Lights Camera No: Recent Episodes
Whitney Danhauer, Eric Eastwood, and Lauren Anderson
Lights, Camera, No is a podcast where three friends discuss all of the terrible decisions characters make in movies and wonder... Why would they do THAT?
We're back after a very unexpected absence! This week listen to us break down the absolutely bonkers James Wan flick, Malignant.
This week we take on the very bizarre Sleepwalkers from 1992 starring Madchen Amick, Brian Krause, and Alice Krige. If you're into alien cats and/or vampires, this movie is for you.
This week we discuss the 2020 horror movie, The Empty Man. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Were we somewhere in between? Listen and find out!
In this week's episode, we talk about the remake of The House on Haunted Hill from 1999. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we think it was a two-hour Marilyn Manson video? Find out when you hit play!
We're back from a little bit of a summer break and this week we're reviewing the 2021 horror film, The Resort.It's our shortest episode ever and we'll let you figure out why.
This week Whitney and Lauren are wrapping up the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1666. Does this one hold up to the first two? (Whitney also wants everyone to know she knows they didn't use makeup to de-age the actors in The Irishman and IT: Chapter 2, it was digitally done.)
This week we talk about the second installment in the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1978. Starring Sadie Sink this one invokes the spirit of our favorite 80s slashers like Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp while an ax-wielding killer makes his way through Camp Nightwing.
This week Whitney and Lauren talk about the first movie in the new Netflix Fear Street trilogy, Fear Street:1994! Were there any plot holes? Do parents exist in this universe? Did we love the head nods to Scream? Listen and find out in this week's episode!
This week we have a very special guest - author, Grady Hendrix! Grady chose Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge for us to review and oh boy, it was a doozy. In what other movie can you find phantoms in malls, cobras in pet stores, and murderous piano players? Only in the 80s. Listen to us chat all about the ridiculous parts of this movie as well as talk about Grady's new book, The Final Girl Support Group, which debuts on July 13th!
With Lauren back from vacation, this week we tackle the pregnancy-horror flick, False Positive, starring Ilana Glazer, Pierce Brosnan, Justin Theroux, and Sophia Bush. Does it make the cut? Or is Pierce Brosnan's character's oddly erotic lubing up of the office tools enough to make us want to throw up? Find out in this week's episode!
This week with Lauren out, Whitney and Blake (formerly of Midweek Matinee) sit down to talk about all the mind-boggling events that occur in the second installment of the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
In honor of Father's Day this Sunday, we chose 2009's The Stepfather as our movie this week. Starring Dylan Walsh, Penn Badgley and Sela Ward, this horror movie sees a stepfather adopting a new family and sliding into their life, only he's not the loving father they all seem to think he is. Did it make the cut? Listen and find out!
Want a specific segment? You're in luck!
In Summary... - 2:28
Lights, Camera, Trivia - 21:56
Why Would They Do That? - 26:49
The Ratings Are In! - 36:43
This Week in Horror - 40:31
This week we tackled the third movie in The Conjuring series with the newly released, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, directed by David Chavez and starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. How does this one stand up to its predecessors? Listen to find out!
This week we cover The Conjuring 2, directed by James Wan and stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Madison Wolfe. This film brings us back into Ed and Lorraine Warren's lives as they investigate the Enfield haunting.
Want a certain segment of the show? Here you go:
In Summary... - 3:42
Lights, Camera, Trivia - 15:36
Why Would They Do That? - 26:55
The Ratings Are In - 35:42
This Week in Horror - 39:04
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! Join us as we battle it out over Zack Snyder's latest horror/action flick, Army of the Dead, starring Dave Bautista, Ella Purnell, Omari Hardwick, and a slew of other people. One of us hated it, one of us loved it... Listen and choose your side.
If you want to listen to a certain segment, here you go:
In Summary... - 1:23
Why Would They Do That? - 28:00
Lights, Camera, Trivia - 45:12
The Ratings Are In! - 1:11:51
This Week in Horror - 1:19:34
This week we're talking all about Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, starring Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, and Jake Weber.
Only want to hear a certain segment of the show? You're in luck!
