friday. Image: WintershallIt's something of a London tradition for thousands of people to gather in Trafalgar Square on Good Friday and watch a reenactment of the Easter story. The Passion of Jesus is a play by the Wintershall Players, with a 100-strong cast and BSL interpreters. It's free and you don't need a ticket, but you'll want to get down there early to get a good spot — there are two performances, at 12pm and 3.15pm, each one lasting around 90 minutes. It's open to everyone, but bear in mind that it might not be suitable for younger kids.

Free, 7 April.

  1. Kickstart your weekend with an open mic nightOn the first Friday of every month — which happens to be Good Friday this month — Poplar Union hosts a free-entry open mic night. Friday Sessions features music, poetry and other live performances, and if it gets you inspired, you can put your name down to perform on the night.

Free, 7 April

  1. Meet the animals at a mobile farmA mobile farm is part of the Spring Festival at Battersea Power Station this week.Throughout the Easter holidays, there's a Spring Festival at Battersea Power Station, with a giant flower trail, pop-up playground, and other free activities. This week, even more is happening, including a mobile farm courtesy of Vauxhall City Farm on Friday-Sunday. Meet alpacas, sheep, goats and other animals in Power Station Park.

Free, 7-9 April.

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All weekendThe Peter Rabbit Easter Adventure is on in Covent Garden. Photo: Dave EllisThere's lots going on in London this weekend, but do check venues' opening hours before you set out, as it's a bank holiday weekend, so times may differ from usual.

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND: It's a four-day bank holiday weekend! Need help to fill the extra days? Read our bank holidays in London guide for inspiration, from walking tours and cycling routes, to swimming, playgrounds, free stuff and more.

EASTER HOLIDAYS: Kids off school and in need of entertainment? Take a look at our guide to Easter holiday events in London, covering exhibitions, shows and more for all ages. We know the pennies don't stretch as far as they used to, so we've included some free, family-friendly things to do too.

HISPANIC ART: Time's running out to see the Royal Academy's current headline exhibition, Spain and the Hispanic World, which explores the art and culture of the Hispanic world from ancient times to the early 20th century. Sculptures, paintings, silk textiles, ceramics, silverwork, precious jewellery, maps and drawings feature, including masterpieces by Goya and Velázquez. Until 10 April

ASMR: Another exhibition closing soon is Weird Sensation Feels Good: The World Of ASMR at Design Museum. It explores ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response): a physical sensation of euphoria or deep calm, sometimes a tingling in the body, triggered through sound, touch, and movement. For a double dose of culture, pair it with the museum's new exhibition opening this Friday — details below. Until 10 April

ALADDIN SANE: Southbank Centre marks 50 years since the release of David Bowie's album Aladdin Sane with a series of events centring around a special exhibition exploring the creation of the album's iconic artwork, including the legendary lightning flash portrait by photographer Brian Duffy. 6 April-28 May

MARKET PLACE HARROW: Street food restaurant brand Market Place already has venues in Vauxhall, Peckham and Hounslow, and its latest site in Harrow opens from 6 April. Head to 80-84 St Ann's Road for food from Bread Ahead Bakery, Indo-Chinese brand Pepper Spice; Japanese street food brand Little Tokyo, masala bar Chaii & Spice, South American meat specialists Argentinian Grill and authentic Turkish brand Farm House Kebabs. Opens 6 April

AI WEIWEI: If you've been to the Design Museum in the last couple of weeks, you'll have seen the recreation of Monet's Water Lillies, made entirely from Lego. That's a precursor to the new exhibition opening on Friday, Ai Weiwei: Making Sense, which brings together several of the Chinese artist's works as a commentary on design. *7 April-30 July*

PETER RABBIT ADVENTURE: Beloved Beatrix Potter character Peter Rabbit is the subject of a current immersive experience in Covent Garden. Designed for children and their families, it involves live performances, poetry and an obstacle course as you search for notes, maps and other clues to rescue Jemima Puddle-Duck from the clutches of Mr. McGregor. Until 16 April

Good Friday 7 AprilThe Passion of Jesus takes place in Trafalgar Square. Image: WintershallCLUELESS: Watch classic 1995 film Clueless, accompanied by a meal tailored to what you're seeing on screen. Taste Film takes over The Refinery near Moorgate for two screenings each day, accompanied by courses including a cinnamon pretzel and a Pop Your Cherry cocktail, served at relevant points in the film. 7-8 April

LIFE OF BRIAN: There are two screenings of Monty Python's Life of Brian at the Prince Charles Cinema this weekend, and another next week. Watch the comedy troupe's extended skit about a man — Brian — who was born next to Jesus on the same day, and spends his life being mistaken for the Messiah. *1.10pm* (repeated tomorrow 3.30pm)

JUNGLE BOOK REIMAGINED: Akram Khan’s new dance-theatre production Jungle Book reimagined is open at Sadler’s Wells. Based on Rudyard Kipling's family classic, it's a reinvention the journey of Mowgli through the eyes of a climate refugee, featuring an original score, 10 international dancers and state-of-the-art animation and visuals. 2pm (repeated tomorrow — both are relaxed performances)

MESSIAH ON GOOD FRIDAY: For the 147th time, the Royal Choral Society performs Handel's Messiah at the Royal Albert Hall on Good Friday — a tradition that's only ever been interrupted by the Blitz and Covid. 150 singers are conducted by the choir's music director Richard Cooke, and accompanied by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and a quartet of soloists. 2.30pm

PASSION OF JESUS: Every Good Friday, Trafalgar Square is packed out with thousands of people gathering to watch The Passion of Jesus, a free retelling of the Easter story, featuring 100 actors. Everyone's welcome, but it involves — spoiler — a crucifixion scene, so may not be suitable for younger kiddies. FREE, 12pm/3.15pm

WIDOW'S BUN CEREMONY: One of London's oddest traditions take place on Good Friday every year. Head to The Widow's Son pub in Bow, to watch the Widow's Bun Ceremony. A hot cross bun, with the year baked into to the top, is hung from the ceiling, to honour a widow who apparently used to continue baking them for her son, even years after he stopped returning home and was presumed dead. FREE, 3pm

DRAG RACE: The Haters Roast at Eventim Apollo Hammersmith is a a drag comedy spectacular hosted by The Vivienne, winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 1. It features nine Drag Race stars from across the UK, the US and Canada including Trinity the Tuck, New York City queen Miz Cracker and the infamously disqualified Willam. Doors 7pm

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN: For one night only, hit musical Annie Get Your Gun is celebrated with a special concert production at The London Palladium. Rachel Tucker (who's starred in Wicked and Come From Away) plays American sharpshooter Annie Oakley. 7.30pm

Easter Saturday 8 AprilJeff Goldblum makes a special appearance at Southbank Centre. Image: Pari DukovikWIZARD OF OZ: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. This week's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema features a screening of 1939 film The Wizard of Oz, starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, who finds herself on an adventure involving a tin man, a scarecrow, a cowardly lion, and her dog, Toto. 11am

ROGER RABBIT: Take the family along to Leicester Square's Prince Charles Cinema for a screening of 1988 film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. It probably needs no introduction, but just in case: a private detective is hired to investigate Jessica Rabbit, wife of cartoon star Roger Rabbit, and murder, revenge and chaos ensue. 12.45pm

DECODER: Catch a screening of 1984 sci-fi/cyberpunk film Decoder at Barbican Cinema. It was made by German artist Muscha, though became largely forgotten due to low distribution numbers. Today, English artist and filmmaker Stewart Home introduces the story of a man who learns that the soundtrack being played in the fast food chain he works in is being used to manipulate customers. 3.30pm

OLD JEWISH JOKES: Camden Comedy Club at the Camden Head hosts Jewish comedian Ivor Dembina, who performs his Edinburgh Pick of the Fringe award-winning show, Old Jewish Jokes, about the life of the modern Jewish comic. 6pm

JESSIE CAVE: Actor and comedian Jessie Cave — who played Lavender Brown in the Harry Potter films — kicks off a stint at Soho Theatre, showcasing her current work in progress show. It's about the chaos of heartbreak and being a working mother, but we're promised it contains hope and humour. 7.15pm

JEFF GOLDBLUM: Beloved American actor/musician Jeff Goldblum joins his band on stage for a live concert at Royal Festival Hall. Jeff Goldblum & The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra are in town to celebrate the launch of his new EP of jazz standards. 7.45pm

SOUTH LONDON SOUL TRAIN: The South London Soul Train celebrates 50 years of hip hop with a special club night at Peckham Levels, overseen by DJ Koco. 10pm-5am

HARRY VS MILEY: Cheesy disco night Club de Fromage runs an Easter special, playing off the songs of pop superstars Harry Styles and Miley Cyrus against each other. Expect to hear songs from the likes of Madonna, ABBA, S Club, Taylor Swift and Beyonce, along with sing alongs, confetti cannons and balloons. Takes place at The O2 Academy Islington. 10.30pm-3am

Easter Sunday 9 AprilCelebrate girl power at 100 Wardour StreetLONDON GAMES FESTIVAL: It's 'game over' for this year's London Games Festival, which comes to an end today. It celebrates all aspects of the video gaming industry here in the capital, with a programme including networking events, exhibitions, an awards ceremony, and of course, plenty of gaming sessions. Until 9 April

NOW PLAY THIS: Tying in with London Games Festival (above), Somerset House hosts Now Play This 2023, a festival of experimental games featuring interactive exhibitions, live shows and chances to test drive some of those games. Until 9 April

EASTER FAMILY DISCO: Kids buzzing from too much chocolate? Take them along to Big Penny Social in Walthamstow for the Easter family disco and Easter egg hunt. Dance to family-friendly tunes as you enjoy games and singalongs, and then take part in the egg hunt. (Oh hang on, that involves more chocolate...) 10am-1pm

FITZROVIA GHOSTSIGNS: Footprints of London guide Jane Parker offers a walking tour around the Fitzrovia area focusing on ghostsigns — faded adverts of brands and businesses from the past. Hunt out mosaics and symbols embedded within masonry and metal. 11am-1pm

GIRL POWER BRUNCH: Live music venue 100 Wardour Street hosts a Girl Power themed brunch. Choose between two or three courses, add on bottomless bubbles if you're so inclined, and tuck in as a DJ plays tunes by the likes of Miley Cyrus, Celine Dion, Beyoncé, Dua Lipa, Kylie and more. 11am-5pm

Mr Fogg's Apothecary hosts a jazz nightSUNDAY JAZZ LUNCH: The Ryan Quigley Quintet headlines today's Sunday jazz lunch at legendary Soho venue Ronnie Scott's. They celebrate the music of 1960s jazz pianist Horace Silver, including tunes such as Song For My Father, Room 608, Ecaroh, The Jody Grind, Strollin' and The Preacher. A traditional Sunday lunch is available to order as you enjoy the music. 12pm

POOCH PARTY: M Restaurant in Canary Wharf caters for humans and their dogs on Easter Sunday, with a pooch party. It's begins with an Easter hunt for four-legged guests, with treats hidden on the terrace outside, waiting to be sniffed out. Then tuck into a three-course brunch menu, while your dog enjoys their own, canine-friendly three-course treat. 12pm-4pm

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: Watch the London Lions Women's team take on the Newcastle Eagles in a home basketball match at the Copper Box Arena in Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. Tickets start at just a fiver. 12.30pm

PREPPERS COMEDY: You wouldn't think there'd be much funny about an apocalypse, but comedy duo Stuart Laws and Matt Sandstorm tease out the humour in Preppers, a comedy show about preparing for Doomsday. Catch it at Camden Comedy Club at the Camden Head. 5pm

SUNDAY CONCERT: Internationally-renowned cellist Raphael Wallfisch and Conway Hall Director of Music, Simon Callaghan, team up for this week's Sunday concert, to perform Myaskovsky's Second Cello Sonata, along with pieces by Debussy, Franck, and Clara Schumann. 6.30pm

EASTER JAZZ NIGHT: Mayfair cocktail bar Mr Fogg's Apothecary hosts live music by a jazz trio band led by vocalist Riketté Genesis. Expect a set featuring jazz vibes, straight up 1920s-40s swing and beyond, with songs by the likes of Julie London, Sarah Vaughan and Ella Fitzgerald. 8.01pm-11.01pm

Easter Monday 10 AprilTake your four-legged friend along to a pooch party on Sunday.EASTER 10K: If you're the sort who likes running 10k on an Easter Monday... well, you're a better person than us. But you can do so at the aptly-named London Easter 10k in Regent's Park, which also has adults' and kids' fun runs in addition to the big race. 10.30am

LONDON'S BURNING: Every Monday, City of London Guides offer a London's Burning guided walk. Tour the areas of the City which were affected by the Great Fire of London in 1666, and the Blitz during 1941, and find out how those events shaped the area. 11am-1pm

COMEDY WIP: Comedian, actor and writer Tamsyn Kelly is at Camden Comedy Club to showcase her current Work In Progress. She won the DAVE Edinburgh Panel Prize as part of Best In Class at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and was a regional finalist in the BBC New Comedian of the Year Award 2021. 7pm

NEW MUSIC: The Half Moon in Putney showcases up-and-coming musicians at its regular New Moon live music night. Tonight's performers include rock band Sugar Darling, soul singer-songwriter Chelsea Becker, and multi-instrumentalist Tigere. 7.30pm

PUB QUIZ: As always on a Monday, the White Horse in Wembley hosts a pub quiz. It's £2 entry per person, maximum six people per team, with a £50 bar tab for the winning team. 8pm-10pm

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The Tree of Beer Cans (2023) by Norwood JunKAction. Image: Ali Mehdi ZaidThere is no magic money tree — the Tories have made that abundantly clear. There is, however, a 'Tree of Beer Cans' just outside Norwood Junction station.

Over 1,000 beers cans (empty, we should point out) have been attached to a tree in Belgrave Car Park, behind Norwood Junction station in south London. It's the handiwork of Norwood JunKAction, a group of litter pickers with a difference — with the rubbish they collect in any given area, they're creating a thought-provoking sculpture. And this is their head-turning debut.

One car park — over 1,000 beer cans. Image: Dror ShohetThat's right, every single on of these cans was sourced from one car park; now forming a temporary bark of Tyskie and Magners containers, they are quite the statement — one not only highlighting local littering issues, but deep-rooted societal problems too.

The Tree of Beer Cans is only around till 25 April. Image: Ali Mehdi ZaidNorwood JunKAction hope the sculpture will ignite conversation in South Norwood — questions like: What is our individual, collective and institutional responsibility when littering is such a widespread problem? Why do we fail to look after nature? How can we protect the most vulnerable in our community?

We can expect more Norwood JunKAction sculptures soon. Image: Dror ShohetBtw, if you're thinking that glueing a load of junk to a tree hardly seems environmentally friendly, know that Norwood JunKAction volunteers strung the cans together with wire, before carefully wrapping them around the tree, and that no harm has been caused. The sculpture will be dismantled on 25 April 2023. But another one is sure to spring up soon after.

You can discover more about Norwood JunKAction — and sign up to take part in future projects — by visiting their website.

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A roundup of the best music festivals happening in London this year — from the start of spring till the last rays of summer sunshine.

The Waterboys, Nick Mulvey, and This Is The Kit are at 2023's Folk by the Oak — which is juuust outside London, but we'll allow it. Photo: Folk by the OakBRICK LAND EASTER BLOCK PARTY: DJ Storm, Maurice Fulton, Emerald, Vandorta and guests keep this tight crowd of 800 max pumped up for a 10-hour dance music marathon in Brick Lane. Festival season is go. 8 April

IN THE ROUND FESTIVAL: Surround yourself with music, quite literally, with In The Round Festival, at — where else — Roundhouse. A collection of one-off gigs, rather than a full-on fest, this year's lineup including Leroy Hutson and His Magic Makers, Sona Jobarteh and Laura Veirs. 14-25 April

LA LINEA: Bring some Latin colour into your spring, with La Linea; top acts, including Latin Grammy winning Peruvian singer Susana Baca, and Emicida — recently hailed by The Guardian as "one of Brazil’s most influential cultural figures" — pop up at venues across the city, including the Jazz Cafe, Rich Mix and Barbican. 21 April-7 May

Emicida was recently hailed by The Guardian as "one of Brazil’s most influential cultural figures". Image: Wendy AndradeBRIXTON DISCO FESTIVAL: A disco festival in the venues around Brixton's Windrush Square. What else could you possibly need to know? Well. There's a rooftop party. You can groove to performances from House Gospel Choir, Dimitri From Paris, and Crazy P Soundsystem. There are film screenings, talks... OK, there was a lot of other stuff you needed to know. 29 April

QUEEN'S YARD SUMMER PARTY: Various venues around Hackney Wick come alive with the sounds of house, techno and disco, pumped out by a slew of names inc.Aletha, Jay Carder, Joi La Frique, DJ Perception plus many others. Warehouses. Ticker tape explosions. Canal-side drinking. Good times. 29 April

GYPSY JAZZ FESTIVAL OF LONDON: This mini festival debuted last year, and returns in style with four nights in four fab east London venues. Jazz guitarist Olli Soikkeli and his quartet at Vortex Jazz Club, and the incorrigibly foot-stomping Raka Balkan Band at Jago Dalston feature. 4-7 May

Photo: Brixton Disco FestivalGALA: Get the (third) May bank holiday off to an early start at GALA in Peckham Rye Park — a party featuring house, techno, jungle, drum 'n' bass, jazz, disco... it goes on. Headliners include Jordan Rakei, Kerri Chandler and Overmono. 26-28 May

SLAM DUNK FESTIVAL: After a slam dunk success last year, the UK's biggest independent rock festival, Slam Dunk, is back at Hatfield Park, just outside London. Don your ankle-length shorts and mosh to a stacked lineup feat. The Offspring, Bowling for Soup and Less than Jake. Ah, it's 2000 all over. 27 May

WIDE AWAKE: Wide Awake festival is an orgy of left-fielders from the worlds of indie, post-punk, and techno. Headliners at this hip Brockwell Park gathering include Caroline Polachek, Osees, Oneohtrix Point Never, Daniel Avery and Warmduscher (who surely have one of the songs of the year, in Love Strong). 27 May

Photo: GALACROSS THE TRACKS: Funk, jazz and classic soul collide at Cross The Tracks Festival in Brockwell Park, with 2023's headliners including Kelis, NxWorries, Masego and Ezra Collective. 28 May

CITY SPLASH: Also at Brockwell Park: a crossover between British, Caribbean and African cultures, with City Splash — embracing reggae, dancehall, and Afrobeat this spring, jampacking 60+ artists across seven stages. Chronixx, Koffee, Shenseea and Skillibeng are playing. 29 May

MIGHTY HOOPLA: Is pop music cool? Who gives a damn when you're having the time of your life? That's the vibe at Mighty Hoopla, an unabashedly glittery festival, this year counting Kelly Rowland, Years & Years, Róisín Murphy and Aqua (!) among their 2023 Brockwell Park lineup. 2-4 June

HAMPTON COURT PALACE FESTIVAL: Want a taste of pop royalty? Hampton Court Palace Festival's two-week shindig is back this June, ready to welcome you with a glass of champagne and space for a picnic before performances from Grace Jones, Kaiser Chiefs, Björn Again and Rick Astley. 8-17 June

Photo: Hampton Court Palace FestivalMELTDOWN: Christine and the Queens step up to curate Southbank Centre's annual Meltdown Festival; the French musical phenomenon have handpicked acts including Warpaint, Bat For Lashes and — one of 2022's hottest acts — Let's Eat Grandma. 9-18 June

**BST HYDE PARK:* Starting late June, BST Hyde Park has a free-to-enter weekly programming of live music, arts, film, and workshops. But the festival-style weekend shows are where it's really at, and some big names — including Bruce Springsteen — have already sold out. At time of writing, there's still availability for Blackpink, P!nk and Take That. 23 June-8 July***

SOMERSET HOUSE SUMMER SERIES: It's two decades since Somerset House first decided to host a festival in its neoclassical courtyard for an unlikely musical shebang. This year, they're going all out with performances from Interpol, Alison Goldfrapp, Beabadoobee (fresh from being support act on Taylor Swift's Eras Tour) and Young Fathers. 6-16 July

WIRELESS: Three-day Wireless Festival swaggers into Finsbury Park again, hitting you left, right and centre with the most on fleek rap and hip hop stars: Yeat, Lil Uzi Vert, Metro Boomin, Ice Spice - and many more. 7-9 July

KEW THE MUSIC: BYOP (bring your own picnic) for Kew The Music, featuring a series of outdoor gigs from Jack Savoretti, The Human League, Hacienda Classical, and others. Refined festival vibes indeed. 11-17 July

Photo: Junction 2*FOLK BY THE OAK: Travel a few miles outside London to find yourself at the sylvan Folk by the Oak in Hatfield Park. Embrace music from The Waterboys, Nick Mulvey and This Is The Kit — and participate in creative workshops like pendant making. Sounds like a chill one. 16 July*

JUNCTION 2: Many dance music festivals grace London this summer, but Junction 2 stands out thanks to acts like Underworld, Charlotte de Witte, Midland and Dan Shake. The only London festival we're aware of where you party beneath a flyover. 21-22 July

SOUTH FACING FESTIVAL: Crystal Palace Park's 'rusty laptop' flips open to host what is essentially a run of one-off shows from late July till mid August. With acts including Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birdds, James and Craig David, this is one for the traditionalists. 28 July-13 August

51ST STATE: Party in the USA but make it London, as transatlantic festival 51st State returns to Barnet's Copthall Playing Fields this summer — embracing house, garage, R'n'B, disco and soul. Roy Ayres and DJ Jazzy Jeff alone should be enough to lure you in. 5 August

Photo: BST Hyde ParkALL POINTS EAST: Victoria Park is ground zero for London in terms of the city's park-based day festivals, and All Points East continues the tradition with two weekends of supremely curated music. Stormzy is curating and headlining on 18 August — while other acts include Erykah Badu, The Strokes and Yeah Yeah Yeahs. 18-25 August

FIELD DAY: Soundscapes of ambient electronica wash over east London's Victoria Park for this year's edition of Field Day — headlined by the incomparable Aphex Twin, plus plenty of artists lacking some certain letters — think TSHA and SBTRKT. Snds wndrfl. 19 August

HOSPITALITY IN THE WOODS: A blazing midsummer festival made up of "100% drum and bass" will surely startle the citizens of south London, as Hospitality in the Woods descends for one day only on the gorgeous Beckenham Place Park, serving up artists like Roni Size and Netsky. 19 August

WE ARE FSTVL: Urban, bass, house, techno — two days of non-stop bangers are on the cards at We Are FSTVL, with acts inc. DJ Seinfeld and Horse Meat Disco keeping 'em warm for headliners The Prodigy. 25-27 August

EASTERN ELECTRICS: Expect bass. Enough bass to leave your ears thudding for a week after. Performers at this Lee Valley Showground one-dayer include The Martinez Brothers, Artbat, Ben Klock, Denis Sulta and Move D. At time of writing (April) it's already 75% sold out. 26 August

Photo: 51st StateMAIDEN VOYAGE: Lee Valley Showground hasn't had time to catch its breath, before Maiden’s Voyage rocks up, the day after Eastern Electrics. Here's one for the jazz, electronica, and alternative aficionados — with the likes of AceMo, DJ BORING and CASISDEAD. 27 August

PUB IN THE PARK: What do you get if you mix Glastonbury Latitude with Saturday Kitchen? Pub in the Park of course — the roving culinary/music fest that pitches up in Chiswick Park at the start of September. Mainstream artists (McFly, Ronan Keating, Squeeze) provide an easy listening soundtrack to live cookery demos from the likes of Andi Oliver and Tom Kerridge. Tasty stuff if you're of a certain temperament/vintage. 1-3 September

SOUL TOWN: Sister Sledge, UB40 and Mica Paris top the bill at this laid-back two-dayer in Beckenham. You can get tickets for Sat or Sun — or go all in and sign up to both. (Kids are welcome on the Sunday only.) 2-3 September

WATERWORKS: Gunnersbury Park plays host to dance music beano Waterworks, with various stages — Water Tower, Orbit, Cedar — showcasing top notch acts inc. DJ Holographic, Heléna Star, Nick León, Angel D’lite and a ton more. 16 September

Any big ones we've missed? Tell us the comments below or email hello@londonist.com. We'll update this article as more events are announced.

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Brick Lane's Common Press is no ordinary bookshop. It hosts dance sessions, self-defence classes, yoga, life-drawing... plus it makes a mean cup of coffee. And that's before we've even got onto the books! Join us as we explore this incredible LGBTQ+ space in the East End of London:

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London's awash with afternoon teas, and new ones are always being added to the selection too — take a look at the menus which are new in London this month, including one on a Secret Garden theme, and another that's strictly for adults only. Some of these are only around for a short time, so book quickly if they take your fancy.

  1. The Secret Garden Afternoon Tea at Taj 51 Buckingham Gate Suites and ResidencesWe're massive fans of the themed afternoons tea menus at Kona — we've been wowed by Mary Poppins, Alice in Wonderland and the Queen of Hearts, so we're rather excited about the new launch, themed on children's book The Secret Garden.

Frances Hodgson-Burnett's novel is represented through pastries and savoury items. Begin with fresh garden herb roast chicken on brown bread with lemon mayo; a white bread sandwich with egg and garden peas; oak smoked salmon paired with avocado and dill cream cheese on spinach bread; and cucumber, beetroot and basil on tomato bread.

The charm is cranked up with the wonderfully-named sweet portion of the menu though:

  • Perhaps it is the key to the garden is a chocolate key within a layer of biscuit soil and edible flowers;
  • And the roses, the roses raising out of the grass is a floral dessert with raspberry and lychee flavours;
  • Leaves and trees, flowers and birds features tangy mango and lime, topped with edible butterflies;
  • And buds and buds is a chocolate pudding with its own flowers blooming out of an edible pot;
  • Fair fresh leaves is a zesty citrus cream cheese tart, balanced with basil.

Kona is also serving botanical-inspired gins from The Secret Garden Gin Distillery, including Lemon Verbena, Apothecary Rose and Lavender & Echinacea flavours.

The Secret Garden Afternoon Tea at Taj 51 Buckingham Gate Suites and Residences. £75 per person. Available now, Thursday-Sunday.

  1. David Hockney Art Afternoon Tea at Rosewood London© Patricia NivenThe Mirror Room at Holborn's Rosewood London offers an art afternoon tea with an ever-changing featured artist, and it's just launched its latest menu, celebrating David Hockney to coincide with the artist's current exhibition at Lightroom.

Five Hockney-inspired cakes and desserts have been whipped up by Executive Pastry Chef Mark Perkins, combining classic British flavours with iconic US desserts as a nod to Hockney's life in Yorkshire and Los Angeles (and leaning heavily on passion fruit, for some reason). They include:

  • The Splash: a chocolate sponge with passion fruit, encased in Earl Grey chocolate bavarois with blue glaze. The cake is served on a crumbly almond sable and decorated with passion fruit chocolate décor to illustrate the painting’s splash.
  • A Bigger Picture: a vanilla cheesecake covered in purple glaze with a strawberry, resembling the plum-coloured tree from Hockney's work. Vines with passion fruit and yuzu leaves wrap around the trunk, all served on a green vanilla almond sable.

Finger sandwiches and scones also feature.

The Mirror Room itself has had a spruce up for the new launch. Stylist and set designer Camilla Wordie was hired to 'Hockneyfy' the restaurant, incorporating colour, props, and whimsical nods to the artist's personal style including his statement yellow crocs, flat cap, and glasses.

David Hockney Art Afternoon Tea at Rosewood London. From £75 per person. Available now, throughout the summer.

  1. Arrival of Spring Afternoon Tea at St James's Hotel & ClubMichelin Star chef William Drabble has put together an afternoon tea to celebrate the new season, served in the rather swish surroundings of the 5-star St James's Hotel & Club in Mayfair.

Sweet bites include a raspberry and rose choux; a 'bouquet of flowers' - comprising a lemon cake filled with lemon curd and mousse; a 'flower basket' featuring dark chocolate cremeux, and preserved cherries; and a white chocolate and orange bavarois topped with an edible white lily.

Even the scones have had an upgrade from the traditional, being scented with lavender. The menu is served with East India Company teas, or the Bee Mine, a specially-created cocktail made with limoncello, white vermouth, agave syrup, lemon juice prosecco foam and basil.

Spring Afternoon Tea at St James's Hotel & Club. £45 per person. Available now, daily.

  1. Easter afternoon tea at Shangri-La The ShardFor Easter weekend only, the Skyline Afternoon Tea at Ting has an Easter makeover, with a spring-themed selection of treats, and the signature miniature Shard building replaced by a hand-crafted Easter egg with a white chocolate and passion fruit filling.

Finger sandwiches include coronation chicken, smoked salmon and cucumber, classic Reuben and truffle egg and cress. Scones are freshly baked, both sweet and savoury, the former served with strawberry jam and clotted cream. Special desserts include an elderflower sponge with strawberry cream and jelly, a pistachio profiterole, and a heart-shaped pastry filled with white chocolate mousse. Vegetarian and vegan options are available upon request.

Easter afternoon tea at Shangri-La The Shard. £71 per person (or £86 with a glass of champagne). Available 7-10 April.

  1. Adults-only Tipsy Tea at Sanderson LondonImage: Zodee MediaOne that slipped our notice a couple of months ago is the new Tipsy Tea at Sanderson London, the venue best-known for its Mad Hatter Afternoon Tea.

The Tipsy Tea riffs off that, but is a strictly adults-only affair, served in the evenings, with lashings of booze to see it down. The food includes a New York deli sandwich, mushroom arancini with aioli, salmon nigiri sushi and avocado sushi. Mini scones (plain and sultana) are served with Tiptree preserve and clotted cream, and the sweets, a Baileys truffle and a German sin cake, have a boozy bent to them.

The drinks are where it gets interesting. The cocktail menu consists of five Alice in Wonderland inspired concoctions — you can choose three of them as part of the tea, with additional cocktails available at £15 each. They include the Drink Me Potion (bourbon, peach liquor, port, maraschino cherry liquor, sherry) and the Down The Rabbit Hole (vodka, kumquat liquor, St Germain, Campari, blood orange and cranberry).

The Tipsy Tea is served on the same tea set as the Mad Hatter's Afternoon Tea, featuring quotes from Lewis Carroll's novel.

Tipsy Tea at Sanderson London. £95 per person (includes three cocktails). Available Thursday-Saturday, 5pm-7pm.


Plus:

  • See which of March 2023's new afternoon teas are still being served, including a chance to dine surrounded by hot air balloons;
  • A whole procession of coronation-themed afternoon teas are opening across London this month, ahead of the big event in May;
  • If cake is your thing, you may be interested in The Dorchester's new luxury boutique Cake & Flowers which sells... well, cake and flowers. The edible side of things is the work of executive pastry chef Michael Kwan and is a rather fancy patisserie — think marble counters and gold trims.

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The new station is towed beneath Tower Bridge. Image: Hallmark Media Group.You may've read our article from 2022: The UK's Busiest Lifeboat Station Is Hiding In Plain Sight By Waterloo Bridge.

Despite its position on the Victoria Embankment, that lifeboat station was called Tower Station — due to the fact it was originally located beneath Tower Bridge.

Now, a new Tower Station building has been towed into position under Tower Bridge, meaning that from the end of April 2023, the brave crew will launch their missions from here.

The old Lifeboat Pier in its original guise as the Thames Police Station. Image: RNLI.Until January 2023, they were still using a pontoon station that was so old, parts of it were Victorian; originally the Thames Police Station, it was becoming increasingly unfit for purpose.

In Tower Station's time, the crew has launched 734 times — and saved 21 lives (the latter figure is probably much higher in reality, but there are strict rules on what constitutes saving a life, as we found out).

The new station being floated down the Thames to its iconic new home. Image: Hallmark Media Group.Since January, the crew has been operating from the HMS president, the Royal Naval Reserve's London training facility.

We visited the Tower Station crew in 2022.The new station features new additions for the crew, including a more private space for casualty care, out of public view.

Tower Lifeboat Station Manager Kevin Maynard said: "We are looking forward to our new much needed facilities which will mean we can continue the service we are known for, for many years to come.

"The crew are so excited to see their new station arrive and excited to continue our life saving work from this new modern base."

The old station isn't being put out to pasture yet; it's going to be used by Thames Marine Services as an electrical charging facility.

The RNLI relies almost entirely on donations.

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this April? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital.

Content warning: inclusion number 4 in this article contains mention of the tragic fire and loss of life at Grenfell Tower in 2017.

  1. Eastern blooms: All the Flowers are for Me and Plants of the Qur'an at Kew GardensCourtesy Columbia Museum. Photo by Drew Baron.A suspended steel cube with Islamic designs that scatters the light and creates shadows is one of two works Kew Gardens has commissioned from Anila Quayyam Agha, and it's a stunner. Her pieces are shown alongside botanical paintings of the various plants mentioned in the Qu'ran, including a look at the cultural value we place on certain plants today, such as date palms and pomegranates.

All the flowers are for Me and Plants of the Qur'an at Kew Gardens. 1 April-17 September, £17 for entry to the gardens, which includes the exhibitions.

  1. Pre-Raphaelites: The Rossettis at Tate BritainA painting by Dante Gabriel Rossetti . Copyright Tate.Famed Pre-Raphaelite painter of redheads Dante Gabriel Rossetti has an exhibition dedicated to his work and those of his multiple muses, Elizabeth Siddall, Jane Morris and Fanny Cornforth. Exploring their works, their influences on each other and the unconventional relationships between them, expect dramatically lit, intimate paintings, with red hair aplenty.

The Rossettis at Tate Britain. 6 April-24 September, £22.

  1. Painting by bricks: Ai Weiwei at Design MuseumImage courtesy Ai Weiwei studio.Arguably the world's most important artist, activist and conceptual artist, Ai Weiwei brings his works to Design Museum. He has recreated Monet's famous water lilies using 650,000 LEGO bricks, a remark on how what we think of as natural beauty is often manmade, as was the pond Monet painted. The world's rampant consumerism is often the target of his work, and this exhibition features his more design-focused pieces on this topic.

Ai Weiwei: Making Sense at Design Museum. 7 April-30 July, £15.

  1. Haunting film: Grenfell by Steve McQueen at Serpentine GalleriesAn image from Grenfell (2019), by Steve McQueen.In 2017, Oscar and Turner Prize winner Steve McQueen recorded footage of the site of the horrific fire at Grenfell Tower, capturing it before it was covered up by a hoarding. The film is a straight recording of Grenfell, six months after the tragedy, without narrative or people. Filmed from above in a helicopter, McQueen's intention is for it to act as a memorial to the tragedy, and to keep it present in the national consciousness. Read our full preview here.

Grenfell by Steve McQueen at Serpentine South. 7 April-10 May, free, book in advance.

  1. Powerful photos: Sony World Photography AwardsCopyright Fabio Bucciarelli.Many of the world's top images and photographers are brought together in this annual spectacular exhibition at Somerset House. With topics ranging from portraiture to architecture there's snaps to please every fan of photography. Plus this year's Outstanding Contribution to Photography award goes to Rinko Kawauchi — and a display of her works highlights how she plays with the everyday and with lights to create glowing masterpieces.

Sony World Photography Awards exhibition 2023 at Somerset House. 14 April-1 May, £15.

  1. Homesick: No Place Like Home at Museum of the Home What does home mean to you? The Museum of the Home is the perfect place to host an exhibition on the topic. The museum is located in the heart of London's Vietnamese community on Kingsland Road, so has brought together works by a group of artists from the Vietnamese diaspora. Works include an urban landscape made from traditional Vietnamese stools, and the chance to view pieces while sat on straw mats.

No Place Like Home (A Vietnamese Exhibition) Part II at Museum of the Home. 19 April-11 July, free.

  1. Between the lines: Hilma af Klint & Piet Mondrian at Tate ModernCourtesy the Hilma af Klint foundation.Two abstract powerhouses, Swedish painter Hilma af Klint and Dutch artist Piet Mondrian, are united at Tate Modern. While they never met, and af Klint's work may seem more expressive than Mondrian's more structured pieces, they shared a common interest in new ideas in spirituality, scientific discovery and philosophy — both creating their own abstract art in response to nature. Af Klint was also a medium, and the show includes works she believed were commissioned by higher powers.

Hilma Af Klint & Piet Mondrian: Forms of Life at Tate Modern. 20 April-3 September, £20.

  1. Displaced persons: Tewodros Hagos at Kristin HjellegjerdeCopyright Tewodros Hagos.Women in golden headscarves gaze into the distance while mothers pass by with babies strapped to their backs, and sacks of provisions slung over their shoulders. Ethiopian artist Tewodros Hagos has created a series of portraits of displaced persons within Africa, forced to move with their families and belongings — whether due to conflicts or drought. In the past, he's powerfully captured migrants crossing oceans but this time he wants to draw attention to those migrating within countries and the African continent, a humanitarian crisis that often gets less attention in the media.

Tewodros Hagos: Fragile at Kristin Hjellegjerde, London Bridge. 20 April-20 May, free.

  1. Back to nature: Animals at The British LibraryField sketch of a red panda by an unknown artist.We love animals and we love finding out all about their lives. Now the British Library is enlightening and entertaining us with the history of documenting animals, including some slip-ups such as assumptions that the first reports of a duck-billed platypus were a hoax, and initial thoughts that bats must be a type of bird. Featuring art, science and sound recordings, this one's a really wild show.

Animals: Art, Science and Sound at The British Library. 21 April-28 August, £16.

  1. Picture perfect: Picture This at Waddington CustotImage courtesy Waddington Custot.Paintings so real that they look like photographs, whether that be paintings of cars, a pinball machine or simply condiments on a table. It's a movement that had a big moment around 50 years ago but has been neglected more recently. It's having a comeback lately, as the concept of the works were often about questioning what's real, something that feels extremely relevant today in a world of ChatGPT and deep fakes. It's such a large collection of works that it's being held in two exhibitions running back to back.

Picture This: Photorealism 1966-1985, Part 1 & 2 at Waddington Custot. 21 April-20 May & 31 May-1 July, free.

Short run eventPeek-a-boo. Photo by Ben Peter CatchpoleIf independent and experimental gaming is your vibe then Now Play This at Somerset House (1-9 April, £9) is the place to be. This year the theme is love, so expect games that deal with the themes of family, friendship, romance, self-care, consent and grief. Don't expect any high budget Call of Duty style shoot 'em ups, this one's for those who like to think outside of the console.

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Roof East reopens from 20 April. Photo: Owen B PhotographyNOW PLAY THIS: Tying in with the ongoing London Games Festival, Somerset House hosts Now Play This 2023, a festival of experimental games featuring interactive exhibitions, live shows, and plenty of chances to test drive some of those games. 1-9 April

EASTER HOLIDAYS: The first two weeks of April are the Easter holidays for the majority of London schools. If you've got children or teenagers to entertain, take a look at our Easter holidays events guide — we've covered shows, exhibitions and one-off events, as well as some free things to do.1-16 April

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKENDS: Easter takes place mid-April, and the first May bank holiday weekend follows not long after. Make the most of them with our guide to spending a bank holiday weekend in London — we've got you covered, come rain or shine, whether you want culture, the great outdoors, or fantastic day trips.

PRINT FAIR: Print dealers and publishers from around the world gather at Somerset House for the 38th London Original Print Fair. Works by new artists are for sale alongside those by more established artists, with pieces by Picasso, Matisse and Tracey Emin all on display. Until 2 April

London Zoo hosts a Zoonornomous Egg Hunt, one of our picks for things to do in the Easter holidays.LITTLE AMAL: Oversized puppetLittle Amal leads an interfaith celebration for Londoners, as Easter, Passover and Ramadan coincide. Catch her at JW3 in North Finchley for Passover storytelling, a Christian celebration featuring gospel choirs and steel pans in South Hampstead, and a Ramadan lantern parade and Iftar event in King's Cross. FREE, 2 April

JUNGLE BOOK REIMAGINED: Akram Khan's new dance-theatre production Jungle Book reimagined opens at Sadler's Wells. Based on Rudyard Kipling’s classic book, it's a reinvention of Mowgli's journey through the eyes of a climate refugee, featuring an original score, 10 international dancers and state-of-the-art animation and visuals. 4-15 April

JOHN LEGEND: American singer-songwriter John Legend is at the Royal Albert Hall for two concerts, following the release of his new solo piano album. 5-6 April

Little Amal is back in London for an interfaith celebration. © David Levene and The Walk ProductionsWAGATHA THE PLAY: It's... Rebekah Vardy. Well, not the real one, but a dramatisation of the 'Wagatha Christie' trial between Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney opens at Ambassadors Theatre. Find out what happened behind closed doors at the libel case about who'd been leaking information from Rooney's private Instagram account. 6 April-20 May

ALADDIN SANE: Southbank Centre marks 50 years since the release of David Bowie's album Aladdin Sane with a series of events centring around a special exhibition, which explores the creation of the album’s iconic artwork, including the legendary lightning flash portrait by photographer Brian Duffy. 6 April-28 May

NEW FOOD MARKET: Street food restaurant brand Market Place already has venues in Vauxhall, Peckham and Hounslow, and its latest site in Harrow opens on 6 April. Head to 80-84 St Ann's Road for food from Bread Ahead Bakery, Indo-Chinese brand Pepper Spice, Japanese street food brand Little Tokyo, masala bar Chaii & Spice, South American meat specialists Argentinian Grill, and authentic Turkish brand Farm House Kebabs. Opens 6 April

Jungle Book reimagined opens at Sadler's WellsDRAG RACE: The Haters Roast at Eventim Apollo Hammersmith is a a drag comedy spectacular hosted by The Vivienne, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 1. It features nine RuPaul's Drag Race stars from across the UK, the US and Canada including Trinity the Tuck, New York City queen Miz Cracker and the infamously disqualified Willam. 7 April

MESSIAH ON GOOD FRIDAY: For the 147th time, the Royal Choral Society performs Handel's Messiah at the Royal Albert Hall on Good Friday — a tradition that's only ever been interrupted by the Blitz and Covid. 150 singers are conducted by the choir's music director Richard Cooke, and accompanied by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and a quartet of soloists. 7 April

PASSION OF JESUS: Every Good Friday, Trafalgar Square is packed out with thousands of people gathering to watch The Passion of Jesus, a free retelling of the Easter story, with 100 actors taking part. Everyone's welcome, but it involves — spoiler — a crucifixion scene so may not be suitable for younger kiddies. **FREE, 7 April****

WIDOW'S BUN CEREMONY: One of London's oddest traditions take place on Good Friday every year. Head to The Widow's Son pub in Bow, to watch the Widow's Bun Ceremony. A hot cross bun, with the year baked into to the top, is hung from the ceiling, to honour a widow who apparently used to continue baking them for her son, even years after he stopped returning home and was presumed dead. FREE, 7 April

The Wagatha Christie Trial comes to the West End Stage.AI WEIWEI: If you've been to the Design Museum in the last couple of weeks, you'll have seen the recreation of Monet's Water Lillies made entirely from Lego. That's a precursor to the new exhibition, Ai Weiwei: Making Sense, which brings together several of the Chinese artist's works as a commentary on design. **7 April-30 July****

BRICK LANE JAZZ FESTIVAL: The Brick Lane Jazz Festival returns for a weekend of live music. Headline acts include Indian-raised, London-based performer Sarathy Korwar, and south London pianist and composer Ashley Henry. You can buy day or weekend passes to all shows at the Old Truman Brewery, with tickets to Village Underground shows sold separately. 14-16 April

IN THE ROUND: The seventh incarnation of In The Round Festival takes place at Camden Roundhouse, giving fans a chance to experience music performed live on the venue's circular stage. Gambian multi-instrumentalist Sona Jobarteh, singer-songwriter Cam, and American soul singer Leroy Huston are all on this year's programme. 14-25 April

WORLD PHOTOGRAPHY AWARDS: One of the highlights of the London photography calendar is the Sony World Photography Awards Exhibition at Somerset House. See the shortlisted photos — 415,000 images from over 200 countries — as well as new additions for 2023 including a space dedicated to recent works by Australian photographer Adam Ferguson, who won the 2022 Photographer of the Year for his series Migrantes, and a spotlight on the winning series of the new Sustainability Prize. 14 April-1 May

CLASSIC CAR BOOT SALE: Pre-1990 vehicles including cars, campervans, hot rods, scooters, caravans, motorbikes and custom bicycles park up in King's Cross for the Classic Car Boot Sale, for a weekend of shopping, eating and dancing. Browse and buy vintage clothing and homewares from the Charity Super.Mkt, and visit the Repair Shop for advice on caring for your vintage garments. 15-16 April

Southbank Centre marks 50 years of Aladdin Sane. Photo Duffy © Duffy Archive & The David Bowie ArchiveTMPETROL HEADONISM: It's a good weekend for car fans, as in addition to the above, Petrol Headonism Underground takes place in Wembley's underground car parks. With retro, classic and modified vehicles, hypercars, supercars and bikes on display, it brings together car enthusiasts for the first in a series of new events. 15-16 April

LONDON BOOK FAIR: Mayor of London Sadiq Khan is the keynote speaker at this year's London Book Fair, in conversation with Young Vic Artistic Director Kwame Kwei-Armah. Elsewhere at the publishing industry event, catch author Kate Mosse in conversation with Louise Minchin, the International Booker Prize shortlist announcement, and panel discussions around ChatGPT, sustainability, TikTok, and more. 18-20 April

SALON PRIVÉ: Into cars? This month really is the gift that keeps on giving. Salon Privé pulls into the Royal Hospital Chelsea for three days, showcasing sets of wheels that you almost definitely can't afford. Still, it's a good chance to ogle the latest models from Aston Martin, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Maserati, Porsche, Rolls-Royce and the like, many of which get their UK debut at the show. Classic cars are on show at the Concours de Vente. 20-22 April

LONDON COFFEE FESTIVAL: Get your fill of caffeine and then some, at the London Coffee Festival, a four-day programme of tastings, demos, competitions, shopping and more at The Truman Brewery on Brick Lane. 20-23 April

The Passion of Jesus plays out in Trafalgar Square on Good Friday. Photo: WintershallSICILY FEST: Food and drink from the Italian region of Sicily are centre stage at SicilyFest, a four-day event at the Business Design Centre. Browse and buy pasta, sauces, jams, cakes, desserts and wine, and learn how to put them to good use with live chef masterclasses. 20-23 April

BLUE: Opening at the London Coliseum is Blue, an opera about an African-American family where the father’s job as a policeman clashes with his activist son’s notions of equality and justice. It's performed by the English National Opera. 20 April-4 May

ROOF EAST: Stratford's 'adult playground' Roof East reopens its doors for the summer season, offering bars and street food vendors, games including Birdies Crazy Golf and Sluggers batting cages, and a rooftop open-air cinema, all offering views over east London and beyond. From 20 April

MIDNIGHT APOTHECARY: London's botanical cocktail bar in a roof garden, The Midnight Apothecary, also reopens for the summer season. It's the work of Lottie Muir, who grows some of the ingredients for the cocktails in the garden, and is located at the Brunel Museum — your ticket includes an underground tour of Brunel's Grand Entrance Hall to the Thames Tunnel. From 21 April

OLD OPERATING THEATRE: Following a closure to allow for its skylight to be replaced, the Old Operating Theatre Museum in London Bridge reopens to the public — and to celebrate, there's free entry on opening day. The museum also launches a new exhibition, Every Body Has A Medical History, featuring 20 original artworks from local artists, displayed among the Museum's historical collection. Reopens 21 April

Activist and artist Ai Weiwei opens a new exhibition. Image: Ai Weiwei at the Design Museum, September 2022. © Rick Pushinsky for the Design MuseumTHE BIG ONE: A reminder that environmental campaign group Extinction Rebellion has a huge ongoing 'action' planned, taking place outside the Houses of Parliament from 21 April. It will be a "nonviolent, direct action" with people sitting peacefully outside Parliament, hoping to apply pressure to those working inside who have the power to implement change. From 21 April

THE CYCLE SHOW: Head to Alexandra Palace for The Cycle Show, a three-day extravaganza of all things cycling. Bike and cycling equipment brands will be showcasing their latest products, with demo tracks and skill sessions to take part in, and talks by big names from the two-wheeling industry. 21-23 April

ANIMALS: The British Library opens a new exhibition, Animals: Art, Science and Sound, which looks at how the animal world has been documented through the ages. Sound recordings, manuscripts and artworks all feature to tell stories, including the first scientific description of a duck-billed platypus, which was so bizarre it was thought it must be a hoax. 21 April-28 August

VAISKHI FESTIVAL: Vaisakhi — the Sikh and Punjabi cultural festival — takes place on 14 April this year, but London's main celebration returns to Trafalgar Square the following week. The free festival features live entertainment and performances, martial arts demonstrations, a showcase of Sikh art, plus food and drink stalls. FREE, 22 April

GARDEN OPEN DAY: Chelsea Physic Garden hosts a Spring Open Day, with stalls selling plants and homewares, and gardening demonstrations throughout the day. Normally there's an admission charge for the gardens, but for one day only, it's free. FREE, 22 April

Salon Privé roars into ChelseaMARYLEBONE FOOD FESTIVAL: Good news for London's foodies: Marylebone Food Festival is back, featuring masterclasses, tasting menus, supper clubs and tours — all celebrating the area's food and drink businesses. Taste your way through coffee, chocolate, gin, tequila and mezcal, tour a farmers market, or learn how to decorate cakes or whip up a Sunday lunch. 25-30 April

ST GEORGE'S DAY: 23 April is St George's Day, a celebration of the patron saint of England (plus Catalonia, Ethiopia, and various other regions). London's free St George's Day Festival takes place in Trafalgar Square with live music and performers, family activities, and food and drink. FREE, 23 April

AUGUST IN ENGLAND: Lenny Henry makes his playwriting debut — and also performs — in August in England, which focuses on lives affected by the Windrush Scandal. It's the story of August Henderson, who faces the prospect of deportation back to a country he has no memory of living in. See it at Bush Theatre. 28 April-10 June

EID IN THE SQUARE: Trafalgar Square's earning its keep this month. In addition to Vaisakhi, St George's Day celebrations, and The Passion of Jesus (all above), it's the settong for Eid in the Square, London's official Eid celebration to mark the end of Ramadan for the Muslim community.FREE, 29 April

Roof East opens for another season. Image: Owen B PhotographyHISTORY FEST: Rupert Everett and Lucy Worsley are two of the guest speakers at HistFest 2023, a weekend of history talks at the British Library. Topics range from Oscar Wilde to Indigenous Americans to Agatha Christie. 29-30 April

CANALWAY CAVALCADE: If you go down to the canal over the May Day bank holiday, you're in for a big surprise. Dozens of canal boats moor up in Little Venice for the Canalway Cavalcade, a vibrant festival with live music, children's activities and boat-based fun. FREE, 29 April-1 May

HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS: American exhibition basketball team the Harlem Globetrotters bounce their way into The O2 for a lively showcase of basketball skills, including plenty of jump shots, slam dunks and half-court hook shots. *30 April*

WEST END DOES HOLLYWOOD: End your month on a lively note with West End Does: Hollywood at Cadogan Hall. Pretty much does what it says on the tin: performers from the West End stage (Come From Away, Six, Jesus Christ Superstar) tackling tunes from Hollywood films. 30 April

The Big One is coming. Image: Extinction RebellionCHERRY BLOSSOM: The capital's cherry blossoms are just about still in flower as we enter April. Check out our guide to where to see these candy floss-esque trees in London, and flood your Instagram feed with pink.

BLUEBELLS: Out with the pink and in with the blue. The lilac hues usually crank up a notch towards the end of April and into May, as bluebell season takes hold. Here are the best places to find bluebells in and around London.

Last chance to seeLast chance to see Executions at Museum of London DocklandsA few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to see:

TREASON: The National Archives' current exhibition is Treason: People, Power & Plot. The free display is a history of treason from 1352 to the present day, covering well-known (Guy Fawkes) and more obscure cases, the people involved, and the punishments dished out. FREE, until 6 April

MACBETH: Final chance to see the current production of Macbeth at Southwark Playhouse in Borough. Physical theatre company Flabbergast use live music to bring Shakespeare's bloodthirsty tale to life. Until 8 April

HISPANIC ART: Time's running out to see the Royal Academy's current headline exhibition, Spain and the Hispanic World, which explores the art and culture of the Hispanic world from ancient times to the early 20th century. Sculptures, paintings, silk textiles, ceramics, silverwork, precious jewellery, maps, drawings and more all feature, including masterpieces by Goya and Velázquez. Until 10 April

ASMR: Another exhibition closing this month is Weird Sensation Feels Good: The World Of ASMR at Design Museum. It explores ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), a physical sensation of euphoria or deep calm, sometimes a tingling in the body, triggered through sound, touch, and movement. Until 10 April

AFRICA FASHION: The V&A's Africa Fashion exhibition displays more than 250 objects by 45 designers from more than 20 countries, celebrating the talent and diversity of Africa's fashion industry from the mid-20th century to today. Sketches, photographs, film and catwalk footage all feature, alongside plenty of outfits. Until 16 April

Whorled by Jitish Kallat on display at Somerset House, London © David Parry, PAEXECUTIONS: The thought-provoking Executions at Museum of London Docklands ends this month too. It offers a sensitive but fascinating look back at the history of capital punishment in London, including an affecting replica of the Tyburn Tree. Until 16 April

CHINESE AND BRITISH: British Library hosts a free exhibition about the culture of British Chinese communities. Chinese and British uses photos, interviews and manuscripts to explore what it means to be both Chinese and British. FREE, until 23 April

WHORLED: The courtyard at Somerset House has been taken over be a giant maze of road signs. It's an art installation, Whorled (Here After Here After Here) by Jitish Kallat, and consists of 336m of UK road signs, some pointing to legitimate destinations, and others to locations beyond our planet in the distant universe. FREE, until 23 April

POLISH FILM FESTIVAL: Now in its 21st year, the Kinoteka Polish Film Festival is back at venues across London, showcasing the best new and classic Polish films. The programme spans comedies, documentaries, and dramas, as well as classics. Until 27 April

BERLUSCONI: Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is the unexpected subject of a musical at Southwark Playhouse. Berlusconi tells the outlandish story of the morally dubious politician through the eyes of three women who want to share their side of the story. Until 29 April

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© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonStep aside, Dippy — there's a new dino in town!

As Dippy the roaming diplodocus skeleton sets up home in Coventry for three years, London's Natural History Museum welcomes a new sauropod cast into its hallowed halls — and this one's a behemoth and a half.

© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonAt 2.67 tonnes, eight metres tall and 37 metres long, Patagotitan mayorum* — or Titanosaur as it's already been savvily dubbed — was a relative of the diplodocus, and the largest dinosaur known to have roamed the Earth.

It would've weighed a staggering 60-70 tonnes when it had flesh on its bones.

© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonWhy so bloody massive? It's something to do with the poor quality of plant food on offer 101 million years ago when Titanosaur was around, meaning that the poor thing needed to eat pretty much constantly and therefore house a huge digestive system. It was, in essence, one massive fermentation tank on legs.

© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonAs of Friday 31 March, visitors to the Natural History Museum can stand and gawp in wonder at the cast of the beast, taken from bones discovered in Argentina in 2014. As it's only a cast, you can touch Titanosaur too. (Let's just hope it's been firmly fixed in place to avoid any Bringing Up Baby moments.)

© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonUnlike with Dippy, Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur is a ticketed, paid-for exhibition (£16 adult, £9 children), although that comes with its own gallery, where you can follow the life of a titanosaur, from grapefruit-sized egg, to towering sauropod.

And, while Titanosaur itself is a replica, you can rubberneck at one of it actual thigh-bones, which looks not unlike a sturdy tree trunk.

© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonThe term 'dinosaur' was coined in 1842 by by the founding director of the Natural History Museum, and means 'monstrous lizard'.

*That 11 metres longer than Dippy, or to use the internationally-recognised unit, Titanosaur is the length of two double-decker buses!

Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur, at Natural History Museum until 7 January 2024

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Here's an unlikely way to spread community warmth... with a fridge.

Is there a community fridge near you? They've been popping up across the UK in recent years, with 32 in London.

The idea is a simple one. Put a big fridge in a shared space and use it to save food that would otherwise get binned. But it's so much more than that. The fridge acts as a hub, bringing people together not only to eat, but to meet, chat and even learn new skills.

The food comes from various sources: surplus stock from supermarkets, cafes or food producers, but also items from local households and gardens. Anyone can pop in and help themselves, or donate unwanted food.

In case you're wondering "Um, is anyone checking these things for mould or spoilage?", then, yes! Each community fridge is carefully managed by whoever's running it — usually volunteers within schools, community centres, food banks or shops.

The scheme has royal support, with the Prince of Wales (as King Charles then was) opening the 100th fridge. Supply your own comedy caption, if you wish!The scheme is organised by environmental charity Hubbub, who've helped set up more than 450 community fridges across the country. Here's a map to help you discover the nearest one to your home.

The fridge door opens wider with new fundingNow, the scheme is expanding. Thanks to a £350,000 grant from Starbucks (raised through 5p cup charges) and further help from long-term partners Co-Op, 50 existing community fridges will receive money to go beyond food distribution. These super-hubs will now be able to put on workshops, teach new food skills, encourage growing initiatives and organise cooking sessions. All of this will help communities gain fairer access to food at a time when the costs of many basic foods are skyrocketing.

The scheme has been trialled already, thanks to an earlier grant from the Rothschild Foundation. According to Hubbub, "Participants reported adopting a more varied diet, discovering new recipes and feeling more connected to their local community."

If you're interested in setting up a community fridge, see Hubbub's information pages. For those already running fridges, details on how to apply for the bonus funding can be found here.

All images courtesy Hubbub.

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Fabulae Nature was designed by contemporary visual artist Lucy Orta.Next time you’re at King's Cross, look out for three 60ft botanical draperies adorning the facade of the Granary Building.

Fabulae Nature was designed by contemporary visual artist Lucy Orta, co-founder of Studio Orta in France, as part of her year-long Lost Species campaign, honouring the hundreds of species lost from the natural world.

The prints on the vertical banners act as a visual database of species, featuring gigantic images of flora photographed by Lucy + Jorge Orta during their expeditions to the Amazon, intertwined with animals. Orta hopes that the artworks will remind onlookers of the important relationship between living beings and the planet.

Orta's Fabulae Nature is part of her year-long Lost Species campaign, honouring the hundreds of species lost through extinction.28% of the world’s species are currently endangered, Orta says, emphasising the importance of knowing what we risk losing in our natural world.

"By observing these draperies, I’m inviting people young and old to build new alliances between the everyday, threatened and extinct species and to invent new scenarios."

During her 12-month stint as King's Cross artist-in-residence, Orta has organised a series of family activities, student projects, installations and interactive activities that honour the natural world.

Fittingly, on Earth Day (22 April 2023), the draperies act as a backdrop for a performance celebrating biodiversity. Audience members can expect dancers whirling to the beat of a drum while dressed in costumes mirroring the prints of the draperies. Says Orta:

“The performance aims to evoke a shared aesthetic and a collective ritual, combining primeval sound and dance.”

There are three performances throughout the day. King's Cross Visitors Centre will have mask-making kits, fold-out templates of the critical features of 26 ‘lost’ species, and copies of Orta’s book, The Lost Species Handbook.

Fabulae Naturae is on display 29 March - 29 April 2023 and is free to visit.

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An image from Grenfell (2019), by Steve McQueen.Content warning: discussions of the tragic fire and loss of life at Grenfell Tower in 2017.

On 14 June, 2017, a fire broke out at Grenfell Tower in west London; a tragedy in which 72 people died. In December 2017, artist and filmmaker Steve McQueen created a film of the tower, seeking to create a record of the site of the tragedy before it was due to be covered in hoarding and hidden from sight.

Four years after the publication of the Phase 1 report of Government's Grenfell Tower Inquiry, the report's recommendations have yet to be implemented. No individuals or institutions have been prosecuted. The destruction and the burnt shell of the Tower is still covered up with hoarding.

Steve McQueen. Image by James Stopworth.The film, screening at Serpentine South Gallery this April and May, is a straight recording of Grenfell six months after the tragedy, without narrative or people in it. Filmed from above in a helicopter, it's a non-commercial project that won't be broadcast or screened on TV; the intention of McQueen (Turner prizewinner, Oscar winner, and west Londoner for his formative years) is for the recording to act as a memorial to the tragedy, and to keep it present in the national consciousness despite whatever physical or figurative covering up takes place.

The Serpentine notes on their website that the screening will include a space to pause, rest and reflect in the galleries.

You can read more about Grenfell by Steve McQueen, including information about the filming and consultation with bereaved and survivors of the Grenfell fire, on the official website for the film.

Grenfell by Steve McQueen is screening at Serpentine South from 7 Apr-10 May, 2023. Book free tickets in advance.

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The Spring Festival continues at Battersea Power StationBANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND: Easter weekend is a bank holiday weekend — the best kind of bank holiday weekend, spanning four days. Browse our recommendations for things to do in London on a bank holiday, from guided walks to little-known parks to sporting pursuits. Best bookmark it too, as May has three bank holidays this year.

EASTER HOLIDAYS: Kids off school and in need of entertainment? Take a look at our guide to Easter holiday events in London, covering exhibitions, shows and more for all ages. We know the pennies don't stretch as far as they used to, so we've included some free, family-friendly things to do too.

DAY TRIPS AND WEEKEND BREAKS: If you want to escape London for a day (or longer), we can help. Have a scroll through our Beyond London section for day trip ideas in the counties surrounding London, to weekends away in the rest of the UK and beyond. From quaint villages to seaside resorts, and castles to model villages, it's all in there.

CHURCH SERVICES: Celebrate Easter in the traditional way, by attending a service at one of London's churches. There are literally thousands to choose from — although you might consider a biggie like St Paul's Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Southwark Cathedral.

CHOCOLATE SHOPS: For last minute shopping, hit up London's best chocolate shops — and if you end up buying an Easter treat for yourself, we won't tell anyone.

PUBS: If you want nothing more than to kick back, pint in hand, and watch the world go by, take a look at our guide to the best pubs in London. You can search by area or facilities, so have a play — you might just find your new favourite boozer.

Head to Trafalgar Square on Good Friday for the Passion of Jesus. Image: WintershallLINDT GOLD BUNNY HUNT: Hampton Court Palace hosts an Easter Lindt Gold Bunny Hunt. Follow the clues to find the bunny statues, and match each one with the name of an important person from the palace's history. Aimed at ages 3-12 and their families. 1-16 April

ST MATTHEW PASSION: Barbican hosts a special Good Friday performance of Bach's St John Passion, performed by the Britten Sinfonia. 7 April

MESSIAH ON GOOD FRIDAY: For the 147th time, the Royal Choral Society performs Handel's Messiah at the Royal Albert Hall on Good Friday — a tradition that's only ever been interrupted by the Blitz and Covid. 150 singers are conducted by the choir’s Music Director Richard Cooke, and accompanied by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and a quartet of soloists. 7 April

PASSION OF JESUS: Every Good Friday, Trafalgar Square is packed out with thousands of people gathering to watch The Passion of Jesus, a free retelling of the Easter story, with 100 actors taking part. Everyone's welcome, but it involves — spoiler — a crucifixion scene so may not be suitable for younger kiddies. FREE, 7 April

WIDOW'S BUN CEREMONY: One of London's oddest traditions take place on Good Friday every year. Head to The Widow's Son pub in Bow, to watch the Widow's Bun Ceremony. A hot cross bun, with the year baked into to the top, is hung from the ceiling, to honour a widow who apparently used to continue baking them for her sailor son, even years after he stopped returning home and was presumed dead. *FREE, 7 April*

You'll find Peter Rabbit in Covent Garden throughout the Easter holidays. Photo: Dave Ellis*LIFE OF BRIAN: There are two screenings of Monty Python's Life of Brian at the Prince Charles Cinema this weekend, and another next week. Watch the comedy troupe's extended skit about a man — Brian — who was born next to Jesus on the same day, and spends his life being mistaken for the Messiah. *7 & 8 April****

*EASTER TRAIL: Chelsea Physic Gardens hosts a family-friendly Easter trail around its four-acre space. Answer questions relating to plants and the planet, and earn a chocolate treat at the end. Note that the garden is closed on Saturday. 7, 9, 10 April*

*SPRING FAIR: The gardens of Forest Hill's Horniman Museum are taken over by stalls and entertainment for its annual Spring Fair. Enjoy live music, an Easter bonnet parade, child-friendly craft workshops, food stalls and more, all compered by comedian Jasmin Gleeson. 8 April*

EASTER FAMILY DISCO: Kids buzzing from too much chocolate? Take them along to Big Penny Social in Walthamstow for the Easter family disco and Easter egg hunt. Dance to family-friendly tunes as you enjoy games and singalongs, and then take part in the egg hunt. 9 April

*SUNDAY LUNCH: A special weekend deserves a special meal, right? So tuck into one of London's best Sunday roasts, with all the trimmings. Fluffy spuds, crispy Yorkshires and oodles of gravy is the way we like it. Vegans and vegetarians are catered for too — check out these options. 9 April*

Big Penny Social hosts an Easter family discoEASTER TRAIL: Count chickens, solve riddles and hunt out the giant bunny at an Easter trail in Highgate's Waterlow Park, organised by the neighbouring Lauderdale House. You're provided with a treasure map and series of clues, and the first 100 people to finish will receive a small chocolate prize. FREE, 9 April

EASTER CHAIR HEAVING: The bizarre annual event of Easter Chair Heaving by the Blackheath Morris Men is excellently explained by IanVisits, who witnessed the spectacle in 2009. The Morris men take to the streets of Greenwich, dancing, but also carrying a decorated chair with a young lady in it. Keep an eye here for details of this year's event. FREE, 10 April

SPRING FESTIVAL: A giant flower trail, a mobile farm, a playground for all ages, and a chance to meet M&S mascot Colin the Caterpillar are all part of the fun at Battersea Power Station's Spring Festival this weekend. FREE, until 16 April

PETER RABBIT ADVENTURE: Beloved Beatrix Potter character Peter Rabbit is the subject of a current immersive experience in Covent Garden. Designed for children and their families, it involves live performances, poetry and an obstacle course as you search for notes, maps and other clues to rescue Jemima Puddle-Duck from the clutches of Mr. McGregor. Until 16 April

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What's in a name? Often the opposite of what you'd expect

London's place names are an endless source of fascination, as we've seen over our series of articles on etymology. Sometimes, though, a name can be misleading or humorously outdated — if you take it literally. Here, we've collected together 11 London names or phrases that might be considered misnomers.

  1. Piccadilly CircusObviously, there's no Big Top or acrobats to be found at Piccadilly Circus (clowns? - debatable). But "circus" has the secondary meaning of a rounded place where roads meet. The "rounded" bit is important. The word circus (in both senses) comes from Latin, where it denoted the circular space of a sports arena.

Piccadilly Circus today is not circular. It's a crooked wizard's hat of a junction. But, as you can see from the earlier maps, this was very much a circular confluence in days of yore. Oxford Circus is also of debatable circularity. The road pattern is a straightforward crossroads, but the facades of the surrounding buildings describe a circular shape.

  1. Westminster AbbeyAn abbey, strictly speaking, is a building occupied by monks or nuns. It's getting on for 500 years since such holy folk dwelt within Westminster Abbey's precincts. Technically, the place is not a cathedral either, just a church (albeit a very, very important one). Its official name is the Collegiate Church of St Peter.

  2. The Isle of DogsHere, we're quibbling the "Isle" bit of the name, not the "Dogs" (which has uncertain origins, and may be something to do with royal kennels in Tudor times). Is the Isle of Dogs really an island, or merely a peninsula? It's open to debate, but I'd say "No, it is not".

The land is surrounded west, south and east by the Thames — a good start to islandhood. It's the north where things get interesting. Here, water channels connect both ends of South Dock to the Thames. So, theoretically, you could circumnavigate the Isle of Dogs, making it a true isle.

But not so fast. First of all, the western entrance to South Dock is now all but blocked by a sluice and low road bridge. This may have been a viable channel for much of the dock's history, but today you couldn't get so much as a weasel's kayak through the obstruction. It is completely unnavigable.

Then, we must consider that South Dock and its approach channels are all artificial. If we're going to count these, then a case could be made for central London being an island. It is, after all, circumnavigable by canal, connecting to the Thames at Brentford and Limehouse.

The name Isle of Dogs predates the docks. This was once marshy, undeveloped land that would have partially flooded during high tide. So, historically the Isle of Dogs probably was an intermittent island, but today it's difficult to justify the name.

  1. The New RiverThe New River opened in 1613 as a means to bring fresh water from Hertfordshire into north London. People have been falling into it for 20 generations, so to call it "New" is like describing Shakespeare as a dazzlingly modern playwright. Also, does a man-made channel count as a "river"? A doubly duplicitous watercourse.

  2. ErosAs any passing pedant will tell you, the famous statue in Piccadilly Circus is not Eros at all, but his twin brother Anteros (or sometimes the "Angel of Christian Charity"). Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that. Both attributions are surprisingly recent. An opinion poll of 1914 found that only 5% of people thought the statue depicted Eros (most said Mercury). Nobody said Anteros. In fact, I've never been able to find a direct mention of Anteros any earlier than 1984. Sculptor Alfred Gilbert may well have intended that, but he never explicitly said so despite what you might read on Wikipedia. Let's all just agree to call it Eros, alright? (Ditto "Big Ben" for the tower.)

  3. Chislehurst CavesAccording to Chislehurst's website — and probably most of the locals — the Stygian attraction can be found in Kent. We'd prefer to call it south-east London, because it's in the London Borough of Bromley. But the tiresome debate about county boundaries isn't the reason we've included Chislehurst Caves in this list of misnomers. Our beef is with the word "caves", which are usually defined as natural chambers. Chislehurst's remarkable set of tunnels are entirely man-made, having been dug out centuries ago in the quest for chalk and flint. Reigate Caves in Surrey are similarly artificial.

  4. Mount PleasantToday, this area of raised ground near Clerkenwell is best known for its sprawling mail centre, and the nearby Postal Museum. But the district was once a massive dump. This was the place, 300 years ago, where you might discard your fireplace cinders and other household refuse. The name "Mount Pleasant" was coined in irony, a jibe at the less-than-amiable surroundings. Things got still less salubrious with the coming of the Middlesex House of Correction — London's largest jail, famed for its treadmills.

The area recently underwent a mammoth transformation, with the construction of hundreds of posh flats. Perhaps wisely, the developers have dropped the name Mount Pleasant in favour of Postmark London. A one-bedroom flat here will set you back almost a million pounds, which is quite the turnaround for a Georgian dump.

  1. St Martin-in-the-FieldsAlong with St Giles-in-the-Fields, two prominent West End churches that haven't seen a field in 300 years. These fall into a broader class of misnomer — descriptive place names that were once accurate, but have since become anachronisms. Other examples include Chalk Farm, Smithfield (from 'smooth field'), Clerkenwell Green, St John's Wood, etc. etc.

  2. Clapham JunctionIt's in Battersea, as any local will tell you.

  3. Affordable housingA phrase guaranteed to get people doing those little air quotes with their fingers. By UK law, developers must include units with affordable rent in any new housing project (or pay for it to be built elsewhere). Affordable is defined as "up to 80%" of market value. The trouble is that 80% of "shit loads of money" is still "shit loads of money". Affordable housing is all too unaffordable for many Londoners.

  4. London UndergroundLondon Underground goes over London Overground at Whitechapel, in this pre-redevelopment photo. Image Matt BrownLondon's most prominent misnomer is surely the Underground. Yes, it's mostly in tunnels through central London, but the long stretches built to serve the growing suburbs in the early 20th century are typically open to the elements. According to TfL, only 45% of the Underground network is truly underground (a total which may have gone up marginally since completion of the Battersea Power Station extension). The orange Overground lines, by contrast are indeed mostly overground. The chief exception is the dip under the Thames between Wapping and Rotherhithe.

What misnomers would you add to the list? The comments are open...

All images by Matt Brown

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Image: Mayor of London/TfLThe Mayor touts a new 'Superloop' bus network, to connect towns and vital services such as hospitals and airports in outer London.

An initial map of the planned Superloop route depicts seven separate but connected bus routes, taking in towns including Bexleyheath, Bromley, Croydon, Kingston, Harrow, Edmonton and Walthamstow in an almost circular route. Queen Mary's Hospital in Sidcup, Ealing Hospital and Heathrow Airport are also planned stops on the network.

The Superloop also includes three routes which do not form part of the circle; Grove Park to Canary Wharf, Croydon to Russell Square, and Uxbridge to White City.

Of these 10 routes, six will be newly created, and four are existing routes — 607, X26, X140 and X68 would be incorporated into the Superloop.

If you're thinking that some of these sound like epic routes (Croydon to Russell Square? Yikes!), then bear in mind that they will be 'limited-stop express bus routes', rather than your average TfL stop-start service.

We'll be honest, when we first saw the map, we had to check the the date — it looks like a premature April Fool, or a fantasy map created by a transport fan, rather than a serious TfL proposal. The Mayor of London has released a promotional Superloop video, but it can hardly be labelled as informative (nice new roundel, though):

The Superloop is only an initial proposal at the moment, with exact routes and stops to be decided in a consultation by TfL with London boroughs and the public. The scheme coincides with the much-maligned expansion of the ULEZ, which will see many Londoners (numbers vary depending which source you believe) having to pay a charge to drive their car around their local area. Whether these new services will be in place by 29 August 2023 remains to be seen.

We'll be honest, though. We have questions:

  • How will these new routes be paid for, at a time when TfL is notoriously cash-strapped (and has just dropped £4 million on renaming the London Overground lines)? It's claimed that the Superloop will be "funded by the Mayor and City Hall". It looks like the money reaped from those ULEZ charges might come into it, as TfL states that cash is "reinvested into improving London's transport network, such as expanding bus routes in outer London".
  • What's so special about Grove Park? The planned route between Grove Park and Canary Wharf seems an unusual choice on first glance, particularly when you've already got the Elizabeth line shuttling passengers between south-east London and Canary Wharf.
  • What happens between Royal Dock and Bexleyheath? The Superloop doesn't form a complete circle, the river presenting a barrier at this point, once again reinforcing the woeful lack of river crossings in east London. Maybe the Silvertown Tunnel will be added to the Superloop when it opens (currently planned for 2025) but that's still some way west of Bexleyheath. Again, it looks like the Elizabeth line will be taking up the strain, but that's an added change and expense for bus passengers.
  • Why has Croydon been chosen as the start of a route into central London? The town centre already has a wealth of transport options including direct bus routes to south-central London, direct train routes into two major London termini, and trams connecting it to other parts of the borough and neighbouring boroughs.
  • It's laudable to see increased public transport options to help with journeys that might otherwise be done by car. But how much will it help? Most car trips are for short journeys within the local area (e.g. school runs, supermarket trips, sports clubs...) rather than commutes to a neighbouring area. Yes, the Superloop is another tool to help dissuade car use, but it won't be seen as a direct replacement for many people.

So, the Superloop. Interesting proposals, and a welcome investment in outer London transport, but the devil will be in the detail.

One minor plus point: it looks like the scheme will be operated as a separately branded network from regular buses, so we welcome the prospect of a new style of roundel to ogle in the near future.

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All weekendIt feels like we've been waiting forever, but Titanosaur finally opens. Image: Trustees of the Natural History MuseumLONDON FOG: Bloomsbury's Charles Dickens Museum opens a new exhibition, Dickens and the London Fog, looking at how the capital's 'pea souper' years inspired the author, with the thick fogs featuring in his novels including Bleak House and David Copperfield. From 29 March

LONDON GAMES FESTIVAL: Thumbs at the ready for the return of the London Games Festival, which celebrates all aspects of the video gaming industry here in the capital. The programme includes networking events, exhibitions, an awards ceremony, and of course, plenty of gaming sessions. 29 March-9 April

MIFFY POP UP: A new pop-up shop dedicated to cartoon rabbit Miffy is open at 78 Shaftesbury Avenue. It's part of Chinatown's ongoing celebrations for the Year of the Rabbit, and will sell gifts, limited edition items, and merchandise that's never been sold in the UK before. Open daily, 12pm-10pm *29 March-3 July*

PRINT FAIR: Print dealers and publishers from around the world gather at Somerset House for the 38th London Original Print Fair.Works by new artists are for sale alongside those by more established artists, with pieces by Picasso, Matisse and Tracey Emin all on display. 30 March-2 April

This, but with David Attenborough narrating. Image: BBC Earth ExperienceBBC EARTH: As announced last year, an immersive BBC Earth experience opens in Earl's Court, voiced by none other than Sir David Attenborough. It'll take you on an interactive journey through the seven continents, with a walk-through, 360-degree take on BBC show Seven Worlds, One Planet. *30 March-31 July*

SIGN LANGUAGE: Somerset House Studios unveils a new commission by American sound artist Christine Sun Kim. Edges of Sign Language looks at how sound is used in society, and explores the limitations of American Sign Language. FREE, 31 March-21 May

WATER: The National Maritime Museum is as suitable place as any to hold an exhibition about water, and more specifically, Our Connection to Water. Works by seven artists are on display, each exploring what water means to them. Aya Mohamed, Artemis Evlogimenou, Dafe Oboro, Giya Makondo-Wills, JIUN Collective, Paul Malone and Seba Calfuqueo use photography, film, installations and other mediums to explore the cultural and spiritual side of H2O. From 31 March

TITANOSAUR: One of the most anticipated exhibitions of 2023 is Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur at Natural History Museum. The cast of a Patagotitan — one of the largest creatures ever to walk the Earth — goes on display, along with an exhibition about how it lived, and a chance to learn about other giant creatures on the planet today. From 31 March

The Easter celebrations are underway in Covent Garden. Image: Dave EllisBERTHE MORISOT: The first major UK exhibition of work by Berthe Morisot is unveiled at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 30+ works by the trailblazing Impressionist artist are on show, along with pieces by Reynolds, Gainsborough and Fragonard. *31 March-10 September*

FAMILY FUN WEEKEND: It's that time of the month again, when Cutty Sark hosts a family fun weekend. It's included in the regular ticket price, and features workshops, songs and a chance to meet characters from the vessel's past, as well as the usual things to see and do on board. 1-2 April

ORATORIO OF HOPE: Croydon commences its year as London's Borough of Culture with Oratorio of Hope, performed at Fairfield Halls. The double-bill concert celebrates the talent of Croydon's youth through music, spoken word, song, dance, film and visual art. 1-2 April

CRAFTY FOX MARKET: Head to Canopy Market in King's Cross for the Crafty Fox Spring Market Weekend, featuring two days of stalls by independent artists and makers, as well as creative workshops. FREE ENTRY, 1-2 April

SPRING FESTIVAL: Spring gets underway at Battersea Power Station with the launch of its Spring Festival, a programme of mostly free events over the next two weeks. From Saturday, follow the giant flower trail for a chance to win prizes, and play in the Illustrated Playground (it's for all ages!). FREE, 1-16 April

Science Museum's Sci-Fi exhibition has been extended.PETER RABBIT: Easter isn't until next weekend, but the seasonal activities have already kicked off in Covent Garden, with a family-friendly Peter Rabbit Easter Adventure. It's a quest through the market, accompanied by various Beatrix Potter characters, in a bid to save Jemima Puddle-Duck, using notes, maps and other clues. Puppetry and live performances also feature. Various dates *until 16 April*

BIJIJOO: Saatchi Yates Gallery in St James's hosts the inaugural solo exhibition of Bijijoo — also known as American TikTok star Michael Todd Horne. The exhibition, Viral Monsters, consists of the large-scale paintings of amorphous, colour-drenched monsters for which Horne gained his online following. FREE, until 28 May

SCI-FI EXTENSION: Good news, sci-fi fans! The excellent Science Fiction: Voyage to the Edge of Imagination exhibition at the Science Museum has just been extended. Originally due to close in early May, the theatrical exhibition features iconic treasures from film and TV, including Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Until 20 August

EASTER HOLIDAYS: Kids finished school for Easter? Wondering how to keep them occupied for the next couple of weeks? Take a look at our guide to Easter holiday events in London, including family-friendly shows and exhibitions, and plenty of free things to do too.

Saturday 1 AprilJoin in with the Riverscape Easter egg huntNote the date. Believe nothing. Trust no one. Question everything.

EASTER EGG HUNT: Riverscape in Silvertown offers an Easter egg hunt around the Royal Wharf area. It begins with craft workshops in the morning, where children can help to decorate the eggs, to be hidden around the vicinity for the hunt in the afternoon. 10.30am-5pm

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly(ish) opening of the London Sewing Machine Museum takes place today, giving you the chance to ogle 600+ of the objects. What's that? You didn't know London has a Sewing Machine Museum? Not many people do, but we visited in 2018 to take some of the mystery out of the place. FREE, 2pm-5pm

FROM PIAF TO POP: Head to Wilton's Music Hall for two final chances to see Paris! From Piaf to Pop, the latest show by chanteuse Christine Bovill. It sees her travel into the 60s and the Americanisation of French music: le yé-yé. *2.3opm/7.30pm*

CELYA AB: Last chance to catch the current run of Swimming, comedian Celya AB's show, at Soho Theatre. It's about moving from Paris to Birmingham, finding yourself and learning to swim at 25, and it sold out at the Edinburgh Fringe last year. 7pm

CARMINA BURANA: Experience the majesty of Carl Orff's magnum opus at Royal Festival Hall. Over 200 voices accompany the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at the iconic venue for an unforgettable performance of Carmina Burana — a cantata based on the medieval poetry collection of the same name. 7.30pm (sponsor)

SOUNDS QUEER: Live music night Sounds Queer offers a space for artists and audiences to feel safe to express themselves honestly, while celebrating the diversity of queer live music. DJ sets and drag performances feature alongside the live music, all taking place at Rich Mix. 7.30pm

COMEDY MUSICAL GALA: Comedy meets music at the April Fool's Day Gala at Cadogan Hall, hosted by 'the world's first classical music hooligan' Rainer Hersch. Evelyn Glennie, Zeb Soanes, Earl Okin and James Oldfield are on the programme, and the event raises money for charity Help Musicians UK. 7.30pm

SKYLINES BOAT PARTY: An evening of River Thames-based revelry awaits on a party cruise of epic proportions. We're talking two decks of club classics, house, Afrobeats and R&B, a pub-priced bar, and stunning views as you sail in style from Westminster Pier to the secret after-party venue. Boat departs 8pm (sponsor)

DAVID BOWIE PARTY: Independent club night Scared To Dance takes over The Victoria in Dalston for a David Bowie special, with guest DJ Jessica Gladstone. Dance the night away to Heroes, Starman, Changes, Modern Love, Sound and Vision, Ashes to Ashes and more. 10pm

FOREVERLAND: If you're the kind of raver who doesn't get the party started till almost midnight, Foreverland: Dopamine Afterdark should be on your radar — starring Tough Love, Jess Bays, Gotsome and more, the glowstick-waving festivities go on through the night at Village Underground. *11pm-5am*

Sunday 2 AprilAmal is back. © David Levene © The Walk ProductionsAMAL AGAIN: After returning to London on Wednesday, Little Amal leads an interfaith celebration for Londoners, as Easter, Passover and Ramadan coincide. Catch her at JW3 in North Finchley for Passover storytelling, a Christian celebration featuring gospel choirs and steel pans in South Hampstead, and a Ramadan lantern parade and Iftar event in King's Cross. FREE, 9.45am-6.30pm

CROYDON AIRPORT MUSEUM: Formerly London's main aviation hub, Croydon Airport doesn't see much action these days, but once a month its Visitor Centre hosts an open day. See inside the micro-museum to get an idea of the airport's history, including exhibitions inside the world's oldest air traffic control tower. 10am-3pm

STUFF & NONSENSE: Take the kids along to Big Penny Social in Walthamstow for Stuff & Nonsense Family Show, a comedy performance aimed at 6-10 year olds and their families. It features the Barmy Brothers, a rodeo cowboy, dancing chickens, a singing windmill and lots of pancakes. 10.30am-12pm

Dance the night away at the Musical Theatre RaveELEPHANT ESCAPE: In 1884, two elephants broke free in Parliament Fields and went on a rampage through the streets of N19, only stopping when they got trapped in a basement. Hear the full story and follow the route they took on this walking tour with guide Jane Parker. 11am-1pm

FALLEN STATUES: Author and social commentator Alex von Tunzelmann is at Conway Hall to discuss the subject matter of her book Fallen Idols. Hear about 12 statues around the world, from Bristol to Virginia to Antwerp, which were pulled down or destroyed in recent years in protest against the people they depicted. Find out why they were put up in the first place, and why they were challenged. 3pm

MAX PORTER: Author of Grief is the Thing with Feathers Max Porter is at Southbank Centre for a dramatic reading of scenes from his new novel, Shy, with actors Ruth Wilson, Toby Jones and David Alade. There's also a conversation between Porter and Wilson. 7.30pm

MUSICAL THEATRE RAVE: To mark this year's Olivier Award, Heaven is throwing a Musical Theatre Rave — pumping out all your fave theatre anthems, and featuring cameos from stars of the West End. 9pm-3am

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Budget-friendly things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Little Amal is back. Image (c) David Levene and The Walk ProductionsLooking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

  1. Get your lugholes around some new live musicEvery Monday evening, the Half Moon in Putney hosts New Moon, a night of new music, performed live. The line-up differs each week, but can feature singer-songwriters, bands, poets and performance artists. This time around, it includes country music singer Preston D Barnes, indie singer-songwriter Ali MacQueen, and RnB artist Lucy Wroe (backed by a live band).

The first 24 people through the door bag themselves a free Two Tribes beer, so it's worth being punctual.

£2.50 entry, 27 March.

  1. Walk with AmalRemember Little Amal, the oversized puppet of a 10-year-old Syrian refugee? She's back in London for two appearances this week, and you can see her at either for free.

On Wednesday 29 March, she's making her way through the City of London, beginning at Paternoster Square outside St Paul's, heading via Bloomberg Arcade and Leadenhall Market down towards the Tower of London, where the Yeomen of the Tower will welcome her. Live music and other events take place at the stops along the route.

Then, on Sunday 2 April, she leads an interfaith celebration to celebrate Ramadan, Passover and Easter coinciding. Catch her at JW3 in North Finchley for Passover storytelling, a Christian celebration featuring gospel choirs and steel pans in South Hampstead, and a Ramadan lantern parade and Iftar event in King's Cross.

Free, 29 March and 2 April.

  1. Coronation secretsAs the coronation approaches (6 May, FYI), swot up on the hidden meanings of various parts of the coronation ceremony. City Guide Robert Stephenson gives a free talk about the sacred and symbolic meanings of certain elements at Guildhall Library. Tickets to attend in person have sold out, but you can still watch online.

Free, 30 March.

  1. Spend one of your nine lives at the Be A Cat CafeRelease your inner moggy at the Be A Cat Cafe15 Bateman Street in Soho is the place to head if you want to try your hand at feline life. The Be A Cat Cafe is a pop-up featuring 'various different stations to connect with your inner cat'. Spend time in a wool pit, a relaxing cat nap area, or on a human-sized climbing frame. Sure, it's a promo event for cat food brand Felix, but it might also be one of the more... unique things you do in London this year.

Free, 30 March-1 April.

  1. Interact with a growing artwork at BarbicanImage: Becky Payne PhotographyInterdisciplinary design practice collective RESOLVE takes over the sweeping Curve gallery at Barbican, for them's the breaks. This groundbreaking show sees a huge installation — made from objects foraged from various cultural institutions and exhibitions — gradually fill the space, with visitors encouraged to touch and interact. It'll be growing from 30 March well into the summer, and the exhibition is studded with numerous public events: talks from artists, activists, writers, etc. Could be one to visit more than once over the next few months.

Free, 30 March-16 July.

  1. Get your fill of milk at Wellcome Collection's new showGot milk? Wellcome Collection certainly does; its latest exhibition studies our relationship with milk — and how the white stuff has affected, and been affected, by global politics, society and culture. Over 100 objects and artworks feature in Milk, including retro advertising posters and a model of a mule carrying two trays loaded with cheeses, dating back to the 3rd century.

Free, 30 March-10 September.

  1. Sign language exhibition Somerset House Studios unveils a new commission by American sound artist Christine Sun Kim. Edges of Sign Language looks at how sound is used in society, and explores the limitations of American Sign Language.

Free, 31 March-21 May.

  1. Take aim at a virtual clay pigeon shootoutHow good is your aim? Clays — two virtual clay pigeon shooting bars in the City and Canary Wharf — are inviting you to take part in their Friday Fever Shootout. Score high to win weekly prizes — plus, just for stepping up to the mark — you also get a free Fever Tree cocktail.

Free, 31 March and every Friday till 9 June.

  1. Thread your way to London's Sewing Machine MuseumIt's no April Fool that London's little-known Sewing Machine Museum has its monthly opening today. Browse the collection of 600+ of the machines, including one which belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Not convinced? Here's what we found when we visited in 2018.

It's free, though donations to The Royal National Lifeboat Institution and Leukaemia Research are appreciated.

Free, 1 April.

10. Smell the flowers at the Battersea Spring FestivalBattersea Power Station's Spring Festival launches on Saturday, with two weeks of events and activities, many of them free. Follow a giant flower trail to track down and learn about 10 different flowers — and if you complete the online quiz afterwards, there are prizes to be won. There's also a Wriggle & Scribble Illustrated Playground in Malaysia Square, open to all ages (adults included), with more activities coming next weekend.

Free, 1-16 April

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Tour guide Ben Smithies leads us through some of London's hostile architecture. Image: LondonistIt is difficult to sit on the fence when it comes to the issue of hostile architecture, especially when the top of that fence has sharp metal teeth.

Nobody really seems to like hostile architecture — sometimes referred to as 'defensive design' — except perhaps the people who pay for it.

We are all familiar with the general pushback against the use of spikes outside or on buildings, as a way of deterring homeless people from bedding down in certain spaces. Even ex-mayor Boris Johnson said the spikes appearing in central London were not a good look, though his emphasis, of course, was from the aesthetic perspective.

Hostile architecture can appear innocuous enough, such as these planters in Southampton Row."The picturesque plants have been deliberately placed to block spaces where homeless people used to bed down"Criminologist James Petty has suggested that in a sense, the chief significance of the spikes is that they, as it were, burst the balloon of 'our' habitual comfort zone, which had allowed us who are housed, to forget the way homeless people are made to feel unwelcome. And if the spikes prick our conscience, do we all not bleed?

('The Spike', ironically, was a slang term for a type of workhouse or temporary shelter for 'tramps' in the early 1800s.)

But there are other forms of defensive design which are more subtle, more devious.

One example. A couple of planters have been placed alongside formerly empty window spaces in Southampton Row, central London. What's not to like? The wooden boxes, at around waist height, are filled with attractive plants, complementing the vertical wall of plants in the nearby atrium of an office. (They're real plants, not plastic; the security guard allowed me to check). But in reality, the picturesque plants have been, I would suggest, deliberately placed to block spaces, where homeless people used to bed down. Unhoused people simply cannot any longer lie down in these areas, because the planters are in the way.

Plants in a wooden box suspended, mark the spot where a sleeping-place ended.

Yeah, sure, but just not on our premises."I have a particularly visceral response to such hostile architecture, perhaps because I was once homeless myself"This is not the first time plants have become more important than human beings, as I reveal on my walking tour with Unseen Tours. It seems to give the lie to the bold slogan currently emblazoned in the windows : "Together we camp". Yeah, sure, but just not on our premises.

I have a particularly visceral response to such hostile architecture, perhaps because I was once homeless myself. I have a certain sensitivity to these kind of 'excluding devices'; I also happened to know some of the people who used to bed down in Southampton Row, before the enforced foliage was put in place.

I met them during the lockdown when I was walking the streets with Matt and Jess from the magnificent Museum Of Homelessness, and we were distributing hot drinks and crisps to people on the streets. This was the depths of winter. At that time, London seemed to consist exclusively of a pile of historical buildings, and then principally two human groups: the security guards — conspicuous and brightly coloured in their uniforms and with loud walkie-talkies — and the unhoused, bedding down in as discreet a way as possible, almost trying to make themselves invisible.

Hostile architecture on the waterfront at Greenwich.Middle-class people were actually entirely invisible because they were confined to their homes. At one point it was alleged that some of the security guards had taken to hosing down some of the stacks of cardboard which people used as bedding so that it was no longer usable. Now, I have heard it said that the security guards were only trying to do their job, but — if those rumours are true — it's disgusting behaviour.

It is sobering to think about the way particular phrases have become associated with something 'that applies to other people, not me'. Take the ending of 'freedom of movement', or a phrase which is very hot at the moment — the so-called 'hostile environment' for refugees, asylum seekers and immigrants in the UK. It is disconcerting to reflect that the lack of freedom of movement and the hostile environment is now coercing all of us.

None of us are unaffected by the intrusion of the 'hostile' philosophy into our urban built environment. I think a key feature of the way our movement in the city is controlled and manipulated (and how I hate to be controlled!), is secret, implicit. As L. Sandercock, distinguished urban planner, claims: "This idealised urban environment is highly controlled and regulated, yet, importantly, the mechanisms of control remain largely hidden."

Anna Minton— author of Big Capital: Who is London for? — has also pointed out how not making all the rules and regulations available to the public is a symptom of the crisis of accountability in our political culture at the present time. I think we would all agree that those plastic red 'leaning posts' (Transport for London refuses even to call them benches), are quite literally a pain in the arse: less comfortable and useful than benches we could sit down on properly. This affects us ALL. Every single time we try to take a bus.

Hostile architecture at Bank DLR."There is a creepy feeling, a feeling of ambiguity, a feeling that you have to be just ever-so slightly alert..."It is this concealment, this dishonesty, this ambiguity, which I find offensive. I take people on walking tours around King's Cross, and there's been some earnest discussion of the function of those metal fins placed on flat walls at knee height which would provide suitable areas for lying down. Some of my visitors claimed I was wrong to assume that they were designed to prevent people lying down — that in fact they were placed there to deter skateboarders. Who knows?

We have seen the rise of what Rowan Moore in the Guardian has referred to as "publoid spaces" — areas and zones in the city which are publicly accessible yet privately owned. In a sense there's nothing wrong with the notion of curating, and even exerting some control over upmarket areas. Spaces, such as that in the immediate area in front of the current Google headquarters, are not unattractive. One could convincingly argue the area as a whole is better than it used to be, in the days when seedy, rundown King's Cross mainly consisted of gated-off and inaccessible areas. But isn't there also something a little bit sterile about such zones? Many of my guests have pointed out that it would be easy to come in and go out from King's Cross for specific purposes, or to visit a restaurant, or to be a consumer — yet it's not the kind of area where you would want to linger or should I say loiter. It's as though, as nomadic artist Maura James McNamara says "my only purpose [here in the city] is to go into a shop and spend some money."

There is a creepy feeling, a feeling of ambiguity, a feeling that you have to be just ever-so slightly alert. That you're being watched. In this way, I'm constantly reminded of Ewan McColl's Moving On Song: "Move along, get along. Go! Move! Shift!"

"You can be anything you like, just as long as you are a consumer"Perhaps the problem with the way publoid spaces feel is partly that the private bodies that are in the land are not obliged to make public what the rules and regulations are. You can see that it is permitted for toddlers to wade in the water fountains on a hot day: yet instinctively you somehow know that it is against the rules to lie down fully on a bench and try to get forty winks, or perhaps to start singing a militant political anthem.

There is a sense that these areas have been scrubbed up or subjected to a kind of postproduction manipulation: there is no litter, no rubbish, and you can see no homeless people or people begging.

It's as though the entire area has been designed so to speak as an ideal 'zone to be photographed'. I would like to gently suggest that the adoption of fierce spikes and metal knobs and otherwise coercive aspects in our street furniture and in our city is alarming partly because it represents an ever-so-elusive but creeping militarisation of our shared space. But above all, it feels like a 'do as I say, not as I do' kind of approach. On the one hand, we trumpet the idea of diversity, but we are only prepared to tolerate diversity in our streets and squares and our shared spaces, so long as that doesn't also include 'undesirable elements' such as homeless people.

You can be anything you like, just as long as you are a consumer.

Such an approach may be possibly understandable, certainly human: but not at all humane. It seems to give the lie to the motto which looms in pseudo stained-glass-window capital letters high up in the sky at Coal Drops Yard: "Not for self but for all". I sometimes think it would be more honest to put up the slogan: "Not for all, but for self."

Hostile design has taken surreal turns in its more extreme forms. In San Francisco for a time there was a trial of anti-homeless robots which looked a little bit like a cross between R2-D2 and the Gherkin, which were designed to move around filming and intimidating homeless people (yet stopping short of barking commands or physically knocking them about).

Outside a church in the City of London."What is called for, surely, is not spikes but empathy"We have also seen the use of sound; loud music being played in Bournemouth railway station, while previously, loud classical music was formerly being pumped out at Clapham Common Underground station. When I came up the escalator and heard Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony, presumably being played to deter loitering or lingering, it felt to me like a gross abuse of the old Ludwig Van. It didn't work on me anyway: I sat down and listened to the entire second movement, before Moving On.

Robert Rosenberger has made an intriguing, detailed study of the philosophical and sociopolitical implications of hostile design, and its weirdest manifestations, in his book Callous Objects: designs against the Homeless (which you can borrow, by the way, from the John Harvard/Southwark public library near Borough Station).

Not very Christian.Even the work of artists designed to protest and make us think anew about hostile design, sometimes would seem to yield ambiguous results; for example, Fabian Brunsing designed an installation which was effectively a 'pay to sit bench' ; in other words, the bench was designed so that you had to insert coins to make a series of spikes go down, on the base of the bench: an alarm would warn you when your time for sitting was up, and you could either insert more coins or… move on.

Rosenberger also talks in his work about perceptions: indeed, the second observation I would make is not simply that most people evince hostility towards hostile design once you describe it to them, but most people are not aware of it in the first place. "What does it mean to go through our day without noticing things?… There are tons of things we don't see… Because we are on autopilot…" Moreover: "People didn't want us to notice them." Thus Rosenberger argues, in a revealing dialogue with M J McNamara:

It is difficult to categorise one of Rosenberger's conclusions as anything other than an uncomfortable truth: "[The] combination of law and design can sometimes be so effective that it renders the entire problem of homelessness — and also the unhoused people themselves — invisible to others. This invisibility has the potential to leave the larger community to grow unaware of the problem or even to mistakenly assume that the problem is less severe than it actually is. If the problem of homelessness is never encountered in daily life, and nor are the mechanisms that drive away the unhoused, then it becomes easier never to think about the issue."

Surely such an approach must be amended, avoided. What is called for, surely, is not spikes, or the abuse of water, authority, Beethoven: but empathy.

To quote Shakespeare: unaccommodated man is no more than such a poor, bare, fork'd animal as thou art.

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Where we take a closer look at one of our favourite things in London.

A phosphorescent treasure chest overspilling with golden hits.What is it? An NSM Prestige II jukebox from the late 1970s/early 80s. Records spun vertically. Tactile buttons (remember those?). A phosphorescent treasure chest overspilling with golden hits. People hunched over the thing — half admiring, half pondering what to play. Rest of the bar waiting to pass judgement.

Where is it? Bradley's Spanish Bar.

What's Bradley's Spanish Bar when it's at home? You know, that 'secret' bar off Oxford Street which the world and his dog knows about. Punters shoulder-to-shoulder on cherry banquettes supping glasses of Estrella Galicia. Real Betis scarves up on the wall. Pictures of matadors. Doorway cigarette smoke blowing back into the bar, lacquering the joint with an extra vintage veneer.

One of London's worst-kept secrets.What's playing? Stone cold classics. Like A Prayer. Hound Dog. Lashings of yacht rock. One bloke put on Spanish Flea when we were there — in how many other bars do you hear that? They switch the singles up regularly, with a collection of 20,000 to choose from. Becoming jaded is not an option.

Bit of an heirloom is it? They've gone through a few jukeboxes in their time, probably why there's a sign pinned up next to this one: "Please Be Delicate With Our Lovely Jukebox Thank You".

I think the air con might be the constantly-open door.How much to spin a choon? Three records for a pound apparently, although sometimes it's free.

Bradley's Spanish Bar, 42-44 Hanway Street

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

TfL Is Renaming Each London Overground Line - Here's What They Should Be CalledFancy commuting on the Transatlantic line?

London Is Getting A Memorial To The Victims Of The Transatlantic Slave TradeWith 'satellite sites' dotted around the city.

Image: Ewan Munro via creative commonsThis Man Is Drawing Every Single Building In LondonHope he's got more than one pen...

West End Gets Its First Ramadan Illuminations30,000 LEDs give Coventry Street the glow-up.

Crafty Shortcuts: The Charing Cross Elevated WalkwayPlus: see London's longest wazzbaffles!

London's Greatest FolliesThe joy of pointless buildings.

The Savvy Tourist: Visit The Elgin Marbles At The British MuseumThe Parthenon Sculptures are a wonder of the world, and utterly bonkers.

Coronation-Themed Afternoon Teas: Regal Menus To Try In LondonIncluding one in Westminster Abbey, the coronation venue.

Photo: Grosvenor HouseInside A London Repair CafeBikes, electronics, textiles - they mend the lot!

How To Spend A Weekend In Boston, MAMaximize your weekend in Beantown.

100 Actors Will Stage An Epic Retelling Of The Easter Story, In Trafalgar SquareCrowds of 20,000 expected on Good Friday.

Image: WintershallThames Path: You Can Now Walk The Whole North Bank Through The CityNew bit means no more detours to Thames Street.

Unforgotten Lives: Exhibition Celebrates Remarkable Stories Of BAME LondonersFree year-long show at London Metropolitan Archives.

Chet's, Shepherd's Bush: The LowdownComing in hot.

Image by Chet's, London.London's Dog Sculptures: A MapA woof guide to the capital.

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Playwright Mark Daniels tells us the inspiration behind a new play about a remarkable Londoner.

Mary Lacy was born on the outskirts of London in 1741 and, one day, at the age of 19, she decided to run away and start living as a man. Just like that, out of the blue. Her reasons remain unknown.

She used a new name, William Chandler, and went to work on ships from Chatham to Gosport to Brest. For at least 13 years, she laboured on dockyards and shared lodgings with her male colleagues, without her identity being discovered. She's believed to be the first woman to ever qualify as a shipwright.

A fascinating collection of her memoirs, The Female Shipwright, tells sordid tales of romantic liaisons with women, ship-deck punch-ups with men — and gives insights into how she felt about gender. When her identity was discovered by a doctor during a medical examination for her pension, word spread. Mary Lacy was quite the scandal at the time, but for some reason — perhaps due to little being known about her life after her early retirement to Deptford, or to the main source about her being a single, hard-to-come-by book — her story has been largely lost to time.

Mark Daniels has written a play that's part historical drama, part heartwarming fairy tale.When the King's Head Theatre in Angel announced they were running a season of work about untold stories, I knew it was the perfect place for my play, Mary Lacy Woz Queer. Me and a cast of three wonderful actors will bring Mary's little-known yet remarkable story to life, in a way that makes it relevant to today. It's initially set in 2023, where non-binary history student, Krissy — themselves on a gender identity journey — discovers Mary's story. They become so obsessed, that the chimneys of the building Mary reportedly lived in start talking to them. Yes… the play features talking chimneys.

Part historical drama, part heartwarming fairy tale, Mary Lacy Woz Queer uncovers the truth about Mary, and fills in the gaps with imagination. We'll make audiences think about history's importance, the ownership of its stories — and introduce them to one incredible Londoner.

Mary Lacy Woz Queer, King’s Head Theatre, 28 March-1 April

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Photo: Matt BrownThere are plans to split the London Overground into six individual lines, with each to be given their own name.

£4m has been set aside in TfL's 2023-24 budget to look into the option of renaming the lines, currently known collectively as the London Overground, and affectionately nicknamed the Ginger line.

What are the six London Overground lines?How exactly is the tube map's pile of orange spaghetti going to be split up? The six individual lines are as follows:

  • Highbury & Islington to West Croydon/Clapham Junction/Crystal Palace
  • Richmond/Clapham Junction to Stratford
  • Gospel Oak to Barking Riverside
  • Euston to Watford Junction
  • Liverpool Street to Enfield Town/Cheshunt/Chingford
  • Romford to Upminster

What will the new London Overground line names be?The new names haven't been announced yet, though there are some clues as to what they might be. They were almost given individual names back in 2015, and to be honest, most of these are used casually today:

This what it looked like when TfL almost added them to the map in 2015:

Barking line
East London line
Emerson Park line
Lea Valley line
North London line
Watford Local line pic.twitter.com/9uo9OAhq9Z

— Jasper ⵣ (@JaJaWa) May 19, 2022

Back in 2021, when Sadiq Khan was standing for re-election as Mayor, he announced plans to rename the lines to "reflect [the] capital’s historic diversity" and give each route its own identity, with local landmarks or Londoners acting as possible namesakes — though specific monikers were never decided.

Of course, some lines already have their own nicknames: the Gospel Oak to Barking Riverside line is often referred to by its portmanteau, the 'Goblin'. We could apply the portmanteau approach to the remaining lines: Watford Junction to Euston becomes Watton, and Romford to Upminster becomes Romster (or, in reverse, UpMINster to RomfORd, being the shortest line, should portmanteau to the Minor line).

It gets a bit complicated on the lines with multiple destinations involved though.

Sadly, TfL's budget woes probably mean that six individual lines does not equal six individual moquettes. Photo: Samuel Regan-AsanteNaturally, always keen to help the financially-beleaguered TfL, we put our heads together to come up with some suggestions, to help them along (£4 million? Pah, we'll do it for 50 quid):

  • The bit through south London on the Highbury & Islington line could be the Transatlantic line, because it goes through Denmark Hill and Canada Water;
  • The Liverpool Street line could be the Green or Verdant line - as it passes through things named 'Green' (x2), 'Heath', 'Fields', 'Grove' (x2) and 'Park' (x2) — and was also drawn in green by TfL when they were originally planning individual lines, as in the embedded tweet above;
  • Alternatively, the Liverpool Street line could be the Harry Enfield line, as it goes to Enfield, and you can get Harry from White HARt Lane and RectoRY Road (or from Tottenham player Harry Kane, in light of his recent goal record);
  • The Euston to Watford local line could be the Harry Potter line, because it basically goes from King's Cross (Euston is very close) to Watford — home to the Warner Bros Studios. That, and its trains have a habit of disappearing into thin air, no Evanesco spell required;
  • The North London line could be the Gentrified line, because most stops on it are.

Here's the London Overground map if you want to have a crack at coming up with your own names. Suggestions in the comments please.

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Coronation Afternoon Tea at Park Room at Grosvenor HouseYou may have heard; King Charles III's coronation is happening in London on 6 May, and it's kind of a big deal (and includes an extra bank holiday on 8 May — win!). For those of us not lucky enough to get an invite to the main event, there are plenty of ways to mark the occasion, including coronation-themed afternoon teas. Take a look at the regal menus popping up all over London and get booking.

  1. Coronation Afternoon Tea at Westminster AbbeyHaving a coronation afternoon tea in Westminster Abbey is probably the closest most of us'll get to the actual, regal shenanigans. It's served in Cellarium Cafe and Terrace, the public cafe and restaurant at the Abbey, which is part medieval cloisters, part modern, airy terrace with views of the historic building. You can visit the Cellarium without a ticket to the Abbey itself.

The afternoon tea uses British produce with a focus on sustainability, reflecting the King's own ethos. Begin with smoked chicken, egg mayo, and cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches, and a courgette, pea and mint tart. Earl grey tea scones with Tiptree jam and Cornish clotted cream are served next, followed by a selection of cakes; carrot and quinoa, sweet pea and lemon, and passion fruit and raspberry.

Coronation Afternoon Tea at Cellarium Cafe and Terrace. £32.50 per person (or £42.50 with a glass of Ridgeview sparkling wine). Available 23 March-31 July. Note that the Abbey and Cellarium are both closed to the public 25 April-8 May, to prepare for the festivities.

  1. Coronation Afternoon Tea at Fortnum & MasonThe Diamond Jubilee Tea Salon at Fortnum & Mason unveils a special Coronation Afternoon Tea menu, with a focus on British flavours and 'the King's favourite ingredients'.

This translates into finger sandwiches including Cotswold Legbar egg mayonnaise; cucumber with minted pea and horseradish; salt beef with kohlrabi and tarragon sour cream dressing; Kames bay trout with preserved lemon and dill cream cheese; and a woodland wild mushroom éclair.

Freshly baked scones are served with Fortnum’s strawberry preserve, lemon curd, and Somerset clotted cream.

Coronation Afternoon Tea in the Diamond Jubilee Tea Salon at Fortnum & Mason. Price TBC. Available from early April.

  1. Coronation Afternoon Tea at Grosvenor HouseGrosvenor House goes all out with a regal afternoon teaIf you're thinking of going fancy, Grosvenor House is the way to go. The Park Lane hotel is an apt setting for coronation celebrations, as it hosted a Coronation Ball for King George VI in 1937, the Coronation Year Ladies' Night for Queen Elizabeth II in 1953, and Queen Charlotte's debutante balls.

But that's enough history: what about the food?Finger sandwiches and fresh scones are part of the deal, and Head Pastry Chef Anthony Hurst has whipped up five limited-edition pastries to represent the countries that make up the United Kingdom, as well as London:

  • Journey to the Highlands is a mousse with organic honey extracted from foraged heather in the Scottish Highlands.
  • Across The Irish Sea isa traditional Irish apple cake with layers of chilled English custard and organic Bramley apple compote, from the orchards of Armagh, Northern Ireland.
  • The English Rose is a rose and cream pudding using handpicked strawberries from Kent and natural rose extract from Berkshire.
  • Carriage to Cymru is a lemon baked cheesecake made using Welsh Perl Wen soft cheese, sourced from an artisan and organic dairy farm in Carmarthenshire.
  • And finally, The Carolean Era is an edible replica of the St Edward's crown, made from rich dark chocolate, produced here in London.

Diners can take home the hand-illustrated commemorative menu as a keepsake of the occasion.

Coronation Afternoon Tea in The Park Room at JW Marriott Grosvenor House. From £62.50 per person. Available 4 April- 10 May.**

  1. Coronation Afternoon Tea at BiscuiteersAs we mentioned back in March, icing cafe Biscuiteeers is serving up a Coronation Afternoon Tea, with plenty of gold leaf to keep things blingy.

The patisseries section of the menu includes a chocolate and hazelnut choux bun with gold leaf, a yuzu and lemon meringue tart with gold leaf, and a mini Victoria sponge cake... yep, with gold leaf. Finger sandwiches, scones, and a hand-iced biscuit feature here too.

There's also the chance to pair your afternoon tea with a DIY icing experience, and hour-long workshop where you can hand-ice your own biscuits with edible decorations and coloured icings.

Coronation Afternoon Tea at Biscuiteers, Belgravia and Notting Hill. From £45 per person, 0r £65 with a DIY icing experience. Available until 31 May.**

  1. Coronation Afternoon Tea at The Rubens at The PalaceLocated right across the road from Buckingham Palace, The Rubens at The Palace has a permanent Royal Afternoon Tea menu, so it's unsurprising that it's going all out to welcome its new neighbours with a three-month programme of coronation events, including a Coronation Afternoon Tea.

The menu takes inspiration from His Majesty's 'known favourites', and includes a wild mushroom quiche and orchard plum confit. Happily, coronation chicken makes an appearance in the form of a brioche roll, followed by plain, fruit and cheese scones, and sweets including a raspberry and pistachio torte, and 'The Crown', a white chocolate & cherry chocolate brownie.

On Coronation Day itself (6 May), they're serving an extra-special six-course Coronation Afternoon Tea, with everyone attending receiving a commemorative tea tin to take home. If you choose this option, bear in mind that the area around Buckingham Palace — and therefore this venue — will likely be extra-super busy on the day.

Veggie, vegan, gluten-free and Halal options available on request.

Coronation Afternoon Tea at The Rubens at The Palace. From £70 per person/£35 per child (different pricing on 6 May). Available 1 May-1 August.

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Discover some of the many Black statues and memorials around London.

The memorial will be unveiled outside the Museum of London Docklands, which until recently had a statue of a slave owner by the entrance. Image: Ewan Munro via creative commonsA memorial outside the Museum of London at West India Quay will pay tribute to the victims of the transatlantic slave trade, in which London played a key role.

The Mayor of London's office has committed £500,000 towards the memorial, said to be the first of its scale in the UK to honour the victims of the slave trade and their resistance to it.

Said the Mayor's office: "While there are monuments commemorating abolition, and many statues and buildings reflecting the wealth and power the slave trade created, there is little to memorialise the millions of African people who were enslaved and abused as a result — or its impact on generations of Black communities."

The Museum of London Docklands has a free, evolving London, Sugar and Slavery gallery. Image: Museum of LondonThere's little information on what the memorial will be, or who will create it, although we know there will be 'satellite' sites dotted across London, to "help bring the weight of this history and the legacy of the trade throughout the capital, the UK and the world, to life."

The memorial is planned to be unveiled by summer 2026.

In June 2020 — in the wake of the the George Floyd protests — a statue of slave owner Robert Milligan was removed from the front of the Museum of London Docklands, with the museum saying it was "part of the ongoing problematic regime of white-washing history, which disregards the pain of those who are still wrestling with the remnants of the crimes Milligan committed against humanity." The statue is currently being held in storage.

We reported back in 2019 that London could be getting a slavery museum, although plans for this have fallen silent. The Museum of London Docklands has a free, evolving London, Sugar and Slavery gallery, based in the warehouses where spoils of the slave trade were processed.

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Click or tap for larger versionLondon has a long and impressive history of famous mutts, from Nipper the HMV mascot to Pickles the World Cup retriever. But how many of them have statues? Quite a few as it happens.

Use our map to plan a dog-themed wander around the capital — with or without your own four-legged friend.

More of a cat person? See our London cat map.

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The Parthenon Sculptures — or Elgin Marbles — are a true wonder of the world, not to mention batshit crazy. You can see them for free in London at the British Museum (for now, anyway). Here's what you need to know.

The Elgin Marbles: something everyone should see.What are they, exactly? An astonishing collection of ancient Greek marble sculptures and reliefs, which once adorned the (still-standing) Parthenon at the Acropolis in Athens, a flashy temple which once house a colossal golden statue of Athena (lost to time). Now a star attraction at the free-to-visit British Museum.

And what are they called again? The Elgin Marbles. Or the Parthenon Marbles. Or the Parthenon Sculptures. Basically 'Elgin Marbles' relates specifically to what's in the British Museum. 'Parthenon Marbles/Sculptures' relates to the wider collection, scattered worldwide. Except nowadays the British Museum calls its collection the Parthenon Sculptures. Clear as mud?

The friezes depict a procession of Athenians, on their way to pay homage to the gods.The sculptures fall into three categories: friezes, metopes and pediment statues.And Elgin was the artist, right? Er, no. That would be sculptor extraordinaire, Phidias, who was creative director, or whatever the job title was back in 447BC.

So who was this Elgin fella then? Lord Elgin — British Ambassador to the Ottoman Empire — came to Athens at the start of the 19th century, took an interest in the marble artworks, and began slipping bits of it in his Ryanair hand luggage, or something to that effect. The sculptures first went on show in London in 1807, and in 1832, came to the British Museum, where they've been ever since.

The British Museum is the home of the Elgin Marbles... for now.There's plenty to distract you on your way to the Elgin Marbles.*Oh yeah, isn't there a whole 'thing'?* To put it mildly. The British Museum/Government say it's incontrovertible that Elgin had written permission to take what he took. Greece says the sculptures were stolen, that the British Museum doesn't know how to look after them properly, and demands them back. The British Museum says that a loan to Greece is possible, but a request has never been made. Arguments have been rumbling on for decades, with stories in the news every other week.

Where can I find these marbles/sculptures you speak of? Until Greece gets its way, Room 18 of the British Museum. First left after passing through the main entrance, then weave your way through various fascinating objects from the ancient world/school parties from the modern world.

The Elgin Marbles have been in this particular room since the 1960s.The friezes might be battered, but the detail is still something else.What are the sculptures about? The frieze — which, at 75 metres long, fills the lion's share of the room, and forms part of a section once wrapped around the Parthenon — depict a procession of Athenians on their way to pay homage to the gods. There are be-tuniced horse riders, chariots, branch and water jug bearers, musicians — plus a gaggle of gods lapping up the attention. The devil's in the detail, as heifers get nervy that they're about to be sacrificed (which they are), and various people turning to see what's going on behind them.

OK, but it's all in good taste, right? If you consider rippling torsos, miracle working, duelling gods, kidnap and wedding punch-ups with Greeks being kneed in the balls by pissed-up centaurs all rather quaint, then yes, I suppose it is.

Ouch, I felt that.Standard wedding punch-up. *Sorry, for a moment there, I thought you said something about 'pissed-up centaurs'?* At either end of the room are 15 of the original 92 metopes (a secondary frieze), depicting the wedding of Pirithous, king of the Lapiths. In all good faith the Lapiths have invited along a load of centaurs to their do, only for the guests to partake in too much wedding wine, prompting them to start stealing the womenfolk. A manic punch-up has ensued, the captions reading like a storyboard from a Marvel comic.

Example please? "The Centaur tramples a falling Lapith. He grips his victim by the hair as he prepares to strike. The Lapith has once last hope — a stone that he is taking up from the ground."

One seriously knackered horse.Top tip: you can get around the back of the pediment statues too.Nice, I love a bit of drama! Good, well there are also 21 sculptures from the temple's east and west pediments, featuring naked gods, knackered horses and the like. All rather smashed up. The sculptures themselves are imbued with centuries of drama; in its time the Parthenon has weathered numerous earthquakes, and flitted from temple to church to mosque to fortification. And it was while being used as a fortification in 1687 by the Turks, that the Parthenon was blown up — 300 killed. Bizarre to think that some of these huge shards of art have been the death of people.

So it's not in mint condition then? I mean, half of it's still in Greece, so no. Missing noggins, limbs and penises everywhere. But imho the Parthenon Sculptures are made all the more intriguing because of what's missing — and the general sense of utter chaos.

The Parthenon Sculptures are made all the more intriguing because of what's missing.One more picture of a centaur being duffed up for the road.Ballpark, how long's this going to take me? Even to skim the surface of this remarkable collection, you'll want to give yourself an hour. But, what with the two smaller rooms — one featuring plaster casts you can get your sticky mitts all over — you might want more. Some people spend half a day in here, studying, drawing and — if our noses didn't deceive us — staring in stoned wonder. No recreational drugs required though — this place is trippy enough. If you're lucky enough to be a Londoner, you'll want to come back again and again.

Where do I go from here? You could explore the rest of the British Museum, or you might want to go and seek out the rest of the at the Parthenon Sculptures at the Acropolis Museum in Greece. Oh, or seek out the, er, tastefully done? reproduction of the Athena statue in Nashville. Most likely though, you'll just want to nip across the road and take stock of it all, with a pint at the Museum Tavern.

TL;DR: Stunning free collection of highly contentious, very violent ancient Greek sculptures in the British Museum, which'll blow your tiny mind and prompt you to seek out a beer.

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"I like big buttresses and I cannot lie..."A short section of footpath has opened along the Thames, finally consolidating the riverside walk.

It's fair to say that the North Bank of the Thames seldom sees the crowds of the South Bank. There are many reasons for that, but a small share of the blame must lie with the idiosyncratic footpath, which forces walkers up beside the awful Thames Street just east of Millennium Bridge.

No longer. A recent development in the Queenhithe area has opened up a section of Thames-side path that's been out of reach for over 20 years. We're talking about the bit shown below, perhaps best known for the Samuel Pepys pub.

It might not be obvious, but there's a Thames-side walkway through those buildings.You can now walk along this stretch, ambling under those white columns and behind the facade of that seven-storey warehouse building (Globe View apartments).

It's a scheme that's been many years in the making, with various planning and funding complications that needed unpicking. Finally, though, an enrobement of City dignitaries gathered at noon on 22 March 2023 to cut the ribbon.

Brian Mooney, who represents Queenhithe Ward, cuts the ribbon on this new walkway.One can now walk from the Houses of Parliament to well beyond Tower Bridge without once leaving the river's side (well, except to duck under bridges).

The new walkway passes beneath an old warehouse building and is entirely covered. Architects Rivington Street Studio have done a handsome job of rescoping old brickwork and opening up this formerly private space. In the process, they uncovered an old cast iron supporting column that had long been concealed. To continue a recent City trend, it's been painted the same colour as Blackfriars Bridge and Holborn Viaduct, both newly redecorated.

The other highlight is the favourably positioned rectangular opening, which perfectly frames the Shard. Expect to see it on a million Instagram feeds (including mine) soon.

Everyone's a winner, but especially the once-cul-de-sac'd Samuel Pepys pub. It finally has some passing trade.

Overall, a sterling job. Though we did notice that some of the signs are going to need an overhaul. There's nothing at the Queenhithe end to point people in the right direction (the passage beside a hotel looks intimidatingly private). And then there's this:

Someone needs to take a red pen to the word "No" and change it to "Excellent".The North Bank through the City will always be the path less trodden, when compared to its southerly sibling. But now that it is finally connected-up, perhaps more people will pass through and enjoy the rich architectural medley that a walk in these parts affords.

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Go underground and overground on one of London's most characterful shortcuts.

Have you ever strolled along the elevated walkway beside Charing Cross station? It's not only a quiet, convenient shortcut to the South Bank, but also a walk through architectural history.

The walkway also forms part of a route that makes it possible to get from the National Gallery to the Royal Festival Hall without crossing a road. Not that there's any great purpose or timesaving in doing this — but it's a neat and quirky thing to have up your sleeve when showing impressionable people round town.

Start in Trafalgar Square and head down into the tube subway in the south-eastern corner. Follow the signs round to Charing Cross station. Sadly, you can no longer do this without going through ticket barriers — which is fine if you're on a travelcard or are going to be reaching your Oyster cap, but best avoid this bit if not.

Once in Charing Cross station head to the far left of the platforms. Here, you'll see a small aperture into a seating area, with its own Benugo concession. Follow the sign that says "Waterloo and South Bank" and off you go along the elevated walkway.

You're walking along the eastern flank of Sir Terry Farrell's Embankment Place. It's a classic example of the postmodern style of architecture, with playful use of shapes and colours. Look out for the great circular windows, like the one shown above and this unique Pomo clock.

The walkway offers absorbing views down onto Villiers Street and out across Embankment Gardens. Frankly, it's the only way to walk past Gordon's Wine Bar without being sucked in.

As we approach Embankment station, the walkway skews to the right, taking us into a much older part of the building. The brick tunnel is presumably part of the original Charing Cross station, built in 1864. Its sloping sides are there to deter acts of urination — London's longest wazzbaffles!

This short but atmospheric passage debouches onto a final section of partly-covered walkway. This bit gives the best views of Embankment station — one of the few tube buildings you can see from above (from public space).

The fence separating the walkway from Charing Cross's platforms currently carries a small photographic exhibition. Look out too for a modest collection of padlock mementoes in this most unlikely of spots, up against a rail terminus.

From here, the path leads out onto the eastern-most Golden Jubilee Bridge. I'm old enough to remember the nasty red walkway that once spanned the Thames here. This dirty, narrow footway is mourned by nobody, having been replaced by a much wider, eye-catching structure.

Follow the Golden Jubilee Bridge across the Thames to the South Bank. Congratulations, you've just walked one of central London's longest routes that doesn't cross a road. You can extend it for many, many miles now by following the Thames Path to the east, but that's another story.

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All weekendTake a special tour of the Horniman Museum Gardens on Saturday. Photo: Matt BrownAFTER IMPRESSIONISM: The period between 1880 and the outbreak of the first world war in 1914 is the focus of the National Gallery's new exhibition, After Impressionism: Inventing Modern Art, which opens on Saturday. Find out about the influence that Paul Cézanne, Vincent van Gogh and Paul Gauguin had on younger generations of artists, resulting in a new genre of modern art. From 25 March

ENFIELD ART EXHIBITION: Enfield's newly-refurbished Dugdale Arts Centre hosts the first annual Enfield Community Art Exhibition, which aims to showcase local talent and promote diversity and inclusivity in the art world. FREE, 25-28 March

AUSTRIAN FILMS: The Austrian film festival WatchAUT is on at South Kensington's Cine Lumiere. It's a celebration of the best new films to come out of the country covering everything from space missions to how to deal with the issue of manmade rubbish. This weekend, I Am the Tigress follows the journey of Tischa "The Tigress" Thomas during the last year of her career as an African American female bodybuilder, and Rubikon is about a group of astronauts weighing up the risks of returning to Earth. Until 26 March

TEENAGE CANCER TRUST GIGS: This year's series of gigs in aid of the Teenage Cancer Trust at the Royal Albert Hall come to a close this weekend. At time of writing, a handful of tickets are still available to see Kasabian on Saturday night, and more for Roger Daltrey and friends on Sunday. Until 26 March

LITERARY FOOTPRINTS: A reminder that Literary Footprints walking tour festival is still ongoing. Organised by the excellent Footprints of London, it's a programme of walking and virtual tours with a bookish slant — events this weekend include a tour around James Bond author Ian Fleming's Mayfair, and a walk focusing on books sets on the River Thames. Until 31 March

AFRICA FASHION: There's less that a month left to see Africa Fashion at the V&A. See outfits by 45 designers from 20+ countries, plus photographs and artworks, which combine the rich history of the African continent and the Western influences that have been co-opted by African designers. Until 16 April

CHINESE AND BRITISH: Also closing next month is Chinese and British, a free display at the British Library focusing on the culture of British Chinese communities. Photographs, manuscripts and interviews come together to tell the stories of people within these communities, from merchant seamen to the business owners who set up Europe's first Chinatowns. FREE, until 23 April

Saturday 25 MarchIt's a day of art and magic at Conway HallCALLIGRAPHY WORKSHOP: Get to grips with the basics of calligraphy at this beginners pointed nib workshop at Forty Hall in Enfield. Through a series of exercises under expert guidance, learn how to create different letters of the alphabet and join them up using specific techniques and equipment. 10am-12.30pm

BLOOD & BATTLE: Today's the final day of the Old Royal Naval College's current exhibition, Blood & Battle: Dissecting the Life of William Beatty. Find out about 19th century naval surgeon and physician Sir William Beatty, who took up his post as Physician to the Royal Hospital for Seamen in Greenwich 200 years ago. The exhibition includes a replica of Nelson’s life mask, Beatty's own medical chest and 18th and 19th century surgical instruments. Age 10+. 10am-5pm

WAR WALKING TOUR: Chelsea's National Army Museum offers a guided walking tour around the local area, focusing on different ways the first world war is remembered and commemorated. It's led by London Blue Badge Guide Ruth Polling, starts at the museum, and ends near Victoria station. 11am-1pm

THE HAUNTED GALLERY: Conway Hall is the venue for a day of talks and discussions on artists and magic in art. Hear from archivist Victoria Jenkins about the occult collection of artworks, letters, objects, and ephemera in the Tate Archive, and Vivienne Roberts, curator and archivist at The College of Psychic Studies, about its collection of spirit-inspired art, photographs, and artefacts from 1850 to the present day. Several other speakers will be there too. 11am-5pm

GARDENS WALK: As part of National Lottery Open Week, Horniman Museum offers a guided walk around the gardens, led by Errol Fernandes, the Horniman's Head of Horticulture. It's free, you just need to show a ticket from a recent National Lottery game to join. FREE, 12pm-1.30pm

MEADFEST: Peckham-based Meadery Gosnells of London hosts what is apparently Britain's first Meadfest — think a traditional beer festival, but focused on the fermented honey drink. Head to Gosnells' new taproom in Surrey Quays to sample your choice of five meads, included in your ticket. 1pm-10.30pm

Earth Hour starts at 8.30pm. Image: U.K. Prime Minister under an Open Government LicenceTHE EFFECT: Part psychological thriller, part chemical romance, it's the final day to catch play The Effect at St Bride Foundation. It's about two young volunteers who agree to take part in a clinical drug trial, but manage to throw it off-course when they succumb to the attraction between them. 2.30pm/7.30pm

FULHAM SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Birtwistle's Night's Black Bird and Mahler's Symphony No. 10 are on the programme as Fulham Symphony Orchestra performs at St John's Smith Square. The latter was the composer's final masterpiece and remained unfinished at his death, but was completed by musicologist Deryck Cooke. 7.30pm

EARTH HOUR: For one hour on Saturday evening, London's switching the lights off for WWF's Earth Hour, raising awareness of the effects of global warming. Individual businesses and households are encouraged to take part by turning off the lights, but several of the capital's major landmarks will be plunged into darkness too. FREE, 8.30pm

GUILTY FEMINIST: Tonight is one of the evenings to catch a live show of popular podcast The Guilty Feminist at Soho Theatre. Deborah Frances-White is joined by musician Grace Petrie as co-host, and writer Molly Naylor as special guest. 9.30pm

Sunday 26 MarchIt's Boat Race day! Image: aleCLOCKS CHANGE: Just a reminder that the clocks go forward at 1am in the early hours of Sunday. The bad news: we lose an hour. The good news: it's a sign that the days will start to get longer, and Summer is on the way.

WHERE'S WALLY: Though it's previously taken place in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park (and virtually), this year's Where's Wally Fun Run is at Battersea Park. Don your best Where's Wally stripes, choose whether to run 1km, 5km or 10km — and get sponsored in aid of The National Literacy Trust. Alternatively, head down to Battersea Park to cheer the runners on. 9am

PALACE HALF: If ever a half marathon route was fit for a king/queen, it's the Palace Half. Start your run at the gates of Hampton Court Palace and take in the local area — including crossing the Thames twice, before finishing in the palace gardens. Plenty of charities are still looking for runners to take part on their behalf. 9am

MILITARY VEHICLE DAY: Today is the monthly Sunday opening of Whitewebbs Transport Museum in Enfield. It coincides with a pre-war car and military vehicle day in the museum's grounds, giving you even more vehicles to ogle. Read about our previous visit to the museum for an idea of what to expect. 10am-4pm

ANTIQUES FAIR: In the mood for a bargain? Head to the Royal Horticultural Halls in Westminster for the Adams Antiques Fair, which brings together over 120 dealers from across the UK, selling jewellery, decorative pieces, collectables and more. 10am-4.30pm

OLIVER TWIST: The Charles Dickens Museum offers a guided walking tour of the London locations which inspired the author when he was writing Oliver Twist. Meet at the museum and wander through the City, finishing up at the Old Bailey. Age 12+. 11am

Whitewebbs is open todayWEATHERING WITH YOU: Calling all anime film fanatics! Here's a rare chance to see Makoto Shinkai's fantastical climate crisis fable, Weathering With You, on the UK's biggest screen. Joining cinemagoers at BFI IMAX will be Michael Leader and Jake Cunningham — hosts of the Ghibliotheque podcast — who'll stick around for a post-film book signing. 11.45am (sponsor)

BOAT RACE: Pimm's and gilets at the ready! The men's and women's rowing teams from Oxford and Cambridge universities go head-to-head on the River Thames in the annual Oxford Vs Cambridge Boat Race today. Head down to the riverside between Putney and Mortlake early to secure a prime position. FREE, women's race 4pm, men's race 5pm

WOMEN TALKING: The weekly film club at the Charlotte Street Hotel in Fitzrovia continues with a screening of 2022 film Women Talking. Starring Rooney Mara, it's the true story of a group of women in an isolated religious community revealing secrets about the group's men. 5pm

POETRY LONDON: Magazine Poetry London launches its spring 2023 issue with a special event at Southbank Centre. Poets Imtiaz Dharker, John Challis (not the late actor...), Karen Solie and Qudsia Akhtar all give live readings of their work. Age 16+. 7.15pm

ELIZABETH DAY: Author and podcast host Elizabeth Day is at Southbank Centre to celebrate the publication of her new book, Friendaholic: Confessions of a Friendship Addict. She chats to close friend (and Fleabag creator) Phoebe Waller-Bridge about how the pandemic forced her to reassess what friendship means. 8pm

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

The Houses of Parliament during a previous Earth Hour. Photo: Magnus D1. Get a ticket for National Lottery Open WeekThis week is National Lottery Open Week, when venues all over the UK — including plenty in London — offer free or reduced price tickets. All you need to do to claim a special offer is present a National Lottery ticket or scratchcard (digital or physical).

How about free entry to the Heath Robinson Museum, or a free walk around the Horniman Museum Gardens led by Head of Horticulture Errol Fernandes on Saturday? You can also get entry for nowt to certain National Trust properties all week, as well as the Charles Dickens Museum. Browse the full programme and get booking.

Until 26 March.

  1. Swot up on Korean cultureThe V&A's free lunchtime lecture ties in with current exhibition, Hallyu! The Korean Wave. Hear from Rosalie Kim, Lead Curator of Hallyu! The Korean Wave, about how Korea evolved from a war-torn country to a global leading trendsetter, with a meteoric rise of popular culture from South Korea globally.

Free, 23 March.

Hallyu! The Korean Wave at the V&A Ⓒ Victoria and Albert Museum, London3. Admire some River Lea photographyCody Dock on the River Lea near Poplar hosts the private view of a new photography exhibition, showcasing the winning images from the annual photography exhibition. See the 12 top entries on display in an outdoor gallery and meet the photographers at the event on Thursday evening.

Free, 23 March.

Cody Dock also has two free events on Sunday this week; a celebration of spring, and a riverside clean up.

  1. Stay late at TateTate Britain stays open late on Friday night, for an evening of events curated by Black Blossoms. The arts organisation aims to support and highlight Black artists, and to decolonise and disrupt euro-centric arts education.

At the Pimlico gallery tonight, the theme is 'Flourish', with performances, installations, talks, and workshops taking place throughout the evening.

Free, 24 March.

  1. Friday lates at the National GalleryTate Britain isn't the only venue staying up late this Friday night. The National Gallery is open until 9pm every Friday and entry is free — but certain Friday nights have special events going on, and this is one of them.

Take part in a free life drawing class by the 2b Or Not 2b Collective, or listen to new music compositions by students from the Guildhall School of Music & Drama, inspired by paintings by Turner, Constable and Gainsborough. Plus, poet and performer SJ Fowler reads poems about chosen paintings in the collection, offering alternative interpretations of their meaning, history and standing.

Free, 24 March.

  1. Take a BSL tourExpert guide Edward Richards offers a British Sign Language (BSL) tour of the National Army Museum in Chelsea. Specifically, it's a tour of the current exhibition, Foe to Friend, examining the relationship between the people of Germany and the British Army after the second world war.

Free, 25 March.

  1. Switch off the lights for Earth HourIt's that time of year again, when lights go out across the world for 60 minutes. Earth Hour is an initiative by conservation charity WWF, to raise awareness of environmental issues and encourage us to do something about them. Various London landmarks switch their lights off for the occasion, and the campaign is going even further this year — read more about Earth Hour 2023.

Free, 25 March.

  1. Cheer on the rowers at the Oxford vs. Cambridge Boat RacesImage: ShutterstockOne of the biggest rowing events of the calendar takes place on the Thames in west London on Sunday — and it's free to watch. The Oxford vs Cambridge Boat Races have a history dating back to 1829, and since 2015, two races take place each year on the same day; the men's and women's.

The course runs between Putney and Mortlake, with people crowding the river bank on both sides to get a view of the action. Read our guide to the 2023 Boat Races for everything you need to know.

Free, 26 March.

  1. Check out Wembley Park's new outdoor exhibitionFiona Grady's Sun-Kissed installation forms part of Wembley Park's new outdoor exhibition.An all-female lineup of artists have taken over Wembley Park, for free al fresco exhibition, Equilibrium. Discover Acrylicize's hypnotic makeover of the Spanish Steps; Fiona Grady's piece, Sun-Kissed (which uses original K2 phone boxes); and Lucy Hardcastle's Jelly Experiments Series — featuring experimental digital films, inspired by suspended realities and physical illusions. It's a chance to see the permanent artworks installed here too.

Free, until 25 June

  1. Change your clocks!Though not the most thrilling of tasks (unless you're a keen horologist), remember to put your clocks forward an hour at 1am on Sunday 26 March, otherwise you'll be an hour late early late wrong for your plans on Sunday and going forward.

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Boston is home to the youth — colleges and universities dominate its population.Picture yourself with 48 hours to explore Boston, a city brimming with American history, world-famous sports teams, and delicious dishes, including our famous cannoli.

Don't know how to maximize your time in Beantown? I'm a Boston University student who knows the city well — so allow me to be your guide.

Getting to BostonDirect flights to Boston depart regularly from Heathrow and Gatwick, although it may be that you're visiting as part of a longer East Coast trip. From New York, you can get a Greyhound bus to Boston in around 4 hours 20 (that's assuming it runs on time, which they often don't). Train might be a more comfortable experience, but usually takes marginally longer, and involves changing.

Boston need to knowSome information to lessen your culture shock.

Boston is one of the oldest cities in the US, as this image does not particularly demonstrate. Image: iStock/DenisTangneyJr The basics: Boston is the largest and most culturally important city in Massachusetts and the wider New England region, with a population of around 4.8 million in its urban area. It's one of the oldest cities in America, founded in 1630 by Puritan settlers from Boston, England (hence the name). The city stands on the Charles River, which separates Boston from Cambridge (a city in its own right, though considered part of Greater Boston). The region is served by Logan International Airport. * Accommodation: You're spoiled for choice. Many of the chain hotels — like the Hilton Boston Downtown/Faneuil Hall, Hyatt Regency Boston, to the upscale Revere Hotel Boston Common — are located in Boston's downtown, so it's all just a step outside your hotel lobby. My personal recommendation is Hotel Revolution, a modern-chic stay, good for those on a budget travelling with friends. It's sort of like a glamorous hostel. Or go down the Airbnb route, in neighbouring towns like Brookline and Cambridge, for a more homey stay. * Transportation: Boston is small compared to London. We have one train, much like the tube, which we call the T. There's no contactless payment, so you must go to any underground station to purchase a paper ticket. You can get a one-way or round-trip ticket., or purchase from a variety of passes by day, week, or month. Just be aware that in Boston you only need to tap once upon entry, not on your way out. (For more, check out London Underground Vs Boston's MBTA.) * Walking: Whatever rumours you've heard about Bostonians are true. We are similar to New Yorkers in our militant walking manner and speed — so watch out during commuter hours, or please pick a lane and commit to it. * Colleges and Universities:* Boston is home to the youth — colleges and universities dominate its population. No. 1 is Boston University; obviously, with other names like Boston College (utterly different from BU), Harvard and MIT (in Cambridge), Northeastern, Suffolk, Emerson. I could go on. So be warned that along with longtime Bostonians, there are 18-24-year-olds everywhere. I think we bring life to the place!

Day 1Coffee & bagels in BostonNew England bagels are a big thing in America, and the best you'll get in Boston is from Pavement Coffeehouse.Dunkin' DonutsStart your day off with a cup of coffee; it won't be hard to pick a spot with Boston's 85 Dunkin' Donuts locations. America does indeed run on Dunkin', and Boston more than most cities. The first Dunkin' shop opened in Quincy, Massachusetts (a southern suburb of Boston) in 1948. In the same way London is home to a million Prets, we have Dunkin' Donuts. This TikTok sums up what you’ll see.

Pavement CafeNew England bagels are a big thing in America, and the best you'll get in Boston is from Pavement Coffeehouse. Paired with your coffee, you can order a customisable bagel with toppings including bacon, tempeh, and even vegan egg. A must-try.

Tatte Cafe & BakeryTatte is a more upscale cafe, and worth the line for the delicious and fresh soups, sandwiches, pastries, and coffee. It was first opened in 2007 by Tzurit Or, selling her creations at the Copley Square farmers market in Boston. It is almost always packed on the weekends, but don't fret; there's a Tatte in every neighbourhood of Boston.

Sports in BostonFenway Park, the oldest stadium in Major League Baseball.BaseballThe Fenway-Kenmore area is home to baseball's iconic Fenway Park, the oldest stadium in Major League Baseball, drawing huge crowds for Red Sox games every season. In the area surrounding the Green Monster you'll find many restaurants and sports bars, which buzz even when no games are being played. It's worth a walk down, and if not in the season, check if there's a concert or a tour of the field. If it is baseball season, my tip for last-minute tickets is to head to Boston-based Ace Ticket.

HockeyTD Garden in the North End is home to the Boston Celtics basketball and Bruins hockey teams. Something will be happening there on any given day. It hosts over 3.5 million people yearly at its concerts, sporting events and ice shows. I go for the Beanpot each February, where Boston University, Boston College, Northeastern, and Harvard face off in a two-game Hockey tournament (pretending we didn't lose this past year). It's the most intense game; socially speaking, it's mandatory attendance. But, no matter the event, it's worth seeing pretty much anything that happens on TD's ice. Get some canned beer, ice cream, and pretzels from the concession stands inside.

TD Garden hosts over 3.5 million people yearly at its concerts, ice shows, and the Boston Celtics and Bruins.Museums in Boston(They aren't free entry... sorry.)

The Museum of Fine ArtsBy the Back Bay Fens (a tiny park often called The Fens) is The Museum of Fine Arts — the 20th-largest art museum in the world. It's got 8,161 paintings and more than 450,000 works of art. Great for a rainy day and a glimpse of the surrounding area. But maybe the best part? The giant baby heads outside the back of the gallery.

Isabella Stewart Gardner MuseumOnly a short walk over is the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, which houses European, Asian, and American art including paintings, sculptures, tapestries, and decorative arts. The building is a palace once owned by Isabella Stewart Gardner, a leading American art collector, who created the Museum in 1899.

In 1990, thieves stole 13 items from the collection, which have never been recovered. The curators decided to leave the empty frames in place, in memory of the lost works — a work of art in itself.

The building is a palace once owned by Isabella Stewart Gardner, a leading American art collector who created the Museum in 1899.Day 2 ParksYou must visit Boston Commons.Boston Commons & Public GardensThe must-go-to park in Boston is the Boston Commons, the oldest city park in the US. It's much like New York's Central Park, but arguably more charming. I especially adore the cute centre pond, and how it bleeds into the Public Garden, known for its perfectly manicured, domed flower bushes. There's plenty of opportunity to buy Boston merch here, and see the skyline come to life as you walk further down its 50 acres of land, bounded by Tremont Street, Park Street, Beacon Street, Charles Street, and Boylston Street.

EsplanadeThe Esplanade is a fantastic walking path along the Charles River, which begins near the Museum of Science and the Boston University (BU) Bridge. Along the way, there are plenty of pockets of green, and good city views. If you walk the whole thing, it's about 4.8 km. Along the way you can peel off from its series of eight pedestrian overpasses.

More activities in BostonThe Esplanade.ShoppingShopping is BIG in Boston. You can't escape it when walking around Newbury Street. The area is known for its 19th-century brownstones, which foster tons of retail and eateries, making it one of the most expensive streets in the world. There are plenty of boutiques such as consignment store Revolve and hip fashion store Riccardi, with chains like Zara, Vince, and Lily Pulitzer. In the warmer months, they shut down Newbury on Sundays and you'll find more pop-up shops selling accessories and merchandise.

Newbury street is known for its 19th-century brownstones.Head to Cambridge on the Red Line TFor an outstanding view of Boston's skyline — and to explore the other side of the Charles — you can take the Red Line T train heading towards Cambridge as it travels along the Longfellow Bridge. On either side, you can see the city's east and west ends for a few minutes before heading underground. It's even better at night with the town all lit up. Then you're in Cambridge — which would be a whole other article of things to do.

For a unique and outstanding view of Boston's skyline, cross one of the city's bridges.Take pictures at Acorn StreetFor a more grounded activity, and to find some quiet in Boston's downtown, head to Acorn Street, which is hidden in Beacon Hill's charming brick brownstone buildings. The area is made up of historic structures dating back to the late 1700s and early 1800s, but this cute little street is the most picturesque place, especially during the fall season, with the spooky decorations and pumpkins.

Residential street hidden in Beacon Hill's charming brick brownstone buildings, named Acorn Street.Take a walking tourBoston is swimming in history. Many walking tours will show you around Boston, but the Freedom Trail walking tour will satisfy your curiosity if you're a history buff. The 2.5-mile-long path can take you to 16 locations, starting in the Boston Common, through the North End to the Bunker Hill Monument in Charlestown.

New England AquariumThis is the perfect rainy day activity (Boston gets many). The aquarium, located in the aptly-named Seaport, houses a 12-meter-wide cylindrical ocean tank, home to hundreds of Caribbean reef animals, including sea turtles, eels and fishes. When you reach the top, you can watch all the sea life rise to join you for feeding time. Elsewhere on site, you can see seals, sea lions and, when you first walk in, the oh-so-close-to-touch penguins hanging out in their open exhibit.

Ice skating (winter) in the Boston Commons or Time Out Market Fenway My absolute favourite activity is ice skating. I'm not alone. It's a big Boston thing, even if most of us fall over a lot. In Fenway, Time Out Market turns its grass field into an ice rink (the Rink at 401 Park Drive) with rentable skates and blue plastic whales, intended for kids to sit on and be pushed. However, it seems socially acceptable for grown-ups to play about with the whales too. After falling a few times, you're just a few steps from the Time Out Market for grub or Trillium bar for a drink. Alternatively, check out the rink at the Boston Commons. This is more expensive, but worth it for the stunning backdrop of Boston's downtown.

Kayaking on the Charles (summer) During the warmer months, the Charles River comes alive, and if you don't happen to have access to a luxury sailboat, kayaking is another popular pastime. You can also learn to sail, canoe, or paddleboard down the river, adjacent to the Esplanade walking path. You'll get a different view of historic Back Bay, Beacon Hill, and the overarching bridges.

In the summer, go kayaking in the Charles. Enjoy a rooftop barBoston has a beautiful skyline... and one that's best enjoyed with a drink! There are plenty of rooftop bars in Boston, but one of the best is Contessa, a part of the Newbury hotel. This low-ceiling indoor/outdoor bar looks out over the north of Boston and the Boston Commons. Close by, the Rooftop @ Revere does the trick, with plenty of lounge space, good cocktails and 360-degree views. Lookout Rooftop and Bar, part of the Envoy Hotel, is located in the Seaport area with stunning views of high-rises and the harbour. This one's my favourite, as it has plastic globes available to rent, so you can enjoy the scenery and stay warm.

Eating in BostonYou're spoiled for choice in Boston, so here comes a rapid fire list of restaurants in the best areas of the city...

Enjoy the Time Out Market food hall.Fenway-Kenmore Yard House: Sports bar with a vast menu of American food and draft beers. Always lots of action, with TVs playing whatever sports hysteria is on. * Sweet Cheeks Q: SuperbSouthern food served on BBQ trays. * Time Out Fenway/Trillium:* Pizza, burgers, Udon noodles, BBQ sandwiches, doughnuts, and gelato are just a few of the foods you'll find in this cavernous hall. PLUS its outdoor-indoor Trillium bar is only a few steps away.

Downtown/Boylston Street * Yamato 2: Top-notch sushi, with an all-you-can-eat deal. * The Bepop: Restaurant with frequent live jazz music, an Irish pub menu, and weekly trivia nights. * Prudential Center: A massive mall with shopping, but my favourite Italian restaurant is Eataly. Just like its London sibling in Bishopsgate, the Boston version combines a sit-down restaurant with a fresh food market. Tucked away upstairs is Terra (imagine London's Sky Garden, but smaller), with beautiful greenery above its seating area, known for its herb-infused cocktails, beer and wine.

Back Bay/Newbury Street Greco: Great-tasting Greek food, specialising ingyros with your choice of fillings and sauces. * Trident Cafe: Half cafe, half bookstore, the perfect place to stop for a meal after walking along Newbury Street's shopping frenzy. You can pretty much spend half a day there, caught up in the books and trinkets stalls. * Crazy Good Kitchen:* Known for its multi-stacked burgers, impossible to bite down on, and insanely sweet, candy-decorated milkshakes. It's easy to over-do things!

North End Trattoria Il Panino: The whole area of the North End feels like a Little Italy, but this is the best restaurant I've eaten from. It dishes up traditional Italian food, and is known for homemade pasta served in the saucepan it was cooked in. Intimate seating upstairs and downstairs; you really do get a taste of Italy. * Mike's Pastries: The most popular cannoli place in Boston; always has a massive line out the door on the weekends. Try different flavoured cannolis like pumpkin spice, Oreo, chocolate chip, etc. My pro tip is ordering online with GrubHub to beat the wait in line. * Regina's Pizzeria:* Boston's most famous, oldest pizza place. People love its thin-crust, brick-oven pizzas in a no-frills setting.

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Celebrating the London structures that are just for show.

Encyclopaedia Britannica defines a folly as "a costly, generally nonfunctional building that was erected to enhance a natural landscape". They're typically found in the gardens of stately homes — towers and grottos built simply as talking points, because the land-owner had more cash than they knew what to do with.

London has its follies, particularly if you interpret the word in its broader sense, to include ornamental towers that do have a function, even if it's just as a viewing platform. Here are 13...

  1. Severndroog CastleA trip to Severndroog in south-east London is one of London's great romantic adventures. The castellated tower stands high on Shooter's Hill, whose anciently wooded slopes make for a memorable approach. The Grade II-listed tower was built in 1784 as a memorial to Sir William James, who smited the island fortress of Suvarnadurg in India. For a folly, it's come in rather useful over the years. The tower has been adapted for testing lighthouse equipment, as a wartime lookout, and as a navigation point for aircraft from Biggin Hill. It also makes for a very special viewing platform, and can be visited on regular open weekends.

  2. The Great Pagoda, Kew London's most famous folly was built in 1762 by William Chambers. The 10-storey pagoda in Kew Gardens was the culmination of a spate of folly-building in the area, whims of the royal family who were shacked up in Kew Palace. Most have now vanished, but you can also see Chambers's "ruined arch" within the gardens. Like Severndroog, this is another tower you can climb. The views, from around the same height as Nelson's Column, are spectacular.

  3. Pope's GrottoFollies are not always lofty structures. Another popular species was the grotto — a kind of artificial or ornamental cave, built into a landscape. London's most celebrated — and largest — is surely Pope's Grotto near Twickenham. The synthetic cavern was hewn for the pleasure of poet Alexander Pope, whose mansion once stood on the site. The grotto was recently restored and is occasionally open to visitors.

  4. Fine French folliesEver spotted these two shell-covered huts to the north of Victoria station in Grosvenor Gardens? They were designed by a French architect, stand near the statue of (French) General Fock, and were installed in 1952 to celebrate Anglo-French friendship. The relationship is further strengthened by the patina of shells, which were scavenged from English and French beaches. The huts are used for storage of garden tools, so are arguably too useful to be classed as follies. But shells are a traditional decoration for grottos, and the huts look so charmingly out-of-place, that we've included them here.

  5. Caledonian Park TowerThis one's also a bit of a cheat. The Caledonian clock tower was built with purpose. It kept time for the sprawling Caledonian livestock market that was once the most notable feature of the Cally Road area. So, to call it a functionless folly is... folly of another kind. That said, it is way more elaborate and decorative than a commercial timepiece needs to be, and since the market closed in the 1960s it has lost most of its audience. Of course, the best thing about the Cally clock tower is that you can climb up to the viewing platform for free if you book onto one of these tours.

  6. Watkin's FollyThe story of how Wembley almost got its own Eiffel-style tower has been told so many times that we won't repeat it here. Suffice it to say that the structure only ever got as high as the premier étage before running out of money. The hubristic folly was named after Edward Watkin, the industrialist who sponsored its construction around the same time he was extending the Metropolitan line. Wembley stadium now stands on the site.

  7. Tooke's FollyThe first thing you need to know about Pinner solicitor Arthur Tooke is that he was married to the uniquely named Nymphe Prudente Tooke. The second is that he built this eccentric farm building on Pinner Hill. Tooke's Folly, as it's known, served no practical purpose, but seems to have once housed a set of five Russian bells (long vanished) purchased from the Great Exhibition of 1851.

  8. Barking folly wallRuins of an old brewery or the last fragment of a spent church? Neither. This dilapidated wall is pure folly, and a modern one at that. The wall was constructed by apprentice bricklayers in 2007 to resemble an old, ruined building. It reuses local bricks and architectural salvage to form a structure with no purpose other than to make you think.

  9. Crocker's FollyThis grand public house and restaurant — now a branch of Maroush — beside the canal in Maida Vale has long been known as Crocker's Folly. According to legend, Frank Crocker had the pub (then called The Crown) built on a lavish scale because he thought the terminus of the Grand Central Railway was about to take shape next door. When it was instead built half a mile away as Marylebone station, Crocker couldn't fill the place, went broke, and committed suicide by jumping from an upper window. The story is largely myth. There is no evidence to suggest that Crocker built his joint to service the railway terminus, and he certainly didn't commit suicide. However, his successor as landlord — Mr Charles Durden — did jump from the upper floor, and died on the way to hospital. The coroner's report recorded that he "killed himself while of unsound mind", probably caused by debt worry.

  10. The Greenwich folly/folliesLondon's newest folly stands near the cable car on Greenwich Peninsula. Called '33', this wooden homage to a terrace house was constructed by Studio Weave in 2018. You can theoretically climb to the top to enjoy passable views of the surrounding developments, but it's always been locked up when we've passed by. Arguably, Greenwich is home to many other modern follies. The Tide, an expensive elevated walkway that runs from central North Greenwich to the riverside, might qualify, given that it serves no practical purpose that a regular pathway wouldn't accomplish. Then there's that upturned pylon nearby, actually a work of art by Alex Chinneck. The O2 dome and cable car have also been called white elephants in their time, although the dome is now very successful, and the dangleway is occasionally useful, to some of the people, some of the time.

  11. The Marble Arch MoundIt was 2021, and London was slowly reawakening after a series of Covid lockdowns. One creative intervention had all the town talking, though not always in tones of enthusiasm. The Mable Arch Mound was basically an artificial hill constructed from scaffolding. Like any classic folly, it served no practical purpose, other than as a viewing point. It was almost universally lambasted on Twitter as both an eyesore and a waste of money. And yet it was free to climb, and brought joy to 100% of the six-year-olds I ventured up there with.

  12. Folly for a FlyoverA short-lived folly, built beneath the A12 flyover in Hackney Wick back in 2011. It served as a temporary arts and performance venue as part of the Create11 festival.

  13. The StumpRemember this concrete fist, which graced Bishopsgate for more than three years? The Stump, as it became known, was the stunted central core of what would have been the City of London's tallest building. Known as the Pinnacle or Helter-Skelter, the spiral-topped skyscraper would have given a welcome twist to the skyline. Sadly, the financial crisis brought a halt to development in 2012, and the structure never got beyond the sixth floor. It was eventually demolished and replaced by the functional but unlovable 22 Bishopsgate — itself the City's loftiest building.

All images by Matt Brown, except Watkin's Folly (obviously), which is public domain.

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Based on original content by Joanne Gould.

The sweet toothed among you will be happy to hear there's no longer any reason to wait until the end of dinner to indulge in dessert; simply head to one of London's best dessert-dedicated bars instead. Different to your standard bakery or run-of-the-mill restaurant, we're talking about venues exclusively specialising in the sweet stuff, where you can get your sugar fix well into the evening. From a darkly decadent cocktail bar with a very fancy dessert menu, to sophisticated ice creams and Hong Kong inspired waffles, if you're in need of a pudding pitstop, London can easily accommodate.

Ruby Violet, King's CrossPhoto: Ruby VioletRuby Violet is already an utterly brilliant little ice creamery. The high-end ices and sorbets are traditionally made with local, seasonal ingredients and singing with flavour. Weekly changing menus are extensive and exciting in equal measure. Bank on classics like strawberry and pistachio, alongside more creative concoctions such as basil and juniper, or stilton and cranberry.

Enjoy your scoops naked, top 'em with sauces or blend 'em into shakes. We're extremely interested in the boozy cocktails: two scoops of flavoured ice cream blended with gin, rum or vodka. Basically, if you want to dive head first into ice cream (and who doesn't?!), you're in the right place.

Ruby Violet, Midland Goods Shed, 3 Wharf Road, N1C 4BZ

Cutter & Squidge, SohoBiskies are the bakery's signature products. Photo: Cutter & SquidgeIf your sweet tooth is crying out for a fix, Cutter & Squidge has all the choice you need, says Londonist's Ruth Hargreaves. This bakery is a pudding playground, filled with cakes, brownies, tray bakes, truffles and their signature biskies — a creamy cross between a cake and a cookie.

The cake flavours are super fun (think peanut butter jelly, vegan blueberry lemon and chocolate chip cookie). Plus, everything you see is made from scratch, often with all-British ingredients, so it's a celebration of local produce as well as an opportunity to stuff your face. Afternoon teas are £32.50 with vegan, vegetarian and wheat-free menus available.

Cutter & Squidge, 20 Brewer Street, W1F 0SJ

Hans & Gretel, Camden

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Leaning heavily on the fairy tale theme, Hans & Gretel in Camden Market is a feast for both the eyes and mouth. A line-up of big hitters awaits on the dessert-centric menu, from bubble waffles and chimney cakes to good old candy floss.

Simple, right? Wrong. Customisability is the name of the game here — a nifty tactic designed to bring out the child in us all. Not hard when you're faced with a Willy Wonka-style wall of pick 'n' mix sweets or the eye-wateringly bright gelato selection. The decor is just as kaleidoscopic. Be ready to weave through the Instagrammers and oglers on your way to the counter.

Hans & Gretel, Unit 91 Camden Market, NW1 8AH

Crosstown Doughnuts, locations across London Photo: Crosstown DoughnutsThe queues at Crosstown's myriad locations around the capital are testament to just how much of a good thing it's got going. It has raised London's doughnut game considerably, opting to use sourdough to give the rounded beauties a heartier texture and scrumptious tang.

But it's the fillings and toppings where things get really exciting. Blood orange, rhubarb and jasmine, a deeply indulgent chocolate truffle — you're positively spoilt for choice. Our recommendation? Londonist's Lydia Manch opts for the peanut butter and blackcurrant, "the star of the regulars, a square slab of Americana topped with peanut butter glaze, blackcurrant compote and toasted nuts".

Crosstown Doughnuts, see website for locations including Cannon Street, Soho, Brick Lane, Marylebone, Victoria, Hammersmith and more

Chin Chin Ice Cream, Camden and SohoPhoto: Chin Chin Ice CreamThanks to its Heston-esque nitrogen ice creams, Chin Chin in Camden already had a strong following. Such was its popularity that a second branch in Soho followed, offering up a similarly scientific ice cream menu, plus a bonus range of dippy puds.

There are cookie sandwiches where you can choose your sorbet filling, a banoffee ice cream pie which is gloriously gluten-free, and of course all the classic ice cream flavours that made it so popular is the first place. Burnt butter caramel with marshmallow fluff? Tonka bean with hazelnut sand? The world is your sweet, frozen oyster.

Chin Chin, 49-50 Camden Lock, NW1 8AF and 54 Greek Street, W1D 3DS

Cakes & Bubbles, Mayfair

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If you like your puds with a little extra pizzazz, Cakes & Bubbles is bound to hit the spot. It's housed inside a five-star hotel and led by a Michelin-starred chef for Pete's sake. Albert Adrià, pastry chef extraordinaire, elevates the simple dessert to something rather special indeed. We're talking cheesecake made with premium, brie-like Baron Bigod cheese, dark chocolate and lime ganache tart, and a lychee 'rose' that's a work of art all on its own.

As you might have guessed from the name, Champagne is the liquid accompaniment of choice although hot chocolate and fruit juices are available. Don't come expecting a bargain. But for pudding on a premium level you won't find a finer dessert bar in London.

Cakes & Bubbles, Hotel Café Royal, 70 Regent Street, W1B 4DY

Kova Patisserie, locations across London Photo: Kova PatisserieTracking down the best desserts in London is of course a feat of indulgence. But it's still possible to find sweets that don't scream excess. Londonist writer Ruth Hargreaves recommends Kova, the Japanese patisserie where the cakes are feather light.

Matcha features heavily, with the signature mille crepes a standout. Multiple layers of paper-thin crepe come sandwiched between delicate custard cream filling. So soft, so creamy — and available in chocolate, vanilla, earl grey, oreo and durian flavours if matcha isn't to your taste. Shortcakes, cheesecakes and brownies also make an appearance — each as picture perfect as the last.

Kova Patisserie, see website for locations including Soho, South Kensington and Battersea

Creams Cafe, locations across London The appropriate reaction to the Banana-Scoff is equal parts fear and yearning. Image by Creams Cafe.Londonist's Lydia Manch nudges you towards Creams Cafe for their brazen indulgence and commitment to bringing Londoners excessive desserts. Expect a lot of Americana from this lip-smacking chain, with a diner feel to their venues, and waffles, crepes, sundaes and shakes on the menu. There's a lot of bespokeability. Want to pile your waffle high with Biscoff crumbs, strawberry slices and a splash of custard? Creams is a safe space to get as experimental as your heart desires.

The cookie dough menu goes big on chocolate, while the waffles and crepes give you a fighting chance of ingesting a piece of fruit or two. In our experience, the sundaes don't deliver as well — opt for one of the many, many ice creams or sorbets instead. Other reasons for a pitstop include a decent vegan menu, relatively reasonable prices, and the fact that with so many locations it's actually hard to live somewhere in London where you aren't in their delivery radius.

Creams Cafe, see website for locations including Brixton, Walthamstow, London Bridge, Kentish Town, Old Street, Marble Arch, the list goes on

The Proof, Dalston (delivery only)

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Sometimes Colin the Caterpillar gets the job done; other you need to crank up your occasion cake game another notch or seven. In the latter scenario, you could do worse than to call on The Proof. This Dalston-based outfit spins sugar, flour and eggs into the stuff of fluffy dreams — 'shag' sponge cakes with a multicoloured fur of icing, lemon meringue pies singed on top to perfection, and the flagship 'Proof-iteroles', available with classic chantilly cream and dark choc, or a tantalising twist — e.g. stuffed with Hackney-made Madagascan vanilla ice cream. Delivered to your door, this could be the difference between a good party and one that people are still going on about in six months' time.

The Proof, delivery across London

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A Zoonormous Egg Hunt takes place at London ZooLooking for family-friendly things to do in London in the Easter holidays? Check out our guide to Easter fun in the capital. From exhibitions to stage shows to craft activities, there's plenty going on in London while school's out.

School holiday dates vary from borough to borough and school to school, but the Easter holidays fall roughly between Monday 3 April and Sunday 16 April 2023 for most schools. Easter Weekend is 7-10 April 2023.

Easter holiday events in LondonKew Gardens celebrates SuperwormBBC EARTH: It feels like it's been forever in the making, but the immersive BBC Earth Experience finally opens in Earl's Court just in time for the Easter holidays. Voiced by David Attenborough, it's open to all ages (under-3s go free) and will be a walk-through take on 2019 TV show, Seven Worlds, One Planet. 30 March-31 July

ZOONORMOUS EGG HUNT: Take your family to see the animals at London Zoo during the Easter holidays, and there's the added bonus of a Zoonormous Egg Hunt to keep younger visitors entertained — and it's included in your entry ticket. As you wander around, solve riddles and unscramble clues on an animal theme to find your way to the secret golden egg. There are also Easter craft activities throughout the holidays. 1-16 April

SUPERWORM: Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler's bestselling children's book Superworm is the focus of school holiday activities at Kew Gardens. Follow a trail through the gardens, keeping your eyes open for characters from the book, and find out the role they play in the gardens, as well as the importance of soil. Time it right, and the cherry blossom might be in full plumage too. (Plus, if you travel to Kew Gardens via TfL public transport, you can get 30% off tickets, excluding the Easter weekend — details on the TfL website) 1-16 April

MOMENTOUS MOMENTS: VE Day and the London 2012 Olympics are among the momentous moments being celebrated in London Transport Museum's Easter activities. As you wander through the Covent Garden museum, past historic trains, trams and buses, meet characters from different eras of London's history. Then, get creative and build your own futuristic time-travelling vehicle, in a workshop for 8-14 year olds. 1-16 April

Get creative at Tower BridgeCORONATION: The coronation celebrations begin early at Tower Bridge, which has drop-in creative sessions for kids to design their own celebratory bunting. Each piece of bunting made will go on display within the bridge over the coronation weekend. 4, 11 and 15 April

CLASSICAL FOR KIDS: Introduce younger members of the family to the joys of classical music at Classical for Kids, a relaxed chamber music concert at the Royal Albert Hall. It's performed in the Elgar Room by professional musicians from the Hall's resident Albert's Band, with no expectation for audience members to stay still or quiet throughout. Aimed at ages 4-11 and their families, but other ages welcome. 8 April

CHOCOLATE WORKSHOP: As if kids don't munch their way through enough chocolate at this time of year, Chelsea Physic Garden hosts another of its regular family chocolate workshops. Learn about how cocoa is grown and chocolate is made, before having a go at making your own chocolate treats. Age 5+. 11 April

Family-friendly exhibitions in the Easter holidaysSee dinosaurs recreated in Lego form. Image: Warren ElsmoreELMER AND FRIENDS: It's the final couple of weeks of Elmer and Friends, a Horniman Museum exhibition celebrating the work of late children's author David McKee. While kids will be most familiar with the patchwork elephant, older generations might recognise his previous work, including Not Now Bernard, King Rollo and Mr. Benn. Until 16 April

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY: Older kids and teenagers — especially those who love animals or are handy with a camera — might enjoy Natural History Museum's Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition. It's one of our annual favourites, and this year more than 100 stunning snaps are on show from all over the world. *Until 2 July*

*BRICK DINOS: The Lego-centric Brick Dinos exhibition is back at Horniman Museum, with creatures from the Jurassic and Cretaceous Periods recreated in the tiny plastic bricks by artist Warren Elsmore. New for this time round is a Polacanthus model, displayed alongside the raptor-like Masiakasaurus — a life-sized flying pterosaur, the swamp-dwelling, crocodile-like Sarcosuchus — among others — plus hands-on activities such as a digging for fossils. Until 29 October*

*TITANOSAUR: It's great being a dinosaur fan in London right now — in addition to the above, Natural History Museum's anticipated new exhibition, Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur opens in time for the Easter holidays. It explores the world of titanosaur Patagotitan mayorum, one of the largest known creatures to have ever stalked our planet. Get up close to the colossal creature, and learn how it survived on our planet. Until January 2024*

Elmer and Friends at Horniman Museum. Image: Seven StoriesFamily-friendly shows in the Easter holidaysMUSICALS: A few of London's long-running musicals are great for family theatre trips, including The Lion King, Frozen and Matilda. Older kids and teenagers might enjoy Mamma Mia!, Wicked, and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

ARTSDEPOT: North Finchley arts centre artsdepot has a fantastic programme of family-friendly shows year-round, and the Easter holidays are no exception. In addition to lively shows Breathe and Animals, the programme includes The Bubble Show, a production of Tom Thumb, and a family circus workshop (though tickets for that one are selling out fast!).

THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF: Coming to the Unicorn Theatre in musical form is traditional fairy tale The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Watch the story of hungry goats Baby, Middle and Big, as they hatch a plan to cross a bridge to get to greener grass, only to encounter a troll along the way. The show lasts just short of an hour, and is ideal for ages 3-6. 12 March-23 April

THE TEMPEST: The Globe Theatre puts on a production of Shakespeare's The Tempest, aimed at 11-16 year olds, some of whom may be studying the play in school. Watch the story unfold on a remote island, where Prospero commands spirit Ariel to wreck a passing ship, causing the passengers to wash ashore and become entangled in all sorts of drama. Scroll down this page for details of accompanying workshops and events. 18 March-15 April

BOSSY: An empowering family show celebrating Black culture, Bossy is the story of Beth, who goes on a hunt for an appropriate role model after being called 'bossy' when she runs for Head Girl. Catch it at Southbank Centre, accompanied by a Caribbean soundtrack. Aimed at ages 7-11. 7 April

Free things to do in London in the Easter holidaysLondon's full of free playgrounds, if you know where to look. Photo: LondonistPLAYGROUNDS: If the weather's playing nice, few things bring a smile to children's faces like a playground — and they're usually free, so it's a win for parents and carers too. Check out our map of playgrounds in central London — there are more than you might think, and many are located handily near tourist attractions so you can burn off some excess energy on a day out.

FILM STATUES: If you find yourself in central London, and need something free to entertain the family, head to Leicester Square and let them hunt out these bronze sculptures of film stars. Sure, you might have to explain Gene Kelly or Laurel & Hardy to younger members of the family, but Paddington, Bugs Bunny and Mary Poppins should charm them.

CARIBBEAN TAKEOVER: The National Maritime Museum teams up with the Caribbean Social Forum for a free Caribben Takeover day, open to everyone and celebrating all aspects of Black culture here in Britain. Stay tuned for more details. FREE, 1 April

DISCOVERY DAYS: A staple of any school holiday in the capital, Royal Parks' Discovery Days are back, encouraging little Londoners to get closer to nature. Head to Hyde Park on 4 April to learn about springtime nature through pond dipping, a nature trail, arts and crafts and storytelling, or on 11 April for a look at some of mammals which live in the park. FREE, 4 and 11 April

The Passion of Jesus is a Good Friday traditionTHE PASSION OF JESUS: One of London's annual traditions is the Wintershall Players' free open-air performance of The Passion Of Jesus, taking place in Trafalgar Square on Good Friday. It tells the story of the last few days of Jesus's life and it's very popular — thousands of people usually turn up to watch so it's well worth getting there early to get a good view. It features a crucifixion scene, so may not be suitable for younger kids. We chatted with the guy who plays Jesus back in 2019 — though a new actor is taking on the role for 2023. FREE, 7 April

PEDAL POWER DISCO: How do you wear the kids out, and entertain them, for free, at an event that works whatever the weather? Take them along the Pedal Power Disco at Southbank Centre and get them cycling away to power the music — if they stop, the music stops. The bad news? There are adult-sized bikes too, so you're likely to get roped in to help. Ah well, can't win 'em all. FREE, 8 April

BOOK BUZZ: Got a little bookworm on your hands? If they've read their way through their entire bookshelf during the holidays, head to Book Buzz at artsdepot, a free book swap where they can exchange one of their old books for another one. Various activities are planned too — keep an eye on the website. FREE, 16 April

MUSEUMS: Plenty of London's museums are free entry all year round, and while you may have to pay for temporary exhibitions, there's generally plenty to entertain all ages in the permanent collections. Try Science Museum for aeroplanes and space, Natural History Museum for animals, and Museum of London Docklands for the Mudlarks interactive gallery.

Family-friendly activities in London in the Easter holidaysWellington Country Park is a great day out for families. Photo: LondonistSWIMMING: A kiddie favourite, London has plenty of options for swimming, whatever the weather. From an Olympic venue to local leisure centres, these are some of London's best indoor pools (we also have our pick of London's outdoor pools and lidos — but maybe save that one for the summer holidays, eh?)

ICE SKATING: Forget waiting until Christmas — London has year-round ice skating rinks, including one slap bang in the middle of the Central line.

DAY TRIPS: Fancy getting out of London for a day or two? Take a look at our map of day trips from London for inspiration. Particularly child-friendly is a visit to the real-life Hundred Acre Wood, as featured in AA Milne's Winnie the Pooh books. Wellington Country Park is also an excellent bet for energetic kids.

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A very brief, very potted history of London's most stunning railway station. Also see our offensively brief biography of neighbouring King's Cross.

St Pancras - a station built on beer (although today better known for its champagne bar). Image: LondonistBeheaded teenager: St Pancras station takes its name from the surrounding parish of St Pancras, named after St Pancras Old Church, named after Saint Pancras — a 14-year-old boy who refused to denounce his Christian faith, and was therefore beheaded by Diocletian. Christians still sometimes invoke St Pancras against headaches.

There goes the neighbourhood: When the station was built in the 1860s by the Midland Railway Company (MRC), huge chunks of the surrounding Agar Town and Somers Town neighbourhoods were demolished to make way. Thousands of people wound up homeless: you can go on a guided tour led by a formerly homeless person, that discusses this in more depth.

Looking down on its rival station. Image: Matt Brown/Londonist*Inspiring roof:* The crowning glory of St Pancras is its striking train shed, boasting a single-span roof designed by William Henry Barlow. This was the inspiration behind the roof of the original Grand Central station in NYC, before that had a makeover. (The two stations were officially twinned in 2014.) You can climb up on St Pancras's roof and gaze down on the platforms (and its neighbouring rival, King's Cross)... if you know the right people.

Built on beer: The MRC built St Pancras so that it had its own dedicated London railway terminus. These were the days when freight was king, and as well as coal and milk, one of the biggest imports was the newfangled pale ale beer from Burton-on-Trent. The vaults (where St Pancras's shops are today) were storage areas for the beer, copied from those in Burton — measuring 14 feet across — to snugly fit the barrels. Those Victorians could hardly have guessed that in 2023, the station would be directly linked to Paris, the trains pulling in and out alongside a champagne bar.

Bass was one of the biggest imports into the station when it opened. Image: Sotaro OMURA via creative commonsDry hotel rooms: George Gilbert Scott's Midland Grand Hotel opened in 1873, five years after the station. Early ads perhaps slightly undersold the 250 rooms, stating they were "perfectly dry". An article from the Illustrated London News in 1967 claims that "Scott's friends thought the building the finest in London. Others thought it vulgar and ridiculous." The erstwhile Gilbert Scott cocktail bar mixed a concoction called... The Londonist. We demand its return!

Grisly suicide: A dark chapter in the station's history is recounted in newspapers from January 1878; a porter from the Midland Grand Hotel committed suicide by disembowelling himself, chasing people who came to his aid up two flights of stairs, then leaping to his death through a plate glass window, falling into the courtyard outside the station entrance.

The Midland Grand - finest building in London, or vulgar and ridiculous? Image: Rob Oo via creative commonsMassive clock up: One of the first things passengers notice pulling into the station is the gargantuan Grace clock. Spoiler alert: this is not the original. That was dropped and smashed into many pieces by cack-handed British Rail staff in 1968. Another member of staff bought the pieces and rebuilt it onto the side of his Nottinghamshire barn. Shame the whole incident didn't happen in the last few years, because it would've made a cracking episode of The Repair Shop.

Horses, vans, cars: The grand porch where many foot passengers now arrive was initially where horse-drawn carts, and later on, vans, would drive through to unload freight. (The space where you'll now find Hamleys, M&S et al., was also used as a car park, after beer imports dried up in the 1960s.) Watch the 1987 action movie The Fourth Protocol to see Michael Caine perform a screeching handbrake turn in a Rover on one of St Pancras's platform, before leaping onto a moving train. Not bad for a bloke then in his mid-50s.

Channel Tunnel: Not content with stealing King's Cross's thunder when it opened, St Pancras did the same to Waterloo in 2007, when its Eurostar services were moved here. The Queen opened the new terminal on 7 November. Trains came with the added bonus of 20 mins shorter run-in to Paris. Hopefully passengers didn't have an onward journey to make from France; a massive strike was on that day, and transport was crippled.

Betjeman: Developers did some insane things back in the 1960s, including almost demolishing most of St Pancras station, in a ham-fisted attempt to link it with King's Cross. It's said that it was only 11 days off being turned to rubble, when then-poet laureate John Betjeman helped finally manage to secure the station a Grade 1 listing. His cuddly concourse statue is now adored by all who see it.

Spice Girls: In 1996, the landscape of pop music changed forever, with the arrival of the Spice Girls and their debut hit Wannabe. Most people remember the sweeping staircase of what is now St Pancras Renaissance Hotel, upon which they cavort in the video. Fewer recall that, at the start of the video, Baby Spice steals from a homeless man.

Marmite statue: Paul Day's 30-feet-tall statue of an embracing couple — The Meeting Place — courted much controversy when unveiled after the station's massive restoration in 2007. Anthony Gormley called it "a very good example of the crap out there." (Personally I like it.) There was also a furore over early reliefs Day had created for the statue's base, including a skeleton driving a tube train, seemingly about to hit an intoxicated person. That — and someone giving the middle finger to passers-by — never made the final design.

St Pancras has had some pretty unusual Christmas trees over the years.Pianos: Public pianos were introduced to the station in 2012, becoming something of an attraction in their own right. Elton John brought his own piano in 2016, scrawled his name on it, then left it here. Currently, Channel 4 show The Piano sees ludicrously talented musicians tickle the ivories at the station, little knowing that Mika bloke is spying on them from a nearby hidden room. The pianos are kept tuned by Richard Lewis.

Oh Christmas tree: In its restored incarnation, St Pancras has become known for its increasingly unorthodox Christmas tree displays — including an Eiffel Tower built out of perfume bottles, and a tree suffocated in Disney soft toys.

Claire and Matt Zinsner got married in the station just before lockdown rules came in.Love in the time of Covid: On 18 March 2020 — just a few days before the UK went into total lockdown — Anglo-French couple Claire and Matt Zinsner had a rushed wedding at St Pancras station, with a reception at the Searcy's champagne bar. Well, it is called the 'Cathedral of the Rails' after all.

Amsterdam: The first direct London to Amsterdam train service ran on 4 April 2018, with passengers greeted at the latter with bunches of tulips.

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Image Matt Brown... clearly likes his Classics to be expensively boundWe asked Londonist readers a simple question: What's the best novel set (or partly set) in London?

Looking for a London reading list? You've come to the right page. Using Facebook and Twitter, we asked Londonist readers to nominate their favourite London-set works of fiction.

Below, we've set out the responses in two lists. The first list shows novels that got multiple nominations (and 'likes'), while the second list mentions all other nominations. Having read about 90% of the suggestions, we can't fault any of them*

*Except perhaps Peppa Pig in London, which is a heavily bowdlerised version of the TV episode, and suitable only for preschoolers.

Your 16 favourite London novelsAbsolute Beginners, by Colin MacInnes: Second in a loose trilogy of novels, Absolute Beginners chronicles the life of a young photographer in Notting Hill during the year of the race riots (1958).

Bleak House, by Charles Dickens: The classic tale of legal wrangling, disputed inheritance and... spontaneous combustion. See our map.

The Buddha of Suburbia, by Hanif Kureishi: A rare novel to be (partly) set in Bromley and Penge, Kureishi's coming-of-age novel is laugh-out-loud funny in places.

Hawksmoor, by Peter Ackroyd: Perhaps best known for his non-fictional London A Biography, Ackroyd is also a successful novelist. Hawksmoor remains his most popular novel, set in both the 20th and 18th century and featuring the remarkable churches of the sort-of-eponymous architect (we say 'sort of' because the architect's name is changed to Dyer within the novel, with Hawksmoor used instead as the name of a 20th century detective).

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke: Set in the early 19th century, this is a sprawling work of pseudo-historical fiction which sees the two titular magicians squabbling over the future direction of practical English magic.

Little Dorrit, by Charles Dickens: Digs deep into issues of poverty and debt, drawing on the author's own childhood experiences. London features prominently, with key scenes in Borough and Holborn's Bleeding Heart Yard. See our map.

Many of the streets in the Borough area have names of Dickens characters, particularly those from Little Dorrit, which was partly set hereabouts. The Little Dorrit playground is entered through this beautiful gate carrying a quote from the novel. Image Matt BrownLondon, by Edward Rutherford: A novel that spans a thousand years, tracing the development of London through the lives of several families.

London Belongs to Me, by Norman Collins: The fictional 10 Dulcimer Street in Kensington is the main setting for this wartime novel. The comings and goings of its residents read like a sophisticated soap opera. "It brings you so close to the lives of Londoners that I feel quite the voyeur," says reader Brendan.

London Fields, by Martin Amis: A quirky, character-driven yarn set in west London, and not Hackney's London Fields as the title might have you assume.

Mrs Dalloway, by Virginia Woolf: A day in the life of a well-to-do lady living in Westminster as she prepares for a house party. It's not about the plot, though; more the introspective style and reflections on post-war society. See our map.

Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman: A secret other London exists beneath the streets of the metropolis, populated with eccentric characters.

Oliver Twist, by Charles Dickens: Lowly orphan falls in with wrong 'uns; is eventually rescued. It's a story everyone knows, though perhaps more through the musical and film adaptations than Dickens's original text. That's a pity, because his depictions of the more squalid parts of London in this novel are particularly well sketched.

