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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.

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On this week’s show, we cast our minds back on the season just gone and dish out our very special Auchterarder Chippy end of season awards - probably the first and last time that Darvel will be compared to Borussia Dortmund. 

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On this week’s show, Saints treat Inverness like it’s Istanbul as they end the season in the same fashion they started it; the Spiders, the Citizens and the Rosey Posey all taste playoff delight; Rangers lift the Scottish Cup and there’s a full rotation of the managerial merry-go-round.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, there’s madness in the playoffs as Montrose and Forfar feel the sting of late disappointment; Bonnyrigg Rose take themselves to the edge of the SPFL, while Cowdenbeath face down the barrel of regular fixtures against a podcast and some colt teams; and Darvel seal a dramatic title triumph to leave their players feeling…excited. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 

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On this week’s show, the lower leagues come crashing to a halt and it’s not a happy ending for Yogi’s Pars; there are kit-based crimes in the Premiership, and pitch-based controversy in the Highland League; St Cuthbert Wanderers eye a place in the Lowland League, and we learn that the Auchterarder Chippy boys have a secret soft spot for the Rosey Posey – and a secret talent for poetry. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, Killie pies prove to be a league above Arbroath smokies as the Championship’s decision day breaks bunnet-clad hearts; Cove ease their way to the League One title despite the best efforts of battling Airdrieonians; League Two loses its final piece of jeopardy as Stenny falter; and it’s a tale of two playoffs in the pyramid, only one of which actually goes ahead. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, there’s another big plot twist in the Championship’s never-ending whodunnit; League One takes a giant leap towards conclusion but pulls out at the last minute; Stenny and City battle over League Two’s final remaining scraps; and Brechin City reflect on a satisfying Highland fling as the pyramid playoffs loom.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this weeks  show, John and Chris take the reins as there’s 7 teams vying for the top six; Partick Thistle are 'dugmeat' blasts McCall in their 1-0 Over The Doonhammers; Cove are high fliers in league one as Queen’s Park secure their playoff spot in dramatic fashion and Stranraer fire 5 past Albion as they take no prisoners in League 2 

All this and more on this weeks episode of the Auchterarder chippy. 
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On today’s show, it’s Kelty Hearts who are the name on everyone’s lips, while the Jags suffer a collapse so dramatic it is Oscarworthy - and deliver a real slap in the face to our John; Killie jut out in front after some predictable Lafferty goalscoring prowess, whilst Airdrie and Cove duke it out at the top of League One. Meanwhile, Queen’s Park deal a devastating blow to Ray McKinnon, but a huge boost to fans of early 2010s Bolton. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 

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Welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, a weekly blether about the lighter side of Scottish football. On this week’s show, Stranraer perform well for the second week in a row without Roddy’s commentary, It's goals galore in the Premeriship. whilst it is mud, mistakes and David Moyo in Maryhill as The Accies thrash The Jags, and Cove keep flying high in league one as Aidrie try to chase. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

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On today’s show, Thistle overcome a thorny opponent to remain in the title race, but their pie options have already been crowned champions; Stenny and City carry on their League Two rope-a-dope on a weekend of derbies; Ross County are surprisingly buoyant, while Cove Rangers overpower their neighbours in a north-east shootout. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, Falkirk achieve une grande victoire in Ligue Un, where red cards and goals dominate the agenda; Livi are on easy street in a dominant win at Dens, while Ross County swat aside Saint Johnstone in Dingwall; and, in League Two, three of Scotland’s most in-form teams take victories to keep the promotion race chugging along.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!
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On this week’s show, Stranraer grab a draw to back up the town’s two Olympic medals, while John gains a new doppelganger; there are touchline bans everywhere you look, some new and some comically old; Cowdenbeath continue their slow ascent from the ashes; and John invents a new word as Scottish football gets a wee bit “squirmish”. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

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On this week’s show, Kiltie (once of Killie) kills Kelty’s hopes of cup coronation; various managers are shown the door, which may or may not be behind a bookcase; and there’s a comforting familiarity to League One, where Queen’s Park draw and, you guessed it, Falkirk are fifth.   

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, League One is full of draws and League Two is full of eight limbed-molluscs and sundries; Rudden’s first goal leaves John feeling wistful, while Dougie Imrie’s Morton leave Caley Thistle feeling woeful. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, we celebrate the end of Falkirk’s reign of terror in League One, and play matchmaker between Ray McKinnon and his draw-hungry ex; there’s a Championship draw at Cappielow between Morton, Raith and Storm Malik; and in the Premiership Matthew Wright secures a dream debut goal - and is immediately banished from his home island.   

