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The Babylon Bee celebrates the Christmas season and the end of 2024! Kyle, Travis, and Brandon take a look back at the website's content over the year, discuss the difficulty of modern gift-giving, and go over hard-hitting news topics that really matter. Then, join us in the Battle Box to find out which movie is best: Die Hard or Home Alone?
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On a very special episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the gang takes a step back to examine their own whiteness with the help of Ibram X Kendi's The Antiracist Deck. We explore such topics as blackness, whiteness, and 7-Eleven.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about Hunter Biden getting a pardon from his dad and how Elon Musk might be buying Hasbro to save Dungeons & Dragons from the woke mind virus. Kyle and the gang also talk about bad movies that are good and good movies that are bad.
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Gabe Eltaeb of Big Man Comics is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how we are in a vibe shift, the Republicans are the cool kids now, woke is dead, and cancel culture is canceled. The Southern Poverty Law Center tried to attack The Babylon Bee and its sister site, Not The Bee, as a “junk news site” as part of its Hatewatch coverage, but just about everyone just laughed at them. Oh, and Bluesky is a silly place.
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The Babylon Bee reacts to some of Trump’s early picks for cabinet positions in his administration like Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, and Mike Huckabee. Democrats took issue that they are not all qualified experts like their uncontroversial Democrat cabinet picks. Also, former Trump attorney Michael Cohen got gloriously trolled on a livestream. The Bee also talks to Lathan Watts from Alliance Defending Freedom about The Babylon Bee’s ongoing lawsuit against the state of California.
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The Babylon Bee reacts to some of Trump’s early picks for cabinet positions in his administration like Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, and Mike Huckabee. Democrats took issue that they are not all qualified experts like their uncontroversial Democrat cabinet picks. Also, former Trump attorney Michael Cohen got gloriously trolled on a livestream. The Bee also talks to Lathan Watts from Alliance Defending Freedom about The Babylon Bee’s ongoing lawsuit against the state of California.
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The Babylon Bee did a livestream on Election Day. Here it is for podcast land.
It's finally Election Day 2024 and The Babylon Bee is going LIVE to talk about it— well, sort of.
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The Babylon Bee is Garbage For Trump in this election betting odds special with guest Maxim Lott of ElectionBettingOdds.Com, who tells us Trump is absolutely 100% going to win every time 60% of the time. President Biden called Trump supporters garbage, Whoopi Goldberg went on an insane rant, and Kamala seems to be chickening out with Joe Rogan. That’s not all! Arnold Swarzenegger and Buzz Aldrin climb into this episode’s Battle Box. Don’t forget to stay for the Garbage Lounge afterwards.
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Did you know Trump working at McDonald’s was staged? Did you also know that real reporters did some digging and discovered that the image of Trump as a Pittsburgh Steelers player is 81% likely AI-generated? What can we trust these days?
In this week’s episode, Kyle and the gang welcome special guest Seth Gruber, a prominent voice in the Pro-Life movement, and conveniently the host of The Seth Gruber Show. They talk about The 1916 Project film which delves into the Planned Parenthood connection to the KKK and Nazis. Kyle also really wanted to show off his baseball knowledge and then talks about how the petty tyrants at the popular Board Game Geek website have banned him.
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The Babylon Bee got banned from a Christianity subreddit, hate mail poured in after The Babylon Bee premiered their new movie about January 6, and the liberals are reacting in a totally normal way as the 2024 election appears neck-and-neck. Kamala plagiarized her book and Donald Trump is having rallies. You know who else held rallies? HITLER.
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January 6: The Most Deadliest Day is going live this Friday, October 11, so The Babylon Bee Podcast is going to talk about why we decided to make a movie about January 6, some of our favorite moments from behind the scenes, and, in the subscribers-only lounge, the controversial deleted scenes.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, J.D. Vance brings a hefty dose of "toxic masculinity" to the Vice Presidential debate, leaving Tim Walz with a look that says, "I didn't sign up for this." Meanwhile, The Babylon Bee decided to sue California over its dumb new "deepfake" law! On the international front, Iran figured it was a good time to lob some missiles at Israel, sparking a lively debate about whether the United States can afford interventionism. Finally, don't be surprised if your friendly neighborhood Christian pastor tells you it’s time for Kamala Harris and to not fight the culture war— because apparently, that’s where we’re at now.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, J.D. Vance brings a hefty dose of "toxic masculinity" to the Vice Presidential debate, leaving Tim Walz with a look that says, "I didn't sign up for this." Meanwhile, The Babylon Bee decided to sue California over its dumb new "deepfake" law! On the international front, Iran figured it was a good time to lob some missiles at Israel, sparking a lively debate about whether the United States can afford interventionism. Finally, don't be surprised if your friendly neighborhood Christian pastor tells you it’s time for Kamala Harris and to not fight the culture war— because apparently, that’s where we’re at now.
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In this episode, The Babylon Bee discusses releasing the sausages in Gaza after the meme-worthy gaffe by the British prime minister. There’s also a few updates on the would-be Trump assassin and his son. Then the guys compare and contrast Puerto Rico, the island, to Puerto Rico, the board game. In the subscribers-only lounge, they wrap up with some love mail from Roman Catholics, discuss the necessity of works in salvation, and Jarret reveals another secret.
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In this episode, the team dives into the second attempt on Donald Trump's life, where a man armed with a scoped AK-style rifle was thwarted by the Secret Service. Also, did you know that Trump’s heated rhetoric is to blame? There’s plenty of hate mail and Jarret shares a secret just for subscribers in the subscriber lounge.
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In this episode, the team dives into the second attempt on Donald Trump's life, where a man armed with a scoped AK-style rifle was thwarted by the Secret Service. Also, did you know that Trump’s heated rhetoric is to blame? There’s plenty of hate mail and Jarret shares a secret just for subscribers in the subscriber lounge.
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Kamala Harris and two moderators finally squared off against Donald Trump and The Babylon Bee podcast is back to hit every key moment. Also, a doctor from Australia is facing losing his license because he shared Babylon Bee articles.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the team delves into the theme of "JOY" at the DNC Convention, highlighting the joyful protests outside and inside the building. From Biden's joyful yelling to one lady being wacked in the head with a ‘We Love Joe’ sign, the Bee breaks down the week's events.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the team delves into the theme of "JOY" at the DNC Convention, highlighting the joyful protests outside and inside the building. From Biden's joyful yelling to one lady being wacked in the head with a ‘We Love Joe’ sign, the Bee breaks down the week's events.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, they dive into the deep wisdom of Kamala Harris, where the crew tries to untangle her philosophical musings on yellow school buses and Venn diagrams. They also chat about Trump's Twitter comeback, Kamala’s team cooking the Google ad results with fake headlines, and the saga of breakdancing getting the boot from the 2028 Olympics. As always, the show wouldn't be complete without a "Banger of the Week" and a "Bomb of the Week"—because, well, they can't all be winners!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, they dive into the deep wisdom of Kamala Harris, where the crew tries to untangle her philosophical musings on yellow school buses and Venn diagrams. They also chat about Trump's Twitter comeback, Kamala’s team cooking the Google ad results with fake headlines, and the saga of breakdancing getting the boot from the 2028 Olympics. As always, the show wouldn't be complete without a "Banger of the Week" and a "Bomb of the Week"—because, well, they can't all be winners!
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The Babylon Bee Podcast looks at crazy lefty Tim Walz being chosen as Kamala Harris's VP pick. They analyze some of the many controversial bills he has signed and how he ran away from the call of duty. There was also a stock market crash, tensions between Iran and Israel, and violence in the UK. They conclude with a lighthearted Red Lobster fact, subscriber headlines, and a closing hymn in honor of Apollo 11.
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Move over White Dudes For Kamala! White Dudes For Trump is in session and The Babylon Bee Podcast is going to talk about big tech censoring basic Trump information, the Secret Service’s failure of imagination, and Venezuela’s crazy week. Oh yeah, J.D. Vance is weird but the Olympics opening ceremony is totally normal. In the subscribers-only lounge, the guys go into the Battle Box and have a Dudes Debate!
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Megan Basham is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about woke leftist agendas that are infiltrating the church. She is the culture reporter for Daily Wire, a church lady, and a keeper of receipts.
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Megan Basham is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about woke leftist agendas that are infiltrating the church. She is the culture reporter for Daily Wire, a church lady, and a keeper of receipts.
Check out Megan Basham’s new book on this topic, Shepherds For Sale: https://a.co/d/1zruhhE
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The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about the conspiracy plot to take down Joe Biden and put forward a nominee for president that nobody voted for. Also, the Bee discusses the director of the Secret Service and her “Stonewalling” evasive answers not helping the tinfoil hat crowd.
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The Babylon Bee reacts to how the lame media handled the assassination attempt on former president Donald Trump and gave us their terrible takes. They also discuss the news that J.D. Vance is the VP nominee on the ticket as well as how the Republicans are becoming a big tent party that seem to be softening their stances on marriage and abortion.
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The Babylon Bee remembers when Star Wars was good. Kyle, Brandon, and Dan talk about some of their favorite things about Star Wars from when it used to be good, the latest Bee sketch about how video games are made in 2024, and Red Lobster celebrities!
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The Babylon Bee reacts to all of the key moments of the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. They’re also hanging out with Joshua Weigel, director of the new Sound of Hope movie. There’s other news this week like Louisiana requiring the Ten Commandments be displayed in public classrooms, Julian Assange being released from prison after a plea deal, and Snopes finally fact checking the “fine people” hoax 7 years late. Travis’ Game Korner is back where Kyle and Travis check out High Fructose!
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The Babylon Bee reacts to all of the key moments of the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. They’re also hanging out with Joshua Weigel, director of the new Sound of Hope movie. There’s other news this week like Louisiana requiring the Ten Commandments be displayed in public classrooms, Julian Assange being released from prison after a plea deal, and Snopes finally fact checking the “fine people” hoax 7 years late. Travis’ Game Korner is back where Kyle and Travis check out High Fructose!
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Swimmer Riley Gaines is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about whether or not she could take on a shark, the trans attack on women’s sports, and whether there’s never ever been a show like Veggietales.
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Swimmer Riley Gaines is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about whether or not she could take on a shark, the trans attack on women’s sports, and whether there’s never ever been a show like Veggietales.
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The Babylon Bee thinks of all the great moments that remind us why we miss Trump being President and then talks about Hunter Biden getting convicted on lesser felony charges after the DA’s “sweetheart” plea deal blew up. The Pope is in hot water again, but so are the crustaceans at Red Lobster.
Mentioned in podcast is Trump’s recounting of famous battles: https://youtu.be/OSoyyErZ3Zo
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Matt Walsh is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to react to The Bee’s coverage of him over the years and also to dole out the appropriate punishments for various crimes. He talks about being Transphobe of the Year in 2022, whether or not the culture can be saved, and his new show Judged.
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Matt Walsh is finally on The Babylon Bee Podcast to react to The Bee’s coverage of him over the years and also to dole out the appropriate punishments for various crimes. He talks about being Transphobe of the Year in 2022, whether or not the culture can be saved, and his new show Judged.
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Kyle and the gang at The Babylon Bee do our Pride Month Roundup, discussing how everything is gay this month including Star Wars and Baseball. We have the rare Love Mail and listeners emailed in some Red Lobster memories and facts.
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Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn’t know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the church. A man tried to become a dog and failed and Kyle got some special salty hate mail.
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A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if The Bee is Jewish or literally Hitler.
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A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if The Bee is Jewish or literally Hitler.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and apparently a gang of killer whales has taken over the world. Woke Jesus came out, Jerry Seinfeld gave a speech, and the Trump court sketch artists are having a field day. The Bee got fact checked again, there’s Fight Club, and, of course, hate mail.
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Tulsi Gabbard gets grilled by The Babylon Bee on whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, being sent to war and politics, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party.
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Tyrus is back on The Babylon Bee to talk about his abiding hatred for Planet Fitness, how trans activists aren’t Rosa Parks, and threatening Piers Morgan.
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Travis and Brandon react to the news about Star Wars: The Acolyte, the lady who got arrested for changing the locks of her own house, and that baffling Don Lemon interview with Elon Musk. They also brainstorm a counter-cultural fantasy series that is sure to be the next big hit: Ghost Storm. There’s a banger, a bomb and hate mail too!
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back and has a cat too for some reason. They talk about Ben Shapiro not wanting you to retire, a Boeing whistleblower being found dead, and what is going on with Kate Middleton. They also make hard choices in Sink or Swim. Did we mention that Brandon brought a cat?
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The Mandalorian and MMA star, Gina Carano, sat down with Babylon Bee editor-in-chief Kyle Mann to talk about Elon Musk and X helping her in her lawsuit against Disney, getting canceled over a ‘beep/bop/boop’, and God being bigger than all of the enemies we face in the world.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to talk about books that aren’t terrible to read and that maybe you should read too… and also how Admiral Ackbar is so misunderstood.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back to talk about Google’s Gemini AI racism and how churches have some really bad church signs.
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The Babylon Bee crew is assembled in a theology dream team to tackle all your hard Bible questions. Do you even exegete, bro? Let’s find out.
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It’s another podcast with Kyle, Jarret, Brandon, and Travis! They talk about the news of the week like In-N-Out closing its first ever location because of California, big tech CEOs having blood on their hands, and how pro-life protesters are facing up to 11 years in prison for trying to save lives. Also, what are the most searched for prompts on Google about the Bee?
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It’s another Babylon Bee Podcast! Vivek is out of the race after the Iowa Caucus, Hulk Hogan got saved and he’s already saving others, and the United States is bombing the Houthis prompting American citizens to ask: who are the Houthis? Be encouraged by The Babylon Bee’s Bible verse of the week. Then, be discouraged by how the internet reacted to that one joke about Vivek and 7-Eleven.
It’s 2024 and we still don’t have flying cars. The Pope called for a universal ban on surrogacy, there was a riot in a New York Jewish center over an illegal 50-foot tunnel, and the Peregrine mission to the moon is a failure (probably because the earth is flat and the rocket hit the firmament). There’s also a Bible verse of the week and there’s a birthday at the Bee!
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is here to do a rundown of the world’s strange and weird Christmas Traditions including spiders in your house, putting poop in your nativity scene, and dressing up like demons to drag children into hell! Kyle, Jarret, and Travis also talk about their what books, movies, and games they enjoyed and hated this year. Apparently Kyle read 50 books and walked from Bag End to Mordor. What a show off.
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The Babylon Bee sits down with Siaka Massaquoi to talk about how the FBI recently separated him from his pregnant wife at the airport and arrested him over charges related to January 6th. What really happened on January 6th and what was Siaka doing at the Capitol Building?
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Kyle, Adam, Travis, and Emma celebrate Thanksgiving and answer soul-searching questions like what is the pilgrim and the squanto in their lives.
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Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis are back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about Switchfoot, Cybertruck, and Kyle’s favorite song from the 80’s classic Christian movie Home Safe. They also talk about the 10 Freeway shutdown, Senator Fetterman trolling the pro-Hamas, and San Francisco cleaning up its streets for a communist dictator. There’s also glorious hate mail.
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Alisa Childers is finally at The Babylon Bee to talk about her new book The Deconstruction Of Christianity and what is really wrong with the Contemporary Christian Music industry. Also, what in the world is going on with Andy Stanley and the Unconditional Conference?
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back with Jarret, Chandler, Adam, and Travis talking about what’s new with them and with The Bee. The Israel-Hamas war is in the news and so is Derek Webb for wearing a dress to the Dove Awards.
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JP Sears is on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about being comfortable in a women’s swimsuit, living his truth, and changing his mind on God. The nature of Satan and evil come up and also how to know if you are hearing God correctly. He also answers a brand new set of ten questions.
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Geologist Dr. Tim Clarey from Institute For Creation Research is at the Babylon Bee to talk about why he thinks rock megasequences are evidence for a global flood 4,300 years ago. He is joined by Mr. Dave Napier, a fellow speaker from ICR, and both young-earth creationists talk about young rocks, dinosaurs having feathers, and whether Russell Crowe was a good or a great Noah.
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Institute For Creation Research is having a Creation Mega Conference in Phoenix, AZ on October 12-14. The Babylon Bee’s Editor-In-Chief Kyle Mann will be there! There is still time to register and go!: https://www.icr.org/event/2241/
Aww yeah! Kyle, Adam, and Travis welcome you to a special subscriber edition of The Babylon Bee Podcast where they talk about their favorite war movies of all time and get thoughts from the subscribers on the subject too! It’s also been a while since the gang read through subscriber headlines, so let's dig in!
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The Bee Podcast takes a look at the new Babylon Bee Guide To Gender! The artists and writers behind the book talk about their favorite gags and easter eggs they hid throughout the book!
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Candace Owens is back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about her new true crime docuseries Convicting a Murderer on DailyWire+, which aims to correct the Netflix docuseries Making a Murderer. Also, will Candace Owens run for President?
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Kyle, Adam, and Travis talk about the latest news like Mitch McConnell continuing to freeze up, a Delta Airlines flight that had to turn around due to “diarrhea all through the airplane”, and how Liberty Safes has your access codes and would apparently just hand them over to the FBI. Also Bethesda’s new game Starfield came out and some people got really angry about pronouns.
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Superman Dean Cain is at The Babylon Bee with our good friend and graphic novelist Gabe Eltaeb to talk about their latest collaboration in Dean Cain: All American Lawman from Big Man Comics. They talk about how wokeness breaks the pattern of true art and what it means to put faith in Jesus Christ as well as weigh the evidence for Bigfoot!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, The Bee guys and girl talk about the new projects The Babylon Bee is working on like the new Babylon Bee Guide to Gender. Adam went to Africa, Kyle went to New York, and Hurricane Hilary has DESTROYED Southern California.
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Dr. Gad Saad is at The Babylon Bee to talk about being a happy honey badger and his evolutionary psychology takes on consumer behavior, infectious ideas that are killing common sense, and his new book The Saad Truth About Happiness. Gad recently got in trouble for saying certain languages are violently ugly, so The Babylon Bee wanted to find out what other languages are ugly. Also, since Neil Degrasse Tyson says you can feel 80% female some days and it doesn’t matter what your chromosomes say, everyone decided to change their gender. Neat! Also, what do women want?
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Dave Ramsey tells The Babylon Bee how to buy things you don’t need with money you don’t have to impress people you don’t like. He talks about when is it okay to use a credit card, self-made millionaires in America, and answers the Bee’s famous ten questions.
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Voddie Baucham is at The Babylon Bee to talk about CRT in the church, gospel patriarchy, and how you can do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for the Lord. He also has thoughts about how to celebrate pride month right.
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In the full-length, ad-free podcast for subscribers to The Babylon Bee only, Pastor Voddie talks about the alphabet mafia and the definitive signs your church is going woke. He also talks about what it was like to almost become president of the SBC and that one question The Babylon Bee asked Elon Musk.
Kyle is back with Jarret, Brandon and Travis for one last weekly release of the Babylon Bee podcast and to announce how the podcast is changing. Instead of one dedicated show each week, we will still have interviews and do less structured, discussion-focused podcasts as we focus more on bigger, secret projects.
The team this week brings you what’s in the news like Hillary Clinton blaming the heat on MAGA republicans, a discussion on how Christians should use humor, terrible Bible jokes and more!
Thank you to all our fans and supporters who love the recurring podcast and don’t go away, there’s more to come!
In the subscriber section the four discuss their favorite Christian movies growing up and how skateboarding was a popular hobby amongst Christian youths. Followed by bonus hate mail and subscriber headlines.
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Kyle is back with Jarret, Brandon and Travis for one last weekly release of the Babylon Bee podcast and to announce how the podcast is changing. Instead of one dedicated show each week, we will still have interviews and do less structured, discussion-focused podcasts as we focus more on bigger, secret projects.
The team this week brings you what’s in the news like Hillary Clinton blaming the heat on MAGA republicans, a discussion on how Christians should use humor, terrible Bible jokes and more!
Thank you to all our fans and supporters who love the recurring podcast and don’t go away, there’s more to come!
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Pastor John MacArthur of Grace Community Church fought Gavin Newsom and the State of California to keep his church open and won. He argued that the church was essential and there is a new movie about it: The Essential Church. The Babylon Bee shows him their award-winning journalism covering his exploits and tempts Pastor John with a beer.
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Travis, Emma, and Brandon lead the show this time. This week, Trump thinks he might be arrested for January 6 (again). Disney claims photos from the set of Snow White were fake, but psych! They’re very real and ridiculous. The trio also discuss what they’ve been consuming this past week with some game, TV show, and book recommendations.
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Travis, Emma, and Brandon lead the show this time. This week, Trump thinks he might be arrested for January 6 (again). Disney claims photos from the set of Snow White were fake, but psych! They’re very real and ridiculous. The trio also discuss what they’ve been consuming this past week with some game, TV show, and book recommendations.
United States Senator Josh Hawley is talking to The Babylon Bee about true masculinity being something good and what it’s like to be the moraliser, neo-Confederate, and Tucker Carlson of the U.S. Senate. He gets into what his new book Manhood is all about and also gets to fanboy over Teddy Roosevelt for a bit.
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United States Senator Josh Hawley is talking to The Babylon Bee about true masculinity being something good and what it’s like to be the moraliser, neo-Confederate, and Tucker Carlson of the U.S. Senate. He gets into what his new book Manhood is all about and also gets to fanboy over Teddy Roosevelt for a bit.
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Kyle, Adam, and Travis are back in the saddle to talk about fitness being a sign of right-wing fascism. Put down that kettlebell, Kyle! Sound of Freedom also came out and the media freaked out about it. Justin Brierley also talks to The Babylon Bee about how New Atheism backfired and seems to be turning people toward Christianity again.
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Kyle, Adam, and Travis are back in the saddle to talk about fitness being a sign of right-wing fascism. Put down that kettlebell, Kyle! Sound of Freedom also came out and the media freaked out about it. Justin Brierley also talks to The Babylon Bee about how New Atheism backfired and seems to be turning people toward Christianity again.
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Peachy Keenan is at The Babylon Bee to encourage everyone to become extremely domestic while The Babylon Bee winds down from the Fourth of July. Travis and Adam are here to talk about cocaine being found at the White House and the crazy rioting going on in France.
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Peachy Keenan is at The Babylon Bee to encourage everyone to become extremely domestic while The Babylon Bee winds down from the Fourth of July. Travis and Adam are here to talk about cocaine being found at the White House and the crazy rioting going on in France.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back to talk about Hunter Biden threatening Chinese business associates with the fact that he is sitting there with his father. NYC also wants to ban coal-fired pizza. Dumb! Does the coup in Russia last week explain how Putin is losing a war in Iraq? Maybe! The Babylon Bee also talks to Harrison about his legal battle to save his son.
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Weakly News with Adam Yenser, The Babylon Bee’s Bible Verse of the Week, and hate mail are glorious as always.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is back to talk about Hunter Biden threatening Chinese business associates with the fact that he is sitting there with his father. NYC also wants to ban coal-fired pizza. Dumb! Does the coup in Russia last week explain how Putin is losing a war in Iraq? Maybe! The Babylon Bee also talks to Harrison about his legal battle to save his son.
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Weakly News with Adam Yenser, The Babylon Bee’s Bible Verse of the Week, and hate mail are glorious as always.
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Adam and Travis are joined this week by comic Bryan Torresdey to talk about comedy and his new web series MIGRANTS. The term ‘cisgender’ is a slur now on Twitter, Hunter Biden avoided seeing any jail time this week, and OceanGate lost their submersible tourist vessel at the Titanic, losing 5 people. Bryan Torresdey talks about his comedy influences and favorite stand-up comedians and then the Bee reads the week’s glorious hate mail about its brand new patriotic shirt for some reason!
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Adam and Travis are joined this week by comic Bryan Torresdey to talk about comedy and his new web series MIGRANTS. The term ‘cisgender’ is a slur now on Twitter, Hunter Biden avoided seeing any jail time this week, and OceanGate lost their submersible tourist vessel at the Titanic, losing 5 people. Bryan Torresdey talks about his comedy influences and favorite stand-up comedians and then the Bee reads the week’s glorious hate mail about its brand new patriotic shirt for some reason!
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It’s Father’s Day and the Babylon Bee guys, Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis, talk about dad stuff! Stories, memories, gift ideas, and more! It’s the perfect time to talk about the favorite movie trilogy of dads everywhere: Indiana Jones.
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It’s Father’s Day and the Babylon Bee guys, Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis, talk about dad stuff! Stories, memories, gift ideas, and more! It’s the perfect time to talk about the favorite movie trilogy of dads everywhere: Indiana Jones.
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Dr. Frank Turek is back at The Babylon Bee to talk about how the embarrassing parts of the Bible are actually evidence that the Bible is really the Word of God. Frank also talks about common questions and objections that college students typically have and how he handles them as a Christian apologist. In the full-length ad-free subscriber podcast, Frank talks about Calvinism and whether it makes God the author of evil and makes all of us humans just moist robots.
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Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Emma are back this week to talk about Tucker’s new show on Twitter, aliens being among us, and whether artificial intelligence is going to replace your local megachurch pastor.
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Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Emma are back this week to talk about Tucker’s new show on Twitter, aliens being among us, and whether artificial intelligence is going to replace your local megachurch pastor.
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The Creator and the Executive Producer of The Tuttle Twins TV Show are at The Babylon Bee: Connor Boyack and Daniel Harmon! They discuss Season 2 of The Tuttle Twins coming out now, including an episode where Jarret LeMaster plays George Washington, and the new Tuttle Twins textbook on American History! Connor and Daniel take a quiz on American History and talk about shows like Transformers that are actively trying to brainwash your kids about pronouns. Sad! But, the Tuttle Twins are here to save America!
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The Babylon Bee sat down with Elon Musk for a wide-ranging interview discussing free speech, his purchase of Twitter to free The Bee, and - most importantly - what video games he's playing right now.
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Kyle, Adam, Brandon and Travis (aka Trevor) sit down to discuss their recent adventure to San Francisco, the latest news, and times people thought the Bee was real! The reason for our trip to San Francisco will be revealed next week… wink wink. DeSantis recently announced his 2024 Presidential Campaign and we discuss some of the alleged nicknames Trump has considered for DeSantis. Brandon said he “love[s] the double boycott” that Target is enduring, as both the Left and Right are mad at Target. Travis doesn’t get the Target craze.
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Kyle, Adam, Emma, and Travis from The Babylon Bee talk about Target’s targeting of children, the wild Trump Town Hall on CNN, and how to properly evaluate the Star Trek film canon. Tears of the Kingdom came out, Elon Musk talked to CNBC, and the Durham Report came out. Also, people still send hate mail to the Bee and King Nerd won the headline contest!
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Doug Wilson is at The Babylon Bee to talk about his case for a Mere Christendom and making America a Christian nation with Christian laws. How would Christian Nationalism be different from Sharia law or would it be? What would Christendom mean for religious and civil liberty? They also talk about Christian use of satire and whether you can mock somebody for Jesus.
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Jarret mentioned The Serrated Edge: https://www.amazon.com/Serrated-Edge-Biblical-Trinitarian-Skylarking/dp/1591280109
The Babylon Bee is back this week to talk about Trump losing that civil suit related to allegations of sexual abuse and defamation, Tucker announcing his show is coming over to Twitter, and The Bee reflects on that Hitler joke. You know. That one. They also take a trip down Nostalgia Lane and remember old commercials and toys from the 80s and 90s.
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The Babylon Bee talks about other news of the week like George Santos being arrested, Bud Light being boycotted by gay bars—they REALLY can’t catch a break!— and the United Kingdom officially crowning their new old king.
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Keith and Kristyn Getty visited The Babylon Bee to talk about good music that builds up the Church, really good Irish jokes, and what it was like to see Satan at the Grammys. They react to worship leader headlines from The Babylon Bee and that time The Babylon Bee inspired them to write a song that rhymed with 'substitutionary atonement'. The Gettys surprise The Bee with a live concert of In Christ Alone!
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Kyle, Adam, and Jarret at The Babylon Bee are back at it again tackling the news of the week and laughing as the world goes full clown. Pastor Brian Holland also stops by to talk about how following Jesus is SIMPLE.
The Bee guys talk about what’s in the news this week like the Stephen Crowder situation, Biden celebrating Muslim culture being woven into America’s founding, and how Community Notes on Twitter seem to actually be fact checking people now with real facts. AI is making videos now and they are terrifying, Elon Musk commented on The Onion’s jokes, and the Writers Guild of America is on strike!
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In the full-length ad-free podcast, Kyle, Adam, and Jarret talk about Klaus Teuber creating Catan and get nostalgic about commercial jingles for old games and toys.
Michael Malice is back at The Babylon Bee to talk about his new book The White Pill and why you should never let yourself give in to despair. Evil wants to stamp out the family, religion, and the individual, but can it? The discussion is relentless and harrowing in showing how evil evil can be, but it also shows how we can take the white pill knowing that evil is not invincible.
Sam basically read every book Michael’s ever written to prepare for this episode so this interview is a deep dive on everything Michael Malice has ever written. Michael talks about whether McCarthyism was as bad as we were taught in public school, how the New York Times covered up mass murder, and how the Bolsheviks were trying to create a New Man. Michael also passionately discusses the fall of the Soviet Union being conservatism’s great victory and how the communists need to read more G.K. Chesterton!
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Michael Malice is back at The Babylon Bee to talk about his new book The White Pill and why you should never let yourself give in to despair. Evil wants to stamp out the family, religion, and the individual, but can it? The discussion is relentless and harrowing in showing how evil evil can be, but it also shows how we can take the white pill knowing that evil is not invincible.
Sam basically read every book Michael’s ever written to prepare for this episode so this interview is a deep dive on everything Michael Malice has ever written. Michael talks about whether McCarthyism was as bad as we were taught in public school, how the New York Times covered up mass murder, and how the Bolsheviks were trying to create a New Man. Michael also passionately discusses the fall of the Soviet Union being conservatism’s great victory and how the communists need to read more G.K. Chesterton!
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Tucker Carlson and Fox News have “parted ways” and The Babylon Bee reacts with Kyle, Adam, and Chandler on the podcast this week. The Babylon Bee also talks to Bethany Mandel and Karol Markowicz about their new book Stolen Youth. We also played with AI generated art and want to see if the gang can guess what the prompt was based on the image. Also, real-life flounders are hilarious looking.
Check out Bethany Mandel and Karol Markowicz’ book Stolen Youth: https://www.amazon.com/Stolen-Youth-Progressives-Replacing-Radicalism/dp/1956007083
The Babylon Bee also reacts to Justin Trudeau gaslighting everyone, Hunter Biden’s paternity case, and President Biden ominous threat to “finish” the job!
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Tucker Carlson and Fox News have “parted ways” and The Babylon Bee reacts with Kyle, Adam, and Chandler on the podcast this week. The Babylon Bee also talks to Bethany Mandel and Karol Markowicz about their new book Stolen Youth. We also played with AI generated art and want to see if the gang can guess what the prompt was based on the image. Also, real-life flounders are hilarious looking.
Check out Bethany Mandel and Karol Markowicz’ book Stolen Youth: https://www.amazon.com/Stolen-Youth-Progressives-Replacing-Radicalism/dp/1956007083
The Babylon Bee also reacts to Justin Trudeau gaslighting everyone, Hunter Biden’s paternity case, and President Biden ominous threat to “finish” the job!
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Pastor Jack Hibbs from Calvary Chapel Chino Hills is at The Babylon Bee to talk about why he made the decision to keep the church open even though the State of California told him to go home and stay masked up. Jack discusses his thoughts on Christian involvement in politics, his friendship with Dennis Prager, and how belief in Jesus being God’s Son is found in the Old Testament. Jack also talks about the Jesus movement, Chuck Smith, and how we need to get Jordan Peterson saved. In the full-length ad-free podcast, Jack answers the Ten Questions and gives his thoughts on Donald Trump.
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Pastor Jack Hibbs from Calvary Chapel Chino Hills is at The Babylon Bee to talk about why he made the decision to keep the church open even though the State of California told him to go home and stay masked up. Jack discusses his thoughts on Christian involvement in politics, his friendship with Dennis Prager, and how belief in Jesus being God’s Son is found in the Old Testament. Jack also talks about the Jesus movement, Chuck Smith, and how we need to get Jordan Peterson saved. In the full-length ad-free podcast, Jack answers the Ten Questions and gives his thoughts on Donald Trump.
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Adam, Jarret, and Emma are back to talk about the news this week, while Travis and Chandler review the smash hit Super Mario Bros. movie. Kyle and Emma also talked to Jinger Duggar Vuolo about how she is disentangling her faith from fear rather than deconstructing.
Check out Jinger’s book Becoming Free Indeed: https://www.amazon.com/Becoming-Free-Indeed-Story-Disentangling/dp/1400335817
Adam gets feisty in the full version of the podcast and Travis and Chandler have an in-depth discussion about video games and Chris Farley. Subscribers also get to see if Jarret can name three things he likes about Progressive Christians.
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Adam, Jarret, and Emma are back to talk about the news this week, while Travis and Chandler review the smash hit Super Mario Bros. movie. Kyle and Emma also talked to Jinger Duggar Vuolo about how she is disentangling her faith from fear rather than deconstructing.
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Jonathan Noyes is at The Babylon Bee to talk about his past days as an “evangelical atheist” when he would try to convert the Christians to his wonderful worldview where nothing ultimately matters but you can do anything you want. He became a Christian and now he tackles the major atheist objections to faith in God, like the problem of evil and suffering, and gives his reasons for believing in the God of the Bible. Listen to find out why Jonathan put his fedora-wearing days behind him.
Jonathan is a speaker with Stand to Reason: https://www.str.org/
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The Babylon Bee is suing the Attorney General in California to stop enforcement of a social media censorship law which would go against free speech in the public square while National Public Radio decided to stop tweeting after it was pointed out that they are funded by the Nation’s public. Tennessee lawmakers were expelled after a protest broke out for gun control which disrupted the State House and also the kid who played Harry Potter is all grown up and wants parents to keep their opinions to themselves about irreversible transgender surgery for children. The Bee also talked to John Papola from Dad Saves America about who was a better dad: Walter White or Darth Vader?
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The Babylon Bee also talks about the new Super Mario Brothers movie, Rey coming back for another Star Wars movie, and then gets around to some spicy Sizzler Comments! Also, did you know that a meme maker is facing up to ten years in prison for making memes? Crazy!
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The Babylon Bee is suing the Attorney General in California to stop enforcement of a social media censorship law which would go against free speech in the public square while National Public Radio decided to stop tweeting after it was pointed out that they are funded by the Nation’s public. Tennessee lawmakers were expelled after a protest broke out for gun control which disrupted the State House and also the kid who played Harry Potter is all grown up and wants parents to keep their opinions to themselves about irreversible transgender surgery for children. The Bee also talked to John Papola from Dad Saves America about who was a better dad: Walter White or Darth Vader?
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The Babylon Bee also talks about the new Super Mario Brothers movie, Rey coming back for another Star Wars movie, and then gets around to some spicy Sizzler Comments! Also, did you know that a meme maker is facing up to ten years in prison for making memes? Crazy!
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Dr. David VanDrunen is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how we all need the Gospel, we are living in Babylon, and how Christians should use their brains to engage with politics, culture, and theology. What does it mean for Christians if we are living in Babylon? Should Christians be calling for Christian Nationalism?
Dr. David VanDrunen is an ordained minister in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church and a professor of Systematic Theology and Christian Ethics at Westminster Seminary California.
If you are looking for a confessionally reformed place to prepare for ministry, check out Westminster Seminary California: https://wscal.edu/
Kirk Cameron is at The Babylon Bee again to talk about how his story hours at libraries are offering parents and children the opportunity to hear wholesome stories about the fruit of the Holy Spirit like love, joy, and peace, and how more than 50 woke libraries have told him that his book’s message is not aligned with the library’s values. That might explain all the drag queens everywhere!
Kirk Cameron has a new children’s book As You Grow: https://www.amazon.com/As-You-Grow-Kirk-Cameron/dp/1955550298/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=as+you+grow&qid=1680829560&sr=8-1#customerReviews
The Babylon Bee is also talking about Trump’s indictment on 34 felony charges, how the New York Times is no longer verified on Twitter, and how Dylan Mulvaney is now a Bud Light Partner. Also you can’t be a mixed race character in Dungeons and Dragons any more. Not very inclusive!
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There’s also a lot of Bible devo time in this episode! Then after your spirits are lifted by the Word, we all enjoy some hate mail!
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Tragedy struck in Nashville and The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about the horrible event and the horrible media coverage of it. You also need to tune in to get everything else that happened this week in the news, plus the Babylon Bee Bible Verse of the Week, a very special Sizzler Fact to cap off one full year of Sizzler Facts, and The Abolition Of Kyle Mann where he reminds you that beauty is not in the eye of the beholder.
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Tragedy struck in Nashville and The Babylon Bee Podcast talks about the horrible event and the horrible media coverage of it. You also need to tune in to get everything else that happened this week in the news, plus the Babylon Bee Bible Verse of the Week, a very special Sizzler Fact to cap off one full year of Sizzler Facts, and The Abolition Of Kyle Mann where he reminds you that beauty is not in the eye of the beholder.
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Ray Comfort from Living Waters Ministries is at The Babylon Bee to flaunt his tremendous wealth and talk about who needs to be slapped. He also has a new book, So Many Lions, So Few Daniels: Living without Compromise in a World in Need of Truth. The Babylon Bee finds out the hard way that Ray Comfort does have violence in his heart. Do you have violence in your heart? Are you a good person?
Kyle, Brandon, Chandler, Kira Davis, Austin Robertson, and others all put on a show a month ago when they went to another country called Texas and hosted the podcast live before an audience of over 1,000 people! Today, on a very special The Babylon Bee Podcast, we are going to let you experience it for yourself!
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Dr. Owen Strachan is fighting back against Drag Queen Story Hour by becoming involved in Pastor Story Hour and so can you! He’s also got almost 100k followers on Twitter without engaging in aggressive conduct—an absolute legend! He’s also a talented freestyle rapper! We had him freestyle rap some theological terms, yo!
His latest book is The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them. Owen is a cinema connoisseur who believes this era of filmmaking dismisses the need for strong male leads.
Dr. Owen Strachan is a Provost and Research Professor of Theology at Grace Bible Theological Seminary. He earned his Ph.D from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. He has authored numerous books, including Christianity and Wokeness: How the Social Justice Movement is Hijacking the Gospel - and the Way to Stop it.
Check out his new book The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them: https://a.co/d/940vJ9V
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Dr. Owen Strachan is fighting back against Drag Queen Story Hour by becoming involved in Pastor Story Hour and so can you! He’s also got almost 100k followers on Twitter without engaging in aggressive conduct—an absolute legend! He’s also a talented freestyle rapper! We had him freestlye rap some theological terms, yo!
His latest book is The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them. Owen is a cinema connoisseur who believes this era of filmmaking dismisses the need for strong male leads.
Dr. Owen Strachan is a Provost and Research Professor of Theology at Grace Bible Theological Seminary. He earned his Ph.D from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. He has authored numerous books, including Christianity and Wokeness: How the Social Justice Movement is Hijacking the Gospel - and the Way to Stop it.
Check out his new book The War on Men, Why Society Hates Them and Why We Need Them: https://a.co/d/940vJ9V
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The gang at The Babylon Bee is back to talk about Drew Barrymore kneeling for Dylan Mulvaney and also Joe Biden saying that states that seek to ban transgender surgeries on minors are “close to sinful” and cruel! Silicon Valley Bank also collapsed with a twitter-fueled bank run while inflation and interest rates are nuts. Are we living in 1929!? Paul Roland is in the house to talk about his new film, Exemplum!
Travis’ Game Korner makes a return to talk about the Metroid series paving the way for strong male protagonists, while Jarret is informed in a mailbag letter that he sounds just like Phil Hartman.There’s Sizzler Facts, Hate Mail, and other updates at The Babylon Bee. Do you have Star Wars Fatigue? Your doctor may be able to help.
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The gang at The Babylon Bee is back to talk about Drew Barrymore kneeling for Dylan Mulvaney and also Joe Biden saying that states that seek to ban transgender surgeries on minors are “close to sinful” and cruel! Silicon Valley Bank also collapsed with a twitter-fueled bank run while inflation and interest rates are nuts. Are we living in 1929!? Paul Roland is in the house to talk about his new film, Exemplum!
Travis’ Game Korner makes a return to talk about the Metroid series paving the way for strong male protagonists, while Jarret is informed in a mailbag letter that he sounds just like Phil Hartman.There’s Sizzler Facts, Hate Mail, and other updates at The Babylon Bee. Do you have Star Wars Fatigue? Your doctor may be able to help.
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Adam Yenser returns to delight Kyle Mann and Jarret LeMaster with outrageous stories about the greatest European country on earth: Finland! Then Adam has to come to grips with America’s ridiculous news cycle. Did you know that drag queens are all about CPAC now and that Tucker Carlson has been exposing the January 6 insurrection isn’t quite what the media has described it to be?
But enough about dumb news. We’ve got to talk about the Christian Music Bracket! WHO’S GOING TO WIN? (Answer: DC Talk)
The Weakly News with Adam Yenser makes its triumphant return and we also dig into the mailbag. Subscribers are in luck for an extended mailbag segment as well as always loveable subscriber headlines.
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Adam Yenser returns to delight Kyle Mann and Jarret LeMaster with outrageous stories about the greatest European country on earth: Finland! Then Adam has to come to grips with America’s ridiculous news cycle. Did you know that drag queens are all about CPAC now and that Tucker Carlson has been exposing the January 6 insurrection isn’t quite what the media has described it to be?
But enough about dumb news. We’ve got to talk about the Christian Music Bracket! WHO’S GOING TO WIN? (Answer: DC Talk)
The Weakly News with Adam Yenser makes its triumphant return and we also dig into the mailbag. Subscribers are in luck for an extended mailbag segment as well as always loveable subscriber headlines.
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Why didn’t the eagles fly Frodo to Mordor? Were Sam and Frodo gay? Was The Lord of the Rings intended to be a Christian work of literature? Dr. Austin Freeman is at The Babylon Bee to tell us what the theology of J.R.R. Tolkien was and also whether Amazon’s The Rings of Power should be cast into the fires of Mt. Doom.
Dr. Austin Freeman is a lecturer at Houston Christian University and a classical school teacher who holds a PhD from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School.
He has written a new book about the theology of J.R.R. Tolkien called Tolkien Dogmatics: https://www.amazon.com/Tolkien-Dogmatics-Theology-Mythology-Middle-earth/dp/1683596676
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Kyle Mann, Jarret LeMaster, Brandon Toy, and Chandler Juliet reunite on the other side of Bee Live for some deep reflection. What went right? Everything. What went wrong? Nothing, it was perfect.
We also dig into some news and cry over hate mail (it’s so sad). And could it be a special Sizzler Facts? Tune in to find out!
Scott Adams of Dilbert fame got canceled this week and Lori Lightfoot was last seen under the Misty Mountains looking for a gold ring.
In the subscriber-only portion we discuss some firsthand accounts of the Bee Live experience before digging into some classic subscriber headlines.
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Kyle Mann, Jarret LeMaster, Brandon Toy, and Chandler Juliet reunite on the other side of Bee Live for some deep reflection. What went right? Everything. What went wrong? Nothing, it was perfect.
We also dig into some news and cry over hate mail (it’s so sad). And could it be a special Sizzler Facts? Tune in to find out!
Scott Adams of Dilbert fame got canceled this week and Lori Lightfoot was last seen under the Misty Mountains looking for a gold ring.
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Actor and comedian Jamie Kennedy is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the state of comedy, how Hollywood seems to be dying, and conspiracy theories. In the full podcast, they talk about spirituality and being surrounded by crazy Christians.
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This week is more timeless since the Babylon Bee is out in Texas for Babylon Bee Live. The Babylon Bee asks, “Can Christians Meme?” They also talk to Kristen Waggoner from Alliance Defending Freedom about the 303 Creative case before the Supreme Court!
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Is AI going to kill all of us? Short answer: yes. For the long answer, you better listen to Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and Chandler Juliet suss it out with special guest James Poulos. He’s the Executive Editor of The American Mind, an online publication of the Claremont Institute and the author of Human, Forever: The Digital Politics of Spiritual War.
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Join us while we laugh at Weakly News with Adam Yenser, talk about derailed trains and UFOs, and even get a little personal with some hate mail. Jarret Lemaster also talks to Newsmax CEO Chris Ruddy about how his network has been canceled!
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Is AI going to kill all of us? Short answer: yes. For the long answer, you better listen to Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and Chandler Juliet suss it out with special guest James Poulos. He’s the Executive Editor of The American Mind, an online publication of the Claremont Institute and the author of Human, Forever: The Digital Politics of Spiritual War.
Check out Human Forever: https://humanforever.us
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Join us while we laugh at Weakly News with Adam Yenser, talk about derailed trains and UFOs, and even get a little personal with some hate mail. Jarret Lemaster also talks to Newsmax CEO Chris Ruddy about how his network has been canceled!
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Leonydus Johnson is at The Babylon Bee to talk about how Critical Race Theory has already infected all our schools to raise an entire generation of victims and also how reparations won’t solve anything. He is an expert on being told he doesn’t know what it’s like to be black in America. Kyle finds out that he can't pronounce 'Pernicious'.
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Joe Biden gave his State of the Union address, so we focus on what’s important: love, marriage, and the mailbag! The Babylon Bee wives are in the studio and we figure out who is better at this marriage stuff: the guys or the wives? Neat!
There’s also What’s in the News This Week, Banger and Bomb of the Week, Sizzler Facts, Weakly News with Adam Yenser, and glorious hate mail.
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Joe Biden gave his State of the Union address, so we focus on what’s important: love, marriage, and the mailbag! The Babylon Bee wives are in the studio and we figure out who is better at this marriage stuff: the guys or the wives? Neat!
There’s also What’s in the News This Week, Banger and Bomb of the Week, Sizzler Facts, Weakly News with Adam Yenser, and glorious hate mail.
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Dr. Randy Guliuzza visits The Babylon Bee to destroy evolution with cutting-edge biological research focused on the programmed ability of creatures to adapt–but not evolve! Oh snap! We also discuss the proper place for creationism in evangelism and apologetics and how to properly interpret Genesis (hint: there’s no evolution).
Dr. Guliuzza is the President of Institute for Creation Research (ICR).Institute for Creation Research: https://www.icr.org/
ICR on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@icrscience
Darwin Dethroned Seminar is livestreaming February 11, 2023: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRnp_H66tdo
Aldo Buttazzoni from PragerU is in the studio with Kyle and Adam to talk about the groomers at the zoo and on YouTube. They talk about the news of the week like the arrival of the new Ice Princess figure skater and how Super Mario Kart is real now but not for fat people. Also, dinosaurs have feathers now and we think that kind of ruins them.
Aldo Buttazzoni is the new man-on-the-street for Prager U and he went to the Los Angeles Zoo to ask people why they were attending a “family friendly” drag show. He also is wondering why YouTube’s algorithm is feeding LGBT programming to young children. Sam and Adam talk to Paleontologist and Professor Matthew McLain from The Master’s University about something we are always wondering about: why did Satan plant feathered dinosaur fossils in the sand to trick us?
Travis’ Game Korner strikes back, Weakly News from Adam Yenser is back, and Sizzler Facts goes to the movies! In the subscribers-only podcast, the guys answer questions from the Mailbag that get really theological and Aldo answers the Ten Questions!
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Matt McLain has some links for you about dinosaurs and Creationism: https://thinkbiblically.org/series/dinosaurs-in-the-bible/
The Master’s University Creation Summit: https://www.masters.edu/arts-and-events/creationsummit/
International Conference on Creationism: https://www.internationalconferenceoncreationism.com/
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Aldo Buttazzoni from PragerU is in the studio with Kyle and Adam to talk about the groomers at the zoo and on YouTube. They talk about the news of the week like the arrival of the new Ice Princess figure skater and how Super Mario Kart is real now but not for fat people. Also, dinosaurs have feathers now and we think that kind of ruins them.
Aldo Buttazzoni is the new man-on-the-street for Prager U and he went to the Los Angeles Zoo to ask people why they were attending a “family friendly” drag show. He also is wondering why YouTube’s algorithm is feeding LGBT programming to young children. Sam and Adam talk to Paleontologist and Professor Matthew McLain from The Master’s University about something we are always wondering about: why did Satan plant feathered dinosaur fossils in the sand to trick us?
Travis’ Game Korner strikes back, Weakly News from Adam Yenser is back, and Sizzler Facts goes to the movies! In the subscribers-only podcast, the guys answer questions from the Mailbag that get really theological and Aldo answers the Ten Questions!
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The directors of Jesus Revolution, Brent McCorkle and Jon Erwin, are at The Babylon Bee to talk about their new film that depicts the Jesus movement in California during the 1970s when the hippies were coming to Christ. The film stars Jonathan Roumie, best known as the Jesus from The Chosen, and Kelsey Grammer. They discuss the production of the film and also the real life story of Chuck Smith, Lonnie Frisbee, Greg Laurie, and how the Calvary Chapel movement started.
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Kira Davis joins The Babylon Bee again to laugh at all their nerdy board games and find more top secret classified documents. Kyle also talks to Patricia Heaton and David Hunt about their new life-affirming movie Unexpected which begins streaming in February! This is the episode where The Babylon Bee begins to wonder: is something off about Kira?
Apparently, there are top secret documents everywhere and America is sending its top-of-the-line main battle tanks to Ukraine. Also, M&M’s apologized for its divisive spokescandies, but do not worry! They have a plan to unite America once again! Sizzler Facts is ushering in a quiet revolution around America (outside the Sizzler Dead Zone) and The Babylon Bee continues getting spicy hate mail.
In the subscriber portion, the Bee asks Kira the Second Ten Questions and runs through their lists of their favorite tabletop games that are a “step up” from the family fare.
Kira Davis has a new book out now called Drawing Lines: https://www.amazon.com/Drawing-Lines-Conservatives-Battle-Fiercely-ebook/dp/B0BNP1PJJ5
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Kira Davis joins The Babylon Bee again to laugh at all their nerdy board games and find more top secret classified documents. Kyle also talks to Patricia Heaton and David Hunt about their new life-affirming movie, Unexpected, which begins streaming in February! This is the episode where The Babylon Bee begins to wonder: is something off about Kira?
Apparently, there are top secret documents everywhere and America is sending its top-of-the-line main battle tanks to Ukraine. Also, M&M’s apologized for its divisive spokescandies, but do not worry! They have a plan to unite America once again! Sizzler Facts is ushering in a quiet revolution around America (outside the Sizzler Dead Zone) and The Babylon Bee continues getting spicy hate mail.
In the subscriber portion, the Bee asks Kira the Second Ten Questions and runs through their lists of their favorite tabletop games that are a “step up” from the family fare.
Kira Davis has a new book out now called Drawing Lines: https://www.amazon.com/Drawing-Lines-Conservatives-Battle-Fiercely-ebook/dp/B0BNP1PJJ5
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The Babylon Bee sits down with Jonathan Moffitt and Justin Perdue from Theocast to talk about pietism and revivalism being the soil American Evangelicalism grew out of and how that might be messing with the assurance of the Gospel. They also hit topics like reading the Bible literally, the Law/Gospel distinction, and, just for fun, how to interpret the Book of Revelation.
If that wasn’t enough for you, they also discuss non-controversial topics like whether or not the nation of Israel is God’s chosen people and why some Christians might object to watching The Chosen.
Theocast’s primary focus is to encourage weary pilgrims to rest in Christ. They have conversations about the Christian life from a reformed perspective through weekly podcasts, primers, books, articles, and educational material.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast talk about that crazy new MLK statue, chat with Arizona sheriff Mark Lamb about what’s really going on at the border, and hang out with CJ Pearson from PragerU! Also, Velma on HBO Max is a total dumpster fire and leftists think the show is a rightwing psyop.
The guys talk about the news of the week and dive into the new segments: CONSOOM, where they talk about everything they are consuming, and Mailbag, where they dive into topics that the listeners asked for! Make sure you take a minute to hear The Babylon Bee’s Verse of the Week!
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In the subscriber portion, CJ Pearson answers the Ten Questions and the guys read subscriber headlines and a bonus hate mail from ChatGPT!
Justin Dyer comes back on the The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about The Classical And Christian Origins of American Politics and to ask the most important question that can be asked: What would Aslan do about drag queen story hour?
Justin is the executive director for the Civitas Institute at The University of Texas at Austin: https://civitas.utexas.edu
Justin Dyer was on The Babylon Bee Podcast to talk about C.S. Lewis and Natural Law before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K09CZU-CQE
His new book is The Classical And Christian Origins of American Politics: https://www.amazon.com/Classical-Christian-Origins-American-Politics/dp/1009107844/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Kyle, Adam, and Chandler chat this week about times people thought The Babylon Bee was real and also about Biden’s dual crisis at the border and at his garage. Jarret and Emma also talk to Kevin Sorbo, director of the new movie, Left Behind: Rise of the AntiChrist!
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In the full-length, ad-free podcast for Babylon Bee subscribers only, The Bee unveils a new segment of Late Night Watch, talks about more times people thought The Babylon Bee was real, and laughs along with their subscribers’ headline pitches.
John Cooper from Skillet got the chance to talk the funniest outlet on planet earth when he interviewed Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser for his podcast Cooper Stuff. They talk about speaking the truth, freedom of speech, and comedy in a world gone crazy.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast hits the ground running in 2023, talking about their resolutions, hopes, and dreams for the new year, and also connecting to the maker of Savage Memes, JimBob! Adam Yenser also has Weak-ly News, there’s a special Australian-edition of Sizzler Facts, and there’s stuff in the news this week.
Jimbob has his latest book out now: SAVAGE MEMES VOL. 4.
He is also on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@MadebyJimbob) and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/madebyjimbob/)... at least for now.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast hits the ground running in 2023, talking about their resolutions, hopes, and dreams for the new year, and also connecting to the maker of Savage Memes, JimBob! Adam Yenser also has Weak-ly News, there’s a special Australian-edition of Sizzler Facts, and there’s stuff in the news this week.
Jimbob has his latest book out now: SAVAGE MEMES VOL. 4.
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is ringing in the new year! Kyle is joined by Jarret, Brandon, and Chandler to talk about the crazy year we just had, a countdown of the best Babylon Bee articles of the year, and the best Babylon Bee videos. They also talk about those that the audience just wasn’t ready for yet. Then, The Babylon Bee goes through all of the prophecies that were fulfilled in 2022, so grab your popcorn!
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The Babylon Bee Podcast is ringing in the new year! Kyle is joined by Jarret, Brandon, and Chandler to talk about the crazy year we just had, a countdown of the best Babylon Bee articles of the year, and the best Babylon Bee videos. They also talk about those that the audience just wasn’t ready for yet. Then, The Babylon Bee goes through all of the prophecies that were fulfilled in 2022, so grab your popcorn!
In the subscribers-only portion of the podcast, the top subscribers on the site get ranked and we find out who is the most sanctimonious and crispiest of them all.
The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann, Jarret Lemaster, Brandon Toy, and Dan Coats celebrate Christmas by talking about the objectively best and worst Christmas movies of all time, best and worst gifts, and answer a question from Ryan who is looking for Christian book recommendations. There’s also time for a special holiday Sizzler Fact, Dan explaining how Charles Dickens might have saved Christmas, and a very special reading of the poem Noel by J.R.R. Tolkien!
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The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann, Jarret Lemaster, Brandon Toy, and Dan Coats celebrate Christmas by talking about the objectively best and worst Christmas movies of all time, best and worst gifts, and answer a question from Ryan who is looking for Christian book recommendations. There’s also time for a special holiday Sizzler Fact, Dan explaining how Charles Dickens might have saved Christmas, and a very special reading of the poem Noel by J.R.R. Tolkien!
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The Babylon Bee Podcast can’t stop laughing as they go through hilarious Wikipedia edits and Emma quizzes the guys on their husband skills. They also go through the news of the week like Biden inviting a pedophile drag queen to the Respect For Marriage Act signing, Roger Stone believing in a visible demonic portal swirling like a cauldron over the White House, and Avatar 2 coming out for some reason.
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There’s a banger and a bomb of the week, Adam Yenser’s Weak-ly News, and a special Sizzler Facts with some on-the-ground reporting. The Babylon Bee got some hate mail over their recent Apocalypse Brothers video sketch. In the subscribers-only portion, there’s bonus hate mail, classic Bee articles, and the best subscriber headlines of the week!
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Alisa Childers, who first gained fame with the Christian pop band, ZOEgirl, is back on The Babylon Bee Podcast to discuss how we can still have hope for Gen Z, how our culture today is disconnected from reality, and how original sin is a fact as practical as potatoes. They also discuss how parents need to watch movies with children and carve out teachable moments to talk about the non biblical worldviews that these movies are trying to push on kids.
Check out Alisa’s new book Live Your Truth and Other Lies
Alisa previously talked to The Babylon Bee Podcast on Alisa Childers: The Dangers of Progressive Christianity.
The Babylon Bee is talking about the Twitter Files which we are reliably informed by Biden’s administration are clearly “old news” and a “distraction”. They also take a look at the evidence to see if artificial intelligence is taking over the world… of comedy. Also, the artist formerly known as Kanye West is still going DEATH CON 3. There’s Weak-ly News with Adam Yenser, glorious hate mail, and, in the subscribers-only portion, The Bee asks artificial intelligence the Ten Questions.
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The Babylon Bee is talking about the Twitter Files which we are reliably informed by Biden’s administration are clearly “old news” and a “distraction”. They also take a look at the evidence to see if artificial intelligence is taking over the world… of comedy. Also, the artist formerly known as Kanye West is still going DEATH CON 3. There’s Weak-ly News with Adam Yenser, glorious hate mail, and, in the subscribers-only portion, The Bee asks artificial intelligence the Ten Questions.
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The Babylon Bee talks to Dr. R. Scott Clark about his pirate name, baptizing babies, and Christian involvement in politics, culture, and the “Christian Nationalism” debate. In the subscriber portion, they dig a little deeper into Calvinism.
Dr. R. Scott Clark is Professor of Church History and Historical Theology at Westminster Seminary California. He is a minister in the United Reformed Churches in North America and runs Heidelblog where you can find The Heidelcast.
The Babylon Bee is back on Twitter and editor-in-chief Kyle Mann wanted to talk about it with Jarret Lemaster and Producer Dan Coats. Jarret also talks to Brandon Showalter about the battle over transgender ideology in America today. This week’s hate mail is a lengthy masterclass on comedy from a comedy expert.
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Writer and artist Gabe Eltaeb gave up his dream job of working at DC Comics when they turned their back on their characters and on America. Gabe joins the Babylon Bee to discuss how wokeness is infesting America’s cultural institutions from top to bottom and what he’s doing to be the change he wants to see in the world.
Gabe has recently worked on the Rippaverse with Eric D. July and he has a new project you can support: Truth. Justice. American Way: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/truth-justice-american-way#/
The Babylon Bee crew counts all their blessings this year, talks about their family traditions, and ponders quotes from great minds like C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and the Apostle Paul on giving thanks and praise.
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The Babylon Bee crew counts all their blessings this year, talks about their family traditions, and ponders quotes from the great minds of C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and the Apostle Paul on giving thanks and praise.
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Dr. Jeff Myers from Summit Ministries joins The Babylon Bee to talk about the reality of objective truth and how your own personal truth might be false. It probably is.
Dr. Jeff Myers has a new book Truth Changes Everything.
There’s a lot going on this week at The Babylon Bee. The Babylon Bee gives a tribute for the greatest Batman of all time—hint: his batsuit didn’t have nipples—and has a movie quote showdown with resident Gen Zer MJ. Kyle also talks to an environmentalist who doesn’t want the government to fix the environment.
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There is a lot going on in the news this week and The Babylon Bee crew is on it talking about FTX, Donald Trump, Republicans taking the House, Jay Leno’s accident, and Twitter shutting down the $8 blue checks. Adam Yenser brings the Weak-ly News, while Sizzler Facts delves into the world of Sizzler knock-offs. After the boys try to stump MJ on movie quotes, she turns the table on them to try to stump them on Gen Z pop culture. Of course, there is glorious hate mail and in the extra-hilarious subscriber lounge, MJ answers the second set of ten questions!
Neil Shenvi talked to The Babylon Bee about the brave new world of Christian Nationalism, how to engage with Critical Race Theory vs. The Bible, and his brand new book Why Believe? A Reasoned Approach to Christianity. Neil is a theoretical chemist with a lot of books on his shelf. He also has a passion to share the Gospel with his agnostic and atheist neighbors. His new book will encourage you to think one level deeper than your typical apologetics book.
Check out his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09GYV79JT/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Neil Shenvi talked to The Babylon Bee about the brave new world of Christian Nationalism, how to engage with Critical Race Theory vs. The Bible, and his brand new book Why Believe? A Reasoned Approach to Christianity. Neil is a theoretical chemist with a lot of books on his shelf. He also has a passion to share the Gospel with his agnostic and atheist neighbors. His new book will encourage you to think one level deeper than your typical apologetics book.
Check out his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09GYV79JT/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Neil Shenvi talked to The Babylon Bee about the brave new world of Christian Nationalism, how to engage with Critical Race Theory vs. The Bible, and his brand new book Why Believe? A Reasoned Approach to Christianity. Neil is a theoretical chemist with a lot of books on his shelf. He also has a passion to share the Gospel with his agnostic and atheist neighbors. His new book will encourage you to think one level deeper than your typical apologetics book.
Check out his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09GYV79JT/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Neil Shenvi talked to The Babylon Bee about the brave new world of Christian Nationalism, how to engage with Critical Race Theory vs. The Bible, and his brand new book Why Believe? A Reasoned Approach to Christianity. Neil is a theoretical chemist with a lot of books on his shelf. He also has a passion to share the Gospel with his agnostic and atheist neighbors. His new book will encourage you to think one level deeper than your typical apologetics book.
Check out his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09GYV79JT/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Neil Shenvi talked to The Babylon Bee about the brave new world of Christian Nationalism, how to engage with Critical Race Theory vs. The Bible, and his brand new book Why Believe? A Reasoned Approach to Christianity. Neil is a theoretical chemist with a lot of books on his shelf. He also has a passion to share the Gospel with his agnostic and atheist neighbors. His new book will encourage you to think one level deeper than your typical apologetics book.
Check out his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09GYV79JT/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Midterm elections 2022 happened this week and The Babylon Bee discusses what happened with the red wave and election shenanigans. Democracy was on the ballot, so Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and Sam Greer are here to teach you how to breathe like a baby to get through this. Jarret Lemaster talked to writer, director, producer Brock Heasley about a new project he has been working on called The Shift.
Midterm elections 2022 happened this week and The Babylon Bee discusses what happened with the red wave and election shenanigans. Democracy was on the ballot, so Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and Sam Greer are here to teach you how to breathe like a baby to get through this. Jarret Lemaster talked to writer, director, producer Brock Heasley about a new project he has been working on called The Shift.
Kevin Sorbo finally stopped by The Babylon Bee’s new studio and talked about leaving California, getting canceled before cancel culture was a thing, and the insanity of having drag shows for kids in churches. You won’t be disappointed if you check out this interview! In the subscriber-only full-length interview, Kevin also answers the Second Set Of Ten Questions!
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Kevin Sorbo finally stopped by The Babylon Bee’s new studio and talked about leaving California, getting canceled before cancel culture was a thing, and the insanity of having drag shows for kids in churches. You won’t be disappointed if you check out this interview! In the subscriber-only full-length interview, Kevin also answers the Second Set Of Ten Questions!
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The Babylon Bee enjoys the glorious meltdown over Elon Musk buying Twitter and talks to Dennis Prager about Deuteronomy and Jewish Space Lasers! There might be a red tsunami coming up and Holly made an angel costume that is truly a sight to behold. There’s Weak-ly News with Adam Yenser's Fill-in and Kyle and the gang chat about what’s doing hot or not on the site, Sizzler Facts, and read glorious hate mail. In the subscribers-only podcast, Brandon answers the second set of Ten Questions.
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Monica Crowley, former Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs for the U.S. Department of the Treasury, and former policy assistant to President Nixon, stops by to talk to the Bee about President Trump, President Nixon, and how Tom Brady is on her “laminated list.”
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The Babylon Bee looks into whether or not the Right can meme and also talks about celebrating pagan holidays like Halloween. There’s lots of news this week like Elon Musk finalizing his purchase of Twitter, Kanye West ‘going death con 3 on the Jewish people’, and Alex Jones being ordered to pay $1 billion dollars for conspiracy theories. Hillary Clinton is already denying the 2024 elections, John Fetterman might have some slight brain damage, and Ted Cruz may actually be the Zodiac Killer.
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There’s Weakly News, Sizzler Facts, and articles on the Bee that are banging and bombing. Joe Biden is also warning that we’re going to die unless we get a booster every year, while New York must restore with back pay all the employees they fired over the vaccine mandates.
Lou Perez is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the death and rebirth of comedy and his best bombing stories. He also analyzes some bombs from The Babylon Bee.
Lou Perez is a comedian, writer, producer, actor. You can check out his new book That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore: On the Death and Rebirth of Comedy which is also out as a new audiobook!
Lou Perez is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the death and rebirth of comedy and his best bombing stories. He also analyzes some bombs from The Babylon Bee.
Lou Perez is a comedian, writer, producer, actor. You can check out his new book That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore: On the Death and Rebirth of Comedy which is also out as a new audiobook!
The Babylon Bee weekly podcast is back to talk about the news of the week like Biden’s vow for abortion rights, his obsession with ice cream, and the recent, deserved boycott of Ulta Beauty. Then Kyle, Adam, and Chandler judge leftist memes about Republicans.
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There’s Sizzler Facts, Banger and Bomb of the Week, and Adam Yenser is back with his Weak-ly News!
In the subscriber portion, we discuss more hate mail, the classic article of the week, subscriber headlines, and Chandler answers the Improved Second Set of 10 Questions.
Kat Timpf is one of the star anchors and writers on the Gutfeld! show on Fox News. Kat is an American libertarian columnist, television personality, and comedian. She joins Jarret and Emma at the Bee to discuss cancel culture, stand-up comedy, and her journey to Gutfeld!
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The Babylon Bee weekly podcast is back to talk about the news of the week like Vladmir Putin being the world’s biggest Christian (Nationalist) and how trans women are still being forced to sign up for the draft because they are men. Kyle’s heavy metal guitar prodigy son also makes an appearance to help a subscriber dare come to life—you know how we will do just about anything for more money. Then Kyle and Bettina talk to the director of development at Assure Pregnancy Clinic, Evangeline Sanders, about how people like Elizabeth Warren and Stacey Abrams say they are manufacturing the heartbeats sounds in the ultrasounds to torture the women until they agree to keep their babies.
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There’s Sizzler Facts, Banger and Bomb of the Week, and Adam Yenser is back with his Weak-ly News!
In the subscriber portion, Kyle’s son comes back to answer the ten questions and subscriber headlines of the week get read, along with even more hate mail.
The Babylon Bee talks about the news of the week like scientists discovering something about how the dinosaurs died that sounds like something we read somewhere, Ye and Candace Owens wearing Pope Gear that says White Lives Matter, and John MacArthur writing an open letter to Gavin Newsom about his abortion billboard shenanigans. Kyle, Brandon, and Emma also talk about movies that definitely need a remake. They also talk about their recent sketch videos that seem to be doing numbers. Also, can Christians support legalizing abortion? The answer is definitely no.
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In the subscriber portion, The Babylon Bee poked a little fun at progressive Christians and the hate mail was totally worth it. Emma answers the second set of Ten Questions!
Dr. Jerry Root is a professor emeritus at Wheaton College and has been lecturing about C.S. Lewis for over 41 years. So, he has lots to say about C.S. Lewis' life and work. He also has a mean evangelism game with an unorthodox method: caring about people enough to ask them questions to get to know them. Weird!
Check out Dr. Root's books and videos at: https://www.drjerryroot.com/
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy.
Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy.
Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy.
Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy.
Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences
Erik Thoennes, Professor and Department Chair of Theology at Biola University, came to The Babylon Bee to talk about theology! How do we stop sinning? Who is the biggest heretic? Did Adam poop before the Fall? Erik also talks about more serious topics like developing a theology of culture and culture war, the atonement, and Godly jealousy.
