Queens of Reality TV: Recent Episodes
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Queens of Reality TV Crude, lewd, and with even more attitude, the Queens of NC-17 are now also your Queens of Reality TV! Join us as we walk you through the most hilarious and unforgettable moments of the trashiest 2000’s reality TV shows! Oh yeah, it’s happening! Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Daisy of Love, and all the others you’ve tried so desperately to forget. We’ll be with you for all of the spit, accidental poops, drunk make-out sessions, and heart breaking eliminations. So stay tuned and stay nasty.
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ITS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, YALL! The girls are tricked into thinking they're going to be meeting one of Ray J's famous friends when in reality they're just being taken to a boxing ring to fight. Omg reality tv was frickin bonkers, y'all.
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The girls get their Motown on in an attempt to not only win over Ray J, but his dad too!? Also things get even weirder with Lil Hood... buckle up.
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Ok, so no one threatens to beat someone's a** so bad they'll need a colostomy bag, but this episode is still full of really weird and unexpected drama. FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J, let's frickin go, y'all!
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True to Ray J's signature style, his request of his 12 girls this week is to show hole on video. JK, he doesn't explicitly ask for hole but we all know it's implied, because it's sO loNeLy oN tHe rOaD or whatever. But Ray J might've gotten more than he bargained for with these video chats. TUNE IN to hear about episode 2 y'all! Do you have love for Ray J? Let's go.
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WOW! We feel like we're back at home. Returning to the familiar dating by elimination style reality show, we're introduced to an all new cast of 14 beautiful women fighting for the heart of 1 Ray J / Tae J. There's magic tricks, tears, face tattoos, and cracks in the earth. Come along this journey with us, y'all! There are 14 girls walking in the door tonight, but only 12 get to stay. Who will be the first 2 losers?
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Wow, guys! This week we part ways with the Jersey Shore, as we discuss the Miami season finale, where there's an absurd amount of drama for no reason at all. But we didn't think our familia would go quietly, now, did we?
And TUNE IN because we drop what we'll be doing next... And we think you will approve.
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This week, there's a situation with The Situation. Tensions build as Mike is turned down again and again by girls that Pauly brings home from the club, and we have FEELINGS ABOUT IT!
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WHEEEELP, with Angelina gone the familia is feeling good and everyone's getting along. SIKE! You know it's only a matter of time before someone else acts stupid, right? Who do you think it on the outs this week? Come chill with us to find out!
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YALL. The tensions in the house continue to escalate and people keep making REALLY stupid choices, until there's a fist fight and someone leaves for GOOD! What?! Come on, let's talk about it!
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Good lord, it's a dirty pad y'all. The Sanitation takes things a little too far when... well... sanitizing, and sends Angelina into a violent rage. And all this for a bathroom model!? TUNE IN THIS WEEK! You don't wanna miss it!
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This week the tables turn when the guys get butt hurt that Angelina's dating behind Jose's back, Vinny's family comes to town, and SOMEONE gets stood up on a date... TUNE IN to hear how it all goes down!
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THE LETTER IS READ. HANDS HAVE BEEN THROWN. A FRIENDSHIP HAS DIED. Y'all don't want to miss this legendary smackdown between Sammy and Jwow, as well as Vinny and Lina. Followed by an extremely unexpected reconciliation...
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OH MY GOD, what is HAPPENING in this house!? Last week Sammie said it was OVER with Ron, but out of absolutely nowhere, Sammie and Ron are making out and Sam has her sights set on Jwow as the bad guy!? WHAT?! Y'all don't wanna miss this episode, it literally ends with a BANG.
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It's the moment you've all been waiting for. SAM. FINDS. THE LETTER!!!!!!!!!! Shit's going DOWN this week, y'all! Come relive this legendary moment with ya girls!
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IT IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... The moment we all witness the drafting of the most important and iconic document in the history of the United States of America. Let's fucking GO.
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THE PARTY'S HEERRRE! And by the party, we mean 3 SMACKS TO THE FACE by Angelina! (Girl, how dare you.) Come on this ride with us while shit gets absolutely crazy in the Miami Jersey Shore house where it seems like nearly everybody is acting a fool.
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The plot thickens as Ronnie wakes up from Grenade City last night and realizes he wants to try to make things work with Sam, and Angelina confesses her love for PAULY? Tune in, ya don't wanna miss this episode. CAPISCE?