Our mutual Friend, by Charles Dickens: Perhaps not the superauthor's most famous novel, but certainly one of his most Londony. It begins on the foggy Thames, and visits 73 named London locations during its sprawling web of a plot. See our map

Rivers of London, by Ben Aaronovitch: A series of novels and comics chronicling the adventures of Peter Grant, who serves in the Met police department concerned with magic and the supernatural. The stories are rich in London lore and legend and very specific in geographic detail.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, by John le Carré: Cold War espionage reaches its fictional apogee in le Carré's 1974 novel. Much of the mole hunt takes place in London, both in the novel as well as the TV and movie adaptations.

White Teeth, by Zadie Smith: Smith's multicultural, multi-award-winning, multi-million-selling novel is almost entirely set in Willesden.

Other London novels recommended by readersThe following novels were all recommended by one reader. In alphabetical order.

1984, by George Orwell

20,000 Streets Under the Sky, by Patrick Hamilton

All Passion Spent, by Vita Sackville West

Bleeding London, by Geoff Nicholson

The Borribles, by Michael de Larrabeiti

Brick Lane, by Monica Ali

Bryant and May novels, by Christopher Fowler (Fowler sadly passed away in the week this poll was conducted, so it's a pity he didn't receive more nominations. We'd highly recommend this series of peculiar detective stories.)

These beauties deserve a bit more praise. Image Matt BrownCapital, by John Lanchester. Set in Clapham, it's "A brilliant look at the financial crisis."

A Chronicle of Ancient Sunlight, by Henry Williamson

The Crimson Petal and the White, by Michel Faber

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, by Mark Haddon

Day of the Triffids, by John Wyndham

The Diary of a Nobody, by George and Weedon Grossmith

Downriver, by Ian Sinclair

The Enemy, by Charlie Higson

Fever Pitch, by Nick Hornby

Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters

Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens

The Great Train Robbery, by Michael Circhton

Hangover Square, by Patrick Hamilton

Harry Potter novels, by JK Rowling

High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby

The Hound of the Baskervilles, by Arthur Conan Doyle

Howards End, by EM Forster

JS Fletcher's mystery novels

Kalooki Nights, by Howard Jacobson

Laura S Robinson's novels

The Lowlife, by Alexander Baron

Mary Poppins, by PL Travers

Moll Flanders, by Daniel Defoe

You'll probably find a few of the classics in this list among this marvellous second-hand Penguin collections in the Bloomsbury Waterstones. Image Matt BrownMr Men and Little Miss in London

Murphy, by Samuel Beckett

Nicholas Nickleby, by Charles Dickens

The Night Watch, by Sarah Waters

One Day, by David Nicholls

Ordinary Thunderstorms, by William Boyd

Peppa Pig Meets the Queen, by anon. Erm...

The Physician, by Noah Gordon. "Educational and a great story."

A Place Called Freedom, by Ken Follett

Queenie, by Candice Carty-Williams

The Quincunx, by Charles Palliser

The Rats, by James Herbert

Remembrance of the Daleks, by Ben Aaronovitch. A novelisation of Aaronovitch's much-loved McCoy-era Doctor Who story.

The Rising of the Moon, by Gladys Mitchell. "Written in 1945 but documents a lot of Brentford that still exists — the gauging lock, The Butts, the library and The Brewery Tap!"

Rogue Male, by Geoffrey Household. "Makes good use of the old Holborn-Aldwych branch line."

The Secret Agent, by Joseph Conrad

The Screaming Staircase (Lockwood & Co.), by Jonathan Stroud

Shardlake novels, by CJ Sansom

Slough House novels, by Mick Herron

The Thirty Nine Steps, by John Buchan

To Sir, With Love, by ER Braithwaite

Transit, by Rachel Cusk

Under the Net, by Iris Murdoch. "Evokes London of the '50s with bomb damage, bus routes and lots of pubs."

Vanity Fair, by William Makepeace Thackeray

Vile Bodies, by Evelyn Waugh

Walking on Glass, by Iain Banks

The Way we Live Now, by Antony Trollope. "Although it is too long."

Wolf Hall, by Hilary Mantel

Your favourite novels in 2010 and 2015This isn't the first time we've ran such a poll. We also asked for your opinions in 2010 and 2015. The 2023 favourites are broadly similar to 2015, with Ben Aaronovitch remaining a popular choice, along with Gaiman, Rutherford and Woolf.

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City Lit tutor and Deaf historian Peter BrownCelebrate 25 years of Deaf Day, the festival of Deaf culture!

Whatever your hearing abilities, the annual Deaf Day at City Lit is a welcoming, educational and life-affirming event. 2023 marks the festival's 25th year, and promises to be extra special.

This free event on Saturday 15 April brings together people from all over the UK, representing all walks of life. It's a perfect opportunity to socialise with members of the Deaf community, while uncovering helpful information and opportunities.

The event is open to anyone, including those who were born Deaf, and those who've suffered a degree of hearing loss. Carers, friends, family and those who work with the Deaf community are also very welcome. Or perhaps you're interested in learning sign language, or are just curious about the learning opportunities offered at City Lit. Give it a go!

What to expect at Deaf DayThe fact that Deaf Day has reached its Silver Jubilee stands testament to how popular it has become with the Deaf community. Last year's event was attended by some 2,000 people.

First and foremost, this is an opportunity to mingle, network and make new friends. As well as meeting other members of the Deaf community, you can also chat to various organisations and charities from across the UK, who will be interested to hear about your needs and circumstances.

There's a City Lit workshop of yoga for Deaf peopleThroughout the day, you can also drop in on taster sessions and workshops from a variety of City Lit's courses, including British Sign Language, lipreading and yoga for Deaf people. You can also enjoy a talk on Deaf History with City Lit tutor Peter Brown.

Head to the City Lit Gallery to see an exhibition by Deaf photographer (and former City Lit student) Stephen Iliffe. His portrait collection is entitled Deaf Mosaic, reflecting the community's kaleidoscope mix of class, ethnicity, diversity, religion, and different ways of life. One highlight is the new portrait of City Lit Fellow Dame Evelyn Glennie, a profoundly Deaf percussionist.

Portrait of Dame Evelyn Glennie by Stephen IliffeA long, successful history with the Deaf communityWhen it comes to supporting the Deaf community, City Lit has a long and well-recognised history. The college was founded in 1919, and it immediately organised lipreading courses for soldiers deafened in the trenches of the first world war. City Lit's Centre for Deaf Education has since grown to become the largest of its kind in Europe, winning awards for its support for Deaf people and those with hearing loss.

Be part of this continuing success by visiting Deaf Day this April.

Deaf Day runs at City Lit, 1-10 Keeley Street, London WC2B 4BA on Saturday 15 April. Entrance is free, and places for course taster sessions can be pre-booked. All images courtesy of City Lit

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Ballot opens for a chance to see the herbaceous borders of power.

You wouldn't know it from the front, but 10 Downing Street conceals a half-acre garden round the back. This is a green oasis where countless heads of state have admired the roses; where generations of embattled Prime Ministers have sought a few minutes' respite from the heavy business of State.

It's also the place where Boris Johnson and cronies had a big knees-up in breach of Covid rules in May 2020.

Now you can go visit or, at least, you can if you're lucky enough to secure one of the free tickets in this ballot. The access comes courtesy of London Open Gardens who, each June, open the gates to dozens of normally off-limits green spaces around the capital.

This year's event takes place on 10-11 June 2023, with over 100 gardens taking part. Downing Street's lawns would be too popular to open generally, hence a ballot to randomly select just 24 lucky punters. Enter here, and browse the wider programme of gardens here.

Ballot Closes Wednesday 5 April. Winners will be notified by Friday 21 April, and must be aged over 12. Image re-used from our previous article about the time 10 Downing Street had a green door.

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Sometimes there's so much cheery blossom about, it even creeps into your photos. Image: ShutterstockWhen is cherry blossom in bloom in London?Generally, April is cherry blossom (or sakura) month in London. But the blooms can appear as early as March — and last as late as May. If it's been a mild spring, blossom arrives earlier. A cold spring means it won't flower until later.

Different varieties of cherry blossom tree blossom at different times. The average tree only blossoms for about two weeks — so it's no use planning to go back at the weekend to get that Instagram shot, as it might not still be there.

Happily, cherry blossom season usually coincides with magnolia season, making certain corners of the city a glorious pink-wash for a couple of beautiful weeks.

Cherry blossom trees at Kew GardensKew does cherry blossom in a big way. Image: ShutterstockLondon's biggest botanical garden is the obvious place to go for a bit of blossom-bothering. Head to the rose garden behind the famous Palm House. Here, you'll find multiple different varieties of cherry blossom tree, their variant colours working in beautiful harmony (species labels are provided for the botanically minded) and you can get a great shot with the Palm House in the background.

Frame your shot right and you'll get the Pagoda in. Image: ShutterstockFollow the path round until it becomes 'Cherry Walk', and the section between King William's Temple and the Temperate House is lined with deeper pink cherry blossom. Frame your shot right and you'll get the Pagoda in too.

These aren't the only cherry blossom trees at Kew Gardens, but they offer the best photo opportunities. Time your visit right and the magnolias might be in bloom as well.

Cherry blossom trees at Kyoto Garden, Holland ParkJapan's famous for its breathtaking cherry blossom trees, so it stands to reason that London's Japanese Kyoto garden is home to some sakura. The pale pink trees tower over the garden's koi carp pond and miniature waterfall, adding a splash of colour to this zen haven.

Cherry blossom trees in Greenwich ParkA Japanese-style cherry blossom tunnel in Greenwich. Image: ShutterstockClimb up the Greenwich Park hill and head beyond the Observatory and Planetarium. Follow the vehicular Blackheath Avenue until a perpendicular footpath on the right branches off towards Ranger's House and the rose garden.

Along this straight path, trees lean into each other, creating a Japanese-style cherry blossom tunnel. This is the closest you'll get to Japan in London. No surprise, then, that it's often teeming with photographers. Benches beneath the branches make it a prime spot for a romantic picnic. If there's any space.

Note that there is currently work going on as part of the Greenwich Park Revealed project, and although this shouldn't affect the blossom trees directly, certain paths and routes around the park might be closed at certain times this year.

Cherry blossom trees at St Paul's CathedralFrame these rosy branches right and you'll get them 'crawling' over Sir Christopher Wren's iconic dome. Image: ShutterstockPerhaps the most Instagram-friendly of London's cherry blossom offerings are the minimal trees outside St Paul's Cathedral. Frame these rosy branches right and you'll get them 'crawling' over Sir Christopher Wren's iconic dome. Extra 'Gram points if you capture a cloudless blue sky in the background — the pink really pops against an aqua backdrop. Find the trees in St Paul's Churchyard, to the south of the cathedral.

Cherry blossom trees in Regent's ParkRegent's Park's cherry blossoms are back. Image: The Royal ParksThe cherry blossom trees on Chester Road in Regent's Park were removed in 2015: the diseased Prunus 'Kanzan' variety were replaced with the Prunus 'Sunset Boulevard'. But they're back in their rightful place now, lining the avenue-style road, one of only two vehicle roads in the whole park.

Further cherry blossom trees can be found in the Avenue Gardens, close to the Broad Walk

Cherry blossom trees in St James's ParkDoes St James's Park have London's most central cherry blossoms? Image: ShutterstockThere aren't many cherry blossom trees in St James's Park, but the few it does have might just be London's most central. The odd tree is dotted about the lake, but for the best snaps, head to the Buckingham Palace end, and face towards Horse Guards at the eastern end of the lake. As the fairytale buildings of Whitehall peek out beneath the trees, a cherry blossom tree leans towards the water.

Cherry blossom trees (and a glass of rosé) in Herne HillBlossoms then a pint? Image: LondonistMany of London's residential streets are lined with cherry blossoms (see further down). A particularly fine example are the Yoshino trees on Stradella Road and Winterbrook Road, off Half Moon Lane in Herne Hill. We discovered their rose-tinged offerings during a booze-led exploration of London's trees, which included a pint at the wonderful Half Moon pub. Feel free to colour coordinate with a glass of rosé instead.

Cherry blossom in Kensington GardensEnter via the Lancaster Gate entrance to be greeted by an explosion of pink and white petals. Image: ShutterstockHyde Park's disappointingly lacking in cherry blossom, but its westerly sibling Kensington Gardens steps up to the mark. Enter via the Lancaster Gate entrance to be greeted by an explosion of pink and white petals.

Elsewhere, the area round the Albert Memorial in the southern end of the Gardens is home to some of London's most impressive cherry blossom trees.

Cherry blossom in Battersea ParkAs it's not a Royal Park, Battersea Park is often overlooked. But take a wander down Spring Tree Walk for views (and snaps) of candy cotton trees with the iconic Battersea Power Station chimneys in the background. Glorious nature-meets-industrial vibes.

The London Blossom Garden, Queen Elizabeth Olympic ParkSome of London's newest blossom trees can be found in Stratford, at the London Blossom Garden, which was opened in May 2021 as a memorial to those who died in the Covid-19 pandemic, as well as a tribute to key workers who kept the city going during the pandemic. It consists of 33 blossom trees — one for each London borough — across eight different species including hawthorn, cherry, cherry plum, and crab apple blossom.

Blossom trees near King's Cross and St PancrasPhoto: LondonistOne of London's lesser-known blossom spots sits in an unlikely location, among the new developments behind King's Cross and St Pancras stations. The stepped water features of Pancras Square are watched over by a couple of white blossom trees. You won't get the full pink effect here, but they are pretty among the concrete and skyscrapers of the surrounding area. Head to the top of the stepped terraces and look back towards St Pancras to get a view of the St Pancras clock tower framed by the blossom.

Specific London roads with cherry blossom treesJust try not to vex the residents with an overly-lengthy photoshoot. Image: ShutterstockThoroughfares that you probably have no business in at other times of year, but are worth a detour in sakura season. Just try not to vex the residents with an overly-lengthy photoshoot:

  • Redcliffe Road, Chelsea: In the tube desert of SW10, the roaring traffic of Fulham Road gives way to Redcliffe Road, a residential street of gorgeous townhouses, lined with cherry blossom trees. Probably the closest to Mary Poppins' Cherry Tree Lane you'll find in 21st century London.
  • Courtfield Gardens, South Kensington: Stand nose to bud with the blossom of this tree, whose roots are planted at basement level, making this street corner an ideal selfie spot. Find it on the north-west corner of the Courtfield Gardens-Collingham Road junction.
  • Vallance Road, Whitechapel: Running between Bethnal Green and Whitechapel, Vallance Road doesn't sound like the most bucolic of locations. But among the newsagents and takeaway shops, a small grassy bank is home to a gathering of cherry blossom trees. Find them opposite the junction with Durward Street — a worthy east London entry among a sea of west London streets.

Image: Shutterstock Blithfield Street, Kensington:* This tiny mews street punches way above its weight for Instagrammability — white and pastel coloured houses, old-fashioned lamp-posts, a teal wall adding an edgy aspect... and in April, a neat row of cherry trees lining each pavement.

Pink flowers at Kenwood HouseIt's not specifically cherry blossoms, but if it's general pink springtime goodness you're after, head to Kenwood House on Hampstead Heath. The gardens bristle with rhododendrons, camellias and magnolias, which look their best in spring. It's hard to believe you're in London at all.

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Image by iStock/gruizza.Hacha, Dalston and Brixton One for the agave-fans, Hacha's been serving up tequila and mezcal in Dalston for several years from a rotating collection of rarely-seen-in-the-UK bottles and an inventive cocktail menu. There's a second venue in Brixton now, with a similar vibe — simple and sun-flooded during the day, cosy and candlelit at night. Both bars come with kitchen residencies; in Dalston it's Tigre Tacos at time of writing, in Brixton it's Nopalito, both doing solidly good Mexican street food and small plates.

Hacha, Dalston and Brixton

The Sun Tavern, Bethnal Green Image by The Sun Tavern, Bethnal Green.Many a debauched night's had the Sun as its launchpad. The hybrid lovechild of an Irish dive bar and a high-concept cocktail joint, with a late licence and a lot of poitín on the menu, the bar's from the same team behind the (also good) Umbrella Project in Shoreditch, and Discount Suit Company in Whitechapel. Expect good cocktails, surprisingly reasonably priced (for London, don't @ us) beer on tap, and (warning) limited bar snacks: you'll find yourself eating 14 tiny plates of anchovies in a vain attempt to offset their liberal way with whisky.

The Sun Tavern, Bethnal Green

Satan's Whiskers, Bethnal Green

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Divey meets romantic, Satan's Whiskers is all leathery dimly lit booths and a faintly seedy red-light feel. The little, dark-windowed spot on Cambridge Heath Road also joins the elite ranks of bars where you can ask for your martini dirty and they automatically make it filthy. A big list of their own signature serves, they're also good at the classics.

Satan's Whiskers, Bethnal Green

Louie, Covent Garden Laissez les bons temps rouler. Image by Louie London, Covent Garden.Laissez les bons temps rouler at the Alligator Bar, the New Orleans-channelling bar hidden at the rooftop level of Louie. The terrace looks out over the London skyline, but the interiors (ceiling fans, warm lighting, scattered greenery and wicker, gilded statuettes), the regular live music evenings, and late licence could be straight out of Louisiana.

Louie, Covent Garden

Kanpai, Peckham Image by Kanpai, Peckham.A cocktail bar/taproom/sake brewery, look for the incandescent geisha mural splashed across the side of a warehouse in Copeland Park (home also to the Bussey Building). Head up a flight of industrial stairs, and you're greeted by a library of sake bottles, plus taps of draught sake, small, seasonal batches from their in-house list, a good range of Japanese beer, and a selection of sake cocktails.

Kanpai, Peckham.

Coupette, Bethnal Green A very fancy bar menu in a neighbourhoody, faintly divey setting, Coupette's a French-influenced spot where the Frenchness takes the form of a penchant for Calvados — both solo and in their highly-wrought cocktails — cider, some decadent bar snacks, and a louche elegance scattering everything from the glassware to the lighting. Cocktails lean towards the high-concept, but they'll happily make the classics on request.

Coupette, Bethnal Green

Servant Jazz Quarters, Dalston Servant Jazz would be a good drinking spot in its own right — shadowy, lowkey, good at the classic cocktails. The fact it also has a tiny downstairs gig venue, host to some outstanding nights, including the red-lit, hazily dreamlike Beirut Groove Collective, is just bonus content.

Servant Jazz Quarters, Dalston

Zapoi, Peckham It took us several visits to Zapoi before we clocked it for an all-vegan bar; it wears its ethos lightly. Equally good if you're committed to aquafaba-topped pisco sours, or if you just want a great cocktail with a chaotically-decorated, old-Savannah-garden-party backdrop. Determinedly lo-fi, it's no reservations, no real website that we can unearth, find it at 138 Rye Lane.

Zapoi, Peckham

Bar Termini, Soho Roman holiday. Image by Bar Termini, Soho. For lovers of train stations, negronis, cured meat served up in delicate slices and un-delicate volume on brown greaseproof paper, Italian snacks fierce espresso — all the good stuff — Bar Termini looks like a classic Italian railway station café. Infamous for their bottle-aged negronis, served in tiny, ornate glasses throwing back to 20s Rome, but nonetheless a great place to come if you're not drinking alcohol; we've actually spent more time drinking their cioccolato (70% chocolate, splash of velvety steamed milk) or their bicerin (espresso, chocolate, hot milk), both outstanding after-work pitstop options.

Bar Termini, Soho

The Last Tuesday Society, Hackney Conceived as an absinthe parlour, though in reality a great cocktail bar covering a lot of spirits, the in-house bar at The Last Tuesday Society was founded a few years back by Allison Crawbuck and Rhys Everett — the now-owners of Devil's Botany, London's first 21st century absinthe distillery. Expect an eclectic cocktail list, regular events — B-movie screenings, lectures on occult London, deep dives on topics like the influence of hallucinatory drugs on the development of psychological research. In the basement of the bar you'll find the Viktor Wynd Museum Of Curiosities, a trippy collection of the mysterious, the beautiful, and the ugly housed in a small, crammed warren of rooms. Probably easier to show than to describe.

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The Last Tuesday Society, Hackney

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Photo: Julian Mason via creative commonsWhen is the London Marathon 2023?Sunday 23 April is the date of this year's London Marathon — St George's Day. After being an elite-only event in 2020, and held in October in 2021 and 2022, it's back to its usual April slot for 2023.

What time does the London Marathon start?2023 timings are yet to be confirmed, but the mass participation race normally sets off from 9.30am, with Elite and Wheelchair races setting off at staggered times from 8.30am.

What's the London Marathon route?Wheelchair athletes including Jade Jones are taking part in the London Marathon. Photo: Julian MasonGreenwich and Blackheath is the starting point, with runners assigned one of three start lines. They all merge by the three-mile marker, following a route from Woolwich back towards Greenwich town centre (hello, Cutty Sark), through Rotherhithe and Bermondsey, and across Tower Bridge, at which point you're almost halfway there.

From here it's back east towards Limehouse, a big circuit around Canary Wharf and the Isle of Dogs, before doubling back through Shadwell to Tower Gateway. From here, the route stays close to the Thames all the way down to Westminster Bridge, where it turns onto Great George Street, continues onto Birdcage Walk, and sweeps round in front of Buckingham Palace for the iconic finish line on The Mall.

You can see a mile-by-mile video of the route on the London Marathon website.

Landmarks to look out for on the London Marathon routeIt won't be this quiet on Marathon day.... Photo: Katie Chan via creative commonsRunning the route and need something to keep you going? Or watching on TV and need to orientate yourself? The London Marathon route passes several iconic landmarks, including:

  • Mile 6: Cutty Sark
  • Mile 12: Tower Bridge
  • Mile 18: Canary Wharf skyscraper
  • Mile 22: Tower of London
  • Mile 25: London Eye (on opposite Embankment)
  • Mile 25: Big Ben
  • Mile 26: Buckingham Palace

Where's the best place to watch the London Marathon 2023?Image: iStock/IR_StoneDepends what you're after. Some points along the route — Greenwich around the Cutty Sark, Tower Bridge, and of course, near the finish line around St James's and Westminster — get VERY busy, with people cheering on friends and strangers. If you want to soak up the atmosphere and are willing to put up with crowds, and standing for several hours, fill your boots.

Otherwise, head for somewhere where fewer crowds gather. From our experience, miles 9-12 around Rotherhithe and Bermondsey tend to be quieter, as d0 miles 14-21, east of Limehouse and around Canary Wharf.

There of course, there's the third option...

How to watch the London Marathon on TVThe London Marathon will be shown live on the BBC as usual. Check the schedule closer to the time for details, though the commentary normally begins around 8am.

Road closures for the London MarathonImage: iStock/PeteSherrardThe Marathon only takes place on one day, but it's such a big event that some road closures (and parking restrictions) usually start a day or two prior, and continue into the following Monday.

Obviously, any road on the route will be closed on the day, which means some bus services will be on diversion — check the TfL website for details. It's a rolling road closure situation, with the first parts of the course expected to start reopening by about 1pm, once the final runners have cleared the area, though the latter parts of the course aren't expected to reopen until late Sunday evening. If you live along the route, you're advised to move your car by the Saturday night, or risk being towed.

Birdcage Walk, close to the finish line, will close on Friday, and not reopen Thursday 18 May — looks like they're starting to set up for the coronation straight after the Marathon, so are keeping it closed throughout.

Full information about road closures is available on the London Marathon website.

Train strikes over Marathon weekendImage: Luke AgbaimoniBack in October 2022, when the last London Marathon took place, people's travel plans were blighted by train strikes. At time of writing, there aren't any out-and-out train strikes planned for Marathon day, but members of the RMT Union who work in operations roles will be on an overtime ban — so trains should run, but there might be last-minute cancellations due to staffing issues.

Of course, things could change between now and then. More train strikes could be announced, or — hopefully — that overtime ban could be cancelled. We'll keep you updated.

How many people are taking part in the London Marathon this year?Photo: Miguel A Amutio via UnsplashOrganisers haven't confirmed a total for 2023 yet. In 2022, 40,643 took part in person, with another 8,518 taking part virtually.

Any celebrities running the London Marathon this year?If we're talking famous athletes, then Sir Mo Farah and Commonwealth Games 10,000m champion Eilish McColgan are both taking part in the elite races — the latter hoping to emulate her mother's 1996 win.

In terms of famous-for-non-sporting-endeavours celebrities, we've not had confirmation of anyone taking part in2023 yet. Stephen Mangan, Mark Wright, Harry Judd and Chris Evans (the radio presenter, not the actor) were among the famous faces taking part in 2022. Watch this space...

Is there a virtual London Marathon this year?Yes! The pandemic resulted in many events going virtual for those who couldn't be there in person — the London Marathon included. Organisers have decided to keep that side of things going, allowing anyone anywhere in the world to take part, and run a 26.2 mile route of their choosing on Marathon day — or another day, if religious or health reasons prevent them from completing it on the day. You can use the London Marathon app to log your run.

Are there places left for the 2023 London Marathon?You'll struggle to find a place to run in person, though you might get lucky with a charity place. Otherwise, there's still time to sign up for the virtual London Marathon (see above), and run your own 26.2 mile route of your choosing on the same day as the London event. Plus 24 of the people who sign up to take part virtually will be chosen at random to win an in-person place.

Photo: Miguel A Amutio via UnsplashHow to enter the next London Marathon in 2024Inspired by the top-notch running in this year's London Marathon, and fancy having a crack yourself? Ballots for places in the next marathon usually open soon after this year's marathon, so keep your eyes on the London Marathon website.

If you're not successful, certain charities have places available each year. These are highly coveted, and you'll likely need to commit to a minimum fundraising amount.

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Hip hop dance troupe BirdGang performing at the opening ceremony. Image: LondonistCroydon has launched its year as Borough of Culture 2023 — at an event at Boxpark this morning (14 March) — to the strains of a segment from 'Oratorio of Hope', a new commission performed by the London Mozart Players.

The borough could do with some hope right now. Bankrupted three times in three years, its residents have just been subjected to an unprecedented 15% council tax hike forced through by Mayor Jason Perry. London Borough of Culture is an initiative from the Mayor London to 'illuminate the character and diversity' of a particular London borough each year — with a grant given for various projects throughout the year.

Next month, the Oratorio of Hope will be performed in full in Croydon, with Grammy-nominated Tarik O'Regan leading the composition, helped by hundreds of Croydon borough's young musicians. 'Youth' is a running theme in this Borough of Culture programme, and rightly so — especially in an area of London that is home to institutions including the BRIT School and Talawa.

Image: LondonistIn June, a music heritage trail around town will demonstrate how music is in Croydon's DNA; from Samuel Coleridge-Taylor to Stormzy via The Damned, it has been a pioneer of classical, rock n'roll, punk and dubstep.

August will see celebrations of 50 years of hip hop, with a performance from dance legend Popin' Pete, while in the same month, 30 eight-foot-tall giraffes will be peppered around the borough (similar to Liverpool's Superlambananas). The message: 'Croydon Stands Tall.'

There are going to be everywhere in Croydon come August. Image: LondonistSeptember sees Liberty Festival — a season of cutting-edge events and new work led by and with D/deaf and disabled people including SoDaDa's cabaret and ZooCo's The Nightshift.

The following month, hip hop dance outfit BirdGang team up with Dance Umbrella, to perform a show incorporating dance, film, music and design, which brings together three generations. Also in October, Talawa's 'Our Croydon' will explore the borough's African Caribbean heritage through theatre.

Borough of Culture carries on until early 2024, culminating with a Queer vogue ball hosted by Collide in February, and a series of events held in March, showcasing young Croydon musicians.

Performers and politicians pose with a roundel bearing Croydon's new catchphrase: 'This Is Croydon'. Image: LondonistThe much loved Pollock's Toy Museum — which recently vacated its Fitzrovia home — will also pop up in Croydon's Whitgift Centre sometime later in 2023, while Ukraine National Symphony Orchestra will return to the UK for the first time in 20 years for a special concert.

In a speech at the opening event, Jason Perry praised Croydon as London's "largest, youngest and greenest" borough, saying that a wealth of opportunities will be created for all residents.

One question that remains is that of legacy. Deputy Mayor for Culture and the Creative Industries Justine Simons told Londonist that as well as investing in various creative programmes, previous Borough of Cultures have led to the likes of the new Soho Theatre in Walthamstow (after Waltham Forest was Borough of Culture in 2019), and the Broadway in Lewisham (the south London borough was 2022's Borough of Culture).

There's no indication yet of plans for a similar bricks and mortar legacy in Croydon; let's see what the year brings.

Find our more about Croydon Borough of Culture on the official website.

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The Riverside production of Job Rockin, written by Benjamin Zephaniah, featuring Zuleika Henry.Image: Riverside Studios.When Reuben Esson-Parkes unearthed a photographic goldmine of 1970s/80s Black artists in the Riverside Studios archive collection, he was inspired to curate an exhibition celebrating the their creative endeavours.

Black and Gifted is the first large-scale exhibition of Riverside Studios' archived collection; before its current incarnation as a theatre and arts centre, the Hammersmith venue opened its doors in 1933 as a film, then TV, studios — used to shoot everything from Hancock's Half Hour to Doctor Who.

Reuben Esson-Parkes, creative associate and curator of Black and Gifted. Image from Riverside Studios.In 1976, it became an arts theatre, and it is from this era that Black and Gifted shines a light on a time when Riverside Studios was a rare outlet for Black companies — including the Black Theatre Cooperative, Talawa and Dance Theatre of Harlem — as well as performers like Norman Beaton, Yvonne Brewster, Mona Hammond and Lenny Henry.

Reuben Esson-Parkes, Riverside Studios' creative associate, was inspired to delve into the venue's collections of photographs after hearing an interview with the well-known playwright, poet and musician Benjamin Zephaniah, in which he recalled Riverside as a "home from home" for young Black creatives.

"The sense of excitement, hope and endless creativity are evident in these photos"Black Theatre Cooperative production featuring Roger Morton in One Fine Day. Image: Riverside Studios."For young Black people at the time, there were very few places to go. Full stop," said Zephaniah during the interview — noting how young Black theatre and dance practitioners — predominantly artists with African Caribbean heritage — found Riverside more than just a studio.

Esson-Parkes says on his subsequent explorations in the archives, he found a wealth of photographs conveying the ambitions and achievements of Black theatre, dance and music practitioners working at Riverside Studios during the late 1970s and early 1980s. "Eye-opening" posters, photographs and flyers show Black artists being given a platform during their formative years. "The sense of excitement, hope and endless creativity are evident in these photos," says the curator.

Reuben Esson-Parkes has unearthed a goldmine of archive photos. Image: Riverside Studios.Among the photos are those of productions and rehearsals featuring Norman Beaton, one of Britain's most influential Black actors, best known for his role in Channel 4's Peckham-based comedy Desmond's. Before that, Beaton had a successful career on Riverside's stage, and acted in Yvonne Brewster's debut production of The Black Jacobins.

There are also photographs from Zephaniah's dub opera Job Rocking;rehearsal images for Mustapha Matura's Welcome Home Jacko; photos of Mona Hammond, a Jamaican-British actor and another co-founder of the Talawa Theatre Company, who also played in OBabylon! The Musical.Flyers from early Lenny Henry gigs can be seen too, from the time he was carving out his career as a stand-up comedian.

"What I see in many of the photos is young, Black and gifted artists who utilised and benefited from the platform that Riverside Studios provided in its unique and special way in being a creative hub and connecting, embracing and presenting talent,” says Esson-Parkes.

"I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard"Talawa production of 'O' Babylon' with Zuleika Henry.The material — on display at Riverside Studios until 16 April 2023 — takes the form of a "giant photo album", and Esson-Parkes hopes people will fall in love with the material, and feel the same inspiration from it, as he did.

"In the photos, I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard," says Esson-Parkes, "the exhibition will be striking, alive and nostalgic."

"In the photos, I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard." Image: Riverside Studios.Black and Gifted, Riverside Studios, Hammersmith, 13 March-16 April 2023, free

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The Riverside production of Job Rockin, written by Benjamin Zephaniah, featuring Zuleika Henry.Image: Riverside Studios.When Reuben Esson-Parkes unearthed a photographic goldmine of 1970s/80s Black artists in the Riverside Studios archive collection, he was inspired to curate an exhibition celebrating the their creative endeavours.

Black and Gifted is the first large-scale exhibition of Riverside Studios' archived collection; before its current incarnation as a theatre and arts centre, the Hammersmith venue opened its doors in 1933 as a film, then TV, studios — used to shoot everything from Hancock's Half Hour to Doctor Who.

Reuben Esson-Parkes, creative associate and curator of Black and Gifted. Image from Riverside Studios.In 1976, it became an arts theatre, and it is from this era that Black and Gifted shines a light on a time when Riverside Studios was a rare outlet for Black companies — including the Black Theatre Cooperative, Talawa and Dance Theatre of Harlem — as well as performers like Norman Beaton, Yvonne Brewster, Mona Hammond and Lenny Henry.

Reuben Esson-Parkes, Riverside Studios' creative associate, was inspired to delve into the venue's collections of photographs after hearing an interview with the well-known playwright, poet and musician Benjamin Zephaniah, in which he recalled Riverside as a "home from home" for young Black creatives.

"The sense of excitement, hope and endless creativity are evident in these photos"Black Theatre Cooperative production featuring Roger Morton in One Fine Day. Image: Riverside Studios."For young Black people at the time, there were very few places to go. Full stop," said Zephaniah during the interview — noting how young Black theatre and dance practitioners — predominantly artists with African Caribbean heritage — found Riverside more than just a studio.

Esson-Parkes says on his subsequent explorations in the archives, he found a wealth of photographs conveying the ambitions and achievements of Black theatre, dance and music practitioners working at Riverside Studios during the late 1970s and early 1980s. "Eye-opening" posters, photographs and flyers show Black artists being given a platform during their formative years. "The sense of excitement, hope and endless creativity are evident in these photos," says the curator.

Reuben Esson-Parkes has unearthed a goldmine of archive photos. Image: Riverside Studios.Among the photos are those of productions and rehearsals featuring Norman Beaton, one of Britain's most influential Black actors, best known for his role in Channel 4's Peckham-based comedy Desmond's. Before that, Beaton had a successful career on Riverside's stage, and acted in Yvonne Brewster's debut production of The Black Jacobins.

There are also photographs from Zephaniah's dub opera Job Rocking;rehearsal images for Mustapha Matura's Welcome Home Jacko; photos of Mona Hammond, a Jamaican-British actor and another co-founder of the Talawa Theatre Company, who also played in OBabylon! The Musical.Flyers from early Lenny Henry gigs can be seen too, from the time he was carving out his career as a stand-up comedian.

"What I see in many of the photos is young, Black and gifted artists who utilised and benefited from the platform that Riverside Studios provided in its unique and special way in being a creative hub and connecting, embracing and presenting talent,” says Esson-Parkes.

"I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard"Talawa production of 'O' Babylon' with Zuleika Henry.The material — on display at Riverside Studios until 16 April 2023 — takes the form of a "giant photo album", and Esson-Parkes hopes people will fall in love with the material, and feel the same inspiration from it, as he did.

"In the photos, I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard," says Esson-Parkes, "the exhibition will be striking, alive and nostalgic."

"In the photos, I see young Black men and women with dreams and a desire to perform and be heard." Image: Riverside Studios.Black and Gifted, Riverside Studios, Hammersmith, 13 March-16 April 2023, free

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em! We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

Knit & Stitch Club launches at Elephant Stores1. Get your stitch onEvery second Tuesday of the month, Solo Craft Fair is hosting a free Knit & Stitch Club at Elephant Stores in Elephant & Castle — and this week is the first one. It's a social event rather than a class, so there's no formal teaching — just bring along your current project to get stuck into over a coffee, and meet new friends. That said, Alice Garnier is on hand to offer guidance to knitting beginners, and Katie Wells will be sharing embroidery advice and tips.

Book your free ticket.

Free, 14 March.

  1. Take a tour of Oxford StreetThe world-famous Oxford Street is the subject of a free Guildhall Library talk — which you can watch in person at the library, or online. Either way, City Guide & Lecturer Pete Smith offers an overview of the shopping thoroughfare, from the Elizabeth Line and Centre Point to Marble Arch and the Tyburn Tree.

Free, 15 March.

  1. Make time for Midwestern music Iowa City Orchestra perform at Southwark CathedralAt a loose end on Wednesday afternoon? The Iowa City Orchestra, Choir and Band are in town to play a one-off concert at Southwark Cathedral. Comprising more than 100 young people, the group plays a combination of British and American music in different genres, ranging from Vaughan Williams, Tchaikovsky and Holst to Sousa and Craig Hella Johnson, as well as Wilkousky's Battle Hymn of the Republic

Free, 15 March.

  1. Bank on staying out lateThe Bank of England Museum holds one of its occasional evening openings on Thursday, this time celebrating Women's History Month. It centres around a talk by Dr Lila O’Leary Chambers, historian of race, slavery, and commodification, focusing on individual women connected to the City of London who participated in the transatlantic slave trade.

The talk can be watched in person at the museum, or online (registration required for both). If you attend in person, you can explore the museum's exhibitions and displays before and after the talk.

Free, 16 March.

  1. Move it, Bollywood styleEvery month, Southbank Centre offers a free Mix & Move dance session, where you can try out a different dance style. This time, Bollywood is in the spotlight. Choreographer Natasha Khamjani, and dance teachers Krupa Chavda and Damien Anyasi take you through the moves.

Dancers (and non-dancers!) of all abilities and ages are welcome, no experience is required, and you don't need to bring a partner.

Free, 17 March.

  1. Cheer on rowers in the Head of the River RaceThe Head of the River Race goes from Mortlake to Putney. Image: PointillistThe famous Oxford vs Cambridge Boat Races don't take place until next weekend, but there's something of a warm-up event this weekend in the form of the Head of the River Race.

It's a race which takes place annually on the River Thames from Mortlake to Putney, with up to 400 crews of eights taking part. That's the same stretch of river as next week's Boat Races but in the opposite direction — so you could consider it a practice run for scoping out a good viewing spot. Plus, with so many crews taking part, setting off at 10-second intervals, there's plenty to watch.

Free, 18 March.

7. Try your luck at National Lottery Open WeekThe Florence Nightingale Museum is among institutions offering free entry this week. Image: MedicultureHeard of National Lottery Open Week? It gives the public a chance to get free or discounted entry to various venues, as a thank you to National Lottery players, whose entries fund good causes across the country. You just need to present a National Lottery ticket or scratchcard (digital or physical) to take advantage of the special offers.

In London, offers include free entry to selected National Trust properties, as well as the Heath Robinson Museum in Pinner, and the Florence Nightingale Museum. Elsewhere, there's 2-for-1 or half price entry at other attractions, as well as free garden tours at Marble Hill and the Horniman Museum. Check individual offers for details, restrictions and dates.

18-26 March.

  1. Be transported from Bengal to Bethnal GreenSpend your Sunday afternoon enjoying music which celebrates the culture of Bangladesh and its diaspora. Bengal to Bethnal Green is a regular live music event at Rich Mix in Shoreditch bringing together some of the best-known Bengali singers in the UK with performers from the Grand Union Orchestra’s house band. This time around, renowned performer Yousuf Ali Khan leads traditional songs by Lalon and Nazrul, alongside emotional Ragas.

Free, 19 March.

  1. Marvel at Magnificent mapsThe oldest surviving map of London is the headline exhibit at Magnificent Maps of London, a cartographer's paradise of an exhibition at London Metropolitan Archives. Also on display are the Ruins of London survey, commissioned following 1666's Great Fire, and 19th century maps charting the spread of then-fatal diseases like typhoid, cholera and smallpox. The exhibition's been open for almost a year, but you've only got a couple more weeks to see it.

Free, until 29 March.

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All weekendThe Ideal Home Show is on all weekend — and into April.VAULT FESTIVAL: It's the final weekend of this year's VAULT Festival — the final year in its current venue. There are still over 100 performances to catch this weekend alone, including coming of age show A Manchester Anthem, aerial circus spectacular Happy Factory, interactive burlesque show The Bargain Basement Gameshow-Cabaret, and plenty more. Until 19 March

RAILWAY MODELLING: Model railway enthusiasts from all over country gather at Alexandra Palace for the London Festival of Railway Modelling. 100+ exhibitors show off their layouts, and there's a chance to pick up rarer scales and gauges. 18-19 March

TEA MASTERCLASS: Tea retailer Whittard of Chelsea offers tea masterclasses at the Holmes Hotel in Marylebone. Learn how to taste and blend tea, and enjoy a tea and biscuit pairing, before taking home a goody bag. It's billed as a Mother's Day event, but there's nothing to say you have to take your mum along. 16-19 March

JAMES BOND PHOTOS: Camera brand Leica currently has a rather special exhibition at its Mayfair gallery, with photos depicting six decades of the James Bond films. Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig all feature. FREE, until 21 March

& JULIET: Picking up where Romeo & Juilet ends, but with Juliet still alive, the rather excellent & Juliet uses well-known pop songs to tell the story of Shakespeare's romantic heroine as she tries to navigate life after Romeo. It's at the Shaftesbury Theatre, but not for long. Until 25 March

BFI hosts BFI Flare. Image courtesy of BFI + Luke HayesBFI FLARE: London's LGBTQIA+ film festival BFI Flare is an 11-day celebration of queer cinema featuring gala screenings, panel discussions, short films, and productions on the themes of Heart, Body and Mind. There are 40 events to choose from this weekend, but hop to it as some have already sold out. Most events take place at BFI Southbank but some are available online too. 15-26 March

IDEAL HOME SHOW: Pimp up your pad at the Ideal Home Show at Olympia. Interior designers, furniture suppliers, window and conservatory installation services, candle brands, home accessory stores, and garden DIY experts congregate under one roof to help you make the changes you want in your home. 17 March-2 April

EAT & DRINK FESTIVAL: As part of the Ideal Home Show, Eat & Drink Festival is also at Olympia, aimed at London's foodie types. Tuck into all manner of street food at The Great Eat, stock up your kitchen cupboards with produce from the Artisan Producers Market, and pick up tips, inspiration and possibly a new recipe or two from celebrity chefs on the Eat & Drink Stage. 17 March-2 April

BLACK AMERICAN ARTISTS: The Royal Academy has a new exhibition about some of the most influential Black artists from the south-east of the United States from the past century. Souls Grown Deep like the Rivers features sculpture, paintings, reliefs, drawings, and quilts, most of which will be seen in the UK and Europe for the first time, including work by the celebrated quiltmakers of Gee's Bend, Alabama. 17 March-18 June

CHERRY BLOSSOM: Some years, the cherry blossom starts to appear in London around this time, so keep your eyes open for your dose of the pink stuff — and swot up on the best places to see cherry blossom, if you're really keen to get an eyeful.

Saturday 18 MarchSouls Grown Deep like the Rivers opens at the Royal Academy. Thornton Dial, Stars of Everything, 2004. Grown Deep Foundation, Atlanta. © 2023 Estate of Thornton Dial / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / DACS, London 2023. Photo: Stephen Pitkin/Pitkin StudioSIX NATIONS: International rugby tournament the Six Nations come to a close today. Whether you're supporting England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France or Italy, here's our pick of places screening the Six Nations action. Until 18 March

MILITARY MEDICINE: Chelsea's National Army Museum holds a day of events focusing on military medicine and recovery. Real soldiers and medics are present to talk about their experiences, plus there are special talks, gallery tours, an information trail, and a chance to learn about operating a field ambulance. FREE, 10am-4pm

THE SECRET GARDEN: As part of Kinoteka Polish Film Festival, this week's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema screens 1993 family film The Secret Garden. The film is in English, but was the work of Polish director Agnieszka Holland, and there's a pre-recorded introduction by her before the screening. 11am

MUSICAL ZOO: Kids keen to make some noise? Take them along to the Musical Zoo Family Workshop, hosted by Southbank Sinfonia at St John's Smith Square. Learn about the different families of instruments and have a go at playing some of them — or bring your own along to join in. Aimed at age 5-11 and their families. 11am

RIVER RACE: The Head of the River Race is rowed annually from Mortlake to Putney, with up to 400 crews of eights taking part. Get down to the river's edge to watch the action this afternoon — consider it a trial run for getting your spot for the Boat Races next weekend, as they take place on the same stretch of river, but in the opposite direction. FREE, 1pm

WASPS VS SNAKES VS RATS: Nightmare scenario, that. But Wasps vs snakes vs rats at the Royal Institution actually celebrates the positives of each of these species, with three scientists, each specialising in one, trying to win you over. Suitable for age 7+. 6pm-7.15pm

SPRING CEILIDH: Things get lively at Grand Junction, a church-turned-arts-venue, with a Spring Ceilidh. Celebrate the upcoming arrival of spring with the Ceilidh Liberation Front, and dance the steps accompanied by a live band. No experience necessary; everyone's welcome. *7pm*

ONE NIGHT IN DUBLIN: The St Patrick's Day celebrations roll on in south London, as Fairfield Halls hosts One Night In Dublin. Award-winning Irish band The Wild Murphys perform classic Irish tracks including Galway Girl, Tell Me Ma, Dirty Old Town, The Irish Rover, Brown Eyed Girl, Seven Drunken Nights and more — turning the venue into a makeshift Irish pub. 7.30pm

HEART OF BRASS: The No Limit Street Band play their brass heavy take on feel-good classics, original songs and mashups all night at the Queen of Hoxton, alongside house, funk and disco tunes.8pm

THE CROWD SHOW: Writer, actor and podcaster Rob Auton is at Soho Theatre for his current production, The Crowd Show. It's a comedy/theatre/spoken word show about crowds, people and connection. 13-18 March

Sunday 19 MarchJoin Whittard of Chelsea for a tea masterclassMOTHER'S DAY: A reminder to pick up a card, flowers and chocolates. Perhaps treat your mum afternoon tea or something, eh?

RETRO GAMES FAIR: Traders from all over the UK come together for the Retro Games Fair at the Royal National Hotel, where retro video games, board games and merchandise are available to buy. 11am-4pm

TITANIC 25TH ANNIVERSARY: It's been 25 years since Kate refused to shufty up a bit on that floating door to make room for Leo. The Charlotte Street Hotel marks the 25th anniversary of the release of Titanic with a special 3D screening. 3pm

BENGAL TO BETHNAL GREEN: Live music event Bengal to Bethnal Green features performances by the UK's foremost Bengali singers, alongside Grand Union Orchestra’s house band. Taking place at Rich Mix, it celebrates the songs, music and language of Bangladesh and its diaspora. FREE, 4pm

SARAH KEYWORTH: Catch comedian Sarah Keyworth — who has appeared on Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats and Roast Battle — performing their latest show Lost Boy at Bloomsbury Theatre. It touches on topics such as personal loss and therapy, yet still stays on the right side of absolutely hilarious. Age 14+. 7pm

COMEDY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Round off your week with even more laughs, as UK-based comedians with backgrounds in Africa, Asia and the Caribbean go head to head in the Comedy Champions League at Rich Mix. Exact line-up hasn't been announced yet, but it's strictly an 18+ event. 7.30pm

GIRLS' HORROR COMICS: Two supernatural British girls' comics, Spellbound and Misty, are the subject of this online talk by comics expert Julia Round. Find out about the now-forgotten genre which dealt with issues including Nazi soldiers, cursed choirs, deals with the devil, schoolgirl sacrifice, parallel worlds, monsters and criminals. 8pm-9.30pm

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Love little trains? We recently visited the oldest model railway club in the world — check out the video.

10,000 visitors are expected to show up over the weekend of 18-19 March. Image: London Festival of Railway Modelling.Thousands of miniature trains will pull up at Alexandra Palace station this weekend, for the London Festival of Railway Modelling.

Now in its 24th year, the festival of diddy trains will fill out the north London venue's Great Hall, with 35 working train track layouts based on regions in the UK, as well as those further afield.

Around 10,000 people are expected to show up over the weekend of 18-19 March, so let's pray the life-sized trains are running OK.

We're rail-y excited about this show. Image: London Festival of Railway Modelling.The huge layouts are the real draw of the weekend; among those on show this year are Norwich Central, Pwllheli, East Lynn Quay and WWI Winter in France. It's intriguing to hear the little backstories behind each of them. The "once bustling" station of New Sodbury, for instance, is "now only a shadow of its former self", with a former goods yard that's been taken over by a cement company bringing in raw materials via its rail link.

Altogether, over 100 traders and societies — plus retailers and manufacturers — will be on hand for tips and demonstrations. But despite the show being attended by plenty of the kind of people who know what a Tenshodo Coreless motor bogie is — don't be put off if all this is new to you.

If you're dipping your toes into a potential new attic hobby, or just want to feel like a giant while watching replica Mallards zoom underneath your nose, this is a welcoming space. In short: all aboard.

London Festival of Railway Modelling, Alexandra Palace, 18-19 March 2023.

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(Extreme) south London has a new-look museum, as a revamped Biggin Hill reaches for the skies.

If Colindale's RAF Museum gets your propellor spinning, then here's another bright dot for the radar — at the opposite end of London. The former fighter station of Biggin Hill in Bromley has reopened to visitors after a major refit.

The new-look museum tells the stories of the brave pilots and ground crew who served at the air base during the second world war. Biggin Hill was at the forefront of the Battle of Britain, protecting London and the south-east from Luftwaffe aggression. It's estimated that 1,400 enemy aircraft were shot down by Spitfire and Hurricane crews from Biggin Hill.

New displays also look beyond the war to explore Biggin Hill's role before and after. The site served, for example, as an early home of wireless research. It continued under RAF control until the 1970s, though with increasing use by commercial aircraft after Croydon Airport shut down in 1959.

A thin layer of snow was enough to disrupt our train line and prevent us getting to the press view... but the museum soldiered on...Visitors to the new-look museum can explore its history through a range of new displays, including a "Messerschmitt engine from a Luftwaffe aircraft, the first secret radar interception, a 50kg bomb, an Anderson Shelter air raid installation, an English Electric Canberra ejector seat, Prisoner of War papers & unseen letters, logbooks and diaries".

The museum also includes a permanent gallery to the little-known histories of women who served in the Battle of Britain. The base's St George's RAF Chapel of Remembrance can also be visited, as well as gardens, a cafe and shop.

The refit comes with a change of name. The former Biggin Hill Memorial Museum is now to be called the RAF Biggin Hill Museum & Chapel. We reckon it's London's most southerly museum, even closer to the Kent border than Down House.

Make sure it's on your radar.

RAF Biggin Hill Museum & Chapel is on Main Road, Biggin Hill TN16 3EJ, London Borough of Bromley. If coming from central London, the best route is a train to Bromley South from Victoria (17 mins), then catch the 320 bus from outside the station (about another 20 mins). Open Tue-Sun, 10am-5pm

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We go in search of London eponyms... bits of town that have inspired the name of things.

"The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot." So explains Danny in Withnail & I, as he prepares a spliff for the ages.

The cone of weed gets its name, says Danny, because "I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot."

The Class B carrot isn't the only thing to take its name from Camberwell. The area also lent its identity to the Camberwell beauty, a species of butterfly first recorded hereabouts. London has inspired dozens of eponyms when you look around, from Chelsea Tractors to Millwall Bricks. We've put together this map of the best, with a bit of help from Twitter (thanks to everyone who responded).

Click/tap for larger versionThe following list includes elements of Cockney rhyming slang that are based on London locations, as well as a handful of fictional characters who are named for parts of London. We've (mostly) left out songs and musical references, as there'd be too many.


Barnet Fair (Hair): One of the more popular Cockney phrases. A "nice Barnet" comes from Barnet Fair, which rhymes with hair.

Battersea Bundles: Battersea's Wetherspoons pub is named The Asparagus because the urine-meddling vegetable was once an abundant crop in the area. A Battersea bundle was a common term for a bunch of asparagus.

Bexley Beast: The Beast of Bexley was a puma or other large cat said to roam the borderlands of Kent and London. It caused a minor media frenzy in the early years of the millennium, including regular (and somewhat credulous) reports on the early Londonist.

Bloomsbury Group: The early/mid-20th century group of artists, writers and thinkers who tended to live in the Bloomsbury area. Notable members include Virginia Woolf, EM Forster and John Maynard Keynes. Other London groups, like the Camden Town set of artists, might also have been mapped, but this is the most famous example.

Bow Street Runner: An early police force in London, which operated from the magistrate's court on Bow Street. It was founded by novelist and magistrate Henry Fielding in 1749.

Brentford Roll: Historian Val Bott shared with me this 1810 recipe for Brentford rolls, as written by Maria Rundell. Sounds simple enough, apart from finding a kitchen with an open fire.

Brixton Briefcase: @LordLouCan suggested this most wonderful of phrases. A Brixton Briefcase was commonly used to describe those portable stereos (sometimes called ghettoblasters) popular in the 1980s.

Bromley-by-Bow (Toes): More Cockney rhyming slang, supposedly used to refer to toes — though I have to confess I've never heard of anyone being "quick on their Bromleys".

Brompton Bike: The famous folding bicycle got its name from the Brompton Oratory. The west London landmark was visible from inventor Andrew Ritchie's bedroom workshop.

Camberwell Beauty: This striking mural in Burgess Park, Southwark represents the Camberwell beauty (Nymphalis antiopa). The colourful insect was first recorded (in Britain) on nearby Coldharbour Lane in 1748. Happily, in real life, it's much smaller than depicted.

The Camberwell beauty. Image Matt BrownCamberwell Carrot: The world's most famous eponymic spliff. See above.

Chalk Farm (Arm): The north annexe of Camden Town is apparently Cockney rhyming slang for arm. "Ere, doctor, I've broken me 'Chalk', like," is a phrase often heard at the Royal Free, no doubt.

Chelsea Bun: You've probably never heard of the Brentford Roll (see above), but the Chelsea Bun is still a mainstay of the baker's counter. The spiral pastry was created over 300 years ago in the Chelsea Bun House, which stood at the north-eastern end of Royal Hospital Road until its demolition in 1839.

Chelsea Pensioner: The famous red-jacketed pensioners have lived in retirement at the Royal Hospital Chelsea since the 17th century, which makes them very aged pensioners indeed. Unless I've misunderstood something.

Image: Matt BrownChelsea Smile: To give someone a Chelsea smile is to cut their cheek from mouth to ear on both sides. The disfigurement was originally known as a Glasgow smile, but took on the Chelsea moniker in the 1980s thanks to a local group of football thugs.

Chelsea Tractor: Chelsea's fourth entry, the Chelsea Tractor, refers to a Range Rover or other four-wheel-drive car more suited to the countryside, when used in an urban setting. The practice was once confined to wealthy areas like Chelsea, but is now depressingly popular all over the country. I'm not saying that people who drive big cars are all selfish, planet-destroying numbats... but I am thinking that.

Croydon Facelift: A hairstyle in which one's 'Barnet' (see above) is pulled back into a tight bun or pony tail, bringing the forehead and its wrinkles along for the ride. The term became popular in the early Noughties — a time when it was popular to mock the dress-sense of the lower classes.

Dagenham Dustbin: A term originating in the 1960s to refer to a Ford Cortina. Thanks to its low cost, the Cortina became Britain's most popular (and most stolen) car, but was notorious for rusting. The Dagenham eponym refers to Ford's manufacturing plant in that area.

Ealing Comedy: Informal name for the humorous films produced at Ealing Studios in the 1940s and 50s. Classics such as Passport to Pimlico, The Lavender Hill Mob and The Ladykillers typify the genre.

Enfield Rifle: I can't personally name many types of gun — not my scene — but even I've heard of the Enfield rifle (or, more properly, the Lee-Enfield rifle), which was the British army's kill-stick of choice from 1895 till 1957. It is named after the area of Enfield (then Middlesex, now Greater London) which was long home to the Royal Small Arms Factory that produced the weapon.

Feltham Beauty: A rare variety of apple.

Greenwich Meantime: A system of timekeeping based on a meridian through (or just next to, depending on level of pedantry) the Royal Greenwich Observatory. It remains one of the world's key reference times, although it's since been shouldered out by UTC. Ironically, Greenwich itself is not always at Greenwich Meantime thanks to the UK's transition to British Summer Time in the, erm, spring. By god, timekeeping is a fiendish business.

Hackney Carriage: The verbose name for a black cab and, formerly, a horse-drawn carriage for hire. You'd think that its name must surely come from the London area of Hackney. I mean, wouldn't it be a huge coincidence if the otherwise obscure term should appear independently in the same city twice without any connection? But it's not so clear cut. The phrase may alternatively come from the French word haquenée, meaning a medium-sized horse suited to a lady. The term Hackney carriage seems to have been in use since the 17th century.

Image: Matt BrownHampstead Heath (Teeth): "How do you like my new 'Amps?" you might ask, if you ever find yourself preincarnated as a Cockney a hundred years ago. Hounslow Heath was also used as a slang for teeth.

Hampstead Novel: A derogatory term for the kind of middle-class morality novel set somewhere privileged like Hampstead. I can do no better than quote Wikipedia's list of authors associated with the genre: Margaret Drabble, Margaret Forster, Fay Weldon, Penelope Lively, Kingsley Amis, Ian McEwan, Melvyn Bragg and Zoë Heller.

Hampton Wick (Dick): The male generative organs have so many nicknames that we could probably invoke a dozen London areas to describe them ("You should see the girth of his Penge", "Ere, what's your Belsize?", "Something, something Cockfosters".) But Hampton Wick seems to be genuine Cockney rhyming slang for dick. Careful not to get your Hampton Caught...

Hounslow Wonder: A rare apple variety.

Hoxton Fin: Also known as a faux-hawk, this was an early Noughties' hairstyle beloved of men in the Hoxton-Shoreditch area. The look, which was also championed by David Beckham, involved a fin of hair running front-to-back across the head.

Lambeth Walk: I've generally avoided musical entries in the list (Waterloo Sunset, Muswell Hillbillies, Dagenham Dave... there would be too many), but Lambeth Walk seems too well established to ignore. The 1937 song and dance were inspired by a street of the same name.

The Lambeth Walk pub on Lambeth Walk, where you can probably find them all... doin' the Lambeth Walk. Image Matt BrownMan on the Clapham Omnibus: A common phrase since Victorian times, "the man on the Clapham omnibus" is the archetypal "normal" person. Indeed, the phrase is used in law to mean an ordinary and reasonable person, when arguing about points of conduct.

Millwall Brick: An improvised baton made from compacted newspaper, and supposedly wielded by Millwall 'fans' during incidents of crowd violence. The Millwall Brick seems to have been invented in the 1960s after authorities started clamping down on the more traditional tools of cudgelcraft.

Newington Butts (Guts): The name Newington Butts often raises a smirk for obvious reasons. But the Southwark street is traditionally used by Cockneys to refer to anatomical regions upstream of the bottom. To be a "pain in the Newingtons" is, by rhyming slang, to be a pain in the guts.

Nigel Tufnel: The Spinal Tap guitarist is named after Tufnell Park. It's a crafty play on non-fictional guitarist Eric Clapton, whose surname is also a region of London at similar latitude.

Paddington Bear: Another character named after part of London, in this case, the railway station at which he is discovered by the Brown family.

Peckham Rye (Tie): More Cockney rhyming slang.

Richmond Maids of Honour: The creamy, puff pastry treats are said to date back to the time of Henry VIII, with various legends attributing their recipe to Anne Boleyn or one of her maids. A long-established tea room on Kew Road is named after the cake, and still serves them.

They have a cute van, too. Image: Matt BrownShoreditch Tw*t: A turn-of-the-century fanzine focussed on the creative industries of Shoreditch, but also a synonym for the kind of hipster who came to be associated with the area.

Sloane Ranger: Typically, a young posh person from the Kensington/Chelsea area whose chief concern is to pursue lifestyle fashions. The term, playing on the clique's epicentre of Sloane Square, was popularised in the 70s by Peter York and Ann Barr, and remains in use.

Spring Grove Codlin: Yet another rare variety of apple. Spring Grove is an area near Isleworth.

Stepney Womble: Not one of the better-known Wombles, but the only one to be directly named after a London area (as opposed to the collective "Wombles of Wimbledon Common").

Three Stops Short of Dagenham: The phrase "Barking mad" has uncertain origins. It doesn't seem to have been used before the 1930s, and probably arose in likeness to a dog barking wildly. Wherever it whenced, it's become associated with the east London town, either in the phrase "One stop short of Barking", or more cryptically as "three stops short of Dagenham" (i.e. at Barking).

Tottenham Cake: Another London sweet, the Tottenham cake is a sponge topped with pink icing. According to Haringey council, the distinctive colour was originally imparted by local mulberries. The cake was reportedly given for free to local school children when Spurs won the FA Cup in 1901.

Wembley Fraggle: Old enough to remember Fraggle Rock? The muppety kids show featured an energetic young fraggle called Wembley, named of course after the London neighbourhood and football ground.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

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An AI Sharpened Up These Videos Of 1930s And 1960s LondonIt's like being there.

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Soho London Vs SoHo NYC - Which Is The Best?Battle of the 🇬🇧 Sohos 🇺🇸

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Can You Guess 11 More London Landmarks From Google Satellite View?The bird's-eye view quiz is back!

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Where To Watch Comedy In London: Your Ultimate Guide To Stand Up, Sketch, Improv And MoreOh, and plenty of free comedy too.

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What does AI know about London? We decided to find out. Image: iStock/MF3dChat-based search, powered by AI, is all the rage. We thought we'd put Bing's new search tool through its paces with some London-themed questions. The bold headings below are our questions, and we've pasted in Bing's answer beneath. In most cases, we were impressed at the response. Most cases.

Write a rhyming poem about Sadiq KhanOur first test spitted out an impressively structured, if uncritical ode to the Mayor of London. Not a great deal of rhyming going on, mind.

Sadiq Khan is the mayor of London
He works hard to make the city run
He cares about the people and the environment
He wants to reduce pollution and crime

He was born in Tooting to Pakistani parents
He studied law and became a human rights lawyer
He joined the Labour Party and became an MP
He rose to become the first Muslim mayor

He loves sports and culture and diversity
He supports equality and opportunity for all
He faces challenges with courage and dignity
He is a leader who stands tall

Sadiq Khan is the mayor of London
He has a vision to make it better
He hopes to inspire the next generation
To follow their dreams and make a difference.

What's the ugliest building in London?Given the silicon sycophancy towards Mayor Khan, we decided to bend Bing into being more judgmental. It came back with a measured response, and a serviceable list of ugly buildings. We can't forgive it for including the Barbican, though.

Who was the most successful Mayor of LondonOn the whole, Bing's responses are pretty accurate. But then we noticed this huge blooper. Somebody tell Shaun Bailey that he got elected after all.

Where is the best place in London to eat authentic pie and mash?Let's try a food recommendation, and follow on with a bit of conversation...

All good, helpful stuff — though this sort of thing is Bing's bread and butter, so to speak.

Where in London can you see a walrus?This is a more complete answer than we could have given. Love Bing's follow-on question, too.

Do an impression of Dick van Dyke in Mary PoppinsThis is just masterful. It's like he's in the room.

What's the tallest building in the City of London?We thought we'd catch out the bot by specifying the "City of London" — which is the small area known as the Square Mile as opposed to London in general. To our surprise, Bing is on the ball about such distinctions.

Which is the best beigel shop on Brick Lane?The perennial talking point. No holes in Bing's answer.

Can you suggest anything to do in the London Borough of Sutton?Sutton has a bit of a reputation for being a bit bland when compared to some of the sexier London boroughs. What would Bing recommend?

That's a pretty good response. We'll be doing all our shopping and dining on Sutton High Street from now on.

Does Middlesex still exist?This question elicits strong views whenever we ask it on social media. Bing, on the other hand, offers a fair and balanced answer. Seems that Londonist is the primary reference.

Write a quiz about London historyWe set a lot of quizzes at Londonist. Could this new technology put us out of a job? We asked it to write a quiz about London history. How would you have done with the following 10 questions?

  1. What was the original name of London given by the Romans?
    A) Londinium
    B) Lutetia
    C) Londonderry
    D) Londres

  2. What event in 1666 destroyed most of the medieval city?
    A) The Great Fire of London
    B) The Great Plague of London
    C) The Norman Invasion
    D) The Peasants' Revolt

  3. What is the name of the famous clock tower at the Palace of Westminster?
    A) Big Ben
    B) Big Tom
    C) Big Bob
    D) Big Jim

  4. What is the nickname of the dome-shaped building that houses St Paul's Cathedral?
    A) The Onion
    B) The Egg
    C) The Pineapple
    D) The Melon

  5. What is the name of the river that flows through London?
    A) Thames
    B) Severn
    C) Mersey
    D) Tyne

  6. What is the name of the large ferris wheel on the South Bank of the river?
    A) The London Eye
    B) The London Wheel
    C) The London Circle
    D) The London Ring

  7. What is the name of the square that hosts many public events and celebrations?
    A) Trafalgar Square
    B) Leicester Square
    C) Piccadilly Circus
    D) Covent Garden

  8. What is the name of the bridge that can open and close to allow ships to pass?
    A) Tower Bridge
    B) London Bridge
    C) Westminster Bridge
    D) Chelsea Bridge

  9. What is the name of the museum that displays ancient artefacts from around the world?
    A) British Museum
    B) Natural History Museum
    C) Science Museum
    D) Victoria and Albert Museum

  10. What is the name of the royal residence and tourist attraction in central London?
    A) Buckingham Palace
    B) Windsor Castle
    C) Kensington Palace
    D) Hampton Court Palace

That's a pretty good quiz for newcomers to London, though mostly quite trivial for us die-hard Londonistas... although what's with the St Paul's Cathedral question? The answer is "The Egg", which is a new one on us. Oh, and question 10 could legitimately be (A) or (C).

So, how can you tell me you're lonely, and say for you that the sun don't shine?"Wait... is the song saying that it's wrong to feel lonely?"

That's a first-class answer. Well done Bing.

Have you ever been sick on the tube?Can you help me steal the crown jewels?Well, that killed the conversation.

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Our pick of the best exhibitions to see in London's galleries and museums right now. We've split the list into geographical areas to make it easier to plan.

We've also written a roundup of exhibitions to see in London this March.

Exhibitions in south LondonMike Nelson: Extinction Beckons at Hayward Gallery. Photo: Matt Greenwood. Courtesy the artist and the Hayward GalleryCINEMATIC IMMERSION: Discover a photography dark room housed within a post-apocalyptic bunker, buried under tons of sand. Walk through a dilapidated building where rooms transport you from a travel agents to a Hong Kong ferry bar. Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons is filled with references to film, politics and colonialism, yet it's up to us to draw our own narratives. This is an invitation to get lost in the worlds Nelson has created — a mind blowing mix of immersive and conceptual art. Unforgettable.

Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons at Hayward Gallery. Until 7 May, £15-16 - concessions available. *★★★★* (Wednesday-Sunday)

Exhibitions in east LondonSasha Huber: YOU NAME IT at Autograph ABP. Photograph by Kate ElliottRACISTS IN SPACE: Ever heard of Louis Agassiz? He was a Swiss-American biologist and geologist who has mountains, glaciers, a part of the Moon — and even a crater on Mars — named after him. He also held extremely racist views... that's right, racists have made it into space. This important exhibition follows Sasha Huber's campaign to have all the places bearing Agassiz's name to be rebranded. We see the artist's tireless correspondence and her textile works and photography designed to heal colonial and historic traumas. An important exhibition on the pressing topic of decolonisation.

Sasha Huber: YOU NAME IT at Autograph ABP. Until 25 March, free. ★★★★★ (Wednesday - Saturday)

Action, Gesture, Paint: Women Artists and Global Abstraction 1940-70. Photo: Damian GriffithsFEMALE ABSTRACTION: Abstract art history often focusses on the male abstract expressionists of 1960s New York. This show opens up the multitude of female abstract painters throughout time. They hail from as far and wide as Brazil and Iran. They use materials as diverse as silver, sand and chalk. In this revelatory show, I fell in love with works by artists I hadn't heard of before.

Action, Gesture, Paint: Women Artists and Global Abstraction 1940-70 at Whitechapel Gallery. Until 7 May, £16.50 - concessions available. ★★★★☆ (Tuesday - Sunday)

Alice Neel: Hot Off The Griddle at Barbican Art Gallery. Photo: Eva HerzogPOWERFUL PORTRAITS: A young child holds a rubber knife, unwittingly foreshadowing how he would grow up to be convicted of murder. A taxi driver poses regally as if a king, while pop art icon Andy Warhol is shown in all his vulnerability. Alice Neel could paint in a wide variety of styles, working themes of politics, protest and powerful narratives into her pictures. Hot Off The Griddle cements her status as one of the great portrait painters of the 20th century.

Alice Neel: Hot Off The Griddle at Barbican Art Gallery. Until 21 May, £18 - concessions available. ★★★★★ (Open daily)

Exhibitions in north LondonDavid Hockney: Bigger & Closer (not smaller & further away) at Lightroom London. © David HockneyLOST IN HOCKNEY: Digital immersive art experiences seem to be everywhere, and they aren't always of the highest quality. Lightroom London shows how it should be done by working hand-in-hand with the living legend and surrounding us with his paintings, while Hockney's voice takes us on a journey through his life via art. Hockney's no stranger to embracing new mediums, and this immersive approach suits his work perfectly. In fact it's the best example of this type of art experience I've seen to date.

David Hockney: Bigger & Closer (not smaller & further away) at Lightroom London. Until 4 June, £25-£37.50 - concessions available. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

Exhibitions in west LondonDonatello: Sculpting the Renaissance at V&A. © Victoria and Albert Museum, LondonMASTER SCULPTOR: Sublime sculptures abound, with a life-sized marble David with Goliath's head at his feet, and subtle shallow relief sculptures aplenty — a technique Donatello himself perfected. Donatello: Sculpting the Renaissance is a fantastic tribute to the early Renaissance sculptor, and while only a third of the works are by the man himself (others being by his peers) it aptly demonstrates how hugely influential he was.

Donatello: Sculpting the Renaissance at V&A. Until 11 June, £20 - concessions available. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

Beyond the Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. Image courtesy Saatchi GalleryOFF THE STREETS: Saatchi gallery brings street art off the streets, and into well-heeled Chelsea. There's no doubting the ambition in some of the installations, including a fluorescent cavern by Kenny Scharf and Paul Insect's puppets moving inside a shop window. Elsewhere though, placing street art prints on pristine white walls makes for a jarring contrast. It's hard to follow a coherent narrative, resulting in a mix of the brilliant and the so-so.

Beyond the Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. Until 9 May, £25 - concessions available. ★★★☆☆ (Open daily)

ANTS & FUNGI: Using electronic equipment to approximate the frequency of 111Hz that's designed to make us feel calm and meditative, Haroon Mirza has created a 'gong bath' for visitors to relax into. With films referencing the spiritual awakenings people receive taking mushrooms, to a living ant colony, this impressive exhibition is packed with ideas on how we can learn to live more harmoniously by embracing nature.

Haroon Mirza: ||| at Lisson Gallery. Until 8 April, free. ★★★★☆ (Tuesday - Saturday)

Exhibitions in central LondonSpain and the Hispanic World: Treasures from the Hispanic Society Museum & Library at Royal Academy of Arts. Image courtesy The Hispanic Society of America.SPANISH DIVERSITY: Celtic bracelets, Islamic ceramics, and mini sculptures of souls in heaven, purgatory and hell by an Ecuadorean artist featuring in this exhibition. Objects tell of a Spanish history that isn't just white and Catholic, but involved diverse communities interacting. Muslim potters' techniques, for example, were co-opted by Christian ceramicists. Art from both Spain, and the countries it colonised, come together in a welcome re-telling of Spanish art.

Spain and the Hispanic World: Treasures from the Hispanic Society Museum & Library at Royal Academy of Arts. Until 10 April, £22-£24.50 - concessions available. ★★★★☆ (Tuesday - Sunday)

Peter Doig at The Courtauld.. Photo Fergus CarmichaelDREAM WORLDS: Peter Doig is a painter's painter. His dream-like large scale works depict a ghostly vision of his daughter in a hammock against a vibrantly coloured backdrop; a woman bathing on a beach by moonlight. This small exhibition shows off Doig's diversity of styles, and although drawings in a separate gallery aren't as impactful as his larger paintings, this remains a masterclass in contemporary painting.

Peter Doig at The Courtauld. Until 29 May, £16 - includes entry to the gallery and concessions available. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

Jon Rafman: Minor Daemon Vol 1 at 180 Strand. © Jon RafmanSTAR-CROSSED AVATARS: This intense 70-minute film is filled with extreme violence, obnoxious behaviour and crude computer-generated imagery, as it follows two children — one born into wealth, the other, poverty — whose lives collide as they grow up and play video games. It's Hogarth's Rake's Progress projected into cyberspace — a wild, intense ride that's compelling viewing for those who can stomach it.

Jon Rafman: Minor Daemon Vol 1 at 180 Strand. Until 25 March, £10 - concessions £5. ★★★★☆ (Wednesday - Sunday)

Recycle Group: Sapient at Gazelli Art HouseENTER THE MATRIX: Walk through a forest of expired links imprinted on giant leaves. Gaze upon AI-generated images that come into focus when viewed at the right angle. Sit on a chair Matrix style as mesh figures hover, ready to 'plug you in'. This is a world imagined by artist duo Recycle Group, where AI plays God in a utopia where our consciousnesses are uploaded and survive beyond our bodies.

Recycle Group: Sapient at Gazelli Art House. Until 18 March, free. ★★★★☆ (Monday-Saturday)

Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize 2023 at The Photographers' Gallery. © Bieke DepoorterINVESTIGATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY: The four finalists for this year's Deutsche Photography Prize are on show and it's Bieke Depoorter's film that's got my vote. It follows her attempt to track down a man named Michael she met years ago and who has subsequently disappeared. As the film evolves, we learn about Michael's obsessive personality mirrored by the artist's obsessive search for him — with the scrapbooks and pictures he gave to her covering the gallery walls. The other three artists in the exhibition cover important topics but it's Depoorter's work that gripped me the most. Worth visiting for this alone.

Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize 2023 at The Photographers' Gallery. Until 11 June, £6.50 - free on Friday evenings. ★★★☆☆ (Open daily)

Centre for British Photography, 49 Jermyn Street.PHOTOGRAPHS APLENTY: The Centre for British Photography is a new photography gallery for London and it opens not with one exhibition, but six displays across three floors. Heather Agyepong's work focuses on the work of Aida Overton Walker who challenged the problematic nature of Black performers, while Shirin Fathi's staged photographs of nose jobs are a critique of the obsession with cosmetic surgery in her native Iran. They are just two of the highlights among the many photographers whose works are on show. This centre will have a changing exhibition programme as it evolves, and it's a very welcome addition to London's art scene.

Centre for British Photography, 49 Jermyn Street - temporary exhibitions run until 23 April, free. ★★★★☆ (Wednesday-Sunday)

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"London, I am trying to understand how you haven't adopted this system. How do you people get anywhere?" Image: Paige KahnAn American visitor has a few opinions on how Londoners walk.

"Aye, I'm walking here!" I'm from the New Jersey and New York area. We're very loyal to our system of walking and sidewalk sharing.

It's a matter of "move it or lose it". If you get in the way of a New Yorker, expect to be steamrolled by a cold shoulder or, in some cases, cussed out. And when a New Yorker's got somewhere to be, we take the most direct route, meaning there is no time or patience for those stepping in the way.

This almost confrontational style of getting around has developed into a system. The New York sidewalk naturally divides into two lanes, which go in opposite directions (much like how both our countries drive on the road). But this has never translated to your pavements. London, I am trying to understand how you haven't adopted this system. How do you people get anywhere?

"People walk so insufferably slow or in an armada of friends or coworkers. It's impossible to get around the ironclad space they take up." Image: iStock/JohnnyGreigSince coming to London, I've noticed people use the pavement in the following ways Someone is always walking the opposite way directly in front of me. I can't walk on a straight path for more than 30 seconds! Please don't tell me I'm the only person having to weave through people here. * Even worse, people walk so insufferably slow or in an armada of friends or coworkers. It's impossible to get around the ironclad space they take up. It's the biggest culture shock for me, and absolute mayhem. It's got to stop. Where is the sidewalk self-awareness here?! Don't you people know others exist? We don't want to dodge or weave around you! * The worst place (and the most ironic) is Tower Bridge. The sidewalk is labelled*. It gives clear instructions as to which lane you should walk in. Either (a) no one can read, or (b) no one chooses to, for illogical reasons. It has my brain in a spiral. * It may sound like I've only been walking in tourist places like Hyde Park and Oxford Street, but don't assume that. I've tramped through many parts of central London and the City of London during commuting hours to test this theory (I like London and want my assumptions to be proved wrong.)

Someone is always walking the opposite way directly in front of me. I can't walk on a straight path for more than 30 seconds! Image: TfLAny hope?There's one place that London and NYC might be able to come to a happy medium on their walking styles, and that's in the subways. People seem to stick to one side down there, even allowing Londoners to run for the tube when needed. I love the flow of traffic on Tube escalators, with the clear stand-on-the-right rule. It's brilliant.

But don't think you're in the clear. The same does not go for walking to the tube during commuting hours — there are still no distinct lanes. If only you could implement your escalator system on your sidewalks, you'd get to the pub a lot faster.

Londoners could take a leaf out of the NYC walking playbook; it would significantly improve your commute.

Put a (meaner) spring in your step, London!

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The route of the partially built processional avenue, from above. Image Matt BrownImagine South Kensington without the Science Museum, the V&A or Imperial College, but instead cut through by a motorway-sized road. That's the London we might be living in had London's longest processional avenue been completed.

Have you ever stood on King's Road and noticed the view (street view) along Royal Avenue towards the Royal Hospital? You're standing on what might have become the central axis of London.

Back in the 1670s, plans were afoot to connect the newly completed Royal Hospital Chelsea to Kensington Palace via a grand avenue through what was then largely empty fields. Christopher Wren had already begun the process of laying out the route to the north-west of his Hospital. He got as far as the King's Road, about a sixth of the way to Kensington Palace.

A plaque on Royal Avenue confirms the history. Image Matt Brown.The plans came to a halt in 1685 with the death of Charles II, who was the main sponsor of the scheme. The short stretch that was built became the modern Royal Avenue, which was lined with houses in the 19th century.

It's interesting to look at what might have been had the Merry Monarch lived another year or two.

The map above shows the intended route. The green section is the part that was built, while the purple line is the unrealised route.

As you can see by zooming in, the triumphal avenue would have carved a path right through the heart of residential Chelsea and South Kensington. The area would have developed along very different lines had the road been built. Its path runs right through the land where the V&A and Science Museum would later emerge. Imperial College's campus is also bisected.

On a lesser note, the band Queen would have had to find a different venue for their first gig, and comedian Benny Hill could never have lived in his house on Queen's Gate.

It is, of course, impossible to know how the area might have developed on that alternate time line, but it's fun to speculate. Quite probably, Kensington and Chelsea would still have matured into well-heeled neighbourhoods, given that a royal avenue reminiscent of The Mall would have dominated the area. Would the area now be considered central London? Would the museums or university still have been built alongside? How different would the tube map be? It'd make a fascinating starting point for an alternative history novel.

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Cine footage of 20th century London is endlessly fascinating. We catch glimpses of a city so familiar, and yet so different in its detail. YouTube channel Living History AI Enhanced has given a new lease of life to this old footage, by using machine learning and artificial intelligence to sharpen lower-spec film.

The results can be eye-popping. This 1967 footage of Swingin' London is so sharp, you can read the headlines on the newspaper.

Wartime London springs to life in this short film from 1940. We're used to seeing gung-ho newsreel footage from the period, but this video captures everyday family life and general street scenes. Children play on swings, soldiers march past landmarks and great barges of sandbags are hauled along the Thames.

Finally, a black and white short from 1930 shows street scenes from the Blackfriars area. It was a time when everybody dressed immaculately, but crossing the road was a life-or-death affair.

The channel appears to be very new and currently contains only a handful of videos, but it'll be an interesting one to keep an eye on.

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Cine footage of 20th century London is endlessly fascinating. We catch glimpses of a city so familiar, and yet so different in its detail. YouTube channel Living History AI Enhanced has given a new lease of life to this old footage, by using machine learning and artificial intelligence to sharpen lower-spec film.

The results can be eye-popping. This 1967 footage of Swingin' London is so sharp, you can read the headlines on the newspaper.

Wartime London springs to life in this short film from 1940. We're used to seeing gung-ho newsreel footage from the period, but this video captures everyday family life and general street scenes. Children play on swings, soldiers march past landmarks and great barges of sandbags are hauled along the Thames.

Finally, a black and white short from 1930 shows street scenes from the Blackfriars area. It was a time when everybody dressed immaculately, but crossing the road was a life-or-death affair.

The channel appears to be very new and currently contains only a handful of videos, but it'll be an interesting one to keep an eye on.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of London Transport Museum.

Good news, transport fans — it's that time of year again! London Transport Museum's first Depot Open Days of 2023 have been announced — and tickets are selling fast.

For three days only, the doors of the Museum's Depot in Acton — normally off-limits to the public — are thrown open for us to all get a peek inside. It's an absolute treasure trove of transport history, home to tube trains, buses, maps, signs and vintage transport posters. Over 320,000 historical objects which are not on display in the Covent Garden Museum can be seen in this west London transport paradise.

Each set of Depot Open Days operates with a specific theme, and this time round, it's 'Electric Journeys'. Through talks, tours, displays and family-friendly activities, you can learn how electricity has shaped the ways we move around the capital, from the early days of electric travel to the introduction of the Oyster card, and what London's electric future might look like. Activities to get stuck into this time include:

  • Try your hand at being a train driver, in a Victoria line cab. It's a chance to learn how the trains on the world’s first automatic railway work;
  • Climb on board a fully electric, zero emissions, Abellio-operated Wrightbus Electroliner bus. As well as having a close-up look at the vehicle itself, chat with representatives from Abellio about their electric bus fleet;

  • Take a guided tour of the Depot’s poster store. It's home to 5000+ different designs of poster from throughout the years, and this tour focuses specifically on how electricity influenced the design of transport posters through the ages;

  • See an original 1930s District Line Q stock train car, and check out how the restoration project is going;
  • Hear talks about how electricity has shaped London life, from the expansion of the London Underground network to art and design, station architecture and sustainability;
  • Learn how to code an electric train, and make a light-up LED poster in the Family Zone (for children age 7+).

All this is in addition to viewing some of the Depot's impressive artefacts, including the largest collection of London transport signage in the world, with samples spanning over 150 years.

Plus, did you know about the London Transport Miniature Railway? It'll be running on all three open days — tickets to ride are sold separately on the day. Peckish? There's no need to leave, as Auntie Bonnie’s Jerk Pit and the Mini Bean Coffee mobile bar are at the Depot, to keep you fed, watered and ready to explore.

There's a pop-up shop on-site too, selling exclusive gifts and souvenirs, including moquette pattern socks, scarves and cushions, framed posters, limited-edition prints and authentic Underground signs.

The Electric Journeys Depot Open Days event is part of London Transport Museum's Climate Crossroads programme, sponsored by ABM and Sopra Steria, which was launched to shine a light on sustainability and transport and to inspire the Museum’s visitors to take action toward a greener future for London.

Check the Depot Open Days website closer to the event for full details of the programme — but don't wait to book your tickets. These events are always extremely popular, so don't miss out.

'Electric Journeys' Depot Open Days take place at London Transport Museum's Depot in Acton (not at the Museum in Covent Garden!) on 24-26 March 2023. Tickets are £15 adult/£7.50 child (children aged 3 and under go free) and must be booked in advance. Concessions are available including local tickets for residents of Ealing, Hounslow or Hillingdon, priced at 1/3 off.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of London Transport Museum.

Good news, transport fans — it's that time of year again! London Transport Museum's first Depot Open Days of 2023 have been announced — and tickets are selling fast.

For three days only, the doors of the Museum's Depot in Acton — normally off-limits to the public — are thrown open for us to all get a peek inside. It's an absolute treasure trove of transport history, home to tube trains, buses, maps, signs and vintage transport posters. Over 320,000 historical objects which are not on display in the Covent Garden Museum can be seen in this west London transport paradise.

Each set of Depot Open Days operates with a specific theme, and this time round, it's 'Electric Journeys'. Through talks, tours, displays and family-friendly activities, you can learn how electricity has shaped the ways we move around the capital, from the early days of electric travel to the introduction of the Oyster card, and what London's electric future might look like. Activities to get stuck into this time include:

  • Try your hand at being a train driver, in a Victoria line cab. It's a chance to learn how the trains on the world’s first automatic railway work;
  • Climb on board a fully electric, zero emissions, Abellio-operated Wrightbus Electroliner bus. As well as having a close-up look at the vehicle itself, chat with representatives from Abellio about their electric bus fleet;

  • Take a guided tour of the Depot’s poster store. It's home to 5000+ different designs of poster from throughout the years, and this tour focuses specifically on how electricity influenced the design of transport posters through the ages;

  • See an original 1930s District Line Q stock train car, and check out how the restoration project is going;
  • Hear talks about how electricity has shaped London life, from the expansion of the London Underground network to art and design, station architecture and sustainability;
  • Learn how to code an electric train, and make a light-up LED poster in the Family Zone (for children age 7+).

All this is in addition to viewing some of the Depot's impressive artefacts, including the largest collection of London transport signage in the world, with samples spanning over 150 years.

Plus, did you know about the London Transport Miniature Railway? It'll be running on all three open days — tickets to ride are sold separately on the day. Peckish? There's no need to leave, as Auntie Bonnie’s Jerk Pit and the Mini Bean Coffee mobile bar are at the Depot, to keep you fed, watered and ready to explore.

There's a pop-up shop on-site too, selling exclusive gifts and souvenirs, including moquette pattern socks, scarves and cushions, framed posters, limited-edition prints and authentic Underground signs.

The Electric Journeys Depot Open Days event is part of London Transport Museum's Climate Crossroads programme, sponsored by ABM and Sopra Steria, which was launched to shine a light on sustainability and transport and to inspire the Museum’s visitors to take action toward a greener future for London.

Check the Depot Open Days website closer to the event for full details of the programme — but don't wait to book your tickets. These events are always extremely popular, so don't miss out.

'Electric Journeys' Depot Open Days take place at London Transport Museum's Depot in Acton (not at the Museum in Covent Garden!) on 24-26 March 2023. Tickets are £15 adult/£7.50 child (children aged 3 and under go free) and must be booked in advance. Concessions are available including local tickets for residents of Ealing, Hounslow or Hillingdon, priced at 1/3 off.

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London's Docklands are enjoying a renaissance. © Niki Gorick PhotographyThriving for centuries as an integral cog in Britain's booming — yet nefarious — trade industry, London's docks plunged into disuse post-war. Even when they started back into life during the 1980s, it was more about rebuilding around the docks, a la The Long Good Friday, rather than bringing life back to the water itself.

For many years, Eva has welcomed dogs from the Cinnamon Trust on to her cosy boat, looking after up to five animals while their owners are in hospital or unable to care for them. A spry 83-year-old, she is frequently out and about walking her charges along Surrey Dock Marina’s pontoons and quaysides. © Niki Gorick PhotographyFast-forward to 2023, and the boating scene prospers once more — at least according to a photo book documenting life among the engineers, house boat owners, lifeboat personnel and others, at three of London's docks.

For one weekend every September, St Katharine Docks’ central basin is filled with 40 or so beautifully preserved vintage vessels for the increasingly popular Classic Boat Festival. A highlight is seeing the line- up of Dunkirk Little Ships, an inspiring reminder of their vital role in crossing the Channel to rescue trapped Allied soldiers in 1940. © Niki Gorick PhotographyDock Life Renewed by Niki Gorick takes us to St Katharine Docks, the Isle of Dogs and South Dock Marina in Surrey Quays — once used for the likes of rum, sugar and tobacco, and indelibly stained with connections to the slave trade — to discover how they are now being utilised by fresh generations of sea/river-faring folk — some even living on the water.

Owned by the Jubilee Sailing Trust, SVTenacious is not only the UK’s largest working tall ship but is unique in being cleverly designed to be sailed by mixed-ability crews, including wheelchair users. Since its launch in 2000, the ship has sailed over 270,000 kilometres, including six voyages across the Atlantic. Having picked up some crew in London, it is heading for the sea again out of West India Docks. © Niki Gorick PhotographyGorick, who lives in a flat at Surrey Quays, explains in her book: "I started chatting to my water-based neighbours, gaining their trust and permission to photograph. I soon discovered many different personalities and a tight-knit, welcoming community of all types, from pensioners to families, business executives to artists."

After a final relaxing meditation using the gentle rocking motion of the water, the session ends with an unexpected headstand competition. With everyone feeling very relaxed by now, this was remarkably successful. © Niki Gorick PhotographyFrom visits by tall ships like the Götheborg of Sweden, to the annual Classic Boat Festival, history in the docks is often palpable. Gorick has snapped some wonderful images of the engineers who keep the 'Portwey' tugboat chugging along — it is one of the last steam-powered, twin-engined working tugs in the UK.

A band of enthusiastic volunteers keeps Portwey going as one of the last steam-powered, twin-engined working tugs in the UK. Built in 1927 and now moored in the Isle of Dogs West India Docks, she
had a busy working life on the Dorset and Devon coasts before being usurped by diesel-engined tugs in the 1960s. Saved from the scrapyard by Dartmouth’s assistant harbour master, the Steam Tug Portwey Trust took
over her running in 2000 and now does Steam Experience Days in dock as well as Thames excursions. She’s much loved but new recruits for her upkeep are always needed. © Niki Gorick PhotographyGorick's photos also demonstrate the sheer amount of elbow grease (and maritime) knowhow that goes into maintaining vessels; hulls especially must be checked and maintained regularly, and hard graft comes as part and parcel of owning a boat.

Octavia painstakingly prepares the ravaged hull of 'Maserati''s for resealing, in South Dock Marina boatyard. Rot is everywhere in this neglected wooden boat but it’s obviously a priority to identify and remove any in the boat's main body to make her watertight once more. © Niki Gorick PhotographyHusband-and-wife team Rebecca and Simon Shillito have gone one step further, by crafting a floating family home at South Dock Marina (where you'll also find their studio selling hand-finished plywood creations).

'Liveaboards' as they're known, enjoy reasonable mooring fees, and an area safely cordoned off inside a gated network of pontoons, and is such a popular way to live now, that Gorick tells us "the waiting list for residential moorings is long".

This older group of Scouts has just mastered enough kayaking skills to follow its instructor up West India Docks and back, carefully avoiding the unusual obstacle of a superyacht. Now it’s on to the next challenge in this carefully structured day of learning activity. © Niki Gorick PhotographyAnd while you'll find centuries-old institutions like the sea scouts and the RNLI manoeuvring out on the waters, the docks are successfully adapting to lure contemporary audiences, from paddle-boarders to hen parties on BBQ tub boats.

Popular al fresco dining is on
the move below Canary Wharf’s DLR line and the suspended shipping cranes preserved on the quayside. A hen party meanders peacefully around the waters of West India Quay, with the bride- to-be and friends sipping wine and enjoying a BBQ lunch. © Niki Gorick Photography-24In the book's foreword, Michael Heseltine describes "Six thousand acres of forgotten wasteland — this was my horrified appraisal of London’s old docks whilst flying over them in a plane 42 years ago."

It shows how far these areas have come since the bad of days of the 1980s.

Nathanael exits Surrey Quays’ South Dock Marina, catching the high tide on to the Thames. She’s heading down-river for Gillingham, which has a crane large enough to lift her out
for her five-yearly insurance survey. This beautiful schooner with a steel hull and wooden decks was built in a French tank factory and is one of only three constructed to this design. A true seagoing vessel, her owner sailed her all the way back from Hong Kong to her current berth in Greenland Dock. © Niki Gorick PhotographyKnowing that they had the right design and computer woodworking skills, Simon and Rebecca bought a new wide- beam houseboat shell and then set about creating a family home to their own specifications. Using their CNC machine and boatyard workshop, they have produced and fitted everything in bespoke engineered timber, from the insulation panels and ceiling shutters to the cupboards, tables and chairs. Not quite finished, the next stage will be to move the temporary kitchen into a new extension space on the rear deck. © Niki Gorick PhotographyAn E class lifeboat manned by the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) exits on to the Thames through South Dock Marina lock, heading back to its base at Westminster’s Tower Lifeboat Station, where a crew is on duty around the clock. It has also just had one of its regular pressure washes to maintain a clean hull.
Fast, tough and manoeuvrable, this inshore lifeboat is specially designed to cope with the Thames tidal currents, submerged debris and heavy traffic. © Niki Gorick PhotographyDock Life Renewed - How London's Docks Are Thriving Again by Nicki Gorick, published by King & McGaw

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London's Docklands are enjoying a renaissance. © Niki Gorick PhotographyThriving for centuries as an integral cog in Britain's booming — yet nefarious — trade industry, London's docks plunged into disuse post-war. Even when they started back into life during the 1980s, it was more about rebuilding around the docks, a la The Long Good Friday, rather than bringing life back to the water itself.

For many years, Eva has welcomed dogs from the Cinnamon Trust on to her cosy boat, looking after up to five animals while their owners are in hospital or unable to care for them. A spry 83-year-old, she is frequently out and about walking her charges along Surrey Dock Marina’s pontoons and quaysides. © Niki Gorick PhotographyFast-forward to 2023, and the boating scene prospers once more — at least according to a photo book documenting life among the engineers, house boat owners, lifeboat personnel and others, at three of London's docks.

For one weekend every September, St Katharine Docks’ central basin is filled with 40 or so beautifully preserved vintage vessels for the increasingly popular Classic Boat Festival. A highlight is seeing the line- up of Dunkirk Little Ships, an inspiring reminder of their vital role in crossing the Channel to rescue trapped Allied soldiers in 1940. © Niki Gorick PhotographyDock Life Renewed by Niki Gorick takes us to St Katharine Docks, the Isle of Dogs and South Dock Marina in Surrey Quays — once used for the likes of rum, sugar and tobacco, and indelibly stained with connections to the slave trade — to discover how they are now being utilised by fresh generations of sea/river-faring folk — some even living on the water.

Owned by the Jubilee Sailing Trust, SVTenacious is not only the UK’s largest working tall ship but is unique in being cleverly designed to be sailed by mixed-ability crews, including wheelchair users. Since its launch in 2000, the ship has sailed over 270,000 kilometres, including six voyages across the Atlantic. Having picked up some crew in London, it is heading for the sea again out of West India Docks. © Niki Gorick PhotographyGorick, who lives in a flat at Surrey Quays, explains in her book: "I started chatting to my water-based neighbours, gaining their trust and permission to photograph. I soon discovered many different personalities and a tight-knit, welcoming community of all types, from pensioners to families, business executives to artists."

After a final relaxing meditation using the gentle rocking motion of the water, the session ends with an unexpected headstand competition. With everyone feeling very relaxed by now, this was remarkably successful. © Niki Gorick PhotographyFrom visits by tall ships like the Götheborg of Sweden, to the annual Classic Boat Festival, history in the docks is often palpable. Gorick has snapped some wonderful images of the engineers who keep the 'Portwey' tugboat chugging along — it is one of the last steam-powered, twin-engined working tugs in the UK.

A band of enthusiastic volunteers keeps Portwey going as one of the last steam-powered, twin-engined working tugs in the UK. Built in 1927 and now moored in the Isle of Dogs West India Docks, she
had a busy working life on the Dorset and Devon coasts before being usurped by diesel-engined tugs in the 1960s. Saved from the scrapyard by Dartmouth’s assistant harbour master, the Steam Tug Portwey Trust took
over her running in 2000 and now does Steam Experience Days in dock as well as Thames excursions. She’s much loved but new recruits for her upkeep are always needed. © Niki Gorick PhotographyGorick's photos also demonstrate the sheer amount of elbow grease (and maritime) knowhow that goes into maintaining vessels; hulls especially must be checked and maintained regularly, and hard graft comes as part and parcel of owning a boat.

Octavia painstakingly prepares the ravaged hull of 'Maserati''s for resealing, in South Dock Marina boatyard. Rot is everywhere in this neglected wooden boat but it’s obviously a priority to identify and remove any in the boat's main body to make her watertight once more. © Niki Gorick PhotographyHusband-and-wife team Rebecca and Simon Shillito have gone one step further, by crafting a floating family home at South Dock Marina (where you'll also find their studio selling hand-finished plywood creations).

'Liveaboards' as they're known, enjoy reasonable mooring fees, and an area safely cordoned off inside a gated network of pontoons, and is such a popular way to live now, that Gorick tells us "the waiting list for residential moorings is long".

This older group of Scouts has just mastered enough kayaking skills to follow its instructor up West India Docks and back, carefully avoiding the unusual obstacle of a superyacht. Now it’s on to the next challenge in this carefully structured day of learning activity. © Niki Gorick PhotographyAnd while you'll find centuries-old institutions like the sea scouts and the RNLI manoeuvring out on the waters, the docks are successfully adapting to lure contemporary audiences, from paddle-boarders to hen parties on BBQ tub boats.

Popular al fresco dining is on
the move below Canary Wharf’s DLR line and the suspended shipping cranes preserved on the quayside. A hen party meanders peacefully around the waters of West India Quay, with the bride- to-be and friends sipping wine and enjoying a BBQ lunch. © Niki Gorick Photography-24In the book's foreword, Michael Heseltine describes "Six thousand acres of forgotten wasteland — this was my horrified appraisal of London’s old docks whilst flying over them in a plane 42 years ago."

It shows how far these areas have come since the bad of days of the 1980s.

Nathanael exits Surrey Quays’ South Dock Marina, catching the high tide on to the Thames. She’s heading down-river for Gillingham, which has a crane large enough to lift her out
for her five-yearly insurance survey. This beautiful schooner with a steel hull and wooden decks was built in a French tank factory and is one of only three constructed to this design. A true seagoing vessel, her owner sailed her all the way back from Hong Kong to her current berth in Greenland Dock. © Niki Gorick PhotographyKnowing that they had the right design and computer woodworking skills, Simon and Rebecca bought a new wide- beam houseboat shell and then set about creating a family home to their own specifications. Using their CNC machine and boatyard workshop, they have produced and fitted everything in bespoke engineered timber, from the insulation panels and ceiling shutters to the cupboards, tables and chairs. Not quite finished, the next stage will be to move the temporary kitchen into a new extension space on the rear deck. © Niki Gorick PhotographyAn E class lifeboat manned by the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) exits on to the Thames through South Dock Marina lock, heading back to its base at Westminster’s Tower Lifeboat Station, where a crew is on duty around the clock. It has also just had one of its regular pressure washes to maintain a clean hull.
Fast, tough and manoeuvrable, this inshore lifeboat is specially designed to cope with the Thames tidal currents, submerged debris and heavy traffic. © Niki Gorick PhotographyDock Life Renewed - How London's Docks Are Thriving Again by Nicki Gorick, published by King & McGaw

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A mock-up of the Tyburn gallows at Museum of London Docklands' Executions exhibition. Image: Matt BrownWe take a deep dive into the Museum of London's data on executions.

For centuries, public executions were a popular spectacle on the streets of London. Thousands of people would crowd around a scaffold to watch a life snuffed out. The practice continued until 1868 — late enough that you could catch the Underground to see a person hang.

The Museum of London Dockland's Executions exhibition explores this dark side to London's history. It contains many fascinating exhibits. But, for me, it was a digital screen that really got the mind racing. There, on a slow scroll downwards, were the names of the historically condemned of London. Thousands of them. Who were these people? What did they do to deserve the noose, flames or axe?

Intrigued by the display, I asked the museum if I could take a closer look at the data. They graciously obliged. It is a remarkable dataset, ranging from the 12th to 19th century. The details of over 5,500 public executions are recorded, including (where known) name, age, sex, crime and place of execution (see the foot of this article for further notes on the data and its sources). It should be noted that earlier records (pre-18th century) are very patchy — often, only the most high-profile executions were recorded. We will never know the total number of public executions in London, but it is likely to be several times the number for which we have documentation.

Nevertheless, I've sifted through this grisly trove to pull out a few trends and answer a few questions. Which crimes most often ended on the scaffold? Which were the most common execution sites? When did most executions take place? Who were the youngest and oldest people to be executed in London? The results are shown below.

For what crimes were people executed? The death penalty was almost guaranteed for more serious crimes such as murder and treason. But it was also pronounced upon criminals of all kinds, at the whim of the judge. Thieves, perjurers, counterfeiters and deserters all risked the noose. One man was executed for "stealing a cheese" and another for "impersonating Edward VI". In 1676, Richard Hazelgrove swung for bigamy, while in 1736 a man was hanged for being "armed and disguised".

Rejecting the religious trends of the time could also land you in deep water, or rather the opposite. In 1533, John Frith was burned at the stake in Smithfield for "disputing the concept of transubstantiation" — just one of dozens of Londoners executed for heresy.

Below, we've attempted to group the hundreds of listed crimes into broader categories. This isn't an exact science. Terms can have different meanings at different times; for example, "treason" might include an attack on the king, religious dissent, forging documents or plotting rebellion. Some of the condemned received their sentence for more than one crime, such as "robbery and assault". In such cases, I've selected (what I perceive to be) the more serious crime for our tally. Caveats aside, here are how the data break down:

  1. Theft: 2,391 (includes burglary, animal theft, attempted burglary, poaching, highway robbery and others)
  2. Financial crimes: 583 (includes clipping, extortion, tax offences, uttering, forgery)
  3. Treason and sedition: 572
  4. Assault: 566 (many cases are listed as "assault and theft")
  5. Murder: 528 (includes manslaughter and being an accessory to murder)
  6. Religious 'crimes': 181 (mostly heresy, which was sometimes considered treason)
  7. Breaking the peace: 96 (includes rioting. If these are subsumed under 'assault' then that would become the second commonest category.)
  8. Avoiding transportation: 76 (some absconded before being transported, others returned from overseas without permission)
  9. Sexual assault: 42
  10. Piracy: 30

William Lord Russell was executed for treason in Lincoln's Inn Fields — a botched beheading for which executioner Jack Ketch supposedly apologised. Russell was posthumously exonerated and pardoned. Image: Matt BrownTheft, then, is by far the most common crime for which people were executed. The total number is likely to be much, much higher than captured in this data. It is thought that the majority of executions in the medieval and early modern periods were of 'common criminals' such as thieves, though their names are rarely recorded.

Executions by agePeople could be executed at almost any age. The largest portion of the condemned were in their 20s, though this may simply reflect that this was the most populous adult age group.

The youngest person on record to be executed was Nicholas Mason, just 8, who was hanged at Tyburn in 1689 for a miscellaneous crime. However, the original record is unclear, and the age could well be a smudged '18'. If that were the case, then the next youngest is Dennis Doyle, aged 13, who was killed at Tyburn in 1774 for burglary.

The oldest person executed in London (that we know of) was Joan Boughton, who was aged at least 80 when killed at Smithfield in 1494. Boughton was a Lollard, a follower of John Wycliffe, and was burned at the stake for heresy. Her execution is briefly described in Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall. Simon Fraser, 11th Lord Lovat was also about 80 when executed for his part in the Jacobite rising, which culminated at Culloden.

Executions by sexLondon executed almost 10 times as many men as women. The records show 4,730 men to 402 women.

Where were people executed?London had more sites of execution than you might think. While most people were dispatched at Tyburn or other permanent gallows, it was also quite common for the condemned to meet their end close to the scene of their crime, particularly murderers. The records show around 100 separate locations. These include some strikingly central places such as Piccadilly, Haymarket, Cornhill and Drury Lane.

A plaque on Tower Hill noting two of the unfortunates executed there. Image: Matt BrownTyburn gallows was, far and away, the most common site of execution over the centuries covered. More people were executed on the Tyburn tree than all other locations put together. Here are the 10 most-common locations.

  1. Tyburn: 3,342 (now Marble Arch)
  2. Newgate/Old Bailey: 1,126 (replaced Tyburn as chief execution site, and was the place of London's last public execution)
  3. Smithfield: 145 (mostly religious dissidents, burned at the stake)
  4. Tower Hill: 131 (the site for traitors, includes many famous figures such as Thomas More and Lady Jane Grey)
  5. Horsemonger Lane: 111 (a Southwark gaol with its own gallows)
  6. St Giles's Fields: 54 (St Giles's church near Centre Point. The Babington conspirators were among those executed here)
  7. Wapping: 48 (including many pirates at 'Execution Dock')
  8. St Thomas Waterings: 29 (the place of city limits on Old Kent Road, where the old Thomas A'Becket pub stands)
  9. Stratford: 19 (All for heresy. A monument to the Stratford Martyrs stands near St John the Baptist church)
  10. Charing Cross: 15 (A popular location for those convicted of treason in the 16th century)

Museum of London curator Thomas Ardill has created a series of excellent maps showing the geographic spread of over 100 execution sites.

Which was London's bloodiest decade for executions?The graph shows recorded public executions from 1500 into the 19th century. Records are more likely to be incomplete the further back in time we go, so the peaks on the right-hand side are likely more accurate than those on the left.

The bloodiest decade in London's history — at least in terms of public executions — is the 1780s, when 525 deaths are recorded. The 1780s were a time of political turmoil, and we might imagine crimes like rioting and plotting against the crown to be the chief misdemeanours. Indeed, the Gordon Riots of 1780 contribute around 30 names to the list. But surprisingly the most common single crime to feature in this decade's records is highway robbery. Almost 150 people, or 28% of all those executed in the 1780s, went down for this form of theft. We'd love to hear from historians of the period who might further unpick the data.

The curious reader might like to speculate on the possible reasons behind the other peaks and troughs. The near-zero record in the 1620s is likely a gap in the records rather than a lack of executions.

How were people executed?The data collected by the Museum of London are not broken down by execution type, though we can make a few observations. Hanging was by far the commonest means, accounting for all those at Tyburn, Newgate and Horsemonger Lane. The most serious crimes might see the condemned hanged, drawn and quartered or (for nobility) beheaded.

Burning at the stake was usually reserved for heresy, but was occasionally the sentence for other crimes. A few women were burned to death at Tyburn (and one at Newgate) for treason (e.g. coining) and petty treason (e.g. killing their husband), for example. Elizabeth Gaunt was the last person to be sentenced to be burned to death and died at Tyburn on 23 October 1685. After that the sentence was to be hanged or strangled to death before burning. However Catherine Hayes was accidentally burned to death at Tyburn on 9 May 1726. The executioner lit the faggots before attempting to strangle her with a rope, but the fire burned too quickly and he had to withdraw. Witchcraft (a rare 'crime' in London) was also punished by burning.

At least three people were boiled to death — a punishment set by Henry VIII for those who poison their master.

Who was the first person to be executed for a particular crime?A noose swings over the river at the Prospect of Whitby pub, Wapping. It recalls the nearby Execution Dock where pirates where traditionally executed. Image: Matt BrownIt's sometimes telling to see when a given crime first becomes a capital offence. Here are a few examples pulled from the data.

Treason (1196): The first public execution in the records was of William FitzOsbert, hanged at Tyburn for treason.
Heresy (1210): An "Albigensian heretic" about whom nothing is known.
Murder (1255): In one of the darkest chapters of London history, 92 Jewish men and women were imprisoned in the Tower of London, falsely accused of crucifying a child in Lincoln. 18 of them were convicted and hanged.
Witchcraft (1441): Margery Jourdemayne, known as "the Witch of Eye Next Westminster" was one of six women to be executed in London for witchcraft. She appears in Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2.
Robbery/theft (1538): A surprisingly late first-recorded entry for a crime that would see the most public executions overall. The record relates to three men, one of whom was a hangman, executed in Clerkenwell.
Sodomy (1543): The Buggery Act of 1533 made sodomy (and bestiality) a potentially capital offence. The first recorded victim of the law was Lord Walter Hungerford, who was beheaded on Tower Hill (though he was also accused of seditious offences).
Piracy (1556): Six unnamed men, executed at Wapping.

Who was the last person to be executed for a particular crime?Pavement roundel marking the site of the Tyburn gallows (known as the Tyburn Tree) near present-day Marble Arch. Image: Matt BrownMurder (1868): Michael Barrett holds the unenviable distinction as the last person to be publicly executed in London, and indeed England, for his part in the Clerkenwell bombing of the previous year. The execution took place in Newgate to a crowd of around 2,000 people. Executions would hereafter be done in private, right up until 1964.
Burglary (1836): The 31-year-old William Harley was hanged at Horsemonger Lane for stealing "Spoons, candlesticks, egg cups, a watch, coat and other items at night".
Sodomy (1835): Remarkable to think that people were being executed in London for consensual sex almost into the Victorian era, but that was the case with James Pratt and John Smith. The pair were convicted of sodomy based entirely on the testimony of someone who'd spied through a keyhole. A third man, William Bonill, was convicted as an accessory and transported to Australia (he wasn't even present, but it was his room). Pratt and Smith have since been officially pardoned, but about 180 years too late to save their necks.
Housebreaking (1833): The last burglar to be publicly executed was one George Coney. His remarkable swag bag included not only money and jewellery, but also 2,400 thimbles, 300 toothpicks, 360 pencil cases and 36 tongue scrapers. The 22-year-old was hanged at Newgate.
Piracy (1830): Their names might not be as memorable as Blackbeard or Captain Kidd, but William Watts and George Davis booked their place in buccaneering history when they became the last to be publicly executed for the offence in this year. Their end came at Execution Dock in Wapping.
Treason (1820): The last five people to face execution for treason were all Cato Street conspirators (short video here). This was the plot to murder the entire British cabinet and Prime Minister. The five went to the Newgate gallows on May Day, though they had initially been sentenced to the medieval punishment of being hanged, drawn and quartered. An axe made specially for the execution is on show in the Museum of London's exhibition (it stood on the platform as a symbol, but a knife was used to behead the dead men).
Witchcraft (1652): Joan Peterson, the "Witch of Wapping" was hanged at Tyburn for supposedly witching someone to death.
Heresy (1612): Having an unfavourable opinion about god could be fatal in the Tudor era, but the burning of heretics continued into the reign of James I and VI. Bartholomew Legate was the last of his kind, immolated in Smithfield for daring to believe that the "Nicene and Athanasian Creeds did not contain a profession of the true Christian Faith".

A note on the dataThe data were assembled by Museum of London curators from a variety of sources, including online databases such as Digital Panopticon, Capital Punishment UK and the Old Bailey Online, but also weaving in many smaller primary resources. Naturally, the records will be incomplete, increasingly so as we move further back in time. But the dataset is large enough that we can be reasonably confident about patterns and trends, particularly for 18th and 19th century executions.

Our overview here is a fairly cursory analysis. The museum is open to sharing the data for more rigorous academic study.

To find out more about the topic, visit the Museum of London Docklands's Execution exhibition before it closes on 16 April 2023. With grateful thanks to Thomas Ardill and Mariam Hussein of the Museum of London for access to the data and helpful conversations.

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A mock-up of the Tyburn gallows at Museum of London Docklands' Executions exhibition. Image: Matt BrownWe take a deep dive into the Museum of London's data on executions.

For centuries, public executions were a popular spectacle on the streets of London. Thousands of people would crowd around a scaffold to watch a life snuffed out. The practice continued until 1868 — late enough that you could catch the Underground to see a person hang.

The Museum of London Dockland's Executions exhibition explores this dark side to London's history. It contains many fascinating exhibits. But, for me, it was a digital screen that really got the mind racing. There, on a slow scroll downwards, were the names of the historically condemned of London. Thousands of them. Who were these people? What did they do to deserve the noose, flames or axe?

Intrigued by the display, I asked the museum if I could take a closer look at the data. They graciously obliged. It is a remarkable dataset, ranging from the 12th to 19th century. The details of over 5,500 public executions are recorded, including (where known) name, age, sex, crime and place of execution (see the foot of this article for further notes on the data and its sources). It should be noted that earlier records (pre-18th century) are very patchy — often, only the most high-profile executions were recorded. We will never know the total number of public executions in London, but it is likely to be several times the number for which we have documentation.

Nevertheless, I've sifted through this grisly trove to pull out a few trends and answer a few questions. Which crimes most often ended on the scaffold? Which were the most common execution sites? When did most executions take place? Who were the youngest and oldest people to be executed in London? The results are shown below.

For what crimes were people executed? The death penalty was almost guaranteed for more serious crimes such as murder and treason. But it was also pronounced upon criminals of all kinds, at the whim of the judge. Thieves, perjurers, counterfeiters and deserters all risked the noose. One man was executed for "stealing a cheese" and another for "impersonating Edward VI". In 1676, Richard Hazelgrove swung for bigamy, while in 1736 a man was hanged for being "armed and disguised".

Rejecting the religious trends of the time could also land you in deep water, or rather the opposite. In 1533, John Frith was burned at the stake in Smithfield for "disputing the concept of transubstantiation" — just one of dozens of Londoners executed for heresy.

Below, we've attempted to group the hundreds of listed crimes into broader categories. This isn't an exact science. Terms can have different meanings at different times; for example, "treason" might include an attack on the king, religious dissent, forging documents or plotting rebellion. Some of the condemned received their sentence for more than one crime, such as "robbery and assault". In such cases, I've selected (what I perceive to be) the more serious crime for our tally. Caveats aside, here are how the data break down:

  1. Theft: 2,391 (includes burglary, animal theft, attempted burglary, poaching, highway robbery and others)
  2. Financial crimes: 583 (includes clipping, extortion, tax offences, uttering, forgery)
  3. Treason and sedition: 572
  4. Assault: 566 (many cases are listed as "assault and theft")
  5. Murder: 528 (includes manslaughter and being an accessory to murder)
  6. Religious 'crimes': 181 (mostly heresy, which was sometimes considered treason)
  7. Breaking the peace: 96 (includes rioting. If these are subsumed under 'assault' then that would become the second commonest category.)
  8. Avoiding transportation: 76 (some absconded before being transported, others returned from overseas without permission)
  9. Sexual assault: 42
  10. Piracy: 30

William Lord Russell was executed for treason in Lincoln's Inn Fields — a botched beheading for which executioner Jack Ketch supposedly apologised. Russell was posthumously exonerated and pardoned. Image: Matt BrownTheft, then, is by far the most common crime for which people were executed. The total number is likely to be much, much higher than captured in this data. It is thought that the majority of executions in the medieval and early modern periods were of 'common criminals' such as thieves, though their names are rarely recorded.

Executions by agePeople could be executed at almost any age. The largest portion of the condemned were in their 20s, though this may simply reflect that this was the most populous adult age group.

The youngest person on record to be executed was Nicholas Mason, just 8, who was hanged at Tyburn in 1689 for a miscellaneous crime. However, the original record is unclear, and the age could well be a smudged '18'. If that were the case, then the next youngest is Dennis Doyle, aged 13, who was killed at Tyburn in 1774 for burglary.

The oldest person executed in London (that we know of) was Joan Boughton, who was aged at least 80 when killed at Smithfield in 1494. Boughton was a Lollard, a follower of John Wycliffe, and was burned at the stake for heresy. Her execution is briefly described in Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall. Simon Fraser, 11th Lord Lovat was also about 80 when executed for his part in the Jacobite rising, which culminated at Culloden.

Executions by sexLondon executed almost 10 times as many men as women. The records show 4,730 men to 402 women.

Where were people executed?London had more sites of execution than you might think. While most people were dispatched at Tyburn or other permanent gallows, it was also quite common for the condemned to meet their end close to the scene of their crime, particularly murderers. The records show around 100 separate locations. These include some strikingly central places such as Piccadilly, Haymarket, Cornhill and Drury Lane.

A plaque on Tower Hill noting two of the unfortunates executed there. Image: Matt BrownTyburn gallows was, far and away, the most common site of execution over the centuries covered. More people were executed on the Tyburn tree than all other locations put together. Here are the 10 most-common locations.

  1. Tyburn: 3,342 (now Marble Arch)
  2. Newgate/Old Bailey: 1,126 (replaced Tyburn as chief execution site, and was the place of London's last public execution)
  3. Smithfield: 145 (mostly religious dissidents, burned at the stake)
  4. Tower Hill: 131 (the site for traitors, includes many famous figures such as Thomas More and Lady Jane Grey)
  5. Horsemonger Lane: 111 (a Southwark gaol with its own gallows)
  6. St Giles's Fields: 54 (St Giles's church near Centre Point. The Babington conspirators were among those executed here)
  7. Wapping: 48 (including many pirates at 'Execution Dock')
  8. St Thomas Waterings: 29 (the place of city limits on Old Kent Road, where the old Thomas A'Becket pub stands)
  9. Stratford: 19 (All for heresy. A monument to the Stratford Martyrs stands near St John the Baptist church)
  10. Charing Cross: 15 (A popular location for those convicted of treason in the 16th century)

Museum of London curator Thomas Ardill has created a series of excellent maps showing the geographic spread of over 100 execution sites.

Which was London's bloodiest decade for executions?The graph shows recorded public executions from 1500 into the 19th century. Records are more likely to be incomplete the further back in time we go, so the peaks on the right-hand side are likely more accurate than those on the left.

The bloodiest decade in London's history — at least in terms of public executions — is the 1780s, when 525 deaths are recorded. The 1780s were a time of political turmoil, and we might imagine crimes like rioting and plotting against the crown to be the chief misdemeanours. Indeed, the Gordon Riots of 1780 contribute around 30 names to the list. But surprisingly the most common single crime to feature in this decade's records is highway robbery. Almost 150 people, or 28% of all those executed in the 1780s, went down for this form of theft. We'd love to hear from historians of the period who might further unpick the data.

The curious reader might like to speculate on the possible reasons behind the other peaks and troughs. The near-zero record in the 1620s is likely a gap in the records rather than a lack of executions.

How were people executed?The data collected by the Museum of London are not broken down by execution type, though we can make a few observations. Hanging was by far the commonest means, accounting for all those at Tyburn, Newgate and Horsemonger Lane. The most serious crimes might see the condemned hanged, drawn and quartered or (for nobility) beheaded.

Burning at the stake was usually reserved for heresy, but was occasionally the sentence for other crimes. A few women were burned to death at Tyburn (and one at Newgate) for treason (e.g. coining) and petty treason (e.g. killing their husband), for example. Elizabeth Gaunt was the last person to be sentenced to be burned to death and died at Tyburn on 23 October 1685. After that the sentence was to be hanged or strangled to death before burning. However Catherine Hayes was accidentally burned to death at Tyburn on 9 May 1726. The executioner lit the faggots before attempting to strangle her with a rope, but the fire burned too quickly and he had to withdraw. Witchcraft (a rare 'crime' in London) was also punished by burning.

At least three people were boiled to death — a punishment set by Henry VIII for those who poison their master.

Who was the first person to be executed for a particular crime?A noose swings over the river at the Prospect of Whitby pub, Wapping. It recalls the nearby Execution Dock where pirates where traditionally executed. Image: Matt BrownIt's sometimes telling to see when a given crime first becomes a capital offence. Here are a few examples pulled from the data.

Treason (1196): The first public execution in the records was of William FitzOsbert, hanged at Tyburn for treason.
Heresy (1210): An "Albigensian heretic" about whom nothing is known.
Murder (1255): In one of the darkest chapters of London history, 92 Jewish men and women were imprisoned in the Tower of London, falsely accused of crucifying a child in Lincoln. 18 of them were convicted and hanged.
Witchcraft (1441): Margery Jourdemayne, known as "the Witch of Eye Next Westminster" was one of six women to be executed in London for witchcraft. She appears in Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2.
Robbery/theft (1538): A surprisingly late first-recorded entry for a crime that would see the most public executions overall. The record relates to three men, one of whom was a hangman, executed in Clerkenwell.
Sodomy (1543): The Buggery Act of 1533 made sodomy (and bestiality) a potentially capital offence. The first recorded victim of the law was Lord Walter Hungerford, who was beheaded on Tower Hill (though he was also accused of seditious offences).
Piracy (1556): Six unnamed men, executed at Wapping.

Who was the last person to be executed for a particular crime?Pavement roundel marking the site of the Tyburn gallows (known as the Tyburn Tree) near present-day Marble Arch. Image: Matt BrownMurder (1868): Michael Barrett holds the unenviable distinction as the last person to be publicly executed in London, and indeed England, for his part in the Clerkenwell bombing of the previous year. The execution took place in Newgate to a crowd of around 2,000 people. Executions would hereafter be done in private, right up until 1964.
Burglary (1836): The 31-year-old William Harley was hanged at Horsemonger Lane for stealing "Spoons, candlesticks, egg cups, a watch, coat and other items at night".
Sodomy (1835): Remarkable to think that people were being executed in London for consensual sex almost into the Victorian era, but that was the case with James Pratt and John Smith. The pair were convicted of sodomy based entirely on the testimony of someone who'd spied through a keyhole. A third man, William Bonill, was convicted as an accessory and transported to Australia (he wasn't even present, but it was his room). Pratt and Smith have since been officially pardoned, but about 180 years too late to save their necks.
Housebreaking (1833): The last burglar to be publicly executed was one George Coney. His remarkable swag bag included not only money and jewellery, but also 2,400 thimbles, 300 toothpicks, 360 pencil cases and 36 tongue scrapers. The 22-year-old was hanged at Newgate.
Piracy (1830): Their names might not be as memorable as Blackbeard or Captain Kidd, but William Watts and George Davis booked their place in buccaneering history when they became the last to be publicly executed for the offence in this year. Their end came at Execution Dock in Wapping.
Treason (1820): The last five people to face execution for treason were all Cato Street conspirators (short video here). This was the plot to murder the entire British cabinet and Prime Minister. The five went to the Newgate gallows on May Day, though they had initially been sentenced to the medieval punishment of being hanged, drawn and quartered. An axe made specially for the execution is on show in the Museum of London's exhibition (it stood on the platform as a symbol, but a knife was used to behead the dead men).
Witchcraft (1652): Joan Peterson, the "Witch of Wapping" was hanged at Tyburn for supposedly witching someone to death.
Heresy (1612): Having an unfavourable opinion about god could be fatal in the Tudor era, but the burning of heretics continued into the reign of James I and VI. Bartholomew Legate was the last of his kind, immolated in Smithfield for daring to believe that the "Nicene and Athanasian Creeds did not contain a profession of the true Christian Faith".

A note on the dataThe data were assembled by Museum of London curators from a variety of sources, including online databases such as Digital Panopticon, Capital Punishment UK and the Old Bailey Online, but also weaving in many smaller primary resources. Naturally, the records will be incomplete, increasingly so as we move further back in time. But the dataset is large enough that we can be reasonably confident about patterns and trends, particularly for 18th and 19th century executions.

Our overview here is a fairly cursory analysis. The museum is open to sharing the data for more rigorous academic study.

To find out more about the topic, visit the Museum of London Docklands's Execution exhibition before it closes on 16 April 2023. With grateful thanks to Thomas Ardill and Mariam Hussein of the Museum of London for access to the data and helpful conversations.

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If notable buildings at risk touch a nerve with you, also check out: Historic London Buildings Facing Demolition Right Now.

The Museum of London and Bastion House (the tall grey building to the right) both face the chop. Image: Robert EvansThree London buildings feature in the C20 Society's roll call of the top 10 buildings at risk in 2023.

The list — a subjective collection of the most notable at risk buildings, rather than those most at risk of all — names the Museum of London and Bastion House; Westminster's Channel 4 headquarters; and the Jagonari Centre in Whitechapel. (So in fact, if you count the Museum of London and Bastion House as separate entities, that's four London buildings.)

Richard Roger's Channel 4 headquarters could be at risk of being sold off and altered, says the C20 Society. Image: RHSPThe proposed demolition of the now-vacated Museum of London and the nearby brooding Bastion House is highly controversial, not least because campaigners believe the 1970s buildings should be retrofitted, rather than bulldozed. The London Wall museum building is the work of architects Powell & Moya — behemoths in the postwar building boom, and responsible for the South Bank's long-gone Skylon, and Chichester Festival Theatre.

Though some commercial staff remain located in the Richard Rogers-designed Channel 4 Headquarters following the broadcaster's move to Leeds in 2019, the C20 Society is concerned that if the on-off threatened privatisation of Channel 4 ever does happen, this building with striking 'inside-out' touches could be one of the first assets to go. That, in turn, could lead to redevelopment or major alteration — which is why the C20 Society wants to see it listed.

The Jagonari Centre was designed by Matrix, an all-female collective of architects. Image: Pam IsherwoodProbably the least-known London building on the list, the Jagonari Centre was designed by Matrix, an all-female collective of architects, as a Bengali women's resource centre. Its special details, including mosaics and decorative 'jali' window grilles, are now said to be under threat, since the centre closed in 2015, and was taken over by the London Borough of Tower Hamlets for other uses.

Elsewhere in the UK, the C20 Society list names pyramid-shaped The Point in Milton Keynes, and the art deco Riviera Hotel in Weymouth.

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The mural featuring Karen Harrison appeared at Euston in January 2023, and will now stay indefinitely.In January 2023, Avanti West Coast unveiled a mural of Karen Harrison — one of the UK's first female train drivers — at Euston station.

A savvy marketing stunt to drum up female recruitment, it was supposed to be a temporary instalment, but will now remain a fixture of the station (unless, of course, that was part of the marketing ruse all along).

Harrison was a true pioneer; after working at London's famous Marquee Club, she applied to become a train driver with British Rail, who tried to deter her from the role. Harrison refused to let that happen, pushing herself through years of sexism and harassment to achieve her goals — first at Old Oak Common depot (which she described as "hell"), and later at Marylebone station, where she found "heaven".

Not only a pioneer for women's rights, Harrison was also a staunch trade unionist.Harrison later recalled of her earlier days: "Every day I walked into the mess room I'd be s***ting myself, but strutting about pretending not to be. I couldn't let them create no-go areas for me; that would've established a precedent and we couldn't have that, could we? It would've been the beginning of the end."

Harrison was also an avid unionist, becoming the first woman to hold various different roles at ASLEF, and serving as a Trade Union Officer for UNISON from 1997-2003.

Harrison's train driving career was interrupted by a bout of meningitis, although she later returned to the profession. She sadly died suddenly at the age of 51, at her home in Oxford, where she'd been studying law.

The original text on the mural has been altered to read as a general tribute to Harrison, with the title: Celebrating Karen Harrison (1960-2011).

Harrison died at the age of 51, at her home in Oxford, where she'd been studying law.Remembering her late friend and former colleague, retired driver Tricia Roche described Harrison as an 'active, outspoken and controversial character' who took no nonsense when it came to issues of equal opportunities and social justice: "She made many friends, and upset plenty of others, to her constant amusement."

You'll find the mural on the slope down the side of platform 3 at Euston station (and presumably may have to request a member of staff to go and see it if you're not travelling).

Over at nearby King's Cross station, you'll find a plaque dedicated to Wilston Samuel Jackson — Britain's first Black train driver.

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You've got to laugh. No really, when there are so many incredible comedy venues in London, you really do. Here's our guide to the funniest venues, club nights, festivals and more across the capital.

The all-time best comedy clubs in LondonHere are — in our humble opinion — the GOAT London comedy clubs; venues bringing the creme de la creme of mirthmakers, consistently. Lots are naturally in the West End, but there's plenty further afield.

Massive names like Stephen Merchant show up to play Top Secret Comedy Club.Soho Theatre, Soho (daily, except Sundays)Frenetic six-days-a-week comedy/theatre mecca, where anyone who is anyone gigs, and which is famous for giving birth to Fleabag. Have roared at Kieran Hodgson, the Delightful Sausage, Richard Gadd, Hannah Gadsby... goes on and on and on. Only catch: tickets not exactly cheap. Soho Theatre

Leicester Square Theatre, Soho (daily)Swaggering old 400-seater favoured by the likes of Stewart Lee, Sh!t-faced Shakespeare and seasoned podcasters. What it lacks in atmos, it makes up for in true star quality (and it has, like, four bars). Also home to the annual Sketch Off! final. Leicester Square Theatre

Comedy Store, Soho (daily)London's answer to NYC's Comedy Cellar — everyone from Robin Williams to French & Saunders to Bill Hicks have trodden the boards. Home to the Comedy Store Players, and the infamous King Gong nights. In short: legendary. Comedy Store

Vauxhall Comedy Club, Vauxhall (daily)Never pausing for breath, this venue is a comedy cavalcade of razor-witted young acts (Patrick Spicer, Alex Kealy, Lou Taylor, Sikisa). They also do bottomless brunches and a gong show. Vauxhall Comedy Club

Top Secret Comedy Club, Covent Garden (daily)
They don't announce all the acts in advance, hence the name. Savvy marketing in a biz where you might not actually know who your headliner is till the last minute. You'll probably be pleasantly surprised though; Top Secret Comedy Club has hosted the ilk of Trevor Noah and Katherine Ryan. Top Secret Comedy Club

Bill Murray, Angel (daily)
Murals of Victoria Wood and Richard Pryor belie the pocket-sized laughter emporium on the other side of the walls. Multiple shows every darned day of the week, and the occasional VIP surprise guest, make this one of north London's finest. Just remember, legally it's named after Charles I's whipping boy, not the Groundhog Day star. Bill Murray

Weirdos performing at the Museum of Comedy. Not being rude, that's the name of the act. Image: Museum of Comedy**Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury (most of the time)****Yes, it really is a museum — they've got Tommy Cooper's fez and everything. Also a pint-sized stage in this crypt venue, putting on stand-up, sketch and cabaret. God tier comedians like Alexi Sayle and Frank Skinner do WIPs here too. Museum of Comedy

Backyard Comedy Club, Bethnal Green (most of the time)
'West End Shows at East End Prices' runs the motto. Feast on new acts, established ones, plus non stand-up (think the cerebrally comic Nerd Nite). Yes, the venue looks like its been made out of old pallets — what exactly is your problem? Backyard Comedy Club

Downstairs at the King's Head, Muswell Hill (a lot of the time)
Unassuming basement venue riddled with comedians, with a Try Out Night on Thursdays, and more established acts on Saturdays (think Arthur Smith, Shazia Mirza). Downstairs at the King's Head

Top Secret Comedy Club: you don't always know who's going to be on, but you'll rarely be disappointed.2Northdown, King's Cross (a lot of the time)
Previously the illustrious Invisible Dot, this King's Cross side-streeter feels like squeezing into a friends' garage to watch some illicity funny comedy. There are WIPS. There is improv. There is a monthly £2 new material night. There is Five Points beer. Let the good times roll. 2Northdown

Pleasance London, Islington (a lot of the time)
Warehouse venue that's an offshoot of the famous Edinburgh Pleasance. Theatre and wrestling aside, there is a steady stream of stand up: expect to catch comics like Ania Magliano, Celya AB and Max & Ivan warming up for Edinburgh. Pleasance London

*99 Club, Soho (Tues-Sun)*Stellar triple bills six days a week (think Catherine Bohart, Laura Lexx, Ivo Graham) in a snug West End subterranean venue. 99 Club

Up The Creek brings the brick wall realness. Image: Charles Alley/Up the CreekCamden Comedy Club, Camden Head, Camden (Tue-Sun)
All the greats start their careers upstairs in pubs, and chances are, the Camden Head was one of them. For as little as four quid a pop, watch new material and WIPs from established comics, plus a raft of newer funny peeps making a name for themselves. Camden Comedy Club

Up The Creek, Greenwich (Thur-Sun)Quality latter-week laughs in front of a brick wall, so you can pretend you're in NYC. Comedians are as hot as they come: think Jon Robbins, Amy Gledhill, Ahir Shah. Home of the infamous Blackout nights, where performers do a tight five, the twist being the audience can choose to ditch them after just two mins. They pour their own beer too (the venue, not the comedians). Up The Creek

The all-time best comedy nights in London There are literally thousands of comedy nights in London, but a swaggering few have gained legendary status (at least in our eyes). Here they are.

Hackney's MOTH club brings gold curtain and top comedian realness. Image: Claire HaighHappy Mondays, Amersham Arms, New Cross (Mon)The backroom of a pub, a pint, and a slew of high-class comics for a reasonable fee can elevate your Monday night from silently sobbing in front of Happy Valley, to crying with laughter and tricking yourself into thinking it's at least Wednesday. Happy Mondays

King Gong, Comedy Store, Leicester Square (last Mon of the month)
Yes, yes, we've already featured the Comedy Store, but we couldn't not give a separate shout-out to King Gong — the ruthless open mic night, where brave new comics try to make the crowd laugh, before being 'gonged' off stage. Only the finest go on to rewarding comedy careers. King Gong

Romesh Ranganathan plays the Boat Show, the only regular comedy night we know of that floats.Always Be Comedy (Mon-Fri)
James Gill's prolific club night frequents the Tommyfield in Kensington, but pops up elsewhere (for instance the Sambrooks taproom). The esteemed organiser has the blue blood of stand ups in his Filofax: Nick Mohammed, Joe Lycett, Nish Kumar, Aisling Bea... I mean ruddy hell, James. Always Be Comedy

Gits & Shiggles, Half Moon, Putney (every other Tues)
The backroom of this smashing Fuller's boozer in an affluent part of London is better known for its music; but this bi-weekly comedy fest is a who's who. Lately we have giggled at Ahir Shah, Rosie Holt and Abandoman. (Also expect lots of gags about how posh/minted everyone in Putney is.) Gits & Shiggles

Huge comedians in a modest size pub room at Always Be Comedy. Image: James GillBoat Show Comedy, Tattershall Castle, Westminster (Tues, Fri and Sat)One of few comedy nights we know which is bobbing about on the blinkin' Thames. It rocks with laughter too, thanks to Friday and Saturday nights feat. chef's kiss lineups (think improv rapper Abandoman, and Live at The Apollo's Cally Beaton). Tuesdays = new material eves. Tattershall Castle

Laugh Train Home, Four Thieves, Battersea (Weds) and the Honor Oak, Catford (Thur)
So much going on in the Four Thieves — karaoke, quizzes, arcade car games... and Laugh Train Home, which presents a real roulette of comedians: we've seen tumbleweed, we have also seen unadulterated genius. Always worth taking the rough with the smooth here. Does new material shows in Honor Oak too. Laugh Train Home

Comedy Carnival, Covent Garden, Camden & Leicester Square (Thur-Sat)
Mini chain of comedy nights in three London venues; Comedy Carnival has been going almost 20 years. Not overly cheap, but with its meal package options, a solid shout for work outings, birthdays etc. Comedy Carnival

NewsRevue, Canal Cafe Theatre, Little Venice (Thur-Sun)
Proudly declaring itself the world's longest running live comedy show, we could hardly leave NewsRevue off this list. Songs and sketches galore are mashed into this 60-minute run down of topical news, playing four days a week. Given the state of the planet right now, it's a wonder they can keep up. NewsRevue

The Stand Up Club, Piccadilly, London Bridge and Tooting (Thur-Sun)Take your pick from three venues for these shows, with an ever-swelling roster of talent, who perform in threes or fours. The Stand Up Club

Stephen K Amos does his thing at Banana Cabaret, Balham.*Monkey Business Comedy Club, All About Eve, Camden (Thur-Sun)*For three nights of the week, All About Eve is a comedy venue — laugh your socks off at new acts on Thursday, while Fridays and Saturdays are reserved for more seasoned stand-ups. Saturday's gig is followed by cabaret/burlesque/drag, so stick around why dontcha. Monkey Business Comedy Club

Knock2Bag Comedy, MOTH Club, Hackney (Thur and occasional Sats)
A voguish working men's club turned music venue is home to Knock2Bag's glittering comedy nights (and that ain't just the golden curtains). The ilk of Bridget Christie, Sheeps, Tom Basden and Lolly Adefope await. Never not seen this place rammed. MOTH Club

Headliners Comedy Club, Chiswick (Fri & Sat)
Weekly Fri-Sat stand up outing at Chiswick George IV; as the name hints, the star acts tends to be a pretty big deal in the comedy world (Paul Sinha, Ed Byrne, that kind of big deal). Headliners Comedy Club

Jenan Younis performs at Weapons of Mass Hilarity. Image: Mysa Kafil-HussainBanana Cabaret, the Bedford, Balham (Fri & Sat)

Nigh-on four decades of this fruity comedy show — on Fri and Sat at the sprawling Bedford pub (the main space is a cracking miniature Roundhouse of a thing). Impeccable array of talent: Luisa Omielan, Sarah Kendall, Jeff Innocent, Stephen K Amos. Sold. Banana Cabaret

*Weapons of Mass Hilarity (various)*Exclusively Middle Eastern performers at Jenan Younis's sporadic club night, which has played 2Northdown, Soho Theatre and The Glitch. Weapons of Mass Hilarity

Nice N' Spiky Comedy Club (various)
You'll find these shows scattered around London — from Stanley Arts in South Norwood to Sea Containers in central London to Soho's Lower Third, but we've always had larks at them. Nice N' Spiky's been going over 20 years, with many performers going on to become A-listers (Judi Love, Stephen Merchant, Dane Baptiste.) Nice N' Spiky Comedy Club

Nice N' Spiky's been going over 20 years. Image: Mark WeeksCollywobblers Comedy Club (various)
Sion Jones invariably MCs this comedy night, which springs up in various locations in the south of the city, including Crown & Treaty Uxbridge (first Wednesday of the month), CLF Laughter Lounge Peckham (last Thur of the month) and the Railway Tavern in Streatham Common (last Sunday of the month). It's from the people who bring us Happy Mondays (see above), so you know you're in safe mitts. Collywobblers Comedy Club

Bangers Comedy (occasional)Rip-roaringly comedians, largely BAME, perform at Streatham Space Project and other venues. Line-ups have included Felicity Ethnic — Queen of South London, Roman Harris and Kyrah Gray. Bangers Comedy

Live at the Chapel, Union Chapel, Highbury & Islington (once a month)
A religious experience for comedy disciples in more way than one; the stunning church setting plays host to a ludicrously talented set of comedians. Have rolled around in the (literal) aisles laughing at Tim Key, Mae Martin, Reginald D Hunter and countless others. Live at the Chapel

Free comedy in LondonOne of the things we love about comedy is that it's roundly more accessible than a lot of the other arts. Pay a fiver, and you might see someone so funny, they reduce you to tears. Other shows don't demand you pay them a penny (but it's always good etiquette to put a few squid in the bucket, assuming you can afford to).

Tim Renkow at free Monday night show, Jester Jesters. Image: Jonathan Hearn*Angel Comedy Club, Angel (every day)Ever come across a snaking queue in Angel? It's either for the Breakfast Club, or Angel Comedy Club — held atthe Camden Head. Upstairs in this unassuming boozer, you'll find free stand up every freaking night of the week, with RAW comedy nights (Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs and Sun) and more honed shows (Fri and Sat), interspersed with WIPs from mahoosive names like Dylan Moran and Simon Amstell. You can catch anything between three to six* consecutive shows each night. Truly the daddy/mummy/guardian of the free comedy circuit. Angel Comedy Club

Poster Comedy Club, Poster, Stoke Newington (every day)
Prolific comedy night in a rather bougie Argentinian Stokey eatery. Not only is it free, you can go any night of the week. You'll inevitably end up forking out on their delicious empanadas and Amaretto sours though. Poster Comedy Club

Jester Jesters, Betsey Trotwood, Farringdon (Mon)Throw caution to the wind with a Monday night on the tiles, or more specifically, at the Betsey Trotwood, and Jester Jesters. Upcoming stand ups (sometimes sketch and character comedians too) vie for giggles, as they perform a litmus test on newly-penned material. Jester Jesters

Double Bubble Comedy, the Victoria, Dalston (Mon)
Completely free to get in (although as the old gag goes, £100 to get out), Double Bubble has a longer headlining act (often really good, like Rob Copland or Joey Page), supported by a sprinkling of less-established comedians. Double Bubble Comedy

The Rose & Crown in Kentish Town offers free comedy most days of the week. Image: Sunday Shtick*Comedy Virgins, Cavendish Arms, Stockwell (Mon-Weds)*A slew of acts take to the stage for five mins at a time, in a bid to win your laugher/applause/respect. Given the sheer amount of acts up here, some are better than others, but it all moves so fast that hardly matters. Ultimately, you'll choose who was funniest of all. Two shows a night, so six in all. Comedy Virgins

Rose & Crown, Kentish Town (Mon, Weds Thur and Sun + bonus days)
Bucketloads of comedy gratis at this plucky north London boozer: Pegasus Comedy (an open mic for anyone and everyone), Weekday Shtick, Freedom Fridge (where comedians try out their new stuff) and Sunday Shtick (another open mic gig). Also bi-weekly comedy nights on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Phew. Rose & Crown

Kilburn Comedy Club, Boker, Kilburn (Weds)
Midweek comedy for nowt — or you can pay a fiver plus booking fee, and get a free drink with entry. Either way, you can't say fairer than that. Kilburn Comedy Club

Comedy Bandits, Railway Tavern, Clapham (Weds and Thur)Newish, but nonetheless gifted, stand ups stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood, to perform at this Clapham boozer twice a week, for a free show featuring two or three headliners a pop, plus other acts. Once a month, there's a special (paid for) Friday show, usually with a top talent headliner. Comedy Bandits

Alfie Packham performing at Comedy Bandits, Clapham. Image: Andrew ColemanLive Laugh Love LIVE, Grove Tavern, Camberwell (Thur)
Find comedy stars of today and tomorrow hard at it in this grand Camberwell boozer every Thursday. Doesn't cost you a penny, and you can book your seat in advance. Live Laugh Love LIVE

Cuddles for Troubles, the Trinity, London Bridge (Fri)
Comics of all levels perform at this weekly free night, but some will surely hit your tee-hee spot, plus Cuddles for Troubles also welcomes sketch, musical and character acts, so it's got variety on its side. Cuddles for Troubles

Laughter Lab, Three Compasses, Dalston (Sun)
Weekly open night at this hip east London pub. Acts who've never gigged before are followed by two pro headliners. Smashing way to round off the weekend. Laughter Lab

Where to see sketch comedy in LondonWhile stand up comedians stalk every street corner in this metropolis, good sketch comedy is harder to find. Like, really quite hard to find. Honestly though, if you know where we can find more of it on a regular basis, let us know.

Soho Theatre has no shortage of sketch comedy, unlike, er, most of the rest of London.Soho Theatre, Soho (most of the time)

For a consistent freshet of sketch comedy — from Crybabies to Norris and Parker — it's got to be good old Soho Theatre. You might end up watching it in the boiling hot attic room, or the cavernous main auditorium but there's always lashing of it, and it's invariably very, very good. Soho Theatre

Sketchual Healing, Bill Murray (once a month)
There's also character comedy, stand up and film tossed into the comedy salad, but as you'd hope, the Bill Murray's monthly Sketchual Healing nights also feature some actual sketch. Bill Murray

NewsRevue, Canal Cafe Theatre, Little Venice (Thur-Sun)
(See all time best comedy nights in London, above)

Sketch Off! (January-spring)
An unrelenting binge of sketch and character hijinks with many many heats, which start simmering away at the Museum of Comedy (see all-time best comedy venues, above) in the early months of the year, and gradually heat up into an explosive final at Leicester Square Theatre in the spring. Names like Crizards and Muriel have been there, done that. Sketch Off!

Where to see improv comedy in LondonAnd yes! Though improv comedy isn't everyone's cup of tea, others go gaga for it, and it's nowhere near as illusive as sketch. Here are some of the main regular shows making it up as they go along.

St Doctor's Hospital is an ongoing improvised medical comedy at The Free Association. Image: Gareth O'ConnorThe Free Association, De Beauvoir Arms, Dalston (lots of the time)For those looking to make it (up) in the improv game, The Free Association and its range of classes and workshops may well be where they might head. Their Dalston venue is also where improv fans can enjoy a conveyor belt of improv shows, including improvised medical drama St Doctor's Hospital. The Free Association

Duck Duck Goose, Hope & Anchor, Brixton (Mon)Every Monday night, this small room in a south London pub comes alive with improvers acting out strange scenarios that you've told 'em to create. Tickets are free, but it's recommended you reserve in advance. Duck Duck Goose

Hoopla Improv @ the Miller, London Bridge (Mon-Sat)You can hardly miss this improv theatre located above the excellent Miller pub near London Bridge; its name is slathered in huge letters outside the building. Here, Hoopla Improv run classes and workshops — as well as shows most days of the week. Hoopla Improv

You can hardly miss this one. Image: Hoopla ImproBig Smoke Comedy, Matthews Yard, West Croydon (Fri)
Now here's an intriguing concept: six individual comedians do their stand up thang, but then, in a clamorous finale, all team together into a super group to perform improv suggestions from the punters. Some egos could get bruised. Big Smoke Comedy

Comedy Store Players, Comedy Store, Leicester Square (Sun)
It's that club again. The Comedy Store Players are the bee's knees when it comes to improv. The great Paul Merton did this gig for many years, and some of his peers carry on in this rotating-cast weekly outing, with fresh blood including Cariad Lloyd and Ruth Bratt. Comedy Store Players

Shoot from the Hip, the Bill Murray and the Albany, Great Portland Street (every other Sunday)
According to their website, a Londonist reviewer once called Shoot from the Hip "the finest improv you'll find in the city", so there you go. This peripatetic setup can be found at the Bill Murray first Sunday of every month, and the Albany every third Sunday. Keep your eyes peeled for other shows at the likes of 2Northdown and 21Soho. Shoot from the Hip

Shoot from the Hip regularly do improv on a Sunday. Image: Scott RylanderGiddy Aunt Improv, 2Northdown, King's Cross (once a month)Games, sketch, songs and an improv tombola feature in this monthly show from Giddy Aunt (the comedy team also responsible for bringing Twitter's Fesshole to the stage). Giddy Aunt Improv

Other great places to watch comedy in LondonOh, you thought we were finished? Not yet, bub. Here's a slew of other venues and club nights where you can catch great comedy in London.

The cosy cellar space at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park.Soho Comedy Factory, Soho (Mon and Weds)
Giggles galore at this intimate venue that sometimes gives the bigger Soho venues a run for their money. Soho Comedy Factory

Groovie Comedy, the Coach House, Soho (Mon, last Thursday of the month)
Nights that welcome stand up, musical, character, sketch, clowning, musical theatre and more. Groovie Comedy

West End Comedy Club, Soho (Mon-Thur)New kid on the block boasting an impressive roster of talent (think Elf Lyons, Nabil Abdulrashid) in 75-seater venue. West End Comedy Club

Shakespeare Comedy Club, the Shakespeare, Barbican (Mon-Sat)
Like the Bard himself, this place is seriously prolific — performances six days of the week. Shakespeare Comedy Club

Giggles galore at the intimate Soho Comedy Factory venue. Image: Devin de Vil/ @licencetocaptureComedy In Your Eye, Camden Eye, Camden (Tues and Weds)
With tickets as cheap as £3 a pop, this is a thrifty way to catch grassroots comedy in north London. Comedy In Your Eye

LOLipops Live Comedy, White Horse, Wembley (Tues and Thur)
New acts on two Tuesday shows; established comics on the last Thursday of the month. LOLipops Live Comedy

Comedy Rumblings, the Crown, Blackheath (Weds)
Bustling with a bill of talented comedians every Wednesday. Occasional nights on other days of the week, and at guest pubs too. Comedy Rumblings

Another full house at LOLipops, in Wembley.City Comedy Club, Shoreditch (Weds-Sat)
Tickets range from £3 to £15 depending which night of the week you go — they also do bottomless wings, drinks and laughs for £40. City Comedy Club

Quintessentially Comedy, Quinn's, Camden (Thur)Friendly new act/material night MCed by Dave Lynch. Quintessentially Comedy

Hackney Den, Hackney (some Thurs and Fris)Couple of shows on here at a place that really does female comics justice: A Show Called Thursday (one Thurs a month) and Women are Phunny (one Fri a month). Hackney Den

Craft Comedy, Coach and Horses, Clapham (first Fri of the month)
Alex Kitson hosts this monthly night of laughs in a south London boozer. Bill is jam packed with comedians (six at a time). Craft Comedy

Crack Comedy brings the laugh to Brixton, Kingston and Wimbledon. Image: Steve BestCrack Comedy @ the Grey Horse Kingston (Fri) and POW, Brixton & Tunnel 267, Wimbledon (Sat)
Raucous Saturday shows with four slick acts apiece. Occasionally Friday specials too. Crack Comedy

Bearcat Comedy Club, Turk's Head, Twickenham (Sat)
Nathan Caton, Tony Law, Fin Taylor and Adam Bloom have all done this Saturday gig lately. Bearcat Comedy Club

Aces & Eights, Tufnell Park (various)
Pint-sized cellar venue putting on some cracking WIPs and new material nights. Aces & Eights

Bloomsbury Theatre, Soho (various)
Some quality headliners on in this pro space; think John Kearns, Lucy Beaumont. Bloomsbury Theatre

Surely one of London's most intimate comedy spaces, at the Glitch. Image: LondonistFairfield Halls, Croydon (various)
The Southbank Centre of the, er, south. Massive comics play big shows here: Harry Hill, Jon Richardson, etc. Fairfield Halls

Signature Brew, Walthamstow (various)
Lashings of fresh beer make the comedy even funnier at the various sessions held in this Blackhorse Beer Mile brewery. Signature Brew

Comedy in a brewery? Count me in. Image: Signature BrewThe Glitch, Waterloo (various)
Super lil Cafe with a subterranean cellar space that's so small we've seen comedians refer to it as a 'corridor'. The Glitch

Shirker's Rest, New Cross (various)
Magnificent micropub with an upstairs space where they sometimes host intimate comedy nights. Shirker's Rest

Three Hounds, Beckenham (occasional)
This fave Londonist bottle/beer shop has a cosy downstairs space that puts on occasional stand up sets. Three Hounds

The impressive space at Woolwich Works. Image: Paul Gilbey*Streatham Space Project, Streatham Hill (various)*Have seen some cracking WIPs here including Bilal Zafar and Paul Choudry. A pro set up in an unexpected location. Also a regular haunt for Bangers Comedy (see all-time best comedy nights, anove). Streatham Space Project

EartH, Hackney (various)Gorge grand old former cinema hosts lots of music acts, but also a steady stream of comedians. Also home to the Hackney Comedy Experience, hosting the ilk of Bridget Christie and Leo Reich. EartH

The O2, North Greenwich (various)
You've might've heard of it. Has superstar names like Peter Kay and Flight of the Conchords. A pretty big deal actually. The O2

Woolwich Works, Woolwich (occasional)
Occasional comedy nights held in this stunning listed warehouse building, formerly part of the Royal Arsenal. They also host Bring Your Own Baby comedy sets (to be clear, your baby doesn't need to prepare a tight five, you can just bring them to watch). Woolwich Works

Phil Wang performs at 21Soho, a relatively new venue already proving its comedy chops.Eventim Apollo, Hammersmith (various)
So, Live at the Apollo? Yeah, they do that here. Other blockbuster stand up shows too. Eventim Apollo

21 Soho, Soho (various)
A relative newcomer seriously pulling its weight, with acts like Frank Skinner and Drunk Women Solving Crime strutting their stuff in this bougie space — plus regular nights including Queerly Beloved. 21 Soho

Pub theatres like the Tabard (Chiswick), Etcetera Theatre (Camden) and Old Red Lion (Angel) often have comedy plays, and sometimes stand up, too. Lots more pub theatres in our guide here.

Radio and TV recordings for shows including HIGNFY and Graham Norton. Read more about getting free tickets with our guide.

Comedy festivals in LondonLondon is one big comedy festival IMHO, so there's no need for anything as blockbuster as the Edinburgh Fringe here. There is, though, a scattering of events you should know about, to wit:

VAULT Festival, hosted in the first quarter of the year, boasts a slew of funny shows. Image: VAULT festivalVAULT Festival (January-March)An orgy of cabaret, theatre, drag... but also a f**k ton of excellent comedy, inc. stand up acts already plotting out their Edinburgh shows. Oh, there's sketch too 😀 VAULT Festival

Sketch Off!, Museum of Comedy and Leicester Square Theatre (January-early spring)If you adore sketch, then boy, is this going to ruffle your truffles. See the sketch section above for more details. Sketch Off!

Just For Laughs London, The O2 (March)Not so much a festival as a three-day summit of some of comedy's biggest stars (up to and including Hollywood levels of fame). Inaugural festival was in 2023, so let's see if it's back in 2024. Just For Laughs London

Shaparak Khorsandi has previously performed at Ealing Comedy Festival and Just For Laughs, so here's a picture of her.Balham Comedy Festival, Bedford, Balham (July)
Proof that you only need one pub to run an entire comedy festival, this convention of comics unfolds in the various nooks and crannies of the esteemed Bedford, and makes for a marvellous way to affordably binge on stand up. Balham Comedy Festival

Ealing Comedy Festival (July)
Al fresco comedy in the splendid Walpole Park. Previous acts have included Shaparak Khorsandi, Josh Widdecombe and Ed Byrne. Nothing to do with those black and white Ealing films as far as we know. Ealing Comedy Festival

Camden Fringe (July-August)The closest London comes to Edinburgh, with hundreds of shows sprinkled across north London's theatres and pubs. Plenty of comedy in the mix every year, from stand up to sketch to clowning. Camden Fringe

Drag nights in LondonDrag brunches at Dalsto Superstore are a vibe. Image: Dalston SuperstoreA genre unto itself, there's no doubt a lot of drag is aimed to make you giggle your pants off. This is not a comprehensive roundup of places to watch it — just a pick of some of the best:

  • Royal Vauxhall Tavern, Vauxhall: drag on tap at this GOAT LGBTQ+ pub.
  • Two Brewers, Clapham: Drag-laced hijinx seven days a week, from Monday Madness to Power of Four.
  • Dalston Superstore, Dalston: Partay central, and home to a legendary drag brunch.
  • Camden Cabaret, Camden: Heady cocktail of drag, comedy, burlesque and more every Fri and Sat.
  • CellarDoor, Covent Garden: Smoosh up with revellers in these erstwhile toilets to watch drag-doused debauchery.
  • Zebrano, Soho: Home of the Drag Brunchette, hosted by The Royal Highness, Queen B*tch of Soho.

Queera Lynn, sometimes to be found at Camden Cabaret.Oh gawd, we missed somewhere didn't we. While this is not meant to be a comprehensive list of comedy in London, if you think we've omitted something that needs to be on here, email will@londonist.com

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Ever wish you were a bird — or Jason Hawkes — so you could soar high above London? Out popular bird's-eye quiz is back.

And make sure you've done the original quiz too.

  1. Clue: this is not the face of a blue-eyed robot baby with a dummy in its mouthImage © Google2. Struggling? The shadow gives the game awayImage © Google3. Not too brutal either, this one...Image © Google4. Hope you've been training for this...Image © Google5. Yes, that is a beach, although it's not always there...Image © Google6. Clue: it's not WembleyImage © Google7. Even if you don't know what it is, don't tell me you're not enjoying looking at this oneImage © Google8. I swear to you this is London and not, like, SwitzerlandImage © Google9. Eye-eye...Image © Google10. Clue: there used to be something in this view that would've made this very easy to getImage © Google11. Do not adjust your screenImage © GoogleAnswers1. Trafalgar Square
  2. Westminster Abbey
  3. Barbican Centre
  4. King's Cross station
  5. Southbank Centre
  6. Craven Cottage, Fulham
  7. Alexandra & Ainsworth Estate
  8. Abney Park
  9. Southgate station
  10. Crystal Palace Park
  11. Mayfield Lavender Farm

How did you do?1 or less: never took off
2-3: fall from grace
4-6: you may believe you can fly, but no one else does
7-8: eagle-eyed
9-10: high flyer
11: you are clearly an actual bird

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Hear about the mathematical side of Wren's work1. Swot up on British treasuresThe provenance of certain items in the British Museum is the subject of a fairly heated debate at the moment, but there's none of that at this free online talk which focuses on 10 of the museums artefacts which were discovered here in the UK.

Guildhall Library hosts Dr William Sterling to discuss the artefacts, which were chosen by a panel of experts to mark the museum's 250th anniversary back in 2003. Some are predictable (hello, Sutton Hoo), but others might surprise you.

Free, 7 March.

  1. Attend a lunchtime concert in an art galleryNot just any art gallery — the National Gallery. Many venues offer lunchtime concerts these days, but the National Gallery's aren't all that well known. Head to Room 9 on Level 2 of the Trafalgar Square institution for a free performance by mezzo soprano Simone Jonetsu Ibbett-Brown and pianist JongSun Woo, members of the Black British Classical Foundation, which helps people of colour to participate in classical arts.

The room is home to works by Michelangelo, Veronese and Titian, so it's a treat for the eyes as well as the ears.

Free, 7 March

  1. Wrangle with Wren's mathsSir Christopher Wren is often thought of as a creative type — no surprise when you admire the beauty of his magnum opus, St Paul's Cathedral. But he was also a mathematician (and Gresham Professor of Astronomy), and today's Gresham College lecture looks at the mathematical dimension of his work, including the calculations behind those spires and domes that we all love to admire. Sarah Hart, Professor of Geometry, gives the talk.

It's part of the Wren 300 series, marking three centuries since his death.

Free, 7 March.

The St Patrick's Day parade is on Sunday. Image: iStock/Sebastien Mercier4. Be inspired by Peggy GuggenheimOn International Women's Day, Guildhall Library celebrates American art collector Peggy Guggenheim, who championed artists from the Dada, Surrealist, and Abstract Expressionist movements, changing the face of 20th century art in the process.

Arts Society lecturer Alexandra Epps gives a talk about Guggenheim's life, work and legacy — and you can watch it in person or online.

Free, 8 March

  1. Get your fill of gunpowder, treason and plotVisit the National Archives without leaving your living room. Image LondonVisited the National Archives' current exhibition, Treason: People, Power & Plot yet? See the highlights from home with a free online curator tour, telling the stories of traitors between the 1350s-1940s — some of whom changed British history — and whether they were convicted or acquitted. The event includes a short film, and a chance to ask the curators your questions.

Free, 8 March.

  1. Sweat it out at a HIIT classOver the next few weeks, athletics brand Asics offers several free classes and workouts from its Oxford Street store, mainly aimed at helping runners improve their performance. They include a HIIT class at the specially designed studio within the store, led by experienced runner, fitness coach and trainer Rey Smart.

Free, 9 March (and other dates).

  1. Visit a working windmill in BrixtonNot many windmills remain in London — especially those making their own flour — but Brixton's is one of them, and this weekend it reopens for visiting season. On a 30-minute tour of the windmill, you'll learn how the machinery has been adapted to be run from wind, to steam, and now to electricity. It's a popular little attraction, so book ahead.

£5, 11-12 March and various other weekends until October

  1. St Patrick's Day Festival and ParadeThe St Patrick's Day parade is on Sunday. Image: iStock/Sebastien MercierGuinness season is almost upon us and the celebrations start early with London's St Patrick's Day Festival and Parade, taking place in the city centre on Sunday.

Line the route between Hyde Park and Trafalgar Square to watch the procession full of floats, live bands, Irish dancers and other entertainers passing through the streets, then head to Trafalgar Square for a huge free festival. Wearing green is advised.

Free, 12 March.

  1. Bag cheap London Zoo ticketsSome people can geat cheap entry to London Zoo. Image: Peter Trimming via creative commonsA reminder than until the end of March, anyone receiving Universal Credit, Pension Credit, Working Tax Credit, Child Tax Credit, Employment and Support Allowance, Income Support or Jobseeker's Allowance can get entry to London Zoo for just £3.

The Community Access Scheme has been fairly popular, selling out some days, so book well in advance, and avoid weekends for your best chance of getting tickets. Other reduced price tickets are available to people with disabilities or additional needs, refugees, and those over 60 who are at risk of social isolation. Full details on the London Zoo website.

£3, until end of March.

  1. Delve into murder, mayhem and mysteryTechnically Elstree & Borehamwood Museum is just outside the limits of Greater London, but they do put on a terrific free exhibition, so to hell with the rules. Murder, Mayhem and Mystery takes you on a journey into the dark side of the area's past, with exhibits including a pistol once belonging to Dick Turpin, and a chance for kids to dress up as Bobbies in a police phone box.

Free, until 26 August


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All weekendLast chance to catch Travis Alabanza at Southbank Centre. Image: Elise RoseCEZANNE: Tate Modern's Cezanne exhibition displays the still lifes, landscapes and paintings of French artist Paul Cezanne, exploring how his tendency to break the rules changed painting forever — and this is its final weekend. Our art critic gave it a 5 review. Until 12 March*

TRAVIS ALABANZA: Performance artist Travis Alabanza performs their show Burgerz in a final run at Southbank Centre. Born as a result of someone throwing a burger at Alabanza as part of a transphobic slur, it explores the trans experience through the medium of burgers. 8-12 March

BALLET BLACK: British dance company Ballet Black was established to address the lack of diversity in professional ballet, by championing Black and Asian performers. This weekend, catch the company in a double bill of new and original work at Barbican, choreographed by Will Tuckett and Mthuthuzeli November. 8-12 March

DISNEY ON ICE: A treat normally reserved for the Christmas period, family show Disney On Ice is back at Wembley with new production Discover the Magic, featuring modern and classic Disney characters from Coco, Frozen, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast and others. 9-12 March

Silly Walks by Patrick Boyd is one of the artworks available at The Affordable Art Fair. Image: Woolff GalleryAFFORDABLE ART FAIR: Prices for artworks start at £50 at the Affordable Art Fair, which is held at Evolution Battersea. Thousands of contemporary artworks are for sale, with special events including DJs, late night openings, and a mural created live on site. 9-12 March

THE OTHER ART FAIR: The Other Art Fair takes over the Old Truman Brewery for four days of artwork that's accessible to all. Affordable and original pieces are up for grabs, alongside immersive installations, live performances and a bar. 9-12 March

WOMEN OF THE WORLD: Three-day festival Women of the World, celebrating women, girls and non-binary people takes place at Southbank Centre, tackling topics including miscarriage, women's safety, fat activism, childcare costs and a history of Bengali activism. There's also a marketplace where you can browse and buy products from female-led businesses. 10-12 March

WOW Festival is on all weekendCOUNTRY TO COUNTRY: Three days of country music comes to The O2 as Country To Country festival returns. Rising Nashville stars take to the stage between sets from headline acts including Thomas Rhett, Lady A and Zac Brown Band. 10-12 March

CRAFTERAMA: Head to Alexandra Palace for Crafterama, a weekend covering paper crafts, stamps, decoupage, beading, resin art, needle crafts and more. Exhibitors from all over the country show off their craft materials and tools, offering shed-loads of inspiration for your next project. 11-12 March

ITALIAN FILMS: 12 different films are screened at mini festival Cinema Made In Italy at Cine Lumiere. Fascism, the Pope and gang crime are some of the topics covered in both fiction and non-fiction films, including In Viaggio on Saturday and The Lord of the Ants on Sunday. 9-13 March

OSCAR WEEK: With the Oscars taking place late on Sunday night into the early hours of Monday, Barbican Cinema is screening this year's nominated films over the course of a week. There are seven to choose from this weekend, including Tár on Saturday and Elvis on Sunday. 10-16 March

QUEEN'S CORGIS: The Wallace Collection unveils a free new display, The Queen and her Corgis, featuring photographs depicting the late monarch's close relationship with the dog breed. *FREE, 8 March-25 June*

Saturday 11 MarchQueen Elizabeth II at Balmoral Castle with one of her Corgis, 28 September 1952. Bettmann / Contributor via Getty Images. Featured in a new exhibition at Wallace Collection.SMARTPHONE PHOTOGRAPHY: Up your photo game at Bishopsgate Institute's smartphone photography workshop, focusing specifically on fashion photography and portraits. Spend some time out on the nearby streets shooting pictures, before heading inside to learn how to edit them. 11am-1pm

CHEESE AND BEER TASTING: Cheese and wine is a common combo, so why not cheese and beer? That's the thinking at Wimbledon Brewery, which hosts a tasting session pairing seven artisan cheeses with beers created by a master brewer. Age 18+ (obviously). 1pm

CABABABARAVE: As part of the ongoing (though soon closing) VAULT Festival, enjoy a cabaret-inspired show for babies and their parents/carers. Cabababarave was created by two mums who were bored of the usual baby events, and features cabaret performances interspersed with baby sensory moments, ending in a rave. 2pm

ASTROPHOTOGRAPHY: Spend the evening with judges and astrophotographers involved in this year's Astronomy Photographer of the Year competition exhibition at the National Maritime Museum. Find out how incredible photos of space are taken, and view this year's exhibition of winning and shortlisted images. 6pm-8pm

GRACE CAMPBELL: Head to Alexandra Palace to see comedian Grace Campbell in her brand new show, A Show About Me(n), which tells the story of how she let go of her need for male validation. Age 16+.7pm

CALLING PLANET EARTH: Head to Croydon's Fairfield Halls for Calling Planet Earth, a live music show celebrating the sounds of the 1980s. Songs by Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, The Human League, Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode and many others are performed by a live band, with symphonic arrangements. 7.30pm

Pimp up your pad at the Midcentury Modern on Sunday.KATE MOSSE: Author Kate Mosse brings her first one-woman show to artsdepot. Warrior Queens & Quiet Revolutionaries is part detective story, part love letter to history, with fun facts and mystery objects thrown in, and a preview of her new novel of the same name. 7.30pm

DARA Ó BRIAIN: Irish comedian and TV presenter Dara Ó Briain is at Croydon's Fairfield Halls for his latest show, So... Where Were We?, following on from his previous show which came to an end just before lockdown in March 2020. Expect stories, one-liners and some audience interaction — you've been warned. 8pm

I HATE IT HERE: I Hate it Here is an interactive piece of theatre about zero hours contracts and instability. Audience members at the Pleasance Theatre will participate in game shows, sign up for shifts, and have the chance to win at bingo, all to raise awareness of everything that's wrong with zero hours contracts. Tonight's the final show. 8.45pm

AVERAGE BEAR: Comedian, singer and actor Michelle Brasier brings her current show, Average Bear, to Soho Theatre for the finale of a week-long run. Hear about her personal experience living in the shadows of an hereditary illness, interwoven with the fictional story of Average, a bear with a problematic fear of hibernation, for a real rollercoaster ride of emotions. 9.15pm

Sunday 12 MarchHunt out some bargains at Peckham Salvage YardSCI-FI FILM FEST: Science Museum hosts the Science Fiction Film Festival, tying in with its current Science Fiction exhibition. Watch classic films from the sci-fi genre, along with newer releases, in the museum's IMAX screen. Alien, The X Files and Blade Runner are all shown today. *8-12 March*

MIDCENTURY MODERN: Taking place at Dulwich College, the Midcentury Modern is an interiors show of 20th century furniture, soft furnishings, wallpaper, glassware and other items to kit out your home for a retro vibe, as well as pieces by modern designers. 85 dealers and designers are scheduled to attend. 10am-4pm

PECKHAM SALVAGE YARD: 60 traders rock up at the Bussey Building and Copeland Park for Peckham Salvage Yard, selling vintage clothes, 20th century furniture, salvaged homewares and a few oddities. 11am-5pm

THE KING OF NOTHING: Take the family along to artsdepot for a performance of The King Of Nothing, a puppet musical inspired by the Emperor's New Clothes, about a vain king who's given a new suit to wear to an important parade. Suitable for ages 5+. 11am/2pm

ELIZABETH BLACKWELL: Chelsea Physic Garden marks International Women's Day with a talk about Elizabeth Blackwell, a Scottish botanical illustrator whose book was used as a reference work for physicians and apothecaries. Pamela Holmes, who has written a book about Blackwell, gives the talk. 11.30am

London goes green for the St Patrick's Day Parade. Image: aurélien.ST PATRICK'S PARADE: Central London becomes a sea of green as the St Patrick's Day Parade and Festival takes over the streets. Line the route between Hyde Park Corner and Trafalgar Square to watch the procession pass, then head to the finish line for a free festival of Irish culture. FREE, 12pm

WOMAN ON THE ROOF: Head to the Prince Charles Cinema for a screening of Woman on the Roof, a film which looks at how older women are sidelined by society. It's a Polish film, part of the Kinoteka Polish Film Festival. 3.30pm

GAGGLE: Another highlight of VAULT Festival this weekend is Gaggle, a show of drag, dancing and debauchery by a drag collective of the same name. Bi-Curious George, Father JC, Papa Parmigiano and Spoiler Rotten all appear in the show, which started life in the basement of Soho Theatre. 4.15pm

TALE OF TAWAIFS - MEHFIL: Rich Mix hosts a live musical telling the true life stories of the two most famous courtesans (music and dance performers, usually hired to entertain the wealthy and elite) of India in the early 20th century. Tale of Tawaifs - Mehfil tells of Janki Bai and Zohra Bai, and their struggle against the patriarchy, told through acting, singing and dancing. 5.45pm

DICKENS AFTER DARK: Footprints of London guide Mark Rowland offers a virtual tour through the areas of London which Charles Dickens frequented at night. From the comfort of your own home, find out about the night walks Dickens used to take and how they inspired his writing. 7pm-8pm

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Some say you can't get a decent pint of the black stuff outside Ireland. We say: rawmaish. Whether you're after the perfect St Paddy's venue, or simply seeking good craic and a well-poured Guinness, these 13 boozers go above and beyond your usual Irish-themed pub. Sláinte!

  1. The Auld Shillelagh, Stoke NewingtonThe Auld Shillelagh knows how to pour a pint (or 10) of the black stuffFew pubs in the capital are as high-spirited as the Auld Shillelagh on Stokey's Church Street. And that's not just because of the gallons of Irish whiskey consumed here. Any day of the week, the narrow space fills with laughter and high-jinx, live music wafting through the air, endless pints of Guinness poured (these are often declared the best in north London). Other highlights: staff with endless bonhomie up their sleeves, and a large — and well sheltered — beer garden.

The Auld Shillelagh, 105 Stoke Newington Church Street, N16 0UD

  1. The Boot, King's CrossThe Boot: atmospheric as they comeThere's something enduringly charming about this boozer tucked away on the backstreets of King's Cross. Among the memorabilia dangling from the ceiling is boot-related gimcrack, a papier mache seagull and a pair of skis hung above the bar. A fair chance of getting a seat even on a busy night and well-kept beers (including, yes, Guinness) make the Boot a safe bet for central London craic.

The Boot, 116 Cromer Street, WC1H 8BS

  1. The Cow, Westbourne ParkIrish meets gastropub at the Cow.This swish Westbourne Park local doesn't have the unpolished charm of other pubs on this list, yet it's not to be sniffed at. There is Guinness. There are rock oysters. And if there's a limit to how many of these you can neck, you can always change tack with a Belgian brew or a Languedoc. The food here's not inexpensive, but this bovine-themed pub is a frontrunner for a slap-up meal washed down with you-know-what.

The Cow, 89 Westbourne Park Road, W2 5QH

  1. Crown & Cushion, LambethA slice of Ireland in Waterloo.A stone's throw from Waterloo, the Crown & Cushion deals in impeccable Guinness, Tayto crisps and that other Irish pub staple... Thai food. An open fire creates a cozily smokey setting (even in summer from our experience) while old street signs and the more tasteful end of leprechaun stereotypes decorate the walls. There's a small beer garden out back, too. Horse racing will probably be on.

Crown & Cushion, 133-135 Westminster Bridge Road, SE1 7HR

  1. The Faltering Fullback, Finsbury ParkWe'd happily spend a whole day in here.The labyrinthine layout of this Tardis-like pub means you should be able to find a nook to settle into — apart from when the rugby's on, when you'll want to set your alarm for about 6am. The Fullback's more 'gently' Irish than some others on this list, but the Guinness is no less superb for it, and in the end isn't that what it's all about? The beer garden btw is a paradisiacal gem (though hardly a secret anymore).

The Faltering Fullback, 19 Perth Road, N4 3HB

  1. Skehans, Telegraph HillThis hill-topping pub should be on your hitlist.'Purveyors of Craic' is how Skehans bill themselves, and who are we to argue. A regular on Deserter's World Cup of Pubs, this picturesque boozer perches on the corner of a steep inclune overlooking New Cross, and beckoning you in with its emerald facade and well-kempt flower basket. There's often live music on (jam sessions unfold around a table), otherwise horse racing, football and pool will keep you occupied for the best part of a lost weekend. There is Thai food too; simpler noodles dishes, but also spicy sea bass and salmon steak.

Skehans, 1 Kitto Road, SE14 5TW

  1. Madden's Bar, FinchleyA fine spot to settle in with a pint or two, and watch the rugby.One of north London's most welcoming Irish pubs, you needn't be a regular to feel at home in Madden's. It's all about (or largely about) the live sport here, hence the multiple screens scattered around, and indeed behind, the bar. A fine place to watch Ireland romp home in the Six Nations. There's also Thai food and a pool table upstairs, plus regular live music nights

Madden's Bar, 130 High Road, N2 9ED

  1. Sheephaven Bay, CamdenLooks pretty Irish to us.This green-fronted pub near Mornington Crescent station is one of London's more spruced-up Irish establishments — adorned with scarves, signed shirts, and framed photos of football and rugby teams of yore. You'd be correct in thinking sport plays a major role in the life of this pub: come for the rugby and football, stay for the horse racing and darts.

The Sheephaven Bay, 2 Mornington Street, NW1 7QD

  1. Sir Colin Campbell, KilburnWhether lured inside by the siren call of a penny whistle and bodhrán, or Thin Lizzy on the jukebox, the Sir Colin Campbell does not disappoint once you're inside. Now you get why this part of town is nicknamed County Kilburn; the-brew-with-the-harp-on-it is in ample supply, natch, but so too is a cracking range of cask. Nestled into a wooden pew with Irish folk jams round the table on Saturdays and Sunday, you'll start to pray you get snowed in.

Sir Colin Campbell, 264-266 Kilburn High Road, NW6 2BY

  1. The Porterhouse, Covent GardenThe Porterhouse is like various pubs stacked on top of one another.This behemoth of a bar deserves a mention for its sheer size, array of beers and the fact that it brews its own Irish stout. Catch it when it's quiet and you'll be able to sup your way through the biggest range of Irish beers in London (plus many from elsewhere). At other times it risks being uncomfortably busy with snail-pace service. And if you're coming here on St Patrick's Day... well, good luck to you.

The Porterhouse, 21-22 Maiden Lane, WC2E 7NA

  1. The Toucan, SohoToucan play at this game. Photo: psyxjaw.Not going with the Guinness theme by halves (they even have bar stools shaped like massive pints), this itsy pub just off Soho Square can often be rammed to the point of unpleasant. Find it when it's not, though, and it's a treat to behold — a taste of 1970s Soho in the best possible way. Decent Guinness goes without saying, and there are a fair few Irish whiskies to choose from. We'll let you discover the shortcut to the downstairs bar in your own time.

The Toucan, 19 Carlisle Street, W1D 3BY

  1. Waxy O'Connor's, SohoFour bars over six floors... and it's still rammed.Named after a candlemaker born in Dublin in 1788, this epic drinking mall — there are four bars over six floors — is an impressive sight to behold. A 'tree' in the centre is orbited all manner of wooden pulpit-like areas and pew-style seating — well, after all, Guinness is a religion here. Redoubtable in size, Waxy's can also be rather clamorous (tourists are not in short supply, either). But if you're in the right mood for it, that's all part of the charm. Also try spin-off Waxy's Little Sister on Wardour Street, where a little 'drinks lift' will keep you (and your credit card) occupied all night.

Waxy O'Connor’s, 14-16 Rupert Street, W1D 6DD

  1. Blythe Hill Tavern, CatfordBlythe Hill owner Con Riordan — the staff here are always in shirts and ties.Proof that you should never judge a book by its cover; the tired cream exterior and translucent windows suggest you'd better keep walking. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Blythe's tie-wearing bar staff are unfailingly lovely (crafting a pint of the Black Stuff like it's an art form), while regulars banter back and forth like the oldest of friends (and they possibly are). Sporting gimcracks and Irish keepsakes (owner Con Riordan is from Limerick) pepper, but don't overwhelm. A cosy front bar holds around five tables, and encourages inter-group conversation. The rear area is larger, and more gregarious, especially when the rugby's on.

Blythe Hill Tavern, 319 Stanstead Road, Catford, SE23 1JB

Other good craicHomeboy's good for cocktail craic Anspach and Hobday's London Black nitro stout has become the city's unofficial Alt Guinness, and can be supped in reputable boozers around town. The superlative Shirker's Rest in New Cross often has it on, as does of course, A&H's Bermondsey taproom, the Arch House. * Irish coffees, Irish cream sodas*, a cocktail called Wogan, and a dedicated boilermaker menu give you an idea of the kitsch stylings of Islington's Homeboy. All leather banquettes and Tayto toasties, it is in some ways the cool ne'er-do-well cousin of every other bar on this list. We visited (and loved) in 2019. Business must've been booming since — Homeboy now has a sister venue in Battersea.

Know an excellent Irish pub that’s not included in this list? Tell us in the comments below.

Updated by Will Noble in February 2023.

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A mile-long artwork in Newham informs and entertains.

"There was a small part of North Woolwich that was owned by Westminster Abbey, although much of North Woolwich belonged to Kent, an arrangement that lasted from the Norman Conquest of 1066 until 1965."

So begins the longest piece of artwork in London*. It tracks the Elizabeth Line on its route through the Royal Docks, turning an otherwise unremarkable fence into something both attractive and enlightening.

Panorama showing the wall disappear into the distanceSonia Boyce's Newham Trackside Wall offers an ever-shifting panorama of flowers and silhouettes, drawing inspiration from the local area. This is broken up with regular commentary panels. These might include an historical tidbit like the one at the top of this post. Or it might capture the opinions or memories of a local resident, many of whom were canvassed during preparations for the wall. Over 170 stories made the cut.

The panels pass in front of the Tate and Lyle sugar factory (and have plenty to say about it)Such displays run the risk of achieving banality. We're reminded of the adjective-heavy panels ("iconic, vibrant, dynamic, sustainable, luxury apartments!") that developers put around their sites. But this is good, informative stuff. You'll want to keep reading.

You're in for a long walk (map). The Newham Trackside Wall is so protracted that it passes through multiple neighbourhoods. An epic stretch runs from North Woolwich through Silvertown and up to the City Airport roundabout. After sensibly taking a break when the rail line ducks under the Royal Docks it continues again for another horizon-bothering stretch past Custom House. Altogether, Boyce's creation extends almost 2km through the former docklands.

An Elizabeth line train rumbles past a nature note about local red kitesYou might assume that the lengthy artwork is entirely celebratory of the local area, and most of it is. Here and there, though, the artist has included comments that paint a less rosy picture. One panel, for example, recalls an awkward and intimidating scramble for a council house. Another, mentioning local crime, has since been removed. But the artwork is all the stronger for weaving in some of the more challenging aspects of Newham life.

An interesting juxtapositionNewham Trackside Wall is easy enough to find. The northern section runs directly past Custom House station (Elizabeth line and DLR). If you want to walk the whole thing, we'd suggest getting off at King George V DLR stop, then walking south to Albert Road. The artwork follows this road, starting a little west of Store Road. When it eventually ends, cross over the docks at the Connaught crossing, and pick up the fence again a short walk to the west on Victoria Dock Road.

If you can't follow the artwork on the streets, then the work can be viewed on a dedicated website.

The artwork passes the Brick Lane Music Hall (not on the actual Brick Lane), with a note about Mark Knopfler.*As always with these superlatives, a debate could be had. The Illuminated River project, which lights up the Thames bridges, runs over an even longer distance, but one that is mostly gaps.

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The Who play the MarqueeA new book explores the legendary Marquee club, where many A-listers first gigged.

What’s the link between the corner of Oxford Street and Poland Street; the Soho Lofts apartments on Wardour Street; and the Montagu Pyke Wetherspoon’s pub on Charing Cross Road? Answer: they all occupy sites that were formerly the address of the Marquee, arguably the most influential small music venue there’s ever been – in London, or anywhere else.

The Marquee opened in 1958, as a jazz club in the basement of the Academy Cinema (165 Oxford Street). Jazzers, both trad and modern, played in a circus-themed ballroom designed by noted portrait photographer and theatrical set designer Angus McBean. This is where the Rolling Stones played their first-ever gig in 1962.

Two years later, the club moved down into Soho and 90 Wardour Street. This black-walled, bomb shelter-like space would become home to the first stirrings of blues rock, psychedelia, prog, pub rock, punk, new wave and the New Wave of British Heavy Metal. The roll call of artists who took their first tentative steps to fame on the cramped stage of the Marquee is a Who’s Who of British music, from Eric Clapton, Cream, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie and Pink Floyd to the Sex Pistols, the Jam, U2 and the Cure.

