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Elaine from the US and Marie from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's The Witcher Episode 401 "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger". Very important bits include: Liam Hemsworth's Geralt debut; American history; "focusing on your immediate circle"; whether the Rats are freedom, danger, or both; Yennefer's grief; Vilgefortz's reach; Geralt's code; and Ciri's symbolic baptism and rebirth as Falka. Plus, Joey Batey being "always a little confused in a way that serves his character."

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:01] Introduction
[2:26] Guest Introductions
[12:52] Episode Recap
[14:41] Discussion
[57:01] Outro
[57:29] End Credits

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Henry from the US and Kerri from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's 'The Rats: A Witcher Tale'. Very important bits include: The humanization of morally messy characters; our unexpected, possibly unreliable, narrator; the meaning of loyalty; the weight of grief; Dolph Lungren lore; and how the 'death of the mentor' sets up their fate in The Witcher Season 4.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:02] Introduction
[2:17] Guest Introductions
[12:22] Film Recap
[14:14] Discussion
[1:03:37] Outro
[1:04:50] End Credits

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Emily R. from the US and Kyle R. from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix's 'Sirens of the Deep'. Very important bits include: adapting the Witcher for animation, Melusina's fairytale roots, Geralt's dalliances, how the film fits into Season 1, (Jaskier's Version) of events, and which 'Little Mermaid' 'Sirens of the Deep' may really reference?

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:48] Introduction
[3:24] Guest Introductions
[9:28] Film Recap
[11:13] Discussion
[1:15:06] Outro
[1:16:27] End Credits

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Translator David French and narrator Peter Kenny join Alyssa for a conversation on translating the Witcher across language and medium. Very important bits include: the craft and care to bring the Witcher to English-speaking readers and listeners; Polish literary convention versus English prose; historical influences throughout Sapkowski's series; glowing reviews of the Hussite Trilogy; our own Sapkowski stories; the underappreciated weight of silence; and returning to Geralt of Rivia in Crossroads of Ravens.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:55] Introduction
[3:31] Discussion
[1:05:39] Outro
[1:05:48] End Credits

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Bolo from Poland, Gosia from Poland, and Štěpán from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Crossroads of Ravens. Very important bits include: Preston Holt, Witcher mentor and New York accountant; Latin and the lingering influence of The Hussite Trilogy; mythological and historical deep cuts; regret and gray morals; Roach's many names; and the narrative power of less. Plus, our definitive opinion on whether Crossroads of Ravens is actually a new entry point to the Witcher.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:20] Introduction
[2:58] Guest Introductions
[9:09] Book Summary
[12:09] Discussion
[1:20:43] Outro
[1:21:06] End Credits

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Kitty from the US and Softie from the UK take over from Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 11. Very important bits include: being on the other side of our protagonists, the parallels between horror and comedy, one-line bangers, fate and destiny, divine intervention, Norse mythology, cherry-flavored numbing liquid, and the close of the penultimate Witcher novel.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:49] Introduction and Guest Introductions
[4:49] Chapter Recap
[6:32] Overall Thoughts
[7:29] The Pursuit of Vengeance
[24:21] The Wild Hunt's Intervention
[41:49] "What took you so long?"
[47:44] Takeaways
[51:46] Hosting
[55:30] Outro
[56:50] End Credits

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Nicola from Italy joins Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 10. Very important bits include: the pancake treatment, the pursuit of democracy, Italian references in Tower of Swallows, fulfilling the promise of foreshadowing, the ethics of retribution, death and the value of life, and the coming of 'Ciri of Kaer Morhen'.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:51] Introduction
[2:12] Guest Introductions
[6:41] Chapter Recap
[8:28] Overall Thoughts
[12:57] Italian References
[17:17] Fulfilled Foreshadowing
[23:11] Retribution and Justice
[29:56] Ciri's Purpose
[34:59] Kenna and Ciri's Connection
[41:49] Death and the Value of Life
[53:22] "Ciri of Kaer Morhen"
[58:44] Closing Thoughts
[1:01:15] Outro
[1:02:57] End Credits

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Kitty from the US and Michelle from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 9. Very important bits include: Norse and Inuit mythology, Mean Girls Continent, modern magic, sources of power, being consistent in ideals but flexible in methods, sacrifice, cynicism, and repentance in the face of death.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:04] Introduction
[2:35] Guest Introductions
[7:00] Chapter Recap
[8:58] Overall Thoughts
[12:14] Power in Spirituality and Rationality
[19:49] Yennefer's Cynicism
[26:21] Suffering and Sacrifice
[31:49] Yennefer's Repentance
[35:03] The Impact of the Lodge
[41:46] Yennefer Sails into the Sednya Abyss
[50:52] Paths to the Tower of the Swallow
[59:26] Closing Thoughts
[1:06:25] Outro
[1:06:46] End Credits

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Daniel from the Netherlands and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 8. Very important bits include: Kovir's "armed neutrality," whoresons of upright character, the wisdom of 'The Good Book', royal marriages and moral compromises, political doublespeak, espionage, Sheala de Tancarville conspiracy theories, the unseen consequences of power, and "A million bizants?!"

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:06] Introduction
[2:25] Guest Introductions
[8:12] Chapter Recap
[9:50] Overall Thoughts
[19:30] The Illusion of Virtue
[29:31] The Queen's Moral Compass
[40:24] Marriage (and the Lodge)
[47:54] Dijkstra's Mission and Cantarella's Espionage
[57:15] The Far Future
[1:10:44] Closing Thoughts
[1:13:32] Outro
[1:13:55] End Credits

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Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7 (Part 2). Very important bits include: Avallach's warning and more series predictions from a first-time reader, "The Fastball Special", a knocker's dreams and aspirations, the hypocrisy of retribution, and toddler thoughts. Plus, Sophia wins the podcast.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:17] Introduction
[3:23] Avallac'h's Warning & Sophia's Predicions
[6:48] Geralt and the Knocker
[14:50] The Morality of the Wicker Cage
[25:15] The Loss of Geralt's Medallion
[31:50] Closing Thoughts
[39:12] Outro
[39:33] End Credits

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Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: a first timer's thoughts on the book series, parallels to previous guest appearances, doing "too good of a job" on the Witcher audiobooks, the flaminika's request, Geralt's humility, first impressions of Avallac'h, being on your "Aragorn bullshit", Avallac'h's… fascinations and centuries-long grudges.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:46] Introduction
[3:11] Guest Introductions
[13:38] Chapter Recap
[16:00] Overall Thoughts
[20:53] Geralt's Humility
[24:31] Avallac'h's First Impression
[29:43] Avallac'h's Cave Paintings
[34:00] Avallac'h, Lara, and Ciri
[43:16] End Credits
[43:59] Bonus: Booth Guests

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Bolo from Poland and Kitty from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: the chapter's epigraph, unhinged D&D tactics, Angoulême's backstory, Geralt and Cahir's evolving relationship, Cahir's motivations, and the burden of hope.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:03] Introduction
[2:03] Guest Introductions
[8:01] Chapter Recap
[9:35] Overall Thoughts
[19:13] Monstrum
[23:44] Angoulême's Backstory
[26:26] Geralt and Cahir's Role Reversal
[35:42] Cahir's Motives
[48:19] Regis' Reunions
[51:54] Translation Questions
[54:20] Closing Thoughts
[1:02:11] Outro
[1:02:51] End Credits

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Brett from the US and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: lawful cruelty and corruption, Angoulême's arrival, the making of the hanza, courage and bravery, blind revenge, and prophetic dreams.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:33] Introduction
[3:32] Guest Introductions
[10:28] Chapter Recap
[12:13] Overall Thoughts
[18:32] Vengeance v. Justice
[32:42] Angoulême's Arrival
[41:56] The Hanza's Dynamics
[49:51] Courage and Bravery
[54:58] A Witcher's Revenge
[1:02:23] Ciri's Dream
[1:03:40] Closing Thoughts
[1:07:14] Outro
[1:09:36] End Credits

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Charli from Austria and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: Season premiere rituals, unreliable narrators, nesting dolls of perspectives, progressive ideas in The Witcher, the literal sword of destiny, how Ciri's weaponization complicates her victimization, and how each chapter antagonist embodies a different kind of cruelty.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:01] Introduction
[2:40] Guest Introductions
[8:16] Chapter Recap
[9:49] Overall Thoughts
[17:18] Alternate Perspectives
[22:57] Kenna's Psionic Torture
[26:14] Progressive Ideas in The Witcher
[28:39] Swallow & Destiny
[33:49] Ciri's Victimization v. Weaponization
[39:14] Ciri's Attempt & Bonhart's Cruelty
[43:32] "Would Ciri return home?"
[46:12] The Villains and Systemic Cruelty
[58:27] Closing Thoughts
[1:02:59] Outro
[1:03:26] End Credits

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Content warning: This episode discusses miscarriage and loss of pregnancy. Listener discretion is advised.