In Summary... - 1:45
Lights, Camera, Trivia - 20:24
Why Would They Do That? - 34:30
The Ratings Are In! - 43:51
This Week in Horror - 48:38
We're back! This week we have special guest, Collin Parker, as we talk about the 2000 horror/thriller, What Lies Beneath, starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer. While it should've been a home run on all accounts with Spielberg and Zemeckis behind the wheel, find out if this gave us the willies or if it just flat-out flopped.
If you want the cliffs notes, here you go:
In Summary... - 2:50
Lights, Camera, Trivia - 16:12
Why Would They Do That? - 27:07
The Ratings Are In! - 34:06
This Week In Horror... - 37:22
If there's one thing in this world we know is true, it's that we can't pass up a James Wan flick. That's why this week we're covering The Conjuring and talking all about the creepy incidents on set, why Bathsheba ranks up there with the Lipstick Demon, and why Whitney won't allow a Ouija board in her house even if it is made by Parker Brothers.
Pull up a seat and get cozy because this week Whitney and Lauren are talking about the horror movie that some credit with single handedly reviving the horror genre - Wes Craven's, Scream! Starring Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich, David Arquette, and Courtney Cox, this episode is packed with all sorts of trivia and a lot of Whitney and Lauren debating on whether or not they have a crush on Matthew Lillard.
This week we're joined by our friend, Blake, from the podcast Midweek Matinee as we talk about the 2017 comedy-horror flick, Mom and Dad, starring Nicolas Cage and Selma Blair. Tune in as we chat about whether or not we want to ever kill our kids, what Lauren is changing her Twitter bio to, and how Blake is sure the pivotal moment in this entire film revolves around a toy dump truck.
An alternate title for this episode could've been "Lauren Is Itchy" because in this week's episode, we cover the 1990 spider movie Arachnophobia. Does Lauren stay itchy? Why does Whitney know so much about spiders? Was Delbert's insecticide street legal? Find out and be itchy with us!
This week we have vampires! We have boardwalks! We have men in super tight pants playing saxophones! That's right! We're covering the 1987 teen horror movie, The Lost Boys, starring Corey Haim, Jason Patric, Keifer Sutherland, and Corey Feldman. There's also mention of Labyrinth, as per usual.
This week Whitney and Lauren discuss Barry Levinson's 2012 eco-horror movie, The Bay. Starring Kristen Connolly, Will Rogers, and Kether Donohue as members of a small Maryland town that gets overrun by isopods. Plus, a small segment of the show is dedicated to the body horror trope of a fingernail falling off, despite no one losing a single fingernail in this entire movie.
This week we talk about Dave Franco's directorial debut, The Rental. When two couples embark on a weekend getaway to an AirBnB by the ocean, things go awry. (SHOCKER.) Does Lauren's wish of becoming best friends with Dave Franco come true? Does Whitney have a LOT of questions about the internet access in this movie? Do we somehow manage to bring Labyrinth into the conversation? Listen to find out!
This week we cover Whitney's favorite sub-genre of horror called "Why would you put your face so close to that?" In Ridley Scott's Alien, starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, and John Hurt, many people put their faces close to things they know nothing about and chaos ensues. There's also a cat named Jones, who Whitney and Lauren suspect might be the mastermind behind this entire massacre. Grab your favorite Facehugger or Xenomorph and get cozy for this week's episode!
This week we tackle the 2019 horror-comedy, Ready or Not, starring Samara Weaving, Adam Brody, and Andie MacDowell AND our friend, Rob, from The Crooked Table Podcast joins in on the fun. Is it TOO funny to be horror? Are in-laws really that hard to deal with? Has Adam Brody finally shed his lovable Seth Cohen persona? And finally, how does the Presidential Fitness Test come into play? Listen to find out!
In what we like to call our first two-for-one episode, Lauren and Whitney dive into the 2005 film Dark Water, starring Jennifer Connelly, John C. Reilly, and Tim Roth AND discuss the creepy similarities between this movie and the 2013 disappearance of Canadian college student, Elisa Lam, from the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles.
