The Bias Report is a podcast devoted to highlighting the ridiculousness of American media bias. Each week I’ll run down some of the top stories of the week from both liberal and conservative media outlets. Then I’ll see what (if anything) they agree on, what narratives each side seems to be trying to push, see how many objective facts I can dig out from the news, and hopefully have a little fun along the way!
Links to the stories from today's show:
Detroit police chief says 'outside, coordinated professional agitators' are not welcome
SNAPCHAT WILL STOP PROMOTING PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POSTS
Democrats Are Using Antifa to Foment Revolution
Marc Thiessen: Biden should be calling out Democrats, not Trump over riots
What Is To Be Done About the Left's Anti-Americanism?
Hydroxychloroquine, Drug Touted By Trump, Fails To Prevent COVID-19 In Rigorous Study
Trump faces unprecedented revolt
Capitalism Was Always Like This
FBI finds no evidence ‘indicating Antifa involvement’ in DC protest despite Trump’s claims: report
Why white evangelicals stick with the president
Brewery offers $20,000 to hike the Appalachian Trail, drink beer
Florida Police Use Krispy Kreme To Lure Black Bear Off City Streets
India captures ‘spy’ pigeon suspected of working for Pakistan: reports
Williamstown man allegedly threw ‘large pickle’ at highway worker, police
People With Sneeze Fetish Have Divided Feelings About the Pandemic
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Analysis: Trump lashes out hours before Fauci testimony
Accidental poisonings rose after Trump suggested injecting disinfectant could thwart coronavirus
Joe: GOP's lack of outrage at 'ask China' outburst shows 'Trump's racism is baked into the cake'
Ex-GOP Strategist: ‘If Obama Was President, This Would Not Have Happened’
Trump goes on wild tweetstorm to distract from Fauci testimony
Campaign Promise Broken: ‘no bullying of the media from the podium or by tweet’
Here's why the media is ignoring the obvious facts and pushing the 'stay at home forever' narrative
The Danger of Letting Lab Coats Run the World
Dems' $3T coronavirus bill includes marijuana banking protections
The Real Reason Why Pelosi Is Finally Putting the House Back to Work
Bears break into cabin as guests hide
Kansan Who Wanted A Sword Fight With Ex-Wife Deemed 'Not Crazy'
Saber-toothed anchovies roamed the oceans 45 million years ago
Banana rotting in desk drawer during coronavirus shutdown 'makin me feel anxious,' employee tweets
Shedding Fur From Their Cats to Make Whimsical Hats The Felines Like to Wear
Stories from today's show:
TWITTER WILL NOW WARN YOU IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST WRONGTHINK
No, Social Distancing Isn’t A Blessing In Disguise. It’s Evil
Americans Are Opening Up Their Communities—Whether Our Rulers Like It or Not
Accused pedophile Kevin Spacey claims living with sexual assault allegations is like losing a job during the coronavirus lockdown
Portland changes World Naked Bike Ride event due to coronavirus, still encourages people to bike naked
THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE
The psychology behind why some people won't wear masks
Trump's DNI nominee follows QAnon Twitter. Here's why that's so concerning.
Trump gives a pathetic excuse for not preparing for a pandemic: ‘I have a lot of things going on’
Oregon Police Remind Residents: Don't Call 911 If You Run Out Of Toilet Paper
News anchor allegedly caught cheating when half-naked woman walks into live shot
Studio apartment listed in Australia has bathroom in the kitchen
Alex Jones Says He's Considering Eating Neighbors If COVID-19 Lockdown Continues
Drive-Thru Strip Club Serves Up Sexy (And Safe) Solution For Coronavirus Blues
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Led by notorious germaphobe, West Wing braces for coronavirus
Trump has trapped us all in a nightmare whirlwind — but he’ll eventually jump ship
Ex-Labor Secretary Turns Trump’s Insulting Nickname For Democrats On McConnell, GOP
Racist Fox News host blames Chinese people for coronavirus: ‘They eat raw bats and snakes’
The Bernie Sanders Campaign Is About Freedom
Campaign Trail Of Tears: A Warren Story
AOC-aligned House hopefuls fall flat in Super Tuesday contests
Trump Heckles Mini Mike, Fauxcahontas…
Bernie Sanders supporters pout, claim 'coup,' blame media for his poor Super Tuesday showing
Finger-Licking Gross: Bloomberg Spreads Saliva All Over Buffet During Coronavirus Outbreak
Ohio man seeks world record with beer-only Lent diet
Doctors Discover Booze Brewing In Sober Woman's Bladder
Long-Forgotten Secret Passageway Discovered In A Wall At U.K. Parliament
Washington home buried under 15-foot mountain of tumbleweed
Penn State students hold vigil for closed Taco Bell location
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How Bloomberg And Bernie Used Campaign Finance To Hack Democracy
Pete Buttigieg Brings 9-Year-Old Boy on Stage to Announce He's Gay
Bernie Sanders: Illegal Immigrants Are ‘Our People’
Lara Trump blasts Eric Swalwell's new 'absurd' Trump-Russia collusion claim
POLL: Two-thirds of 'Medicare for All' supporters think they can keep their current plan — they can’t
Death Toll Rises In New Delhi As Hindu Mobs Attack Muslims During Trump Visit
Trump privately vents over virus even as he publicly says all is fine
Trump says the ‘Stock Market starting to look very good’ — after the worst investor panic in 2 years
Democrat rips Trump: This is what paranoid, small people do
Right-Wing Social Democrats for Coal
5-hour prison hostage standoff in Ireland ends after candy bar exchange
Bear relocated after wandering suburb for two days
Why America Is Losing The Toilet Race
Alaska airman receives discipline for urinating in coffee maker: report
Thousands Of Bees Attack Police, Firefighters Responding To Sting Report
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Ex-Justice Department Official Hits Trump With A Reality Check: The Law Is Coming For You
