Jabbo and the Teeb, just two guys opinionated as all hell, and giving each other the same. Pop culture, movies, TV, everyday back and forth with the Jabbo and Teeb flair. You don't wanna miss this. Come find out why we are one of the most listened to podcasts in my house!
Hello all! I bet you didn't see THIS shit coming, huh? First, a rouge Jabbology and now this?
This was originally supposed to go up behind a paywall, but..well, life. Don't worry, I'll still be taking care of the Patreon folks....You're g9nna be happy, trust me.
Welcome back to a slice of Jabbo and The Teeb. We sat and had a chit chat about Teeb getting investigated for Jan 6 (no bullshit), to the amazing lies we tell about porn l, to...hell, it would be way easier to just have you listen. It's a tad rough, but it's what we do. Lol. A little step into the time machine that started it all. It's not THAT old. It's post Jada Pinkett's book, cause that is talked about. Lol. Have fun, I know we did.
Oh yeah, the show now has a theme song. Lol
Jesus wept...Toaster cried....The Devil is happy....JABBO AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TEEB ARE BACK! It's been a long ass four months, but we are back to doing what we do! Yeah, this is us back to warming up. The insults. The jokes. The constantly mentions of shows that we have all watched TONS of times. The feeling rolls back in right around us discussing the MCU and all the pieces that explain Teeb's absence. Oh, we ain't changed. Especially since you get to hear most of our catching up, mixed with some of the old school flair! Wanna know how ol Teeby poses when he cums? New Scorsese flick? Jabbo admitting that Teeb was RIGHT with a movie choice? Yep, we cover it all. It's just good to be back and boy do we plan on doing this more often. From Threeway Wednesday to Teeby Tuesday, Jabbo and The Teeb is back!
Oh here we go, the part where I tell you it's been ages since we've dropped a Jabbo and The Teeb episode, but who gives a shit. Lol. It's a new Jabbo and The Teeb! It's been way too long and too many projects have been floating around but there is no way the OG show dies! It's been a few weeks and it shows! You know how thus goes....it's crass and it's great. Bad singing abound and all the shit that made Proper Rumpus awesome to begin with.
Jesus wept, ya missed us, didn't ya? Switching to bi monthly didn't change a thing. We are a little older, less wiser, and way more crazy. We are back! Jabbo and The Teeb is back and boy do we have a boner! I wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster. Oops, sorry. We will come back to that. We get it done on this episode. Making up for lost time never felt or sounded this good. Did I mention I wanna fuck the Creed poster? 3? We do it all. MCU. The NEW DCU. The slaughtering of Fraggles. How good is Wig Wam? Majors. Ant Man 3. Teeb wants to open mouth fuck Glenn Powell. How in God's name are we NOT gonna talk about Kanye's dumbass? Come. Listen. Maybe you'll wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster too.
When you have covid like a motherfucker, but you still wanna record, THIS is what you get! Welcome...to the episode that we didn't know if it was gonna happen, since half the house is almost dead as fuck. Jabbo and The Squeeze for ya! Nashon rises outta bed like friggin Frankenstine to sit in on the raunch that you know and love...as a new co host! Don't worry, we are just gonna do a new thing the other two weeks and why not hear about the OTHER dumb shit we do? Pub crawl? Sure. It's time to get the play by play on THAT craziness, as well as the covid/gross sicky we got going on in Casa De La Rumpus. You know what to do...pree play and be in awe of the freshy risen lady that came to cough all over the mic!
This episode would come with a serious disclaimer, but shouldn't they all? Well, can't say we didn't warn you. The guys are back and....the same we guess? It's no secret that Teeb has been a busy boy and that hasn't allowed much time to record, but we are trying...in the meantime, WE ARE GOING BI! Bi-monthly that is..the same crass flavor...just a lil bit less, for now. It's ok, put away the hankies. Anywho, wanna know how what we think of Ye's newest stunt? Need to hear our thoughts on ol Herschel? Jackson Pollock anyone? Need to see if our stance on prison rape or OJ has gotten any more profound? We discuss art and test the real boundaries of the word COLORED. We even start Jabbo down the road to Catholicism! Yep, we go there...but if we didn't, we wouldn't be the new bi Jabbo and The Teeb!
What happens when you plan a geek sesh with one of your new favorite co creators and the host of the show,,,well, shows? You get one extra specially mixed up episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, with all the feels of a Jabbology. Who gives a shit, cause its awesome! We get to announce our newest flag flier, Michele, or Musings fame. We go over all the geek one could possibly muster ranging from Marvel, to all the DC shows, to the 80's and how we missed out on coke. ALOT of shit to unpack, so grab some real estate, grab your Pacey Show dvd's, and let's kick this shit off! It's a mashed up fun filled mess!
The band is FINALLY back together and doing what they do best, talk lots o shit! Welcome to another Jabbo and The Teeb where we answer one big question...WHO THE FUCK IS TRIPPING OVER BLACK ARIEL?!? Well, that comes in amongst other things, as well as the fate of the show...for now. Life has picked up in a crazy way and we actually discuss the fatality of the show and what happens now. You don't wanna miss this. No one cries or anything and there is no Captain America 3 Civil War-like fight. I don't even think we argue...anyways, HERE YA GO! THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!!!
Well...It's another Threeway Wednesday...with a girl?!?! One of the best things about sleeping with the producer is you can blackmail her to be on your show...or she owns the effin company and does what she wants. It's a new Jabbo and The Squeeze as it's been called, and it's time to get dirty. lol. Apparently, bring your boss/girlfriend to work day ain't that bad. Hear about our art struggles, the woes of development, our wins and losses, and of course, US. You'll love hearing our back in forth...in only the way WE seem to be able to do. Trust me, when you get to the part about all the fingers in all the holes, you may cum a bit. Come on...it's Jabbo and The Squeeze!
It's been too long but another Threeway Wednesday is here. No hype, just the shit you know and love. Did you need the jankiest podcast about D23 to happen? Cool. We heard you and we answered! No, not really. We just came in and do what we do best, talk. We glaze D23, talk about black Magneto, and bleed all over Interview With The Vampire. We talk multiverse crazy shit and do a few bad impressions. All in all, we are still the same fun loving pieces of AWESOME that you always come to expect...well, not really.
