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Ali & Ant are back waxing lyrical about all things Adelaide Crows AFL/AFLW. Listen, laugh, subscribe, share and follow on PodBean, Apple, Amazon, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube and on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast
đď¸Two Crows Podcast S7Ep3 - aka Showdown Throw down 53
⢠Rankine = đĄ Max = â¤ď¸ Dawson =đ đ
⢠Crows Filthy Weekend with a little R&R
⢠These kids go alright đ§Ź
⢠SANFL Crows v Pear
⢠Changes for R4
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Two Crows Podcast S7Ep2 Crows vs Tigers aka still inconsistently inconsistent aka the let down...
Rachele and Max - Hope for the Future
⢠Who's the B.O.S.S.?
⢠Post Game analysis - Ant and the art of zen
⢠SANFL Trial game Crows v Pear
⢠Changes for the Showdown - does the axe hang or swing?
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Two Crows Podcast are (finally) back! S7Ep1 2023
A New Captain, A New Era
⢠The vibe for 2023 đ
⢠Is #Flagelaide real or is it just preseason hype?
⢠We wants more R&R (Rankine/ Rachele) Soli, Max factor and a whole lot of Fog
⢠Will the radio curse strike again?
⢠A Yank on the Footy - TwoCrows preview 2023 season (separate episode)
⢠Whoâs in the mix for round 1? Ant delivers his verdict
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Two Crows are back!! We kick off the new year and the new season in style Anything can happen here, here we go!!
⢠Trial games - Liked/Loathed/Loved
⢠Rachelle drives fans to Crowmania
⢠Hungry Jacks changes name to CrowmaniaÂ
⢠Ant and Ali plug Bums on seats!! #SilenceTheSiren
⢠Dawson, Milera, Rachelle - Bring the gravy boat!!
⢠Covid Contingencies
⢠AFLW - Randall, EJ back in - Finals bound!!
⢠New board member - Welcome Mr Goodings
⢠Round 1 side predictor Crows v Freo
⢠We get our tips out to go tips up for AFL Round 1
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TwoCrowsS05Ep01 Crows v Roos  - Don't mind if we do!
- TWO CROWS are BACK! (insert trumpets here)
- We won - now lets never speak of it again
- Pick 64 aka 2 Stars aka Go Pro aka Dr SHOLL
- Let's talk about Tex and has the Fog finally lifted?
- Get In The Bin! - Ali  + TV commentary team = umbrage
- SANFL - Pedlars smashing debut
- AFLW - We are in the GF! Chelsea Randall you are a STAR!
- Ins/Outs & Injuries
- Tips Up  - we try to pick next rounds winners...
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TwoCrowsS04Ep12 Crows v Tiger aka Let the off-season madness begin!!Â
Itâs all GO at Crowie land, assistant coaches moved on, the first wave of delistings and a brand new Snr Assistant/Def coach has been appointed - Welcome Scott Burns!! Oh yeah and we played our last game of the season. But donât let that stop you, the ride to rebuild is moving along nicely. In this hot poddy we cover;
- Crows v Tigers - 3,2,1 Hurt Locker, Tex 441 and a Rising Star âď¸ literally
- Goneski - whoâs already been shown the door and whoâs twitchier than a cat on a hot tin roof
- The Rumour Vault gets cracked wide open - we drop more names than a hipster in an underground cafe - Will we get some Balme for our Burns?
- Players and assistant coaches being linked to the club
- Will Brad stay? Whoâs out of contract? Who could be on the trade table?
- 2020 Draft Picks and NGA Bonanza
- Scandal Scandal Slingback Sandal - HUGE CoVid19 scandal on the eve of the finals
- Twitter questions and comments from YOU!!
- The Gold Jacket - we make out big predictions
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TwoCrowsS04Ep11 Crows v Giants aka âBergâ takes down Titanic oppositionÂ
Crows go Back2Back. We put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher than Snoop Dog, Tex, Sholl, Matty Crouch 2.0. #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne #AFLCrowsGiants
The Crows go Back2Back in 2020! Crows put a Giant dent in GWS finals aspirations. McAdam gets higher than Snoop Dog, Tex = Godra and Sholl on the wing? Errrrr yes please. Matty Crouch 2.0 and Laird is a perfect 10.Â
- 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- DMac to try the #GoodBloke defence to avoid one game ban
- Berg aka The Big Easy signs on
- Ali and Ant disagree over Draftee interview questions... Ding Ding Round 1
- Draft Picks - Thank you GWS
- Rumours of more cuts than a Butchers Shop window to the list
- Trade and Draft dates announced
- Your Twitter Questions #AskTwoCrows
-
GetHimIn - Ins/Outs for next week
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TwoCrowsS04Ep10 Crows v Hawks aka Nickys Crows are September Specialists!! WE WON!!
Owen is gone, the monkey has been lifted and the seal has finally been broken! Join Ali and Ant with a win more satisfying than a Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe! Â
- Tears of joy, jubilation, relief, you name the emotion, we felt it
- Goals - we got 'em Schoey and Spuds epic team lifters and Tex with the icing
- Defending Offensively we try to crack the game plan
- 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- CROWS WON - Woo Hoo
- Your Twitter Questions and comments #AskTwoCrows
- To no-one's surprise the GABBA will host the GF
- Rats off the ship - good call/bad call?
-
GetHimIn - Ins/Outs for next week
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TwoCrowsS04Ep09 Crows v Cats aka Tex 200th and things are finally looking up
Schoeys GOAL!  HARRY please grow a Mullet!!! We finally get our Butts out and he has a good crack! Matt's big tackle (numbers) raise some eyebrows.