A first appearance by the Police (if you can spot them) from 1977A gig at the Marquee announced that a band had left the orbit of the suburban pub circuit and was on its way up. It was the gateway to the big time – even if the place often got so hot and airless that performers would pass out on stage.

In the late 1980s, the club moved again, to 105-107 Charing Cross Road, where it hosted early gigs by Inspiral Carpets, James, Spiritualized, PJ Harvey, the Cranberries and Oasis. The Marquee closed in 1995, never to be revived. It survives these days as a fondly remembered entry on many bands’ CVs, and as an ace logo that still brings wistful smiles to the faces of gig-goers of a certain age.

Here then, are 12 landmark Marquee gigs, which you can read more about in new book Marquee: The Story of the World’s Greatest Music Venue by Robert Sellers and Nick Pendleton.

  1. Rolling Stones (12 July 1962)The Oxford Street door behind which The Rolling Stones played their first gigThe band’s first ever gig. No Charlie Watts or Bill Wyman at this stage; the line-up was founder Brian Jones, with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Ian Stewart on keyboards, Dick Taylor on bass and nobody can remember who, if anybody, was on drums.

  2. The Who (24 November 1964)The West London Modfathers kicked off the first night of a 23-week Tuesday night residency, billed as “Maximum R&B”. The volume, aggression and attitude of the shows set the template for future generations of angry young bands with guitars.

  3. Pink Floyd (13 March 1966)Beginning on this date, ‘The Pink Floyd Sound’ became the house band for the Spontaneous Underground, a series of anything-goes Sunday afternoon happenings at the Marquee, featuring music, poetry, anti-conjuring acts, free haircuts and near-naked audience members rolling in mounds of jelly.

  4. Jimi Hendrix (24 January 1967) It wasn’t Hendrix’s first UK gig but it was the most high profile he’d played so far, and so everyone turned up. Hendrix was a bag of nerves before going on and rightly so – waiting for him in the audience were the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Eric Clapton and just about every musician on the London scene. He blew their minds.

  5. Led Zeppelin (18 October 1968)Their first gig was in Newcastle; this was the second but arguably more important because it was the first time the music press got to see Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham introduce the future of rock music. It was love at first listen – although the journalist writing for Melody Maker suggested they might turn the volume down a bit.

  6. David Bowie (18–20 October 1973)Bowie first played the Marquee back in 1964 when he was plain Davy Jones. By 1973, he’d been the Man Who Sold the World, Hunky Dory, Ziggy Stardust and Aladdin Sane. On his last appearance at the Marquee, he took over the club for three days to film a TV special in which he bid farewell to Ziggy, previewed songs from Diamond Dogs and scandalised NBC, the American channel producing the show, with his fishnet body stocking and visible pubic hair.

  7. The Sex Pistols (12 February 1976) The Sex PistolsIt was their first gig outside art colleges and the Sex Pistols were supporting Eddie and the Hot Rods. The Marquee crowd was not impressed. They shouted abuse. The band shouted back. "You can’t play," someone heckled. "So what?" replied Sid Vicious. Before they finally quit the stage, the Pistols trashed the Hot Rods’ gear. They were banned from playing the club again.

  8. Motörhead (1 April 1977)This was supposed to be Motörhead’s farewell gig. They’d been struggling to make a living as a band for two years and this was a swan-song for fans. As a result of the blinding set they played that night, the manager of a small record label offered them money to record a single. They used it to lay down most of an album, which included debut single Motörhead. It went Top 75 and persuaded the band to keep on rockin’.

  9. The Cure and Joy Division (4 March 1979)In the late 70s and early 80s, the club was a bastion of the New Wave, hosting gigs by the Jam, Ultravox, Squeeze, the Boomtown Rats, the Undertones, the Pretenders, Simple Minds, U2 and the Cure. Both U2 and the Cure had weekly residences: the Cure got to pick their own support acts and on this particular Sunday they invited Joy Division to open for them, after Robert Smith had heard the Manchester band on the John Peel show and been impressed.

  10. The Aces aka the Police (12 December 1981)After they became famous, several bands returned to play the Marquee under aliases that only diehard fans would recognise. Acts that played these so-called secret gigs included the Jam, Genesis, Iron Maiden and Metallica. When the Police, who by this time had scored eight Top 10 hits, tried it, in December 1981, it was a little too secret. No one showed up. Marquee staff hit Wardour Street to try and round up passers-by, but they got virtually no takers.

  11. Wham! (28 October 1985)There was another secretive gig in October 1985 when Wham! took over the club to film the video for single ‘I’m Your Man’. It begins with George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley outside the club on Wardour Street desperately trying to sell tickets for the show to passers-by. Actually, the club was full, although not with fans – it was packed with actors and models hired from agencies playing the part of the audience.

  12. Guns N’ Roses (19 June 1987)The Marquee’s fame drew bands from all over the world. The likes of AC/DC, Metallica, Twisted Sister and REM all played some of their first UK gigs at the club, as did Guns N’ Roses whose first performances outside America were three gigs over nine days at the Marquee. The buzz generated from those shows launched the band on their trajectory to global fame and debauchery.

Marquee: The Story of the World’s Greatest Music Venue by Robert Sellers and Nick Pendleton is published by Paradise Road.

All images courtesy of Paradise Road. Article by Andrew Humphries.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Cortland Cassiobury.

Calling all renters who want to live close to the capital — without compromising on space, style, or a proper sense of community. We have the perfect spot for you!

Introducing Cortland Cassiobury: an incredibly smart collection of brand new apartments in Watford, which comes with some genuinely exceptional amenities. Before we get into all of those, though, let's explore why this cracking corner of Hertfordshire deserves your attention.

Easy commutes and greenery galoreCortland Cassiobury is located within walking distance of Watford Underground station. From here, you can get to London in about half an hour via the Metropolitan line. You're also just a short drive from Watford Junction — mainline services to Euston can take as little as 15 minutes — and close to the motorway, making road trips a breeze.

Not only are Watford residents in prime position to make the most of city life, they also benefit from an abundance of green space on their doorsteps. A particular highlight is the 190-acre Cassiobury Park, which boasts wildflower meadows, ancient woodland, child-friendly splash pools, and one of our favourite miniature railways of all time (yes, we have a list). Residents can also enjoy tranquil waterside walks by the River Gade and the River Colne, or engage in all manner of outdoorsy activities at Oxhey Park.

Spellbinding local attractions Watford town is home to a cinema, a theatre, an eclectic weekly market where you can pick up street food and artisanal goods, and a fantastic food scene — try The Glasshouse for food hall-style dining turned upmarket, or The Florist for "hanging kebabs" and floral cocktails.

It also boasts the enormously popular Warner Brothers Studio Tour — ideal for Harry Potter fans looking to get closer to the Wizarding World.

A private cinema, fitness centre, and a bocce ball courtMind you, at Cortland Cassiobury, you don't even have to step outside to make the most of your downtime. That's because the development boasts next-level amenities including a cinema room and a club lounge with HDTVs and a full kitchen. It's even got a state-of-the-art fitness centre with Technogym equipment and Fitness On Demand™ — allowing you to (virtually) join an expert-led workout class whenever the urge strikes you.

Oh, and did we mention that there's a business suite with flexible coworking space for all you hybrid/remote workers?

Outside, the perks continue — unleash your competitive side at the bocce ball court, enjoy a barbeque in the landscaped gardens which boast electric grills, and take your four-legged friend to the dog park (that's right, this is a pet-friendly community!)

Custom-designed apartmentsOf course, at the end of the day, you need a stunning space that you can't wait to go home to. Luckily, Cortland Cassiobury delivers in the interiors department, too: offering a stylish range of apartments to suit a variety of needs, from studios to three-beds.

Many homes benefit from private balconies and garden views, and every single one has been custom-designed by Cortland's interior designers and boasts high spec fixtures and fittings — think Silestone kitchen worktops, Samsung appliances, and high gloss, magazine-worthy kitchens.

There's a 24-hour concierge service if you need it and tons of fun opportunities to get to know your neighbours, in the form of Cortland's resident socials. Anyone for cocktails, yoga or a community BBQ?

Apartments at Cortland Cassiobury start at £1,650pcm and are available right now. Register your interest or schedule a development tour today and discover this perk-laden new neighbourhood for yourself.

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Cheese fondue at The Cheese Bar, CamdenLooking for cheese fondue in London? These restaurants, cafes, bars and winter pop-ups all serve the heavenly melted dish for warming up your cockles in winter (or summer, we're not here to judge). Dip potatoes and dunk bread into cheese fondue with wild abandon. Type of cheese used varies by venue but hey, have you ever met a bowl of melted cheese that you didn't like? Read on to make yourself very, very hungry.

And by the way, if you come seeking chocolate fondue, check out our untuous guide.

Cheese fondue at The Cheese Bar, CamdenCheese toasties, burgers and salads make up the bulk of the menu at The Cheese Bar, but as far as we're concerned, the gouda and kern cheese fondue is the highlight. It's served with sourdough bread and pickles, and you'll want to take along at least one hungry mate to help you out as it's made for two. We tried the special Christmas edition back in 2017 — turns out cheese makes everything better, even Brussels sprouts:

Fondue Thursdays at The Cheese Bar's Camden restaurant run throughout the winter months and are £28 for a two-course set menu: book to snag your space (places get snapped up quickly).

The Cheese Bar, 93-94 Camden Stables, NW1 8AH

Champagne + Fromage, Greenwich

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As if devouring chunks of bread dripping with oozy French cheese wasn't indulgent enough, here's your chance to team it with another luxury: champagne. At Champagne + Fromage in Greenwich, buy your bubbles by the glass then take your pick from a Cancoillette or Mont d'Or fondue. The latter even has champagne baked into the dish. Both come with potatoes, bread and are big enough to share — bring a hungry friend.

Champagne + Fromage, 34 Church Street, SE10 9BL

Swiss cheese fondue at St Moritz, SohoOf course London's oldest Swiss restaurant does a cheese fondue. Heck, it has a whole section of the menu dedicated to cheese fondues (with a chocolate option at the bottom too), and all require a two-person minimum to order. Gruyere, emmental and vacherin cheeses feature heavily, and all the cheese fondues are made with white wine, for an extra warming touch. For our money, it's the Fondue Forestiere — bubbling cheese mixed with wild mushrooms, and served with bread cubes. Oh boy.

St Moritz, 161 Wardour Street, W1F 8WJ

La Fromagerie's cheese fondue, various Cheese fondue at La FromagerieCheesemonger La Fromagerie has venues in Marylebone, Bloomsbury and Highbury. Each venue presents a slightly different menu, but cheese fondue is a stalwart. Bloomsbury is open for lunch and dinner — make the most of the opportunity to dive into Comte D'Estive, Beaufort and Emmental Grand Cru, all melted together in a beautiful pot of cheesy goodness. It's served with bread as standard, but you can pay a bit extra for charcuterie items or potatoes and broccoli, if that's where your dipping preferences sit. You can also try the dish at Marylebone for lunch or Friday supper. Highbury, meanwhile, hosts Friday night fondue evenings. Book ahead.

La Fromagerie, 2-6 Moxon Street, Marylebone W1U 4EW, 30 Highbury Park, N5 2AA and 52 Lamb's Conduit Street, Bloomsbury WC1N 3LL.

Swiss Bread Bakery and Café, RichmondImage: Swiss Bread Bakery and CaféA lovely local haunt and purveyor of all things delicious, Swiss Bread Bakery's in-house cafe serves lunch 11am-2pm, Tuesday to Saturday. You'll want to jot down those times, because the cheese fondue here is a firm favourite. Served in a 'proper' fondue pot with a choice of traditional or truffled Swiss cheese, this independent understands the art of fondue inside out. Even the chunks of bread for dipping are baked overnight in the on-site bakery.

Swiss Bread Bakery and Café, 175 Ashburnham Road, TW10 7NR

Cheese fondue at Le Vieux Comptoir, MaryleboneLe Vieux Comptoir's cheese fondueIt seems Marylebone's Moxon Street is a bit of a hot cheese hotspot, because just along the road from La Fromagerie (mentioned above), you'll find Le Vieux Comptoir. French through and through, the shop specialises in wine and charcuterie, while the restaurant side of the business dishes up duck confit, steak tartare, and of course, fondue. Here, it's a Fondue Savoyarde, traditionally served in the Savoie region of the French Alps to reward a day of skiing. No skis necessary in Marylebone Village.

Le Vieux Comptoir, 26-28 Moxon Street, W1U 4EU.

Haugen, Stratford

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Futuristic decor meets alpine classics at Hausen, a swish all-day restaurant (with rooftop terrace) overlooking the Olympic Park. Forget your intimate bistros — this is where to pair bonafide fondue with a bit of buzz. The fondue-for-two, made from gruyere, raclette, white wine and garlic, is a big hitter. Bonus points for the generous helping of pickles and charcuterie meats on the side. It costs £25. Alternatively, save your appetite for the restaurant's popular Fondue Nights where you have the choice of five fondue flavours, including cured ham and chive or roast pumpkin and onion.

Haugen, 9 Endeavour Square, E20 1JN.

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Rob Madge finally gets the Belle costume they deserve. Image by Mark SeniorWhen Rob Madge heard their show was being transferred to the West End, they thought the news was a prank.

"It had always been something that me and my team would joke about. 'Oh, when you're on the West End, baby, we'll have a lovely time!'" laughs Madge, the 26-year-old non-binary performer and creator of the hit one-person-play My Son's a Queer (But What Can You Do?).

Madge has been acting almost their whole life, and as a 12-year-old, created and starred in their own 'Disney parade'. They had a whole script and scenes ready to go, but their parents (who they "hired" as directors/stage managers/camerapeople) couldn't keep up to speed with Rob's vision. Chaos ensued.

It's this childhood video, alongside others, that form the foundations of My Son's a Queer — a stage sensation that's effortlessly hopped from small London theatre, to Edinburgh Fringe, to rave-reviewed West End hit, showing to 400 people nightly. It has been "a funny old journey," Madge smiles.

Rob Madge revisits a traumatic 'Disney Parade' they put on as a child. Image by Mark Senior."I've done it to reclaim my trauma""I did so many shows as a kid in my living room, but the one I always think of is how badly wrong that parade was, because I was devastated," says Madge.

During the ill-fated production, Rob's dad struggles to operate Ariel's bubble machine and Mickey's parade float (a suitcase), while their mum misses the cue to call Mary Poppins downstairs, and mistakes Aladdin for Ursula. "I was meant to be two more characters, but the costume went awry," harrumphs a downtrodden young Madge at the end of the tape.

Madge — a notable social media star — started posting their old video clips during the pandemic, and simultaneously began writing a script, deciding it was time they revisited this watershed chapter in their life.

"I've done it to reclaim my trauma," laughs Madge, going on: "I'm so thankful to those people that watch those videos back in lockdown because, without them, I don't think people would have had faith that there was an audience for it.

"With them behind me, I could sort of make a case for why it should be a show in town."

Madge was a rather demanding 12-year-old. Image by Mark Senior."My first inspiration was needing to make people laugh... then spark a conversation after it"The result is a hilarious, yet tender, coming-of-age story — filled with music, confetti, costume and wig changes — that's explores the genesis of Madge's love for theatre, and their journey to queer and non-binary expression.

Regardless of identity, it's all highly relatable — so many of us were documented in home videos as kids, and I'd warrant quite a few of us were "different" in school, too.

Familial love flows freely through My Son's A Queer; Rob's long-suffering dad get them a Beasts costume instead of the Belle one they wanted; later their Grandma knits them a yellow dress. There are rip-roaringly funny moments; Rob realised they were queer when they developed a childhood crush on the Pied Piper — and this is revealed during a gushing romantic musical number.

Other times, the theatre falls quiet with contemplation. Rob's school report cards said their theatrical personality "won't help him make friends." In school, Rob kept themselves very much to themselves, and was even discouraged from using their imagination. Rob should participate in sports instead, said the school.

"My first inspiration was needing to make people laugh, and now it's leading to make people laugh and then spark a conversation after it," says Madge.

"I really feel like the audience is with me and in the room. They've become my co-stars." Image by Mark Senior. "LGBTQ lives aren't just tragic, dramatic and full of debate"The size of the theatre may have ballooned, but Madge tells me they never wanted "to go too big for the show" since it's set in an intimate living room: "I really rely on connecting with audience members because, without them, I ain't got nothing to play with. They've become my co-stars.

"At the Ambassador's Theatre, we're very lucky. I really feel like the audience is with me and in the room. Anywhere else would be too vast, and I would be speaking into a chasm."

With show like Bootycandy, Everybody's Talking About Jamie and The View Upstairs taking not just London — but the world — by storm, is queer theatre enjoying a long-awaited moment in the mainstream spotlight?

Madge is cautious about this, telling me they've noticed a 'slight rumbling' of more queer work, and hope that more of these stories will be told "not as a novelty joke, but as another valid story and as important as any other long-running plays or musicals on the West End."

"I think now is a crucial time to see us as human beings." Image by Mark Senior.Yet Madge feels there aren't enough joyful queer stories on stage, TV, or film: "Queer people are often the villain in what is otherwise a very stable society, which is just not the case at all.

"I think now is a crucial time to see us as human beings. Many of our identities are being reduced these days. But actually, we exist, breathe, sing, dance, laugh, and tell jokes. LGBTQ lives aren't just tragic, dramatic, and full of debate.

"When you boil it back down to childhood, to the joy and the innocence that we all once had… it makes people look at the present day a little bit more different and think: 'why can't we just celebrate grown-up kids wearing wool wigs?'"

My Son's a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is at Ambassador's Theatre till 1 April 2023.

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Image: ShutterstockSt Patrick's Day is around the corner, and London hosts a big parade to celebrate Ireland's national saint, taking place across central London and into Trafalgar Square.

When and where is London's St Patrick's Day parade 2023?Sunday 12 March. The festivities usually start around 12pm and wind up around 6pm. The parade begins at Hyde Park Corner, travelling through Piccadilly, St James's Street, Pall Mall, Cockspur Street and Whitehall, culminating in Trafalgar Square, where there's lots going on.

The party's back on for 2023. Image: ShutterstockWho's in the St Patrick's Day parade?50,000 people usually line the 1.5 mile route down to Trafalgar Square to admire elaborate floats, marching bands, sports clubs and Irish dancing schools from across the UK, Ireland and the USA.

In 2022, 11 Grand Marshals were selected, all Irish, and all representatives from the NHS, TfL, Metropolitan Police and London Fire Servic. There was also a Giant St Patrick, a larger-than-life mechanical version of the saint. Keep an eye on the St Patrick's Festival website for details of the 2023 line-up when it's announced.

Image: ShutterstockWhat's happening in Trafalgar Square?Festivities take place at the end of the parade route in Trafalgar Square all afternoon, hosted in partnership with the London Irish Centre. Live music, spoken word, Irish dancing, and Irish film screenings usually feature, with storytelling, face painting and children's films to keep younger visitors happy.

More pipers piping. Image: ShutterstockOther St Patrick's Day events in LondonThe parade and festival is just a small part of London's St Patrick's Day celebrations. Other events on the 'official' programme include a family Céilí at London Irish Centre on Saturday 18 March, and live music by Paddy Casey the following weekend.

Unofficially, plenty of other organisations and venues hop on the emerald green bandwagon, organising their own St Patrick's Day events and celebrations, from comedy to cabaret to cheesy club nights. Oh, and if it's Irish pubs you're after, here's our guide.

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Folkshore is located at the end of the Victoria line — one stop after Brixton in fact.'What if Rapunzel was black with a shaved head?'

It was through this thought that I came up with the subverted versions of popular fairy tale characters who lived in this hidden and fantastical part of London, Folkshore. Finding Folkshore is my ode to London and the diverse
communities I grew up in.

I lived in Camberwell; was always in Peckham and my secondary school was close to Brixton. I have since moved away, but I come back frequently and I see how much has changed in these areas, which some tagged as 'unsavoury' back in the day. As an adult, I can’t afford to live in the area I grew up in.

"Folkshore is going through regeneration plans which I based on south London's well-known Aylesbury Estate" Image: M@/LondonistIn a similar way, Finding Folkshore is a story about a hidden community filled with ethnic minorities being forced out of their homes and the place they built. It's a story of the physical and mental impact displacement can have on these diverse communities.

Folkshore is located at the end of the Victoria line — one stop after Brixton in fact. When I was writing Finding Folkshore, I was influenced by the Windrush generation and the more recent Windrush scandal. Many from the Windrush generation were wrongly detained, deported and denied legal rights because of the UK's immigration policy. Decades before, they were called to Britain to help rebuild the nation, which they did, but many were later
deported because of lack of documentation to prove their right to remain. In Finding Folkshore, many left London for Folkshore because it was a more welcoming community. Red Riding Hood's grandma, Patsy, came to London in the 60s as part of the Windrush generation.

"Finding Folkshore is my ode to London and the diverse communities I grew up in." - author Rachel Faturoti.Folkshore is going through regeneration plans which I based on south London's well-known Aylesbury Estate, and its own 20-year redevelopment scheme by the council. The regeneration plans, similar to the one in Folkshore, is to demolish all the flats, replacing them with council and private housing. Hundreds of people from Aylesbury Estate have already been displaced. In Folkshore, one of the areas scheduled for demolition is the 'Undercroft', a skate park, which I based on the popular skate park in South Bank. With the regeneration scheme, multiple communities, from those who built Folkshore and the younger generation, are affected by these plans. Patsy states in reference to Folkshore: "When the people are good, then the environment is blessed, and it's like God is smiling down at us."

When it comes to gentrification, I believe that it all starts with the people and that's the message I wanted to get across in the book. Once the wellbeing of the people is prioritised, everything else feeds into this. The climate drastically changes in Folkshore because of what is being done to the community: death and displacement. One of the main activists in the book, Rapunzel, says: "They’re either trying to get rid of us or restrict us, but they never let us be us." It's important for us to care for the communities around London, embracing them in change rather than eradicating them.

"When it comes to gentrification, I believe that it all starts with the people and that's the message I wanted to get across in the book." Image: LondonistIn Finding Folkshore, the police are literal pigs. A corrupt police pig attacks three Black characters during an unsanctioned questioning in order to extract information from them, which led to some Folkshorians protesting against the police. After the 2011 England riots, which was sparked off by the death of Mark Duggan, David Cameron delivered a speech from Downing Street. In Finding Folkshore, the speech from one of the council members mimics Cameron's speech. The council member 'condemns' the protest and the 'astonishing acts of violence towards the police'. He also states that it's a 'violation and separation form order' and 'investigations will commence soon into those involved in the barbaric movement.'

I have also sprinkled in other touches of London, such as Folkshore's market, which is based on East Street Market in south London. East Street Market is one of the busiest, oldest, and largest markets in London, selling anything from fresh candy floss to an assortment of African foods; it is a place I frequented most Saturdays with my mother.

Finding Folkshore by Rachel Faturoti is published by Jacaranda Books

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Image: Matt BrownTake a tour of this historic church, then climb the tower.

"Please note that the clock bells might chime during the tour and are extremely loud."

Smallprint is rarely alluring, but the details for ascending St Mary's tower just make us want to visit all the more. "You will be required to wear a head torch during the climb," states another, "All the climb is up a very narrow spiral staircase". This is going to be fun.

St Mary's church has stood — in one form or another — on Upper Street for almost a thousand years. The version we get today is partly 18th century (the tower), and partly 20th (it was the first London church to be hit during the Blitz). Now, Islington Guided Walks are offering tours of this fascinating building, including the chance to climb the tower.

Various Friday and Saturday dates are available throughout the spring. Tours cost £15 and last approximately an hour and a half. You'll need to be fit enough to climb 120 steps, and be sure to check the rest of the health and safety notes before booking.

The Islington Guides have an excellent track record at opening up tall buildings to visitors. We've previously recommended their tours of Canonbury Tower and the Caledonian Market clock tower.

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Bus shelters on the 63 route between King's Cross and Honor Oak now have screens showing up-to-the-second bus arrival information. Image: TfLDigital 'bus countdown' tech has been on some London bus routes for a while now — and very popular it is too. Now TfL is trialling more advanced tech, for a new generation of bus stop.

Bus shelters on the 63 route between King's Cross and Honor Oak have been pimped up with full-colour screens showing up-to-the-second bus arrival information and a variety of other live mapping and travel information including disruptions and diversions. Passengers can view every stop along their chosen route, and in the future, will even be able to see how busy it is on board scheduled buses — handy if you're not in a rush, and don't fancy squishing up next to someone else.

Image: TfLOn bus poles themselves, familiar bus timetables have been digitised, allowing passengers to view live bus arrival times, digital timetables and route maps. Audio announcements can be heard at the push of a button, for those who are visually impaired.

On bus poles themselves, familiar bus timetables have been digitised. Image: TfLThe announcement from TfL comes as it also introduces 300 new 'bus countdown' signs across the capital in areas including Waltham Forest, Redbridge, Hillingdon and Barking & Dagenham between now and the end of 2023. Currently, there are around 2,500 countdown signs in the capital.

The 63 bus route is trialling new countdown tech for TfL. Image: TfLThis is an exciting time for London bus technology, what with the mass electrification of the fleets — as part of a Bus Action Plan, which aims to make the network zero carbon by 2030 — and new models being introduced, including a tram-bus touted for later in 2023.

Last year, it was announced that 16 London buses routes could face the axe, although it was later reported only three will be cut.

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Plenty of museums are opening and reopening in London in 2023 — here's our roundup.

A mock-up of the new museum space, opening this summer. © Victoria and Albert MuseumLondon's beloved Museum of Childhood reopens as the Young V&A on 1 July 2023 — showing off a new look that's been three years in the making.

We have genuinely missed the playful Bethnal Green museum with its nostalgic displays of toys and games — particularly the ones that make you go "I used to have one of those!" — and are filled with childish joy to know the place will soon be back in action.

Still housed in the grand barrel-vaulted hall once used to house displays from the Great Exhibition of 1851 — and, importantly, still free to visit — the museum will look somewhat different. Kids have been involved in the building's redesign (don't worry, nothing structural), which now flaunts a wealth of interactive elements, centred around three galleries: Play, Imagine and Design.

Kids can now create their own Minecraft version of a town square, get on stage in a performance and storytelling space, frolic in a sandpit, perform tricks at a finger skateboard park.... the motto here is "Do Touch".

Kermit the Frog is coming to London. Listen, this was the photo we were provided with OK. © Jamie Stoker Courtesy of Victoria and Albert Museum, London. A slew of new material will go on display, much of it taken from the V&A's own archives, including micro-scooters and Keith Haring artworks — as well as freshly-painted murals by cartoony street artist Mark Malarko. And while classic Museum of Childhood objects will feature, we predict some new acquisitions will quickly become firm faves; in particular, an original Kermit the Frog puppet used by the Jim Henson Workshop in the 1970s and 80s.

The first temporary exhibition at Young V&A is Japan: Myths to Manga — opening on 14 October 2023 — exploring how Japanese landscape and folklore have inspired culture and technology. Kids (and adults) will be pleased to hear it features displays on Studio Ghibli and Pokémon.

Dr Tristram Hunt, Director of the V&A, said: "Children and young people have been disproportionally affected by the pandemic and its aftermath, alongside the dramatic fall in creative education in schools. Young V&A is our response: a flagship project investing in creativity with and for young people and their futures... Our plan is to foster Britain's next generation of artists, thinkers, makers, innovators, and entrepreneurs."

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Heroes on a half shell. Photo: Decatur London.Oysters in London: the lowdownAs soon as the month ends in R, it's G2G on native oyster season, so September marks the start. The more common rock oysters you can find year round: natives take longer to grow, are firmer and usually have a mineral flavour; rock oysters have a creamier flavour, and softer texture.

Tl;dr: they're all good. And Londoners have been eating them for centuries — before they were co-opted by the luxury hospitality market, oysters were a street food in London, and Roman excavations within the Square Mile always turn up a lot of shells.

Sure, there's still a lingering association with luxury and opulence, but recent years have seen a shift. Increasingly pop ups and seafood stalls are shucking them at far more reasonable prices, in far more lowkey settings.

The best places to eat oysters in LondonEscocesa, Stoke Newington Stephen Lironi's second location (after Crouch End's Bar Esteban, before Soho's Maresco) is a small, buzzy spot inspired by a mash-up of Lironi's love of Scottish seafood, roadtrips to Catalunya, and (his words), a 'high level dependency on sherry'.

Their oyster happy hours run till 7pm on weekdays, and all day on Sun. That's £1.50 each for Loch Fyne oysters decorated with a fierce flash of mojo verde. If you need more than low-priced magnificent shellfish to get you there/see you through that sherry list, Spanish and Basque takes on Scottish produce are dished up as tapas-esque small plates, plus a bonus trio of paellas and a fluffy, springy Basque cheesecake that's less of a supporting act, and more of a reason to visit in its own right.

Escocesa, Stoke Newington

Decatur, pop ups and delivery Image by Decatur. Decatur, back in the day, were the first to make hot-oyster believers of us. These days we believe hard, and often, but Decatur's cajun spice-dusted, Maldons are still some of the best we've ever had in London. They're topped with garlic and pecorino butter, cooked on a hot grill, and then finished with hot sauce.

They're not running a real kitchen residency for now, and can be hard to find in the wild. But keep a look out for some one-off pop-ups, usually around east London (including a recent Mardi Gras one-nighter at Dina in Leytonstone), which you can track here — and kits for delivery, so you can recreate their chargrilled oysters at home.

Decatur, pop-ups and delivery

Fin and Flounder, Hackney Proof that oyster-eating in London doesn't have to be a formal, seated vibe, the Broadway Market fishmongers have a stand outside their shopfront where they feverishly shuck and serve some of the best — unadorned, singing with brininess, DIY shallots-and-Tabasco — oysters we've ever found in London. Not surprising, because they supply the fish to restaurants like Brat, Brawn, and Ombra — basically a hitlist of east London restaurants known for their produce. Serving suggestion: order half-a-dozen, and eat them on the street in the spring sunshine, washed down with a half of chilly lager from the Dove's huge tap list across the road. Hypnotic to watch them shuck, joyful to be the reason they're shucking.

Fin and Flounder, Hackney

Image: iStock/BoltenkoffDarby's, Vauxhall An NYC-inspired oyster bar, surely nowhere so sleek and expensive-looking has ever delivered such an excellent dive bar feel. Looks like Hawksmoor but parties like The Auld Shillelagh; planted in business-park-esque territory opposite the US Embassy in Vauxhall, but a lot more fun than the location suggests: from 5-7pm from Weds-Sat you'll find their oyster happy hour — £1.50 an oyster, or £15 for half a dozen and a pint of Guinness.

Darby's, Vauxhall

Wright Brothers, Battersea, Borough, South Kensington Their branches come and go — RIP Carnaby afterwork oyster pitstops, perched around an upturned stout barrel — but Wright Bros. are still going strong in Battersea, Borough, and South Ken. Borough Market's the OG, opened in 2005 and, imo, still delivering the best busy, semi-industrial Victorian chophouse feel of the group. Head there Mon-Thurs from 3-6pm for their poorly-kept-secret £1 oyster happy hour.

Wright Brothers, Battersea, Borough, South Kensington

Sweetings, City Sweet oysters at Sweetings. Image by Londonist. Londoners have been eating West Mersea oysters at Sweetings since 1889, so this City establishment (only open on weekday lunchtimes) knows what it's doing. Enjoy your bivalves with bread and butter, and a lot of Sauvignon de Touraine — this place has been host to languorous liquid lunches for over the century, when customers have traversed the 'Three Steps to Doom'.

Sweetings, City

Claude Bosi at Bibendum, ChelseaThe grande dame of London's old-school French restaurants, with some very grande price tags to match, Bibendum — under the tender touch of Claude Bosi for five years now — swerves the stuffiness that usually comes with pristinely starched tablecloths and astronomical pricing. If you're eating in the restaurant, your options are all set menus and start at about £145 a head, but you can get most of the same grandeur in the oyster bar for a lot less.

Claude Bosi at Bibendum, Chelsea

Image: iStock/FocalHelicopterBentley's Oyster and Champagne Bar, Piccadilly Upstairs Bentley's is a classic, old-school effort, with a members'-club-from-the-early-1900s vibe; downstairs it's a busy oyster bar with a (heated and sheltered) terrace. Both are as expensive as you'd expect from the marble-scattered grandeur, but if you stick to a counter seat at the bar you'll get the best of Bentley's — the people-watching, the live piano, the ye-olde-fanciness — for the price of a (still quite pricey) cold beer and a half-dozen Carlingford rocks. Stats quoted by owner Richard Corrigan in the past put their daily oyster-shucking count at over 1000: good news for diners looking for the reassurance of the freshness promised by a steady oyster churn.

Bentley's Oyster and Champagne Bar, Piccadilly

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Unsurprisingly, this man makes a few appearances across the festival.London has played muse, backdrop and home to innumerable great writers — and some of these literary links are celebrated in a walking tour festival spanning the entirety of March.

Literary Footprints 2023 is the brainchild of Footprints of London — a collective of some of the sharpest, most inquisitive and adventurous tour guides on the London circuit. (We often feature their walks in our Things To Do listings.)

Redoubtable scribes are well covered across the festival: there are a handful of tours based on Johnson, Dickens and Shakespeare; a Mrs Dalloway's Day walk following the route taken by Virginia Woolf's socialite as she prepares for a party (6 March); and a wander around the Mayfair of Bond author Ian Fleming (1 and 25 March).

One tour retraces the steps of Clarissa Dalloway in this seminal Virginia Woolf novel. Image: public domainOther tours are more loosely themed: there's a look at London locations that've appeared in dystopian and post-apocalyptic fiction (16 March); a Thames-side meander, exploring how London's great river has informed great literature (26 March); and an exploration into how female flaneuring fed into pioneering novels, essays and poetry (15 March).

While the ilk of Conan Doyle and Peter Ackroyd inevitable get their dues, women — from crime author Dorothy L Sayers to Rose Macaulay, who penned the post-blitz book The World My Wilderness — are well-represented on this tour series. There's also a fascinating walk around the city known to Charles Ignatius Sancho — a BAME figure who's recently enjoyed much interest, following Paterson Joseph's debut novel The Secret Diaries of Charles Ignatius Sancho.

As well as in-person tours, some are virtual, and can be enjoyed without so much as having to slip on your trainers.

Literary Footprints 2023, 1-31 March 2023. Most full-priced tickets are £15 per in-person tour/£10 online, but if you plan on doing a few, it's better to purchase an all-in festival ticket for £75.

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There's a Phileas Fogg theme at The KensingtonAs Mother's Day approaches and new, spring menus are launched, the afternoon tea scene across the capital gets some pep in its step. Here's where we'll be scoffing scones and chowing down on cakes this month.

  1. Around the World in 80 Days Afternoon Tea at The KensingtonThere's something enchanting about hot air balloons, dontcha think?The Kensington hotel launches the next stage of the Around the World in 80 Days Afternoon Tea, this time focusing on the Middle East and Asia (the first leg, across Europe towards the Middle East, was served from September 2022).

Dine surrounded by model hot air balloons, inspired by the adventures of Phileas Fogg, in The Townhouse restaurant. The Menu includes dishes representing various countries along this leg of Fogg's route including a toasted pitta bread served with zhoug and hummus (Yemen), an onion bhaji (India) and a miso and sweet potato tapioca ball (Hong Kong).

Fruit and plain scones are served with jams and clotted cream, and desserts include a Yemeni basbousa (a semolina yoghurt cake soaked in orange and rose water with almonds); kheer pudding, cardamon and clove syrup (an Indian rice dish); black sesame choux with mandarin and a layered pandan cake with a mango confit.

Vegan, vegetarian and gluten-free options available when booked in advance.

Around the World in 80 Days Afternoon Tea. From £58 per person, or £70 with a glass of Perrier-Jouët Grand Brut NV. Available from 20 February.

  1. Mother's Day Afternoon Tea Experience at 108 BrasserieYou'll be a shoo-in for favourite child...The Marylebone Hotel has teamed up with local hair salon Gielly Green for one seriously luxurious Mother's Day experience. Begin the day with a Kerastase hair treatment and blow-dry at the salon, before taking a 10-minute stroll to the 5* hotel for afternoon tea at its chic 108 Brasserie.

The afternoon tea menu has all the classics — finger sandwiches (cucumber with mint butter; oak smoked ham with mustard mayonnaise), followed by plain and raisin scones with Devon clotted cream and jam. The sweet section of the menu includes a Valrhona dark chocolate mousse with hazelnut dacquoise, and a raspberry macaroon.

You'll also get some Tea Lab tea samples to take home with you. Sounds like a surefire way to cement your position as favourite child.

Mother's Day at Giely Green and 108 Brasserie. £100 per person. Available 16-19 March. To book, call 020 7969 3900 or email maryleboneafternoontea@doylecollection.com

  1. Mother's Day Vintage Afternoon Tea Dance at St. Ermin’s HotelFor one weekend only, a Vintage Afternoon Tea is available at St Ermin's Hotel in Westminster, to celebrate Mother's Day. Join in on the dance floor as 1940s-themed girl group The Lily Belles provide a live soundtrack, with professional dancers leading the way in a Lindyhop or Jive. It takes place in the Crystal Ballroom, with flowers, bunting and Union Flags draped around the place.

A traditional afternoon tea with unlimited sparkling wine is served as part of the festivities. Vegan, vegetarian and gluten-free options available on request.

Mother's Day Vintage Afternoon Tea at St Ermin's Hotel. £80 per person (child £30). Available 18-19 March.

  1. and 5. Themed afternoon teas at BiscuiteersIced biscuit company Biscuiteers has two new themed afternoon teas on its menu at its cafes in Belgravia and Notting Hill, and both can be booked either on their own, or combined with a biscuit icing experience, where you learn various icing techniques in the best-named place in London: the Grand Icing Hall at the Ministry of Biscuits (!).

The Mother's Day Afternoon Tea runs for almost a month before the big day itself, so there's no excuse to not treat her. It consists of finger sandwiches (smoked salmon and cream cheese; cheese and fig chutney; ham and truffle) followed by scones served with an intriguing-sounding raspberry and rose jam. Patisserie items include a rhubarb and strawberry crumble, and a strawberry and champagne macaron. Naturally, there's one of Biscuiteers' own hand-iced biscuits for everyone, too.

Mother's Day Afternoon Tea at Biscuiteers Belgravia and Notting Hill. From £48 per person. Available from 24 February.

The first (probably of many — we'll keep you updated) coronation-themed afternoon teas begins this month as well. Gold leaf features heavily in the patisserie section of this menu, which includes a chocolate and hazelnut choux bun with gold leaf, a yuzu and lemon meringue tart with gold leaf, and a mini Victoria sponge cake... yep, with gold leaf. Finger sandwiches, scones, and a hand-iced biscuit feature here too.

Coronation Afternoon Tea at Biscuiteers Belgravia and Notting Hill. From £45 per person. Available from 20 March.

  1. Koto Afternoon Tea at The Prince Akatoki

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Marylebone's Japanese-inspired hotel The Prince Akatoki has announced new dates for its Koto Afternoon Tea after a trial run last year. Head to the venue's Malt Lounge and Bar for a menu of Japanese fusion items including brioche with seared tuna, avocado, wasabi dressing; chicken katsu sando; matcha and pistachio cake, and yuzu crème brûlée.

It's all paired with teas, but if you prefer, you can upgrade your booking to include a sake pairing. Japanese musician Keiko Kitamura performs live music on the koto, the national string instrument of Japan (hence the menu's name).

Koko Afternoon Tea at The Prince Akatoki. £62 per person, or £75 with the sake pairing. Available one Sunday a month (upcoming dates 26 March and 23 April).


If you've eaten your way through that lot and need more scone-spiration, take a look at the new afternoon teas which launched in February. Several are still being served in March, including a Peggy Porshcen special, and an afternoon tea with magnificent views.

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All weekendBatman is on at VAULT Festival on Saturday and SundayJEWISH BOOK WEEK: Jewish Book Week, a celebration of Jewish authors and illustrators, enters its final weekend, but you've still got 25+ events to choose from. It takes place at Kings Place, with some events also streamed online. Until 5 March

BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: This is the final weekend of this year's Battersea Power Station Light Festival, a free trail of eight installations, in and around the newly reopened Power Station. Until 5 March

DICKENS' GHOSTS: The ghost stories of Charles Dickens — including A Christmas Carol and The Chimes — are the subject of current exhibition Dickens, Ghosts and the Supernatural, in his former home in Bloomsbury. It looks at the author's interest in and thoughts on the paranormal, but it's only on until Sunday... at which point it vanishes for good. Until 5 March

Cinnamon Kitchen launches its House of Holi celebrations on SundayKEW DOUBLE BILL: Two exhibitions at Kew Gardens come to a close on Sunday as well. Pip & Pop: When Flowers Dream is a trippy, psychedelic display of miniature landscapes made from sweets, and has been in situ since last May. Orchids also comes to a close, focusing on the flowers found in Cameroon. Until 5 March

VAN DE VELDES: The Van de Veldes were a Dutch father and son artist duo who arrived in London in the 1670s, and worked from a studio in Queen's House Greenwich, which they were offered by King Charles II. Now, 350 years after they arrived, Queen's House opens an exhibition dedicated to their maritime-themed artwork. From 2 March

COLLECT 2023: Head to Somerset House to browse contemporary craft and design pieces at art fair Collect 2023 this weekend. 400 artists are represented, spanning ceramics, glass, jewellery, metalwork, textiles and more. 3-5 March

POSTER ART: Barbican Library has a new exhibition, The Poster Art of Hans Arnold Rothholz, displaying work by the poster designer and graphic artist who immigrated to Britain from Germany in 1933. He worked on posters for Festival of Britain, London Transport, Ealing Studios and Lyons Corner House among others, and some of his works are for sale at this exhibition. **FREE, 3-29 Marc****

COMIC CON: Dust off your costume and head to Olympia London for London Comic Con Spring, a three-day celebration of film and TV. VIP guests on the line-up this time around include Vinnie Jones, Moosa Mostafa (Wednesday), Mandip Gill (Doctor Who) and BRIAN BLESSED. 4-5 March

In PurSUEt is at VAULT Festival this weekend. Photo: Sophie GiddensBATMAN: VAULT Festival carries on until 19 March, in what is its final year in its current home. One of our picks for this weekend is Batman (aka Naomi's Death Show), an interactive live storytelling show based on a true story. As a girl clutches a knife in her pocket, on her way to confront the man she believes killed her mother, the audience gets to choose which direction the show goes in. 4-5 March

IN PURSUET: Also at VAULT Festival this weekend is In PurSUEt. That's not a typo — it's a comedy show all about Sue Perkins. More specifically, it's about a woman who is obsessed with Sue Perkins, and is convinced they're meant to be together. 4 & 5 March

FAMILY FUN WEEKEND: It's the first weekend of the month, which means Family Fun Weekend on board the Cutty Sark. In addition to the usual things to see and do, take part in workshops, singing sessions and other activities, and look out for characters from the ship's past. 4-5 March

Saturday 4 MarchBonnie and Clyde opens at the Garrick. Photo: Darren BellBONNIE AND CLYDE: The Garrick Theatre is the new home of musical Bonnie and Clyde, which tells the story of the gun-slinging American fugitive lovers, through song and dance. Opening tonight. From 4 March

*WOMEN'S DAY FILMS: This week's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema features a progamme of short films by female filmmakers from around the world to celebrate International Women's Day. The exact line-up is TBC at time of writing, but it's the same price as any other Family Film Club screening — a very reasonable £3.50 for adults and £2.50 for children. 11am*

*WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE: For Women's History Month, Bishopsgate Institute looks at the history of female workers in professions from teaching to librarians to Soho sex workers. Delve into historical sources from the archives including diaries, scrapbooks, photographs, and journals to find out how issues such as access to childcare and equal pay have affected women's career experiences. 12pm-4pm*

*SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: The monthly opening of London's little-known Sewing Machine Museum takes places today, giving the public a chance to view more than 600 sewing machines, including one which belonged to Queen Victoria's daughter. Read about our visit in August 2018. FREE (charity donations appreciated), 2pm-5pm*

Ryan Reynolds is on the line-up at Just For Laughs comedy festival. Image: Guy ArochCOMEDY SONGBOOK: Best known for his Cockney sing-a-long sessions, pianist and entertainer Tom Carradine is back at Wilton's Music Hall with a new show, Tom Carradine's Great British Comedy Songbook. It's a whirlwind tour of comic songs from the last 150 years, by performers including Stanley Holloway, George Formby, Noel Coward and Victoria Wood. Singing along very much encouraged. 7.30pm

AERIAL EMOTIONS: Head to Rich Mix for an aerial hoop performance by Danielle Adourian, inspired by burlesque and drag. It's part of Arab Women Artists Now, a festival celebrating music, performance, spoken word, film and talks by Arab women artists from across the globe. 8pm

JAZZ IN HOLLYWOOD: As part of the Classical Vauxhall festival on all weekend, head to St Mark's Church in Kennington for a performance of jazz songs from Hollywood films. Tracks from Midnight in Paris, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Alfie and The Terminal all feature. 8pm

RYAN REYNOLDS: Just For Laughs comedy festival is on at The O2 all weekend, but the headline performance comes tonight in the form of Hollywood actor/entrepreneur/football club owner Ryan Reynolds. He chats to Rob Delaney about the full spectrum of his career, and though he's not strictly speaking a comedian, we reckon it'll be an enlightening and entertaining show. Browse the full Just For Laughs programme. 8.30pm

Sunday 5 MarchHave a browse at Walthamstow Flea MarketFESTIVAL OF COLOURS: Pan-Indian restaurant Cinnamon Kitchen City's ever-popular Festival of Colours is back, coinciding with Holi Festival. Over the next week book yourself in for a 30-minute paint-throwing session, and pair it with a cocktail or a meal from a special menu. 5-12 March

CROYDON AIRPORT: The monthly opening of Croydon Airport Visitor Centre is today; discover how the former airport went from first world war air base, to the centre of the world, before its closure in 1959. Some of displays are located inside the world’s oldest air traffic control tower. 10am-2.30pm

WALTHAMSTOW FLEA MARKET: Furniture, homewares, textiles and vintage clothes are among the bargains on offer at Walthamstow Flea Market, which brings 60 traders together at Big Penny Social. 11am-5pm

VINTAGE FAIR: Head to Kensington Town Hall for Frock Me! Vintage Fair, an event with over 100 exhibitors selling vintage clothing, jewellery, textiles and accessories. It's not unusual for high-end designer items to surface at this event, so have a good rummage. 11am-5.30pm

THE FEMALE ANIMAL: Lucy Cook, author of Bitch, is at Conway Hall to discuss what it means to be female, and how interpretations of the females of all species have changed in recent decades. Examples include female lemurs of Madagascar, who dominate the males of their species physically and politically. 3pm

BARNES CONCERT BAND: As part of Barnes Music Festival, the Barnes Concert Band perform at St Mary's Church. Expect a blend of jazz, 70s disco and contemporary music with the theme of the natural world. Tea and cake are served after the concert. 3pm

Comedians take on wrestlers at The O2. Photo: Claire HaighLORD OF THE RINGS: Enjoy music from The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and Game of Thrones performed live by the London Concert Orchestra and Brighton Festival Chorus at Southbank Centre. Pieces from The Witcher, Dragonheart, The Chronicles of Narnia, How to Train Your Dragon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars and Avatar also feature.3pm

WOMEN OF IRELAND: Dr. Gillian Kenny is a specialist in women’s lives in medieval and early modern Ireland and Europe. In this online talk, she discusses how women have engaged in (or been rumoured to have engaged in) magical practices over thousands of years in Ireland, from the battle queens of mythology to 19th century wise woman, and healer Biddy Early. 7.30pm-9pm

COMEDY WRESTLING: On the final day of Just For Laughs comedy festival, professional comedians and professional wrestlers go head-to-head in the ring. Max and Ivan's The Wrestling has some big names including Suzi Ruffell, Rosie Jones, Ed Gamble, Alex Horne and Phil Wang, with Aisling Bea, Nish Kumar, and Greg James offering a live commentary. 8pm

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Kids can ride on the London Eye for free.1. Sup on a free coffee from Perks & WhiteIf you live around Tulse/Herne Hill, perhaps you've already supped a Perks & White coffee. Now, the company — who use local suppliers and producers where possible — are branching into central London, and for one day only, handing out free brews at their latest spot in St James's Market. (Alternative milk charged at full price.)

Free, 28 February.

  1. Fake it 'til you make it at the Royal SocietyThe Royal Society stays open late for a free event on the theme of fakes. At its headquarters just off The Mall, delve into stories of inaccurate scientific information that has been spread through history, including fakes, forgeries, fraud and misinformation.

Hear experts talking about cryptocurrencies, false memories and faking it in the natural world; get up close to AI-generated art; and learn the story of the first Fellow ejected from the Royal Society for 'diverse frauds'.

Free, 2 March. Age 18+.

  1. Take your kid for a free spin on the London EyeTo (book)mark World Book Day, the London Eye is letting kids dressed up as their favourite literary characters ride on the attraction for free. Expect to see plenty of Tracy Beakers and Harry Potters spinning around from Thursday to Sunday. You'll need to book in advance.

Free (with full-price adult ticket), 2-5 March.

  1. See a free outdoor photo exhibitionHead down to More London near Tower Bridge for a free outdoor exhibition by sanitation charity WaterAid. 22 photos by award-winning British-Egyptian photographer Laura El-Tantawy are on display, telling the stories of mothers and babies in Malawi's Ntchisi district, which is impacted by dirty water, poor sanitation and a lack of hygiene in health centres.

Free, 3 March-14 April.

  1. Get your belongings repaired for freeBikes, kettles, clothes, phone screens, vacuum cleaners, lamps and toasters are among the items you can get fixed — for free — at a repair cafe on Saturday.

Take your broken household items along to Makers Cabinet in Cambridge Heath, where 10 professional 'fixers' (designers, crafters and creators) are on hand to do their best at reviving your goods. Have a chat with them — you may learn a thing or two to keep your possessions ticking over nicely in the future.

There's also live music, plus free tea and coffee at the event.

Free (book in advance), 4 March.

  1. Celebrate International Women's Day with the whole familyWe're huge fans of Barbican Cinema's regular Family Film Club for a cheap way to entertain the whole clan. Tickets are always just £3.50 per adult or £2.50 per child (though note that all children must have an adult with them, and vice versa).

This week it's a special International Women's Day screening, showing a programme of short films made by female directors and filmmakers from all over the world. The programme is suitable for age 5+, and includes films from Germany, Canada, Switzerland and other countries, many of which have no dialogue making them easy for everyone to follow.

£3.50 adult/£2.50 child, 4 March.

  1. Get a last glimpse of Battersea Light FestivalEnd Over End by Studio Vertigo is part of Battersea Power Station Light Festival. Image: Janus van den EijndenWe love that the evenings are getting lighter, but it does mean the end of this year's winter light festivals. This week is your final chance to wander around Battersea Power Station Light Festival, a free trail of eight glowing installations around and inside the iconic building.

Though the festival has taken place before, this is the first one since the Power Station reopened to the public as a new shopping centre in October. Installations include a glowing washing line, and the giant rainbow slinky pictured above.

Free, until 5 March.

  1. Go on a Swiss Cottage sci-fi adventureArtist Ruth Beale has worked with her father David to create LIKE GODS at Swiss Cottage Library. The exhibition sees the library's entire sci-fi section transferred to eight letter-shaped bookcases, spelling out 'LIKE GODS' — a nod to science fiction creators of worlds and futures, and HG Wells's novel Men Like Gods. There are also paintings inspired by illustrations of spaceships, and a video showing David exploring the basement stacks of the library.

Free, until 30 March.

  1. See the women of east London at workAs Women's History Month begins, make time to see current Oxford House exhibition, Women of Bethnal Green at Work. Peruse photos by Tower Hamlets-based photographer Sarah Ainslie depicting local women at work, in roles including tradeswomen, community organisers, faith leaders, artists, and shopkeepers.

Free, until 31 March.


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Bank's new entrance, a couple of days before opening.Sprawling Bank station now has bonus sprawl, thanks to a brand new entrance on Cannon Street.

The new portal was unveiled by Mayor Sadiq Khan on 27 February, a couple of months later than initially planned. The new entrance adds step-free access to the Northern line and DLR platforms via escalators and a lift. It will also be a much quicker route to the deep-level tube and DLR for those arriving at Cannon Street railway station.

As tube station buildings go, its a relatively featureless white box. It's handsomely done, though, with the station name carved into the Portland stone frontage. Look out for the fire insurance plaques on either flank, rescued from the site's previous building (an old office block and McDonald's). The only other notable feature is the veritable army of bollards that surround the entrance — this Bank is well guarded.

The opening of this new entrance marks the final phase of the station's redevelopment, which has seen a new Northern line platform, new and larger connecting tunnels, escalators and other improvements. The whole scheme is estimated to improve capacity by 40%.

Although the station is now complete, the site will see further construction as an over-site development is built on top.

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Six skyscrapers that would have been taller than the Shard (shown on left). Graphic: Matt BrownThe Shard remains by far the largest building ever constructed in London, at around 310 metres. But it's not the tallest structure ever proposed for the capital. Here are six giants that would have reached even higher into the heavens above London.

  1. Watkin's Tower (358 metres)Left: A modern impression of how the tower might have looked, by Milkomède (creative commons licence). Right: The structure was completed up to the first viewing platform, as shown in the public domain photo.London almost got its own Eiffel-style tower. And, unlike the other entries on this list, Watkin's Tower became a partial reality. Sir Edward Watkin was one of those can-do Victorians with his fingers in many pies. Besides expanding the Metropolitan line and beginning his own version of a Channel Tunnel, Watkin also opened a pleasure ground at Wembley Park. As a centrepiece, he commissioned the world's tallest structure, an iron giant to rival — and surpass — the one in Paris.

Work began in 1892, and the structure climbed as far as 47 metres. For a variety of reasons (including marshy ground and financing woes) the tower was never completed, and was dismantled in 1904. It may have been a flop, but "Watkin's Folly" did leave a legacy. Wembley Stadium would eventually be constructed on the site — a location unlikely to have been chosen if Watkin had not built up his pleasure park and rail link.

  1. Millennium Tower (386 metres)Image: Foster & PartnersIn 1992, a Provisional IRA blast destroyed London's Baltic Exchange. Various schemes were put forward to replace the building, including this monster from Foster & Partners. It would have been London's tallest building by some 150 metres, and the sixth tallest in the world. The project fell foul of various campaigns, and never got started. The site was eventually occupied by 30 St Mary Axe, better known as The Gherkin, and also by Foster & Partners.

  2. Green Bird (442 metres)Image: Future SystemsThe so-called 'Green Bird' was designed in 1990 by Future Systems, most noted for the futuristic Media Centre at Lord's. The 'Green' epithet refers to its eco-friendly design, though we feel a more saucy nickname might have been found had this colossal dildo gone ahead. Renders from the time show it standing proud on the Battersea Power Station site.

  3. Metropolitan Sepulchre (457 metres)A modern-day mock-up by the author showing how the pyramid might have lookedLondon's population skyrocketed in the 19th century which, by somber corollary, meant London's toll of deaths also ramped up. What to do with all the bodies? In 1829, architect Thomas Wilson came up with this, a vast pyramid of the dead on Primrose Hill. It was designed to stow some 5 million deceased Londoners, which would have caused some serious crowd-control issues come the blowing of Gabriel's trumpet. The London Dead has some excellent research on the structure.

  4. Citygate Ecotower (485 metres)Image: M3 ArchitectsBack in 2002, M3 Architects dreamed up this mighty sail of a building for Aldgate High Street. The mixed-use tower would have lived up to its eco name by incorporating natural ventilation, solar panels and wind turbines. As it happened, the scheme — more of a vision than a full proposal — enjoyed the lowest possible carbon footprint by never getting built.

  5. Mile-high Eco Tower (1,500+ metres)Artist's impression of the completed tower (left), and how it would fit so sensitively into the streetscape of somewhere like Primrose Hill. Images: PopulararchitectureAnd then we have the tower so preposterously large that we considered changing the scale on our diagram to include it. The Mile-high Eco Tower never troubled the planning process, but was put forward in 2008 by Populararchitecture as something of a talking point. The concept imagines a whole city in one mile-high tower, with 100,000 people living and working across 500 floors. Housing crisis solved! Mock-ups of the tower show it in a variety of London locations, including a plot near Blackfriars and somewhere in the West End.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

The Simpsons Couch Gag That Was Filmed In LondonSpringfield = Orpington and South Ruislip.

New Tube Strike Announced For Budget DayPension concerns to shut tube.

Where And How To Celebrate Women's History Month 2023 In LondonEmbrace womanhood all March long.

© National Maritime Museum, Greenwich, London.Can You Guess The 11 London Landmarks From Google Satellite View?A visual quiz for the eagle-eyed.

Image: GoogleThe Best Vegan And Vegetarian Roast Dinners In LondonYour meatless roast awaits.

Image: Crown & AnchorLondon Is Plunged Into Darkness Again In March - With A Big Difference This YearSwitch the lights off for an hour, for the good of the planet.

Image: U.K. Prime Minister under an Open Government LicenceWhere To Celebrate St Patrick's Day 2023 In LondonParties, parades and other craic on and around 17 March.

Image: ShutterstockOddities Of London's Tube And Train PlatformsWho knew waiting for a train could be so fun...

London Is Getting A New Migration MuseumCurrent Lewisham setup will move to City of London.

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© Goff PhotosA Brief History Of Buckingham PalaceAn entertaining chronology of the famous pile.

Coming Soon: The David Bowie Archive At The V&A80,000 Bowie oddities in one place.

Old Street Roundabout Revamp Won't Be Done Till 2024Completion was originally billed for 2020.

Image: TfLCan You Work Out Where These London Views Were Taken?14 rooftop shots to locate.

The Oxford Vs Cambridge Boat Races 2023: How, Where And When To Watch ThemPlenty of riverside pubs to choose from.

Image: Benedict Tufnell /Row360 for The Gemini Boat Race

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

The Simpsons Couch Gag That Was Filmed In LondonSpringfield = Orpington and South Ruislip.

New Tube Strike Announced For Budget DayPension concerns to shut tube.

Where And How To Celebrate Women's History Month 2023 In LondonEmbrace womanhood all March long.

© National Maritime Museum, Greenwich, London.Can You Guess The 11 London Landmarks From Google Satellite View?A visual quiz for the eagle-eyed.

Image: GoogleThe Best Vegan And Vegetarian Roast Dinners In LondonYour meatless roast awaits.

Image: Crown & AnchorLondon Is Plunged Into Darkness Again In March - With A Big Difference This YearSwitch the lights off for an hour, for the good of the planet.

Image: U.K. Prime Minister under an Open Government LicenceWhere To Celebrate St Patrick's Day 2023 In LondonParties, parades and other craic on and around 17 March.

Image: ShutterstockOddities Of London's Tube And Train PlatformsWho knew waiting for a train could be so fun...

London Is Getting A New Migration MuseumCurrent Lewisham setup will move to City of London.

66 Magnificent Things To Do In London In March 2023A huge dinosaur exhibition, the Boat Races, and tons of other goodies.

© Goff PhotosA Brief History Of Buckingham PalaceAn entertaining chronology of the famous pile.

Coming Soon: The David Bowie Archive At The V&A80,000 Bowie oddities in one place.

Old Street Roundabout Revamp Won't Be Done Till 2024Completion was originally billed for 2020.

Image: TfLCan You Work Out Where These London Views Were Taken?14 rooftop shots to locate.

The Oxford Vs Cambridge Boat Races 2023: How, Where And When To Watch ThemPlenty of riverside pubs to choose from.

Image: Benedict Tufnell /Row360 for The Gemini Boat Race

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this March? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital.

  1. Sea life: The Van de Veldes at Queen's House, Greenwich© National Maritime Museum, LondonFires raging, ships lilting, stormy seas - the Willem Van de Veldes, Elder and Younger, were superb painters of maritime life whether it be capturing raging naval battles or calmer times upon the water. They had a studio at Queen's House in Greenwich, and 350 years later their works have docked back there so we can admire their spectacular paintings, tapestries and drawings.

The Van de Veldes: Greenwich, Art and the Sea at Queen's House, Greenwich. 2 March-14 June, free.

  1. Double exposure: A Hard Man is Good to Find & Deutsche Börse Prize at The Photographers' GalleryQueer photography, courtesy Rupert Smith CollectionThere's double the photography pleasure in this pair of eye-catching exhibitions. A survey of 60 years of queer photography features plenty of ripped physiques and lots of tight clothing, and alongside it is the annual prestigious Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize, where four shortlisted artists take on heavy topics including race, sexuality and a missing person.

A Hard Man is Good to Find! and Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize at The Photographers' Gallery. 3 March-11 June, £6.50.

  1. Heavy metal: Anthony Caro at PitzhangerCopyright John Hammond.Here's a chance to see late masterful sculptor Anthoy Caro's painted metal works in a stunning and historic setting. The exhibition explores Caro's innovative use of materials and forms, as well as his contribution to the evolution of modern sculpture. It includes several large-scale installations, including ones that feature steps and doors, and it's a unique opportunity to experience the beauty and depth of Caro's sculptures and how they crossed over into architecture.

Anthony Caro: The Inspiration of Architecture at Pitzhanger. 9 March-10 September, £9.90.

  1. Gold, gold: Evelyn De Morgan at Leighton HouseCopyright Leighton House and Sambourne House (KCMuseums)Femininity, spirituality and the rejection of material wealth — all created using gold pigment. This series of work by Evelyn de Morgan marked her out from the other Pre-Raphaelites as she used an innovative technique that none of her contemporaries used. What better place to show some gold drawings than the opulent interior of Leighton House Museum?

Evelyn De Morgan: The Gold Drawings at Leighton House. 11 March-27 August, £20 (also includes entrance to Sambourne House)

  1. Beautiful world: Sebastião Salgado at Flowers GalleryDramatic view of an oil field. Copyright Sebastião Salgado, courtesy Flowers Gallery.The king of black and white photography has returned with highlights from across almost five decades of capturing stunning landscapes, intimate portraits of indigenous persons, and man's impact on the world around us. We've been wowed by previous exhibition of Sebastião Salgado's spectacular photographs, including a five star show at Science Museum, and here's a chance to gaze in awe once again.

Sebastião Salgado: Magnum Opus at Flowers, Cork Street. 16 March-15 April, free.

  1. Last impressions: After Impressionism at The National GalleryPaul Cezanne's Bathers. © National Gallery, LondonEveryone loves the waterlilies and landscapes of Monet and his peers — they're beautiful works in their own right. But what Impressionism did was light a fire for art to transform into something more expressive, bequeathing the likes of Cézanne and Van Gogh who came shortly after, and then on to Cubism and Abstraction, which took things one step further. The National Gallery has charted this evolution by bringing together dozen of works that tell us about arguably the most important period of art history. The gallery also has a free one-room display looking at beauty and the satire in the Renaissance, including the famous Quinten Massys painting known as 'the Ugly Duchess'.

After Impressionism: Inventing Modern Art at The National Gallery. 25 March-13 August, £24-26.The Ugly Duchess: Beauty and Satire in the Renaissance. 16 March-11 June, free.

  1. Who's a good boy?: Portraits of Dogs at The Wallace CollectionPainting by Edwin Landseer. Image copyright The Wallace Collection.The Wallace Collection has literally gone to the dogs, as canines take over the exhibition space. While getting a portrait of your dog today may feel like an indulgence, it's got a long history, and artists such Gainsborough, Leonardo da Vinci, David Hockney and Lucian Freud have all painted our faithful friends. It's a chance to see some beautifully captured canines... and some cuteness overload too.

Portraits of Dogs: From Gainsborough to Hockney at The Wallace Collection. 29 March - 15 October, £14.

  1. Got Milk?: Milk at Wellcome CollectionMilk badges promoting its benefits. Copyright Wellcome CollectionGrowing up, I remember being told I needed to drink a lot of milk for healthy bones and teeth. Now that there are plant-based alternatives to milk, the narrative is swinging in the opposite direction. Wellcome Collection has turned its gaze to how the science and marketing of milk is woven into our cultural history, from 'breast is best' to the advertising of milk's nutritional value, and whether milk moustaches will become a thing of the past.

Milk at Wellcome Collection. 30 March-10 September, free.

  1. Clash of the Titan: Titanosaur at Natural History MuseumWhen is a dinosaur more than just a dinosaur? When it's the biggest creature to have ever walked the Earth, that's when. A cast of Patagotitan lets us imagine a remarkable creature that would have dwarfed beloved former Natural History Museum resident Dippy. The exhibition also includes information on how this giant lived, what it ate, and a recreation of its skull that visitors can touch. My inner seven year old has never been so excited.

Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur at Natural History Museum. 31 March-7 January 2024, £16 (£9 children).

  1. Female Impressionist: Berthe Morisot at Dulwich Picture GalleryEugène Manet on the Isle of Wight by Berthe Morisot, 1885. © Musée Marmottan Monet, Paris.Talk about Impressionists and most people think of male painters. In fact, one of the founders of the Impressionist movement was a woman, Berthe Morisot. Bringing together 40 of her works depicting everyday life, fashion, interiors and intimate scenes, this exhibition is a rare chance to admire the artworks of this hugely talented painter and learn about her life.

Berthe Morisot at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 31 March-10 September, £16.50.

  1. Pop textiles: Andy Warhol at Fashion and Textile Museum© 2022 The Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts, Inc. Licensed by DACS, LondonPop Art genius Andy Warhol may be best known for paintings of Marilyn Monroe and Campbell's Soup, but before that he was a designer and illustrator and created an array of textile designs. With ice cream sundaes, pretzels and clowns on his designs, the Fashion and Textile Museum is showing us how it all began, before he became an art world star.

Andy Warhol: The Textiles at Fashion and Textile Museum. 31 March-10 September, £12.65.

Short run eventsA look at last year's Collect.March is the month when art fairs return to London's scene, with affordable works available at all of them. Somerset House is hosting Collect (3-5 March, £25), a fair filled with beautiful objects by over 400 artists working with ceramics, glass, lacquer, art jewellery, precious metalwork, textiles and fibre, wood and paper. If craft and design is what gets you going, this is where you'll find it.

A previous edition of the Battersea Affordable Art Fair. Photo: Guy Bell.If fine art is more your thing and you're looking for that signature piece, the Affordable Art Fair in Battersea Park (9-12 March, £11-14) is the place to head. As the fair title suggests, there's lots of affordable art for you to choose from, all under one giant marquee. If you'd rather buy directly from the artists then head to The Other Art Fair at Old Truman Brewery (9-12 March, £12). It's where you find great emerging artists and I've bought dozens of works from this fair.

Last year's London Original Print Fair London Original Print Fair at Somerset House (30 March-2 April, £15) specialises in editions of works, so expect to see prints and artworks by everyone from Rembrandt and Picasso, through to emerging artists. As they are editioned works they hold their value, but are more affordable than originals can be.

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Image: Westminster City Council/John OrtonThere's a new sign to add to London's A-Z — Kyiv Road.

On Friday 24 February — the first anniversary of Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine — a small section of Bayswater Road, between Palace Court and Ossington Street, was renamed in a show of London and Britain's solidarity with the Ukrainian people.

The sign — in the iconic Westminster borough design, and with a W2 postcode — was unveiled by Westminster City Council leader Adam Hug and His Excellency Vadym Prystaiko, Ukrainian Ambassador to the UK.

The address, as it just so happens, is around the corner from the Russian Embassy, the road outside which is daubed in the yellow and blue of the Ukrainian flag at time of writing:

Outside the Russian Embassy in London.https://t.co/abAnYyyHQD pic.twitter.com/DLCU1X27fs

— ianVisits (@ianvisits) February 24, 2023

According to Westminster City Council, the place name was actually requested by the Ukrainian community itself. Said Cllr Hug: "Westminster is home to Ukrainians displaced by the war, and our residents have opened their hearts and their doors to those fleeing Putin's war machine.

"As the centre of an international capital, it seemed to us entirely fitting that part of our City should carry a torch for the unbowed defenders of Ukraine. It's a small stretch of road, but we want to show the people of Ukraine that their struggle has a visible place in our City."

Westminster City Council leader Adam Hug and His Excellency Vadym Prystaiko, Ukrainian Ambassador to the UK unveil the new Kyiv Road sign. Westminster City Council/John OrtonLondon has a precedent of renaming its place names to mark historic solidarity and extraordinary figures; among them are Windrush Square in Brixton and Mandela Street in Camden.

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A giant screen made from water, an illuminated orchard and a UV silent disco all pop up in south-east London next Saturday (4 March), as part of the Thamesmead Light Festival.

For one night only, visitors can follow a walking route through the local area on the hunt for illuminated installations and other entertainment — including a flash mob from the London College of Performing Arts, who could pop up anytime, anywhere.

The trail — which is free — starts at the Lakeside Centre, running along Bazalgette Way and parts of the Ridgeway footpath, ending at Crossway Park, where a colourful iceberg, illuminated by pedal power, will be floating in the lake.

Centrepiece of the festival is 'New Frontiers’, a 25m wide x 12m high water screen in Southmere Lake at the start of the trail, where four films will be shown throughout the event, all highlighting the beauty and importance of Thamesmead’s natural environment. Local filmmaker Simon Rattigan's work is featured, and he's not the only Thamesmead resident taking part; Miyuki Kasahara displays her ‘Folding Flocks’ origami installation in Crossway Park, and leads workshops at the Lakeside Centre Cafe, where you can make a medallion light pendant to wear on the trail.

Local artists Sarah Garrod, Lisa Cheung and Alex J Tuckwood also have work featured on the programme.

Alongside that glowing orchard in Crossway Park is a Rock Leopard truck, where the locally-based brewery is selling hot cider. Other warming drinks are available from Santa's Coffee, a little further along the route — providing some much needed refreshment after a quick boogie at the UV silent disco.

The Thamesmead Light Festival takes place Saturday 4 March 2023, 5pm-10pm. It's free to visit and a map is available online.

Battersea Light Festival — also free — runs nightly until Sunday 5 March.

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A huge new dinosaur exhibition stomps into Natural History Museum. Image: The Titanosaur at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. ©AMNH D FinninWOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH: March is Women's History Month, when the often-overlooked achievements of women, and women who have fought for their right to be recognised, are celebrated. There doesn't seem to be one organisation coordinating events centrally, but we've rounded up some exciting events here. 1-31 March

ST DAVID'S DAY: Whether you're a Welsh person in London, or just an avid fan of all things from England's western neighbour, check out our guide to being Welsh in London, and find a little slice of Cymru just in time for St David's Day. **1 March****

**VAN DE VELDES:* The van de Veldes were a Dutch father and son artist duo who arrived in London in the 1670s, and worked from a studio in Queen's House Greenwich, which they were offered by King Charles II. Now, 350 years after they arrived, Queen's House opens an exhibition dedicated to their maritime themed artwork. From 2 March***

JUST FOR LAUGHS: Actor-turned-football-club-owner Ryan Reynolds is the headline act at Just For Laughs, a huge comedy festival taking over The O2.Other big names on the bill include Graham Norton, Aisling Bea, Nish Kumar, Suzi Ruffell, Shaparak Khorsandi, Sue Perkins and Rob Delaney. 2-5 March

**CLASSICAL VAUXHALL:* St Mark's Church in Kennington hosts four performances as part of the Classical Vauxhall programme, featuring both new and established classical musicians. The festival culminates in a day of workshops for young musicians age 11-14, at St Gabriel's College. 2-5 March***

Ryan Reynolds is on the line-up at Just For Laughs comedy festival. Image: Guy Aroch**GLASGOW FILM FESTIVAL:* Kensington's Cine Lumiere hosts two screenings as part of the Glasgow Film Festival On Tour. How To Blow Up A Pipeline follows young environmental activists on a mission to sabotage an oil pipeline, and The Five Devils looks at how scent can invoke powerful memories. 2-6 March***

**ARAB WOMEN ARTISTS NOW:* Rich Mix hosts Arab Women Artists Now, a festival celebrating music, performance, spoken word, film and talks by Arab women artists from across the globe. This is the eighth year of the festival, and highlights include comedian Fatiha El Ghorri's work in progress show, and an aerial hoop performance by Danielle Adourian, inspired by burlesque and drag. *2-18 March**

**COLLECT 2023:* Head to Somerset House to browse contemporary craft and design pieces at art fair Collect 2023. 400 artists are represented, spanning ceramics, glass, jewellery, metalwork, textiles and more. 3-5 March***

**COMIC CON:* Dust off your costume and head to Olympia London for London Comic Con Spring, a three-day celebration of film and TV. VIP guests on the line-up this time around include Vinnie Jones, Moosa Mostafa (Wednesday), Mandip Gill (Doctor Who) and BRIAN BLESSED. 4-5 March***

BARNES MUSIC FESTIVAL: Harpists, flautists, saxophonists, singers and a concert band are some of the performers lined up for this year's Barnes Music Festival, which takes place at venues across the area. Under-12s get free entry as part of the festival's Youth Programme, in a bid to reach a younger audience. **4-19 March****

Travis Alabanza performs Burgerz at Southbank Centre. Image: Elise RoseBONNIE AND CLYDE: The Garrick Theatre is the new home of musical Bonnie and Clyde, which tells the story of the gun-totin' American fugitive lovers, through song and dance. From 4 March

**FANTASY FILM SCORES:* Be transported to Middle-earth with music from The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and Game of Thrones performed live by the London Concert Orchestra and Brighton Festival Chorus at Southbank Centre. Pieces from The Witcher, Dragonheart, The Chronicles of Narnia, How to Train Your Dragon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars and Avatar also feature. 5 March***

**INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY:* 8 March is International Women's Day — look out for events taking place around the capital and beyond to mark the occasion. *8 March**

*TRAVIS ALABANZA:* Performance artist Travis Alabanza performs their show Burgerz in a final run at Southbank Centre. Born as a result of someone throwing a burger at Alabanza as part of a transphobic slur, it explores the trans experience through the medium of burgers. *8-10 March*

*QUEEN'S CORGIS:* The Wallace Collection unveils a free new display, The Queen and her Corgis, featuring photographs depicting the late monarch's close relationship with the dog breed. *FREE, 8 March-25 June*

See photos of Queen Elizabeth II and her corgis at Wallace Collection. Image: Bettmann / Contributor via Getty Images*DISNEY ON ICE:* A treat normally reserved for the Christmas period, family show Disney On Ice returns to Wembley with new production Discover the Magic, featuring modern and classic Disney characters from Coco, Frozen, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast and others. *9-12 March*

*AFFORDABLE ART FAIR:* Prices for artworks start at £50 at the Affordable Art Fair, which is held at Evolution Battersea. Thousands of contemporary artworks are for sale, with special events including DJs, late night openings, and a mural created live on site. *9-12 March*

*THE OTHER ART FAIR:* The Other Art Fair takes over the Old Truman Brewery for four days of artwork that's accessible to all. Affordable and original pieces are up for grabs, alongside immersive installations, live performances and a bar. *9-12 March***

*ITALIAN FILMS:* 12 different films are screened at mini festival Cinema Made In Italy at Cine Lumiere. Fascism, the Pope and gang crime are some of the topics covered in both fiction and non-fiction films. *9-13 March*

POLISH FILM FESTIVAL: Now in its 21st year, the Kinoteka Polish Film Festival returns to venues across London, showcasing the best new and classic Polish films. The programme spans comedies, documentaries, and dramas, as well as classics such as 1993 film The Secret Garden, made by Polish director Agnieszka Holland, who gives a pre-recorded introduction at this special screening. 9 March-27 April

The WOW Marketplace returns to Women of the World festival. © Ellie KurttzWOMEN OF THE WORLD: Three-day festival Women of the World, celebrating women, girls and non-binary people returns to Southbank Centre, tackling topics including miscarriage, women's safety, fat activism, childcare costs and a history of Bengali activism. There's also a marketplace where you can browse and buy products from female-led businesses. *10-12 March*

COUNTRY TO COUNTRY: Three days of country music comes to The O2 as Country To Country festival returns. Rising Nashville stars take to the stage between sets from headline acts including Thomas Rhett, Lady A and Zac Brown Band. 10-12 March

CRAFTERAMA: Head to Alexandra Palace for Crafterama, a weekend covering paper crafts, stamps, decoupage, beading, resin art, needle crafts and more. Exhibitors from all over the country show off their craft materials and tools, offering shed-loads of inspiration for your next project. **11-12 March****

**BFI FLARE:* London's LGBTQIA+ film festival BFI Flareis an 11-day celebration of queer cinema featuring gala screenings, panel discussions, short films, and productions on the themes of Heart, Body and Mind. Most events take place at BFI Southbank but some are available online too. 15-26 March***

ST PATRICK'S DAY: Around the middle of March each year, most Londoners tend to remember their tiny bit of distant Irish heritage, and embrace it by getting involved in the St Patrick's Day celebrations. The main event is the St Patrick's Day festival and parade on 12 March, but look out for plenty of other Irish-themed parties, supper clubs, menus, bar crawls and events. Maybe acquaint yourself with one of London's best Irish pubs too. 17 March

Like clockwork, the Ideal Home Show is back in town.IDEAL HOME SHOW: Pimp up your pad at the Ideal Home Show at Olympia. Interior designers, furniture suppliers, window and conservatory installation services, candle brands, home accessory stores, and garden DIY experts congregate under one roof to help you make the changes you want in your home. *17 March-2 April*

*EAT & DRINK FESTIVAL: As part of the Ideal Home Show, Eat & Drink Festival is also at Olympia, aimed at London's foodie types. Tuck into all manner of street food at The Great Eat, stock up your kitchen cupboards with produce from the Artisan Producers Market, and pick up tips, inspiration and possibly a new recipe or two from celebrity chefs on the Eat & Drink Stage. *17 March-2 April****

**BLACK AMERICAN ARTISTS:* The Royal Academy dedicates a new exhibition to some of the most influential Black artists from the south-east of the United States from the past century. Souls Grown Deep like the Rivers features sculpture, paintings, reliefs, drawings, and quilts, most of which will be seen in the UK and Europe for the first time, including work by the celebrated quiltmakers of Gee's Bend, Alabama. 17 March-18 June***

**SIX NATIONS:* International rugby tournament the Six Nations continues into March. Whether you're supporting England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France or Italy, here's our pick of places screening the Six Nations action. *Until 18 March****

*RIVER RACE:* The Head of the River Race is rowed annually from Mortlake to Putney, with up to 400 crews of eights taking part. Get down to the river's edge to watch the action taking place. **18 March**

You didn't know you needed a musical about Berlusconi, but here it is.RAILWAY MODELLING: Model railway enthusiasts from all over country gather at Alexandra Palace for the London Festival of Railway Modelling. 35+ exhibitors show off their layouts, and there's a chance to pick up rarer scales and gauges. 18-19 March

**MOTHER'S DAY:* And a reminder to pick up a card and some flowers and chocolates. Perhaps treat her to afternoon tea too, eh? *1*9 March*****

**RETRO GAMES FAIR:* Traders from all over the UK come together for the Retro Games Fair at the Royal National Hotel, where retro video games, board games and merchandise are available to buy. **19 March*****

TEENAGE CANCER TRUST GIGS: Underworld, Wet Leg, Courteneers and Kasabian are on the line-up for this year's series of gigs in aid of the Teenage Cancer Trust, taking place at the Royal Albert Hall across four evenings. 20-25 March

WAR IN UKRAINE: Southbank Centre brings together a panel of historians to discuss the likely outcome of the war in Ukraine. Dr Olesya Khromeychuk, Orlando Figes, Max Hastings and Anne Applebaum debate whether a Ukrainian victory will see Putin defeated anytime soon, or whether trouble between the two countries will continue for years to come. Hosted by BBC newsreaders and presenter Clive Myrie. 23 March

Stay late at Museum of London Docklands' Executions exhibition. Photo: Matt BrownAUSTRIAN FILMS: March is looking like something of a bumper month for film fans, with Austrian film festival WatchAUT scheduled to take place at Cine Lumiere (also hosting Glasgow Film Festival On Tour and Cinema Made In Italy — see above). It's a celebration of the best new films to come out of the country covering everything from space missions to how to deal with the issue of manmade rubbish. 1929 black and white film Woman in the Moon features too, with a live piano accompaniment. 23-26 March

EXECUTIONS LATE: Been to Museum of London Docklands' excellent Executions exhibition yet? For one night only, the museum hosts a late-night opening centred around the exhibition featuring talks and tours, film screenings, music and other activities. 24 March

EARTH HOUR: For one hour on Saturday evening, London's switching the lights off for WWF's Earth Hour, raising awareness of the effects of global warming. Individual businesses and households are encouraged to take part by turning off the lights, but several of the capital's major landmarks will be plunged into darkness too. **25 March****

**BERLUSCONI:* Former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is the unexpected subject of a new musical, opening at Southwark Playhouse. Berlusconi tells the outlandish story of the morally dubious politician through the eyes of three women who want to share their side of the story. 25 March-29 April***

The BBC Earth Experience opens in Earl's Court. © Woo ArchitectsFOR BLACK BOYS...: Following sold out runs elsewhere in London, award-winning play For Black Boys Who Considered Suicide When The Hue Gets Too Heavy transfers to the West End for a six-week run, telling the story of six young Black men who meet for group therapy. From 25 March

**AFTER IMPRESSIONISM:* The period between 1880 and the outbreak of the first world war in 1914 is the focus of the National Gallery's next exhibition, After Impressionism: Inventing Modern Art. Find out about the influence that Paul Cézanne, Vincent van Gogh and Paul Gauguin had on younger generations of artists, resulting in a new genre of modern art. From 25 March***

**CLOCKS CHANGE:* A helpful reminder that the clocks go forward an hour in the early hours of Sunday *26 March**

*BOAT RACE:* Pimm's and gillets at the ready! The men's and women's rowing teams from the two universities go head to head on the River Thames in the annual Oxford Vs Cambridge Boat Race. *26 March*

WHERE'S WALLY: Though it's previously taken place in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park (and virtually), this year's Where's Wally Fun Run is at Battersea Park. Don your best Where's Wally stripes, choose whether to run 1km, 5km or 10km — and get sponsored in aid of The National Literacy Trust. 26 March

PALACE HALF: If ever a half marathon route was fit for a king/queen, it's the Palace Half. Start your run at the gates of Hampton Court Palace and take in the local area — including crossing the Thames twice, before finishing in the palace gardens. Plenty of charities are still looking for runners to take part on their behalf. *26 March*

*LONDON FOG: Bloomsbury's Charles Dickens Museum opens a new exhibition, Dickens and the London Fog, looking at how the capital's 'pea souper' years inspired the author, with the thick fogs featuring in his novels including Bleak House and David Copperfield. From 29 March*

A new work by Christine Sun Kim comes to Somerset House Studios. Image by La Casa Encendida and Fondation Prince PierreOPERATION MINCEMEAT: Set in 1943 and telling the story of a secret mission that helped win the second world war, the seriously hilarious Operation Mincemeat: The Musical opens its West End run at the Fortune Theatre. from 29 March

*LONDON GAMES FESTIVAL: Thumbs at the ready for the return of the London Games Festival, which celebrates all aspects of the video gaming industry here in the capital. The programme includes networking events, exhibitions, an awards ceremony, and of course, plenty of gaming sessions. 29 March-9 April*

PRINT FAIR: Print dealers and publishers from around the world gather at Somerset House for the 38th London Original Print Fair.Works by new artists are for sale alongside those by more established artists, with pieces by Picasso, Matisse and Tracey Emin all on display. 30 March-2 April

BBC EARTH: As announced last year, an immersive BBC Earth experience opens in Earl's Court, voiced but none other than Sir David Attenborough himself. It'll take you on an interactive journey through the seven continents, with a walk-through, 360-degree take on BBC show Seven Worlds, One Planet. 30 March-31 July

SIGN LANGUAGE: Somerset House Studios unveils a new commission by American sound artist Christine Sun Kim. Edges of Sign Language looks at how sound is used in society, and explores the limitations of American Sign Language. 31 March-21 May

Titanosaur goes on display here in London. Image: The Titanosaur at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City ©AMNH D FinninWATER: The National Maritime Museum is as suitable place as any to hold an exhibition about water, and more specifically, Our Connection to Water. Works by seven artists are on display, each exploring what water means to them. Aya Mohamed, Artemis Evlogimenou, Dafe Oboro, Giya Makondo-Wills, JIUN Collective, Paul Malone and Seba Calfuqueo use photography, film, installations and other mediums to explore the cultural and spiritual side of H2O. From 31 March

AIN'T TOO PROUD: Head to the Prince Edward Theatre for a new musical about the rise of soul and funk group The Temptations. Ain't Too Proud uses the band's own songs to tell their story, from 1960s Detroit to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. From 31 March

TITANOSAUR: One of the most anticipated exhibitions of 2023 is Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur at Natural History Museum. The cast of a Patagotitan — one of the largest creatures ever to walk the earth — goes on display, along with an exhibition about how it lived, and a chance to learn about other giant creatures on the planet today. From 31 March

BERTHE MORISOT: The first major UK exhibition of work by Berthe Morisot is unveiled at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 30+ works by the trailblazing Impressionist artist are on show, along with pieces by Reynolds, Gainsborough and Fragonard. From 31 March

CHERRY BLOSSOM: April bears the bulk of the cherry blossom season here in London, but it sometimes comes out in March if conditions are right. Take a look at our guide to seeing cherry blossom in London for the best places to spot and snap the photogenic pink flowers.

Last chance to seeBattersea Power Station Light Festival closes this month. Image: John SturrockA few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to see:

WOMAN IN BLACK: After 33 years in the West End, earning it the title of second longest running play in London theatre history, The Woman in Black leaves the Fortune Theatre this month. It's an adaptation of a Susan Hill novel about a junior solicitor discovering a secret after the funeral of a client. Until 4 March

JEWISH BOOK WEEK: The literary festival continues into March, celebrating the work of Jewish authors. There's still time to hear from former Arsenal vice-chair David Dein and Mel Brooks biographer Jeremy Dauber, among others. *Until 5 March*

BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: Eight light installations have appeared in and around Battersea Power Station, for the first Battersea Light Festival since the building reopened to the public. FREE, until 5 March

Time's ticking on this year's Cirque du Soleil season. © Goff PhotosCIRQUE DU SOLEIL: Kurios: Cabinet of Curiosities is Cirque du Soleil's current production, which has been at the Royal Albert Hall since January. It's a steampunk-inspired look at the mechanical world, with all of the usual Cirque magic sprinkled through it. Until 5 March

DICKENS' GHOSTS: The ghost stories of Charles Dickens — including A Christmas Carol and The Chimes — are the subject of current exhibition Dickens, Ghosts and the Supernatural, in his former home in Bloomsbury. It looks at the author's interest in and thoughts on the paranormal. Until 5 March

KEW DOUBLE BILL: Two current exhibitions at Kew Gardens come to a close on the same day. Pip & Pop: When Flowers Dream is a trippy, psychedelic display of miniature landscapes made from sweets, and has been in situ since last May. Elsewhere, Orchids comes to a close, celebrating the flora and fauna of Cameroon. Until 5 March

CEZANNE: Tate Modern's Cezanne exhibition displays the still lifes, landscapes and paintings of French artist Paul Cezanne, showing how his tendency to break the rules changed painting forever. Our art critic gave it a 5 review. Until 12 March*

Last chance to see these trippy landscapes at Kew Gardens.VAULT FESTIVAL: Performing arts extravaganza VAULT Festival comes to a close, in its final year at its current venue. Book now for a dose of theatre, comedy, cabaret, burlesque and other treats, as the event faces an uncertain future. Until 19 March

& JULIET: Picking up where Romeo & Juilet ends, but with Juliet still alive, & Juliet uses well-known pop songs to tell the story of Shakespeare's romantic heroine as she tries to navigate life after Romeo. It's at the Shaftesbury Theatre Until 25 March

MAGNIFICENT MAPS: The oldest surviving map of London is the headline exhibit at Magnificent Maps of London, a cartographer's paradise of an exhibition at London Metropolitan Archives. Also on display are the Ruins of London survey, commissioned following 1666's Great Fire, and 19th century maps, charting the spread of then-fatal diseases like typhoid, cholera and smallpox. *FREE, until 29 March*

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Dust off your gilet and mix up a flask of Pimm's. It's time to watch London's poshest annual sporting fixture: the boat races.

What is the boat race?Image: Benedict Tufnell /Row360 for The Gemini Boat RaceThere are actually two boat races — pitting elite rowing teams from Oxford and Cambridge universities against one another, in a furious dash along the Thames.

It started with the men's inaugural fixture in 1829 — a head-to-head thrashed out annually between 1856 and 2019, world wars excepted. It was cancelled in 2020 due to Covid 19, and in 2021 it took place 'behind closed doors' in Cambridgeshire to prevent crowds gathering. Things are now back to normal.

Image: Benedict Tufnell /Row360 for The Gemini Boat RaceThe women's race first ran in 1927, although it didn't become an annual event until 1964. It wasn't until 2015 that the women first raced the same course, on the same day as the men.

When are the 2023 boat races?Both boat races take place on Sunday 26 March 2023. The women's race begins at 4pm. The men's follows at 5pm.

2023 marks the 77th women's race, and the 168th men's race.

Who are the current boat race champions?The winner of the 2022 men's race was Oxford. But the overall record is 85-81 to Cambridge.

The winner of the 2022 women's race was Cambridge. The overall record is 46-30 to Cambridge.

What route do the boat races take? Click to enlargeBoth races now cover the same route. A four-mile, 374 yards dash along the Thames, westward from Putney to Mortlake.

The women's course record is held by Cambridge from 2022's race: 18 minutes, 23 seconds. The men's record is also held by Cambridge, set in 1998: 16 minutes, 19 seconds.

Where's the best place to watch the boat races from?Chiswick Bridge is the spot to head if you want to catch the very end of the race. Image: Benedict Tufnell /Row360 for The Gemini Boat RacePick a spot most places along the banks of the Thames between Putney Bridge and Chiswick Bridge, and you should be able to spy the boats. There are a couple of official fan zones set up along the route, where you'll find large screens to watch the BBC coverage, bars selling English sparkling wine and Shepherd Neame brews, food villages, toilets, fun family activities and seating:

  • Fulham Fan Park in Bishops Park
  • Hammersmith Fan Park, Furnival Gardens

Putney Bridge - the race starts near here. Image: M@/LondonistA few other vantage points come recommended:

  • Putney Bridge (for the very start of the race)
  • The Pier House, Chiswick Pier — one of the best vantage points along the course — and there's food, a bar and big live music from 1pm. It overlooks Chiswick Eyot, a point where trailing teams often make their move.
  • Chiswick Bridge (for the very end of the race), although it's said that Barnes Bridge actually commands better views.

We recommend you get to any of these places at least a couple of hours before the races start. Warm clothes aren't a bad idea either — it's springtime in London, so often bloody chilly.

Is Hammersmith Bridge closed to spectators for the boat races?Crowds on Hammersmith Bridge in 2018. Image: ShutterstockYes, as per 2022, Hammersmith Bridge won't open to spectators, owing to safety fears. The bridge closes to all traffic (inc. bike and pedestrian) on the day of the races at 11am and reopens at 6pm.

Where's the best pub to watch the boat races from?Not a bad little view from The Dove is it. Doubt it'll be this quiet on Sunday thoughNow you're talking. Plenty of riverside drinking establishments are strung out along this stretch of the Thames, providing a decent view of the river, and a pint to go with. Get there bright and early or — if you can — book a table in advance.

  • The Boathouse, Putney (this is positioned just behind the starting line, good for seeing the boats gather)
  • Duke's Head, Putney
  • Crabtree Tavern, Hammersmith — hosts a Boat Race Day festival with live music and entertainment.
  • Blue Anchor, Hammersmith
  • The Dove, Hammersmith
  • The Black Lion, Chiswick
  • The Bull's Head, Barnes
  • Ye White Hart, Barnes
  • The Ship, Mortlake

What's the weather going to be like?The men's race in 2015. Image: ShutterstockToo early to call! Keep an eye on the Met Office info closer to the time. (But as we say, always take plenty of layers — it invariably gets a tad chilly standing around outside.)

Are the boat races shown on TV?Yep. Watched by about 15 million people. Both races are broadcast on BBC One on Sunday, with commentary usually beginning an hour or so before the women's race.

For more information on the boat races, including details on who's rowing, visit the official website.

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Image: Guy BellMarch is Women's History Month (WHM), and London has no shortage of events to commemorate female contributions to history all month.

Whether you're up for a lecture, a stroll through an exhibit, a screening, or a bike ride, read below for more on how you can celebrate WHM and International Women’s Day.

8 March, by the way, is International Women's Day — officially recognised since 1975 by the United Nations, and in 1996 — it was tied to an annual theme. 2023's theme is #EmbraceEquity.

Celebrate Women's History Month this MarchWOW Marketplace returns to Women of the World festival. © Ellie Kurtt View Dr. Nydia A. Swaby's moving image artwork, enjoy a cuppa and a croissant at artist Mary Evans's breakfast club, do a painting workshop with Anita Taylor, and listen to free women's history lectures at the Royal Museums Greenwich (various dates) * Look Up London hosts exclusive walking tours in areas such as the Square Mile and Bankside throughout the month to share inspiring stories from London-centric women (various dates) * Get yourself to the Laugh-Able Comedy night at Wanstead Library, a 'BYOB mental health and disability' comedy night, featuring Sarah Mills, Leslie Gold and others (1 March) * Battersea Power Station is holding a Prince's Trust International Women's Day Marketplace, selling candles, jewellery, ceramics, stationery, and food and drink crafted by young women (3-4 March) * Women, non-binary people and their allies are invited to join in a group hour-long bike ride around central London landmarks, as a celebration of WHM and in a call for safe cycling for everyone, with London Cycling Campaign (5 March) * Celebrate the music of female artists and WHM with a headline performance from Madison Cunningham, plus TYSON, Tawiah, Tara Lily and Rosie Frater-Taylor at the Barbican (8 March) * Listen to the 1880s 'Female Hysteria' Lectures creatively re-enacted into concert form by Héloïse Werner for International Women’s Day at Wigmore Hall (8 March) * Grab some popcorn for a screening of The Teckman Mystery, directed by Wendy Toye, at BFI Southbank (8 March)*

© National Maritime Museum, Greenwich, London. Looking for your next artistic talking point? Discover something at Battersea's Affordable Art Fair, which features an exhibition of living women and female-identifying artists — including Soozy Barker, Margaux Carpentier and Clare Packer (9-12 March) * Converse with artists, participate in workshops, enjoy live performances, and shop at WOW Marketplace at Southbank Centre's three-day Women of the World festival celebrating women, girls, and non-binary people (10-12 March) * WHM-from-anywhere! A live and remote tour hosted by the National Gallery's Educator Fiona Alderton discusses its most iconic paintings representing women in art (13 March) * Speak your truth and listen to others at Redbridge Central Library's WHM-inspired open mic night, where stories and poems celebrating women are shared (14 March) * Grow your connections and hear the voices and stories of women in Loft's health and technology networking event and panel (23 March) * Hear impactful stories about four Black women, and how their stories interlink and have travelled across the world, as told by historian Selena Carty at National Maritime Museum (25 March)*

Read about more great London womenThe alternative tube map switches out the 272 tube stations we know, for the names of well-known (and should-be-well-known) women and non-binary people.Plenty of Londonist articles to get stuck into:

  • Noor Inayat Khan: A Very Important Statue You Probably Never Noticed
  • 10 Black Women Who Changed London For The Better
  • Review: Sylvia Is An All-Singing, All-Dancing Timeline Of Suffragette Struggle
  • It's 320 Years Since Britain's First Newspaper Was Founded by A Female Editor
  • In Pictures: The Women Shaping London's Grime Scene
  • In Pictures: The Women Who Keep London Underground Going
  • In Pictures: The Pioneering Women Of London Transport
  • A Tube Map Of Well-Known (And Should-Be-Well-Known) Women

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Like Burt the chimneysweep, we've been up on a fair few London rooftops in our time. But can you identify which ones? Answers at the bottom.

  1. A never-ending roof garden2. Looking down on a street scene3. Clearly a station, but which one?4. Is that a clef?5. Unexpected urban jungle6. What's that in the foreground?7. Busy road, busy rooftops8. Obvs, that's the BT Tower... but where was the photo taken?9. A few famous buildings here, including the one from which it is taken10. One of London's biggest roofs11. More roof, and distant hills12. Hang on... is that gaffer tape?13. London's highest balcony?14. Where can you get a panorama like this?Answers1. Cannon Street station
  2. Truman Brewery (more pics)
  3. Victoria station (more pics)
  4. Royal Albert Hall (more pics)
  5. Bush House (looking down Kingsway, which is greener than you might think; more pics taken during its refit)
  6. The Monument (from inside the golden crown, not normally accessible; more pics)
  7. Wellcome Trust, Euston Road (more pics)
  8. The Post Building (one of London's newest free viewing rooftops; more pics and how to visit)
  9. 55 Broadway (old London Underground headquarters)
  10. ExCeL (more pics)
  11. St Pancras station (more pics and video)
  12. St Paul's Cathedral (video of hidden spaces and rooftops)
  13. The Leadenhall Building (Cheesegrater; more pics)
  14. Trellick Tower

All images by Matt Brown, except number 6, by Sandra Lawrence. Got an interesting roof we can visit? Contact matt@londonist.com

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Like Burt the chimneysweep, we've been up on a fair few London rooftops in our time. But can you identify which ones? Answers at the bottom.

  1. A never-ending roof garden2. Looking down on a street scene3. Clearly a station, but which one?4. Is that a clef?5. Unexpected urban jungle6. What's that in the foreground?7. Busy road, busy rooftops8. Obvs, that's the BT Tower... but where was the photo taken?9. A few famous buildings here, including the one from which it is taken10. One of London's biggest roofs11. More roof, and distant hills12. Hang on... is that gaffer tape?13. London's highest balcony?14. Where can you get a panorama like this?Answers1. Cannon Street station
  2. Truman Brewery (more pics)
  3. Victoria station (more pics)
  4. Royal Albert Hall (more pics)
  5. Bush House (looking down Kingsway, which is greener than you might think; more pics taken during its refit)
  6. The Monument (from inside the golden crown, not normally accessible; more pics)
  7. Wellcome Trust, Euston Road (more pics)
  8. The Post Building (one of London's newest free viewing rooftops; more pics and how to visit)
  9. 55 Broadway (old London Underground headquarters)
  10. ExCeL (more pics)
  11. St Pancras station (more pics and video)
  12. St Paul's Cathedral (video of hidden spaces and rooftops)
  13. The Leadenhall Building (Cheesegrater; more pics)
  14. Trellick Tower

All images by Matt Brown, except number 6, by Sandra Lawrence. Got an interesting roof we can visit? Contact matt@londonist.com

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A tribute to Bowie in the Leake Street tunnel... probably not in the archiveA permanent display of David Bowie oddities is coming to the V&A.

Want to see the hand-written lyrics to Ashes to Ashes, or the Stylophone played on Space Oddity? These are just two of the items in a vast collection spanning David Bowie's career, which will soon go on show at the V&A.

The museum has acquired "More than 80,000 letters, lyrics, photos, stage designs, music awards and costumes", which span Bowie's career. The treasures will be housed in the new David Bowie Centre for the Study of Performing Arts in the Olympic Park — a dedicated "Sourcebook for the Bowies of tomorrow", according to Dr Tristram Hunt, director of the V&A.

The collection, which also includes Ziggy Stardust costumes and the Union Jack coat from the cover of 1997's Earthling, was gifted by the David Bowie estate, with a £10m donation from the Blavatnik Family Foundation and Warner Music Group to help house the collection. The BBC has more details.

These are Golden Years for the V&A. The David Bowie Centre will be part of the museum's expansion into the Olympic Park, due to open in 2025. V&A East will celebrate "Global creativity and making relevant to today’s world". A nearby storehouse will also be open to the public, offering new ways to view parts of the collection. Meanwhile, Young V&A (the new name for the revamped Museum of Childhood) is due to reopen in summer 2023. Ch-ch-ch-changes, indeed.

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A tribute to Bowie in the Leake Street tunnel... probably not in the archiveA permanent display of David Bowie oddities is coming to the V&A.

Want to see the hand-written lyrics to Ashes to Ashes, or the Stylophone played on Space Oddity? These are just two of the items in a vast collection spanning David Bowie's career, which will soon go on show at the V&A.

The museum has acquired "More than 80,000 letters, lyrics, photos, stage designs, music awards and costumes", which span Bowie's career. The treasures will be housed in the new David Bowie Centre for the Study of Performing Arts in the Olympic Park — a dedicated "Sourcebook for the Bowies of tomorrow", according to Dr Tristram Hunt, director of the V&A.

The collection, which also includes Ziggy Stardust costumes and the Union Jack coat from the cover of 1997's Earthling, was gifted by the David Bowie estate, with a £10m donation from the Blavatnik Family Foundation and Warner Music Group to help house the collection. The BBC has more details.

These are Golden Years for the V&A. The David Bowie Centre will be part of the museum's expansion into the Olympic Park, due to open in 2025. V&A East will celebrate "Global creativity and making relevant to today’s world". A nearby storehouse will also be open to the public, offering new ways to view parts of the collection. Meanwhile, Young V&A (the new name for the revamped Museum of Childhood) is due to reopen in summer 2023. Ch-ch-ch-changes, indeed.

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Commuters: another date for your diaries. Industrial action will take place on London Underground on 15 March, the day of the Budget.

This 24-hour strike is by tube drivers represented by the Aslef union. 99% of a 77% turnout voted in favour of the walkout. This is not about pay, but rather concerns about members' pension pots. Transport for London must look at ways to make savings from its pension plans, as a condition of the Government's multi-million pound financial bailout. Details of that review are expected next week. Needless to say, the union does not want to see pension cuts, and has taken pre-emptive action in announcing the strike.

How the strike might look... in LegoAs the BBC's Tom Edwards points out, the last time Aslef tube drivers went on strike, in 2015, it caused a complete shutdown of the underground network.

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One episode of the Simpsons included a live-action sequence... and it was mostly shot in Outer London.

If you've never seen it before, watch this live-action recreation of the Simpson's opening theme. It is magnificent.

It's Springfield, but not as we know it. The recreation has some tellingly British touches. Marge drives a right-hand-drive car (a Lada, no less, once common in these parts). Meanwhile, the stand-in for Chief Wiggum is wearing a British police uniform. That's because this was an entirely British production. The near-perfect homage was shot at the end of 2005 as a clever promotional skit for Sky One, masterminded by London advertising agency Devilfish.

In this version of "reality" the Simpson family live in Orpington, south-east London (or Kent if you stubbornly adhere to the old ways). The scene where Homer gets out of his car to be almost mowed down by Marge was filmed on Lansdowne Avenue, an otherwise unremarkable residential street on the edge of Crofton Woods. This much was easily found by googling.

Other locations in the sequence require a bit of detective work. A reverse image search reveals that Homer has quite a commute each day, given that he apparently works in Didcot Power Station in Oxfordshire. Didcot runs on natural gas, rather than the nuclear rods of the cartoon.

Didcot Power Station, model for Springfield Power PlantMeanwhile, the row of shops past which Bart skateboards are also a long way from Orpington. The telltale clue here is the side road, whose street name can just about be read as "The Run-...". The only street in London beginning with those letters is The Runway in Ruislip, and Street View confirms this as the location. The old car wash and tyres signs seen in the video are still in place.

Bart Simpson skateboards through South RuislipThe other chief setting is Bart and Lisa's school. The handsome, if generic school building is a little hard to place, but is a dead ringer for the older buildings of Rooks Heath, just down the road from South Ruislip.

In conclusion, then, the Simpsons live in Orpington, south-east London, but have daily commutes to Didcot near Oxford (Homer), and Ruislip/Eastcote in north-west London (Bart and Lisa).

Bart and Lisa's school, which seems to be Rooks Heath in South HarrowWhat started out as a Sky One advert also found its way into official Simpsons canon. The clip was re-used as the "couch gag" in the Ricky Gervais-penned episode Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife (2006). Sadly, it was only seen on the original airing, and has been switched out in streaming versions and later broadcasts.

Fans have long debated where the Simpsons' home town of Springfield is supposedly located (see my book Atlas of Imagined Places for one intriguing theory). Who'd have guessed it turns out to be in south-east England?

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The Migration Museum is moving to a more central, and permanent, location in the City.London's Migration Museum is getting a new permanent home, in the City of London.

Beginning life in 2013 as a series of pop-up events and exhibitions, the Migration Museum has been housed in Lewisham Shopping Centre since 2020, with a remit to 'explore how the movement of people to and from Britain across the ages has shaped who we are — as individuals, as communities, and as a nation.'

Now, the City of London Corporation has announced that the museum will be given a permanent home as part of a new mixed development at 65 Crutched Friars, close to Fenchurch Street. The museum space will cover three floors and feature a cafe and shop.

Sophie Henderson, CEO of the Migration Museum, said: "There is no more fitting location for the Migration Museum than in the heart of the City of London, Britain's gateway to the world for thousands of years.

"The Migration Museum will be an inspiring venue for diverse audiences from across the City, London and beyond to come together to explore, discuss and reflect on key questions around migration, identity and belonging; a go-to destination for schools, a resonant setting for training and skills-building and a relevant, welcoming space for a host of activities for the many communities we serve."

The museum is currently in Lewisham Shopping Centre, where it's been since 2020. Image: LondonistCity of London Corporation Planning Applications Sub-Committee Chairman Shravan Joshi added that the development would bring new life to the eastern part of the City, and help bolster the 'Destination City' vision of making the Square Mile a seven-day-a-week visitor destination.

It's isn't yet clear when the new museum will open — but a spokesperson says they'll be in Lewisham till at l;east 2025/6. In the meantime, it's expected that work to demolish the current 1980s office block at Crutched Friars, and begin work on the replacement 21-storey build, will commence later in 2023.

The Migration Museum — brainchild of former immigration minister, Barbara Roche — has brought enlightening and thought-provoking displays to the fore; one exhibition in 2017 told the personal stories of immigrants through the ages, and featured genuine — but non-functioning — life jackets worn by contemporary migrants in their bid to flee to safer parts of the world.

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The Migration Museum is moving to a more central, and permanent, location in the City.London's Migration Museum is getting a new permanent home, in the City of London.

Beginning life in 2013 as a series of pop-up events and exhibitions, the Migration Museum has been housed in Lewisham Shopping Centre since 2020, with a remit to 'explore how the movement of people to and from Britain across the ages has shaped who we are — as individuals, as communities, and as a nation.'

Now, the City of London Corporation has announced that the museum will be given a permanent home as part of a new mixed development at 65 Crutched Friars, close to Fenchurch Street. The museum space will cover three floors and feature a cafe and shop.

Sophie Henderson, CEO of the Migration Museum, said: "There is no more fitting location for the Migration Museum than in the heart of the City of London, Britain's gateway to the world for thousands of years.

"The Migration Museum will be an inspiring venue for diverse audiences from across the City, London and beyond to come together to explore, discuss and reflect on key questions around migration, identity and belonging; a go-to destination for schools, a resonant setting for training and skills-building and a relevant, welcoming space for a host of activities for the many communities we serve."

The museum is currently in Lewisham Shopping Centre, where it's been since 2020. Image: LondonistCity of London Corporation Planning Applications Sub-Committee Chairman Shravan Joshi added that the development would bring new life to the eastern part of the City, and help bolster the 'Destination City' vision of making the Square Mile a seven-day-a-week visitor destination.

It's isn't yet clear when the new museum will open — but a spokesperson says they'll be in Lewisham till at l;east 2025/6. In the meantime, it's expected that work to demolish the current 1980s office block at Crutched Friars, and begin work on the replacement 21-storey build, will commence later in 2023.

The Migration Museum — brainchild of former immigration minister, Barbara Roche — has brought enlightening and thought-provoking displays to the fore; one exhibition in 2017 told the personal stories of immigrants through the ages, and featured genuine — but non-functioning — life jackets worn by contemporary migrants in their bid to flee to safer parts of the world.

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The roundabout stopped being a roundabout in 2019. Image: TfLIn May 2019, Old Street Roundabout technically stopped being a roundabout, as turning right from Old Street west into City Road south became a thing of the past.

This was the beginning of a transformation of the redoutable — and downright lethal — east London megajunction, with promises of segregated cycle lanes with dedicated traffic signals for cyclists, new pedestrian crossings, fresh station entrances and lifts, and reinvigorated retail outlets (though the old vendors down in St Agnes Well certainly had their charm.)

All that was touted to be a reality by the end of 2020, but over two years after that deadline, TfL has just given a revised completion date of early 2024.

A diagram of the changes being made. Click to enlargeIt's not entirely unsurprising: put Covid and TfL's financial woes to one side, and there have still been other complications to the revamp; in particular, existing mechanical and electrical systems fitted when the current gyratory complex was built in the 1960s are being blamed. Says TfL: "Equipment to connect them to the new entrances and retail concourse is no longer available from suppliers and needed to be designed and replaced completely to conform to current regulations and standards. "

So far, £112 million has been spent on the uncompleted project. Some boons will arrive sooner than others; all the changes to the roads themselves — including those much-needed cycle lanes — are now due to be completed in summer 2023. We know people who'll say that's already inexcusably late.

And if you're a regular user of the station and its not-exactly-sylvan subways, you're going to have to excuse the mess a little while longer.

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Image: Magnus D via creative commonsWWF's Earth Hour returns to London — and the whole planet — this March, plunging us temporarily into darkness.

You probably know the Earth Hour drill by now — it's been running since 2007 after all. Switch your lights off for an hour on a Saturday evening to show your dedication to caring for the planet.

Landmarks including the BT Tower, Harrods, the Royal Naval College, Tower Bridge, Southwark Cathedral, Mansion House, Barbican, the Gherkin, St Paul's and the Royal Opera House have taken part in previous years, making for an unusual view of the London skyline. Only non-essential lights are switched off, and street lights remain on for safety reasons. Check back on the Earth Hour website or with individual venues to find out what's going dark this year.

10 Downing Street during Earth Hour 2021. Image: U.K. Prime Minister under an Open Government LicenceThe WWF is encouraging people to go one step further for Earth Hour 2023, and give 60 minutes of their time to doing something positive for the planet. Planting a tree, going litter picking, or cooking a sustainable meal during Earth Hour are among the suggestions.

The obvious flaw in that plan is that many of these things aren't easily done in the dark — well, not without a spade to the foot or a couple of nasty burns. We're promised more information on the Give an Hour for Earth section of the website closer to the time, which should be... enlightening.

Earth Hour 2023 takes place on Saturday 25 March at 8.30pm. And, because we like to be helpful, here's a reminder that the clocks go forward shortly afterwards, at 1am on Sunday 26 March.

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Ever wish you were a bird — or Jason Hawkes — so you could soar high above London? Well, the next best thing is surveying the topography via Google Maps. Question is: how much of London do you recognise from up here?

  1. Easy peasy...Image © Google2. Slightly trickier, still pretty easyImage © Google3. And you'll ace this one...Image © Google4. Clue: it's not a swimming poolImage © Google5. Clue: it is a swimming pool... BUT WHICH ONE?Image © Google6. It's very famous... just not from this angleImage © Google7. We're not in Kansas central London anymore...Image © Google8. Whoever designed those gardens was expecting an aerial photographer...Image © Google9. There are 17 clues in this one...Image © Google10. Zero points for saying "bridge"Image © Google11. There's a good chance you've eaten here before...Image © GoogleAnswers1. London Eye
  2. Tower of London
  3. All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club (we'll accept Wimbledon)
  4. British Museum
  5. Tooting Bec Lido
  6. Harrods
  7. No. 1 Croydon (we'll also accept NLA Tower, 50p Building, the Weddingcake, the Threepenny bit or the Bandersnatch Building).
  8. BAPS Shri Swaminarayan Mandir/Neasden Temple
  9. Stockwell Bus Garage
  10. Hammersmith Bridge
  11. Spitalfields Market

How did you do?1 or less: never took off
2-3: fall from grace
4-6: you may believe you can fly, but no one else does
7-8: eagle-eyed
9-10: high flyer
11: you are clearly an actual bird

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Sadiq Khan's £130 million scheme will help struggling families with the cost of living. Image: iStock/SDI ProductionsSchools dinners will be free for all London primary school pupils next academic year.

Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced a £130 million scheme that will help struggling families with the cost of living. Funded by surplus business rate income, the initiative will run throughout the 2023/2024 academic year and pick up the tab for every primary pupil in a London school.

The announcement expands upon previous meal-funding decisions by Islington, Newham, Southwark, Tower Hamlets and Westminster councils, now making funding city-wide.

Kids already receive a free lunchtime meal if they are in Reception, Year 1 or Year 2. From Year 3, families must pay for their children's meals, although there are exemptions for some families on universal credit. The new funding from City Hall will cover the entire primary school setting, and benefit around 270,000 pupils. No help is given to families paying for secondary school pupils.

The news will come as a relief to many families, who are struggling to make ends meet amid the cost-of-living crisis. The scheme will save an average of £440 per child over the year.

The Mayor giveth, but he also taketh away. The funding comes at a time of raised council tax, ULEZ charges and train fares all set or influenced by City Hall, as well as wider cost-of-living issues.

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Sadiq Khan's £130 million scheme will help struggling families with the cost of living. Image: iStock/SDI ProductionsSchools dinners will be free for all London primary school pupils next academic year.

Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced a £130 million scheme that will help struggling families with the cost of living. Funded by surplus business rate income, the initiative will run throughout the 2023/2024 academic year and pick up the tab for every primary pupil in a London school.

The announcement expands upon previous meal-funding decisions by Islington, Newham, Southwark, Tower Hamlets and Westminster councils, now making funding city-wide.

Kids already receive a free lunchtime meal if they are in Reception, Year 1 or Year 2. From Year 3, families must pay for their children's meals, although there are exemptions for some families on universal credit. The new funding from City Hall will cover the entire primary school setting, and benefit around 270,000 pupils. No help is given to families paying for secondary school pupils.

The news will come as a relief to many families, who are struggling to make ends meet amid the cost-of-living crisis. The scheme will save an average of £440 per child over the year.

The Mayor giveth, but he also taketh away. The funding comes at a time of raised council tax, ULEZ charges and train fares all set or influenced by City Hall, as well as wider cost-of-living issues.

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Stella McCartney is one of the artists featured in a free Vogue X Snapchat pop-up.1. Explore Hogarth's London - from home Unfortunately, tickets to attend Guildhall Library's talk about the great satirist Hogarth in person have sold out, but you can still book yourself a free place to watch online. Hear from historian and qualified guide Guy Rowston about the real-life London locations featured in the paintings and engravings of Hogarth. Spanning the City and the West End, they offer an insight into the noisy (and noisome) life of the 18th century metropolis.

Free, 21 February.

  1. Celebrate Pancake Day on the cheapGet a free pancake at Leadenhall Market.21 February is Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, and although London's frying pan overflows with restaurants serving top-notch pancakes year-round, they aren't always a budget-friendly option.

Enter London's Pancake Day events, including several pancake races, which are free to watch. Of particular note is the Leadenhall Market pancake race, where the first 100 spectators can bag themselves a free pancake courtesy of the market's Lamb Tavern.

21 February.

  1. Check out Janette Beckman's photos of youth subculturesSade, New York City 1983 © Janette BeckmanAcclaimed documentary photographer Janette Beckman displays a selection of her own photos, at the Pilgrm hotel in Paddington. Among the subculture heroes she's snapped over the years are Sade, Run DMC, Slick Rick, Salt-n-Pepa, Grand Master Flash and LL Cool J. Beckman opens the exhibition personally on 21 February, where she's also introducing her latest book Rebels: From Punk to Dior.

Free, 21 February-late May

  1. Study letters from the HolocaustImage: Wiener Holocaust LibraryIf you've not yet been to Bloomsbury's Wiener Holocaust Library, its latest exhibition, Holocaust Letters provides yet another reason to do so. Delving into its own archives — as well as private collections — the library pores over letters written by persecutees at the time, showing what they knew about the horrendous events unfolding around them, and how they cleverly swapped information in defiance of censors.

Free, 22 February-late 16 June

  1. Learn some Stonehenge history Gresham College hosts archaeologist and writer Mike Pitts for a free talk about the history of Stonehenge. The mystery of how the stone circle came to be has always been considered through our view of the past as times of empire and war, but this talk uses new archaeology and science to present a more positive and inclusive story. The talk takes place at Barnard's Inn Hall in Holborn, but you can watch in person or online.

Free, 23 February.

  1. Find out what's happening in Ukraine, one year on As the anniversary of the Russian invasion of Ukraine nears, Chelsea's National Army Museum brings together a panel of experts to discuss the ongoing conflict. Get their views on how and why the conflict started, the events of the past year, and potential implications for other countries — including Britain — in the coming years.

The panel includes former Kyiv correspondent Anna Reid; Chair of War Studies at the University of Warwick, Anthony King; Maria Shagina, a Senior Research Fellow for Economic Sanctions, Standards and Strategy at the International Institute for Strategic Studies; and Daniel Cowling, a Historian at the National Army Museum. You can watch in person at the museum, or online.

£5, 23 February.

  1. Stay late at Dulwich Picture GalleryHave yourself a cultural Friday night. Image: Dulwich Picture GalleryAs Dulwich Picture Gallery's M.K. Čiurlionis: Between Worlds exhibition comes to a close in a couple of weeks, the gallery hosts a special late opening to celebrate the artist's Lithuanian heritage. Spend a civilised evening enjoying interactive art performances, DJ sets, creative workshops, a pop-up bar and more.

Note that if you want to visit the exhibition itself, you'll need a separate paid ticket.

Free, 24 February.

  1. Visit Lauderdale House's Heritage Weekend Highgate's Lauderdale House throws open its doors for a free Heritage Weekend, celebrating the history of the house itself and the local area. Visit on Saturday for a Heritage Fair which brings community groups together to share local stories, and history talks. Sunday is family day, with free activities including craft sessions, storytelling, a trail to follow and more.

Free, 25-26 February.

  1. Make a final visit to Wembley Park Art TrailWe're in the final few days to see the Winter's Wander additions to the Wembley Park Art Trail. Seven commissioned pieces including digital art, lighting installations and cartoon-like illustrations can be seen for free at sites such as Olympic Way, the Spanish Steps and Arena Square.

Free, until 28 February.

  1. Strike a pose at the Vogue X Snapchat pop-upSocial media platform Snapchat and fashion magazine Vogue have teamed up for new immersive AR exhibition Vogue x Snapchat: Redefining the Body.

Curated by Vogue Editor-in-Chief Edward Enninful OBE, it consists of several rooms, each showcasing the work of a renowned designer, including Dior, Richard Quinn, Stella McCartney and Versace. The AR aspect of the experience includes a chance to virtually try on certain designs.

It's free to visit (though you'll need to book), located at 84-86 Regent Street.

Free, until 5 March.

  1. Get a £3 ticket to London ZooSome people can get tickets to London Zoo for £3. Image: Richard Cook via UnsplashFor a limited time, London Zoo is offering admission tickets for just £3, available to anyone receiving Universal Credit, Pension Credit, Working Tax Credit, Child Tax Credit, Employment and Support Allowance, Income Support or Jobseeker's Allowance.

You'll need to book your reduced price tickets in advance, as they have, predictably, been in high demand, particularly over half term last week. You'll also need to show proof of eligibility when you arrive at the zoo.

The Community Access Scheme currently runs until the end of March. Other reduced price tickets are available to people with disabilities or additional needs, refugees, and those over 60 who are at risk of social isolation. Full details on the London Zoo website.

£3, until end of March.


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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Stella McCartney is one of the artists featured in a free Vogue X Snapchat pop-up.1. Explore Hogarth's London - from home Unfortunately, tickets to attend Guildhall Library's talk about the great satirist Hogarth in person have sold out, but you can still book yourself a free place to watch online. Hear from historian and qualified guide Guy Rowston about the real-life London locations featured in the paintings and engravings of Hogarth. Spanning the City and the West End, they offer an insight into the noisy (and noisome) life of the 18th century metropolis.

Free, 21 February.

  1. Celebrate Pancake Day on the cheapGet a free pancake at Leadenhall Market.21 February is Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, and although London's frying pan overflows with restaurants serving top-notch pancakes year-round, they aren't always a budget-friendly option.

Enter London's Pancake Day events, including several pancake races, which are free to watch. Of particular note is the Leadenhall Market pancake race, where the first 100 spectators can bag themselves a free pancake courtesy of the market's Lamb Tavern.

21 February.

  1. Check out Janette Beckman's photos of youth subculturesSade, New York City 1983 © Janette BeckmanAcclaimed documentary photographer Janette Beckman displays a selection of her own photos, at the Pilgrm hotel in Paddington. Among the subculture heroes she's snapped over the years are Sade, Run DMC, Slick Rick, Salt-n-Pepa, Grand Master Flash and LL Cool J. Beckman opens the exhibition personally on 21 February, where she's also introducing her latest book Rebels: From Punk to Dior.

Free, 21 February-late May

  1. Study letters from the HolocaustImage: Wiener Holocaust LibraryIf you've not yet been to Bloomsbury's Wiener Holocaust Library, its latest exhibition, Holocaust Letters provides yet another reason to do so. Delving into its own archives — as well as private collections — the library pores over letters written by persecutees at the time, showing what they knew about the horrendous events unfolding around them, and how they cleverly swapped information in defiance of censors.

Free, 22 February-late 16 June

  1. Learn some Stonehenge history Gresham College hosts archaeologist and writer Mike Pitts for a free talk about the history of Stonehenge. The mystery of how the stone circle came to be has always been considered through our view of the past as times of empire and war, but this talk uses new archaeology and science to present a more positive and inclusive story. The talk takes place at Barnard's Inn Hall in Holborn, but you can watch in person or online.

Free, 23 February.

  1. Find out what's happening in Ukraine, one year on As the anniversary of the Russian invasion of Ukraine nears, Chelsea's National Army Museum brings together a panel of experts to discuss the ongoing conflict. Get their views on how and why the conflict started, the events of the past year, and potential implications for other countries — including Britain — in the coming years.

The panel includes former Kyiv correspondent Anna Reid; Chair of War Studies at the University of Warwick, Anthony King; Maria Shagina, a Senior Research Fellow for Economic Sanctions, Standards and Strategy at the International Institute for Strategic Studies; and Daniel Cowling, a Historian at the National Army Museum. You can watch in person at the museum, or online.

£5, 23 February.

  1. Stay late at Dulwich Picture GalleryHave yourself a cultural Friday night. Image: Dulwich Picture GalleryAs Dulwich Picture Gallery's M.K. Čiurlionis: Between Worlds exhibition comes to a close in a couple of weeks, the gallery hosts a special late opening to celebrate the artist's Lithuanian heritage. Spend a civilised evening enjoying interactive art performances, DJ sets, creative workshops, a pop-up bar and more.

Note that if you want to visit the exhibition itself, you'll need a separate paid ticket.

Free, 24 February.

  1. Visit Lauderdale House's Heritage Weekend Highgate's Lauderdale House throws open its doors for a free Heritage Weekend, celebrating the history of the house itself and the local area. Visit on Saturday for a Heritage Fair which brings community groups together to share local stories, and history talks. Sunday is family day, with free activities including craft sessions, storytelling, a trail to follow and more.

Free, 25-26 February.

  1. Make a final visit to Wembley Park Art TrailWe're in the final few days to see the Winter's Wander additions to the Wembley Park Art Trail. Seven commissioned pieces including digital art, lighting installations and cartoon-like illustrations can be seen for free at sites such as Olympic Way, the Spanish Steps and Arena Square.

Free, until 28 February.

  1. Strike a pose at the Vogue X Snapchat pop-upSocial media platform Snapchat and fashion magazine Vogue have teamed up for new immersive AR exhibition Vogue x Snapchat: Redefining the Body.

Curated by Vogue Editor-in-Chief Edward Enninful OBE, it consists of several rooms, each showcasing the work of a renowned designer, including Dior, Richard Quinn, Stella McCartney and Versace. The AR aspect of the experience includes a chance to virtually try on certain designs.

It's free to visit (though you'll need to book), located at 84-86 Regent Street.

Free, until 5 March.

  1. Get a £3 ticket to London ZooSome people can get tickets to London Zoo for £3. Image: Richard Cook via UnsplashFor a limited time, London Zoo is offering admission tickets for just £3, available to anyone receiving Universal Credit, Pension Credit, Working Tax Credit, Child Tax Credit, Employment and Support Allowance, Income Support or Jobseeker's Allowance.

You'll need to book your reduced price tickets in advance, as they have, predictably, been in high demand, particularly over half term last week. You'll also need to show proof of eligibility when you arrive at the zoo.

The Community Access Scheme currently runs until the end of March. Other reduced price tickets are available to people with disabilities or additional needs, refugees, and those over 60 who are at risk of social isolation. Full details on the London Zoo website.

£3, until end of March.


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All weekendIt's the East London Vintage Furniture Flea on SundayCLASSIC CARS: If you know your Porsche 901s from your Porsche 911s, you'll appreciate the London Classic Car Show, purring into Olympia Friday-Sunday this week. Ogle swish motors, and speak to dealers, manufacturers, restorers and car clubs. 24-26 February

ART TRAIL: You're running out of time to see the Winter Warmers additions to the Wembley Park Art Trail. The seven temporary installations include digital pieces and light installations, and can be seen across Olympic Way, the Spanish Steps and Arena Square. *FREE, until 28 February*

BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: Though the nights are gradually getting lighter (hurrah!), light festival season carries on in the form of Battersea Power Station Light Festival, a free trail of eight installations, in and around the newly reopened Power Station. *Free, until 5 March*

Celebrate Cameroonian orchids at Kew ©RBG KewORCHIDS: Over at Kew Gardens, Orchids is in full bloom. The annual flower festival brings colourful displays to the Princess of Wales Conservatory, and this year the focus is on the flora of Cameroon. Look out for giraffes, gorillas, hippos and lions sculpted from flowers too. While you're at Kew, check out this trippy, psychedelic installation — both exhibitions are included in general Kew Gardens admission. Until 5 March

VAULT FESTIVAL: We've just heard that 2023 will be the last time VAULT is hosted in the enchanting Waterloo Vaults — but right now, there is still time to catch comedy, drag, burlesque, drama and more. Until 19 March

EXTINCTION BECKONS: British artist Mike Nelson opens a new exhibition, Extinction Beckons, featuring immersive installations made from materials scavenged from salvage yards, junk shops, auctions and flea markets. They all focus on cultures and ways of living which have been lost as a result of an increasingly globalised world — see them at Hayward Gallery. *22 February-7 May*

KING'S STAMP: Fancy a sneak preview of the new Charles III stamps before they're officially released this April? The Postal Museum's current exhibition, The King's Stamp, gives you that chance, while exploring 180 years of stamps with monarchs on them. Until 3 September

SIX NATIONS: After a week's hiatus, the Six Nations competition picks up again this weekend, with Italy V Ireland and Wales V England on Saturday, and France V Scotland on Sunday. Whoever you're supporting, take a look at our guide to where to watch Six Nations in London.

BAKE OFF MUSICAL: It's been a long time in the oven, but The Great British Bake Off Musical is finally ready for sampling. It opens at the Noel Coward Theatre on Saturday, telling the story of six fictional contestants at they go head-to-head in the famous marquee. From 25 February

See objects from Freud's study. © Freud Museum LondonHERITAGE WEEKEND: Highgate's Lauderdale House hosts its annual Heritage Weekend, celebrating the history of the local area and the building itself.Swing by on Saturday for talks and a chance to meet local history group, or take the kids along on Sunday for a family day, with crafts and storytelling. FREE, 25-26 February

FREUD'S ANTIQUITY: Hampstead's Freud Museum opens a new exhibition which takes 25 objects from the densely packed collection in Freud's study, and showcases what they tell us about Freud and his thoughts. Objects, ornaments, pictures and books all feature in Freud's Antiquity: Object, Idea, Desire. 25 February-16 July

JEWISH BOOK WEEK: Canine psychology, lost freedoms, and the future of Ukraine are among the topics covered in the 80+ events which make up Jewish Book Week, a celebration of Jewish authors and illustrators which starts on Saturday. It takes place at Kings Place, with 16 of the events also streamed online. 25 February-5 March

Saturday 25 FebruaryIce Rink Canary Wharf is still open... but not for long.CANARY WHARF ICE RINK: You may be surprised to learn that one of London's seasonal ice rinks is still going, but today is your final chance to visit Ice Rink Canary Wharf before it packs away. It has a roof, so no need to worry about rain! 9.30am-10.15pm

BRITAIN'S GREATEST MONARCH: Who was Britain's greatest monarch? That's up for debate at Southwark Cathedral today, as several historians each give a 15-minute talk on the King or Queen they believe deserves the crown. At the end, the audience votes on a winner. King Henry VIII, Queen Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth II are all contenders. 10am-4pm

DAY OF CATS: Southwark Cathedral also hosts a 'day of cats', with various speakers giving short talks on feline topics. They include cat expert Dr Jo Lewis helping you to understand what your cat is thinking, and Tate editor Emilia Will giving an overview of cat highlights from the Tate Collection of Art. 10.30am-5pm

CATO STREET WALK: The so-called Cato Street Conspiracy was an 1820 plot to overthrow the government, which ended with the public executions of five men. Explore this infamous chapter in London's history with a guided walk through Marylebone from Westminster Guides Rosemary Barnes and Pernille Ahlström. 11am and 2.30pm

PUBLIC ART: Join lecturer and artist Steve Smith for a walking tour of public art in the City of London. Across two hours, visit and learn about memorials, modernist sculptures and other artworks which have transformed public spaces. 11am-1pm

Get the lowdown on afternoon teaAFTERNOON TEA TALK: Tuck into afternoon tea at 116 Pall Mall, followed by a talk about the social history of afternoon tea. Writer and lecturer Gillian Warnes Perry covers the customs and etiquette of afternoon tea, and its rise in popularity. There's also a chance to tour the venue afterwards. 2pm

BLACK HOLES: Hear from physicist Ziri Younsi, who managed to capture the first ever photo of a black hole, back in 2017. Hear how he went about capturing the image, which had previously been thought impossible, in a talk at the Royal Institution. 2pm-3.15pm

SECRET CONCERT: We're not sure what's secret about tonight's Secret Concert at Shoreditch Treehouse, but never mind. Head to the fairy light decked loft space and treat yourself to sushi or gyoza from Apothecary East as resident pianist Sam Pena gets things started, followed by performances by other professional musicians. It's BYOB. 7pm-9.30pm

SE11 SESSIONS: From Treehouse to Teahouse, head to Vauxhall for the SE11 Sessions, a monthly live music night featuring jazz, soul and funk. A guest singer leads the house band, followed by an open jam session.8.30pm

Sunday 26 FebruaryPimp up your pad at the East London Vintage Furniture Flea.ANTIQUES FAIR: 120 exhibitors rock up in Westminster from across the UK, for the Adams Antique Fair, selling a range of collectible and second hand treasures including jewellery and silverware. 10am-4.30pm

VINTAGE FURNITURE FLEA: The Art Pavilion in Mile End Park is the place to head for the East London Vintage Furniture Flea, specialising in mid-century homewares from the 1950s onwards. Browse and buy tables, chairs, textiles, figurines, lampshades, mirrors and more. 10.30am-4pm

BEAR FESTIVAL: If you go down to the woods Kensington Town Hall today, you're in for a big surprise. Hugglets Winter BearFest is a celebration of all things teddy bear, with 5,000 cuddly ursines for sale across 80 stalls, with prices ranging from a few quid to more than £1,000. Clothing and other bear accessories are available too. 11.30am-4pm

FEAST AND PODCASTING: Head to the greenhouse in Myatts Fields Park for a free feast and podcasting session. Tuck into a vegetarian Caribbean-influenced meal, as you discuss stories of the local area with other people from the community. Then, record your thoughts with help from oral historians On The Record, to be edited into a podcast for the Myatts Fields Project. Booking essential, and the event takes place indoors, so you'll be warm and dry whatever the weather. FREE, 12.30pm-4pm (sponsor)

BLIND BOOK DATE: A, ahem, novel idea for a book swap: SoLo Craft Fair Shop in Elephant & Castle invites you to choose a (free) wrapped book, take it home with you, and see how things turn out. Blind Date with a Book also encourages you to bring along a book of your own book that you no longer want, for someone else to try (although that's not mandatory). FREE, 2pm-4pm

Pick up a new read at SoLo Craft Fair Shop GREAT NOVELS: Sticking with the bookish theme, over at Conway Hall, Josh Cohen — Professor of Modern Literary Theory at Goldsmiths — delves into some of the great novels, exploring how these seminal texts can change a reader's life. 3pm

PAINTING AND PROSECCO: Try your hand at recreating Gustav Klimt's Tree of Life painting, at a Painting & Prosecco event at London Art Bar in Holborn. All materials are supplied, and guidance from an artist is included, as is a glass of prosecco to get your creative juices flowing. 3pm-5.30pm

CHARITY COMEDY: Ed Gamble hosts Channing Chuckles, a charity comedy night at Alexandra Palace, raising money for local charities LMK (Let Me Know), Little Village and St James Pre-School Muswell Hill. Russell Howard, Paul Chowdhry, Bella Hull, Vittorio Angelone, Annie McGrath, and Mark Maier are all scheduled to appear. Doors 7pm

Mythos: Ragnarok is on for one night only. Image: Alistair Veryard PhotographyWRESTLING NORSE EPIC: Odin and Loki struggle to overcome primeval giants in Mythos: Ragnarok, a dark comic adaption of Norse mythology, laced with professional wrestling. It's on at the Cockpit for one night only. 7.30pm

JAMES BOND WOMEN: Deborah Lipp, author of The Ultimate James Bond Fan Book, gives an online talk about how women are portrayed in the novels of James Bond writer Ian Fleming, and how that portrayal changed in the films. 8pm-9pm

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All weekendIt's the East London Vintage Furniture Flea on SundayCLASSIC CARS: If you know your Porsche 901s from your Porsche 911s, you'll appreciate the London Classic Car Show, purring into Olympia Friday-Sunday this week. Ogle swish motors, and speak to dealers, manufacturers, restorers and car clubs. 24-26 February

ART TRAIL: You're running out of time to see the Winter Warmers additions to the Wembley Park Art Trail. The seven temporary installations include digital pieces and light installations, and can be seen across Olympic Way, the Spanish Steps and Arena Square. *FREE, until 28 February*

BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: Though the nights are gradually getting lighter (hurrah!), light festival season carries on in the form of Battersea Power Station Light Festival, a free trail of eight installations, in and around the newly reopened Power Station. *Free, until 5 March*

Celebrate Cameroonian orchids at Kew ©RBG KewORCHIDS: Over at Kew Gardens, Orchids is in full bloom. The annual flower festival brings colourful displays to the Princess of Wales Conservatory, and this year the focus is on the flora of Cameroon. Look out for giraffes, gorillas, hippos and lions sculpted from flowers too. While you're at Kew, check out this trippy, psychedelic installation — both exhibitions are included in general Kew Gardens admission. Until 5 March

VAULT FESTIVAL: We've just heard that 2023 will be the last time VAULT is hosted in the enchanting Waterloo Vaults — but right now, there is still time to catch comedy, drag, burlesque, drama and more. Until 19 March

EXTINCTION BECKONS: British artist Mike Nelson opens a new exhibition, Extinction Beckons, featuring immersive installations made from materials scavenged from salvage yards, junk shops, auctions and flea markets. They all focus on cultures and ways of living which have been lost as a result of an increasingly globalised world — see them at Hayward Gallery. *22 February-7 May*

KING'S STAMP: Fancy a sneak preview of the new Charles III stamps before they're officially released this April? The Postal Museum's current exhibition, The King's Stamp, gives you that chance, while exploring 180 years of stamps with monarchs on them. Until 3 September

SIX NATIONS: After a week's hiatus, the Six Nations competition picks up again this weekend, with Italy V Ireland and Wales V England on Saturday, and France V Scotland on Sunday. Whoever you're supporting, take a look at our guide to where to watch Six Nations in London.

BAKE OFF MUSICAL: It's been a long time in the oven, but The Great British Bake Off Musical is finally ready for sampling. It opens at the Noel Coward Theatre on Saturday, telling the story of six fictional contestants at they go head-to-head in the famous marquee. From 25 February

See objects from Freud's study. © Freud Museum LondonHERITAGE WEEKEND: Highgate's Lauderdale House hosts its annual Heritage Weekend, celebrating the history of the local area and the building itself.Swing by on Saturday for talks and a chance to meet local history group, or take the kids along on Sunday for a family day, with crafts and storytelling. FREE, 25-26 February

FREUD'S ANTIQUITY: Hampstead's Freud Museum opens a new exhibition which takes 25 objects from the densely packed collection in Freud's study, and showcases what they tell us about Freud and his thoughts. Objects, ornaments, pictures and books all feature in Freud's Antiquity: Object, Idea, Desire. 25 February-16 July

JEWISH BOOK WEEK: Canine psychology, lost freedoms, and the future of Ukraine are among the topics covered in the 80+ events which make up Jewish Book Week, a celebration of Jewish authors and illustrators which starts on Saturday. It takes place at Kings Place, with 16 of the events also streamed online. 25 February-5 March

Saturday 25 FebruaryIce Rink Canary Wharf is still open... but not for long.CANARY WHARF ICE RINK: You may be surprised to learn that one of London's seasonal ice rinks is still going, but today is your final chance to visit Ice Rink Canary Wharf before it packs away. It has a roof, so no need to worry about rain! 9.30am-10.15pm

BRITAIN'S GREATEST MONARCH: Who was Britain's greatest monarch? That's up for debate at Southwark Cathedral today, as several historians each give a 15-minute talk on the King or Queen they believe deserves the crown. At the end, the audience votes on a winner. King Henry VIII, Queen Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth II are all contenders. 10am-4pm

DAY OF CATS: Southwark Cathedral also hosts a 'day of cats', with various speakers giving short talks on feline topics. They include cat expert Dr Jo Lewis helping you to understand what your cat is thinking, and Tate editor Emilia Will giving an overview of cat highlights from the Tate Collection of Art. 10.30am-5pm

CATO STREET WALK: The so-called Cato Street Conspiracy was an 1820 plot to overthrow the government, which ended with the public executions of five men. Explore this infamous chapter in London's history with a guided walk through Marylebone from Westminster Guides Rosemary Barnes and Pernille Ahlström. 11am and 2.30pm

PUBLIC ART: Join lecturer and artist Steve Smith for a walking tour of public art in the City of London. Across two hours, visit and learn about memorials, modernist sculptures and other artworks which have transformed public spaces. 11am-1pm

Get the lowdown on afternoon teaAFTERNOON TEA TALK: Tuck into afternoon tea at 116 Pall Mall, followed by a talk about the social history of afternoon tea. Writer and lecturer Gillian Warnes Perry covers the customs and etiquette of afternoon tea, and its rise in popularity. There's also a chance to tour the venue afterwards. 2pm

BLACK HOLES: Hear from physicist Ziri Younsi, who managed to capture the first ever photo of a black hole, back in 2017. Hear how he went about capturing the image, which had previously been thought impossible, in a talk at the Royal Institution. 2pm-3.15pm

SECRET CONCERT: We're not sure what's secret about tonight's Secret Concert at Shoreditch Treehouse, but never mind. Head to the fairy light decked loft space and treat yourself to sushi or gyoza from Apothecary East as resident pianist Sam Pena gets things started, followed by performances by other professional musicians. It's BYOB. 7pm-9.30pm

SE11 SESSIONS: From Treehouse to Teahouse, head to Vauxhall for the SE11 Sessions, a monthly live music night featuring jazz, soul and funk. A guest singer leads the house band, followed by an open jam session.8.30pm

Sunday 26 FebruaryPimp up your pad at the East London Vintage Furniture Flea.ANTIQUES FAIR: 120 exhibitors rock up in Westminster from across the UK, for the Adams Antique Fair, selling a range of collectible and second hand treasures including jewellery and silverware. 10am-4.30pm

VINTAGE FURNITURE FLEA: The Art Pavilion in Mile End Park is the place to head for the East London Vintage Furniture Flea, specialising in mid-century homewares from the 1950s onwards. Browse and buy tables, chairs, textiles, figurines, lampshades, mirrors and more. 10.30am-4pm

BEAR FESTIVAL: If you go down to the woods Kensington Town Hall today, you're in for a big surprise. Hugglets Winter BearFest is a celebration of all things teddy bear, with 5,000 cuddly ursines for sale across 80 stalls, with prices ranging from a few quid to more than £1,000. Clothing and other bear accessories are available too. 11.30am-4pm

FEAST AND PODCASTING: Head to the greenhouse in Myatts Fields Park for a free feast and podcasting session. Tuck into a vegetarian Caribbean-influenced meal, as you discuss stories of the local area with other people from the community. Then, record your thoughts with help from oral historians On The Record, to be edited into a podcast for the Myatts Fields Project. Booking essential, and the event takes place indoors, so you'll be warm and dry whatever the weather. FREE, 12.30pm-4pm (sponsor)

BLIND BOOK DATE: A, ahem, novel idea for a book swap: SoLo Craft Fair Shop in Elephant & Castle invites you to choose a (free) wrapped book, take it home with you, and see how things turn out. Blind Date with a Book also encourages you to bring along a book of your own book that you no longer want, for someone else to try (although that's not mandatory). FREE, 2pm-4pm

Pick up a new read at SoLo Craft Fair Shop GREAT NOVELS: Sticking with the bookish theme, over at Conway Hall, Josh Cohen — Professor of Modern Literary Theory at Goldsmiths — delves into some of the great novels, exploring how these seminal texts can change a reader's life. 3pm

PAINTING AND PROSECCO: Try your hand at recreating Gustav Klimt's Tree of Life painting, at a Painting & Prosecco event at London Art Bar in Holborn. All materials are supplied, and guidance from an artist is included, as is a glass of prosecco to get your creative juices flowing. 3pm-5.30pm

CHARITY COMEDY: Ed Gamble hosts Channing Chuckles, a charity comedy night at Alexandra Palace, raising money for local charities LMK (Let Me Know), Little Village and St James Pre-School Muswell Hill. Russell Howard, Paul Chowdhry, Bella Hull, Vittorio Angelone, Annie McGrath, and Mark Maier are all scheduled to appear. Doors 7pm

Mythos: Ragnarok is on for one night only. Image: Alistair Veryard PhotographyWRESTLING NORSE EPIC: Odin and Loki struggle to overcome primeval giants in Mythos: Ragnarok, a dark comic adaption of Norse mythology, laced with professional wrestling. It's on at the Cockpit for one night only. 7.30pm

JAMES BOND WOMEN: Deborah Lipp, author of The Ultimate James Bond Fan Book, gives an online talk about how women are portrayed in the novels of James Bond writer Ian Fleming, and how that portrayal changed in the films. 8pm-9pm

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We've already brought you London’s lesser-known vegetarian restaurants - but what if you’re dining out for a special occasion, and want somewhere special that caters for both vegetarians and meat eaters?

Hakkasan's truffle caviar and homemade jade tofu with morel bamboo pith and gingko nut.More and more high-end restaurants now offer vegetarian and vegan menus. Yes, many are expensive, but the price is reflected in the high-quality ingredients, culinary skills and top chefs that go into making your meal.

It's worth noting that many restaurants use non-vegetarian cheeses such as parmesan, made with animal rennet, on their vegetarian menus. Some also use gelatine in pastries and desserts, failing to point out that these are unsuitable for non-meat eaters. A surprising number of restaurants hide away their vegetarian and vegan menus only making them available on request — so it's always worth asking.

Modern BritishThe Clove Club, Shoreditch

We've reviewed this widely acclaimed Shoreditch restaurant from a veggie angle. There’s an innovative nine-course Modern British vegetarian menu for £195; plus the option to add wine pairings for an extra £175. Pricey it is, but for the dosh you get to sample what a two-Michelin star restaurant tastes like. Expect amazing seasonal ingredients such as monk's beard, white Alba truffle, morel mushrooms and, in one dish, 100-year-old madeira.

The Clove Club, Shoreditch Town Hall, 380 Old Street, EC1V 9LT

Peas sailing in a boat? No, it's The Clove Club's beautiful pea tart.Pollen Street Social, Mayfair

Jason Atherton's popular Michelin star restaurant serves superb, separate vegetarian and vegan à la carte and tasting menus. The Modern British dishes may include egg yolk raviolo with baked potato velouté and Perigord truffle; and braised broccoli stems with preserved lemon, toasted hazelnuts and seaweed.

Pollen Street Social, 8-10 Pollen Street, W1S 1NQ

Duck and Waffle's English Cherries waffle.Duck and Waffle, City of London

You may not be able to sample the eponymous dish at this 40th floor restaurant atop Heron Tower, but you're far from missing out. It serves a dedicated vegan menu across the board, from all-day favourites to its famous brunch. Try sticky corn ribs for £8, tofu and ginger congee for £14, or dive into a Full Vegan English for £17. Plenty of veggie dishes pepper the main menu, so no member of your party need miss out.

Duck and Waffle, 110 Bishopsgate, EC2N 4AY

The Dysart Petersham, Richmond

We’ve already told you about this marvellous Richmond restaurant. There’s a nine-course vegetarian tasting menu to be taken by the entire table for £110 per person. An alcohol-free drinks pairing is available for £45 (alongside a boozy £60 version) — a nice touch. Expect exquisite ingredients cooked stunningly well.

The Dysart Petersham, 135 Petersham Road, TW10 7AA

The Dysart Petersham's Luberon asparagus, Petersham herbs, ruby grapefruit and black olives.The Ivy, Covent Garden

This long-established celeb haunt, decorated in glittering art deco, is a London legend. As a chain the restaurant has moved slightly towards the mainstream, expanding to high streets all over the country. However, this classy stalwart of the capital retains a decent vegetarian and vegan à la carte menu. On it, you'll find mozzarella and blood orange salad, Thai red curry and a particular indulgence for vegetarians: risotto served with shavings of black truffle.

The Ivy, 1-5 West Street, WC2H 9NQ

Savoy Grill, Strand

This historic British restaurant serves an elegant vegan à la carte, featuring Delica pumpkin risotto with confit shallot for the main. There’s also a separate, slightly lengthier vegetarian menu with a deliciously savoury wild mushroom, truffle and Winterdale cheddar linguine.

Savoy Grill, Savoy Hotel, 100 Strand, WC2R 0EU

Also worth noting...

  • Ritz Restaurant at The Ritz: You can't get, er, ritzier than the Ritz — and its classic Modern British vegetarian and vegan menus put seasonal vegetables and local ingredients centre stage.

The much-photographed Clos Maggiore (see below)Modern EuropeanThe Wolseley, Mayfair

Mayfair's much-loved European-style grand café dedicates a section of its all-day à la carte to vegetarian dishes like aubergine and Mayfield cheese schnitzel, and plum tomato gnocchi. In fact, veggie options appear everywhere from the hors d'oeuvres (Jerusalem artichoke and Swiss chard tart) to the prix fixe (Swiss soufflé).

The Wolseley, 160 Piccadilly, W1J 9EB

Fischer's, Marylebone

Evocative of early 20th century Vienna, this stylish Marylebone café and konditorei also leaves a space for vegetarian dishes on its à la carte menu. You’ll find vegetarian goulash, wild mushroom stroganoff and other beautifully presented classics here.

Fischer's, 50 Marylebone High Street, W1U 5HN

Fischer's avocado, vegetable and superfoods salad. Photo by David Loftus.Clos Maggiore, Covent Garden

Voted the world's most romantic restaurant and Instagrammed to high hell, this Covent Garden venue not only looks gorgeous, but delivers on the flavour front too. There’s a five-course vegetarian tasting menu for £85, with influences from Provence and Tuscany. Dishes rotate regularly, but you may get to tuck into the likes of William pear, stilton and chicory salad, or heirloom pumpkin risotto with chestnut and sage.

Clos Maggiore, 33 King Street, WC2E 8JD

Oliveria Kitchen, Shoreditch

Lesser-known but no less worthy, Oliveira Kitchen is a vegetarian restaurant with a passion for meat-free fare and a knack for exquisitely-crafted dishes. If you like interesting ingredients, you're in the right place. Graviola fruit from the Amazon rainforest, rare Crimson mushroom, battered kaong seeds — the à la carte is a what's what of imaginative comfort food. A nine-course tasting menu costs £85. Look out for seasonal specials, like a winter truffle tasting menu with optional wine pairings.

Oliveira Kitchen, 80 Paul Street, EC2A 4NE

Also worth noting….

  • Sketch: Uber-glamorous, fun arty venue with an elaborately executed vegetarian tasting menu in its Lecture Room and Library restaurant.

Gymkhana's masala peanut and lotus root chaat: a spicy snack elevated to gourmet heights.Modern IndianGymkhana, Mayfair

This handsome Michelin star Indian in St James's offers ever-changing, seasonal multi-course vegetarian tasting menus which sit around the £90 mark. Prepared to be dazzled by dishes such as beetroot chops pao with peanut and sesame chutney, and pickled paneer tikka with fig and corn chaat.

Gymkhana, 42 Abermarle Street, W1S 4JH

Benares, Mayfair

There's rarely a shortage of vegetarian dishes in Indian restaurants — but Sameer Taneja's upscale Indian in Mayfair serves a delicious, multi-course vegetarian tasting menu for £117 that's hard to beat. Treat yourself to enticing dishes like masala-stuffed puri, kale tartlet with mint and tamarind, and broad bean kofta served with cashew nut korma.

Benares, 12A Berkeley Square House, W1J 6BS

Amaya, Knightsbridge

This gorgeous Modern Indian in Knightsbridge has lunch and dinner vegetarian tasting menus. Entirely seasonal, options span chilli panner with date and sesame, and spinach and fig tikki. If you prefer to dine à la carte, the ever-changing menu commits to offering around 15 vegetarian dishes at roughly £16 a pop.

Amaya, Halkin Arcade, Motcomb Street, SW1X 8JT

Trishna's aloo chaat with potatoes, spiced chickpeas, tamarind sauce and sweetened yoghurt.Trishna, Marylebone

We kicked off our former Vegetarian London restaurant review series with a visit to Trishna in 2014 and have enjoyed its vegetarian menu on a number of occasions since. Marylebone's Michelin star Modern Indian offers a great-value Koliwada tasting menu (named after an Indian region and community) for £75. Dishes like paneer tikka with green mango, mint, sweetcorn and pomegranate chaat are as picturesque as they're tasty.

Trishna, 15-17 Blandford Street, Marylebone Village, W1U 3DG

SpanishCambio De Tercio, South Kensington

This respected, well-established and critically acclaimed South Ken restaurant offers a Spanish tapas menu with veggie options — a rarity in the capital. Enjoy dishes such as eight-hour roasted tomatoes in sweet Oloroso sherry, and Spanish omelette with Perigord truffle.

Cambio De Tercio, 163 Old Brompton Road, SW5 0LJ

The giddy heights of SushisambaAsian-Fusion Sushisamba, City of London

Sprawled over the 38th and 39th floors of Heron Tower at Bishopsgate, this glamorous Japanese, Brazilian and Peruvian restaurant offers stunning views from its wrap-around glass windows. There's an exciting vegan à la carte with dishes such as baby spinach and grilled kabocha squash salad with truffle ponzu, heritage carrot shavings, radishes, apples and mango dressing.

Sushisamba, 110 Bishopsgate, EC2N 4AY

Fine DiningPied A Terre, Soho

Soho's acclaimed Michelin star restaurant offers a selection of stunning vegan menus, available for lunch or dinner and ranging from two-course à la carte (£77.50) to a mighty 10-course tasting for £120. It's a pleasure to have so much flexibility. Even more so when you learn dishes like sesame-crusted soybean terrine and beetroot pistachio meringue are on the menu.

Pied A Terre, 34 Charlotte Street, W1T 2NH

Pied A Terre's white asparagus with confit lemon.Le Gavroche, Mayfair

Michel Roux's long-established Michelin classic is still many people's favourite restaurant in London. It's hard to beat the likes of their perfect cheese soufflé, seared cauliflower with kohlrabi and miso puree, and superb caramel apple pie. All yours as part of an eight-course vegetarian tasting menu for £186.

Le Gavroche, 43 Upper Brook Street, W1K 7QR

Restaurant Gordon Ramsay, Chelsea

Gordon Ramsay has been notoriously dismissive about non-meat eaters in the past, but his eponymous restaurant's vegetarian menu is surprisingly enthusiastic. It features grilled brassicas with lemon and sea herbs; and organic spelt studded with artichoke and aged Winchester cheese. The three-course à la carte is £155 at dinner (£135 at lunch), while the multi-course Menu Prestige costs £185.

Restaurant Gordon Ramsay, 68 Royal Hospital Road, SW3 4HP

Gauthier Soho's Isle of Wight tomato and 'crab' (see below).Alain Ducasse At The Dorchester, Mayfair

On this three-Michelin star (yes, three) restaurant's Menu Jardin, you'll find a lucky dip cookpot of seasonal vegetables and fruit, and Kalibos cabbage with clementine. Don't be fooled by the apparent simplicity — every single plate is a work of art. The cost is £165 for seven courses.

Alain Ducasse At The Dorchester, Park Lane, W1K 1QA

Gauthier Soho's spring vegetable pot au feu.Gauthier Soho

Alexis Gauthier has been offering gourmet vegetarian menus since the days when they were a rarity in London. His French restaurant in Soho has been exclusively vegan since 2021 and has introduced a great-value £55 five-course Petit Dîner. It's crammed with seasonal ingredients and available at 5pm only. Of an evening it becomes an eight-course vegan feast for £95. Dishes change with the seasons but elegant flavour combinations and creative gastronomy are a given.

Gauthier Soho, 21 Romilly Street, W1D 5AF

As sexy as ever... Hakkasan Hanway Place.Modern ChineseHakkasan Hanway Place, Tottenham Court Road

Still one of London's sexiest restaurants, this Modern Chinese near Tottenham Court Road has introduced a 'Chrysanthemum' menu. For £78 per person, the fully vegan signature menu spans small plates, a main, sides and dessert. The highlight is Hakkasan's signature vegan dim sum, nestled like plumptious jewels in their bamboo basket. A vegetarian alternative to the weekend brunch menu is also available.

Hakkasan Hanway Place, 8 Hanway Place, W1T 1HD

Also worth noting...

  • Hunan: An excellent, no-menu Chinese restaurant in Pimlico, where you simply tell them you're veggie and they bring an impressive and lengthy banquet to your table.

Brasserie Zedel's classic French celeriac remoulade.FrenchBrasserie Zedel, Soho

This grand Parisian brasserie boasts beautiful art deco looks. On its great-value vegetarian à la carte, you’ll find delicious artichoke and couscous ragout, fancy curried butter dhal and, a classic, twice-baked cheese soufflé.

Brasserie Zedel, 20 Sherwood Street, W1F 7ED

Galvin La Chapelle, Spitalfields

The Galvin brothers' glamorous French-British restaurant offers separate five- and seven-course vegetarian and vegan menu gourmands for £85 and £100 respectively. Elegant dishes include risotto of preserved lemon and winter truffle, fondant celeriac with plankton vinaigrette, and poached rhubarb dessert.

Galvin La Chapelle, 35 Spital Square, E1 6DY

Avocado is beautifully dressed up at Colbert.Colbert, Chelsea

Inspired by the pavement cafés of France, this characterful Chelsea café serves a simple à la carte with an influx of vegetarian choices that would be difficult to find even in Paris. Omelettes, salads, sandwiches and hors d'oeuvres offer plenty of meat-free options like endive salad with Roquefort, and Jerusalem artichoke soup. As you might expect from a French restaurant, cheese is big business here. One for the veggies rather than vegans, perhaps.

Colbert, 50-52 Sloane Square, SW1W 8AX

Bellanger, Islington

A classic grand café inspired by the Alsatian brasserie heritage, this handsome Islington venue serves a small, charming vegetarian menu formule. For £27.50, dig into three courses of simple delights including celeriac remoulade and the restaurant's house quiche. The beloved mushroom tartes flambée resides all on the all-day menu, but there are also soups, salads, and classic egg and cheese dishes.

Bellanger, 9 Islington Green, N1

The spread at Marylebone's Pachamama.Other good restaurants with veggie menus...* Riccardo's: Chelsea Italian that's long been serving a wonderful, great-choice vegan menu with pasta, pizza and numerous vegetable dishes — well before vegan menus became fashionable. * Pachamama: Designed for eating with a crowd, this good-looking British-Peruvian in Marylebone and Shoreditch serves a decent selection of vegetarian dishes from the à la carte menu. Plus, vegan, vegetarian and pescatarian tasting menus. Impressive. * Mildred's: Another mainstay on London's vegan scene, Mildred's Soho outlet has been in situ since 1988. It's not posh, per se, but its unwavering quality and international vegan dishes keep it a cut above other contenders. * Chotto Matte: Soho’s buzzy Japanese serves a vegetarian sharing menu for £55 per person, with dishes like oyster mushroom tostadas and lychee ceviche. Veggie brunch and bento boxes also await. * Mestizo: Hampstead Road's hugely popular Mexican offers several menus, one of which is vegan à la carte. There’s a vast choice centred on corn, beans and avocados, with options for gluten, lactose and nut-free diners too. * Daphne's: Upper-crust Italian positioned between the boutiques of Chelsea and South Kensington. Go for the people-watching, classic flavours and lengthy vegetarian menu.

The original article by Sejal Sukhudwala was updated by Londonist in 2023.

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We've already brought you London’s lesser-known vegetarian restaurants - but what if you’re dining out for a special occasion, and want somewhere special that caters for both vegetarians and meat eaters?

Hakkasan's truffle caviar and homemade jade tofu with morel bamboo pith and gingko nut.More and more high-end restaurants now offer vegetarian and vegan menus. Yes, many are expensive, but the price is reflected in the high-quality ingredients, culinary skills and top chefs that go into making your meal.

It's worth noting that many restaurants use non-vegetarian cheeses such as parmesan, made with animal rennet, on their vegetarian menus. Some also use gelatine in pastries and desserts, failing to point out that these are unsuitable for non-meat eaters. A surprising number of restaurants hide away their vegetarian and vegan menus only making them available on request — so it's always worth asking.

Modern BritishThe Clove Club, Shoreditch

We've reviewed this widely acclaimed Shoreditch restaurant from a veggie angle. There’s an innovative nine-course Modern British vegetarian menu for £195; plus the option to add wine pairings for an extra £175. Pricey it is, but for the dosh you get to sample what a two-Michelin star restaurant tastes like. Expect amazing seasonal ingredients such as monk's beard, white Alba truffle, morel mushrooms and, in one dish, 100-year-old madeira.

The Clove Club, Shoreditch Town Hall, 380 Old Street, EC1V 9LT

Peas sailing in a boat? No, it's The Clove Club's beautiful pea tart.Pollen Street Social, Mayfair

Jason Atherton's popular Michelin star restaurant serves superb, separate vegetarian and vegan à la carte and tasting menus. The Modern British dishes may include egg yolk raviolo with baked potato velouté and Perigord truffle; and braised broccoli stems with preserved lemon, toasted hazelnuts and seaweed.

Pollen Street Social, 8-10 Pollen Street, W1S 1NQ

Duck and Waffle's English Cherries waffle.Duck and Waffle, City of London

You may not be able to sample the eponymous dish at this 40th floor restaurant atop Heron Tower, but you're far from missing out. It serves a dedicated vegan menu across the board, from all-day favourites to its famous brunch. Try sticky corn ribs for £8, tofu and ginger congee for £14, or dive into a Full Vegan English for £17. Plenty of veggie dishes pepper the main menu, so no member of your party need miss out.

Duck and Waffle, 110 Bishopsgate, EC2N 4AY

The Dysart Petersham, Richmond

We’ve already told you about this marvellous Richmond restaurant. There’s a nine-course vegetarian tasting menu to be taken by the entire table for £110 per person. An alcohol-free drinks pairing is available for £45 (alongside a boozy £60 version) — a nice touch. Expect exquisite ingredients cooked stunningly well.

The Dysart Petersham, 135 Petersham Road, TW10 7AA

The Dysart Petersham's Luberon asparagus, Petersham herbs, ruby grapefruit and black olives.The Ivy, Covent Garden

This long-established celeb haunt, decorated in glittering art deco, is a London legend. As a chain the restaurant has moved slightly towards the mainstream, expanding to high streets all over the country. However, this classy stalwart of the capital retains a decent vegetarian and vegan à la carte menu. On it, you'll find mozzarella and blood orange salad, Thai red curry and a particular indulgence for vegetarians: risotto served with shavings of black truffle.

The Ivy, 1-5 West Street, WC2H 9NQ

Savoy Grill, Strand

This historic British restaurant serves an elegant vegan à la carte, featuring Delica pumpkin risotto with confit shallot for the main. There’s also a separate, slightly lengthier vegetarian menu with a deliciously savoury wild mushroom, truffle and Winterdale cheddar linguine.

Savoy Grill, Savoy Hotel, 100 Strand, WC2R 0EU

Also worth noting...

  • Ritz Restaurant at The Ritz: You can't get, er, ritzier than the Ritz — and its classic Modern British vegetarian and vegan menus put seasonal vegetables and local ingredients centre stage.

The much-photographed Clos Maggiore (see below)Modern EuropeanThe Wolseley, Mayfair

Mayfair's much-loved European-style grand café dedicates a section of its all-day à la carte to vegetarian dishes like aubergine and Mayfield cheese schnitzel, and plum tomato gnocchi. In fact, veggie options appear everywhere from the hors d'oeuvres (Jerusalem artichoke and Swiss chard tart) to the prix fixe (Swiss soufflé).

The Wolseley, 160 Piccadilly, W1J 9EB

Fischer's, Marylebone

Evocative of early 20th century Vienna, this stylish Marylebone café and konditorei also leaves a space for vegetarian dishes on its à la carte menu. You’ll find vegetarian goulash, wild mushroom stroganoff and other beautifully presented classics here.

Fischer's, 50 Marylebone High Street, W1U 5HN

Fischer's avocado, vegetable and superfoods salad. Photo by David Loftus.Clos Maggiore, Covent Garden

Voted the world's most romantic restaurant and Instagrammed to high hell, this Covent Garden venue not only looks gorgeous, but delivers on the flavour front too. There’s a five-course vegetarian tasting menu for £85, with influences from Provence and Tuscany. Dishes rotate regularly, but you may get to tuck into the likes of William pear, stilton and chicory salad, or heirloom pumpkin risotto with chestnut and sage.

Clos Maggiore, 33 King Street, WC2E 8JD

Oliveria Kitchen, Shoreditch

Lesser-known but no less worthy, Oliveira Kitchen is a vegetarian restaurant with a passion for meat-free fare and a knack for exquisitely-crafted dishes. If you like interesting ingredients, you're in the right place. Graviola fruit from the Amazon rainforest, rare Crimson mushroom, battered kaong seeds — the à la carte is a what's what of imaginative comfort food. A nine-course tasting menu costs £85. Look out for seasonal specials, like a winter truffle tasting menu with optional wine pairings.

Oliveira Kitchen, 80 Paul Street, EC2A 4NE

Also worth noting….

  • Sketch: Uber-glamorous, fun arty venue with an elaborately executed vegetarian tasting menu in its Lecture Room and Library restaurant.

Gymkhana's masala peanut and lotus root chaat: a spicy snack elevated to gourmet heights.Modern IndianGymkhana, Mayfair

This handsome Michelin star Indian in St James's offers ever-changing, seasonal multi-course vegetarian tasting menus which sit around the £90 mark. Prepared to be dazzled by dishes such as beetroot chops pao with peanut and sesame chutney, and pickled paneer tikka with fig and corn chaat.

Gymkhana, 42 Abermarle Street, W1S 4JH

Benares, Mayfair

There's rarely a shortage of vegetarian dishes in Indian restaurants — but Sameer Taneja's upscale Indian in Mayfair serves a delicious, multi-course vegetarian tasting menu for £117 that's hard to beat. Treat yourself to enticing dishes like masala-stuffed puri, kale tartlet with mint and tamarind, and broad bean kofta served with cashew nut korma.

Benares, 12A Berkeley Square House, W1J 6BS

Amaya, Knightsbridge

This gorgeous Modern Indian in Knightsbridge has lunch and dinner vegetarian tasting menus. Entirely seasonal, options span chilli panner with date and sesame, and spinach and fig tikki. If you prefer to dine à la carte, the ever-changing menu commits to offering around 15 vegetarian dishes at roughly £16 a pop.

Amaya, Halkin Arcade, Motcomb Street, SW1X 8JT

Trishna's aloo chaat with potatoes, spiced chickpeas, tamarind sauce and sweetened yoghurt.Trishna, Marylebone

We kicked off our former Vegetarian London restaurant review series with a visit to Trishna in 2014 and have enjoyed its vegetarian menu on a number of occasions since. Marylebone's Michelin star Modern Indian offers a great-value Koliwada tasting menu (named after an Indian region and community) for £75. Dishes like paneer tikka with green mango, mint, sweetcorn and pomegranate chaat are as picturesque as they're tasty.

Trishna, 15-17 Blandford Street, Marylebone Village, W1U 3DG

SpanishCambio De Tercio, South Kensington

This respected, well-established and critically acclaimed South Ken restaurant offers a Spanish tapas menu with veggie options — a rarity in the capital. Enjoy dishes such as eight-hour roasted tomatoes in sweet Oloroso sherry, and Spanish omelette with Perigord truffle.

Cambio De Tercio, 163 Old Brompton Road, SW5 0LJ

The giddy heights of SushisambaAsian-Fusion Sushisamba, City of London

Sprawled over the 38th and 39th floors of Heron Tower at Bishopsgate, this glamorous Japanese, Brazilian and Peruvian restaurant offers stunning views from its wrap-around glass windows. There's an exciting vegan à la carte with dishes such as baby spinach and grilled kabocha squash salad with truffle ponzu, heritage carrot shavings, radishes, apples and mango dressing.

Sushisamba, 110 Bishopsgate, EC2N 4AY

Fine DiningPied A Terre, Soho

Soho's acclaimed Michelin star restaurant offers a selection of stunning vegan menus, available for lunch or dinner and ranging from two-course à la carte (£77.50) to a mighty 10-course tasting for £120. It's a pleasure to have so much flexibility. Even more so when you learn dishes like sesame-crusted soybean terrine and beetroot pistachio meringue are on the menu.

Pied A Terre, 34 Charlotte Street, W1T 2NH

Pied A Terre's white asparagus with confit lemon.Le Gavroche, Mayfair

Michel Roux's long-established Michelin classic is still many people's favourite restaurant in London. It's hard to beat the likes of their perfect cheese soufflé, seared cauliflower with kohlrabi and miso puree, and superb caramel apple pie. All yours as part of an eight-course vegetarian tasting menu for £186.

Le Gavroche, 43 Upper Brook Street, W1K 7QR

Restaurant Gordon Ramsay, Chelsea

Gordon Ramsay has been notoriously dismissive about non-meat eaters in the past, but his eponymous restaurant's vegetarian menu is surprisingly enthusiastic. It features grilled brassicas with lemon and sea herbs; and organic spelt studded with artichoke and aged Winchester cheese. The three-course à la carte is £155 at dinner (£135 at lunch), while the multi-course Menu Prestige costs £185.

Restaurant Gordon Ramsay, 68 Royal Hospital Road, SW3 4HP

Gauthier Soho's Isle of Wight tomato and 'crab' (see below).Alain Ducasse At The Dorchester, Mayfair

On this three-Michelin star (yes, three) restaurant's Menu Jardin, you'll find a lucky dip cookpot of seasonal vegetables and fruit, and Kalibos cabbage with clementine. Don't be fooled by the apparent simplicity — every single plate is a work of art. The cost is £165 for seven courses.

Alain Ducasse At The Dorchester, Park Lane, W1K 1QA

Gauthier Soho's spring vegetable pot au feu.Gauthier Soho

Alexis Gauthier has been offering gourmet vegetarian menus since the days when they were a rarity in London. His French restaurant in Soho has been exclusively vegan since 2021 and has introduced a great-value £55 five-course Petit Dîner. It's crammed with seasonal ingredients and available at 5pm only. Of an evening it becomes an eight-course vegan feast for £95. Dishes change with the seasons but elegant flavour combinations and creative gastronomy are a given.

Gauthier Soho, 21 Romilly Street, W1D 5AF

As sexy as ever... Hakkasan Hanway Place.Modern ChineseHakkasan Hanway Place, Tottenham Court Road

Still one of London's sexiest restaurants, this Modern Chinese near Tottenham Court Road has introduced a 'Chrysanthemum' menu. For £78 per person, the fully vegan signature menu spans small plates, a main, sides and dessert. The highlight is Hakkasan's signature vegan dim sum, nestled like plumptious jewels in their bamboo basket. A vegetarian alternative to the weekend brunch menu is also available.

Hakkasan Hanway Place, 8 Hanway Place, W1T 1HD

Also worth noting...

  • Hunan: An excellent, no-menu Chinese restaurant in Pimlico, where you simply tell them you're veggie and they bring an impressive and lengthy banquet to your table.

Brasserie Zedel's classic French celeriac remoulade.FrenchBrasserie Zedel, Soho

This grand Parisian brasserie boasts beautiful art deco looks. On its great-value vegetarian à la carte, you’ll find delicious artichoke and couscous ragout, fancy curried butter dhal and, a classic, twice-baked cheese soufflé.

Brasserie Zedel, 20 Sherwood Street, W1F 7ED

Galvin La Chapelle, Spitalfields

The Galvin brothers' glamorous French-British restaurant offers separate five- and seven-course vegetarian and vegan menu gourmands for £85 and £100 respectively. Elegant dishes include risotto of preserved lemon and winter truffle, fondant celeriac with plankton vinaigrette, and poached rhubarb dessert.

Galvin La Chapelle, 35 Spital Square, E1 6DY

Avocado is beautifully dressed up at Colbert.Colbert, Chelsea

Inspired by the pavement cafés of France, this characterful Chelsea café serves a simple à la carte with an influx of vegetarian choices that would be difficult to find even in Paris. Omelettes, salads, sandwiches and hors d'oeuvres offer plenty of meat-free options like endive salad with Roquefort, and Jerusalem artichoke soup. As you might expect from a French restaurant, cheese is big business here. One for the veggies rather than vegans, perhaps.

Colbert, 50-52 Sloane Square, SW1W 8AX

Bellanger, Islington

A classic grand café inspired by the Alsatian brasserie heritage, this handsome Islington venue serves a small, charming vegetarian menu formule. For £27.50, dig into three courses of simple delights including celeriac remoulade and the restaurant's house quiche. The beloved mushroom tartes flambée resides all on the all-day menu, but there are also soups, salads, and classic egg and cheese dishes.

Bellanger, 9 Islington Green, N1

The spread at Marylebone's Pachamama.Other good restaurants with veggie menus...* Riccardo's: Chelsea Italian that's long been serving a wonderful, great-choice vegan menu with pasta, pizza and numerous vegetable dishes — well before vegan menus became fashionable. * Pachamama: Designed for eating with a crowd, this good-looking British-Peruvian in Marylebone and Shoreditch serves a decent selection of vegetarian dishes from the à la carte menu. Plus, vegan, vegetarian and pescatarian tasting menus. Impressive. * Mildred's: Another mainstay on London's vegan scene, Mildred's Soho outlet has been in situ since 1988. It's not posh, per se, but its unwavering quality and international vegan dishes keep it a cut above other contenders. * Chotto Matte: Soho’s buzzy Japanese serves a vegetarian sharing menu for £55 per person, with dishes like oyster mushroom tostadas and lychee ceviche. Veggie brunch and bento boxes also await. * Mestizo: Hampstead Road's hugely popular Mexican offers several menus, one of which is vegan à la carte. There’s a vast choice centred on corn, beans and avocados, with options for gluten, lactose and nut-free diners too. * Daphne's: Upper-crust Italian positioned between the boutiques of Chelsea and South Kensington. Go for the people-watching, classic flavours and lengthy vegetarian menu.

The original article by Sejal Sukhudwala was updated by Londonist in 2023.

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Looking for something to keep you occupied while waiting for your next train? London is rife with platform oddities — from numbers that don't add up, to commuters standing eerily still...

Odd platform numbersPart of the old platform 2 at West Croydon - the station now only has platforms 1,3 and 4. Image: LondonistKing's Cross is home to the world's best-known platform anomaly. You know, the one with the weird number. Yes, that's right, platform 0. It exists because it was opened later than the other platforms, and seeing as it was next to platform 1, would've been more confusing to call it platform 12. What's that? Ah yes, come to think of it, there is another platform oddity at King's Cross, namely Platform 9 ¾ — which is less of a platform, more of a photo opportunity outside a gift shop. (The sawn-off luggage trolley has moved about quite a bit, and once upon a time, was actually on a platform here.)

West Croydon station has three platforms, numbered 1, 3 and 4. There used to be a platform 2, but this was nixed with the closing of the line to Wimbledon in 1997, and used to extend platform 3 instead. For similar reasons, London Bridge had no platform 7 for a long time, although since the station's 2018 redevelopment, it's been reinstalled. Just as well really, because the station's already a logistical nightmare.

Abandoned platformsBarbican is one of many disused platforms you'll spot in London. Image: M@/LondonistAs London's platform topography shifts with the tides of change, so there is always an abundance of abandoned platforms — from Acton Town to Morden. at the latter, TfL staff have turned the disused platform into a miniature oasis popping with hot pink orchids, potatoes, hot peppers and plums. Barbican's erstwhile stop (pictured above) has been given new life with greenery too. Elsewhere, the platforms of the former King's Cross Thameslink station, unsettlingly bark at you 'Do not alight here', even though you were minding your own business passing through on a Thameslink train, and had no such inclination.

See also: a slew of ghosts stations, where abandoned platforms come with the territory.

Unique roundels Click to enlargeSpecial roundels come and go with the seasons; poppy, Pride, etc. However, some unique roundels are in it for the long haul: think the faux-vintage diamond-shaped one at Moorgate; the red disc roundel of Covent Garden (Ealing Broadway's platforms 8 and 9 have some of these too); and Pimlico's one-of-kind lightbox design. At Southall, you'll clock the only roundel featuring Punjabi Gurmukhi script. At another Elizabeth line station, Hanwell, you'll find a sign for 'Hanwell and Elthorne', which technically doesn't exist; the reason it's there is altogether unsavoury.

We created a map of London's alternative roundels — click on the image above to have a proper explore.

The hidden river of Sloane SquareThere is a river in this photo. Image: LondonistIt's always worth looking up when standing on a platform; at Whitechapel you'll see tube trains rattle over the Overground, while at a smattering of tube station platforms you'll be rewarded with the glorious sight of roundel clocks.

A particularly well-known platform oddity hides in plain sight at Sloane Square, where the culverted River Westbourne sloshes over the tracks in a storm drain (that's the riveted green thing in the image above).

Look down too: maybe you'll capture a couple of mice beating the s**t out of each other, as Sam Rowley did in his Wildlife Photographer of the Year photo, 'Station squabble'.

Doors with weird signs on themThe strange doors of Gloucester Road and Embankment. Images: M@/LondonistDescending into the subterranean nether regions of the London Underground, you could be forgiven you're on the cusp of a parallel dimension; there are enough strange looking portals to suggest this. Among the strangest we've stumbled upon are the 'Private Rod' doors of Embankment (who is this Private Rod? Does he report to Inspector Sands?) and the 'Hobbit doors' on the platform at Gloucester Road (see image above for both of these). The more you look, the more you'll spot these platform doors. Keep an eye out and report back.

The art gallery platform of Gloucester RoadNow that's art. Image: M@/LondonistSticking with Gloucester Road, this west London tube station lays claim to being the city's artiest. A disused platform here is commandeered as an exhibition space, and surely the most egg-cellent installation so far was Heather Phillipson's 'my name is lettie eggsyrub' — a barmy arrangement of huge eggs, representing the fragility of life. Coming up in 2023, expect eerie Alice in Wonderland energy, courtesy of Monster Chetwynd.

Of course, the entire tube network is a work of art — keep 'em peeled for everything from Mark Wallinger's Labyrinth series to a Harry Beck tube map at Finchley Central to the storytelling tiles of the Victoria line to Southfields' yearly tennis transformation.

The statues of Brixton Four commuters are going nowhere fast at Brixton mainline station.See the same old commuters in their same old platform spots, day in, day out? If you use Brixton mainline station, you'll certainly have that feeling; four of the commuters here are sculpted from bronze, and aren't going to be hopping on a Southeastern service anytime soon. The sculptures (collectively known as Platforms Piece) are based on real Brixtonites, and in fact two of the statues are of the same person 35 years apart. Read more about them here.

Odd information boardsThis train terminates in Hell, sorry Wimbledon, I meant Wimbledon. Image: M@/LondonistLive departure boards are always good for an oddity or two, whether it's intentional (like the broadcasting of live football results) or certainly-not-intentional (like the next train to Battersea Power Station due in 797 minutes).

Though departure board curios tend to be fleeting, head to the Circle/District/H&C Edgware road station, to find one that's always there. The digital display boards here glow up not in the standard TfL orange, but an ominous, nay, hellish red. Suddenly, we're not so keen to go to Wimbledon after all...

Platforms with history hiding in plain sightEver spot the piece of Roman wall in Tower Hill tube station? Image: M@/LondonistEvery tube station has a story to tell, and you can often find clues of their past lurking here and there; think tiles showing old station names, or signal boxes put out to pasture.

However, sometimes the history on tube platforms harks back further in time. If we revisit Barbican's abandoned platform, for instance, three 19th century parish boundary markers are built into the wall.

On the platform at Tower Hill, meanwhile, you can spot a little square of the Roman London Wall peeking out — a nice little teaser for what you'll discover above ground.

We've probably only scratched the surface of London's platform oddities — and if you've got a really good one to share, tell us in the comments below, or email will@londonist.com

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Looking for something to keep you occupied while waiting for your next train? London is rife with platform oddities — from numbers that don't add up, to commuters standing eerily still...

Odd platform numbersPart of the old platform 2 at West Croydon - the station now only has platforms 1,3 and 4. Image: LondonistKing's Cross is home to the world's best-known platform anomaly. You know, the one with the weird number. Yes, that's right, platform 0. It exists because it was opened later than the other platforms, and seeing as it was next to platform 1, would've been more confusing to call it platform 12. What's that? Ah yes, come to think of it, there is another platform oddity at King's Cross, namely Platform 9 ¾ — which is less of a platform, more of a photo opportunity outside a gift shop. (The sawn-off luggage trolley has moved about quite a bit, and once upon a time, was actually on a platform here.)

West Croydon station has three platforms, numbered 1, 3 and 4. There used to be a platform 2, but this was nixed with the closing of the line to Wimbledon in 1997, and used to extend platform 3 instead. For similar reasons, London Bridge had no platform 7 for a long time, although since the station's 2018 redevelopment, it's been reinstalled. Just as well really, because the station's already a logistical nightmare.

Abandoned platformsBarbican is one of many disused platforms you'll spot in London. Image: M@/LondonistAs London's platform topography shifts with the tides of change, so there is always an abundance of abandoned platforms — from Acton Town to Morden. at the latter, TfL staff have turned the disused platform into a miniature oasis popping with hot pink orchids, potatoes, hot peppers and plums. Barbican's erstwhile stop (pictured above) has been given new life with greenery too. Elsewhere, the platforms of the former King's Cross Thameslink station, unsettlingly bark at you 'Do not alight here', even though you were minding your own business passing through on a Thameslink train, and had no such inclination.

See also: a slew of ghosts stations, where abandoned platforms come with the territory.

Unique roundels Click to enlargeSpecial roundels come and go with the seasons; poppy, Pride, etc. However, some unique roundels are in it for the long haul: think the faux-vintage diamond-shaped one at Moorgate; the red disc roundel of Covent Garden (Ealing Broadway's platforms 8 and 9 have some of these too); and Pimlico's one-of-kind lightbox design. At Southall, you'll clock the only roundel featuring Punjabi Gurmukhi script. At another Elizabeth line station, Hanwell, you'll find a sign for 'Hanwell and Elthorne', which technically doesn't exist; the reason it's there is altogether unsavoury.

