The News Junkie: Recent Episodes
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The News Junkie, Shawn Wasson, with Sabrina and C-Lane. The three best friends you never knew you had run through the most viral stories of the day.
Love is in a mystery drink for Valentine's Day, Tesla drivers get threats, we try to hook up some listeners and all hell breaks loose, another body of water gets a new name, Chernobyl was hit by a drone, a newspaper says SNL is right wing, a 104 year-old woman has an insane bucket list request and so much more!
An old man throws a banger party, Elon's kid goes viral, getting rid of waste is good actually, a student who got a teacher pregnant wants her charges dropped, the strange origins of galentine's day, when Make a Wish goes wrong, a 14 year-old human calculator shows off his skills, CNN just wants to curse and so much more!
MSNBC is really going wild these days, Kanye West runs into a big problem, nurses in Australia are in huge trouble, you must eliminate either Eggs, Milk or Bread, a new Instagram feature is bad news for cheaters, teenagers tell secrets about what they actually like, Elon Musk Oval Office moments and so much more!
Another politician freezes mid-sentence, Trump makes a comment about JD Vance's future, something turgid happens in front of Wendy's and we have the police report, Sabrina got some pricey concert tickets, Shawn had a bizarre experience at the movies, C-Lane's embarrassing realization and so much more!
The Super Bowl was a whole thing, everybody's coming, the Halftime Show debate, Courtney's funny text message, Sabrina's party takes an unexpected turn, C-Lane absolutely HATED this new movie, Tom Cruise's face, a kid who got away with it - twice, a hilarious song fail, Taylor Swift booed, Trump cheered and so much more!
Big Balls gets a CNN mention, all the drama ahead of the Super Bowl, an NFL legend spent all of his money, Ask Josh Anything, a doctor's video could lead to us getting an apology, Kendrick Lamar's halftime show buzz, a flying bottle of champagne, a junior dragster accident, Trump launches a war on paper straws and so much more!
A woman who may be faking tourettes, the FCC is coming for us, Trump is surrounded by women, the resistance is reading this book about how to Sabotage the country, we read it to find out what's happening, an emailer says Shawn can't say it on the radio so he does, Josh has The Next Episode, a crazy woman in Pakistan and so much more!
Trump drops some Gaza bombs, a reporter doesn't get her question answered, Fritz on the Street, the boat keeps on spinning, a few shells in your thong, C-Lane made a wardrobe mistake, Marcus Jordan says turn it up, big Ozzy Osbourne news, Misha Collins conspiracy theory, a judge gets says something dumb and so much more!
Trump wins the tariff showdown, a couple gets busted on police bodycam, the Super Bowl commercial that got awkward, Elon Musk's young slasher crew, horror movie fans on X are insufferable, a man finds out he can't dodge bullets, a judge weighs in on Justin Baldoni vs Blake Lively, big show announcements on the way and so much more!
Canada boos the United States, Baby Face gets ditched during an interview, Shawn goes nuclear on Canada, Amy Kaufeldt takes us through all of the plane crashes, the director of the Terrifier series speaks out, Dog Man is huge with kids, the groundhog event was as silly as ever, Mexico makes a deal with Trump, Canada digs in and so much more!
A man is angry that a cop pulled him over, some conspiracies, truths and hoaxes about the D.C. plane crash, Sabrina has a song for you, C-Lane does This Week in Florida, No Buy 2025 is not going well, the bizarre rules for being a air traffic controller, another wild update to the principle party story, Moe joins us for questions and so much more!
A plane crash in D.C. shocks the nation, Trump goes absolutely nuclear in his reaction, Shawn got stuck in a nightmare situation, a woman witnessed the worst stage show ever, a pilot tells us what actually went wrong in Washington, a woman charged for the unthinkable, the police report for the principal party story and so much more!
A man on TV eats a taco, a food fight breaks out on the show, RFK Jr confirmation best clips, the Surfside replacement is insane, Fritz on the Street, the kidz kant read, Super Bowl ads debate, smoking banned but not cigars, the principle party girl story gets the shocking update treatment, don't order the Blue Steak and so much more!
A Mexican food fight, a woman records a Lyft driver denying her a ride because she's too big,Trump talks about getting rid of income tax, baby snow cleaning video drama, the Doomsday Clock is the dumbest thing, Captain America promo drama, the truth behind disturbing Google Maps messages, ICE gets heckled and so much more!
Shawn found some mystery photos at his house, Trump takes on Columbia, fights over immigration boil over, the shocking new app on top of the charts, a hole-in-one and how giveaways actually work, the Super Bowl LIX is set and the drama begins, a strange movie about a cat, Amy Kaufeldt on the Gulf of America and so much more!
Things get brutal on a Friday show, Trump's wild first week, smelling the corpse flower, a fight about grocery shopping, the biohacker guy got weird, the JFK files are going to be a bust, the birthright citizenship debate, This Week in Florida, a big change coming to movie theaters, a massive reality show is returning to TV and so much more!
A shocking moment on live TV, please turn off the cold, Barack Obama divorce rumors, Kamala Harris divorce rumors, a woman fired over Elon posts, no banking for you, Trump takes a shot at Hannity, I'm very shocked the new Pastor crypto crashed, an angry email makes Shawn question the education system in America and so much more!
A spelling failure in our opening clip, Florida is frozen, the globe needs more warming, a woman's thong is shown as evidence in court, Shawn wants the Clublix experience, it's so hot at iHeart the studio broke, a news crew says goodbye after getting fired, get you some Bing Bang Bong, Netflix gets greedier and so much more!
Trump's first day, inauguration bloopers, the end of meteorologists, good god it's a cold world, Barron Trump's voice, BYOBucket of popcorn, Elon takes heat over a salute, everybody gets a pardon, throwing out sharpies, a single TikToker rages against the machine, secret messages in Govee lights and so much more!
The TikTok clock is ticking, a fight over power lines, someone tries to correct Shawn and it goes horribly wrong, we're just primitive radio gods, Biden's secret note to Trump, a Miami woman is a terrible shot, we all slander each other as an experiment, a question for Moses draws a big backlash and so much more!
Did Sabrina make it back for the show? A blooper at a wildfire press conference, the FDA has good news for the Bros, how Hollywood wastes money, two celebrities die, a house tour gone wrong, Wendy Williams speaks out, Dry January haters speak out, a cop squeeks as a man steals fuel and so much more!
A fight breaks out in our intro clip, Sabrina is going camping and assures us she will somehow still make it to work tomorrow, some inappropriate bands are playing at the Fire Aid concert, Sally Struthers dumps on Betty White, a Supreme Court justice is very confused about NSFW websites, Fritz on the Street, the greatest sports story of all time and so much more!
A woman makes a mistake on live TV, Coors Light might be lying to us, the unhinged messages from Caitlin Clark's stalker, it's tick tock time for TikTok, maybe Elon buys the app, Jack Smith's late night document dump, cancelling inauguration performers has been cancelled, Shawn battles the hobo establishment and so much more!
A man's bizarre reunion with his dog, we were late because of a meeting, Amy Kaufeldt went to New York, the worst neighbor ever, a man gets weird with a horse, the great mattress debate, a $100,000 scam, there are no more donuts, a man sues Disney over Moana, a fake fighterfighter arrested in Los Angeles and so much more!
This guy started the fire, Trump's sentence was a joke, the brakes didn't fail but his distraction was NSFW, the last house standing, Nick At Nite OHMYGOD, don't say fire away, CES had some of the worst gadgets ever, I want a dumb fridge, the Slender Man stabber is loose, people are mad a politicians and so much more!
Celebrities are upset about the fire in Los Angeles, news anchors pretend to be fire fighters, Shawn starts a huge fight with his fire take, Jimmy Carter's funeral brings all the former presidents together, why fires are the scariest natural disaster, Diddy is mad that Luigi is more popular in prison, but Yahoooooo says maybe not and so much more!
Insane stories out of Los Angeles, a live stream crash in the most hilarious way, the fire girl is pretty amazing, you can't ride the stupid drone, a little kid got a tattoo, private firefighters vs public firefighters, Canada fights back after Trump's comments, multitasking is a myth and so much more!
A plane in distress, a Hooters girl caught on a hilarious bodycam video, don't worry officers I'm the DUI for the night, Trump has a wild press conference, the Gulf Of America, Canada is on edge, a bananas situation with an adorable monkey, Sabrina is going to be on television, big news about medical debt and so much more!
Our first announcement of 2025, Biden's birthday song is pretty funny, New York subway riders are terrified, our first chat with Amy Kaufeldt this year, your parents history NSFW version, Canada and Greenland are in play, Golden Globes bloopers and cringe, the Cybertruck guy's ex-girlfriend is crying, banned in North Korea and so much more!
It's about to get COLD, America, the Bourbon Street story gets weird, Shawn tells a story about a mystery man named Mark, the fog conspiracy, C-Lane has a song to kick off 2025, we might buy a rocket launcher, a spicy video game take, Amazon makes a huge mistake, Apple owes you $100 and so much more!
We're easing our way into 2025, inside the attack on Bourbon Street, the Vegas Cybertruck explosion, Shawn's epic Flightmare meltdown, a confrontation at Sabrina's house on New Years Eve, Miami has lost the plot, the Brightline accident, falling drones, Generation Beta, no toilet paper on the plane and so much more!
The News Junkie Awards is back for our final show of 2024, Biden talks about the drones, a cruise ship passenger died in boat jail, don't post your baby's weight online, the best news bloopers, the best viral moments, the best show moments of 2024 and a banger of a song to say goodbye to the year.
Something unexpectedly explodes, a 15 year-old girl's manifesto, Santa is taking people's money, the government finally responds to the drone sightings, twins sue a marijuana company, here's your pig kidney, a chefs worst nightmare, gift giving is broken, skinny Jelly Roll incoming, a DJ gets stabbed by a stripper and so much more!
A man passes out on TV, the drone mystery craze continues, drinking too much at the office party, dating is hell in 2024, end street takeovers forever, Mike Tyson doesn't remember much, million dollar outfield baseballs, change your sheets you dirty monster, Jamie Foxx takes heat for a stupid joke and so much more!
We are live today for an unconvential show but I'll post the pocast anyhow if you're into that sort of thing. Our goal: collect 104 bikes and save Christmas for some families struggling through the holidays.
A man is upset about tents, Sabrina is back, the heathcare CEO shooter's attorney is a trip, the kayaker who faked his death is back, a momfluencer and flinching babies, your dog might not love you, retro toys are back in style, AI is going to replace your doctor, Fritz on the Street, a politician lies about his Spotify wrapped and so much more!
Shawn embarrassed himself in front of the whole neighborhood, we learn more about the Healthcare CEO murder suspect, ayahuasca is a hell of a drug, Fritz helps us sort out the mysterious drones story, watch out for Christmas Tree Syndrome, the AI gymnastics bug, a reporter interrupted by a troll and so much more!
A STRONG Person of Interest in the health care CEO killing, a little kid comes up with a crazy invention, a not guilty verdict for Daniel Penny, dumb racists protest the verdict, a Colorado cop goes very NSFW, Luigi Mangioni hates capitalism while drinking Starbucks and eating McDonalds, drones over New Jersey and so much more!
CEO assassin manhunt updates, what we know, flirting may get him caught, the bizarre gun he used, C-Lane makes a Costco joke that he is very proud of, go gout gout, About Me sections disappearing, This Week in Florida, a mother + son + OHMYGOD, Squid Game 2 electric boogaloo, the worst podcast guest and so much more!
We got some big news, a man makes things awkward, more on the CEO murder, the mystery bullets, the various theories about what really happened, a condo freak out, a fight in Washington, weldrod pistols, Sabrina partied too hard, people are actually celebrating the health care shooter, Maui the dog update and so much more!
A healthcare CEO in a mysterious attack, the great stink investigation, more sun in the afternoon, Fritz's last meal, a secret O.J. Simpson tape is a bust, the Pizza Hut of the Future, gingerbread houses are out - charcuterie chalets are in, $9 billion or you get the death penalty, a debate over defending your dog and so much more!
It's time to conquer Canada, road rage strikes again, a missing Hawaiian woman, an asteroid is headed for us, the creepy new Netflix app and what it says about you, a kid wrecks a Walmart, too many bad parents, American TV > British TV, IHOP server gets fired for breaking the rules, chaos in South Korea and so much more!
We're back, baby, Shawn, Sabrina and C-Lane share stories from the break, Hunter Biden gets a pardon, things get sexy at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, some insane Cyber Monday deals, a news anchor goes to work drunk, the definition on a lie, Shawn gets pressed on Wicked hypocrisy, a huge box office weekend and so much more!
A TV host makes a mistake, Thanksgiving can't be this cheap, an update in the D.B. Cooper case, fighting porch pirates, the most unhinged new streaming website, smashing Scrooge's tombstone, Frankie Freako was way too weird, Drake and Kendrick Lamar's lawsuit explained, the world's oldest man dies again and so much more!
Sabrina was on TV and she made up a new word, Shawn embarrassed himself at a Thanksgiving dinner, Amy K joins us and kills off a holiday, a pastor channels Burger King, another pastor has a medical emergency, Peach gets a pardon, Matt Gaetz is on Cameo calling people gay, AI is getting absolutely wild and so much more!
A banger Biden clip, Dana White's big u-turn, the most insane cat ever, the worst headline ever, Kate Nash shows her ass, a penis from space in This Week in Florida, a workout on a plane, an Alabama inmate's unhinged last words and meal, the hottest ticket in Los Angeles, a man attacked by killer bees, Kesha gets heat for AI and so much more!
A man corners a woman buying beer, your kid is being brainwashed, these parents are terrible, Jussie Smollett gets a W, MSNBC is in trouble, an orb in New York City, a major freak out on a plane, Milhouse might be RIP on the Simpsons, Coachella makes Shawn feel old, the insane way the Rust movie is being promoted and so much more!
A reporter screams for attention, a naked doctor is in big trouble, Courtney's war on Campbells, the great turkey economy debate, a photo op that killed 4 people, Fritz on the Street explodes at the end, a Hot Frosty TMI moment, Kamala's last shot, more about Thanksgiving fights, AI powered Jesus and so much more
The fish are getting drunk, clean out your local Red Box, wrestling in church, the Trump dance is taking off, world war 3 is ramping up, Matt Gaetz gets hacked, the titanic plays on a cruise ship, world toilet day - shoutout to the toilets, Sabrina is part of a UFO conspiracy, your web browser is in trouble, no sun for 64 day and so much more!
The Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fiasco, Whoopi Goldberg vs a bakery, the embarrassing concert Shawn attended this weekend, C-Lane's fancy event, Sabrina sends something to Shawn, the Trump dance hits the NFL, some big new mailbox money, Amy Kaufeldt has an important story to tell, don't give the cops your cell phone and so much more!
Mike Tyson is hilarious, Jake Paul gets slapped, somebody hates Matt Gaetz, is Twitter in trouble, Sly Stalone really likes Trump, Elon really likes Mar-a-Lago, Hurricane Sara is on the ropes, The Onion hasn't defeated Alex Jones yet, a fight over Daniel Penny, Shawn says RFK Jr and Trump are right about this and so much more!
The Onion bought InfoWars, Aliens in Washington D.C., the strangest question ever, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson tomorrow, the 2024 Neiman Marcus holiday catalog game, Shawn screamed at someone, oh great we're fighting again, Polymarket CEO gets raided, the real Matt Gaetz conspiracy, Hurricane Sara update and so much more!
A weird moment on CNN, Drew Barrymore is getting too close, no more flights to Haiti, Papa Johns is not doing well, a naked man found underneath an old woman's house, bad news for a Full House star, a huge axe throwing problem, Cuddles & Consent, the man who faked his own death, we're back in the high life again and so much more!
A terrible Wheel of Fortune contestant, Frankie McDonald is going rogue, dancing in the Wall of Death, Trump's big plan, the end of Info Wars, a cop vs and old man, Shawn finally reviews The Substance, Yellowstone kills off Kevin Costner, Netflix speedwatchers are weird, something called Djent, an incredible deal and so much more!
A fight on an airplane, two news bloopers, rumors of Biden stepping down, a famous photographer and a bloody kettlebell, FEMA caught red handed, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Michael Strahan Veteran's Day controversy, Amazon's brand new gadget, Biden vs beach sand, Not Like Us, Things Will Be Different vs Studio 666 and so much more!
A judge offers a stern warning, Operation Skin So Soft, random racist text messages, a full moon during an NFL game, the super skinny astronaut, 3 women shot after an election fight, This Week in Florida, One Direction death arrests, the downtown shooting arrest report, Mark Wahlberg's restaurant in flames and so much more!
Social media relationships in flames, the Green Day game boy game, 43 monkeys escape from a lab, refusing to give up your seat on a plane, the United States Squirrel Census, Kamala's classy speech, the ticking time bomb in your kitchen, Biden talks about what's next, an update in the Suitcase Murder Trial, celebrities are really going through it right now and so much more!
Trump wins big in the election, some pretty unhinged reactions, Florida takes some hits from MSNBC crazies, what Kamala said to Trump, Christina Applegate says unfollow me, the 'I'm leaving Florida' people, the stock market surges, Holy Smokes on CNN, Stranger Things is back with the Rightside Up, RFK Jr is doing his thing and so much more!
Shawn's election predictions, Dixville Notch votes first, the final rallies for Trump and Kamala, interviews at the polls, a man attempts to be a human torch, don't sleep on men, Mike Tyson realizes he was wrong, Kamala Harris fakes a door knock, a sheriff blames the Ambien, Joe Rogan makes an endorsement, the TikTok vote and so much more!
Shoot right through the media, a genius-level voting sticker idea, Josh comes up with the best marketing move ever, Amish people voting, a news reporter cries, a fight at an NFL game, Amy K wants a very particular video of Shawn, the Undertaker soundtrack, a school gives students a day off, beach sex with a hatchet, Halloween shooting updates and so much more!
Cracker bombs are dropping, a Halloween shooting downtown, funny trick-or-treat tales from last night, 2 IEDs found at the Hard Rock, Heidi Klum's awkward costume, please send me to prison, the square pizza fight, thousands gather for a fake parade, I quit and I'm leaving, This Week in Florida, a Manga fight and so much more!
We're all in costume for a Halloween show, Trump is a garbage man, survive for 72 hours, Moe debuts his special costume, a spooky Halloween battle, the actor from Netflix's Menendez Brothers show is in trouble, Biden is eating little kid's legs, the greatest costume of the year, looters hit LA after a World Series win and so much more!
A heckler interrupts an event, Biden drops a 'garbage' bomb, accidental election results, a 107 year-old woman with a horn, a man tries to kill his wife twice, old Halloween costumes are insane, Google owes more money than you can imagine, a man goes nuts at the Four Seasons, a machete at the polls, the world's tallest teenager and so much more!
A survey of 200 listeners from the iHeart suits, a guest gets banned from the show forever, calling other people's pets fat, saying spaz on national television, the Island of Garbage fallout, great ballots of fire, spam texts turn to videos, fat joe at the world series, lying about your vote to your husband, Jeff Bezos is in trouble and so much more!
The worst national anthem, we got a little secret, the Trump MSG rally, roast jokes fall flat, the Trump fries for $10,000, things get worse for McDonald's, a NASA astronaut with a mystery illness, a skydiver in an unexpected accident, another Home Improvement DUI, the ugliest statue ever, an x-rated campaign ad and so much more!
Ten days until the election, The Menendez Brothers get a huge win, a secret caller rings up the JD Vance town hall, this place is a garbage can, Mel Gibson speaks out, a man blames the power company for something insane, someone put a political sign in Sabrina's yard, C-Lane gets angry over an Amazon delivery and so much more!
Launching a Gifted Subs revolution, we let AI guide us for the show, helping out a special YouTuber, Gold Fish does a stupid rebrand, 11 days until the election, a man and his bird get stuck, Shawn's bizarre cartoon logic, a teenager falls in love with the dragon lady, an awkward black face debate question, Josh hates Jason Aldean and so much more!
Obama sings Eminem, an actual crime takes place during Fritz on the Street, Quarter Pounders with e. coli, Theo Von and JD Vance, updates on the suitcase murder case, the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch is in big trouble, Starbucks tries to rebrand, Shawn has a new accessory, a wrong way driver almost takes out Kamala and so much more!
Inside the suitcase murder trial, Trump gets a special pin, it's a tie with 13 days until the election, the battle over Playboy, how to keep all your employees, a potential grand finale to hurricane season, a woman gets stuck between boulders, top streaming shows, an extraterrestrial gives a controversial interview, Air Tags and so much more!
Trump worked at a McDonald's and it was pretty funny, 14 days until the election, Shawn drops a spicy take that causes chaos, the King gets booed, getting into a fight at an NBA game, restaurants are dropping like flies, the fake podcast invitation, Elon is giving away $1 million per day, Florida's campaign against TV and so much more!
Trump's wild roast, a pause of the execution of Robert Roberson, Sarah Boone's suitcase killer case begins, a man came back to life as they were harvesting his organs, please don't say the Z word, Tom Hardy's bizarre 27 item rider revealed, more One Direction death details, the Dating Game killer, parents are losing their minds and so much more!
We have to say three nice things about each other, Trump and Kamala do the same, One Direction singer dies, Kamala does a Fox News interview, Robert Roberson is absolutely guilty, voting and dying, Lady Dog goes on an adventure, the Diddler costumes, the history of Milkshake Duck and so much more!
Bad news hits the show once again, Karma for the hurricane dog guy, parents sue a school over AI accusations, McDonald's fry shortage, the Menendez Brothers push for freedom, Rosie O'Donnell is there, 105 year-old woman survives a tornado, betting on the election, Left Xu and Right Xu, an emailer hates the smell of weed and so much more!
Things get weird at a fainting Trump event, Shawn is sure this new software means we're all cooked, show me your black, panhandling on TikTok, Disney is under fire for a theme park performance, a Ravens fan should go to prison, the Menendez Brothers may actually go free, a man survives two months lost at sea and so much more!
A shocking sight in the skies, Terrifier 3 is somehow the number 1 movie at the box office, a psychic predicts the future, Trump sees a beautiful woman, a creepy tag text leads to a disagreement, homeless people are living under political signs, Bill Clinton wanders into McDonald's, Shawn lost his power again, secret C-Lane audio and so much more!
Cowboy Stan is a man's man, the cringiest campaign ad so far, investigating two embarrassing sounds, Trump tells Detroit that Detroit sucks, Randall Terry's ad shocks the ladies on The View, a huge Mailbox Money opportunity, the fake Taylor Swift, Bath and Body Works makes a big mistake, the good, bad and ugly from Hurricane Milton and so much more!
Lieutenant Dan doesn't want to leave his sailboat, we're tracking Hurricane Milton, a reverse storm surge, a prison in the evacuation zone, I took my clothes and my pickleball, the Waffle House Index, tornadoes seem to be everywhere, fake hurricane sharks, we hope you're safe during the storm and so much more!
Hurricane Milton is coming for us, an interview with David Perkins mom, Heinz is sorry for ketchup blackface, the mayor of Tampa goes dark, a weatherman starts to cry, the evacuations continue, the Pete Davidson of nursing homes, C-Lane's California wine party hangs in the balance, a man freezes during a political debate and so much more!
Hurricane Milton is roaring our way at Category 5 strength, hell maybe it's a Category 6, Trump has the opening clip talking about flies, as predicted, Joker 2 bombs at the box office, the court docs on the wrong way crash case, the HAARPies come out to play, a stupid streamer does something stupid, no more 'no candy' signs on Halloween, SNL mocks Kamala and so much more!
We are live from Universal Studios. Shawn isn't allowed to say one word. Let's see how many times he says it.
The Crackoon is alive, Joker 2 is going to be a disaster, a massive solar flare just hit Earth, feral hogs take over a small town, Frankie McDonald is plugging his Dad's new song, bring back the Wolly Mammoth, your Apple Watch is lying to you, the wrong-way crash that is frustrating the show, a stabbing in Seattle and so much more!
Shawn's worst hot mic moment ever, viral moments from the debate, the longshoremen dockworker guys are mad, an anonymous email about a tiktok crash court case, Rotten Tomatoes movie record, a 70 year-old escort busted, wheeling out Jimmy Carter, Fat Bear Week is off to a gory start, kids just want some galaxy gas and so much more!
A man smashes a $4,000 guitar, Jimmy Carter made it to 100 years old, what to expect at the Vice Presidential debate, an interview with the director of Off Ramp, an American Pickers guy died, parrots overwhelm a town, Hurricane Helene conspiracies, Nathan Lane pushes for a new Menendez Brothers trial and so much more!
The most controversial Burger King commercial, North Carolina is struggling, the Juggalo Off Ramp movie you MUST see, Trump says his bod is hotter than Biden, Purge Day is coming soon, Zachary Levi does something rare, Amy Kaufeldt joins the show, there's something in Diddy's lube, NEW MERCH push to send a message to the Suits and so much more!
The aftermath of Hurricane Helene, an Aqua Fence saves the day, a jukebox song starts a huge fight, please stop fridgescaping, Trump rants about furniture, Megalopolis is a mess, Joker 2 could flop, Diddy says no air conditioning, YouTube parents are done for, political merch is out of control, to hell with the Hurricane Hunter and so much more!
Hurricane Helene is on the way, a woman sneaks her kids in Disneyland, more about Marcellus Williams, a major delivery restaurant is dying, Macklemore tries to backpedal, the mayor of New York is in big trouble, an update on the Trump eye injury mystery, the most dystopian shopping experience and so much more!
They must release the sausages, Shawn's intense movie theater showdown, Hurricane Helena is coming, a police officer's gun vs MRI machine, I'm bringing a radioactive rock, a toddler drinking a beer, an execution controversy, an 11 year-old still in jail, the test that is keeping him there, supporters of the Menendez Brothers and so much more!
A man gets bombed during an interview, an insane update about the Nashville head guy, the storm is coming, Ice Cube goes off on Diddy, a rock star has gone religious, a Colorado town fixes homelessness with 3 words, the VP debates, RIP Kmart, John Mulaney roasts a bunch of tech geeks, Macklemore is dumb and so much more!
Shawn and Courtney get into a fight, Sabrina found something shocking in her garage, Tampa players don't know what a VHS tape is, we ready the actual case against Diddy, the true story of the Menendez Brothers, AI will decide your fate, rodeo bulls make a run for it, some spicy takes on voting, the second Trump shooter's letter released and so much more!