- 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- Stengle signs on - 2 more years
- AFL - sides are letting assistants go.... We discuss Adam Kellys responses to questions about Assistants, Budget restraints and internal/external recruiting
- SANFLW North v South for the Big Gran Final
- Twitter Questions #AskTwoCrows
- Ins and Vincent van Gogh
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TwoCrowsS04Ep08 Crows vs Bulldogs aka put a fork in us weâre done!!Â
A game of 4 qtrs The Hope, The Tightrope, The Fall and the Fallen. Who stood up, who stood out, and who will be ducking for cover:
- 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- Statistical nightmare - Compare the pair
- Covid breach Swans feel the wrath
- We answer your questions straight after the game #AskTwoCrows
- We get in early and swing the axe ahead of our game against the Cats as we play match committee
-
GetHimIn #VincentVanGogh
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TwoCrowsS04Ep07 Crows vs Pies aka Pies swooped, Crows a bit pooped
Well, the Crows got Pie eyed and overrun in the final quarter, but there are some signs that made us smile.Â
- Laird the midfielder - take a bow desk man
- IceBerg right ahead and the Prez makes a stand
- 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star noms
- Bloody Hamstrings!! Â whats going on?
- Pass The Salt: Karen Cornes wants to speak to the manager about some unsociable football
- Cows Beef - Tex take a stand on online abuse - who needs to shoulder some responsibility in this?
- All Aboard - Grant Kelly slam dunks his hat into the ring for the Chairman role
- Last Chance Saloon - which players we think should be looking over their shoulders
- Crows vs Bulldogs  - what we need to do to win (yes we are still believing)
- Ins/Outs - Will some big names return for the Crows
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TwoCrowsS04Ep06 Crows vs Bombers aka So close, yet so far away.....
We look at our "almost" game, where it "almost" came together.Â
- Crows are still hunting for their first W of the season.
- What can we see creeping into our game plan?
- Lets look at the positives  - Doedee, Keays takes another step
- SOFT HANDS Please!
- 3,2,1, Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- Ali has a new hashtag #AllDayEveryDayDoedee
- Discuss former Crows recruiter Matt Rendell and his comments on the Crows and this years draft
-
JustAskTwoCrows - We answer your Twitter questions
- Crows Draft Hand for 2020
- Ins/Outs and Injuries  - #GetHimIn and who can Vincent Van Gogh
- Tips Up
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TwoCrowsS04Ep05 Crows vs Saints aka Crows sin = Saints win
Ali and Ant record straight after the game so you get their immediate reaction, thoughts and outlook from the night. 100% Covide Free and safe for consumption. ROB is a machine, Dudes captains his first game and Keays is getting better every week. There is a "Moose" on the loose!
- Lets find the positives.....and then.....
- 3,2,1 Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- Umpires had a "mare" Tex's magnificent mark unrewarded
- Rumour Mill - Fagan and the Broncos
-
GetHimIn - who impressed from the scratch match
- Crows v Bombers ins/outs
- Tips up - here we go.....
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TwoCrowsS04Ep04 Crows vs Free - aka Freo give the Crows the old heave-ho
That elusive first win of the season has eluded us again. Crows kick themselves in the foot, the ground and the oppo.... anywhere but between the big sticks.Â
- 3,2,1 Rising Star
- The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off about the AFL Apps
- CAMP CLOSED Will the media ever move on?
- All A Board - AFC appoint a new board member
- What is a Non-Statistical Statistic? (try saying that with a mouthful of marbles)
-
AskTwoCrows We answer your questions
- Ins/Outs and Injuries
- Draft pick watch and we go Tips Up
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TwoCrowsS04Ep03 Crows Sun sets aka How low can you go?
Well, strap on your ski's Crowies its gonna be a long season! We examine the wreckage and fallout from our abysmal performance against the Suns.Â
- 3,2,1...(straining), Hurt Locker and Rising Star
- Crows Draft Pick Watch - Let there be light!
- AFL Media Crows pile on continues
-
AskTwoCrows We answer your Twitter Questions about the Crows
- Bored of the Board - we analyse Football vs Finance on the AFC Board
-
GetHimIn Who we want to see in the Tricolours this week
- Crows vs Lions - Opportunity DNA and Tipping Point
- Ins, outs and injuries - Who can Vincent Van Gogh!! and who can Vincent Van Inn!
- Tips Up - we fail miserably at this, oh but we are persistent Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #AskTwoCrows #GetHimIn
TwoCrowsS04E02 ShowDOWN 48 aka Crows should have ShownUP 48 podcast
Ali, Ant and Footy are finally back!Â
- We discuss Showdown 48 - Get your bandaids ready this might hurt a bit
- McHenry debuts and gives us hope
- The Fog waves the flag...I mean his guernsey and we loved it!
- Ant has a crack at the media in the off season
-
GetHimIn and who can Vincent Van Goh!
- Crows Draft hand - 2020 we go early and get excited
- R3 vs Gold Coast Suns.... could this be our first loss to them?
- We go Tips Up and try to predict Round 3 winners
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TwoCrowsS04E01 Welcome Back Podcast aka the not quite podcast, podcast
Ali and Ant are back, riding into 2020 like a hippo with vertigo! The shackles are off and if we were anymore sideways and weâd be horizontal.
- Sign them up! The Pantene Iguana and Mrs Browns Boy commit to the Crows family
- We have a new Coach, a New Captain and a New Leadership group, but if they were Star Wars characters, who would they be?
- Acknowledge the past and build for the future
- Crows AFLW - Now with even more injuries. Crows drop their first game to the lions, but Hatchy finds beast mode and breaks an AFLW record
- We finally work out when our first home game is...
- Scott Elderfield - We salute you - Bushfire Showdown T20
- We talk about the big SMS aka the Social Media Stoush! South Aussie Cossie vs an ironic fiery Cornes clan (insert climbing a ladder joke here)
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TwoCrowsS03Ep24 BIG DRAFT WRAP aka Crows finally land a big FISCH....ER!
With more wraps than a Christmas present, Ali and Ant dissect, analyse, hypothesise and generally get a little bit excited over the Crows 2019 Draft Haul.Â
- The BIG FISCH! We analyse every exciting draft pick and give you the lowdown
- We Draft - Contested Beasts, Tackling Machines, Speed, Leaders and Versatility
- Haggis specials and Top Secret Projects?
