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Archives Unlimited is a show where we use humor to approach Blaseball “lore” from many angles, including recaps, geography, stories, sound, and lengthy debates on anything arbitrary. Recorded at The Archival Committee Of Blaseball Addendums Central Offices (T.A.C.O.B.A.C.O.) at the heart of [undisclosed location] now brought to you Listeners!
THIS EPISODE: Jun joins Hazel in talking about media we like outside of Blaseball.
2:14 - How did you get into Blaseball?
5:00 - Artfight
19:38 - Ms.Marvel
32:04 - Blaseball Zine Jam
40:20 - Son Jensen
54:58 - Pup the band
58:53 - The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All
1:05:02 - Zero Escape
Follow and Support Jun on
Twitter: @_pysics
Artfight: pysics
AU Twitter: @ArchivesUnlimi
Hazel's Twitter: @Driftersoda
Originally recorded on January 07, 2023
Ryan of the Atlantis Georgias reached out do do an interview with us as someone who's not watched a single live game of blaseball. Recorded just before the debut of the Coronation Era. This episode we talked about how the georgias recruit people and how they got the word 'milf' banned on maincord, vampire the masquerade, and more.
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Fear of Big Things Underwater by Jacob Geller
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Ryan: @elfhiem on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted tacos)
Thanks for being here!
We have a corkboard and some red strings, time to attempt to weave a coherent analysis of Blaseball's themes and narrative for the Coronation era. AKA a thesis of the new era
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Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Frog: @\_friendlyfrog on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
Back at it again! New era, new rosters to rank based on their names. New ranking system too! Join us as we rank all 24 teams and compare them to their old rosters. Are they better? Are they worse? Who's going to win round 2?! Let's find out.
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
Bluey, Dragoni, and guest Theremin go over the latest fall ball and other happenings on the site. Other topics include: the catboy revolution, team pineapple, what's in the box?, #WASHTHETICKER, and more! Happy April Fool's Day!
Hi AU is back from the holidays and we brought you the first episode of 2023 and the last to end the Fall Ball series. I here we discuss some recent changes from Maincord decentralizing lore, the new era's division's and alongside the player drops. Players we discussed in no particular order: Comfort Septembrish, Winnie Hess, Sexton Wheerer, Hendricks Richardson, Eugenia Garbage, Peanutiel Duffy, Tiana Takahashi, Mullen Peterson, Beans McBlase, Evelton McBlase II, Parker Macmillan, Scratch Deleuze, Wanda Schenn, Seren Moss, Kaj Statter Jr. , Donia Bailey, Jorge Owens, Norman Muggins, Dunlap Figueroa
A special thank you to you listener for sticking with us this whole Fall Ball series and for any listeners that have been with us through the year :]
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Eve & Mullen fic by Moondragon8
Where you can find us!
Frog: @\_friendlyfrog on twitter
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
Dragoni endures Krow and Hazel’s half hour-long talk on their beloved fallen players.
Look out for Lunar New Year 2023 activities Jan 20-29 2023 supporting YACAP
Timestamps:
13:08 - Start of Falls
15:10 - Famous Owens
35:08 - Cedric Spliff
41:09 - Sixpack Dogwalker
42:01 - Neerie McCloud
49:38 - Gloria Bugsnax
54:43 - Howell Franklin
1:00:19 - Son Jensen
1:32:00 - Stan Schenn
1:32:58 - Grollis Zephyr
1:33:50 - Kelvin Drumsolo
1:34:51 - Abbott Wright
1:36:17 - Yosh Carpenter
1:36:40 - Logan Rodriquez
1:38:18 - Itsuki Weeks
1:41:17 - Simon Haley
1:43:46 - Are there Any Place names?
1:44:36 - Ratings
1:46:20 - Predictions
1:47:57 - Shoutouts
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Released Fic (some Famous in there)
to it's feast for precious hearts
Gloria fic by waveridden; By marquis
Fractured Realities and Timelines That Cannot Be
holding me like water in your hands by Dasy
Mob Psycho 100
Where you can find us!
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Catch us in the Taco Stand and several blaseball servers. Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi Thanks for being here!
Krow, Gob, Frog and Bluey discuss week 7 of Fall Ball. In this episode: everyone should get a magic player, On field fighting, vtubers and for the first time ever timestamps!!
