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Rosie and Jessica

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This is not Nick Miller.If there’s one thing we both love, it’s a quiz. If there’s two things we love, it’s a quiz and Hallmark movies. In this episode, Quizmaster Rosie shares two Hallmark quizzes she wrote in lockdown, most of which is still relevant.

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Snacks! Jessica’s got ’em. This episode was recorded in late October 2023, just before Rosie actually moved house (which she may have mentioned once or twice…) It’s still nice! Enjoy!

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This week’s songs
Jessica picked Sheena is a Punk Rocker by The Ramones, while Rosie went for Talking Head’s And She Was.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

This man eats the same dinner every day and is living my dream.

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That’s right! Rosie is now reaching the kind of heights that many seven year olds can only dream of. She also went to a thousand gigs but they don’t represent personal growth. Jessica is also present.

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This week’s songs
Jessica picked Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, while Rosie went for MUNA’s What I Want.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

In the first liquid recommendation, Ariel Bissett moved a washing machine.

And then Martin Short shows us how to do a spit take.

Need some cosy bedtime viewing? Rilakkuma and Kaoru is here for you.

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Hi Barbies! Rosie and Jessica went to see the corporate feminism juggernaut that is Barbie and loved it tbh. Also Rosie’s house is infested with flesh flies, a phrase so horrible we simply had to share it with you.

Skip to 26:59 to avoid Barbie spoilers!

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This week’s songs
Jessica picked I’m Just Ken by Ryan Gosling, while Rosie went for Indigo Girls’ Closer to Fine.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

POV: the fly in your apartment

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In another literal Day of Fun, Rosie and Jessica (and their parents) went to see Newsies and Jessica’s Show Stop curse continued spreading across theatres both modern, Victorian and outside.

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This week’s songs
Jessica picked Waffle House by Jonas Brothers, while Rosie went for Charly Bliss’ Blown to Bits.

Playlists of all our song choices are available on Spotify! Here are Jessica‘s and Rosie‘s.

Oh my stars! It’s online puppet sensation Ragmop and Goose.

Rosie is on YouTube now.

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In Series 2, Rosie and Jessica are back and better than ever. You’re right, that is a ten year long first series! Still counts. Rosie and Jessica went to Disneyland. Then they went again. In between that, Rosie got a cat. Jessica planted a garden. How do we do this again?

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In Episode 145, Rosie and Jessica tell you everything they plan to do in a season that is almost over. You see, Rosie’s old laptop, the Edit Booth 3000, died to death and the episode had to be liberated from within it. It’s liberated now and look, autumn’s autumn, maybe we’re just very early for … Continue reading Episode 145: Things to do in (very late) autumn

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In episode 144, Rosie and Jessica have both boiled in a heatwave (thanks climate change)! They made their grand return to YALC and run down the books they bought and how Rosie quite heroically didn’t give Jessica the coronavirus she was in fact incubating during their trip. Good times all round! You can listen online … Continue reading Episode 144: Covid and Conventions

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In episode 143, Rosie and Jessica are just normal men, innocent men. They’ve celebrated Rex Manning Day, been on holiday again, and established an absolutely astonishing snack drawer. Then there’s a discussion of a play that gets us closer to an explicit rating than we’ve ever been before. What do you mean, normal men? (This … Continue reading Episode 143: Messing About in (More) Boats

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In episode 142, Rosie and Jessica dive into some noughties nostalgia in accidental tribute to their review of Pixar’s Turning Red which, unsurprisingly, they loved. If you know where we can hug a giant red panda, please say. Rosie accidentally recorded her audio in the corridor of a submarine so apologies for that; she has … Continue reading Episode 142: Turning Red and 00s Nostalgia

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Rosie and Jessica have been (inconsistently) podcasting for TEN YEARS. To celebrate, they revisit their second ever Top 5 and update you with their new, official, in no particular order sitcoms. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. Rosie and Jessica badges are now available in our shop! OUR FACES ON YOUR SHIRTS … Continue reading Episode 141: Tenth Birthday of Fun

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It is absolutely flippin’ freezing in London right now so let’s hop back in the Day of Fun time machine to 2013, when we ran our Top 5 things about winter drawing in. Winter draw(er)s on and all that! You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. Rosie and Jessica badges are now available … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun – Episode 32: Fireworks and Hobbies

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In episode 140, Rosie and Jessica have been on holiday! Hear about their high octane exploits, going at 4mph in a canal boat. It’s like Fast and Furious but if Vin Diesel were in a cagoule. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. Rosie and Jessica badges are now available in our shop! … Continue reading Episode 140: Messing About in Boats

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In episode 139, Rosie and Jessica have still not done a huge amount (and yet it took Rosie literal months to edit the episode. Rosie has found deeply suspicious DVD boxsets in her house which is what she will be blaming for the terrible audio quality in this episode (sorry.) Where does this fall on … Continue reading Episode 139: Pigeons and Twists

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Join us on a trip back to 2019 and a review of some summer movies, including one with a tiny detective hat PLUS occasional segment, Now It’s Time for Gina’s Transport Opinions! You can listen to it on iTunes or online This week’s songsJessica picked I Hear Them All by Old Crow Medicine Show, while Rosie went … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun: Episode 121: Thick Shreds and Lasagne Pans

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In episode 138, Rosie and Jessica have…well, still not much, but a little! Rosie has moved house and got fully vaxxed and made chilli. Jessica has sown a lot of seeds. They also discover that some long-running mystery series are better than others and that your local library won’t have them all anyway. You can … Continue reading Episode 138: Squish and Sails

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Let’s hop back to 2018 and episode 106 when Rosie and Jessica reviewed the multi-hyphenated revenge-comedy-drama-western The Dressmaker. There were plenty of recommendations in What Have We Seen This Week, all of which I have since forgotten so all seem new to me. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun – Episode 106: Opera and Daffodils

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In episode 137, Rosie and Jessica have…watched television? It’s all gone – briefly – wrong for Rosie but Jessica’s been to her allotment and dared to start a series without telling Rosie first. As you might be able to guess, we really miss the outside world. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. … Continue reading Episode 137: Nostrils and Mochi

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We’re stepping back into the podcast time machine this week and visiting 2015 which, quite frankly, sounds great. Back in Episode 51, Rosie and Jessica were celebrating three years of podcasting with their Top 5 Sisters (you see, Rosie and Jessica are sisters so it all makes sense.) Honestly I’m just reeling thinking about 2015. … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun – Episode 51: Nuns and Pi