‘OK, Boomer’ mentality: Academics want to label old age a disease ... in case you had any respect left for the elderly
These people could make Trump's life miserable
Comedian John Oliver champions Medicare for All with expert takedown of right-wing talking points
Socialism Is Love
Panicked Democrat Establishment Turns To Bloomberg
Critics pounce on President Trump's clemency spree
DEBATE NIGHT: BILLIONAIRE BLOOMBERG REPLACES BILLIONAIRE STEYER
Firing People, Including Farmers, Is Bloomberg's Answer to Everything, Apparently
Trump's war on sanctuary cities is about more than politics
KFC and Crocs created a clog that's covered in fried chicken with a charm that smells like it, too
Metal detector user finds live World War II mortar in Tennessee
Black man wearing KKK robe confronted by deputies: authorities
10-year-old's 6,292-foot loom band bracelet breaks Guinness record
Owner of sausage dog who took bus 18 miles to beach says it's 'out of character' for Frank
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Pete Buttigieg is a radical Democrat in disguise, says Tony Katz
Lunatic Stripping 'Non-Binary' Socialist Challenging Sen. Susan Collins Gives Away Guillotine T-Shirts
After Three Years of Hate, the Dems Have Lost It
MANCHESTER BOMBER USED GOVERNMENT BENEFITS TO BUY BOMB PARTS
Petulant Nancy Pelosi is everything wrong with the Democratic Party
Trump’s First 3 Years Created 1.5 Million Fewer Jobs Than Obama’s Last 3
‘He’s a con man’: MSNBC’s Chris Hayes explains why Trump is much weaker than he seems
Analysis: Why Donald Trump keeps messing with the Democratic presidential race
Trump Just Tweeted A Clip From A TV Show That Was Totally Making Fun Of Him
As President, Bernie Sanders Should Use Executive Orders Aggressively — Just Like FDR Did
…CHINESE MEDIA: CRITICS WILL ‘SMELL LIKE STINKY FARTS’ AFTER OUTBREAK DEFEATED…
Australian man guilty of using cellphone while riding horse because he didn't have a hands-free device
Colorado woman charged for feeding deer inside her home
Humanity now “catastrophically stupid” as we enter the 2020s on a global SUICIDE mission that will only end in collapse
Groundhog Day star Punxsutawney Phil should retire and be replaced by a robot, PETA says
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Few Americans Think The Senate Made The Right Decision In Barring Witnesses
After Acquittal, It’s Anything Goes for the Republicans
Trump’s brilliant reality-TV moment for the MAGA tribe
At Trump's State of the Union, the bigotry was in plain sight
The State of the Union Is Sick
Trump Impeachment Trial: Senate Ready to Acquit
Romney to Vote to Convict
Traître!
Pelosi tantrum capped night of disdain that began with terse introduction
Democrats Panic After Iowa
Without Futile Gestures and Temper Tantrums, the Dems Would Have Nothing Left
Rep. Ilhan Omar was disappointed when she first arrived in AmericaIncredibly Detailed Image Of The Sun's Surface Is Here, And Frankly It Looks Delicious
The Singing Snow Plow Driver Of Bozeman, Mont.
A Sheriff Department’s Attempt To Describe This Boulder Goes Delightfully Awry
Zoo will name a rat after your ex, feed it to a snake
Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty cleared of assault charges by Philly police
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More Sanders Staff Promote Violence
WaPo's Jennifer Rubin Humiliates Herself with Laughable Attack on Trump's Defense Team
Pro-life student says abortion activist threatened her at March for Life: 'I will fing slit your throat!'*
Sorry Democrats, America Is Tuning Out Impeachment
CNN mocks tens of millions of Trump voters
Trump Defense Urges Senators To Feel Bad For The President
Dershowitz called Trump corrupt in 2016 and said he could be corrupt as President
Trump’s lawyers are betting on their audience having no idea how the law works
Trump Did The Most Trump Thing When Bloomberg Gave Him Advice
It’s Good That Joe Rogan Endorsed Bernie. Now We Have to Organize.
'Britain's Most Famous Christmas Tree' Criticized For Looking Sparse, Droopy And Sad
Wienermobile stopped for traffic violation in Wisconsin
Apparently, You're Not Allowed To Smoke Pot In A Tennessee Courtroom
Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports
Canadian teen calls cops after fake ID doesn’t arrive, prompts police warning on identity theft scams
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Analysis: Judge tells Trump he's not a king -- the President is not so sure
They’re in deep trouble’: Texas GOP’s secret 2020 strategy emailed to Democrats in a bizarre political mishap
Analysis: No, the new CNN poll is not good news for Trump on impeachment
Can Anyone or Anything Dislodge Trump From the White House?
Because our propaganda is better than their propaganda
CNN’s Joan Walsh Tweets She’s ‘Shocked’ Trump Did Not Sexually Assault Hero Dog
RNC’S MCDANIEL: DEMOCRATS LOST GROUND DURING SHAM HEARINGS
Mexican drug kingpin you've never heard of is infiltrating small-towns here
Long-awaited report on FISA abuse from IG could scramble Dems’ impeachment plans
New Biden Ad Actually Shows Why Uncle Joe Shouldn't Be Commander in Chief
Visibly Damp Papa John’s Founder Says He Ate 40 Pizzas In 30 Days
Arizona man charge with robbery for burrito heist: police
Photo From 1898 Sparks Hilarious Theory That Greta Thunberg Is A Time-Traveler
Chihuahua drives owner's SUV across busy road
Alaska man arrested after allegedly smuggling $400G in drugs — stuffed in rotting goat intestines — at airport, officials say
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Trump slams Pelosi as 'grossly incompetent' for trade deal handling, calls inquiry a 'kangaroo court'
'I'm disgusted': Lawmakers blast 'chaos' on college campus as 'leftist mob' defies police, shuts down conservative event
Newt Gingrich Tells Hannity: Democrats Have a Pathological Need to Destroy Trump
Does the Left Hate America?