Timestamps:
23:35 - Start of Falls
26: 41- Jesús Koch
32:16 - Blimp Hardison
37:38 - Sixpack Santiago
38:11 - Lady Matsuyama
49:06 - Ilane Snart
1:06:07 - Declan Suzanne
1:18:55 - Terrell Bradley
1:19:35 - Rush Valenzuela
1:21:00 - Augusto Reddick
1:21:38 - Conrad Twelve
1:22:34 - Dovydas Peeps
1:23:26 - Bottles Suljak
1:26:04 - Donna Milicic
1:27:17 - Mcdowell Mason
1:30:46 - Jelly Burgertoes
1:32:40 - Steals Mondegreen
1:33:47 - Ratings
1:39:49 - Shoutouts, Plugs, and where you can find us
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A Specially Adapted Underwater Wheelchair
Chihuahua on top of 8 cheeseburgers
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @\_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
In this swagalicious episode, the players we talk about this drop are: Gloria Bentley, Mira Lemma, Lenjamin Lin, Bonk Jokes, Beck Whitney, Elijah Valenzuela, Nerd Pacheco, Una Manhattan, Foxy Pebble, Jenkins Good, Willow Dice, Durham Spaceman, Rosa Holloway and Pippin Carpenter
For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.
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Val Hitherto x Nerd Pacheco fics
running like a lonely soul on fire by marquis
Music for that one part in the pod is “Elevatorstuck” by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin
Where you can find us!
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (rip ted)
Thanks for being here!
Happy five of them Friday. On this episode: we can rebuild them (The Georgias), fish dimensions, dinosaurs, ghost mayors, aussie Knight Triumphant, and the horrifying Subaru Brat.
For discussion of this episode, join us in the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck in Fanworks.
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world map according to fish
proof of life by waveridden
for those that remember or those that still sing by ivyns
arturo art
Victor Robles and the praying mantis
joshua watson art
esme ramsey art
dead mans party by Impernia
Jordan Adika as Knight Triumphant
ruthless art
tad seeth art
Yell Parks Pod ep about the Yellowstone National Park
the subaru brat
monkey nuts
The Barnacle Goose Experiment
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
HELP IT’S ONLY THE 4TH WEEK AND I’VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS ON WHAT TO PUT IN THESE DESCRIPTIONS. We were going to name this “Plump blorpo in the shadows” but something even worse came out. In this episode: Gob’s prediction comes true, big brother, fire eater swaps, Margo and Reese would get along, trauma bonding, day 1 players, home and away games, the moon, dashcon ballpit, the lorax
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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Gob’s Prediction
to the people who take the long view
Gob’s Reese Clark art
Roots by Marquis
Dunn Keyes/IF-36.688
Dunn Keyes/IF-52.562
Slow March by waveridden
Sugarmade by waveridden
Swapsies by waltztangocache
Iz’s Mankini gnome Elvis
Curmudgeons
Spears Taylor art
My friend the octopus by marquis
First proof by Crewe
A ficlet about dunlap figueroa
The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (commission meeee)
Krow:@lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
Week 3! Give it up for Week 3! Talking points: 3 months of Fall Ball, posting, stormchasers, Bevan Wise's big naturals, ice puppets, moms spaghetti, and bricking The Book.
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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Four Eels comic
Miss Jackson by Outkast
Denim Alfredo Art by Cicatricks
Ice Puppet Oedipus
Black Hole Spaghetti
fresco by waveridden
Hades Tigers: SC 0 by Krow
Skyrim Shuffle by mans1ay3r on youtube (headsup for NSFW content)
Where you can find us!
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (lokrow on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Today's episode was edited by Frog
Thanks for being here!
Fall Ball 2!! Can we reach the email count? In today's fall ball we talk about: Zack Sanders and body autonomy, Gabriel Griffith on the Hot Ones, THE BIG GRACK and Ivy, Barry Buckhard, MLM, the Houston Astros, Chorby Short's world tour, Axel Campbell, AND the taco's receiving Tot Best
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks.
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Stara’s series
Joeblood
Prelude to a Gloogle Calendar Invitation
Gob’s GG crab art
Slender man cooking hotdogs
The Houston Astros Cheating Scandal
Jace’s Art
Morpho Anatomy for Artists
Snap Grackle Pop
Hayzel's kofi
Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr) (commission meeee)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
Blaseball is back! Sort of…
The black hole spits out several players from the league onto different teams. This event is dubbed as the Fall Ball where every week each team will get one more player. Play must continue.
Thanks to a suggestion from KiloZombie of BACo fame, this will now be a weekly series from us! Bluey, Gob, Dragoni and Hayzel discuss the first week’s drop of players. Why are the Tacos freaking out about the Kranch? Just who is Charlatan Seabright? Saul Goodman? Divorce? The power of IRMs and lore, and what could Fall Ball mean for the future of Blaseball?