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In episode 136, Rosie and Jessica are united in the very same room in which they recorded their first episode (and some of the very same audio quality.) They take a listener question as an opportunity to go in deep on that best of meals, the tea tray. You can listen online or through all … Continue reading Episode 136: Chair Friends and Trays

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In episode 135, Rosie and Jessica see in the new(-ish) year with an overview of what they’ve been up to (little), what television they’ve been watching (lots) and how many lockdowns they’ve been in (as of writing, three.) You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Now or Never by … Continue reading Episode 135: Fast Hair and Rituals

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We’re scrolling through the archives this week back to 2015, when we brought you the best movies to watch on a gloomy autumnal afternoon. Also Rosie had cleaned her hoover filters which somehow made the first line of the intro back then. As ever, simpler times. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 67: Sloths and Bears

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In episode 134, Rosie and Jessica do a relatively timely review of the Netflix movie, Enola Holmes. Autumn has rolled in, birthdays are to be had, and caterpillars are eaten. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Tied to the 90s by Travis, while Rosie went for the McGarrigle … Continue reading Episode 134: Corsets and Colins

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Jessica is on the home stretch of her Masters Dissertation this week (g’wannnn) so we’re hopping back into the archives, this time to 2018 and another week when the Pumpkin Spice Latte returned to British shores. Also, look at Peter Kavinsky, erstwhile Twitter boyfriend. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 115: Scrapbooks and Ravioli

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We’re hopping back in the time machine this week to 2014, where in another early September, a man disrupted a nation by putting a baked alaska in a bin. Simpler times. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica has been playing Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd, while … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 43: Biscuits and Eggs

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In episode 133, Rosie and Jessica may be succumbing to sweating sickness. I cannot tell you how much 100% bonko audio I cut. Rosie has too many potatoes. Jessica has a wall chart. A cotton romper had little ducky buttons. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Share Your … Continue reading Episode 133: Stuff and Nonsense

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In episode 132, Rosie and Jessica discuss how to be a good guest (pineapples) and what is and what isn’t camp (pineapples – pretty camp.) There’s a mysterious model boat which sounds exactly like a plot point in an episode of Murder, She Wrote. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s … Continue reading Episode 132: Pineapples and the Purge

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In honour of the Hamilton movie hitting Disney+, we’re hopping back to 2016 for this week’s Yesterday of Fun for our Hamilton special which, my god, somehow manages to still have Flap My Jack mentioned. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. Sara Grant’s new book Chasing Danger is out now! We loved … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 77: Bursars and Stereo – A Hamilton Special

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In episode 131, Rosie and Jessica somehow get distracted from the goings-on in the world at large and instead talk about how to scam your way through a university-level Latin exam. That’s kind of it. All of our Patreon takings from June are being donated to Black Lives Matter UK. You can listen online or … Continue reading Episode 131: Scams and Exams

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Jessica has some essay deadlines this week so we’re hopping back into the archive. As RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12 has just wrapped up, we’re looking back to 2018 and Episode 111, where we discussed the end of Season 10 and, some would say, predicted the post Drag Race career of one Vanessa Vanjie Matea. … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 111: Spectacles and Hairpins

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In episode 130, Rosie and Jessica thank you for being a friend. Home haircuts have taken place, knitting is going appallingly and why not just go and rewatch Ghosts for a bit? You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Lonely Alone by Sheryl Crow & Willie Nelson, while Rosie … Continue reading Episode 130: Outtakes and Cookies

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In episode 129, Rosie and Jessica are afflicted by pollen and also by not pressing record at the start of the episode. Virtual parties have been attended, bonnets have been constructed and bananas have been smuggled into brownies. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked You’ll Get By by … Continue reading Episode 129: Pollen and Ponyo

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In episode 128, Rosie and Jessica take you through some very basic self care, all the way from trimming the hair round your ears to having a wee. This week we’re watching television from 22 years ago and are grateful to baked potatoes. (Rosie’s recommendation this week, Buyer and Cellar, was only available for 72 … Continue reading Episode 128: Potatoes and Trims

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In episode 127, Rosie and Jessica have celebrated that most important of spring festivals, Rex Manning Day. Oh, also Easter. Rosie saw someone she know and Jessica has worn socks. All important things. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford, while Rosie went … Continue reading Episode 127: Crumbs and Jumpers

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In episode 126, Rosie and Jessica, though thinking they hadn’t done much, had actually witnessed brave and valiant journeys to the supermarket. Also Rosie shaved her head. Lot of supermarket chat this week, you have been warned. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked Yours and Mine by Fountains … Continue reading Episode 126: Supermarkets & Scalps

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In episode 125, Rosie and Jessica haven’t done a whole bunch to be honest. Rosie has tried one push up. Jessica has witnessed sunlight. Rosie also went deep in on Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness. What else is there to do?? You can listen online or through all good podcatchers. This week’s songsJessica picked … Continue reading Episode 125: Tigers and Push Ups

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In episode 124, Rosie and Jessica, look, well, they’re back on schedule but the schedule of the world has become a lot more chaotic so there is quite a lot of stuff in here that sounds super dated. Anyway, there’s also a review of the film Troop Zero, available on a streaming service near you. … Continue reading Episode 124: Tumbles and Towels

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In lieu of this week’s normal episode, we’re recommending some ways to pass the time indoors because if there’s one thing we specialise in, it’s cosy media and staying indoors. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers Brad and Claire “make” doughnuts. Plumbella plays The Sims Medieval. Some previous episodes of ours! Our … Continue reading Rosie and Jessica’s Stay at Home of Fun

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In episode 123, Rosie and Jessica somehow maybe broke their podcast feed – maybe through neglect? – but are back with an episode that catches you up on frankly very little. Luckily, for any moment of need, there’s Joan. You can listen online or through all good podcatchers [powerpress_player] This week’s songsJessica picked Africa by … Continue reading Episode 123: Mantraps and Balms

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In episode 122, Rosie and Jessica are back after a long break although not as long a break as you’ve had. There have been international trips, house moves, and action franchise spin offs that are only tangentially related to cars. And it’s two-for-two with returning feature, Now It’s Time for Gina’s Transport Opinions! You can … Continue reading Episode 122: Steamers and Paperclips

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It’s time for another dip back into the archives! We’re going back to 2016 to listen to Episode 78: Smileys and Smash. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt had returned for a second season and we were extolling the virtues of school dinners in a Top 5 Dinner Lady Foods. You can listen to it on iTunes or … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 78: Smileys and Smash