Sarah Sanders tells Democrats to stop trying to 'destroy' Trump and start working for America
Majority thinks Trump's actions in Ukraine were wrong: poll
Ilhan Omar Asks Judge For ‘Compassion’ In Sentencing Man Who Threatened Her Life
Analysis: Why GOP lost again in a deep-red state
Republican impeachment tactics backfire as GOP congresswoman Elise Stefanik sets her career on fire
‘Disqualifying’: Buttigieg faces backlash for praising right-wing tea party movement in resurfaced 2010 video
Vegan man sues Burger King claiming Impossible Whopper is cooked on same grill as meat
Bagel store manager drives 7 hours to return customer's lost keys
Man’s bedding was making him sick in odd case of 'feather duvet lung'
Iowa wrestling icon honored with giant cheese sculpture
Missing Oregon cat found 5 years later in New Mexico
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Opinion: Because of Trump, the suburbs are nearly gone for the GOP
To Exonerate Trump, Republicans Embrace Russian Disinformation
Why was Trump White House worried about Putin's reaction to arming Ukraine
‘This is a very strong case of bribery’: Democrat Jackie Speier explains why the evidence against Trump is ‘very simple’
Bernie Sanders’s New Immigration Proposal Is Incredibly Strong
Tarlov: Potential late 2020 runs show Dem elites disconnected
San Fran's new ultra-liberal DA plans to ignore prostitution as well as public urination and other crimes related to homelessness epidemic
GOP memo outlines 'four key pieces of evidence' that are 'fatal' to the Democrats' impeachment allegations
Hillary Warns She's 'Concerned' About UK's Future Because of Brexit: 'I Can't Make Sense of What's Happening'
Why Trump is the Black Voters' Clear Choice in 2020
My Third Husband Is 102 Years Old. Here's What Our Marriage Is Like.
335-foot-long carnitas taco breaks Guinness record in Mexico
New Jersey country club sues waiter accused of pouring red wine on patron's $30G Hermès purse
8-foot Bigfoot statue stolen from Florida mattress store, police say
Distillers Of Gin Infused With Elephant Dung Insist Product Isn't Crap
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History will judge Democrats harshly for impeachment of Trump, Ken Starr says
DEMOCRATS DRAFT PLAN TO IMPORT HUGE NUMBERS OF ‘CLIMATE REFUGEES’
Poll: Most Americans Oppose Reparations for Slavery
Hillary Clinton believes 'God put her on Earth' to be president, former Bill Clinton adviser says
David Limbaugh on a Dem WH win in 2020: 'The left' would 'gut' everything America stands for
Trump Publicly Revels In Death And Spectacle: ‘Boom Boom Boom!’
GOP Senator: Defending Trump from impeachment like a 'horror movie'
Raid photos highlight stark differences in Trump and Obama approaches
How the Supreme Court and the morbidly rich are ruining democracy in America
Under Medicare for All, You Will Never Lose Your Health Insurance Ever Again
Deer crashes through window into cellphone store
Irish town breaks record with 1,080 people dressed as Harry Potter
Minnesota Museum Holds Creepiest Doll Contest
Half-naked German teen climbs up prison to win back ex-girlfriend: reports
Haunted house requires 40-page waiver, physical exam
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Republican official admits Pelosi has a point that ‘all roads lead to Putin’ for Trump
Trump can’t stop smearing Obama with a ridiculous lie about North Korea
The Teamsters’ James Hoffa Is Wrong About Medicare for All
'Phony emoluments clause': Trump belittles Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8 of U.S. Constitution
New doc looks at how Trump turned immigration into political weapon
Despite His Lefty Politics, This Vanity Fair Writer Thinks The Right Has A Point About Spygate
President launches blistering attack on Dems, saying he 'should be allowed to run the country'
Far-left city forbids employees from traveling to these states over abortion
Man in MAGA hat arrested after allegedly using bear spray in scuffle when anti-Trump protesters surrounded smaller pro-Trump group
Trump's Labeling of 'Fake News' Was an Understatement
Peak Florida: Snake Eating Another Snake Gets Interrupted By An Angry Wasp
Clerk's suggestion leads to $587,247 lottery jackpot
Tupac Shakur arrested in Tennessee for meth possession, threatening officers with knife: cops
Antibiotics caused man's 'drunkenness disease,' report says: 'No one believed him'
U.S. government secretly using flu shot to seize control of EVERY AMERICAN'S immune system
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Bill Bennett: I don't think I can defend Trump's policy on Syria
Teacher 'habitually' takes a knee during Pledge of Allegiance. It doesn't go unnoticed: Teachers aren't 'paid to indoctrinate our students'
Harry Reid Warns Dems: Trump Is a 'Very, Very Smart Man' Who Won't Be Easily Beaten
It used to take a high crime and misdemeanor to get impeached. Now it just takes someone being concerned
CNN Hides That Warren Questioner at LGBT Town Hall Was a Maxed-Out Donor
TRUMP DIRTY TRICKS STRAIGHT OUT OF NIXON PLAYBOOK!