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, Scottish football mourns losing one of its own as Stranraer deliver a 3 point tribute; Scottish Cup weekend delivers its fair share of shocks, goals and kit-based talking points; Falkirk win to stay fifth, and it’s a case of From Russia with Liv as Davie Martindale welcomes a new signing from behind the Iron Curtain.   

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, there’s more Waka Waka than Tiki Taka as the boys assess goings on in Africa; Mo Ross has Cowdenbeath on the long road to safety in a draw heavy League Two; Airdrie and Cove carry on their unstoppable ascent in League One; and the Imrie revolution continues to gather pace in the Championship. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

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On this week’s show, Morton help us celebrate our 50th episode with an appropriate 5-0 win against an obliging Dunfermline, while Ayr and Killie also benefit from a new manager bounce; Falkirk finally find their groove in league One, while Kelty rediscover theirs in League Two; and there’s a familiar name at Easter Road, as Hibs carry on their policy of family-tree-based recruitment.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, the Lichties light the way on a misty day at the top of the Championship; the hardy souls of League Two show they’re not afraid of a little bit of fog, while the prima donnas of Methil and Cumbernauld seek shelter from the harr.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, Falkirk appoint a new gaffer who is unexpectedly French, while Queen’s Park break planning laws and Roddy’s heart with their snazzy new stadium plans; the Championship is its usual bipolar self, with Inverness proving that running water is not a prerequisite for goalscoring; John gets a taste of (very) minor celebrity, and the Chippy adds its considerable voice to the great debate over the naming of home leisurewear.   

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, John and Chris look back on league action whilst Roddy goes on holiday. Queen's Park school The Bairns, A draw isn't enough for Gus Macpherson to keep his job at Morton. Stranraer put 4 past Stenny,  the boys agree that Craig Gordon is like a fine wine. The Scotland International only gets better with age and The Ghirls secure their first piece of Silverware in over a decade. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, the Scottish Cup takes centre stage as the non-league teams trip over themselves to cause cup shocks; Nisbet perseveres against 10-man Saintees, while Dundee bust coupons at Dens Park; and on the international stage, Scotland refuse to let their Eastern European opponents Ukraine on their parade at Hampden and in the World Cup playoff draw. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, the verdict is in from League Two – title races are for losers; Mo Ross has been planting something on the Central Park stock car racing track but the outcome is another Cowden loss; the Pars continue their Yogi revival and Christian Ramirez gets a rude introduction to the painful realities of Scottish football. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, we celebrate Che’s revolutionary goalscoring and McGinn’s majestic derriere as Scotland march into the playoffs; Cove’s forward line are rewarded with their Sunday names after they down Peterhead; and Yogi’s Pars shake themselves from hibernation to maul Caley Thistle. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, the goalkeepers of Hearts and Dundee United concede 7 between them and still somehow get singled out for special praise; the Diamonds shine brightest in a League One weekend blighted by draws; and Mo Ross pitches up at Cowden with a promise to do things differently, but the outcome at Central Park feels very familiar.

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, Peter Grant gets recycled as binman Bobby Linn trashes the Pars; there are pie-based disappointments at Firhill as Zak Rudden’s age is called into serious question; Crisis club Falkirk drag themselves into a title race nobody wants to win; and hang on to the end if you’re a fan of Joe Biden-based puns. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, Falkirk stutter to a questionable draw in League One while Alloa record a statement win; Stranraer get pie’d as the Scottish Cup provides a perfect advert for the merits of the pyramid; and Livingston continue their god-like recent form as Odin smites the Staggies. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, John’s campaign against bobble hats and baldness continues apace; there are shocks all over the Premiership, and League One gives a 3 goals per game guarantee; while it’s judgment day at the bottom of League Two – and we’re not just referring to the donner kebab pies… 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, we try to climb down from cloud 9 long enough to discuss Scotland’s win against Israel which takes us one step closer to the World Cup; it’s a case of och aye McKay in the Challenge Cup as Billy bails out Caley Thistle; and we find out which club is the Lowland League’s answer to Fort William. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, there are surprises galore in the Championship as the top two stutter; Kelty Barjonas their way past Annan in League Two while the Binos refute all talk of a one-horse race; League One is tighter than a pair of Armand Oné’s shorts as Peterhead upset the form book; and Hearts carry on the Edinburgh intrigue in the top flight.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this weeks episode, it's goals galore in league 2 for The Binos, while Nathan Austin and Joe Cardle prove their worth for Kelty. In League 1, things get heated between Barry Ferguson and Alloa fans. In the championship, Chris does his best Clive Tyldesley impression in a weekend of 0-0s and Tony Watt is loving life at Fir Park in the Premiership. 