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In episode 121, Rosie and Jessica welcome back Top 5s with another overly specific one about food. There have been lots of cinema trips and some of them have included tiny detective hats. And – what’s this? another feature! Now It’s Time for Gina’s Transport Opinions! You can listen to it on iTunes or online This week’s … Continue reading Episode 121: Thick Shreds and Lasagne Pans

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We’re heading back into the archives with Episode 56 from 2015. Rosie was writing an essay on The Wizard of Oz and was totally unable to talk about anything else, except for sticky toffee puddings. Luckily Jessica was on hand to talk us through her many cakes (and keep things on track.) You can listen … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 56: Toffee and Maths

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In episode 120, Rosie and Jessica are quickly derailed by Rosie’s twin obsessions: denim and scams. Once Rosie’s got those – and curséd pom pom creatures – out of her system, Jessica takes us through the many books she’s read during work hours. Rosie meanwhile has been knitting on the job although her job technically … Continue reading Episode 120: Bonnets and Scams

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We’re taking another dip into the archives with a Yesterday of Fun from 2017. Back then, Jessica was entering a period of funemployment that mainly consisted of shredding. There was a late review of the movie Austenland and Rosie was eating a lot of Nobbly Bobblys. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun…Episode 95: Shredders and Funemployment

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In episode 119, Rosie and Jessica celebrate their (belated) seventh podcast birthday! Luckily they do not become stuck in a time loop as they discuss Netflix’s new show, Russian Doll and get caught up on various parties, plays and potential trips to IKEA. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica … Continue reading Episode 119: Sweet Birthday Babies

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Rosie and Jessica are on an asynchronous schedules so, to save you from a podcast-less existence, we’ll be diving back into the archives to hear some Yesterdays of Fun. Today we’ll be looking back to 2013 and Episode 21: Trumpets and Pop Tarts, in which Jessica moves house and Rosie is hoovering a crevasse. You … Continue reading Yesterday of Fun… Episode 21: Trumpets and Pop Tarts

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In episode 118, Rosie and Jessica have been inundated with cinematic spiders. They’ve been catching up on lots of television (Killing Eve), movies (see above) and stand-up (see above that) over the Christmas break. Rosie’s got a shop, Jessica’s got a new job and everyone likes dumplings. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:  … Continue reading Episode 118: Dumplings and Possums

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It’s here again the annual Christmas Eve reading of Clement C. Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas by Rosie and Jessica’s dad. This is its sixth outing and we hope it is as much a part of your Christmas as it as of ours. You can support Operation Get Festive this year by donating to … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2018

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In episode 117, Rosie and Jessica make a triumphant return to the studio to catch up on the events of the past few months. There have been holidays, business purchases, the ruin of a once great nation and our favourite formerly dead horny raccoon. Plus our annual fundraiser for Crisis at Christmas which you can … Continue reading Episode 117: Holidays and Handcarts

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In Episode 116 and a half…well, Rosie and Jessica haven’t been able to come to the mic much. In lieu of our normally schedule programming, here is a peek behind the curtain at our Patreon with the bonus episode that some of our supporters received for Autumn 2016. We play at being hot shot tv … Continue reading Episode 116.5: Cut, Print, Emmy!

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In episode 116, Rosie and Jessica have had all sorts of upheaval – well, one of them has. Jessica’s been on a day trip, while Rosie has moved house and re-entered the workforce. If you need something cosy and comforting to watch while the world burns around you, it’s a giant Top 5 of recommendations … Continue reading Episode 116: Gluts and Hot Butter

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In episode 115, Rosie and Jessica are looking forward to the autumn months and celebrating the return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte (one of them more than the other.) This time of year also sees the return of Bake Off Chat and we finally join every other podcast on the planet by discussing immediately beloved … Continue reading Episode 115: Scrapbooks and Ravioli

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In episode 114, Rosie and Jessica get caught up on tea parties, weddings and how early is too early for a free screening (even with free pastries.) Then, just in time, is a Late Review of Emo: The Musical. There’s been lots of action in kitchens, at allotments and on sewing machines in a literal … Continue reading Episode 114: Moths and Jam

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In episode 113, Rosie and Jessica have both melted into small puddles in the heat. Somehow they have still managed to go to the theatre, the allotment, various yarn shops and dress up as Pawnee Goddesses at YALC. Will they have returned to solid form by the next episode? Stay tuned! You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 113: Slushies and Marrows

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In episode 112, Rosie and Jessica have been to Norfolk, the theatre and the cinema. Well. Rosie has. Jessica has been on the Central Line. It’s been a sweltering fortnight but Rosie and Jessica are here to cheer you with tales of fox cubs and investigative journalism into young people and board games. Want badges? … Continue reading Episode 112: Punnets and Jenga

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In episode 111, Rosie and Jessica have been building bug hotels, attending weddings and discussing period poverty. Not all at the same time. Then it’s time for an in-depth look back over this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race now that we have a final four and how the true winner of the season went out … Continue reading Episode 111: Spectacles and Hairpins

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In episode 110, Rosie and Jessica have been “enjoying” the Bank Holiday weather, by which we mean getting lied to by it. Rosie’s been at a boat show, Jessica’s not planted out her tomatoes. It’s time for a seasonal Top 5 with the best foods for your barbecue (that aren’t sausages.) This episode is not … Continue reading Episode 110: Jack Fruit and Graham Cracker

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In episode 109, Rosie and Jessica discuss the events of this weekend’s Eurovision Song Contest and the various qualities of different milk alternatives. Allotments are growing and the wisteria is looking lovely. Please remember to always wear sunblock! You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked Nancy Boy by Placebo, … Continue reading Episode 109: Wisteria and Bops

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In episode 108, Rosie and Jessica have seen each other twice this fortnight, for a sleepover and a stage show. Jessica’s been busy at her allotment while Rosie’s been at Wonderwool Wales and is not too tired to talk about it. Plus the haunting image of a man making mouth flapjacks! You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 108: Bunnies and Gherkins

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In episode 107, Rosie and Jessica are in the mood for some spring cleaning! After catching up on a puppet dog’s star turn in an opera, it’s time for some Top 5 cleaning products, complete with new feature, White Vinegar Hour. There’s mattress flipping, limescale removal and the ever present danger of rhubarb theft. You … Continue reading Episode 107: Vinegar and Rhubarb

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In episode 106, Rosie and Jessica catch up on some cultural items, a wide range of weather and the Herculean burden of cleaning out flowers. Then there’s a very spoiler-y Late Review of 2015’s revenge-comedy-drama-western The Dressmaker and a whole bunch of articles and videos to check out in What Have We Seen This Week. … Continue reading Episode 106: Opera and Daffodils

