Spicoli’s Morning Fiasco: Recent Episodes

Jason Spicoli

Funny, entertaining and unpredictable. Listen live weekdays 6-10a on 89.7 The River. Miss anything? You’re in the right spot to get caught up.

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Spicoli has rocked the mic for 18 years on 89.7 The River, starting Spicoli's Morning Fiasco July 2004. 

Thank you for allowing me to be part of your world, I am so grateful! Details coming soon on the next opportunity. 

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Thursdeee's Tasty Bits:

How did they get this cow down after it got stuck in a tree?

I can't believe we have to say this about mosh pits?

Are these the best old TV Theme songs?

Little kid or drunk adult...you give us the scenario and we guess!

People who finish a food item and put the container back in the fridge empty….EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

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Spicoli calls out Taz for how he was rubbing the "cat's tail" aka the "plant corn dog".

Funny would you rather questions that really make you think like would you rather have pogo sticks as arms or legs?

Am I Weird Wednesday? This caller's husband...he is violating his nose and needs to stop!

DQ customer urinates on the counter but why?

What would be a worse form of punishment other than jail? All this dude has to do is read a few THICK books.

Michael Jordan's used underwear is going for how much on an auction site?

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Listener had a dream about Spicoli and Taz and maybe it's a sign of what we need to do?

CHALLENGE: Say something nice about Nebraska Football! Listeners try really hard and the responses are great

FML Monday: What happened when this dude ate the "special brownies"?

MEAT CUBE full of raw chicken on the luggage carousel just going round and round. Who wants to  claim it?

We pause SMF for 13 seconds for the 13 American Hero's who we lost in Afghanistan including Omaha's own Daegan Page, 23, was a US Marine and went to Millard South High School.

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New Zealand’s COVID-19 response minister urged people to socially distance when they go outside and to DO WHAT??

How have you accidentally hurt your kid? Spicoli's four-year-old son had an "incident"

Facebook news: Woman offers a mobile breastfeeding service...and the comment sections turns rotten.

Women call to tell us the creepy ways dudes have hit on them "hey do you want to go 50/50 on a baby"

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Taz and Spicoli Reunite After Some Time Apart

10,000 Steps Is Old And Busted. Try This Instead

Fill in the blank: I would rather drink__________ than a Pumpkin Spice Latte

What was your unusual school mascot? We heard some really odd ones including MARKERS! But that's just the beginning....

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Thursdee's tasty bits!

This MLB game in Iowa tonight is going to be iconic! Guess who is throwing out the first pitch?

Man confronts woman for pooping on his lawn! Was it justified?

Little kid or drunk adult?? This person calls 911 on his dad because he matches the description of terrorist??

Dude at McDonald's busted for tattooing a little kid! If 8-year-old you could get a tattoo, what would be covered in?

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Spicoli pits his birthday presents up against each other and you have to determine which is better!

Crazy woman is going around and licking EVERYTHING at the grocery store

Spicoli lost Dare Dice, listen to him suck helium out of a balloon for the first time and sing himself Happy Birthday

How'd you accidentally hurt your junk? This man with a nail gun, YIIIIIIKES! 

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It's time to shower Spicoli with all the birthday love. This is how we make you feel special on the fiasco....

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Am I The Jerk...you give us the scenario, we tell you if you're the jerk or not. Today this dude calls out his chick for slurping her spaghetti.

Funny Vaccine PSA but we have questions??

Britney Spears goes crazy over getting her first Ipad. We expand the conversation

Facebook News: Jenny Is A Scream Machine!

You vs. us in a battle....your last Amazon purchase is your weapon! Who wins?

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Tuesday's Tasty Bits:

Nebraska Monopoly, what should the eight pieces be? Yes, we already have Runza.

Normalize winning Bronze in the Olympics. Why is that so bad?

Listener reveals how he accidentally exposed himself at QT. And based on the calls we got, accidentally exposing yourself happens more often than  you think.

Want to get speeders to slow down in your neighborhood? Taz's unethical life pro tip.

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Monday's Tasty Bits:

These snakes sure look like a certain body part...

Imagine sitting on the public toilet and you get a random visitor crawling underneath the door

Redneck engineering, ever do it? Olympian wins gold after using WHAT to fix her kayak? 

Joey Chestnut reveals what happens to his body after he devours 76 weeeeners

Love or Hate self check out??

