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This is a very special 100th edition of the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 3rd May 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Former two time VFL premiership player, one time AFL premiership player and two time AFL premiership coach Mark “Bomber” Thompson is in a massive deep pile of hot, steamy, stinky, sloppy poo this week after appearing in court Tuesday, faced with seven charges. Charges include trafficking ice and ecstasy and possession of LSD and ecstasy, following police raids on his Port Melbourne home in January. It should come as no surprise to fans though as Thompson did appear on Fox Footy back in 2009 stating “I might retire, and go and do something else like, sell frozen water or something”. Well played Mark you cagey old bugger. You even told us in 2009 you intended on selling ice.
Waratahs club captain Nick Phipps (that’s rugby union for the uninitiated), is also in a touch of strife this week after his bucks night last weekend got a touch out of hand. Phipps has been given a slap on the wrists and a $4000 fine, but will be allowed to play this weekend following the incident, so it probably couldn’t have been that bad, right? Well, let Todd Carney be the judge folks as young Toddy was caught on a mobile phone in the privacy of the mens toilet simply trying to hydrate and he was basically banished from the country and his entire career went down the tubes. Meanwhile Phippsy was told he was simply a “naughty boy” after urinating on a bar in front of the general public at the Woollahra Hotel whilst dressed as a cow following a day of golf, boat cruises and heavy drinking. You tell me boys, does the punishment fit the crime? At least the incident has answered one question though and we wish Phipps all the best in his continued roll as the Channel 7 cash cow.
And in a move more confusing than the first time I saw porn, the state of origin between New South Wales and Queensland will now be sponsored by Victoria Bitter with games in the coming years to be played in South Australia and Western Australia. Understandably, Queensland fans are fuming over the state dropping long time sponsors XXXX, as they now struggle with trying to have to spell Victoria Bitter rather than XXXX on promotional material.
PLUS, on this weeks' show, we've got:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NBA Futures Golden State Warriors to win the NBA title $1.90
Bartz A-League GF Jets to win @ $2.40 & Jets 2-0 @ $13
Mills Racing futures Redzel to win Doomben 10,000 @ $2.20
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 26th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
In the NRL and games have been marred in recent weeks with a string of controversial decisions from the bunker in video reviews, with real head scratchers coming in the Melbourne Storm victory over the Brisbane Broncos and the Dragons ANZAC day win over the Sydney Roosters. Referees boss Bernard Sutton has laughed off suggestions that Nene Macdonald simply dropped the ball whilst attempting to score a try to in effect shut down the Dragons win against the Roosters. He’s suggested the bunker was simply following a sponsors directive from KFC and wanted to deliver a Zinger of their own for the fans. He further added on the Slater dropped ball drop kick try decision, that everyone wants to see Brisbane get beaten, so wondered what all the fuss was about though conceded that smoking marijuana to help relax video referees was probably a bad idea and that it may be reviewed in the coming weeks.
The Jamaican netball team has been shocked following New Zealand’s netball governing body decision not to let them take home a trophy they won in a pre commonwealth games tournament. When asked about the matter, NZ netball operations manager Kate Agnew suggested the Taini Jamison Trophy was a perpetual onshore trophy and had never been won previously by a visiting team. Given New Zealand always whinges about punching above their weight at international sport with a country of 4.5 million, the Jamaicans have suggested they keep the trophy, as their cabinets are already choc full anyway with a variety of gold and silverware and after all, they have 60% of the population of NZ so what would they know.
Back to the NRL and Manly are in all sorts of hot steamy turds after a lackluster start to the season and now revelations that six players have been fined for breaking curfew at a strip club following the sides round five clash with the Titans in Gladstone. You know the side is in trouble when protocol suggests they should stand down the players, though discover they’ve just receive fines instead, aren’t named to the public and are allowed to take the field this weekend. Coach Trent Barrett has suggested it was all just a misunderstanding though as he said that watching Manly was like watching a show with a pack of dildos running around, whilst the players thought he said they should run around to go and watch a dildo show. Given the players were forced to endure a strip club in Gladstone already as punishment, Barrett said fines of $1500 which matched the costs of lap dances at the club was sufficient for the players at this stage.
PLUS, we've got tips for: - F1 - Racing - A-League - NHL - NRL - AFL And even comments on the Crabs!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NHL Winnipeg at $2.10 to defeat Nashville in their upcoming playoff series
Bartz A League - semi finals Newcastle Jets $2.60 to defeat Melbourne City
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 19th April 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Australian Rugby League chairman Peter Beattie has once again hit the headlines this week, mistaking a child wearing a Barcelona jersey as a Knights supporter. Here at Mug Punters, we think the backlash is unwarranted as surely anyone can make such a simple error. And to my wife who is a huge fan of the show, I swear I thought that shop down the side alley in Cronulla was a physiotherapist. See… we all make mistakes
Johanna Griggs and Basil Zempilas have unleashed the fury following the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony where viewers were left as unsatisfied as a hungry elephant given only a snickers bar to eat. Clearly smoke could be seen coming from Griggs’ ears as channel 7 insiders said they hadn’t seen her that angry since they ran out of pulled pork sliders at the House Rules after party buffet in 2015. Ratings numbers suggested by the time the closing ceremony was finished, only a handful of viewers remained, though channel 7 executives remained upbeat, pointing out that was double their estimates of Australians who actually cared about the Commonwealth Games anyway
And Kerry Packer is rolling over his grave with the news Channel 7 is set to become the major broadcaster of the cricket starting next summer. Along with the announcement also came speculation over who channel 7 would choose to anchor the broadcasts with early markets showing Bruce Mcavaney at $5, Mel McLaughlin good value at $9 and we definitely pray it’s not Kochie at $31. Given channel 7 CEO Tim Worner (no relation to David) has suggested the first objective is to find someone who will be as charismatic and popular as Mark Nicholas with channel 9, speculation quickly installed a new even money favourite for the job and we wish the Cash Cow all the best in his new role
PLUS we've got - A full round of NRL tips (sort of) - Winx Watch - Group one racing - A-League - AFL - And plenty more where that came from!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete AFL Multi GWS to beat St Kilda $1.27 West Coast to beat Carlton West Coast in the best form in the AFL after their loss in round 1 $1.22 Geelong (+22.5 start) to beat Port Adelaide $1.50 $2.30 total
Bartz A-League Soccer Melbourne City & Melbourne Victory double @ $3.10
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R8
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 12th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Eight Cameroon athletes have gone missing from the athletes village at the Commonwealth Games with officials dumbfounded as to what could possibly be going on. Given dozens of athletes and officials from Cameroon overstayed their visas or applied for asylum following the Melbourne 2006 Com Games and Sydney 2000 Olympics, I’d say this was more like the surprise you get when opening a bottle of coke after shaking it rigorously rather than the surprise you get when you win on an instant scratchie
In the NRL and heavy shots have been fired between coaches with Wayne Bennett suggesting that Newcastle coach Nathan Brown unbuilt all his hard work before rebuilding the club. Here at Mug Punters, we were shocked to hear Brown respond with comments that Bennett had slept with a Knights staff member during his tenure. I mean, seriously… Wayne Bennett got laid in Newcastle? Brownie should be celebrating the fact there is hope for us all when a 70 year old with the personality of a used truck tyre and is hardly ever acknowledged as the best looking bloke in the room, gets use for his little todger
And to the AFL where Essendon defender Conor McKenna will miss three matches after a bizarre incident where he was seen biting the neck of Western Bulldogs forward Tory Dickson during the sides’ clash on Sunday. Not even character witnesses Robert Pattinson, Wesley Snipes or Count Dracula himself seemed to help McKenna’s cause and the Irish speedster was last seen heading back to his cave to hang upside down
PLUS, we've got tips for all the big Group One racing in Sydney, Winx Watch, NRL tips galore and even a little Commonwealth Games and Surfing thrown in for good measure!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Commonwealth Games Women’s Rugby 7’s Australia $1.7 Multi into Racing Queen Elizabeth Stakes Winx $1.17 Total of around even money
Bartz Multi: Margaret River Pro Surfing Heat 4 winner John Jhhn Florence @ $1.60 into Comm games 800m athletics Nijel Amos @ $1.30.
Mills Racing Randwick Saturday R5
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Friday 6th April 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Bancroft, Smith and Warner handed 12 month bans for their parts in the South African ball tampering scandal whilst George Pell just tampers with balls
The Commonwealth Games have kicked off on the Gold Coast with Prince Charles back in town for the first time since he joined mates as a toolie in 2012
And Masters hopeful Tony Finau has dislocated his ankle on the eve of the biggest tournament of his life following a celebration gone wrong after hitting a hole in one during the par 3 tournament. What a dick head.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Cycling Parix Roubaix Greg Van Avermaet $6
Bartz Masters Golf Brendan Grace Top 5 finish @ $17
Mills Racing Randwick Saturday R9
This is episode 95 the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 29th March 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
F you Cameron Bancroft. F you Steve Smith. F you leadership team. F you Australian cricket
Last Sunday was like finding out Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy aren’t real all in one go and here at Mug Punters, we want answers
So this week, we’re joined by a very special panel of experts to discuss ethics in sport: - Marion Jones - Lance Armstrong - Horse racing connections of such champions as Fine Cotton - Members of the Chinese women’s swim team from the 1990’s - The entire board of FIFA - Unfortunately Hansie Cronje couldn’t join us as he’s currently dead
The “Days of Our Lives” saga that is Nick Krygios continued this week after he took a potshot at Fernando Verdasco on twitter during Verdasco’s match with fellow Aussie Thanasi Kokkinakis, claiming he hoped the Aussie won and that Verdasco must be frustrated with his record against Aussies. Following the match Krygios deleted the tweet which prompted Verdasco to respond, "when you have the courage to put a tweet insulting another player you need to have the same to don’t delete it." and then blocked the Aussie, before Krygios hit back with another tweet saying, “Thanks for blocking me, I'm sure that took a lot of courage”, to which Verdasco replied “I know you are, but what am I” before Krygios responded with “takes one to know one”. Punters now keenly await Verdasco’s social media response referencing Krygios’s mum and their previous relations.
The F1 is again under fire this year after just one race with managing director for motorsports Ross Brawn agreeing that the contest lacked any overtaking. Red Bull’s Max Verstappen was even more outspoken as he suggested of the contest, that it was, “Completely worthless. I would have turned off the TV”. However despite less overtaking than you’d see on the old Pacific Highway on the Easter long weekend, F1 continued to pull in the fans and even race ace Lewis Hamilton said he was happy to see himself get beaten as even he is aware what a tool belt he is.