Kitty from the US and Kyle R. from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: Sirens of the Deep/raunchy Little Mermaid retellings, the framing narrative and Half a Century of Poetry, Milva's grief following her miscarriage, Cahir's trustworthiness (and positive reinforcement over survival), "the waist is as low as we go," Gwent and the sprawling Nilfgaardian spy network, and Hannibal Lector, gynocologist.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:16] Introduction
[3:11] Guest Introductions
[16:46] Chapter Recap
[18:39] Overall Thoughts
[24:22] Memoir Framing Narrative
[32:44] Milva's Miscarriage and Grief
[42:06] Geralt's Doubt and Cahir's Loyalty
[48::20] Yennefer's Fate
[53:24] Nilfgaardian Intelligence
[1:01:13] The Beekeepers and the Hanza
[1:06:23] Closing Thoughts
[1:10:58] Outro
[1:12:09] End Credits

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Abbe from Sweden and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Tower of Swallows, Chapter 2 (Part 2). Very important bits include: Nilfgaardian amnesty, the yuckiest single serving character, Bonhart’s brutal slaughter, Ciri’s journey, and Vysogota’s role in it.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:10] Introduction
[2:57] Chapter Recap
[4:29] Hotspurn & Nilfgaardian Amnesty
[16:07] Bonhart v. The Rats
[17:52] Bonhart’s “Art”
[23:54] The Villagers’ Perspective (from Abbe ~23 min)
[27:29] Ciri’s Journey
[32:53] Closing Thoughts
[38:17] Outro
[38:50] End Credits

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Abbe from Sweden and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Tower of Swallows, Chapter 2 (Part 1). Very important bits include: ominous foreshadowing, groupthink and survival, transactions versus ideals, stolen identity, dreams of grandeur, and “that one little turd I have no feelings for, I’m afraid.”

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:04] Introduction
[3:23] Guest Introductions
[11:08] Chapter Recap
[12:51] Overall Thoughts
[17:34] The Chapter Opening
[21:27] Hotspurn, The Rats, & Group Think
[28:54] Ciri’s Imposter
[34:28] CIri & Mistle’s Farewell
[39:23] Outro
[39:38] End Credits

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Ryan from the US and Sophie from Morocco join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Tower of Swallows, Chapter 1. Very important bits include: ‘The Moment You Knew The Witcher Was For You’; how legends are born; first chapters throughout the saga; Vysogota, the raven, and fictional mentors; and where morality ends and survival begins.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:18] Introduction
[4:07] Guest Introductions
[11:10] Chapter Recap
[13:00] Overall Thoughts
[15:37] The Beggar’s Song and the Fable
[19:59] First Chapters Across the Saga
[29:32] Vysogota and Ciri
[34:05] Ciri’s Distrust
[39:14] The Ethical Debate
[45:03] The Cruelty of Destiny
[53:18] The Book’s Refrain
[57:14] Closing Thoughts
[1:01:28] Outro
[1:02:35] End Credits

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Abbe from Sweden, Daniel from the Netherlands, and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: the epic conclusion to the book at the Battle of the Bridge, Witch-dudes and Witch-lads, CD Projekt Red’s ‘Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales’, druidic time scales, framing narratives as foreshadowing, Vampiric tropes, identity and redemption, fantasy as satire, the meandering nature of the book (and what it provides to readers), turning Milva’s pregnancy into a group project, and the ironic origin of ‘Geralt of Rivia’.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:55] Introduction
[2:35] Guest Introductions
[13:14] Chapter Recap
[15:56] Overall Thoughts
[26:18] Striborg’s Framing Scene
[35:39] Breaking Vampiric Tropes
[42:39] Milva’s Pregnancy
[1:02:59] Identity and Redemption
[1:07:39] Baptisms of Fire
[1:15:01] Closing Thoughts
[1:22:01] Outro
[1:22:37] End Credits

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Kitty from the US and Tracie aka Miss Magitek join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: international ‘Baptism of Fire’ editions, Peter Kenny’s triumph, excitement for The Witcher 4, how Ciri fights for herself, the legend of Lara Dorren, our best Yzma impressions, perfect 10-year plans, parallels between the Lodge of Sorceresses and Dune’s Bene Gesserit, the mustache-twirling kind of evil, the absence of good, and Hannibal Lecter, gynecologist.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:48] Introduction
[2:46] Guest Introductions
[11:51] Chapter Recap
[14:25] Overall Thoughts
[23:36] The Legend of Lara Dorren
[28:06] Ciri’s Isolation
[36:48] Yennefer’s Choice
[43:16] The Lodge’s Ends and Means
[53:13] The Villains
[1:00:01] Good v. Evil
[1:07:45] Closing Thoughts
[1:14:03] Outro
[1:16:18] End Credits

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Bo from the US and Gaby from Guatemala join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 5, Part 2. Very important bits include: the classic fish soup scene, being bratty about who you share destinies with, Geralt’s motivations, togetherness and camaraderie, and Therapy with a Vampire.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:30] Introduction
[2:58] Guest Introductions
[9:37] Chapter Recap
[11:54] Overall Thoughts
[16:53] Geralt’s Hesitancy to Kill
[22:28] Ciri’s Cold-Blooded Killing
[28:21] Shared Prophetic Dreams
[34:43] Accepting Regis
[41:14] Geralt’s Protectiveness
[47:46] The Fish Soup Scene
[53:44] Baptisms of Fire
[1:05:54] Closing Thoughts
[1:10:43] Outro
[1:11:04] End Credits

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Nicola from Italy and Pauline from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: the German and Italian translations, analyzing Sapkowski’s swordfighting through an experienced lens, his use of cutaways, the trustworthiness of Nilfgaardians, the ethics of violence and torture, first reactions to the Crossroads of Ravens teaser, the Everyman perspective in a supernatural world, contrasting views on executions, and killing with “mercy.”

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:08] Introduction
[2:20] Guest Introductions
[9:10] Chapter Recap
[11:26] Overall Thoughts
[18:08] Sapkowski’s ‘Crossroads of Ravens’ Sidebar
[24:55] Milva’s Use of Violence
[28:50] Cahir’s Trustworthiness
[34:51] Faoiltiarna’s Torture Tactics
[42:25] Nilfgaard’s Inclusion in the Lodge
[46:02] Geralt’s Killings and Traditional heroism
[55:23] Dandelion’s ‘Everyman’ Perspective
[1:01:37] Dijkstra vs Vissegerd’s Executions
[1:08:37] Closing Thoughts
[1:12:10] Outro
[1:13:25] End Credits

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Christiaan from Canada and South Africa and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 4 (Part 2). Very important bits include: the trial by ordeal, the stupidest D&D group, the threshold that one needs to achieve to drop a hot horseshoe down a priest’s pants, the Nilfgaardian Cavalry workplace comedy we’ve been waiting for, The Filthy Pelican, morality's role in bravery, the definition of justice, and a bold assertion or a defense? You decide.

