Children's Stories for Bedtime. 3/8yrs.: Recent Episodes
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Seventy plus children’s bedtime stories. No nasties or ogres or things that go bump in the night. Lasting from three to twelve minutes, tales written to send little dynamos to sleep.Transcripts are available on some webisodes and will be available eventually on all.All the stories in book form - pdf or ePub - are available from bernardking.co.uk. The podcast also enjoys UNCLE ROWLAND'S PLEASURE PLACE. A rolling series attempting to feed and increase children’s imaginations.If there are problems with any of the stories do let me know @ bernardking2@gmail.com.Just added a support link for the podcast.I created Children's Stories for Bedtime just over a year ago. And, thanks to you loyal listeners it is pleasing over 50000 + of you as well as myself for writing something actually useful. By supporting the podcast it will enable me to expand the show time wise, equipment wise, and will hopefully put even more children to sleep happier, world wise.Thank you all for listening! The Patreon Page is work in progress and all is still free on Buzzsprout - except the books!
Suzanne's mother and father and brother thought she was being silly - but was she?
F/X Freesound.com
Music John Bartmann.
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This story tell you just how hard the letters in the alphabet work! And how cold the letter A gets sometimes!
Written and produced - Bernard King
Additional material - Eve Harding, Legacy builder - ancestryantics.com
Music - John Bartmann
F/X - Freesound.com
Silly the rabbit was a silly name, but the lion king had run out of names, so where could he find another one?
Music - John Bartmann
Silly music - Blimp66
Written and produced - Bernard King
All the other animals laughed at Sammy because he carried his house on his back - but not for long!
Everything in the kitchen changes with the new cook!
Music - John Bartmann
F/X - freesound.com
Do you know what a guitar is? Do you know what a mandolin is?
Listen to Raphael and find out.
Intro outro music - John Bartmann.
Episode music, mixing and mastering - Raphael White. raphdbw@gmail.com
F/X - Freesound.com
Written and produced - Bernard King
Esmerelda was so happy her father bought her a flower box - until things started to go wrong!
What do you do when you are stuck in the snow? You can't do anything until Patch comes along!
Read all Patch the Bear books by David Gibby at gibbybooks.com
Music John Bartmann
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A nice lady, Chaya Topas, is going to tell you about the thing you do, and the things you should not!
Chaya's book are available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and at bookbub.com
Listen how baby dragon finds his family
"Both Baby Dragon Finds His Family and Baby Dragon's Big Sneeze are available on Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com, target.com and walmart.com. For more information about Sheryl Bass' books and for your parents to download and print up to 10 free coloring pages for you, please visit, http://www.be-kindpublishing.com."
F/X - Freesound.com
We are happy when we eat a Pizza - but is the Pizza happy?
Now Meredith Goodwin knows all about Pizzas and she will tell us.
If you want to hear more of Meredith's stories you can contact her here - https://openwindowstories.buzzsprout.com
Or here - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/open-window-stories-big-stories-for-little-people/id1702251062
Or here - https://www.instagram.com/openwindowstories/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Herbie has to get home through the dark wood all alone. What will happen!
Story by Ellen Nancy and Roxanne Reid. Illustrations by Anastasia Dragunova
Book available at hbpublishinghouse.co.uk
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Racheal and Robert love each other very much except for one thing.
It makes Racheal throw herself on the bed and Roger kick his football against the fence! Listen to what makes them argue!
Baran wants to give his sister the moon! WOW! Thats a big big present! Let's listen to what happens.
If I could Give You The Moon is written and told by Ffion Jones, The book is illustrated by Gareth Jones in colour and published by www.hbpublishinghouse.co.uk
The lord of the castle was so posh he would only speak to kings and queens and dukes and his wife.
Until something terrible happened!
Rikie is trying to tell you a story! But, Rikie is a dog and we don't understand dog talk!
The good news is - Lisa is here to help!
Rikie Was Here, an illustration of the story is available in paperback at Amazon.
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Coffee - Grandma
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Charlie is a very important man at the Olympic Games but, oh dear, He has a terrible problem!
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Music - johnbartmann.com
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Coffee - Grandma
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An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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What has happened to Gertrude? Mr Shah has got a knotty problem!
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Coffee - Grandma
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Your head is a very busy part of your body so you must not loose it!
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Roger says everything three times! How can his friends and neighbours stop him?
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Arthur and his elephants are upsetting all the other animals in the jungle. Big problem for Arthur!
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Now, this story is completely different!