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Hi guys! We hate to do this to you so soon after our winter break, but we'll BRB!
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OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK AGAIN! And we promised to never do another season of Jersey Shore, but HERE WE ARE because we LOVE YOU GUYS! The girls are getting into day 1 in Miami, which insanely enough sets the tone for the entire season and is an absolute MESS! Let's go, y'all!
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WE HAVE FINALLY MADE IT! Come hang out with us as we crown the loser who "won" Bret Mike's heart, and finally say good riddance to the can of all tunas. THIS IS THE FINALE OF ROLB!
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We are down to the FINAL 3 girls. I can hardly believe that we're nearing the end. And how will Bret Mike be able to make the decision between an (alleged) groupie, a girl with a business plan, and a funky grumpy who hates the color peach? TUNE IN to find out!
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We're finally down to the final four, and you know this week's episode is going to be a little bit boring because all the blondes are gone. However, the Queens end up with a shocking twist of heart after the girls get a little catty this episode in the most unexpected ways! TUNE IN!
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ITS THE EX EPISODE!!!! Need we say more?!?!?!?! THE DRAMA THIS WEEK IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!
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Wow, guys... In this episode, the drinks are chugging, the tempers are flaring, and there's BABYSITTING? Good lord.
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We have the first (and last) annual truckstop games this week where it gets super weird, Bret continues to send mixed messages to the girls about what he expects in a partner, some SECTUAL shit happens on the back of the bus, and... a speed bump gets a credit as a main character this week? WHOA. You don't want to miss this one!
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Oh good lord, it's the MUDBOWL. Tune in as the Queens try to talk sports. We also have a small discovery regarding Bret's can.
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Hold onto your BUTTS! Bret brings the girls to a strip club again, but this time there's a BIG TWIST! And just a warning, this week brings the laughs as always, but... There are some more serious feelings ya girls have about the way Natasha is treated this episode. <!--3
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This week is CHAOS! One drops out due to an illness (or was it Bret ick?), another pukes (maybe poops, too), and someone else CHEATS! You gotta tune in because we're covering all the parts that matter most with the best cast to ever grace reality tv. Rock of Love BUS!
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Nothing but chaos this week. We've got boobs popping, gossip dropping, and STOLEN USED SOCKS? These girls never fail to bring the heat, and we're here to walk through it all with you, so let's! fuckin! GO! ROCK OF LOVE BUS!
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BEEP BEEP! The BUS is back, and the girls are heading straight to a church to declare their love for Bret in the SECOND episode! Drama is heavy this week as B Star continues to piss everyone off, and takes it a step too far. Tune in to join us on the ride!
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OH MY GOD, WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Rock of Love Bus is the pinnacle of reality shows, and we wanted to put it off for as long as possible since we are certain this is where our podcast will peak, but daaaaamn it feels good to be home.
We're talking about the iconic first episode of the Rock of Love Bus season, which is going to be the wildest ride you've ever been on. So buckle in, get your shots ready, and LETS! FUCKING! GO!
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Wow, can you believe it's already the last episode of Jury Duty!? We're sad to see it go. But this episode we're going to dive into the ins and outs of how the show was made, and Ronald's reaction to discovering the truth.
Make sure you stay tuned to hear what we're doing next because it's something you've all been waiting for!
Also... A random bonus review of the new 28 Years Later for those horror dudes tuning in. <3
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WOW, deliberations are starting and the fate of the case will be decided. Also, James will have trouble not being involved in the voting process and will find a way to make it all about him. ONE more episode left, and soon enough, all will be revealed!
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Last week's episode was insane, and can you believe that in this episode we're already at CLOSING ARGUMENTS? Only 2 episodes left, y'all!
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The shit hits the fan this week!!!! Not necessarily in court, but in the jury duty's personal lives there' a bit of a... climax.
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This week the gang goes on a FIELD TRIPPPP! It's warehouse time! One thing leads to another and nothing but hilarity and trouble ensue... And we're joined by a "new character"... Can you guess who it is?
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What do you know about wearing a pair of chants and a girl named Cody? This episode is absolutely insane, and we finally get to hear a little but about the court case this episode... And not all is what it seemed.
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This week, the man who caused the sequestering gets creative to escape the fate, someone jerks off and gets hurt, and the entire team is battling to become "foreperson" for the jury! TUNE IN for the hilarity and follow along by watching with us on Amazon Prime!