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Dude gets his arm mangled after sticking his arm in the Jauguar pen at zoo

You have to hear this "third leg" gaffe

Ever get arrested on date? Listen to these stories from the WMDA

Facebook News: Kurt thinks he's in a relationship with a girl but really he's a Grubhub driver

Iowa and Nebraska have the "corn sweats"

Confession Session! What Kurt did with the Cop's daughter after getting arrested, YIKES

Is this the biggest burn of all time on SMF? On Genius Award woman calls out her ex for claiming to get a vasectomy and getting prego with twins

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Thursdeee's Tasty Tidbits:

Mail Thief Karen caught and goes nuclear

Women Reveal FIVE Qualities Men Think Are Attractive That Are Actually Giant Turn-Offs

NEW FEATURE! Explain yourself: People who do not replace the toilet paper roll, explain yourself

Ever get into a fight with a customer at work? We heard from one listener who through a guy threw a window and woman who beat a man with a chair. Find out why!

Fred Durst doesn't look like Fred Durst.

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This morning we were giving away tickets to Blue October and we brought out one of our fiasco favorites: AM I WEIRD WEDNESDAY? 

Tell us why you're weird weird and if you weird us out you win. The caller with the freaky foot issues messed us up. Enjoy...

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Joey Jordison, Slipknot’s founding drummer and co-writer passed away at the age of 46. Our boss Sophia John discovered and developed the band back in Des Moines when she was working at a local radio station. She has many fond memories with the band and had a lot of interesting tidbits to share about Joey. Stuff like, how he he started in a jazz band, working at a gas station, her nickname for him that he loved, what her dog would do to him and so much more. For maggots or heavy metal fans, this is truly a treat to peak behind the curtains of one of the most biggest metal bands of our time. 

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Tuesday's Tasty Bits:

Would you give a flip flop beatdown if you saw this couple doing THIS on the beach?

Council Bluffs Bubble Bandits strike again and it's costing tax payers how much to clean up?

How hot is it jokes because why not laugh when you're suffering from swamp ass!

Am I The Jerk for accepting a drink from another man before my actual date?

Man with no arms is confusing women with this dirty offer!

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Drunk dude goes off on his mom through the Ring Camera....just one problem though.

Little Kid Or Drunk Adult?! This week, sticking socks in the microwave and calling the cops on your reflection.

Woman believes men are mistreated in this country and gives examples??

Listeners call and tell us their proposal fails! 

Two Lincoln teenagers are heroes for how they saved a little kid! 

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Jackass is back! Would you join us in theaters to watch?

This band is releasing their own BONG

NFL player rips a heart out of a fish and eats it while it's still beating. What's the most unusual food you've eaten?

Taz thought I was really talking about "Playing The Tuba" ya know, our code word for "doing it" but I was, um...wow, there was a lot of confusion. 

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Tuesday's tasty bits!

Jean companies say this woman has the best butt, however Taz would like say a few words

Who has the ehem...bigger "rocket" Bezos or Branson

What do you do better drunk?? Because this guy drinks and drones!

We lost Chester FOUR years ago today! Let's look back at the time when we had him on SMF

Arby's why? Why did you do this to your menu?! 

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Friday's Tasty Bits:

Listen to how this man stole 29 beers from a concession stand

What's a Zaddy? It just got added to the Dictionary.

1 in 5 People say they've done this with a co-worker at work!

Facebook news: Jen hates millenial parenting

Ramen Noodle Tragedy

Why did you cry at work

Other than humans, did dogs have the best come up?

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Thursday's Tasty Bits! 

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We got news on former Huskers Coach Frank Solich and the new Nebraska Athletic Director hire is compicated.

You have to hear this 3-year-old's hilarious response to her dad getting body wash

What did you kid accidentally swallow? Spicoli's 1-year-old ate a goat turd at the zoo

RIP Taco Bell

Is this the dream job? Woman makes $4,200 a month selling her what?!

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OPPD's PSA on not jumping rope with power lines is shocking.

FML Monday: Dad reveals why he's doesn't want anymore kids!

Ask Sophia! Your questions, her answers. If the BIG FOUR passed the torch. Who do you think they would crown? Sophia reveals her four! Do you agree or disagree?

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This celebrity claims we'll have a new President by August 13th? We figured out who it will be.

Hypothetically speaking, what animal would you take a hit out on? Man takes a hit out on a peacock and it worked!

Facebook news: Andy lost his cat and Meg has jokes!

Which is better: Cheese Edition

Why should you be dead? Garbage can saves a man from lightning strike!

Taz rants on iconic band!

Genius award: listener goes trick or treating stoned and it backfired! 

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Listeners share what it's like dating someone much older or younger than you?

Kool-Aid Man Challenge is here in Omaha. Hear what teens are doing and we propose new dumb challenges!

Mom names her kids after three heavy metal band names!

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Tuesday's Tasty Tidbits

How quick witted are you? Play Think Fast!

Listener did what in the car while rockin' us?

