No Smokin Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Get the unfiltered scoop on random shit from Gucci Burtles, Cap'n Frank and VanDamage. No Smokin' is a rule of life and strictly enforced.
WYR get 1,000 dollars for every person you punch in the face? Or get 100 dollars for every window you break? WYR drive 5 miles through speed bumps or 5 miles of stop signs every block
‘It Smells Like a Rose’: Cow Dung Reviewers on e-Commerce Sites
Utah bus driver says he's not racist because his dog is black
Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS
Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Dropkicked Out Of NOWHERE At A Charity Event
Dank Rank - Best Pick up Lines
WYR spend one year in 2119, or one month in 3019? WYR only be able to use one toilet the rest of your life or never be able to use the same toilet twice?
Hot Pockets: Gator pants, roomba cussing and kickball threats.
Dank Rank - Greatest “My Bads”
Thoughts: Alligator hunting, comedian pastors, NFL draft sadness
Hypos: Dumbest or smartest person in the world? Say or don't say a number?
Hot Pockets: Meadow Muffins, Viral Poop, They're Here, Doing Hard time
Dank Rank: Greatest Comebacks
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What 3 stats would you want to know about your life? E..g, how many beers have i spent on alcohol
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Would you rather be able to read people’s thoughts, or control them?
Hot Pockets:
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Condoms Up 56 Percent, But Butts Down in NJ Annual Beach Sweep
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High School Coach Douses Field In Gasoline, Lights It On Fire, Promptly Gets Placed On Admin Leave
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Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska
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Denim ‘diapers’ are now a thing
Dank Rank - April Fools (biggest idiots, fools, april fools jokes, etc)
See it on the field you can see it on the court, pick it up at All Sporks? Brought to you by BHG. Spoons or forks? $20B? Nurses, absurd tv, poop shoes and no smokin'. Dank rank baseball with some live coverage of TN vs Purdue game ending.
"HEE-HEee" or moonwalk? Dab lasers or floss vanish? Hot pockets include blockbuster, subway perfect crime, imaginary DUI, get on my bell and 55+ sperm. Dank rank best things about March. Download, subscribe, rate, take care, god speed.
Would you rather be a physical specimen no matter what you eat, or buy everything for 90% off. Hop or crawl? Hot pockets include Stella Artoast, Nickelback, Wheel treadmill and snoring. Dank rank things that are green in honor of St. Paddy's day coming up (no smokin). Take care, god speed.
Presented by Apple Pie. Special guest Lee returns. Apples or big macs? Who would you rather have show up at your funeral - goldust or booker t? Fire sauce, rock hard diamond trading, fart fights on a plane and coin star stupid. Dank Rank = Desserts. Follow, download, subscribe, rate 5 star, take care, god speed.
Are you still watching? Blind Dreams, ice (ass) cubes. Convincing people you're from the future as an 8 year old. WYR be a fart sniper or inceptor?
Hot pockets: Bathroom breaks, Kraft Jerked-chicken, aliens among us and toe suckin'
Dank Rank: Wild animals we would like as pets
Special guest Dugan
HYPOS
Hot Dogs or Hot Dog Blank costume? Fart out loud when you make Eye contact, or lose IQ when someone says your name? $10K or a penny every time you reach in your pocket? Small underwear or big shoes?
Thoughts of the week covering memes, Karl Malone and fingerprints. Hot Pockets include doorbell licker, cow gas, night soil, and getting hungry for cheez-its. Dank Rank small talk topics and phrases
Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Live for ever as 100 year old, or 80 years as 20 year old? How long would it take to drink an entire above ground pool? Leave yourself a voicemail 15 years in the past. Take Care. God Speed.
Presented by Levi fur ya, sumbitch. Hot pockets feature peak florida, ASSMAN, Fat tiger, hand washing and bathroom bomb threats. We dank ranked rom coms - happy valentines day! Take care
Back in the day with School lunch square pizza, Gauce (gucci sauce) and freezing time - plus -- Day or Night? Fart laugh or fart breath? And the alien eats kiwis whole...
Franksy the Alien is back. Presented by Stanley Steamer. No Smokin unless you're 100, Hi I'm Drew, Hunter 2 password. Dank Rank Sports teams / dynasties
Back in the Day Cafe, catch phrases, blasting half a decade farts and can more people dunk or hit a homerun?
Special Guest Peedo, presented by Life Alert. A Florida man, LSD avengers, hot dogging, fudge grudge. Dank Rank best movie sequels.