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In episode 105, Rosie and Jessica have been to a little show called HAMILTON. Talking about that takes up most of the episode, to be honest. Then there’s a Late Review of the lovely 2014 movie Pride, some snacks, some songs and some things on the internet. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 105: Prince and Peggy

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In episode 104, Rosie and Jessica start with a tale of porridge, Star Wars and online trolls and why it’s been a bit of a week. Then they round up some travel and festivities in a Top 5. Jessica’s been pottering about at her allotment and Rosie’s been tracking down Moomins. Plus all your usual … Continue reading Episode 104: Tea Towels and Jigsaws

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In episode 103, Rosie and Jessica host their annual Quiz of the Year for each other – and you too! Featuring Chrises, puffins and the Superbowl Half Time Show, we round up all the top stories of 2017. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: OUR FACES ON YOUR SHIRTS Support Your Local Podcast! … Continue reading Episode 103: Puffins and Brows

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It’s here again the annual Christmas Eve reading of Clement C. Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas by Rosie and Jessica’s dad. This is its fifth outing and we hope it is as much a part of your Christmas as it as of ours. You can support Operation Get Festive this year by donating to … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2017

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In this special Operation Get Festive Episode, Rosie and Jessica are once again fundraising for the very important Crisis at Christmas campaign. You can find out more about Crisis at their website and donate Rosie and Jessica’s Just Giving page. You can find more festive tip and tricks on our Twitter. You can listen to … Continue reading Operation Get Festive 2017

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In episode 102, Rosie and Jessica catch up on their autumn, complete with a Late Review of Wellington-vampire-mockumentary, What We Do In The Shadows. There have been parties, cultural outings, but also the grim spectre of moths and grief pizzas. What are we? We’re werewolves, not swearwolves. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 102: Buffers and Wolves

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In episode 101, Rosie and Jessica give you the low down on their Grand Tour of Italy and Greece. There are missed alarms, streets of door knobs and the greatest pizza known to humankind. Also it was very hot. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: We watched a lot of YouTube channels on … Continue reading Episode 101: Italy and Greece

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In episode 100, Rosie and Jessica take to the stage for their first ever live show! Recorded live in London on August 6th 2017, Rosie and Jessica catch you up on the Young Adult Literature Conference and sleepovers before revisiting their first ever Top 5 with their favourite films of the last five years. Plus … Continue reading Episode 100: Our First Live Show!

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In episode 99, Rosie and Jessica catch Rosie in a state of mild discombobulation to discuss weather, jeans, junk mail and the joys of looking like Flash Harry. There’s a Late Review of the Coen Brothers’ Hail, Caesar! and a lot of comedy dinosaurs. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs … Continue reading Episode 99: Bangers and Belters

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In episode 98, Rosie and Jessica are frustrated by a lack of wombats. There have been a couple of outings, a couple of sweet treats and some mackerel. They review the new Netflix series GLOW and discuss what they’ve been reading recently. Enjoy their own particular brand of louche whimsy! You can listen to it … Continue reading Episode 98: Wombats and Whimsy

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In episode 97, Rosie and Jessica overcome the sheer hilarity of introducing the podcast to update you on their visit to Comic Con, lowering the average age of gigs and going to Northampton for a haircut. They somehow, 97 episodes in, only just get round to doing their Top 5 Days of Fun with a … Continue reading Episode 97: Soup and Privet

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In episode 96, Rosie and Jessica happily combine the topics of decluttering and going shopping to get more stuff. They discuss vegan buffets, enter into the spirit of the London Marathon through the medium of breakfast foods and discuss the merits of Shandy as a sports drink. Then Rosie makes some sweeping generalisations about American … Continue reading Episode 96: Sprints and Floors

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In episode 95, Rosie and Jessica are just about prepared to talk about Jessica’s new found period of funemployment. Rosie’s had two breakfasts and access to some Tangfastics and Jessica has shredded just about anything that can be shredded. Austenland gets a late-review and we check in with the Chichester Nobbly Bobblys. You can listen … Continue reading Episode 95: Shredders and Funemployment

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In episode 94, Rosie and Jessica report back from one of their Literal Days of Fun, a trip to the seaside at Margate. There is an unusual use of yoghurt in a lift. Plus, Snack of the Day brings up some quality (not quality) television chat. The Late Review returns with a discussion of the … Continue reading Episode 94: Yoghurt and Granola

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In episode 93, Rosie and Jessica catch up on Galentine’s, Valentine’s and 90th birthday parties. There’s a rogue carb-based Top 5 and the arrival of a new feature, the Late Review, where Rosie and Jessica discuss the 2014 movie version of Into The Woods. Then it all gets a bit weird and there’s lots of … Continue reading Episode 93: Sugar and Hooves

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In episode 92, Rosie and Jessica report back from fixing the world’s problems (you’re welcome.) Some dodgy lightbulb-based cooking tips are swiftly rescued by a Top 5 Cookery Shows which, as with all food-based Top 5s, is VERY intense. We hope your week is not too troughy. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 92: Peaks and Troughiness

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In episode 91, Rosie and Jessica return with their annual quiz of the year! Expect at least two questions about Candice from Bake Off, a whole round on Rosie and improper use of cold cucumber. Quiz! Quiz! Quiz! You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked Freeze Your Brain from … Continue reading Episode 91: Lola and Canadians

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Here to rescue your 2016, it’s the annual Christmas Eve reading of Clement C. Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas by Rosie and Jessica’s dad. We’ll be making time for it around our annual screening of The Muppet Christmas Carol and the dinnerladies Christmas specials. You can support Operation Get Festive this year by donating … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2016

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In this special Operation Get Festive Episode, Rosie and Jessica are fundraising for the very important Crisis at Christmas campaign. You can find out more about Crisis at their website and donate to receive a special bonus episode at Rosie and Jessica’s Just Giving page. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

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In episode 90, Rosie and Jessica pass the tissue box as they share their Top 5 Tearjerkers, but not before Jessica stuns and wows us with tales of packed lunches and mouse deaths. There are very different fancy dress costumes and the prospect of Australian-Canadian seasonal swapping. This episode is sponsored by Rodent Conspiracy’s new … Continue reading Episode 90: Wotcher and Howdy

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In episode 89, Rosie and Jessica report from the new Pottersville World Order, where there is much sighing but also sequin leotards. They turn, as we all must in times of crisis, to the Jim Henson Workshop for a Top 5 Muppets and share some ideas for things to soothe you. Also Jessica describes cornflakes … Continue reading Episode 89: Pigs and Chickens