This week we're joined by our friends, Brian and Ashvin, from the Horror Movie Club podcast as talk about one of the biggest wtf movies of the 90s - Face/Off. Do we discuss how nobody noticed the difference in John Travolta and Nicolas Cage's characters? Yes. Do we talk about the John Woo's attempt to make Joan Allen a sex symbol of the 90s? Absolutely. Do we laugh more than we have on maybe any episode? We do.
This week Whitney and Lauren are discussing the 1999 found footage groundbreaker, The Blair Witch Project. Find out if they think the movie has stood the test of time or if it's now just basically a bad home movie.
With Eric on a bit of a hiatus, Lauren and Whitney discuss the 2019 creature feature, Crawl. Starring Barry Pepper and Kaya Scodelario, a father and daughter take on some angry alligators who have managed to somehow get inside the crawl space of their house... in Florida... in a hurricane. Come to hear how Sugar the dog is the true hero of the film, stay to hear Lauren debate on how angry alligators really are.
In this episode of Lights, Camera, No we talk about the 2001 horror flick, Thirteen Ghosts, starring Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, and Tony Shaloub. We discuss ghost vision goggles, whether or not Ectobar glass is a real thing, and just the overall 2000s-ness of this movie. Sit back, hit play, and have a laugh.
We made it to 2021! This week we discuss an 80s classic with 1984's Nightmare on Elm Street. Starring Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp and Robert Englund, this horror favorite hits all the required 80s buttons and we talk about it all. Plus, Lauren trades in her usual love of Kevin Bacon for a young Johnny Depp, so that alone is reason to listen.
In what MIGHT be our final episode of December, we're going out with a bang! This week we're talking about the 2017 Christmas horror movie, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller and Ed Oxenbould. Join us while we discuss the movie, along with a few spirals off-topic. You know, it's what we do.
We're back and we're kicking off the holiday season with a cult classic, Silent Night, Deadly Night. This movie caused quite the ruckus back in 1984 because parents didn't want their precious bebes to be afraid of Santa. We want to know what parents we're letting their kids see this movie in the first place! Join us to hear what we thought and whether or not this movie makes the LCN cut.
This week, here at LCN, we decided to cover something on a lighter level. With everything going on, we just wanted to laugh, which is exactly why we chose Troll 2, possibly the worst movie ever made. Listen to find out what we think about this atrocity of a movie and laugh along with us!
In this episode the Lights, Camera, No gang talks about the 1998 horror movie, Urban Legend, starring Rebecca Gayheart, Jared Leto, Joshua Jackson and Alicia Witt. Does this movie make the LCN cut? Listen and find out!
If there's ever been a week you've wished you could hit a giant red button and release a bunch of monsters to wreak havoc here on earth, it was probably this one. Good thing we covered 2012's horror movie Cabin in the Woods, starring Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connolly, Jesse Williams, and Fran Kranz, this week.
We're sending out spooky szn with a big bang! This week we have Mr. Bobby Roe, the writer, director and star of the movie The Houses October Built. Bobby was kind enough to sit down with us and let us grill him on everything from Houses to his upcoming projects to his children's book featuring one of Whitney's favorite animals, a narwhal! Yeah, this guy does it all. Tune in for this special episode and tell us what you think!
It's not Halloween if you don't watch Hocus Pocus at least once, according to Lauren. That's what the LCN crew is covering this week. Join us as we chat about the 90s flick starring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're rolling right on through Spooky Season with our second Halloween-themed movie, Trick 'R Treat. This movie takes on four different stories all occurring on Halloween night in some town in Ohio that Eric dubbed Halloweentown. (Not to be confused with the Disney movie...) Listen as talk about some of our favorite and not so favorite moments in this Halloween classic.
It's finally October and this week we're discussing the OG, Halloween. Listen to our thoughts on the film and whether or not we think the first of the Big Three slashers deserve a Lights, Camera, Yes!
We made it! Lights, Camera, No hits our 50th episode and our one year anniversary all in one fell swoop. In this episode we discuss some of our favorite moments from the past year along with some of our listener's favorite episodes. We want to thank everyone for coming on this crazy ride with us and we can't wait to see what the next year holds!