This corrections officer going through a rough patch in her marriage found love in the wrong place!

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BBC mixes up Bill Cosby with who?

We pit two common 4th of July things up against each other and decide which is better! For example, Top Gun or Captain America The First Avenger?

Facebook News: Who ate Adam's Chocolate Cake at work? He's ready to fight and his co-worker wants all the smoke. 

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You can hear by the sound of Joe's voice this is BAD. This is real bad. What would you do? Would you keep or quit your job?

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Thursday's Tasty Bits:

Creepy Bill Cosby Call

Dating Expert Calls You A Loser If You Like to Drink, Watch Sports And Play Video Games

Little Kid Or Drunk Adult?  You give us a crazy scenario, we guess if you were a little kid or drunk adult?! Dude sets his grandpa on fire with fireworks and another smacks her brother with a poopy diaper. 

Science claims Deliciously Chubby Men are better in bed? So we have to ask, ladies who have been with both...who is better in bed fat or skinny men?

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River Riot Headliner Halestorm’s lead singer Lzzy Hale gets you hype! She touched on surprises she has in store, her favorite three songs to play live, one song she won’t play,  her secret to writing the hits, social media fun, new music on the way, Spicoli’s big prediction about the show and Lzzy really hopes it comes true!

Grab your tickets now, buy one get one at Ticketmastser.com through July 4th only!

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Dead Poet Society Singer Jack Underkofler shares with us how he wasn't really vibing with their smash song ".CoDA." when they originally wrote it and how one relationship changed that. He also discusses how he couldn't sing very good at first but one rockstar inspired him to up his game! You know what would be cool? If we could get this band to Omaha....we go over what that would take to get his band from L.A. to here! Enjoy!

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The legendary band is no longer going to make music and we're happy about this!

Which is better: Fireworks Edition!?

Fml Monday: Let this be a warning if you plan on wearing party hats

Spicoli got his fake ID taken away when he was 20 but find out how he managed to get it back! 

Woman married a dolphin and then it died. WHAT?

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Got something you need to get off your chest? CONFESS! 

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Dropout Kings from Arizona swing by The River to kick it on Spicoli's Morning Fiasco to touch on their smash song "Virus", how Linkin Park brought them together, how they hated their band name at the beginning, being 4/20 friendly and their love for anime! 

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Wednesday's Tasty Bits! 

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Friday's tasty bits:

This Nebraska celebrity made a big change

Should you be able to get a refund at a garage sale? Taz shares his etiquette. 

Facebook news: Dude calls out people who live with 5 cats or more

A trucker goes viral for looking like Amy Schumer with a major plot twist!

Play which is better game! For example: Stella's or Sushi Blue?

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Woman breaks world record with babies!

Unfun facts, you're not eating real wasabi.

Can you identify which headline is real and which is fake?

Spicoli shares an inappropriate place where someone was watching XXX!

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Wednesday's Tasty Bits:

Dump truck driver falls asleep at the wheel in Elkhorn and crashed into what?

Just The Tip: I'll give you the tip of the song, you have to identify it. This week's theme is DAD. 

Dare Dice Archive: Spicoli surprise calls his Father-In-Law, has to say "I Love You" until he says it back. Things get uncomfortable.

Little Kid or Drunk Adult? Friends tell us a crazy story, we guess little kid or drunk adult.

In a dry spell? We have the ultimate solution to get back in the game! 

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Friday's tasty tidbits?

Which is better is fun way we pit two things against each other and you have to pick one!

Facebook news is a Friday staple and this week Ronald sound rotten!

Shinedown, is there anything this band can't do?

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Over Memorial Day I was talking about  Beck holding hands with his “girlfriend”.  Was she not? NOW he wants to set the record straight!

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Wednesday's Tasty Bits:

The latest changes you need to know with Sokol Auditorium in Omaha!

Listen to why Vince Neil Walks off stage mid-song at a festival in Iowa

Listeners call and tell us they would really fight a bear to save their dog!

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Tuesday's Tasty Bits:

Cool or Cringe: Cartman impersonator covers Linkin Park

How did a seven-year-old save his dad and sister's life?

Two Omaha doctors are in the middle of a divorce but can't agree on when — or whether — they got married.

How long did you have your first car before you totaled it?

Listener sends 11 letters to radio station covered in WHAT?! ICK!! 

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Friday's Tasty Bits:

Ever feel rain drops falling on your face but it's not raining? Bad news: Cicadas!

Super rude and clueless pregnancy announcement?  

Woman gives birth on the side of the highway. You have to hear this!

Taz can't stop laughing at a certain word during Facebook news

Passionate Memorial Day Tribute

Could you sleep at night if you had a hole in your ceiling filled with snakes?