A woman exposes a CNN host in her DMs, Grimace looks like a sack, penguin has a penis, a woman is thankful after being attacked, a stinky way to win a free car, Nikki Glaser gets roasted, Diddy Epstein watch, the Menedez Brothers new show, a bad poll for Taylor Swift, Netflix's new movie with an amazing presence and so much more!
Elderly YouTubers find a dead body, Trump fan's hit with mysterious eye-bleeding syndrome, Justin Bieber and Diddy, ears and noses bleed after a flight, a huge python attacks a woman, MrBeast hit with a lawsuit, trouble at a pet daycare, there's a 75% chance this stat is made up and so much more!
Sabrina is back, Diddy stays in jail, crazy plane turbulence, first pagers, now walkie-talkies, 11 year old arrest video, a cruise couple sparks an interesting debate, the Titan CEO called a murder, a thief gets stuck inside a corvette, an 8 year old drives to Target for a deal, an update on the headless Nashville guy and so much more!
Pagers explode and cause chaos, an offensive license plate, Shawn goes off on Speak No Evil, Diddy gets arrested and we have the details, a pastor with a hidden camera, Dylan sends a good text, Casa Bonita is in trouble, more details on the Trump shooter, a map starts a big fight about home prices, big electric bills and so much more!
A new Trump shooter, what his brother said that was wild, all the insane details about the incident, Amy K joins the show, Nicky Jam is hot, the Jane's Addiction stage fight, playing the violin in space, I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT, 'Am I a Racist' surprise at the box office, a woman survives in the wild, looking up Shakira's skirt and so much more!
Go to Snoops.com, Trump says no more debates, Manti Te'o is back with tears, the house Jeff Bezos bought, Lil Wayne is upset, Shawn gets caught lying about 'stuff', Moo Deng is adorable, stop the Ozempic shame, FDA does something cool, a janitor gets a Jeep, the astronauts 'stuck in space' give an interview and so much more!
A small town fight takes place on The News Junkie, SpaceX does a spacewalk, Bon Jovi saves a woman, Roger Goodell pretends he likes something, the new USPS truck is out, New Orleans vs a hurricane, emails about rejoins, the truth about Springfield, Shannon Sharpe's dirty Instagram error, the $2,800 foldable phone and so much more!
They're eating your dogs, the best and worse of the Presidential debate, Taylor Swift went and did it, a goose-related 911 call, Dave Grohl is in hot water, a teenage mayor gets caught partying, Will Ferrell's big regret, Hurricane Francine is on the way, the awkward Bachelorette moment, more mailbox money and so much more!
Awkward silence on CNN, a truck crashes on live TV, the worst debate bingo card, Haitian immigrants and cats, SpaceX does something crazy, RIP James Earl Jones, the Linkin Park is getting really weird, more drama about the Superbowl performer, Apple announces something interesting for once, the Tyreek Hill arrest video and so much more!
Shawn does something unforgivable to Amy K, Tyreek Hill gets arrested, late night TV is dead, the Venezuelan gang story, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, a female politician gets sued for sex demands, Dave Bautista got weird, Tom Brady is a bad broadcaster and so much more!
Linkin Park has a new female singer, Frankie goes vampire, the grocery store fight continues, a shocking way to eat pizza, Taylor Swift NFL is back, the Georgia shooter's dad was arrested, Hunter Biden pleads guilty, Shawn cuts off C-Lane, This Week in Florida and so much more!
The funniest statement ever, new pills help you regrow teeth, Madonna's relationship rules, Sabrina's song gets sabotaged, the Georgia school shooter's aunt is unhinged, Shawn announces his voting plans, Green Day gets attacked on stage, Linkin Park teases an announcement, the little kid from Baywatch and so much more!
About the storm, the worst sports bet ever, the coach is very angry, Shawn has a new movie obsession, the Delta tire explosion, RIP Fatman Scoop, the Chase Bank Glitch, Lara Trump tries to sing, the Trump/Harris gender gap is wide, Let's Go Brandon lawsuits, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try to miss each other and so much more!
We’re collapsing into Labor Day weekend, get Trump’s suit, Kamala does an interview, the Richard Simmons autopsy results are bizarre, chaos at Disney, Capri Sun just went and did it, a woman spent a lot of money to look like a celebrity, This Week in Florida, write your will for free, Moe joins the show and so much more!
8/29/2024 - Shawn is annoyed after a recent upgrade to his studio. A couple ends up in a river after an intimate moment in their car. C-Lane breaks something.
A man was attacked by a bear, the shrooms pilot speaks out, Kamala is finally doing an interview but it's weird, son of Concorde, when dolphins attack, Doordash across the border, watch out for Sloth Fever, the worst take your daughter to work day, inside podcast deals and radio chatter, you have 7 days to choose your execution and so much more!
We're on the move again, PETA is mad at us, the new Superbad on Netflix, a man sings after he gets shot, $25,000 or a 4 day work week, too young to travel the world, a punk singer on a crime spree, a man poisons his wife for the most unhinged reason, a pro wrestler is dead, a new video game breaks records and so much more!
The big meeting is over and it's time to talk about it, Amy K joins us to talk about things, Shawn goes to battle with the texting service, a dog adoption gone wrong, a curfew in Massachusetts, the superyacht story gets even weirder, Chimp Crazy is really something, a documentary Netflix won't do and so much more!
Brutal news hits the show, a mystery Monday meeting, we say our goodbyes, ChatGPT roasts our Instagram accounts, blurt it out everywhere, the Skarsgard family, the Beyonce lie, JD Vance wants some donuts, suburban women love me, Lil Moe is back, This Week in Florida, The Crow and Blink Twice get roasted and so much more!
Shawn disappears during the show, C-Lane does his best to take control, DNC night 3 hijinks, Trumpy Trout is the real deal, a new theory on the Trump shooter, rip up the beach and build golf courses, take a sabbatical, a company will freeze your body or brain for this much money, the megayacht rescue, Chik-Fil-A is making TV shows and so much more!
A man with a bloody head, the viral moments and bloopers from the DNC Day 2, a principal gives a lap dance, Hulk Hogan goes nuts, Fritz on the Street is a bloodbath, let's talk about birds, let's fight about food prices, a Chicago woman at an Applebees, the future of radio and podcasts, the end of Howard Stern and so much more!
A dark cloud update, all the viral news from DNC day one, a pop star attacks her audience, Alicia Silverstone makes a huge mistake, Disney backs off after lawsuit backlash, people missing after a billionaire's yacht sinks, a former NFL player arrested for a disgusting act, Trump talks about potentially losing and so much more!
A dark cloud forms over the show after some rumors leak out, Shawn's totally dude mission, JD Vance cups, Phil Donahue is RIP, another twist in the Mexico Mystery story, a woman does something gross in a grocery store, more Blake Lively blowback, Joe Biden is outta here, the DNC kicks off and so much more!
A man proposes to his daughter, a fake Twisters movie, Shawn fights with a puppet, a man is about to fight a woman, an amazing Alien movie news report flashback, new lice rules, toilet plume science, Taco Bell is doing something crazy, a potential Trump October Surprise, Jordan Chiles still has her bronze medal and so much more!
A huge breakthrough in the Mexico Mystery story, Trump is talking about TicTacs, C-Lane's movin out, a bronze medal update, a mysterious black ring appears in the sky, Ray Gun blowback, don't fall asleep in the courtroom, Josh is with us, ladies don't like Pussy Island, MonkeyPox in the United States of America and so much more!
A man a Lowes drops a bomb, the Blake Lively drama explained, Disney's absolutely brutal move, a couple wins a jackpot and gets robbed, there's meth in that there candy, Ray Gun is about to get rich, woman has sex on her father's grave, Shawn's house is chaotic, C-Lane is leaving, Sabrina tells the most uncomfortable joke and so much more!
Earthquake hijinks, Trump and Musk talk on X, dad sent me to the Fat Farm, a gibbon glory hole, Shawn tells a very true scary hotel room story, the taxes on tips debate, keep business out of politics, an email about the Trump audio fight, neighbor stabs neighbor over 2 year snoring fight, see you in Venezuela and so much more!
Shawn battles the bog water, Trump won't say fat, an awkward book promotion flashback, things get heated over some audio, a house explodes in Bel Air, Raygun the Australian breakdancer, the ladies are listening, Amy K is back from Greece, an astronauts stuck in space update, a Mexico Mystery update and so much more!
The Mexican Mystery mom emailed Shawn, Olympics Closing Ceremonies details leak, Mr Beast's ex-girlfriend, This Week In Florida, Stand Your Ground, the C-Lane and Sabrina hate email, the Hurricane Song, the B-52's, a plane crash in Brazil, a steeplechase fight, defendant curses out a judge and so much more!
An update on the mystery in Mexico, Shawn vs everybody on stolen valor, apparently it's been 10 years since the Apparently Kid video, a naked carjacker, black jobs, hand to hand combat, the AI pin failure, the Taylor Swift terror attack, Trump throws a press conference, you're saying there's a chance and so much more!
Frankie redeems himself, the astronauts stuck in space, police ambush updates, two girls get sick in a Mexican mystery, the ABC song has been changed, cotton candy burritos should be illegal, Tim Walz mocks JD Vance, Apollo the parrot, an update from Jack Black, The Real Fritz and Fritz on the Street and so much more!
Tim Walz is the guy, a chimpanzee riding on a segway, a man fired for his sister's political campaign, the most shocking story of the year, surfing dogs wearing perfume, Google is a monopoly, Adin Ross and Trump, some impressive mailbox money, the Puddle of Mudd guy screwed up again and so much more!
Hilarity at the Olympics, Aerosmith calls it quits, a woman kicked off a flight for a bizarre reason, the stock market tanks, a hurricane hits, trillions of gallons of rain fall down, get into the reeducation camp, a man took ten edibles and freaked out, I don't want your credit card, Luke Combs does something funny and so much more!
A big storm targets the show, an awkward Mountain Dew cheers, angry emailers, a 21 year-old dating a 16 year-old, This Week in Florida, a man lassos an alligator, Moe is back to answer the most inappropriate question ever, Green Day gets canceled, Olympic boxing gender controversy updates and so much more!
Trump beat elvis and some other great clips, an Olympics gender boxing controversy, Shawn has a mysterious problem, Sabrina visits an insane car in the parking lot, a Russian prisoner swap, tracking your partner, a email about bats divides the show, a big fight over flashing at the Olympics and so much more!
Shawn and C-Lane might die soon, JD Vance stumbles, a sleeper agent at the Olympics, Trump's dramatic encounter at the NBA event, Kamala calls young people stupid, the worst invention ever, an American woman in the jungle in India, the Villages is interesting, an iconic TV show is coming back, Fritz on the Street and so much more!
The Deadpool backlash is weird, the Olympics uniforms are fine, the Olympics winners get a special box, the expensive exoskeleton pants, chaos in Venezuela, Many Men uncensored, India celebrates Bronze, the Costco hot dog incident, Sabrina's giant candle and so much more!
Controversy at the Olympics, a surprise comic book movie announcement, Deadpool takes all the money, Amy K has an emergency, when turkeys attack, Kamala makes a mistake, a new report about how Biden was pushed aside, the worst flight of all time and so much more!
C-Lane is hit with wiretapping allegations, Sabrina sings an ode to grandmas, a plane was flying way too low, a pool groper called some boys 'daddy', El Mayo gets busted, Billy Joel says goodbye, a weird retraction from the New York Times, Trump fans get towed by Gotcha, a kid derailed a train, the Olympics kicks off in Paris and so much more!
The FBI questions whether a bullet hit Trump, Shawn wants to deport all the Hamas supporters, the luckiest gamble of all time, the audio clip listener test, a anonymous hot take, an angry Publix worker, that's a lot of Matts, the TV show Sunny, Trump addresses the Hannibal Lecter thing and so much more!
A whale bodyslams a boat, Fritz is with us all show long, someone Diamond Pill me, a reality show contestant eats a bird, 3-fingered alien mummies, the Kamala chant audio, Trump has to quit outdoor rallies, a ring that glows, the Cybertruck wins after all, soccer has a bad fan problem and so much more!
The Moutain Dew fight, Biden is missing in action, the Sonya Massey shooting, the Cinema Karen incident, Kamala makes a move, Mr Beast controversy, Shawn called the Secret Service resignation, the Biscuit Bullet legend, stuck in space, cocaine sharks in Brazil, a Sheriff is in hot water over a photo and so much more!
Biden drops out, the Secret Service director gets grilled, Shawn almost cried, Kamala's VP pick, two Mukbang streamers are dead, Team USA almost beat by South Sudan, the Whale Wars guy got arrested, octopus wrestling, Taco Bell's retirement community, Goodwill goes online and so much more!
The Internet broke, Hulk Hogan rips his shirt off, Trump's big RNC speech goes on and on, celebrity asked cannibal question, free speech is dead in Italy, a woman drowns in a pool, the divorce is final, This Week In Florida, Biden fights for his political life and so much more!
A hot mic caught Shawn in an embarassing situation, Spirit Airlines freakout, Uganda kids recreate Trump shooting, Biden's final days, a surprise guest heads to the RNC, Biden has Covid, Twin Peaks drama, the $10k operation, Liver Lips gets the axe, the shooter was just a chaos agent, what he searched for online and so much more!
C-Lane has a clip of Shawn that could lead to his arrest, a fat man does a speech with his dog, an interview with a teen who was struck by lightning, Lady of Rage, Matt Gaetz tries to bully a guy, more insane Secret Service failures, Trump supporters are wearing ear bandages and so much more!
A National Anthem disaster, Jack Black goes nuclear, Biden is Mick Jagger, RNC Cringe reaction, a Disney hack leads to potential project leaks, what killed Richard Simmons, new TV and movie news, the Secret Service response gets even worse, Nicholas Cage's plans for being creative and so much more!
Trump shooting details, all the celebrities that died this weekend, Josh is going to see Longlegs and Shawn has some thoughts, a giant soccer riot, Amy K spills the secrets about the Bowling event, Elvis at a funeral, the most insane assassination attempts of all time and so much more!
We got hacked, Biden's press conference bloopers, Moe is back from Spain, Dr Phil's messed up interview, the Migrant League of Fighters, This Week in Jackson, National French Fry Day, the Putin mixup, the serial projectile thrower and so much more!
Our ratings are in - have we fallen off? A study has Sabrina in a panic, Nicholas Cage is a treasure, a woman bites a flight attendant, Mick Jagger's big mistake, watch out for sharks, Biden's Big Boy press conference, a new gadget, a man skipped work for 6 years and so much more!
We were on The Daily Show, a man named Pancakes with hamsters in his pockets, Sabrina is dying in the studio, C-Lane is somewhere else with a partner in crime, the latest on Biden, Nathan's Hot Dog contest cheating allegations, Houston without power, Shawn wants all the fireworks at once and so much more!
We got in trouble for the live show, Biden keeps fighting, Project 2025, The Bear backlash begins, RIP popular nationwide pizza chain, Alec Baldwin's trial begins, Shawn has a wardrobe problem, a funeral home disaster, Australian on why she hates Americans, radioactive Fountain of Youth and so much more!
We're back after getting in trouble, an old man is mad a fishing kids, Shawn hid from someone in public, a listener heard Sabrina getting pissed off, a woman gives a screeching speech, the NASA Mars experiment ends after 1 year, an awkward open mic moment, this week is going to be insane, Biden's 3 choices, John Cena is retiring, the box office and so much more!
Oh boy, this was a whole thing. It was wild and weird and fun and bad and all of the things. Hopefully you enjoy this live show!
The power of Hurricane Beryl, teenage strippers fight back, man rescued from overhead bin after turbulence, RIP to Charlotte, Glicked Weekend is coming to theaters soon, McDonald's ditches a controversial menu item, some mailbox money from Google and so much more!
The Shhnakes shirt is almost gone, Kamala in these streets cringe, a mysterious bell keeps ringing, Amy Kaufeldt tells us about new laws, you have to be 21 to strip now, Hunter and Jill Biden want Joe to keep going, Hawk Tuah girl showed up at a concert and so much more!
Steve-O joins the show to talk about his upcoming boob job, we play the wildest clips from the Presidential debate, Biden tries to fix the damage, the NFL owes you some mailbox money, Shawn fights with the engineers as the wheels fall off, everything goes south and so much more!
A new song divides the crew today, hawk tuah hits the baseball world, the people in the uHaul, Ozzy Osbourne's new commercial, AI Al Michaels is headed for the Olympics, the Trump vs Biden debate drinking game, CNN brags about their silly debate technology and so much more!
We celebrate 11 years of the show, Crash Daddy and verdict watch in the Karen Read case, some of the earliest clips of the show, Dispatch memories, how Biden and Trump are prepping for the debate, Trump's V.P. pick, the Titanic exhibit gets flooded, the $250,000 side hustle, astronauts stuck in space and so much more!
A big celebration, Hooters fights back, it just got easier to shoot a bear, dumb new Pepsi cans, this week in auto recalls, Julian Assange takes a $500,000 flight, RIP MTV, RIP Infowars, more debate drama, a man freaks out on a flight, record labels fight AI song makers and so much more!
An awkward fight on CNN, the Karen Read murder trial, why Shawn is using MSPAINT, a dam is about to burst, Julio Foolio's big mistake, in defense of Wild Thang, Dave Matthews at a baseball game, movie star shark attack, US Olympians are bringing THIS to paris and so much more!
A surprise critter ruins a live stream, what Justin Timberlake was drinking, the Hawk Tuah girl is the viral person of the week, AI passes the Turing Test, a Southwest flight in a close call, a cyberattack hits auto dealerships, don't get quished, This Week in Florida and so much more!
A man is mad about gay football, a mime got fired and he's ready to talk, leave a wedding message at the beep, who will win the big debate, ordering rare burgers, the saddest tropical storm, a surprise in the Keys, fat camp solutions, we call Longlegs number and so much more!
A drug miscalculation, an Amazon driver says stop ordering this item, we prank a caller named Alfonso, more Justin Timberlake memes, more schools ban phones, Stonehenge sucks, Alec Baldwin gets bad news, how to fix the hobo problem, a disturbing bus bust and so much more!
Someone got a DWI, a massive dragon advertisement, Shawn explodes on a Dispatcher, in defense of Kyrie Irving, Waffle House is in shambles, the Celtics won, McDonald's fires AI but keeps Ask Pickles and so much more!
A man lies about lying in court, the worst city in the country, more flooding in Miami, high-tech ways to rob people, John Fetterman makes a mistake, do a backflip and get tased, Trump talks about aliens, a Super Bowl ring mistake and so much more!
A shocker in space, the 21 second rule, a sex scandal at SpaceX, more Star Wars drama, a Mitch McConnell Montage, Netflix enters the competitive eating arena, the Breakfast Club lottery team, another surprise birth and so much more!
A news reporter pulls a Ron Burgundy, Shawn starts a boycott, teachers offer a student a foursome, a waitress fired for an insane reason, Mac Sabbath, the Star Wars culture war, tax-free tips from Trump, a great show and so much more!
The ultimate little NHL fan, a fight over Apple Intelligence, Netflix has a new hit based on a true story, Hunter Biden found guilty on all charges, a baby is born at Golden Corral, a woman swallowed by quicksand and so much more!
A battery and a shark, even more sharks, Amy Kaufeldt joins us, a hummingbird hat, a sniper shot, Hunter Biden's jury, a Kia recall, Caitlin Clark isn't going to Paris, a crocodile heads home, secret underground tunnels and so much more!
You got the wrong guy, Roaring Kitty's disastrous live stream, banned from the Sphere in Las Vegas, the walls are closing in on Alex Jones, kids want e-bikes not cars, watch out for the Heat Dome, Hunter Biden updates, Ashton Kutcher under fire and so much more!
A news reporter wants to party too hard, the SpaceX launch was crazy, the Costco is dumb, Pat Sajack's spicy final week, body cams at TJ Maxx, pet custody laws are changing, hail the size of DVDs, another crazy scam and so much more!
We're back in space, Tiger Woods is hammered, someone stole an iPhone, Fritz on the Street, Chinese electric vehicles for $10k, big drama in the Hunter Biden case, Amanda Knox is back in court, a man with fake snakes and so much more!
A funny news blooper, a comedian gets attacked on stage, Method Man gets an icy reception, ESPN host Pat McAfee under fire, Hunter Biden is in court, Hunter Biden's wife is outside yelling, Dancing For the Devil documentary and so much more!
The worst prank ever, everyone is getting the Caitlin Clark drama wrong, a monster truck vs a power line, a chain saves a man's life, Shawn tells a story about his dad, a casino refuses to pay out a jackpot, USPS shames dog attack cities and so much more!
The spelling bee winner is wild, a funny reaction to an OnlyFans teacher, Trump responds after the guilty verdict, Shawn lays out what happens next, a parade of planets, a weird popcorn bucket, tattoos could mean you're in trouble, the worst Amazon deliver driver ever and so much more!
A judge roasts a defendant, Trump verdict watch, another face transplant, This Week in Tiny Young Painters, another Y2K is on the way, we all fight over drone laws, $349 in mailbox money could be yours, blasting bullying over opinions and so much more!
A great Wheel of Fortune blooper, Trump verdict watch is on, Scottie Scheffler new evidence, a weird reason to quit acting, Mother Teresa wasn't hot, a big Taco Bell Mandella Effect, it's really hot in India right now, bad news for C-Lane and so much more!
Another 'please clap' moment, the cake bake couple drama, Trump verdict this week, a band canceled their tour because they couldn't sell tickets, wash your hair, Bill Walton died, a mom takes heat for her daughter's name and so much more!
The greatest tv moment ever, don't eat bear meat, a priest bites a woman, a brand new saint, Trump wants a gold grill, you could win a jet, an update on the Scottie Scheffler arrest, the Doge dog is dead, RIP Morgan Spurlock and so much more!
Chaos breaks out as the show starts, Ms Rachel drama, the NFL arrest video, the tallest waterslide in the world, a man wants some free golf clubs, why Shawn yelled at Courtney, a member of the band Train died and so much more!
The weirdest coffee ad ever, a huge tornado, a baseball lands in an odd place, space lasers, the worst birthday cake ever, your car is going to start beeping at you, a brave valedictorian speech, the turbulence passengers speak out, the Mar-a-lago conspiracy and so much more!
A crazy interview on CNN goes viral, C-Lane should be monetizing his baby, they want to go to Four Seasons, Terrence Howard is famous for something, Climate Change vs Microplastics and the Doom Goblins, Scarlett Johansson fights the AI beast, bellyflop on an orca and so much more!
An interview with the world's first successful face transplant recipient, Shawn's weekend in the Southeast, a Bluey party gone hilariously wrong, Diddy's video coverup, Eli Copter pranks the news, the cops PGA arrest looks bad, Amy Kaufeldt says Shawn is wrong about Buc-ee's and so much more!
A man in a hammock, a whole ass Red Lobster, an update on the Whole Foods jerker, Tom Brady regrets the roast, The Last of Us 2, the Cotton Candy planet (finally), Jerry Seinfeld backlash, Mike Tyson's giant gloves, Caitlyn Clark's debut ratings, the Redskins return and so much more!
A man cranks it on a woman in Whole Foods, she gives the greatest interview ever, McDonald's is making some crazy decisions, the most insane delivery of all time, the great vegetable war, Shawn goes nuclear on an emailer, King Charles has a weird new painting and so much more!
College graduation gone wrong, the truth about the Trump trial, Judge Judy is pissed, C-Lane had it all, an AI song hits the country charts, a portal between New York and Dublin goes NSFW, a bedroom for every kid, RIP Chuck E Cheese, the insane ChatGPT launch and so much more!
Shawn is back and ready to talk about what's been going on, Trump talked about hot dogs for a while, a ChatGPT demo goes horribly wrong, a man stopped brushing his teeth, stay under 20 mph, Amy K joins the show, Steve Buscemi got attacked in New York and so much more!
FRIDAY 5/10/24: A GoFundMe aims to disrupt protesters at University of Pennsylvania. A fat monkey dies after too many people feed it. A rental car company charges a Tesla renter for gas.
WEDNESDAY 5/8/24: Stormy Daniels testifies in Trump's trial. Mysterious money keeps turns up in some Ohio bathrooms. A newlywed feels entitled to an Instagram handle. An idiot breaks his finger with his Tesla Cybertruck.
The cicadas are everywhere, what Trump's jail cell would look like, the Boy Scouts changes names, the Met Gala wet t-shirt contest, Apple's boring new event, $40,000 per year to optimize your health, learning more about lab-grown meat, nude cruise revelations and so much more!
Tom Brady got roasted, a remote working job that seems insane, Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tarts movie is weird, Sabrina says an unthinkable word in front of Amy Kaufeldt, the Kentucky Derby was won by a nose, the weird thing Shawn did for Cinco De Mayo and so much more!
Kitara is back, Shawn and Sabrina argue over whether Britney Spears is crazy, schools don't have air conditioning, a reporter is getting stalked, cars are getting too much tech, Ashley Madison sextortion, a Pop Tart movie and so much more!
A crazy man in court, an old lady bank robber, Domino's has a crazy new idea, The Fall Guy, a man dressed as 'Ken' kills another man, insane new AirBnB locations, a politician's phone got hacked, the celebrity bowling event and so much more!
A bee hero comes forward, Sabrina isn't a fan, we all made mistakes - all three of us come clean, Fritz on the Street, pay me for my work, using AI because you're too scared to order pizza, never lost any luggage, Dave & Busters gambling and so much more!
Should the boat trash kids be charged? Biden vs a salad, your Junkie number, buy a Fort Wilderness cabin, Seymour Weiner should be very angry, a man kicks a bison, kid attacks teacher - parents sue school and so much more!
Is this audio real or fake? tornadoes in Oklahoma, a creepy man and a boy's ear, George Washington's orange juice, Amy Kaufeldt, Russell Brand, Sexsomnia, a more respectable MILF Manor, George Santos is back and so much more!
Some drama at one of our stations, the big event Shawn doesn't understand, the worst disguise ever, the skirt Karen who went to jail, the autograph fiasco, a weird moment with a bike guy, category six hurricanes and so much more!
It's Sabrina's birthday and their are gifts + special guests, a principal was fired over AI lies, the McDonald's deal so crazy people don't believe it is real, Creed is making a comeback, cruising with the stars, Trump's burn and so much more!
The greatest comeback ever, Shanghai Shawn, Elon Musk TikTok response, Fritz on the Street, a 110 year-old man still drives, daylight carjacking updates, AI is going to take your call, Trump National Enquirer secrets and so much more!
A horrible and dangerous new invention, a fight over the word kidnapping, big updates on the daylight carjacking, the band you've seen live the most times, the Trump trial, the people against Jennifer Lopez, Alec Baldwin, chaos on campus, a cruise ripoff and so much more!