We created a map of London's alternative roundels — click on the image above to have a proper explore.

The hidden river of Sloane SquareThere is a river in this photo. Image: LondonistIt's always worth looking up when standing on a platform; at Whitechapel you'll see tube trains rattle over the Overground, while at a smattering of tube station platforms you'll be rewarded with the glorious sight of roundel clocks.

A particularly well-known platform oddity hides in plain sight at Sloane Square, where the culverted River Westbourne sloshes over the tracks in a storm drain (that's the riveted green thing in the image above).

Look down too: maybe you'll capture a couple of mice beating the s**t out of each other, as Sam Rowley did in his Wildlife Photographer of the Year photo, 'Station squabble'.

Doors with weird signs on themThe strange doors of Gloucester Road and Embankment. Images: M@/LondonistDescending into the subterranean nether regions of the London Underground, you could be forgiven you're on the cusp of a parallel dimension; there are enough strange looking portals to suggest this. Among the strangest we've stumbled upon are the 'Private Rod' doors of Embankment (who is this Private Rod? Does he report to Inspector Sands?) and the 'Hobbit doors' on the platform at Gloucester Road (see image above for both of these). The more you look, the more you'll spot these platform doors. Keep an eye out and report back.

The art gallery platform of Gloucester RoadNow that's art. Image: M@/LondonistSticking with Gloucester Road, this west London tube station lays claim to being the city's artiest. A disused platform here is commandeered as an exhibition space, and surely the most egg-cellent installation so far was Heather Phillipson's 'my name is lettie eggsyrub' — a barmy arrangement of huge eggs, representing the fragility of life. Coming up in 2023, expect eerie Alice in Wonderland energy, courtesy of Monster Chetwynd.

Of course, the entire tube network is a work of art — keep 'em peeled for everything from Mark Wallinger's Labyrinth series to a Harry Beck tube map at Finchley Central to the storytelling tiles of the Victoria line to Southfields' yearly tennis transformation.

The statues of Brixton Four commuters are going nowhere fast at Brixton mainline station.See the same old commuters in their same old platform spots, day in, day out? If you use Brixton mainline station, you'll certainly have that feeling; four of the commuters here are sculpted from bronze, and aren't going to be hopping on a Southeastern service anytime soon. The sculptures (collectively known as Platforms Piece) are based on real Brixtonites, and in fact two of the statues are of the same person 35 years apart. Read more about them here.

Odd information boardsThis train terminates in Hell, sorry Wimbledon, I meant Wimbledon. Image: M@/LondonistLive departure boards are always good for an oddity or two, whether it's intentional (like the broadcasting of live football results) or certainly-not-intentional (like the next train to Battersea Power Station due in 797 minutes).

Though departure board curios tend to be fleeting, head to the Circle/District/H&C Edgware road station, to find one that's always there. The digital display boards here glow up not in the standard TfL orange, but an ominous, nay, hellish red. Suddenly, we're not so keen to go to Wimbledon after all...

Platforms with history hiding in plain sightEver spot the piece of Roman wall in Tower Hill tube station? Image: M@/LondonistEvery tube station has a story to tell, and you can often find clues of their past lurking here and there; think tiles showing old station names, or signal boxes put out to pasture.

However, sometimes the history on tube platforms harks back further in time. If we revisit Barbican's abandoned platform, for instance, three 19th century parish boundary markers are built into the wall.

On the platform at Tower Hill, meanwhile, you can spot a little square of the Roman London Wall peeking out — a nice little teaser for what you'll discover above ground.

We've probably only scratched the surface of London's platform oddities — and if you've got a really good one to share, tell us in the comments below, or email will@londonist.com

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It's one of the world's most famous buildings. But how much do you know about Charlie's gaff? Here we present a slightly jokey chronology of Buckingham Palace.

Days of yore: Long ago, all this was fields. Specifically, marshy fields belonging to the Manor of Ebury. The River Tyburn meandered through the area (and still does, in a pipe beneath the Palace). The land was owned/stolen/whatever by William the Conqueror but was later passed to the monks of Westminster Abbey.

1536: Renowned monk-botherer Henry VIII seizes the land during his Dissolution. At least part of the site has remained in royal hands ever since.

1608: Having sold off some of the estate, James VI and I uses the remaining land to plant mulberry trees. Why? Mulberry trees support silkworms, which (he hoped) would support a highly profitable silk industry. Sadly, the experiment failed and the land seems to have deteriorated into some sort of cruising ground.

1624: The first record of any building on the site comes from this year — a property that would come to be known as Goring House after the family who acquired it. The current Palace garden also has its origins at this time.

1674: Goring House burns down. It is replaced by a new mansion called Arlington House. This lasted all of 30 years before replacement with another grand house...

1703: We can thank this man ⬇️, the 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normandy, for giving the world Buckingham Palace. Well, Buckingham House, the stately home that would eventually grow into a palace. It was built for the Duke in this year and became his main London residence.

John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham. Poet, statesman and little teapot. Image public domain.1761: King George "The Madness of" III buys the house from the Buckingham family for £21,000. The pile is used as a house for his wife Charlotte, and is occasionally referred to as the Queen's House. Although the property is considered a palace, it is not yet referred to as Buckingham Palace in any document. The oldest parts of the present Buckingham Palace — a wine cellar — date from this time.

1764: The future William IV is born at Buckingham House. He is the first of three monarchs (so far) to take his first breath within the walls (the others being Edward VII and Charles III).

Buckingham House as it appeared around 1710. Image public domain1769: The royal property is referred to in the press as Buckingham Palace, the earliest instance I can find. Buckingham House and the Queen's House remain more common terms, however. It was only in the 1820s that Buckingham Palace became the more popular name, cemented by Queen Victoria's residency from 1837.

1788: A hairdresser named Spang breaks into the palace, intending to "pour out the ardency of his passion" unto Princess Elizabeth, daughter of George III. He is detained before he can appall the princess. This is the earliest recorded break-in to the Palace, the first of many.

1826: The biggest physical change to the building since its construction begins this year as John Nash remodels the building for George IV.

1830: The remodelling of Buckingham Palace rumbles on amid cost overruns, which The Times describes as "frightful" and a "monstrous and profligate expense". Nash is eventually kicked out and replaced by Edward Blore.

1833: Marble Arch is completed. Yes, the same one that now has its own tube station at the western end of Oxford Street. It was originally designed by Nash (and finished by Blore) as a ceremonial entrance to the Palace. It would be resited in 1847.

1834: William IV offers the Palace up as an alternative Houses of Parliament, after the one on the Thames burns down. The geopolitical map of London would look very different today if the offer had been accepted. William didn't really like the place and never moved in.

1837: This is the biggy. Newly anointed Queen Victoria moves into the Palace, making it her official abode. From this point on, Buckingham Palace is considered the monarch's primary residence (though St James's Palace remains the official court).

This is how the Palace would have looked in 1837, when Queen Vic moved in. Note the Marble Arch to the left. It would be kicked out in 1847 when the East Front was constructed to complete the square. Image public domain.1838: Edward "The Boy" Jones of York Street, Westminster breaks into the Palace, the first of his three unauthorised visits. On this occasion, he steals a sword, a pair of trousers and an ink stand — though not Her Majesty's underwear, as is often repeated on the internet. His trial the next year was treated as one big joke, and Jones was acquitted of all charges.

1840: Now aged 17, Edward Jones pays another sneaky visit to the Palace. He is eventually discovered under Her Majesty's sofa, having reportedly spent two days hiding around the Palace. After serving a short prison sentence he was seen staking out the Palace yet again, and was briefly transported.

1841: The future Edward VII is born in Buckingham Palace.

1847: Blore — the guy who finished off the remodelling of the palace 17 years ago — is back! And he's got a new trick. He builds an entirely new East Front to the palace, enclosing the courtyard inside the now-square palace. It's the first time that the landmark resembles the building we know today (though more construction was to come). The Marble Arch was packed off to the Oxford Street/Edgware Road junction at the same time.

1851: Queen Victoria and the Royal Family make an appearance on the Palace balcony to mark the opening of the Great Exhibition. According to the press, "The enthusiasm of the people was beyond all description". This is the moment when such appearances become a 'thing'.

1861: Following the death of Prince Albert, the grief-stricken Queen shuns Buckingham Palace. It would lie empty for much of the next few years.

1870: Charles Dickens visits Buckingham Palace for the first and only time. He would die three months later. Curiously, the author does not mention the Palace in any of his novels.

1910: Edward VII is the first (and so far only) monarch to die in Buckingham Palace, the same building in which he was born. His final words related to his horse winning a race that day: "Yes, I have heard of it. I am very glad".

The Palace as we know it today (with bonus snow), was the creation of Aston Webb1913: The builders are in again. Architect Aston Webb reworks the public-facing East Front with Portland Stone, in the slightly yawnsome classical style it still wears today. The more impressive monument to Victoria in front of the building is also constructed.

1940: The Palace is bombed on several occasions, including a blast that destroys the chapel. Queen Elizabeth (later known as the Queen Mother) declares: "I'm glad we have been bombed. Now I can look the East End in the face". The same year, RAF pilot Ray Holmes rams a German plane that appears to be lining up a bombing run on the Palace. The two planes crashed into the Victoria area. An engine from Holmes's Hurricane can now be seen at the RAF Museum.

Ray Holmes's Hurricane engine. Image by the author1945: VE Day celebrations are led from the Palace, with the royal family appearing on the balcony.

1948: The future Charles III is born in Buckingham Palace.

1953: Prince Philip makes the first ever flight from Buckingham Palace, as a passenger in a helicopter round-trip to Pirbright in Surrey, where he inspected some troops.

1970: The Palace is designated a Grade I listed building. The listing puts restrictions on how the building may be altered. King Charles can't simply knock up a partition wall or whimsically paint the balconies without gaining planning consent.

1982: The memorably named Michael Fagan breaks into the Palace and enters the Queen's bedroom. It was initially reported that he spent several minutes in conversation with Her Majesty, but this has since been refuted. By coincidence, the Queen discovered a little girl called Sophie on her windowsill this same year, at least if Roald Dahl's BFG is to be believed.

This means the King is at home.1997: Following the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, a Union Flag is flown (half-mast) above the Palace for the first time. Ever since, a Royal Standard flies over the Palace when the monarch is at home, and the Union Flag is displayed when they're not.

2012: The Palace is turned into a music venue for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations. Memorably, if somewhat inaccurately, Madness play a live version of 'Our House' from the Palace roof.

2022: In one of her last "public" appearances, the Queen has tea with Paddington Bear inside Buckingham Palace, as a concert celebrating her Platinum Jubilee takes place outside.

2023: Buckingham Palace remains the first thing I see every morning. In 2015, the royal balcony, gates and part of the courtyard were recreated at Elstree Studios for filming of The Crown. The set still stands (as of February 2023), just metres from the Strictly Come Dancing Studio (and my flat).

All images by the author (Matt Brown) unless otherwise stated.

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Image: The Gilbert & George Centre. Note the Charles III cipher Spitalfields is set to get a new gallery and exhibition space devoted to Gilbert & George.

The idiosyncratic duo have been stars of the London art scene since the 1960s, and consider themselves to be living sculptures. Over the years, they've crafted countless works of beauty, wit, wonder and weirdness — often in the form of stained glass, and usually featuring themselves.

Now the Gilbert & George Centre on Heneage Street will display the best of their vast oeuvre. The free gallery is built into the shell of an old brewery, just around the corner from the pair's well-known home on Fournier Street. The building will also serve as a space for art scholarship and research. The extravagant wrought-iron gates to the centre include the initials of Charles III — perhaps the first cultural centre to do so.

The opening exhibition, called ‘The Paradisical Pictures' displays Gilbert and George's interpretations of Heaven. You'll be able to visit the new cultural centre from 1 April 2023.

(In case the opening date has you concerned that it's all one big arty joke, you can view the multiple planning documents on Tower Hamlets' website.)

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Image by iStock.The devastation caused by the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria on 6 February is still unfolding, with the lives lost now numbered at more than 41,000 and the people displaced at 2.4 million. Emergency response and disaster relief teams in the region are working to deliver urgent aid and medical treatment to those displaced and homeless in freezing conditions; survivors are still being rescued from the rubble. Below are some of the fundraising events and initiatives running in London at time of writing.

  • Choose Love, the non-profit organisation supporting refugees and displaced people around the world, are matching donations to their emergency fundraiser. Ongoing.
  • An Earthquake Relief Bakesale taking place 26 Feb, organised by Melissa Thompson, Melek Erdal, Ixta Bellfrage and Ravneet Gill. Proceeds will be shared between Choose Love, non-governmental organisation AHBAP, and Medico International. 26 February, 12-4pm.
  • A raffle, also a part of the Earthquake Relief Bakesale event - enter here, or join the truly impressive list of London businesses and venues offering prizes by emailing earthquakereliefbakeraffle@gmail.com. Prizes (and there's a long list of them), include a £100 voucher for the Plimsoll Pub, a kaiseki tasting menu for 2 at Angelina in Dalston, a meal for two at Supa Ya Ramen in Dalston or Peckham — and those are just a handful of our favourites. There are also Michelin-starred lunches, festival tickets, and a lot more. 26 February.

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  • Head to Mangal 2 in Dalston, where they're selling jars of their chilli sauce throughout February. All profits go to the Turkish Red Crescent Charity. If you visit at lunchtime on 17 February, they're also bringing back their famous mackerel pide, with all profits also going to aid organisations. (Takeaway only.) 17 February.

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  • Istanbul-via-Carnaby restaurant Zahter London are collecting donations of winter clothing, blankets, children's clothing and shoes, sleeping bags, and other emergency supplies to be delivered to AFAD (the Turkish government's disaster management agency). The collection is at their restaurant, donations accepted during their usual opening hours (check website), and Sundays 19 and 26 February. Throughout February.

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Collections on behalf of the Disasters Emergency Committee will be taking place at some TfL stations over the next couple of weeks, or you can scan the QR code on signs such as this one at London Bridge to donate:

Image: LondonistOrganisations working on the ground in Turkey and Syria to deliver aid

Choose Love: A humanitarian aid organisation supporting refugees and displaced people around the world.

Action Against Hunger UK: Emergency teams in Turkey and Syria are working with local partners. Their emergency response includes reestablishing clean water supplies to help prevent the spread of diseases like cholera, providing urgent medical care, and giving people winter clothing, blankets, and emergency supplies.

AKUT: The Turkish non-governmental search and rescue organisation.

Syria Relief: The UK's largest NGO focusing on humanitarian aid projects in Syria.

These are, obviously, a tiny fraction of the people and groups working to effect meaningful change. Double check the source/organisation you're planning to donate to if it's a fund you've just spotted on social: we've heard reports of a number of fake crowdfunders in circulation.

Know of other events and fundraisers supporting the emergency disaster relief in Turkey and Syria? Let us know at - hello@londonist.com.

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Members of the RMT rail union have announced that they will take four more days of strike action.

The dates are:

  • Thursday 16 March 2023
  • Saturday 18 March 2023
  • Thursday 30 March 2023
  • Saturday 1 April 2023

Members of 14 train operating companies will take part in the national strike action. At time of writing, it's not known how severe the disruption caused will be, but past RMT strikes have seen some operators, including Southeastern, close parts or all of their networks.

In addition to the strike action, RMT members in various working roles will refuse to work extra hours for set seven-day periods.

This applies to staff in maintenance roles on the following dates:

  • Friday 17-Thursday 23 March
  • Friday 31 March-Thursday 6 April
  • Friday 14-Thursday 20 April

RMT members in operations roles will take part in an overtime ban on the following days:

  • Sunday 26 March-Saturday 1 April
  • Sunday 9-Saturday 15 April
  • Sunday 23- Saturday 29 April

During each of these seven days periods, members will not do any overtime, rest day working ban and non-rostered Sunday working, so although disruption won't be as severe as on strike days, train services may be cancelled due to a lack of staff available to run them, or due to trains being unavailable through lack of maintenance.

According to the RMT, these strikes are a result of employers' refusal "to put any new offers on the table" relating to pay, job security and working conditions.

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Image courtesy of the Francis Crick InstituteGene editing is going to be huge... but it also has enormous ethical implications.

If you find yourself in King's Cross with a spare 20 minutes or so, then take a wander over to the Crick. This huge medical research centre is about 20 paces from St Pancras station, and makes a much more stimulating alternative to a crowded concourse, if you've got to wait for a train.

Simply wander in and, immediately on your right, is a small cafe and exhibition space, free to explore on Wednesdays through to Saturdays.

The current exhibition looks at genome editing — that is chopping and changing the DNA of a human, animal or plant to treat disease or improve a characteristic. It's something they do a lot of at the Crick, using (and developing) cutting edge technologies in the fight against disease. As we discovered from the exhibition, the applications are staggering, and the ethics often murky. It's a topic everyone should be aware of.

Image courtesy of the Francis Crick InstituteMost people would agree that it's a good idea to tweak DNA to help individuals with, for example, sickle cell disease — an application that's already under clinical research. But what about making changes that would be passed on to the next generations? We could potentially wipe out inherited conditions — but who gets to decide which traits should be expunged? It smacks of eugenics.

Then there's the question of using gene editing to "improve" humans and other species. Turns out cows can be made less "burpy" with a genetic tweak. This could be viewed as a useful tool for fighting climate change (by reducing a notorious methane source), or an expensive distraction from efforts to cut meat consumption. And then we have this thought about "superhumans" from the late, great Professor Hawking:

The Crick's exhibition doesn't really exhibit very much, but its well-thought-out displays will get you thinking about issues that will surely be at the crux of 21st century society. You'll also get a chance to have your say in multiple ways, including a voting booth. After reading about the pros and cons of six potential applications, you're invited to drop a coloured ping-pong ball into the slot that best reflects your views. As you can see below, the subject polarises, with the extremes of "Bring it on!" and "No way!" getting the most votes.

This is not a large exhibition, and you can probably 'do' the whole thing in about 20 minutes if you want to dash back for a train. But the exhibition is best enjoyed with friends or family in tow. The pros and cons are set out with such clarity that you'll want to grab someone and say "What do you think?".

Cut + Paste is at the Francis Crick Institute until 2 December 2023. Open Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat. Entrance is free. The exhibition and other resources can also be viewed online if you can't make it in person. Images by the author unless otherwise stated.

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Image courtesy of the Francis Crick InstituteGene editing is going to be huge... but it also has enormous ethical implications.

If you find yourself in King's Cross with a spare 20 minutes or so, then take a wander over to the Crick. This huge medical research centre is about 20 paces from St Pancras station, and makes a much more stimulating alternative to a crowded concourse, if you've got to wait for a train.

Simply wander in and, immediately on your right, is a small cafe and exhibition space, free to explore on Wednesdays through to Saturdays.

The current exhibition looks at genome editing — that is chopping and changing the DNA of a human, animal or plant to treat disease or improve a characteristic. It's something they do a lot of at the Crick, using (and developing) cutting edge technologies in the fight against disease. As we discovered from the exhibition, the applications are staggering, and the ethics often murky. It's a topic everyone should be aware of.

Image courtesy of the Francis Crick InstituteMost people would agree that it's a good idea to tweak DNA to help individuals with, for example, sickle cell disease — an application that's already under clinical research. But what about making changes that would be passed on to the next generations? We could potentially wipe out inherited conditions — but who gets to decide which traits should be expunged? It smacks of eugenics.

Then there's the question of using gene editing to "improve" humans and other species. Turns out cows can be made less "burpy" with a genetic tweak. This could be viewed as a useful tool for fighting climate change (by reducing a notorious methane source), or an expensive distraction from efforts to cut meat consumption. And then we have this thought about "superhumans" from the late, great Professor Hawking:

The Crick's exhibition doesn't really exhibit very much, but its well-thought-out displays will get you thinking about issues that will surely be at the crux of 21st century society. You'll also get a chance to have your say in multiple ways, including a voting booth. After reading about the pros and cons of six potential applications, you're invited to drop a coloured ping-pong ball into the slot that best reflects your views. As you can see below, the subject polarises, with the extremes of "Bring it on!" and "No way!" getting the most votes.

This is not a large exhibition, and you can probably 'do' the whole thing in about 20 minutes if you want to dash back for a train. But the exhibition is best enjoyed with friends or family in tow. The pros and cons are set out with such clarity that you'll want to grab someone and say "What do you think?".

Cut + Paste is at the Francis Crick Institute until 2 December 2023. Open Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat. Entrance is free. The exhibition and other resources can also be viewed online if you can't make it in person. Images by the author unless otherwise stated.

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The 2019 RICOH Lord Mayor’s Hot Air Balloon Regatta®. Credit: Exclusive Ballooning.Dozens of hot air balloons will float across the London skies one Sunday morning this summer, for the Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta.

The event, run by Exclusive Ballooning, is a charity fundraiser in support of the Lord Mayor's Appeal. Corporate partners pay to have balloons decked out in their company livery, to join the floating parade. In the past, orbs in the shape of wellingtons, lions and trophies have been airborne, along with dozens of more traditional balloons in all manner of colours and designs.

The 2019 RICOH Lord Mayor’s Hot Air Balloon Regatta®. Credit: Exclusive Ballooning.The Lord Mayor's Hot Air Balloon Regatta is an annual event... well, in theory it is. In 2020, it was cancelled due to Covid-19, and the 2021 and 2022 events were scuppered by bad weather. Back in 2019, though, the regatta went ahead, with 46 hot air balloons taking off from Battersea Park early one Sunday morning.

The weather is the crucial factor — conditions such as wind and rain are taken into account before it's declared safe for the balloons to fly. As a result, several dates are pencilled in each year, to give the event the most chance of going ahead. The 2023 dates are:

  • Sunday 14 May 2023
  • Sunday 21 May 2023
  • Sunday 2 July 2023

The 2019 RICOH Lord Mayor’s Hot Air Balloon Regatta®. Credit: Exclusive Ballooning.Keep an eye on the updates page and Exclusive Ballooning's social media closer to the time, to monitor the likelihood of a launch.

Oh, and one more thing. You'll need to set your alarm preeeetty early if you want to see the regatta. Balloons take off from Battersea Park around 5.30am. Ouch. However, the spectacle of dozens of colourful balloons gliding gracefully across across the summer sky by sunrise makes it sooo worthwhile.

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Art & Craft on Surrey Street is one of Croydon's many pub gems. Image: LondonistLooking to get another London pub crawl under your belt? How about visiting some of south London's finest drinking establishments — between Wimbledon and Beckenham — by tram?

Tram fares — like bus fares — have a daily cap set at £4.95 for adults, so you needn't worry about racking up a huge travel bill.

You can do as much or as little of this crawl as you like in one day (and, of course, you can do it back-to-front). Just don't overdo it on the adult beverages.

Wimbledon: take your pickThe Sultan is one of our fave spots for a drink in Wimbledon. Image: LondonistYou've frankly got a slew of quality drinking options at Wimbledon, depending how far you're willing to deviate from the station. Close at hand, take your pick from a bevvy of beverage outlets, including pub-restaurant the Old Frizzle, and the Alexandra (two mins from the station, and famed for its annual free Christmas dinners). We do, however, have a handful of pub grandees, if you're willing to walk just over 20 minutes. The first is the Sultan, an unfussy carpets n' board games real ale pub, run by Hopback Brewery, and pouring the likes of Summer Lightning and Crop Circle. Or, you could make your way through Wimbledon Village to the edge of the common, where two worthy boozers are cosied up together: the Crooked Billet and the Hand in Hand. Both are smashing, although neither have beer to match the Sultan.

Morden Road: The William MorrisIf you've not been to Merton Abbey Mills before now, you really should. The pretty little enclave of old mill buildings on the Wandle paint a pretty picture — and the windows and terraces of the William Morris pub (so named because the hirsute Pre-Raphaelite based his textile design and printing company here) provide a sylvan outlook over the river. The beer selection is admittedly lacklustre, but this is one of those 'location, location, location' boozers — and still arguably worth the 12-minute stroll from Morden Road tram stop.

Mitcham Junction: Drop Project taproomBeer doesn't come much fresher than this. Image: LondonistWhile the Bermondsey beer mile has become the beer nerd's equivalent of doing the sights around Westminster, Drop Project quietly gets on with its business of making some of London's finest beers in the quietude of a Mitcham industrial estate. The taproom usually only opens on the first weekend of every month, lending it an extra mythical quality, although there are exceptions — for instance, they open more regularly while the Six Nations is on. Fit your tram crawl around this if you can (it's about 10 mins walk from Mitcham Junction tram stop). Otherwise, come on a separate occasion, and while away the afternoon sipping from eight lines of fresh IPAs, pales ales and stouts, while feasting on banging eats from Dragon Flame BBQ. Marvellous.

Therapia Lane: Signal Brewery & TaproomIn the spring and summer months, Signal is open every Friday and Saturday. Image: LondonistYou could technically jump off at Ampere Way for a cheeky Öl Mörk Lager at IKEA, but seeing as this is supposed to be a day of leisure, maybe swerve the Swedish Divorce Maze and alight at the next stop down the line, Therapia Lane. A very short walk gets you to Signal Brewery, where the taproom is open on Fridays and Saturdays from April-Sept, and for occasional events (e.g. Six Nations) over the winter. Anspach & Hobday of London Black fame brew next door, although their Croydon taproom doesn't seem to be open right now, which is a shame.

Reeves Corner/Church Street/George Street: take your pick Cask offerings at the green Dragon in Croydon. Image: LondonistThis is where things get interesting, both pub and tram-wise. The route here comes to a loop; if you're coming from Wimbledon, you'll hit Reeves Corner, before going through Centrale, West Croydon, Wellesley Road, and East Croydon. If you're coming in the other direction, you'll head from East Croydon down to George Street, then Church Street, before linking back up at Wandle Park.

Whether you're at Reeves Corner, Church Street or George Street, however, you're really in the thick of the liquid action: among the pubs within easy walking distance are the Dog & Bull (Croydon's oldest boozer, with glorious stained glass windows); the Ship (the kind of place where you drink rum & cokes and listen to Metallica), and newish kid on the block Riff Raffs (where funk, soul and craft pilsner collide).

The Dog & Bull has stunning stained glass windows, although you'll have to endure Young's beer to enjoy them. Image: LondonistFor our money, two pubs in central Croydon are head and shoulders above the competition: Art & Craft in Surrey Street is a fine little purveyor of craft brews (think Bianca Road, Hand Brew, Howling Hops) which you can enjoy surrounded by artworks, including a Banksy disco ball riot helmet. In recent times, they've introduced a 'no tasters' rule which seems stingy, but anyway. One place they'll pour you a taster no trouble is the Green Dragon (about one-minute walk from Art & Craft) — a simply marvellous establishment offering superb cask and craft beer, a 'ginventory' (basically loads of gins), pool table, book nooks, big screen sports, poker nights... even a PlayStation that's always plugged in. If that all sounds overwhelming, the setup just works. The only let down here is the food; get your soakage in the way of Surrey Street street eats.

Centrale: Matthews YardCall in for a cocktail, stay for the comedy. Image: LondonistRight, let's get back on track. After Reeves Corner, the next stop is Centrale, a couple of minutes away from Matthews Yard. This isn't a pub so much as a funky bar/arts space, festooned with artworks by local artists. Aside from the coffee and vegan plates, they pour a handful of good beers on tap (including some from Signal), and the cocktail game is strong, featuring Japanese slippers, espresso martinis and the like. Events include comedy and life drawing, so this could easily turn into a night out.

East Croydon: Oval TavernThe Oval Tavern has its own beer, so there. Image: LondonistThe loop joins up again at East Croydon, making your tram crawl (and this article) a lot simpler. Arriving in the heart of Croydon, you could stop to throw your beer in the air at Boxpark (and given the quality of the lager here, that might not be a bad idea). Instead, we'd recommend you hop off at East Croydon, and make your way down the residential backstreets, to the Oval Tavern. This low timber ceiling inn gives off countryside pub vibes, an image furthered by the pints of Tribute and plates of comfort food. They also have their own beers, crafted by local brewery, Cronx — some of which are made with hops from the Oval's beer garden (it's a great, spacious garden too). Regular drag, blues and comedy evenings mean it'd be easy to wind up your tram crawl here, and frankly we wouldn't blame you.

Gravel Hill: Golden ArkThe beer is excellent, and the dried snack selection is god level. Image: LondonistSoon after you're back on the tram at East Croydon, your pub crawl comes to another (literal) fork in the road rails. Here is the opportunity to branch off towards New Addington; as far as we know there are no especially worthy pubs here (New Addingtonites are welcome to write in and set the record straight on that one.) However, if you alight at the Gravel Hill tram stop, you'll find yourself 25 minutes' walk from Selsdon's Golden Ark. This is admittedly a schlep, but we just thought you should know that the Ark is a magnificent shopfront-turned-micropub, where they'll pour you everything from a pint of local Titsey pale to a trendy chocolate orange stout. The beer can/bottle selection is awesome, and good cider, gin and single malt options are on the cards too. They even have a cocktail menu FFS. Oh, and the dried snack selection is god level.

Addiscombe: Claret & AleWhile you may or may not decide to call in at the Ark, stopping at Addiscombe is a no-brainer. From the tram stop here, it's less than a minute to the hustle and bustle of Claret & Ale. Ignore the 'generic old man pub' exterior; this is a delight of a boozer, pouring well-kept cask beers that eschew the usual suspects (think Surrey Hills, Otter, Palmers). It can be clamorous (and a tad clammy) but if you appreciate a no-nonsense pub with 'proper local' vibes, Claret & Ale is it. As for the claret, we've never ordered one, though you'd assume they serve it.

Harrington Road: Craft Beer CabinThe cosiest pub on the tram crawl also has the most enticing selection of craft beer. Images: Bill LehaneDefinitive proof that good things come in small packages, you'd struggle to pack a small convention of beer nerds into Craft Beer Cabin. (The opening times are also shrunk-down; they shut shop by 10pm — sometimes earlier.) It's worth holding your breath and squeezing in, though, because this South Norwood gem offers an ever-rotating selection of kegged craft beers (plus a small library of cans) that's enough to excite the most jaded Untappd user. Tap takeovers come from some of the best in the biz (think Beak, Cloudwater, DEYA), and the wine selection is no afterthought either. The bad news? Although Craft Beer Cabin is round the corner from South Norwood train station, the nearest tram stop is Harrington Road — and that's a 20-minute walk. Consider it though, or write it on your beer bucket list for another time, and underline it 25 times.

Beckenham Junction: Three Hounds or Br3weryBr3wery might be impossible to pronounce, but you'll be singing the praises of its beer. Image: LondonistAt the end (or the start) of the line, you've got a couple of doozies to choose from. The closest pub of note to Beckenham Junction is the Three Hounds Beer Co (15 mins walk); it's a micropub/cafe/bottleshop/mini arts centre mashup where the beer is always exciting (sours to stouts to saisons, and their own experimental beer too). There's a good selection of wine and spirits, the bar staff are lovely, and they often put on comedy and music events downstairs.

Br3wery (it's a play on the postcode, and to this day we've no idea how to pronounce it) is another five minutes down the road, and is just as good. A miniature brewery, this place churns out a superb selection of craft beers, including a mango sour to die for. Eschewing the industrial estate vibes of Signal and Drop Project, Br3wery is slap bang on the high street, and perfect for people watching, especially in the warmer months.

Ding ding! Last orders. Image: LondonistWe've only included pubs we've been to along the route. Think we've missed out any exceptional pubs/taprooms near a tram stop? Email will@londonist.com and we'll consider adding it.

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Image by Maresco, Soho.It was strongly felt that the best fish and chips in London needed a dedicated round up of their own. But for our favourite places to demolish an oyster platter, order plate after plate of tiny, oily boquerones, share an old-school fish pie in obscenely luxurious surroundings, or go all-out and all-in on candlelit, banqueting-hall surf 'n' turf: we've got you.

Maresco, Soho From the same people as Escocesa, further on in this list, and with the same kind of ethos — the best Scottish seafood, given the tapas treatment — this Soho spot is cosy, candlelit, and deservedly busy. Best seats in the house have to be at the kitchen counter, where you can watch a parade of small, perfectly-formed plates — of boquerones pooled in bright golden, peppery oil, fideua with huge langoustines, and razor clams scattered with chilli — be prepped and shipped out to you. And an improbably good pan con tomate and almond torta, because man cannot live by seafood alone. Hat-tip to the drinks list, with most of the wine available by the glass and carafe, a few carefully-chosen bottles of sherry for that true Galician-summer-evening feel, and the welcome comeback of frosty, deep green appletinis: muy bien, pal.

Maresco, Soho

Brat, Shoreditch and Hackney Maybe Brat's not technically, technically a seafood restaurant, with a good half of the menu usually dedicated to tartares and mutton chops and assorted offal. Impressive, though, to be able to make all of that meat — with its offal-laced, wood-fire-grilled swagger — feel like a sidebar, and that's what Brat's seafood does.

With their Climpson's Arch location just announced as going permanent, and a new Soho restaurant planned for later this year, there's a hat-trick of places to get their spider crab toast, their slow-grilled [insert whatever fish their careful selection of British suppliers have caught that day], or their star turn, the turbot: cooked entire, and slowly, and enough for 3-4 of you.

Brat, Shoreditch and Hackney

Bentley's Oyster Bar and Grill, Piccadilly Image by Bentley's Oyster Bar, Piccadilly. Upstairs Bentley's is a classic, old-school effort, with a members'-club-from-the-early-1900s vibe; downstairs it's a busy oyster bar with a (heated and sheltered) terrace. Both are as expensive as you'd expect from the marble-scattered grandeur, but if you stick to a counter seat at the bar you'll get the best of Bentley's — the people-watching, the live piano, the ye-olde-fanciness — for the price of a (still quite pricey) cold beer and a half-dozen Carlingford rocks.

Bentley's Oyster Bar and Grill, Piccadilly

Hawksmoor Air Street, Piccadilly It's the same Hawksmoor burnish and richness as usual at their Air Street branch, but with a seafood-slanted menu. Carefully-sourced shellfish are given the trad steakhouse treatment: lobster in garlic butter, scallops roasted with port, smoked salmon and soda bread. Like basically everything Hawksmoor does, it's all classic, reliable, and nonchalantly decadent.

Hawksmoor Air Street, Piccadilly

Cornerstone, Hackney Cornerstone, Hackney Wick. Image by lateef.photography.In a still-kind-of-quiet corner of Hackney Wick, Cornerstone's turning out a pricey but beautiful tour of some of the best of British seafood. Think small, delicate dishes, big flavours, Scandi-simple setting, and a bit of formality but relatively lo-fi and buzzy by Michelin-star standards. The compact menu changes seasonally, always fish-forward, and always has some of the restaurant's Insta-famous staples like the hake Kyiv, the pickled oysters with horseradish, and the dense, stacked little Lincolnshire Poacher crumpet; comfort food turned into special occasion food.

Cornerstone, Hackney

Decatur, pop-ups across London Chargrilled oysters. Image by Decatur London. Decatur, back in the day, were the first to make hot-oyster believers of us. These days we believe hard, and often, but Decatur's cajun spice-dusted, Crystal hot sauce-spiked, pecorino-garlic-buttered Maldons are still some of the best we've ever had in London.

They're not running a real kitchen residency for now, and can be hard to find in the wild. But keep a look out for some one-off pop-ups, usually around east London (including a Mardi Gras one-nighter at Dina in Leytonstone), which you can track here — and meal kits for delivery, so you can recreate their shrimp boils at home.

Decatur, pop-ups and delivery

J Sheekey, Covent Garden Built along similar, old-school-lavish lines to Bentley's (earlier in this list) J Sheekey manages to pull off the stateliness without being stuffy. It's loud, bustling, somehow manages to make sharing a fish pie perched at the counter feel like an obscenely romantic act. If you drop by after theatres close, there's a hint of... incipient rowdiness? One that's never truly bloomed into a full-blown knees-up when we've been there, but just the vague sense that it could adds a little frisson of pleasure.

J Sheekey, Covent Garden

Wright Bros., Battersea, Borough, and South Kensington

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Their branches come and go — RIP Carnaby afterwork oyster pitstops — but Wright Bros. are still going strong in Battersea, Borough, and South Ken. Borough Market's the OG, opened in 2005 and, imo, still delivering the best busy, semi-industrial Victorian chophouse feel of the group. Head there Mon-Thurs from 3-6pm for their poorly-kept-secret £1 oyster happy hour.

Wright Bros., Battersea, Borough, and South Kensington

Etta's Seafood Kitchen, Brixton One of the original Brixton Village veterans, Etta's set up shop in the covered arcade in 2009, when the council offered 3 months free rent to businesses with a plan to bring more people into the market. The menu: huge seafood platters, saltfish fritters, jerk prawns, grilled red snapper — a love letter to Caribbean cooking and very hot hot sauces. It's all, still, headed up by Etta Burrell: in the kitchen; on the restaurant floor, and ferrying rum punch and Red Stripe to people who've overestimated their hot sauce capacity (based on a true story).

If you're in Brixton Market craving seafood and can't get a table at Etta's, a shout-out to the Creole fish stews, prawn roti and saltfish fritters with ginger aioli at Fish, Wings & Tings, at the edge of the market building.

Etta's Seafood Kitchen, Brixton

Escocesa, Stoke Newington Different menu to its younger sibling Maresco in Soho, but otherwise a very similar feel and ethos from Stephen Lironi's second location (after Crouch End's Bar Esteban) — a small, buzzy spot inspired by a mash-up of Lironi's love of Scottish seafood, roadtrips to Catalunya, and (his words), a 'high level dependency on sherry'. Spanish and Basque takes on Scottish produce are dished up as tapas-esque small plates, plus a bonus trio of paellas and a fluffy, springy Basque cheesecake that's less of a supporting act, and more of a reason to visit in its own right.

Escocesa, Stoke Newington

Honourable mentionsLittle Ochi, Herne Hill: Heard great things about this unassuming south London Caribbean restaurant, with fresh fish, lobster and prawns sided with bammy (cassava flatbread), plantain and hot sauce.

Image by The sea, the sea, Hackney.*The Sea The Sea, Hackney:* Making their difficult second album look effortless, this is the younger, more high-concept sibling of the Chelsea fishmonger-restaurant from chef Leo Carreira. Under a Haggerston railway arch, it's a 14-seat chef's table dinner that'll set you back £150 a head for the food alone, and that promises — and from reports, also delivers — an innovative, slightly-Portuguese-slanted tour through the best fish and seafood from their supplier list and their in-house curing and drying facilities.

Sweetings is a City institution that's still going strong. Image: LondonistSweetings, City: Everyone from Toulouse Lautrec to Anthony Bourdain have tucked into the oysters at Sweetings, a family-run fish bar that only opens weekday lunchtimes, and has changed only a smidge since opening in 1889. You will find more refined fish dishes elsewhere, but for fried whitebait, cod steaks doused in parsley sauce, and sliced brown bread perched on the side, lunch at Sweetings is a time capsule of an experience to treasure. We wrote about it here.

Beast, Bond Street: The ridiculously OTT restaurant of choice for when you're craving surf 'n' turf in a flamboyantly Game of Thrones feast-style set-up. Beast is candlelit, looks like a medieval banquet, has a website with sections called things like 'You Are The Beast'. Cannot emphasise this enough: Beast is not for every day, or for everybody, or for every pay packet. But if you're looking for high-concept king crab by candlelight, there's nowhere in London committing as hard to that.

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Behind, Hackney: By all rapturous accounts, this spot in London Fields from chef Andy Beynon should probably be in the main list, we just haven't been yet. What we do know is: an 18-seat, tasting menu only restaurant with a Michelin-starred touch with seafood. Unsurprisingly not cheap — six-course lunch menus are £54 a head, the eight-course dinner menu is nearly £100.

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A campaign has been launched to erect a statue of the late peace activist Bran Haw, opposite London's Imperial War Museum. Image: Richard Keith WolffFor 10 years, Brian Haw was as much a fixture of Parliament Square as the statues around him.

In fact, Mark Rylance — the Oscar-winning actor and a friend of the late Haw — half jokes to Londonist: "He was a committed voice in Westminster for longer than most of our prime ministers. So on that basis alone he deserves a statue."

Rylance flicks thoughtfully through postcards of Haw in his Westminster 'peace camp', holding them up to the webcam for me to see. Parliament Square was Haw's home from 2001 till his death in 2011. Wearing his bucket hat caked in anti-war badges, a black coat of many pockets — and usually with a cigarette hanging off his lip — Haw was a one-man anti-war machine — much to the chagrin of those he opposed, working in the neo-gothic offices opposite.

"I feel like I got my conscience awakened by him." Image: Richard Keith WolffRylance is now fronting a campaign to have a statue of Haw erected in London. "I feel like I got my conscience awakened by him," the actor says. After Haw died of lung cancer in 2011, the original idea was to put up a statue of him in Parliament Square — and wouldn't that have been the ultimate middle finger to Tony Blair et al. When you think about it, the Square is scattered liberally with monuments to those who were a thorn in the side of their own governments, from Millicent Fawcett to Nelson Mandela.

But Haw's statue won't be joining them. Instead, his 72cm-tall likeness — an image crafted in the last year of his life by friend Amanda Ward — will stand outside the School of Historical Dress in Lambeth, facing off the guns at the Imperial War Museum, opposite. (Rylance is keen to point out this is not a snub to military personnel, or the museum, who he has worked with before.) There is a further poetry to the location when you learn the School of Historical Dress itself was the first mental health outpatient ward in the UK, treating soldiers with shell shock. It is also just outside the exclusion zone created in 2005, a move largely triggered by Haw himself. "He's not far away if his little bronze figure ever decides to jump down and march along back to Square," smiles Rylance.

Mark Rylance, spearheading the statue campaign, talked to Londonist about its importance.Rylance — who was the first artistic director of the Globe Theatre, before moving onto the West End in 2005 — first met Haw on the anti-Iraq war demo of 15 February 2003. "I went down to join from the Globe walking over Blackfriars Bridge thinking I'll get to Hyde Park, I'll get to Trafalgar Square in time to be there for all the speeches. I got no further than Cleopatra's Needle, not even that far.

"I hadn't even got to Waterloo Bridge. And the place was packed."

It was an unprecedented moment in protest history; an estimated 200,000 people had showed up to oppose what they saw as the British government's waging of an illegal war. "It was packed," Rylance remembers ,"not just with the familiar protesters that I'd seen and met before, but families pushing prams from the Midlands.

"It was such a heartfelt outpouring."

Rylance often called in on Haw on his way back from the West End: "I live in south London so my way home was through Parliament Square, and I would see him out of the window of the bus. Or if I was riding my bike, I'd stop and have a chat with him in the night and take him a sandwich or give him some change or whatever. It was always an interesting thing to stand there with him in the light of Big Ben."

Both Haw and his nemesis, Tony Blair, were devout Christians. "So we have two very different takes in two very different men come out of that," says Rylance. It would, myself and Rylance decide, make a great setup for a play — the two men meeting in Haw's tent in the dead of night. Would Rylance be up for playing the part?

"I was just looking at myself on Zoom going 'could I be Brian Haw?' and I was thinking you're right actually! He had more hair than me. It'd be a hard play to write. But yeah, I'd be honoured."

Up to 200,000 people marched in London on 15 February 2003, including Brian Haw and Mark Rylance. Image: William M. Connolley in creative commonsI also wonder if any of Haw's defiant nature bled into Rylance's portrayal of his stick-it-to-the-man character, Johnny "Rooster" Byron, in Jez Butterworth's play Jerusalem?

"Rooster certainly has that kind of defiance," says Rylance, "of the individual against the authorities and certainly against the attempts by any authoritarian group to convince you that you're powerless, and if you're not going along with the mob, you're probably stupid."

Haw was single-minded alright. He was yelled at, spat at, kicked when trying to sleep in his tent. Rylance describes him as a 'heavyweight champion of the world', so far as carrying the burden of all those thoughts: "It was like talking to a soldier. But I don't know if there are many soldiers who could do what he did — standing 365 days a year for 10 years."

""It was like talking to a soldier. But I don't know if there are many soldiers who could do what he did." Image: Richard Keith WolffHaw's stance gradually evolved into a protest against the slaughter of innocent children (he had seven of his own, and must have sacrificed much of his role as a dad). "Schools kids and groups who go to visit the Imperial War Museum," says Rylance, "if they bother to look across the street, they'll see Brian standing there. We'll have 'Stop Killing The Kids' written there and a link to a website."

Rylance — a staunch believer in peaceful protest, and a man who himself quit the Royal Shakespeare Company in 2019, over sponsorship by BP — believes that the current government's recent attempt to subdue the right to protest is 'very scary'.

"You clamp down on the natural energy and you're gonna get more of a violent shift," he says, adding about Extinction Rebellion protests that he's attended: "I've seen 60, 70 year olds arrested and taken away for just sitting down in the street. I share their concern about about the lack of progress, to make a better relationship with the planet when we're facing extinction."

The statue will stand outside the School of Historical Dress in Lambeth. Image: Richard Keith Wolff"Nazism didn't happen just because there was one evil man called Hitler, continues Rylance, "It was because the conscience of that nation was somehow subdued and quieted. And God forbid London or England ever becomes like that, you know?

"That's why I think it's really important that we honour and remember this remarkable man who stood in our streets for 10 years, because he because he felt that it was wrong to kill kids."

"I think he was one of the great Londoners. I'll never forget him." Image: Richard Keith WolffThe campaign to have Haw's statue created and installed launches on 15 February — the 20th anniversary of those massive anti-war marches. Called the 'A Pound for Peace' appeal, the idea says Rylance, is that as many people as possible donate a small amount — it's a show of strength in numbers. If the £50,000 target is reached, the statue (which already has planning permission) will go up later in 2023.

Amanda Ward's mock-ups depict Haw in combative mode; wearing his trademark hat (though no cigarette it seems), he leans forward on the crutches he used in later life. "There's a kind of balance to him," says Rylance, "a connection to the ground, to that pavement, which he must have known like the back of his hand.

"I think he was one of the great Londoners. I'll never forget him."

Learn more about the A Pound for Peace campaign, and make a donation on Crowdfunder.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Battle of Britain Bunker.

Did you know that an underground room in west London was used to help the RAF secure victory during the Battle of Britain — and that you can take a guided tour of that same secret subterranean space today?

As the Battle of Britain — the first conflict in history fought solely in the air — raged between the RAF and Nazi Germany's Luftwaffe in our skies in 1940, the Bunker at former RAF Uxbridge coordinated the air defence of London and the whole of south-east England, helping to prevent a German invasion and shaping history.

For a full deep dive (and literal descent) into the remarkable story behind this underground space, visit the Battle of Britain Bunker. Book a one-hour guided tour and take the 76 steps into the original 1940s space, 60ft below the ground, to learn about what went on here during the Second World War.

Alongside the Bunker itself, a visitor centre and exhibition details the role it played in some of the most important chapters of the conflict including the evacuation at Dunkirk, the ill-fated Dieppe Raid and the early stages of D-Day.

In the main exhibition, listen to first-hand accounts from people who worked in the Bunker, and see original artefacts including aircraft wreckage and telecommunications equipment. Visiting with children? They can also join in by dressing up like a pilot, getting crafty in the Mess Hall and having a go at plotting on the interactive map.

Take a look at what to expect on your visit:

If you're unable to tackle those 76 steps, or nervous about going underground, a virtual Bunker tour is available instead, featuring a recorded guided tour of the original plotting room, as well as a 360-degree touch screen experience.

All that history making you hungry? Head to Daisy’s in the Park, an onsite café which serves up a range of lunch options alongside drinks and homemade cakes. Don't forget to end your day out at the gift shop, with aviation-themed gifts and books for all ages.

So, whether you were top of the class at school or a back-row rebel, this immersive experience recognising the extraordinary work of those who defended the country is a history lesson you won’t want to bunk off.

Tickets to the Battle of Britain Bunker can be booked online via the website or over the phone on 01895 238154. The Battle of Britain Bunker offers free onsite parking, a gift shop and café as well as a large meeting room and auditorium which can be hired out for private use.

More information about the site and events can be found via: Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

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Fitzrovia, that wonky square of joy north of Soho, is a relative newcomer to the map of London. The streets themselves were laid out from the 1730, but the name Fiztrovia didn't appear in print until 1940... or so it was thought.

The name ultimately derives from Charles Fitzroy, an 18th century landowner who set out Fitzroy Square. But his name didn't immediately catch on as a shorthand for the wider area. We can thank the Fitzroy Tavern for that. The still blossoming pub on Charlotte Street was a centre of culture and creativity in the early 20th century, attracting many notable literary and artistic figures. It was the chief landmark in the area for many people, and — so goes the theory — people began to talk about "Fitzrovia" by association.

When exactly did this happen? The Fitzrovia Neighbourhood Association reckons the term "first appeared in print in a newspaper column by Tom Driberg in 1940 but was later popularised by the chronicler of 1940s Fitzrovia life Julian Maclaren-Ross." This is also the date you'll find on Wikipedia, and seems to have become the established chronology across the web.

It's not hard to find earlier mentions, however. A search of online newspaper archives readily brings up a cutting from September 1936 which namechecks the area: "Drawing a group of young people in that colony of Soho known as Fitzrovia...". This shows that the streets north of Oxford Street were considered part of Soho in the early 20th century.

Google Books allows us to push the date back even further. A 1930 edition of the Socialist Review speaks of a Miss Hamnett's reminiscences of a "district of London which is sometimes known as Fitzrovia". We can't access the full record, but the fact that these are reminiscences suggests the term was being used even earlier than 1930.

So the phrase "Fitzrovia" found its way into print at least a decade earlier than previously acknowledged. That fact allows us to immediately rule out one particular origin story. The coinage is often credited to the poet Meary James Thurairajah Tambimuttu (known as Tambi). But Tambi didn't move to London until 1938, eight years after the term first appeared in print. He may have helped popularise the phrase towards the end of the decade, but in 1930 he was a 15-year-old schoolboy in Ceylon.

We can't quite dismiss the good old Fitzroy Tavern so easily, though. The pub reached its bohemian heyday in the 1930s, when figures such as Dylan Thomas, Aleister Crowley and George Orwell were among the regulars. But it seems to have attracted a lively reputation by the late 1920s — early enough to spark the Fitzrovia coinage, and certainly its popularisation.

By the end of the century, the pub had attracted a very different crowd, as a regular meet-up spot for the Doctor Who fandom (including Russell T Davies and Stephen Moffat, who would revive the show from 2005). Perhaps a future episode of the time-travel show could be set among the bohemian figures of Fitzrovia, and end with the Doctor himself suggesting the name?

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The WOW Marketplace runs across all three days of the festival © Ellie KurttzA three-day festival celebrating women, girls and non-binary people returns to Southbank Centre in March, tackling topics including miscarriage, women's safety, fat activism, childcare costs and a history of Bengali activism.

Women of the World is now in its 13th year, and brings together artists, activists, thinkers and performers to work together towards gender equality. Some events are individually ticketed, while others fall under Festival Day Pass tickets.

Book ahead for this year's headline events.Big names taking part this year include:

  • Julia Gillard - Former Australian prime minister — and the country's first female prime minister — talks to Jude Kelly CBE, founder of the WOW Foundation, along with authors Laura Bates and Elif Shafak, and activist Josephine Kamara about women, misogyny and power, for the festival's opening session on Friday.
  • Roxane Gay - Author of Bad Feminist Roxane Gay makes an appearance to discuss everything from politics and patriarchy to Beyoncé and reality television.
  • Oloni - 'Sexpert' and relationship advisor Oloni tackles the topic with Receipts podcast host Tolani Shoneye and actor and musician Jordan Stephens.
  • Jane Garvey and Fi Glover - The radio legends record an episode of their new podcast, Off Air... with Jane and Fi, live with special guests (yet to be announced).

Jude Kelly CBE, founder of WOW, appears at this year's opening event.Journalists Sali Hughes and Lauren Laverne, actress Shobna Gulati, comedian Kathy Burke, climate activist Pat Mitchell, disability activist Shani Dhanda, and body confidence advocate Stephanie Yeboah are also all on the programme.

Alongside the talks and debates, other events take place in the building throughout the festival, including a chance to try Double-Dutch skipping or Krav Maga (an Israeli martial art), plus live music, Samba and spoken word performances. The WOW Marketplace is back for all three days of the festival, showcasing and selling products from businesses and organisations led by women or non-binary people.

There are events for children at WOW FestivalChildren are catered for too. Under-10s Feminist Corners for both boys and girls offer interactive workshops focusing on what equality means and what we can do to work towards it. Plus Joyful Joyful, aimed at 8-11 year olds, is a chance to hear from illustrator Dapo Adeola, as he presents his newly curated book Joyful, Joyful: Stories Celebrating Black Voices.

Women of the World takes place at Southbank Centre, 10-12 March 2023.

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King's Cross isn't short of trains, but did you know there are lots of miniature choo choos shuttling around here too?

In this video, we meet members of The Model Railway Club, and discover the layout they started building in the 1980s... and still haven't finished!

By the way, if you like the look of this, you'll want to know about these miniature versions of the London Underground, and London's tiniest tube station.

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Salad for a quid, you say?1. Score yourself a £1 saladSalad bar restaurant Choppaluna celebrates the launch of its new Holborn branch with £1 salad bowls this week. Every day from Monday-Friday, a different Choppaluna signature bowl is available for a quid, between 11am and 3pm (limited to the first 300 people). It's Spring Chicken on Monday and Mango Chicken on Tuesday (vegan swaps available for both), with Nacho Avocado on Wednesday, Falafel Habibi on Thursday, and Nut & Berry on Friday.

Plus, everyone who visits during the opening week can spin the wheel for a chance to win discounts and prizes, including free salad for a year.

13-17 February.

  1. Let them eat (free!) cake at Leadenhall MarketLove is in the air at Leadenhall - especially if you like cakeValentine's Day is celebrated with several different activities at Leadenhall Market, including free cake. Head along to French patisserie Aux Merveilleux de Fred from 11am on 14 February to claim one of 160 free mini cakes being given out, all in the name of love.

Free, 14 February.

  1. Bloomin' lovely free Valentine's bouquetsIt's not only free cake that's up for grabs this Valentine's Day. Online florist Bloom & Wild is giving away mini bouquets at Battle Bridge Place in King's Cross. They come with a blank greeting card, so you can quite easily pass them on as a gift to your significant other (or a mate), and they'll be none the wiser about your thriftiness. But if you want to keep them for yourself? Absolutely fine.

The flower stall is open from 8am, and there while stocks last — we'd suggest you get down there early if you're keen for a free bouquet. Plus, if you're so inclined, you can share a photo of the stall on Instagram, tagging Bloom & Wild, to enter a competition to win free flowers for a year. Bloomin' lovely.

Free, 14 February.

Head to King's Cross for a free mini bouquet - for a loved one, or for yourself.4. Woo on the cheap with a free candlelit concertIf it's a cheapo V-Day date idea you're after (times are tough, no judgement here), head to The Sound Shell in Wembley Park for a free concert of love songs and romantic ballads, performed by candlelight, by musicians including the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Plus, the first 100 people to arrive can bag themselves a free hot chocolate and doughnut courtesy of Bread Ahead.

Free, 14 February.

  1. Brave a pop-up haunted dolls' houseFor one day only, a haunted dolls' house pops up in a secret London location yet to be announced. It sounds like something you'd expect to see around Halloween rather than February half term, but it's a promo event for a spooky new ride, The Curse at Alton Manor, at Alton Towers. We don't know exactly what to expect, but it's definitely not one for younger kids.

Free, 15 February.

  1. Have you got the guts to visit this pop-up museum?Yoghurt brand Activia opens a pop-up What the Gut? Museum in Soho, which aims to demystify the workings of the gut and teach visitors how their body really works. The museum begins with a walk through a giant digestive tract, followed by an installation which shows you how your gut affects the rest of your body, and a video by Dr Zoe Williams about how to look after your gut.

Yes, it's a promo for the yoghurt brand (and an aptly-located one, being on Greek Street), but it sounds... unusual, and you might just learn something too.

Free, 15-16 February.

  1. See a new installation at Somerset HouseThere's a new treat in store at the ever-changing Edmond J. Safra Fountain Court at Somerset House from Thursday this week, as art installation Whorled (Here After Here After Here) is unveiled.

The outdoor installation, by Mumbai-based artist Jitish Kallat, resembles an oversized, unspooled ribbon. In reality, the blue and white steel sculpture is designed to resemble road signs, and is marked up with the distance between Somerset House and over 300 locations across the planet and beyond, including the Moon, Mars, and distant stars in the Milky Way.

Visitors can walk among the spirals — which would reach 168m long if stretched out — reading the names of places, including locations which are under environmental threat or have already been lost to rising sea levels, accompanied by warning and hazard symbols.

Free, 16 February-23 April.

Jitish Kallat, Here After Here After Here, is on show at Somerset House from Thursday. 8. Rock All Over The World with Status QuoWhatever You Want, get down to Barbican Library to see free new exhibition, Celebrating Seven Decades Of Quo. Hard to believe the band have been Rockin' All Over The World for more than 60 years, but the proof is in the photos, posters and other memorabilia on display here, in a collection curated by FTMO (the Official Status Quo Fan Club) and Status Quo fan and record collector, Andy Campbell.

Free, 16 February-22 May.s

  1. Bethlem history walkImage: LondonistThe Bethlem Museum of the Mind shares a site with Bethlem Royal Hospital, which was the first institution in the UK to specialise in mental health care, founded in 1247, and at its current location since 1930.

On Saturday, the museum offers a guided walk around the hospital grounds, focusing on the history of both the land where the hospital now resides, and the hospital itself at its previous locations.

£3, 18 February.

  1. Budget-friendly half term funThere are ways to keep little ones entertained during half term without spending a penny — we've got a section dedicated to free fun in our half term guide, including a map of playgrounds in central London, ideal for burning off excess energy when the weather is on your side.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Salad for a quid, you say?1. Score yourself a £1 saladSalad bar restaurant Choppaluna celebrates the launch of its new Holborn branch with £1 salad bowls this week. Every day from Monday-Friday, a different Choppaluna signature bowl is available for a quid, between 11am and 3pm (limited to the first 300 people). It's Spring Chicken on Monday and Mango Chicken on Tuesday (vegan swaps available for both), with Nacho Avocado on Wednesday, Falafel Habibi on Thursday, and Nut & Berry on Friday.

Plus, everyone who visits during the opening week can spin the wheel for a chance to win discounts and prizes, including free salad for a year.

13-17 February.

  1. Let them eat (free!) cake at Leadenhall MarketLove is in the air at Leadenhall - especially if you like cakeValentine's Day is celebrated with several different activities at Leadenhall Market, including free cake. Head along to French patisserie Aux Merveilleux de Fred from 11am on 14 February to claim one of 160 free mini cakes being given out, all in the name of love.

Free, 14 February.

  1. Bloomin' lovely free Valentine's bouquetsIt's not only free cake that's up for grabs this Valentine's Day. Online florist Bloom & Wild is giving away mini bouquets at Battle Bridge Place in King's Cross. They come with a blank greeting card, so you can quite easily pass them on as a gift to your significant other (or a mate), and they'll be none the wiser about your thriftiness. But if you want to keep them for yourself? Absolutely fine.

The flower stall is open from 8am, and there while stocks last — we'd suggest you get down there early if you're keen for a free bouquet. Plus, if you're so inclined, you can share a photo of the stall on Instagram, tagging Bloom & Wild, to enter a competition to win free flowers for a year. Bloomin' lovely.

Free, 14 February.

Head to King's Cross for a free mini bouquet - for a loved one, or for yourself.4. Woo on the cheap with a free candlelit concertIf it's a cheapo V-Day date idea you're after (times are tough, no judgement here), head to The Sound Shell in Wembley Park for a free concert of love songs and romantic ballads, performed by candlelight, by musicians including the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Plus, the first 100 people to arrive can bag themselves a free hot chocolate and doughnut courtesy of Bread Ahead.

Free, 14 February.

  1. Brave a pop-up haunted dolls' houseFor one day only, a haunted dolls' house pops up in a secret London location yet to be announced. It sounds like something you'd expect to see around Halloween rather than February half term, but it's a promo event for a spooky new ride, The Curse at Alton Manor, at Alton Towers. We don't know exactly what to expect, but it's definitely not one for younger kids.

Free, 15 February.

  1. Have you got the guts to visit this pop-up museum?Yoghurt brand Activia opens a pop-up What the Gut? Museum in Soho, which aims to demystify the workings of the gut and teach visitors how their body really works. The museum begins with a walk through a giant digestive tract, followed by an installation which shows you how your gut affects the rest of your body, and a video by Dr Zoe Williams about how to look after your gut.

Yes, it's a promo for the yoghurt brand (and an aptly-located one, being on Greek Street), but it sounds... unusual, and you might just learn something too.

Free, 15-16 February.

  1. See a new installation at Somerset HouseThere's a new treat in store at the ever-changing Edmond J. Safra Fountain Court at Somerset House from Thursday this week, as art installation Whorled (Here After Here After Here) is unveiled.

The outdoor installation, by Mumbai-based artist Jitish Kallat, resembles an oversized, unspooled ribbon. In reality, the blue and white steel sculpture is designed to resemble road signs, and is marked up with the distance between Somerset House and over 300 locations across the planet and beyond, including the Moon, Mars, and distant stars in the Milky Way.

Visitors can walk among the spirals — which would reach 168m long if stretched out — reading the names of places, including locations which are under environmental threat or have already been lost to rising sea levels, accompanied by warning and hazard symbols.

Free, 16 February-23 April.

Jitish Kallat, Here After Here After Here, is on show at Somerset House from Thursday. 8. Rock All Over The World with Status QuoWhatever You Want, get down to Barbican Library to see free new exhibition, Celebrating Seven Decades Of Quo. Hard to believe the band have been Rockin' All Over The World for more than 60 years, but the proof is in the photos, posters and other memorabilia on display here, in a collection curated by FTMO (the Official Status Quo Fan Club) and Status Quo fan and record collector, Andy Campbell.

Free, 16 February-22 May.s

  1. Bethlem history walkImage: LondonistThe Bethlem Museum of the Mind shares a site with Bethlem Royal Hospital, which was the first institution in the UK to specialise in mental health care, founded in 1247, and at its current location since 1930.

On Saturday, the museum offers a guided walk around the hospital grounds, focusing on the history of both the land where the hospital now resides, and the hospital itself at its previous locations.

£3, 18 February.

  1. Budget-friendly half term funThere are ways to keep little ones entertained during half term without spending a penny — we've got a section dedicated to free fun in our half term guide, including a map of playgrounds in central London, ideal for burning off excess energy when the weather is on your side.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

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All weekendIt's the first weekend of Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. Image © Martha CooperHALF TERM: If you're looking for ways to keep tots and teens occupied on the final weekend of half term, browse our guide to spending half term in London for exhibitions, shows, and other family-friendly fun — including some activities which are completely free. Until 19 February

WHORLED: Make time to see the newest installation in the courtyard at Somerset House, unveiled on Thursday. Whorled (Here After Here After Here) by Jitish Kallat consists of two interconnected spirals designed to look like road signs, showing the distance from Somerset House to over 300 locations across the planet and beyond, including the Moon, Mars, and distant stars in the Milky Way. FREE, 16 February-23 April

STATUS QUO: Barbican Library has a new, free exhibition Celebrating Seven Decades Of Quo. As rock band Status Quo enters its seventh decade, get a glimpse through its history through photos, posters, memorabilia, and never-seen-before handwritten lyrics. FREE, 16 February-22 May

LONDON BOOKSHOP CRAWL: London Bookshop Crawl encourages you to visit as many independent bookshops as possible over the course of one weekend — with events at different shops around the capital (as well as online). The aim is to foster a community of book lovers, support London's independent bookshops, and discover new reads. 17-19 February

LONDON MOTORCYCLE SHOW: Start your engine for the London Motorcycle Show, wheeling into town for three days at ExCeL. See the latest bikes, kit and accessories, as well as a James Bond display. 17-19 February

Jitish Kallat is the artist behind a new installation at Somerset House. Image courtesy of the artistMATILDA THE MUSICAL: If your tribe missed Matilda: The Musical when it was released in cinemas last year, book in for this weekend's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema. It runs on Saturday and Sunday this week, giving you two chances to see Matilda, Miss Honey, Miss Trunchbull (played by Emma Thompson) and co on the big screen. 18 and 19 February

BEYOND THE STREETS: Saatchi Gallery's huge new exhibition, Beyond The Streets London, claims to be the most comprehensive graffiti and street art exhibition ever to open in the UK, featuring work by more than 100 artists, from huge-scale murals to train taggers. It takes over all five of the gallery's floors, so pace yourself. 17 February-9 May

LAST CHANCE TO SEE: It's the final weekend of a few major exhibitions in London. Catch them while you can:

  • ALEXANDER THE GREAT: Alexander the Great's life spurred countless legends that go well beyond fact, and this thorough exhibition at the British Library leans fully into such mythical stories, looking at who he really was, and why he continues to captivate today. Until 19 February
  • TURNER ON TOUR: See two paintings by JMW Turner on display side by side for the first time in a century, at the National Gallery. They depict the harbours of Dieppe and Cologne, and have been in a private collection in the US since 1914. FREE, until 19 February
  • HIEROGLYPHS: The British Museum takes a deep dive into how the Rosetta Stone was used to translate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, giving us a better idea of life back then. Until 19 February
  • THE HORROR SHOW!: Head to Somerset House for a look back at the horror genre over the past 50 years, and how it was influenced by events happening in the world around us. Until 19 February

Saturday 18 FebruaryImagine Children's Festival wraps up today. Image: Alex Brenner (photography) and Guy Sanders (design)IMAGINE CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL: Coinciding with half term, but worthy of a mention in its own right, is Southbank Centre's Imagine Children's Festival, an 11-day celebration of all facets of children's literature — and some of the events and activities (though not all) are free. Saturday is the final day, wrapping things up with a dance-theatre retelling of Rapunzel and family show Everything Has Changed. Until 18 February

FLAVOURSCAPES: Head to Regent Street and St James's for the second and final day of Flavourscapes, an outdoor food market with some rather unusual concoctions available, including liquid nitrogen ice cream, glow in the dark bao buns, and candy floss burritos. *17-18 February*

WANSTEAD VINTAGE: Jewellery, vinyl, old tube maps, retro board game... Wanstead Vintage is a quarterly Aladdin's cave of pre-loved treasures waiting to be explored, and it's happening today. 10.30am-4.30pm

CERAMICS MARKET: Browse and buy goods from over 60 ceramic artists at the Independent Ceramics Market, at Copeland Park and the Bussey Building in Peckham. Cups and sculptures are among the goods available from art students and graduates, and experienced artists. 11am-5pm

PEAKY BLINDERS: If you're missing your fix of TV show Peaky Blinders, join Footprints of London guide Rob Smith on a walking tour through the real London of Peaky Blinders. Hear the true story of the Sabini gang, and visit some of their haunts in what was London's Little Italy.2pm-4pm

NEW ORLEANS PARTY: Mardi Gras isn't until Tuesday, but there's a lively New Orleans-style bash at The Prince in West Brompton today. American whiskey brand Southern Comfort hosts, with cocktails and slushies available all night, and live DJs headlined by Nathan Dawe. 3pm-midnight

Get in on the Mardi Gras action at The Prince.TAP FACTORY: 12 oil barrels, one stepladder, four bins and a bucket take to the stage at Croydon's Fairfield Halls — along with eight performers. Tap Factory is a lively, family-friendly show bringing together dance, acrobatics, music and comedy. 7pm

ROOPA PANESAR: Musician Roopa Panesar — a celebrated sitar player, performing Indian classical and Hindustani music — is at Barbican for a live show. Hear tracks from her upcoming album, ATMA, for which she collaborated with several Indian classical and jazz musicians. 8pm

HEART OF BRASS: No Limit Street Band — a high-energy brass group — headlines Heart of Brass at Queen of Hoxton, an evening of upbeat covers of house, funk and disco tracks. 8pm

LEO GREEN: Saxophonist supreme Leo Green is currently doing a residency at swanky Covent Garden hotel Middle Eight, which includes two shows every Saturday. For hands-in-the-air jazzed-up renditions of everything from Ed Sheeran to Beyonce To Elvis, this is where it's at. 8pm-9.15pm and 10pm-11.15pm

PATTI HARRISON: Tonight's your final chance to catch comedian Patti Harrison performing her current show — a work-in-progress, as it turns out — at Soho Theatre. We found it highly distasteful and riotously funny — here's our full review. 9.15pm

Sunday 19 FebruaryBag a bargain at the Independent Ceramics MarketCRICK CRACK CLUB: Fairytale-teller extraordinaire Ben Haggarty is at Gunnersbury Park & Museum, telling the story of Jack and the 12 Dancing Princesses. The 50-minute-long tale of broken shoes, strange disappearances and enchanted mirrors is suitable for anyone aged five to 100. 11am-11.50am

HOUSEPLANT MARKET: Got a gap in your house that needs filling? Yesterday's Independent Ceramics Market expands today to include houseplants too — so you can leave with a new green friend, and a jazzy pot to display it in. 11am-5pm

PECKHAM RECORD FAIR: And under the same room as those pots and plants (above) is Peckham Record Fair. Basically, if you're looking to part with any money this weekend, while supporting independent traders, the Bussey Building is the place to head. 11am-5pm

QUEER BOTANICAL DRAWING: Head to Chelsea Physic Garden for an LGBTQ+ History Month event — a Queer Botanical Drawing Session. Designer and artist Edward Luke Thrush hosts the workshop, which looks at plants through a queen botanical lens. All materials are provided, though you can bring your own if your prefer. 1pm-4pm

Browse more than 30 tables at Peckham Record FairCARNIVAL DO BRASIL: Over in Brazil, it's Carnival week this week, but if you can't make it to Rio, head to Wembley Park instead. Carnival Do Brasil at Boxpark is a party featuring Latin DJs and Samba dancers and bands. 3pm-11pm

POWER OF FOUR: Join not one, not two, but FOUR fabulous drag queens — including Mary Mac and Marsha Mallow — at Two Brewers in Clapham, for a party that, well, drags on from mid afternoon to the small hours of Monday morning. 4pm-2am

JIBANANANDA FESTIVAL: Rich Mix hosts a celebration of Indian-Bengali poet Jibanananda Das's 124th birthday. Sadly, the man himself is no longer with us, but that's not stopping poet Ahmed Kaysher from curating an evening of readings and performances of Das's work.FREE, 5pm

ELMORE QUARTET: Performing at today's Sunday concert at Conway Hall in Holborn is the Elmore Quartet, a group of string musicians who met at Royal Northern College of Music in 2017. They perform work by Haydn, Fanny Mendelssohn, and Brahms. 6.30pm

COMEDY GALA: Matthew Highton, Rosie Holt, Stewart Lee, Ania Magliano, Shazia Mirza, Simon Munnery and Bilal Zafar are among the comedians appearing at a comedy gala night at Bloomsbury Theatre, raising money for non-profit community radio station Resonance FM. 7pm

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All weekendIt's the first weekend of Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. Image © Martha CooperHALF TERM: If you're looking for ways to keep tots and teens occupied on the final weekend of half term, browse our guide to spending half term in London for exhibitions, shows, and other family-friendly fun — including some activities which are completely free. Until 19 February

WHORLED: Make time to see the newest installation in the courtyard at Somerset House, unveiled on Thursday. Whorled (Here After Here After Here) by Jitish Kallat consists of two interconnected spirals designed to look like road signs, showing the distance from Somerset House to over 300 locations across the planet and beyond, including the Moon, Mars, and distant stars in the Milky Way. FREE, 16 February-23 April

STATUS QUO: Barbican Library has a new, free exhibition Celebrating Seven Decades Of Quo. As rock band Status Quo enters its seventh decade, get a glimpse through its history through photos, posters, memorabilia, and never-seen-before handwritten lyrics. FREE, 16 February-22 May

LONDON BOOKSHOP CRAWL: London Bookshop Crawl encourages you to visit as many independent bookshops as possible over the course of one weekend — with events at different shops around the capital (as well as online). The aim is to foster a community of book lovers, support London's independent bookshops, and discover new reads. 17-19 February

LONDON MOTORCYCLE SHOW: Start your engine for the London Motorcycle Show, wheeling into town for three days at ExCeL. See the latest bikes, kit and accessories, as well as a James Bond display. 17-19 February

Jitish Kallat is the artist behind a new installation at Somerset House. Image courtesy of the artistMATILDA THE MUSICAL: If your tribe missed Matilda: The Musical when it was released in cinemas last year, book in for this weekend's Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema. It runs on Saturday and Sunday this week, giving you two chances to see Matilda, Miss Honey, Miss Trunchbull (played by Emma Thompson) and co on the big screen. 18 and 19 February

BEYOND THE STREETS: Saatchi Gallery's huge new exhibition, Beyond The Streets London, claims to be the most comprehensive graffiti and street art exhibition ever to open in the UK, featuring work by more than 100 artists, from huge-scale murals to train taggers. It takes over all five of the gallery's floors, so pace yourself. 17 February-9 May

LAST CHANCE TO SEE: It's the final weekend of a few major exhibitions in London. Catch them while you can:

  • ALEXANDER THE GREAT: Alexander the Great's life spurred countless legends that go well beyond fact, and this thorough exhibition at the British Library leans fully into such mythical stories, looking at who he really was, and why he continues to captivate today. Until 19 February
  • TURNER ON TOUR: See two paintings by JMW Turner on display side by side for the first time in a century, at the National Gallery. They depict the harbours of Dieppe and Cologne, and have been in a private collection in the US since 1914. FREE, until 19 February
  • HIEROGLYPHS: The British Museum takes a deep dive into how the Rosetta Stone was used to translate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, giving us a better idea of life back then. Until 19 February
  • THE HORROR SHOW!: Head to Somerset House for a look back at the horror genre over the past 50 years, and how it was influenced by events happening in the world around us. Until 19 February

Saturday 18 FebruaryImagine Children's Festival wraps up today. Image: Alex Brenner (photography) and Guy Sanders (design)IMAGINE CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL: Coinciding with half term, but worthy of a mention in its own right, is Southbank Centre's Imagine Children's Festival, an 11-day celebration of all facets of children's literature — and some of the events and activities (though not all) are free. Saturday is the final day, wrapping things up with a dance-theatre retelling of Rapunzel and family show Everything Has Changed. Until 18 February

FLAVOURSCAPES: Head to Regent Street and St James's for the second and final day of Flavourscapes, an outdoor food market with some rather unusual concoctions available, including liquid nitrogen ice cream, glow in the dark bao buns, and candy floss burritos. *17-18 February*

WANSTEAD VINTAGE: Jewellery, vinyl, old tube maps, retro board game... Wanstead Vintage is a quarterly Aladdin's cave of pre-loved treasures waiting to be explored, and it's happening today. 10.30am-4.30pm

CERAMICS MARKET: Browse and buy goods from over 60 ceramic artists at the Independent Ceramics Market, at Copeland Park and the Bussey Building in Peckham. Cups and sculptures are among the goods available from art students and graduates, and experienced artists. 11am-5pm

PEAKY BLINDERS: If you're missing your fix of TV show Peaky Blinders, join Footprints of London guide Rob Smith on a walking tour through the real London of Peaky Blinders. Hear the true story of the Sabini gang, and visit some of their haunts in what was London's Little Italy.2pm-4pm

NEW ORLEANS PARTY: Mardi Gras isn't until Tuesday, but there's a lively New Orleans-style bash at The Prince in West Brompton today. American whiskey brand Southern Comfort hosts, with cocktails and slushies available all night, and live DJs headlined by Nathan Dawe. 3pm-midnight

Get in on the Mardi Gras action at The Prince.TAP FACTORY: 12 oil barrels, one stepladder, four bins and a bucket take to the stage at Croydon's Fairfield Halls — along with eight performers. Tap Factory is a lively, family-friendly show bringing together dance, acrobatics, music and comedy. 7pm

ROOPA PANESAR: Musician Roopa Panesar — a celebrated sitar player, performing Indian classical and Hindustani music — is at Barbican for a live show. Hear tracks from her upcoming album, ATMA, for which she collaborated with several Indian classical and jazz musicians. 8pm

HEART OF BRASS: No Limit Street Band — a high-energy brass group — headlines Heart of Brass at Queen of Hoxton, an evening of upbeat covers of house, funk and disco tracks. 8pm

LEO GREEN: Saxophonist supreme Leo Green is currently doing a residency at swanky Covent Garden hotel Middle Eight, which includes two shows every Saturday. For hands-in-the-air jazzed-up renditions of everything from Ed Sheeran to Beyonce To Elvis, this is where it's at. 8pm-9.15pm and 10pm-11.15pm

PATTI HARRISON: Tonight's your final chance to catch comedian Patti Harrison performing her current show — a work-in-progress, as it turns out — at Soho Theatre. We found it highly distasteful and riotously funny — here's our full review. 9.15pm

Sunday 19 FebruaryBag a bargain at the Independent Ceramics MarketCRICK CRACK CLUB: Fairytale-teller extraordinaire Ben Haggarty is at Gunnersbury Park & Museum, telling the story of Jack and the 12 Dancing Princesses. The 50-minute-long tale of broken shoes, strange disappearances and enchanted mirrors is suitable for anyone aged five to 100. 11am-11.50am

HOUSEPLANT MARKET: Got a gap in your house that needs filling? Yesterday's Independent Ceramics Market expands today to include houseplants too — so you can leave with a new green friend, and a jazzy pot to display it in. 11am-5pm

PECKHAM RECORD FAIR: And under the same room as those pots and plants (above) is Peckham Record Fair. Basically, if you're looking to part with any money this weekend, while supporting independent traders, the Bussey Building is the place to head. 11am-5pm

QUEER BOTANICAL DRAWING: Head to Chelsea Physic Garden for an LGBTQ+ History Month event — a Queer Botanical Drawing Session. Designer and artist Edward Luke Thrush hosts the workshop, which looks at plants through a queen botanical lens. All materials are provided, though you can bring your own if your prefer. 1pm-4pm

Browse more than 30 tables at Peckham Record FairCARNIVAL DO BRASIL: Over in Brazil, it's Carnival week this week, but if you can't make it to Rio, head to Wembley Park instead. Carnival Do Brasil at Boxpark is a party featuring Latin DJs and Samba dancers and bands. 3pm-11pm

POWER OF FOUR: Join not one, not two, but FOUR fabulous drag queens — including Mary Mac and Marsha Mallow — at Two Brewers in Clapham, for a party that, well, drags on from mid afternoon to the small hours of Monday morning. 4pm-2am

JIBANANANDA FESTIVAL: Rich Mix hosts a celebration of Indian-Bengali poet Jibanananda Das's 124th birthday. Sadly, the man himself is no longer with us, but that's not stopping poet Ahmed Kaysher from curating an evening of readings and performances of Das's work.FREE, 5pm

ELMORE QUARTET: Performing at today's Sunday concert at Conway Hall in Holborn is the Elmore Quartet, a group of string musicians who met at Royal Northern College of Music in 2017. They perform work by Haydn, Fanny Mendelssohn, and Brahms. 6.30pm

COMEDY GALA: Matthew Highton, Rosie Holt, Stewart Lee, Ania Magliano, Shazia Mirza, Simon Munnery and Bilal Zafar are among the comedians appearing at a comedy gala night at Bloomsbury Theatre, raising money for non-profit community radio station Resonance FM. 7pm

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The smoked salmon & avocado stack at Stack & Still can be made gluten-free.It's all fun and games on Pancake Day — unless you've got a food intolerance which strictly limits your options. These London cafes and restaurants offer vegan pancakes and dairy-free or gluten-free pancakes year-round.

For further Shrove Tuesday or casual pancake inspiration, take a look at our guide to the best pancakes and crepes in London.

  1. My Old Dutch: vegan, dairy-free and gluten-free pancakes

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This mini-chain of pancake houses was one of the first places in London to offer gluten-free and vegan pancakes.

Its pancakes use rice, tapioca, buckwheat and potato, and any of the regular pancakes from the menus can be adapted as gluten-free. The vegan option uses the same recipe as the gluten-free one, further swapping out milk for soy milk.

If it's lactose that's holding you back from your pancake dreams, you can order a soy pancake base, which eliminates the milk. All cheese pancakes can be served with a lactose-free cheese instead for a small extra charge.

My Old Dutch, Holborn, Chelsea and Kensington

  1. Where The Pancakes Are: vegan, dairy-free and gluten-free pancakesPhoto: Where The Pancakes AreAny of the pancakes at this eatery are available made with the special '3-in-1 batter'. This is dairy-free, wheat-free and vegan, made from organic rice & buckwheat flour, soy milk and chickpea water.

Obviously, you'll need to pick your toppings carefully, though menu options are helpfully labelled as wf (wheat-free) and ve (vegan) where appropriate. Vegans are catered for on both the savoury and sweet menus, with quinoa, roasted squash, red onion, kale, raw beetroot, pomegranate, cashews & ginger-soy dressing as one vibrant option. Check the menu for details.

Where The Pancakes Are, branches in Southwark, Fitzrovia and Battersea Power Station.

  1. Sarava, Brixton: vegan and gluten-free galettesPreviously known as Senzala, this south London café serves French crepes with Brazilian flair. Technically, pancakes aren't on the menu — it's a choice between galettes and crepes (the difference being what they're made of) but we find that they both do the job nicely when a pancake craving strikes.

The galettes contain gluten-free buckwheat flour, making them suitable for both vegan and gluten-free diners, while the crepes are made from plain flour and contain egg and dairy — so if you're vegan or gluten-free, go with galettes.

Thankfully the same toppings are available on both, and the menu clearly marks out which toppings are suitable for which dietary requirements, with a whole page each of savoury and sweet options to choose from, and extra ingredients available to add. Vegan options include the Rosa Squash (tomato chutney, roasted butternut squash, courgette, red pepper confit, rocket and roasted almond) and the Sweetie Vegan (maple syrup, banana, strawberries and mixed nuts).

Sarava, Brixton Village Market, 41-42 Coldharbour Lane, SW9 8PS

  1. Farmacy, Notting Hill: vegan and gluten-free pancakesThis bougie Notting Hill restaurant offers a plant-based menu, and also focuses on organic and chemical-free food. It's a healthy menu — think cold-pressed juices and superfood smoothies — with the house pancakes featuring on the brunch menu.

The vegan and gluten-free buckwheat flour pancakes are served with berry compote, seasonal fruits, coconut yoghurt and maple syrup. The recipe features in the Farmacy Kitchen Cookbook, if you fancy whipping up your own at home.

Farmacy, 74 Westbourne Grove, W2 5SH.

  1. The Gallery Cafe: vegan and gluten-free pancakesEverything served at The Gallery Cafe is vegan, and that includes the gluten-free pancakes on the breakfast menu, served 9am-12pm Monday-Friday, and 9am-1pm at weekends. The American-style pancakes are topped with coconut yoghurt, toasted almonds and agave syrup, with either berry compote or poached apple.

The cafe is located within St Margaret's House, an organisation which aims to get people playing a more active role in the local community. Many of the ingredients in the cafe are locally sourced, and the profits go back into St Margaret's House — so by tucking into your vegan pancakes, you're helping the local community.

The Gallery Cafe, 21 Old Ford Road, Bethnal Green, E2 9PL6. WAVE: vegan and gluten-free pancakes

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WAVE — We Are Vegan Everything — is by the duo behind vegan bakery Cupcakes And Shhht. It's both a cafe and a food supplier, with dishes served everyday, including pancakes. The menu changes regularly, but at time of writing, the breakfast menu at the Hackney branch has apple crumble pancakes, topped with caramelised apples, crumble, cinnamon, and (vegan) cream. As an added bonus, they're gluten-free as standard.

WAVE, venues in Hackney and Stoke Newington.

  1. The Breakfast Club: vegan pancakes

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Beloved mini-chain The Breakfast Club made it onto our list of top places to get pancakes in London, and two of the four options on the current menu can be made vegan on request. The All-American pancake stack (pancakes, bacon, a sausage, homestyle potatoes, fried eggs and maple syrup) can be made veggie or vegan, while the Pancakes, Cream and Berries (fresh berries, lemon and vanilla cream, maple syrup) offers a vegan option — which naturally has vegetarians covered anyway.

The Breakfast Club has locations all over London.

  1. Stack & Still, Leicester Square: vegan and gluten-free pancakes.Central London newbie Stack & Still has a helpful interactive menu on its website, which allows you to filter by dietary requirements, including vegan as well as gluten and dairy intolerances.

For vegans, several of the savoury signature stacks, including Piri Piri, Doner Kebab and All American, are available, though it's not such good news for sweet toothed vegans when it comes to ready-designed stacks. Nonetheless, plenty of the sweet toppings are vegan, meaning you can design your own meal from a vegan base.

If it's gluten that troubles you, there are plenty of sweet and savoury options, including the salmon & avocado and peanut butter stacks, and again, you can pick individual ingredients to create your own meal if you prefer.

Stack & Still, 17-18 Irving Street, WC2H 7AU.

  1. La Petite Bretagne, Hammersmith: gluten-free crepesHammersmith creperie La Bretagne is unapologetically French: the recipes, the decor, the music, the staff and the clientele. It's an ideal venue for coeliacs as the savoury galettes are wheat- and gluten-free by default and sweet crepes can be gluten-free if you ask.

La Petite Bretagne, 5-7 Beadon Road, W6 0EA.

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The smoked salmon & avocado stack at Stack & Still can be made gluten-free.It's all fun and games on Pancake Day — unless you've got a food intolerance which strictly limits your options. These London cafes and restaurants offer vegan pancakes and dairy-free or gluten-free pancakes year-round.

For further Shrove Tuesday or casual pancake inspiration, take a look at our guide to the best pancakes and crepes in London.

  1. My Old Dutch: vegan, dairy-free and gluten-free pancakes

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This mini-chain of pancake houses was one of the first places in London to offer gluten-free and vegan pancakes.

Its pancakes use rice, tapioca, buckwheat and potato, and any of the regular pancakes from the menus can be adapted as gluten-free. The vegan option uses the same recipe as the gluten-free one, further swapping out milk for soy milk.

If it's lactose that's holding you back from your pancake dreams, you can order a soy pancake base, which eliminates the milk. All cheese pancakes can be served with a lactose-free cheese instead for a small extra charge.

My Old Dutch, Holborn, Chelsea and Kensington

  1. Where The Pancakes Are: vegan, dairy-free and gluten-free pancakesPhoto: Where The Pancakes AreAny of the pancakes at this eatery are available made with the special '3-in-1 batter'. This is dairy-free, wheat-free and vegan, made from organic rice & buckwheat flour, soy milk and chickpea water.

Obviously, you'll need to pick your toppings carefully, though menu options are helpfully labelled as wf (wheat-free) and ve (vegan) where appropriate. Vegans are catered for on both the savoury and sweet menus, with quinoa, roasted squash, red onion, kale, raw beetroot, pomegranate, cashews & ginger-soy dressing as one vibrant option. Check the menu for details.

Where The Pancakes Are, branches in Southwark, Fitzrovia and Battersea Power Station.

  1. Sarava, Brixton: vegan and gluten-free galettesPreviously known as Senzala, this south London café serves French crepes with Brazilian flair. Technically, pancakes aren't on the menu — it's a choice between galettes and crepes (the difference being what they're made of) but we find that they both do the job nicely when a pancake craving strikes.

The galettes contain gluten-free buckwheat flour, making them suitable for both vegan and gluten-free diners, while the crepes are made from plain flour and contain egg and dairy — so if you're vegan or gluten-free, go with galettes.

Thankfully the same toppings are available on both, and the menu clearly marks out which toppings are suitable for which dietary requirements, with a whole page each of savoury and sweet options to choose from, and extra ingredients available to add. Vegan options include the Rosa Squash (tomato chutney, roasted butternut squash, courgette, red pepper confit, rocket and roasted almond) and the Sweetie Vegan (maple syrup, banana, strawberries and mixed nuts).

Sarava, Brixton Village Market, 41-42 Coldharbour Lane, SW9 8PS

  1. Farmacy, Notting Hill: vegan and gluten-free pancakesThis bougie Notting Hill restaurant offers a plant-based menu, and also focuses on organic and chemical-free food. It's a healthy menu — think cold-pressed juices and superfood smoothies — with the house pancakes featuring on the brunch menu.

The vegan and gluten-free buckwheat flour pancakes are served with berry compote, seasonal fruits, coconut yoghurt and maple syrup. The recipe features in the Farmacy Kitchen Cookbook, if you fancy whipping up your own at home.

Farmacy, 74 Westbourne Grove, W2 5SH.

  1. The Gallery Cafe: vegan and gluten-free pancakesEverything served at The Gallery Cafe is vegan, and that includes the gluten-free pancakes on the breakfast menu, served 9am-12pm Monday-Friday, and 9am-1pm at weekends. The American-style pancakes are topped with coconut yoghurt, toasted almonds and agave syrup, with either berry compote or poached apple.

The cafe is located within St Margaret's House, an organisation which aims to get people playing a more active role in the local community. Many of the ingredients in the cafe are locally sourced, and the profits go back into St Margaret's House — so by tucking into your vegan pancakes, you're helping the local community.

The Gallery Cafe, 21 Old Ford Road, Bethnal Green, E2 9PL6. WAVE: vegan and gluten-free pancakes

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WAVE — We Are Vegan Everything — is by the duo behind vegan bakery Cupcakes And Shhht. It's both a cafe and a food supplier, with dishes served everyday, including pancakes. The menu changes regularly, but at time of writing, the breakfast menu at the Hackney branch has apple crumble pancakes, topped with caramelised apples, crumble, cinnamon, and (vegan) cream. As an added bonus, they're gluten-free as standard.

WAVE, venues in Hackney and Stoke Newington.

  1. The Breakfast Club: vegan pancakes

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Beloved mini-chain The Breakfast Club made it onto our list of top places to get pancakes in London, and two of the four options on the current menu can be made vegan on request. The All-American pancake stack (pancakes, bacon, a sausage, homestyle potatoes, fried eggs and maple syrup) can be made veggie or vegan, while the Pancakes, Cream and Berries (fresh berries, lemon and vanilla cream, maple syrup) offers a vegan option — which naturally has vegetarians covered anyway.

The Breakfast Club has locations all over London.

  1. Stack & Still, Leicester Square: vegan and gluten-free pancakes.Central London newbie Stack & Still has a helpful interactive menu on its website, which allows you to filter by dietary requirements, including vegan as well as gluten and dairy intolerances.

For vegans, several of the savoury signature stacks, including Piri Piri, Doner Kebab and All American, are available, though it's not such good news for sweet toothed vegans when it comes to ready-designed stacks. Nonetheless, plenty of the sweet toppings are vegan, meaning you can design your own meal from a vegan base.

If it's gluten that troubles you, there are plenty of sweet and savoury options, including the salmon & avocado and peanut butter stacks, and again, you can pick individual ingredients to create your own meal if you prefer.

Stack & Still, 17-18 Irving Street, WC2H 7AU.

  1. La Petite Bretagne, Hammersmith: gluten-free crepesHammersmith creperie La Bretagne is unapologetically French: the recipes, the decor, the music, the staff and the clientele. It's an ideal venue for coeliacs as the savoury galettes are wheat- and gluten-free by default and sweet crepes can be gluten-free if you ask.

La Petite Bretagne, 5-7 Beadon Road, W6 0EA.

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Have yourself a manic Monday... in the best possible way. Image: Londonist🎵 Bah-da bah-da-da-da... Monday Monday... 🎵

For many of us, Mondays are a time to put a wash on, bung some fish fingers in the oven and catch up on who's been chucked out of Pottery Throw Down. In fact it's easy for Londoners to forget that even though it's a Monday, they still live in the greatest city in the world.

Once in a while, then, it's your goddamn duty to throw caution to the wind — and get involved in some of the marvellous things going down at the business end of the week.

Walks, talks and tours on a Monday in LondonBe a trailblazer by actually going out on a Monday.* City of London Guides do their London's Burning walking tours on Mondays, charting the city's unfortunate tendency for going on fire through the centuries. * The Footprints of London guides really know their London onions, and sometimes run Monday tours. * London Walks' Monday programme of guided tours includes Darkest Victorian London and Old Westminster by Gaslight. * The Royal Society hosts fascinating lectures on everything from astronomy to microbiology, sometimes on a Monday. * Gresham College often runs Monday lectures, spanning a diapason of subjects, at the historic Barnard's Inn Hall. * Blackheath Halls sometimes runs lecture series on Mondays; at the time of writing, Matthew Taylor is speaking in a nine-part series on Bach, Handel and Scarlatti.

Live music on a Monday in LondonRonnie Scott's has not one, but two music sessions on a Monday. Image: Ronnie Scott'sMany music venues have Monday as their night off, though plenty of others start the week as they mean to go on. Here's our pick of the latter:

  • Soho jazz nirvana Ronnie Scott's usually has two shows on a Monday: one downstairs, one up.
  • There's more Monday jazz to be had at New Orleans-inspired haunt, Plaquemine Lock.
  • Windmill Brixton couldn't give a hoot that it's Monday, putting on a steady stream of thrilling music acts.
  • Putney's Half Moon pub gets the week off to a gentle start, with a chance to discover new music by candlelight.
  • (Literal) toilet bar CellarDoor hosts the smashing God Save the Queen cabaret night every Monday.
  • Crush that case of the Monday blues, with free entry to Ain't Nothin' But - the Blues Bar every Monday.
  • Cafe OTO (right next to Hackney Central) has voguish music acts on tap, and that includes Mondays.
  • VICE's boozer the Old Blue Last is known for its Monday showcases — sometimes they're free too.
  • Head underneath the arches on a Monday to discover cool musical acts at OMEARA — a stone's throw from London Bridge.
  • Camden's legendary Green Note doesn't take a day off, and its Monday shows include the monthly Gutter Street Nights, where six talented acts perform a song or poem based on a given theme.

Comedy and cabaret on a Monday in LondonSoho Theatre's a good shout for comedy on a Monday — and take it from us, it's just as busy then as any other night of the week.Many of London's comedy clubs fling open their doors on a Monday, and let loose with the laughs. Here's our pick:

  • Jester Jesters take over Farringdon's Betsey Trotwood every Monday, for an evening of material from comics who want to hone their material in front of an intimate audience.
  • Happy Mondays does what it says on the tin — laying on the laughs, with a roster of talented comedians at the Amersham Arms in New Cross every Monday.
  • Get an early dose of laughs at Museum of Comedy's weekly Monday Club, where top-notch comedians try out fresh gags in this doozy of a central London venue.
  • Camden Comedy Club puts on stand up shows some Mondays — note, these are at the Camden Head pub in Camden Town.
  • Meanwhile, at the Camden Head pub in Angel, Mondays are reserved for Raw Comedy Nights, where you'll catch newer acts making a go of it, and established acts testing the waters with fresh material.
  • Vauxhall Comedy Club puts on a slew of hilarious acts every Monday night, with tickets including a free bevvy.
  • Top Secret Comedy Club in Covent Garden will sometimes have multiple shows on a Monday evening, with both WIPs and fully-developed stand up on the cards.
  • The king of comedy venues, Soho Theatre obviously doesn't rest on a Monday, plying the audience with an ongoing deluge of Edinburgh-quality talent (and surely one of the busiest bars in town).
  • The legendary Comedy Store keeps itself busy on Mondays, with various shows, including Old Rope (New Material), and the infamous King Gong show once a month.
  • There's almost always something going down on a Monday at Leicester Square Theatre — could be a Richard Herring podcast, could be a Tony Blair rock opera, could be something totally different.

Pub quizzes on a Monday in LondonMonday's a good night to go quizzing. Image: ShutterstockMonday's a good night for pub quiz freaks, with a raft of places to flex your pop knowledge. Here's a selection:

  • Every Monday at the Lexington, Paul Guided Missile hosts his super-fun legendary pop quiz, which is lapped up by musos and the pop-curious alike.
  • Monday nights are quiz nights at the White Horse in Wembley, with a £50 bar tab up for grabs.
  • The Arnos Arms, next to the magnificent Arnos Grove station, has a pub quiz on Mondays, with a £50 bar tab prize.
  • Get your noggin round general knowledge, picture rounds, puzzles, creative challenges and music rounds at the Strongroom's weekly Monday quiz.
  • The Fence in the City invites you to gather your brainiest friends together every Monday, in a bid to scoop the bar tab and cash rollover prize.
  • Contemporary Docklands pub the Windjammer hosts its pub quiz on a Monday, with a £40 bar tab in the offing.
  • Finchley's Elephant Inn is know for its authentic Thai cuisine, but did you know it also hosts a Monday pub quiz too? Well you do now.

Special Monday deals in LondonPlay foosball for free on Mondays at Bar Kick. Image: iStock/nikkytokNumberless London bars boast weekday happy hours, and we can't list them all here. But here's a selection of food and drink deals that are there for the taking for those who venture out on a Monday:

  • All vegan food is half price on Mondays at the Camden Eye.
  • Do Monday in style by diving into oysters for £1 a pop (3pm-6pm) at branches of Wright Bros (Battersea Power Station, South Kensington and Borough Market).
  • Monday Club at Tequila Mockingbird (Brixton, Covent Garden, Clapham Junction, Putney, Tooting, Shoreditch, Wimbledon) offers 2-for-1 cocktails, plus the opportunity to play away the evening on retro games like Jenga and Connect 4.
  • While you have to fork out to play on Bar Kick's foosball tables six days of the week, on Mondays, it's totally free to use 'em. Back of the (tiny) net!

Other things to do in London on a MondayWhy not go see a film in one of London's spiffing indie cinemas. Image: Basil Jradeh under a Creative Commons licenseObviously we're not going to say stuff like 'go for a pint' or 'visit the British Museum', but here are a few more things you can keep yourself busy with at the business end of the week:

  • The Social — not far from Oxford Circus, and best known for its live music — often puts on talks and poetry nights on a Monday.
  • Big Penny Social in Walthamstow puts on its parent and baby film club on Mondays, and it's free entry too.
  • Get active in a pub, with Zumba and salsa classes at the Bedford in Balham every Monday.
  • Many theatres and pub theatres open on a Monday (Sunday is the West End's traditional day of rest) so you won't have a problem getting your fix of drama, musicals and the like.
  • Go see a film in one of London's spiffing indie cinemas.

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London is filled with oddities — strange plaques, unusual bollards and other unexpected points of interest. The true oddity serves no practical purpose, but brings a smile to the face by its very existence. It is the bench plaque that remembers a man "who hated this spot", or the old phone box filled with flowers. It is the chewing gum artwork of Millennium Bridge, or the musical gravestones of the clown Grimaldi. Oddities are everywhere, and we have mapped them.

But, like anything in this world, every oddity has its day. Many a plaque has vanished to vandalism or redevelopment. Quirky street furniture may be removed at any time, on the whim of a council. Here, then, are a selection of oddities that once graced London's streets and parks, but which have now gone to the great oddbox in the sky.

The Hardy TreeImage: LondonistThis enigmatic ash beside Old St Pancras Church collapsed at the tail end of 2022 after years of fungal attack. It was a sad moment. This was possibly London's most-photographed tree. Its girdle of tombstones was — according to modern myth — put in place by Thomas Hardy. The future novelist did work in the churchyard as a young man, clearing graves to make way for rail expansion. Nothing but folklore connects him to the tree itself, however. Now it has fallen and the graves stand without their arboreal superintendent.

The gold-beater's arm of SohoThe original gold-beater's arm in the Dickens Museum. Image: LondonistUntil a few years ago, Manette Street in Soho was arguably the best street in London. It had Foyles bookshop on one side, The Crobar on the other, and it led to the historic Pillars of Hercules pub on Greek Street. All that has now changed. Foyles moved; the Crobar closed; and the Pillars of Hercules keeps reopening as a new cocktail bar.

Manette Street is still named after a Dickens character, though. Dr Manette from A Tale of Two Cities lived “In a building at the back attainable by a courtyard where a plane tree rustled its green leaves, church organs claim to be made, and likewise gold to be beaten by some mysterious giant who had a golden arm starting out of the wall...". The gold-beater's arm was a real feature of the road and the original (pictured above) can still be seen at the Dickens Museum. However, a decent replica of the arm jutted out of the south wall of Manette Street for many years, until it too was swept away by the redevelopment of the Foyles site.

The plaque to Jacob von HogflumeNoted time traveller Jacob von Hogflume (1864-1909) will be a resident of Golden Square, Soho in 2189, as noted by the blue plaque that once marked the spot. The spoof English Heritage plaque was short lived, but other memorials to the temporal hobo have appeared around the world. The plaques were supposedly placed by Monty Python fans irked at English Heritage's refusal to recognise Graham Chapman with an official Blue Plaque (a connection we haven't been able to verify).

The Swiss Centre CarillonImage: LondonistThe Swiss Centre in Leicester Square was all kinds of odd. Wonderful odd, mind you. It had that hidden cinema only accessible by lift. It sported a curvy facade the colour of Swiss chocolate. And then there was the chiming bell clock (technically, a carillon), which would mark the hours in the most jingly-jangly way. Well, we all know what happened next. The characterful Swiss chocolate gave way to M&Ms, whose unlikely superstore remains a magnet for sweet-toothed tourists. The carillon was disassembled, but not entirely lost. The bells have since been stitched together into a new form, and reanimated by electricity — which is kind of appropriate, given that Frankenstein was written and set in Switzerland.

Bus stop potatoes Image: LondonistBack in 2006, top-deck bus passengers were treated to a peculiar form of guerrilla art. Someone had painted and skewered a selection of potatoes, then hurled them onto bus shelter roofs. The phenomenon reappears from time to time, but never to the same extent as that mid-Noughties spudwave.

Brooke Shields AlphabetImage: LondonistThis now-obscure oddity was the talk of the town back in 2007. In short, someone had scrawled the phrase "Brooke Shields Alphabet" (sometimes "The Alphabet of Brooke Shields") onto dozens of London walls. We crowdsourced a map of all the occurrences and... found no pattern whatsoever. To this day, we still have no idea what the phrase meant, or who was behind it.

A Room for LondonImage: LondonistRemember this strange thing? Called 'A Room for London', the vaguely nautical oddity protruded from the roof of the South Bank's Queen Elizabeth Hall from 2012 to 2016. As its name suggests, the ship-shaped structure contained one bedroom, which could be booked for single-night residencies. The project was jointly realised by Artangel and Living Architecture.

Oliver Cromwell, with massive fist and turbanOliver "massive fist" Cromwell under the horse of Charles IIOne historical oddity that nobody will remember is the statue of Charles II trampling a brawny, turban-wearing Oliver Cromwell. The equestrian statue stood for many years at Bank junction, on the site of what is now Mansion House. The history books do not record an incident in which Charles rode roughshod over the Lord Protector, nor does any portrait show Cromwell in cloth headgear. The statue was, in fact, recycled from an earlier one depicting John III Sobieski trampling a Turkish soldier. This oddity still exists — it was shifted up to Lincolnshire when its services were no longer required in the City.

And finally... the Admiralty Arch nose?Image: LondonistIf this one hasn't yet vanished, then it is certainly endangered. The calcified conk has protruded from one of the arch's spans for a couple of decades, supposedly modelled on the Duke of Wellington's nose and rubbed by mounted soldiers for luck (all myth). It's thought to be the work of artist Rick Buckley, who has a nose for such things. Admiralty Arch is currently undergoing a multi-million pound refit to turn it into a hotel and posh apartments. The arch is sealed off, and it seems likely that its celebrated oddity will be removed during the works.

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The coronation takes place at Westminster Abbey on 6 May 2023. Image: Dan Marsh in creative commons2022 was a landmark year for regal events in London — with a platinum jubilee and a state funeral for Elizabeth II. 2023 is another biggie, with the coronation of her son, Charles III this summer.

We've put together a guide to the coronation happenings in London, so you can plan ahead. We'll update this article as more details are given in the run-up to the big weekend.

When is Charles III's coronation?Saturday 6 May 2023. As for timings, the coronation will take place in the morning, following a 'King's Procession' from Buckingham Palace.

Charles's coronation will be the 40th at Westminster Abbey. Image: M@/LondonistWhere is the coronation taking place?Westminster Abbey. Charles will be the 40th monarch to be crowned at the Abbey, in a tradition that spans back to William the Conqueror, and is only bucked by Charles's rebellious great uncle, Edward VIII, who was never crowned. The last coronation to take place here was, of course, that of Elizabeth II in June 1953.

So is Charles not King until he's crowned?He became King the moment his mum died. The coronation is the formalisation of Charles's ascendency to the throne, and apparently he can't go swanking about wearing the Crown Jewels until he's gone through with it.

So she doesn't feel left out, Camilla gets a crown too. Image: Ibagli in creative commonsIs Camilla going to be crowned too?Yup, as Queen Consort, alongside Charles in the same ceremony.

Who's invited to the coronation?Is it even a royal event if Big Suze isn't there? Image: Channel 4/fair useNot Londonist apparently, which is a bit of nerve. Of course, it's too early to say who's going to be on the invite list, although top brass from around the world — including current and former world leaders — will inevitably feature (and hilariously, almost certainly not Donald Trump). If we're to indulge tabloid speculation for a moment, Harry and Meghan are said to be invited, although whether or not they'll show up is for the birds. The big question on everyone's lips, of course, is will Big Suze, aka Sophie Winkleman aka Claudia Winkleman's sister, be in attendance? The answer, seeing as her husband is Lord Frederick Windsor, is probably yes. It brings great joy to us that every major royal occasion is like watching some bizarro episode of Peep Show. Well, after all, as Mark once said: "God, she's so posh, that I, Mark Corrigan, who was privately educated until dad's British Aerospace shares went kaput, could be her bit of rough."

Can members of the public attend the coronation?Inside the Abbey? Absolutely not. But you'll be able to get into central London, and presumably along the Mall to see the processions. Inevitably, there will be people prepared to arrive ludicrously early to get a good view. Inevitably, they will come bearing Union Flags.

What else is happening on coronation day?Image: Number 10 in creative commonsOnce the royal bonces have been crowned, a grand Coronation Procession will make its way up the Mall back to Buckingham Palace, with other royals tagging along. (Andrew? Who knows.)

Later on, the updated Royal Family will appear on Buckingham Palace's famous balcony, and wave to well wishers. A familiar scenario, with a slightly changed cast — it'll be odd not to have the Queen out there in one of her luminous numbers.

Is there a bank holiday for the coronation?Yes! After initial rumblings that there wasn't going to be one, it's confirmed that Monday 8 May will be a national bank holiday. So you can expect London to be in full-on party mode on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Monarchists and non-monarchists alike can get on board with that.

Is public transport running in London on coronation day?It's likely some central tube stations will close/have limited opening over coronation weekend. Image: TfLThere's no official line from TfL at time of writing, but yes, we'd expect public transport to be running — with the caveat that stations/bus stops close to Westminster Abbey will likely be affected. For the jubilee celebrations last year, there were closures/limited opening times across the weekend at Charing Cross, Green Park, Hyde Park Corner, St James's Park and Westminster stations — and we'd expect something similar this time. TfL will almost certainly be advising people to travel by foot where possible.

By the way, here are some great photos of London Transport making preparations for the last coronation, in 1953.

What else is happening on coronation weekend?Sunday 7 May sees a big Coronation Concert, although it's at Windsor Castle. A ballot for free tickets will be announced in due course. As part of the concert, there'll be a 'Lighting up the Nation' moment, which London landmarks will take part in.

Monday 8 May sees The Big Help Out, where people across the UK are invited to roll up their sleeves and do a shift for a local group or national charity.

A Coronation Big Lunch is taking place over the bank holiday weekend (and right through into June in fact), with communities across the country encouraged to hone their coronation chicken recipe, and eat sandwiches with their neighbours.

Doubtless, there will be THOUSANDS of coronation themed events — not to mention non-coronation-themed events — taking place over the bank holiday in London. We'll do a roundup closer to the time.

Will there be big screens in London for the coronation?The coronation will, of course be televised, and if you're heading into London itself — though nothing's confirmed — we'd take an educated punt that yes, there will be big screen TVs; for the Queen's platinum jubilee celebrations in 2022, huge screens were set up along the Mall, and in St James's Park.

Are there any hotels left for coronation weekend?At time of writing (Feb 23), the absolute dirt cheapest lodging we could find on Booking for two people from 5-8 May was an apartment in Shepherd's Bush... for £422. Many other places on those nights cost well north of £1,000. But maybe that's normal for London? Tbh we don't spend much time in London hotels.

Got any hot goss on the King?Train pic by M@; Charles pic public domain.Did you know that as a young prince, Charles enjoyed going tubespotting on the Bakerloo line. He's ruined, RUINED I tell you!

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"Chips? I see no chips." Image: LondonistThe Victorians held a 'rump steak dinner' on the famous landmark.

Supper clubs in unusual places are nothing new. The Victorians had a passion for such things, holding ceremonial dinners in every conceivable location — including inside a Crystal Palace dinosaur (specifically, the iguanodon).

Perhaps the maddest of all, though, took place on 23 October 1843, when FOURTEEN people dined on top of Nelson's Column.

Work on the Trafalgar Square landmark was nearing completion. To toast the success, the 14 men climbed scaffolding up to the lofty perch — then one of the highest points in London. They tucked in to a meal of rump steak, delivered by a pulley system (no waiter being foolhardy enough to make the ascent).

According to press reports, the steaks 'when they arrived at their proud eminence were found to be "piping hot," and appeared to be highly relished by the diners-out "twixt the pale moon and the Earth"'.

The diners also enjoyed a glass or two of champagne — a bold move indeed, given the precipitous drop below them. The party afterwards repaired to the Trafalgar Hotel to continue the celebrations, where we like to imagine banter of the following quality ensued:

"Waiter, waiter... I just climbed up Nelson's column and tucked into a beef steak!"
"Well done!"
"No, it was medium rare."
"Very good, Sir. Did your family join you?"
"No... the steaks were too high."

Most retellings of this story say that the diners were all stonemasons, though this is not stated in the press reports of the time. A skit in Punch suggests that the party may have been a mix of workmen and dignitaries. All we know is that Nelson wasn't among them. The stone admiral remained on the ground and would not be raised to his permanent home for another week.

Whoever they were, the 14 West End beefeaters were every bit as brave as their Tower of London namesakes.

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Stack & Still is a relatively new addition to London's pancake scenePancakes are for life, not just for Pancake Day. If you can't be bothered to make your own, here are some pancake restaurants in London that will do it for you any day of the year, whether you're after fluffy American stacks, or thin French-style crepes. Lemon, sugar and chocolate at the ready!

If you've got special dietary requirements, check out our guide to vegan and gluten-free pancakes in London.

  1. Pancakes at My Old Dutch, various locationsPreviously, it was easy to sniff at My Old Dutch, with its bright orange frontage, tiny yet strangely comfortable wooden chairs and mock-Delftware plates. It was defiantly, sweetly, uncool — but now, with new, pale blue frontages, faux flower ceilings and neon lights, it's actual, Instagram-worthy cool.

Regardless of the decor, the pancakes work. The classics are the sort you make at home — thicker than crepes, eggy and no buttermilk. You get just the one, but it is enormous enough to be satisfying without a distended stomach, and there's a choice of both sweet and savoury toppings. We went for a sweet pancake and chose our own topping: banana, maple syrup and cinnamon. The smell is divine. We also like the way the bananas clearly went in the pan first, batter filling around them, so the undersides are slightly charred and caramelised.

The Butterscotch pancakes are a newer addition to the menu, served in a stack of five, with your classic toppings covered, including fruit, bacon, maple syrup, and chocolate sauce — though not all at once, mind. Unless that's how you roll.

Vegan and gluten-free options are available here, too.

My Old Dutch has branches in Holborn, Chelsea and Kensington.

  1. Where The Pancakes Are, SouthwarkImage: Where The Pancakes AreCutting swiftly to the chase, Where The Pancakes Are sells pancakes. No surprises there. But the variety, size and quality on offer may be a little more unexpected. Breakfast pancakes, all day pancakes and evening pancakes. Buttermilk pancakes, vegan pancakes and Dutch baby pancakes (which sort of look like giant Yorkshire puddings).

There's sweet, savoury and more added toppings than you can shake a whisk at (banana marshmallow, pulled beef pastrami, and pear caramel are some of the options currently on the menu). If you want to see the word 'pancake' so often that it completely loses all meaning, this is your best bet.

Where The Pancakes Are, branches in London Bridge, Fitzrovia and Battersea Power Station.Vegan, dairy-free and wheat-free options available too.

  1. Stack & Still, Leicester Square The Doner Kebab Pancake Stack at Stack & StillA relative newbie on London's expanding pancake scene, Scottish mini-chain Stack & Still opened its doors in Leicester Square in late 2022, and makes the bold claim that there are 12 million different possible pancake and topping combinations from its menu.

Can't say we've tested that theory, but what we do know is that there are five different type of pancakes to choose from; buttermilk, buckwheat, protein, gluten-free/vegan and low fat. They come stacked up with your choice of toppings. Tried and tested combos include the Big Breakfast Stack (buttermilk stack with bacon, black pudding, sausage, baked beans and fried egg); the Piri Piri Stack (breaded chicken, Piri Piri sauce, slaw, sweet piquanté pepper, coriander and crème fraîche), and, for those with a sweeter tooth, the Bueno Stack (Nutella, mascarpone, Kinder Bueno, chocolate chip, caramel sauce and white chocolate sauce).

Alternatively, mix and match your own toppings from a menu of more than 60, including bacon, smoked salmon, onion rings, feta and fried egg at the savoury end of the spectrum; and banana, strawberries, granola, meringue and various syrups, spreads and dips at the sweet end.

Stack & Still, 17-18 Irving Street, WC2H 7AU.

  1. Pancakes at The Breakfast Club, various locationsWe first tried to visit The Breakfast Club's Soho joint on a Sunday morning. That was a stupid idea. The queue was snaking down the street. So instead we headed to a branch down a tiny side street opposite Liverpool Street station (also the location of the secret Smeg fridge that gets you into a cocktail bar) on a Tuesday afternoon. Much quieter.

They serve white flour buttermilk pancakes with bacon so crisp you could snap it in half, and on our visit they left us with the maple syrup bottle (we can't guarantee that would happen at busier times). For the ultimate comfort food combo, get a hot chocolate with mini marshmallows. Healthy types (and we use the term 'healthy' very loosely here) can opt for berry pancakes instead, or you can combine the two — blueberry and bacon pancakes, anyone?

Pancakes grace the breakfast and lunch, weekend brunch and dinner menus — so basically, anytime they're open, pancakes are available. Some (though not all) of the pancake options are available in a vegan variety.

The Breakfast Club has locations all over London.

  1. Sarava Creperie & Cafe, Brixton (previously Senzala)

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Originally known as Senzala Creperie, the Brazilian cafe changed its name to Sarava Creperie & Cafe in late 2022, but its Brixton location and crepe-centric menu remain the same.

It's a great shout if you're vegan (or with someone who is), as many of the galettes (crepes, but made with buckwheat flour, which is also gluten-free) are vegan and there are vegetarian and vegan savoury toppings available.

If you're in the mood for something sweet, they've got you covered — fruit, chocolate and caramel flow freely through the menu. Being a tad hungover on our visit, we opted for a white crepe with caramelised apple, cinnamon, maple syrup and creme fraiche, the latter being a stroke of genius; a cool, slightly sharp zest to offset the lake of syrup the crepe swims in. And definitely recommended as a day-after restorative.

Sarava Creperie, Brixton Village Market, 41-42 Coldharbour Lane, SW9 8PS.

  1. Pancakes at Polo Bar, Liverpool StreetPolo Bar is best-known for being open 24 hours a day, but it is also home to a dedicated pancake menu. Sure, the choices aren't as plentiful as some of the other places on this list, but your basics are covered (bacon & maple, fresh berries & cream), and some of the toppings are so left-field they have to be tried.

It's the only place in London that we know of which serves up CBD pancakes — topped with lashings of CBD-infused cream, smoked marshmallows, chocolate sauce and Munchies (LOL). That one's probably best left for late-night Polo pitstops, but if it's an early morning stomach-lining you're after, might we suggest the English breakfast stack (pancakes with a sausage patty, hash brown, caramelised onions, streaky bacon, lettuce and tomato, topped with a free-range fried egg and maple syrup)?

Polo Bar, 176 Bishopsgate, EC2M 4NQ.

  1. Pancakes at Drunch, MayfairImage: LondonistIf you want your pancakes with a side of Instagram likes, Drunch is the place for you. Situated just a 30-second walk from the madness of Oxford Street (with a second branch near Regent's Park), the pretty, upmarket cafe specialises in brunch, and serves up some of the best pancakes we've had in London.

Thick, Scotch-style pancakes of impressive circumference are stacked up on your plate. You could opt for the banana and dulce de leche topping, but for our money, it's ricotta and berries every time. Very generous quantities of seasonal berries are beautifully presented, and perfectly complemented by the ricotta, topped off with icing sugar and just the right amount of syrup to keep sweet-toothed brunchers happy. In a nod to the Instagram crowd, the Nutella and hazelnut pancakes are served heart-shaped.

Don't forget to get a photo of the floral exterior on your way out:

Drunch, 1 Woodstock Street, Mayfair, with other branches in St John's Wood and Fitzrovia.

  1. Pancakes at Granger & Co, various locationsWe went for brunch at Bill Granger's Notting Hill outlet back in 2013, and still salivate at memories of the honeycomb butter that accompanies its ricotta 'hotcakes', as the pancakes are known around here. You get three hotcakes, with maple syrup and a slab of banana. They are gorgeously fluffy and the ricotta gives a deliciously sour note to take the edge off the sweet, making them unlike any other pancakes we've found. The place gets very busy so don't be surprised if you have to wait, as they don't take breakfast bookings.

Granger & Co, locations in Notting Hill, King's Cross, Chelsea, Clerkenwell, and Marylebone.

  1. Pancakes at Christopher's, Covent GardenIf you're the sort of person for whom brunch = pancakes, get yourself down to American grill, Christopher's in Covent Garden. Of a weekend, their pancake and French toast brunch menu keeps pancake lovers happy. Buttermilk with bacon and maple syrup, blueberry buttermilk or buckwheat with berries, maple syrup and coconut yoghurt are your options — slightly at odds with the upmarket surrounds, but any qualms about responsible food intake soon disappear when you order an additional brownie and bourbon milkshake.

Christopher's, 18 Wellington Street, WC2E 7DD

  1. Pancakes at La Petite Bretagne, HammersmithEverything about this Hammersmith creperie is French: the recipes, the decor, the music, the staff... and half the clientele. It's also another ideal venue for coeliacs as the savoury galettes are wheat- and gluten-free, and sweet crepes can be gluten-free if you ask. We opted for the most expensive thing on the menu: we cannot resist tartiflette, particularly not in such francophile surroundings.

La Petite Bretagne, 5-7 Beadon Road, W6 0EA.

  1. Octopus pancakes at Coal OfficeLondon's most unusual pancake topping? The Octopus al Lachuh at Coal OfficeKing's Cross based Israeli restaurant Coal Office has a rather unique dish on its brunch and dinner menus: Octopus al Lachuh, a savoury Yememi-style pancake with grilled octopus, fresh pomegranate and herbs, drizzled with a luxurious truffle harissa sauce. Clocking in at £29, it's not the cheapest place to get your pancake fix when a craving hits, but it's certainly unusual.

  2. Cocktails and crepes at Crepeaffaire at The HippodromeFrench-themed crepe restaurant Crepeaffaire opens a new branch at The Hippodrome in Leicester Square in February 2023, and although the chain already has several branches around the capital, this one allows you to pair crepes with cocktails.

In fact, some of them are ready paired for you. The 'Get Lucky' is a Lotus Biscoff crêpe with whipped cream paired with an Aperol spritz, and the 'Oh So Pisco', matches classic lemon and sugar with a sharp Pisco Sour.

Obviously, the booze isn't mandatory and the cafe sells the brand's usual offerings of crepes, galettes, coffees, milkshakes and desserts too.

Crepeaffaire at The Hippodrome, Cranbourn Street, WC2H 7JH.

Original article by Rachel Holdsworth.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Visit York and LNER.

Looking to book a hassle-free, family getaway for your next short break? Did you know that you can get to York in under two hours from London by train with LNER?

With journey times from just 1 hour 49 minutes, LNER Azuma trains will whisk you from London King's Cross to York at 125mph, direct; no changing, no pulling into motorway services for loo breaks, no queuing for hours in traffic.

Before you board the train, you can make use of the new family lounge at King's Cross station, which offers space for kids to let off steam (and parents to relax), getting your holiday off to the best possible start.

Make use of the family lounge before you leave London.Once your train arrives, there's free wi-fi on board, plug sockets at every seat for charging those all-important gadgets, and a Let's Eat Cafe Bar, selling locally-sourced hot and cold food and drinks — delivered right to your seat, so everyone's fed and watered with no fuss.

That's the travel sorted, so it's time to plan what you're going to do once you get to York. Check out these family-friendly events and activities dotted around this beautiful historic city.

National Railway MuseumWe're huge fans of York's National Railway Museum, which has 40 rail vehicles and thousands of other objects on display, just a couple of minutes' walk from York station. It's free entry, and has loads of family-friendly activities. The Mallard — the world's fastest steam locomotive — is the highlight of any visit, and a simulator experience allows you to experience the thrill of riding on its footplate at full speed.

JORVIK Viking CentreYork is laden with Viking history, and the family-friendly JORVIK Viking Centre is the place to head for a ride which takes you around the sights, sounds and smells of Viking-age York ('Jorvik' is the Viking name for York). The city-centre museum is home to artefacts dating back 1,000 years, including shoes, amber jewellery, and a padlock and key. If your family wants to dig deeper into York's history, check out JORVIK Dig a few minutes walk away, where kids can get hands on with archaeological digs.

JORVIK Viking FestivalSeeing dozens of Vikings charging at Clifford's Tower, shield and spears aloft, is a sight to behold — especially if you stumble across it accidentally, as we did one year. That's the JORVIK Viking Festival, an annual event which brings history to life for nine days, giving you a chance to get up close and personal with the Vikings, who pitch their tents in the city centre. There are craft workshops and family-friendly events throughout the festival, but a highlight for all ages is the Battle Spectacular (18 February), an after-dark event which uses fire displays, soundscapes, and a cast of Norsemen to recreate 10th-century writer Ibn Fadlan's encounter with the Vikings. You'll need to book ahead for that one, but it's well worth it.

JORVIK Viking Festival 2023 takes place 11-19 February, coinciding perfectly with half term. Almost like they planned it.

City Cruises YorkOne of the best places to see York is from its main waterway, the River Ouse. Hop on board a City Cruises York boat for a 45-minute sightseeing tour, and admire the city's landmarks from the open top deck, or the enclosed saloon below. Learn York's history and how the Ouse has shaped it, acting as an inland port where goods were delivered — including cocoa beans, resulting in York's thriving chocolate industry. Speaking of which, if there's a whiff of chocolate in the air during your time in York, it blows in from the Nestle factory just outside the city centre... and it smells delicious!

The best of the restPhoto: Ravage ProductionsThat's just a small taster of the family-friendly things to see and do in York on a short break. The city is also home to York Minster, the largest gothic cathedral north of the Alps, with views for miles from the top. Wrap up and explore the beautiful, historic streets of the city on cat trails and ghost walks, or stroll around the city walls — you can do a whole circuit of York, or just walk along one stretch. For our money, heading clockwise from Micklegate Bar round to Lendal Bridge offers the best views of York's skyline, dominated by the Minster.

Snap a family selfie on world-famous wonky street The Shambles, and drop into nearby York's Chocolate Story, an interactive museum detailing the history of cocoa in York (with samples along the way, of course). Refuel at Spark:YORK, a collection of food outlets set in shipping containers, with enough choice to satisfy even the pickiest of young eaters.

York is compact enough that you can explore the whole city centre on foot. Its station is located right by the city walls, just a five-minute walk from the city centre, making your whole journey from London to York seamless.

Getting to York with LNERGetting to York with LNER couldn't be simpler. LNER offers a Family Return ticket* for up to four children and two adults between London and York for £99. You'll need to book at least seven days in advance of your outward journey to bag one of these, and they are subject to availability, so get booking. Always book ahead to get the best deals possible with LNER.


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The Green Man served real ales and ploughman's lunches. Image: HarrodsDid you ever go for a pint in the Harrods pub?

On 21 November 1973, the Knightsbridge department store opened up its own boozer. The Green Man — or to use its full title 'Under the Sign of the Green Man' — was a rather splendid little drinking hole; a Jacobean-inspired wood panelled hideaway with leather upholstered chairs and stools, and — by the looks of it — a real fire, too.

In short, the perfect spot to put up your feet with a brew, after a frantic morning shopping for fancy perfumes and baby elephants.

The name, Harrods tell us, was a reference to the green-suited door people who continue to oversee the store's entrances today — and surely also a play on the traditional 'Green Man' pubs synonymous with London and much of the UK.

Image: HarrodsSelling a range of real ales, ploughman's lunches — even afternoon teas — the space had originally been a plush waiting room for the Harrods barbershop, opening in 1930. One punter described finding the Green Man by 'descending a gloomy staircase' — which if we're honest is the way most of the best bars manifest themselves — and Gordon's Wine Bar we're looking at you.

The Green Man didn't quite have the heritage chops of a place like Gordon's, though; one visitor in 2010 described the Green Man as "the sort of genuine Olde English Inn you only find in the USA, all wood panelling and fitted out in a sort of cod-baronial way but, given it isn't in the USA, remarkably pleasant all the same." Another observed: "It feels like a film set, and is like no pub I have been in outside of Harrods."

There was table service — and decently done too, by some accounts — although in 1999, journalist Christopher South called in to the "much-vaunted" boozer, ordering two glasses of chardonnay, only to be told they "didn't have any glasses."

The Harrods pub closed down in 2010. Image: HarrodsAnd when punters did get their drink, they were often knocked sideways by the bill; one visitor in 2008 remarked that, even though they knew it was going to cost an astonishing £4.50 (!) for a pint of London Pride, "it was still quite hard to hand over so much cash for a pint." (My, how times have changed.)

As Harrods noted on its Facebook page in 2019, the Green Man is thought to have been the first pub to open in a department store, though it certainly wasn't the first department store where you could wine and dine in style; from the lavish barrel-ceiling restaurant of Peter Robinson on Oxford Street (today an IKEA), to Kennards of Croydon with its restaurant fitted with a pipe-organ, there were already plenty of those. Fast forward to 2023, and Fortnum & Mason is saying "hold my G&T" — it's about to open an in-store distillery at the flagship store.

The Green Man closed to make way for the Gentlemen's Lounge in 2010, and thus vanished a London pub that many Londoners never knew existed in the first place.

Do you have memories of drinking in the Green Man? Feel free to share them in the comments, below.

All images taken from Harrods, with permission. With thanks to David Risley for first making us aware of the Green Man pub.

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Fish and chips: the greatest coupling of all time? Image: istock/John-KellyIt's one of London’s best known and most loved dishes, and quite possibly the greatest coupling of all time. But fish and chips is also one of the hardest to get right. As such, London’s finest fried fish is lost in an ocean of greasy mediocrity, and its chips in a sea of sogginess.

But like pearls in oysters, a good chippy does appear once in a while — one where the fish is always fresh, the batter crunchy and the chips fluffy. Here's our pick of those pearls — London's best fish and chips — all of which offer decent dining-in options as well as takeaway...

Looking for London's best vegan fish and chips? We've got you covered.

Golden Union Fish Bar, SohoGolden Union Fish BarThis sleek and modern-looking Soho chippy uses a carefully planned blend of oils for frying, sources only sustainable fish, and serves battered halloumi. There's even a sizeable vegan menu so free-from diners needn't miss their chippie fix. Its fish is among the flakiest, well-seasoned and highly-flavoured we’ve tried, its batter is reliably crisp and chewy, and the chips are soft and fluffy. A combination of quality and its central location will be to blame for a large cod and chips costing a steep £15.50, but it is worth it.

Golden Union Fish Bar, 38 Poland Street, Soho, W1F 7LY

Fish Central, ClerkenwellThis old-school Clerkenwell institution appears to have barely changed in all its years of existence (it opened in 1968), and that's a very good thing. It's all about the fish — serving a range that spans grilled sardines, oysters and lobster — and as a consequence deals only in the freshest of the stuff. It really shows in the flaky, moist and sweet-tasting cod that gently steams within a light but crunchy batter. The chunky chips are very decent too, but there are mixed reports on the rest of the menu (we've only tried the fish and chips).

Fish Central, 149-155 Central Street, King Square, EC1V 8AP

Poppie's, variousPoppie'sTo say that it's styled as a "nostalgic throwback in time” makes Poppie's sound much more gimmicky than it is. Though its retro leanings may have contributed to the popularity of its Spitalfields site — and the subsequent opening of others in Camden and Soho — it's the fish and chips that make it. Thickish, crunchy batter encases fat fillets of fresh flaky fish, which comes direct from Billingsgate, and fried seafood platters are also treated well. Accompanying chunky chips are of the archetypal 'chip shop' variety: not too crunchy, but strongly flavoured and fluffy — the fact they come in (fake) newspaper is a nice touch, too.

Poppie's, Camden, Soho and Spitalfields

Sutton & Sons, variousSutton & SonsDanny Sutton — who runs this Stoke Newington favourite — also has a fishmongers in the area, so the high quality and reliable freshness of fish is no surprise. But while it's the fat, flaky fillets of moist cod encased in crunchy and chewy batter that earn Sutton & Sons a place in this list, that's just the start of it. From its faux-rustic beach shack interior to the chirpy, chatty service and range of local craft beers, it has the whole deal. You also need to try Mrs Sutton’s range of pickles — choose from quail eggs, shallots or red onion rings — and if you still have room she makes a mean sticky toffee pudding, too.

Sutton & Sons, 90 Stoke Newington High Street, N16 7NY. Branches in Islington and Hackney Central too.

Master's Superfish, WaterlooA good value favourite in Waterloo. Not only are the portion sizes generous but the serving style is distinctly old school, with veggie pickles and a basket of bread and butter on the side. Perfect for an impromptu chip butty. The service is brisk and the restaurant no-frills, but who's here for the smiles when you can tuck into succulent, Billingsgate-fresh fish for under a tenner?

Master's Superfish, 191 Waterloo Road, SE1 8UX

Toff's, Muswell HillToff'sVoted best fish and chip shop in the UK more than once, this Muswell Hill chippy — which has been around since 1968 — is something pretty special. There’s nothing particularly fancy about it, just the highly sought-after holy trinity of crunchy and grease-free batter, fresh and juicy fish, and crisp and fluffy chips. No notes.

Toff's, 38 Muswell Hill Broadway, N10 3RT

Fish House, Victoria Park and StratfordIt should come as no surprise that any chippy within whiffing distance of Victoria Park Village is going to land on the trendier end of the scale. Fish House serves up superior fish and chips in this upscale pocket of east London. Alongside your classic crispy battered cod and haddock, tuck into the likes of fried fish tacos, teriyaki-baked salmon bowls and seafood paella. The quality is top notch and the mushy peas particularly noteworthy. Just be aware you're also paying for the location.

Fish House, 128 Lauriston Road, Victoria Park, E9 7LH; 36-39 Victory Parade, E20 1FS

Also try: Fish Lounge: Melt-in-the-mouth fish fried with a light touch in Brixton. Plus, more chips than you can shake a salt packet at. * The Fish House of Notting Hill: This restaurant just off Portobello may be touristy but the fish and chips are no less excellent for it. * North Sea Fish Restaurant: This class chippy in Bloomsbury has a claim to fame in that it's one of the landmarks cabbies have to learn when passing The Knowledge. * Gigs:* In need of a fishy fix in central London? Tucked just behind Tottenham Court Road, Gigs fuses traditional fare with Cypriot grilled dishes * Oliver's: Mediterranean-influenced chippy in Belsize Park and Boxpark Wembley. * Seafresh: Large portions of very fresh fish and quality seafood in Pimlico. * The Seashell of Lisson Grove: Fish can be panko breadcrumbed for extra crunchiness at this Marylebone spot. * Seventeen: Small but hip chippy adjacent to Balham station. * Kennedy's of London**: Whacking great bits of fried fish, mammoth portions of lovely chips — and scrumptious pies to boot — Kennedy's has branches in the City, Tooting and Streatham (strangely the latter doesn't appear on their website, but we can personally vouch for it).

See also: Where was London's first fish and chip shop?

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The wrecking-ball-happy 1960s may be a distant memory, but stunning London buildings still face the chopping block on a continuous basis. This list specifically refers to buildings we feel have special architectural/historical merit, and will be a shame to lose, no matter what replaces them.

Liverpool Street stationPlans would see the ornate building on the right demolished (it's a modern pastiche, but still...). Image: LondonistWhat: DeveloperSellar plans to revamp part of the east London terminus, in a move that would see the demolition of a newly-listed 1990s train shed, and build a 16-storey tower above the concourse. Aside from the implications of spoiling a world-famous Victorian station, the plans would place a question mark over the efficacy of any kind of 'listed' status for buildings in the future. In response, Liverpool Street Station Campaign (LISSCA) has been reformed, composed of a consortium of heritage groups, and chaired by Restoration presenter and architectural enthusiast Griff Rhys Jones.
More info please: We've written about the Liverpool Street development proposals here, here and here.

Marks & Spencer, Oxford StreetImage by Jai'me under creative commons licenceWhat: Another high-profile one; the planned demolition of the beautiful art deco 1920s flagship Marks & Sparks, to be replaced with an arguable lesser Pilbrow + Partners store, has invoked the ire of figures including Simon Jenkins. What we should really be doing, goes the argument of protestors, is revamping and retrofitting.
More info please: Jenkins explains here why bulldozing the building is a mistake.

Former Museum of London and Bastion HouseBuildings like Bastion House are being demolished, rather than repurposed. Image: LondonistWhat: You might argue that the 1970s Bastion House is an eyesore deserving of the wrecking ball, but local residents and Barbican Quarter Action say the blocky build should be repurposed, not demolished, as part of regeneration plans. The same goes for the now-vacated Museum of London site.
More info please: We wrote more about Bastion House here, and said a fond farewell to the Museum of London.

Leslie Green's Euston station buildingImage: Londonist.What: They're an icon of the metropolis, and we often find ourselves waxing lyrical about Leslie Green's oxblood-tiled tube stations. That doesn't mean they're all safe though. Indeed, Green's Euston station building at the junction of Melton Street and Drummond Street faces imminent demolition, thanks to ongoing HS2 works. Rubbing salt in the wound, it's lately been suggested that HS2 might not even reach Euston after all (since denied by Chancellor Jeremy Hunt). Oh.
More info please: Delve into the beautiful station with this article by the New Wipers Times.

St Bride's Tavern, BlackfriarsWhat: It's always sad to see a pub go, but when it faces demolition it's a hundred times worse. St Bride's Tavern closed its doors for the last time in December 2022, with the site earmarked for a new office building, although it will, apparently feature a pub.
More info please: Here's an article about protests against the closure of the pub, before it sadly happened.

Brick Lane/Truman's breweryThe Spitalfields Trust are opposing development around Woodseer Street and Brick Lane. Image: a_marga in creative commonsWhat: The Spitalfields Trust, and many others, are on the warpath against 'the soulless creep of the City' in historic Brick Lane; in particular they're concerned about major development at the junction of Brick Lane and Woodseer Street, which would see contemporary offices, retail, gyms and the like go up in the area.
More info please: Check out the Spitalfields Trust's take on why this proposed development is a bad thing.

Thamesmead EstateThe 'town of tomorrow' is being pulled down. Image: LondonistWhat: Over 120 London housing estates are threatened with demolition according to Time Out, but surely the most notable is Thamesmead — the 1960s 'town of tomorrow', which quickly soured. Some of Thamesmead's utilitarian residential blocks have already been demolished, but the fate of more flats now hangs in the balance.
More info please: We wrote about plans for an £8bn new waterfront neighbourhood: Thamesmead Waterfront.

Thavies Inn, HolbornWhat: One that came to our attention, as we know people who work here; at first glance, Thavies Inn appears Georgian, but the handsome building was actually built in the 1930s, and is now set to be demolished to make way for a 10-storey glass and steel edifice.
More info please: Here's an article about the plans from Building Design.

Know of somewhere in London due to be demolished, and worthy of featuring here? Tells us in the comments or email will@londonist.com

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Coffee, bookshop, toilet... What is the closest stuff to the centre of London?

As any ardent Londonist will know, the official centre of London is represented by the equestrian statue of Charles I, just south of Trafalgar Square. This is the point from which all road distances to the capital are measured. (A rival location is the geometric centre of London, which is actually in Lambeth, but that's another story.)

Given that we know the exact centre of London, we can also work out the most central examples of anything we like. So we did...


What is London's most central statue?An easy one to start. As already mentioned, the equestrian statue of Charles I is, by definition, the centre of London. The next closest is Nelson himself, if we're going by horizontal distance. However, if you take into account the extra vertical distance to reach his lofty perch, then Charles James Napier is the next closest.

What is London's most central cafe?This one depends on definition. One answer could be the Pret a Manger, just 20 paces or so south of the Charles statue. This certainly serves London's most central coffee (and sandwich, and pastry, and overpriced fruity water...). But the tiny outlet contains no table seating, so doesn't count as a cafe in our book.

A view from inside Waterstones' cafe... not the best view... that's a few tables over... but I wasn't going to interrupt the two serious-looking gentleman occupying that seat #journofailInstead, the accolade goes to the rather nice Waterstones cafe at the start of Northumberland Avenue, where these very words are being typed. This Waterstones is, of course, also London's most central bookshop. Incidentally, London's most central book — or at least book-for-sale — was that Prince Harry biography, which had the entire window display facing his horse-riding ancestor.

What is London's most central restaurant?If you want to sit down with a warm meal and table service, then an even more central option presents itself. Little Sicily pizzeria sits immediately round the bend from Pret on Whitehall.

What is London's most central shop?It's not actually Waterstones... that just happens to harbour the closest caff. The most central bit of retail is the Tesco Express that neighbours Pret. Next closest is Lambert Souvenirs, which has been trading at 3 Whitehall since 1979 (or 1975 or 1982... we're a bit confused by the dates on their page). This is the most central place you can buy a Charles III mug or a plushy Paddington.

What is London's most central pub?The title of most central pub is a close battle. The most famous Trafalgar Square watering hole is probably the Chandos, but as this lies to the north, it's not particularly close to Charlie's statue. The Admiralty pub is closer but, at the time of writing, is closed for a refurb. In any case, two Whitehall pubs are even more central. These are Greene King's Silver Cross and the Horse and Guardsman. The Cross just about edges it as London's most central pub — a wonderful thing to be able to boast, but absent from their website. Note that Walkers of Whitehall would be closer by a whisker, but it sits closed at the time of writing.

What is London's most central embassy?As many will be aware, Canada's prominent High Commission stands to the west of Trafalgar Square, but it's not the most central. Rather, the Uganda High Commission is immediately Southwest of the Charles I statue. The building (Uganda House, pictured) also houses the Burundi Embassy, so the two equatorial African countries share the distinction as London's most central embassies.

What is London's most central residence?A tricky one to ascertain. A tour of the area revealed no obvious residential addresses anywhere near, though we can't rule out private apartments hidden in the storeys above Whitehall or Northumberland Avenue. London's most central private address will likely soon be in Admiralty Arch, which is currently under conversion into a hotel and super-posh apartments. It was previously home to such eminent statesmen as Winston Churchill and Lord Mountbatten. John Prescott also lived there.

What is London's most central tube station?It's clearly and obviously Charing Cross. Indeed, one of the pedestrian tunnels debouches into Trafalgar Square itself, just a few metres from Charles I. A now-closed subway entrance on the corner of Cockspur Street and the Mall was even closer. The second most central tube station is Embankment.

What is London's most central railway station?Another easy one — that would be Charing Cross station. Next closest is Waterloo.

What is London's most central public toilet?The public loos built into the north wall of Trafalgar Square are London's most central. If you don't want to pay the 50p entrance fee, then London's most central free public toilets are those beneath Charing Cross station.

What is London's most central office?I believe I've actually been in it. This is the view from a Regus office-for-hire in One Northumberland Avenue. It's just a few metres from the statue and commands exceptional views of Trafalgar Square — such as this one of the Lionesses celebrating their Euro win in 2022.

What is London's most central airport?"You put that one in purely for the SEO, didn't you?" Well... maybe a bit. But the answer isn't as clear cut as you might think. The obvious answer is City Airport, which is only a few miles out of centre in Docklands. But you can catch a private flight closer to the centre at the London Heliport, which is on the Thames near Clapham Junction. Heliports are often classed as a type of airport, so this tiny facility wins if we're using the widest definition. In case you're wondering, London's Air Ambulance in Whitechapel is a very similar distance from the official centre of London, though does not support private flights other than its own copter.

What is London's most central school?This once again depends on the definition. The closest places of academic study is an outpost of Boston Management and Law Business School, where Pall Mall meets Haymarket. If we're looking for a school full of kids, then Soho Parish Primary School on Great Windmill Street seems to just pip the famous Westminster School beside the Abbey.

What is London's most central bit of reportage?This sentence, which I'm typing on my iPhone while leaning against the Charles I statue. To get any more central, you'd have to straddle Charles's horse.

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Imagine this, like, 100 times bigger. David R Thomas's 1968 panorama is a true highlight. © Guildhall Art Gallery, City of London Corporation; Image © David Thomas"Truly immersive,"says the publicity. It's a phrase best reserved for swimming pools, yet the cliche finds its way into at least half of all press releases, in my experience. With The Big City at Guildhall Art Gallery, we might just have found an exhibition worthy of the description.

This is a show of big, big canvases, all with a London theme. It's a motley banquet of skyline panoramas, urban close-ups, bustling street scenes and... actual banquets. These window-sized windows onto London life pack into just three small rooms, but leave a big impression.

Every canvas is worthy of close scrutiny, but three in particular stood out for me. The first is the oldest: a panorama from Greenwich's One Tree Hill. It was painted just a decade after the Great Fire, and shows the distant and newly minted City skyline that would have looked as radical at the time as the wall of Canary Wharf towers now appear to us from that same vantage point. Meanwhile, the foreground shows the rubble of the old Palace of Placentia, birthplace of Henry VIII, Mary I and Elizabeth I, in the process of demolition. What an incredible moment-in-time to capture.

The view from Greenwich a few years after the Great Fire. The painting, attributed to Jan Vorsterman, shows the City details beautifully when seen in the gallery. © Guildhall Art Gallery, City of London CorporationThe same could be said of David R Thomas's 1968 panorama from the top of the Shell Centre (top image). This was a time of radical changes to the London skyline, with the first wave of skyscrapers under construction in the distance. Low down on this mesmeric canvas, beside Waterloo Bridge, we can see a cleared away site awaiting construction of the National Theatre.

The third painting that grabbed me was a much more down-to-earth location: the pedestrian crossing outside Barbican underground station. It's a junction I know very well, and to stand before Oliver Bevan's immense study of this seemingly mundane spot was indeed an immersive experience. I wanted to step out, to step into the painting and continue my journey into the unseen station. Seeing it onscreen, here, below, just doesn't do it justice.

Walk (1995) by Oliver Bevan. © Guildhall Art Gallery, City of London; Image © Oliver BevanThe rest of the exhibition — drawn from the gallery's collection, but with many unfamiliar works from storage — is excellent, too. The towering vertical works of David Hepher, which might be described as intimate portraits of tower blocks — rightly occupy centre stage.

We have a few too many paintings of royal gatherings and ceremonial goings-on for some tastes (OK, my taste). Perhaps a couple more historic panoramas would have slotted in nicely. But each has its own points of interest (look out for the mice in the Cuneo paintings, and the accidentally imperious Princess Elizabeth in the royal procession).

One of David Hepher's towering tower-block paintings. They are so richly textured you'll want to run your hands down them. Do not. © Guildhall Art Gallery, City of London Corporation; Image © David HepherOverall, this is a paradoxically small yet thoroughly satisfying exhibition for anyone interested in London's streetscapes and skylines. And, yes, it is "truly immersive".

The Big City is at Guildhall Art Gallery from 10 February until 23 April 2023. Entry is on a pay-what-you-can basis.

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After just six months of flying in microlights, Hawkes upgraded to helicopters. © Jason HawkesIf you've ever been floored by a particularly spectacular photo of London from above, there's a good chance Jason Hawkes was behind the camera.

In fact, the derring-do cameraman has probably flown directly over your head before now.

On his average day 'at the office', the aerial photographer will be sailing between 750 feet and 2,400 feet above the city, dangling out the side of an AS355 helicopter. "The highest I've been with the door off is 19,000 feet in a small twin engined light aircraft, wearing oxygen masks," Hawkes tells Londonist, "It was bloody cold."

The aerial photographer sails between 750 feet and 2,400 feet above the city... although he has been higher. © Jason HawkesHawkes first took to the skies in a microlight at the age of 21. Falling in love with the patterns visible from the sky, within about two months he had bought his own microlight with a couple of friends. "Six months after that," says Hawkes, "I switched to helicopters".

Gigs for the sky-high photographer include everything from capturing images for book publishers, to organising shoots for ad agencies. Though he travels the world for his work, Hawkes has been photographing London in all its glory for a number of years — and Londonist has always been champing at the bit to publish snaps from his latest shoots, featuring City scrapers swaddled in morning mist, the serpentine kinks of the Thames, families frolicking in the Granary Square fountains, and The O2's canvas torn to shreds by Storm Eunice.

"The parched parks of summer 2022 were especially stark viewed from the air. © Jason HawkesHawke's personal favourite snap, from the many thousands he's taken, is of a vivid turquoise Brockwell Lido. He has it on his wall at home, printed directly onto a very large metal panel: "I love it".

One question springs to mind, though: how, with all those helicoptery vibrations, do you get a steady shot? "In the daytime you can just use very high shutter speeds," says Hawkes, "At night you have to mount the camera on a large and heavy gyro stabilising mount. You don't touch the camera at all."

The evolution of London is more immediate from up high. © Jason HawkesThe evolution of London is more immediate from up high; the clutter of newly-minted high-rises that've gone up in the past decade in particular. "Recently, the big changes I've noticed are the huge developments down in Battersea and Nine Elms," says Hawkes, "I've not been there on the ground for a few years and don't expect I'd be able to find my way around anymore."

You can really appreciate the city's generous splashes of green too (around mid April is Hawkes's favourite time of year) and, by the same token, the parched parks and commons resulting from the heatwaves of 2022 were stark and startling seen from the skies: "It certainly made you stop and think. I put an a couple of images on my Twitter feed comparing Hyde Park August 2022 to with the same view August 2021. It was amazing seeing the contrast."

For most of us, the closest we'll get to seeing panoramas like this in the flesh, is with a fleeting glimpse from a commercial flight. But Hawkes and his crews are free as a bird — well, almost: "With the right permits and in a twin engined machine you can do pretty much what you want.

"Having said that it's quite expensive and often you have to hold for air traffic. Shooting for instance around Canary Wharf at dusk you might only be given a window of a minute or two at any given time as you wait for the traffic landing/lifting from City Airport."

"With the right permits and in a twin engined machine you can do pretty much what you want." © Jason HawkesHawkes is also unable to catch many major events — such as 2022's state funeral for the Queen — which prompt flights to be put on pause.

Being a semi-omniscient eye in the sky, you do occasionally stumble across the occasional thing you weren't supposed to. "Quite a few years ago there was a certain couple in a certain (very tall) hotel in London that we inadvertently caught on camera," says Hawkes, "Very quickly deleted after we saw that."

Hawkes once inadvertently snapped a famous couple in a London hotel, and quickly deleted the images. © Jason HawkesIs he ever hit by a wave of panic, suddenly over-conscious of what he's doing? Hawkes does recall one occasion from a decade or so ago, when he was shooting New York: "I think I must have had jet lag. I'd only been in the city a few hours and I was hovering at dusk, at about 4,500 feet up, leaning right out of the door of a helicopter. It suddenly dawned on me what a mad thing it was to do.

"I clearly remember sitting back in the cabin of the aircraft, putting my cameras on the floor and taking a minute or two."

Check out more of Jason Hawkes' incredible imagery on his website.

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Looking to ace a first date, treat your long term love or celebrate a big anniversary? From blow-out Michelin meals to low-lit booths and breathtaking rooftop views, choosing the right restaurant can go a long way in the romance stakes, and it pays to do your research. Fortunately, we've done it for you.

Looking for more Valentine's Day inspo? Here's our pick of places for dates, mates and flying solo in 2023.

  1. The restaurant for all-out romance: Clos MaggioreShowstopping romance. Image: Clos MaggioreTopping the 'most romantic restaurants in London' lists time and time again, Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden is the obvious choice for a super-romantic tête-à-tête — and for good reason. The ground floor conservatory features a sprawling cherry tree, with tables centred around a roaring log fire, so that's the prime spot to be seated. Frustratingly, you can't request this when booking. However, the intimate (and similarly flower-festooned) upstairs dining room is a worthy alternative.

Baked natural yogurt cheesecake with French gariguette strawberries. Image: Clos MaggioreThe food is French fine dining, spanning starter items such as steak tartare with pickled onion and chive crumb; and Orkney scallops teamed with smoked mussels and a shiitake leek chowder. We always rate the main dishes too — current options include fallow deer served alongside braised salsify, beetroot and blackberries. Go for a special occasion below the blossoms. Just make sure it's shortly after payday.

Clos Maggiore, 33 King Street, Covent Garden, WC2E 8JD

  1. The restaurant for a thrifty date: Lina StoresCosy up on a stylish banquette. Image: Lina StoresLina Stores' 75-year reign as the best source of Italian produce in London stepped up with the introduction of a Soho restaurant add-on to the original Brewer Street deli. Plates of perfect pasta are turned out along with a smattering of antipasti — hello, crispy fried artichokes — and those cannoli to hungry diners seated in their signature mint-coloured banquettes.

The fabulous Sicilian cannoli. Image: Lina StoresThe cosiness of the Soho eatery makes Lina an inspired choice for a low-key date. Indulge in dishes like pappardelle with rich, sticky slow-cooked duck ragu, or 30-egg tagliolini with the best parmesan money can buy and black truffled butter. Pasta prices start from just £7.50 for their lovingly made ricotta and spaghetti puttanesca. Wines are exclusively Italian and well-priced too (£8 for a glass of prosecco) so it's little surprise it gets busy here. Reserve for lunch or an early dinner at Soho, or try the larger (but a bit less romantic) King's Cross or Marylebone branches which are usually quieter. Alternatively, pick up one of their DIY meal bags from the deli to take home instead. There's a third venue at Bloomberg Arcade, but that's more business meeting than romantic date.

Lina Stores, 51 Greek Street, Soho, W1D 4EH; 20 Stable Street, King's Cross, N1C 4DR; 19 Bloomberg Arcade, The City, EV4N 8AR and 13-15 Marylebone Lane, Marylebone, W1U 2NE.

  1. The restaurant with a wonderful wine list: VinsImage: VinsNothing makes a romantic date night flow more than flowing wine. Canonbury's Vins invites you into its curtain-cloaked containment chamber and, once inside, you'll want to get stuck into the accomplished wine menu. A soft, dry, creamy, Champagne Carte Noir Brut will soften the senses, as the rest of London fades into the distance, and you and your paramour pick at a sharing board of cheeses, Sicilian olives, Jerusalem artichoke arancini or some of the ever-changing specials. Stick around for dessert (the menu is shaken up daily, but holds such treats as gooey chocolate brownie cremeaux), and take another dive into the impressive wine list.

Vins, 93 Grosvenor Avenue, Canonbury, N5 2NL

  1. The restaurant for sultry Sicilian small plates: NormaPhoto: Norma LondonCharlotte Street venture Norma — opened by chef Ben Tish in 2019 — has wowed the critics since opening, and after our visit we can see why. Beautiful Moorish interiors, stylish marbled booths and endless cosy nooks under twinkling fretwork make this the ideal place to hole up in for date night – and that's before we get onto the food.

Image: NormaConsidering Tish's history at Salt Yard Group, it makes sense that the Sicilian fare at Norma is as brilliant as it is: from a silky-smooth crab linguine to melt-in-the-mouth venison ragu, everything feels gloriously sundrenched. Prices reflect the produce, with most small plates around the £15 mark and larger dishes like classic aubergine alla norma more like £23. Try the homemade limoncello for an authentically Italian end to your romantic meal.

Norma, 8 Charlotte Street, Fitzrovia, W1T 2LS

  1. The restaurant for old school romantics: Andrew EdmundsPhoto: Andrew EdmundsThe name alone may not light your loins on fire, but it doesn’t get much more romantic than Soho institution Andrew Edmunds. An imposing 18thcentury townhouse — named for the beloved restaurateur, who sadly passed away in 2022 — plays host to its bijou dining room bedecked with flickering candles, tiny linen-covered tables and bags of old Soho charm which has been romancing couples since the mid-1980s. Check the handwritten blackboard for the day's European-led menu (Valentine’s Days tend to offer three-courser specials) and marvel at the value of the wine list while trying not to lock eyes with an adjacent diner — it is extremely cosy in there.

Andrew Edmunds, 46 Lexington Street, Soho, W1F 0LP

  1. The restaurant that's in a country outpost with the most idyllic setting: Petersham Nurseries Pretty as a picture. Image: Petersham Nurseries:Lucky Richmond-dwellers will likely already know about the sheer dreaminess of the café-restaurant at Petersham Nurseries. Situated in the pretty village of Ham, once you’ve made it to the end of the District line it becomes clear we cannot be in London anymore: there are fields… there are parks… there are deer! But in fact this is absolutely still London.

Image: Petersham NurseriesPerfect for a romantic stroll, the countryside idyll continues in the café itself; with a canopy of trailing plants above, blooms wherever you look, and a well-stocked nursery to peruse. Due to the restrictions of such a quiet neighbourhood, they're only open for lunch (and Friday supper clubs) and they really get booked up, so think ahead in order to enjoy dishes like pine nut-stuffed red mullet or Haye Farm lamb in verdant surrounds. We like to indulge in their seasonal takes on a bellini: currently a rhubarb offering.

Petersham Nurseries has a home in Covent Garden too, and this one does offer a full dinner service. Expect mouthwatering dishes and interiors alive with understated grandeur — but of course, it doesn't have the sweeping countryside of the original.

Petersham Nurseries, Church Lane, Off Petersham Road, Richmond, TW10 7AB

  1. The restaurant to visit when you want to splash the cash: Galvin La ChapellePhoto: Galvin La ChapellePark Lane's Galvin at Windows is an obvious choice for when you are looking to spend big — and it's fabulous, of course — but we prefer the slightly less showy of the Galvin restaurants, La Chapelle over in the east. Having retained its Michelin star for over a decade, the service and French dishes are just as slick. But it's the beautiful interior (it's in an old chapel) and warm, twinkly ambience gets our vote.

Prices are steep with starters around £25 and mains mostly sitting in the 40s. The seven-course tasting menu is £125 (£200 with wine) but worth considering, especially as the drinks are where the bill really starts to rack up. If you're plumping for a la carte we strongly urge you to order the crab lasagne where sweet white Dorset crab meat is layered with impossibly thin sheets of pasta and the most heavenly beurre blanc we've ever sampled. When it's on the menu, the Bresse pigeon tagine is another must-try dish, offering a fine dining interpretation of the North African classic.

Galvin La Chappelle, 35 Spital Square, Spitalfields, E1 6DY

  1. The restaurant with the best oysters around: Darby's Spankingly fresh oysters at Darby'sFor residents of a landlocked city, we Londoners do love our oysters — and are pretty spoilt for choice for great places to eat them (Sweetings, Bentley's, Wright Bros, J Sheekey, Prawn on the Lawn and Randall & Aubin are all worth seeking out if you’re a fan of the sexy bivalves).

But Darby's in Nine Elms is where we'd be heading as a twosome. An Irish-American incarnation to add to the Gills' list of restaurant successes (The Dairy, Sorella), Darby's in Battersea's concrete jungle is an oyster bar, bakery and grill of epic proportions. Serving what many believe to be the best sourdough in the city, it also offers up a tremendous line in oysters, typically served with traditional shallot vinegar or straight up at their sweeping emerald bar.

Emerald oyster bar at Darby'sCruise in between 5-7pm (Wednesday to Saturday) for half a dozen with a pint of Guinness for a bargain price. For Valentines there's a set menu, of course, with six courses coming in at £70 — and the chance to sample some of that famous sourdough with chicken liver mousse. Take someone special and watch the compliments roll in.

Darby's, 3 Viaduct Gardens, Nine Elms, SW11 7AY

  1. The restaurant with champagne at the press of a button: Bob Bob Ricard CityPhoto: Bob Bob Ricard CityFor true romance we require champagne. Enter: Bob Bob Ricard City (formerly known as Bob Bob Cité), the Golden Square original’s younger, naughtier and far, far, flashier brother. After a 2021 makeover, the 1980s banker vibes are gone, softened down with opulent furnishings similar to those in the original Soho venue. Think glitz, so dress to impress (dress code is strictly 'elegant') and enjoy the whole super-luxurious spectacle of it all.

You will need extremely deep pockets, but one of the City's most glamorous restaurants is a great shout for treating your beau to a press of the famous champagne button. Every table is equipped with one. Team your bubbles with their signature chicken and champagne pie (a luxurious, golden crusted thing of beauty) or their version of steak tartare — it involves caviar, obviously — and try not to wince at the prices. Sub zero vodka shots optional.

Bob Bob Ricard City: 122 Leadenhall Street, Level 3, The City, EC3V 4AB

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It's that time of year. Image: iStock/nito100.This includes an update of 2015 original content by Sejal Sukhadwala and Helen Graves.

'Tis the season to throw a huge crop of Catalan onions on a live fire and then eat them, messily.

A Catalan delicacy, calçots are an oversize spring onion, sweet and mild when grilled over a flame. Traditionally they're eaten during the annual harvest of calçots — from Jan to April — in a celebration called the calçotada: a big, jubilant, ceremonial harvest feast, with a handful of London restaurants throwing their own takes on the event.

A lot of food, a lot of live-fire cooking, and a fair amount of pageantry. And a socially acceptable way to cover yourself in sauce and wine. What's not to like?

Know your onionsThe calçot: In the allium family and sporting Protected Geographical Indication status, calçots (pronounced 'kalsots') are grown in Valls, a town in the Tarragona province in Catalonia. Looks like the lovechild of a leek and a spring onion, but with a much milder, mellower flavour than you'd expect from either — particularly after a grill over the flames. About 15-25cm long.

The calçotada: (pronounced 'kalsutada' or 'kalsotada'). In Spain, calçotades traditionally take place at rural restaurants, in countryside farms, or in the gardens and rooftops of people's homes. The onions are grilled — flame-roasted, on vine shoots — until the outer layers are charred, wrapped in newspapers to keep them warm and steam-cook them further, then served on terracotta tiles.

Romesco, or its close cousin salvitxada, are the dipping sauces — made from nuts (usually hazelnuts, almonds, pine nuts or walnuts), local nyora peppers or bitxo chillies (or sometimes with regular red peppers) and olive oil. Nuances of the recipes vary, but tomatoes, onions, garlic and red wine vinegar might get a cameo, plus some stale breadcrumbs or toast to thicken.

Calçotada season, baby. Image by iStock/nito100.The Spanish traditionWhen the calçots have been cooked, bread and meat are brought in for a turn on the dying embers. That might include lamb steaks and botifarras — fresh local beef sausages flavoured with garlic and herbs. Trad sides include fried potatoes and white beans. The dinner's rounded off with oranges for dessert, plus a liberal scattering of red wine, cava, music and dancing.

How to eat a calçotAn art and a science. Hold it firmly from the top of the green leaves. Then peel off the charred outer leaves fast — or they might not come off easily — and swoop the white part through the romesco, getting a thick swathe of sauce. Then tip your head back, hold up the calçot and dipping it into your mouth to eat, discarding the green leaves at the end.

This is the gold standard of technique, but advice that we've never mastered. The calçots texture's slippery and a bit fibrous, the leaves are kind of tenacious and sometimes tricky to prise/bite free. A lot of restaurants and calçotada events will supply bibs as standard: take them, but don't expect them to be more than a token gesture. If you finish without sauce on your face, and in your hair, and sliding down your wrists, and in a starburst all over your table, were you at a calçotada at all?

Tell me about this porrón Compounding the reasons not to wear white to a calçotada: the traditional porron, a kind of spouted flask for sharing wine or cider with a group. You pour it into your mouth single-handed from a height, with the seasoned pros extending their arms out as they pour, giving a graceful arc of wine.

That's the theory. For novices, the reality's a chaotic jostle of arms and elbows and complex angles, with the potential to cover everybody in a 2-metre radius of you with friendly fire. Embrace it like Anthony:

Where to eat calçots in 2023 Morito, Hackney Never need much excuse to find our way to Morito, but their calçotada dinner series this year is a good extra nudge. Hackney Road's small, buzzing, Spanish-meets-North-African tapas restaurant's throwing a series of dinners every Sunday in February, with tables at 5.30pm or 7.30pm.

The four-course menu's £40 a head, including: an El Bandarra spritz; gilda (moment of appreciation for the way these seem to be trending their way back onto restaurant and bar snack menus)l; calçots, obviously; a choice of traditional stews for a main course — including chicharrones, a seafood stew, and a vegan option with beans, and a tarta de Santiago for dessert.

Morito, Hackney

Brindisa, Richmond and Battersea Brindisa have form: they've been throwing calçotadas for about a decade now. The Brindisa calçot supperclub's, on paper, a three-course menu — but with the main course actually a lavish, multiple dish, triple-meat job (and a vegan version on offer). £60 a head includes a spritz to start, and three porróns of matched wine. Dinners are at their Richmond branch on 8, 18 and 25 Feb, and at Battersea on 15, 18 and 25 Feb.

And if you feel like hosting your own calçotada this year? We've seen calçots on sale at Brindisa online, or from their Borough market stall.

Brindisa, Richmond and Battersea

José Pizarro on Dishpatch, delivery across London More calçotada-inspired than calçotada-traditional, this meal kit for delivery from José Pizarro's a vegetarian meal with the spring onions featured as a calçot and romesco arroz caldoso (a rice stew). Supporting snacks include olives, croquetas and padrón peppers. The meal kit's £50, and serves two, and it's available for delivery every Friday in Feb and March.

José Pizarro on Dishpatch, delivery across London

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

See 8 Stories by Jamie Lau at the British Library1. Bag yourself a free hot dogSoho's Beasy Bar celebrates its first birthday by giving away free hot dogs on Monday. Head down to the Greek Street menu pronto to claim one of the 100 freebies, given away on a first come first served basis — doors open at 5pm.

Free, 6 February.

  1. Explore the Unfamiliar after hoursThe Royal College of Physicians Museum stays open late for an evening celebrating its new exhibition, Unfamiliar, which uses photography to portray familiar medical instruments in a whole new light. Tonight is a chance to hear from a curator, as well as exploring the museum's other displays after hours.

Free, 8 February.

  1. Enjoy Docklands After DarkThe University of East London hosts a free winter festival at its Docklands campus, featuring a lantern parade, dancing and drumming sessions, and illuminated installations along the waterfront and around the campus.

Free, 8 February.

  1. Be inspired by a Punchdrunk designerWoolwich Works continues its series about working in the arts in the 21st century with an event featuring Livi Vaughan, a design associate at Punchdrunk, who has worked on productions including The Masque of the Red Death, Sleep No More, The Drowned Man and current show, The Burnt City. She talks to production manager David Hockham from the University of Greenwich about creating immersive experiences for live audiences.

Free, 8 February.

  1. Attend a night of (legal) drug experimentsOnce a month, Imperial College in South Kensington stays open late for an evening of activities on a certain theme... and this month's theme is drugs. Medicines and narcotics feature in a programme of talks, demos and workshops by Imperial's scientists, including innovations in cancer treatment, and an artistic look at what happens to the brain when on psychedelics. There's also a bar, and a DJ set throughout the night.

Free, 9 February.

  1. Celebrate 150 years of Speakers' CornerHyde Park's Speakers' Corner marks its 150th anniversary this month, and Royal Parks is offering a free, online event to celebrate. With someone playing the role of suffragette Christabel Pankhurst, it's a chance to see what went on at the famous debate site in the 20th century, and ask your questions.

Free, 9 February.

  1. Get a last look at In Plain SightThis is the final week of Wellcome Collection's exhibition, In Plain Sight — which was given a 5* rating by our reviewer when it opened in October — so well worth squeezing into your week.

It explores all aspects of sight and sight loss through art, science and history, from 17th century eye conditions and treatments, to stylish eyewear and the advent of NHS glasses. There's a VR experience which allows sighted visitors to experience something of what it's like to be blind, and Braille signs and hands-on exhibits make the whole display accessible to partially-sighted and blind visitors.

Free, until 12 February.

  1. Peruse contemporary ceramics at BarbicanWhether you're in the market for a new vase, or just fancy perusing pottery in all kinds of wonderful avant garde forms, get yourself to the Barbican Library this month, where London Potters are exhibiting some of their latest creations. From functional to decorative to sculptural pieces, there are ceramics here to catch the eye of everyone.

Free, until 25 February.

  1. Check out 100 really cool football scarvesScarfs are a big part of visual branding for footie fans the world over. At this free show at Tottenham's OOF Gallery, almost 100 scarves — designed by contemporary artists including David Shrigley, Guerrilla Girls, Babak Ganjei and Gray Wielebinski — are on display, brimming with humour, sexuality and cultural critique. It's football scarves, but not as you know it.

Free, until 26 February.

  1. Catch up with Sculpture in the CityJocelyn McGregor's anthropomorphic snails, at Aldgate Square.The current instalment of Sculpture in the City is still going on, with a trail of 20 artworks on display for free around the Square Mile. They include anthropomorphic snails, amusing bench plaques, and functional bird boxes designed like fruit. We advise going at the weekend, when the City's streets are a little quieter.

Free, until April 2023

  1. Find out what it means to be Chinese and BritishTying in with the current Chinese and British exhibition (also free), the British Library hosts a free display, 8 Stories by Jamie Lau, which aims to answer the question 'what does it mean to be Chinese and British?' through a series of photographs.

Lau was born in London and grew up in rural Bedfordshire with no extended Chinese community around him. These photos feature seven other Chinese and British individuals and what they love about countryside life, including Qu Lei Lei, who forages for wood for his sculptures on the forest floor, and Ruby Peng who grew up in Singapore but is fascinated by the slow pace of countryside living.

Free, until May 2023.


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All weekendBook your seat to watch Six Nations. Image: ShutterstockIN PLAIN SIGHT: It's the final two days of the Wellcome Collection's free exhibition, In Plain Sight, which explores all facets of sight and sight loss, from 17th century eye conditions and treatments, to a VR experience giving sighted people an insight into what it's like to be blind. Our reviewer gave it five stars. FREE, until 12 February

MAKING MODERNISM: Also closing this weekend is Making Modernism at the Royal Academy, which highlights female artists from the early 1900s to show that Modernism wasn't just a male movement. Käthe Kollwitz is the headline artist, and though there are some great works, our reviewer felt there isn't enough room to showcase the talent of all seven artists involved. Until 12 February

SIX NATIONS: If you're planning to watch the rugby this weekend, regardless of which team you support, take a look at our guide to where to watch the Six Nations, and find a pub, bar or venue near you that's showing the action. It's Ireland v France and Scotland v Wales on Saturday, and England v Italy on Sunday this week. Until 18 March

SPORTS PODCASTS: Catch the last couple of days of Pod Live Sport, a festival dedicated to sports podcasts, at Kings Place. Everything from rugby to Formula One to martial arts is covered, with a couple of comedy sports pundit shows thrown in too. 8-12 February

IMAGINE CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL: It's February half term from Saturday, which means Southbank Centre's Imagine Children's Festival is back, celebrating all facets of kids' literature. The programme is packed, catering to all ages and budgets (plenty of events are FREE!), but stand-out events include appearances by authors Michael Rosen and Cressida Cowell. 8-18 February****

Imagine Children's Festival is under way at Southbank Centre. Image: Pete Woodhead*BRICK DINOS: Dinosaurs from the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods go on display at Forest Hill's Horniman Museum from Friday — in scaled down, Lego form. Brick Dinos is an exhibition of models by Lego artist Warren Elsmore, as well as specimens from the Horniman's own collection. Although the exhibition has been at this venue before, there are some new additions this time around, including a Polacanthus, an armoured and spiked dinosaur. *10 February-29 October****

INTERNATIONAL FOLK FESTIVAL: Across one weekend, bands and solo performers from the Caribbean, South Asia, India and the UK pop up at Rich Mix in Shoreditch for the International Folk Festival. 11-12 February

HALF TERM: Need ways to keep the kids entertained while school's out? How does ice skating, pretending to be a vet, or taking a trip to the real Hundred Acre Wood sound? We've covered all that and more in our guide to things to do in London in half term. **11-19 February****

IMMERSIVE MEAN GIRLS: 19 years (!) since Cady Heron first set foot in North Shore High School, an immersive Mean Girls screening and dining event comes to the City. Enjoy six dishes and drinks, served at certain times in the film to pair with the action on screen. That's so fetch! 11-19 February

**DONATELLO:* One of our picks of exhibitions to look forward to in 2023 is the V&A's Donatello: Sculpting the Renaissance, the first UK show of the sculptor's works in bronze, marble, wood and terracotta. It's a chance to learn about his life, and how he influenced subsequent generations of artists, and it opens on Saturday. 11 February-11 June***

Saturday 11 FebruaryLast chance to see Dance Me - Music by Leonard Cohen ©Rolando Paolo GuerzoniFAMILY FILM CLUB: Take the kids to Barbican Cinema to see a programme of shorts for this week's Family Film Club. The bite-sized films show off different animation styles, and feature aliens, spiders and more. Recommended age 4+. 11am

CHURCH TOUR: The Victorian St Madgalene's Church in Maida Vale now doubles up as the Grand Junction community centre, with regular tours for anyone who wants to learn more about the space. Join one at lunchtime today to find out about the building's history and see some of its more interesting features. FREE, 12.30pm

POEMATHON: Head to Ye Olde Rose and Crown Theatre Pub in Walthamstow for a fundraising Poem-A-Thon — a non-stop relay of poems being read — in aid of local food banks Eat or Heat and Rukhsana Khan Foundation. 48 poets each read for 8-10 minutes and you can pop in and out as you please. 1pm-9pm

DANCE ME: Last chance to catch the UK premiere run of Dance Me — Music by Leonard Cohen at Sadler’s Wells. Three choreographers have put movement to the songs of the late, great songwriter, which are brought to life by 14 performers from Ballets Jazz Montréal.2.30pm/7.30pm

TEEN TOUR: The Photographer's Gallery near Oxford Circus offers regular Teen Tours; guided tours of the displays led by a young person who offers their own perspective on the work. Today it's the turn of Jadine Hamilton Archer. 3pm

ORCHIDS AFTER HOURS: Kew Gardens' Orchids Festival is in full swing, with an Orchids After Hours special late event taking place tonight. Head to the Princess of Wales Conservatory to explore the flowers under special lighting, with live music and cookery demonstrations themed on this year's country, Cameroon. 6pm

**TINA TURNER:* Head to Alexandra Palace for What's Love Got To Do With It, a tribute act to musical legend Tina Turner. Hear songs including Proud Mary, River Deep, Private Dancer and others performed by a live band and cast. Age 14+. *Doors 6.30pm

Catch Celya AB's show, Swimming, at Soho TheatreBREATHLESS: Writer Laura Horton's show Breathless takes an amusing but honest look at the problem of extreme hoarding, based on Horton's own experiences of not being able to throw out clothes. Catch it at Soho Theatre, following its Fringe First winning run in Edinburgh. 7pm (and other dates until 18 February)****

*LOVERS AND FRIENDS: One of our picks of Valentine's Day events in London, Lovers and Friends at Rich Mix sees actor and presenter Ashley J hosting an interactive comedy show that both celebrates and disrespects love. It's followed by an afterparty, included in your ticket. *7.20pm****

**RESISTANCE COMEDY:* Enfield's Dudgale Arts Centre hosts Resistance Comedy, a live show of laughs featuring acts from the UK and international comedy circuits. 7.30pm***

**CELYA AB:* A show about moving from Paris to Birmingham, finding yourself and learning to swim at the age of 25, comedian Celya AB performs Swimming at Soho Theatre. The debut show had a sell-out run at Edinburgh Fringe last summer. 9pm***

**ABBA NIGHT:* Cheesy party night Club de Fromage hosts an ABBA special, celebrating all things relating to the Swedish quartet, at O2 Academy Islington. Dance the night away to ABBA hits interspersed with other pop songs, along with a fancy dress contest and other competitions. 10.30pm***

Sunday 12 FebruaryHear from Munroe Bergdorf at Southbank Centre. Image: Mariano VivancoLONDON BRICK FESTIVAL: Another one for Lego fans, the London Brick Festival is a one-day extravaganza of the colourful plastic building blocks, aimed at adults and children alike. Ogle ready-built displays, take part in speed-building competitions, and buy bricks, accessories, retired Lego sets, and more. 10am-5pm

SECRET STORYTELLING: Vanessa Woolf of London Dreamtime invites you to celebrate Valentine's Day with an evening of scary stories with an 'unlucky' theme in Peckham. Sounds like a good option if you want to completely avoid the love hearts and candlelit romance that are everywhere this time of year. 5pm-6.30pm

MUNROE BERGDORF: Activist and model Munroe Bergdorf is at Southbank Centre to launch her new book, Transitional. She chats to broadcaster Clara Amfo about the transitions we all undergo in our lives, and how to build a strong community. 7.30pm

NORWEGIAN EROTICA: Though not officially billed as a Valentine's Day event, we can't think of a better time of year to spend an evening delving into the intricacies of the erotic folklore tales of Norway. In the 19th century, Norwegian duo P.C. Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Moe travelled around rural Norway, collecting local tales, legends, and fables. While most were published, some were considered too explicit, and were hidden away in archives at the University of Oslo for a century. These are the ones that Norwegian lecturer Lena Schattenherz Heide-Brennand discusses online tonight. *7.30pm*

SUBTERRANEAN LONDON: Explore subterranean London without leaving your house. Footprints of London guide Rob Smith offers a virtual tour beneath the city, looking at crypts, caves, tunnels, vaults and bunkers, and telling the story of how they came to be there. 8pm-9pm

SUPER BOWL: It's Super Bowl Sunday, when two of America's finest NFL teams face off against each other (with Rihanna signed up for the half-time show, we might add). Assuming you're not jetting off to Arizona to watch in person, here's a guide to Super Bowl screenings and parties in London. It runs into the early hours, so consider booking Monday off work. *From 8pm*

*JENAN YOUNIS: Stand up comedian, and creator of Weapons of Mass Hilarity, Jenan Younis, performs her show A Conflict of Disinterest at VAULT Festival tonight — about what it's like to revive what you stand for in a world of selective empathy. *8.15pm****

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This isn't a display from the exhibition, but we suspect a few of these toys will be on show... Image by Matt BrownA new exhibition puts Star Wars collectibles under the spotlight.

The Star Wars universe has expanded so much in recent years that you'd have to be a serious fan to keep track of it all. Fortunately, there are a lot of serious fans out there, as evinced by a new exhibition, The Fans Strike Back.

The exhibition is not an official Disney or Lucasfilm event, but a showcase of stuff collected by passionate followers of the franchise. You'll find some 600 items, including toys, games, costumes, models, comics and other paraphernalia.

The show, opening in April 2023, will also feature many large-scale models and sculptures, such as a five-metre-long replica of Jabba the Hutt. You can also enjoy a Star Wars VR experience, and have your photo taken against a range of green-screen backgrounds from the Star Wars universe. A gift shop will vend items from a galaxy far, far away.

Sounds like the kind of exhibition any fan would give their right hand to visit.

The Fans Strike Back opens 3 April at 81 Old Brompton Road, South Kensington. Tickets are on sale Wednesday 8 February from noon. Suitable for all ages.

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Image: Xavi Cabrera via UnsplashHuge displays, building competitions and discontinued Lego sets are all part of the London Brick Festival, coming to the capital for one day only this February.

The celebration of all things Lego is open to fans of all ages, with expert Lego builders displaying their latest projects, some of them on a huge scale.

Exact details for this year's event haven't been revealed, but builds up to 30ft-long have been seen at past events, including a bricky recreation of Mos Eisley Spaceport for Star Wars fans.

Lego and London (and Star Wars) - a dreamy combo. Image: Daniel K Cheung via UnsplashPrefer to get hands-on? Thousands of Lego bricks will be available for visitors to play with on the day in a dedicated building area, with speed-building competitions for kids and adults to take part in, and prizes to be won.

Working on something at home and need a helping hand? All manner of Lego is available to buy from traders, from loose bricks to Minifigures to accessories, as well as Lego sets, both new and coveted retired editions.

So just Lego, relax, and enjoy the day.

London Brick Festival takes place 12 February 2023 at the Royal National Hotel near Russell Square. Tickets are £7 adult/£5 child (or £15 per person for early access) and can be bought in advance.

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Stuart volunteers for St Mungo's, using his bike to reach more homeless people. Image: LondonistWalking the icy streets of London this time of year, you wonder what's to become of the rough sleepers you spot huddled in doorways or on benches.

The first thing you should know is that you can report them to StreetLink, an online portal, where you can detail the person's description and location.

From here, homeless charities like St Mungo's step in; their army of first response volunteers check up on sightings of rough sleepers. If the reported person is still in that location, first responders pass this information onto outreach officers, who swiftly arrive on the scene, and begin assessing the rough sleeper for accommodation, health support and the like.

It's a vital role — and to date has helped over 800 people off the street — but doing it on foot means there's only so much ground you can cover in one shift.

Lately, though, St Mungo's has been trialling a different way of getting their first response volunteers in Tower Hamlets and Westminster out and about — by bike.

Westminster is the borough with the highest number of rough sleepers in London. Image: Shutterstock"Westminster is such a huge borough," says Stuart, one of the charity's cycling volunteers, "It's not just the number of people you try and see but it's also the distances you have to cover, and if it's on foot, then you have to get the tube or the bus. But on a bike you can get around so quickly."

An IT technician by day, Stuart gives up his time to do one or two first response shifts a month, and because of his trusty two wheels, can reach around 25 locations reported on StreetLink per shift, rather than the 10 or so that can be achieved in the same time by foot.

"You have that big list at six o' clock, says Stuart, "and then by quarter past nine you find that you visited the majority of those sites, even if you might've only found two or three people.

"I've always been a cyclist. So it seems logical to do it on the bike," says Stuart, who used to live in Denmark, a country well-known for its appreciation of cycling.

Off the back of this success, St Mungo's is seeking more volunteers who want to hop on their bike, and help out Londoners in need.

If you're interested in volunteering for St Mungo's, visit the volunteering page of their website.

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Stuart volunteers for St Mungo's, using his bike to reach more homeless people. Image: LondonistWalking the icy streets of London this time of year, you wonder what's to become of the rough sleepers you spot huddled in doorways or on benches.

The first thing you should know is that you can report them to StreetLink, an online portal, where you can detail the person's description and location.

From here, homeless charities like St Mungo's step in; their army of first response volunteers check up on sightings of rough sleepers. If the reported person is still in that location, first responders pass this information onto outreach officers, who swiftly arrive on the scene, and begin assessing the rough sleeper for accommodation, health support and the like.

It's a vital role — and to date has helped over 800 people off the street — but doing it on foot means there's only so much ground you can cover in one shift.

Lately, though, St Mungo's has been trialling a different way of getting their first response volunteers in Tower Hamlets and Westminster out and about — by bike.

Westminster is the borough with the highest number of rough sleepers in London. Image: Shutterstock"Westminster is such a huge borough," says Stuart, one of the charity's cycling volunteers, "It's not just the number of people you try and see but it's also the distances you have to cover, and if it's on foot, then you have to get the tube or the bus. But on a bike you can get around so quickly."

An IT technician by day, Stuart gives up his time to do one or two first response shifts a month, and because of his trusty two wheels, can reach around 25 locations reported on StreetLink per shift, rather than the 10 or so that can be achieved in the same time by foot.