Find out more on the Fall Ball: https://www.blaseball.com/landing
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks. Please tell us how Pothos is pronounced.
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Kranchmas
Jace’s art of Edric and Qais
Dragonis’s Blasetorber fic
Hen WTC Archie Lampman fic
Where you can find us!
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Dragoni: @Dddragoni (dddragoni on tumblr and archive of our own)
Hayzel: @driftersoda on twitter (@launlimitedtacos on tumblr)
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
Thanks for being here!
Hello! We are back with our second shipping episode with today’s special guest and friend of the show Jasmine (she/her) here to talk about the Atlantis’ Georgia's Niq Nyong'o and Flattery McKinley’s relationship. In this episode we talk about Autism, Coelacanths, THE GRACK, dad clothes, and lesbians
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Flattery's dad outfit
Figures I'd end up in Philadelphia (Art)
Figures, I'd end up in Philadelphia (Video)
The GRACK
Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar 2.5 meter long eurypterid
Where you can find us!
Jasmine: @wayslidecool(@wayslidecool on tumblr) wayslide on Splatoon 3 splashtag is 2533
Frog: Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers as well as Splatoon 3
Krow: @lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)
Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (riv ted)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
What's the guy-to-goober ratio? Who's Mid? And most importantly...WHO WON? We rank the 24 blaseball teams in the ILB based purely on the names of the players they had on their OG rosters. But the ranking system is: the sun with sunglasses drawn in the corner, phone battery at full charge, frozen yogurt, the sim could do better, and orange
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Jasmine's/Atlantis Georgias tweet
Gob's song
Red Flags ft. Montaigne
Where you can find us!
Gob:@glassgoblin on twitter (@glassgob on tumblr)
Bluey: in the tacostand and several blaseball servers
Krow:@lokrow on twitter (@lokrow on tumblr)
Hazel:@driftersoda on twitter
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.
Cover Illustration by Gob.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (oh god ted is lose oh no)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
So the siesta has finally caught up with us and we decided to record an episode without plan. It's the start of July and what's the deal with artfight? We finally let Gob spill the beans on brockbertie. Sometimes blaseball really is just about spinning two players in your head like rotisserie chickens.
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mrs. silk (you need an artfight account to access this link)
hazel explains blaseball to their friend
the art of max turner
the specific brock art we were looking at
lurching in the sun by marquis
Lore Doc: Tosser-Forbes
jun's art of son jensen
just look up the legend form of Palkia from Pokemon
brockbertie fancam
200% Beefy Chips (aka Chips!) (artfight link)
Bead Lixard (artfight link)
Where you can find us!
Frog: @_friendlyfrog on twitter and friendlyfrog on artfight
Gob: @glassgoblin on twitter and artfight (@glassgob on tumblr)
Hazel: @driftersoda on twitter and artfight
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper.
Illustration by Gob.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
Do baltimore ghosts dream of crab sheep? A narrator chimes in to clear a few things up.
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Clawliday Inn Wiki and Rumor Registry
Hotel Umbra
Thank you to our amazing cast!
Krow: @lokrow
Deejay: @BlaseballACo tacoba.co
Dragoni: @Dddragoni
Gob: @glassgoblin @glassgob on tumblr)
You may find Bluey and Hazel in the Taco stand discord as well as the Bubble
Archives Unlimited would like to thank Steven Wiki, Baliset, Beelijah, UnabashedlyRose, Deejay as well as everyone who contributed to the clawliday inn irms.
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper. Sound effects provided by Freesound.org
Cover Illustration by Krow.
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-podco-truck channel under Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
Believe in the heart of the cards. If you've been following our archivist and artist birbteef on her twitter, you may be familiar with the 60 tarot cards she drew of the Tacos, Magic, Firefighters, and Dale. Birb walks listeners through each card in the tarot deck and why she assigned what for each Blaseball character with hosts Frog, Gob, Dragoni and special guest Krow of the Hades Tigers. Of swords, and wands, and cups and pentacles
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The Tarot Deck
Fundraiser
Ficlet by stara
waltztangocache on ao3
{YTP} ~ A Guy's Gross Games
Where you can find us!
Birb:@birbteef
Frog:@_friendlyfrog
Gob:@glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Dragoni:@DDDragoni (DDDragoni on ao3)
Krow:@lokrow
This week's episode was edited by Hazel Cooper and Krow.