MONDAY 4/22/24: Sabrina and C-Lane take over the show in Shawn's absence. A woman is banned from Uber for her first name. A bunch of listeners chime in about loud cars. Josh becomes an expert at bird law.
Shawn drops the ban hammer on a chatter and triggers everyone with one of his takes, Moe brings everyone chicken parm for Chicken Parm Day, a man cracks a beer at gunpoint, people rush the record stores, the Trump jury is picked, Trump fire protest and so much more!
A creepy question for Caitlyn Clark, launching an album on Geocities, the 'You're Not Real' woman is back and she's in a bikini, 911 goes down, the shock talk tactic, a coast guard rescue, your first time driving, the hot dog eating president challenge and so much more!
A dire warning from a robot, Neil McNeil is the best, the boys are back in town, Fritz on the Street, driving a Tesla under water, inside a 20-person polyamorous relationship, a Riley Strain update, a student slaps a teacher, more updates on the daylight carjacking and so much more!
A rock star gets pissed off, updates on the broad daylight carjacking, from frogfish to badfish, Baltimore bridge collapse investigation, John Wayne Bobbitt loses more body parts, don't play the 'Senior Assassin' game, Gordon Ramsay battles squatters and so much more!
Shawn embarrassed the show twice, curbside etiquette, free chicken for everyone, the Chris Farley documentary, an airline for dogs, 'Civil War' wins the box office, Indian Weddings are insane, McDonald's brings something back, an adulting course, the Jinx 2 and so much more!
A little girl with a funny accent, the Golden Bachelor divorce, an update on the drunk 20 year-old who jumped off a cruise, O.J. Simpson's final secret, please sign this NDA, the Apple River Stabbing lies, new laws in Florida, a huge sports betting scandal and so much more!
Sabrina is having one hell of a day, O.J. Simpson is not, the teacher debate, the house debate, the Apple River stabbing verdict, an interview guest wants to get paid, Lunchables are under attack, cruise ship jumper update, the meth Matt Damon movie and so much more!
Shawn awaits a big delivery, Sabrina convinced Courtney not to do something, C-Lane fires shots at everyone, Fritz on the Street, the Titanic 2 Electric Boogaloo, too many chicken nuggets, an inmates last words, Disney tries out a shocking new ban strategy and so much more!
A surprise visitor shows up at Sabrina's place, millions of bugs invade Saudi Arabia, Apple River stabbing bombshells, Shawn is worried about Courtney's three new friends, the electric vehicles debate, a man sues over 50+ bad date claims on Facebook and so much more!
Things get weird during the total solar eclipse, Monkey Man, a bird outs a woman for cheating, Shawn got some good news about the peacocks, Trump's eclipse video is lol, good sportsmanship is back, a Southwest plane loses some parts, the red head rant and so much more!
The worst dive ever, another streamer stops password sharing, Monkey Man is here, Israel is in hot water, the solar eclipse is coming soon, a woman attacked in Chicago, an Earthquake hits New York, Moe on the Apple River stabbing case and so much more!
Is Trump on Ozempic? A 5v5 fight breaks out, stop eating fried eggs until further notice, you ruined the 1 year-old's birthday party, the Apple River Murder Case is wild, our big plans for the solar eclipse, congrats on your pig kidney, no sex for the Tiger and so much more!
An unexpected fight breaks out over an Irish story, an earthquake rocks Taiwan, a BJ's employee goes nuts, Mike Tyson courts the Boomers, a World Central Kitchen attack update, DoorDash is out-of-control, 16 million watch NCAA but not WNBA and so much more!
An Awkward American Idol clip, the 3 Body Murder Problem, a conjoined twins marriage bombshell, abandoned by a cruise ship, blind people and the eclipse, Angie Harmon's dog, iHeart music festival, Caitlyn Clark gets a really big compliment and so much more!
An April Fool's Day full of show pranks, a street racing crash, chaos breaks out when we connect with Amy Kaufeldt, the Greasy Strangler, the man who nearly died, the Golden Bachelor marriage is a sham, Godzilla x Kong is massive, AT&T lost your data, the very clever new iPhone security scam and so much more!
A baseball player makes a huge mistake, a robot cop gets shot, a very strange movie premier, Diddy's hidden cameras, an interview turns very awkward, more women get punched in New York, This Week in Florida, Sabrina pretends to live in Australia and so much more!
A fake Baltimore bridge 911 call, the conjoined twins got married, the day the sun dies, women are getting punched in the face in New York, your house is too small for your dog, a website update is coming soon, why so many websites absolutely suck and so much more!
Shawn goes to battle with Baltimore bridge conspiracy theorists, weird drama on the View, creep big statues, a new moth just dropped, Fritz on the Street, Easter is in real big trouble, Diddy is in the middle of a disaster, the Riley Strain 911 call and so much more!
WEDNESDAY 09/13/23: In one of the most explosive, most riveting, most shocking episodes of The News Junkie, C-Lane Slumdogs his way through Fritz on the Street, Sabrina takes heat from some Dispatchers and Shawn just stops talking.
TUESDAY 9/12/23: Sabrina has a not-so-great start to her day. A pair of the biggest Drew Barrymore fans ever are ejected from the studio audience. More signs point to a bad ending for the Parkour Prisoner. Facebook Marketplace is basically the world's largest black market.
MONDAY 9/11/23: C-Lane begins his birthday with tequila. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis make an awkward apology video. More young people aim to start decorating for Halloween early. A writer who wants attention comes after Martin Short.
FRIDAY 9/8/23: Shawn is not on board with a plan to clean up the Statue of Liberty. Nobody on the show has heard of a popular country singer who was arrested. Jimmy Fallon apologizes to his staff for a toxic work environment. Sabrina hints at a new development.
THURSDAY 9/7/23: Shawn is fed up with the trend happening to car sales. A new study tries to refute the "opposites attract" idea, but some dispatchers aren't so convinced. The mayor of NYC says the city is doomed as more immigrants are dropped off in buses.
WEDNESDAY 9/6/23: The show is back after a scary last minute extension to their long weekend. The Margaritaville empire begins looking at next steps. Shawn thinks some bands should have a shelf life after The Rolling Stones announce a new album. A teen dies after doing the One Chip Challenge.
FRIDAY 9/1/23: Shawn wishes he would've taken the day off. C-Lane posts the podcast super late.
THURSDAY 8/31/23: A viral airplane passenger returns to the airport. Shawn hates the look of the new Tesla Cybertruck. A truck spills five million bees in Canada. An anti-marijuana organization takes out a ridiculous full page ad in the Orlando Sentinel.
WEDNESDAY 8/30/23: Hurricane Idalia makes an early landfall in the Big Bend portion of Florida. C-Lane gets a couple upgrades. The show dives in to a ridiculous list of rules posted at a new school playground. Mitch McConnell freezes at the podium.... again.
TUESDAY 8/29/23: Hurricane Idalia still looks to affect surrounding areas but not necessarily the show. Despite this, Shawn still wants to know what he needs to keep the TV on. A woman has a living worm removed from her brain in a medical first. The show gets a look at an acreage childhood.
MONDAY 8/28/23: A hurricane looks to be hitting Florida soon. Shawn has questions after learning the use of psychedelics is on the rise. Everyone is making the same 'Price is Right' joke after learning of Bob Barker's passing.
FRIDAY 8/25/23: Donald Trump's mugshot may be the most famous picture ever taken. The show explores the idea of having a "living" funeral. Shawn reveals a change in the way he goes down stairs. Tan Mom releases her first campaign ad to run for Senate.
THURSDAY 8/24/23: The antics of the first GOP primary debate provide a look at what's to come. Shawn has a ridiculous take about shopping for toilet paper. A new cell phone company wants to pay YOU for using their product. The show finds out what the most stolen vehicle is.
TUESDAY 8/22/23: The show broadcasts for the first time in a new configuration. Publix is reminding customers their pets are not allowed shopping. New houses are being built without a traditional feature. The girl who killed her boyfriend by crashing into a wall cries as she's told she'll never drive again.
It's Sabrina's last day in Shawn's studio and he goes on a rant about the suits and lawyers. Josh is in for C-Lane and his performance is top tier. Sabrina makes a joke that may change Shawn's life forever.
FRIDAY 8/18/23: A pair of baseball broadcasters get distracted by a hotdog-eating fan. A TikTok user delivers a bleak hurricane prediction. Shawn's new favorite country artist may be getting milkshake duck'd. A leaked memo may give some insight on Ron DeSantis' debate strategy.
THURSDAY 8/17/23: A naked man is upsetting his neighbors in Chicago. Shawn has ChatGPT write a eulogy for Josh. Over 50% of Americans say they now watch TV with captions on. C-Lane gets uncomfortable after some overly complimentary dispatches.
WEDNESDAY 8/16/23: Shawn calls upon dispatchers to offer their "best worst" movie after finding fault with a list online. A survey says most people wouldn't admit they have a low IQ. The James Webb telescope finds a familiar shape far, far away.
TUESDAY 8/15/23: Shawn finally finds the source of a noise invading his sleep for weeks. A new docu-series on Max takes you behind the scenes of a scam MANY people fell victim too. Governor Ron DeSantis claims to be over his feud with Disney. An Australian woman says enough is enough about a popular American trend.
MONDAY 8/14/23: A viral airplane passenger finally speaks out. Shawn can't figure out how to "break up" with his new regular breakfast server. A new report shows a handful of famous musicians were on the receiving end of COVID relief money. A man claims to have lots of sex in autonomous vehicles.
FRIDAY 8/11/23: Shawn has a new reason to hate the first day of school. A school wanting to monitor bathrooms SWEARS cameras won't be pointed in stalls. A man buys a whole row of seats on a plane for his service dog.
WEDNESDAY 8/9/23: C-Lane tries a new laundry service. Former President Trump rages at whoever is in charge of air conditioning. A winning big money Mega Millions ticket is sold in Florida. School districts are issuing permission slips for nicknames.
TUESDAY 8/8/23: The Baltimore Orioles are under fire for suspending one of their broadcast announcers. A woman claims an airline overseas made her purchase every bag of peanuts on board to accommodate her allergies. Some people are claiming they get things done in darker hours to avoid intense heat.
MONDAY 8/7/23: Mitch McConnell is heckled during a speech in his home state. Kids are going back to school, but no one is sure what day in what area. A woman dies after her family says she drank too much water when feeling dehydrated. Shawn discovers a popular song has been changed.
FRIDAY 8/4/23: Halloween continues to invade stores early. A popular steakhouse reveals a pricey vegan option. Google wants to help you with your private information. A politician is paying you for your campaign donations. A dispatcher gets VERY lucky after being pulled over.
WEDNESDAY 8/2/23: Young people are developing a fear of phone calls. A teen is caught doing 130mph on I-4. C-Lane learns a lot about banana shows after hearing of Lizzo’s legal troubles. A company’s robot CEO says Elon Musk will be replaced by AI. Fritz shows off his Ja Rule impression.
TUESDAY 8/1/23: The show is in a mood after getting some bad news from up high. A crazy man stays in the ocean even as orcas approach his boat. A fast food chain is sued for their food being much smaller than it appears in advertising.
MONDAY 7/31/23: Shawn visits a famous local grave site. Pierce Brosnan gets called a nice guy for a terrible reason. A man pays five figures for a canine costume while a zoo in China has to convince patrons its bears are the real thing.
FRIDAY 7/28/23: Everybody is getting large power and water bills, but C-Lane doesn't read his. Shawn thinks the popularity of the Barbie movie will lead to a bunch of awful movies. A beloved animal is killed in an odd way. Moses DeWitt has a Bangor of a time in Maine.
THURSDAY 7/27/23: Shawn doesn't think the UFO whistleblower looks as crazy as previous alien truthers. Diane Feinstein needs some help on the voting floor right after Mitch McConnell freezes solid while speaking. Sabrina gets baby fever after holding a friend's newborn.
WEDNESDAY 7/26/23: Kevin Spacey is acquitted of sexual assault charges overseas. A Walmart employee doesn't like when people come in 30 minutes before closing. C-Lane uses a new AI tool to make Shawn and Sabrina sing popular songs.
Shawn think he has proven himself as a hero once again but Sabrina and Josh disagree. There's even some audio evidence to fight over. A new character named Ham joins the show and we all have to fight for our privacy.
Shawn has the ultimate take on the new Barbie movie, Josh is in for C-Lane and he nearly went to boat jail and Sabrina has a song about a dog and a bird. It was a great show just listen trust me okay hit play.
FRIDAY 7/21/23: Sabrina prepares to return to the theaters on a big box office weekend. Dispatchers talk about their celebrity encounters after a dad tries to shame Patrick Mahomes for not signing an autograph. A meteorologist takes advantage of an on-screen typo.
THURSDAY 7/20/23: Mitt Romney has a message about National Hot Dog Day. The man who survived in the ocean for three months leaves his dog in Mexico. A Chipotle in Fort Meyers gets an influx of specific reviews. Shawn breaks down just how much the Powerball winner will receive.
THURSDAY 7/20/23: Mitt Romney has a message about National Hot Dog Day. The man who survived in the ocean for three months leaves his dog in Mexico. A Chipotle in Fort Meyers gets an influx of specific reviews. Shawn breaks down just how much the Powerball winner will receive.
WEDNESDAY 7/19/23: Police in Nevada confirm they searched a house in relation to the murder of Tupac Shakur. Shawn remembers only one redeeming quality of his high school. TikTok continues to be conquered by people pretending to be NPCs. A big boobed boxer is banned.
TUESDAY 7/18/23: Shawn re-learns how the lottery works as the Powerball goes winner-less. A man survives for an impressive amount of time after losing power to his boat near Australia. The show explores their dream last vacations. A teen is detained and questioned for skip-lagging.
MONDAY 7/17/23: Messi mania hits Miami. More details emerge about a serial killer arrested in New York. Florida is miraculously missing from a list of places with the worst drivers. Sabrina gets an explicit video from a friend’s surveillance cam.
FRIDAY 7/14/23: A crazy guy calls his neighbor a cat pervert. A woman is shamed for not giving up her airplane seat. Shawn has a new favorite phrase after the show dives into the weird world of TikTok live.
THURSDAY 7/13/23: An American Idol winner apologizes after getting heat for his national anthem performance. Shawn may have found a way to circumvent the rules on cursing. A deadly school shooting may have a re-enactment for a civil trial.
WEDNESDAY 7/12/23: Sabrina’s week gets even more interesting. A listener shares their dispensary receipt. The kid who went viral hunting for friends gets interviewed on the news. Moses DeWitt catches up on a couple weeks worth of legal questions.
TUESDAY 7/11/23: A perfect storm of online deals distracts Americans. Not all Jeep owners are on board with an exploding trend. Listeners are skeptical about another conversation with a self-admitted psychopath who's obsessed with a murderer. Sabrina learns of an approaching class reunion.
MONDAY 7/10/23: A young boy goes door-to-door looking for friends. A listener shares one of his favorite parts of the show. Not everyone is upset about leaked Jonah Hill texts. Shawn has some walking in the park etiquette questions.
FRIDAY 7/7/23: A bodyguard who hit Britney Spears won't be charged. The Eagles plan their farewell tour. Dennis Rodman gets a new tattoo. McDonalds gets into the wedding catering business. Sabrina is terrified by a robot caretaker.
THURSDAY 7/6/23: The Secret Service releases more on their cocaine investigation. A boy in Texas that may (or may not) have been missing. Another store clerk is fired for trying to help catch a thief. The show talks to a recent sports champion.
WEDNESDAY 7/5/23: The show returns after surviving the Independence Day weekend. Everyone has questions and a few theories after the Secret Service confirms cocaine is found in the White House. Shawn has moral questions about found lottery tickets. A Subway location takes heat for a slogan on their marquee.
FRIDAY 6/30/23: Josh, Fritz, and Moses DeWitt join the show for a proper celebration of ten years on the air. Shawn doesn't understand the hype for a beloved gas station chain. Nobody is quite sure how to use a roundabout or four-way stop.
THURSDAY 6/29/23: Courtney is right about a seemingly-harmless thing she was scared of. Shawn's ego is boosted by an e-mail from a former radio professional. The show is stumped about why people are stealing car mirrors. C-Lane figures out a perfect way to get out of trouble.
WEDNESDAY 6/28/23: Another company is cracking down on shared memberships and a member of the show is affected. Shawn is baffled by what seems to be a large amount of people at airports cheating to board a plane early. A guy in a park cries when his 911 call leads to an arrest.
TUESDAY 6/27/23: CNN releases the coveted audio of Donald Trump discussing classified documents. Apple says they're not to blame for a mysterious number of false 911 calls during Bonnaroo. A trigger-happy FL resident is probably in need of a new pool guy. A sport gaining popularity is also gaining injuries.
MONDAY 6/26/23: The show takes a look back on the ten year anniversary of starting in Orlando. Shawn hears a song on the radio he instantly hates.
FRIDAY 6/23/23: The Titanic submarine saga comes to a close, and the Navy may have known all along. Shawn wants to be roasted in his obituary after reading one about a man who would be "moderately" missed. Jon Busdeker stops by to hang out in place of Moses.
THURSDAY 6/22/23: The stepson of a person aboard the missing submarine provides even more cringe to his Instagram followers as news comes in that ultimately reveals the fate of the Titan submersible. A hailstorm pelts concert-goers in Colorado. The FDA approves a new way to get your chicken.
WEDNESDAY 6/21/23: Everyone has their eyes on the ocean as the show learns more about the efforts to find the missing submarine near the Titanic wreckage. A family member of one of the trapped is extra cringey on Twitter. A plane spends over 7 hours stuck on the tarmac after landing in Orlando.
TUESDAY 6/20/23: The outlook is not looking great for a crew of people who took a small submersible down to look at the Titanic wreckage. Shawn describes a chilling brush with death. Pixar doesn't have a very good weekend at the box office. Sabrina learns a new term at Bonnaroo.
FRIDAY 6/16/23: Shawn is curious how much money people think they would need to consider themselves wealthy. A record-breaking kidney stone is removed in Sri Lanka. Clearwater moves to ban smoking from beaches.
THURSDAY 6/15/23: Josh fills in for Sabrina, but is also hurting after a night out. A group of drivers is finally getting air conditioning, while another group doesn't seem to need it, and Shawn is fascinated by how cheap he could buy a mail truck. C-Lane is a bit out of date on some Olympics rules.
WEDNESDAY 6/14/23: Bud Light falls out of the number one beer spot and the new leader is surprising to some. Sabrina time travels to her 20s after the Paramore concert. Shawn puts C-Lane and Fritz to the (typing) test. A new neighborhood prank gives home invasion vibes.
Tuesday 06/13/23 C-Lane is back from New York City and he's hurting for a bizarre reason. Also, playing music at your job could be illegal if you're not careful. Plus, a bad cop gets caught.
MONDAY 6/12/23 A road in Philly melted and the most Philly guy ever was on the news about it. A broadcaster got hit in the face with a pitch during live coverage. Also, the subway choke guy is speaking out - what did he have to say?
Shawn believes the Las Vegas alien story is actually true and we hear from the witness himself. Sabrina talks about the most insane and unlikely new celebrity couple. C-Lane is in smoky New York City and Josh steps in for some big laughs.
THURSDAY 6/8/23: Shawn is stressed about a financial issue. C-Lane's vacation chances are in question as New Yorkers respond to the thick orange cloud of smoke over the city. Miami's soccer team grabs a HUGE player. The show is confused over a Supreme Court decision about dog toys.
WEDNESDAY 6/8/23: The show takes a practice driving test after Shawn learns another new rule of the road. The show's future on the Twitch platform may be in jeopardy.
TUESDAY 6/6/23: A CEO is under fire after one of his store's fired an employee who yelled at a thief. A TikTok user pays a huge vet bill for their hamster. A fully-costumed furry gives a cringe interview on Fox News. Shawn is shocked at how seldom everyone else got bloody noses growing up.
MONDAY 6/5/23: Many are confused by a sonic boom over the weekend as pilots rush to intercept an unresponsive plane. A bear in Lake Eola park is capturing Orlando's attention. Shawn apologizes for an awful movie recommendation. Apple announces a brand new device.
FRIDAY 6/2/23: A shopping app claims they're losing lots of money expanding into the US. A new helmet may be changing the way people play football. Meta tries to beat Apple to the punch with a new headset announcement. A furry convention goes 18+ after a new law is passed in Florida.
THURSDAY 6/1/23: Shawn discovers a brand new show to watch. An e-mailer reaches out in defense of foreign television shows. A super-fan of Casa Bonita camps out in his car to see the renovations. C-Lane has an idea for where to hold the 10-year anniversary show.
WEDNESDAY 5/31/23: Al Pacino becomes the latest old Italian actor to have a baby with a much younger girlfriend. Shawn tries to see what jobs cannot be replaced by AI, after even some of ChatGPT's creators say it could ruin the world.
TUESDAY 5/30/23: The show returns from a three day weekend and Shawn is fully immersed in a new Apple TV+ show. CNN checks out when they learn people are kissing the exhumed nun. Blink 182 are the next band to come under fire for expensive concert tickets.
FRIDAY 5/26/23: A prank from Austin and C-Lane sends Shawn spiraling out of control on his 42nd birthday. Sabrina preps herself for some gift-giving tough love.
THURSDAY 5/25/23: DeSantis' campaign announcement on Twitter is a huge disaster. A weird letter to Brian Laundrie from his mother is released. A new possible side effect for Ozempic is concerning, despite all the positive results. An exhumed body causes an exodus to Missouri.
WEDNESDAY 5/24/23: A chilling attack from a crazy roommate with a pickaxe is caught on camera. A spokesman goes on an apology tour after the Miami Zoo pisses off an entire country. A guy at Target wants to annoy customers over pride shirts. Shawn instigates an etiquette argument.
TUESDAY 5/23/23: Tim Scott wants to be your nice guy president. A man doesn't seem upset enough to have lost his arm to an alligator in Port Charlotte. Shawn isn't sure if he wants to watch the Michael J Fox documentary. Los Angeles unveils a new bus stop innovation.
MONDAY 5/22/23: Shawn's new tattoo could create an inconvenience for the rest of the show. Even robots want tips now. A recent lawsuit may be interesting to Doordash users with iPhones. C-Lane isn't sure why no one likes the Preakness as much as the Kentucky Derby.
FRIDAY 5/19/23: Heinz has a new way for people to enjoy some of their classic sauces. Shawn has some revelations during a segment about the origins of kissing. A woman sues her employer claiming a perfectly normal e-mail was a sexual advance.
THURSDAY 5/18/23: Brooks Koepka has a suggestion on how to speed up golf play. Parents file a police report over a banned book. Target says they lose over $1 billion a year from theft. California bans gas stoves for all but one chef.
WEDNESDAY 5/17/23: Taco Bell fights for the release of a common phrase. Strippers in California unionize. A naked man is caught on video going crazy at a gym in Miami. Shawn tries to break down the intricacies of intercourse after a survey says teenage sex is on the decline.
TUESDAY 5/16/23: The show tries to figure out "the catch" after a NetZero-style company announces it will be giving away half a million televisions. Some think C-Lane is mispronouncing a childhood cafeteria classic. A person in South Korea thinks restaurants banning children is discrimination, but an e-mailer says it's the perfect rule.
THURSDAY 5/11/23: Shawn loses sleep over a noise in his bathroom. CNN's town hall with Donald Trump provides some great soundbites. A man loses a leg on a plane. Mexico combats controversial counterfeit cola.
WEDNESDAY 5/10/23: A student pepper sprays a teach when he won’t give her phone back. A popular actor is having a baby at 79. MTV News is no more. British people are asked to mimic Americans on TikTok.
TUESDAY 5/9/23: Sabrina is running behind after Carl has a tough walk. A couple is in trouble after trying to smuggle Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel. Shawn hopes his car is lying to him as he almost runs out of gas sending out t-shirts. A company that mines phosphate wants to help make roads.
MONDAY 5/8/23: Sporting events have some pricey offerings over the weekend. C-Lane thinks nothing interesting will happen if he gets a dash cam. Shawn rails agains a classic sandwich.
FRIDAY 5/5/23: Fritz joins in for some Cinco de Mayo shenanigans, but Shawn isn’t sure if he wants to participate. Alex Jones goes nuts over some prank phone calls. Moses DeWitt unveils his newest earworm commercial to rave reviews.
THURSDAY 5/4/23: Shawn and Courtney have a three dog night. A man is called out at a Florida casino for entering into a poker tournament meant for ladies. A new feature means The Pixies may be causing Android users to miss work. Commissioner Patty Sheehan joins the show to talk about the recent news surrounding the Pulse memorial.
WEDNESDAY 5/3/23: C-Lane runs into a hiccup taking an important video. Shawn is skeptical after veterinarians warn of dogs picking up discarded joints in NYC. An AI creates a bizarre beer commercial. A website is telling people how much their car spies on them.
TUESDAY 5/2/23: A school principal gets quite a surprise while unlocking the dumpster for the day. Residents of Utah may have a hard time accessing their favorite porn site. Another writer’s strike could be messing up late night TV for a while.
MONDAY 5/1/23: Shawn is on board with a new plan for Mondays. A Playstation controller plays a role in a robot-guided fertilization. A recipe on NYT Cooking gives pregnancy craving vibes. A bunch of old politicians talking about marijuana are painfully misinformed.
FRIDAY 4/28/23: Sabrina returns to a long-awaited upgrade. Shawn is horrified that a fast food staple will be sold in stores. A housing development in England aims to cater only to women. Late night TV is in trouble. Dispatchers have songs for C-Lane.
THURSDAY 4/27/23: The president of South Korea sings a song to Joe Biden. Reports say Tucker Carlson’s language may have contributed to his firing. Jerry Springer dies. Shawn dives further down the rabbit hole of the lives of conjoined twins.
WEDNESDAY 4/26/23: The Grills owner tells Fox News how difficult the Bud Light fiasco has been for him. Shawn gets worried about dime-sized hail. Older people claim they're under-represented in the gaming world. 22-year-old conjoined twins open up about dating, but the show only has more questions.
TUESDAY 4/25/23: Shawn and C-Lane exercise maximum creativity while picking out presents for Sabrina's birthday. Some brands are reaching out to see if you want to avoid Mother's Day specials. A new video game's graphics are frighteningly realistic.
MONDAY 4/24/23: Shawn finds his favorite news coverage from last week's weed holiday. A flight attendant holds a trip up when no one confesses to spilled rice. Major players are ousted from two prominent news outlets. C-Lane has a revelation.
