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Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber are two Canadian comedians nearing the end of their underwhelming careers. Once a week they sit down and air their grievances while drinking nut based smoothies because neither one can afford professional therapy.
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Capitalist regimes & communism. What do Buddhists contemplate? Ripped Jesus. Fixing cars in the cold means you’re poor. Sean moves slightly up. How much does this gig pay? The Creep Stampede. Believing in parts of religion just in case. Kathleen gushes over the Barbie movie and if you’re offended by it, you’re stupid and sad. iMax and iMin. Oppenheimer didn’t have enough explosions. Why do guys go crazy over women? “Nobody built the pyramids for a man.” Retelling stories will get you karate chopped in this studio. We’re going to write a right wing freedom movie. Hotel hospice for Young Yeller. Destination Funerals and “The Cremation of Kathleen McGee” roast. Don’t worry, your messages are all private. Time to start naming names.
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It’s been a minute, but we’re back in the podcast saddle! Sean and Kathleen crap on realtors and life coaches. Watching people look at the house you’re trying to sell sucks, but judging other people’s homes is fun. Your car’s brakes vs. a rental car’s brakes. Hoarders and their soup cans. Lost love letters. Big inheritance energy. Getting egg shamed. Old school Ozempic. Using ChatGPT to break bad news. First will and testament (Sean gets the dick bong). Getting kicked out of weddings. “Loan denied. At least you don’t have cancer!” Getting recognized for dark jokes. “I’m gonna find your son and marry him.” Anonymous Lecomber. Scott Thompson is a legend - go see him if you have a chance! “The Golden Bachelor.” Shout out to Puff Mama! Kathleen is the Trump of Canadian comedy!
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Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There’ll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How about shrimp. Trolling the troll. Kathleen sometimes listens to FOX News for fun. “That’s how I can tell they’re poor, their clothes suck!” Fentanyl eye patch. Butt stuff.
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Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There’ll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How about shrimp. Trolling the troll. Kathleen sometimes listens to FOX News for fun. “That’s how I can tell they’re poor, their clothes suck!” Fentanyl eye patch. Butt stuff.
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It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber!
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Brought to you by Spanx. Sean thinks girls just get “clowned up” for other girls. Cancel culture and saying controversial stuff to get famous. Sean and Kathleen mention that they have no money for the 2,358th time (almost as many times as Sean has referenced the ‘you know what’). Drug addicts have a lot of energy. Kathleen saw someone poop on the street. Tandem dumpster diving. “Let me see that tong!” Hey, why is there semen in this diaper? Catalytic converters. Kathleen went to Calgary’s horse death festival. Sean laughs about the Flames losing their star player, who would rather live in Columbus, Ohio than Calgary, Alberta. I guess being an hour from the mountains isn’t the draw they thought it was. Molly Shannon & Gary Coleman. Vince Fluke. Kathleen took 20 shafts in one night, while Sean’s personal best is 10. Curdled puke is avoided by using almond milk.
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Sean sets a new personal best. Butchering other people’s jokes. Crucified by your penis and balls. Grazing the breast. Creepy massages are fading away. Sean has a near life experience in the ocean and is saved by a child. Sean says nipples a bunch. We need a girl-based religion. Zoo marketing tactic. Fireworks, fire trucks, ambulances. Non-stop Mexican food. Disneyland lineups. “You shit in a ride?!” PF Changs. Second weddings.
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We’re baaaaaack! Is the Queen still alive? Who is going to die first, Sean or Kathleen? Is heaven just more life? What do souls look like? It’s easy to be a coward when you’re in charge. Guns are scary. So much “x-factor” on this show. Disneyland! Edmonton beating Calgary was awesome and we talk sports for a bit. Calgary is “quiet Toronto.” Why do people who have never been to Edmonton hate it? Kathleen loves reading menus and Google reviews. NFTs and crypto are a grift. Who uses cash anymore? Kathleen misses the lockdown. Sean takes other people’s pills. Upsizing is better than upselling.
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Sean and Kathleen try to get canceled. Woke white guys are doing it for the nookie. People in the UK fake tan way too much. Abortion comes up. Things get dark. It’s time to regulate dicks. Kathleen & Sean lament the state of stand-up. VR porn stars. Do nerds do oral better? Probably not. What is worse: mattress on the floor, or cartoon sheets? Tinder tour. Abortion comes up again. Too small to be a hero. Why are people proud to be tall? Hotel beds are disgusting. Kathleen can’t wait to do jury duty again. Comedians getting attacked!
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Gamer trash talk gives Kathleen a grandma moment. “That’s a whole other weird one!” Sean dreams of a socialist utopia. Kathleen can’t believe the monkey scenes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Two comedians wade into the Russian war in Ukraine. Sean explains human evolution. Have dicks gotten smaller over the years? (Awful) themed hotel rooms. The freedom rally people are still going. Trudeau is the left wing Trump. Britney is pregnant. Comedians basically drive for a living. Could you euthanize a healthy cat? Farmurderers. 1
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Dad jokes. Coca Cola’s new mystery drink is disgusting, but what even is it? White person bubble tea. Callback to an old episode. Would you like to die doing something you love? What’s it like to be a zoo animal? Would living in a zoo of people be sweet? The worst thing a person can be is a woman you hate. Coming this fall: The Booker’s Wife. Sean Binary. A Very Sureshot Christmas. Filmmaking. Kathleen equates the Will Smith slap to 9/11. Will Smith. Ratio me, Daddy! Passing out. Sean’s comedy is like a waterslide. HP sauce icing on steak.
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Bitches and assholes. Competing with fake musicians. Kathleen calls out a Facebook friend. Anger issues. Having rich parents really helps. Sarah McLachlan. Lockdown jokes. Small towns are great. Bars with carpets. Shotgunning beers with kids. Girl ideas. Crooked Creek donuts. Shut up for a while! Fighting online. What if mountains were more like hills? Skipping the Terry Fox run. Sean has a great idea for merch. ADHD. “Stop jerking off to me!”
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I’m not sure where I’m standing. Too many Stans & Bads. “A fall into!” Levels of delivery driver. “I’m coming up.” Misandry. Tectonic sex. Opinions suck. Interesting inheritance. TikTok cancel creators. Cancel culture is a great distraction. Sean should have won a crisis actor Oscars, but Kathleen has more acting credits. Get high and focus on the extras in the next movie you watch. Sean makes it worse. Dweebs with money ain’t dweebs. Do dolphins shit? The ocean is full of fish pee.