Rep. Matt Gaetz tried to crash impeachment inquiry hearing
Ukraine Has Become a Vibrant Democracy. No Wonder Trump Hates It.
Twitter explains why it hasn't suspended Trump's account
The “Strongest Argument Against Medicare for All” Is Very, Very Weak
Massive recall at Taco Bell as some beef may be contaminated with metal shavings
50-year-old sloth in German zoo dubbed world's oldest
Bear Family Breaks Into Home And Cub Parkours Down The Staircase
California man caught wearing only women's lingerie during home break-in
Restaurant owner living on roof until Bengals win a game
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Donald Trump Adds New Entry To His Dictionary Of Nonsensical Words
Opinion: Even Republicans know that Trump can't do the job of president
Historian: Impeachment inquiry reveals Trump’s uncontrollable narcissism — and the GOP’s compliance
RIHANNA SOUNDS OFF ON TRUMP
When Capitalists Build Too Much
…SAD LOSER HILLARY: I BEAT TRUMP IN 2016
Rudy gets sarcastic after Dem senator calls him ‘despicable’
GOP congressman introduces resolution calling for Nancy Pelosi to be expelled from House
The Left to America's Children: Your Past Is Terrible, and Your Future Is Terrible
Former prosecutor Robert Ray on impeachment push: Pelosi now pursuing 'what she said she wouldn't do'
Painting Cows To Look Like Zebras Has A Surprising Benefit
Farmers using corn cannons to make money in trade war
Thieves Steal Duffel Bag Full Of Rare Snakes
It's Fat Bear Week In Alaska's Katmai National Park — Time To Fill Out Your Bracket
North Dakota man, 21, pleads guilty to trying to kill woman he thought was a witch
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GOP questions whistleblower form change just before Trump complaint
Los Angeles Public Library hosts drag queen who encourages children to get 'excited about books that explore progressive themes'
WATCH: Are we living in the era of 'triggered children'?
State Department Intensifies Investigation Into Hillary's Email Server
Why Dems need you to believe that Trump damages our national security
‘NO MORE TIME FOR DENIAL’
Leonardo DiCaprio Blasts Donald Trump For Climate Change Denial
Americans are about evenly split over impeaching the President, but support for it has risen among independents and Republicans
Fact check: Trump falsely claims whistleblower rules changed
Trump’s behavior is getting more and more erratic — and Republicans might have no choice but to oust him
Five Years Later, Do Black Lives Matter?
California police catch alleged stalker in corn maze
Italian chef arrested on drug charges claimed he was 'researching new flavors,' reports say
Michigan Drivers Shocked When Billboard Displays Porn For 20 Minutes
Leaping Deer Kicks Woman While She's Pumping Gas
Pub gathers 433 people named Nigel for world record attempt
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Adam Schiff: 'Most graphic evidence yet that the President of the United States has betrayed his oath of office'
The New York Times published a story alleging ‘swing voters’ are repelled by impeachment. Turns out, they really interviewed Trump voters
Man Obsessed With Hillary Clinton’s Private Server Hid Documents On A Secret System
This right-wing pundit admits that the Biden-Ukraine allegation is a ‘coo-coo for cocoa puff conservative conspiracy’
What the US Sanctions Against Venezuela Have Wrought
Ukraine story shows Dems are so obsessed with Trump, they're destroying themselves
Schitt Show: Intel Chair Performs Fake Conversation Between Trump, Ukraine President
Lies, Damned Lies, and Democrats: The MSM-DNC's Worst Week Ever
Majority of Americans Favor Trump's Policy Agenda
Climate hysteria reaches new heights among teens
Woman who mistook wasabi for avocado hospitalized with 'broken heart syndrome,' report says
'Storm Area 51' Fails To Materialize
Hungry bear crashes California winery's vineyard to feast on grapes
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow
Koala recovering after getting stuck in front grill of car
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The Morning Briefing: Hillary Gets Drunker, Dems Try to Cancel God
DEMOCRATS LOSE CONTROL AS LEWANDOWSKI TROLLS IMPEACH-A-MANIACS…
It's time we all recognize left-wing progressivism for what it is — a cult
MSNBC tries to show public support for gun control — and fails spectacularly at it
CNN's Cuomo blasted by contributor for spreading 'fake news,' here's why
GOP blocks probe of Mike Pence’s trip to Ireland after VP spent $600,000 on limousine rides so he could stay at Trump’s resort
Trump was asked about the death of a legendary journalist. His answer was as self-centered and embarrassing as you’d expect.
The Great Socialist Bake Off
GOP incumbent resorts to racism in close governor’s race
Fact Check: Trump makes at least 26 false claims at New Mexico rally
Girl, 11, Scares Off Armed Robber With A Loaf Of Bread
Loose horse attempts to board bus at Russian stop
Miami warehouse robbers make off with wigs worth up to $80G: police
Fire at Australia lab causes 100 containers of cattle semen worth thousands to explode
New site “OblivionAgenda.com” to reveal accelerated globalist agenda for annihilation of the human race
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Trump says he knows 'nothing' about Air Force crews staying at his Turnberry resort
In one tweet, Harris showed more leadership than Trump ever has
Trump is losing much more than just a trade war — he’s losing the future
Major victory against GOP gerrymandering: State court strikes down North Carolina’s legislative maps
Why the Right Hates Voting Rights
BETO: PEOPLE WILL HAND OVER THEIR GUNS
U. of Alabama dean resigns after tweet resurfaces saying American flag 'represents a systemic history of racism for my people'
Bongino, Emanuel agree: 2020 Dems making big mistake going into general election
Time for Conservatives to Build Their Own Hollywood
Time to Put an End to the Climate Cult
Tipsy raccoons are passing out, stumbling around neighborhood
He was licked by a mountain lion, and instead of getting scared, he was fascinated
French rooster cleared by court after lawsuit accused him of making too much noise
Mini horse, goose up for adoption as a package deal
If elected to the White House, Democrats promise to ban combustion engines, meat products, transportation and agriculture, plunging America into famine and pestilence
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James Mattis’s Blistering Criticism of Obama
Mark Levin: 'The NRA Doesn't Kill People. That's Planned Parenthood!'