[0:00] Cold Open
[5:05] Introduction
[6:57] Chapter Recap
[8:37] The Trial By Ordeal
[17:31] Vampires in the Witcher
[23:36] Humor in the Background
[33:47] Marshal Vissegerd’s Prejudice
[44:53] Bravery and Morality
[47:16] Justice and It’s Enforcers
[58:04] Closing thoughts
[1:01:17] Sophia’s Predictions
[1:11:30] Outro
[1:16:48] End Credits

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Christiaan from Canada and South Africa and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 4 (Part 1). Very important bits include: how character beliefs contribute to world building, the objectively worst 24 hours, Sapkowski’s favorite foreshadowing tactics, human susceptibility to superstition and the danger of contradicting it, the role of religion in this chapter, swanlike necks, southern hemisphere Christmases, Geralt’s voicemail, and a thrilling guest reveal.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:55] Introduction
[3:48] Guest Introductions
[17:58] Chapter Recap
[19:42] Overall Thoughts
[39:47] Superstition
[44:06] Religion
[57:50] Ep. 100 Teaser
[58:41] End Credits

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Charli from Austria, Gintare from the UK, and Gosia from Ronin of Rivia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: Ronin of Rivia, the combined analysis of Japanese studies and the Witcher; the appearance of a fan-favorite character whose increasingly absurd qualities create tension that, ultimately, goes nowhere; the right time to wallow; the best drunk intentions; family lore; flipping Arthurian legends, ‘love eggplants’, and the Smelly, Farting Elder of Mahakam.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:28] Introduction
[2:49] Guest Introductions
[13:05] Chapter Recap
[14:55] Overall Thoughts
[20:35] How Perspective Influences Approach
[25:20] Tensions at Fen Carn
[30:47] Geralt’s Pain and Struggles
[37:03] Folk Tales and Magic
[45:38] Cultural Integration
[50:05] Geralt’s Outburst
[57:03] Ciri’s Loss of Innocence
[1:04:43] Closing Thoughts
[1:11:26] Outro
[1:12:44] End Credits

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Bolo from Poland and Sophie from Morocco join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 2. Very important bits include: examining different aspects of war, judging Geralt’s actions as admirable or reckless, inverting circumstances for the next phase of life, Sapkowski’s masterful dialogue, doing specific good, an enjoyable parade of nothing really, and the big pile of poop jokes we missed.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:47] Introduction
[2:05] Guest Introductions
[8:32] Chapter Recap
[10:21] Overall Thoughts
[12:42] ‘Half Century of Poetry’ Opening
[17:39] Geralt’s New Stage of Life
[21:47] Geralt’s Goals and Milva’s Skepticism
[28:03] Indifference to War
[32:47] Rebuilding After Hardship
[37:06] Unbridled Altruism and ‘Specific Good’
[40:52] Humor and Levity
[48:47] Closing Thoughts
[52:36] Outro
[53:15] End Credits

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Elisabeth from Norway and Štěpán from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 1 (Part 2). Very important bits include: the rhythm of Sapkowski’s writing, translations and the application of foreign languages, wartime propaganda, the inclusion of Nilfgaard and the exclusion of men in the Lodge of Sorceresses. Dijkstra and Philippa’s Mean Girls Tea Time, and Sea Madam™.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:16] Introduction
[3:15] Guest Introductions
[14:59] Chapter Recap
[17:37] Overall Thoughts
[24:55] Stakes in the War
[31:56] Dijkstra, Political Strategy, and Social Commentary
[40:09] Wartime Propaganda
[45:13] Unity within the Lodge
[52:05] The Lodge’s Exclusion of Men
[1:02:35] Acting Upon Instinct, Ambition, and Self-Interest
[1:10:03] Outro
[1:13:22] End Credits

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Tim and Val from Whiskey with Witcher join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Baptism of Fire, Chapter 1 (Part 1). Very important bits include: the origins of Whiskey with Witcher, Sapkowski’s beloved framing narratives, odd things that become our whole personalities, book-inspired tattoos, baptisms of fire, catching up with Ciri and the Rats, and the introduction of a fan-favorite character, Milva.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:52] Introduction
[3:06] Guest Introductions
[13:58] Chapter Recap
[16:57] Overall Thoughts
[22:16] Milva and the Framing Narrative
[32:20] Milva’s Loyalty
[43:21] The Scoia’tael’s Role
[49:52] “A baptism of fire”
[58:56] Ciri’s Character Arc
[1:08:19] The Rats’ Impact
[1:15:52] Final Thoughts
[1:19:05] Outro
[1:21:24] End Credits

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Alyssa’s in the hot seat to reflect upon the last five years of Breakfast in Beauclair with Witcher Kitchen’s Anita Sarna and Karolina Krupecka. Very important bits include: the origins of the podcast, highlights from the last five years, and plans for the future of the show.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:42] Discussion
[17:49] End Theme

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Mitch Fey and Rob Pigott from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 308 "The Cost of Chaos". Very important bits include: leadership in the face of uncertainty, pivotal moments in Ciri’s character development, Geralt’s change of heart, the right amount of shaky cam, a show-only perspective, and our takeaways from Netflix’s the Witcher Season 3.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:02] Introduction
[4:45] Guest Introductions
[11:23] Episode Recap
[13:18] Overall Thoughts
[25:47] Yennefer’s Leadership
[29:15] Confronting Vilgefortz and the Scale of War
[31:28] Changes in Redania
[36:54] Ciri’s First Kill
[47:16] Fake Ciri
[52:12] Geralt’s Change of Heart and Welcoming Liam Hemsworth
[57:10] A Show-Only Perspective
[1:01:10] Season 4 and Beyond
[1:10:08] Final Thoughts
[1:20:35] Outro
[1:26:37] End Credits

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Danny and Kerri from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 307 "Out of the Fire, Into the Frying Pan". Very important bits include: how to successfully adapt a solo storyline, breaking down the visual effects in the Korath desert, Ciri’s readiness and internal conflicts, her visions, Falka’s influence, and preposition soup.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:45] Introduction
[3:11] Guest Introductions and Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
[10:16] Episode Recap
[13:33] Overall Thoughts
[19:47] Danny’s VFX Breakdown
[24:32] Highlights and Lowlights
[32:52] Easter Eggs
[36:09] Adapting A Solo Storyline
[40:42] Ciri’s Readiness
[43:32] Ciri’s Internal Conflicts
[51:44] Falka and Relinquishing Magic
[59:24] Final Thoughts
[1:03:02] Freya Allen and Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
[1:04:46] Outro
[1:07:44] End Credits

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Lucie from London and Pauline from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 306 "Everybody Has A Plan 'Til They Get Punched In The Face". Very important bits include: loyalty and betrayal, notes on character motivations and direction, inevitable confrontations, and comparisons to Andrzej Sapkowski’s Thanedd Coup in ‘Time of Contempt’.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:42] Introduction
[3:18] Guest Introductions
[8:30] Episode Recap
[12:02] Overall Thoughts
[23:49] Easter Eggs
[25:32] Episode Themes
[30:54] Power, Betrayal, Alliances, and Rivalries
[34:37] Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer
[41:41] Cahir and Ciri
[51:31] Comparisons to ‘Time of Contempt’
[59:27] Final Thoughts
[1:02:58] Outro
[1:03:14] End Credits

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in July 2023 prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Michelle from the US and Oleg from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 305 “The Art of Illusion". Very important bits include: the efficacy of non-linear storytelling, the morality of neutrality, the character’s and audience’s big red herring, and our thoughts on the mid-season finale.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:25] Introduction
[3:16] Guest Introductions
[11:12] Episode Recap
[14:29] Overall Thoughts
[21:03] Easter Eggs
[25:54] Non-Linear Storytelling
[29:47] Valdo Marx
[32:06] Geralt v. Istredd & “Things To Do”
[42:26] Geralt’s Neutrality
[51:57] Stregobor, the Red Herring, and Vilgefortz
[1:02:00] Mid-Season Finale
[1:06:03] Dream Thanedd Outfits
[1:11:14] Outro
[1:14:50] End Credits

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in July 2023 prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Bo from the US and Elora from the Netherlands join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 304 “The Invitation". Very important bits include: Emperor Emhyr’s beliefs, Yennefer’s place within the Brotherhood of Sorcerers, a short return to ‘monster of the week’, the search for self-worth, and the heightening of conflict before the end of Season 3, Part 1.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:02] Introduction
[3:19] Guest Introductions
[7:59] Episode Recap
[11:32] Overall Thoughts
[15:48] Easter Eggs
[17:13] The Reconciliation Scene
[21:19] A Little Sacrifice & Adapting Short Stories
[25:58] The Seasons: Length and Subjects
[29:18] Emhyr’s Morals & Cahir’s Isolation
[37:22] Yennefer’s Role in the Brotherhood
[46:11] Monster of the Week
[52:08] Worthiness
[53:43] Valdo Marx
[57:54] Worthiness (Continued)
[1:04:49] Final Thoughts
[1:11:32] Outro
[1:13:38] End Credits

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in July 2023 prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Emma from the US and Tracie from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 303 “Reunion". Very important bits include: new aspects of Jaskier’s character, Yennefer’s journey to motherhood, the difficult choices that parents make, and tests of allegiance and loyalty across the Continent.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:52] Introduction
[3:00] Guest Introductions
[10:11] Episode Recap
[14:18] Overall Thoughts
[26:54] Jaskier’s Queerness
[32:52] Yennefer’s Journey to Motherhood
[39:16] Choice in Parenthood
[46:54] Hedwig’s Death
[52:40] Emhyr and Cahir
[57:32] Gallatin’s Death
[1:03:08] Final Thoughts
[1:06:46] Outro
[1:08:39] End Credits