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Getting paid. Phone fears. The Joy of Sex. “Nobody prefers foreskin.” Kathleen tries to call Lisa Baker for her opinion on penis skin. Feminism stops at “going to war.” Finding deceased parent’s sex toys. Farmer’s don’t flex their wealth. “You should go to the casino.” Small talk. Fake Einstein quotes. Successful people must have sold their souls to the devil. Kathleen hates puking. “I’m not fucking you because you’re holding my keys!” Oral sex lessons. Lisa Baker calls back!
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Kathleen has a run-in with a fan. Convoy vs. Actual War. Not every Karen is mad. “Dear Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I wasn’t your mother.” Would you fight in WWIII? Loyal followers, or sheep? Sean has nothing goinf on. “Funny for a boy.” Long pussies. Why is everything so precious now? Longing for stupid arguments. Protesters. We didn’t even try with a scratchy ticket. “Don’t put it in my bunker!”
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Never give men a microphone. Listen to our “attempted murder podcast.” Groceries at Circle K. Sean has a grocery store conspiracy theory. We are the cockroach of audio. Archival footage of Sean resurfaces. Kathleen is tired of protesting. Dunking on convoy trolls. “Real” men. Is there space in heaven still? Sean has a great business idea for a local radio station. Shepherd’s Pie. Kanye is the latest celebrity to air out his dirty laundry. What kind of a person wants to be a politician? The only job where the customer isn’t always right is sex work. Misgendering cis males.
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Texts from numbers you don’t know. Flip phones were our rotary phones. Poor graphic designers. I’m trying my best! Diva cups. Kathleen doesn’t get why being kicked in the nuts hurts. What’s the funniest dick on TV? Not to sound antisemitic. All we have left as white people. Kathleen wishes you saw a man’s dick earlier in the date. Sean has thoughts on periods. Dr. Ho! Coffin cams. Gravestone typos. Terry Fox. We won! Kathleen is getting into the NFT game. “Damaged Man!”
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Mother nature’s booster shot. Don’t talk about diesel buns. Hugh Hefner. What’s your favourite movement pattern? Sleeping with other comedians. Drinking & Tiktok. “I love Costco.” Lip separation. Varient gender reveal. Patient zero. Conspiracy theories. Sean doesn’t trust the Chinese government. Kathleen tests the algorithm and tries not to slip. How long were human tails? Sean wants to live forever. Cryogenic freezing. What if we are delicious? Theme songs.
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We’re back and it’s episode 100! Sean gets out some pent up rage about women. Herd immunity. Doggy daycare. Celebrity death clout. Men with kids didn’t know when to pull out. One diaper policy. “It’s just like preparing Mexican food.” A good fart is like a good cry. The Bread Lady Stair broadcast. Alexa Hey Google Siri. Periods. Short-term COVID-19. Sean Lecomber gives his world famous comedy tips.
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Gestational periods. We only like sleep because we get tired. The night shits. Pre-recorded shows. Christphobia. “Frig” cancer isn’t strong enough. Ripping off Mitch Hedberg. Dead silently in your corner. Big pharma exploding in your mouth. Sean’s blood bank. Would Just For Laughs Gags work outside Quebec? Kathleen is learning French and Sean vents about French. The “woo” boys are all gone! Active shooters. The psychopath gene. Fruitcake is the tofu of dessert. Quatre-vingt dix-neuf
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We’re back! The obituary period. Foot Shocker. Dirty talk at Lids. Laughing the right way. Sean gets an important phone call. Stolen Valor, Hidden Dragon. Internet beggars. Thank you for your service. Kathleen is too nice. Kickstart my heart. Presence makes the heart grow colder. White ladies with tight perms. Balls! Resting climate face. How did they capture the essence of a cake?! “If I can peel an orange, I can wipe my ass.” Spite items in the will. Sean mentions Hitler.
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Staring at breasts. “Mmmmm.” Tits alone can’t solve problems. Choking and sex: an acquired grip. Slutty, not kinky. Who eats a taco with a fork? The beauty of masks. We would be so bad at war. Kathleen takes a boomer turn. Anti-vax energy. Bezos should give everyone money. Elon Musk is a wiener. Who Wants To Decapitate A Billionaire? Another non-winning ticket.
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The first internet post. Sean passed his ADHD test. Mao Zedong. Canadian Thanksgiving. Adolph Maradona. Censorship. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Everybody wants free money. If you live on the street, you get a lot of views. Good at coping. Fort McMurray. Pussy or mouth? Shaun Pancake Zone. Divas at every level. Crap comedy clubs. Special shoutouts.
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Signing bonus for labour job is a bad sign. Fuck everyone under the age of 30. Cancel culture. Dave Chappelle ruined law enforcement for Sean. Kathleen is not a Karen. The male Karen is Darren. Working at the airport. Influencers. Kathleen took a mushroom tumble and Sean got the security footage. A Ken doll fall. Taxi is unrealistic. Anyone with two problems should die. “Right where the roofers would stand.” Old dudes who are into younger chicks.
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A cover of the song Informer dedicated to Dave Chappelle. The least important election season. Serial killers who don’t kill. Rebranding cancer. Switching roles with your kids. Cooking is hard. Kathleen’s been busy. Honestly, 100T isn’t that bad! Baby eating. Tunnels. Vaccine passports. Making fun of local politicians. Old people are very honest. Heart of the city or the brain of the city? Rob Ford.
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Kathleen’s wedding was more like an aftergrad. Chugging wine. Blue Rodeo. Musicians get more stage time than comedians. Bouquet toss. Northern Queen made Kathleen a THC wedding cake and High Times shouted it out. Surprised by her own idea. Alberta is Wuhan. Women used to use moss? Sean holds scissors all episode for some reason. Maybe Jesus is a time traveling doctor. Vaccine passports. Greta is telling off adults again.
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We’re not bad! Do your skills match your position? Freedom prison. Never give up if your goal is realistic. Not a “natural causes” guy. No one’s throwing gravel at Brent Butt. Extras are insane. Crypto God. Cop cars. Vasectomies. Comedians should stay away from Twitter. Luck. Nickelblack. Dicks on TV.
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COVID-19 tests are the newest status symbol. Return of the mask. Are zoos that bad? School stabbings. The Debaters. A cow doesn’t have to watch free cows run by. The trifecta. All-seeing or some-seeing? How many people are jerking off at any given time? COVID porn. Aliens or god? Space racist. Would you want to travel to the future or the past? Time travel agency. The dentist barber. Baby roasts.
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Teaching comedy. Vets and realtors. Fact checking comedy. Export A. Poisoning yourself for flavour. Supply and no demand. Blame the fans. How loud can you get? Don’t buy the cheap brake pads. Road stories. If people argue about who should pay a bill, the server should decide. Dogs fighting in the background. “What would you feed your babies?” Back to the Future is more accurate than the Jetsons. Meth head bike mechanics. Fresh nuggets are a game changer.