PLUS, we crap on about: - More cricket dribble - AFL - NRL - Winx - Group One Racing - The NRL "improved" website - Commonwealth Games (not really) and plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Cycling Tour of Flanders Peter Sagan - winner $3.25
Bartz Multi: NRL - Cowboys and Broncos Cricket - South Africa @ $2.25
Mills Ascot Friday Racing R6 #4 Driftstar all-up R7 #2 Assetro
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 22nd March 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The F1 roars into life this week in Melbourne as Lewis Hamilton was asked whether his rivalry with Sebastian Vettel would become psychological to which Hamilton replied, "I don't play psychological war. Never, ever, ever have. My psychological war is I arrive fit and ready and I'm there to kill, and others know I'm good at what I do.” Well Lewis, they also know you are a wanker, so it’s nice to hear you’re world class at that too.
If it’s not hard enough going to an NRL home game and watch your team lose, imagine doing it on a hot night where you’re only allowed to purchase two beers at once and the beer taps are cut off at half time. That’s the ugly predicament the Cronulla Sharks were faced with last Thursday night and fans weren’t happy with local Sharks supporter Shane saying he’d even saved his dole cheque from that morning resisting the urge for a few slaps on the pokies just so he could enjoy 20 or 30 beers at the footy. Unfortunately Shane left the ground relatively sober, but the link feature on Queen of the Nile at Northies was no doubt in for a pounding.
And Romania has qualified for the Rugby World Cup after Spain were defeated by lowly Belgium in a final qualifying match this week. Belgium kicked six penalty goals to win 18-10 on the back of what appeared to be some Barry Gomersall like decisions. Upon further investigation from Mug Punters, it was found the referee for the match was indeed Romanian, as were every assistant referee as well. Outraged and upset Romanian officials have spoken with media outlets who have since agreed to publish stories stating the match was refereed with full integrity. Those media personnel are hoped to be released as hostages as soon as the stories are broken.
PLUS, we're choc-a-bloc full of tips for:
And more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Multi Panthers h2h vs Dogs @$1.57 Manly h2h vs Souths @$1.67 $2.60+
Bartz Racing Golden Slipper: 1,8,10,15 Box Trifecta Rosehill R7 on Saturday
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R7
This is the Mug Punters dot com dot au podcast for this Thursday the 15th March 2018, and coming up in news headlines this week:
Winx’s jockey Hugh Bowman will undergo cognitive testing before he returns to race riding after sustaining concussion in a heavy fall last weekend. The aim of the tests are to ensure poor Hugh is aware of his actions. Pete wants to know if the same cognitive testing should be applied to the jockey that cost him the final leg of the Melbourne quaddie recently, and while we’re at it why not also run the entire cast of ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’ through the same process.
Formula one’s controversial cockpit halo makes its debut in just over a weeks’ time at the Australian Grand Prix. But there have been issues fitting the device for some drivers, with Mercedes revealing initially the halo simply wouldn’t fit around the circumference of Lewis Hamilton’s head and Ferrari unsure whether their bad-boy driver Sebastian Vettel is deserving of one.
And, Hawthorn president and serial attention grabber Jeff Kennett has slammed the AFL’s desire to play games in other nations, branding it a waste of time and money. Port Adelaide and the Gold Coast will again play a game in China this season, while there have also been report Richmond and GWS are pushing to play in India. The AFL has confirmed that unlike in china last year when spectators could not even get a pie, the footy staple would be available if a game is played in India, but said they are likely to all be curry flavoured.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers:
Pete: Some NRL rubbish
Bart: Some more NRL rubbish
Mills: Pretty sure he has found a winner. Moonee Valley Friday R7#1 Cliff's Edge.
This is a special round one NRL preview show for the MugPunters.com.au podcast this Friday 9th March 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Controversy following the first cricket test where Australia dispatched the South Africans, after Quinton de Kock allegedly made an inappropriate remark about David Warner’s wife Candice. Here at Mug Punters we took these allegations seriously and wanted to get to the bottom of things, so we headed to facebook (where everything said is always true, so you should share it even if you don’t do two seconds of research to back it up) and found that sources close to the cricketing couple were surprised about the comments made as Candice has always been a huge fan of de Kock. Did we check the accuracy of that report? I’m not sure.
Craziness surrounds the number nine jersey for several clubs on the eve of the NRL season kick off with both South Sydney’s Robbie Farah and Kiwi international Danny Levi at the Newcastle Knights both being left out of their starting 17’s despite being fully fit. Meanwhile at the Broncos, Sam Thaiday is set to don the nine jersey in a move that Wayne Bennett has described will make him the biggest and slowest rake to play the game (ah, superb jokes Wayne, you are a funny guy). Although media and fans have been left perplexed about the decisions, NRL boss Todd Greenberg has come out and assured followers that it’s not the only time there will be controversy this season involving hookers.
And back to the cricket where the Aussies have staged a bit of a protest in response to local broadcasters keeping stump mics open during the first test. Most cricketing broadcasters around the world lower the volume between deliveries so players can discuss things such as Quinton de Kock’s mum and sister without the viewers at home being able to hear. But not in South Africa where they try to sneak in some of the friendly banter. Aussie keeper Tim Paine led the charge by using the open mics to plug some of the key Aussie sponsors suggesting after a South African boundary… “great shot mate. That deserves a XXXX, the best beer in the world”, but was also heard explaining to umpires how far superior Qantas was as an airline and how much he enjoyed travelling with them, no doubt aware of the lucrative deal Emirates has with umpires around the world. I dare say the broadcasters will think twice before the second test.
And tips this week on the show for:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Looking ahead with NRL futures Round 2 Nth Qld at $1.88 to beat the Broncos Parra at $2 to beat Manly Newcastle at $2.45 to beat the Raiders Round 3 Nth Qld $2.3 to defeat the Storm
Multi these together Almost $22
Bartz Parra to beat Penrith NRL Round 1
Mills Randwick R7
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 1st March 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The Winter Olympics draw to a close and what spectacular games they were. But following the final curtain of the closing ceremony, punters everywhere are left wondering what to watch on television now they can’t tune in to the figure skating to check out the double toe, triple toe and even the camel toe on the super slow mo replays
The NRL is set to get underway next week and journalists are struggling for headlines to hype the game. Whilst some are leading with stories about the NRL naming a 9th immortal, others are chasing the old “league expansion” headlines. When speaking with Mug Punters .com.au, journalists have expressed their dissatisfaction over there not being a single cocaine bust, glassing, bubbler or even an animal related episode to report on, though Clint Newton from the Rugby League Players Association assures us it’s only a matter of time
And golfer Justin Thomas has had a fan ejected from the golf course prior to his play-off win in the Honda Classic. The spectator allegedly said just before his tee shot on the 16th that “I hope it goes in the water” and after the ball was struck followed up with “get in the bunker”. Thomas’ mum has come out in support of her son’s move suggesting he never would have had the balls to take real sledging in a proper sport like footy and she’s just happy he didn’t end up pursuing his passion for crocheting full time
PLUS on this week's show, we've got:
* player doesn't actually become immortal. They can still die.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NRL Round 1 Parramatta to beat Penrith $2.10
Bartz NRL Round 1 Parramatta to beat Penrith $2.10
Mills Something about racing. You'll have to listen to the pod to get it.
This is the final special MugPunters.com.au Winter Olympics podcast for Thursday 22nd February 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Shenanigans in Pyeongchang as a female snowboarder wins a ski race on borrowed skis, an Aussie who successfully lands a jump in freestyle aerials is beaten by another bloke who fell trying to land the exact same jump and the world is in shock with a Russian athlete failing a drug test... in curling???
Former world champion turned channel 7 Olympics commentator Jacqui Cooper has created controversy in commentary following a freestyle aerials jump from Chinese aerial skier Yan Ting. Cooper was heard to say "Very Chinese. They all look the same. Very hard to tell who is who." Cooper later took to social media to stress that she was referring to the coaching style and techniques of the Chinese which put us all at ease. She also said that she expected the final to be a little nippy and that she’d keep a keen eye on the slopes, but stressed she was talking about the temperature and the ski hill itself. Is that a little bit racist Jacqui, I’m not sure?
And wardrobe malfunctions have continued to plague the figure skating at these games with many questions still being asked. Event organisers have defended the wardrobe selections of the athletes, suggesting that firstly, it’s not the men’s, so why is anyone complaining and secondly, live tv audiences are up 13% as viewers realise the only chance of seeing an unedited nip slip is if they watch the event live, as any replays will be sure to edit out the offending body parts.
PLUS
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Winter Olympics 50km mass start men Norwegian - Martin Johnsrud Sundby $6
Bartz Comm Games Australian Mens Hockey Gold $2
Mills Racing Rosehill Saturday R7
This is yet another Winter Olympics special for the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 15th February 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Winds in Korea play havoc with Olympic Games fans as some were blown off the course. Back home Barnaby Joyce addressed the venue issues saying he could relate, as he was being constantly blown off in his job too.
Fresh off the back of American Football title winners claiming they were world champions, state of origin administrators have announced that in the next three years, New South Wales will play Queensland in Melbourne, Perth and now Adelaide in 2020. Just to confuse fans a little further, state of origin football will now also be played to decide undisputed world champions.
And heartbreak for current world champion and world number one Britt Cox as she failed to deliver when expectations were at their absolute highest this week. It does seem as though Bartz missus could foresee this outcome, telling Mug Punters that she just generally expected Cox to disappoint when the going got a little heated. We’ll stand by for more insight.
PLUS - Loads more Olympic tips and analysis - Winx Watch - More group 1 racing - And even more Olympics!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Winter Olympics Women’s downhill Lindsey Vonn
Bartz Winter Olypmics Men's double luge Bartz/Spacey *not an actual tip
Mills Randwick Saturday R9
This is a very special Winter Olympics episode of the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 8th February 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
In a bizarre incident in the Women’s AFL, Collingwood forward Sarah D'Arcy has been rubbed out for two weeks after she kicked Blues defender Sarah Hosking in the groin during their match last weekend. And this is where the women’s game is so different from the men’s. If it happened in the men’s game, the player who was kicked in the groin most certainly couldn’t be rubbed out for at least two weeks
Former Aussie Olympic hero Libby Trickett has just banged out a 1km ocean swim whilst 35 weeks pregnant. Given I struggle keep afloat in the bathtub after walking back and forth to the shops for a packet of tiny teddies and can of coke, I wanted to take the chance here at Mug Punters to say what a bloody ripper Libby. Oh wait sorry… is that the wrong terminology to use there?
