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SexuaLobster

Hello, I've been making horrifically sensuous cartoons since 2005. With your support I hope to make some more. Where cartoons go to die. https://www.patreon.com/SexuaLobster https://sexualobster.creator-spring.com https://sexual-lobster.newgrounds.com https://www.facebook.com/greasytales https://www.youtube.com/c/SexuaLobster

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00:00 Blow You Up https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/blow-you-up
00:56 Jorts https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/jorts
02:59 Perving at the Beach https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track...

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Treshtog toy is out now, available until April 16: https://bit.ly/3v2F9ot

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It's Time to Feed: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/its-time-to-feed
I wanted to have the full track in the credits but it was content ID'd to an Iggy Pop song.

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Treshtog toy is out now and is available until April 16: https://bit.ly/3v2F9ot

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Visit https://worldanvil.com/?c=methorcs and use the code METHORCS to receive 51% off any yearly subscription.

Treshtog toy is out now!: https://bit.ly/3v2F9ot

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Oh Mirnag (song in credits): https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/oh-mirnag

CAST
Draven (Elf Leader) - Tom Heist
Belwad - Paul Stufkosky AKA Business Orc
Gleftorg - Jake Meyer @ClocksVA
Mirnag - Raven Viceral
Uthred - Winton Boushall
Treshtog Chris Voigt

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Get an exclusive Surfshark Black Friday deal! Enter promo code GREASYTALES to get up to 6 additional months for free at https://surfshark.deals/greasytales

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Soundtrack:
https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/dairymancer
https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/teal-mist

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Teal Mist voiced by Jake Meyer @ClocksVA

Used these videos in the Surfshark ad:
https://www.pexels.com/video/a-big-wave-crashing-6510819/
https://www.pexels.com/video/food-hands-sugar-colorful-4686906/
https://www.pexels.com/video/a-rabbit-foraging-on-the-forest-floor-7664016/

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The Gooseman Plush toy is available until September 11: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22

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The Gooseman Plush toy is available for a few more days: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE

Five Dolla: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/five-dolla
Goat Theme: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/help-a-goat-ate-my-shorts

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Lyrics:
5 dolla in my pocket so nice
Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice
@RisqueBisquet
Can't afford juice chew ice in my car
Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa

@13menrollingdown
Two plus two plus zero plus one
I could buy a small fraction of a gun
@Turnil321
5 dollars worth less every day
It's the reptilians fault I say

@SuperShadowGuard
5 bucks, not enough for artichoke
Don't give a damn if I go broke
@SlashBolt
It's called inflation and it's here to stay
Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way

@thisnameismine
A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine
Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine
@clownymoosebean
Five dollars used to buy a footlong
Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong

@lonewanderer7926
Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop
Im the boss of the dollar shop
@thelegguy
5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket
Not because he's dead, just because I care about him

5 dolla! 5 dolla!

@lonewanderer7926
Every day I worked hard for this note
Even though it's not enough to fix my boat

@lonewanderer7926
Such potential, what a time to be alive
Strutting around with my dollars five

@eldonhoffman855
Small change fills my pockets with elation
Makes my moist groin subject to inflation

@thelordandsaviourcattochri3539
My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad
5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad.

Five dolla getting sadder and sadder
Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder
@cheesyboygouda
Wont remember nothing from tonight
Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right

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The Gooseman Plush toy is available until Sep 8th: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Download the track: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/uncle-warren-visits-his-friends Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 If you wou...

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The Gooseman Plush toy is available now: https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming ...

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Gooseman is available for stroking and touching! https://bit.ly/3QzI7ZE

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If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster In August the Gooseman plush toy will go on sale! If you'd like to be alerted about it sign up here: https://greasytales.gimmeswag.com/...

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2 scenes for Gooseman Runs for Office I decided not to animate.

They weren't part of the original script but I felt there were too many lizard threads thrown out there so I attempted an ending that would resolve them. However, these extra scenes didn't improve the cartoon enough for me to justify animating them.

Prime Minister Grabath Hirfo is voiced by Velex.
Todd is voiced by Tom Heist

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Gooseman's campaign for a senate seat is sabotaged by an old rival...
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Credits song: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/woah-woah

Todd McGovern Tom Heist
Reporter 1 Hannah
Reporter 2 WintonBoushall@gmail.com
Reporter 3 Vonbomb
Reporter 4 Paul Stufkosky
AKA Business Orc

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Fernando Plush Toy (available for limited time) https://bit.ly/3YCPmBa

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Blow You Up: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/blow-you-up

Meth Orcs Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHdIUUGqzkuFYlOtjX_eBWOccOp23e3Z

CAST
Fanny Ranger Vonbomb
Inflation Wizard Tom Heist
Catboy Leader Jake Meyer @ClocksVA
Catboy Paul Stufkosky AKA Business Orc
Treshtog Chris Voigt

Thanks for watching!

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Buy Fernando Plush Toy! https://bit.ly/3YCPmBa
Which character would you like to see as a plush toy?

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Hello moist friends, Fernando is available for stroking and touching! https://bit.ly/3YCPmBa

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Hello moist creatures. We are giving away some Fernandos!
How To Enter?
Sign up for emails: https://bit.ly/3la1PxF
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(One entry per person)
Submissions will end Tue Feb 7th 11:59 pm AEDT
Winners Announced: Thursday, Feb. 9th

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0:00 Dance of the Manwhore
1:13 Quest of the Manwhore
2:29 The Great Chimp Heist
3:45 Space Walrus
5:05 Rectal Computer
6:43 Fill My Black Hole
7:50 Vertical Seafood Taco
9:31 The Girl on TV

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Originals
Dance of the Manwhore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
Quest of the Manwhore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss7AQC79t2s
The Great Chimp Heist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc
Space Walrus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fr6c9Ek64&
Rectal Computer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-bYSC6OT6s
Fill My Black Hole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpR9kvaD1mE
Vertical Seafood Taco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q2djOnNSE
The Girl on TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=377Qjg0Fxog

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This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 Sequel to Regret: htt...

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This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobster Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 https://sexualobster....

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Become a sweaty walrus! Join the Walrus Pit: https://discord.gg/cAMyP22 http://patreon.com/sexualobster Thanks Skarth for idea.

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I need to know, let's not be coy. What if Fernando was a catboy? If you enjoyed this cartoon, please consider sharing it. This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my pat...