Pardon the Pixie Dust: Recent Episodes

Pardon the Pixie Dust

Two grumpy men giving uninformed opinions and arguing about Disney and Universal theme parks.

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Do you believe in miracles? You do now.

Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Tonight thank god it's them instead of you.

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We're back and probably not better than ever. Still good though.

We cover everything from D23 through the last Disaster as well as the parody company that's taken over Sea World. Enjoy!

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What's up? You'll find out...Topics:

  1. Themed water
  2. Yesterdayland
  3. It's Jurrasics World
  4. Clever Girl
  5. Hocus Showcus

SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. Don't Ask Don't Tell
  2. Pennies From Hell
  3. Helllllooooo Kitty
  4. MagicWatch
  5. GRILL BREW

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Topics:

  1. Super Nintendo
  2. Kong
  3. Wilderness
  4. Women
  5. Tomorrow

REPORT CARD

  1. Ghosting
  2. Popcorn Boxes
  3. Star Food
  4. Merch
  5. Jock's Itch

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Fast and Furious Topics:

  1. NothingFasterExceptOurDownwardTrajectory

  2. The Cantina being built at WDW
  3. WDW-TSA
  4. UOR-HHN
  5. "It better be ****ing magical"

SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. Insertion Without Consent
  2. Huey, Gooey, and Pitbull
  3. TOMORROWland
  4. Live action poo(h)
  5. Universal Detection

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We're back again, and we've brought topics:

  1. AskSeaWorldUnlessYouDontLoveSeaWorldUnconditionally

  2. Great Grog Grotto Grand...uh, Gropening?
  3. Big Hairy Beast at Universal
  4. Illuminating
  5. Tomorrowlanding

REPORT CARD!

  1. "Live" "action" movies
  2. Ugh, more Downtown Disney news
  3. Pitying the Fools
  4. Empty Epcot Pavilion...no, the other one
  5. StopAskingSeaWorld

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Topic Attack!

  1. Carousel Progressing to Epcot
  2. Kong Ride, Spider Monkey Announcement
  3. SeaWorld downgraded to D-World
  4. Pandora (which one?)
  5. The most ridiculous event ever

Then we play SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. WaterBottleGateCrap

  2. Entering Gringotts harder than escaping
  3. Smoke out
  4. Hubbing
  5. Shrunken Ned's Bistro

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Topics:

  1. Staggs Party
  2. Leaky Star Wars
  3. Be Our Guest?
  4. Closing Petty
  5. Grounded Tires

BIG DEAL, LITTLE DEAL, NO DEAL

  1. The Claw...is gone
  2. More Tree
  3. Coffee
  4. Shanghai Surprise
  5. Occupy Disney

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Super Bowl Weekend means super topics:1. Disneyland have it all 2. Disney Springs Mall 3. Mugging 4. Universal sucks 5. No, Disney sucks SOMETHING or NOTHING 6.. AAA Diamonds are forever 7. Bob Iger's IT 8. Garden Rocking 9. Passholder "benefits" 10. Hermione and Star Lord

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We're back and we brought topics!

  1. Frozensanity
  2. Avatar 2: Coming maybe someday
  3. Mardi Gras and the B-52s
  4. Deconstructing Hatty
  5. The claw!

Then we play BIG DEAL, LITTLE DEAL, NO DEAL

  1. We're lumberjacks and we're okay
  2. Walled Gardens of Allah Villas
  3. Kiss my Sunglass Hut
  4. Craning into photos
  5. An uglier scene than "Burlesque" the movie

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Holidays means Holi-Topics:

  1. Prequels or Sequels
  2. Screens
  3. DJ Pauly D
  4. Polynesian Money Bin
  5. Black Fish, Red Slips

REPORT CARD

  1. "Reboot"
  2. Meals with Character
  3. USF "history"
  4. 21 Jumpstreet to the third power
  5. Kong Colon

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Took a little break. Now we're back. Topics.

  1. Even the News-ers Get Lucky Sometimes
  2. Great Movie Ride Goes Classic
  3. Florida Loves Water
  4. The Frozen Parade of Frozen Chistmas...Frozen
  5. Eggs Lumiere

SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. Awaken that Force
  2. Worst Margaritaville Franchise
  3. Too Merry?
  4. Hot Butterbeer Takes
  5. Queuing Up

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Skyrockets in flight...here are the delightful topics:

  1. You've been Lauered!
  2. The Wheels on the Bus
  3. Drop the Zero and Get With the Hero 6
  4. Frozen Merch/Add-on #1
  5. Frozen Merch/Add-on #2

REPORT CARD  
1. Food Truckin' 2. The Maleficent Treatment 3. A Gooby Reference? 4. Citricos? 5. Mickey has a Birthday?