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In episode 88, Rosie and Jessica report back from their outing to the MCM Expo, where Jessica had that most Basic Zombie of experiences with her first Pumpkin Spice Latte. They not only met Holtzmann and the Schuyler sisters, but had tea with a beloved listener! Also Jessica got a pet, who Rosie is keen … Continue reading Episode 88: Bubbles and Pumpkins

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In episode 87, Rosie and Jessica are just back from Disneyland Paris with lots to share, from double decker trains to riding the Disneyland rails and more not related to trains. Mice steal sunglasses, rats cook dinner and Flynn Rider moonlights as a farmer. Plus Rosie met her best friend and got a bit overwhelmed. … Continue reading Episode 87: Mice and Ratatouille – A Disneyland Special

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In episode 86, Rosie and Jessica reminisce over their time in New York as autumn arrives on the scene. There is much Bake Off sadness, which they manage to pack away as they discuss Biscuits, Bread and Batter in an alliterative Bake Off chat. Plus a washing machine! What larks. You can listen to it … Continue reading Episode 86: Medals and Time

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In episode 85, Rosie and Jessica find time to record despite Rosie’s busy forty-five minutes of work remaining. Jessica’s been having nice teas all over the place and they catch up on all the highlights of the Olympics. Bake Off Chat makes its triumphant seasonal return and new takes on old songs are enjoyed in … Continue reading Episode 85: Covers and Crudites

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In episode 84, Rosie and Jessica have been out for another Literal Weekend of Fun, learning that there is truly no crying in baseball. Rosie has indoctrinated Jessica into the ways of vinyl figurines and both them have been doing some home improvements. With the festival season upon us, it’s time for a Top 5 … Continue reading Episode 84: Mules and Nags

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In episode 83, Rosie and Jessica have brought packed lunches and activities for some literal days of fun. Rosie’s been to some all-day comedy and Jessica’s tidied her kitchen. All good fun. They see the good in people with their Top 5 Friendly Monsters and discuss their dream Bake Off All Stars line-ups. You can … Continue reading Episode 83: Babies and Monsters

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In episode 82, Rosie and Jessica rail against the state of the world (soz, world) and marvel at Australian voting traditions. They delve into the realms of fantasy for a Top 5 Magical Characters and challenge themselves to name various sets of people, at which they attain, at best, a B-. You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 82: Turtles and Dwarves

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In episode 81, Rosie and Jessica get caught up on this series of the Great British Sewing Bee and also Jessica’s kitchen renovations. They delve into songs with spoken segments in Top 5s and Jessica has seen some horribly misused vegetables on the tube. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs … Continue reading Episode 81: Sonnets and Sewing

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In episode 80, Rosie and Jessica are concerned by bedbugs, discuss the beauty of the bedside kettle and Jessica shares why Pretty Little Liars is probably not worth your time. Following this, they share some television that should have been put out of its misery and get really happy about Hot Dog Princesses. #sixseasonsandamovie You … Continue reading Episode 80: Kettles and Liars

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In episode 79, Rosie and Jessica are joined by their beloved transatlantic sister-friends, Dames Sophie and Margaret of Two Bossy Dames for a special, bumper episode. They share the Top 5 things about Britain and America, which, unsurprisingly, is mainly food-based. There is delight, giggling, friendship, marvelling at crisps and Pop Tarts, misadventures at the … Continue reading Episode 79: Two Bossy Dames of Fun

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In episode 78, Rosie and Jessica discuss the return of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to Netflix and solve mysteries, one hug at a time. They also discuss the work of Victoria Wood and their love for the sitcom dinnerladies, which leads to lengthy school dinner reminiscence. Plus the return of Fat Squirrel and his Pigeon Friend, … Continue reading Episode 78: Smileys and Smash

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In episode 77, Rosie and Jessica devote the bulk of the episode to all things Hamilton. Mainly because one half of the team finally listened to it. The songs of Hamilton get put through a Top 5 and generally Rosie and Jessica are the trash of the thing. Plus snacks, links and obscene mittens – … Continue reading Episode 77: Bursars and Stereo – A Hamilton Special

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In episode 76, Rosie and Jessica continue their celebration of the Best and Most Important Meal of the day with their Top 5 breakfasts, beautifully segued into. There’s been celebratory baking, exasperating television and dancing dinosaurs. They’re waffley versatile! You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked Taylor the Latte … Continue reading Episode 76: Bebop and Waffles

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In episode 75, Rosie and Jessica heap extravagant praise on their Patrons and celebrate four years of podcasting with a trip to see Guys and Dolls. Plus, Rosie’s been to Wales and Jessica’s been working and watching Pretty Little Liars. A rundown of their Top 5 Animated Films leads to some pretty strong 90s flashbacks, … Continue reading Episode 75: VHS and Ladybirds

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In this special bonus episode, Rosie and Jessica celebrate four years of podcasting and announce their Patreon campaign! After four years of podcasting, we’re launching this so you can support the show with a monthly subscription. We’ve got goals to hit, including live events and shiny shiny badges, but more importantly we’ve got some lovely … Continue reading Bonus Episode: Birthdays and Patreons!

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In episode 74, Rosie and Jessica catch up on Galentine’s celebrations, light opera and holding hands with Iron Man. They take advice from their Top 5 Mentors, whilst wishing they were out in the snow watching #Ham4Ham. Can you do help with disposing of a dead body? Yippee Kayak Other Buckets! You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 74: Backpacks and Dragons

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In episode 73, Rosie and Jessica discuss Jessica’s Big Birthday – or Jessica discusses it and Rosie keeps talking about hair dye and fry-ups. As it’s now unbearably cold, they discuss their favourite winter culture, plus the importance of fruit rotation, why cakes need sugar and the repetitive nature of magazines. If you wish to … Continue reading Episode 73: Mullets and Mimes

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In episode 72, Rosie and Jessica start their year off with a return to school and a light show (now closed.) There’s a risk of hysterical appendicitis as they bring you their Top 5 Fictional Schools and Colleges plus the most expansive What Have We Seen This Week yet. Yay Hamlet! You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 72: Hamlet and Gymslips

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In episode 71, Rosie and Jessica take their annual look back at the year just passed with their World Famous Quiz of the Year and Review of the Year episode. Plus we hear how they celebrated the festive season and there is much accidental sharing of questions and song choices. Happy New Year listeners. Sorry. … Continue reading Episode 71: Wafers and Cozies