"You have that big list at six o' clock, says Stuart, "and then by quarter past nine you find that you visited the majority of those sites, even if you might've only found two or three people.

"I've always been a cyclist. So it seems logical to do it on the bike," says Stuart, who used to live in Denmark, a country well-known for its appreciation of cycling.

Off the back of this success, St Mungo's is seeking more volunteers who want to hop on their bike, and help out Londoners in need.

If you're interested in volunteering for St Mungo's, visit the volunteering page of their website.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

An Ode To The London TramsA trip from Wimbledon to Beckenham Junction.

Things To Keep You Busy For LGBT+ History Month 2023 In LondonMuseums, guided walks, cabaret and kids events.

A Black Pound Day Store Launches In London This WeekendPop-up supports Black-owned businesses.

The Top Exhibitions To See In London: February 2023Donatello, Hockney, Grayson Perry and a whole lot more.

© Ana AragaoHeritage Society 'Supergroup' Forms To Stop Liverpool Street Station DevelopmentGriff Rhys Jones is president of reborn Liverpool Street Station Campaign.

London Football In 11 Plaques And StatuesHow the beautiful game is commemorated in London.

Things To Do In London In Half Term: February 2023Family-friendly school holiday activities for all budgets.

The Trendy Pub-Cinema That Dished Up Arthouse Films And Craft Beer... In 1980s ActonEver heard of the Acton Screen?

The Wombles Turn 50 Years Old This WeekendWimbledon's finest ain't Roger Federer - it's these fellas.

5 Tasty New Afternoon Teas To Try In London Right Now: February 2023Including a new menu at Peggy Porschen.

"Learning London's LGBTQ+ History Empowered Me To Walk The City's Streets"Pioneers' lasting effect on today's queer communities.

British Library's 12-Storey Extension Gets The Go-AheadBut there are concerns that it's overbearing.

Review: Patti Harrison Is A Comedic Gollum In Scatterbrain Stand-Up ShowGross-out WIP will be wonderful when polished.

7 Lovely Day Trips From London: February 2023Snow drops, art exhibitions and a special afternoon tea.

Image: Marc AtkinsLondon's Greatest Cartoon CharactersExplore the animated city.

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Valentines Park is home to a beautiful old dovecote, which is now watched over by a sculpture of a, er, tawny owl. Image: LondonistAs 14 February races towards us faster than a palpitating heart, it's time to start combing the internet for locations to go a-wooing. Maybe you've already booked into one of London's most romantic restaurants. Possibly you're planning something a little kinkier?

Pretty romantic, right? Image: LondonistAnd then there's Valentines Park in Ilford — surely the most romantically-named-place-located-in-the least romantically-named-place ever? But hang on; could it be that this lesser-known urban oasis, slotted neatly between the North Circular and the A12, might actually live up to its sentimental moniker after all? Is Valentines Park, in fact, the most romantic spot in the whole of London?

We decided to investigate. In the name of love.

See you at four minutes to 11. Image: LondonistMeet underneath the big clock... Nothing says romance like meeting at an allotted time beneath an oversized timepiece, and Valentines Park has just the thing — a proud clockface with built-in seating (perfect for tardy dates), which has looked out over the boating lake since the park opened in 1899. If there's one problem, it's that the rusted-up timepiece is perpetually jammed at four minutes to 11. See you then, I guess.

Perfect weather for boating — sorry, ice skating. Image: Londonist. Did you say boating lake? That's right, Valentines Park gives the likes of Hyde and Battersea parks a run for their money, with its meandering boating lake — perfect for rowing out into the middle of, to whisper sweet nothings into your beloved's cochlea. Sadly, around Valentine's season, the lake is prone to icing up, and therefore gives you a frostier reception than running into an ex who you jettisoned for their best mate.

True love is never having to pay for it. Image: LondonistGive me a sign... Valentines Park is scattered liberally with some genuinely touching plaques (and newly planted trees) dedicated to lost loved ones. These are, admittedly, somewhat offset by signs at the park entrance explicitly forbidding public urination AND/OR defecation; illicit fundraising... or the purchase of sexual favours. On that note, probably don't go borrowing your chat-up lines from the gents toilets; perched at the side of one of the urinals we found a soggy napkin annotated: 'Feeling Horny? Blow Job & Sex Now. (Tap 3 Times)'.

Hitchcockian scenes. Image: LondonistWhy do birds suddenly appear... everybloodywhere you go in Valentines Park? The 18th century dovecote is — excuse the pun — a lovey-dovey spot to hang out (even if the birds have long since flown the nest), while lovebirds can also stroll hand-in-hand past a modern aviary. Even the park's owl statue, chainsawed out of a sycamore tree, is cute in its own kind of way. But as for the gaggles of geese, flocks of pigeons and commotions of coots — strutting and swooping their way psychotically around the park — they're frankly Hitchcockian. Feed the birds? Please don't. If they get any stronger, they'll peck you and your date to shreds.

Microwaved to perfection, and at £5.60, you'll have money leftover for a romantic Mini Milk on a bench outside. Image: LondonistDinner for two... Yes, Valentines Park has its own waterfront restaurant, and by waterfront restaurant we mean a caff abutting a toilet block. It does however, microwave a mean chilli, chips and cheese — which at £5.60 makes for a good option if you're hedging your bets and taking a few different dates to the park.

Yes, Ilford has a vineyard — an incredibly small one. Image: LondonistBottle of bubbly... Before you go popping any corks, we'll remind you of that earlier sign, bluntly stating that drinkers will be hung, drawn and quartered, or something to that effect. Either save the Bolly for the hotel (which we'll come to soon), or secrete it in a brown paper bag. There is a touch of irony, in that the walled gardens (which, may we say, are particularly apt for a stolen smooch) are home to a vine from which the Great Vine at Hampton Court Palace was cut, and much fine wine was created.

The northernmost part of the park is a delight of walled gardens, water features and grottos. Image: LondonistGarden of Love... Valentines Park — particularly the northernmost chunk of it — reveals itself to be a genuine delight: rose gardens (though not particularly rosy around Valentine's because: February); grottos inspired by classical Greece and Rome; and the picturesque Long Water canal, overlooked by the alcove seat with its ceiling of sea shells and copper, which is ideal for a snuggle. Word of warning, though: do not go romantically tossing coins into the park's wishing well: said well has been filled in, and said coin will bounce back up and hit you/your lover in the face.

They call it the Savoy of Ilford. Possibly. Image: LondonistGet a room... A word in your shell-like; if things are going really well on this park date of yours, know that there's a hotel just outside the park gates, although it does promise "a good nights [sic] sleep", so maybe not what you're looking for as an amorous couple.

Top notch a-wooing spot, this. Image: LondonistWill you marry me? The park's unquestionable piece de resistance is Valentines Mansion, a handsome redbrick pile surrounded accessible via a cute bridge, featuring a sweeping colonnade — and even a Juliet balcony (ideal for pitching woo, although we must point out that anyone trying to shun their way up here faces the wrath of Redbridge Council). What's more, you can get married here — and plenty of loved-up twosomes do. My goodness, maybe Valentines Park is the most romantic place in London after all!

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"A life-sized Bratz doll who comes to life, makes friends with you, then bites your head off." Image: Andrew LevySome people venture into Soho for a Joe & the Juice and a Tonkotsu. Others go for the sex shops. Personally, I'm there to see someone air harp to Joanna Newsom while chirping in elfin tones about being done from behind by Steve Bannon.

This highly distasteful — and riotously funny — skit is the absolute highlight of Patti Harrison's Soho Theatre show, a welter of gross-out gags laced with millennial anxieties and the pressing temptation to slice people's brain stems with a pair of boxcutters.

Harrison, if you don't know, is a pretty big deal — appearing in edgy US comedies like Shrill and I Think You Should Leave. She thrives off keeping you on the edge of your seat, flitting capriciously from butter-wouldn't-melt, to 360 degree-revolving-noggin Linda Blair. She is a comedic Gollum — a Bratz doll who comes to life, becomes BFFs with you, then bites off your head. It's a vibe — a hilarious one too.

This particular show — apparently a work in progress, though there's nothing to suggest that in the marketing — is scatterbrain. There are tears-down-cheeks moment, including a 'trigger warning' induction with special effects sponsored by 'Noise Barn', and a demented run-in with a pregnant woman. But such shards of brilliance are glued together with a putty of rambling and note-checking (to Harrison's credit, an early Stuart Little/paedophilia setup ensures that every time she refers to her phone, guffaws ensue).

To paraphrase that old gag about London, this show will be wonderful when it's finished.

Patti Harrison, Soho Theatre, until 18 February

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A consortium of heritage groups has assembled to try and halt the development of Liverpool Street station. Image: LondonistPressure is piling on planners to reconsider the proposed redevelopment of Liverpool Street station, with the formation of a 'supergroup' of heritage societies.

In the winter of 2022, Londonist reported that Sellar (developer of The Shard) is plotting to demolish part of the current station building, and build a high-rise tower above part of the concourse. Duncan Wilson, Chief Executive of Historic England, also wrote a piece for us, damning the plans as "misconceived" and saying they'd "ruin Liverpool Street station's character."

Now, the Liverpool Street Station Campaign (LISSCA) has been reformed, composed of a consortium of heritage groups, and chaired by Restoration presenter and architectural enthusiast, Griff Rhys Jones.

"I use Liverpool Street Station a lot. I know it very well. It's my London station. I love it. It is a great and distinguished, working monument." Image: M@/LondonistWe say 'reformed' because the LISSCA was originally established in 1974, in a (successful) bit to halt the total demolition of the Victorian train terminus. The fact it's had to reconvene just shy of its 50th birthday is testament to the tenacity of both those who want to do unspeakable things to our heritage, and those who fight to stop them.

Rhys Jones said: "I use Liverpool Street Station a lot. I know it very well. It's my London station. I love it. It is a great and distinguished, working monument. This campaign is very personal to me but I am only adding a voice to an extraordinary uniformity of concern. All the major heritage sector bodies are appalled by what is proposed. They have joined together. They all want to try to preserve a superb London landmark. I have seldom seen such uniformity."

The groups in question are Save Britain's Heritage, The Twentieth Century Society, Historic Buildings & Places, The Georgian Group, The Spitalfields Trust, Civic Voice, London Historians and The Victorian Society.

Rhys Jones's predecessor at LISSCA was the poet John Betjeman. Image: M@/LondonistAlthough the plans are a lighter touch than those of the 1970s, the consortium says that the demolition of the newly-listed 1990s train shed linking the Victorian train shed with the Victorian hotel would "place the station concourse into shadow and destroy the impression of a cohesive Victorian space".

It would also, says the group, set a "terrible precedent", meaning no listed building is safe from developers.

Continued Rhys Jones: "This great station and hotel are not only important listed buildings, they are part of the living story of London, just as much as Westminster Abbey or St Paul's. They should be safe from part demolition and what is intended to be a huge, 16 storey, cantilevered tower, stuck directly above them, blacking out the daylight and virtually burying the original buildings. "

Rhys Jones's presidential LISSCA predecessor was the poet John Betjeman, who also had a hand in saving St Pancras station, and is honoured with a statue on the concourse there.

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A new shop celebrating and promoting Black-owned businesses opens at Westfield Stratford City this weekend.

The Black Pound Day team opens a pop-up shop in the centre on Saturday (4 February), selling products from more than 50 businesses including skincare, haircare, books, toys, homewares, cosmetics and accessories.

Black Pound Day is an initiative encouraging people to shop from and spend money with local and online UK Black-owned businesses, empowering Black entrepreneurs. For every pound a white household makes, Black Caribbean households earn just 20p, and Black African households earn 10p, according to Black Pound Day — an economic imbalance that it wants to rectify.

It was founded by So Solid Crew member Swiss, in 2020. He said:

Black Pound Day has always been rooted in what our community needs by increasing the visibility of Black-owned businesses. The opening of our second store in Westfield Stratford City is our response to calls from our community to continue this work. We are excited to bring the Black Pound Day shopping experience to east London in partnership with the Westfield team who continually support the movement.

Since June 2022, there's been a permanent Black Pound Day shop in Westfield White City, and there's also an online directory of 1,500 Black-owned businesses across the UK.

The pop-up can be found at Westfield Stratford City, Unit 1066A (opposite Hugo Boss) from Saturday 4 February. Check the Black Pound Day website and Instagram for further information.

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The first episode of The Wombles aired on the BBC in February 1973. Wanna feel old? The Wombles turn 50 years old this weekend.

The first TV episode of the popular kids' TV programme — about a group of fluffy subterranean eco warriors who go on litter-picking adventures across Wimbledon Common — ran on 5 February 1973 . Voiced by the great Bernard Cribbins, who we lost in 2022, the show ran for two series (each with 30 episodes), striking a chord with young children and their parents, and has been loved ever since.

Newer versions of the show have been made — including an ill-fated CGI adaptation — but it's the original stop motion episodes, directed by Ivor Wood (who worked on everything from Postman Pat to Charlie Chalk) that endure.

To mark the Wombles' half century, 10 of the original five-minute Wombles episodes have been digitally remastered, and will appear on the official YouTube channel from 5 February — with more being released throughout the rest of the year.

Of course, The Wombles go back a little further than 1973; the first book about them was published in 1968 by Elisabeth Beresford, who is said to have struck on the idea for the loveable creatures on a Boxing Day walk with her children, when her daughter, Kate mispronounced it 'Wombledon Common'.

You'll find a green plaque dedicated to Beresford and her creations at her former Wandsworth home (the late author actually lived close to Wandsworth Common, but maybe it's just as well she decided to go for a longer walk that Christmas — 'The Wandles' doesn't have the same ring to it).

The unusual Wimbledon residents also launched a pop career — the music written (and owned) by the savvy Mike Batt — and if Wombling Merry Christmas isn't on your festive Spotify playlist, then you'd better sort it out.

And, by the way, if you wanna feel really old, Uncle Bulgaria is now 349.

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"Trams are, in so many way, superior to buses." Image: LondonistI once had a teacher who told us to be buses not trams.

Trams, his logic ran, were doomed to forever shuttle back and forth over the same prescribed lines, whereas buses could think outside the box, go anywhere they pleased. In retrospect this was ropey advice, because trams are — in so many ways — superior to buses.

Seconds after touching in and leaving the platform on the Beckenham Junction-bound tram at Wimbledon, you're shooting through the darkness beneath the station, then careening through south western suburbia.

Trams run on the same 'hopper' system as London buses. Image: LondonistWhile buses trundle and splutter and lurch, London's fleet of 35 trams are fast and powerful; they are frankly full of themselves. While the average speed for a London bus is 9.2 miles per hour, their trammelled counterparts average 13 miles per hour — but can reach up to 50 — plying through open countryside, before slithering nimbly through city traffic, like lime green electric snakes.

In fact when Tramlink — or Croydon Tramlink as is was then — opened in 2000, the livery was red, but that was switched up in 2008. Maybe it was thought they looked too much like their arch nemesis, the London bus.

Trams don't take shit from anyone — and isn't that the best advice a teacher could give to a kid about to be let loose into a brutal world?

Plenty of sneaky peeks into back gardens on the Tramlink. Image: LondonistHurtling through Dundonald Road and Merton Park you're given the chance to engage in a spot of cryptoscopophilia, gazing through the stream of bi-fold windows, and working up some serious garden envy. A couple of foxes doze on a shed roof, inevitably saving up their energy to shriek through the small hours of tomorrow morning.

You see a different kind of London from a tram; the 16 miles of tram track is a sort of servants' staircase, creeping through a hinterland of back gardens, timber yards, Big Yellow Storage facilities, banks tussled with iced brambles, and golfers who've chosen to pretend that the fairways aren't frozen solid.

Passing the sprawling Morden Park — trams take you on a whirlwind tour through south London's green spaces, as well at its industrial estates. Image: LondonistFrom Morden Road, there are fleeting glimpses through the trees and hedges of the sprawling Morden Park — with its wetlands and picturesque snuff mill. The River Wandle winds through here too and, approaching Phipps Bridge, the tram skips right over it, before slowing for Belgrave Walk, heralded by and egregious electricity pylons straight out of a 1980s public information film in which Jimmy gets frazzled.

The tram moquette is a visual representation of 'city meets country'. It's comfy too. Image: LondonistBy the way, you're sitting on a visual representation of what you can see out of the window. The grass-green/concrete grey seat pattern of the trams is the work of Wallace Sewell, who do of all TfL's moquettes. Their brief this time was "a suburban theme; city meets country".

From Mitcham until Wandle Park, you're riding along invisible history; the Tramlink line follows the old Wimbledon to Croydon Railway, which in turn follows the route of the Surrey Iron Railway, a shortlived horse-drawn route, quickly gazumped by the introduction of steam engines.

Weather-defying golfers on a frosty fairway. Image: LondonistTrams, of course, are nothing new to London. The last 20th century tram in Croydon was waved off in 1952, at a time when the town was going through a mid-life crisis, and making all kinds of knee-jerk self improvements it'd later sorely regret — like bulldozing most of itself into rubble.

If you were doing a Tramlink pub crawl (and you can certainly do a decent one), then Mitcham Junction might be your second port of call, after Wimbledon. Alight here for Drop Project — one of London's best purveyors of pale ales and IPAs. Although to find the place, you've got to cross the roaring A237, navigate the fly-tipped woods, and traverse the eerily empty industrial estate. Turns out the name Elusive Brewing was already taken.

On weekends, the platforms at Ampere Way are filled with carless IKEA shoppers with freshly-bought houseplants. Image: LondonistIf you staying on the waggon/tram, it's on through Beddington Lane (which sounds like a euphemism you'd use to send a toddler to bed), past the Tramlink Depot — where the vehicles are washed, have their sand hoppers replenished, and are also put to bed — then onto to Therapia Lane (which sounds like somewhere you'd go for homeopathy treatment).

The twin chimneys of the old Croydon power stations have been looming for a while, and at Ampere Way, they fill the tram windows. This is the stop for IKEA, and you can almost smell the meatballs. On Saturdays the platforms become a miniature garden, as carless customers line the platforms — their faces poking out from behind Strelitzias. If you ever wondered how many BILLY bookcases you can fit onto a tram, this is the place to run your experiment.

The old Croydon Gas Works, where until recently you'd have been greeted by a glorious gasholder. Image: LondonistThe landscape grows ever more industrially foreboding towards Waddon Marsh, where a razor wire fence runs down one side of the tracks; behind it is the site of the old Croydon Gas Works — until recently announced by a gasholder, but now torn down. (Apparently having learnt nothing from its ill-advised heritage-shredding, Croydon is still hard at it.)

Rising above the rooftops just after Wandle Park. Image: LondonistBefore you've had a chance to bemoan the unsightly landscape though, it changes yet again — the picturesque bandstand and ornamental boating lakes of Wandle Park coming into view. In true 1960s Croydon form, the powers that be cemented over the eponymous river running through the park, although in this case the braindead operation was reversible — and that's exactly what happened in 2012, thank god.

Suddenly, you're taking off into the air as the tram is lifted above the rimy rooftops, and you get your first proper faceful of Croydon; its handsome Victorian Minster where six Archbishops are buried, and the multitude of fugly high-rises behind it, which surely prompt said six Archbishops to turn in their graves.

House of Reeves has been here since 1867, originally as Ye Olde Curiositie Shoppe. Image: LondonistThe flight doesn't last long; you're rudely plunged back down to road level, and in fact for the first time, become one with the road itself. The tram flies across the A236 and rounds a bend into Reeves Corner. You may think IKEA is the only furniture store to get its name slapped on the transport map, but you'd be wrong; Reeves Corner takes its name from the furniture store which has stood here since 1867 — and infamously lost a chunk of its glorious Arts and Crafts facade in the 2011 riots.

Turning out of Reeves corner, up towards Croydon centre. Image: LondonistThis is also the point of the Tramlink's loop; from the other direction heading from East Croydon, you'd travel by way of George Street, home to one of the — shall we say liveliest? — Wetherspoons in London, and then down Church Street, whipping past the fruit and veg stalls of Surrey Street Market, which harks back to the 13th century, and is surely the jewel in Croydon's retail crown.

But on the Beckenham Junction-bound route, Centrale is next; its name conjures images of a grand European station, and never fails to disappoint/bemuse newcomers, when it reveals itself to be a moribund shopping centre, home to a scruffy NEXT outlet and a Crystal Palace FC shop which I've never seen anyone in. Still, Centrale was deemed important enough to warrant its own tram station, and to date it's the only station to be added to the network — upping it from 38 to 39 stops.

Matthews Yard — a totem of Croydon's very gradual gentrification. Image: LondonistNow you're heading into the thick of the action; skipping over the junction of London Road/North End, past Matthews Yard (life drawing classes last Thursday of the month FYI), past West Croydon station, with its questionable orange trim, and the unquestionably handsome West Croydon Bus Station (which deservedly won a RIBA award in 2017).

Saffron Tower - something approximating an evil villain's raspberry and blackcurrant-flavoured HQ. Image: LondonistNow the tram whips off to the south, and puts pedal to metal — racing the buses, and zooming past the ludicrously-lofty Saffron Tower — something approximating an evil villain's raspberry and blackcurrant-flavoured HQ. Wellesley Road is the stop for Lunar House, another disquieting building — and it must be even more so for anyone coming come here to get their UK visa extended (it is, after all, the headquarters of UK Visas and Immigration).

Rounding a corner onto George Street — the NLA Tower creeping into view.Croydon is now in full swing; as you round the corner past Wendy's and up George Street, you might catch a glimpse of the axe-throwing range through the windows at Boxpark. In a few more seconds you're at East Croydon station, although the building that demands your undivided attention is the one that has as many names as it has sides: No. 1 Croydon/NLA Tower/Threepenny Bit/50p Building/Weddingcake/the Bandersnatch building — call it what you will — greedily gobbles up the skyline, as is its prerogative.

Trams aside, this is the true icon of the town; seen everywhere from lamppost banners, to the fake headquarters of the fantastical Croydon Spaceport.

The NLA Tower in all its sci-fi glory. Image: LondonistCrane your neck to take in every last bit of it, because already you're ploughing back into relative suburbia; the mock Tudor houses of Lebanon Road, half of which seem to be dental practices, towards Sandilands.

Here, the tram slows at a sharp fork in the tracks. It's the place where, on 9 November 2016 — the same morning Donald Trump was declared the 45th President of the United States — a speeding tram overturned, killing seven passengers, and marking one of the darkest days in living London history.

Image: LondonistVeering southwest, you'll head through the Sandilands Tunnel towards New Addington, via the surprising expanse of Lloyd Park; the so-rural-you-might-see-a-horse-there Coombe Lane (fromhere you can also ascend the Addington Hills on foot, for views of London looking stunning, and Croydon slightly less so); Gravel Hill (which may sound unremarkable but is in fact home to the 17th century Addington Palace, today a swanky wedding venue, and a formerly a summer residence where Archbishops put their feet up); Addington Village (in whose church five of those Archbishops have now put their feet up for good i.e. are buried); Fieldway (if anyone knows anything of note about Fieldway aside from the fact it overwhelmingly voted for Brexit, please contact me); the magnificently-named King Henry's Drive; and New Addington itself.

This small town — which boomed dramatically post war — was arguably the spark that ignited Croydon's tram renaissance; before then, New Addington's residents had to endure a tortuous 45-minute bus ride into East Croydon. Something had to be done about it.

Hurtling past houses at Addiscombe. Image: LondonistOn this route, though, it's onto Beckenham Junction, through more back garden hinterlandish landscapes to Addiscombe (where a pretty little cafe called The Tram Stop does an all day Scottish breakfast); Blackhorse Lane (not to be confused with Blackhorse Road); and Woodside (where a disused train station finds new life as a tram stop, and is apparently tube fanatic Geoff Marshall's favourite stop).

Speaking of rail fanatics, if the headmasterish voiceover on the trams — telling you where you're headed — sounds familiar, that's because it's trolleybus enthusiast and former newsreader Nicholas Owen.

The Jurassic Park-like fence at Arena. Image: LondonistArena comes into view, although an arena does not (it's there, just hidden away). What you can see is a towering perimeter fence, hinting that someone might've cooked up their own version of Jurassic Park out here in the relative solitude of Croydon's outskirts. The truth is that this is an adventure golf centre — so no velociraptors to worry about — although there are fibreglass dragons.

Beckenham Crematorium and Cemetery, final resting place of the inventor of the first commercially successful sheep shearer. Image: LondonistSoon, there is another fork in the tracks, with some trams making for Elmers End. A photo from 1999 shows a Nescafe branded tram being tested at Elmer's End; there were also bright pink Magnum ice cream trams at one point, and right now, some of them wear special purple 'Love Croydon' liveries.

For us, it's onto Harrington Road, where a Santander Cycle's been left for dead in a spinney. The real cemetery, though, is dead ahead towards Birkbeck;Beckenham Crematorium and Cemetery is the final resting place of socialite Doris Castlerosse, hirsute cricketer W.G Grace, and the aptly-named Frederick Wolseley, inventor of the first commercially successful sheep shearer. And to think just moments ago, it was all Wendy's and Taco Bells.

Beckenham Junction, where this article terminates. Image: LondonistAs you head through Avenue Road and on past Beckenham Road, you're flying past plots of a different kind — namely allotments — which at this time of the year have fewer visitors than the cemetery. In the distance, the Crystal Palace Transmitter extends into view; an extension to Crystal Palace has previously been mooted (wouldn't that be amazing), but doesn't look to be happening anytime soon.

End of the line. Image: LondonistIt's into the final approach now, which is not without a frisson of drama; here, the tram and the mainline tracks go cheek by jowl, and you suddenly find yourself running right alongside speeding Southern trains. Beckenham Junction marks the end of the line — most notably a cavernous Waitrose, but it's home to all number of south London attractions, from the eccentric 'Chinese' Garage, to the sylvan swimming lake of Beckenham Place Park. Your adventure's only just begun.

As for this article, though, that terminates here.

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One of the world's great libraries looks set to embiggen.

The proposed extension to the British Library has received planning approval from Camden Council. The new wing, designed by Rogers Stirk Harbour + Partners, will sit behind the existing building on land that's long been earmarked for the purpose.

The £500 million development will bring new galleries, learning and library space to the institution, as well as new entrances convenient for St Pancras station. The Alan Turing Institute for computer science and AI will also get a new home.

A sizeable chunk of the development, though, is designed to make money. The project is receiving no public funding and will have to recoup costs through commercial means. Hence, we see several storeys of office space, to be leased out to "knowledge-based cultural and scientific businesses" — part of an ongoing initiative to develop this area as the 'Knowledge Quarter'.

View from the north-west, with the existing building to the right and the Francis Crick Institute to the leftSome objections had been raised by local residents that the 12-storey building will block light, and destroy the adjacent Story Garden, a community garden project. The plans have also received a few broadsides in the architectural press, with one commentator dubbing them "a gross over development". For its part, the library will provide £23 million towards affordable housing in the area, and will include a new community garden as part of the plans.

The Council's approval means the project is now likely to proceed in the near-term, although it still needs a final thumbs-up from the Mayor's office.

The new structure continues the red-and-terracotta wave that has come to characterise this end of Midland Road. The template was set in the 1860s with construction of the Midland Grand Hotel and St Pancras station. The orange bricks of the British Library continued the theme in the 1990s. An extension to the station in the Noughties and the more recent construction of the Francis Crick Institute both used shades of orange-red. The new library wing continues the russet run, though it's a pity not to see a few bricks on its facade.

Curiously, the designs had to set aside a subterranean void as safeguarded space for a future Crossrail 2 station — part of a long-proposed north-south rail link. That project hardly seems imminent, and we can expect to see "Did you know the British Library has a secret bat cave?" articles about a decade from now.

Details of the scheme can be found on the British Library's dedicated website, and the 270 documents that constitute the planning application are here.

Images by RHSP.

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Love is in the air at Shangri-LaAfter a half-baked start to the year, things are looking up for cake fans in February, with a whole new collection of afternoon teas on the scene — including a Valentine's Day special at pastel pink paradise Peggy Porschen. Here's what we'll be scoffing this month.

  1. Afternoon tea at L'oscar London, BloomsburyThough not immediately obvious from the entrance, L'oscar London boutique hotel resides in a grade II* building that was once the headquarters of the Baptist Church. And its this history that's the inspiration for their new afternoon tea menu, which is served up in rather decadent surroundings, and features a cake shaped like a chapel. (Well, if you're going to be sacrilegious, at least make it delicious.)

Sandwiches include pastrami and cheddar cheese, egg mimosa and black truffle, and smoked Scottish salmon filled with lemon cream cheese. Follow that with scones, clotted cream and homemade raspberry jam. Classic.

The sweet finale includes L'oscar Chappelle (yes, that's the chapel cake), consisting of tonka sponge, mango & passionfruit cream and vanilla mousse; La Vie en Rose, which is infused with lime biscuits, strawberry confit, and rose lychee mousse, and ties in with the butterfly theme that designer Jacques Garcia applied throughout the hotel; and the Opera Pina Colada, layered with pistachio Joconde biscuits, coconut vanilla cream, and banana confit.

Wash it all down either with Michel Reybier champagne, or with loose leaf Newby tea.

Afternoon tea at L'Oscar London. From £49 per person. Available daily.

  1. Italian afternoon tea at TOZI Grand Cafe, BatterseaImage: TOZI Grand CafeTOZI Grand Cafe — a new, European Grand Cafe style restaurant within art'otel London at Battersea Power Station — has launched an Italian Afternoon Tea, blending English tradition with Italian flavours, representing different regions of the country.

The tea's savoury tier consists of miniature panini with antipasti and charcuterie fillings in freshly baked ciabatta, focaccia, and pane carasau (a Sardinian flatbread).

The second tier holds a selection of maritozzi, an Italian take on scones, served with jam and whipped cream. Pasticcini (small pastries) baked in-house crown the top tier, including, cannoli with pistachio cream and Valborona chocolate tart.

It's served with tea, but you can choose to upgrader to champagne or prosecco, if you're so inclined.

Italian afternoon tea at TOZI Grand Cafe. £28 per person. Available daily.

  1. Lovestruck Afternoon Tea at Peggy PorschenImage: Peggy PorschenPastel pink tea parlour Peggy Porschen has plumped for a 'Lovestruck' theme for Valentine's Day, and it can be found in individual cakes and cookies, as well as a Lovestruck Afternoon Tea.

Both the Belgravia and Chelsea branches of the Instagram-famous cafe serve the seasonal afternoon tea, which takes its inspiration from Cupid. Brought to your table on a traditional tiered stand, the menu works its way through finger sandwiches (including coronation chicken and cucumber & mint), plain and fruit scones, and a selection of cakes including a raspberry jammie dodger cupcake, and a rose macaron. Veggie, vegan and gluten-free versions are available.

It's served with loose leaf tea, but you can level up with a raspberry mimosa, rose petal prosecco or Laurent-Perrier for an extra charge.

As with all things Peggy Porschen, expect the parlours to be beautifully-styled, both outside and inside, on the cupid theme too — in fact, the heart decor has been up since mid-January, as soon as the Christmas decorations came down!

Lovestruck Afternoon Tea at Peggy Porschen. From £52 per person. Available until mid-March 2023.

  1. Love-inspired Skyline Afternoon Tea at Ting at Shangri-La LondonLove is quite literally in the air on the 35th floor of the Shard, as Asian-inspired restaurant Ting puts a romantic twist on its Skyline Afternoon Tea. A beetroot heart with hibiscus powder, and prawn cocktail with marie rose sit alongside finger sandwiches and sweet and savoury scones. Desserts include elderflower sponge with strawberry cream and jelly, pistachio profiterole, and a heart-shaped pastry filled with white chocolate mousse. The showstopper is a miniature white chocolate and passion fruit Shard building for two to share.

Love-inspired Skyline Afternoon Tea at Ting. £71 per person, or £81 with champagne. Available 7 February-8 May 2023.

  1. Valentine's and Galentine's Afternoon Tea at Kona at Taj 51 Buckingham GateMates and dates alike are catered to at the 5* hotel, Taj 51 Buckingham Gate, which offers a Valentine's and Galentine's afternoon tea menu featuring rose profiteroles, red velvet cake and raspberry macaroons, along with sandwiches and scones. Veggie options are available, and include refried Mexican bean sandwiches, which sound... interesting.

Valentine's and Galentine's Afternoon Tea at Taj 51 Buckingham Gate. £75 per person. Available 10-19 February.

Also this month:The Lunar New Year celebrations continue at Pan Pacific London The Orchid Lounge at Pan Pacific London is still serving its Lunar New Year afternoon tea until 27 March*. Tuck into patisserie such as a mandarin and white chocolate mousse with orange marmalade, and Chinese savoury choices including crispy wonton with aromatic duck and tofu, and a lobster bun and Kaya toast — all served in a birdcage stand. * Check for returns on the Royal Opera House's sold out Sleeping Beauty tour including a Lilac Fairy High Tea. Enjoy the high tea in the venue's gilded Crush Room before going behind the scenes of the long-running ballet. * If you're just in it for the sweet treats, check out London's new designer doughnut boutique, Donutelier by R0ladin, open on Charing Cross Road from the end of January.

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February means LGBT+ History Month — and London knows how to celebrate in style. Whether you'r after drag acts, walking tours or film screenings, we've got you covered.

Also: read our article on how learning your local LGBTQ+ history can be an empowering experience.

Get stuck into special LGBT+ History Month events in LondonYou can make your own Pride banner at Wood Green Library this month. Image: iStock/petekariciThere's a loooot happening to celebrate LGBT+ History Month in London. Here are some of the hundreds of events that've caught our eye. Many of these are also free:

  • Film screenings, HIV & STI testing, creative activities, workshops... it's all happening at FEST!, taking place at Postive East (2 February)
  • Raze Collective hosts a showcase of top-notch queer talent at this cabaret night at Stratford's Old Town hall (3 February)
  • Feeling crafty? Join a Pride banner making workshop at Wood Green Library (4 February)
  • Bermondsey Project Space has a whole range of LGBT+ History Month happenings going down, including fringe theatre show TEEF, which explores hidden queerness and inter-class relationships; and poetry night Queer Noise (6-28 February)
  • Explore a history of sodomy, led by Professor Alice Taylor and hosted by Proudly King's (7 February)
  • People in the Hounslow area should check out this afternoon of talks, including Sabah Choudrey on being trans and Muslim (10 February)
  • Nobody's Perfect at St Pancras Hospital explores how representation of LGBTQ+ people has changed on the big screen over the decades (15 February)
  • Take the kids along to hear Dani the storyteller tell engaging stories about London's queer history (17 February)
  • A special coffee morning at Kilburn Library sees author Stephen Bourne give an overview of his various books on the histories of gay men (22 February)
  • The British Museum is celebrating LGBTQ+ film, by screening seminal shorts including Gay Black Group and What am I? (25 February)

Swot up on London's LGBTQ+ history in a museumOut at Sea is National Maritime Museum's free, day-long festival celebrating queer maritime history through time. Image: RMTIn 2022, London got its own dedicated LGBTQ+ museum, Queer Britain in King's Cross. Right now, you can still catch the inaugural exhibition, We Are Queer Britain, which documents 100 years of LGBTQ+ history — through a riot of voices, images and objects. It's free to visit.

On 18 February, Greenwich's National Maritime Museum hosts Out at Sea — a free, day-long festival celebrating queer maritime history through time. With workshops, storytelling, and a special tour of the museum, it's fun for all the family. And nearby, there's a special queer evening aboard the Cutty Sark on 24 February, hosted by drag king and queen, Adam All and Apple Derrieres.

Tate Modern hosts free LGBTQIA+ tours of its collection (1, 18, 25 February)

Photo: LGBTQ+ Archives, Bishopsgate InstituteBishopsgate Institute near Liverpool Street station is home to a jaw-droppingly huge LGBTQ+ archive, featuring everything from personal photo collections to the UK Leather and Fetish Archives. You can explore some of it online, or delve deeper by booking an in-person visit. This month the venue also hosts 'anti-Valentine's Day' evening, Desire in the Archive (10 February).

Over at the British Museum, you can discover wine amphora featuring erotic scenes, and the figure of a cross-gender Maya ruler, on the Desire, love, identity: LGBTQ histories trail. It's not a special LGBT+ History Month event — you can go anytime.

Go on an LGBTQ+ walking tourJoin Dragged Around London to learn about the city's queer heroes. Image © Milo GildeaIf you prefer to get your history fix on the move, London With a Local hosts free two-hour tours, taking you on a journey that spans the queer influence of the Romans, through to the iconic Heaven nightclub.

Find gay tombs in Westminster Abbey and learn about Georgina Somerset, the UK's first openly identified intersex woman, on LGBT+ History: From Law Breakers to Party Makers, a tour from Dani the Guide.

Guide Richard Cohen hosts a one-off LGBTQ+ tour of Soho and Covent Garden, From Mollies to Pride, on 26 February.

We'd also highly recommend Dragged Around London's super fun walking tours, where you're invited to mince through the city, and have a gay old time, while genning up on its queer heroes.

Go partying!Image: Dalston SuperstoreAll that history learning can be exhausting, so you're probably going to want to party too. Check out our list of great LGBTQ+ bars and pubs around London — from Ealing, to Soho to Dalston — as well as our guide to the queer capital.

You can, of course, catch fantastic drag and cabaret everywhere from the RVT to Two Brewers to The Glory. This February in particular, VAULT Festival has a number of drag and cabaret shows doing their thang in the atmospheric spaces beneath Waterloo station, including King Frankie Sinatra, Phyllida Sings! and Queerdos Cabaret.

Read our archive of LGBTQ+ articlesArtwork: Amy StaceAnd for the morning after the night before? Put on the kettle and dip into some of Londonist's LGBTQ+ articles:

  • A History Of Soho's LGBTQ+ Bars
  • London's Obsession With Drag Brunches
  • London's Queer, Sex-Positive Spaces: How They Lift Us Up, And Let Us Down
  • 'Sodomite’s Walk' And Other Secrets Of 18th Century Queer London
  • "I Created A London Club Night For Queer People Of Colour"
  • "Why I Started A London Trans Choir"
  • "I Quit Football Because Of Homophobia - Then I Discovered The London Titans"

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"A man pushed me in the middle of the path, and called me a slur. Immediately, I felt my stomach drop."This year, my New Year's resolution was to go for a walk every day, specifically around Highbury Fields in Islington, my local park. But after only three days, my plans were disrupted by an incident of homophobic harassment.

A man pushed me in the middle of the path, and called me a slur. Immediately, I felt my stomach drop. All of a sudden, I felt a lot less safe here, and I knew this would be a big barrier to keeping up my new habit.

On the way home, I considered how I might be able to reclaim the space, and what I could do to make sure I didn't give up my daily walks because of some random bigot.

Turning to Google, I found something that did help: information on the LGBTQ+ history of the park.

I learned that Highbury Fields was the location of the UK's very first gay rights protest, only about a year and a half after the Stonewall riots in the USA. On 27 November 1970, activists from the Gay Liberation Front gathered here to protest police harassment. This was a reaction to the arrest of a young man named Louis Eaks the night before. As it turns out, Louis probably lived about 20 minutes from my front door at the time.

There's even a plaque on Highbury Fields to commemorate these events, although despite living nearby for years, I'd never seen it before.

"Living in London, we're lucky to be surrounded by well-documented LGBTQ+ heritage, so there's plenty to learn."Armed with my new knowledge, I felt empowered to return to the park, and keep up my walking resolution.

Sadly this wasn't the first time I'd been harassed in the street, and had to conjure up the strength to get back out there. But this time felt different. I was able to reclaim the space, understanding how embedded it was in the history of my community.

The experience showed me the importance of learning the queer history of our local neighbourhoods. Getting to know the deep-rooted relationship of our streets, parks and roads to the queer community can help us feel more ownership of these public spaces, which, in the face of harassment, can be a powerful tool.

And living in London, we're lucky to be surrounded by well-documented LGBTQ+ heritage, so there's plenty to learn.

Many of us know something about the history of Soho, or landmarks like the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. But in fact, there's queer history all over this city, including (probably) some on your own doorstep.

Queer icon Freddie Mercury has plaques and ever a road named in his honour. Image: M@/LondonistHounslow, for example, was home to bisexual icon and national treasure Freddie Mercury. Not only does his old house in Feltham have a blue plaque, a street in the area was recently renamed after him.

Chelsea was the location of the Gateways Club, an exceptionally long-lived lesbian venue and recently the subject of an iPlayer documentary by Sandi Toksvig.

On the other side of the river, Southwark Cathedral held the first Anglican cathedral service for gay people in the UK, organised by the Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement in 1996.

These are just a handful of examples, but they illustrate the richness of LGBTQ+ history all around us.

So how to immerse yourself in all of this heritage?

Image: Islington PrideIf you, like me, live in Islington, or are just curious about its LGBTQ+ history, I recommend checking out the Islington Pride Map, which is where I first heard about the GLF demonstration in Highbury Fields. But wherever you live, the internet is a great resource for discovering more about local queer heritage, and you can often find fascinating information on crowdsourced sites like LGBT Archive.

Another way to learn about the LGBTQ+ history of London neighbourhoods is through organised tours, run by groups like Queer Tours of London. Andrew Lumsden, one of their tour guides, told me that the 1967 Sexual Offences Act (which began the decriminalisation of homosexuality in the UK) was partly drafted by one of the men involved in organising the demonstration in Highbury Fields I had learned about earlier.

The Author in Highbury FieldsHe also informed me about another way London has been pivotal to the development of queer culture and language: "The term 'gay' seems to have originated in London as a word used of themselves by female sex-workers, before it travelled to the US port cities, and then back again in the 1970s as a short word for homosexual men".

Whether it helps give you the confidence to overcome harassment, or just develop a fuller understanding of our city, I hope you can dedicate some time this LGBTQ+ history month to researching the queer stories of your local neighbourhood, taking a guided tour, and walking proudly through the streets on which so many LGBTQ+ pioneers have walked before us.

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A dozen animated heroes from London, in no particular order...

  1. Danger MouseWe begin with the greatest. He's fantastic. And wherever there is danger he'll be there. Danger Mouse and sidekick Penfold reside within a postbox on Baker Street. Their regular battles with malevolent toad Baron Greenback often occur in a London setting, with Willesden Green popping up more often than it has any right to. Danger Mouse first hit screens in 1981, with the voice talents of David Jason and Terry Scott. The 2015 reboot, with Alexander Armstrong and Kevin Eldon, is written with a similar sharp humour, and is every bit as good as the original.

  2. Basil the Great Mouse DetectiveDanger Mouse isn't the only fictional rodent on Baker Street. Disney's Basil the Great Mouse Detective is basically a murine Sherlock Holmes (fittingly named after Basil Rathbone). It's a thoroughly London tale, with major scenes at Buckingham Palace and Big Ben. The movie was well received at the time, but doesn't seem to have enjoyed the lasting appeal of other Disney classics.

  3. Roddy St JamesIf you thought Danger Mouse had the monopoly on the whole "Action mouse saves London from repugnant toad" genre, then you're sadly mistaken. This underrated Aardman animation treads similar ground, though in a very different way. Protagonist mouse Roddy St James begins his adventure in an upmarket Georgian townhouse just off Kensington High Street. After getting 'flushed away', he washes up in a subterranean city of rodents called Ratropolis, which is something of a pastiche London. Here he meets Kate Winslet's Rita mouse (who totally steals the show), and battles against Ian McKellen's Toad. It's one of those films with dozens of hidden details and Easter eggs, including multiple Wallace and Gromit references. Deserves more love.

  4. 101 DalmatiansLet's move onto a different animal, shall we? In fact, let's have 101 of them. Disney's made many a visit to London over the years, but this 1961 adaptation of Dodie Smith's novel was the first to use the capital as the main setting (although see Peter Pan). The dotted dogs live with owner Roger somewhere in the environs of Regent's Park (the source novel puts them on the Outer Circle). Cruela De Vil's address isn't given in the cartoon, but she's a Hampsteadite in the 1996 live action feature.

  5. Peter PanDoes Peter Pan consider himself a Londoner? The boy who never grew up seems most at home in the fabulous Neverland, but he started life as a London infant, and he's inspired two London statues, at Kensington Gardens and Great Ormond Street Hospital. JM Barrie's much-loved character has appeared in various guises on stage and screen but is perhaps best known from the 1953 Disney animation. This begins and ends with London scenes, including the famous flight to Big Ben and on to Tower Bridge.

  6. Paddington bearPaddington is another of those characters to be endlessly reinvented in different media — films, books, TV shows... we've even seen him as a dancing-on-ice-show. Michael Bond's perennially popular character first hit the screen in 1976 with a delightful stop-motion animation, whose theme tune sticks with you for life. The movies are, of course, sublime, but check out also The Adventures of Paddington Bear preschool animation. It's a delight, and features Ben Whishaw reprising his role from the films. The Peruvian émigré lives near Portobello Road in the books, but was seemingly transported to Primrose Hill for the movies and recent animation.

  7. Willy FoggAround the World With Willy Fogg was a retelling of Jules Verne's 80-day caper, but with a benevolent lion in the title role. It was bloody brilliant, and had the catchiest theme tune of the 1980s. The travelogue begins and ends in London, with lengthy scenes in the Reform Club. Fogg's address is never given, but the character he's based on, Phileas Fogg, was resident on Savile Row.

  8. Mr BennReaders with emerging wrinkles will recall the bowler-hatted Benn with much fondness. Created by David McKee (who also gave us Elmer), Mr Benn would periodically leave his home at 52 Festive Road to visit a costume shop. There he would try on a new outfit and embark on a sartorially suitable adventure. Festive Road was based on Putney's Festing Road, which was McKee's home for many years. A commemorative plaque can be found among the flagstones of the street, and the recently named "Festive Walk" footpath at the end of the street is also a nod to the show.

  9. Mr BeanMr Bean, though best known in his original live action form, has also been very successful as a cartoon character. The animated series, also featuring the voice of Rowan Atkinson, has clocked up 134 episodes. His London address is given as 12 Arbour Road, Highbury. Arbour Road is fictional, but we can imagine it up against the tree-lined Highbury Fields.

  10. The pearly kings and queens of Mary PoppinsMary Poppins was recently voted one of the best London films in a Londonist poll. Yet the 1964 Disney musical was shot entirely on stage sets in Burbank, California. Despite this lack of geographic authenticity, the film boasts a trove of London highlights as deep as Mary's carpet bag. Among them is the 'jolly holiday' interlude featuring a cartoon group of pearly kings and queens. The ensuing song and dance is so good that it's... well, it's... oh, if only there were a special word we could summon up.

Bonus fact: two of the pearly band make a cameo in 101 Dalmatians II.

  1. SteamboyAnd now for something completely different. This 2004 anime posits an alt.history Victorian London with genocidal weaponry and anachronistic aircraft. The 'Steamboy' of the title isn't just a boy with steampunk technology. He's actually called Steam, James Steam. The plot revolves around an unfeasible flying fortress that takes off from an 1866 Great Exhibition in Rotherhithe. Aerial battles and a smashed up Tower Bridge (which hadn't even been built yet in our timeline) ensue.

  2. Underground ErnieImagine Thomas the Tank Engine set on the London Underground and featuring the unlikely voice talents of Gary Lineker and Margaret Thatcher-impersonator Janet Brown. That's Underground Ernie. Although the show proved a hit, it only ran for one series thanks to behind-the-scenes wrangling. Deserves a much-delayed second series, if only so we can make "Mind the gap" jokes.

And a few almost, sort-ofs...Budgie the Little Helicopter: These 1990s animated tales of an anthropomorphic helicopter were set at the fictional Harefield Airfield. Evidence points to a coastal location, but a blinkered, London-centric website like Londonist might equate it with the village of Harefield in north-west London.

The Snowman and Snowdog: During this Snowman sequel's it's-not-quite-Walking-in-the-Air-is-it? flight sequence, the boy and his dog and his snowman glide past various London sights, including the London Eye and the Shard. The capital plays no useful part in the story, however.

Winnie the Pooh: The Hundred Acre Wood is most definitely not in London, but the real-life bear who inspired AA Milne (and later Disney's animation) did reside in the capital. London Zoo, to be precise. That puts him a few hundred metres away from the Primrose Hill-dwelling Paddington Bear of the movies.

The Simpsons, Peppa Pig, Family Guy... All shows that have visited London, but their characters are not indigenous.

Ebenezer Scrooge: The Dickens miser has featured in several animated versions of A Christmas Carol, most notably the 2009 Jim Carrey version. We only accept the Muppet Christmas Carol in this parish, however.

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Looking for an awesome London exhibition this February? Here's our roundup of must-see shows in the capital, plus one cheeky addition from outside London.

  1. Photos of war: Ukraine - photographs from the frontline at IWM London© Anastasia Taylor-LindWith the horrific war in Ukraine showing no signs of ending soon, this collection of 17 photographs by photojournalist Anastasia Taylor-Lind depicts the harsh reality of living amidst conflict. Her shots cover the period between 2014 and 2022 — from the invasion of the Crimea to today. This important exhibition also looks at the people whose lives have been uprooted and irrevocably changed by the war.

Ukraine: Photographs from the Frontline at IWM London. 3 February-7 May, free.

  1. Flowery: Orchids at Kew GardensCopyright RBG KewThis annual festival is back in bloom, this time inspired by the beauty and biodiversity of Cameroon. Just like previous years, the orchids are spread throughout the various zones of the Princess of Wales conservatory and accompanied by sculptures that are just as colourful and vibrant as the flowers on display.

Orchids at Kew Gardens. 4 February-5 March, £16.50 - includes entrance to the gardens.

  1. Tapestries of life: Grayson Perry at Victoria Miro© Grayson Perry, courtesy the artist, Paragon | Contemporary Editions Ltd and Victoria MiroGrayson Perry's social commentary through art, alongside his documentaries, have made him a household name, and modern day Hogarth. While he's best known for his vases, this exhibition is a selection of his tapestries, all made across the last eight years. As usual, they blend together art history and political commentary on the world we live in today.

Grayson Perry: Posh Clothes at Victoria Miro. 3 February-25 March, free.

  1. Architectural: Vanishing Points at ROCA LondonDrawing by Ana Aragao, copyright the artist.While we like to think of architecture existing purely in the real world, emerging designers and architects are using platforms like Instagram to create structures in the virtual world. This collection of works, which range from the pragmatic to the fantastical, are all by architects who have amassed significant social media followings.

Vanishing Points: Architectural Imagination in the Digital Universe at ROCA London. 8 February-31 July, free.

  1. Ephemeral: Transience at James Freeman GalleryCopyright Juliette LosqPaintings by Juliette Losq show civilisations dissolving back into nature, Richard Stone's ceramic sculptures look like wavy pieces of fabric and Michael Boffey uses bronze to take on the floral themes we see so often in art history. These three artists may all have very different techniques, but they are linked by the fact that they capture the changeable elements of the world around us.

Transience at James Freeman Gallery. 9 February - 4 March, free.

  1. Female abstraction: Action, Gesture, Paint at Whitechapel Gallery© Wook-kyung Choi Estate and courtesy of Arte CollectumArt history has often shined a light on the men of Abstract Expressionism: think Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko. Well now's the time to let the most important women of the movement take the limelight in an exhibition that includes works by American artists such as Lee Krasner and Helen Frankenthaler, but spreads the net wider to include the female abstract artists from Europe, Asia and the wider world, with whom most of us will be unfamiliar.

Action, Gesture, Paint: Women Artists and Global Abstraction 1940-70 at Whitechapel Gallery. 9 February-7 May, £16.50 - concessions available.

  1. Lego-saurus: Brick Dinos at Horniman MuseumPolcanthus model. Copyright Warren Elsmore.Everyone loves Lego and everyone loves dinosaurs, so why not bring them together? That's exactly what's happened at the Horniman Museum, which plays host to the brick creations of Warren Elsmore. Whether it be fearsome creatures on land, in swamps or in the air, Elsmore has re-created scale versions of dinosaurs to be displayed alongside specimens from the Horniman's collection.

Brick Dinos at Horniman Museum. 10 February-29 October, £9 for adults / £4.50 for children.

  1. Painter's painter: Peter Doig at The CourtauldCopyright Peter Doig. Photo: Mark Woods.Peter Doig is one of the world's most highly regarded painters, critically acclaimed and having sold for record amounts at auction. This exhibition of his latest paintings and drawings is inspired from the many places he has lived — the UK, Canada and Trinidad; as well as from album covers, films and art history. Time to lose ourselves within his large-scale landscape paintings.

Peter Doig at The Courtauld. 10 February-29 May, £16.

  1. Master Sculptor: Donatello at V&ACourtesy of Museo Nazionale del Bargello, Firenze Su concessione del Ministero della Cultura. Photo Bruno BruchiDonatello was one hell of a sculptor... and gave his name to a certain purple bandana-d turtle. Unlike his other green namesakes there hasn't been a major UK exhibition of his works, so this is a chance to gawp at his fantastic creations in bronze, marble, wood and terracotta — over 130 works in total by the Italian master. Charting his life and how he influenced subsequent generations, it's a major exhibition that we've been looking forward to since it was announced a few years ago.

Donatello: Sculpting the Renaissance at V&A. 11 February-11 June, £20.

  1. Political films: David Blandy and Bani Abidi at John Hansard Gallery, SouthamptonStill from a David Blandy film. Copyright the artist.David Blandy has created four new films that look at history, the legacy of Empire and the climate crisis — all connected by the core story of Blandy's grandfather who was a Japanese prisoner of war during the Second World War. Also at the gallery, Bani Abidi's film follows a fictional elderly man who arrives in a European city, exploring what it means to be displaced.

David Blandy: Atomic Light and Bani Abidi: The Song at John Hansard Gallery, Southampton. 11 February-6 May, free.

  1. Powerful portraits: Alice Neel at Barbican© The Estate of Alice Neel.The largest UK exhibition to date of American painter Alice Neel's work will bring together her figurative pieces from across her 60 year career. Neel went against the popular grain by painting figures when abstract works were all the rage, and she painted subjects other artists ignored — pregnant women, labour leaders, Black and Puerto Rican children, eccentrics, civil rights activists and queer performers. It's high time we had a major show of her work in London, and the Barbican has duly provided.

Alice Neel: Hot Off The Griddle at Barbican Art Gallery. 16 February-21 May, £18.

  1. Street Art: Beyond the Streets at Saatchi GalleryA work by Kenny Scharf, who is in the show. Photo: Charles White of JW PicturesTaking street art off the streets, Saatchi gallery hosts works by over 150 artists in an immersive exhibition. Expect references to punk, street wear and social activism, plus a lot of graffiti and vivid colours in an intense show. It's a welcome transformation from the usual white walls of the gallery into something altogether more gritty and anarchic.

Beyond the Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. 17 February-9 May, £25.

  1. Intense immersion: Mike Nelson at Hayward GalleryCourtesy the artist and 303 Gallery, New York; Galleria Franco Noero, Turin; Matt’s Gallery, London; and neugerriemschneider, BerlinWe have fond memories of Mike Nelson's Tate Britain installation from 2019, so it's a treat to have a full exhibition of his large-scale immersive installations at Hayward Gallery. Intense environments and towering sculptures are what visitors can expect as they venture into his fictional worlds.

Mike Nelson: Extinction Beckons at Hayward Gallery. 22 February-7 May, £15.

  1. Projecting painting: David Hockney at Lightroom© David Hockney – Collection Centre Pompidou, Paris. Musée national d’art moderne – Centre de création industrielleImmersive experiences using projections are popping up all over London with the works of Van Gogh, Gustav Klimt and Frida Kahlo having already taken place. But it's never been in collaboration with a living artist until now, with David Hockney once again proving he's willing to embrace new tech, allowing us to immerse ourselves in 60 years of his paintings. We've not been a fan of most of these experiences but this could be the one to win us over.

David Hockney: Bigger & Closer (not smaller and further away) at Lightroom, King's Cross. 22 February-4 June, £25.

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During the 1980s, the Railway Tavern was turned into the UK's first pub-cinema. Image: Nigel SmithGone are the days when you'd find a cinema on most London high streets and 'going to the pictures' was a weekly ritual for millions. But the remnants of our cinema-going past are visible all over the city, if you know where to look.

Last year I started leading a walking tour uncovering the history of Islington's old cinemas. Thinking about which part of London to explore for my next 'reel walk' I became inspired by the success of ActOne, a community cinema on Acton High Street that opened in 2021. Londonist has since named it one of the city's best independent cinemas, and its second screen has just opened.

For my new walk, Acton's Lost Cinemas, I began delving into the history of ActOne's predecessors, and this led me to meet the man behind an 80s cult venue I'd loved to have been a regular at.

In the 1940s, when cinema-going in Britain was at its peak, Acton had five local cinemas all within walking distance of each other. One of these, the magnificent Dominion, is now home to a climbing centre. But by the 1980s cinemas were facing grim times. Audiences were staying home to watch TV and VHS tapes and many of the grand 1930s buildings like the Dominion had been demolished or turned into bingo halls. Which is why it was so surprising to discover that in what's now a disused pub, for much of the 1980s — and into the early 90s — an independent cinema was flourishing here. What's more, it offered much of what we now take for granted as part of the 21st century movie-going experience.

The UK's first 'cinema-pub'Image: Acton AdvertiserThe Railway Tavern on Acton High Street opened in 1860, and enjoyed many successful years as a pub, but fast-forward to 1980, and it became a movie-themed bar called The Hollywood Greats, with the 100-seater Film Location cinema launched in the adjoining hall behind it.

This unusual combination was heralded as the UK's first 'cinema-pub' and showed mainstream Hollywood fare — its first film was the disaster-movie spoof Airplane. Remarkably, rather than using film, the cinema had a video projector — a rarity at the time and decades before 35mm was becoming old hat. Film distributors had to supply new releases on huge 'U-matic' videotapes instead of the reels of film they sent to every other cinema.

By 1985, the Hollywood Greats bar was rebranded as Frankie's and the cinema needed a new manager. Enter John Wischmeyer, a young American taking a British Film Institute course at Birkbeck University. He had also worked with Romaine Hart, the legendary founder of the Screen on the Green.

"He went door-to-door in Soho, building relationships with the likes of George Harrison's HandMade Films"John Wischmeyer, the visionary behind London's hip 1980s cinema. Image: Nigel SmithWischmeyer renamed the cinema the 'Acton Screen' as a nod to his mentor, and before too long this unlikely west London picture palace was being mentioned in the same breath as its cool Islington indie.

Shortly after taking over the cinema, Wischmeyer was refusing his distributors' demands that the Sylvester Stallone hits Rambo First Blood: Part 2 and Rocky 4 must be booked into his single screen for multiple weeks. He had an alternative plan; ignore the mainstream entirely and programme independent, foreign and art-house movies.

This meant going door-to-door in Soho and building relationships with the likes of HandMade Films, the company George Harrison co-founded, and Stephen Wooley's Palace Pictures. If Wischmeyer wanted one of their films he had to persuade them to make a video copy — just for him — to show on the Acton Screen's cutting-edge projector.

How did Acton Screen thrive when ticket sales in Britain were at an all-time low? I found a possible answer reading newspaper clippings from the late 80s. It seems that Wischmeyer struck on a formula that's familiar to anyone who frequents a Curzon, Picturehouse or Everyman in 2023. As John told the Acton Gazette, "It's not just a case of video that killed the cinema. Cinemas have let themselves go. They ought to be places with good food, reasonably priced, nice loos."

As well as providing all of the above, the ahead-of-the-curve Wischmeyer also bought beer from Hackney's pioneering Pitfield Brewery. Again, this was decades before the craft beer boom. Plus of course, he was presenting films you couldn't easily see on a big screen. In 1987 the Guardian's venerable film critic Derek Malcom praised the "small but well-programmed Acton Screen" as it showed Leo Carax's Mauvais Sang and Eric Rohmer's The Green Ray. There was not a single frame of Sly Stallone in sight.

Establishing Acton Screen as a true community cinema was important to Wischmeyer too. Taking advantage of his unique projection system, he screened video work by students and emerging artists before the main features. On Thursday afternoons he ran matinees for older audiences and partnered with a local charity to transport people with mobility issues to and from their homes. Saturday mornings had a two-hour kids club: for £1 they got cartoons, an episode of an old serial and a main feature. Wischmeyer wasn't allowed to show Disney movies so the 80s children's films he favoured were the likes of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and The Explorers, starring a young Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix.

"After all-night screenings, Wischmeyer cooked scrambled eggs for the audience on a camping stove in the small lobby"Image: iStock/SedaevaThe entrepreneur's favourite screenings were always his all-nighters. For a fiver, movie nerds travelled from all over London for late-night quadruple bills of cult and classic movies. In the morning Wischmeyer cooked scrambled eggs for the audience on a camping stove in the small lobby, served alongside coffee, orange juice and croissants.

Sadly, in 1991, after six glorious years, the owners of the pub sold the building and the Acton Screen closed with three-months notice. Acton was without a cinema for another 30 years.

But much of the Acton Screen's philosophy is evident today in the various community initiatives you'll find at ActOne. John Wischmeyer's passion for cinema hasn't dimmed either. Shortly after his cinema closed he started teaching, and he's now lecturer in film at CityLit and also teaches at the BFI and Avenue Film Club in Richmond/Kew.

Nigel Smith is a qualified London tour guide, co-runs Tufnell Park Film Club and is editorial consultant on the Radio 4 show Screenshot. Find tickets for his Acton's Lost Cinemas walking tour, and all his other tours, on his website.

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The museum has been part of a property guardianship, and has been served its very short notice to vacate the premesis. Photo: LondonistThe Vagina Museum in Bethnal Green must vacate its current premises by the end of this week.

That means that the museum — which aims to tackle stigma around vaginas: the word, the topic, and health conditions — is closing down for the time being. The same fate is faced by creative hub Enter The Venue, which the museum shares the space with.

Originally opening in Camden Market in 2019, the museum was forced out when the lease ended in 2021, and found a new home in Bethnal Green, which opened in March 2022.

Now, less than a year after moving into its current premises, and after welcoming 40,000 people through its east London doors, the Vagina Museum is being forced to close again, it announced on Twitter.

Sad news. We’ve received notice to vacate our premises at Bethnal Green by the end of this week. As a property guardianship, we’ve always been aware that we may be asked to leave with very short notice. We’re disappointed that it has come so soon.

— Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum) January 30, 2023

The museum has been part of a property guardianship, which allows people or organisations to occupy otherwise empty buildings, usually for a largely reduced rent. The downside is that you can be asked to vacate with very little notice, as has happened here.

If you want to visit the museum premises one last time, you've only got until Wednesday (1 February) to do so. It's open 10am-8pm Monday-Wednesday, with a special final tour of the current space at 7pm on Wednesday.

Will the Vagina Museum reopen elsewhere?That's the plan, though exactly where or when remains to be seen. The team are actively searching for a new home, and are keen to hear from anyone who has, or knows of, a suitable space. In the meantime, they are fundraising to help them through what could be a tricky few weeks or months.

There's also a sale at the museum's online shop to raise more money, and to reduce the amount of stock the team has to move. Use code 'MOVINGOUT' for 25% off, before 11.59pm on 1 February.

Though it's still only January, this is already the second museum closure in London we've heard of in 2023; Pollocks' Toy Museum in Fitzrovia has also closed its doors.

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Things to do in London this week for £5 or less.

Ukraine: Photographs from the Frontline opens at the Imperial War Museum. © Anastasia Taylor-Lind1. Catch a free gig at the Shacklewell ArmsA slew of up-and-coming bands play Hackney's marvellous Shacklewell Arms — and many of the gigs are free entry. This week alone, you can see Girl Scout, Circe and Sarah Meth (30 Jan), The Lounge Society, Miss Tiny and Teeth Machine (31 Jan), POZI DJ set (3 Feb) and Slow Dance's '22 Release Party (4 Feb) for nada. Just make sure you buy a couple of drinks to support the venue and acts!

  1. See a new exhibition double billEvery month, Lauderdale House refreshes the free exhibitions on display in its gallery space — and it's a double bill for February.

Local painter Ruth Sallon's show, Above the Blue City, focuses on London's undervalued park landscapes, including views of Waterlow Park, Regent's Park, Hampstead Heath and Kew Gardens.

Meanwhile, Andrew MacDonald Portraits is the former violinist's first solo exhibition; after being haunted by a photograph taken during the US protests over police brutality towards African Americans in, he turned to painting. The portraits on show here reflect MacDonald's fascination with what our history etches onto our features.

Free, 1-27 February.

  1. Tour the Royal College of PhysiciansThe Royal College of Physicians, located next to Regent's Park, is England's oldest medical college, founded over 500 years ago, and is still active today in shaping public health policies. It has its own museum, and every month there's a free introductory lunchtime tour around the building, led by a knowledgable guide.

Free, 1 February

  1. Get yourself a free coffeeFair Shot Cafe is a social enterprise coffee shop which supports young people with disabilities, by training them in customer service, organisation, cooking and coffee skills for a year, before helping them find employment elsewhere. It's relocating from Mayfair to The Yards in Covent Garden, opening its doors on 1 February — and is giving away brews to celebrate.

300 free coffees will be dished out on both 1 and 4 February; get down there early to claim yours, as it's first come, first served. That said, Fair Shot Cafe is a not-for-profit and is doing excellent work — in a year, it's helped 21 people into employment — so if you can, do treat yourself to a toastie or focaccia, to support the cause.

Free, 1 and 4 February.

Clown around in church on Sunday. Image: iStock/AmandaLewis5. Take a virtual journey to the HimalayasSimon Dell MBE is quite a man; former police constable, published author, and Everest explorer. It's his latter achievement that's the subject of a free talk, in which he discusses his time trekking across the Himalayan Plateau, visiting Tibet and Nepal.

Dell was one of the first western visitors to enter Nepal after the deaths of the country's Royal Family in 2001, and he shares some of his photos from the country. Many of the sites he visited were destroyed by a powerful earthquake in 2015, making his pictures even more poignant.

Though the event is organised by the Royal Geographical Society, it takes place online.

Free, 2 February.

  1. Enjoy new performances at an open mic nightKickstart your weekend with a free open mic session at Poplar Union. The Mixer features music and poetry by a selection of up-and-coming artists, and you can put your name down for a slot too. No pressure if you're not a performer though — just book a free ticket to sit back and watch others strutting their stuff on stage.

Free, 3 February.

  1. Witness photographs from UkraineThe Imperial War Museum opens a new, free exhibition of photographs from the frontline in Ukraine. English/Swedish photojournalist Anastasia Taylor-Lind has been documenting life in Ukraine since Russian forces annexed Crimea in 2014. Her photos from the past eight years show how everyday life in Ukraine has been affected by the conflict, including a young family feeding a horse in a garden just 50 metres from the frontline. Ukraine: Photographs from the Frontline is sure to be a moving, at times harrowing, exhibition.

Free, 3 February-8 May.

  1. Visit the Sewing Machine MuseumAnd sew it goes. Photo: LondonistDid you know London has a museum dedicated to sewing machines? It only opens once a month — including this Saturday.

You'll find the London Sewing Machine Museum on Balham High Road, and it's home to 600 machines, a highlight of which is a machine from 1865, presented to Queen Victoria's firstborn daughter as a wedding gift. We visited in 2018 — here's what you can expect.

Free (though donations to The Royal National Lifeboat Institution or Leukaemia Research are appreciated), 4 February.

  1. Attend a clown church serviceForget clowns in a Mini — this is a chance to see how many can pack into a church. After two years of online services, the Annual Grimaldi Clown Service is back at All Saints Church in Haggerston. Some seats are available for the non-clowning public, but you'll need to get there early to nab one.

Free, 5 February.


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All weekendOrchids returns to Kew ©RBG KewNUTELLERIA: Nutella nutters, this one's for you! Pizza Pilgrims opens a Nutella pizza kiosk outside its Carnaby store from Monday. Pick from a choice of chocolate bars to fill your dough rings, stop by for a coffee in the morning, or swing by later in the day for cocktails — including Ferrero Rocher espresso martinis. From 30 January

KEW ORCHIDS FESTIVAL: You know spring is on its way when the Orchid Festival returns to Kew Gardens, and this year's it's Cameroon's turn in the spotlight. Cameroon is home to some of the world’s most delicate and threatened orchids — some so rare their locations must be kept secret for their protection — so being able to see them in London is a real treat. They're accompanied by horticultural sculptures of some of Cameroon's wildlife, including giraffes, hippos and gorillas. 4 February-5 March

SIX NATIONS: England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France and Italy go head-to-head once again in the Six Nations rugby tournament, starting this weekend. Whoever you're cheering on, here's where you can watch Six Nations in London. **4 February-18 March****

LAST CHANCE: This is the final weekend of Museum of the Moon at the Old Royal Naval College. See Luke Jerram's replica of the moon suspended from the ceiling in the Painted Hall, made lifelike using NASA imagery of the moon's surface. Until 5 February

Dive into the good stuff in Carnaby. Image: Mikael Stenberg via UnsplashKIDS' LIT FEST: Head to Herne Hill for a children's literature festival celebrating poetry, performance, writing and illustration. This weekend, take the kids along to an interactive storytelling session, a superhero workshop, author talks and more. 30 January-5 February

NEW EXHIBITIONS: Highgate's Lauderdale House launches two new free exhibitions for the start of February. Above The Blue City features paintings of London park landscapes by local artist Ruth Sallon, and Andrew MacDonald Portraits is the first solo exhibition by an accomplished artist who only took up painting in 2015. *FREE, 1-27 February*

STRICTLY LIVE TOUR: If you were glued to the latest series of Strictly, now you catch the live show, as the Strictly Come Dancing tour comes to The O2. Past contestants including Will Mellor, Ellie Simmonds and Tyler West are strutting their stuff. 3-5 February

UKRAINE PHOTOGRAPHS: The Imperial War Museum opens a new, free exhibition of photos of Ukraine by English/Swedish photojournalist Anastasia Taylor-Lind on Friday. The photos span the last nine years, since Russian forces annexed Crimea in 2014, and show how everyday Ukrainians have been impacted by the atrocities taking place in their homeland. FREE, 3 February-8 May

Saturday 4 FebruarySkylight launches a new brunchFREE COFFEE: Social enterprise Fair Shot Cafe opens at its new location in The Yards, Covent Garden, on 1 February. To celebrate, 300 free coffees are being given out today on a first come, first served basis — get down there early to claim yours. The not-for-profit organisation helps disabled young people into work by offering them employment and training for a year, before helping them to find jobs elsewhere using their new skills. FREE, from 9am

HIP HOP BRUNCH: Rooftop bar Skylight Peckham teams up with cognac brand Hennessy to launch a new brunch. The Hip Hop Hennessy Brunch features cocktails, plus dishes including waffles with Hennessy syrup, all to a soundtrack of hip hop tunes. Choose between a ticket which includes an hour of bottomless cocktails and a brunch item, or one which simply includes a cocktail on arrival. 1pm-6pm

SEWING MACHINE MUSEUM: Today's the monthly opening of The Sewing Machine Museum, a little-known collection of 600 machines in Balham, including one which was gifted to Queen Victoria's daughter. Here's what happened when we visited in 2018. FREE (though charity donations welcome), 2pm-5pm

FILMMAKING WORKSHOP: 11-16 year olds are invited to Leighton House for a film screening, followed by a filmmaking workshop. The film being shown is a short, made by a Syrian refugee called Rima about her daughter, and the workshop is a chance to explore the themes of the film and master basic filmmaking techniques. 2pm-5pm

LAUREL & HARDY CABARET: Head to The Broadway in Barking to relive the golden years of an iconic comedy duo, thanks to The Laurel & Hardy Cabaret. The live tribute show features routines, songs and dances, along with screenings of classic film sequences. 2pm/7.30pm

The Broadway pays tribute to the work of Laurel and HardyICE HOCKEY: Head to Alexandra Palace to see home ice hockey team Haringey Huskies face off against Guildford Phoenix. 5pm

CHURCH LIGHT SHOW: Tonight's the final night of the interior of St Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square being filled with sound and light. Space, The Universe and Everything is a show by Luxmuralis, exploring our relationship with planet Earth and beyond, using original footage of a rocket launch, and exploring the Big Bang, before climaxing with an awe-inspiring image of Earth as seen from space. 6pm-10pm

STEFF TODD: Comedian Steff Todd performs her new show at Bloomsbury Theatre and Studio. In the past, she's been the support act for Iain Stirling, Sara Pascoe, Rob Delaney and Dave Gorman — and earned herself a name as a skilled impressionist. 7.30pm

THE CUBAN BROTHERS: Lewisham pub The Fox and Firkin hosts RnB and soul duo The Cuban Brothers for a night of live music running into the small hours, alongside DJ Chris Tofu and DJ Hiphoppapotamus. 8pm-3am

STAMPTOWN: One for night owls, Stamptown at Soho Theatre is a late-night variety show hosted by clown Zach Zucker, and featuring a variety of surprise guest acts. Aisling Bea, Mae Martin and Rosie Jones have all made appearances in previous shows. *11pm*

Sunday 5 FebruaryPick up a bargain at the East London Vintage Kilo SaleVINTAGE KILO SALE: Tonnes (literally) of vintage and retro clothing and accessories are for sale at the East London Vintage Kilo Sale at The Art Pavilion in Mile End Park. It's priced per weight — £20 per kilo — with no minimum spend, though everything's reduced to £15 per kilo for the final hour, so worth holding out if you're on a budget. 10.30am-4pm

ISLINGTON GHOSTSIGNS: If you look up in the Islington area, there are plenty of ghostsigns (faded old advertising signs) to be seen. Join Footprints of London guide Jane Parker for a guided walk focusing on these intriguing signs, and learn more about the history of hand-painted ghostsigns and where to spot them. 11am-1pm

VINTAGE FAIR: Rummage through racks of high-end vintage goods at the Frock Me! Vintage Fair inside Chelsea Old Town Hall. 60 dealers of vintage and antique fashion and accessories will be present.11am-5.30pm

CLOWN CHURCH SERVICE: After two years of online services, the Annual Grimaldi Clown Service is back at All Saints Church in Haggerston. Forget clowns in a Mini — this is a chance to see how many can pack into a church. Some seats are available for the non-clowning public, but you'll need to get there early if you want one. *FREE, 3pm*

Isobel Waller-Bridge performs at Southbank CentreZOFFANY ENSEMBLE: Chamber music group the Zoffany Ensemble are back at Conway Hall for this week's Sunday Concert, with a programme includingBeethoven’s only string quintet, as well as work by Mozart, and Michael Haydn, younger brother of Josef. 6.30pm

JERUSALEM ORCHESTRA: The Jerusalem Orchestra East & West reflects the diversity of Israeli society, with members from various religions, ethnicities and sectors. Hear them perform a blend of Berber-style North African music, pop, and jazz at Barbican today, accompanied by Moroccan singer and instrumentalist Mehdi Nassouli. 7.30pm

ISOBEL WALLER-BRIDGE: Best-known for her work writing music for film and TV, composer and pianist Isobel Waller-Bridge is at Southbank Centre for her debut UK show, in which she performs new work for the first time. And yes, she's the sister of Fleabag creator Phoebe. Talented family. 8pm

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Certain tube lines have dangerous levels of PM2.5. Image: LondonistYou may not be familiar with the abbreviation PM2.5, but if you take the tube then you're certainly breathing the stuff in.

PM2.5 is the particulate matter — a mixture of carbon, chemicals, sulphates, nitrates, mineral dust and water — that goes into our lungs and is absorbed into our bloodstream. On tube lines, that PM2.5 is made up of things like dust, skin, clothing fibres and tiny iron-rich particles created when the wheels of tube trains brake.

The London Underground has a shocking amount of particulate matter — with up to 200 small particles per cubic metre, while the official safe limit is just 25. And none of this is good for Londoners — high PM2.5 levels potentially leading to lung cancer, strokes and respiratory infection.

Now, one young entrepreneur is creating an app which allows Londoners to choose the least polluted route along the London Underground network. CAIR London is the idea of Tanya Beri, the concept of her app being that it informs you where the worst pollution is along the network, and suggests a different route, avoiding the worst of it. Your journey might not be quite so fast, but it'll be better for your lungs.

Tanya Beri is developing an app that'll help Londoners avoid dangerous air particles on the tube.Beri — who has just been awarded a grant from Innovate UK's Young Innovators awards to develop the app further — was partly inspired by her own experiences of pollution on the tube. She tells Londonist: "I had a reoccurring illness which resulted in several doctors and hospital appointments. The only difference to my usual routine during that year was commuting on the Northern line down to south London from north west London five days a week — something I hadn't frequently done before."

The worst PM2.5 levels on the network are on London's deep-level lines, the worst of all being the Central line, although even on sub-surface lines like the Hammersmith & City, levels are still way above what the UK deems safe.

As part of concept testing for her app, Beri offered various commuters, including NHS employees, the opportunity to look at possible alternatives to their current commuting routes. "The feedback has been great," says Beri, "I've had a lot of interest from Londoners who suffer with pre existing health conditions and are concerned about how much time they're spending on the tube."

At the moment, the app doesn't work in real time, although Beri tells us that'd ultimately be the aim. She is also keen to work with TfL on CAIR London: "They’ve got an incredibly hard job with trying to resolve this issue so if I can help to ease that pressure, allowing time for more research to be done, then absolutely."

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The Towner celebrates its centenary this year — though this particular building isn't quite that old. Photo by Marc AtkinsFancy getting out of London for a day, but not sure where to head? From snowdrops at a castle to afternoon tea in a crystal grotto, here are a few reasons to *temporarily) leave London in February 2023.

See our Beyond London section for further inspiration for trips out of London for a day, a weekend, or longer.

ABBEY BY NIGHT: Head to St Albans Cathedral after dark for an experience recreating the medieval abbey which once housed monks and pilgrims on this site. Abbey By Night is a chance to experience the medieval abbey at work through sights, sounds — and even smells — with clouds of incense, monk's chanting, and tales of past residents shared with modern visitors. Find yourself some other things to do in St Albans while you're there. 1 February (Hertfordshire)

HOUSEPLANT TAKEOVER: The glasshouse at RHS Wisley hosts a new display of hundreds of houseplants, on a nautical theme. Houseplant Takeover: Deep Sea Dive recreates a colourful reef under the sea, where familiar houseplants mix with weird and wonderful specimens among shipwrecks and treasure chests, including objects on loan from Cornwall's Shipwreck Treasure Museum. There's a children's activity tying in with the display, making it an ideal half term day trip. 4 February-12 March (Surrey)

Enjoy afternoon tea at Painshill's Crystal GrottoSONIA BOYCE: Artist Sonia Boyce was the first Black woman to represent the United Kingdom at the Venice Biennale. Her piece, Feeling Her Way, was awarded the Golden Lion at the 2022 exhibition, and now you can see that prize-winning work at the Turner Contemporary in Margate. The installation combines video, collage, music and sculpture, and is the result of Boyce bringing together five Black female musicians at Abbey Road Studios in London and Atlantis Studios in Stockholm. 4 February-8 May (Kent)

SNOWDROP WALK: Hever Castle — former home of Anne Boleyn, and a damn fine looking building — opens its gardens for a snowdrop walk. Wander among 115,000 flowers, including some more unusual snowdrop varieties, then warm up inside the castle or cafe. Find out more about Hever Castle, or seek out other places to see snowdrops in and around London. From 8 February (Kent)

PEACE DOVES: Thousands of individual handmade paper doves will be suspended from the ceiling of Rochester Cathedral this month. Peace Doves is an art installation by sculptor Peter Walker, and is free to visit during the day (as is the rest of the cathedral, though donations are encouraged). There are some special evening events, including Valentine's Day and a live music night. Find other things to do in Rochester while you're there. 11 February-21 April (Kent)

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TOWNER 100: Eastbourne's Towner Gallery celebrates its centenary this year (though its current, psychedelic building only opened in 2009). Temporary exhibition Towner 100: The Living Collection is already open, looking at how the gallery has chosen which artworks to display throughout its history. This month it's joined by Towner 100: Unseen, a display looking at how the gallery acquires its exhibits, through gifts, bequests and purchases — and includes some pieces on show for the first time. 11 February-14 May (East Sussex)

VALENTINE'S AFTERNOON TEA: London's most romantic restaurants not adventurous enough for your wooing plans? Head to Painshill Park on the London-Surrey border and indulge in a special Valentine's afternoon tea inside the atmospheric Crystal Grotto, a twinkling, cavern-like structure in the middle of the lake. Do dress warm as it can get a bit chilly in there. Work up an appetite by wandering around the lake and seeing the other attractions, which you may recognise from the likes of Bridgerton. 13-14 February (Surrey)

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London's footballing pedigree is unrivalled. The modern game began here, with the founding of the Football Association in 1863. Our city is home to Wembley, arguably the most famous footballing stadium in the world. More than a third of Premier League clubs are from London. But how is this rich history memorialised? Let's make like Neymar and dive right in...

  1. Where it all beganFootball, as we know it, was born in Covent Garden. As this plaque on Great Queen Street attests, the Football Association (FA) was founded here on 26 October 1863. Of course, people had been knocking balls around for centuries, but the emergence of the FA brought in organisation and standardisation of rules that did more to shape the modern game than pretty much any other development. Two things to note: (1) like all the best things, it happened in a pub, the Freemasons' Tavern; (2) this was the same year that the first Underground line opened.

  2. The first FA football matchImage courtesy of London RemembersThe FA didn't muck about. They had a set of 13 rules thrashed out by December, and just a few weeks later staged their first game. It took place in Battersea Park on 9 January 1864. The commemorative plaque, oddly, does not note the participating teams. The two sides did not have names, as such, but were instead cobbled together from various FA member clubs. One team was captained by the FA President and the other by the FA Secretary. The game finished 2-0 to the President's XI, with both goals scored by Charles William Alcock.

A rival claim for the first ever FA match can be made by the still-existing Barnes F.C. Their game against a team from Richmond on 19 December 1863 was the first to be played under the newly minted rules. However, the Richmond team was not a member of the FA.

  1. England's first Black playersLancaster Road in Stroud Green was home to Laurie Cunningham, in some respects the first Black player to represent England. The English Heritage Blue Plaque avoids citing this distinction because it comes with so many competing caveats. Two under-18s, John Charles and Benjamin Odeje, had featured in earlier England sides at junior level. Cunningham's own appearance, though aged 20, was for the under-21 team. The first Black player in the full senior team was Viv Anderson in 1978. Whatever the reckoning, Cunningham led a successful career, gaining six full Caps, and becoming the first British player to sign for Real Madrid. Tragically, his life was cut short by a car crash aged just 33. His statue stands outside former club Leyton Orient.

English Heritage's Blue Plaque scheme is woefully lacking when it comes to footballers. Only two others are memorialised by the scheme. World Cup-winning captain Bobby Moore is remembered at his former home of Waverley Gardens, Barking, while a plaque in Haslemere Avenue, Hendon, recalls Herbert Chapman (best known as an Arsenal manager than as a player). Plaques to many other players can be seen around London, but these are the only three under the official Blue Plaque scheme.

  1. England's World Cup gloryAccording to a Beefeater I once overheard, there are three dates in history that all English people remember: 1066, 1666 and 1966. England's only World Cup triumph still resonates in the popular imagination, more than half a century after Bobby Moore's boys lifted the trophy. The chief memorial to the triumph is not at Wembley, as you might expect, but on the Barking Road close to where West Ham's Boleyn Ground once stood (Moore being their long-time captain). The sculptural group features four of the players from the '66 team, Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters and Ray Wilson. It was designed by Philip Jackson.

  2. More of MooreBobby Moore lifts the 1965 Cup-Winner's Cup, flanked by Martin Peters and Sir Geoff HurstYou might have noticed by now that Bobby Moore presides over this article as he once presided over West Ham's defence. The legend not only appears in the World Cup sculpture just described, but he also features in this grouping outside West Ham's ground (which itself has a Bobby Moore Stand). With his own solo statue outside Wembley (also the work of Philip Jackson), Moore is one of the very few non-Royals to be the subject of three London sculptures. It doesn't stop there. The tile mural at the top of this article is part of the 'Bobby Moore Bridge', also at Wembley. Ripple Primary School in Barking carries a plaque to their star pupil, while the Bobby Moore Academy in Stratford further ties him to education. Meanwhile, a nondescript sliproad onto the North Circular in Barnet goes by the name of Bobby Moore Way.

  3. Referee!There are dozens of statues and memorials to footballers around the capital, but how many referees get the nod? One who does is Ken Aston, an Ilford local credited with introducing yellow and red cards to the game. Indeed, this Edison of officialdom was behind numerous innovations. In 1946, he became the first referee to wear black with white trim — a style soon adopted by refs everywhere. In 1947 he pioneered the use of brightly-coloured linesman's flags, which could be seen even in London's ubiquitous fogs. He advocated substitute referees, numbered boards to help with player substitutions, a standard ball pressure and better consistency among referees. His red and yellow card system, developed in 1966, was inspired by a set of London traffic lights.

To mark his unrivalled contributions to the refereeing arts, Aston was rewarded with his own square, outside the remarkable Fulwell Cross Leisure Centre and Library. His plaque can be seen on the wall in the photo above.

  1. The curious case of Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet have never been afraid to do things their own way. The popular amateur club is one of the few teams to have a kit that prominently features pink (the away strip is especially so). They were founded by a man named Lorraine "Pa" Wilson, who was one of the leading figures in London's amateur football scene at the start of the 20th century. But, most notably of all, the team was home to Edgar Kail, the last non-league footballer to play for England.

Kail's career peaked almost a century ago, but his reputation remains strong at the club for whom he scored 427 goals. To this day, fans chant "Edgar Kail in my heart, Keep me Dulwich, Edgar Kail in my heart I pray!". They watch home matches on Edgar Kail Way, and perhaps enjoy a pint of Edgar Kail pale ale.

  1. Street art memorialsStreet art provides a more informal, ephemeral style of commemoration. The mural above, arranged by MurWalls, appeared outside Vinegar Yard, London Bridge in 2021 following England's impressive Euro campaign.

This more optimistic image by JayCaes was briefly on display in Shoreditch in 2018.

Most impressive of all is this mural to two West Ham legends, round the corner from the former Boleyn Ground.

  1. Flatpack heroesLondon contains many statues to footballers, including this pair of flattened steel likenesses. That on the left depicts former Spurs defender Ledley King and can be found in Mile End Park. The one on the right shows Walter Tull — also a Spurs man and one of the first professional players of Afro-Caribbean descent. Tull had the added distinction of becoming one of the first mixed-heritage infantry officers in the British Army. Having survived the Somme, he fell in the final year of the first world war to enemy action. His statue stands in Downhills Park, Haringey.

  2. And the other statuesThe roll-call of cast-bronze ballsmiths doesn't end with the statues we've mentioned above. London contains so many footballing statues that you could make a complete XI, plus manager.

In addition, and as already noted, a statue of Laurie Cunningham stands outside Leyton's ground. Yet another tribute to Bobby Moore (perhaps a bit too abstract to be called a statue) can be found on Gale Street, Becontree, where he's accompanied by a blocky likeness of Alf Ramsay.

  1. Celebrating women footballersThe Lionesses pack out Trafalgar Square following their 2022 victory.We've detailed around 20 statues to male footballers, along with numerous plaques and commemorations. But what of the women? London's Lionesses did the country proud with their Euro 2022 victory, so it's high time that women players received official recognition. We're aware of one plaque, to pioneering Black footballer Emma Clarke. It adorns a wall of Campsbourne School in Hornsey. But that's it. Of the 26 English Heritage Blue Plaques listed under 'sport', a grand total of two are for women (both tennis players, Dorothea Lambert Chambers and Kathleen Godfree). Someone needs to get their eyes on the ball.

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London's footballing pedigree is unrivalled. The modern game began here, with the founding of the Football Association in 1863. Our city is home to Wembley, arguably the most famous footballing stadium in the world. More than a third of Premier League clubs are from London. But how is this rich history memorialised? Let's make like Neymar and dive right in...

  1. Where it all beganFootball, as we know it, was born in Covent Garden. As this plaque on Great Queen Street attests, the Football Association (FA) was founded here on 26 October 1863. Of course, people had been knocking balls around for centuries, but the emergence of the FA brought in organisation and standardisation of rules that did more to shape the modern game than pretty much any other development. Two things to note: (1) like all the best things, it happened in a pub, the Freemasons' Tavern; (2) this was the same year that the first Underground line opened.

  2. The first FA football matchImage courtesy of London RemembersThe FA didn't muck about. They had a set of 13 rules thrashed out by December, and just a few weeks later staged their first game. It took place in Battersea Park on 9 January 1864. The commemorative plaque, oddly, does not note the participating teams. The two sides did not have names, as such, but were instead cobbled together from various FA member clubs. One team was captained by the FA President and the other by the FA Secretary. The game finished 2-0 to the President's XI, with both goals scored by Charles William Alcock.

A rival claim for the first ever FA match can be made by the still-existing Barnes F.C. Their game against a team from Richmond on 19 December 1863 was the first to be played under the newly minted rules. However, the Richmond team was not a member of the FA.

  1. England's first Black playersLancaster Road in Stroud Green was home to Laurie Cunningham, in some respects the first Black player to represent England. The English Heritage Blue Plaque avoids citing this distinction because it comes with so many competing caveats. Two under-18s, John Charles and Benjamin Odeje, had featured in earlier England sides at junior level. Cunningham's own appearance, though aged 20, was for the under-21 team. The first Black player in the full senior team was Viv Anderson in 1978. Whatever the reckoning, Cunningham led a successful career, gaining six full Caps, and becoming the first British player to sign for Real Madrid. Tragically, his life was cut short by a car crash aged just 33. His statue stands outside former club Leyton Orient.

English Heritage's Blue Plaque scheme is woefully lacking when it comes to footballers. Only two others are memorialised by the scheme. World Cup-winning captain Bobby Moore is remembered at his former home of Waverley Gardens, Barking, while a plaque in Haslemere Avenue, Hendon, recalls Herbert Chapman (best known as an Arsenal manager than as a player). Plaques to many other players can be seen around London, but these are the only three under the official Blue Plaque scheme.

  1. England's World Cup gloryAccording to a Beefeater I once overheard, there are three dates in history that all English people remember: 1066, 1666 and 1966. England's only World Cup triumph still resonates in the popular imagination, more than half a century after Bobby Moore's boys lifted the trophy. The chief memorial to the triumph is not at Wembley, as you might expect, but on the Barking Road close to where West Ham's Boleyn Ground once stood (Moore being their long-time captain). The sculptural group features four of the players from the '66 team, Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters and Ray Wilson. It was designed by Philip Jackson.

  2. More of MooreBobby Moore lifts the 1965 Cup-Winner's Cup, flanked by Martin Peters and Sir Geoff HurstYou might have noticed by now that Bobby Moore presides over this article as he once presided over West Ham's defence. The legend not only appears in the World Cup sculpture just described, but he also features in this grouping outside West Ham's ground (which itself has a Bobby Moore Stand). With his own solo statue outside Wembley (also the work of Philip Jackson), Moore is one of the very few non-Royals to be the subject of three London sculptures. It doesn't stop there. The tile mural at the top of this article is part of the 'Bobby Moore Bridge', also at Wembley. Ripple Primary School in Barking carries a plaque to their star pupil, while the Bobby Moore Academy in Stratford further ties him to education. Meanwhile, a nondescript sliproad onto the North Circular in Barnet goes by the name of Bobby Moore Way.

  3. Referee!There are dozens of statues and memorials to footballers around the capital, but how many referees get the nod? One who does is Ken Aston, an Ilford local credited with introducing yellow and red cards to the game. Indeed, this Edison of officialdom was behind numerous innovations. In 1946, he became the first referee to wear black with white trim — a style soon adopted by refs everywhere. In 1947 he pioneered the use of brightly-coloured linesman's flags, which could be seen even in London's ubiquitous fogs. He advocated substitute referees, numbered boards to help with player substitutions, a standard ball pressure and better consistency among referees. His red and yellow card system, developed in 1966, was inspired by a set of London traffic lights.

To mark his unrivalled contributions to the refereeing arts, Aston was rewarded with his own square, outside the remarkable Fulwell Cross Leisure Centre and Library. His plaque can be seen on the wall in the photo above.

  1. The curious case of Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet have never been afraid to do things their own way. The popular amateur club is one of the few teams to have a kit that prominently features pink (the away strip is especially so). They were founded by a man named Lorraine "Pa" Wilson, who was one of the leading figures in London's amateur football scene at the start of the 20th century. But, most notably of all, the team was home to Edgar Kail, the last non-league footballer to play for England.

Kail's career peaked almost a century ago, but his reputation remains strong at the club for whom he scored 427 goals. To this day, fans chant "Edgar Kail in my heart, Keep me Dulwich, Edgar Kail in my heart I pray!". They watch home matches on Edgar Kail Way, and perhaps enjoy a pint of Edgar Kail pale ale.

  1. Street art memorialsStreet art provides a more informal, ephemeral style of commemoration. The mural above, arranged by MurWalls, appeared outside Vinegar Yard, London Bridge in 2021 following England's impressive Euro campaign.

This more optimistic image by JayCaes was briefly on display in Shoreditch in 2018.

Most impressive of all is this mural to two West Ham legends, round the corner from the former Boleyn Ground.

  1. Flatpack heroesLondon contains many statues to footballers, including this pair of flattened steel likenesses. That on the left depicts former Spurs defender Ledley King and can be found in Mile End Park. The one on the right shows Walter Tull — also a Spurs man and one of the first professional players of Afro-Caribbean descent. Tull had the added distinction of becoming one of the first mixed-heritage infantry officers in the British Army. Having survived the Somme, he fell in the final year of the first world war to enemy action. His statue stands in Downhills Park, Haringey.

  2. And the other statuesThe roll-call of cast-bronze ballsmiths doesn't end with the statues we've mentioned above. London contains so many footballing statues that you could make a complete XI, plus manager.

In addition, and as already noted, a statue of Laurie Cunningham stands outside Leyton's ground. Yet another tribute to Bobby Moore (perhaps a bit too abstract to be called a statue) can be found on Gale Street, Becontree, where he's accompanied by a blocky likeness of Alf Ramsay.

  1. Celebrating women footballersThe Lionesses pack out Trafalgar Square following their 2022 victory.We've detailed around 20 statues to male footballers, along with numerous plaques and commemorations. But what of the women? London's Lionesses did the country proud with their Euro 2022 victory, so it's high time that women players received official recognition. We're aware of one plaque, to pioneering Black footballer Emma Clarke. It adorns a wall of Campsbourne School in Hornsey. But that's it. Of the 26 English Heritage Blue Plaques listed under 'sport', a grand total of two are for women (both tennis players, Dorothea Lambert Chambers and Kathleen Godfree). Someone needs to get their eyes on the ball.

All images by the author unless otherwise indicated.

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V for Vendetta... Not quite the winnerSimple question: what's the best London-set movie you've ever seen?

London's long been a location of choice for movie makers. Countless films have been set in the capital, from early Hitchcock classics to the latest Marvel action movies. The region's studio spaces are growing fast, promising a bright future. But what's the best movie ever made here?

We asked that question way back in 2010 and, from hundreds of votes, produced a strong list of must-see films. 13 years on, have our tastes changed? Have any newer films taken hold on the collective A-list? It's time to find out.

We asked for your nominations via Facebook and Twitter (multiple votes allowed), and here are the results.

The top 101. The Long Good Friday: 70
2. The Ladykillers: 39
3. Passport to Pimlico: 25
4. V for Vendetta: 21
5. An American Werewolf in London: 19
=6. Paddington 2: 16
=6. Mary Poppins: 16
8. Notting Hill: 14
9. Oliver!: 13
=10. My Fair Lady: 10
=10. Love Actually: 10
=10. Paddington: 10

The Long Good FridayThe Long Good Friday starring Bob Hoskins is a stone cold classic. This superior gangster tale is set during a turning point in London, with regeneration and redevelopment poised to transform the capital. Famously, the movie posits an Olympic bid for East London, two and a half decades before it actually happened. It won our poll by a country mile, gaining more votes than the second- and third-place films combined. These were also long-standing classics, The Ladykillers (1955) and Passport to Pimlico (1949) — both from Ealing Studios. We have to look to number 4 for a 21st century film with V for Vendetta, an effective stab at adapting Alan Moore's graphic novel (not that he would have anything to do with it).

The Long Good Friday was also the comfortable winner when we ran the poll 12 years ago. We have some kind of consensus, then, that this really is the greatest of all London films, at least among the kinds of people who read Londonist and bother to respond to polls.

The rest of the top 10 shows some variation from 12 years ago, however. The strangest omission is Withnail & I. Last time round, it romped in at number 2. This time, it only attracted five votes. Meanwhile, only two films that didn't exist last time round make it into the top 10. Both contain the name of a north-westerly London terminus. Both are objectively and subjectively better than V for Vendetta.

And the other nominationsWith 9 votes: Blow-up,Sherlock Holmes (2009), The Italian Job (1969)

With 7 votes: Battle of Britain, Legend, Pride, Shaun of the Dead

With 6 votes: 28 Days Later, Kingsman, The Lavender Hill Mob, The Plank

With 5 votes: 10 Rillington Place, A Fish Called Wanda, Alfie, Hue and Cry, Performance, Withnail & I

With 4 votes: James Bond (general), My Beautiful Launderette, Nil by Mouth, Quadrophenia, The King's Speech

With 3 votes: 84 Charing Cross Road, A Clockwork Orange, A Man for all Seasons, Cockneys Vs. Zombies, Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D., Peeping Tom, The Small World of Sammy Lee, The Sweeney (2012), To Sir With Love

With 2 votes: A Muppet Christmas Carol, Fish Tank, Harry Potter (general), Hellraiser, Hope and Glory, Hot Fuzz, Last Christmas, London (Patrick Keiller), Made in Dagenham, Mission Impossible (general), Night and the City, Nuns on the Run, Peter Pan, Sliding Doors, Sunday Bloody Sunday, The 39 Steps, The Bank Job, The Blue Lamp, The Favourite, The Krays; Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Truly, Madly, Deeply, Up the Junction

With 1 vote: A Street Cat Named Bob, Absolute Beginners, Another Year, Attack the Block, Blackmail, Bridget Jones's Diary, Buster, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Finding Neverland, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Happy Go Lucky, High Rise, Jubilee, Last Night in Soho, Layer Cake, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, London has Fallen, Naked, Night of the Demon, Pool of London, Pressure, Reign of Fire, Shakespeare in Love, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, The Elephant Man, The Lady in the Van, The Football Factory, The Gentlemen, The Mummy Returns, The Servant, The Young Ones, Wonderland, Yardie

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V for Vendetta... Not quite the winnerSimple question: what's the best London-set movie you've ever seen?

London's long been a location of choice for movie makers. Countless films have been set in the capital, from early Hitchcock classics to the latest Marvel action movies. The region's studio spaces are growing fast, promising a bright future. But what's the best movie ever made here?

We asked that question way back in 2010 and, from hundreds of votes, produced a strong list of must-see films. 13 years on, have our tastes changed? Have any newer films taken hold on the collective A-list? It's time to find out.

We asked for your nominations via Facebook and Twitter (multiple votes allowed), and here are the results.

The top 101. The Long Good Friday: 70
2. The Ladykillers: 39
3. Passport to Pimlico: 25
4. V for Vendetta: 21
5. An American Werewolf in London: 19
=6. Paddington 2: 16
=6. Mary Poppins: 16
8. Notting Hill: 14
9. Oliver!: 13
=10. My Fair Lady: 10
=10. Love Actually: 10
=10. Paddington: 10

The Long Good FridayThe Long Good Friday starring Bob Hoskins is a stone cold classic. This superior gangster tale is set during a turning point in London, with regeneration and redevelopment poised to transform the capital. Famously, the movie posits an Olympic bid for East London, two and a half decades before it actually happened. It won our poll by a country mile, gaining more votes than the second- and third-place films combined. These were also long-standing classics, The Ladykillers (1955) and Passport to Pimlico (1949) — both from Ealing Studios. We have to look to number 4 for a 21st century film with V for Vendetta, an effective stab at adapting Alan Moore's graphic novel (not that he would have anything to do with it).

The Long Good Friday was also the comfortable winner when we ran the poll 12 years ago. We have some kind of consensus, then, that this really is the greatest of all London films, at least among the kinds of people who read Londonist and bother to respond to polls.

The rest of the top 10 shows some variation from 12 years ago, however. The strangest omission is Withnail & I. Last time round, it romped in at number 2. This time, it only attracted five votes. Meanwhile, only two films that didn't exist last time round make it into the top 10. Both contain the name of a north-westerly London terminus. Both are objectively and subjectively better than V for Vendetta.

And the other nominationsWith 9 votes: Blow-up,Sherlock Holmes (2009), The Italian Job (1969)

With 7 votes: Battle of Britain, Legend, Pride, Shaun of the Dead

With 6 votes: 28 Days Later, Kingsman, The Lavender Hill Mob, The Plank

With 5 votes: 10 Rillington Place, A Fish Called Wanda, Alfie, Hue and Cry, Performance, Withnail & I

With 4 votes: James Bond (general), My Beautiful Launderette, Nil by Mouth, Quadrophenia, The King's Speech

With 3 votes: 84 Charing Cross Road, A Clockwork Orange, A Man for all Seasons, Cockneys Vs. Zombies, Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D., Peeping Tom, The Small World of Sammy Lee, The Sweeney (2012), To Sir With Love

With 2 votes: A Muppet Christmas Carol, Fish Tank, Harry Potter (general), Hellraiser, Hope and Glory, Hot Fuzz, Last Christmas, London (Patrick Keiller), Made in Dagenham, Mission Impossible (general), Night and the City, Nuns on the Run, Peter Pan, Sliding Doors, Sunday Bloody Sunday, The 39 Steps, The Bank Job, The Blue Lamp, The Favourite, The Krays; Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Truly, Madly, Deeply, Up the Junction

With 1 vote: A Street Cat Named Bob, Absolute Beginners, Another Year, Attack the Block, Blackmail, Bridget Jones's Diary, Buster, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Finding Neverland, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Happy Go Lucky, High Rise, Jubilee, Last Night in Soho, Layer Cake, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, London has Fallen, Naked, Night of the Demon, Pool of London, Pressure, Reign of Fire, Shakespeare in Love, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, The Elephant Man, The Lady in the Van, The Football Factory, The Gentlemen, The Mummy Returns, The Servant, The Young Ones, Wonderland, Yardie

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"I find your lack of hake disturbing" - Darth Vader is doing a spot of air angling at the Royal Exchange.Obi-Wan Kenobi once said "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them" — but in this case, this is exactly what it looks like.

With a lightsaber for a fishing rod and his legs dangling over the edge of the mezzanine, that is Darth Vader (well, his likeness, anyway) doing a spot of air angling inside London's swanky Royal Exchange shopping centre.

The art Star Carp Wars installation is the work of Dutch artist Frank de Ruwe, aka Street Art Frankey, who originally created the fishing Darth for the 2021 Amsterdam Light Festival.

"Fluke, I am your father."What's Darth hoping to land from up there? Well the Fortnum's restaurant down below does do a tasty Dover sole...

He might be The Chosen One, but Darth Vader isn't the only installation of note at the Royal Exchange right now. On your way into the building — which is just by Bank station — you'll find yourself being papped by these canine Gillie and Marc sculptures:

Bloody puppyrazzi, amirite?Darth Vader can be seen fishing at the Royal Exchange until 5 March 2023, and it's free to go see him.

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Princess Sophia Duleep Singh used her Royal status to draw attention to the Suffragette movement. Image: Public domainSuffragettes, an anti-racism campaigner and London's first female mayor are among the figures being honoured with new Blue Plaques across London in 2023.

English Heritage has announced six people who will be added to the scheme this year. A Blue Plaque detailing their name, birth and death dates, and accomplishments will be added to the exterior of a London building associated with them.

Those due to receive new Blue Plaques are:

  1. Princess Sophia Duleep SinghDaughter of the last Maharaja of the Sikh Empire (who has his own plaque in Holland Park), and goddaughter of Queen Victoria, Princess Sophia Duleep Singh was raised in the UK and used her Royal title to drum up support for the Suffragette movement. She was particularly involved with the Women's Tax Resistance League, which saw women refusing to pay tax in protest against their lack of rights. Her plaque will be at a house in Hampton Court, where Queen Victoria provided her an apartment to live in.

  2. Claudia JonesA Trinidadian and Tobagonian journalist and anti-racism activist who was involved in founding Notting Hill Carnival, and therefore bringing Caribbean carnival vibes to London for the first time, Jones also founded Britain's first major Black newspaper, the West Indian Gazette, in 1958, and will be commemorated at a house in Vauxhall where she lived for four years.

  3. Yehudi MenuhinRenowned 20th century violinist Menuhin founded both the International Menuhin Music Academy and the Yehudi Menuhin School for Music in a bid to educate young musicians. He was also one of the first prominent yoga masters teaching in the West, and will be commemorated at the Belgravia house where he lived his final 16 years.

  4. Ada SalterAda Salter is already commemorated with a statue - but now she's getting a plaque. Photo: Matt BrownAlready commemorated with a statue and garden in her local area of Bermondsey, Salter was first female mayor of a London borough and the first Labour woman to be elected as a mayor in Britain when she became Mayor of Bermondsey in 1922. She worked tirelessly to improve public health, introducing public baths and wash-houses to the area, and clearing slums to make way for new housing. Her plaque will be on display at a Southwark building where she lived towards the end of the 19th century.

  5. Marie Spartali StillmanOne of few professional female artists in the late 19th century, and producing over 150 works in a 60-year career, Marie Spartali Stillman was also a Pre-Raphaelite model, featuring in paintings by artists including Dante Gabriel Rossetti and Edward Burne-Jones. Her former home in Clapham, where she first started painting, will be the location for her plaque.

  6. Emily Wilding DavisonImage: Public domainPerhaps the best-known name on this list, it seems remiss that suffragette Davison doesn't already have a Blue Plaque — though there is an independent plaque to her at Epson Downs Racecourse, where she died after running in front of the King's horse in at attempt to draw attention to the suffrage movement. Throughout her life she was repeatedly arrested and imprisoned as a result of campaigning for women to get the vote. A plaque for her will be displayed at the house in Kensington where she lived while attending Kensington High School (now Kensington Prep School).

Exact dates for the plaques being unveiled haven't yet been announced, as English Heritage is still working with property owners to get their positions approved.

Find out more — and how to suggest someone else for a Blue Plaque in future — on the English Heritage website.

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Princess Sophia Duleep Singh used her Royal status to draw attention to the Suffragette movement. Image: Public domainSuffragettes, an anti-racism campaigner and London's first female mayor are among the figures being honoured with new Blue Plaques across London in 2023.

English Heritage has announced six people who will be added to the scheme this year. A Blue Plaque detailing their name, birth and death dates, and accomplishments will be added to the exterior of a London building associated with them.

Those due to receive new Blue Plaques are:

  1. Princess Sophia Duleep SinghDaughter of the last Maharaja of the Sikh Empire (who has his own plaque in Holland Park), and goddaughter of Queen Victoria, Princess Sophia Duleep Singh was raised in the UK and used her Royal title to drum up support for the Suffragette movement. She was particularly involved with the Women's Tax Resistance League, which saw women refusing to pay tax in protest against their lack of rights. Her plaque will be at a house in Hampton Court, where Queen Victoria provided her an apartment to live in.

  2. Claudia JonesA Trinidadian and Tobagonian journalist and anti-racism activist who was involved in founding Notting Hill Carnival, and therefore bringing Caribbean carnival vibes to London for the first time, Jones also founded Britain's first major Black newspaper, the West Indian Gazette, in 1958, and will be commemorated at a house in Vauxhall where she lived for four years.

  3. Yehudi MenuhinRenowned 20th century violinist Menuhin founded both the International Menuhin Music Academy and the Yehudi Menuhin School for Music in a bid to educate young musicians. He was also one of the first prominent yoga masters teaching in the West, and will be commemorated at the Belgravia house where he lived his final 16 years.

  4. Ada SalterAda Salter is already commemorated with a statue - but now she's getting a plaque. Photo: Matt BrownAlready commemorated with a statue and garden in her local area of Bermondsey, Salter was first female mayor of a London borough and the first Labour woman to be elected as a mayor in Britain when she became Mayor of Bermondsey in 1922. She worked tirelessly to improve public health, introducing public baths and wash-houses to the area, and clearing slums to make way for new housing. Her plaque will be on display at a Southwark building where she lived towards the end of the 19th century.

  5. Marie Spartali StillmanOne of few professional female artists in the late 19th century, and producing over 150 works in a 60-year career, Marie Spartali Stillman was also a Pre-Raphaelite model, featuring in paintings by artists including Dante Gabriel Rossetti and Edward Burne-Jones. Her former home in Clapham, where she first started painting, will be the location for her plaque.

  6. Emily Wilding DavisonImage: Public domainPerhaps the best-known name on this list, it seems remiss that suffragette Davison doesn't already have a Blue Plaque — though there is an independent plaque to her at Epson Downs Racecourse, where she died after running in front of the King's horse in at attempt to draw attention to the suffrage movement. Throughout her life she was repeatedly arrested and imprisoned as a result of campaigning for women to get the vote. A plaque for her will be displayed at the house in Kensington where she lived while attending Kensington High School (now Kensington Prep School).

Exact dates for the plaques being unveiled haven't yet been announced, as English Heritage is still working with property owners to get their positions approved.

Find out more — and how to suggest someone else for a Blue Plaque in future — on the English Heritage website.

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Gen up on your T-Swizzle in London. Image: Eva Rinaldi via creative commonsLover of all things Taylor Swift? Got a Reputation as a TSMad Woman? Involved in a Love Story with every single one of her albums? Waiting for UK tickets to the Eras Tour to drop? Yeah, us too.

In the meantime we've put together this guide to all things Taylor Swift in London, including Swift-themed brunches, club nights and concerts — plus and a few spots that Taylor herself has visited. 'Tis The Damn Season to celebrate all things T-Swizzle.

Swiftogeddon: Taylor Swift-themed nightclubImage: SwiftogeddonTaylor. Swift. Club. Night. Are there four more beautiful words in the English language? Swiftogeddon plays non-stop Taylor Swift tunes all night, from the big hits to lesser-known tracks and extended mixes — yep, it's one for hardcore Swifties. Lifesize cardboard Taylor Swift cutouts have even been spotted at previous events. Attendees tend to dress on a Taylor Swift theme (think replicas of tour outfits) so it's a great excuse to get Bejeweled and Stay Stay Stay out late — but you're just as welcome in a Cardigan.

Swiftogeddon pitches up at venues all over the UK, from Glasgow to Southampton, including pitstops at The Troxy in Limehouse every couple of months — which is nowhere near often enough if you ask us. Champagne Problems, we know.

The catch? Swiftogeddon events tend to sell out (Don't Blame Me) in advance — and even more so in the aftermath of a new album, single or tour date release, so if tickets for an upcoming date are your End Game, book now to avoid Teardrops On Your Guitar.

Check upcoming Swiftogeddon dates and book tickets.

Swifty-Oke: Taylor Swift sing-a-long at The Market House, BrixtonImage: GabboT via creative commonsPub-restaurant-loft venue Market House in Brixton has all sorts of niche fan events going on through the year (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia quiz night, anyone?), including Swifty-Oke Taylor Swift karaoke night approximately once a month.

Lyrics show up on a giant screen as you sing along while a DJ spins TS hits all evening. There are prizes for best dressed and best singer, and endless chances to bust a move.

Also look out for The Ultimate Taylor Swift Quiz at the same venue — ideal if you're something of a TS Mastermind. It's a pub quiz with trivia, music, photo and missing lyric rounds all about Miss Americana herself. We'll give you this one for Sweet Nothing: Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button are likely tobe the answers to at least one question.

Check upcoming events and book.

Tay Tay Brunch at The Aeronaut, Acton

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This west London venue is best known for its circus acts, but given Taylor's skills at contorting herself through the country-folk-rock-alternative-pop spectrum (plus, who can forget that circus ringmaster costume at the finale of the Red tour?) The Aeronaut seems an apt place for a Taylor Swift-themed brunch.

The bottomless brunch gives you two hours to Shake It Off, fuelled on by unlimited prosecco, mimosas, Laine beers or cocktails — plus food, with music, sing alongs and dancing throughout.

Check upcoming dates and book.

Taylor Swift candlelight and tribute concertsThe Red tour outfit. Photo: jazills via creative commonsEvery so often, orchestral concerts of Taylor Swift songs come to London (think Bridgerton-style instrumental covers, designed to give even the most unconvinced of fans an Epiphany). Some of them even take place by candlelight in venues such as Southwark Cathedral, which leaves the most amazing Afterglow.

It's worth keeping an eye on upcoming events at The Steel Yard near Cannon Street, as well as Fever's candlelight events, if this sounds like your idea of Happiness.

Kentish Delight kebab shop, Kentish TownYou Need To Calm Down — we've not lost the plot. This seemingly run-of-the-mill kebab shop located halfway between Kentish Town station and the O2 Forum shot to fame in 2018 when Taylor herself visited, or So It Goes...

It features — albeit briefly — in the End Game music video, more on which here. If you fancy following directly in Taylor's footsteps, she apparently had a chicken shish kebab with chilli sauce and plenty of salad.

London locations in London Boy"Babes don't threaten me with a good time". Photo: George Rex via creative commonsWe've already done a deep dive of Swift's track London Boy, released on 2019 album Lover. But in case you fancy doing the full London Boy tour, I Know Places. Here's a quick reminder of all of the parts of the capital she namechecks, in order:

  • Camden Market (in the afternoon)
  • Highgate
  • The West End
  • The pub (watching rugby)
  • Nights in Brixton
  • Shoreditch (in the afternoon)
  • Hackney
  • Louis V(uitton) on Bond Street
  • The Heath (Hampstead, presumably)
  • Soho

When is Taylor Swift playing in London?Image: Makaiyla Willis via creative commonsThat's the million dollar question. It looks like it's going to be a Cruel Summer for us UK fans, as she's booked to tour the US until August. The (completely unsubstantiated) rumour mill suggests she might be playing in London sometime in October 2023, most likely at The O2.

If that's the case, and you're hoping to be one of The Lucky One(s) who scores tickets, we'd suggest leaving a Blank Space in your diary before 11 October, or between 21 and 30 October, based on other shows currently booked for the venue. Then again, that October rumour could be a Hoax, or she could pull some of that Vigilante Sh*tand announce a completely unexpected venue or schedule — she's already made surprise London appearances on stage with Bon Iver and The 1975, so anything is possible. In the meantime, you can read our review of Taylor Swift at Wembley on the Fearless tour, all the way back in 2009.

Oh, and Taylor, if you're reading this, we'd love a couple of tickets for your London dates. What's that? You're On Your Own, Kid? Yeah, thought so.

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Gen up on your T-Swizzle in London. Image: Eva Rinaldi via creative commonsLover of all things Taylor Swift? Got a Reputation as a TSMad Woman? Involved in a Love Story with every single one of her albums? Waiting for UK tickets to the Eras Tour to drop? Yeah, us too.

In the meantime we've put together this guide to all things Taylor Swift in London, including Swift-themed brunches, club nights and concerts — plus and a few spots that Taylor herself has visited. 'Tis The Damn Season to celebrate all things T-Swizzle.

Swiftogeddon: Taylor Swift-themed nightclubImage: SwiftogeddonTaylor. Swift. Club. Night. Are there four more beautiful words in the English language? Swiftogeddon plays non-stop Taylor Swift tunes all night, from the big hits to lesser-known tracks and extended mixes — yep, it's one for hardcore Swifties. Lifesize cardboard Taylor Swift cutouts have even been spotted at previous events. Attendees tend to dress on a Taylor Swift theme (think replicas of tour outfits) so it's a great excuse to get Bejeweled and Stay Stay Stay out late — but you're just as welcome in a Cardigan.

Swiftogeddon pitches up at venues all over the UK, from Glasgow to Southampton, including pitstops at The Troxy in Limehouse every couple of months — which is nowhere near often enough if you ask us. Champagne Problems, we know.

The catch? Swiftogeddon events tend to sell out (Don't Blame Me) in advance — and even more so in the aftermath of a new album, single or tour date release, so if tickets for an upcoming date are your End Game, book now to avoid Teardrops On Your Guitar.

Check upcoming Swiftogeddon dates and book tickets.

Swifty-Oke: Taylor Swift sing-a-long at The Market House, BrixtonImage: GabboT via creative commonsPub-restaurant-loft venue Market House in Brixton has all sorts of niche fan events going on through the year (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia quiz night, anyone?), including Swifty-Oke Taylor Swift karaoke night approximately once a month.

Lyrics show up on a giant screen as you sing along while a DJ spins TS hits all evening. There are prizes for best dressed and best singer, and endless chances to bust a move.

Also look out for The Ultimate Taylor Swift Quiz at the same venue — ideal if you're something of a TS Mastermind. It's a pub quiz with trivia, music, photo and missing lyric rounds all about Miss Americana herself. We'll give you this one for Sweet Nothing: Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button are likely tobe the answers to at least one question.

Check upcoming events and book.

Tay Tay Brunch at The Aeronaut, Acton

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This west London venue is best known for its circus acts, but given Taylor's skills at contorting herself through the country-folk-rock-alternative-pop spectrum (plus, who can forget that circus ringmaster costume at the finale of the Red tour?) The Aeronaut seems an apt place for a Taylor Swift-themed brunch.

The bottomless brunch gives you two hours to Shake It Off, fuelled on by unlimited prosecco, mimosas, Laine beers or cocktails — plus food, with music, sing alongs and dancing throughout.

Check upcoming dates and book.

Taylor Swift candlelight and tribute concertsThe Red tour outfit. Photo: jazills via creative commonsEvery so often, orchestral concerts of Taylor Swift songs come to London (think Bridgerton-style instrumental covers, designed to give even the most unconvinced of fans an Epiphany). Some of them even take place by candlelight in venues such as Southwark Cathedral, which leaves the most amazing Afterglow.

It's worth keeping an eye on upcoming events at The Steel Yard near Cannon Street, as well as Fever's candlelight events, if this sounds like your idea of Happiness.

Kentish Delight kebab shop, Kentish TownYou Need To Calm Down — we've not lost the plot. This seemingly run-of-the-mill kebab shop located halfway between Kentish Town station and the O2 Forum shot to fame in 2018 when Taylor herself visited, or So It Goes...

It features — albeit briefly — in the End Game music video, more on which here. If you fancy following directly in Taylor's footsteps, she apparently had a chicken shish kebab with chilli sauce and plenty of salad.

London locations in London Boy"Babes don't threaten me with a good time". Photo: George Rex via creative commonsWe've already done a deep dive of Swift's track London Boy, released on 2019 album Lover. But in case you fancy doing the full London Boy tour, I Know Places. Here's a quick reminder of all of the parts of the capital she namechecks, in order:

  • Camden Market (in the afternoon)
  • Highgate
  • The West End
  • The pub (watching rugby)
  • Nights in Brixton
  • Shoreditch (in the afternoon)
  • Hackney
  • Louis V(uitton) on Bond Street
  • The Heath (Hampstead, presumably)
  • Soho

When is Taylor Swift playing in London?Image: Makaiyla Willis via creative commonsThat's the million dollar question. It looks like it's going to be a Cruel Summer for us UK fans, as she's booked to tour the US until August. The (completely unsubstantiated) rumour mill suggests she might be playing in London sometime in October 2023, most likely at The O2.

If that's the case, and you're hoping to be one of The Lucky One(s) who scores tickets, we'd suggest leaving a Blank Space in your diary before 11 October, or between 21 and 30 October, based on other shows currently booked for the venue. Then again, that October rumour could be a Hoax, or she could pull some of that Vigilante Sh*tand announce a completely unexpected venue or schedule — she's already made surprise London appearances on stage with Bon Iver and The 1975, so anything is possible. In the meantime, you can read our review of Taylor Swift at Wembley on the Fearless tour, all the way back in 2009.

Oh, and Taylor, if you're reading this, we'd love a couple of tickets for your London dates. What's that? You're On Your Own, Kid? Yeah, thought so.

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Hear the words "Central Park" and you probably think of New York. Well, perhaps not if you live in certain parts of east London, where no fewer than four Central Parks serve the local recreational needs. None of them are particularly 'central' from a London-wide point of view, but could be considered central to their local areas.

We followed the almost-straight-line of Central Parks out north-east from Greenwich...

  1. Central Park, North GreenwichWhere is it: A thin strip of a park along the spine of the North Greenwich peninsula.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: Of the four parks we'll encounter, this one has most in common with its New York namesake. I mean, look at the satellite view. If you stick your fingers in your eyes and use your imagination, we could almost be in Manhattan.

My god, it's uncannyGreenwich's Central Park is not surrounded by a wall of skyscrapers... though as the photo up top shows, it's working on it. Otherwise, there's not much to say about this Central Park. It's little more than a long, thin strip of grass with a perimeter of cherry trees (which support a noisy passerine population). The only point of note is a war memorial at the southern end, commemorating the fallen of the South Metropolitan Gas Company. That and the row of ancient cottages which includes The Pilot pub. Prophetically, Blur filmed the video to Parklife on this row — a decade or so before Central Park was willed into existence from a semi-industrial wasteland.

  1. Central Park, East HamThe fountain doesn't work, alasWhere is it: Equidistant, yet inconveniently far, from Upton Park and East Ham stations.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: Where the Greenwich Central Park lacks features of interest, the East Ham version floweth over with oddities to explore. This park has it all: a well-marked and diverse tree trail, painted rocks, Olympic sculptures, sports facilities, playgrounds, historic urns, a cute little bookswap and a really, really nice cafe that serves proper coffee.

Another oddity of the park is this pair of red columns, which are strangely ignored by the otherwise thorough information boards. Nor can we find anything online. Anybody know what they are?This is the kind of local park we all deserve but rarely get. Even in winter it was a joy to explore.Bravo!

  1. Central Park, DagenhamRemarkable for its lack of pathsWhere is it: A moderate trek north from Dagenham East tube station.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: “Watch where you’re walking cos loads of people don’t clear their shit up,” a local advises me as I stride gamely across the grass. I can only presume she was talking about dogs. The warning added a frisson of excitement in what is otherwise a largely unremarkable park. Even the council admits it's a bit dull. Work is underway to make Central Park "a more interesting green space" for local residents, with a new play area and better paths (they are few and far between, hence my not wholly successful off-road turd dodging). About the only feature of interest is one of those Olympic outdoor gyms in the shape of the maligned 2012 logo. That and about a dozen rugby pitches.

An Olympic gym from 2012. From above, it forms the shape of the notorious logoOne good thing about Dagenham's Central Park is that it serves as a gateway unto a green chain of parks and nature reserves that stretch all the way out to Hornchurch a couple of miles away. The rest of that walk is more interesting.

  1. Central Park, Harold HillWhere is it: A moderate trek north from Harold Wood Elizabeth line station.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: We're only a few houses and a golf course away from Essex here, on the Havering fringes. This least central of all the Central Parks is well geared up for the local youth, with an excellent playground, BMX track, skate park and even a parkour "facility". Where this park really stands out, though, is in its statuary. It has a trio of those Sustrans sculptures, depicting Henry VIII (who had a royal palace in Havering), music teacher Dick Bouchard, and Harry Eccleston, who designed banknotes for the Bank of England. The statue of the king is particularly noteworthy. Any number of trivia books will tell you that Henry's only London statue stands above the entrance to Bart's Hospital. Not so, as long as you count Havering as part of London (which many people don't, despite it being a London borough).

All images by the author, except for the Google satellite views.

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Hear the words "Central Park" and you probably think of New York. Well, perhaps not if you live in certain parts of east London, where no fewer than four Central Parks serve the local recreational needs. None of them are particularly 'central' from a London-wide point of view, but could be considered central to their local areas.

We followed the almost-straight-line of Central Parks out north-east from Greenwich...

  1. Central Park, North GreenwichWhere is it: A thin strip of a park along the spine of the North Greenwich peninsula.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: Of the four parks we'll encounter, this one has most in common with its New York namesake. I mean, look at the satellite view. If you stick your fingers in your eyes and use your imagination, we could almost be in Manhattan.

My god, it's uncannyGreenwich's Central Park is not surrounded by a wall of skyscrapers... though as the photo up top shows, it's working on it. Otherwise, there's not much to say about this Central Park. It's little more than a long, thin strip of grass with a perimeter of cherry trees (which support a noisy passerine population). The only point of note is a war memorial at the southern end, commemorating the fallen of the South Metropolitan Gas Company. That and the row of ancient cottages which includes The Pilot pub. Prophetically, Blur filmed the video to Parklife on this row — a decade or so before Central Park was willed into existence from a semi-industrial wasteland.

  1. Central Park, East HamThe fountain doesn't work, alasWhere is it: Equidistant, yet inconveniently far, from Upton Park and East Ham stations.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: Where the Greenwich Central Park lacks features of interest, the East Ham version floweth over with oddities to explore. This park has it all: a well-marked and diverse tree trail, painted rocks, Olympic sculptures, sports facilities, playgrounds, historic urns, a cute little bookswap and a really, really nice cafe that serves proper coffee.

Another oddity of the park is this pair of red columns, which are strangely ignored by the otherwise thorough information boards. Nor can we find anything online. Anybody know what they are?This is the kind of local park we all deserve but rarely get. Even in winter it was a joy to explore.Bravo!

  1. Central Park, DagenhamRemarkable for its lack of pathsWhere is it: A moderate trek north from Dagenham East tube station.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: “Watch where you’re walking cos loads of people don’t clear their shit up,” a local advises me as I stride gamely across the grass. I can only presume she was talking about dogs. The warning added a frisson of excitement in what is otherwise a largely unremarkable park. Even the council admits it's a bit dull. Work is underway to make Central Park "a more interesting green space" for local residents, with a new play area and better paths (they are few and far between, hence my not wholly successful off-road turd dodging). About the only feature of interest is one of those Olympic outdoor gyms in the shape of the maligned 2012 logo. That and about a dozen rugby pitches.

An Olympic gym from 2012. From above, it forms the shape of the notorious logoOne good thing about Dagenham's Central Park is that it serves as a gateway unto a green chain of parks and nature reserves that stretch all the way out to Hornchurch a couple of miles away. The rest of that walk is more interesting.

  1. Central Park, Harold HillWhere is it: A moderate trek north from Harold Wood Elizabeth line station.
    Is it as good as Central Park NYC? No.
    Tell me more: We're only a few houses and a golf course away from Essex here, on the Havering fringes. This least central of all the Central Parks is well geared up for the local youth, with an excellent playground, BMX track, skate park and even a parkour "facility". Where this park really stands out, though, is in its statuary. It has a trio of those Sustrans sculptures, depicting Henry VIII (who had a royal palace in Havering), music teacher Dick Bouchard, and Harry Eccleston, who designed banknotes for the Bank of England. The statue of the king is particularly noteworthy. Any number of trivia books will tell you that Henry's only London statue stands above the entrance to Bart's Hospital. Not so, as long as you count Havering as part of London (which many people don't, despite it being a London borough).

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A man who died trying to rescue a stranger from the Thames is commemorated with a new plaque.

Bermondsey resident Folajimi "Jimi" Olubumni-Adewole jumped into the Thames in April 2021 after seeing a woman fall from London Bridge. The woman and another rescuer Joaquim Garcia were picked up by the coastguard, but Jimi could not be found. His body was recovered six hours later near the bridge. He was just 20 years old.

A plaque has now been unveiled in the open space in front of Southwark Cathedral — the spot where Jimi jumped into the water. Unusually, it includes a colour photograph of Jimi, along with the hashtag #Hero.

JIMI #HERO "Folajimi Olubunmi-Adewole, a resident of Southwark, lived in Bermondsey. He supported a number of local charities and was committed to helping others. On 24 April 2021 he selflessly and bravely jumped from this place into the River Thames to rescue a woman who had fallen from London Bridge. Tragically he did not survive whilst attempting to save another. May his selfless courage, kindness and positivity be an inspiration to us all."The plaque was unveiled by Mayor Sadiq Khan, who described Jimi as "the best of all of us". His memorial sits beside another, to the victims of the 2017 terrorist attack on London Bridge and Borough Market.

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The original statue of former leisure centre worker Joy Battick, first installed in Brixton station in 1986.Roaring through Brixton railway station, you may do a double take at four particular figures on the platforms.

Bronze from head to-toe, and standing stock still, you might think it's a group of performance artists on their way in for a shift at Covent Garden.

Actually, the figures are part of an art installation, 'Platforms Piece' — three of them were originally put here in 1986, commissioned by British Rail as part of a £1 million improvement scheme.

Karin Heisterman was one of three models selected for Kevin Atherton's sculptures of Brixtonites.The statues, sculpted by Kevin Atherton, depict three Brixtonites: Peter Lloyd, Karin Heisterman and Joy Battick. Atherton was keen to represent 'real inhabitants of Brixton', and convinced three locals to model for him in an old ticket office on the station platform, which he'd turned into a makeshift studio.

Their reward was to be immortalised — Lloyd and Battick as the first public sculptures of British Black people in England.

The statue of Peter Lloyd, and his bag.Platform Pieces became something of a local landmark for those in the know — in recent years, no doubt googled by scores of curious commuters — and was listed by English Heritage in 2016.

By that time, the trio of statues had deteriorated somewhat, and were removed for restoration. Fast-forward to 25 January 2023 — some 35 years after they were first installed — and they were reinstated at Brixton station, looking good as new.

Joy Battick poses with her new statue, alongside the Mayor of Lambeth, and sculptor Kevin Atherton, in January 2023.So where does the fourth statue figure into all this?

One of the original three statues is of Joy Battick, back in the 1980s, an employee at the nearby Brixton Leisure Centre. She remembers warily agreeing to model for Atherton, and 'feeling like a mummy being wrapped in bandages' as part of the 'lost wax process' involved with casting her bronze doppelgänger.

As part of 2023's reinstallation, Battick agreed to pose for a 'sequel' statue (called, of course, 'Joy II'), and this new likeness of the older Joy now stands across from her 26-year-old counterpart, on the other platform.

If you thought it felt surreal having a statue of yourself at a train station, try having two of them... three-and-a-half decades apart!

Battick goes face-to-face with her 'sequel' statue, 'Joy II'.Battick attended the unveiling of her new statue at Brixton station on 25 January 2023, alongside the Mayor of
Lambeth Cllr Pauline George, and the artist, Kevin Atherton.

The two-time model was happy to report that bronze casting has moved on since the 80s, thanks to 3D scanning and 3D printing technology, and that this time no plaster or bandages were involved.

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This year, the focus is on Cameroon. ©RBG KewA much-needed splash of colour comes to west London this February, in the form of Kew Gardens' annual Orchids festival.

The celebration of the popular bloom this year focuses on Cameroon; the West African country is home to some of the world's most threatened species of orchid, and is the first African nation to feature in the festival, which has previously featured Colombia, Costa Rica, Indonesia and Thailand.

Previous countries to have featured at the Orchids festival are Colombia, Costa Rica, Indonesia and Thailand. ©RBG KewLarge sculptures of Cameroonian wildlife including giraffes, gorillas, hippos and lions will be on display, created by Kew's expert horticulturalists from living orchids and other plants. Colourful floral arches are also a feature of the festival every year, so look out for those being splashed all over Instagram again.

New for 2023 is a photography exhibition from the Bikoka Art Project, an initiative offering artistic and professional opportunities to young creatives in Lolodorf, Cameroon. Everyday scenes and spectacular landscapes from Lolodorf and beyond will be on display at the South End of Kew's Princess of Wales Conservatory, where the Orchids festival is located.

Kew's expert horticulturalists are deft hands at creating sculptures and arches from flowers. ©RBG KewOrchids After Hours 2023For an extra-special experience, Orchids After Hours is back for 2023. The event takes place in the Princess of Wales Conservatory from 6pm-10pm on selected evenings, allowing you to surround yourself with the orchid displays after daytime visitors have left (it's an adults-only event — and would make a rather special Valentine's night out).

After Hours events invite you to sip cocktails while enjoying the orchids. ©RBG KewLive performances and cooking demonstrations inspired by Cameroon take place throughout the evening, and cocktails are available to enjoy as you wander among the orchids, specially illuminated after dark.

Orchids at Kew Gardens is open 4 February-5 March 2o23. It's included in admission to the gardens — as is the current When Flowers Dream exhibition. Anyone receiving Universal Credit, Pension Credit or Legacy Benefits can get access to Kew Gardens for £1, at any time of year.

Orchids After Hours takes place on 10, 11, 17 and 18 February, and requires a separate ticket.

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Zurab Gogidze is an assistant gravedigger at Highgate Cemetery, and uses his workplace to inspire his art."The place is beautiful, sometimes I think magically beautiful."

It is perhaps rare to be enchanted by your own workplace, but this is the case for Zurab Gogidze. An assistant to the sexton at the bewitching Highgate Cemetery, among his duties are helping to dig graves, as well as tending to the purposefully-overgrown landscape. He also attend funerals, and sometimes helps the coffin bearers.

"I was temping for various gardening companies in London," says Gogidze, originally from Georgia, "until one day I was sent here. I knew Highgate by then, I loved the area and the cemetery, and was happy for the opportunity to do some work here.

"Then I was lucky enough to be offered a permanent position, with the addition of the gravedigging aspect of the job."

" I loved the area and the cemetery, and was happy for the opportunity to do some work here." © Zurab GogidzeBut the story doesn't end there, because Gogidze is also an artist, and his muses became the myriad tombs and statues peppering this 'Magnificent Seven' cemetery. In particular, he finds inspiration in the mourning angels: "Their faces and posture very well express the peaceful mood of cemetery, which I describe as a sad but hopeful involvement in the circle of life and death, and of the material and the spiritual."

Among the statues Gogidze finds himself most drawn to at Highgate are two figures situated across from each other, flanking a path in the 'Meadow' area in the west of the cemetery.

He has created a series of pictures of Highgate's angels, but Gogidze also uses his necropolis surroundings as a jumping off point for more interpretive art. His ink and pencil pictures also whisk you into worlds where anonymous figures, silhouetted in moonlight, row across the sea; and balloons with gondolas glide over weather-vaned steeple tops — journeys to the other side... whatever that other side may be.

His pictures whisk you into worlds where anonymous figures, silhouetted in moonlight, row across the sea; and balloons with gondolas glide over weather-vaned steeple tops. © Zurab GogidzeHas his job as a cemetery gravedigger/gardener/artist given Gogidze any new perspectives on that final journey into the unknown?

"When I die, I want it to happen without me feeling the fear of dying. Whether I achieve this, I will only know when I won't need to know anything. But until then I want to draw, write, enjoy life and stay involved."

If you venture to Highgate Cemetery, though, don't expect to find the sexton's assistant setting up his easel; Gogidze doesn't like working in public. "I choose an angle, take a photo and later, when I am free and relaxed, I draw."

An exhibition of Gogidze's work, Peace on Paper is currently on at Lauderdale House, Highgate until 30 January 2023. Entry is free.

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The former City Hall is empty. What would you do with London's very own Glass Onion?

The Mayor moved office in early 2022, and took the entire machinery of London governance with him. After more than 20 years in the distinctive glass bauble near Tower Bridge, the Mayor, the London Assembly and the GLA decamped to the Royal Docks, where they now reside in the angular building formerly known as The Crystal. Read the full story here if, like many Londoners, this whole municipal melodrama passed you by.

The move raised many questions. Not least is: what now for the landmark building beside the Thames? We should point out, up front, that this is a privately owned building. Nothing we say or do will have any influence on its eventual new purpose. That's up to its owners, the Kuwait Investment Authority. But this is such a distinctive, iconic building that we feel obliged to speculate, and dream about what it might become in an ideal world.

And we also asked you. Turns out, you have dozens of ideas, some good, some bad, some surreal. Here are the best suggestions from Facebook and Twitter.

A homeless shelterLots of people suggested that it might be turned into a hostel or shelter for the homeless. Natasha added: "I'd follow the Icelandic Y-Project whereby it's more of a community hub for people to stay as long as they wish with help and support with a ready made community".

Kevin also elaborates on the idea: "Homeless accommodation on the upper levels and supported retail employment on the lower floors to boost employability skills." Meanwhile, in a related concept, Iain suggests it become a new "Ministry of Affordable Housing".

An end-of-life hospiceReader 'ScottishBlonde' has one of the best suggestions: "A hospice for terminally ill people, so they can have a river view from their room windows."

Build a matching one next doorHow it might look...Of course, the former City Hall has been compared to other things, besides a glass onion. When it was first built, debut Mayor Ken Livingstone likened the structure to a glass testicle. Reader Philip has similar ideas: "Always thought there should have been a pair of these constructed, not just one. Then the former Mayor of London could have stood between them and the picture would be complete." This suggestion got more likes than any other.

Multi-storey chain cafesGary, presumably with tongue in cheek, suggests a heap of chains: "Costa, Bella Italia, Starbucks, Spoons, KFC and MackyD. One floor each." Imagine the smell on the central staircase.

A cat cafeLondon can never get enough of novelty cafes and dining experiences. City Hall, with its internal spiral, might be just the thing for a massive cat cafe, reckons Russ. "On 6 levels with loads of elevated walkways, tunnels, slides for cats/humans. A far better use for it than the previous useless occupier!".

A new venue for the Museum of LondonSeveral people suggested that the Museum of London could move into the building. It would be a fun and prominent location for the museum, which recently closed its London Wall site. Alas, the building's glass facade and curved walls seem ill-suited to displaying historic artefacts. Plus, of course, the museum is moving into much larger digs in Smithfield Market.

Others suggested a museum or cultural space — perhaps as London's answer to the Guggenheim or Pompidou (note, the building is much smaller than either). More practicable might be as a theatre given that, as 'canaryperson' notes, the building comes with a built-in performance space in the shape of the old GLA chamber. Reader 'NJR22' offers: "Planetarium? Museum of the future? Art centre - the Government Art Collection?".

Put the Mayor and Assembly back insideView of the building from the Sky GardenA few commenters objected to the very circumstances that have left the building empty. It was purpose-built to house the London Assembly, Mayor's office and machinery of local authority, and should be maintained as such. Peter sums the situation up: "It's an advertisement as to why public buildings should not be owned by private companies and rented to government. @MayorofLondon should still be in the building designed for the London legislature and executive."

A massive library"It looks like a library," observes Finuala, "so make it something library/research/museum so everyone can go". Nobody could argue with that suggestion (although the economics might be tricky to work out).

Indoor skate park and galleryNow this idea from Robert could be a winner. The building contains a long spiral ramp and a circular chamber which would be heaven for skaters. And on that second purpose as a gallery, the building has already been used for photographic exhibitions. Perhaps this could be London's first gallery designed to be viewed from a skateboard, with immersive video art along the walls of the spiral. I think we can rule out displays of Ming vases or Wedgwood pottery, though.

Demolish it!Quite a few people simply don't like the building. They'd see it torn down and replaced with something "more worthwhile" like a lido or social housing.

Parking spaceLondon's curviest car park?A few people suggested (probably as a joke) that the building could be turned over to parking. To be fair, City Hall would make a very attractive car park and, with its internal spiral ramp, would fall into the fine tradition of these curved beauties. A few problems. (1) Nobody with a brain would want to see cars — even electric ones — anywhere near this bit of the Thames. (2) The floorplates aren't designed for heavy loads, so the whole thing would probably have to be rebuilt.

An alternative and more workable suggestion by Diane would see the building turned into a giant cycle park.

Helmet for giant Judge DreddA curveball suggestion from Nick. "Fugoji" similarly suggested a RoboCop Museum. Kuwaiti landlords... you have 15 seconds to comply.

A museum of helmetsGermaine wants to go one step further and turn the place into a full-on Museum of Helmets. And why not? London already has a Fan Museum, Sewing Machine Museum and (nearby) a museum devoted to metal testing, so why not helmets? The police helmet was pioneered in London. The first motorbike helmets were made in Bethnal Green. Some would say that the building already has a long association with "complete helmets". It all fits. Like a helmet.

A world-beating Halloween displayThis was actually our own suggestion (and dodgy photoshop), from a few years ago.

A greenhouse"Grow food for the community," says 'TechRye', "Sell what is popular and give away to homeless and write off as donation. It'll give jobs to people that are homeless and feeds them."

A prison for MPsThe kind of view prisoners would get'Red Handed Jill' advocates a continued political use, but not the one we were expecting. "Prison for all the corrupt MPs we're having to put up with. Glass windows everywhere so we can see them in their misery and throw rotten eggs at the windows." Obvious problem: the building's not big enough.

And the restThe suggestions didn't end there. Others thought the building might be turned into London's coolest school, or a hospital. A tourist information hub was another suggestion. A couple of wisecrackers thought the place should become another American candy store, or M&Ms hub. Another suggested an H&Ms. More than one person wanted to shove the whole curvy edifice up the Mayor's arse.

Alas, we and you have no say in the matter. The building is privately owned and will no doubt be leased out as office space or turned into luxury apartments. Maybe we'll get a Starbucks if we're lucky.

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Plenty to do in London around Valentine's Day, whether you're in a relationship, single... or it's complicated. Image: iStock/RyanKing999Looking for something different to do in London this Valentine's Day? Here's our pick of love-themed events in London on and around 14 February 2023 — and best of all, you don't need a partner to get involved. Take a date, a mate, or simply go by yourself.

DATING COMEDY: Have your questions about dating answered in a relationships-themed comedy show at Rich Mix. Email your questions in ahead of the night, and the best ones will be picked and answered by special stand-up comedy guests live on stage. Age 18+. 5 February

LOVE HURTS: February's show by the London Moth StorySLAM has a Love Hurts theme, with anyone welcome to get up on stage and tell a five-minute story linked to the theme. As always, organisers of the storytelling open mic night state that all stories told must be true. Not a storyteller yourself? That's fine — just kick back and watch others spin a yarn. 8 February

LOVERS AND FRIENDS: Actor and presenter Ashley J is at Rich Mix to host Lovers and Friends, an interactive comedy show that both celebrates and disrespects love. It's followed by an afterparty, included in your ticket. 11 February

NORWEGIAN EROTICA: Though not officially billed as a Valentine's Day event, we can't think of a better time of year to spend an evening delving into the intricacies of the erotic folklore tales of Norway. In the 19th century, Norwegian duo P.C. Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Moe travelled around rural Norway, collecting local tales, legends, and fables. While most were published, some were considered too explicit, and were hidden away in archives at the University of Oslo for a century. These are the ones that Norwegian lecturer Lena Schattenherz Heide-Brennand discusses online tonight. 12 February

Image: Jamie Street via UnsplashUNLUCKY: Vanessa Woolf of London Dreamtime invites you to celebrate Valentine's Day with an evening of scary stories with an 'unlucky' theme in Peckham. Sounds like a good option if you want to completely avoid the love hearts and candlelit romance that are everywhere this time of year. 12 February

LONDON LOVE STORIES: Guildhall Library holds an online talk about the most charming love stories from Handheld Press's collection of forgotten fiction. Hear about the courtship between a German lady and an English Socialist MP in Elizabeth von Arnim’s The Caravaners, a secret love affair in Rose Macaulay’s What Not, and a department store romance in Business as Usual. 14 February

ROMEO & JULIET: On Valentine's Day, Barbican teams up with Backyard Cinema for a very special version of Baz Luhrmann's 1996 take on Romeo & Juliet, reimagined for the theatre. It features detailed film sets and a live choreographed choir — this event will sell out, so book now if it takes your fancy. 14 February

LAUGHING AT LOVE: A mixed bill of comedians recall cringe (and not-so-cringe) dating stories at Angel Comedy Club tonight — before things get REALLY interesting, as co-hosts Carla Gordon
and Bronwyn Sweeney attempt to match up audience members and create London's new hottest couple. What could go wrong... 14 February

VALENTINE'S VARIETY NIGHT: Walthamstow's Big Penny Social hosts a Valentine's Variety Night, where performances include magic from Tom Brace, comedy from Taskmaster legend Lou Sanders, daring circus feats performed by West End stars Lucius & Emma, and acoustic music from singer-songwriter Zach Said. Tickets include a glass of bubbly or a beer. *14 February*

NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM: Learn about love in the animal kingdom at the Natural History Museum's Valentine's late-night opening. It's a chance to visit the displays and exhibitions (including Wildlife Photographer of the Year) after hours, enjoy a cocktail or two, and take part in tours and talks from experts. 14 February. The museum also hosts a Valentine's silent disco on 16 February.

GREEK AND ROMAN SEX: Professor Marguerite Johnson gives an online illustrated talk on the theme of ancient sexuality. Using archaeological evidence and original translated passages from Greek and Latin sources, it's a chance to find out about approaches to sexuality and sexual expression, as well as how these issues relate to the rest of ancient society and culture. 14 February

ASEXUALITY AND BISEXUALITY: Asexual activist Yasmin Benoit and Dr Julia Shaw, author of Bi: The Hidden Culture, History and Science of Bisexuality, are at Conway Hall Ethical Society for a conversation about alternative ways to live and love, beyond the binary. Hear their take on improvements in LGBTQ+ rights and visibility in recent years, and what still needs to be done. 15 February

Valentine's date ideas in LondonIf you are doing the big date thing this Valentine's Day, here's a handy starter kit to romance in London:

  • London's best chocolate shops
  • London's best florists
  • 11 of London's most romantic restaurants
  • London's most romantic sounding places
  • 6 of the most romantic days out in London

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Architectural diversity on Rochester High StreetA town where every other building has a plaque boasting of its history, where independent shops outnumber chain stores several times over, and where it's a challenge not to stop and take a photo every three paces, because everything is so picturesque.

This is Rochester, a town in the Medway district of Kent, and here are a few reasons why you should pay it a visit.

A Dickensian day outRochester's never been shy about its links to author Charles Dickens, who despite being associated with London, spent some of his childhood in nearby Chatham, and returned to the area as an adult when he purchased nearby Gad's Hill Place in the 1850s.

There's something Leslie Green-esque about those tilesA brief wander down the high street takes you past Copperfield's homewares and furniture shop, Sweet Expectations confectionery shop, Oliver's Bar and Restaurant, the Little Dorrit gift shop (located next to Austen's farmshop, for a spot of literary disharmony — in a tiled building not unlike a Leslie Green tube station), Taste of Two Cities Indian takeaway, Mrs Tickit's Pantry tea room, Tiny Tim's cafe, Dickens House Wine Emporium and the Deaf Cat Cafe, which apparently alludes to a hearing-impaired feline which used to sit with Dickens as he wrote.

They love a Dickensian pun around these parts... even really, really bad ones.Alas, the traditional greengrocer Pips of Rochester has gone for good in recent years, but no doubt something equally as Dickensian will be along to replace it in a minute.

It's not just 21st century business owners who are in on the act. Plaques, and even street art ensure that you can't forget, even for a second, that Mr Dickens used to frequent the area.

The man is everywhere you lookRochester Castle: A Tower of London siblingThe square fortress of Rochester Castle cuts an imposing figure on the Medway skyline. Foreboding indeed, but it also looks... familiar. A square footprint, with tall towers on each corner, it's not unlike London's own White Tower. The city cousin is a bit more polished, with weather vanes on the domed roof on each corner, but there's a reason for their similarities — they were both designed by the same man.

Gundulf, Bishop of Rochester, was put in charge of both buildings, as well as Colchester Castle and St Leonard's Tower in West Malling, among others. An 11th century Christopher Wren, if you will. These days, Rochester Castle is open to visitors, owned by English Heritage and managed by Medway Council, but don't go in expecting all plush thrones and fancy artworks, as it's largely a ruin — though it does offer excellent views from the top.

A popular view with photographersIf you're on a budget or haven't got time to go inside the castle, you can enter the castle gardens for free — and it's well worth doing, with views of the castle and Rochester Cathedral to one side, and panoramas over the Rochester Bridge and River Medway to the other. Head to the south-eastern corner of the grounds, just to the left of the public toilets and look out for old window shapes in the lowest part of the wall — this has become a popular spot for photographers and Instagrammers to frame their shots of the cathedral. As we have also done.

Rochester Cathedral: England's second oldest cathedralRochester Cathedral was founded in 604 - though most of the building came much laterRochester Cathedral is second only to nearby Canterbury Cathedral in terms of number of candles on a (rather large) birthday cake — it was founded in 604 and has evolved since, including being expanded by Gundulf (busy guy) once he'd finished tinkering with the nearby castle.

These days, you can visit the cathedral for free (though donations are welcome and encouraged, as the upkeep of the building isn't cheap). Wander though the nave, the quire and other important parts of the building, including the Pilgrim Steps, bowing after being worn away by the footsteps of countless visitors over the years, and a door that's almost a 1,000 years old.

It's free to get inside Rochester CathedralDon't forget to head downstairs to the crypt, where you'll find an exhibition about the cathedral, as well as Rochester's best kept secret, the Cafe in the Crypt — a blissfully tranquil place to stop for a coffee or bite to eat.

What with the cathedral and the castle, you might be wondering why Rochester is a town, rather than a city. Truth be told, it was once a city, a status that was lost to the details of bureaucracy and local government in the late 1990s. Locals are keen for City status to be returned, though if that were to happen, this would likely to be granted to Medway as whole (including Chatham, Gillingham, Rainham and Strood too) rather than Rochester specifically.

Rochester's historic buildings and featuresZooming in on Rochester High Street on Historic England's map of listed buildings leaves you in no uncertainty as to Rochester's historic value — the tiny blue triangles which indicate a listed structure line both sides of the thoroughfare like a parade route, with almost every High Street building listed in some way. In reality, the high street is an architectural mish-mash, with wooden-beamed, redbrick and white-weatherboarded facades all snuggled in together, each worth spending time admiring. But there are a few highlights...

Two Post Alley.If you head down Castle Hill towards the town centre and take a left down the footpath known as Two Post Alley, you'll notice the walls of the building on your right bowing out towards you as you get closer to the High Street. View the building straight on and it's got an undeniable lean to it, not unlike that of the more famously wonky Jersey Pearl shop in Windsor.

Imagine what it looks like after a couple of drinksA few steps down the High Street, attached to the gatehouse, is another of Rochester's topsy-turvy buildings, currently home to The Cheese Room. Naturally, this being Rochester, a plaque on the front of the building pertains to Dickens — it was home to Mr Tope in The Mystery of Edwin Drood, and was the last building Dickens ever mentioned in his work. Head through the gatehouse and around the corner for more equally off-kilter architecture.

Yep, that's a Dickens plaque on the front of The Cheese Room.If you're into postboxes (no judgement — we are), Rochester has a few treats to seek out. Head to the front of the Guildhall Museum at the top of the High Street to see a railing-mounted, black postbox almost side by side with a green and gold freestanding one, both dating from the Victorian era.

Postal whimsy in Rochester.The largest secondhand bookshop in England: Baggins Book BazaarFrom the outside, the pine-green frontage of Baggins Book Bazaar is quaint, sure, but it massively undersells what lies inside. The labyrinthine emporium is absolutely jampacked with second hand books. Every which direction you tread along the creaking floors seems to take you to more ups and downs, until you've completely lost track of where you are.

An understatement, if anything.Shelves seem to go on for miles, in a way more reminiscent of a row of stacks in a university library than in an independent, family run bookshop. And mysteriously, no matter how busy it is on a given day, you rarely pass another browser. It's that big and mazy.

Check opening hours before you make a specific visit, as it's currently only open a few days a week.

Where to eat and drink in RochesterWe're fans of The Deaf Cat.Rochester High Street is rich in independent cafes and restaurants to an extent that is rare these days. If it's a light lunch or just a coffee you're after, we've always found The Deaf Cat halfway down the High Street to be a friendly and welcoming place, serving snacks and light lunches such as panini and soup. Plus, the sign over the door never fails to make us chuckle on the way out (for context, a branch of that particular caffeine empire can be found at the opposite end of the same block):

For a more traditional tea room experience, Peggotty's Parlour just next door serves up huge slices of cake inside an historic building, with views of the cathedral from the upstairs window — though do note that it's up a staircase so not all that accessible. And then there's the more chintzy Fleur de The tea room at the other end of the High Street.

For a more substantial meal, The Quills comes highly recommended to us, situated in a Tudor Yeoman's house, with a beamed dining room. We'd always assumed the name was another of those local nods to Dickens' prolific writing, but it's actually to do with local animal mythology. Regardless of what's in a name, the doughnut bacon cheeseburger is top of our culinary hitlist next time we find ourselves in Medway. For something a little more casual but equally as filling, Chuck and Blade know their way around a burger — and take it from our experiences at the Tunbridge Wells branch, the Cookies and Cream boozy shake (Baileys + Oreo) is well worth a punt.

And then of course, there's...

It's no Dickens World, is it?... which we assume to be a nod to the now-defunct nearby themed attraction, Dickens World. Can't comment on the quality of cuisine though, having never tried it.

On our most recent visit to Rochester, we were lured into Store 104 mainly by the beautiful tiled floor at the entrance. Part book store, part wool shop, and part... well, a bit of everything, it was at the back of the store that we found ourselves peeking between two tied-back red velvet curtains into, what it turns out, is Victoria's Coffee Shop. Dimly lit, with fairy lights strung across the ceiling (and it was nowhere near Christmas, so they must be year-round), it feels like another of Rochester's little secrets. Already fed and watered this time round, it's another place we've added to our list for next time we visit.

Other things to see and do in RochesterThe Main Chamber inside The Guildhall — part of the museum.So you've ogled the castle, been wowed by the cathedral, and had yourself some lunch. How are you spending your afternoon in Rochester?

Local museums are easy to overlook, but doing so of the Guildhall Museum in Rochester would be a huge mistake. Stepping inside, it appears to be a single room, detailing the area's natural history — mammoth tusks, tidal patterns, that kind of thing. But as you follow the chronology around the room, a doorway through to the rest of the building appears.

Head up a red-carpeted sweeping staircase to a sizeable exhibition on Charles Dickens (naturally...), including a detailed map of which local buildings appear in his work. The museum's other main attraction is a full-size reconstruction of an 18th century prison ship — and kids will love the chance to 'drive' a local tug vessel in the maritime section.

Don't worry, they didn't let us loose on the river - it's a video gameHonestly, even if you're not all that interested in local history, it's worth doing a full loop of the free museum just to see inside the rather opulent building.

The Swiss Chalet is Rochester's biggest surpriseIf you wander towards the bottom end of Rochester High Street, you can't fail to notice Eastgate House, an Elizabethan mansion house which opens to the public on certain days. Head inside (£) if you're so inclined, but the real treat around these parts lurks around the back — head through the ornate black gate to the side of the house, and then left into Eastgate Gardens. As pocket parks go, it's pretty decent: symmetrical, with a small water feature and a section of the medieval road which was excavated from nearby Strood.

That's a section of medieval road, don't you know.But the real treat is the Swiss Chalet (pictured above), a charming brown and blue wooden construction in the courtyard park, once owned by (you guessed it) Charles Dickens. Even among the varied architecture of Rochester, it's a shock to stumble across. It used to be located at Gad's Hill when he lived there, and he was writing The Mystery of Edwin Drood in the chalet on the day he died. It's been in its current location for over 60 years, and there are plans to repair it, as it's currently not safe for the public to go inside.

Huguenot heritage can be seen all over RochesterBefore Dickens came the Huguenots, who had a huge presence in Rochester thanks to the French Hospital, which provided French Huguenot immigrants somewhere to live. That building isn't open to visitors (though you can catch a glimpse of it, and various plaques and signs pertaining to its past) but you can visit the Huguenot Museum located inside the Visitor Information Centre on the High Street. The same building houses Rochester Art Gallery, with an ever-changing programme of exhibitions throughout the year.

No discussion of Rochester is complete without mention of Rochester Bridge, a span over the Medway which has become something of an attraction in its own right. Locals are proud of the bridge, which conveys vehicles, pedestrians, trains and pipes across Kent's main river, so much so that it has its own Rochester Bridge Trust, responsible for maintaining it.

Architecturally, it's a bit of a mishmash, partly steel girders and industrial structure, and partly fancy stone kiosks with decorative lamps, coats of arms, and huge couchant lion statues, not unlike the Landseer Lions at the base of Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square.

Visiting RochesterRochester station is on the Southeastern's High Speed route, meaning you can get there from St Pancras in as little as 37 minutes (slower services can take around an hour and a half). Alternatively, take the train to Strood, and enter Rochester on foot via Rochester Bridge over the Medway, with lovely skyline views of the castle and cathedral side by side — it's around a 10-minute walk.

There are certain events throughout the year when a trip to Rochester is extra special. The Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival usually takes place one weekend in early December (though the sprawling Christmas market continues right up until Christmas itself), while the Sweeps Festival of folk music and dance is scheduled for the May Day weekend.

The centre of Rochester is around a 40-minute walk (or 10-minute drive) from the wonderfully impressive Chatham Historic Dockyard.

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Things to do this week for £5 or less.

Laura Ashley opens a tiny exhibition to marks its anniversary.1. Tuck into oysters for as little as a quid eachJust cos it's January, doesn't mean you can't indulge. It's oyster happy hour at Sam's Riverside in Hammersmith, Mondays to Thursdays from 5pm to 7pm, throughout this month. That means you can slurp Jersey Rocks at just £1 a pop, and Carlingford Lough oysters for £1.50. Whether you pair them with a spenny champagne is up to you.

From £1 per oyster, until 31 January.

  1. Listen to a church speakNo, you are not having a nervous breakdown — the church in this case is St Mary le Strand, which tells its story via a light and sound installation in which the real-gold apse, and white-flowered, coffered ceiling are flooded with stunning light; Handel's Eternal Source of Light Divine plays; and the church becomes sentient, answering questions like "why were you built in the middle of a road?"

£3, until 24 February.

  1. Bask in the glow of three free light festivalsCanary Wharf Winter Lights is back. Photo: LondonistLondon's Christmas lights are gone, but there's still plenty of illuminated joy to see, if you know where to look.

  2. ILLUMINOCITY: It's bold to call something which consists of just two installations a 'light festival' but that's the deal with IlluminoCity, which ends this week. Head to the CityPoint building near Moorgate and Principal Place at Liverpool Street to see glowing geometric artworks. Free, until 27 January.

  3. CANARY WHARF WINTER LIGHTS: 20+ illuminations are dotted around the Canary Wharf area, both indoors and outdoors, for Canary Wharf Winter Lights. And yes, that word waterfall is back again. Free, until 28 January.
  4. BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: A further eight light installations can be seen at Battersea Power Station Light Festival, which returns for the first time since the Power Station itself reopened to the public. Free, until 5 March.

  5. Visit one of London's fantastic free exhibitionsThe capital's large museums and galleries are great for free exhibitions, but don't overlook smaller venues when it comes to searching for free ways to spend your time. Here are a few new, free exhibitions to see this week:

  6. Print Pound Notes! at St Bride Foundation marks 100 years of the Adana printing press with early drawings, photos, models and documents. Free, 26 January-4 April

  7. Laura Ashley celebrates its 70th anniversary with a pop-up exhibition of archive designs and prints, inside a specially decorated phone box. It's on Floral Street in Covent Garden, despite the geographically misleading promotional image (top of this page). Free, 27 January-5 February
  8. Leda in Soho at Foyles celebrates the launch of a newly-discovered, never-published-before queer novel set in Soho in the 1960s. The exhibition maps the locations featured in the book. Free, 27 January-9 March
  9. Music, Migration & Mobility at the Royal College of Music Museum tells the stories of musicians who fled the Nazi regime. Free, until 16 April
  10. Unfamiliar at the Royal College of Physicians Museum is a series of photographs which portray historical medical instruments in a new way. Free, until 28 July

  11. Live music jamSoak up the sounds of Balkan, Greek, Turkish and Arabic traditional music courtesy of a kanun player; as well as a folk trio of voice, clarinet and accordion, performing sounds from the Balkans, Israel and Brazil. This is The People's Sessions — SoundsandSpace's monthly evening of live music at Peckham Levels. And if you want to get in on the action, there's time for a jam at the end.

Free, 25 January.

  1. Stay late at Science MuseumImage: LondonistOn the last Wednesday of every month, Science Museum stays open late for a special evening event on a certain theme. This time, it's Chinese New Year — with activities including Chinese calligraphy and dragon-making workshops, a trail to find animals of the Zodiac hidden throughout the museum, and a chance to hear from scientists about their predictions for 2023.

As always at Science Museum Lates, there's a silent disco, pub quiz, and chance to visit the museum's exhibitions and displays after hours.

Free, 25 January.

  1. Liven up your lunch break with a free concertEvery Friday lunchtime, Paul Hamlyn Hall at the Royal Opera House hosts a short concert. You don't know what you're going to see ahead of time, but it's invariably good — and there's no need to book ahead.

Free, 27 January.

  1. Check out portraits of the National Theatre's 'makers'The Costume Prop Designer. Image: Curtis Holder/National TheatreHundreds of creatives work behind the scenes to bring National Theatre productions to life, and a new exhibition by artist Curtis Holder — The Makers: Portraits from Backstage — celebrates them. Head to the Theatre's Lyttelton Lounge during opening hours to check out this exhibition of sketches of wigs/hair/make-up assistants, prop and puppet makers, stage technicians and the like. There are various special tie-in events in the coming months, including a live-draw with Holder himself on 28 January (10.30am-12.30pm, free, just show up).

Free, from 27 January.

  1. Get counting for the Big Garden BirdwatchHelp the RSPB keep an eye on the numbers of wild birds in London by taking part in the Big Garden Birdwatch. If you're lucky enough to have a garden or outside space, spend an hour counting and recording the numbers and types of birds that visit it, then report back to the RSPB. The charity then uses the data to spot any patterns, anomalies, or species that may be in danger.

Free, 27-29 January.

  1. Take the kids to see Lyle, Lyle, CrocodileFamilies, if you don't know about Barbican's Family Film Club, you absolutely should. Most Saturday mornings throughout the year, Barbican Cinema screens a popular family-friendly film, and tickets are only £3.50 for adults, or £2.50 for kids. All kids must be accompanied by an adult, and all adults must be accompanied by a child.

It's not just old films, either — recent releases often make an appearance, including this week's film, Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile. It's the story of a young boy and a singing crocodile who become friends in New York. This week, there's also a free workshop before the screening.

Free, 28 January.

  1. Indulge your wanderlust at a travel photography exhibitionItching to get away to somewhere warmer? Make do with More Travels with My Camera, a free exhibition of travel photography, now in its final week. Head t0 Barbican Library to see street and portrait photography from Africa, Asia and Latin America by Adrian Whittle, who has also written the stories behind some of the photos, to accompany the exhibition.

Free, until 28 January.

  1. Take a walk in search of snowdrops Image: iStock/SimotionAround this time of year, snowdrops start to emerge — the first sign that spring is on the way (though don't go putting away your big coat just yet!). Exact timings are hard to predict and depend on the weather, but have a look at our guide on where to see snowdrops in London, so you're ready and poised when they do start to make an appearance.

Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

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All weekendGet involved in the Big Garden Birdwatch. Image: Jan Meeus via UnsplashBIG GARDEN BIRDWATCH: Help the RSPB keep an eye on the numbers of wild birds in London by taking part in the Big Garden Birdwatch. If you're lucky enough to have a garden or outside space, spend an hour counting and recording the numbers and types of birds that visit it, then report back to the RPSB. The charity then uses the data to spot any patterns, anomalies, or any species that may be in danger. FREE, 27-29 January

LAURA ASHLEY EXHIBITION: Fashion and homewares brand Laura Ashley open a mini exhibition to celebrate its 70th anniversary — so miniature, in fact, it fits inside a phone box. You'll find in on Floral Street in Covent Garden, the phone box wrapped in a Tulips print from the '90s, containing a display of fabrics, patterns, prints and products from the brand's seven decades. FREE, 27 January-5 February

MIME FESTIVAL: See performers from all over the world, in town for London International Mime Festival. Have a browse of the programme, but be quick — many performances are already sold out. *Until 5 February*

*BATTERSEA LIGHT FESTIVAL: There's a free light festival taking place in and around Battersea Power Station, with eight glowing installations illuminated every evening, and a selection of food trucks popping up to keep you fed and watered while you explore. *FREE, until 5 March****

Saturday 28 JanuaryBattersea Power Station Light Festival is on until March. Photo: Janus van der EijndenSNOWDROP SALE: You'll have to be up and at 'em early for the annual snowdrop sale at Myddelton House Gardens in Enfield. It's a chance to buy varieties of the seasonal plant from expert growers, then enjoy wandering around some of the venue's own snowdrops. Check out other places to see snowdrops in London this year. *7.30am-12pm*

TRAVEL PHOTOGRAPHY: It's the final day to see More Travels with My Camera, a free exhibition of travel photography at Barbican Library. View street and portrait photography from Africa, Asia and Latin America by Adrian Whittle, who has also written the stories behind some of the images. Some of the works are for sale, too. FREE, 9.30am-4pm

FAMILY MUSIC WORKSHOP: Take the kids along to St John's Smith Square for Southbank Sinfonia's Musical Zoo Family Workshop. Aimed at 5-11 year olds and their families, it's an introduction to the different types of musical instrument, and a chance to play some, under the guidance of the Sinfonia's own musicians. 11am

JUBILEE EXTENSIONS: When they opened in 1999, the Jubilee line extension stations were hailed as "the biggest architectural sensation of their kind since the Moscow Underground". Almost quarter of a century down the (Jubilee) line, join former head of design and heritage for Transport for London, Mike Ashworth, on a tour taking in Westminster, Southwark, North Greenwich and Canary Wharf. 11am-2.30pm

PHOTO FESTIVAL: The Photographers' Gallery at Oxford Circus hosts the Small File Photo Festival, which encourages and celebrates small file photography. Networks, data centres, and internet-connected devices create a whopping 4% of global greenhouse gas emissions each year — and the large file sizes used for images on the internet contributes to this. Workshops, talks and an awards ceremony feature in today's festival. 11am-8pm

CUBAN DANCING: Cuban salsa dance, music, and culture come to life at Peckham Levels, which hosts dance event La Gozadera. It's open to anyone, including absolute beginners who want to give salsa a go, as there are lessons followed by a social dancing session. 5pm

THE MARTIAN: 2015 Matt Damon film The Martian is chosen for this month's Silver Screen Science Fiction at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich. Watch the film inside the Peter Harrison Planetarium, then hear a talk from an astronomer about the science behind it. 6pm-9pm

It's the final day of Canary Wharf Winter Lights*POUR IT UP: Anthems from hip hop & R&B's best-loved artists are blasted out till the small hours at Pour It Up, the Old Queens Head's weekly club night. FREE before 8pm (runs 7pm-3am)*

NEIL DIAMOND SONGBOOK: Celebrate the life and work of singer-songwriter Neil Diamond at Fairfield Halls in Croydon. Sing along to Sweet Caroline, Cracklin' Rosie, Forever in Blue Jeans, Song Sung Blue, Hello Again, Love on the Rocks, America and more — while photos, video and narration are used to tell the singer-songwriter's story. 7.30pm

WINTER LIGHTS: Brighten up these dark evenings with a trip to Canary Wharf to see Winter Lights, a free trail featuring more than 20 glowing artworks — which ends today. Some will be familiar if you've been in previous years, while others are new for 2023. You'll find them dotted around the area, both inside and out. *FREE, 5pm-10pm*

*CRIZARDS: Last chance (saloon) to watch comedy twosome Crizards perform their rootin'-tootin' Wild West-themed show at Soho Theatre tonight. Giddy up. *10.15pm****

Sunday 29 JanuaryHead to Floral Street to see a pop-up Laura Ashley exhibitionBIRDWATCH: Fancy a spot of birdwatching today? The ecology team at Cody Dock in east London are looking for volunteers to take part in RSPB’s Big Garden Birdwatch (also see Friday). You can drop in anytime you like, and stay for as long or as little as you want. FREE, 10am-2pm

PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP: Got a camera, but not sure how to use it beyond automatic mode? Sign up for Bishopsgate Institute's photography workshop and spend the day mastering exposure and picking up other tips to help you take better photos. 10.30am-4.30pm

HARINGEY FAMILY RIDE: Take the kids along to this slow tour of Haringey's parks and quiet streets by foot and on wheels. Scooters, balance bikes and stabilisers are all welcome. It's led by expert local volunteers, and takes in local street art of massive wild animal murals along the way, before finishing at a cafe. FREE, 11am

BASKETBALL: In the mood for someSunday sport? At the UEL Sportsdock near Gallions Reach this afternoon, the Division Two London Titans wheelchair basketball team goes up against the Brixton Ballers. KO 2.30pm

HOMO SAPIENS REDISCOVERED: Paul Pettitt, Professor of Palaeolithic Archaeology at Durham University, is at Conway Hall to talk about how our species, Homo Sapiens, came about, and how and why our ancestors adapted to make us a completely separate species, dating back to the caves and rock shelters of our African origins. 3pm

ROBBIE MCINTOSH: Soz Liverpool, but London has a Cavern Club too — and this afternoon Robbie McIntosh (who's played with none other than Paul McCartney) brings his band to this Raynes Park venue. 3pm

SOUL FESTIVAL: Lewisham's Fox and Firkin hosts Soul festival, Expansions. It features an old school garden party providing Caribbean dinner, pop-up stalls, a singing competition, and a party with live DJs spinning choons till the early hours. 4pm-2am

MARK JENKIN: His latest film, Enys Men, has stirred up a fair amount of hype, but today Cornish filmmaker Mark Jenkin appears in a Q&A at BFI Southbank, alongside a retrospective of his earlier, short works. 6.20pm

CUTTY SARK COMEDY: Josh Jones headlines tonight's comedy show on board the Cutty Sark, with support acts Bronwyn Sweeny and Claire Haus. It takes place in the studio theatre in the lower hold, which makes a change from your average pub comedy night. 6.30pm-8.30pm

BEOWULF: Vauxhall's Teahouse Theatre hosts a fireside reading of Beowulf by Seamus Heaney to finish your week. It's a modern translation of the Old English epic poem about the eponymous Scandinavian hero. 8pm-11pm

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The Carolina Panthers against the Colorado Broncos in Super Bowl 50 in 2016. Photo: Arnie Papp via Creative CommonsThe 57th Super Bowl is on Sunday 12 February 2023, but if you can't make it to Arizona's State Farm Stadium, book yourself into one of these London venues where Super Bowl LVII is being shown (or check out our pick of the city's finest sports bars and pubs).

Kick-off is expected to be at 11.30pm UK time, with the action going on into the early hours. You might want to book the Monday off work...

Oh, and if you're just here for the half-time show, that's completely fine. This year, Rihanna's headlining.

Super Bowl at Boxpark, Croydon, Shoreditch and Wembley

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All three London Boxpark venues host Super Bowl parties, with a similar vibe at each; huge screens, live DJs and competitions. Croydon and Wembley also throw in a bucking bronco, beer pong tournaments, and food eating contests, including a wing challenge at Wembley (£2 extra to take part). With the promise of live bands, Wembley sounds the liveliest of the three venues, although Croydon Boxpark has got itself something of a reputation as the place to watch important footie matches, so could also be a good bet for Super Bowl Sunday.

Food options at all three venues come courtesy of their permanent street food traders.

Boxpark Shoreditch from £10 per person | Boxpark Croydon from £10 per person or VIP table of eight £200 | Boxpark Wembley from £10 per person or VIP table of eight £200. All events start at 8pm.

Super Bowl screening at The Clapham GrandThis towering Clapham pub/club/theatre hosts a raucous Super Bowl screening, making full use of its 25ft HD screen to show live coverage of the game, and half-time entertainment. Ticket options include various beer packages, and food is available from chicken wing aficionados Thunderbird Chicken. DJs provide pre- and post-match entertainment, plus there's a live cheerleading show and confetti cannons. The Grand doesn't do things by halves.

Tickets from £17.50, 8.30pm-4am.

Super Bowl at Bar Kick, Shoreditch

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Better known for its footy coverage and foosball tables, Bar Kick switches allegiance to American football for one night. Your tickets includes admission, three drinks, and £20 of food from a special Super Bowl menu.

Tickets from £50, 8.30pm-5am.

Superbowl Sunday Party at Skylight Tobacco DockRooftop bar Skylight at Tobacco Dock throws a huge Super Bowl screening party, kicking off with a beer pong tournament at 9pm and building up towards the action on the many large screens, with beer pitchers, nachos, burgers and wings available to order. You can also prebook group packages, with a reserved area and food and drink included.

Tickets from £8, 9pm-3am.

Super Bowl at Bat & Ball, StratfordPing pong and sports bar Bat & Ball has an impressive 26 screens, all of which it will be showing the Super Bowl action. They'll also be giving away prizes throughout the night, and various food and drink packages are available, featuring the likes of hot dogs, nachos and pizza.

Tickets from £30, 9pm-4am.

Super Bowl at Hard Rock Cafe MayfairLondon's original Hard Rock Cafe on Park Lane holds a Super Bowl party, and as you'd expect from this all-American grill restaurant, food plays a big part. Your ticket includes a reserved seat, two beers, and three items from the Big Game Menu, which includes nachos, wings, sliders, cheese fried and onion rings.

Tickets from £59, 10pm-4am.

Super Bowl at Bodeans

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BBQ smokehouse restaurant Bodeans offers a special Super Bowl package at its branches in Soho, Covent Garden, Tower Hill, Clapham and Fulham — and it's quite the feast. Begin with mac & cheese balls and buffalo wings, before tucking into ribs, pulled pork, fries and 'slaw — while the game's going on across big screens all around you.

£30 per person, from 10pm.

Super Bowl at TOCA SocialInteractive sports venue and bar TOCA Social at The O2 hosts a Super Bowl screening party with bites, drinks and party games thrown in. Packages are available for a minimum of four people, and include wings and bottles of beer, plus interactive games, including crockinole, beer pong, foosball, and cornhole, to play between the action on the big screen. Alternatively, you can book a completely private screening for up to 20 people.

Tickets from £80 for four people, 10.30pm-3am.

Super Bowl party at The Leyton StarThis east London boozer is having an all-American party with special Super Bowl food and drink promotions, as well as the all-important screening. The bar stays open until the early hours — maybe book Tuesday off work as well if you're spending the Super Bowl here...

Tickets from £7.50, 11pm-5am.

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A chronology of the famous Fitzrovia landmark.

The BT Tower has gone by many names — Post Office Tower, GPO Tower, even the Museum Radio Tower — but whatever you call it, it remains an impressive pillar on the skyline. It was built in the early 1960s at the dawn of the telecommunications revolution and continues to serve BT to this day (albeit without its microwave dishes). We've dipped into the newspaper archives to piece together its history.

1954: A large tower in central London, to handle the perceived rapid increase in telephone calls, is first proposed.

1961 (June): Construction of the Post Office Tower begins. It will eventually rise to 177 metres (or 581 feet, as they'd say in those days), making it London's second-tallest structure after the Crystal Palace mast (but the tallest "building" — a structure with habitable floors — in the country).

1963 (August): Reginald Bennett MP raises a question in the Houses of Parliament about how contractors will remove the crane from the tower's top, once construction is complete.

1964 (15 July): The tower tops out. The final piece of cement is poorly smoothed over by minister Geoffrey Rippon, prompting a labourer to say: "A bit out of practice he looks".

1964 (November): A man falls to his death from the tower, after walking past security checks unchallenged.

1965 (8 October): The tower is officially opened by Prime Minister Harold Wilson. Its dishes and antennae can handle 160,000 simultaneous telephone calls and up to 40 television channels through microwave radio.

Wilson's "white heat" of technology is now quoted on a mural beside the tower.1966 (17 May): Queen Elizabeth II visits the tower and has a very high tea with unlikely companions Tony Benn (then Postmaster General) and Sir William "Billy" Butlin (of seaside resort fame). Butlin owned the rights to operate the tower's revolving restaurant).

1966 (19 May): The tower is opened to the public for the first time. Those who couldn't afford to dine in Butlin's 120-seat revolving restaurant could still visit the viewing galleries for 4s (2s for children).

1968 (18 April): The first race up the tower's 814 steps is contested between UCL and Edinburgh University. The latter won, with the lead competitor ascending the stairs in 4 minutes 46 seconds.

1971: The tower appears on Ordnance Survey maps, contrary to the rumour that it was always left off as a state secret.

1971: As if to reinforce its hold on the popular imagination, the tower was this year destroyed by a giant kitten in The Goodies episode "Kitten Kong".

Not based on actual events1971 (June): A 26-year-old from Hampstead was refused access to the tower and proceeded to spray tear gas into the lift attendant's face. On trial, she would later claim "I can't explain how it happened and I assure you it will never happen again."

1971 (31 October): A bomb explodes in the roof of the men's toilets in the Top of the Tower restaurant. Nobody is injured, but it effectively put an end to casual use of the observation decks (though the restaurant would reopen). The blast was blamed variously on far-left anarchists The Angry Brigade and the IRA, although the latter denied involvement and nobody was ever charged. Many people were observed collecting "souvenir" shards of glass and other debris from the roadway.

1977 (7 August): In the tower's most unusual experiment in communication, Matthew Manning transmits a "psychic message" from the tower to readers of the Sunday Mirror. Using thoughtwaves alone, he projected a number, a colour and a shape across the nation. Just "one in four people who wrote in about it" afterwards claimed to have got "at least one" of his signals right, although the Mirror reckoned the result was staggering.

1980: Butlin's lease on the restaurant ends, and public access is curtailed. In the same year, the tower was eclipsed by the 183 metre NatWest Tower (now Tower 42) as the country's tallest. Around the same time, the building became increasingly known as the British Telecom Tower (which would later become BT Tower after privatisation).

1984 (25 December): Noel Edmonds broadcasts a special Christmas morning show from the top of the tower, in what would become an annual tradition. Will he be tempted back for the 40th anniversary in 2024?

1993: Labour MP Kate Hoey wrongly states in the House of Commons that the tower is a state secret and never appears on maps.

The view from the top at dusk, with the tower's shadow acting as a sundial2003: The tower is given Grade II listed status, which it still holds. This would later cause a bit of a headache when defunct equipment needed to be taken down.

2006: The UK Centre for Ecology and Hydrology installs an air-quality monitoring station now known as the BT Tower Observatory.

2009 (31 October): A wrap-around LED screen is installed around the 36th and 37th floors. It begins counting down the days until the London 2012 Olympics.

2010: A rare opportunity to ascend the tower becomes available during Open House weekend. 35,000 people register interest for the 500 available slots. The only other opportunities to visit are through occasional charity climbs, and by invitation to a private function.

2011 (September): C3PO actor Anthony Daniels flicks a switch, turning the tower into a giant lightsaber. It's a PR stunt to mark the release of the (then) complete Star Wars saga on Blue Ray.

The Olympic countdown reaches 500 days in March 20112011 (December): The tower undergoes another radical costume change, when the removal of the last of the dishes and antennae around its neck. Ever since, the bare concrete core has been visible.

2014 (24 October): Queen Elizabeth II sends her first ever tweet, which is displayed on the tower's LED screen.

2019 (April): The 360 degree LED display shows a Windows 7 error message for several days.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Giant Bubbles Have Appeared Outside The CheesegraterGood luck bursting them though...

Catch these huge bubbles at 122 Leadenhall Street till 10 February. © Atelier SisuUp For A Challenge This Year? Climb The Stairs To The Top Of The Walkie TalkieThat's 35 floors, or 896 stairs - all for charity. (sponsor)

London's Going Snowdrop Crazy This Month - Here's Where To See ThemThe flower that's about to take over your Instagram feed.

Image: Myddelton House GardensThe Wonderful Pollock's Toy Museum Has ClosedBut the Fitzrovia venue is hoping to open elsewhere.

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Where To Watch The Six Nations 2023 In LondonWatch rugby greats battle it out at these pubs and bars.

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Two New Train Strike Dates In February Have Been AnnouncedASLEF union members across 15 train companies are striking.

A First Look At Canary Wharf Winter Lights 2023 In PhotosIncluding THAT floating Earth which has appeared in the docks.

Around London In 12 Rabbits (And Hares)Follow us down a rabbit hole.

What's The Huge 'Here We Come' Rainbow Thing That's Appeared At Brent Cross?And nope, it's not a roller coaster.

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So Fetch! An Immersive Mean Girls Cinema And Dining Experience Is Coming To LondonYou go, Glen Coco!

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Planning Approval Granted For London's New 'Garden In The SkyCamden Highline is go.