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Tricking pets. Getting “Bleached In.” More people die as you get older. Anyone need their FUNeral planned? Misgendering corpses. Funeral emcees. Memories of being new at comedy. Amazon unboxing. Thieves! Old bikes get stolen less. When did homelessness start? Vaccine passports. The “unvaccinated section” of the concert. Johnny and Janet Freedom. More lockdowns? Twitter politics. Adam is an amazing cook, as per usual. Pranks!
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Sponsorships and drugs. Sean doesn’t want to do mushrooms in case someone dies. Trampoline orgasm. Fingerbang. Camping stories. Trash and fireworks! Dog leash communism. Sometimes humans and fish are too close. “Why did she call that freak a freak?” Kathy Griffin. Is it time to be mean again? Famous and poor. Sean writes a pop song. Fine Apple. Talking along to jokes. Sean is all track and no field. The Olympics. Update on Ezzy.
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If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can’t say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes shopping. Everything is a sales pitch. Kathleen wants to be a funeral planner. Are cemetaries a waste of space? Objectifying men. Men’s synchronized swimming.
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If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can’t say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes shopping. Everything is a sales pitch. Kathleen wants to be a funeral planner. Are cemetaries a waste of space? Objectifying men. Men’s synchronized swimming.
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What a waste of free speech. Low income birds. Freedom equals long lines. The life of a sound guy. Brave, gorgeous and amazing. Penis jokes and ass eating. Ruining jokes. Beach volleyball with children. Playgrounds were pretty dangerous in the 80s. Shit sifting. Corporate sponsorships. War stories. Big Brother & pooping around other people. Dine Kampf.
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Just kidding. How much can you swear on stage? GoFundMe scammers. Bill Cosby. Rapist welder or welder rapist? What do sexual misconduct and autism have in common? Does everyone hate Sean? Recording is tough. Comedy and church are kinda the same. Getting back on stage. Non-famous people roasting each other make no sense. Improv is kid comedy. Barbie sex. What kind of learner are you? Everything is a deep fake. Outdoor shows. Hitler’s mom.
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Kathleen gets told to rot in hell. “What are you doing on that side of the mesh?” Abortion Escortist. The weirdest Canada Day. Shitting in buckets. Business idea: port-a-potty apartments. Make Climate Great Again. Dead Baby Bear is going to co-run for Prime Minister. TitTok. A loud squirrel won’t shut the hell up. Sucker for sales people. The heat wave. Classified ads. Orgasmic shits. Podtervention.
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Letters to the editor. Facebook Likes. Free Britney! “Mild sterilization.” Ayahuasca. The universe always tells you what you want to hear. Sean is a scorpio. Recreational Gravol. Nocturnal missions. Garage sales are back. The benefits of being unapproachable. Fuck raisins. Gladiators. The robots are coming. Reading porn.
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Sean never looks at other people in traffic. POW camp for a Saturn. Kathleen wishes she went to beauty school. Pay day bruises. Live comedy is back! Sean looks like a kitchen guy. Hot women are rarely good waitresses. Does this person have ulterior motives? The oldest ever dick pic. How do things work? Coffee University. When did this news arrive? Deaths of abundance. Everyone has the same tone when leaving voicemails. 9/11. Hypnosis is fake.
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Controversial opening. Double vaxxed vs. vaccine hesitancy. What can I do instead of comedy? Cum-based cryptocurrency. It’s so hard to be younger. Winning the dick lottery. Anonymous outrage. Stairway joints. Jim became a cat dad. Sean took an exam. A storm almost wrecks the show. Renting from yourself. Used high-end underwear that’s reasonably priced. Floating mansions. “I used to wash my grandpa’s balls.” Semen hot dogs. Sink Sauvignon. Support local? Liberty. Managers can do anything, right? Sean brings up his favourite subject. Hard resets and personal massagers. Do it with your fingers. This episode was filmed in front of live backyard audience.
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No one looks worse with a tan. Who is a Catholic in 2021?! People in the up-and-down religions have nice butts. Homeless cats. Coupled people. Line etiquette. Anti-maxer. Comedy is back, but do we remember our jokes! Oh great, another white guy. Sean has nothing worth stealing. “That’s how you get murdered in Mexico.” I cut, you pick. “Hey, I didn’t know I could drink out of that!”
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Sean is a hypochondriac. Don’t Google your symptoms, but do your research! The morning after pill for food. Sean comes from a long line of freezers. Raised by cowards. Dickie Dee. Harriet's Magic Hats. Conspiracy theories! GoFundMe. Drinking on range roads. There should be more female leaders. Sean’s plan for the afterlife. Divorces.
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Sean makes it controversial right off the hop. Canadian accents & family recipes. What do you do when your dog gets ugly? Mercy killings. Italian pigeons. Good personalities. Sean doesn’t take soccer seriously. It gets a bit controversial again. Voicemails matter. Talking shit to kids. Anti-vax energy. Kathleen is an instapothead. How poor people stay poor. Money is stupid if you don’t have it. Rumours vs. Dick. Doing business on the podcast. Sean once again makes it controversial. Albertans are embarrassing Alberta.
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Suck dick, drink light beer, learn to play the piano. Average looking guys are the best. Starbucks isn’t difficult. Something smells. Nazi flags. Racist or fan of the Dukes of Hazzard? Sean brings up a familiar topic. Liberals care about what they can’t see; Conservatives care about what they can see. Rich or famous? Religions are ridiculous. Dictator or dick painter? Sean got a new hat. “To Don’t” lists. Feltching. Maternal instincts. Big Brother, but for kids. Being cool under pressure is a meaningless trait. The best time to start comedy is when you’re lonely and depressed.