And everyone including Kim Jong Un is getting fired up for the Winter Olympics kicking off this week in Pyeongchang South Korea. So pull out your Steven Bradbury, Eddie the Eagle and Torvill and Dean references as we countdown the the launch of something the whole world is going to be watching… which will probably occur sometime next week when Kim Jong Un hits his big red button
PLUS
And plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Winter Olympics Dae Heon Hwang Men’s 1500m short track speed skating Gold medalist $3
Bartz UFC 221 Rockhold into Tuivasa $2.50
Mills Warwick Farm Saturday R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 1st February 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
With just one week to go before the Winter Olympics kick off in South Korea, Aussie athletes head to Pyeongchang with just one thing on their mind. And that of course is coming home with the single most important thing to an Olympic athlete. And all of us at Mug Punters wish them the best to come home with their lives in tact and that our good buddy Kim Jong Un keeps his fingers off the dodgy red button.
Big UFC, not UFC news this week with Rhonda Rousey heading to the WWE and Floyd Mayweather pretending he might fight in the Octagon. Or is Rhonda Rousey fighting Floyd Mayweather and Conor Mcgregor going to the WWE? Ah, I can’t keep up with this stuff.
And a cricket tournament dodgier than a Bangkok street vendor’s curry has been cancelled in the UAE after local authorities refused to allow the All-Time Ajman League tournament to even get underway on day two. If you haven’t seen the footage gents, it’s superb. My personal favourite is the bloke who dances down the pitch and then shoulders arms to leave a delivery from a spinner. Yes, he was stumped. But second favourite is the supposed mix up from a batting pair who struggled mid pitch after the fielder fumbled for about 5 minutes, yet were still run out when the batsman didn’t bother reaching with his bat for the run and was found short of his ground. Superb stuff.
PLUS
And loads more dribble as per usual!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Superbowl special The colour of Justin Timberlake’s shoes at the start of his halftime performance White @ $1.85
Bartz "I'm a Celebrity" Australia Winner Shannon Noll $2
Mills Caulfield Saturday R3
This is the very special MugPunters.com.au podcast just in time for Australia Day 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The most exciting thing to come out of South Korea since Gangnam Style and M.A.S.H. has emerged in the form of Hyeon Chung. No folks, it’s not a new dance craze, it’s the 21 year old Korean wonderkid who looks like he’s more suited to the squash court than the tennis court and he’s taking the Aussie Open by storm.
A-League powerhouse club Sydney FC has vowed to bounce back from their recent lackluster form after a bout of gastro took hold throughout the club. When asked about the drop in form, Captain Alex Brosque said that it was just shite and going through the form slump was a real pain in the ass.
And we finally find out who’s going into the African jungle this week which means I have absolutely no idea what the commentators are going to crap on about during the Big Bash? Fortunately Mark Waugh can still talk for three overs about his donkey, Damien Fleming can still use the word “bowlology” about 246 times and Howie whats his face is still able to pretend that everyone loves Gus the frigging goose.
PLUS we've got tips for:
and plenty more dribble as you'd expect!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete BBL Outright winner Adelaide Strikers
Bartz Wear budgie smugglers when at the beach
Mills Bunbury Friday r8
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 18th Jan 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Up and coming Belarusian tennis ace Aryna Sabalenka has been mocked by Australian fans at the Aussie Open after her grunting and screeching made Maria Sharapova sound like a disinterested tennis fan watching Bernard Tomic. Meanwhile, Aussie blokes were glued to the coverage as Shane from the Gold Coast suggested, “it was just great to hear a woman screeching and grunting even though she didn’t need to. My missus could learn a trick or two for sure”.
Meanwhile Maria Sharapova herself has made a return to the grand slam arena after serving her drug ban. Fans were generous with their applause for the former world number one on court with Sharapova also seen enjoying a night out on the town earlier in the week with Karmichael Hunt, Jesse Bromwich and Ben Cousins.
And Indian cricket captain Virat Kohli has made possibly the world’s worst DRS review on an LBW decision against South African skipper Faf Du Plessis. Replays at Centurion Park show the ball clearly hitting the middle of the bat, with commentators left bemused about the decision to review in the first place. In unrelated news, a group of unnamed Indian punters have picked up a nice little windfall after successfully determining the exact over and delivery that India would use the DRS in their test match against the Proteas. Incredible luck there fellas. Well done.
PLUS, we've got tips this week for:
and plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete New England patriots to cover the 9.5 point spread vs Jacksonville Jaguars
Bartz NFL Superbowl Winner New England Patriots @ $2.10
Mills Randwick Racing Saturday R7
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 11th January 2018 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Joe Root finally lived up to the hype in his ashes campaign getting more runs than every other Aussie player combined during the Sydney test. Unfortunately for Root, it wasn’t out in the middle, but instead crouched on the Thomas Crapper after an alleged case of gastro. But Root was humble in defeat and showed true class during his post match speech where he… oh wait… he didn’t even attend the post series presentation because he was sleeping. All I can say Joe is good luck on any upcoming tours of the subcontinent.
After being denied an Australian Open Wildcard, 142nd ranked Bernard Tomic has hit back at Australia’s governing body who denied him the entry claiming he has never needed Tennis Australia anyway. And to be fair to the young Aussie, it really is true. Tomic has been able to make it all the way to being a world class flog all by himself.
And supermaxi LDV Comanche (and no, I’m not referring to a women’s sanitary pad), has been gifted the Sydney to Hobart Yacht race after literally standing still in the Derwent River only to watch rival Wild Oats XI take line honours. A race jury was convened shortly after the race to investigate an incident back at the start in Sydney Harbour and head of the race jury, our very own Bartz deemed that although LDV Comanche was only hindered by a few seconds, Wild Oats XI should be penalised a full hour with Bartz suggesting, “how else was I meant to collect on my even money Worthwhile Weekly Wager”?
And this week's episode contains tips for: - Cricket ODI series - NFL playoffs - Australian Open Tennis - Racing
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Steve Smith to with MOTM in game one of the ODI series $6
Bartz When we find him, we'll let you know
Mills Gold Coast Saturday R9
This is the Mug Punters podcast for Thursday 28th December 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
We were too lazy to bother with a brand new episode, so dug up a bunch of old news headlines and put them together in this very special episode!
From Wayne Carey and Chris Brown to Justin Gatlin and the Manly rugby league team, no one is safe when PK delivers the news headlines like no other sports punting podcast and here is a sampler of the best of the best.
So to be fair, if you don't find some of the best of 2017 entertaining, you probably won't enjoy the show at all. And that's a shame, because the show is awesome.
Let us know your worthwhile wagers from the Christmas break! We'll still be on social media for a laugh too!
Next week is a very special episode as well as Bartz and PK attempt to do a facebook live from the Sydney Cricket Ground and the 5th Ashes Test!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Continued: Steve Smith to win Player of the Series in the Ashes
Bartz Continued: Some rich bloke in a turtle neck and gold chains to win the Sydney to Hobart
Mills Continued: Some horse to get beaten by William Pyke in the last at Ascot
Ho Ho Ho… This is a very special Christmas MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 21st December 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Australian cricketing coach Darren Lehmann has taken a deep satisfaction in what he has described as “gut feel” player selections that have seen the coveted urn return to Australian hands. Following this news breaking, Sri Lanka has rushed to secure the coaching services of Arjuna Ranatunga, suggesting his gut would not only be able to make tough player selections, but also have enough left over to bring world peace and cure cancer without even needing another trip to the buffet
Three former Parramatta players have been convicted of a monster 900kg drug haul after a dramatic arrest in Sydney earlier this week. Sources suggest that other NRL players both past and present are absolutely furious that such stupidity could still occur amongst the NRL alumni because now they all had to start looking for new suppliers
Current world 100m sprint champion and two time convicted drug cheat Justin Gatlin has fired his coach and former convicted drug cheat Dennis Mitchell after allegations that Gatlin may indeed be taking performance enhancing drugs… So just to get this straight… a convicted drug cheat has fired his convicted drug cheat coach for alleging drug use? I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed boys but this sounds about as surprising as the time we found out that FIFA may indeed have some issues based around corruption?
PLUS, we've got tips for:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Ashes 4th Test Steve Smith - MOTM $5.50
Bartz Sydney to Hobart LDV Comanche $2
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R2
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 14th December 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Chris Gayle has made headlines scoring 18 sixes on his way to an unbeaten 146 off 69 balls in the Bangladesh Premier League cricket final. Interviewed after the match, Gayle proclaimed himself to be the “greatest batsman of all time”, no doubt before asking the journalist out on a date and flashing his member to the team physio. All those involved have been sent for counseling.
Manly is at the centre of a salary cap scandal in the NRL with alleged excessive third party payments dating back several years. When questioned about the alleged payments, captain Daly Cherry-Evans slammed the accusations before his identical twin bikini model assistants closed the door for him on his gold Ferrari as he ordered Morgan Freeman, who has recently become his driver to speed away from the waiting media mob.
And my long range worthwhile weekly wager from last week may be in a touch of doubt after multiple Tour de France winner Chris Froome has tested positive for salbutamol taken from a drug test at last year’s Tour of Spain. Froome has denied these allegations, suggesting it must have due to the team doctor ordering him to up his dosage of asthma medication. In unrelated news, asthmatic cases in Russian athletes is up 382% with Russian team doctors also confirming rare blood disorders that require daily transfusions are up 226% and are pleading to the public to understand that these athletes need this medical care just to keep them alive. Because if they don’t follow the doping program, they’d be shot.
PLUS, we've got loads of tips for:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete BBL Chris Lynn MOTM Brisbane Heat vs Melbourne Stars $6
Bartz Triple J Hottest 100 Winner Kendrick Lamar "Humble" approx $3
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R5
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 7th December 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Steve Smith has revealed in the press conference following the 2nd ashes test in Adelaide that he needed to have a sleeping pill the night before the final day’s play. Former cricketing greats such as Rodney Marsh, David Boon and Merv Hughes have been united in their chorus that this is absolutely uncalled for by Smith and have offered to mentor the Aussie skipper, with Marsh suggesting a few dozen schooners at the West End brewery always did the trick for him at the end of a tough day’s play
The International Olympic Committee has come out this week and banned Russia from the 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympics after they found evidence of an "unprecedented systematic manipulation" of the anti-doping system. Again gents, I don’t want to throw any stones, but who does the IOC think they are with these outrageous allegations? What’s next? Are they going to come out and suggest that Bulgarian weightlifters are dodgy? Maybe they announce that dope smoking is rife amongst snowboarders? No… wait… why don’t they just allege Ian Thorpe is gay
And 46 year old Tim Cahill has thrown a Craig David, “walking away” from his A-League club Melbourne City this week after whispers he was unhappy with the amount of game time he was getting. Keen to impress ahead of selection for next year’s world cup, Cahill is alleged to have collected his walking frame, seniors card and has said he’s going to be keeping his game sharp through rigorous training and plenty of minutes on FIFA 2015 on the PlayStation 3
And on this week's show, we have tips for:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Cycling Chris Froome to win the 2018 Giro d’Italia
Bartz Boxing Vasyl Lomachenko via Decision $2.90
Mills Racing Ascot Saturday R8
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 30th November 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Lock up your wives, daughters, nannies, sports stars, bar maids and strippers, because Tiger Woods has announced another comeback following his fourth back surgery. In an immediate response to the latest comeback from the former world number one, Aussie John Farnham has released a Christmas album with Olivia Newton-John telling media he’ll be darned if Tiger has more comeback tours than he does.
