Bonnet Busters: Recent Episodes
Bethany Tenney, Rebeka Rosales
Rebeka Rosales and Bethany Tenney, two highly unqualified individuals, make fun of Christian movies.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Eternity" and they want to talk about it. A mercifully short film about an infertile wife in a coma as she, Jesus, and the devil consider her difficult life.
Rebeka and Bethany watch "End of the Spear" and they want to talk about it. A true story about missionaries killed trying to reach the Waodani tribe and the family members left behind.
Rebeka and Bethany, joined by their good friend Lauren, watched God's Not Dead and they want to talk about it. A Christian college student goes up against his atheist college professor to prove that... God's not dead.
Rebeka and Bethany watched the finale of both the tenth and eleventh season of 7th Heaven and they want to talk about it. We wrap up our time in this mini series with Simon trying to get married and everyone getting ready for the road-trip from hell.
Rebeka and Bethany watched some more 7th Heaven and they want to talk about it. Experience the emotional whiplash as Mary hides her engagement, Lucy's boyfriend gets another girl pregnant, Simon's girlfriend's parents get divorced, and Matt breaks up with one girl and tries to marry another.
Rebeka and Bethany watched the pilot episode of 7th Heaven and they want to talk about it. Let's meet the Camden family. A wholesome brood with... siblings trying to kiss each other for the practice-WHAT?!
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Belle and the Beast" and they want to talk about it. A local business man "The Beast" threatens to have a handyman fired for breaking a "priceless" vase but the handyman's daughter offers to work off the man's debt.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Hiding Place" and they want to talk about it. An actual good movie, it's the true story of an incredible family during WWII who sacrifice everything and find the love of God in the midst of profound suffering.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Courageous" and they want to talk about it. The Kendrick brothers use the death of a child as a catalyst for a man to decide that he should be a better father and sign a "Resolution" to do so.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Courageous" and they want to talk about it. The Kendrick brothers use the death of a child as a catalyst for a man to decide that he should be a better father and sign a "Resolution" to do so.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Courageous" and they want to talk about it. The Kendrick brothers use the death of a child as a catalyst for a man to decide that he should be a better father and sign a "Resolution" to do so.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The War Within" and they want to talk about it. We get a look at the internal struggle of a grieving man with a failing marriage and the wigs in this man's conscious self are just awful.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Soul Surfer" and they want to talk about it. Bethany Hamilton's arm gets snatched by a shark.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Big Fix" and they want to talk about it. It's Freaky Friday but with prayer and the WHOLE family gets swapped this time.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Saved by Grace" and they want to talk about it. Joey Lawrence plays a suicidal widower whose life gets changed by the Christian version of a manic pixie dream girl he finds on the side of the road.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Ben-Hur" (1959) and they want to talk about it. The beautiful dialogue, the mesmerizing chariot race, the epic storytelling... and the aggressive brown-face.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Redeeming Love" and they want to talk about it. explicit warning
Based off a book that's based off the bible story of Hosea and Gomer but make it the California Gold Rush and... steamy.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Heaven Is For Real" and they want to talk about it. A child claims he went to heaven while he was in surgery. His reverend father can't seem to function in light of the possibility that his son hasn't made it up.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Second Glance" and they want to talk about it. Baby David A R White plays a high-schooler who regrets ever becoming a Christian because of all the fun he misses out on and an angel shows up to show him an alternate reality in which he was never a Christian. "Hey Scott... Jesus, man."
Rebeka and Bethany watched "90 Minutes in Heaven" and they want to talk about it. Hayden Christensen plays a man who dies, goes to heaven, comes back to life, and recovers from various injuries. He couldn't be more bummed.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "90 Minutes in Heaven" and they want to talk about it. Hayden Christensen plays a man who dies, goes to heaven, comes back to life, and recovers from various injuries. He couldn't be more bummed.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "90 Minutes in Heaven" and they want to talk about it. Hayden Christensen plays a man who dies, goes to heaven, comes back to life, and recovers from various injuries. He couldn't be more bummed.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "90 Minutes in Heaven" and they want to talk about it. Hayden Christensen plays a man who dies, goes to heaven, comes back to life, and recovers from various injuries. He couldn't be more bummed.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "We Three Kings" and they want to talk about it. A bereaved family seeks to celebrate their first Christmas without their mother by putting together a Christmas program with the help of their perpetually crafting uncle. So many crafts.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Joseph and Mary" and they want to talk about it. It's the birth of Jesus but leave out the shepherds and add a smidge of that Kill Bill energy with completely fictional characters. Also. Kevin Sorbo.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Christian Mingle: The Movie" and they want to talk about it. An unsaved woman decides that the only option left to her to find a man is to pose as a Christian on Christian Mingle.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Left Behind III: World at War" and they want to talk about it. It's been 18 months since "Tribulation Force" and now they focus on a character that hasn't mattered at any point in the previous two movies: the President of the United States.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Left Behind II: Tribulation Force" and want to talk about it. After the rapture, all the fresh baby Christians band together to fight the anti-Christ.