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The podcast starts with an intro! Doing a musician’s taxes. Sean starts to come around on Zoom comedy shows. A sad game of The Sims. Facebook sucks, except for spying on your enemies. Sean’s former bully has a full-Qanon wife. Botox. Misgendering animals. Stories from the road. Kathleen’s sketchy neighbourhood. Which vaccine do you want? Boy/girl fights. Did we win the scratchy ticket? 9/11 jokes. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Boxed wine is like milking a wine cow. Connor McDavid sighting at the dog park. The world would be boring without America. The most honest man in the world. Sponsored segments. What would we do without drugs? Comedy doesn’t exist. Kathleen wants a full lockdown. People won’t change, so your dosage has to. “Do you guys have gravy?” Randy Marsh. Sean’s first corporate. Little dick energy. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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People are starting to snap. What can I get started for you? Sean sent a taxi to pick up his could — what could go wrong? The mid-life crisis sneaks up on you. RRSP Match.com. The best part of having kids is kicking them out of the hot tub. Kathleen fangirls over Taylor Swift. We expose Comedy Now. Turning 40 in a pandemic sucks. Sean is a terrified bunny. “Hello? Are you still there? Why??” The “I’m going in” guys are all dead. Kathleen shares the worst joke she ever wrote. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Does seeing a guy’s face in porn ruin it for you? Kathleen thinks Sean should try watching female POV porn. Women don’t all want big dicks, do they? What’s with male gynecologists? The comedy doctor. Kathleen turned the big 4-0. What is up with red seals? A special guest stops by! Hacky sack. New feature: “Dicks I’ve Seen,” by Sean Lecomber. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Starting a comedy club is a bad idea. “Don’t worry, the sheets are clean.” That guy is so nice, he would golf with Hitler. Woody Allen is gross but some perverts are hilarious. Fishing is a bigger problem than plastics in the ocean. Documentaries ruined the double quarter pounder for Kathleen. How many chickens die every wing Wednesday? You still gotta eat in heaven, bitch! Never talk to a crying man in the bar bathroom. Sean describes male and female hell and learns something about himself. There’s nothing wrong with taking a peek. Facial freedom fighters with mediocre faces. “This Week in Cancel Culture.” Canadian comedy roasts. Generational roasts! Sean defends vaping. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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The bears are safely face-to-face again, but it was a windy day and the dogs were barking. Training new people at a job where you don't do much. Huffing nickel. Kathleen once ate four steak dinners in one night. Sean used to have a work nest at the top of a plant. Nobody gets a burn and looks better. The drown unit. We can all be lured. Fish death is the worst death. Suicide hunting. Conspiracy theorists.
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If I had a gun right now, I’d shoot you. Prophetic teachers. Kathleen is an ex-barista! Renting the libs. Creeping the Facebook profiles of criminals. Aliens are going to be disappointed by us. What if we are it? The greatest activist of all time is the world’s youngest Karen. Sean’s computer then craps out several times, which abruptly ends the episode. Enjoy! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Skip The Dishes but for escorts. I’m not anti-anything, I’m pro-something! Father’s Bidet. The Baboon Heart. HotOrNot.com. There’s nothing like a fresh nugget. Kathleen is sick of masks & Sean is finally cheering for Big Pharma. Why does that guy have the logo over his face? Being rich is like hoarding and being a gold digger is hard. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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“I’m still nuts, but whatever.” Suicide cards. Kathleen kind of lost her engagement ring. Screw people with too much money. Masks are face slavery! Broke road trips. The worst documentary ever. Mortuaries, Funerals & Dies. Sean wants to be buried like a viking. Another great business idea. Did I have a sex dream out of my mouth? Northern Queen is the best!!! Follow us everywhere: Linktr.ee/DeadBabyBear
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It’s episode 69!!! It’s actually only 66, but don’t tell Sean & Kathleen. It’s better when you can’t taste the weed. The pandemic has meant less expensive nights out. All we do is complain about billionaires and then contribute to their wealth. Gondolas are only scary if you’re a giant pussy. Kathleen doesn’t buffer. Sean once found his Dad’s porn. Rush Limbaugh. COVID would have been brutal before the internet. A rotten carrot. A name is just a sound. You Fat Bitch & That Old Bearded Guy Real Estate. Stick stuff is on-ice butt stuff. Follow us everywhere: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Kathleen deactivates Facebook. It’s too cold and life is depressing. Sean is a bad employee looking for work. Gorilla glue. Anti-double masking. Stand-up comedy is in trouble, so we are going to become real estate agents. Bell doesn’t care. Northern Queen edibles is our new sponsor! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Kathleen is at her COVID breaking point. Sean is writing a sitcom about a long-term care facility turning woke. The “little guy” always loses. Why do people have money they don’t use? MAGA-uffaws: conservative comedy! Sean misses small town drinking and driving. Screwing in tents. Sean’s resume is from the 90’s. Trust the Dust, ladies. Big dick energy or sociopath? Kathleen would die for some of her pets. Death-sniffing dogs. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Old people talk a lot about dying. Rich people are gross. Anti-mask protests vs. anti-bra protests. Male nipples have no value. Everything is a recycled joke. Online comedy shows. Sean is starting to forget things. Kathleen has a short esophagus. How did blowjobs start? Butt stuff. Cat job interviews. Girls with hairless cats are like guys with pitbulls. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Sean wants to be a garbage man or work at Tim Hortons, but needs character references. Mic technique. Mike Bullard, Tom Green and the dead raccoon. Old-timey science. Hillary Clinton is a badass and politics is mean. Sean is now a cook. Human change juice. The old people aisle at the grocery store. Complaining about the wind. True crime and indoor cigarettes. Is laughter the best medicine? We’re about to become conservative joke writers.
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Sean is going to start an OnlyFans. Wanna watch me jerk off? Louis needs to come clean. White people are a problem. Bang Mike Pence. Women need to lash out for their own mental health. Parents don’t get a social media report card. The Trump family are screwed. Trump has made Bush look like Obama.
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Famous crisis actors on a crazy day in the USA. Vagina-based Yelp reviews. Will people miss Trump? White straight males gotta go. Most humans haven’t done anything significant. Kathleen might run for office. Snake and bird people are weird. Why do we need weed? Because reality is boring. The cruelty of the 50/50. What should we do as a regular feature on the podcast - guests? Relationship advice? You tell us! Or don't. Whatever.
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Happy New Year! To Skip or not to Skip? What will truckers do when trucks are gone? The best job has to be morning show DJ. Rich guys who cheat buy a lot of flowers. Would you want a mattress in your casket? It would onle be worth it to be the first or last victim of a serial killer. I don't want to live long enough to die from a fall. Family Feud with dummies. Condolence cards. Giant fetish.
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Sean is going to steal some vaccine to do on the podcast. Other people’s drama is the best kind of drama. The Kathleen, Jim & Sean Truck is the next big business idea. Why are we sorting our garbage like it’s jewelry? Kathleen got stuck in laundry shoot. Men probably know more about their wives than ever before because of COVID. “You tell TikTok more than you tell me!” Why aren’t there more female serial killers? The Red Mamba. Problematic Porn. If you masturbate too much, it’ll be part of you dementia routine. What’s next for porn? Blue Balls Day. Professional Animal Edger. The movie “Splash.” Some Alberta towns hate Sean. WMCSS? None of Christ’s handiwork made the bible. Sean has some good plans for Christmas Morning. Follow us @DeadBabyBear on Instagram.