Walmart’s Retreat on Guns Means Woke Capitalism Is Here to Stay
DONALD TRUMP: U.S. FARMERS ARE ‘WARRIORS’ IN TRADE WAR WITH CHINA
Trump admin announces rollback of Obama-era regulation that outlawed certain light bulbs
Trump claims apparently altered map was the original Dorian forecast
Former Trump official now hawking fish pills
Under Capitalism, Changing Jobs Sucks
The sacrificial rites of capitalism we don’t talk about
Donald Trump’s aim is to degrade and destroy
Teenage boy goes blind after existing on Pringles, white bread and french fries
Bear lounges in hotel ladies' room
Chef cooks up world's longest egg noodle at more than 602 feet long
Tennessee man arrested for allegedly riding horse drunk, report says
Beware of heads exploding everywhere when FACTS once again matter
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Uplifting News
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Atlantic: Mattis found Trump to be of ‘limited cognitive ability, dubious behavior’
Trump is desperately trying to blame ‘weak companies’ for the havoc he created
Leaked e-mails reveal the ways white nationalists have infiltrated right-wing media: report
A Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Under Socialism
‘That's not a lie!’: Fox Business host fumes when cornered with a blatant example of Trump's dishonesty
BERNIE OPEN TO ‘MEAT TAX’ TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE…
MSNBC Forced to Retract Latest Anti-Trump Fake News
Tucker Carlson takes aim at Mike Lee for 'flip-flopping on Google' — Lee fires back with facts
NOT SATIRE: Missouri Councilwoman Takes Oath on Dr. Seuss Book
The Coming Climate Change Propaganda Tsunami
Spicy With A Twist: Nearly 4 Tons Of Pot Found In Jalapeno Shipment
Man fined for driving with car strapped to top of car
Pumpkin Spies? CIA’s Cryptic Pumpkin Spice Latte Message Sends Twitter Into A Tizzy
California deputies rescue bear cub trapped inside motel dumpster
Elizabeth Holmes’ “Theranos” fraud was actually a plot to surveil the blood and DNA of everyone
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Top Ten Stories of 2009
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Wild donkeys make a mess in California neighborhood
Connecticut cyclist crashes into black bear at the side of road
Seagull Swallows An Entire Apple Pie, Becomes A Legend Among Birds
Police Catch Parked Motorist Playing Pokemon Go On 8 Different Phones
The Flying Baby From A Famous 1995 Patagonia Catalog Photo Is All Grown Up
A New Hope: Seal Learns To Sing Star Wars Theme
Anti-vegan protesters who ate raw squirrels outside food stall fined
All Right. Some Cats Do Fetch
Police use Taser to capture escaped emu in British Columbia
Accused Car Thief Was Also Carrying Rattlesnake And Uranium: Police
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Lara Trump: De Blasio 'taxing the hell out of the rich' would kill American dream
‘Moderate’ Joe Biden Tells Reporter There Are ‘At Least Three’ Genders
Another Splendiferous, Gafftastic Day for Joe Biden
No, the U.S. Doesn’t Lead The World in Mass Shootings
Trump shares Epstein death conspiracy theory--so did ALL THESE DEMOCRATS
Why America still can't face up to Trump's racism
Leaked draft of Trump executive order to ‘censor the internet’ denounced as unconstitutional edict
Ex-GOP rep calls Trump an 'unfit con man,' says he's sorry for helping elect him
Minnesota farmer tears up while telling CNN how Trump’s ‘very scary’ trade war has harmed her family
Reflections on Trump’s “mental illness”
Colorado Bear Smashes Through Wall Like ‘Kool-Aid Man’
Florida Man Takes Golf Cart On Wild Ride Through Walmart
Couple coordinates matching outfits every day for 68-year marriage
More Flamingos Are Flocking to Mumbai Than Ever Before. The Reason Could be Sewage
Sorry, climate change fanatics: Turns out, Greenland’s glaciers are actually growing
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Dayton mayor: Trump's rhetoric has been painful
Professor Breaks Down U.S. Racism, Trump’s ‘Ugliness’ In 3 Powerful Minutes
Clinton's advice for impeachment inquiry: Don't pursue for 'trivial partisan' purposes
Reporter reveals the White House’s ‘extraordinary lengths’ to protect Trump’s thin skin by shielding him from protests
Let Them Eat Credit
…ICE FREES 300 OF 680 ILLEGALS ARRESTED IN RAID ON ‘HUMANITARIAN GROUNDS’
Get Woke, Go Broke: Studio Behind ‘Vice’ May Need Bailout from Owner’s Daddy
Millennial melts down at work, cries, calls mom — because boss said there is no 'p' in hamster
Crazy anti-Trump protester claims he is 'Jesus Christ' and that Trump is a racist
Mining companies, child labor–exploiters, toxic dumps, and petro-tyrants just love 'renewable' energy
Slutty Vegan restaurant a plant-based burger sensation
House Painted With Giant Emojis Rankles Residents Of California Community
Florida Toilet Explodes After Lightning Strikes Septic Tank
Company seeks 'bacon intern' to make $1,000 eating bacon for one day
Raw human sewage all over the beaches of California is the perfect metaphor for the failure of liberalism
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Trump tears into 'con man' Sharpton, says Rev. Al 'hates whites & cops' as tensions over Baltimore boil