Try as we may, you're NEVER gonna find a replacement for THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!! It's Jabbo and The Teeb, just how you like it, ON TIME! We are back...and so is fantasy football! Ugh. We talk about how offering oral could bring home the trophy as well as fuck DJT! We go into the mythos that surrounds Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight as well as why Teeb believes he has the gift of gab. We talk about conspiracy theories and why Jabbo could give a fuck about Bigfoot. Why does Jabbo want Teeb to blow him for his life? Teeb talks about how nasty people really are and if feet are grosser than ass. You know what is going on. The know what we do. lol Listen to us do it.
If you only knew all the trials andd tribulations it took to make this episode happen. Normally, finding a co host is the tough part! This episode of Jabbo and The Squeeze is just that...Jabbo and his old lady, Nashon. The whole episode is pretty much listening to them roll on and on about their dreams and whatnot. Who the fuck wants to hear THAT? Kidding, we do! lol Oh, it's the same show. It's like Scene In Fifteen, but WAY longer, and one of us swears. Listen to us talk about Proper Rumpus, our home. We run over our new lives as artists and give you a little taste of what is to come. We managed to get this posted. Whew! Here we go, another Threeway Wednesday for that ass!
It ain't no fun unless them ears are airtight, so we bring you another THREEWAY WEDNESDAY! It's time to talk Predator franchise baby! We know, everyone else has done this shit, but not how WE do it. Did the other shows mention Jabbo wanting to love down Sally Field? Do they have Teeb talking about how he wants to watch Jabbs rimjib Shane Black? Well, this doesn't either, but we talk about him. Lol. Add in a nekkid Method Man, some sexy ass Pam Grier, and a tablet that Jabbo thinks everyone wants to read, and we are solid. Don't miss it. It was edited in the nude.
I already wrote a whole thing before this....special drop. Read the one before this...shoo!
We do the extra work, you get the treats! So, I thought maybe another date was gonna have to get extra fluffed up...but Jabbo and The Teeb was prepared for the such...maybe a little overprepared. What happens when your host may not be available, so you hit the greatest third man in the business...and then the host DOES show? You record twice...and treat the fans by dropping them both on the same fuckin day. Why not? You deserve it. With Igo, It's all about wrasslin baby! We did Flair's Last Match...and you get to hear ALL about it!
It's a great episode with Ol Teeby as well...It's been a minute, but we catch up. Trust me, it goes from zero to Butthole Girl real quick!
Just listen. Both episodes. What you love. Nudity. It's Jabbo Goes Nutzz followed by Jabbo and The Teeb!
It's Jabbo and The Teeb...hiatus is over! Kinda...we had to pull out the big guns for this one! Teeby is off making sure our miltary is doing their thing and I had to make sure we could still do ours. Enter Nashon...well, not like that, she's mine! I had to let my better half sit in, plus I REALLY NEEDED her to! Come and listen to one of the sexier hosts of JATT...put me in my place. We talk future plans, how the choco taco going away makes news....I think we toss a camping trip plan in there...AND SHE SWEARS! ALOT! It's THREEWAY WEDNESDY AGAIN..with a co host that admits nudity has happened between us. Thanks to my WAY better half for saving the show! Enjoy.
Here we go, the day passed, but we are about to catch you up! We already destroyed Rolling Stone's list, so we made our own! OUR top 25 favorite emcees, the way WE do it. This is all about a hip hop convo...our of our favorite hip hop wordsmiths, and why we love them. It's MY bday week, so I'm hijacking all shows! Jabbo and The Teeb. Hip Hop. Someone's topless...what more do you need?!?
Oh how we love our music, especially our hip hop. Welcome to another fantastic episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, where once again, we seem to have a yearly bone to pick. With ROLLING STONE. OVER MUSIC. Yeah, we don't get it either. How the fuck are you Rolling Stone and keep putting out these horrid Top 500 lists? It's up to us to tear that shit down, in the way only we can. Warning you now, this is a MUSIC HEAVY EPISODE, and someone's penis may have been out during recording. I'm kidding.
Just when you thought you had heard it all...we got more. What's up all and its Threeway Wednesday, so it's down to get DIRTY with JATT. In this episode, talk epic party failures. Times that we were all fuckered up and fuckered out. This one is a bit racy. No, not really...I mean, we have a way of reading the alphabet that will make homeschooling essential. Come and revisit our drunken and high lows and even more lows. There is a story about falling off a toilet, mid shit. Who DOESN'T wanna hear that? Here you go, fresh and hot and running from a transvestite death squad, its Jabbo and The Teeb!
Does anyone really read these? It's US. C'MON! We sit. And talk. And sometimes potty stuff comes out....then sometimes we talk about random stuff. Not edited, never scripted, and mostly on time..here ya go! Oh yeah, Teeb hates summer.
Sound the trumpets! Ring the alarms! Play some other loud ass shit to wake people up, cause Threeway Wednesday is here!!! So, you know how we KINDA do movie reviews? Well we KINDA did one on Top Gun: Maverick. Teeb is all in as Ol Muppetface immediately attacks Teeb's love for all that is Scar Jo....then more Top Gun...then a weird convo about Tom Cruise's dead cock....look...it's a whole new Jabbo and The Teeb, and we do the Top Gun thing. The problem is, we ALSO do the JATT thing, so you know what that means. That you have to listen, of course. Come on. Gimme your hand. It won't hurt. Pee is ok.
We should do the Sponge Bob "One Month Later" thing...Toaster wept! We are back at it and better than...well, a month ago? Short version...Robo shoes...Jabbo whooping LL Cool J's ass...The greatness of Carlin and Pryor...Gun Laws...the new Arby's burger...classic hip hop and the word "cock", spoken in some really shitty accent. Yep, we covered all the bases...now this is where you listen and feel glad that you aren't us. lol. Threeway Wednesday in full effect!
Welcome to another episode of Jabbo and The Teeb! Holy shit, we took a week off and apparently, alot of crap happened. You see, Teeb has been REALLY busy with work and all, so when he and Jabbo sit down, it's kinda like a two week reunion. After some verbal non hugging, the boys go over Teeb and his Dr Strange woes. Jabbo finds a little time to gloss in some MMA and shares a bit on his trip to Virginia. Bikers who collect skin? Check. Roe vs Wade? You bet your ass! The possibility of racist ass lawn decor? Why the fuck not!? Strap in...it's THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!p
What happens when you ain't got shit to REALLY talk about? Ya wing it! Welcome to another episode of Jabbo and The Teeb that we didn't even know was gonna happen. We got schedules to keep, but fitting this in was a blessing. So what do you do with all that precious time? Oh, let's see....best places to loot....why black guys drive RAMs...Teeb's thuggin court appearances. It'sd a wide shot episode, but we haven't rambled in so long. Gotta admit, it felt good. It's Threeway Wednesday, you know what's we do. It's funny, it's gross, it's a bit boundry pushing, but what else do you expect, it's Jabbo and The Teeb!