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You’ve been waiting for it and here it is, the culmination of Operation Get Festive, our annual Christmas Eve tradition: Rosie and Jessica’s dad reads Clement C. Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas. We’ll be having our own live reading at home very soon, as we do every year, so get together your smoked salmon … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2015

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In episode 70, Rosie and Jessica bring you their Christmas special. They share how they are getting ready for Christmas, what Christmas activities they’ve been doing and what their favourite Christmas television episodes are. It’s Christmas. Do you hear me? CHRISTMAS. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked O … Continue reading Episode 70: Vultures and Disco Trees – A Christmas Special

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In episode 69, Rosie and Jessica have been getting ready for Christmas and occasionally appearing onstage at the BFI. Jessica got to indulge in her favourite of all activities and Rosie has a shocking confession. Plus breakfast cereals, songs and draught excluders! You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked … Continue reading Episode 69: Popcorn and Skips

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In episode 68, Rosie and Jessica share their enthusiasm for the new television programme Supergirl. Also pizza. You are given the opportunity to buy into a podcast racehorse syndicate and conceivably the worst idea for a Christmas present in the world. Plus Top 5 Fictional Bosses, songs, snacks and Needle and Fed. Hot damn! You … Continue reading Episode 68: Angels and Rat Kings

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In this special episode, Rosie and Jessica introduce their annual Operation Get Festive, a month long series of tips and tweets to get you in the festive mood. Today they kick off the series on December 1st with, what else, the advent calendar and the Blue Peter advent crown. Follow along and add your own … Continue reading Operation Get Festive 2015

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In episode 67, Rosie and Jessica have been leading exciting lives, cleaning hoover filters and microwaves. There have also been Halloween buffets, birthday parties and Bring Your Bear to Work. Top 5 celebrates the coming of #Gloomvember with the best films to watch on rainy days. Plus miniature versions of BBC presenters. You can listen … Continue reading Episode 67: Sloths and Bears

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In episode 66, Rosie and Jessica accidentally fit into the seasonal Halloween theme by talking about dressing up and cosplay. There’s discussion of appropriate weaponry, fat woodland creatures and how much is acceptable to pay for breakfast food. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s songs Jessica picked Happy Song by Kate … Continue reading Episode 66: Squirrels and Scythes

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In episode 65, Rosie and Jessica have returned from their USA of Fun trip. They take you on a whirlwind tour of the East Coast, from SMAC and Cheese to Crack Pie, from cat cafes to dog monuments, from Psych Season Eight to Miss Fisher Season Three. All of your favourite features are shoehorned into … Continue reading Episode 65: Skorts and Lettuces – A USA of Fun Special

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In episode 64, Rosie and Jessica are a bit distracted by their upcoming trip, so it’s a slightly shorter episode than usual. They still find room for Bake Off Chat, a bit of Strictly, some songs, new features Pants Chat and Current Affairs, plus the ongoing Sleepy Watch Debate rears its ugly head again. You … Continue reading Episode 64: Speculoos and Plumpkins

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In episode 63, Rosie and Jessica just about remember to record the episode. There have been birthday parties, bouncy castles and accidental journalism. On that theme, they bring you their Top 5 Fictional Journalists, served on a platter with Bake Off Chat and a report from the Edinburgh Fringe. You can listen to it on iTunes or … Continue reading Episode 63: Bouncy Castles and Bin Shoes

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In episode 62, Rosie and Jessica have been out and about, meeting their listeners in wool shops. It was Rosie’s turn to go on an adventure she can’t talk about and they both get stuck into their Top 5 Summer Camping and Scouting-related films. The annual Bake Off Chat feature returns and Rosie manages to … Continue reading Episode 62: Cookies and Camp

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In episode 61, Rosie and Jessica are looking in fine fettle with the new podcast artwork. Rosie has had the best day of her life and Jessica has come up with some sinister theories for wildlife photography. In celebration of Rosie wearing Jessica down on Once Upon A Time, they list their Top 5 Fairytale … Continue reading Episode 61: Glitter and Wildlife

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In episode 60, Jessica can’t talk about what she’s got up to. Luckily, Rosie is present to waffle on endlessly about a trip to York and some knitwear. No Top 5 this week, but the exciting new feature Look Into Yoghurt gets pitched alongside an infinitely long discussion of portion sizes. Get your Breakfast Butler … Continue reading Episode 60: Breakfast and Brains

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In episode 59, Rosie and Jessica announce a podcast road-trip, struggle with an “audio only” recording, and may or may not be wearing muumuus. There’s a report from afternoon tea, some a debatable flavour of crumble and their Top 5 Boardgames, which reveals quite a lot about their characters and why you should never fall … Continue reading Episode 59: Caviar and Muumuus

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In episode 58, Rosie and Jessica report back on meals out, have been watching short French musicals and delve into their favourite genre of television, the light-hearted Australian murder show. They rattle through their Top 5 80s Movies and the whole episode descends into an unplanned sing-song. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 58: Moths and Armadillos

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In episode 57, Jessica has seen the the sequel to Pitch Perfect (and the prequel to Pitch Perfect 2), Rosie has hosted a Eurovision party and they’ve both eaten banoffee pie. There’s a rundown of their Top 5 animals, with one stand-out contender, and possible freezer-related demise. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: … Continue reading Episode 57: Badgers and Plates

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In episode 56, Rosie accidentally derails the beginning of the podcast by talking about The Wizard of Oz at length and derails the end by going mad. Luckily, Jessica is there to steer them both through their Top 5 puddings, an enormous What Have We Seen This Week and the many cakes they have baked. … Continue reading Episode 56: Toffee and Maths

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In episode 55, Rosie and Jessica bring you some Marvel-lous reviews of both Netflix’s Daredevil and Avengers: Age of Ultron. They’ve also taken in some tearooms within the M25 and appreciate the smell of bacon in the early hours of the morning (yes, even The Vegan.) All that, plus songs, Needle and Fed and outrageous … Continue reading Episode 55: Bacon and Beasts

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In episode 54, Rosie and Jessica have fulfilled a request by going on a literal Day of Fun. Rosie has cooked enormous lunches, Jessica’s been to a shindig and many knitted toys are on the horizon. Plus discussion of Over the Garden Wall and large amounts of cod. Wheel of cheese. You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 54: Teapots and War

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In episode 53, Rosie and Jessica just about manage to cope with the clocks going forward. There’s an important debate as to the wearing of sleeping watches, the drinking of chard and a rundown of their Top 5 Quizzes (a wildly flexible category.) PINOT NOIRRR You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: This week’s … Continue reading Episode 53: Clocks and Pickles

