The Alex Caruso Fan Club: Recent Episodes
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My high school crush has committed the ultimate sin against me who is her god thou shall not forsake
Who remembers what even happens on this ep, but I remember it was life changing for anyone who listens to it
Audio is f'ed up on this one and it's mostly Ryan's fault for not reminding me to hit record.
Ryan gets really really deep on this episode. Deep like a well, deep like a trench. Deep like a well at the bottom of a trench.
Rest in piss Nathan. If you would like to view his funeral service it will be streamed live on twitch hosted by Nick Cannon. I will be giving a eulogy containing Nathans best jokes, a 2 minute eulogy.
First video episode if you wanna check it out on youtubes but yeah audio is probably easier cause you can do push ups and listen at the same time
I'm back in my mom's basement and we are starting to make good podcasts starting TOMORROW
Our first live in person episode in over a year. Recorded in San Diego featuring the slutty and intrusive podcast stowaway Andrew Parker Dickless
Yo i forgot to upload this, but I was in Thailand and Ryan was in a state of delusion believing that one day he may have sex.
Bisexuality is a learned behavior, and the more bisexuals you are around, the more bisexual you will become.
Vietnam makes me pay for my father's sins. Also, Ryan is officially below 200 lbs.
HUGE EPISODE
Today on the Pod we discuss Australia being mid no cap all fax no printer.
Also Ryan reads his resume, which is bad and the fact that he's gotten several jobs using this resume is extremely concerning for me
The pains true playas like me and ginuwine know how tuff it can be to have multiple hoes and try to juggle em all at once like i'm at the circus. Ride my lil pony
Big Episode This Week. Ryan is down 17 pounds and my sperm count is at an all time low.
Live NBA draft coverage from two weeks ago, yean this one didn't get uploaded until a week late because one half of the podcast team in dumb and the other half is retarded
Losing weight is easy there's no way to be fat unless you want to.
Obviously I am the exception because of my cookie addiction which I can't help.
This episode is about the valorant God Ryan Railey and his most recent monumentous achievement
Dude I think we're quitting the podcast I uploaded this one very late because I don't care. It's from April I'm sorry, so I do care a little, but just a small amount. thank you
I'm in love with every exotic dancer in the world. And a surprising amount of them have feelings for me as well.
On this episode for the first time in podcast history two white guys talk to each other. Yeah this one is a stinkfest, but there is a funny bit at the end where ryan and I both realize our peepees are small.
In today's episode we discuss the power of visualization and journaling when it comes to repressing your own sexuality.
The world don't like letting a fella be cool. The world will work against you especially if you cool af.
Everyone is always trying to act like they are important and what they do matters, but in reality most jobs are made up and hurt the environment. But here's one that's a real as you can get bucko. Now shut up and listen to this episode before i killm yself
Now why would I try to get a girlfriend in the real world and risk upsetting my virtual girlfriend who is one of the finest ladies in the digital world. Dont make no sense does it.
This one goes out to that one girl from my high school who I think OD'ed. Hope heaven has opiates
Hollleeeeeeeballs draymond green put that punk jordan poole in his place. 90s basketball is back. I wish he woulda punched Steph and Ayesha too. More punches less podcasting LFG.
RIP Warriors Chemistry
This episode wasn't that bad. My life is falling apart and that's sort of interesting to hear about on pod. And Ryan is as silly as ever.
Like Gabriel García Márquez's famous novel this one goes on a little too long and is kinda hard to follow.
Nathan and Ryan get into a fight on this episode, because Ryan is a turd out of a butt. I think it's kinda funny at the end IIRC.
Thanks a lot. Because you idiots won't listen to the podcast we put no effort into, now we have to quit podding and get jobs.
The King is back with another episode. We are phoning them in at this point, but we had a meeting and promised to do better. I had my fingers crossed tho lol
Today we discuss WNBA off season pickups and rank them in order of who we think would smell the best if you got real close and could smell them.
We're going to get microphones and start trying next week. This one is for true fans of wasting their lives.
Get the wax out of ur ears and the birds out of ur p*ssies and prepare to listen to the newest hot ep.
A very sex forward episode that sheds lights on the positive side of contracting syphilis.
Todays episode is pretty good if you've never heard an interesting conversation in your d@mn life lol.
If you or a loved one is addicted to drugs or golden double stuff oreos or staring at pictures of charlie d'amelios feet then this episode is for you.
Ryan really stay getting no b*tch3s, but I guess being good at a video game is worth it.
Another episode, another time scam. We talk about a southwest flight that gets a little kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
And idk something about transexual heroes.
Oh tell me whatchu want whachu really really want oh tell em what i want i want to quit the podcast.