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in June 2023 prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Kyle from the US and Sam from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 302 “Unbound". Very important bits include: Yennefer’s evolving relationship with Ciri, a debate on which Nilfgaardian has the short stick, a truly horrific monster of the week, and the things men will do instead of going to therapy.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:11] Introduction
[3:07] Guest Introductions
[13:55] Episode Recap
[16:56] Overall Thoughts
[31:17] Yennefer and Ciri’s Relationship
[38:21] Ciri’s Morality and Responsibility
[43:57] Cahir and Fringilla
[51:02] Nilfgaardian Emperor, Emhyr Var Emris
[59:07] Geralt and the Fight at Vuilpanne Castle
[1:05:30] Dijkstra’s “Therapy”
[1:10:35] Final Thoughts
[1:11:42] Outro
[1:12:09] End Credits
[1:12:52] Piper Visits the Sound Booth

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in July 2023 prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Gintare from the UK and Vang from Denmark join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 301 “Shaerrawedd". Very important bits include: Yennefer and Geralt’s evolving relationship, the newly abstract nature of Dol Blathanna, the development of Ciri’s morals and ideals, and dead devils.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:24] Introduction
[3:05] Guest Introductions
[7:44] Episode Recap
[10:56] Overall Thoughts
[16:03] Vang’s Artistic Inspiration
[16:47] References and Easter Eggs
[18:33] Francesca’s Song
[20:56] Transition from S2 to S2
[23:11] Yennefer & Geralt’s Relationship
[28:40] Dol Blathanna
[32:53] Ciri’s Morals and Ideals
[38:22] Should Geralt have spared Rience?
[43:58] Raising the Stakes After Shaerrawedd
[51:53] Final Thoughts
[53:58] Outro
[55:58] End Credits

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This discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3 was recorded in June 2023 and originally released in July prior to the Hollywood writers’ and actors’ strikes.

Elsa from the UK and James from the US join Alyssa for our pre-premiere discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3. Very important bits include: our standout moments from Season 1 and 2, our characters to watch, and our wildest Season 3 predictions.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:33] Introduction
[04:48] Guest Introductions
[09:34] S1 & S2 Recap
[10:50] Standout Moments from S1 & S2
[16:22] S3 of The Witcher
[30:31] Characters to Watch
[40:30] Wildest S3 Predictions
[46:16] Easter Eggs
[52:25] Why You Should Watch S3
[55:55] Outro
[56:55] End Credits

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Anita Sarna and Karolina Krupecka from Witcher Kitchen join Alyssa to discuss their debut book, ‘The Witcher Official Cookbook: Provisions, Fare, and Culinary Tales from Travels Across the Continent’. Very important bits include: the origin of their new work, collaborating with CD Projeckt Red and their publisher, Ten Speed Press, the highs and lows of production, and a preview of what you can expect from this unique culinary take on the Witcher world.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:44] Introduction
[4:46] Guest Introduction
[5:44] Witcher Kitchen Origin Story
[9:03] The Polish Fandom
[15:20] Introducing the Cookbook
[23:21] The Narrator & The Story
[35:05] Highlights
[41:28] Working Together
[53:19] International Editions & Hopes
[1:04:06] Favorite Recipes & Polish Cuisine
[1:12:59] Wrap-up
[1:16:20] Andrzej Sapkowski’s Foreword & Thanks
[1:21:55] Outro
[1:24:44] End Credits

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This chapter of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt and this episode of the podcast contain discussions of violence and sexual assault. Listener discretion is advised.

Kade from the US and Matthew from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: the ominous close of the novel, the risk of loneliness, harmful stereotypes, Times of Contempt, and critical conversations around assault.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:32] Introduction
[4:28] Guest Introduction
[9:25] zrivie potions
[14:55] Chapter 7 Recap
[16:55] Overall Thoughts
[28:54] Attitude Toward the Rats
[29:43] Ciri x Mistle
[48:30] “Falka”
[53:15] The Risk of Loneliness
[57:34] “Contempt”
[1:03:39] Wrap-up
[1:07:00] Outro
[1:07:24] End Credits

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Gabriela from Poland and Kája from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: how Ciri’s trial in the desert transforms her, the importance of her loved ones, Little Horse, dialects in translations, and her Time of Contempt.

[0:00] Cold Open
[0:21] Introduction
[3:07] Guest Introduction
[8:37] Chapter 6 Recap
[9:44] Overall Thoughts
[19:38] Translations
[26:05] The Desert for Ciri
[35:49] Ihuarraquax’s (Little Horse’s) Role
[42:17] The Unicorn Dialect
[51:38] Ciri’s Loss of Magic
[1:13:11] Wrap-up
[1:17:43] Outro
[1:19:07] End Credits

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Cyprian from Berlin and Štěpán from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: new insight into the Czech translation of the Witcher, parallels between the second Nilfgaardian war and our modern military history, Geralt’s evolving perspective on neutrality, vignettes from the front, and someone throws down the gauntlet over the second best Witcher game.

[0:00] Cold Open
[3:16] Introduction
[4:55] Guest Introduction
[10:18] Chapter 5 Recap
[12:22] Overall Thoughts
[19:55] Translations
[26:15] Guest Historical Backgrounds
[27:39] Historical Parallels in The Witcher
[41:48] The Authorial Voice
[50:27] Geralt’s Changing Neutrality
[1:02:25] Margarita Laux Antille & Rayla
[1:06:05] Contrasting Themes
[1:10:48] Wrap-up
[1:16:46] Outro
[1:17:31] End Credits

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Nicola from Italy and Ruark from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: using action to tell a story, the reasons behind an act of mercy, the role of prophecy in the Witcher, and Geralt’s Himbo Origin Story.

[0:00] Cold Open
[1:00] Introduction
[2:11] Guest Introduction
[5:09] Chapter 4 Recap
[7:16] Overall Thoughts
[15:28] Cahir v. Ciri
[23:31] Geralt’s Act of Mercy
[27:42] The Role of Prophecy
[34:57] Sapkowski’s Writing Choices
[52:36] Cahir, Himbos, and the Lone Brain Cell
[57:03] Wrap-up
[1:05:19] Outro
[1:08:00] End Credits

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Alycia from France and Sarah A. from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: Geralt and Yennefer’s atypical relationship, the role of sorcerers on the Continent, Sapkowski’s framing narratives, and Watership Down.

[00:00] Cold Open
[00:51] Introduction
[1:59] Guest Introduction
[5:32] Chapter 3 Recap
[7:25] Overall Thoughts
[22:44] Chapter Preface
[26:27] About the Mages’ Class
[39:14] Geralt and Yennefer
[49:15] Sapkowski’s Framing Narrative
[53:55] Geralt and Vilgefortz
[1:06:48] Geralt’s Neutrality
[1:18:07] Wrap-up
[1:23:47] Outro
[1:26:11] End Credits

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Allison from the US and Liv from Brazil join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 2. Very important bits include: Ciri’s coming of age, some of the most memorable excerpts from the series, shades of femininity in The Witcher, and “Dolish Ponuts”.

[00:00] Cold Open
[1:46] Introduction
[3:38] Guest Introduction
[3:22] Chapter 2 Recap
[15:44] Overall Thoughts
[22:20] The Chapter Preface
[27:15] Our New Ciri
[36:34] Ciri’s Rebellion & Yennefer’s Intentions
[42:05] Margarita’s Quote
[49:25] Shades of Womanhood & Femininity in The Witcher
[1:02:13] The Role of Poetry
[1:13:48] Wrap-up
[1:19:39] Outro
[1:19:57] End Credits

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John aka Softie from the UK joins Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s Time of Contempt, Chapter 1. Very important bits include: the life and times of a royal messenger, sly historical references, and the correct way to wear a squirrel’s tail.

[00:00] Cold Open[01:23] Introduction
[03:20] Guest Introduction
[08:47] Chapter 1 Recap
[11:53] Overall Thoughts
[23:13] Transitioning between Books
[28:26] On Aplegatt’s Role
[41:39] On “Modern Witchers”
[45:18] Codringer’s False Ciri
[49:59] The Scoia’tael Fight for Freedom
[1:01:14] Wrap-up
[1:14:30] Outro
[1:19:04] End Credits

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Due to the emerging guidelines for creators and influencers about the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, I am making the decision to pause on any active promotion of the Netflix show on the podcast feed and social media channels until the strike is over.