The blessed day has arrived. Lauren finally watched the smash hit about a dinosaur theme park gone wrong! This week we're reviewing Jurassic Park starring Sam Neil, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough. Did it get a Lights, Camera, Yes from everyone? Do we discuss the potential uses of the T-Rex's arms? Listen to find out!
With Eric out this week, Whitney and Lauren review the original The Amityville Horror starring James Brolin and Margot Kidder. Listen to hear their debate on if Jodie was a pig or a human and what exactly the budget for the movie was spent on, because it definitely wasn't the effects for the floating pig eyes.
This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren review the 2013 horror movie, Oculus, by Mike Flanagan. At least they try to. At one point they're all so focused one of the character's hairstyles, things really go off the rails. Regardless, this is their review and they're sticking to it.
This week we're talking about yet another Kevin Bacon film, Stir of Echoes. Surprise, surprise, it was Lauren's pick but that's fine because we have a Bacon quota to meet every month. Listen while we talk about all the WTF moments as well as a brief musical interlude by Whitney. You. Are. Welcome.
This week we have the incredible Mike G. from the Masters of the Nerdiverse podcast on as we talk about one of the all-time greats - Poltergeist. Starring Craig T. Nelson and Jo Beth Williams join as we discuss some of the weirder choices the Freelings take along with alllllll the trivia that comes along with this horror flick. Plus, we may or may not have created a new superhero known as Night Business.
This week we're covering the movie NOT directed by James Wan, Sinister, and despite that fact still manages to be incredibly scary. So, congrats on that Mr. Scott Derrickson!
Listen along and discover which parts we questions and which parts we'll be fine never seeing again.
Reunited and it feels so good! This week all three hosts are back to discuss the 2010 horror movie, Insidious. Starring Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson, the movie focuses on a family trying to keep evil spirits from trapping their son in a comatose realm known as The Further.
This movie scarred Lauren for life but still, she insists on watching it every so often. (Maybe to see if she's gotten tougher? We don't know.) Regardless, listen to your hosts pick apart some of the more questionable decisions a family can make when faced with demons. (Spoiler alert: There's a lot.)
This week with Eric out, Lauren and Whitney review the 2016 Kevin Bacon film, The Darkness. Will Lauren's love for Mr. Bacon weigh heavily on her rating? Will Kevin Bacon leave us another secret review? We don't know, but you can listen to this episode anyways. Enjoy!
With Lauren on vacation, we have a special guest on the show to fill her shoes. Colleen Cox joins us as we discuss all things House of Wax and why Jared Padalecki loved that little fetal pig so much...
As we come to the end of our Jaws journey, we grace you with our thoughts on possibly the worst sequel in the history of sequels - Jaws: The Revenge. Plus, when we describe it, it sounds like a club Stefan would talk about. It has sharks, drug smuggling, art exhibits, dinosaur roars, and snails. Listen now!
If we were to try to give you a detailed plot summary of this movie, you would be disappointed. All you need to know is that in this episode we talk about Jaws 3D, which is about a shark breaking into Sea World, and Dennis Quaid. That's it. That's the episode. Listen, subscribe, review!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... Ahh, Jaws 2. You create so many questions and leave us with very few answers, but we love you none the same. Well, Whitney does for sure. Everyone else might be questioning how a shark's relative could hold a grudge. Or why no one believes Chief Brody yet AGAIN? Take a load off and have a listen!
In honor of it officially being summer, this week LCN is taking on the first ever summer blockbuster - Jaws! A classic, a masterpiece, an obsession Whitney has had over the years... THE movie that shaped her love for horror over the years... they're finally covering it. Will Eric and Lauren share Whitney's love for the movie? Or will they disappoint her forever and make her question their friendship? Listen now and find out!
After a tiny break, the LCN crew is back with a listener request! This week we're talking about the 2009 film, Orphan, starring Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard. When this couple adopts a little girl from Russia, wacky hijinks ensue! And by wacky hijinks we mean she starts murdering people and animals. Join as we pick apart the film and decide whether or not anything in this movie is actually feasible.