Aussie sporting journalists are at it again with champagne headlines following Australia’s victory in the first ashes test “No more ashes Paine for Tim” “England has Broad appeal but their ashes campaign appears Cooked” “Short balls, a dud root and a nasty blow proves too much for England” “England proves their cricketers really are a bunch of namby pamby douche wads”
And the Rugby league World Cup comes to an end this weekend with Australia taking on… um… with Australia taking home the coveted trophy probably playing Panama or one of the other rugby league powerhouses I guess? Ah, who cares anyway.
PLUS, we've got tips for:
AND loads more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Ashes second test Alastair Cook top Pommy run scorer in game 2 $4.50
Bartz Rugby League World Cup Final Australia 13+ and Valentine Holmes to score at any stage in the game
Mills Mudgee Racing Friday R7
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 23rd November 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The Socceroos might be headed to the world cup, but Ange Got-a-clogged-loo… sorry... Elmaloglou… sorry Pot-of-clag-glue… sorry… let me start again. The socceroos might be headed to the world cup, but coach Ange P isn’t heading to Russia, but instead announced he’s headed to Centrelink. Seriously Ange… that’s like going to the club and doing all the hard work, copping crap from mingas on the dance floor, buying drinks for ladies that are taking you for a ride and then finally at the end of the night, the hottest woman in the place and her equally attractive friend drape themselves all over you and you say… “no thanks. I’ll sit this one out. But have fun”. I’m lost
Equally as stunning is that New Zealand is out of the Rugby League world cup, defeated by a resilient Fiji 4-2 in the quarter final. When Mug Punters hit the streets of Auckland to get the locals response to the loss, almost all people we spoke to were still in shock and amazed… not about the loss… but about the fact anyone actually played this so called Rugby League game that wasn’t Rugby Union or Netball
And Wallabies coach Michael Cheika is in hot water after Australia's defeat to England at Twickenham. Cheika appeared to have said 'f***ing cheats' when the cameras showed the Aussie coach in the box after skipper Michael Hooper's try was disallowed for offside by the TMO during the first half of the 30-6 loss to the cheating Poms. Cheika claims the story is totally out of context and was in no way related to the English Rugby side. He was just referring to ball tampering allegations against the English cricket side during their series against Pakistan last year.
PLUS - League - Cricket - Soccer - Golf - NFL - Racing And loads more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Australia to win the first test against the Poms $1.38 with the draw no bet Into Australian Open Golf Head to Head Curtis Luck to defeat Lucas Herbert $1.80 Almost $2.50 about that absolute gift there
Bartz Racing Saturday Ascot G1 Railway Stakes
Mills Try adding a little lemon and honey to a cup of tea before bed
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 16th November 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Australia is heading to the football world cup despite more draws than an entire Ikea bedroom furniture department. Meanwhile, football powerhouses Italy and the Netherlands will miss out proving for once and for all that Australia is a far superior soccer nation.
Former 10 time world boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has called out Conor McGregor claiming he’s been secretly training for the last five months and suggests he’s faster and stronger than ever before. Well, get in line Oscar, because so far McGregor has been called out by former sparring partner Paul Malignaggi, current welterweight champion Aussie Jeff Horn and that’s not even to mention the others lining up for biffo in Warren Ryan, James Packer and I believe Bartz even you’ve put your hand up for a slice of the Pay Per View purse if Conor is interested?
And Ian Botham has come out ahead of the Ashes suggesting David Warner and Steve Smith could end up with “serious back pain” given they will have to carry Australia’s batting load in the upcoming series. Ricky Ponting has hit back (no, not like the incident at the Bourbon and Beefsteak a few years back, verbally I mean) and suggested that Botham should know what back pain feels like, having had to constantly carry the fact that he’ll always be a whinging old Pommy git. Well, no Ricky didn’t actually say that… but I’m sure Crownbet has a market on what he did say.
PLUS we've got hot tips for:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Ashes Cricket Steve Smith - Player of the Series $5.50
Bartz Multi: NFL Steelers to beat Titans RLWC Aus -24.5 v Samoa Soccer Peru to beat NZ $2.20
Mills Moonee Valley Friday R2
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 9th November 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The Socceroos have arrived in Honduras with a do or die date with destiny awaiting. I’m not even referring to their match this weekend, that’s just their transfer to get from the hotel to the ground
With the ashes getting closer by the minute, Mitchell Starc has reminded English batsmen they would probably be better off boarding the plane with the Socceroos to Honduras as he toyed with WA in a Sheffield Shield match in Sydney taking two hat-tricks in the same match. Meanwhile the English top order has suggested they hold no fears for the upcoming ashes as most of them only took up cricket in the last few months and aren’t even sure what a Mitchell Starc is anyway
And South Australian jockey Dylan Caboche has sent his own warning signals to horses everywhere after dismounting behind the barriers and giving his horse a stiff uppercut for not behaving the way he wanted. Calls were immediately made for punters everywhere to be allowed the same luxury of dealing with jockeys themselves when they also fail to deliver as expected
PLUS We've got tips for: - Oaks Day - if you listen to the pod early! - Stakes Day - Multiple tips for Flemington this Saturday - Rugby League World Cup - NFL - Socceroos World Cup qualifier And plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL San Francisco to beat the NY Giants @$1.83
Bartz Socceroos vs Honduras 1-1 Draw* Not Bartz actual WWW, but we're just guessing
Mills Flemington Saturday R9
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 2nd November 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
With an outpouring of excitement and pure joy, Winx gets the job done with a head bobber for the Cox C’mon fellas… get your mind out of the gutter
Todd Carney’s NRL return has received a setback as the Canberra Raiders board rejected an option to sign the controversial play maker and instead suggested that Carney should suck it up and take his own medicine. Ironically, that’s exactly what got poor Todd into this awkward position in the first place
And the best ponies in the business line up for the race that stops a nation... and I’m not talking about the boxing day sales. That’s right gents, the Melbourne Cup is on next week and celebrities are lining up to join the race day with AFL legend Wayne Carey in the mounting yard, Anthony Callea in the ring and even internationals like Sarah Jessica Parker installed as a 30-1 outsider for the big race
AND We've Got...
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Pete The Melbourne Cup Tuesday Hartnell Each way all day
Bartz UFC 217 Bisping to KO/TKO GSP @ $4
Mills Flemington Saturday R9 #5 First Among Equals
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 26th October 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Conor McGregor has once again dropped a bombshell with yet another fighter coming out of the woodwork to challenge the MMA star in a big money fight. Mug Punters can report that former NRL player, coach and commentator Warren Ryan is the latest to line up the Irishman after he had a successful comeback to the MMA arena by defeating some drunk 76 year old retiree at a pub in Sydney. Sources tell us that the fight was started after it was claimed that the chrome rims on Ryan’s walker weren’t street legal
I know this is going to sound ridiculous gents but there’s outrageous allegations of match fixing once again in Cricket. Stranger still is that people are suggesting it’s taking place in India ahead of their One Day International with the Kiwi Black Caps. I know, I know… a long bow to draw indeed. For us at Mug Punters, we just wish the witch hunt would stop because we have absolute faith that any of our bets placed on sport on the sub continent are always decided fairly
And as the Rugby League World Cup prepares to kick off, it has once again failed to be recognised as an international sport. Unfortunately gents, I’m not actually joking here, but this time, League has been left on the bench as sports such as foot golf, dodgeball and kettlebell lifting are elevated to international sports. Are you kidding… oh wait… pole dancing was recognised? Oh… ok then… great decision really. About bloody time those athletes got some recognition
PLUS, on this week's show: - Winx Watch - How will she go in the Cox Plate? - What is the hidden edge you can find in racing this weekend that should deliver more winners? - Who are specials in the NFL this week? - Where should your money be betting on the Rugby League World Cup? - Is the Bachelorette a foregone conclusion? And much much more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Racing: Moonee Valley Friday Manikato Stakes Race 7
Into Moonee Valley Saturday Cox Plate Race 9
Bartz NFL Patriots, Seahawks, Saints Into Rugby League World Cup Matches Australia, NZ, PNG ,Italy, Tonga, Fiji Into Winx @ $5.30
Mills Racing Saturday Moonee Valley R10
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 19th October 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week. Grab yourselves a beer gents, these might take a while:
Paul “The Fatman” Vautin has been given the ass by Channel Nine without even being given the common courtesy of a goodbye episode after 23 bloody years. Sources suggest The Fat was booted whilst on an end of season holiday and despite the fact I haven’t bothered watching the same homophobic jokes, head wobbles and sexual innuendos for about 8 years myself, that doesn’t mean you can treat the longest running prime time tv host ever in Australia like this - wait… was that a 60 second soapbox?