All this and more on this week's episode of The Auchterarder Chippy!
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Welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, a weekly blether about the lighter side of Scottish football. On this week’s show, the League One Attackers Assemble as we see some familiar names on the scoresheet; Dunfermline stop the rot and the Caley Thistle juggernaut all in one day; and in League Two Nathan Austin lets his football do the talking in the face of ignorance, while Stranraer show that penalties are a waste of time against Stenny. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, we learn that the Fish will score if you feed him – as long as it’s not Pizza Express; the Binos grab the bull by the forms to send themselves right into League Two title contention; and free flowing Arbroath keep pace with stingy plodders Killie and Caley Thistle.  

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, they think it’s Moldova as Dykes downs the Eastern Europeans, while the only thing longer than the queues outside Hampden are the odds on Scotland scoring a second goal; there’s Challenge cup action as the colts run out of ammo, while the cubs hang on in there; and a tie between Stranraer and Partick Thistle tests the very existence of the podcast. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
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On this week’s show, Caley Thistle stake their claim to being the most consistent team in Scotland, while Dunfermline fans are hoping Peter Grant’s consistency doesn’t stretch to a second successive relegation; in League 2, Handling deceives the keeper and then the dubious goals panel with an entertaining double, while Stranraer prove that player availability is overrated with a battling draw; there’s a goal that’s Messi-esque, and another that is just plain messy, and there are Zoological curiosities galore as Noah’s ark invades the beautiful game. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, we discuss Floodlightgate and Caley Thistle’s symmetrical record as the Championship offers some light entertainment; Airdrie get their season underway while Montrose are fairly motoring in League One; and League Two is an inconsistent mistress for the people of Dumfries and Galloway as Annan and Stranraer encounter contrasting fortunes. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, League One might as well rebrand as League Mone as Megginson, McAllister and Murray maul and maraud;  there’s a Stone Cold battle at the top of League Two as Austin dropkicks the Loons; and in the Premier Sports Cup the Dons get a Starks reminder of what a cup shock feels like as Zanatta totally schools them.

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, John does his best Cheshire Cat impression as Thistle continue to impress, while last season’s playoff teams are struggling to get their mojo back; there’s late drama in Montrose, and an even later goal in Forfar; and we celebrate a St Johnstone result in Europe that wouldn’t look out of place in a Football Manager career save 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

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On this week’s show, Raith think it’s all Rover but the Accies have other ideas; the Sons and Gable-Endies take an unassailable League One lead on matchday one; the linesman at Cliftonhill proves that he really is a homer; and we learn that John thinks aggravated assault is a yellow card offence. 

All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 

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On this week's show, there's more chat about Euros than at the average German government finance committee meeting. We talk squads, friendlies, prospects and rivals as the Tartan Army prepare to return to the big stage. It's time for Euro 2020, and who better to get you in the mood than your friends at The Auchterarder Chippy!

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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On this week's show, St Johnstone lift the cup to give themselves Eurovision, whilst its nils points for disappointing Hibs and Killie; the managerial merry go round gets supercharged as the season draws to a close, with some unexpected departures; and Kelty Hearts secure their place in the SPFL to leave the good citizens of Brechin searching for Wick on Google maps.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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On this week's show, Killie Pinnock their hopes on Mitch but it isn't quite enough as Ross make it County; Hamilton wave goodbye to the top flight with their usual youthful outlook; Bobby Zlamal emerges from cold storage to once again save a team with Saint in the name; and John comes a cropper in the pursuit of a topiary-based pun.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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On this week's show, it's playoffs galore: spectacles fly in Fife as the Pars get punted; Kelty's Galacticos are out of Brora's range as Austin cuts loose; there's handbags at dawn for Mrs Henderson and Mrs Dingwall as their sons duke it out for a place in League One;  and Montrose do their damnedest to make the Championship a 20% Angus-based league. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!
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On this week's show, Partick Thistle prove to be the most potent Jags since Astra-Zeneca as they smash the League One title; County and Accies put the heat on Killie at the bottom of the Prem; Morton have 0 shots on target in a match that brings shame to the name "winner-takes-all"; and Brora Rangers corner the Abu Dhabi market.    