Erik co-pastors at a local church. He has taught evangelism and theology at college and seminary levels for years and is a frequent speaker at churches and conferences
The Babylon Bee welcomes Austin Robertson, the voice of The Babylon Bee, to the studio to officially celebrate the launch of Bee Radio, a punchy podcast that turns the award-winning reporting of The Babylon Bee into a nicely produced radio broadcast featuring the amazingly smooth, creamy voice of Austin Robertson. To celebrate, everyone in the studio tries their best to do a live Bee Radio broadcast from the podcast room, but Kyle keeps playing the wrong sound effects. The guys talk about the news of the week like, the FBI raiding a pro-life man, Hurricane Ian running through Florida, Gavin Newsom reading Scripture upside down and backwards to turn abortion into love, and Italy’s new Prime Minister quoting G.K. CHESTERTON. Then, Producer Dan and Jarret talk to Tom DiLorenzo about owning the libs with sound economics.
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Adam Yenser brings you the Weak-ly News in his usual style. There’s also some of that spicy hate mail! Subscribers get access to the full podcast where Kyle, Austin, and Adam answer questions from you, the listener, and Austin answers the second set of Ten Questions!
The Babylon Bee welcomes Austin Robertson, the voice of The Babylon Bee, to the studio to officially celebrate the launch of Bee Radio, a punchy podcast that turns the award-winning reporting of The Babylon Bee into a nicely produced radio broadcast featuring the amazingly smooth, creamy voice of Austin Robertson. To celebrate, everyone in the studio tries their best to do a live Bee Radio broadcast from the podcast room, but Kyle keeps playing the wrong sound effects. The guys talk about the news of the week like, the FBI raiding a pro-life man, Hurricane Ian running through Florida, Gavin Newsom reading Scripture upside down and backwards to turn abortion into love, and Italy’s new Prime Minister quoting G.K. CHESTERTON. Then, Producer Dan and Jarret talk to Tom DiLorenzo about owning the libs with sound economics.
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Adam Yenser brings you the Weak-ly News in his usual style. There’s also some of that spicy hate mail! Subscribers get access to the full podcast where Kyle, Austin, and Adam answer questions from you, the listener, and Austin answers the second set of Ten Questions!
The Babylon Bee welcomes Austin Robertson, the voice of The Babylon Bee, to the studio to officially celebrate the launch of Bee Radio, a punchy podcast that turns the award-winning reporting of The Babylon Bee into a nicely produced radio broadcast featuring the amazingly smooth, creamy voice of Austin Robertson. To celebrate, everyone in the studio tries their best to do a live Bee Radio broadcast from the podcast room, but Kyle keeps playing the wrong sound effects. The guys talk about the news of the week like, the FBI raiding a pro-life man, Hurricane Ian running through Florida, Gavin Newsom reading Scripture upside down and backwards to turn abortion into love, and Italy’s new Prime Minister quoting G.K. CHESTERTON. Then, Producer Dan and Jarret talk to Tom DiLorenzo about owning the libs with sound economics.
Check Out Bee Radio. It’s a must!
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Adam Yenser brings you the Weak-ly News in his usual style. There’s also some of that spicy hate mail! Subscribers get access to the full podcast where Kyle, Austin, and Adam answer questions from you, the listener, and Austin answers the second set of Ten Questions!
Lt. Col. Allen West and founder of Patriot Academy, Rick Green, stop by The Babylon Bee to talk about the Biblical values that undergird our system of government and how the military has gone woke in recent years.
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Lt. Col. Allen West and founder of Patriot Academy, Rick Green, stop by The Babylon Bee to talk about the Biblical values that undergird our system of government and how the military has gone woke in recent years.
Find out more about Patriot Academy's efforts to inspire Biblical citizens who know liberty and the Constitution: https://www.patriotacademy.com/
Lt. Col. Allen West and founder of Patriot Academy, Rick Green, stop by The Babylon Bee to talk about the Biblical values that undergird our system of government and how the military has gone woke in recent years.
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news of the week like sanctuary city Martha’s Vineyard having no resources to help 50 illegal immigrants, violence against MAGA turning deadly, and Don Lemon instantly regretting asking that reparations question on CNN. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret talk about their favorite movies and then talk to people who are making good stories and creating culture.
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news of the week like sanctuary city Martha’s Vineyard having no resources to help 50 illegal immigrants, violence against MAGA turning deadly, and Don Lemon instantly regretting asking that reparations question on CNN. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret talk about their favorite movies and then talk to people who are making good stories and creating culture.
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news of the week like sanctuary city Martha’s Vineyard having no resources to help 50 illegal immigrants, violence against MAGA turning deadly, and Don Lemon instantly regretting asking that reparations question on CNN. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret talk about their favorite movies and then talk to people who are making good stories and creating culture.
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The Babylon Bee talks to two of the Newsboys to find out how they know for sure that breakfast isn’t served in Hell. Michael Tait and Duncan Phillips chat about their new album STAND (Deluxe) and whether or not they will be tapped to do the soundtrack for God’s Not Dead 17. They talk about the Lord, the Christian music scene and have some thoughts about The Babylon Bee.
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The Babylon Bee talks to two of the Newsboys to find out how they know for sure that breakfast isn’t served in Hell. Michael Tait and Duncan Phillips chat about their new album STAND (Deluxe) and whether or not they will be tapped to do the soundtrack for God’s Not Dead 17. They talk about the Lord, the Christian music scene and have some thoughts about The Babylon Bee.
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The Babylon Bee talks to two of the Newsboys to find out how they know for sure that breakfast isn’t served in Hell. Michael Tait and Duncan Phillips chat about their new album STAND (Deluxe) and whether or not they will be tapped to do the soundtrack for God’s Not Dead 17. They talk about the Lord, the Christian music scene and have some thoughts about The Babylon Bee.
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Adam and Jarret are joined by Thor Ramsey this week to talk about the news of the week like the Queen dying, Mike Lindell having his cell phone confiscated by the FBI at a Hardee’s drive thru, and a valedictorian in Mexico possibly losing his license to practice psychology because he quoted G.K. Chesterton at his graduation ceremony! Thor also talks to the guys about deconversions and the deconstructing faith movement.
Jarret and Kyle talk to Eric Metaxas about his new Letter to an American Church.
Thor Ramsey’s new book is The End Times Comedy Show, a satire novel of the evangelical landscape.
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Adam and Jarret are joined by Thor Ramsey this week to talk about the news of the week like the Queen dying, Mike Lindell having his cell phone confiscated by the FBI at a Hardee’s drive thru, and a valedictorian in Mexico possibly losing his license to practice psychology because he quoted G.K. Chesterton at his graduation ceremony! Thor also talks to the guys about deconversions and the deconstructing faith movement.
Jarret and Kyle talk to Eric Metaxas about his new Letter to an American Church.
Thor Ramsey’s new book is The End Times Comedy Show, a satire novel of the evangelical landscape.
Banger, Bomb, Sizzler Fact, Weakly News, and Hate Mail are all here in all their glory. Subscribers to The Babylon Bee also get bonus hate mail, subscriber headlines, and the second set of ten questions for Thor Ramsey.
Adam and Jarret are joined by Thor Ramsey this week to talk about the news of the week like the Queen dying, Mike Lindell having his cell phone confiscated by the FBI at a Hardee’s drive thru, and a valedictorian in Mexico possibly losing his license to practice psychology because he quoted G.K. Chesterton at his graduation ceremony! Thor also talks to the guys about deconversions and the deconstructing faith movement.
Jarret and Kyle talk to Eric Metaxas about his new Letter to an American Church.
Thor Ramsey’s new book is The End Times Comedy Show, a satire novel of the evangelical landscape.
Banger, Bomb, Sizzler Fact, Weakly News, and Hate Mail are all here in all their glory. Subscribers to The Babylon Bee also get bonus hate mail, subscriber headlines, and the second set of ten questions for Thor Ramsey.
Sohrab Ahmari is the founder and editor of COMPACT magazine, which bills itself as your home for journalism that challenges the ruling class. Kyle and Adam talk to Sohrab about working at the New York Post when they broke the Hunter Biden laptop story and were censored by Big Tech. They also discuss whether class analysis is just some wacky idea from that kook Karl Marx and when will Sohrab put a body positive swimsuit model on the cover of his magazine.
In the full length show available to Babylon Bee subscribers, Sohrab talks about David French’s statement about drag queen story hour being a blessing of liberty, getting interrogated for owning a copy of Star Wars in Tehran, and more!
Sohrab Ahmari is the founder and editor of COMPACT magazine, which bills itself as your home for journalism that challenges the ruling class. Kyle and Adam talk to Sohrab about working at the New York Post when they broke the Hunter Biden laptop story and were censored by Big Tech. They also discuss whether class analysis is just some wacky idea from that kook Karl Marx and when will Sohrab put a body positive swimsuit model on the cover of his magazine.
In the full length show available to Babylon Bee subscribers, Sohrab talks about David French’s statement about drag queen story hour being a blessing of liberty, getting interrogated for owning a copy of Star Wars in Tehran, and more!
Sohrab Ahmari is the founder and editor of COMPACT magazine, which bills itself as your home for journalism that challenges the ruling class. Kyle and Adam talk to Sohrab about working at the New York Post when they broke the Hunter Biden laptop story and were censored by Big Tech. They also discuss whether class analysis is just some wacky idea from that kook Karl Marx and when will Sohrab put a body positive swimsuit model on the cover of his magazine.
In the full length show available to Babylon Bee subscribers, Sohrab talks about David French’s statement about drag queen story hour being a blessing of liberty, getting interrogated for owning a copy of Star Wars in Tehran, and more!
Sohrab Ahmari is the founder and editor of COMPACT magazine, which bills itself as your home for journalism that challenges the ruling class. Kyle and Adam talk to Sohrab about working at the New York Post when they broke the Hunter Biden laptop story and were censored by Big Tech. They also discuss whether class analysis is just some wacky idea from that kook Karl Marx and when will Sohrab put a body positive swimsuit model on the cover of his magazine.
In the full length show available to Babylon Bee subscribers, Sohrab talks about David French’s statement about drag queen story hour being a blessing of liberty, getting interrogated for owning a copy of Star Wars in Tehran, and more!
Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon talk about Biden’s speech where he was flanked by Marines, put in front of a building that was lit up blood red, and branded half of the country as enemies of the State. He also might have invaded Poland. Next, Amazon’s The Rings of Power’s first episodes are now out and the guys at The Babylon Bee, including Producer Dan, have thoughts. Also, listeners submitted their favorite jokes and some of them were good!
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Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon talk about Biden’s speech where he was flanked by Marines, put in front of a building that was lit up blood red, and branded half of the country as enemies of the State. He also might have invaded Poland. Next, Amazon’s The Rings of Power’s first episodes are now out and the guys at The Babylon Bee, including Producer Dan, have thoughts. Also, listeners submitted their favorite jokes and some of them were good!
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Of course, there’s the banger and the bomb of the week, Sizzler Facts, and hate mail! Then in the subscriber-only portion, Dan, Brandon, and Jarret have more discussion of Amazon’s The Rings of Power, read bonus hate mail, read the best subscriber-submitted headlines, and then Jarret must answer the always-improving set of the Next Ten Questions.
Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon talk about Biden’s speech where he was flanked by Marines, put in front of a building that was lit up blood red, and branded half of the country as enemies of the State. He also might have invaded Poland. Next, Amazon’s The Rings of Power’s first episodes are now out and the guys at The Babylon Bee, including Producer Dan, have thoughts. Also, listeners submitted their favorite jokes and some of them were good!
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Of course, there’s the banger and the bomb of the week, Sizzler Facts, and hate mail! Then in the subscriber-only portion, Dan, Brandon, and Jarret have more discussion of Amazon’s The Rings of Power, read bonus hate mail, read the best subscriber-submitted headlines, and then Jarret must answer the always-improving set of the Next Ten Questions.
Kyle and Adam are joined by Brian Lau, author of the graphic novel Inferno City Firehouse, and the upcoming book Blood of the Baptist. He recently took part in the development of Florian’s Knights, a film about military veterans riding motorcycles as a form of therapy to fight PTSD.
Check out this week’s interview with Alex Clark of POPlitics, the Weakly News with Adam Yenser, and Brian Lau showing off his new graphic novel
We discuss the Inflation Reduction Act, the release of Amazon’s Rings of Power, and Lizzo’s “I’m oppressed” speech. And Trump wants a do-over election! Classic Trump.
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Kyle Mann and Jarret LeMaster sit down with Kurt Schlichter, the author of We’ll Be Back: The Fall and Rise of America. Kurt’s an Army veteran and lawyer who tells us about how he left Methodism over a disagreement with church leadership. He also shares his best lawyer stories and dives into the multiple series he’s written.
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In the full-length episode, available to subscribers to The Babylon Bee, Kurt Schlichter talks about the politics behind the abortion issue and answers The Ten Questions.
Kyle Man and Jarret LeMaster sit down with Kurt Schlichter, the author of We’ll Be Back: The Fall and Rise of America. Kurt’s an Army veteran and lawyer who tells us about how he left Methodism over a disagreement with church leadership. He also shares his best lawyer stories and dives into the multiple series he’s written.
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In the full-length episode, available to subscribers to The Babylon Bee, Kurt Schlichter talks about the politics behind the abortion issue and answers The Ten Questions.
It’s another Bee Weekly, but this time Kirk Cameron joins the crew at The Babylon Bee! Kyle, Brandon, and Jarret talk about what it was like growing up in the cozy and quirky milieu that was 90s Christian pop culture and how that experience shaped them for better or worse. Then Kyle and Jarret sit down with Tribulation Force himself, Kirk Cameron, to talk about faith, the Christian movie industry, his relationship with evangelist Ray Comfort, and how America may be ripe for a revival!
Kirk Cameron famously walked away from Hollywood after becoming a Christian at 17 when Jesus changed his life. He is known for acting in the sitcom Growing Pains and for portraying Cameron “Buck” Williams in the Left Behind film series. He has a new movie coming out called LIFEMARK. He also wrote the foreword to The American Covenant: The Untold Story, a book by his good friend Marshall Foster.
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It’s another Bee Weekly, but this time Kirk Cameron joins the crew at The Babylon Bee! Kyle, Brandon, and Jarret talk about what it was like growing up in the cozy and quirky milieu that was 90s Christian pop culture and how that experience shaped them for better or worse. Then Kyle and Jarret sit down with Tribulation Force himself, Kirk Cameron, to talk about faith, the Christian movie industry, his relationship with evangelist Ray Comfort, and how America may be ripe for a revival!
Kirk Cameron famously walked away from Hollywood after becoming a Christian at 17 when Jesus changed his life. He is known for acting in the sitcom Growing Pains and for portraying Cameron “Buck” Williams in the Left Behind film series. He has a new movie coming out called LIFEMARK. He also wrote the foreword to The American Covenant: The Untold Story, a book by his good friend Marshall Foster.
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In the full-length episode, available to subscribers to The Babylon Bee, Kirk answers questions from listeners and subscribers, reacts to times The Babylon Bee made fun of him, and answers The Ten Questions.
It’s another Bee Weekly, but this time Kirk Cameron joins the crew at The Babylon Bee! Kyle, Brandon, and Jarret talk about what it was like growing up in the cozy and quirky milieu that was 90s Christian pop culture and how that experience shaped them for better or worse. Then Kyle and Jarret sit down with Tribulation Force himself, Kirk Cameron, to talk about faith, the Christian movie industry, his relationship with evangelist Ray Comfort, and how America may be ripe for a revival!
Kirk Cameron famously walked away from Hollywood after becoming a Christian at 17 when Jesus changed his life. He is known for acting in the sitcom Growing Pains and for portraying Cameron “Buck” Williams in the Left Behind film series. He has a new movie coming out called LIFEMARK. He also wrote the foreword to The American Covenant: The Untold Story, a book by his good friend Marshall Foster.
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In the full-length episode, available to subscribers to The Babylon Bee, Kirk answers questions from listeners and subscribers, reacts to times The Babylon Bee made fun of him, and answers The Ten Questions.
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam talk with chicken coop owning and worship leading Ian Weeks, who is running for California assembly, about whether California is worth the fight. They also talk to Eric D. July about the Rippaverse, which is launching a new wave of non-woke comics and has already raised over $3 million! Also, be on the lookout for evil assault prayer beads that have been co-opted by extremist gun culture!
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Liz Cheney lost her primary election, the FBI didn’t take Trump’s passport before they actually did, and only 12% of Americans think the Inflation Reduction Act will reduce inflation. Also it’s the one year anniversary of when those Taliban guys were paddling around in swan boats. Sizzler Facts is back with a mystery this week and Adam Yenser is back with Weak-ly News.
The Babylon Bee had an exclusive press conference with the FBI revealing what was in Trump’s safe and Kyle, Adam, and Ian talk about some of their favorite jokes of all time. There may or may not be another edition of Travis’ Game Korner this week. You just have to listen to the whole episode to find out!Hate mail gets read, subscriber headlines get read (with a new twist this week), and Ian Weeks answers the ten questions for subscribers!
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam talk with chicken coop owning and worship leading Ian Weeks, who is running for California assembly, about whether California is worth the fight. They also talk to Eric D. July about the Rippaverse, which is launching a new wave of non-woke comics and has already raised over $3 million! Also, be on the lookout for evil assault prayer beads that have been co-opted by extremist gun culture!
You can support Ian Weeks in his run for CA assembly.
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Liz Cheney lost her primary election, the FBI didn’t take Trump’s passport before they actually did, and only 12% of Americans think the Inflation Reduction Act will reduce inflation. Also it’s the one year anniversary of when those Taliban guys were paddling around in swan boats. Sizzler Facts is back with a mystery this week and Adam Yenser is back with Weak-ly News.
The Babylon Bee had an exclusive press conference with the FBI revealing what was in Trump’s safe and Kyle, Adam, and Ian talk about some of their favorite jokes of all time. There may or may not be another edition of Travis’ Game Korner this week. You just have to listen to the whole episode to find out!Hate mail gets read, subscriber headlines get read (with a new twist this week), and Ian Weeks answers the ten questions for
subscribers
!
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam talk with chicken coop owning and worship leading Ian Weeks, who is running for California assembly, about whether California is worth the fight. They also talk to Eric D. July about the Rippaverse, which is launching a new wave of non-woke comics and has already raised over $3 million! Also, be on the lookout for evil assault prayer beads that have been co-opted by extremist gun culture!
You can support Ian Weeks in his run for CA assembly.
Make sure to pick up ISOM #1 from the Rippaverse!
Support The Babylon Bee by pre-ordering our new Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy! I
t’s awesome. Really!
This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out:
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Liz Cheney lost her primary election, the FBI didn’t take Trump’s passport before they actually did, and only 12% of Americans think the Inflation Reduction Act will reduce inflation. Also it’s the one year anniversary of when those Taliban guys were paddling around in swan boats. Sizzler Facts is back with a mystery this week and Adam Yenser is back with Weak-ly News.
The Babylon Bee had an exclusive press conference with the FBI revealing what was in Trump’s safe and Kyle, Adam, and Ian talk about some of their favorite jokes of all time. There may or may not be another edition of Travis’ Game Korner this week. You just have to listen to the whole episode to find out!Hate mail gets read, subscriber headlines get read (with a new twist this week), and Ian Weeks answers the ten questions for
subscribers
!
Christian Walker, a free speech radicalist and social media influencer for Trump, is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the LGBTQ and wokeness agenda in movies and companies, instagram comedy, and is challenged to a test to see if he can taste when chicken is made by a conservative.
Christian Walker led the Gays for Trump march in West Hollywood.
Christian Walker, a free speech radicalist and social media influencer for Trump, is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the LGBTQ and wokeness agenda in movies and companies, instagram comedy, and is challenged to a test to see if he can taste when chicken is made by a conservative.
Christian Walker led the Gays for Trump march in West Hollywood.
Christian Walker, a free speech radicalist and social media influencer for Trump, is at The Babylon Bee to talk about the LGBTQ and wokeness agenda in movies and companies, instagram comedy, and is challenged to a test to see if he can taste when chicken is made by a conservative.
Christian Walker led the Gays for Trump march in West Hollywood.
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam are joined by return guest host Kira Davis to discuss the news this week of Donald Trump’s home, Mar-A-Lago, being raided by the FBI! Hunter Biden reportedly breathed a huge sigh of relief! They also discuss listener-submitted stories about the weirdest thing that ever happened to them at church and talk about how anyone could stay in California. Crazy!
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Was Trump flushing documents down the White House toilet? Who would spend $100,000 on Diablo Immortal? Is Joe Biden okay? After watching some of the latest clips, The Babylon Bee is worried. Also, if inflation is 0% why are they trying to pass the Inflation Reduction Act?
Prepare yourself for another exhilarating segment of Sizzler Facts. Adam Yenser strikes back with a new edition of Weakly News! Bee Radio with Austin Robertson is flying out of the nest this week, but you can hear it one last time on The Bee Weekly. Catch Bee Radio on its own separate podcast feed and on The Babylon Bee Podcast channel on YouTube.
Then, Kira Davis, Kyle, and Adam discuss what is wrong with California. Seriously, what’s up with that place? Who would stay? Of course, we end every Bee Weekly with glorious hate mail that runs into your ear canals like warm mashed potatoes dripping from a wooden spoon.
In the full-length podcast, there are much more bonus hate mails and bonus mailbag questions. Babylon Bee subscribers also weighed in with their weird church stories and we see which subscriber-submitted headlines were the best this week!
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Tho Bishop, assistant editor at The Ludwig von Mises Institute and resident Florida man, is finally in studio with The Babylon Bee to talk about whether libertarianism needs Christianity to survive, how embarrassing the Libertarian Party is, and the eternal coolness of mullets. They also discuss how King DeSantis could be the future of the Republican Party.
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Tho Bishop, assistant editor at The Ludwig von Mises Institute and resident Florida man, is finally in studio with The Babylon Bee to talk about whether libertarianism needs Christianity to survive, how embarrassing the Libertarian Party is, and the eternal coolness of mullets. They also discuss how King DeSantis could be the future of the Republican Party.
You can check out Tho Bishop’s work at The Mises Institute and podcasts like Radio Rothbard.
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What Has Government Done To Our Money
Tho Bishop, assistant editor at The Ludwig von Mises Institute and resident Florida man, is finally in studio with The Babylon Bee to talk about whether libertarianism needs Christianity to survive, how embarrassing the Libertarian Party is, and the eternal coolness of mullets. They also discuss how King DeSantis could be the future of the Republican Party.
You can check out Tho Bishop’s work at The Mises Institute and podcasts like Radio Rothbard.
Also be sure to check out the new animated series What Has Government Done To Our Money?
School teacher and preacher Peter Heck visits the guys at The Babylon Bee to talk about having a mancrush on George Washington, women loving men who are frugal, and the state of the nation’s public schools. They talk about putting robocops into schools and the political agendas like Critical Race Theory that are at work in the nation’s curriculum. Peter Heck answers some questions from the social media platform on NotTheBee and maybe even gets into voter fraud theories!
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You can also support him over at his Substack called The Memo with Peter Heck.
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This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle, Jarret, Christina, and Brandon talk about whether or not we are living in MAGA country after the primary results pour in, a woman made a bunch of resentful comics about her husband causing the internet to make peach memes, and an impassioned argument broke out over which Pride and Prejudice adaptation is the best. Also the prices are just too dang high!
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The Bee announces an upcoming Beach Boys parody video. Also, terrorists are getting drone striked while hanging out with the Taliban, Newsom declared a state of emergency over a disease that totally isn’t gay, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is now bi for some reason. Okay.
The Babylon Bee plays The Price Is Wrong, Bee where Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon try to guess the price of some random items we got from the store. There is also another exciting edition of Sizzler Facts, Bee Radio from Austin Robertson, and of course Hate Mail! Also, we find out what listeners would call their imaginary fat baby after putting out our latest Pregnant Man sketch.
In the full length version of the podcast, Christina answers the Ten Questions and joins the other guys in reading the best subscriber submitted headlines and bonus hate mail!To get the full version of the podcast go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans
Allie Beth Stuckey is in the house with The Babylon Bee to talk in this wide-ranging interview about being a culture war crusader and fundamentalist Christian propagandist, while also being really good at naming cats. They also discuss the appropriate attire for a Backstreet Boys concert, the essential items you must have if you are a Christian woman, and where the line is for Christians criticizing politicians. The Babylon Bee also tests Allie’s principles by offering her Target gift cards.
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news this past week, gives the latest update on its search for a third joke, and says goodbye to intern Claire. Very sad! Also, no one in the Biden administration can tell us what a recession is now that it seems like we are definitely in one! Not good!
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Kyle, Emma, and Claire answer a subscriber dare from Jennie and provide some obscure but positive facts about PA. They also see what jokes are performing well or not on the site and have another fascinating edition of Sizzler Facts. Bee Radio with Austin Robertson makes a return and Weakly News carries on despite Adam’s overly long vacation. Where has he gotten to?
Kyle takes the show through some unused headlines at The Bee before saying goodbye to intern Claire. So sad! Then Cindy wonders how we can be Christians and drink booze while another commenter theorizes that The Bee is a Jewish conspiracy! What?
Babylon Bee subscribers get more of the show in the full-length, ad-free version where Claire answers the second ten questions, subscribers have a chance at hearing their headline submissions be read, and the Bee reacts to some bonus hate mail over their mostly praised video game segment from last week.To get the full show, go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news this past week, gives the latest update on its search for a third joke, and says goodbye to intern Claire. Very sad! Also, no one in the Biden administration can tell us what a recession is now that it seems like we are definitely in one! Not good!
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Kyle, Emma, and Claire answer a subscriber dare from Jennie and provide some obscure but positive facts about PA. They also see what jokes are performing well or not on the site and have another fascinating edition of Sizzler Facts. Bee Radio with Austin Robertson makes a return and Weakly News carries on despite Adam’s overly long vacation. Where has he gotten to?
Kyle takes the show through some unused headlines at The Bee before saying goodbye to intern Claire. So sad! Then Cindy wonders how we can be Christians and drink booze while another commenter theorizes that The Bee is a Jewish conspiracy! What?
Babylon Bee subscribers get more of the show in the full-length, ad-free version where Claire answers the second ten questions, subscribers have a chance at hearing their headline submissions be read, and the Bee reacts to some bonus hate mail over their mostly praised video game segment from last week.
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The Babylon Bee talks about the news this past week, gives the latest update on its search for a third joke, and says goodbye to intern Claire. Very sad! Also, no one in the Biden administration can tell us what a recession is now that it seems like we are definitely in one! Not good!
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Kyle, Emma, and Claire answer a subscriber dare from Jennie and provide some obscure but positive facts about PA. They also see what jokes are performing well or not on the site and have another fascinating edition of Sizzler Facts. Bee Radio with Austin Robertson makes a return and Weakly News carries on despite Adam’s overly long vacation. Where has he gotten to?
Kyle takes the show through some unused headlines at The Bee before saying goodbye to intern Claire. So sad! Then Cindy wonders how we can be Christians and drink booze while another commenter theorizes that The Bee is a Jewish conspiracy! What?
Babylon Bee subscribers get more of the show in the full-length, ad-free version where Claire answers the second ten questions, subscribers have a chance at hearing their headline submissions be read, and the Bee reacts to some bonus hate mail over their mostly praised video game segment from last week.
Frank Turek hangs out with The Babylon Bee to talk about how all your favorite Hollywood blockbuster movie heroes like Iron Man, Frodo Baggins, and Harry Potter will point you to the ultimate hero: Jesus Christ. Kyle and Jarret ask Frank about how hit movie franchises like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings reveal God, the battle between good and evil, and the true savior of all mankind.
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This week at The Babylon Bee, the guys review their crazy weekend in Las Vegas at FreedomFest because what happens in Vegas echoes in eternity. They also talk about good Samaritans who use guns and run into burning buildings, repent of not knowing the fish slapping dance, and discuss the top ten greatest video games of all time. Travis is back with a vengeance this episode.
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The Babylon Bee crew also talks about the news of the week like Brandon Falls being a historical landmark now, NPR deciding to open up a brand new disinformation wing, and Joe Biden wandering around the Middle East asking for Jafar. There’s also more Sizzler facts, a Weakly News with Claire filling in for Adam, and Bee Radio with Austin Robertson. Kyle sits down with Andrew Crapuchettes, from Red Balloon, who is trying to connect freedom-loving employers with people who just want to work without compromising their beliefs and values. Last but not least, the guys at The Babylon Bee set in stone their top ten video games of all time.
Two Mormons, Jeff and Neal Harmon, and an orthodox Jew, Matthew Faraci, stop by The Babylon Bee to tell the story about Angel Studios. Angel Studios was sued by Disney and ordered to pay a company-crushing $62 million judgment to Disney over its VidAngel service. That should have been the end of them. Then they went on to produce Dry Bar Comedy and The Chosen, which is the top crowd-funded film project of all time and has been seen by hundreds of millions of viewers worldwide.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by Comedian and Tuttle Twins voice actor Alex Elkin to dive deep into hard hitting issues like Jill Biden comparing “latinx” to “breakfast tacos,” Hunter Biden’s leaked iCloud messages (why is no one covering this?), and more! We also list our top 10 cartoons OF ALL TIME, thanks mostly to hate mail saying that grown men shouldn’t watch cartoons. And don’t miss out on this week’s Sizzler Fact!
Bee Radio w/ Austin Robertson and Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser strike back at fake news by being even faker. The Babylon Bee talks to Glen Scrivener about his new book The Air We Breathe where he suggests people are believers without even knowing it. Hmm?!
In the subscriber portion, the crew reads subscriber headlines, the classic article of the week, bonus hate mail, and then Alex Elkin answers the ten questions.
The Babylon Bee spends prime time with Alex Stein, notable Blaze TV contributor and host of The Conspiracy Castle podcast. We learn behind the scenes info on his work posing as a far left madman at city council meetings and the importance of getting involved in local government. And did you know life isn't worth living without the love of a cat? You will!
Kyle, Adam, and Emma from The Babylon Bee talk about what’s in the news this week. Hide yo kids and hide yo wife because the bison are attacking everybody up in here! Also, adoption is creepy now, TikTok banned The Babylon Bee, and it was revealed that Joe Biden financed Hunter’s trysts with Russian-linked escorts. They also do a rundown of their top ten comedy shows of all time and for some reason Kyle really really likes The Big Bang Theory. Really. Then, Emma, even though she isn’t a biologist, claims to be able to tell Kyle and Adam what a woman is.
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We got a lot of hate mail for our recent amazing and very informative video Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns. In the full-length podcast available to Babylon Bee subscribers only, there are even more crazy hate mail, a classic article of the week, and a rundown of the top Subscriber Headlines of the Week!
Head of Acts 17 Apologetics and sociopath David Wood discusses Islam, imprisonment, and personality disorders with The Babylon Bee. An important episode for anyone interested in talking to muslims about the gospel message.
Roe V. Wade got aborted this past week, so the podcast gets hijacked by the women at The Babylon Bee. Men cannot talk about abortion, because of their lack of uteri, so Chandler, Bettina, Emma, and Claire take over to discuss the overturn of almost 50 years of baby murder precedent and how everyone lost their poop on Twitter. Kristan Hawkins from Students For Life of America calls in to tell us about Roe V. Wade being overturned and what that means is up next for the pro-life movement. Also, Pete Hegseth and David Goodwin talk to The Babylon Bee about how progressives hijacked public education and ruined basically everything.
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Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress is out and it is good. Get it now!
Of course, there is Weakly News with Adam Yenser, but Austin Robertson and Bee Radio take a break this week. Sad! Not good! But, there’s Sizzler Facts! Choices! Good!
Babylon Bee subscribers get access to the full-length podcast where you can keep learning more about the women behind The Babylon Bee and get access to bonus hate mail, the best subscriber headlines, and the classical article of the week.
Astrophysicist Hugh Ross, the founder of Reasons To Believe, talks to The Babylon Bee about extraterrestrial alien life, UFOs, and the reasons from science to believe in the God of the Bible. They also talk about how faster than lightspeed travel would completely kill you dead.
Check out Reasons To Believe and Dr. Ross’ new book coming out soon: Designed To The Core.
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle, Adam, and Chandler talk about the very woke pro-LGBT+ Lightyear bombing at the box office, Rick Warren single handedly carrying the church on his back, and Ben Stiller going to Ukraine for some reason. MyPillow also got canceled by Walmart and Sizzler Facts is back! And, by popular demand, the crew have a mega edition of Stuff That’s Good– unlike Lightyear!
Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress is out and it is good– unlike Lightyear. Get it now!
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Bee Radio with Austin Robertson and Weakly News with Adam Yenser strike back and The Babylon Bee talks to education freedom advocate Sam Sorbo about the importance of home education. Also, everyone demanded more Travis, so we listened. Welcome to Travis’ Video Game Korner.
Be sure to check out Sam Sorbo online to find out more about her podcast, The Sam Sorbo Show, and The Home Learning Conference.
In the subscriber lounge, the crew reads subscriber headlines, the classic article of the week, bonus hate mail, and then the amazing Chandler Juliet answers the newer better second ten questions.
Brandon Straka joined The Babylon Bee to talk about being arrested for participating in what is being called the 2021 United States Capitol Attack. As a former liberal, Brandon Straka started the Walk Away social media campaign to encourage liberals to leave the Democratic Party and he was there on that fateful day in our nation’s capital. Subsequently, his house raided by the FBI and he was arrested, prosecuted, and convicted for the role officials say he took in an insurrection against the government. May Brandon have committed some light treason? We interview, you decide.
You can check out the Walk Away campaign or Brandon’s website.
Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We've also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress.
We also take the time to interview Penny Nance to find out how many Pennie's her thoughts cost. (It's three)
Subscribers, stick around for hate mail, subscriber headlines, and a dramatic discussion on which dinosaur is Joel’s favorite. The answer may shock you!
Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We've also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress.
We also take the time to interview Penny Nance to find out how many Pennie's her thoughts cost. (It's three)
Subscribers, stick around for hate mail, subscriber headlines, and a dramatic discussion on which dinosaur is Joel’s favorite. The answer may shock you!
Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We've also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress.
We also take the time to interview Penny Nance to find out how many Pennie's her thoughts cost. (It's three)
Subscribers, stick around for hate mail, subscriber headlines, and a dramatic discussion on which dinosaur is Joel’s favorite. The answer may shock you!
Political commentator Liz Wheeler joined The Babylon Bee to talk about reading all the founding documents of critical and queer theory, Mark Zuckerberg being a robot who may have swung the 2020 election, Ron DeSantis’ bid for 2024, and the hottest spots to buy chest binders and packing underwear.
You can check out Liz Wheeler on her podcast The Liz Wheeler Show
Or read her book Tipping Points: How to Topple the Left's House of Cards
Join us for a very special abbreviated episode! It’s special because it’s shorter and only includes the good parts! We’ve got new editions of Bee Radio w/ Austin Robertson, Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser, and a special interview with professional wrestler and political commentator Tyrus.
In the subscriber lounge we’ve got the classic article of the week, bee headlines, and Tyrus answers the Ten Questions.
Welcome to the end of all things! Join Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and beloved Managing Editor Joel Berry for the final podcast in the old studio! The trio discusses popular K-Pop group BTS, Joe Biden’s plans for protecting schools (or lack thereof), Pelosi’s super drunk husband, and more! The Babylon Bee team also talks about their favorite memories as they bid farewell to the old production studio.
Award-winning biblical scholar and political theorist Yoram Hazony sits down for an interview with Kyle and Dan Coats to discuss his new book, Conservatism: A Rediscovery. If you read it, you will become a smart person!
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Welcome to the end of all things! Join Kyle Mann, Adam Yenser, and beloved Managing Editor Joel Berry for the final podcast in the old studio! The trio discusses popular K-Pop group BTS, Joe Biden’s plans for protecting schools (or lack thereof), Pelosi’s super drunk husband, and more! The Babylon Bee team also talks about their favorite memories as they bid farewell to the old production studio.
Award-winning biblical scholar and political theorist Yoram Hazony sits down for an interview with Kyle and Dan Coats to discuss his new book, Conservatism: A Rediscovery. If you read it, you will become a smart person!
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Comedian Neal Brennan, who co-created and co-wrote Chappelle's Show, joined The Babylon Bee to talk about doing comedy, believing in God after doing ayahuasca, and how cancel culture is totally fake-so stop crying about it.
You can check out Neal Brennan on his show Neal Brennan: Unacceptable or his Netflix special 3 Mics or simply go to Neal Brennan’s website for upcoming shows.
The Babylon Bee talks to repeat guest and fan favorite, Kira Davis, who is running for school board to save the kids from CRT, groomers, and mask mandates. They talk about what’s going on in the world this week like the tragic event in Texas, Nancy Pelosi being told she can’t have communion- we can’t believe it either!- and how monkeypox is totally not gay. The Bee also talks to rapper and songwriter Tom MacDonald about his non-woke music and what it’s like to be a normal guy with face tattoos.
It’s a packed episode with what’s banging and bombing on The Babylon Bee, love mail, hate mail, Weakly News with Adam Yenser, and Bee Radio from Austin Robertson. In the subscriber portion, Kira Davis answers questions directly from Bee subscribers.
Check out Kira Davis for School Board and also her podcast, Just Listen To Yourself.
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The founder and CEO of Living Waters, Ray Comfort, is in the studio with guys from The Babylon Bee to talk about evangelism, the gospel of Jesus Christ, and how he would have handled that Elon Musk interview a bit differently. Ray tells Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser all about his life’s work of talking to strangers on the street and why you should never leave home without a stack of gospel tracts.
Ray can be seen on Living Waters on YouTube and his TV show Way of the Master.
The Babylon Bee talks to PragerU’s man on the street, Will Witt, and The Officer Brandon Tatum. Kyle and Adam talk to Will about what’s going on in the news this week like baby formula shortages, the media’s different coverage of recent tragedies depending on what narrative they fit, and Twitter employees who got caught saying some communist things! Never go full potato, Twitter!
Kyle and Adam talk to Brandon Tatum about the craziest cop stories he has, law enforcement being vilified by media and politicians, and how fast you can drive over the speed limit without getting pulled over. Some of this interview is for Babylon Bee subscribers only!
Will Witt chats with the Bee about his man on the street videos and whether or not we should just call it a day and weep for the future of the nation.
In the subscriber lounge, subscribers get the rest of the Brandon Tatum interview, Will Witt answers the Ten Questions, and subscribers get their best headlines read!
You can see more of Will Witt over at PragerU.
Brandon Tatum just landed a new radio show on Salem Radio! You can also find Brandon Tatum over at The Officer Tatum and you can check out his book Beaten Black and Blue: Being a Black Cop in an America Under Siege
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The Babylon Bee talks to PragerU’s man on the street, Will Witt, and The Officer Brandon Tatum. Kyle and Adam talk to Will about what’s going on in the news this week like baby formula shortages, the media’s different coverage of recent tragedies depending on what narrative they fit, and Twitter employees who got caught saying some communist things! Never go full potato, Twitter!
Kyle and Adam talk to Brandon Tatum about the craziest cop stories he has, law enforcement being vilified by media and politicians, and how fast you can drive over the speed limit without getting pulled over. Some of this interview is for Babylon Bee subscribers only!
Will Witt chats with the Bee about his man on the street videos and whether or not we should just call it a day and weep for the future of the nation.
In the subscriber lounge, subscribers get the rest of the Brandon Tatum interview, Will Witt answers the Ten Questions, and subscribers get their best headlines read!
You can see more of Will Witt over at PragerU.
Brandon Tatum just landed a new radio show on Salem Radio! You can also find Brandon Tatum over at The Officer Tatum and you can check out his book Beaten Black and Blue: Being a Black Cop in an America Under Siege
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The director of The Chosen, Dallas Jenkins, is in studio with The Babylon Bee to talk about Christians in the arts, the state of Christian entertainment, and the challenge of depicting Jesus without a British accent.
Angel Studios, which produces The Chosen, is a crowdfunded movie studio that let’s investors directly choose which programs they want the studio to pursue.
Be sure to check out The Chosen App to watch the show The Chosen. Also available on VidAngel, Amazon Prime, Apple TV, and more!
Kyle Mann is joined by The Babylon Bee’s own MJ and special guest Siaka Massaquoi. The trio discuss laaaaaame Democrats, the FBI confiscating MAGA hats, Gen Z being a weird generation, and more!
New editions of Bee Radio and Weakly News are here… and MJ answers questions from her Twitter followers. They all seem to like her but the rest of us have to deal with hate mail. Why do we keep getting these? You’re hurting our feelings, you guys. FROWNY FACE.
Siaka Massaquoi is also running for California office as representative of District 43! If you’re in that area try legally voting for him. He seems cool. And he’s black. Also, check out his What The Fact channel on Rumble and on Instagram.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by special guest Amala Ekpunobi from Unapologetic LIVE! She gives us the low down on her Internet feud with a trans woman who is sponsored by a feminine hygiene product. And did you hear Roe v Wade might get overturned? THAT’S BIG NEWS, YOU GUYS!
Adam Yenser is back with an incredible new installment of Weakly News and Austin “The Voice In My Heart” Robertson is back with a new edition of Bee Radio. Exclamation points!
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Kyle, Adam, and Brandon Toy talk about this week at The Bee and also talk to Ian Miller about his book Unmasked: The Global Failure of COVID Mask Mandates. Kyle gains a new street name as he sits in the slammer of Twitter Jail and Anthony Fauci has declared that the pandemic is now over to anyone still listening to him. Due to popular demand Sizzler Facts is back and then The Bee analyzes what satire is currently banging and bombing on the site. Bee Radio from Austin Robertson runs straight into your ear canal like smooth honey dripping from a wooden spoon and Adam Yenser brings Weakly News. The Bee dips into the everflowing hate mail and Brandon Toy is subjected to the Ten Questions in the subscriber lounge.
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Kyle, Adam, and Emma Spies discuss the doxxing of Libs of TikTok, the demise of mask mandates on airlines, Disney losing their little autonomous zone, and much more! Adam Yenser brings Weakly News, Austin Robertson presents another edition of Bee Radio, and Dennis Prager sits down for a talk about dating—what else?—from a large desk in a dramatic power move.
Join us in the Subscriber’s Lounge as Emma answers the ten questions and reveals that Hitler is still alive and well.
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Kyle, Adam, and Emma Spies discuss the doxxing of Libs of TikTok, the demise of mask mandates on airlines, Disney losing their little autonomous zone, and much more! Adam Yenser brings Weakly News, Austin Robertson presents another edition of Bee Radio, and Dennis Prager sits down for a talk about dating—what else?—from a large desk in a dramatic power move.
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Alex Marlow is the Editor-in-Chief of Breitbart News and hosts the Breitbart News Daily Podcast. Marlow faces Adam Yenser’s Real or Fake Headlines challenge and reminisces about Joe Biden’s most memorable speeches. Marlow recently published a book called Breaking the News: Exposing the Establishment Media’s Hidden Deals and Secret Corruption, which is available now.
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Kyle and Adam talk to Alex Marlow, the Editor-in-Chief of Breitbart News and host of Breitbart News Daily Podcast. Marlow faces Adam Yenser’s Real or Fake Headlines challenge and reminisces about Joe Biden’s most memorable speeches. Marlow recently published a book called Breaking the News: Exposing the Establishment Media’s Hidden Deals and Secret Corruption, which is available now.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret to discuss the big new shareholder of Twitter. Didn’t you get the memo? The Bee is also releasing a brand new book! Enjoy a sneak peak of The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy!
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Stay a while and listen to new editions of Bee Radio w/ Austin “The Robinson” Robertson, Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser, and a brand new segment: Sizzler Facts. Listeners also get an exclusive leak of the audition tapes from some ambitious people who want Jen Psaki’s job.
In the subscriber’s lounge we hang out with world-famous Bee Subscriber JungleBiker. Will he answer the ten questions? Only you can find out!
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Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret to discuss the big new shareholder of Twitter. Didn’t you get the memo? The Bee is also releasing a brand new book! Enjoy a sneak peak of The Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy!
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Stay a while and listen to new editions of Bee Radio w/ Austin “The Robinson” Robertson, Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser, and a brand new segment: Sizzler Facts. Listeners also get an exclusive leak of the audition tapes from some ambitious people who want Jen Psaki’s job.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by Jarret Lemaster to discuss the recent event at the Oscars and our favorite Hero of the Faith: Joel Osteen.
We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robertson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? It’s knee-slappin’ - or face-slappin’ - good.
Then the three vote on what is or is not heresy from various Joel Osteen quotes by putting a dollar in our Heresy Jar. We also look back on previous Joel Osteen headlines. This is followed by a couple’s account of how Putin is affecting their relationship.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by Chandler Juliet to discuss The Babylon Bee’s recent ban from Twitter. We also take a look at several suspicious accounts that haven’t been banned. Weird.
We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robinson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? You’re so insensitive.
Dr. Fazale Rana of Reasons To Believe visits The Bee to discuss transhumanism and how it may, or may not, relate to Locutus of Borg. But no one thinks to ask him about Robocop. Sad.
Dr. Rana’s collected works are available on Amazon, including Humans 2.0: Scientific, Philosophical, and Theological Perspectives on Transhumanism and his most recent work, Fit for a Purpose: Does the Anthropic Principle Include Biochemistry?
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In the Subscriber Lounge™ Kyle is confronted with the fact he’s probably possessed by a demon (darn!) and, as always, we review a classic Bee article and Subscriber Headlines of the Week! And don’t forget to stick around for the rest of Dr. Fazale’s interview!
Accomplished radio host—and almost Governor of California—Larry Elder stopped by The Babylon Bee studio to talk about being the black face of white supremacy and to give his thoughts on the recall campaign, that gorilla lady who threw eggs at him, and whether the future of California is truly hopeless. Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser ask the questions in this hard-hitting Babylon Bee interview before inviting Larry to blow off some steam with some eggs we found.
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Kyle, Adam, and Jarret commune to discuss the inevitable destruction of the earth as a result of nuclear war, high gas prices (yes, this is still a thing), Rachel Levine being… a thing, and Obama getting COVID! Hilarious!
A new edition of Babylon Bee Radio is hot off the air waves (is that a thing?). Austin uses his sensual voice to give you the fake news that really matters.
Need more fake news? Check out headlines written by kids and some unsolicited headlines from the deep underdark that perhaps should never have seen the light of day.
We also sit down with Patrick Newman to discuss government cronyism. Did you know the government has been corrupt since the beginning of time? Now you do!
This week The Babylon Bee discusses how insane gas prices are. Biden seems to think it’s entirely Russia’s fault but we know he’s just being modest. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret also discuss their personal top ten Sci-Fi films (but no one picks The Last Jedi? Weird.) We also sit down with Carl Trueman, the author of a very thick book called The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution. He now has a shorter, more approachable book covering the same ground called Strange New World.
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On The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Adam are joined by Mike Luso to talk about this week at the Babylon Bee as The Bee turns 6 years old, Russia invades Ukraine, and Biden gives an interesting State of the Union. Then Alex Epstein—no relation—brings his moral case for fossil fuels.
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Kyle, Adam, and Mike talk about Ukraine and the State of the Union before looking at the Banger and Bomb articles of the week. Adam brings Weakly News and then the Bee celebrates turning 6 years old by going through some of its greatest hits! Kyle and Adam then talk to Alex Epstein about the moral case for fossil fuels and whether or not you can really run the entire nation on solar power. The Bee got some hate mail for making fun of Christians again.
In the subscribers-only lounge, Kyle, Adam, and Mike look at the top subscriber-pitched headlines of the week and some love mail for making fun of Christians. Subscribers to the Bee also get the rest of the Alex Epstein interview!
The Babylon Bee discusses how Facebook says we have gone against their community standards and have deleted our post about Amy Schneider. Adam and Jarret are joined by copy editor Kristin Oren to help us all with our grammar and to talk about some stuff that’s good like books that you really need to read.
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Adam, Jarret, and Kristin talk about this week at The Babylon Bee, some stuff that’s good, and the social network that is hoppin’ over at Not The Bee. They also discuss this week’s banger article and this week’s bomb. This week’s subscriber dare has The Bee crew analyzing the lyrics to a Twenty One Pilots song. Then Adam brings sweet Weakly News straight to your ear canal. Listeners are also treated to The Bee’s latest sketch about a brave great white shark that has finally been allowed to compete in the women’s swimming competition. Kristin talks about her latest projects and helps everyone get good with their grammar.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the classic article of the week, a PureTeej edition of the Subscriber Headlines of the Week, and then Kristin Oren flips the tables on the Bee guys and asks them the questions!
The Babylon Bee discusses life in the Metaverse, including going to church in the Metaverse, with Christian astrophysicist Dr. Jeff Zweerink from Reasons to Believe. The Bee also talks about everything else going in the writer’s room and, of course, the notorious hate group, Westboro Baptist Church.
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Kyle and Adam talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the hate group Westboro Baptist Church. They also discuss this week’s banger article and this week’s bomb. Adam brings Weakly News again. Listeners are also treated to The Bee’s latest sketch about an Atheist Chaplain who has discovered the liberating message that everything is meaningless.
Dr. Jeff Zweerink joins Kyle and Adam to talk about the Metaverse. Is it the next evolutionary leap for humanity? Is it the Mark of the Beast? If you get baptized in the Metaverse, and go to church in the Metaverse, does that mean when you die you go to Metaverse Heaven? In the spirit of Valentine's Day, The Bee Reads some love mail. Then the usual Hate Mail this week continues the epic saga of Sherry.
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The Babylon Bee analyzes some thrash metal apologetics, evaluates the current state of worship leader life with a real-life worship pastor, and talks to comedian Yannis Pappas!
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Kyle and Adam are joined by worship pastor and actor Jarret Lemaster to talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the thrash metal apologetics of Tourniquet. They also discuss what the expectations are of a modern worship pastor and the scene of Christian movie acting. The guys talk about what Whoopi Goldberg said on the View and some cases before the Supreme Court relating to the Banger and Bomb articles of the Week. Adam Yenser brings Weakly News and the guys all talk about their favorite thing this week in Stuff That’s Good. Kyle and Adam ask Jarret who he is and get into a discussion involving worship leader skinny jeans and acting in the Christian movie world.
Yannis Pappas then joins Kyle and Adam for a lengthy discussion. Viewers are also treated to the Joy of Painting With Hunter Biden sketch that Yannis did with The Bee. The Hate Mail this week is a bit of an epic saga that you don’t want to miss.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the full Yannis interview, get to hear Jarret’s answers to The Ten Questions, and also are treated with some spicy hate mail conspiracy theories about how The Babylon Bee is a CIA plant to propagandize its audience.
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Kyle and Adam are joined by worship pastor and actor Jarret Lemaster to talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the thrash metal apologetics of Tourniquet. They also discuss what the expectations are of a modern worship pastor and the scene of Christian movie acting. The guys talk about what Whoopi Goldberg said on the View and some cases before the Supreme Court relating to the Banger and Bomb articles of the Week. Adam Yenser brings Weakly News and the guys all talk about their favorite thing this week in Stuff That’s Good. Kyle and Adam ask Jarret who he is and get into a discussion involving worship leader skinny jeans and acting in the Christian movie world.
Yannis Pappas then joins Kyle and Adam for a lengthy discussion. Viewers are also treated to the Joy of Painting With Hunter Biden sketch that Yannis did with The Bee. The Hate Mail this week is a bit of an epic saga that you don’t want to miss.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the full Yannis interview, get to hear Jarret’s answers to The Ten Questions, and also are treated with some spicy hate mail conspiracy theories about how The Babylon Bee is a CIA plant to propagandize its audience.
Greg Gutfeld, the new king of Late Night, joins Kyle and Adam to talk about how he is destroying all the other Late Night hosts, cancel culture, and why he continues to call Brian Stelter fat. Greg never planned on working in Late Night. He first started writing in the magazine world then working his way up into shows on Fox before landing on his current show, Gutfeld! Greg is bringing his live shows to new cities. Check out the links below for how to get FREE tickets. Get FREE tickets to see Greg in Dallas here: Greg Gutfeld Events
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Kyle and Adam find out how Gutfeld! has evolved over his time on the air. Greg talks about how he became the Late Night king. Kyle and Adam find out why Greg goes so hard after the CNN pundits.
Kyle and Adam both find out why they were rejected from working with Greg. Adam finds out what Greg thinks about the current state of cancel culture.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle talks about Greg's almost Muslim Gay bar and how his position has evolved. Greg answers the ever great 10 questions.
Greg Gutfeld, the new king of Late Night, joins Kyle and Adam to talk about how he is destroying all the other Late Night hosts, cancel culture, and why he continues to call Brian Stelter fat. Greg never planned on working in Late Night. He first started writing in the magazine world then working his way up into shows on Fox before landing on his current show, Gutfeld! Greg is bringing his live shows to new cities. Check out the links below for how to get FREE tickets.
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Kyle and Adam find out how Gutfeld! has evolved over his time on the air. Greg talks about how he became the Late Night king. Kyle and Adam find out why Greg goes so hard after the CNN pundits. Kyle and Adam both find out why they were rejected from working with Greg. Adam finds out what Greg thinks about the current state of cancel culture.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle talks about Greg's almost Muslim Gay bar and how his position has evolved. Greg answers the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle and Dan finish reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss the chapters of The Scouring of the Shire and The Grey Havens. The hobbits are back in town and they mean business. How did the Shire turn into North Korea and what can four little hobbits do about it? How did Sam turn into Johnny Appleseed? Will Frodo ever be healed and whole? What Lord of the Rings board games must you try? Tune in as The Bee Reads LOTR sails off into the west with its final “fantastic.”
Kyle and Dan wish to thank Jonathan Watson and Michael Grumbine for being most excellent hobbits, esteemed Tolkien nerds, and dear friends.
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The Babylon Bee remembers the first year of Joe Biden’s Presidency since he might have forgotten it and also talks to historian Arthur Herman about how to be more like the Vikings, but not the football team. The Bee also has an exclusive statement from Justin Trudeau, Weakly News from Adam Yenser, and an inside look to this week at The Babylon Bee.
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Kyle played board games, Adam went to Montana, and Dan’s roof blew away in a windstorm. A subscriber makes it possible for The Bee to launch our subscriber-exclusive audio yacht. There’s a banger and bomb article of the week, stuff that’s good, and an exclusive statement from Justin Trudeau brought to you only by The Babylon Bee. Adam Yenser brings Weakly News and then The Bee remembers Joe Biden’s first year of being President because it’s possible that he doesn’t quite remember all of it. Then Kyle and Adam talk to historian Arthur Herman about pointy helmets, conquering the world, and the indomitable spirit of the Vikings. Of course, The Bee opens up its hate mail for the week too.
In the subscriber exclusive lounge on the third floor of The Babylon Bee Audio Yacht, subscribers are treated to the Bee’s classic article, subscriber headlines, love mail, bonus hate mail, and the rest of the interview with Arthur Herman!
Kyle and Dan continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss the chapters of Many Partings and Homeward Bound. Why are goodbyes always difficult? Why is Saruman so bitter? What does Bilbo have to teach us about getting old? Tune in to find out!
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Candy can be trans now, Democrats are talking about backhanding women they disagree with, and pro-life conservatives tell a pro-abortion Oklahoma state legislator that his terms are acceptable. This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam talk to Skillet’s John Cooper about his new album, Dominion, which is lifting spirits and melting faces.
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Kyle and Adam talk about the banger and bomb articles of the week which involve a new M&M trans character and Uyghur Muslims being forced to make Golden State Warrior jerseys. Podcast viewers can enjoy the video about the first trans Skittle. Then, Adam gives you the news you need to know this week in Weakly News. The Bee also gets caught up on all the crazy things Blue Checks say like how women should be backhanded, it’s now celebrated for a wife to renounce her husband’s thought crimes, and USA Today wants us to better understand pedophilia for some reason. Also, Trey Gowdy doesn’t understand how three times zero isn’t three. Then it’s time for The Celebrity Dating Game featuring AOC!
Kyle and Adam then talk to John Cooper from Skillet about Dominion, honoring the Emperor, and what’s causing crime to skyrocket in our cities. Of course, there is also hate mail.
In the subscriber lounge, Gavin answers the ten questions and shows off his lightsaber collection with the news that we are one step closer to making lightsabers a reality. Subscribers also get the rest of the interview with Skillet’s John Cooper!
Kyle and Dan continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss the chapters of The Field of Cormallen and The Steward and the King. They discuss how these chapters really have a sense of fulfillment and show Tolkien’s mastery in weaving together romance, eschatological themes, and humor. What is true greatness? Will the King enter into his city finally? Is everything sad going to come untrue? Tune in to find out!
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Kyle, Adam, and Dan talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and talk to Justin Brierley from the ‘Unbelievable?’ podcast about bad British food, the worst atheist arguments, and staying Christian even while arguing with other Christians. Kyle and Adam also try to roast the resident Reformed guy in the office. The interview show is now a part of The Bee Weekly, so tune in to a new action-packed Bee Weekly! Be sure to check out Justin Brierley’s ‘Unbelievable?’ book and podcast. He also hosts The Big Conversation, so check that out! This episode is brought to you by Enduring Word Bible Commentary. Go to https://enduringword.com for David Guzik’s completely free teaching resources.
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The Bee guys talk about the banger and bomb article of the week and then Weakly News with Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know for this week. Kyle and Adam roast the Reformed guy Dan Coats. The Babylon Bee obtained an exclusive interview with one of Kamala Harris’ staffers, so hear it here on The Bee Weekly. Then, Justin Brierley of ‘Unbelievable?’ sits down with Kyle and Adam to talk about apologetics, annihilationism, and how British people sound very intelligent, but still have bad British food. And then, The Bee gets called out for being blasphemous for writing a story about Chick Fil-A getting an order wrong.
In the subscriber lounge, Dan answers more questions from subscribers to The Babylon Bee about predestination, Roman Catholicism, and NFTs. There’s also the best subscriber headlines, classic article of the week, and bonus hate mail. There’s also a lot of N.T. Wright discussion in the rest of the interview with Justin Brierley!
Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser are joined by Patrick Green on this Bee Weekly to talk about heroes of the faith who gave us cringe moments in the history of preaching and to talk about the Bee’s deep dark secret practice of employing a Roman Catholic. Kyle gets a surprise and Patrick Green gets put in the hot seat for being Catholic.
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Kyle gets a surprise that should help him stay on keto for another 4 hours and the guys talk about our latest parody video getting restricted by YouTube. They talk about the banger and bomb of the week, Adam Yenser does Weakly News and then there is the latest Heroes of the Faith. After learning how to smash a television with an axe and that all atheists have video games in common, the guys show our latest sketch about a lonely unvaccinated man whose vaccinated friends all have COVID, and then the Bee’s ultimate showdown between Roman Catholics and Protestants commences. The Bee also responds to atheist hate mail.
In the subscriber lounge, Patrick answers some questions from subscribers to the Babylon Bee and also answers the ten questions. The Bee guys interact with bonus Elon Musk hate mail and headline pitches from the subscribers.
Homicide Detective J. Warner Wallace joins Kyle and Joel to talk about how he investigated Jesus' death as a cold case detective, his journey to becoming an apologist, and more cool cop stories. J. Warner Wallace worked as a cold case homicide detective before finding Jesus. Once he retired from police work he went on to become an apologist and author. His latest book is "Person of Interest: Why Jesus Still Matters in a World That Rejects the Bible."
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Kyle and Joel find out how working surveillance played a large part for J. Warner’s journey to becoming a Christian. J. Warner goes into what reading the new testament was like for him. Kyle asks the tough questions such as if J. Warner has fired his gun or if he likes Jesus. Joel takes the role of book promoter by constantly bringing up J. Warner’s book. J. Warner comments on the Kyle Rittenhouse case and why it was a bad idea from the beginning.
In the Subscriber Portion, Joel finds out if becoming a Christian changed J. Warner’s police work. J. Warner talks about his views on finding an audience. Kyle sparks a great topic with police profiling and some probable causes for it. As always we end the conversation with the ever inspiring 10 questions.
Kyle and Dan continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss The Land of Shadow and Mount Doom. Frodo and Sam trudge through Mordor with Hobbit tenacity to finish what they started and the guys discover that Monster energy drinks are Kyle’s Lembas. No matter how dark it gets, there is light and high beauty ever beyond the small and passing shadow. Kyle also shows off his sweet commissioned painting from Laura Hollingsworth of Sam looking up at the star.
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In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle is joined by Joel Berry and Adam Yenser to talk about what’s going on at the Bee and what the Bee is prophesying will happen in 2022. There’s the Weakly News with Adam Yenser and also Heroes of the Faith filled with classic false prophecies.
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The Bee writers discuss the changes at The Babylon Bee this week and talk about the banger and the bomb articles. Adam Yenser presents the Weakly News and then the guys discuss what the highly accurate Babylon Bee prophecies are predicting for 2022. In Heroes of the Faith, the guys discuss famous failed secular and religious prophets. Then the Bee guys read some hate mail from the week.
In the subscriber lounge, Kyle, Joel, and Adam discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich and the ontological nature of the Kool-Aid Man.Subscriber Headlines of the Week are read and Joel Berry is subjected to a new list of Ten Questions.
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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Patrick Green interviews Babylon Bee’s own Managing Editor, Joel Berry. They talk about his origin story before landing his dream job of helping to rule the world of satire with The Babylon Bee. Joel started off as a super fan of the Bee and worked his way up to being a full time writer for us. Besides writing articles, Joel is the co-author of The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness and The Post-Modern Pilgrim’s Progress.
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Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss The Tower of Cirith Ungol. A discussion arises as to who is the real hero of The Lord of the Rings when we get to a chapter where Sam storms a castle all by himself. Sam is also tempted by the ring right at the doorstep of Mordor and we read that the road to Mordor is paved with good intentions. The guys also lay the whole Allegory discussion to rest until the next time Kyle says something is an allegory. By the way, Sam is the GOAT.
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The Babylon Bee had an insane week and comedian Kellen Erskine is in the studio to talk to Kyle and Ethan about the Elon Musk interview and also to figure out what the deal is with figgy pudding. Adam Yenser joins them to share with them The Weakly News and then the guys analyze figgy pudding hype while discussing bad Christmas books you should never read.
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Kyle and Ethan get invited to a wedding from a man who asked them for marriage advice, and The Bee crew reviews their banger and bomb of the week. Adam Yenser brings the news and the guys look back on their recent Elon Musk interview. They eat figgy pudding and talk about the best and worst Christmas books and then read this week’s hate mail.
In the subscriber lounge, Kyle and Ethan help Kellen to be a better comedian, read bonus hate mail, hear from a Reformed dating site about Catholic Patrick’s new profile, talk more about Christmas, and read subscriber-submitted headlines. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!
RED ALERT: this is not a joke. Elon Musk sat down with Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon, EIC Kyle Mann, and Creative Director Ethan Nicolle for an in-depth interview on wokeness, Elizabeth Warren, taxing the rich, the Metaverse, which superhero Elon would be, and how the left is killing comedy.
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Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Last Debate and The Black Gate Opens. Even if we have a somewhat hopeless situation, we still must do what is right. Enjoy the final epic chapters with The Babylon Bee as they finish Book 5.
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The Babylon Bee guys are joined by Joe Baldwin from Strategic Swine Solutions to talk about how California is soon going to run out of bacon, leaving them in a post-apocalyptic nightmare straight from Satan. The guys also set up a dating profile for Catholic Patrick on a Reformed dating site. The Weekly News gets a revamp with Adam Yenser taking the lead and there’s the latest Heroes of the Faith featuring Canadian nudist bombers.
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In the subscriber lounge, the guys finish Patrick’s Reformed dating profile with a video they coach him through, there are subscriber headlines of the week, bonus hate mail, and Joe Baldwin answers the Ten Questions!
Micheal Shellenberger joins Ethan and Adam to talk about how Democrats are destroying cities with terrible policies, better ways for clean energy, and why there is so much poop on San Francisco's streets. Michael recently wrote the book SanFran-Sicko, where he details how Progressives are ruining major cities. He has written other books, including Apocalypse Never, where he details policies that can realistically give cleaner energy without all the wokeness attached.
Ethan and Adam find out from Michael some new ways to make fun of San Francisco, besides there just being poop in the streets. Michael shares in detail how these progressive mayors have been slowly destroying cities. He gives his distinction between shelter and housing and why its relevant to these policies. Ethan and Adam play a game where they take turns being the most extreme on both sides of a political issue.
In the Subscriber Portion, Ethan and Adam get Michael’s take on major cities in the U.S. and what could be done to fix them. Michael shares about how defunding the police has done for cities, such as Portland. Michael details how Seth Rogen tweets have become out of touch with reality. Ethan and Adam end the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
CTO Dan Dillon and the Voice of The Bee, Austin Robertson, join Kyle and Ethan this week to talk about big tech challenges, The Bee’s ambitions for the future, and how there’s always money in the Lakewood Church bathroom. Dan Dillon designed Not The Bee too. The guys play a game to find out who knows the most about The Babylon Bee and Dan Dillon discusses the challenges of running conservative websites in today’s internet environment.
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Kyle, Ethan, Dan, and Austin go through the week’s weird news including an Italian man avoiding the vaccine with a fake arm, a breastfeeding airline passenger whose child might actually be a cat, and the money that is pouring out of the walls of Joel Osten’s church bathroom. They talk about the week’s Banger and Bomb of the Week at The Babylon Bee, including how the unemployment rate both Cuomo brothers has gone up 100%. Of course Austin Robertson reads the extra salty hate mail in his super sultry voice.
In the subscriber lounge, CTO Dan Dillon answers questions submitted by Not The Bee subscribers before the guys read subscriber-submitted headlines, read love mail, and Dan Dillon and Austin Robertson answer The Ten Questions!
Adam Carolla joins Ethan and Adam to talk about his new comedy show on Daily Wire, why the right will save comedy, and how he ended up working with Daily Wire. Adam Carolla is a comedian, podcaster, and all around truth teller. He gained fame for co-hosting Loveline and The Man Show. Adam currently hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast, which set the Guinness World Record for “most downloaded podcast.” Adam’s new show Truth Yeller is available on Daily Wire, where he brings on comedians for stand-up and an interview in front of a live audience. You can find out more about Adam on his website.
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Ethan and Adam find out where comedy is heading now with woke mobs attacking comics and the left making it seem like they have a handle on all things comedy. Adam shares how the current culture has led him to working with The Daily Wire. Ethan and Adam find out about Adam’s struggle with each political side finding something new to criticize him on. Adam shares about how he responds to criticism that he has changed even though he doesn’t see it quite that way. Adam shares what it was like to work with Dennis Prager on their documentary, No Safe Spaces. Ethan finds out what Adam’s opinion is on how the media portrays people on the right.
In the Subscriber Portion, Ethan and Adam find out Adam’s favorite Christian bands. Adam tells a story of a party guest leaving the biggest red wine stain on a white carpet in his house. Ethan and Adam end the interview with the ever great 10 questions with a great shout out to Dennis Prager.
Ethan Nicolle and Adam Yenser are joined by Pastor David Guzik of Enduring Word Bible commentary to help The Babylon Bee know where the lines are for Christian satire, mockery, and jokes about Hell. Pastor David is put to the test to see if he really knows the Bible like he says he does. They talk about this week at The Babylon Bee, weird news, and also question if Trump really deserves a ninth black belt in Taekwondo.
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Be sure to also check out Ethan old band’s new release Today For Tomorrow.
Ethan, Adam, and Pastor David answer a two-for-one subscriber dare involving a meme, talk about The Bee’s Banger and Bomb of the Week, and dive into deep end of this week’s weird news. The weird news involves Canada’s strategic maple reserve, a street sweeper getaway, and a woman kicked out of a church for illicit cilantro. Pastor David is subjected to a brutal Bible trivia quiz and The Babylon Bee officially puts him on retainer to make sure all their jokes are clear with Heaven. Then there’s some salty hate mail.
In the subscriber lounge, there is a bonus better hate mail, a discussion about free will and God’s sovereignty, subscriber-submitted headlines, and The Ten Questions for Pastor David Guzik.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Christian comedian, Thor Ramsey, talks to Kyle and Ethan about becoming a Christian stand-up comedian, making the Church People Movie, and doing a political comedy show. Thor Ramsey recently wrote the book, The Most Encouraging Book on Hell Ever, where he tackles the question by probing deeper. Thor starred in Church People, as a Pastor trying to find his passion again inside the mega church marketing machine. The political climate has motivated Thor to start a new web series, The Protest Show.