It's not your fault. The reason your life is in the toilet is the fault of your friends and family. But don't worry this episode will teach you how to identify their failures.
Kinda a decent episode if I remember correctly. But honestly if you chose to listen to something else that would be better for you. Maybe like something motivational or self-helpy that would be better for you.
Today we discuss Snoop Dogg and his future. Also, if you want to skip this one feel free.
The Best Boyfriends Podcast is back as the boys talk about love, loss, and dating in a world where all women want is a rich man with a functioning p3nis.
RIP to one of the last real ones to walk the Earth. Seriously though if this lady felt the need to jump off a building then we all should be jumping off buildings.
It's a highway to hell meets a train to nowhere. Also Ryan relays the time that Francis Ngannou and him had an interaction outside of a Dunkin' Donuts.
Have ya'll played crusader kings 3? It's great. Honestly don't listen to this and go play that. That's what I'm going to do.
This ep has nothing to do with Christmas, but we do talk slavery n The Ellen Show n other stuff.
Low energy episode here, nothing to see. Feel free to skip. I don't even count this one in the Alex Caruso Fan Club Canon.
Ryan and I discuss the way to save America from the rut this country is in and give some advice on how to avoid medical debt for good. suck it
Another geopolitical problem solved by the wise Ryan Railey and Nathan Driver. Now if you'll excuse me I need to find out how to shave an orangutan.
Currently unvaxed and Covid-19 Positive Ryan R talks about the pain of being a 400 lb man who has lost his sense of taste. Ryan may not make it through the night, so possibly this is the last episode. Not cuz of covid but he's gonna kill himself cause he can't taste pepperoni.
Hey whats up. This episode is goodish in the middle, but at the end we just yell at each other.
Also, Ryan fantasizes about R*ping me in prison.
On this episode we talk about the hilariously wacky stuff that can happen to an unsupervised child in the foster care system. USA!!!!
I try to convince Ryan to quit the podcast while he drinks 2 gallons of Cane's Sauce from Raisin Canes.
The boys channel their inner Will.I.Am and Fergie (Ryan is fergie) and bring another hot freakin ep.
Very special episode with star of a recent Ford Maverick Commercial Chris Espinoza. Also we think Chris may be some type of racist rapist. A racepist.
Live and in-person from the brick room in San Diego. Also, this one ends early because we were interrupted.
I have an unbreakable fool-proof method of making money. I have cracked the code to an online gambling game called "Crazy Time", but I ran out of capital before I could enact the system. So if you would like to get in early on this plan just message me on telegram.
This episode is so good if you listen to it you will be thinking about it non-stop, it will consume your life. You will want to suck and fuck every person that appears in this episode, especially the obese and charming host. You might even want to give the disgusting, bald old man some pussy after listening to this masterpiece. Just kidding this one sucks. Featuring Pablo Pantaleon.
Big shout out to the Holy Spirit for keeping your boy hard as the rock the Ten Commandments were carved into.
We would like the pod to keep going tho so just send me a DM if you want to be the new host.
Francis Ngannou trades his UFC heavyweight championship belt for 3 mins inside Nathan's sweet sweet ass. Also, Ryan online gambles the first like 10 mins.
Ryan The Pontificant spends most of the episode on a Lavtian gamblinb website. I just kind of vibe out the whole pod.
Would Phillip Adams have committed this atrocity if he scored a touchdown in his career? Are pro athletes better at mass shootings? Find out, after this.
We figured out how to make the podcast good. But unfortunately it was like right after we got done recording this one. Still like and subscribe and comment and share and if you could make an instagram for the podcast and then follow it that would be great.
There's no way the las vegas shooter would have gotten so many people if Ryan Railey was there. If only country music wasn't so gay.
Two digital soldiers come together and plot a course to rectify an egregious injustice.
What does more damage 2 Boeing 767's or a morbidly obese man in a wingsuit? Find out 9/11/2021.
This episode is brought to you by Trisomy 21 Peanut Butter. A whole new type of peanut butter made BY people with Down Syndrome FOR people with Down Syndrome.
Today we have on semi-professional comedian and Make-A-Wish kid Christopher Espinoza. His last wish before he dies of having too many chromosomes was to be on an episode of The Alex Caruso Fan Club.
I want you to close your eyes and envision this... Charli D'Amelio.... Now Charli D'Amelio with massive titties. Now place your hands behind your back because you're going to jail for getting rock hard.
If anyone has the nudes of Claudia Conway please DM them to me on instagram @nathan.driver thank you.
I'd fuck joe rogan up in the octagon. Joe has been lying about his height for years now hes actually the size of 4 alpha brain canisters.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me twice— you can't get fooled again