- Ali finally gets her "Piggies in the middle" and is pumped
- Heath Younie you "STAR
- Crows Pre season standouts and who could debut in the tricolours in 2020?
- Thank you listeners for our best year EVER!
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TwoCrowsS03Ep23 Winds of Change have blown at AFCÂ -Fresh Air down at West Lakes!
- The Review - Burton gone!, Campo Gone! we discuss the results and vacancies
- We welcome our new Senior Coach Matty Nicks to the Mighty Adelaide Crows Family
- Trade Period - The snorefest that it was.
- Did anyone say "Big Bodied Mid", "Posturing" Barrett's obsession with "Brad Crouch"
- Trade Period - Ins and the outs - welcome Billy Goat Frampton to the AFC Family
- Upcoming AFLW Draft 22/10/19
- Twitter Poll result Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty
TwoCrowsS03E22 Is Don is Gone aka one down ??? to goâŚthe saga continues
It is on like Donkey Kong down at AFC head quarters!
Join us on a magical journey thatâs rougher than the wrong end of a pineapple Â
- Don resigns as Snr coach of the Crows
- The Review update
- Singing in the Shower â an Ode to Don and a Bird guy?
- The Interview Panel has been announced â Huzzah!
- Trade Rumours
- Crow Questions â Twitter followers ask us questions
- Tips up for the Preliminary Finals
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TwoCrowsS03Ep21Â Is the Review finished yet? aka Who needs a #CrowsSeaChange...
- Vale Danny Frawley gone too soon
- Using hindsight vision Ant analyses the team lines and where it went wrong in 2019
- Finals? What finals? We have a review!!!
- Chappy gets his own theme song simply called "Chappy"
- Daniel Talia announces that he is now a South Australian - no-one bites?
- Scandal scandal slingback sandal... Latest trade rumours and scuttlebutt
- Tips for the Finals
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TwoCrowsS03Ep20 Crows v Pies - Put a fork in us we are done! aka the "Store High In Transit" episode!Â
- Could the Crows have played any worse?...The Pear said "Hold my beer" and we Bradbury into the 8!
- Ali and Ant dust of the instruments and express their anger via song
- Crows create a lot of firsts... and not good ones either
-
PassTheSalt and The Cows Beef
- Ali examines the playing list - Who's improved, Who's stagnated, Who's gone backwards
- We answer some of our Twitter followers questions
- Round 23 ins/outs and injuries
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TwoCrowsS03Ep19 Crows v WCE aka a Fistful of FOGARTY!!
The Darcy Fogarty song is BACK! We lose to Wet Toast by 10, but Oh My Fogarty!
- Did I mention The Fog? Ali gets a little excited about a boy called Darcy
- 3,2,1 and the Hurt Locker Award for the round
- Defenders defend and Eddie is stuck on 599
- SANFL 10-1 second half keeps us smiling - Who lit it up?
- Ins/Outs and Injuries
- Get your tips out R22
- ps Darcy FOGARTY...
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TwoCrowsS03Ep18 Crows send Saints to Hell aka Darcy Fogarty! also Pyke vs JJ who wins!
- The sound of silence at Adelaide Oval (insert anger here!)
- Darcy Fogarty!!! The Texan is back and Betts gets another GOTY nom
- Pizza and Beer - Pyke vs JJ The TRUTH is out there... and Ali was there!
- RUMOURS - Who wants out of the AFC??? A lot "could"
- 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker Awards
- Pass The Salt - Who was yelling BOOOURNS? and The Cows Beef of the week
- Sidebar - Bruce McAvaney calls time
- Ins/Outs and Tips for round 21
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TwoCrowsS03Ep17 CLUB IN CRISIS - CROWS REVIEW aka its not me its YOU!
The bus is parked out the front of West Lakes - who will be the first to be thrown under it? Let the Blame Games begin!
The torches are lit and the pitchforks are out, fans have had ENOUGH! Ali and Ant have had ENOUGH!
- Crows lose to the Blues and fans lose their collective minds. (first 7 mins only)
- Who the hell cares about finals this year...what about the next 5-10 years?
- Radio and Social Media EXPLODE! DAMAGE CONTROL scars from 2018 rear their ugly head
- Best in League Footy Department???? We compare staff outgoing and incoming, Elite? pfffft!
- PPT, List Management, Admin and 7 other deadly sins of the AFC
- Fans feel like they have been taken advantage of and they are p*ssed
- Hash Tags from the Fans #PremiershipsBeforeProfits #CrowsFansUnite
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TwoCrowsS03E16 Crows v Dons - Consistently Inconsistent...again aka Second Verse Same as the First
- Dougsies best first half of footy this year!
- ROB - 2 more years and #1 in AFL for HO in first 16 games
- Gold Pass Players, do they exist? we look at the evidence
- Can we make the tough calls? we examine Don Pyke's first team line up 2016 v 2019
- The Cows Beef - Ali and Ant lay it on the line
- We answer your Twitter questions
- SANFL - Pick me!
- Crows v Carlton - Youth v Experience, wholesale changes or standard x2
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TwoCrowsS03Ep15 Crows vs Suns - Don laughs as the the Suns go down aka The Sundowners
- Big Win by the Crowies. Eddie kicks 6, BraddleSnake tackles 16
-
PassThe Salt - Don Pyke laughs but Kane and Purple crack it
- National Reserves competition? Do we need it?
- SANFL - We lose the game, the stats can lie, but Fog.... oh my, Get him in!
- Carlton disappoint us, but the Pear.... the gift that keep on giving
- Round 18 - Bombers at home, potential ins/outs
- Get your tips out
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TwoCrowsS03Ep14 Showdown 47 Crows crushed by a Pear Fruit Salad aka Get the Pitchforks Out!
- We scrape through the carnage, fire up and fire off - No-one is safe this week!
- Whats hurting us the most on field - who is to blame? Can we fix it?
- 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker voting
-
PassThe Salt - pretty easy this week!
- The Cows Beef - GCS will ask for a PRIORITY PICK!!!