Kyle and Ethan find out the origin of where Thor Ramsey’s name came from. They talk about his transformation from a secular comic to a Christian comic. Thor gives insight on the challenges of Christian comedy and how it differs from a normal comedy club. Thor gives his Kirk Cameron story once in the free portion and again in the exclusive subscriber portion for all those listeners that missed it the first time. Thor talks about making Church People with Stephen Baldwin. They talk about the struggle of making good Christian art and how secular movies can be just as bad.
In The Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out Thor’s worst bombing story. Thor goes into how he’s learned to deal with hecklers. Ethan asks how Thor tells the same joke over and over again when developing an act. Thor tries out some of his political jokes on the Bee team showing how difficult it is to do political comedy. As always the interview ends with the ever great, 10 questions.
Kyle and Ethan run down memory lane on this Thanksgiving 2021 special episode of The Bee Weekly. This is your chance to catch up with some of The Bee’s personal favorite moments from the podcast archives. Gratitude is the key to happiness, so give thanks for these hilarious moments.
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Behold the glory of the Worship Song Generator. Re-live that time The Bee had a deep thinking theologian on the show just to talk about their past relationship with Linkin Park and eat links of pork. Walk down memory lane of some of the Babylon Bee’s most hated headlines. All this and more on this week’s The Bee Weekly!
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Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Prye of Denethor and The Houses Of Healing. Wouldn’t it be great if we had a king right about now that—oh, I don’t know— fulfilled some prophecy told long ago to return again some day and heal his people and save them from death? Boy, that’d be neat. And the ones that don’t want that king to return? They can just go light themselves on fire, I tell you what.
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Kyle and Ethan are joined by artist and comic creator Brian E. Lau to Name That Christian Rock Music Lyric and to discuss the importance of telling good stories with high quality art. Christian Rock sometimes has some interesting lyrics. Let's see if The Babylon Bee guys can figure out which lyric is real or fake and also name the rock music group who wrote it. Brian brought Christmas to The Bee early with his bag of goodies like signed copies of Staunch Ambition and Inferno City Firehouse. If comic books with excellent art and stories worth telling are your kind of thing, be sure to check them out. Of course, there is the usual shenanigans at The Bee, like weird news, subscriber dares, and glorious, salty hate mail.
Brian E. Lau is the creator of the comics Inferno City Firehouse and Staunch Ambition. Check out his amazing books at: https://www.staunchambition.com/
The guys talk about what’s going on this week at The Bee, what’s banging and bombing, and read interesting comments from The Babylon Bee YouTube channel. In this week’s weird news a baby was born with a “ball” tail, a duck ran a marathon, and a woman found a website that falsely advertised a hitman service. Two Canadian burglars are really bad at what they do, and there is weird animal news involving owls, possums, and steers. Kyle is unimpressed with yet another Guinness World Record.
The guys open their Christmas presents from Brian E. Lau and then try to Name That Christian Rock Lyric. They read this week’s hatemail before diving into the subscriber lounge.
In the subscriber lounge, they answer some subscriber questions, read extra bonus hate mail, and ask Brian E. Lau The Ten Questions!
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, James Golden aka Bo Snerdley talks about being Rush Limbaugh's right hand man, if Rush Limbaugh was racist, and how the political world has changed over the years. James started as the call screener and quickly became the Senior Producer for Rush Limbaugh. Since then James has written a new book titled, "Rush on the Radio," where he talks about the behind the scenes of working with Rush Limbaugh. He also created a podcast titled "Rush Limbaugh: The Man Behind the Golden EIB Microphone."
Kyle and Ethan hear all the cool stories from James’ past working with Rush and speaking at Republican conferences. James talks about why he has such a deep respect for Rush. He talks about how comedy and satire helped build the Rush radio empire. Kyle and Ethan hear about James’ favorite parody song they did on Rush’s show. James gives his take on President Obama and his healthcare plan.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about celebrities that were secret fans of Rush. Kyle gets James’ take on CRT and what it means for the next generation's schools. Ethan gets James’ perspective being a black Republican and how others have viewed him. As always the interview ends with the ever glorious 10 questions.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael, accompanied by Babylon Bee subscriber JustFrancesca, continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Ride of the Rohirrim and The Battle of the Pelennor Fields. Is old king Theoden up for one last battle like Rocky Balboa? Is Dernhelm genderfluid? It’s a roller coaster of a battle with plenty of eucatastrophe in this week’s episode!
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Kyle and Ethan are joined by AlfonZo Rachel from Bronze Serpent Media to talk about leftist memes and the problem with modern conservatives. They also talked about the week’s weird news like how a third of millennials identify as gay or trans and two bald eagles got into a street fight proving that the bald eagle is the perfect bird to represent the United States. All this and more on The Bee Weekly!
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Kyle, Ethan, and Zo talk about how atheists were fast and furiously tipping their fedoras over our latest interview with Eric Metaxas and get a subscriber dare involving Canadian patriotism. The weird news this week includes a stripper’s monkey who bit a child on Halloween, a bald eagle brawl, another update on what the bears are up to, and an 8-year-old girl who is braver than you are. Also don’t jump into piranha infested waters, or eat tacos in space without a space plumber, or have your doctor write you a prescription for Climate Change.
Kyle, Ethan, and Zo then analyze some leftist memes so that, as conservatives, they can up their game, learning from the masters of comedy. Then, Zo fires off with what’s wrong with modern conservatives and why they keep getting the football taken away from them like poor Charlie Brown.As usual, there is some hate mail which is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
In the subscriber lounge, Zo answers The Ten Questions and helps Kyle and Ethan read bonus hate mail and subscriber headlines of the week. Also there are two mystery Babylon Bee subscribers who make an appearance!
On The Babylon Interview Show, Eric Metaxas talks to Adam and Ethan about why Atheism is now dead, becoming a comedy writer, and Dave Chappelle's latest controversy. Eric's latest book 'Is Atheism Dead?' responds to the "Is God Dead?" question by revealing new evidence that supports Christianity more than Atheism. Eric first gained fame for being the keynote speaker at the National prayer breakfast. He has written many biographies including his most famous, Bonhoeffer. Eric currently hosts the nationally syndicated radio program the 'Eric Metaxas Radio Show.'
Adam and Ethan find out Eric’s journey into becoming a national bestselling author. They find out about the Ex-Lax commercial that started Eric’s career. Ethan and Eric connect on both having worked on VeggieTales. Adam finds out how the Yale Humor magazine helped shape Eric. Eric shares how the media narrative of him going from an intellectual to a Trump supporter is wrong and what he thinks about the whole situation. Adam and Ethan find out the story behind Eric’s Trump children’s books.
In the Subscriber Portion, Adam and Ethan play a game with Eric to see if he can say good things about some of the worst people in our current society. Eric talks about his new book ‘Is Atheism Dead’ and how he stumbled into an extraordinary topic. Adam and Ethan ask Eric the ever great 10 questions and get one of the best punching stories.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee finally reaching the chapters The Muster of Rohan and The Siege of Gondor. What are the Púkel-men and why must we catch them all? Does Gandalf have a backup staff in case the Witch King of Angmar shows up? Does experience playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 give you practical skills for life and war? Find out by tuning in!
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Managing Editor of The Babylon Bee Joel Berry is in town for this Bee Weekly to talk with Kyle and Ethan about Pokémon fraud possibly resulting in 20 years in prison, how tacos in space are a terrible idea, and how to tell if stick figures, starfish, and traffic lights are racist.
Learn how to be woke with The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness.
Kyle, Ethan, and Joel read YouTube comments, answer a subscriber dare, and talk about The Babylon Bee’s banger and bomb articles of the week. Then they talk about the week’s weird news like cocaine hippos now being considered people, a teacher of the year punching a student, and bats are now winning awards that rightfully belong to birds.Adam Yenser joins the guys to play a new game: Is It Racist? Of course, they read the latest of The Bee’s everflowing hate mail.
In the subscriber lounge, they read mail from a subscriber who almost lost her job because of The Babylon Bee, a fan who is beginning to tell Kyle and Ethan’s voices apart, and a man with a vulgar email address telling The Babylon Bee how to be Christians. The guys dig into whether more things are racist and then Joel Berry answers The Next Ten Questions.
Sexpert Debra Soh joins awkward Christian prudes at The Babylon Bee to talk about sex, gender, and wokeness. Dr. Debra Soh is a sex neuroscientist, the author of The End of Gender and the host of The Debra Soh Podcast. She has appeared on The Megyn Kelly Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, the Joe Rogan Experience twice, and recently spoke at the Oxford Union.
Kyle and Ethan find out how Gen-Z’s views on sex are hurting their generation from Dr. Debra Soh. They go through Debra Soh’s myths on gender that seem to all be created with this new generation. Dr. Soh gives tools for parents on how to talk about gender and sexual orientation with their children and schools. Kyle and Ethan get Dr. Soh’s opinion on other hot button issues like what research has shown on growing up with Gay and Lesbian parents and the conversations scientists are being forbidden to talk about. Kyle and Ethan talk about purity culture and the effects it had on our culture.
On The Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about Dave Chappelle’s latest special. Dr. Soh goes on why this kind of activism will only lead to trouble for the Transgender community. Ethan shares his experience with furries. Dr. Soh shares what she learned about the furry community and her time learning about sexual fetishes.
The kings have returned to read The Return of the King. Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with the chapters Minas Tirith and The Passing of the Grey Company. They finally arrive at the big city and the stronghold of the men of the West just as the hammer of the forces of evil is about to fall upon it. Aragorn also visits the dead and steps foot onto his rightful land. Kyle, Dan, and Michael discuss the actions of the steward, the returning king, and the brave hobbits who step up to fight the big people’s war.
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It's Chestermania 2021 at The Babylon Bee and Kyle and Ethan are joined by the President of the Society of G.K. Chesterton, Dale Ahlquist. Dale has been called the greatest living authority on the life and work of G.K. Chesterton and has authored five books on Chesterton, including Common Sense 101: Lessons from Chesterton and G.K. Chesterton: Apostle of Common Sense. Why should people start reading Chesterton and where should they begin? What are some of Chesterton's big concepts that help to unlock an understanding of his writings? What would Chesterton say about Cheetos?
Be sure to check out The Society of Gilbert Keith Chesterton at: https://www.chesterton.org/
Kyle, Ethan, and Dale, accompanied by Adam Yenser play a special edition of Real or Fake where the headlines are all supposedly weird news headlines from a hundred years ago. They discuss how prophetic Chesterton was and talk about his prominent books and essays that you must read to not waste your life. Then in the subscriber portion, they discuss cheese and Chesterton’s big concepts that he returned to again and again throughout his life’s work. Dale answers subscriber-submitted G.K. Questertons and is subjected to The Ten Questions!
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Michael J. Kruger about The Ten Commandments of Progressive Christianity, the theology of the Simpsons, and how Christians can survive college with Root Beer Pong. Michael J. Kruger is President and Professor of New Testament and Early Christianity at Reformed Theological Seminary. He has written several books, including his latest Surviving Religion 101: Letters to a Christian Student on Keeping the Faith in College. He also runs his website, where he talks about exploring the origins of the New Testament canon and other biblical and theological issues.
Check out Michael J. Kruger's book on Progressive Christianity here: https://www.amazon.com/Commandments-Progressive-Christianity-Cruciform-Quick/dp/194925321X
Check out Kruger's website: https://www.michaeljkruger.com/
Kyle and Ethan give Michael a few icebreaker questions to help get to know him better. Michael gives some surprising answers to what he would be doing if he wasn’t a president of a reformed university. Kyle and Ethan dive in deep to the 10 commandments of Progressive Christianity. Michael gives his explanation for the origin of where these commandments came from.
After hearing about the book, Kyle and Ethan dive into a game of Root Beer pong with Michael. They each take turns shooting ping pong balls and asking Michael questions about Theology, personal questions, and monkeys. Once they finish drinking all the cream soda, Kyle and Ethan transition to playing a Theology Simpsons trivia game with Michael.
In the Subscriber Portion, Ethan finds out about Michael’s views on the canonization of the bible. Kyle finds out if Michael had a God’s Not Dead experience while he was in college. Michael gives his grade on Church leadership in our current culture. Ethan and Kyle ask Michael the ever amazing 10 questions.
The Atlantic tries to make The Babylon Bee's Kyle Mann explain why the joke is funny on this episode of The Bee Weekly. Kyle and Ethan are joined by Eli Chance and The Bee's own Bettina to dramatically reenact an encounter in which a barely awake Kyle was put on the spot to explain the joke and to give a defense against the accusation that Jesus would not want Christians to mock wokeness for a living. There's weird news like how shocking it is how little wizards earn in New Zealand and The Bee Team surprises Dan. As always, there is glorious hate mail.
Eli Chance is a comedy writer and performer. Check out some of his work on YouTube.
Be sure to pre-order The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness which is dropping on November 2.
Kyle, Ethan, and Eli find out what the kids are saying these days and how “bomb” is not lit and is pretty sus. Then they break down this week’s weird news. The Bee’s own Bettina is brought in to dramatically reenact Kyle’s interview with The Atlantic. The Bee Team surprises Dan with a sweet gift and then this week’s hate mail is a lengthy saga of The Babylon Bee not noticing this person who kept sending us messages for months.
In this week’s subscriber lounge, Kyle, Ethan, Eli, and Dan read bonus hate mail, questions from subscribers about Harrowing Hell and killing Hitler, and then Eli and Dan both answer The Next Ten Questions. Subscribe or click Join on YouTube to watch it all!
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk about apologetics and witnessing to Black Hebrew Israelites with Vocab Malone. Vocab Malone gained prominence for street rapping the gospel and witnessing to Black Hebrew Israelites. He shows why Black Hebrew Israelites are a movement we need to take seriously.
He has a YouTube Channel, where he shares his street evangelization.
Kyle and Ethan find out the history of Black Hebrew Israelites. They find out why Vocab has become an expert on the topic and why everyone should be aware of the rising popularity of the group. Vocab explains why diversity doesn’t bring Orthodoxy and why he disagrees with the Black Hebrew Israelites so strongly. Kyle and Ethan find out how good Vocab is at defining new words. Ethan freestyles with Vocab while Kyle tries to moderate.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about Vocab’s past satire videos and web series. Vocab shares stories of helping convert Black Hebrew Israelites. Vocab ends the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle, Ethan, and Brett Kunkle from MAVEN guess which headlines are real or fake and have to eat mystery pie if they guess wrong. Brett Kunkle also kunkles some culture and helps us discern what is good or harmful in pop culture today. There’s weird news headlines, glorious hate mail, and other shenanigans going on at The Babylon Bee.
Be sure to check out MAVEN which exists to help the next generation know truth, pursue goodness, and create beauty, all for the cause of Christ at: http://maventruth.com
Don’t miss the upcoming Bee interview with Vocab Malone. See Vocab’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/VocabMalone
Kyle, Ethan and Brett Kunkle talk about the Maven Parent podcast and how conversations about Animal Crossing in the recent Bee Interview with James Poulos were deemed by Twitter to be intense. They talk about Bee articles that are banging and bombing and then get into this week’s weird news. The guys play Headlines With Pie and Kunkle Culture before reading a glorious hate mail about how our website has become literary pornography.
In the subscriber lounge, they read top subscriber-submitted headlines, special love mail, bonus hate mail, and finally subject Brett to the Next Ten Questions, giving the Bee the opportunity to show off their new trolly dilemma display featuring Lego replicas of Kyle, Ethan, and The Newsboys.
The Claremont Institute's James Poulos talks about how Animal Crossing is destroying your soul and how your smartphone is crossing into the demonic. James Poulos is the Executive Editor of the American Mind, the Claremont Institute’s online publication. He is a frequent commentator on technology, the American character, and social scores for Kyle and Ethan.
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Kyle and Ethan start out the interview by playing a few icebreakers with James to get to know him better. Since James speaks about our dystopian future, Kyle and Ethan find out which dystopian movie world he would want to live in. James talks about the spiritual warfare taking place within technology. He gives his thoughts on the new social scores the government will want to use for the population in the near future. Kyle and Ethan find out how difficult it is to keep a high score in our dystopian future. Kyle and Ethan have James explain the Great Reset using Mario characters.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out James’ thoughts on the best videogames of all time. Ethan finds out about what it’s like to be on the Bill Maher show. James gives his thoughts on Edward Snowden and how it affected America. Kyle and Ethan ask the ever great 10 questions and get a great Keanu Reeves story out of James.
The Claremont Institute's James Poulos talks about how Animal Crossing is destroying your soul and how your smartphone is crossing into the demonic. James Poulos is the Executive Editor of the American Mind, the Claremont Institute’s online publication. He is a frequent commentator on technology, the American character, and social scores for Kyle and Ethan.
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Kyle and Ethan start out the interview by playing a few icebreakers with James to get to know him better. Since James speaks about our dystopian future, Kyle and Ethan find out which dystopian movie world he would want to live in. James talks about the spiritual warfare taking place within technology. He gives his thoughts on the new social scores the government will want to use for the population in the near future. Kyle and Ethan find out how difficult it is to keep a high score in our dystopian future. Kyle and Ethan have James explain the Great Reset using Mario characters.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out James’ thoughts on the best videogames of all time. Ethan finds out about what it’s like to be on the Bill Maher show. James gives his thoughts on Edward Snowden and how it affected America. Kyle and Ethan ask the ever great 10 questions and get a great Keanu Reeves story out of James.
Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk about their favorite hilarious Babylon Bee Outtakes that didn’t make the final cut of Babylon Bee sketches, the new HBO Max documentary on Gwen Shamblin Lara and her weight loss cult as another Hero of the Faith, and Homicide Whales now being a thing. The Bee guys go through weird news of the week and salty hate mail too.
You can now Join the Launch Team for The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness. Pre-order your copy today!
Check out Adam Yenser’s YouTube channel and stand-up comedy schedule (http://adamyenser.com/).
Be on the lookout for the next Babylon Bee Interview featuring James Poulos to learn why cellphones are demonic.
Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk about their week at the Bee, the Banger Article of the Week, the Bomb Article of the Week, and weird news like how squirrels hate the metric system and homicide whales now being on the loose. They then talk about a weight loss cult featured in a new HBO Max documentary The Way Down and how the cult’s leader’s hair gained weight as she gained influence in yet another segment of Heroes of the Faith.
Then the Bee guys talk about their favorite outtakes from The Babylon Bee sketches on YouTube and give everyone a peak at what Bee subscribers have been enjoying for a while now. The Bee gets hate mail for making fun of Christians and then the guys jump into the subscriber-exclusive lounge for bonus hate and love mail, top subscriber-submitted headlines of the week, and the classic article of the week.
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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Michael talk to Matt Fradd about Aquinas’ view on happiness, the tyranny of Australia, and how comedy from liberals is going down hill. Matt Fradd hosts the popular podcast, Pints with Aquinas, where he interviews religious figures and hosts debates on Christianity. He has written several books, including his new one How To Be Happy: Saint Thomas’ Secret to a Good Life available wherever you buy books.
Ethan and Michael run through a few ice breakers in order to get to know Matt a little better. They get into the meat of the interview finding out what Aquinas would say about today’s culture and his remedies are for sorrow. Matt gives his distinction on why being happy shouldn’t be the end all be all. Michael finds a way to slip in a test on the Lord of the Rings books while Ethan takes a long nap. Ethan finds out more about how Matt, as an Australian, views the lockdowns going on over in Australia. Ethan and Michael then try to test Matt Fradd’s knowledge of Saints.
In the Subscriber Portion, Ethan and Michael find out where Aquinas had views that would be deemed wrong by the Catholic Church today. They go through a few subscriber questions like finding out if Trent Horn is tall and whether he believes in the bodily resurrection. Michael quizzes Matt on a few insider Catholic hot button topics. They end the interview with the ever glorious 10 questions.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in Shelob’s Lair and The Choices of Master Samwise. They discuss how masterful a horror writer Tolkien was and how most modern storytelling pales in comparison, the importance of always using the right tool for the job, and how even a simple hobbit from the Shire with a little light can advance against evil and drive the darkness back.
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It's a discussion on vaccine mandates this week on The Bee Weekly. Ethan Nicolle, Adam Yenser, and Kira Davis from RedState talk mandates, woke wrestling, and how it is now legal to kiss in Portland if you are vaccinated. Adam Yenser quizzes Kira and Ethan on whether headlines are real or fake. Kira answers subscriber questions in the subscriber lounge.
Check out Kira Davis on her podcast, Just Listen To Yourself.
Check out Adam Yenser’s YouTube channel and stand-up comedy schedule.
The Bee’s New Guide to Wokeness is coming out and You Can Join The Launch Team! Some people offered some criticism of The Bee’s recent interview with Dr. Mary Grabar on her new book Debunking the 1619 Project. One of the Bee’s subscribers is looking for love at the Bee in a Subscriber Dare. It’s another Weekly, so the show looks at the Banger and Dud of the Week before diving head first into some weird news. Kira and Ethan are contestants on a new game show called ‘Which Headline is Real?’ run by Adam. After that, they discuss the vaccine mandates from the God of New York Governor Hochul. There’s also the usual salty hate mail.
There’s bonus hatemail you won’t want to miss in the subscriber/YouTube Superfan-exclusive lounge, Kira Davis answers our subscriber-submitted questions, and then all three of our hosts read the top subscriber headlines of the week.
On the Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jeremy S. Adams about working with the Gen Zer student, the warning about this new generation, and anxiety in kids. Jeremy S. Adams has been a teacher for both the high school and the college levels. He thinks that teachers have a front row seat to America’s decline with Generation Z. Kyle and Ethan find out why everyone should read his book Hollowed Out and why this warning needs to be heard by everyone.
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Kyle and Ethan take some time to get to know him by playing some ice breakers before finding out why this Generation Z is going to have a tough time in the future. Jeremy gives Kyle and Ethan the questions that the publisher gave to every interviewer and asks a surprisingly great question. Jeremy goes into the anxiety he has been seeing with the kids he’s been teaching. Jeremy tells all about why this generation is different from all generations before it.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan get some cool stories out of Jeremy like when a drug deal happened in the back of his classroom or when he hurt himself as a young teacher. Ethan finds out what Jeremy’s favorite tv show to show his classes. They also find out about Jeremy’s favorite depiction of a teacher in the media. As always they ask the ever great 10 questions.
On the Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jeremy S. Adams about working with the Gen Zer student, the warning about this new generation, and anxiety in kids. Jeremy S. Adams has been a teacher for both the high school and the college levels. He thinks that teachers have a front row seat to America’s decline with Generation Z. Kyle and Ethan find out why everyone should read his book Hollowed Out and why this warning needs to be heard by everyone.
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Kyle and Ethan take some time to get to know him by playing some ice breakers before finding out why this Generation Z is going to have a tough time in the future. Jeremy gives Kyle and Ethan the questions that the publisher gave to every interviewer and asks a surprisingly great question. Jeremy goes into the anxiety he has been seeing with the kids he’s been teaching. Jeremy tells all about why this generation is different from all generations before it.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan get some cool stories out of Jeremy like when a drug deal happened in the back of his classroom or when he hurt himself as a young teacher. Ethan finds out what Jeremy’s favorite tv show to show his classes. They also find out about Jeremy’s favorite depiction of a teacher in the media. As always they ask the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in Journey to the Cross-Roads and The Stairs of Cirith Ungol. They discuss how evil is only a twisted distortion of what is good, how holding on to the good helps us to reject the bad, and how the king has got a crown again. Also, what’s the deal with all these stairs?
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In this episode of The Bee Weekly, cancelled standup comedian Josh Denny joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about what’s been going on at The Babylon Bee this week, how Hitler opposed vaccine mandates, and how smart people are making blood bricks on Mars. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Dr. Mary Grabar about her new book, Debunking the 1619 Project.
Kyle, Ethan, and Josh discuss the Bee’s ‘Banger of the Week’ and ‘Dud of the Week’ and then jump into weird news like how scientists are planning on making blood bricks on Mars, how Hitler opposed vaccine mandates, and a couple that drives drunk together. A man decides to give up his life to become a hobbit, a new beer is illegal in 15 states, and the Taliban’s new feared weapon is a paddle boat. Even cats and dogs are getting in on Guinness World Records.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Mary Grabar who has previously debunked Howard Zinn to find out how she debunked the 1619 Project and whether she sleeps in a debunk bed. Someone doesn’t like the Bee’s new poop emoji shirt in this week’s Hate Mail. Finally, the show moves to the subscriber-exclusive lounge where Kyle, Ethan, and Josh go into the Bee archives for the classic article of the week where Jesus turned water into grape juice, subscriber headlines of the week, and bonus hate mail.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to David Storrs about the process of making prank videos, Fameless, and the one prank show David regrets making. Ethan reveals himself as a connoisseur for prank shows with David being one of his ultimate favorite pranksters. David has worked on the prank shows, Fameless, Scare Tactics, and Fright Club. David shares how he loves being in the awkward moments and how far he’s willing to go in order to get them.
Kyle and Ethan find out how some of the funniest pranks came to be. David shares stories of pranks that never made it to air and even the horror stories that happen when dealing with people that have no idea they’re on camera. David shares stories of one of his favorite shows, Double Cross with Blake Griffin that should be getting a lot more attention.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan hear a cool story from David about the time a cop pulled a gun on him. David shares his holy grail of pranks that he has never been able to pull off. David goes into injuries that have happened while pranking. Ethan finds out more about David’s views on conversation culture, instead of cancel culture. As always they end with the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in The Window on the West and The Forbidden Pool. They discuss how book Faramir completely owns weak cry baby Filmamir, how our culture can’t process a character that is virtuous and good, and Frodo coming back to his central decision to show mercy to the one who wants to throttle him. To access this subscriber-exclusive content, go to BabylonBee.com/plans. Support The Babylon Bee, enjoy the extra content, and join the community of subscribers reading good books together!
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, musician Chandler Juliet joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about what’s been going on at The Babylon Bee this week, The Babylon Bee’s new book that is available for pre-order now called The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, and the saddest news ever about Norm Macdonald’s passing. In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, Adam Yenser joins in to discuss his memories of working with Norm Macdonald.
Keep up with Chandler Juliet:
Music:
https://fanlink.to/ChandlerLoveLanguage
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJAxrOiTRmgPSZrrZ9jL8g
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/chandlerjofficial/
Kyle, Ethan, and Chandler discuss the Bee’s ‘Banger of the Week’ and ‘Dud of the Week’ and then jump into weird news like a man considering veganism after what he finds in his McDonald’s sandwich, a trans MMA fighter dominating the women, and a cat is saved by the American flag. A rhino gets airlifted upside down, a man swallows his cell phone, and Florida man fills a pothole, but maybe creates another problem.
The Babylon Bee has a new book: The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, available for pre-order now. Kyle, Ethan, and Chandler talk about all the cool stuff inside. Then they remember the great Norm Macdonald and all the ways he made us laugh. There’s plenty of hatemail too.
Finally, the show moves to the subscriber-exclusive lounge where Kyle, Ethan, and Chandler are joined by Adam Yenser who actually worked with Norm Macdonald and has cool stories about him. There’s bonus hate mail, the subscriber-submitted headlines of the week, The Babylon Bee’s classic article of the week, and more.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jonathan Pageau about making Christian carvings, monsters, and the breakdown of identity in our culture. Jonathan carves Eastern Orthodox images and other traditional images. He has been appearing on many podcasts, including one on Jordan Peterson’s podcast. Jonathan has a knack for discovering the hidden meaning behind things. Kyle and Ethan delve in deep on why we need symbolism and how the Bee is making the world turn right side up again.
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Kyle and Ethan first find out what informs Jonathan’s art and why he can make images of Christ and other Eastern Orthodox figures. Jonathan tells us how it was to be with Jordan Peterson in church. Ethan discovers the hidden meaning behind his love for monsters and the grotesque. Jonathan gives his criticism of our culture that is losing the idea of identity.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out what Target’s logo means, along with a few others. Jonathan tells all about what is the biggest misuse of symbolism in churches in our current culture. He also gives us what he terms as the upside down hierarchy with The Babylon Bee as the hope to help turn things right side up again. As always Kyle and Ethan finish the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jonathan Pageau about making Christian carvings, monsters, and the breakdown of identity in our culture. Jonathan carves Eastern Orthodox images and other traditional images. He has been appearing on many podcasts, including one on Jordan Peterson’s podcast. Jonathan has a knack for discovering the hidden meaning behind things. Kyle and Ethan delve in deep on why we need symbolism and how the Bee is making the world turn right side up again.
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Kyle and Ethan first find out what informs Jonathan’s art and why he can make images of Christ and other Eastern Orthodox figures. Jonathan tells us how it was to be with Jordan Peterson in church. Ethan discovers the hidden meaning behind his love for monsters and the grotesque. Jonathan gives his criticism of our culture that is losing the idea of identity.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out what Target’s logo means, along with a few others. Jonathan tells all about what is the biggest misuse of symbolism in churches in our current culture. He also gives us what he terms as the upside down hierarchy with The Babylon Bee as the hope to help turn things right side up again. As always Kyle and Ethan finish the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings in The Black Gate is Closed and Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit. They discuss how rude it is for Sauron to keep his front door locked, Sam taking time off from saving the world to cook some stew, and the tremendous importance of potatoes.
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In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Ethan Nicolle is joined by Adam Yenser to discuss what happened this week, like a man losing his job for expressing an opinion half of Americans have. Also, who will check the fact checkers? There’s weird news, hate mail, and lots of tarantulas.
Ethan and Adam talk about their weeks and get into weird news. Keep your eyes out for the next Bee Interview with Jonathan Pageau which will be dropping next week. A bunch of tarantulas and a snake were found abandoned in a basement, a man tried to smuggle 350 pounds of meat across the border, and some weird human crab was dashing around a neighborhood. California is requiring gender-neutral child displays and toy aisles, Ford made a very gay raptor, and vegan speed-eating is apparently a thing.
Ethan and Adam introduce a new segment of Fact Check Check. Who checks the fact checkers? The Babylon Bee. Then they discuss a video game company CEO losing his job for expressing the controversial opinion that half of America shares that unborn babies should be protected from being murdered. There’s hate mail too and then Adam Yenser answers The Next Ten Questions in the Subscriber Lounge.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Owen Strachan about defining wokeness, never escaping your oppression, and the deeper meaning behind the movie, 1917. Owen Strachan is the Provost and Research Professor of Theology at Grace Bible Theological Seminary. He received his Ph.D from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. Dr. Owen has written several books, including his latest book, Christianity and Wokeness, where he speaks on the new philosophy that is infecting churches with Marxist ideology.
Kyle and Ethan dig in deep with Dr. Owen about defining wokeness and how it has been affecting churches. Dr. Owen describes how the wokeness ideology keeps people from ever leaving their oppression. He goes onto describing how white people are being told that they can never escape themselves being oppressors. Kyle and Ethan find out more about the complex issues that are fueling wokeness.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan find out more about Dr. Owen’s views on the movie, 1917 and how the director, Sam Mendes is up to something deeper than mere movie gimmicks. Kyle and Ethan continue their streak of flawless segues by moving the conversation into why Dr. Owen has problems with Thomas Aquinas. Kyle and Ethan fulfill their promise and find out from Dr. Owen on how to stop wokeness in your church. They finish the interview with the ever amazing 10 questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Owen Strachan about defining wokeness, never escaping your oppression, and the deeper meaning behind the movie, 1917. Owen Strachan is the Provost and Research Professor of Theology at Grace Bible Theological Seminary. He received his Ph.D from Trinity Evangelical Divinity School. Dr. Owen has written several books, including his latest book, Christianity and Wokeness, where he speaks on the new philosophy that is infecting churches with Marxist ideology.
Kyle and Ethan dig in deep with Dr. Owen about defining wokeness and how it has been affecting churches. Dr. Owen describes how the wokeness ideology keeps people from ever leaving their oppression. He goes onto describing how white people are being told that they can never escape themselves being oppressors. Kyle and Ethan find out more about the complex issues that are fueling wokeness.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan find out more about Dr. Owen’s views on the movie, 1917 and how the director, Sam Mendes is up to something deeper than mere movie gimmicks. Kyle and Ethan continue their streak of flawless segues by moving the conversation into why Dr. Owen has problems with Thomas Aquinas. Kyle and Ethan fulfill their promise and find out from Dr. Owen on how to stop wokeness in your church. They finish the interview with the ever amazing 10 questions.
Kyle and Dan are joined by their new friend Michael to discuss the first two chapters of Book Four, The Taming of Sméagol and The Passage of the Marshes. They discuss the obvious tonal shift from book three to book four, the importance of gratitude that each day we are alive and unthrottled, and how you should always pack a rope unless you want to be a ninnyhammer.
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Kyle and Ethan are joined this week by political commentator Bill Whittle to talk about blue checks on Twitter calling conservatives the American Taliban, weird news of the week like Japanese death rides, and a nature documentary series that doesn’t hate God called The Riot and the Dance!
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First, the guys tackle this week’s weird news like a Japanese roller coaster that is breaking people’s necks, a Kentucky school with a furry problem, and a Texas father that strips down to his underwear to prove a point. Mountain Dew Flamin’ Hot is out now, kids are pledging allegiance to the pride flag, and some cows go through the McDonald’s Drive-Thru. China doesn’t want their kids wasting their time playing video games and a video game Guinness World Record was also broken.
Kyle and Ethan then talk to N.D. Wilson about his new nature documentary, The Riot and the Dance, which doesn’t hate the fact that God created everything. You will want to tune in to this episode for what could be the greatest hate mail ever.
Kyle, Ethan and Bill read some bonus hate mail and the top subscriber-submitted headlines of the week in the subscriber lounge. Then Bill Whittle answers the Ten Questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Petra lead vocalist, John Schlitt. They talk about the journey to front man of Petra, almost getting swept out to sea, and his views on the top Christian music artists. John had a long road into becoming the lead vocalist of Petra that dealt with lots of hardship and an engineering job along the way.
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Kyle and Ethan ask John the difficult questions like, which musician is the flakiest. Kyle and Ethan find out what John’s dream team of musicians would be for a super Christian band. John shares stories from playing all over the world. He also shares his secret for getting crowds on his side for shows.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about Carman from John, who filmed a music video with him. John shares a story with a difficult crowd over in New York. Kyle and Ethan find out about some of the biggest Christian bands and what John thought about them when they started out. Kyle and Ethan end the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
Kyle and Dan from The Babylon Bee read The Lord of the Rings with the subscribers of The Babylon Bee. This time they wrap up Book 3 with The Voice of Saruman and The Palintir chapters. As the band formerly known as the Fellowship of the Ring encounters Saruman, will there be a big epic wizard duel at Saruman’s crazy tower? Where is that round spikey wheel dealie wizard device that we saw in the movie? How does Middle-Earth have cell reception? All these questions and more will be raised on The Bee Reads.
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Kyle and Ethan are joined by our friendly neighborhood professor of theology, Dr. Thaddeus Williams. He is the author of Confronting Injustice Without Compromising Truth and God Reforms Hearts: Rethinking Free Will and the Problem of Evil. As usual, they dig into the weird news of the week, but they also get an update from Ethan’s wife about her experience getting a mandatory jab and talk to Dr. Williams about how free will doesn’t get God off the hook for all the evil in the world.
First, the guys get an update from Ethan’s wife Jess about what happened to her after getting a mandatory jab so she could keep her job. Then, the Bee wishes Bill Powers a very happy and healthy 75th birthday! The guys try to think of their stories of being 18 years old for a Subscriber Dare since they will do just about anything for money. The weird news keeps coming and this week it includes naked stabbing matches, a romantic man stealing 50 cars for his 16 girlfriends, and Sri Lanka banning the drunk driving of elephants. They also get updates on Larry Elder being the black face to white supremacy, a ladybug living in some dude’s colon, and another record smashed by the person with perhaps the world record in number of world records.
Kyle and Ethan ask Dr. Thaddeus Williams some meaty theological questions about free will and the problem of evil related to his new book coming out called God Reforms Hearts: Rethinking Free Will and the Problem of Evil. Following the main course, The Bee always has a dessert of sweet hate mail, which The Bee always shares with its loyal listeners. In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Thaddeus read subscriber-pitched headlines, bonus hate mail, talk about Calvinism a bit, and then give Thaddeus the Next Ten Questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand-up comedian Nazareth. They talk about performing on Zoom, finding Jesus, and being Middle Eastern. Nazareth has been a stand-up for over 25 years. He started his comedy career working with the likes of Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, and Kevin James. Once he found Jesus, Nazareth committed his life to Christ and quickly became one of the top Christian comedians in the country. He has written a book entitled Hope in 24 Hours. Check out his website for when Nazareth will be performing near you.
Kyle and Ethan find out about Nazareth’s views on loving your neighbor and why we need a new website to help us choose our homes. Nazareth talks about what led him to Christ while working as a stand up comedian at the Los Angeles Improv. Once he came to Christ, Nazareth speaks on where God led him and how he has become one of the top Christian comedians in the country. Kyle and Ethan try throwing out topics to Nazareth to see if he can make anything funny.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out who Nazareth's comedy heroes are. They talk about the strangest places Nazareth has performed comedy. Kyle and Ethan get Nazareth’s worst bombing and worst show stories. They end the interview with the ever glorious 10 questions with an impassioned call to Jesus by Nazareth. Nazareth offers his email address if anyone wants to ask any questions about coming to Jesus: Naz@nazarethusa.com.
In this episode of The Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan talk about two chapters of The Lord of the Rings, The Road to Isengard and Flotsam and Jetsam, where they find Merry and Pippin finally reunited with their friends on a field a victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts. Is Saruman the original liberal? Is smoking all that pipe weed healthy? Will Kyle and Dan have to check a dictionary to find out what flotsam and jetsam are? Tune in this week for The Bee Reads The Lord of the Rings!
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Kyle and Ethan attempt the One Chip Challenge and then sing to Em and her husband in Spanish, using a Worship Song Generator and Google Translate on a subscriber dare since they’ll do just about anything for money. The song is entitled Bombardeo de Amor Ardiente. They talk about the weird news of the week like what the Department of Homeland Security sees as a terror threat now, a bank robber who needs to pay for handwriting lessons, and a man who yeets himself over to Dairy Queen in a helicopter. Also they find out you shouldn’t bite snakes or play with handgun laser sights. The Mattel company failed to impress with its Tokyo Olympics Barbie lineup and apparently chugging a 2-liter of soda can land you with a world record.
Kyle and Ethan then talk to documentary filmmaker Phelim McAleer about his new project, My Son Hunter. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and even more fun in the subscriber-exclusive lounge.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kevin McCreary from Say Goodnight Kevin. They talk about the art of making fun of Christian movies, Nicolas Cage in Left Behind, and the state of Christian art. Kevin created his YouTube channel back in 2014 for a way to help people think for themselves on movies. He has grown his audience by taking apart Christian movies and still remaining a Christian. One of his featured videos gives a breakdown on How to Make a Christian movie.
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Kyle and Ethan find out about some of Kevin’s more obscure reviews like Lego Passion of the Christ. Kevin goes into why Christian movies are not trying as hard since they know the audience goes for the message instead of looking for a good story. They talk about how Christian filmmakers are afraid of their own audience misinterpreting things and how this holds back from making a good story.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out about Kevin’s views on salvation. They go in deep on some good Christian movies and some of his favorite filmmakers working today. Kevin talks about the many abortion and child sick movie genres that he has reviewed extensively. They end the interview with the ever great 10 questions.
In this episode of The Bee Reads The Lord of the Rings, Kyle and Dan talk through two chapters, The King of the Golden Hall and Helm’s Deep. They read about how Aragorn threatens to kill anyone who touches his stuff, Theoden sees the brighter side of things thanks to Gandalf, and Legolas and Gimli become fast friends while killing orcs together. Will Eowyn get with Aragorn? Will Gimli top Legolas’ top score? What can men do against such reckless hate? Find out on this episode of The Bee Reads!
In this episode of the Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by apologist Dr. Frank Turek, founder of CrossExamined and author of several books including Stealing From God and I Don’t Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist. They talk about the weird news of the week that they can’t believe is real and ask Frank all the internet’s top questions about God. In the subscriber portion, Frank is subjected to the Next Ten Questions and of course salty hate mail.
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Kyle and Ethan jog Frank’s memory about the time Ethan couldn’t help himself and basically made a hardcore Unofficial Theme Song for Frank Turek’s CrossExamined show. They react to some YouTube comments on Hateful White Men Questing How Hateful They Really Are. They also talk about the weird news of the week like parrots who can’t stop swearing, a hawk losing a fight with a deer, and ANTIFA attacking Christians to end fascism. Also what is happening in Kyle, TX?
Frank Turek takes on the challenge of answering all of the top questions about God that the internet is asking. In an unusual change of pace, Kyle and Ethan answer some love mail about how edifying The Babylon Bee has been for someone’s walk with God and then return to our more usual fare of salty hate mail.
In the subscriber portion, Frank Turek answers The Next Ten Questions and the guys read the week’s top subscriber headlines. Subscribers also enjoy some bonus hate mail!
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Glenn Jacobs. Glenn Jacobs is the current Knoxville County Mayor and is also known as the WWE wrestler Kane. They talk about being a wrestling star, libertarian philosophy, and the best hot chicken in Tennessee. Glenn had gained most of his fame from being one of the most feared villains with his intimidating physique and red mask he has worn throughout his career. Glenn felt an obligation to keep freedom going for the next generation by becoming the mayor of Knoxville County.
Kyle and Ethan start the interview by finding out who is behind the Kane mask. Glenn obliges by describing his journey as a wrestler and what led him into becoming a libertarian. Kyle and Ethan find out the best food in Tennessee while Ethan reveals a secret about Kyle that shocks Glenn. Glenn goes into how he has been leading his county and all the obstacles he has had to work through.
Glenn reveals which President he would figuratively lay a smackdown on and which President he would have the ultimate tag team with. They all talk about the growing opposition to talking to the other political side and what can be done to help keep an open conversation between our political parties. Ethan is able to get the ultimate cool story out of Glenn Jacobs before entering the Subscriber portion.
In the Subscriber Portion, subscribers get some questions asked by Kyle and Ethan such as finding out which politician Glenn would lay a figurative chokeslam on. Glenn goes in depth on how libertarianism and Christianity can work together. Glenn talks about what drove him to English Literature as a major in college. Kyle and Ethan ask Glenn the 10 questions with Glenn giving one of the best fight stories.
Kyle and Dan continue reading through The Lord of the Rings and make it to the ancient forest of Fangorn. Will Treebeard get the John Wick biopic that he deserves? What does C.S. Lewis have to do with Fangorn? Is Mordor going to open up a hot chicken restaurant? Tune in to find out.
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Kyle and Dan read through the chapters of Treebeard and The White Rider. We meet the Ents, learn about their tragic past and non-hasty language, and a mysterious White Rider makes his appearance and immediately pranks everyone.
In this episode, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kevin McCreary from Say Goodnight Kevin. They talk about the best Christian album covers of all time, horrible places to hang your hammock, and The Babylon Bee triggering the socialists on Twitter. In the subscriber portion they talk about crazy Christian movies they can’t believe are real.
One of our superfans gives us a very sweet and loving one-star podcast review and then Kyle, Ethan, and Kevin dive into the weird news of the week. People have been hammocking on electricity towers, the AMA says to get rid of sex designation on birth certificates, and a two-headed snake still needs to eat. Then Biden ate something off his chin and people in Spain were assaulted by a guy with a harpoon. A cat apparently likes to play loud music, eBay stalked some innocent people, and there is a disturbing new Guinness World Record that raises so many questions.
The guys then do a run down of the greatest Christian album covers of all time. They will definitely rock your faith! We get hate mail from the official Socialist Party account on Twitter and then the guys talk about some crazy Christian movies that they can’t believe are real in the subscriber-exclusive lounge.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Seamus Coughlin of FreedomToons about animation, public school, and personality types. Seamus has grown a large following with his YouTube channel, FreedomToons, while also being the Catholic voice on various podcasts including The Tim Pool Daily Podcast. Seamus grew his love of politics and animation into one of the best channels on YouTube. He has since amassed over 650 thousand subscribers.
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Kyle finds out about how Ethan and Seamus started their animation careers. They go into how the education system has evolved in our current culture. Seamus goes into how children's films have degraded and how he hopes to renew them. Seamus tells Ethan and Kyle about the temperament personality types coined from Thomas Aquinas.
In the Subscriber Lounge, Kyle and Ethan get a lesson on what Catholics believe about the Eucharist. They go into how churches reacted during to being shut down. Lastly Seamus answers a new set of 10 questions.
Kyle and Dan from The Babylon Bee continue reading through The Two Towers with chapters introducing us to The Riders of Rohan and the Uruk-hai. They discover that Rohan is a very big place. They talk about their favorite parts of the chapters and find out what happened to Merry and Pippin. What do Legolas’ elf eyes see? Do orcs even have menus? How woke is Tolkien? Find out all this and more on The Bee Reads.
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In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan take time to recognize some heroes of the faith before looking at what G.K. Chesterton said about people who believe in themselves. In the subscriber lounge, Kyle asks Ethan the Next Ten Questions.
Kyle and Ethan honor heroes of the faith like a preacher catching himself before offending little people, a youth pastor talking about tents and nothing else, and a man who is ready to sing. Kyle and Ethan then read and discuss The Maniac, a chapter from G.K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy. Join Kyle and Ethan in the subscribe lounge to learn more about the mysterious enigma wrapped in a riddle stuffed into a Creative Director that is Ethan Nicolle.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Jeff Zweerink about aliens, accurate Sci-Fi movies, and being a scientist and a Christian. Dr. Jeff is a senior research scholar at Reasons To Believe. He holds a Ph.D. in Astrophysics and has debated Ken Ham on the age of the earth on the Unbelievable radio program. He struggled earlier in life with how to reconcile his biblical training and love for science. But when he first heard Hugh Ross, President & Founder of Reasons To Believe and an astrophysicist, speak at Iowa State University, Dr. Zweerink began to think he could combine science and faith together with his life’s work.
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Kyle and Ethan find out when Dr. Jeff accepted Hugh Ross into his heart. Dr. Jeff talks about his origin growing up in Mississippi with science and Christianity in the same household. Kyle and Ethan dig into the questions submitted from our subscribers that go into what aliens would do to his theology, the realism of Sci-Fi movies, and Dark Matter. Kyle finds out what it’s like being a Christian in the science world.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out more about that Ken Ham debate and what flat earthers believe. Dr. Jeff goes into if he’s afraid of the multiverse and if we should be as well. He also goes into what is happening with artificial intelligence and what our possible future will be with it.
In this episode of The Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan begin the second part of The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, by reading The Departure of Boromir. They talk about their favorite parts of the chapter, try to summarize it, and go to subscriber-submitted comments and questions.
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In this episode, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kristin Weber, a comedian, speaker, and author of several books including Adulting For Jesus. She also plays a mean accordion. Kristin gifts us with our new theme song before getting into all the weird news of the week like how human civilization has finally reached pregnant man emojis and how crossword puzzles are bigoted now. There’s also Real Things Blue Checks Say, Ask A Christian Woman, and glorious hate mail.
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Other weird news includes a candle thief using bear spray on everyone in the store, a police officer who got scared of Jupiter, and a turtle getting stuck to an owl. Blue Checks on Twitter announce a new Dungeons & Dragons campaign where you go to prom, the hidden bigotry of crosswords, and that declaring martial law solves all problems. Also the bright side of a dollar being devalued by inflationary policies is that your wages will go up!
In the super-exclusive subscriber lounge, Kristin tries out the Worship Song Generator. Subscriber headlines of the week are read and Kristin finally answers The Ten Questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Ryan Tillman of Breaking Barriers United. They talk about misconceptions about being a cop, being an outspoken Christian, and the power of the media on public perception. Ryan Tillman is a working police officer and founder of Breaking Barriers United. Breaking Barriers United is a Christian organization dedicated to bridging the gap between the community and the police force. Ryan does public speaking and breakdowns of police incidents to help inform the community on police work.
Kyle and Ethan find out Ryan Tillman’s origin story into becoming a police officer. Ryan shares how he started off hating cops and how he came around to the idea of being a police officer. Kyle and Ethan find out the misconceptions into being a police officer and how we forget that cops are human too. Ryan shares how his Christianity has played a huge role in his life. We learn the distinction between racial profiling and criminal profiling. Then we find out why we need to start refunding the police instead of defunding them.
In the Subscriber Portion, Ryan tries to top Greg Kading’s cop story with his own crazy story that starts off at a Motel 6 and leads into all different crazy directions. Kyle and Ethan find out how Ryan decompresses after having depressing nights on the job. He talks about being the prayer cop and finding real purpose for his career. Kyle and Ethan end the interview with the 10 questions.
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicolle are joined by musician, actress, and comedienne Chandler Juliet to talk about the most recent bad takes on social media, making music during the pandemic, and the library in the UK being forced to apologize for the “rainbow dill pickle monkey” brought in to entertain children. They talk about weird news of the week, get to ask a woman what others are apparently asking Google about women, and also read our glorious hate mail.
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One of our commenters point on Ethan’s sincerity eyebrows before Chandler tests her musical chops with The Babylon Bee’s Worship Song Generator. Kyle, Ethan, and Chandler see what’s weird in the world like a rancher surviving being pinned by his ATV through the power of beer, people in Portland being frightened by a pickup truck, and the world’s smallest cow. The White House, the New York Times, and someone in Canada who loves burning churches all make it into our Real Things Blue Checks Say segment. Chandler talks about her music during the pandemic and then answers the questions about women that men are apparently typing into Google about women.
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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Chef Andrew Gruel about running a restaurant, why people won’t let go of tips, and Ethan’s idea for nacho’s. Chef Andrew Gruel has appeared on many shows including as a Judge on Chopped and Food Truck Face Off. He has gained notoriety recently for being outspoken about the struggles restaurants have been facing this past year. He has a number of restaurants including his fish restaurant Slapfish and pizza joint Big Parm.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the most controversial business decision Chef Gruel made: offering no pineapple pizza at Big Parm. After discussing why pineapple pizza is a bad decision, Chef Gruel goes into how difficult it has been running a restaurant during the pandemic. Kyle and Ethan give their ideas on how to improve Chef Gruel’s restaurants.
In the Subscriber Lounge, Kyle and Ethan throw out random ingredients and ask Chef Gruel what dish he would make with them. Ingredients ranging from bat wings to Nashville hot chicken. Chef Gruel shares what food is unappreciated. Ethan finds out tips for finding the best seafood. As always the interview ends with the 10 questions with an added bonus of one of the worst customers Chef’s Gruel had to deal with.
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by fan favorite Seamus Coughlin of FreedomToons to talk about skunks in pickle jars, Facebook warning you about all the extremists they platform, and how The Babylon Bee doesn’t make fun of Trump. There’s also weird news, hate mail, and the ultimate showdown between Calvinists and Catholics that will once and for all settle all theological debates.
The guys talk about the week’s weird news like how a state owned oil company isn’t real socialism, how much we all saved on our July 4th barbecues thanks to Joe Biden, and how a nefarious illegal coupon ring is going to bring down our civilization. We have another round of Real Things Blue Checks Say and then Kyle and Seamus debate which is the one true faith: Calvinism or Roman Catholicism. They then decide to be friends and laugh at this week’s hate mail.
In the lengthy Subscriber Lounge, Seamus, Ethan, and Laugh Track Patrick Green discuss their creative journeys and the pursuit of animation as a career and calling.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to author/podcaster Tom Woods. They talk about being a very failed podcaster, the difference between society and politics, and Thomas Aquinas. Tom Woods is one of the leading Libertarian podcasters with The Tom Woods Show and is the author of 12 books. He also has written a number of Ebooks that he gives away for free by signing up for his email list on his website.
We get some questions from our super fan, Michael Malice for Tom Woods that brings the discussion to Nullification, Ron Paul, and how Libertarianism works with his Catholic faith. He speaks about how Thomas Aquainas helped construct his views.
In the Subscriber Portion, Tom answers a question about Russel Kirk and Patrick Buchanan. He answers who the 5 best presidents are in America’s history. Ethan finds out how the government is messing with our life from Tom. As always we conclude with the 10 questions for every guest.
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by voice over actress, Wendy Shapero to talk about lies from Subway, Babylon Bee headlines people absolutely hated, and some of the greatest Christian lyrics of the 1990's.
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Kyle, Ethan, and Wendy share in our celebration for getting the silver plaque from YouTube for getting 100,000 subscribers, even though we are much higher than that now. They go on to talk about the weirdest of news like the South African woman who had 10 babies was actually lying and a new weight loss technique that locks your jaw to keep you from eating. We find several new world records that bring joy to Kyle like never before.
Kyle and Ethan go back into the archive to find the Babylon Bee Headlines that brought the most hate. Afterwards, Kyle and Ethan share with Wendy lyrics from some of the big Christian artists of the 1990s like Carmen, Newsboys, and T-Bone. We end the main portion with a hate tweet toward anyone who enjoys The Babylon Bee.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle, Ethan find out more about Wendy’s career. They read subscriber headlines of the week. Then they end the show with Wendy answering the 10 questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Stephen Meyer. They talk about Intelligent Design, DNA, and Richard Dawkins. He is a former Geophysicist and college professor, and now directs the Discovery Institute’s Center for Science and Culture in Seattle. He is a Cambridge-educated philosopher of science and has written several books, his most recent one being The Return of The God Hypothesis, where he discusses how science is coming back to the idea of an Intelligent Designer.
Kyle and Ethan find out what science means along with what scientific evidence there is for God. Dr. Stephen Meyer shows how the materialistic viewpoints are becoming more insane and The Intelligent Design arguments are becoming the more sound arguments. Dr. Stephen Meyer talks about how DNA is even shocking Richard Dawkins and the rest of the scientific community.
In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan find out what Dr. Stephen Meyer thinks about old earth and young earth. He speaks on the evidence for what has swayed his opinion. They talk on how philosophy and science have created some of the best work for science. They end the interview with the 10 questions.
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by comedian Kellen Erskine to talk about the ecological destruction caused by humans trying to save Tasmanian devils, the new naked skydiving world record holder, and more heroes who are making the Christian faith better. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Fox News’ Shannon Bream about her book The Women of the Bible Speak.
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Kyle, Ethan, and Kellen answer a Subscriber Dare to wish Noah Myers a very happy birthday. Remember, we’ll do anything for money. They then talk about the week’s bizarre and weird news like the new Forever Hold hairspray and a climate change activism group disbanding because of its whiteness. The Babylon Bee’s own Brandon brings in some mystery food for the guys to guess what it is and the guys salute some heroes of the Christian faith. Someone stands up for Mother in a salty hate mail. In the subscriber lounge, the guys read the top subscriber-submitted headlines of the past week, read some bonus hate mail, and finally Kellen answers an updated Next Ten Questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to political commentator Dave Rubin. They talk about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave Rubin is best known for The Rubin Report available on YouTube and all podcast platforms, where he has candid conversations about complex issues and current events. Dave is known for his iconoclastic and honest approach to big ideas and his unwavering support for free speech. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books.
Kyle and Ethan find out which political figures would win a fight. They also get some advice on what to do with difficult podcast guests and what his experience has been trying to talk to the other side. Kyle is able to get an update on how Dave Rubin feels about Star Wars after his remarks on The Last Jedi. After Joe Rogan and Daily Wire fled California, Kyle and Ethan see if Dave Rubin is the next one to leave. A subscriber gets a question about how Dave Rubin feels about the Christian faith. Dave gives this video as an explanation of how he feels about his own faith.
In The Subscriber Portion, Kyle and Ethan ask subscriber questions ranging from his history with Joe Rogan to what’s going on with lesbians. Dave gives his thoughts on how to convince the upcoming generation that conservatism is the best philosophy. We end the interview with the 10 questions and try to bring Dave Rubin to Jesus.
On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kira Davis! They talk about the Bee fighting the New York Times and winning, the Tolkien Society going full on woke, and also try to figure out what the heck “race-norming” is. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and plenty of weird news.
This episode is brought to you by a new Christian fantasy dungeon crawler, Deliverance.
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Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about the week’s weird news like how someone mysteriously wrote “Joe Rogan is 5 foot 3 inches tall” in the sky above Los Angeles and how a New York Times columnist who believed Mayor Bloomberg could have given every American a million dollars is now very triggered by American flags. Cows may also now look like Bane but on both ends.
They also have another Heroes of the Faith segment this time featuring Aimee Semple McPherson.
Kira then asks Kyle and Ethan if they know what “race-norming” is and how the NFL is applying the racist rules that the federal government uses but this time to deny damages and payouts to players suffering from brain injuries.
In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, everyone laughs through bonus hate mails, reads some fan mail, go over the week’s top subscriber-submitted headlines, and subject Kira to the Next Ten Questions.
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to retired police detective Greg Kading. They talk about cool cop stories, defunding the police, and working on high profile cases. Greg is best known for working on a task force that investigated the murders of rap stars Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls in the mid-2000s. In September 2011, he made a documentary and self-published the book Murder Rap: The Untold Story of the Biggie Smalls & Tupac Shakur Murder Investigations
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Topics Discussed
Best law enforcement shows
Worse Crime shows
Trying to figure out Rappers names
Tupac and Biggie murders
Watching someone portray you on TV
Tupac murder
How Greg became wrapped up in the large profile rap cases
Homicides in Los Angeles
Current status of gang violence
Weird cop story
Being a rookie cop
Crashing in a police car
Starting a podcast
Reacting to police hatred
Police violence
Rodney King riots
Derek Chuavin and George Floyd
Waiting for all the facts
Theology and police work
Moral relativism
Valuing all life as an officer
Seperating yourself from your job
Keeping your identity separate from being an officer
Defunding police
Being a private investigator
Stench of autopsies
Colors of the bodies
Interrogating
Subscriber Portion
Orlando Bloom being robbed
Smoking jackets
Pro tips against burglaries
Drug problems
Always have a safe
Flashlights as a weapon
South Central beat cop
Plainclothes detective
Lethal Weapon
Bureaucracy
Flashlight over taser
Pepper spray story
PCP story
10 questions
On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Andrew Lowen to talk about his new board game set in the battle between angels and demons, Deliverance. They also talk about noble efforts to help AOC’s Abuela and The Babylon Bee going up against The New York Times. Afterwards Andrew shares his creative process for creating Deliverance and how this game is unlike most Christian games in that it is not terrible.
Intro
Friend of the Bee Andrew Lowen joins Kyle and Ethan. Andrew has a new tactical combat adventure game about angels, demons, and the saints caught in between called Deliverance! You can back it on Kickstarter starting June 8, 2021!
Upcoming Interview
Next interview will be with former LAPD detective Greg Kading, known for his work on the Tupac and Biggie murder cases...Really good police story only in the subscriber poriton.
Comments from Subscribers and YouTube
Birdman and Axl Dave get featured today
Weird News
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Italian Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture That Only Exists In His Mind For $18,000
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Us Special Forces Accidentally Stormed A Cooking Oil Factory In Bulgaria During A Live Training Exercise
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Us Coast Guard Rescues 3 Adults And 2 Dogs Floating On Giant Inflatable Pink Flamingo Near Gulf Of Alaska
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Matt Walsh Started A Gofundme To Fix Aoc's Grandma's House And It Raised Over $100,000 In A Matter Of Hours
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Jeff Bezos Is Going To Space On One Of His Company’s Rocket Ships This Summer
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‘Among Us’-Shaped Mcnugget Sells For Nearly $100,000
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South African Woman Gives Birth To Decuplets
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Ontario Police Officer Rescues Skunk From Mcflurry Cup
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Las Vegas Woman Crushes 3 Watermelons In 7 1/2 Seconds For World Record
Segment 1
Bee beef with the NYT naming us as an example of far-right misinformation sites that use “satire” claims to protect their presence on Facebook.
Segment 2
Andrew Lowen on Christians making stuff like his new board game Deliverance!
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Andrew talks about Christian board games, theology behind the game, and behind the scenes of creating a board game. Ethan struggles to keep up with Kyle and Andrew as they dive in deep into the nerdom of board games.
Hate Mail
Pamela says we are being inappropriate
Subscriber Portion
Andrew Lowen’s New Game Deliverance
Kyle and Ethan experience the game with Andrew. Ethan remains confused during the whole game and Kyle beats up some demons
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Buddy Brown of YouTube Fame. They talk about his rise to YouTube fame, hunting stories, and living out his faith. Buddy gained his fame making YouTube videos from the back of his truck singing about anything from Covid to white privilege. He was able to get the number one spot on Itunes country charts without an agent or any publicist. You can find him on YouTube by clicking here and buy his merchandise here.
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Topics Discussed
Buddy’s origin
Current state of country music
People are too sensitive these days
Nashville music scene
Big hearts and big opinions
Mike Pence using Buddy’s song
No Green screen used for truck songs
Real estate agent to country music star
Coronavirus song
No apologies for his Covid song
Woke country songs
Blowback from people over country songs
Connecting with Ted Nugent
Eating bugs
Cool hunting stories
Taxidermy stores
Playing SSC Football
Be so good that they can’t start the game without you
Pointing people to Jesus with country music
Actors with ball caps on
Finding a new way to be a musician
How Buddy found his faith
Living out your faith
Country music influences
Subscriber Portion
The Holy Grail of country music for Buddy
Pop country music
Condescending cuteness of current country music
Cover bands disguised as country artists
Chris Stapleton
Cool touring stories
Embarrassing concert entrance story
Touring life with Buddy
Mudding
10 questions
On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Trevor Andersen to talk about bears crashing a pool party, atheists finding Jesus, and what blue checks are doing for Pride Month. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cakeshop about the cost of his faith and his fight for religious liberty.
Intro
Trevor Andersen joins Kyle and Ethan to guest host.
Upcoming Interview
Next interview will be Buddy Brown of YouTube fame. Get it a day early if you’re a paid subscriber.
We Read Comments From Our Different Platforms
Gaple comments on our John Cena article and we get a compliment on our upgraded equipment.
Weird News
- Suspects Break Into Storage Unit, Steal Boxes Of Little Debbie Snack Cakes
- Mercedes Tumbles Off Jack, Kills Suspected Catalytic Converter Thief
- Ontario Principal Removed After Twice Wearing Hair Of Student As A Wig
- Flight From India To US Diverted After Crew Finds Bat In Business Class
- Backlash As Skin-Coloured “equality stamps” In Spain Priced Differently
- Video Shows Teen Girl Shoving Huge Bear Over Fence To Save Her Dogs
- Seven Bears Crash High School Pool Party In Tennessee
- Man Breaks Guinness World Record For World’s Tallest Spike Mohawk
Faithful Counseling
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Segment 1
Kyle and Ethan Take a Test on the Trinity as seen on Challies.com
Segment 2
Real Stuff Blue Checks Say (and other happenings on social media)
Segment 3
Kyle and Ethan talk to Jack Phillips from Masterpiece Cakeshop
Hate Mail
Eve didn’t like our rainbow logo.
Subscriber Portion
Subsriber Headlines of the Week
Subscriber Email Question/ Love Mail
Bonus 10 Questions
We learn even more about Trevor!
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Pastor Gabriel Hughes. They talk about satire, Game of Thrones, and growing up around the Christian music scene. Pastor Gabriel Hughes is a Baptist Pastor and host of When We Understand The Text, an ongoing video series and daily podcast of bible commentary and teaching. He has become known on Twitter for preaching the gospel unapologetically. He currently is a pastor at the First Baptist Church in Lindale, Texas.
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Topics Discussed
Pastor Gabe originally followed Kyle
Are you stupid?
Jesus as a refugee
Doug Tanapel Interview
DC talk of Satire
Sin or not sin?
Vaping like a total cheesebag
Throwing up the sign of the horns while listening to heavy metal
Jazzercise
Reading one of Doug Wilson’s books
Tattoo of John Piper’s face
Sprinkling a baby with water for some reason
Following John MacArthur on Twitter
Converting to Catholicism
Reading Relevant Magazine
Drinking IPAs when there’s perfectly good bourbon nearby
Mormon missionaries
Doing DMT with Joe Rogan
Looting from local GameStop in the name of justice
CCM
Free Willy
MXPX
Promoting Christian concerts
Growing up around CCM artists family’s
Subscriber Portion
Stupid things Christians say
God’s wonderful plan for your life?
Hearing God’s voice
Preach the gospel, when necessary use words
God will never give you more than you can handle
Modesty is hottest
Being banned from Twitter
Women pastors
International women’s day
Biblical hyper-fundamentalism
Being born again
10 questions
Carman meeting
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan reach the final chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring where the fellowship breaks and perhaps The Bee Reads fellowship breaks too since Jonathan is moving to Tennessee. Frodo knows what he must do and in this chapter his decision is made much easier by Boromir. The guys also talk about their favorite parts of the book so far and get listener comments and questions!
In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Adam Yenser, a writer on The Ellen Show and a Republican in Hollywood who has inexplicably not been canceled yet. The CDC has new guidelines about kissing chickens for some reason and we talk about real things blue checks on Twitter say. There’s the usual weird news of the week, unexpected love mail, glorious hate mail, and more!
Introduction
Adam Yenser is here! Check out Cancelled News!
Upcoming Interview
Pastor Gabriel Hughes will be on the interview show next. We play the game Sin or Not Sin with him, talk about growing up around CCM artists, and in subscriber portion we go into stupid things Christians have said. It will come out Tuesday for the free loaders and the extended interview will be out Monday for all the beloved and wonderful paid subscribers.
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Best comment from Frank Fleming’s Wife
YouTube Comment of the Week On The White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID
Weird News
CDC urges Americans not to kiss chickens amid Salmonella outbreak
Goodwill asks people to stop donating literal garbage
During a burglary call in SC a police dog bit a cow, then the officer tased the dog, then the cow kicked the officer
The largest Lutheran denomination in Europe just announced that it is "trans."
Chicago's Lori Lightfoot is now excluding white reporters from interviews
Teen in Spain built underground den after fight with his parents
Spanish man becomes first creature killed by a dinosaur in a long time
Idaho men bounce Ping-Pong balls into 5 cups for Guinness record
“Real Things Blue Checks Say” and various Twitter happenings
- What is going on with Larry the Cucumber?
- This event was 1000 times worse than 9/11. Can you guess?
- This journalist found discarded “glock packaging”
- Wapo is worried about masks coming off and what this means for sexism.
- Blue Check pontificates on who is not a Christian.
- This mom on TikTok hates her baby because he’s white.
- David Hogg makes an appearance this week.
Adam Yenser on being a conservative Republican in Hollywood and writing for the Ellen Show.
Love Mail
Matt Taibbi had some nice things to say about us!
Hate Mail
We have sold out for the babies.Subscriber Portion
We get a message asking about the conservative one joke and whether we get bored of it.
The Ten Questions for Adam Yenser
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Dan talk to our Anarchist scholar, Michael Malice. They talk about Augustine, leaving New York, and the benefits of humor in dark times. This is Michael Malice’s fifth time on The Babylon Bee podcast. He has been one of the leading voices for the Anarchist movement appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience and many more. He has written several books, including organizing his newest book, The Anarchy Handbook, available wherever you get books. He also hosts the podcast “Your Welcome” available on wherever you get podcasts.
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Topics Discussed
Malice being mentioned in a Bee article
Finding humor in the darkness
The Cave and The Light
Augustine
Plato vs Aristotle
Ronald Reagan
Forgetting name trick
Michael Malice’s Twitter following
What makes a good tweet
Liz Cheney and war mongering
Liz Cheney or Caitlyn Jenner for president
USA today on current Republicans
Moving to Austin
Current state of New York
Michael Malice’s new hobbies
Learning to drive
The Anarchist Handbook
Process of self-publishing
Chesterton’s Gateway
Chesterton’s Fence
Jordan Peterson
Benefits of humor
Gavin Newsom and The French Laundry
Do not give into evil
Pure beauty
Helping people feel less alone
Donation story
Safety valve for the mind
Terrible experiences being a good thing
Chasing your own hat
High end collectibles
Senses of humor in people
Subscriber Portion
Cryptocurrency
10 questions for an Anarchist
War
Political parties
Alexander Hamilton
America
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson from The One Ring, follow the Fellowship as they leave Lorien and head down The Great River, covering chapters 8 and 9 of Book 2. Galadriel gives them gifts that differ in significant ways from the film adaptation and Legolas does something way more awesome than sliding down a staircase on a shield. They also answer subscriber questions and comments. It’s another episode of The Bee Reads The Lord of the RIngs!