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Imagine swimming and seven bears walk up for a dip

Unusual way you found out you were being cheated on? Woman finds out via newpaper

School scandal! Science teacher wants to know student's turn ons??

RIP to School of Rock Star

This Should Be Every Homeowner's Worst Nightmare!

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Friday's Tasty Bits:

How long before they pay you to get the vaccine?

Hypothetically, we're fired! Listeners get creative and give us some interesting work

Facebook News, get your popcorn ready....this woman claims her daughter is prettier than the others

New $100 Million Concert Venue Coming To Omaha. We reveal the name and Taz wants to do what in it first?

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Wednesday's Tasty Bits:

Did the thief die after getting knocked out by a UFC fighter?

Olympic Champion Catching Heat For Her Spicy Breastfeeding Pic

$26 Million Dollars Gone Because You Just Had To Wash Your Clothes

Just The Tip: This week's theme is GIRLS!

Ladies, help! What do men think looks good that doesn’t?

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Could you beat up a chimp in a fight?

Taz's missing cat made the "news"

An NFL player doesn't mind eating squirrel

6-year-old kid blew up a bridge!

What drink messed you up that you will never touch again?

What is it about you... that would make us drive right past you if you were hitchhiking? 

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A few of Monday's Tasty Tidbits:

This baseball beer bat is outstanding. What can we put in it?

How long did Taz's cat go missing for?

This dude got free burritos the sleaziest way...

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Just a few of Wednesday's tasty bits!

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A few of Monday's tasty bits:

Kid Rock had a nasty incident at his bar involving poop!

A Deadpool type proposal at the NFL Draft

FML Monday: Always check your spelling before you reply all in a company email. OPE!

Woman's boyfriend sends her an "original" love poem and it's just lyrics to this song! 

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Ultimate burn here on Facebook news. Cringe!

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Taz ruins Spicoli's feel good story...

Game: I'll give you a million dollars but.....(bad scenario here)

What'd you accomplish on your bucket list? Listener shares a wild story about the Ranch Bowl!

Facebook News: Carl gets roasted by his sister...and her burn is SAVAGE.

Did you know you can eat dandelions? Taz puts it to the test and it goes as well as you'd expect...

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Family dispute! Ever got a family member off? Find out why Taz cut off his aunt

Spicoli's favorite baseball player gets hit with a 97mph fastball. Is he ok?

Unfun facts!

Scary Freak Accident...super sad!

Headlines! Did this happen in Florida or not?

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Fiasco Wednesday's Tasty Bits:

Check out all the popular bands who don't have "THE" in their name. 

CROCS have had a huge spike in sales. Are we the only two that hate them? Funny calls defending them!

New game! Just The Tip: Identify the song just by hearing the tip. This week's theme is songs you could play at a funeral.

Mad mom catches couple doing in daylight at the park. Goes off! Ever been caught in public. Fun calls!

Plus, ever wonder how long the average love making session should last? Science has an answer...kinda.

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Ever hear a rooster crow till it passes out?

I bet there's not one man listening that  can answer this question...

Listen to Gilbert Gottfried to the Mortal Kombat Theme. Does he make it better or worse?

And millenials are now 40! Listen to what they're griping about!

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Comedian Steve Rannazzisi known as Kevin on The League, the sidekick to Paul Blart Mall Cop, Comedy Central shows and more joined us! He talked about what he pictures Omaha like, if he reads his bad movie reviews, who is on HIS Mt. Rushmore of comedy and more. He's performing this Friday/Saturday at The Waiting Room. Listen to win your tickets on the fiasco!

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Here's few blips from Tuesdeeee:

We celebrate the unofficial holiday for stoners...

Find out where you can see Mudvayne for the first time in 12 years!

Is there going to be a Cornfield Throwdown in Lincoln with all dudes named Josh?

Woman claims she's been touched by Bigfoot in Nebraska!?

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Spicoli gets all tatted up

Taz got something special on his arm as well

How did your kid embarrass you?

Imagine getting 30 rabies shots

FML Monday

RIP To Yahoo Answers 

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Here's a few blips from today:

Substitute teacher trolls students by getting their names wrong! Was she inspired by an old comedy bit?

Spicoli and Taz duke it out over candy! Which is better Easter or Halloween Candy?

Woman dubs first date worst ever after having to jump into the river!

"Cash Me Outside" Girl Just Made Stupid Money on OnlyFans

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Hey Happy Opening Day! Today should be a National Holiday but whatever. Remember when Eddie Vedder gave us this magical moment at Wrigley during the 7th inning stretch?!  

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Can you identify these songs just by hearing the tip?