Eric needed a night off this week so Whitney and Lauren sat down to chat about some of their "favorites." They discuss favorite horror movie fun facts, favorite villains, favorite horror movie franchise, amongst a few other things. Check out this episode and then let us know what some of your answers are!
Ahhh... the 80s. Back when seatbelts were basically a suggestion and PG-13 ratings didn't exist for the first half of the decade. In this episode of LCN, the gang takes on the 1985 horror movie, The Stuff, directed by Larry Cohen. When a delicious dessert starts taking over peoples' minds, it's up to one industrial spy to save the world. Sound absurd? That's because it is. Hear what we thought on this episode of Lights, Camera, No!
This week we cover the 2007 movie, Drive-Thru, requested by our good friend Mando from the podcast Thematic Elements. Starring the likes of Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, and Nicholas D'Agosto as they run from a demented fast food mascot, Horny the Clown. Was this movie based in 2007? The late 90s? Was it inspired by Insane Clown Posse? We don't know, but it's the epitome of all things Lights, Camera, No. Listen, subscribe, review!
This week we dive into Lauren's favorite Kevin Bacon feature, Hollow Man. The 2000 film also stars Elizabeth Shue and Josh Brolin as they take on an invisible pervert. Find out our thoughts and more, right here!
This week we're joined by two of our favorite podcast hosts, Brian and Ashvin from Horror Movie Club Podcast. (If you haven't listened to their show, you should!) We're talking about the 1998 film, The Faculty, and hoo boy, do we have some opinions on Elijah Woods' character's reading material... Listen to figure out what the heck we mean by that.
This week the gang took a request from one of Lauren's friends, Christian. It was the 2018 film Velocipastor. Eric and Lauren had a jolly good time while Whitney contemplated jumping out of a window or throwing her remote through her tv. Have a listen at their thoughts, won't you?
And we're back! This week we're talking about the 2008 found footage horror film, Cloverfield. We could also alternatively title this episode, Eric Hates Hud, because he does and he is going to tell you ALL about it. Join us as we travel back to 2008 and watch a monster destroy a city...
This week we settled in for a sweet movie about a father and his love for his son... In fact, he loved him so much he was fine with him coming back as a zombie. That's right! We watched the original Pet Sematary! Join us as Eric does his best Jud Crandall impression, Lauren professes her love for an evil cat and Whitney gets confused about wendigos, skin walkers, and night crawlers.
If you didn't know, because time is a construct at this point in our coronavirus quarantine, April Fool's Day was Wednesday so we decided to celebrate with the 1986 "slasher" flick, April Fools Day. It's filled with stupid pranks and stupid decisions so join us as we question every decision made throughout this entire film.
Since everyone is basically suffering from cabin fever, why not cover the horror movie Cabin Fever? That's exactly what they're doing on this week's episode! This week Whitney, Eric, and Lauren take a closer look at the shot-for-shot remake of the 2002 movie and as per usual, they've gotta lot of problems with this movie.
With this week being crazy all across the globe, Whitney, Eric and Lauren decided to change things up a bit and go for a little bit more laid back feel. They talk about everything from their favorite jump scares to favorite "Why would they do that?" moments. Plus, they're joined by Whitney's daughter and horror fan in-the-making, Evie, as a special guest!
To make up for last week's giant blunder of releasing an episode covering the original Friday the 13th film on NOT an actual Friday the 13th in the calendar, we decided to cover the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th starring Jared Padalecki and Danielle Panabaker. And hey, since we're all pretty much quarantined because of the coronavirus, why not take a listen?
The gang is back this week talking about the 1980 film, Friday the 13th, starring none other than Lauren's love, Kevin Bacon. Plus, in true Lights, Camera, No fashion, if the hosts had taken the time to glance at a calendar they would have waited until next week to cover this movie because next Friday is actually the 13th.
This week, LCN is discussing the 1990 movie Tremors, starring Kevin Bacon (Lauren's longtime crush), Fred Ward, and most importantly...Reba McEntire. Giant worms have infested the small town of Perfection and it’s up to Val and Earl to save the day. How does this dynamic duo fare against a bunch of Grabboids that possess a Wile E. Coyote plan of attack? Find out in this weeks episode!
