The Eli Castro Show: Recent Episodes
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The trials and tribulations of a criminal lawyer turned comedian. Each week, Eli and his guests discuss various topics and personal stories. It's an audio sitcom guaranteed to make you laugh in 30 minutes or less!
A wedding with four runners, cutting aluminum and the mental effect of listening to someone lecture you!
Running over your boyfriend with your car, going to couples counseling and dealing with dirty dishes in order to save your marriage!
Discovering that not all chocolate are created equal, learning the origins of some of the world's most popular chocolate bars and realizing that I had gone my whole life overlooking one particular "cup".
Meeting the new director, learning more about the YMCA and discovering the best way to eat an Oreo!
My son discusses his senior year in High School, makes some startling revelations and his girlfriend makes a surprise appearance!
Hosting parties, deciding between Chicago and New York style pizza and discovering the weirdest pizza toppings!
A baseball game in Pittsburgh, a good breakfast with bad service and a flight to forget!
Sharing a romantic draft story, surviving an accident and a failed attempt at providing medical care!
Exploring Gary, Indiana, solving the mystery of Emerson High School and addressing our snoring problem through counseling.
Weight struggles, the love of peanut butter ice cream and being called a rat...is a good thing!
The effect of alcohol on comedy, critiquing comedy show reviews and the worst knock knock joke ever!
Catching up with Golden Oreos, mystery cockroaches and the joy of learning a new language!
When a cat is the mayor, when a Pringles can serves as a casket and when a sumo wrestler shaking a baby is actually a good thing!
An immature driver, like mother like son and an elementary school diary entry for the ages!
Getting through a hurricane, dealing with a chaos agent and experiencing a Bad Bunny concert.
A successful, confident and strong journalist, a case for Caso Cerrado and the power of a love song!
Unusual food choices, unlikely heroes and the perfect date from a teenager's perspective!
Accidentally breaking into a house, reluctantly cleaning a gutter and inspiring an Army hero!
Pony tail power, a close encounter with an alligator and the secret to how men and women can actually be friends!
A closer look at Emeline, how distance brings sisters together and showing Bruno some tough love!
What it takes to go back to school, what it took to drop out of school and what it takes to answer the phone at a medical clinic.
My son likes someone, I don't like someone who eats soft serve ice cream and Jose doesn't like someone who recognizes him at the gym.
Facing fears of aging, discovering the urgency of now and learning to explore elderhood.
A 1930s looks at a Bean wagon, a popular dance orchestra and the direct dial telephone!
A seriously funny conversation, a stressful rollercoaster and a very memorable funeral scene.
Don't laugh before you strike, don't go inside my body that way and don't offer me dessert at a wedding.
A different type of cake, an unappetizing sandwich and an invisible fat creature that attacks you while you sleep!
A sandwich that sounds fishy, a sandwich that's missing bones and an interview with a Post Malone look-a-like.
A nanny named Maria, a coffee pot wielding flight attendant and one very menacing finger!
Getting pulled over for speeding, surviving traffic school and learning the consequences of road rage.
A look at the origins of some classic idioms like "turning a blind eye," "beating around the bush," and "the proof is in the pudding."
Evaluating the effects of homemade chocolate chip cookies, horchata cookies and a slice of piña colada cake.
How to scratch an itch, how to inspire loathing and disgust and how to control the monkey voice in your head!
What makes me tic, what made me leave the law and what happens when a rooster meets a dog!
When doing right goes wrong, when you're in denial about impairment and when getting a permit is harder than getting a CDL.
Making stories from stories, appreciating the right reviews and say no to crack and steroids!
A live music extravaganza, a side of Emeline rarely seen and a roach story of various sizes!
Ordering the worst Latino food, implanting golden chains for hair and an update on Jose's battle with Golden Oreos.
When you get that phone call from the hospital, when your mom breaks her back and when you decide to become a doll aficionado.
Celebrating the laughs and wonderful moments throughout the years, Shakira battles a wild boar and cross-examining Jose over the murder of a squirrel.
The babysitter matchmaker, the Dominican car watcher and a disturbing love story written on a $1 dollar bill.
Foods that affect how long you live, solving our son's geometry problem and a unique love affair with a chimpanzee.
Fresh squeezed cotton candy, the legend of La Madrina and an expensive pair of baptismal sunglasses.
High School drama, an inspiring word of advice and the strangest way to welcome freshmen.
A pet cemetery, a spitting monkey and the transformative power of chicken and potatoes.
Getting to know your teenager better, remembering ourselves at that age and comparing favorite songs!
Writing a memoir, dealing with door-to-door salesmen and dishing out memorable pick-up lines!
A passive aggressive email, a magical rat and one very interesting way of explaining how kids get cavities.
Know who's the boss, know how to express your opinion and know how to properly give a deep tissue massage!
When glamping goes wrong, when you encounter a cockroach (or two) and when your spouse has no faith in you.
Two sisters, one hot dog restaurant and the adventures of starting a new business together!
When family comes to visit, what not to do when you have an upset stomach and when neighbors have had enough with the noise!
One bottle of A.1. sauce, a drive-thru math problem and a shopping cart full of rejection.