Hola folks! Jabbs here and I'm gonna take the reins on this one. First off, it's a stoner threeway wednesday, cause it's 4/20! Celebrate accordingly. We missed a great shot to do a stoner ep, but alas, we still got you some good shit. We talk ROCK. All of it. From the big ass hair bands and ballads, to the techno stuff,,,to, ya know what, trust me, we cover ALOT of it. Teeb is the man to follow here, with the exception of a small worked in convo on the new Batflick and actors. You know, the "stay off the topic" stuff? It's still here too. Anyways, spark one, if that's your thing, and listen to a white guy and a black guy talk about rock music. It's a doozy. lol
Lord of The Rings. Harry Potter. Star Trek. Star Wars. Mighty Morphin FUCKIN Power Rangers. We boldly go where many foul mouthed pop culture podcasts have gone. No, not insert arch nemesis' mom, it's the unhappy land of Fandom! You like it, we loathe it! Well, not really, but we do talk ALOT of shit, so get in line for it. We go pretty hard on the beloved properties that fans looooooove oh so much. This one gets a little bloody folks, so jump in the Tardis, grab a lightsabre, and fire up the Enterprise, cause it's Fandom war. We blab about our favs and why we don't understand, or even know about others. Your favorite property is gonna get shit on, I promise, but it's ok! We shit on each other's too....it's a fuckin geek free-for-all up in this piece, so come and get some! Guess that makes this...like, Orgy Wednesday.
We FINALLY get our R&B convo on! Oh yeah, Jabbo and The Teeb, blah blah blah...R&B! If this episode doesn't touch you like a dear family member, then we didn't do our job. We get to talk about one of the most loved forms of music, in the way that only we can! Of course, there is a little slap residue, but we move on to the music that moves us. That we have TRIED to move to. We hit you up with all of our favorite artists, songs, and why 90's R&B is STILL king! This one is for everyone...and yes, there is LOTS of singing. (Warning: There is cussing and pee jokes...don't act like you don't know why.)
This is it. The one I'm sure SOMEONE has been waiting for. All new Jabbo and The Teeb, but fuck all that and let's get to the meat of this episode, THE SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE GLOBE! Not only did Willard jack the Oscars, he also jacked our 90's R&B episode we had been working so hard on. Do you realize how hard it is to live on a musical diet of Keith Sweat? Crooners aside, we dove headfirst into this one, and oh boy, this one is gonna rub some people the wrong way. We attack all sides of this craziness, as well as having the moral conversations that seem to come attached to it. We talk about the impact to the people of color and all the crazy backlash yet to come. We talk about tons of special shit all the time, and this is no less. This ain't a threeway, it's a orgy, cause unless you live under a rock in another universe, you have said SOMETHING! Come hear the extra special things we say...this episode runs a lil hot, so remember these are OUR views and opinions. You'll be fine. The crow's feet are sexy as fuck. They are. Really!
What did you say? Threeway? Daddy gonna hit you with that FOURSOME today! Our foolishness has always been something to enjoy...kinda, so we added one more to the pot. In a LONG OVERDUE move, we have ourselves a guest! It's ol Igonutzz and boy did we pick a good time to sit and chill. This whole moment began with the death of Scott Hall and flew off into the new Spidey flick. The idea was supposed to be as a guest host spot, but Ol Teeby moved that ass, crow's feet and all, and we got a badass convo in the books. There's a lil hate and alot of LOVE. No hole was left unfilled. We talk about the career of Scott Hall and all that wrasslin means to us. Then, in true crazy ass fashion, it's all over the map from there with SOMETHING of a Spidey review, but not...anyways, this was a fun ass episode. One of our favorites to be exact. Just three bums chopping it up, tossing an insult or six, and talking way too much about each others holes. You know what we do by now, come listen to us do it with other people! This shit has nuts in it!
What can I tell you, after all, our release day is called Threeway Wednesday...anywho Welcome friends! We danced around it long enough, so get some sort of antiseptic wipes...this whole episode is dirty as fuck. It's porn. All about porn. Porn. Oh, and jerking off. Yeah, no way to sugar coat it. We talk about how we are both porn guys and like our own weird shit. You can even listen to a few comments from Jabbo's significant other. It's oh so fun, dirty as shit, but fun as hell. This was going to be edited, but why the fuck would we take out the good shit? One we press...with pegging, IR stuff, pubic play...there is a new episode of Jabbo and The Teeb buried under all of this filth, hope you dig it.
Lube abound! I don't even know what the hell that means, but it's time to get dirty with Jabbo and The Teeb. Alas, more people have showed up to hear our verbal intercouse and today is a treat. We talk about our Odd Pods severance and how white trash Teeb ACTUALLY is. We kinda try the "once you go black" theory while discussing the amount of ass Steve Buscemi PROBABLY gets. We chat about why big things are never cute and the criteria for revenge fucking.....yeah, I ain't making this shit up. We ALSO get into the heavy of the war on Ukraine, the Cain Velasquez incident, and why black people shouldn't have bootlegged Black Panther. What started as a harmless convo that was SUPPOSED to be about Danny McBride turned into...well, a Jabbo and The Teeb "fuckfest". You'll enjoy it. We talk about Jabbo's weenis...and not the elbow skin thing either. Chant with me...
THREEWAY WEDNESDAY! THREEWAY WEDNESDAY! THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!
Threeway Wednesday indeed! Skip all the blah blah blah, this show is ALL ABOUT SEXUAL FETISHES! I mean, we could have been all coy and walked around it, but we literally sit and discuss what makes you kink. It all started with a conversation on "sounding" and we took it upon ourselves to uncover so much more. This episode is a doozy. Not for the feint of ear...like, shit borderlines on wrong, but what else do you love us for? More of us, WAY more kink, and another Threeway Wednesday satisfied....seriously, this shit is gross.