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We're starting the series on Amazon Prime called JURY DUTY, which is about a man named Ronald who is unknowingly part of a reality tv experiment while under the impression that he is serving on a real jury duty... GENIUS. Let's go!
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This is it, everyone! The moment we've all been waiting for! THE FINALE! Real and Chance each have 2 girls to choose from... Who will make it out with the title of "girlfriend"? And will she remind Real and Chance of their mother? Only one way to find out... Let's go!
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We're picking up RIGHT where we left off, with Risky BUSSING into Real and Chance's suite yelling "A d*ck hath never touched my lip!" or something to that effect. The girls are going NUTS at the start of this episode, and Chance & Real's mom doesn't really help with her antics either... Tune in because next week's the finale!
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This is the first episode in a 2-part episode, because CRAP GOES DOWN WITH THE REAL GIRLS this week y'all! The Bae Bae Bae & Milf beef is about to come to a head! Hold onto your butts because I think there's about to be a FIGHT!
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THIS EPISODE IS HYYYYPE YALL! The guys get into a fricking bar fight and the girls are interviewed by the POLICE!!! What's going to happen, you guys?! Tune in to find out, duh!!! <3
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This week the girls are doing a really gross weird MOMMY CHALLENGE to prove to the boys that they're fertile or something? Idk. And one of the girls makes a surprising confession that may send her packing!!!
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This week MILF's cracks start to show... Or do they? Left with more questions than answers, the drama slaps this episode. Who will be eliminated in the quest to find love with the Stallionaires? Tune in to find out!
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The girls are taking it to the dance floor in the challenge this week, and the boys are swapping the ladies to "get to know them better" AKA STIR SOME SHIT UP BECAUSE THEY'RE HOT AND BORED. Come with us on this Real Chance of Love journey y'all! And watch along with us on Tubi!
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This week is the LUSTY and KIKI showdown, you didn't think that actually came to a conclusion last week, did you!? Only 1 will survive... Tune in to find out how this sh*t goes down!
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WE HAVE THE STALLIONAIRE SLAM ASSOCIATION HEAVYWEIGHT COMPETITION THIS WEEK! This episode is soooo much fun you guys! Who will be eliminated this week and for why!? Tune in to find out!
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Yooooo this week is CRAZY. There's a fair in the back yard, Chance is extra mean, there are some mental games with 2 of the girls, Chance is green screened into a recording studio wearing a wig, and someone goes home over a LIE!!!! Don't miss this episode y'all!
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The Queens are taking it back to where it all began—VH1's iconic dating reality shows! This week, we're diving into the drama, laughs, and unforgettable moments of Real Chance of Love Season 1. Get ready for a nostalgic ride with your favorite duo!
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This week were rolling episode 11 and 12 together to present you with the FINALE of Are You the One Season 8!!!!
Stay tuned for the end where we also announce what's up next!
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This will be our last episode of 2024, and we hate to do this to you but this episode TOTALLY leaves off on a huge cliffhanger! Join us as we discuss the draaamaaa!
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We're coming in hot this week, starting the episode off 1/2 way through a nasty fight between Nour and Jasmine. Buckle up, because the fighting doesn't end there. It seems like the Kai Spell has finally broken in this house and everybody's over his fck boy sht. LET'S GO!
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FINALLY!... Shit hits the fan this week! There's a BIG FIGHT because of Kai, of course, so make sure you tune in for this extremely climactic episode!!!
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After the first blackout of the season, THIS WEEK WE GET 2 MATCHES CONFIRMED YALL!!! Can you believe it?! It only took 7 fugging episodes!!! Tune in to discover who's meant to be!
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WHOA, you guys! This episode we find out A LOT about who's matched and who's not... Also, we get a semi-break from the Jenna and Kai drama (thank GOD) and focus our attention onto some other, perhaps less dramatic, couples... Are you ready for this heat?!
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A FIVE-SOME? We're breaking reality tv history here, folks. There's more drama in the house this week because some people haven't been very honest with their partners! Tune in to hear all about it!
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Wow you guys, the sh*t is hitting the fan every direction this week as some relationships blossom and others break down! Not to mention there are some extreme personality shifts in the house and some REALLY UNCOOL behavior from one of our contestants. Tune in to ride this rollercoaster with us!