A seafood cereal, an incentive to get vaccinated and a pet peeve that requires silence.
A doll house hospital for my haunted doll, a religious letter for my friend and a great review for my podcast!
A second place award winning poem, the poetry whisperer and how to deter a burglar with just your voice.
A manual cement mixer, a head lice technician and a whale snot collector of biblical proportions!
A psychic who compliments you, a psychic who scares you and the one candle you should never blow out.
Debating over fake trees, fake nails and whether it's better to watch movies at home or in a movie theater. Things get intense and very funny!
A healer, a stinger and the desire to be a Capricorn! Walter Mercado would've been so proud!
The wonders of Zoom, the reality of virtual concerts and the miraculous 28 year old frozen embryo!
Stealing packages and groceries, posting signs for the thief and the search for a missing bowl.
A wife, an ex-wife and a concerned mother discuss their views on the perfect wedding cake.
A story about a Christmas witch, a cat monster and a debate about who the worst driver is between Sandra and Eli.
Overcoming food guilt, shutting out food shame and learning to savor every bite of your favorite snack.
Tales of an elopement, our first argument as a married couple and our favorite go to restaurants for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
The real cost of a chocolate chip cookie, the real value of a 5 year old and the real power of hunger!
An introduction to baby goat yoga, the world's first billion dollar home and lavish ways to waste your money!
Restoring an AI relationship, guessing the perfect quiz answer and experiencing the best of the worst Covid birthdays.
How to break your father's stride, paying attention to lyrics and experiencing your first all-nighter.
Losing a toe nail, the dumbest personal trainer in the world and a lesson about Chinese food.
Proper mask etiquette, getting run over while sunbathing and the kindest and sweetest Hooters waitress ever!
Taking a look at the top 5 restaurants in the country, learning about water ninjas and finding a new appreciation for a big slice of pizza!
Take a virtual trip and experience the best and worst of some of the world's most iconic places like the pyramids, Machu Pichu and even the Tomb of Christ!
Raising money to gamble, to get a boyfriend out of jail and to find a cure to an addicting video game!
I get together with my ex-wife and my son and we discuss our family, our relationship and we visit a restaurant with a very limited menu!
Cutting a sheep's ear in Wyoming, wrestling a bear in Louisiana and getting arrested in Alaska for being drunk in a bar.
Delve inside the mind of a 13 year old and learn about the pros and cons of school during a pandemic, the true value of Woody and Buzz and experience "Equal" - an audio movie written by my son, Alexi Castro.
We're talking music, the importance of height and a karaoke version of "Like a prayer" you don't want to miss!
A man coughs on a cop, a woman coughs on food and a story that will change the way you look at a Lacoste polo shirt!
Quiz questions, surprising answers and a national restaurant chain gets the bad reviews it deserves!
La Doctora is in! We're talking Covid-19, quarantines and dealing with mass hysteria. A much needed comic relief from the current pandemic.
Ranking favorite childhood cereals, out-of-control sideline parents and how to best deal with them.
Understanding the difference between a gym and a social club, looking at haunted dolls online and buying a soul on Craigslist.
Experiencing heat exhaustion, dealing with line cutters and ending discrimination in Georgia!
What it takes to be happily divorced, a discussion on superstitions and a math test gone wrong.
Skiing for the first time, visiting Iceland for the first time and facing your fears when traveling alone with your children.
The American dream, Puerto Rican style, in a Mexican restaurant, a Le Mis(erable) experience and the ridiculous cost of education!
The evolution of Christmas, a Dominican Christmas nightmare and my personal thoughts on the Miss Universe Pageant.
A job offer you can't refuse, Dating Adventures with Esteban and a Jeep for sale you have to refuse!
Catching up with our favorite elf, Mr. X shares his favorite Thanksgiving meal and Damiana brings each of us a gift.
An update on "Dating Adventures with Esteban", a very unique cleaning experience and a discussion of some of our pet peeves.
An inside look at working for me, dating adventures with Esteban and a tribute to Walter Mercado.
To have or not to have kids, dealing with societal pressures and parental expectations, and when "I don't know" is a perfectly fine answer.
Checking up on Jose after surgery, talking to my parents about their new car and an interesting conversation with a telemarketer.
My dad's award show, my volleyball doubleheader and my feelings about my parents' divorce.
Celebrating the 3 year anniversary of "El Podcast" by doing another Facebook “Live” show. I take questions, comments and I even reveal the uncomfortable truth behind how I met La Doctora.
An encounter with a roach, touring San Antonio on a motorcycle sidecar and realizing I'm not good with doctors.
How Florida prepares for a hurricane, the ideal hurricane survival kit and a feud with Jose's doctor over his weight issues.
The spicy chicken sandwich challenge, what happens when a spider crawls up your ear and the results of my parent-teacher conference.
Preparing for a parent-teacher conference, staying focused on your goals and what happens when you're the victim of a theft at a resort.
Annoying commercials, changing the way companies price their products and an old friend pays us a visit all the way from the North Pole!
Dealing with voice troubles, eliminating money troubles and working in the ten most craziest jobs.
A Disney pop quiz, crashing The Last Supper and how to deal with uninvited "guests" at the movie theater!