And Angela Postecoglou… no wait… sorry Ange Postecoglou is set to sensationally quit the Socceroos coaching job even if they do manage to qualify for the World Cup next year. Just like Craig David and to a lesser extent Lisa Wilkinson, Angela, sorry Ange is set to be Walkin Away and word on the street gents is that it has to do with the fact he’s sick of wankers calling him Angela and that the Aussie national side is still called the Socceroos and not the Footballroos
And David Warner has come out ahead of the Ashes series asking umpires to let the banter and sledging flow like State of Origin football. I’m with you Dave. Get rid of this nanny state of dribble where a crap stare down from a medium paced English noofa is the hardest thing in cricket. Let’s go back to the days where Warney would tell batsmen he’d been waiting for a long time to bowl at them only to hear a reply of “well, it looks like you’ve been waiting at the buffet” or when Rod Marsh asked Ian Botham “how’s your wife and my kids” only to have Botham retort “wife is fine. Kids are retarded”. Or when Englishman James Ormand arrived at the crease and Mark Waugh asked “What are you doing out here? There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England”, only to have Ormand suggest “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my own family”
PLUS some top bets in the NFL, a look at what Winx is up to (including a celebrity matchup against Black Caviar), a little UFC and a BIG group 1 racing tip for the weekend!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Panthers to beat Chicago @ $1.58 Into Lewis Hamilton to take pole at the US Grand Prix @ $1.72 Multi up for an even money throw
Bartz Darren Till by decision at $6 this Sunday at UFC Fight Night 118 & Stu Laundy to win the Bachelorette's 'heart' @ $1.25
Mills Randwick Saturday R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 12th October 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
In a stunning turn of events, the USA will NOT be making an appearance at the 2018 soccer world cup after an embarrassing defeat to Trinidad and Tobago this week. Meanwhile, Americans remain as confident as ever that they will still be able to produce world champions in the NFL
Richmond president Peggy O'Neal has confirmed the club is indeed investigating some photos that depict a nude woman holding a sherrin footy and wearing one of the Tigers premiership medals. I can also confirm that the team at Mug Punters have been investigating the photos closely and although the medal seems legitimate, we are still unsure as to whether it’s a regulation Sherrin in the picture and thus will probably need the careful investigations to continue
And Conner McGregor is back from his well earned vacation after making his boxing debut against one of the greatest of all time. Now it seems the Irishman has set his sights on the WWE, claiming that the current crop of stars are “dweebs” and that he wants to get in the ring with them and have a “real knock”. I’m not sure how many of Mayweather’s golden gloves McGregor ate, but someone should probably tell him that the WWE isn’t actually real wrestling. I know, I know… hard to believe
PLUS on this week's show:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Redskins to beat the Niners $1.22 into Chiefs to beat the Steelers and to cover the 4 point line $1.90 into Jan Frodeno to win the Hawaiian Ironman $1.90 Multi them together for $4.40 or so
Bartz Ironman World Championships Jan Frodeno in the men's & Daniela Ryf in the women's. Multi @ $2.80
Mills Saturday racing Caulfield R6
The footy might be over but we keep kicking goals and in headline news this week:
Casual followers of the AFL realise Dusty Martin is the best player in the country and not that bloke who used to host The Midday Show
The LA Olympics organising committee for 2028 is pushing for the inclusion of E-Sports. The boys wonder if their prowess on the Commodore 64 and Sega Mega Drive gives them a chance of making the team
And the Melbourne Storm NRL team return home victorious to a packed reception in Billy Slater's mum's rumpus room.
PLUS plenty more where that came from with tips on two blokes belting each other in a cage and even a lesson on the geography of the coastline of France.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Indianapolis Colts Into New England Patriots Into Winx Turnbull Stakes Approx #3
Bartz Felipe Toledo Quiksilver Pro France - $9
Mills Flemington Saturday R7#1 Almandin - $2
This is the very special Grand Final edition of the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 28th September 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Preparations for Melbourne Storm’s NRL premiership ceremony are well underway in Sydney, with players from the North Queensland Cowboys set to take to the field in what can only be described as a charity exhibition match preceding the celebrations. Roosters coach Trent Robinson has suggested although it’s tough his team can’t be there Sunday, it’s always easier bowing out in oblivion than being embarrassed on the big stage
Richmond’s Dusty Martin has taken out the Brownlow Medal this week ahead of Saturday’s AFL Grand Final against the Crows. He wasn’t the only player who polled well on the night though, as you only needed to look at some of the wives and girlfriends on the red carpet to get an idea of what happens after the players head home
England’s Ashes campaign has been dealt a blow after Ben Stokes was arrested in the early hours of Monday morning following what is described as an “incident” in Bristol. Given England were already set to choose players the calibre of Jake Ball, Mason Crane and Mark Stoneman, there’s no surprises Kiwi… ah sorry Stokes was let off so he could at least give the Poms a fighting chance down under
PLUS A HUGE weekend of Group 1 racing, Winx Watch, everything you need to know to get a good bet on the NRL and AFL grand finals, the Ashes, plus tips on the NFL and F1 in Malaysia.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Packers @$1.28 vs Bears Into NRL Melbourne Storm @ $1.30 Into AFL Tom Lynch anytime goal scorer @$1.19 Gets you pretty much even money
Bartz NFL - WIN Multi Cowboys, Falcons, Seahawks, Patriots @ $2.20
Mills F1 Lewis Hamilton Malaysian GP Sunday WIN - $2
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 21st September 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
The coach described as a man with as much personality as a ham sandwich has been given the ass from Belmore as Des Hasler kisses his two year contract extension goodbye. Fans are calling loudly for a passionate Bulldog lifetime supporter to take the job, but insiders say it can be tough sometimes to coach an NRL team whilst still doing hard time
Andrew Bogut has signed a one year deal with the LA Lakers in the NBA worth a reported $2.6 million dollars. When asked about the deal, Bogut says he is excited to head to LA and looks forward to his new extended role of assisting the development of the Mexican league where he hopes to watch some games of Juan on Juan
Rumours are flying around that JT may yet have a pivotal role in the action this Saturday night when the Roosters take on the Cowboys in the NRL semi final. In exclusive breaking news for Mug Punters, we can reveal that indeed he is not a chance to play, but it’s his turn to take home the jerseys to wash them this week after the game
PLUS we have more innuendo about the episode number than you'd want your mum to hear, NRL semi finals preview, AFL semi finals preview, Winx watch, group 1 racing tips and worthwhile wagers with NFL, Racing and AFL!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Indianapolis Colts at home to defeat the Cleveland Browns @$1.93 Multi into AFL Giants +20.5 and Cats +28.5 You should get around $4.35 for that little combo
Bartz A bet saved is a bet earned
Mills Racing Rosehill Saturday Race8
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 14th September 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
With just five months to go before the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics in South Korea, organisers are concerned as to the lack of ticket sales. Games officials are hopeful fans are waiting until the last minute to get on board with the Olympic spirit and fans are hopeful North Korea don’t wipe the peninsula off the map in the time being
West Coast’s Luke Shuey has ended Port Adelaide’s 2017 premiership run with a goal after the extra time siren. Furious Port Adelaide chairman David Koch said after the game that “players who were happy being in the AFL rather than striving to win a premiership had no place at the club.” Strong words from the bloke who I still look at as a finance reporter for the evening news and has no place on breakfast television.
And in a stunning surprise, fans of NRL clubs eliminated in the first week of the finals all blame the refs. Sure, there were some decisions dodgier than Lance Armstrong in there, though let’s be honest folks… if your team was any good, they a- wouldn’t have been playing in an elimination final and b- would still be good enough to beat the opposition because the same referees with the same 50/50 decisions come out every single week. Unless you’re a storm supporter, because I’m not sure any of this applies to Cameron Smith.
And we've got bets on today's show for:
And more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Lions @ $2.52 away to the Giants Jacksonville Jaguars @ $2.13 at home to the Titans Multi that into the GWS head to head in the AFL and Geelong +28.5 against Sydney Total odds approx $11.43
Bartz NFL Multi Seattle Seahawks Baltimore Ravens Kansas City Chiefs Total approx: $2.15
Mills NRL Multi Broncos/Eels double
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 7th September 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
If it was a shock to hear Rabbitohs coach Michael Maguire getting sacked, Mug Punters can reveal in breaking news the latest NRL coach to get cut. Under incredible circumstances, Craig Bellamy from the Melbourne Storm has been given the chop, with inside sources claiming he visited Just Cuts in St Kilda and asked for a short back and sides just in time for the finals
The Socceroos can’t quite yet book their ticket to the World Cup despite defeating football world powerhouses Thailand, as Saudi Arabia stamped their passport ahead of the Aussies with an unlikely 1-0 victory over Japan. When asked about their playoff opponents Syria, coach Ange Postecoglou said that their away tie was set to be a blast but suggested the entire campaign could explode if they don’t tread carefully on enemy soil. No kidding Ange.
And Twice Irish champion Jockey Davy Russell has been suspended for four days for punching a horse prior to the start of a race. Unfortunately, details of the incident are unclear, so we weren’t sure whether or not it was appropriate to make a related joke… about Conor McGregor… or Chris Brown… or Sarah Jessica Parker…
PLUS on the show this week: NFL, AFL finals, NRL finals, Winx Watch and some racing tips for the weekend
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NFL Redskins at home to beat the Eagles @ $2 Detroit at home to beat Arizona @$2.07 For a little over $4 return
Bartz Geelong to beat Richmond in the AFL
Mills Rosehill Saturday R4
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 31st August 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
In a shock result that has confounded the experts, Floyd Mayweather, one of the greatest boxers of all time has moved to a 50 win and 0 loss record as he defeated a man making his professional boxing debut. At a completely insane $1.30 for the punters?!
Following the success of the Mayweather, McGregor bout, Mug Punters can now also announce that Phil Taylor will start at $1.35 in a one off game of darts against German world Javelin champion Johannes Vetter, because, you know… Phil is pretty old and Johannes can throw sharp things pretty well
And Vin Diesel is as short as $3.50 to win this years’ Bathurst 1000 because punters have seen how good he drives cars in the “Fast and the Furious” movies, so he’s got to be a red hot chance to be this year’s “King of the Mountain”
Plus we've got tips for: - Group 1 racing - Winx in Sydney - World Cup qualifiers - NRL - AFL premiership markets - Tennis and plenty more too!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Soccer multi Brazil to beat Ecuador @ $1.24 Sweden to beat Bulgaria @ $1.76 France at home to beat the Dutch @ $1.54 New Zealand to beat the Solomon Islands @ $1.10 Ghana to beat Congo @ $1.32 Approximately $4.88
Bartz Roger Federer US Open winner @ $3
Mills Racing Caulfield R4
This is a special Mayweather McGregor edition of the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 24th August and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Suspicious betting activities in the tennis world are under investigation after former world number 13 Alexandr Dolgopolov was defeated by some noofa Brazilian in a tournament no one really cares about. When asked about the allegations, Dolgopolov was adamant there was no wrong doing, stating he was so confident that authorities would clear his name that he’d even throw a few hundred on it
Former England cricket star Geoffrey Boycott is in the news after claiming that he’d be more chance of a knighthood if he “blacked up” suggesting that knighthoods were handed out like confetti to West Indian cricketers. Here at Mug Punters, we can actually reveal the real reason Boycott has been overlooked for a Knighthood is because he’s a dumb ass racist old whinging English prick who should just shut the hell up
And in soccer and Hamburg winger Nicolai Muller has put himself out for 7 months with an injury sustained in a post goal celebration. I’m no expert and am yet to see the footage, but can only assume that’s the last time any player in the Bundesliga this season celebrates a goal by juggling chainsaws set on fire and covered with hydrochloric acid
PLUS we've got a huge preview of the super fight between Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather, Formula 1 tips, Racing, NRL, AFL, Tennis, Winx Watch and it's just not possible to fit any more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Floyd Mayweather to defeat Conor McGregor this Sunday If you can get $1.30 about Floyd, how can you resist?!