You have probably never heard of Chaya Bluma Gadenyan, But you soon will because she is reading the story and, she has invented the story as well!
The story is in her book as well as activity pages and online games - Wow!
Now listen to a very different story, and see the book at https://chayablumagadenyan.com/
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Peter loved to run away from his parents and hide. Listen to what happens when Peter cannot find his parents!
Music - johnbartmann.com
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Coffee - Grandma
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Have you ever heard pebbles giggling? You will in this story!
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Four brothers but only one cake. Who will be the clever one to get it?
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Emma's new game upset the neighbours, a dog, and her father!
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For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
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Find out how Robby the dyslexic taxi gets to the airport, without being able to read the road signs!
And then find out how get his picture book from the places below.
Facebook: RobbyTheDyslexicTaxi
IG: RobbyTheDyslexicTaxi
Twitter: @EmpowerPublish1Website:
robbythetaxi.com (a site that is really worth a look)
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Harry always wanted what William had. But there was one thing he would never be able to get!
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Belinda smelt the lovely scent from a flower and wow! She began to wish she had not!
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Charlie was going to tell a story to his mummy and daddy - but he did not know how to start it!
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Listen to how you can have fun by just using your hands and your feet!
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Amanda's mummy has bought her some jelly babies. But the jelly babies are not very happy!
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Wendy was very good at receiving presents, but very bad at keeping them!
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Fairy Nuff is living next door to a goblin - and that is a BIG problem for Fairy Nuff.
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Jordan does not want to get any older than three years old - find out why!
'I Don't Want To turn Three' is written by Gramps Jeffry. a co founder of babyboomers.org, a website packed with books, forums, advice, videos, podcasts, and just about everything to do with kids for kids (and parents).
grampsjeffrey@gmail.com
Firebird Book Award WinnerMom's Choice Award Winner www.babyboomer.org
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Daniel thinks there is something under his bed. And his father is getting holes in his jeans!
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Jack was happy until one day at school something rather naughty happened to him!
Narration by - Angela Clark.
Written by - Mark M Bello.
'HAPPY JACK SAD JACK' an illustrated book of the story available at.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09YVRJML2
And you can contact Mark at. www.markmbello.com
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No one in the country was allowed to be more clever than the King. Listen to what happened when someone, who you know, was!
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Can you be as clever as Isabella? I am sure you can!
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When you don't know what you want , when you don't know where to go, when you don't know do and when you are fed up, that is being bored.
And Alister was bored. Until something wonderful happened!
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Jasmin has got a lot of problems - but can Blaze help. her?
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Oliver's father is frightened. What willhis strange little boy do next?
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Now, that's a funny sound, so ssh , we are listening.
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Danny and Kevin go camping. With disastrous results!
Story. Kale Sudhoff © 2023. Contact : smsudhoff@yahoo.com
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Listen to what happens when Ritchie changes his birthday present!
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Another Bella story from Kristina - this time Bella has problems getting dressed!
Story - Kristina Lucia © 2023
Contact Kristina - kristinalucia@cccokl.com
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What is Ozzy doing flying an aeroplane, and driving a train around his garden?
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When the family plants something, it grows. When Georgie plants something, nothing happens!
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It's time for the the fairies to have their spell casting test. Who will win, Fairy Boomboom or Fairy Nuff?
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Bella has got a new big bed and it's scary!
Story - Kristina Lucia © 2023
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Uncle Tom made a terrible noise when he sang. But how could Pippa's father stop him?
Singing - Puniho
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Anisa's father started laughing when he got to the top of his ladder, sodid anosa's mother and so did Anisa
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Sampa is fed up living in the town and wants to go back to the country. And he wants to take some one special with him!
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With no reindeers, how can Father Christmas deliver his presents to the children?
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Fairy Esmerelda solves a big problem for the Wizard and Mr Gnome!
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Sampa has to overcome a terrible loss, but finds the biggest worm in the whole world!
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Find out what happens when a baby dragon sneezes!
Story © Sheryl Bass 2022
Book and free colour pages. http://be-kindpublishing.com
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What would you do if your fathers face changed and your mother just laughed?
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Gorgeous has laid an egg! Wow! Sampa's life is about to change forever!
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How to wake your daddy up with banana!
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potatoes, turnips. carrots, cherries, and a girl friend. Sampa's life is changing!
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Sampa takes a bath, escapes from a cat, and guess what - Sampa snores!
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Sampa is lost. His mother and father cannot find him and Sampa is hungry and tired,,
What is going to happen?
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Terry's troubles change every day. And they are getting worse and worse. Even the fire brigade cannot help him!