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In episode 52, Rosie and Jessica review Netflix’s new sitcom, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (and have nearly got the theme tune out of their heads.) Following the sad news of Sir Terry Pratchett’s passing, they celebrate his work with their Top 5 Pratchett characters and it’s cakes galore in Needle and Fed. You can listen to … Continue reading Episode 52: Anarchy and Potatoes

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In episode 51, Rosie and Jessica are celebrating three years of sororal broadcasting with a fortnight of having done almost nothing, except pick up some new, quite bad television. Then they bring you their Top 5 Sisters, including quite a lot of nuns in a particular order (Holy Orders.) Then Jessica reels off pi for … Continue reading Episode 51: Nuns and Pi

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In episode 50, Rosie and Jessica have both had platonic Valentine’s weekends, inspiring a rundown of their Top 5 rom-coms. There are some truly terrible Hollywood impressions, a fight and a pudding, and the new novel Maribou in the Mixing Bowl. Thanks for tuning in for fifty episodes and here’s to the next fifty! You … Continue reading Episode 50: Rumbles and Crumble

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In episode 49, Rosie and Jessica regale us with tales of their literal day of fun together, while Jessica has not only watched the Super Bowl, but aged another year as well. The Top 5s take a soup-y turn and Rosie can finally reveal her mystery knitting from the last episode. This episode was produced … Continue reading Episode 49: Flailing and Owls

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In episode 48, Rosie and Jessica claim to have done nothing, but discuss moving house, going on holiday and marathoning television. And that’s just Rosie. Top 5 returns with their Top 5 Teen Movies, plus Needle and Fed, songs and a Snack of the Day which may just be some cake. This episode appears to … Continue reading Episode 48: Fetch and Librarians

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In episode 47, Rosie and Jessica once again take to the internet to record their annual start-of-year review-of-year episode. It’s mainly a quiz, which, as you may know, Jessica loves. Plus a round-up of the year as a whole, some Needle and Fed (largely mitten-based) and What Have We Seen This Week (oi!) This episode … Continue reading Episode 47: Pandas and Panini

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Here we are, our annual Christmas Eve tradition: Rosie and Jessica welcome special guest, their dad, to the podcast to bring you the Christmas tradition of a reading of Clement C. Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas‘. You’ll need a Yule log, the Muppet Christmas Carol and some smoked salmon sandwiches to complete the scene. … Continue reading Operation Get Festive: Christmas Eve 2014

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In episode 46, Rosie and Jessica record via the medium of The Internet, so the sound quality is a little “rough and ready”. There’s been a veritable glut of exhibition-going, a fairly acerbic theatre review and rapturous reaction to a birthday tea. Plus a post-credit sequence that made our dad think Rosie was crying. You … Continue reading Episode 46: Clavicles and Notions

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In episode 45, Rosie and Jessica are joined in the studio by a spooky ghost, Rosie takes on the mantle of a duvet-based superhero and Jessica has been taking bands of Brownies round local supermarkets. There’s very out of date Bake Off chat, a trailer for Strictly chat and more talk of pumpkin spice lattes … Continue reading Episode 45: Ghosts and Coffee

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In episode 44, Rosie and Jessica have both been on outings, Jessica to a water park where she avoided all water and Rosie to an all-night movie marathon. Then things get a bit weird with lengthy talks on autumn, Rasputin and hyperinflation in fictional economies. Plus Needle and Fed, Bake Off Chat and an extended … Continue reading Episode 44: Pockets and Pies

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In episode 43, Rosie and Jessica take over the foyer of the National Theatre to chat about what they’ve been up to, spend quite a lot of time and energy on the subject of biscuits and, if you’re Rosie, eat a courgette cake. There are exhibitions, television marathons and their much anticipated commentary on The … Continue reading Episode 43: Biscuits and Eggs

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In episode 42, Rosie and Jessica have just returned from Fairport’s Cropredy Convention, where they placed equal importance on the music and the snack foods available. Rosie has made a triumphant return to the BFI, Jessica has made most of a triumphant pair of welly socks. This episode contains the silliest post-credit sting yet. You … Continue reading Episode 42: Wedges and Pickles

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In episode 41, Rosie and Jessica take you through the many books they have been reading, celebrate a Veganniversary and celebrate some creative fiascos. In honour of How I Met Your Mother finally meeting its mother (and its maker), they discuss their favourite television finales, with the Bookend, the Wrap-Up and the Why Is This … Continue reading Episode 41: Ice Cream and Endings

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In episode 40, Rosie and Jessica bring you an audio postcard, a brief scribble of what they got up to on their holiday to the seaside town of Margate. There’s sunbathing, Adventure Golf (come on grab your friends) and work experience boys, plus some restaurant reviews and “100% summer belters”. Please, wear sunscreen. You can … Continue reading Episode 40: Seaside and Sawdust

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In episode 39, Rosie and Jessica have been binging hard on web series, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, while Rosie is working on some issues regarding book buying. Jessica has been eating large quantities of spaghetti and going to the theatre. In honour of the “great” British summertime, they bring you their Top 5 picnic foods … Continue reading Episode 39: Spaghetti and Running Times

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In episode 38, Rosie and Jessica have been to a wedding. This was in no way cancelled, but in light of US networks announcing what they have – or haven’t – renewed for next season, Jessica brings us her Top 5 Cancelled Too Soons. Rosie obviously has a superior taste in television, as most of … Continue reading Episode 38: Weddings and Cancellations

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In episode 37, Rosie and Jessica catch us up on some theatre visits, give a tour of their Top 5 Couples, and have both embarked on some new knitting projects. There’s also talk of gelato – not vegan – and Rosie’s bad decisions. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

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In episode 36, Rosie and Jessica do a suitably sororial review of the hit Disney animation ‘Frozen’. There are fictional bands, the potential for a noisy dishwasher and fondant modelling, which doesn’t really carry over audio. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

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In episode 35, Rosie and Jessica take us through the tackier side of the Netflix archive and, while Rosie is stuck inside, they tour some of the best fictional places to hang out, and maybe plan an uprising. The time signature for this episode is 30:24. You can listen to it on iTunes or online … Continue reading Episode 35: Drag and Onion Flowers

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In episode 34, Rosie and Jessica get caught up on the start of the year: Rosie has developed a crippling RuPaul’s Drag Race addiction (you better WERK #NoTNoShade) and there’s talk of the Top 5 Supporting Characters, including Fan Favourite, David Kidney. You go, Glen Coco. You can listen to it on iTunes or online … Continue reading Episode 34: Streaming and Kidneys