FRIDAY 4/21/23: The owner of a restaurant that got rid of Bud Light isn't done talking. A runner in the Boston Marathon needs an emergency bathroom break. Shawn wonders how hard it would be to slash a tire, after reports of more activists attacking cars.
THURSDAY 4/20/23: Much of Florida gets a rude awakening. A new SpaceX rocket launch is called successful, despite it exploding in midair. Shawn is curious if certain parts of his body could tan or become sunburnt. Sabrina’s interest is piqued at the mention of a new laser bong.
WEDNESDAY 4/19/23: A hockey player needs 75 stitches after taking a skate to the face. A customer at a Toyota dealership gets a new name, while an employee gets ALL the Facebook praise. An airline passenger rages against a baby.
TUESDAY 4/18/23: A Central Florida restaurant owner responds to reports he ousted Bud Light from his menu. Shawn has questions after a video of a dog mowing a lawn goes viral. A baseball player shames an airline for making his wife clean up after their kids. A beloved fast food restaurants makes changes to their classic burgers.
MONDAY 4/17/23: A new t-shirt design drops! A trucker shows off video of his young son driving his big rig. A new movie gets some instant harsh reviews from people at a screening. A man literally throws his life savings out the window. Shawn doesn’t trust people with joint e-mail addresses.
FRIDAY 4/14/23: The first political attack ad is out, and boy is it a weird one. A whole segment focuses on incidents in caves. Shawn has a hot take about eagles during a wild tangent. Moses DeWitt attends the first of three Taylor Swift concerts in Tampa.
THURSDAY 4/13/23: Fort Lauderdale deals with some intense flooding. Shawn examines some good deeds gone wrong. A British company seeks to revolutionize the prophylactic industry. Lawmakers once again take a look at the option of year-round schooling.
WEDNESDAY 4/12/23: A hot dog promotion in Philly gets a bit out of hand. The price of weddings is on the rise. A poll attempts to reveal people's elevator etiquette. Sabrina asks for advice.
TUESDAY 4/11/23: A man changes his tone while being removed from an airplane. A man arrested for DWI is suing the cops who arrested him after he passed his breathalyzer. Ozempic may have a new interesting side effect. A new Starbucks offering is seeing some weird results.
FRIDAY 4/7/23: Details finally emerge about why Coolio died. A man in Texas says a glitch in Apple's software is leading people to his door looking for their iPhones. The C-Lane vs Janitors battle heats up.
THURSDAY 4/6/23: Many are fooled by a Kanye West audio deepfake. Parents get their yearly reminder not to buy their kids bunnies for Easter. Sabrina contemplates singing the National Anthem for the Ultimate Pinewood Derby.
WEDNESDAY 4/5/23: Fmr President Trump gives a speech at Mar a Lago after returning from his arraignment in New York. C-Lane has a new toy. A woman on Reddit can't seem to understand why her third date went so bad.
TUESDAY 4/4/23: All eyes are on Manhattan as Donald Trump prepares to be arraigned and Shawn is confident the judge will issue a gag order. The First Lady invites the winning AND losing teams of the NCAA women’s championship to the White House. A California senator proposes a new missing persons alert.
MONDAY 4/3/23: A couple films themselves in the middle of one of the weekend's tornadoes. Fmr President Trump's plane takes off to head to New York for his arraignment. Shawn has a hot take on steak. The show attempts to identify the ugliest rock star.
FRIDAY 3/31/23: Gwyneth Paltrow wins her civil suit and whispers to her opponent on her way out. Protesters show up near Mar a Lago after the announcement that Donald Trump will be indicted in New York. A familiar name is arrested in West Palm Beach.
THURSDAY 3/30/23: The owner of Starbucks doesn’t like being called a billionaire. OJ Simpson chimes in on the Gwyneth Paltrow trial. A controversial porn actor dies. Disney pulls one over on Governor DeSantis.
WEDNESDAY 3/29/23: Shawn is looking forward to Fritz on the Street as a palate cleanser for his week. A principal resigns after writing a large check from her school to (a fake) Elon Musk. A giant solar plasma grows to the size of 14 Earths.
TUESDAY 3/28/23: Some guest dogs invade the Wasson household, and one of them is a bit humpy. Crazy dash cam footage shows a Kia going airborne after a nearby truck loses a wheel. Sabrina is unimpressed by the fire starting kit Shawn bought her.
MONDAY 3/27/23: Shawn has a troublesome encounter with police officers over the weekend. A friend of the show passes away unexpectedly. Sabrina wants to sing the national anthem at a sporting event.
FRIDAY 3/23/23: A Florida legislative meeting gets trolled with fake names. Shawn disagrees with a news anchor's firing. A woman's cringe song to advertise her house on the market goes on WAY too long. Jon Busdecker joins to show in place of Moses.
THURSDAY 3/23/23: The Trump indictment is looking like it may fizzle out. A report suggests the AirBnB use is dropping and some are blaming hosts’ excessive rules. Shawn gets his bloodwork back and watches a life-changing movie.
WEDNESDAY 3/22/23: The grand jury in New York City takes the day off, as reports indicate Fmr President Trump wants his arrest to be a spectacle. The security staff at Mons Venus save the day from what looks to have been a potential mass shooting. Nick Lachey has words with the paparazzi.
TUESDAY 3/21/23: The show takes an unexpected day off. Ticketmaster has a listing for a job to run their social media. New York City braces for chaos as everyone waits to hear whether or not Fmr President Donald Trump will be indicted by a grand jury. C-Lane's big days comes and goes.
FRIDAY 3/17/23: The show celebrates St Patrick's Day with Fritz and Moses DeWitt. Things get weird.
THURSDAY 3/16/23: A scientist’s presentation is interrupted by her dog. A storm coming to Chicago sounds more fun than scary. An expensive diamond is found in an Arkansas forest. Shawn wants all planes to have parachutes after a group of people survive an emergency landing in Brazil.
WEDNESDAY 3/15/23: A woman in an interview is at a loss for words when she is asked what "woke" means. Shawn isn't so sure the released Michael Irvin hotel lobby footage is vindicating. The large blob of seaweed gets closer to ruining spring breakers' beach plans. A popular restaurant brand announces a VERY limited deal.
TUESDAY 3/14/23: More companies are trying to trick their employees with fake phishing e-mails. A man in Ohio is attacked by a zebra. A NASCAR commentator takes on keyboard warriors. Shawn tries to identify how many people out of 100 would be swingers. Scientist do a study on growers vs show-ers.
MONDAY 3/13/23: Shawn considers playing hooky. Hugh Grant gets awkward on the Oscars' red carpet. NASA discovers an asteroid that may actually hit Earth on Valentine's Day. The crew gears up for a Friday St Patrick's Day.
FRIDAY 3/10/23: A cowboy on TikTok has a message for his haters. A man survives a huge fall out of a hotel window after using salvia. A strip club in Ft Myers reopens in a tent after being damaged by Hurricane Ian. Shawn has post office issues.
THURSDAY 3/9/23: Shawn is done donating to things at checkout counters. Sabrina and C-Lane are tested to see if they could rescue themselves from a forest. The WWE wants to legalize betting on scripted wrestling. Shawn has a theory on the Americans kidnapped in Mexico.
WEDNESDAY 3/8/23: A podcast seems unfazed by a dangerous interruption. Shawn is disturbed by a new community he discovered on Reddit. Shawn explores the prices of luxury cabanas at the country's swankiest resorts.
TUESDAY 3/7/23: Joe Rogan gets called out by his Steelers-loving father. A woman's plea to officially honor sugar daddies falls on the wrong ears. C-Lane doesn't trust the reviews for Cocaine Bear. An AI-generated Spongebob gets into adult topics.
MONDAY 3/6/23: Netflix's first big live event seems to be successful as Chris Rock finally delivers the material everyone's been waiting for. The show has questions after a woman on a plane in an emergency "puts herself to sleep" to avoid being scared. Shawn has a strange encounter at a bar.
FRIDAY 3/3/23: Shawn has a challenge for the show, but C-Lane isn't on board. Alex Murdaugh is found guilty on all charges. Changes are announced to the Ultimate Pinewood Derby.
THURSDAY 3/2/23: Car kits go on sale for the Ultimate Pinewood Derby. The manual transmission may be making a surprising comeback. Shawn is concerned about an issue with Junkie Cat. Closing arguments continue in the Alex Murdaugh trial after a juror is dismissed.
WEDNESDAY 3/1/23: Shawn gets much desired news about a high school that was shut down for an infestation.
TUESDAY 2/28/23: People are surprised to see Shawn at iHeart HQ for a meeting. Ford announces new car features that don't really seem like consumer selling points. Nobody wants to play at King Charles' coronation. A TikToker covers his parents' kitchen in peanut butter.
FRIDAY 2/24/23: Shawn is surprised at the amount of people who say they regularly watch TV with subtitles. Floridians are starting to revolt against a proposed law about dogs. The show talks to a woman who is a member of a group of fans of the alleged Idaho murders suspect.
THURSDAY 2/23/23: A bleacher full of students is more excited about their snow day than the basketball game they just won. Donald Trump buys a bunch of McDonalds for first responders in Ohio. A TikTok trend on theme park rides could be highly dangerous. A high school shuts down completely from an animal infestation.
WEDNESDAY 2/22/23: Shawn describes his return to the doctor's office. A new Florida law may keep your dog from hanging its head out of the car window. Spotify teases a new technology which could replace radio DJs.
TUESDAY 2/21/23: The day of Shawn's long-awaited return to the doctor has arrived. The show debates the idea of working with your partner after it's announced Kelly Ripa's new co-host will be her husband. A new species from Canada could be a nuisance at the border, but C-Lane has a plan.
MONDAY 2/20/23: Shawn has an expensive morning after one of his cameras dies. An original unopened iPhone 1 fetches a huge price at an auction. A very specific group on Reddit does NOT want to be interviewed on the show. An annoying woman tries to interrupt President Biden's dinner.
FRIDAY 2/17/23: Tiger Woods plays bro jokes on the green. A country club may have to move to avoid overly aggressive squirrels. Shawn and Sabrina are concerned about a borg adventure, while C-Lane thinks there should be more tequila.
THURSDAY 2/16/23: A group of women say that smoking weed makes them better moms. Shawn and Sabrina find a new way to deliver terrible news. People have questions after a semi-truck in Pennsylvania causes a handful of crashes. The show talks to the organizer of an upcoming themed rave.
WEDNESDAY 2/15/23: A politician ends an interview with a disturbing message. A trans female at a hearing is asked an awkward question. Shawn wants to beat a 103-year-old man at bowling. A News Junkie event makes its long-awaited return.
TUESDAY 2/14/23: Shawn is sore after a mild arm workout. A debate erupts over what exactly constitutes a farmer. The amount of toxic chemicals on a train that derailed in Ohio may have been underreported.
FRIDAY 2/10/23: C-Lane goes in deeper on the NFL’s requirements for cities hosting the Super Bowl. Damar Hamlin gets thanks his doctors during an award ceremony. Doctors on the news warn about a new drinking trend on TikTok.
THURSDAY 2/9/23: Michael Irvin is removed from Super Bowl coverage. Some residents of a small town are upset after a change was made to help a child with special needs. C-Lane is perplexed with a math problem about Australia. Shawn makes a hot take about diners.
WEDNESDAY 2/8/23: Shawn is excited about a Taco Bell promotion before learning it's not coming his way. The show discusses their earliest jobs after learning a state wants to lower their minimum employment age. Aaron Rodgers needs to live in the darkness to see the light.
FRIDAY 2/3/23: A balloon from China is causing more questions than answers as it floats across the United States. Shawn is concerned with the level of questioning aimed at a Tennessee police officer. Sabrina resurrects a classic college party game.
THURSDAY 2/2/23: The folks in Punxsutawny drag things out as the rest of the country waits to hear if Winter will be longer. Shawn has a moral dilemma about a way to use the AI voice generator. Shawn and C-Lane may be too fat to get on an upcoming ride.
WEDNESDAY 2/1/23: Tom Brady retires (again) from football. A janitor is stuck at work for days after being locked in a holding cell on a Friday. Netflix reveals the steps they will be taking to crack down on password sharing.
TUESDAY 1/31/23: Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane figure out whether or not they should be scared for their jobs, after a new audio AI only needs a minute of their voices to generate new speech.
MONDAY 1/30/23: Shawn forgets what sport is played at the Super Bowl. The AI craze hits the music AND porn world over the weekend. The show talks to a doctor who teamed up with Mr Beast on YouTube to perform surgery on 1,000 blind people.
FRIDAY 1/27/23: A proposal for a new law leads Shawn to a revelation about the way he drives on the highway. A gas station attendant falls for a fake phone call, costing his job over two thousand dollars. Sabrina and C-Lane think a video of a robot turning to liquid (and back) is fake. A Texas woman is fed up with unwanted visitors.
THURSDAY 1/26/23: An UberEats driver interrupts a college basketball game. Fireball finds itself in the middle of a lawsuit, but C-Lane thinks it's a stretch. A new, very expensive SUV has extra features to deter theft, while Seattle sues car makers whose vehicles lack them. Shawn gets a jingle stuck in his head.
WEDNESDAY 1/35/23: Shawn navigates unknown territory when he asks if it’s okay to give advice to people working out. Justin Bieber sells his music catalog. Geraldo pulls out a rifle on TV. A&W hops on the M&M bandwagon for S&G.
TUESDAY 1/24/23: Disney fans sing together as they mourn the "loss" of Splash Mountain. Sabrina's AirBNB experience comes with a laundry list of rules and a missed yacht opportunity. A listener e-mails in with a rant about traffic rules.
MONDAY 1/23/23: A Canadian man reacts to the country’s new drinking guidelines. Shawn is the only person on the show without a certain clothing item. More details emerge about Jeremy Renner’s injuries. Pam Anderson drops a bomb on Tim Allen.
FRIDAY 1/20/23: An accused murderer's incriminating Google searches are read off in court. Netflix (once again) threatens to crack down on account sharing. C-Lane has questions about a DoorDash company policy. Josh rewards himself for a quality Next Episode.
THURSDAY 1/19/23: Alec Baldwin and the 'Rust' armorer are to be charged in the death of Halyna Hutchins. Less young adults are drinking wine. Netflix suggests big bucks for its latest job opening. The ad for a themed party in Albany has the internet intrigued.
WEDNESDAY 1/18/23: Someone pranks the BBC with porn sounds. Todd Chrisley checks into one America’s “cushiest” prisons. A lot of people think they have the answer on Mount Dora's smell problem. Our neighbors to the north have some new recommendations regarding alcohol.
TUESDAY 1/17/23: Dispatchers who have visited a nude beach chime in. A new insult targeting people who are famous because of their family members is gaining popularity. Shawn has a theory about a new HBO show that everyone seems to hate.
MONDAY 1/16/23: Shawn asks for some advice after an incident on the road over the weekend. A miscommunication at JFK airport ends in the best possible way. A pilot killed in the plane crash in Nepal had a dark history with the airline.
FRIDAY 1/13/23: The NY Post has a spicy take on the death of Lisa Marie Presley. Shawn is hesitant to tell Sabrina about a Boy Scout who is touting an accomplishment on the news. The internet engages in an argument over Humpty Dumpty. C-Lane goes to fancy dinners and shows.
THURSDAY 1/12/23: A funeral includes a surprise dance number. Your VHS tapes may be worth more than you thought. The debate over gas stoves reaches peak stupidity. Famed guitarist Jeff Beck dies. A story about a football coach leads to a marching band revelation for Shawn.
WEDNESDAY 1/11/23: In-N-Out Burger looks to expand their horizons. A website seeks to determine which animal milk people would most want to try. Stranded Amtrak passengers call the police after an extended delay. A personal story leads to a bunch of parenting advice for Shawn.
TUESDAY 1/10/23: Mattress Mack loses big on the College Football Championship. A police department in Tennessee finds itself in the middle of a large sex scandal. The government wants to go after your gas stoves. Dispatchers guess which member of the show would be involved in a violent crime.
MONDAY 1/9/23: Fritz and SlabbaDabba join the show while Sabrina takes the day off. The Buffalo Bills play impressively after last week's game-stopping injury. Shawn has questions about a stroller with AI. Police in Texas want to talk to a man who saved the day at a taqueria.
FRIDAY 1/6/22: Sabrina is frustrated with a door-to-door salesman. The House of Representatives is having a hell of a time electing a speaker. An old forgotten show is said to have the worst theme song. A woman in Florida wants a piece of Hurricane Ian debris out of her yard.
THURSDAY 1/5/23: Florida’s only “baby box” is used for the first time. The show finds out why people ACTUALLY use Bing as a search engine. Chilling details are released about the murder investigation in Idaho. Shawn finally finds out what 2023 may have in store.
WEDNESDAY 1/4/23: A man who claims he made "NBA history" is in trouble with Miami-Dade County. Porn watchers in Louisiana may be put in an awkward situation. Sabrina goes on a rollercoaster ride as the show finds out what her tarot cards say for 2023.
TUESDAY 1/3/23: The show returns live for the first time after the holiday break. Shawn finds himself in the middle of Southwest Airlines' troubles. A man whose company invented a personal flying vehicle joins the show. A tarot card reader details what may be in store for C-Lane's 2023.
THURSDAY 12/23/22: Listen to see which segment C-Lane's father-in-law was shocked to hear when he got in the car... Can you guess?
WEDNESDAY 12/21/22: Remember when a radio host who hated his five callers had an on-air meltdown? We do. Also, a guy says he's going to blow up a bathroom and Shawn bans the Fruit Salad song from the show, ensuring that it would be heard again.
Tesla auto pilot sex, MMA eye bulge interview, taking back offensive words, guy disturbs manatees, drug dealer santa, who do you tip and snakes in church.
MONDAY 12/19/22: Listen back and see if the psychic predictions for The News Junkie in 2022 came true!
FRIDAY 12/16/22: Dispatchers chime in on their favorite memories from the year as live shows for 2022 come to a close. Shawn offers an interesting twist in his Christmas gift exchange. Santa Moe DeWitt stops by with a sackful of gifts for the holiday break.
THURSDAY 12/15/22: The show gets started in frantic mode when approaching bad weather mixes with a computer issue back at HQ. Former President Trump gets in the NFT game in wild fashion. Angel gives Shawn some advice on his future potential farm.
WEDNESDAY 12/14/22: A police officer in Tavares needs Narcan after a possible fentanyl exposure. Sabrina gets devastating news. A woman sets a ridiculous world record. A priest is removed from his job for some un-priestly acts.
TUESDAY 12/13/22: The show recaps some of the action on stage and behind the scenes of Just OK 7 as they ease their way through the last few live shows of 2022.
FRIDAY 12/9/22: A video game award show has an unplanned guest. Brittney Griner returns to America. Everybody has questions when a pair of conjoined twin electricians is only paid one wage. A man in Florida "didn't know" he wasn't allowed to slap a police horse. Shawn doesn't know what to wear to Just OK 7.
THURSDAY 12/8/22: Sabrina does half of the show from home while she waits for an important delivery. Brittany Griner is released from a Russian prison after a trade deal was made by the United States. Shawn is surprised C-Lane would volunteer to be in summer school. Sabrina reveals some fresh merch.
WEDNESDAY 12/7/22: President Biden talks about nano-technology, while a wax figure of President Trump is taken down due to vandalism. Shawn goes hard pass on a company who says they charged employees to attend their Christmas party. The show realizes time is running out for Fritz on the Street.
TUESDAY 12/6/22: The show reminisces over a classic bit when they learn about the ending of the Headline News station. The IRS has new plans for your Venmo and PayPal transactions. Shawn is unsure how concerned he should be about the latest trends in his Nextdoor app.
MONDAY 12/5/22: Shawn rages against expensive steak after a post about a hotel's refrigerator fee goes viral. The GMA anchors who were found to be having an affair get taken off the air. A dispatcher tells the story of how they ordered a body online for a medical convention.
FRIDAY 12/2/22: The show is surprised people aren't recognizing a song in a new movie trailer. A man who was lost at sea swears he wasn't drunk when he fell from his cruise ship. A common feature in hotel rooms is being phased out in remodeling, and Shawn is fighting back.
WEDNESDAY 11/30/22: Fans go nuts at a bar after USA clenches a big win in the World Cup. Dispatchers are split after a 10-year-old is interviewed for her encounter with a shark. Australia wants to take cigarette cessation to the next level.
TUESDAY 11/29/22: A meeting about Just OK 7 produces a questionable idea. Shawn can't stop himself from drinking too much water. Reports vary on the number of deaths associated with the building of World Cup stadiums in Qatar. C-Lane gets an upgrade.
MONDAY 11/28/22: Sabrina and C-Lane have similar experiences over the Thanksgiving break. Shawn seems to reign supreme as a study breaks down how much time people spend alone. A listener chimes in on his favorite turkey-day leftover sandwich.
TUESDAY 11/22/22: Grady Judd gets descriptive when describing the apprehension of a suspect. President Biden delivers a room-silencing joke after pardoning a turkey. Alabama halts lethal injections after three failed attempts. Everybody goes into autopilot on their way to Thanksgiving. Camila Cabello takes jabs online for a performance at the White House.
MONDAY 11/21/22: Jack Daniel's goes after a pet toy manufacturer in court. An article suggests that smoking weed at the Thanksgiving dinner table may be more common than ever before. 911 dispatchers use an app to find people that was featured on the show a few years back.
FRIDAY 11/18/22: C-Lane starts the show feeling a bit rough. Shawn is baffled when a mother is arrested after making her child walk through a neighborhood alone. A new vaccine may curb the affects of Fentanyl. Moses DeWitt makes it rain Thanksgiving magnets.
THURSDAY 11/17/22: Herschel Walker goes on a gigantic vampire tangent during a rally in Georgia. Frontier has an enticing deal for sir travelers, but the fine print may tell another story. The Tennessee AG wants to take on Ticketmaster.
WEDNESDAY 11/16/22: A popular grocery chain is adding bars, but this isn’t news to C-Lane. NASA finally has a win with Artemis. Donald Trump announces his third candidacy for President. The release of tickets for Taylor Swift's upcoming tour brings Ticketmaster to a screeching halt. The show talks to one of the guys that found a large piece of the Space Shuttle Challenger.
TUESDAY 11/15/22: A marathon participant in China smokes cigarettes during his run. The show reveals which singers they though were the opposite sex. Florida waits to see is Artemis will get scrapped again or have a successful early-morning launch. Red Crabs take over Christmas Island.
MONDAY 11/14/22: Shawn is surprised when a packed stadium in Germany sings along to a popular American song. A listener finds out something surprising when enlisting in the military. A 100-year-old man celebrates his birthday at the strip club.
FRIDAY 11/11/22: A place in Central Florida continues their long-running Veterans Day tradition. Famed comedian Gallagher dies. Dispatchers chime in on their black market finds after a man buys an owl at a gas station. Netflix dips its toes in live programming.
THURSDAY 11/10/22: A wild police chase distracts Shawn and C-Lane from some of the previous night's hurricane coverage. A young woman delivers a ruthless eulogy at her father's funeral. A restaurant in Australia known for its feisty customer interactions gets sued by its employees.
WEDNESDAY 11/9/22: C-Lane returns from New York to a small amount of chaos. Shawn is curious who will watch after Casey Anthony gets a television special. The show talks to Tom Sorrells to find out what to expect from the approaching (almost) Hurricane Nicole.
Someone is in the dark because of a big mistake. Sabrina nearly got arrested and sent to jail. Shawn still be postin dat podcast.
Some big drama over Just Okay 7. A woman who drove with three wheels and says she's fine. Things are heating up in here.
WEDNESDAY 11/2/22: Criticism of a statement made by Dr Oz leads to a war on geography. Shawn is skeptical when he hears inflation will lead to some non-traditional Thanksgiving dinners. Tabloids go after Christina Applegate. Chik-fil-A tests out a new work week.
TUESDAY 11/1/22: Shawn vows to change some things up after learning that much of America has shifted straight into Christmas mode. A Halloween partier gets arrested dressed as a giant bottle of Fireball Whiskey. C-Lane learns he's in for a surprise in New York City.
MONDAY 10/31/22: History repeats itself for Sabrina. A bridesmaid goes viral for a cringe-filled wedding speech. Dispatchers debate the best Halloween candy. The lineup for Just OK 7 is revealed.
FRIDAY 10/28/22: A bunch of people at Twitter are out of jobs, but definitely not money. Jim Cramer gets emotional over Meta stock. Shawn thinks he has found the worst idea for Halloween. The death of Jerry Lee Lewis is announced..... again.
THURSDAY 10/27/22: Property owners may have been using a software package to jack up housing rates. Elon Musk shows up to Twitter headquarters with a prop, while Kanye is kicked out of the Sketchers headquarters. Dispatchers chime in after Sabrina suffers an unfortunate sneeze.
WEDNESDAY 10/26/22: The Powerball is getting back up to the level where people are talking about it again, while an airline thinks up a lottery of its own. A teenager is facing severe discipline for embarrassing his high school. The show talks to a TikTok-er who got his wish granted to be on TV.
TUESDAY 10/25/22: A listener sends in audio of a substitute teacher scolding a class where a student didn’t stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. Sabrina mourns the loss of a beloved actor. Billy McFarland has a new venture. Customers at a very specific festival want refunds.
FRIDAY 10/21/22: The former Prime Minister is trolled by British media. Shawn ramps up his intention to one day have a farm after C-Lane reveals what his retirement plans are. Sabrina finds the best song about salad dressing you could imagine.
THURSDAY 10/20/22: Video of ex-felons getting arrested for voter fraud makes the rounds. Circle K aims at beginning to sell marijuana where legal. Jesus ads hit the airwaves and are headed for the Super Bowl. Shawn thinks a teacher should get a mulligan.
WEDNESDAY 10/19/212: A 5-year-old wows playing Mozart on the piano. Matthew Perry teases some of the juicy details included in his upcoming book. A survey shows a surprising number of people claim to have zero friends. Cyndi Lauper's rapper son gets into some legal trouble.
TUESDAY 10/18/22: James Corden apologizes after being banned from a New York restaurant. A beloved 90s movie is finally getting a sequel. A man who claims he can't finds a dentist tells of how he does the job himself. The show learns of a kind of hunting they've never heard of before.
MONDAY 10/17/22: UT asks for donations after fans rip out a key part of their football field. Shawn doesn't think it's a big deal when a restaurant continued service after a customer died. C-Lane gets graded on his Monday performance. A mother tells a horrific breastfeeding story.