Breakfast in Beauclair will release episodes on Netflix's The Witcher Season 3 after the strike. In the meantime, the podcast will take a brief break for August and return on Thursday, September 7, 2023 with Andrzej Sapkowski's Time of Contempt or The Hexer TV series (2002).

If you'd like to read more about creator guidelines for the strike, you can do so here: https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/influencer-faqs

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Elsa from the UK and James from the US join Alyssa for our pre-premiere discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Season 3. Very important bits include: our standout moments from Season 1 and 2, our characters to watch, and our wildest Season 3 predictions.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:24] Introduction
[04:37] Guest Introductions
[10:40] Standout Moments from S1 & S2
[16:12] S3 of The Witcher
[30:21] Characters to Watch
[40:31] ‘Tidings from Toussaint’, Mid-Episode News Segment
[44:41] ‘Dear Friend’, Listener Call-in Segment
[46:03] Wildest S3 Predictions
[51:54] Easter Eggs
[58:01] Why You Should Watch S3
[1:02:27] Outro & Credits

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This episode of ‘Breakfast in Beauclair’ is sponsored by Lengthy Tangent and our debut audio fiction series, ‘Peculiar Radio.’ Support the ‘Peculiar Radio’ crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo now through May 2023 and listen to the podcast when it premieres this year.

Doug Cockle from CD Projekt Red’s ‘The Witcher’ video games and Peter Kenny from ‘The Witcher’ audiobooks join Alyssa for a conversation on their careers, voice acting, and The Witcher, and the actor’s endless search for emotional truth. Very important bits include: a masterclass worth of materials for voice actors, sending your best people on the hardest jobs, trading stories about our favorite author, what Geralt says to Doug around the house, and Dandilion, Dandelion, and Dandelion.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:33] Introduction
[04:12] How did you get into the Witcher?
[12:33] Preparing Scripts & Materials
[19:09] Caring For Your Voice
[23:55] Vocal Combat v. On-Screen Combat
[28:22] Recording for User Choice in Games
[38:19] Episode Sponsor: Lengthy Tangent & Peculiar Radio
[40:32] Regional Accents for Audiobooks
[47:38] Dandilion, Dandelion, Dandelion
[51:17] The Making of the Lodge of Sorceresses
[55:55] Handling Emotional Content
[1:01:32] Geralt of Rivia & Parenthood
[1:08:24] Singing in Audiobooks
[1:11:43] Skills Development
[1:14:42] The Witcher Community
[1:21:59] Book Recommendations
[1:26:40] Takeaways from The Witcher
[1:31:19] Video Preview: Witcher Improv with Doug Cockle & Peter Kenny
[1:31:52] Outro & Credits

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Danny from the US and Lucie from London join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 104 "Of Mages, Malice, and Monstrous Mayhem". Very important bits include: the thesis of ‘Blood Origin’, the public reception to the show, how Ithlinne’s prophecy has come to pass, how ‘Blood Origin’ expands the Witcher Universe, and the limited series’ impact on our bridge characters, Jaskier and Avallac'h.

[00:00] Cold Open
[00:44] Introduction
[00:56] Doug Cockle and Peter Kenny are coming to the podcast!
[05:00] Guest Introductions
[17:02] Episode Highlights & Lowlights
[31:19] ‘Tidings from Toussaint’, Mid-Episode News Segment
[36:48] How has Ithlinne’s prophecy come to pass?
[40:46] What is the thesis of ‘Blood Origin’?
[45:46] How do ‘Blood Origin’’s elves differ from contemporary humans?
[57:19] Can ‘Blood Origin’ stand on its own?
[01:01:47] How does ‘Blood Origin’ expand the Witcher Universe?
[01:07:17] How might this affect Jaskier in Season 3?
[01:10:22] What are the implications of Avallac'h’s mid-credits scene?
[01:18:49] Closing Thoughts
[01:21:15] Outro & Credits

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Michelle from Mexico and Vang from Denmark join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 103 "Of Warriors, Wakes, and Wondrous Worlds". Very important bits include: our episode highlights and critiques, whether or not history is destined to repeat itself, pre-Conjunction magic versus Chaos magic, how ‘Blood Origin’s’ proto-witcher compares to the contemporary ones of Geralt’s time, Scían’s secret plan, representations of Irish culture and folklore in the show, and cross-over production details from ‘Blood Origin’ to ‘The Witcher’. Plus, stick around until the end as Michelle and Vang cut onions for Alyssa.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:04] Introduction
[10:04] Episode Highlights & Lowlights
[13:30] Do you agree that history repeats itself?
[19:55] How does the proto-Trial inform our understanding of pre-Conjunction magic?
[23:38] How does Fjall compare to contemporary witchers?
[27:12] What does Scían’s storyline tell us about her character?
[34:26] What elements of Irish or Celtic culture, heritage, or folklore do we see in Blood Origin?
[37:50] A Discussion of Production Details
[40:43] Final Thoughts on ‘Blood Origin’ 103
[57:10] Guest Wrap-Up
[59:24] Who’s Cutting Onions?
[01:01:16] Outro & Credits

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Merete from the US and Mindy from the StoryTinker join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 102 "Of Dreams, Defiance, and Desperate Deeds". Very important bits include: How the worldview of each character affects their actions and decisions, the elven social hierarchy, symbolism within costuming and visuals, and our very best understanding of Celestial siblings.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:06] Introduction
[14:55] Episode Highlights & Lowlights
[18:10] How do their worldviews affect the characters’ actions?
[35:26] What do we learn about Meldorf?
[39:00] What do the visions in the Marsh of the Mists show us?
[45:51] How do Celestial siblings expand magic on the Continent?
[50:24] How does the costuming reflect our characters?
[57:27] What themes did you identify in Ep. 102?
[1:02:49] Outro & Credits

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Ben from the US and John aka Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher: Blood Origin Episode 101 “Of Ballads, Brawlers, and Bloodied Blades”. Very important bits include: our standouts and critiques, how the framing narrative eases the viewer into the prequel, pre-Conjunction Elven architecture, the early journey of our protagonists and how their internal conflicts are illustrated in combat, and whether or not the betrayal of the monarchies was justified. Plus, Softie brings a revelation of monolithic proportions.

[00:00] Cold Open
[01:07] Introduction
[08:58] Episode Highlights & Lowlights
[15:30] “How does the framing narrative ease the viewer into ‘Blood Origin’?”
[22:29] “How is the Elven aesthetic realized?”
[34:14] “How do Fjall and Éile cope with their losses?”
[39:03] ‘Tidings from Toussaint’, Mid-Episode News Segment
[43:56] “How does the show further contextualize the monoliths?”
[52:59] “Do you believe the betrayal of the kingdoms was justified?”
[1:03:47] “How are the fight scenes representative the characters’ internal conflicts?”
[1:17:56] Outro & Credits

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In this special conversation, Lars from WitcherFlix joins Alyssa to discuss ‘The Witcher’ Seasons 2 and 3, ‘The Witcher: Blood Origin’, and the future of the Witcher at Netflix. Very important bits include: the highs and lows of Season 2 and look ahead to Season 3; our predictions and questions for the upcoming limited series, ‘Blood Origin’; the spin-off stories we’d green-light; the elephant in the room; and Lars’ Prophecy.

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Mitch Fey from the US and Rob Pigott from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 208 “Family”. Very important bits include: the evolution of Geralt, Yennefer, and Ciri throughout the season, Yennefer’s ‘Spider-Man 2’ arc, our opinions on the Voleth Meir plotline and its purpose in the story, the changes we would have made to this season, successes and opportunities in the adaptation, and what we’re looking forward to in the future of the Witcher Universe.

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Mitch Fey from the US and Rob Pigott from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 208 “Family”. Very important bits include: the challenges of translating from book to script to screen, how each faction across the Continent turns against Ciri, a punishment of biblical proportions, Yennefer’s willing sacrifice, speculation about the future of the elves, a waterfall of cliffhangers, and our reaction to Season 2 dropping The Biggest Honking Secret in the Witcher series.

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Mitch Fey from the US and Rob Pigott from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 208 “Family”. Very important bits include: catching up on their work in the film and game industries since their appearances three years ago, Ciri confronting the loss of her home and family while trapped in a dreamscape, Ciri/Voleth Meir’s slaughter of the witchers and Geralt and Vesemir’s resulting conflict, Francesca on the edge of revenge, Yennefer and Jaskier taking things into their own hands, Nilfgaardian scheming, Cahir’s [redacted] arc, and unleashing Jurassic Park in Kaer Morhen.