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In episode 33, Rosie and Jessica welcome you to the magical world of Brussels, home of the EU, waffle incidents and foreign televisions showing BBC One. Also a statue of a weeing child. Back from their gallivanting, it’s time for Rosie and Jessica’s Year of Fun, featuring not only a round up of the year … Continue reading Episode 33: Brussels and Howard

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In episode 32, Rosie and Jessica head out for an adventure in Hobbycraft, via Pets at Home. Fireworks have been avoided, Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion has been watched, and Rosie and Jessica bring you their Top 5 things about the winter drawing in. This episode contains some quite disgusting doughnut related noises. You … Continue reading Episode 32: Fireworks and Hobbies

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In episode 31, Rosie and Jessica are baking a cake, so hopefully you enjoy the sound of cracking walnuts throughout your podcasts. It was Rosie’s birthday (52 today) and a report from the Knitting and the Stitching Show. For reasons no one’s sure off, the second half of this episode sounds like it was recorded … Continue reading Episode 31: Elton and Granville

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In episode 30, Rosie and Jessica catch you all up on six weeks’ of madness. Rosie went on holiday (again), Jessica’s been on a jolly. Wind up your gramophone for Top 5 albums and hear how Rosie made a hat that looks like a jellyfish. Love you bye! You can listen to it on iTunes … Continue reading Episode 30: Franz and Mote

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In episode 29, Rosie and Jessica play roving reporters as they alienate their fellow patrons of various eateries in Central London. Rosie tests a quiz on Jessica and struggles with a pop-up tent and a woman with no teeth. You can listen to it on iTunes or online here: Rosie and Jessica visited The Breakfast … Continue reading Episode 29: Quiz and Teeth

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In episode 28, Rosie and Jessica experience a cold open at a farmers’ market in the sweltering heat. There’s chat about exercise from the pair, the discovery of Sequin Burn (Rosie’s new band) and Top 5 Duos (including some very bad Cher impressions.) Rosie has a touch of The Tetch throughout. She’s sorry. You can … Continue reading Episode 28: Chewie and Lansbury

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In episode 27, Rosie and Jessica attempt to escape the oppressive heat in Jessica’s flat, have been watching television in a very modern way and give us their Top 5 Radio Programmes. If anyone would like to sponsor the show… You can listen to it on iTunes or online here:

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In episode 26, Rosie spends a very long time talking about her holiday, Jessica’s been to the Kaffe Fassett exhibition and has been skulking around Netflix. The Day of Fun Film Review returns with frothy rom-com ‘Populaire’. Plus – and brace yourselves – knitting has returned to our lives! You can listen to it on … Continue reading Episode 26: Hollibobs and Sidesteps

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In episode 25, Rosie and Jessica bring you into their magical world of baking as they bake-along-a-Kitchen Sink Bars. There’s animated shenanigans in amongst their Top 5 Children’s Television Programmes, plus all your regular features. We apologise for the gratuitous reference to Fanny Cradock. It was wrong and we’re sorry. You can listen to it … Continue reading Episode 25: Cradock and Barrington

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In episode 24, Rosie and Jessica move into the portable studio as they drive from South to North London, recapping on what they’ve been up to, while Rosie is surprised by various famous landmarks. There’s an in-depth look at their Top 5 “Non-fiction” television programmes and still no knitting in Needle and Fed. You can … Continue reading Episode 24: Driving and Hoarders

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In episode 23, we’re on a bit of a time warp as we travel back to when Jessica visited Rosie after a week home alone. Rosie had just been involved in several large scale power cuts, but also made some lovely stew. We run through the Top 5 things to do when you’re in charge … Continue reading Episode 23: Lifts and Benedict

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In episode 22, Rosie and Jessica celebrate the (belated) first birthday of the podcast. There are some theatre reviews, some BFI business, Top 5 Things About Birthdays and, would you credit it, actual content in Needle and Fed. This episode no longer contains Rosie explaining why she is scared of trampolines for two minutes. You … Continue reading Episode 22: Stew and Puppets

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In episode 21, Rosie and Jessica venture to new territories from Jessica’s new dining table in her new flat. They get all caught up on her new abode, Rosie’s off to a party and we hear their Top 5 Household Appliances, in honour of Jessica’s new fridge. Rosie also shares both her talents for musical … Continue reading Episode 21: Trumpets and Pop Tarts

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In episode 20, Rosie gets us all caught up on her exciting trip to hospital and her recommendations for which painkillers are the most fun. Jessica has been to the theatre to see a musical based on a hit compilation album, there are the Top 5 things to do when you’re poorly and a heartwarming … Continue reading Episode 20: Morphine and Jigsaws

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In episode 19, Rosie and Jessica launch into the new year with a look back at the old, bringing you their Year of Fun review. Plus there have been plenty of trips to the theatre and Christmas parties to report, as well as the Third Annual New Year’s Eve Lee Pace Film Festival. All will … Continue reading Episode 19: Pace and Truck

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In episode 18, Rosie has been to some fancy dinner parties, but lowers the tone by enthusing about the new Nintendo, Jessica has been to the theatre and had found a bar with blankets. Rosie and Jessica take you through their Top 5s crafts and of course bring you a Strictly update. Plus a catch-up … Continue reading Episode 18: Scones and Sequins

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In episode 17, Rosie and Jessica have been to some Christmas fairs, both planned and accidental, Jessica’s been to the cinema and Rosie’s been to the BFI. There’s discussion of upsides of feminism, Strictly chat, and Top 5 TV Theme Tunes, and in Needle and Fed, Rosie has finished her jumper, to much jubilation. You … Continue reading Episode 17: Glühwein and Saxophones

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In episode 16, Jessica gives us her take on the Hollywood Costume exhibition at the V&A and disgusts Rosie with talk of the titular pudding. We have Strictly Update, a last-minute, wildcard-entry Needle and Fed and, in keeping with Jessica’s trip, a rundown of the Top 5 Costumes. Plus top tips for what to do … Continue reading Episode 16: Bananas and Custard

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In episode 15, Rosie manages to stretch her birthday celebrations out for an absurdly long time, Jessica reports on an exhibition she went to ages ago and Rosie reports on some excellent food she’s had out and about, plus a Cholera Outbreak. There’s a Strictly Update, Top 5s, a Snack of the Week and some … Continue reading Episode 15: Coffee and Nomes