Limbaugh backs Trump on Baltimore, calls out Dems for inner-city woes
Obama Derailed the Democrat Party
Feminism Is Working Overtime to Destroy Film
FIVE SHOT DEAD IN DEMOCRAT-CONTROLLED BALTIMORE
Trump keeps up fight with black community by launching feud with Sharpton
Educator explains how to defeat Pres. Trump in 2020
Sept. 11 Victim Compensation Fund Signed Into Law After Years Of Shameful Delay
This old video shows how far Trump has gone from Reagan's Republican Party
Privately Owned Scooter Companies Don’t Have a Future
Suspect’s Loud Fart Helps Police Sniff Out His Hiding Place
Maryland couple's itchy hands lead to $50,000 jackpot
Tourists Going Gaga For Japanese Museum Dedicated To Poop
Man Arrested In Spain Had Cocaine Under Toupee: Police
Bear Attempts To Steal Trash Dumpster From Colorado Pot Dispensary
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Joe on Mueller testimony: What a great day it was for GOP and Putin
Ted Cruz explains why Trump could ‘absolutely’ lose in 2020 — and lays out the roadmap for Democrats to win
Angry GOP lawmaker storms out of hearing after getting shamed by Democratic colleague
Even Nice, “Generous” Rich People Are Not Your Friends
Trump makes people feel lousy. That could spell his political doom
LEFTIST NIGHTMARE: FOX, BREITBART, TRUMP BEAT ALL ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA ON MUELLER DAY
Comedian: Devil worshippers better than Trump supporters
'Crickets': Not one House Dem — out of 70 contacted — was willing to go on 'Fox News @ Night' after Mueller hearing
Does a Guilty Conscience Explain Mueller's Fumbling
DEMS QUIETLY TRY TO PASS MASSIVE TAX HIKE
Camera returned to man after theft by eagle
Cool Your Jets! Science Might Explain Your Weird And Emotional Airplane Behavior
California’s nuclear power plants found to be sitting on top of a massive supervolcano filled with 240 cubic miles of magma
Inventor Fails To Cross English Channel On Jet-Powered Hoverboard
Family of bears raids dog food from North Carolina porch
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Election security divides Congress after Mueller’s testimony
U.S. Justice Department resumes use of death penalty, schedules five executions
By the numbers: Migration to the US-Mexico border
Pelosi’s Position on Impeachment Unchanged Following Mueller Testimony
Judge Temporarily Blocks Trump Administration’s Asylum Restrictions
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Pro-impeachment Dem walks out on live CNN interview
Trump could set up Dems for defeat in 2020 by forcing them to embrace 4 radical congresswomen
NOLTE: LEFT-WING NETFLIX LOST 130,000 AMERICAN SUBSCRIBERS LAST QUARTER
Restaurant chain says high minimum wages in places like Seattle caused its bankruptcy
Video: Anti-White Discrimination Is Escalating
‘The president is lying’: CNN immediately debunks Trump after he claimed to stop crowd’s ‘send her back’ chant
Trump describes kissing married TV host in creepy 1992 interview
Rep. John Lewis: What Trump said and what he continues to say is racist
AMERICAN ‘EMERGENCY’
— SLIDE TO FASCISM
Woman Arrested After Climbing Mount Rushmore
Alligator escapes Michigan home twice in two daysThe terraforming of planet Earth, and the planned annihilation of humankind: Dave Hodges interviews Mike Adams
Five guys arrested after fist fight at Five Guys
Bear scales Tennessee resident's balcony to steal snack
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US Navy ship 'destroyed' an Iranian drone, Trump says
Trump: US warship destroyed Iranian drone in Strait of Hormuz
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Links to stories from today's show:
Analysis: Trump's power play on UK envoy sends ruthless message to allies
Failing self-awareness, boycott-loving Trump condemns boycotts
Trump acts like Alex Acosta is the victim in the Jeffrey Epstein case in a rambling and nonsensical answer
Trump makes 6 false claims during his 'social media summit'
Karl Marx Is Useful for Our Time, Not Just His
CNN’S DESIRE FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE
ObamaCare's fate may change soon and Dems want to blame Trump for their mess
Mueller testifying won't work out the way Dems think
Ocasio-Cortez's chief of staff admits the true goal of the Green New Deal
Most Americans Didn't Care Enough to Watch the Democratic Debates, Poll Finds
Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are 'in the water'
Veterinarian: Colorado dogs getting high from eating human poop
Boaty McBoatface, Internet-Adored Sub, Makes Deep-Sea Discovery On Climate Change
You are not even close to being prepared for the chaos that’s coming
Black bear photographed enjoying sunrise at hotel
Links to headlines from today's show:
Obama Built The ‘Cages,' Not Trump, Says Obama ICE Chief
Holocaust Survivor Nominates AOC for 'Nobel Prize in Stupidity'
‘No Democrat candidate can match this level of enthusiasm’
REPORT: ANTIFA MADE UP OF ‘PRIVILEGED WHITE DUDES’
Yes, the 2020 Dems want to take your health insurance away
Russian propaganda may have helped Trump, study suggests
Trump achieves zero for US security, hands Kim another victory
This devastating political cartoon made a powerful point about Trump. Then the cartoonist got fired.
