Keeping It On The Road: Recent Episodes

Magnolia Crescent

A podcast about cars, love, and attraction. Magnolia Crescent, Honey Hubcaps, Jack Diesel, Full Synthetic, and sometimes some other people answer relationship and car questions, tell the stories of their best and worst breakdowns, and try to understand the ways of the world. We record this show while driving.

Send us your questions about cars, relationships, and their joys and problems at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com.

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Full Synthetic, Magnolia Crescent, and Jack Diesel went on a mission to a machine shop in Amish country to see if they could get a replacement part made for an antique tractor Magnolia was working on. (After we recorded this, the person she was working for pulled the plug on the project, so the guys never machined the rocker shaft.) Then we snuck into a quarry to swim. Along the way, Magnolia explained some things she'd learned recently about how electricity works, Full Synthetic described an electrical diagnostic job she did on a Chevy Malibu, and we also talked about what feels electric in relationships. We drove Jack's new '95 Saturn S-series, which we call "Old Gold" in honor of Honey's younger gold Saturn.

We recorded this in the summer of 2020 but it took a long time to get it ready. There's a pandemic and all.

We said we'd link to the video of the kiss scene from the movie The Thirteenth Year, which is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnM9GNWbMM0&list=PLfFZrtOe1r-naShwsuV3PlAarNjlv0rQL&index=2

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com. We're on Spotify and Stitcher now too.

The tracklist from this episode is:

Vic Chesnutt - Rattle

Laurie Anderson - Example #22

Namoli Brennet - Dust on the Radio

Lizzo - Juice

Michael Hurley - She Got a Mathematic

Brother Ali - Sensitive

MGMT - Electric Feel

Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six

Glow Worm - Daymaker


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Magnolia Crescent and Honey Hubcaps drove Goldy around in the mountains of North Carolina. They talked about how brakes work and told the stories of their worst breakups. All Cars Are Bad

If you want to learn more about brakes, here's a video about hydraulic power transfer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae2mMeASRSo But the brakes they show are drum brakes, which are now the less common kind. Here's a video about disc brakes, the more common kind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ0koDXk6PY (the video was made by an aftermarket parts company but we don't endorse any cars or parts, or anything else made by capitalist manufacturers)

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com. We're on Spotify and Stitcher now too.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "How To Be Invisible" by Kate Bush, "Untitled No. 47" by Alexa Rose, "Joe By The Book" by Buck Meek, "From Listening to Lightning" by Wheatus, "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush.


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We made it to Tucson! Magnolia Crescent sold Critter to our friend Tonya Tuneup and bought a '95 Geo Metro. In this episode, Tonya and Magnolia told stories about their first cars, including a story of Tonya's in which she did something VERY DANGEROUS, and wondered about what kind of routine maintenance keeps a relationship good. Tonya drove the Metro. Spark Plugs was in the back but he didn't say much.

Magnolia and Tonya spent part of the episode talking about veggie oil; any diesel engine will burn vegetable oil as long as the oil is kept hot. Most conversions to make diesels run on veggie oil involve adding a heated fuel tank for the oil and a way to switch back and forth between running on veggie oil and diesel fuel. Magnolia built a veggie oil system in Critter, which never really worked, although after we recorded this episode Tonya realized the veggie tank was full of sludge so maybe that was the problem. Read more at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable_oil_fuel

Read more about the Suzuki G10 engine, which is in Magnolia's Metro, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_G_engine#G10/G10_Turbo

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com. We're on Spotify and Stitcher now too.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Shark Smile" by Big Thief, "Send My Love To Your New Lover" by Adele.


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Join Magnolia, Spark Plugs, and Jack on their journey from Ohio to Arizona to sell Magnolia's car. We wondered when the right time is to tell someone you have a crush on them, or if you even should. We talked a lot about anxiety, and then we laid out our feelings about International Tell Your Crush Day. Spark Plugs said something nice about Magnolia, who didn't know how to respond. Jack drove. We had to fake the karaoke section by playing a song off a phone, because Critter doesn't have a radio.

We spent a whole section talking about someone Magnolia knows who we thought said you should NEVER tell someone you have a crush on them. Some time later, Magnolia ran into that person again and asked about it and it turned out they didn't say that at all. Maybe some day we'll have them on the show to set the record straight.

This episode was hardly automotive-themed, but we made up for it in the next one.

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com. We're now on Spotify and Stitcher too.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Greenville," "Passionate Kisses," and "Car Wheels on a Gravel Road," all by Lucinda Williams.


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Honey's partner Spark Plugs drove us around Pittsburgh. Thanks Spark Plugs! We talked about our dream cars, our dream dates, and what a perfect world would look like. We also engaged in a detailed description of a picnic and Honey described her firsthand experience with Soviet transmission failure.

Ignore Magnolia when they call the Lordstown GM factory "Lordsville" even though they basically live next to it. They also mentioned John Deere proprietary tractor firmware; you can read more about it at https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/06/nebraska-farmers-right-to-repair-john-deere-apple

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com. We want to hear from YOU about cars/relationships in the apocalypse!

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Hours Were The Birds" by Adrianne Lenker and "Good As Hell" by Lizzo.


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Winter comes to Pittsburgh. Honey Hubcaps and Magnolia Crescent talked about preparing for winter and the joys of inconvenience.

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo, "Bye and Bye," played by Jack Diesel, "You Are Never Alone" by Vic Chesnutt, and "Stay Inside" by Vic Chesnutt.


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Honey Hubcaps, Full Synthetic, and Magnolia Crescent wrestled with a puzzler about sudden brake failure from our friend Goat. Then we talked about whether cars have ways they want to be touched.

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Meant to Be" by Bebe Rexha.


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This is the first episode! Magnolia Crescent, Dusty Diesel, and Honey Hubcaps talked about what was exciting them about their cars and crushes, what their "type" is, and driver solidarity. Honey drove.

Send us your listener questions about cars and/or relationships and we'll answer them on the show! Get in touch with us at keepingitontheroad@tutanota.com.

Our theme song is "Rattle" by Vic Chesnutt. Other music: "Five AM in Amsterdam" by Michelle Shocked.


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