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!
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On this week's show, we catch up with Edinburgh City's Conrad Balatoni, the best uncapped Hungarian defender in Scottish football; Partick Thistle continue their incredible late surge in League One; the Championship is underwhelming, well for Hearts at least, while League Two is cheeky as you like; and, in the Scottish Cup,  the Arabs roar to victory while Hibs squeak through.  

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, John loses his composure as the League One title race heats up, while Chris finally does his homework; it's a case of Glass half full for the goal-hungry Dons; Queen's Park all but seal the deal in League Two; and Edinburgh City's committee make their feelings known.  

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, there's high 5s at Hearts as the Jambos are crowned Champos; there's a big win for the wee Rovers as Brechin look blootered; Killie and County serve up goals aplenty, and there's a surprisingly tight title race in League One. Plus, four more grounds enter the fray in the search for Scotland's Coolest Stadium.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, it's all about the Scottish Cup: Caley Thistle take the Highland bragging rights as County mix up "friendly derby" with "friendly match"; Stranraer avoid becoming a scalp with a late show in Brora; there are scoops, loops and overhead kicks around the country, and a wee boy in a tree gets hit with a football.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, Brora brilliance in the Scottish Cup and the natives are getting restless at Tynecastle with their side struggling at the top of the league; Edinburgh City show that in the land of the draws, the team that wins is king; there's a quasi-overhead kick in Scotland's draw with Austria; and we launch our search for Scotland's coolest stadium. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, Leagues One and Two are back and straight into their old routine on a good week for the top teams; there's all manner of drama as both sets of Saints battle it out for a spot in the Premiership top 6; the Championship relegation race twists yet again; and we interview a celebrity St Johnstone fan whose acting career has involved more murder than the average Celtic defensive performance.   

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, we jump on the managerial merry-go-round as it pitches up at Pittodrie, Somerset and Cappielow; there's diving in Dingwall as the soaked Staggies succumb to the Speedos; there's an influx of Innes' at the Indodrill; and, in this week's feature, we cast our beady eyes over the outside Scotland squad contenders looking to seal an off-peak return on the Cathcart Circle service to the Euros.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, there's a new old name on the Premiership trophy as Terry Munro is thwarted; Arbroath find themselves smoked by the Queens, while a Caley Thistle defender draws comparisons with the Greatest of All Time; Keatings continues his Championship love affair while Wright continues his Killie nightmare; and we have an interview with breakdancing, moonwalking Stranraer forward Ruari Paton. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, we celebrate the Saints as Livi lose the League Cup final; Graham Alexander's players are brilliant while Tommy Wright's boys stop the rot; there's the usual 1-2 switcheroo in Fife, and the underdogs of Arbroath and Dumfries carry on their unstoppable rise; finally, we hear about a Scot Abroad who conquered Norway, Belgium and Australia, only to be downed by a slide tackle from one of our presenters.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, there's goals galore as Scotland net a decade and even Aberdeen manage to stain Killie's clean sheets; the Dee and Queen's serve up a belter at Dens, while Bobby Linn serves up efficient waste management at Gayfield; St Johnstone are rampant against listless Well; and in the Scots abroad we profile a man so ginger that it is a miracle he didn't contract chronic sunstroke the minute he boarded the plane to India.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, we crack out the good china for our first ever guest, as Stenny chief Jamie Swinney tells us about the ongoing mothballing of Leagues One and Two; the Championship serves up a thrilling weekend with as many 1-1 draws as there are games (hint: not many); there's a mauling in Motherwell as the Accies turn on the charm; and Lawrence Shankland finally makes his mark with a top-flight brace

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, we look back on a weekend where under pressure Dons gaffer McInnes saw his side cement their position as the fourth best team in the country, and the mile high Martindale bounce finally discovered gravity. There's an upset in Angus, a switcheroo in Fife, and another weekend in B&Q for Caley Thistle. And, in The Scots Abroad, we profile a man who only very loosely meets one of the two criteria for selection for the feature. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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Hello, and welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, the podcast which takes a sideways glance at the wonderful world of Scottish football.