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A few blips from today:

Lasers in Omaha

Stop Posting Your Vaccine Card On Social Media

Mullets Are Banned In School

Have a Baby in Nebraska in 2020! They Get $50!

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Here's a few blips from SMF Tuesdeeee:

Rate these Robot Pick-up lines

Drunk Lincoln Man Steals A Caterpillar To Help His Hurt Friend...Hero or Zero?

Strange Items You Can Put In Your Dishwasher Like a Hubcap?!

Married Men, Would You Be Cool If Your Wife Hired A Man To Give Her "Professional Cuddles"?

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Here's just a few blips of what we covered today:

Kid spells "Garbage" Funny

What was 59 feet long and stuck in a human?

Facebook News: Vicodin and Booze

Spicoli is pissed off at bananas and peanut butter

How Many Nudes Ya Got On Your Phone?

Nominate Yourself For The Genius Award: Dude did what in his wrestling singlet at tournament??

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Here's a taste of what you may have or may not have missed: 

Oral Roberts Coach vs. Kevin Bacon in Vegas Barbershop

When should you fart in front of your S.O.?

Mom fights daughter's bully with a boxing glove on

No One Under 50 Eats Grape Nuts! Prove Me Wrong

New Feature: Where Does This Song From Back In The Day Take You?

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Can you identify this song when all you hear is just the tip?!

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Ladies, it's time to shut Spicoli down and prove that you can handle three digit speed! 

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Your movie opinions matter, what ya got?

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Here's a bigger taste of what we covered today: Iowa Wrestler is a beast, fisherman's big catch, go to 10 minute meals and oh Nebraska Governor called out!  

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What's the dumbest and scariest thing your dad did to try and impress you?

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If you're going to change your name, you have to make it count! 

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Is this normal or creepy? Because Spicoli's friend is about to dump him!

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Are we hearing this, right? HELP!

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Man goes AWOL after getting cheated 5 wings and throws a cash register against the window! Ever have anything missing in your bag of food? What was it and we'll guess if you went back to get the food or if you took the L?

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We'll give you just a couple seconds of the song, you get just the tip and you have to try to identify it. Can you do it? Today's theme is St. Patrick's Day songs! 

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FML Monday! Where you post the social slights that crush you, and the rest of us decide if you deserved it, or if your life is just "effed".

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This is the most awkward DARE DICE OF ALL TIME!

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Here's some quick segments we did, Alice Cooper's real name blew me away, what the woman found in her bread sack at the grocery store is gross and the touching email we got on how to cope with suicide. 

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Who is the oldest person you've worked with and were they good at their job?

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Is it true? We go to your phone calls...

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What were you wearing that got YOU sent home from school?? Remember those Big Johnson t-shirts??

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How Nebraska are you?! Did Taz pass the test of bomb? 

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Every Friday at 9:30a, you're in control, you get to nominate yourself for the Genius Award! 

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We talk with longtime listener Aunt Jen to find out if this really works...and if she has any advice! 

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Peanut Butter freaks unite! 

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We do Unfun facts every Thursday at 7:50a. Ya learn something but sometimes it's no so fun.

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Every pig deserves a eulogy. 

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What's the one moment you are waiting for when you can finally declare this pandemic is over?

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Based on our calls/emails/comments you guys have been through the ringer with relationships. 

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Is this fair to expell the kids? It seems extreme. How'd your parents embarrass you? Cue the calls in 3...2...

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FML MONDAY….people post their daily slights and you decide if they deserved it or their lives are truly effffed.

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Ever been part of an emergency landing? We take those calls and wow we weren't expecting someone to die mid-flight. 

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Every Friday at 9:30a, YOU are in control of the Genius Award! Nominate yourself or someone you know for the embarrassingly stupid thing they did. SIDE NOTE: One day we will have Genius Award T-shirts made...one day, just not today.

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What band do you hate and why? Plus, Taz reveals his most hated band with an all time rant!

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Imagine getting a hair cut, your barber slips and you see a pair of scissors in his chest...

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This is a bad way to impress your S.O. 

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Who can eat that many donuts?

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Ever mess up at work? You're not alone! Listen to these callers tell us their at-work screw-ups!

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Scraping ice off your car sucks, ever been caught without an ice scraper? What'd you use out of desperation??

We heard some very unseal items like hockey skate, mannequin head but there's one that really caught us of guard...it was a special kind of lamp!

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We're not sure what Megan Fox meant with this poem to Machine Gun Kelly so we had to stick it into our analyzer to get the truth about this. 