What a fun ass episode, for real. Teeb and I doing what we always do, and ON TIME! Threeway Wednesday is here and that means we have another amazing Jabbo and the Teeb for you! Like always, what you see, is what you get: two beautifully bearded idiots, chattin it up, in a way that only we can. This one is a doozy cause we just ran it. No editing. No fixing shit. We start out loving on some Cutting Crew, along with some of that famous singing of ours. We talk about the greatness of the Grand Theft Auto series, while Teeb plays with "real time". We talk more about the Joe Rogan issue and sneak in my distain for all that is Tito Ortiz. Toss in some comics, eating Lance Hendrickson's ass, and a Superman discussion over which Zod was better, Stamp or Shannon. If that isn't enough, we talk James Gunn and the awesomeness of Peacemaker! Like I said, it's a very fun episode. Yes, we still cuss, and talk WAY too much about my sexual failures....just listen. You know you want to. We talk about eating ass for christ sakes.
Hello, Jabbo here..stuck writing the post for this episode. Well, this isn't gonna be all well thought out and what not, but I guess I can fill you in on the stuff we go over. God help us. Well, of course we geek...I accept ol Teeby's Batman day date request to review on a later show, so that's pretty cool. Apparently I am Teeb's go to guy for fights and porn, but I had to be educated on Cake Farts. We talk about revenge Reddit style...but then it ALL takes a turn for the weird. Ya know what, if for ANY odd reason, you can find humor in us starting an Onlyfans, you're in the right place. God, except for the Miles Teller worship from Teeb, and us trying like hell to cut a play worthy promo, I feel like this episode should come with hand sanitizer. Wait, we talk about Pam and Tommy too...shit, yep, hand sanitizer. All of this HAS to amuse you, cause we are still going strong, yeah? Well, to wrap it up, it's that weirdly named Threeway Wednesday, and it's time for the ear orgy to start. Bring lube...Teeb will need it.
Well, we are proud to say that we have never PURPOSELY done an episode about nothing. No, we have once. Now, it's twice. Don't worry, it's a fantastic and fun filled verbal assassination of all that is holy. Ozark gets a nice little once over while we discuss the greatness that is The Bobalorian. We both pull out our Marvels and show them to one another. My Falcon is bigger than Loki type stuff. Really gross. We just dance from property to property, insults abound. We discuss who is the greatest Batman, and what it takes to pull off a great Batman movie. Wanna know what we think about Indiana Jones? No? Well, that's in there too. We geek..hard as fuck for a whole hour and we are so glad you are here for it. Sit in on this threeway...there may be snacks later.
Threeway Wednesday is upon us again , which means more of the adorable rambling that you have so come to love...maybe, like alot? Jabbo and The Teeb...in the wild. Unchained. Unhinged. Un...nah, I'm just fucking with you. It's the same great show...just two guys, quick witted, and self depricating at the same time, all the while trying to figure out exactly how far one would go for a Klondike bar. (run on sentence city, huh?) We try and stick to an actual list of topics and fail miserably! We discuss the greatest of snack cakes and the greatest of classic basketball. We have a convo ALL about Jordan himself, and why ol Jabbs thinks he'd get tossed up in today's game. Teeb offers to buy off Jabbo's pad, with a major catch. We get all creamy over the awesomeness of a good documentary, and all the good one's that we've peeled apart lately. How in the world do we still need to be writing these? You know what you're getting into by now. There's gonna be funny and swearing and more funny...someone's gonna mention a cock, it's just what we do, then back to funny and swearing. Hell, we even COMBINE the two?!?!? Come get some!
The break is over thank Toaster! Jabbo and Teeb are back! Fresh off of a few ups and down, it's time for another back and forth with ol Teeby and I. (You know who this is.) I take Teeb to court on the show delays while we discuss his happiness, which is Georgia college football. Insert insults. We are back doing the shit that got you listening in the first place. Find out why I can't stop watching Shang-Chi and why I'm back to hating on Tom Cruise. Teeb gets his wish of not one, but TWO stories of my complete failures...all told with a flair. From the greatness of Meryl Streep, to what my gay variants would be called...toss in some deep fakes, mix in some comic book/Marvel banter, top it off with a Sriracha destroyed asshole, and you have JUST what you showed up for...Jabbo and The Teeb, with a side of bit of jazz hands. (Just letting, trust me)
"Whenever we take a week off, we always come back bigger and more special than ever!" - Jabbo
If you like Wednesdays, then get prepared to LOVE them, cause Jabbo and Teeb are here to fuck up some shit. It's always a great time when the guys don't see one another and are forced to catch up on the show. They talk Marvel, of course...then comes the windfall. They discuss if Jabbo will ever get a fantasy football trophy, all the while laughing at his team name, the Taint Painted Chaise. Teeb brushes up against Jay Z and his Versus claims. We talk comics, movies, insults, we talk about the infamous Georgia onesie and how Jabbs is a horrible friend. There is SO much more...I mean, they even breeze by Teeby's sweet spot. Has the show ever been worth NOT listening to? Who cares? Free, it's funny, and it's money in the karma bank....or, fuck it, it's your boys Jabbo and Thr Teeb! Enjoy!
What a random and delicious eopisode! They are back and holy balls does it feel good to hear them geek out again. Jabbo and Teeb. Head to Head. Toe to Toe. Cock to Cock! The boys are one another's door to their fantasy football league championship! While recording this episode, they were LITERALLY ending their fantasy games AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, to decide who makes it into the fantasy super bowl. Does THAT spill into this episode? Absolutely! Is Jabbo gonna get this belt? Is Teeb going to dangle his glory in Jabbo's face? Just a thick, uncut victory dragged across Jabbo's lips. Anyways, if that isn't enough, ol Teeby has watched the new Spidy flick..and for some reason, Jabbo hasn't. Oh well, they discuss it anyways...and The Batman....and more Batman...and a rant that the guys never really pull back in, but isn't that kinda why you've been with them for so long? They talk about the asshole Paul brothers and all the craziness that comes with that paycheck. Alot of shit talking. Alot of geeking. Pretty sure, some one mentions genitalia. It's up, so here we go, new Jabbo and the Teeb!