FRIDAY 10/14/22: A TikTok user cries over a couch purchase. A mother is in legal trouble after letting her 10-year-old son get a tattoo. A popular restaurant MAY be serving Kraft macaroni and cheese. The FDA goes after CBD, PDQ.
THURSDAY 10/13/22: Alex Jones gats dealt a HUGE legal blow. Shawn debates whether a life sentence is worse than the death penalty as the sentencing for the Parkland school shooter is handed down. The latest cheating scandal comes from NASCAR. The show tries a beverage intended for people with dysphagia.
WEDNESDAY 10/12/22: A baseball game starts with a cringe promotion. Shawn and C-Lane have never heard of a band Sabrina went to see. A woman is scammed by a fake astronaut. Two comedians sue a police department after a stop-and-frisk situation at the Atlanta airport.
TUESDAY 10/11/22: Alex Jones gets Alex-Jones-y during an interview. Fox News does a double-take on Kanye. Madonna looks weird in an Instagram post. The Supreme Court has some decisions to make about pork.
MONDAY 10/10/22: Shawn is frazzled after a bunch of things in the studio stopped working. A Wendy’s is under fire for firing a longtime employee. The show talks to a criminal profiler about the serial killer case in California.
FRIDAY 10/7/22: President Biden pardons federal marijuana offenses. Analysts call the Broncos/Colts game the worst NFL game ever. Moses DeWitt comes in to recap some of the shenanigans at the Moe Comedy Jam. The plot to a new Christmas movie sounds familiar.
THURSDAY 10/6/22: Shawn doesn't see the appeal of a beloved roadside attraction. A fan tackled on the field during Monday Night Football may seek damages. A group of Ukrainians has a unique plan for a possible nuclear attack.
WEDNESDAY 10/5/22: Aaron Judge hits his record home run and no one is excited about who caught the ball. Elon Musk flip-flops on buying Twitter. A growing number of linemen helping after Hurricane Ian have been spotted Tinder, and their wives aren't pleased.
TUESDAY 10/4/22: C-Lane returns from his cruise a little bruised up. The show has a big announcement. Shawn learns about some dating app codes when a new dating app targets a specific political preference. Taco Bell joins the self-deprecating ad game.
C-Lane's on a ship doing bellyflops so we figured it's time to tease a major announcement.
FRIDAY 9/30/22: Twitter calls out the Miami Dolphins after Tua Tagovailoa suffers another injury. A high-ranking Apple employee after he appears in a viral video asking about his job. The show talks to the host of a social media channel that deals with salary transparency.
THURSDAY 9/30/22: The show returns to Maitland to recap Hurricane Ian as Florida assesses catastrophic flooding and damage down south.
WEDNESDAY 9/28/22: The show covers landfall of Hurricane Ian on the west coast of Florida.
TUESDAY 9/27/22: The show talks to an engineer involved with the DART program, who shot a rocket into an asteroid far from Earth. A woman who thought she killed a fox takes heat on social media. The GTA VI leaker turns out to be a teenager. Tampa prepares for its first major hurricane in over 100 years.
MONDAY 9/26/22: A man hacks the intercom system on an airplane. Shawn is really excited about his new sound clip. A Bachelor contestant is already on the radar for an old Facebook post. (That's about all C-Lane heard)
THURSDAY 9/22/22: A mother traps her young son in a viral video. An absolute crazy person e-mails Shawn and the show tries to decide whether or not to interview him. Space Force gets a new song.
WEDNESDAY 9/21/22: A man tests out the new crash detection features of his new iPhone. AirBNB hosts are slammed for unreasonable chore lists, including one C-Lane doesn’t know how to do. The show learns a lot more about interlock devices, after the DOT wants all cars to have them.
TUESDAY 9/20/22: A candidate for office drop a sweet new rap video. The Queen's guard does NOT deviate their marching, even for poop. Shawn has a big announcement. The show talks to a doctor who specializes in lengthening (and shortening) limbs.
MONDAY 9/19/22: A Twitch streamer may have ripped off A LOT of money from his followers to feed his gambling habit. Students are blocking school phone numbers from their parents' phones to avoid getting in trouble. A "charitable" eater disputes his extra-generous gratuity.
FRIDAY 9/16/22: A group of migrants head to Martha's Vineyard. A safety council says people should stop buying a dangerous item on Amazon. Shawn tries to get Moses DeWitt on board to sponsor a new sporting event.
THURSDAY 9/15/22: A Chik-fil-A employee stops an attempted carjacking. Two women who attended a Utah game in body paint may end up in trouble with the law. Shawn has an answer for the catalytic converter theft problem. Sabrina sees some huge TikTok wins.
WEDNESDAY 9/14/22: (Podcast is shorter than normal due to tech issues) Mike Lindell takes his time telling of his run-in with the FBI at a Hardee’s. C-Lane and Sabrina share an awkward moment. Brett Favre’s biographer has a change of heart.
TUESDAY 9/13/22: A rapper is killed in broad daylight and blame is being placed on his girlfriend. Wendy Williams may have forgotten her show is over. An NBA team owner gets a gigantic fine. A member of Destiny's Child has a new music venture. Shawn doesn’t like a classic family movie series.
MONDAY 9/12/22: A tailgating accident leaves a few Miami football fans without cars. A delivery "lifehack" floods a restaurant chain's online orders. Shawn wants to try a new medication. Old footage of C-Lane on TV is uncovered by a listener.
FRIDAY 9/9/22: A person outside Buckingham Palace gets some (late) upsetting news. Ozzy Osbourne's performance at an NFL game gets very little coverage. Police departments may be using a special app to track your phone. Shawn bears witness to a startling discovery at a bar.
THURSDAY 9/8/22: The show takes a dive into the long-planned and often rehearsed procedure about to unfold as news of the death of Queen Elizabeth II is announced by Buckingham Palace.
WEDNESDAY 9/7/22: C-Lane has selfish concern after a woman on a cruise is killed by a shark. California sends out emergency alerts to use less power. Bam Margera is spotted partying at a bar in Sarasota. The internet responds harshly to video of a woman making her boyfriend breakfast.
TUESDAY 9/6/22: A news anchor has a mini-stroke on the air. School officials warn of a possible “threat” spread on social media. Shawn attempts a theme park trip on a seriously hot day. The standing ovations at a Venice film festival are TOO LONG.
FRIDAY 9/2/22: Cops respond to a woman having a baby at a gas station. A politician wants to go after Ticketmaster. The estimated crowd for the Artemis launch gets even bigger. Shawn almost commits a crime on the air.
FRIDAY 9/2/22: Cops respond to a woman having a baby at a gas station. A politician wants to go after Ticketmaster. The estimated crowd for the Artemis launch gets even bigger. Shawn almost commits a crime on the air.
THURSDAY 9/1/22: Stacey Dash finds out devastating news… over a year late. Police in Florida warn of the giant danger of chocolate bars laced with mushrooms. The show talks to a woman who makes jewelry out of certain bodily fluids, and a guy tells a Navy story.
WEDNESDAY 8/31/22: A news anchor in Canada swallows a fly mid-sentence. President Biden is a little off on a couple gun facts. Shawn tries a popular steakhouse, while Sabrina and C-Lane judge his choice of entree. More people chime in with their stories after a couple is spotted having sex at a baseball game.
WEDNESDAY 8/31/22: A news anchor in Canada swallows a fly mid-sentence. President Biden is a little off on a couple gun facts. Shawn tries a popular steakhouse, while Sabrina and C-Lane judge his choice of entree. More people chime in with their stories after a couple is spotted having sex at a baseball game.
TUESDAY 8/30/22: Serena Williams enters her last US Open to massive applause. A video of a different tennis player is turning some heads on social media. Shawn has another apology. A lady is very upset about a new purse policy at Walmart.
MONDAY 8/29/22: NASA scrubs a rocket launch, in line with Sabrina's prediction. Shawn apologizes for some potential weather. A pricey AC job MAY have been a scam. The show recaps some of the shenanigans at the Real Radio Charity Poker Tournament.
MONDAY 8/29/22: NASA scrubs a rocket launch, in line with Sabrina's prediction. Shawn apologizes for some potential weather. A pricey AC job MAY have been a scam. The show recaps some of the shenanigans at the Real Radio Charity Poker Tournament.
FRIDAY 8/26/22: Roger Waters gets political at a show in Orlando. Shawn ponders an old story about Hurricane Andrew as more stories outline a "quiet" hurricane season. Burning Man is back, but Shawn isn't interested. A newspaper prints a tonedeaf joke.
FRIDAY 8/26/22: Roger Waters gets political at a show in Orlando. Shawn ponders an old story about Hurricane Andrew as more stories outline a "quiet" hurricane season. Burning Man is back, but Shawn isn't interested. A newspaper prints a tonedeaf joke.
THURSDAY 8/25/22: A girl driving in her car posts one of quickest vlogs ever. Elon Musk teases an announcement teaming SpaceX up with T-Mobile. Shawn has questions after identical twins marry other identical twins and live the same life together. C-Lane and Josh shop for expensive flights.
THURSDAY 8/25/22: A girl driving in her car posts one of quickest vlogs ever. Elon Musk teases an announcement teaming SpaceX up with T-Mobile. Shawn has questions after identical twins marry other identical twins and live the same life together. C-Lane and Josh shop for expensive flights.
WEDNESDAY 8/24/22: A political analyst is fired for remarks about Donald Trump. Gary Busey’s “people” offer two possible explanations for his recent actions. Authorities say two men dragging a shark across a beach did nothing wrong. A woman’s is left with “zombie eyes” after she has a terrible reaction to fake lashes.
TUESDAY 8/23/22: A YouTuber gets weird at the Dragon Ball Z movie. Gary Busey lands himself in some trouble. Sabrina may have inside info on NASA's upcoming Artemis 1 launch. A man takes heat on the internet for the way he drinks his beer at a baseball game.
Buskergate, adults banned from playground, this is why I'm fat, rude 911 operators, a flying pastor, C-Lane's intruder story and so much more!
FRIDAY 8/19/22: A basketball player gets trolled at the candy store. The show has questions after a woman is able to escape her handcuffs and get access to a police officer’s rifle. Chaos erupts at a 7-Eleven.
THURSDAY 8/18/22: A slide at a stadium wrecks a baseball commentator. A listener e-mails in with an anonymous confession. An 8-year-old competes in the USA Mullet Championship. Shawn has a wild idea for a bit involving a monkey.
WEDNESDAY 8/17/22: A once-rambunctious preacher is much more calm in his apology. A German man with monkeypox has a wild reaction. Shawn is not too sure about an upcoming Disney+ show. A man tries to steal a young girl's very first paycheck after seeing it on social media.
TUESDAY 8/16/22: A guy who runs A LOT is attacked by a coyote and describes it in a weird video. More companies are pushing employees to go back to the office. Shawn doesn’t think adults should drink Capri Sun.
MONDAY 8/15/22: A poorly rated TV program in Australia gets even lower ratings. Florida trades python hunting for alligator hunting. Coca-Cola flavors are starting to get weird. A new sleep trend on social media sounds like it could be dangerous.
FRIDAY 8/12/22: Harry Caray is back in hologram form, and the internet wasn't quite ready for it. A woman in Florida is arrested for throwing a steak at her husband and missing. A listener seeks advice on how to kick out his daughter's boyfriend. Salman Rushdie is attacked during a lecture in New York.
THURSDAY 8/11/22: A man delays a flight out of Orlando because he wanted his child on his lap. Google claims Apple is causing kids to get bullied. A man tries to infiltrate an FBI office with a long rifle and a nail gun.
WEDNESDAY 8/10/22: A Detroit Lions rookie leads the team in a Michael Jackson chorus. Another childhood memory of Shawn's os going away. The show learns a bit about Florida's gun laws. More details emerge from the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.
TUESDAY 8/9/22: People have strong reactions over the FBI's raid of Mar-a-Lago. More details emerge about the car crash involving Anne Heche and the events that led up to it. Shawn is perplexed by a situation with his son. Scientists are studying whether or not spiders sleep.
MONDAY 8/8/22: A homeowner in LA gets a GoFundMe after actress Anne Heche crashes into her garage. A Vice reporter is harassed at CPAC. A patriotic t-shirt company is caught hiding the fact their shirts were made in China. Shawn ponders what residents of different parts of Florida call themselves.
FRIDAY 8/5/22: A woman who sued her parents is back in the news. Former President Donald Trump gets heckled during a round of golf. Shawn ponders who has the hottest fan base. An astronomer delivers a hilarious troll.
THURSDAY 8/4/22: Shawn thinks a certain' restaurant fans are assholes after the chain announced the coming of Impossible meats. There's a deeper financial reason the Batgirl movie may never be seen. The show speculates on whether or not Alex Jones perjured himself in court.
WEDNESDAY 8/3/22: Shawn wakes up to a dreaded text message. Alex Jones appears in court. An upcoming movie is scrapped super late in the game. Speculation ensues after a pilot reportedly jumps to his death during a flight.
TUESDAY 8/2/22: The US took down an al Qaeda leader with bomb that has a cool sounding name. Shawn is curious about living in sewers. The show talks to a guy whose work has had an effect on just about everybody.
MONDAY 8/1/22: A man gets a salacious voicemail from a co-worker. C-Lane thinks the new Secret Shows magnet looks familiar. A bunch of people talking about the shooting in Orlando have their facts wrong. Shawn likes watching kids fall down.
FRIDAY 7/29/22: Everybody is going crazy over the billion dollar lottery jackpot. An absolute asshole is arrested in Las Vegas for animal cruelty. Will Smith addresses the Oscars slap in an awkward video. This Week in Florida gets dark.
THURSDAY 7/28/22: The Weather Channel apologizes for a huge misstep in graphics. British researchers have a formula for the “perfect” start to your day, and nobody on the show is on board. A study says that most people don’t know their neighbors.
WEDNESDAY 7/27/22: Former President Trump plans his women’s basketball team. A news and local police precinct warn of a very serious national issue. Sabrina participates in some specific police training. A GOP rally adds words to the Pledge of Allegiance.
TUESDAY 7/26/22: Shawn is fascinated by the world of Pay Pigs. An escalator technician chimes in on things getting sucked into the machinery. A classic dessert most known for being at Taco Bell is going away. Your dog may be smarter than you think it is.
MONDAY 7/25/22: Chaos erupts at two places in Central Florida over the weekend. Portland residents are fed up with the overwhelming homeless problem. A listener is frustrated with a new policy allowing veterans to become teachers. Concert ticket prices go outrageous. A post-game interview gets awkward.
FRIDAY 7/22/22: Pat Benatar refuses to play one of her most famous songs. A Walgreens employee won't sell a particular item. Cows invade Florida's Turnpike. Nobody on Jeopardy can identify Taylor Swift lyrics.
THURSDAY 7/21/22: President Biden gets COVID-19. A venue cancels a performance by Dave Chappelle hours before the show. Mike Tyson tells a podcast he thinks he's going to die soon. Velveeta gets into the cocktail business. Shawn leaves nothing but crumbs for This Week in Florida.
WEDNESDAY 7/20/22: A woman struggles to get a doctor to diagnose her with monkeypox. A beloved South Florida water park is "sunsetting" a classic ride. Netflix may be ripping off James Bond. After finally winning Shawn's interest, the James Webb telescope may already be damaged.
TUESDAY 7/19/22: Shawn thinks people should get extra time off when it’s extremely hot outside. Amy Kaufeldt returns to the show. Sesame Place is accused of racism. A woman wakes up from a two year coma and accuses her brother of putting her there.
FRIDAY 7/15/22: Actor Terrence Howard says he invented a new form of flight. A West Palm resident is being fined for replacing her grass with astroturf. Shawn wants to have an intervention with a dispatcher. An x-ray solves a man's bathroom troubles.
THURSDAY 7/14/22: An email from an expecting listener sends the show down a weird path. More cities report tires being slashed by a group of anti-SUV advocates. A nightclub is shutdown after video of a questionable act on the bar goes viral. Elementary school baseball players get the "Mic'd Up" treatment.
WEDNESDAY 7/13/22: Shawn and C-Lane are upset at iHeart’s party planning habits. A cherry farmer saves a helicopter pilot after the aircraft hits his tractor. A man dies after drinking too much Jager. The SUV tire slashers give the show some answers.
TUESDAY 7/12/22: Alex Jones says he'll cut his finger off for his fans. Shawn has his first experience with Sri Lankan food. Two 12-year-olds are arrested in Florida for pointing a loaded handgun at a car. A woman says she almost died picking up a stray dollar bill.
MONDAY 7/11/22: A news anchor may have been drunk for an entire broadcast. The rage against self-checkout lanes at the grocery store is building. A pregnant woman is fighting for her right to drive in the HOV lane. Shawn is perplexed by footage taken inside a prison.
FRIDAY 7/8/22: The former Prime Minister of Japan is assassinated. The show learns about a new term for stealing, but needs to be corrected on how to say it. Shawn reveals the design for the next News Junkie shirt. An Indonesian man has a horrific sex-related injury.
THURSDAY 7/7/22: Political ads continue to go off the rails. “America’s Stonehenge” get attacked. James Can dies. A new hangover cure may not be as fun as it sounds. Florida’s coast is running into a pungent problem.
WEDNESDAY 7/6/22: A family’s firework mishap turns into an explosive mess. A NY man writes a scathing obituary for his father. Chaos erupts at a Brazilian Bingo game. Shawn reveals an unconventional pizza habit.
TUESDAY 7/5/22: Panic breaks out at multiple 4th of July celebrations. Shawn wants to do away with the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating competition. Shawn’s girlfriend finds a lost dog on a run.
THURSDAY 6/30/22: The Stanley Cup is delivered to the wrong house. A man being removed from an Orlando mall starts shooting at the police. A dangerous social media trend continues at Florida beaches. The show talks to an expert on wildlife smuggling.
WEDNESDAY 6/29/22: Shawn has a teary evening after some intense Indian food. The Secret Service interjects after some juicy testimony in the Jan 6th hearings. The show talks to an expert on male birth control about why it has taken so long to be available.
TUESDAY 6/28/22: Shawn finds a video from the 1960s when driving drunk wasn’t yet illegal in Great Britain. A creeper on a plane says he was blacked out on Ambient when he touched a young child’s thigh. Bam Margera is found and returned to rehab.
Shawn drops some very spicy takes about what's happening in this country, Sabrina is not a fan of a boy scout in the news and C-Lane forgot to post the podcast so Shawn wrote this.
Shawn drops a spicy take on current events, Sabrina is not so fond of a Cub Scout in the news and the show celebrates 9 years in it's current format.
FRIDAY 6/24/22: The show looks on as the public reacts to the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade. A new driving law may affect a member of the show. Moses DeWitt answers yet another round of questions about citizens' arrests.
THURSDAY 6/23/22: Chaos ensues at the beginning of the show. Sean Hannity sticks it to the man as the FDA orders Juul to pull their products from stores. A mock-up for a million-person stadium raises all kinds of questions.
WEDNESDAY 6/22/22: The show goes on fat bear watch after a bear was “neutralized” in South Florida. A large group of teens break into an $8M mansion and throw a rager. Shawn is grossed out by a story about mites that live on your face.
TUESDAY 6/21/22: C-Lane is almost late to the show after a bit of poor planning. A man who controls power grids joins the show to answer some ridiculous questions (and some important ones). A Karen tries to ruin the happiest day in a couple’s life.
MONDAY 6/20/22: Security footage from the Uvalde school shooting seems to have some damning details. Shawn is called out (once again) on his pronunciation. A grocery store gets more than they bargained for in a banana shipment.
FRIDAY 6/17/22: The Warriors win another NBA championship. A topical gel may be to blame for a 2-year-old boy aging much faster than usual. The show interviews a guy whose company makes robots for restaurants. A man goes viral for praying over his HVAC unit.
THURSDAY 6/16/22: A rare heat surge kills thousands of cows as temperatures hike up nationwide. Shawn doesn’t understand Celsius. A woman goes on a racist tirade at a restaurant in Orlando. More police precincts are starting to scale back operations due to gas prices. A beloved actor stands up for his wife.
WEDNESDAY 6/15/22: Alligator mating season seems to be in full force. Shawn wants to know how much money the audience has after Disney announces their most expensive vacation package ever. The airline industry has some new, terrifying ideas for extra seating.
TUESDAY 6/14/22: Australia wildly celebrates making the World Cup. More of Amber Heard’s interview with Savannah Guthrie is released and a comment she makes is unforgettable. Sabrina has someone to blame for the tampon shortage. An Arkansas man needs multiple police for his arrest.
MONDAY 6/13/22: A hero rages at people in the grocery store express lane. Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola finally make their relationship official. A Google insider claims an AI is becoming sentient, oddly sending dispatchers down an 80s movie memory lane.
FRIDAY 6/10/22: The Washington Post employee in the middle of a Twitter war loses her job. Shawn wants to hear from pharmacists after an article sheds light on workplace conditions. A missing person is found alive after 40 years. Moses DeWitt dresses prepared for Shawn and C-Lane.
THURSDAY 6/9/22: A man almost burns his house down doing an Everclear stunt. Shawn is fascinated by a fact about the human population. Cases of shrink-flation continue to make headlines. The show reflects on their concert experiences after a Halsey show turns into a disaster.
WEDNESDAY 6/8/22: The show discusses what they would do for a billion dollars after Tiger Woods turns down a Saudi-backed golf tour. A 10-year-old is arrested for murder in Orlando. A once-common name has fallen in popularity. Shawn contemplates what he would want if he were in a coma.
TUESDAY 6/7/22: A woman at a baseball game plays the Star Spangled Banner on an unusual instrument. Shawn is interested in a Juneteenth party he heard in a commercial. The show interviews a 21-year-old sports hero, while a different sports trend seems intriguing to the less-athletic.
MONDAY 6/6/22: Shawn and Sabrina both test positive for COVID-19 over the weekend, but C-Lane isn’t fully convinced he’s the culprit. A street interview of Yankee fans gets awkward. Mariah Carey gets sued for one of her biggest songs.
FRIDAY 6/3/22: Bad weather could be heading our way this weekend. The Scripps spelling bee champion navigates an impressive speed round. Moses DeWitt weighs in on the conclusion of the Depp/Heard trial. C-Lane throws shade from his remote studio.
THURSDAY 6/2/22: Shawn recaps the aftermath of the Depp/Heard verdict. Another shooting unfolds at a hospital a week after Uvalde. A hurricane may hinder an important pool party, while a Vegas tradition may be in jeopardy.
WEDNESDAY 6/1/22: The crew is all working from home, and this time, it's C-Lane's fault. A woman is told she's too smelly for the gym, and it brings back memories for Shawn. People are weirded out about an unknown Swedish custom. Everyone's favorite trial draws to a close.
TUESDAY 5/31/22: C-Lane’s long weekend takes an unexpected swerve. Top Gun sets records at the box office. The show enlists the help of an expert to analyze the police response to the tragic school shooting in Texas.
WEDNESDAY 5/25/22: Shawn has questions as he details the timeline of the horrific attack on a Texas elementary school. A company is offering up a way to send your remains into space. TMZ seeks to block testimony in the Johnny Depp trial.
TUESDAY 5/24/22: Shawn begins the show feeling a bit uneasy. The show tries to decide what the best moment of the Depp/Heard trial has been. A woman who loses her Apple Watch ends up with A LOT of fraudulent charges.
MONDAY 5/23/22: Monkeypox shows up in Florida, and no one is too excited about the length of recommended quarantine time. Shawn is judging the latest "pet" trend. The show talks to a woman who works for a clinic that clones pets.
FRIDAY 5/20/22: A Target shopper confronts a woman with a cart FULL of hard-to-get baby formula. Fans gather outside the courthouse to cheer for Johnny Depp. Shawn asks a farmer about his new plan to get a horse. Sabrina has some thought about a design for a monster truck. A weird photo shows a family's insane gun collection.
THURSDAY 5/19/22: C-Lane gets called out. Shawn thinks he has a solution after a gas station makes a change to accommodate rising prices. An offering from Moses DeWitt gets gobbled up in record time.
WEDNESDAY 5/18/22: Shawn wants to know why Florida is always the worst in traffic statistics. Tragedy strikes for teenagers digging a giant hole at a Jersey beach. The Holy Father has his own remedy to help out with his knee pain.
TUESDAY 5/17/22: Shawn waits anxiously as the UFO hearing promises big bombshells. Amber Heard argues about cocaine with attorneys. Twitter goes nuts over the cover model(s) for the SI Swimsuit Issue. Another truck spill makes roads messy in Texas.
MONDAY 5/16/22: C-Lane misses out on a "rare" moon sighting. A woman has turned to selling her breastmilk during the formula shortage, and she has A LOT of it. Shawn recaps some scary news from over the weekend.
FRIDAY 5/13/22: A part of Reddit gets real dark after the Luna cryptocurrency takes a huge dive. Shawn is confused by some of the things TSA is still banning. Uber looks to roll out a new feature in Australia. Moses DeWitt weighs in on a listener's non-compete issues.
THURSDAY 5/12/22: Shawn awards the title of the best elementary school in the world. The newest version of Google's smart glasses boast an impressive feature. A movement to put WiFi on school busses raises some questions. Madonna gets in the NFT business.
WEDNESDAY 5/11/22: A man lands a small plane after his pilot becomes unconscious. Apple announces the end of one of its flagship products after 20 years. Redbox is purchased by an unlikely buyer. C-Lane starts his day with an awkward, yet totally normal medical procedure.
TUESDAY 5/10/22: Shaquille O’Neal issues a challenge to Charles Barkley. The Alabama fugitive and officer who helped him escape are caught. Shawn needs more details after a mother goes viral on TikTok for calling out her child’s teacher. A dispatcher apologizes after learning some lessons in real time.
MONDAY 5/9/22: The show recaps the Cinco broadcast and a weekend filled with expensive sporting events. A listener sends in a song with good production and bad language. Dr Strange kills at the box office, but not everyone knows what's going on. Shawn has a poll for listeners.
THURSDAY 5/5/22: Madness ensues as the show broadcasts live in front of an audience for the first time in almost two years from Vanbarry's in Orlando.
WEDNESDAY 3/4/22: Dave Chappelle gets attacked at a performance in Hollywood. Shawn has a memory from elementary school that he SWEARS actually happened. C-Lane overshares. The show braces for Cinco madness.
TUESDAY 5/3/22: A man accuses his neighbors of a mango heist. The internet erupts over leaked documents from SCOTUS that may impact Roe v Wade. Limp Bizkit cancels a stop on their tour for a bizarre reason. A golfer on the LPGA stops an interviewer in his tracks.