Trump ‘spooked’ out of Iran airstrike after watching retired general on Fox News
The US, Not Iran, Is the Rogue State
Saxophone-Playing Dad Serenades Cows By The Roadside
Contestants Are Doggedly Determined At Ugliest Canine Competion
Google alters search results to discredit nutritional supplements and natural health websites
Politician’s Press Conference Dogged By Accidental Facebook Cat Filter
Bear breaks into California home, trashes laundry room
Links to the headlines from today's show:
Shep Smith Delivers Scathing Fact-Check Of Trump’s Migrant Children Claim
‘Part of the stench’: CNN’s Anderson Cooper skewers Mike Pence for ‘awkwardly chuckling’ at talk of neglected migrant kids
Republican humiliates himself at Senate hearing as his attempt to nail Instagram for liberal bias falls flat
Bernie to Student Loan Sharks: Drop Dead
Rep. Schiff: On July 17, Americans will hear from Mueller and have their questions answered
Why the Mueller subpoena could backfire if House Republicans get to ask the tough questions
Purely a Disgusting Act’ Proves ’The Fact that We’re Winning’
POTUS: CHILD MIGRANTS TREATED ‘MUCH BETTER’ THAN UNDER BARACK OBAMA
Democrat Debate Stage Will Feature a Crowded Field of Millionaires
The Morning Briefing: Mueller Agrees to Resuscitate Dying RUSSIA-Collusion Hoax
Toddler gets stuck inside claw machine while trying to reach Pikachu dolls
Florida Thief Tries To Open ATM With Blowtorch; Seals It Instead
Naked Florida Man Wanted For Burglarizing Little League Concession Stand
Psychological social engineers claim you are “dehumanizing” people if you refuse to date transgenders
Bear Has Least Impressed Reaction To Deputies Trying To Free Him From Locked Room
Links to headlines from today's show:
Tom Homan: Democrats, liberal media pushing 'false narrative' on border enforcement
Hong Kong sends China a powerful message (and proves Trump is right)
Gay man who ‘came of age’ in the '70s says that today’s gender fluidity and orientation confuses — and enrages — even him
Trump Is Expanding Obamacare . . . in a Good Way
Angel Dad Yet to See ‘Real Justice’ for Daughter Killed by Illegal Alien
Winning Socialism Is About Winning Freedom
Fact-checking Trump's campaign rally
Don Jr. mocks Biden over push to cure cancer. Hours later, Trump says he'll cure cancer
How ‘socialism’ became the newest word for ‘anything a Republican lawmaker doesn’t like’
This is the most devastating and revealing poll number for Trump
Walmart Sells Graduation Cake To Mom Without Telling Her It’s Styrofoam
Man Accidentally Brings Snake In Backpack On Plane From Florida To Hawaii
Russian man replaces Bentley sedan's wheels with tank treads
Brazen monkey takes selfie with stunned family - then gives them the finger
Man Inadvertently Proves That Hipsters Look Alike By Mistaking Photo As Himself
Links to articles covered in today's show.
Weekly rundown:
Amash exposed a secret about conservatism under Trump
Here are 5 wildly popular programs that prove Americans already love socialism
“Responsible Conservatives” Won’t Save Us From Fascism
Hillary Clinton offers rare glimpse inside family’s DC retreat
Trump waves around single piece of paper of what he says is his Mexico deal
Joe Biden 1974: ‘Politicians Can Take Away’ First Amendment ‘If We Want’
Poll: More People in New York City Like Trump Than Bill de Blasio
Pelosi, others want to see Trump ‘in prison.’ Will the left ever stop weaponizing government?
DOJ pushes back on Dems gloating over Mueller report deal
Here's why Ocasio-Cortez says members of Congress need a raise in their $174k salary
Cow Squirts Projectile Poop On Farmer: ‘I Didn’t Even Stand A Chance’
Colorado Will Leave House-Sized Boulder Along Highway
Metal turtle sculpture at Boston playground burns children
Links to the stories from today's show:
Weekly rundown:
The Mueller Investigation Was Always an Impeachment Probe
The Obama Curse Strikes Again: Warriors Lose Two Starters to Injury, Raptors Blow Halftime Lead as Former POTUS Looks On
Two-faced Pete Buttigieg expresses 'solidarity' with striking Uber drivers but will attend fundraiser sponsored by Uber exec
Impeachment Fever: Democrats whip themselves into a frenzy
Piers Morgan blasts 'disrespectful' British anti-Trump protesters: 'When we needed the Americans in World War II, they were there for us'
Xi discovers that president is not putty in his hands
Analysis: Trump already has an excuse ready if he loses in 2020
Late-night roasts Trump's denial of UK protests
Trump says thousands greeted him in London. They were really protesting him.
Why is the media ignoring Rand Paul’s disastrous and extreme plan to gut the federal government?