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Thing have been a little bumpy over here in Alberta but we are BACK thanks to Zoom! Sunday is our last day of freedom for a while. Kathleen’s job has some unwelcome customers. Superspreader events make comedy seem dangerous. No one listens to the government unless you might die. “There’s not a degree in the bunch.” Crazy mask exemptions. COVERT-18: barely legal pathogen porn. "You have to have money or you’ll look bad." Dead Baby Bear is pro-vaccine. Sean can take a full swab. Are germaphobes even real? Kathleen got shadow banned. Too bad your penis doesn’t get bigger the fatter you get. The weirdest penis Kathleen ever saw. Barfy vaginas. Sean did some Zoom shows. Masturbating on the road. Used Tesla salesman. Giants kill on OnlyFans. Reward or relief?
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Haircut politics. Johnny Middlechair. Kathleen and her man got pedicures. Do kids still get snow days? Cut a tree and drink it! French people are rude. Would you do reality TV? What was the first thing you did on the internet? Men should cry more. Space travel. The COVID club. Moose dick. Male strippers. French songs, for some reason. Listen to us on the Comedy Here Often Podcast Network!
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Sean has loose sleeves and tight shirts. Renovations. Single men need to learn astrology to get laid. Is Christian heaven even cool? Kathleen thinks hell might be better. Remembrance Day war stories. Alex Trebek. The Price Is Right. Face freedom! Kathleen was stolen from. Call centre employees are the real heroes. Walk of shame or homeless? Our streak comes to an end. If you put something new on your face, the rest of it looks worse. Ugly guys have to check the flinch. Netflix and Leave.
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The US election comes up. Politicians don’t care. The road to a female president. It’s Sean’s 27th birthday! “I’m so tough I need a gun!” Alberta feels a bit American. If you ever walked in on your parents having sex, your Dad probably wasn’t good about it. Kathleen is bad at improv (so is Sean). Capitalism beeps a lot so we can’t reflect. No straight woman has a foot fetish. Who won the election? Alex Jones looks like a grown Cartman.
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Drive-through zipper merges. Kathleen was once on a fast food related jury. Filipinos are great. How much fast food can you eat? Sean often runs out of gas. Masks suck, but we gotta do it. What is 2020 going to look like 10 years from now? Borat 2. Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Sean is going on CBC’s The Debaters arguing against science. Ghost Jesus. Cage-to-gym. Sean is a “push” guy. Dick pulls through.
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New reviews. You don’t want to be too healthy. Where are you from from? White gay male. Sean has his own version of Cribs. Stepping on a scale that knows too much and finding out you’re a mesomorph. Human drum kits. Skinny depression. Fucci. What is your dad’s first name? Is this racist? White people are the Americans of race. You should see my feet! Bill Burr. Burn the Karen! Tight pussy, loose relationship. Sex instruments.
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Why do some women love killers? “Yup, I’m into blindfolds!” Sean pitches a surefire hit sitcom called “The Old & The Brainless.” Kathleen sorta made out with the Democratic nominee for the POTUS. Conspiracy theories. All the dirt comes out around election time. Flu survivors don’t celebrate. Robot Trump. America is a sitcom. Google Home. When do men stop making friends? For Sean, it was 12. We shout out the bots with herpes. Greek mythology is awesome and strange. The camera adds 10 pounds. Rubber cutty. “I’m that fat of a fuck!” Barn yard rhinoplasty.
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Well-endowed men don’t have to go overboard. Sucking in, pushing out. A selfie is worth 200 pictures. Sean is a “spin dentist.” Welcome to the river of truth. They don’t like Uncle Justin in Sylvan Lake. Buttholes are strategically placed. “I don’t like having a hot back.” Hey, rich people — leave podcasts alone! Smile-talking. Andy Dick. Quebec is a french Alberta. Kathleen said yes to a dress. Titty pictures. Meth chicks are rough.
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Bring your dead kids to work day. “I’m surprised I haven’t been murdered.” Red Deer is a joke. “The only Odin I know is a bullmastiff.” Sean doesn’t trust Siri to keep his queries quiet. “She asked me what ‘red’ smelled like!” Fake artist divas. Letters to the editor. We are all wrong sometimes. Use wifi access to control your children. Who watches old sports? “Why do you like people?” Barbering is on a spectrum. Milking tables. Gambling doesn’t pay, yet again.
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Is Cuties creepy? Dance recitals are weird. Why aren’t there big ballerinas? Banks allow wusses to have money. Kathleen is a job collector. What if you found out your spouse was a serial killer? Shoplifting at Safeway. Small town hippies smoke meth. More serial killer stuff. Mythical Michael Jackson. Jesus probably hated all the constant note-taking. A sleepover that went weird. It’s time to cancel Christ! Sure Shot Dombrowski. Dick won.
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Women love true crime. Which serial killer would have killed you? Never bring up the numbers. What kinda car could go to the sun? Jock kids are ugly. Jim doesn’t live in an old folks home. It’s bad luck to wear the pants of a dead man. Cowboy superstitions. Shame tax. Body positivity. Single positivity. Who should host Kathleen’s wedding? Gender reveal parties are weird. Face tattoos should cost more. We do two scratchy tickets. Tweakers don’t like classical music.
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The episode kicks off with a wrap battle between Wet Ass Tear Ducts and MC Grumble-Grumble-Moan-Moan. Who do you think won? Stop asking if Sean is okay. Kathleen did a festival. Roofing is dangerous. Could you live a year without social media? Message boards were cool. Announcement: 2021 is the year of Kathleen! What makes hot dogs taste good? Lips and anus. Swingers clubs. Stand-up comedy or roller derby girl? Kathleen once used Tinder like Airbnb. The first “no” of the wedding.
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Dog parties. All comics are narcissists. What’s cookin on The Dub? Kathleen is going to charge cover at her wedding. The wheelchairman of the board. Sean would be a cowardly soldier. Ass is the new lips. Nerds with confidence. Wrap battles. RIP to the Empress. Sean and Kathleen get in their feelings about another audience critique. Tacos or romance? “I saved my ass for marriage.” Would you want to live forever? “I love when men finish.” Daddy in law.
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You never know who’s dog you’re going to be. “We’re going on a permanent walk.” Kathleen stands up for Eugene and trashes Sean’s creations. “Is it an Irish day or something?” Terry Talk. Sugar Daddy DMs. No one messages Sean. Kathleen wants to renovate an old RV. Doggie Madams and puppy cucks. Frisky seniors. Backyard shows. Snake dicks. If you don’t fail, I had a bad time. We’re on a hot streak.
