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The Rock says he caused the eclipse. Lady Gaga was funny, too, but Baby doesn't quote know why.
President Trump wants Hillary Clinton investigated. Baby draws a parallel to Mommy's concern over him throwing his bottle.
Former Tennis star James Blake is tackled by a policeman who is removed from duty. Baby wonders about the confusion in sports.
As Chinese President Xi visits America, Baby's confused by how people pronounce his name. #Jinping
With #PopeFrancis coming to America, Baby wonders why there's all the fuss about him and not other people Baby knows.
Baby's confused by how NFL quarterback Tom Brady would even be able to throw deflated balls -- or why Mommy always laughs.
Baby's excited that there's a new Royal Baby in England! But he's worried what has to happen for her to become Queen.
Baby draws from his experience to explain what happened when #FreddieGray died in police custody, and he gives Baltimore a new name.
McDonald's raises the minimum wage for its workers. Baby's confused why people who work there would want it.
Hillary Clinton declares her presidency. Baby, comparing her to his grandma, questions how "normal" she really is.
Money for fighting?! Baby's can't understand how Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao will earn so much for being naughty.
Baby notes the director of "Birdman", Patricia Arquette and other Academy Award attendees call for help for their causes.
Baby wonders why anchorman Brian Williams' imagining and pretending isn't the same as when Baby does it.
With President Obama advocating free tuition for community colleges, Baby has more ideas on what could be free.
The Mitt Romney "grandpa guy" says he won't run for president in 2016. Baby is befuddled about the reason.
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As Congress threatens to block President Obama's executive order helping illegal immigrants, Baby says why he wants some of them to stay.
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As Republicans take charge of Congress, Baby wonders who's in charge of America, now.
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Baby's hopes Santa's reindeer make it through the weather and the Hawaiian volcano. #MerryChristmas #Hanukkah #Kwanzaa #Divali(Baby may take break until January.)
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After Sony Pictures cancels "The Interview," Baby calls on Hollywood for its own unique solution with North Korea.
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Watching the "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" protests on TV, Baby comes up with his own solution.
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Baby reports on the kerfuffle over the light saber hilt in a new Star Wars movie trailer.
Baby wonders why the Nobel Prize was given to scientists who discover rats have a kind of "GPS" in their heads.
Baby expresses his fears after President Obama's executive order promising leniency for illegal immigrants, and Republican objections.
Baby marvels at how much fun it was for the window washers who almost fell at 1 World Trade Center, the tallest building in America.
After the Republicans' resounding midterm election victory, President Obama calls for compromise. Baby knows what that means!
With Republicans hoping to win in Tuesday's elections, Baby ponders the ways they talk about money.
Baby puts his unique spin on the nurse who cared for Ebola patients in Africa, then was quarantined in a tent in New Jersey.
Baby expresses pleasure over Toys "R" Us' decision to stop selling the Walter White action figure from "Breaking Bad."
Taylor Swift said she might not have a baby because of all the photographers around her. Baby wonders why.
Baby likes the video for @Meghan_Trainor's "All About the Bass," and relates it to his world and @NickiMinaj.
Baby wonders what's in his head, after scientists win the #NobelPrize for medicine for discovering humans' "inner GPS".
Apple releases a new iPhone and watch, and gives away the new U2 album. But, Baby says, a lot of people don't want the music!
Baby notes N.J. Gov. Chris Christie's travels, wonders if he can become president, and what George Washington's "Bridge Gate" is.
Derek #Jeter plays his final home game with the New York Yankees. Baby wonders why he's so special.
The new Miss America wins after singing "Happy" and banging a red cup. She reminds Baby of ... Baby!
A new royal baby is due in England! Baby wonders if s/he will want to rule over a diminished kingdom without Scotland.
President Obama says the U.S. will bomb militants in Iraq and maybe Syria. Baby also wants Obama's help. #POTUS
Baby thinks he understands the meaning of "gross negligence" after a judge rules in the BP oil disaster.
Baby, watching the #USOpen tennis, observes that he's heard noises like the players make in his own house.
Robert Mcdonald is named head of the Veterans Administration, and Baby conjectures about who his relative might be.
Baby likes the doggies who visited Congress.They helped in the Iraq war, and advocates now want them helped. #veterans
Crumbs bakery chain closes, and Baby wonders if there's anywhere else he can get a cupcake with Grandma, now.