In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute about non-fossilized tissue being found in dinosaur bones and what that might mean for the war between science and religion. They also bring on Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming, our resident expert on animals and women, to talk about how women can gain confidence in fighting vicious animals. There’s the usual weird news of the week, glorious hate mail, and more!
Intro
Ethan returns from his trip
Kyle has to chase his cat after it takes a ride in his engine
Upcoming Interview
Ethan and Dan talk to Michael Malice for round 5!
We Read YouTube Comments
Weird News
Lady Trespasses At Miami High School, Poses As Student In Order To Gain Instagram Followers
Chinese Man Discovered Glitch In KFC Online Ordering System And Stole Almost $19,000 Worth Of Food
Rachel Maddow Says She Has To Rewire Herself To Not See Unmasked People As A Threat Now That Mask Mandate Is Gone
Ohio Is Offering Vaccinated Citizens A Chance To Win A Million Dollars
This Black Guy Disguised Himself As A White Dude In Order To Commit Series Of Burglaries In LA
Chicago Has Released 1000 Feral Cats Over The Past Decade To Tackle Rat Problem
Man Balances Pool Cue On Forehead For 2 Hours, 16 Minutes For Guinness Record
Segment 1
Which animals would win in a fight? Animal and women expert Frank Fleming joins us to report on his findings.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Frank about his woman's guide to fighting animals
Segment 2
Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute.
Hate Mail
A YouTube subscriber wants us to spice up our channel. Kyle and Ethan come up with some ideas to spice up the channel.
Subscriber Portion
Bonus Hate Mail
Subscriber Headlines of the week
Nashville Trip
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Trevor talk to comedian Brent Pella. They talk about comedy without an agenda, cancel culture, and his hatred for Gavin Newsom. Brent Pella has performed stand-up comedy around the country and gained fame on YouTube doing sketch comedy. Some of his most popular impressions have been Eminem, Gavin Newsom, Joe Rogan, and many others. You can see when Brent is performing near you at his website.
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Topics Discussed
Being without an agenda
Being seen as a conservative comedian
Mocking the left
How Brent grew up
Making fun of yourself
Hanging out with J.P. Sears
Wearing masks
Getting canceled
Nick Cannon
Gina Carano
Impressions
Gov. Newsom
Trying out different comedic personas
Finding a political label
Political party labels
Georgia voting laws
Intentions being assigned
Having in-depth conversations
Improv
UCB and Groundlings
Subscriber Portion
Brent’s origin into comedy
Bombing on a cruise ship
Best stand-up comics
Actors
10 questions
On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes of the faith like the kid-punching pastor and the man who showed worship teams everywhere how to play the drums. They talk about G.K. Chesterton’s argument in defense of the family. Kyle is also subjected to the next ten questions in our exclusive subscriber lounge.
Intro:
About the YouTube channel
Heroes of the Faith 1
Oceans Metal Drummer: https://youtu.be/POwayWGeQAU
Coffin Preacher: https://youtu.be/5OImocOKy4I
Kid punching pastor: https://youtu.be/Q19qRUBj-ic
Chesterton In Defense Of The Family:
Chesterton starts talking about how people claim to travel the world in order to experience humanity when they are really leaving it in this chapter of Heretics: On Certain Modern Writers and the Institution of the Family.
SUBSCRIBER EXCLUSIVE LOUNGE:
Kyle answers second ten questions
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to John Cooper of Skillet. They talk about CCM fame, discovering Petra, and weird band names. John Cooper is the lead singer, bassist, and producer for Skillet. Skillet has become one of the best-selling bands with two Grammy award nominations and has gone platinum twelve times. He has recently written a book titled Awake and Alive to Truth, where he dives into the most asked questions in modern culture.
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Topics Discussed
Journey to CCM fame
Viral Facebook post
Being convicted with faith
Awake and Alive To Truth Book
Becoming famous young
Celebrity Christians
Growing up without Rock music
MTV and Beat It
Michael W. Smith
Seeing Petra live
Stryper story
Comparing Skillet to other bands
Secret to weird band names
Korn
Googling Skillet
Iron Maiden
Duets
Raising kids with the Skillet voice
Touring with kids
Subscriber Portion
Pyrotechnic story
Props
John Cooper’s gymnastics skills
Band’s feeling entitled
Creed story
Positive lyrics
Almost becoming Bono
Women in the band
10 questions
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson of The One Ring make it to Elfland in this week's episode of The Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! To watch or listen to this week's episode, go to BabylonBee.com/Plans.
On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Ethan is joined by guest hosts Trevor Andersen and Dr. Thaddeus Williams. They talk about the weirdest of news like an elderly couple using morse code to escape an assisted living facility and Biden being called “a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights.” Thaddeus gives the best Linkin Park stories while Ethan and Trevor share little known pork facts in our newest segment: Linkin’ Pork. Hate mail this week comes from a reader who found our comments on Latter Day Saints to be “tasteless and unfunny.”
Intro
It’s Mother’s Day this weekend, so naturally The Babylon Bee Podcast invited Thaddeus Williams to join Trevor Andersen and Ethan Nicolle! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Subscriber Comments
Youtube Comments
Subscriber Dare
Weird News
- British Man Arrested After 4mph Police Chase Down Canal For 8 Miles
- Police In Canada Find Reported COVID-19 Violation In Restaurant Was Just A Mannequin
- Elderly Couple Uses Military Morse Code Training To Escape Tennessee Assisted Living Facility
- Caitlyn Jenner -- Olympic Gold Medal Winner And Now Trans Person -- Says Biological Males Should Not Be Allowed To Compete In Women's Sports
- The Washington Post Referred to Biden As "a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights.”
- A City In Switzerland Is Offering Beggars One-Way Tickets Anywhere In Europe As Long As They Don’t Come Back
- Priest 'Baptises' Baby Using A Water Pistol
- Gymnast Performs 36 Consecutive One-Handed Backflips To Break His Own Guinness Record
Linkin’ Pork
Hate Mail
Subscriber Portion
Thaddeus stories’
Bonus Hate Mail
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Thaddeus 10 Questions
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Christian astrophysicist, speaker, and author, Dr. Jason Lisle. They talk about dinosaurs and cavemen, evidence of a young earth, and the Bible as a history book. Dr. Lisle obtained a Master’s degree and Ph.D. in astrophysics at the University of Colorado. He has since written a number of best selling books on the topic of creation including: Taking Back Astronomy, Stargazer’s Guide to the Night Sky, the Ultimate Proof of Creation, Discerning Truth, and Understanding Genesis. He also founded the Biblical Science Institute, where they help defend the Christian worldview against people who call it unscientific.
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Topics Discussed
Bible as a history book
The problem of death before sin
Genesis being doctrine
Snopes article about creationism being a conspiracy
Humans are all one race
Current state of Young Earth Creationists scholarship
Human origins
Dinosaurs and cavemen
Dragons
Evidence of the Young Earth
Carbon dating
Origin of the universe explained with popcorn
Subscriber Portion
Comets
The great flood
Geological evidence of the flood
DNA
Theological problems with Aliens
Slugs on the Arc
Accuracy of the Interstellar movie
Blackholes
Distant starlight problem
Problem with measuring speed of light
10 Questions
THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids
On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.
Intro
Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host.
Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show.
We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments
Weird News
- Greyhound Wins Race In New Zealand, But Is Later Discovered To Be On Methamphetamine
- Michigan Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eye Drops
- Oklahoma Woman Charged With Felony For Not Returning VHS Tape 21 Years Ago
- Two D.C. Police Cars Were Totaled After Officers Decided To Drag Race Each Other
- Florida Family Accused Of Selling Bleach As A "miracle" Cure For COVID-19
- Automatic Soap Dispensers Are Racist Now
- Biden Was The Only World Leader With A Mask On During Virtual Climate Summit
- British Speed-Eater Drinks Capri Sun in 15.71 Seconds For Guinness Record
Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines
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Heroes of the Faith
Joanna Southcott
Hate Mail
We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot
Subscriber Portion
We talk about what books we’re currently reading
BONUS HATE MAIL
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to rapper, podcast host, author, Zuby. They talk about going viral, disgusting English food, and political correctness. Zuby first gained fame for a video of him beating the women's deadlift record. Since going viral, Zuby has gained over 700,000 followers and sold 25,000 albums independently. His most recent album, Word of Zuby, just became the most funded hip-hop project on Kickstarter in the U.K. You can pre-order his album and find his book on getting swol by going to Zuby’s website.
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Topics Discussed
Opening rap
Kickstarter feat
Being a contrarian on Twitter
Zuby’s origin story
Zuby’s impression of the United States
Impression of California
American food
Reason for the British empire
Stargazy pie
Studying at Oxford
Representing honesty
Christianity in Zuby’s music
Speaking out on gender
Covid lockdowns
Terms being changed
BLM tweet
UK police
Truth over feelings
Speaking out
Silent majority vs a silenced majority
Checkmate move
Objective reality
The overblown risk
The incentive to lie
Obesity
“Political correctness is deadly”
Being a contrarian to tell the truth
Subscriber Portion
Getting swol
Zuby’s book
Guns
Beyond political solutions
Trade off between freedom and risk
Zuby’s influences
Stupid things people have said to Zuby
10 questions
On The Babylon Bee Weekly Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Pastor Craig Hamilton of Church Two42. They find the strangest of news like the police being called on a woman afraid of a croissant and Twitter censoring James O’Keefe for doing actual reporting. Kyle and Ethan hear about Pastor Craig’s fundraiser to build a church that isn’t in his front yard and play the game,‘Sin or Not Sin, where Pastor Craig lets you know if a well-done steak or jazzercise will be getting you in trouble with the good Lord. As always we end with our everlasting hate mail, this time coming from a YouTube commenter that was most likely wearing a mask when he made his comment.
Intro
Welcome Pastor Craig Hamilton of ChurchTwo42
Coming up next Tuesday is our interview with Zuby!
We read YouTube comments
Weird News
Suspected Drunken Driver Speeds Into School’s Mock DUI Demonstration Nearly Striking Students
Tire Slasher Leaves Severed Finger Behind On Woman’s Driveway
Breakfast Taco Full Of Crystal Meth Found By TSA Agents At Houston Airport
A Lord of the Rings Online Player Leveled A Hobbit To Level 130 In The Most Hobbit Way Possible: Cooking Pies
Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee
A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal
Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee
A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal
James O'Keefe Of Project Veritas Has Been Booted Off Of Twitter, And Now He's Suing For Defamation
The Oregonian Issued A Tweet Assuring Readers That It Was Only A White Guy Who Was Killed By Police So No Need To Riot And Loot
Marvel At This Beast Of A Man As He Grabs A Bobcat Off His Wife, Yeets It Halfway Across His Yard, And Chases It Down With A Gun
Idaho Man Reclaims Guinness Record By Catching 107 Tennis Balls In An Oversized Bucket Placed On His Head
Ask Pastor Craig
Pastor Craig talks about how he started doing church on his driveway.
Help Fundraise Pastor Craigs Church
Donate to Pastor Craig's Church Here
Sin or Not a Sin with Pastor Craig
Hate Mail
Subscriber Portion
Ask Pastor Craig Continued
The Ten Questions
Bonus Hate Mail
On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Dan talk to stand-up comedian, John Branyan. They talk comedy, frogs, and bad Atheist memes. John Branyan has been doing stand-up comedy for the last 25 years. His ‘Shakespeare’ version of The Three Little Pigs has been viewed more than a million times on YouTube. He has written his second book titled, Life is Hardy-Har-Hard: How to Use Comedy to Make Your Life Better in which he discusses why we need to laugh more at ourselves when we fall down, especially if a banana peel is involved.
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Topics Discussed
Ethan’s on drugs and Dan’s replaced Kyle
Indiana
Being rejected by David Letterman
Comedy as a weapon and a shield
Why falling down is good
Frogs
Story time with Ethan
The most important topic
Why we need to bring humor into Christianity
Comedy as a shield
Banana peels
Chasing your own hat
Subscriber Portion
Profanity
Paul’s choice of words
Bad atheist memes
10 questions
Another great Carman story
Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan talk about what’s new and what’s happened to them lately.
Ethan’s glass table broke
Next Tuesday our interview with comedian John Branyan will come out on Tuesday
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Subscriber Dare
We want to wish a happy birthday to Kristen who listens to us while running.
Kyle will read Stuff That's Good in his Kermit the frog voice.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Hoptea! (In his Kermit voice)
Ethan likes Hand Rolled Documentary
Weird News
Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day
Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims
Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses
Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree
Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood
David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell
Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm
Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car
The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise.
Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record
10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist
Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke
Hate Mail
Subscriber Portion
Check out all our cool stuff in the lounge
Love Mail
Bonus Hate Mail
Top Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Battery-Powered Mowers
Kyle and Ethan are joined by standup comedian Trevor Andersen, who viewers may recognize from some of our sketches on YouTube. They talk about Satanic musicians who are or were in the closet of following Jesus and how people who are on the side of every major corporation now think that they are part of the resistance. There’s weird news, glorious and salty hate mail, and apparently, Jordan Peterson is Red Skull.
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Trevor Andersen. You may recognize Trevor from our Teacher Union sketch and a few other news desks.
Upcoming Interview
We will have Biola Professor Dr. Thaddeus Williams and Monique Duson of the Center For Biblical Unity! They worked together on a book Confronting Injustice Without Compromising Truth.
Subscriber Dare:
This one comes from Carla Pyle. She wants Kyle, Ethan, and Trevor to make the laughing guy, Patrick, laugh for 60 seconds straight.
Weird News
3D-Printed Cremation Urn Replicates Your Loved One's Head
A Swan Is Terrorizing Homeowners In The UK By Constantly Knocking On People’s Front Doors
Man Returns From Shopping Trip To Find 15,000 Bees In His Car
MMA Fighter Loses Finger During Match, Causing First Ever TKO By Detached Finger
French Police On Trail Of International Gang Of Lego Looters
Marvel Releases Captain America Comic With Red Skull Jordan Peterson
Australian Man Beaten Up By Octopus While Swimming At The Beach
Family Kicked Off Of Spirit Airlines Flight For 2-Year-Old Not Wearing Mask
Soviet Version Of Lord Of The Rings Discovered After 30 Years
Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size Canadian Boy's 1.02-Inch Baby Tooth Declared A World Record
Jimmy Kimmel stole our joke!
Check out our Be Apart Of The Resistance Sketch
Satanic Metal Bands That Were Actually Closeted Jesus Lovers
Hate Mail
Subscriber Lounge
Trevor bombing story
Bonus Hate Mail
Subscriber Headlines
Reading Mr. Andersen’s headlines
Trevor does the 10 questions
This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show.
On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Bishop Robert Barron. Kyle and Ethan talk with Bishop Barron about wokism, Catholic politicians, and why he loves the Coen Brothers. Bishop Barron with his media company, Word On Fire, engages the culture with videos on movies, music, and evangelization. Bishop Barron’s YouTube channel has been growing since starting in 2007 and has become a voice for Catholics in the culture. Bishop Barron has appeared in interviews with Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Dave Rubin, and many more.
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Topics Discussed
Starting Word On Fire
Bad advice for connecting with young people
Engaging the culture creatively
Self inventive culture
Starting with beauty
Chesterton wants more holes in your skull
Religious themes in movies
Affirmative orthodoxy
God is revealing himself through the culture
Private belief vs Public belief
The modern peace treaty
Propose vs imposing
Mario Cuomo
Catholic politicians
How to lead the way in the argument against abortion
Engage the people at a high level
Pope Francis
Libertarianism and Catholicism
Classical Liberalism
Marxism
Subscriber Portion
Chesterton
Bishop Barron as a universalist
Evangelization
Reasonable hope
Catholic teaching on grace
Dare We Hope
Wokeness as the greatest enemy
G.K. Chesterton view on culture
Buffered self
Wokism takes itself too seriously
Cross breaking the circle of the rationalism
Pre-modernism
Top five Popes
10 Questions
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of 4/2/21.
Kyle and Ethan are joined by good friend Kira Davis, editor-at-large of Red State. They talk about how easter bunnies and dyed chicken eggs clearly point to the life, death, and resurrection of our Lord. Trump crashed a wedding to give a campaign speech, there are devil shoes now, and the squirrels are definitely up to something!
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan and Kira
Interview Show Upcoming
Bishop Barron On the Show This Week
Chesterton, Catholic Movie Reviews, Wokeism, and Catholic Politicians
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the Snyder Cut
Ethan likes Journey Guitars so much that he does a worship-generated song.
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Kira likes her short film Minty. It’s a short film about Harriet Tubman.
Watch it here.
Subscriber Dare
A big ol' birthday shoutout to Kyle Eckles
Weird News
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Woman Rescued After Wandering Through Town's Sewer System For 3 Weeks
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The Ever Given Has Been Freed And Is Moving Again After 6 Days Blocking The Suez Canal
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Trump Crashes Wedding At Mar-A-Lago And Gives 2-Minute Political Speech Trolling Joe Biden
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Rapper Lil Nas X Comes Out With Limited Edition "Satan Shoes" That Include A Drop Of Human Blood
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Florida Mom Shows Up To Daughter's School Wearing Boxing Glove, Fights Child, Gets Arrested
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Anchorage Costco Customers Say Ravens Are Stealing Their Groceries In The Parking Lot
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New Jersey Gym Owners Offer Free Membership To Those Who Don't Get COVID-19 Vaccine
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Eastern Australia Experiences ‘Monumental’ Mouse Plague
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California Construction Workers Find 2 People Living In Cave They Were About To Destroy
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'Emotional Support' Python Greets Officers During DUI Stop
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Drunk Driver 'Hands Themself In' By Crashing Outside Police Station
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Squirrel Steals Amazon Package From Porch In Chicago Video
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Florida Man Sees 'Avengers: Endgame' 191 Times For Guinness World Record
Check Out The New Elmo Cartoon
Elmo Teaches Some New X Words On Today's Sesame Street!
Origins of Easter
- It is a spiritual time of year for people of faith around the world. A time where we remember the life, death, and resurrection of our Lord.
Why An Easter Bunny?
- In ancient Mesopotamia and Syria, three thousand years ago, the hare symbolized death and rebirth to these ancient people
Dyeing Easter Eggs
- The word ‘dye’ in it which sounds like ‘die.’ It reminds us of the suffering and death of our Savior on the cross on Good Friday. Jesus ‘Dyed’ for our sins.
Hate Mail
Subscriber Lounge
Mailbag
Bonus Hate Mail
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand up comedian, Erica Rhodes. They talk about the state of comedy, one line summaries of classic books, and ghost stories. Erica has performed stand up comedy all around the country and has a stand up album, Sad Lemon. She has appeared on Modern Family, New Girl, and many other shows. Erica appears on many podcasts and chooses to subvert expectations by writing on her blog, instead of having her own podcast.
Topics Discussed
Coffee and Mormons
Writing blogs over podcasts
Non-Binary politically
Comedy for a lone wolf
Free thinking has bad connotations
Game stop could be Russians
Blog about father
Erica Rhodes Blog Post
Kyle’s origin
Kyle’s tattoo
Ghosts
Woody Allen
Erica’s mom being oblivious to ghosts
Ethan’s ghost story
Kyle’s ghost story
Surviving Death
Erica’s dad
Subscriber Portion
Ethan’s trip to Norway
Bombing story
Hostage situation
Growing up Episcopalian
Fleabag
Ethan and Kyle interviewing skills
Practicing for Gina
Therapy with Erica Rhodes
Kyle and Ethan talk to The Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon about The Bee’s recent mention in the New York Times as an example of a far-right site trafficking in misinformation disguised as “satire”. Kyle and Ethan talk about how to score political points during a national tragedy, why we can’t reach for the stars until we have a progressive tax system, and what not to do at the zoo.
Intro
Ethan Nicolle is on weird drugs
Kyle had car trouble
Weird News
Washington Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Slide From Playground, And Mounting It To His Child's Bunk Bed
Police Seize Real Gun Disguised As Nerf Toy In North Carolina Drug Raid
Man Arrested After Taking His Toddler Into An Elephant Enclosure At The San Diego Zoo
This Australian Performer Really Wants You To Call Him By His Preferred Pronouns, Which Are Tree, Treeself
Virginia Police Officer Shot During Attempt To Catch An Escaped Cow
Why Did Bernie Sanders Criticize Elon Musk With This Anti-Space Travel Tweet?
President Trump Building His Own Social Media Platform?
Mike Lindell Free Speech Website
President Biden Fell Down Air Force One Stairs On Friday Before Heading To Georgia…
Southern Minnesota Man Stole $1,250 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Loading Dock
Maine Man’s Car Stolen From Police Station While He Was Inside Reporting Suspected Nike Theft
United Airlines Flight Diverted, Man Arrested, After Report Of ‘Someone's Ear Being Bit Off'
Taiwanese People Are Changing Their Names To 'Salmon' To Qualify For Free Sushi
Mattress Retail Chain Breaks Record For Tallest Stack Of Mattresses
CEO Seth Dillon On The Line
Seth comments on the New York Times hit piece
The Babylon Bee Guide: 7 Ways To Score Political Points Online After A National Tragedy
Here Are 25 Of The Worst Knee-Jerk Reactions From Woke Twitter Users Who Assumed The CO Shooter Was White
Hate Mail
Janice is ashamed of the Babylon Bee
Subscriber Portion
Bonus Hate Mail
Mailbag
Best Forum Headlines of the week
Depressing Stories
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Sean McDowell. They talk about Purity Culture, the BLM organization, Yoga, and evil G-Rated Disney films. Sean is an author, speaker, and apologetics professor at Biola University. Sean has earned his P.H.D. in Apologetics and Worldview Studies from Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. He has since used his knowledge to equip the church in apologetics speaking at conferences, schools, and churches nationwide. Sean has authored, co-author or edited over 18 books on various topics in apologetics.
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Topics Discussed
Difference teaching between high school and college students
Chasing Love
Science and faith
Is Christianity good?
Problem with Evil
Beach ball metaphor
Objective standard of ethics
Secular worldview in Christian homes
G rated relativistic worldview
Frozen 2
Pocahontas problem
Matrix vs Saving Private Ryan
CNN interview
Rick Warren's secret library
Sean’s father on tolerance
Buzzwords from the Left
Tolerance
Response towards BLM
Discernment towards the BLM organization
Coleman Hughes
How do Christians push for more conversations
Yoga
Purity culture
Questioning phase over rebellious phase
Subscriber Portion
Purity Culture
Critiquing purity culture
Fate of the apostles
Bartolomeu
Peter being crucified upside down
Christian schools
This is the Bee Weekly 3/19/21.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like a man sitting in a pool of bean dip for a good cause, brave teacher’s unions literally laying their lives down for the kids, and the entire world becoming national socialists. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week, the guys will do anything for money, and we get sent the best hate mail.
Intro
Kyle and Ethan talk about their weeks. Kyle has been sick as a dog and hasn’t been in the office. Ethan talks about losing his dad this week.
Announcement:
The Lord of the Rings podcast will continue behind the paywall starting this Saturday
Subscriber Dare
From Mitchell Ferencevich: Read John 3:16-18 on Podcast in Hawaii Pidgin Bible on YouVersion Bible app. Shout out to his wife Melissa Ferencevich. She's the best wife and mother of 6 and goes by "Proverbs30gunwoman" on Fortnite.
Weird News
These Insane Videos Show What Happens When You Improperly Store A Truckload Of Fireworks In Your House, A Lesson Just Learned By One SoCal Homeowner
Florida School Principal, Daughter Arrested For Allegedly Hacking Student Accounts To Cast Homecoming Votes
Did The Hill Publish A Fake Video Of Biden?
Marvel Is Rolling Out A Gay Captain America Man Sits In Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Promote California Restaurant
Columbia U. Will Have 6 Separate Graduations Segregated By Race, Income, Sexuality, and Ethnicity. Seriously.
Here It Is: Possibly One Of The Worst Tweet Of All Time.
Website Hiring 'Minecraft' Gardening Consultants For Virtual Landscaping
Cat Trapped In Tree For Over A Week Rescued, Given Spaghetti
Baby Kangaroo Found After Night On The Loose In New York
Loose Ram Chases Ontario Cyclist Down Rural Road
Dog Driver Blamed For Crashing Owner's Jeep Into Wisconsin Building
Look: Home-Invading Raccoon Found Sleeping In Dishwasher
British Man Drinks Capri Sun In 16.65 Seconds To Set Guinness Record
Man Catches 67 Pieces Of Caramel Corn In His Mouth For Guinness Record
Is THIS like the Nazis??
Now watch The Cartoon!
Teacher’s Union Negotiations
Check out the YouTube channel for more video content.
Hate Mail
Susan is happy she let her Babylon Bee subscription expire.
Ultra-Exclusive Subscriber Lounge
Subscriber Update
Mail Bag (Not hate mail)
We were probably mean to Megan Markle. Or not.
Bonus Hate Mail
We believe this man has had a few to drink and doesn’t like the pop-up ads.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Kyle’s Christian Book Store stories
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to YouTube influencer and Libertarian advocate, Julie Borowski. While working at FreedomWorks, Julie rose to YouTube and Facebook fame by being a young voice for the Libertarian Party. She has since written two children books titled Nobody Knows How To Make A Pizza and The Peaceful Porcupine. Kyle and Ethan talk to Julie about the failing Libertarian party, spanking kids, and anarchy.
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Topics Discussed
What does Libertarian mean?
Children's book about Libertarianism
Making inside jokes about Libertarians
How did Julie get into politics?
Free State Project conference
Daycare
Failure of the Libertarian party
Jo Jorgenson
Vice President Candidate Spike
How Anarchy would play out
Cops and Libertarianism
Perfect world vs reality
Mormon method for Libertarians
HOA
Bitcoins
Morals for a Libertarian
Parenting kids
Spanking kids
Another Calvin story
Subscriber Portion
Creative parenting
Attack on the capitol
Joe Biden authoritarianism
Voices on Freedomtoons
10 questions
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to YouTube influencer and Libertarian advocate, Julie Borowski. While working at FreedomWorks, Julie rose to YouTube and Facebook fame by being a young voice for the Libertarian Party. She has since written two children books titled Nobody Knows How To Make A Pizza and The Peaceful Porcupine. Kyle and Ethan talk to Julie about the failing Libertarian party, spanking kids, and anarchy.
Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more.
To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
Topics Discussed
What does Libertarian mean?
Children's book about Libertarianism
Making inside jokes about Libertarians
How did Julie get into politics?
Free State Project conference
Daycare
Failure of the Libertarian party
Jo Jorgenson
Vice President Candidate Spike
Anarchy
Cops and Libertarianism
Perfect world vs reality
Mormon method for Libertarians
HOA
Bitcoins
Morals for a Libertarian
Parenting kids
Spanking
Another Calvin story
Subscriber Portion
Creative parenting
Attack on the capitol
Joe Biden authoritarianism
Voices on Freedomtoons
10 questions
This is the Bee Weekly for 3/12/21. Kyle and Ethan are joined by CEO Seth Dillon and Managing Editor Joel Berry. They discuss the eccentric Elon Musk tweeting at The Bee while roasting The Onion, all those who have been recently cancelled in the culture wars, and Alabama kangaroos. Talk turns to Big Tech censorship in the subscriber-exclusive lounge with The Babylon Bee’s CEO and, of course, there’s plenty of weird news and glorious hate mail.
Intro Seth and Joel arrive in beautiful Southern California and everyone announces their preferred pronouns. They want to know what Trump’s breath smells like.
Subscriber Dare We’ll do anything to get you to subscribe. In today’s edition of a segment some call “Dance Monkey Dance” we all wish Knox a very happy 11th birthday!
Weird News From NTB: "Pro-Life Evangelicals for Biden" group says they feel "used and betrayed" by his radical abortion platform
In one of history's biggest "I told ya so" moments, the group called Pro-Life Evangelicals for Biden has written a letter to the president saying they feel "used and betrayed" for the Democrats' exclusion of the Hyde Amendment from the recent stimulus bill
The Hyde Amendment is a bill renewed each year since 1976 that makes it so that federal tax dollars can't go toward abortion. There's a whole money laundering scheme Lefties have created with Planned Parenthood and others to give them support in other ways, but it remains illegal for my tax money to be used for the bloody evisceration of unborn babies.
Wolf enclosure at Chinese zoo contains only a domesticated dog
A Chinese zoo's wolf enclosure is gaining attention online after a visitor captured video of a domesticated dog in the enclosure labeled for its wild canine cousins.
The filmer said a zoo employee told him there used to be a wolf in the cage, but it died of old age.
An official with Forestry Bureau Office of Xianning City said the zoo told authorities the dog was being temporarily housed in the wolf enclosure to prevent people from trying to sneak into the zoo by scaling the wall into the habitat.
TWO CATS in different states reunited with families after four years
Story 1: North Carolina family reunited with lost cat after four years
Story 2: Missing New Jersey cat turns up four years later in Pittsburgh
What’s up with all these cats disappearing for four years? Theories?
Turkey crashes through window into California dentist's office
"It clawed up multiple walls to where we're gonna have to repaint in there. Some of the glass that came in cut the dental chairs ... and we'll need some deep cleaning," McDonald told the Sacramento Bee.
Animal control referred McDonald to Gold Country Wildlife Rescue, which sent someone to the scene to evict the turkey.
"There was no wrangling this bird as an amateur. The wildlife lady kind of struggled with it," McDonald said.
Escaped kangaroo captured after two days on the loose in Alabama
The kangaroo was supposed to spend a few days at a farm in Winfield before continuing on to the home of a buyer in Tennessee, but the marsupial slipped loose from one of its handlers Monday and fled.
What did the Kangaroo do during it’s two days loose in Alabama?
15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale
A small bowl bought for $35 at a Connecticut yard sale was identified as a 600-year-old Chinese antique and is expected to sell for up to $500,000 at auction.
Sotheby's auction house in New York said the seller, a man who is not being identified, purchased a floral bowl for $35 at a yard sale in New Haven in 2020 and sent photos of the object to auction specialists to see if it was a genuine antique.
The porcelain bowl was identified as a "lotus bowl" from the court of the Yongle Emperor, who ruled from 1403 until 1424. Only six other lotus bowls from the same period are known to still exist.
The auction house said the bowl is expected to fetch a high bid of $300,000 to $500,000 -- up to 14,300 times the amount of money it sold for at the yard sale.
From NTB: Woke madness: 6th grade teacher divides her students into "privileged groups" and "targeted groups" to teach about "oppression"
A Minnesota middle school teacher taught a lesson on "different types of oppression" and then had her students separate into "Privileged Groups" and "Targeted Groups" based on their group identities — race, sex, religion, sexual orientation, and place of birth.
The lesson taught by Odelis Anderson, choir teacher (yes a choir teacher did this) at Sunrise Park Middle School in White Bear Lake, MN
For Kyle:
Teenager spends 36 hours on swing to break Guinness record
A 17-year-old New Zealand boy broke a Guinness World Record when he spent 36 consecutive hours swinging on a playground swing set.
Patrick Cooper, 17, of Hawke's Bay, began swinging at a park in Taradale at 10:23 a.m. Saturday and completed his attempt at 10:23 p.m. Sunday.
The teenager said he was supposed to start at 9 a.m., but the attempt was delayed when he slept through his alarm.
Elon Musk Tweeting The Bee The Bee has taken on some strange bedfellows. You know like the previous president and the richest man on earth.
Elon Musk just trolled The Onion by replying to them on Twitter with a plug for The Babylon Bee 😍😂😭 Gone but not forgotten: remembering the cancel culture icons we’ve lost Hate Mail Sometimes Seth will personally respond to your hate mail. A dramatic re-enactment.
Subscriber Portion Cancel Culture/Big Tech Censorship with Managing Editor Joel Berry and/or CEO Seth Dillon, what The Babylon Bee is seeing right now in the war on free speech The Ten Questions for The Babylon Bee’s CEO and Managing Editor! Bonus Hate Mail Abigail calls us racists over our recent coverage of the former royals: Harry and Megan.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week Got any cool stories?
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Christian heavy metal legend, Michael Sweet. Michael Sweet is the lead singer/guitar player for the band Stryper. Stryper has produced a new album titled Even The Devil Believes available wherever you get music. Kyle and Ethan find out about Stryper’s origins, throwing Bible’s into the audience, and where that van with a machine gun came from.
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Topics Discussed
Christian Metal
Stryper color’s origin
Response to criticism
Why Stryper isn’t cool
Stryper’s accomplishments
Kyle’s discovery of Stryper
Stryper making a comeback
Being spat on
Oz and Michael’s style of guitar playing
Album recording tricks for Stryper
Even The Devil Believes
Subscriber Portion
Newsboys
Touring with Boston
Lessons in falsetto
Stryper playing a part of the metal community
Driving around with a machine gun
Babylon Bee Song
10 questions
Carmen meeting
Ethan is joined by Doug Tennapel in Exile and Wes Halula on this Bee Weekly to talk about Texas ditching mask mandates and what it’s like to celebrate Lent while hating everybody. Ethan and Wes also discuss totally substantiated rumors of more Star Wars stars getting cancelled, irony striking at cockfights, and Satanic cats trying to crash passenger airplanes.
This episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast is brought to you by The Word of the Lord Endures, a fifteen minute, verse-by-verse bible study with Pastor Will Weedon.
INTRO
Kyle is gone for this week, but the Bee turned 5 years old, we have 100,000 subscribers on YouTube now, and comedy pitched to the algorithm gets rejected.
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Michael Poush writes, “ I was on the fence about subscribing, and then I heard you guys talk about how you’d do anything to get people to subscribe. On further review, I never did come up with anything I wanted; no websites to plug or anything. Can I get a voucher for one free shoutout at a later date? Thanks!
Weird News Florida couple find 7-foot alligator lurking in garage
Passenger flight turns around in Sudan when stowaway cat attacks pilot
There are blue, pink, and green dogs running wild in Russia and I have questions.
A rooster killed its owner with a knife.
This woman was refused service at a grocery store for not wearing a mask so she did what any ordinary person would do
NC-based Marine sentenced for smuggling firearms to Haiti in plot to train army, become president
Giant NCAA bracket on Indiana hotel breaks Guinness record
Totally substantiated Star Wars Rumors Star Wars land is crazy right now and everyone is getting cancelled.
Doug Tennapel in Exile
Doug Tennapel joins Ethan and Wes to talk about the week’s craziness and also what it’s like to celebrate Lent while hating everyone.
Hate Mail Chayse says we crossed a line with our cat humor.
Heads Up Stay tuned for our upcoming interview with Stryper’s Michael Sweet coming next Tuesday!
Subscriber Portion Ethan, Wes and a mystery guest talk about showrunning and writing in Hollywood.
Mailbag Michelle appreciates how we handled a delicate situation with certain celebrities abandoning the faith.
Bonus Hate Mail The Bee Support asks why Anna cancelled us and she says we make fun of conservatives too much.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand up comedian, Josh Denny. Josh was the host of Ginormous Food on Food Network until he was cancelled back in 2018 for a tweet. You can support his podcast and comedy on Locals.com by searching Josh Denny. Kyle and Ethan talk to him about how he became a food show host, why McDonalds is worth fighting for, and the future of stand up comedy.
Topics Discussed
Making a food network show
Fault of most competition shows
Two reasons that will make Josh walk out on a restaurant filming
Getting emails of doppelgangers
Creating the wardrobe for your food show
Project Greenlight
McDonald's
Jim Gaffigan’s stances
Comedians talking against Trump
George Bush
Multi racial whiteness
The absurdity of politics
Ridicule over arguing
Winning on absurdity instead of intellectualism
Being cancelled in 2018
Silver lining of covid
Choosing where to spend your money
The reality of being a comedian
Subscriber Portion
Defending the tweet that cancelled
Masked Singer
Judging people by the color of your skin
Being openly Pro-life
Being educated on your rights
Problem of censoring bad ideas
Josh’s way of making comedy
Racial separation
Creating bits beyond the first idea
Jeselnik Offensive
Time machine
Putting guard rails on comedy
Being relatable vs boring
The Pixar movie Up
Giving people a new perspective
Bombing story
Why you need to bomb
Auditions
Self tapes
This is The Babylon Bee Interview show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand up comedian, Josh Denny. Josh was the host of Ginormous Food on Food Network until he was canceled back in 2018 for a tweet. You can support his podcast and comedy on Locals.com by searching Josh Denny. Kyle and Ethan talk to him about how he became a food show host, why McDonalds is worth fighting for, and the future of stand up comedy.
Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more.
To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans.
Topics Discussed
Making a food network show
Fault of most competition shows
Two reasons that will make Josh walk out on a restaurant filming
Getting emails of dopplegägner
Project Greenlight
McDonald’s
Jim Gaffigan’s stances
Comedians talking against Trump
George Bush
Multi racial whiteness
The absurdity of politics
Ridicule over arguing
Winning on absurdity instead of intellectualism
Being cancelled in 2018
Silver lining of covid
Choosing where to spend your money
The reality of being a comedian
Subscriber Portion
Defending the tweet that cancelled
Masked Singer
Judging people by the color of your skin
Being openly Pro-life
Being educated on your rights
Problem of censoring bad ideas
Josh’s way of making comedy
Racial separation
Creating bits beyond the first idea
Jeselnik Offensive
Time machine
Putting guard rails on comedy
Being relatable vs boring
The Pixar movie Up
Giving people a new perspective
Bombing story
Auditions
Self tapes
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee Podcast are joined by Kristin Oren who has served as a tireless writer, headline generator, and copy editor for The Babylon Bee. They talk about new Disney Plus show content warnings you should know about, read weird news and hate mail, and meditate upon the spiritual lessons to be gleaned from competitive Russian slap fighting. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Amanda Hope Haley about her new book, The Red-Haired Archaeologist Digs Israel, and how archaeology can help us better understand Bible times.
Introduction
Weird News
Baby monitor catches boy's funny exchange with Alexa when he was unable to sleep
Panasonic's Nicobo is a pricey robot cat that farts whenever it feels like it
Man Builds amazing bird village during pandemic
Philadelphia airport employs robot for contact-free food delivery
California woman's new ID has photo of her wearing a mask
‘Hot mom’ claims Sacramento Catholic school expelled her children because of her online photos
Puppy born in Oklahoma believed to be the first to survive with six legs
Idaho woman dresses husband in 35 T-shirts for Guinness record
Disney Plus Shows That Are Getting Warnings
YouTube Devotional - Finding Biblical Inspiration In… SLAP FIGHTS
Topic of the Week: Digging Around Israel
Amanda Hope Haley talks about her new book, The Red-Haired Archaeologist Digs Israel, and how archaeology can help us better understand Bible times.
Hate Mail
Subscriber Portion
Subscriber Update
Mailbag
Bonus Hate Mail
Steve gives us his address and hopes we die in a camp.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Kristin answers the ten questions
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Dan talk to Jeff Deist. They talk about economics, Covid, and Disneyland security. Jeff is the president of the Mises Institute, where he serves as a writer, public speaker, and advocate for property, markets, and civil society. He is the host of The Human Action Podcast. He previously worked as a longtime advisor and chief of staff to former Congressman Dr. Ron Paul.
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Topics Discussed
State of society
Mises Institute
Economics for the younger generation
How economics is all encompassing
Austrian economics
Economics being a social science
Finding ways to implement Libertarianism into society
Federal Reserve
Ron DeSantis
Baby boomers
Unseen consequences of economic policies
Riots
Disneyland security
Subscriber Portion
Civilization
Ownership
Jeff’s religious origins
Inside stories of Ron Paul
Great reset
What Trump’s victory meant
10 questions
Kyle and Dan from The Babylon Bee are joined by Jonathan Watson of TheOneRing.Com as they catch up with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin as they make it to the barrow-downs and immediately run into trouble. There’s some ghosties, ancient evil stirring, and newfound courage found in a dark place.
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Chapter summary: The hobbits leave Tom Bombadil’s house, Frodo almost turns around sad he didn’t get to say goodbye, but Goldberry beckons to them from up ahead and sees them off properly. They lunch and accidentally fall asleep in a wide hollow circular area near a shapeless stone- that seemed to be a landmark or warning in its midst. Sinister fog rolls over them, feeling like a trap, and when the hobbits try to make their way out and into the fog they somehow get separated and captured by barrow-wights. Frodo stabs a hand and calls Tom Bombadil with a song. Tom rescues the hobbits and gives them all daggers which are swords for their size, and has his pony fetch their ponies, and then escorts them to the great east road where they just about make it to Bree.
Some questions or themes:
A line that gets adapted into the movie and put into Gandalf’s mouth in Return of the King: “either in dreams or out of them, he could not tell which, Frodo heard sweet singing running in his mind: ” a song that seemed to come like a pale light behind a grey rain-curtain, and growing stronger to turn the veil all to glass and silver, until at last it was rolled back, and a far green country opened before him under a swift sunrise. The vision melted into waking; and there was Tom whistling like a tree-full of birds; and the sun was already slanting down the hill and through the open window. Outside everything was green and pale gold.”
Tolkien continues to sprinkle the history of the area throughout this chapter.
“Tom said that it (the dike they thought was the road from a distance) had once been the boundary of a kingdom, but a very long time ago. He seemed to remember something sad about it, and would not say much.”
The Men of Westernesse made their knives.. The brooch Tom finds for Goldberry has a history. The Dark Lord.. “overcome by evil king of Carn Dum in Land of Angmar.”
‘Few now remember them,’ Tom murmured, ‘yet still some go wandering, sons of forgotten kings walking in loneliness, guarding from evil things folk that are heedless.’ The hobbits did not understand his words, but as he spoke they had a vision as it were of a great expanse of years behind them, like a vast shadowy plain over which there strode shapes of Men, tall and grim with bright swords, and last came one with a star on his brow.
But even as he spoke he turned his glance eastwards, and he saw that on that side the hills were higher and looked down upon them; and all those hills were crowned with green mounds, and on some were standing stones, pointing upwards like jagged teeth out of green gums.
Tom is Master of his domain. He sings the barrow wights away. He removes any curse from the items in the barrow to make them free to all finders. He calls the ponies back.
Frodo finds an awakened courage to not leave his friends so easily in the barrow and takes action.
“There is a seed of courage hidden (often deeply, it is true) in the heart of the fattest and most timid hobbit, waiting for some final and desperate danger to make it grow. Frodo was neither very fat nor very timid; indeed, though he did not know it, Bilbo (and Gandalf) had thought him the best hobbit in the Shire. He thought he had come to the end of his adventure, and a terrible end, but the thought hardened him.”
The hobbits run around naked on Tom’s orders.
The power in naming and the evil of namelessness.
MAILBAG
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Fog On Barrow-Downs specific Comments/Questions
General Mailbag
Kyle and Ethan, from The Babylon Bee, are joined by Wes Halula, a writer and producer on Church People, to talk about the prospects of conservative and Christian films and also how the Babylon Bee gets away with spreading disinformation by putting “LOL, JK” at the end of every article according to Wikipedia editors. The guys also discuss the sad news of contemporary Christian music pioneer Carman and radio giant Rush Limbaugh passing away. There’s weird news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail!
Introduction
Kyle, Ethan, and Wes talk about losing Carman and Rush this week.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Jon Foreman’s Departures.
Ethan likes Wes’s movie Church People.
Weird News
California man's wallet lost in Antarctica returned after 53 years
Rapper Len Martin Starts Gorilla Glue Challenge after thinking Tessica Brown’s story about being unable to get Gorilla Glue out of her hair was a hoax, Immediately gets red solo cup stuck to his face
Mysterious Trail of Four-Toed Footprints Discovered Atop Frosty Car in England
Musician Turns Late Uncle's Skeleton into Working Guitar
Ted Cruz is rocking a mullet now
It’s freezing cold in Texas, The Weather Channel tweeted on January 21 that February would be unseasonably WARM
'I Was Gonna Be A Mashed Potato': Florida Boy Recounts Garbage Truck Horror
Actor Sean Penn suggests the pope should "impeach" evangelical Christian leaders
20-foot-2-inch bear made from roses breaks Guinness record
The guys from the Babylon Bee talk about the conversations by people editing our Wikipedia page about whether what we do can be legally considered “satire” or how we get away with spreading harmful disinformation by writing “lol jk” at the end of all our stories.
Topic of the Week
What are the prospects for independent conservative media? Is there a shift? Can Hollywood lose its grip on entertainment?
Hate Mail
Denise is saddened to see us post mistruths and have a misleading agenda.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle, Ethan, and Wes react to Carman’s Satan Bite The Dust and Addicted To Jesus.
Subscriber Update
Mailbag
Tim sends us an audio message from across the ocean wondering where Dave DeAndrea has been.
Bonus Hate Mail
Terry thinks we are backing AOC and her lies!
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Wes answers The Ten Questions!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Spencer Klavan. They talk about the current woke culture, essence of talent, and living as a gay Christian. Spencer Klavan is an Associate Editor @ClaremontInst/@Theammind and Host @YngHereticsShow (http://YoungHeretics.com). Spencer received his Doctorate in Greek and Roman literature, eventually writing the book Music in Ancient Greece: Melody, Rhythm, and Life based on his research.
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Topics Discussed
Essence of Christmas movies
Pandemic beards
Spencer in the musical Grease
Singing in choir
Aristotle and free will
10,000 hour rule
Alignment towards a purpose
Isiah calling out to the angels
Taking Homer’s, The Odyssey out of schools
Discovering Veggie Tales
Young Heretics Podcast
#DISRUPTTEXTS
Hypocrisy towards the evil of history
How to read an epic
C.S. Lewis being the biggest 20th century intellectual
The Abolition of Man
Shadowboxing with Freud and psychoanalysis
Same sex attraction
Subscriber Portion
Getting ripped with Spencer
What is the gay agenda?
Transgender issues
Gay Christian controversy
The Ten Questions
Kyle and Dan, from The Babylon Bee, along with Jonathan Watson, from TheOneRing.Com where you can join a growing fellowship of Tolkien fans, get to one of their favorite chapters of The Lord of the Rings: In The House Of Tom Bombadil! Who the heck is this weird guy dancing and singing in the old forest? What did Tolkien say about who Tom is and what does he have to teach us? How is this detour in the old forest to Tom’s house essential to the story? Tom Bombadil is awesome and by the end of this episode, we think you’ll agree.
Chapter 7 summary: The hobbits enter the house and seem to be enchanted by Goldberry. Frodo even bursts into song when he sees her. Frodo asks her who Tom Bombadil really is and she tells him that Tom is simply Tom: the master of wood, water and hill. He has no desire to own anything and he has no fear. Frodo asks Tom if he had heard their cry for help or if he had just happened to come by at the right time. Tom said that he had been expecting them. They eat and go to bed. The Hobbits all have nightmares, except Sam. Frodo dreams of man on a tower taken away by a large eagle and then black riders, Pippin is back in the willow tree, and Merry thinks he is about to be drowned.The next day it rains, so Tom begins to tell them stories. He tells them about the old forest and the trees like Old Man Willow. He warns them about the barrow downs and the spirits. The Hobbits lose track of time. Frodo once again tries to find out who Tom Bombadil is by asking him directly. Tom asks Frodo to show him the Ring. He is completely unconcerned about the ring or Sauron. He teaches them a rhyme to call him for help and tells them they must leave the next day.
Topics Discussed
Who the heck is Tom?
"Tom was a paradoxical creature, one moment defeating ancient forces with hardly an effort, the next capering and singing nonsensical songs."
"Eldest, that's what I am... Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn... He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside."
“He is Master of wood, water, and hill.” But he doesn’t own it! “That would be a burden,” says Goldberry. He also “just is as you have seen him” and is “not afraid.”
Tom always seems preoccupied about his own business and seems to forget the needs of his guests. ‘Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten!
Who the heck is Goldberry? She is full of joy and laughter and is described as “enthroned.”
The paradox of Bombadil in that he is good but is not concerned with the shadow vs the Hobbits "you cannnot shut the world out forever"
Kyle’s tweet thread about his favorite passage in Lord of the Rings: (though he reserves his right to say that a lot over the course of this show)
Dan thinks it is odd that Tom just happens to have a feast set, four mattresses, four pairs of hobbit slippers, vessels of cold and hot water just waiting for the hobbits in the guest room. Tom says he was waiting for them.
“Farmer Maggot, whom he seemed to regard as a person of more importance than they had imagined. ‘There’s earth under his old feet, and clay on his fingers; wisdom in his bones, and both his eyes are open,’ said Tom. It was also clear that Tom had dealings with the Elves, and it seemed that in some fashion, news had reached him from Gildor concerning the flight of Frodo.”
Our zeitgeist and its need for big, epic heroes, and its intolerance of quirkiness and things that are uncool.
Whether the morning and evening of one day or of many days had passed Frodo could not tell. He did not feel either hungry or tired, only filled with wonder.
‘Who are you, Master?’ he asked. ‘Eh, what?’ said Tom sitting up, and his eyes glinting in the gloom. ‘Don’t you know my name yet? That’s the only answer. Tell me, who are you, alone, yourself and nameless? But you are young and I am old. Eldest, that’s what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.’
Tom holds up the superweapon of Sauron and laughs at it like it’s child’s play. And can even make it disappear??? Tom can see invisible Frodo?
Some stuff from Silmarillion is mentioned like Valar and Maiar and hopefully the slides on the video help. Tom doesn’t fit any established category in Middle-Earth.
Is Tom Bombadil right to be unconcerned with fighting evil?
Subscriber Portion
We “solve” who Tom really is (become a subscriber)
Tolkien’s own words about Tom Bombadil
Subscriber Questions, fan theories, and tattoo suggestions for Kyle
The Hobbits’ dreams in the house of Tom Bombadil
The Queen Bees, Destiny, Jess, and Chandra, join their blockheaded husbands, Kyle, Ethan, and Dan, for a great Valentine’s Party on The Babylon Bee Podcast. They talk about their spouse’s annoying habits, tough guys from San Bernardino getting stabbed, and Kyle’s thing for feet. In the subscriber portion, they answer questions taken from subscribers and the ladies are subjected to the world-famous Ten Questions!
Chandra is a different color than Dan
The horrors of parenting
Some of the scariest moments of having children
Why a kid will need a rhino leash
Relationship Questions
Spouse’s Annoying Habits
Cultivating desire or repulsion
Kyle’s Thing For Feet
Fighting is a good thing
Don’t leave your meat trash in the sink
Tough Guys From San Bernardino
Patrick is single, ladies
Subscriber-submitted questions
Wives Answer The Ten Questions
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kerri Pomarolli, comedian, actress, author of 6 books, and “out-of-the-closet Christian in Hollywood.” Kerri has worked with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, performing in numerous sketches. She has hosted the Gospel Music Awards and has a Dry Bar Comedy special coming up. Her book Confessions Of A Proverbs 32 Woman has been featured on The Babylon Bee. Topics include Mormon heaven, comedy in the Trump era, and keeping her ex-husband in her garage.
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Topics Discussed
Mormons and heaven
Jim Bakker story
Earthquake kits
Asian babies
Ancestry
Being outside of the Liberal bubble
Confessions about Proverbs 32
Essential oils
Married people
Value of ex-husbands
Homeschooling
Healing through prayer
Honor students
Organizing moms on Facebook
Being asked out by a 22 year old dentist
80s entertainment
Henry Winkler
TikTok
Parler
Cobra Kai
Trump voting
Mike Lindell having secret information
Soap opera acting
Working with Jay Leno
Being openly conservative in Hollywood
Having to say no to films
Wikifeet
Touring with your ex-husband
Divorce
Subscriber Portion
Roaming the isles of Homegoods
Steven Wright
High energy Kyle
Jonas Brothers
Casting Crowns
Amy Grant
Meeting Kirk Cameron
Dukes of Hazzard
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sean Astin
Hosting red carpets
Behind the scenes of The Tonight Show
Jim Carrey
Losing the edge in comedy
Eminem
Mormonism
EHarmony
Future of stand up comedy
Censorship
Subtle racism of entertainment
Hallmark movies
Smiling under a mask
10 questions
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson, of TheOneRing.Com, guide you to Crickhollow, where Samwise Gamgee’s conspiracy is unmasked, and then on to a spooky ancient forest that tries to kill the hobbits. Then, as Kyle puts it, a “cracked out hobo” comes to rescue them. It’s two chapters this week on The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord of the Rings!
Chapter summaries: Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry make it to the tucked away house in Crickhollow and also meet Fatty who with Merry has been getting the house ready. The three travellers all bathe together and sing (in separate tubs), eat food, and Frodo finds out that his friends have known all along about the conspiracy to get the ring out of the Shire. Their plan is to sneak out through a small gate in the hedge that separates Buckland from the Old Forest. We learn that the Forest is very much alive and at enmity with the “colonizers” of Buckland. The four hobbits going through the Old Forest quickly find the forest against them! Old Man Willow causes the hobbits to fall asleep, traps Merry and Pippin within its cracks, and almost drowns Frodo. A cracked out hobo in the woods comes to their rescue!
Some questions or themes:
The fellowship seems to be borne in Chapter 5. Merry and Pippin refuse to let Frodo rush off into danger without them coming too.
The stouthearted loyalty of the hobbits in their friendship
The Forest being alive and at enmity and able to react to the trespassers
Intro to Tom Bombadil
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Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails, and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There’s weird news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail.
Introduction
Welcome to the newly revamped Bee Weekly. But first, A clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article.
Subscriber Dare
Weird News
A mob of left-wing radicals armed with hatchets and knives took over a Washington hotel on Sunday -- wait, the corporate media didn't tell you??-in-wa-on-sunday-the-media-told-you-all-about-it-right
Bear interrupts DJ’s online techno jam
Hitler’s toilet seat is going up for auction
This tech company returned to their office after lockdown to discover the building was now under the control of 20,000 bees!
Elon Musk's Brain Company Hopes To Make a Cyborg Monkey Play 'Mind Pong'
Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky
Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails
STUFF THAT’S GOOD
Ethan has stuff that’s good: Inferno City Firehouse
Topic of The Week
Can the internet make a better Christian movie than what is already out there? We generated a Christian movie using the internet.
Hate Mail
Lynn says that The Babylon Bee is the laughing stock of all the Republicans in her great area.
Subscriber Portion
Can the internet make a better Christian romance film?
Mailbag
Rush liked our interview with James White and is praying for Ethan.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Got Any Cool Stories?
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling, author of A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear, a book about what happened when libertarians took over a small town in New Hampshire with the one goal of dismantling its government and then the bears arrived. Matthew is an award-winning author, longform writer and investigative international journalist based in New England and his work has been featured in the Associated Press and USA Today.
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Topics Discussed
The small world of bear authors
Axe Cop
Libertarian Utopia
Problems with Libertarian utopia
Bears arrive
Burying the lead
People that would move to a Libertarian utopia
The Libertarian pastor
New England’s history with bears
Bear vs llama
Subscriber Portion
History of utopia’s
Fordlandia
Epcot
Matthew’s diverse and oddball career before journalism
Small town journalism
Ethan story
Why we need small town journalism
Vampires in New England
10 questions
11th question about reaching out to the other side
Frodo, Sam, and Pippin continue trekking through the Shire in this week’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings with Kyle and Dan joined by Jonathan Watson from The One Ring, an online fellowship as well as a place for cool Middle-Earth maps and articles. We discover Farmer Maggot, some black riders, and the shortcut to mushrooms.
Note: We had to salvage the audio on this episode after running into several separate production issues, but the discussion is good and we hope you still enjoy it.
Chapter summary: Frodo, Sam, and Pippin make for Bucklebury after spending the night at a wooden hall where they were hosted by the elves led by Gildor Inglorion. Frodo worries about taking his friends into danger or exile. Sam states his loyalty to Frodo no matter what. Frodo and Pippin banter. They decide to stay just off the road so they won’t be spotted on the road by Black Riders and cut straight across the country to Bucklebury Ferry bypassing Stock, crossing the Stock-brook and missing the Golden Perch’s fine beer. Sam spots a rider behind them at the top of the green bank from where they climbed down right when they start debating going back because of difficult terrain. They hear the Nazgul cries and cut across open ground until they come to more orderly lands and ultimately Farmer Maggot’s lands. Frodo is distressed because he was a mushroom thief and terrified of the farmer’s dogs. The farmer was just getting his dogs out due to a black rider being suspicious on his lands. He brings them in and feeds them and gives them good ale on tap and gets them to Bucklebury Ferry.
The banter between Frodo and Pippin.
Pippin didn’t want to leave Frodo any breakfast but Sam insisted.
“I don’t want to answer a sting of questions while I am eating. I want to think!” “Good heavens! At Breakfast?”
“Short cuts make long delays” “All right!” I will follow you into every bog and ditch! But it is hard! I had counted on passing the Golden Perch at Stock before sundown! The best beer in the Eastfarthing…” “That settles it!’ said Frodo. “Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.”
The stout loyalty of Sam
‘If you don’t come back, sir, then I shan’t, that’s certain,’ said Sam. ‘Don’t you leave him! they said to me. Leave him! I said. I never mean to. I am going with him, if he climbs to the Moon; and if any of those Black Riders try to stop him, they’ll have Sam Gamgee to reckon with, I said. They laughed.’ … way. I know we are going to take a very long road, into darkness; but I know I can’t turn back. It isn’t to see Elves now, nor dragons, nor mountains, that I want – I don’t rightly know what I want: but I have something to do before the end, and it lies ahead, not in the Shire. I must see it through, sir, if you understand me.’
Special Elf Drink
“When they came to make their meal, they found that the Elves had filled their bottles with a clear drink, pale golden in colour: it had the scent of a honey made of many flowers, and was wonderfully refreshing. Very soon they were laughing, and snapping their fingers at rain, and at Black Riders. The last few miles, they felt, would soon be behind them.”
They start singing louder and louder and the evil and lonely sounding black riders begin to cry to one another. CREEPY
Farmer Maggot
A Black Rider had been asking the Farmer about Baggins right before they showed up. Gives advice to stay in Buckland, not get mixed up with those weird Hobbiton folk like Bilbo and says if the Black Rider comes back, he’ll deal with him! They get supper, ale, and a dark ride to the ferry and a basket of mushrooms.
MAILBAG
Lynn asks us to set aside our Jacksonian lenses.
From David on expected and unexpected parties.
From Sarah on finding rest for this crazy world in Tolkien.
For Kyles fixation on Tolkien tattoos, a message from RDeis23.
From Real Lawyer, Not Rules Lawyer on the cool-as-a-cucumber Gandalf.
2hokies has an audiobook recommendation.
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about Gavin Newsom lifting lockdowns, GameStop stonks, and the impeachment of a former president. They also throw down in an epic rap battle and tell you how you can have a zoo name a roach after your ex.
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan have a rap battle so you will throw money at them.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes his trusty Leatherman Rebar.
Ethan likes his new collection of G.K. Chesterton poems signed by the man himself.
Weird News
Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers
GoPro camera recovered after six years underwater in Hawaii
Skier chased by a bear at Romanian resort
Inventor unveils airbag jeans to protect motorcyclists in crashes
Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season
Toronto woman finds knife-wielding squirrel in the back yard
Man catches 54 pieces of popcorn in his mouth in one minute
Stories of the Week
Story 1 'You Can Reopen Now!' Governor Newsom Shouts At Row Of Abandoned, Dilapidated Buildings
Story 2 GameStop Announces That Due To Skyrocketing Stock, They Can Now Afford To Pay Up To 25 Cents For Your Used Games
Story 3 Congress To Retroactively Impeach All Previous Republican Presidents
Topic of the Week
https://babylonbee.com/news/another-10-fulfilled-prophecies-from-the-babylon-bee
Hate Mail
Richard takes issue with us assuming the fate of the eternal soul of Jeffrey Epstein or making light of hell.
Subscriber Portion
Subscriber Update
Mailbag
A LOVE MAIL from Joseph R. and asking for advice on marriage & purity, and also to dispute Kyle and Dan’s ranking of LOTR films.
Bonus Hate Mail
Kwame thinks our AOC coverage is bad and we should feel bad.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Got Any Cool Stories?
We get an unbelievable update about one of Calvins- you already know which one.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to James White, best known for debating Atheists, Catholics, and Muslims. He is the host of The Dividing Line Webcast, and Director of Alpha and Omega Ministries. He is the author of more than twenty books and an accomplished debater on subjects ranging from the King James Only controversy, Roman Catholicism, Islam, Calvinism and Mormonism.
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Topics Discussed
Apologetics ministry
Jeffery Durbin
Keeping church open during Covid
Abigail Shrier
America is heading toward Leftism
Muslim debates
Preaching from Luther’s pulpit
Learning from the past
Islam belief systems
Start of the King James only controversy
Greatest gifts to young people before college
Gale Riplringner cultism
James’ White favorite Bible translation
Sweater Vest Dialogues
James White 2nd best selling book
Grief after death
Calvinism and the problem of Evil
Defining Arminianism and Free Will
Subscriber Portion
Hanging out with Skillet
Worse debate stories
Atheists trying to own James White
Disasters of debate
Memes of James White
Western culture doesn't understand debates
Youtube debates
G.K. Chesterton eternal destiny
Roman Catholic question
Beetle Dung hills
Why most protestants would agree with Catholics
10 questions
Good fight story
From the heart of the Shire, through the depths of Moria, to the ends of Middle-Earth, it’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! In this episode of The Babylon Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan are joined by Jonathan Watson, creator alongside his two friends of TheOneRing.Com, which can also be followed on Facebook. Kyle, Dan, and Jon continue their fellowship in reading through The Fellowship of the Ring, this time in Chapter 3 Three’s Company, where three hobbits encounter black riders and elves in their very own Shire.
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The story so far: The Shadow of the past summary- Gandalf has told Frodo all about The Ring and that he is no longer safe in the Shire. Samwise is recruited to accompany Frodo.
In this chapter:
Frodo has to slip out of the Shire unnoticed so he hatches a plan of pretending to move to a new house in Crickhollow beyond/near Buckland where his Brandybuck side lives while the plan is really to make for Rivendell.
Plans to leave on his 50th birthday
Life lesson: “What is to be my quest? Bilbo went to find a treasure, there and back again; but I go to lose one, and not return, as far as I can see.’ ‘But you cannot see very far,’ said Gandalf.
Something spooks Gandalf who leaves suddenly to try to get news/ he tells Frodo to not use the ring! He promises to be back in time for the birthday party and to set off with Frodo (this does not happen- dang wizards).
Frodo’s wine is not included in the sale of Bag End to the dreaded S.-B.s. and does not offer her any tea when Lobelia comes with an inventory list.
Frodo leaves for a leisurely night hike to set out with Sam and Pippin and hears unpleasant voice asking about him at the Gamgees. They get their packs and Sam says farewell to the beer barrel in the cellar.
Sam’s character: ‘I am sure you have given me all the heaviest stuff,’ said Frodo. ‘I pity snails, and all that carry their homes on their backs.’ ‘I could take a lot more yet, sir. My packet is quite light,’ said Sam stoutly and untruthfully.
They walk, encamp, banter, eat, walk, eat, walk on a southern side road running through hill country eastward when they hear hooves coming up behind them. Frodo wants them to hide and “curiosity or some other feeling was struggling with his desire to hide.” The rider seems to have an invisible nose and is using it to smell for someone. They begin traveling alongside the road a stone’s throw to avoid detection.
They encounter a rider again and then run into the elves who take them to a wood hall. Gildor!
The Black riders are scared of the elves.
The hobbits see the distinction between the Black Riders and the Elves.
What is the significance of the songs they sing in this chapter?
Gildor offers protection for the hobbits and is impressed with Frodo, naming him “Elf Friend.” Gildor tells Frodo and the hobbits to carry on without Gandalf and to avoid the black riders.
Gildor tells the hobbits that he’ll send word to any other allies about his journey, although Frodo will discover that the elves are increasingly leaving Middle Earth.
The Babylon Bee Reads LOTR Inn & Pub
MAILBO BAGGINS
We receive powerful testimony the brings up question about what money is used in the Shire
On Fairy Stories and Eucatastrophe.
The Will of the Ring.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Skynet being a private company so their Terminator robots can do whatever they want to you, Democratic states are suddenly following the science on lockdowns, and how the right is learning from the left’s past four years on how to cope when they feel like the president is not their president. There’s weird news, glorious hate mail, and Kyle can’t say the word “dang.”
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Introduction
Kyle can’t say ‘dang.’
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes C.S. Lewis’ Abolition of Man
Ethan likes Run, Hide, Fight from The Daily Wire
Run Hide Fight Trailer
Dallas Sonnier Interview with Ben Shapiro
Weird News
New wristband the 'Moodbeam' tells your boss if you are unhappy
Joe Exotic had a limo parked outside his prison, along with hair, makeup, and wardrobe people on standby, in case Trump pardoned him which never happened.
Link
A California man was arrested Saturday and accused of hiding in a restricted area of Chicago's O'Hare International Airport for three months.
Stefan Thomas, of San Francisco, says he has made peace with forgetting his Bitcoin password that would turn him into a multimillionaire.
Thomas, who recently was featured in The New York Times, has about $220 million worth of Bitcoin locked away on a hard drive that will erase its data after 10 password attempts.
A New Guinness World Record!
Musician plays box drum for over 25 hours for new Guinness record
Amazon removes ‘distasteful’ coronavirus masks from sale.
Stories of the Week
Story 1: ‘Skynet Is A Private Company, They Can Do What They Want,’ Says Man Getting Curb-Stomped By Terminator
Summary: Local man Karl Langler argued that Skynet is a private company and can do what they want as a Terminator T-800 curb-stomped him and then vaporized him with a plasma rifle. “Listen, I hear people actually complaining that this is somehow a human rights violation. But only the government can violate your first amendment rights. Skynet is the creation of Cyberdyne systems and is a private company. They have the freedom to do whatever they want with their own platform.”
Story 2: Democrat States Follow The Science By Doing What Florida Did Back In May
Summary: Democrat-run states are now calling on the nation to follow the science by doing what Florida did back in May: don’t do lockdowns.
Story 3: Republican Starting To Think Trump Might Not Pull Off A Last-Minute 4D Chess Move
Summary: Local Republican man Edward Chasney admitted Wednesday that he’s starting to worry Trump might not actually pull off a last-minute 4D chess move to win the election.
Topic of the Week: How to cope with life under a president you find hard to accept
Put on a neon vest and shriek at the sky
Accuse him of colluding with a foreign adversary with no evidence while sleeping with a Chinese spy
Impeach him at least 3 times, even on the final week of his presidency - why not go for four
Riot in every major city, set fires, and loot for weeks on end for like 6 months - but whatever you do DO NOT riot at the capitol
Make every Late Night joke some variation of ‘your president bad’
Have all comedians stop doing comedy and instead spend every waking minute tweeting at the president with some sort of expletive-laden Braveheart speech
Immediately assume half the country is secretly Nazis
When dining out, scream at all the other diners that we now live under a dictator between bites
Take 12 months worth of hormonal birth control at once and scream into your camera
Get a permanent face mask with stay 6 feet away printed on it
Keep all of your friends and family that agree with you close enough to hear the echo in the room
Make sure to do a deep dive into every actor and musician’s Twitter history to make sure they align perfectly with your views. If not, cancel them.
Don’t forget to embrace diversity as long as everyone still sees things exactly as you do
Keep the news on 24 hours a day and never leave the house. Always be on Twitter and your phone. Make sure you know everything the president is doing at all times.
Weep uncontrollably until 2024
Hate Mail
Judith seems to think we are racist and don’t understand the Calvinism/Arminianism debate, and doesn’t appreciate the Biden color chart for covid relief calculations.
Subscriber Portion
Behind the Scenes Update
Bonus Hate Mail
Updates to the podcast
Headline Forum Highlights
Got any cool stories
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to comedian Dustin Nickerson who hails from Seattle, but suffers in Southern California. Dustin was married at 19 and 15 years later has 3 kids, so he has plenty of insight on parenting, marriage, and being generally annoyed by people. Dustin has a new special on Amazon called OVERWHELMED. Topics covered are Dustin’s start in stand up, new lockdowns, and working as a youth pastor.