Illustration by Birbteef.
Our twitter is@ArchivesUnlimi (I couldn't fit Ted in the character count.)
For discussion of this episode, join us at theUnlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
Thanks for being here!
Welcome to another episode of the infinite archves! In this episode we do a player deepdive on tacos very own batter Bork Holloway with hosts Hazel, Bluey and Bog of the Philly Pies. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Cheese, Season 17, the OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME GOTTA HIT SEND QUICK-
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April Fools :)
Where you can find us!
Bog/Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord
Hazel: oh you know
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from Bog/Gob
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
Bluey tells their friend (and final fantasy 14 expert) Ven about what blaseball is. It goes as well as you'd think. Topics: Turtles!. Zippy DeShields, Hazel's pbong art crimes, the Jazz Hands and more!
Where you can find us!
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Zippy DeShields art by Izzy
Ven: @Turtletoaster / @hotaliendad
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 (discord)
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (Ted isn't here I think...)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
We're back with Part 2 ! Topics include: Moracourse, Hiroto “Ace in the Hole” Wilcox, The Tigers rotation will never be bad , Hotel C̶a̶l̶i̶f̶o̶r̶n̶i̶a̶ Umbra
And will Bluey finally get some answers to that door?
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How to pronounce Axolotl
Help krow's friend out
Mera says to check out Queendom 2
Play Psychonauts 2
Mitski's New albulm: Laurel Hell
Where you can find us!
Socials:
Krow: @lokrow
Mera: @miasmajesties
On Discord
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670
Mera: magik#4742
Krow: Lokrow#1801
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Post-pod music is the "It's just a burning memory but it sounds happy and normal"
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
We’ve got some new recruits for the Archives! Krow and Mera of the Hades Tigers discuss Hades lore to Hazel and Bluey of the Tacos. Topics: The origins of E’ morning, found family, Hades (the place), Tigerbeams forever babyyyy, What happened to Ruby Tuesday?, The sim crafts better stories than all of us, Amnesia Timeloops
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LA jukebox
Many Stripes | A Hades Tigers Music Album
Between Violences (A Late-Night Turnipfingers Speculative)
This was stated in the second part of the episode but Krow shouted out a donation link for their friend so go check it out: https://twitter.com/Lokrow/status/1485042712445440001?s=20&t=ESJvXqyKhiU_53Xcb1Mcrw
Mera says to check out Queendom 2
Where you can find us!
Socials:
Krow: @lokrow
Mera: @miasmajesties
On Discord
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670
Mera: magik#4742
Krow: Lokrow#1801
COVER ART is by Hazel’s Alternate
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Our twitter is @ArchivesUnlimi (We don’t know where Ted went)
For discussion of this episode, join us at the Unlimited Tacostand under the-shelled-ones-podcast channel in Fanworks
Stay Tuned for Part 2! Coming Next Friday
Welcome back to Frog's Deepdives! Join yours truly (Frog), Birb, and Hazel as we dig deep into Rat Mason, star batter and long-time Taco. Talking points include, but are not limited to: Pathologic Classic HD, mech suit logistics, the 2007 classic Pixar film Ratatouille, gay rat weddings, and the 405 Interstate in California.
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Archivist Gob's beautiful Furby rat
A very large rat
Fat Fuck Friday
A horrifying picture of the 405 Interstate
The Los Angeli Jukebox
Where you can find us!
Hazel: @driftersoda
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Birb: @birbteef
COVER ART is by our wonderful host Frog
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the PVZ 2 Big Wave Beach Win with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Host Birb takes Frog and Caru on a lore talk of infamous Taco and Dale player Peanut Bong with special guest Churgalax! Topics include but not limited to: Dan the man, time with the dale, the shelled ones pods(not the podcast), time with the tacos, tacos shadows, The memeification of peanut bong, ruining the career of Nerd Pacheco, and much more!
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Jesus Chair 1
Jesus Chair 2
Jimmy Carter Peanut Bong
Where you can find us!
Birb: @birbteef
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Caru and Churgalax live solely on the discord
COVER ART is by me Hazel (The editor)
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Welcome to your first official episode! Frog Bluey and Gob take a lore deepdive into Taco player Basilio Fig and their conception from lorejams to wiki
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Loxs fig x mcmason art
Tiny figs/figlets
The twitch clip mentioned in 1:18:27
Where you can find us!
Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Bluey: blue yub 03#0670 on the tacostand discord
COVER ART is by our wonderfu host of today Frog
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
A Reset. A new Beginning. This entire trailer is meta-lore heavy.
CONTENT WARNING: loud noises, static, audio skipping, and distrubing audio design
The transcript can be found here: https://tinyurl.com/4bf6pcy9
What happens when you trap 4 Blaseball artists in a room with unlimited hubris and make them rank the sexiest teams in the entire ILB through ~vibes~ ? Let’s find out :)
cw: horny? (implied) per DeeJay’s suggestion
Alcoholic spicy milk at 1:14:13
Note: this was recorded before the Atlantis Georgias episode hence Hazel not knowing much about them yet
Shoutout zone
Collins Melon Shirt Cut Meme https://twitter.com/HetreaSky/status/1403926051193982981?s=20
Juan Gee art https://twitter.com/juangeedraws/status/1316325299605307393?s=20
Glassgoblin art of the tigers pitchers https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1391785105157410817/photo/1
Fitz blackburn by @Panic_Attract
https://twitter.com/panic_attract/status/1320429669401849856?s=21
Valentine https://twitter.com/validtine
Corpserevivers fanfic that Gob mentioned https://archiveofourown.org/works/28092198
La Jukebox https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/
Our socials on twitter!
Gob: @glassgoblin ( @glassgob on tumblr )
Birb: @birbteef
Frog: @_friendlyfrog
Hazel: @driftersoda
Find us@ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter
And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from Gob
Content Warning:
PG-13 suggestive joke (very middle-school level immaturity)
This is clipped from the Main episode because it was non-maincord friendly so It is here as it's own seperate thing instead! So I guess this is a Bonus ep
The title tells it all folks! Our host Bluey explains notable Atlantis Georgias lore to Hazel, DDDragoni and Aubz who know next to nothing about the Georgias. Listen to 3 archivists be horrified and in awe for 100 minutes! Topics include but not limited to: The crime of Rigby Friedriech, Gay People, Bears, League renowned bad player Knight Triumphant, Getting offtopic, Aubz using her peanut prophet powers, the sim does not like the Georgias, the unfortunate duality of Flattery Mckinely and much more!
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Jasmine's Twitter
Angelica Offdiscord by Valentine using Rosy’s design
Rosy’s Jessica Two-lophone
The Bubble ( the Atlantis Georgias’ Side-discord)
NAWBALL (NaN and Wyatt Brain Alliance of the Larger League) is a discord server dedicated to Wyatt, the Mic and all things Mason
McKinely Otten Twitter
Goobie Ballson Twitter
The horrible Caprisun version of Yurts Buttercup
Buy Psychonauts pls <3 ( I don’t know how to link to a steam page…)
Aubz’s Twitter
DDDragoni’s Twitter
Dragoni’s really cool baseball fics
You can find a transcript of this episode here
Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter
And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy
We go by Hazel Cooper#2668, blue yub 03#0670, DDDragoni#3300 and Aubz#8468 on discord
This episode was Transcribed and Edited by Hazel Cooper. The Cover Art was also by them
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Yeehaw folks! Join archivists Hazel Cooper and Bluey as they look over the not-lore of the LA Tacos pre-history MVP Jackson Rodriguez who played in Season A. Haha what do you mean we lored Jackson Rodriguez? No we didn’t <3
Full Disclaimer: None of this is going to the Wiki. This was all done in good fun and to recap a very cool moment that happened in the TacoStand
Find us @ArchivesUnlimi on Twitter
And in the Taco Stand Discord: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy
We go by Hazel Cooper#2668 and blue yub 03#0670 on discord
A transcript for the episode can be found here (which contains the Burger King foot lettuce parody at the end): https://tinyurl.com/5b9wwbb9
COVER ART is by our wonderful Frog
INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC is the Plants Vs Zombies 2 Big Wave Beach Win Sound with additional vocals from @glassgoblin on twitter
Shoutout zone:
Sorry for being cringe. The original mayonnaise tumblr post is lost to time so I only found this screencap at a meme page https://me.me/i/i-want-to-name-my-daughter-mayonnaise-and-shorten-it-d918ff478d7a4ae1b1d13917c4a846d4
Thanks kilozombie and DeeJay from discord (and also BACo I guess)
Somewhere in the blaseball universe, audio tests have begun
(Note from Hazel: this is just a cryptic way of saying that the pilot episodes are releasing through me experimenting on soundscaping. So I guess this is a trailer? For pilot episodes?)
Content Warnings:
SFX: robot voice and mild static sound