Lights, Camera, No is back with a new episode and this week Whitney, Eric, and Lauren are discussing the 2019 haunted camera film Polaroid.
This week on Lights, Camera, No, the gang discusses the 1992 movie Candyman. Eric confuses New York as the location of the movie for what is widely discussed as Chicago, nearly killing both Whitney and Lauren! Plus, don't miss a new segment we're calling Helen Haters. Spoiler alert - it's the entire episode. We hate Helen.
We finally made it! This week Whitney, Eric, and Lauren wrap up the Final Destination franchise with the las one, Final Destination 5. It's been a bit of a journey but join them as they pick apart, arguably, the best one in the entire franchise.
As they tackle the fourth film in what at seems like a never-ending franchise, Whitney, Eric and Lauren MIGHT be feeling a little bit of burnout when it comes to talking about the Final Destination movies. In this week's episode they discuss THE Final Destination, a title Lauren finds very misleading. Why? Because there's one more movie after this one. But no worries, their misery is your joy.
Whitney, Eric, and Lauren are continuing their trek through all of the Final Destination films. This week they're discussing Final Destination 3... You know... the roller coaster one. Watch a crew of teenagers die oddly elaborate deaths and then listen to the podcast where the hosts laugh at all the horrible decisions.
This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take on the second movie in the Final Destination franchise, aptly named Final Destination 2. Our old friend, Death, is back with his ominous wind to let everyone know, "Ya'll about to die an unnecessarily gruesome death." Join them as they discuss how Tim was... um... collected, why the mortician lives in a hobbit cave, and why nobody in this town knows how to drive like a normal person.
What happens when two of your favorite podcasts join forces? A supersized episode like this! This week Lights, Camera, No joins up with Horror Movie Club podcast to pick apart the 2000 horror flick, Final Destination. There's an excessive amount of shots of dudes using the bathroom but don't let that scare you. It's worth the listen!
Ever wonder what would happen if you started breeding giant sharks? What about giving them brains the size of an engine? Better yet, let's house these terrifying monstrosities in a poorly renovated sea lab. This week we dive into why you might want to reconsider your $200M investment into Alzheimers research with the 1999 film Deep Blue Sea.
This week the gang tried to find a New Years Eve horror movie and settled on one called Antisocial from 2013. Unfortunately, there were basically zero ties to New Years Eve and instead Whitney, Eric, and Lauren discovered a whole mess of other things wrong with the movie. That's what they're covering in this week's episode!
If you wait for Michael Keaton to show up in this film, you're going to be disappointed. His family friendly flick of the same title didn't grace theaters until 1998. This movie instead features a murderous snowman with the soul of a serial killer who has a penchant for people pies. That's what Whitney, Eric and Lauren are discussing in this episode of Lights, Camera, No.
This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren take a closer look at the 1974 slasher flick, Black Christmas. Starring Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder and Keir Dullea, the film focuses on a group of sorority sisters stalked by an unknown killer on Christmas Break. See what the hosts think and why you might never look at spaghetti the same way.
This week, the gang is discussing the 1984 fantasy/horror flick Gremlins. You know, the one with the gadget salesman who picks up a Mogwai for his kid for Christmas? There are three simple rules: never expose them to bright light, don't let them come into contact with water, and never feed them after midnight. Naturally, all three happen in the Spielberg classic. Tune in as Whitney, Eric, and Lauren compare Gizmo's cuteness with that of Baby Yoda and discuss the logic behind how Gremlins can drink alcohol - a LIQUID - without causing them to spawn.
Whitney, Eric and Lauren discuss the 2011 film Shark Night in this episode, but it could also be titled The Episode Where Eric Talks About a Character's Arm Getting Bitten Off for a Full 60 Minutes. Listen for laughs and lots of rambling.
In 2002, The Ring, a Japanese style horror film, made waves in the US because of how genuinely scary the movie was. Directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Naomi Watts, the movie follows a journalist who tries to get to the bottom of a cursed video tape that has been blamed for a recent string of deaths.
In this episode of Lights, Camera, No we take a look back at the horror film and wonder what we would do if put in this situation and why Eric doesn't know what a VCR is called.