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Get ready for a thrilling change of pace! In this episode, we step away from the Nour and Kai sagas to dive into a fresh love triangle (sort of) featuring Basit, Jonathan, Justin, and Max. Things are heating up, and the drama is thicker than ever. Don’t miss out on the juicy details—tune in for all the deets!
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Wow, things are getting intense! Several couples go from seemingly happily married to completely divorced, and the drama is off the charts. And guess what? We're still only halfway through the very first episode! Buckle up, because this ride is about to get wild.
Join us on Hulu and stay tuned for more jaw-dropping moments.
We hope you are staying tuned and keeping it real, y'all!
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We know everyone was ready for Milf Manor to end, so we're starting a new series with some STRUCTURE. Are You the One? season 8! Where ANYBODY is game, since the contestants are bisexual, making the competition even harder! Will the cast be able to win 1 million dollars? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
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WOW THE TIME HAS COME. Eanna couldn't be more happy to say goodbye to this horrific television show! Please come along with us while we discuss the final moments of the worst reality show of all time. (Don't worry, we are 100% doing season 2 in the future.)
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It's the finale EVE of Milf Manor season 1, and the sons and moms (ewww) have to make their final couplings and matches to stay in the house! Also, it's a blast from the past in this episode and some new friends, family, and EX's join the show and one of our baby boys gets fucking PLAYED.
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SHIT IS CRAZY AT THE MANOR. Jose and Dino-Kells have vanished for a sexual romp, and the ladies at home are scared and/or heartbroken. But don't worry, the producers plan a nice game of "pick out ur mom's dirty panties" to lighten the mood.
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WOW you guys the predatory behavior is strong in this episode! But, there's also some super fun moments with dinosaur Kelly and Jose- you do NOT want to miss this!!
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THE LOVE TRIANGLE IS EXPLODING THIS WEEK YOU GUYS! And maybe being around CHILDREN for the last few weeks has rubbed off on Stefani because she does NOT handle it too well!!! Oh- also a new mother/son duo is here and the New Ryan shows all the women what a REAL MAN IS.
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THIS WEEK IS SO FUNNY YOU GUYS. The tension heats up in the love triangle that is Stefani, Gabriel, and Ryan- but we also have a DINOSAUR DOWN! Someone takes a tumble and it's iconic.
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IT'S DATE TIME! And there's nothing more romantic than sharing your date with your 60 year old mom and her 20 year old partner. (BARF.) Oh wait, there is something more romantic than that... Kissing with a mouth full of chewed up carrots. THIS EPISODE IS SO STUPID.
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Wow... this episode the moms and sons get WAY TOO HONEST playing a game involving their deepest darkest secrets... and as you can imagine, it doesn't go very well. BUT WE'RE HERE FOR IT! LOL
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Are you guys ready for the extreme juxtaposition that is Ande's extreme excitement to discuss Milf Manor and Eanna crawling inside her skin and wanting to talk about LITERALLY anything else!? Let's go on this journey together, shall we?
EPISODE 1 OF MILF MANOR, YALL! LET'S GOOOO!
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WOW! We're at the end of the road with the Charm School Rock of Love girls, and although there are 3 left- only ONE can take the crown! Who will it be- Lacey (LOL), Brandi M, or Destiney? Tune in to find out!
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BATTLE OF THE BRANDS! We're at the final 4, and although you might think the drama would be less because there are only 4 girls standing, that couldn't be further from the truth. And this one seems to come out of left field!? WHO's going to self sabotage?! Stay tuned to find out!
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OH GOD THE GIRLS ARE WRITING POETRY! No one is safe this episode, where the girls have to SLAM poetry each other in front of a live audience to "work their emotions" out or whatever. Trust me, y'all don't wanna miss this one.
The girls get a lesson in relationships and a GLOW DOWN for a set of hot dates. Someone is diddled in the back of a bar, someone is majorly spit on, and someone else almost dies by plate throwing... Are y'all ready for this mess cause I don't think you are!!!
This week Sharon gifts the CS girls with a taste of the finer things, like mixing liquors and a real cop instead of a stripper. Good job Sharon! It's the perfect mix to make the girls fight and another one bites the dust!
This week we have a visit from the ROYAL FAMILY?! Who has nothing better to do than visit CHARM SCHOOL? Her Royal Highness, The Duchess of Birmingshire, Paige Irvingcrow Harringon is here this week and she's not taking ANY shit, misses! Will the girls be able to take the heat? Tune in to find out!