MONDAY 5/2/22: C-Lane finds himself having something in common with some NBA refs. A corrections officer is wanted for appearing to break a murderer out of prison. Amber Heard finally gets a song in The Next Episode. An e-mailer calls Shawn out.
FRIDAY 4/29/22: A man loses two helicopters within hours of each other. Shawn sees a disturbing video out of Ukraine. Dispatchers weigh in on their amount of student loan debt. C-Lane knows a secret about the Cinco de Mayo broadcast. An Amber alert gets the attention of the listeners.
THURSDAY 4/28/22: The Johnny Depp trial sees testimony from a man vaping in his car. Another baseball pitch starts an all-out brawl. Newly released footage from the long-awaited Avatar sequel is underwhelming. Menthol cigarettes are in the crosshairs once again.
WEDNESDAY 4/27/22: Shawn goes on a rampage against a fast food staple. The whole show finds out a little more about their personality after they take a test similar to one given to Amber Heard. Tropicana makes a cereal that raises some questions.
TUESDAY 4/26/22: A live broadcast is approaching, and Shawn has a list of rules for potential attendees. A "MAGA rapper" shoots his latest video at Disney World, as Governor DeSantis doubles down on removing their special district. The show learns you can still get your milk delivered.
MONDAY 4/25/22: Sabrina celebrates her 32nd birthday. A Yankees announcer gets agitated by fans throwing trash on the field. The show reminisces over an old news clip.
FRIDAY 4/22/22: The 911 call is released from the wedding that served weed-laced food to unsuspecting guests. A movie with Bill Murray is shut down after complaints about his on-set behavior. The show learns that milkmen still exist. Someone sends Shawn the beverage he’s spent all week trashing.
THURSDAY 4/21/22: C-Lane is late for the show. A passenger on a plane picks a fight with the absolute WRONG person. CNN's streaming platform goes under after only a month. The Florida House moves forward with removing Disney's special district status. A Zamboni driver loses his beloved job.
WEDNESDAY 4/20/22: Stock prices drop for Netflix after they report the first major loss of subscribers in ten years. Johnny Depp's testimony in his trial against Amber Heard is hard to listen to. Shawn rages against a childhood favorite after a TikTok cooking video goes viral.
TUESDAY 4/19/22: Passengers eagerly remove masks after the travel mandate is officially lifted. A TikTok user reaches out to a kid he bullied in school. Dispatchers send in their pictures after a judge goes viral for being attractive.
MONDAY 4/18/22: A mother is catching heat for the contest of some Easter eggs at an elementary school. A kindergartener hands out margaritas. A protester chains herself to the hoop at an NBA game. A man in Ireland REALLY hates the airport.
FRIDAY 4/15/22: Elon Musk gets awkward at a TED event. Organizations warn against adopting a pet for Easter, but not the ones you're used to hearing about. A veteran would rather go back to war than return to a rough school he taught at. A man who hates surprise parties gets a huge payout.
THURSDAY 4/14/22: Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter. Politicians are trying to ruin Fantasy Fest in Key West. Shawn is skeptical about a story out of India. Greenville, SC is looking to get a heinous criminal off the streets.
WEDNESDAY 4/13/22: Gilbert Gottfried dies. Another person is hit by a Brightline train, but C-Lane thinks the blame is unfairly placed. A man with bowel issues shows off his skip-the-line card after an unfortunate encounter at a gas station. Shawn looks into some questionable real estate.
TUESDAY 4/12/22: An attack on a Brooklyn subway leaves New York with questions. A reports suggests cursing in the workplace has soared after the pandemic. A story about invasive jumping worms turns out disappointing, but the Greatest Story makes up for it.
MONDAY 4/11/22: Facebook users are claiming to get something extra with their t-shirt orders. The OnlyFans model who stabbed her boyfriend is confronted at a hotel bar. A candidate for Congress is disappointed in Twisted Sister. C-Lane is perplexed by the price of Justin Bieber tickets. An unborn child is prematurely sassy.
FRIDAY 4/8/22: Three tourists head to the International Space Station for a HEFTY price. The Weather Channel is ranked as the most trusted media outlet. Shawn thinks he has a way to keep a dispatcher in their house. A lawyer is out of a job after taking questionable advice to run over people in her car.
THURSDAY 4/7/22: Bad weather is approaching, but C-Lane isn’t so sure. A potential juror in the Parkland Shooting case has a wild reason not to serve. More details emerge about the couple who went missing on an RV trip. A man in New Orleans booby traps his truck with a flash grenade
WEDNESDAY 4/6/22: A study shows a large chunk of Americans can’t name all of their grandparents. A man in South Africa goes extreme shopping cart-ing. A couple on an RV trip goes missing. Users on Twitch take a poll to see who will win Fritz on the Street.
TUESDAY 4/5/22: Kansas students react to their big March Madness win. The show finds out how (seemingly) easy it is to roll back an odometer after hearing Florida is fourth in the country with such a problem. NASA releases the first ever sounds from Mars. Shawn has a big announcement for the show.
MONDAY 4/3/22: Sabrina and C-Lane watch the Grammys, but it’s not as exciting as last week’s awards. Lynyrd Skynyrd has a new song for Governor DeSantis. A special needs student may be kicked out of high school for being too old.
FRIDAY 4/1/22: People are calling for the cancellation of the Golden Raspberry Awards. An unexpected twist hits the story of the 14-year-old boy who died riding the Orlando FreeFall. Shawn is on board with an unconventional wildlife conservation plan proposed by a commissioner in Brevard.
THURSDAY 3/31/22: Shawn dives deep into aphasia after Bruce Willis' retirement is announced. Body camera footage from the Winter Park wedding shooting is finally released. Chris Rock has his first live appearance since the Oscars. Ricky checks in from Ukraine.
WEDNESDAY 3/30/22: New video is released from just before the Orlando FreeFall tragedy. Denny's offers unlimited breakfast, but C-Lane has questions. Secondhand ticket prices for Chris Rock skyrocket as people wait to see what he has to say about the Oscars incident. A Lesbian couple is enraged at the IVF clinic that failed to give them a daughter.
TUESDAY 3/29/22: Will Smith memes are (still) taking over the internet. News organizations get ahold of the manual for the Orlando FreeFall ride where a teen lost his life las week. Shawn is worried about a trend in his neighborhood.
MONDAY 3/28/22: The Oscars gets exciting once again, and EVERYBODY has a take. More details emerge surrounding the tragic death at an amusement ride in Orlando. Walmart is the latest in a handful of chains to make a big change. Shawn recalls an embarrassing bus trip.
FRIDAY 3/25/22: C-Lane returns from a family trip. An Orlando tourist attraction suffers a tragic accident. Your iPhone may have a secret map of all the places you go the most. A plus-size model is mad at an airline for their seatbelt size. An expert weighs in with doom and gloom about the food supply chain.
The crew dives in to some awkward interactions during Supreme Court confirmation questions, we meet a man who is way more happy that all of us combined and Shawn promises the GREATEST story of all time!
A listener emails asking if Shawn actually got a major payout from iHeartRadio, the boys nearly give Casey a heart attack and a college hoops star grabs a cheerleader's boob.
A man abandons his dog because he thinks it's gay, there is a new shirt design up - check it out at getskywall.com - and sometimes you just have to change your name.
FRIDAY 3/18/22: C-Lane comes out of St Patrick’s Day with an injury. Pete Davidson backs out of going to space. Less amateur footage emerges from Ukraine as people start losing power and internet. A new drug may be way more dangerous than Fentanyl
THURSDAY 3/17/22: A boy encounters a huge surprise on a zip lining trip. Four men are arrested for a new gas-stealing scheme. Red Bull is planning an insane plane stunt. Netflix is cracking down on account sharers. Alcohol pours into the studio for St Patrick’s Day.
WEDNESDAY 3/16/22: Sever weather coverage took over local TV last night and some weren't happy about it. A man is disappointed his record-breaking potato isn't actually a potato. A debate sparks over Daylight Saving Time now that the country once again looks at stopping keeping it permanently.
TUESDAY 3/15/22: Jason Kelce pays off a bet. Rabbits are taking over a Central Florida neighborhood. Shawn is shocked by the price of a new car in a commercial. Sabrina does a deep dive into Lil Wayne lyrics.
MONDAY 3/14/22: Tom Brady announces a comeback to little surprise, but there may be one person who's not so happy about it. Shawn rages against an old pizza staple for Pi Day. A senior citizen community throws a spring break rager.
FRIDAY 3/11/22: Daylight Saving Time approaches and people are complaining it's still a thing. Chilling video shows a candy salesman is merely a ruse to rob a house. The Twitter account for Pringles is getting trolled and no one can seem to tell why. The show learns about the Glass Bottomed Boat.
THURSDAY 3/10/22: The show makes a cameo on Comedy Central. Shawn calls C-Lane a terrorist for a YouTube video he played before the show. A man is fired for a book he read to elementary school students. The show ponders what troubled celebrities have made a "comeback" while the chat room obsesses over a small imperfection in the wall behind Sabrina.
WEDNESDAY 3/9/22: The man with the pig heart transplant dies. C-Lane feels the sting of high prices at gas pumps. Phil Collins trends as he continues his tour with Genesis in rough condition. A bank teller mistakes a simple request for a robbery note. A House Candidate in Michigan makes a terrible analogy on a Zoom call.
TUESDAY 3/8/22: Shawn is outraged at the new choice for Florida's official state dessert. A player for the Atlanta Falcons is suspended indefinitely for betting on football games. An FHP trooper is a hero after risking their life to stop a drunk driver who could've plowed through a marathon. MGK gets called a fake on TikTok.
MONDAY 3/7/22: Gas station owners are becoming increasingly frustrated with Joe Biden stickers on their pumps as prices continue to rise. A 10-year-old ruins a flight with a simple AirDrop. An Amazon worker gets trapped in a maze by robots.
FRIDAY 3/4/22: Raising gas prices are making truck driving an even more expensive ordeal. A politician catches heat for an opinion on Putin, but Shawn is on his side. The show talks to the MMA fighter whose injury caused his eye to protrude from its socket.
THURSDAY 3/3/22: Super fog on I-95 leads to a handful of dangerous accidents. Governor Ron DeSantis tells kids they should stop wearing masks before a speech. A JetBlue pilot is arrested after showing up to fly drunk. A report is released on the amount of loud sex complaints in New York.
WEDNESDAY 3/2/22: Shawn decides he’s not controversial enough after having his YouTube account reinstated. A Wheel of Fortune puzzle enrages viewers as contestants constantly get it wrong. Ricky checks in from Ukraine. C-Lane reveals his major Lenten sacrifice.
TUESDAY 3/1/22: Shawn ponders what to do with a "Russian Style" bottle in the studio, as more retailers move to take Russian products off their shelves. A TikTok user raises questions after her Tinder date leaves his gun on her counter. Elon Musk fast-tracks satellite internet equipment to Ukraine.
MONDAY 2/28/22: The backlash against Russia hits the vodka industry. The I4 Express Lanes open and already a lot of tickets have been written. Airlines start to allow for delayed payment of boarding passes. TikTok users in Ukraine show how to drive abandoned Russian tanks.
FRIDAY 2/25/22: Ricky joins the show once more to update on how things have been in Ukraine since the attacks started from Russia. An actress delivers a tone-deaf poem to Vladimir Putin. A new magnet sends dispatchers in a frenzy.
THURSDAY 2/24/22: Russia attacks Ukraine overnight and one area seems to be a bit more concerning than the rest. A dispatcher has a question for Shawn. A man with breathing issues is shocked to find the nasal culprit.
WEDNESDAY 2/23/22: A YouTube video shows Japanese people doing their best American accent. The family of a man killed by police at a wedding calls the incident a murder. An American listener joins the show from Ukraine and isn't as worried about the current situation as some might imagine.
TUESDAY 2/22/22: A basketball player standing at 7'5 leads Shawn to ponder what sports would be easier for taller athletes. A seemingly un-fireable reporter speaks an impressive six different languages as he delivers news from Kyiv. President Biden responds to the situation in Ukraine.
MONDAY 2/21/22: A fight breaks out at the end of a basketball game. Macy Gray’s rendition of the national anthem garners mixed reviews. C-Lane has an idea for why Jacksonville smells so bad. A man joins the show from Kyiv to explain his current situation as tensions heighten between Ukraine and Russia.
FRIDAY 2/18/22: The show broadcasts live from the Orlando Science Center for Otronicon 2022
THURSDAY 2/17/22: C-Lane is very sorry this is a day late. He'll never let it happen again.... but he probably will.
WEDNESDAY 2/16/22: The show works from home after Shawn takes a sick day. A cop keeps very cool dealing with a drunk woman at Orlando International Airport. C-Lane uses his day off to pamper himself, while Sabrina is approached with an interesting offer.
Monkey McLovin, a homeless car dealership, JJ Giveaway, Yankee stalker interview, a Dispatch birth, an old man bat attack and more!
MONDAY 2/14/22: The show picks apart the good, the bad, and the ugly from Sunday night's Super Bowl festivities. A hater on Twitter has a wish-list for next year's halftime show. More details emerge about the death of actor and comedian Bob Saget.
FRIDAY 2/11/22: Shawn has his reservations about a Black Hawk helicopter that can fly itself without pilots. Authorities are concerned about a possible truck protest at the Super Bowl. A man is fighting his community to keep his pet pig.
THURSDAY 2/10/22: Shawn wants to know if anyone experienced sex ed like the movies portray it, after a video about consent uses a few too many pizza references. The show debates who a potential surprise guest may be for the upcoming Super Bowl Halftime Show, and Lady comes in the studio to predict which team will be taking home the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
WEDNESDAY 2/9/22: Many Floridians miss out on a statewide tornado drill. American finally gets a gold medal in the Winter Olympics. Sabrina has a laptop disaster. A preacher trends on Twitter after some advice aimed at women.
TUESDAY 2/8/22: Shawn has newfound sympathy for those shopping for a used car. Rent in Florida is skyrocketing, but it appears not for everyone. Your iPhone may be trying to figure out if you've been drinking. A beloved food chain closes Central Florida locations. A man's wife has a difficult dying wish.
Tesla autopilot sex, fish get depressed, Shawn fights Jimmy about tacos, Sabrona almost comes out, pole vault accident interview, a man livestreams his entire life and an Amazon driver quits!
FRIDAY 2/4/22: The Cincinnati Bengals are playing for Harambe in the Super Bowl. Nobody is on board with a new trend in NYC schools. Build-a-Bear gets sexy for Valentine's Day. Shawn doubles down on his dreams of one day being a cowboy.
THURSDAY 2/3/22: Florida could be expanding its traffic camera system to look for speeding. A story about a small-handed quarterback puts Shawn back in the crosshairs. The International Space Station is headed for a watery grave.
WEDNESDAY 2/2/22: Whoopi Goldberg gets a two-week suspension from The View. The head of CNN resigns. The Washington Football Team finally has a new name. The show takes bets on how Snoop Dogg will behave himself at the Super Bowl.
TUESDAY 2/1/22: The Tom Brady retirement becomes official, and some fans are pissed. A gambling expert tries to help the show make sense of sports betting in Florida. A mother has a plea for would-be criminals. A weather-predicting animals passes just before his big day.
MONDAY 1/31/22: ESPN jumps the gun on Tom Brady. Bette Midler claps back at Governor Jim Justice. Joe Rogan finally weighs in on the controversy with Neil Young and Spotify. People weigh in on their favorite "hometown" gas stations.
FRIDAY 1/28/22: Shawn debates turning on you heater as Florida heads for a frigid weekend. West Virginia’s governor has a message for his critics. The new name for the Washington Football Team is leaked again. A contest winner is too fat to go to space.
THURSDAY 2/27/22: C-Lane learns a new phrase. Spotify removes Neil Young's music from its platform after objections over Joe Rogan's podcast. Elon Musk wants a Twitter account taken down that tracks the whereabouts of his plane.
WEDNESDAY 1/26/22: Shawn is concerned about yet another robot video. Playboy is distancing themselves from Hugh Hefner after posthumous allegations surface, while Cheryl Hines does the same after comments made by her husband, RFK Jr. Everyone has questions after a new detail was revealed about a man who got a heart transplant from a pig.
TUESDAY 2/25/22: President Biden has choice words for a reporter and his questions. Shawn doesn't see the hype with the new Super Bowl logo. Taylor Swift fans go on full defense after she's accused of not writing her own songs. The show talks to a man whose job is to rid South Florida of a specific problem.
MONDAY 1/24/22: An 18-year-old joins the show who wants to move the Super Bowl to Saturday. Weber makes an apology, but not C-Lane. A woman is arrested for trying to purchase a child at Walmart. The show ponders why a movie theatre would be on Uber Eats.
FRIDAY 1/21/22: Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson die. The horrific end of a motorcycle chase is broadcast on live TV. A bill in California would allow children as young as 12 to consent to vaccinations against their parents' wishes. A video goes viral of a dog crashing through a window to get to a delivery driver. An insurance company makes it hard to file for Covid test reimbursement.
THURSDAY 1/20/22: A reporter gets hit by a car on live TV, and the anchor’s reaction is extremely subdued. The show tries to figure out what ‘pushing P’ means, but just ends up more confused. The IRS may want your selfies when you do your taxes. Another city council gets pranked.
WEDNESDAY 1/19/22: A news station interviews a kid who is way too tired after shoveling snow. The show reminisces on lunchtime after some less-than-impressive pictures of some current school lunches surface. A massive music festival is announced, but some are wondering how they will fit all of it into one day.
TUESDAY 1/18/22: Major airlines want to block the start of a new 5G signal. C-Lane gets in trouble on Facebook. A pastor apologizes after a sermon gets gross. A man trying to fix his own penis may no longer be able to use it. A delivery driver may have been misheard on TikTok.
MONDAY 1/17/22: A kid sideline reporter impresses at an NFL game. Disney fans wait for hours to get a popcorn container. Doctors warn against a dangerous cooking trend. The first radio host Shawn ever worked with joins the show.
FRIDAY 1/14/22: An NFL analyst has an idea to keep players warm during a game expecting sub-zero temperatures. Scenes from LA show hundreds of packages littering railroad tracks after a slew of train robberies. A company in South Florida says they don't want customers who support Joe Biden.
THURSDAY 1/13/22: Tom Brady announces his new clothing line. A man discovers an insect in his ear. Some schools are so strapped for teachers, they're asking parents to chip in. A judge is under fire for a ruling against a man battling cancer. The show talks to a blind man who is set to commentate a major NCAA basketball game.
WEDNESDAY 1/12/22: The UK wants you to observe No-Spend January. A community rallies behind the teacher who put her child in a trunk to go to a Covid test. The TSA releases a list of odd items confiscated in 2021. Kodak Black turns heads at a hockey game.
TUESDAY 1/11/22: An anti-vax advocate suggests an alternative therapy in a very odd video. Questions still remain in the death of Bob Saget, while much of the internet goes into conspiracy territory. A man gets a game-changing transplant, but only because he's an asshole. Shawn rages against metal music.
MONDAY 1/10/22: The world reacts to the sudden passing of Bob Saget. A mother is in trouble for putting her child in a trunk to go to their COVID test. A man joins the show who eats raw meat from Whole Foods every day on his Instagram page.
FRIDAY 1/7/22: The founder of Birds Aren't Real nails a TV appearance. Ron DeSantis sounds emotional during a speech. Things get weird for Shawn after a story about a father-son duo on OnlyFans. A plastic surgeon saves a man's face after seeing his horribly deformed nose.
THURSDAY 1/6/22: Shawn is confused about some plans set to mark the one-year anniversary of the Capitol Insurrection. The show talks to a planetary astronomer who studies large space objects that could come near Earth, and a man who went viral for an "alien" picture he took four years ago.
WEDNESDAY 1/5/21: A lawmaker wants cameras in classrooms. A new "month trend" emerges for the beginning of the year. A '90-Day Fiance' cast member retires from her side business. An MTV classic may get a reboot. A couple joins the show who were trapped in the snowy gridlock for a whole day.
TUESDAY 1/4/21: The show recaps some of the things they did over the holiday break. Shawn enlists the help of a tarot card reader to predict what 2022 will bring to The News Junkie.
The postcard situation, barking birds, old goldfish, the fantasy football flub, Shawn's awful Skywall song, the legendary Crapperman song and so much more!
DUI mugshot guy, Uganda bans oral sex, a live Dating Game, charging for Thanksgiving, threesome PHD, DNA test results and much more!
Toothpaste in the shower, bad name bracket, blow up the bathroom, idamis toledo pole song, church snakebite and much more!
Who got banned from cracker barrel?, a dart to the eye, Shawn's rave days, fish get depressed, guy falls in a wood chipper, C-Lane lice story, a flirty mayor and so much more!
Nitrous overdose, billy burrito, Sabrona death party, Zimbabwe billionaires, helium girl, This Is Why I'm Fat and much more!
Nitrous overdose, billy burrito, Sabrona death party, Zimbabwe billionaires, helium girl, This Is Why I'm Fat and much more!
When to send food back, Shawn gets a montage, drug pigeons, tackled during press conference, lizard salad, tornado of poop and so much more!
Biker bully, John Wick writer interview, Birds Aren't Real, cam girl language lessons, weed at weddings and more!
C-Lane gets married, an adorable 911 call, a DIY boob reduction, a naked man sings to the cops, kids should suck toes and an interview with someone who woke up with a new accent.
FRIDAY 12/17/21: The crew exchanges gifts and spreads cheer on the last live show of the year.
THURSDAY 12/16/21: A woman is offended meeting The Grinch. Urban Meyer is fired from his coaching job with the Jaguars. Driverless food delivery may be coming sooner than we think. Jeff Garlin exits The Goldbergs after an HR investigation. The Metaverse is in testing, and there are already issues.
WEDNESDAY 12/15/21: Shawn and C-Lane disagree over a Christmas song under fire for its lyrics. Synthetic marijuana is back in the news for causing bleeding issues. An overwhelmed mother gets emotional on TikTok. A popular soda may not be seen on shelves anymore. The show plays the last Fritz on the Street of the year.
TUESDAY 12/14/21: C-Lane throws a party with a big surprise. Grady Judd has some choice words for a fired teacher. The whole show learns some new terms.
MONDAY 12/13/21: Shawn blames C-Lane for staying up too late. Auto manufacturers are starting to charge subscription-style fees for car features. A rental car company gets heat for reporting cars stolen, sending customers to jail. Mail carriers clean up during the holidays.
FRIDAY 12/10/21: Even Shawn is impressed by the ending of an epic college basketball game. A group of diners' generous tip ends with a waitress losing her job. C-Lane wonders if you can get off the no-fly list. A YouTuber joins the show who solved a cold case with his scuba and fishing gear. Sabrina is shocked by a confession dispatch from a friend of the show.
THURSDAY 12/9/21: A company wants you to try their 3D-printed "meat" product. The Golden Girls get their own fan convention. Shawn has an idea for the perfect celebrity reality television show.
WEDNESDAY 12/8/21: C-Lane goes full music nerd on a guy singing the national anthem at a Lakers game. Alec Baldwin rages at a reporter. Parents are upset at a school who offered students pizza to get vaccinated. Someone pays six figures to buy virtual property next to Snoop Dogg.
MONDAY 12/7/21: An Amazon outage wreaks havoc on the internet. Shawn is super excited about a flying car. A story about a one-armed basketball player becomes a prompt for dispatchers. A beloved mathematician dies, leaving behind an impressive legacy.
MONDAY 12/6/21: A company CEO hosts an awkward Zoom meeting. A prosecutor indicates more charges could be coming in connection with the Oxford school shooting. Boris Johnson wages a war on Parliamentary cocaine use. Shawn has a new Christmas gift idea.
FRIDAY 12/3/21: A new class action lawsuit pops up that A LOT of people will be eligible for. The owner of a Tennessee house hoarding Amazon packages in his front lawn has a confusing explanation for the eyesore. Facebook has a controversial plan to combat revenge porn.
THURSDAY 12/2/21: President Biden dodges a Trump question. Hulu has a new documentary for something that happened less than a month ago. An interview with Alec Baldwin gets a dramatic teaser. New AI technology may be replacing some more jobs.
WEDNESDAY 12/1/21: A young boy is very passionate about football. CNN suspends Chris Cuomo. The suspect in the Oxford school shooting bragged about his gun on Instagram. A study claims a third of the world's population has never used the internet.
TUESDAY 11/30/21: A news station plays the wrong clip for a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. A debate over steak ruins some Friendsgiving festivities. A fan at a concert is reunited with his prosthetic leg after some help from the band.
MONDAY 11/29/21: Black Friday might be dead. A new COVID variant pops up over the Thanksgiving break. Shawn and C-Lane discover college rivalry weekend. Santa Clauses may be in short supply this holiday season. The stream chat gets distracted by Shawn and vice-versa.
Painkillers made him gay, kid breaks sculpture, broken genital interview, Sabrona almost comes out and more.
Smart speaker fights, Alabama poop train, millennial song challenge, a birth Dispatch, funeral robots and radio station hacked and more!
Radio host on air breakdown, cringe court proposal, pee pork, frankie two toes, wonky donkey and time travelers.
TUESDAY 11/23/21: A crazy road rage incident turns deadly for a Volusia woman. A defense attorney makes an odd statement about Ahmaud Arbery. The United Kingdom goes crazy for Popeye's. Everybody gets ready for a holiday weekend.
MONDAY 11/22/21: The day is off to a rainy, gloomy start, but Sabrina has a way to pump herself up. Shawn awaits details from a press conference after a horrific scene unfolds at a Christmas parade in Wisconsin. Major marijuana busts start to look ridiculous as much of the country moves toward legalization.
FRIDAY 11/19/21: The show falls in love with a DC reporter after the wrong car is vandalized. C-Lane advocates for bacon grease. The jury in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial reaches a verdict.
THURSDAY 11/18/21: Somebody is trying to get rid of Key West. Shawn rages against subscription software after Apple announces DIY phone fixes. A news organization is banned from the Rittenhouse trial.
WEDNESDAY 11/17/21: The judge in the Rittenhouse case has an odd method of determining which jurors will be alternates. A woman on TikTok is getting a lot of attention for her tongue. The 'QAnon Shaman' is sentenced for his involvement in the Capitol riots.
TUESDAY 11/16/21: A new class action lawsuit is making the rounds that everyone can get on board with. A man tries to exercise his freedom at the airport. Heavy rain in Egypt is bringing back plague-like situations. A prison racks up a HUGE order at McDonalds.