The U.S. team is still in the #WorldCup, and Baby draws parallels between the soccer tournament and big sister's behavior.
Baby, in his own confused way, says why news of the "ISIS" militant group in Iraq makes little sense to him.
After American Apparel CEO Don Charney is fired, Baby suggests former Vice President Dick Cheney help.
Baby guesses why Tim "Dunkin-the-basketball" and his Spurs beat #LeBron James and the Heat: It has to do with #WorldCup Soccer.
Baby's confused why @GameOfThrones gets @HBO's highest-ever ratings, and why it has that name. #GameOfThrones
After reports that treats from China killed and sickened dogs, Baby worries what it means for his own family's eating preferences.
Baby explains why it's a good thing racehorse California Chrome didn't win the #TripleCrown at #Belmont race track.
Baby's excited about tennis, hockey, and basketball finals! But he's confused why hockey players want the Stanley Cup. #NHL #NBA #FrenchOpen
Baby and his family pay respects to lionized American poet #MayaAngelou -- except for big Sister!
Baby's confused, again, this time about the saying "The clothes make the man." #BabyNewzConfuse #BabyNewzSpecial
Baby adds a quip from Mommy to fans protesting cancellation of the @NBCRevolution TV show. #SaveRevolution #RevolutionCancelled
Baby asks why if @IggyAzalea is from Australia she sounds the way she does on "Fancy" with @charli_xcx. #FancySong #HipHop
After a video shows Beyonce's sister hitting Jay-Z, baby draws parallels with Mommy and Daddy, and his aunts and uncles. #Solange
The Parrot Wizard's parrot Truman returns home after going missing. Baby wonders why the wizard needed help. #KiliParrot
Publicizing "Neighbors," @ZacEfron says he's off drinking and drugs, and that he loves @SethRogen's humor. Baby reports. #TeamZE
For Baby, the recall of 800,000 #babymonitors due to flammable batteries is big news. But, Baby says, who needs one?
With L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling banned from NBA basketball for his vile insults, Baby connects his name to the NBA commissioner's.
Baby notes the new trend of people doing circus exercises at fitness clubs, but lays out his own new form: #BabyCise!
Baby's wants @MileyCyrus, hospitalized after her dog died, to get a new puppy. And he has advice on what she shouldn't do! #Bangerztour
Candy manufacturers say a record amount of candy has been sold for Easter. And, says, Baby, sometimes Easter's about something else!
A dog is saved by police after it runs onto subway tracks, delighting New Yorkers. Baby's happy but wants to protect his dog.
Breast augmentation ads in New York City disturb some transit riders and parents, but Baby looks at them in his own way. #NewYork #Advertising
The Supreme Court removes restrictions on individual political donations. Baby ponders the meaning of #FreeSpeech @scotus #CitizensUnited
Baby wonders why "How I Met Your Mother" and the "Colbert Report" TV shows make their fans so angry. #CancelColbert @StephenatHome
Mommy @KimKardashian reveals that baby North West peed on daddy @KanyeWest during their @Vogue cover shoot. Baby's aghast.
A 6-year-old boy writes a book and donates proceeds after succeeding at arcade claw games. Baby admires his success, but can't emulate it
Baby observes the NCAA basketball playoffs: how they dress, the billion dollar bracket bet, and the players' "free" throws. #marchmadness
Baby notes how Russian leader Vladimir Putin has turned "Ukraine" and "Crimea" all around.
ChildhoodObesity declines, but Baby worries that First Lady Michelle Obama's #letsmove fitness efforts will make him less cute. #FLOTUS
Baby watches the Academy Awards show and excitedly recounts his experience, including @TheEllenShow 's tweets and @Pharrell. #oscars2014
N.Y. Mayor @BillDeBlasio wants to ban horse-drawn carriages. Actor @LiamNeeson objects. Baby wonders about the effect.
Baby talks about gay basketball player @JasonCollins34, football star #StandWithSam, and Arizona's proposed law.
After German cow farts cause a barn to explode, Baby suggests the cow emissions be put to better use. #methane #farting
New York Mayor Bill #DeBlasio wants traffic controlled to protect children. Baby wonders if he thought that way in the snowstorm. cc @AlRoker
Baby reflects on the death of former child star #ShirleyTemple, and whether he, too, can have a signature drink named after him.