- Questions from our Twitter fans
- SANFL Crows keep rolling. Who wants to play AFL?
- Ins/Outs and injuries
- We get our Tips Out for Round 17
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TwoCrowsS03Ep13 Crows vs Geelong aka Kardinia Cats Curse Continues
- We look at what went wrong down at MDMA Stadium - out played or out coached?
- 3,2,1 voting and Hurt Locker award
-
PassTheSalt - Barrett vs BT, Pears record crowds continue and #PricklyPear
- SANFL Crows vs Sturt - great win in the wet
- Showdown 47 we preview the big game - how do we beat the Pear?
- Showdown Medallist predictions
- Potential ins/outs and injuries
- Get your Tips out we look at Round 16
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TwoCrowsS03Ep12 Mid-Season Review and Contracts aka Bye and Bye
We review the year so far, the dizzying highs the perpetual lows and everything in betweenÂ
- Who stepped up and who slipped up
- Ali and Ant form a garage band, aptly called #TwoCrowsGarageBand and release their debut single called "Self Report"
- The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off this week about an ongoing feud and presuppositions by the media... while he makes a few suppositions of his own
- Contract, Trade or Delist we look at the Crows out of contract this year and make the big calls
- We pick our starting 18 using 1 player from each AFL side in their starting positions
- Geelong - how to beat them and can we beat them
- Potential - Ins/Outs for the Geelong game
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TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat! Aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and CarltonâŚDry
The Crows catch a Tiger by the tail to secure an important hard-fought win at home. We analyse the game, and once again, marvel at Eddie Betts and his amazing pockets.
- Ali puts her Nostradamus powers to the test prior to the game
- BraddleSnake, ROB and JJ run riot, Tex and Rory lead from the front and does Eddie Betts has superpowers?
- 3,2,1 Two Crows Player of the Year voting and Hurt Locker award
- Who runs the world? Behavioural Awareness Officers and Gil it seemsâŚ
- Gil - Sorry seems to be the hardest word
- Pass The Salt â Fans kick off and get kicked out
- The Cows Beef â Ali and Ant are cheesed off at the media hysteria around Crows players that should leave and guess whoâs name will be brought up next
- SANFL â whoâs standing up and standing out
- Injuries, Next game and the bye
- Next Poddy â Season in Review, who is out of contract? Ali and Ant pick a starting 18 (using one player from each team only) Rules apply
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TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back!
The Crows had a point (or Two) to prove against the Dees and backed it up with a solid performance against the Giants who were sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder.Â
- We review the game, our forward 50 entries, defensive pressure and preventing the opposition from getting out the back
- 3,2,1 voting and the Hurt Locker award  - we have a new contender!
- EDDIE BETTS = GOTY nomination and 4th Qtr - Leaders doing Leader things
- Razor Ray amuses Ali... but Ants not impressed
-
PassTheSalt - which media nuffie takes out shares in SAXA this week? (The answer may not surprise you)
- The Cows Beef - we kick off with whats annoyed us this week...speculation anyone?
- We get a sneak peak at the 2020 AFL rule book with some interesting changes about how to barrack at an AFL game and not be evicted...
- When the Crows Win and Tex plays well...what can the media write about?
- Ali breaks down media terminology into their more accurate interpretations
- Sidebar - Virat Kohli and Ash Barty - You Beauty!!
- AFL Footy Fantasy - Mark is back with his suggestions and hints/tips to get the most out of your side
- Tips up for Round 13
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TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast - The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt
After taking a great lead into the half time break the Crows broke down like an old Falcon across the Nullabor and went down to Wet Toast by 12 points. Â Ali and Ant discuss where it went wrong, what we need to do to fix it and who do we bring in to do it.Â
Pass The Salt - Oh My Gravy... Brad Scott vs David King - Lip reading at its finest!Â
The Cows Beef - How does BT still get away with this?Â
Sidebar - Two Crows Footy accidentally impact the Election Results... She's back BABY!
Crows vs Demons in Darwin - Â Potential Ins/Outs, how can we beat them
Tips for Round 11
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TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back
- We review Crows vs Saints
- Has Hart learned yet? Frontflips and Backflips
- Our 3,2,1 Two Crows Footy Player of the Year and Hurt Locker Award
- Spud gets his smugglers and his rig out
- Pass the Salt! - Whoâs salty this week?
- SANFL - Commentators unearth a new AFC player McHendry?? JJ plays duck duck goose!
- Get your AFL Fantasy Freak ON!!
- Predictions - Â Ins/Outs Crows v Freo
- We go Tip Tastic! 9/9
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TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119
- Eduardo Betts lights up Adelaide Oval with a big 6 and contender for GOTY in his 300th Game
- Eddies brother in law gets Bettsy on his Buttsy
- Ali and Ant = Nostradamus predictions bear sweet sweet fruit
- 3,2,1 Voting for Two Crows Footy Player Of The Year Award
- Hurt Locker Award - 2 nominations this week
- Pass The Salt! - 3 nominations this week, including one salty Crow
- AFLW Sign them all up! Crows Womens team keep the band together and the dream alive for 2020. Randall and Noffy sign for two years...Wallace is back!
- Mid Season Draft - question?
- Get your Freak On!! AFL Fantasy Freak Mark goes on a rant and Bevo is in his sites
- Crows vs Saints - Ins/Outs
- Tips - Ant loses tips....again....as usual...
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TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here
We review the shamozzle of a football game that we all had to endure and try to swallow harder than sun dried turd. Needless to say, we aren't happy.Â
- We dissect the game and try to work out what the hell is going wrong for the Crows
- 3, 2, 1 Votes which were harder to pick than Brad Crouch's broken nose
- Hurt Locker award
- Pass The Salt! - We have 3 nominations this week
- We answer Twitter Tweeps on what the Crows can do and is there a quick fix?