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Topic Discussed
Starting a stand up comedy career
Favorite Bee article
Political comedy
Ethan’s connection to Dustin
Living in Seattle
Chaz
Moving to San Diego
2nd round of lockdowns
Secrets of a happy marriage
Coos Bay
Working as a youth pastor
Comedy for Christian crowds
Bad stand up gigs
Laughing at both sides of politics
Golfing with Larry the Cable Guy
Subscriber Portion
Keurig of furniture
Roast of the subscriber lounge
Bad segways
College gigs
Facebook trolling
Comedy on the internet
Mark Driscoll
Being too insignificant to get fired
Disdain for celebrity Pastors
Appreciation of stand-up
Brad Garrett stories
10 questions
Alter Call
From the heart of the Shire, through the depths of Moria, to the ends of Middle-Earth, it’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! In this episode of The Babylon Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan are joined by Jonathan Watson, creator alongside his two friends of TheOneRing.Com, which can also be followed on Facebook. Kyle, Dan, and Jon are on a quest to joyfully dig through Chapter 2, The Shadow Of The Past, which gives us plenty of exposition about the one ring, the stirring forces of evil in Middle-Earth and explains why Frodo is no longer safe in the Shire.
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Chapter 2 - The Shadow of the Past
Frodo is an oddity like Bilbo was and becomes restless.
He continues celebrating Bilbo’s birthday and shows signs of ‘good preservation’ even as he approaches age 50 the same age when Bilbo left on his journey.
Tolkien is telling history before it happens (the developing of his myth like Mad Baggins)
We hear about his close friends... Fredegar Bolder and Folco Boffin are mentioned but Merry and Pippin are closest and are anxious about him as Frodo takes to taking long walks farther away from home in the hills under the stars and becoming obsessed with maps and dreaming of mountains he has never seen before. “The old paths seemed too well-trodden”
Frodo is seeing the elves going west as they leave M-E for good. And dwarves are coming west to the Blue Mountains. They provide a lot of news from outside the Shire...
Ominous tidings.
“They were troubled, and some spoke in whispers of the Enemy and of the Land of Mordor.” the evil power in Mirkwood had been driven out by the White Council only to reappear in greater strength in the old strongholds of Mordor. The Dark Tower had been rebuilt, it was said. From there the power was spreading far and wide, and away far east and south there were wars and growing fear. Orcs were multiplying again in the mountains. Trolls were abroad, no longer dull-witted, but cunning and armed with dreadful weapons. And there were murmured hints of creatures more terrible than all these, but they had no name.”
Gandalf hasn’t been seen for 9 years, after a time of coming and going and being concerned about Frodo’s health (what does he suspect?), and just as well since the people of the Shire suspect he had something to do with Bilbo going mad and disappearing
"'I wish it need not have happened in my time,' said Frodo.
'So do I,' said Gandalf, 'and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.'"
The discussion of the fall and corruption of Smeagol and a discussion on the pity of Bilbo.
The depiction of Sméagol not being wholly ruined.
A discussion of fate in The Lord of the Rings: Bilbo was meant to find the ring and Frodo was meant to have it. Wills of secondary agents.
Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many – yours not least.
We get introduced to Samwise Gamgee w/ the convo at The Green Dragon at Bywater!! (He believes in “fairies” or at least dragons and ents)
Has a love for elves and has a childlike wonder about the world nurtured by Bilbo’s stories.
“I dare say there’s more truth in some of them than you reckon.”
G.K. Chesterton wrote about the importance of fairytales as did Lewis and Tolkien… “Fairytales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed.”
Frodo seems to have some trust issues with Gandalf.
You say the ring is dangerous, far more dangerous than I guess.
It would overcome anyone of mortal race. The ring would possess the possessor
‘A mortal, Frodo, who keeps one of the Great Rings, does not die, but he does not grow or obtain more life, he merely continues, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if he often uses the Ring to make himself invisible, he fades: he becomes in the end invisible permanently, walks in the twilight under the eye of the Dark Power that rules the Rings. Yes, sooner or later – later, if he is strong or well-meaning to begin with, but neither strength nor good purpose will last – sooner or later the Dark Power will devour him.’
The ring can also shrink or expand at will to slip of a finger if it wanted.
Gandalf began to think something odd about it right when Bilbo found it and lied about winning the ring from Gollum. He talks about Saruman and whether Bible will be harmed. He voluntarily gave up the ring!
Among the Wise I am the only one that goes in for hobbit-lore: an obscure branch of knowledge, but full of surprises. Soft as butter they can be, and yet sometimes as tough as old tree roots.
Greatness vs Morality
Subscriber Portion
Mail-bo Baggins!
Jonathan’s take on the Movie adaptations
Movie Differences
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 1/15/2021.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like how Arminians are storming the gates of Heaven to protest election, wild manatees are suddenly coming out in a strong show of support for Donald Trump, and censorship is hitting anyone to the right of Stalin thanks to “Big T.” Kyle’s favorite bird to pronounce eats an alligator, samosas fly into space, and the squirrels are up to something! It’s another The Babylon Bee news show!
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Introduction
Kyle celebrates his birthday with the California Highway Patrol.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Pete Vik’s Hope and Light & Darkness.
Ethan likes Gran Torino… again. And The Outlaw Josey Wales. Okay, Clint Eastwood stuff n general.
Weird News
Game warden uses marksmanship to rescue deer with locked antlers
Fulfilled prophecy? Mysterious NYC squirrel attacks rise in Queens neighborhood: Report
Website seeks 'professional binge watcher' to watch Netflix, eat pizza
Samosa sent to 'space' by British eatery crash-lands in France
Scientists Report First Instances of Dwarf Giraffes
Florida manatee has 'TRUMP' etched into its side; officials seek information
Florida bird caught on video swallowing whole alligator
Kyle gets three Guinness World Records since it is his birthday!
Man chops through apples while juggling knives for Guinness record
Siblings Set World Record for the Highest Combined Age, 1042 Years
Athlete does 64 hand-release pushups in one minute for new record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 Arminians Storm God's Throne Room To Protest Election
Summary:A gang of rogue Arminians has broken into God's throne room in order to protest the doctrine of election, sources confirmed Thursday. Hordes of the anti-Calvinist protesters stormed the gates of heaven before angels were forced to fall back and barricade the throne room.
"Down with the predestined, sovereign election of God!" cried one man from Florida as he burst into the throne room wearing a buffalo hat. "This whole thing is rigged! Divine interference!"
Arminians were seen scaling the walls of heaven. One managed to hang a "Who is able to resist His will?" banner on the gates of the place, while others busted in and started roaming the streets of gold looking for the Lord's throne room. A few made it in but were instantly killed by being in the presence of the Almighty God, sparking further protests.
There was very little looting, though a few Chick-fil-A sandwiches were taken.
At publishing time, Arminians had suggested the protesters were actually Calvinists disguised as Arminians to make them look bad. Calvinists say there is no proof of this as most of the protesters had neither beards nor smug looks on their faces.
The Real Story: Oh wait, the capitol building got stormed too? The capitol building was stormed, presumably by pro-Trump fanatics who think the 2020 election was rigged.
-A man in a buffalo hat was there and another man walked off with a podium. One man ransacked Nancy Pelosi’s office.
-Also, in related news, The Babylon Bee slack channel simply titled #Theology because #ArguingAboutCalvinism was too long, has kicked off with many fiery screeds about free will, election, predestination, and the love of God.
-Imagine if Trump had won, none of this would have happened. this is Antifa at the capitol:
-Antifa leader “Brothers, fret we may, but a fair election has ended and we must accept the results, though they were not in our favor. Lay down your bricks. Remove the vodka soaked rags from your molotov cocktails and drink with me as we accept these results like men. We shall leave the Capitol unmolested, we will don no buffalo garments, for we are not like those savages. Yes, we have a line we will not cross, and this is it.” Then they sing an ancient Antifa war song about honor, tragedy, and losing with dignity..
Sad part of the story, in addition to the erosion of our norms and culture, was that a woman Ashli Babbitt was shot dead by the police, several other rioters died from medical emergencies, and a capitol police officer, Brian Sicknick, was killed in the riot at the Capitol.
See also: Our NEW animation about Who Was Really Behind The Attack On The Capitol
Story 2 After Being Kicked Off Social Media, Trump Forced To Go Door To Door And Shout 'RIGGED ELECTION!'
Summary: After being permanently banned from social media, President Trump has been forced to knock on doors across the country, one door at a time. If anyone opens the door, he will shout one of his classic lines such as "RIGGED ELECTION!" or "Hillary is a loser! SAD!" at them before moving on to the next house.
Real Story: Big Tech is going nuts on the censorship front.Donald Trump got suspended from Twitter and Facebook for “inciting a riot”
Twitter’s statement said, “After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.”
Amazon, Apple, and Google got Parler got taken down.
Ron Paul has been blocked from Facebook.
Conservatives, libertarians and otherwise non-woke people seem to be shedding followers on Twitter and also 70,000 Q accounts are being booted en masse.
Conservatives have been quick to point out the double standards and hypocrisy of social media companies letting leftist incitements to violence stay and slamming the hammer down on conservatives.
Revealing CNN article: Defiant Trump denounces violence but takes no responsibility for inciting deadly riot
Twitter blog about Trump tweets
Story 3 Biden Unveils Skin Color Chart To Determine Who Gets Federal Aid
Summary: President-elect Joe Biden gave a press briefing from the basement of his Wilmington mansion announcing that his incoming administration will be utilizing an innovative skin color chart to determine who is the priority in receiving their share of the $900 billion federal coronavirus aid package recently passed by Congress.
“Our priority will be black, Latino, Asian, and Native American-owned small businesses, women-owned businesses (real quote),” Biden informed the nation. “We are sending out a new color chart to all agencies involved to make sure there is no malarkey…”
Experts praised the administration’s new color chart as being very unambiguous, black-and-white even, on who the government was going to help and not help.
Real Story: From Joe Biden’s website “To address the racial wealth gap, the opportunity gap, and the jobs gap for Black and Brown people, Biden will launch a historic effort to empower small business creation and expansion in economically disadvantaged areas – and particularly for Black-, Latino-, AAPI-, and Native American-owned businesses.”
Joe Biden Website
Washington Post Article On Joe Biden Small Business Plan
Joe Biden’s reported nominee for head of DOJ, Kristen Clarke said back in her Harvard days, “Melanin endows Blacks with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities — something which cannot be measured based on Eurocentric standards.”
Topic of the Week:
Big Tech Censorship, what is the role of social media?
-Libertarian private property trumps all so a private company can just do what it wants?
-Federal Section 230 protections protect social media companies as being considered platforms instead of publishers- is that cool?
-Jack was gloating about Parler being taken down.
-Are we heading to a place where conservatives have to make their own phones, own networks, own web providers, own banks?
They made their own, Parler, and it got taken down by Amazon, Google, and Apple.
GoDaddy took away the domain registration for a gun forum AR-15.com
Big megacorporations like AMEX, AMAZON, Marriot, Commerce Bank, Dow, Hallmark, Blue Cross, Charles Shwab, their PACs are cutting off donations to 147 Republicans who supported efforts against certifying the election results.
At least three banks are cutting off ties from Trump. (Signature, Deutsche, and Profession banks)
What are the implications for The Babylon Bee? What threats do we have and why do we need subscribers to support us.
The hypocrisy of Big Tech of what they allow to remain up.
Hate Mail
Will says we are making Christianity look bad again.
Subscriber Portion
Behind the Scenes Update
When this comes out Kyle will be at Winter Bee Con in Michigan.
Mailbag
Jackson Baker sent us a video about how the proposal went and answers some of Ethan’s questions like if Kelsey got bored reading the list of tips from the Bee.
Bonus Hate Mail
Doug incites violence we think and maybe thinks we created social media?
Headline Forums
Got Any Cool Stories?
Story Time With Ethan Nicolle
Email us your cool stories!
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Abigail Shrier, a writer for the Wall Street Journal, The Federalist and author of new book Irreversible Damage. In the book she explores the “transgender craze,” where in the last few years, there has been an explosion in people identifying as transgender -- especially among biological females now identifying as male. The book was recently banned from Target -- though later reinstated -- after one transgender individual complained on Twitter. Topics include the Transgenderism craze, big tech, and making women a victim class.
Buy her book here: Irreversible Damage: The Transgender Craze Seducing Our Daughters
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Topics Discussed
Transgenderism craze in society
How Abigail became involved in the debate
Effects of testosterone on women
Social media and Transgender influencers
Using Google to solve everything
Helicopter parenting
Why social media is poison
Embracing ideology instead of religion
Gender clinics
What you can get without a parent’s consent in most states
How they are able to teach gender in school without parent’s knowledge
Secret identities at school
Teen hysteria
What is the science behind transgenderism?
Doctor’s roles
De-transitioning
Big tech
The best thing a dad can do for his daughter
Pride parade in schools
Subscriber Portion
Why this shouldn’t be a political issue
Postmodernism, post-truth
Making women a victim class
LGBTQ infighting
Public lies
Biological differences
Feminism
Abigail’s book removal from Target
Silence from reviewers
In defense of boyhood and girlhood.
From the heart of the Shire, through the depths of Moria, to the ends of Middle-Earth, it’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! In this episode of The Babylon Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan dive into the book, beginning as most books do, in Chapter 1, with A Long Expected Party. There’s a birthday party of special magnificence, a place worth fighting for, and a wizard puttering down the road with fireworks. There’s something very wrong in Hobbiton though.
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Episode 2: A Long-Expected Party
Opening line: When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.
The subtle magic of Middle-Earth: Bilbo is 111 years old. Frodo/Bilbo having same birthday. Theme of fate introduced.
The depiction of the Shire -- a foil for the rest of the adventure’s rising danger.
The Shire gives us a place worth fighting for.
Gandalf arrives -- we have an instigating event, a catalyst. (Kyle’s G rune tattoo mentioned). Fireworks! Such simple pleasures.
Foreshadowing of ill effects of Bilbo’s ring and treasure -- and Bilbo’s planned trick.
This chapter never managed to hook my older boys, but I wonder if I tried again at their ages -- 12 and 10 -- they would become interested. It’s a good hook. I suppose it helps if you’ve read The Hobbit. This may be the quintessential example of something where the previous book helps but is still absolutely unnecessary to read to understand.
The foreboding ending is perfect: “Frodo saw him to the door. He gave a final wave of his hand, and walked off at a surprising pace; but Frodo thought the old wizard looked unusually bent, almost as if he was carrying a great weight. The evening was closing in, and his cloaked figure quickly vanished into the twilight. Frodo did not see him again for a long time.”
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 1/8/2021.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden’s new mask womandate, totally healthy dead Cosmopolitan cover girls, and The Babylon Bee’s new 100% effective marriage proposal service. The always prophetic Bee writers have made predictions for 2021, there’s weird news, and ever-glorious hate mail.
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Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes coffee. He ranks his methods of coffee prep.
Ethan likes BroForce.
Weird News
German pilot makes point with syringe in the sky
Kentucky man goes viral for clearing snowy driveway with flamethrower
UPDATE ON JETPACK MAN: Los Angeles pilot finally captures elusive 'jetpack man' on video
Escaped hamster braves freezing temperatures to get to candy store
Bodybuilder may spend holidays alone after sex-doll wife is ‘broken’
Police respond to chickens 'wreaking havoc' at New Jersey McDonald's
UAE chefs bake world's longest line of pies for Guinness record
Story 1: 10 Tips for Proposing to Your Girlfriend: A Love Story!
Summary: Spring is almost here. We think. We’re not really sure since we’ve all been locked inside our homes since last spring. Anyway, now is the time when Ring Before Spring takes over all the Bible colleges and young men start proposing left and right. Some of our readers might be wondering: how should I propose to my girlfriend? We asked love experts like Gary Chapman, our youth pastor, and Joshua Harris, and compiled these ten tips for proposing to your woman.
Real Story: Top ten list in the link. The main thing was to keep number 9 and 10 in there for Jackson Baker to propose to his girlfriend, Kelsey. One of the pictures he sent is below:
Story 2: Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate
Summary: In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan.
Real story: Hilarity ensued when House Democrats opened up the 117th session of congress with an opening prayer from Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, D-Missouri, minister at the St. James United Methodist Church, a prayer made in the name of “the monotheistic god, Brahma, and god known by many names by many different faiths,” which ended with AMEN and A-WOMAN.
Amen is not gendered. It is from Hebrew and means It means “it is so” or “so it be.” Amen is derived from the Hebrew āmēn, which means “certainty,” “truth,” and “verily.”
Other ways on which Rep. Cleaver has updated his speech.
Story 3: 'This Is Healthy': Cosmopolitan Features First-Ever Dead Cover Girls
Summary: Yass, slay, queens -- dead queens, that is! Cosmopolitan Magazine is promoting body positivity with the first-ever series of corpse cover models.
The issues feature interviews with and profiles on a dozen dead girls who show how they too can be healthy despite being completely dead.
Real story: Cosmopolitan Magazine is featuring on its cover very overweight women as the picture of health with the main story being ‘11 women on why wellness doesn’t have to be one-size-fits-all.”
Topic of the Week: The Babylon Bee’s 2021 Prophecies!
Hate Mail
Bryan says we’ve become too political.
Subscriber Portion
Mailbag from Drew that puts Ethan right to sleep
Bonus Hate Mail
Cool Story From Becky
Headline Forum
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to comedian, author, and political satirist Andrew Heaton. Andrew has performed stand up comedy all over the world and hosts two podcasts, one of them featuring Kyle and Ethan. Andrew’s two podcasts are titled The Political Orphanage and Alienating the Audience. Kyle and Ethan dive into Andrew’s strange Oklahoma upbringing that deals with a Prison rodeo, eating a rattlesnake heart, and having unknown ties to a family cave. While on his journey out of Oklahoma, Andrew worked for a time at congress and tells Kyle and Ethan about how that experience helped shape him to become politically homeless.
Andrew is @MightyHeaton on all social media.
Political Orphanage Podcast
Alienating The Audience
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Topics Discussed
Trouble with sleep
Political labels and comedy
Oklahoma prison rodeo
Rattlesnake derby
Eating rattlesnake hearts
Exploring Caves in Oklahoma
Weiner Dog racing
Dinner with an Amish community
Viking Runestones
Working for Congress
Beer pong with a Congressman
Alienating the Audience
Economics of Dune
Current Political Art is going to age badly
How British politics do it right
Owning a distillery in Scotland
Getting a van stuck in a bog in Scotland
Subscriber Portion
Italian Fire
Cigar smoking
Living in a variety of places
Quarantine in a camper
Legalizing drugs
Underground libertarian drug den
Meeting Vermin Supreme
Yelling at politicians
European Californians
GK Chesterton quote
History Improv
10 Questions
Phil Robertson
Stephen Colbert
Bombing as a comedian
This is the Babylon Bee New Year's Special 2021.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan do a rundown on 2020’s biggest and best Babylon Bee stories that gave the world fake news they could trust. They talk about all the big changes at The Babylon Bee and give a behind-the-scenes look into the creative process behind the top ten Bee articles of the year. Even though the year was a crazy one, Kyle and Ethan want to end 2020 with a little Chestertonian awe, wonder, and gratitude.
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The Babylon Bee 2020 In Retrospect
This year, The Babylon Bee:
Got a real studio
Launched video podcasts
Launched animation
Grew tremendously in # of subscribers
We shifted to full-time coronavirus jokes for a while
First annual BeeCon
Got attacked by Facebook, banned by Twitter
Hired more people (it was basically just me and Ethan a year ago)
Trump shared our article, thinking it was real?
New York Times profile
Interviewed some really big names!
Published The Sacred Texts Of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1!
Top 10 Bee Articles of the year
10 - Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts
9 - Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks
8 - Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan'
7 - FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell
6 - Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants
5 - NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4 - Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
3 - Bernie Tests Negative For President
2 - Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack
1 - Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair
One last “G.K. Chesterton!” for 2020.
Subscriber Portion: Bonus Top Articles #11-15
15 - Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts
14 - With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters
13 - In Bold Anti-Trump Statement, Pelosi Rips Up Bible
12 - Podiums At Next Debate To Be Equipped With Life Alert Buttons
11 - Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election
From the heart of the Shire, through the depths of Moria, to the ends of Middle-Earth, it’s The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! In this episode of The Babylon Bee Reads, Kyle and Dan tell some of their personal stories relating to Tolkien’s writings and discuss Tolkien’s Foreword in which he aggressively denies that The Lord Of The Rings is an allegory. Subscribers also get to hear their discussion of the Prologue concerning hobbits, the Shire, and pipeweed.
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Foreword
Our personal stories with Lord of the Rings
Themes we’ve gotten out of the books in the past
How fleeting evil is. History is cyclical, but the faithful need not worry. (Tom Bombadil) (“There was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach”)
Small people doing ordinary deeds can change the world - Diana Glyer
Good vs. evil, obviously. But more specifically, the asymmetric war of good and evil. Good is eternal. Evil is fleeting. Evil is just twisted good. They are not on equal footing.
Tolkien’s almost overly defensive foreword -- extreme insistence that it’s not an allegory
Says if it were an allegory for WW2, the Free Peoples would have used the Ring.
Prologue
Setting the stage: Middle-Earth as myth and an alternate history of earth
Hobbits are seemingly unimportant, yet they change the world
Maps!
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan celebrate Christmas at The Babylon Bee Studio with returning guests Kira Davis, Kellen Erskine, and Greg Koukl. They debate what qualifies as a Christmas movie, wonder how great it would be to have a VeggieTales/Hallmark Movie Universe crossover, and try to rank International Ninja Day and Taylor Swift’s birthday among other venerated December holidays. Merry Christmas!
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Kellen has a podcast about books: The Book Pile
Kira Davis has a podcast about her opinions and also another podcast about Hallmark Christmas movies: Just Listen To Yourself and A Very Merry Podcast
Greg Koukl can be heard at Stand To Reason including #STRAsks.
Topics Discussed
New studio
TikTok
Coffee cup drinking style
Short attention spans
Red Pen Logic series
Seeker friendly churches
Bowling
Parody in today’s world
Karaoke at old folks home
Brave Ollie Possum
Veggie tales
Problem with slogans
Hallmark Christmas movie
What makes a Christmas movie?
Tragedy of Kevin McCalister
Scrooged
Goonies
Seeing movies as an adult
Star Wars
Ranking Christmas holidays
Kwanzaa
Dewey Decimal system day
International Ninja day
Celebrating Santa
The Book Pile podcast
Just Listen To Yourself Podcast
A Very Merry Podcast
Stand to Reason Podcast
Subscriber Portion
Christmas for Latter Day Saints
Defending the virgin birth
Faith above reason
The Red Sea
Best and worst Christmas gifts
Conservative news outlets
Trump’s news network
The War on Christmas
The Nativity movie
It’s a Wonderful Life
Ugly Christmas sweaters
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to professor of political science Justin Dyer, author of C. S. Lewis on Politics and the Natural Law and director of the Kinder Institute on Constitutional Democracy. Topics range from C.S. Lewis’ view on natural law, being a classical liberal, and how C.S. Lewis wanted all kids off his lawn.
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Topics Discussed
- How Dyer became interested in CS Lewis
- Would CS Lewis vote for Trump
- How Lewis pulls theology, philosophy, and politics all into his writing
- What is natural law?
- C.S. Lewis influences
- C.S. Lewis being a classical liberal
- Social Dilemma
- Abolition of man and the modern times
- Left and right attacking natural law in Lewis’ time
- C.S. Lewis would be a libretraian
- Lewis wanted to be treated like a dinosaur
- Abolition of man waterfall
- C.S. Lewis criticism of english language textbooks
- Objective standards to beauty and art
- Oxytocin for humor
Subscriber portion
- Lewis answering every letter written to him
- Lewis hated his modern technology
- Lewis didn’t like change
- Lewis wouldn’t be a fan of twitter
- CS Lewis and Sexuality
- Cs Lewis view on marriage made Tolkien uncomfortable
- How one writer believes Lewis is going to Hell
- Lewis’ view of tradition
- 10 Questions
- Great embarrassing story
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 12/18/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Elon Musk noticing our fine journalism, Dr. Jill Biden expertly saving a life with just a podium and a microphone, Disney announcing 7,562 new Star Wars shows. They also discuss how prolific and prophetic G.K. Chesterton was writing over a century ago. There’s stuff that’s good, weird news, glorious hate mail, and unintentional rambunctious reindeer.
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Introduction
Kyle is getting old and the guys discuss whether walking on one’s back is a remedy. On the plus side, Kyle read all of Abigail Shrier’s book Irreversible Damage. Kyle and Ethan remember Ebaumsworld and Newgrounds and how his Mission To The Moon music video is getting some attention recently.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the board game Sonar.
Ethan likes Scythian album Roots and Stones.
Weird News
Porch pirate steals bait box filled with cat poop
Precious painting lost at German airport found at dumpster
Woman receives birthday card mailed by her late mother in 2015
Man buys 160 tickets for one lottery drawing, wins 160 times
Marvel's Star-Lord is apparently now a polyamorous bisexual
Google sends 7-year-old warning that his parents are monitoring his account and WAY too many people are okay with that.
Genius! These codebreakers just cracked the Zodiac Killer's infamous 340 cipher, 51 YEARS after it was first published.
Teacher assistant mortified after missing rude detail on Christmas cardigan
Sentence spelled out by balloons breaks Guinness record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Man Chokes In Restaurant, Dr. Jill Biden Springs Into Action To Deliver Educational LectureSummary: As Dr. Jill Biden and her husband went out to eat over the weekend, a man began choking on his Denver omelet. But lucky for him, Dr. Jill Biden was there, and she is a doctor.
"We need a doctor here!" cried a waiter. "Is there a doctor in the house?"
Dr. Jill Biden sprang into action. "I'm a doctor!" she said, rushing over. "I'm going to need a podium and a microphone, stat!" After a busboy hurried over with the life-saving tools she would need, Dr. Jill Biden thanked him and then began delivering a speech on meeting students' needs at the community college level.
An op-ed in the Wall Street Journal by Joseph Epstein sparked a debate over calling Jill Biden a “doctor” since she is not a medical doctor but has a doctorate in education.
"Madame First Lady — Mrs. Biden — Jill — kiddo," the piece begins. "Any chance you might drop the 'Dr.' before your name? 'Dr. Jill Biden' sounds and feels fraudulent, not to say a touch comic."
Epstein went on to argue that the prestige of doctorates and honorary degrees has been diminished by political correctness and the relaxation of academic standards before urging Biden to "forget the small thrill of being Dr. Jill, and settle for the larger thrill of living for the next four years in the best public housing in the world as First Lady Jill Biden."
Conservative pundits pointed to the episode as an example of what they say is a quickness on the part of the political left to be offended.
"I'm sorry. Telling a white lady in her late 60s that she should stop calling herself doctor because she is not an actual medical doctor, that is not sexist. It's not," commentator Ben Shapiro
Hillary Clinton tweeted: Her name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.
Lots of politicos on Twitter were changing their bio and hilarity ensued.
Story 2 - The Babylon Bee Presents An Exclusive Inside Look At 15 Upcoming Star Wars Shows
Summary: Disney announced about 7,562 new Star Wars shows yesterday. But that's just the tip of the iceberg, as more shows are soon to follow. We at The Babylon Bee have a Star Wars insider (we're not saying it's Gina Carano, but we're not not saying it). We asked her -- or him, or them -- what shows have yet to be announced, and they were able to tease these upcoming shows. They sound amazing!
Story 3 - Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15
Summary: After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a new product the whole world has been waiting for: the Tesla AR-15.
Elon Musk really is moving to Texas
Elon has a strange obsession with The Babylon Bee
He said we were “savage” on Twitter.
He also weirdly tagged us under an Onion story.
What else could he create?
Topic of the Week: Top Prophetic Chesterton Quotes
G.K. Chesterton was a prolific and seemingly prophetic writer. Kyle and Ethan discuss.
Hate Mail
Ethan delivers a moving rendition of Linda not appreciating our satire when it targets her personal political hero and we discover a new word to describe journalism that makes us think of the bathroom.
Subscriber Portion
Bonus Chesterton Prophecies/Quotes
Mailbag
Caleb R. writes in to tell Ethan he is not alone with his toddler poop struggles.
Bonus Hate Mail
Someone was looking for highbrow content and mental stimulation and was sorely disappointed when he flipped out The Babylon Bee Podcast.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell is the founder and current CEO of My Pillow. Mike Lindell first gained fame for starring in the My Pillow infomercials sporting his trademark mustache, periwinkle blue shirt, and cross necklace. He has gained recent notoriety for becoming one of President Trump’s biggest supporters. Mike shows why he is always the best at parties by sharing stories of his crack addiction, becoming a commercial celebrity, and how the media can’t cancel him.
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Topics Discussed
- What makes the My Pillow Great?
- How an inventor’s mind works
- Becoming an Evangelical speaker
- World record pillow fight
- Bible Verses with My Pillow
- Addiction story
- Getting cut off from a drug dealer
- Lindell Recovery Network
- Donald Trump
- Swords, drugs, Mexico
- Armed robbery as a card counter
- Infomercials
- Been on tv 3.2 million times
- Periwinkle Blue shirts
- Government is sequestering the supplements
- South Dakota has been doing it right
- California’s insanity with Covid
- Donald Trump and the election
- Addiction centers
- Mask giveaway with a two hour sermon
Subscriber Portion
- My Pillow voting machine
- My Pillow can help with all the corruption in politics
- Wearing a cross at the crack house and on TV
- Breaking records on the shopping network
- Hears God by staying proactive in Prayer
- Funding Unplanned
- Riding a bulldozer in Unplanned
- Being attacked by Jack Dorky
- 10 Questions
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 12/11/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by actress Wendy Shapero, who you may know from Dirt, Free Samples, Robot Chicken, or the voice of the mom from our very own Babylon Bee animation. They talk about the week’s biggest stories like how our government is covering up aliens being among us, the vaccine being distributed through pyramid schemes, and how Santa’s Nice List has become compromised through software glitches. They also talk about how Kung Fu masters look to spread the gospel of the iron crotch, read hate mail, and wonder how many trendy food products Wendy will pitch to us before the show ends.
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Intro
Wendy talks about some of the roles she has played for The Babylon Bee and Robot Chicken. You might recognize her voice as the mom for our family or from the Halloween special. Here is the song she can’t get out of her head right now.
Stuff that’s Good
Kyle likes Almost Heroes
Ethan likes Sugar Taylor sauce and Junebug rub
Wendy Shapero likes walking on hot coals with Tony Robbins and TUSOL which she swears is totally not a pyramid scheme.
Weird NewsAliens in hiding until mankind is ready, says ex-Israeli space head
- Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth — as well as their secret base on Mars — until mankind is ready to accept them, the former head of Israel’s space program, 87-year old Haim Eshed, claimed in a new interview.
- “Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'” Eshed, who helmed Israel’s space security program from 1981 to 2010, reportedly said. “They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.”
- He also claims astronauts have already been to Mars… at the Alien’s secret base
California man punches 350-pound bear in face to save beloved dog 'Buddy'
- This happened in Nevada county, the bear had the dog by the head in its mouth and was dragging it back into the woods 100 ft away so Kaleb Benham ran out and punched the 350 pound bear in the face.
- Buddy went into surgery and came out after three hours with some stitches and some staples, but was able to return home for Thanksgiving. Benham and Buddy spent the holiday in bed resting up and healing.
- Buddy is expected to make a full recovery.
“I’m OK, Just A Bit Tired”: Italian Man Walks 450 Kilometers To Cool Off After Arguing With His Wife
- A man from Italy walked 280 miles after an argument with his wife
- He was caught by police and fined for breaking the lockdown.
- Wife had to pick him up and drive him back home after paying the fine.
Mall Santa Rejects Nerf Gun Request, Brings Boy to Tears
- A video making the rounds on social media shows a mall Santa bringing a young boy to tears by rejecting the child’s request for a Nerf gun, and going even further to say, “No guns.”
- The New York Post reported the story, referring to the Kris Kringle imitator as a “politically correct Santa.”
- Update: Christmas justice! That mall fired Woke Santa and got a nerf gun for the kid he made cry.
Chinese “iron crotch” kung fu masters fight to preserve a painful-looking tradition
- These guys smash their testicles
- Its most famous technique involves a steel-plate capped log, 6.5 feet in length and weighing 88 pounds that swings through the air and smashes into a man’s crotch.
- “When you practise iron crotch kung fu, as long as you push yourself, you will feel great,” said Wang, head of the Juntun Martial Arts Academy.
Man uses sword to slice 68 grapes while standing on balance board to beat world record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - 138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night
Summary: Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.
But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.
- There was a suspicious adjustment of 138,000 votes all for Biden in the middle of the night in Michigan.
- There are still various Trump lawsuits and the state of Texas lawsuit about the election procedures around the nation.
- We will probably get banned from YouTube for talking about it though according to their latest email.
Story 2 - In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme
Summary: Many people are skeptical of the coming vaccine, some due to political reasons, and others due to religious reasons or the fact that all the numbers in the vaccine's serial number add up to 666 or something.
But there's one group that will definitely be on board with the vaccine now: suburban Christian women.
That's because the vaccine is being rebranded as an empowering wellness product called VacciLife. Women can sign on as an independent VacciLife consultant just by purchasing a $200 starter kit. Then, they're able to become their own boss and control their financial future by selling the vaccine -- and, even more importantly, a great business opportunity -- to their friends and family.
Story 3 - Newsom Issues Double Stay-at-Home Order Where You Have To Stay In A Smaller House Inside Your Original House
Summary: In an attempt to fight another spike in COVID-19 infections in California, Governor Gavin Newsom has issued the first ever double stay-at-home order. With the new order, people aren’t only ordered to stay in their homes no matter what, but also aren’t free to wander around their homes. Instead they have to stay inside smaller houses inside their regular homes.
It’s suggested that each member of the household stays inside their own tiny house until the pandemic ends, even babies.
- Once again a policy that favors the rich (they have space in their big houses for small houses)
- Newsom is trying to ban gathering, outdoor dining, etc. Lots of local county and city law enforcement aren’t listening
- LA County tried to ban outdoor dining, but lost a court case about it.
- Newsom is a hypocrite going to French Laundry with no mask and no social distancing
- LA County Supervisor Sheila Kuehl voted to ban outdoor dining and then went to her favorite restaurant
- Chef Gruel who owns nation-wide chain of restaurants called SLAPFISH Seafood basically said the government’s orders aren’t based on any science that outdoor dining is causing the spread of COVID and that banning outdoor dining is causing more people to gather indoors in their homes which we know is causing the spread. He told the government he’s going to stay open. He says, "It's crystal clear... elected officials are owned by corporate America or Silicon Valley, perhaps the entertainment industry— the rules don't apply to them. But they obviously apply to all of us small businesses, and we're getting crushed..."
- Pete Davidson calling people babies for wanting to end the lockdown and get back to work —- FROM HIS JOB (SNL)
- The Austin mayor told everyone to stay home while vacationing in Mexico
Topic of the Week: Wikipedia’s List Of Unusual Deaths
Kyle recently became obsessed with this morbid topic.
Hate mail
A woman really takes issue with how we apparently are banning meals that serve more than six.
Subscriber Segment
Subscriber update
Kyle and Dan are launching a Babylon Bee Reads podcast starting with The Lord Of The Rings. Get the book, read the foreword, prologue, and chapter 1 and look for episodes to drop in a few weeks.
Mailbag
We have a Carman sighting from Bee friendCameron Belt
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Subscriber headlines
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In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Bridget Phetasy. Bridget is a well known writer and podcaster. She has a monthly column on the Spectator website and has two Podcast shows: Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome. Bridget gained notoriety for making both liberals and conservatives angry through her writing and now has gained an even greater audience making people angry on Twitter. You may even recognize her voiceover work on the Bee Animation, where she has voiced Samantha and many others. Kyle and Ethan talk to Bridget about how Kanye West wrote a lyric about her, her struggle with addiction, and how she is stuck in the wasteland of being a centrist in a polarized political world.
Topics Discussed
- Bridget’s origin story
- Bridget’s dreams being delusional
- 2020 can be good
- Tropic Thunder
- Appearing on Jerry Springer’s show Baggage
- Stand-up comedy
- Appearing on Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Voiceover work
- Game of improv for a career
- Ben Shapiro
- Bridget’s first appearance on Fox
- Kanye writing a song about Bridget
- Risk of talking to the other side
- The left being afraid of platforming
- Danger of woke culture
- Wasteland of the center
- Gavin Newsom atrocities
- Gun control
- Free speech warrior
- Pro brunch
Subscriber Portion
- Introduction of the subscriber lounge
- The PG rating
- Being politically homeless
- Trump wearing people down
- The election results
- Sydney Powell
- Encouraging man spreading
- Equal hate from both sides
- No sacred cows
- Take the work seriously, don’t take yourself seriously
- Hypocrisy of capitalism
- Wealthy woke white women
- People in power thinking they are oppressed
- Fake vote suppression
- Twitter fact check
- Built Back Better
- Alex Jones starting to sound reasonable
- Religious talk
- Conspiracy theories are hilarious
- Trust in Institutions
- Q Adjacent
- Handling Trauma with jokes
- 10 Questions
- Good fight story
- Best Concerts
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 12/4/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden’s all-female communications team reminding us that we should already know what’s wrong in the nation, Biden’s arm falling off in peanut butter jar opening attempt, and a bowl of porridge getting a record-shattering 80 million votes. Kyle and Ethan inform you about the worst Christmas songs ever so that you can avoid them. There’s weird news, glorious hate mail, and Kyle learns how to pronounce the word ‘heron’.
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Introduction
The Babylon Bee wishes our fanbase in Wyoming, MATT TUNSTALL, a happy 40th birthday!
Also, Ethan is having some killer deals at his Axe Bear Store with a way to get a free Axe Cop trade paperback.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes The Battle of Five Armies Behind the Scenes Video
Ethan likes Axe Cop the Game which is available now on Steam!
Weird News
More than 150 Santas ride jet skis for Guinness record
Mike Tyson eats ear off Roy Jones Jr. cake ahead of exhibition bout
George Clooney Has Been Using Flowbee For Years
Anti-gay Hungarian politician József Szájer resigns after being caught attending 25-man orgy in breach of COVID-19 rules
Eel bursts out of Flying Heron’s stomach alien style
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
Summary: Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.
Story 2 - Biden's Arm Falls Off While Trying To Open A Jar Of Peanut Butter
Summary: Staffers have revealed that Biden was the victim of yet another tragic accident after his arm fell completely off as he attempted to open up a jar of peanut butter.
Story 3 - In National Survey Of Favorite Foods, Lukewarm Bowl Of Porridge Wins 80 Million Votes
Summary: In a surprise result from a national survey of favorite foods, the winner, with 80 million votes -- blowing away the previous record of 69 million votes -- was a lukewarm bowl of porridge. The soggy bowl of chopped grains has apparently exploded in popularity around the country and is now handily the most beloved food of all.
Topic of the Week: The Worst Christmas Songs of All Time
- Mary Did You Know?
- The Christmas Shoes
- Last Christmas
- Wonderful Christmastime
- Little Drummer Boy
- Baby It’s Cold Outside
- We Three Kings
- Anything by Chris Tomlin “Joy to the World”
- Santa Baby
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
- Feliz Navidad
- We Wish You a Merry Christmas
- 12 Days of Christmas
- Every Hanson Christmas album
Bonus: Christmas songs we like
- O Holy Night
- O Come O Come Emmanuel
- Rob Halford’s III Winter Songs
- Dio’s God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
- Stryper - Winter Wonderland
- Handel’s Messiah
Hate Mail
A concerned fan believes the Joker has released laughing gas at The Babylon Bee studios and some dude has a thing for sweaty jars of mayonnaise.
Subscriber Portion
Behind the Scenes Update
Subscribers actually get to see the subscriber-exclusive lounge.
Mailbag
Video question from subscriber Allen Boone.
Bonus Hate Mail
This is the most flowerbedded email we have ever received.
Headline Forums
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In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dan Whitney better known as Larry The Cable Guy. Dan gained fame from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour while patenting the phrase “Get R Done” in his hilarious stand up act. Dan was able to reach out to the next generation when he voiced the role of Mater in the Pixar film, Cars. Dan talks to Kyle and Ethan about how he snagged the role of Mater, how he’s canceling cancel culture, and the time he had to get Chuck Berry off stage.
Topics Discussed
- Larry The Cable Guy on the View
- Why Dan chose the name Reagan for his daughter
- How Dan found the Babylon Bee
- The Story of Dan snagging the role of Mater
- Joking with Paul Newman
- Kicking Chuck Berry off stage
- How Dan became Larry The Cable Guy
- Ben Shapiro Tweet
- Can’t cancel Larry The Cable Guy
- Late night talk hosts
- Goofiness of Steve Martin
- The worst audiences of the world
- Being a comedy superstar
- Tobacco spitting and Delta Farce
- Replacing the Rock and Arnold Schwarzenegger
Subscriber Portion
- Friendship with Lewis Black
- Cool stories with Jeff Foxworthy
- 10 questions
- Another Carmen story
This is The Babylon Bee 2020 Thanksgiving Special.
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Check out the new Axe Cop video game coming out Thanksgiving 2020! Watch Kyle and Ethan react to their first time playing here!
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan don’t talk about the week’s top stories. They are joined by the rest of the studio Bee crew, Matthew McDavid, Dan Coats, and Patrick Green, to have a Thanksgiving feast and talk about gratitude, interesting facts about the history of Thanksgiving, and how Kyle sees himself as Tom Bombadil. In the subscriber portion, the dinner guests break into a meeting of the Chestertonians by reading The Philosophy of Gratitude by G.K. Chesterton.
Also mentioned on the podcast: This article is what producer Dan had in mind about the first socialist thanksgiving: The Great Thanksgiving Hoax.
In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kellen Erskine. Kellen Erskine is a professional stand-up comedian and a current writer on the upcoming Tuttle Twins Television series. Kellen is a repeat guest that provided one of the more hilarious interviews and somehow makes this one even better. Kellen talks about the reason he despises Tik Tok, his first time gambling, and how his wife made his Appendicitis worse.
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Topics Discussed
- Passive-aggressive Leaf Blowers
- Virtual Comedy shows
- Why Kellen had to pay for someone to break into his house
- The delicacy of Stand up Comedy
- Selfishness of Christmas songs
- Writing on the Tuttle Twins
- Performing at a Masonic Temple
- The torture of the Berenstain Bears Books
- Brave Ollie Possum
- Gambling in Atlantic City
- Kellen’s wife making his appendicitis worse
- Why Kellen despises TikTok
Subscriber Portion
- More on FreeMasons
- Dry Bar Comedy
- Howie Mandel Story
- Lunacy of Highschool Mascots
- 10 Questions
- Good fight story
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 11/20/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Disney cleaning up that shocking Mandalorian scene where Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized egg, Biden slapping some BLM stickers on attack drones, and Target making marketing decision based on single tweets. Get a behind the scenes look at The Babylon Bee’s sweet new animation studio taking flight and listen to Kyle and Ethan talk about weird real news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail.
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Introduction
Kyle went to Texas and experienced Buc-ee’s, guns, and freedom.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Economics in One Lesson by Henry Hazlitt.
Ethan likes the Roald Dahl Audio collection.
Weird News
Sri Lankan Lawmaker bites raw fish to bolster slumping sales
- After a coronavirus outbreak was traced back to the Central Fish maker in Colombo, the country’s commercial capital, the fishing industry took a hit.
- "I am making an appeal to the people of this country to eat this fish. Don't be afraid. The coronavirus will not infect you," the lawmaker said, before taking a bite out of a raw fish
Japanese Town Deploys Growling Robot ‘Wolves’ to protect residents from Bears
- With bear sightings at a five year high, and dozens attacks reported in Japan alone, city officials in the town of Takikawa on the island of Hokkaido
- Looking like a cross between Wolverine and the Terminator, each cyborg Canis lupus comes equipped with flashing red eyes, a blinking tail, and a repertoire of loud, threatening sounds—growls, roars, and heavy machinery noise—all triggered by motion detectors.
School asks parents to stop throwing late students over closed gate
- The Trillade school in Avignon put up signs outside its gate showing a cartoon of a parent sending a small child airborne to get over the fence. The text on the sign asks parents not to throw their children
Botched carving restoration on Spanish building ridiculed online
- A carved figure in the facade of a Spanish building is going viral on social media after an apparent botched restoration left the figure's face unrecognizable.
- The result of the restoration has drawn comparisons to the botched "Monkey Christ" fresco restoration in the town of Borja, as well as comparisons to the faces of a Tusken Raider from Star Wars and U.S. President Donald Trump.
Video shows unauthorized man with flamethrower atop NYC bus
- A rapper who said he was making a tribute to a legendary New York City hip-hop group was recorded shooting a flamethrower from the top of an occupied city bus in an unsanctioned stunt a transit agency spokesman called “absurd, dangerous and just plain stupid.
- Dupree, who also refers to himself as the Flame G.O.D, posted drone footage of the effort. In an earlier Instagram post, he invited people to the area for ice cream, T-shirts and champagne
Egg fight at Tesco after woman was shushed for two minute silence
- A woman was told to shush while other customers observed the silence in of fallen servicemen and women. However, she took umbrage at this.
- A witness heard someone shout “you’ve disrespected my mother”
7th Grade Language Art teach “living in the forest” and doesn’t have adequate internet to host.
Stories of the Week
Disney Edits Controversial Mandalorian Scene So Baby Yoda Just Eats An Unborn Baby
Summary: Disney has edited its controversial scene from The Mandalorian, where The Child eats an unfertilized alien egg, so that the creature affectionately known as "Baby Yoda" will simply eat an unborn human baby instead.
- Libs were mad that Baby Yoda ate an unfertilized alien egg.
- May we also add that the alien egg, along with Baby Yoda, and along with the entire plot and cast of Mandalorian, is FICTIONAL
- Buuuut abortion? Not so much.
- Gina Carano loves us
Progress: Biden Administration To Apply 'Black Lives Matter' Decals To All Attack Drones
Summary: Now this is progress: in a move to bring attention to issues of social justice in the United States, the Biden administration has announced that all attack drones used to bomb countries in the Middle East will have "Black Lives Matter" decals applied to them. Inspiring!
- We’re not sure why everyone is acting like the Biden administration will be love, tolerance and rainbows. The Obama administration dropped over 26,000 bombs in 2016 alone. That’s 72 bombs a day.
Target Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of Satan Complains
Summary: After the Church of Satan complained on Twitter that Target was selling Bibles, the retailer quickly apologized and pulled the Bible from its shelves. The Church of Satan complained that the book was "Satanophobic." Its tweet got 666 retweets, and Target jumped into action, immediately responding to the tweet that the book was pulled from shelves.
- We jest. But ACTUALLY: Target DID pull Abigail Shrier’s book after one person complained.
- UPDATE: Target backpedaled again because a different trans person complained about censorship
- We later found out 40,000 Gamers DID sign a petition to remove the Bible from Target after the retailer decided to ban Grand Theft Auto V from their stores. Target said “we don’t sell the Bible.”
Topic of the Week: Bee Animation
- Halloween
- ACB
- Satan song
Hate Mail
We got an email from someone who normally likes our stuff.
Subscriber Portion
Subscriber exclusive updates from The Babylon Bee
Mailbag
Gavin asks Kyle and Ethan about changes to old hymns.
Bonus Hate Mail!
Patrick or “laugh track” as he is affectionately called reads hate mail about his laugh.
Subscriber Headlines of the Week
Ethan’s “friend” has a really funny story.
This is the Babylon Bee Interview show.
In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Alisa Childers. Alisa Childers first gained fame by being in the Christian Pop band, ZOEgirl. Alisa has since moved on from music into becoming a Christian Apologist with her own podcast and her debut book, Another Gospel?, available wherever you find books. Alisa’s apologist story began when she discovered her Pastor was a self proclaimed “Hopeful Agnostic” thus leading her on a journey of discovering historic Christianity and the true meaning of rap core. Ethan and Kyle receive all the CCM back stories including that of the mysterious Carman.
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Topics Discussed
- Alisa’s logo design explanation
- What is Historic Christianity?
- Origin of ZOEgirl
- Alisa’s Crisis of Faith
- Hopeful Agnostic Pastor
- Journey towards becoming an Apologist
- Defining Progressive Christianity
- Ways Progressive Christianity is infiltrating the Evangelical Church
Subscriber Portion
- Cool Stories
- Newsboys food habits
- Ending up on Aerosmith's bus
- Altar call with Journey
- ZOEgirl name Origin
- Rapcore
- 10 Questions
- G.K. Chesterton
- Babylon Bee Altar Call
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 11/13/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like the pandemic being officially over now that Biden is President-elect, Biden’s secret list of cabinet picks getting leaked by The Babylon Bee, and the party against fascism, the Democrats, are creating a giant list of enemies because that always ends well. Also, The Bee’s big ‘covfefe’ table book The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee Volume 1 is finally hitting the streets and we have weird news and glorious hate mail!
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Introduction
Kyle and Ethan talk about why Kyle looked like a hobo last week, vacuum haircut devices as seen on Wayne’s World, the brand new The Sacred Texts Of The Babylon Bee Volume 1 available now and whether or not to accept the election results.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Dungeons & Dragons
- Basic Rules
- Starter Set
- Tomb of Annihilation
- Tomb of the Serpent Kings
Ethan likes Bear in the Back Seat by Kim Delozier and Carolyn Jourdan.
Weird News
“Bigot” has been given a new dictionary definition (NTB)
- Oxford English Dictionary’s definition of ‘bigot’ now reads: "A person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group."
- It no longer reads: “A person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.”
Woman arrested for pretending to be FBI agent and demanding free Chick-fil-A. She even talked into her shirt like she was calling backup. (NTB)
- Authorities said Ragsdale kept up the ruse even as she was being arrested Thursday, at one point pretending to talk into a radio supposedly hidden under her shirt and urging the FBI to send someone to her aid, according to The Polk County Standard Journal, citing police. She also claimed her credentials were electronic-only when officers asked to see identification.
- Can FBI agents demand chick-fil-a?
Russian scientists discover huge walrus haulout in Arctic circle
- What the heck is a haulout - is it pronounced “haloot!” which is another word for Walrus dance party
- There were 3,000 walruses found in Russia
- The animals are believed to be going further and further south as scientists believe their habitats are warming and melting due to climate change
- Is John Bolton among them? How is he doing?
"Hey, Siri … How old is the president?" Her answer might shock (and infuriate) you (NTB)
- For some period of time, Siri would tell you how old Kamala Harris is… not Donald Trump or even presumptive President-elect Joe Biden
- Kyle tried it and it worked
100 Year Old Disc Golf Player Breaks Guinness Record With Long Throw
- At age 90 set a World Record when he lobbed a disc at a distance of 189 feet
- At age 100 threw a disc 189 feet for the over 100 age bracket
- Shinn said he is proud of his world record, but he feels like he can beat it again
Indian man builds 9-foot-long marker pen for Guinness\\\\ record
- This one is just to piss Kyle off.
Parrot returns to British Owner speaking Spanish - four years after disappearing
- Nigel, a grey African Parrot, flew away from his home in California in 2010, but was returned to his British owner, Darren Chick, after he was discovered in Torrance, California.
- The bird’s British accent is gone, replace by fluent Spanish and someone called “Larry”
King of West African Tribe returns to gardening job in Canada
- Eric Manu became royalty when his 67 year old uncle, Dat, passed away last year
- He moved back to British Columbia, he has returned to landscaping and gardening in the town in a bid to raise cash for his 6,000 strong tribe
- Manu hopes to improve healthcare with all the money he raises
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Pandemic Officially Over
Summary: After almost a year of suffering under a devastating killer pandemic, America was relieved to learn that the pandemic is officially over after they saw huge crowds of people smashed together celebrating Biden’s apparent electoral win.
- You still can’t go to church or go to a funeral, but hey!
- People were celebrating in the streets in mass crowds when major news like the AP and others declared Joe Biden the President-elect on Saturday 11/7.
- Scientists predict if Trump manages to flip the results COVID will return with a vengeance
Story 2We at The Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret list of Biden’s cabinet picks. Here they are.
Story 3
The political party vocally opposed to fascism, the Democrats, have begun creating lists of undesirables
- AOC’s tweet
- The Trump Accountability Project
- “Remember what they did,” the group’s sparse website declares. “We should not allow the following groups of people to profit from their experience: Those who elected him. Those who staffed his government. Those who funded him.”
Topic of the Week
The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee
- Retrospective on the life of The Bee
- Pull our favorite articles from the book
- Read through some of the new infographics
Hate Mail
This guy really hates Jonah Goldberg.
Subscriber Portion
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Behind the Scenes Update
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Mailbag From 13yo Kaitlyn and Jana asks about our podcast diet.
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Bonus Hate Mail
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- Cancel your own subscription!
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Headline Forum - Subscriber Headlines of the Week
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Got Any Cool Stories? / Calvin Update
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Email your cool stories for subscriber exclusive reading to podcast@babylonbee.com
This is the Babylon Bee Interview show.
In this episode of the Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Austin Petersen. Austin Petersen ran for President in the 2016 election with the Libertarian Party and is the founder and chief editor for The Libertarian Republic Website. He is described as a secular dude bro that is Pro life and finds more in common with many Christian Conservatives than those in his own party. Kyle and Ethan test Austin on his Libertarian views, especially in terms of Trump policies, Ferret ownership, and how often he prays to the Libertarian father, Ron Paul.
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Topics Discussed
- Election Day
- How many times does Austin show reverence toward Ron Paul?
- Why Petersen voted for Trump
- Major difference between Dems and Republicans
- Conservatism is about losing slowly
- The Two kinds of libertarians
- Libertarian view on Ferret ownership
- Are Libertarians Eating babies?
- Secular argument toward Pro life
- Creation of incubation chambers
- Secular journey for Petersen
- Why Petersen prefers Christian Conservative to Atheists Communists
- Not speaking up is much worse
- Libertarian Government future is not good
- Senator Mike Lee
- Libertarians take on a social justice warrior perspective
Subscriber Portion
- Problem with Petersen’s Wiki page
- Living in a dumpster behind a quick drip
- Being a dude bro
- Most Garbage Libertarian website
- Why Petersen can’t fit in to any political party
- 10 questions
- Good Kick fight story
This is The Babylon Bee News Podcast for the week of 11/6/2020.
In this Election 2020 special, your hosts Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicolle do a recap of all of our Election 2020 coverage which turned out to be fake news you could trust after all. They fondly remember all the absurd moments of the primaries and general election and try to bring some sanity to your election week craziness. We make politics way too important as G.K. Chesterton teaches us in this most excellent Election Podcast Special. Also, will you be our RBG?
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Introduction
Kyle voted for the first time and is haggard and tired. Ethan wrote a song to bring us all together: Be my RBG.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Star Wars Squadrons.
Ethan likes Monster DC Sniper.
Weird news
Costco pulls coconut milk after report on forced monkey labor
- A PETA investigation accused Thai growers, who supply the coconuts for coconut milk such as the Chaokoh brand, of forcing monkeys to work as coconut pickers. Costco has stopped selling coconut milk derived from those producers, reports USA Today.
- Seems inefficient. Can’t you just put a big snipper on a stick and get them down?
- PETA says some of the monkeys are driven insane.
Off-duty Nevada officer dressed as 'Star Wars' Stormtrooper stops suspected drunken driver
- An off-duty state trooper wearing a "Star Wars" costume while returning home from a Halloween party prevented a suspected drunken driver from entering a Las Vegas freeway in the wrong direction.
Indian doctor duped into buying ‘Aladdin’s lamp’ for $93,000
- Police in India’s northern Uttar Pradesh state have arrested two men who allegedly duped a doctor into buying an “Aladdin’s lamp” for $93,000 that they promised would bring wealth and good fortune.
- Dr Laeek Khan approached police in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh after he realised the lamp did not have any magical powers, as described in the popular folk tale about Aladdin and his wish-granting genie that appears when it is rubbed.
California kayakers end up in mouth of humpback whale
- Two kayakers escaped uninjured when they briefly ended up in the mouth of a humpback whale that surfaced beneath them.
Seance live streamed from British manor breaks Guinness record
Babylon Bee Election Coverage:
2020 Election Roundup: The Insane Democratic Primary
Trump Vs Biden: The Babylon Bee's Top Articles From The 2020 Election
Topic of the Week
Kyle and Ethan read a portion of Chesterton’s What’s Right with the World
Hate Mail
We get chewed out by a retired Army guy for our coverage of Mitch McConnel’s recent encounter with a plastic six-pack ring.
Love Mail
We get some crude love mail that we can appreciate.
Subscriber Lounge
Kyle and Ethan talk about politics being made to be more important than it is, discontent, prigs, and oligarchs as they continue reading from G.K. Chesterton.
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of the Babylon bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jonah Goldberg. Jonah Goldberg is the Asness Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute and a Fellow at the National Review Institute. In 2019, he left a role as Senior Editor of National Review magazine after a 21-year stint with the publication to start a new venture. He has been a weekly columnist for the Los Angeles Times since 2005 and a nationally syndicated columnist since 2000. He hosts the popular podcast The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg.
His most recent book, Suicide of the West: How the Rebirth of Tribalism, Populism, Nationalism, and Identity Politics Is Destroying American Democracy, was also a New York Times bestseller in 2018.
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 10/30/2020.
In this Spooky episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the Babylon Bee being mentioned at the Senate hearings and the week’s top stories like another amazing Guinness World Record that Kyle gets so excited about, ACB ordering all Nation’s Women to Wear Handmaid’s Outfits, Democrats Proposing to stop Coyotes by distracting them with Decoy Roadrunners, and after Thanksgiving being banned, Californians turning to Turkey Barbecues in Honor of Black Lives Matter. Kyle and Ethan also share their favorite Horror Movies, TV Shows, and Books all in time for you to enjoy them before Halloween. Tune in for more weird news, cool stories, a trip to the mailbag and, of course, glorious hate mail.
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Introduction
Kyle and Ethan joke about Jack Dorsey dressing as a homeless man during his remote senate hearings and being referenced at the Senate hearings.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Geeks Under Grace
Ethan likes Flor De Selva cigars
Weird News
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World’s longest gum wrapper chain created by 70 year old retired teacher
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He began the feat back in 1965, which is when Gum chains were quite popular
- Gary’s record breaking chain came in at a mind boggling 106,810 ft.
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Gary says as someone with no special skills that he has to do a lot of hard work in order to succeed in getting a world record
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Woman allegedly posed as prosecutor, dropped charges against herself
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Lisa Landon used the state’s electronic system to drop the charges and submitted fake documents in three separate criminal cases last year.
- A forensic examiner who was supposed to perform a competency evaluation on her, noticed the charges were dropped.
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Landon also falsified a judge’s decision to waive a filing fee and faked an order in a child custody case involving her child and a family member
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Police ID pastor accused of urinating on female Delta passenger: ‘He peed on me!’
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According to the passenger named Alicia Beverly, told police she woke up on the plane around 2:45am to find a man urinating on her.
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After Beverly yelled ‘He peed on me,’ the Pastor said “I peed on her, I thought I was going to the bathroom”
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‘Big Pile’ of eels dumped in NYC park; impact not yet known
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After dumping the eels in the lake, the man walked away, explaining to bystanders that “I just want to save lives”
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New York has a long history of people releasing animals. In 1890, Shakespeare enthusiasts released a flock of 60 European starlings(birds) that destroyed crops and snarl jet engines
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California billionaire Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan’s Island’ theme song on loop at his neighbor
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Gross was frustrated that he was forced by the city to take down a series of lighting and netting that blocked the neighbors view.
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The neighbor told Gross to turn the music down and he responded “Peace on all fronts or we’ll just have nightly concerts big boy”
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Prescription drugs reported in children’s Halloween candy after California event
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At a trunk or treat where kids would get candy through their windows, Police reported that a mother called after she found a resealable plastic bag with four blue pills and a white tablet in her child’s bag of candy
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Recommended to parents to go through their children’s candy piece by piece before they eat any of it
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Headless horseman brings music, double-takes to Concord, MA
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Man rides bicycle with no hands playing guitar while in a headless horseman costume
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Bicyclist says he has started to play the trumpet instead of the guitar on some days
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He has fallen, he said, but no serious falls as the headless horseman though
Story 1
Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit
Summary:WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid's outfits for the rest of their lives.
"Execute papal order 66," she said, her eyes glowing red. "Implement the theocratic state."
- ACB was confirmed on a party line vote in the Senate 52-48 with only one Republican Susan Collins voting NO.
- 'No': Graham Shuts Down Democrats' Attempts to Delay ACB Vote
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- Graham says that after what they did to Kavanaugh he is a changed man and didn’t seem to have any tolerance for what they were trying to do.
- Democrat Harry Reid got rid of the rule requiring a supermajority to end debate over a nominee in 2013 so these narrow votes are able to get through.
Story 2
Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners
Summary: After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.
Trump brought up coyotes bringing immigrants over the border. Liberals freaked out on Twitter and it was hilarious.
https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1319524700721192967
USA Today Factcheck: Fact check: Trump did not mean actual 'coyotes' take children across the border
A "coyote," also known as "el coyote" is a term for people who smuggle others across borders in exchange for payment.
Story 3
After Thanksgiving Banned, Californians To Hold Turkey Barbecues In Honor Of Black Lives Matter On November 26
Summary: CALIFORNIA—Gavin Newsom has effectively banned Thanksgiving from California, requiring celebrating households to have only a few people, no bathroom usage, two-hour maximums, and individual plates.
Californians all announced they are complying with the plan and instead of celebrating Thanksgiving will be holding Black Lives Matter turkey barbecues scheduled, coincidentally, for November 26.
Topic of the Week
Scary Stuff We Like
Ethan:
Movies:
Exorcism of Emily Rose
Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness
Bad Taste, Dead Alive (Braindead)
The Babadook
Troll 2
Birdemic
the Thing (Kurt Russell)
Get Out
Shaun of the Dead
Gremlins
Spielberg’s War of the Worlds
The Monster Squad
Riki Oh
Dead Heat
Books:
Brave Ollie Possum!
Babylon Bee Writers recommend the Cat which has a kung fu fight between a cat and dog
Kyle:
Movies:
- New Blumhouse series - The Lie, Black Box, Nocturne, Evil Eye.
- It Follows
- The Witch
- Misery
- The Shining
- Cabin in the Woods
- Happy Death Day
- Alien
- Get Out
- The Invisible Man
- A Quiet Place
- 2017’s It
- Zombieland
- Color Out of Space
- 1922
- Doctor Sleep
- Black Sheep
Books:
- The Shining
- Pet Sematary
- Misery
- Salem’s Lot
- Frankenstein
- Something Wicked This Way Comes
- Carrie
- Lovecraft: At the Mountains of Madness, The Festival, The Rats in the Walls, The Shadow over Innsmouth, Colour out of Space
Hate Mail
Check out some of the best Hate Tweets that are doing their best at hurting Kyle and Ethan’s feelings.
Subscriber Lounge
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Behind the Scenes Update of the Studio being installed
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Updates on the Babylon Bee Book being sent out
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Kyle and Ethan read from the mailbag about their experiences with Christian Worship music
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Bonus hate mail from a reader that discourages Lebron wearing Lace to Basketball games
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Exclusive cool Ethan and Kyle stories
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Email your cool stories for subscriber exclusive reading to podcast@babylonbee.com
This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Doug Wilson. Doug is a pastor, author of over 90 books, most recently of Ride, Sally, Ride, and the host of Man Rampant. His church got in the news recently for a non-socially distanced, unmasked Psalm Sing in Moscow, Idaho that landed several members of their church in jail. They talk about what happened at the Psalm Sing, churches disengaging with the culture and politics, and why a Christian would write a book about sex robots.
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Topics Discussed:
- The Moscow Psalm Sing
- The Doug Wilson Cult and complex in Moscow
- The Fight, Laugh, Feast network
- Churches being politically active and engaging the culture or not
- Churches meeting or not because of COVID-19
- Partisan politics- is it a sin to vote for Joe Biden?
- Dead people voting
- Controversy surrounding Doug Wilson
- Slavery, William Wilberforce
- Revolution vs. Reformation as means of change, applying this to abortion
- Postmillennialism in the year 2020
- Mark of the Beast going on facemasks
- Writing books about sex robots like Ride, Sally, Ride
- Appropriateness of lewd, shocking things in Christian art
Subscriber Portion
- What the heck is Federal Vision?
- Doug Wilson’s respectful relationship and debate with atheist Christopher Hitchens
- The Ten Questions
- Doug tells an awesome fistfight story
- Kyle and Ethan de-convert Doug Wilson
- Kyle and Ethan Post-Show
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 10/23/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s top stories like President Trump tweeting out a Babylon Bee story, Jordan Peterson returning with the 12 Rules For Life on stone tablets, and how Facebook is murdering comedy. The Babylon Bee also has some updated and more realistic travel posters to America’s big cities. Tune in for more weird news, cool stories, a trip to the mailbag and, of course, glorious hate mail.
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Introduction
Kyle and Ethan joke about our recent spat with Mark Zuckerberg and dive into the weekly news.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the 2018 video game Celeste.
Ethan likes I survived...
Weird News
Space Station air leak repaired with help from floating tea leaves
- There was a slow air leak in a transfer chamber on the space station that suddenly got worse
- Astronauts broke open a tea bag to watch the leaves float toward where the leak was so they could use tape to seal it.
'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon
- A U.S. company is offering fans of breakfast meats the chance to enjoy the scent of sizzling pork anytime they want with a bacon-scented face mask.
- Hormel said the Black Label Breathable Bacon mask uses the "the latest in bacon-smell technology" to give the wearer the experience of smelling bacon anytime they don the protection accessory.
- Do they make a soy version?
Naked teen taken into custody after damaging business, covering himself in ranch dressing and crashing car.
- Sheriffs responded to a call at 3:30am and found a naked 17 year old man who was under the influence of a substance
- The man had covered himself in ranch dressing and damaged property inside the business
- He ran outside and drove off. Didn’t get far and crashed into a pillar.
- He must do penance by covering himself in CFA sauce
Tennessee teenager's homemade fusion reactor lands Guinness record
- the world's youngest person to achieve nuclear fusion after officials verified that he built his own nuclear fusion reactor at his family's home and successfully used it in his final hours of being 12 years old.
- Tony Stark?
Blindfolded man smashes 50 coconuts around another man's body
- An Indian martial artist showed off his strength and precision when he donned a blindfold and smashed 50 coconuts that were arranged around the body of another man.
- They were given a Guinness World Record
- The men, Rakesh B and Prabhakar Reddy P, were awarded the Guinness record for most coconuts smashed around a person blindfolded in 1 minute.
- Kyle would like to protest these absolutely ridiculous records
- What’s next? Most toothpicks covered in Crisco fit into a microwave?
Story 1
Check Out These Eight Beautiful Travel Posters For America's Democrat-Controlled Cities
Summary: U.S.—With people leaving Democrat cities in droves, mayors and city councils are hoping to fill them back up again -- with tourists!
Maybe it's time to give these cities a second chance. Check out these beautiful tourism posters from Democrat-controlled cities around the country!
- Read the posters and the punchline, keep it tight, video version will display the posters
Story 2
Trump Shares Babylon Bee Article, Thousands Accept Jesus Into Their Hearts
Summary: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Thousands around the world are forsaking their sins and receiving Christ this week after Trump shared an article from The Babylon Bee.
The Babylon Bee is widely known as the most Christian website ever created. In fact, it is so insanely Christian that a single share on social media has the power to instantly save hundreds of souls. According to sources, Trump was ignorant of this fact before sharing the article.
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USA TODAY: Trump tweets satirical news story: What is Babylon Bee and is it 'fake news'?
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The knowingly fake story came from Babylon Bee, a satire site with a conservative bent, and claimed, in jest, that Twitter was shutting down its platform to prevent the spread of negative news about Democratic nominee Joe Biden.
- "Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this," Trump tweeted.
- Also mentioned: Video of Trump being normal guy at church in Las Vegas.
Story 3
Jordan Peterson Returns To Find Americans Worshiping Golden Statue Of Karl Marx, Breaks 12 Rules For Life In Anger
Summary: After a year-long excursion into the belly of the beast, Dr. Jordan Peterson emerged this week and was dismayed to find millions of Americans worshipping at the altar of a golden Karl Marx statue. Overtaken with righteous anger, he smashed his stone tablets containing 12 Rules for Life into tiny pieces.