Did you know that the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer movie was actually a trilogy?
Yeah. Neither did we.
But once we discovered this, we knew we had to cover it on the show.
Let us set the scene...
Three innocent podcasters looking for a good movie to review on their show. It doesn't have to be good by any means. Heavens, no. They just needed material to laugh about and point out some of the dumb decisions characters make.
Instead, they unknowingly sat down to watch one of the worst movies of all time - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.
It was painful, but they did it and now, you can hear all of their opinions and everything they laughed about with this awful, horrible ending in the I Know... universe.
We're continuing our trek through the I Know What You Did Last Summer universe with the 1998 sequel, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. This one has Jennifer Love Hewitt returning for the role of Julie James as well as Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Ray Bronson. They're also bringing Brandy and Mekhi Phifer along for the ride.
While the killer wants us all to know about his ironclad memory, he's still going to an excessive amount of trouble to make sure he gets rid of these kids. No way could I ever be a killer. Entirely too much work according to this guy.
Find out what we thought on this week's episode of Lights, Camera, No.
In the late 90s, the teen slasher had seen a revival following on the heels of Scream. In 1997, I Know What You Did Last Summer was one of those movies.
Starring some of the biggest 90s teen stars like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze, Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ryan Phillippe, I Know What You Did Last Summer follows the tale of four teens who accidentally hit a man with their car. They believe he's dead and instead of taking one logical step at any point in this movie, they decide to start things off by tossing his body into the ocean.
Except, plot twist! He's not dead... and now he's no longer angry. He's cold, wet, and angry. (Nobody likes to be in soaking clothes.)
Did they make a single good decision? (Nope!) Did we have a blast pointing out all of their terrible plans? (Absolutely!)
In 1997, our televisions filled with ads for what seemed to be a new science fiction movie about to be released to our local theaters.
A young and foolish Whitney excitedly bought her tickets and settled in for a space adventure with the possibility of an alien or two.
That is not what Whitney received.
Instead, she sat, horrified, for two hours as she watched a crew of astronauts manage to rocket their way into the depths of hell and all the horrors that it held.
In honor of her unfortunate mistake, Lights, Camera, No takes on Event Horizon this week as they point out the unbelievable decisions that all of these supposedly very smart characters continue to make.
Join them and hear what they manage to come up with in this week's episode.
In this episode of Lights, Camera, No, Whitney, Eric, and Lauren take a closer look at the movie Chernobyl Diaries.
Any movie where people tour a nuclear disaster site for funsies cannot be filled with any good decisions.
Listen now to find out all the terrible choices every single character makes in this 2012 horror flick.
This week Whitney, Eric and Lauren tackle A24's movie, The Hole in the Ground.
The Hole in the Ground stars Seána Kerslake as Sarah, a single mother who has just moved to the Irish countryside with her young son Chris, after divorcing Chris' father.
In the new house, Sarah starts to notice changes in her son that nobody else seems to find odd. When things go from bad to worse, Sarah begins to question whether Chris is really or son or has somehow been replaced with something else.
How many bad decisions did the hosts find this week? Is Chris' sudden penchant for eating spiders a sign something is amiss? What about the gigantic hole in the ground absolutely no one thought to mention to Sarah before she bought the property?
Find out what they think in this episode of Lights, Camera, No.
Lights, Camera, No is a podcast where three friends who love movies, sit down each week to talk about all of the bad (really bad) decisions that are made by characters in their movie of the week. While there are plenty of bad decisions in lots of movies to choose from, this podcast finds the most fodder in horror movies. (Because nobody makes good decisions in horror movies.)
In the first official episode, Whitney, Eric, and Lauren take on the 1986 horror movie, Chopping Mall.
Starring Kelli Maroney and Tony O'Dell, Chopping Mall revolves around a group of teens who decide to stay after hours and party in the mall's furniture store. However, the mall's new security system has just been unleashed and when a lightning storm strikes the building, the supposedly harmless security robots go on a killing spree.
How many bad decisions were made in Chopping Mall? Listen to this episode of Lights, Camera, No and find out!