- We get our freak on with Marks'Â AFL Fantasy Freak update with hits and misses, decisions decisions
- Next weeks game EDDIE BETTS 300th Get around the great man
- Ins/Out predictions/recommendations
- Get your tips out for round 5
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TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get Clawed and Ali and Ant get Fired up! aka We finally crack the sh*ts
- Post Match Review - this is gonna hurt. No-one is safe or off limits including fan favourites as we dissect the Crows vs Cats game
- Seed falls to the ground and Ali explains his strange exit from the ground
- Ben Hart thinks "everything is awesome"...
- R3 Two Crows Footy Player of The Year votes
- R3 Hurt Locker award
- Pass The Salt - Who is the saltiest person/people going around this week... the answer may surprise you
- Ant "thinks up his own segment" for a Crows based "real or overreaction?" questions
- Sidebar - we answer our Twitter Tweep questions incl queries about Fog, Stengle and the spud man Murph
- The FANTASY FREAK SHOW - we give Marks updates on all things AFL Fantasy Footy
- Crows vs Roos - will we make the big calls? History says, probably not, so we swing some of our own changes and devise a plan to rejuvenate a couple of our players
- SANFL - after their big loss last week we ask ourselves - Does anyone want to play AFL?
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TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones....
Ali and Ant break out in song....
We recap the crapfest that was Crows vs Hawks
Crows v Swans - Seeds Torp!! What The?? Â DMac has a Beast Mode activator, who knew? Brad steps up and JJ shows he has big man skills. Why does Kingy spread untruths about Tex?
Two Crows Footy Player of the Year: Who gets the three, two one this week?
Hurt Locker award goes too...
Pass the Salt - Who is Salty this week? AFLW Crowd numbers cop ultimate flack from salty keyboard warriors
Jacqui Lambie pays a visit and Ant loses it!
Sidebar - The new Crows Headquarters.... Ant discusses the rumours and media chatter
The 2019 AFLW Premiership Cup is locked up...from Noffy we assume
The Magnificent AFLW GF the spectacle, the joy, the agony, the ectasy, The Scheer Brilliance, the Scheer agony, the Flippin' Glory, the Flippin' absolute devastation!! TEAM! Doc Clarke is a rare gem. Flips double delight BOG
Tweep Question... We discuss the tough calls
We're not worthy we're not worthy!! Is there anything Erin Phillips can't do? Ali recounts the AFLW MVP B&F count
AFLW B&F (MVP) awards or the Erin Phillips show! The Chelsea Randall Courgaeous award and AA Captain, Vice Captain and 5 Crowies in the AA team!!!!
Erin Phillips Statue should erected outside AOÂ
NEW Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 3 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money", Â Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled or smiled you
Tips for Round 3
Crows best 22 for R3 predictions
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TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. NEW AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips. Get your Freak ON!!!
Ali and Ant predict the AFL Top 8
Which Coaches have the bunsen burner firmly lit under them
Who will be the Crows B&F? Ali and Ant predict an upset and apricot slice ends up on the floor!
Crows Top Goal Kicker? Best New Player? Last Chance Saloon? Break out season?
Is there a Doctor in the house? Crows put on an absolute clinic and smash their way to the AFLW Prelim Final at AO - Will the Crows women know which way to skin a cat (metaphorically speaking that is...)
AFLW Awards Season Starts - Erin's already making shelf space
Ali's AFLW Hurt Locker Award - Who wins it?
NEW Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 1 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money", Â Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled on you already?Â
Tips for Round 1
Crows best 22 for R1Â
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TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners!
The Crows have the perfect dress rehearsal for the big stage, taking down the Giants in the Mens and Womens leagues. "insert Giant Twin joke here".Â
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We analyse the Fridays night game against the Giants - Ant drops the word "elite" and uses a whole box of pencils to draw comparisons to the 2017 team...Ali rolls her eyes.
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Ali & Ant's Top 3 players and Ali's top 3 stats from the game
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Who Ant thinks the Crows will pick for their R1 line up
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Who stood out in the Crows SANFL win against the Redlegs in a trial game
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Bernie gets on the tins and misses Tex's big surprise wedding. While Hugh turns a bit green when faced with a great white.Â
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Ant cracks JB over his concussion comments and Nick Riewoldt cops it over his Tex comments
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The AFLW Crows continue winning with a handful on the trot including ANOTHER final Qtr blitz to bring down the Giants!! One more win and Finals here we come!
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TwoCrowsS3E01 - WE ARE BACK for 2019!! Crows JLT1, AFLX, AFLW and is 666 the devil's number, or just another AFL rule change?
Ali and Ant hit the ground running in their Season 3.0!! In Episode 1 we cover:
- JLT1 - we analyse the Crows v Pear scorching encounter in Port Pirie  - Ant gets excited
- The Spectacle the was AFLX
- Is 666 the devils number, or just another AFL rule change? we have a look at some of the changes
- NEW SKIT "WATT's the Vibe" - Ali's spirit animal has left radio for the digital world, so she searches "high" and low for new material... luckily she didn't have to look very far at all.
- AFLW - Crows vs North - The women took on the unbeaten Roos in a ripping encounter. the joy is BACK!
- JLT2 - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes for the game
- AFLW - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes and Ali rues missing an opportunity to use the term "Giant Twin"
- Whats to come from Two Crows Footy in a huge 2019 aka Season 3.0
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TwoCrowsEp25 Footy Fix - Draft and Trade Special Edition aka #InHaggisWeTrust or Death-riding Carlton part two!
We are back for one last Poddy for 2018!
We dissect the draft and trade period as we marvel at Haggis, Reidy, Binuk, Kieron, Fages, Pykey and the amazing AFC recruiters for an A+ job!
Pick swaps and holy tent city, we have Carltons First AND Second round picks next year!! Let that sink in.
We look at Holy Haggis Quadrant - What the recruiting team look for when recruiting for our great club.
One Mc out and two Mc's in!
We go through each of the draftees from Chayce Jones and rookie picks through to Jordon "Seymour" Butts, looking at their "weapons" and compare them to the holy quadrant. We add some much needed speed, aggression, tackling and body pressure, foot skills, class, agility, leap, intercept marking, hand balling through the eye of a moving needle...