Sean and Kathleen are still rattled about that bad review. Reflecting on podcasts past. What are dominatrixes like? Where do cucks come from? Is “nice romper” a compliment? Sex and pets. Does Sean have ADHD? Kathleen thinks so. You’d be surprised what poor guys can get away with. Mask diapers. Sean is not a pod-cuck. Tantric podcasting. Kathleen went to the dentist. The power of prayer. That bad review is still bugging Sean and Kathleen. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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We got a bad review. Honesty is terrifying. When women want something bigger, they can get em. Hot chicks aren’t as hot with masks on. Sean got COVID’d. The world needs Karens. Kathleen is a compilation gal. Why can’t straight white males dance the way they want to? I would like you better if you were a lesbian. “They seemed likable.” Apache beard. “I’m the Tom Cruise of blowjobs.” Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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This week on the show: lung herpes. CERB talk and mask truthers. Is this racist? Sean and Kathleen don’t miss hugs or handshakes. Sean takes an ADHD test. Big balls are gross. Who wants more semen? “I did so good they gave me the pills!” Pussy cripplers and French ticklers. Tractor sex toys. The world is too angry. Pixelated puss. Let the lava flow. Sean wipes back to front. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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You can’t be a diva in the Canadian comedy world. How would you want to die? Cancel culture. Radio is like comedy. It was spaghetti, you idiot. Sean talks about his worst ever show. Have you ever wanted to be a karaoke DJ? Could you hold a baby during sex? Sean has questions about menopause. Eugene ate a pot cookie. Reverse bidet.
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Firefighter brutality. I’m willing to risk my life for new teeth. Titanic 2 is a bad movie, but you should watch it. Comedy condos are a forensic audit of the previous comedian. “He’s in the middle of a book touch.” A parent is just a person who fucks. Look at the mop on this! Dottie puked on Sean and his things. Poor people put more thought into pet names. What is your Baja Rosa corkage fee? Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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What’s the point of being on the podium in a diaper? Can you poop underwater? Covid comedy is not bad. No one cares about the problems of rich people. Sean looks racist. Kathleen feels bad for red hats. Sean has a good idea for a police TV show. Kathleen likes to ruin men’s weekends. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Kathleen thinks she’s going to get cancelled. Sean had a shitty job. The team talks George Floyd. Who would want to be a police officer? Everybody has to ‘Karen Up’ sometimes. Everything is scary. Is CERB going to run out? Home renovations make Sean cry. Defund Home Depot! “I love these ‘glory hole’ things.” Look out for straight white aliens. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Are online comedy shows cool? Acoustic comedy. If you buy a rotten vegetable, you deserve a rotten vegetable. Remember high school graduation? Puking at a rich kid’s house. Don’t buy condoms at the same 7-11 you buy your slurpees from. Having a dog is kind of like having a kid. Kathleen’s dogs fight to the death. Asking for nudes is rude. Sean fast-forwards through sex scenes. Is Joe Biden a hair sniffer?
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How long before people start saying you’ve got the “Man-Covid”? Mattress Hall of Fame. Sean did an online comedy show and didn’t stand close enough to his router. Kathleen might buy a new vacuum. Are you a “toys and person” kinda gal? Sean would hate art if he wasn’t an artist. Then his battery dies. Don’t ask to see my feet! How would you want to be murdered? Do you think Doughnut Party would sponsor us? Sean makes Kathleen pick between two kids. Fitbits are tough critics during isolation. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Social distancing. “I never thought I would live to see bleach make a comeback.” Sean has a really good analogy about muffins. If you grew up in Edmonton, you know all about Coeur d'Alene. Was Kathleen too young for the Sunday Night Show? 9/11. Humans are like goldfish. Should we still support Batman given the role of bats in our current pandemic? AFTER ALL HE’S DONE TO US?!?!? You can’t be monogamous during a pandemic. Don’t Google anything. Conspiracy theories. Country music: we didn't steal it from black people, that's how you know it sucks. And more…Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Are there cucks in the animal kingdom? God has gotten better at drawing over the years. What is your favourite Asian? It would suck if every immigrant was a white teen. If you work during coronavirus you should get a bonus, except for grocery store workers. Learn how to punch a box, idiot. Kathleen watches porn on her phone. Sean wants a dry foot jerk. Male nurses have it tough. I can’t wait to sink my teeth into these premises. A wet pussy is nine thousand sneezes. Don’t trigger yourself. Kathleen googles “face dildo.” Sean says it should be on the forehead so you can headbang. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Kathleen’s funeral will be a touching, not a viewing. Pin the needle on the fetus. Kathleen used to wash her hands until they were bleeding. What if pink eye made you immune to coronavirus? Fuck Fabricland! Sean used to get his ‘janit’ on. Kathleen still remembers all the people who puked at school. Sean can’t puke around other people. Coronavirus update. “The Divide In Code.” Kathleen is a fish murderer. Sean threw out a bunch of old photos. You shouldn't do things 'Wet market style' anymore. Rhinos need to be bitten by bats so they can rebound as a species. Is he eating popcorn on a swing? Saskatche-what?
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There are no depressed chimps. Whales evolved from wolves. Do fish sleep? Did you know that cats have abortions? Nature films are mostly murder and Sean wishes they had less sex. Are you less of a lady if you don’t mind cum? It’s a difficult time to be a serial killer. Kathleen has her first "book story" of the podcast. Comedy isn’t football. My life is a rainy day. Follow us everywhere at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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This week on the best podcast in the world: What is your ha-dometer reading? This podcast is dedicated to the truckers of North America. Sean can’t live without milk and cheese. Guys used to like no asses. Now they like asses. Or did they like asses all along? People from small downs don’t cut their turds. When is the best age for your parents to get divorced? Fake cheating is the quickest way to break up with someone. Sean hates the people walking around wearing surgical masks. Kathleen has been thrifting. Are you here to buy something for a prettier friend? Find us on social media and Youtube here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Kathleen has two more problems than Sean. “I would die to look that fat!” Get that spaghetti outta here! That's how little cats respect us. Can we do a kid roast? All ashes go in one spot. What if you want your body everywhere? Why isn’t it called the bat flu? Sean wants to ride an elk. Kathleen is into massage porn. Russians have huge hands. Sean shits on heaven and hell. Another scratchy ticket failure. Like and Subscribe! Find us on social: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Where does heroin go? Should you judge a person based on how they acted in a Star Wars movie? Having a “tattoo person” is too much. How close to death was it? Uh oh, that’s a water-hopper. Celebrity viruses. Hey, knock it off with the sexual assaults! We’ve got staying powder. The Romans were the first bulemics. “Last year the guy was brutal. Last year the girl cried.” Blackout drunk is not truth serum. I’ve been drinkin light beer before noon. Follow us everywhere at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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This week on the Dead Baby Bear podcast with Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber: Kathleen has never had shot burn. Sean went to a very weird school. Ordering Skip The Dishes to the ICU. People should have to audition for organ donations. Show idea: McDonalds - Count the Filet. Kathleen is mildly anxietal. You learn a lot about people during a dog search. What’s a Halley Burton? No Travis lights up a room. ADHD is better as a senior. Are there CPAP machines for babies? Shit with sugar on it. Stay home if you don’t want to be purged. Who’s this LinkedIn hunk? Dick pic etiquette. There are no pro scratch-and-winners. Follow all our stuff here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear
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Which came first, english or french? Everyone has a limit of how much “senior” they can handle. Goodnight and goodbye is the best way to exit a situation. What’s a chemise? Do parents of burlesque dancers go watch? Broccoli is the healthy cotton candy. The world won’t know about cancer of the floret until 2043. If you get a boob job, do you pay per tit? If you just get one boob done, you did it for you. Sean’s tit limit is two per woman. Childhood trauma. Moms create serial killers. Did we really go to the moon? Sean would be a ruthless border guard. Sometimes things were bullshit and now they aren't. The world isn’t ready for a black Bachelor. Crazy cat ladies? What about crazy dog men? Follow us on Instagram @DeadBabyBear. Like and subscribe!