"here goes my heart

manifest outside of my body

draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy

magical and haunted

kinetic and tortured

dangerous

cosmic

lawless

eternal

creative genius

the journey will likely be perilous (unsafe)

but there is no destination without him

happy valentine’s day rehab barbie"

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Every Monday at 7:50a, we give you FML Monday:  People post their daily slights and you get to judge. Did they deserve it or is their life truly effffed?

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New feature! THREE local stories you need to know about!

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At what age did you learn to shoot a gun and what's the coolest thing you've shot?

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We do Facebook News every Friday at 7:50a. Whenever you see a Facebook Fight, screen shot it, send it our way and we give it a very dramatic read. This week, this dude can't get over the fact that he he was shot down by an Arby's girl and that leads to his buddies trying to get him out of the hole! Did it help or hurt?

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This might be the most clever way to shame someone who doesn't pick up their dog's poop! 

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Dare Dice: Loser's S.O. has to reveal and record five personal facts about them....and loser can't hear it until it's played on-air. Spicoli lost and thought Emily was going to go silly.....nope! It's Valentine's week and she's gettin' all lovey.

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Taz says yes, Spicoli says NO! You?

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Was Taz impressed or disgusted by Spicoli's pizza jokes on National Pizza Day?

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We do FML every Monday at 7:50a. You decide if the person truly deserved it or if their life is efffffffffffed.

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Did this broadcaster just make this Super Bowl idiot a legend?

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What are the dumb tattoos you've seen? You have to hear about the guy who put his non permanent addresses on his home, the girl with all of her Ex lover's on her arm and the ROOSTER was put where on her body?

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Bless Dr. Shirley Jackson!

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These are the unfun facts of the day you can't unhear. Share these with your friends and see the sadness on their faces. 

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Is he the luckiest or unluckiest kid on the planet?

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Can we just get Rob Gronkowski to explain memes to us all day?

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FML MONDAY : You post your troubles and let listeners judge whether you deserved it, or if your life is just "Fffffed".

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There is nothing fun about these facts. You've been warned. 

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This is THE Story of 2021! What should her super hero name be?

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Did you get your stimulus yet? If not, check your trash

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Taz has a suggestion and it's the worst.

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Seriously, I thought everyone has seen this movie!

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We all know where those dogs are going to be sniffin' if you have The Rona. You ready for this?

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This is a crazy story you must hear for yourself. It also begs the question, why do you refuse to sleep in the same bed as your S.O.??

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Can you parent and work at the same time or only do one?

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The Mega Millions Is Almost At A Billion Dollars! Are you going to play or is it a waste of money?

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Did she find it funny or insincere? 

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How would you get your freaky neighbors to stop being so loud during BOOM BOOM TIME? 

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Why aren't you allowed to drive your parents' car?

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Ever have a bad trip? This man had the ultimate. 

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We're going to need the number to anger management on speed dial.

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What rules of the road do you ignore? Spicoli and Taz confess what they're guilty of and so do you!

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Gorillas can catch covid, that means you have to stick the swab up their nose for testing.  Could you do it?

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This week is a doozy

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Would you have done the same or keep half?

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We’re going on a quest to find the shortest date ever and add this to our Fiasco Book of Records. We heard 4 minutes, 3 minutes but wow 4 seconds?!

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Spicoli says yes, Taz says no and you say??

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We found some rock songs with questionable lyrics! Which bands are headed for the slammer?! 

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Spicoli recently had surgery on his eyes and Emily got to play nurse....not by choice but out of love. Not for the weak. 

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WARNING: It's not... but do you know why? 

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Spicoli and Taz are fired up and ready to kick off 2021! 

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Why are we giving good gifts, when we could be giving evil gifts?

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Welp, Spicoli isn't going to win Father of the year. 

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Find out what she tattooed on her son! It also makes us wonder, what would you tattoo on your twins to tell them apart?

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We'll give you the famous ho and if you have to identify it! 

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2020 Killed Off The Office Christmas Party due to Covid. How are you supposed to get drunk and rant on your boss now? Spicoli has an idea...

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The Grand Finale of Ask Sophia! Your questions her answers. Sophia revealed this singer used to be a shoe salesman and now this explains everything. 

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New hires get a huge bonus, while veteran employees get what??

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What's the saddest Thanksgiving meal you've ever had?

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The United States Attorney’s Office of Pennsylvania revealed 15 members of the Philadelphia Mafia have been indicted. They’re nicknames have been announced and it’s everything you would expect! So we came up with our mafia names, local celebs and yours! 

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Did your tattoo piss off your parents? Your calls didn't disappoint...especially bikini girl! YIKES

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Fiasco 2020 Gobble Off! Best gobble wins a Butterball turkey but we have to address something....women making the gobble noise, sound like Ric Flair!