Ali gets to use more Simpson quotes, Ant is preparing himself for the onslaught
How long before Flanders McHenry gets suspended? That is the question
AFLW Draft and Trade period
Ali can't wait to yell "Go Forth and multiply" to one of our new AFLW players, and Sophie "Jet" Li is finally a Crow.
We look at the draftees from the womens team and we are both genuinely excited for season 3.0. Thats my kind of Thpicy!
Thank you to all our listeners and followers. We will be back Bigger and Better in 2019.
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TwoCrowsEp24 Footy Fix â aka Are contracts like hearts, meant to be broken? Or Two more Tommy Duuudes vs Flimsy McMoney
Aliâs Captain in waiting Tommy la da dum do da dee da day Doedee Doedeesigns on for 2 more and we are pumped!! Rumours of CEYâs signature abound
We complete our Coaching Panel for 2019â Marty Mattner, Michael Godden and Matty Wright. Ant gets concerned we might be too defensive next year, Ali gets defensive about that.
Trade Rumours
Flimsy McMoney wants to go because his belief in the clubs direction has failed â and he wants to go to CARLTON (insert laughter here), but we still manage 16 MASSIVE signings for the year??
Colin Young appears to be flimsy with the truth.
NOT BRAD! NOT BOOGIE!
Brownlow snoozefestâ Congrats Tom Mitchell
The GF apparently is this weekend â who wins?
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TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one!
What worked, what didnt - Â we examine our players and our game plan.Â
List Management - Going, Going....Gone
Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Players, High Performance Staff and the baying Media... via song!
Changes for next year - Ant gives his thoughts on the needed changes to our game plan and style
How many reasons are there now for Mitch McGovern wanting to leave? - We keep the counter ticking over on the medias dartboard process.Â
Trade and Draft - When, What and Who
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TwoCrowsEp22 Crows vs Caaaarlton aka Mitch Switch or Witches hats are fun!
The Crows round out their dissapointingly crappy season with a training run against witches hats to get the highest score for any team this year and give Caaarlton a new addition to their history books. We reveiw the game and give our 3,2,1
The human candle, aka "The Big Easy" finally makes his debut and kicks an absolute cracker for his first goal in AFL. Lil Bull finally gets his first ever career goal and we finally have the big question answered... What does Pykey look like when he smiles?
Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - Poort Pear - LOL....AGAIN!!!
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! - Sam Manure loses his Collective Mind....again..and STILL flogging a Dead Horse.
Collective Minds Presser - Media smash Tex Power Stance which is bigger news than player failing a drug test?
Twitter users concerned for Kane Cornes welfare as he has gone missing again after ANOTHER Power failure
Sidebar - Pick a Prime Minister, any Prime Minister...cos it doesnt matter
Announcements - Rory and Belinda our thoughts are with you
Around the Traps - Victorian Media whinging about the finals fixture, cry me river....
Ants injury wrap
Ali smashes Ant in Tips for the year
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TwoCrowsEp21 Crows Vs Kangaroos - Crows get a win over the Roos but Ali and Ant are still hopping mad!
Crows spoil Ali and Ants Draft Party by winning against the Kangaroos. We still celebrate the win (Eddies mark....and Seeds almost mark..)
Our 3,2,1 Â Milera Magic and Dudes gets collared
Movers shakers Tankers and Fakers
LOL's all round - We laugh at the Pear.....again!
Brett Burton assures us "everything is awesome"
Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits
Around the Traps, Injury lists and teams for this weekend
Get your TIPS out for the final roundÂ
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TwoCrows Ep20 â Crows vs Giants aka Put a fork in us we are DONE! or Off to the DRAFT we go!!
Intro SongâŚThatâs all folks! Finally the media can stop, its done, finished, kaput, cue in the rack, put a fork in us we are DONE! We dissect our game vs the Giants including our 3,2,1
Why does the MRO hate Tex so much? Dmacâs 200th
Will the AFC make the necessary changes and hard calls both on and off the field? Or will we just play it safe and back everyone in to not screw it all up again next year???
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Thanks for the LOLâs POOORT PEAR - you make our weekends fun, yet again
McGoverns can kick after the siren, #119 the signs were there.
Kerns ordering new washing machines down at Alberton and Ali gets up to shenanigans down at Alberton on the weekend
Ali has a scoop on the new Port Power club song (shhhh itâs a secret)
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!Did Kane forget how to Twitter? Kane calls GAJ a diver but wonât call out his own team who could form their own team for the Olympics?
Round the Trapsâ Poor Swan canât take a trick
URGH! There are two more rounds!! Our proposed line up to take on the Kangaroos â FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLAY THE KIDS!!!
Injury updatewith Ant
Tipsfor this weeks games
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day...
We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players
Ali goes meme crazy SALTY PEAR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!!
Adelaide Crows and Claude the Crow TROLL the Pear
The Floplov Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard and Westie & The Whinging Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard, Floplop, Peppa Pig, Dix more off than on
The BIG controversy.... Why does Polec let his mum cut his hair?????
Milera becomes an Iguana, The Titanic arrives at AO, the GIF's that keep on giving...
Movers, shakers, Tankers, Fakers
Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We have a field day with all the delicious melts from Kern, Kane, Kochie and possibly Rucci... but he BLOCKED us again, so we dont actually know what he said
Round the Traps - Gaffs gaff and gets 8
Announcements - ROK, gone, Hart...going? Francou.....going? Whats really happening....
Ali and Ant kick off over the proposed AFLW changes... we are not happy JAN!
Injury report - Why are players coming back underdone?
Next Round line ups and Tips for this weekend.
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO!
Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited.
We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has a fork above him and yet if we kick straight we win easily, so are we that crap and are Melbourne that good?
MRO still showing their disdain for the Crows as Cheney gets a game, but no one knows why....
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT makes a (.) of himself... again, and Lame Bornes is still on the hit list this week
Ant wants Burton to drink a Redbull, gain wings and get the hell out of West Lakes...