Rebeka and Bethany watched 2000's "Left Behind" and want to talk about it. Kirk Cameron as an investigative journalist... what more is there to say.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Time Changer" and they want to talk about it. A man from the past time travels to the early 2000s and is shocked at the state of society.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Amazing Love: The Story of Hosea" and they want to talk about it. Sean Astin plays a youth pastor who takes teenagers to the woods and uses the story of Hosea as a lesson on how they should treat the "rebel" girl in their group.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Old Fashioned" and want to talk about it. A free spirited woman moves into town and almost immediately is taken with a reclusive "old fashioned" landlord. Because "counting" a man who refuses to be alone inside the same building as you is hot.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Book of Esther" and they want to talk about it. David A. R. White does it again as the director of this retelling of Esther, Queen of Persia, and sweet mercy is it atrocious.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Book of Esther" and they want to talk about it. David A. R. White does it again as the director of this retelling of Esther, Queen of Persia, and sweet mercy is it atrocious.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Faith Under Fire" and want to talk about it. A widower/fire fighter punches a pastor which starts a friendship between them as the widower takes care of his dying child and tries to flirt with a nurse.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Masterless" and they want to talk about it. A man's struggles with his work and his personal life are mirrored by a sepia colored spiritual ninja world.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Ace Wonder" and they want to talk about it. Homeschoolers made this. We got sweater vests, a large family, 40's aesthetic in a modern day movie, and talk of "legacy" between fathers and sons.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Useless" and they want to talk about it. A girl's mom dies and she goes to live with her aunt and uncle who give her a horse that's been deemed "Useless". The title is apt, folks.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Climb" and they want to talk about it. A ginger man and a black man have to work together to climb a mountain. We got slow-mo fist bumps, a soundtrack that is all over the place (one of those places sounds eerily like "Titanic"), and more "Go big or go home" than your dad when he grills with his brother-in-law: Brad.
Rebeka, Bethany and their friend, Kevin Morris, watched "The Cascadia Treasure" and they want to talk about it.
A country girl decides to take a random Californian boy on a treasure hunt but he's a double agent for his father.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Moms' Night Out" and they want to talk about it. One night out with her friends is supposed to solve the problems of a woman on the verge of a breakdown.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Samson" and now they want to talk about it. Legend has it that four white dudes watched "The Mummy" and "300" and wrote this movie on a weekend retreat.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Faith, Love, and Chocolate" and now they want to talk about it. Three girls graduate from college and have a messy first-world problems summer.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Fireproof" and now they want to talk about it. A firefighter and his wife are on the verge of divorce but he's going to change that by doing 40 day "Love Dare" that surprisingly doesn't require any communication between the two of them. It's different.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "I am Gabriel" and now they want to talk about it. A child actor plays the angel Gabriel who shows up in a small town to do some miracles and stuff.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Faith of Our Fathers" and now they want to talk about it. Two men find they are connected through their fathers who fought in Vietnam together. Light on war, light on drama, but heavy on "humor" and hair product.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Lock In" and now they want to talk about it. Three teenagers accidentally bring a demon possessed pornographic magazine to a church lock-in.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Princess Cut" and now they want to talk about it. A young woman has bad dating experiences, creating anecdotal proof that she needs to let her dad call the shots if she's ever going to get married.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Like a Country Song" and now they want to talk about it. A country music artist finds out that the father he previously thought was dead is alive and that his former girlfriend is now a Christian.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "A Week Away" and now they want to talk about it. Christians tried to do their own version of "High School Musical" and "Camp Rock". Instead of writing new songs they settle for 90's contemporary Christian hits.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Switched" and now they want to talk about it. Christians attempt a "Freaky Friday" situation where a bullied girl prays to God that her bully learn what it's like to "walk in her shoes"... and God switches their consciences.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Shunning" and now they want to talk about it. An Amish girl spends a whole movie finding out she's actually an "Englisher" by birth and struggling with her guitar addiction.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "The Buttercream Gang" and now they want to talk about it. Wholesome 90's kids make up a gang that serves the community, even when situations call for paramedics and the police. Conflict arises when one of their former members goes astray in a "bad gang" kind of way and thievery of treats abounds.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Facing the Giants" and now they want to talk about it. A failing football coach is having a rough go until he and his team submit to God and they stop being terrible at football.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "What If..." and now they want to talk about it. Kevin Sorbo picked being rich over marriage and ministry. Years later, an angel mechanic shows him what he missed using "The Great What If" strategy that God uses... from time to time... apparently.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Alone Yet Not Alone" and now they want to talk about it. Two sisters get abducted by Indians but it's cool because they have Jesus.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Texas Rein" and now they want to talk about it. A single mother comes back to Texas to visit her ailing father and everyone gaslights and manipulates her relentlessly until she agrees to ride Splash, the horse, and stay in Texas for good.
Rebeka and Bethany need to understand why the plane scenes in 2014's "Left Behind" are just so very bogus and their good friend Ryan is there to tell them why.
Rebeka and Bethany watched 2014's "Left Behind" and now they want to talk about it. Nicholas Cage is stabbing foam cups, Chad Michael Murray is... there, airplanes play chicken, and clothes rain from the sky. Also, Jesus came back for all the Christians and children but that's besides the point.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Jeremiah" and now they want to talk about it. 90's Patrick Dempsey plays the prophet Jeremiah. Prepare yourself for the self-tanner, guy-liner, and the visual treat it is to watch Dempsey attempt to run in a maxi-tunic.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Love Finds You In Charm" and now they want to talk about it. A woman deciding between that Amish life and being an "Englisher". A man with washboard abs who has all the answers for her. A goat cheese obsessed community. This film has it all, folks.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Extreme Days" and now they want to talk about it. An attempt at a wholesome 2000s road-trip movie with an overabundance of extreme sports footage and ogling frosted tips that get the girl - much to their dismay.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Like Arrows" and now they want to talk about it. A film about a family that spans 50 years with many actor switches and the laziest futuristic take we've ever seen.
Rebeka and Bethany watched "Beyond the Mask" and now they want to talk about it. A film made by conservative Christian homeschoolers for the "youths" of America about the "masks" we fashion for ourselves in our modern society. 1700s style.