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Allison from the US and Bo from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 207 “Voleth Meir”. Very important bits include: Yennfer’s realization of Ciri’s potential and her change of heart, Vilgefortz’s unnerving personality change, Fingilla’s slow isolation and consequent outburst, using primordial magic for everyday productivity, a TED talk on Deadly Nightshade, Stormchasers: Nilfgaard, and how this episode in particular is an examination of hope.

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Allison from the US and Bo from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 207 “Voleth Meir”. Very important bits include: Yennfer’s realization of Ciri’s potential and her change of heart, Vilgefortz’s unnerving personality change, Fingilla’s slow isolation and consequent outburst, using primordial magic for everyday productivity, a TED talk on Deadly Nightshade, Stormchasers: Nilfgaard, and how this episode in particular is an examination of hope.

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Allison from the US and Bo from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 207 “Voleth Meir”. Very important bits include: Ciri’s deadly consequences for the people of the Continent, the willingness to hope, how Cahir’s return to Cintra and Francesca’s seeming abandonment change Fringilla, Voleth Meir’s hand in elven genetics, Geralt’s “special friends”, Vilgefortz and Tissaia?!???!?!?!??, and the definitely-probably-possibly-canonical first witchers, Phil and Gordon.

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Allison from the US and Bo from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 207 “Voleth Meir”. Very important bits include: Ciri’s deadly consequences for the people of the Continent, the willingness to hope, how Cahir’s return to Cintra and Francesca’s seeming abandonment change Fringilla, Voleth Meir’s hand in elven genetics, Geralt’s “special friends”, Vilgefortz and Tissaia?!???!?!?!??, and the definitely-probably-possibly-canonical first witchers, Phil and Gordon.

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Charli from Austria and Kim from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 206 “Dear Friend”. Very important bits include: how the birth of the elven baby will change the alliance between the elves and Nilfgaard, how resentment poisons the self rather than harming the object of resentment, Lara Dorren—and consequently, Ciri—as genetic weapons, breaking down the fight between Geralt and the Michelet Brothers, and my take on the macro villain arc for Season 2. Plus: Kingsman, Deadpool, and The Flying Tooth.

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Charli from Austria and Kim from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 206 “Dear Friend”. Very important bits include: how the birth of the elven baby will change the alliance between the elves and Nilfgaard, how resentment poisons the self rather than harming the object of resentment, Lara Dorren—and consequently, Ciri—as genetic weapons, breaking down the fight between Geralt and the Michelet Brothers, and my take on the macro villain arc for Season 2. Plus: Kingsman, Deadpool, and The Flying Tooth.

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Charli from Austria and Kim from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 206 “Dear Friend”. Very important bits include: ‘The Aard Incident’, parallels to the 2001 Polish series, ‘The Hexer’, becoming the only human in a Muppet noir, what Cahir’s bathrobe tells us, the history of wooden training swords. and the proper etiquette for ‘Reuniting With The Ex Lover You Abandoned at the Top of a Mountain At Least 15 Years Ago, probably.’

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Charli from Austria and Kim from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 206 “Dear Friend”. Very important bits include: ‘The Aard Incident’, parallels to the 2001 Polish series, ‘The Hexer’, becoming the only human in a Muppet noir, what Cahir’s bathrobe tells us, the history of wooden training swords. and the proper etiquette for ‘Reuniting With The Ex Lover You Abandoned at the Top of a Mountain At Least 15 Years Ago, probably.’

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Charli from Austria and Kim from Germany join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 206 “Dear Friend”. Very important bits include: the fantasy books we’d like to see adapted, the religion and Temple of Melitele, Geralt’s (maybe unhelpful) words of affirmation, Rience’s cross-Continent zoomies, and this Roach’s probable age. Plus, help us name the Kaer Morhen wifi!

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In this bonus episode of Breakfast in Beauclair, Alex Berner from Pocket Bard, the composer of Breakfast in Beauclair, joins Alyssa to discuss the music behind the podcast—from corporate holiday to trap to beachy hippy camper van.

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James from the US and Robin from the Netherlands join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 205 “Turn Your Back”. Very important bits include: An exploration of femininity and the breadth of women in the Witcher, how the score underlines the themes of the show, deconstructing both the narrative and character reasonings behind the Elder Blood plot line, Digimon-Bionicle-Transformers, tapping into the Continent’s boom box network, and sharing a brain cell at the bottom of a canyon.

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James from the US and Robin from the Netherlands join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 205 “Turn Your Back”. Very important bits include: the introduction of new antagonists, flipped perspectives, fresh combinations of characters, the importance of building trust between actors, a deep dive into the Elder Blood plotline, splitting the party, how “Turn Your Back” is realized throughout the episode, and ‘Twisted Mermaids’.

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Dallas Wheatley from the US and Emma Sherr-Ziarko from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 204 “Redanian Intelligence”. Very important bits include: how cinematography enhances the storytelling, furthering the plot versus furthering the story, meta dialogue in both the show and books, deciphering the Continent’s prophecies, my best Vesemir impression, and ‘saying the quiet part out loud.’

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Dallas Wheatley from the US and Emma Sherr-Ziarko from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 204 “Redanian Intelligence”. Very important bits include: story and character comparisons to Blood of Elves, the dynamic of Geralt and Yennefer’s relationship and the space between them, the expanding Witcher Universe, Cahir’s faith, Yennefer’s development, Jaskier’s breakup hair, and finding love in the frat house of the Continent.

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Dallas Wheatley from the US and Emma Sherr-Ziarko from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 204 “Redanian Intelligence”. Very important bits include: Emma pairs the Witcher with wine, an introduction to the world of audio fiction, practical v. CGI effects, comparisons between the show and Chapter 2 of Blood of Elves, and a minor meltdown over how long it’s been since Lord of the Rings.

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In this bonus episode of Breakfast in Beauclair, Elora from the Netherlands and Kyle from the US join Alyssa for The Quiz of Surprise, in which guests of the podcast go head-to-head in trivia on the episode we literally just discussed. Find out who wins in this bonus episode and catch other episodes on the Breakfast in Beauclair patreon!

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Elora from the Netherlands and Kyle from the US, join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 203 “What is Lost”. Very important bits include: Yennefer’s stroll through the Tall Grass of Aretuza, parallels between Vesemir and Eskel and Tissaia and Yennefer, the most famous quality of trees, Face Acting!, and my secret conspiracy theory about this very episode.

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Elora from the Netherlands and Kyle from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 203 “What Is Lost”. Very important bits include: Elora’s Visual Analysis Corner, primal human fears, The Pendulum in the Netflix series versus our Pendulum in The Hanza Discord, how much Stregobor just sucks, what makes a good villain, and our best impressions of Scottish Ciri.

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David from WhibbsGames and Tracie, Miss Magitek, join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 202 “Kaer Morhen”. Very important bits include: Eskel and the infamous leshy fight; Baba Yaga and the magic number 3; successful examples of special effects, practical effects, and editing; themes of figures, dreams, longing, faith, devotion, and desperation; and how we would have changed this episode and this season.

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David from WhibbsGames and Tracie, Miss Magitek, join Alyssa for our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 202 "Kaer Morhen". Very important bits include: TTRPGs and card games, shared dreams, parallels from The Witcher to our own lived experiences, the history of elves on the Continent, Geralt’s approach to fatherhood, speculation as to why Ciri hadn’t had any fighting training so far, connections to Nightmare of the Wolf and “Blood Origin”, and wooden beasts and Eskel’s… bucket list.

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Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye and Elsa from France join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 201 “A Grain of Truth”. Very important bits include: the connections Ciri makes to the “monsters” of the manor and monster as metaphor, Yennefer’s characterization in Season 2, foreshadowing with literal shadows and the mechanics of the Chinese Trotting Horse Lamp, echos from the Witcher games, “Tears of Fear”, and Heebie-Jeebies!

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Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye and Elsa from France join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Netflix’s The Witcher Episode 201 “A Grain of Truth”. Very important bits include: the role of a script editor, the parental relationships between Yennefer & Tissaia and Ciri & Geralt, comparisons to Sapkowski’s short story, “the ancient art of bucket swinging”, and Elsa breaks down the Big Question of The Witcher Season 2.

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Rob, TheUndeadGamr, and Piotr from Witcher School join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Netflix’s anime spin-off film, The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf. Very important bits include: the depiction of The Trial of the Grasses in both the film as well as at Witcher School LARP in Poland, Tetra’s Mean Girls moment, the consequences of mutagenic alchemy, the fall of Kaer Morhen and the completion of Vesemir’s arc from a carefree and detached nature to acceptance of responsibility and his destiny.