Greetings and salutations from the fine folks here at Jabbo and the Teeb! It's Wednesday, so you know what THAT means. A late post? Fuck no! C'mon, we been getting better. It's another great Threeway Wednesday, so that means a new episode! This one is a doozy. Probably one of the best episodes the guys have done. We have picked up a fan or two on this long podcast journey and it's rare that we get one in the studio. What if it's one of our very first fans? What if he is a childhood friend of ol Teeb's? What if we FINALLY sit down with the infamous NASH?! Come and meet Nash, one of the coolest folks to ever grace the show AND one of Teeb's oldest and best friends. This was a fun episode, getting to hear the stories of Teeb's youth, while Jabbo takes a back seat to the Tales of Thomaston! If you ever wanted to hear where the "Teeb" handle came from, celebrate sobriety, or just have fun listening to a couple guys tell some pretty dope stories, ALL while enjoying Jabbo and the Teeb....then why the hell haven't you hit play yet? It's another fine episode of Jabbo and the Teeb. Thanks Nash you suave so and so, we gotta do this again.
Here we go again, what a difference a week makes! We hit the ground running. We regale over the addition to Jabbo's life and make sure to squeeze in all the extra excitement on Charlie Cox being our Daredevil! Since it's knocking on our doors, we talk about the hopes and dreams of the new Spiderman movie, and how Marvel is doing on it's TV fronts. Jabbo FINALLY sits and talks WandaVision, while he's still tip toeing around Loki. Toss in some proper behavior when using cocaine...a little bit of Jabbo's estrogen filled ass apologizing....also, Jabbo's estrogen filled ass taking back said apologly. It's a reunion filled up to the brim with inappropriate geek, so come and get you some!
Coming in with another late entry but in the midst of everything...fuck, I got nothing. It's another episode..and baby, it's turkey time! The boys are back together after Teeb's hiatus and doing what they were born to do. We discuss turkey day sides for some reason, and address why you only eat certain crap at certain times of the year. There is so much more that goes on in this episode, but it's all in the spirit of giving thanks! Come and fill your bellies with all the good shit that you DON'T have to wait once a year for, more Jabbo and The Teeb..with REAL Teeb!
What do you do when you miss a date? What do you do when your cohost is on the road? You call in the craziest son of a bitch you know, crack open a bottle, and start talking! It's the episode of Jabbo and The Teeb that we have deemed a part of the Nuttz Era! Philbo bka King Nutzz aka Igontzz steps in to fill Teeby's shoes and have a little fun doing it. We pretty much go over it all...wrestling, life, why it's so easy to get pregnant to Jodeci songs. This was a guest host spot that was long overdue, that we need to do again when we are back to full host strength. We break open the George Dickel, and float some stories about our love for good old fashioned sports entertainment...with a shit tons of side tracked stories and insults along the way...It's Saturday, but who gives a shit? Who REALLY turns down sloppy seconds?!?
We are back! If you were ever like, "I wonder what gets these guys hard?", then THIS is your episode! We talk about all the wrestling documentaries that Jabbo has been taking down to cure his insomnia and shoot him in the wrong direction. Teeb decides to try a new coffee shop on for size and of course, we have to insult one another about it. Wanna know about R. Kelly doing yoga in jail? We got ya! Wanna hear about old school wrestling? Listen to Teeb wishing he had a cool wrestling finisher. Also, Jabbo sloppily runs his mouth a little early in the fantasy football pool, while chiming in on domestic abuse! If you don't listen these days, that's on you. Do you even JATT, bro? Oh yeah...we talk about the new logo!!!!!!
Look at us coming in just under the wire. We here at Jabbo and The Teeb believe in bringing you the fresh and the hot...and occasionally, the late. Forgive us. Please. We will send dick pics. Well, Teeb won't. He's more of a bean bag guy. This is Teeb's coming out party! No, no, no..calm down yall...he FINALLY gets his wish of seeing his Atlanta Braves bring home a title. We sit as a spry Teeb fills our ears with the inner joys of what it feels like to finally be a winner. (Jabbo is writing ALL of this) We make a quick run over the infamous Brady 600 ball, Teeb being all wet and shit over Georgia teams, and we relieve the greatest night ever. Listen man..like, what the fuck else ya got to do?
Holy fck our motherfckin sses, we FINALLY knuckled up and did the no swearing episode! The backdrop is simple, and we kinda need your help on this, but we need to know who won. Moving on, we talk DC baby! All the wonderful trailers that made us as hard as Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. We talk about how wonderful a human fcking being that John Cena is, and once again revisit the abomination that is Jabbo's fantasy season. Most importantly we can't say sht, or fck, or cnty balls...or call people cum stained fuck dolls with cck dents. Sht-faced cckmaster. Choke my ss-fck ball lint. Last one kinda got away from us, but you get the point, we can't cuss, so PLEASE, enjoy! (and really, let us know who wins)
We keep asking ourselves, "Is THIS the one? Is THIS the episode that gets us like...fired from all of our platforms?". Well, maybe not, but whatever lawsuit one of us is sure to end up in, this bad boy WILL be used as evidence. We find Jabbo, our occasionally liked co host, contemplating if he, is indeed, a shit person. During his soul search, we discover more than you'd ever really want to know. Sympathize with poor Teeb as he endures Black Tony Robbins, the WORST impression ever. We dust off the Chappelle controversy, the Gruden situation, and how we weren't scum before 2018. Listen to Teeb speak on his days as a golf legend, since retired. We talk about the piece of shit that is Matt Lauer, if Joe Biden is dead, and how The Mandalorian is "the nigga doing all the flips from Game Of Thrones." For all the new kids THIS IS COMEDY THAT HAS ALOT OF BAD WORDS AND CRAZY STATEMENTS. See, NOW you may proceed with another THREEWAY WEDNESDAY to make them ears cum..or nut..jizz...ionn know. Enjoy!
WE TURNED TWO! I know what you're thinking, we are pretty grown looking for the tender age of two. I promise you, we had to be older than two to get down the way we did for this episode. We celebrate in true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion...drunk...kinda. We decide to spend our b day exactly how we want. We drink and get all gushy, while still giving you the back and forth you still show up for. The drink flows as do the fresh ideas on how we should have spent our birthday! Maybe we should have grabbed some handicapable strippers? Anyways, listen to us, once again, abuse substances, and celebrate the two years of love you've shown us! Toss in Jabbo's dashed fantasy dreams, a random convo about cock lightsabers, our love for a few followers (shout outs abound), and our normal...whatever. We go a little long on this one, but trust me, it's well fuckin worth it. Come and get some!!!!!