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New Feature Thursday's at 7:36a "Wheel of Problems".  We spin the wheel and whatever problem it lands on - we only take calls from those who deal with it.

Today, we landed on overly large breasts. We don't know what you're going through, tell us what it's like. Based on the calls we got, we learned some very new and interesting things! 

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New trend alert: the first time your S.O. passes gas in front of you, you're supposed to get them a cake to celebrate! (??) Taz has mixed feeling about this, Spicoli drops weird fact about Emily and we take your calls on your first relationship fart. And hear the call we couldn't air over the radio! Press plaaay

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Florida man took things to the next level by strapping a utility pole to his car while driving. He's now in hot water. Ever strap anything unusual to the roof of your car? Our first call starts off with a big ol trampoline and it just goes downhill from there...

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How would you have handled this email? Did Sophia respond the right way? Do you believe Spicoli's theory about this dude?? And what do you think of Taz's "troll voice"?

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What's your word of the year for 2020?

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Does She Accept Or Turn The Cold Shoulder?

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You might want to have a talk with your vet before you get your pet cremated!

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Why'd you get kicked out of the house?!

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Will Nebraska comply??

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This is the only song right now that can reunite America! Do you agree??

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Is it ok to reach across to your first date's plate and grab some sushi?? It's a shareable food, right?

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RIP to Alex Trebek, passing away at age 80.

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Will mom help or hurt your chances of getting hired?

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Keep Val safe! What's your one social media rule everyone should follow?

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New Bit! Every Thursday at 7:35a, We’re going to spin the wheel, whatever local town it lands on…you call us and tell us what it’s famous for. Today it was Papillion!  I was in a movie filmed in Papillion with Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon.  So, that's something famous about Papio. Is Papillion famous for crazy women? Our first caller says so!  

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What did you find out about  your S.O. after you married them....that wasn't good?! The mushroom call had us LOL!

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You've said some weird things in your text messages and we turn those into campaign slogans!

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Every Monday at 7:50a we do FML. People post their daily slights and you decide if their lives are Effed, or if they deserved it.

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Are you ready?!

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Ya get what ya get and you don't throw a fit....condoms?

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Who gets your vote?

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You call in and we’ll guess what YOUR job is from your scary description!

Here's mine:  "you are lying in bed when you hear my voice, you open your eyes but you can't see my face!" -Radio

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What's the right way to see sushi?

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That kid in Council Bluffs who found a teddy bear and took it home was one of the most chilling calls we've ever had on the radio. 

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Omaha History! I bed you didn't know this about Omaha and it's scandalous seedy ways. 

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This Fox News host was the clear winner of today's "Genius Award"

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Listen to this woman driving down the highway on her rim, find out how this dude got banned from driving EIGHT TIMES and a dude might be the worst driver in Omaha with his Geo Prizm.

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Some people's taste buds are concerning. 

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Listen to this Dallas Cowboys fan shoot his TV! 

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Do you think muting the mic in a debate will go over over good or bad?

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This teacher has was buying clearance condoms and the person ringing him up is awkward as hell. Plus, the one household chore you can do right now to turn your S.O. on and the one simple text to send to spice up your love life!

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We also took your calls on what would your final words be? Some morbid, some funny like "I have to poop"! This is just the beginning.  

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Every Friday at 9:30a, you get to nominate the "genius". Something stupid you did? Friend?? Family member??? You get to call them out and give them the coveted "genius award".  

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When did YOU become the crazy ex?

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The number of the day is?!

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When did a fart ruin the day? 

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Custodians deserve a hella raise for cleaning up after us dirty humans. 

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Women, what do you think the punishment should be instead?

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Kiss and DO TELL! 

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It's spooky szn and we want to hear who has the most evil laugh of them all? Do you??

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Was this girl code?? Dudes...would you have said anything?

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Every Monday at 7:50a, we do FML Monday. We read quick  FML stories  and you have to decide if their life is truly effed or if they deserved. 

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The debate is on and your passion for the greatest rockstar of all time fuels us! Who ya got at the top?

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The more you know. 

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We need your solutions!

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Did you know Eddie Van Halen did the Michael Jackson "Beat It" Solo in one take....for free??

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Welp, we weren't expecting that! 

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Based on these calls, home ownership is not for the weak. 

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FML Monday. We read the daily slights from FML and you decide if their lives are efffed or if they truly deserved it. 

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What'd you name your vehicle and why?

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This moment in adorable radio brought to you by Beckett.

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Your spite calls, wow! Get your popcorn ready

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We should get a Change.org petition to get this in motion. 

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Kids say the darndest things

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What do you do for a living and can you share your nudes to social media? 

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Round 1, fight! 