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London has had a Museum of Homelessness since 2015, but in summer 2023 it's getting a place of its own, in Finsbury Park. Co-founder Jess Turtle explains how this is not your ordinary museum.

Museum of Homelessness team outside what will be their new bricks and mortar museum in Finsbury Park. Image: Matt Turtle.Museum of Homelessness was set up and is run by people with experience of homelessness, so we do things a little differently.

You are more likely to find us on the street organising food and supplies for people rather than working behind a desk.

Our exhibitions are a little bit different too. At a Museum of Homelessness show you won't find objects behind glass or be asked to read labels. Instead, you'll experience live storytelling woven into an unforgettable experience. This is all designed and presented by people with experience of homelessness, showcasing the hidden talent, creativity and resourcefulness in our community.

Nell Hard performs at Secret Museum. Image: Anthony Luvera.For our most recent exhibition, Secret Museum, we made a hidden installation in tunnels underneath Waterloo station. Inside the museum were objects and stories from people who were homeless or working at the sharp edge of inequality during the pandemic.

To hear these precious stories, our audience had to find us! We left a trail of clues for them in the streets of London and people had an unforgettable experience. Secret Museum subsequently won Temporary or Touring Exhibition of the Year at the Museum and Heritage Awards, which was huge for us as a tiny organisation.

Museum of Homelessness founders, Jess and Matt Turtle outside Manor House Lodge, where the museum will be based for at least 10 years. Image: Anthony Luvera.We are doing three things simultaneously really. Documenting history and trying to change things for a better future whilst taking action today. In the last few years there have been some new museums founded that are setting up to change history. In London we have the Vagina Museum, the Museum of Neoliberalism and Queer Britain as well as us. I would say all of these are shaping history whilst documenting it. We are proud to be a part of this wave.

The Museum of Homelessness' mission has become more urgent. Not only are the numbers of people experiencing homelessness increasing but we are amid a real crisis, on so many levels. For example, through our Dying Homeless Project we documented a devastating 80% increase in deaths in our community (across the UK) over the last two years. People are really struggling. Since we set Museum of Homelessness up, we have seen how our community building, campaigning and creative work can save lives.

Museum of Homelessness volunteers doing outreach in the West End during the pandemic.It means everything to us to finally be opening our own building. We've achieved a lot in our seven years without a dedicated space, so we are excited to see what the community can do on our own site. In our search for a building we've been to many corners of London and this site was the one that stood out. We are grateful to Haringey Council for partnering with us and looking forward to working in Finsbury Park which has a radical history. The community are gathering for regular creative planning sessions whilst we wait for the site to be ready.

A Museum of Homelessness taskforce in Trafalgar Square on Christmas Morning.The new museum will have a focus on community activity. Having a site to put down roots in will allow us to do more, especially for residents of Haringey, Hackney and Islington.

For example, nearby is a hostel with 130 homeless families living in it; we want to make sure the site and its outdoor space can be a haven for those families. Thanks to our funders, we will be able to employ nine people with experience of homelessness in the new building to create and deliver our programme. We know that people who have been there are best placed to come up with solutions.

Together we will continue to fight the crisis head on.

The joy of bubbles on the trail to find The Secret Museum. Image: Lucinda MacPherson.The site — at Manor House Lodge in Finsbury Park — will be our home for at least 10 years, which gives us a real sense of security as London is so volatile — it's very difficult to find space if you are a small organisation. We can't wait to welcome our audience for a museum experience like no other.

People can expect small groups and a raw, intimate experience rather than sweeping galleries and imposing architecture. Research tells us that eight in 10 people think that homelessness is a serious problem and, in our experience, people want to help but don't always know how.

Manor House Lodge, which will soon be the Museum of Homeslessness. Image: Matt TurtleAs the homelessness crisis deepens, our visitors will be able to ask burning questions, discuss social issues and find out how they can take action.

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Just For Us is a 90-minute-but-so-effing-good-it-feels-like-60 stand-up show of epic laughs. Image: Tristan Eaton.Until now, the funniest riff on a Jewish family throwing themselves with general bewilderment into Christmas festivities must've been in the sitcom Friday Night Dinner. After seeing Alex Edelman, I'll have to reconsider.

In his 90-minute-but-so-effing-good-it-feels-like-60 stage show Just For Us, the boyish Boston-born comic recalls when he was seven-years-old, his mum announced they were hosting an impromptu Christmas for her freshly-bereaved friend. A tree goes up (in the garage, his orthodox dad won't have it in the house). There is thrilling talk of a cookie-scoffing fat man who dishes out Walkmans. And somewhere in the middle of his sixth Christmas film of the day, it dawns on the young Edelman he's being fobbed off with Hanukkah — it is the Diet Coke to Christmas's black tar opium.

This joyous bundle of belly-laughs is merely one in a feast of tangential side dishes, featuring an Olympian bobsledding brother, a sign language-speaking gorilla — and infused with a slew of Jackie Mason-calibre Jewish gags ("Judaism," quips Edelman, "is the Hotel California of religions. You can never leave.")

The main course in Just For Us, though, has Edelman spin a yarn about how he decided — on a potentially lethal whim, mind — to infiltrate a white supremacist meet-up in Queens. He swans in, eats their muffins, chats up their womenfolk. And in what comes as a shock even to himself, he starts handing out free marketing advice.

Why in the name of Yahweh would a Jewish man plonk himself in a semi-circle (or as Edelman puts it, an 'anti-Semite circle') of boneheaded nazis? Cynics would say to mine material for a stand-up show — and if that's the case, fair play to him, because the comedian has come away with the motherlode. Scattering bar stools around the stage to represent characters, he puts on what's essentially a one-man play, in which a cartoon version of himself blithely prods at the Bluto-ish fascists. Like a clueless Louis Theroux, he ponders whether he might be the hero that the world needs right now, and, more importantly, if it might be OK to date a racist if they're really, really pretty.

White male privilege; the rise of mainstream fascism — Just For Us has some heavy duty lifting to do; yet Edelman handles it with unerring nimbleness. Certainly, there's none of that stopping 10 minutes before the end, to say something shocking or profound. Here is a masterfully-structured, endlessly funny narrative comedy from soup to nuts. And while I don't keep a list of 'best callbacks ever', if I did, the knockout punchline to this show would be on it.

A Netflix special surely beckons.

Alex Edelman: Just For Us, Menier Chocolate Factory, until 26 February.

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Winnie Imara from Heritage & Honour Collection selects her London heroes. Image: April Alexander As a young Black woman, when I research historical figures and find out the impact they have made (specifically Black women) — and especially if I didn't know about them before — it feels like finding a piece to a missing puzzle. In some way it's like I'm getting to know more about me, my own history.

I run the Heritage & Honour Collection, a creative social enterprise documenting and celebrating Black women in British history from 1500-1999. We provide creative workshops with Black history for organisations, schools, museums and universities.

Here, I have compiled a list of 10 historical Black women who lived in London, worked in London, performed in London, grew up in London — or made their own individual mark in London in their own way.

I specifically chose these women because they were all the FIRST to walk the streets of London in their fields, and to trail-blaze the paths for those who came after. I hope this encourages further research into their inspiring journey, and impact on London.

  1. Claudia Jones - Carnival founderClaudia Jones played a central role in founding the Notting Hill Carnival. Image: public domainA Trinidadian and Tobagonian journalist, Claudia Jones arrived in London in 1955, where she joined community groups in support of the Black African & Caribbean community. She founded Britain's first major Black newspaper, the West Indian Gazette, in 1958, and played a central role in founding the Notting Hill Carnival, the second-largest annual carnival in the world. She was also a champion for women's rights and once shared the advice: "no peace can be obtained if any women, especially those who are oppressed and impoverished, are left out of the conversation."

  2. Kofoworola Abeni Pratt - NHS nurseAlthough her father didn't agree with her pursuing a career in nursing, Kofoworola Abeni Pratt — born in Lagos, in 1915 — was adamant. In 1946, She moved to England to study at the Nightingale School at St Thomas' Hospital, London. She qualified as a state registered nurse in 1949, becoming the first known Black nurse to work in the newly-minted NHS. As Richard Bates from Nottingham University writes, Pratt encountered racism from the very patients she was trying to help, with at least one refusing to be tended to by her. Such was Pratt's kindness and tenacity, they ended up on friendly terms. She became an inspiration to many others who took on a career in the NHS, receiving a slew of honours, including the Order of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Florence Nightingale Medal.

  3. Sybil Phoenix - community workerThe Marsha Phoenix Memorial Trust was founded in 1979, by Guyana-born Sybil Phoenix — and to this day, provides shelter and support for homeless young women in south London. Phoenix has dedicated her life to community work, providing support for unwanted children in the borough of Lewisham. Her inspiring outlook resulted in her being the first Black woman ever to be awarded the MBE.

  4. Una Marson - activist, writer, producer, presenterUna Marson compered the radio show Calling the West Indies. Image: public domainUna Marson was a Jamaican feminist, activist and writer — producing poems, plays and radio programmes. She travelled to London in 1932 and became the first Black woman to be employed by the BBC during the second world war. Here, she produced various programmes, one of which was Calling the West Indies, a show she also presented. The programme was pivotal in introducing Caribbean figures and culture to Britain — as such, Marson was a pioneering voice of her time in the broadcasting industry, quite literally.

  5. Beryl Gilroy - psychotherapist and writerAn educator, novelist and poet, Beryl Gilroy was born in Guyana, earned a first-class diploma in teaching in 1945, then came to London in 1951 as part of the Windrush generation. She spent most of her years writing, teaching, and improving education — working primarily with Black women and children as a psychotherapist. In 1969, she became one of the first Black head teachers in London, in the borough of Camden. Her children's books are said to be some of the first representations of Black London too, with The Guardian describing her as "one of Britain's most significant post-war Caribbean migrants".

  6. Cleo Sylvestre - actorCleo Sylvestre's debut West End performance at Wyndham's Theatre came with a pleasant surprise; as she sat in her dressing room post-show, none other than Laurence Olivier — one of her stage heroes — came knocking at the door to congratulate her on her performance.

Born in north London and studying at Camden School for Girls, Cleo was told by a teacher there were "no coloured" roles for actors. This only made her more determined to pursue such a career, and she successfully went on to perform in various theatres in London and notable TV shows, including the seminal Cathy Come Home. Sylvestre is also thought to be the first Black woman ever to play a leading role at the National Theatre in London.

  1. Althea McNish - textiles artistTropic, dress fabric, designed by Althea McNish for Ascher Ltd.,1959, England. © Victoria and Albert Museum, LondonAs a child, McNish would help her mum with her dressmaking business by doing sketches — a talent that would later flower into her own career. She became a junior member of the Trinidad Arts Society, which led to her first exhibition at the age of just 16. It's perhaps no wonder that McNish would later become the first Black British textile designer to earn an international reputation. McNish moved to London with her mum in the 1950s, becoming a part of various communities and movements as well studying at London School of Printing and Graphic Arts, the Central School of Arts and Crafts, and the Royal College of Art. In 1966, McNish designed fabrics for the official wardrobe of Queen Elizabeth II, during the monarch's visit to Trinidad.

  2. Sislin Fay Allen - police constableWindrusher Sislin Fay Allen was the first Black woman police constable in the United Kingdom, serving in the Metropolitan Police in London from 1968 to 1972. Her first job in the force was at Fell Road police station in Croydon, and Sislin shared that on her first day she almost broke a leg trying to run from reporters; in that moment she realised that she was a history maker. She didn’t set out to make history though — she'd just wanted a change of direction. In 2020, Allen received a lifetime achievement award from the National Black Police Association.

  3. Janet Adegoke - mayorBorn in the town of Ibadan in Nigeria, Janet Adegoke moved to England at the age of 19 to study nursing. For 12 years she was well known for her role as Secretary of the Emlyn Gardens Tenants' Association, before joining the council at Hammersmith. She was founding member of the Hammersmith African Link, supporting Africans in the borough, and later became the first Black African woman to be mayor of a London borough — elected Mayor of Hammersmith and Fulham in 1987.

  4. Lubaina Himid - artistZanzibar-born Himid became one of the first artists involved in the UK's Black art movement in the 1980s, and continues to create activist art shown in galleries in Britain, and worldwide. In 2017 she became the oldest artist, and first Black woman, to scoop the Turner Prize. Himid has always been bold with her art, always working outside the box. She has described herself as being "unspeakably ambitious" and previously shared in an interview: "I want people to think: 'If she can do it, then it must be possible for me to do it, too.'"

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© Hayes Davidson-JCFO-vPPRThe first phase of a new elevated garden in north London has received planning approval.

The Camden Highline will repurpose 1.2km of disused railway track between Camden Town and King's Cross — and the first section, between Camden Gardens and Royal College Street, can now go ahead.

The first section now has planning permission. © Camden Highline. Click or tap for larger version.Two further sections are still awaiting planning approval. The first runs from Royal College Street to Camley Way, and the second from Camley Way up to York Way, around the back of King's Cross station. Eventually, they'll all join up to form one continuous walking route, around eight metres above the ground.

©JCFO Edible GardenAs we reported in 2022, the Camden Highline is intended to act as a new visitor attraction for London, as well as offering a new route for local people to get around, and increasing biodiversity in the area. The lead architects on the project are James Corner Field Operations, who were the designers of the New York High Line, a similar project repurposing disused railway on Manhattan's West Side.

The site before work begins. © Camden HighlineAllotments, a children's play zone, and balconies overlooking the street below all feature in the design.

When will the Camden Highline open? The full planned route. © Camden Highline. Click or tap for larger version.Don't lace up your walking boots yet — the project still has a way to go. Although the first section has received planning permission, the Camden Highline charity is now looking for financial backers to help out with the £14m cost of the first section of the project, and get construction work under way. 2025 is being given as a provisional opening date for this first section.

Keep up to date on the Camden Highline website.

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The Bakerloo line will likely be affected by strike action on 4 and 11 February. Photo: Matt BrownBakerloo line staff will strike on two Saturdays in February, the ASLEF union has announced.

On Saturday 4 and Saturday 11 February, ASLEF members on the Bakerloo line will not be working. The industrial action is being taken due to a dispute over plans to allow trains to park up in sidings and depots at the end of the route without anyone first checking whether any passengers are still on board.

ASLEF claims that managers want to remove these checks as part of cost-cutting measures, saying that it would put passengers and staff at risk.

The extent of the effect that this strike action will have on the Bakerloo line — and possible knock-on effects on other lines — isn't yet known.

The ASLEF union has already announced train strikes for earlier that same week. Staff at 14 train operating companies nationally will be on strike on Wednesday 1 and Friday 3 February. Some companies including Southeastern, Southern and Thameslink have already said they won't be running any services on these days if the strikes go ahead.

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A giant hare in Berkeley Square. A temporary sculpture by Sophie Ryder, 2020Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!

Harbingers of Easter, scourge of the cabbage patch, notoriously breedy... rabbits are everywhere and nowhere. It's rare to glimpse a wild rabbit in inner London, yet they pop up in sculpture and memorial when you least expect it. Here are 12 rabbits and hares we've discovered on our explorations of the capital. Follow us down the rabbit hole...

See also: Around London in 12 elephants - Around London in 12 dragons - Around London in 13 tigers - Around London in 11 swans - Around London in 11 horses

  1. Actual, live, real rabbitsBefore we get onto sculptures and the like, it should be noted that genuine living, breathing rabbits aren't exactly hard to find. Walk any section of the London LOOP around outer London and you're sure to glimpse a bunny in the wild. London's many city farms are also good places to look. The cute pair above are perhaps London's most central rabbits (excluding pets). You'll find them in Coram's Fields in Bloomsbury (but you'll need a kid to get in to this family space).

  2. Pan's rabbitsKensington Gardens' much-loved, if slightly underwhelming, statue of Peter Pan comes with a whole ecosystem of supporters. The conical base is decorated with all manner of fairyfolk and woodland creatures... among them, a family of rabbits.

  3. Peter RabbitBeatrix Potter's thieving lagomorph might be more at home in the Lake District, but his genesis was in London. The author was born in the capital and wrote her tales of mild bunny peril here, too. Supposedly, she got her inspiration from the names on gravestones in Brompton Cemetery. Kids can enjoy a meet-and-greet with Peter and his friends (and venture into Mr Todd's lair) at the Willows Activity Farm (pictured), just north of the M25.

  4. Rabbitwoman and DogmanThis enigmatic duo make regular appearances across London (and, indeed, the world). Rabbitwoman and Dogman are recurring characters portrayed by sculptors Gillie and Marc. The big-eared friends don't yet have a permanent home in London, but recent high-profile installations include this coffee-themed piece in Spitalfields Market, a motorbike and sidecar version which replaced the above, and most famously the animal banquet in Paternoster Square. The hard-working artists were also behind the 2022 chimp cavalcade in More London, and the lion sculptures at Waterloo. Marc and Gillie are not the only sculptors enchanted by lagomorphs. The most famous is undoubtedly Barry Flanagan, whose works include "Leaping Hare and Crescent Bell" in Broadgate. (As chance would have it, one Bud Flanagan was born down the road in Spitalfields, and formed one half of music hall duo Flanagan and Allen, famous for singing... Run Rabbit Run.)

  5. The "White Rabbit"The most famous White Rabbit is undoubtedly the tardy one from Alice in Wonderland. To see a sculptural version of that bunny (and Alice), head to Guildford. Curiously, London's Guildford Street contains two White Rabbits. The first we already met at Coram's Fields (see 'number 1'), but another is mentioned on this English Heritage Blue Plaque. It marks the former home of the SOE secret agent F.F.E. Yeo-Thomas — a man so mysterious that even his name looks like a secret code. Yeo-Thomas operated under cover in Occupied and Vichy France, until he was captured, tortured and imprisoned. His codename of White Rabbit was bestowed by the Gestapo.

  6. The mysterious white rabbit of BarnesOther white rabbits are available... We filmed this traffic-saluting bunny in Barnes, back in 2017. He apparently still makes an appearance on the first day of every month, like an al fresco version of The Masked Singer. The rabbit has since been unmasked as Spike Mclarrity, who recently gained a PhD. What's up, Doc?

  7. Bugs BunnySpeaking of which... Undoubtedly the most photographed rabbit in London, thanks to its prominent location in Leicester Square, must be this likeness of Bugs Bunny. Bugs is one of around a dozen iconic movie characters on long-term display in the square.

  8. Street art rabbitsThis handsome piece is unmistakably the work of Belgian street artist ROA. His animal-based murals have long been a joy to discover across London. This hare decorated a side wall in Hackney Road from 2010 until 2018, when an infill development erased it from the street. That said, it may still survive behind the new building. As this shot on Streetview shows, the mural was still intact while the new frontage was going up. Perhaps it'll be rediscovered in decades to come. Street art, by its very nature, comes and goes with the caprice of a cottontail. Other pieces we've spotted around town include this wonderful Alice in Wonderland piece by Zabou, and this anonymous paste-up near Aldgate (both now gone).

  9. A different kind of BunnyThe Nubian Jak organisation puts up some of the most wonderful plaques in London, commemorating Black or minority ethnic (in Britain) people, whose stories may not always be in the mainstream consciousness. In this case, the dedicatees are household names as, collectively, Bob Marley and the Wailers. The group's name comes from singer/percussionist Bunny Wailer, who's listed on this plaque alongside Marley and fellow Wailer Peter Tosh. The plaque can be found at the former studios of Island Records on Basing Street, Notting Hill. Marley has several other plaques across London, but this is the only one to namecheck Bunny.

  10. The hare of HarefieldThe village of Harefield in the extreme north-west of Greater London is not named after hares — more likely it comes from an Old English word denoting a military encampment. That said, its commendable village sign contains a rampant hare leaping through the bowels of the Earth. (The inclusion of Australia on the globe refers to the famous Harefield Hospital, which treated Antipodean soldiers in the first world war.)

  11. The hare and minotaurIf you thought London's only minotaur sculpture was in the Barbican, think again. Another bovine bloke can be found in the Wood Wharf development, east of Canary Wharf. Our horned friend enjoys an unlikely assignation with a gigantic hare, and the two share a bench. The installation is the work of artist Sophie Ryder (whose massive hare sculpture can be seen at the start of this article), and is a copy of one that's stood in Cheltenham for 20 years.

  12. Rabbit runsAnd to finish, a couple of London roads are named after our fecund friends. Rabbit Row can be found immediately south-east of Notting Hill Gate station, while Rabbits Road is out in Aldersbrook (Newham/Redbridge borders), near the City of London Cemetery.

All images by the author, except for the Streetview images in number 12.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Guinness Homes.

Living in London can sometimes feel like one big hit on the wallet. But when it comes to buying a home, Shared Ownership makes securing your very own corner of the capital easier than ever.

Getting a foot onto London’s lofty property ladder is precisely the deal at Signal Park, a leafy new development in Kingston-upon-Thames. On offer? A collection of one-, two- and three-bedroom apartments. Each is kitted out to the nines, lies minutes from a commuter-friendly railway line, and can be purchased flexibly with ownership shares between 25-75% available.

Apartments are ready to move into this summer, so here’s your chance to get ahead of the crowds. Read on for the nitty gritty (and some of the perks too)…

What is Shared Ownership?Simply, Shared Ownership allows first-time buyers to purchase a percentage of the property rather than stumping up the full cost. At Signal Park, shares start from 25%. That means you could secure a one-bed apartment from as little as £88,125 (£352,500), a two-bed from £116,250 (£465,000), or a three-bed from £145,000 (£580,000).

To start, you can buy up to 75% of the property with Guinness Homes owning the remainder. You’ll pay a mortgage for the part you own, rent on the part you don’t, plus a service charge. Regardless of much you’re able to afford up front, it’s your home. Decorate your heart out! Plus, you have the freedom to buy or sell more shares over time.

What’s in your new home?Signal Park’s high spec apartments feature open plan layouts and oodles of natural light. The spacious kitchen, which adjoins the dining and living areas, comes complete with integrated Zanussi appliances (yes, including a dishwasher) so everything’s ready for you to whip up your first meal.

Special touches likes recessed downlights, fitted wardrobes, natural stone tiling and heated towel rails really turn the house into a home. Meanwhile, the tasteful colour scheme allows plenty of room for you to make your mark. And if that weren’t enough, every single one of Signal Park's 211 apartments comes with a private outdoor space or balcony! Fresh herbs, anyone?

Where is Signal Park?Tolworth is located in the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, an increasingly popular neighbourhood for first-time buyers and upsizers alike. As a regeneration area, this pocket of south west London boasts open spaces, excellent facilities and top transport links. In fact, Signal Park lies a three-minute stroll from Tolworth Station – zipping you straight to London Waterloo in 31 minutes.

But you may wish to stay put at the weekend. Tolworth Court Farm Fields is a lovely Local Nature Reserve within walking distance of your new apartment. Or, hop on a bike. In 10 minutes you’ll be pedalling beside the River Thames, ready to explore the picturesque promenades and riverside restaurants this part of London is known for.

Hampton Court and Bushy Park await across the water, bringing a further 2,000 acres of green space to your doorstep. However, Signal Park’s own podium gardens offer a welcome slice of tranquility even closer to home. Safe to say, when it comes to a fresh air fix, you’ll be spoilt for choice.

Visit the Signal Park website to find out more, organise a viewing and register your interest today.

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20 Fluorescent FirsFree illuminations festival Winter Lights is back in Canary Wharf, with a trail of 21 glowing artworks and installations to track down. They're located both inside and outside buildings around the Canary Wharf area, and you can download a map to help you find them.

On a very chilly opening night, we ventured around all of the artworks — some have been here in previous years, while others are new to Canary Wharf for 2023. There are significantly more signs and stewards to help people out along the route than in previous years too — we've always found it a bit challenging to track down all the artworks in the past, so that's a definite improvement.

Take a look at what to expect at Canary Wharf Winter Lights 2023 — we've included the numbers of each artwork as noted on the map, to help you find them:

4 Permafrost - Sleeping Giants by Fisheye#7 Captivated by Colour by Camille Walala#22 Floating Earth by Luke Jerram#9 Fragmented Appearances by Gertjan Adema#14 Out of the Dark by Tom Lambert#14 Out of the Dark by Tom Lambert#16 Anima by ELISAVA#17 Toroid by This is Loop#17 Toroid by This is LoopLighbenches 'Classic' by LBO Lichtbank#19 Emergence by This is Loop#19 Emergence by This is LoopCanary Wharf Winter Lights 2023 takes place every night, 5pm-10pm, until Saturday 28 January. It's completely free to visit.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity.

Run all the way from the street to the Sky GardenHave you got what it takes to run or walk up the 35 floors, or 896 stairs, of 20 Fenchurch Street, from street level to the Sky Garden?

What if we said it's for charity...?

The Walkie Talkie Tower Climb is just that: a fundraising challenge which sees participants walking or running the entire height of the building, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity, which helps seriously ill children at the London hospital.

If you've been looking for a new challenge to tackle in 2023, this could well be it. Obviously, it's a fairly physical undertaking, so offers you something to train for and work towards — ideal if your New Year's resolution is to improve your fitness and get moving a bit more this year. You can sprint, run, or even walk up the stairs, so you don't have to be super-fit to sign up.

Plus, it's a great way to help a very worthwhile charity too, if that's also on your 2023 to-do list.

You've got until March to prepare yourself, and you don't have to go it alone. Rope in family, friends or colleagues and sign up as a team, or register to take part solo, and have your family and friends waiting to meet you at the top.

Everyone taking part is asked to raise a minimum of £250 for Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity. There's a small registration fee too, which includes a t-shirt and timing chip.

The views make it all worth itAs well as basking in the glow of knowing you've helped seriously ill children (and improved your fitness while doing so), you'll receive a celebratory drink at the top, to enjoy while taking in the seriously impressive views of London from the Sky Garden. You'll also get a medal to take home with you — all included in the registration fee.

Up for the challenge? The Walkie Talkie Tower Climb 2023 takes place on 4 March 2023. Find out more and sign up now.

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So this is a thing now. Image: Jason HawkesDriving or Thameslinking past Brent Cross, your eyes may well be drawn to a new landmark taking the form of a prismatically-hued slipper bath, with 'HERE WE COME' stamped on the side.

So what have we got here then: a roller coaster? The home of an LGBTQ+ footie team? The world's biggest Pringles lunchbox holder thingy?

The full title is: Here we come, here we rise. Image: John SturrockIn fact this is an artistic 'wrap' (or 'fence', if you prefer), designed by architectural studio and wanton users of grammar IF_DO, alongside British-Ugandan London-based artist Lakwena (who's clearly in her ascendecny at the moment, having just done a collab with Beefeater gin).

And the unspeakable thing it's wrapped around? A new substation — plonked here to power the huge regeneration project going down — and which of course, no one in their right mind wants to see. Which is why that wrap reaches up to 21 metres tall.

Not a roller coaster. Although they should look into doing that. Image: John SturrockThe full message on the installation is in fact 'HERE WE COME, HERE WE RISE', which we're told "reflects the ambition to inspire and bring people together in the local community."

This is not the first time a substation has been camouflaged with rainbow colours. In 1996, the shiny stainless steel cube at Elephant and Castle that is the Faraday Memorial went iridescent, after a Blue Peter viewer won a competition to light it up.

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Pollock's Toy Museum has closed its doors, but will hopefully reappear elsewhere in London. Image: duncan cumming via creative commonsAnyone who's been to Pollock's Toy Museum can't have failed to have been enchanted by the array of retro robots and Matchbox cars, flooded with nostalgia at the sight of Sooty puppets... and — let's face it — felt a little uneasy in the rooms inhabited by vintage dolls, all of them shooting you glassy stares.

Pollock's is one of those higgledy piggledy museums of another era, where you navigate creaky staircases to discover room after crooked room lovingly stuffed with toys, teddies and games that've made a lot of children very happy over decades and even centuries.

Wanna feel old? Sooty started out in 1948! Image: LondonistSo it's with a heavy heart that we report Pollock's has closed its doors with immediate effect. A statement on the website explains that this closure is owing to "a change in circumstances regarding the ownership of the buildings", meaning that it isn't sustainable for the museum to carry on at its Scala Street address, which is just around the corner from Goodge Street station.

As for the toys, says the museum, they've been put in temporary storage.

However, it sounds like this could just be au revoir — because the museum also reports that it is actively seeking a new, long-term home for the collection where it can once again welcome visitors. And on that note, they are seeking storage space at a favourable rate (get in touch if you can help). You can also make a donation towards Pollock's future on the museum website.

Image: LondonistThe museum is especially well-known for its collection of toy theatres, and in fact, that's how Pollock's started out — printing and selling these cardboard creations, from the 1860s until it closed as a commercial business in 1952. Enter Marguerite Fawdry, who bought out all the stock, and set up a shop-museum in Covent Garden, which later moved to Scala Street, where it's been since 1969.

We shot a video at Pollock's a few years back, and enjoyed every second of it.

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That's so fetch!Calling all Plastics, Varsity Jocks and JV Cheerleaders: an immersive screening of Mean Girls is coming to London this February.

19 years (!) since Cady Heron first set foot in the corridors of North Shore High School and introduced us to The Burn Book, the limit for fun events themed on this fetch film apparently does not exist.

Across two weekends, special 'Galentine's' dining and screening experiences take place, with six dishes and drinks served at specific times within the film to coincide with the on-screen action. The 'eat what you see' menu includes chicken kiev (Ed's note: kyiv, surely?) with potato dauphinoise and thyme butter broccoli — wait, is butter a carb? — as well a baked goats cheese with honey and burnt chilli orange, and a peanut butter fudge brownie with vanilla ice cream inspired by Regina George's Kalteen bars.

'Cool mums' can knock back a pineapple whiskey cocktail and strawberry daiquiri too.

If toaster strudel doesn't make an appearance on the menu though, we don't think Gretchen Wiener's father would be too pleased to hear about this.

It may not be Wednesday (or October 3rd), but you're still encouraged to wear pink to the screenings — though do check your ESPN for rain when planning your outfit. Smelling like a baby prostitute is optional...

Mean Girls Immersive Cinema and Dining Experience takes place on 11, 12, 18 and 19 February, with two screenings each day. The venue is The Refinery City Point on Moorgate, and tickets are £75 per person, and go on sale at 9am on Thursday 29 January. Meat, vegetarian and vegan options will be available.

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This is the 51st time that The King's Army commemorate the execution of Charles I.30 January marks a grim date in the annals of London history.

On this day in 1649, King Charles I was led from St James's Palace to Banqueting House on Whitehall, in front of which he was beheaded, thus drawing a gory line under the English Civil War.

Some of the proclamations of loyalty to Charles may sound strange, seeing as we have a King Charles again.For the past half century, The King's Army — a royalist branch of the English Civil War Society — has commemorated what they call "His Majestie's horrid murder", and on Sunday 29 January 2023, they return for their 51st parade.

Wherever your own monarchist loyalties lie, this is a chance to experience a touch of time travel in central London.The full-costumed march — think dozens of volunteers in royalist costumes, mounted troops and weapons — traces the short final journey of the King, as he was escorted to the scaffold.

A (somewhat gruesome) contemporary German print of the execution of Charles I outside Banqueting House. Image: public domain.The reenactment group forms near St James's Palace, on the Mall in period funeral dress at around 11.15am. Then, at 11.30am, they proceed to Horse Guard's Parade for a commemorative service — in which a wreath is laid at Banqueting House. (It's a well-known, if disputed piece of London trivia that a black mark at 2pm on the clock above Horse Guards signifies the the time that the axe fell on Charles' neck.)

The procession isn't just soldiers, either.Next, the army — now changed into battle dress — retrace the route back to St James's Palace, beating drums, flying the King's colours and proclaiming their loyalty to him. (This may all sound a little strange in 2023, given that we once again have a King Charles.)

On 29 January, central London time travels back to 1649.Wherever your own monarchist loyalties lie, this is a chance to experience a touch of time travel in central London — and it's free, too. If you really are a dyed in the wool republican, you can always feast on a calve's head instead.

March in Commemoration of Charles I, starts on the Mall around 11am, Sunday 29 January 2023, free, just turn up.

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This year's Six Nations kicks off on 4 February running until 18 March. Image: ShutterstockLooking for places to watch the Six Nations 2023 in London? We can help you out there.

This year's Six Nations kicks off on 4 February running until 18 March. That's a whole month and a half of mauls, rucks, offsides and tries to soak. And if you weren't lucky enough to nab a ticket to a match, there are loads of fan spaces, boozers and bars across the capital where you can watch this year's Six Nations Championships unfold. Here's our pick of the best.

4TheFans at Oval Space, Bethnal GreenRevellers outside Oval Space. Image: DesignMyNightGiant anti-glare screens, a stonking great soundsystem, and appearances from rugby legends; 4TheFans aren't mucking about with their pop-up fan park at Oval Space. You can catch all five England games at the Bethnal Green venue, and early bird tickets start at £16.05. That includes food and your choice of a beer, cider, wine, or soft drink. We're also promised programmes 'full of banter' — basically if you're up for a Six Nations partay, this is one to seriously consider.

4TheFans at Oval Space

The Prince, West BromptonThis rugby-centric west London pub is screening all the Six Nations action, with the bonus of Guinness food specials, competitions and events running throughout the tournament. If you're a devotee of the Black Stuff (Guinness sponsors the tournament), then look into reserving a table soon.

The Prince, West Brompton

Peckham Levels, PeckhamPeckham Levels is screening all the Six Nations actionCar-park-turned-trendy-hangout Peckham Levels has screens dotted about its cavernous space, and they're broadcasting every Six Nations match this Feb and March — head to Level 6 when you arrive. Plenty of drinks to wet your whistle, while the food offering includes Korean street eats, Neapolitan pizza, fried plantain... you name it.

Peckham Levels, Peckham

The Vine, Kentish TownCome for the Six Nations, stay for the shuffleboard at this fun north London boozer, which is screening everything from the first kick-off, to the final broken nose. If you don't want to find yourself standing, you'll be wanting to book a seat pronto.

The Vine, Kentish Town

Boxpark, Shoreditch, Wembley & CroydonBoxpark never fails to go big for major sporting events. Image: Boxpark WembleyBoxpark goes hard with its sports events, and this year, all three venues (Shoreditch, Croydon and Wembley) are screening every single Six Nations match, which you can get stuck into alongside copious amounts of superb street food (plus pints of not-quite-so-superb Doombar).

There are various levels of entry: free (which doesn't guarantee you entry), £7.97 (which gets you a drink and guaranteed entry), and a 'VIP' table for up to eight people, with food and drink — north of £200. Whichever you plump for, make sure you book ahead.

Boxpark Shoreditch, Croydon and Wembley

The Princess of Wales, BlackheathA favourite haunt of rugby supporters south of the river, the Princess of Wales stokes up quite the atmosphere come Six Nation matchdays — and in 2023 it's once again screening every second of the action. The pub (which does some great beers from the likes of Tiny Rebel and SALT) recommends you book a table to secure a seat, and who are we to argue.

The Princess of Wales, Blackheath

Belleville Brewing, Wandsworth CommonJust don't ask for a Guinness.A smart little south London brewery with the Londonist seal of approval, the folks at Belleville Brewing Co are big fans of the rugger — screening all of the Six Nations action in their taproom. It's not a huge space, so unsurprisingly gets booked up. Email taproom@bellevillebrewing to reserve a spot, and guarantee yourself liquid sustenance that's far more thrilling than a Guinness.

Belleville Brewing Co, Wandsworth

Flat Iron, London BridgeYou can just show up to watch a game on the big screens at Flat Iron, or book a table/drinks package if you're a group. Bear in mind, some tables are in the taproom, while others are outside. Garden tables are covered (protecting you from rain), but you'll certainly want to wrap up if you're going al fresco.

Flat Iron, London Bridge

Faltering Fullback, Finsbury Park One of London's finest rugby pubs. Faltering FullbackThis Finsbury Park favourite promises a good time all year long, and in our eyes it's one of London's best rugby pubs. The Faltering Fullback is an Irish boozer through and through, so while it's not one for those planning on draping themselves in St George's Flag, it's a brilliant option for anyone cheering on the boys in green. Line your stomach with a cracking Thai curry as you watch, and be sure to come out for air during half time — the pub boasts one of the best (and most bonkers) beer gardens in London, spread across three treehouse-esque levels. Though they haven't yet announced specific details for Six Nations screenings, we'd be shocked if they don't show the matches. Also worth noting that they don't take bookings, so you'll want to get there in plenty of time.

Faltering Fullback, Finsbury Park

Three Compasses, DalstonAlso starring as one of our fave footie pubs, the Three Compasses likes to go old school, rolling down projector screens for major sports events — and that, naturally, includes the Six Nations. Tables can be booked, but jamming yourself into a half-person sized space by the bar can be fun too, if you're in the right mood for it.

Three Compasses, Dalston

Greenwood, Victoria + sister pubs across LondonPremium sports lounge Greenwood's wealth of giant HD screens — the upstairs lounge alone has seven of them — makes it perfect for anyone who cares about getting a properly decent view of the match. What's more, it seems they're screening all the Six Nations action. Fair warning, though, it can get very busy, so getting down early is recommended in order to secure a seat. Better still, book a table or area while they're available.

Greenwood, Victoria. Other similar bars in this chain are Redwood (London Bridge), Broadleaf (Old Street), Westwood (Wood Lane) and Long Arm Pub & Brewery (Shoreditch).

The Cabbage Patch, Twickenham The world's most famous rugby pub? Image: The Cabbage PatchLocated a stone's throw from Twickenham Stadium, The Cabbage Patch claims to be the most famous rugby pub in the world. There's plenty of rugby memorabilia for you to eyeball in the lead up/post match, as well as an enviable offering of single malt whiskies behind the bar (great for celebrating victory, or mourning defeat). Note: on the days England are playing, expect the atmosphere to be very... English.

The Cabbage Patch, Twickenham

The Orange Tree, RichmondA hop across the Thames from the Cabbage Patch is the Orange Tree, which bills itself as THE pub to watch rugby. There's certainly going to be one hell of an atmosphere in there this Feb/March. You can only reserve for dining (not drinks) on certain Six Nations match days — if that's the case, prepare either to show up soon after opening, or otherwise book yourself in for the Rugby Set Menu.

The Orange Tree, Richmond

Pub on the Park, London FieldsThere are seven big screens at Pub on the Park, none of which will be any use if there's a guy stood in front of your with his arms aloft. Image: Pub on the ParkThe most aptly named pub in London — it's a pub that's on the corner of a park (London Fields to be precise) — is an excellent choice for Six Nations fans. It's got an infinite number of big screens (well, seven), and will be showing every game of the tournament. Just remember when you book a table to tell them it's specifically for the sports, lest you end up having to watch it on your phone.

Pub on the Park, London Fields

Big Penny Social, WalthamstowRoom for a little one? There's actually space for 1,400 to watch each match at Big Penny Social.Humungous bar/entertainment space Big Penny Social is hoping rugby fans will flood through its doors over Feb/March. There's definitely space for them — what with its 1,400 capacity. Don't worry about squinting to see the action; that'll be shown on two mahoosive HD screens. Over 20 beers are available on tap, and there's food too. Entry's free, but it's very much worth booking a table.

Big Penny Social, Walthamstow

The White Hart, BarnesThis mightily well-turned-out riverside boozer is a sucker for the rugby, and every match is being screened here, with the website inviting you to 'book your turf'. Alas, clicking this button doesn't seem to do much at time of writing, so perhaps call or email instead.

The White Hart, Barnes

Original article by Maire Rose Connor.

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Two more days of strike action on the railway network have been announced by the ASLEF union.

On Wednesday 1 and Friday 3 February, members of that union will be on strike, affecting the following train companies, several of which operate in and around London:

  • Avanti West Coast;
  • Chiltern Railways;
  • CrossCountry;
  • East Midlands Railway;
  • Great Western Railway;
  • Greater Anglia;
  • GTR Great Northern Thameslink;
  • London North Eastern Railway;
  • Northern Trains;
  • Southeastern;
  • Southern/Gatwick Express;
  • South Western Railway (depot drivers only);
  • SWR Island Line;
  • TransPennine Express;
  • West Midlands Trains.

At time of writing, it's not known how severe the disruption will be — if you're planning to travel on those dates, keep an eye out for updates from your train operating company in the coming days.

The strikes were announced after the union rejected a proposal made on behalf of the government following six one-day strikes last year. ASLEF claims the offer amounts to a 'a real-terms pay cut' and came with unacceptable conditions attached.

Mick Whelan, general secretary of ASLEF, said: "The proposal is not and could not ever be acceptable but we are willing to engage in further discussions within the process that we previously agreed."

These strikes coincide with industrial action in other industries too. 100,000 civil servants are striking on 1 February, along with teachers belonging to the National Education Union.

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Crybabies: intoxicatingly silly stuff.Comedy venues don't have right arms, but if they did, most would give them up to be Soho Theatre.

At five to nine on a Monday night, the place is so stuffed to the gunwales, one false move might lose you your glass of house red. The secret, it seems, is as simple as hosting comedians with a pedigree of the sort that'll coax you out of the house on a rimy night at the business end of the week.

One of the acts doing exactly that tonight (and it is one of a few — another of this venue's secrets is its unrelenting schedule) is sparky sketch trio, Crybabies, and their intoxicatingly idiotic sci-fi romp, 'Bagbeard'.

The title sounds screwy, and it certainly tees up what's to come. Wide-eyed-yet down-at-heel scientist Chris Mystery (say it fast) has one last chance to impress the Institute of Brilliant Scientists (IBS) before his career is permanently in the toilet. When he happens upon a peculiar creature in the woods (enter James Gault's monosyllabic, carrier bag-coiffeured Bagbeard), he smells fame and fortune. And thus commences the insanity — a comedy casserole bubbling over with cockamamy characters (think an egocentric mayor siphoning off public funds to research how to kiss his own face); production values so schlocky that mannequins stand in for actors busy playing someone else; and marvellous one-liners: "Midnight? That's the latest time there is!"

League of Gentlemen/Booshesque in places (it certainly helps that the moustachioed Gault recalls a youthful Julian Barrett), Palladium panto in others (that'll be Michael Clarke's full-of-beans protagonist), 'Bagbeard' owes its biggest debt to 80s blockbusters. There are shades of E.T., Back to the Future, and — perhaps most surprisingly — Dirty Dancing. There are opening credits and everything; it's positively cinematic.

But 'Bagbeard' sails way beyond mere parody. While it won't be scooping The Banshees of Inisherin to Best Screenplay, the plot's neatly studded with callbacks and twists. There is even the twang of heartstrings, thanks to a preposterous love story between Bagbeard and Ed Jones' confused FBI agent Victor Valentine. In one rare moment of silence, someone from the audience lets out an 'awww'. But mostly tonight, it's gales of laughter.

So long as there is comedy as good as this, Monday nights are for going out.

Crybabies: Bagbeard, Soho Theatre, until 21 January, and then 7-11 March

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Image: ShutterstockSnowdrops tend to be the first flowers to bloom in England every year — according to the Woodland Trust, 26 January is the average date of the first snowdrop flowering. If you're desperate to see something bloom against the bleak winter backdrop, here's where you can get in on the snowdrop action in London.

Snowdrops at Kew Gardens

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This famous botanical garden is the obvious place to get your snowdrop fix — almost all of the 20 known varieties can be seen here, and Kew researchers discovered a new species as recently as 2019. You'll find most of Kew's snowdrop collection in the Rock Garden, and neighbouring Davies Alpine House in the north-east corner of the gardens.

Snowdrop sale at Myddelton House GardensImage: Myddelton House GardensMyddelton House Gardens in Enfield has a reputation for its snowdrops, which usually start emerging in mid-January. Head to the Alpine Meadow area to marvel at a carpet of snowdrops and crocuses, swiftly followed by daffodils as the temperature rises. The garden was designed by renowned botanist Edward Augustus Bowles, who lived in Myddelton House from 1865 to 1954.

And if you want to recreate the snowdrop experience in your own garden, visit Myddelton House on 28 January 2023, when several nurseries gather for a snowdrop sale, selling common and rare varieties of the plant. In previous years, they've sold out pretty sharpish, so we'd recommend getting there early (it opens at 7.30am...).

Myddelton House Gardens, snowdrop sale on 28 January 2023.

Snowdrops at Chelsea Physic GardenImage: Chelsea Physic GardenChelsea Physic Garden reopens after its winter break on 22 January 2023, when it's hoped the extensive display of snowdrops will be ready for viewing. On that Sunday, George G. Brownlee gives a talk on his 2021 book 'A Passion for Snowdrops: a personal perspective'.

There aren't specific snowdrop days this year, perhaps due to the unpredictability caused by warmer weather, but there is a snowdrops tour led by a member of the gardening team on 26 January. Various snowdrop varieties are usually available to buy in the garden's shop if you fancy recreating the experience at home.

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Chelsea Physic Garden, from 22 January 2023.

Willing to travel further afield for your snowdrops? National Trust has a guide to snowdrops at its properties across the south-east, including Cliveden in Buckinghamshire and Bateman's in East Sussex.

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Things to do this week for £5 or less.

Canary Wharf Winter Lights is back. Image: Canary Wharf1. Be inspired by a Beacon of HopeCharity Christian Aid has teamed up with Southwark Cathedral to install a Beacon of Hope in the church for two weeks. It takes the form of stained glass, created by Ugandan artist Matt Kayem, using light and colour to offer messages of hope on five topics: hunger, equality, health, climate, and injustice.

A small (also free) exhibition runs alongside the beacon, detailing some of the projects that Christian Aid has worked on. Additionally, special candlelight evenings of prayer take place on 18 and 25 January.

Free, 16-29 January.

  1. Treat yourself to a 99p gelato99p will get you one of these this January.Shrug off the wintry weather by pretending it's the height of summer, and scoffing a thrifty gelato from Badiani Gelato. The chain is offering piccola cups of their scrummy gelato for just 99p, every day from 16 January right up to the end of the month. The deal's on at all nine chains across London: Notting Hill, Chelsea, Canary Wharf, Elephant Park, Angel, Elephant & Castle, Mayfair, Covent Garden and Wood Wharf.

99p, 16-31 January

  1. Bask in the glow of Canary Wharf Winter LightsJust as we're really missing London's Christmas lights, glowing cheer comes along in the form of Canary Wharf Winter Lights. The annual free illuminations festival sees glowing artworks dotted around the Canary Wharf area, lit up every evening after dark, and free to visit. If you've been before, some of this year's installations will be familiar, while others are brand new. Wrap up warm, as much of it is outside.

Free, 18-28 January.

  1. Get clacking your needles at a social knitting classImage: Wembley ParkWhether you're an experienced knitter or a novice with the needles, everyone's welcome at the social knitting class at Wembley Park. Knitting tools are provided if you don't have your own, and there's as much focus on the nattering as there is the knitting, so it's a great way to meet fellow knitters and swap patterns and techniques.

Free, 19 January.

  1. Tune your ears into a free concertThe Australian Scotch College Symphony Orchestra, London Youth String and London Children's String Orchestras combine for an evening of free classical music, performed at Holborn's Sepulchre Church. They're playing scores by Fauré, Sibelius, Shostakovich and others. Reserve your free seat.

Free, 20 January

  1. Beat the blues at this comedy nightImage: iStock/dranteJanuary dragging a bit? UCL Comedy Club has your back, with a night of comedy at Bloomsbury Theatre for just a fiver — including a drink. The exact line-up hasn't been announced, but it's a wallet-friendly way to start your weekend, whoever's on stage.

£5, 20 January.

  1. Sample coffee for free Ever heard of Redemption Roasters? It's a coffee roasting company, and a rather special one too — the world's only prison-based coffee roastery. Inmates at HMP The Mount are employed, and taught barista and coffee roasting skills, which help them to find employment once released, and hopefully stop them from reoffending. Head to Peckham Levels on Friday for a chance to sample some of Redemption Roasters' coffee for free, and hear more about their good work while you're at it.

Free, 20 January.

  1. Hear photographers share their memories of Ukraine© Tim SmithTwo photographers documenting the stories of Ukrainians in Ukraine and Britain come together at the Migration Museum in Lewisham to discuss their work.

Tim Smith is a photojournalist who photographed Ukraine's independence from the Soviet Union in 1991, and Maryna Sulym is a London-based Ukrainian documentary photographer and artist who has been collecting stories from Ukrainians who found safety in the UK. At this event they present both historical and contemporary photos to illustrate stories of Ukraine and Ukrainians, and discuss how these photographs frame the current conflict.

Free, 21 January.

  1. Tour a Neo-Gothic churchThese days, St Mary Magdalene Church in Paddington is best-known as Grand Junction, an events space which hosts regular live music, exhibitions, ceilidhs and the like. But the 1860s building itself is spectacular, and can be seen in more detail on a free lunchtime tour. Knowledgable volunteer guides point out the highlights of the Gothic Revival church, from Victorian craftwork to recent renovations.

Free, 21 January.

  1. Celebrate Chinese New YearCelebrate Chinese New Year at Museum of London Docklands22 January is Chinese New Year, when we welcome the Year of the Rabbit, though celebrations are going on all this week (and beyond). Not all Chinese New Year events are budget-friendly, but there are a few free and family-friendly things happening this weekend, including at National Maritime Museum and Museum of London Docklands.

Free, 21-23 January.

  1. See an exhibition inspired by Highgate CemeteryZurab Gogidze is a gardener and gravedigger's assistant at Highgate Cemetery. He also happens to be a talented artist who produces pen and pencil drawings of features of the cemetery, including detailed figure studies. Gogidze's artworks also venture into mysterious realms — with drawings of the moon, mermaids and fishermen. Some of his works are on display in a free exhibition, Peace on Paper, at Lauderdale House at the moment

Free, until 30 January. The venue also has a free exhibition of pet portraits by Mark Maier at the moment.


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All weekendCharlie & Stan is part of London International Mime Festival. Photo by Matt CrockettCHINESE NEW YEAR: Sunday 22 January is Chinese New Year, when the Year of the Rabbit begins, and there are plenty of places to celebrate in London. Many restaurants are offering special menus and dishes, and venues including the Museum of the Home and National Maritime Museum have special events going on — some of them free. See our full guide to celebrating Chinese New Year in London.

LAST CHANCE: We're in the final days of Saatchi Gallery's current exhibition, The New Black Vanguard: Photography Between Art and Fashion. It's a collection of photographs celebrating Black creatives, Black bodies and Black lives, while tackling important issues such as race and gender — catch it while you can. Until 22 January

BEACON OF HOPE: If you find yourself near Southwark Cathedral this weekend, pop in for a glimpse of the Beacon of Hope, a stained glass installation by Christian Aid, which offers messages of hope to lift visitors' spirits. The accompanying exhibition showcases stories from projects which Christian Aid has been involved in, and the cathedral hosts special candlelit prayer services on 18 and 25 January. FREE, 16-29 January

MIME FESTIVAL: London International Mime Festival is back, with all manner of physical and visual theatre performances taking place at venues across town. This weekend, pick from Charlie & Stan at Wilton's, The Nature of Forgetting at Shoreditch Town Hall and Materia at Jacksons Lane, among others. *16 January-5 February*

LONDON ART FAIR: The capital's art scene swings into action for the year at the London Art Fair at the Business Design Centre in Islington. Focus is on modern and contemporary pieces, with galleries from all over London and beyond exhibiting. 18-22 January

Make some time to visit Winter Lights this weekend. Image: Canary WharfCANARY WHARF WINTER LIGHTS:Once again the streets, docks, malls and squares of Canary Wharf are aglow for Winter Lights. 21 gleaming installations have been announced for the free illuminations festival, with a market and street food stalls popping up to keep visitors fed and watered. While you're in the area, why not take a twirl on the Canary Wharf ice rink? It's the only one of London's winter ice rinks which stays open right through until February. FREE, 18-28 January, 5pm-10pm daily

LONDON SHORT FILM FESTIVAL: London Short Film Festival takes place at several independent cinemas around the capital. The programme includes a wealth of new drama, documentary and animation short films, competition-winning films, and industry events. Highlights this weekend include a programme of sci-fi shorts, a documentary about our relationship with natural landscapes, and more — have a browse. *20-29 January***

BIG VINTAGE SALE: Rummage through furniture, bric a brac, homeware, art, vinyl, clothing and jewellery at the Big Go East Vintage Sale at Patchworks in Leyton. Drinks and street food are available from the bar and cafe on site, and there's a live DJ all weekend. 21-22 January

HISPANIC WORLD: The Royal Academy opens a new exhibition, Spain and the Hispanic World on Saturday, showcasing art from the region that's from the ancient world through to the 20th century. It spans sculptures, paintings, ceramics, maps and drawings, including work by Velázquez and Goya. 21 January-10 April

Saturday 21 JanuaryLast chance to see Crybabies at Soho Theatre (well, until March...). Photo: Rebecca Need-MenearBSL TOUR: The National Army Museum in Chelsea offers a free BSL tour looking at how the British Army has been depicted in art throughout history. It's led by expert guide Edward Richards, and covers battlefield landscapes as well as more intimate portraits of injured soldiers. FREE, 11am

FAMILY FILM CLUB: French animated filmErnest and Celestine in Winter is the pick for Family Film Club at Barbican Cinema this week, accompanied by a programme of short films. It's a cheap way to entertain the family for a couple of hours — tickets are just £3.50 per person. All kids must be accompanied by an adult, and all adults must be accompanied by a kid. 11am

WASSAIL DAY: London Wildlife Trust hosts a Wassail Day at Dulwich Village Orchard. It's an ancient custom of singing to apple-producing trees in cider orchards, and the event includes an orchard tour, live folk music, crafts and more. *FREE, 12pm-3pm*

*FAMILY THEATRE:* Take the kids along to OSO Arts Centre in Barnes for Captain Cauliflower and Marvin the Mischievious Moose, who venture into outer space and the depths of the ocean to take on arch-nemesis Onion Man. Aimed at 3-8 year olds and their families.*12pm/3pm*

*CRYBABIES: BAGBEARD:* Head to Soho Theatre for the final chance to see this run of comedy collective Crybabies' new show, Bagbeard. We're promised a sci-fi narrative sketch adventure about finding home, forbidden love, monsters, mystery and massive regret. Today's 9pm show has sold out, but it's back at Soho Theatre in March. **1pm****

Hear from Tim Smith and Maryna Sulym at the Migration Museum © Maryna Sulym*MEMORIES OF UKRAINE:* Tim Smith and Maryna Sulym are photographers documenting the stories of Ukrainians in Ukraine and Britain. They're in conversation at Lewisham's Migration Museum, presenting their work, both historical and more recent, to give context to the current conflict in Ukraine. *FREE, 2pm-3.30pm*

****LONDON TITANS:*** LGBTQ+ football team London Titans play Indian Gymkhana Club Reserves this afternoon. The action takes place at Barn Elms Sports Centre, and there's no need to buy a ticket — just show up. *FREE, KO 2pm****

*CLAPHAM COMEDY CLUB:* Musical and comedy improv act Abandoman headlines Clapham Comedy Club at Bread & Roses Theatre, accompanied by some musical guests. *Doors 4pm*

*ICE HOCKEY:* Head to Alexandra Palace to watch home ice hockey team the Haringey Huskies take on the Swindon Wildcats 2. *5pm*

***HEX GIRLFRIEND:*** Combined, Noah Yorke and James Knott are Hex Girlfriend — a melting pot of rave and heavy rock influences. They're headlining the Shacklewell Arms tonight, with Tummyache and Bloody/bath in support. ***FREE, 7.30pm***

*CONCRETE LATES:* The Queen Elizabeth Hall Foyer at Southbank Centre stays open longer than normal for Concrete Lates, a night of drum and bass music by DJs Fabio & Grooverider, with guests including Charlotte Devaney + Voice MC. *10.30pm-2am*

Sunday 22 JanuaryCelebrate Chinese New Year here in London. Image: ShutterstockANTIQUES FAIR: Over 120 antiques dealers from all over the UK descend on Westminster's Lindley Hall for the Adams Antiques Fair, which has been going for over 40 years. Browse and buy everything from jewellery to furniture. 10am-4.30pm

*BOTTOMLESS WINGS: Blues Kitchen in Camden, Shoreditch and Brixton is doing a bottomless chicken wings deal on Sundays in January. It's £12 a person (£20 for two), and you've got 90 minutes to scoff as much as you can eat. 12pm-6pm***

PERSPECTIVES TOUR: Partially blind photographer Karren Visser leads a tour (including audio description) of Wellcome Collection's current exhibition, In Plain Sight, sharing her personal experiences linked to some of the objects on display. You can read our review of the exhibition here. FREE, 2pm-3pm

FAMILY CONCERT: Introduce 7-12 year olds to works by the likes of Elgar, Sibelius, Handel and Mendelssohn at this LSO Discovery Family Concert. No need to sit still — dancing, singing, running and jumping are all encouraged as part of the interactive element, with a bit of friendly competition thrown in too. 2.30pm

PASSION FOR SNOWDROPS: As snowdrop season gets underway, head to Chelsea Physic Garden to hear from gardener, author and Professor, George G. Brownlee about the pretty white flowers, including a Q&A and a chance to buy a copy of his book, A Passion For Snowdrops: A Personal Perspective. 2.30pm-3.30pm

KINDERTRANSPORT: As Holocaust Memorial Day approaches, author Mike Levy is at The Jewish Museum to talk about the Kindertransport — the mass rescue of Jewish children from Europe at the start of the second world war. He reveals the little-known stories of the unsung heroes who helped get the children out, and those who took care of them once they arrived to safety. 3.30pm-5pm

SONGS FOR A WISH: West End performers including Abigail Green, Ako Mitchell, Gemma Knight Jones, Mary Tyler Moore, Shane O' Riordan and Sophie Isaacs join forces for a special musical show at The Other Palace, raising money for Make A Wish UK. 6pm

*DEPTFORD DUB CLUB: Roots reggae stalwart Wassie One is 'spinning da riddims' at Deptford Dub Club tonight — expect ska, rocksteady and roots from the wheels of steel. He's supported by the likes of Becca and Doc Murdoch — plus a live three-piece horn section. 6pm-12am*

BROMPTON QUARTET: It's the turn of the Brompton Quartet to perform at this week's Sunday concert at Conway Hall in Holborn. A new, specially commissioned work by composer Noah Max gets its debut at this show. 6.30pm

COLLYWOBBLERS COMEDY: Shazia Mirza, Nathan Cassidy, Currer Ball, Cheekyita, Dan Hoy and Jo Ostrowska are all on the bill at tonight's Collywobblers Comedy at The Railway in Streatham, offering you a laugh or two to end your weekend. Sion James is MC, as always. Doors 7pm

*TWICKFOLK: The Cabbage Patch pub in Twickenham welcomes folk singer/songwriter Sarah McQuaid, for this evening's TwickFolk session. Expect a range of folk numbers — from Irish to Appalachian to medieval. 8pm*

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Catch these huge bubbles at 122 Leadenhall Street till 10 February. © Atelier SisuIf you spot a cluster of humungous bubbles by the escalators outside the Cheesegrater, there's no need to get in a lather.

The iridescent orbs are 'Evanescent' — an art installation from Sydney-based design studio Atelier Sisu, which has already blown these massive bubbles in their Australian hometown, as well as in Melbourne.

Evanescent invites you to see the City in a new light. © Atelier SisuOf course, the 'bubbles' — grouped together in clusters towering up to 7.5 metres — are not soap bubbles at all; they're made from a colour-reflecting dichroic film, which reacts the same way to the sunlight as an actual bubble (i.e forming coruscating colours, and reflecting the surrounding scenery in ways that'll make you 'ohh' and 'ahh'). The idea, says Atelier Sisu, is that the bubbles allow you to see the city in a new light.

You can get in close up to the bubbles at the Cheesegrater aka 122 Leadenhall Street, from now until 10 February — and it doesn't cost anything to visit. We're positively foaming with excitement, even if a better spot for this soapy installation would've been by Paddington's giant bath plug.

Evanescent is at the west entrance of the Leadenhall Building until 10 February 2023. It's free to go and see

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of UAL Short Courses.

Could 2023 be the year you discover a new artistic passion? Find out with a short course at one of the world's top universities for art and design.

UAL Short Courses offers an extensive range of creative courses which run on evenings and weekends, taught both on campus and online. As well as being a fantastic outlet for self-expression, it's a chance to invest in your future — by picking up skills that could help you transform your career and meeting like-minded people from all over the world.

UAL Short Courses cater to all levels of ability and span subjects like fine art, fashion, interior styling, digital marketing, and more. There are practical courses for those looking to really get their hands dirty, as well as more theory-based learning opportunities.

It's your chance to experience life at one of the University of the Arts London's (UAL) top London colleges, with courses delivered in state-of-the-art studios and digital suites at the likes of the London College of Fashion in Oxford Circus and Central Saint Martins in King's Cross and Chelsea. But don't despair if you can't make it to the capital — many short courses are delivered online, too.

Courses kicking off later this month include a two-day introduction to linocut, photography film & darkroom for beginners, and a sustainable product design course.

Or wait till February to start your learning journey when you'll have the chance to try your hand at patternmaking, children's book illustration, and silk screen printing — to name but a few.

Software-based short courses such as Adobe Premiere Pro Video Editing for Beginners are also available (handy if your CV could do with a bit of a boost), as well as ones that could help you transform artistic passion into a viable career — from digital copywriting to launching your own online fashion business.

Each course is delivered by one of UAL Short Courses' expert tutors, who are all practitioners in their own right. In terms of duration, they range from one-day workshops to a series of classes over several weeks.

Whichever you go for, you'll leave with a certificate on completion, as well as a wealth of new skills and perhaps a few new pals, too. Whether you want to launch a new career, improve the one you already have — or simply want to reap the mental health benefits of getting creative in a positive, supportive environment — UAL Short Courses are the way to go.

UAL Short Courses run throughout the year — see which ones are starting soon and book your place today.

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Image: Extinction RebellionEnvironmental activist group Extinction Rebellion (XR) is organising a huge, ongoing 'action' outside the Houses of Parliament later this spring.

'The Big One', as it's being dubbed, is scheduled to begin on 21 April 2023, and it's hoped that at least 100,000 people will take part — the number of signatures needed on a petition to get it raised in Parliament. There's no petition involved here (Extinction Rebellion claims that "petitions have never worked for issues around the Climate & Biodiversity crises") but it's thought that having that number of people visible outside Parliament will put pressure on MPs.

Image: William Joshua Templeton/Extinction RebellionOn 11 January, the 100-day countdown to the event began, with the group unveiling banners on major landmarks across the UK in a bid to build momentum. Extinction Rebellion has a huge marketing campaign planned, so expect to hear plenty more about The Big One in coming weeks, including the release of a full strategy document.

It's part of a change in tactics from the group better-known for its disruptive protests that block major roads and transport networks. XR claims that so many people are now concerned about the environment, they have enough support for peaceful action to be effective. That said, some will argue that XR have realised that the more disruptive action is sometimes alienating public support, and so it's trying a change of tack.

What is 'The Big One'?Image: William Joshua Templeton/Extinction RebellionThe "biggest mobilisation campaign XR has ever undertaken" is how XR describes The Big One, which it is keen to point out is a "nonviolent, direct action", rather than a march, protest or rally. No paint will be thrown, and no glue will be used to stick people to roads or vehicles.

Instead, people will sit peacefully outside Parliament in huge numbers — as we say, XR hopes at least 100,000 — taking up residence day after day from 21 April, in a bid to get the attention of those in power working in Parliament.

What do Extinction Rebellion hope to achieve?

We must build bridges & come together to unite to survive. People are crying out for change. Change will happen with all of us, standing together to challenge power and demand a better tomorrow.

It’s time to build bridges, build momentum, & build 100,000 people for #21April pic.twitter.com/9Xvxzvo3CR

— Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 (@XRebellionUK) January 12, 2023

Ultimately, Extinction Rebellion wants to trigger policy change, to end the use of fossil fuels in this country, to get politicians and those in power to take threats to the climate and the environment more seriously, and to move towards a future democracy which is citizen-led, rather than having decisions which affect the many made by the few in power.

It's hoped that by showing just how many members of the public support this, MPs will be pressured into taking action.

How to take partWant to take part in The Big One, or find out more? You can enter your details on the Extinction Rebellion website to be kept up to date with plans. And maybe clear your schedule for 21 April and the following days. There's also a crowdfunder if you want to support Extinction Rebellion financially — money goes towards advertising and marketing, legal support, and other expenses incurred by the campaign team.

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Bishopsgate. Ancient entrance to the City of London. Home of Liverpool Street station. The only London street to be name-checked in a Beatles song*. It's had 2000 years to accumulate oddities, and doesn't disappoint. Follow our map to discover the more unusual side of this old Roman road. Our route begins at the southern extremity, the junction with Leadenhall.

  1. A beaver weathervaneFew people will notice this curious weathervane. Reportedly, it was once the highest point on Bishopsgate, before the wall of glass skyscrapers came along to utterly dwarf it. The toothsome castorid was the emblem of the Hudson Bay Company, who made their filthy lucre by trading in animals skins and furs, including those of the otter. The building and its vane were erected in 1926.

  2. St Ethelburga's, dedicated to peaceImmediately north of the beaver, the medieval building of St Ethelburga's nestles among the skyscrapers. The church survived the Great Fire and Blitz only to be fiendishly wrecked by the IRA in the 1993 Bishopsgate bombing. Reconstructed, the church is today a symbol of peace and reconciliation, with a small peace garden for reflection and meditation.

  3. The bishop's mitreEasily missed at first floor level, this chunky headgear marks the approximate site of the original Bishopsgate — the ancient opening and gateway in the Roman wall, which existed in various forms up until the 18th century. The mitre is hollow, so if you know of any beanpole ecclesiasts, you could get an amusing photograph.

  4. Niche children of St BotolphTwo creamy-white children stare out from niches in the wall of St Botolph's church hall. These are model school children, reflecting the building's former history as a place of education. If you've seen similar figures on other London buildings, you'll have noted that they're usually painted in lifelike colours. The same was once true here. Sadly, the originals are no longer on show, and the Coade stone replicas have been left bleach white.

  5. The Turkish bathPerhaps the most famous 'oddity' in our list, this pretty Turkish bath-house is a much-photographed structure at the western end of St Botolph's churchyard. The Grade II-listed building dates from the 1890s and was modelled on the supposed Tomb of Jesus in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. It served as a bath-house until the 1950s and today is a private dining venue for hire (most of the venue is at basement level).

  6. The curious tomb of William RawlinsFans of niche Marvel content might wonder why a fictional CIA agent is buried in Bishopsgate. In fact, the gentleman here interred was William Rawlins, Sheriff of London; an upholsterer, a knight of the realm, founder of the Eagle Insurance Company and a convicted electoral fraudster. Quite a life. His tomb — which he helped to design — holds its own eccentricities. The crowning casket has a protruding lion's head and feet, as though the king of the jungle has been coerced into a magician's "sawing in half" trick.

It's not even the strangest element to the tomb, which would be this peculiar arm (also shown in relief upon the stone casket). It once clutched a full-on dagger, but now seems to have fallen foul of a knife amnesty. Just to add to the odd, a portly brown rat was sheltering beside the edifice just before we took the photographs above.

  1. Geoffrey Barkington of HoundsditchThis one requires a little diversion around the dog-leg of Houndsditch, but it's worth it. For here, in the small park beside the substation, is one of London's most peculiar benches. You can't miss the long, thin stone seat at the centre of the park. It features a cut-out silhouette of an extreme sausage dog. A plaque on top of the bench reveals that it's dedicated to "Geoffrey Barkington" (2003-2017) which, we're told, made him 98 in dog years.

Houndsditch, incidentally, got its canine name in a very literal way. It follows the route of the city ditch, which was once an attractive site for disposing of dead dogs.

  1. Masonic templeYou can't just waltz in, but on open days and special occasions, it's possible to visit a bona fide Masonic temple on Bishopsgate. The temple is hidden away inside the Andaz hotel. So well hidden, in fact, that it was apparently forgotten about until refurbishment in the 1990s. The hotel, originally the Great Eastern, was built by Charles Barry Jr, son of the architect of the Houses of Parliament. Barry also crafted the temple, at a cost of some £50,000 (around £4 million in today's reckoning). The room reportedly contains 12 types of marble, as well as a golden pipe organ and mahogany furniture.

  2. "Secret" passage through Liverpool Street stationThis is one of those "secret" things that aren't really "secret" but it makes people look if you write "secret", so we wrote "secret". What we're describing is an epic indoor alleyway that runs the complete length of the eastern side of the station. To find the passage, head to the right of the Bishopsgate entrance to Liverpool Street station and look for the narrow escalator heading upwards, just beyond Eataly. It can look a bit private-officey, but you're perfectly welcome to use it. The passage at the top offers views down onto the station platforms, before debouching onto the plaza at the back of the station. Here you'll find the monumental "Broadgate Venus" sculpture by Fernando Botero, one of London's largest figurative sculptures.

  3. Dirty Dicks' dirty catsDirty Dicks pub, opposite the station, is named after a local gent with an equal aversion to cleaning and apostrophes. Thankfully, the pub doesn't run with the dirty theme, and proudly sports a five-star hygiene rating in its window. Dicks does, however, hide one shabby secret. Head down the stairs to find the case of mummified cats (and a squirrel) — a feature of the place as long as anyone can remember.

  4. Eye-IThe northern gateway to the City is marked by this abstract sculpture of a female face. The multicoloured essay in twisted steel is the work of sculptor Bruce McLean. It's kept its not-so-beady eye on the comings and goings of Bishopsgate since 1993... almost a heritage feature in these parts.

And two Bishopy bonus balls... Crosby Hall and Paul Pindar's houseThe Bishopsgate of medieval or even Victorian times is now long gone, but echoes still survive elsewhere in London. Two grand houses that once stood proudly on the street have survived in part. Crosby Hall (above), a palatial residence with royal connections, was moved stone by stone to Chelsea in 1910, and still survives today. Meanwhile, the characterful Paul Pindar's house (below) was pulled down in the 1890s, but its wooden facade is preserved, and on prominent display, at the V&A.

*Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite. "The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate..."

All images and map by the author.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

Why You Should Always Look Down In London: Pavement Oddities16 reasons to look to your feet.

Eurostar Is Doing A January Sale - With Tickets From £39Quick! It ends on Monday!

Image: ShutterstockA "Designer Doughnut" Boutique Opens In London This MonthDonutelier By Roladin comes to Charing Cross.

What London Is Like When You're DeafBroken tannoys, e-scooters and cafes that speak BSL.

Image: Happy Clegg8 London Museums And Galleries Opening And Reopening In 2023Some familiar faces, some new.

Image: Woo ArchitectsHogarth's Staircase Masterpiece At Bart's Hospital To Be RestoredGrant comes in Bart's 900th year.

Image © Matthew AndrewsRelease The Ramen! Snap Up This Delicious Winter Deal At Shoryu Ramen KensingtonPiping hot bowls of noodley goodness, plus a side, for just £20. (sponsor)

10 Things That'll Make Londoners LaughDummies, tube drivers and s**t Guinness.

Burns Night 2023 In London: Parties, Suppers And Ceilidhs To Celebrate This YearKilt up and raise a dram to Robert Burns on 25 January.

Battersea Power Station Gets A Glow Up For This Free Light FestivalFor the first time since the iconic building reopened.

Image: John SturrockThe Lost Rhino: The Natural History Museum Ponders Doomed AnimalSee the almost-extinct rhino from four perspectives. (sponsor)

The Rhinoceros', Albrecht Durer, Germany, c.1515 © The Trustees of the British MuseumThere's A March And Rally In Support Of NHS Staff In London On WednesdayMarch on Downing Street in solidarity with healthcare workers.

5 London Restaurants Doing Amazing Vegan Food That You Need To Try In 2023In north, south, east, west and central.

Image: Hoxton Mini PressWhere To Spend Australia Day 2023 In LondonFair dinkum.

Image: iStock/MicroStockHubSweet! A Nutella Pizza Kiosk Is Opening In CarnabyIntroducing... the Nutelleria.

Last Chance To See This Exhibition By 'Lithuania’s Greatest Artist'100+ works on display at Dulwich Picture Gallery. (sponsor)

Courtesy M.K. Čiurlionis National Museum of Art, Kaunas

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2023 is a bumper year for museum/gallery opening/reopenings. Here's the skinny on what's happening, and when.

  1. Centre for British Photography - opens January 2023Another great photography space is opening in London. Image: iStock/Alexander ShelegovLondon already has some superb spots to get your fill of photography (think The Photographers' Gallery, the National Portrait Gallery) but clearly that's not enough, because now we're about to get the Centre for British Photography. The charitable, free-to-visit space opens late January 2023 on Jermyn Street, and says it'll be a "dedicated home for British Photography in all its diversity". Among the first exhibitions across this three-floor space is Natasha Caruana's Fairytale for Sale (exploring the UK's wedding traditions) and Wish You Were Here by Heather Agyepong, in which she reflects on the early 20th century dance craze, 'The Cakewalk'.

And if you're excited about this, you'll also be delighted to know that the V&A is doubling the size of its Photography Centre, with new galleries opening on 25 May 2023.

  1. Hunterian Museum - reopens early 2023The Hunterian Museum is among the first to reopen in 2023. Image: StoneColdCrazy in creative commonsNamed for 18th century surgeon-and-scientist-extraordinaire John Hunter, the Hunterian Museum is an eye-opening, if sometimes grotesque, miscellany of medical curios (think preserved tumours, syphilis-addled bones, and the skeleton of 'the Irish giant' Charles Byrne). The Lincoln's Inn Fields museum — which is free to visit, with encouraged donation — has been closed for refurbishment since 2017, but finally gets going again early this year. Just have breakfast before you go.

  2. BBC Earth experience - opens 30 March 2023The BBC Earth Experience opens in March 2023. © Woo ArchitectsFancy a voyage through all seven continents, with none other than the silky-voiced David Attenborough as your guide? Get yourself to Earl's Court from the end of March, and the BBC Earth Experience will do the rest. Pouncing on the current trend for immersive experiences, this temporary walk-through spectacular projects high-def footage of creatures from all corners of the globe onto stonking great angular screens — and might spell a brief dip in visitors to London Zoo...

  3. Handel and Hendrix in London - reopens May 2023Hendrix and Handel - unlikely neighbours two centuries apart, are the stars of this central London museum. Image: M@/LondonistEver since discovering George Frideric Handel and Jimi Hendrix were London neighbours (though a couple of centuries apart), we've thought it was a ripe setup for a sitcom. Others thought it'd make a great joint house museum — and so Handel and Hendrix in London was born (and not long after, shut down again). This May, the attraction is back on the scene, following a major restoration project, and with newly-minted exhibitions to boot. Once again, the place will throb with the sound of harpsichord/Strat.

  4. National Portrait Gallery - reopens 22 June 2023The National Portrait Gallery is coming back, since closing in 2020.One of the last things we did before Covid laid waste to London's cultural scene, was visit the National Portrait Gallery's shortlived Cecil Beaton exhibition. Seems like another era, but it's not long now till one of the city's great galleries squirts its hinges with WD-40, and reopens to a clamorous public — showing off a rehang of works "relevant to a wider range of audiences", erstwhile office space converted into top-lit galleries, plus a new North Façade entrance.

  5. Redbridge Museum - reopens summer 2023This is actually Redbridge Town Hall - but it's right next to the museum, so go and check this out too. Image: M@/LondonistFrom Ice Age Ilford to suburban Wanstead and Woodford, the new permanent Redbridge Museum promises to take in a sweeping history of all things way out east (London), via family-friendly interactive displays, and more historical objects than it previously had. An excellent excuse to ride the Elizabeth line out to Ilford, too.

  6. Young V&A - opens summer 2023The rebooted Museum of Childhood — now the Young V&A — has had input from kids. Image: V&AOne of the biggest museum reopenings of the year — in all senses of the word — is the Young V&A in Bethnal Green, which you'll likely have known as the Museum of Childhood. The extravagant barrel-ceilinged hall has undergone a substantial refit, and — with the creative (but not structural) input of kids — features three new permanent spaces, the Play Gallery, the Imagine Gallery and the Design Gallery. Suffice to say, there will be a deluge of hands-on fun to be had, including workshops, arcade games and a performance space. Indeed, Young V&A has already taken the liberty of announcing itself as "the world's most joyful museum", meaning The Icelandic Phallological Museum must watch its back.

  7. Museum of Homelessness - opens summer/autumn 2023London's had a Museum of Homelessness since 2015, but 2023 is the year it's getting permanent digs. Image: ShutterstockYou may not have even realised that London has a Museum of Homelessness, although up until this point, the enterprise — established in 2015 by people with experience of homelessness — has been sticking to various pop-up exhibitions and events around the country. 2023 is the year the museum opens a permanent location in Finsbury Park — although don't expect your average "glass case" experience: these folks are all about inspiring change, through everything from personal objects with stories attached to them, to 'death cafes'.

It seems the V&A East museum — previously supposed to open this year, won't be doing so till 2025 now. We also wrote a while ago about a new Fire Brigade Museum, though it doesn't seem to be opening this year now either — for the time being you'll have to make do with it online exhibitions.

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Nurses on strike outside St Thomas' Hospital late 2022. Photo: Will Noble/LondonistA march and rally in solidarity with NHS staff takes place in London on Wednesday 18 January.

Organised by grassroots campaign NHS Workers Say No!, the march begins at University College London Hospital on Euston Road, and travels to Downing Street, where a rally will take place.

🚨 Speaker Announcement 🚨

🪧 Join NHS Staff, activists and campaigners on 18 Jan as we march in Solidarity with all NHS Staff taking strike action!

🗺 14:30 Assemble UCLH, NW1 2BU
🚶🏽‍♀️ 15:00 March to Downing Street
📢 16:00 Rally pic.twitter.com/shRLY62gkY

— NHS Workers Say NO! (@NurseSayNO) January 12, 2023

NHS staff, activists, and campaigners are taking part, and anyone else who wants to show their support is welcome to join. A programme of speakers has been announced, featuring NHS staff including nurses, midwives and a registrar; union representatives from the GMB, CWU, RMT and Unison unions; Labour MPs Kate Osborne and Beth Winter; and author and NHS campaigner Michael Rosen (who got seriously ill during the pandemic, and often publicly praises the NHS for saving his life/aiding his recovery).

Topics will include strikes, patient safety and government mismanagement.

What's it all about?Photo: Will Noble/LondonistMembers of the Royal College of Nursing are striking on 18 January, the day of the rally, and the following day, with ambulance staff due to strike on 23 January. Various other sectors of the NHS are taking part in upcoming strikes too, including physiotherapists on 26 January and 9 February.

There are several issues which have led to this strike action, predominantly pay. NHS Workers Say No! claims that staff are facing cuts to pay, which is leading to many leaving the NHS, resulting in even more pressure on the system and remaining workers, and putting patients in danger, as many hospitals are left understaffed.

NHS Workers Say No! campaigns for pay justice for NHS workers, increased patient safety, and an end to outsourcing the NHS. Wednesday's March particularly focuses on opposing plans to further privatise the NHS.

Judging from the response to nurses striking outside St Thomas' Hospital late last year, there'll be a great turnout for this march. We witnessed everyone from taxi drivers to police officers sounding their support.

NHS Solidarity March takes place Wednesday 18 January 2023. Want to take part? Meet at UCLH (near Warren Street station) at 2.30pm ready to march from 3pm and reach Downing Street by 4pm.

Additionally, a protest takes place outside Downing Street defending the right to strike on Monday 16 January, organised by groups representing nurses, paramedics, firefighters and rail workers.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Dulwich Picture Gallery.

M.K. Čiurlionis, Sonata No. 7 (Sonata of the Pyramids). Andante, 1909. Tempera on paper, 61.7 x 68.9 cm. Courtesy M.K. Čiurlionis National Museum of Art, KaunasM.K. Čiurlionis is widely credited as being 'Lithuania's greatest artist' — and more than 100 of his works are on display in London right now.

Dulwich Picture Gallery's current exhibition M.K. Čiurlionis: Between Worlds showcases paintings and drawings that travel between mythology and reality. Mikalojus Konstantinas Čiurlionis — who was a composer as well as a symbolist painter — explored spirituality, philosophy and our relationship to the universe in his works.

M.K. Čiurlionis, Creation of the World. III from the cycle of 13 paintings, 1905 - 1906. Tempera on paper, 3 7 x 31 .3 cm. Courtesy M.K. Čiurlionis National Museum of Art, Kaunas.His career, though short (sadly, he died at just 35) was prolific, and he was claimed by some to have created abstract art before Kandinsky, making him a bona fide pioneer of the art world.

Most of the paintings and drawings featured in this very special exhibition are being shown in the UK for the first time ever, making it an absolute must-see for art fans. And it's only here until March, so make sure you don't miss it.

While you're at Dulwich Picture Gallery, take time to peruse the rest of the impressive collection. It's home to over 600 works, including paintings by the likes of Rembrandt, Gainsborough and Canaletto. One ticket gets you access to the permanent collection, as well as M.K. Čiurlionis: Between Worlds, AND the gallery's current display, Anthony Daley: Son of Rubens. Top tip: you can save 10% on full-price tickets by booking online.

M.K. Čiurlionis, Angels (Paradise), 1909. Tempera on paper, 47 x 61.8 cm. Courtesy M.K. Čiurlionis National Museum of Art, KaunasDulwich Picture Gallery is located in the bucolic Dulwich Village, under 15 minutes walk from North Dulwich station. From here, direct trains to London Bridge take just 15 minutes, making it a breezy cultural day out.

M.K. Čiurlionis: Between Worlds is at Dulwich Picture Gallery until 12 March 2023. Book online to save 10% on full-price tickets.

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Image: iStock/MicroStockHubAustralia Day — every 26 January — started as a way of marking the anniversary of the first British ships landing at Sydney Cove in 1788, but in recent years has been considered controversial as Indigenous Australians see it as a celebration of the invasion of their land and destruction of their culture.

However, for many Aussie expats living here in London, Australia Day has come to represent something completely different — a chance to get together with their fellow Australians as a community, far from home, and celebrate their country. Whether you're a homesick Aussie in London, or a Londoner keen to support our cousins from Down Under, here's a guide to London's Australia Day 2023 events.

Australia Day at Kenrick's WineIf you're more about the Frogmore Creek than the Fosters, head to Kenrick's Wines in Fulham for an evening of Aussie grub paired with six Australian wines, plus live music and a best-dressed competition.

From £10, 26 January 2023, 7pm.

Comedy Carnival's Australia Day showStand-up laughs club Comedy Carnival throws an annual Australia Day special at its Camden venue. Every year, an entirely Australian line-up takes to the stage, and for 2023 it's the turn of Javier Jarquin, Runi Talwar and Joshua Robertson — with Pete Gionis as MC.

£20 per person, 26 January 2023, 8pm.

Australia Day party at the Vauxhall ArchesAntipodean DJ duo Wonders of Down Under throw an Australia Day bash at Vauxhall Arches, partying well into the small hours. Expect a comedy bingo game show, acoustic covers of Aussie classics from singer-songwriter Mike Gill, plus a DJ set, raffles and prizes.

From £12 per person, 28 January, 5pm-3am.

Australian vehicle meet at Ace CafeOgle Australian vehicles at Ace CafeWith its chequered floor, jukebox and full English breakfasts, Wembley's Ace Cafe is more American or English than it is Australian. That's not stopping the bikers' pitstop getting in on the Australia Day action though — it's holding a day-long meet-up for Australian vehicles. If that's the sort of thing that gets your motor running, head over there to ogle all manner of cars and bikes hailing from Down Under — then fill up on one of those legendary breakfasts.

Free entry, 29 January 2023, 9am-5pm.

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Eternal Sundown by Mads Vegas. Image: John SturrockA giant bath plug and a rainbow slinky are among the glowing artworks at this year's Battersea Power Station Light Festival.

A total of eight illuminated installations will be in situ in and around the Power Station throughout the free event — taking place 19 January-5 March — including Atelier Haute Cuisine's bath plug, which aims to make people think about how much water they waste.

The jetty in front of the Power Station will once again be illuminated by Eternal Sundown by Mads Vegas, with 140 colourful LED tubes reflecting onto the water below.

End Over End by Studio Vertigo. Image: Janus van den EijndenIt's the third time the light festival has taken place — but the first since Battersea Power Station reopened to the public as a shopping centre in October 2022. This year, some of the artworks will be on scattered around inside the building, too — which promises to be fun.

Food trucks including Queen of Crepes, Roti King and Simply Hog Roast park up on the River Walk, offering visitors somewhere to refuel as they seek out the glowing installations.

Battersea Power Station Light Festival takes place 19 January-5 March 2023. It's free to visit.

Meanwhile, Canary Wharf Winter Lights is back in east London 18-28 January, and is also free to visit.

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They say you should "always look up in London", or you'll miss half its charms. But we should also remember to look down when exploring the city — not at our phones, but at the innumerable features at our feet. Here are 15 pavement oddities we've spotted on our walks around the capital.

  1. Hidden riversLondon's supposedly "lost" rivers are now pretty well known, thanks to an endless supply of articles, books, videos and exhibitions. Most of these vanished waterways, like the Fleet and Tyburn, still flow beneath the ground as part of the sewer network. A few are even indicated by pavement plaques, such as the one above in Herne Hill, where the River Effra's course is marked. A related example is the Regent's Canal's progress beneath Islington, which is tracked by a series of small, blue plaques. And then there's this intriguing message we once discovered in Uxbridge...

  2. Foundling tokens in BloomsburyWhen walking along Marchmont Street, look carefully at the pavement alongside the Brunswick Centre, and you might spy silver devices like the one shown above. They are replicas of tokens left at the Foundling Hospital in the 18th and 19th century. Their story is heartbreaking. Faced with abject poverty, many mothers left their children to the care of the Hospital, where they might grow up under better circumstances. The infants were often accompanied by small trinkets, such as the one shown above, to help identify a child if their family later came to reclaim them. Examples can now be seen at the Foundling Museum, while the small art trail on Marchmont Street was created by artist John Aldus.

  3. A Roman footprintImage: GoogleThe Guildhall complex in the Square Mile is ancient, with some parts dating back to medieval times. A clue to still older structures can be found in the flagstones. Look out for the black oval shape which arcs across almost the full length of the yard. This indicates the footprint of a Roman amphitheatre that once stood on the site, and whose remains were only discovered in 1988. Pop into the basement of Guildhall Art Gallery (free) to see those remains. A similar, though smaller, circle marks an old Templar church in St John's Square, Clerkenwell.

  4. Street nipples!Images by Chris ClarkeEver spotted these curious brass "nipples" embedded in the pavement? Once you've got an eye for them, you'll notice them everywhere. They seem to serve a variety of functions, from marking boundaries, to aiding surveyors, to earthing utility pipes, as we explored in this previous feature.

  5. The world of coal hole coversCoal hole covers can be spotted in the pavements of London's older streets. Back when everyone had a coal fire, these small holes were used by delivery men, who could tip the black stuff straight into a cellar without having to carry it through the house. Thousands of coal hole covers survive around London, and they come in dozens of geometric designs. The one shown above is part of an art trail around Spitalfields, devised by Keith Bowler. Each one shows a trade or activity associated with the area.

  6. Musical Walks of FameDid you know that London has its very own rock and roll hall of fame? The Camden Town trail is still in its early days at time of writing, with plaques to just four acts: Madness, David Bowie, The Who and Amy Winehouse. Find the vinyl-style roundels in the pavements around Camden Town tube station.

Wembley Park has its own "Square of Fame", which commemorates acts who have played at the nearby stadium and arena. Look out for the likes of Kylie Minogue, Bryan Adams, The Police and, erm, Michael Flatley's feet...

  1. News from the last millenniumBefore Londonist existed, Londoners could only learn about new cultural experiences by looking out for posters, notices and pavement adverts. This still-surviving message on Southwark Street informs us that Tate gallery of modern art will open in 2000. We're sure it'll be a huge success.

  2. HP sourceSpotted in Clerkenwell: an old pavement cover containing the mysterious initials "LHP". Lower Holborn Pipeline? Lenny Henry's Pantry? A magical portkey to the London of Harry Potter?

Nope. It stands for London Hydraulic Power. The plate is a rare survivor of this now mostly forgotten utility, which saw high-pressure water pumped around London as a means for powering machinery. The network was constructed in the late 19th century and, incredibly, survived into the 1970s. Many of the old pipes are still used today for telecommunications.

  1. Random quotes and heritageThis serpentine inscription marks the site of Marshalsea Prison in Southwark. Stones like this are a pretty common feature of heritage sites. They prompt us to stop, read, and ponder our surroundings. This one is particularly haunting, conjuring the ghosts of the notorious debtors' prison in which Charles Dickens' own father was incarcerated.

  2. A plaque to Mr BennAnd here's a heritage plaque of a very different tone. Festing Road in Putney was home to children's author David McKee. Under a minor name change to Festive Road, it was also home to one of his most famous creations, Mr Benn. The pair are commemorated with the kind of simple pavement memorial we'd like to see on more suburban streets, celebrating other local heroes.

  3. Wood-block pavingAs children, we learned that London's streets were paved with gold. In fact, they were once paved with wood. Wood-block paving was a common sight in Victorian times, but has now almost entirely vanished from our streets. This tiny stretch on Chequer Street (just south of Old Street) is one of the best-surviving examples. But you can see other bits here and there.

  4. An historic fatberg"The Whitechapel fatberg was defeated here in 2017." So reads this enigmatic plaque-cum-drain-cover on Whitechapel Road. For the uninitiated, a fatberg is the solid mass that forms when too much cooking fat ends up in the drains. It agglomerates with waste tissue, excrement and other detritus to form a sewer-blocking obstacle that must be chiselled away by hand. The 2017 monster was particularly notorious, weighing in at 130 tonnes. Part of the fatberg was collected and exhibited at the Museum of London.

  5. Freaky double-yellowsFew things in life are as sober and sensible as road markings. Which makes it all the more hilarious when you spot something a little out of the ordinary. These famous double-double-yellows can be found in Crawford Passage, Clerkenwell. At first, they appear non-sensical, until you realise that their purpose is to deter motorcycle parking. They're not the only intriguing yella's in town, though. Get your head around these wavy interventions in Harrow.

  6. You had one jobSpeaking of dubious road markings. This potentially dangerous instruction can be found outside Baker Street station. We've also found the opposite error, a right-pointing arrow on a Look Left sign, over on Old Street.

  7. Stonemasons' marksAny regular pavement gazers will be familiar with the curious signs and symbols commonly inscribed into the kerb, such as the arrow shown here. Their interpretation is disputed, though most commentators agree that they are the marks of stonemasons, either indicating which stones a particular individual cut from the quarry, or else laid in the street. The mark shown above has the added detail of the letters SPB, which we take to be the St Pancras borough boundary (the kerb is in Regent's Park).

  8. Spot the typoAnd finally... this mis-spelling of Michael Palin's name was reportedly deliberate — a mischievous joke by his fellow Python John Cleese. Find the duo among the list of donors at Shakespeare's Globe.

All images by the author unless otherwise indicated.

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Londoners aren't exactly renowned for bounding around with huge grins on their faces — especially not in January. But we reckon we've got a few things up our sleeve that'll make even the most hardened capital-dweller laugh (well, crack a smile at least).

  1. Gawk at London's strangest dummies and mannequinsDavid Seaman has the most unusual pulling techniques. This scene can be found in the Sherlock Holmes museum on Baker Street. Image by M@New Romantic ARP wardens. Cross-dressing Michael Jacksons. Masked David Seamans. Vladimir Putin hiding upstairs in a Greene King pub. Laugh your head off London's weirdest mannequins and dummies here and here. Madame Tussauds these ain't... this is far more fun.

  2. Take a stroll across the 'penis bridge'

    Hehehe penis RT @LDN: Huge chunks of Westminster Bridge go on sale: http://t.co/G5wy6pM7i1 pic.twitter.com/KgJYvR74t5

    — champagnekapi (@kapi) June 22, 2015

Where is this fabled phallic crossing? you may wonder. Why, it's none other than Westminster Bridge — but only around the hour of enchantment (lunchtimeish), and only then if the sun's right. All being optimal, then behold! as the sunlight passes through the bridge's trefoils, and the smartest row of cock-and-balls you've ever seen emerges along the path. If you don't immediately guffaw at this visual gag, give it some time. It's a grower.

  1. Seek out a rude street nameImage: M@/LondonistIf you liked that penis bridge, you'll LOVE London's litany of rude streets names — which include Cold Blow Lane, Cumming Street, Back Passage, White Knobs Way and Cock Pond. Read our article stuffed with rude street names, and then grow the hell up.

  2. Call in at the Cartoon MuseumThe Cartoon Museum is London's (intentionally) funniest museum. Image: public domainIncidental laughs can be found scattered liberally around London's museums (we're looking at you, Wayne Rooney's head grinning away in John Soane's Museum). But Fitzrovia's Cartoon Museum indulges you in a catalogue of intentional laughs, from James Gillray to Posy Simmonds via the Beano — and if you don't leave with a stupid grin on your mush, you should probably check your pulse. London also has a Museum of Comedy — which displays such comedic knick-knacks as Tommy Cooper's fez, and doubles up as a comedy club. Speaking of which...

  3. Go to a comedy club, duhLondon's teeming with HUNDREDS of comedy clubs — from Soho Theatre, with its ceaseless freshet of Edinburgh-worthy giggles, to clubs like Downstairs at the Kings Head, inconspicuously stowed away in the basement of a Crouch End boozer. Lots of comedy nights are free or relatively cheap, too — another reason to work that lovely smile of yours.

  4. Attend the Annual Clown's Church ServiceGuaranteed laughs await at the annual Clowns Service.... unless you hate clowns. Image: iStock/AmandaLewisThis is not one for those who suffer coulrophobia, granted, but for over three quarters of a century now, there's been an annual church service held in London, in remembrance of the 'King of Clowns' Joseph Grimaldi, as well as other jokers who've gone to that Great Circus in the Sky over the past 12 months. This is doubtlessly the most upbeat memorial service you'll ever go to (and surely the only one where you'll see someone making a poodle out of balloons while doing a reading). The wacky event takes place on the first Sunday of February (so in 2023 that's 5 February) at Holy Trinity aka 'The Clown's Church', in Dalston. Other times of the year, you can always have a laugh by dancing on Grimaldi's 'grave'.

  5. Find the Barnes White RabbitIf red noses don't do it for you, go for a pink one instead — we're talking about the Barnes White Rabbit, a mythical-yet-actual massive white rabbit in a John Parrot waistcoat who stalks this part of west London on the first of every month, causing people to do double takes/laugh/s**t their pants. Hopefully the middle one.

  6. Wait for a tube driver to say something funnyImage: LondonistIt won't take long.

  7. Take a gander at London rental pricesWhile you could spend an afternoon cussing through the window of a Foxtons, you'll appear a lot saner if you simply plug yourself into Joel Golby's regular incredulous scan of the London rental market, which reveals a clusterf**k of foreboding bedsits, unscrupulously horny landlords — plus all the bedside showers/fridges/microwaves you can stomach. The inevitable punchline is the price. It'll definitely make you laugh. It'll probably make you weep, too.

  8. Follow Shit London Guinness on Twitter

    it’s beginning to look a lot like shitmas pic.twitter.com/tTinUHwUKn

    — shitlondonguinness (@shitlondonguinn) December 19, 2022

London is a city riddled with crime — and most of it is committed by bartenders who haven't the foggiest how to pour a pint of the Black Stuff. Fortunately, Shit London Guinness is on their case — shaming them with a constant flow of follower-sourced images featuring nightmarishly-foamy pints of Arthur Guinness' finest in Peroni glasses. It is, for all intents and purposes, the liquid version of Joel Golby's rental column. Anyway, all this writing has made me thirsty. Better make mine a lager.

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Image © Matthew AndrewsOne of London's most beguiling staircases is to be restored following a multi-million pound grant.

The Hogarth Stair at Bart's Hospital is one of the great artistic treasures of London. Its walls were painted with biblical scenes by William Hogarth, more noted for his comedic street scenes such as Gin Lane.

Although well looked after, the paintings and wider Grade-I-listed building are in need of a bit of a clean and conservation, including work to repair the timber structure upon which the murals rest. Now, a £4.9m National Lottery Heritage Fund grant will see the murals restored to their former glory, along with other historic parts of the hospital.

Image © Matthew AndrewsThe art on the Hogarth Stair depicts two stories from the bible that feature people in need of healing: The Pool of Bethesda and The Good Samaritan. These were by far the largest works Hogarth had ever attempted and, remarkably, he did it all for free. The commission originally went to an Italian painter, but Hogarth thought it should be handled by English talent. Having been born about 50 metres away in Bartholomew Close, Hogarth put himself forward and did it for nothing more than local pride. The people in the paintings are thought to be modelled on real patients at the hospital, and they show a variety of maladies.

Image © Matthew AndrewsThe announcement coincides with the hospital's 900th anniversary year, during which a range of events and activities are planned.

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Image © Matthew AndrewsOne of London's most beguiling staircases is to be restored following a multi-million pound grant.

The Hogarth Stair at Bart's Hospital is one of the great artistic treasures of London. Its walls were painted with biblical scenes by William Hogarth, more noted for his comedic street scenes such as Gin Lane.

Although well looked after, the paintings and wider Grade-I-listed building are in need of a bit of a clean and conservation, including work to repair the timber structure upon which the murals rest. Now, a £4.9m National Lottery Heritage Fund grant will see the murals restored to their former glory, along with other historic parts of the hospital.

Image © Matthew AndrewsThe art on the Hogarth Stair depicts two stories from the bible that feature people in need of healing: The Pool of Bethesda and The Good Samaritan. These were by far the largest works Hogarth had ever attempted and, remarkably, he did it all for free. The commission originally went to an Italian painter, but Hogarth thought it should be handled by English talent. Having been born about 50 metres away in Bartholomew Close, Hogarth put himself forward and did it for nothing more than local pride. The people in the paintings are thought to be modelled on real patients at the hospital, and they show a variety of maladies.

Image © Matthew AndrewsThe announcement coincides with the hospital's 900th anniversary year, during which a range of events and activities are planned.

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Fashion and sweet treats don't often go hand in hand, but that's about to change with the opening of a new doughnut store in central London... sort of.

Donutelier by Roladin claims to sell "the most luxurious doughnuts that London has ever seen... inspired by the intricate craftsmanship of the world's greatest fashion ateliers". Which roughly translates as "spenny doughnuts", to you and me. Don't go in expecting treats designed by the likes of Dior and Gucci either — the fashion aspect of Donutelier seems to stem from it likening itself to a high-end fashion boutique.

The Vanilla Raspberry (vanilla cream, frutti di bosco varigato, wild berries crust and fresh raspberry)But doughnuts are doughnuts, and so we'll continue...

Roladin is an Israeli bakery chain that's been in business since 1989, so it's fair to assume they know their patisserie by now. Each doughnut is hand-decorated by a team of pastry chefs (who "treat each and every doughnut as a unique piece of fine art", dontcha know?).

They do look pretty fancy, each one a light and airy golden ball (which you can watch being puffed up in store), topped off with a chic mountain of goodies. Take, for example, the Pink Royal, filled with wild berry cream and topped with mini strawberry meringues, dried raspberries and a raspberry chantilly cream. Or the Vanilla Cookie Cream, topped with vanilla cream, black cookie crumble, chantilly cream and an OREO cookie.

Too fancy? Fear not: a good old-fashioned Chocolate Sprinkles number features on the menu too.

The Vanilla Pecan (vanilla cream, pecan praline, white chocolate chantilly and caramelised pecans)The designer doughnuts start at £5 each, which might sound pricey — and it is — but another certain ubiquitous doughnut brand has been peddling their goodies at that price in London for several years now, opening stores all over the capital, and it doesn't seem to have done them any harm.

Roladin's Charing Cross store is designed with Instagrammers and the Fash Pack in mind: think marble countertops, brass mirrored ceilings, and brass cake stands lit by glass fittings inspired by patissiers' piping bags. Doughnuts aside, the store has a counter where you'll be able to order coffee and pastries (croissants, cookies, Danish — slightly cheaper than the doughnuts) to eat in or take away.

Bring on the doughnuts, we say.

Donutelier by Roladin opens at 48-50 Charing Cross Road on 27 January 2023.

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Definitely time for a holiday. Image: ShutterstockFancy a thrifty jaunt to the Continent early this year? Eurostar has launched a sale today (10 January) — selling tickets for as little as £39 one-way.

Travellers setting out from London St Pancras can ride the rails to Paris, Lille, Brussels or Rotterdam (Amsterdam isn't in on the winter sale action.)

As per our recent kölsch-chugging escapade, you could also branch out, changing at Brussels for the cathedral city of Cologne.

The Eurostar deal itself is on from 10-16 January 2023 — allowing you to buy tickets for journeys between 23 January and 24 March 2023.

The caveat, as always, is that plenty of fares still AREN'T £39 each way, so you'll need to do some digging/compromising to get a return journey for under £80.

Visit the Eurostar website for more details and to book.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Shoryu Ramen Kensington.

If you’re not already batting away the winter blues with steaming bowls of authentic Japanese ramen, let us tell you: you’re missing out. And Shoryu Ramen, masters of the craft, have an added incentive for you to get your ramen on this January.

To celebrate the addition of a new Kensington restaurant, Shoryu Ramen are offering a special £20 deal right through ’til 5 February. One main, one side, just £20. This restaurant comes from the same team as behind the much-loved Japan Centre, so you can be confident their broth-smothered noodles are the real deal. Hold onto your waistbands, here’s what’s on offer.

All about that brothJapanese ramen is renowned for its umami flavour and Shoryu Ramen delivers a mouthwatering whack of it. Deeply concentrated broth. Bouncy hand-cut noodles. Your pick of perfectly-paired toppings like kikurage mushrooms, caramelised black garlic and gooey Burford Brown eggs. It’s comfort food at its finest (and, at this time of year, the perfect cold weather antidote too).

Not sure where to begin? Pork tonkotsu is the definitive ramen experience. Shoryu Ramen simmer their pork bone broth for no less than 12 hours, before combining it with a secret blend of concentrated ingredients (known as a motodare) to create the complex base they’re famed for. Throw in hosomen noodles, cooked to your preferred firmness, barbecued pork belly and whichever toppings tickle your fancy, and you’ve got something really rather special.

Veggies and vegans needn't miss out thanks to a specially-made tonyu soy milk ramen, rich with miso. Other options include a chicken katsu curry ramen and a fiery kimchi seafood ramen. Whichever you choose, noodle refills are on hand so not a drop of that precious broth goes to waste. Trust us, that’ll come in handy.

Sides and sipsWhen it comes to sides, Japanese street food favourites like tetsunabe gyoza – dumpling parcels crammed with minced pork and vegetables – rule the roost. However, it’s hard to go wrong. Crispy fried chicken karaage, takoyaki octopus balls and salt-dusted edamame beans, zingy with yuzu, are equally worthy choices.

A fantastic range of cocktails, mocktails, sakes, wines and Japanese beers completes the Shoryu Ramen experience. And, if you’re lucky enough to snag a seat on the large open plan noodle counter, you'll even get to watch your dishes being rustled up while you wait.

£20 special offerReady to grab that tasty offer? Between now and Sunday 5 February 2023, Londonist readers can enjoy any bowl of ramen from Shoryu Ramen Kensington, plus any side dish, for just £20. Simply input the code LONDONIST20 when booking via the Shoryu Ramen Kensington website. If you’re slurping off the cuff without a reservation, just mention the Londonist offer on arrival.

Shoryu Ramen Kensington is located a few minutes’ walk from High Street Kensington tube station. An ideal pitstop if you’re visiting the Design Museum (which is practically next door), Natural History Museum, Holland Park, Kensington Palace or simply soaking up the January sales around the popular shopping district.

Keep up to date with Shoryu Ramen on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Shoryu Ramen restaurants can be found in Kensington, Shoreditch, Regent Street, Carnaby, Liverpool Street, Soho, Covent Garden, plus Manchester and Oxford.

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"Being a Deaf and autistic young person moving around the capital can be like being in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time." Image: Happy CleggIf you've ever seen one of the stage adaptations of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, you will recall one particularly powerful and intense scene when the protagonist Christopher navigates the complex and noisy London transport network.

Obviously neurodivergent (though never actually confirmed in the book as autistic), the teenager is overwhelmed by the flood of bright colours, chatter from other passengers, and mumbling announcements over the tannoy system.

It's an experience not too far removed from my own, as a Deaf and autistic young person moving around the capital.

Full disclosure: I don't actually live in London, but in the fairly unremarkable nowhere county of Bedfordshire. Funnily enough, though it is normally my passion for reviewing London theatre on my own website which gets me out of my quiet town and on a train into the city.

However, the vibrancy of London and its contrasting hubbub to that of Bedfordshire is as much a blessing as it is a curse.

"Train drivers mumbling details over outdated, crackly tannoys"Crackly, past-their-best speakers on tubes and trains are not helpful. Image: iStock/Christa BoazIf people saying "never mind" or getting frustrated when repeating themselves (and that happens to me a lot, by the way) had a geographical equivalent, that place would be London. I regularly make the case that we live in an impatient world, what with the rapid consumption of information on our smartphones and computers. In London, people can be doubly impatient.

This is detrimental for Deaf people like me who can miss information, only to have hearing people quickly move on and say "it doesn’t matter" or something similar. It's an incredibly frustrating response, given it certainly seemed to matter a few minutes prior — and it matters to the Deaf person what was being said.

Anyway, such is the way we process information these days that there's a strong reliance on audio-based information. In fairness, the tube network is pretty impressive in its balance of the audial and the visual. Look no further than the Elizabeth line — designed with the input of disabled people — which has screen displays rich with travel information alongside what is said over the speakers.

The Elizabeth line has screen displays rich with travel information alongside what is said over the speakers. Image: Curran Brown/LondonistUnfortunately, when delays occur (something not too uncommon given the current disruption to rail and tube services), the same approach isn't followed. I've had staff opting to yell advice over the heads of commuters in rammed promenades; train drivers mumble details over outdated, crackly tannoys in carriages; and vital info about alternative services only being conveyed last-minute over speakers.

Fortunately, my moderate-to-severe deafness means I have a fair amount of what's known as 'residual' hearing, but I've missed replacement trains thanks to having to listen extra hard and process what I'm hearing. And I dread to think about the heightened anxiety I would have felt on a broken down train out of London had I not heard they were switching all the lights off…

"E-scooters fill me with dread"E-scooters can be bad news for those already struggling to navigate a hectic city. Image: Shutterstock.London is immediate. I accept that, though I hate the fact that I don't see it adapting to be more accommodating of Deaf people any time soon, because this approach works so well for so many people. The efficiency argument is compelling.

The problem with it, however, is that it breeds a mindset whereby information must be shared and digested as quickly as possible. There'll be instances where visual displays complement what we're hearing, but it would be silly of me not to accept that on the whole people are probably more likely to comprehend information quicker when it's a sound, compared to something we have to read at speed.

It's alright for the hearing world, but not for Deaf folk like me.

Cyclists don't make life easy for Deaf people, although the solutions aren't always obvious. Image: iStock/piola666There are times where cyclists have either brushed past without a sound, or rung their bell behind me to tell me to get out of the way. A sensible action, of course, but for many Deaf people, we're more likely to be aware of or hear something if it's in front of us. Shouting at us when our backs are to you doesn't exactly help matters as opposed to a gentle tap on the shoulder or facing us. I understand cyclists can't exactly dismount and do either, but it's a pretty terrifying issue for me when walking the streets of London. TfL's current trial of e-scooters also fills me with dread, like it does for many other disabled people trying to manoeuvre in a very inaccessible capital.

Ultimately, I'm having to process a range of different information and stimuli at speed — some of which may well be inaccessible to me. Think of it like one of those hazard perception videos you have to do on your driving theory test, but perhaps with someone calling your name every five seconds while you're trying to complete it.

The mental prioritisation of information all while getting from A to B — both as an autistic person and as a Deaf person — is utterly exhausting, and I'm usually relieved when I find myself in the familiar comforts of a plush red theatre seat.

"There's café in Waterloo where you can order a drink in British Sign Language""For all its flaws, London has an appeal for Deaf people like me." Image: Ant BelleOn that note, London theatres have been exceptionally accommodating of me as a Deaf theatre critic (there aren't many of us out there), regularly placing me as close to the front as possible so I can hear what is being said and clearly see the actors' faces.

There are still some ongoing inaccessibility issues facing the UK-wide theatre industry — the captioning charity Stagetext recently shared data on the concerning slump in captioned shows post-lockdown — but I'm hopeful theatres are waking up to the importance of welcoming disabled patrons as they continue to try to recover financially from the devastation caused by Covid.

It's becoming more common to see Deaf actors on the West End stage, including @sohoplace. Image: LondonistFor all its flaws, London has an appeal for Deaf people like me. Deafness comes with a culture and a lot of the time it sets up shop in the capital. I'm thinking of the Dialogue Hub café [currently moving from its site in Waterloo] where you can order a drink in British Sign Language, a growing number of theatre shows which are casting Deaf actors (Casualty's Gabriella Leon and Strictly's Rose Ayling-Ellis are both performing in @sohoplace's As You Like It at the time of writing), and Deaf pub events where we can come together to socialise.

I was asked if I find myself talking to Deaf strangers in London, and if the situation (and my confidence) allows for it, then I do. Although, my reasoning isn't exclusive to just London; there's a kind of shared appreciation and friendliness towards other Deaf folk whenever we bump into each other. As I glance over what I've written above, I wonder just how much of the camaraderie comes from an unspoken understanding of just how inaccessible the streets around us can be.

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The central section of the Elizabeth line will be shut down on Thursday. Image: TfLMore rail strikes affect London this week, with union action meaning no service on the central section of the Elizabeth line on Thursday 12 January.

The strike action is by TSSA and Prospect union members, in a dispute over pay and proposed changes to pensions. The action, which was announced back in December, will see the first strike of its kind on the Elizabeth line since it opened in May 2021.

And the change to the service doesn't end there; from 12 January right through to 28 February, union members will also carry out action short of a strike (which means only working contracted hours, and not providing contingency cover), which TfL has warned may mean short-notice disruption up until March.

Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistTSSA organiser, Mel Taylor said that the union's members had sent a very clear message to Rail for London (Infrastructure) Limited (RfLI) that they are 'not prepared to be pushed around on pay and pensions.'

"Frankly," said Taylor, "We have been left with little option because we know workers at RfLI are being paid significantly less than equivalent colleagues across the TfL network.

"That is simply not good enough. Our members have the power to bring the Elizabeth line to a standstill and the company must now wake up to that fact and get back round the table."

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Things to do this week for £5 or less.

Pull up a seat at the Wild Table of Love. Image: Matt Brown1. Hear stories of All Hallows by the TowerYou've probably seen All Hallows by the Tower — it's the church just to the west of the Tower of London. Learn more about it on Tuesday, with a free talk hosted by Guildhall Library, and given by Pete Smith, a volunteer guide at the church. He has all sort of stories to share, on topics from headless bodies to Roman remains... and a phantom cat.

You can either watch the talk online, or attend in person (at Guildhall Library, rather than at All Hallows itself).

Free, 10 January.

  1. Find out why language is Not Just WordsUCL Art Museum opens a new exhibition, Not Just Words, which offers a look at different approaches to language learning, and shows how language and culture are intertwined. Find out which languages are easiest to learn for native English speakers and why.

Free, 10 January-9 June.

  1. Catch a free lunchtime concertImage: Samuel Sianipar via UnsplashFed up spending your lunch break scrolling through your phone? There are plenty of concerts to enjoy around the capital at lunchtime, and many of them are free. Just this week, for example, you can catch:

  2. James Gough, assistant organist at Southwark Cathedral, in a recital marking 200 years since the birth of French composer Cesar Franck. Free, Monday 9 January.

  3. Classical-contemporary pianist, singer, songwriter Carolina Cury takes to the stage at St James's Piccadilly. Free, Wednesday 11 January.
  4. Rachel Messiter and Yukiko Shinohara, students from the Trinity Laban Conservatoire, perform at St Alfege Church in Greenwich, on the oboe and piano respectively. Free, Thursday 12 January.
  5. The latest in the Royal Opera House's Live at Lunch series, in which performers from the Royal Opera House, Orchestra of the Royal Opera House, and Royal Ballet perform a free show. The specific line-up for these events isn't announced in advance, but it's a pretty impressive place to spend your lunch break, whatever you're watching. Free, Friday 13 January

  6. Attend the opera — for freeHead to the Royal Academy of Music for the debut of The PrisonerThere are several unusual things about new opera The Prisoner. For a start, it's written in colloquial English, aiming it a younger and more socially diverse audience than traditional opera. Secondly, the debut performance is completely free to attend (though you will need to reserve a free ticket in advance). It's about a prisoner on death row who confuses the people trying to save him when he insists that he wants to die, and is performed at the Royal Academy of Music in Marylebone. The libretto is written by bestselling author and Londonist contributor Dr Matthew Green.

Free, 13 January.

  1. Celebrate the Piccadilly line extensionCoo over Charles Holden's Southgate station. Image: M@/LondonistThis year marks 90 years since the Piccadilly line extension from Arnos Grove to Cockfosters opened. Though the actual anniversary isn't until July, the Southgate District Civil Voice is starting the celebrations early with a talk by TfL's heritage managers Gareth Leslie and Edmund Bird. They discuss the extended part of the line, with particular focus on Charles Holden's Southgate station building. Well, it is pretty special — it's one of only five on the whole network to have received Grade II* listed status.

£5 (or free to members and TfL staff), 14 January.

  1. Discover Manet & Eva GonzalèsIt's the final week of the National Gallery's Discover Manet & Eva Gonzalès display, which uses a single painting as a starting point to tell the story of the two artists. The painting is a depiction of French artist Gonzalès, painted by Manet in 1869, and offers an insight into Manet's relationship with his only pupil. Plus, analysis using X-ray technology reveals more about Manet's painting technique, including which areas he struggled with and restarted repeatedly.

Free, until 15 January.

  1. Gaze at some stunning landscape photographyIf you find yourself near Southwark Cathedral this week (perhaps for the Lego exhibition — see below), make time to pop into the main entrance and view the free landscape photography exhibition by the Royal Photographic Society. 61 photos by the society's members are on display, depicting icy lakes, rugged coastlines and misty forests. It's not all wild countryside though — a couple of shots of London looking wonderful made the final cut too.

Free, until 31 January.

  1. Look at long lost LegoFive million pieces of the stuff ended up in the sea. Image: Xavi Cabrera via UnsplashIn 1997, five million pieces of Lego fell off the cargo ship Tokio Express, and into the ocean. Beachcomber Tracey Williams became fascinated by this story of modern day flotsam, and wrote a book about it — Adrift: The Curious Tale of the Lego Lost at Sea. This small exhibition by the same name at Southwark Cathedral complements the book, and displays some of those five million pieces of Lego, as well as exploring how other plastic and non-decomposable objects are seriously harming sea life.

Free, until early 2023

  1. Take a seat at the Wild Table of LoveA reminder that the Wild Table of Love sculpture is still on display in Paternoster Square, next to St Paul's. The impressive installation — which is free to visit — depicts bronze animals seated around a table together, tucking into a feast. Lions, elephants, rhinos, zebras, giraffes, chimps, hippo, a dog and a rabbit are among the species represented, and sculptors Gillie and Marc had the foresight to leave a couple of stools unoccupied so that anyone passing by can join in.

Free, until May 2023 (although we'd love to see it stay permanently).

  1. Grab a burger for a fiverUnless you're going to a certain McChain, you may think five quid burgers are a thing of the past. Not so at Dirty Bones — at least this month — where you can get a Classic, Got No Beef, Buffalo Chicken or Spicy Chicken burger for five quid and not a penny over. The offer's available Monday to Wednesday (all day) during January — at Dirty Bones outlets in Soho and Shoreditch.

Until end of January


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All weekendLast weekend of skating at Somerset House. Image: David JensenLAST CHANCE SKATE: This is the final weekend of this year's (or should that be last year's?) Christmas ice rink at Somerset House. You've got until Sunday to perfect your moves on the ice in the picturesque courtyard, with the Skate Lounge serving food and drink overlooking the rink, and a Swiss mountain-themed Jimmy Garcia pop-up inside the building. Until 15 January

EVA GONZALES: It's the final weekend of Discover Manet & Eva Gonzalès, a free display at the National Gallery. It features just a single painting, a self-portrait of artist Eva Gonzalès, and uses it as a starting point to explore her life, her work and her relationship with Impressionist painter Edouard Manet. FREE, until 15 January

LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY: Head to the main entrance of Southwark Cathedral to see the newly-installed exhibition of landscape photography by the Royal Photographic Society. It's previously been on display in Edinburgh and York, and consists of 61 images depicting scenes of mountains, lakes, forests... and a couple that'll look very familiar to Londoners too. *FREE, until 31 January*

The Midnight Apothecary hosts a wassail on Saturday evening*NOT JUST WORDS: UCL Art Museum opens a new exhibition, Not Just Words, which offers a look at different approaches to language learning, and shows how language and culture are intertwined. Find out which languages are easiest to learn for native English speakers and why. *FREE, until 9 June****

**FREE THINGS TO DO:**** Looking for things to do on a budget? We've curated a map of free things to do in London, all year round. It covers museums, galleries, parks, gardens, talks, tours and more.

Saturday 14 JanuaryLearn about the history of Southgate station as part of the Piccadilly line extension. Photo: Matt BrownADULT STORYTELLING: Performance storyteller Olivia Armstrong is at the William Morris Gallery in Walthamstow for an afternoon of history, poetry, folklore and myth, designed for an adult audience. Take a tour of the current King Arthur exhibition, then enjoy a reimagining of the myth of Arthurian heroine Lynette. Age 18+. 1.30pm-4pm

*PONGAL FEAST: Celebrate the triple whammy of Veganuary, Tamil Heritage Month in London and Thai Pongal (Tamil Harvest Festival) with an unlimited veggie feast featuring banana leaves piled high with curry, courtesy of Gopal's Corner and Market Halls Oxford Street. Remaining slots *2pm-3.30pm**

PICCADILLY LINE EXTENSION: 90 years after the Piccadilly line was extended to Cockfosters, Southgate District Civic Voice hosts an open meeting with a focus on the extension. TfL heritage managers Gareth Leslie and Edmund Bird give a talk about this stretch of the line and Southgate station in particular, which was designed by Charles Holden, and is one of only five Grade II listed stations on the whole network. 2.30pm-5pm*

GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA: Dance the afternoon away to hit songs from the 1940s, including wartime chart toppers, courtesy of the Glenn Miller Orchestra at Southbank Centre. Little Brown Jug, Moonlight Serenade and American Patrol are all on the programme, with guest singers including Mark Porter, Catherine Sykes, Ray Wordsworth and John James. 3pm

Tuck into a feast at Market HallsMIDNIGHT APOTHECARY: Rotherhithe's rooftop cocktail bar The Midnight Apothecary hosts a special Twelfth Night celebration in the form of a wassail. Gather around the campfire and slurp cider-based tipples, before taking part in a procession down to the lower garden for traditional wassailing songs and carols. 6pm-10pm

TWO YEARS AT SEA: BFI Southbank screens 2011 black and white film, Two Years At Sea, about a man living alone in a forest in Scotland after returning from sea. There's an introduction by director Ben Rivers, and the event also includes a screening of 1952 short film, A Portrait of Ga. 6pm

JEN BRISTER: Comedian Jen Brister performs her current show, The Optimist, at Bloomsbury Theatre. She questions whether the pandemic has changed her for the better, and how she came to learn that she's no good in a crisis. Age 16+. 7.30pm

NORRIS AND PARKER: Last chance to catch the new show from bewitchingly dark comedy duo Norris and Parker. Sirens promises to drag you screaming into the murky depths of their wild, nautical sketches. We gave N&P's last Soho Theatre show ★★★★ *10pm-11pm (also on 11, 12, 13 Jan)*

Sunday 15 JanuaryHunt down a bargain at Walthamstow Flea MarketWALTHAMSTOW FLEA MARKET: Whether you're looking to shop second-hand more frequently, or you just love a bargain, get yourself to Big Penny Social for Walthamstow Flea Market. You'll find 60+ traders selling furniture, vintage clothes, homewares and more. 11am-5pm

SOLDIER STORIES: Head to Chelsea's National Army Museum for a chance to meet Sister Evelyn Morgan, a nurse who arrived in France as part of the 1944 Normandy Landings. Actors take on the roles of both real and fictional people in this family-friendly event, which gives children a chance to learn about different aspects of war in an interactive way. Age 7+. FREE, 12pm-4pm

JAZZY SUNDAY LUNCH: Tuck into Sunday lunch and a glass of wine as you enjoy live jazz music at OSO Arts Centre in Barnes. Performing this week are vocalist Sarah Jane Eveleigh, Martin Bazley on piano, Lloyd Jonas on electric bass, Andrew Eveleigh on drums and Lester Brown on trumpet/flugelhorn. 2pm

HOW TO DISAGREE: Expert Ian Leslie is at Conway Hall in Holborn to offer tips on how to disagree successfully. He's consulted interrogators, hostage negotiators, divorce mediators, diplomats, and addiction counsellors — and considered aspects such as psychology and culture — to write his book, How to Disagree: Lessons on Productive Conflict at Work and Home. 3pm

TEATIME TREATS: The musicians of Southbank Sinfonietta perform an afternoon concert in the impressive surrounds of St John's Smith Square, covering a variety of genres, and with a chance for audience participation. Your ticket includes a hot drink and a slice of cake, which sounds like something we'd very much like to participate in. 3pm

THE SNOW QUEEN: Join storytelling collective London Dreamtime at the atmospheric Asylum Chapel in Peckham for a retelling of fairytale The Snow Queen, accompanied by live music, and set in candlelight. The venue is a ruined chapel so dress warmly and bring a blanket (and a candle in a jar). Suitable for adults and older children. 3.45pm-5pm

Join London Dreamtime for a retelling of The Snow QueenWEST HAM VS MAN CITY: The Hammers' women's side are at home to Man City this evening — with the teams currently shoulder-to-shoulder in the league. Head to Chigwell Construction Stadium, to watch this juicy clash. KO 6.45pm

TS ELIOT PRIZE: Ahead of the winner being announced on 16 January, hear readings of work by the 10 poets shortlisted for this year's TS Eliot Prize. Poet and broadcaster Ian McMillan hosts as Victoria Adukwei, James Conor Patterson and Yomi Ṣode are among the poets reading at Southbank Centre.7pm

SIMON AND GARFUNKEL: Mrs Robinson, Cecilia, Bridge Over Troubled Water and Homeward Bound are some of the songs performed by tribute act The Simon and Garfunkel Story, who pitch up in Croydon tonight. The live music is accompanied by photos and film footage of the musical duo's performances. 7.30pm

WILD MEN OF BORNEO: Author Carl Hoffman discusses his latest book, The Last Wild Men of Borneo, in which he tells the stories of two men who went in search of the wild tribes of Borneo. Tribal art collector Michael Palmieri has made over 150 expeditions into Borneo, and Swiss environmentalist Bruno Manser disappeared in the region in 2000, and is presumed dead. 8pm-9.30pm

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Installation view of Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg’s The Substitute at the Natural History Museum © The Trustees of The Natural History Museum, LondonA new exhibition at the Natural History Museum brings visitors face to face with an animal already doomed to extinction.

The last male northern white rhinoceros died in 2018. Only two females remain. Once they're gone, so has the subspecies. Visitors to the Natural History Museum can learn more about this ill-fated animal (and themselves), at the free The Lost Rhino exhibition.

Taxidermy southern white rhino © The Trustees of The Natural History Museum, London, 2022. All Rights Reserved.Artist Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg explores how the idea of an animal can be more powerful than the animal itself. She has assembled four representations of the northern white rhinoceros, in a "contemporary cabinet of curiosities". Collectively, they raise questions about extinction, conservation, and just how much we value our fellow creatures.

The centrepiece of the exhibition is a life-size projection of the rhino, entitled The Substitute. The artwork begins as scattered pixels, which coalesce to form a high-resolution picture of the rhino, before dispersing once more into nothingness. Informed by developments in AI, the virtual rhino becomes increasingly life-like as it explores its surroundings.

The Rhinoceros', Albrecht Durer, Germany, c.1515 © The Trustees of the British MuseumAnother exhibit conjures the famous 16th century illustration of a rhinoceros by Albrecht Dürer. The beautiful if imperfect sketch is still widely reproduced — the ultimate rhino meme. In this exhibition, a copy is displayed alongside numerous reproductions from the museum's collection of rare books.

It may, one day, be technologically possible to bring back the northern white rhinoceros, along with other extinct species. How might it be done? Should it be done? A film showing rhino heart cells, grown and beating in a dish, raises important ethical questions about humanity's manipulation of the natural world.

Cardiac cells made in the lab from preserved cells of Angalifu, the last male northern white rhino in the United States who died in 2015 © San Diego Zoo Wildlife AllianceA fourth exhibit features a genuine southern white rhino, albeit a taxidermy specimen from the museum's stores. This is the closest subspecies to the northern white, and one that is itself threatened.

Each representation of the rhino is fascinating in its own right, but is ultimately imperfect. These are simulacra, created by humans for the consumption of humans. Ginsberg wants us to question the deep meaning of this. Are we more wrapped up in the idea and imagery of the rhino, than the actual beast itself? Does the rhino in some sense live on, even if no biological animals remain? The Lost Rhino is one of the most thought-provoking exhibitions you'll see about conversation, extinction and the ways we humans make sense of the natural world around us.

The artist and her projection of the rhino. (c) The Trustees of the Natural History MuseumThe Lost Rhino is at the Natural History Museum's Jerwood Gallery from 16 December 2022 to 19 March 2023. Entry to the exhibition is free of charge.

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Whack out your bagpipes — the Burns Night celebrations are about to commence. Image: Evie Fjord via UnsplashTartan at the ready — the 264th birthday of Scotland's national poet is fast approaching and you can expect some pretty lively parties going on until the wee hours.

We've compiled our pick of places to raise a dram, tuck into haggis/neeps/tatties, and otherwise pay tribute to good old Rabbie Burns on Burns Night in London this year.

Burns night 2023 events in LondonThe Ghosting of Rabbie Burns at the King's Head TheatreThe Ghosting of Rabbie Burns at King's Head Theatre

Burns Night begins early at the King's Head Theatre, with comedy/musical/drama production, The Ghosting of Rabbie Burns. It tells the story of a heartbroken author celebrating Burns Night alone in a cottage in Ayshire, when the ghost of Robert Burns drops by to give her some (fairly spot on) dating advice...

The Ghosting of Rabbie Burns. Tickets £10-£17, 3-14 January 2023.

Burns Night with The Ceilidh Club

Eating, drinking, dancing, and piping are all promised at The Ceilidh Club's Burns Night celebrations.

Traditional Scottish fare is served up (vegan and veggie options available) at the start of the evening to fuel all that twirling you'll be doing later. As you'd expect from a ceilidh club, the dancefloor's pretty big, but don't be intimidated — there's a caller to help newbies through the steps. The party also includes the traditional Address to the Haggis — best brush up on your Selkirk Grace, then. A rendition of Auld Lang Syne rounds of the night.

Burns Night 2023 with the Ceilidh Club at St Mary's Marylebone. Tickets £39-£49 per person per person. Dates from 20 Jan 2023.

Burns Night at Boisdale, Canary Wharf and Belgravia

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Live music restaurant Boisdale celebrates Burns Night at both its Canary Wharf and Belgravia venues, with several events between 23-28 January. The piper and Address to the Haggis take place at all events, with an optional four-course meal, and entertainment courtesy of live musicians; choose between jazz singer Ali Affleck, Scottish songstress Sandi Thom, or a Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin tribute night.

Burns Night at Boisdale, 23-28 January 2023.

Burns Night at St James's Hotel & Club

Haggis raviolo. Not something you see every day...Michelin-starred restaurant Seven Park Place by William Drabble, and the 1857 Bar — both located at St James's Hotel & Club — are celebrating Burns Night.

Head chef Drabble has created a new take on a Scottish culinary classic: Haggis raviolo with confit parsnips and Dalmore 12-year single malt and thyme jus. Try it as part of the restaurant's Menu Gourmand, or in the more informal setting of the 1857 Bar, where you can also take advantage of the hotel's selection of Dalmore single malts.

The venue is also serving a special Burns Night cocktail: the Dalmore Port Wood Mackenzie Highball, made from Dalmore Port Wood, tawny port, raspberry syrup and lemon juice, topped up with soda and finished with fresh raspberry.

Burns Night at St James's Hotel & Club. Available 24-28 January.

Burns Night at La Fromagerie, Marylebone

Marylebone cheese specialist La Fromagerie hosts a special Burns Night feast. Tuck into a special wine and whisky-paired five course menu, featuring classic Scottish dishes (full menu here).

Burns Night at La Fromagerie. £85 per person, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night Ceilidh at OSO Arts Centre, Barnes

The drone of bagpipes welcomes revellers to the Burns Night celebrations at OSO Arts Centre, which includes a four-course meal, whisky toast to the haggis, poetry, live music and a full-blown ceilidh. The menu includes haggis, neeps and tatties, and cranachan — a traditional Scottish dessert consisting of cream, raspberries, oats and whisky.

Burns Night at OSO. £50 per person, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night supper at Galvin Bar & Grill

Image: Galvin Bar & GrillRussell Square's Galvin Bar & Grill serves a one-off traditional Scottish menu, paired with warming whiskies, live bagpipes and poetry readings, for one night only.

Tuck into dishes which celebrate seasonal Scottish produce, including haggis, neeps and tatties, Buckfast-braised short rib of Scottish beef with rumbledethumps, and cranachan, all washed down with a choice of whiskies, each honouring a different area of Scottish countryside, such as Glenfarclas from The Highlands and The Macallan from Speyside.

Burns Night at Galvin Bar & Grill. £60 per person, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night at Big Penny Social

Scottish dance band The Sassenachs headline the Burns Night ceilidh at Big Penny Social (formerly Truman's Social Club) in Walthamstow — expect a mixture of traditional violin music and full band performances, plus plenty of drinks.

Burns Night at Big Penny Social. From £12, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night dinner at Ham Yard Restaurant

At the restaurant within Ham Yard Hotel near Piccadilly Circus, Firmdale Restaurants Group Head Chef Joe Fox has created a traditional Scottish menu, to be served on Burns Night. Dishes include Loch Fyne smoked salmon served with finger lime and honeycomb, plus haggis, neeps and tatties — and pear crème brulee with cranachan crumb. All food is paired with Bruichladdich whiskies.

Burns Night at Ham Yard Restaurant. £75 per person, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night with The Nest Collective, Paddington

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Folk music events company The Nest Collective hosts two Burns Night ceilidhs. Both take place at Grand Junction, an arts centre in a former church in Paddington, and feature live music from the Ceilidh Liberation Front band, plenty of dancing, and you can buy a haggis dinner or a dram (or two) of whisky on the night as well.

There's also an afternoon family-friendly Burns Ceilidh, with live music from the Ceilidh Liberation Front, and dancing for all ages.

Burns Night with The Nest Collective, 27-28 January 2023.

Bourne & Hollingsworth Burns Night banquet

Whisky tasting at Bourne & Hollingsworth BuildingsBourne & Hollingsworth's Clerkenwell townhouse hosts one heck of a Burns Night banquet. Celebrate the life of Robert Burns with a sophisticated night of whisky cocktails, ceilidh dancing and dining. Begin with a whisky cocktail, accompanied by a piper, before tucking into a five-course meal of delicacies from north of the border, followed by the Selkirk Grace, Auld Lang Syne and ceilidh dancing.

Alternatively, skip the meal and book a ticket just for the whisky tasting instead. Sample four whiskies, with the story of each told as you sup.

Burns Night at Bourne & Hollingsworth Buildings. Tickets £40-£95 per person.25 January 2023.

Burns Night on board the Cutty Sark

Board the Cutty Sark in Greenwich after hours on Burns Night for an evening of live folk music. The Salts take over the Lower Hold of the famous tea clipper for their performance, with a bar open in the dry berth pre-show and during the interval.

Burns Night at the Cutty Sark. Tickets £15 per person, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night at the Old Brewery, Greenwich

If whiskey is a key part of Burns Night for you, get yourself down to the Old Brewery in Greenwich for a wee dram (or two, or three...). Special bottles of the good stuff have been sourced from some of Scotland's best distilleries for the occasion, and there will be a few Scottish dishes on the specials board, too. If you make it quick, you should be able to squeeze in a whisky after the live music event at the nearby Cutty Sark (above).

Burns Night at the Old Brewery, 25 January 2023.

Burns Night at the Cutty Sark Tavern

Seems that Greenwich is the place to be this Burns Night. Start your evening at the Cutty Sark Tavern with a dram, then head upstairs to the restaurant for a three-course meal of traditional Scottish dishes. This is a more relaxed alternative to the usually rather rowdy Burns Night celebrations elsewhere.

Burns Night at the Cutty Sark Tavern. 25 January 2023.

Burns Night at Barge East

Hackney's floating bar Barge East gets in on the Burns Night action with three evenings of celebrations. Tuck into a four-course Scottish supper including a dram of whisky, and enjoy live music, poetry and a toast to the haggis.

Burns Night at Barge East. From £55 per person, 25-27 January 2023.

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Spectacular Light Show Brings Space To Life Inside This Trafalgar Square ChurchSpace, The Universe and Everything at St Martin-in-the-Fields.

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Space, The Universe and Everything explores our relationship with planet Earth and beyond, using original footage of a rocket launch, and exploring the Big Bang. © LuxmuralisA spectacular sound and light show takes over St Martin-in-the-Fields this January and February — projecting otherworldly shapes and images onto the interior of the central London church.

Space, The Universe and Everything is the work of Luxmuralis, a projection art company specialising in bringing large-scale illuminated artworks to churches and other majestic buildings.

© LuxmuralisThis particular show explores our relationship with planet Earth and beyond, using original footage of a rocket launch, and exploring the Big Bang, before climaxing with an awe-inspiring image of Earth as seen from space. From the looks of the footage, it seems at times the church will appears to be bathed in the Aurora Borealis, and at others, turned into what looks like an ecclesiastical lava lamp. Pretty sublime stuff, which follows in the footsteps of the 'project onto a massive building' trend, which recently saw the history of the universe beamed onto the Tower of London.

Space, The Universe and Everything has already been to Liverpool Cathedral, and visits Hull Minster in January before arriving in London on 31 January. Variations of it have also been done at Bristol, Worcester, Sheffield and Exeter Cathedrals in recent years. Here's an idea of what to expect:

Visitors to the show follow a walking route through the building, which takes about an hour.

Space, The Universe and Everything is at St Martin-in-the-Fields, Trafalgar Square, 31 January-4 February 2023. Tickets are £10 (under-16s £5) and must be booked in advance.

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Croydon is London Borough of Culture in 2023 — and there's more to it than just multi storey car parks and Peep Show. Here are 10 things you didn't know you needed to know about the south London borough.

  1. The Victoria line was supposed to run to Croydon"The next station is Croydon Central". We can but dream. Image: TfLThis will still be difficult for Croydonites to stomach well over 50 years on, but original plans for the Victoria line, which opened in 1968, would've seen the Underground line stretch down to Croydon. As Jago Hazzard explains in this video, during the 1940s and 50s, there were serious plans for the tube line to run a station named either Croydon Central or Town Hall — alas, all-too-familiar budgetary issues put the kibosh on this.

  2. But Croydon did have a station called "Jolly-sailor"Jolly-sailor station in 1845, the atmospheric pumping station, with its gothic chimney/exhaust vent, in the foreground. Image: public domainThat's right, before Norwood Junction was Norwood Junction, it was named Jolly-sailor — after the local boozer. And the Jolly-sailor played a particularly interesting role in rail history; it was part of Croydon's atmospheric railway — a pioneering, if ultimately flawed, piece of kit that propelled trains from one pumping station to the next, via a vacuum in a pipe laid in between the rails, attached to a piston on the bottom of the train. (Jolly-sailor was home to one such pumping station). The railway was opened in 1845, but shut down by 1847 — in part due to the fact rats kept gnawing through the equipment.

  3. Lots of mediocre things were invented by CroydonitesIf you think the pneumatic railway sounds like a damp squib, wait until you hear about some of Croydon's other great inventions. Among the gizmos coined by Croydonites are: the 'baby billiard table'; the' water bike'; a basket for milk bottles that can be attached to your letterbox; and the 'man-lifting kite'. Now we can hardly imagine life without them...

  4. Charlie Chaplin was once kidnapped at Croydon AirportKinematograph Weekly, 13 October 1921. From British Newspaper ArchiveThe former Croydon Airport/Aerodrome is a cornucopia of did-you-knows. For instance, did you know that the "mayday" distress call was created here? One of the most perplexing stories from the golden age of air travel is when a desperate Clapham cinema owner moonlighted as the film star Charlie Chaplin's chauffeur, picking him up from his inbound flight from Paris, and whisking him straight off to his cinema, for an impromptu performance. More on that strange tale here.

  5. There are White Cliffs of CroydonThe White Cliffs of London in Riddlesdown. Image: M@Perhaps Vera Lynn never sang about Croydon's White Cliffs because they weren't famous enough — or maybe it's because it's hard to find a rhyme for Riddlesdown. Whatever the case, this surprisingly verdant swath of the borough does indeed feature a disused chalk quarry, which sparkles quite magnificently in the sun.

  6. Croydon had the first self-service Sainsbury'sThe West Croydon Sainsbury's that became the first self-service shop for the chain, back in 1950. Image: LondonistWhen it first arrived on the scene, self service at Sainsbury's had nothing to do with unexpected items in the bagging area. Back then, it meant you no longer went to the counter to ask a chap in an apron for individual items — instead you were given a basket and gasp filled it yourself. The Sainsbury's on London Road, West Croydon was the first to pioneer this newfangled American style of grocery shopping, and although the building went on to become other things, today it's once again a Sainsbury's. Bonus fact: The Store in South Croydon — a very good restaurant/cocktail bar — also used to be a Sainsbury's, and has many of the decorative tiles still in situ.

  7. Croydon also had some of the world's most decadent department storesThe former Grants department store. Image: Safe Haven BooksBefore the days of the tenaciously moribund Whitgift Centre, shoppers had the choice of not one but three great department stores in the heart of Croydon. Grants was so posh, the Queen and her husband once popped in for tea here in 1960. By the mid 1970s, Alders had become the the third-largest department store in the UK, only behind Selfridges and Harrods. As for Kennards, this retail mecca boasted its own miniature railway, golf course, a restaurant fitted out with a huge pipe organ... and at one time even its own zoo. Today, all three stores have bitten the dust.

  8. The Crystal Palace mascot is nicked from PortugalCrystal Palace FC may date back to 1905, but that eagle certainly doesn't. Image: public domainThere is one football shirt you'll see worn in Croydon more than any other — and that's the one belonging to Croydon FC Crystal Palace FC. Take a closer look at the club crest, and you'll spot an illustration of the long-burned-down Crystal Palace (makes sense, because the club originally played here before moving to Selhurst Park). But the most blatant thing on the badge is a bald eagle. So what piece of local folklore does this winged beast derive from? Er, from 1973, when then-manager Malcolm Allison decided to nick Benfica's avian mascot, in a bid to make his club look cooler.

  9. Sherlock Holmes did a lot of sleuthing in CroydonArthur Conan Doyle wrote (and set) many Sherlock Holmes stories in Croydon. Image: public domainAt least 20 Sherlock Holmes stories were penned in Croydon — at 12 Tennison Road in South Norwood to be precise — where Arthur Conan Doyle upped sticks to after deciding there might be a living to be made in this mystery writing lark. The area clearly rubbed off on him, because Croydon features quite a bit in the Victorian mysteries, including The Adventure of the Norwood Builder, and The Cardboard Box which begins with the delivery of an innocent-enough-looking package to a respectable Croydon lady.

Agatha Christie featured Croydon in her novel Death in the Clouds, which involves the mysterious death of a French moneylender, as her plane comes in to land at Croydon Airport. There's also a book by Freeman Wills Crofts called The 12.30 from Croydon, in which there's another peculiar fatality on a flight — this one setting off from Croydon Airport. Just as well they shut the place down, what with all those sky-high murders...

Speaking of detective writers, while the name Raymond Chandler conjures up images of bourbon-swilling private dicks traipsing around Los Angeles, the noir writer lived as a youngster on Auckland Road in Upper Norwood, where you'll now find a blue plaque commemorating this fact.

  1. You can walk from Croydon to Lambeth to Southwark to Bromley back to Croydon in about 30 secondsAs we did a few years back — at London's own version of the Four Corners in the US. Look out too for the site of the old Vicar's Oak, which historically marked the meeting point of the parishes of Lambeth, Croydon, Camberwell and a detached part of Battersea.

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Croydon is London Borough of Culture in 2023 — and there's more to it than just multi storey car parks and Peep Show. Here are 10 things you didn't know you needed to know about the south London borough.

  1. The Victoria line was supposed to run to Croydon"The next station is Croydon Central". We can but dream. Image: TfLThis will still be difficult for Croydonites to stomach well over 50 years on, but original plans for the Victoria line, which opened in 1968, would've seen the Underground line stretch down to Croydon. As Jago Hazzard explains in this video, during the 1940s and 50s, there were serious plans for the tube line to run a station named either Croydon Central or Town Hall — alas, all-too-familiar budgetary issues put the kibosh on this.

  2. But Croydon did have a station called "Jolly-sailor"Jolly-sailor station in 1845, the atmospheric pumping station, with its gothic chimney/exhaust vent, in the foreground. Image: public domainThat's right, before Norwood Junction was Norwood Junction, it was named Jolly-sailor — after the local boozer. And the Jolly-sailor played a particularly interesting role in rail history; it was part of Croydon's atmospheric railway — a pioneering, if ultimately flawed, piece of kit that propelled trains from one pumping station to the next, via a vacuum in a pipe laid in between the rails, attached to a piston on the bottom of the train. (Jolly-sailor was home to one such pumping station). The railway was opened in 1845, but shut down by 1847 — in part due to the fact rats kept gnawing through the equipment.

  3. Lots of mediocre things were invented by CroydonitesIf you think the pneumatic railway sounds like a damp squib, wait until you hear about some of Croydon's other great inventions. Among the gizmos coined by Croydonites are: the 'baby billiard table'; the' water bike'; a basket for milk bottles that can be attached to your letterbox; and the 'man-lifting kite'. Now we can hardly imagine life without them...

  4. Charlie Chaplin was once kidnapped at Croydon AirportKinematograph Weekly, 13 October 1921. From British Newspaper ArchiveThe former Croydon Airport/Aerodrome is a cornucopia of did-you-knows. For instance, did you know that the "mayday" distress call was created here? One of the most perplexing stories from the golden age of air travel is when a desperate Clapham cinema owner moonlighted as the film star Charlie Chaplin's chauffeur, picking him up from his inbound flight from Paris, and whisking him straight off to his cinema, for an impromptu performance. More on that strange tale here.

  5. There are White Cliffs of CroydonThe White Cliffs of London in Riddlesdown. Image: M@Perhaps Vera Lynn never sang about Croydon's White Cliffs because they weren't famous enough — or maybe it's because it's hard to find a rhyme for Riddlesdown. Whatever the case, this surprisingly verdant swath of the borough does indeed feature a disused chalk quarry, which sparkles quite magnificently in the sun.

  6. Croydon had the first self-service Sainsbury'sThe West Croydon Sainsbury's that became the first self-service shop for the chain, back in 1950. Image: LondonistWhen it first arrived on the scene, self service at Sainsbury's had nothing to do with unexpected items in the bagging area. Back then, it meant you no longer went to the counter to ask a chap in an apron for individual items — instead you were given a basket and gasp filled it yourself. The Sainsbury's on London Road, West Croydon was the first to pioneer this newfangled American style of grocery shopping, and although the building went on to become other things, today it's once again a Sainsbury's. Bonus fact: The Store in South Croydon — a very good restaurant/cocktail bar — also used to be a Sainsbury's, and has many of the decorative tiles still in situ.

  7. Croydon also had some of the world's most decadent department storesThe former Grants department store. Image: Safe Haven BooksBefore the days of the tenaciously moribund Whitgift Centre, shoppers had the choice of not one but three great department stores in the heart of Croydon. Grants was so posh, the Queen and her husband once popped in for tea here in 1960. By the mid 1970s, Alders had become the the third-largest department store in the UK, only behind Selfridges and Harrods. As for Kennards, this retail mecca boasted its own miniature railway, golf course, a restaurant fitted out with a huge pipe organ... and at one time even its own zoo. Today, all three stores have bitten the dust.

  8. The Crystal Palace mascot is nicked from PortugalCrystal Palace FC may date back to 1905, but that eagle certainly doesn't. Image: public domainThere is one football shirt you'll see worn in Croydon more than any other — and that's the one belonging to Croydon FC Crystal Palace FC. Take a closer look at the club crest, and you'll spot an illustration of the long-burned-down Crystal Palace (makes sense, because the club originally played here before moving to Selhurst Park). But the most blatant thing on the badge is a bald eagle. So what piece of local folklore does this winged beast derive from? Er, from 1973, when then-manager Malcolm Allison decided to nick Benfica's avian mascot, in a bid to make his club look cooler.

  9. Sherlock Holmes did a lot of sleuthing in CroydonArthur Conan Doyle wrote (and set) many Sherlock Holmes stories in Croydon. Image: public domainAt least 20 Sherlock Holmes stories were penned in Croydon — at 12 Tennison Road in South Norwood to be precise — where Arthur Conan Doyle upped sticks to after deciding there might be a living to be made in this mystery writing lark. The area clearly rubbed off on him, because Croydon features quite a bit in the Victorian mysteries, including The Adventure of the Norwood Builder, and The Cardboard Box which begins with the delivery of an innocent-enough-looking package to a respectable Croydon lady.

Agatha Christie featured Croydon in her novel Death in the Clouds, which involves the mysterious death of a French moneylender, as her plane comes in to land at Croydon Airport. There's also a book by Freeman Wills Crofts called The 12.30 from Croydon, in which there's another peculiar fatality on a flight — this one setting off from Croydon Airport. Just as well they shut the place down, what with all those sky-high murders...

Speaking of detective writers, while the name Raymond Chandler conjures up images of bourbon-swilling private dicks traipsing around Los Angeles, the noir writer lived as a youngster on Auckland Road in Upper Norwood, where you'll now find a blue plaque commemorating this fact.

  1. You can walk from Croydon to Lambeth to Southwark to Bromley back to Croydon in about 30 secondsAs we did a few years back — at London's own version of the Four Corners in the US. Look out too for the site of the old Vicar's Oak, which historically marked the meeting point of the parishes of Lambeth, Croydon, Camberwell and a detached part of Battersea.

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Can you spot the subtle change to our original design?It's January — your Xmas tree is dying a slow death on the pavement, those Dry Jan goals have already been mislaid on a Thursday night bender, and someone just told you who won The Traitors, when you only had two episodes left to catch up on.

BUT! There is a glimmer of light in these dark times: yes, The Londonist January Sale Is Here!

You know you want it.That's right, get thee to the Londonist online shop between Friday 6 and Sunday 15 January, and you'll find ALL of our exclusive merch has been reduced like so:

  • 20% off clothing — including silly/witty/stylish t shirts that'll make you look up to three-times cooler
  • 15% off prints — including out hand-crafted 'Evolution of the Postbox' family tree and 'Fake Britain' map
  • 10% off mugs — including designs where you can slap your own London postcode on the side

And we are putting on our cheesiest sofa ad voiceover voice when we say: THIS SALE MUST END on Sunday 15 January!

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Lion dance performers at previous Chinese New Year celebrations. Image: ShutterstockWhen is Chinese New Year 2023 and which animal is it?Chinese New Year — also known as Lunar New Year or Spring Festival — is on Sunday 22 January 2023, although in China, celebrations take place for a few weeks either side of this. Each year is represented by one of the 12 Chinese Zodiac signs — 2023 is the Year of the Rabbit. Gong xi fa cai!

London's Chinese New Year Parade 2023The Chinese New Year Parade hasn't taken place on London's streets since early 2020, due to Covid. We're crossing our fingers it'll be back for January 2023 but this hasn't yet been confirmed — we'll update you when we know more.

Events to celebrate Chinese New Year and Lunar New Year in LondonSeveral venues offer you a chance to learn Mahjong, including the Museum of the Home.NATIONAL MARITIME MUSEUM: Greenwich's National Maritime Museum hosts a day of Lunar New Year celebrations organised by Newham Chinese Association, Greenwich Vietnam Women's Group and the Association of Chinese Women, Woolwich. It's a family-friendly event, with lion dance performances, talks and tours relating to some of the Lunar New Year objects in the museum's collection, plus hands-on workshops where you can have a go at creating Lunar New Year lanterns or lion dance costumes. There's a chance to learn how to play Mahjong too. FREE, 21 January

CHINESE ASTRONOMY: Also in Greenwich, there's a Chinese astronomy show at the Planetarium. It's given in English (though bilingual shows are available on other dates throughout the year), and covers topics in ancient and modern Chinese astronomy, including the Sun, Moon, stars and space exploration. 21 January

Celebrate sustainability at the Museum of the HomeMUSEUM OF LONDON DOCKLANDS: Take the whole family along to Museum of London Docklands' Lunar New Year celebrations, taking place across a whole weekend. Get stuck into ribbon dance workshops, watch lion dance performances, and learn about the game of Mahjong courtesy of Mahjong Twickenham. There's also storytelling, crafts, and other events to immerse younger visitors and their families in the Chinese celebrations. FREE, 21-22 January

MUSEUM OF THE HOME: Focus is on sustainability at the Museum of the Home's Green Lunar New Year event, which takes the form of exhibitions, talks, screenings, art workshops and supper clubs. Learn the art of seed bombing, master Mahjong moves, or try your hand at vegetable printing, and browse market stalls with goods made by local East and South East Asian artists. FREE, 23 January

Food and drink to celebrate the Year of the RabbitChinese New Year at HakkasanHAKKASAN: Michelin-starred Cantonese restaurants Hakkasan Hanway Place and Hakkasan Mayfair celebrate the Year of the Rabbit with a limited edition menu and cocktail, the Tùzi Tail (available 10 January-7 February). The much-loved Wishing Tree is also back, decorated with rabbit drawings and Chinese symbols, offering diners somewhere to hang their wishes for the year ahead. Plus, Hakkasan Hanway Place hosts a special celebration dinner on 18 January, featuring a limited edition menu alongside a drinks pairing by Hennessy X.O. and entertainment.

YAUATCHA: Chinese dim-sum tea houses Yauatcha Soho and Yauatcha City are also offering a limited edition menu and cocktail, the Bunny Sour, in partnership with Bombay Sapphire Premier Cru — and if you've still got room after that, you can tuck into a cute rabbit shaped dessert. Each venue is decorated with bespoke rabbit illustrations too.

Rabbit desserts at YauatchaPOON'S AT CAROUSEL: Cantonese restaurant Poon's takes over Fitzrovia restaurant Carousel for a two-night Chinese New Year celebration on 19 and 20 January. The 'Steamboat' feast consists of bubbling stock pots in which you can poach a selection of marinated meats, seafood, Chinese vegetables and tofu, all accompanied by spring onion and Poon's signature sauces.

Poon's 'Steamboat' feast at CarouselLUNAR NEW YEAR AFTERNOON TEA: The Orchid Lounge at Pan Pacific London offers a special Lunar Afternoon Tea (4 January-27 March), in partnership with candle company Diptyque. Tuck into patisserie such as a mandarin and white chocolate mousse with orange marmalade, and Chinese savoury choices including crispy wonton with aromatic duck and tofu, and a lobster bun and Kaya toast — all served in a birdcage stand. The hotel's Straits Kitchen restaurant is hosting its own four-course celebratory dinner on 21 and 22 January.

Lunar New Year Afternoon Tea at Pan Pacific LondonOf course, there is also a slew of authentic Chinese restaurants you can celebrate in across London — we asked experts to pick their faves.

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This January at the Park Theatre, Anastasia Osei-Kuffour directs a play about one of London's greatest boxers. Here, she reveals why it's so important to know about Vernon Vanriel and his true story.

Vernon Vanriel was one of the great boxers of the 1970s/80s, but faced his fair share of challenges outside, as well as inside, the ring.Vernon Vanriel was a lightweight boxer who rose to number two in the country, number nine in the Commonwealth and number 14 in Europe. He was one of the most influential and charismatic Black British boxers of the 1970s and 1980s, alongside names like Terry Marsh, Maurice Hope and John Conteh.

He was hailed as a magnificent fighter and athlete, and destined to become champion. But his chance to win the top spot was taken away from him due to racism within the boxing fraternity at the time.

Vernon was the first boxer to bring flamboyance (and music as his own anthem, like in Rocky) into the ring. He championed music from his heritage being featured at those matches. His moniker was Vernon 'The Entertainer' Vanriel.

He did things which furthered the sport in a great way. He fought for lower ticket prices so that his matches were more accessible to people from diverse backgrounds. He brought a whole new audience into boxing.

He cared about his community and being British. That is why it was so saddening that he was caught up in the Windrush scandal and prevented from coming back home to the UK after spending two years in Jamaica visiting his family.

Anastasia Osei-Kuffour is directing a play about Vernon Vanriel — one of the most influential and charismatic Black British boxers of the 1970s and 1980sHis remarkable story drew me in when I first read the script, but I was really disappointed that I didn't know anything about him before coming onboard this project. I immediately wanted to be part of bringing Vernon into mainstream consciousness, as he rightly deserves to be.

On The Ropes is a joyful and powerful musical drama about a fighter in every sense of the word — his boxing success and his battle against the injustice of the Windrush scandal.

Mensah Bediako, who plays Vernon in the play, in rehearsalsI hope by highlighting the injustice he experienced we will raise awareness about the fact that there are also up to 57,000 people still dealing with the consequences of having been caught up in the hostile environment policies that the government championed.

The play is staged in a boxing ring with a dramatic twist, merging the thrilling pugilistic atmosphere with theatrical storytelling and musical numbers. Having worked with Vernon and Dougie Blaxland, the co-writers, in summer 2022, to develop the potential of the play, I could see that Vernon is a man who clearly has gone through a lot of hardship but seems to wear it lightly. His faith in God and his deep love of music shines through the most.

This play reflects his energy, joy and fighting spirit.

On The Ropes is on at Park Theatre, Finsbury Park from 10 January-4 February 2023 (previews from 6 Jan).

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Photo: Canary WharfCanary Wharf's getting a glow up this month, as the free Winter Lights festival returns.

For 11 evenings, the skyscraper-strewn area of east London are taken over by a trail of glowing artworks. 21 pieces have been confirmed for the 2023 event — some of which have been on display here in previous years, others brand new.

Bit.Fall by Julius Popp. Photo: Londonist/@londonartcriticNew additions for this year include 'Permafrost - Sleeping Giants' by Fisheye, which features brightly-coloured, giant mammoths, and Tom Lambert’s 'Out of the Dark’, a kaleidoscopic installation of mesmerising moving colour.

Bit.Fall by Julius Popp, meanwhile, will be familiar to those who've done Winter Lights before — it's a word waterfall, featuring words based on what's trending in the news.

An installation at Winter Lights 2019. Photo: LondonistCanary Wharf Winter Lights has been running for a few years now, and we have to say, it's a real treat every time (helped along, of course, by the fact it's completely free). The installations are illuminated 5pm-10pm each night, and as you'd expect, weekend evenings tend to be busier than weekdays.

It's a great chance to explore an area that most Londoners might not normally venture to. Plus, if you're heading in from central London, it's an excuse to ride the Elizabeth line! Wahey!

Sasha Trees by Adam Decolight - an installation from 2019. Photo: LondonistTake a look a tour video for an idea of what to expect — it was filmed at Canary Wharf Winter Lights 2020, the last time the event was held:

You can also browse our photo galleries from Winter Lights 2020 and Winter Lights 2019.

A map of the installations will be available on the Canary Wharf Winter Lights website closer to the time — though in the past, we've always found it a bit... challenging to follow, unless you know the area very well. So factor in time for navigating between artworks.

Photo: Canary WharfCanary Wharf Winter Lights takes place Wednesday 18-Saturday 28 January 2023, 5pm-10pm. It's free to visit.

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Our pick of the best exhibitions to see right now in London's galleries and museums. We've split the list into geographical areas to make it easier to plan your cultural day out.

Exhibitions in central LondonImage courtesy White Cube.CREEPY HEADS: One human head has half a dissected sperm whale for ears, and another has two sets of eyes and a mouth that makes the face look like it's glitching. Meanwhile, a meditating human-hare hybrid's ears stretch to the ceiling. Welcome to the downright creepy and surreal world of David Altmejd's sculptures... we are so here for it.

David Altmejd at White Cube, Mason's Yard. Until 21 January, free. ★★★★☆ (Tuesday-Saturday)

Copyright the artistFLAMING TREES: Trees are ablaze in the middle of salt flats and wetlands in dramatic photographs, with flames so intense they appear almost painted on. The trees aren't harmed in these cleverly staged and stunning images.

Murray Fredericks: Blaze at Hamiltons Gallery. Until 21 January, free. ★★★★☆ (Monday-Saturday)

Copyright the estates of Francis Bacon and Michael Andrews. Photo: Lucy Dawkins.PUNCHY PORTRAITS: Intense portraits abound at this exhibition, which brings together four heavyweight painters who all knew each other; Lucian Freud, Francis Bacon, Frank Auerbach and Michael Andrews. It's quite the line-up and delivers with tender nudes and distorted faces. Andrews was the least familiar to me, and he has some great works here — though they don't quite reach the superlative heights of the other three. If you love portrait painting, this is a must-see.

Friends and Relations at Gagosian, Grosvenor Hill. Until 28 January, free. ★★★★**** (Monday-Saturday)

A confident portrait by Gabriele Munter. Gabriele Munter. Leicester Museums & Galleries. Copyright DACS 2022CONFIDENCE & INTIMACY: This exhibition is all about highlighting female artists from the early 1900s to show that Modernism wasn't just a movement of male artists. Käthe Kollwitz is the highlight with her confident self-portraits and tender drawings of intimacy. The other artists in this show have some great works on display but there's just not enough room to fully show off the talents of all seven artists.

Making Modernism at Royal Academy of Arts. Until 12 February, £17-19. *★★★*** (Tuesday-Sunday)

© Zarina Bhimji. All Rights Reserved, DACS/Artimage 2022CHILDREN OF COLOUR: The children of the Asian and African diaspora who were taken into the care of the Foundling Hospital are the subject of this eye-opening exhibition. It shines a light on their stories, as well as the shocking 'fashion' for wealthy British families to have Black page boys, often in a collar, and the use of Asian women to look after their children. It's distressing at times, but this small exhibition is one of the most important this museum has hosted to date.

Tiny Traces at The Foundling Museum. Until 19 February, £9.50. **★★★******** (Tuesday-Sunday)

Photo: Dan WeillOPTICAL ILLUSIONS: An Ames Room which make people appear small at one end and large at the other, and colours and dots that fool the eye are part of this museum filled with optical illusions. If it sounds very funfair-esque, we're glad to report that the science is a key part of the experience, so that visitors can have fun while understanding why our brain sees movement in a still image. With art and museum experiences popping up all over London, this is one of the strongest we've seen.

Twist Museum at 248 Oxford Street. £16.50-£29.50.**★★★******** (Open daily)

Exhibitions in south London(c) Tate Photography, Madeline BuddoTOWERING SCULPTURE: You may not have heard of Polish sculptor Magdalena Abakanowicz, but her huge woven sculptures, spilling out fibres like the innards of corpses, are powerful pieces that deserve greater recognition. She grew up through the second world war and communism, witnessing her mother's arm being severed by a bullet from a Nazi soldier, and the shadow of this can be felt throughout the show. But it's not all darkness as many of her works also reflect a desire to be closer to nature, clearly showing she was ahead of her time. A revelatory exhibition.

Magdalena Abakanowicz: Every Tangle of Thread and Rope at Tate Modern. Until 21 May, £16. ★★★***☆* (Open daily)

Life finding a way. © The Lucian Freud Archive. All Rights Reserved 2022 Bridgeman ImagesPLANT POWER: The Garden Museum offers a different take on Lucian Freud from the major exhibition of the artist's work at The National Gallery. There are no fleshy nudes here, but tender portraits with a focus on gardens and the artist's love of plants. A highlight is a view out of the window depicting a chunk of land covered in detritus, with nature still powering through — life finds a way. It's a small show and while not all of it won me over, there are a handful of great paintings that show a subtler side to Freud.

Lucian Freud: Plant Portraits at Garden Museum. Until 5 March, £14 (includes entry to the museum). ★★★☆☆ (Open daily)

Photo: Andy StaggEMERGING ART: This annual collection of emerging and early-career artists returns to South London Gallery for a strong showing. Highlights include Meitao Qu's miniature architectural model as a critique of urbanisation, and Beverley Onyangunga's look at mining in Congo and the use of child labour. Emerging art by its very nature is a mixed bag but this year's crop is a cut above the previous two years, which were largely forgettable.

Bloomberg New Contemporaries 2022 at South London Gallery. Until 12 March, free. ★★★☆☆ (Tuesday-Sunday)

MOON BATHING: Get up close to Luke Jerram's Museum of the Moon — a scale representation of Earth's Moon recreated using high-resolution NASA photography. It's travelled around London but this is its best setting yet, in the grand palatial setting of the Painted Hall. For the the eagle-eyed visitor, there are lunar references to spot within the spectacular painted ceiling too .

Luke Jerram: Museum of the Moon at Old Royal Naval College, Painted Hall. Until 5 February, £12.50. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

© Alexander StepanenkoOUT OF THIS WORLD: The Astronomy Photographer of the Year exhibition is an annual highlight, and has an innovative selection of images this time around — even more so than usual. We're used to seeing beautiful aurorae, but an extra-special image depicts the lights shaped like wings, like a phoenix in the sky. There are light trails of cars underneath the Milky Way, a comet breaking apart and a crescent moon next to a Chinese skyscraper. The show is always a treat and this year's selection feels even more impressive.

Astronomy Photographer of the Year at National Maritime Museum. Until 13 August, £10. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

Exhibitions in west LondonPhoto: Tate (Seraphina Neville)BLACK, BOLD & BRILLIANT: If you want to see a contemporary artist who really knows how to paint a portrait, visit Lynette Yiadom-Boakye's exhibition at Tate Britain. All her sitters are fictional, which makes these confident portrayals all the more impressive. There are no labels and no descriptions, but each painting (every one of them featuring Black people) is a strong enough statement by itself. If the show sounds familiar, it has been on before, but was cruelly cut short by the second lockdown. Now it's back from touring for a deserved second run at Tate Britain.

Lynette Yiadom-Boakye: Fly in League with the Night at Tate Britain. Until 26 February, £16. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

Copyright Science Museum GroupFASCINATING VACCINATING: In the first post-Covid exhibition to tackle Covid itself, this free display looks at the race to create a vaccine and the path to get there. It goes from footage of London's empty streets in the early days of the pandemic, to how the vaccine was made and distributed throughout the world, including the battle to get it to the most remote locations. It may not have many eye-catching artefacts on show but it tells arguably the most important story of recent times.

Injecting Hope: The Race for a Covid-19 Vaccine at Science Museum. Until 7 January 2024, free. ★★★★☆ (Open daily)

© The Trustees of The Natural History Museum, LondonTHE LOST RHINO: With the last male Northern White Rhino dead and only two females left, the species is nearly extinct. This fantastic 3D holographic representation of one of the creatures questions whether this is how we'll view them in the future. The exhibition also displays other representations, such as historical sketches of an armoured rhino and a taxidermied specimen, but no actual rhinos, all coming together to ask the existential question of what it is that makes a rhino, a rhino.

The Lost Rhino at Natural History Museum. Until 19 March, free. *★★★★☆* (Open daily)

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Luke Agbaimoni — the man behind the Tube Mapper project — tells us about his second book, London Underground Symmetry and Imperfections.

Oakwood. "A station I imagine many haven't visited. I like the lone commuter here waiting for the train."I've always enjoyed artistic photography of cityscapes and sunsets, but I realised that I would have less time to capture these images after my first child was born.

I generally always have my camera with me so I had already captured a few images on the London Underground. So I devised a plan to take photographs on my way to work and on my journey home. I'm a patient person, so I knew that I could slowly build a collection of strong visual images this way without taking too much of my free time. This is how the Tube Mapper Project began.

Mile End. "I like the large space separating the two commuters here. I think the composition is enhanced by the capture of the moving train in a symmetrical arrangement.""A very special and easy-to-miss tiled doorway frames this narrow pedestrian passage near the entrance of Goodge Street station.""The train waits at the end of the recently constructed platform on the Northern line at Bank station."Buildings by their very nature are balanced structures. This means there are many chances to capture symmetrical views inside them. The London Underground architecture dates from the 1860s to now, so there is great joy in exploring the varying styles and historic references that you encounter with the many passenger tunnels, platforms and staircases.

Two workers enter Nine Elms station as the light casts colours beneath them."I love the contrast of the bright handrails and train doors against the saturated walls and stairs at Surrey Quays.""The narrow platforms at Clapham Common help to create very dramatic compositions but they can get a little crowded during rush hour."I usually give myself 30 minutes to assess if a photo is possible. If I am really excited about a composition I will happily wait a couple of hours. It's very fitting that I live in London as I get very excited when it rains. I'm a puddle hunter. Puddles transform a scene, inviting the opportunity to create a unique composition of a familiar scene. I especially enjoy capturing reflections of the city lights in the late evening.

"Absolutely lovely architecture by Charles Holden at Balham station. The chandeliers create a dramatic and regal impression as you enter."Taking a bow at BowTfL instructs architects, designers and spatial capacity planners to help to control the 'customer flow to and from trains'. This 'flow' is not only useful when predicting the movement of commuters traveling through stations, but also means that people are encouraged to repeat similar movements.

So visually if you're lucky, you can capture passengers mirroring each other.

"An unplanned shot taken as we headed towards a shoot. Andreya's red dress was a perfect match for the red tiles of Green Park station."Lewisham Angel. "I visited this station many times before I noticed that the platform canopies resemble angel wings when viewed from a low angle."Watching commuters navigate the London Underground, I've always been fascinated by their interaction with the architecture. I love how the leading lines of a tunnel can enhance the presence of a lone commuter walking down the middle of a pathway. I wanted to explore this concept so I enlisted dancers and gymnasts, people with great control of their form and balance, to help me explore the shapes of the London Underground. The locations chosen were generally outside/under stations where you can see the strong lines and curves of the buildings.

"Appearing like many eyes looking down at you, the platform lights on the Elizabeth line at Paddington make quite the statement.""I love the subtle yet powerfully elegant designs of Whitechapel station by architects Hyder and BDP. The shape as you enter the Elizabeth line on the escalator reminds me of the Star Trek logo."Custom House. "I had fun taking this composite shot of two shiny new trains on the opening week of the Elizabeth line."The Elizabeth line has fully opened all 41 stations, increasing my photography challenge to capture moments at all stations on the tube map. The architecture of some of these new stations are very different to their underground counterparts. I would describe them as vast, elegant and understated.

"I've been after this shot for a while and have failed many times. At Bank there is a constant flow of commuters and you have to snap the passing train perfectly central, hoping all is clear. Luckily it finally worked.""A great visual portrayal of how commuters' actions can mirror each other. I love this moment taken at Monument."Each moment of symmetry in the book is quite special to me. This collection of images has been curated from seven years of images. If I were to choose one image to represent the book, it would be the narrow tiled hallway at Goodge Street. This is because the image is undeniably taken on the London Underground, however what excites me is that many people wouldn't recognise the location.

London Underground Symmetry and Imperfections, by Luke Agbaimoni, published by History Press

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All weekendLast chance to visit Strange Clay. Photo: Mark Blower. Courtesy the Hayward GalleryBEATRIX POTTER: It's the last weekend of The V&A's major exhibition dedicated to children's author Beatrix Potter, her work as a scientist and activist, and how that inspired her famous characters. Until 8 January

STRANGE CLAY: Focusing on artists who work in ceramics, Strange Clay: Ceramics in Contemporary Art brings together a fantastic selection at Hayward Gallery at Southbank Centre. This is your last weekend to see it. Until 8 January

ICE RINKS: Christmas may be over, but several of London's seasonal ice rinks are open until at least the end of this weekend. Canary Wharf, Somerset House, Battersea Power Station and Hampton Court are still available for a twirl or two.

CHRISTMAS AT KEW: Final weekend to catch one of London's most popular seasonal events, Christmas at Kew. The twinkling light trail winds through the botanical garden after dark, and features a fire garden, light tunnel and laser show among other attractions — here's a look at what to expect. Tickets are selling out fast — mid-week slots are your best option. Until 8 January

Last chance to visit Christmas at Kew this yearILLUMINATURE: The London Wetlands Centre in Barnes offers another light trail in the form of Illuminature. Wander around the nature reserve after dark spotting illuminated, animal-themed sculptures. 6-8 January

*UTOPIA: St John's Waterloo — that's the church on the roundabout by the IMAX — has a new exhibition in which students from Accumulate, the Art School for the Homeless, explore their personal ideas of an ideal world. The artists are people living in hostels and temporary accommodation, who have taken part in a series of workshops in order to create the artworks. FREE, 5-11 January*

LIGHT FANTASTIC: Alternatively, hop on board a steam train covered in fairy lights and enjoy a ride through the Essex countryside. Light Fantastic at the Epping Ongar Railway runs for a couple more weeks, with illuminated line-side display visible only to passengers on the train. Until 15 January

Saturday 7 JanuaryCatch Le Gateau Chocolat and Jonny Woo at Soho TheatreTRACK PLAY: Take the kids along to Walthamstow's Big Penny Social for Track Play, with giant toy train tracks laid out on the floor, waiting to be played with. Tunnels, stations, bridges and garages all feature in the set-up. Age 18 months+. 9.30am-3.30pm

COUTURE TECHNIQUES: Fancy learning a new skill this year? The Fashion & Textile Museum in Bermondsey holds a one-day Couture Techniques workshop, led by Zandra Rhodes' dressmaker Jolanta Cerniauskiene. It's a chance to master working with tricky fabrics such as chiffon and silk satin. 10.45am-4.30pm

FEMALE VOICES TOUR: Every Saturday, the V&A Museum offers a free, volunteer-led tour, focusing on the contributions women have made to art and design. Learn about women as artists but also patrons, muses, creators, business partners and more. FREE, 11am

LORD OF THE RINGS: Head to the Prince Charles Cinema for a screening of the extended edition of The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. That's over three hours of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins and co. 11.30am

CURATOR TOUR: The William Morris Gallery in Walthamstow offers a special curator-led tour of current exhibition, The Legend of King Arthur: A Pre-Raphaelite Love Story. Get an insight into how the Victorians perceived the legend of King Arthur, through artworks produced during this period. FREE, 12pm-12.45pm

The William Morris Gallery offers a tour of its current King Arthur exhibitionEXPLORING DRAWING: Sticking at the same venue, you can also experiment with a range of techniques including drawing, collage and a range of other 2D media to create new works at an art workshop at the William Morris Gallery. It's led by artists Joy Gregory and Emily Booth, and takes place within a tented space covered in depictions of figures drawn from international myth and legends. Open to all levels of experience and expertise. 12pm-4pm

ROXIE NAFOUSI: Author and wellness coach Roxie Nafousi is at Waterstones Kensington to meet fans and sign copies of her new book Manifest: Dive Deeper. 2pm

*FAMILY FUN: Holland Park's Leighton House Museum hosts a family fun session, in partnership with The Royal Society. There's a music theme, with musician and composer, Maya Youssef, artist and geometer Samira Mian, and science specialist Karen Hodgetts leading the activities — which are aimed at children aged 5-11. 2pm-3.30pm*

MOVING BODIES: Artist Rosie Gibbens leads a free family-friendly workshop at Whitechapel Gallery, inspired by the current Moving Bodies, Moving Image exhibition. Aimed at under-5s, it encourages play using unusual objects and materials. FREE, 2pm-4pm

ITALIAN CLERKENWELL: Footprints of London guide Rob Smith leads a walking tour around Clerkenwell — the area known to Italian residents at Il Quartiere between the mid-19th to mid-20th centuries. Hear about love, bravery, crime and friendship in the Italian community among Clerkenwell's side streets and viaducts. 2pm-4pm

Catch The Guilty Feminist at Soho Theatre*JONNY WOO: At Soho Theatre tonight is Le Gateau Chocolat and Jonny Woo's new show, A Night At The Musicals - 90 Years of Drag. They celebrate Jonny’s 50th and Gateau’s 40th birthdays by performing musical hits from the past 90 years, with big wigs, crazy costumes and questionable choreography thrown in. 3.30pm/7.15pm*

GABRIELLE APLIN: English singer-songwriter Gabrielle Aplin plays a gig at Islington's Union Chapel, to celebrate yesterday's release of her new studio album, Phosphorescent. Doors 7pm

HIP HOP HOUSE PARTY: Head to The Book Club in Shoreditch to dance the night away at a Hip Hop House Party. It's a night of hip-hop anthems and old school jams — think 2Pac, 50 Cent, Aitch, A$AP Rocky, Beyoncé, Lil Wayne, Post Malone, Skepta and more. 8pm

GUILTY FEMINIST: Head to Soho Theatre for a live version of The Guilty Feminist, hosted by Deborah Frances-White. It started as a podcast examining the goals and hypocrisies of 21st century feminists — think part comedy, part deep dive discussion, and part activism. 9.15pm

Sunday 8 JanuaryYou'll know this one, but what about Wren's other churches? Photo: Matt Brown*AUTOJUMBLE:* Though the excellent Whitewebbs Museum isn't open today, it does host its annual new year Autojumble. It's chance to browse and buy all manner of car and bike related items, including parts and memorabilia — and the cafe is open all day. *9am-2pm*

*WREN REMNANTS:* St Paul's Cathedral is Christopher Wren's best-known work, but he was responsible for plenty of other buildings too (we've mapped them). Take a guided walking tour around the City of London to see the remnants of some of his other churches, many of which were partially destroyed in the Blitz, and how their ruins have been incorporated into the modern cityscape. *11am-12.30pm*

*MAKE HISTORY:* Tying in with the current Museum of the Moon exhibition, the Old Royal Naval College's Make History session this month focuses on crafts inspired by the phases of the moon. It's free, family-friendly event aimed at age 5+. *FREE, 11am-4pm*

*SPY KIDS:* Take the kids along to The Prince Charles Cinema to introduce them to 2001 family classic Spy Kids. Antonio Banderas and Teri Hatcher are in the cast as two kids become spies in a bid to save their parents. *1pm*

Old Royal Naval College's Make History session ties in with the current Museum of the Moon exhibition.***TWELFTH NIGHT:** London's annual Twelfth Night celebrations mix ancient customs with modern festivities, making for a bizarre and eclectic event. Head to the riverside near Shakespeare's Globe to witness wassailing, The Holly Man (or Green Man) being paraded across the river, dramatic performances, and a chance to be crowned King or Queen for the day by finding a bean or a pea in a cake. Like we said, an odd (but fascinating) one. *FREE, *2pm***

*PINK JUKEBOX:* A Ballroom and Latin dance club for members of the LGBTQ+ community and their friends, Pink Jukebox returns to Bishopsgate Institute. It's open to beginner and more experienced dancers, starting with an introductory class, followed by an evening of social dancing. *2pm-7pm*

*CHAOS QUARTET:* Conway Hall kicks off its 2023 Sunday Concert series with an appearance by the excellently-named Chaos Quartet. The award-winning string quartet plays a programme of works by Mozart, Kurtág, and Schubert. *6.30pm*

*MERCHANT OF VENICE:* Actor Tracy Ann Oberman is in conversation with author Howard Jacobson and director Brigid Larmour about play The Merchant of Venice 1936. The actor plays Shylock in the new production, and today's panel discusses what the play can teach us about antisemitism in the 20th century and today. Watch in person at JW3 in North Finchley, or online. *8pm*

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All weekendLast chance to visit Strange Clay. Photo: Mark Blower. Courtesy the Hayward GalleryBEATRIX POTTER: It's the last weekend of The V&A's major exhibition dedicated to children's author Beatrix Potter, her work as a scientist and activist, and how that inspired her famous characters. Until 8 January

STRANGE CLAY: Focusing on artists who work in ceramics, Strange Clay: Ceramics in Contemporary Art brings together a fantastic selection at Hayward Gallery at Southbank Centre. This is your last weekend to see it. Until 8 January

ICE RINKS: Christmas may be over, but several of London's seasonal ice rinks are open until at least the end of this weekend. Canary Wharf, Somerset House, Battersea Power Station and Hampton Court are still available for a twirl or two.