MONDAY 11/15/21: A concert-goer at Welcome to Rockville got more than they bargained for. Shawn feels old reading certain festival lineups. A small Florida town cancels their Thanksgiving tradition, citing expensive turkeys. A new detail emerges about Marilyn Manson.
FRIDAY 11/12/21: A basketball announcer gets super excited doing his job. After a confession, it turns out a lot more people than we think have eaten sandhill crane. A beloved dolphin that no one on the show has heard of dies. Joe Rogan may have a new skill.
THURSDAY 11/11/21: The RIttenhouse judge gets a phone call in court. Richard Branson survives space, but his bike has other ideas. Kamala Harris takes a trip to France. People are getting more creative with their advent calendars. Clickbait headlines (like this one) still don't deliver.
WEDNESDAY 11/10/21: Astroworld had an odd code word for potential deceased concertgoers. Tom Brady weighs in on Aaron Rodgers, sort of. A fertility clinic in California finds themselves in legal trouble after a bit of a mix-up. Fritz on the Street gets itself a bit of a remix.
TUESDAY 11/9/21: C-Lane is back from a surprise vacation. Shawn is fascinated by a list of may-or-may-not-be-true driving facts. The show talks to a woman who attended Travis Scott's Astroworld festival in Texas. A group of school children gets their hands on the wrong candy.
A family goes viral for drinking an enormous quantity of milk each week, a new Pfizer pill could change everything and Papa John just can't stop eating Papa John's pizza.
THURSDAY 11/4/21: The show tries to guess who will be the subject of the big “rock show” announcement at Camping World Stadium. Shawn shares a bathroom sentiment with Ed Sheeran. A juror is dismissed from the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
WEDNESDAY 11/3/21: Dispatchers chime in with their Daylight Saving Time gripes as the 'fall back' date approaches. The attorneys for Hannah Gutierrez-Reed hint at a theory they may have for the tragic accident on the 'Rust' set. A man in court on a murder charge is being called a hero by some. A cryptocurrency turns out to be a shocking scam.
TUESDAY 11/2/21: Shawn is interested in a new dating show out of England. A dispatcher details her run-in with a UPS driver. A woman in New York is shot through the peephole of her front door. This year's Thanksgiving may be pricier than usual. A listener is still stranded by American Airlines.
MONDAY 11/1/21: Another high school team is criticized for a blowout winning score. A woman is baffled by a hospital bill. C-Lane couldn't figure out a Halloween costume.
FRIDAY 10/29/21: Shawn has issues getting his costume delivered. Mark Zuckerberg previews his vision for the Metaverse after announcing the change of Facebook's name. An Amazon driver is fired for what appears to be a backseat tryst. The owner of a rehab facility is arrested for selling drugs. Metallica has a new masterclass.
THURSDAY 10/28/21: Bad Florida weather could send tornadoes towards the studio. C-Lane has never heard of a lightning siren. The Quiet Place franchise is getting a video game. Tom Hanks crashes a wedding. Shawn has an opinion about the new Toy Story spinoff trailer.
WEDNESDAY 10/27/21: Authorities in New Mexico hold a press conference about the incident on the set of the movie Rust. A man in Florida with a creepy decoration in his truck is arrested after police find drugs and a live grenade. Some mothers are displeased with retouching on their class pictures.
TUESDAY 10/26/21: A 106-year-old woman has the secret to a long, happy life, and Shawn is finally on board. C-Lane has questions after a hiker thought to be missing just wasn't picking up his phone. An aisle of your Walgreens may be getting a major change, but is it an upgrade?
MONDAY 10/25/21: A group of dads is keeping a rough high school in check. One mom is devastated by a movie her child was shown in school. A blind football player has hopes of playing in the NFL. Shawn finally likes a "couples" t-shirt.
FRIDAY 10/22/21: The FBI confirms the remains found in Florida were indeed those of Brian Laundrie. A tragic accident occurs on the set of an Alec Baldwin movie. A public school district wants to outlaw long hair on boys. A $1M lottery winner has mediocre plans for his money. A DUI suspect has an excuse for smoking a whole bunch of weed.
THURSDAY 10/21/21: The FBI gives a press conference on the search for clues in a Florida forest. A friend passes along a gruesome story. A woman narrowly survives a tree crushing her in a car. HS parents get angry and a football team’s banner.
WEDNESDAY 10/20/21: An elected official in Surfside, FL has a cringe-y encounter with police officers at the beach. A Spokane TV station airs porn during the weather report. A Titusville woman doesn't get the lottery winnings she was expecting. Authorities gather at a spot in Sarasota County where evidence was found relating to Brian Laundrie.
TUESDAY 10/19/21: An "Air Karen" brings her own PA on a flight to educate passengers on the pandemic. Shawn is not on board with Taco Bell's new breakfast offerings. The supply chain issues are affecting people's cars getting fixed. A gnarly plane crash miraculously has no fatalities.
MONDAY 10/18/21: Target employees are mad about their fortune cookies. Sabrina wants to interview a person with severe Tourette's. Shawn is on board with a new style of live fighting.
FRIDAY 10/15/21: A new invention for testicles wins a prestigious award. Cereal workers go on strike. Pilots admit to making some serious mistakes coming back after a long break. Moe Dewitt takes his hit jingle to Instagram.
THURSDAY 10/14/21: Footage from inside the Blue Origin capsule sounds a bit weird. A Florida teacher is under fire after students are found to be circulating an embarrassing photo of him. A neighborhood is taking issue with a particular house's Halloween decorations.
WEDNESDAY 10/13/21: William Shatner goes into "space" along with a DJ nobody has heard of, but Shawn has a problem with some of the words used to describe his trip. Parents want a soccer team to apologize for being too good. An old TV station may be staging a comeback.
TUESDAY 10/12/21: Jon Gruden resigns as an NFL coach after offensive e-mails surface. Shawn is invited to Africa, but is not sure he wants to endure the flight length. Smash Mouth's lead singer announces his retirement after video of a cringe performance gets attention. A woman on TikTok reveals her worst first date.
FRIDAY 10/8/21: The gang wears Halloween costumes for a Friday show. Confession Friday continues with a guy who was really good at getting his misdeeds noticed. A man has an important question after surviving a deadly fall.
THURSDAY 10/7/21: A postgame interview has headset Issues. Transgender activists call on Netflix to deplatform Dave Chappelle. Australia runs ads for "what you can't flush" awareness. A woman claims to be a girl reported missing years ago.
WEDNESDAY 10/6/21: A woman may not get her kidney transplant because she won't get vaccinated. A man is selling artwork he made with an unusual part of his body. Neighbors of the Laundrie family cash in on the media frenzy.
TUESDAY 10/5/21: A TV news team loses some staff after someone is offended during a cheesy weather segment. An alternate angle of the Urban Meyer video surfaces. Shawn starts judging when he hears a celebrity couple have two toilets in their bathroom.
MONDAY 10/4/21: Shawn disagrees with a particular choice in fast food. A texter wants to cancel C-Lane. Facebook goes down for most of the show and ruins people's day.
FRIDAY 10/1/21: After a man makes a stunning murder confession to police, Shawn calls on Sabrina, C-Lane and dispatchers to confess what sins they might have, and things get weird.
THURSDAY 9/30/21: Britney Spears' father is removed from her conservatorship. A beloved dollar store may be raising its prices. Shawn rages against Halloween candy news stories. A Tesla captures video of an old lady keying the door. Dog the Bounty Hunter continues his search for Brian Laundrie.
WEDNESDAY 9/29/21: An Australian man is rather jovial after surviving a crocodile attack. A deaf man is suing the police after a traffic stop gone wrong. Sabrina has a new hashtag for Jack.
TUESDAY 9/28/21: Eli Manning gives out double birds on TV. R. Kelly is found guilty of multiple sex crimes. Shawn is fascinated by a Mormon sex “trend” but not everyone thinks it’s real. An NBA player dances around vaccine questions.
MONDAY 9/27/21: A televangelist has an actually moment. Shawn gets some troubling results from his blood panel. Paul Simon makes a surprise appearance at the Global Citizen festival. A bored northerner's giant slingshot makes the news.
FRIDAY 9/24/21: A man flies over Florida in the shape of the word Balls. A warrant is issued for Brian Laundrie, but not the one people may have expected. Clean-up at the fallen Miami condo building yields a large sum of cash. Sabrina and C-Lane are very unprepared for a video from The Bronx Zoo.
THURSDAY 9/23/21: Customers of one cellular provider are getting more spam texts than normal. A protester gets her word out naked on British TV. A woman in Florida finds an iguana in her toilet. Shawn can't tell if he's looking forward to his blood test results.
WEDNESDAY 9/22/21: Conor McGregor limps his way through the 7th Inning Stretch at a Cubs game. Australian police pat themselves on the back over a huge KFC bust. A website wants to sell Chick-fil-A on Sunday. Bill Gates awkwardly answers questions about Jeffrey Epstein.
TUESDAY 9/21/21: Earth, Wind & Fire gets their "meme day." Helicopters continue to search for Brian Laundrie as the news awaits findings from the coroner. A man narrowly misses a huge payout on a parlay bet. An e-mailer is disappointed with Shawn. A police officer needs pants to perform his field sobriety test.
MONDAY 9/20/21: The FBI swarms the house of Brian Laundrie's parents in search for clues. An Emmy winner takes his time with his acceptance speech. A Sam Adams release will be illegal in 15 states. Scientists spend way too much money trying to put medicine in vegetables.
Where in the hell is Gabby Petito? DC BRACES for a weekend protest and the DEVIOUS LICK challenge explodes!
THURSDAY 9/16/21: Jim Breuer rants on Fox News. Shawn tries to reach out to Nicki Minaj on a livestream. Paramount shifts away from blockbusters. More women own guns than ever before. A man on TikTok is freaked out by something he discovered at a cemetery.
WEDNESDAY 9/15/21: The Nicki Minaj cousin tweet prompts calls to inspect a pair of Trinidadian testicles. A landlord in Florida is trying to mandate his tenants get vaccinated. A story about a kindergartener prompts Shawn to make a potentially terrible decision.
TUESDAY 9/14/21: A model is hairless after falling for a phone scam. Shawn is on board with bringing back an extinct animal. The VMAs post record low viewing. A beloved SNL cast member passes away.
MONDAY 9/13/21: Rudi Giuliani takes some odd turns during his speech on September 11th. Shawn and Sabrina relive an awkward appearance on TV. A rapper claims to be first to have his gold dreads implanted. A celebrity tries dating apps.
FRIDAY 9/10/11: C-Lane's 35th birthday proves to be quite costly after Shawn's "dangerous" stunt backfires on him.
THURSDAY 9/9/21: Shawn offers a glimpse back at a post-9/11 NBC promo, but would soon find a texter wasn't too happy about that. The trucking industry is considering hiring younger drivers but not everyone is on board. A really old piece of audio suggest ducks may be able to mimic humans.
WEDNESDAY 9/8/21: Shawn thinks he's going to vomit the first day back from a 4-day weekend. Locked down Australians might be seeing limits on how much alcohol they can buy. A naked woman on a golf cart crashes a stand-off.
FRIDAY 9/3/21: A stripper has a clever way to come out to her parents about her job. An athlete in the Paralympics loses a gold medal. A man in New Orleans has a great way to get his power back sooner than his neighbors. A man at a school board meeting makes up a new term.
THURSDAY 9/2/21: Shawn shares an awkward Uber story after a driver gets in trouble for listening to talk radio. Comedy Central cancels an episode of The Office. A man in Germany interrupts a live TV show to demand his favorite video game get a new installment.
WEDNESDAY 9/1/21: A man interrupting a live news segment demands accuracy. TikTok users STILL don't grasp how most restaurants work. People are weirded out by a McDonald's hiring ad. Shawn recalls his knife-selling days.
TUESDAY 8/31/21: A school board meeting is victim of a fantastic prank. A homeless man sneaks aboard an airplane. Shawn has a bone to pick with the kitchens of the mega rich. P!nk goes after a YouTuber.
MONDAY 8/30/21: Hurricane Ida hits New Orleans on the 16th anniversary of Katrina. A new trend sees people thinking they have Tourette's syndrome. ESPN gets duped by an online school. A mother fights a mountain lion.
FRIDAY 8/27/21: A man reacts to Kanye West's listening party. President Biden addresses the nation after the attacks in Afghanistan. People are upset at the disappearance of physical event tickets. A study aims to determine the value of human lives vs that of animals.
THURSDAY 8/26/21: A woman's dog appears to ask where she's getting ready to go. C-Lane wants to respond to an e-mail Shawn got promising him riches from overseas. Sabrina wants to name a monkey at the zoo. An arm wrestler joins the show to talk about the upcoming world tournament.
WEDNESDAY 8/25/21: The Pfizer vaccine gets a new name, but nobody can seem to figure out how to pronounce it. Notre Dame insists their mascot isn't offensive. The puss caterpillar makes a comeback. A man dies after improvising a condom.
TUESDAY 8/24/21: A dad ruins his football player son's big moment. Shawn responds to an e-mail about his COVID remarks. B.Dobbs joins the show to answer questions after the tallest man in the US dies.
MONDAY 8/23/21: Donald Trump’s vaccine advice is met with mixed reaction. A woman is banned from visiting her favorite animal. Shawn wants to sponsor an arm wrestler after finding out the championship will be in Orlando. Reality TV gets blamed for hostile kitchen environments.
FRIDAY 8/20/21: Mike Richards steps down as new host of Jeopardy! after fan backlash. Doctors in Texas may consider vaccine status when assigning ICU beds. A paraplegic skydiver survives an error with his parachute. Another county commission speaker goes anti-mask crazy... this time in Florida.
THURSDAY 8/19/21: A man with dreadlock gives an impassioned speech to a San Diego County Commission meeting. Mark Zuckerberg pushes ahead with his "metaverse" idea. More Jeopardy fans try to take down Mike Richards. A smart parent thinks bullying is illegal.
WEDNESDAY 8/18/21: A baseball announcer has to apologize for some commentary. A woman is in line for a large sum of cash just for listening to the show. Val Kilmer gets a voice upgrade.
TUESDAY 8/17/21: Chuck Schumer puts his crowd-hyping skills to the test. Shawn may have spotted the most disturbing child of the week. More people than ever are admitting to having tried marijuana.
MONDAY 8/16/21: A store employee offers a most proper resignation. A plane leaves Afghanistan with an impressive amount of passengers. A website wants to help remote workers work multiple jobs with lowered expectations. Shawn takes an important medical step.
FRIDAY 8/13/21: Shawn's son Dylan joins the show and looks after the chat room. C-Lane is mildly mindblown when he learns delivery drivers often have to go up stairs. A Popeyes customer is extremely passionate about his chicken tenders.
THURSDAY 8/12/21: Arnold Schwarzenegger has some things to say about the pandemic. C-Lane doesn't want to take a chocolate bath. More celebrities weigh in on showering. Kelly Clarkson's former guitarist takes on mask-wearers.
WEDNESDAY 8/11/21: A woman gets a visit from a neighbor who doesn't like her decorations. ANOTHER airplane passenger is duct-taped to his seat. Shawn is tired of celebrities talking about showering. River Dave may be a changed man.
TUESDAY 8/10/21: A flight attendant has an odd pick for music to play for passengers. An influencer wants you to get vaccinated. More dispatchers debate Apple’s new photo initiative. Shawn can’t figure out who would participate in a Mars simulation. Andrew Cuomo resigns.
MONDAY 8/9/21: A member of the show is broadcasting from home. A viral video of a racist baseball fan may be a big misunderstanding. Shawn thinks he may have a second chance at dancing.
FRIDAY 8/6/21: Another interview from Mike Lindell produces laughs. Apple wants to scan your photos for a good reason, but not everyone is on board. A Jacksonville quarterback has a weird way to keep his mind in the game. Arkansas wants to make sure EVERYONE gets a vaccine.
THURSDAY 8/5/21: Mike Lindell gets trolled during an interview. Bus drivers are practicing for the beginning of the school year. Shawn rages against old drummers. A "war" between Amazon and their drivers makes waves with dispatchers throughout the show.
WEDNESDAY 8/4/21: An Olympic wrestler is beside herself after taking the gold. The new infrastructure bill may be affecting your cars before long. Your next TikTok challenge may involve honey.
TUESDAY 8/3/21: Air travel dominates the show as passengers continued to be troubled by canceled flights and unruly customers. An announcement may be on the way for a permanent Jeopardy host, while a current contestant's style is irking fans.
MONDAY 8/2/21: C-Lane is back from a vacation that was slightly more pricey than planned. Limp Bizkit turns heads with a livestreamed performance over the weekend. A Canadian diver may have set a record (low) score.
People are losing their minds again, Goblincore is a trend you can get on board with and is Simone Biles ready for an Olympic comeback?
A great Thursday show that deserves no description. It's that good, we promise. Sorry it's late!
Speculation mounts as to why the show was off for the last two days and the answer may surprise you. Would you stand up for this busboy? Plus, the rock world hit with two big shock surprises.
FRIDAY 7/23/21: Public sex doesn't work out so well for a couple on the beach. New York has new ideas for the bull on the loose. C-Lane heads off to vacation.
THURSDAY 7/22/21: The Olympics continue to run into setbacks. The Buck moon is on the way. A young girl on a thrill ride gets the Fabio treatment. A Canadian man gets caught with his pants down.... and a horse.
WEDNESDAY 7/21/21: A TV star nearly faints while receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A court finds a gas station culpable in a DUI manslaughter. A Chinese sperm bank is holding a very special contest. Shawn rekindles an internal battle. A grandfather makes a costly mistake on a visa form.
TUESDAY 7/20/21: Alex Jones finally gets too mad to broadcast. Jeff Bezos one-ups Richard Branson on broadcast quality for his quick Tuesday morning space trip. People are mad at Aaron Lewis' new song. A bull is loose in a New York neighborhood.
MONDAY 7/19/21: Shawn thinks the Tokyo Olympics may bee the saddest yet. Some people are upset at the new Anthony Bourdain documentary. C-Lane wants a shorter work week.
FRIDAY 7/16/21: A tornado rips through a neighborhood in Canada. The news says a "fourth wave" of COVID is here, and some areas are recommending we put our masks back on. The housing market is exploding. A Daytona man tries to teach a lesson to an alligator. Doorbell footage of Richard Sherman is released.
THURSDAY 7/15/21: An NBA pleasantly explains his reasons for leaving the court mid-game. Shawn takes heat from the live-streamers about his facial hair. A texting scam targets users of online dating apps. A young girl regrets buying her friends scratch-off tickets.
WEDNESDAY 7/14/21: Royal Caribbean gets TikTok attention as a woman is booted from her cruise. A story in Reuters says some firefighters aren't being paid enough. Shawn suspects shenanigans during Fritz on the Street.
TUESDAY 7/13/21: A man fed up with a traffic jam jumps off a bridge, then things get weird. Drug users in the UK develop a conscience. A beloved co-worker could be canceled. Dispatchers try to help Sabrina with mosquito issues.
MONDAY 7/12/21: Shawn isn't super impressed by Richard Branson's trip to space.... neither is Elon Musk. Matt Damon is brought to tears by a standing ovation. C-Lane stops everyone in their tracks with an admission.
FRIDAY 7/9/21: Wendy Williams has an awkward way of delivering bad news. Shawn disagrees with the reason two parents were arrested in West Palm Beach. A husband of a store owner makes a tearful apology on Facebook after an embarrassing e-mail error.
THURSDAY 7/8/21: Tampa Bay erupts as the Lightning clench their second Stanley Cup title in a row, but Shawn is blocked from some of the celebrating on Twitter. A website out of Canada aims to tell you how much longer you have to live. Listeners tell their tales of the Angel Trumpet
WEDNESDAY 7/7/21: Elon Musk looks at Florida for his next tunnel project. Some fish may be experiencing drug problems. Shawn doubles down on his "slap rule" after some kids ruin a flight to the Bahamas. An upcoming documentary about Val Kilmer looks surprisingly good.
TUESDAY 7/6/21: The Internet argues over "round hot dogs." Tropical Storm Elsa approaches Tampa. A man's protest to his neighbors' fireworks use lands him on the news. T-SHIRTS FOR SALE NOW @ GetSkywall.com!!!!
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FRIDAY 7/2/21: Fireworks warnings roll in as the 4th of July weekend approaches. Shawn has a hot take on backyard grills. A home in Florida may have the most annoying kitchen ever. Sabrona has the hots for a prison guard.
THURSDAY 7/1/21: Chipotle is under fire for an issue on their delivery app. Potential Governor Caitlin Jenner has some ideas about California's homeless problem. A video from minutes before the Miami condo collapse shows water spilling from above the ground floor. A Nashville woman wants her custom license plate back.
WEDNESDAY 6/30/21: The show learns more about a previous Today I Learned. A Survivor of the Miami condo collapse talks about his experience. Bill Cosby gets released from prison. A man dies after a freak kitchen accident.
TUESDAY 6/29/21: The show talks to an actor from a classic childhood movie, but another guest gets cut short. Gayle King calls an author out for his small penis. Jeff Van Gundy has a hot take for the NBA.
MONDAY 6/28/21: Shawn experiences some microphone trouble. A family in Miami is getting phone calls from the collapsed condo building. A listener sends in some throwback pictures of C-Lane. Shawn and Sabrina debate going back to the movies.
FRIDAY 6/25/21: The show dresses up in anticipation of the government's UFO file dump. Conan signs off late night television. A group of GA Boy Scouts gets ripped off on an AirBnB reservation. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane celebrate 8 years in middays on Real Radio.
THURSDAY 6/24/21: A condo building collapses in Miami. A reporter overseas wants makes a plea for pay on the air. A college has a list of things they think you shouldn't say anymore. A sports journalist says he was "hacked" for the dumbest reason.
WEDNESDAY 6/23/21: The latest reason for a whistleblower is just as underwhelming as guessed. Jeopardy comes under fire for a medical question. The show talks to the writer of John Wick and Nobody.
TUESDAY 6/22/21: A company is upping the business monitoring game. Shawn blames C-Lane for a lack of patriotism in Florida. A basketball team is in trouble for throwing food at a losing team. An Italian TV host denies having a "Basic Instinct" moment.
MONDAY 6/21/21: Another local news reporter goes rogue. Usain Bolt has an awesome kid name. Shawn rages against Canadian music. A politician responds to the release of his BDSM video.
FRIDAY 6/18/21: C-Lane has a question that everyone else seems to know the answer to. Dispatch Dan clears up a question about Apple Watches. Vegan eggs are getting even more realistic. An old friend of the show checks in to talk about an event happening over the weekend.
THURSDAY 6/17/21: A reporter has some hard-hitting questions for Vladimir Putin. Victoria's Secret is eyeing a brand overhaul. A homeless man in Burbank shows off his not-so-palatial estate to a Fox affiliate, while a much bigger house in Colorado has a bleak, yet hilarious listing attached to it.
WEDNESDAY 6/16/21: The Fox "whistleblower" reporter's story comes out and it's less than impressive. The launch of a brand new TV station sees instant trolling. An ROTC sergeant takes a line from Full Metal Jacket. A middle teacher rages on a student while handing out cupcakes.
TUESDAY 6/15/21: Boris Johnson struggles with words. Texas may have another power crisis on the horizon. A Tex-Mex dish may have ruined a woman's Olympic dreams.
MONDAY 6/14/21: Nobody believes a diver's story of a near-death experience. A Delta employee ruins a flight on his day off. Another (former) dog owner is under fire for how they dealt with their unruly pet. An interesting petition is aimed at Jeff Bezos.
FRIDAY 6/11/21: A CNN personality has an awkward comeback. A man pays his final child support payment in pennies. A prison guard is in trouble after getting some McFavors. The travel industry has some answers for Ron DeSantis' vaccine passport ban.
THURSDAY 6/10/21: A police officer uses a dangerous maneuver during a traffic stop. Sabrina tries to rattle people's bass. As the Pulse anniversary approaches, another shooting hits close to home. Sexual predators are caught altering their IDs. Shawn discovers new feelings after a gift was left in the studio.
WEDNESDAY 6/9/21: A Tavares woman wants answers after surviving a scary hit-and-run. Apple pays out a big settlement after a woman's nude photos are posted to her Facebook. Shawn and C-Lane audition for Chris Harrison's job.
TUESDAY 6/8/21: A homeowner compares delivery services using video from his doorbell camera. An eagle is terrorizing an Idaho farm. Nurses protest a vaccine mandate in Texas. Sabrina and C-Lane review what TV shows they'd be most embarrassed to admit watching.
MONDAY 6/7/21: There was a big fight, but many people who paid had trouble watching it. Another mother is in trouble for posing as a school student. Shawn comes clean about his admiration for an American Idol star.
FRIDAY 6/4/21: Shawn thinks he might be getting vertigo. Sabrina is excited about an upcoming boxing match. The show learns what a "slider crime" is after Akon falls victim. A football player is suing his school district after being forced to eat pizza. McDonalds is testing out more automation.
THURSDAY 6/3/21: Nobody is getting behind an anti-vax rap. Body cam footage is released of the "Bonnie and Clyde" shooting in Volusia County. Shawn is disturbed by a warning aimed at people who are eating cicadas.
WEDNESDAY 6/2/21: A radio reporter overseas goes the ultimate length for her job. A listener wants a GoFundMe for his broken radio. Shawn and Sabrina see their banks making a big change. Amazon has a new "feature" but no one is on board.
FRIDAY 5/28/21: A father tries to bribe his daughter to NOT get vaccinated. A dispatcher reminds the show of an important anniversary. A man goes on a search for the perfect diamond for his engagement ring. Sabrina wants to rent a boat for Memorial Day weekend.
THURSDAY 5/27/21: Another "unique" moon is coming and C-Lane is less than impressed. A story about counterfeit money doesn't focus on the most interesting bit of information. An exodus may be in the horizon for SNL. Shawn and Sabrina are making lists.
WEDNESDAY 5/26/21: Gift arrive, texts and dispatches flood in, and a special guest joins the show to help Shawn ring in his 40s.
TUESDAY 5/25/21: C-Lane returns from New York City. A rivalry interrupts a golfer's interview. Walmart catches heat for a slew of e-mails, but it may not be their fault. Sabrina looks forward to a celebration of which Shawn wants no part. Casey Anthony finds herself in the news after an encounter at a bar.
We recap the weekend and talk about a huge website that might be shut down. Also, the most intense piece of audio ever played on the show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday with a deep dive into a strange thing that broke a world record. We also talk to Moses and chaos makes us get real creative, real quick!