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We need our soul's cleansed. 

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We heard drugs, fights, booze and big yikes to the teacher in the ESL class!

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It started with Farmville and then it escalated....

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Your impersonations rock! 

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We heard certain things about prosthetics, tying mice to balloons, sniffing a substance on the pizza prep table and doing what in the baby aisle?  

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Hear the prank 911 call! 

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We heard: Cows, Bears, Roosters and more!

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Brian Regan is so genuinely funny and it’s a treat to get him at an intimate venue like The Waiting Room in Omaha for three shows starting October 11th, 2020. Tickets are on sale now at www.etix.com 

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This job is for those who give no F****! 

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We heard 1800's meat grinder, 19 year old sandals, a poop book and more!

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Over the weekend, we had a scary incident, my family woke up to the house and fire alarm going off and all hell breaks loose. 

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It seems like everyone has an emergency dump story? This woman gets into a high speed chase because she claimed she had to poop. You should hear how she's talking so casually about it. Would you let her go with a warning or write her ticket. Plus, we took your emergency dump stories. 

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Dude did a Duke's Of Hazzard with his car and went OVER a draw bridge!! If you could break a law and get away with it, what would it be?

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We'll ask Taz a trivia question about a river artist, if he gets it right you win Demo Derby tickets, if he gets it wrong you can yell at him on the radio. 

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After weeks of wearing a Hooters face mask to school, a principal has now told a 5th grader to find a new mask. We started to think of restaurant names that are far more offensive that would be fun to have their name on a mask.   

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Listener Ed had to share his story about the dumb thing his dog ate. He thought it was a balloon and it turned out it was something close to that. This escalated quickly into dumb things your pet ate. 

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Are you a medical mystery? If you've ever had a doctor say 'I've never seen that before', had a hospital tell you that you were a first, or if there's just something weird about you medically. Let's hear it!

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We got into a discussion about weird kid names and based on the calls nothing is off limits. 

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Ready for robots? Did you see The Guardian got a group of scientists to create an AI? They got this robot, to write an essay convincing readers that the machines come in peace.

One of the lines from the AI? 'I am here to convince you not to worry. Artificial intelligence will not destroy humans. Believe me.' I BELIEVE NOTHING!

This is a HUGE red flag.

Taz thinks the world will end by robots taking over. Personally, i believe aliens will take over.

How is the world going to end? Wrong answers only...

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This was a mistake.

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13  wooden coffins dating back to 2,500 years ago have been discovered! Perfectly in tact. Spicoli thinks we should open them up to see what's inside but Taz doesn't think we should fearing a curse. To open them up or not?

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The statistics are in for the "Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over" campaign from the Omaha Police Department.

Here’s the breakdown:

578 citations for Speeding

77 Total arrests for DUI

228 arrests for Operating During Suspension or ….No Driver’s License. It makes us wonder, who is driving with an expired, suspended or no DL?? 

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We took your calls on animals that have attacked you. So many of you are lucky to be alive. 

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Ander Christensen went before Lincoln City Council to save society by renaming Boneless Chicken Wings. His plea went viral.

We started coming up with new names for boneless chicken wings, he prefers Saucy Nugs but we might change his mind about that. 

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The effects of Covid 19 pandemic on our community and the country as a whole, is like nothing we could have ever imagined in our lifetime. It’s our job to lead by example. So with the heaviest of hearts, we have to announce the postponement of River Riot 2020. October 1st, 2020 the new date will be announced, at that time there will be an option for refunds, once those details are released. The new River Riot date will have double the stages with double the bands. 2021 can’t get here fast enough!!!

Thank you for close to 25 years of your trust, support and understanding. We are all one big family, we may be dysfunctional but we will always have each other’s back!

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Boneless chicken wings are under attack! Lincoln man, Andrew Christensen has gone viral for wanting a new name for the food because boneless wings are NOT boneless wings. Listen to hear what names you have come up with....AND listen Friday at 8:05a as he joins us to go over the list of new names!

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Chris Kattan  will be in Omaha Sunday, Sept. 13th at The Waiting Room Lounge. He talks Night At The Roxbury, Will Ferrell, Mr. Peepers, Working with The Rock,  SNL and  if Ellen is really toxic?

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Did I ever think we would get a phone call from FBI's Most Wanted D.B. Cooper's daughter... who happens to live in Omaha? Nope. Did I ever think we would be talking about D.B. Cooper, the man who hijacked a plane back in the 70's for 200k and got away with it? Nope. D.B. Cooper has been one of the biggest American mysteries of all time. This all came together organically.

We learned what it was like growing up with her rich dad, if he was cool or unstable....what his real name is? How many people tried to copy cat his crime?