CHRISTMAS AT KEW: Final weekend to catch one of London's most popular seasonal events, Christmas at Kew. The twinkling light trail winds through the botanical garden after dark, and features a fire garden, light tunnel and laser show among other attractions — here's a look at what to expect. Tickets are selling out fast — mid-week slots are your best option. Until 8 January

Last chance to visit Christmas at Kew this yearILLUMINATURE: The London Wetlands Centre in Barnes offers another light trail in the form of Illuminature. Wander around the nature reserve after dark spotting illuminated, animal-themed sculptures. 6-8 January

*UTOPIA: St John's Waterloo — that's the church on the roundabout by the IMAX — has a new exhibition in which students from Accumulate, the Art School for the Homeless, explore their personal ideas of an ideal world. The artists are people living in hostels and temporary accommodation, who have taken part in a series of workshops in order to create the artworks. FREE, 5-11 January*

LIGHT FANTASTIC: Alternatively, hop on board a steam train covered in fairy lights and enjoy a ride through the Essex countryside. Light Fantastic at the Epping Ongar Railway runs for a couple more weeks, with illuminated line-side display visible only to passengers on the train. Until 15 January

Saturday 7 JanuaryCatch Le Gateau Chocolat and Jonny Woo at Soho TheatreTRACK PLAY: Take the kids along to Walthamstow's Big Penny Social for Track Play, with giant toy train tracks laid out on the floor, waiting to be played with. Tunnels, stations, bridges and garages all feature in the set-up. Age 18 months+. 9.30am-3.30pm

COUTURE TECHNIQUES: Fancy learning a new skill this year? The Fashion & Textile Museum in Bermondsey holds a one-day Couture Techniques workshop, led by Zandra Rhodes' dressmaker Jolanta Cerniauskiene. It's a chance to master working with tricky fabrics such as chiffon and silk satin. 10.45am-4.30pm

FEMALE VOICES TOUR: Every Saturday, the V&A Museum offers a free, volunteer-led tour, focusing on the contributions women have made to art and design. Learn about women as artists but also patrons, muses, creators, business partners and more. FREE, 11am

LORD OF THE RINGS: Head to the Prince Charles Cinema for a screening of the extended edition of The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. That's over three hours of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins and co. 11.30am

CURATOR TOUR: The William Morris Gallery in Walthamstow offers a special curator-led tour of current exhibition, The Legend of King Arthur: A Pre-Raphaelite Love Story. Get an insight into how the Victorians perceived the legend of King Arthur, through artworks produced during this period. FREE, 12pm-12.45pm

The William Morris Gallery offers a tour of its current King Arthur exhibitionEXPLORING DRAWING: Sticking at the same venue, you can also experiment with a range of techniques including drawing, collage and a range of other 2D media to create new works at an art workshop at the William Morris Gallery. It's led by artists Joy Gregory and Emily Booth, and takes place within a tented space covered in depictions of figures drawn from international myth and legends. Open to all levels of experience and expertise. 12pm-4pm

ROXIE NAFOUSI: Author and wellness coach Roxie Nafousi is at Waterstones Kensington to meet fans and sign copies of her new book Manifest: Dive Deeper. 2pm

*FAMILY FUN: Holland Park's Leighton House Museum hosts a family fun session, in partnership with The Royal Society. There's a music theme, with musician and composer, Maya Youssef, artist and geometer Samira Mian, and science specialist Karen Hodgetts leading the activities — which are aimed at children aged 5-11. 2pm-3.30pm*

MOVING BODIES: Artist Rosie Gibbens leads a free family-friendly workshop at Whitechapel Gallery, inspired by the current Moving Bodies, Moving Image exhibition. Aimed at under-5s, it encourages play using unusual objects and materials. FREE, 2pm-4pm

ITALIAN CLERKENWELL: Footprints of London guide Rob Smith leads a walking tour around Clerkenwell — the area known to Italian residents at Il Quartiere between the mid-19th to mid-20th centuries. Hear about love, bravery, crime and friendship in the Italian community among Clerkenwell's side streets and viaducts. 2pm-4pm

Catch The Guilty Feminist at Soho Theatre*JONNY WOO: At Soho Theatre tonight is Le Gateau Chocolat and Jonny Woo's new show, A Night At The Musicals - 90 Years of Drag. They celebrate Jonny’s 50th and Gateau’s 40th birthdays by performing musical hits from the past 90 years, with big wigs, crazy costumes and questionable choreography thrown in. 3.30pm/7.15pm*

GABRIELLE APLIN: English singer-songwriter Gabrielle Aplin plays a gig at Islington's Union Chapel, to celebrate yesterday's release of her new studio album, Phosphorescent. Doors 7pm

HIP HOP HOUSE PARTY: Head to The Book Club in Shoreditch to dance the night away at a Hip Hop House Party. It's a night of hip-hop anthems and old school jams — think 2Pac, 50 Cent, Aitch, A$AP Rocky, Beyoncé, Lil Wayne, Post Malone, Skepta and more. 8pm

GUILTY FEMINIST: Head to Soho Theatre for a live version of The Guilty Feminist, hosted by Deborah Frances-White. It started as a podcast examining the goals and hypocrisies of 21st century feminists — think part comedy, part deep dive discussion, and part activism. 9.15pm

Sunday 8 JanuaryYou'll know this one, but what about Wren's other churches? Photo: Matt Brown*AUTOJUMBLE:* Though the excellent Whitewebbs Museum isn't open today, it does host its annual new year Autojumble. It's chance to browse and buy all manner of car and bike related items, including parts and memorabilia — and the cafe is open all day. *9am-2pm*

*WREN REMNANTS:* St Paul's Cathedral is Christopher Wren's best-known work, but he was responsible for plenty of other buildings too (we've mapped them). Take a guided walking tour around the City of London to see the remnants of some of his other churches, many of which were partially destroyed in the Blitz, and how their ruins have been incorporated into the modern cityscape. *11am-12.30pm*

*MAKE HISTORY:* Tying in with the current Museum of the Moon exhibition, the Old Royal Naval College's Make History session this month focuses on crafts inspired by the phases of the moon. It's free, family-friendly event aimed at age 5+. *FREE, 11am-4pm*

*SPY KIDS:* Take the kids along to The Prince Charles Cinema to introduce them to 2001 family classic Spy Kids. Antonio Banderas and Teri Hatcher are in the cast as two kids become spies in a bid to save their parents. *1pm*

Old Royal Naval College's Make History session ties in with the current Museum of the Moon exhibition.***TWELFTH NIGHT:** London's annual Twelfth Night celebrations mix ancient customs with modern festivities, making for a bizarre and eclectic event. Head to the riverside near Shakespeare's Globe to witness wassailing, The Holly Man (or Green Man) being paraded across the river, dramatic performances, and a chance to be crowned King or Queen for the day by finding a bean or a pea in a cake. Like we said, an odd (but fascinating) one. *FREE, *2pm***

*PINK JUKEBOX:* A Ballroom and Latin dance club for members of the LGBTQ+ community and their friends, Pink Jukebox returns to Bishopsgate Institute. It's open to beginner and more experienced dancers, starting with an introductory class, followed by an evening of social dancing. *2pm-7pm*

*CHAOS QUARTET:* Conway Hall kicks off its 2023 Sunday Concert series with an appearance by the excellently-named Chaos Quartet. The award-winning string quartet plays a programme of works by Mozart, Kurtág, and Schubert. *6.30pm*

*MERCHANT OF VENICE:* Actor Tracy Ann Oberman is in conversation with author Howard Jacobson and director Brigid Larmour about play The Merchant of Venice 1936. The actor plays Shylock in the new production, and today's panel discusses what the play can teach us about antisemitism in the 20th century and today. Watch in person at JW3 in North Finchley, or online. *8pm*

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1924 Mount Everest Expedition © RGS-IBG1. Get the lowdown on climate and refugeesIslington's Union Chapel offers a free evening of music and discussion about climate change refugees. Many people worldwide are already being displaced by the effects of climate change, but seeking refuge due to the climate is not yet protected under international law. Climate researchers Dr Jin-ho Chung and Dr Bernardo Bolaños Guerra discuss the situation in Ethiopia in particular.

Free, 4 January.

  1. Explore the idea of UtopiaSt John's Waterloo — that's the church on the roundabout by the IMAX — unveils a new exhibition in which students from Accumulate, the Art School for the Homeless, explore their personal ideas of an ideal world. The artists are people living in hostels and temporary accommodation, who have taken part in a series of workshops in order to create the artworks.

Free, 5-11 January

  1. Bid farewell to the Queen's Platinum JubileeSadly, since her death, the Queen's Platinum Jubilee feels like a very long time ago. But the Imperial War Museum has kept its special Jubilee exhibition open as planned to mark the Queen's life and service — and this week is your final chance to see it.

It's a display of photos from the museum's own archive, showing Her Majesty's personal experiences of war, from joining the Auxiliary Territorial Service in 1945 (the first woman in The Royal Family to enlist as a full-time member of the armed services) to supporting serving members of the military and veterans during her years as monarch.

Free, until 8 January

  1. Join in London's Twelfth Night celebrationsIf you head down to Bankside on Sunday, you may stumble across all manner of oddities. That'd be London's Twelfth Night celebrations, a rather eclectic event mixing ancient customs with modern festivities. Head to the riverside near Shakespeare's Globe to witness wassailing, The Holly Man (or Green Man) being paraded along to the George Inn in Southwark, dramatic performances, and a chance to be crowned King or Queen for the day by finding a bean or a pea in a cake. Like we said, an odd (but fascinating) one.

Free, 8 January

  1. Ride the tube without any trousers onPhoto: Samantha Rea/LondonistAnother of our favourite bizarre annual events in London is the No Trousers Tube Ride, which is exactly what it sounds like; a group of people getting together to ride on the tube without any trousers on (note: underpants are VERY much required, in the spirit of keeping things legal).

It's an international event, which began with New York's No Pants Subway Ride (remember, 'pants' means something different in the USA), and several events will take place simultaneously around the world this weekend. Want to take part here in London? Head to the meeting point near Leicester Square (trews still on at this point...) to meet the organisers and receive your de-trousering instructions. Why? For fun, that's why.

Free, 8 January.

  1. View Everest, a century ago© RGS-IBGA reminder that the Everest Through The Lens exhibition is still going on at the Royal Geographical Society — but only for a couple more weeks. It marks a century of European expeditions to Everest, and centres around films made by Captain John Noel on expeditions in the 1920s, which demonstrate the uncomfortable and complex social, racial and geopolitical dynamics that shaped the expeditions.

Items on display include a programme from the cinematic release of Climbing Mount Everest, and a postcard sent from Everest Base Camp to promote The Epic of Everest.

Free, until 20 January.

  1. Bathe in the glow of Winter Light at Southbank CentreDichroic Sphere, Jakob Kvist, photo by Christoffer AskmanIf you're missing the bright colours of London's Christmas light displays, head to Southbank Centre for its Winter Light trail. The open-air exhibition features 11 LED artworks dotted around the area near the river, including meditative spinning rotating arms, a canopy of neon trees, and a dichroic sphere (pictured). It's popular with kids, photographers, and anyone who needs a splash of colour to brighten up these dark nights.

The installations were originally due to be removed this weekend, but some have now been extended until the end of the month.

Free, until 31 January.


Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

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1924 Mount Everest Expedition © RGS-IBG1. Get the lowdown on climate and refugeesIslington's Union Chapel offers a free evening of music and discussion about climate change refugees. Many people worldwide are already being displaced by the effects of climate change, but seeking refuge due to the climate is not yet protected under international law. Climate researchers Dr Jin-ho Chung and Dr Bernardo Bolaños Guerra discuss the situation in Ethiopia in particular.

Free, 4 January.

  1. Explore the idea of UtopiaSt John's Waterloo — that's the church on the roundabout by the IMAX — unveils a new exhibition in which students from Accumulate, the Art School for the Homeless, explore their personal ideas of an ideal world. The artists are people living in hostels and temporary accommodation, who have taken part in a series of workshops in order to create the artworks.

Free, 5-11 January

  1. Bid farewell to the Queen's Platinum JubileeSadly, since her death, the Queen's Platinum Jubilee feels like a very long time ago. But the Imperial War Museum has kept its special Jubilee exhibition open as planned to mark the Queen's life and service — and this week is your final chance to see it.

It's a display of photos from the museum's own archive, showing Her Majesty's personal experiences of war, from joining the Auxiliary Territorial Service in 1945 (the first woman in The Royal Family to enlist as a full-time member of the armed services) to supporting serving members of the military and veterans during her years as monarch.

Free, until 8 January

  1. Join in London's Twelfth Night celebrationsIf you head down to Bankside on Sunday, you may stumble across all manner of oddities. That'd be London's Twelfth Night celebrations, a rather eclectic event mixing ancient customs with modern festivities. Head to the riverside near Shakespeare's Globe to witness wassailing, The Holly Man (or Green Man) being paraded along to the George Inn in Southwark, dramatic performances, and a chance to be crowned King or Queen for the day by finding a bean or a pea in a cake. Like we said, an odd (but fascinating) one.

Free, 8 January

  1. Ride the tube without any trousers onPhoto: Samantha Rea/LondonistAnother of our favourite bizarre annual events in London is the No Trousers Tube Ride, which is exactly what it sounds like; a group of people getting together to ride on the tube without any trousers on (note: underpants are VERY much required, in the spirit of keeping things legal).

It's an international event, which began with New York's No Pants Subway Ride (remember, 'pants' means something different in the USA), and several events will take place simultaneously around the world this weekend. Want to take part here in London? Head to the meeting point near Leicester Square (trews still on at this point...) to meet the organisers and receive your de-trousering instructions. Why? For fun, that's why.

Free, 8 January.

  1. View Everest, a century ago© RGS-IBGA reminder that the Everest Through The Lens exhibition is still going on at the Royal Geographical Society — but only for a couple more weeks. It marks a century of European expeditions to Everest, and centres around films made by Captain John Noel on expeditions in the 1920s, which demonstrate the uncomfortable and complex social, racial and geopolitical dynamics that shaped the expeditions.

Items on display include a programme from the cinematic release of Climbing Mount Everest, and a postcard sent from Everest Base Camp to promote The Epic of Everest.

Free, until 20 January.

  1. Bathe in the glow of Winter Light at Southbank CentreDichroic Sphere, Jakob Kvist, photo by Christoffer AskmanIf you're missing the bright colours of London's Christmas light displays, head to Southbank Centre for its Winter Light trail. The open-air exhibition features 11 LED artworks dotted around the area near the river, including meditative spinning rotating arms, a canopy of neon trees, and a dichroic sphere (pictured). It's popular with kids, photographers, and anyone who needs a splash of colour to brighten up these dark nights.

The installations were originally due to be removed this weekend, but some have now been extended until the end of the month.

Free, until 31 January.


Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

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iFLY Indoor Skydiving lands at The O2 in FebruaryAs we bid farewell to 2022 — a year of ripped roofs, beautiful wildflowers, and the longest queue ever seen, we're looking forward to what's planned in London for 2023.

  1. iFLY Indoor Skydiving at The O2 - February 2023We kick off with a high-octane addition to London — an indoor skydiving venue, opening at The O2. Making use of a vertical wind tunnel, it gives you the chance to experience the feeling of flight without even a parachute to keep you airborne.

Originally planned for December 2022, we're now expecting the doors to open in February 2023. Watch this space.

  1. Wren 400 commemorations - February 2023It's 300 years since the Christopher Wren died. Image: Matt Brown/Londonist25 February marks 300 years since the death of Sir Christopher Wren, architect of St Paul's Cathedral and 51 other churches after the Great Fire of London, as well as the Royal Hospital Chelsea, the Old Royal Naval College, parts of Hampton Court Palace and several other rather impressive structures. (Busy bloke.)

We'd expect at least some of these venues to be marking in the anniversary in some way, and we already know of the Wren300 Square Mile Churches programme, which'll see events including including school pupils building a replica of the dome of St Paul's, and a 'Wrenathon' of choirs across the Square Mile. Alternatively, go on your own Wren tour, with our map of the buildings of Sir Christopher Wren — there are almost 100 of them!

  1. The Hunterian Museum reopens - early 2023After what feels like forever, the Hunterian Museum — which closed in 2017 — is finally reopening. Originally the relaunch was scheduled for 2020 but... yup, Covid happened. Three years on down, it's FINALLY reopening those doors.

For the uninitiated, the Hunterian Museum is a Royal College of Surgeons museum, displaying all manner of anatomical curiosities, collected by 18th century surgeon and anatomist John Hunter. Preserved tumours, skeletons affected by syphilis, and the full skeleton of 'the Irish giant' Charles Byrne were among the items on display previously — we can't wait to see what it looks like when it returns.

  1. Brent Cross West Station opens - early 2023Brent Cross West under construction in June 2022. Image: Bellowhead678 in creative commonsLet's be honest, nothing is going to beat 2022 for transport fans — it was the year we finally got the Elizabeth line, for goodness sake! But 2023 does have a little treat waiting for us in the form of a brand new railway station: Brent Cross West.

It's part of the new Brent Cross Cricklewood development, where a whole new town is being built, basically. Cricklewood station, further down the line, is also getting an upgrade, but the brand new Brent Cross West station will sit between Hendon and Cricklewood stations and be served by Thameslink trains.

  1. Lee Valley Ice Centre opens - early 2023Announced back in 2019, the brand new Lee Valley Ice Centre is on schedule to open in early 2023, and will feature two Olympic-sized ice rinks, a cafe, gym, exercise studios and various other facilities. It replaces the previous ice skating and leisure centre on the same site, between Hackney Marshes and Walthamstow Marshes, but its beefed up size means that more people can now get on the ice.

  2. David Attenborough voices BBC Earth experience - March 2023The BBC Earth Experience opens in March 2023. © Woo ArchitectsThe immersive BBC Earth Experience — which opens inside the purpose-built Daikin Centre in Earl's Court on 30 March 2023 — takes visitors on a virtual safari through seven continents, with narration by the inimitable David Attenborough. It's a walk-through, 360-degree take on the 2019 TV show Seven Worlds, One Planet, and with Attenborough involved, it's bound to be popular — but it's only around until July.

  3. Ryan Reynolds at The 02 - March 2023This bloke's in town. Image: Guy Aroch.There are many things we think of when we think of Ryan Reynolds — gin and minor league Welsh football teams to name a couple — but live comedy isn't one.

Nonetheless, the Hollywood actor headlines Just For Laughs, a huge comedy festival at The O2 in March 2023, where he's in conversation with Rob Delaney about his screenwriting/acting/entrepreneurial career. While he's at the venue, perhaps he'll have a go at indoor skydiving (above), and add another string to his bow?

Anyway, Graham Norton, Katherine Ryan, Aisling Bea, Richard Curtis, Shaparak Khorsandi and Nish Kumar are also on the festival's talent-studded line-up.

  1. Museum of Homelessness opens - spring 2023Manor House Lodge in Finsbury Park is the location for London's new Museum of Homelessness, opening in the spring. It'll host performances, talks and workshops developed by people with experience of homelessness, and offer regular support sessions to those in need, on topics such as housing and legal rights and the cost-of-living crisis.

  2. Croydon London Borough of Culture - April 2023Your new Borough of Culture is on its way... Image: LondonistPicking up the mantel from Lewisham, Croydon assumes the role of London Borough of Culture for 2023. The borough has received £1.3m in funding from the Mayor of London to put together a programme of events and activities to boost the local economy and bring communities together.

Officially, Croydon London Borough of Culture launches in April, so we don't have any details of what's on the programme yet, but we're promised "a celebration of the borough’s unique identity, diverse communities and rich heritage, culture and creativity". Watch this space.

  1. Wembley Stadium centenary - April 2023Chances are, you're old enough to remember the grand opening of Wembley Stadium in March 2007 — but the venue's history goes back much further than that. 28 April 2023 marks 100 years since the opening of the original Wembley Stadium, by King George V, in time for the British Empire Exhibition of 1924. Official plans to mark the centenary haven't yet been announced — we'll keep you updated.

  2. King Charles III's Coronation and an extra bank holiday - May 2023Westminster Abbey is the venue for the coronation. Photo: Matt BrownSaturday 6 May is the day to stick in your diary for the coronation of King Charles III — and we're getting an extra bank holiday on Monday 8 May to celebrate (that's in addition to the usual May bank holidays, which fall on Monday 1 and Monday 29 May this year).

Exact details of the coronation haven't yet been announced, but we do know that it will take place at Westminster Abbey, and be conducted by the Archbishop of Canterbury. We will of course bring you all the details when they're announced, and plenty of suggestions for how to spend the extra bank holiday in London.

  1. Handel and Hendrix reopens - May 2023Hope they've still got Jimi's bed. Image: Matt Brown/LondonistIt felt like the Handel & Hendrix in London museum hadn't been open long when it closed for a transformation, known as the Hallelujah Project. The results will be revealed in May 2023 when Handel & Hendrix in London — located in the neighbouring flats which were home to George Frideric Handel and Jimi Hendrix, albeit a couple of centuries apart — reopens.

Expect to see a restored front façade and front door, a recreation of Handel's kitchen and ground floor parlours, and new exhibitions.

  1. Mrs Doubtfire Musical comes to the West End - May 2023Well hello, poppets! Euphegenia Doubtfire makes her West End debut in May, as a Mrs Doubtfire Musical, based on the film starring Robin Williams, opens in London, following a stint in Manchester.

Carla Dixon-Hernandez (Matilda the Musical) is cast as Lydia Hillard, and Cameron Blakely (The Addams Family) plays Uncle Frank Hillard. The full cast has yet to be announced.

  1. Elizabeth line runs a full timetable - May 202324 trains an hour? Don't mind if we do. Photo: Matt Brown"But we've already got the Elizabeth line", we hear you cry, "and she even runs on Sundays now!"

True enough, but the final peak timetable on the service isn't launched until May 2023. After this date, 24 trains an hour (that's one every two minutes) will run along the central section between Paddington and Whitechapel at peak times.

  1. Disney 100: Wonder of Friendship - May 2023Calling all Disney fans! Disney: The Wonder of Friendship is an immersive experience, celebrating 100 years since the opening of the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio. Exact details about the pop-up haven't yet been announced but it'll involve four themed rooms based on Alice in Wonderland, The Lion King, Lilo & Stitch, and Mickey and co. Sorry kiddos, it's (strangely) aimed at age 18+.

  2. National Portrait Gallery reopens - June 2023Three years after it closed for a spruce up and refurb, the National Portrait Gallery reopens to the public in June. The main change is a new entrance, located on the north side of the building, including a forecourt and pedestrian bridge. Additionally, a wing that was previously used as offices has been transformed into public gallery space, and the curators have taken advantage of the closure to rearrange the collection.

  3. We Will Rock You returns - June 2023Queen musical We Will Rock You headbangs its way back into to the West End for the first time since 2014, to mark 21 years since it debuted in 2002.

This time round, the show eschews its old home at the Dominion, for the nearby London Coliseum — the same stage which saw Freddie Mercury’s Royal Ballet gala performance in 1979. Director Ben Elton and Queen members Brian May are on board once again, but bear in mind it's only here for a 12-week run (2 June-27 August), and likely to be very popular.

  1. Young V&A opens - summer 2023Image by Picture Plane © Victoria and Albert Museum, LondonThe Bethnal Green museum previously known as the Museum of Childhood reopens as Young V&A this year. As the name suggests, it's still very much aimed at younger visitors from toddlers to teenagers, with spaces designed to encourage play and creative activities. A central spiral kaleidoscopic staircase is a key feature of the building, along with artworks created with, and inspired by, young people. We'll see three permanent galleries, on the themes of Play, Imagine and Design — with 2,000 different objects displayed across the site.

  2. Guinness microbrewery comes to Covent Garden - autumn 2023Old Brewers' Yard opens in Covent Garden in the autumn. Image: DiageoAutumn 2023 is being given as the opening date for Guinness at Old Brewer's Yard in Covent Garden. The development will take up most of the block between Mercer, Endell and Shelton Streets and Long Acre, creating something of a haven for fans of the Irish stout brand, encompassing a brewhouse, bar, restaurant and retail shop.

See the plans and keep up to date with developments.

  1. Shakespeare's Globe Folio 400 celebrations - November 20238 November 2023 is the 400th anniversary of the publication of Shakespeare's First Folio, a collection of 36 of his works compiled by his friends, seven years after his own death.

Plans are afoot to mark the anniversary in locations all over the UK and beyond, throughout the year. The British Library has plans to unveil a display of the five First Folios in its possession (details TBC), and naturally, Shakespeare's Globe is promising "year-long Folio 400th Anniversary celebrations", though hasn't yet revealed any details.

  1. New tram-buses on London's roads - sometime in 2023Image: TfLThe 358 bus route between Crystal Palace and Orpington will be the first to use newly-designed electric tram buses. They're charged up using pantograph-style overhead fixtures at either end of the route, taking under 10 minutes to fully charge up.

20 of the emission-free vehicles will be rolled out on the route some time in 2023 (the exact date hasn't yet been confirmed)

  1. New skyscrapers at 40 Leadenhall Street (Gotham City) and 8 Bishopsgate Gotham City under construction in 2022.As always, there are a lot of new skyscrapers going up in London at the moment, and two in particular are expected to be completed in 2023.

40 Leadenhall Street, nicknamed Gotham City, will be 154m-tall when finished, and will block out one of the two remaining views of the Gherkin from the river. Meanwhile, 8 Bishopsgate should also be done and dusted this year, when its proximity to 22 Bishopsgate will create what is surely the tallest alleyway in London. Oh, and it'll have a public viewing gallery at the top.

  1. St Bartholomew's Hospital 900th anniversary - all yearWest Smithfield's St Bart's Hospital celebrates its 900th anniversary in 2023, making it the oldest working hospital in the UK. Celebrations are already under way, with a visit from the King in November 2022, and artist Adam Dant is working on a hyper-detailed map featuring stories from 900 people connected with the hospital. Copies go on sale in January 2023, in support of Barts Heritage and the Sharing Historic Barts project, and the hospital has further fundraising projects planned throughout the year.

Plus, the biggest exhibitions opening in London in 2023Image: Trustees of the Natural History MuseumOur art critic has a detailed look at what to expect in London's museum and galleries in 2023, but here's a quick rundown of some of the highlights:

  • David Hockney: Bigger & Closer (not smaller & further away) at Lightroom: Hockney himself is behind this new immersive show, which transforms his art into a multisensory experience. From 25 January 2023
  • Ukraine: Photographs From The Frontline at Imperial War Museum: A year since the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, this exhibition shows photographs of life in Ukraine since Russian forces annexed Crimea in 2014. 3 February-7 May 2023
  • Brick Dinos at Horniman Museum: A family-friendly exhibition of dinosaur models created from Lego bricks. 10 February-29 October 2023
  • Donatallo: Sculpting the Renaissance at V&A South Kensington: The first major UK exhibition on renowned Renaissance sculptor Donatello. From 11 February 2023
  • Beyond The Streets London at Saatchi Gallery: A wide-ranging look at street art and graffiti, with work from 150+ artists, plus photography, fashion and more. 17 February-9 May 2023
  • Titanosaur at Natural History Museum: a look at the largest creature ever known to have walked the planet. 31 March 2023-7 January 2024
  • Luxury and Power: Persia to Greece at The British Museum: In a nutshell, a look at luxury as a political tool in the Middle East and southeast Europe from 550–30 BC. 4 May-13 August 2023
  • Gabrielle Chanel. Fashion Manifesto at V&A South Kensington: The V&A continues its fashion exhibitions with the first UK exhibition dedicated to the work of French couturière, Gabrielle 'Coco' Chanel. From 16 September 2024

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

It's About To Get Easier To Travel From London To Berlin By TrainNew European Sleeper service launching in 2023.

Image: Florian Wehde via UnsplashGuess What Our Most-Read Article Of 2022 Was...(Clue: it wasn't this one - we've only just written it.)

22 Cheery Things To Do In London In January 2023Events to get you through the dark winter days.

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Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features from the past seven days.

It's About To Get Easier To Travel From London To Berlin By TrainNew European Sleeper service launching in 2023.

Image: Florian Wehde via UnsplashGuess What Our Most-Read Article Of 2022 Was...(Clue: it wasn't this one - we've only just written it.)

22 Cheery Things To Do In London In January 2023Events to get you through the dark winter days.

12 Predictions For London In 2023Our annual look ahead.

Best Of London 2022: It's The Annual Londonist Awards!And the award for Most Unfortunate Place Name goes to...

The Hardy Tree Of St Pancras Has FallenIconic ash with novelist connections is no more.

Places That Closed Down In London 2022We've lost some top notch venues this year.

The First Driverless Tube Train Ran In 1963... On The District LineTechnically, the Victoria line was only the third to have driverless trains.

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Mu, Dalston. Image by Dan Preston. Our round up of places that closed in London in 2022 makes for a melancholy read, but it's worth being reminded that — valiantly, in the face of spiking cost-of-everything — 2022 was liberally scattered with new openings in London. Live-fire cooking, Thai-influenced heat, and new omakase joints were all a big presence — but there was enough of everything from lowlit robata grills, pan-African sharing menus and thicc pizza-pie joints to make it hard to stick to just ten of our favourites,

Manteca, Shoreditch Manteca, Shoreditch. Image by Lydia Manch.Doing some of the best nose-to-tail Italian cooking — scrap that, some of the best Italian food, full stop — in London: like nearly everybody else within a 100km radius of the M25, we fell for Manteca hard this year.

In-house meat-curing. Hand-rolled pasta. Live-fire cooking. And a warmly-lit, romantic-meets-rowdy feel that can turn a quick linguini pitstop into a lingering, closing-the-restaurant-down dinner: Manteca's a nonchalantly, unceremomiously great place to spend an evening.

It keeps luring us back, our visits a mix of their notorious six-weeks-in-advance-booking to get a table and last minute turning up and looking plaintively hungry — the moral is that whenever you want to be eating something glorious and you don't have a plan, you should probably just always try to be at Manteca and sometimes it'll work out for you. Read more about our visits here.

Manteca, Shoreditch.

Mu, Dalston Mu, Dalston. Image by Charlie McKay.From the same people as Brilliant Corners, a few doors down, Mu's taken the BC fixation on late-night music, eclectic programming and natural wine, added a Japanese-ish robata grill menu, and and jammed it into a vibey, Scandi-simple bar-meets-restaurant space.

It's a bit like a latenite Manhattan jazz bar. It's a bit like a counter-dining izakaya. A bit like Rick's in Casablanca, but with more sake, a bit less gin, and (probably) less political intrigue. Arrive late, stay till they lovingly usher you out, and don't miss the saketini.

Mu, Dalston.

Chet's, Shepherd's Bush The poached egg on toast at Chet's, with Thai salad and nam jim sauce. Image by Lydia Manch.Thai-Americana mash-up from chef Kris Yenbamroong, Chet's started off as a pop-up underneath the Hoxton Holborn in Rondo La Cave, their incubator kitchen (where Detroit Pizza later in this list also did a pop-up stint).

The Chet's menu's fiery, with clashes of Thai and LA food tropes that feel less like fusion and more like a cheerfully chaotic wrestling match — stuff like the tuna melt, with tuna larb blanketed in American cheese, and the Bodega sandwich, a kaiser roll, scrambled egg and cheese, with northern Thai sai ua sausage (famous for fans of Yenbamroong's LA venue, Night + Market), and umami ketchup. Look out for high-heat salads, and crabby, garlic-heavy pineapple rice.

Chet's, Shepherd's Bush.

Acme Fire Cult, Dalston Image by Acme Fire Cult, Dalston.In some ways the collab between chefs Andrew Clarke and Daniel Watson and 40ft Brewery in Dalston still feels more like a temporary pop-up than a fully-fledged restaurant: service is very friendly and kind of chaotic; both times we've been it's been cold enough (indoors) that several people were wearing coats and woolly hats to eat. Sign of how good the food is that we're already planning our next visit despite that; the menu's a flamboyant, fire-kissed masterpiece of rich flavours and light charring — grilled leeks heavy with pistachio romesco, mutton merguez ragu with lamb fat toast, and (star dish imo, hidden modestly for five quid in the pre-dinner snacks list) the Marmite butter and pecorino sourdough toast, black butter pooling underneath the chunks of bread like a sexy, salty oil slick.

It's not just fire, smoke and swagger, though, like some restaurants riding the open-fire trend. The food's nuanced, with scatterings of gherkins, kimchi, shiso and a bit of fermentation-worship around the menu singing through the richness. Bonus points for their participation in the devilled eggs revival going on this year, which: we love to see. Dress in thermals, and order two rounds of the Marmite sourdough each.

Acme Fire Cult, Dalston.

Lusin, Mayfair Hummus central: Lusin, Mayfair. Image by Lydia Manch.Mayfair's first and only Armenian restaurant is talking a fancy, high-end game — but for a formal, sommelier-heavy, high end place, Lusin manages to pull off being cosy and kind of intimate.

Ignore the set-up of the restaurant, which looks like it suits romantic little tête-à-tête tables of two — the menu has a strong slant towards group feasting. Prices look punchily expensive (and often are; it's very much aimed at Mayfair wallets) but become a bit less so when you realise several of the signature dishes aren't, despite the menu's silence on the subject, main courses for one; they're plates for three or four of you. The sour cherry kebab's one of those, vividly rich, sweet and sour, ditto the gapama, an entire roasted pumpkin stuffed with rice, and little chunks of spiced meat — both better shared between four, scooped up with some lavash bread fresh out of the oven, and washed down with something from their Areni Noir wine list.

Lusin, Mayfair.

Elis, Bethnal Green Elis at Town Hall Hotel, Bethnal Green. Image by Arianna Ruth.Town Hall Hotel's been longing for something a bit more lowkey, a bit more accessible, a bit more drop-in-on-an-urge rather than save-up-for-months than Da Terra, the double Michelin-starred restaurant from Rafael Cagali downstairs. Enter Elis, also from Cagali, serving a menu inspired by his childhood in Sâo Paolo, and his Brazilian-Italian heritage. Think Arctic char crudo with manioc root dressing, bacalhao fritters, and pecorino churros.

Elis, Bethnal Green.

Plaza Khao Gaeng, Tottenham Court Road Hot on the heels of last year's VIỆTPopulairepop-up in Soho comes another JKS Group project, this one serving lip-swellingly hot southern Thai food in the mezzanine-level space at Arcade Food Hall.

The JKS-Luke Farrell tentacles are myriad: downstairs at Arcade they have Indonesian street food stand Bebek! Bebek!, and rowdy Bangkok-influenced Speedboat bar in Soho. Of the three, PKG's the most restaurant-like but it's still informal, canteen-esque, with truly unflattering lighting that highlights nicely the sweat forming on everybody's brows and the tears standing in everyb0dy's eyes when they reach the Khua Kling Muu (wok-fried minced pork). It's an exuberant, high-power menu, in a lowkey setting — and at relatively lowkey prices for food this imperial, with £35 a head getting you the long, punchy Deep South set menu, and the a la carte dishes much cheaper.

Plaza Khao Gaeng, Tottenham Court Road.

Tatale, Southwark The debut restaurant from Akwasi Brenya-Mensa's a joyful pan-African party, with a menu geared towards group banqueting (if only so you get to order every dish). The concept's designed to fit with the remit of the Africa Centre, where it's based: to celebrate the diversity of Africa and its global dispora. On Brenya-Mensa's menu that translates to Ghanaian omo tuo and nkatenkwan (rich groundnut soup with a rice dumpling) rubbing up against South African geelrys (yellow rice) and Jamaican ackee croquettes. Fantastic for people eating low or no meat, with most of the best dishes (and 5/6 of the dishes on the Taste of Tatale set menu) vegetarian, and vegan by request.

Tatale, Southwark.

Detroit Pizza, Shoreditch Detroit Pizza. Image by Lydia Manch.We've had the seal of approval for their signature Detroit pie — pepperoni, jalapeño, parsley, honey, parmesan — from somebody who grew up on the real bona fide right-outta-Detroit deal. The airy bases, intense marinara sauces and OTT Americana of the pies are available for delivery (and imo this travels better than a trad Neapolitan or Roman pizza crust thanks to its resolute thiccness) but one bonus of a drop-in to their Spitalfields shopfront is it's also available by the slice.

Detroit Pizza, Shoreditch.

Second comings

Officina 00, Fitzrovia: A second branch for the Old Street pasta-slingers, the new location's serving most of the classics from the OG menu, but with a dish or two of their own.

Don't miss the fried cacio e pepe raviolo — little coin-sized hits of crunchy, rich heat — or the ink raviolo Bergese, stuffed with crab and layered with egg yolk and turmeric butter that ooze out viscously when you cut into it.

Crème, Notting Hill: Crème's new branch is doing the same NY-style chunky cookies as the OG Soho location. Chocolate-studded, thick, and managing to be rich but fluffy, and feel wholesome but intensely OTT at the same time, these are as far as we know — and we don't say this lightly — the best cookies available on the open market in London.

Three Uncles, Brixton: A tiny, popular Brixton Village venue for the Cantonese roast meat specialists, doing their signature siu mei platters of roasted duck, pork, or chicken, glazed and cooked over an open fire. Read more about our visit here.

Honourable mention

St Barts, City: Didn't make the main list because we haven't been there yet — but the praise we hear from all corners for the low-pretension, high-execution 15-course tasting menus is so incredibly feverish, I've got to believe this is truly outstanding food or a very effective cult.

Tendril, Mayfair: Moving on at the end of January, but it'd be hard not to include Rishim Sachdeva's pop-up in a list of some of the most exciting food happening in London this year. Tenril successfully crowdfunded this year for a permanent location in 2023 — watch out for the next venue for the inventive, lovely, accidental celebrity-magnet and mostly vegan restaurant.

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A cold January day looking across, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs.He's done it again. Just when we thought his work couldn't get any more impressive, aerial photographer Jason Hawkes shares some of his new images of London with us, and they're as breathtaking as ever.

Jason Hawkes is an aerial photographer who has been flying over London for over 20 years, shooting while leaning out of the door of AS355 helicopters from heights of between 450ft and 2500ft. He has produced over 50 books of his works, as well as shooting on behalf of clients. Below are some of his favourite images from throughout 2022, from cold January mornings through to the bright lights of Christmas in December, via drought, Wimbledon, and the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

See more of his work on his website, and follow him on Instagram and Twitter.

Aerial view of Blackfriars, London Waterloo East and South Bank.The roof of The 02, Greenwich Peninsula, ripped off by Storm Eunice in February 2022.A dusk aerial view over London.Union Jack flags along Regent Street to celebrate the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.Aerial view of London City Airport.Looking down South Dock, Canary Wharf.View over Tower Bridge and the River Thames.A close-up looking into The View from The Shard.Misty morning view over Vauxhall with the City of London in the background.Dawn over the Palace of Westminster, London Eye, and River Thames.View over Battersea Power Station.Aerial view of the River Thames, London Eye, South Bank, Embankment and Houses of Parliament.Aerial view of Hyde Park.View down onto No 1 Court at Wimbledon.Families playing in the fountains at Granary Square, King's Cross.Aerial view of a parched Kensington Gardens and Hyde Park, Summer 2022.A parched Kensington Gardens, Hyde Park.People swimming and sunbathing at Brockwell Lido.Looking west over the River Thames to the Palace of Westminster, St James's Park and Green Park.London Stadium, Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, Stratford.Aerial view of The ShardAerial view of the Thames1 Electric Boulevard, art'otel and London Battersea Power Station.A foreshortened aerial view of the River Thames, Tower Bridge, with the Wembley Stadium arch visible in the distance.Autumnal colours at Olympic Park Splash Fountain, Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, Stratford.View over the Serpentine, Hyde Park to Mayfair and beyond, the London Eye, Shard and Canary Wharf.Dusk aerial view of Albert Embankment and Vauxhall.Night aerial view over Wembley Park and Wembley Stadium.Autumnal view looking up the River Thames over Palace of Westminster to Vauxhall.Dawn view over Hyde Park Corner and Buckingham Palace.Aerial view of the Thames.Elizabeth Tower, Palace of Westminster.Close-up view of the Sky Garden at 20 Fenchurch Street.Battersea Power Station.Night aerial view of Hyde Park Winter Wonderland.Night aerial view of the Christmas lights on Regent Street.Night aerial view of The Shard Christmas lights.

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Time once again to gaze into our crystal ball and glimpse London's near future. After more than a decade of publishing these predictions, Londonist is now regarded as the capital's very own Nostradamus*.

JanuaryIt's been a turbulent time for the Department for Education, with five Education Secretaries since July. The government turns to a noted educationalist from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His experience as "Defence Against the Dark Arts" master (only the sixth in six years) should bring much-needed stability to the role.

FebruaryTo mark 300 years since the death of Sir Christopher Wren, a major renovation of St Paul's Cathedral is announced. The dome of Wren's masterpiece will be elevated by up to 100 metres, to better compete with nearby skyscrapers.

MarchOwing to a severe budget squeeze, Transport for London's escalator replacement programme is hit with serious cut-backs.

AprilAs Croydon becomes London Borough of Culture 2023, its famous Ikea store (with historic chimneys) is converted into an immersive production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Chew on the never-ending meatballs, assemble the great flatpack elevator, and spend hours exploring the labyrinthine corridors wondering how you'll ever get out.

MayKing Charles III is crowned. Last time we got a new monarch, two Londoners invented "Coronation chicken" — cold chicken in a yellow mayo sauce. This time round, the cost-of-living crisis means we have to make do with less extravagant fare. "Coronation turf" combines reconstituted mowings with compacted horse matter from the procession route.

JuneIn the Square Mile, the world's first artificial mountain nears completion.

July Greggs wins sponsorship rights to the London tube map. The multi-million pound deal will see every branch of the bakery chain appear on the diagram.

AugustLong-running industrial action on the rail and tube networks continues. Unfortunately, the shutdown coincides with a strike by camera crews and photographers. Desperate journalists raid their children's toy boxes to provide images for their coverage.

SeptemberLondon's ever-shifting advertising culture latches onto a bold new trend. Dubbed "prognostic PR" or "crystal ball marketing", the technique celebrates future accolades, awards or accomplishments that haven't yet happened. Creatives start writing 5* reviews for shows that haven't even auditioned, while unbuilt tower blocks in Wandsworth are deemed to be icons of the London skyline. In truth, the trend began years ago, as these photos show.

October4 October would have been Charlton Heston's 100th birthday. Londoners celebrate by organising a location-appropriate chariot ride.

NovemberIt's 400 years since the publication of the First Folio of Shakespeare's plays. A celebratory "trail of vibrant installations, to help Bankside visitors interact with the Bard" does not live up to the hype.

DecemberAs calls grow to place a statue of Queen Elizabeth II on the Fourth Plinth, the Mayor's office announces the final artistic commission for the space. The structure will be dug up from Trafalgar Square and turned upside-down, to suggest that the entire planet Earth now rests upon the plinth.

See how we predicted the year ahead for 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022 and leave your own predictions in the comments below.

*Sorry, that's a fib. Hardly anyone ever reads this annual article and we put it together for our own amusement.

All words, images and bad photoshopping by Matt Brown

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Canary Wharf Winter Lights is back - and it's free!NEW YEAR'S DAY PARADE: If you're not busy sleeping off the year's biggest hangover, head into central London on 1 January for London's New Year's Day Parade. Marching bands, dancers, pop group Scouting for Girls and rock band Toploader, and huge inflatable balloons are all part of the entertainment this time round. FREE, 1 January

*TWELFTH NIGHT:* London's annual Twelfth Night celebrations mix ancient customs with modern festivities, making for a bizarre and eclectic event. Head to the riverside near Shakespeare's Globe to witness wassailing, The Holly Man (or Green Man) being paraded across the river, dramatic performances, and a chance to be crowned King or Queen for the day by finding a bean or a pea in a cake. Like we said, an odd (but fascinating) one. FREE, *8 January*

***CIRQUE DU SOLEIL:*** Cirque du Soleil's latest show, Kurios: Cabinet of Curiosities, comes to the Royal Albert Hall. It's a steampunk-inspired show featuring acrobatic stunts and contortionists — and let's face it, with Cirque, you know it's going to be good. ***13 January-5 March***

**MIME LONDON:* Apparently the capital's longest established theatre season, London International Mime Festival is back for four weeks of performances. The programme includes more than 15 productions across circus, juggling, live theatre and short films by performers from all over the world. Our pick includes a chance to see the ever-popular Gandini Juggling, as well as String Theatre, for younger audiences. 16 January-5 February***

Photo: London New Year's Day Parade**LONDON ART FAIR:* The capital's art scene swings into action for the year at the London Art Fair at the Business Design Centre in Islington. Focus is on modern and contemporary pieces, with galleries from all over London and beyond exhibiting. *18-22 January****

**CANARY WHARF WINTER LIGHTS:*Once again the streets, docks, malls and squares of Canary Wharf will be aglow for Winter Lights. So far, 21 glowing installations have been announced for the free illuminations festival, with a market and street food stalls popping up to keep visitors fed and watered. While you're in the area, why not take a twirl on the Canary Wharf ice rink? It's the only one of London's winter ice rinks which stays open right through until February*. FREE, 18-28 January

SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND: Travis Alabanza’s first play for the Royal Court spotlights London’s iconic underground club culture. Legends of the London Queer club scene star in Sound of the Underground — expect punk, profanity and a fierce fight about workers’ rights. 19 January-25 February

HISPANIC WORLD: The Royal Academy opens a new exhibition, Spain and the Hispanic World, showcasing art from the region from the ancient world to the 20th century. It spans sculptures, paintings, ceramics, maps, drawings and more, including work by Velázquez and Goya. 21 January-10 April

String Theatre: A Water Journey is part of London International Mime Festival. © Tiddly Films *LONDON SHORT FILM FESTIVAL:* January is ideal for snuggling down in the cinema watching films, which is where London Short Film Festival comes in. Taking place at several independent cinemas around the capital, the programme usually includes a wealth of new drama, documentary and animation short films, competition-winning films, and industry events such as Q&A sessions and speed-pitching sessions. Full 2023 programme TBC at time of writing — check the LSFF website for updates. **20-29 January**

*WASSAIL DAY:* London Wildlife Trust hosts a Wassail Day at Dulwich Village Orchard. It's an ancient custom of singing to apple-producing trees in cider orchards, and the event includes an orchard tour, live folk music, crafts and more. *FREE, 21 January*

*CHINESE NEW YEAR:* Sunday 22 January is the date of Chinese New Year 2023, ushering in the Year of the Rabbit. We're hoping London's parade will be back after a couple of years hiatus due to Covid, and plenty of other places will be celebrating too — have a read of our guide to Chinese New Year and Lunar New Year celebrations in London. Around *22 January*

*VAULT FESTIVAL:* 500+ shows make up this year's VAULT Festival programme, expanding from its original home to take place in various venues around Waterloo. Theatre, comedy, immersive experiences, cabaret, and family shows all feature on the programme, from risqué character comedy Clown Sex, to comedy drama We Are Going To Die. *24 January-19 March*

Cirque du Soleil is back at the Royal Albert Hall © Goff Photos *THE LEHMAN TRILOGY:* Three-act play The Lehman Trilogy returns to London after stints on Broadway and in LA, telling the story of the Lehman Brothers, from their arrival in American as immigrants, to the collapse of their investment firm in 2008. See it at the Gillian Lynne Theatre. *24 January-20 May*

BURNS NIGHT: Scottish poet Robert Burns is celebrated on the anniversary of his birth with Burns suppers and other special Burns Night events. From special suppers to live music to ceilidhs, here's our guide to Burns Night events in London. 25 January

*BIG GARDEN BIRDWATCH: Help the RSPB keep an eye on the numbers of wild birds in London by taking part in the Big Garden Birdwatch. If you're lucky enough to have a garden or outside space, spend an hour counting and recording the numbers and types of birds that visit it, then report back to the RPSB. The charity then uses the data to spot any patterns, anomalies, or any species that may be in danger. FREE, 27-29 January***

SYLVIA: Singer Beverley Knight stars in Sylvia, a musical celebrating the life of suffragette Sylvia Pankhurst, which returns to The Old Vic this month. Dance, hip hop, funk and soul music feature in the revolutionary tale. 27 January-1 April

Join the Chinese New Year celebrations. Image: Tong Su via Unsplash*CHARLES I: Every year, the anniversary of the execution of Charles I is commemorated. The event begins at 11am in the Mall, when the King’s Army, the Royalist part of the English Civil War Society, gather on The Mall in full costume, with mounted troops and weapons, and march up to Horseguards Parade for a commemorative service. Well worth watching if you're in the area. FREE, 30 January*

LAST CHANCE: A few things are closing this month too. It's your last chance to see:

  • WINTER WONDERLAND: If you haven't made it to the behemoth seasonal funfair yet, it runs until early January. It tends to be quieter after Christmas, though you'll still need to book entry tickets in advance. Until 2 January.
  • DIPPY: Last chance to see Dippy Returns at Natural History Museum, a display detailing the replica diplodocus skeleton's recent tour around the UK. FREE, until 2 January
  • BEATRIX POTTER: The V&A's major exhibition dedicated to the children's author, her work as a scientist and activist, and how that inspired her famous characters. Until 8 January
  • STRANGE CLAY: Focusing on artists who work in ceramics, Strange Clay brings together a fantastic selection at Hayward Gallery at Southbank Centre. Until 8 January
  • LUCIAN FREUD: Last chance to see the National Gallery's Lucian Freud: New Perspectives, the first major exhibition of the artist's work in 10 years, with paintings spanning seven decades. Until 22 January

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Why fly to Berlin, when you can go by sleeper train. Image: Florian Wehde via UnsplashA new overnight train route has just been announced, making it easier to get to Berlin and other European cities from London.

Launching in May 2023, the European Sleeper service runs Brussels-Antwerp-Rotterdam-Amsterdam-Hanover-Berlin. With Eurostar offering direct trains between London and Brussels-Midi, this means you can get from St Pancras to Berlin with just one change.

The overnight service leaves Brussels-Midi at 7.22pm on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings, arriving at Berlin at 6.48am the next morning — so the Friday evening service sounds ideal for kickstarting a weekend away. Eurostar currently runs around nine direct services between London and Brussels-Midi a day, with that journey taking just over two hours. So... we're thinking leave London mid-morning, spend an afternoon in Brussels, then sleep off all those Delirium Tremens you've drunk, on the onward sleeper to Berlin.

Return journeys from Berlin to Brussels depart on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evenings, arriving in Brussels at 9.27am the next morning.

Even better, there are plans to extend the service to Dresden and Prague in 2024.

Tickets for the new service go on sale 20 February 2023 via the European Sleeper website.

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Why fly to Berlin, when you can go by sleeper train. Image: Florian Wehde via UnsplashA new overnight train route has just been announced, making it easier to get to Berlin and other European cities from London.

Launching in May 2023, the European Sleeper service runs Brussels-Antwerp-Rotterdam-Amsterdam-Hanover-Berlin. With Eurostar offering direct trains between London and Brussels-Midi, this means you can get from St Pancras to Berlin with just one change.

The overnight service leaves Brussels-Midi at 7.22pm on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings, arriving at Berlin at 6.48am the next morning — so the Friday evening service sounds ideal for kickstarting a weekend away. Eurostar currently runs around nine direct services between London and Brussels-Midi a day, with that journey taking just over two hours. So... we're thinking leave London mid-morning, spend an afternoon in Brussels, then sleep off all those Delirium Tremens you've drunk, on the onward sleeper to Berlin.

Return journeys from Berlin to Brussels depart on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday evenings, arriving in Brussels at 9.27am the next morning.

Even better, there are plans to extend the service to Dresden and Prague in 2024.

Tickets for the new service go on sale 20 February 2023 via the European Sleeper website.

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As we cast our memory back over the past 12 months, we start a new tradition of dishing out awards for the best, the worst and the WTF-iest of London in 2022. It's far too dull having things like "Best New Restaurant" — but we are awarding (virtual) trophies for"Best Roundel", "Finest Pub Crisp Selection" and "WTF Moment of the Year".

And the award for Most Unfortunate Place Name goes to...There was only one nominee for out first award — Truss's Island. Soon after we discovered this wretchedly-monikered piece of land near Staines, we published an article about it. And not a moment too soon, either. A few HOURS later, Liz Truss resigned in disgrace. (If you don't remember Liz Truss, she was one of Britain's 14 prime minsters this year.)

And the award for WTF? Moment of the Year goes to...The O2 had strips torn off it — quite literally. Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistThere were plenty of WTF moments, as usual, in London in 2022 — from the Old Operating Theatre performing "live 19th-century style amputations", to discovering Charles Dickens had a hipster 'tache, to Daleks advancing down the Mall for the Queen's jubilee, to... well, the Queen dying. But really, the award this year has to go to that moment back in February when the whole of London uttered a collective WTF, as Storm Eunice tore strips off The O2 like they were sheets of oversized Andrex.

And the award for Best Exhibition About London Not in London Goes to...Learn about the unbuilt Northern line. Image: M@/LondonistYou may've noticed that Londonist has been piercing the Greater London/metropolitan elite snowflake bubble this year, with trips to everywhere from Leeds to Prague in our Beyond London section. But this particular award belongs somewhere closer to home. Elstree & Borehamwood Museum lies just beyond the tippety-top of London, yet the Northern line was once supposed to reach this neck of the woods — as a superb exhibition showed us in 2022. Off the Rails: the Line That Never Was proved so popular it was, ironically, extended. Unlike the Northern line itself.

And the award for Roundel of the Year goes to...Couldn't not be. Image: M@/LondonistVariations on the classic red, white and blue tube roundels are very much a "thing" these days — and we're often being tipped off to new ones appearing across London (and beyond). Our award could have gone to Larry Achiampong's Pan African reinterpretation at Westminster, or to London's only dual-language roundel, in Southall. But obviously, this award has to be shared with every single new roundel unveiled on the brand new Elizabeth line. The future is bright. The future is purple.

And the award for Tube Map of the Year goes to...The alternative tube map switches out the 272 tube stations we know, for the names of well-known (and should-be-well-known) women and non-binary people.Another "thing" is alternative tube maps, some of which we are guilty of bringing into the world ourselves (hello aromatic tube map). Deserving runners-up in the category this year were the tube map of cheapest pints, and the tube map of libraries. But the tube map that really caught our attention was one which flies in the face of place names and tube stations overwhelmingly named after male landed gentry and aristocrats — replacing them with the names of pioneering women. Come up, and get your award, City of Women London map.

And the award for Sculpture of the Year goes to...Image courtesy Paternoster SquarePlenty of new statues and sculptures to choose from in 2022, including Thomas Heatherwick's much-panned Tree of Trees outside Buckingham Palace, the frankly disturbing human snails of Aldgate, a life-sized Lego Suffragette, and a new — and much-delayed — piece for the prime art real estate that is the Fourth Plinth. But Londonist readers have spoken, and the sculpture you most enjoyed reading about this year was the uncanny sight of a zebra dining with a lion and and giraffe in Paternoster Square's Wild Table of Love. The bad news is this incredible feast for the eyes is a temporary installation — the better news is that it's hanging around till May 2023.

And the award for Seriously Though, Is That Actually Going to Happen? goes to...The MSG Sphere London would be nearly identical to the MSG Sphere Las Vegas. Image: MSG Sphere LondonAnything can happen in London. Just look at Great British Bakeoff the Musical. Our runners-up in this coveted category are Greenwich Park turning into a giant grassy staircase, and a skyscraper named Gotham City looming above the City (this one is in fact nearing completion). But it's another cartoonish building that scoops our Seriously Though, Is That Actually Going to Happen? award — the 'Stratford Sphere', which looks like a giant fortune teller's dropped their f**k-off massive crystal ball next to the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. We would say look out for this, but if they actually build it, you'll know about it.

And the award for Comeback of the Year goes to...The moment Battersea Power Station (re)openedNow for something that certainly DID happen. Among the nominees for London's comeback kid in 2022 was Scootercaffe, which closed down "permanently", then reopened three months later. But there was only comeback that could really win this year — and that was Battersea Power Station, which at the end of October, regenerated into a super spenny shopping mall — complete with explosive fireworks and ticker tape unboxing. You can certainly pick faults with the development, and the way it's been done — but we dare you to step inside this remarkable building and not be awed by its bricky majesty.

And the award for Wonderfully Niche Book of the Year goes to...A smart coffee table tome picturing London's council houses was in the running for this award, as was a pamphlet about a spaceport in Croydon that never existed. But these was frankly blown out of the water by Cathy Ross' Bollardology, a book which not only hones in on a particular genre of street furniture, but focuses solely on those positioned within the Square Mile.

And the award for I Didn't Know That Museum Existed goes to...Crumbs! Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistA handful of new museums showed up in the capital this year — including Queer Britain, the UK's first LGBTQ museum, and an online museum about insurance. 2022 was also the year we learned that there's a museum dedicated to BISCUITS in Bermondsey — and soon after this came to light, we were there, er, digesting the tasty archives.

And the award for Flagrant Misuse of "Hidden Gem" goes to...The phrase "hidden gem" is often bandied around willy nilly, and we'll be the first to admit we've used the hackneyed phrase once or twice before. But there's a time and a place for it, and one PR this year clearly didn't get the memo, flagrantly describing Wimbledon Common as a "hidden gem". Not only is Wimbledon Common a massive swath of land, perambulated by thousands of Londoners daily... there's a famous song about it — and it's bloody catchy too.

And the award for Finest Pub Crisp Selection goes to...A-maize-ing choice of snacks. Image: LondonistWe're not doing a pub of the year — there have been too many belting new boozers we've tried out — but we WILL hand out a Londonist award to the best selection of crisps in a pub — and that has to go to The Shirker's Rest in New Cross, for its ever-evolving wall of savoury snacks. One constant on the lineup, though, are thick those potatoey discuses of joy, Slabs. And with that, we're off to the award ceremony afterparty. Shirker's, anyone?

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As we cast our memory back over the past 12 months, we start a new tradition of dishing out awards for the best, the worst and the WTF-iest of London in 2022. It's far too dull having things like "Best New Restaurant" — but we are awarding (virtual) trophies for"Best Roundel", "Finest Pub Crisp Selection" and "WTF Moment of the Year".

And the award for Most Unfortunate Place Name goes to...There was only one nominee for out first award — Truss's Island. Soon after we discovered this wretchedly-monikered piece of land near Staines, we published an article about it. And not a moment too soon, either. A few HOURS later, Liz Truss resigned in disgrace. (If you don't remember Liz Truss, she was one of Britain's 14 prime minsters this year.)

And the award for WTF? Moment of the Year goes to...The O2 had strips torn off it — quite literally. Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistThere were plenty of WTF moments, as usual, in London in 2022 — from the Old Operating Theatre performing "live 19th-century style amputations", to discovering Charles Dickens had a hipster 'tache, to Daleks advancing down the Mall for the Queen's jubilee, to... well, the Queen dying. But really, the award this year has to go to that moment back in February when the whole of London uttered a collective WTF, as Storm Eunice tore strips off The O2 like they were sheets of oversized Andrex.

And the award for Best Exhibition About London Not in London Goes to...Learn about the unbuilt Northern line. Image: M@/LondonistYou may've noticed that Londonist has been piercing the Greater London/metropolitan elite snowflake bubble this year, with trips to everywhere from Leeds to Prague in our Beyond London section. But this particular award belongs somewhere closer to home. Elstree & Borehamwood Museum lies just beyond the tippety-top of London, yet the Northern line was once supposed to reach this neck of the woods — as a superb exhibition showed us in 2022. Off the Rails: the Line That Never Was proved so popular it was, ironically, extended. Unlike the Northern line itself.

And the award for Roundel of the Year goes to...Couldn't not be. Image: M@/LondonistVariations on the classic red, white and blue tube roundels are very much a "thing" these days — and we're often being tipped off to new ones appearing across London (and beyond). Our award could have gone to Larry Achiampong's Pan African reinterpretation at Westminster, or to London's only dual-language roundel, in Southall. But obviously, this award has to be shared with every single new roundel unveiled on the brand new Elizabeth line. The future is bright. The future is purple.

And the award for Tube Map of the Year goes to...The alternative tube map switches out the 272 tube stations we know, for the names of well-known (and should-be-well-known) women and non-binary people.Another "thing" is alternative tube maps, some of which we are guilty of bringing into the world ourselves (hello aromatic tube map). Deserving runners-up in the category this year were the tube map of cheapest pints, and the tube map of libraries. But the tube map that really caught our attention was one which flies in the face of place names and tube stations overwhelmingly named after male landed gentry and aristocrats — replacing them with the names of pioneering women. Come up, and get your award, City of Women London map.

And the award for Sculpture of the Year goes to...Image courtesy Paternoster SquarePlenty of new statues and sculptures to choose from in 2022, including Thomas Heatherwick's much-panned Tree of Trees outside Buckingham Palace, the frankly disturbing human snails of Aldgate, a life-sized Lego Suffragette, and a new — and much-delayed — piece for the prime art real estate that is the Fourth Plinth. But Londonist readers have spoken, and the sculpture you most enjoyed reading about this year was the uncanny sight of a zebra dining with a lion and and giraffe in Paternoster Square's Wild Table of Love. The bad news is this incredible feast for the eyes is a temporary installation — the better news is that it's hanging around till May 2023.

And the award for Seriously Though, Is That Actually Going to Happen? goes to...The MSG Sphere London would be nearly identical to the MSG Sphere Las Vegas. Image: MSG Sphere LondonAnything can happen in London. Just look at Great British Bakeoff the Musical. Our runners-up in this coveted category are Greenwich Park turning into a giant grassy staircase, and a skyscraper named Gotham City looming above the City (this one is in fact nearing completion). But it's another cartoonish building that scoops our Seriously Though, Is That Actually Going to Happen? award — the 'Stratford Sphere', which looks like a giant fortune teller's dropped their f**k-off massive crystal ball next to the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. We would say look out for this, but if they actually build it, you'll know about it.

And the award for Comeback of the Year goes to...The moment Battersea Power Station (re)openedNow for something that certainly DID happen. Among the nominees for London's comeback kid in 2022 was Scootercaffe, which closed down "permanently", then reopened three months later. But there was only comeback that could really win this year — and that was Battersea Power Station, which at the end of October, regenerated into a super spenny shopping mall — complete with explosive fireworks and ticker tape unboxing. You can certainly pick faults with the development, and the way it's been done — but we dare you to step inside this remarkable building and not be awed by its bricky majesty.

And the award for Wonderfully Niche Book of the Year goes to...A smart coffee table tome picturing London's council houses was in the running for this award, as was a pamphlet about a spaceport in Croydon that never existed. But these was frankly blown out of the water by Cathy Ross' Bollardology, a book which not only hones in on a particular genre of street furniture, but focuses solely on those positioned within the Square Mile.

And the award for I Didn't Know That Museum Existed goes to...Crumbs! Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistA handful of new museums showed up in the capital this year — including Queer Britain, the UK's first LGBTQ museum, and an online museum about insurance. 2022 was also the year we learned that there's a museum dedicated to BISCUITS in Bermondsey — and soon after this came to light, we were there, er, digesting the tasty archives.

And the award for Flagrant Misuse of "Hidden Gem" goes to...The phrase "hidden gem" is often bandied around willy nilly, and we'll be the first to admit we've used the hackneyed phrase once or twice before. But there's a time and a place for it, and one PR this year clearly didn't get the memo, flagrantly describing Wimbledon Common as a "hidden gem". Not only is Wimbledon Common a massive swath of land, perambulated by thousands of Londoners daily... there's a famous song about it — and it's bloody catchy too.

And the award for Finest Pub Crisp Selection goes to...A-maize-ing choice of snacks. Image: LondonistWe're not doing a pub of the year — there have been too many belting new boozers we've tried out — but we WILL hand out a Londonist award to the best selection of crisps in a pub — and that has to go to The Shirker's Rest in New Cross, for its ever-evolving wall of savoury snacks. One constant on the lineup, though, are thick those potatoey discuses of joy, Slabs. And with that, we're off to the award ceremony afterparty. Shirker's, anyone?

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It's been another heck of a year — in which London got a thrilling new train line, The O2 was ripped a new one, and we marked the platinum jubilee of Her Maj... shortly followed be her death. Here are the Londonist articles you were most into in 2022. And if you're wondering why 11 of them — there was a surprise last-minute entry we had to slot in...

  1. The O2 Dome Is Being Ripped To Shreds By Storm EuniceThe O2 was left feeling sore after Storm Eunice. Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistThe year got off to a tumultuous start when Storm Eunice inconsiderately flounced across the country in February, wreaking havoc — and tearing literal strips off The O2 in scenes that could have been out of a low budget Michael Bay movie. Another article you went wild for — but didn't quite make this list — was Big Jet TV livestreaming planes defiantly landing at Heathrow in spite of the squall. Enough to make anyone switch to train travel for life.

  2. These Futuristic Tram-Buses Will Be On London's Streets From 2023The (very near) future. Image: TfLYou just cannot RESIST a new toy, can ya? Londonist readers went gaga for the news that 2023 will see a new generation of electric bus glide onto the scene — one that looks like the lovechild of a classic single-decker and a tram, and which charges up using pantographs. Expect more reporting from us on these babies, when the futuristic ieTram buses start running on the Crystal Palace-Orpington route next year.

  3. Photos Of London In The 1980s Show A Very Different CityLots of you were feeling nostalgic for (or inspired by) 1980s London.While you've always got one eye on the future, the other is fixed nostalgically on a London no longer familiar to us. Our preview of 1980s London: Portrait of a Decade of Change — a book loaded with 200-odd images of a grimier, punkier Big Smoke — was lapped up by Londonistas in their droves. We wonder how many of you were gleaning retro style tips, and how many were looking longingly at photos of mohicans, wistfully stroking their long-balded heads.

  4. Things To Do This Jubilee Weekend In LondonPlenty of you got into the spirit of the four-day bank holiday weekend.None of our royal funeral coverage made it into this rundown, but there was certainly an appetite for the unprecedented four-day weekend we enjoyed back in June, marking 70 years of Elizabeth II on the throne. Of course, while some have been genning up on the best places to catch the parade route and scoff corgi-themed afternoon teas, others will have been more generally looking for things to keep them busy during that long balmy weekend. Sorry, did we say balmy? Think it just rained in the end.

  5. 12 Must-See London Exhibitions To Look Forward To In 2022Dali's lobster telephone. © Salvador Dali, Gala-Salvador Dali Foundation/DACS, London 2021My my, we are a cultured lot. As the art scene relaunched in earnest, after ceasing altogether, then spluttering on and off during the pandemic, Londonist readers were champing at the bit for shows like Francis Bacon: Man and Beast; Louise Bourgeois' Spider and Silk; and Stonehenge at The British Museum. Which did you love the most? Tell us in the comments below.

  6. The Elizabeth Line Has Been Added To The New Tube MapImage: TfLAh ha! The first entry for You-Know-What — and what a moment it was to finally see that glorious streak of purple weave itself into the iconic tube map. We ran a fair few articles on the Elizabeth line in 2022, and — spoiler alert — this might not be the last one you see on this list. BTW, if you're wondering why it's not a solid purple line, that's because it's NOT a tube line. The graphics don't lie.

  7. When Are London's Christmas Lights Switched On For 2022?Carnaby is one of the areas switching its Christmas lights on this weekI mean, we only recently published this one, so CLEARLY you missed proper Christmases in London. The capital did us proud when it came to festive razzle-dazzle: a 'best of' illumination spectacular on Carnaby Street; Covent Garden's genetically modified mistletoe; sheets of stars raining down on Oxford Street; and of course those Regent Street angels, swooping majestically along the thoroughfare, and bidding us to spend a pile of cash in Hamleys.

  8. Where To Watch Fireworks On Bonfire Night 2022 In LondonBattersea Park was one of the venues back in action for Guy Fawkes' night.Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Even Londoners traditionally nonplussed by the whole fireworks thing, were tempted to turn their eyes to the skies, as the city remembered how to celebrate again. Parks and commons across the city launched tons of colourful gunpowder into the ether, and everything felt alright with the world again. Apart from in east London, which didn't put on any big firework displays.

  9. Train Strike: Updates On Line And Station Closures, And What's Running In LondonA familiar sight in 2022. Image: LondonistWhat will we remember most about 2022? The death of a monarch? The Lionesses bringing football home? Nah, it's got to be the train strikes. It didn't feel a week went by when we weren't writing about oncoming havoc on our train and tube lines. June saw the biggest train strike in the UK in 30 years — although it seemed that many commuters veered towards supporting the workers and unions.

  10. The No Trousers Tube Ride Returns To London In January 2023Photo: Samantha Rea/LondonistComing out of nowhere is this fashionably late entry, which we only ran on 20 December, but has gamely GALLOPED into second place. What can we say: the niche of tube trains/neglecting to slip on your jeans isn't niche at all. The big event's not till 8 January either, so why not give this article a few more clicks.

  11. We Just Went For A Ride On The Elizabeth Line, And It's Time To Get ExcitedAn Elizabeth line train flies through the tunnels on the central portion of the route. Image: Paige Kahn/LondonistTold you this one would be back. While the third-most read article was about trains NOT running, our most-read piece of 2022 was about trains FINALLY running. In March, Londonist had the privilege of a preview ride on the long, long, long awaited Elizabeth line; we noted the smooth, zippy ride, while Crossrail CEO Mark Wild bounded around like an excited child, showing off everything from the free wi-fi to the Brunel-inspired brickwork at Paddington station. London desperately needed a flagship good news story in 2022, and the Elizabeth line was it.

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An ATO-capable train runs on the brand new Victoria line - but this wasn't the first Underground line to see driverless trains. Image: TfLIt's received wisdom that the first self-driving London Underground train ran on the Victoria line when it opened in 1968 — but technically that's not true.

Roll back five years previous, to March 1963, and we find driverless technology already in use. Back then, the Ministry of Transport and London Transport were trialling out Automatic Train Operation (ATO) on modified London Underground 1960 Stock. And those trials initially took place on the District line.

A 1960 stock tube train, the kind that was first equipped with ATO, to allow automated running. Image: public domainOn 21 March, members of the public had the chance to witness a 1960 stock Underground train, modified for ATO, in action at South Ealing station (then on the District line); it was fitted with coils which picked up coded electrical impulses from the rails, informing it to start, speed up, coast or slow down.

A couple of weeks later, and the ATO trains were running driverless (though manned), between Stamford Brook and Ravenscourt Park.

Image © Reach PLC. Image created courtesy of The British Library Board. In a brave new world in which people feasted on a sci-fi diet of shows like The Jetsons, Fireball XL5 and Doctor Who, there was predictably more than a frisson of interest in all this, with the Daily Mirror declaring "ROBOT DRIVES TUBE", while The Coventry Evening Telegraph went with: "ROBOTS TAKE OVER — AND WORLD WONDERS BY HOW MUCH". (An optimistic letter to the editor in the same publication reckons driverless trains will lead to the eradication of fares, and to that we say hahahahaha.)

In 1964, the trial was extended, this time between Hainault and Woodford on the Central line — as can be witnessed in this dryly-narrated video. The three-week trial (which we think had actual passengers on it) was a success, paving the way for automation on the Victoria line four years later. (It wasn't till 1999-2001 that the Central line itself was finally converted to ATO.)

These early trials on the District and Central lines paved the rails for driverless trains on the freshly-dug Victoria line, when it was rolled out from 1968. Of course, 'driverless' is a different thing to 'unmanned'; though the electronic signalling guided the trains, they all had operators (then called 'motormen') in place, to decide when the train departed, when to open/close the doors, as well as being on hand to take over if anything went awry. Over half a century later, that's still how the London Underground functions, and some — including many union members — believe that's the way it should remain.

In all, there are five grades of automation — from GoA 0 (no automation) to GoA 4 (unattended), and no trains in London (even the largely-automated DLR) fall into the latter category, while the Bakerloo and Piccadilly lines are still operated manually.

The robots, it would seem, still haven't taken over.

Newspaper clippings from the ever-superb British Newspaper Archive.

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Things to do in London for £5 or less between Christmas and New Year.

Happy New Year y'all! Photo: London New Year's Day Parade1. Discover your new favourite walking routeNeed to get out the house and blow the cobwebs away? Browse our collection of weekend walks — it's a selection of walking routes in (and sometimes beyond) London, through parks, past canals, and along the Thames. You might find a walking route in your local area that you never knew about, or maybe you can use it as an excuse to explore a whole new part of London. And if you find yourself in a pub along the way for a revitalising bevvy or two... well, it is Christmas.

Free.

  1. Explore a free exhibitionMany of London's museums stay open between Christmas and New Year (check specific venues for details, as most close on the bank holidays, and some have shorter opening hours the other days). Why not make the most of the downtime to visit a museum you've been meaning to go to for aaaages? Some of London's biggest museums, including the V&A, Science Museum, Natural History Museum, British Museum and Museum of London Docklands are all free entry — though there's often a charge for some of the bigger current exhibitions within the museum. That said, there are some excellent free exhibitions on in London right now, including:

DIPPY: This week is your last chance to see Dippy Returns, the free exhibition focusing on the replica diplodocus skeleton's tour around the UK. FREE, until 2 January

THE LOST RHINO: While you're at the Natural History Museum, visit new art installation The Lost Rhino, centred around a video installation of a northern white rhino, a near-extinct sub-species. More widely, the exhibition questions our attitudes towards conservation, and whether we should be using technology to bring back extinct species at the expense of protecting the species we still have. FREE, until 19 March

IN PLAIN SIGHT: Wellcome Collection's free display In Plain Sight explores how we see, and how we are seen by others, taking into consideration the different experiences of sighted, partially-sighted and blind people. FREE, until 12 February

Last chance to see Dippy Returns. © Trustees of the Natural History Museum, London3. Count down to 2023 with the kidsIf your kids are keen to join in the New Year's Eve celebrations, but you don't think they'll make it until midnight (or you have plans to party without them!), Southbank Centre has the solution.

Kids' Countdown with Ida Barr is a NYE party with singing, dancing, a rendition of Auld Lang Syne, and the all-important countdown... to midday. That's right, this party wraps up by early afternoon, meaning nobody has to miss bedtime. Genius!

Free, 31 December.

  1. Familiarise yourself with London's queer historyHead the Clermont Hotel (next to Charing Cross) and look for the guide with red umbrella to join a Queer History of London LGBTQ+ walking tour. It visits Soho and the surrounding areas, with stories of 18th century drag queens, 20th century gay soirees, and the history of one of the world's best-loved queer neighbourhoods. Celebrate the people and places linked to the advancement of LGBTQ+ rights over the past 50 years.

The tour runs on a 'pay what you think it's worth' basis, which makes it accessible to everyone, regardless of their budget. However, bear in mind that your tour guide works on a freelance basis (and is working on New Year's Eve!) so do tip generously if you can afford to do so.

Pay what you like, 31 December.

  1. See in 2023 at the New Year's Day ParadePhoto: London New Year's Day ParadeIf you're up bright and early (well, before midday) on 1 January, head to central London to watch the New Year's Day Parade. A procession wends its way from Piccadilly (outside the Ritz) down to Westminster — and what a procession it is. Horse riders, a Samba band, traditional Chinese lion dancers, American high school marching bands, and pop rock groups Scouting For Girls and Toploader are just some of the acts on the programme this year.

The whole thing takes three hours, but you can drop by for as little or long as you like. It's free to watch from almost anywhere along the route, though you might need to get there early to get a front row spot. Read our complete guide to the London New Year's Day Parade for everything you need to know.

Free, 1 January.

  1. Have a New Year's Day BoogieIf you've somehow got a second wind, and are champing at the bit for more partying, The CLF Art Lounge & Roof Garden in Peckham is hosting All About Da Boogie, its monthly blowout of funk and soul floorfillers, on New Year's Day. DJs Perry Louis (Jazzcotech), and Aitch B (Soul360) are bringing the choons.

Free, 1 January

  1. Catch up on the best London shows and videosPeep Show: the finest programme ever to be set in Croydon.This slow (and no doubt chilly) week is perfect for snuggling up on the sofa/under the duvet, and catching up on some top notch London content. That might mean bingeing on Londony shows on Netflix, iPlayer and Amazon Prime. So long as you've got a subscription/licence fee, these counts as free — but one thing that certainly won't cost you a penny is watching Londonist's own YouTube channel, where recent additions include an art deco trip down the Northern line, and a Christmas quiz you can play with friends and fam.

  2. Get a final glimpse of the Christmas lightsImage: Matt Alexander/PA Wire.In many parts of central London, this is the final full week to see London's beautiful Christmas lights. Whether it's the Oxford Street stars, the Regent Street angels or the Bond Street crown jewels, they're well worth seeing in person if you can — and best of all, they're free to visit. Take your time wandering the West End, or if you can stretch to the cost of a bus journey, hop on board and watch them from the comfort and warmth of a double decker. Read our guide to seeing London's Christmas lights for more information.

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Happy New Year y'all! Photo: London New Year's Day Parade1. Discover your new favourite walking routeNeed to get out the house and blow the cobwebs away? Browse our collection of weekend walks — it's a selection of walking routes in (and sometimes beyond) London, through parks, past canals, and along the Thames. You might find a walking route in your local area that you never knew about, or maybe you can use it as an excuse to explore a whole new part of London. And if you find yourself in a pub along the way for a revitalising bevvy or two... well, it is Christmas.

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  1. Explore a free exhibitionMany of London's museums stay open between Christmas and New Year (check specific venues for details, as most close on the bank holidays, and some have shorter opening hours the other days). Why not make the most of the downtime to visit a museum you've been meaning to go to for aaaages? Some of London's biggest museums, including the V&A, Science Museum, Natural History Museum, British Museum and Museum of London Docklands are all free entry — though there's often a charge for some of the bigger current exhibitions within the museum. That said, there are some excellent free exhibitions on in London right now, including:

DIPPY: This week is your last chance to see Dippy Returns, the free exhibition focusing on the replica diplodocus skeleton's tour around the UK. FREE, until 2 January

THE LOST RHINO: While you're at the Natural History Museum, visit new art installation The Lost Rhino, centred around a video installation of a northern white rhino, a near-extinct sub-species. More widely, the exhibition questions our attitudes towards conservation, and whether we should be using technology to bring back extinct species at the expense of protecting the species we still have. FREE, until 19 March

IN PLAIN SIGHT: Wellcome Collection's free display In Plain Sight explores how we see, and how we are seen by others, taking into consideration the different experiences of sighted, partially-sighted and blind people. FREE, until 12 February

Last chance to see Dippy Returns. © Trustees of the Natural History Museum, London3. Count down to 2023 with the kidsIf your kids are keen to join in the New Year's Eve celebrations, but you don't think they'll make it until midnight (or you have plans to party without them!), Southbank Centre has the solution.

Kids' Countdown with Ida Barr is a NYE party with singing, dancing, a rendition of Auld Lang Syne, and the all-important countdown... to midday. That's right, this party wraps up by early afternoon, meaning nobody has to miss bedtime. Genius!

Free, 31 December.

  1. Familiarise yourself with London's queer historyHead the Clermont Hotel (next to Charing Cross) and look for the guide with red umbrella to join a Queer History of London LGBTQ+ walking tour. It visits Soho and the surrounding areas, with stories of 18th century drag queens, 20th century gay soirees, and the history of one of the world's best-loved queer neighbourhoods. Celebrate the people and places linked to the advancement of LGBTQ+ rights over the past 50 years.

The tour runs on a 'pay what you think it's worth' basis, which makes it accessible to everyone, regardless of their budget. However, bear in mind that your tour guide works on a freelance basis (and is working on New Year's Eve!) so do tip generously if you can afford to do so.

Pay what you like, 31 December.

  1. See in 2023 at the New Year's Day ParadePhoto: London New Year's Day ParadeIf you're up bright and early (well, before midday) on 1 January, head to central London to watch the New Year's Day Parade. A procession wends its way from Piccadilly (outside the Ritz) down to Westminster — and what a procession it is. Horse riders, a Samba band, traditional Chinese lion dancers, American high school marching bands, and pop rock groups Scouting For Girls and Toploader are just some of the acts on the programme this year.

The whole thing takes three hours, but you can drop by for as little or long as you like. It's free to watch from almost anywhere along the route, though you might need to get there early to get a front row spot. Read our complete guide to the London New Year's Day Parade for everything you need to know.

Free, 1 January.

  1. Have a New Year's Day BoogieIf you've somehow got a second wind, and are champing at the bit for more partying, The CLF Art Lounge & Roof Garden in Peckham is hosting All About Da Boogie, its monthly blowout of funk and soul floorfillers, on New Year's Day. DJs Perry Louis (Jazzcotech), and Aitch B (Soul360) are bringing the choons.

Free, 1 January

  1. Catch up on the best London shows and videosPeep Show: the finest programme ever to be set in Croydon.This slow (and no doubt chilly) week is perfect for snuggling up on the sofa/under the duvet, and catching up on some top notch London content. That might mean bingeing on Londony shows on Netflix, iPlayer and Amazon Prime. So long as you've got a subscription/licence fee, these counts as free — but one thing that certainly won't cost you a penny is watching Londonist's own YouTube channel, where recent additions include an art deco trip down the Northern line, and a Christmas quiz you can play with friends and fam.

  2. Get a final glimpse of the Christmas lightsImage: Matt Alexander/PA Wire.In many parts of central London, this is the final full week to see London's beautiful Christmas lights. Whether it's the Oxford Street stars, the Regent Street angels or the Bond Street crown jewels, they're well worth seeing in person if you can — and best of all, they're free to visit. Take your time wandering the West End, or if you can stretch to the cost of a bus journey, hop on board and watch them from the comfort and warmth of a double decker. Read our guide to seeing London's Christmas lights for more information.

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All weekendNew Year's Eve parties? We've got that covered. Photo: Kevin Hackert via UnsplashWeird weekend, this one. Note that venues may close down earlier than normal on Saturday for New Year's Eve, and may be closed on Sunday for New Year's Day, so check in advance before you set off.

TRANSPORT DISRUPTION: Christmas may seem like a dim and distant memory by the time this weekend rolls around, but some of the festive transport disruption is still ongoing, so take that into account when making your plans. Victoria, Liverpool Street and Euston National Rail stations are among those affected, but on the plus side, there are extra transport services running through the night on Saturday into Sunday. Read our full guide to transport disruption over Christmas and New Year.

*PANTO:* From classic Mother Goose at the legendary Hackney Empire, to Cinderella with an Egyptian twist, via Snow White, Robin Hood and Jack and the Beanstalk, London's panto scene is thriving this year, and many shows continue into January. There's even a Sinderfella, strictly for the adults. Read our guide to London's pantomimes this year to choose your show.

*ICE SKATING:* London's festive ice rinks remain open throughout the Christmas period and into January. Somerset House, Battersea Power Station and Hyde Park are just some of the places you can take to the ice this year — here's a full ice skating guide.

WINTER WONDERLAND: It's the last weekend of this year's Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park. Get stuck into the markets, food and drink stalls, giant ferris wheel, ice rink, ice kingdom, circus shows and more — just remember that you need to book ahead to get in this year. Open 10am-10pm (although it may close early on Saturday)

CURRENT EXHIBITIONS: Take the opportunity to visit one of London's current exhibitions. Everything from dinosaurs to gingerbread to executions is covered in ongoing displays — we've shared our pick of current exhibitions to see, here.

Saturday 31 December: New Year's EveGet glammed up for New Year's Eve parties all over town, including at The London Cabaret ClubNEW YEAR'S EVE PARTIES: Looking for somewhere to see in 2023? Check out our guide to New Year's Eve parties and events, including rooftop shindigs and a 1920s speakeasy themed evening.

KIDS' COUNTDOWN: Kids buzzing for New Year, but not going to last until midnight? Take them along to Southbank Centre this morning for the Kids' Countdown with Ida Barr — a full-on party with singing, dancing and a NYE-style countdown to midday instead of midnight. FREE, 10.30am

QUEER HISTORY: Hear stories of 18th century drag queens, secret 1920s gay soirees and the infamous history of Soho on this guided tour covering London's Queer history. Meet outside Charing Cross station to learn about the people and places linked to London's LGBTQ+ past. The tour operates on a 'pay what you think' basis. 11am-1pm

Find out about Soho's Queer history. Photo: Matt BrownTHE NUTCRACKER: Today's your last chance to see The Nutcracker at the Royal Albert Hall this season. See the Birmingham Royal Ballet tell the story of Clara, her toys, and the kingdom of the Sugar Plum Fairy, accompanied by Tchaikovsky’s enchanting score. *12pm/4pm*

FAMILY RAVE: Take the whole family to a Big Fish Little Fish family rave, taking place at the Amersham Arms in New Cross. Enjoy a multi-sensory dancefloor with glitter cannons, bubbles, giant balloons and parachute dance finale. There's an optional festive-themed dress code. 1pm-3pm

ZIMMER VS WILLIAMS: The London Concert Orchestra perform excerpts from some of the best scores of arguably the two greatest film composers of all time, in The Music of Zimmer vs Williams. Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Gladiator and Inception all feature. 2.30pm

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY: It's become something of a tradition for Leicester Square's Prince Charles Cinema to show 1989 rom-com When Harry Met Sally on New Year's Eve (makes sense if you've seen the film). We're pleased to say they're not letting us down this year, so you can spend the evening huddled away in the cinema watching Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal, and still make it out to a party/home for the Hootenanny. Cheers to that! 6.30pm

Sunday 1 January: New Year's DayPhoto: London New Year's Day ParadeWALKIES: Blow off the cobwebs/hangover with a bracing walk — maybe the River Ravensbourne From Catford to the Thames; a wander through Haringey's Parkland Walk; tracing London's Moselle river; or a lovely lakeside walk slightly further afield.

DUVET DAY: Can't be bothered with the outside world? Stock up on mince pies, kick back and work your way through the videos on our YouTube channel.

PARADE: If you're up and at 'em by noon today, head into central London to witness the New Year's Day Parade, an all-singing, all-dancing three-hour procession from Piccadilly to Westminster, featuring performers from all over the world. You can watch from anywhere along the route. FREE, 12pm

BARBICAN CONSERVATORY: Fancy starting your year in a tropical paradise? We can't offer you Barbados, but we have got Barbican and its tropical conservatory, which has one of its occasional open days today. Wander among 2,000 plant species, from towering trees to tiny potted cacti, and look out for fish and terrapins in the ponds. FREE, 12pm-5.30pm

Visit Barbican Conservatory. Photo: LondonistNEW YEAR'S DAY PROMS: Barbican welcomes 2023 with a celebration of well-loved music from across Europe, including Land of Hope and Glory, Nessun Dorma, Hornpipe and Rule Britannia, performed by the London Concert Orchestra. 2.30pm

NEW YEAR'S DAY BOOGIE: If you prefer to eschew the madness of last night, and go partying on New Year's Day instead, get to The CLF Art Lounge & Roof Garden, Peckham, where All About Da Boogie are hosting their monthly dancefloor blowout. FREE, 4pm-10pm

KARAOKE SPECIAL: Camden's Jazz Cafe hosts a New Year's Day Karaoke special, with the mic handed over to the public for a selection of RnB and slow jams — think tunes by Summer Walker, SZA, Drizzy Drake, and Donell Jones. 5pm

COMEDY STORE PLAYERS: If you've made it to 7.30pm on New Year's Day after last night's antics, you deserve a laugh. Head to The Comedy Store in Leicester Square for an improv show by the resident Comedy Store Players. They ask the audience for suggestions, and improvise a show based on the answers. 7.30pm

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All weekendNew Year's Eve parties? We've got that covered. Photo: Kevin Hackert via UnsplashWeird weekend, this one. Note that venues may close down earlier than normal on Saturday for New Year's Eve, and may be closed on Sunday for New Year's Day, so check in advance before you set off.

TRANSPORT DISRUPTION: Christmas may seem like a dim and distant memory by the time this weekend rolls around, but some of the festive transport disruption is still ongoing, so take that into account when making your plans. Victoria, Liverpool Street and Euston National Rail stations are among those affected, but on the plus side, there are extra transport services running through the night on Saturday into Sunday. Read our full guide to transport disruption over Christmas and New Year.

*PANTO:* From classic Mother Goose at the legendary Hackney Empire, to Cinderella with an Egyptian twist, via Snow White, Robin Hood and Jack and the Beanstalk, London's panto scene is thriving this year, and many shows continue into January. There's even a Sinderfella, strictly for the adults. Read our guide to London's pantomimes this year to choose your show.

*ICE SKATING:* London's festive ice rinks remain open throughout the Christmas period and into January. Somerset House, Battersea Power Station and Hyde Park are just some of the places you can take to the ice this year — here's a full ice skating guide.

WINTER WONDERLAND: It's the last weekend of this year's Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park. Get stuck into the markets, food and drink stalls, giant ferris wheel, ice rink, ice kingdom, circus shows and more — just remember that you need to book ahead to get in this year. Open 10am-10pm (although it may close early on Saturday)

CURRENT EXHIBITIONS: Take the opportunity to visit one of London's current exhibitions. Everything from dinosaurs to gingerbread to executions is covered in ongoing displays — we've shared our pick of current exhibitions to see, here.

Saturday 31 December: New Year's EveGet glammed up for New Year's Eve parties all over town, including at The London Cabaret ClubNEW YEAR'S EVE PARTIES: Looking for somewhere to see in 2023? Check out our guide to New Year's Eve parties and events, including rooftop shindigs and a 1920s speakeasy themed evening.

KIDS' COUNTDOWN: Kids buzzing for New Year, but not going to last until midnight? Take them along to Southbank Centre this morning for the Kids' Countdown with Ida Barr — a full-on party with singing, dancing and a NYE-style countdown to midday instead of midnight. FREE, 10.30am

QUEER HISTORY: Hear stories of 18th century drag queens, secret 1920s gay soirees and the infamous history of Soho on this guided tour covering London's Queer history. Meet outside Charing Cross station to learn about the people and places linked to London's LGBTQ+ past. The tour operates on a 'pay what you think' basis. 11am-1pm

Find out about Soho's Queer history. Photo: Matt BrownTHE NUTCRACKER: Today's your last chance to see The Nutcracker at the Royal Albert Hall this season. See the Birmingham Royal Ballet tell the story of Clara, her toys, and the kingdom of the Sugar Plum Fairy, accompanied by Tchaikovsky’s enchanting score. *12pm/4pm*

FAMILY RAVE: Take the whole family to a Big Fish Little Fish family rave, taking place at the Amersham Arms in New Cross. Enjoy a multi-sensory dancefloor with glitter cannons, bubbles, giant balloons and parachute dance finale. There's an optional festive-themed dress code. 1pm-3pm

ZIMMER VS WILLIAMS: The London Concert Orchestra perform excerpts from some of the best scores of arguably the two greatest film composers of all time, in The Music of Zimmer vs Williams. Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Gladiator and Inception all feature. 2.30pm

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY: It's become something of a tradition for Leicester Square's Prince Charles Cinema to show 1989 rom-com When Harry Met Sally on New Year's Eve (makes sense if you've seen the film). We're pleased to say they're not letting us down this year, so you can spend the evening huddled away in the cinema watching Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal, and still make it out to a party/home for the Hootenanny. Cheers to that! 6.30pm

Sunday 1 January: New Year's DayPhoto: London New Year's Day ParadeWALKIES: Blow off the cobwebs/hangover with a bracing walk — maybe the River Ravensbourne From Catford to the Thames; a wander through Haringey's Parkland Walk; tracing London's Moselle river; or a lovely lakeside walk slightly further afield.

DUVET DAY: Can't be bothered with the outside world? Stock up on mince pies, kick back and work your way through the videos on our YouTube channel.

PARADE: If you're up and at 'em by noon today, head into central London to witness the New Year's Day Parade, an all-singing, all-dancing three-hour procession from Piccadilly to Westminster, featuring performers from all over the world. You can watch from anywhere along the route. FREE, 12pm

BARBICAN CONSERVATORY: Fancy starting your year in a tropical paradise? We can't offer you Barbados, but we have got Barbican and its tropical conservatory, which has one of its occasional open days today. Wander among 2,000 plant species, from towering trees to tiny potted cacti, and look out for fish and terrapins in the ponds. FREE, 12pm-5.30pm

Visit Barbican Conservatory. Photo: LondonistNEW YEAR'S DAY PROMS: Barbican welcomes 2023 with a celebration of well-loved music from across Europe, including Land of Hope and Glory, Nessun Dorma, Hornpipe and Rule Britannia, performed by the London Concert Orchestra. 2.30pm

NEW YEAR'S DAY BOOGIE: If you prefer to eschew the madness of last night, and go partying on New Year's Day instead, get to The CLF Art Lounge & Roof Garden, Peckham, where All About Da Boogie are hosting their monthly dancefloor blowout. FREE, 4pm-10pm

KARAOKE SPECIAL: Camden's Jazz Cafe hosts a New Year's Day Karaoke special, with the mic handed over to the public for a selection of RnB and slow jams — think tunes by Summer Walker, SZA, Drizzy Drake, and Donell Jones. 5pm

COMEDY STORE PLAYERS: If you've made it to 7.30pm on New Year's Day after last night's antics, you deserve a laugh. Head to The Comedy Store in Leicester Square for an improv show by the resident Comedy Store Players. They ask the audience for suggestions, and improvise a show based on the answers. 7.30pm

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The Mitre in Hampton Court. Photo: LondonistWe know we're biased, but we reckon London could be the best place in the world to spend Christmas — luxurious lights, towering trees, decadent department stores and sparkling skating rinks. Not convinced? Pour yourself a glass of mulled wine and have a scroll through these festive snaps.

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Peters Brauhaus - one of the city's most popular drinking establishments. Image: LondonistAlready ticked off Eurostar jaunts to Paris, Amsterdam, Brussels... even Lille? How about going one step further, and taking a train to Cologne. Yes, it's got that whacking great cathedral, and Germany's fourth-biggest city is famous for something else, too — its beer, namely kolsch. It makes for a wunderbar long weekend, sipping your way through the city's brauhauses. Here's how to do it. With an altbier add-on, if you're in the mood.

Hang on, you can get a train from London to Cologne?You can get from Cologne from London by train in 4 hours. Image: LondonistNot a direct one, but it's simple enough to do. Eurostars from St Pancras to Brussels Midi take just over 2 hours. Onward journeys from Midi take as little as 1 hour 50 mins to Cologne.

In theory then, you can do London to Brussels on the train in 4 hours. That's less time than it takes to get from London to Edinburgh. Or take your time, and stop off for a Delirium Tremens in Brussels. As we did.

Even better, these days Eurostar sometimes does sales that include onward trains to Cologne — with return journeys totalling under £100. Keep your peepers peeled.

So what's with this kolsch beer then?Meet your new best friend. Image: LondonistThere is kolsch the beer, and kolsch the lifestyle. The former is a peppy, fizzy, filtered, bright and snappy style of beer that's very much in the wheelhouse of a pilsner, if generally a tad sweeter. But you can only call a kolsch a kolsch if it is brewed in Cologne or its surrounds. (If someone offers you a Kolsch that they brewed in London, immediate call the Beer Police.)

Brewed here since the 17th century, the Colognians treat kolsch with due reverence, crafting it under strict 'reinheitsgebot' purity laws, meaning you won't find anything in it but water, malt, hops and yeast. It is the antithesis of many of the heavy duty, fruity beers that f**ked you up en route in Belgium.

Minutes after arriving in Cologne you'll find yourself inside a brauhaus. Image: LondonistThe way kolsch is drunk is half the fun: Cologne is studded with a number of brauhauses — beautiful old boozing/eating houses, which craft their own beer, and have a hint of the Dickensian about them. (Many were actually rebuilt after being bombed in the second world war.)

Image: LondonistTraditionally, brauhauses don't have bars as such; the hoppy elixir is brought around in 'kranzes' (wreaths), and dished out by beshirted staff in uber-drinkable 20cl portions (it's the opposite to Bavaria, where the beer comes in hulking vases as standard.) In theory, the kolsch will keep coming to your table, until you place your beer mat over the top of the beer, or alternatively fall under the table. Many brauhauses have installed old carved confessionals, from which someone greets drinkers, and keeps tabs on what table's had what.

What's the best kolsch in Cologne?Beer-themed stained glass at Zum Pfaffen Brauereiausschank, which we also believe has the best kolsch in Cologne. Image: LondonistIn my opinion a lot of kolsches taste very similar (and we did sample a fair few while in Cologne), which is no bad thing, because it means there is literally no such thing as a poor kolsch.

There was, however, one kolsch which stood out from the crowd — and that was the beer at Zum Pfaffen Brauereiausschank, in Heumarkt. It had a distinct crisp, bitter edge to it, reminiscent of Czech pilsners — and it was probably just as well that we had an appointment to get to at the Fragrance Museum, otherwise goodness knows how many kolsches we could have necked.

You can drink a few of these before you start to feel tipsy. Image: LondonistOf course, some people will say they prefer Sion or Früh or Gaffel — or one of the other 20 kolsches on offer in this city. The most important thing is that if you enjoy drinking good lagers, you will get on with kolsch very well indeed.

What's the best brauhaus in Cologne?Barrels of fresh kolsch being hoisted up from the cellar at Brewery Päffgen. Image: LondonistThat really depends what you're after. Peters is probably the best-known — bristling with tourists even on a Monday lunchtime — and home to a resplendent Tiffany-esque stained glass ceiling (which the gruff staff seem hellbent on stopping you from sitting under). The roast pork knuckle here is stupendous, and will make 95% of roast dinners in London want to crawl away in shame. (As a general rule, brauhauses double up as great restaurants, so long as you like your cuisine heartier than Russell Harty watching Heartbeat on Valentine's Day in a cardiology ward.)

Zum Pfaffen Brauereiausschank — named above as home to the finest kolsch on our trip — is filled with some rollicking stained glass, depicting some Hogarthian boozing scenes, which really have to be seen to be believed.

Brauhaus Sion, which does a superb schnitzel. Image: LondonistBrauhaus Sion's Christmas tree game is good, as is its schnitzel/kartoffel salad — while Brauerei Zur Malzmühle and Brauhaus Reissdorf am Griechenmarkt also make our hoppy hitlist.

Our personal favourite find, though, was Brewery Päffgen. Here, a little out west from the city centre, we found ourselves among true locals — including a friendly table of Colognians who were baffled that we'd done a day trip to Dusseldorf (more of which in a sec). With its almost-rabelaisian atmosphere, and offering the chance to see the wooden casks of kolsch hoisted up from the cellar by hand, rolled into place ready to be tapped off, it's the perfect spot to while away a rainy evening with a hatful of 20cl pours. I apologise in advance to all the locals for sharing it here.

Peter Brauhaus - touristy but undeniably good. Image: LondonistAll of this, of course, comes with the caveat that we only made it to around half of the brauhauses in Cologne, and everyone will have their own favourite. If you were really going for it (and in theory you can, because the beers are so small), you could nigh-on complete Cologne's brauhauses in one weekend. We wouldn't necessarily recommend this though — just go with the flow, and see where you end up. (If you do it right, ultimately you'll end up back at St Pancras where you began.)

So am I just going to be drinking kolsch then?Dusseldorf is an arty city, which is also home to the altbier. Image: LondonistIn Cologne, you essentially drink kolsch, yes — although obviously various other alcoholic beverages are available. But may we make a suggestion: if you've got more than a couple of days to kill, do a day trip to Dusseldorf. Few people — Kraftwerk wonks aside — might consider this industrial metropolis as a holiday destination. All the more reason to visit while you're in Cologne, as it's less than 20 minutes on the train.

Do the Dusseldorf altbier scene too if you can. Image: LondonistWhat the f**k is in Dusseldorf?! you may ask. Well, a few things, we answer. For one, there's a comprehensive art scene, including the Kunsthalle, which showers you with Legers and Kandinskys — and is nice and quiet in the week, too. Dusseldorf is also the place to drink altbier. This is their version of kolsch — it's a darker, maltier brew, served in 30cl glasses, rather than 20cl — but the drinking rituals are pretty much the same as Cologne's otherwise.

Hausbrauerei Zum Schlüssel in Dusseldorf is worth a look-in. Image: LondonistAnd, again, there are some superb places to sup it: on our whistlestop tour, we enjoyed sipping the Füchschen Alt in the brewery's stunning tile-and-dark-wood brauhaus; a drop at Brauerei Kurzer, which serves traditional beer in a hipster kind of setting (the aroma of hops in this place is also to die for); and the towering Hausbrauerei Zum Schlüssel.

And is there anything else to do in Cologne?Don't forget to pop your head inside the cathedral. Image: LondonistWhy yes! The cathedral is free to visit — and even if you think you've had your fill of European churches, this one is something special. It's rumoured to have the remains of the Three Wise Men. You really can't miss it — it's the twin-spired 157-metre-tall thing you keep running into.

To learn how Cologne embraced alcohol in another clever way, sign up for a guided tour of the aforementioned Fragrance Museum, which tells the story of how an Italian entrepreneur came to Germany and made it big with a French-sounding product.

A Cologne experience that doesn't involve beer, but technically still involves alcohol. Image: LondonistAnd if you visit in late November/December, the city's sprinkled with festive markets, bringing their usual game of gingerbread, bratwurst and gluhwein.

All in all, Cologne admittedly isn't the most beautiful or bustling city, but it stands up to a couple of days of exploring — particularly if you're on a kolsch mission. And if you haven't realised by now, that's what this article was about.

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Something about new DLR trains sound vaguely familiar to you, but not quite sure what's happening when? Here's the need-to-know.

One of the new DLR trains being tested in Spain. Image: TfLSorry, what's the DLR when it's at home?The Docklands Light Railway (DLR) was opened in August 1987, breathing new life into the neglected Docklands. The initial route ran between Stratford/Tower Gateway to Island Gardens, covering just 15 stations. It's since spread its wings to Lewisham, Woolwich and Beckton, and now has 45 stations. There are two things Londoners will instinctively say to you about the DLR: 'front seat' and 'no drivers'.

And what's all this about new DLR trains?It's high time the DLR had some new rolling stock. Though none of the original 1980s stock is still running in London, many of the current trains go waaay back — some have been in use since 1991. In 2019, TfL announced it was ordering 43 new trains to replace the oldest stock on the DLR. The trains are being produced by Spanish company, Construcciones y Auxiliar de Ferrocarriles, S.A, hence why the press pics in this article look like a DLR train's holiday snaps.

(BTW, if you're wondering where the original DLR trains ended up, you'll find the answer in Germany).

"One shotguns front seat!" Queen Elizabeth II rides on the DLR in 1987. Image: TfLWhat's special about the new DLR trains?Like other recent TfL stock, the new five-car DLR trains will feature walk-through carriages, real time travel information and air conditioning. There'll also be charging points for your phone. The trains won't be red, black and blue, like the current DLR stock, either. Instead, they're turning white and DLR-line turquoise (which in our opinion ties the brand together nicely). More fold-up seats will increase capacity by around 30%, and make it easier to fit wheelchairs, buggies, bikes and baggage (the latter especially handy for people using London City Airport). Ian Visits took a closer look at a mock-up train back in 2020.

Will the new DLR trains be driverless?Of course! Just like their forebears, the new trains can be operated in fully automatic mode, with a train guard. What's more, they can be operated remotely, WITHOUT a train guard too (although we'd guess for the time being, this would only be used in emergency situations). To answer the question you're all gagging to know the answer to: yes, you'll still be able to sit at the front and pretend you're driving. Although only the very front/back seats will now face in the direction/opposite direction of travel.

Is this a good place to advertise our DLR t shirt?When will the new DLR trains start running?It was supposed to be 2023 — but now the official line is that they'll be rolled out sometime from 2024, with the whole lot of them on the DLR network by 2026. It's worth pointing out that the 43 new trains will replace 33 of the oldest stock — with the extra 10 boosting capacity. There'll still be some old-but-not-too-old DLR stock left running too.

Anything else exciting happening with the DLR itself?Apart from that boosted capacity, TfL says it plans to build a DLR extension to Thamesmead between 2026 and 2030 (although there are doubtful mutterings from commentators elsewhere, who know how tight TfL's finances are). We'd certainly be excited to hear the new trains will have a fresh bit of track to run on — and no doubt the inhabitants of oft-spurned Thamesmead will concur.

The train in Spain runs slower than a plane. Image: TfLAny other new trains for London I should be aware of?If you've made it this far down this article, then these futuristic deep-level trains, touted to be running on the Piccadilly line by 2025, should ruffle your truffles, too.

TL;DR43 fancy new walk-through DLR trains will be rolled out from 2024. You still get to pretend you're driving.

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Happy new year, folks! Photo: London New Year's Day ParadeLooking for something to do on New Year's Day? Get your 2023 off to an excellent start with these events taking place on 1 January (note: it's worth checking opening times before you travel, as they may differ from usual as it's a bank holiday).

ICE SKATING: What better way to shake off a fuzzy head than by going ice skating? Twinkly lights, elegant gliding — it'll have you feeling right as rain quick-sharp. London's seasonal ice rinks are mostly open into the new year.

GO FOR A WANDER: Take your pick from our series of weekend walks — wherever in London you are, and however energetic you're feeling, there's something for you. Free, whenever and however you like.

DUVET DAY: Can't be bothered with the outside world? Stock up on mince pies, kick back and work your way through the videos on our YouTube channel.

NEW YEAR'S DAY PARADE: Floats from all over the world feature in the New Year's Day Parade, alongside a number of boroughs, bands, schools and car rallies. The parade begins on Piccadilly, before making its way down to Whitehall. FREE, from 12pm

Visit the City of London's tropical conservatory. Photo: LondonistBARBICAN CONSERVATORY: For a gentler introduction to 2023, take an afternoon stroll around the City of London's tropical conservatory. Among Barbican's brutalist architecture lies a green paradise, with trees, plants, cacti, fish, and even a few terrapins. FREE, 12pm-5pm

*NEW YEAR'S DAY PROMS: Barbican welcomes 2023 with a celebration of well-loved music from across Europe, including Land of Hope and Glory, Nessun Dorma, Hornpipe and Rule Britannia, performed by the London Concert Orchestra. 2.30pm*

*NEW YEAR'S DAY BOOGIE: If you prefer to eschew the madness of last night, and go partying on New Year's Day instead, get to The CLF Art Lounge & Roof Garden, Peckham, where All About Da Boogie are hosting their monthly dancefloor blowout. FREE, 4pm-10pm*

**KARAOKE SPECIAL:* Camden's Jazz Cafe hosts a New Year's Day Karaoke special, with the mic handed over to the public for a selection of RnB and slow jams — think tunes by Summer Walker, SZA, Drizzy Drake, and Donell Jones. 5pm***

*COMEDY STORE PLAYERS:* If you've made it to 7.30pm on New Year's Day after last night's antics, you deserve a laugh. Head to The Comedy Store in Leicester Square for an improv show by the resident Comedy Store Players. They ask the audience for suggestions, and improvise a show based on the answers. *7.30pm*

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The Connaught Christmas tree 2022You may have noticed a Christmas tree or two popping in London recently. The capital's festive firs range from the traditional to the avant-garde, and everything in between — including the Connaught's canine caper by artist Suzy Murphy, pictured above. Kick back and have a scroll through some of London's finest Christmas trees of 2022.

St Pancras InternationalSt Pancras' Christmas tree takes the form of a towering cityscape.St Pancras station is often liberal with its interpretation of a 'Christmas tree' — previous incarnations have involved a Lancôme Eiffel Tower adorned with perfume bottles, and a mahoosive pop-up book. This year's festive centrepiece is a 33-feet-tall cityscape, made up of hand-drawn London landmarks: phone boxes, the London Eye, Big Ben... and naturally topping the confection, St Pancras itself. It may not seem patently Christmassy, but the 'tree', which is made in partnership with The Prince's Trust, is peppered with maids a-milking and lords a-leaping in a nod to its inspiration, the 1955 short film, On the Twelfth Day. Plus, all those lights through the hundreds of little windows glow with cute and cosy vibes.

Aqua ShardImage: Aqua ShardAs in previous years, Aqua Shard is supporting Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity, with special Christmas dishes being sold to raise money for the organisation.

The Christmas tree, designed by McQueens Flowers, toes the line with the theme too, decorated with baubles that represent the hospital, including animal ornaments for the names of the different wards (Robin Ward looks after children with immunology and infectious diseases and Lion Ward which looks after children with cancer).

Battersea Power StationPhoto: LondonistNew for 2022 is the Christmas tree at Battersea Power Station, which itself opened to the public as a shopping centre in October. This classic-looking tree can be found outside the southern end of the building, towering up over two levels, and making for a satisfyingly symmetrical photo opportunity between two of the power station's iconic chimneys:

Photo: LondonistGlide ice rink at BatterseaPhoto: LondonistAt the opposite end of Battersea Power Station, alongside the river, is Glide ice rink, which has its own Christmas tree at the centre of the skating action. It's sponsored by Jo Malone, hence the huge branded gift boxes slapped across it, and it's at its best at night, when its lights twinkle thusly:

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Head to Tower Green within the Tower of London to spot this 22ft Christmas tree, 'guarded' by 12 wooden Beefeater cutouts. That's not the only festive spruce in the fortress this year — a smaller one can be found near the entrance, surrounded by three lions, representing those given as a gift to King Henry III. It's part of a 12 Days of Christmas themed trail around the Tower, which also includes nine wreaths representing rowdy ravens, and five gold coins, reflecting the history of the Royal Mint at the Tower. Festive and historic? We love it.

Hampton Court PalacePhoto: LondonistAs festive days out go, Hampton Court Palace is a solid bet. Its ice rink is flanked by the palace façade on one side, and the River Thames on the other, with a beautiful, traditionally lit Christmas tree right in the middle.

Photo: LondonistHampton Court Palace is also home to light trail Palace of Light, which has its own bushy Christmas tree located within one of the courtyards.

Photo: LondonistSheraton Grand Park LanePhoto: LondonistThe art deco interior of the Sheraton Grand Park Lane never fails to impress (the Palm Court Restaurant in particular is a marvel), and never more so than at Christmas, when a generously bedecked tree welcomes visitors through the revolving door off Piccadilly.

Gordon's Wine Bar

An email from @GordonsWineBar and I am suddenly envious of their Christmas Tree pic.twitter.com/ZdJrvWBxVo

— ianVisits (@ianvisits) November 28, 2022

Everyone's favourite 'secret-not-secret' wine bar has made use of its many empties, to wish us all a Very Merry Sherry Christmas, with this glass-terpiece of a tree. We like to think whoever came up with this idea was a smidge squiffy at the time.

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A staple of the London Christmas tree scene is the Somerset House offering, which towers over the open-air ice rink in the majestic courtyard each year. Its decor is dictated by whichever company happens to be sponsoring the rink — and this year that's champers brand Moët & Chandon.

A trail of giant baubles wends its way up the tree, interspersed with smaller red and gold decorations. The Moët logo sits front and centre, in prime position for advertising via the inevitable Instagram snaps. Still jolly festive though.

Science MuseumPhoto: Will Noble/LondonistThere's something of the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter about the Science Museum's Christmas tree, which you'll find in the gift shop. That's not to say we don't like it — we're huge fans of the way it's traditional, yet makes you step back and ponder for a minute. Imagine it's probably even more interesting to look at after a couple of drinks.

Kew GardensPhoto: LondonistLight festival Christmas at Kew is an absolute joy to behold, and that includes the trail's Christmas tree, an LED installation which can be found towards the end of the route, right before the grand finale. It changes colour, showcases different patterns, and offers a 'Merry Christmas' message in a sequence lasting a couple of minutes. See it in action on this Christmas at Kew 2022 video.

Television CentreImage: Television CentreJewellery brand Alighieri is responsible for that 'Hand of Protection' symbol crowning the 12m-tall tree outside Television Centre in White City this year. It was created in support of charity Refuge — a matching necklace is being sold, with 15% of money raised over the festive season going to Refuge.

Alongside the tree is a QR code, which visitors can scan to learn more about Refuge's work supporting victims of domestic abuse.

Trafalgar SquarePhoto: LondonistProbably London's most famous Christmas tree, the Trafalgar Square spruce is a gift from Norway each year. The lights are arranged in vertical strings in a traditional Norwegian style. It's not to everyone's taste, but it wouldn't be Christmas in London without it. The lights are looking particularly golden this year, too.

Waterloo stationPhoto: LondonistA childlike glee came over us when we stepped off a train to be greeted by this sweet Haribo Christmas tree on the concourse at Waterloo station. Kids and grownups will also love the identical tree at Victoria station too. The giant Haribo sweets are a whimsical celebration of Christmas, and a special button mounted at ground level on one side adds an interactive element, causing the Goldbear at the top to sparkle and music to play when it's pressed.

The V&A MuseumPhoto: Londonist/@londonartcriticThis ghost-like spectacle at the V&A Museum reimagines the traditional Christmas tree as a couture gown. It's an artwork by Korean fashion designer Miss Sohee, decorated with embroidery and Swarovski crystals, inspired by religious statuary found throughout the museum. Possibly the most out-there 'tree' of 2022.

St Katharine DocksImage: St Katharine DocksThe picturesque Dickens Inn is the backdrop for the St Katharine Docks Christmas tree this year, a traditional effort bedecked with red and gold baubles. Another, more modern-looking tree can be found in the centre of the marina area, covered in white lights with a glowing star atop, and the Christmas lights extend the festivities further, including covering a giant anchor on display alongside the marina.

LibertyImage: LondonistCome Christmas, the atrium at everyone's favourite mock Tudor department store Liberty sprouts some kind of enchanting plant; in 2019, for instance, it was StudioXAG's candy floss-foliaged Tree of Liberty. This time round, the tree is question is a hand-stitched, padded material effort, festooned with the various creatures and trinkets from the 12 Days of Christmas. (A popular theme for 2022, so it seems.)

Granary Square, King's CrossPhoto: John SturrockThe Christmas tree in Granary Square gets more outlandish each year (case in point: 2021, 2020, 2019), so much so that they're not even calling it a Christmas tree this time round, but rather a 'winter installation'.

elsewhere: a place to think about the world is a 33ft-tall structure by Berlin-based, experimental art and architecture practice, raumlabo (who clearly have something against capital letters), and consists of kaleidoscopic patterns, flags, and a pulsating red sphere, with a continuous message reading 'Learning from experiments in collective management in resources' running along the top. It aims to help us understand our place in the world. And understand this: it's not one for traditionalists.

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Love London? Crazy for Christmas? Then have we got the quiz for you! Test yourself with our festive quiz, hosted by our Editor-at-Large, Matt Brown — or play it with friends and family over the Christmas season when there's nowt good on telly.

Will you be the star on top of the tree, or do you struggle to tell Santa from a Santander Cycle? Play the quiz to find out! Ho ho hope you get a good score.

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Selection Box Afternoon Tea at The Palm CourtLooking for things to do once Christmas Day is out of the way? Wondering what's open between then and New Year? Just want to get out of the house and away from the Monopoly/cheese board?

CHRISTMAS TRANSPORT: Before you make any plans for the upcoming week, check the Christmas transport situation in London. As well as those ongoing strikes, there are a couple of big station closures to know about.

ICE SKATING: London's festive ice rinks remain open throughout the Christmas period and into January. Somerset House, Battersea Power Station and Hyde Park are just some of the places you can take to the ice this year — here's a full ice skating guide.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: Similarly, London's Christmas lights stay on after the big day, illuminated every evening until early January. Have a read of our guide to London's Christmas light displays for tips on seeing them, either on foot or by bus.

WINTER WONDERLAND: Huge festive fair Hyde Park Winter Wonderland is all-systems-go throughout the festive season, closing only on 25 December. Fairground rides, markets, food and drink stalls, circus shows and an ice rink are all part of the fun — just bear in mind that you need to book your entry in advance to get in.

PANTO: From classic Mother Goose at the legendary Hackney Empire, to Cinderella with an Egyptian twist, via Snow White, Robin Hood and Jack and the Beanstalk, London's panto scene is absolutely thriving this year. There's even a Sinderfella, strictly for the adults. Read our guide to London's pantomimes this year to choose your show.

FESTIVE THEATRE: Elf, The Snowman, It's A Wonderful Life. Nope, not a list of Christmas films, but rather a selection of the festive productions taking place on stage in London this year. From ballet to circus to musicals, take a look at these fantastically festive theatre shows in London, and book yourself a seat this Twixtmas.

The Snowman is on at Peacock Theatre. Image: Tristram KentonAFTERNOON TEA: If turkey and cheese stocks are running low in your house by the middle of this week, why not treat the family to a festive afternoon tea instead? Restaurants, hotels and cafes all over town offer a Christmas twist on the traditional afternoon tea, with most of the limited edition menus only available until late December or early January.

LIGHT FESTIVALS: Wrap up warm and head out to one of London's ongoing light festivals. At time of writing, tickets are available for Lightopia at Crystal Palace, Light Fantastic on the Epping Ongar Railway, Illuminature in Barnes, Enchanted at Eltham Palace, Christmas at Kenwood, and Palace of Light at Hampton Court Palace this week.

WEEKEND WALKS: This week is practically one long weekend anyway, so grab your walking boots and head out on one of our weekend walk routes. See a part of London you haven't visited before, and best of all, it's free — unless you stop in a pub for a pint or two...

DUVET DAY: Can't be bothered with the outside world? Stock up on mince pies, kick back and work your way through the videos on our YouTube channel.

Jack and the Beanstalk at the Lyric Hammersmith. Image: Helen Murray.DAY TRIPS: Want to get out of London for a day? Browse some of our favourite day trips and weekend breaks from from the capital (just remember that train services are a bit hit-and-miss this week). Perhaps leave the seaside trips until the summer, but why not visit a new town, city or museum?

CHRISTMAS EVE: Instead of pacing the floor by the fireplace waiting for Santa to come, get out and enjoy London this Christmas Eve. Here's our guide to things to do in London on 24 December.

CHRISTMAS DAY: Yep, we've got a guide for that to. Here's our pick of things to do in London on Christmas Day.

BOXING DAY: You guessed it — we've already covered that too. Aren't we good to you? Here's the lowdown on Boxing Day events in London.

NEW YEAR'S EVE: Whether you're looking to get glammed up and go out on the town, or usher in 2023 in a more sedate manner, we've got it all covered.

Current exhibitionsGingerbread City is open in Belgravia all week. © Luke O'DonovanIf you're got some free time, why not spend it seeing one or two of the exhibitions that you've been meaning to see all year? Note that gallery and museum opening times may vary over this week, but all of the ones listed here are open at least some days between Christmas and New Year — check with individual venues before you travel. For further inspiration, check out our art critic's guide to the biggest exhibitions to see in London this winter.

DIPPY AT NHM: You've only got until 2 January t0 see Dippy Returns at the Natural History Museum, before Dippy leaves again. The replica diplodocus skeleton is back on display after touring the UK. FREE, until 2 January

GINGERBREAD CITY: Festive favourite Gingerbread City is open in Belgravia, displaying five mini cities made of gingerbread and edible decorations. Architects and civil engineers are behind the designs, which feature buildings, bridges and a working train set. *Until 2 January*

*ALEXANDER THE GREAT: A fascinating look into the legends behind Alexander the Great, a man who continues to captivate, at British Library. Until February*

IN PLAIN SIGHT: What's it like to be blind? A VR experience at In Plain Sight, Wellcome Collection's latest exhibition, aims to demonstrate this, along with art and historic artefacts on the topic of vision. FREE, until February

*HIEROGLYPHS: The British Museum's densely curated Hieroglyphs exhibition tells the story of the Rosetta Stone, the slab of granodiorite that unlocked the mystery of Egyptian hieroglyphs. Until February*

Elmer and Friends at Horniman Museum. Image: Seven StoriesEXECUTIONS: Museum of London has now closed, but its easterly sibling, Museum of London Docklands remains firmly open, including its Executions exhibition, which covers the history of capital punishment here in the, er, capital. Until April

ELMER THE ELEPHANT: One for families with younger children, Elmer and Friends at Horniman Museum is an interactive look at the characters created by late author David McKee. Not Now, Bernard, Mr Benn, and King Rollo also feature, meaning there's something familiar for parents and grandparents too. Until April

SCIENCE FICTION: Science Museum's latest blockbuster exhibition is Science Fiction: Voyage to the Edge of Imagination, which displays some of the most iconic treasures of film and TV. Until May

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Hailing from the planet Sigma IX, Count Binface independent political candidate has such zany suggestions as capping the price of croissants and, er, doubling council tax on second homes (Hang on, this all sounds quite sensible.)

Now, Binface — officially the ninth-favourite candidate for Mayor of London — has brought out a book, embellishing on his plans for our planet. Here, we lift the (bin) lid on the alien shaking up human democracy,

"How does it feel being the ninth most popular choice for Mayor of London? I'm on Cloud Nine!"
Image: Count BinfaceWhy did you decide to write a book?Because these days bringing a book out seems to be the done thing by just about every celebrity (and Matt Hancock). Mine will stand out from the crowd for having taken longer than two Earth weeks to write, and for being brilliant.

How does London compare to the cities on your home planet of Sigma IX?Not amazingly, to be honest. Our cities aren't strewn with pigeons, dog excrement, big empty houses owned by oligarchs, and an epidemic of American candy stores. I know, I know, all this must sound unfathomable to Earthlings but it's true. We also banish anyone caught using speakerphones on public transport to the Phantom Zone, where they belong. But London isn't all bad. You've got some cracking crazy golf courses for starters. I especially like the one above Stratford car park, where I once enjoyed a few holes with TV personality Ben Fogle. (When you’re running for public office you have to meet all sorts.) PS It was a draw.

"London isn't all bad. You've got some cracking crazy golf courses for starters. I especially like the one above Stratford car park, where I once enjoyed a few holes with TV personality Ben Fogle." Image: Count BinfaceIs it difficult to be serious about politics when you're surrounded by jokers?It's one of the peculiar yet wonderful quirks of British democracy that you sometimes get these weird maniacs who like to dress up in stupid clothes and take part in elections just for the hell of it. You know, people like Liz and Boris. They're obviously insane and shouldn’t be let even a light year within reach of power, but I applaud novelty candidates like them for having a go. Just next time, voters, please vote the sane guy in. (That's me.)

Count Binface enjoys a pint with Antoine de Caunes of Eurotrash fame. Image: Count BinfaceDid you exchange any words/looks with Boris Johnson on election night 2019?I did! I spoke to him in the only language I felt sure he would understand — classical Latin. We exchanged pleasantries and even a quote from Julius Caesar — "the die is cast". Boris thought I meant that he was now on easy street and that he'd be setting out on five or 10 cushy years in power. As if. What I actually meant was that he was about to be shown up to be the most appalling prime minister the UK has ever had. (Give or take Trussy-Babes.) Little did we know then how many votes I'd won in his constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip. 69! That's right, I experienced a surprising 69 with Boris in a north London sports hall on Friday 13th at 3am in the pouring rain. I'd love to say that's a first, but with Mr Johnson you just never know.

Your 2021 mayoral campaign manifesto included £1 croissants and renaming London Bridge after Phoebe Waller—have you concocted any additional people pleasers since then, to maybe shift you up to eighth choice?I most certainly have. Some real humdingers, I can tell you. (Council tax to be doubled on second homes? Have some of that!) But you’ll have to buy my book to find out all my latest juicy policies. I might be an alien but I’m not commercially naive.

The infamous hand dryer in the Crown and Treaty gents. Image: Count BinfaceOne of your major manifesto policies was to sort out the dodgy positioning of the hand-dryer in the gents' toilet at the Crown & Treaty in Uxbridge. Did that ever get seen to?No it bloody didno'! And even more scandalously, I've since discovered more pubs suffering from the same affliction! The Crown & Greyhound in Dulwich is another one. Is it a mere coincidence that these two seemingly dysfunctional institutions appear to be linked to the Crown? I think we should be told.

Assuming you eventually move into 10 Downing Street, what'll be the first thing you do?Increase the size of the door aperture. It's not made for eight-foot tall aliens with bin-shaped heads. (Yet.)

What On Earth?: An alien's guide to fixing Britain by Count Binface, RRP £14.99. Find it at your local independent bookshop.

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Regent Street. Image: Matt Alexander/PA Wire.Have you been out to see London's Christmas lights yet this year? If you have, you'll know they're looking as spectacular as ever, with twinkling stars, glowing angels and bejewelled crowns shimmering above the capital's streets. If you haven't found time yet, you're in luck, as we've gathered some photos of them looking fabulous, for your perusal.

Want a closer look at any of them? Read our guide to seeing London's Christmas lights, including visiting them by bus. And if you want to compare to previous years' offerings, take a look at photos from 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018 and 2017.

Regent StreetThe 45 angels soaring over Regent Street were an immediate hit when they first appeared in 2016 — and now Christmas in the West End wouldn't be the same without them. They're actually a nod to the first lights that arrived on the street in 1954, which were also the first major festive illuminations in central London.

Image: Matt Alexander/PA Wire.Oxford StreetA Sky Full of Stars is the name of Oxford Street's 2022 Christmas lights — a simple, classy and rather beautiful design which we hope they'll hold onto for a few years yet. The title must be a nod to a 2014 Coldplay song of the same name — although the band's big festive hit that features Oxford Street in the lyrics was of course, called... Christmas Lights.

Image: Matt Crossick/PAPiccadillyFlowing seamlessly from Regent Street's angels are the winged creatures of Piccadilly — inspired by the Greek god Anteros — which may or may not be the real identify of Piccadilly Circus' 'Eros' statue.

Photo: LondonistCovent GardenAnother Christmas light-up that's quickly come to be a classic is the genetically-modified mistletoe of Covent Garden Market. Some serious smooching must go on here every December.

Photo: LondonistSt Christopher's PlaceSt Christopher's Place becomes 'St Christmas Place' (see what they did there), with a spectrum of brightly coloured discs twisting and twirling above the shopping plaza.

Image: St Christopher's PlaceSouth Molton StreetThese icy blue arches of lights twinkling with stars are an Instagrammer's delight (trust us, it can take a while to get a clear snap of this installation) — and while blue's a controversial choice for Xmas decs, South Molton Street's certainly don't leave us feeling cold.

Photo: Londonist/@londonartcriticConnaught VillageHow can you not heart Connaught Village's tree decorations, throbbing with colour as they do? Even better, these lights can stay up till Valentine's Day.

Image: Connaught VillageAnnabel's, MayfairNever shy when it comes to dressing up, Annabel's in Berkeley Square once again goes all out for yuletide, with this vintage fairground-inspired piece, embellished, not with horses or unicorns, but Pegasus(es). More fantastical than the Garden Bridge.

Image: Annabel'sTrafalgar SquareDear Norway, Londonist would like to take this opportunity to say THANK You for our annual spruce, and don't listen to the haters who say it looks like a cucumber. P.S. The golden lights make the tree particularly radiant this year.

Image: LondonistBond StreetThe Bond Street peacocks strut to one side, making way for a dazzling set of regal decorations, taking their cue from the Imperial State Crown. These must've been in the planning pre-September, but they make a fitting doff of the tiara to the late monarch, who lived a stone's throw from this swish shopping street.

Image: LondonistCarnaby StreetIt's a Best Of from Carnaby Street, which has been up into the attic and dusted off all its decs from recent years, resulting in an aerial cocktail of planets, 'ho ho ho's and Queen lyrics. Mamma mia Figaro.

Image: LondonistThe Churchill Arms, KensingtonJust under 100 Christmas trees, swaddled in some 21,000 twinkling lights go into making the Churchill Arms London's Christmasiest boozer, and one of the sights of the season. And hark! Do you hear that? It's the sound of an energy provider rubbing their hands together.

Photo: LondonistPrince Charles Cinema, Leicester SquareAnd a happy new year. [FINAL GUNSHOT]

Image: LondonistSeven DialsA new display arrives in Seven Dials, in the form of these starburst shapes, which appear like firework frozen mid-explosion. We like.

Image: LondonistSt Martins LaneClose by is St Martins Lane — and whatever you think of it's Christmas lights effort, at least they leave you in no doubt as to where you are.

Image: LondonistWhitgift CentreWe nipped into Croydon's Whitgift Centre for a spot of Christmas shopping, and snapped these pretty lights dangling over a festive (roller)skating rink. To be honest, seeing as the council is three-times bankrupt, we're just happy there are any lights at all.

Image: LondonistThe Old VicA red and green glow-up from this historic theatre on The Cut, currently staging another year of Jack Thorne's A Christmas Carol adaptation — and let us tell you, when Tiny Tim rounds off the show, there is nary a dry eye in the house. God bless us everyone.

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It's back! Photo: Samantha Rea/LondonistAnyone with delicate sensibilities may wish to stay off London's transport network on 8 January 2023, as the No Trousers Tube Ride returns.

For the uninitiated, the event is exactly what it sounds like: people getting together to ride the tube with no trousers on. In the interest of keeping things legal, underwear with decent coverage IS required.

It started in 2002, with New York's No Pants Subway Ride (steady on: 'pants' in the USA are, of course, what we call trousers), and it's since become an international event. It'll take place on subway systems in several cities around the world on 8 January.

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Why? Fun. Nothing more, nothing less. We went along for the ride in 2019, and spoke to our trouserless co-commuters to find out why they were taking part.

It's the first time the event has taken place since January 2020, due to Covid, and it's an extra special one this year, as it'll include the first ever trouserless ride on the Elizabeth line (well, the first official one — we're not sure what people get up to on their way back to Reading after a few pints).

How to take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride

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Anyone can take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride. To join in, head to the meeting place at Newport Place in Chinatown, WC2H 7JR, by 3pm on 8 January (trews and all other clothes still firmly on at this point, please, and remember a bag to carry your trousers in later on).

Here, the event organisers will split partici-pants into groups, and you'll follow a group leader into a nearby station. Only once you're inside the tube station are trousers removed, and people board a tube train. Here's where it gets fun — the point is to act nonchalant about your detrousered state. Read a newspaper, scroll through your phone, just do whatever you'd normally do on the tube.

Photo: Samantha Rea/LondonistThe exact route isn't advertised ahead of time, as organisers are keen that only people willing to remove their trousers and take part turn up. So only go along if you're willing to bear some flesh. Not too much though — no thongs, banana hammocks or mankinis. Someone's got to sit on that tube seat after you, you know.

The No Trousers Tube Ride takes place on 8 January 2023. It's free to take part (except for the tube fare), no booking required.

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It's back! Photo: Samantha Rea/LondonistAnyone with delicate sensibilities may wish to stay off London's transport network on 8 January 2023, as the No Trousers Tube Ride returns.

For the uninitiated, the event is exactly what it sounds like: people getting together to ride the tube with no trousers on. In the interest of keeping things legal, underwear with decent coverage IS required.

It started in 2002, with New York's No Pants Subway Ride (steady on: 'pants' in the USA are, of course, what we call trousers), and it's since become an international event. It'll take place on subway systems in several cities around the world on 8 January.

View this post on InstagramA post shared by Jamie Lorriman (@jamielorriman)

Why? Fun. Nothing more, nothing less. We went along for the ride in 2019, and spoke to our trouserless co-commuters to find out why they were taking part.

It's the first time the event has taken place since January 2020, due to Covid, and it's an extra special one this year, as it'll include the first ever trouserless ride on the Elizabeth line (well, the first official one — we're not sure what people get up to on their way back to Reading after a few pints).

How to take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride

View this post on InstagramA post shared by Jorge Carocas (@_carocas_)

Anyone can take part in the No Trousers Tube Ride. To join in, head to the meeting place at Newport Place in Chinatown, WC2H 7JR, by 3pm on 8 January (trews and all other clothes still firmly on at this point, please, and remember a bag to carry your trousers in later on).

Here, the event organisers will split partici-pants into groups, and you'll follow a group leader into a nearby station. Only once you're inside the tube station are trousers removed, and people board a tube train. Here's where it gets fun — the point is to act nonchalant about your detrousered state. Read a newspaper, scroll through your phone, just do whatever you'd normally do on the tube.

Photo: Samantha Rea/LondonistThe exact route isn't advertised ahead of time, as organisers are keen that only people willing to remove their trousers and take part turn up. So only go along if you're willing to bear some flesh. Not too much though — no thongs, banana hammocks or mankinis. Someone's got to sit on that tube seat after you, you know.

The No Trousers Tube Ride takes place on 8 January 2023. It's free to take part (except for the tube fare), no booking required.

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Back in 2019, we spoke to two former Harrods grotto elves to get the lowdown on their job. Now, another elf — we'll call them Buddy, to protect their anonymity — speaks about their time elfing at a major London tourist attraction (which we're also keeping anonymous) a few Christmasses ago.

Credit: iStock/bloodstoneWorking as an elf in a Santa's grotto at Christmas was never something I aspired to. Most people probably like to believe that there's a strict entry criteria and rigorous training programme to be an elf, and while I'm sure that's true at the North Pole, it wasn't the case for me — I more or less fell into elfing when my previous seasonal contract at [REDACTED] came to an end at the same time that elves were being recruited. I had no experience in acting or working with children — I was pretty much just handed a costume and a comically oversized candy cane, introduced to Santa, and that was that.

The bulk of our job was sprinkling Christmas cheer through the queue outside Santa's grotto, keeping families entertained, happy and excited — not always an easy task when the office-based staff who never actually visited the grotto during opening hours had MASSIVELY overbooked, meaning there was occasionally a backlog of up to two hours to see Santa. It was outside too, so got fairly chilly, and kids, understandably, went through every emotion possible in that queue.

"The most mentally challenging job I've ever done"Credit: iStock/stocknrollFirst up, let me say that being an elf was one of the most enjoyable, rewarding, and heartwarming jobs I've ever had. You're part of a huge event in a child's Christmas experience. For some of them, it's the first time they've ever met Santa, so they're excited and nervous and overwhelmed. And the parents get fairly excited and a bit misty-eyed too. It sounds cheesy, but it was a joy to be a part of creating magical Christmas memories for so many families.

But it was also tough. Physically, it was challenging, being on your (comically giant) feet all day, outside in the cold — but I was used to that as part of my previous role at the same venue (minus the costume), and multiple retail jobs over the years.

Mentally and emotionally, I've never been so drained in my life. I don't know if you've ever tried to be the literal embodiment of Christmas joy for eight hours straight, but it is EXHAUSTING, let me tell you. Asking the same questions (What's your name? How old are you? What do you want for Christmas?) over and over again — and then having to remember the children's names to whisper them in Santa's ear as they entered the grotto half an hour later, a huge festive grin plastered over your face the whole time. I've never hated Christmas more.

"We were part elves, part crowd control"Photo: Misty Ladd via UnsplashParents take Christmas really seriously. I get it — there's a lot of pressure, and if you're not taking your offspring to see Santa, doing Elf on the Shelf, making a gingerbread house, visiting a lights trail and a Christmas tree farm, and doing everything else that everyone on Instagram is doing, you feel like you've failed, so it's a very tense time. But there's no need to take it out on the elves.

I will admit, there were flaws in the grotto. The massive overbooking I've already mentioned, resulting in very long queues, as well as the fact that parents weren't allowed to take their own photos in the grotto — instead, an outside company was drafted in to take the snaps and charge families for the privilege. Tempers in the queue flared from time to time, with some visitors being quite abusive and threatening towards us elves when things weren't going to plan.

I'm literally wearing a hat with a jingle bell on the end — do you really think I've got any authority around here?

"She's never even MENTIONED Frozen before!"Image: Clint Patterson via UnsplashOn the flip side, most parents were lovely, and some were extremely grateful to us for managing to extract gift ideas from their reticent children — provided it's what they were expecting them to say. I'll never forget the look of panic in a parent's eyes when, a couple of days before Christmas, we'd ask their child what gift they'd like, and the child would come out with a toy they've never mentioned to the parents before — parents who'd definitely already done their Christmas shopping. Happened far more often than you'd think.

"He's out of luck there then" and "She's never even MENTIONED Frozen before" were frequent refrains, muttered behind hands to be heard by adult ears only.

Then there was the mother who, having gone into the grotto in minor panic when her son had mentioned a gift that he clearly wasn't getting, emerged a few minutes later looking even more shellshocked. As the family exited, she whispered that her son had just told Santa a completely different wish to the one he'd told me, which was different again to what he'd been asking his parents for over the last few months, and which I believe was already at home, wrapped and ready to be whipped out on Christmas morning.

"What do I do?" she asked me, with real panic in her eyes, and after a few seconds, I realised the question wasn't rhetorical.

Ma'am, you do know I'm not a real elf, don't you? This one's between you and the man in red, and way above my pay grade.

"Some days, Santa was the toughest one to deal with"If he's not got a belly, he ain't Santa. Image: Jesson Mata via UnsplashI hope I'm not ruining the Christmas magic for anyone here, but... Santa's basically agency staff. While the real one's badgering away in the North Pole in the run-up to Christmas, he sends a few stand-ins to man the grottos around the world, literally via a Santa agency. While us elves remained consistent throughout the grotto, we were sent four or five different Santas on rotation, and we got to know them fairly well. Most of them were great, but when we saw one particular Santa walk through the staffroom door of a morning, we knew we were in for a tough day.

His physique wasn't that of a Santa, and even a stuffed belly didn't quite sit right on him, somewhat ruining the illusion. Plus, I'm not sure he'd ever heard of the concept of a Santa's grotto... or of joy, or of Christmas itself. And he was a little hard of hearing, meaning an elf had to act as a translator between him and any particularly shy children. Suffice to say, we had to work EXTRA hard to keep the Christmas spirit alive in the grotto on those days.

Kids have a lot of questionsNo but seriously, who would win? Image: Mathieu Stern via UnsplashWhile some kids were shy, overwhelmed, and barely able to get their name out, others were buzzing, and full of questions. This involved a lot of thinking on my feet to avoid ruining the illusion. Some were easy to answer: what do elves eat? (candy canes, obviously); what are the reindeers' names (thankfully I'd had the foresight to memorise that one); and where do you live (really, kiddo? Do keep up).

Others were a bit more challenging, like how do elves go to the toilet? ("Oh look, the queue's moving — shuffle along or you might miss Santa".) Some were just bizarre. Who would win in a fight between an elf and a shark? An elf and a lion? Five elves and a dinosaur?

That last one still keeps me awake at night, actually.

"My main memory is of the bitter cold"While the faces, names, smiles and Christmas wishes of the individual children I met at Santa's grotto have faded in the intervening years, one memory has stuck with me — the cold. Our elf costumes were rather flimsy felt efforts, a red and green tabard and matching trousers designed to be worn over regular clothes, with slip-on black pointy overshoes. As we cruised through November into December, the temperature dropped, so we layered up and layered up. There's a fine line between dainty elf and Michelin Man, and I'm sorry to say it's a line I crossed multiple times that year, no doubt mentally scarring a few kiddiwinks for life.

"I dread the pictures resurfacing every year"Though my stint as an elf was a few years ago now, I dread the pictures resurfacing every year. As elfing season approaches, the visitor attraction shares photos of previous grottos on its website, social media and with the press, to drum up interest in this year's event. Thankfully, I've never seen photos of me in circulation, though some of the fellow elves from the same graduating class have featured. I've never been so grateful to be unphotogenic.

"There are still some things I'll never understand"...like why parents take their young kids to see Santa as soon as the grotto opens in mid-November. You've still got six weeks until the big day, so you're basically setting yourself up for "is it Christmas yet?" every day for that period. Still, not my circus, not my monkeys.

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Back in 2019, we spoke to two former Harrods grotto elves to get the lowdown on their job. Now, another elf — we'll call them Buddy, to protect their anonymity — speaks about their time elfing at a major London tourist attraction (which we're also keeping anonymous) a few Christmasses ago.

Credit: iStock/bloodstoneWorking as an elf in a Santa's grotto at Christmas was never something I aspired to. Most people probably like to believe that there's a strict entry criteria and rigorous training programme to be an elf, and while I'm sure that's true at the North Pole, it wasn't the case for me — I more or less fell into elfing when my previous seasonal contract at [REDACTED] came to an end at the same time that elves were being recruited. I had no experience in acting or working with children — I was pretty much just handed a costume and a comically oversized candy cane, introduced to Santa, and that was that.

The bulk of our job was sprinkling Christmas cheer through the queue outside Santa's grotto, keeping families entertained, happy and excited — not always an easy task when the office-based staff who never actually visited the grotto during opening hours had MASSIVELY overbooked, meaning there was occasionally a backlog of up to two hours to see Santa. It was outside too, so got fairly chilly, and kids, understandably, went through every emotion possible in that queue.

"The most mentally challenging job I've ever done"Credit: iStock/stocknrollFirst up, let me say that being an elf was one of the most enjoyable, rewarding, and heartwarming jobs I've ever had. You're part of a huge event in a child's Christmas experience. For some of them, it's the first time they've ever met Santa, so they're excited and nervous and overwhelmed. And the parents get fairly excited and a bit misty-eyed too. It sounds cheesy, but it was a joy to be a part of creating magical Christmas memories for so many families.

But it was also tough. Physically, it was challenging, being on your (comically giant) feet all day, outside in the cold — but I was used to that as part of my previous role at the same venue (minus the costume), and multiple retail jobs over the years.

Mentally and emotionally, I've never been so drained in my life. I don't know if you've ever tried to be the literal embodiment of Christmas joy for eight hours straight, but it is EXHAUSTING, let me tell you. Asking the same questions (What's your name? How old are you? What do you want for Christmas?) over and over again — and then having to remember the children's names to whisper them in Santa's ear as they entered the grotto half an hour later, a huge festive grin plastered over your face the whole time. I've never hated Christmas more.

"We were part elves, part crowd control"Photo: Misty Ladd via UnsplashParents take Christmas really seriously. I get it — there's a lot of pressure, and if you're not taking your offspring to see Santa, doing Elf on the Shelf, making a gingerbread house, visiting a lights trail and a Christmas tree farm, and doing everything else that everyone on Instagram is doing, you feel like you've failed, so it's a very tense time. But there's no need to take it out on the elves.

I will admit, there were flaws in the grotto. The massive overbooking I've already mentioned, resulting in very long queues, as well as the fact that parents weren't allowed to take their own photos in the grotto — instead, an outside company was drafted in to take the snaps and charge families for the privilege. Tempers in the queue flared from time to time, with some visitors being quite abusive and threatening towards us elves when things weren't going to plan.

I'm literally wearing a hat with a jingle bell on the end — do you really think I've got any authority around here?

"She's never even MENTIONED Frozen before!"Image: Clint Patterson via UnsplashOn the flip side, most parents were lovely, and some were extremely grateful to us for managing to extract gift ideas from their reticent children — provided it's what they were expecting them to say. I'll never forget the look of panic in a parent's eyes when, a couple of days before Christmas, we'd ask their child what gift they'd like, and the child would come out with a toy they've never mentioned to the parents before — parents who'd definitely already done their Christmas shopping. Happened far more often than you'd think.

"He's out of luck there then" and "She's never even MENTIONED Frozen before" were frequent refrains, muttered behind hands to be heard by adult ears only.

Then there was the mother who, having gone into the grotto in minor panic when her son had mentioned a gift that he clearly wasn't getting, emerged a few minutes later looking even more shellshocked. As the family exited, she whispered that her son had just told Santa a completely different wish to the one he'd told me, which was different again to what he'd been asking his parents for over the last few months, and which I believe was already at home, wrapped and ready to be whipped out on Christmas morning.

"What do I do?" she asked me, with real panic in her eyes, and after a few seconds, I realised the question wasn't rhetorical.

Ma'am, you do know I'm not a real elf, don't you? This one's between you and the man in red, and way above my pay grade.

"Some days, Santa was the toughest one to deal with"If he's not got a belly, he ain't Santa. Image: Jesson Mata via UnsplashI hope I'm not ruining the Christmas magic for anyone here, but... Santa's basically agency staff. While the real one's badgering away in the North Pole in the run-up to Christmas, he sends a few stand-ins to man the grottos around the world, literally via a Santa agency. While us elves remained consistent throughout the grotto, we were sent four or five different Santas on rotation, and we got to know them fairly well. Most of them were great, but when we saw one particular Santa walk through the staffroom door of a morning, we knew we were in for a tough day.

His physique wasn't that of a Santa, and even a stuffed belly didn't quite sit right on him, somewhat ruining the illusion. Plus, I'm not sure he'd ever heard of the concept of a Santa's grotto... or of joy, or of Christmas itself. And he was a little hard of hearing, meaning an elf had to act as a translator between him and any particularly shy children. Suffice to say, we had to work EXTRA hard to keep the Christmas spirit alive in the grotto on those days.

Kids have a lot of questionsNo but seriously, who would win? Image: Mathieu Stern via UnsplashWhile some kids were shy, overwhelmed, and barely able to get their name out, others were buzzing, and full of questions. This involved a lot of thinking on my feet to avoid ruining the illusion. Some were easy to answer: what do elves eat? (candy canes, obviously); what are the reindeers' names (thankfully I'd had the foresight to memorise that one); and where do you live (really, kiddo? Do keep up).

Others were a bit more challenging, like how do elves go to the toilet? ("Oh look, the queue's moving — shuffle along or you might miss Santa".) Some were just bizarre. Who would win in a fight between an elf and a shark? An elf and a lion? Five elves and a dinosaur?

That last one still keeps me awake at night, actually.

"My main memory is of the bitter cold"While the faces, names, smiles and Christmas wishes of the individual children I met at Santa's grotto have faded in the intervening years, one memory has stuck with me — the cold. Our elf costumes were rather flimsy felt efforts, a red and green tabard and matching trousers designed to be worn over regular clothes, with slip-on black pointy overshoes. As we cruised through November into December, the temperature dropped, so we layered up and layered up. There's a fine line between dainty elf and Michelin Man, and I'm sorry to say it's a line I crossed multiple times that year, no doubt mentally scarring a few kiddiwinks for life.

"I dread the pictures resurfacing every year"Though my stint as an elf was a few years ago now, I dread the pictures resurfacing every year. As elfing season approaches, the visitor attraction shares photos of previous grottos on its website, social media and with the press, to drum up interest in this year's event. Thankfully, I've never seen photos of me in circulation, though some of the fellow elves from the same graduating class have featured. I've never been so grateful to be unphotogenic.

"There are still some things I'll never understand"...like why parents take their young kids to see Santa as soon as the grotto opens in mid-November. You've still got six weeks until the big day, so you're basically setting yourself up for "is it Christmas yet?" every day for that period. Still, not my circus, not my monkeys.

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Hyde Park Winter Wonderland is open todayLooking for things to do once Christmas Day is out of the way? Ready to pry yourself away (temporarily, obvs) from the cheeseboard? Take a look at these things happening in London on Boxing Day. Note that many venues will have different opening hours from usual, so check before you set off.

TRANSPORT: First things first, check which buses, trains and tubes are running over the Christmas period before you make any plans.

WEEKEND WALKS: This week is practically one long weekend anyway, so grab your walking boots and head out on one of our weekend walk routes. See a part of London you haven't visited before, and best of all, it's free — unless you stop in a pub for a pint or two...

ICE SKATING: Get out and about on one of London's many ice skating rinks, twirling and pirouetting to your heart's content at venues ranging from central London courtyards to outer London palaces. Not all will be open today, so check before you go.

Glide at Battersea Power Station is one of the ice rinks open today. Photo: LondonistTHEATRE SHOWS: If the pre-Christmas frenzy left you with no time to head to the theatre, why not check out the festive shows which are still on? We've picked the best theatre shows in London this Christmas, and London's best pantos.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: Head into central London to see London's Christmas lights. You could even hop on a bus, and glide through Oxford Street, Regent Street, and Piccadilly with the lights overhead.

FREE CHRISTMAS EVENTS: Christmas is an expensive time of year in London, so indulge in these festive things to do that won't cost a penny — though of course there are plenty of ways to part with your money if you're so inclined.

AFTERNOON TEA: If you're not absolutely stuffed by the Christmas Day festivities, why not head out for a festive afternoon tea on Boxing Day. London has a raft of them to choose from this year, and though a couple ended on Christmas Eve, many are still being served through until January.

**WINTER WONDERLAND:* The Hyde Park behemoth is open until the new year, and in the past we've found it's a bit less crowded after Christmas — though do note you'll need to book a ticket for entry this year. 10am-10pm (until 2 January 2023)*

*HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGES:* Tickets for Operation Centaur's horse-drawn carriage rides in Richmond Park have sold out for today, but once again they're running at a second location, Bushy Park, with tickets still available at time of writing. Take a 25-minute ride through the Royal Park, with mulled wine and festive snacks included in the ticket price. 10am-2pm

BOOZE AND BOROUGH: Footprints of London guide David Charnick offers both an in-person and virtual tour around the Borough area, focusing on its links to the booze industry. Hop wagons from Kent, Sussex and Surrey used to unload into warehouses in the area, and it used to be home to one of London's largest breweries too.In person 2.30pm-4.30pm or virtual tour 9.30pm-10.30pm

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Hyde Park Winter Wonderland is open todayLooking for things to do once Christmas Day is out of the way? Ready to pry yourself away (temporarily, obvs) from the cheeseboard? Take a look at these things happening in London on Boxing Day. Note that many venues will have different opening hours from usual, so check before you set off.

TRANSPORT: First things first, check which buses, trains and tubes are running over the Christmas period before you make any plans.

WEEKEND WALKS: This week is practically one long weekend anyway, so grab your walking boots and head out on one of our weekend walk routes. See a part of London you haven't visited before, and best of all, it's free — unless you stop in a pub for a pint or two...

ICE SKATING: Get out and about on one of London's many ice skating rinks, twirling and pirouetting to your heart's content at venues ranging from central London courtyards to outer London palaces. Not all will be open today, so check before you go.

Glide at Battersea Power Station is one of the ice rinks open today. Photo: LondonistTHEATRE SHOWS: If the pre-Christmas frenzy left you with no time to head to the theatre, why not check out the festive shows which are still on? We've picked the best theatre shows in London this Christmas, and London's best pantos.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: Head into central London to see London's Christmas lights. You could even hop on a bus, and glide through Oxford Street, Regent Street, and Piccadilly with the lights overhead.

FREE CHRISTMAS EVENTS: Christmas is an expensive time of year in London, so indulge in these festive things to do that won't cost a penny — though of course there are plenty of ways to part with your money if you're so inclined.

AFTERNOON TEA: If you're not absolutely stuffed by the Christmas Day festivities, why not head out for a festive afternoon tea on Boxing Day. London has a raft of them to choose from this year, and though a couple ended on Christmas Eve, many are still being served through until January.

**WINTER WONDERLAND:* The Hyde Park behemoth is open until the new year, and in the past we've found it's a bit less crowded after Christmas — though do note you'll need to book a ticket for entry this year. 10am-10pm (until 2 January 2023)*

*HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGES:* Tickets for Operation Centaur's horse-drawn carriage rides in Richmond Park have sold out for today, but once again they're running at a second location, Bushy Park, with tickets still available at time of writing. Take a 25-minute ride through the Royal Park, with mulled wine and festive snacks included in the ticket price. 10am-2pm

BOOZE AND BOROUGH: Footprints of London guide David Charnick offers both an in-person and virtual tour around the Borough area, focusing on its links to the booze industry. Hop wagons from Kent, Sussex and Surrey used to unload into warehouses in the area, and it used to be home to one of London's largest breweries too.In person 2.30pm-4.30pm or virtual tour 9.30pm-10.30pm

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Christmas by the River goes on until early January1) Get a last glimpse of the Ever After GardenUntil Tuesday, Grosvenor Square in Mayfair is full of 20,000 glowing white roses, illuminated each evening (3pm-9pm) for anyone to visit. Although The Ever After Garden is free to view, it's organised on behalf of the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity, so do consider making a small donation if you can.

Free, until 20 December.

2) Get LIT! in LewishamDUNDU produced by Festival.orgAs the year comes to an end, so does Lewisham's tenure as London Borough of Culture, with Croydon poised to take up the reins next. Lewisham's last hurrah is LIT!, a series of festive events taking place in Beckenham Place Park 15 December-8 January... including free illuminations across three evenings this week.

See a large-scale illuminated puppet moving through the park, and on Wednesday — the shortest day of the year — it leads a parade including a live band. Other illuminations are dotted around too.

Free, 20-22 December.

3) Attend a free carol concertThere are many carol concerts going on in London this week, and some of them are pretty spendy. However, there are also plenty of free carol concerts and Christmas services if you know where to look.

On Wednesday, St James's Church Piccadilly holds two free carol services, with young musicians from the Royal College of Music singing carols accompanied by brass fanfare and drums — all fuelled by mince pies, of course. On the same day, London International Gospel Choir, The BASSnote Collective and Camden Voices perform in Choral Winter Warmers at Southbank Centre, also free.

If you can't make those, why not check with your local church to see what's on this week?

Free, 21 December

Image: David Parry4) Track down the Greenwich Advent WindowsThe closer we get to Christmas, the more there is to see on the Greenwich Advent Windows trail. Every day, 1-24 December, another business, school or house near Greenwich town centre unveils its advent window, featuring festive displays. It's free to do, and is a great way to explore streets you may not otherwise visit.

Free, until 24 December.

5) Jive your way through Christmas EveAs part of Southbank Centre's Winter Festival, there's a free festive jive event in the Royal Festival Hall on 24 December. Everyone's welcome at Five Go Jiving, with a dance class, live musicians and a DJ getting Christmas off to a lively start. Take place in person or online.

Free, 24 December.

6) Watch the Peter Pan CupChristmas Day is London is an odd one. Not much open, but still some things going on — though the events which do take place are not necessarily budget-friendly. What is free is watching the Peter Pan Cup, a Christmas Day swimming race in the Serpentine in Hyde Park. You can't take part unless you're a regular member of the swimming club, but spectating is free.

The catch? It starts at 9am so you'll have to be up and at 'em early doors, added to which there's no public transport in London on Christmas Day to get you there. (Hire bikes will be working, though.)

Free, 25 December.

7) Celebrate Christmas by the RiverFree-entry festival Christmas by the River continues apace, open to the public every day except Christmas Day (though check for varying opening and closing times over the Christmas and New Year period).

Wander among a fairy-lit Christmas market by the river, or catch a free film screening — The Grinch is shown on Tuesday and The Muppet Christmas Carol on Thursday this week.

Free, until 2 January (closed 25 December).

8) See the Christmas lightsThe West End is likely to be a teensy bit busy this week, but if you can dodge the crowds, get into the festive spirit by going to see London's Christmas lights. They're free to view (unless you're willing to stretch to the cost of a bus ride) and are looking spectacular — this year we've got stars on Oxford Street, angels on Regent Street, jewels on Bond Street and... well, a bit of everything on Carnaby. Read our complete guide to London's Christmas lights for your need-to-know.

Free, until early January.

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Christmas by the River goes on until early January1) Get a last glimpse of the Ever After GardenUntil Tuesday, Grosvenor Square in Mayfair is full of 20,000 glowing white roses, illuminated each evening (3pm-9pm) for anyone to visit. Although The Ever After Garden is free to view, it's organised on behalf of the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity, so do consider making a small donation if you can.

Free, until 20 December.

2) Get LIT! in LewishamDUNDU produced by Festival.orgAs the year comes to an end, so does Lewisham's tenure as London Borough of Culture, with Croydon poised to take up the reins next. Lewisham's last hurrah is LIT!, a series of festive events taking place in Beckenham Place Park 15 December-8 January... including free illuminations across three evenings this week.

See a large-scale illuminated puppet moving through the park, and on Wednesday — the shortest day of the year — it leads a parade including a live band. Other illuminations are dotted around too.

Free, 20-22 December.

3) Attend a free carol concertThere are many carol concerts going on in London this week, and some of them are pretty spendy. However, there are also plenty of free carol concerts and Christmas services if you know where to look.

On Wednesday, St James's Church Piccadilly holds two free carol services, with young musicians from the Royal College of Music singing carols accompanied by brass fanfare and drums — all fuelled by mince pies, of course. On the same day, London International Gospel Choir, The BASSnote Collective and Camden Voices perform in Choral Winter Warmers at Southbank Centre, also free.

If you can't make those, why not check with your local church to see what's on this week?

Free, 21 December

Image: David Parry4) Track down the Greenwich Advent WindowsThe closer we get to Christmas, the more there is to see on the Greenwich Advent Windows trail. Every day, 1-24 December, another business, school or house near Greenwich town centre unveils its advent window, featuring festive displays. It's free to do, and is a great way to explore streets you may not otherwise visit.

Free, until 24 December.

5) Jive your way through Christmas EveAs part of Southbank Centre's Winter Festival, there's a free festive jive event in the Royal Festival Hall on 24 December. Everyone's welcome at Five Go Jiving, with a dance class, live musicians and a DJ getting Christmas off to a lively start. Take place in person or online.

Free, 24 December.

6) Watch the Peter Pan CupChristmas Day is London is an odd one. Not much open, but still some things going on — though the events which do take place are not necessarily budget-friendly. What is free is watching the Peter Pan Cup, a Christmas Day swimming race in the Serpentine in Hyde Park. You can't take part unless you're a regular member of the swimming club, but spectating is free.

The catch? It starts at 9am so you'll have to be up and at 'em early doors, added to which there's no public transport in London on Christmas Day to get you there. (Hire bikes will be working, though.)

Free, 25 December.

7) Celebrate Christmas by the RiverFree-entry festival Christmas by the River continues apace, open to the public every day except Christmas Day (though check for varying opening and closing times over the Christmas and New Year period).

Wander among a fairy-lit Christmas market by the river, or catch a free film screening — The Grinch is shown on Tuesday and The Muppet Christmas Carol on Thursday this week.

Free, until 2 January (closed 25 December).

8) See the Christmas lightsThe West End is likely to be a teensy bit busy this week, but if you can dodge the crowds, get into the festive spirit by going to see London's Christmas lights. They're free to view (unless you're willing to stretch to the cost of a bus ride) and are looking spectacular — this year we've got stars on Oxford Street, angels on Regent Street, jewels on Bond Street and... well, a bit of everything on Carnaby. Read our complete guide to London's Christmas lights for your need-to-know.

Free, until early January.

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All weekendPhoto: Will Noble/LondonistCHRISTMAS TRAVEL: Before you plan your festive weekend, check out your transport options. There's no public transport in London on Christmas Day — no tubes, trains or buses — and things wind down early on Christmas Eve, due to those train strikes. Here's a complete guide to public transport in London over the Christmas period.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: London's Christmas lights are on every evening through December (most of them are switched on 3pm-11pm) — including Christmas Day. You could visit them either evening this weekend, though the West End is likely to be very busy on Christmas Eve. It'll be quieter on Christmas Day, but take note of the lack of transport (above) and the fact that most places are closed, meaning no access to toilets, food and drink and other facilities. Read our full guide to viewing London's Christmas lights to get the lowdown.

WEEKEND WALKS: Whether you want a Christmas Eve stroll to distract the kids from ALL THE EXCITEMENT, or a Christmas Day wander pre- or post-turkey or nut-roast, browse our weekend walks for routes in and around London.

Saturday 24 December: Christmas EveVisit Gingerbread City © Luke O'DonovanICE SKATING: Burn off some of that excited energy before the big day on one of London's seasonal ice rinks. Chances are they'll be quite busy today, so book ahead. Most of them have cafes or bars running alongside them so you can warm up with a hot chocolate or mulled wine afterwards. Bliss.

GINGERBREAD CITY: Take a stroll around London's tastiest exhibition, Gingerbread City — which actually consists of five miniature cities made from the festive biscuit (no nibbling, though). See buildings, bridges, train stations and other structures made from gingerbread, designed and built by teams of architects, and decorated with icing and sweets. 9am-5pm

WINTER WONDERLAND: Hyde Park Winter Wonderland has entertainment for all ages in the form of (deep breath...) winter markets, an ice rinks, circus shows, Santa Land, rollercoasters and fairground rides, food and drink stalls and more. Sure, it's probably not the cheapest day out you'll ever have, but it'll stop them asking "how many sleeps?" for a few hours. Just remember you need to book your entry in advance this year — particularly today, as it's likely to be very busy. 10am-10pm

*DICKENS MUSEUM: Bloomsbury's Charles Dickens Museum — which always looks fantastic dressed in it festive finery — is open today, with adaptations of A Christmas Carol — including The Muppet Christmas Carol — shown throughout the day, a first edition of the festive novel on display, plus a free mince pie and mulled wine or soft drink. More festive than an elf rolled in glitter, basically. 10am-6pm*

Go skating at Battersea Power Station or one of London's other rinks. Image: Joshua Atkins*CAROLS AT THE HALL: Get your fill of Deck The Halls and Fa La Las at the final Carols at the Royal Albert Hall, a performance by the Royal Choral Society, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, British Imperial Military Band, National Youth Choirs of Great Britain and others, which is repeated several times in the run-up to Christmas. 11am/3pm*

**FIVE GO JIVING:* As part of Southbank Centre's Winter Festival, there's a free festive jive event in Royal Festival Hall. Everyone's welcome at Five Go Jiving, with a dance class, live musicians and a DJ getting Christmas off to a lively start. In person or online, FREE, 1pm***

*DICKENSIAN CHRISTMAS:* Actor Stephen Mangan is at Cadogan Hall, presenting a selection of readings from A Christmas Carol, along with Victorian carols performed by the Mozart Festival Chorus and London Concert Brass. *2.30pm*

Sunday 25 December: Christmas DayImage: Matt Brown/LondonistCHRISTMAS DAY: For a full idea of what's on in London today (it's probably more than you think...) take a look at our guide to things to do in London on Christmas Day.

SWIMMING: Not everyone's cup of tea, but if you fancy squeezing in a bracing dip between the presents and the parsnips, these are London's swimming pools and lidos which open on Christmas Day.

CHRISTMAS DINNER: Most restaurants and cafes will be closed on Christmas Day, but a few do open, serving a special Christmas Day menu. Here's our pick of where to eat dinner in London on Christmas Day — you'll need to book in advance, so if you're reading this on the morning of 25 December, you're probably too late.

PETER PAN CUP: If you do one thing on Christmas Day in London, head to Hyde Park to watch the Peter Pan Cup. A group of hardy swimmers from Serpentine Swimming Club take to the chilly waters; you can't take part unless you're a member, but you can watch them from the comfort of dry land. FREE, 25 December

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All weekendPhoto: Will Noble/LondonistCHRISTMAS TRAVEL: Before you plan your festive weekend, check out your transport options. There's no public transport in London on Christmas Day — no tubes, trains or buses — and things wind down early on Christmas Eve, due to those train strikes. Here's a complete guide to public transport in London over the Christmas period.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: London's Christmas lights are on every evening through December (most of them are switched on 3pm-11pm) — including Christmas Day. You could visit them either evening this weekend, though the West End is likely to be very busy on Christmas Eve. It'll be quieter on Christmas Day, but take note of the lack of transport (above) and the fact that most places are closed, meaning no access to toilets, food and drink and other facilities. Read our full guide to viewing London's Christmas lights to get the lowdown.

WEEKEND WALKS: Whether you want a Christmas Eve stroll to distract the kids from ALL THE EXCITEMENT, or a Christmas Day wander pre- or post-turkey or nut-roast, browse our weekend walks for routes in and around London.

Saturday 24 December: Christmas EveVisit Gingerbread City © Luke O'DonovanICE SKATING: Burn off some of that excited energy before the big day on one of London's seasonal ice rinks. Chances are they'll be quite busy today, so book ahead. Most of them have cafes or bars running alongside them so you can warm up with a hot chocolate or mulled wine afterwards. Bliss.

GINGERBREAD CITY: Take a stroll around London's tastiest exhibition, Gingerbread City — which actually consists of five miniature cities made from the festive biscuit (no nibbling, though). See buildings, bridges, train stations and other structures made from gingerbread, designed and built by teams of architects, and decorated with icing and sweets. 9am-5pm

WINTER WONDERLAND: Hyde Park Winter Wonderland has entertainment for all ages in the form of (deep breath...) winter markets, an ice rinks, circus shows, Santa Land, rollercoasters and fairground rides, food and drink stalls and more. Sure, it's probably not the cheapest day out you'll ever have, but it'll stop them asking "how many sleeps?" for a few hours. Just remember you need to book your entry in advance this year — particularly today, as it's likely to be very busy. 10am-10pm

*DICKENS MUSEUM: Bloomsbury's Charles Dickens Museum — which always looks fantastic dressed in it festive finery — is open today, with adaptations of A Christmas Carol — including The Muppet Christmas Carol — shown throughout the day, a first edition of the festive novel on display, plus a free mince pie and mulled wine or soft drink. More festive than an elf rolled in glitter, basically. 10am-6pm*

Go skating at Battersea Power Station or one of London's other rinks. Image: Joshua Atkins*CAROLS AT THE HALL: Get your fill of Deck The Halls and Fa La Las at the final Carols at the Royal Albert Hall, a performance by the Royal Choral Society, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, British Imperial Military Band, National Youth Choirs of Great Britain and others, which is repeated several times in the run-up to Christmas. 11am/3pm*

**FIVE GO JIVING:* As part of Southbank Centre's Winter Festival, there's a free festive jive event in Royal Festival Hall. Everyone's welcome at Five Go Jiving, with a dance class, live musicians and a DJ getting Christmas off to a lively start. In person or online, FREE, 1pm***

*DICKENSIAN CHRISTMAS:* Actor Stephen Mangan is at Cadogan Hall, presenting a selection of readings from A Christmas Carol, along with Victorian carols performed by the Mozart Festival Chorus and London Concert Brass. *2.30pm*

Sunday 25 December: Christmas DayImage: Matt Brown/LondonistCHRISTMAS DAY: For a full idea of what's on in London today (it's probably more than you think...) take a look at our guide to things to do in London on Christmas Day.

SWIMMING: Not everyone's cup of tea, but if you fancy squeezing in a bracing dip between the presents and the parsnips, these are London's swimming pools and lidos which open on Christmas Day.

CHRISTMAS DINNER: Most restaurants and cafes will be closed on Christmas Day, but a few do open, serving a special Christmas Day menu. Here's our pick of where to eat dinner in London on Christmas Day — you'll need to book in advance, so if you're reading this on the morning of 25 December, you're probably too late.

PETER PAN CUP: If you do one thing on Christmas Day in London, head to Hyde Park to watch the Peter Pan Cup. A group of hardy swimmers from Serpentine Swimming Club take to the chilly waters; you can't take part unless you're a member, but you can watch them from the comfort of dry land. FREE, 25 December

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Trader Vic's has been a part of the Hilton Park Lane since the hotel opened, in 1963. Image: Trader Vic'sMai Tai lovers were left drowning their sorrows at the end of November, with the news that tiki bar/restaurant Trader Vic's — an eccentric fixture of the Hilton Park Lane since 1963 — was being forced to close at the end of 2022, ahead of Hilton ripping out the historic interior.

But the Polynesian-themed venue — said to be the original 'open kitchen' concept in London — is not going without a fight. Campaigners — including Professor Deborah Sugg Ryan, Professor of Design History at University of Portsmouth; and The Bidding Room presenter, Estelle Bilson — have now filed a listing application with Historic England, in a bid to save the bamboo-framed interior, replete with wood carvings, Chinese jade tiles, Japanese and Korean glass floats and South Pacific fish traps.

The place is a Mai Tai mecca. Image: iStock/bhofack2.Trader Vic's — which takes its name from entrepreneur Victor J Bergeron, who also invented the Mai Tai — really is a slice of modern UK history, as campaigner Sue Wright tells us:

It is not only the longest continuously running restaurant in the worldwide chain but is also London's oldest example of the Polynesian Pop phenomenon of the tiki bar and restaurant. It incorporates authentic cultural artefacts and especially commissioned designs from Polynesian artists. Its unique interior scheme was designed by San Francisco-based architects Chan/Rader Associates who were known for restaurants, hotels, shopping malls, civic centres and housing in countries in five continents, including the Hawaii State Capitol Building. I believe that its remarkably intact interior, little changed since it opened in 1963, is worthy of listing as an early example of a themed restaurant that goes beyond pastiche.

6,700 signatures have so far been gathered in a petition to save the venue, and once you've added your name to that, why not get yourself in for a drink/bite to eat. There's a Save Trader Vic's event at the venue tonight (19 December), where you can show your support by getting squiffy on Pinky Gonzalezes with likeminded folk — otherwise, the venue's in business till at least 31 December.

Londonist contacted Hilton on the news of the imminent closure, but have not yet heard back.

In other heritage news, staff and customers of Simpson's Tavern — a historical chophouse near Bank — continue to fight to reopen the venue, in spite of their landlord, which forced its immediate closure in October. There's been a break-through — with Simpson's securing 'asset of community value' status, meaning the local community now has first dibs on bidding on the building, before it is sold to anyone else.

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Trader Vic's has been a part of the Hilton Park Lane since the hotel opened, in 1963. Image: Trader Vic'sMai Tai lovers were left drowning their sorrows at the end of November, with the news that tiki bar/restaurant Trader Vic's — an eccentric fixture of the Hilton Park Lane since 1963 — was being forced to close at the end of 2022, ahead of Hilton ripping out the historic interior.

But the Polynesian-themed venue — said to be the original 'open kitchen' concept in London — is not going without a fight. Campaigners — including Professor Deborah Sugg Ryan, Professor of Design History at University of Portsmouth; and The Bidding Room presenter, Estelle Bilson — have now filed a listing application with Historic England, in a bid to save the bamboo-framed interior, replete with wood carvings, Chinese jade tiles, Japanese and Korean glass floats and South Pacific fish traps.

The place is a Mai Tai mecca. Image: iStock/bhofack2.Trader Vic's — which takes its name from entrepreneur Victor J Bergeron, who also invented the Mai Tai — really is a slice of modern UK history, as campaigner Sue Wright tells us:

It is not only the longest continuously running restaurant in the worldwide chain but is also London's oldest example of the Polynesian Pop phenomenon of the tiki bar and restaurant. It incorporates authentic cultural artefacts and especially commissioned designs from Polynesian artists. Its unique interior scheme was designed by San Francisco-based architects Chan/Rader Associates who were known for restaurants, hotels, shopping malls, civic centres and housing in countries in five continents, including the Hawaii State Capitol Building. I believe that its remarkably intact interior, little changed since it opened in 1963, is worthy of listing as an early example of a themed restaurant that goes beyond pastiche.

6,700 signatures have so far been gathered in a petition to save the venue, and once you've added your name to that, why not get yourself in for a drink/bite to eat. There's a Save Trader Vic's event at the venue tonight (19 December), where you can show your support by getting squiffy on Pinky Gonzalezes with likeminded folk — otherwise, the venue's in business till at least 31 December.

Londonist contacted Hilton on the news of the imminent closure, but have not yet heard back.

In other heritage news, staff and customers of Simpson's Tavern — a historical chophouse near Bank — continue to fight to reopen the venue, in spite of their landlord, which forced its immediate closure in October. There's been a break-through — with Simpson's securing 'asset of community value' status, meaning the local community now has first dibs on bidding on the building, before it is sold to anyone else.

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The recently refurbished station is one of the prettiest on the Elizabeth line... but it houses a dark secret. Image: Crossrail LtdTwo large heritage platform boards are among the more eye-catching features of the recently refurbished Elizabeth line station at Hanwell. The signs, white lettering on black, evoke a time when steam trains powered through its platforms.

Yet, the name carried by the boards, 'Hanwell and Elthorne', is of greater interest. Not just because Elthorne no longer appears in the station's official name — its inclusion can also teach us something about historic attitudes to mental illness.

A bucolic sign with an ugly history. Image: Marcus LiddellTowards the end of the 19th century, Hanwell was a growing village on London's periphery. Its population numbered about 6,000 in 1890 but for many the name was shorthand for the nearby county asylum.

Middlesex County Asylum at Hanwell had opened in 1831. It was the first 'pauper' asylum for Middlesex so was soon expanding to meet demand — accommodating almost 1,900 people by 1881.

Treatments fell short of modern standards but the asylum did pioneer changes to improve patients' lives. Resident physician Dr John Conolly successfully introduced a non-restraint policy in 1839 and helped the asylum win a reputation for good practice.

Hanwell Asylum in 1843. Image: public domainYet outside the institution's imposing walls, public attitudes caused many to regret its close links to Hanwell and even consider changing Hanwell's name to shed the perceived stigma.

A common concern centred on a belief the asylum put off potential residents. We see this in a letter to the Middlesex County Times from S. Meech, of 12 Lawn Terrace, who said a large number of houses, "especially the better sort", were empty as a result. Changing the name would increase trade and prosperity, they added.

Resident physician Dr John Conolly successfully introduced a non-restraint policy in 1839. Image: Marcus LiddellMeech was writing in 1887, when a campaign to change Hanwell's name was building momentum. On 18 June, the Middlesex County Times mentioned a petition had attracted signatures from "a large number" of property owners and residents. One alternative name was Elthorne. It came from the hundred, an old sub-division of a county, to which Hanwell belonged, and further newspaper reports show Great Western Railway had told Hanwell Local Board it could add Elthorne to the station's name.

There was a precedent. Colney Hatch, another village strongly associated with an asylum, had changed the name of its station to Southgate and Colney Hatch in 1855, before switching to New Southgate and Colney Hatch in 1873. Those supporting a change to Hanwell's name believed Colney Hatch had benefitted and would cite the example in debate.

Elthorne Park inspired the name change in 1896. Image: Marcus LiddellNot everyone supported a switch though, and the question generated strong feelings. The Middlesex County Times described a "turbulent meeting" on 17 August 1887 called by Rev F.H Laing who opposed changing Hanwell's name. The newspaper said he criticised the Hanwell Local Board and said outsiders, who wanted to blot out a historic name to enhance the value of their own property, were responsible for the campaign. W. Abbot, Chairman of the Local Board, who said it was "the most un-English meeting" he had attended in Hanwell, was "frequently interrupted" as he defended the board.

On this occasion, the Elthornians got their way, to an extent. In took a few years, but in 1896 the station's name changed to Hanwell and Elthorne. This partial change would not satisfy those most aggrieved by associations with the asylum and the question of Hanwell's name would emerge again in 1911.

Hanwell could have been renamed Golden Manor. Image: Marcus LiddellBy this point, the asylum had become London County Asylum, Hanwell, and was treating about 2,500 patients. In Hanwell, Elthorne Park had opened, and adverts for Elthorne Heights housing estate had appeared in the local press. Its developers had also written to Hanwell Urban District Council offering their services to help a name change happen.

But it was an unofficial plebiscite, organised by the Hanwell and Brentford Gazette, which did most to revive the question. A letter written under the pseudonym 'Elthornian' apparently prompted the move. They claimed Hanwell had the "great misfortune to be known throughout the whole London area as a place identified with a lunatic asylum". An editorial agreed Hanwell had "for a long time been a subject of jest" due to the "innocent association" before announcing a referendum to settle the matter.

Mayfield Gardens in Elthorne Heights , which sprung up as a well to do housing estate in the early 1900s. Image: Marcus LiddellWhile it might be tempting to dismiss the move as a publicity trick, the paper looks to have expended considerable effort on the vote. The Pall Mall Gazette and Evening News also mention the plebiscite, albeit briefly. The result showed a clear majority supported a name change although the newspaper was disappointed with the turnout. "Of 3,600 ballot papers distributed only 2,529 are available for counting", it said. Of that total, 1,485 supported a new name giving a majority of 441. A street-by-street analysis was published along with a list of suggested names which included Brentbridge, Golden Manor and Boston-on-Brent.

The old gatehouse to Hanwell Asylum. Image: Marcus LiddellThis seems to have been the last attempt to change Hanwell's name. The editor of the newspaper shared the result with Hanwell Urban District Council but no official action followed. There was greater change to the asylum's identity. It went through three name changes between 1918 and 1937, when it became St Bernard's Hospital.

Today it is somewhat overshadowed by Ealing General Hospital, which opened on part of its site in 1979, but St Bernard's continues to provide crucial services, including psychotherapy, perinatal mental health services and an eating disorder service. These mainly run from purpose built facilities such as The Three Bridges medium secure unit and The Orchard unit. The old chapel, central octagon and gatehouse, are still standing though, close to newly built flats. What had been symbols of the asylum are now heritage features, adding character to modern homes.

Image: Marcus LiddellIt was also in the 1970s — 6 May 1974, in fact — that Hanwell and Elthorne reverted to being plain old Hanwell. The heritage sign remains — a reminder hiding in plain sight of times when the area was bucolic, yet many attitudes towards mental illness were ugly.

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110 girls are now members of the Vicky Park Rangers. Image: Emmanuel Cole.The summer of 2022 was a watershed moment in English women's football. As the Lionesses triumphed in the Euro final in front of a sell-out Wembley massive, a joyous nation was galvanised — not least the young female footballers who hope one day to emulate their footie heroes.

Victoria Park Girls — or Vicky Park Rangers as they like to be called — certainly count themselves among those who'd like to follow in the footsteps/step-overs of the likes of Beth Mead, Leah Williamson and Chloe Kelly.

Some of the girls who play for VPR are also at Premier League academies. Image: Emmanuel Cole.The girls-only Mile End club has steadily grown since PE teacher Taner Baycanli established it in 2018. These days VPR numbers 110 girls ranging from 4-15 years old. They can play, too; girls on the team have ended up at Premier League academies including Crystal Palace, Arsenal, Watford and West Ham.

Rather than wait for them to become world-famous superstars, Londonist decided to get in there early, and speak to three VPR players, who might just be Lionesses of the future:

Lois, 11 years oldLois, who is already at the West Ham Academy, pictured here with her coach, Adele.Position? I'm a central midfielder when I play with VPR and West Ham, but I love throwing myself around in goal any chance I get.

Proudest moment? My proudest moment with VPR was when we came 3rd in a national tournament because we all tried very hard, worked well as a team, and I was very proud of the outcome.

Best advice the coach has given you? Adele my coach tells me to stay focused, keep working hard on the pitch, to try my best, and that's all she can ask for.

Footballing hero? Sam Kerr because she is a constant threat to the other teams' defence and goalie and her skills and pace are just amazing. I really want to be like her when I'm older because she just gives it her all in every game.

Team you'd most like to play for? I would like to play for Chelsea because I think they are a really good team. They work together really well, have a very good coach Emma Hayes, and I just love Chelsea. I've supported them for ages and whenever I go to match I think "that might be me one day".

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? I felt really proud of them because in every match they worked together really well and they supported each other. I think they deserved to win because it shows that women can play football, that they are capable of playing amazing football, and of winning. I think it gives girls the inspiration to try hard, aim high, and accomplish their dreams.

Scarlett, 10 years old The best advice Scarlett's got? Never give up!Position? Left winger.

Proudest moment? When I helped my team get to the semi-final of a big competition (ESF).

Best advice the coach has given you? Never give up!

Footballing hero? It's got to be Beth Mead because she is an amazing player, never gives up on her dreams and is a really good leader and team player.

Team you'd most like to play for? I would really like to play for Arsenal women and the Lionesses, this has always been my dream!!

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? The Euros meant a lot to me, the Lionesses are never appreciated as much as the England mens team.The Euros showed that women are just as capable of winning major competitions, and that they deserve to be supported just as much as the men.

Farrah, 9 years oldFarrah outside Wembley, where she hopes to play for England one day.Position? All around but I like playing in defence.

Proudest moment? When I scored a double nutmeg goal!

Best advice the coach has given you? To try and attack on the wings, not the middle of the pitch and for me to strike the ball harder with the inside of my foot.

Footballing hero? Beth Mead, because she plays for England and Arsenal. She was really good when we saw the England vs USA game at Wembley.

Team you'd most like to play for? England!

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? It meant a lot because you don't usually get to see women's football on TV like that and England don't usually win football tournaments. We were all screaming the house down! It was the best feeling.

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110 girls are now members of the Vicky Park Rangers. Image: Emmanuel Cole.The summer of 2022 was a watershed moment in English women's football. As the Lionesses triumphed in the Euro final in front of a sell-out Wembley massive, a joyous nation was galvanised — not least the young female footballers who hope one day to emulate their footie heroes.

Victoria Park Girls — or Vicky Park Rangers as they like to be called — certainly count themselves among those who'd like to follow in the footsteps/step-overs of the likes of Beth Mead, Leah Williamson and Chloe Kelly.

Some of the girls who play for VPR are also at Premier League academies. Image: Emmanuel Cole.The girls-only Mile End club has steadily grown since PE teacher Taner Baycanli established it in 2018. These days VPR numbers 110 girls ranging from 4-15 years old. They can play, too; girls on the team have ended up at Premier League academies including Crystal Palace, Arsenal, Watford and West Ham.

Rather than wait for them to become world-famous superstars, Londonist decided to get in there early, and speak to three VPR players, who might just be Lionesses of the future:

Lois, 11 years oldLois, who is already at the West Ham Academy, pictured here with her coach, Adele.Position? I'm a central midfielder when I play with VPR and West Ham, but I love throwing myself around in goal any chance I get.

Proudest moment? My proudest moment with VPR was when we came 3rd in a national tournament because we all tried very hard, worked well as a team, and I was very proud of the outcome.

Best advice the coach has given you? Adele my coach tells me to stay focused, keep working hard on the pitch, to try my best, and that's all she can ask for.

Footballing hero? Sam Kerr because she is a constant threat to the other teams' defence and goalie and her skills and pace are just amazing. I really want to be like her when I'm older because she just gives it her all in every game.

Team you'd most like to play for? I would like to play for Chelsea because I think they are a really good team. They work together really well, have a very good coach Emma Hayes, and I just love Chelsea. I've supported them for ages and whenever I go to match I think "that might be me one day".

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? I felt really proud of them because in every match they worked together really well and they supported each other. I think they deserved to win because it shows that women can play football, that they are capable of playing amazing football, and of winning. I think it gives girls the inspiration to try hard, aim high, and accomplish their dreams.

Scarlett, 10 years old The best advice Scarlett's got? Never give up!Position? Left winger.

Proudest moment? When I helped my team get to the semi-final of a big competition (ESF).

Best advice the coach has given you? Never give up!

Footballing hero? It's got to be Beth Mead because she is an amazing player, never gives up on her dreams and is a really good leader and team player.

Team you'd most like to play for? I would really like to play for Arsenal women and the Lionesses, this has always been my dream!!

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? The Euros meant a lot to me, the Lionesses are never appreciated as much as the England mens team.The Euros showed that women are just as capable of winning major competitions, and that they deserve to be supported just as much as the men.

Farrah, 9 years oldFarrah outside Wembley, where she hopes to play for England one day.Position? All around but I like playing in defence.

Proudest moment? When I scored a double nutmeg goal!

Best advice the coach has given you? To try and attack on the wings, not the middle of the pitch and for me to strike the ball harder with the inside of my foot.

Footballing hero? Beth Mead, because she plays for England and Arsenal. She was really good when we saw the England vs USA game at Wembley.

Team you'd most like to play for? England!

What did it mean to you watching the Lionesses win the Euros? It meant a lot because you don't usually get to see women's football on TV like that and England don't usually win football tournaments. We were all screaming the house down! It was the best feeling.

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Britney are currently performing at the "worst room" at Soho Theatre.Double act Britney have finally made it. And by 'made it' they mean doing a show near the West End. The upstairs 'attic' at Soho Theatre to be precise — as one of them wryly asides, the venue's "worst room".

Anyway, it's a step up from that time they hosted the school Christmas show, flubbing their lines for a Beauty and the Beast sketch, and leaving its scatological punchline hanging in the air like a bad smell.

The chemistry and warmth between schoolfriends Charly Clive and Ellen Robertson positively radiates off the stage (maybe that's why the room is hotter than the sun on the coldest day of the year). Their happy-go-lucky back-and-forth is a joy to watch — and their genuine bond has that golden quality you can't quite put your finger on, but which all great duos possess.

The sketches, scattered throughout their reminisces about when they were young(er), feel a bit of an afterthought. While stuffed with sparky imagination (Stephen King's wife complaining her husband should write a nice romance, rather than another novel about a sewer-dwelling clown), they don't always bring home the comedy bacon. A little tightening here, a stronger punchline there is all it really needs.

