Sons of Pitches: Recent Episodes
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Ever wondered how your favourite player would fair in a gladiatorial arena. How that wondered kid would be tackling the wilderness along side Bear Grylls. Or maybe you just want to know what player would be the best Avenger. The three lads discuss all these questions and more as we provide you with simply the best guide to the 2021 Euros.
Join the boys as they review the euro 2020 tournament, and look back on the highs and lows of what was a fantastic tournament. The boys also break down the official uefa team of the tournament, and have their say on who they think should or should not have been included. The boys also look at who from the team of the tournament will be bringing the heat in kitchen in today’s scenarios.
Join the boys for an emotional fallout of England's greatest win this century, as well as a look at all the other games that made up a whirlwind of a last 16. Finally we decide which players will go on to be the next pep guardiola and who will be more of a Tony Pulis in our manager scenarios.
Join the boys as they look at the emergence of England’s new star, Bukayo ‘Lionel’ Saka, and the impact that he could have on the rest of the euros and England bringing it home. We also reflect on the group stages as a whole, and compare them with our pre-tournament predictions to see how well they match up. The boys then pick their team of the group stage, and put them into this weeks scenario, how would footballers fit in as characters in a stereotypical horror movie…
In this week's episode the boys analyse Ronaldo's performance against Hungary and decide whether he deserves all his plaudits or whether he conned us all with a poor performance capped off with a couple of smash and grab goals. The boys will also look at every other game in match day one; from goals galore in Amsterdam to the Italian Pirlo in Wembley. But more importantly, if you've ever wondered which of the Italy side for the euros are the most like farm animals, this is the episode for you as all your questions have now been answered.
The moment has finally arrived, Euro 2020 is underway, and it seems now more than ever that football truly is on its way home. Join the boys this week, as they discuss if England fans get too carried away when major tournaments roll around, and whether it is a good or bad thing for the squad. The boys also finish the tournament predictions, going through the knockout rounds and plotting the route to the euro 2020 final. So join us to see where the boys think there is potential of an upset, and if football really is coming home, or the number will keep growing and become the 57th year of hurt for the three lions. Once the winner of the euros is wrapped up we will then put the squad of out predicted winners into this weeks scenario, where we find out how footballers would do in a post apocalyptic world.
In this weeks episode the boys react to Gareth Southgate's final 26-man squad. Then, the boys will make the tough dew scions as to who will make it out of the EURO 2020 groups and who will fail to make the cut. Finally, the boys decide who is the next 007, choosing from Chelsea's 2021 Champions League winning team, and before you ask, no the boys have not put N'Golo Kante for every choice, as much as Matt may have wanted them too.
A controversial take on the all time premier league best 11 raises questions on who deserves to take the respective coveted positions. Then it's the moment all premier league players have been waiting for as the boys decide who the heroes and villains of the premier league season have been in the highly anticipated SoPs awards, before deciding which of our winners will strike gold on Take Me Out and who will be a black out.
Join the boys as they harness their inner Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville and Patrice Evra in analysing the 33-man England 2020 squad that Lord Gareth Southgate has chosen to bring football home.
Join the boys and their first special guest as they discuss what’s more important the goal or the assist. We also find out the best game that the boys have seen in person, as well as scouting for the next di caprio as the boys discuss how this weeks team would fare on the silver screen.
No fan loves to see empty stadiums and canned noise, but does covids impact on this season make City's title win any less legitimate? The boys have their take on a season like no other, before debating the 11 who deserve to make team of the season and which of those should give up their day job for a shot on Britain's Got Talent.
Is Arteta the right man for the job in north London? The boys have their say on the matter while discussing this weeks tweet of the week. The boys will also pick the best games they’ve watched, before deciding what they think is ultimately the greatest game in recent memory. The winning squad of that fabled game will then be put in to this weeks scenarios where the boys will discuss how different footballers would get on in the White House...
Tweet of the week brings up the question as old as time: can you be a legend without winning any trophies?The boys pick apart what it takes to go down in the history books as well as analysing the sticky current situation down at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium. The boys will also choose their England 11 barring the Super League snakes and will see how each of their picks will fare in the jungle.
The three lads unleash their inner sofa critic and share their thoughts on this weeks news of The Super League. The boys will also choose their England starting 11 for the upcoming Euros tournament, making the tough decisions of who will be starting at RB, who will be the player to pull the strings in midfield, and what tricky winger will be wreaking havoc on defences. To end the episode, the players picked will be placed into the gladiator arena, where it will be decided who lives and who dies.