- Jordan Peterson seems to be back posting to his YouTube channel a video entitled Return Home.
- He had been out of the public eye for a very long time with a severe reaction he had to a anti-anxiety medication he had been taking as prescribed but became chemically dependent upon when he tried to cease taking it
- He ended his video by saying, “"With God's grace and mercy, I'll be able to start generating original material once again and pick up where I left off."
- We are interviewing Mikhaila soon so stay tuned for that!
Topic of the Week: Facebookgate and the challenges of writing comedy for the internet
- Facebook took down this facebook post Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch
- 'It's literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie!" the Bee's CEO exclaimed.
- Facebook completely deactivated any monetizing tools for us on their site.
- Kyle’s tweet thread about this.
- What makes writing comedy for the internet difficult? How the articles are seen, shared, received, etc.
- It’s like a comedy show where you can’t talk to the audience directly. Instead, you must tell your jokes to Mark Zuckerberg. Then, he edits your joke and walks out to your audience and tells them the ones he finds appropriate. You’re never sure if a “bomb” is your fault or Mark’s.
- Check out Kyle’s op-ed in Thursday’s edition of the WSJ
- Kyle mentioned this Vulture article on how Facebook is killing comedy
- Funny or Die was thriving, then Facebook came along. They fired a bunch of their writers ‘cause it was impossible to write for Facebook’s algorithm. Every post throttled, etc.
Hate Mail
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Diana Glyer, author of Bandersnatch: C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, and the Creative Collaboration of the Inklings.. She has spent 40 years combing through archives, studying old manuscripts, and is considered a leading expert on C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien. Her scholarship, her teaching, and her work as an artist all circle back to one common theme: creativity thrives in community. Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Glyer about Tolkien, Lewis, and the creativity that can happen in a community like The Inklings.
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Topics Discussed
- Who were The Inklings?
- How does Creativity thrive in community?
- Tom Bombadil and the quiet “homely home” portions of LOTR
- Peter Jackson’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy
- “There are no dentists in Mordor”
- Tolkien caused C.S. Lewis to throw Narnia in the trash at one point
- Differences between C.S. Lewis and Tolkien
- The Chronicles Of Narnia
- C.S. Lewis’ journey to faith and Tolkien’s consistent prayer for his friend
- G.K. Chesterton’s The Everlasting Man influencing Lewis
- What was going on in the third book of Lewis’ Space Trilogy?
- Humans being sub-creators, Mythopoeia
- How much pipe weed did the Inklings go through?
- What is a Bandersnatch?
- Artists need brutally honest criticism to be better
- Diana likes our Decaf Condemned As Heresy mugs and Mt. Writemore mugs in our store
Subscriber Portion
- Which of these modern writers make it into The Inklings or have been promptly kicked out?
- The Chronicles of Narnia movies
- How well did Christopher Tolkien manage to expand his father’s work?
- Amazon’s Lord of the Rings series gets the Game of Thrones treatment
- The Hobbit movies
- Drama and conflicts in The Inklings
- Dyson is the Yoko of the group
- The Ten Questions
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 10/16/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like ACB using a crucifix to defend herself from the Senate, Los Angeles allowing a large religious gathering after the Lakers win, and Biden telling voters they don’t deserve to know if he will enact a glorious communist utopia if elected. Kyle and Ethan also talk about the angry comments on the New York Times piece on The Babylon Bee and how dictionaries now are engaging in gaslighting the populace.
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Introduction
Welcome to The Babylon Bee where we talk about the news and have an animation playlist on YouTube...
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Stephen King’s On Writing.
Ethan likes Gran Torino.
Weird News
Herd of charging cows in England kill second man in month
- Police are looking for witnesses to help with the investigation in who’s causing the charging cows
Thai hotel seeks deal with guest facing jail over bad reviews
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Thailand’s criminal defamation and computer crimes acts, he could be fined up to 100,000 baht ($3,200) as well as facing jail time.
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Reviewer said he was mad about a 500 baht ($16) corkage fee
Reporter confronts aggressive raccoon outside White House
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The incident was not the first confrontation between the media and racoons at the White House.
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Reporter quoted “Frickin’ raccoons, man. God, again! This is the second time! Jesus...It always comes around right around when I’m about to go on TV...get!
Ex-jail employees charged for playing ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat
- Jail employees forced inmates to stand handcuffed for hours and listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
Summary: Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures. After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.
- ACB took questions beginning Monday from the Senate about her judicial philosophy of originalism and how she would decide on cases related to the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and Roe V Wade.
- "I've made no commitment to anyone, not in this Senate, not over in the White House, about how I would decide any case,” said Judge Amy Coney Barrett “I’m not willing to make a deal, not with this committee, not with the President.”
- Sen. Mazie Hirono asks ACB "since you became a legal adult, have you ever made unwanted requests for sexual favors or committed any verbal or physical harassment or assault of a sexual nature?"
- @Erikrosalesnews tweeted: What is so amazing, Judge Amy Coney Barrett is testifying with only a small note pad and a pencil. She is a former law professor who is often correcting Senators on the details of the cases headed to the Supreme Court. She is schooling lawmakers.
- When she was confirmed as a Federal judge 3 years ago, Sen. Diane Feinstein said, “The dogma lives loudly with you.”
- The new Dem talking point is to scream loudly about Court Packing which nominating ACB is not. Here’s Dan Rather to illustrate.
Story 2
L.A. Mayor Allows Large Religious Gathering Outside Staples Center
Summary: Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, having opposed large religious gatherings in his city for the past 7 months, has suddenly reversed course, allowing a large worship service to take place in the streets of the city last night. Despite the ban on religious gatherings, the worshipers came together to honor their god, LeBron James, in a spontaneous outpouring of love and praise. Worshipers in this religion, rather than singing songs or saying prayers, topple cars and throw things at the police.
- Mayor Garcetti and Governor Gavin Newsom have famously been harassing churches that try to meet in defiance of the social distancing rules like Grace Community Church and John MacArthur
- They seemingly have no problem with BLM/ANTIFA marches and now everyone massing in the streets to celebrate the Lakers winning the NBA championship
- Did anyone watch it? There’s no salvaging these awful NBA Finals ratings
Story 3
Biden: 'I Won't Reveal Whether I Plan On Abolishing The Constitution And Establishing A Glorious Communist Utopia Until After I'm Elected'
Summary: Joe Biden was asked yet again today if he plans to abolish the Constitution, overthrow Congress, dismiss the Supreme Court, and set up a Communist regime to take their place. Once again, Biden refused to answer the question, saying voters will find out whether he plans to seize the means of production and institute a one-party rule, U.S.S.R.-style.
"Look, if I tell you whether or not I plan to institute a new Communist order, establishing a glorious worker-led revolution that will lead us out of this capitalistic nightmare and into a paradisical utopia, that would become the headline," Biden said. "That would be playing Trump's game. So I'm not going to say whether I support this great idea."
- Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have been dodging the question of whether they would consider packing the Supreme Court
- Biden says voters don’t deserve to know his position on court-packing.
Topic of the Week: Even the dictionaries are beginning to gaslight people. The dictionary changed a word because of a moment at the ACB SCOTUS hearing to make something she said “offensive.”
- Kyle’s Orwell tweet about the definition being changed in a day to make ‘sexual preference’ defined as ‘offensive
Hate Mail
Sit back for these awesome comments to the recent NYT mostly peaceful piece on The Babylon Bee. Their readers were not happy.
Subscriber Portion
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan welcome back Christian apologist Greg Koukl of Stand To Reason. He is the author of Tactics and The Story of Reality. They analyze celebrity quotes about God and religion, discuss the horrors of the 20th century world wars, and reveal how Greg would convert Lady Gaga in 30 seconds using his tactics. They also get into the concept of “wokeness” and how awful a lot of modern worship songs really are.
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Topics Discussed
- The Greg Koukl Vs. Deepak Chopra faceoff
- Celebrity quotes about God (Woody Allen, Penn Jillette, Ricky Gervais, H.P. Lovecraft, Lady Gaga)
- Running the Gauntlet
- Douglas Axe’s book Undeniable
- The Strawman Fallacy
- Religion causing more war than atheism?
- Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and Hitler
- Indoctrination and reading non-Christian books
- Illiberal bullying and bludgeoning
- Christian schools excluding non-Christians
- ‘Practical suicide’ (Being what you condemn)
- “LGBTQ Christians”
- Converting Lady Gaga in 30 seconds using Tactics
- Critical Race Theory infiltrating the church
- Intersectionality and social justice
- Greg’s book Tactics
- Greg’s book The Story of Reality
Subscriber Portion
- Stephen Colbert and atheists/agnostics
- Jordan Peterson’s tactics on this interview
- On not being good enough or virtuous enough to become a Christian?
- What the Bible says about “wokeness”
- Subscriber-submitted questions
- Is God’s love reckless? And other thoughts on modern worship songs
- Miscellaneous heresies
- The Ten Questions
This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 10/9/2020.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Democrats hoping Trump “gets dead soon” after coming down with coronavirus, USA Today keeping the internet safe from satire, and Bee kids sending The Babylon Bee their best headline pitches. Kyle and Ethan also talk about murderous witches, Satanic billboards, and fat bears and get a chance to speak with filmmaker Matt Chastain about his new movie Small Group.
Introduction
Kyle hatches a scheme to fly across the country to be with his family and Kyle and Ethan discuss how kids age a parent.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes his son’s YouTube channel Punk Rock Kid
Ethan likes Brian Regan
Weird News
- Teen secures record for world's longest female legs
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- She is from Texas, 17 years old, 6’10” and has the longest legs record but not tallest woman (who happens to be 7’3” from Russia)
- Taller than Doug TenNapel
- Palm tree takes trimmer for wild ride high over the ground
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- A tree trimmer in California went for a wild ride on a tall palm tree when cutting the fronds free caused the tree trunk to whip upright from a bent-over position.
- Man puts 125 scoops on an ice cream cone for world record
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- The 125 scoops were balanced on a single waffle cone
- US jails man who bought Lamborghini with government loan
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- He took out a 1.6 million dollar loan from the government for coronavirus lockdown aid and got noticed when he spent 200 grand on the car.
- Accused Killer Convinced Her Tinder Date to Join Murderous Coven of Witches
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- The couple accused of fatally strangling 24-year-old Sydney Loofe after wooing her on a dating app allegedly convinced at least one other Tinder date that they controlled a coven of witches who gained their powers by killing people.
- “To get your power, you have to breathe in their last breath,” a witness, referred to on the stand as A.H., testified
- Satanic Temple Sues Billboard Company for Declining Abortion ‘Religious Ritual’ Advertisements
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- They’re trying to argue their religious freedom demands their right to an abortion and are suing the billboard company for religious discrimination for not putting up their billboard
- Fat Bear Week 2020 crowns chunkster "Earl of Avoirdupois" as fattest bear
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- Each week people had to vote between two bears on who they think is the fattest in a bracket
- The winner was 1400 pounds roughly
Kindergarten teacher gets fired for tattooing his eyeballs black
- Kindergarten teacher has spent 450 hours under the tattoo gun and still teaches ages 6 and up. Check out the picture!
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Trump’s Hospital Room Flooded With 'Get Dead Soon' Cards From Democrats
Summary: It’s been a trying time for the country and President Donald Trump as he has been stuck at Walter Reed Medical Center trying to get better. Keeping Trump company is a flood of cards from Democrats wishing him to “Get dead soon.”
“I hope you die!”, “You deserve this!”, and “I want you to die and go to hell -- Russian hell!” read some of the cards sent by poor-wishers, cards that now decorate the president's room. Such cards have become so popular that Hallmark has added a “For Sick Presidents You Don’t Like” section, including some humorous ones where a cartoon cat dances on Trump’s grave.
- Trump got COVID, so did a bunch of people at the White House.
- Media seemed pretty pumped that the President could die on Friday when it was announced that he has contracted the virus
- Trump walked himself to the helicopter on the White House lawn to go to the hospital “out of an abundance of caution”
- He posted several photos and videos over the weekend showing him working and thanking his supporters. Internet conspiracies went nuts about reflections on the table in the photos, the timestamps in the exif data, Trump seemingly signing a blank piece of paper i.e. “He staged these photos! He’s not working or he doesn’t have COVID!”
- The Media and bluecheck types seemed to either think Trump was faking COVID or was covering up how bad his situation was.
- Trump rode around in an SUV to thank gathered supporters and wave
- Trump was released from the hospital Monday.
Story 2
Governor Whitmer Refuses To Throw Ring Of Power Back Into Fires Of Mount Doom
Summary: In legal news, a Michigan Supreme Court has ordered Governor Gretchen Whitmer to throw the Ring of Power, which she has wielded to enact tyrannical coronavirus restrictions upon her citizens, back into the fires of Mount Doom.
"Nooo! Not my precious!" Whitmer screamed as the state Supreme Court handed down the order to destroy the Ring. "Nasty, nasty Constitution! We don't likes it! Nasty, fat Founding Fathers!" She turned and left.
- The court ruled 4-3 that Whitmer's decision to declare a state of emergency without approval from state legislators was unconstitutional
- She could declare a state of emergency but must get approval for extension "after 28 days” according to the law
- The plaintiffs in the case were health care providers who could not perform “nonessential” medical procedures due to the extension
- Also Mentioned: Go to our Youtube Channel and check out a music video that seemed like it came out forever ago.
Story 3
USA Today Publishes Fact-Check On Whether A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Minister Really Walked Into A Bar Together
Summary: After hearing someone tell a questionable story about how a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into a bar together, USA Today published a 1,200-word fact check on the tall tale. Citing over 15 sources to cast doubt on the story, USA Today handily dismantled the fib.
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The Babylon Bee ran this story: Genius Trump Nominates Joe Biden To Supreme Court Forcing Dems To Accuse Him Of Sexual Assault
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USA TODAY actually fact checked this article with their story: Fact check: False claim suggesting Trump nominated Biden to the Supreme Court started out as satire
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They also fact checked Ninth Circuit Court Overturns Death Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
- How many sources did they use to show this was factually inaccurate, morally true?
Topic of the Week:
Christians making movies with Small Group Director Matt Chastain.
Also we asked subscribers to Send Us The Best Headline Pitches From Your Kids.
Hate Mail
We got a comment about the quiet man in plaid and the liberal in the Legend of Zelda t-shirt.
Subscriber Portion
MAILBAG
Sarah sends us a message asking about whether or not every Christian ought to have a “road to Damascus” conversion moment or a sense that “God told me” to know which way to go in life.
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In this episode, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kevin Sorbo. An outspoken actor, producer, and director, Kevin is perhaps best known for playing Hercules and, in Christian circles, for playing the angry atheist professor in God’s Not Dead. Kevin and his wife Sam have a new book together called True Faith: Embracing Adversity to Live in God's Light. Kyle and Ethan talk to Kevin about how he found true strength after suffering a stroke, married the Golden Hind, and now works to make movies that aren’t just for Christian audiences, but for everyone.
Topics Discussed
- Golfing with Donald Trump and Jesse Ventura
- Hercules being the top show on television
- Having a stroke and going from Hercules to mere mortal
- Kull The Conqueror
- Don’t go to Dr. Die or Dr. Slaughter
- Writing True Strength and becoming a speaker
- Kissing stunt doubles
- Conservative, Christian heterosexual and looking for work in Hollywood
- Protect the sea turtle eggs, abort the fetuses?
- Kevin is working on a new show The World According To Billy Potwin
- Making movies that aren’t just for one audience
- Sorbo’s other recent work: Let There Be Light, What If…, God’s Not Dead, Miracle In East Texas
- Mask politics
- ANTIFA
- Marrying the Golden Hind
- Disappointed!
- Hercules crew working on LOTR
- Bad TV props
- True Faith
Subscriber Portion
- Kevin Sorbo gives more juicy Hollywood stories
- What not to call your wife when she’s pregnant
- Before The Wrath
- Kyle and Ethan pitch Kevin Sorbo on some Christian movies that must be made
- Walking Tall: Lone Justice and Walking Tall: The Payback
- Hollywood regrets and frustrations
- The Ten Questions
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This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 10/2/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like it being revealed by the corporate press that Amy Coney Barrett is part of some weird religious cult that drinks blood, the nation’s libertarians cheering Trump’s smart avoidance of Federal theft, and a state without electricity now demanding everyone buy an electric car. Kyle and Ethan also react to the dumpster fire that is our nation’s presidential debate. Buckle your Chesterbelts, it’s another Babylon Bee News Show.
Introduction
Ethan wants face foam and Kyle visited Texas for The Texan’s Night With The Babylon Bee.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Stryper - Even the Devil Believes.
Ethan likes BREAKDOWN with Kurt Russell.
Weird News
- Coronavirus: Half a million sharks may be killed for virus vaccine
- Romanian mayor wins landslide re-election two weeks after death
- Bear with three legs steals Diet Coke from Florida garage
- Turkey crashes through window into Virginia home
- Couple win $100,100 in two-day lottery winning streak
- Man died from eating excessive amounts of black licorice
- Bengal govt releases obit for its ‘alive and healthy’ minister
Stories of the Week
Story 1
CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy
Summary: In a disturbing new report, CNN has revealed the bizarre practices of the strange cult Amy Coney Berrett belongs to. Known to some as "Christendom," it features many ancient rituals that were recorded by undercover CNN journalists at a strange stone building on Sunday where the ceremonies were held. Secret cameras showed Amy Coney Barrett kneeling before a priest-type figure as he recited some kind of incantation in a dead tongue. The priest then held up a round wafer and a goblet of red liquid which he announced to be the true body and blood of a Jewish rabbi who died 2000 years ago.They then brought a newborn baby to a basin of water and attempted to drown it.
- Both Are In The Same Church, But Media Love Joe Biden’s Faith And Hate Amy Coney Barrett’s
- She has 7 children, 2 adopted Haitan children. Some people call that potentially problematic like Director Of Antiracist Research @ Boston University Ibram X. Kendi (TIME lists him in the top 100 most influential ppl…) saying White colonizers ‘adopted’ blacks and ‘civilized’ them to use as props..
- She belongs to a charismatic Catholic church called “People of Praise”
- Newsweek published and then “corrected” a headline stating that her church inspired The Handmaid's Tale
- What options do Dems have? They don’t have the votes and there might be backlash if they are seen as attacking successful bright mother of 7
Story 2
Libertarian Voters Flock To Trump After Learning He Avoided Paying Taxes
Summary: Trump is polling high among an unexpected group: libertarians, who were energized and drawn to Trump's cause after the New York Times revealed that he paid as little as $750 in federal taxes some years.
- The NYT published last Sunday twenty years of back tax returns after some anonymous bureaucrat leaked it showing “chronic losses and years of tax avoidance”
- Within 4 hours Biden had a video ad attack the info contained in the leak
- It is illegal for the IRS to leak the personal tax returns of any individual. The Times is guarding its sources closely.
- Trump bragged in 2016 at debates that he paid the least amount of taxes that he legally could. “That makes me smart,” he said in a debate with Hillary.
Story 3
State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity
Summary: California, a state with no electricity, has ordered everyone to drive cars that run on electricity. Well, how dya like that
- California to ban all new gas-powered cars by 2035 under order by Gov. Gavin Newsom
- This doesn’t require a bill to be passed into law??? Gavin just decided this? School House Rock was a lie!
Topic of the Week: Biden-Trump Debate Reaction
Kyle and Ethan laugh and then cry a little when reacting to the first debate between Trump and Biden.
Hate Mail
Tony wants to know why it is our mission to spread misinformation and lies in this pandemic apocalyptic time and we also get accused of being “proud boy lovers”.
Love Mail
The people demand more animation and weird Bible stories.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan talk muppets for some reason and answer an email from Holly about Kyle being such a rebel with his non-voting.
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In this episode, Kyle and Ethan speak with Seamus Coughlin, who is the man behind FreedomToons and also an animator, writer, director, editor, and uncanny Ben Shapiro impersonator. Today, Seamus produces entertaining animated content for a number of outlets, and a good deal of his work can be found on the FreedomToons YouTube channel and the Foundation for Economic Education series Common Sense Soapbox with Seamus Coughlin. They talk about arson being bad, punching the Pope, and being as libertarian as the Catholic church allows.
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Topics Discussed
- Introduction to FreedomToons: Ben Shapiro Thanksgiving
- Seamus does an excellent Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson impersonation
- Being as libertarian as the Roman Catholic church allows
- Roman Catholic teaching on mortal and venial sins (doing drugs, punching Pope)
- On not doing PopeToons and guarding ourselves from crossing the line
- The bizarre defense of arson
- How Seamus got into animation to begin with
- Being politically homeless
- Bernie Sanders giving the Establishment what they want
- Jordan Peterson tells us who would win between Donald Trump and a lobster
- Churchill wasn’t antifascist enough
- Ethan recommends Jonah Goldberg’s The Tyranny of Clichés
- The need for art in the right-of-center political sphere
- The creativity crunch that produced Right Wing Agitators
- Bill Watterson’s Calvin & Hobbes
- Explicitly Christian art vs. implicit themes and bad Christian art
Subscriber Portion
- On being a Russian bot
- YouTube’s relationship with conservative creators
- Weird google search results
- Russia and China
- Abortion so nobody lives in poverty
- The Rubin Report
- PragerU is not a real university
- South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy
- Snopes attacking The Babylon Bee and the pros and cons of internet fact checkers
- The Ten Questions
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This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 9/25/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like the NBA’s heartwarming tribute to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Donald Trump ordering all the nation’s schools to show the movie ‘Top Gun’ daily instead of 1619 Project materials, and how 95% of evangelicals don’t believe in God, the Bible, or Jesus. Kyle and Ethan also talk to demon and ghost investigator Billy Hallowell about demon possessions, infestations, and what happens when you use that Ouija board.
Billy Hallowell’s new book is available now: Playing with Fire: A Modern Investigation into Demons, Exorcism, and Ghosts.
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Introduction
Kyle got kicked off Twitter for being a bot apparently and the guys and report live from Moscow.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the Dune audiobook
Ethan likes Scythian (the band).
Weird News
- Trump or Biden? Peruvian shamans try to predict U.S. election winner
- Belgian city finds its former mayor's heart in a fountain
- D.C. police wanted to use a HEAT RAY on protesters! (NTB)
- German soccer team loses 37-0 after social distancing on the field (NTB)
- Watch: Man spotted wearing live snake as a mask on city bus
Stories of the Week
Story 1: NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Summary: NBA players are honoring the life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg this week by wearing pretty lace collars just like Notorious RBG used to wear
- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died September 18, 2020, at the age of 87, from complications of metastatic pancreatic cancer
- She became known as a leftist icon and dubbed The Notorious RBG by a law student (like the rapper The Notorious B.I.G.)
- Bill Clinton nominated her to SCOTUS 1993 (Bill was elected with 43% of popular vote in 1992)
- She became known as a liberal wing of the court and argued for gender equality and women’s “rights”
- Her death is right up on the election, leftist celebrities and media types like Reza Azlan are doubling down on threatening to burn everything down to the ground if the Republicans “ram” through a judge
- Romney said he would not block the vote and would vote based on the merits of the nominee, and that Trump as President can constitutionally nominate and the Senate can give advice and consent. This comes amid calls of hypocrisy since in 2016 the Republican led Senate blocked a vote on Merrick Garland nominated by Barack Obama.
- Trump has promised to nominate a woman. Because that’s important for some reason.
- Lefty types on Twitter seem to think this article was real. Really.
Story 2
Trump Orders Schools To Replace Anti-American Curriculum With Daily Viewings Of 'Top Gun'
Summary: In what many are calling the most popular Executive Order of all time, President Trump has ordered public schools to stop teaching anti-American history classes, replacing them all with daily viewings of Top Gun.
- Trump issued an executive order to stop federal agencies from using Critical Race Theory in their training materials and two weeks later says he will issue an Executive Order to fight critical race theory and 1619 project style curriculum in local schools across the nation
- Trump Launches 'Patriotic Education’ Commission, Calls 1619 Project 'Ideological Poison’
- Trump’s executive order was met with fierce backlash from commentators, who recognized it as authoritarian; New York Times opinion columnist Farhad Manjoo tweeted, “Kim Jong Un wasn’t writing him love letters, it was an instructional manual.”
- Culturally, this is one of the more important things Trump has done
Story 3
Survey Finds 95% Of Evangelicals Don't Believe In God, Bible, Jesus
Summary: A new study has found that 95% of evangelicals don’t believe in God, the Bible, or Jesus.
- Ligonier released their annual ‘State Of Theology” polling data and it’s not looking good:
- What do Americans believe about God, salvation, ethics, and the Bible? Ligonier Ministries and LifeWay Research partnered to find out.
- 51% of US adults and 32% of evangelicals say “Jesus was a good teacher, but was not God”
- 63% US Adults/46% of evangelicals believe God accepts the worship of all religions
- 55%U.S. Adults/56% of evangelicals believe “Jesus is the first and greatest being created by God”
- 59% US adults/51% evangelicals agree with “The Holy Spirit is a force, but not a personal being.”
- 46% evangelicals agree with “Worshiping alone or with one’s family is a valid replacement for regularly attending church.
- 31% evangelicals agree with, “Churches must provide entertaining worship services if they want to be effective.”
- 24% evangelicals agree with, “Gender identity is a matter of choice.”
- 18% evangelicals agree with, “The Bible’s condemnation of homosexual behavior doesn’t apply today.”
Topic of the Week: Billy Hallowell’s Playing with Fire: A Modern Investigation into Demons, Exorcism, and Ghosts
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The world — and the church — sometimes tends to avoid or ignore the topic of demons and spiritual warfare
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The issue of source credibility
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Documented cases
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Things Hollywoods gets wrong
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Christians- how to respond to demons
Hate Mail
We get a text message that we don't disagree with.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan continue their talk with Billy Hallowell on specific crazy cases of demon and ghost stories and give him The Ten Questions.
This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan welcome back again The Bee’s favorite anarchist troll: Michael Malice, the author of Dear Reader and The New Right and host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade. They discuss the new Netflix movie that sexualizes children, which conspiracy theories are aging better than others, and how the depravity and malfeasance of the corporate press is without cessation. You can get more Michael Malice on YouTube, Twitter and Locals.
You can catch Michael’s previous appearances on The Babylon Bee Podcast here and here.
Topics Discussed
- The sexualization of children, ‘Cuties’, and the “enemy class (Mainstream figures defending Cuties)
- Power elites caught up in the Epstein scandal
- Conspiracy theories like QAnon, PizzaGate, RussiaGate and all the other Gates
- Public schools/homeschooling
- People who collect jars of urine
- Going back to cassette tapes over CDs
- The case of Breonna Taylor and the ethics of No Knock style raids
- Meth in energy drinks and drug cartel leaders not names “El Guapo”
- Ethan solves the prison overcrowding problem
- The Crossfit CEO situation
- We all need the space suits from Aliens with light up helmets going forward
- Government overreach to do anything to solve a problem and not worry about the unintended consequences
- Internet search engines and mainstream press making it impossible to find alternative views
- American propaganda using celebrities like the cringe New York PSA
- Jim Gaffigan’s twitter rant about Trump
- Donating to Biden’s campaign for the comedy
- Conservatives, libertarians, conservatarians, and the essence of the boomercon
Subscriber Portion
- George W Bush was not a Jr.
- Anarchist cliches
- Underground libertarian parties
- Why did Christ have to die?
- “Losers and suckers” of World War I?
- Edibles
- Going to war against Japan in World War II
- Appealing to standards of objective morality
- The NEW Ten Questions and they’re a bit more intense
- Also mentioned: Our Birthday Present To Michael Malice.
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This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 9/18/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like how Netflix is putting out films to show how bad something is by having actors do that thing, Democrats are threatening chaos and death if they don’t get their way in November, and a woman is marrying a tree. Kyle and Ethan do a rundown of the most weird stories of the Bible and come up with great band names like Stabbing Eglon.
Introduction
Welcome to The Babylon Bee, the only podcast on the internet where two pasty white guys tell you what they think about politics.
Kyle has a church visit horror story.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle LOVES They Shall Not Grow Old - 2018 documentary by Peter Jackson featuring restored and colorized footage of World War I. No narrator, no framing, no commentary, just audio of actual World War I vets over the footage. Very few historical details, just the soldiers’ experiences. An incredibly moving film.
Ethan likes Norm MacDonald’s Based On a True Story Audiobook.
BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU IS BACK
Weird News
- Zoo's sloths appear to kiss on camera in first encounter
- Watch: Bear nudges Massachusetts man napping by backyard pool
- Man beats his own record after sitting in tub of ice for over two hours
- Man breaks into home and poops in dishwasher
- 'Tropical' bird turns out to be a seagull someone dyed electric blue
- Mum-of-two who married a tree celebrates their first wedding anniversary
- Virginia man gets permission to be buried in Juicy Fruit-themed casket
Stories of the Week
New Netflix Movie Actually Murders Puppies To Teach That Murdering Puppies Is Bad
Democrats Reveal They Have Planted Dynamite All Around Nation And Will Blow It Up If Biden Isn't Elected
Summary: Democrats are offering their most persuasive case yet for Biden's election claiming that ‘A Vote for Trump is a vote for more violence’. They said if Biden is not elected president they will detonate a series of explosives and millions will die.
- From Shadi Hamid at the Atlantic “A loss by Joe Biden under these circumstances is the worst case not because Trump will destroy America (he can’t), but because it is the outcome most likely to undermine faith in democracy, resulting in more of the social unrest and street battles that cities including Portland, Oregon, and Seattle have seen in recent months. For this reason, strictly law-and-order Republicans who have responded in dismay to scenes of rioting and looting have an interest in Biden winning—even if they could never bring themselves to vote for him.”
Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity
Summary: Schindler’s List is considered to be one of the greatest films about the holocaust and man’s ability to do good in the midst of evil-- well until now. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently ruled that films without representation from LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups would not be eligible to win Oscars. Sorry Schindler’s List!
- According to The Academy’s new Best Picture rules—which go into full effect in 2024—films must meet at least two of four new standards that stipulate roles both onscreen and behind the scenes be filled by people from underrepresented groups, including race, women, LGBTQ and people with cognitive or physical disabilities, including the deaf and hard of hearing.
- Who says they decide what the best picture is? “You can’t be the best unless you follow our rules” sounds like playground talk.
- Among the critics was actress Kirstie Alley, who didn’t mince words: “The new RULES to qualify for ‘best picture’ are dictatorial…anti-artist…Hollywood you’re swinging so far left you’re bumping into your own a**.”
- It’s almost as if the racists are suggesting the criteria for best picture should be that it was a picture and it was the best one.
- Movies are one of the great ways to see into another culture and understand them better. Cultures should get their own films.
Topic of the Week: Weird Bible Stories
There are a ton of beautiful, inspiring stories in the Bible. We all know about those ones. But there’s also a lot of weird stuff. Some nasty stuff too.
- The Bible shows us a true picture of reality, including the sad and horrific stuff, as well as the bizarre stuff no one can explain.
- Why do you think we shy away from telling these stories?
- Why do you think they’re in the Bible?
- Jael and the Tent stake (Judges 4:9-22)
- Elisha and the she-bears (2 Kings 2:23-24)
- Balam’s talking donkey (Numbers 22:21-39)
- Stabbing Eglon (Judges 3:12-30)
- Ezekiel baking bread over poo (Ezekiel 4:9)
- God tells prophet Hosea to marry the prostitute Gomer (Hosea 1)
- Nebuchadnezzar cursed to eat grass for 7 years (Daniel 4)
- Elijah mocking the prophets of Ba’al- “Maybe your god is on the toilet!” (1 Kings 18)
- Guy who fell asleep during a sermon and fell out the window (Acts 20:7-12)
- Actually did a Bee article about this
- Paul resurrected him!
- Jesus letting the demons go into the herd of pigs (Luke 8:26-39)
- Jesus curses the fig tree (Mark 11:12-25)
Hate Mail
We always get great hate mail.
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Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan dive into the mailbag to answer questions from subscribers about tattoos and reading books.
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This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode, Kyle and Ethan talk to Sam Sorbo, who is a major advocate for home education in a time when many people are starting to look at it as an alternative in an age of virtual schooling, pandemic lockdowns, and kindergartners doing 2 hour zoom meetings. Her books include They’re Your Kids: An Inspirational Journey From Self- Doubter To Home School Advocate and Teach From Love: A School Year Devotional For Families. Her new book, with her husband Kevin, is True Faith: Embracing Adversity to Live in God's Light. She is also the host of The Sam Sorbo Podcast.
Topics Discussed
- Public schools not serving our kids
- Virtual schooling and pandemic lockdowns
- Parents ceding authority to the school
- Children lecturing parents
- The purpose of education
- Education as daycare
- School doesn’t take 7-½ hours a day
- What about college?
- Does college tuition make sense?
- Teachers concerned about parents getting in the way with their “racism” and backwards views
- Aren’t homeschoolers weird?
- Bullies teaching kids not to bully and in our culture nowadays bullying seems to be fine anyway
- Common core math and the 1619 Project
- “Homeschooling is not ‘school at home.’ It is the education of your child. They are two different beasts.”
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This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 9/11/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like California’s progressive green energy grid leading the nation in brownouts, anonymous sources totally confirming that Trump punched a baby, and a man blowing up his house in an attempt to swat a fly. Kyle and Ethan also dig into the video archives to find really weird videos from Christian music and educational programming to talk about how weird they are. For example, why is that loaf of bread talking to us?
Intro
Kyle and Ethan discuss September 11 and Frank J. Fleming’s Superego: Fathom Audible release.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the video game Fall Guys.
Ethan likes a Youtube Channel called Corridor Crew.
Weird News
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Beer made with whale testicle and sheep dung among exhibits at 'disgusting' booze museum
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The Swedish museum says people can be "very desperate to get drunk" and in such a situation become "quite inventive"
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Other gross brews: wine fermented in a prison toilet, a spit-fermented cornmeal beer from Peru, a Ugandan gin made from fermented bananas, and an ancient Korean beverage fermented from children's faeces and rice, which was thought to be medicinal in the past. There is also a strong Scottish brew served from the mouth of a taxidermied squirrel.
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Anheuser-Busch's non-alcoholic 'Dog Brew' quickly sells out
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Why not feed the dogs the whale testicle beer
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Doctors pull 4ft snake from woman’s throat after it slithered in as she slept
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Doctors remove 15lb ball of hair from teenager’s stomach
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Residents rescue donkey with plastic chair stuck around its head
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Goat hops into deputy's car, chews on civil papers, head butts officer
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Man, 80, blows up his kitchen while trying to swat a fly
Stories of the Week
Governor Newsom Claims Rolling Blackouts Are To Show Support For Black Lives Matter
Summary: California has been experiencing blackouts across the state. While many thought the blackouts were due to poor planning and unrealistic green energy requirements, Governor Gavin Newsom clarified that he ordered the blackouts as a powerful display supporting BLM.
- CA passed AB-32 in 2006 which basically says the state should be half green energy by 2025.
- CA currently is about 30% powered by wind and solar (mostly solar)
- During heatwaves there is no wind, and at night there is no sun, so at night, CA loses nearly 30% of its energy.
- SCIENCE!
'Humans Are Basically Good,' Says Man Who Has Never Met A 3-Year-Old
Summary: Local man Chad Bruner says he believes all humans are born good, that altruism is man’s natural state, and that it is society and parenting that corrupts them. Incidentally, Bruner had no younger siblings, no kids of his own, not even any nephews or nieces or even some neighbor kids. When asked ‘Have you ever even met a three year old once in your life?” he answered no.
Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby
Summary: According to an anonymous source in the White House, President Trump shocked aides and other staffers last year when he lost his temper and punched a baby in the face.
- The Atlantic published a piece saying that Trump called the dead soldiers in a war “losers.”
- When [John] McCain died, in August 2018, Trump told his senior staff, according to three sources with direct knowledge of this event, 'We're not going to support that loser's funeral,' and he became furious, according to witnesses, when he saw flags lowered to half-staff. 'What the f--- are we doing that for? Guy was a f---ing loser,' the president told aides."
- Trump and many from the White House staff have forcibly denied the allegations published in The Atlantic on Thursday, alleging, according to four unnamed sources, that the president referred to dead soldiers buried at the Aisne-Marne American cemetery near Paris as "suckers" and that the land was "filled with losers" during his visit to France in 2018.
- People present came out and said it didn’t happen, including our favorite walrus, John Bolton.
Topic of the Week
The Babylon Bee Writers React to Weird Christian Videos
Jesus is a Friend of Mine
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse
The Renewed Mind Is The Key
Carman - A Witch’s Invitation
Creepy bread loaf at minute 1:50
Hate Mail
Young earth creationists send in some hate over our recent interview and some guy wrote us to make sure we knew that Trump did not punch that baby.
Subscriber Portion
Calvin H. sent in audio and wants to know from Kyle what a libertarian America would look like and the guys tell more stories about crazy stuff that neighbors and family friends have done to them.
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This is The Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to A. L. Van Den Herik who is the author of a new book called The Shortest Leap: The Rational Underpinnings of Faith in Jesus. This is a great dialogue about the historical, rational, and scientific arguments for Christianity and how a person decides to become a Christian.They discuss whether a woman can write an apologetics book, break Ethan’s brain with Einstein’s law of relativity, and trigger Kyle with old earth arguments.
Topics Discussed
- C.S. Lewis and apologetics
- Women writers on the Christian book scene
- Allyson’s conversion from hardcore atheist & leftist to Christianity
- Tarantula wasps and rabbits eating their own poop
- Dinosaurs are cool
- God’s wisdom in how he has revealed Himself
- Time dilation & light speed travel or how the movie Interstellar maybe backs up the days of the Genesis creation account
- Were all of her professors at Stanford and Berkley like Kevin Sorbo’s character in God’s Not Dead?
- The Noah’s Ark story and did people ride dinosaurs?
- Do people decide to be a Christian through pure reason?
- “Christians” that don’t believe in God
- Pagan creation, flood and resurrection myths
- Parenting tips while working on big projects
- Working for Rush Limbaugh
- The Ten Questions
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This is The Babylon Bee News Show for the week of 9/4/2020.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like a mysterious man with a jetpack spooking airline pilots approaching LAX, people are being karate chopped in the throat at church now, and wild bears are becoming regular customers at a convenience store. Kyle and Ethan also talk about rejected Babylon Bee headlines that for one reason or another didn’t make the cut. Also, Kyle and Ethan got turned into a cartoon and President Trump retweeted The Babylon Bee.
Introduction
Bee Fan Zander sent us an awesome animation of Kyle’s origin story, where Kyle discovered he had super satirical powers, and we moved to a new office!
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle: HOPE Coffee
Ethan: The Monster Engine
Weird News
Not The Bee has hit the ground running and will definitely be our go-to place for harvesting weird real news from now on .
- A lady got throat-chopped by another lady in a Catholic church service and I have so many questions (NTB)
- This weird looking sheep just sold for half a million (NTB)
- 3-year-old gets tangled in kite, literally goes flying 100 feet into the air
- 2 airline pilots report seeing "a guy in a jetpack" flying next to them above LAX
- Bears make repeated visits to California convenience store
- Two large pythons crash through man's kitchen ceiling
Stories of the Week
Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer
Summary: A huge crowd turned out Sunday for the memorial service of a victim of extreme police violence, Hans Gruber. Gruber was thrown from the top floor of Nakatomi Plaza by New York police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. McClane was not even in his jurisdiction at the time of the crime.
Biden: 'If You Thought The Republican Convention Was Good, Just Wait 'Til We Have Our Convention!'
Summary: Joe Biden conceded today that the Republican Convention was "alright," "pretty inspiring, to be honest," and "a real gas." But also said the Democratic Convention is going to be "even better” in a conversation with a department store mannequin. It was unclear how Biden got into the department store, as it's been out of business since 2013. Aides located him after they put out a Silver Alert and coaxed him into a windowless van by writing "FREE HAIR" on the side. They were then able to transport him safely back to the basement for storage until the election.
- Trump retweeted us
14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History
Summary: CNN has been there from the beginning, always running toward the important stories and absolutely never covering them up. We went through CNN's archives and dug up these 14 headlines they published while covering some of the most significant events of human history. They are truly a bastion of truth and honesty in journalism.
Topic of the Week
Babylon Bee Headlines We Never Published
Hate Mail
We encounter another Susan out in the wild.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan lead subscribers on a tour our new office, talk about their plans for growth and where things have come, They also read some more of Ethan's and Kyle's very first headlines from the early days.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Andrew Klavan an author, screenwriter, essayist, and host of The Andrew Klavan Show at The Daily Wire. They discuss whether good storytelling requires sex & violence, movies that ruined entire movie genres, and going from secular Jew to Christian at age 49. Kyle and Ethan pitch their best movie remake ideas and they talk shop with a fellow satirist.
Topics Discussed
- Edgar Awards are ugly
- Writing scripts for Hollywood
- Going full skinhead and entering conservative media
- Ruining a perfectly good headline [SATIRE]
- A secular Jew becoming a Christian at age 49
- Kyle and Ethan pitch movie ideas to Klavan that are in dire need of a remake
- Movies that ruined movies
- On the necessity of putting sex, cursing & violence in stories
- Stephen King’s twitter feed
- Behind-the-scenes Ben Shapiro stories
- Church shopping during lockdown
- Andrew judges some our subscriber satirical headline pitches
- The Ten Questions
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like the news surrounding Jerry Falwell Jr., Netflix trying to normalize pedophilia before celebrities get outed by Ghislaine Maxwell, and how flatulence during lockdown may be leading to a rise in elder abuse. They also do a rundown of their top ten comedy movies of all time, read some hate mail, and talk about infant baptism and lame church websites.
Intro
We are in The Babylon Bee Autonomous Zone and Ethan has a milestone birthday today!
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Legend of Korra.
Ethan likes the Richard Jewell movie directed by Clint Eastwood.
Weird News
- Florida woman arrested after beating her father for his flatulence
- Colombian authorities on Tuesday arrested two Florida fugitives who are accused of selling toxic bleach as a fake coronavirus cure.
- Jerry Falwell Jr. officially resigns as Liberty University president, university confirms
- Woman, 21, posted for sale as joke wasn’t funny, say RCMP in B.C.
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Neighbour's note demands mum limits toddler's time outside as he annoys her dogs
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Netherlands fights 'wild peeing' with hemp-filled public urinals
- Bear wanders into California grocery store, steals bag of chips
- Stealthy thieves steal 330-pound safe from ninja museum
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Ghislaine Maxwell
Summary: With Epstein’s infamous assistant Ghislaine Maxwell awaiting trial and testimony in prison, many celebrities, politicians, and entertainment industry elites are rushing to make pedophilia generally acceptable before they’re outed as patrons of Epstein’s notorious island.
Story 2
California Ends Exploitation Of Workers For Good By Banning All Jobs
Summary: California has claimed victory over the horrible abuse and exploitation of workers at the hands of evil employers with a new bill, AB666, which will make it a crime to work for a living.
Story 3
Gen Xers Decide To Split Off From Rest Of Society And Form A Utopia That’s All Relaxed And Cool And, You Know, Whatever
Summary: After years being stuck between the lame boomers and the extra millennials, Generation X has finally decided to do the sensible thing and split off from the rest of society and make a utopia that will be all relaxed and chill and not get worked up over everything.
Topic of the Week
Kyle and Ethan talk about their Top 10 Comedy Movies Of All Time
Hate Mail
We encounter a Susan and somebody keeps commenting on the podcast telling us to quit podcasting and go back to being funny.
Subscriber Portion
Mailbag: Kyle, Ethan, and Producer Dan answer an audio question from subscriber Clarence Thomas Aquinas about infant baptism. He says he only listens to ⅔ of the episodes though. Kyle and Ethan also tackle a question about a church’s online presence.
Also Mentioned: The R.C. Sproul vs. John MacArthur debate on infant baptism.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. David Fisher, one of The Babylon Bee’s longest-tenured writers going back to the Adam Ford days when The Bee was still funny. David Fisher is a physician with Doctors Making Housecalls in Durham, NC and is board certified in family medicine, geriatrics, and palliative care. He is the author of How to Keep Mom (and Yourself) Out of a Nursing Home: Seven Keys to Keeping Your Independence. They talk about the politics and science of COVID, the myths and censorship surrounding a certain medicine that shall not be named, and how to exercise your fart holders.
Topics Discussed
- Is COVID a hoax?
- Do masks do anything?
- What is the deal with the drug that can’t be named (the H word)?
- Doc is recovering from COVID
- Any thoughts on that video of “medical doctors” that is going around? Banned by Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube
- Health impacts of the lockdown
- Visiting loved ones in the hospital
- How to keep your mom and yourself out of a nursing home
- Laughter is good medicine
Subscriber Portion
“Doc Savage” answers The Babylon Bee subscriber questions that were submitted to us and not screened at all.
Also mentioned:
Archaeologists Discover Prophet Daniel's Weight Loss Diary
Report: Baptists' Impressive Life Expectancy Linked To Casserole Consumption
Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female
Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: 'Sheep's Clothing'
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 8/21/2020.
Watch or listen to this episode on our podcast page, where subscribers can find full length episodes, or over on our YouTube channel. Subscribe using your favorite podcast platform here.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Twitter “accidentally” suspending the Babylon Bee for the web’s darkest 90 minutes, the humble Postal Service being the focus of all the nation’s fire and fury, and how students got arrested for the peaceful protest with sidewalk chalk outside a Planned Parenthood. Kristan Hawkins, President for Students For Life, talks to The Babylon Bee and silliness ensues.
Show Outline
Introduction
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes The Peanut Butter Falcon.
Ethan likes: The Last Narc on Amazon Prime.
Weird News
Mum's disbelief after returning home to find naughty puppy had eaten her savings
Beer company accidentally names itself after pubic hair
Factory malfunction causes chocolate rain in Switzerland
Cow surprises beach-goers by emerging from the sea
Newlyweds shamed for wedding cake that looks like 'burnt mutilated cow flesh'
Woman catches Amazon driver mid-squat pooing in her garden
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Twitter Apologizes After Intern Accidentally Sets Coffee On ‘Destroy All Conservatives’ Button
Summary: A large number of conservative and satirical Twitter accounts that criticize the left were shut down yesterday in what CEO Jack Dorsey says was, "a totally honest mistake." Dorsey claims an intern set their coffee on a button labeled, 'Destroy All Conservatives,' which is located in the commons area near the coffee machine and easy to miss if you're not paying attention.
- A growing trend of non-woke satirists getting suspended like Titania McGrath and others.
- The Babylon Bee twitter account was down for 90 minutes. Kyle and Dan had to verify their accounts to log back in.
- Twitter says they are sorry:
- Meanwhile, "Drag Queen Story Hour" posts tweet deemed pedophilic, locks account after pushback
- This only seems to be happening in one direction against non-leftists or the non-woke
Story 2
Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS
Summary: Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the United States Postal Service. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
Story 3
Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class
Summary: Parents are raising concerns after a teacher opened her Monday morning online class in full Antifa riot gear. According to witnesses, Willow Maven, a local first-grade teacher and prolific scarf knitter, began teaching her online class, not realizing she was still wearing a black ski mask and a leather jacket emblazoned with an Antifa logo.
- Prophecy fulfilled
- A thread where teachers talk about their concern over parents being able to listen in to what they actually teach kids
Topic of the Week
Kyle and Ethan talk to Kristan Hawkins who is the president for the nation’s largest youth pro-life organization: Students For Life.
Hate Mail
We get some hate from someone who seems to think we are mocking John MacArthur.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan continue their conversation with Kristen Hawkins and get into the stuff they couldn’t say in front of the paywall. Crazy stories, many more Flowerbeds, and the Ten Questions. Sorry, freeloaders!
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In this episode, Kyle and Ethan talk to Phil Johnson who is the executive director of Grace to You. He has been closely associated with John MacArthur since 1981 and edits most of Pastor MacArthur’s major books. Phil also founded several popular websites, including The Spurgeon Archive, The Hall of Church History, and the Pyromaniacs blog. He is an ordained elder and pastor at Grace Community Church, which is in the news recently for its decision to meet on the Lord’s Day for worship in defiance of California orders to socially distance.
Topics Discussed
- Grace Community Church deciding to meet on Sunday in a “peaceful protest”
- Response to critics of opening the church
- Pot is essential, church is not
- Does John MacArthur read The Babylon Bee?
- Emoji game is strong for J-Mac
- Gavin Newsom and his nefarious schemes
- Spurgeon and smoking a good cigar to the glory of God
- Baptists hate alcohol though
- The emergent church, wokeness, and the Young, Restless, Reformed
Subscriber Portion
- Inside scoop on John MacArthur including several stories that are unbelievable like getting into an altercation with a cultist and driving over to a house to stop an adulterous act
- Kyle dropping out of The Master’s College
- Charismatic chaos and how people keep rushing the stage at GCC.
- The Ten Questions!
Also mentioned: Phil Johnson gave a message exploring the history of “Calvinism”
Also: Phil Johnson’s Po-Motivators.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden picking Kamala Harris as his running mate, irrefutable atheist arguments that will have you running out to buy a sophisticated trilby hat, and how bored boars and bats are attacking naked Germans and libertarians.
This episode is brought to you by The Compromised Church by Frederick A. Herschelman.
Exploring issues like the prosperity gospel, the entertainment-centered, seeker-sensitive church, and the importance of lay believers and pastors alike remaining biblically faithful in a time when we’re being pressured to compromise our beliefs, The Compromised Church is a timely exposé of the complacency in American Christianity today.
Show Outline
Introduction
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes HBO’s Chernobyl.
Ethan likes Jubilee - Middle Ground on YouTube.
Weird News
Naked German man chases down feral hog that stole his laptop
World's last Blockbuster video store listed on Airbnb
Wild boar leads police on hours-long chase through city
Researchers teaching robots to write a stage play in Czech Republic
Domino's New Zealand pulls promotion giving free pizzas to 'Karens'
Australian pub bans emus for 'bad behavior'
Libertarian Presidential Nominee Jo Jorgensen Bitten by Bat | Time
Woman who gouged out eyes while on meth receives prosthetic eyeballs
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party
Summary: The mayor of Chicago made headlines this week when she heroically drove her car toward a group of pillaging looters, then swerved past them to arrest a 7-year old having a birthday party.
Story 2
Biden Campaign Warns That For Debate Biden Will Need A Mask That Completely Conceals His Face And He Might Sound Different
Summary: The Biden Campaign has said they are open to debating Donald Trump however they have warned the press that Joe Biden will need to wear a mask that completely conceals his face and that his voice might sound different
Story 3
10 Irrefutable Atheist Arguments That Will Explode Your Feeble Christian Brain
Summary: Go ahead and order that fedora or trilby.
Topic of the Week
Kamala Harris chosen as Joe Biden’s running mate
- RIP Kamala was trending on Twitter
- Whats the point of a VP anyway?
- What the left said about her then vs now
- Tulsi Gabbard torpedoed her on her criminal justice record
- What Kamala said about Joe Biden vs now
- Kamala Harris gun ownership
- Kamala Harris on abortion
Hate Mail
We get a very confusing message leading us to wonder who at the Democratic National Committee runs the Department of Approved Jokes.
Subscriber Portion
Mailbag! We get a video question from our buddy Cameron!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to good friend of The Babylon Bee: Steve Reiter. Steve is the host of the Holy Smokes Podcast, which is about a friendship movement of cigar smoking Christians. Steve and his sons were kept apart from his sick wife for several weeks due to the inhumane policy of no visitors whatsoever for hospitalized patients during the pandemic. Steve’s wife ended up dying alone. Since then, Steve has founded the Never Alone Project to pass legislation to make sure this doesn’t happen again to anyone else ever again. Warning: this episode is a hard story to hear, but, Kyle, Ethan, and Steve are able to find joy and laughter in their fellowship together despite hard times.
Read Steve’s full story in this piece on The Federalist.
In addition to checking out the Never Alone Project, there’s a Change.org petition that you can sign.
Topics Discussed
- Steve tells the story of his wife’s health and long stay in the hospital alone due to arbitrary rules
- Our humanity being being both physical and spiritual
- Steve’s efforts in Colorado on a bill to force the issue of at least one screened visitor per day
- The failure of government and hospital administration at every step leading up to this
- Steve’s advice for anyone stuck in this situation
- Steve is the host of Holy Smokes Podcast, so he talks a bit about that
- Steve worked for Dr. James Dobson at Focus On The Family and Ethan seems to have him confused for someone else
- The Ten Questions
In this special crossover episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan welcome the guys from That Story Show: James Kennison and John Steinklauber! This episode is filled with stories about misplacing children, skeletons, bombs, zombies from Jesus, casting out demons, and the wacky things that 4-year-olds do. In the subscriber portion, we finally get Ethan’s disgusting pizza story and read some of our own subscriber submissions!
Stories Discussed
- 4 year old antics
- Christians that aren’t being a good witness on the road with their massive JESUS bumper stickers
- There are some things the GOODWILL guys will NOT take
- When zombies interrupt worship and romance
- Autobot transforming piano tuners
- An Innocent bomb threat
- In defence of skeletons
- Cookie Jerky
- The quarterly casting out of the demons
- What’s wrong with The Smurfs?
- Sandy Patty
- Farting in church
Subscriber Portion
- Ethan’s disgusting pizza story
- The Babylon Bee Subscriber submissions
- The Ten Questions!
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Brett and Erin Kunkle who founded and lead MAVEN, which is an organization that exists to help the next generation know truth, pursue goodness, and create beauty, all for the cause of Christ. They talk about how we need to update the flannelgraphs, prompt the next generation to ask why they believe what they believe, and help youth groups equip the next generation with worldview knowledge, apologetics, and deep theology. They also discuss discernment in how G-rated movies are probably rotting your kid’s brain with cultural messages, screen time restrictions, and wacky youth group games and pranks that would probably land you in court nowadays. There’s also sage marriage advice from Erin in the subscriber portion.
Topics Discussed
- Brett and Erin Kunkle lead up a group called MAVEN which is a movement of students who know truth, pursue goodness and create beauty.
- Flannelgraphs being updated for modern sunday school lessons
- Parenting and youth ministry challenges
- Teaching the Why and not just the What
- Catechisms and deepening our relationship with God just be knowing who He is
- Prompting the “Why?” questions as a parent, instead of waiting for them
- Teaching kids to crush the monks with facts and logic
- Blue-haired ladies on TikTok indoctrinating teenagers
- Screen time restrictions for kids
- Youth groups can be more than pizza and games
- Intergenerational church experiences
- Eating bugs for the kingdom and handling dead animals
- G-rated movies are rotting your kid’s brains
- Narrating life for your kids to help them see what’s going on around them
Subscriber Portion
- Holy Smokes
- Marrying a single parent with kids
- The Ten Questions
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by good friend Doug TenNapel to talk about the week’s big stories like John MacArthur standing up to the real-life grinch, the government favoring Caesar’s palace over Calvary Chapel, and conservatives being gaslit to believe in the riots being real. Doug TenNapel also talks about Christian art in Hollywood. This episode might be our most flower-bedded yet.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Doug spill on behind-the-scenes stuff writing and showrunning VeggieTales, take a question from a subscriber on Christians using discernment on what media to enjoy, and have Doug undergo the ten questions!
Kyle and Ethan talk to Representative Dan Crenshaw. He is the representative for Texas’ second congressional district and the author of Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage. They discuss the importance of knowing a good eyepatch guy, the difference between a democracy and a republic, and try to decide what was more chaotic: Afghanistan or CHAZ?
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Topics Discussed
- Glass eyes bearing secret symbols
- Knowing a good eye patch guy
- Cancel culture
- Democracy Vs Republic
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Democrats, Republicans, and tribalistic partisanship
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CHAZ or Afghanistan
- The politicization of COVID-19
- Federal Secret Police on American streets?
- The Ten Questions
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This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 7/24/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like Nick Cannon informing us all about the rotten savage mountain people in our midst, humanity deciding producing masks was more important than sustaining the earth, and all of the times the Babylon Bee has successfully predicted the future through its prophetic ministry.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discover a way to eat an entire civilization in a few bites and answer voicemails from subscribers.
Show Outline
Introduction
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Pandemic Hot Zone.
Ethan likes Jason Brubaker.
Also mentioned: Ethan Nicolle, Jason Brubaker and Doug TenNapel once did a podcast.
Weird News
Swarm of flying ants spreads across London, Kent and Sussex
Man unearths 'witch bottle' with teeth inside - but is urged to 'put it back'
Frustrated in lockdown? Send your scream to Iceland. Wait, what?
Man throws 19 chopsticks into archery target for\Guinness record
Sea gull rescued with face mask wrapped around legs
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants
Summary: In a move that's being called "unprecedented tyranny," Walmart is now requiring all shoppers to wear pants in their stores.
But really, Walmart told everyone to wear masks in their stores.
- Shout out to Jimmy Humphrey for submitting the headline idea
Story 2
Nick Cannon Quits 'Masked Singer': 'I Need To See A Person's Skin Color Before I Pass Judgment'
Summary: Nick Cannon has stepped down from his position as host of The Masked Singer, saying he doesn't know how to judge someone's singing voice without first seeing the color of their skin. The move comes just days after Cannon totally owned white people on his podcast, calling them "sick animals," and "rotten little mountain people."
Hey, that last part is mostly true! Cannon was fired by ViacomCBS for crazy anti-white, anti-semitic comments. Though he was not fired by Masked Singer.
- Adam Ford seems to have started the controversy with this tweet: https://twitter.com/Adam4d/status/1283087941271801861
Story 3
10 Safety Tips For Going Back To Church
Topic of the Week
Fulfilled Babylon Bee Prophecies
Hate Mail
We are serenaded by someone who doesn’t like what we do. Give his video some likes and positive comments. The world would be a better place if people who disagreed with each other created stuff instead of destroying stuff.
Subscriber Portion: Mailbag and CHIRPS
A subscriber mailed The Bee some bug chips. And two other subscribers sent The Bee audio questions, so Kyle and Ethan dive into the mailbag!
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This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
Kyle and Ethan welcome back Kira Davis! They discuss how white people are making black people feel awkward in an effort to stamp out racism, J.K. Rowling and the TERF wars, and how the rules of Quidditch make no sense to our resident expert on games, Kyle Mann.
Topics Discussed
- White people making black people feel awkward to stamp out racism
- Accepting doughnuts from strangers
- Poisoned Halloween candy
- Black people who support Donald Trump
- COVID lockdowns and civil disobedience
- Churches trying to navigate the lockdowns and being a voice in the community
- The Walking Dead and creepy horror movies
- J.K. Rowling and TERF wars
- Sexuality, social contagion, and making life-changing decisions at age 12
- Looking for identity in brands and labels
- Old tweets coming back to haunt people
- The rules of Quidditch don’t make sense to Kyle
- Enjoying entertainment without agreeing with all of the creator’s personal ideologies
- Christians in Hollywood and Kira’s unhealthy obsession with celebrity culture
Subscriber Portion
- The Ten Questions
- Kira tells an insane story involving a spider in her garage
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast special episode for 7/17/2020.
In this week’s episode of the Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s big stories like Christian knockoffs of secular products being bad, people on the right side of history who are on the wrong side of God, boogaloo skunks, and how are current culture is just the free market of people's fists meeting other people's faces.
Show Outline
Introduction
Welcome to The Babylon Bee podcast with your hosts Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicolle, the two funnymen behind a lot of the stuff you read on The Babylon Bee. They’re not as funny here as they are when they write satire, so get used to disappointment.
Stuff That’s Good
Stuff that’s good update: Kyle is finishing up Avatar The Last Airbender and it’s amazing
Kyle likes Journey to the Center of the Earth
Ethan likes Blood Father
Weird News
Dog left 'looking like alpaca' after biting pet groomer halfway through haircut
Shopper spotted using paper bag as face covering - and others have used knickers
Family found man declared 'dead' still alive after breaking into hospital morgue
Pizza Shop Owner Thwarts Robbery By Tossing Pie At Suspect
Sealed copy of 'Super Mario Bros.' auctioned for a record $114,000
Mysterious 'vampire-slaying kit' including pistol and knife up for auction
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Man On Right Side Of History Surprised To Find He Still Went To Hell
Summary: A local progressive was very careful to only advocate for the most progressive politics and be an activist for all the popular new social justice causes. So, since he was so clearly on the right side of history, he was very surprised to find after he died that he still went to hell.
Story 2
Op-Ed: There's No Such Thing As Bully Culture, It's Just My Fist's Free Market Response To Your Stupid Face, Dweeb
Summary: Local lunch money thief and wedgie specialist Biff O’Doyle wrote in a recent op-ed that Bully Culture is not real -quote- ‘It’s just my fist’s free-market response to your stupid face, dweeb’ -end quote
tory 3
Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's 32 Team Names
Well, the PC police have come for the Redskins. But we at The Babylon Bee feel they did not go far enough. There is white supremacy and racism everywhere in the NFL, with every single team in the league having some kind of offensive stereotype in their name.
We hereby call on every team in the league to change their name for the following reasons.
Topic of the Week
Why is Christian stuff so bad?
- Bee article: If You Like Secular Things, Try These Christian Alternatives That Are Almost As Good
- Why is Christian stuff so bad?
Hate Mail
We get a reponse to a sponsored newsletter blast speaking out against antifa and get accused of being Christo-fascists.
Subscriber Portion
- Kyle and Ethan dive into the mailbag!
- Bonus weird news filled with projectile penguin poop
Also mentioned: Ethan Nicolle’s awesome animated music video Lunaractive-Mission To The Moon
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This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to James Lindsay, one of the actors involved with the Greivance Study Papers affair in which they got a bunch of peer-reviewed papers published by inserting woke language into stuff they just made up. They talk about the cult of wokeness, its ideology and its tactics, and also about how the landscape of Christianity is kind of like Narnia to an atheist.
Lindsay’s latest book with Helen Pluckrose is Cynical Theories: How Activist Scholarship Made Everything about Race, Gender, and Identity―and Why This Harms Everybody and is available for pre-order.
Topics Discussed
- The State of academia and the workplace
- White fragility
- Brown fragility
- White neurosis and the ‘racial cray-cray’
- Minoritized
- Building a bullet train to the bad old times
- Woke-ism as a new or replacement religion and its parallels with cults
- NewDiscourses.com and James’ ever-changing encyclopedia of work terminology
- Finding identities that unify everyone in religion (supernaturally) or nationally or in humanity (naturally) vs. fracturing over identity groups that must speak “authentically” or else get cancelled
- Politically black vs racially black?
- Why does BLM want to eliminate the western nuclear family?
- The academic origins of intersectionality, critical theory, etc.
- Traditional theory and critical theory- the normative vision and seeking out problematics
- Wokeness from false consciousness
- Atheists and Christians are friends now?
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The left eating itself- the fracturing of critical theory and trans/queer theory and post-colonial theory- Subscriber Portion
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Quizzing James Lindsay on woke terms in his encyclopedia
- Critical theory meets the church i.e. Emerging Church 2.0 (More institutionally powerful and worse)
- The Ten Questions
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast special episode for 7/10/2020.
Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann and Creative Director Ethan Nicolle are joined by The Babylon Bee Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming to talk about the week’s big stories. Frank has a new book Superego: Fathom which is a sequel to Superego. They talk about the week’s big stories like Kanye West declaring a run for the Presidency, how modern Americans are definitely morally superior to slaveowners from 200 years ago, and why a Russian grandmother was caught smearing poo on playground swings. They also talk about how the rich and the powerful can say whatever they want and then in the subscriber portion talk about all of Frank’s problematic writings.
Show Outline
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan come down from their high of celebrating freedom by almost blowing themselves up and letting their kids play with fire.
Weird News
Driver fights off snake with just a knife and seatbelt while speeding at 76mph
Germany goes nuts over sausage vending machines
Alligator with missing limbs shows up on Florida family's porch
Escaped pigs cause traffic chaos on Virginia highway
Cat falls asleep in washing machine and miraculously survives 12-minute cycle
Woman, 90, caught smearing 'poo' on children's swings in bizarre protest
- Stomach-churning footage shows an elderly woman smearing what appears to human faeces on a children's swing she wants removed.
- Gavin Newsom could do this. Layering the skateparks with excrement.
Married woman, 32, used doctored baby scans bought on eBay to fool her 18-year-old lover into thinking he was the father of her child and let his family bring the boy up as one of their own
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Robot Jox.
Ethan likes The Napoleon of Notting Hill by Chesterton.
Frank likes Hamilton.
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Kanye West Seizes Opportunity To Be Most Rational, Coherent Presidential Candidate
Summary: Noticing a lack of rational, coherent, sane presidential candidates, Kanye West announced this weekend that he will be running for president. The move surprised everyone who hasn't been paying attention to 2020 at all so far.
The real story: Kanye West actually announced his presidential run -- though it’s not clear if he can actually still run.
- The Forbes interview
Story 2 - Nation That Kills 3,000 Babies A Day Feels Morally Superior To Slaveowners From 200 Years Ago
Summary: Leftists who support killing 3,000 babies a day were trying to virtue-signal but quickly ran into a problem: there's no one alive to whom they can feel morally superior. So, the movement was forced to look to people from 200 years ago to find someone they could somewhat credibly criticize for moral failings: slave owners
- What is it about humanity that makes us think the sins of other ages are so much worse than the sins of our age?
- Most people go with the crowd, how do you know you would not?
- It is like Chesteron’s picture of the cad who climbs up to the top of a castle turret then kicks down all ladders that got him there.
- Real abolitionists who paid the price at the time
Story 3 - New App Reminds You To Look Up From Your Phone To Check If Your Kids Are Still Alive
Summary: The tech world is abuzz after the announcement of a new smartphone app that could save millions of lives. The new app, called Kid-Alyve, will remind parents to look up from their phones every so often to confirm that their children are still breathing.
-Parenting is crazy
Topic of the Week
Cancel Culture / Harper’s Letter
Hate Mail
LOVE MAIL
Subscriber Portion
Bonus Frank Stories And The Ten Questions
Story 1
Innovative New Process Turns Vegetables into Meat by Feeding Them to Cows
Story 2
Superman Criticized for Unrealistic Portrayal of Journalist as Heroic
Story 3
Retraction: Those Kids We Accused Of Holding A KKK Rally Were Actually Just Playing Duck, Duck, Goose
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
Editor-in-chief Kyle Man and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Drew Dyck about whether criminals are real, being saved from a life of stealing deodorant, and invading Canada. Drew is an acquisitions editor at Moody Publishers and a contributing editor at CTPastors.com, a Christianity Today publication for church leaders. He’s the author of Your Future Self Will Thank You: Secrets to Self-Control from the Bible and Brain Science, Yawning at Tigers: You Can’t Tame God, So Stop Trying, and Generation Ex-Christian: Why Young Adults Are Leaving the Church…and how to Bring Them Back.
Topics Discussed
- Sending your book ideas to Drew
- Arguing with people on Twitter about abolishing the police and whether criminals are a thing
- Spicing up your testimony by stealing deodorant
- Milk in a bag
- The weirdest thing about Canada
- Portland is stuck in the 90s/Portlandia
- On the difference between a beat poet and a slam poet
- When bookstores were a thing
- Christian stores bestselling “Jesus junk”
- Where ANTIFA will set up their gulags
- God isn’t safe but he’s good, like Aslan
- Self-control in everything but buying Drew’s books
- Mental illness in the church
- Remembering the Emerging Church movement
- What’s better: fur babies or actual babies
- Writers retreats never help
- On not psychologizing your opponents
- The Ten Questions
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast special episode for 7/3/2020.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the week’s big stories like a man being fined £450 for provocative intestinal wind, the fallen world we live in where The Princess Bride is possibly being remade, and how doctors are recommending we keep opening up and closing the economy until we all go insane. In the main topic, they read G.K. Chesterton's ideas on the suicide of thought.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan dive in into the mail bag, talk about their years in ministry, and bring in producer Dan so that they all can answer the ten questions.
Show Outline
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan return from the warm, sunny beaches of Florida to churn out another podcast. We have an update on the 'Best of the Bee' book.
Weird News
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Broody mother goose has taken 47 babies under her wing - and they're so cute
- “This phenomenon is known as a gang brood"
- Man falls through floor of home, plunges down 30-foot well
- Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes
- In fart news: Man fined £450 for 'provocative' fart in front of police officers
- Newton's recipe for 'toad vomit lozenges' up for auction
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Dead Cells the video game.