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There are two things Sampa must learn very quickly - otherwise he is in big, big, trouble!
But can he?
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Snakes, caterpillars, bluebottles, sky, and plop plops - Sampa is meeting the world.
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Episode 1 of a new series of adventures of.......No i shan't tell you - you must listen!
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Everyone in violet's village had their own colour - until Mr Rainbow moved in,!
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Find out what happens when Archie's mother finds him eating a big, big sweet!
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If you don't eat green vegetables the same thing s that happened to Charlie could happen to you!
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The Kings love of cucumbers was causing big problems at the palace. And even the Queen could not help!
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The 'three children and their mother and father each wanted a chicken leg for dinner, but a chicken only has two legs. Big problem! But their father had the answer!
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There are good sounds and there are bad sounds and some sounds in the middle, but they are all in this story!
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Mr Black has taken the children's football.So Johny will give Mr Black a shock!
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A flying banana, a fire in the kitchen, and Rebecca lost in the forest. It must mean Robin has been at work again!
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The children's daddy has won a prize - but what can he do with a ....... Opps! Thats a secret. You will have to listen to find out what Daddy has won
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The latest Harry Potter book was the first prize of the race. Harry had to win it but couldn't run fast enough - or could he?
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Sir John was a famous orchestra conductor. So what did he do when everything started to go wrong?
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Mildred had only painted pictures of flowers in her studio. So, painting cows in field was not so easy!
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With so many children and only one bedroom, Mr Cuddlemequick had a big problem!
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Find our what happens When the naughty flowers come to the nice flower bed!
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Will the children be bamboozled or will Charlie get out them out of Uncle Rolands Pleasure Place before it gets dark?
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Harry has built a tree house and his sister is screaming - with laughter.
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Cowcatchers, pink houses for eating, Harold wants some choc chocs, and the farmer's wife is waving her knitting needles! More adventures for the children.
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It's Belinda's mother's birthday tomorrow and Belinda has not got her a present. Oh dear!
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The playground's closed because Eric made mistakes - will it ever open again?
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7yrs + Hear how life changed suddenly for Ping Pong!
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6 yrs + Why is Arthur smiling and everyone else is not?
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6yrs + Mrs Marshall's favourite colours nearly put her and her dog Spotty in hospital!
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Dancing with cows, a dog that doesn't eat gooseberries, and Mr Slim is so slim because he only eats spaghetti, the children have now left the talking orchard.
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Slippery Harry and Crazy Charlie are driving the village mayor bananas!
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The Grinsters are back , Charlie is in the Nooky Hole, and Deborah and Derrick are in the Talking Orchard.
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Deborah stuck on the moon - will Derrick have a peanut tree growing out of his ear? - will Charlie go to the nooky hole? Listen on for the amazing answers to their troubles!
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The cash machine liked Gwen and so it kept giving her money which was great - until her brother found out!
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7yrs+ And why a man was sniffing it!
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6yrs + A broken football and a doll that has lost her head - what will Father Christmas think?
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7yrs + Derrick is looking for his shoe in the moaning mansion. Charlie has lost Deborah and a pink elephant is sitting on Charlie's car!
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7 yrs + Why did the police and fire brigade arrive when William cleaned his teeth?
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6 yrs + Richard has moved into Dark street. Oh my goodness! Poor Richard!
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Derrick has still not found his shoe. Charlie has drunk too much ooch. Deborah is having a row with a violin, and the car is still eating purple grass.
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7yrs + Harry's nose is fed up - so are his ears. Why? Because Harry has bought a pair of spectacles!
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5yrs+ Arthurs hiding place was so good even the policeman could not find him!
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Derrick in the tickling field - and Deborah closing the door to stop the music running out!
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7yrs+ When 4 hairdressers cut Walter's hair at the same time there has to be problems!
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6yrs+ A flea, a hammer and a very clever dog!
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A chef who's hamburgers have escaped. A doctor who cures everyone with his vacuum cleaner. And, a lesson on how to blow a raspberry. All waiting for Derrick in the Forest Of Colours.
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5yrs+ Gregory had made a big mistake - he had let a human into Gnome Land!
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6 yrs + Tummy tickling and the smell of mushrooms - that's how it all started.
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If you don't do thing properly - this is what can happen!
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5 yrs + A cat was stuck up a tree. But so was everyone else!
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5yrs + Samantha was always loosing things - but this time it was very serious,
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Derrrick and The Forest Of Colours.
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6yrs +Johnny had a special gift - that turned out to be too special!