IT'S BAND PRACTICE TIME YALL! Thou Shall Taketh Careth of Business or whatever this week, and the girls are a frickin mess per usual. BUT! Someone snaps and gets sent home for violence, which is not tolerated by Ms. Sharon!!
This week the girls have to do a FASHION SHOW, which is extra hilarious because the fashion was generally sh*t in the 2000's but especially questionable coming from the Rock of Love girls. Another one is going to bite the dust this week, but who will it be!? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
THE IMPRESSIONS ARE ON FIRE THIS EPISODE. The Rock of Love girls are berated on a beach for being "fat" by a man with like, 3 teeth, and then we find out what Ozzy Osbourne's genitals probably look like based on Sharon's observation of a desecrated photo of Brandi C. Holy cow.
HERE WE GO! The ladies of Rock of Love seasons 1 and 2 are BACK and as volatile as EVER! Tune in to see how much damage is done in a minimal 60 minute time period, y'all, cause it must've set some records.
Wow, we have the final 3 contestants competing for $10,000- I mean, $100,000 dollars! Pepper, LC, and Logan- Who's going to take it all, and what will they have to do to win!?
We're about to go from 4 to 3, and next episode is the finale! WOW who do you think is going?! Tune in to find out.
FINAL 5! Who will go home this week, y'all!? One step closer to finding out who the celeb relatives are, and we only have 2 episodes left!
Not much happens this episode, so we do bullsh*t a lot... sorry... not really. BUT! There is some weird beef in the house and someone has a suuuuper uncomfortable exit. Tune in to find out what went down!
This fricken cast... The drama in the house continues as the remaining 7 contestants continue to make stupid decisions. We're here for it though. LOL
Brittany is gone, the house is tense, Ande's crush on Logan is completely diminished, and the team has to memorize LIMERICKS? What?!
X is GONE and there's a beautiful hole in our hearts... But don't worry, this episode brings the heat and fire, and a FASHION SHOW! Who will be the next to be exposed?! Tune in to find out, and watch along with us on Hulu!
This episode brings some DRAMA! SHE'S SPICY, y'all! And we get the feeling that the bullshit is only beginning. Who's celebrity family member will be revealed this week?! Tune in to find out, and watch along with us! (Currently on Hulu!)
This week we get a little closer to figuring out who's whose relatives, and someone ACTUALLY gets eliminated! (Not dickqualified.) Who do you think it's going to be?! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
We're starting a new show, called Claim to Fame! Please watch along with us on HULU! We're also doing some little ice breakers at the beginning of the episodes this season so we hope you enjoy. <3
Omg. The weirdest and most absurd finale, who will take the $250K? Real, The WB, Megan, or Hoopz? Stay tuned to find out!
Wow you guys, what are we going to do without the Blondterage!? Don't worry, a completely unexpected bomb is dropped this week that gives us ALL THE DRAMA! This is the semi finale, so stay tuned and keep it real!!
WOW THIS WEEK IS EXPLOSIVE! 2+ people are going home and the Blonterage is BROKEN UP and FIGHTING! Literally!
There's SPIT, there's MASSAGES, and there's BETRAYAL!!!!! The group is dwindling down and somehow the Stallionaires are back in control!?.... Somehow!?... UGH. Who will go this week?! Who's gonna get BOUNCED? Tune in to find out!
THE TEAMS ARE DISMANTLED AND SH*T IS GOING CRAZY! The group is forced to show their true colors in the challenge this week, and as always- we have some dumb decisions being made. STAY TUNED!
We're coming off of the last elimination when Pumpkin flipped the entire competition its head when she eliminated Chance! Shit is crazy this week while the Stallionaires try to salvage what's left of their sexually pathetic alliance.
WOW, this episode is a RIDE. The most unsuspecting girls start their own alliance and ITS GONNA HIT THE FAN, YALL! This elimination just completely turned the tables! AHH!
LIFE ISN'T AS FUN WITHOUT BOOGER HANDS BOSTON, but we'll make do. This week, hot after the betrayal of Brandi C and Megan, the entire cast is after... Destiny? Because that makes sense. Stay tuned to find out how it all goes down!
This week is pure CHAOS you guys!!!!! Alliances are formed, challenges are being thrown, and the SNAKES are revealing themselves! We are liviinnnggg for this drama!!! Tune in to hear how it all goes down!