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Kathleen gets scammed by a monkey. Sean fully misunderstands what a “weighted blanket” is. Hoodies are a summer dress for fat guys. Sue Johanson made Canadians good at sex. Dicks are pretty self-explanatory. A listener is diagnosed with sleep apnea. Alt-comic slowly dies on stage. What STI do koalas have? I’ve got a bad case of the scratchies. More pelvic itch than a koala in a bush fire. The US should have killed someone more famous. Kathleen just wants some attention. Seriously, koalas have the clap. This show needs a good scandal. It’s my best week of the day. Does it go ears-to-heart? Most millionaires aren’t cool. Kathleen would give Sean $5 million if she won $70 million. It appears to be a non-winning ticket. Why is my mom such a skeleton? Podcast co-guests stick together. Follow us on Instagram @DeadBabyBear
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How did Kenny G pop? Does jazz even have songs? Things go squirrelly when Sean takes a huge solo dump. Sean is the R Kelly of recycling. Kathleen looks back on a date with a young hoarder. Charles sleeps in a bed that used to belong to a little girl. The epic journey of the missing nut. Breakthroughs in male underwear technology. Does a pussy feel like extra butt cheeks? Good looking guys don’t get enough credit. Have you ever pooped in a bucket? One co-host has. Charles is a violent backscratcher. Don’t trust a turtleneck...and more! Follow us at @DeadBabyBear on Instagram and find us on Youtube!
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Sean goes after multi-level marketers, tupperware and CBD. Kathleen pitches the next two must-see reality shows: the Real Housewives of Zimbabwe and Boyle Street. Kathleen wants to open a hot face yoga studio so men can get together and cry. Sean wouldn’t take advice from a future or current version of himself. Everytime you see a hot guy, you’ll probably see a hot chick, but once you hit 50 everyone is gross. Sean thinks Christmas is the best time to shop for yourself. Don’t miss the Kathleen McGee Boxing Day Blowout. How much is a family member worth? Sean thinks Kathleen is worth at least $50,000 in a hostage situation. Kathleen wants to be at a 7/11 when it gets robbed. Sean wants all-ages Amber (Esther) Alerts. White girls don’t twerk, they pop that trunk. Do we win our scratchy ticket? Tune in to find out. Follow us @DeadBabyBear on Instagram!
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Kathleen discovers the new Baby Shark, Sean loves corporate Christmas comedy. Hockey parents are crazy, Sean accuses Kathleen of victim shaming, looks back on a trip to Whiteknife and thinks women have it worse than men. Kathleen isn't a Star Wars person but is into baby Yoda. Should we cancel the word "abreast"? A moment of pure scratchy-ticket related joy. Follow us on Instagram @deadbabybear.
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The incredibly talented Mike Lynch (check out his popular YouTube videos) joins the show this week. We kick off the campaign to have Cecil replace Don Cherry on Hockey Night in Canada, Sean performs improv "Diary of Anne Frank," and comes up with an idea for an Alberta Redneck Comedy Tour. Kathleen wants to be the female Larry the Cable Guy and realizes that as a grownup, every day can be hot dog day. Sean and Kathleen riff on Much Music Video Dance Parties, Kathleen wants to join Cameo, but doesn't. Why are we scared of mice?
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Tune in this week for a very special episode of the Dead Baby Bear Podcast where Sean and Kathleen take over "One Night Stand-Up" and perform for a live audience! This month: Kathleen refuses to wear socks and Sean smells her shoe. Would you rather swallow shit or cum? Sean learns about a certain type of cup that's only for women and that you only wear a tampon when you want to ruin the plumbing at a Boston Pizza. Plus: comedy from Jim Kerr, Natasha Lyn Myles and Mike Lynch!
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Sean likes to perform for the oldest people possible, Kathleen doesn't care about climate change and some people are on board. Ever get your package stuck in a zipper? Sean invents the term skin zipper. Kathleen has good dental genes. More men are "coming out" of the fridge. Arguing with people on Facebook is a waste of your energy. Do men get a worse flu than women? Kathleen talks about the one time she "gold dug" and why it wasn't worth it. Oh, and Sean and Kathleen plug their LIVE TAPING on Wednesday, November 6 at 9910 (9910 - 109 Street, Edmonton). It's free, it starts at 7:30 p.m. and you should definitely go. We might even give away that t-shirt!
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Sean gets a call from the CRA and Kathleen is tracked down by the Government of British Columbia. Election fever hits the Dead Baby Bear den. Sean and Kathleen break down “Youtube families” and the term “meh.” Who does a stand-up set at a funeral? Sean thinks it would be cute if, when we die, we’re buried with live kittens. “Can you do a rapid perogy dehydration pre-funeral?” Kathleen’s grandpa was a badass POW. We almost win a scratchy ticket. ALMOST. Did you miss us?
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Sean and Kathleen talk corporate comedy and smoking in low-rent motels. Is food addiction more tragic than heroin addiction? Sean tells us under what circumstances he would start answering phone calls from creditors. Is Kathleen a dirty comic? Sean breaks down an early crosstown rivalry. Would you let your kid sail across the ocean for the environment, or is driving a vehicle with eco-boost enough? Kathleen wants to get into reality TV. Sean tells us why he never wore blackface. Then it gets political. Do they win this week's scratchy ticket? You're darn tootin' right they do. Or, do they? Listen to find out.