Anyone who's seen Britney's superb TV pilot (which the BBC really needs to commission as a full series btw) will already know the shimmering talents of these two, and might be expecting a live show with a little more something to sink your teeth into. Hints of darkness/drama are knocking at the door (a sketch where a pregnant woman holds her husband hostage; a tirade from Charly as she uncharacteristically flies off the handle towards the end). Maybe this could do with ratcheting up a notch too.

But as a rollicking hour of blithe bantering, Friends and Nothing More does the job and then some. As they're all-too anxious to point out, Britney are still young — most of their comedy career still ahead of them. I doubt it'll be long before they make it to the main stage of Soho Theatre — hell, the Palladium — air con and all.

Britney: Friends and Nothing More at Soho Theatre, until 22 December.

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Britney are currently performing at the "worst room" at Soho Theatre.Double act Britney have finally made it. And by 'made it' they mean doing a show near the West End. The upstairs 'attic' at Soho Theatre to be precise — as one of them wryly asides, the venue's "worst room".

Anyway, it's a step up from that time they hosted the school Christmas show, flubbing their lines for a Beauty and the Beast sketch, and leaving its scatological punchline hanging in the air like a bad smell.

The chemistry and warmth between schoolfriends Charly Clive and Ellen Robertson positively radiates off the stage (maybe that's why the room is hotter than the sun on the coldest day of the year). Their happy-go-lucky back-and-forth is a joy to watch — and their genuine bond has that golden quality you can't quite put your finger on, but which all great duos possess.

The sketches, scattered throughout their reminisces about when they were young(er), feel a bit of an afterthought. While stuffed with sparky imagination (Stephen King's wife complaining her husband should write a nice romance, rather than another novel about a sewer-dwelling clown), they don't always bring home the comedy bacon. A little tightening here, a stronger punchline there is all it really needs.

Anyone who's seen Britney's superb TV pilot (which the BBC really needs to commission as a full series btw) will already know the shimmering talents of these two, and might be expecting a live show with a little more something to sink your teeth into. Hints of darkness/drama are knocking at the door (a sketch where a pregnant woman holds her husband hostage; a tirade from Charly as she uncharacteristically flies off the handle towards the end). Maybe this could do with ratcheting up a notch too.

But as a rollicking hour of blithe bantering, Friends and Nothing More does the job and then some. As they're all-too anxious to point out, Britney are still young — most of their comedy career still ahead of them. I doubt it'll be long before they make it to the main stage of Soho Theatre — hell, the Palladium — air con and all.

Britney: Friends and Nothing More at Soho Theatre, until 22 December.

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JimmyC street art under Blackfriars Railway Bridge"...We lack the joie de vivre of Paris and the chutzpah of New York. Somehow, London seems, well, dull."

So began a feature called "50 Ways to Improve London" in the 1 February 1988 edition of the Illustrated London News. This was a city with an unreliable, dirty tube. London without an Eye. One proper skyscraper. No Tate Modern, Olympic Park or Eurostar. Litter was widespread; dog shit endemic. A city in the wilderness years between punk and Britpop. What could be done to make London swing again?

The Illustrated London News asked a panel of thinkers to put forth their suggestions. Contributors including such luminaries as Melvyn Bragg, Lady Longford, Auberon Waugh and Sebastian Faulks collectively came up with 50 ideas, although none of them are attributed to a particular advocate.

Here, we revisit those 50 suggestions, and see how many of them have come to pass in the intervening third of a century.

  1. To civilise the undergroundThe beef: Marks of incivility included Walkmans (an early form of portable music player), eating and drinking on the tube, and incoherent announcements. Suggested improvements include getting Lord Olivier to record announcements, video screens to showcase West End shows and exhibitions, automated ticket barriers, and paint tube carriages the colour of their lines.

Did we get it? London soon introduced automatic barriers. Digital adverts for cultural stuff have also been part of the tube experience for a while. We've yet to see a ban on food and drink, although alcohol was outlawed in 2008. The painted tube carriages would be awesome, but would be a right pain for contingency planning if carriages could not be moved between lines. Lord Olivier, so far as we know, never did a tube announcement, but you do hear occasional celebrity voices during campaigns and promotions.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To replace fallen trees with ginkgosThe beef: London lost a heck of a lot of trees in the Great Storm, four months before this article. They don't come more resilient than the ginkgo (also called maidenhair tree) which is about the only tree still with us from the time of the dinosaurs.

Did we get it? Yup. It's not hard to find a ginkgo in central London these days. They were planted all over the place after the storm. Indeed, the first replacement tree in Holland Park was a ginkgo, as shown above.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To create an area of late-night pavement cafes in central LondonThe beef: London has no continental-style al fresco dining areas suitable for late night use. The proposal is to create a zone north of Oxford Street which is "currently rag-trade land".

Did we get it? London's outdoor dining/drinking scene is infinitely more ambitious than the crappy offering even 15 years ago. However, we still don't have many places where you can carry on carousing outside beyond 11. It's a tricky proposition given that even places like Soho have a residential population. The "rag-trade land" north of Oxford Street is now well-heeled Fitzrovia.

Verdict: Partly

  1. To build a memorial to Nicholas BrakespeareThe beef: The only English-born Pope (12th century) has no decent memorial (the only one is a piss-poor "manhole cover" near Rickmansworth).

Did we get it? Adrian IV (as he became) remains uncommemorated in London, so far as we know. Not sure this one would have improved the capital much, to be fair.

Verdict: Nope

  1. To enforce the wearing of shirts in public placesThe beef: Too many fat blokes walking about with their beer bellies on show, particularly during footballing occasions. A bylaw would suffice, with "labourers being exempt on the basis of custom and practice".

Did we get it? No, although the problem (if such it can be described) seems to have been largely forgotten. It's rare to see a nipple on show, even in the summer parks — at least from personal experience. That said, we did stumble across the peculiar scenario above in Covent Garden a few years back.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To encourage more firework displaysThe beef: France, Spain and Japan have tons of firework occasions, whereas we Brits have just one night per year.

Did we get it? Oh god, did we get it. Multicultural London has ushered in several other pyrotechnic evenings, and New Year's Eve has since become a big old bang of a night. If anything, Londoners now moan that we have too many fireworks.

Verdict: Tick (tick boom)!

  1. More inscriptions on streets and buildingsOne of several quotes enlivening the pavement at Greenwich PeninsulaThe beef: Bare concrete is such a drag. Fill the city with words by inscribing poetry, quotes and bons mots onto the pavement and walls to "make every stroll a literary adventure".

Did we get it? Pretty much. It's very common nowadays to see bits of verse or whatnot decorating a new development or public plaza. Trouble is, people tend to ignore them because to stop and read would block the pavement.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To embellish the banks of the ThamesThe Beef: The north bank of the Thames is particularly dull. It could be enlivened with cantilevered platforms to support "walkways, restaurants, bandstands and shops".

Did we get it? Not really. The north bank still lacks anything like the creativity and culture to be found across the water — which some would say is a good thing. Plans were afoot to build a kilometre-long floating walkway in time for the Olympics, but the idea sank without trace before the real thing ever could. The odd floating pub aside, the northern embankment remains relatively unchanged from its 1988 appearance (although Thames Water are beefing up the Embankment near Blackfriars Bridge as part of the Thames Tideway project).

Verdict: Nope

  1. Extension to the blue plaque schemeGraham Chapman's plaque in HighgateThe beef: London's blue plaque scheme is to dry and deferential to old-time bigwigs. Let's mark more recent people of note, such as Mick Jagger, um, Mandy Rice Davies and, um, um, um, Lord Lucan. (Seriously.) The proposer also thought events should be marked, such as "25 years of Private Eye lunches at the Coach and Horses" or one for the Abbey Road zebra crossing made famous by the Beatles.

Did we get it? While it has diversified somewhat, the official English Heritage blue plaque scheme has stayed true to its rules. The commemorated individual must still have been dead for at least 20 years (so no Mick Jagger, no Mandy Rice-Davies and, well, who knows about Lord Lucan?). However, the intervening years have seen a blossoming in rival plaque schemes. Even people who never lived are now commemorated.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To erect many more fountainsThe beef: Continental cities have tons of fountains. We have the "miserable apologies" in Trafalgar Square and a piece of shit in Leicester Square. Make water flow down the Duke of York's Steps. Hydrate Cleopatra's Needle. Put a big fountain in Parliament Square.

Did we get it? We'd argue in the affirmative. London now has a dozen or more play fountains which have brought genuine joy (for children at least) to many corners of London. Granary Square, the South Bank, the Olympic Park, Elephant Square, Somerset House, etc. etc.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To remove all 'Nuclear Free Zone' signsThe beef: During the 1980s, it became fashionable for London boroughs to declare themselves "Nuclear Free Zones" and paste the happy news on to every lamp post. ("This is obviously fatuous since no hostile missile will distinguish one area of London from another," the paper joked, even though the scheme related to radioactive material rather than bombs.) The notices should go, since they're not only unsightly but also plain wrong. Every borough uses radioactive isotopes for medical purposes, among other uses.

Did we get it? We'd wager that perhaps 90% of our readership have never even heard of such "Nuclear Free Zones", or remember a sign. So, yes, this one was long ago quashed. Radioactive isotopes are still used (safely) in medical settings.

  1. To create more roof gardensThe beef: We have puddle-stained roofing felt, while New Yorkers have parties and gardens on their roofs.

Did we get it? By Jiminy, yes we did. London's rooftops may not be a universal sea of green, but we've hugely upped our game in this regard. We have huge set pieces, like the Sky Garden, the Garden at 120, South Bank and the Post Building, but also many smaller rooftop terraces to explore. And we have way more corporate roof gardens, like the beauty shown above on top of Cannon Street Station. Obviously, there's much more to be done on this front (or top), but we're off to a blooming good start.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To rebuild London BridgeThe beef: The modern 1970s concrete span is just awful. Build next to it a version of the lovely old medieval bridge with its congeries of buildings, which could function as antique shops, confectioners and "other suitably quaint buildings". It'd be a magnet for tourists.

Did we get it? No, but we'll raise the idea next time we see the Bridge House Estates peeps.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To improve street entertainmentThe beef: Buskers should have to undergo an audition and gain a licence before taking to the streets. Creative busking should be encouraged so it's not just one man and his guitar.

Did we get it? This one's spot on. Tube buskers, and those at culturally significant sites, do indeed have to gain a thumbs-up. Meanwhile, the scene has hugely diversified to include levitating Yodas, improv poets and (shown here) flaming tuba players. You do still occasionally see an acoustic strummer, but the inevitable tune has moved on from "Streets of London" to "Hallelujah".

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To restore Victorian public lavatoriesThe beef: Ever noticed all those subterranean Victorian lavs? They're all chained up. Open them!

Did we get it? A bit. Quite a few of those old facilities have been reopened (for example, the ones to the north of Leicester Square). But still others have closed or remained padlocked. A few have been turned to new use, such as the Attendant cafe in Fitzrovia. Public loos (or readily accessible private ones) are common enough if you know what you're doing, but obvious, well sign-posted toilets remain a scarcity.

Verdict: Not really

  1. To cut lunchtime queues in banks and post officesThe beef: Everyone rushes to do their financial admin at lunch time, and huge queues form at the banks and post offices (exacerbated by the staff at those places also heading out at lunch).

Did we get it? Changes in technology and working practice have helped big-time here. A visit to the bank or post office is now an unusual occurrence for many of us, thanks to online tools. When we do need to go, flexible working means that lunch time is no longer the only option. We haven't given up queueing completely, though. It's common to see an hour-long queue outside the latest trendy sandwich shop, even though an equally delicious lunch can be found in last week's new opening, round the corner, with no queue. And all it takes is for a monarch to die and we'll queue up through the night.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. All clocks to tell the right timeThe beef: If you own a clock on public display and it shows the wrong time, you should be placed in the pillory.

Did we get it? Debatable. Clocks do occasionally break and remain in wrong-time mode for long periods. But it's the exception rather than the rule. More fundamentally, who cares? Most people would consult a phone or watch as the first option.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. Theatres to print full reviewsThe beef: Theatres should stop putting "Stupendous!" on their posters if the quoted critic had actually written "Stupendously awful!" (or other manipulations to that effect).

Did we get it? Again, debatable. Any theatre critic could still dine out on the number of times their words had been selectively chosen. But the days of shamelessly misrepresenting an opinion are behind us. That's not to say theatres don't use other tactics to get their stock of glowing soundbites.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To abolish the Italian pepper grinderThe beef: Apparently 1980s Italian restaurants had some kind of issue with gigantic pepper grinders — something to do with waiters brandishing them in a phallic way in front of "lady diners".

Did we get it? Well, can't say we've ever experienced anything like this, but perhaps it does still happen?

Verdict: Tick! (We think.)

  1. To penalize restaurants soliciting double tipsThe beef: It's a common practice at restaurants to automatically add on a 10% service charge, but then also have a blank space on the bill for the customer to add a discretionary tip (not realising they've already tipped).

Did we get it? Not really. The tip ecosystem is still a wild west of different experiences and expectations. The main thing that's changed is the automatic tip going up to 12.5% or even 15% (which can be challenged but requires a level of assertiveness not all of us find easy). While restaurants don't typically attempt the "double tip" any more, the lack of conformity can confuse us into over-tipping.

Verdict: Partly

  1. To make restaurants dispose of their own rubbish promptlyThe beef: London's main catering areas are blighted by messy, smelly piles of black bags, full of days-old food waste.

Did we get it? People moan about litter now but, honestly, it's nothing like as bad as the situation in the 70s and 80s. Refuse collection and litter picking have improved beyond measure (though, of course, there are still pocket problems like that shown above). Given the pressure on council budgets and the rising tide of industrial action, however, let's revisit this one a year from now.

Verdict: Tick! (For now.)

  1. To rebuild Piccadilly CircusThe beef: The "tawdry souvenir stalls, vast neon advertisements, and incessant roar of roadworks and traffic" spoil this once elegant junction.

Did we get it? The souvenir stalls have morphed into American candy stores. The neon advertisements have become 4k digital screens. But this remains a junction that could never be described as "elegant". To be fair, though, London already has more than its share of "elegant" streets. Piccadilly Circus should be a place of energy, showiness and even vulgarity.

Verdict: Nope

  1. To improve London's telephone directoriesThe beef: London's phone directories don't include postcodes. And too many phone booths lack phone directories.

Did we get it? What's a phone directory? What's a phone booth?

Verdict: Postcodes did find their way into phone directories, but the whole concept has long been obsolete. So, guess this one's a Tick!

  1. To hold a pigeon shoot in St James's ParkThe beef: Too many pigeons in the Royal Park. Meanwhile, the area is full of posh people who (a) like hunting, (b) sometimes actually eat pigeons! Hence, a monthly shoot to diminish the avian population and line the stomach.

Did we get it? Nothing so ludicrous as a shoot, but the local pigeon population has been reduced by a ban on feeding in Trafalgar Square, and the occasional presence of trained hawks to scare them off. St James's Park is still riddled with them, but no one really seems to mind these days.

Verdict: Partly achieved

  1. Buses to be namedThe beef: Bus numbers are boring. Give buses names individual names like "Godot" for the one that never turns up, or 'Musketeer' for the infamous "and then three turn up at once" service.

Did we get it? No. Buses remain stubbornly numerical, though Thames Clippers and some mainline trains do carry names. The project would be unwieldy, given there are 8,700 buses in London to name, but wouldn't it be fun?

Verdict: Nope, sadly.

  1. A bridle path from west to east London and backThe beef: Nobody commutes by horse any more. Build a dedicated bridleway from Ealing to Smithfield, with hire-stables along the way.

Did we get it? Strangely, it proved simpler, cheaper and more popular to build cycle superhighways instead. You can ride horses in central London, but it's more as an experience than a practical commuting method.

Verdict: Nope

  1. The Albert EmbankmentThe beef: The Albert Embankment (in Lambeth) is populated by bleak office blocks that would be more at home in communist Russia. It's so awful that Jeffrey Archer lives there. Raze it all, and instead build Nash-style terraces like those around Regent's Park. This important site shouldn't be open to "buildings by futurists like Richard Rogers".

Did we get it? Nope. Quite the contrary, the Albert Embankment today has many more office and residential blocks — taller, too. The tallest of all was designed by... Richard Rogers.

Verdict: The exact opposite happened.

  1. Return of Temple BarThe beef: This important Christopher Wren structure once marked the boundary between the City and Westminster. It now languishes in a field in Hertfordshire. Bring it back to London!

Did we get it? Yes! The gateway was returned to London in 2004 as part of the redevelopment of Paternoster Square.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. Charming wardensThe beef: Nobody can be expected to actually like traffic wardens, but at least we could make their uniforms more cheery, to improve the mood. A look resembling a sky-blue Parisian air hostess might work!

Did we get it? One of the more unusual suggestions. Nothing like this ever came to pass, although warden training has greatly improved.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To abolish pay-as-you-enter busesThe beef: Routemaster buses are slowly being phased out. Their one great advantage is that you can pay after boarding, instead of slowing things down by paying the driver. Ideally, keep the Routemaster; otherwise, at least find a way to keep pay-after-boarding.

Did we get it? Sadly, Routemaster buses are now a rare sight on the streets, and none can be boarded as regular services. Happily, though, the payment delays have been addressed. Oyster and contactless technology means that passengers can pay on entry much faster than the days when cash was king.

Verdict: Mostly tick!

  1. The improvement of Regent's Park Zoo tearoomsThe beef: "... The food and service given to the average gibbon compares favourably to those on offer in the tearooms". Improvements are needed.

Did we get it?: Catering at almost all London visitor attractions is much superior to what we remember from the 1980s and 90s. This was the case last time we had lunch at the Zoo, with mediterranean salads and superior quiches in places of the plateless chips served up in the 1980s article. That said, our roof terrace lunch was partially stolen by starlings.

Verdict: Tick! (Mostly.)

  1. Restore salutingThe beef: "Members of London Transport, British Telecom, the Gas Board, British Rail, the AA and RAC shall salute when addressing the public."

Did we get it? Thankfully not. What an appalling suggestion.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To erect statues of contemporary heroesThe beef: Most of London's statues (even the newer ones) commemorate old military duffers. Let's have something a bit more contemporary. Suggestions include Lord Olivier outside the National Theatre, Richard Dimbleby outside Broadcasting House, Henry Moore outside the Tate, Graham Greene in Doughty Street, Evelyn Waugh outside White's Club and Dame Edith Evans, John Gielgud and Ralph Richardson on Shaftesbury Avenue.

Did we get it? Dissatisfaction with London statuary is a centuries-old phenomenon, which has flared up again recently. The question about who deserves recognition and who does not will never find a universally agreed answer. Positive strides have been made, however. Many of our more recent statues have commemorated community leaders, rights activists or even everyday tradespeople. Of the (white male-dominated) list of suggestions given in the 1988 article, only one has come to pass: the statue of Lord Olivier outside the National Theatre.

Verdict: Tick! (With caveats.)

  1. To introduce sanity tests for all motor-cycle messengersThe beef: London has a problem with motorbike couriers who take to pavements and jumping lights in a bid to cut through traffic. They should be made to sit annual medical examinations to check for "mental unreliability", along with the drivers of Post Office vans, evening newspaper vans and Volvos.

Did we get it? Hardly. The popular target for such vexation has merely changed to delivery cyclists and patrons of the electric scooter.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. Bring your own wine in restaurantsThe beef: BYOB schemes are popular in the Antipodes, but rare in London. Such schemes are cheaper for diners who avoid significant mark-up, and mean that restaurants don't need to apply for a licence.

Did we get it? Certainly did. London now has BYOB restaurants in all corners of town. We chose some favourites here.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. Courtesy campaignThe beef: Those interacting with the public should always show common courtesy, and those who do not should be put in the pillory. "In our estimation, the doorman at Joe Allen's restaurant in Covent Garden is the first appropriate candidate for such treatment."

Did we get it? We sense this suggestion comes from the same highly-strung individual as "restore saluting". And singling out one individual is a low blow (the restaurant is still going strong over 30 years later and no doubt has sterling staff these days). It's hard to judge whether courtesy levels are better or worse than in the 80s. We all encounter shitty service from time to time, but staff training norms have surely improved since the 80s. Subjective one.

Verdict: Unknown.

  1. Commuting on the ThamesThe beef: The Thames, once London's greatest highway, is a lost asset. Let's launch a fleet of water buses to add a more charming option to the commuter routes.

Did we get it? Various river bus schemes had been trialled before the article and others would be attempted in the 1990s. It was only with the advent of the Thames Clippers, though, that our city could claim a reliable, regular river service. The Clippers are now well used (by both commuters and tourists), with 19 vessels serving 24 stops, most recently at the new Barking Riverside pier. A service to and from Gravesend is planned.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To restore the lost rivers of LondonThe beef: London paved over most of its rivers during the industrial revolution, when they became choked with waste. In these times of greater environmental awareness, we could set free the Walbrook, Fleet, Tyburn and Westbourne and let them flow cleanly.

Did we get it? The 'lost' rivers of London are not so lost these days. Numerous books, websites and a successful series of novels have brought these hidden watercourses out into the popular imagination. Very few sections of river, though, have been brought into actual daylight. Boris Johnson revived the idea while Mayor of London but (you'll never guess what), he didn't deliver. All that said, many of London's surface rivers have been greatly improved in recent years, as a walk along the Wandle or Lea will confirm.

Verdict: Not really.

  1. The renaming and revitalization of Network South-EastThe beef: London's commuter rail services are a disgrace. Also, the name should be changed to something more sensible like "the South-Eastern Railway".

Did we get it? Network South-East wasn't an olden days equivalent of Southeastern. It was, simply put, the bit of British Rail that tackled the whole of Greater London and the south-east. Why the complainant thinks "South Eastern Railway" a better name than the more accurate "Network" is beyond me. In any case, he (presumably it was a 'he') got his wish. Network South-East was carved up into about a dozen franchises as part of the rail privatisation of the mid-1990s. Whether this led to an improved service is one of those questions with many answers.

Verdict: Hesitant tick!

  1. Redesign street furnitureThe beef: London's various bits of street furniture — bus shelters, litter bins, lamp posts, etc. — clutter the pavements haphazardly. Where they are necessary, they should be well designed and conform to a national standard (like post boxes).

Did we get it? If anything, the streets of London have an even greater variety of mismatched street furniture today. An exception is the City of London, whose bollards and lamps are harmoniously painted black, red and white. Otherwise, it's a free for all out there. That said, we rather like the infinite diversity, and even celebrated it on a tea towel.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. An annual winter festival in LondonThe beef: London can be a dismal place in February. Let's start an annual festival, reminiscent of the once common frost fairs, to joy things up a bit. Alternatively, make a celebration out of St Paul's Day (24 January), given he's the patron saint of the City.

Did we get it? London now has no shortage of winter festivals — usually tied into Christmas and heavily commercialised. A specific festival in February to lift the spirits sounds like a good idea to us. St Paul remains uncelebrated in any big way.

Verdict: Partially, but not really.

  1. To extend the opening hours of art galleries and museumsThe beef: Most museums close their doors just as offices are kicking out. Let's have longer hours so we can visit after work.

Did we get it? It's still the norm for museums and galleries to close around 5 or 6pm. However, many venues stay open late once a week (e.g. British Museum and National Gallery close at 8.30pm and 9pm, respectively, on Fridays), or else put on special Lates evenings.

Verdict: Partially.

  1. Improvements to the London cab driverThe beef: The usual rants about the nature of the stereotypical cabbie. But also the suggestion that each cab could have a roof-mounted light system, to show which compass direction the driver is most inclined to go in. Also, more drivers should have phones.

Did we get it? Well, we certainly got the phones, and then some. The introduction of app-driven services like Uber has shaken the industry like no innovation since the internal combustion engine. But the roof-light system would surely prove overly complex and has never been adopted.

Verdict: Partially.

  1. Retractable domes for sporting arenasThe beef: Lord's, Wimbledon, Twickenham, Wembley... all could be improved with a retractable roof, to keep everyone dry during inclement weather.

Did we get it? Mixed bag here. Wimbledon's Centre Court gained a retractable roof in 2009, with No.1 Court following a few years later. Wembley Stadium (entirely rebuilt since the 1988 article) has retractable roof structures that keep the crowds dry, but does not cover the pitch. Twickers and Lord's remain uncovered, and possibly always will be.

Verdict: Semi-tick!

  1. To improve London's shopfrontsThe beef: Too many shops have garish signs, with Underwood's Chemists taking the crown. Councils should develop regulations to encourage more harmonious frontages.

Did we get it? Not really. Garish colours continue to dominate the high street, although many conservation areas have put controls in place. These days, we're lucky to have any shops left at all.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. Brighten up Buckingham PalaceThe beef: Buckingham Palace is all a bit vanilla. Aside from the Changing of the Guard, there's little for the tourist eye to alight on. How about a giant cuckoo clock that, on the hour, sends out the oversized visage of a member of the royal family?

Did we get it? The Palace remains as stately and drab as ever. We're not sure a regal cuckoo clock is the answer, but some kind of intervention is still warranted. How about the traditional trick for posh houses: cover it in ivy?

Verdict: Nope.

  1. New use for County HallThe beef: Since the Greater London Council was dissolved in 1986, the South Bank landmark has been largely empty and is set to be turned into flats or hotel space. How about turning it into a giant gallery, in which London's main museums could display all the art and antiquities that won't fit into their prime sites?

Did we get it? We got the Shrek Experience, the London Aquarium and the London Dungeon. Nuff said.

Verdict: Tick, but not quite as worthy as anticipated.

  1. Climbers on eyesoresThe beef: The Brutalist buildings of the South Bank spoil the river! Meanwhile, the Barbican is an utter eyesore. Clothe these monstrosities in Virginia creeper to soften the edges.

Did we get it? No, but most of us have learned to love these concrete buildings, and to cover them in creepers would be sacrilege.

Verdict: Nope, thankfully.

  1. To bring back tramsThe beef: London lost its trams in the 1950s, but the time is right to bring back more efficient modern versions.

Did we get it? South London's trams began operation in 2000 and now cover 28km between places like Wimbledon, Croydon, Mitcham and Beckenham. The article envisaged a return of central London trams which, despite a high-profile attempt by debut Mayor of London Ken Livingstone, never saw fruition.

Verdict: Tick (partially)

  1. London's dress senseThe beef: London was once the best-dressed city in the world, but today languishes in a culture of sportswear and casuals. Bring back elegant dress.

Did we get it? London dress sense is, if anything, more diverse and vibrant than ever before. We've not gone back to the kind of uniformity and formality that the commentator seems to pine for. London's dress sense is more "anything goes", and is all the better for it.

Verdict: No, happily.

How did the panelists do?It's tricky to tally just how many of the 50 ideas came to pass. Some, like commuting on the Thames, are fairly clear cut. Others, like making London more courteous, are open to subjectivity or caveat. Still others, like improving the phone directory, are irrelevant to modern London. We reckon about 30 of the 50 items have come to pass in one form or another, though not necessarily as the commenter might have imagined.

Lists of ways to improve London are still a common topic for discussion. We've made our own suggestions here, as well as thinking up 15 ways of improving the transport network. With any luck, some future holowriter of the metaverse will revisit our own lists in 40 years time.

50 Ways to Improve London is accessible via the British Newspaper Archive (£). All images by Matt Brown.

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JimmyC street art under Blackfriars Railway Bridge"...We lack the joie de vivre of Paris and the chutzpah of New York. Somehow, London seems, well, dull."

So began a feature called "50 Ways to Improve London" in the 1 February 1988 edition of the Illustrated London News. This was a city with an unreliable, dirty tube. London without an Eye. One proper skyscraper. No Tate Modern, Olympic Park or Eurostar. Litter was widespread; dog shit endemic. A city in the wilderness years between punk and Britpop. What could be done to make London swing again?

The Illustrated London News asked a panel of thinkers to put forth their suggestions. Contributors including such luminaries as Melvyn Bragg, Lady Longford, Auberon Waugh and Sebastian Faulks collectively came up with 50 ideas, although none of them are attributed to a particular advocate.

Here, we revisit those 50 suggestions, and see how many of them have come to pass in the intervening third of a century.

  1. To civilise the undergroundThe beef: Marks of incivility included Walkmans (an early form of portable music player), eating and drinking on the tube, and incoherent announcements. Suggested improvements include getting Lord Olivier to record announcements, video screens to showcase West End shows and exhibitions, automated ticket barriers, and paint tube carriages the colour of their lines.

Did we get it? London soon introduced automatic barriers. Digital adverts for cultural stuff have also been part of the tube experience for a while. We've yet to see a ban on food and drink, although alcohol was outlawed in 2008. The painted tube carriages would be awesome, but would be a right pain for contingency planning if carriages could not be moved between lines. Lord Olivier, so far as we know, never did a tube announcement, but you do hear occasional celebrity voices during campaigns and promotions.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To replace fallen trees with ginkgosThe beef: London lost a heck of a lot of trees in the Great Storm, four months before this article. They don't come more resilient than the ginkgo (also called maidenhair tree) which is about the only tree still with us from the time of the dinosaurs.

Did we get it? Yup. It's not hard to find a ginkgo in central London these days. They were planted all over the place after the storm. Indeed, the first replacement tree in Holland Park was a ginkgo, as shown above.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To create an area of late-night pavement cafes in central LondonThe beef: London has no continental-style al fresco dining areas suitable for late night use. The proposal is to create a zone north of Oxford Street which is "currently rag-trade land".

Did we get it? London's outdoor dining/drinking scene is infinitely more ambitious than the crappy offering even 15 years ago. However, we still don't have many places where you can carry on carousing outside beyond 11. It's a tricky proposition given that even places like Soho have a residential population. The "rag-trade land" north of Oxford Street is now well-heeled Fitzrovia.

Verdict: Partly

  1. To build a memorial to Nicholas BrakespeareThe beef: The only English-born Pope (12th century) has no decent memorial (the only one is a piss-poor "manhole cover" near Rickmansworth).

Did we get it? Adrian IV (as he became) remains uncommemorated in London, so far as we know. Not sure this one would have improved the capital much, to be fair.

Verdict: Nope

  1. To enforce the wearing of shirts in public placesThe beef: Too many fat blokes walking about with their beer bellies on show, particularly during footballing occasions. A bylaw would suffice, with "labourers being exempt on the basis of custom and practice".

Did we get it? No, although the problem (if such it can be described) seems to have been largely forgotten. It's rare to see a nipple on show, even in the summer parks — at least from personal experience. That said, we did stumble across the peculiar scenario above in Covent Garden a few years back.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To encourage more firework displaysThe beef: France, Spain and Japan have tons of firework occasions, whereas we Brits have just one night per year.

Did we get it? Oh god, did we get it. Multicultural London has ushered in several other pyrotechnic evenings, and New Year's Eve has since become a big old bang of a night. If anything, Londoners now moan that we have too many fireworks.

Verdict: Tick (tick boom)!

  1. More inscriptions on streets and buildingsOne of several quotes enlivening the pavement at Greenwich PeninsulaThe beef: Bare concrete is such a drag. Fill the city with words by inscribing poetry, quotes and bons mots onto the pavement and walls to "make every stroll a literary adventure".

Did we get it? Pretty much. It's very common nowadays to see bits of verse or whatnot decorating a new development or public plaza. Trouble is, people tend to ignore them because to stop and read would block the pavement.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To embellish the banks of the ThamesThe Beef: The north bank of the Thames is particularly dull. It could be enlivened with cantilevered platforms to support "walkways, restaurants, bandstands and shops".

Did we get it? Not really. The north bank still lacks anything like the creativity and culture to be found across the water — which some would say is a good thing. Plans were afoot to build a kilometre-long floating walkway in time for the Olympics, but the idea sank without trace before the real thing ever could. The odd floating pub aside, the northern embankment remains relatively unchanged from its 1988 appearance (although Thames Water are beefing up the Embankment near Blackfriars Bridge as part of the Thames Tideway project).

Verdict: Nope

  1. Extension to the blue plaque schemeGraham Chapman's plaque in HighgateThe beef: London's blue plaque scheme is to dry and deferential to old-time bigwigs. Let's mark more recent people of note, such as Mick Jagger, um, Mandy Rice Davies and, um, um, um, Lord Lucan. (Seriously.) The proposer also thought events should be marked, such as "25 years of Private Eye lunches at the Coach and Horses" or one for the Abbey Road zebra crossing made famous by the Beatles.

Did we get it? While it has diversified somewhat, the official English Heritage blue plaque scheme has stayed true to its rules. The commemorated individual must still have been dead for at least 20 years (so no Mick Jagger, no Mandy Rice-Davies and, well, who knows about Lord Lucan?). However, the intervening years have seen a blossoming in rival plaque schemes. Even people who never lived are now commemorated.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To erect many more fountainsThe beef: Continental cities have tons of fountains. We have the "miserable apologies" in Trafalgar Square and a piece of shit in Leicester Square. Make water flow down the Duke of York's Steps. Hydrate Cleopatra's Needle. Put a big fountain in Parliament Square.

Did we get it? We'd argue in the affirmative. London now has a dozen or more play fountains which have brought genuine joy (for children at least) to many corners of London. Granary Square, the South Bank, the Olympic Park, Elephant Square, Somerset House, etc. etc.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To remove all 'Nuclear Free Zone' signsThe beef: During the 1980s, it became fashionable for London boroughs to declare themselves "Nuclear Free Zones" and paste the happy news on to every lamp post. ("This is obviously fatuous since no hostile missile will distinguish one area of London from another," the paper joked, even though the scheme related to radioactive material rather than bombs.) The notices should go, since they're not only unsightly but also plain wrong. Every borough uses radioactive isotopes for medical purposes, among other uses.

Did we get it? We'd wager that perhaps 90% of our readership have never even heard of such "Nuclear Free Zones", or remember a sign. So, yes, this one was long ago quashed. Radioactive isotopes are still used (safely) in medical settings.

  1. To create more roof gardensThe beef: We have puddle-stained roofing felt, while New Yorkers have parties and gardens on their roofs.

Did we get it? By Jiminy, yes we did. London's rooftops may not be a universal sea of green, but we've hugely upped our game in this regard. We have huge set pieces, like the Sky Garden, the Garden at 120, South Bank and the Post Building, but also many smaller rooftop terraces to explore. And we have way more corporate roof gardens, like the beauty shown above on top of Cannon Street Station. Obviously, there's much more to be done on this front (or top), but we're off to a blooming good start.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To rebuild London BridgeThe beef: The modern 1970s concrete span is just awful. Build next to it a version of the lovely old medieval bridge with its congeries of buildings, which could function as antique shops, confectioners and "other suitably quaint buildings". It'd be a magnet for tourists.

Did we get it? No, but we'll raise the idea next time we see the Bridge House Estates peeps.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To improve street entertainmentThe beef: Buskers should have to undergo an audition and gain a licence before taking to the streets. Creative busking should be encouraged so it's not just one man and his guitar.

Did we get it? This one's spot on. Tube buskers, and those at culturally significant sites, do indeed have to gain a thumbs-up. Meanwhile, the scene has hugely diversified to include levitating Yodas, improv poets and (shown here) flaming tuba players. You do still occasionally see an acoustic strummer, but the inevitable tune has moved on from "Streets of London" to "Hallelujah".

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To restore Victorian public lavatoriesThe beef: Ever noticed all those subterranean Victorian lavs? They're all chained up. Open them!

Did we get it? A bit. Quite a few of those old facilities have been reopened (for example, the ones to the north of Leicester Square). But still others have closed or remained padlocked. A few have been turned to new use, such as the Attendant cafe in Fitzrovia. Public loos (or readily accessible private ones) are common enough if you know what you're doing, but obvious, well sign-posted toilets remain a scarcity.

Verdict: Not really

  1. To cut lunchtime queues in banks and post officesThe beef: Everyone rushes to do their financial admin at lunch time, and huge queues form at the banks and post offices (exacerbated by the staff at those places also heading out at lunch).

Did we get it? Changes in technology and working practice have helped big-time here. A visit to the bank or post office is now an unusual occurrence for many of us, thanks to online tools. When we do need to go, flexible working means that lunch time is no longer the only option. We haven't given up queueing completely, though. It's common to see an hour-long queue outside the latest trendy sandwich shop, even though an equally delicious lunch can be found in last week's new opening, round the corner, with no queue. And all it takes is for a monarch to die and we'll queue up through the night.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. All clocks to tell the right timeThe beef: If you own a clock on public display and it shows the wrong time, you should be placed in the pillory.

Did we get it? Debatable. Clocks do occasionally break and remain in wrong-time mode for long periods. But it's the exception rather than the rule. More fundamentally, who cares? Most people would consult a phone or watch as the first option.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. Theatres to print full reviewsThe beef: Theatres should stop putting "Stupendous!" on their posters if the quoted critic had actually written "Stupendously awful!" (or other manipulations to that effect).

Did we get it? Again, debatable. Any theatre critic could still dine out on the number of times their words had been selectively chosen. But the days of shamelessly misrepresenting an opinion are behind us. That's not to say theatres don't use other tactics to get their stock of glowing soundbites.

Verdict: Mostly

  1. To abolish the Italian pepper grinderThe beef: Apparently 1980s Italian restaurants had some kind of issue with gigantic pepper grinders — something to do with waiters brandishing them in a phallic way in front of "lady diners".

Did we get it? Well, can't say we've ever experienced anything like this, but perhaps it does still happen?

Verdict: Tick! (We think.)

  1. To penalize restaurants soliciting double tipsThe beef: It's a common practice at restaurants to automatically add on a 10% service charge, but then also have a blank space on the bill for the customer to add a discretionary tip (not realising they've already tipped).

Did we get it? Not really. The tip ecosystem is still a wild west of different experiences and expectations. The main thing that's changed is the automatic tip going up to 12.5% or even 15% (which can be challenged but requires a level of assertiveness not all of us find easy). While restaurants don't typically attempt the "double tip" any more, the lack of conformity can confuse us into over-tipping.

Verdict: Partly

  1. To make restaurants dispose of their own rubbish promptlyThe beef: London's main catering areas are blighted by messy, smelly piles of black bags, full of days-old food waste.

Did we get it? People moan about litter now but, honestly, it's nothing like as bad as the situation in the 70s and 80s. Refuse collection and litter picking have improved beyond measure (though, of course, there are still pocket problems like that shown above). Given the pressure on council budgets and the rising tide of industrial action, however, let's revisit this one a year from now.

Verdict: Tick! (For now.)

  1. To rebuild Piccadilly CircusThe beef: The "tawdry souvenir stalls, vast neon advertisements, and incessant roar of roadworks and traffic" spoil this once elegant junction.

Did we get it? The souvenir stalls have morphed into American candy stores. The neon advertisements have become 4k digital screens. But this remains a junction that could never be described as "elegant". To be fair, though, London already has more than its share of "elegant" streets. Piccadilly Circus should be a place of energy, showiness and even vulgarity.

Verdict: Nope

  1. To improve London's telephone directoriesThe beef: London's phone directories don't include postcodes. And too many phone booths lack phone directories.

Did we get it? What's a phone directory? What's a phone booth?

Verdict: Postcodes did find their way into phone directories, but the whole concept has long been obsolete. So, guess this one's a Tick!

  1. To hold a pigeon shoot in St James's ParkThe beef: Too many pigeons in the Royal Park. Meanwhile, the area is full of posh people who (a) like hunting, (b) sometimes actually eat pigeons! Hence, a monthly shoot to diminish the avian population and line the stomach.

Did we get it? Nothing so ludicrous as a shoot, but the local pigeon population has been reduced by a ban on feeding in Trafalgar Square, and the occasional presence of trained hawks to scare them off. St James's Park is still riddled with them, but no one really seems to mind these days.

Verdict: Partly achieved

  1. Buses to be namedThe beef: Bus numbers are boring. Give buses names individual names like "Godot" for the one that never turns up, or 'Musketeer' for the infamous "and then three turn up at once" service.

Did we get it? No. Buses remain stubbornly numerical, though Thames Clippers and some mainline trains do carry names. The project would be unwieldy, given there are 8,700 buses in London to name, but wouldn't it be fun?

Verdict: Nope, sadly.

  1. A bridle path from west to east London and backThe beef: Nobody commutes by horse any more. Build a dedicated bridleway from Ealing to Smithfield, with hire-stables along the way.

Did we get it? Strangely, it proved simpler, cheaper and more popular to build cycle superhighways instead. You can ride horses in central London, but it's more as an experience than a practical commuting method.

Verdict: Nope

  1. The Albert EmbankmentThe beef: The Albert Embankment (in Lambeth) is populated by bleak office blocks that would be more at home in communist Russia. It's so awful that Jeffrey Archer lives there. Raze it all, and instead build Nash-style terraces like those around Regent's Park. This important site shouldn't be open to "buildings by futurists like Richard Rogers".

Did we get it? Nope. Quite the contrary, the Albert Embankment today has many more office and residential blocks — taller, too. The tallest of all was designed by... Richard Rogers.

Verdict: The exact opposite happened.

  1. Return of Temple BarThe beef: This important Christopher Wren structure once marked the boundary between the City and Westminster. It now languishes in a field in Hertfordshire. Bring it back to London!

Did we get it? Yes! The gateway was returned to London in 2004 as part of the redevelopment of Paternoster Square.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. Charming wardensThe beef: Nobody can be expected to actually like traffic wardens, but at least we could make their uniforms more cheery, to improve the mood. A look resembling a sky-blue Parisian air hostess might work!

Did we get it? One of the more unusual suggestions. Nothing like this ever came to pass, although warden training has greatly improved.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To abolish pay-as-you-enter busesThe beef: Routemaster buses are slowly being phased out. Their one great advantage is that you can pay after boarding, instead of slowing things down by paying the driver. Ideally, keep the Routemaster; otherwise, at least find a way to keep pay-after-boarding.

Did we get it? Sadly, Routemaster buses are now a rare sight on the streets, and none can be boarded as regular services. Happily, though, the payment delays have been addressed. Oyster and contactless technology means that passengers can pay on entry much faster than the days when cash was king.

Verdict: Mostly tick!

  1. The improvement of Regent's Park Zoo tearoomsThe beef: "... The food and service given to the average gibbon compares favourably to those on offer in the tearooms". Improvements are needed.

Did we get it?: Catering at almost all London visitor attractions is much superior to what we remember from the 1980s and 90s. This was the case last time we had lunch at the Zoo, with mediterranean salads and superior quiches in places of the plateless chips served up in the 1980s article. That said, our roof terrace lunch was partially stolen by starlings.

Verdict: Tick! (Mostly.)

  1. Restore salutingThe beef: "Members of London Transport, British Telecom, the Gas Board, British Rail, the AA and RAC shall salute when addressing the public."

Did we get it? Thankfully not. What an appalling suggestion.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. To erect statues of contemporary heroesThe beef: Most of London's statues (even the newer ones) commemorate old military duffers. Let's have something a bit more contemporary. Suggestions include Lord Olivier outside the National Theatre, Richard Dimbleby outside Broadcasting House, Henry Moore outside the Tate, Graham Greene in Doughty Street, Evelyn Waugh outside White's Club and Dame Edith Evans, John Gielgud and Ralph Richardson on Shaftesbury Avenue.

Did we get it? Dissatisfaction with London statuary is a centuries-old phenomenon, which has flared up again recently. The question about who deserves recognition and who does not will never find a universally agreed answer. Positive strides have been made, however. Many of our more recent statues have commemorated community leaders, rights activists or even everyday tradespeople. Of the (white male-dominated) list of suggestions given in the 1988 article, only one has come to pass: the statue of Lord Olivier outside the National Theatre.

Verdict: Tick! (With caveats.)

  1. To introduce sanity tests for all motor-cycle messengersThe beef: London has a problem with motorbike couriers who take to pavements and jumping lights in a bid to cut through traffic. They should be made to sit annual medical examinations to check for "mental unreliability", along with the drivers of Post Office vans, evening newspaper vans and Volvos.

Did we get it? Hardly. The popular target for such vexation has merely changed to delivery cyclists and patrons of the electric scooter.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. Bring your own wine in restaurantsThe beef: BYOB schemes are popular in the Antipodes, but rare in London. Such schemes are cheaper for diners who avoid significant mark-up, and mean that restaurants don't need to apply for a licence.

Did we get it? Certainly did. London now has BYOB restaurants in all corners of town. We chose some favourites here.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. Courtesy campaignThe beef: Those interacting with the public should always show common courtesy, and those who do not should be put in the pillory. "In our estimation, the doorman at Joe Allen's restaurant in Covent Garden is the first appropriate candidate for such treatment."

Did we get it? We sense this suggestion comes from the same highly-strung individual as "restore saluting". And singling out one individual is a low blow (the restaurant is still going strong over 30 years later and no doubt has sterling staff these days). It's hard to judge whether courtesy levels are better or worse than in the 80s. We all encounter shitty service from time to time, but staff training norms have surely improved since the 80s. Subjective one.

Verdict: Unknown.

  1. Commuting on the ThamesThe beef: The Thames, once London's greatest highway, is a lost asset. Let's launch a fleet of water buses to add a more charming option to the commuter routes.

Did we get it? Various river bus schemes had been trialled before the article and others would be attempted in the 1990s. It was only with the advent of the Thames Clippers, though, that our city could claim a reliable, regular river service. The Clippers are now well used (by both commuters and tourists), with 19 vessels serving 24 stops, most recently at the new Barking Riverside pier. A service to and from Gravesend is planned.

Verdict: Tick!

  1. To restore the lost rivers of LondonThe beef: London paved over most of its rivers during the industrial revolution, when they became choked with waste. In these times of greater environmental awareness, we could set free the Walbrook, Fleet, Tyburn and Westbourne and let them flow cleanly.

Did we get it? The 'lost' rivers of London are not so lost these days. Numerous books, websites and a successful series of novels have brought these hidden watercourses out into the popular imagination. Very few sections of river, though, have been brought into actual daylight. Boris Johnson revived the idea while Mayor of London but (you'll never guess what), he didn't deliver. All that said, many of London's surface rivers have been greatly improved in recent years, as a walk along the Wandle or Lea will confirm.

Verdict: Not really.

  1. The renaming and revitalization of Network South-EastThe beef: London's commuter rail services are a disgrace. Also, the name should be changed to something more sensible like "the South-Eastern Railway".

Did we get it? Network South-East wasn't an olden days equivalent of Southeastern. It was, simply put, the bit of British Rail that tackled the whole of Greater London and the south-east. Why the complainant thinks "South Eastern Railway" a better name than the more accurate "Network" is beyond me. In any case, he (presumably it was a 'he') got his wish. Network South-East was carved up into about a dozen franchises as part of the rail privatisation of the mid-1990s. Whether this led to an improved service is one of those questions with many answers.

Verdict: Hesitant tick!

  1. Redesign street furnitureThe beef: London's various bits of street furniture — bus shelters, litter bins, lamp posts, etc. — clutter the pavements haphazardly. Where they are necessary, they should be well designed and conform to a national standard (like post boxes).

Did we get it? If anything, the streets of London have an even greater variety of mismatched street furniture today. An exception is the City of London, whose bollards and lamps are harmoniously painted black, red and white. Otherwise, it's a free for all out there. That said, we rather like the infinite diversity, and even celebrated it on a tea towel.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. An annual winter festival in LondonThe beef: London can be a dismal place in February. Let's start an annual festival, reminiscent of the once common frost fairs, to joy things up a bit. Alternatively, make a celebration out of St Paul's Day (24 January), given he's the patron saint of the City.

Did we get it? London now has no shortage of winter festivals — usually tied into Christmas and heavily commercialised. A specific festival in February to lift the spirits sounds like a good idea to us. St Paul remains uncelebrated in any big way.

Verdict: Partially, but not really.

  1. To extend the opening hours of art galleries and museumsThe beef: Most museums close their doors just as offices are kicking out. Let's have longer hours so we can visit after work.

Did we get it? It's still the norm for museums and galleries to close around 5 or 6pm. However, many venues stay open late once a week (e.g. British Museum and National Gallery close at 8.30pm and 9pm, respectively, on Fridays), or else put on special Lates evenings.

Verdict: Partially.

  1. Improvements to the London cab driverThe beef: The usual rants about the nature of the stereotypical cabbie. But also the suggestion that each cab could have a roof-mounted light system, to show which compass direction the driver is most inclined to go in. Also, more drivers should have phones.

Did we get it? Well, we certainly got the phones, and then some. The introduction of app-driven services like Uber has shaken the industry like no innovation since the internal combustion engine. But the roof-light system would surely prove overly complex and has never been adopted.

Verdict: Partially.

  1. Retractable domes for sporting arenasThe beef: Lord's, Wimbledon, Twickenham, Wembley... all could be improved with a retractable roof, to keep everyone dry during inclement weather.

Did we get it? Mixed bag here. Wimbledon's Centre Court gained a retractable roof in 2009, with No.1 Court following a few years later. Wembley Stadium (entirely rebuilt since the 1988 article) has retractable roof structures that keep the crowds dry, but does not cover the pitch. Twickers and Lord's remain uncovered, and possibly always will be.

Verdict: Semi-tick!

  1. To improve London's shopfrontsThe beef: Too many shops have garish signs, with Underwood's Chemists taking the crown. Councils should develop regulations to encourage more harmonious frontages.

Did we get it? Not really. Garish colours continue to dominate the high street, although many conservation areas have put controls in place. These days, we're lucky to have any shops left at all.

Verdict: Nope.

  1. Brighten up Buckingham PalaceThe beef: Buckingham Palace is all a bit vanilla. Aside from the Changing of the Guard, there's little for the tourist eye to alight on. How about a giant cuckoo clock that, on the hour, sends out the oversized visage of a member of the royal family?

Did we get it? The Palace remains as stately and drab as ever. We're not sure a regal cuckoo clock is the answer, but some kind of intervention is still warranted. How about the traditional trick for posh houses: cover it in ivy?

Verdict: Nope.

  1. New use for County HallThe beef: Since the Greater London Council was dissolved in 1986, the South Bank landmark has been largely empty and is set to be turned into flats or hotel space. How about turning it into a giant gallery, in which London's main museums could display all the art and antiquities that won't fit into their prime sites?

Did we get it? We got the Shrek Experience, the London Aquarium and the London Dungeon. Nuff said.

Verdict: Tick, but not quite as worthy as anticipated.

  1. Climbers on eyesoresThe beef: The Brutalist buildings of the South Bank spoil the river! Meanwhile, the Barbican is an utter eyesore. Clothe these monstrosities in Virginia creeper to soften the edges.

Did we get it? No, but most of us have learned to love these concrete buildings, and to cover them in creepers would be sacrilege.

Verdict: Nope, thankfully.

  1. To bring back tramsThe beef: London lost its trams in the 1950s, but the time is right to bring back more efficient modern versions.

Did we get it? South London's trams began operation in 2000 and now cover 28km between places like Wimbledon, Croydon, Mitcham and Beckenham. The article envisaged a return of central London trams which, despite a high-profile attempt by debut Mayor of London Ken Livingstone, never saw fruition.

Verdict: Tick (partially)

  1. London's dress senseThe beef: London was once the best-dressed city in the world, but today languishes in a culture of sportswear and casuals. Bring back elegant dress.

Did we get it? London dress sense is, if anything, more diverse and vibrant than ever before. We've not gone back to the kind of uniformity and formality that the commentator seems to pine for. London's dress sense is more "anything goes", and is all the better for it.

Verdict: No, happily.

How did the panelists do?It's tricky to tally just how many of the 50 ideas came to pass. Some, like commuting on the Thames, are fairly clear cut. Others, like making London more courteous, are open to subjectivity or caveat. Still others, like improving the phone directory, are irrelevant to modern London. We reckon about 30 of the 50 items have come to pass in one form or another, though not necessarily as the commenter might have imagined.

Lists of ways to improve London are still a common topic for discussion. We've made our own suggestions here, as well as thinking up 15 ways of improving the transport network. With any luck, some future holowriter of the metaverse will revisit our own lists in 40 years time.

50 Ways to Improve London is accessible via the British Newspaper Archive (£). All images by Matt Brown.

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It won't look exactly like this anymore... Image: ShutterstockAfter a three-year closure, the National Portrait Gallery will reopen on 22 June 2023.

The world-famous art gallery — home to portraits of figures from Shakespeare to Stormzy — closed its doors in June 2020 for a major renovation project, including the construction of a new entrance to increase capacity.

Initially, spring 2023 was given as a reopening date, and in a period when Covid has had a delaying effect on so many building projects, it's impressive this one has stayed so true to its planned schedule.

The former main entrance was no longer considered big enough. Image: Wei-Te Wong via Creative CommonsKnown as the Inspiring People project, changes we'll see when the National Portrait Gallery reopens include:

  • That new entrance, including a new forecourt and pedestrian bridge, on the building's north façade — a controversial location because it goes against the wishes of a Victorian donor that the entrance be as far away from the 'seedy' streets of Soho as possible;
  • A complete top-to-bottom re-hang of the works in the gallery's collection. Don't expect your old favourites to necessarily be in the same space;
  • The reopening of the East Wing, previously used as office space, to the public. It'll be known as the Weston Wing, to acknowledge support by the Garfield Weston Foundation;
  • A new and improved Learning Centre for school groups and families.

Keep an eye on the National Portrait Gallery website for further details of the reopening, including exhibitions to be announced in due course.

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It won't look exactly like this anymore... Image: ShutterstockAfter a three-year closure, the National Portrait Gallery will reopen on 22 June 2023.

The world-famous art gallery — home to portraits of figures from Shakespeare to Stormzy — closed its doors in June 2020 for a major renovation project, including the construction of a new entrance to increase capacity.

Initially, spring 2023 was given as a reopening date, and in a period when Covid has had a delaying effect on so many building projects, it's impressive this one has stayed so true to its planned schedule.

The former main entrance was no longer considered big enough. Image: Wei-Te Wong via Creative CommonsKnown as the Inspiring People project, changes we'll see when the National Portrait Gallery reopens include:

  • That new entrance, including a new forecourt and pedestrian bridge, on the building's north façade — a controversial location because it goes against the wishes of a Victorian donor that the entrance be as far away from the 'seedy' streets of Soho as possible;
  • A complete top-to-bottom re-hang of the works in the gallery's collection. Don't expect your old favourites to necessarily be in the same space;
  • The reopening of the East Wing, previously used as office space, to the public. It'll be known as the Weston Wing, to acknowledge support by the Garfield Weston Foundation;
  • A new and improved Learning Centre for school groups and families.

Keep an eye on the National Portrait Gallery website for further details of the reopening, including exhibitions to be announced in due course.

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There's a glorious string of art deco buildings running down the Northern line — from 3,000 seater cinema-turned-bingo halls, to an old cigarette factory inspired by Tutankhamun. Join us in this video as we wend our way from Finchley down to Tooting.

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There's a glorious string of art deco buildings running down the Northern line — from 3,000 seater cinema-turned-bingo halls, to an old cigarette factory inspired by Tutankhamun. Join us in this video as we wend our way from Finchley down to Tooting.

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"I felt like having a safe place to sing could help others on their own path." Artwork: Amy StaceI started London Trans Choir in 2017 simply because I wanted it to exist.

I'd had such a long journey with my own voice, and I felt like having a safe place to sing could help others on their own path. Standard choirs and music practices are really heavily (and often needlessly) gendered, which is off putting if you don't fit that mould. Folks who are in the process of changing their voices (whether through training or hormones/surgery) also tend to need a gentler warmup and more breaks for the sake of their vocal health. I'd never conducted a choir before (though I'd led orchestras and ensembles), but I knew that I could make a much better space for my community than currently existed. A place, where, as one member, Theo, put it: "I don't feel anxious about my gender or my voice, where I can relax a part of my mind that I didn't even realise was tense, and express myself without worry."

Like a lot of trans folks, I went through a long period of disliking the sound of my own voice. It didn't suit me when it was high, and it was hard to properly hear or control something that didn't feel fully connected to me. Having my voice drop lower was very nice on some fronts, but it took years of experimentation, research, and practise to get it to a point of being flexible and in control. Many of us struggle to find flexible spaces to sing in while we’re going through this, or to find knowledgeable vocal practitioners to work with. It's just as difficult while trying out a higher register, as it can take time to settle in and find clarity and accuracy.

"The thing I love most about the trans choir is that everybody can feel safe to try things out with their voice, and that we all know we're on the same path to acceptance." Stephen Davidson started the choir in 2017. "Terrified of singing"Many trans folks simply stop singing when they transition, because they feel like they can't find a voice that suits them, or that they can't control their voice well enough, or just because they're worried about sticking out. People have told me that before joining the trans choir they were terrified of anyone ever hearing them sing. There are choirs in the UK who would be fine with a female baritone, male soprano, non-binary alto etc, but it's always awkward to feel like you're the odd one out. Lots of standard Solo/Alto/Teno/Bass choir music is also very gendered, with top parts referred to as 'ladies', bottom parts as 'gentlemen' and lyrics that can be very… traditional. One member told me: "I used to sing a bit before I transitioned but accepted that I would probably not sing much after. The choir has changed that and nobody cares which part of my weird range I sing in, whether it's a bassy line or a top part."

"Nobody cares which part of my weird range I sing in, whether it's a bassy line or a top part." Image:iStock/tezzstockThe thing I love most about the trans choir is that everybody can feel safe to try things out with their voice, and that we all know we're on the same path to acceptance. The choir is non-auditioned, so anybody can join. We have music with nice clear melody parts from catchy songs — a mix of pop, musicals, and more traditional repertoire — and harmony parts that range from very simple to real thinkers. Whether folks are coming once in awhile for a wholesome sing-along with their community, or coming to every rehearsal to geek out about music and get really good at it, everyone under the trans umbrella is welcome.

You'd be very surprised how well folks can do once they feel safe.

"Ready to knock it out of the park""Rest assured that we are never the weak point on a lineup". Artwork: Amy StaceWhenever we've performed I’ve been really delighted that it's gone well. The group has lots of great singers in it, and I'm careful to only book us for shows that we're ready to knock out of the park. It's fine if folks want to book us for outreach reasons, but rest assured that we are never the weak point on a lineup; we can SING. Public concerts are an opportunity to showcase trans joy and talent, and we relish them when they come along. We're careful about photos and videos, because of identity and safety concerns of some folks in the group, so catch us in person when you can — or come along to an open rehearsal if this sounds like the place for you! Eden from the choir told me: "I was initially nervous about joining, but the atmosphere is great and I immediately felt welcome. Now I always look forward to singing with a bunch of friendly faces on a Sunday morning — it's a burst of energy for the week."

Or, as another member put it, "It's like the cup of tea you didn't realise you needed — unexpectedly grounding, soothing and invigorating all at once."

Check out the London Trans Choir website for more details.

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Photo: Tom Chen/UnsplashIn London on Christmas Day and wondering what to do? Looking for something to fill the hours between the presents and the turkey? Here's the lowdown on Christmas Day in the capital.

Is London busy on Christmas Day?If you're up early enough, you can see London's streets fairly empty. That used to be a novelty, but these days is more likely to trigger lockdown flashbacks. By 11am, the masses are out (and, we noticed in recent — pre-Covid — years, the streets get busy earlier every year, largely with tourists here for the holiday season).

What transport runs in London on Christmas Day?Photo: Hat Creative/UnsplashNo tubes, buses, trains or trams run on Christmas Day, leaving walking, cycle hire, taxi, or your own vehicle (the ULEZ and Congestion Charge don't apply on 25 December, but the LEZ does) as your options for getting into and around town. Here's a full guide to public transport in London between Christmas and New Year, including Christmas Day.

What opens in London on Christmas Day?A smattering of cafes and pubs may be open, but nowhere near as many as normal. One particular thing to note is that a lot of London's toilets, located in cafes, restaurants, pubs and stations, won't be available today. Just something to consider before you fill a flask with mulled wine.

Things to do and events in London on Christmas Day 2022Regent Street on Christmas morning 2014. Photo: Lisa**CHURCH SERVICES:** Take a look at the services at Westminster Cathedral, Westminster Abbey and St Paul's Cathedral. Some events are ticketed this year and may already be sold out, but live streams are often available — check websites closer to the time. Of course, churches all over London will run services on Christmas Day; check with your local for details.

VOLUNTEERING: If you're reading this in advance of the big day, you might still be in time to sign up for a volunteering slot at one of the many charities that operate on Christmas Day to help the capital's most vulnerable, including the homeless, and the elderly or isolated who may otherwise spend the day alone.

*GOLDEN TOURS:* This company runs tours on Christmas Day, taking you past sights such as Westminster Abbey and the Tower of London over the course of three hours on board a coach. Pick from a morning or afternoon slot (8.30am/2pm), or splash out on the morning tour followed by a three-course Christmas lunch at a London pub.

Take a Christmas Day dip in Hampton Pool*SWIMMING:* While London isn't exactly replete with options for a Christmas Day dip, some pools do open for a few hours, including Hampton Pool, pictured above. Here's our guide to swimming in London on Christmas Day, though consider yourself warned that you need to book several weeks in advance for some of the options.

PETER PAN CUP: Every year, a group of hardy swimmers takes to the icy depths of Hyde Park's Serpentine, in pursuit of the Peter Pan Cup. You can't take part unless you're a member of the Serpentine Swimming Club (and really, would you want to?), but you can drop by and offer your support from the safety of dry land and the warmth of actual clothing. Find out more about the history of the Peter Pan Cup here.Free to watch, 9am start

Watch the Peter Pan Cup in Hyde Park. Photo: Sinister DexterSIGHTSEEING CRUISE: City Experiences run Christmas Day Sightseeing Cruises up and down the Thames, lasting an hour and passing some of London's most famous landmarks, accompanied by a live commentary (pre-recorded commentary available in other languages).Festive drinks and snacks including mulled wine and mince pies are available to buy on board, and the cruise start and finishes at Westminster Pier. The same company also offers a three-hour Christmas Day Lunch Cruise, including a four-course meal on board. Various departures 9.45am-2.45pm

GUIDED WALKS: Guided walks don't stop just because it's Christmas Day. Take a Samuel Pepys themed walk based on Christmas morning 1660, the first time Christmas celebrations were permitted in England for eight years. It begins in Trafalgar Square, at 11am. There's also a Christmas Day Charles Dickens walk, starting in Trafalgar Square at 2pm

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: What could be more festive that wandering among London's Christmas lights? Today's likely to be one of the quietest days to see them, even with festive sightseers lurking, as the West End shopping crowds aren't around. Our preferred option of seeing them by bus isn't available today due to the festive transport shutdown, but there's nothing to stop you walking or cycling between the twinkling displays as darkness falls.

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Photo: Tom Chen/UnsplashIn London on Christmas Day and wondering what to do? Looking for something to fill the hours between the presents and the turkey? Here's the lowdown on Christmas Day in the capital.

Is London busy on Christmas Day?If you're up early enough, you can see London's streets fairly empty. That used to be a novelty, but these days is more likely to trigger lockdown flashbacks. By 11am, the masses are out (and, we noticed in recent — pre-Covid — years, the streets get busy earlier every year, largely with tourists here for the holiday season).

What transport runs in London on Christmas Day?Photo: Hat Creative/UnsplashNo tubes, buses, trains or trams run on Christmas Day, leaving walking, cycle hire, taxi, or your own vehicle (the ULEZ and Congestion Charge don't apply on 25 December, but the LEZ does) as your options for getting into and around town. Here's a full guide to public transport in London between Christmas and New Year, including Christmas Day.

What opens in London on Christmas Day?A smattering of cafes and pubs may be open, but nowhere near as many as normal. One particular thing to note is that a lot of London's toilets, located in cafes, restaurants, pubs and stations, won't be available today. Just something to consider before you fill a flask with mulled wine.

Things to do and events in London on Christmas Day 2022Regent Street on Christmas morning 2014. Photo: Lisa**CHURCH SERVICES:** Take a look at the services at Westminster Cathedral, Westminster Abbey and St Paul's Cathedral. Some events are ticketed this year and may already be sold out, but live streams are often available — check websites closer to the time. Of course, churches all over London will run services on Christmas Day; check with your local for details.

VOLUNTEERING: If you're reading this in advance of the big day, you might still be in time to sign up for a volunteering slot at one of the many charities that operate on Christmas Day to help the capital's most vulnerable, including the homeless, and the elderly or isolated who may otherwise spend the day alone.

*GOLDEN TOURS:* This company runs tours on Christmas Day, taking you past sights such as Westminster Abbey and the Tower of London over the course of three hours on board a coach. Pick from a morning or afternoon slot (8.30am/2pm), or splash out on the morning tour followed by a three-course Christmas lunch at a London pub.

Take a Christmas Day dip in Hampton Pool*SWIMMING:* While London isn't exactly replete with options for a Christmas Day dip, some pools do open for a few hours, including Hampton Pool, pictured above. Here's our guide to swimming in London on Christmas Day, though consider yourself warned that you need to book several weeks in advance for some of the options.

PETER PAN CUP: Every year, a group of hardy swimmers takes to the icy depths of Hyde Park's Serpentine, in pursuit of the Peter Pan Cup. You can't take part unless you're a member of the Serpentine Swimming Club (and really, would you want to?), but you can drop by and offer your support from the safety of dry land and the warmth of actual clothing. Find out more about the history of the Peter Pan Cup here.Free to watch, 9am start

Watch the Peter Pan Cup in Hyde Park. Photo: Sinister DexterSIGHTSEEING CRUISE: City Experiences run Christmas Day Sightseeing Cruises up and down the Thames, lasting an hour and passing some of London's most famous landmarks, accompanied by a live commentary (pre-recorded commentary available in other languages).Festive drinks and snacks including mulled wine and mince pies are available to buy on board, and the cruise start and finishes at Westminster Pier. The same company also offers a three-hour Christmas Day Lunch Cruise, including a four-course meal on board. Various departures 9.45am-2.45pm

GUIDED WALKS: Guided walks don't stop just because it's Christmas Day. Take a Samuel Pepys themed walk based on Christmas morning 1660, the first time Christmas celebrations were permitted in England for eight years. It begins in Trafalgar Square, at 11am. There's also a Christmas Day Charles Dickens walk, starting in Trafalgar Square at 2pm

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: What could be more festive that wandering among London's Christmas lights? Today's likely to be one of the quietest days to see them, even with festive sightseers lurking, as the West End shopping crowds aren't around. Our preferred option of seeing them by bus isn't available today due to the festive transport shutdown, but there's nothing to stop you walking or cycling between the twinkling displays as darkness falls.

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Want to know what the must-see exhibitions in London are in 2023. Read on, as we pick our highlights.

  1. The Spanish exhibition: Spain and the Hispanic World at Royal Academy of ArtsCeramic figures showing Death, and souls in hell, purgatory and heaven from 18th century Ecuador. Image courtesy The Hispanic Society of America.Celebrating all things Spanish, this exhibition pulls together 400 years of the history of Spain's cultural evolution as well as that of Colonial Latin America. Looking at the how these cultures drew from Celtic tradition as well as the religious influence of Islam, Judaism and Christianity, the exhibition includes ceramics, maps, drawings and paintings by the likes of Goya and Velazquez.

Spain and the Hispanic World: Treasures from the Hispanic Society Museum & Library at Royal Academy of Arts. 21 January-10 April, £22-24.50

  1. Photos of war: Ukraine - photographs from the frontline at IWM London© Anastasia Taylor-LindWith the horrific war in Ukraine showing no signs of ending, this collection of 17 photographs by photojournalist Anastasia Taylor-Lind depict the harsh reality of living amidst conflict. Her shots cover the period between 2014 and 2022 — from the invasion of the Crimea to today. This important exhibition will also look at the people whose lives have been uprooted and irrevocably changed by the war.

Ukraine: Photographs from the Frontline at IWM London. 3 February-7 May, free.

  1. Female abstraction: Action, Gesture, Paint at Whitechapel Gallery© Wook-kyung Choi Estate and courtesy to Arte CollectumArt history has often shined a light on the men of Abstract Expressionism: think Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko. Well now's the time to let the most important women of the movement take the limelight in an exhibition that includes works by American artists such as Lee Krasner and Helen Frankenthaler, but spreads the net wider to include the female abstract artists from Europe, Asia and the wider world who most of us won't be familiar with.

Action, Gesture, Paint: Women Artists and Global Abstraction 1940-70 at Whitechapel Gallery. 9 February-7 May, £16.50.

  1. Master Sculptor: Donatello at V&ACourtesy of Museo Nazionale del Bargello, Firenze Su concessione del Ministero della Cultura. Photo Bruno BruchiDonatello was one hell of a sculptor... and gave his name to a certain purple bandana-d turtle. Unlike his other green namesakes there hasn't been a major UK exhibition of his works, so this is a chance to gawp at his fantastic creations in bronze, marble, wood and terracotta — over 130 works in total by the Italian master. Charting his life and how he influenced subsequent generations, it's a major exhibition that we've been looking forward to since it was announced a few years ago.

Donatello: Sculpting the Renaissance at V&A. 11 February-11 June, £20.

  1. Street Art: Beyond the Streets at Saatchi GalleryA work by Kenny Scharf, who is represented at the show. Photo: Charles White of JW PicturesTaking street art off the streets, Saatchi gallery will host works by over 150 artists in an immersive exhibition. Expect references to punk, street wear and social activism, plus a lot of graffiti and vivid colours in an intense show. It's a welcome transformation from the usual white walls of the gallery into something altogether more gritty and anarchic.

Beyond the Streets London at Saatchi Gallery. 17 February-9 May, £25.

  1. Last impressions: After Impressionism at The National GalleryPaul Cezanne's Bathers. © National Gallery, LondonEveryone loves the waterlilies and landscapes of Monet and his peers. They are beautiful works in their own right. But what Impressionism did was light a fire for art to transform into something more expressive, bequeathing the likes of Cézanne and Van Gogh who came shortly after, and then on to Cubism and Abstraction, which took things one step further. The National Gallery has charted this evolution by bringing together dozen of works that tell us about arguably the most important period of art history.

After Impressionism: Inventing Modern Art at The National Gallery. 25 March-13 August, £tba

  1. Return of the Portraits: National Portrait Gallery re-opensAn architect's impression of the new entrance. Image courtesy Jamie Fobert architects.After a lengthy three year refurbishment, the National Portrait Gallery is back with a brand new and bigger entrance, a new wing, more learning resources and a re-hang of their extensive display of portraits and photographs. Whether it's Elizabeth I and Shakespeare you're here to see, or more contemporary famous faces such as Malala Yousafzai or the late Queen — this is the place for it.

National Portrait Gallery. Re-opens Spring 2023, free.

  1. Clash of the Titan: Titanosaur at Natural History MuseumWhen is a dinosaur more than just a dinosaur? When it's the biggest creature to have ever walked the Earth, that's when. A cast of Patagotitan will allow us to imagine a remarkable creature that would have dwarfed our beloved Dippy. The exhibition also includes information on how this giant lived, what it ate, and a recreation of its skull that visitors can touch. My inner seven year old has never been so excited.

Titanosaur: Life as the Biggest Dinosaur at Natural History Museum. 31 March-7 January 2024, £16 (£9 children).

  1. Female Impressionist: Berthe Morisot at Dulwich Picture GalleryEugène Manet on the Isle of Wight by Berthe Morisot, 1885. © Musée Marmottan Monet, Paris.Talk about Impressionists and most people think of male painters. In fact, one of the founders of the Impressionist movement was a woman, Berthe Morisot. Bringing together 40 of her works depicting everyday life, fashion, interiors and intimate scenes. It's a rare chance to admire the artworks of this hugely talented painter and learn about her life.

Berthe Morisot at Dulwich Picture Gallery. 31 March - 10 September, £tba

  1. Pre-Raphaelites: The Rossettis at Tate BritainA painting by Dante Gabriel Rossetti . Copyright Tate.Famed Pre-Raphaelite painter of redheads Dante Gabriel Rossetti has an exhibition dedicated to his work and those of his multiple muses Jane Siddall, Jane Morris and Fanny Cornforth. Exploring their works, their influences on each other and the unconventional relationships between them, expect dramatically lit and intimate paintings, with red hair aplenty.

The Rossettis at Tate Britain. 6 April - 24 September, £22.

  1. Glittering gold: Luxury and Power at The British MuseumCopyright National Museum of History, BulgariaLuxurious items have always been symbols of power, and they played a massive part in the Persian Empire with tents filled with gold and silver items. This blinging exhibition tells the story of Persian luxury and how it merged with Western tastes when Alexander the Great defeated the Persians. Beautifully crafted objects in gold, silver and glass abound.

Luxury and Power: Persia to Greece at The British Museum. 4 May-13 August, £12.

  1. Change of clothes: The Offbeat Sari at Design MuseumSeen as everyday wear by some, and only as wedding attire by others, the sari has long been a fixture of life on the Indian sub-continent. Now, contemporary designers are taking this traditional clothing in bold new directions. This exhibition brings together the full range of saris as well as looking at how the garment has been used as a tool for social activism and a metaphor for India's stratified society.

The Offbeat Sari at Design Museum. 19 May - 17 September, £tba

  1. Potent performance: Marina Abramovíc at Royal Academy of ArtsCourtesy of the Marina Abramović Archives. © Marina Abramović.Following a lengthy delay due to the pandemic we finally have the chance to see a major exhibition by the 'grandmother of performance art' Marina Abramović. Including works from across her 50 year career, the show looks back at moments that have pushed her body to the limit — such as having a gun pointed at her head, slicing into her own body and a more recent piece where visitors could sit and stare at her in silence, with emotional results.

Marina Abramovic at Royal Academy of Arts. 23 September-10 December, £tba

  1. Troubled times: Philip Guston at Tate Modern© The Estate of Philip GustonAfter a controversial delay, we finally get the chance to see this much anticipated retrospective of an artist whose career cast an eye across the anxious and turbulent times he lived through in America, including racism and the social and political change that came about in the 1960s. A time of turmoil that was reflected in his intense, often pink hued, paintings.

Philip Guston at Tate Modern. 5 October - 25 February, £tba

  1. Fairy tales: Fantasy at British LibrarySir Gawain and the Green Knight. Copyright British Library.The history of literature is full of tales that help us escape from reality, while also reflecting on the society in which we live. The British Library is charting this history from the ancient tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight through to Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Filled with examples from across the world it's a deep dive into all the realities that story tellers have crafted through the centuries.

Fantasy at British Library. 27 October-25 February 2024, £tba

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Every beam, bolt and baluster will feel the tickle of paint brush.Large chunks of Blackfriars Bridge have been commuting up to the north-west, and hardly anyone's noticed.

The 150-year-old span is undergoing an extensive refresh. Every beam, bolt and baluster will feel the tickle of paint brush. Dozens of shield-like roundels can anticipate a fresh coat of gold. Hundreds of metres of balustrade will be disassembled and carted off to Wolverhampton for repair. It's happening right now — though many who pass over the bridge never notice.

Blackfriars Bridge last enjoyed some serious TLC back in 2000. Over two decades of exposure to breeze and brine has taken its toll. Paintwork is faded, and peeling away. Cast iron parapets are cracked and corroded.

Step forward FM Conway (with partners Taziker and Alltask), the maintenance firm contracted by the City of London to restore the bridge. They're doing so without having to close any of the traffic lanes or pedestrian paths, thanks to a cunning form of scaffolding that cantilevers out from the bridge. Their interventions will not only improve the look of the bridge, but also protect the structure from further damage.

Work began in January 2022 and is expected to take until the summer of 2024. You can't rush a job like this. Blackfriars Bridge is not only an important cycle, pedestrian and traffic route, it's also a Grade II-listed structure. The bridge is 285 metres long, comprises five major spans (whose undersides also need painting), and rubs up against a major construction site in the shape of the Thames Tideway 'super sewer'. This is no quick task.

Putting more than a head over the parapetCan anyone name this fearsome-looking bird?Here's a fun fact for you. The giant capitals on either side of the bridge are decorated with stone carvings of aquatic birds. Those on the upstream side (facing towards Westminster) are freshwater birds; those on the downstream side (towards Tower Bridge) are of the sea.

I've long been aware of this bit of trivia — I've even set it as a quiz question — but I never thought I'd get to see the birds up close. Thanks to the cantilevered scaffolding, I was able to touch the stonework and even lean on the base of the column... though I'm still not entirely sure I can identify all the bird species.

The scaffolding leads down to the tops of the arches, where I got a first look at the freshly painted span. The contrast with the old, faded metalwork is striking. The blood-red paintwork and gilded embellishments will truly stand out once the scaffolding is removed.

The vast underside of the bridge will also be completely repainted.In a neat bit of joined-up daubing, the colours have been chosen to perfectly match those on the recently repainted Holborn Viaduct. The two structures share more than just a paint job. Both were opened by Queen Victoria on the same day, 6 November 1869. Blackfriars is now being coated in an identical fluoropolymer paint that shouldn't fade with UV sunlight. Incidentally, the bridge was historically a grey-green colour and only went red in the early 1990s.

Balusters rebornThe corroded balusters following disassembly. Image courtesy of FM ConwayThe other big job, besides the paintwork, is the restoration of the bridge's balustrades. These run the full length of the bridge on both sides, and include some 1,200 balusters (the individual uprights that look a bit like chess pieces). Each one of these has to be disassembled, inspected and repainted — no easy task for cast iron components that have had decades to corrode into one another.

You'd think a bridge that has stood for over 150 years could hold no surprises. But during survey work, it was discovered that the 1,200 balusters come in nine decorative patterns, rather than the three that everyone assumed.

That simple overlooked detail caused a bit of a headache. Because the bridge is Grade II listed, its historic form must be protected, right down to the handedness of the spirals around each baluster. That meant creating moulds of the newly identified designs, and casting fresh balusters.

Another bird sculpture - this one more easily identified as a gull - on the seaward sideMuch of the work was done at a foundry in Wolverhampton, meaning that large chunks of the bridge have enjoyed a return visit to the west Midlands. Unfortunately, for some pieces, it was a one-way trip. An estimated 500-600 of the balusters are cracked or corroded beyond repair. These have been replaced by newly cast twins.

A dazzling new-look bridgeThe project is estimated to cost almost £15 million. Happily, not a penny will come from the public purse. The bridge is owned and maintained by the ancient Bridge House Estates, who look after all the Thames spans in the City of London, and it is they who will foot the bill.

The finished result should be truly eye-catching, especially when the late evening sunlight glints off those golden roundels. The bridge will be safe and sightly for another generation. If nothing else, Londoners can enjoy a new tongue-twister when passing our peripatetic painted parapets.

Your author, sat on the very edge of the bridge in front of a newly gilded embellishmentWith thanks to FM Conway and the City of London Corporation for arranging the visit. All photos by the author unless otherwise stated.

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Every beam, bolt and baluster will feel the tickle of paint brush.Large chunks of Blackfriars Bridge have been commuting up to the north-west, and hardly anyone's noticed.

The 150-year-old span is undergoing an extensive refresh. Every beam, bolt and baluster will feel the tickle of paint brush. Dozens of shield-like roundels can anticipate a fresh coat of gold. Hundreds of metres of balustrade will be disassembled and carted off to Wolverhampton for repair. It's happening right now — though many who pass over the bridge never notice.

Blackfriars Bridge last enjoyed some serious TLC back in 2000. Over two decades of exposure to breeze and brine has taken its toll. Paintwork is faded, and peeling away. Cast iron parapets are cracked and corroded.

Step forward FM Conway (with partners Taziker and Alltask), the maintenance firm contracted by the City of London to restore the bridge. They're doing so without having to close any of the traffic lanes or pedestrian paths, thanks to a cunning form of scaffolding that cantilevers out from the bridge. Their interventions will not only improve the look of the bridge, but also protect the structure from further damage.

Work began in January 2022 and is expected to take until the summer of 2024. You can't rush a job like this. Blackfriars Bridge is not only an important cycle, pedestrian and traffic route, it's also a Grade II-listed structure. The bridge is 285 metres long, comprises five major spans (whose undersides also need painting), and rubs up against a major construction site in the shape of the Thames Tideway 'super sewer'. This is no quick task.

Putting more than a head over the parapetCan anyone name this fearsome-looking bird?Here's a fun fact for you. The giant capitals on either side of the bridge are decorated with stone carvings of aquatic birds. Those on the upstream side (facing towards Westminster) are freshwater birds; those on the downstream side (towards Tower Bridge) are of the sea.

I've long been aware of this bit of trivia — I've even set it as a quiz question — but I never thought I'd get to see the birds up close. Thanks to the cantilevered scaffolding, I was able to touch the stonework and even lean on the base of the column... though I'm still not entirely sure I can identify all the bird species.

The scaffolding leads down to the tops of the arches, where I got a first look at the freshly painted span. The contrast with the old, faded metalwork is striking. The blood-red paintwork and gilded embellishments will truly stand out once the scaffolding is removed.

The vast underside of the bridge will also be completely repainted.In a neat bit of joined-up daubing, the colours have been chosen to perfectly match those on the recently repainted Holborn Viaduct. The two structures share more than just a paint job. Both were opened by Queen Victoria on the same day, 6 November 1869. Blackfriars is now being coated in an identical fluoropolymer paint that shouldn't fade with UV sunlight. Incidentally, the bridge was historically a grey-green colour and only went red in the early 1990s.

Balusters rebornThe corroded balusters following disassembly. Image courtesy of FM ConwayThe other big job, besides the paintwork, is the restoration of the bridge's balustrades. These run the full length of the bridge on both sides, and include some 1,200 balusters (the individual uprights that look a bit like chess pieces). Each one of these has to be disassembled, inspected and repainted — no easy task for cast iron components that have had decades to corrode into one another.

You'd think a bridge that has stood for over 150 years could hold no surprises. But during survey work, it was discovered that the 1,200 balusters come in nine decorative patterns, rather than the three that everyone assumed.

That simple overlooked detail caused a bit of a headache. Because the bridge is Grade II listed, its historic form must be protected, right down to the handedness of the spirals around each baluster. That meant creating moulds of the newly identified designs, and casting fresh balusters.

Another bird sculpture - this one more easily identified as a gull - on the seaward sideMuch of the work was done at a foundry in Wolverhampton, meaning that large chunks of the bridge have enjoyed a return visit to the west Midlands. Unfortunately, for some pieces, it was a one-way trip. An estimated 500-600 of the balusters are cracked or corroded beyond repair. These have been replaced by newly cast twins.

A dazzling new-look bridgeThe project is estimated to cost almost £15 million. Happily, not a penny will come from the public purse. The bridge is owned and maintained by the ancient Bridge House Estates, who look after all the Thames spans in the City of London, and it is they who will foot the bill.

The finished result should be truly eye-catching, especially when the late evening sunlight glints off those golden roundels. The bridge will be safe and sightly for another generation. If nothing else, Londoners can enjoy a new tongue-twister when passing our peripatetic painted parapets.

Your author, sat on the very edge of the bridge in front of a newly gilded embellishmentWith thanks to FM Conway and the City of London Corporation for arranging the visit. All photos by the author unless otherwise stated.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Southwark Quarter.

One of London Bridge's loveliest new neighbourhoods has been transformed into a mini winter wonderland.

With festive pop ups and drinks offerings, plus a couple of cracking Christmas menus, Southwark Quarter is simply bursting with seasonal cheer right now. Here's our guide to getting the most out of the action-packed area this winter.

Haig Club pop-up, Chase cocktails, and Baileys treatsLooking for somewhere festive to enjoy a hot toddy, Christmas cocktail, or a cheeky Baileys? Southwark Quarter has it covered.

One local gem is the debonair Hidden Haig pop-up at Lambert House. Here, Scotch whisky brand Haig Club presents an exclusive winter drinks menu, including cockle-warming Haig hot toddies. To find it, enter al fresco bar Carrubo from Southwark Street and look out for the pop up's secret entrance, just past the festive murals.

Speaking of Carrubo, this bayside-inspired venue has been given a wintery makeover to become the place to visit this festive season. It's the new winter for the Chase Distillery, where you can enjoy gin cocktails, outdoor heating, and carnivalesque vibes.

After indulging in a warm Chase gin cocktail, follow the signs (and the Christmas trees), into Arch 33; here the maestros of festive indulgence have set up the famous Baileys Treat Bar — hit it up for boozy hot chocolates and the most decadent of cocktails.

Fairy lights, Christmas trees, and a Frost FairHow about a leisurely stroll to soak up Southwark Quarter's wintery magic? The area stretches from the heated, street vendor-packed beer garden that is Flat Iron Square (currently a World Cup-watching hotspot, with indoor seating available for drizzly days) to Lambert House on Southwark Street. Along the way, you'll encounter twinkling lights, majestic lines of conifers, and all sorts of festively-decorated bars and eateries.

While you're in the area, be sure to check out Better Bankside's Frost Fair, of which Southwark Quarter is a proud partner. Taking place across the wider Bankside neighbourhood, this is a modern homage to the extraordinary celebrations hosted on the frozen surface of the River Thames, circa 1605-1814. It features AR art trails, walking tours and workshops, plus specially-themed food and drink. We'll have the Frost Fair mulled wine at Tap & Bottle, please!

Festive feasting done rightImage © Charlie McKayBy now, you've surely worked up an appetite. Time to treat yourself to some superlative Christmassy fare!

For full-blown festive indulgence, we recommend booking a table at In Horto, pronto. The Christmas menu at this beautifully rustic restaurant features classics like turkey with all the trimmings, Christmas pudding with clotted cream, and a beetroot-cured salmon starter, as well as more Mediterranean-inspired dishes such as pan-fried gnocchi with chestnut mushrooms and confit shallots, and 12-hour braised lamb with harissa vegetables. You'll pay £50 for three courses plus a glass of mulled wine.

Image © Charlie McKayAnother excellent Christmas menu can be found at Audrey's. For £45 per person, you'll enjoy a welcome glass of fizz followed by three courses, with choices including ham hock terrine, salmon en croute and roast turkey with all the trimmings.

Whether you're after a super-romantic date night, planning an end-of-year get-together with your colleagues, or just want to squeeze in one last festive drink before hopping on the train home for Christmas (London Bridge and Waterloo are within walking distance) Southwark Quarter is the place to be.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Southwark Quarter.

One of London Bridge's loveliest new neighbourhoods has been transformed into a mini winter wonderland.

With festive pop ups and drinks offerings, plus a couple of cracking Christmas menus, Southwark Quarter is simply bursting with seasonal cheer right now. Here's our guide to getting the most out of the action-packed area this winter.

Haig Club pop-up, Chase cocktails, and Baileys treatsLooking for somewhere festive to enjoy a hot toddy, Christmas cocktail, or a cheeky Baileys? Southwark Quarter has it covered.

One local gem is the debonair Hidden Haig pop-up at Lambert House. Here, Scotch whisky brand Haig Club presents an exclusive winter drinks menu, including cockle-warming Haig hot toddies. To find it, enter al fresco bar Carrubo from Southwark Street and look out for the pop up's secret entrance, just past the festive murals.

Speaking of Carrubo, this bayside-inspired venue has been given a wintery makeover to become the place to visit this festive season. It's the new winter for the Chase Distillery, where you can enjoy gin cocktails, outdoor heating, and carnivalesque vibes.

After indulging in a warm Chase gin cocktail, follow the signs (and the Christmas trees), into Arch 33; here the maestros of festive indulgence have set up the famous Baileys Treat Bar — hit it up for boozy hot chocolates and the most decadent of cocktails.

Fairy lights, Christmas trees, and a Frost FairHow about a leisurely stroll to soak up Southwark Quarter's wintery magic? The area stretches from the heated, street vendor-packed beer garden that is Flat Iron Square (currently a World Cup-watching hotspot, with indoor seating available for drizzly days) to Lambert House on Southwark Street. Along the way, you'll encounter twinkling lights, majestic lines of conifers, and all sorts of festively-decorated bars and eateries.

While you're in the area, be sure to check out Better Bankside's Frost Fair, of which Southwark Quarter is a proud partner. Taking place across the wider Bankside neighbourhood, this is a modern homage to the extraordinary celebrations hosted on the frozen surface of the River Thames, circa 1605-1814. It features AR art trails, walking tours and workshops, plus specially-themed food and drink. We'll have the Frost Fair mulled wine at Tap & Bottle, please!

Festive feasting done rightImage © Charlie McKayBy now, you've surely worked up an appetite. Time to treat yourself to some superlative Christmassy fare!

For full-blown festive indulgence, we recommend booking a table at In Horto, pronto. The Christmas menu at this beautifully rustic restaurant features classics like turkey with all the trimmings, Christmas pudding with clotted cream, and a beetroot-cured salmon starter, as well as more Mediterranean-inspired dishes such as pan-fried gnocchi with chestnut mushrooms and confit shallots, and 12-hour braised lamb with harissa vegetables. You'll pay £50 for three courses plus a glass of mulled wine.

Image © Charlie McKayAnother excellent Christmas menu can be found at Audrey's. For £45 per person, you'll enjoy a welcome glass of fizz followed by three courses, with choices including ham hock terrine, salmon en croute and roast turkey with all the trimmings.

Whether you're after a super-romantic date night, planning an end-of-year get-together with your colleagues, or just want to squeeze in one last festive drink before hopping on the train home for Christmas (London Bridge and Waterloo are within walking distance) Southwark Quarter is the place to be.

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Image: Hyde Park Winter WonderlandChristmas Eve is a funny one. There aren't too many one-off events happening in London, but if you've got all your shopping done and find yourself with a few hours to spare, there are still plenty of festive things to do — just bear in mind, places may well close earlier than normal.

ICE SKATING: What better way to start your Christmas than at one of London's seasonal ice skating rinks? Take to the ice in festive surroundings — Somerset House, Hampton Court Palace, Battersea Power Station... the list goes on. Most rinks have a café or bar nearby, where less adventurous family members can tuck into a hot chocolate or mulled wine and watch the action.

CHRISTMAS AFTERNOON TEA: Nothing says 'special occasion' like a fancy afternoon tea, and London is packed with festive/Christmas versions right now. You'll need to book ahead for a Christmas Eve slot — choose from our pick of fantastically festive afternoon teas in London this year.

PANTOMIME: It's Christmas Eve... oh no it isn't... oh yes it is, etc etc. Panto season is in full swing by Christmas Eve, so whether you fancy taking the kids along to a classic version of Robin Hood or Snow White, seeing Cinderella with an Egyptian twist, or taking in a show that's strictly adults-only, brush up on where to see pantomime in London this year, and get booking for those coveted Christmas Eve tickets (note that most performances on 24 December are matinee, or even morning, rather than evening).

Get your skates on at Somerset House or one of London's other festive ice rinks. Image: Owen HarveyWINTER WONDERLAND: Hyde Park's Winter Wonderland is business as usual on Christmas Eve. The outdoor festival has a Christmas market where you can do your last bits of shopping, plus food and drink stalls, funfair rides, an ice skating rink and a circus. Just remember that you still need to prebook entry this year, and Christmas Eve tickets are likely to be snapped up fast. 10am-10pm (although may close earlier today).

DISNEY ON ICE: If, like us, Disney On Ice is an absolute staple of your festive season, book yourself into see it at The O2 on Christmas Eve. This year's theme is Dream Big — classic Disney — with old and new characters from Mickey to Moana played by incredibly talented figure skaters. 10.30am/2.30pm

WINTER MARKET: Last chance to do your Christmas shopping at this year's Winter Market at Southbank Centre. Wander among traditional wooden chalets selling gifts, food and drink under a fairy-lit canopy. Treat yourself to a hot chocolate or mulled wine from the pop-up bar as you shop — it's Christmas, after all. 11am-11pm (though likely to wind down earlier today).

Take a stroll through Southbank Centre's Winter Market. Image: India Roper-EvansCAROLS: It's the final day of Carols at the Hall, a programme of traditional and modern festive carols performed at the Royal Albert Hall, with audience members invited to join in. 11am/3pm

**CHRISTMAS FILMS:* Leicester Square's legendary Prince Charles Cinema has a few festive offerings on the bill today. Choose between It's A Wonderful Life *(12.30pm/5.45pm), The Muppet Christmas Carol sing along (12.15pm/3pm) or Home Alone (3.30pm).

*DICKENSIAN LONDON: Join Footprints of London guide David Charnick for a guided walk through the London of Charles Dickens, explored through the author's own words. Visit sites Dickens would have been familiar with, and hear his urban insights as you go. 2.30pm-4.30pm*

Immerse yourself in the Backyard Cinema experienceBACKYARD CINEMA: Tickets for Home Alone at Backyard Cinema on Christmas Eve have sold out, but at time of writing, you can still bag yourself a seat to the subtitled screening of It's A Wonderful Life. Enjoy the whole Backyard Cinema winter experience, including boarding a 1920s-style train carriage to the 'North Pole' and emerging into a world of twinkling stars and snow-topped pine trees — all without leaving Wandsworth. 4pm

SEE THE LIGHTS: Once it starts getting dark, why not take the opportunity to see London's many fantastic Christmas light displays? Wander through central London gazing up at angels, stars, mistletoe and more — twinkling in the urban heavens above you, or hop on a bus to get a closer look. If you're planning a hot chocolate or mulled wine pitstop, bear in mind that cafes and bars may close earlier than usual tonight.

LIGHT FESTIVALS: London's got many light festivals going on at this time of year — though some are sold out or don't open on Christmas Eve. These are your options for 24 December:

All the festive feels at Lightopia London ILLUMINATURE: A trail of nature themed sculptures aglow after dark, winding through the London Wetland Centre in Barnes. 4.30pm-7.30pm * CHRISTMAS AT KENWOOD: A family-friendly trail across a corner of Hampstead Heath, which has colourful illuminations and installations, including light projections, and things to look out for in the trees and overhead. 4.30pm-9pm * LIGHTOPIA: A trail of large-scale illuminated installations in Crystal Palace Park, including a light dragon who dramatically breathes 'fire'. New for this year is a 40m wide, 15m high illuminated water show over the lower lake, with giant festive images of Santa, Rudolf, Christmas tree and snowflakes projected onto it —sounds ideal for Christmas Eve. 5pm/6pm*

It's worth checking venue opening hours before you travel, as lots of places will close early today — and don't miss your last train home!

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Image: Hyde Park Winter WonderlandChristmas Eve is a funny one. There aren't too many one-off events happening in London, but if you've got all your shopping done and find yourself with a few hours to spare, there are still plenty of festive things to do — just bear in mind, places may well close earlier than normal.

ICE SKATING: What better way to start your Christmas than at one of London's seasonal ice skating rinks? Take to the ice in festive surroundings — Somerset House, Hampton Court Palace, Battersea Power Station... the list goes on. Most rinks have a café or bar nearby, where less adventurous family members can tuck into a hot chocolate or mulled wine and watch the action.

CHRISTMAS AFTERNOON TEA: Nothing says 'special occasion' like a fancy afternoon tea, and London is packed with festive/Christmas versions right now. You'll need to book ahead for a Christmas Eve slot — choose from our pick of fantastically festive afternoon teas in London this year.

PANTOMIME: It's Christmas Eve... oh no it isn't... oh yes it is, etc etc. Panto season is in full swing by Christmas Eve, so whether you fancy taking the kids along to a classic version of Robin Hood or Snow White, seeing Cinderella with an Egyptian twist, or taking in a show that's strictly adults-only, brush up on where to see pantomime in London this year, and get booking for those coveted Christmas Eve tickets (note that most performances on 24 December are matinee, or even morning, rather than evening).

Get your skates on at Somerset House or one of London's other festive ice rinks. Image: Owen HarveyWINTER WONDERLAND: Hyde Park's Winter Wonderland is business as usual on Christmas Eve. The outdoor festival has a Christmas market where you can do your last bits of shopping, plus food and drink stalls, funfair rides, an ice skating rink and a circus. Just remember that you still need to prebook entry this year, and Christmas Eve tickets are likely to be snapped up fast. 10am-10pm (although may close earlier today).

DISNEY ON ICE: If, like us, Disney On Ice is an absolute staple of your festive season, book yourself into see it at The O2 on Christmas Eve. This year's theme is Dream Big — classic Disney — with old and new characters from Mickey to Moana played by incredibly talented figure skaters. 10.30am/2.30pm

WINTER MARKET: Last chance to do your Christmas shopping at this year's Winter Market at Southbank Centre. Wander among traditional wooden chalets selling gifts, food and drink under a fairy-lit canopy. Treat yourself to a hot chocolate or mulled wine from the pop-up bar as you shop — it's Christmas, after all. 11am-11pm (though likely to wind down earlier today).

Take a stroll through Southbank Centre's Winter Market. Image: India Roper-EvansCAROLS: It's the final day of Carols at the Hall, a programme of traditional and modern festive carols performed at the Royal Albert Hall, with audience members invited to join in. 11am/3pm

**CHRISTMAS FILMS:* Leicester Square's legendary Prince Charles Cinema has a few festive offerings on the bill today. Choose between It's A Wonderful Life *(12.30pm/5.45pm), The Muppet Christmas Carol sing along (12.15pm/3pm) or Home Alone (3.30pm).

*DICKENSIAN LONDON: Join Footprints of London guide David Charnick for a guided walk through the London of Charles Dickens, explored through the author's own words. Visit sites Dickens would have been familiar with, and hear his urban insights as you go. 2.30pm-4.30pm*

Immerse yourself in the Backyard Cinema experienceBACKYARD CINEMA: Tickets for Home Alone at Backyard Cinema on Christmas Eve have sold out, but at time of writing, you can still bag yourself a seat to the subtitled screening of It's A Wonderful Life. Enjoy the whole Backyard Cinema winter experience, including boarding a 1920s-style train carriage to the 'North Pole' and emerging into a world of twinkling stars and snow-topped pine trees — all without leaving Wandsworth. 4pm

SEE THE LIGHTS: Once it starts getting dark, why not take the opportunity to see London's many fantastic Christmas light displays? Wander through central London gazing up at angels, stars, mistletoe and more — twinkling in the urban heavens above you, or hop on a bus to get a closer look. If you're planning a hot chocolate or mulled wine pitstop, bear in mind that cafes and bars may close earlier than usual tonight.

LIGHT FESTIVALS: London's got many light festivals going on at this time of year — though some are sold out or don't open on Christmas Eve. These are your options for 24 December:

All the festive feels at Lightopia London ILLUMINATURE: A trail of nature themed sculptures aglow after dark, winding through the London Wetland Centre in Barnes. 4.30pm-7.30pm * CHRISTMAS AT KENWOOD: A family-friendly trail across a corner of Hampstead Heath, which has colourful illuminations and installations, including light projections, and things to look out for in the trees and overhead. 4.30pm-9pm * LIGHTOPIA: A trail of large-scale illuminated installations in Crystal Palace Park, including a light dragon who dramatically breathes 'fire'. New for this year is a 40m wide, 15m high illuminated water show over the lower lake, with giant festive images of Santa, Rudolf, Christmas tree and snowflakes projected onto it —sounds ideal for Christmas Eve. 5pm/6pm*

It's worth checking venue opening hours before you travel, as lots of places will close early today — and don't miss your last train home!

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Check out the free entertainment at Christmas by the River1. Have a moment of reflection on the festive seasonChristmas can be the most wonderful time of year, but it can also be a bit of a struggle for some. If you're away from loved ones, have lost someone close, or are struggling with the costs of the festive season, you're not alone. Union Chapel in Islington hosts its first Blue Christmas service, an evening of music, poetry and meditation to mark the festive season, without the forced joviality that often accompanies such events. Union Chapel itself doubles up as a space for quiet reflection and contemplation for those who need it.

Free, 14 December.

  1. Witness a Miracle on Leake StreetHead to Leake Street tunnel, underneath Waterloo Station, on Thursday for free annual event, Miracle on Leake Street. The celebration of Christmas is open to everyone, and brings together local businesses for an evening of entertainment. Wander among fake 'snowfall', catch a cabaret performance, get your face painted, and watch a free screening of The Grinch. For a small donation, you can take part in a wreath-making workshop, and there are also food and drink stalls to keep you fed and watered.

Free, 15 December.

  1. Learn the origins of Lying-in-StateImage: LondonistUntil 'The Queue' became a thing, back in September, most of us had never given much thought to the idea of Lying-in-State. The last time it had happened was on the death of the Queen Mother in 2002, and that was nowhere near the scale we saw this year. Find out about the history of the Lying-in-State ceremony, from William Gladstone, through to Queen Elizabeth II at a free online talk by UK Parliament.

Free, 15 December.

  1. Soak up the atmosphere at Carols by CandlelightCelebrate Christmas at Union Chapel's Carols by Candlelight concert, which tells the story of the birth of Jesus in words, poetry and prayer. The Union Chapel Voices choir perform traditional carols and Gospel Christmas classics, with an opportunity for the audience to join in with some of them. It's free admission, and no bookings are taken, so we'd recommend getting there early to make sure you get in — and to give you time to admire the atmospheric building lit by candlelight.

Free, 18 December.

  1. Dance the afternoon away at a daytime raveHead to Southbank Centre on Sunday for a daytime rave. Music comes courtesy of DJs from Heart n Soul, a creative arts organisation which supports people with learning disabilities and autistic people. Bust out your best moves as they play their favourite tracks at this free party.

Free, 18 December.

  1. Seek out these advent windowsIf you go down to Greenwich this week, keep your eyes peeled for the Advent Windows, a tradition that's been going on in the area every December for 16 years. Every day a local house, business, school or pub reveals its own contribution to the advent calendar, with a display in one of its windows. Obviously, the longer you leave it, the more windows will have been revealed, so maybe bookmark this one for next week if you're a bit busy right now.

Free, until 24 December.

  1. Bid a fond farewell to Dippy© Trustees of the Natural History Museum, LondonTime's running out to see Dippy Returns, the Natural History Museum's free exhibition about the replica diplodocus skeleton's tour around the UK. It's only there until January, accompanied by a closer look at the UK's biodiversity.

Free, until 2 January.

  1. Watch Christmas films — for freeThe Polar Express and Santa Claus: The Movie are on the free film screenings schedule at Christmas by the River this week. The whole site is free to visit, with a traditional Christmas market to wander through, food and drink stalls, and choir performances (Saturday this week) in addition to those film screenings.

Free, until 2 January.

  1. Bask in London's festive glowImage: LondonistAngels on Regent Street, stars on Oxford Street, and jewels on Bond Street. London's Christmas lights are looking fantastic this year, so why not take some time out to see them? They're free to view, and you can hit quite a few of them in one festive walk (comfy shoes!) — or else hop on a bus and get a closer look from the top deck. Read our guide to when, where and how to see London's Christmas lights for full details.

Free, or the cost of a bus ride, until January.


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There are severe delays on various tube services. Image: iStock/kev303Unless you live in a windowless house, you'll probably have noticed it's been snowing in London — that icy double-edged sword which makes everything look dreamy, while causing general havoc with your plans, and possibly leaving you with an excitable child or two in the house on a work day.

Travel disruption

Please can someone update us as to how long we will be stuck? I am low petrol now and can’t heat the car and I have a child. This is really scary. Never seen anything like this and Iv not seen any emergency services. #m25 #news #bbcnews #snow pic.twitter.com/Xa9goIiZ6o

— Micheala Cronin (@MichealaCronin) December 11, 2022

As you'd expect, not everything is hunky dory in the world of transport today. There are severe delays on many tube and Overground lines "due to track faults caused by heavy snow and ice." Some bus routes are affected too (check out TfL's live bus arrival times), as are various mainline trains, including the Gatwick Express, Thameslink and Southern services — expected to be disrupted until 3pm this afternoon.

Social media's been awash with reports of ungritted sections of road on the M25, with crashes, and motorists stuck in their cars for a number of hours. The latest update is that the section between junctions 23 and 25 has now reopened — but it goes without saying that you shouldn't be driving out there today unless utterly necessary.

Flights at London's airports are being affected too, with various delays and cancellations, due to unsafe conditions. Check with the airport/airline to see what's what.

As far as we know, most of London's major museums, galleries and shops remain open.

Snow fun!

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Of course, snow in the capital means a flurry of gorgeous pics and vids of the city blanketed in white. Here's a small snowy selection:

London and Big Ben under the snow tonight. Just beautiful ❄️ pic.twitter.com/wbDMxMuKDo

— Joyce Karam (@Joyce_Karam) December 11, 2022

Running in the snow? ⛄️

Here are some strategies from @RunnersWorld to help you make sure your winter running is safe and enjoyable. #LondonMarathon

— TCS London Marathon (@LondonMarathon) December 12, 2022

London has no business being this good in the snow #uksnow pic.twitter.com/5atIAdOZ5a

— Sophie Thompson (@sophxthompson) December 11, 2022

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Shook the #London snow globe! ❄️🌍🎄 pic.twitter.com/lZzjbAEZwV

— Sophie Ross (@sophierossuk) December 11, 2022

London snow ❄️ pic.twitter.com/nCacafUuOq

— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) December 11, 2022

Obligatory "London has snow!" pic. What a magical start of the week 🤩 pic.twitter.com/wOBK9jIT7g

— Jennifer Huygen (@JennHuygen) December 12, 2022

The Tower of London in the snow, yes we have had snow over night 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/YcdeRPqKcD

— A Beautiful Culture (@ABeautifulCult1) December 12, 2022

And here's a video of London's resident bushy-tails frolicking about. Play it while listening to this dainty Belle and Sebastian track:

Foxes playing in the snow in London! 💞❤️❤️❤️🥰 #londonsnow pic.twitter.com/6Kn6CeVd3u

— Chloe (@paintingsbycm) December 11, 2022

Warm banksImage: iStock/Alina RosanovaThe icy weather is certainly not good news for the many people unable to deal with spiralling energy bills. Help is at hand in many of London's boroughs, though, where warm banks have been set up — read our guide.

Vintage pics of London in the snowTrafalgar Square, 1947. Alamy / PA/PA Archive/PA ImagesWhy not make yourself a hot chocolate and peruse these vintage snaps of London in wintry conditions, featuring snowball fights in Trafalgar Square, and an elephant helping to shovel snow at London Zoo.

Snow bingo!We created this a few years ago, but this game of snow bingo is as evergreen as a pine tree:

Daily Express SNOW Headlines of DOOMLately we've been tracking the Express's ceaseless prophecies of snowmageddon. Their journalists (do we call them that?) will be cock-a-hoop that it's actually gone and ruddy snowed today — although would you classify this as a SNOW BOMB, BLITZ, BATTERING... or a MILDY DISRUPTIVE SCATTERING OF LIGHT SNOW?

The coldest it's ever been in London?It sure is chilly out, but it's not the coldest London's ever been. We wrote an article about that a while ago.

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Top-notch cycling infrastructure, fantastic independent businesses, excellent transport links and beautiful open spaces right on your doorstep: Walthamstow has so much to offer when it comes to choosing where to live in London.

It was named last year by The Times as one of the best places to live in London, and the north-east London borough of Waltham Forest has received £30m to fund a Mini Holland cycling programme. The scheme will radically improve the borough’s cycling infrastructure and increase the number of local people choosing to cycle.

Property developer L&Q teamed up with local blogger and resident @poppyloveslondon for a cycle tour of Walthamstow. The tour highlighted just how easy it is to get around the area by bike. It also uncovered some of the fantastic businesses who can help you do so — like Cycle Spirit, a bike shop and repair workshop. Your ride can be fuelled by highly-recommended local businesses such as independent coffee shop The Curious Goat, bakery Today Bread, and deli/cafe St J's Cafe.

Cycle Spirit will soon have you out and about on two wheelsWalthamstow is also home to some wonderful eating destinations, including the tasty collection at CRATE St James Street — but if you're more into whipping up a feast at home than eating out, organic shop Olive & Thyme is a great place to stock up.

That's foodies sorted, but there's much more to Walthamstow. For a dose of culture, head to the William Morris Gallery, located in the artist's former family home, then step outside to the greenery of Lloyd Park. Lot One Ten Antiques is just a block away. It sells antiques, collectibles, and vintage and retro homewares — ideal for kitting out your new abode if you take the plunge and move to the area.

Walthamstow also has fantastic transport links, with Walthamstow Central, St James Street and Walthamstow Queen's Road stations offering easy access to the Victoria line and London Overground, and direct access into central London. From Walthamstow Central you can be at Oxford Circus in just 21 minutes, and the London Overground will whizz you from St James Street to Liverpool Street in just 20 minutes.

If you're considering laying down roots in E17, L&Q is currently offering one-, two- and three-bedroom apartments across two developments in Walthamstow: The Chain and L&Q at Blackhorse View. New homes at both developments are available through Shared Ownership. It's an easier way to get your foot on the property ladder in one of the most happening parts of town.

Let's take a look at what each of these new developments has to offer you.

The ChainA collection of one-, two- and three-bedroom contemporary apartments (think video door entry system and bespoke mirrored wardrobes, as well as an on-site concierge) centred around communal gardens, available via Shared Ownership or outright sale. The focus is on sustainable living, and The Chain aims to be a virtually car-free development. It offers residents safe and secure bike storage, and a three-year complimentary membership to Zipcar for those occasional times when you do need four wheels.

You'll find The Chain just around the corner from St James Street station on the Overground, which offers direct services into Liverpool Street. The area boasts plenty of shops, restaurants and cafes within walking distance of your new home. It's located right by the new cycle routes, too.

Deposits start from £5,813. Current Shared Ownership prices start from £116,250 for a 25% share of a two-bedroom apartment (FMV: £465,000).

L&Q at Blackhorse ViewLocated opposite Blackhorse Road tube station on the Victoria line, L&Q at Blackhorse View is a collection of 108 one- and two-bedroom Shared Ownership apartments, each with their own private balcony or terrace. Enjoy communal landscaped gardens, with Walthamstow Wetlands just a short walk away. Rooftop solar panels help to reduce carbon emissions.

L&Q at Blackhorse View is located within the wider Blackhorse Lane regeneration area, which includes plenty of new retail and commercial spaces. Expect to see exciting new businesses move into the area.

Deposits start from £4,531. Current Shared Ownership prices start from £90,625 for a 25% share of a one-bedroom Shared Ownership apartment (FMV: £362,500).

Both of these brand new L&Q developments are located close to the cycle routes being delivered as part of the Waltham Forest Mini Holland scheme. This programme is transforming Waltham Forest into a cycling-friendly area with Dutch-style infrastructure, making it easy for you to ditch the car and get around on two wheels. They also offer easy access to those three main train stations — Walthamstow Central, St James Street and Walthamstow Queen's Road — for an easy commute.

A cheaper and healthier commute, excellent transport links for heading further afield, and stylish apartments designed for 21st century living — what's not to love about Walthamstow?

Find out more about available properties at The Chain and L&Q at Blackhorse View.

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All weekendHampton Court Palace is one of your options for festive ice skating. Photo: LondonistSTRIKES: At time of writing, the RMT Union has a 48-hour strike planned for Friday 16 and Saturday 17 December, meaning there could be significant disruption to transport services on these days. Check with individual operators for specific details.

MUSEUM OF THE MOON: Luke Jerram's artwork Museum of the Moon is on display in the Painted Hall at Old Royal Naval College. It's a large-scale installation, suspended from the ceiling and using NASA imagery to depict the surface of the moon. 13 December-5 February

*A PISSEDMAS CAROL: The casts of Sh!t-Faced Showtime and Sh!t-Faced Shakespeare team up for a well-oiled interpretation of A Christmas Carol at Leicester Square Theatre. It's Dickens' classic festive tale, interspersed with new songs, and with one drunk member of the cast thrown in, just to keep things interesting. 15 December-7 January*

There's a treat for wine lovers on SaturdayFESTIVE CIRCUS: What better finale to Lewisham's year as Borough of Culture than a 5-star circus? London's very own Revel Puck Circus presents The Wing Scuffle Spectacular in the beautiful Beckenham Place Park, as part of LIT! Festival. This is a high-skill acrobatics show with real edge. A festive yet nail-biting alternative to the panto! 15 December to 8 January 2023 (sponsor)

**THE LOST RHINO:* The Natural History Museum opens a new exhibition, The Lost Rhino, centred around a video installation by artist Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg of a digitally recreated, life-sized northern white rhino — a subspecies that's nearly extinct. From 16 December***

*HACKNEY FLEA-MAS MARKET:* Get your last-minute Christmas shopping done at Hackney Flea-Mas Market in Abney Public Hall. The vintage market has 30 specially selected traders, selling 20th century furniture, records, homewares and more, making it an ideal place to pick up a gift for anyone keen on sustainability — or just treat yourself. *17-18 December*

Having a flashback? Head to the Museum of Brands to reacquaint yourself with more Christmas bestsellers through the years*CHRISTMAS BALLET:* Mycenae House in Blackheath puts on A Christmas Wish — a family-friendly ballet, sprinkled with festive enchantment, in a magical tale of love and friendship. *11am and 1pm, 17 and 18 December*

*CHRISTMAS BESTSELLERS:* Up for a dose of festive nostalgia? Head to the Museum of Brands in Ladbroke Grove for its Christmas Bestsellers exhibition, which has popular Christmas toys from decades past on display — think Barbie, Star Wars merch, tamagotchis and more. Yep, the toys you once unwrapped on Christmas Day are now museum exhibits. *Until 6 January*

*FESTIVE FUN:* You may have noticed, it's almost Christmas and London is embracing it HARD. You can find all of our information on the festive season here, but we've selected some of the highlights, below, to help you plan your last full weekend before the big day:

*ICE SKATING:* A favourite thing to do in London at Christmas is taking to the ice at one of London's pop-up winter ice rinks. You don't have to be the next Torvil or Dean, just wrap up, strap on some skates, and see how far you get. Venues this year include Hampton Court Palace, Somerset House and Battersea Power Station, and most of them have cafes or bars alongside them so you can warm up with a hot chocolate or mulled wine afterwards.

For festive drinks, you can't go wrong with Miracle at Henrietta*CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:* By foot or on a bus, why not take some time out to view London's famous Christmas lights. We've been treated to angels, stars and jewels this year — and that's just in the West End. Read our guide to seeing London's Christmas lights for all you need to know.

*PANTO:* It's panto season (Oh no it isn't, oh yes it is, etc etc...) and London's full of them. Pick your perfect panto in London this year with our guide.

*AFTERNOON TEA:* Feeling fancy? Treat yourself to one of London's most festive afternoon teas — they're being served up at hotels and restaurants across the capital, with a Christmas twist on the traditional sandwiches, scones and pastries set up.

*FESTIVE DRINKING:* Warm your cockles at London's winter drinking pop-ups and cosy bars. They include the Christmassiest bar you'll ever drink in, apres-ski themed drinking dens, and those igloos.

Saturday 17 DecemberGet your last-minute shopping done at Wembley Park Festive MarketFESTIVE MARKET: Still got some Christmas shopping to do, but can't face the high street? Wembley Park's final Festive Market is on today, with stalls selling handmade jewellery, vintage goods from a Portobello Vintage Market pop-up, homewares, skincare, clothing and more. FREE ENTRY, 10am-5pm

CHRISTMAS BEER FESTIVAL: Head to Tobacco Dock for the second (and final) day of The London Christmas Beer Festival, a chance to choose from and sample hundreds of beers from 50 UK breweries. There's also food from the likes of 10 Greek Street and Tendril, plus DJs and live music from Natural Voices Choir and Pantonic Steel Orchestra. 11.30am/6pm

WINE GARAGE SALE: Specialist Cellars wine merchants in Pop Brixton hosts its annual Wine Garage Sale, bringing together over 60 premium New Zealand, Australian and South African wines. Stock up your Christmas stash, grab a gift for the wine-lover in your life, and sample an extensive selection of vinos. 12pm-4pm

Tuck into afternoon tea while being serenaded by carol singersCAROLS AND AFTERNOON TEA: Tuck into a festive take on the Confectioner's Afternoon Tea in the opulent surrounds of 116 Pall Mall, featuring a selection of Christmas-themed sweets and savouries. While you tuck in, enjoy the sounds of Christmas carollers performing live. 2pm-4pm

DIE HARD: Yippee Ki-Yay! The Enchanted Forest cinema pop-up at Greenwich Peninsula is screening Die Hard this afternoon. (And if that's a tad violent for you/the kids, they're also showing Miracle on 34th Street earlier on in the day at 1pm). 4pm

ICE HOCKEY: Watch home team The Haringey Huskies take on the Chelmsford Warriors in this week's ice hockey match at Alexandra Palace. 5pm

Catch Joel Kim Booster at Soho Theatre*JOEL KIM BOOSTER: Last chance to catch Los Angeles-based stand-up comedian, writer, and actor Joel Kim Booster at Soho Theatre. You might recognise him from Fire Island, PsychoSexual, Curb Your Enthusiasm, or Shrill — quite the CV. 7.30pm/11pm*

NOT FKIN' SORRY: Not Your Circus Dog, a collective of learning disabled and neurodivergent performers, is at Southbank Centre for Not Fckin' Sorry, a cabaret show featuring lip syncs, dancing and stories. 8pm

FROMAGE ON ICE: Take to the ice at Alexandra Palace for the Fromage on Ice Christmas special. Skate the night away to pop tunes and cheesy festive hits, with plenty of sing-along opportunities. 9pm-11pm

Sunday 18 DecemberSee Luke Jerram's Museum of the Moon at Old Royal Naval CollegeWORLD CUP FINAL: At time of writing, the teams in the World Cup Final are still to be decided, so we don't know exactly which venues will be screening that match. However, check with the London venues which screened the earlier stages of the tournament, as most, if not all, will be showing the final.

CHRISTMAS MARKET: Today's the last Sunday to catch a Christmas market at Brixton Village; in partnership with Black Eats LDN, it's showcasing Black-owned restaurants, businesses and small artisan producers. 12pm-7pm

BIG FIRKIN BAND: Lewisham pub The Fox & Firkin's very own bespoke big band — a collective of local professional jazz musicians — take to the stage for a family-friendly live show. They aren't joking about the 'big' bit — it's a 17-piece band! FREE ENTRY, 3.30pm-6pm

DAYTIME RAVE: Head to Southbank Centre for a daytime rave. Music comes courtesy of DJs from Heart n Soul, a creative arts organisation which supports people with learning disabilities and autistic people. Bust out your best moves as they play their favourite tracks at the free party. FREE, 4pm

Bag a bargain or two at Hackney Flea-Mas Market, open all weekendCAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT: Union Chapel's Christmas Carol Service tells the story of the birth of Jesus in words, poetry and prayer, with a mix of traditional carols and gospel Christmas classics by the Union Chapel Voices choir. It all takes place by candlelight, making an already atmospheric venue even more special. FREE, 6pm

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE: What do you mean you haven't watched It's a Wonderful Life yet this year? Better get yourself to the BFI, where they're screening the festive Frank Capra masterpiece this evening. Merry Christmas you wonderful old Building and Loan! 6.10pm

YOUTH ORCHESTRA: The Grand Union Orchestra, which specialises in cross-cultural music by musicians and singers born or brought up in all major musical traditions worldwide, showcases its youth branch. Head to Rich Mix in Shoreditch for the Grand Union Youth Orchestra Winter Concert. FREE, 6.30pm

TOM SEALS: Jazz pianist Tom Seals has been praised by Tom Jones, no less, as sounding like Little Richard. Seals is on the ivories tonight, accompanied by his band, for what'll be a stupendous night of tunes at Ronnie Scott's. Doors 6.30pm

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"After emerging from the lockdowns, I made it a personal goal to explore this scene". Image: iStock/Eduardo RibasQueer and sex-positive communities have always been a big part of London’s social scene, and many new groups and events have popped up in the last few years.

After emerging from the lockdowns, I made it a personal goal to explore this scene, trying to find a community I could relate to and feel celebrated and safe in, but also have a good old-fashioned good time. In many ways, it was a complicated time to be starting on such a mission: many venues had closed during the pandemic, but there was also a significant emergence of new events, starting in the fresh, post-Covid climate. I imagine many of the new organisers, like me, had developed a strong community-seeking impulse over the long period of social isolation, and were proactive in taking matters into their own hands.

One of the first events that I tried out was Crossbreed, which — despite having been founded in 2019 — really started to take off as restrictions started to lift. Initially hosted in various clubs throughout London, they eventually took on a permanent venue, and upped their frequency from monthly to weekly. Crossbreed was a queer, sex-positive rave, with a dance floor and a play space. If you haven't heard this story before, you might already be taking note of the past tense here. Put a pin in that, for now.

Rosen Pitman-Wallace only had positive experiences at Crossbreed, but not everyone did.According to one attendee I spoke to about it, Crossbreed was "body-positive, inclusive, and more trans-friendly than most places". That description resonates with me, and I only had good experiences with the event (I suppose I should feel lucky, but again, we'll come to that). One thing that particular stood out about Crossbreed was how big it was, and how many people attended. There was something special about a space on that scale which tried to centre queer people and queer pleasure. Many people found what they wanted there, I even knew some who attended weekly, every Sunday, like their own queer church service. The weekly schedule was pretty unique too: a lot of similar events only run monthly, or bi-monthly, or even less — and knowing this space existed every weekend meant something for a lot of people, myself included.

"Too good to be true""One person I spoke to even said that they weren't entirely surprised by what happened ". Image: iStock/Biserka StojanovicSo, back to the past tense: after three years (including a period of online only parties during lockdowns), Crossbreed's founder resigned in mid-November, and it was recently confirmed that the remaining team wouldn't continue running the event without him. This occurred after a variety of allegations, many of the most serious surrounding the aforementioned founder Alex Warren (a.k.a. Kiwi), were shared by an anonymous Instagram account. I witnessed an outpouring of grief from the community, and I felt a real sense of disappointment.

While the scale of Crossbreed's rise and the suddenness of its fall might be unique, for many people in the scene the disappointment it provokes is all too familiar. One person I spoke to even said that they weren't entirely surprised by what happened because the event "seemed too good to be true". Sadly, there are a lot of similar, smaller scale stories like this one. An unrelated party, specifically geared towards lesbian pet-players, was mentioned by a couple of my sources and shut down earlier this year due to abuse by one of its founders coming to light. Some of the largest parties in the London kink scene still go on despite a low hum of allegations that has followed them for years. In other cases, the disappointment doesn't rise to the level of abuse, but might be a micro-aggression or even just a less than welcoming vibe. Speaking for myself, at one queer-women's focused event I got hassled by a group of women asking about my gender presentation, and whether I was "transitioning to a man". Meanwhile, one of my interviewees described a different LGBTQ+ kink event as "not overtly racist…but certainly not welcoming".

These experiences might not be universal, but they're certainly pervasive.

"It's complicated to love something that'll probably hurt you again""Just being surrounded by the sight and sound and smell of other queer people, queer bodies, is meaningful." Image: iStock/Craig StrachanSo why do we keep returning to these spaces, when so many have disappointed us? In fact, we don’t just return to them, we fight for them. Earlier this year, London's kink community came together to show solidarity with Klub Verboten after they were threatened with shutdown by Tower Hamlets council. I think the answer lies in the very impulse that propelled me out of lockdown and into them in the first place. As one of my interviewees told me, queer people "need each other". Just being surrounded by the sight and sound and smell of other queer people, queer bodies, is meaningful, especially when so many of us have at one time or another felt like we might be the only freak like us in the whole world. For my own part, the rare places where I can be my full queer self in its weird, unpalatable messiness are precious, and I'm grateful for them.

It's not an easy time to be a queer or trans person, and the spaces, or just nights that allow us to 'let loose' as one of my sources put it, are vital. No wonder we fight to protect them.

Of course, it's complicated to love something and know that it'll probably hurt you again. But community is, as one scenester told me, "a love/hate thing". We need better spaces, but we definitely need spaces. It's often easier to demolish than to rebuild, but I hope in the wake of Crossbreed's decline, we can find ways to come back together, and give community-building another go — even if we know it might fail us again.

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A good one for bakersEver made a joke about Cheapside or Little Britain? As this 200-year-old article shows, you're not the first.

"Mr Editor — I beg to offer to your notice... a plan for the classification of the tradespeople of London..."

So opens a letter to the editor of the Quizzical Gazette of 27 August 1831. The correspondent's wheeze is to place various tradespeople on streets with the most appropriate name. So, bakers should open premises on Doughty Street, Millman Street, Bread Street or Baker Street. Soldiers should lodge on Artillery Lane or Cannon Street.

The writer seems not to realise that this is how many of the streets got their names in the first place. Bread Street was indeed the home of medieval bakers, Milk Street for dairy sales. And so on.

But no matter. It's still fascinating to see someone from two centuries thinking about local street names in this way.

Who would you recommend moves here?Some of the allocations are ingenious. Children could be housed on Minories, butchers on Lambeth Cut, dandies on Bow Street and gardeners on Grafton Street.

Many of the entries take a bit of thought. Why might a doctor practice from Long Acre... oh, hang on, yeah! Undertakers on Pall Mall? Ah yes, pallbearers.

Others require a bit of historical insight. Why would a maker of blacking (shoe polish) trade from Warren Street? Warren's was the leading brand of blacking in the early 19th century, and a household name. It's remembered today as the factory in which a 12-year-old Charles Dickens was sent to work in the 1820s. Turnmill Street, meanwhile, is listed as a haunt of thieves not for any flourish of wordplay, but presumably because it was indeed a notorious haunt of thieves.

Recommended for horse dealersStill others elude me. Why put gamblers on Windmill Street? Dandies in Euston Square? Or carpenters on Goodge Street? I think we can all agree that MPs belong on Rotten Row, however.

Absolutely no satirical mileage in this signThe short-lived Quizzical Gazette was a remarkable publication for its time, packed with wit and observation. It hoped to "in a good humoured way... make men laugh at their own pleasant errors".

According to an appeal for submissions, the periodical wanted "Bon mots, Repartees, Double Intendres [sic], Innuendos, Puns, Jokes, Comical Ideas, &c., &c." Sadly, not all the content lived up to the quality of the trade-street list. Among its pages we also found this, which we believe to be the worst joke ever written:

The Quizzical Gazette issue 1 can be read in full on Google Books. My thanks to Lee Jackson of victorianlondon.org for the tip-off. Photos by the author.

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Click or tap for larger versionWarren Street smells of "sooty milk" while Lambeth North conjures "extreme mouse", according to our new chart of tube station aromas.

Ever noticed how certain tube stations have a bit of a pong about them? Bakerloo stations always have a mousey aroma. Jubilee extension stops are more metallic of odour than older stations on the line. One often encounters the whiff of potato, as though Transport for London has secret subterranean spud farms dotted throughout their network.

We thought it was high time someone got out there and attempted to map the olfactory landscape. The graphic above shows our discoveries at 62 central London tube stations. It should go without saying that all of this is highly subjective, but we'd like to think that everyone will find a few of these descriptions familiar.

Three years in the makingWe began this ridiculous task back in 2019. Little did we know that revealing one's respiratory holes in a tube station would soon become illegal. Only in late 2022, with the coronavirus risk much reduced, have we returned to our olfactory investigations.

Notes for pedantsYou probably have a few questions by now. Here are some answers.

But... but... surely the smell will vary depending where in a station you stand? Absolutely. Don't care. It's a piece of fun and not a scientifically rigorous study.

Some of the stations smell like food because it's wafting in from a cafe upstairs. Isn't that cheating? No. There are no rules.

I don't like the way you've shown Paddington as two separate stations! Sucks to be you.

You have too much time on your hands, don't you? No. Too busy sniffing tube stations.

Got your own thoughts on tube station smells? Leave a comment below, or email matt@londonist.com.

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This is a sponsored article on behalf of Wembley Park.

Celestial artworks, barbershop quartets, thousands of rainbow-hued LED lights... Wembley Park's looking (and sounding!) exceedingly cheerful right now!

There's so much more to this vibrant northwest London neighbourhood than its famous stadium, and there's never been a better time to visit than this winter — whether you want to shop, dine, drink, explore, or just soak up the festive vibes.

Fancy a free culture fix? Head down to the stunning Wembley Park Sound Shell on Saturday 17 and Sunday 18 December for an eclectic array of live performances.

This new Flanagan Lawrence-designed outdoor bandstand has been given a festive makeover courtesy of Brent resident Yoni Alter, with thousands of LEDs added to create a kaleidoscopic light sculpture. It's playing host to talented soloists, musical groups, and community choirs every weekend until Christmas.

Throughout December, there are also free festive film screenings suitable for the whole family, a Christmassy jazz club at BOXPARK Wembley, and free comedy.

Plus, Broadway smash hit Disney's Newsies is now playing at the Troubadour Wembley Park Theatre, with dates extended till April (so no sweat if you can't make it this side of Christmas).

Still got some Christmas shopping to do? Visit Wembley Park on Saturday 17 December, 10am-5pm, for the last of its Festive Markets. Here, you'll find all sorts of unique treasures across 25 stalls, including handmade jewellery, pre-loved goods courtesy of Portobello Vintage Market pop-up, Jesmonite homeware, and premium skincare, clothing and candles.

If you can't make that date, don't fret: more glorious gifts are waiting to be discovered at London Designer Outlet. This shoppers' paradise, which has been all decked out for Christmas, is chock-full of iconic brands like adidas, Nike, Superdry, and Levi's — all available for up to 85% off the RRP.

London Designer Outlet is also home to several casual dining favourites, so you can easily refuel in between all that bargain-hunting.

Speaking of food, it's well worth checking out Wembley Park's collection of independent restaurants, which are currently offering some mouthwatering seasonal specials.

Masalchi, a gem of an Indian restaurant by twice Michelin-starred chef Atul Kochhar, boasts a particularly appetising festive lunch menu, culminating in an indulgent date pudding with salted caramel sauce. Don't mind if we do.

Why not follow up your festive feast with a digestion-aiding wander around the neighbourhood? The glorious Wembley Park Art Trail features some wintry new additions, including A Guiding Light, which flanks Olympic Way with banners representing phases of the sun and moon, and showcases recent images of outer space from the James Webb Space Telescope.

You'll also find festive new illustrations by Running for Crayons on the Spanish Steps and unusual phoneboxes by Molly McGrath, alongside older favourites like Jason Bruges' stunning Shadow Wall.

Just in case the art trail doesn't generate enough premium social media content for you (trust us, you'll want to bring a fully-charged phone), there are also four winter-themed selfie spots. Round off your visit by striking a pose at the winter walkway, Christmas gift box, red star seat, or ski lift bench.

Whether you're an Instagram addict, a foodie, a discerning shopper, or a frazzled parent looking for something to keep the kids occupied (we didn't even mention the all-weather play park onsite!), Wembley Park has it covered. Off you go, then!

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Ted Lasso star Nick Mohammed's A Christmas Carol will have the classicists spitting their Smoking Bishop across the room. The London stage is more crowded with bah-humbugging Ebenezers this time of year than Oxford Street is with weary shoppers. So how the Dickens do you make your haunted pennypincher stand out from the others?

One way to do it is to turn Scrooge into Santa — not just any old Santa either — one as played by the tirelessly lazy, squeaky-voiced Nick Mohammed creation, Mr Swallow.

A generous glug of panto, a dash of cruise ship chintz, and a garnish of abracadabra are swirled into this potent festive punch, as the hapless Swallow-Santa struggles to redeem himself on stage ("I can't do that, there might be kids watching!"). Mohammed has that rare quality of making you giggle just by rattling out a line like "Oh my god!" or even an Alastair Sim-esque "Spirit!". He's abetted by trusty sidekicks Kieran Hodgson (who almost steals the show with a rendition of 'Stille Nacht') and David Elms, stoically playing all four spirits, eye-rolling their way in turn towards the daredevil finale we've come to expect from a Swallow production.

Sarah Hadland (who you'll recognise from Miranda or otherwise Horrible Histories) sprinkles the place with corny glitz in the guise of Rochelle — understudy to the understudy to the understudy for every Lloyd Webber musical going — and lays on the night's barmiest moment, belting out a Bernard Matthews-flavoured power ballad, a la Bonnie Tyler. The best cameo of all, though, is the Voice of God; let's just say Mohammed — who reached starry acclaim in footie sitcom Ted Lasso — has been flicking through his Hollywood Rolodex.

It all boils up into a riotous, at times utterly bewildering, riff on A Christmas Carol — one that'll have the classicists spitting out their Smoking Bishop across the room. And why not. After all, as Mr Swallow reminds us, "They let Michael Caine do it with a frog and a pig."

A Christmas Carol-ish, Soho Theatre, until 23 December

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Image: The ToddlerLabWe visit ToddlerLab, a London research centre that uses virtual reality to unlock the secrets of the infant mind.

NEW JOB OPPORTUNITY - Does this sound like you?

Birkbeck University in central London is looking for its next cutting-edge scientist. No experience necessary, and no qualifications required. Full ‘on the job training’. The role includes plenty of time to explore your own interests with our new and exciting equipment, in an extremely low pressure, relaxed setting.

Oh... and you must be between 2 and 4 years old.

Wait? What? You want toddlers to make scientific breakthroughs?

What's going on inside a toddler's mind?Not your average laboratory kitToddlers are known for their very strong feelings over exactly which cup they want their drink in, blossoming independence, and infectious energy levels. Rarely do they impress us with their scientific methodology. However, the world’s first dedicated ToddlerLab is putting nippers front and centre of neuroscientific discovery.

Researchers at the ToddlerLab are interested in the development of the brain in childhood. Topics of interest include the onset of empathy and impulse control. Previous studies have also uncovered the mixed positive and negative effects of touchscreen devices in toddlerhood, how infants process language and whether pre-schoolers can follow instructions whilst maintaining focus on an end goal (in this case building a Duplo house). Volunteer families register here even before the birth of a child, which gives the lab a unique ability to monitor the development of neurotypical as well as neurodivergent children over a prolonged period of time.

Toys lurk in every cornerHoused in an unassuming modern terraced building in central Bloomsbury, you would be forgiven for walking straight past ToddlerLab. However, take a step inside and you'll find yourself in a multistorey childhood heaven with a scientific twist. This is a unique laboratory. It's less about lab coats, Bunsen burners and safety specs, and more Duplo, Paw Patrol and crayons. Researchers here are delving into the brains of these mini-scientists to find out what every parent since the dawn of time has wondered: “What on earth is going on inside that brain of yours?”

Inside the ToddlerLabEach floor creates a different reality. The preschool lab recreates a typical classroom setting with tiny tables and chairs. The home lab is a comfy and welcoming living room with sofas, toys and a wall-mounted TV. The nap lab, meanwhile, offers a cozy environment that even the most sleep-resistant baby couldn’t resist.

Children are at the centre of everything the team here do, so creating a “home from home”, with comfortable and familiar environments for both parent and children is of paramount importance to enable study of naturalistic behaviours. However, despite all the effort put into the experimental spaces, Baby and ToddlerLab manager Tamsin Osborne notes that the children often get most excited about the tiny preschooler sized toilets, much to the amusement of parents!

The home roomAlthough each room is designed to look familiar and comforting, gaze upwards and you experience a bit of a Truman Show moment. The rooms are replete with motion trackers, cameras and speakers, all carefully strung from the walls and ceiling. Children are asked to wear various devices, such as ‘magic’ gloves, hats, bags and glasses. These devices monitor key biometrics such as heart and breathing rate. One particularly clever bit of wearable technology monitors the blood flow to specific areas of the brain. So-called functional near infrared spectroscopy (fNIRS) works by shining IR light into the brain; the levels reflected back depend on the amount of oxygenated blood in that region. This helps the researchers determine what part of the brain is being used for any given task.

Carefully designed equipmentAlthough such kit might look daunting, months and even years of research has gone into the design and specialist manufacturer of these devices, to ensure they are as comfortable as possible for the children to wear. Senior Research Laboratory Developer Dr Paola Pinti reminds us that “children aren’t just small adults”. Designing a piece of wearable tech for a child isn't just about scaling down the adult size – comfort, weight and ability to adjust are also important.

Virtual reality experimentsImage: The ToddlerLabDr Pinti’s lockdown project was to design and make specialist 3D glasses, complete with eye tracking technology for use within ToddlerLab's groundbreaking virtual reality space, known as the CAVE. Six projectors create a seamless surround display (including underfoot). The children become fully immersed in the 3-D virtual landscape. Place the 3D glasses on, and they're transported to the playpark of their dreams, at the foot of a beautiful mountainscape.

The world's only virtual reality laboratory for childrenIn the centre of the screen is a little cartoon elephant, blowing coloured bubbles from its trunk. Motion tracker gloves facilitate interaction with the virtual environment, allowing the bubbles to be popped with a simple and natural swipe of the hand. The game is infectious, calming and smile-inducing. Its real purpose, however, is to unlock our understanding of the development of impulse control. Children instinctively take to this novel technology like ducks to water, with little to no understanding of the pioneering work in which they are participating.

Using the facilities and expertise at the ToddlerLab, researcher Dr Liam Collins-Jones is developing a “new tool to look at brain development in neurodiverse conditions”, using light. Currently being tested on babies, he is looking at differences in the interplay between multiple areas of the brain as children interact with social (e.g. someone singing a nursery rhyme) and non-social (e.g. moving a toy) stimuli. He eventually believes that the technology can be modified for use in older children and once validated will possibly become a complementary monitoring technique for use within the naturalistic environment at the ToddlerLab.

How do I get involved?The name ToddlerLab is actually a bit narrow for what goes on here. Yes, it's a hub of world-leading pioneers in toddler developmental research, but the team also facilitate studies from newborns all the way to 18-year-olds. Teenagers were a particular focus during virtual lockdown studies.

The lab has a database of approximately 5,500 children from newborn to 18 years old. All families are volunteers, and the vast majority come from personal recommendations, after a parent shares their positive experience with friends. Once on the database, parents will receive email notification of studies relevant to the age range of their children, and it is up to them whether they choose to participate.

Maybe your little Einstein will get their first taste of science at the ToddlerLab?

To register your child as a potential participant at the ToddlerLab, simply fill in their online form, or head to their website for alternative ways to get in touch.

Images by the author, unless specified.

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It's a Christmas tradition, here at Londonist, to maintain a chronicle of Daily Express weather warnings. (We say annual tradition... We've only done it once before, but hyperbole is very much the name of the game here, as we shall see.)

As the month goes on, the self-styled "newspaper" takes on an ever-more APOCALYPTIC approach to its weather features. Words such as BATTERED, CRIPPLED, BLITZ and BRUTAL are increasingly deployed in terrifying capital letters. December in Daily Express Land is always just days away from a SNOW BOMB or SHOCK BLIZZARD.

The winter of 2022 is going to be a difficult one for many, and the cold weather is a serious danger in these times of exceptionally high energy bills. Even so, the language used in these icy missives of doom is quite something to behold.

28 NovemberThe road to the inevitable Daily Express White Christmas begins in November, when a "Broken jet stream" foreshadows the risk of snow to come.

30 NovemberTwo days later, the "barrage of wind and rain" is a distant memory. Attention turns to a "Beast from the East", just DAYS away. The Express even has a photograph of said Beast, who looks deceptively affable in his pristine waistcoat.

3 DecemberFast forward three days and it seems we were wrong about the Moss Bros guy. The real danger comes from a Troll. A Troll from Trondheim. And one capable of unleashing a plunge. Or something.

4 DecemberLashed, then blanketed? Pretty much my Friday evening.

5 DecemberMore plunging. More blizzards... sorry, 'blizzards'. Temperatures "may drop below -8C this week". On the other hand, they may not.

6 DecemberSome exemplary hedge-betting going on here. The UK will be blanketed "in days" but also "just before Christmas", according to these two articles published hours apart.

7 DecemberThings are getting serious. The words "smother", "savage", "brutal", "blast", "bitterly" and "smashes" have all been deployed. With the Beast from the East and the Troll from Trondheim in retreat, it's time to introduce three new baddies. Hello Polar Vortex, Pest from West and TRIPLE festive weather beast!!!!

To be continued...

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Calling all art lovers, Instagram addicts and unusual excursion-seekers!

Frameless, Marble Arch's major new art experience is now open. It's a chance to experience the genius of Canaletto, Cezanne, Dali, Kandinsky, Klimt, Monet, Rembrandt, Van Gogh, and more — all under one roof. The twist? There's not a canvas in sight.

Frameless uses state-of-art projection technology (think 479 million pixels delivered by a million lumens of light) to create mindblowing, multidimensional digital interpretations of no fewer than 40 masterpieces.

These include some of the best-loved and most iconic paintings in the world. We're talking works like Dali's The Persistence of Memory, Monet's The Waterlily Pond: Green Harmony, and Rembrandt's The Storm on the Sea of Galilee (the whereabouts of the original are currently unknown, so this really is a rare chance to experience its magic).

The 30,000 square-foot space is split into four galleries — primarily organised by artistic movement — with light and colour flooding every inch.

  • Beyond Reality uses clever room design to construct a mind-bending journey from surrealism to symbolism and beyond.
  • Colour in Motion celebrates impressionism and its descendants and features advanced motion tracking, allowing you to put your own stamp on the featured works.
  • The World Around Us traverses several artistic movements as it takes you on a globetrotting adventure through famous landscapes and city scenes.
  • The Art of Abstraction is all about — you guessed it — abstract art, and is arranged into a multi-layered maze.

With floor-to-ceiling projections and a score of specially-composed music curated by award-winning composers delivered via 158 surround sound speakers, this really is a multi-sensory affair, designed for total immersion and maximum escapism.

And we wouldn't expect anything less, given that it was devised by a crack team of world-leading art curators, visual artists and tech geniuses — including those responsible for the iconic opening and closing ceremonies of the London 2012 Olympic Games!

Image © Antonio PaganoFrameless is suitable for all ages, with kids under five going free. Here, you don't have to worry about sticky-pawed toddlers toppling a priceless sculpture, and even the moodiest of teens will be won over by the venue's social media-friendly aesthetics.

It's also conveniently located in central London, seconds from Marble Arch and Oxford Street. What's more, it's open well into the evening, seven days a week — a fantastic alternative to after-work drinks and a cracking way to reward yourself following an afternoon of Christmas shopping.

And speaking of drinks and shopping, there's both a gift shop and a cafe-bar currently serving a fabulous festive menu on site.

Image © Antonio PaganoFrameless. 6 Marble Arch. Open 10am-9pm Sunday to Thursday (last entry 7pm), and 10am-11pm on Fridays and Saturdays (last entry 9pm). Adult tickets start at £25.

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Photo: LondonistOn your own on Christmas Day? One South London pub is opening its doors to anyone who doesn't want to spend the day alone — and throwing in a free Christmas lunch.

The lovely team at 'The Alex' have been offering free Christmas Day lunches for several years now, with the exception of 2020 for obvious reasons. It's a simple idea, but one that has no doubt transformed many people's Christmasses over the years: just turn up, alone, anytime between 12pm and 3pm on Christmas Day, and the team will find you a seat with others in the same position, and serve you a Christmas lunch and wine, all for free, no questions asked.

Are we doing our FREE Christmas day dinner & booze thing for anyone who's otherwise on their own this year? Course we are. Don't be on your own on Christmas day, come to us instead. We'll give you FREE dinner & vino, I 100% promise you there's no catch. Just come ❤️ pic.twitter.com/q6SqYDR95e

— The Alexandra (@TheAlexSW19) December 6, 2022

In 2021, 146 people turned up and were given food, drink and company on Christmas Day.

Crazy but beautifully heart-warming day in the Alex yesterday. We fed 146 folks who would otherwise have been alone, sent a meal out & sat with a lady who is housebound, & sent out a couple of meals to two soldiers who were isolating. It was a gorgeous day, Thankyou ❤️❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/DqPIy7lSga

— The Alexandra (@TheAlexSW19) December 26, 2021

The Alex, which features in our London pub database, is a real community-spirited pub all year round. Recently, managers Sarah and Mick took part in a charity sleep out to support the homeless, with pub quizzes and other events going on throughout the year, and it won the ‘Contribution to the Community’ award at The Merton Business Awards 2022. In short, it's a pub worth supporting all year round.

The Alexandra, 33 Wimbledon Hill Road, SW19 7NE.

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This Xmas, go for gifts that don't cost the earth (or indeed, the planet). Image: ShutterstockIt's time to start thinking about those Christmas gifts...

But in a world where there's so much waste, the question is: what to buy without just creating more waste?

Enter The Mindful Shopper, a new curated guide designed to help Londoners make planet-friendly shopping decisions. Here, you'll find over 30 sustainable businesses, specialising in everything from clothing and fashion, to items for kids and babies, to homeware and personal care, to food and drink.

There's a sleigh-full of sustainable gifts to choose from, but one thing links them all: they're all eco-friendly. Oh yes, lots are friendly on the wallet, too.

Sounds interesting, right? But what to buy who? Use this quick quiz to discover the perfect present pairings.

Take the Quiz! Mindful Christmas Gifts for Your Friends, Family and ColleaguesIs your giftee a fashion fanatic? The Mindful Shopper has got some great present ideas for them. Image: ShutterstockWhat's your giftee's fave TV show?

a) Tidying Up With Marie Kondo
b) Nadia Bakes
c) Glow Up
d) Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
e) They don't really get a choice in the matter — it's Paw Patrol all the way

Where will you find them hanging out in London?

a) The latest Ideal Homes exhibition
b) Some amazing street food stall they found on Instagram
c) Selfridge's perfume counter
d) Shopping in Hoxton, baby!
e) Endlessly running around parks, playgrounds and play fountains

What's the first thing you notice when you step into their home?

a) How it always looks like a show home
b) The aroma of something delicious wafting out of their kitchen
c) Their flashy new hairdo
d) The drop-dead new dress they're wearing
e) Lego sticking to the bottom of your feet

Which Londoner would be their dream dinner date?

a) David Adjaye, British-Ghanian architect who conceives show-stopping buildings
b) Gordon Ramsay, chef, restaurateur and expletive expert
c) Charlotte Tilbury, world-renowned make-up artist and beauty editor for British Vogue
d) Vivienne Westwood, punk-in-chief, and shaker up of London's sartorial scene
e) Joseph Grimaldi, godfather of modern clowning

The results!Hand-poured candles from The Recycled Candle Company make a great gift.Mostly As: Your giftee is a house-proud, architectural aesthete! Get them hand-poured candles from The Recycled Candle Company, kind-to-the-planet cleaning products from Homethings, or plastic packaging free household goods from TOPUP TRUCK.
Mostly Bs: Your giftee is a foodie through-and-through! Get them an Oddbox fruit and veg subscription, Rubies in the Rubble condiments (crafted from things that'd otherwise go to waste), or a crate of delicious Toast Ale, made from surplus fresh bread.
Mostly Cs: Your giftee takes serious pride in their appearance, and likes to pamper themself too. Get them high-quality, natural deodorant from Fussy, or some of KANKAN's refillable body wash in a can.
Mostly Ds: Your giftee is a fashion fanatic! Get them pre-love clothes from Thrift+, smart eco socks from Socko, or rent them a glitzy NYE outfit from HURR.
Mostly Es: Your giftee seems to have their hands full with little ones. Get them Petit Pli clothes which grow with the child, a pair of cool Dubs trainers, or an uber cute Noodoll Ricemonster. (But also buy a little something for the adults too!).

Inspired to do your seasonal shopping sustainably? Visit The Mindful Shopper website, and browse the brands, for unique, and affordable, gift ideas.

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BTS are in town (well, their shop is) Image: Carolin von Petzholdt via creative commonsKorean global-enormo-megastars BTS open a shop at The O2 this December, although members of 'the A.R.M.Y.' might want to stifle their screams, as there's no indication the band members will be making a showing.

Space of BTS in London opens as a pop-up at the Icon Outlet from 10am on 9 December — and to give you an idea of how popular they think this could be, fans are being told to look out for info on how to reserve their space in the queue (yikes). Selling themed apparel, accessories, rarities and plushies, the "offline event" (so...event, no?) is at The O2 till 31 January only, slathering on an extra layer of potential frenzy.

As we say, there's no suggestion that BTS themselves will make an appearance (although who knows). They last came to The O2 in 2018, playing two nights as part of their Love Yourself Tour.

Space of BTS in London @ The O2, 9 December 2022-31 January 2023. Follow @karnivaljoy on Instagram and Twitter for details.

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Explore a 3-D community advent calendar in Greenwich.

A stroll around the backstreets of Greenwich is always a pleasure. This December, you can make a proper mission of it by seeking out the festive windows that form its town-wide community advent calendar.

Advent Windows is now in its 16th year and is organised by St Alphege's church.

Unsurprisingly, 24 locations are taking part, including local shops, pubs, private residences, schools and even the Cutty Sark.

The Christmas gonks have arrived at 213 Geeenwich High Road for Advent Window number three. pic.twitter.com/VfUeKKxKjj

— Advent Windows (@adventwindows) December 3, 2022

You can follow the trail using this handy map. As you can see, most of the windows are to the west of the park, and many are down minor streets away from the tourist trail. It's a good opportunity to explore some of the quieter, charming parts of Greenwich. And, with several of the windows provided by small businesses, you might even get some unexpected Christmas shopping done.

Greenwich Advent Windows 2022 runs 1-24 December with a new window revealed each day. Follow @AdventWindows on Twitter for more details.

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Christmas at Hampton PoolSo, you fancy donning your swimsuit and taking to the water on 25 December? As you might expect, options for swimming in London on Christmas Day are limited — understandable, as pool staff and lifeguards most likely appreciate the day off — but we've rounded up your options below.

Oh, and bear in mind that public transport in London is effectively non-existent on Christmas Day, with no buses, trains or tubes (though, depending where you live and where you're going, cycle hire may be an option — triathlon, anyone?).

Christmas Day swim at Hampton Pool

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This south-west London swimming spot is known for its out-of-hours swimming sessions, specifically its moonlight dips... and Christmas Day swims. A 36m outdoor (but heated) pool, Hampton's usually opens for a few hours in the morning of 25 December, and slots, released late November, sell out well in advance (book via the app), so plan ahead.

If you miss out on Christmas Day itself, consider booking for a winter moonlight dip instead. They run throughout December, including Christmas Eve, 27 and 29 December, and New Year's Eve. With Christmas lights strung across the pool, and an illuminated Christmas tree on the edge, it'll feel festive enough, even if it's not 25 December.

Christmas Day at Brockwell LidoImage: Steve Cadman under a Creative Commons licenseSouth London swimmers willing to brave an al fresco dip are blessed with a Christmas Day opening at Brockwell Lido.

Again, tickets are available in advance for the two-hour opening on the morning of 25 December. They went on sale on 1 December 2022, and will likely sell out very fast.

Christmas Day at Parliament Hill LidoImage: Tom Page under a Creative Commons LicenseHampstead Heath's open-air Parliament Hill Lido opens on the morning of 25 December, though you'll have to be up early to have a dip; Christmas Day opening times are 7am-9.30am, with last entry at 9am.

Christmas Day at Hampstead Heath PondsFor a swim on the wild side in north London, head for the nearby Hampstead Heath ponds. On Christmas Day, the Ladies' Pond is 7.30am-12pm (last entry at 11.30am), while the Men's Pond is 7.30am-8.30am for men only, and then 8.30am to 10.30am for a joint men's and women's Christmas dip. Those hours are extended from last year, so maybe this Christmas Day swimming malarkey is increasing in popularity.

Swimming at the Serpentine on Christmas DayWatch the Peter Pan Cup. Photo: Sinister DexterLondon's most famous Christmas Day dip is the Peter Pan Cup, an historic swimming race which is hotly (or rather, coldly) contested in Hyde Park's Serpentine lake on 25 December each year. Don't dig out your trunks/cossie just yet though — it's only open to members of the Serpentine Swimming Club, the oldest swimming club in Britain. You can, however, cheer those brave souls on from the comfort of dry land.

If you're super-keen to get involved, membership is £20 and runs 1 January-31 December each year. It gets you access to the Serpentine during swimming hours year-round. Even that won't guarantee you a spot on the Christmas Day starting line though — only members on the handicap list are allowed to partake.

Christmas Day at Tooting Bec LidoTooting Bec Lido normally offers a Christmas Day dip, albeit only for members of South London Swimming Club.

However, as of 20 November 2022, Tooting Bec Lido is closed for approximately nine months while it undergoes a large refurbishment project, so there will be no Christmas Day swim this year. Fingers crossed it returns for 2023.


If you know of a pool or lido in London that's open for swimming on Christmas Day that we've missed, let us know in the comments — your fellow swimmers will thank you. For swimming the rest of the year, take a look at our guide to lidos in London.

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Things to do this week for £5 or less.

  1. Slide into a traditional frost fairImage from the film 1814 Frost Fair, produced and directed by Julia Fullerton-Batten, courtesy of Better Bankside.Back in the days when the Thames would completely freeze over, frost fairs were held on the ice. Now, a traditional frost fair has been recreated — albeit on dry land — using a series of augmented reality installations and artworks, alongside more traditional guided walks and other events.Get to Bankside Frost Fair for AR street art murals, animations, films and digital art depicting historical scenes — as well as real life events, workshops and food and drink experiences, including special frost fair menus at local restaurants and businesses, and themed music and club nights.

Free, until 31 January 2023.

  1. Discover Ilford's photographic past Did you know that Ilford had a factory renowned for making photographic film? Ilford Limited: Analogue Stories is a free exhibition delving into the history of the Ilford Limited photographic factory, featuring stories of its workers, and work by local photographers using Ilford products. Happily enough, Ilford is still making film to this day.

Free, 5 December 2022-12 March 2023

  1. Sniff out an exhibition about bully breeds and their ownersBulldogs, Staffies, bull terriers and the like are also known as 'bully breeds', and Rich Mix's Nannies and Fighters exhibition explores the relationship between such dogs and their owners. Often seen as violent animals, this show reveals how they were once known as soft, loyal 'nanny' dogs, and how they're beginning to be seen in this light again. Various workshops accompany the exhibition, exploring homes, protection, and class through making and self-publishing.

Free, 6 December 2022-30 January 2023

4. Be enchanted by a Christmas lantern paradeFor all the blockbuster Christmas lights and decs strewn city-wide, sometimes you just can't beat the personal touch. Enter the annual London Bridge Christmas Lantern Parade, in which kids from local schools show off their own creations in a walk from St John's Churchyard to London Bridge station. Heartwarming stuff.

Free, 7 December

  1. Go lunar loopy at Imperial CollegeImperial College marks half a century since the last human stepped on the moon. Image: istock/MarjeIt's 50 years since the last human footstep on the moon, and Imperial College's Look Up late marks the anniversary, with lunar-themed activities, including ornament crafting with illustrator Hana Ayoob, and a rendition of The Moons Symphony. There's plenty of other, less moon-some, fun to be had, including a fairground game of 'comet crashes' with scientists who work on the Comet Interceptor mission.

Free, 8 December 2022

  1. Attend a free lunchtime recital...The Royal Opera House puts on a lunchtime recital at its Paul Hamlyn Hall in Covent Garden, featuring ROH performers and special guests. No need to pay a penny, or even reserve your spot — just get there in time for the 1pm start.

Free, 9 December

  1. ...Or a free evening brass band performanceGet into the yuletide spirit at a brass band Christmas concert. Image: iStock/FurtseffFew things get us into the yuletide spirit like a brass band playing Christmas standards. This evening, London City Brass perform a Christmas concert at St. Mary-at-Hill Church in the City. It costs nothing to attend (though donations are gratefully accepted) and there are refreshments too.

Free, 9 December

  1. Get festive for freeIt's the first full week of December, and it's beginning to look A LOT like Christmas in London... but this can be an expensive time of year. We know that, which is why we've put together a guide to free things to do in London at Christmas — so you can fill your month with festive cheer, without blowing the budget (or, in fact, spending a single penny).

  2. Feel the need for (free) meadThis time of year can get spendy with the various drinks and dos — but there's at least one glass of something with your name on it that won't cost you anything. London's only meadery, Gosnell's, is giving away 10,000 pints of its sparkling Wildflower mead before Xmas; you'll need to share your email with them, before calling in at their Bermondsey taproom to enjoy your honeyed elixir.


Looking for more free things to do in London? Here are 102 of em!

We've also compiled this epic map of free stuff in London.

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All weekendBattersea Power Station is one of the enchanting venues with an ice rink this year. Image: Joshua AtkinsICE SKATING: Feeling a little bit festive yet? Embrace it at one of London's Christmas ice rinks, which are open all over town. Skate in the shadow of Somerset House, Hampton Court Palace or Battersea Power Station, among others.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL: A multitude of performances of Dickens' seasonal tale A Christmas Carol are now happening across London — from the traditional, to one with a Sherlock Holmes twist. Check out our guide.

CHRISTMAS FOR FREE: This can be an expensive time of year. Which is why we've put together a guide of 9 free things to do in London at Christmas, to help you get that festive feeling without parting with your hard-earned cash.

It doesn't get much more festive than Miracle at Henrietta. Photo: LondonistSANTA'S GROTTOS: The man in red makes multiple appearances in London at this time of year, at grottos and meet-and-greets all over town. You'll need to book way in advance for most of them — here's the lowdown on Santa's grottos in London this year.

LIGHT FESTIVALS: London gets LIT for the festive season, and not just with Christmas lights. Illumination festivals take place in botanical gardens, wetlands and palace grounds — with light tunnels, illuminated animal sculptures, fire gardens and other installations to ogle. Get booking for London's best light festivals this year.

FESTIVE DRINKING: 'Tis the season for warming your cockles at cosy pop-up bars — and London is absolutely covered in them. These are our picks for winter drinking pop-ups to sink a drink or two. Miracle at Henrietta is a particular favourite, just because it's SO DAMN CHRISTMASSY.

Create your own Japanese wreath at workshops on Saturday and SundayFESTIVE FLEET STREET: There's a flurry of seasonal activity along Fleet Street right now, including craft markets, bauble making, choirs, gin crafting and more. Check out the Fleet Street Quarter website for details. Until 15 December

SORTING BRITAIN: Time's running out to see Sorting Britain: The Power of Postcodes, the current exhibition at Clerkenwell's Postal Museum. It covers the history of postcodes in London, from Victorian origins to the present day, including how machines got involved in sorting our mail, and looks at how our postcodes influence our identity. Until January 2023

LUNA WINTER CINEMA: Pop-up film venue Luna Winter Cinema launches its festive season on Saturday, taking over the Kensington Palace Pavilion. Home Alone is first up on the programme, with festive classics including Love Actually, The Holiday and Last Christmas to follow in the next fortnight. The Pavilion, right outside the palace itself, has been decked out in festive finery for the occasion. 10-23 December


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The UK's biggest immersive art experience is now open — and it looks spectacularPhoto: © Antonio PaganoHere's a unique way to get your culture fix this weekend. Instead of peering at paintings on gallery walls, why not shake things up and step inside them! At Frameless, you can do just that — thanks to a combination of state-of-the-art projection tech, clever room design, and advanced motion tracking, applied to dozens of the world's greatest masterpieces.

Frameless is London's new digital art experience, the biggest of its kind in the UK. We're talking 30,000 square feet, with art seeping into almost every inch. It's split into four themed galleries: Beyond Reality (think surrealism and symbolism), Colour In Motion (impressionism and post-impressionism), The World Around Us (landscapes and cityscapes from across the globe) and The Art Of Abstraction (the clue's in the name). Across these, you'll find no fewer than 40 digital interpretations of works by Canaletto, Cezanne, Dali, Kandinsky, Klimt, Monet, Rembrandt, Van Gogh, and more, set to a specially-curated score.

It's all been brought to life by world-leading art curators, visual artists and tech geniuses, including the team responsible for the London 2012 Olympic Games iconic opening and closing ceremonies. So expect meticulous attention to detail and top-tier escapism. You'll find it seconds from Marble Arch and Oxford Circus (handy if you're in the area for Christmas shopping), and there's a cafe-bar and gift shop onsite.

Frameless (6 Marble Arch) is open 10am-9pm, Sunday to Thursday and 10am-11pm on Fridays and Saturdays. Get tickets here.


Saturday 10 DecemberBrowse the DIY Christmas Art Market at Rich MixDESIGN YOUR OWN: The Postal Museum has a pretty busy programme of Christmas activities this year, including a festively decorated Mail Rail. Today, the museum holds an arts-and-crafts workshop in which you can design your own gift wrap and tags. Print, colour, cut and paste to give a creative touch to gift giving this year. 10.30am-4pm

STEPNEY CHRISTMAS FAIR: Christmas shopping while supporting animals? Don't mind if we do. The Stepney City Farm Christmas fair brings together 35 stalls selling food, drink and festive gifts and crafts, with a brass band performing throughout the day. 10am-4pm

CHRISTMAS PJ PARTY: Take the kids along to the Charles Dickens Museum for a Christmas PJ Party. Turn up in your pyjamas for a morning of games, crafts, hot chocolate, and a screening of The Muppet Christmas Carol. There's a prize for the most festive nightwear, and your ticket includes museum entry so you can explore it afterwards. 10.30am-12.30pm

CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY: Join City Highlights guide John Finch for a walking tour around the City of London, focusing on what Christmas looked like in the Victorian period. Wander the streets, alleys and churchyards of the Square Mile, while hearing about how wealth and poverty could be found side by side in the area, and how this was reflected in Christmas festivities. 11am-1pm

Create your own Japanese wreath at Pantechnicon**JAPANESE WREATH:* Nordic-Japanese restaurant Pantechnicon hosts a shimekazari* Japanese wreath making workshop, led by Japanese floral designer Mariko Kinoshita of Matsurika Flowers. It marks Japanese festive celebration Shogatsu, the New Year, preparations for which begin in December, and the wreaths symbolise prosperity and good luck in the coming year. 11am/2pm (repeated tomorrow)**

REGENCY BAKING: The kitchens at Sir John Soane's Museum have been gloriously restored, and children aged 7-10 are invited to get stuck into some Regency baking today, crafting cake and biscuits. Workshop includes a tour of the museum. 11am-3pm

SWEETIE CHRISTMAS: Valence House in Dagenham hosts A Sweetie Christmas, featuring a Christmas Market with local stallholders, a tree trail and festive crafts. Santa's in town too, although you'll need to book tickets in person at the reception to see him. 11am-5pm

CHRISTMAS ART MARKET: Swing by Rich Mix in Shoreditch for the DIY Christmas Art Market, and stock up on gifts for the art fan in your life. 100+ artists are present, selling art prints, ceramics, zines, clothing, prints, sculptures, jewellery, and more. 11am-5pm

HOME ALONE IN CONCERT: 'Tis the season for Christmas films aplenty, and today it's the turn of Home Alone to get the live orchestra treatment. Head to the Royal Albert Hall to see a young Macaulay Culkin get into all sorts of capers, while the Cinematic Sinfonia performs the score, live. 2.30pm/7.30pm

GOTHIC CHRISTMAS: The folks from London Month of the Dead are back at Guy's Chapel, this time with an eerily enchanting Victorian magic lantern show. 19th century phantasmagoric images are projected onto the walls with live piano accompaniment. 7pm

The Luna Winter Cinema is open from todayLIVE MUSIC: Step on board The Golden Hinde — the dry-docked ship near Southwark Cathedral — for an evening of live music. Folk troubadour Chris Fox and double bassist John Parker team up for a performance of chilled out tunes. 7pm-9pm

CHRISTMAS PODCAST RECORDING: Trivia podcast No Such Thing As A Fish — created by the makers of QI — hosts a live recording at Bloomsbury Theatre. Catch the presenting team Dan, James, Anna and Andy in a festive and very nerdy show. 7.30pm

HAVEN'T STOPPED DANCING YET: Aimed predominantly at people in their 40s and 50s, but open to anyone age 18+, Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet is a club night for anyone not ready to give up the party lifestyle. Head to Blackheath Halls to dance the night away to disco music. 7.30pm

A DICKENSIAN CHRISTMAS: Head to Southbank Centre for A Dickensian Christmas — an evening of Victorian carols, classics and a selection of readings from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Performers include the London Concert Brass and City of London Choir, presented by actor Stephen Mangan. 8pm

Sunday 11 DecemberThe Independent Ceramics Market is at Rich MixCATFORD FOOD MARKET: Pick up Xmas stocking fillers from the likes of Catford Fire and Pat & Pinkys, while tucking into amazing food from Raastawala, and Mandala Himalayan Dumplings. There are plenty of festive drinks at Catford Food Market too, courtesy of Catford Rhumarrange, Lamad Wine and more. 10am-4pm

CRAFTY FOX MARKET: We've never walked away from a Crafty Fox Market without being tempted into a cheeky purchase or two, so we reckon the Christmas market in King's Cross will be a good bet for ticking a few bits off your Christmas shopping list. Over 100 specially selected traders are taking part, selling everything from jewellery to art prints, scrunchies, t-shirts, badges, plant pots and other ceramics, stationery... you get the picture. 11am-5pm

*CHRISTMAS CERAMICS MARKET: Following yesterday's art market, Rich Mix is taken over by ceramic artists today for the Christmas Independent Ceramics Market. Pick up everything from sculptures to mugs and tableware to vases — treat yourself, or get your Christmas shopping done. 11am-5pm*

CBEEBIES PANTO: Take the kids along to Barbican Cinema to watch a pre-recorded screening of this year's CBeebies Panto, Dick Whittington and His Cat. It was filmed in front of a live audience in Eastbourne, with plenty of catchy songs to keep little ones' attention. 11.15am

The Satanic Flea Market holds at Anti-Christmas FayreANTI-CHRISTMAS FAYRE: The team behind the Satanic Flea Market — which we visited in October — hold an Anti-Christmas Fayre. The dark arts and crafts event has 90 stalls selling oddities, including underground fashion, cultural relics, unusual toys, occult trinkets, obscure records, bric-a-brac, human skulls and taxidermy. Safe to say, you won't find a lavender candle and box of fudge for Aunt Doris here. 12pm-6pm

PRE-LOVED CLOTHES SALE: In need of a new outfit for the festive season? Get thee to Fox and Firkin in Lewisham, which is hosting a festive pre-loved clothes sale. New clothes at a bargain price, in a sustainable way? Don't mind if we do. 12pm-6pm

CHRISTMAS WIND ORCHESTRA: If Crafty Fox Market (above) isn't enough to tempt you to King's Cross today, how about the Big Christmas Wind Orchestra and Choir's afternoon festival? Head to Granary Square for free performances by a variety of musicians and singers, all performing familiar festive tunes. FREE, 12.30pm-4pm

Big Penny Social hosts a Christmas cabaret show. Image: Chris CoulsonTHE NUTCRACKER: Barbican Cinema hosts an Encore screening of The Nutcracker at Royal Opera House — that's a recording of the production, filmed at the ROH earlier this week. Watch Clara's charming Christmas Eve adventure involving her enchanted Nutcracker, the Mouse King and the Sugar Plum Fairy, accompanied by Tchaikovsky's famous score. 2pm

CHRISTMAS CABARET: Walthamstow's Big Penny Social hosts A Christmas Cabaret, performed by The Secret Society of Cabaret. Tuck into a Sunday roast with friends and family, as you watch acrobatics, live singing and burlesque acts. 2pm-6pm

LONDON SCREENTALK: Finish up your week with a screening of London, the film shot by artist Patrick Keiller over an 11-month period in 1992, offering an insight to life in the capital at that time. 30 years on, Keiller is in conversation with writer Owen Hatherley about the changes — and similarities — between then and now. 3pm

GHOST STORIES: A one-man show by Nunkie Theatre tells the ghost stories of M. R. James by candlelight, in the atmospheric surroundings of Guy's Chapel near London Bridge. Tickets include a free gin punch... just hold onto it tight, so you don't throw it in the air at a really scary bit. 7pm

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Back in August, the legendary cafe had announced it was closing for good. Image: duncan c in creative commonsA glimmer of hope amongst the slew of venues being forced to shut up shop in these tough times.

Waterloo's Scootercaffe — a favourite drinking haunt of Londonist and countless other Londoners — has announced it is reopening as of today (Monday 5 December), following what looked like curtains for the venue earlier this year.

Back in August, the bohemian-style cafe, which has been dishing up coffee and live music on Lower Marsh since 2000, announced it had been "forcibly closed down by the fire safety authorities", and would regrettably have to close for good.

Just over three months later, however, it appears Scootercaffe has done enough to switch on the Gaggia coffee machine, and fling open its doors in time for festive trade.

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An Instagram post from the venue says: "We have managed to negotiate with the powers that be and reduce the amount of work needed to pass the required tests in order to open to the public again! Most of these changes will not be all that noticeable to the average punter, and there is still plenty to do but a lot of effort has been put in by us to make our survival possible.

"This small business has just survived closure — please do come by and celebrate with us as well as support us getting back on our feet."

We second that, and will be down for a negroni in the very near future.

With the economic situation as it is — and landlords as they often are — London is witnessing a mini tsunami of closures of its cherished eating and drinking establishments. Since November, Simpson's chophouse, Trader Vic's and Canopy brewing have announced they're set to close — and we'd wager that's the tip of the iceberg.

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Smells soooooo good.

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Digital credit gives users more choice.

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Elf and safety gone mad...

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One famous street, sleigh-loads of possibilities.

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One map; 350 libraries.

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Festive days out at The O2.

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Farewell old friend.

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Make someone else's Christmas special.

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Chop chop.

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Including an overtime ban over the Christmas and New Year period.

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Comedy is the new rock n' roll.

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The Ever After Garden returns.

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All less than half an hour from central London.

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Live music, Christmas nostalgia and a dinosaur disco.

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Keep yourself busy for a fiver or less.

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Conquest of the Skies gets the VR treatment.

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No ice skates required.

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Big rises since 2019, but you can still get pints for under £2.

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Most festive train EVER.

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Goose Island Bourbon County Stout comes to town.

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Some trees even get replanted.

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Watch the illuminations roll past, from your moquette throne.

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Make way for Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear.

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Igloos, rooftops and a winter of the future.

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Budget-friendly Christmas events in the capital.

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Commit no nuisance!

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It's not often that Christmas and the World Cup overlap, but here we are.

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Ice, ice baby!

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And yes, THAT light tunnel is back.

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You bet we were first in line to try this one out - here's what we made of it.

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It's Kiiiiiiiitschmas!

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You'll need to book soon if you want a seat at these tables on 25 December.

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Sausage dogs assemble!

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Did somebody say... FREE BAR?!?

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Average rental price now £2,343 pcm.

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Lost prisons, a teleport and three blue men.

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This week's top London stories.

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Winter Toy Appeal back for ninth year.

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Bridge House Estates even appeared in Peppa Pig.

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Including one with dogs. Woof!

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He died just days before the Armistice.

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Book riverside igloos and rooftop domes.

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You can almost smell the cigarette smoke.

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But 19 places have been saved.

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Remembrance events, a new roller rink, and the Lord Mayor's Show.

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Love Mediterranean food? You need to know about this restaurant.

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Seasoned rockers go seasonal.

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Inside the confusing world of transport sponsorship.

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From feminist icons to Alexander the Great.

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An un-fur-gettable Christmas event in London.

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Pubs, bars and other venues screening the Lions' matches.

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Cheap one-way tickets between major Euro cities.

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When to go, what to see and how to save money.

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As boat operator buys Gravesend pier.

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New sky-high attraction whisks you up iconic chimney.

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New book focuses on famous viewpoint.

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Visit St Paul's Cathedral for free.

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Concerns grow as LEDs replace the flame.

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Featuring colourful projections and an origami garden.

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Bells have been largely silent since 2017.

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The London New Year's Eve Ball is back!

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Routes/Roots: London by Do Ho Suh.

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See over 70 objects used in the movies.

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Talk about a last-minute change of plan.

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It's free to watch, too.

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Mighty spruce will soon be here in the UK.

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The annual anti-establishment protest returns.

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Adam Dant to draw 900 people's tales.

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Take a canter around town.

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Including three Nutcrackers, and Elf The Musical.

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Fireworks celebrations, a winter market and blockbuster exhibitions.

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Fireworks celebrations, a winter market and blockbuster exhibitions.

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TfL trains and buses are 'wearing' poppies too.

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TfL trains and buses are 'wearing' poppies too.

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Pop-up cinemas in palaces, rooftops and big tops.

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Pop-up cinemas in palaces, rooftops and big tops.

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It's been sitting around well over a decade...

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It's been sitting around well over a decade...

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Celebrating 100 years of Mickey et al.

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Celebrating 100 years of Mickey et al.

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Staff left "shocked and dumbfounded".

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Staff left "shocked and dumbfounded".

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The ancient, unmarked rock outside a curry house.

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The ancient, unmarked rock outside a curry house.

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31 December events and parties in London.

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31 December events and parties in London.

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DIY whizzbangs, explained.

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DIY whizzbangs, explained.

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Budget-friendly entertainment.

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Budget-friendly entertainment.

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Just a few homes at The Artisan remain!

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Just a few homes at The Artisan remain!

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You can drive a traction engine - just saying.

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You can drive a traction engine - just saying.

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Book and film locations - and plenty more!

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Book and film locations - and plenty more!

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This week's top London stories.

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This week's top London stories.

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Makes a picturesque day trip from London.

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Makes a picturesque day trip from London.

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Idea: let's put moving walkways everywhere.

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Idea: let's put moving walkways everywhere.

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Cute decor, cocktails and comfort food.

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Cute decor, cocktails and comfort food.

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Crafts, food and decorations.

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Crafts, food and decorations.

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From west Hollywood to west London.

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From west Hollywood to west London.

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From traditional retellings, to Dollywood and drunk adaptations.

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From traditional retellings, to Dollywood and drunk adaptations.

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London's most bonkers festive tradition is back for 2022.

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London's most bonkers festive tradition is back for 2022.

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The future of the London bus is here.

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The future of the London bus is here.

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Competitive socialising, the slippery way.

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Competitive socialising, the slippery way.

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Get booking for 24 November.

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Get booking for 24 November.

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Let's enhance, not degrade.

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Let's enhance, not degrade.

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From pickled moles to haunted basements.

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From pickled moles to haunted basements.

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From AR cocktails to cheese on a conveyor belt.

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From AR cocktails to cheese on a conveyor belt.

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A visionary show in more ways than one.

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A visionary show in more ways than one.

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Vintage cars, food festivals, and the all-important Christmas light switch-ons.

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Vintage cars, food festivals, and the all-important Christmas light switch-ons.

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Halloween fun, loads of new exhibitions, and Comic Con is in town.

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FREE CAKE! And other budget-friendly entertainment this week.

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The name's Bond. Bond Street station.

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One write-up was eerily prescient...

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Arts and science combine in this cultural showcase.

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Gay men, suffragettes and prostitutes all gathered here.

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Can you spot the FIVE Nelsons, and an umbilical cord?

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WrapUp London returns this November.

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It's back, but what will it look like this year?

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You fancy there'll be one or two calls for a general election too...

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The future monarch's first trip Underground.

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It's isolated, amid a series of U-turns.

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Workshops, demos, and shopping galore!

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Get your Sat/Sun plans in shape with our guide to the best events in town.

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Get the calendar out again...

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Raising a cup to London's swelling sake scene.

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Money raised goes to Hackney Foodbank.

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Listen carefully, and you can hear the sounds of the M25 from Pluto.

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"It reminded me of the fun I had playing when I was a kid."

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(And tbf this exhibition screams Shoreditch.)

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Three...two...one... CHRISTMAS!

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Keep yourself busy for a fiver or less.

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An enchanting sarcophagus and the Book of the Dead.

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"I collect, collect, collect"

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From phone boxes to fires, red brick to buses.

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Colin Hoult bids farewell to comic creation.

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Like a commercial Tate Modern in duplicate.

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Competition time!

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Tickets on sale soon.

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What do you love? What would you change?

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And it'll soon be easier from the Central line too.

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Thames flotsam and jetsam as high art.

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Listed Sunday School building is getting a revamp too.

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RIP Angela Lansbury.

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Live music, wildlife photography, cocktails and a record fair.

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Londonist turns 18!

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Light tunnels, fire gardens and lasers.

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Have you got the bottle?

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Have you got the bottle?

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Mediculture is in London Bridge this October.

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Mediculture is in London Bridge this October.

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The man in red is popping up all over town.

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The man in red is popping up all over town.

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Ziplining on high, between London's skyscrapers.

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Ziplining on high, between London's skyscrapers.

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From a police station to a Sports Direct.

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From a police station to a Sports Direct.

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Bathe in Cezanne, or try out K-pop dance moves.

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Bathe in Cezanne, or try out K-pop dance moves.

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The rise of the Arthur.

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The rise of the Arthur.

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Huge escapism, an hour's flight from London.

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Huge escapism, an hour's flight from London.

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To infinity and... another corridor.

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To infinity and... another corridor.

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Classic cars, Dickensian ghosts and a secret speakeasy night.

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Classic cars, Dickensian ghosts and a secret speakeasy night.

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Autumnal walks against a golden backdrop.

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Autumnal walks against a golden backdrop.

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Been to Tayēr + Elementary?

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Been to Tayēr + Elementary?

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Imagine THIS in Camden.

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Imagine THIS in Camden.

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Critics worried about a 'Penn Station' scenario.

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Critics worried about a 'Penn Station' scenario.

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Get your spook on.

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Get your spook on.

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Free 30-minute performances this October.

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Free 30-minute performances this October.

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None of this will cost you over a fiver.

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None of this will cost you over a fiver.

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Family-friendly school holiday activities for all budgets.

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Family-friendly school holiday activities for all budgets.

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Theatre Peckham also discovered John Boyega.

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Theatre Peckham also discovered John Boyega.

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HMS Alice Liddell is a sci-fi-gothic delight.

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HMS Alice Liddell is a sci-fi-gothic delight.

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Looking ahead to October, a new Fourth Plinth and beers on a bus.

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Looking ahead to October, a new Fourth Plinth and beers on a bus.

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And other Halloweeny fun to be had, too.

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And other Halloweeny fun to be had, too.

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Mark Guy Fawkes Night with a bang.

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Mark Guy Fawkes Night with a bang.

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Human rights champion remembered.

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Human rights champion remembered.

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Bus beers!

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Bus beers!

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Hieroglyphs, horror and a horse with a lamp on its head.

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Hieroglyphs, horror and a horse with a lamp on its head.

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Do you like scary movies?

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Do you like scary movies?

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Trafalgar Square's first African statue.

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Trafalgar Square's first African statue.

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At last!

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At last!

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Including the huge, free Diwali Festival.

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Including the huge, free Diwali Festival.

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Black History Month, live music, Comic Con and more.

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Black History Month, live music, Comic Con and more.

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All night till the break of dawn.

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All night till the break of dawn.

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Films, fashion and music legends.

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Films, fashion and music legends.

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Nine places from Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies.

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Nine places from Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies.

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Start October right with book festivals, an arty brunch, afternoon tea and more.

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Start October right with book festivals, an arty brunch, afternoon tea and more.

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200 performers will fill the City for The Golden Key.

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200 performers will fill the City for The Golden Key.

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Is It a Bird? comes to the Palladium in October.

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Is It a Bird? comes to the Palladium in October.

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Do London. Don't max out your credit card.

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Do London. Don't max out your credit card.

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Thames crossings, train strikes, and the truth about The Shard.

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Thames crossings, train strikes, and the truth about The Shard.

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Anastasia Taylor-Lind's power photo essay.

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Anastasia Taylor-Lind's power photo essay.

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How the Great Fire gave us insurance.

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A must-attend for anyone working on their home.

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Can you identify these London statues?

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No car required for castles, museums, and a wizarding trip to Watford.

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A handy new guide by ReLondon.

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Walks, exhibitions and other activities.

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Classic boats, a podcast fest, and a Regency day.

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17th century 'Grand Ascent' makeover is going ahead.

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"Nothing is too good for ordinary people".

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From London to the Lake District.

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Oh. My. GOURD.

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Bollards, benches, clocks...

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Footie freebie for Lewisham locals.

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"I will not suffer any person to do you wrong".

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Next level build-to-rent neighbourhoods

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Your September to November 2022 calendar, sorted.

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Emirates Air Line becomes IFS Cloud Cable Car.

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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Lucky for us.

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"The reason lies squarely at Grant Shapps' door"

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How does milk get from boob to babe?

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Guardians of the Galaxy fans are in for a treat.

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Just turn up, grab a drink, and board.

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The only animal staff don't remember seeing? An elephant.

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Our best articles from the past seven days.

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Real ale taprooms, trad boozers, micropubs and more.

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End of the road for Lower Marsh gem.

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How do you lose 14,000 pairs of gloves?

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Eye-watering prices by 2025, suggests research.

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An artistic Kentish coastal haven.

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TfL is upgrading the service.

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When the 'Mona Lisa of Pearls' went missing.

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Brighter Future has arrived.

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Should councils be doing more?

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From Sherlock to Spock's mum.

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It's inside one of the chimneys!

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Using Euston, Charing Cross or Fenchurch Street? Read this first.