The Georgia Department of Driver Services Puerto Rican Interview guide, how to tell a Puerto Rican from a Dominican and one really bad snow cone!
An encounter with poisoned donuts, when a rat is on the menu and the effect of gutters on the weather!
The best summer camp for your kids, the joys and pains of remodeling and what happens when a guy asks another guy to dance!
The Miss Universe Puerto Rico pageant, the controversy and the dumbest gym ever created!
An Airbnb experience to forget, a war over reviews and owning a red handed killer monkey!
A surprise proposal onstage, an adventure in China and eating the best Chinese food ever!
A wedding reception proposal, the boy and his French horn and exploring people's biggest fears!
When being competitive gets the best of you, how to ruin a marriage on the day of your wedding and an important lesson about improvisation.
Learning from experiences, overcoming obstacles and speaking out against false advertising!
The San Sebastian Festival, a Baywatch episode in real life and a nightmare in a tree house!
A vacation dilemma, a 32 year old pretending to be a teenager and how to get a free meal at a restaurant.
New Year's resolutions, a review of the movie Bird Box and Confessions of a Pediatrician.
The importance of saying "Merry Christmas," what people are googling during Christmas and the Newlywed game with Rich, my graphic design artist, and his wife.
Best gifts when we were kids, an interview with an elf and a white elephant game with free stuff from Craigslist!
Dealing with the Christmas blues, so you wanna be a lawyer and a couples quiz to question your relationship!
A food and wine festival to break your budget, shopping for the most expensive home in America and 14 Puerto Rican dishes you must eat!
When your car battery dies, acknowledging the sore loser inside of you and an escape room experience to forget!
The Lazarus of Lizards, Middle School Band Concerts and browsing Craigslist for free stuff.
Visiting New Orleans as a donkey, surviving a crash landing in a balloon and experiencing shark week in person...with a lollypop!
Looking back at old party games, a Taco truck comes to the rescue and one very strange dipping sauce!
Deliciously unhealthy snacks, a pimple popping experience and honoring the very last Blockbuster Video.
Pregnancy pains, preparing for natural labor and an "easy" cooking lesson with a professional Chef.
The host with the most, pet-peeves and an interview with a member of the Puerto Rican National Diving Team!
Surviving fireworks, experiencing bad body odor on a plane and getting rescued from a cave!
Catching the World Cup fever, the origins of the 4th of July celebrations and a proper punishment for a polygamist.
Visiting the Grand Canyon, a cool Native American experience and sharing true ghost stories!
Pregnancy pains and surprises, La Doctora makes a house call and a hotel experience I'll never forget!
How to deal with unwanted attention, how to ride a balloon and how to show off on Mother's Day!
Meeting a Yankee legend, a baby shower to forget and when sleeping problems become relationship problems!
A day to celebrate her, a show to make fun of her and another twelve months to plan the next birthday!
Another Facebook “Live” podcast where we took questions, comments and even revealed some personal information!
When parents get angry, a trip to an amusement park and confessions of a child of divorced parents.
A run of memorable shows, an interview with "El Carnicero" and learning how fear can inspire you to change!
Winter sports we'd never try, a waitress I wouldn't want and an accent I'll never master.
The worst name for an accountant, a girl scout cookie fiasco and a hairy experience at a fancy restaurant.
Car troubles, the trouble with being competitive and a troubling conversation with Mami about her driving!
Some of what we saw, some of what we experienced and a lot of what we felt during our trip to Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria.
Seeing the Niagara Falls in freezing weather, preparing to meet my ex-wife's boyfriend and movies to avoid when you're feeling sick!
The boating effect on sleeping, the Gran Combo effect on Salsa and up close and personal with Comedian Joey Vega!
Respect the relief effort, proper movie etiquette and a concert for the ages (sort of).
Hope for Puerto Rico, performing for middle school kids and a prayer walk worthy of a confession!
A car drowns, a marriage is annulled and celebrating with those you love over the phone!
Surviving a hurricane, breaking the Da Vinci code and playing Doctor with a pig's foot!
An update on my kidney stone, proper tipping etiquette and an interesting chat with an up and coming comedian!
Giving birth to a stone, the less they tell you, the less it hurts and arguing when you know you're wrong!
How to provoke Jose's road rage, a suicidal skydiver and the first thing you should do when you suffer food poisoning.
A lucio gets dancing lessons, walking and eating at the same time and a Home Run Derby for the ages!
When "Despacito" sounds like "Burrito", a 13 year old terrorista and stripping down for Pepto!
Breaking down "Despacito", a new movie idea for Latinos and an offer I can definitely refuse!
Problems at home, dealing with a stalker and why Jose will not be at my birthday party!
A non-handy man, when a correazo becomes a felony and what happens when you play with matches.
Preventing road rage, avoiding distractions and a little Biggie Smalls to soothe your nerves.
The mystery of the G.E.R.D., an annulment to remember and looking forward to South Africa!
Scoping the crowd at the Winter Salsa Festival, a professional Puerto Rican Chef and a little horoscope action!
Our audiences, our experience doing shows and six reasons why you should never date a Puerto Rican woman.