What happens when life starts shooting it's load at you? Yoiu duck it like the matrix and drop the freshest content you can provide! Slide in to these DMs! Teeb tells us tales of his early pornstar days in the Army. Somehow, we are back to discussing the do's and don'ts of jerk off etiquette. We're guessing that we NEED to go over this stuff. We talk about podcast beefs and how they could go. We toss ourselves in the frontlines to handle any podcast wars....against meat jelly salesmen? We discuss the new Chappelle special, Ryan Reynolds' Free Guy, and Many Saints...and how Teeb didn't watch ANY of them. Listen to Jabbo rant again...and again about "thick uncut cock"....why slavery wouldn't have been his thing...and tons of other adorable stuff...all set against the backdrop of a looming two year podaversary!
Welcome to not only the longest son of a bitch title we've ever had, it's also the first episode where we show off our affiliate status! Watch us stumble through our coming out party as we revisit old people sex! It's not where we start, but you know us, we go THERE. If you've done this with us before, you know what to expect. For you new folks...if two guys discussing jerking off etiquette don't work? Turn around. A serious discussion on a war between The Cartel and Rednecks? Leave now. If you can't laugh at why having sex with an old person MIGHT feel like rubbing your genitals on a Shar Pei, then this AIN'T the place for you. If you have been devirginized to what we do, listen to Jabbo go on and on about how he wants to beat the fuck out of DK Metcalf. Listen to us relish in our new status as Odd Pod Medias Network affiliates as we TRY to be on our best behavior. Come on, drink the Kool Aid, and ride with us. Clothing optional.
THE CHAISE HAS ARRIVED! MAY ALL BALLS BE EMPTYED! Jabbs finally gets his chaise and basks in the light of his recent fantasy victories. Teeb, on the other hand, dips into the parts of his sick fuck brain that makes us love him so much. Sick documentaries? Yep. Our desire for mind altering drugs? Yep. Hints on finding Jabbo's tubby ass nude that he posted on Twitter forever ago? Yep. Plus, the guys get a really cool surprise that could change their lives forever, and it DOESN'T involve Jabbo needing hand lotion and a handi cam. Why DON"T you listen at this point?!
I don't know what's worse, coming up with titles, or making sure we don't go too far into the weeds with some of our convos. lol. Teeb dreams of coffee and trying to figure out what decade he belongs in, I trash the shit out of new slang, and we both try and figure out the upcoming Chappelle and Rogan show. We talk vaccinations, roller skates, and why Carson is still on the hunt for Teeb. We talk all over the place from MMA to Teeb's weenis. Do I even still have to tell you how window licking special we are? Come listen, there is something for everyone! Except kids...God don't let kids lsten to this!!
Hola you sons and daughters of bitches! We love you. Like a whole bunch. Enough that ol Teeb leans on all of us as an ear for his bad day. Maybe Jabbo wasn't the best choice? Maybe he will be less of an ass and cut his buddy a break? Maybe they rattle on about the new Spider Man trailer, so it doesn't matter? Listen to the guys and their feelings on Teeb's day, the new Spider Man trailer, why Daniel Day Lewis is gonna get someone orally pleased, and if Charlie Cox is gonna be in the Spidey flick. Listen. Enjoy. Alot. There is nudity.
Oh the waters we swim in...another episode of Jabbo and the Teeb where were TRY and navigate the LBGTQ+ world. Boy, do we fuck this up. Teeb and Jabbo ask the questions they've wanted to ask. Yeah, we can read shit, but it's so much better to get it from YOU. Not to offend, to laugh and educate. Between Teeb wanting to be able to compliment someone at the gym on their cock and Jabbo not knowing pronouns from his ass, it all makes for a good time. Add a few runs of Teeb wanting once again to dominate the merkin fashion world and Army bay shower stories from Jabbo, and you have more wonderful shit for your ears! Enjoy!
Well, we have tried and failed at movie reviews, but somehow, we refuse to give the fuck up! We watched The Suicide Squad! Do you even need to know more? Fuck, we butcher this one...
After a short break, Jabbo is back, oh yeah, Teeb is too. The guys have been all over the globe and reunite to do what they do best, insult one another while telling the stories of their individual treks. Were there tits? Listen and find out! Did Teeb start a riot in the silverback cage? Listen and find out. Is Jabbo expecting a half dolphin child? Listen and find out! It's another good run with stories from the road as only we can do it! Have a kick ass Threeway Wednesday with JABBO AND THE TEEB!
We got it done! A late post but a Threeway Wednesday has been kept! So, Jabbo explains how he ALMOST dropped the ball fully...and to be honest, how Teeb did the damn thing to make it happen. It's a random rambling. I call prolly tell you what we DON'T talk about and it would be easier. We talk about our love for Canadians...how insulting Teeb should be a national past time...how so much improper punctuation doesn't matter when you have to write openings to podcasts. blah blah blah. We don't ask you here to read, we ask you here to listen. Love it, cause we do! Enjoy!
Back in the fold being as gross as we wanna be! Ok, that was lame but you get the point. We're back and knee deep in the Cosby controversy! Teeb has a mini staycation. Jabbo is still training to fight...his neighborhood. Teeb shares fond memories of "Fusion" and a finger roaming mud bath. We show up...no matter if it's to talk about wearing shirts to bed or why cults don't get sexier members. You wanted it, you got it. Enjoy the new episode of Jabbo and The Teeb.
There are certain episodes that we have recorded that make us laugh due to our complete ability to be vulgar as fuck. This is one of those episodes. I don't know, maybe it's Teeb's new "thing" for Matcha. We go in on this episode. We don't hang as much as we used to, so these are those golden moments we share..Jabbs talks about the etiquette to jerking off in other people's houses...Teeb is in love with Hovey Benjamin...and they both share their thoughts on using the pee hole built into you clothes. Toss in some rediscovered comic book love, a backyard camping story, training to fight your neighbors, and how Teeb is the mastermind behind shit minefields. Do we really HAVE to tell you to listen at this point? Naw, I didn't think so either. Enjoy!
El Pulso Xmas Album? We got you. The greatness that is Clint Howard? Check. Why Teeb watched One Tree Hill? Done. Jabbo's dream of writing obscure ass sequels? Yep. The absolute gangsterdom of Suge Knight? Scary, but yes. Another solid fuckin episode from two bearded fucks that STILL keep giving you podcast greatness? Kinda. lol. We're back muthafukkas!