Ethan likes WACO on Netflix.
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Equality At Last: Disney Confirms Winnie The Pooh Will Now Be Voiced By An Actual Bear
Summary: In order to ensure that voice actors only portray characters they actually look like, Disney announced this week that Winnie the Pooh will now be voiced by an actual bear.
The real story: Several voice actors have stopped voicing characters that are not the same race they are. The Simpsons, Big Mouth, American Dad, Cleveland Show.
Story 2
Doctors Recommend Locking Down And Reopening Repeatedly Until Everyone Has Nervous Breakdown
Summary: A survey of leading physicians unanimously agreed that the best response to COVID-19 is for the government to lock everything down, then reopen, then lock down again, then reopen again and to just keep doing that until everyone completely loses their minds.
Story 3
Merciful God Vows To End Humanity Before 'The Princess Bride' Can Be Remade
Summary: Upon rumors of a remake of The Princess Bride, a spokesperson for the Almighty God confirmed that He will end the world in fire before He would ever allow that to happen.
Topic of the Week
Kyle and Ethan read a portion of G.K. Chesterton's Orthodoxy on the suicide of thought and discuss its relevance in our times of constant revolutionary agitation.
Hate Mail
Someone went to home depot and bought a whole bunch of flowerbeds.
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan dive into the mail bag, talk about their years in ministry, and have producer Dan join them to answer the ten questions. Subscribers, get to know the Bee boys.
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Costi Hinn, nephew of notorious faith healer Benny Hinn. After leaving that ministry behind, Costi Hinn is now a pastor at Redeemer Bible Church in Gilbert, Arizona. He is the author of God, Greed, and the (Prosperity) Gospel. They talk about Costi’s childhood living large like a Kardashian, learning about a different gospel from a pink study bible, and what goes on behind the scenes of a prominent prosperity gospel ministry.
Topics Discussed
- Going straight into the deep end of Calvinism because of a pink MacArthur study bible
- A day in the life of Benny Hinn- what’s it like to have a personal duster?
- On growing up as a Hinn was a Kardashian lifestyle
- The prosperity gospel vs the Biblical gospel
- On batting 0.068 slaying people in the spirit and only “healing” one guy
- What went on behind the scenes at these healing events?
- Not raising a hand against the Lord’s Anointed, even if they happen to be creeps just claiming to have the anointing
- On whether prosperity health-and-wealth healers sincerely believe their own message or if they just cashing in
- On Benny Hinn’s occasional “repentance” on the prosperity gospel
- New wave prosperity preachers and the old generals
- The Ten Questions
See also: Benny Hinn is my uncle, but Prosperity Gospel is not for me
A few Babylon Bee articles on Benny Hinn:
Benny Hinn Holds Healing Service In Full Hazmat Suit
Benny Hinn Loses Control Of Powers, Sends Audience Member Soaring Hundreds Of Feet Into Air
Benny Hinn Spends Another Long Day At Children's Hospital Healing Kids
Benny Hinn Attempts Jedi Mind Trick On IRS Agents Investigating His Ministry
Benny Hinn Miraculously Removes Lump From Woman's Purse
Benny Hinn Added To 'Smash Bros.' Roster
Benny Hinn Masterfully Knocks Down Audience Members Arranged In Notoriously Difficult 7–10 Split
I Honestly Can Not Believe I'm Still Getting Away With This
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome guest host Kira Davis who is editor-at-large at RedState. They talk about the difference between protesting and rioting, some problems Kira sees with the approach of Candace Owens, and how we need to have a reality show where everyone gets stuck in an elevator with someone they hate until we achieve world peace.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about Black Lives Matter (as an organization and as a movement), where peace is found in this world, how Kanye is buying up Wyoming, serial killers, sending kids off to college, and that Trump photo-op with the Bible.
Kira can be regularly heard on her podcast Just Listen To Yourself.
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Show Outline
Introduction
Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about the weird “pacman” masks that allow the coronavirus conscious person to eat out at their favorite restaurant and how Kyle has never seen a Tarantino movie.
Main Topics
- Kira Davis has some disagreements with Candace Owens.
- Kira Davis responds to Ethan’s 13 year old daughter on issues of social justice, race, and protests.
Paid-subscriber portion
- Black Lives Matter
- Trump Photo Op
Also mentioned on the podcast: Just Listen To Yourself With Kira Davis- Episode 37- Black Lives Matter
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dinesh D’Souza. He has been called a far right provocateur and is a filmmaker and the author of several books, most recently United States of Socialism. They talk about socialism, identity politics, and whether or not it’s okay to laugh at Apu.
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Topics Discussed
- Dinesh gives a rundown on the new socialists
- What’s the difference between identity socialism and classic socialism?
- Socialists abandoning the working class
- The decline of Christianity in the culture and the rise of a new religion in the Left
- Virtue signalling versus actual virtue
- Debating libs vs debating atheists
- Dinesh’s new book and what it’s all about
- Is it okay to laugh at Apu?
- Defending morphing Abraham Lincoln’s face into Donald Trump’s
- Dating Ann Coulter
Paid-subscriber portion
- The Ten Questions
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan celebrate the one year anniversary of the show and welcome Kyle’s dad, Brent, for Father’s Day. They talk shop about duct tape, flashlights, initialisms, rocket science, and dad hacks. They also dive into the week's news stories. Kyle and Ethan enlighten Brent on what CHAZ or CHOP is, and then discuss Elon Musk's quest to occupy Mars, and an aerospace engineer’s perspective on seeing God in creation.
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Show Outline
Introduction
Today on The Babylon Bee Podcast, we welcome Brent Mann, Kyle’s dad. It’s Father’s Day and we celebrate the Babylon Bee Podcast’s one year anniversary!
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Ethan likes Rifftrax.
Brent likes Columbo. Remember Columbo?
Weird News
- Mum renovating home finds 'clever' tip from previous owner under old wallpaper
Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog * Deer runs into Black Lives Matter protest in New Jersey, seriously injuring woman
Teen fell into coma after having bubble tea twice a day for a month
- South Carolina police seek couple accused of holding Pizza Hut manager at gunpoint, stealing Pepsi
- German police: Petty thief fled supermarket, forgot his son
Story 1
Trump Enacts Tariffs, Travel Ban On CHAZ
Summary: Trump has announced a new set of tariffs and a travel ban on CHAZ, escalating the trade war between the United States and the fledgling nation-state.
The real story: An "autonomous zone" or Occupy Protest and sprung up in Seattle complete with warlords, speech codes, segregated gardens, calls for foreign aid from its capitalist neighbors, and brutal community policing tactics.
Story 2
Study: Average Father Spends 97% Of Time Running Around House Turning Lights Off
Summary: A new study of fatherhood in America found that the average dad spends up to 97% of his time running around the house turning off lights that the rest of the family left on.
The real story: Kyle's dad has an ingenious solution to teach your kids to not leave the lights on.
Topic of the Week
It's Father's Day! Kyle, Ethan, and aerospace engineer Brent (Kyle's Dad) talk about all sorts of stuff like dad jokes, initialisms and acronyms, Brent's work on the Space Shuttle program, Elon Musk's amazing space feats, and a few of Brent's fatherly quirks like how he carries a really old cell phone in a ziplock bag.
Hate Mail
A recent article made some very overworked and stressed booksellers very angry.
Subscriber Portion
Ethan and Brent talk bladder blabber when Kyle leaves the room, and then they continue going through Brent's box of stuff he brought in, and finish by talking about more dad hacks and stories, including the time when Brent acted out a scene from The Bourne Identity to chase down a bicycle thief.
Also mentioned on the podcast: Fingerprint of God: Recent Scientific Discoveries Reveal the Unmistakable Identity of the Creator by Hugh Ross
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Things get downright puritanical when Kyle and Ethan talk to Nate Pickowicz and Dustin Benge about their new book The American Puritans. Dustin is Provost and lecturer and Union School of Theology and Nate is pastor of Harvest Bible Church. Dustin and Nate talk about the inspiration that they draw today from the lives of these men and women and their religious movement in church history while Kyle and Ethan try to figure out why someone would name their kid ‘If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned’ and whether it’s true that Puritans invented tablecloths to cover up scandalous table legs.
Topics Discussed
- The difference between Puritans and Pilgrims
- Puritan theology: Are sinners in the hands of an angry God?
- Myth or fact: Puritan edition
- Puritans’ favorite alcoholic beverage
- Some church history of the Puritans in England and in America
- Strange Puritan names like ‘Praise-God’ and ‘Fly Fornication’
- People walking stark naked through church and cutting off Quaker ears
- Some of the Puritans highlighted in their new book The American Puritans
- Kyle and Ethan provoke some baptist answers to The Ten Questions in the Subscriber Portion!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like how religious gathers and pretending to be protests so they can meet, our recent feud over putting Trump in an AWANA vest, and how all of a sudden defunding the police became a national talking point. Detective Dan from Small Town Dicks joins Kyle and Ethan to talk all about it.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan continue their conversation with Detective Dan!
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Show Outline
Introduction
Kyle's dad burns podcasts onto CDs and Ethan diagnoses depression in dads stemming from how children handle blu ray discs.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes O.C. Supertones album For the Glory
Ethan likes Mac Smith’s Scurry.
This News Is Weird
Man charged with assault after thrown pickle hits Vermont highway worker
Peruvian mayor poses as corpse to avoid arrest for flouting coronavirus lockdown, reports say
Ocean Just as Gross as You Thought: Filled with Mucus
Doctors remove mobile phone charger from man's bladde
Crayola launches skin tone crayons so 'all kids can colour themselves
Seagull flies into woman's house and vomits on her kitchen counter
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters
Summary: Many churches still aren’t gathering in person but several congregations came up with a clever way to avoid arrest for gathering against government orders: disguising themselves as rioters.
The real story: Governments seemed to be going hard after churches and other things deemed non-essential, but anything related to protesting was fine.
- Originally a satire of how apparently COVID wasn’t a concern for anything related to the protest.
- A thousand medical experts signed an open letter supporting public gathering for protests stating that “white supremacy contributes to COVID and is a lethal public health issue”
- Churches were/are still fighting to open and trying to comply with lots of extra rules they needed to follow such as limited capacity, masks, no physical contact, some were saying no communion elements, no singing.
- A prophecy fulfilled. A group of Hasidic youth in NYC put up a George Floyd sign so that they could not be shut down by the cops for their religious gathering.
Story 2
Trump Shows Off Completed Awana Vest
Summary: President Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are firing Bible photo ops back and forth, as you would expect politicians to be doing at a time like this. But Trump won the contest of Bible knowledge by showing off his completed Awana Sparks vest.
The real story: Trump decided to walk across the street from the White House to the Episcopalian church St. John’s (“The church of the Presidents”) which rioters had set on fire the night before. He did this as a show of resolve against the lawlessness which would lead to the burning of churches. He drew criticism for supposedly using police to drive away protestors with “teargas” for the photo op and for the way he stood in front of the church and held up the Bible like it was a political prop.
- We decided to poke fun of the pandering-ness and the Bible being used as a prop by Trump and then Pelosi and then Cuomo all suddenly being experts on the Bible in all these weird public events quoting verses and making the Bible agree with their side
- We put an AWANA vest on Trump, which prompted an email from AWANA communications chief asking us to immediately pull it down as it was “beyond satire” and how they didn’t want their vest to be on Donald Trump. They threatened to sue us if we didn’t comply.
- Seth put AWANA on blast on Twitter
- We learned Monday that they would NOT be pursuing a lawsuit
- Kyle's Awana stories!
- Ethan just hated Awana
Story 3
Los Angeles Police To Undergo Intensive Socially Conscious Slam Poetry Training
Summary: As public demand for comprehensive police reform grows, the LAPD is leading the way by training its officers in socially conscious slam poetry.
The Real Story: BLM protests are demanding #DefundThePolice… the details are vague but it sounds like they want to get rid of the police altogether in some instances.
- Marriane Williamson has a great tweet about the ex-cops starting ISIS.
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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey was publicly mocked and shamed at a protest when he refused to say he would abolish the police..
- Here is his walk of shame. “Go Home Jacob!” “Shame! Shame!”
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The Minneapolis city council just voted 9-3 vowing to DISBAND their city police department and council president Lisa Bender told crowds that these 9 members were “committed to ending the city’s relationship with the police force and “to end policing as we know it and recreate systems that actually keep us safe.”
- Has this been done anywhere before? Camden, NJ
- “ the city's police department was disbanded and replaced with a new one covering Camden County that had more officers, but on lower pay, according to a City Lab report.”
- A CNN anchor, Aislyn Camerota asked city council President Lisa Bender “who do I call when someone breaks into my house?” and she said that that question comes from a place of privilege
- She later went on Chris Cuomo’s Prime time and said a "police free future" is "the goal."
- We also did a CFA joke, but Ethan hates them.
Topic of the Week
Detective Dan of Small Town Dicks joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about all the police issues facing the nation. Dan was formerly a K9 handler and Violent Crimes detective at the same Small Town police department as his twin brother Dave, who also hosts the podcast with Yeardlley Smith of the Simpsons. Dan regards his years as a K9 handler to be the most rewarding of his career. He is now retired. They discuss misconceptions about the police and discuss changes we need to make to serve and protect everyone.
Hate Mail
We get an email filled with flowerbeds.
Paid-subscriber portion
Kyle and Ethan continue their conversation with Detective Dan.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Connor Boyack! Connor Boyack is president and founder of the Libertas Institute. He is best known for writing the Tuttle Twins series of books, which focus on introducing kids to the ideas of liberty and the free market. Kyle and Ethan talk about weed-smoking Mormons, how many wives a man can have in an anarchist utopia, and pouring libertarian fertilizer on the saplings rather than trying to save the old, diseased statist trees.
Topics Discussed
- What are the Tuttle Twins series of books about
- What is Libertarianism all about and what on earth is the deal with the Libertarian Party
- Does a libertarian Mormon smoke weed?
- Indoctrinating children with foreign ideas like "liberty" and introducing them to books by dead white guys
- Isn’t it a bad idea to teach children about liberty since as parents we want to tell them what to do?
- How many wives would each man be allowed to have in a libertarian utopia?
- The polygamy case, where children were taken from their parents, that Connor worked on
- The ten questions!
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like our cities burning down, the most righteous heroes of the riots, SpaceX scrubbing a launch because of a nosy Karen, and all our politicians suddenly became Bible experts overnight. Be sure to stick around for the main topic where two white guys decide to talk about critical race theory in the church and society, because why not?
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Show Outline
Introduction
We are out of quarantine and into curfew, but at least we have new swag for the office.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Brave Ollie Possum: the audio book.
Ethan likes his own Spotify playlist: Every Song Is Perfect.
This News Is Weird
'The bird is free': India 'releases Pakistani pigeon held on spying charges'
Knocking on Florida couple's door were two alligators fighting
Monkeys attack lab worker, steal COVID-19 blood test samples
Turtle crashes through windshield on Georgia highway
Scientists say they went 'cuckoo' due to laughing gas from penguin poo
Five-year-old pulled over by cops on his way to buy a Lamborghini
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Powerful: Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And Businesses
Summary: In a powerful display of love and tolerance, peaceful protesters in Minneapolis burned several city blocks so the fire would read “LOVE” from the air. Wow. Such love. Much peace.
The real story: Riots have engulfed the country. It seems like overnight COVID-19 disappeared and were replaced with absolute mayhem everywhere. The riots are over the wrongful death of George Floyd, who was killed by a police officer who had his knee on his neck for nine minutes. (We’ll discuss more in the main topic.)
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Top 10 heroes of the riots
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Somehow Chris Matthews and Chris Hanson both make an appearance
Story 2
SpaceX Launch Scrubbed After Local Karen Calls The Cops
Summary: SpaceX had tried to launch a rocket but was forced to scrub the launch after a local Karen called the cops, reporting that people were outside doing things and she did not like it.
The real story: If ever there were a good time to leave Earth…
SpaceX did have a scrubbed launch but then launched for real later in the week. Its module successfully docked with the ISS.
Story 3
Trump, Pelosi Face Off In Intense Game Of Bible Jeopardy
Topic of the Week
Critical Race Theory in the church / racial divides in church culture
There have been some strange reactions in the Evangelical world to this whole situation.
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Some funny/interesting reactions from inside and outside the church:
- Matt Walsh posted a video of white people kneeling to black people: https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1267507181689192448?
- Dean of Union Seminary: “What has alienated America from its very soul, thereby virtually normalizing violence against Black lives? Answer: whiteness itself.” (link and soundbyte)
- NBA Announcer fired for tweeting “All lives matter” (link)
- CRU (formerly Campus Crusade for Christ) is holding segregated prayer meetings (link)
- NBA reporter cheers on burning down of low income housing but then calls rioters "animals" when they come around his neighborhood.
- There is a blueprint for racial reconciliation being adopted by many in the evangelical Christian world that seems to come from something called Critical Theory, or Critical Race Theory. So what is it?
- Yearning for justice points us to objective reality in Jesus Christ
Hate Mail
A man is concerned our story on the Constitution dying from coronavirus may cause confusion.
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Mailbag!
Kyle and Ethan answer some fair criticism about The Babylon Bee's coverage of Joe Biden.
Story 1
Oh No! The Scientist Gavin Newsom Has Been Listening To Is Actually A Bunch Of Raccoons Stuffed In A Lab Coat
Summary: Gavin Newsom has been listening to scientists throughout the pandemic, but it turns out the main scientist he was listening to is actually a bunch of raccoons in a lab coat. Sad!
- Are we not listening to SCIENCE! Anymore now that there are progressive crowds out and about?
Story 2
Archaeologists Unearth Galilean Coffee Shop Where Jesus Held Small Group
Summary: Archaeologists have found one of the coolest Bible landmarks: the coffee shop in Galilee where Jesus and His disciples would hold their weekly small groups.
- How would Jesus’s small group have been?
- Small groups: yay or nay? What’s wrong with a good old-fashioned Bible study? Where’s the coolest place for a small group to hang out?
- Small group horror stories
- Subscribers, send us small group stories!
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Kyle and Ethan talk to pro-life activist Lila Rose from Live Action about opposition to her organization, politicians gaslighting, and fostering a culture of life. Watch Kyle and Ethan get owned by facts and logic and be told their jokes are bad.
You can listen to Lila Rose on her new podcast: The Lila Rose Show!
The Lila Rose Show explores questions about relationships, work, health, identity, purpose, and faith, with political and cultural commentary.
Also follow Live Action on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.
Topics Discussed
- Lila has a new podcast to promote
- How did Live Action get started
- Taking on Anti-Abortion “Lies”
- Parenting challenges like when one child makes themself vomit all over the kitchen from scarfing down hot chocolate packets while you are attempting to have the smaller toddler have their nap time.
- Pranking Planned Parenthood
- Deciding on what is the funniest dog
- When they lit up WTC One Pink to celebrate the new abortion bill in New York state that allows late third trimester abortions
- Politicians gaslighting about how sacred life is despite their policies
- Kyle and Ethan get jabbed at for their Protestantism in the subscriber portion when they ask Lila The Ten Questions.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like how we now have an awesome worship song generator on the website now. Subscribers sent us their unsolicited recordings and they were so good we had to share. Kyle and Ethan bring in a guitar and try their hand at randomly generated worship songs. Also, Biden can now decide people's race and gender, Florida violates the laws of SCIENCE by not killing more of their citizens, and social media is cracking down on misleading avatars.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan go to the mailbag and answer some great questions from you, the subscribers.
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Show Outline
Introduction
There's been an issue with the subscriber length podcast on downloader apps. If you are having trouble getting the full episode try deleting the URL and re-adding it.
Frank Fleming has a new book Superego: Fathom. Buy it!
Kyle reached the end of YouTube and Ethan got locked in a park.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes American Gospel: Christ Alone which is a sobering, layman’s-level look at the prosperity gospel and how it has spread through the American church and beyond. Now available on Netflix.
Ethan likes Parry Gripp if you want your small kids to get good songs stuck in your head instead of bad songs.
This News Is Weird
Woman refuses to go on family walks after they invent disgusting 'poop tag' game
- There is nothing more humiliating than carrying warm dog poop around
Boy, 9, cries after mum surprises him with first McDonald's since lockdown
‘Hitler’s Alligator’ Dies In Moscow Zoo At The Age Of 84
Boy, 6, Cracks Open Robbery Case By Reeling In Sunken Safe From Lake
Robot dog herds sheep in New Zealand
- We finally get robots and this is what we do with them? Who wanted to replace dogs?
Kitten with two faces born in Oregon barn
- A dog’s dream or nightmare?
Grizzly bear with white fur caught on camera in Canada
- It’s called a polar bear duh
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'
Summary: In a recent interview with a female reporter, Joe Biden suddenly lashed out, shouting, “Listen, if you don’t let me sniff your hair, you ain’t a woman!”
The real story: Speaking to Charlamagne tha God last Friday, Joe Biden said, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”
Biden is not alone among our political class in making wacky statements.
Also mentioned: Ancestry.com Revokes Genealogies Of African Americans Who Don't Support Biden
Also also mentioned: To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim
Story 2
Florida Ruled To Be In Violation Of Science For Not Having More People Die
Summary: Science says Florida should have seen skyrocketing deaths from COVID-19, but instead Florida has not seen anywhere near the number of problems faced by states like New York and New Jersey. Because of this a judge has ruled the state to be in violation of Science.
The real story: Governor Ron DeSantis was getting slammed in the media for a cautious, “lax” approach to the crisis, with people predicting a huge number of deaths in Florida. This disaster never happened. DeSantis focused his approach on the most vulnerable, like nursing homes, while other states like New York locked the elderly in with COVID-19 patients and restricted low-risk populations severely. People criticized him for opening beaches saying doom was sure to follow a few weeks later -- but this did not happen.
Florida: 2,200 deaths / 21,000,000 people
New York: 23,000 deaths / 19,500,000 people
- How does Andrew Cuomo do such a bad job managing this thing and get away with it while Florida gets slammed while doing a great job?
- The politicization of this virus is unfortunate. It doesn’t feel like other national crises we’ve faced where we all band together against the big, bad threat -- it feels like we’re hoping our political foes lose big time no matter the cost in human lives.
Story 3
Facebook To Begin Fact-Checking Misleading Avatars
Summary: Facebook announced today the social network will now be displaying a fact-check notice atop avatars that are an inaccurate portrayal of the user.
The real story: Facebook recently launched customizable avatars similar to Bitmojis and Apple’s Memojis. They tend to look nothing like the people creating them, whether intentionally or not.
- Ethan is offended that they do not have truly obese options
- The avatars are very trans-friendly in that you can mix male/female body types, whatever you want.
- Kyle feels his avatar is fairly accurate though they didn’t have his misaligned tooth or his quarantine neck beard.
- What’s the deal with avatars anyway? I guess it’s fun to see what you’d look like as some kind of generic mass-produced cartoon.
Topic of the Week
The Babylon Bee unveiled a new feature: the Worship Song Generator. A few of you actually recorded your songs!
- Kyle and Ethan generate songs on the spot!
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Fan submissions:
- “Ten Bazillion Reasons To Sing” by Jaycie and Charis Chambers
- “Insane, Scandalous, Reckless, Unstoppable” by Lacey and Raina Cornelsen
- “Thundering Heaven Deluge” by Jeremiah Webster
- “Eternal Body Ember” by Kevin Grant and Daniel Flores
- What lyrics were pitched by the writers but didn't make it in?
Hate Mail
It is short and sweet this week, but we don't think these people used their real names.
Paid-subscriber portion
Mailbag: We pull back the curtain on what it’s like getting pseudo-famous on the internet in response to a question from Bee fan Calvin Haynes.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to apologist Dr. Frank Turek. Dr. Turek is an author, public speaker and radio host. He is the author of two books (Correct, Not Politically Correct and Stealing from God) and co-author of two more with Norman Geisler (I Don't Have Enough Faith to Be an Atheist and Legislating Morality).He hosts a call-in talk show called CrossExamined on American Family Radio. His television show, I Don't Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist, airs on the NRB Network. Kyle and Ethan talk to Turek about bad atheist arguments, evidences for Christianity, and Ethan sings a special song inspired by the CrossExamined website logo.
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Topics Discussed
- Is Turek of any relation to Turok the dinosaur hunter?
- Ethan asks Frank if he wants to hear a song he wrote for him. It gets intense.
- Bad atheist arguments
- Who would win in a fight?
- If God is good and all-powerful, how could he allow the Star Wars Prequels to exist?
- Are murder hornets ontologically bad?
- What the evidences for the New Testament?
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan ask Frank Turek questions submitted by our subscribers and then give him The Ten Questions
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like teenage expert Greta Thunberg teaching everything now, Elon Musk being the real-life Tony Stark, and Biden hiring a translator to render his speech into plain English. Ravi Zacharias went on to glory so our topic of the week is recalling Ravi's impact as an apologist and ambassador of the Gospel. This episode gets emotional.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan continue their tribute to Ravi and talk about civility, humility, and forgiveness.
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Show Outline
Introduction
Ethan helps out a family. You can help out too at https://www.ethannicolle.com/post/helping-a-struggling-family
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Seinfeld 23 Hours To Kill and Ethan likes Kerry Callen’s Super Antics and Halo & Sprocket
This News Is Weird
Alleged thieves wore watermelons over heads at grocery store
'Virtual Pub Quiz' sets Guinness record for YouTube streaming
French serial-killer 'expert' admits he made up his experience — even the murder of his nonexistent wife
Pentagon officially releases UFO videos
Massive asteroid flying past Earth next week looks like it's wearing a face mask
Stories of the Week
Story 1
MasterClass Replaces All Instructors With Greta Thunberg
- CNN added Greta to their panel of COVID-19 experts
- Check out the new ad from MasterClass!
Story 2
California Police Attempt To Arrest Elon Musk's Holographic Decoy As Real Musk Escapes On Rocket To Mars
- Musk threatened he was leaving CA to another state
- Musk threatened they were reopening their factory and to come and arrest him if they county insisted on trying to keep them closed
- CA or the county of Merced backed off
- Tweeted “Take the red pill”/but red rose is democratic socialism
- Elon Musk speaks in parables and riddles, like Jesus
Story 3
Biden Campaign Hires Interpreter To Translate His Speeches Into English
- Biden’s interpreter reached out and provided a handy key to help us understand Biden’s unique and endearing speech patterns. Here are a few of the examples that should help you next time you see a Biden speech.
Topic of the Week
Kyle and Ethan recall great teaching moments from Ravi Zacharias.
Clips referenced:
Meaninglessness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qR8b4P8Uk
Islam/forgiveness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmRCsXRassg&feature=youtu.be
Testimony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO8HWH7aq-s
Civility: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MYQhFB_f4I
Humility: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f78Nr4P5KaE
Short tribute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP5NybBs0Ak
Another short tribute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSy4YtExaJg&t
Meaninglessness is self-defeating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i68mc1lMkc
Subjective moral reasoning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0218GkAGbnU
Hate Mail
Going to video means we are beginning to get comments on our appearances and some conspiracy theories about Kyle.
Paid-subscriber portion
Ravi Zacharias still teaches Kyle and Ethan about forgiveness, subjective moral reasoning, humility, and civility.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to professor Tim Milosch about China and international politics. Tim Milosch is an adjunct professor of communication studies, teaching world politics at Biola University, and is currently pursuing a doctoral degree in political science studies at Claremont Graduate University. Did the virus start from someone eating some bad bat soup? Is the Great Wall really that great? Are the Chinese a bunch of filthy commies? Who is General Tso? Find out by watching this new episode!
You can hear more from Tim on his podcast Tim Talks Politics.
Topics Discussed
- Which jokes are not racist?
- Who is General Tso?
- The origins of the coronavirus
- Who are the Chinese Communist Party?
- China’s handling of its neighbors in the South Sea and refusal to recognize independence for Taiwan or Hong Kong
- China making fake islands
- Chinese propaganda
- China cracking down on churches, demolishing buildings, arresting Christians
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan subject Tim Milosch to the ten questions and we find out if there is a Roman Catholic Carman!
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Lyn Ulbricht, the mother of Ross Ulbricht who is currently serving two life sentences without the possibility of parole for creating Silk Road, which was essentially the libertarian Craigslist. Lyn Ulbricht heads up Free Ross, which is an organization that seeks criminal justice reform as well as Ross's freedom. They talk about Ross's case, excessive sentencing practices, and how Ross and Lyn have reconnected with Jesus during this whole series of events.
Topics Discussed
- Who is Ross? What was he like before all this happened?
- Silk Road
- Ross's prosecution and sentencing
- Ross's testimony about Christ giving hope in the midst of hard circumstances
Subscriber Portion
Kyle and Ethan try to break Lyn's brain with the ten questions.
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like the invasion of murder hornets, how a 30 second clip is dividing people, and the “if-it-just-saves-one-life” crowd supporting perpetual lockdown. Kira Davis, editor-at-large of RedState joins Kyle and Ethan for a bit and then Dr. Robert P. Murphy arrives to explain what in the world is going on with the economy under lockdown and how Christians should think more like an economist.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan wax poetic on all the wonders of cheese with a G.K. Chesterton reading!
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Show Outline
Introduction
Kyle’s vacation out of California rapidly descends into chaos as his car explodes and Ethan tries to one-up Kyle’s story.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes the In-N-Out Animal Style Fries & secret menu and Ethan likes The Steeldrivers (Chris Stapleton years).
This News Is Weird
Florida lizard breaks world poop record, dies constipated
Man walks into Dunkin Donuts with no mask — or pants
'Darth Vader' enforces lockdown in Philippine village
World’s biggest 5G tower installed on Mount Everest using yaks to lug ‘controversial’ equipment up tracks
French encouraged to eat more cheese as act of patriotism
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears
- Washington state is noticing a worrying new invasive species of Asian Giant Hornets called “Murder Hornets”
- Are bears the deterrent we need to stop this unchecked aggression from the Far East lately?
- What other options did Trump consider?
Story 2
Asking For Context Of Thirty Second Video Revealed To Be Racist Dog Whistle
- Ahmaud Aubrey was followed in a truck in an alleged citizen’s arrest by two whites, a father and son.
- When one of the men tried to use a shotgun to force the man to comply, an altercation occurred, in which Ahmaud was killed.
- Everyone is forming an opinion based on 30 seconds of footage- which looks really bad- but does it provide all the relevant data we need to decide guilt? Is it okay to ask questions?
- The struggle of even talking about this civilly and the frustration felt by all people
Story 3
'It's Worth It If It Saves Just One Life,' Says Woman Who Supports Abortion On Demand
- Hypocrisy of the left on saving lives… trying to keep abortion clinics open and shutting everything else down
- Obviously would have to shut down cities, get rid of cars, planes, subways…
- As if a permanent lockdown on the economy won’t cost lives in the long run. Even now the UN is warning about 260 million marching to starvation worldwide as a result of the economy being shut down. What about those lives?
- If we don’t get back to work and produce things, pretty soon we won’t be just watching netflix and ordering in pizza every night. Things will get bad for everyone.
- Planned Parenthood’s bizarre tweet on Mother’s Day
Interview of the Week
Dr. Robert P Murphy joins Kyle and Ethan to help explain what in the world is going on with the economy. He breaks things down like Ethan is five and uses numerous lemonade stand analogies. We had some issues on the skype video quality.
Love Mail/Hate Mail
We talk about how we are a racist trash fire.
Paid-subscriber portion
Looking at Chesterton’s essay on cheese. Poets need to write more about cheese.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle go on a roller coaster ride of an interview with outspoken Christian and duck hunter Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame. He was quarantining before it was cool and he gives life lessons and gospel witness in this whirlwind episode. They discuss free toilet paper you find in the woods, what the apostle Paul says about killing millions of ducks, and how sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll don't satisfy.
You can watch Phil's new show In The Woods With Phil on Blaze TV.
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Topics Discussed
- Having a camera crew living with your family
- Being explicitly Christian in a public sphere
- Living off in the woods all by yourself- quarantining before it was cool
- Free toilet paper in the woods
- Coming to Jesus and living by the good book
- Phil's mouth is Noah's ark filled with two of every animal
- Why we kill ducks and not geese
- Putting down the pudding and picking up popcorn
This episode is available to watch in full for everyone as a celebration of the launch of our video podcasts.
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In this special mother's day episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by their moms, Diane and Diane, to talk about the biggest stories of the week like celebrities being just like you, believe-all-women hypocrisy, and how expert predictions always go well. Then, the biggest topic of the week, your mom. We find out about what it was like having to raise Kyle and Ethan and whether or not it was worth it.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to keep listening to the two Dianes spill on all the really embarassing stories that they have on Kyle and Ethan. Kyle's mom brings in a treasure trove of old stuff Kyle made.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kyle's mom Diane and introduce viewers to the new videocast.
Stuff That’s Good -
Kyle - Disc golf
Ethan - Crooked Still
Weird news-
Police in India reveal device to detain coronavirus lockdown violators without contact
Kentucky governor apologizes to Tupac Shakur for unemployment mix-up
Sign warns 'mystery human poo-er' to stop defecating on garage
Man takes 43 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts
With Americans feeling the financial pressure of millions of jobs lost, Celebrities joined together to bring hope to the nation by spelling “We’re all in this together” with their yachts
- Patton Tweet
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People who thought it was real
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Hope police cars - PROPHECY REPORT cops got together to spell out HOPE with their cars and they really did that
Story 2 - Judge Dismisses Sexual Assault Allegations Against Biden On Grounds That He Is Not A Republican
At a prelimary hearing to establish evidence in the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden, a federal judge dismissed all charges after the revelation that he was not a Republican.
- This is the new normal since Kavanaugh
- Get screenshots of tweets from Kavanaugh era
- Adam Ford updated old Pelosi tweets: https://disrn.com/news/opinion-updated-some-of-pelosis-tweets-in-light-of-accusations-against-biden
- Feminist attorney Lisa Bloom said she believes Tara Reade was assaulted by Biden but still supports him: I believe you, Tara Reade.
Story 3 - Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years
Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models confirmed today that they are "pretty confident" they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years.
Kyle and Ethan play Name That Failed Prophecy!
Topic of the Week - Your Mom
- Was it worth it?
- Weird/embarrassing stories from the kids’ youth (subscriber?)
- What’s your favorite yo momma joke?
- Parenting advice: you’re obviously great parents since you raised the minds behind The Babylon Bee. What is some advice you have for all the young mothers out there?
- What was the worst part about raising (Ethan/Kyle)
- What hopes and dreams were crushed the moment you became a parent
- What do you do with all your free time now
- Kyle talks about his Christian upbringing. You didn’t let him watch movies like The Terminator or Friday the 13th, scarring him for life. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Are there any interesting home remedies you found as a mother?
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Tips for moms -- agree or disagree
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Larry the Cucumber voice and VeggieTales co-creator and Mike Nawrocki! Mike is a director, producer, writer, voice actor, animator, musician, puppeteer, and assistant professor of Film and Animation at Lipscomb University in Nashville, TN. Kyle, Ethan, and Mike give you the Babylon Bee exclusive behind-the-scenes look into the world of VeggieTales!
Mike is also the author of a series of children’s books called The Dead Sea Squirrels—out now!
You can find more from Mike Nawrocki at Facebook and Instagram.
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Topics Discussed
- How the original VeggieTales became a huge sensation
- How Ethan ruined VeggieTales with In The House
- Kyle and Ethan give Mike free creative advise and character ideas
- Mike's new books The Dead Sea Squirrels
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:42:37)
- Does he have any thoughts on Phil Vischer’s comments where he regrets aspects of VeggieTales?
- Bacon Bill and MeatyTales
- We get Larry the Cucumber to read some Bible verses you've never heard him read before!
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 4/29/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like Kim Jong Un being Un-dead, doctor Trump talking about disinfectant being used to clean the body, and the oppression of the American people under this lockdown being so bad that Trump has to tell the governors to “let my people go!” This episode is a must listen for the ‘Go Down Donald’ music track alone which we spent way too much time on. They also talk about why staring at a TV isn’t church.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to listen to Kyle and Ethan dig into the mail bag where they find an audio file sent to us by a subscriber! They talk about worship songs or worship leader habits that really bug them and answer other deep questions from subscribers.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about waterslides and hotdogs and shampoo.
Stuff That’s Good -
Kyle: H.P. Lovecraft - At the Mountains of Madness, The Festival, Rats in the Walls, The Hound
Ethan: Like Trees Walking Podcast
These Things Are Weird -
Ontario woman’s life saved by breast implant that deflected bullet
Dirt bikers make use of sand-covered skate park in California
Oregon man drove to 11 different Wendy's restaurants twice in 1 day to stock up on free nuggets, report says
Woman ‘wakes up in a body bag after mistakenly being declared dead’
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - North Korea Reports Kim Jong Un Is 'Most Alive Person In Universe'
- NBC’s Katy Tur tweeted then quickly deleted a tweet saying he was brain dead
- Conflicting rumors were circulating that the North Korean dictator had to have heart surgery to put a stent put in and that he was either dead or in a vegitative state
- Liberals started thirsting for a woman dictator in his sister Kim Yo Jong
- North Korea is going to get a woman leader before the US? LET THAT SINK IN PEOPLE
- Other countries that beat the US to a woman leader
- Kyle reads a very real and not fake at all statement from the People's Republic Of North Korea
Story 2 - Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go
- Trump wants to start recommending phases of opening up the economy. But California, Oregon & Washington Announce Western States Pact in which they will only open up their states when SCIENCE says to.
Kyle and Ethan hit the guitar and banjo for a new version of an old classic, Let My People Go.
(Begins at 00:29:11)
Go down Donald, way down in Michigan
Tell old Whitmer to let my people go
When buyin’ guns and seeds was banned
(Let my people go)
Oppressed so hard they could not stand
(Let My people go)
“Go down , Donald
way down in Cali Land
Tell old Gavin to let the skaters go” (LET THE SKATERS GO)
So Trump spoke to the press and there decreed
(Let My people go)
But CNN -wouldn’t air the feed
(Let My people go)
Yes the protesters said, “come down (COME DOWN), Donald, (DONALD)
way (WAY) down (DOWN) at the Bass Pro” BASS PRO
Tell those governors to let them buy ammo (LET THEM BUY AMMO)
Trump said, “If you want to end the quarantine,
(Why not give bleach a go?)
Hit em with hydroxychloroquine
(Let the Clorox flow!”)
God, The Lord said, “Go down, (GO DOWN) Donald,(DONALD) way (WAY) down (DOWN) to America”
Tell Dem TELL DEM governors GOVERNORS to let My people go
Tell Dem TELL DEM governors GOVERNORS let My people go
Story 3 - Trump Says To Drink Lots Of Water, Media Reports He Told Everyone To Drown Themselves
- Trump seemed to be pontificating before the press about things he was discussing with his experts about in coming up with possible treatments to defeat coronavirus.
- The corporate press immediately reported that Trump was advising the public to drink bleach and disinfectants and blue checks and Democrats jumped over it.
Topic of the Week - Why go to church?
- With most people streaming church services, is there a reason to go back? Why should Christians have fellowship in person?
- Broader cultural effects of religion and church attendance
- Hebrews 10:25 - And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds, 25 not giving up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but encouraging one another—and all the more as you see the Day approaching.
- “They devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching, to the fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer” (Acts 2:42) - Most of these things are not very zoom-friendly
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Church as performance versus church as participation in the body
- If you’re just there to see a cool concert and speech, then really there is no difference between attending and streaming.
- The consumerism mindset, church as a product
- Communion, baptism, church discipline
- Also need to consider that you go to church to serve others not just to receive a message or receive service yourself
- Plus, pastors who preach on a live stream are really flat and two-dimensional. They aren’t very responsive. It’s like talking to a wall.
Hate Mail- Get rid of that Mullet guy!!
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Kyle and Ethan talk to pastor Michael G. Brown, a reformed church planting missionary currently serving in an area hard hit by the virus: Milan, Italy. He is a co-author of the book Sacred Bond: Covenant Theology Explored. They talk about what it’s like being a missionary in a part of the world that got slammed hard by the pandemic and how the Gospel meets the greatest need of everyone living through these times. You can find out more about the mission efforts in Milan at ReformationItaly.org
Topics Discussed
- Serving in an area that was hit very hard by coronavirus
- Planting a reformed church in Italy and the history of the Reformation there
- Moralistic therapeutic deism and post-modernism
- The Reformed Gospel and the Council of Trent
- The pros and cons of nationalized healthcare
- Metal music
- Pizza, Mario Brothers, and Papist Ninjas
- The Ten Questions
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the biggest stories of the week like New York City Mayor de Blasio calling on everyone to be a KAREN, a woman is wanting everyone to affirm her relationship with a chandelier, and the certain future of chain-smoking monkeys taking over the world. Kyle and Ethan then get Hans Fiene of Lutheran Satire wound up about various things in Christian culture.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to hear the rest of the Hans Fiene interview and Kyle and Ethan go to the mailbag.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about the latest Babylon Bee podcast which happened to have been the latest Audio Mullet episode.
Stuff That’s Good -
Kyle: W.A Criswell’s sermon Whether We Live Or Die
Ethan: Garlic Reaper Hot Sauce
Weird news
California woman dreamed about eating engagement ring — woke up to find she really did
Rusty knife embedded in man’s head for 26 years after being mugged
Woman dating a chandelier has discrimination case thrown out
According to DISRN: A British woman who claims to be in a long-term relationship with a 92-year-old chandelier was told that her attraction to the light fixture is not a protected sexual orientation.
Novelty toilet roll cakes keep Finnish baker in business
Man opens up corroded can of Spider-Man pasta from 1995 after getting 1995 retweets.
Monkeys and Apes chain smoking cigaretts as coronavirus panic grips planet
Monkey caught on camera flying kite on rooftop
Woman dating a chandelier has discrimination case thrown out
Pensioner thrown from fighter jet after accidentally pulling ejector lever mid-flight
Missouri Sues Televangelist Jim Bakker For Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure
Coronavirus: Police raid closed Liverpool comedy club after live-stream mix-up
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN)
At a press conference this morning, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio unveiled a new way that individual citizens can help enforce social distancing: a.new enforcement program called the Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance, or KAREN for short.”
- According to DISRN: De Blasio encourages New Yorkers to snap photos of people not social distancing and text to authorities: "Enforcement will come right away"
Story 2 - Trump Announces America's Grand Reopening Sale
President Trump has announced that America will be reopening soon, and the occasion will be celebrated with an "insane" "once-in-a-lifetime" Grand Reopening Sale.
The grand reopening extravaganza will include 50% off all landmarks and monuments, in a bid to make back some of the trillions lost during the recession.
Story 3 - Dems Rush To Defend Kavanaugh After He Puts On Joe Biden Mask
Democrats are scrambling to defend Brett Kavanaugh against his accusers after he put on a Joe Biden mask.
- According to DISRN: Just last Thursday we pointed out that more than three weeks after Reade's serious public accusation, CNN still had ZERO articles on their website mentioning her name. Not one. Despite 700 articles mentioning Brett Kavanaugh's debunked accuser, Christine Blasey Ford.
- CNN finally ran this headline: Democrats grapple with questions about Tara Reade's sexual assault allegation against Joe Biden
Interview of the Week - Hans Fiene of Lutheran Satire.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to former congressman Dr. Ron Paul. Dr. Paul advocated for non-interventionism, sound money, and individual liberty throughout his career and became the figurehead of a libertarian movement through his presidential campaigns. He is the author of several books including End The Fed and Swords Into Plowshares. Kyle and Ethan ask Dr. Paul about his faith, attempt to get libertarian answers on various modern problems, and try to get him to spill on how much gold he has under his mattress. We find out if Ethan accepts Ron Paul into his heart to become a full-blown libertarian in the subscriber portion.
You can see more Ron Paul on his Liberty Report.
Topics Discussed
- How Ron’s faith and politics intersect and on setting an example
- Non-interventionism; blaming America, blowback, & war
- Ron Paul’s foundations for his pro-life views
- On refusing to endorse McCain or Romney
- What is sound money and what is wrong with the dollar? The gold standard
- The Boom-Bust cycle. Ron Paul thinks the virus is being blamed instead of where the real problem lies at the Federal Reserve
Subscriber Portion (Begins At 00:43:45)
- Coronavirus- is the government cure worse than the disease? Is it a HOAX?
- Is there hope for the future?
- Dan tries to explain inflation
- Kyle and Ethan discuss non-interventionism
- Does Ethan accept Ron Paul into his heart?
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 4/15/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the great void in humor we sense as Bernie drops out of the race, how Biden is making the face mask regulations work for him when he wants to smell everyone, and how Trump finally solved his press briefing woes. Kyle and Ethan also talk about weird news like screaming goats taking over a Welsh town and also chat with comedian boomer Jeff Allen.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about the latest open thread premium post about Good Friday for Babylon Bee subscribers, circumcision, Mediterranean food. and some unused headlines.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about milk production, goose racism, and word associations. Ethan also gives combat tips against geese. Kyle and Ethan talk about their Easter celebrations in quarantine.
Stuff That’s Good -
Kyle: 90s CCM Albums
Ethan: Best Worst Movie
Weird news- Ethan inspires a soundbyte and a new segment.
Coronavirus lockdown spurs police in England to dye 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter Instagrammers
Mountain goats use coronavirus lockdown to take over Welsh town, video shows
Mum who gave birth during coronavirus lockdown calls child 'Covid Bryant'
Story 1 - Bernie Tests Negative For President : Presidential Hopeful and Socialist Bernie Sanders had his entire campaign derailed after getting back the results from a routine medical exam. Overall he had a clean bill of health but he did test negative for President.
- Bernie Sanders dropped out finally and endorsed Joe Biden!
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Since we may not see Bernie again, here are some Bernie Sanders greatest hits…
- Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of Race To Spend More Time With His Many, Many Houses
- Bernie Sanders Drops Out As Campaign Goals Of Locking Everyone Up, Destroying Economy Already Achieved
- Bernie Vows To Rebuild Berlin Wall
- '80s Movie Night Gets Awkward As Bernie Sanders Keeps Rooting For All The Villains
- Bernie Sanders Hastily Adds Right To An Abortion At Any Time To Copy Of The Constitution
- Bernie Sanders Unveils New Plan To Levy Special Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Money Than Bernie Sanders
- Nike Releases Bernie Sanders Signature Shoe That Helps You Survive Under Socialism
- Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism
- Bernie Sanders Praises China For Eradicating Poverty By Killing All The Poor People
- Bernie Sanders Leaps Into Wood Chipper To Reduce Carbon Footprint
- Bernie Sanders's Acme Rocket Explodes In His Face In Yet Another Failed Attempt To Catch A Billionaire
- Sanders Clarifies His Gulags Will Be Democratic Gulags
- Bernie Sanders Supporters Defend How He Always Wears A Top Hat And Monocle And Carries Around Bags With Dollar Signs On Them
- Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program
- Disheveled And Covered In $100 Bills, Bernie Sanders Claims He Was Attacked By A Group Of Billionaires
- Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders
- Bernie Sanders Yelling At Kids To Get Off His Many, Many Lawns
- Bernie Sanders Banned From Fortnite For Throwing All The Other Players Into Gulags
- Bernie Sanders Takes Quiet Moment To Seek Advice From Portraits Of His Favorite Dictators
Story 2 - Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair : Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden has agreed to wear a CDC-approved N95 ventilator mask. However his staff was troubled when he cut a nose-shaped hole out of his mask so that he could still sniff people’s hair.
- This one went nuts. Burned Bernie Bros have been taking to social media to complain about Joe Biden too.
- We need to make a mask that looks like you have a bat hanging out of your mouth
- Is everyone complying with wearing masks out in public?
- Jesus not obeying the shelter in place order
Story 3 - Trump Installs Ejection Seats Throughout Press Briefing Room : After several tumultuous press briefings with a combative media, President Donald Trump has sought to solve the ongoing conflict by reaching out a hand ... and pressing a red button on his podium that ejects journalists into space on rocket-powered chairs.
- Usual characters trade jabs with president at his press briefings with coronavirus task force.
- Yamiche from PBS has been sparring with him about ventilators.
- Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy retooled his 75% of his factory to make masks and gave some off the cuff remarks about reading the Bible and looking to God during this time, the media went apoplectic.
- CNN’s Jim Acosta, another usual character, accused Trump of engaging in “happy talk” and painting a rosy picture despite personal protective equipment shortages. Trump slammed him.
Interview of the Week - Millennial Kyle and Gen X Ethan talk to boomer and comedian Jeff Allen about life in America changing, Jesus saving Jeff out of alcoholism, and keeping comedy clean.
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - We get a neutral mail teasing us with knowledge of Carman.
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Open Discussion Thread; Good Friday
Some Unused Headlines and sneak peak at upcoming headlines in our drafts
Mediterranean food and circumcision
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Kristen Day, the Executive Director of Democrats For Life of America. She caught the Bee’s eye after putting Pete Buttigieg on the spot about whether or not there is a place in the Democratic Party for pro-life voters. Kyle and Ethan chat with her about abortion, pro-life activism, and partisan divides.
Topics Discussed
- There are 21 million pro-life democrats that aren’t being served by their party
- Kristen’s pro-life convictions based on religious worldview and science
- Having an opinion on abortion without a uterus
- Safe, Legal, and Rare becoming Legal… ‘Shout Your Abortion’
- Confronting Pete Buttigieg on whether there is room in the party for pro-life Dems
- The goals and activism of Democrats For Life of America
- How the pro-abortion lobby took control of the party
- The Democrats For Life are not officially endorsing Joe Biden
- “Pro-life for the whole life”
- Political strategies and strange alliances
- Adoption and pregnancy centers
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 4/8/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about how unemployment has skyrocketed, Jeremy Camp has created a camp for all kids named Jeremy, and how Bill Gates’ cure for coronavirus was taken out by a Windows virus. Kyle and Ethan then discuss the wonder, the mystery, and the historicity of the Resurrection and how that sets Christianity apart from every other worldview.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle tortures Ethan with Star Trek talk.
Kyle- Codenames A Party Game
Ethan- That Story Show Podcast
Story 1 - Groundbreaking New Study Suggests Shutting Down Economy Could Contribute To Unemployment
- This gif tells the story of the weekly unemployment claims. Unemployment skyrocketed over 10 million unemployment claims in just two weeks.
- Some are projecting 15% unemployment rate in a few weeks and many small businesses are threatened with permanent closures and bankruptcies
Story 2 - Jeremy Camp Opens Camp For Underprivileged Kids Named Jeremy: 'Jeremy Camp'
Story 3 - Tragic: Bill Gates Had A Cure For Coronavirus But It Was Erased By A Windows Virus
- Gates had stepped down from Microsoft board recently to focus on humanitarian efforts.
- He says the deaths from coronavirus are a “nightmare scenario” but could be less that what is being predicted if we all stay home.
- He said back in 2015 that we should be concerned about disease and not war causing millions of deaths.
Topic of the Week - The historicity of Christianity in the life, death, and resurrection of Christ. The full humanity of Christ and how modern Christians tend to de-emphasize the resurrection of the body.
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Modern Christians have deemphasized the resurrection of the body.
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Kyle’s college story
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Purpose-driven life gospel presentation:
- “Believe God loves you and made you for his purposes. Believe you’re not an accident. Believe you were made to last forever. Believe God has chosen you to have a relationship with Jesus, who died on the cross for you. Believe that no matter what you’ve done, God wants to forgive you. Second, receive. Receive his forgiveness for your sins. Receive his Spirit, who will give you the power to fulfill your life purpose. ... Wherever you are reading this, I invite you to bow your head and quietly whisper the prayer that will change your eternity. ‘Jesus, I believe in you and I receive you.’ Go ahead. If you sincerely meant that prayer, congratulations! Welcome to the family of God!””
- Lord I Lift Your Name on High
Bible’s emphasis on resurrection --
...If Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is in vain and your faith is in vain.
“By vindicating Christ in His resurrection, the Father declared His acceptance of Jesus’ work on our behalf... Had Christ not been raised, we would have a mediator whose redeeming work in our behalf was not acceptable to God.” -- RC Sproul
“The cross and the empty tomb stand at the center of the Christian faith. Without these, there is no good news — no salvation.” -- Albert Mohler
Emptiness of “religion” and the alternatives
A.) Pop culture -- “he’s in a better place”
B.) Atheist eulogy: And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.
And you'll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they'll be comforted to know your energy's still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you're just less orderly. Amen.
Proofs of the Resurrection
- Empty tomb -- why didn’t his enemies just produce his body?
- Eyewitnesses -- Christianity began spreading rapidly as the eyewitness accounts began to spread.
- Disciples’ boldness -- Seeing a resurrected Christ turned Peter from being afraid of a little girl to proclaiming Christ crucified to thousands in the book of Acts (Bible’s honesty).
- Martyrs -- at some point, you would have thought some of the disciples would have given up the game if it were all a hoax. But all of them except possibly John were slaughtered for their faith and clung to Christ’s resurrection as their power and hope.
- Ultimately we believe because of the Word of God and because of our changed lives by the resurrection power of God.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Dr. Jeff Myers, President of Summit Ministries, and author of the new book Unquestioned Answers. They discuss cheesy church sign and bumper sticker theology, canned Christian clichés, easy answers, and the need to think deeply about the reasons for why we believe what we believe. Kyle and Ethan own Jeff with the ironclad "rabbit poop" proof for atheism and talk about the need for a more thoughtful faith.
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Topics Discussed
- What does Summit Ministries do
- To what extent Is it okay to have doubts and questions in Christianity
- Bumper sticker clichés in Christian culture
- Church signs are mostly ‘dad jokes’
- Unquestioned Answers
- “Simplicism” - the desire to reduce deep truths into sound bytes?
- Being in dialogue while not shutting down conversation
- The ironclad ‘rabbit poop’ argument for atheism previously mentioned on our Greg Koukl interview
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:43:45)
Songs mentioned on the podcast:
Heritage Singers / "God Said It, I Believe It"
Bobby Bare / “Drop Kick Me Jesus”
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 4/1/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by the editor-in-chief of Ricochet, Jon Gabriel, as they discuss the week’s big stories like using worthless dollar bills as toilet paper, China being so awesome and great at everything, and the government accidentally banning itself when it bans all non-essential business. They also discuss reading really old books by dead guys to gain perspective during hard times.
You can hear more Jon Gabriel on his podcast: The Conservatarians.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Jon Gabriel talk about our awesome subscriber portion intros that you’re missing out on if you are not a subscriber, pacing while talking on phone calls, ten questions on life for Jon, and also analyzing some list of the top 100 20th century novels.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan welcome Jon Gabriel to the podcast.
Stuff That’s Good -
Ethan- Rise of Jordan Peterson documentary
Kyle- Tuttle Twins Books
Jon - A Confederacy of Dunces
Story 1 - Toilet Paper Crisis Solved As Government Prints Trillions Of Fresh, Soft Dollar Bills
- According to Thomas Massie this isn’t a $2.2 Trillion stimulus; it is a $6 trillion stimulus when you factor in all the unaccountable actions by the Federal Reserve and US Treasury
- The Federal Reserve lowered interest rates to 0% and set reserve requirements at banks to zero.
- When Americans get a $1200 check, but the bill is $2 trillion, each American’s tax burden to pay it off will be $13,333.
- Inflation is the increase of the money supply, not the immediate increase in consumer prices. Effects won’t be felt immediately and equally dispersed throughout the economy’s industries. Austrian economics teaches that this is how bubbles form in certain industries and systematic malinvestments of resources take place in the first place. The higher forms of production get bid up first, they have the first crack at the “free money”. They go crazy building factories and end products that there are no real savings to buy at the end of the road. Boom and then bust.
Story 2 - China: 'We've Completely Cured Coronavirus And Everything Is Fine Here And No One Is Allowed In To Check'
- Their numbers are pretty low. They told World Health Org coronavirus wasn’t spreading from person to person and the WHO tweeted that out January 14!
- Why does WHO defend China as in this CNBC article?
- China stopped their lockdown protocols but then suddenly closed movie theaters again?
- Orders for urns much greater than reported deaths?
Story 3 - Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses
- I really miss Adam Ford. Now it’s just the libertarian bee.
- How are we deciding what is essential or not
- Is it dangerous to cede the idea that church is “non-essential”
Topic of the Week - Talking to Jon Gabriel about reading old books to gain a sense of perspective.
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - Ethan almost doxxes Joe “Flowerbed”
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- Time’s Top Novels
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Dana Loesch. She is a talk radio host, author, TV commentator, and longtime Second Amendment advocate. She has a new book Grace Canceled: How Outrage is Destroying Lives, Ending Debate, and Endangering Democracy. Kyle, Ethan, and Dana talk about milkshake ducks, corporate media reporting on cultural divides by taking sides, believing all women except conservative clumps of cells, and searching for Bigfoot.
You can also follow Dana on Twitter.
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Topics Discussed
- Kyle and Ethan shine a spotlight on all of her evil
- Dana talks about that CNN “Townhall” on Gun Violence
- The second amendment, gun control, and cultural issues
- Cancel culture and milkshake ducks
- Gun violence being the fault of the National Rifle Association
- The Second Amendment covers battle tanks and armored combat vehicles.
- The left attacking her/receiving death threats
- Society is addicted to outrage and cancelling people
- Searching for Bigfoot
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:42:44)
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/25/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like quiverfull families running afoul of social distancing rules, Dems and Republicans debating how much imaginary money to spend stimulating the economy, and Trump taking advantage of Disneyland being empty by going on every ride. Kyle and Ethan talk about stuff that’s good and inform the listeners how to chase your hat with a life lesson from GK Chesterton.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss the news media being so biased that it makes normal people defend Trump who otherwise wouldn’t and how Tulsi Gabbard has been absorbed into the Borg collective and forced to support Joe Biden.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Ethan is the Samwise to Kyle’s Frodo, the government is chasing us to enforce social distancing, and Kyle got to go to a mountain cabin in a winter wonderland.
We now have a premium section on the website with exclusive articles and behind-the-scenes takes. One of this week’s articles got covered there. You can also preview the Babylon Bee big coffee table book cover there!
Stuff That’s Good - Kyle and Ethan talk about stuff they are excited about in a new segment where they talk about stuff th at is good.
Story 1 - Duggar Family Found In Violation Of Ban On Large Gatherings
Story 2 - Investigation Reveals Trump Caused Mass Hysteria So He Could Go On All The Rides At Disneyland With No Lines
Story 3 - Dems Worried Stimulus Bill Would Stimulate Economy
- Democrats under Nancy Pelosi’s leadership shut down a bipartisan Senate bill that would ostensibly go to helping the people and companies shut down by the virus and government mandates
- We discuss a list of all the things both sides are trying to cram into the bill no doubt.
Topic of the Week - G.K. Chesterton On Running After Your Hat- How to have a sense of humor amidst tough circumstances and annoyances. Viewing things rightly.
- The right way to view things -- to find objective truth and meaning in the chaos
- Having the right perspective amid annoyance and inconvenience
- This is far from the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
- Just say, “I’m just chasing my hat” in your daily life!
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - We are told that we need a calvinist on staff again...
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Story 1 - 'Joe Biden Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi Gabbard After DNC Completes Assimilation Process
- Tulsi Gabbard was anti-establishment until she wasn’t. She was anti-war anti-interventionism and now she’s telling people to vote for Iraq war supporting Joe Biden.
- We remember when Ron Paul told everyone to go vote for a third party candidate. Any of them.
Story 2 - Trump Says, 'I Don't Want Any Americans To Die', NYT Quotes As 'I... Want... Americans To Die'
- The latest example of fake news. The New York Times changes its headline three times to make the Democrats look better in the relief bill obstruction. Went from “Democrats Block…” to “Partisan Divide…”
- Trump press conferences where reporters take him out of context to make the virus response super partisan and political and try to paint him in the worst light. “The virus is a hoax” “Trump is attacking the press.” “Trump didn’t plan ahead or order supplies in time.” “Trump’s response is delayed” “Trump disbanded the pandemic response team” “Trump cut funding to the CDC”, etc... Trump tweeted out this fact check.
- WaPo reporter apologized and deleted the tweet which made it sound like Trump was calling the virus a “hoax.”
- Trump was saying two medicines taken together might prove to be of help for those suffering from the virus, but they’re still looking into it. NBC/Bloomberg ran a story about how if you take two grams of the substance, it will kill you. That would be like 4X the dosage though. A couple drank aquarium tank cleaner and reporters tried to blame Trump.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to the man behind RefToons: Paul Cox! RefToons is a free-to-read webcomic, inspired by theology and church history. Paul is a freelance illustrator and cartoonist and has four chickens.
Paul has previously co-authored and illustrated Pilgrims Progress: A Poetic Journey.
You can pre-order RefToons Collection I now which collects the first two years of RefToons!
RefToons is on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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Topics Discussed
- Paul’s story- who is he? How did he become a Christian?
- Ethan discovers Martin Luther’s insults and he’s like a kid on an airplane for the first time
- Wisconsin stuff and raising chickens
- The master Bill Watterson
- Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Garfield
- Discovering Michael Horton’s book Christless Christianity
- Problems in the church, unanswered questions, finding answers in expositional preaching and reformed church history
- Reformation theology
- Love for the imminently quotable G.K. Chesterton
- Cancelled Christian Artists
- The second commandment forbidding images of the persons of the Trinity
- Paul has a Carman story!
- Paul’s new book collection RefToons Collection I which collects all of 2017-2019 and his Pilgrims Progress: A Poetic Journey
Mentioned on the podcast: Greg Koukl’s Stand To Reason Podcast.
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:43:04)
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Hot takes on some of the Reformed/Puritans:
- Calvin
- Luther
- Beth Moore
- John MacArthur
- Huldrych Zwingli
- Jonathan Edwards
- John Piper
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More Martin Luther potty talk
- Tapping maple trees and other Wisconsin things
- Butterburgers and other fine cuisine
- Loony Toons
- Also Mentioned: R.C. Sproul’s What Is Reformed Theology?
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/18/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like how our entire society has turned upside down and now the nerds rule, the rise of black markets in hand sanitizer, and how churches our delivering communion elements via drone. They then discuss how we shouldn’t be afraid of coronavirus and how the entire world is under God’s control.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan mull over rejected headlines from subscribers and some of the writers. It’s another exciting segment of ‘Almost A Headline!’.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes as a recurring motif in rock songs, Ethan’s wife video chats Ethan from the furniture store, and the guys discuss how people seem to be doing home improvement projects during this coronavirus shutdown.
Story 1 - Nation's Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden
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Italy Totally Fine Thanks To Universal Healthcare System
- (From Snopes) The article references a document drawn up by health officials in Turin, a city in Northern Italy hit hard by the virus, with guidelines for if and when “It becomes impossible to provide all patients with intensive care service.” In such a case, the document says, “It will be necessary to apply criteria for access to intensive treatment, which depends on the limited resources available.”
- ‘The criteria for access to intensive therapy in cases of emergency must include age of less than 80 or a score on the Charlson comorbidity Index [which indicates how many other medical conditions the patient has] of less than 5.'
Story 2 - Drug Cartels Switch To Producing Hand Sanitizer
- Ethan and Kyle act out an episode of 'Breaking Purell.'
Story 3 - Churches Switch To Remote Drone Delivery For Communion
Topic of the Week - Latest Numbers On Coronavirus: 100% Of World Still Under God's Control
Everything-- even church-- being shut down from Coronavirus. “Do not be afraid.”- Jesus
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - A dramatic slam poetry minute with Dave DeAndrea. You can not miss this beatnik slam poem sesh!
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:53:25)
Kyle and Ethan laugh and mull over rejected headlines from subscribers and the writers.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Jeff Durbin, a Pastor and Elder of Apologia Church in Tempe, a hospital chaplain, outreach minister, and a popular speaker. He’s a martial artist with 5 black belts, has played roles from Mortal Kombat and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and is known for sidewalk ministry and apologetics debates. The guys talk about martial arts, video games, ministry, and Jeff's crazy adoption story. Jeff co-hosts Apologia Radio and Apologia TV, both found at Apologia Studios, and you can find Apologia's outreach resources for pro-life ministry at End Abortion Now.
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Topics Discussed
- Martial arts
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Sidwalk ministry outside places where abortion takes place
- We get Jeff’s thoughts on Abolitionism vs Pro-life activism
- An abortion doctor in Phoenix pulled out a gun to threaten Jeff’s group
- The arcades being the hangout spots
- Jeff’s video game roles
- Mortal Kombat: The Live Tour
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- MTV’s The Final Fu
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:53:17)
- Real life self-defence stories
- Carman’s music inspires Jeff’s friend
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Behind the scenes with apologist James White
- What’s the deal with the coogi sweaters?
- Giving knives to children
- Jeff adopted a child who had a medical condition saved from abortion and then God totally healed him.
Also mentioned on the podcast: The King James Only Controversy by James White.
You need to check out this sweet promo reel of Jeff Durbin’s martial arts on display in MTV’s The Final Fu and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams’ math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. ‘Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?’ becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about how we’re not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle’s family plans.
Story 1 - Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders
- Right before Super Tuesday, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar dropped out giving Biden a dominating election night.
- Biden got the Robert Francis O’Rourke to endorse him and promised Beto that he could head up his gun control efforts
- After a disappointed Super Tuesday, Bloomberg dropped out and endorsed Biden too.
- Kamala Harris endorsed Biden too.
Story 2 - Brian Williams To Host New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?'
- How many people didn’t catch this before airing this segment? Producer, scriptwriter, graphics guy, Brian, guest, etc.
- “Brian Williams” hosts an exciting episode of ‘Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?’
Story 3 - Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces
- It’s a sad story.
Topic of the Week - Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else’s problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview.
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is “SPOOF!”
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:56:05)
Story 1 - Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts
Story 2 - Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Mike Nelson, former star of Mystery Science Theater 3000, RiffTrax dude, and host of some podcasts. Mike talks to Kyle and Ethan about his story of becoming a Christian, working in an industry that’s not really down with that, making comedy for all, and how he and Ethan helped ruin VeggieTales.
You can hear more from Mike Nelson on his podcasts: Like Trees Walking (about Basic Christian Apologetics), 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back (about bad books) and he semi-regularly joins in with Doug TenNapel and Ethan Nicolle on Audio Mullet!
Check out the RiffTrax Live 2020 Kickstarter!
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Topics Discussed
- The guys plan out Mike’s tombstone listing his accomplishments
- Mike Nelson’s story and his work on MST3K
- How Ready Player One is terrible
- Coming to faith in Hollywood
- Facing doubts, finding ammunition in C.S. Lewis’ God in the Dock
- Working with people who disagree with you
- RiffTrax events and other podcasts
- Mike Nelson worked on the infamous Netflix run of Veggietales with Ethan
- Hollywood name-dropping and funny things that happened to Mike’s wife
- Seat-fillers at award shows
Mentioned in this episode: MST3K: Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (This episode may be a good gateway into MST3K according to Mike Nelson)
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:42:09)
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/4/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like Mike Pence ordering all the nation’s women to wear special Coronavirus uniforms, Catholics giving up things for Lent which they shouldn’t have been doing anyway, and Joe Biden claiming to be the only person left alive due to America’s gun violence epidemic. We also talk to Annafi Wahed on her new startup TheFlipSide.io which is trying to make Americans listen to each other again.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about a new California bill that seeks to ban all toys that don’t actively confuse your children’s sexuality and also Bernie Sanders’ attempts to draw inspiration from history’s strongest leaders to do what needs to be done.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about Bill & Ted movies, CDC Coronavirus guidelines being implemented to quarantine Ethan, Kyle’s recent trip to a board game geek convention, and how Ethan and Dan had to run the Bee for a few days.
Story 1 - Mike Pence Orders All Women To Wear New Coronavirus-Resistant Uniforms
- Donald Trump announced Mike Pence was leading up the Coronavirus response team.
- 6 people have died in the U.S., Worldwide deaths are over 3000 and its spread to 60 countries so far, stock markets have been shedding trillions of dollars in value.
- The NORMAL flu causes 12-61 thousand deaths annually
- Media types slammed Pence for praying with the response team for some reason? “We’re so screwed.”
Story 2 - Catholic Plans To Spend Lent Giving Up Something He Really Shouldn't Have Been Doing In The First Place
- Lent/ Ash Wednesday / Fish doesn’t count as meat for some reason. Anti-fish bigotry.