On this week's show, we jump on to Scottish football's transfer merry-go-round and see who is holding Sam Cosgrove when the music stops; it's Stark's Park for screamers as Raith run riot against Cummings & Co; it's adios to Alex in Ayrshire after Killie collapse against Perth's entertainers; and in the Brussels Backstop we learn about some little known foreign leagues with more Scottish players than stadiums.  

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, the boys speculate on Craig Conway's age and Neil Doncaster's side hustle after a weekend of David vs slightly bigger David semi-final ties in the Betfred Cup. We marvel as unbeaten 'Well gaffer Graham Alexander becomes winless 'Well gaffer Graham Alexander; and we test the limits of just what genres of fish can be fried and served up with chips in the eateries of Portree and Port Erin.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's show, Ross prove themselves to be smarter than the average County, while the Dons leave Dingwall with a dose of despair; Hibs show their ambition in the transfer market, whilst Hearts show GMS where the lifejackets are kept. Beyond these shores, the boys cast their eyes on what Johnny Foreigner has been up to in our new feaure, the Brussels Backstop. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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The boys  back at a Scottish Cup weekend where the Roses showed their thorns before wilting in extra time; and the Blues found themselves between a Heart and a Heart place. There's a killer result for Kiltie and Killie, and a clutch of new keepers coming to the fore. And, in this week's January transfer window special feature, we hear about Scottish football's obsession with surnames, backstories and the mysterious Seedorf family tree.

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)
Elegy, Asher Fulero

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On this week's episode, the boys look back on a set of ne'erday derbies that ranged from the passionate to the plastic. It's a case of new year, new position for the goalkeepers of the top flight, who appear to have made a collective new year's resolution to turn themselves into holograms.  There's postponements, abandonments and a whole lot of Charlie Adam. And, in Auchinleck Who?, we profile a club which forms one half of the Antonine Wall derby. 
All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On today's show, John steps in for Roddy as a house move encourages a winter break for the host. 

Linlithgow Rose stun Breechin City in the Scottish Cup. Livingston make it 6 wins from 6 games as David Martindale is mistaken for Pep Guardiola in west Lothian. George Galloway takes a Tier 4 Trip to Palmerston. And finaly, this week on Auchinleck who? John takes a look at An East of Scotland League side who are named after an 121 gun three-decker ship of the Royal Navy, and spend over  £1800 a season on tea and coffee. 

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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In this week's episode, the boys look back on a League Two match day so good, that it almost cured John's hangover. As well as more proof that teams that end in 'ton' shouldn't bother with permanent managers. There's a rant against the ever present Atlantic League as The Old Firm once again consider jumping ship from the SPFL, just as it looks like getting an automatic Champions League place. In our feature, 'Auchinleck Who?' We profile a club who are rubbish at Latin, ropey at Scots and questionable at signing Andy Goram.

All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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In this week's episode, the boys look back on shared spoils in Fife and shared lifts to training in Paisley. The Well find that without Covid on their teamsheet the 3-0s don't look so great, and the Henderson Twins continue to light up League 2 (despite potentially being unrelated). And, in our new feature, Auchinleck Who?, we delve into the pyramid to profile the only football team in East Dumbartonshire to be named after a Perthshire curling club that went out of business in the 1800s. 
All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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On this week's episode, the boys talk Puskas, Maradona and Thomas Robert. There are goals galore in League 2, and shoogly pegs aplenty after a big weekend in the Betfred Cup. In the Scots Abroad, we look back on the career of a jetsetting Coatbridgian who nearly bankrupted a Danish football club, whilst simultaneously bankrolling the Danish nightclub industry. All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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Join Roddy, John and Chris as they check in on the Crawford revolution on the weekend the Pars beat the Tarts at East End Park. We hear about the return of fans to the Highlands, and the departure of home form from the erstwhile fortress Tony Mac. There's a teaser from John, and in the Scots Abroad we look at a prolific frontman who point blank refuses to score goals anywhere south of Thurso. All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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Join the boys for a look back on a historic night for the Scotland national team, as they became the first international side to have their greatest achievement in over 20 years soundtracked by a squad player's stag do forfeit. We'll also review the Nations League defeat to Slovakia in the hangover derby, and look forward to the upcoming match against Israel. There's penalty drama in the Betfred, and we kick off our Scots Abroad feature with a look at the career of the 18th most marketable asset in the MLS. All this and more in this week's edition of The Auchterarder Chippy!

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Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

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An Outtake from recording our pilot episode