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7 yrs + Henry tells you why the baguette is so long and thin.
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Derrick and Debprah are going to the Forest of Colours - or are trying to!
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5yrs +Bob loved his boat and Hilda loved her house.But what happed when Bob lost his boat?
7 yrs+ Edward's lump puzzled the doctor until something happened that astonished him!
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Deborah loves chocolate and tennis. But not with two hundred dolls watching her!
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6yrs + All the animals though Jemima was silly until suddenly something was eating their blackberries.
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4yrs+ The big blue sky is very big and little clouds can get lost.
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Derrick and the custard man.
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6yrs + What happens if you love all the four princes that want to marry you? You do what Princess Miranda did!
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4yrs + Living amongst miserable crusty people did not please Mr Jolly - listen to how he changed all of them!
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A serial story of 20 - 30 minute episodes publish fortnightly, Uncle Rolands Pleasure Place tell the story. of two listeners of the story and their adventures in the Pleasure Park.
For children from 7yrs up to 70 the Park offers amusements and characters found nowhere else on earth. Tune in and let your children and their imaginations loose.
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Le petit arbre ete triste. Jusqua l'arriver du vent
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7yrs+ Was Trinky lazy? The other trees would soon find out!
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7yrs + Cheats never prosper as Charlie soon found out!
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6yrs+ Have you ever heard of a crocodile that creaked? Listen to this story then you will have!
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5 yrs + Peter thought running away and hiding from his parents was fun. Until something very strange happened!
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Brian the bus and Bert the driver were a happy pair - until Angry Arthur came along.
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For 6yrs+ Next time the soldier was late the King was going to chop off his head!
COMING SOON! Uncle Rowland's Pleasure Place.
Unlike the short bedtime stories, Uncle Rowland's Pleasure Place is a full length story told in half hour episodes, and, is the only place in the world where adults are not allowed!
And the only place in the world where you can meet Grinsters!
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5yrs + Drawing books don't talk to you do they? Jodie's does!
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5yrs + A few flower's petals, a little water and Lilly changes her world.
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6yrs+ When the King commands everyone must obey. - even his mother!
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7 /8 yrs What do you do when things go wrong in your house? Listen to what I did !
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7yrs + Find out why the King won't let the prince marry the princess!
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8yrs+ The more lumps Edward has the better, said the manager of the most famous football team in the world
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6yrs+ Poor Bendy - he has lost all his plastic bags.
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7yrs+ Wendy thought her uncle was mad. Especially when he knocked the heads off his garden gnomes!
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6yrs+ The story with a surprise in the middle and an even bigger one at the end!
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6yrs+ Find out why the sickies family were always sick!
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6yrs+ One nice traffic light, one naughty traffic light and one doubly naughty traffic light!
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4yrs +Hear what happens to little girls who don't go to bed when they are told to!
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3yrs + The title says it all.
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7yrs +. Find out what happens when Harry runs out of meat for his hamburgers.
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5 ans + 4 saucisses pour une famille ?
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4yrs +. Just Four sausages. One for the mother and her two children. And three for the father? Not fair!
7 yrs + Mrs Wizard certainly made Mr Wizard wizz!
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7yrs + Choosing the wrong pet can cause problems - as Mrs Green found out. Story told by Mathilde!
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7 yrs + Donald was a very naughty President who didn't eat his cornflakes.
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7 yrs+ What happens when a bird pinches your pet earthworm?
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4yrs + Dancing in bed can be dangerous!
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7yrs + How do you stop someone doing everything twice?
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7yrs up. How little Lucinda made her fathers vegetables grow!
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For 6/8yrs, Elvie has sat on her wand and broken it - now all her spells and magic don't work!
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For 5 to 70 yrs. All that glitters is not gold!
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For 5 to 8yrs. Zebras don't go wrong. But Ozzie had!
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For 3/6 yrs. OK, so you can't see, or touch, or smell, or taste music. But there are two things you can do - listen to find out.
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For 6yr + . Find out how a grumpy old King became a happy one.
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For 6 yrs up. Even adults. The tag makes me laugh and I wrote it!
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For 5 to 7 years. Perhaps the father should listen as well!
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For 3 to 6 years. Try it - it might just work!
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For three to six year olds. It's so relaxing, I fell asleep.
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Snoring near wasps can cause trouble!
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The family loved pets, but the problem was the pets loved the family!
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Babies don't float, but Oscar did - until Mr MacDonald came to the rescue!
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6yrs up. Hear what happens when the sea meets the little tree!
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