C-Lane is gone and Sabrina has more screens and buttons than Mission Control at NASA. But will the wheels fall off today? Plus an anonymous emailer would really like to stay anonymous.
WEDNESDAY 5/19/21: President Biden goes for a drive. C-Lane and commenters rage on a well-spoken 10-year-old. A SC man is arrested for something he did with his finger. Joe Bonamassa wants his guitar back.
TUESDAY 5/18/21: A beloved dispatcher claps back at Shawn. A lump on Shawn's arm could spell certain disaster for the show. A company aims to reduce flying time at a low cost. Boston Market takes a page from Chuck E Cheese. Ads could be making their way into your Ford.
MONDAY 5/17/21: Mask requirements continue to loosen for the vaccinated. A 111-year-old man has a disturbing secret for his longevity. A douchebag films himself being pulled over. Shawn doesn't like a new term for an age group he falls into.
FRIDAY 5/14/21: A woman puts a winning lottery ticket in the laundry. A dispatch from Bacon N Eggs stirs the pot more than usual. Parents read excerpts from graphic portions of books on their children's reading lists. Shawn wanders into the world of Mezcal.
THURSDAY 5/13/21: The gas pipeline gets a fix, but people are still going crazy at the pump. Another shortage hits Chick-fil-A and people aren’t going to like it. An organization is making steps to curb the rat problem in Chicago.
WEDNESDAY 5/12/21: Everyone is freaking out about the gas supply. A hockey announcer apologizes for a comment made on air. Shawn revisits an old story about dealing with a bully. A judge isn't thrilled after a man shows up to his Zoom court hearing with an obscene name.
TUESDAY 5/11/21: The show goes to YouTube jail. Bob Baffert has a wild explanation for how Medina Spirit tested positive for drugs. A woman wakes up with a different accent after a tonsil procedure. Shawn avoids confrontation with a couple guys talking about vaccines, but not with Sabrina.
MONDAY 3/10/21: The show recaps Elon Musk's long awaited SNL appearance. The winner of the Kentucky Derby may be in some hot water and the owner is not thrilled about it. A woman joins the show to talk about her experience being kicked out of a Six Flags. A Houston neighborhood has a scary visitor.
FRIDAY 5/7/21: Nobody knows where the Chinese rocket is going to hit. C-Lane sends a mean tweet. Promos for Elon Musk's appearance on SNL seem to fall flat. A scuba diver finds a giant mammoth bone.
THURSDAY 5/6/21: A YouTuber is under fire after putting down a dog many thought had other options. A woman may have defied odds after having a litter of babies. A child spends a LOT of his parents money on desert. A website close to Shawn's hearts shuts its doors.
WEDNESDAY 5/5/21: The show kicks off Cinco de Mayo with tequila shots. C-Lane gets queasy after a story about a new internet trend. A surfer who was attacked by a shark has an unfortunate name, but Shawn thinks it could be worse.
TUESDAY 5/4/21: Bill Gates announces his pending divorce. A doctor recommends couples have separate beds for better sleep. Shawn is impressed by a cop who kept his cool during a traffic stop with a hostile driver.
MONDAY 5/3/21: Central Florida goes crazy over the opening of the world's biggest White Castle. A passenger on a plane gets quite the surprise. A news anchor rages over President Biden giving his wife a flower. Parents chime in when a video of a child getting paddled is released.
FRIDAY 4/30/21: A news anchor in Las Vegas apologizes after her DUI, prompting dispatchers to share similar stories. Shawn may be buying an Xbox after missing an important holiday. Disneyland finally reopens.
THURSDAY 4/29/21: C-Lane has a dumb question about baseball hats. Questions arise about a woman who owes her life to her Alexa device. Rudy Giuliani's son has some things to say. John Mayer may be dipping his toes in late night television.
WEDNESDAY 4/28/21: A blind dog is saved from a pool by another dog. A video seems to show a woman serving party guests drinks from her toilet. A swarm of birds invades a family's house through the chimney. President Biden wants to ban menthol cigarettes. Shawn relives his rave days.
TUESDAY 4/27/21: A kid has a song to sing to Dr Fauci. Japan's "makeup" Olympics is up in the air. People are paying top dollar for concert tickets, but new rules may keep them from getting in. Tucker Carlson rages against masks, while a dispatcher has issues with the end of Monday's show.
MONDAY 4/26/21: Sabrina takes a post-birthday day off. The Oscars air over the weekend, but not a lot of people seemed to watch. Fans of Casa Bonita are trying to save the restaurant from going out of business. Shawn and C-Lane disagree over a movie.
FRIDAY 4/23/21: Sabrina is showered with birthday gifts and contemplates taking Monday off. A gender reveal party rocks a New Hampshire town. The show debates the real-life height of a cartoon character. A teacher gets loose on a class trip to Costa Rica.
THURSDAY 4/22/21: The show discovers their German counterparts. Shawn is willing to go to a certain length to dispel the rumor he is afraid of frogs. A "study" on hangovers doesn't seem credible. A submarine gets lost with little oxygen left, but the show has questions.
WEDNESDAY 4/21/21: The Derek Chauvin trial gets a verdict. Sabrina is annoyed after C-Lane jumps on Shawn’s crypto bandwagon. A woman’s tweet gets attention after she doesn’t like her label on a receipt.
TUESDAY 4/20/21: The show gets drinks named after them to celebrate 4/20. Sabrina tries for a newly-set world record. An actress in Ghana is jailed for a picture taken with her son. C-Lane continues to have crypto woes.
MONDAY 4/19/21: A massive party ends in cars being flipped. Sabrina's band plays their first live gig. Shawn tries all day to get the latest crypto-currency, but pancakes are somehow involved.
FRIDAY 4/16/21: A driveway cam captures a bobcat attacking a couple. Sabrina and C-Lane get Erich on crypto. Shawn almost gets sent to internet jail. Governor DeSantis gets a video pulled from YouTube.
THURSDAY 4/15/21: A Rocco's Tacos can't re-open because nobody wants to work. A proposed animal law causes dispatches and stories to spiral into dark territory. The MyPillow guy gets a new social media platform. Shawn wants to have a farm.
WEDNESDAY 4/14/21: Business owners are still finding it hard to get employees. Shawn rages out at a video of a robot police dog in New York City. White Claw has a new flavor, but the name seems to be infringe-y. The show finds out where the USA ranks on a best countries list.
TUESDAY 4/13/21: The show returns after an adventure to the Caribbean. Shawn is concerned with an Amber Alert for an 11-year-old girl. A man joins the show who is livestreaming himself locked in his shed for an entire year, and willing to go longer.
FRIDAY 4/9/21: C-Lane shows up to work in a robe. DMX dies. Sabrina and C-Lane cross off a bucket list item, and a man shows up for a tasting with a lot of rum as they show finishes off a trio of broadcasts from Sandals South Coast in Jamaica.
THURSDAY 4/8/21: Shawn rages against beach billboards. C-Lane learns about cinnamon toothpicks as listeners chime in on ways they made side money in grade school. Sabrina has a near miss with a drone.
WEDNESDAY 4/7/21: The show chronicles their journey to the islands as they begin three days of live broadcasts from Sandals South Coast Jamaica
MONDAY 4/5/21: Shawn makes an NFT. Sabrina gets redemption. Moses wants to rent a helicopter. Everybody pretty much checks out on the day before the trip to Jamaica.
FRIDAY 4/2/21: A woman's April Fools prank lands her in jail. Florida prepares for the vaccine age to lower once again, while one clinic apologizes for giving an empty one. Sabrina details the rules for Chet Hanks' "White Boy Summer"
THURSDAY 4/1/21: Shawn thinks April fools is dead, but his girlfriend might disagree. Another gender reveal party goes horribly wrong. Sabrina quits mid-show.
WEDNESDAY 3/31/21: Shawn rethinks his stance on food after more suggestions come in about what to eat in Jamaica and beyond. A raffle claiming to be from a school turns some heads. The show gets pranked by a major corporation. Questions arise after a preview of an upcoming show about twins.
TUESDAY 3/30/21: Shawn is unsure about how the day will go after taking his COVID-19 booster shot in the morning. Some Florida politicians think the super majority isn't enough. Sabrina's schedule has shifted during the pandemic. An e-mailer has an interesting suggestion for the show's culinary adventures in Jamaica.
MONDAY 3/29/21: The stuck cargo ship finally gets some good news. The show debates over who is the sexiest bald man. Lifeguards in California are making more money than you think.
The crew face lie detector tests from one of the world's best polygraph examiners. The twist? We came up with the most embarrassing questions for each other. This is absolutely brutal. Get the whole thing on-demand at SecretShowsLive.com or sign up to be a Secret Shows subscriber now to get all of the UNCENSORED content!
THURSDAY 3/25/21: More details emerge of the woman found to be living in a storm drain for almost three weeks. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy gets Milkshake Duck'd. An update reveals all adult Floridians are even closer to being eligible for the COVID-19 vaccine.
WEDNESDAY 3/24/21: The show looks for advice for a man who had his final paycheck delivered to him in pennies. Shawn can't stop laughing at a dispatcher having internet issues.
TUESDAY 3/23/21: C-Lane screws up during a meeting. A survey reveals how people's weight changed over the pandemic. An American Idol contestant faints on TV.
MONDAY 3/21/21: A listener from West Palm Beach reaches out to the show with a long-awaited gift.
FRIDAY 3/19/21: Florida will be lowering vaccine age once more. Shawn isn't impressed by the royal title proposed for Meghan Markle's baby. Amazon is taking over Thursday Night Football. Nobody can get Ubers anymore.
WEDNESDAY 3/17/21: The crew marks the 15th anniversary of a special news report on a stay-at-home St Patrick's Day. Snoop Dogg gets into the wine business. C-Lane rolls the dice at Fritz on the Street.
TUESDAY 3/16/21: Shawn learns more about his mysterious yard hole. Your dating apps may soon offer some background checks. An insane video shows a plane crashing into a car. A mother lashes out at her cop-calling neighbors.
MONDAY 3/15/21: The latest round of stimulus checks is starting to arrive and with it, glorious memes. A sports announcer blames his racist comments on a medical condition. Dispatchers give their ideas on lie detector questions for the first Secret Shows Live.
FRIDAY 3/12/21: Shawn has a hole problem, and dispatchers are quick to assist. President Biden has a date for when COVID-19 vaccines will be available for all adults. A new Jeep has a giant pricetag. C-Lane wants justice and a peek after a doorbell cam catches a porch pirate's wardrobe malfunction.
THURSDAY 3/11/21: Confusion ensues as to why a wedding ring would keep a woman off an airplane. Dispatchers get savage after two overweight children are taken from their parents in the United Kingdom. Shawn and C-Lane relive their limited skateboarding days. Another promising NASA video comes up a bit underwhelming.
WEDNESDAY 3/10/21: A Miami player catches heat for a comment made during a gaming stream. Your Steak 'n Shake experience is going to change. Shawn isn't a huge fan of another instrument. A dispatcher thinks Shaquille O'Neal should get into the liquor business.
TUESDAY 9/2/21: Some White House residents may have already been evicted. The show finds out how much Google knows about them. C-Lane thinks Shawn might have a new obsession. Sabrina wants to sell an NFT.
MONDAY 3/8/21: Shawn calls on dispatchers to tell stories of powerful women in their life on International Women's Day. C-Lane has a present for Sabrina. A priest in Ireland plays the wrong music during a live-streamed service. Oprah's interview with Harry and Meghan dominates the news cycle.
FRIDAY 3/5/21: An NFL Quarterback sees a UFO. Shawn wants to sell his music catalog, but doesn't get a whole lot of big offers. A mother is shamed for the name she gave her daughter, but nobody on the show seems to think it's that bad.
THURSDAY 3/4/21: A basketball player ends an impressive streak. The new replacement for the classic “kiss cam” turns some heads. The show dives in to how a firing squad works after learning South Carolina has put it back on the table.
WEDNESDAY 3/3/21: Dolly Parton tweaks a classic for vaccine awareness. Two states look to be done with their COVID-19 restrictions. Shawn finds issues with a new Netflix show, but not for the same reasons as Taylor Swift.
TUESDAY 3/2/21: Sabrina has window issues. Annoyed airline passengers have a message for a man who forced them to land in Florida. Shawn may have the cure for the hickey. Shawn finally gets recognition for his trial participation.
MONDAY 3/1/21: A head-turning performance of the national anthem leads the CPAC. A livestream viewer has questions about Shawn. Rejected vanity plates in Ohio have a very 2020 theme. The show gets distracted by an e-mail with some very good news.
FRIDAY 2/26/21: Shawn gets footage of the attack on Lady Gaga's dog walker. A mini donkey on TikTok is adorable but loud. A woman asked to wear a mask in South Africa is forced to improvise. A dispatcher goes above and beyond to win his prize. Shawn has a plan for the robot revolution.
THURSDAY 2/25/21: A controversial Russian website is gaining steam, so much so that nobody can get to it. Hasbro makes an announcement about the future of a beloved toy. Some think their robot vacuum may be drunk. A Zoom teacher is in trouble after a crucial mistake.
WEDNESDAY 2/24/21: More details (and some corrections) emerge surrounding Tiger Woods' LA car crash. Shawn has a mystery to solve. A Chicago lawmaker thinks he knows how to reduce car thefts. A miracle puppy is born in Oklahoma.
TUESDAY 2/23/21: Dispatchers chime in on things they learned late after a teacher reveals what things their students don't know. People are turning on Pat Sajak after he appears to mock a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. Breaking news involving Tiger Woods comes in at the end of the show.
MONDAY 2/22/21: NASA's latest Mars rover sends back sounds from the red planet. The Bruce Springsteen DWI story has additional details, but nobody is allowed to know them yet. Shawn gets actually'd from outside the studio. Texas residents who DO have power may be paying a lot more for it.
FRIDAY 2/19/21: NASA lands another rover on Mars, this time with its own helicopter. Ted Cruz has an explanation for his Mexico trip, but texts from his wife may suggest otherwise. Restaurants may see a positive side-effect from quarantine. A woman gets quite the surprise in an Alaskan outhouse.
THURSDAY 2/18/21: A drive thru employee strikes back. NASA ups their branding for the Mars landing. An activist has a unique idea to lower the murder rate in Baltimore. A restaurant in Florida is proud of their policy on masks.
WEDNESDAY 2/17/21: Texas gets drilled with more frigid weather and rolling blackouts. A fake vet is under scrutiny in Central Florida after a TikTok post gained traction. Bill Gates wants to change the way we eat.
TUESDAY 2/16/21: It's Fat Tuesday, but Mardi Gras won't be the same as last year. Shawn wants to get the show in the firewood business, but needs to pick a scent. A new dating "trend" is probably not real and sounds super close to something gross.
Something goes wrong on the show and Clane leaves the studio to put out some major fires. With the train back on the tracks, everyone can yell at the woman who thinks Tom Brady should apologize.
FRIDAY 2/12/21: Valentine's Day is approaching and Sabrina offers tips for the unprepared. President Biden delivers a somber message from behind a mask. More information is released about Bruce Springsteen's DWI charge. Moses Dewitt joins the show for Jury Duty.
THURSDAY 2/11/21: Tom Brady and the Buccaneers rage in a Tampa boat parade. An odd COVID-19 theory is revealed. Shawn gets upset when it's suggested he didn't win the Super Bowl bet. Someone tries to 'actually' 95% of the world.
WEDNESDAY 2/10/21: Shawn is excited about what could be a new type of radio. Nobody is really sure what Donald Trump's impeachment lawyer is talking about. The saga continues for the woman that Gorilla Glue'd her hair. Dueling dispatchers want their day in court during Secret Shows Live.
FRIDAY 2/5/21: Shawn is ramped up for Super Bowl LV. The show makes bets on who will win the game, but lean on dispatchers to figure out the punishment for the loser. Sabrina and C-Lane get in fireplace territory. An Orlando woman makes six figures from an unusual YouTube channel.
THURSDAY 2/4/21: This podcast is significantly shorter than normal due to a power issue at HQ. We'll try and do better tomorrow :)
WEDNESDAY 2/3/21: Another face transplant yields impressive results. A video game doesn’t agree with Shawn’s Super Bowl predictions. Sabrina reveals how early she gets up for video games lately. C-Lane is concerned after a country singer is under fire.
TUESDAY 2/2/21: The show finds out whether or not there will be six more weeks of winter.
MONDAY 2/1/21: Sabrina finds a way to make a sweet old lady sound creepy. Marilyn Manson is in the cancel crosshairs. Shawn has a lock on the Super Bowl. Dustin Diamond dies weeks after announcing he has cancer.
FRIDAY 1/29/21: The CEO of Robinhood comes under fire in the news after yesterday's trade blocking fiasco. Floridians want to save a disappearing island. Your shopping cart may be getting smarter. A man is busted trying to sell the COVID vaccine on Craigslist.
THURSDAY 1/28/21: The stock market scheme gets more interesting as Robinhood halts the trade of companies recently made popular. Music festivals are already getting cancelled in 2021. Amanda Gorman takes her talents to the NFL. A man is very upset with his local school board.
WEDNESDAY 1/27/21: Everybody is in an investing frenzy after Reddit inflates Gamestop's price. A new COVID-19 test may be more accurate, but not so desirable. The show explores social media posts with no interaction. Sabrina has an "easy" quiz for Shawn.
TUESDAY 1/26/21: A police officer is being investigated for her TikTok account. Shawn has questions about a sexy picture of Elizabeth Hurley. Kellyanne Conway finds herself in more family drama. My Pillow may have an interesting promo code.
MONDAY 1/25/21: C-Lane returns from a weekend road trip. A kid who snitched on his dad is cleaning up on his GoFundMe page. Tampa Bay heads to the Super Bowl. An airline passenger is kicked off a plane for wanting another passenger kicked off the plane.
Shawn and Sabrina work their way through a National Guard controversy, hidden messages in your favorite movies and a naked man with a naked plan.
THURSDAY 1/21/19: C-Lane wasn't there and didn't listen to the show..... so..... nothing to put here.
WEDNESDAY 1/20/21: The show follows along as Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States, while a reality TV star is left hanging. Taco Bell follows up on the story of the "porn star" that was fired from one of their restaurants. An announcement is made about the future of Secret Shows.
MONDAY 1/18/21: A restaurant owner is going viral for his super-honest food descriptions. Shawn has some plans for how he wants his obituary written. The Villages documentary gets rave reviews. A man stopped in DC with guns says the whole thing was an honest mistake.
FRIDAY 1/15/21: Inauguration fears grow, an update on Joe the pigeon , a waitress saves a kid in trouble, and Shawn takes on an American icon.
THURSDAY 1/14/21: A bird pulls off an impressive feat, but Australia isn’t so thrilled. A bar owner is apologizing for an offensive chalkboard sign. Washington DC has a new way to convince people to get vaccinated. The government releases a drop of UFO-related data, but it may be hard to read
WEDNESDAY 1/13/21: Chuck Schumer gets heckled at a press conference. C-Lane is dressed down after experiencing washing machine issues. CNN is shutting down a network you may not know they had. The show watches as the House of Representatives talks of a second impeachment.
TUESDAY 1/12/21: A young NASCAR driver is under fire after comments during a livestream. The FWC is investigating after a manatee was found with Trump written on its back. C-Lane wants to drive a racing car, but not on a track.
MONDAY 1/11/21: A gunman in Chicago makes creepy videos. Shawn gets uncomfortable when dispatchers act extra nice. Texters and Dispatchers chime in about their first vehicles and advice for finding a cheap one. A techno-loving lawyer lashes out.
FRIDAY 1/8/21: As the first broadcast week of 2021 comes to a close, arrests begin as the people who raided the US Capitol building continue to be identified. More people call for President Trump's removal but Shawn is skeptical invoking the 25th amendment will work. Elizabeth from Knoxville gets a new remix and some are curious about what she had in her hands during the interview.
THURSDAY 1/7/20: The show recaps the chaos that ensued the previous night at the US Capitol building and the fallout that followed. C-Lane thinks some of the old procedures need a re-vamping. Shawn prepares an audio will. Jim Colbert and crew jump on to face Shawn for his tortilla war.
WEDNESDAY 1/6/21: Washington DC braces as thousands flood the area to protest Biden’s confirmation. Mitt Romney gets heckled on an airplane. Shawn takes issue with a culinary opinion of a fellow radio host.
TUESDAY 1/5/21: Everyone is confused about the “death” of Tanya Roberts. Shawn is unsure about a Danish TV show for kids. A YouTuber autotunes the weekend’s infamous phone call from President Trump. C-Lane goes on a mission during a break.
MONDAY 1/4/21: The show returns to the home studio for the first live show of 2021. Sabrina recaps some family drama while C-Lane enjoys an unorthodox New Year's Eve. You'll be SHOCKED to learn where Shawn went during the break.
FRIDAY 12/18/20: Fritz joins as the crew exchanges gifts, recaps the weirdest year ever, and sends everyone off to vacation to cap off 2020.
THURSDAY 12/17/20: Something is different about Sabrina on the penultimate show of 2020. Shawn doesn’t like a new trend in political news. Dispatchers reminisce on growing up with weird names after a college football player is found to have one of the best.
Tom Cruise loses his mind, someone quits under pressure and Clane has to hit the dump button twice in a single segment!
TUESDAY 11/15/20: Joe Biden coughs his way through a speech after electoral votes were cast. Sabrina is uneasy about a situation at her childhood home. Shawn quizzes the show on their knowledge of Christmas movies. Dolly Parton reveals her impressive daily routine.
MONDAY 12/14/20: Shawn has a hot take on a classic rock act. Sabrina has an invention that's sure to amp up your shower time. Amy Kaufeldt joins the show for the last time in 2020 and Shawn tries to make it weird.
FRIDAY 12/11/20: An emailer may be able to settle a debate between Shawn and Sabrina. A newspaper article tries to debunk an HBO Max show everyone has gotten on board for. Shia LaBeouf gets sued by an ex-girlfriend.
THURSDAY 12/10/20: Shawn wants to know who broke an impressive pay-it-forward streak. Some business are fined over poor COVID practices, but it's not who you'd think. Shawn finds a new account to follow on Instagram. Cinemark's theatre-rental service gains in popularity and the show is excited about one possibility.
WEDNESDAY 12/9/20: C-Lane tries to steer dispatches in a certain direction, but Shawn re-ignites the great shower vs bath debate. A NY politician wants to tax online order deliveries. Sabrina has audio of a Wendy Williams announcement that gets weird. A guy going viral for his snake videos wins the Greatest Story trophy.
TUESDAY 12/8/20: A lawyer is caught being inappropriate during a Zoom meeting. A former state employee has her house raided. A consumer is given the first "official" COVID-19 vaccine, but the second person has a great name. Shawn finds a very specific Twitter to follow. A man defending his house may have taken the situation too far.
MONDAY 12/7/20: A mall Santa makes a kid cry. C-Lane and Sabrina try to ruin Today I Learned for Shawn. The show contemplates Christmas presents after a weird year. A video predicting the future in the 80s gets remarkably close. A man dresses up to meet his biological father in a cringe-filled video.
FRIDAY 12/4/20: Shawn reveals the design for the latest News Junkie shirt, available this weekend. Parents debate whether or not to take their kids into a bathroom they don't belong in. An orgy gets busted in Brussels.
A crazy woman testifies in voter fraud hearings. An NFL commentator has an odd thing to say about football fans. A man with an unfortunate name wins a South African election in a landslide. Sabrina and C-Lane compare their streaming stats. San Francisco doesn't want you vaping in your apartment.
WEDNESDAY 12/2/20: Fritz joins the show while Sabrina is out for the day. Shawn wants to learn multiple languages, but doesn't want to put in the effort. C-Lane finds himself in a bit of trouble. Brothels update their business to be COVID friendly. A woman risks a lot for $100.
TUESDAY 12/1/20: The show debates who (or what) should get Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2020. The NFL has more COVID-19 issues. A viral video taken on a plane may have a passenger in trouble. A man joins the show who was there for the removal of the Utah Monolith. C-Lane continues to correct the show.
MONDAY 11/30/20: Shawn's time off takes an interesting turn. Sabrina is seeing a rise in activity on her TikTok account but for possibly the wrong reason. Pat Sajak almost loses it on a Wheel contestant. C-Lane is unsure about a viral egg recipe.
FRIDAY 11/20/20: Shawn makes the poor choice of relying on dispatchers to diagnose his foot issues. A gift to the studio makes things fun for an already cursed This Week in Florida. Rudy Giuliani has some issues with his hair dye.
THURSDAY 11/19/20: Scientists have varying opinions on whether an early Christmas is good for you in 2020. Governor Cuomo has a slow snap-back at a reporter. Shawn and Sabrina make a terrible, awful, no good wager. Thousands of people volunteer to be guinea pigs to bring cruise ships back.
WEDNESDAY 11/18/20: A company is trying to map COVID symptoms to your voice. People are uncertain about this year's Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. A man with a flamethrower stuns Brooklyn streets. A surprise guest joins the show.
TUESDAY 11/17/20: The show debates using bidets after reports say toilet paper shortages could be coming back. Authorities have advice on how people should approach a pandemic Thanksgiving. The show talks to a woman who has an extensive career as a foley artist.
MONDAY 11/16/20: Shawn rallies against high-octane fuel. A SpaceX rocket launches successfully with a special toy to indicate anti-gravity. Costco has a new private jet service. A super human breaks ridiculous records.
FRIDAY 11/13/20: The show receives saddening news just before airtime. A reporter has a close call while reporting on flood damage. Vegas takes bets on who will take the helm at Jeopardy! after Alex Trebek's passing. A sculpture in Spain gets a makeover.
THURSDAY 11/12/20: C-Lane returns after a long wedding weekend. Florida looks good on a ranking of states for once. Scientists discover a new planet, but it may not be so habitable. A Politician makes a call for success. Korea may have an answer to a problem we didn't know we had.
If chaos is your thing, you're in the right place. Thank God Clane is back tomorrow, right?
The greatest podcast ever. Clane isn't here so I'm trying to post the podcast, friend. Did it work?
FRIDAY 11/6/20: Shawn makes a call on the election. The show tries to calm C-Lane’s nerves on the eve of his wedding. Marshmallow’s truck gets stolen. Chappelle’s Show quietly removes an episode from its archives. Japan fights wildlife with robot wolves.
WEDNESDAY 11/4/20: An election too close to call leaves things in limbo. C-Lane tries to find out if he could buy a Magic Wall. Kanye West concedes his candidacy.