Corporations paid $91 billion less in taxes under GOP tax code overhaul: report
Louisiana Cops: Don’t Call Us To Complain About Taco Bell
Air Force Officials Say Penis-Shaped Contrails Were Unintentional
Doctor finds spider nesting inside patient's ear
Sen. Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Everything — Including Your Love Life
Oregon Man Called Police About A Burglar. Armed Officers Found A Rogue Roomba
Main story:
Tiananmen Square Massacre: China attacks US secretary of state for ‘lunatic ravings and babbling nonsense’ after he praises 1989 protesters
China handles Tiananmen anniversary with usual silence
Links to stories from today's show:
Weekly rundown:
Donald Trump shows why he's a stunningly bad deal maker
‘The most unusual thing I’ve seen’: Fox News reporter stunned after Trump’s infrastructure meeting implodes
‘A frightening reflection of our nation’s descent into authoritarianism’: US service members wear ‘Make Aircrew Great Again’ patches with image of Trump
Democrat reveals how Kim Jong-un is ‘playing’ Trump — and argues ‘the real low-IQ person is the president’
How Facebook is defending refusal to remove altered Pelosi video
The Sinking Collusion Ship
CNN’s star White House reporter turns page on objectivity with Trump-bashing opus, say critics
POLITICO: JOE BIDEN ‘SUPERCHARGED’ AMERICA’S OPIOID CRISIS
Trump 2020 win projected by 3 different models, New York Times op-ed says
A Rape Left Me Pregnant, But I Oppose Rape Exceptions To Abortion Limits
Every Time Democrats Talk, I Want To Vote For Trump Twice
Here’s how millennials are affecting the price of your home
Cats Offer The Grumpiest Twitter Tributes To Grumpy Cat
Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead
Man dies on plane after swallowing 246 packets of cocaine
Main story:
Mueller, in First Comments on Russia Inquiry, Declines to Clear Trump
Mueller: 'If we had had confidence that the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so'
Dems ramp up calls for Trump impeachment after Mueller speaks out on Russia probe
2020 Democrats Renew Impeachment Frenzy After Robert Mueller Speaks
Here's the links to all of the stories I referenced in today's show:
Weekly rundown:
Here’s why pro-abortion supporters are so fierce (and bullying). Hint: It’s not why you think
SHOCK STUDY: TRUMP MAKING AMERICA LESS RACIST
I’m A Legitimate Asylum-Seeker, And I Support Trump’s Border Wall
Illegal Alien Charged in Serial Murders, CNN Ignores Story
Vaccine rates climb on ‘hippie’ island amid measles outbreak
Republican National Committee accepts $248K from Steve Wynn, accused of sexual misconduct
Pelosi says Trump 'every day gives grounds for impeachment
Trump might pardon accused war criminals. What they actually did
Why the GOP attacks on Justin Amash could doom Trump’s chances for re-election
China Is Not the Problem. Capitalism Is.
REPORT: TRUMP’S USGA GOLF SCORES HACKED, ROUNDS OF 100+
Woman Spends 6 Hours In Surgery Hoping To Look Like Meghan Markle
Poppy seed bagel causes woman in labor to test positive for drugs
Main Story:
Dems use hearing to repeatedly quiz, stump Ben Carson on obscure acronyms
A lawmaker asked Carson about foreclosure properties. He thought she was talking about Oreos.
Weekly rundown:
Why residents are leaving Trump Tower
1 Million Londoners Set To March Against Trump During UK State Visit: Poll
‘Spinelessness is contagious’: Conservative MSNBC host lashes out at the GOP’s complicity in Trump’s cover-up
Farmer who voted for Trump: I'm not going to be quiet
Libyan general praised by Trump accused of possible war crimes
Alabama and Georgia Are Throwing Down the Gauntlet against Roe. Good.
TAMMY BRUCE: Microsoft’s insidious AI scheme to make you ‘woke’
Voters in Alabama enacted their views into law. That's how democracy is supposed to work
Survey: Only 2-in-15 Americans Aware of Soaring Illegal Immigration to U.S
KELSEY GRAMMER PRAISES TRUMP FOR ACCOMPLISHING WHAT WASHINGTON ‘CLOWNS’ COULDN’T ‘FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS’
British cousins set land speed record for Tuk Tuk
Bear breaks into Colorado car, destroys interior
'Thou shall not gossip', Pope tells hairdressers
This week on The Bias Report, Bill Barr is in the hot seat in Washington. Is he a villain or a scapegoat? Guess what: the media has differing opinions on that!
Links from this week's show:
Rundown:
Imprisoning Bill Barr is left’s new rallying cry: ‘Have him locked up’
Booker, other Dems are wrong to claim Trump's economic boom started by former president Obama: Gingrich
Fox News Poll: Approval of President Trump steady since Mueller probe ended
Biden mistakenly claims Margaret Thatcher, who died in 2013, is worried about Trump
Biden's staff faces renewed accusations of mistreating reporters
Why the market freaked out when Trump tweeted about trade
Fact-checking (yet again) Donald Trump on China tariffs
What happens if Donald Trump refuses to admit he lost in 2020?
Why would President Trump want to stand in the way of Mueller testifying about a report he claims exonerates him?
Trump is trolling us again. Stop falling for it.
Rangers Find 3-Eyed Snake In Australian Outback
Woman pulls alligator from yoga leggings after police stop her car
Romania's witches harness the powers of the web
Main Story:
House panel votes to hold Barr in contempt, as Trump asserts executive privilege over Mueller files
Trump invokes executive privilege over Mueller report
Today on The Bias Report I'll run down top stories from the week including conservative hail mary's, the left supporting homelessness, and our ever present reptilian overlords.
Then I'll get into the week's main story: medicare for all being discussed in Washington.
Links from the stories discussed on the show-
Weekly rundown:
The latest GOP hail mary is the brett kavanaugh defense
Iowa's longest-serving GOP lawmaker joins Democrats because of Trump
Why a Trump transition team official is calling for impeachment
Democrats Really Don’t Care If Their 2020 Candidates Go On Fox News
CNN’s Chris Cuomo Made 11 Misleading Statements About the Mueller Report
Biden’s Advisers Scrap Campaign Launch Video at Last Minute
California is the Golden State of Homelessness and climate change activists just don't get it
Democrats Announce Date World Will END!
How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government
Main story, medicare for all:
Dying man to Congress: GoFundMe is not a health care plan
'Medicare-for-all' battle kicks off with tense and emotional House hearing