Buddy No Mistakes: Recent Episodes
Lewayne Mcqueen
No mistakes a Solo improv podcast by a Newe Dangui learning his native language Shoshone one word at a time. And other random stuff probably.
One joke over and over plugging in Shoshone/Newe words from the Ely Shoshone dictionary your welcome it’s a half hour of “jokes” Bar Jokes off the top of the head and that’s all #oopsAllPeanuts
An empty auditorium and the most politically influential comedian of all time. Conan O’Brien is mentioned, so is Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, WC Fields and Buck McGhee who isn’t a comedian. 25 natives are being filmed for a television show and I’m pretty sure I’ve at least met one of them. There are the usual deaths and mishaps and drama. And also Horses indeed smell like sh;+.
Todays episode has bad audio quality sorry I have a new set-up and it’s just not quite working yet we go through some chalapah and introduce Will Rogers yes that Will Rogers
1491’s and vaudeville pretendians as well as vaudeville donkey shows it’s not what you think and vaudeville’s version of child stars ie Pete Red Jacket and Sir Karhl a “young Sammy Davis Jr style performer” let’s learn and let’s laugh and let’s read Kliph’s book WE HAD A LITTLE REAL ESTATE PROBLEM, MTV’s The State is mentioned Mel brooks is mentioned I did not specifically mention Miachael Ian Black in this episode Monty Python was mentioned Improv was mentioned
Dana Carvey, 1491’s, Fus Fixico, Sitting Bull, and other comedians like Samuel Clemens and Alexander Posey are mentioned either in the book or in the commentary by me listen to find out which. This description is too short and vague to describe the scope of information and humor within like subscribe and give five stars due to WG (white guilt) right now my friends or due to IL (indigenous love) either way redbone was not mentioned nor was Zane Grey but their spirit was there
Book read and commentary nesteroff is still starting hard and coming out hot we still have commentary randomly throughout we made it to page 8 today and past chapter 1
I read and comment on a book I think is well worth reading WE HAD A LITTLE REAL ESTATE PROBLEM by Kliph Nesteroff and a PhD professor Jessica HL Elm as a consultant as well as the words here and there from the comedians themselves. I read the table of contents and comment on some of it this episode and we make it part way into the first chapter. I listened to Michael Ian Blacks OBSCURE podcast and was inspired to do my own book reading and commentary. Thanks for the inspiration Michael Ian Black. Also check out RED MAN LAUGHING pod and URBAN INDIANZ pod as well as per the book. Today we go from the table of contents to the Intro to part of the first chapter. Listen up and find out what the yogo’ers what the yogo-sticks etc… lock the gates or the residential students will escape.
A new improv form that ends with a true story but starts with a bitter character school losing sight learning lessons getting closer to family falling in love being embarrassed classroom trauma and getting passed FND the teacher failed and their gone
This is a dream mixed with something I wrote in high school just for a moment mixed with toddler time. It’s Oyo over the place at least that’s what I keep saying for five minutes. Enjoy and tune in next week for something completely different.
Bonus Meditation episode semi-guided make mabuhai and the other words your mantra visualization to follow then let it go
Taking on a character in a detached way, trying to feel what it’s like to be a daughter when you can never be one. She lives three moments in her life toddler, five, and fifteen. I (the actor) cry in this episode because I (the father) (the son) feel it too much at one point try to guess where. No crying go into this episode with the attitude don’t cry and I bet you do.
Strike inspired episode my bum is on things the mall and skid row faze in faze out am I here is this a podcast or am I a character do you exist?
Is this a poetry class? Bad dream. Good dream. Who really knows benna. And what about herself? Something’s missing.
Why do we pick the things we pick? A ring, a wedding ring, a kitten with a different color, a sprite like Mtn Dew why do we do the things we do? Adekwai we choose find out the why.
How can a prank phone go wrong? Do you know who you’re messing with? This is Mary Anne Sampson a pillar of the community and mafia Donna. It’s worse than you think Marty.
What did the circus look like for Natives in precolumbian America? Who cares here’s a funny fictional story that is purely imagination based it’s all improvised based on one word from the Ely Shoshone dictionary. One acrobat and two Yogochi (clowns). And how admiration and appreciation falls both ways… thanks for listening
A man gets ready for work and sits alone at a bus stop with his own feelings and thoughts, a grasshopper, a mouse, and a rock with the worlds least expressive and most average face on it. Other than that he is Ben which means alone.
A girl and a boy wear redden their cheeks for each-other. A trucker reddens his cheeks for other men. The manhole diner, truck stop, and gym are heavily featured. Things obscure are made clear for Daniel. Davy makes a romantic gesture for clementine. Kids are growing up to quick(?). Find out.
In this Dark Revenge comedy Mike Ramsay does a terrible thing to innocent people because he was judged. Seek shelter from the storm and you shall be saved. Seek higher ground than Mike Ramsey for sure. What a jerk. “Are you judging me?”