Jabbo's new show! We will be back next week with fresh Jabbo and the Teeb, but you get this instead. It's Jabbology baby!
Welcome to another new episode of Jabbo and the Teeb, now with more Teeb! Yep, he's back to his co hosting gig and we couldn't be happier. Come find out about the hot career of the new up and coming artist, El Pulso! Walk down memory lane with ol Teeby as he chronicles his working years at the Do Wop Shop. lol We can't MAKE this shit up. Plus a little Paul Mooney love mixed in with more great original songs and Papa John's reperations! Listen..you have been, so why stop now?
Jabbo's new show! We will be back next week with fresh Jabbo and the Teeb, promie, but you get this instead. It's Jabbology baby!
Hello folks! Co-host Jabbo of Jabbo and the Teeb fame has finally launched his second show! This is the it. Come and study the science of Jabbo. Find out who his friends are. Listen to some of the funniest, best, stories ever. Come be apart of the weird love and positivity thing. It cost nothng and I'm pretty sure you can't catch anything that won't wash off. ENJOY!
Man, these fuckin titles. LOL. Welcome to the THUNDERDOME! We did it. It happened. You wanted it. You got it. The guys FINALLY have their mini golf showdown. What in the actual hell? You get the full story on the competitive cluster fuck that was our golf outing. Toss in some Marvel Phase Four talk..mix in some insults, bad singing..uh, a dash of Teebyisms and yeah, you got a full episode. Jabbo drops some stuff..uh yeah. Listen. It's awesome. Alot of awesome. It's super yummy.
Every episode we give you is always us...unapologetically. Nothing has changed. We always have a helluva time when we get to record but we can't remember the last time we had this much fun! We write a dope ass song on the spot and sing it...alot. We talk...alot. Jabbs talks about some family time, we talk about how great a fuckin onion volcano REALLY is. THERE IS A MINI GOLF CHALLANGE PLANNED. We talk about our competitive natures and how much kids suck in a jump house. Oh yeah, again, WE WROTE A DOPE ASS SONG. Listen...it's us! C'mon!
Well well well, look who showed the fuck back up this week? Jabbo and the Teeb on the proper three way Wednesday as promised. Jabbo walked that road alone and someone was stuck at work, itching to get back at it, and we did! Jabbo's sex positions? Check. Teeb still unpoor? Check. Does Friends suck? Check. At this point, do we even need to go on? You know what to expect from us by now....reunited and it feels so good! Listen you asses off!
Hello all! We did something...well, Jabbo did something. In our awesome attempt to keep it fresh than a motherfucker, Jabbs goes it alone! It's ok. We still love Teeby, he just has a little thing to do called work. lol. Can't even begin to tell ya, welcome to an hour of ALOT of Jabbo. Like...a bunch. You'll see. Hear his woke/enlightened wanna be ass slather you up only the way he can. Outkast did solo shit too! Teeby will be back next week, but for now, welcome to the Isle of Jabbs! Enjoy!
It's NEW. No cutting room floor, just fresh hot, and Jabby! We are back to doing what we do best...rambling. Have you ever wondered the proper reaction to waking up to a blowjob is? Would you like to purchase Purp Cow? Oh yeah, there is WAY more! lol. Ol Teeby needs the black guy to validate one of his jokes, find out why you can't quote Hitler, and why jerking off to Boy Meets World is COMPLETELY ok. Pay it forward. We get to find out why Jabbs is so goddamned chipper and how UNPOOR Teeb is, so he can buy some of Lil Nas X's new kicks. You have to listen, we couldn't make this shit up...wait, we DID make it up. Well, you get it, anywho, ENJOY!
Sometimes when we go through all our old shit that we have recorded, we occasionally find a jewel or two that we either just forgot to post, or forgot existed. This is completely one of those episodes. Made pre Christmas, come with us...oh yeah, Jabbo and the Teeb, as we discuss Jabbo's Christmas adventures! Teeby tells us that it's ok to lie..along with hating poors and his need to find out how slutty Jabbs would be for 25K. We talk about how money COMPLETELY buys happiness, why Jabbo has a VERY unhealthy Funko Pop obsession, and why Teeb should bust Your Mom jokes on his kid! This show has it all..except boobs. There are sadly no boobs. ENJOY!
We have to dedicate this to our buddy Nash! We will make it up to you. lol. Come and listen to us kiss Nash's ass over a missed opportunity...set against the back drop of Teeb loving the Snyder Cut! We chop it up over Snyder and the New JL flick and Teeb's love for Thor. Jabbs launches into a rant that would make any Sprint user stand up and cheer. We talk about why James Cameron doesn't ever have to give a fuck and why Kingdom is the show you shoulda watched. Add some Planet of the Apes, mix in some Jon Tucker and sprinkle with more insults flying back and forth and you have our new episode! Enjoy!!!!!
We here at Jabbo and The Teeb like to give you all the fresh content like, ALL the time....except right now. From the floor of the porn shack, we have yet another unadulterated episode that for some reason has NOT seen the light of day. We are taking a shot in the dark with this one. I know that we are both on it..if it sucks, blame Jabbo! It's been a long time. We shouldn't have left you. Without some dope shit to...I don't know...whatever you do when you listen to podcasts. ENJOY!!!!
Holy shit! Close but no bukkake, huh? I guess the splash is good enough, or it better be! One is Jabbo. One is Teeb. Both are pretty awesome. If you're reading this, it means you"ve signed on for another episode! Shout out to Jeffery Tambor. Oh Lordy, Gina, Gina, Gina! She's cute. She could get her face pasted..but she now apparently has no job! We go over the Carano firing, why you don't FUCK with the mouse, and how big the shadow of those fuckin mouse ears really are! We take the time to go over Will Smith, drive ins, cancel culture, the purpose for Mountain Dew...and other shit. lol. Listen, if only for the bad singing, cause it's on and popping!
We made another thing. On our own. We even pulled up our pants and wiped on our own. This is the shit you show up for! We take a break from the hiatus to talk turkey...well, television. Jabbo was forced to watch Grey's Anatomy. At gunpoint. Poor him. We discuss alot of shit. Come play catch up with us. It's never a bad thing. It's a good thing...like nipple slip good.