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Rob, TheUndeadGamr, and Piotr from Witcher School join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Netflix’s anime spin-off film, The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf. Very important bits include: The Witcher in animation, station and the desire for ‘something more’, changes from the existing lore of the Witcher, narrative storytelling in VR, Witcher Monster Slayer from Spokko and CD Projekt Red, Sapkowski Verbatim!, LARP 101: An Introduction to LARP with Witcher School in Poland, and Puppies of Surprise.

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Breakfast in Beauclair will return on Thursday, February 3, 2022!

Sarah A. from the UK and Alycia from France join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: the strength and softness that Yennefer and Ciri bring out in each other; magic as chaos, art, and science; prophetic visions; lessons on intimacy and consent; Owls, Monkeys, and little Ugly Ones; Polish euphemisms; and—oh, yeah—the end of Blood of Elves and “HEY, GERALT, REMEMBER WHEN YOU DATED THAT HAG, YENNEFER?”

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Sarah A. from the UK and Alycia from France join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: a joyous reunion between long-lost twins, Ciri’s newest influence and her adoptive identity as a sorceress, war as a lived experience versus as historical record, Yennefer’s maternal relationship with Ciri and motherhood in the Witcher, Chicken Social Hierarchy for the Soul, The Devil’s Tango and the structural integrity of rhinoceros, and “Mounds!”

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Garrison from the US and Daniel from the Netherlands join Alyssa for Part 3 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: all the questions that readers should be asking at this point in the series, our first introduction to Tissaia de Vries and Vilgefortz of Roggeveen in the books, the benefits of being an enigma, the weirdest dinner party (so far), the dumbest thing to yell to an angry Witcher, betrayal and the long game, Rience’s X-Men cosplay, car dealership frenzy, and Geralt of Rivia and The At Least Two Teeth.

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Garrison from the US and Daniel from the Netherlands join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: fast traveling across the Continent; the musings of an emperor; military tactics, propaganda, and Do-It-Yourself Justice; Big Reveals with a Capital B; The Steve Jobs of the Continent; sinking feelings; prophetic dreams; marshmallow assassins; and What If… Nenneke was the hero of Sodden?

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Garrison from the US and Daniel from the Netherlands join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: Nicodemus de Boot’s condemnation of murder regardless of motive or circumstance; Northern displays of strength; historical parallels to kingdoms, empires, and regimes in our world; peacetime v. wartime leadership; convenient unions; ugly solutions; drunken suggestions; strategy by committee; and The Worst Game of “Yes, and—” Ever.

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Josh from The Pod Called Quest and Erick Schwartz from the US join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: How Oxenfurt is really just a fantasy Ivy League, one of the most delightful character descriptions from the series, methods of manipulation, Drunk Witcher, age is just a frustrating plot point, and—relatedly—rubbing Vaseline on our eyes and screaming into the void.

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Josh from The Pod Called Quest and Erick Schwartz from the US join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: the famous “Dear Friend…” letter and the relationship between Geralt and Yennefer, the strengths of a short story format, Sapkowski’s possible attitude toward academics of the Continent, that one “helpful” co-worker, and a biologist demystifies the aeschna, plus Eeyore, Mr. Collins, and stealing clout from Beyoncé.

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Lea from the US and Madi from the US join Alyssa for Part 3 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: Ciri’s struggles with her trauma from the Nilfgaardian war versus the expectation of her neutrality as a witcher-girl, the witcher’s’ neutrality—or neutral-ish neutrality, the balance of a thousand-year-view, the personal cost of war, your Child of Destiny’s first home school field trip, and the close of the most heart-wrenching chapter from Blood of Elves.

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Lea from the US and Madi from the US join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: a dissection of the complex conflict between races on the Continent; plot poisoning; “avuncular”; and Ciri as a Pokémon, a baby, and Brad Pitt. And if you can’t actually be soulmates with the object of your infatuation, maybe consider ‘kindred spirits of misreading the room.’

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Lea from the US and Madi from the US join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: Number 1: The Endless Struggle Between Factions on the Continent… and Number 2. Plus, introductions to abatement falconry and law, plot armor, Fort Exposition, and Geralt of Rivia and The Less Awkward Thing.

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Anita and Karolina from Witcher Kitchen and Nerds Kitchen join Alyssa for Part 3 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: our first first-hand look at the Second Battle of Sodden, how Ciri’s guardians parent against her desire for revenge, a sure-fire guide to translating Polish through context clues, “Everything is Geralt’s fault”, five hours of pleasure, and—most importantly—the promise of hope.

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Anita and Karolina from Witcher Kitchen and Nerds Kitchen join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: a look at Ciri’s witcher training in Kaer Morhen, what separates Sapkowski from authors like Tolkien in his own words, language learning, Dumpling Gate, a new entrepreneurial venture for the witchers, ”Traduttore, traditore”, and, this summer, don’t miss History’s Hottest Must-Have Hygiene Routine for keeping strigas at bay.

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Anita and Karolina from Witcher Kitchen and Nerds Kitchen join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 3. Very important bits include: a behind-the-scenes look at the production of Witcher Kitchen and Nerds Kitchen; your list of must-eats and must-sees for your next trip to Poland; the origin of the Wild Hunt; trances and prophecies, not-spoilers, and potato promises; and a definitive and unofficial look at the English translation of a famous Witcher quote.

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Lindsay Fawn from the US and Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye join Alyssa for Part 3 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 2. Very important bits include: the changing of the seasons and walks down memory lane, everyone’s quality time with Aunt Flo, a behind-the-scenes look at the making of The Hanza Holiday storybook, crystal belts, voiceover and voice acting tips, the sneakiest of peeks at a possible future Vengerberg Glamarye scent, and enthusiastic endorsements for Eskel.

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Lindsay Fawn from the US and Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 2. Very important bits include: The “Uncertain Dad” trope, The Four Horsemen of the “Perfect Woman” trope, ways we’ve gotten back on the literal and proverbial horse, the presence of femininity in the series, a mother’s perspective on the living quarters at the keep, Witcher-induced ASMR tingles, and “The Best Bed in Kaer Morhen”.

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Lindsay Fawn from the US and Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 2. Very important bits include: behind-the-scenes of voice acting and streaming, raising a pre-teen, strong female characters, Ciri’s relationship to oracles and soothsayers throughout history, and the joy of seeing our kids—or cats!—enjoy the timeless stories we love.

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Brett from Whispers of Oxenfurt and Lars from WitcherFlix join Alyssa for Part 2 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 1. Very important bits include: debates on names, stakes, and plagiarism; “The Witcher Bros.”; speculation on the upcoming Netflix spin-offs; what you need to know from the Witcher short stories before Blood of Elves; and the transition between the anthologies and novels. Plus, three Witcher content creators attempt to “Mission: Impossible” their way to a spoiler-free episode.

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Brett from Whispers of Oxenfurt and Lars from WitcherFlix join Alyssa for Part 1 of our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski’s first Witcher novel Blood of Elves, Chapter 1. Very important bits include: “Whispers of Hogwarts” and “A Short History of the Northern Kingdoms”, Ithlinne's prophecy, medieval warfare, fantastical beings from the Witcher world, “Who tells our stories?”, the lost history of the first Battle of Sodden, and the many names of the Continent’s most famous bard.

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Season 3 of Breakfast in Beauclair will return on March 4, 2021. Christian from Argentina and Tracie (aka Miss Magitek) from the US join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for our discussion of “Much More”, the eighth and final episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: The Battle of Sodden, the epic climax to Yennefer’s new storyline; Earworms!; Fatherhood of Surprise; comparisons to the source material; and the close Season 2 of Breakfast in Beauclair.

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Elora from the Netherlands and Josh C. from the US join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for our discussion of “Rare Species”, the seventh episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: speculating about future seasons of The Witcher on Netflix, crafting compelling villains, repetition as a device, and a call for Witcher friends and a D&D DM!

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Rob, TheUndeadGamr, from England returns to join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the second half of our discussion of “Rare Species”, the sixth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: “The Eyck Show”, Ciri’s storyline, the opportunity to translate philosophy and morality to the adaption, practical effects, a detailed comparison to “The Bounds of Reason”, the impact of changes to Geralt’s last wish from the previous episode, “Zeal!”, and “cheeky chappie.”