Round the traps â 3rd time unlucky for Scharenberg, Elliot does a hammy and Kyle Langford gets knocked into next week
Injury list - Seed does a hammy. Could Bubba Smith return to AFL this week?
Round 19 line ups for the Showdown Ins/Outs for this week.
Tips for this weeks games
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Bonus material: (Cos Ali hasnt recorded another one yet!!)
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits.Â
Speaking of morons, no-one but Theo (and Ali's mum) knew that RORY SLOANE had signed for 5 more glorious years!! VIC Media outlets bitter, confused and stunned by the fact that a Crows player could raise a child in SA without having to run back to VIC. Local media muppets take it out on Tex as they have nothing left to whinge about.Â
Laird, Lynch, Sloane, Doedee and Milera top our players votes
Crows SANFL team get thier first win of the season...in a SHOWDOWN...with a come from behind 10 goal final quarter, Magnificent!
The usual suspects including, Movers Shakers, Tankers, Fakers, Media Meltdown - Twitter Twits and Shut ya pie holeÂ
Round the traps, injuries and tips for this weekends games.Â
TwoCrowsE16 Crows vs West Coast Eagles - We go from counting draft picks at 3/4 time to losing our collective minds! Capt Tex leads us out of the darkness and into the light
The Boys are BACK! Finally we get a much needed win on the board, but are Ali and Ant booking their September accomodation? Who stood up and who stood out we go through our top 3 and cant agree, suprisingly ;)
Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - whos is up and about and who is down and out this week
Media Meltdown - Barry Hall loses his mind and his job in an instant - but where was the dump button?
Ali actually liked Huddo and Dunstall commentating our game - where they actually focussed on...... the game!
George Donikian puts the Pear back in their place - froth and spin everywhere
Eye on Rory - people are getting splinters from fence sitting on this one
Round the traps - Dunn is done, De Geoy is De Staying, Marc Murphy signs up to keep Carlton in their premiership window. Tom Lycn and Tom Lynch!
Line ups ins/outs and our tips for this week Round 16
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
TwoCrowsEp15 Crows vs Hawks aka a sh*t show or I like soccer now anyway....
Crows blow another perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Ali has to talk Ant off a ledge...again, Ant goes the full Lindy.
When your ruckman scores half your goals and has the most goal assists for the team, and he hasnt been playing well recently, you know you are up ship creek with a paddle nowhere to be seen!
Wilson makes his debut - finally, Dougsie signs a contract....and then....... goes at 30%!!
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers - yep, you know where we are this week!
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Media mania and total hysteria about Crows, talkback goes into meltdown mode, cult camps, injuries, demanding answers, Kane twitter and FB trolling as per usual.
Ant goes scouting at the U18 game between SA and VIC Country and likes what he sees.
Round the traps â Apparently you can't touch an umpire, unless you are Dusty, then you can do it twice!!
The bye is here and we cant wait to see if we can finally win one!
Tips for this weeks games
Mid season analysis - who to keep, trade and delist on current form. Will the hard calls be made.
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
TwoCrows Ep14 â Crows vs Freo aka Tankin4Rankine or Atrocious4Lukosius?
Crows blow the perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Is it continuity? is it fitness? is it pressure? Tackles? what tackles??? Whoâs line is it anyway? We look at Forwards, Mids and Defence lines. Why are we getting sucked up the ground??
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Yep Media favourites are still copping a whack
Round the traps â MRP for Docker â 1 Week offered to Walter for punching my Lukey!
Round 10 line up to take on the Hawks â Any chance? Who needs to make way vs who is fit enough to come in?
Tips for this weeks games
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!Â
Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and FollowÂ
TwoCrows Ep13 â Crows vs Giants aka Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, Didn't! or Giants best win ever in their entire history?
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapon of Hass Destruction!! A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT continues to pull the Lever and Robert Walls still hasnt forgiven the Crows for getting him sacked.
Sidebar â AFLW Crows new Coach, Who signed and who is delisted/traded. We welcome all the back and Forth word play (see what I did there) to come from our new player from GWS Renee Forth!!!
NT Thunder keep on rolling in the VFLW - undefeated. Hatchy finally played up forward!!! kicks 4 sausage rolls in her first game!!
Announcements - Crows add some off field Bite, and extra 2 years of FOG in Adelaide and Brads season officially over. Lets hope Dr Nick Riviera wasnt performing the surgery (Randon Simpsons reference).
Around the Traps - Nat Fyfe gets 1, but what about all the others that were let off? I am looking at You Bernie!
Round 12 line up to take on Freo - hopefully we have some players left.
Tips for this weeks games
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TwoCrows Ep12 â Crows vs Bulldogs aka Wet and Wild on a Friday Night or Whipped Pups sent back to their Kennel! Apparently we went back in time and actually called this Ep11 in the intro.
Eddie does a Bo Derek in the Coaches votes, will we agree on our 3,2,1 votes. How many times will Anthony mention that SEEEEED is in AA form???
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! There is a lot of clickbait around and journos that write crap! Some commentators that really gave us the irrits this week!
Round the traps â Shanghai Shenanigans! Our own clickbait title around the mysterious attendance and TV records of the absolutely amazing, sold out, spine tingling China Champions Poor Pear game.
Crows injury list, Pykey gets cranky in the presser
Round 10 line up to take on the Demons, apparently someone that used to play for us is playing??
Tips for this weeks games
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Bonus material:
Standing On The Outside â Episode 3 â BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! Could âMichael DâAngeloâsâ weekend get any better? After his beloved Pear sneak over the line in the Showdown, he decides push the footy Gods to find out!
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow
Standing On The Outside â Episode 3 â BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! Could âMichael DâAngeloâsâ weekend get any better? After his beloved Pear sneak over the line in the Showdown, he decides to see just how far he can push the Footy Gods to find out!