Bartz Market special from Mayweather McGregor fight: McGregor to win by KO/TKO rounds 1-6 OR Mayweather to win by KO/TKO rounds 7-12 OR Mayweather wins by decision
Mills Racing Saturday Moonee Valley R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 17th August 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Legendary Winx returns to the barriers this Saturday in her long awaited return to the turf in her lead up to a crack at a record equalling 3rd Cox Plate. Rumours are also rife that a royal visit might be on the cards for the spring carnival, with bookies already taking bets on who it might be, easing Camilla into $12 for the Victorian Derby despite no official announcement as yet from Kensington Palace
The NRL is the latest sport to come under a pay dispute cloud with clubs allegedly split down the middle whether or not to raise the salary cap for 2018. There’s now genuine concern from the players association that the players themselves may no longer be able to afford gambling debts, cocaine payments or hush money for their secret mistresses
And Serena Williams has suggested she is aiming to make a comeback to the tennis court just three months after she’s set to be giving birth later this year. My missus reckons she’s full of shit claiming that after the birth of our daughter, the only thing she was making a comeback for after three months was a brisk walk, fitting back into her special occasion tracksuit pants and Smirnoff Ice Double Blacks
PLUS we've got AFL, Bledisloe Cup action, more racing winners, NRL tips and bets, Mayweather McGregor watch, Winx watch and even a solid darts bet for the week!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Randwick Race 6
Into AFL GWS to beat WCE @ $1.24 Into NRL Manly to beat the Bulldogs @ $1.28 Total odds of $1.70 or so
Bartz Darts Gary Anderson Melbourne darts masters winner @ $3.50
Mills Racing Randwick Saturday R1
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 10th August 2017 and in our breaking news headlines this week:
Cricket Australia’s pay dispute is finally over and not a moment too soon with players once again able to binge drink on long haul flights like Boonie, blow their cash on high maintenance girlfriends like Pup Clarke with Lara Bingle and get their punch on like Ricky Ponting at the Bourbon and Beefsteak in Kings Cross
In tennis and former would number five Sara Errani has been suspended for drug use after she claims her mother must have accidentally contaminated some home cooked meals. Experts have suggested that maybe Errani should stop having afternoon tea in a meth lab and dinner cooked with recipes from the Lance Armstrong “It’s Not About the Bike” Cookbook
And former sparring partner Paulie Malignaggi has called Conor McGregor a dickhead and described his training facilities as a “crack house” ahead of the Mayweather McGregor superfight in just over two weeks. Or was that comment taken from Lindsay Lohan’s rehab interview with Oprah in 2013. I can’t remember
PLUS USPGA Golf tips, more from the World Athletics Championships, AFL, NRL, racing and breaking news out of the McGregor camp ahead of the Mayweather super fight
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Double down on the previous WWW World Athletics Championships Kenyan Hellen Obiri to win the Women’s 5000m $3
Bartz AFL Richmond Tigers 1-39 @ $2.10 over Geelong
Mills Saturday Racing Rosehill R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
Dubbo CYMS half-back Alex Bonham has set an incredible rugby league record, bagging 8 tries and kicking 16 goals in a single match. Unfortunately his record won’t become official as no one at the ground was able to count past 17
Heidelberg United has called for a second tier A-League after their shock 1-0 victory against Perth Glory in the FFA Cup. My first personal thoughts when I saw this story were... “Who is Heidelberg United, what the heck is the FFA Cup and is there any way we can bet on this so called A-League?”
And it’s a big happy birthday to Sub Zero who turns 29. And if you’re under the age of 35, I’m not referring to the Mortal Kombat character… although if you’re under 35 you probably wouldn’t even know Mortal Kombat either… just play the intro
PLUS the World Athletics Championships gets underway with Usain Bolt going after yet another title, the NRL and AFL head towards the finals, racing tips from Perth, the latest from the McGregor fight build up and jokes about Dr Phil! Talk about a big show!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Women's 5000m at the World Athletics Championships Hellen Obiri @ $2.25
Bartz Lions to win Super Rugby final @ $2.10
Mills Belmont Racing Saturday R8#5 Caralabek
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 27th July 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Canberra forward Sia Soliola is suspended for five weeks for attempting to remove Billy Slater’s head clean off his shoulders in the NRL. When asked about the incident, Slater just gave a blank look and asked for his teddy while eating roast dinner through a straw
Australia's Emma McKeon has claimed a silver medal at the… hang on hang on… even as I’m reading this I’m honestly thinking none of our listeners even knew the swimming world championships were on right now so who really cares
And I’m told McLaughlin leads the way in a Supercars title push but I’m so far removed from the sport I actually thought it might have been Craig McLaughlin
PLUS how to approach a tipping comp at the business end of the season, NRL wagers, Soliola's suspension, Supercars, Swimming (ok, not really) and a ripper AFL bet. AND... Worthwhile Weekly Wagers in the UFC, AFL, NRL and racing!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete AFL Western Bulldogs +18.5 vs the Bombers @$1.41 Into NRL Sydney Roosters to beat the Cowboys @$1.64 Total odds approx $2.30
Bartz UFC 214 Jones v Cormier over 2.5 rounds into Lawler to beat Cerrone into Cyborg to win by manslaughter @ $3
Mills Doomben R7
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 20th July 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Eddie McGuire is the one in the Hotseat at the Collingwood football club after he claims he’ll stick with the club through the tough times even though he suggested he’s got better things to do with his time. Yeah, right Eddie
Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather show that they are delightful role models for sporting fans, families, women and children with highly educated, intriguing and insightful debate during press conferences leading up to their super fight
And NSW pair Josh Dugan and Blake Ferguson are once again in the spotlight after an alleged drinking session. What’s controversial isn’t that they were drinking, though that they weren’t drinking Vodka Cruisers
PLUS Tour de France action, AFL, NRL, racing and loads more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Round 20 Parramatta, Penrith, Roosters, Cronulla all to win in head to head markets About $3.20
Bartz Golf Hideki Matsuyama to win the Open Championships @ $31
Mills Racing Saturday Belmont R7
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 13th July 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
In case you’ve missed the Tour de France action, Aussie Richie Porte has made a huge impact at this year’s race. Unfortunately it wasn’t vying for the overall win, but rather as he plowed into a rugged cliff face after spilling his lollies during a treacherous descent
Cricket Australia’s pay dispute drags on longer than Baz Luhrmann’s film “Australia” and punters are almost as interested in the saga as they were 3 hours into the movie
And Queensland, the perennial underdogs given they’ve only won 11 series out of the last 12 State of Origin series surprise absolutely no one winning game three of this year’s contest and NSW fans pretend to act like it’s no big deal, the same way Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic handle a loss
PLUS Wimbledon, the NRL, AFL and tips in racing, F1, soccer and plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Broncos to beat the Knights Into West Tigers +23.5 against Manly Into Cronulla to defeat the Gold Coast For approximately $2.60
Bartz Arsenal vs Sydney FC 4-0 or 5-0 for a big collect
Mills Lewis Hamilton to win the British Grand Prix @ $1.80
The Dr NRL: Raiders to beat the Dragons into Wimbledon semis: Konta to beat Williams approx $2.80
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 6th July 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Peter Sagan, the reigning cycling world champion has been disqualified from the Tour de France after he collided with Mark Cavendish and caused Cavendish to crash into the barriers. Sagan says he regrets the incident as he was actually trying to put Cavendish into the third row behind the barriers
We’re left stunned about accusations that boxing may be rigged after Manny Pacquiao loses a decision to Aussie Jeff Horn. The next thing you know they’ll be suggesting ice skating or gymnastics scoring is rigged as well
And Bernard Tomic takes the term “complete flog master” to new heights claiming he was bored during his first round Wimbledon loss as Aussie men have their worst Wimbledon since Anne Boleyn was court side in the 1500’s
PLUS UFC 213, NRL including breaking news, State of Origin, AFL, racing and PLENTY of poor jokes and crapping on!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Tour de France Back Arnaud Demare in stages 6, 7, 10 and 11 and I’m confident of a profitable return
Bartz NRL Manly into Parra @ $3.10
Mills Warwick Farm Saturday R4 #10 Reset Me I'm Wild Each Way
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 29th June 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
We don the lycra so our man parts are clearly visible, grab an overpriced latte at a beach side coffee shop and google EPO and HGH to see if they are available over the counter at the local Chemmart as we prepare for the ridiculously long Tour de France cycling race
Revelations surface of Donald Trump offering John McEnroe big dollars to play either Serena or Venus Williams and we assume that’s for him to watch them play a game of tennis, but aren’t really sure
And Richmond’s Bachar Houli has been handed a two week ban for striking Carlton's Jed Lamb. Officials say he would have been let off without penalty, except he used comments by Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and Waleed Aly in an attempt to prove his character
PLUS even more with the Tour de France preview, Wimbledon markets, NRL tips, AFL specials, racing and the massive Aussie Boxing event with Manny Pacquiao vs Jeff Horn in Brisbane
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Tour de France Peter Sagan to win the Green Jersey at $1.55 If you want to fatten the multi, take a massive start for Richmond against Port in the AFL
Bartz Women's Wimbledon Winner Petra Kvitova
Mills Saturday Racing Sunshine Coast R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Wednesday… I mean Thursday 22nd June 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
The AFL inducts the legendary Barry Hall into their Hall of Fame and claim he’s a great role model for young kids and a shining example of what the AFL represents
Meanwhile in unrelated news, former West Coast Eagle defender Brent Staker no longer has to eat through a straw following his viscious head butt on Hall’s fist in 2008
Brooks Koepka celebrates his US Open golf win with his girlfriend Jena Sims, even if the commentators referred to her as Becky Edwards who was actually Koepka’s ex missus
And we discover why you should never taunt an MMA superstar, because they might just snap kick you in the head and put you to sleep
PLUS we recap the incredible Origin, talk about NRL tips, find some racing winners with Mills and check out the Confederations Cup in Russia!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Confederations Cup Australia vs Cameroon Win-Draw-Win market Cameroon @ $2.42
Bartz NRL Cronulla vs Manly Head to Head Manly to win
Mills Saturday Race 6 Doomben
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 15th June 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Golfers complain about the length of grass in the rough ahead of US Open, whilst I complain about the length of time it takes to order a Bintang at our hotel bar in Bali
Socceroos exuberant after defeating Saudi Arabia to stay alive in their World Cup qualification group, whilst in 12 seconds Brazil reminds us we’re still just making up the numbers at the big dance somewhat like Eddie the Eagle or lay down Sally in the women’s eights rowing
And in the AFL, GWS runner Nick Maxwell is under investigation for spending too much time on the field in last weekend’s match, whilst Alan Langer continues to join the Queensland back line in state of origin whilst no one seems to notice
And Bartz has simply THE biggest news in boxing since Quade Cooper fought that fat guy
PLUS Conor Mcgregor and Floyd Mayweather announce the super fight, AFL tips, NRL tips, US Open Golf selections and special guest star The Dr joins us for a chat!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete US Open Golf Dustin Johnson, Jason Day and Jordan Spieth to all make the cut Into NSW to win State of Origin 2 Combined odds of $2.25