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Rob, TheUndeadGamr, from England joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the first half of our discussion of “Rare Species”, the sixth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: LARPing around England, reflections on relationships and destiny, health and safety violations, and three mysterious strangers, two hopeless exes, and a Golden Dragon Subtweeting.

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Charli from Austria and Jess S. from the US return with Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the second half of our discussion of “Bottled Appetites”, the fifth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: a breakdown of Ciri’s storyline, the mechanics of bringing a doppler to life, making a soundtrack, a critical look at the translation of Geralt’s relationships from book to screen, Jabba The Doppler slaps, and magic Roaches.

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Charli from Austria and Jess S. from the US join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the first half of our discussion of “Bottled Appetites”, the fifth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: analysis of Geralt and Yennefer’s motivations in this adaption of “The Last Wish”, a breakdown of the visual effects used throughout the episode, a debate on the use of nudity and sexuality in relation to storytelling, and a call for marketable Witcher merchandise—and cake.

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Christiaan from South Africa and Canada and Shaun from Northern Ireland join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the second half of our discussion of “Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials”, the fourth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: a breakdown of Ciri’s storyline, a discussion of comparisons to the source material, legacy, the importance of independence, Geralt’s Simpsons Movie moment, and Alyssa wields the Sorting Hat.

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Christiaan from South Africa and Canada and Shaun from Northern Ireland join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the first half of our discussion of “Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials”, the fourth episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: how Yennefer’s brush with an assassin interrupts her haze of disillusionment, Geralt becomes an honored guest at a royal banquet, the group almost forgets to discuss that Shrek scene, and Alyssa indulges her anniversary feels.

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Rob P. from New York and Mitch from Nebraska join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the second half of our discussion of “Betrayer Moon”, the third episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: Rob and Mitch take the reins for a compelling discussion about Geralt and Yennefer’s storylines, they share their personal interests in filmmaking and screenwriting, followed by an analysis of the unique horror atmosphere and dissection of the climactic transformation scenes of the episode.

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Rob P. from New York and Mitch from Nebraska join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the first half of our discussion of “Betrayer Moon”, the third episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: working in post-production in the film industry, the horror influences and atmosphere in this episode, analyzing the storytelling and conflict through an editing and screenwriting lens, Teenage Dreams, and the freelance gig economy in Temeria for witchers and workers of the self-described variety.

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Jess B. from the US and Robin from the Netherlands return with Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the second half of our discussion of “Four Marks”, the second episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: an educational conversation about feminist film theory in relation to our protagonists, the expression of emotions and female pleasure, the realization of complex characters and the relationships between them, a deep dive into the episode’s soundtrack with insights directly from composer Sonya Belousova, and assumptions about a certain blue tank top.

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Jess B. from the US and Robin from the Netherlands join Alyssa from GoodMorhen for the first half of our discussion of “Four Marks”, the second episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: themes of romance and motherhood, the complex relationship between humans and elves on the Continent, the construction of history through storytelling and perception, the role of emotions, and Jess and Alyssa explain an innuendo.

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Cyprian from Berlin and Reza from Australia join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss “The End’s Beginning”, the opening episode in season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. Very important bits include: a break down of the closing fight scene; comparisons to Andrzej Sapkowski’s original source material, “The Lesser Evil”; discussion of themes such as medieval lighting, warfare, and the effect of public perception; we bring shame upon the name Caldemeyn the alderman; and debate the classic question, “Ey! What’s an ultimatum!?”

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Lars from Witcherflix joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss “Something More,” the closing short story in Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny. Very important bits include: visiting each of our old episodes to connect the narrative of destiny throughout the short stories; themes of love, death, parenthood, and abandonment; a fanfiction request for the Mousesack and Geralt Assassain v. Assassin Smackdown; and a bittersweet end-of-season sign off.

Breakfast in Beauclair will return on June 4, 2020 with Season 2 of the podcast, which will discuss the recently released Netflix series.

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Lars from Witcherflix calls in from Berlin to join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the title story “Sword of Destiny” from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny. Very important bits include: how this penultimate short story sets up the five-part saga, themes of survival for both humans of the Continent and the dryads of Brokilon, and how the narrative comes full circle on The Law of Surprise from “A Question of Price.”

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Luisa from Germany joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the second half of “A Little Sacrifice” from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny. Very important bits include: the complex and often confused nature of Geralt’s trademark romances, the vastness of the Continent, and the controversial end of the story, all set to the soundtrack of our heavy, intermittent sighs that convey our responses to literally everything—just like Henry Cavill’s signature Hmm…’s.

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Luisa from Germany joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss “A Little Sacrifice” from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny. Very important bits include: “A Little Sacrifice” as siren exposure therapy, Alyssa’s awful imitation of the witcher’s even worse singing chops, the honesty and vulnerability within Geralt and Dandelion’s relationship, and accidentally being a suspect in a LARP murder for having a mysterious green jar of Lilac and Gooseberry creme perfume...

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Chris E. returns with his friend Adi to join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss “The Eternal Flame” from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny. Very important bits include: Our Thanksgiving-time speculation about the Netflix adaptation, historical economics and commodity trading, the history of pigments, Continent theology school, Chekhov's Gun, and Chris and Adi’s upcoming fan fiction about the notorious El Roacho.

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Charlotte from Vengerberg Glamarye returns to join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss Henry Cavill’s favorite short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny, “A Shard of Ice.” Very important bits include: the deep-rooted emotions and insecurities in Geralt and Yennefer’s relationship, adapting The Snow Queen, and the importance of communication in traditional and untraditional relationships. As Charlotte words it: “This chapter is about everyone's facades, the weight of those masks, and the toll it takes on their relationships.”

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Anita & Karolina of Witcher Kitchen join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the first part of the first short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny, “The Bounds of Reason.” Very important bits include: the at-odd feelings of love and longing that complicate the relationship between Geralt and Yennefer, Torrent tricks with a jobless golden dragon, and a second unexpected dissertation: this time on Polish swearing.

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Anita & Karolina of Witcher Kitchen join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the first part of the first short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s Sword of Destiny, “The Bounds of Reason.” Very important bits include: Polish legends of basilisks, leshys, and Smok Wawelski, Arthurian legends as visual inspiration for the Witcher Universe, insight into the origins of Yennefer’s character, and an unexpected dissertation on the history of potatoes.

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Jess & Crisanto join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the framing narrative from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “The Voice of Reason.” Very important bits include: analysis of Geralt’s inner world, morals, and code and—in this most holy of episodes—we remember the victims of Mother Nenneke’s sick burns.

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Jess and Crisanto join Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the title short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “The Last Wish.” Very important bits include: class systems in the Witcher Universe, the Femme Fatale, how callbacks enhance comedic rhetoric, too many pop culture references, and Quitty Wips.

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Oleg from Russia and New Jersey joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the fifth short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “The Edge of the World.” Very important bits include: analysis of the race relations between humans and elves on The Continent, exploration of language both within the story and of the translations, and—oh yeah—Austin Powers cameos.

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Cyprian returns to discuss the fourth short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “A Question of Price” with Alyssa from GoodMorhen. Very important bits include: Germanic influences in Sapkowski’s world, debates on The Law of Surprise, and the world premiere of the WWE: Cantankerous Cintran Smackdown Pay–Per–View Special.

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Cyprian from Poland and Berlin joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the third short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “The Lesser Evil.” Very important bits include: the complex ethics of neutrality, all of the bluffs, improper uses of “as you do,” and Geralt of Rivia’s famous line about neutrality and the nature of evil.

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Charlotte of Vengerberg Glamarye from North Carolina joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen to discuss the second short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “A Grain of Truth.” Very important bits include: legends of Blue Roses and Bruxas, justice in fantasy, “What’s the day-to-day of a Beast-Vampire relationship?”, and a behind-the-scenes look at Vengerberg Glamarye, the only shop for lore-accurate Witcher fragrances.

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Guest Chris E. joins Alyssa from GoodMorhen in New York for the inaugural episode of Breakfast in Beauclair to discuss the first short story from Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Last Wish, “The Witcher.” Very important bits include: New York strigas, Pirouette Power!, “Is time a human construct that also applies to the dead?”, and King Foltest’s potential as The Ultimate Reality Television Superstar.

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Welcome to Breakfast in Beauclair, a global Witcher podcast. Join our international hanza as we accompany the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his destiny, Cirilla of Cintra, on their journeys across The Continent. New episodes every other Thursday. A complete list of episodes, transcripts, and social links can be found at breakfastinbeauclair.com.

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