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JESSSUS the drama really picks up this week when we have another bunk a** challenge, and the green team conspires against itself to break up the Stallionaires! WHAT! Stay tuned and creep it real y'all!
Your favorites are back for their first real battle for $250K! Who will be the second to be eliminated!? Stay tuned to find out!
WELOME BACK ALL THE BEST CONTESTANTS FROM I LOVE NEW YORK, ROCK OF LOVE 1 & 2, AND FLAVOR OF LOVE! Wow y'all, this is a hell of a cast and a wild first episode! We hope you watch along with us!
WOW the moment we've all been waiting for is finally here! How will Matt respond to being told EVERYTHING WAS FAKE?! Tune in to find out!
IT'S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION THIS WEEK! And Matt shocks US ALL!!! Tune into find out what's happening on this incredible episode!
WOW there's a huge explosion this week when MOLLY'S HORRIBLE SISTER WIFE BOYFRIEND COMES TO SEE HER!!!! How do you think Matt's going to handle it? Stay tuned to find out!
There's some one night stands, sumo wrestling, and head injuries all in one episode! Hooray! We hope you enjoy the discussion about Episode 4 of this incredible reality show!
This week we have some more oopsies in actor story lines, horrible behavior from Hutch, an intense talent show, and some serious questioning of morals... Are you guys frickin ready for this madness? Also- HAVE WE MENTIONED HOW MUCH WE LOVE THIS SHOW?
WOWWWWW this fcking show is bat sht crazy, you guys! I don't know what we were expecting, but this has officially blown our minds!
"This series takes aim at the silliness of reality TV by having a group of improv actors play reality-show stereotypes and throwing some unsuspecting person into the mix who doesn't know the setup."
IT'S INSANE! Are you ready to come on this journey with us!?
WOW IT'S FINALLY F*CKING OVER!!!! We've put up with some serious bullshit to get here, but the time has finally come... to choose between Bobby, and the majorly and more obviously superior Dani. What do you think happens? Stay tuned to find out!!!
WOW, we're actually leaving the house this week and going to Cancun, which is FULL of things Bobby's never seen before! Like windows, and kitchens, and bath robes! Hold onto your butts cause we're down to 3 people, and one has got to go!
ITS TIME TO MEET THE FAMILIES! How do you think it's going to go!? Let's give you a hint... Tila's big ass head literally cannot behave herself!!! Let's go through this episode together, y'all!
We're coming right back hot off the CAT FIGHT between Vanessa and Brandi... What's going to happen!? You'll have to stay tuned to find out!!!
CAT FIGHT MOTHER CLUCKERS!!! Another episode that end with a BANG and we're here to talk you through it, lets go!!!
JESUS LORT! The chaos of this show is something to behold! Let us walk you through episode 5, which has ball waxing, front sponges, and a ton of drunk arguments. Let's do it!
WOWOWOW This one has a FIST FIGHT and LOTS OF NAME CALLING. Are you ready for this level of stupidity because we are here for it!!!
WHOA! We're trimming the fat on the 38/32 contestants and the group MOVES IN to the weirdest mansion you've ever seen. This episode has sex, bicycles, a "carnival" that's not fooling anyone, and a ton of fingering. LET'S GO!
WOW- This show is just chaos. The girls and guys are mingling for the first time, and as usual, Tila is acting fucking stupid. Come join us as we discuss.
OH GODDDD! Buckle up, cause we're about to take a wild ass ride into the world of A Shot at Love!
OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S FINALLY OVER?! GOD... The world's longest summer! We wind down and say goodbye to the Italians we've grown to know and love. And we announce what we're doing next!
Can't these people just keep their hands to themselves?! FRIG NO. This week the episode is called "One Shot," and that's because Ronnie is a stout beast with weapons as arms and guess what y'all, this one doesn't end well!
What happens in Atlantic City certainly doesn't stay in Atlantic City, y'all! Cause these dumbos have a CAMERA CREW! So we're here to talk about the rolled ankles, the barf, and insults, and bullshit of Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 7!
WOW this show went from being so boring to exploding in 1 episode! The infamous Flintstone Toe argument PLUS the board walk fight! We're bringing it all to you right here on Queens of Reality TV y'all! <3
WOW the douchebaggery is BIG TIME in this episode! Get ready for a lot of trash talk because JESUS LORT some of the things these men say this episode!!!!!!! UGH! Hold on for a wild ride, y'all!