Baby wonders, with the Northeast U.S. so cold and snowy, why the #WinterOlympics are being held in Russia. #AtlantaSnow
Baby's heard the #WinterOlympics will have sports and maybe terrorism. But to him they just look like a lot of fun singing and dancing!
After Sean @iamdiddy Combs proposes to girlfriend @CassieSuper on Instagram, Baby worries what her name will become.
Baby pays his respects to "singer, grandpa guy" #PeteSeeger, whose music touched even Baby's life.
Baby's confused after Pope Francis (@Pontifex) calls the Internet a network of people and praises the good it can do. #PopeFrancis
After #JustinBieber is jailed for bad behavior on the road, Baby draws parallels with his own treatment by Mommy.
Baby explores why Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter gets to play with the Obamas' dog Sunny at the White House for the #FirstLady's birthday.
Baby wonders if it can still be called the #AustralianOpen! if some of the #tennis matches are played inside due to the heat.
After former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon dies, Baby explores links between hims, President Obama, and America. #Israel
The recent extreme cold convinces Baby that experts who blame #globalwarming have it wrong. #weather
Noting it's going to be so cold that Minnesota schools will close, Baby says why he at first likes the cold, then doesn't. #ColdWeather
Baby wishes #HappyNewYear to the cold and the warm, celebrities, and the new mayor of New York, but he wonders what a "Blasio" is.
Baby feels bad for people who had no power on Christmas, then realizes a quandary when he hopes they get power soon. #powerouttages
Baby has a difficult time deciding what he wants for Christmas. #SeasonsGreetings #ItsChristmas
Amid all the #BestOf2013 lists, Baby gives his ideas for the best babies! #BestBabies2013 #Bestof13.
As leaders honor Nelson #Mandela. Baby wonders how South Africa is a country and if President Obama has aims there there, too.
Baby notes the death of Nelson Mandela and wonders about how South Africans are marking his passing. #NelsonMandela
Jay-Z and Beyonce announce they'll be #vegan for 22 days. Baby worries about their baby, Blue Ivy. #jayz #beyonce #vegandiet
Baby observes #Thanksgiving by observing all the food, and renaming the holiday due to the #HungerGames movie.
Baby wonders why every single news outlet is doing stories over and over about the death of President John F. Kennedy. #JFK
Alec Baldwin uses language that offends many in the gay community. Baby focusses on his role as a father. #AlecBaldwin
Baby's excited the Chinese government has approved some families to have second babies. But he's still happy he doesn't live in China.
Baby wonders why Andy Warhol’s "scary" painting of a car crash sold for more than $100 million, then gets ideas of how he might capitalize.
Lady Gaga's going to space! Baby's hopes she sees the Olympic torch and Justin Bieber but doesn't get hurt. #GagaInSpace2015
Baby stays up to watch some Country Music Awards then wonders about Obamacare jokes and singer George Strait. #CMTawards #CMA #BradPaisley
Baby wonders why the president's wife is with a scary puppet like Elmo, but believes her message is OK. #MichelleObama #FLOTUS #SesameStreet
After the Boston #RedSox win the World Series, Baby thinks about their "scary" look, Duck Dynasty and #Halloween.
Baby Newz: Now on Saturdays! Baby wonders why street artist Banksy is lauded for his work, but Baby isn't!. @BanksyArt @BanksyNY
Baby admires the popular video by a Norwegian group titled "What Does the Fox Say?" for its insights into animal sounds.
A man named Steven Sanchez who identifies as a woman becomes homecoming queen of Northern Iowa University. Baby draws his own inference.
Baby guesses that TV and radio reporters are happy about the government shutdown. It gives them something to talk about.
MileyCyrus hosts Saturday Night Live, "murders" Hannah Montana and says she won't twerk anymore. Baby is puzzled. #SNL
Actress Michelle Rodriguez talks about liking both men and women, and her "vagina". Baby draws wonders about the implications for him.
Baby wonders whether the government shutdown means President Obama might need a new job now. #obamacare
Starbucks' CEO Howard Schultz asks patrons to not bring heir guns. Baby explains why coffee and guns don't mix!
Baby ponders the implications of Pope Francis' pronouncement that Catholics needn't be "obsessed" with gays. #gaymarriage
First Lady Michelle Obama urges everyone to be healthy and #DrinkMoreWater. Baby, like many others, doesn't like the idea. #FLOTUS
.@MileyCyrus says she's no longer engaged to Liam Hemsworth and tells @HarpersBazaarUS she wants to rule the world. Baby wonders why.