Me and Milly have three worlds including an alien one an extremely hot desert planet, planet Nissan possibly you’ll have to listen to find out. Or as a realist might see it I walk around with my toddler.
Uncle and nephew get along and are self assured. Aunty goes through a divorce fights and smokes and wins bingo two weeks in a row, the beavers build a dam and almost everyone and everything is chubby. Stereotypes are disputed by the audience.
A Shakespearean battle cry style play beginith here mine goodfellows join us and be merry we shall not tarry that’s your only content warning. Go forth.
Slice of life slow burning episode with me my dad Dave the Donner party and the ruby valley Shoshone make an appearance. You’ll learn how to build a fire in this episode it’s edutainment.
I’m offended by myself chop towbin Chloe kardashian, snoop dogg, Lamar Odem and a leprechaun without a name and a worse accent. It’s the biggest mistake so far we may have to wetsiui the episode from existence. But also I can’t stop giggling and that’s what’s actually offensive.
What’s it like for the only two Newe to avoid learning English? Find out in this improvised “movie form” featuring English speaking bugs played by Amelia McQueen
What if the terminator was more of a horror movie? Asked and answered in todays episode. Sign up for start play finish here. https://brightstaractingacademy.com/buddy-mcqueen
Two gangsters go to heaven but are sent back to apologize for their sins one though is sent into the body of a Girl Scout and has to do all their apologies in her body, maybe the Girl Scout gets whacked maybe life goes on. Also the girls soul gets popped out and lands in the gangsters body and she must attend her own life in his body. Will she drive a car?
A horror film after some rambling what else do you do with autumn and having barely survived a teenagers driving game? Write questions to improvspotdirectorlv@gmail.com I’ll work them into intros or outros
Each character is based on a word- this is an episode for people frustrated with work or home. Bonus bonus
Cartoon pigeons fall out of the sky and end up in the hospital kids tag a dumpster not for profits get called out and more….
People don’t like their food, a Las Vegas tourist is mistaken for a gourmet chef, a date goes slightly wrong and infomercials suck hard.
Three pieces death prison and bowling several he’e lots of split screen two commercials one drunk dad and hero mom stuff all comes together at the end
Animals takeover the world as the battle of the bands nears and Cassandra and her friends become heroic warriors for the human race. Brothers are reunited and work together to change things around in a big way. Octopuses talk then die. A mummified fur trapper hand saves the world ish.
A buhagande healer doesn’t heal anybody and we never find out what’s wrong with Andis George also kids order Big Macs and weddings are interrupted
What’s going on in David’s body at the end of the marathon it’s a body life episode will there be a blood pressure test how about a good day for winning time to listen to find out. This is our most coy description ever.
Slavoj Zizej joins Buddy Jesus Shakespeare Black Elk Russel Means MLK Bhudda Socrates and others in the TED X community to help learn or come to know things
We must admit when we’re beat and today was the day we still get in some words but words elude us. Bonus
This is not an after school special it’s about rights being taken away it’s my serious issues episode every pod needs one plus songs
Dr jokebox takes over the episode and chaos ensues buckle up and get ready to be assaulted with “jokes?” And if you survive you learn why I’m doing this podcast at all. Thanks and have a lovely day
All words learned so far on the podcast were abused in this episode that took way longer and accomplished way less than the other episodes. If you love commercials what’s wrong with you?
A twofer episode the second one is dark but the first one is not a recipe for frybread. Bizha yuhu means butter and nazitiwhakande’ means prison don’t confuse the two.
Two lonely souls meet and fall in love on valentines Super Bowl 2024 in sunny Las Vegas also action and intrigue and other stuff happens to the air.
Another Lost Episode me and Milly watch tv and it’s all the same and we lost like four segments and an invitation for listeners to write emails to improvspotdirectorlv@gmail.com please do and we’ll fold your answer or anecdotes into episodes as a game
Sliding doors what would life be like if different choices had been made by those with authority. Recorded differently over two days instead of one because of toddler interruption and it was a gift there are after all no mistakes.
Todays Sci Fi dystopian future film is a bleak landscape where a parasite leisure aristocracy is well taken care of and life is good… or is it? All improvised by Buddy McQueen.
In this slice of life movie we see a kid struggling with feeling pain until he sees his dad cry at a funeral then he cries real hard and when he grows up he can cry again. A “commercial” for emotional depth plumbers and appearances by “Opraah and Dr. Feel”
Finish the story yourself in this slice of life episodic to be continued new western civilization needs two things romance and mild violence and two doctors get married
This weeks movie is a documentary about my mom me and the child she’ll never know find out why by listening spoiler it’s because she passed before she met her.
This bonus has music and stuff that flies yeze improv previews of what a no mistakes episode is