I wish there was like..I dunno, a bad singing opening button. I'd apply it so hard right now. Anywho, here we are. Back for the 19th time with more ramblings! Prepare to see us with our full blown dorks out! We talk the Disney Investors meeting and all that we now know! Jabbs gets his Daredevil rant in, while we discuss why Stars Wars fans are the best/worst bunch in the world. Star Wars! Fucking Star Wars! We watch the Marvel trailers and Jabbo listens (for once), while ol Teebington walks us around the trailers and his thoughts on what to expect. Toss in some Hayden bashing and some Josh Jackson love with a drop of why you should NEVER cum on kids, and you've got ANOTHER great episode. It's like a rim job for your ears!
Holy shit...yeah! We like to cuss for the hell of it! Ok, enough. You wanted us to do it (maybe), so we did it! Another great episode in the book! The election is over....?? Teeb still loves merkins, who knew? We talk about post election weirdness, my Jabbo's Pop collection, people that open carry, what celebrities Teeb would let his old lady fuck....all sorts of fuckin craziness. We talk about the Home Alone kid's dong. Yep. This is what happens. All day. Listen to it. Please. Maybe Jabbo will give you mouth...he WILL give you mouth! Wait, back to maybe.
We had to take a break...maybe it was life...a rash...illegal fireworks...who cares, we're back, and holy fuck if it dont feel good! We talk about this crazy ass election, what we think of the orange Prez, how bad Halloween candy can get you fucked up, and if Jabbo is TOO into Henry Cavhill. (Who isn't, am I right?) Anyways, you know what do do by now, turn off the sensitivity meter, and press play!
From the dark corners of your mom's porn stash comes Jabbo and The Teeb! In this episode, we discuss Due Date! (kinda) We break down a few favorite parts of the movie, sink deep into Jabbo's long standing hate for Kid Rock and Dane Cook, and relish in the dream that is little people sex. We discuss why Teeb is the kinda guy that hates treating prostitutes with respect and for some reason, we revisit old people sex. Like always, you just have to listen.
Oh here we are again, doing and saying all the wrong things. It's another great sesh with Jabbo and the Teeb...powered by our love of 80's movies, insults, and a drink or two or something. (insert evil laugh) Without direction, we ain't that bad. Teeb goes down a list of some 80's flicks while Lord Jabby stmubles across his opinons of each. Does Tom Cruise get bashed? Maybe. Does Keanu get love? Maybe. Does this episode rock? Fuck and yes. Come get some more of Jabbo and the Teeb!
We're here...and we push buttons. DON'T listen to this episode is Jesus getting a handie could never be funny to you. If you never think about old people sex, turn around now. Welcome to another episode of Jabbo and The Teeb! lol We talk music, banging Erika Elaniak, Jabbo sings badly cause we missed it....hell, we talk racist Disney, the Cuties movie, how Jabbo is NOT killing it in fantasy...yep, Its a wide shot episode but there is something for everyone! Come get a plate!
Holy shit, it's draft season again! Jabbo still sucks at it and Teeb is still...dare we say, better than someone at something for once! (As of writing this, I have lost my first game to Teeb already) Ol Teeby ties one on and gets all sentimental. We talk about the fuckability of Melissa McCarthy. That should be a show on it's own to be honest. We talk about how white guys have had a good run. Also, we get a little sentimental on the first few episodes and how the journey got started. You laugh, cry, and cum. Hopefully all together.
Failure is apparently an option, but hey, we have a co host that we can blame! We watched The Gentlemen. Guy Ritchie's dope ass movie that deserves a proper review...too bad we don't REALLY do one. lol In true Jabbo and The Teeb fashion, we end up all over the place, but as always, it makes for a great episode. We watch The Batman trailer so Jabbo can stop getting ridiculed by Teeb...why Marky Mark should have tapped that monkey pussy in a three way...how dope the new Planet Of The Apes movies are...why Teeb is hard over DC right now...so many insults too. We are warm and fuzzy. And harmless. Please listen.
Hello! You know what time it is!!! We tried to do a movie review awhile ago, so we decided to try and do one again! I been trying to get Teeb's ass to watch a movie to review and he's been avoiding it like the clap. How about this fucker watches Gone In 60 Seconds, so what does Lord Jabby do? I watched that shit movie, just to give you fine people content. It's fun, it's special, it should come with an itch cream! It's Jabbo and the Teeb!
How the fuck am I JUST now getting this done? Welcome to late ass Teeby Tuesday!!! Had some issues today...anyways, Teeb says this is our Seinfeld episode...cause it's about not a damn thing...we talk my kayaking trip...celebrities shitting on your chest...and all other sorts of crazy shit. It's worth listening...and no one is chewing food!
So, it Teeby Tuesday! Ladies choice, so here we are with our first CUTTING ROOM FLOOR EPISODE. I don't know why this didn't make it to the show before now. It's good. It's vulgar. It's Teeb's idea if it sucks. We haven't even listened to this shit. lol. Enjoy our unscripted badassness. lol. You wanted it, you got it, more love from the folks here at Jabbo and the Teeb!
It took a minute, but here we are again! Sooooo tired of talking Covid, so we don't...kinda. We talk zombies, Dolph Lundgren, reality shows, and Marvel. Don't think we didn't make time for why Apollo Creed was the worst champion ever as well as the sweet sounds of Teeb's ass. lol. You just have to listen.
We're baaaaaaack! Do I even have to toss shit in here to get you to listen anymore? You know what you're getting into by now...or whatever is about to get into you. We give ol Teeby hell! Who would have known he was such a little Lord Fontleroy? We have a nice wrap up on all current events while taking shots at each other...as well as the craziness of social events. Turn it the fuck up....it's worth it!
Well, we are back at it! Had to bump this episode up to keep it all current and what not. Ol Teebus is back, fresh from the halls of Jesus! We talk about his trip outta town, including his prodigal son like church visit. Of course I have to run my mouth about it...it's funny. Crass but funny. We also hit up some BLM talk! Don't wanna miss this one. Oh yeah, I also hit a mini rant why it's PERFECTLY ok to think you are better than everyone. lol Yep, IT'S JABBO AND THE TEEB!
It's our first time in and we don't take it easy! Here we are...on Podbean...still Jabbo and still the Teeb. For the uninitiated, we dish on pop culture, politics, movies, tv, porn...just about everything, but in particular, mob shit. The Capone movie..Boardwalk Empire...in the way we can only do it!