- Stuff that’s not in the Bible
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Things they are giving up they shouldn’t be doing anyway:
- Stop murdering hitchhikers
- Stop sleeping with girlfriend
- Refrain from punching babies
- Pushing old ladies into the street
- Stop putting bike locks on 7-11s (Kellen Erskine)
- Stop putting the shopping cart back in the corral (Also Kellen Erskine)
- Arson
- Eating tidepods
- Watching Friends marathon
- Sleeping with Prostitutes in Grand Theft Auto
- Crack
- Performing a ritual to summon Satan (at least not on Fridays)
- Uttering casual blasphemies
- Claiming ownership of GK Chesterton
Story 3 - Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence
- At a democratic debate, Joe Biden said 150 million Americans had been killed by gun violence since 2007. He was trying to slam Sanders who voted from some bill in 2005 that prevented frivolous lawsuits against gun manufacturers and distributors
- “150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability," Biden added. "More than all the wars including Vietnam from that point on."
Topic of the Week - Civil Discourse with Annafi Wahed introducing The Flip Side.io.
Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback - Dave DeAndrea reads a paranoid hate mail and the guys hire someone who thinks our jokes are lame.
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:09:52)
Story 1 - Bernie Sanders Takes Quiet Moment To Seek Advice From Portraits Of His Favorite Dictators
See Also: Sanders Tests Out New Mustache Styles In Preparation For Becoming Next Totalitarian Icon
Story 2 - California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality
- ‘Gender neutral’ plan for toys would get rid of boys’ and girls’ aisles in California stores
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle get an exclusive interview with the world famous voice of the Babylon Bee: Dave DeAndrea. After realizing he was not going anywhere in the breakdancing world, Dave found his true calling by putting his golden vocal chords to work. Dave entered the world of Christian music radio and he has translated his talents into a successful, full-time, international career as a voice actor and producer. You know him from such great hits as “Flowerbed” and the intros and outros to the Babylon Bee Podcast which generate more praise than any other element of the show. Here is your chance to listen to an entire episode with that dreamy golden voice filling your ear canals like warm mashed potatoes dripping from a wooden spoon.
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Topics Discussed
- Dave DeAndrea’s story and how he got into Christian radio and voice acting
- Breakdancing with a mullet
- Christian music radio
- How Ethan and Dave go way back
- Dave meets Cynthia
- Dave dramatically reads hate mail
- Dave’s Christian Testimony
- Adoption
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:47:07)
Bonus Audio - From David D’s 90s Christian radio days on The Cutting Edge
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/26/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Babylon Bee writers: Frank J. Fleming, Chris Cowan, and Nate McMillan. They run down the week’s top stories, take a stab at putting together a story on the spot for Trump’s recent trip to India, and Kyle sings karaoke of John Lennon’s re-released Imagine which gives more realistic descriptions of communism.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan and the writers tell the story of how they became Babylon Bee writers and talk about some of their favorite headlines.
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Show Outline
Intro - Kyle and Ethan welcome the writers: Chris Cowan, Frank Fleming, and Nate McMillan.
Stories Of The Week
Story 1 - Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Of The Verses Are Wrong / Hasbro Introduces New 'My Butti' Pete Buttigieg Doll
- Other dolls for the other candidates?
Story 2 - John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ Re-released With More Realistic Description Of Communism
- Kyle sings a karaoke rendition.
Story 3 - Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night
Topic of the Week - The Babylon Bee writers come up with a story on the spot. Join us in the writer’s room.
Hate Mail - In this special edition of ‘I Really Miss Adam Ford,’ we have Frank J. Fleming read the hate mail we got for an article he wrote.
Subscriber portion (Starts at 01:00:26)
Everyone tells their story/ how they joined the Bee.
The writers talk about some of their favorite Bee articles.
Bonus Audio
The Lars Larson Show sent us their professionally done version of the Re-Imagine and now we are singing it around the office. Enjoy!
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Professor Nancy Pearcey. She is professor of apologetics and scholar in residence at Houston Baptist University and author of several books, most recently Love Thy Body: Answering Hard Questions about Life and Sexuality. Prof. Pearcey's books also include Total Truth, Finding Truth, The Soul of Science, Saving Leonardo and How Now Shall We Live? (co-authored with Chuck Colson). They talk about sexuality, gender, abortion, and Christianity's high view of the human body.
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Topics Discussed
- Abortion... scientific human life vs modern Personhood Theory
- Biological Sex vs Gender
- The Christian’s high view of the material world and the human body due to belief in the incarnation of Christ, the resurrection of the dead, and the new heaven & earth.
- Trusting in a design vs individual revolt against nature and biological realities
- Language as a front in the culture war
- All of our actions endorse a worldview
- What about people who identify as “gay Christians” or some other adjective placed before the word Christian?
- Nudity in medieval Christian art
Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:48:21)
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/19/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories such as the collapse of the Yang campaign, the bipartisan aversion toward the ascendent Bloomberg, and how the 56k modem sound makes us salivate for the internet. The guys then discuss the books that made an impact upon them which means C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, and J.R.R. Tolkien all feature heavily. Kyle also tells you which overrated books shouldn’t be considered literary classics.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk more books, feuding Star Wars clubs in high school, and how Paw Patrol is dismantling the State.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about the origin of “This ain’t it, chief,” talk about all the great feedback we got from the Valentine’s episode featuring the Bee wives, and then dive into the week’s top stories.
Story 1 - Yang Campaign Collapses After It's Revealed $1,000/Mo Giveaway Would Be Paid For With $1,000/Mo Tax Increase
- Yang suspended Presidential campaign aspirations after poor showings in Iowa and New Hampshire
- NEWSWEEK: 72 percent of Democratic primary voters plan on voting for the party's nominee even if their first choice doesn't prevail in the primaries.
- But only about half of both Sanders and Yang's supporters agreed that they would support any second choice.
Story 2 - Bloomberg Stops By Daytona 500 To Hand Out Speeding Tickets
- Donald Trump did a flyover of the Daytona 500 in Air Force One
- Did a pace lap in “The Beast”- the presidential limo
- NASCAR fans seems to love it, blue checks and media types rushed out their hot takes labeling it as problematic
Story 3 - Struggling Biden Campaign Now Offering One Month Of Free AOL For Rally Attendance (Babylon Bee Subscriber Phil VanKlinken contributed to this report)
- Support for Joe Biden in Iowa and New Hampshire didn’t materialize and if he doesn’t pull out a win in South Carolina, he is basically done. His numbers there are under strain too.
Topic of the Week - Novels or non-fiction books that made us the men we are now. In this special topic the guys are just talkin’ about books!
- The Hobbit/ Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
- Moby Dick by Herman Melville
- Mere Christianity/ Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis
- Heretics/ Orthodoxy/ In Defense of Sanity/ The Ball and the Cross by G.K. Chesterton
- Pilgrim’s Progress by John Bunyan
- Misery/ Dark Tower/ The Shining and other Stephen King novels
- David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
- Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep
- Dune by Frank Herbert
- H.P Lovecraft books
- 1984/ Animal Farm by George Orwell
- The BFG and other books by Roald Dahl
Love Mail/Hate Mail - We received one of the most touching love mails ever and we got a short hate mail that we have Dave DeAndrea dramatically read.
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:08:27)
Kyle and Ethan talk even more books and Kyle tells a crazy story about the Star Wars clubs at school going all Westside Story.
Story 1 - In New Paw Patrol Episode, Pups Round Up Commies Around Adventure Bay
- Leftist prof says Paw Patrol is propaganda for "capitalist system that (re)produces inequalities and causes environmental harms"
- "I'll start with the depiction of the state. Mayor Humdinger and Mayor Goodway — kind of the representatives of the state or the government — are portrayed negatively. Mayor Humdinger is portrayed as unethical or corrupt. Mayor Goodway as hysterical, bumbling, incompetent."
- "I would argue that the Paw Patrol, as a private corporation, is used to help provide basic social services in the Adventure Bay community. That's problematic in that the Paw Patrol creators are sending this message that we can't depend on the state to provide these services."
Story 2 - New Political Bible Adds (R) Or (D) After Each Character's Name
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome Samuel Lively, a Christian teacher and the author of Trojan Mouse: How Disney is Winning the Culture War. He has a MFA in Screenwriting and worked briefly in Hollywood. Kyle and Ethan discuss with Samuel Lively how Disney is infiltrating our homes and revolting against historical cultural norms as they analyze a slew of Disney films.
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Subscriber Portion (Begins at 00:52:58)
Hidden Political Agenda in Disney films
-Sleeping Beauty claims women are lazy
-7 Dwarves: ableism, mocking disability
-Fox and the Hound - Clearly a Fox News reference
-Bambi - nuff said
-Cinderella - anti-woman, lies to get women to wear glass slippers and cut their feet
-Peter Pan encourages kids to snort pixie dust and take an acid trip to never never land
-Alice in Wonderland - Do drugs.
-Brother Bear - Bear propaganda
-Little Mermaid - Men love women when they shut up
-Jungle Book - Fathers can be replaced by bears
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Finding Nemo - it is a sin to eat delicious salmon sashimi
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Cars - Buy a Prius
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Tangled - Women with long hair are problematic
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Aladdin - Stealing apples is OK if you sing a Broadway song while running away from the city guards
Topics Discussed
- Sam Lively’s story. Who is he? Where is he from? How did you start thinking about the topic of your book?
- The culture war and how Disney is winning it
- Cultural Commies
- Children’s movies being a vehicle for transmitting worldviews and narratives
- History of Disney (Golden, Silver, Dark Ages, Renaissance, Today)
- Expansion and acquisitions
1937-1942 The Golden Age - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Dumbo, Bambi
1943-1949 The Wartime Era - Saludos Amigos, The Three Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Fun and Fancy Free, Melody Time, The Adventures of Icabod and Mr. Toad
1950-1959 The Silver Age - Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, Sleeping Beauty, One Hundred and One Dalmatians, The Sword in the Stone, The Jungle Book
1970-1988 The Bronze Age - The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Rescuers, The Fox and the Hound, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company
The Disney Renaissance 1989-1999 - The Little Mermaid, The Rescuers Down Under, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan
Post Renaissance Era 2000-2009 - Fantasia 2000, Dinosaur, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Home on the Range, Chicken Little, Meet the Robinsons, Bolt
The Revival Era 2010-Present - Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Winnie the Pooh, Wreck it Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6
Pixar -- counterfeit revival?
Live action remakes
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This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/12/2020.
In this special Valentine’s episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann, creative director Ethan Nicolle, and producer Dan welcome their wives onto the show: Destiny, Jessica, and Chandra. This episode was recorded on Kyle and Destiny’s wedding anniversary, Ethan and Jessica’s first date anniversary, and Dan and Chandra’s awkward texting anniversary. Love is in the air on this special episode of the Babylon Bee podcast as they tackle the week's biggest stories.
In the subscriber portion, the couples face off in The Dating Game, where the rules are entirely too vague for Kyle’s finely tuned gaming palate, but everyone still has a fun time!
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle, Ethan, and Dan introduce their better halves and give them permission to speak. We then dive into the stories of the week.
Story 1 - AOC: 'You Cannot Literally Wrap Your Head Around Something, You Would Get Hurt'
- AOC immediately fulfilled our boomer meme with comments about bootstraps and shoelaces.
- Other idioms AOC will attack?
- What do the ladies think about AOC?
Story 2 - Garnier Fructis Introduces The Biden Collection
- Biden recently told a woman in New Hampshire that she was lying about being to a caucus and called her a “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier”.
- Destiny informs the men how to pronounce Garnier.
Story 3 - Woman Advertising 5 Different MLMs On Back Of Minivan Must Be Extremely Rich, Successful
- The women discuss their favorite MLM schemes and products and we question why there is a culture in the church that seems to replace fellowship with marketing
Story 4 - Man Shows Sacrificial, Christlike Love For Wife By Throwing Socks In General Direction Of Laundry Basket
- We learn disgusting truths about the guys from the wives.
Story 5 - 'The Milk Is Nowhere To Be Found,' Reports Husband Staring Directly At Jug Of Milk
- The struggle is real.
Topic of the Week - For Valentine’s Day, the gang discusses their stories, how God brought each couple together, funny things that happened on first dates, and how the romantic-at-heart Ethan is upstaging other men in the love department.
Hate Mail/ Feedback - We get an email from someone who can’t believe Christians would lie and deceive their elderly mother about something Bernie Sanders would say.
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:10:43)
Dating game
- If your spouse could go anywhere for a free vacation for a week, where would they go?
- What’s their favorite book of the Bible?
- What adjective best describes your spouse’s family?
- Your spouse wins the lottery. What is their first big purchase?
- Spouse’s most annoying habit?
- Who is the better driver?
Parting marriage and parenting advice.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome a special guest: Twitter personality Titania McGrath (A.K.A. Andrew Doyle). Titania McGrath is a self-described activist, healer, and radical intersectionalist poet committed to feminism, social justice and armed peaceful protest. A regular on the live-slam poetry scene, Titania regularly performs at arts festivals, deconsecrated churches and genderqueer spiritual retreats. Her unique blend of art and activism has been variously described as 'inspiring', 'groundbreaking' and 'woke'.
You can check out Titania’s new book Woke: A Guide to Social Justice
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Topics Discussed
- Who is Titania McGrath?
- How do her tweets work?
- What are the targets of the satire?
- What is the nature of satire?
- Does Titania punch down?
- What is white privilege?
- Can comedy redeem culture and society?
- BREXIT
- Intersectionality/Wokeness
- Where’s the line we shouldn't cross in satire?
Subscriber Portion starts at 00:39:12
This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 2/5/2020 with special guest host ADAM FORD.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome the creator… of the Babylon Bee: Adam Ford. They discuss the week’s top stories like CNN’s coverage of the problematic panel of experts doing something about the deadly coronavirus, now multiple Bernie staffers advocating violent revolution, and Trump’s State Of The Union address where the guys make predictions about media reactions (by the time this episode airs, you can see how prophetic they were).
In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk Superbowl half-time sex show, Brexit finally happening, and how our government’s legitimacy is forever gone now since Republican Senators didn’t just do whatever Democrats say.
Adam Ford is now in the real news business.
Check out his new site DISRN. You can also sign up for the daily Adam Ford Newsletter.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan welcome the Babylon Bee creator Adam Ford, discuss Kyle’s recent trip to a libertarian conference, and come up with a theme song for DISRN.
Story 1 - CNN Condemns D-Day Soldiers For Lack Of Diversity
- Trump tweeted out a photo of his task force. I guess it was all white males.
- "We will continue to monitor the ongoing developments," the President said in his post. "We have the best experts anywhere in the world, and they are on top of it 24/7!"
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CNN recently posted an Coronavirus task force another example of Trump administration's lack of diversity…
- “It's a statement that's as predictable as it is infuriating: President Donald Trump's administration lacks diversity… They communicate a "patronage network that everyone is operating under," as Eric Yellin, an associate professor of history and American studies at the University of Richmond, told The Washington Post last year, about a different set of photos. "Having that network be interracial is really important. But the visuals that have come to define the Trump administration say something else, too. They signal which people in a multi-racial, half-female country Trump values the opinions of: mostly white men who are mirror images of the President himself.
Story 2 - Uh-Oh: Sanders Campaign Texting 'Gulag For You' To People Who Aren't Voting For Bernie
- Project Veritas (James O’Keefe) continues to release candid camera clips of Bernie state campaign staffers (latest video highlights four of them)
- No Comment from the campaign
- No corporate media is covering it
- They’re all still employed.
Adam Ford Recommendation: Go read the Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
Story 3 - Trump To Deliver State Of The Union In Scuba Gear To Avoid Drowning In Liberal Tears
- Official responses have already been released before the address:
- Snopes: FALSE
- New York Times: Detailed analysis of every person making an OK hand sign during the speech
- Buzzfeed: Take this quiz to find out what emoji best represents your opinions
- Max Boot: Op ed - I was gonna become a Republican again until this speech
- Alex Jones: Not one word about water turning the frogs gay.
- Mike Pence: smiles, nods
- CNN: (laughs uncontrollably)
- Fox News: Flawless victory
- Marianne Williamson: To really know the State of the union we must consult with these Himalayan salt crystals I got on Etsy
- Greta Thunberg: (play audio)
- Vox: buy these special 3D racism glasses to see all the racism you missed last night
- Jordan Peterson: (gnaws london broil)
Topic of the Week - Is the news worth paying attention to? How much should it take up our lives? How political should we be? With Adam Ford.
Hate Mail/ Feedback - Apparently we are cowards.
Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:03:12)
Story 1 - Halftime Show Reduces Risk Of Wardrobe Malfunction By Eliminating Most Of Wardrobe (Subscriber Brandon Gaster contributed to this report)
- Jennifer Lopez and Shakira performed at the Super Bowl Halftime show featuring stripper poles, kids in cages, and Puerto Rican flags.
Story 2 - Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized
- See also Ethan’s lit photoshop on: Boris Johnson Blows Conch Shell, England Carried Away By Herd Of Manatees
Story 3 - Dems Who Ran Sham Impeachment Hearings Shocked As Republicans Run Sham Impeachment Trial
- Dan reads Adam Savage's insane tweet.
Kyle's kids make an appearance and shove a firetruck into Ethan's backside.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome back popular podcaster and resident expert on anarchism, the “new” right, and North Korea: Michael Malice. He is the author of Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jon Il and The New Right: A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics. He is also the podcast host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade. Kyle and Ethan continue their efforts to convert him into Michael Mercy and discuss strange sea creatures, visiting North Korea, and why anarchists hate Presidents so much.
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Topics Discussed
Anarchy Hecktopia Owned
- Your house is burning down, do you put the fire out with liberal tears?
- What would the children pledge allegiance to?
- Who would indoctrinate the children?
- Who would deliver Amazon prime?
- What war criminals would we print on money?
- What would we do with the Hall of President?
- What would we call Lincoln Logs?
- What would they rename Washington State?
- Who would take my money and tell me what goods and services I need?
- Who would kill Jeffrey Epstein?
- Who would shoot the dogs?
- Who would you rather have run national parks? Costco or Sam’s Club?
- Who would be the best anarchist president?
North Korea
- You’ve been to North Korea. Tell us about that. What was it like getting off the plane? Isn’t there a travel ban to going there?
- Western journalists endangering North Korean citizens’ lives
- Thought crimes when you’re always being watched
- Kim Jong Un worship. Was it real?
- What dystopian novel gets closest to the reality?
- Black markets
- North Korea’s cult of the gun and military
- How is Trump’s handling of Iran and North Korea?
Anarchy and Political Theory
- Michael Malice tries to think of top 5 Presidents and ends up rating his 5 worst Presidents, and mentions something weird about Grover Cleveland
- Michael Malice delves into the heart anarchy
Miscellaneous
- The power of social media and the strange alliances against progressivism, strange sea creatures, and how sometimes it is a sin not to eat the ham.
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This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 1/29/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome guest host Michael Malice to discuss this week's stories like how Democrats sowed doubts about the legitimacy of the 2020 Presidential election, a CNN analyst claimed to provide “satire” to his Twitter audience, and how knee-jerk conservatives don’t always respond to AOC the right way. They then dive into the main topic of how corporate media tries to weave narratives going beyond the plain facts of current events.
In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss more about the impeachment proceedings, Trump being the first President to speak at large March for Life crowd, and how Bernie Sanders is now alt-right adjacent for touting his Joe Rogan street cred.
You can find Michael Malice’s podcasts “YOUR WELCOME” and Night Shade here.
You can also buy Michael Malice’s book The New Right.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan welcome Michael Malice, talk about the recent and tragic death of Kobe Bryant among several others in a nearby helicopter crash, and Kyle threatens to call the cops on the anarchist.
Story 1 - Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election
- Back in December House Impeachment proceedings Jerry Nadler Said We Can't 'Trust an Election' to Get Rid of President Trump
- Nadler is missing some of the proceedings because his wife has pancreatic cancer.
- The house case managers act as prosecutors in the Senate trial. Adam Schiff (CA congressman) opened Senate trial on Wednesday by saying “The president’s negligence cannot be assessed at the ballot box (in November), because we cannot guarantee that that vote will be fairly won,” and without foreign interference requested by Trump, Schiff said.
- Apparently they are mind readers about his intent behind the plain words of the call transcript. “If not remedied by his conviction in the Senate and removal from office, President Trump’s abuse of his office and obstruction of Congress will permanently alter the balance of power among the branches of government,” the 59-year-old congressman said.
- Schiff accused Trump of attempting to “use the powers of the presidency to cheat in an election.”
Story 2 - In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN
- Joe Lockhart CNN political analyst (Comms for Clinton WH) sent out a dumb tweet recently: “Overheard convo between two Republican senators who only watch Fox News. “is this stuff real? I haven’t heard about any of this before. I thought it was all about a server. If half the stuff Schiff is saying is true, we’re up shit’s creek. Hope the White House has exculpatory evidence”
- The Babylon Bee responded: “Leave the satire to us; we’ll leave the fake news to you.”
- Joe went on to tweet: “Ok maybe I made up the convo, but you know that’s exactly what they’re thinking.”
Story 3 - Dumb AOC Accidentally Strangles Herself Tying Her Shoes (Because She Is So Stupid)
- Conservatives don’t always intelligently handle the case against socialism from principle or history or economics. Too often often they resort to “She Dumb” memes
Topic of the Week - Michael Malice joins Ethan and Kyle to discuss how Malice’s conception of “The Cathedral” relates to current events like the Impeachment and election campaign season.
- “The Cathedral” according to Malice, is the collective of political, media and cultural entities who frame the worldview or narrative in a way that becomes the contemporary consensus seeking to control the narrative of neoliberalism/progressivism for our society and lives and institutions
- Impeachment analysis in The Cathedral. What is going on?
- We always poke fun of CNN and others for being biased and lefty. Is something more insidious going on?
Hate Mail- welp, these happened so we do a rapid-fire hate mail segment.
Paid-subscriber portion
Story 1 - Nation Immediately Forgets All About Historic Impeachment Trial After Realizing It's Taco Tuesday
- No one is watching (4.7% of voting age adults)
- The Nielsen ratings for Wednesday and Thursday showed that ABC, CBS and NBC lost a combined 3 million viewers per day by airing the Senate impeachment trial instead of the daytime soaps
- No one cares (approval ratings seem to be same or slightly better since impeachment)
Story 2 - 'Absolutely Nothing Happening Today,' Says CNN Reporter Gesturing Toward Massive Crowd At March For Life
- Donald Trump made history Friday as the first-ever president to attend and address the major annual pro-life rally March for Life, telling attendees, "All of us here today understand an eternal truth: Every child is a precious and sacred gift from God."
- "Every human life, born and unborn, is made in the holy image of Almighty God."
- The theme for this year’s march is “Pro-Life is Pro-Science.” About 100,000 were expected to attend the event, but the number may have been a lot more than that. Ford Fischer, a journalist with News2Share, said on Twitter that the best estimate he was able to get was from an organizer who said 200,000 to 300,000 were there today.
Story 3 - Bernie Sanders Welcomed As Newest Member Of Alt-Right After Joe Rogan Endorsement
- Joe Rogan endorses Bernie
- Bernie shares the clip touting Rogan’s support
- Leftists on twitter and in corporate media upset
- Supposedly Joe is “Transphobic, alt-right racist”
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome special guest McGill Alexander, a former South African Army officer, who was on assignment in Taiwan as South Africa’s military attaché when a notorious murderer and rapist broke into his home and held his family hostage at gunpoint for 26 hours. McGill and his daughter were both shot but survived. McGill and his wife forgave their captor, gave him a Bible, and led him to Christ. Kyle, Ethan, and McGill talk about what it means to love your enemies as Jesus taught us to do.
You can read McGill’s account in his book Hostage in Taipei : A True Story of Forgiveness and Hope.
A re-enactment of McGill’s story was broadcast by National Geographic Channel in their Locked Up Abroad series of docudramas (2008). You have to purchase the episode so make sure you are viewing Season 1, Ep. 10: "Taiwan".
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Topics Discussed
- McGill’s story
- How this hostage event happened and who the criminal was
- McGill's Christian faith
- How did McGill get through this horrible event?
- Forgiveness- what is it and what does it look like?
- How long did it take to forgive, was this a process, and what was going through his mind as all this was happening?
- Is forgiveness completely unconditional?
- Does forgiveness condone the evil?
- The death penalty
- How should Christ's forgiveness shape our thinking about His command to forgive others?
- We live in a “show no mercy” culture nowadays, especially on social media. How does forgiveness shape how we approach this culture?
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In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss this week's stories like the media hyping up a white nationalist rally which turned out to be a peaceful gun rights protest, a Bernie Sanders staffer getting caught preaching the benefits of gulags, and Nancy Pelosi catching flack for handing out commemorative pens to celebrate a somber day of impeachment. In the subscriber portion, Kyle, Ethan and producer Dan discuss the deaths of Christopher Tolkien, the death of Rush lyricist and master drummer Neil Peart, and talk about how much money a gang of known criminals is telling you they want to take from you.
Doug TenNapel, a friend of the Bee, has a new Earthworm Jim Kickstarter.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about Ethan’s proficiency with a mandolin slicer, hilarious Amazon reviews, and how Disneyland is getting old for Kyle’s kids. Kyle tells Ethan he is as beautiful and perfect as a Trump phone call.
Story 1 - Media Offers Thoughts And Prayers That Someone Would Start Some Violence At Gun Rights Rally
- VA government is considering several gun control measures such as: a return to Virginia’s one-handgun-per-month purchase policy; red flag laws; and universal background checks for all gun sales except those among immediate family members, through inheritance or antiques.
- Big media and blue checkmarks hyped up the protest rally as a "white nationalist rally" and militias and insurrectionists who were going to be threatening. See Ben Collins' now-deleted tweet or this montage of CNN and MSNBC for example.
- "They're not coming to peacefully protest. They are coming to intimidate and cause harm," Gov Northam said declaring a state of emergency and banning all carrying of guns in the capital square.
- 22,000 gun rights activists showed up and finished peacefully. They even cleaned up after themselves. People were openly and legally carrying firearms, including AR-style rifles, outside the gun-free Capitol Square.
Story 2 - Bernie Sanders Clarifies His Gulags Will Be Democratic Gulags
- Project Veritas (James O’Keefe, a conservative political activist) releases undercover video of one of Bernie Sanders’ “top tier Iowa organizer” Staffer Kyle Jurek saying cities [will] burn” if President Donald Trump is re-elected, “free education” policies to “teach you how to not be a "flowerbed"-ing nazi.”; 'There is a reason Stalin had Gulags'; 'Expect violent reaction' for speech. If Bernie doesn't get nomination "Milwaukee will burn"... Project Veritas says they have more clips of more people too.
- The video has millions of views, almost zero coverage in mainstream media, and zero comment from Sanders campaign.
Story 3 - Pelosi Releases Limited-Edition Replica Of Dentures Worn During Trump Impeachment
- 'They claim it's a somber, serious occasion they're heartbroken over...and then they pass out impeachment-signing pens with special cases.'
- The pens look like they are especially engraved, with gold, and were brought out on silver platters of some kind.
Hate Mail - We got a special flowerbed-filled hate mail this week that trashed us and our audience.
Topic of the Week - Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Race
- MLK Jr was the most visible spokesperson for civil rights through non-violent protest movements inspired by Mohatma Ghandi/India Independence.
- 1955 organized Montgomery bus protest after Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat.
- Fought against desegregation and for voter’s rights
- In 1963 March on Washington gave his 'I Have A Dream' speech
- In 1964 won the nobel peace prize.
- Was investigated and spied on by the government for his supposed communist sympathies
- Assassinated in Memphis, TN in 1968.
- Joe Carter of TGC has 9 things you need to know about him.
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Dr. Robert Gagnon points out some of the controvery in modern evangelical circles regarding whether we should we praise King while condemning Trump.
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Is MLK cancelled?
- Conservatives and leftists both try to make MLK Jr supports their views on social justice, economics, or affirmative action.
- What does the Bible say about race?
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What did MLK’s speech actually say ( we read from lengethier sections)
- "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
- "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
- “Unearned suffering is redemptive.” Ethan also mentions Man’s Search For Meaning
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What are some principles we can apply to the race issue to cut through the noise
- Balancing caring for the oppressed and not pushing victim narrative
- Who gains from all the racial conflict? Who Ioses if the outrage stops.
Paid-subscriber portion
Story 1 - Peter Jackson To Honor Christopher Tolkien With 578-Film Adaptation Of 'The Silmarillion'
- Christopher Tolkien died at age 95 this past week. Anything Middle Earth that came out after JRRT published LOTR is because of his son Christopher’s editing and publishing them.
- Peter Jackson made 3 whole movies out of the children’s book The Hobbit for some reason.
- Christopher didn’t like the LOTR movies (action movies for teenagers)
- He edited and posthumously published his father's work on The Silmarillion, Children of Húrin, Fall of Gondolin, Beren and Lúthien, and much more.
Story 2 - Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal
- National Review has a list of all their spending plans in the context of national debt hitting $28 Trillion by end of decade before their ideas are put in place.
- Democrats try to say the costs are offset by savings elsewhere
- Taking all of these proposals together, Democrats would increase federal spending by around $40 trillion over the next ten years. To put that in perspective, the federal government will take in approximately $3.3 trillion in taxes this year and spend $4.1 trillion this year.
Story 3 - Church Drummers To Play 70-Minute Solos In Honor Of Neil Peart This Sunday
Rush lyricist and master drummer Neil Peart died at age 67 this past week.
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Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk with pastor and author Joe Thorn. Joe is the founding and Lead Pastor of Redeemer Fellowship in St, Charles, IL, the author of several books (such as the Life of the Church, The Heart of the Church, and The Character of the Church), and co-host of the podcast, Doctrine and Devotion. Kyle and Ethan ask Joe tough questions in a round of Sin Or Not Sin, discuss his former Satanism, and talk cigars.
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Kyle and Ethan ask for pastoral advice in a round of Sin Or Not Sin:
- Vaping like a total cheesebag
- Throwing up the sign of the horns while listening to heavy metal
- Jazzercise
- Well-done steak
- Reading a Doug Wilson article
- Tattoo of John Piper’s face
- Sprinkling a baby with water for some reason
- Following Beth Moore on Twitter
- Following John MacArthur on Twitter
- Reading Relevant Magazine
- Reading Pulpit & Pen
- Drinking IPAs when there’s perfectly good bourbon nearby
Topics discussed
- Thoughts on Reformed Theology and what the benefits may be of finding a church which subscribes to a historical confessional document
- Satanism
- Joe's openness about smoking cigars since he has written on Christians smoking cigars
- Joe's latest hot take: “I want my kids to stay away from Christian Twitter almost as much as pornography.”
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In the thirty-second episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss this week's stories like the outbreak of World War III, CNN settling a lawsuit for defaming a teenager, and the recent geriatric beef between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Producer Dan Coats joins them to tell our stories about how we all became Christians. So, tune in to get to know the Bee boys. In the premium subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss Epstein conspiracy theories, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, and the internet not having it with Vince Vaughn shaking the President's hand.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan discuss how instagram is designed for the kids, the new format where going forward there will now be two separate podcast shows (one for the news stories and one for our exclusive interviews), and how Kyle wasn’t murdered by an internet stalker. We also take a moment to mark the death of Sir Roger Scruton.
Story 1 - As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandmann, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts
Story 2 - Everyone On The Internet Awarded Honorary Degree In International Affairs
Story 3 - Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters
Topic of the Week - Kyle, Ethan, and Dan talk about their stories and how they became Christians.
LOVE MAIL - An email from a listener warmed all of our hearts and encouraged us to keep going.
Paid-subscriber portion
Story 1 - Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell
Story 2 - Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is 'They' (From Babylon Bee Subscriber Robert Johnson)
Story 3 - Hollywood Celebs Shocked To Learn Some People Do Not Adore Them
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In the thirty-first episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk with Dave Rubin about freedom of speech, his journey from being a left progressive to a classical liberal, and how Star Wars: The Last Jedi was a total cinematic failure. Dave is an American political commentator, YouTube personality, stand up comedian, talk show host and total Star Wars nerd. He is the creator and host of The Rubin Report, a political talk show on BlazeTV and YouTube.
You can now pre-order Dave Rubin's book: Don't Burn This Book: Thinking for Yourself in an Age of Unreason.
Content creators, check out Dave's new Patreon-alternative Locals.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan discuss the stories of the week.
Story 1 - San Francisco Dogs Begin Bagging People Poop
Story 2 - Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani
Story 3 - Thousands Of Panicked Terrorists Surrender As Trump Deploys Jack Wilson To Middle East
Interview - Dave Rubin
Kyle and Ethan discuss with Dave Rubin the differences between the political left and right, his journey from left progressive to classical liberal. and how leftism is destroying comedy, journalism, and movies (like Star Wars). They also discuss which private mega-corporation should run the government in a libertarian utopia where everything is privatized.
Hate Mail - an iTunes reviewer isn't a fan of our giggling.
Paid-subscriber portion
Story 1 - Woman Who Scoffs At Your Religion Still Checking Her Horoscope Every Day
Story 2 - Woman Slapped By Pope Sells Hand For 1.3 Billion Dollars
Story 3 - Castro’s Campaign Fails As Democrats Realize His First Name Isn’t Fidel
Dave Rubin Interview (continued)
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In the thirtieth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle get ready to say goodbye to 2019 and ring in the new year with a rock-star apologist: Greg Koukl. He’s an accomplished author, speaker, radio host, founder and president of Stand To Reason, an adjunct professor at BIOLA, and he guarantees he can convince anyone to become a Christian in three minutes or less. Well maybe that last part was a bit of an exaggeration, but Greg believes that when Christianity and its values are clearly articulated they can “stand to reason” in the public square. They discuss apologetics fails, how to bring your faith into a conversation without being totally awkward, and what the goal of apologetics really should be.
Greg Koukl’s 10th anniversary edition of Tactics: A Game Plan For Discussing Your Christian Convictions is available now.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan open up some bubbly sparkling water to ring in the new year, discuss the Babylon Bee’s top ten stories of 2019, and make bold predictions for 2020.
Top 10 Bee Stories of the Year
10 - Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism
9 - In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose
8 - Disney CEO: 'To Avoid Filming Among Depraved, Immoral People, We Are Moving All Our Georgia Operations Back To Hollywood'
7 - Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa'
6 - Ocasio-Cortez Appears On 'The Price Is Right,' Guesses Everything Is Free
5 - Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
4 - Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said 'My Pleasure'
3 - Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations
2 - Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That’s Where Israel Is
1 - Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
Predictions for 2020
Interview - Greg Koukl
Kyle and Ethan discuss with Greg the Babylon Bee's 10 Arguments For Christianity That Are Guaranteed Mic Drops and get into some listener submitted questions for Greg.
Topics Discussed
How did Greg end up becoming an apologetics guy?
How do you start a conversation about God without coming off like a total tool?
What do you do when Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door?
At what point is it a sin not to share the gospel with a stranger?
What do you wish Christians would shut up about? What are the WORST arguments you hear from your own side?
Hate Mail - We get podcast reviews. Also, this story has been passed around as being real and the comments are interesting: Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus'
Paid-subscriber portion - The interview with Greg Koukl continues and he takes some questions submitted by Babylon Bee readers.
"Can people of other religions that don't know Christ or are so devout to their own way they never even allow themselves to hear and choose Him be saved by the grace of God?" -Jonathan
"Why doesn't God reveal himself in undeniable ways like he did in the Bible? Why does it seem that as mankind's ability to test and verify supernatural claims goes up, supernatural occurrences go down?" -Daniel
"I’ve always wondered if there was a rebellion in God’s pre-human heaven, what would prevent the possibility of another rebellion in eternity?" -Michael
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In the twenty-ninth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome back recurring guest and film expert Brian Godawa. They discuss the recurring existentialist theme in film of “just follow your heart” which always works out okay because our hearts are not idol factories or anything. In the subscriber portion, they go through the best all-time pro-life films (whether they intended to be or not).
Brian Godawa is an award-winning Hollywood screenwriter (To End All Wars), a movie and culture blogger specializing in God, Movies, and Worldviews, author of a textbook, Hollywood Worldviews: Watching Films with Wisdom and Discernment as well as an Amazon best-selling author of Biblical fiction (Chronicles of the Nephilim/Chronicles of the Apocalypse).
Movies/Shows Mentioned
Veggietales In The House episode: Laura At Bat
Joe Vs. The Volcano
Stranger Than Fiction
The Truman Show
Groundhog Day
City Slickers
13 Conversations About 1 Thing
Titanic
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I Heart Huckabees
Unstrung Heroes
Box of Moonlight
Forrest Gump
Shopgirl
Synechdoche, New York
The Fault in Our Stars
Boyhood
Frozen
Also mentioned:
Mike Rowe on Don’t Follow Your Passion
Ben Shapiro Interviewing Neil Degrasse Tyson
Paid-subscriber portion:
Brian Godawa gives us his list of the most pro-life movies, whether it was intentional or not.
Pro-life movies mentioned:
Juno
Bella
The Island
Knocked Up
Three Extremes
Waitress
17 Again
August Rush (adoption)
October Baby
Room
Into the Forest
Unplanned
Gosnell
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In the twenty-eighth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome you to the Babylon Bee Christmas Special which will be much much better than the Star Wars Holiday special. Well, at least better than The Last Jedi. Kyle and Ethan talk to Captain Andy Miller of the Salvation Army, bring in two scholars to debate the existence of Santa Claus, talk Christmas movies, and read listener submitted stories.
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Show Outline
Stories Of The Week: Christmas stories over the years
Story 1 (2018) - Mall Santa Arrested For Punching Man Who Denied Divinity Of Christ
Story 2 (2017)- New Museum Memorializes Fallen Heroes In The War On Christmas
Story 3 (2016)- Starbucks Unveils New Satanic Holiday Cups
Dramatic Poem: The War On Christmas
Interview: A conversation with Captain Andy Miller III of The Salvation Army. Andy Miller is a sixth-generation Salvation Army officer who loves Jesus, his family, and the opportunity to serve God through The Salvation Army. He and his wife, Captain Abby Miller, have been officers since 2007. Andy is Area Commander of The Salvation Army - Tampa.
Main Topic: Christmas
- The Great Debate for the Existence Of Santa with William Lane Kringle and Scrooge McDawkins
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Kyle and Ethan’s Top Five Christmas movies:
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5 Kyle: Die Hard, Ethan: Jingle All The Way
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4 Kyle: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Ethan: Gremlins
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3 Kyle: Home Alone, Ethan: Die Hard
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2 Kyle: It's Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown, Ethan: A Christmas Story
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1 Kyle: The Santa Clause, Ethan: Home Alone
- Listener submitted Christmas stories
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Paid Subscriber Portion:
Should you tell your kids Santa is real? Kyle, Ethan, and Dan debate.
More listener stories
Ethan and Kyle share their own Christmas stories
Dave DeAndrea reads NOEL By JRR Tolkien
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In episode twenty-seven of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to James Breakwell, proprietor of Exploding Unicorn, whose social media reach is in the millions. James is a professional comedy writer and author of several books, most recently How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else that Might Happen on an Average Tuesday. They discuss parent shaming, dad fails, surviving insane animal attacks, and how getting famous writing comedy for a living is extremely repeatable.
Follow James Breakwell on Twitter (@XplodingUnicorn).
Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle tried out his improv routine on Ethan and Ethan makes it weird and uncomfortable. They get into a discussion about weird names like Melvin.
Story 1 - Gardener In Background Of Kaepernick Video Receives Call From Washington Redskins
Story 2 - 'Rise Of Skywalker' To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT
Story 3 - Bombshell Report Reveals Trump Has Been Mooching Off Pence's Netflix Account For Years
Interview - James Breakwell
Hate Mail And Love Mail
Subscriber-Exclusive Content -
Story 1 - House Hears Testimony From Renowned, Unbiased Legal Scholar Hillga Clintonheimer
Story 2 - 'Guardians 3' To Feature Most Sinister Villain Yet: Single-Use Plastic Bottles
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In episode twenty-six of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk to Mike Adams who is a professor at UNC-Wilmington, a TownHall.com columnist, and a speaker on college campuses on first amendment issues and abortion. They talk about how he won his federal case against the university on free speech grounds, why college campuses are even crazier than you think, and how the bill of rights was produced by Hitler.
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan welcome everybody into the Christmas season, unless you are a grumpy Presbyterian or something, with a discussion about Christmas traditions like seeing lights with the family, drinking hot cocoa, and watching sappy movies that make you cry.
Story 1 - Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK
Story 2 - New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins
Story 3 - Judge Grants IPad Sole Custody Of Young Boy It Raised In Parents' Absence
Interview - Mike Adams
Hate Mail - A special hate mail reading by Dave DeAndrea.
Subscriber-Exclusive Content - The second part of the Mike Adams interview gets salty. Also Kyle and Ethan reveal unused headlines and give a behind-the -scenes peak of the creative process here at the Babylon Bee.
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In episode twenty-five of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome back Brian Godawa to talk about epic films where individuals are willing to live and die for transcendent values set in all-encompassing civilization-shaking settings, and a lot of people get stabbed. They also talk about the secular-sacred divide in films and the genre of "Christian" movies.
Brian Godawa is an award-winning Hollywood screenwriter (To End All Wars), a movie and culture blogger specializing in God, Movies, and Worldviews (www.Godawa.com), author of a textbook, Hollywood Worldviews: Watching Films with Wisdom and Discernment as well as an Amazon best-selling author of Biblical fiction (Chronicles of the Nephilim/Chronicles of the Apocalypse).
Follow Brian on Twitter.
This episode is sponsored by the Christian Standard Bible, specifically their CSB Study Bible. This English translation strives to be faithful to the original languages without sacrificing clarity. To inspire you to grow in your understanding and love for God’s Word, the CSB Study Bible contains an award-winning array of study resources, including over 16,000 study notes, tools, and word studies. Now available in eight different cover options, including two new covers. Whether you are preparing for future Bible studies or daily readings, this study Bible is the ideal resource for lifelong discipleship. Learn more at CSBible.com or visit LifeWay.com to order your copy of the CSB Study Bible today.
Show Outline
Thanksgiving Introduction - Kyle, Ethan, and producer Dan give thanks for our jobs, you, the Babylon Bee audience, and great food in this Thanksgiving special episode. Of course, they also run down 7 Ways You Can OWN Your Liberal Relatives This Thanksgiving This Year. Then they welcome Brian Godawa to discuss whether an epic movie must include lots of people being killed by swords and dive into the idea of transcendence in which there are some things that are higher to live for than just yourself.
Movies/Series Discussed -
Braveheart
Troy
Gladiator
The Patriot
Star Wars
The Lord Of The Rings
Game Of Thrones
Exodus: Gods And Kings
Noah
Ben Hur
Rob Roy
Mad Max: Fury Road
30 Days Of Night
I Am Legend
Topic Of The Week: Kyle,Ethan, and Brian discuss the Secular/Sacred Divide In Film. Is this a false dichotomy? Does art need to be explicitly Christian to be profitable or valuable for Christians?
Hate Mail - Jabba The Hutt makes an appearance and accusations of racism stream in.
Subscriber-Exclusive Content: Resident Movie Expert Brian Godawa reveals his top movies of all time including some pro-life films.
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In episode twenty-four of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome back Kira Davis, political commentator, writer, filmmaker, and activist. In this episode they discuss Chick-Fil-A's donation shift, Kanye and Osteen, Christians and the culture wars, and women in church leadership.
Kira Davis is editor-at-large at RedState and can be heard on her podcasts: Smart Girl Politics and Just Listen To Yourself. She recently co-wrote and directed the short film Minty about the heroism of Harriet Tubman.
Follow her on Twitter @RealKiraDavis.
Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle, Ethan and Kira talk about Kira's first appearance on the Babylon Bee podcast, how Ethan's wife who happens to be a nurse sprang into action to save a pregnant woman recently, and how Kira's family was unimpressed by Santa.
Story 1 - Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor
Story 2 - Capitol Building To Be Decorated As Giant Circus Tent For Duration Of Impeachment Hearings
Story 3 - Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob That Won't Be Appeased Until Their Every Demand Is Met
Topics Of The Week - Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about how Christians can be involved in the culture without being compromised, whether art needs to affirm our beliefs and worldview, whether or not Harriet Tubman would carry an AR-15, favorite horror films, representing Jesus by doing excellent work, and why we don't want to be Europe.
Hate Mail
Subscriber Exclusive Content: Womyn Preachers
Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about the ‘Go Home’ Controversy between John MacArthur and Beth Moore, women in ministry, the differences between men and women in general, the "OK Boomer" meme, the tremendous blessing of having kids, and how the government seems to have replaced the home as the primary focus of society.
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In episode twenty-three of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview Scott Adams, the world famous creator of the Dilbert comic strip, a modern-day Nostradamus, and the New York Times best-selling author of Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter. He famously predicted Trump's election through a psychological analysis of persuasion. He discusses with Kyle and Ethan his most recent book LOSERTHINK: How Untrained Brains Are Ruining America.
Follow Scott Adams on Twitter.
This episode is sponsored by the Christian Standard Bible, specifically their CSB Study Bible. This English translation strives to be faithful to the original languages without sacrificing clarity. To inspire you to grow in your understanding and love for God’s Word, the CSB Study Bible contains an award-winning array of study resources, including over 16,000 study notes, tools, and word studies. Now available in eight different cover options, including two new covers. Whether you are preparing for future Bible studies or daily readings, this study Bible is the ideal resource for lifelong discipleship. Learn more at CSBible.com or visit LifeWay.com to order your copy of the CSB Study Bible today.
Intro- Kyle and Ethan discuss seeing Kellen Erskine's show. Kyle went to a Switchfoot concert. Kyle got sick.
Story 1 - Millennial Wishes There Were Some Historical Examples Of Socialism We Could Study To Have Some Idea How It Might Turn Out Story 2 - ABC News Claims Story On Epstein Was Accidentally Thrown Out Then Shredded Into Tiny Pieces And Incinerated Story 3- CNN Criticizes Pregnant Woman For Shooting Poor, Defenseless Man Who Was Simply Seeking Asylum In Her Home Interview: Scott Adams
Hate Mail- Podcast Reviews
Paid-subscriber portion -
Story 1- The Babylon Bee has been coming up with handy infographics for use as media guides. Like The Babylon Bee Explains Assault Rifles and A Style Guide For News Organizations
Story 2- Authorities Horrified At Woman Who Killed Baby With Meth Instead Of Traditional Brain-Sucking Device
Ethan and Kyle
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In episode twenty-two of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview Dr. Strange director Scott Derrickson in reverse time. They discuss real cinema VS. not-real cinema, progressive Christianity, the horror genre, the spiritual themes of Dr. Strange, and much more.
Scott Derrickson is an American film director, producer, and screenwriter. He co-wrote and directed The Exorcism of Emily Rose, directed The Day the Earth Stood Still starring Keanu Reeves, teamed up with producer Jason Blum to write and direct Sinister, Directed Deliver Us From Evil, Derrickson next co-wrote and directed the film Doctor Strange. Derrickson will direct the Doctor Strange sequel entitled Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness with a planned May 2021 release.
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Stories Of The Week
Story 1 - Progressive Utopia Of California Becomes First State To Eliminate Electricity Entirely
Story 2 - Always Appeals To Men With Pads Featuring Pictures Of Monster Trucks, Pro Wrestlers
Story 3 - Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record Interview: Scott Derrickson (Part one)
Hate Mail / Q&A
Paid-subscriber portion - Scott Derrickson (Part two)
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In the twenty-first episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Brian Godawa to talk about horror movies. Are they evil? Does God hate horror? Brian, often called “The Horror Apologist,” weighs in. While some may think the timing is a little strange—it being the Devil’s holiday and all—rest assured this is our fall harvest episode that only happens to fall on the same day as pagan-pumpkin-demon day.
Brian Godawa is an award-winning Hollywood screenwriter (To End All Wars), a movie and culture blogger specializing in God, Movies, and Worldviews (www.Godawa.com), author of a textbook, Hollywood Worldviews: Watching Films with Wisdom and Discernment as well as an Amazon best-selling author of Biblical fiction (Chronicles of the Nephilim/Chronicles of the Apocalypse). Follow Brian on Twitter.
Movies/Horror genres discussed
The Rules of Horror
Scream
The Wicker Man
Zombie
28 Days Later franchise
Shaun of the Dead
The Walking Dead
Vampires
The Addiction
I am Legend
Twilight
Serial killers (the modern vampires)
Seven
Brian Godawa’s Short Film Cruel Logic
Dexter
Subscriber-Only Portion
Midsommar
It
Deliver Us From Evil
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
The Exorcist
The Blair Witch Project
Paranormal
[Rec]
The Last Exorcism
Also Mentioned: Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Doom And Gloom
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In the twentieth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview Ben Howe about being a dirty #NeverTrumper, and convince him to render unto Trump. Ben is an author, columnist, podcaster, television writer, filmmaker and award-winning political ad producer. His new book is Immoral Majority: Why Evangelicals Chose Political Power Over Christian Values. He can be heard weekly on his podcast The Fifth Estate.
Ben Howe is on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
Get Ethan's new children's novel, Brave Ollie Possum. Order directly from the publisher or on Amazon.
Stories Of The Week
Story 1 - Keith And Kristyn Getty Struggling To Come Up With Word That Rhymes With 'Substitutionary Atonement'
They actually made one.
Story 2 - RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week
Story 3 - Satan Endorses Paula White's New Book
Interview: Ben Howe (part 1)
Hate Mail
Paid-subscriber portion: Ben Howe (part 2)
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In the nineteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview the Babylon Bee's creator, founder, and part-owner, the elusive Adam Ford. Adam is also known for his comics at Adam4D.com, and as the founder of the new news site Disrn.com and the Adam Ford Newsletter. Many readers have claimed the Babylon Bee changed after Adam sold the Babylon Bee. Adam absolutely destroys Kyle and Ethan, reads hate mail, talks about how he came to faith, as well as what he is up to these days. This is Adam's first podcast interview ever, so buckle up and get ready to be part of history.
Show outline with links...
Story 1 - In Reboot Film, Bibleman Goes Back In Time To Stop Satan From Planting Dinosaur Fossils In The Earth
Story 2 - Ellen Outed As Conservative After She Treats Others With Respect
Story 3 - Survey Finds More People Would Support Impeachment If They Knew What Crime Trump Was Supposed To Have Committed
Adam Ford Interview
Hate mail is included in the interview
Subscriber exclusive portion - Kyle and Ethan discuss some classic Babylon Bee stories
Story 4 - Holy Spirit Unable To Move Through Congregation As Fog Machine Breaks
The first article Kyle ever sent to Adam.
Story 5 - Police Calm Millennial Protesters By Handing Out Participation Trophies
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In the eighteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview stand-up comedian Kellen Erskine. Kellen has been featured on other lesser-known shows such as Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, and America’s Got Talent. He was also one of the comedians featured on the Amazon Prime docu-series Inside Jokes. They talk about the stigma of “clean comedy,” navigating a commonly profane profession as a Latter-Day-Saint, and Kellen shares some of his showbiz horror stories and moments of inspirational triumph.
Kellen’s appearance on Conan
Kellen's special Composed, on Amazon Prime
Kellen’s Website
Kellen On Twitter
Kellen on Instagram
Also check out the new audiobook from Babylon Bee writer Frank Fleming, Hellbender
Show outline with links...
Story 1 - Kanye West Joins The Newsboys
Story 2 - Media Horrified By Lack Of Violence At Joker Screenings
Story 3 - Media Warns Excessive Forgiveness Could Set Back Outrage Narrative Hundreds Of Years
Interview: Comedian Kellen Erskine
Hate Mail
Paid-subscriber portion:
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In the seventeenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle interview lib-owner-in-chief Candace Owens. They talk about her recent run-in on C-Span, children being used as political props, marriage advice, and more. At one point in the interview, Owens is left literally speechless. Kyle and Ethan also go over recent news stories in front of their first live studio audience: A guy named Joe.
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Stories of the week:
Story 1 - Evangelical Leaders Ask Trump Which One Of Them Will Betray Him During Impeachment Proceedings
Story 2 - Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface
- Also referenced: Homeless man reject charity after searching Twitter history
Story 3 - Democrats Introduce Debate Strategy Of Holding Up Small Child Whenever Their Positions Are Challenged
Interview: Candace Owens
Referenced video of Candace at white supremacy hearing on C-Span
Love mail: podcast reviews! Please, leave us your own review on iTunes!
Paid-subscriber portion: Ethan tells his disgusting ear-drop story, then Kyle and Ethan read unused or yet-to-be-published headlines
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In the sixteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by graphic novelist Doug TenNapel, creator of the legendary videogame Earthworm Jim, the artist of the famous Five Iron Frenzy album covers, and writer/artist of several graphic novels. Doug is one of the most outspoken Christians in videogames and comics. He and his old team are bringing back Earthworm Jim in a new videogame and Doug has a new Earthworm Him comic book in the works. Check out his record-breaking Indiegogo Campaign before it ends on September 27th!
Follow Doug TenNapel on Twitter
Check out Doug's YouTube channel
Listen to Doug and Ethan's other podcast, Audio Mullet
(3:38) Disaster At Union Seminary As Giant, Angry Carnivorous Plant Does Not Accept Students' Apologies
(9:59) Saudi Arabia Closes Down New Chick-Fil-A Location For Disappointing Lack Of Homophobia
(13:42) Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racist
(16:58) Interview: Doug TenNapel talks about Earthworm Jim, the Five Iron Frenzy covers and more...
(35:50) Hate Mail: People think Trump window at Liberty University is real. Referenced story: Liberty University Criticized After Unveiling Stained Glass Window Depicting Donald Trump
(45:05) Subscriber Exclusive Portion: Doug tells his Carman story and talks about experiences working in the PC climate of Hollywood animation industry.
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In the fifteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Peter Boghossian and James Lindsay, of the famed "Grievance Studies Affair" who submitted hoax studies to academic journals and got three of them accepted. Peter and James are self-proclaimed atheists who are politically liberal, but their work exposing how certain areas of academia prioritize narrative above truth is not only important but hilarious. They also care a lot about having meaningful disagreements and are actively fighting "cancel culture." We talk to them about the Grievance Studies Affair as well as their new book, How To Have Impossible Conversations. They also have a new project for facilitating impossible conversations called New Discourses.
As usual, Kyle and Ethan also get into a few news stories including John Bolton the walrus, vaping AR-15's, and Monopoly for Christian women. They extend the conversation with Peter and James in the subscriber-exclusive portion of the episode.
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(7:12) John Bolton Waves Goodbye, Returns To Sea To Be Walrus Again
(11:02) New Version Of Monopoly For Christian Women Has You Recruit All The Other Players Into A Pyramid Scheme
(15:56) More E-Cigs Being Disguised As AR-15s To Avoid Ban
(19:43) Interview: The Grievance Studies Affair and How To Have Impossible Conversations with Peter Boghossian & James Lindsay
(56:57) Hate Mail
(1:00:51) Paid Subscriber-Exclusive: Continuing the conversation with Peter and James about the insanity of academia, the ridiculous things their papers endorsed, and how social justice is like a cult (and also Gremlins)
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In the fourteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Red State's editor-at-large Kira Davis. Kira joins for the entire episode to discuss current news stories and then get into the main topic: race. How do we handle it as a society and as individuals? What should the conversation be like? What is the Christian response to the race issue? How does the concept of grace fit into an issue so weighed down by history? We dig into these heavy topics and more.
Follow Kira Davis on Twitter
Listen to Kira on Smart Girl Politics, and Just Listen To Yourself
Stories of the Week
(10:09) CNN's 7-Hour Climate Change Town Hall Loses In Ratings To 'Baby Shark' Being Played 185 Times In A Row
(15:48) White Girl Turned Into Pillar Of Pumpkin Spice After Looking Back At Starbucks
(24:18) href="https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-discontinues-sale-of-auto-parts-to-prevent-car-accidents?fbclid=IwAR3RuA1zwt9ieXVlX-1sNW7Mrja7bjJCQOIuP2kfPJuz8OUV1-pWmRa27R0">Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents
(33:02) Main Topic: Race and grace
(1:16:06) Hate Mail
(1:24:08) Paid Subscriber Portion: Kira talks about that time she was on Dr. Phil, the time she was kicked out of the 2010 Democratic National Convention, and her experience with drive-by shootings.
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In the thirteenth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Bridget Phetasy. Bridget is a writer and comedian who became known across the Twitter-verse when she started challenging the woke narrative of other liberals and comedians and not towing the approved political line. Her recent article, The Battlecry Of The Politically Homeless, is the subject of discussion this week. Bridget joins us for the entire show.
You can follow Bridget on Twitter (Please be warned that her feed can be R-rated, both in words and pictures) and check out her podcast Walk-Ins Welcome. She also has a new show on YouTube called the Weekly Dumpster Fire.
The Babylon Bee podcast hosts a wide range of guests, both Christian and non-Christian. We believe it's important to hear from a variety of perspectives, even ones we may disagree with. Please note that we do not necessarily endorse every position or statement made by our guests. We encourage you to listen to and consider their viewpoints respectfully.
Stories of the Week
(3:49) Snopes Rates Biden's Claim That 2+2=5 As 'Mostly True'
The referenced Snopes story: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-biden-war-hero-story/
(10:52) Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them
(17:55) Liberals Clarify They Only Want Black Voices To Be Heard When They're Saying Liberal Things
(32:26) Main Topic: Being Politically Homeless
Bridget's article: The Battlecry For The Politically Homeless
(1:00:11) Hate Mail
(1:05:52) Paid Subscriber-Exclusive Portion: Bridget talks about her experience spending three weeks in an Australian offshoot of the Rajneesh cult.
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In the twelfth episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle talk about the strange world of church camp, both sharing their own experiences as well as stories that were sent in by readers. As usual, a few news stories are covered and hate mail is dramatically reenacted by Dave.
Stories of the Week and relevant timestamps:
7:47 Chick-Fil-A Installs Confessionals So You Can Repent From Eating At Popeyes
(Also includes Judas Isacriot Eats Popeyes and the Trumpets stories)
(13:46) CNN: 'Our Ratings Are Only Tanking Because Trump Is Killing Off Viewers By The Millions'
(17:25) Jesus Ratioed On Twitter For Saying 'Love Your Enemies'
(23:02) Main Topic: Church Camp Horror Stories
(1:00:23) Hate Mail!
(1:06:00) Paid Subscriber-Exclusive Portion: More church camp horror stories
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Kyle and Ethan are joined by Brian Godawa for their first all-movie episode. They dig into the worldviews of various films and talk about how story is used to convey messages, sometimes more Christian than expected, and sometimes blatantly anti-Christian.
Guest Brian Godawa is a screenwriter and novelist. He has spent a lot of time dissecting the worldviews and themes of film. For more Brian Godawa:
Brian Godawa on Twitter
Brian Godawa’s website (where you can find everything)
Brian Godawa’s Blog "Thus Spake Godawa”
Dive into Brian’s novels:
Chronicles of the Nephilim
Chronicles of the Apocalypse
Brian’s book on worldviews in film
Hollywood Worldviews
Movies of the Week!
(4:08) Science Fiction & AI
Some of the movies/series discussed:
Alita Battle Angel, Westworld, Better Than Us, Hunger Games
(20:37) The Walking Dead & Zombie Films
Some of the movies/series discussed:
The Walking Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
(38:10) Discussion of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
(46:31) Topic of the Week: Anti-Christian/Anti-Conservative bias in Hollywood
Some of the movies/series discussed:
The Boyz, Unplanned, Gosnell, Bohemian Rhapsody, Valkerie, Walk The Line, Tolkien, To End All Wars, Captain Marvel, Hidden Figures, Finest Hours, Unbroken, Room, Black Panther, Hacksaw Ridge, God’s Not Dead, Exodus, Noah, Paul, Madmen
Brian’s The Boys Amazon Series analysis
(1:13:08) Hate Mail
(1:20:51) Paid Subscriber-exclusive portion: Marvel Universe discussion
Some of the movies/series discussed:
Captain America, Captain Marvel, Avengers, End Game, Daredevil, Antman, Spiderman, Hulk, Dr. Strange
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Referenced links with timestamp:
(5:02) CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
(10:28)Extremists On Left, Right Eliminate Each Other In Violent Clash, Nation's Problems Finally Over
(16:21)YouTube To Run All Potentially Offensive Content Past Easily Spooked Possum
(20:36) Topic of the Week: Civil Discourse
(40:51) Hate Mail: Android hate mail!
(49:59) Paid Subscriber Portion
(52:57)Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations
(1:00:12)Hipster Church Introduces Vape Organ
(1:05:31) Do you ever feel despair over our current political and cultural situation?
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In the ninth episode of the Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by Kevin Max from DC Talk to discuss what people think when they find out you're a Jesus Freak, whether or not he still loves rap music, and who came up with the famous lyric "HAO HAO HAOOW!" They also discuss the Christian music industry, the odd world of Christian celebrity, and Kevin's prolific solo career.
Kyle and Ethan also discuss a few news stories and read some hate mail as usual.
Links we refer to in the show with relevant timestamp:
Stories of the Week
(5:16)Study Shows Leading Cause Of Gun Violence Is Those You Disagree With Politically
(15:57)Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again
(21:25) Museum Of The Bible To Display Original Golden Tablets Containing 'Jesus Freak' Lyrics
(28:48) Interview: Kevin Max (part 1)
Ryan Tedder's Kevin Max Impersonation
Kevin's Website
Kevin Max on Twitter
Buy Kevin's Album Black Sheep Of The Fold
Kevin Max On Spotify
Kevin Max On Instagram
(51:36) Hate Mail
Paid Subscriber Portion
(56:05) Kevin Max Interview (Part 2)
(1:11:38)Democratic Socialist Convention Forced To Communicate Via Interpretive Dance To Avoid Offending Any Attendees
(1:18:16) White Privilege Card Now Good For 10% Off At Whole Foods
(1:21:53) Unused headlines!
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Show Notes!
Kyle and Ethan are joined by Babylon Bee CEO, Seth Dillon to discuss the controversy surrounding Snopes and their recent and past coverage of the Babylon Bee.
Relevant links:
Seth Dillon appears on Fox News! https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1157352307408941056
Adam Ford’s Tweet-thread
(1:00) Introductory interview with Seth Dillon
Stories of the Week
(9:44) Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said 'My Pleasure'
(18:25) Democrats Demand Kavanaugh Submit To DNA Test To Prove He’s Not Actually Hitler
(27:15) Thanks To New Laws, VeggieTales Finally Introduces New Cannabis Character
(35:39) MAIN TOPIC: Snopes! (if you jump here, be warned that we cover this topic throughout the entire episode as well)
(51:16) Hate Mail
(1:00:36) Subscriber Exclusive Segment
(1:01:24) Facebook Hires Drax The Destroyer To Distinguish Between Satire, Fake News
(1:06:13) Trump Spends Afternoon Shouting From White House Balcony During Twitter Outage
(1:12:15) Subscriber update and what we are working on
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Guest: Michael Malice
Michael's book: The New Right “The definitive firsthand account of the movement that permanently broke the American political consensus.”
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Warning: while there is no bad language in this episode we do get into more serious and sometimes uncomfortable topics.
(1:42) Introductory interview with Michael Malice
(11:32) Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn't Bother Reporting On President's Scandals
(18:28) Trump 2020 Campaign To Simply Air Unedited Footage Of Democrats Talking
(29:29) All Looney Tunes Shorts To Receive Epic Live-Action Remakes
(35:56) MAIN TOPIC: Comedy as a Weapon
(52:27) Hate Mail
(56:59) Subscriber Exclusive Segment
(57:24) Progressive Immediately Shouts 'White Supremacy!' At Every Image In Rorschach Test
(1:11:14) Plan To Put Women On The Moon Canceled After They Find Out How Cold It Gets
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Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the sixth-ever Babylon Bee podcast. This week's main topic is faith and politics.
(8:22)Impressed Military Drops Portland Antifa In Hostile ISIS Territory To Continue Doling Out Justice
(14:10) Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive
(20:10) Women's Soccer Team Sues To Overturn Unjust Law Of Supply And Demand
(25:50) Topic of the Week: Faith & Politics
(39:09) Hate Mail
(45:33) Subscriber Exclusive Segment
(46:23)Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs Break Out Of Creation Museum, Live Peacefully With Humans
(51:15)Food Possessed By Demons After Family Forgets To Pray
(55:40) Unpublished Headline reading
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Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the fifth-ever Babylon Bee podcast. This week's main topic is youth groups.
(3:38) Trump Enraged As Immigrant Child Asks Him For More Gruel
(11:29) Story 2 Joe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal Life
(16:40) Churchgoer Takes A Knee In Protest As Newfangled Chorus Added To Classic Hymn
(24:46) Topic of the Week: Youth Group
(44:12) Hate Mail - With dramatic reading by Dave DeAndrea!
(49:12) Subscriber Exclusive Segment
(52:08) 'Why Doesn't Our Church Have More Programs?' Asks Family That Never Volunteers For Anything
(55:32) Crunched For Time, Pastor Pads Out Sermon With Random G.K. Chesterton Quotes
(1:02:15) Questions this week:
- How do you deal with the issue that some people will think your stories are real?
- Why so many bass player jokes?
- Do you do satire of other religions?
- Who are the most easily offended in your experience? Conservatives? Progressives? Reformed folks? Prosperity?
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Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann, creative director Ethan Nicolle, and special guest host Frank Fleming for the fourth ever Babylon Bee podcast. And yes, it's that Frank.
Get Frank Fleming's Book, Heckbender (warning, H-E-double hockey sticks is in the actual title). Also, Sidequest is amazing.
(5:26) Trump Enters Konami Code, Gains Infinite Terms
(10:21) Kool-Aid Man Protests Wall
(13:12) Modern-Day Good Samaritan Tweets About Republicans
(20:03) Main topic: Behind the Babylon Bee headline submission process
(42:49) Hate Mail
Bonus Content (Paid Subscribers Only)
(48:14) Punching Grammar Nazis
(56:45) AOC On The Price Is Right
(1:03:02) Q&A
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- Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the third ever Babylon Bee podcast. Besides it being the historical number three episode, this is also the first ever interview, featuring conservative millennial Allie Beth Stuckey.
Here are the week's news stories with timestamp:
(7:06) Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket
(14:00) Liberals Confused By New Medical Procedure
(22:48) Mother Seeks Emergency Surgery To Remove VBS Songs
(30:10) Interview w/ Allie Beth Stuckey
(55:53) Hate mail
(1:03:53) Bonus! (Subscribers Only)
(1:04:43) Church Employs Homeless Musician Thinking He Was New Youth Pastor
(1:12:00) Man Dies Of Old Age In Church Parking Lot
(1:16:26) Q&A
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Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the second ever Babylon Bee podcast.
NOTE: The day after this episode was recorded, Ethan's book Bears Want To Kill You was put back up on Amazon without explanation. He has no idea why they put it back up, or took it down in the first place, or if it will stay up.
Here are the week's discussed news stories with timestamp:
Story 1 (5:10) - Essential Oils For Men Now Available
Story 2 (11:40) - Elizabeth Warren Promises to Cure Smallpox
Story 3 (15:55) - Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
Topic of the Week (24:10) - Fathers
Bonus Content (paid subscribers only)
Bonus Story 1 (49:53) - New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About
Bonus Story 2 (56:25) - Rookie Mistake: Sound Guy Accidentally Unmutes Background Worship Singers
-Subscriber Q&A (1:02:28)
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Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the first ever Babylon Bee podcast.
This week's new stories with links:
Sports Illustrated Burkini (5:29):
https://babylonbee.com/news/sports-illustrated-unveils-first-ever-baptist-swimsuit-model-in-floor-length-denim-skirt
That Crazy Copeland (12:11)
https://babylonbee.com/news/kenneth-copeland-unveils-new-luxury-jet-that-runs-on-the-souls-of-the-deceived
Trump's Lands Free Chips and Salsa Deal (17:30):
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-unlimited-chips-and-salsa-in-mexican-trade-deal
Main Topic: the Bee Origin Story (24:05)
Hate Mail Of The Week: (44:37)
Bonus Content (paid subscribers only)
-Gay Pride Week
-YouTube Radicalizing Left And Right To Have Actual Conversations
-Subscriber Q&A
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