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We're back on the chain gang with topics:

  1. Hat's Off
  2. Fly Away Sparrow
  3. Spring(s) in Disney's Step
  4. To Infinity (Gauntlet) and Beyond
  5. New Fantasyland is Fire

Then SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. More Woody
  2. The Bathroom at CowFish
  3. Disney Shops
  4. Universal Shops
  5. Avatarland "Construction?"

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The boys are back in town!!!!

  • This is the dawning of the age of Ultron
  • Sublime
  • Honey, you were Made With Magic
  • Photos with Shamu
  • Ticket Wars

Then some ODDSMAKERS * Luigi's Crashing Tires * Gods and Monsters * Sluts, Hookers, and Whores * In the Oven * More Avenging

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Brian's back (YAY), but no Derek (YAY AGAIN)...Topics: 1. Flamingo on then 2. 862 3. NO RIDE FOR YOU 4. NO RACE FOR YOU 5. Puerto Rico Suave Then...ODDSMAKERS1. Remember that you will die 2. Konging out 3. Old Hat 4. Sweet Emotion 5. THE BEES! Special thanks to Joe of Parkscope.net, follow him on Twitter @parkscopejoe Click Here to Listen!

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No Brian this week means 100% more Derek and 200% less sense!

  1. You Say Goodbye, I Say Let It Go 2. Gorillas in the Mist (not the game) 3. Emperor Iger 4. NASCAR.I.P. 5. Death Is Only The Beginning (OF SALES!)

Yes, Because YOU Demanded It, we play a whole new game!

  1. Diagon Alley: better than Carsland or 10 times better than Carsland? 7. Hogwarts Express, the train Walt would have built. 8. Eat My Shorts (taste better than a LeFou's Brew) 9. Be the next to sleep on Derek's bed...

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My anaconda don't want none unless you got Topics, hun!

  1. Bye, Bye, Backlot
  2. Hello, Creepy Talking Toys?
  3. Food and Whine
  4. Anna and Elsa...NO LINE FOR YOU!
  5. I Only Have Eyes...For Lou

Then we play FAIR or FOUL with Disney's new rules

  1. Don't post that!
  2. Adult begins at 14
  3. E-cig break
  4. Boys and their "large" tripods
  5. Some new rules for you

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We have chained these Topics to Maelstrom in protest:

  1. Maelstrom
  2. One Direction
  3. SeaWorld
  4. Busch
  5. Maelstrom

REPORT CARD

  1. Night Moves
  2. Lucky Rabbits
  3. iMoney
  4. Signs
  5. Frozen Fun

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We took last week off so we could come back fresh and clean. Topics!

  1. Late Nights CANCELED!
  2. Sapphire!
  3. No more Woody?
  4. Let's open the Destination D-bag
  5. The Power

Then a game of SOMETHING or NOTHING

  1. There's food at DisneyQuest?!
  2. Running Kong
  3. Webcam of Joy
  4. Howling
  5. Whipping

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TopicsUnleashed:

  1. Sinister Pricetag
  2. Droning on
  3. The day the music dies
  4. Spoiling the Horror
  5. Villainous event

And WHAT'S THE WORD for:

  1. Six Flags, One Ride
  2. Greased Lightning
  3. Boredom at the Mansion
  4. ...to the walls!
  5. Can't let it go

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You come at these Topics you best not miss:

  1. Derek Told Us So
  2. Awesome Dance Vol. 1
  3. Barking for Muggles
  4. Giggles and Cannibals
  5. story

Then SOMETHING or NOTHING about:

  1. Legolandia
  2. No Longer Bogged Down
  3. One Jungle, Two Books
  4. Late Fury
  5. Film Geek Paradise

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Topics appearing as if by magic:

  1. Cash, Money, Orcas
  2. Universal Teases
  3. No More Showcase
  4. Videos...of Terror
  5. Can't Seymour Clyde

Then some GOOD COP / BAD COP featuring all rumors from The Unofficial Guide Disney Dish Podcast with Jim Hill (featuring Len Testa):

  1. Star Wars!!!!
  2. Hollywood Studios Redo!!
  3. Illuminations Replacement!
  4. Avatarland Might be Good!!
  5. Disney Vacation Club to Take Over Everything.

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We're spreading Topics around like a Jackson Pollock painting:

  1. The Day the Magic Died
  2. Who wants Tsum?
  3. A Fish Called Wanda
  4. I am Groot
  5. Aliens v Predator v Good Taste

Then we play SOMETHING OR NOTHING

  1. Villain clubbing
  2. Jungle Love
  3. KidGone?
  4. Star Wars presents
  5. The Gang issue

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This week we're cosplaying as competent hosts. Topics:

  • Skull Island
  • TNA
  • FASTPASS back
  • More Packages, More $$$
  • Going Downtown

Then we hand out some REPORT CARDS:

  • Polynesian Blizzard
  • Duane is still Fast and Furious
  • Transformers: The Box
  • Kickstarting Progress
  • Disney at Comic Con

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