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Sean feels weird selling his album, Kathleen does not. Sean asks frequently asked questions and gets terrible customer service. Sean and Kathleen have a respectful discussion about 9/11. If the oil sands paid minimum wage, Sean thinks we’d find an alternative. Kathleen has a high school reunion coming up and talks about doing comedy for a former bully. Sean looks into his benefits and considers holistic braces for his kid. We win big on the scratch ticket!! Just kidding, we lost again. Message us @DeadBabyBear and win a t-shirt!
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Did Sean get laid as a McDonald’s manager? Have you ever had sex with food? Kathleen experiments with popsicles. Kathleen talks strippers. Dave Chappelle, Louie Anderson and anti-vax moms. Only atheists go to heaven. Kathleen drinks the microphone. Edibles that don’t taste like weed suck. Edmonton has scooters and Sean had no idea. Kathleen is releasing an album. Worst bomb stories. Vaginal rejuvenation. Penis enlargements and penis reductions. Andddddd a $5 scratch and win victory! ALSO: Dead Baby Bear shirt giveaway!!!!!
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EP 015: Peanut the dog goes missing and Sean goes to Vernon. Kathleen has a Ford Escape thanks to Wendy McGee. Young comics nowadays!! Marc Maron and Conan O'Brien. Seeing eye dogs. Eugene turns 3/21. Do animals masturbate? Is it 'Uranus' or 'Your-anus'? The Grinch who stole your virginity. Princess Diana dies. Kathleen sleeps through 9/11. Another scratch and win goes nowhere.
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EP 014: In this week’s ramblefest, Kathleen quizzes Sean on old Oilers trivia. Ms. McGee meets a drunk Wayne Gretzky. Fur trade. Attack of the porn bots. Gun control. Hitler was a dog person. Eugene fights Adam. Kathleen gets high in public…again. Sean has no idea what a diva cup is. Kathleen wears a blood diaper. Sean is bad at home renos. Never hire student painters. Ryan always checks the bag at the drive thru. Does Alberta own the mountains? Sean crosses the line and tells an unsavory school shooting joke. Etc…
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EP 013: What is this episode of the podcast about? Wouldn't you like to know...Well, if you would like to know, why not just listen?
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EP 012: On this week’s waste of time, Kathleen explains why she has meaty beef curtains. Sean talks green rooms. Pro vs amateur porn. Female rappers. Sean gets his comedy ass kicked by an auctioneer. Kathleen reviews the Aziz Ansari Netflix special. Sean reminisces about Last Comic Standing auditions. Kathleen likes thick-wall pussy porn. Kathleen can’t remember the name of any short man. Big Brother Canada. How far would Kathleen go to be successful? Wrong side of history? Sean prefers to sit on the fence of history. Watermelon winnings scratch and win!! Kathleen gives a fake lottery ticket to her mother. Horror ensues.
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EP 011: Vape talk!!! Kathleen loves gay porn. Will gets lost. A 7-11 reference at 7:11. Christian quiche. Kathleen claims being trans is easy. Sean’s kids embarrass him in public. Kathleen reminds men to stop touching women’s shoulders. What if Kurt Cobain lived? Farmers and horses know when they’re going to die. Orca language training. #notmyariel. A racially-tinged podcast. Hannigan opens up about his DUI and Alcoholics Anonymous is for winners.
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Ep 010: Kathleen wonders why broccoli can’t be delicious. Kathleen brags about having Crave. Kathleen talks micropenis. Masturbation in the 50’s. Sex ed. Sue Johansson. Hey google play Joan Rivers!! Kathleen should have a dog baby. Reminiscing about Bill Cosby and Andrew Dice Clay. Kathleen goes to HMV. Kathleen gets friendship grounded. PTSD dogs. Should prisoners train dogs? Do dogs think cuddling is sex? Freaky Friday late show. Should comedians get grants? Taylor Swift update. Beyond vegetables meat products.
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Ep 009: Kathleen wants a Nissan Rogue. Puppet show podcast. Kathleen is a medium-functioning alcoholic. Louis CK talk. Kelowna trip. 7-11 stories. Kathleen cleans shit at a Starbucks. Your Opa was Don Draper. Kathleen drinks throughout. Kathleen gives a disclaimer. Sean is concerned about 4 star reviews.
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Ep 008: Comedian Rob Pue joins the podcast team and talks about the olden days. Kathleen dreams big. Rob talks Fargo’s. Kathleen can’t act. Is laughter the best medicine? Should you bring your dog to a naturopath? Kathleen tells the story of a man who had a heart attack while she was on stage. Kathleen carves a blumpkin. Did Sean say jars or cans? Sean talks about his life behind bars. Rob and Sean leave early for trivia.
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EP 007: Sean feels like Joe Rogan and hates Canucks fans. If Christ didn't exist, Kathleen would be a corporate comedian. Chicks buy into paleo and the past. Sean disappoints a fan. Kathleen laughs at misogyny. Sean's scratching technique is terrible. Did we win the scratchy ticket?
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EP 006: Pants vs. trousers. Kathleen eats bananas upside down. Sean’s shitty Bob Cole impression. WNBA $$$. Lingerie football. Sean reminisces about his days as a janitor. Eat what’s on the menu. Too much Quesa not enough Dilla. Doggie DNA tests. Kathleen’s dogs are nazi’s. Office lottery wins get messy.
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EP 005: Patrice O’Neal vs. Bill Cosby. Kathleen gets the right amount of high and gets turned on when cars take control. Reminiscing about T-9 texting and driving. Sean’s kids puke up sushi and he talks about a time he was the racist MC. Ben Folds 5 is pro-choice. Real slurpee talk!! Kathleen enhances the root. Drive-thru etiquette. Restaurant ordering protocol.
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EP 004: Sean makes fun of Calgary out of nowhere and for no good reason, Kathleen “feeds the horses,” Sean and Kathleen discuss working with Ari Shaffir. Also, our hosts dream of booking a crazy comedian festival. Fort Mac vs. Grande Prairie. Sean has to leave early to pick up his kids (He was late and the police were involved).
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EP 003: In this episode, Kathleen is exposed as a bad dog mom, Sean goes to Second Cup, Kathleen gives birth to a dog, Sean shits on comedian reality shows, Kathleen talks Prince George and reminds us she has a boyfriend. The patriarchy needs a nap. Did we mention Kathleen has a boyfriend?
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EP 001: In this episode, Kathleen and Sean discuss Mr. Sub vs. Subway, whether or not Sean would save his children from a burning building, Kathleen fat shames American cows and Sean assumes he’d be generous if he had any money. Also, do squirrels eat your penis when you die? Listen and find out.
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