Special guest PburgPapi we discuss Bob Saget, Recess, Bop it twist it pull it. Sleep, maps and 3 drinks for the rest of your life.
Presented by Hardee's with special guest PburgPapi. Wine in a pringles can, Blood Wolf moon, back pain cures, and occupations you that sneaky could woop your ass.
We go back in the day cafe with moon shoes, fast food birthday parties and reebok pumps. Fart or sneeze? Nipple lights? Who would the US vote to bring back from the dead?
Presented by The Boot Store of Lexington. We talk new years resolutions and hot pockets include rectum syringe, poop on a plane, chicken nugs on the road, play button barber (Shout out Rocky the barber) and doorbell licking.
Presented by The Boot Store. Special Guest Peedo. The crew is live and in person for the first time ever.
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PODCAST! Discman Upcharges. How much could you spend on Amazon in 10 minutes? Grocery stores and max security prison....enjoy!
Ep. 44 presented by Gucci Chevrolet. Special Guest Birdman. Dank Rank Animated Shows. This is Us is a cock block. 2018 in a nutshell.
Doo Doo Time. Hot Pockets include a little bit of meth, tuna, bear repellant, blind playboy and feeding two birds with one scone. Dank Rank finger foods - presented by Pepto Bismol.
Back in the day cafe: lion king, mystery science theatre 3000 and a honda civic
Topless Hypos! Let's gooooo
@NoSmokinPod Presented by J-E-L-L-O. We flex on the haters todays.Hot pockets include $100 bills, blowing up toilets, making fun of 5 yr old's name and pulling out knives on farts. Dank Rank = Shoes. Tell your friends. Take Care. God Speed.
This week we're thankful for YOU the listener. Check out some of our favorite moments so far this year - Take Care, Godspeed. Gobble Gobble
Best of:
Who named this?
Doo Doo?
Hot Pockets
First ever dank rank
Master Debaters / Pee Pee on air
We go back in the day cafe and go through some HYPOS including what's more important - fingers or elbows? Who would you put in a cage match against the aliens?
Episode 37 presented by Applebees. Doo Doo time. Hot pockets include Guns, Robots, McDonalds fights and Luigi's package. Dank Rank Chain Restaurants and our velveeta gold picks are HOT right now.
Back in the day cafe plus some HYPOS to get your brain moving on this Monday. Godspeed.
Episode 35 presented by Burtles for City Council. Doo doo, dank ranked best sitcoms of all time and important hot pockets from space, waffle house, dick flights and toilets.
Special Monday Episode - Way back in the day cafe and some hypotheticals to get your brain in gear for the week.
Episode 33 presented by REDISHANAL (Prounounced:Red ish in all, not REDISH ANAL). Doo doo, hot pockets, Dank Rank Halloween and Velveeta Liquid Gold picks of the weekend (NCAA and NFL).
Presented by Ovaltine (MORE OVALTINE PLEAAASE). Dank Rank "Nicknames" and bring in a new segment "back in the day cafe".
Special Guest QB1 - brought to you by Velveeta (can't beat-a). Dank Rank "things we dont understand" and how much of the $1B mega millions jackpot would you give to the pod co host?
Presented by the job openings at Goodfellas of Lexington, Ky. Special guest Dugan (aka Tip toe, aka no no boy). Dank Ranked Conspiracy theories and we guessed what we'll be arrested for one day (or maybe how we'll die)
Special Guest Pburg Papi. Hot Pockets. Dank Rank Snacks. Presented by Rough and Rowdy 5 buyrnr.com
Featuring special guest Peedo. Dank Rank Alcoholic Drinks. Presented by Purnell's Old Folks Country Sausage, It's Good.
Special Guest Birdman. Dank Rank of Birds. WTF Florida plus Hot Pockets including dipping chicken in coke, wedding dresses with pockets, putting bobbi out of the paint business and fake dentist. Bonus: Who's dick do I have to suck to catch a train.
Featuring Special Guest PburgPapi brought to you by PBH Bidet. Doo doo time, Rushmore of Sports Jerseys. Bees take over NYC, Shooting at Women drivers and some 606 national news (everyday occurrence)
Mt Rushmore of Video Games. WTF and Hot Pockets. What is something you'd do to make a sport better?
Doo Doo, Mt Rushmore of 4th of July Activities and what 10 years would you do over again if you could? Bonus, BDE
GOAT WTF Florida and some hot / lean pockets to keep you satisfied. Rate 5* and follow us on twitter @nosmokinpod