Bartz Origin Game 2 Total match points under 32.5 $1.92
The Dr AFL Western Bulldogs WIN 1-39.5 into NSW to win State of Origin 2 Approx $3.50
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 8th June 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Australia head into a “do or die” world cup qualifier against Saudi Arabia tonight, whilst most Aussie sports fans didn’t even realise they were playing until I mentioned it now
Manchester United replace Real Madrid as the world’s most valuable soccer team and my confused wife asks if Manchester United is the “English version of Spotlight”
Queensland set for sweeping changes ahead of game two in State of Origin whilst New South Wales fans beg the maroons to stick to their loyalty selection policies instead
PLUS MMA, a huge weekend of group one racing, NRL tipping and plenty more where that came from!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Multi Manly, Brisbane, Roosters, Dragons @ $2.70
Bartz Socceroos v Saudi Arabia 1-1 fulltime score @ $9
Mills Doomben Racing Saturday R4#9 Bonny O'Reilly
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 1st June 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Tiger Woods is in trouble again with the law after being arrested for driving under the influence, though Woods claims in a statement that it’s still the straightest drive he’s had in the last 3 years
New South Wales is all praise for the Queensland selectors after game one of the state of origin series and hopes they show faith in their greats such as Nate Myles and Jacob Lillyman for game two in Sydney
And in breaking news, it has just been announced Margaret Court arena in Melbourne will only host mixed doubles during the 2018 Australian Open after Margaret herself claimed there was no room in the sport for two men to be playing with each others balls and was equally opposed to two women grunting and screaming in a furious 2 hour hot and sweaty marathon
PLUS UFC, Group 1 Racing and plenty more as we recorded this LIVE at the Caxton St Hotel in Brisbane just prior to Game One of the 2017 State of Origin!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Titans to beat the North Queensland Cowboys
Bartz Jose Aldo vs Max Holloway - UFC 212 $1.70 - fight goes full five rounds $4 Max Holloway to win by decision
Mills Tour de France Chris Froome - Winner @ $1.91
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 25th May and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS big NRL news, AFL bets, more cycling, boxing??? and group 1 racing and much much more.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Carlton +16.5 vs North Melbourne @ $1.95
Bartz UFC Fight night 109 - Gustafsson v Teixeira. Over 2.5 rounds @ $1.90
Mills Lewis Hamilton - Pole Position Monaco GP - $2.25
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 18th May 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Manly to defeat the Titans up on the Gold Coast $2.30
Bartz Kristina Mladenovic French Open winner @ $24
Mills Morphettville - Saturday, 20 May 2017 Race 7
This is the 50th MugPunters.com.au podcast for Monday 15th May 2017 and to celebrate, we have a monster State of Origin preview and coming up in this extra special episode:
PLUS Exclusive interviews, breaking news, team lists, controversy and so much more dribble!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Have we learned nothing from previous years? Game 1 - Queensland at $1.80
Bartz Bartz - NSW to win Origin one @ $2
Mills Surely Queensland
This is a special Mother’s Day MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 11th May 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus we’ve got big group 1 racing from Brisbane and Adelaide, Boxing, Rugby Union, Cycling and a big tennis spat between two of our favourites!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Raiders to beat the Knights this week Penrith to beat the Knights next week Multi into Nairo Quintana to win the Giro (again) A collect of over $3
Bartz Work hard and be good to your mother
Mills Racing Doomben R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 4th May 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus the big NRL representative round, AFL betting, cycling, racing and so much more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Cycling Nairo Quintana to win the Giro d'Italia @ $2
Bartz Cycling Nairo Quintana into Chris Froome for the Giro d'italia - Tour De France double @ $4
Mills Racing Gold Coast Saturday R5 #2 Religify
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 27th April 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete AFL Freemantle to get home with the 18.5 start against the West Coast Into Richmond to get home with the very generous 33.5 start against the Crows
Bartz NRL Bulldogs v Raiders total match points under 40.5 @ $1.90
Mills Not Mills official WWW Get on anything William Pike is riding in the last at Ascot!
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 20th April 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
The Newcastle Knights court off contract Kieran Foran with a promise of a new start... and a 100% deposit match bonus with the NRL’s favourite bookmakers
Richmond undefeated in the AFL and St George Illawarra at the top of the NRL ladder and we could have the keys as to whether they stay there, or whether they pull a Molly Meldrum
And Phil Gould claims Cronulla won a soft NRL competition last year whilst NRL fans claim Phil Gould is an out of touch old bag with as much personality as a tea bag left in the sun covered in blue cheese that was thrown up by a toddler - and no, we’re not jealous people actually listen to his podcast. Why wouldn’t they? Why would they bother listening to something that is actually entertaining like this? We’re not dirty. Seriously. Not at all…. Ah, just play the intro.
Plus we’ve got group one racing tips, random sports jokes, a few dodgy puns and a reference to Pete’s mother’s cooking all coming up!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete AFL Multi Geelong to beat the Saints Crows to beat the Suns Richmond to beat Melbourne Total multi = approximately $3
Bartz NRL Multi Sharks 13+ into Bulldogs @ $3.40
Mills Saturday Ascot R8
Sawadee krap, happy Songkran and Happy Easter Mug Punters. This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday 13th April 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS we've got surfing at Bells Beach, AFL winners everywhere, NRL specials and more winners than you can poke a stick at!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Kings XI Punjab to beat the Kolkata Knight Riders tonight paying around $2
Bartz Bells Surfing: John John Florence best of the rest, minus Australia and Brazil @ $2.75
Mills Saturday Racing Randwick R3#1 Acatour
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS AFL tips, NRL tips, The Masters at Augusta with BREAKING NEWS and plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Winx to win the Queen Elizabeth Stakes Geelong to beat Melbourne in the AFL Adelaide Crows to win the local derby in the AFL You should get a little over $2.20
Bartz Aussie Curtis Luck - Highest finishing amateur at the Masters $1.80
Mills Chinese Grand Prix - winner - Lewis Hamilton - $2.25
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for Thursday March 30th and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus we’ve got NRL, Surfing and of course a huge preview of the first weekend of the Sydney Championships racing at Randwick
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Randwick Saturday The Star Doncaster Mile Race 9, #2 Le Romain
Bartz NRL - Roosters, Broncs, Cows, Sharks multi @ $2.90
Mills Bendigo Saturday R3#8 Limestone
Mugpunters.com.au Podcast
-No, it’s just not cricket. At least that’s what VVS Laxman was saying about the way Steve Smith celebrated the wicket of Virat Koli BEFORE he saw the full photograph. Meanwhile the Aussie captain couldn’t give a crap as he pilots his team to a series-defining draw in Ranji. -A new phrase enters the Aussie vernacular as a Collingwood AFL player describes his bar fight as catching his hand on a door handle. -And ‘racing, racing everywhere so let’s all have a bet’. That’s the philosophy gripping punters around the country as we head into another huge weekend on the gee-gees.
Plus NRL, soccer, Formula one and much, much more.
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for March 16th 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS a big NRL preview, surfing tips, Super Rugby tips, State of Origin breaking news and LOADS more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete Super Rugby - Lions to get home against the Reds NRL - Melbourne to take down the Broncos Racing - Winx in the George Ryder
Bartz Rosehill Saturday R7#15 Houtzen
Mills Flemington Saturday R7#11 Verstappen
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for Thursday 9th March and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS A bumper set of NRL tips, even more Cricket, Super Rugby, Group 1 Racing and even a little Surfing thrown in there.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Roosters to get the job done vs the Bulldogs this weekend at $1.45 I can’t help but want to multi that into the Indians winning the 3rd cricket test vs Australia at $1.75 For a collect of a touch over $2.50
Bartz Surfing: Mick Fanning to win the Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast @ $7.50 (or Felipe Toledo if pissy waves, also $7.50)
Mills ??? Saturday Randwick Race 7, No 14 Omei Sword
This is a special edition of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 2nd March 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS Eugenie Buchard's twitter date, more NRL, NRL and Rugby League
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete NRL Round 1 Multi Penrith to beat St George Roosters to beat Gold Coast Melbourne Storm to beat Bulldogs About $4.30 for that multi
Bartz William Hill promo $50 min bet on NRL Premiership Winner 2017 Panthers @ $8. $5 in free bets per win for all 26 rounds
Mills Ascot Saturday R3#2 Royal Supreme
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for the 23rd Feb 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS Super Rugby kicks off, NRL wagers, Cricket bets, plenty of Group 1 Racing tips, Winx going around, Steve Smith censored and LOADS more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete $1.56 - India to win the first test vs Australia - enough said $1.53 - Super Rugby - Stormers at home to take care of the Bulls who are missing key players for this all South African round 1 clash Fatten up your multi’s or get about $2.38 for this little bounty
Bartz Roosters to beat the Titans NRL (RND 1) @ $2 Add Panthers to beat Dragons @ $1.50 for multi bets.
Mills Randwick Saturday R6
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 16th February 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS more racing, T20 Cricket, NRL news and plenty more!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete T20 Game 1 - Aus vs SL Aaron Finch MOTM - $4.50
Bartz Australia v India first test India @ $1.44
Mills Flemington R2#3 Duke Of Brunswick
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 8th February 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus NRL All Stars, Cricket, Tennis and a wrap of a huge week in sport
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers Pete NRL Indigenous All Stars to win vs NRL All Stars
Bartz NRL Indigenous All Stars to win vs NRL All Stars
Mills Caulfield Saturday R4#4 Pariah
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for February 2nd 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus Cricket, Tennis, Rugby League, Poker, Julie Goodwin and lots, lots more
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete How many times will "Gronk or Gronkowski" be said during live broadcast? You can get $1.70 about over 4 Into Patriots to win the Superbowl
Bartz Danny Green to beat Anthony Mundine @ $1.80 (Ladbrokes promo: Max bet $50)
Mills Saturday - Randwick R6#3 Omei Sword
This is a very special Australia Day edition of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus the Chris Brown Big Bash final, the Aussies head to New Zealand for more cricket, more Australian Open tennis, racing brain explosions, UFC tips, breaking news about Usain Bolt and plenty more
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Roger Federer to beat Stan Wawrinka in the Aus Open semi finals Into Raffa to beat Dimitrov Into Serena Williams to win the women’s title
Bartz Australian Open Semi Finals - Rafael Nadal to win @ $1.45 v Grigor Dimitrov
Mills Moonee Valley Racing - Friday R7#3 Malaguerra
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 19th January 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus four from four NFL winning tips from last week's playoffs, a racing quaddie collect, tips in the Tour Down Under cycling, drugs in sport and plenty more from the Big Bash, One Dayers, Australian Open Tennis and anything else a growing boy or girl could need.