WOWOWOWOW! Life at the Jersey Shore is hard when you can't get laid, no girls wanna eat the food you cook, and there's douchebags that punch girls in the face! (Most of that was sarcastic, but the last bit is TRUE.) Hang out with us while we talk about Jersey Shore episode 4!
Stay tuned and CREEP IT REAL.
We have a breakup, another breakup, Mike's still house mother, they almost catch the entire shore on fire, and we end with a BIG FIGHT!
Wowwwwwwaaahhh! Stay TUNED!
omggggg! This week we have cheating, pink eye, a punch to the face, and a love triangle! WOW! And it's only episode 2!?
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It's time to talk about MTV's Jersey Shore. Hold onto your assholes cause this is gonna be a bumpy ride!
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IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD, FOLKS! We're finally talking about the season finale of I Love New York Season mother fuggin 2! Who will win New York's heart? Is it Buddha? Tailor Made? Or maybe New York just leaves with Sister Patterson? Stay tuned to find out!
And we drop a huge f*cking announcement at the end of the episode about what we're doing next... and we have a feeling you'll be happy.
WELCOME TO MIAMI. 3 men left, what do you think will happen this episode?
Don't worry, New York has a tendency to do exactly the opposite of what you'd want or expect so we're in for a wild ride this week as usual!
It's mother flubbing parents day at the New York of Love house... ARE YOU SCARED? CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE!!! Shit is about to go down as frick cause Sister Patterson's just looking to start fights with eveeerrryyybody.
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OOOOOH how the tables are turned this week! People we loved become people we can't stand, and NY is doing her best to get into these guy's heads... But is she actually making the right decisions? LOL. Not a fucking chance!
OH IT'S THE EX'S EPISODE! So you know there's going to be draaammmaaa. But not only are the boy's ex's here... New York's are too! gasp!
NIP SUCKED, YALL! That's the name of this episode... Which is really weird. Anyway, Buddha is back and good lort almighty are we excited for that tall drink of a man to be gracing our screens once again. But guess who's not happy?... TAILOR MADE! HAA!
ITS A SPOOKY EPISODE JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! The haus gets haunted as shit this week because of course TAILOR MADE fucks everything up once again!!!
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR SOME SERIOUS TAILOR MADE BULLSHIT THIS WEEK? Cause you know he's bringing all the turds all the time. UGH! You don't wanna miss this chaos!
ITS PRANK-O-CLOCK over at the New York house and we LOVE IT! And don't forget all the shit starting, backstabbing, and high fives to the wall sconces that also happen this episode. Tune in to hear us talk about this iconic season!
OH GOD... There's a lake, a popped floaty, roses AND A LEMON. This episode is pure gold through and through, and we're here to talk about every second of it!
XOXO!
OH SHIT! NEW YORK is BACK! And with her she is bringing 20 new men to rip to shreds in her quest to find "love." Are you ready for these introductions!? Let's GO!
OH SHIT! NEW YORK is BACK! And with her she is bringing 20 new men to rip to shreds in her quest to find "love." Are you ready for these introductions!? Let's GO!
OMG THE TIME HAS COME! 3 BOYS... 1 DAISY. Who's it going to be!? And make sure you stick around until the end when we announce what we're digging our claws into next! xoxo!
Psychics, ex girlfriends, and face-plants! OH MY! Only 4 guys left, and Daisy said only 2 will make it to the finale! WHO'S IT GONNA BE? Stay tuned to find out!
AHHHHH!!! There is about to be a HUGE SURPRISE THIS EPISODE, OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY! Are you ready to feel emotional!?
In this episode, Chichi gets a lot more baby music for being sensitive, 12 Pack/Dave gets favoritism, and Sinister runs super fucking weird!!! It's not a super eventful episode, but we have fun talking about it, of course! xoxo!
IF YOU THOUGHT THIS SHIT COULDN'T GET CRAZIER, YOU WERE DEAD WRONG! This week the boys concoct a plan to expose Fox... and it pans out better than any of us could've imagined! EEP!
These... fucking... BOYS! The drama is real this episode! We have knockouts, best friends turned into enemies, and secret girlfriends named Wolverina. This episode really has it all! Are you ready!?
IT'S GUYS GONE WILD THIS WEEK! Literally! These guys are fricken insane, and there's even wild animals this week! I know we're coming off of London leaving, and all of our hearts are shattered... but we're going to have fun this week, okay!?