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe on iTunes, PodBean, YouTube, Like, Share and Follow and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast
TwoCrows Ep11 â Crows vs Pear Showdown Let down or 3rdQtr fade to Gray. We take a look at where we lost the game and our 3,2,1 votes. Â
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
BY POPULAR DEMAND A BRAND NEW - Standing on The Outside Episode 3 -Â Could âMichael DâAngeloâsâ weekend get any better? After his beloved Pear sneak over the line, he decides push the footy Gods to find out!
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!
Round the traps â A look at what is happening around the AFL
Crows injury list, we smell pork products with twine
Round 9 line up to take on the Doggies, do we need to suit up, Will Wilson crack a game?
Tips for this weeks games
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TwoCrows Ep10 â Crows vs Caaaaarlton (aka Grey PJ boys), Dougsie is the new Grange, Mitch âGecko handsâ finds form in the most glorious of ways and flies higher and more sideways than a seagull. Hugh Greenwood isnât  too bad and apparently used to play basketball? Laird breaks his own record.
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!
Round the traps, AFLW â Ali goes on a rant and we drop a big name for the Crows Coaches role....
Crows injury list, we smell pork products
Some potentially big ins for this week,who makes way
Round 8 line up to take on the Pear (Latte Bushrangers) in the Showdown
Tips for this weeks games
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Crows get two in a row seeing the Gold Coasts Sunset beautifully over the magnificent AO
Mileras Bo Derek "Perfect 10" and supplies the silk for the GCS Tom Lynch's hanky
Matty Crouch is LIT in the first 1/2, doing Matty Crouch things, Brown is Gold, SEEEEED continues to grow
Dougsie, Greenwood, Galluci (I was wrong), CEY and Gibbs go hard
Tex and DMac added to the injury toll, DMac's been hittin hard and his body isnt used to it
Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! and Round the Traps
Ins and Outs for Crows vs Carlton, Tips for this weeks games.Â
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Ali & Ant Review ANZAC Round Crows vs Swannies, The SEED has sprouted! El Capitan shames the haters and shock jocks. Doedeeâs star continues to rise. Pykeâs Plan Perfect.
We gloss over Crows vs Collingwood, (donât mention the war)
Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers
Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT and local shock jock cop a whack
Round the traps, Pears week from hell, but local media ignoring it
Crows injury list, BUT we may have some massive ins
Round 6 line up to take on GCS and Tips for this weeks games
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A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.
This week Erinâs quad takes centre stage! Whatâs happened to Chelsea Randall since her mysterious head knock, and Rucci's BIG BREAK...It's Happening!!!! - ENJOY. Please Subscribe, Like, Share and FollowÂ
Ali and Ant roll out a BUMPER Episode! Crows vs Tigers - No Crouch, no Mckay, injured Sloane and Talia....NO PROBLEM!
INTRODUCING...The FOG! The DUDE! JJ is back and Damian Softwick
Crows vs Saints, Gibbs is truly a Rolls Royce, Seed and the continuing rise of Rory Laird.Â
Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers
"Standing On The Outside" â Episode 2 â Flips Quad, Rucci's BIG BREAK?... and whats happened to Randall?
Baby Bonanza at the Crows, â5â new business partners, injury update
Round the traps, Round 4 line up, and Tips for this weeks games
A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. What is the "Rucci Protocol"? Enjoy the first ever Episode - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and FollowÂ
"Standing on the Outside" Episode 1 - Local media personality is trying to speak with Crows CEO Andrew Fagan. Will he succeed?
We take the P155 out of ourselves and disect the fallout after the Crows vs Bombers game - Its only game 1 people!!
Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers for round 1
Sidebar - Australian Cricketers - misunderstood ratbags or satan himself?
AFLW GF and Chelsea Randalls award BONANZA!!! If she could only remember it......
Round 2 Crows vs Richmond - Will there be a premiership hangover?
Ali and Ant reflect on what could have been for our AFLW side. Mel Hickey wins the "Where is Randall?" award for Fox Footy.
Round 1 - Crows vs Bombers Who is in, who is out - we name our starting 22
Movers Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - Who makes the AFL Team list and who are we picking for the individual awards at the Crows
Sidebar - Adelaide 36ers square the ledger, Did Ali really watch MAFs?
Which coaches are most under the bunsen burner for 2018
Our ladder predictions - Go hard or go home!
Who wins?
Ali and Ant take a humourous look at the JLT 2 game, Crows vs Power - The magnificent FOG rolls in and takes away the shine on the Power.  The pear finally get a win and Alberton goes Watts Tattoo Wild. Who is in the Crows starting 22 for Rd1?Â
The Crows Womens team are STILL in the hunt for Back2Back after downing Freo by 4 points. Bec Goddard sends Flip and Rambo to the local ATM at half time?, Sarah "Chalky" Allan could be a star on the rise. Ange Foley's brilliance, Flip plays on 1 leg and still makes best players. Randall gets ragdolled, Ali fires up at the standard of officiation (if that is even a word) of the game.Â
Ant rants about proposed govt handouts for a certain football club in this weeks upcoming election.Â
Sidebar - The Adelaide 36's YOU ARE AMAZEBALLS!!!
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Ali and Ant dissect the intraclub trial, Crows women keep the Back2Back dream alive, Ruth Wallace and EJ set Coopers Stadium alight! @ChobaniAU share the love and the Yoghurt. Â We crack in at the media with Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! Â Sidebar this week includes Bring back Upper Middle Bogan @michalabanas and are The Oscars rigged! Eye on Rory....the saga continues.Â
JLT Crows vs Freo - Does Ant get a tattoo to celebrate? Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We crack in!
Eye on RORY! - Ch7 exclusive?????
Ali and Ant are back for 2018! Waxing lyrical about all things Adelaide Crows AFL and AFLW. Please listen, laugh, subscribe, like and share. Subscribe and follow on Podbean, iTunes, YouTube and on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast
Ali also appears on Girls Play Footy Radio/Podcast to provide a weekly update on the womens competition.Â
This week we try to move on from last years GF. We look at AFLX and the importance of the word "Inaugural".Â