With the U.S. ready to bomb Syria over use of poison gas, Baby sees Russia as Mommy and President Obama as Daddy.
Baby worries what will happen to him @OliveGarden now that they're introducing "small plates". #TastesofItaly
Microsoft buys Nokia, but Baby knows Big Sister wants something else -- and it won't be the new Samsung watch phone.
Baby wonders why people working at fun places like McDonalds and Burger King are protesting for more money. #FastFoodProtests
Baby wonders how they do it, after a patent reveals the sweetener Aspartame is made from bacterial feces.
The New York attorney general sues real estate mogul #DonaldTrump over Trump University. Baby weighs in on the possible reason.
Baby reacts to Oprah Winfrey's anger over not being shown an expensive handbag in Switzerland.
Baby worries after Haile Berry and Jennifer Garner urge support of a bill to punish photographers who impose on their children's lives.
A judge rules New York police have to change Stop and Frisk. Baby, based on daycare, understands. #StopandFrisk
Baby's happy for Mommy, Daddy and Kitty after Attorney General Eric Holder says he'll relax enforcement over drug crimes.
After Usher's son nearly drowns, his ex-wife demands custody of their children. Baby's scared for his family, too.
Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos buys The Washington Post for $250 million. Baby wonders how a #newspaper can cost so much. #WaPo
With #baseball player #RyanBraun suspended for taking performance enhancing drugs, Baby worries about the formula Mommy gives him.
NSA secrets leaker Edward Snowden may get permission to live in Russia. Baby wonders about the implications for Mommy.
Singer Demi Lovato says the TV dinosaur Barney saved her life. Baby learns a lesson but has a concern. cc: @itsohsodemi @teamdemilovato
Baby's excited for the new baby boy in England who'll be king one day, and it gives baby a business idea!
Stocks plunge after the government says it might not keep buying bonds. Baby sees parallels with big brother and Mommy. #quantitativeeasing
Baby and his mommy draw parallels among the "naughty" behavior of Bill Clinton, Justin Bieber, Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner.
Baby 's upset about the San Francisco airplane accident, but he's excited about another plane flying on solar power.
Happy Independence Day! Baby wonders why the protesters in Egypt don't pay more attention to July 4.
Baby's glad New York City plans to construct walls to protect against storm flooding. But if the water does get in, he has a plan!
Baby can relate to the protestors in Turkey. Like them, sometimes he doesn't know what it is he wants.
Michelle Bachmann says she won't run for Congress again. Baby guesses why, and what her next step might be. #MicheleBachmann #AlFranken
After @AmandaBynes Tweets to protest her arrest and accuse cops of molesting her, Baby worries he'll be famous one day.
Basketball star Kobe Bryant doesn't want "mommy" selling memorabilia, but maybe the young son of a Chelsea soccer player can, Baby says!
Two grandpa scientist guys win the #Nobel Prize for discoveries about quantum particles, which Baby says are a lot like big sister.
Baby wonders: If Mitt #Romney won the #debate over President #Obama, does that mean he gets to be president now?
Justin #Bieber pukes on stage and asks his fans if they still love him. Baby can relate.
Reports popstar Nicki #Minaj will be a judge on American #Idol make Baby wonder what else she could do.
After a trip to Jamaica, Snoop Dogg is changing his name to Snoop Lion. Baby wonders how Snoopy can be be a scary lion.
The movie "#Ted" about a cute teddy bear with Mark #Wahlberg is really popular, but Baby's confused about its "R" rating.
Justin #Bieber punches a photographer, and Baby wonders why girlfriend #Selena Gomez didn't help out.
Baby thinks it's very normal that Kim Kardashian is taking so many pictures of Kanye West, but maybe not that he might be her boyfriend.
Baby has Linsanity, too, and has an idea why the Knicks keep winning with Jeremy Lin playing for them.
Baby says Russia and China don't want to stop Syria from killing people because there's no crazy guy there like Qaddafi.
Baby Newz special report! All the people with funny names and costumes decide what's the best music in the whole world!
Mama Gaga (Baby's name for Madonna) gives a Super Bowl half-time show. Rapper M.I.A. gives the finger. Uh oh!
Baby says the SuperModel and scary singer guy were really happy and had lots of babies, but now they'll be happy apart.
Baby is happy Beyonce and Jay-Z had a baby, while wondering about the baby's last name.