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Green Bay to beat Atlanta into New England Patriots to beat the Steelers (plus Richie Porte to win the TDU as an odds booster)
Bartz Triple J Hottest 100 Winner - Flume - Never be like you @ $1.85
Mills Ascot Saturday R2#3 Blue Houdini
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for 12th January 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS loads of Cricket and plenty of laughs on order!
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Green Bay to beat Dallas in Dallas at $2.80
Bartz Novak Djokovic Australian Open winner @ $2.75
Mills Saturday - Race 6 - Gold Coast Magic Millions Cup Number 1 - Lucky Hustler
This is the first MugPunters.com.au Podcast for 2017 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS Surfing, UFC, NRL, AFL and just about any sport you can think of!
Bonus: The boys talk through punting strategies for 2017 and how to keep in control of your punting through the year.
This is the extra special season of festivities episode of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus... well, that's it actually. Enjoy.
Oh and for the record... did Bartz really predict the death of George Michael at the close of last week's podcast? Listen back to the final remarks of last week and let us know if Bartz should have had a bet?
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 22nd of December 2016 and coming up in this week’s extra special Santa certified episode:
Plus more Cricket, more NFL, UFC, racing and even Sailing!
Worthwhile Weekly Wager
Pete - Buccaneers at $2.28 against New Orleans - Into the Texans at home to destroy the Bengals at $1.87 - Into Wild Oats XI to win the Sydney to Hobart Just these three will get you about $5.50 and you can fatten them up with any other NFL picks you see fit
Mills Caulfield Boxing Day Races Race 7, #2 Master of Arts
Bartz Dominic Cruz to retain the Bantamweight title at UFC 207 @ $1.45
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 15th of December 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
So join Bartz, Mills and myself PK as we jump into this week’s podcast like Chris Sandow trying to punch Todd Carney
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete Let’s multi up my NFL picks this week Miami to beat NYJ at $1.80 Into the Houston Texans to destroy the Jacksonville Jaguars at $1.40 Into Ravens to beat Eagles at $1.40 For a return around $3.50
Bartz Australian V Pakistan Test Cricket Series: Yasir shah for top Pakistan wicket taker @$3.75
Mills Randwick Saturday R3#8 She Will Reign
This is the MugPunters.com.au podcast for the 8th December 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus NFL, the shock F1 announcement, surfing at Pipeline and much much more
Worthwhile Weekly Wagers
Pete I’m heading back to the NFL and cricket where I’ll throw a cheeky multi of the Aussie’s to beat NZ in game 3 of the ODI series into Ray Finkle and the Miami Dolphins to get over the Arizona Cardinals on the weekend for a modest return of around $2.50
Bartz Steve Smith - Man of The Match in the 3rd ODI against NZ @ $9
Mills Flemington Saturday R8#7 Vital Importance
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 1st December 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus more golf, more Supercars (that we can’t call V8’s), more NFL, cricket and so much more it will make your early Christmas shopping sack full
Tips of the Week:
Bartz Tottenham Hotspurs at home to Swansea in the EPL @ $1.33 Jordy Spieth in the ‘Hero World Challenge’ Golf - Top 10 finish @ $1.25 English to smash the Wallabies @ $1.24 in the Rugby Union Multi @ $2.07
Pete Jamie Whincup to win race 1 of the Sydney 500 @ $2.50
Mills WA Races (Ascot) Race 1 - Number 3. JUST ACT NATURAL
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for Thursday 24th November 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
• South African cricket captain Faf du Plessis sucks on lollies as the Aussies learn to suck eggs ahead of a potential test series clean sweep on home soil.
• We crunch the numbers on the World Cup of Golf but get distracted by a sign telling players not to lick their balls.
• and Bartz takes us to the Octagon in Melbourne where he's found a couple of prelim bets on a fight card he rates no better than the ones outside the local pub after lockout.
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for Thursday 17th November 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus a UFC wrap, F1 catch up, boxing, racing and much, much more.
Tips of the Week:
Pete Cricket - South Africa at $1.90 to win - even if the weather forecast is poor Into Australia to win the final of the Rugby League Four Nations at $1.24 Total = approx $2.35
Mills Ascot Saturday R7 #14 Whispering Brook
Bartz Isaiah Firebrace - 2016 X-Factor final winner. $1.65
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 10th November 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus Four Nations Rugby League, the Huge Summer of Cricket, Formula 1, Horse Racing and much, much more.
Tips of the Week: Pete: Aus vs SA cricket - 2nd Test - Hobart DRAW @ $1.60 into Aus -5.5 to win the 4 nations pool match against England $1.55 TOTAL = $2.48 collect
Mills: Saturday 12th November Sandown R9 #12 High Church
Bartz: Australia to win the Four Nations Rugby League
This is a very special 2016 Emirates Melbourne Cup Flemington horse racing edition of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this bonus episode:
PLUS we provide a run down of every horse starting in the cup and our analysis and tips that are better comedy value than punting value.
We feel a little like Rocky today. Gotta pick ourselves back off the canvas after the debacle of Derby day, but like any good Mug Punter, we make some top excuses and find some more cash to have a play on the biggest race day of the year!
Melbourne - Flemington - Race 7 - Tuesday November 1st 2016
Pete's Tips (in no order): 1. Big Orange 6. Hartnell - WIN 11. Grand Marshall 12. Jameka 17. Almandin 20. Oceanographer - BIGGEST THREAT 23. Qewy
Bartz Tips (in no order): 1. Big Orange 10. Gallante 13. Heartbreak City 18. Assign 19. Grey Lion
Mills Tips (in order): 20. Oceanographer 6. Hartnell 17. Almandin 12. Jameka
This is a special spring racing carnival edition of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS hard luck stories, Winx and all things Derby Day at the Flemington Spring Carnival.
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the week of the 20th October 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS A-League, NFL, Surfing, cricket pitches that are too long and so much more!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for the 13th of October 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS Racing including the Caulfield cup, the Rugby League test, US Politics, cycling, cricket, the NFL, Nick Kyrgios and so much more!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast for October 6th 2016 and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS the Quik Pro in France, Group 1 Racing, the 24 can per day limit at Bathurst and so much more!
This is the very special AFL and NRL Grand Final edition of the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS the biggest AFL and NRL grand final preview you'll find on our website and so much more dribble it will make your eyes water.
Welcome to a huge Footy Finals edition of the Mug Punters podcast for 22nd September 2016. Coming up in this episode:
All this plus Formula One racing, Group One horse racing and as always, so much more dribble.
Welcome to this very special edition of the MugPunters.com.au podcast: - Where we send Mr Mills to a place more sweaty than the underarm of an overweight bogan in a tracksuit running for the outdoor buffet in Dubai - Bartz tries to comprehend a red eye flight back to Australian just in time for semi final time in the footy - And PK sits poolside here in Bali sipping on Bintangs pretending to be working As we chat about F1, AFL, NRL and loads more!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS a little bit of racing, women's AFL and dodgy Bali sunglasses
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus our Olympic wrap, Brett Harvey's Kangaroo farewell, AFL and NRL markets, Formula 1 and a return to Group One racing plus much, much more!
This is the final of the Olympic special MugPunters.com.au Podcasts and coming up in this week’s episode:
Plus crazy world records, 61 year old's posing as athletes for drug testing, frustration with the broadcast, commentary and organising stuff ups, Aussie gold, shoulders snapping and much, much more!
Live from in front of the television watching the Rio Games, this is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this Olympic Games Special:
Plus Aussie gold medalists, the debacle of games organisation, hot medal chances, Samantha Stosur's biceps and much, much more!
So let’s dive straight into the murky green water of the Olympic diving pool and hope we don’t catch anything on this Olympic Games Special of the Mug Punters podcast
This is the first Rio Olympic special MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS Aussie gold medal chances, how to look for best value bets, Olympic records and facts, unscrupulous people that cash in on the games (shame on them) and yes... the cycling events!
All packed into a podcast that will take 8 weeks to listen to!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS the NRL, the PGA Championship, Racing and so much more!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS the wash up of the Open Championships, Mick Fanning's big win at J-Bay, racing and even Pokemon Go!
This is the MugPunters.com.au Podcast and coming up in this week’s episode:
PLUS - Mills is racing in Grafton - This weeks NRL matches - The 60 second soapbox tackles racism in sport
And much much more.
In the next installment of this ‘world championship-winning’ podcast, the boys are licking their wounds after a diabolical week on the punt.
Understandably gun-shy as we get to the pointy end of Wimbledon, Euro 2016 and the Tour de France, they nonetheless ignore the throbbing in their heads and aching in their loins to cast their proverbial nets far and wide to come up with some obscure wagers, even stooping as low as betting on two women beating each other up inside an octagon-shaped cage.
At least they aren’t stupid enough to believe NSW has any chance in Origin III…
No, it’s not the latest recording by two of New York’s finest rappers but rather the dream match-up at this year’s Tour De France, where last year’s victor and knighthood hopeful Chris Froome takes on the oldest man in professional cycling in The (dung) Beetle, Nairo Quintana.
The boys are torn on which one will come out on top, but one thing is for sure – those that complete all ball-chafing 3,519 kilometres will be riding high in the saddle when they get to Paris.
Euro 2016, league, mechanical bull riding and punching Merrins (whatever that is) also get a mention in a bumper show. It’s 30 minutes of your life you will never get back!
On this episode of the podcast the boys demonstrate their eclectic taste in sport, from football to racing and there’s even some banter about volleyball!
After several valiant attempts to find a way for New South Wales to win game two of State Of Origin they resign themselves to the fact Queensland will probably romp away with another series victory, while Bart gets on his high horse about the NRL judiciary.
Australia’s absence from Euro 2016 is noted before Mills gives the inside oil about a smoky going around at the Eagle Farm thoroughbred meeting on Saturday.
The boys discuss the Blues team for game 1.. Why Laurie Daley must be smoking the glass BBQ to select Dylan Walker + NRL Betting and Giro tips...Get to it!
The very first episode of Mug Punters takes a look at the Yellow Jersey chances for the 2015 Tour de France