Sober Cinema: Recent Episodes

Michael Denniston and Jared Dotson

A movie podcast that's late... but still too early.

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Two months of living with a Sydney Sweeney/Glen Powell pairing and we can't go back to anything else.Well... maybe, Zoey Deutch.

After some hesitation based on years of mistrust one co-host finally took his wife to a proper date night movie with plenty of butt stuff (comedic) and shirtless men (steamy) while one host remains at home for yet another rewatch and even more roaming hands. These show notes are a turnoff but enjoy our podcast on ANYONE BUT YOU!

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On April 5, 2013 Rosario Dawson got out the clippers. And cinema was never the same. As was James McAvoy. As was OUR EYES. After this visual delight director Danny Boyle has us believing in all manner of nonsense such as the convoluted mechanisms need to pull off the complicated art heist that ultimately revolves around the toxic relationships of Mr. McAvoy. This is a far cry from THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ELEANOR RIGBY, sir.

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On March 28, 2003 John Travolta put on a clever ruse. John McTiernan is the director of PREDATOR, DIE HARD and most importantly BASIC. If you have forgotten this military thriller starring Samuel L. Jackson (150 lbs soaking wet and with a cape!), Connie Nelson (of THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE... you remember the scene) and Giovanni Ribisi playing Orson Welles then we are here to help!

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On March 19, 1993 even Bridget Fonda confused Dermot Mulroney with Dylan McDermott. Doesn't matter. He's just a man who will be fed ravioli erotically. And we all win by witnessing this act. Do we thank Gabriel Byrne? Anne Bancroft? Who trained Ms. Fonda to be the ultimate assassin and supportive life partner? If you believe these show notes are too wistful for the early 90s wait until you hear the episode. Please click play. Did we mention the ravioli? EROTICALLY!

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Harmony Korine made the A24 version of MIAMI VICE......and still the world was not satisfied. Including your hosts! Mainly the one from Florida who does not recognize the rap success from his home area as portrayed by James Franco.

Meanwhile another host lives in fear of the alternate version of this film that stars Emma Watson. This film does not exist and so he remains forever grateful to Ashley Benson and is checking out her latest work as a cam girl in ALONE AT NIGHT. As an act of appreciation and for podcast research of course.

Our final host just feels like he was born in the wrong place and time. A wistful episode for SPRING BREAKERS as we begin our new season celebrating 1983-2013 and how old and perverted we increasingly are. Enjoy!

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The movie that inspired a Sean Young role in ACE VENTURA.Which isn't entirely a bad thing. It's more Sean Young!

For a very late 1992 anniversary episode, a somewhat late Valentine's Day episode but BUT an EARLY St. Patrick's Day episode we present Neil Jordan's.... THE CRYING GAME.

We tried to be careful here but spoilers almost instantly for this Oscar contender starring Forest Whitaker in a very dreamlike sweater. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of going to church with Harvey Keitel.Among other activities for the title character in Abel Ferrara's family film. As for our activities discussing BAD LIEUTENANT on a podcast that includes:

  • More hate for the Miami Heat when it comes to decision making in the final seconds of a Game 7.
  • More debate over the assets of early 90s It Girl Winona Ryder.
  • And how this film provided the template for the... calmer UNCUT GEMS.

Have a good cry with us on our latest episode!

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Thirty years of Anthony Hopkins slut-shaming Winona Ryder.And a redhead of course. We can't forget God's greatest gift to mankind. Other than Sir Anthony it's also the Dread Pirate Roberts and Neo/Constantine/Johnny Mnemonic getting in on the sex negative attitude. Also my co-host informs me The Rocketeer is a prude. I'm glad I did not get that reference.

If you are wondering why the IMDb filmography list it's because BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is one of those sure-fire classics on our rewatch of 1992 in film that we were afraid there'd be no new ground to cover. Then the scissoring talk began. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of Uma Thurman being a witness to driving men crazy.One podcast host in particular. And although you've probably heard all you need to about one Kentucky man's love for Ms. Thurman this is actually an episode of discovery as shockingly all hosts have a good time with JENNIFER 8. Is it John Malkovich's sass with a cold? Lance Henrickson's trusting nature of dark figures with a flashlight? Or just an excuse to analyze the perverted nature of flash photography? Three decades later this thriller gets the justice it deserves on SOBER CINEMA.

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Thirty years of Nice Guy Eddie not being so nice.Which is why he quickly becomes a fan favorite in this episode on Quentin Tarantino's directing debut RESERVOIR DOGS. In one of those almost unimpeachable classics we decide to take on the likes of Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth for they are no Chris Penn. Also the decision to not cast Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Roth's Jedi master here brings up a returning segment of can one belligerent podcast host take on Mace Windu? For that... we go to the stats. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of Brad Pitt making everyone look ugly. For some reason we decided to cheat a bit this week and fulfill a promise to Mr. Robert Redford and complete his own 1992 double feature after SNEAKERS with him behind the camera for A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT. He also talks all throughout this film as the narrator which offends our sensibilities as podcasters soooooo we take a dump on this movie. Which is easy because it's no SNEAKERS. Neither is it INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE which we talk about for a few minutes. As well as the "NO!" gunfight in a river in the all timer TOMBSTONE. And then another host brings up POOTIE TANG.

It all makes a bit more sense if you listen. That's a big if though after these show notes. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of a Frenchman playing an Italian discovering America. But not really. Perhaps even less impressive than the discovery of this great country is the decision to cover not one but TWO Christopher Columbus movies from the year of 1992.

Mistakes were made. Such as:

  • One host continuously mistaking one Scott brother for another. This is a Ridley Scott joint, not Tony's. Sad.
  • Returning guest Tangible Teddy continues to hate Italian accents.
  • He also hates former guest Dave Giannini.

Okay, so maybe that last one isn't a mistake. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of everyone hating Kevin Spacey. The only closing you get on SOBER CINEMA is an explanation on how Jack Lemmon is a "soy boy" and a debate on if Ed Harris would be the best or worst co-worker in the office. Also if we have time we talk about Al Pacino having better bowel movements than perhaps anyone in the history of this planet. Naturally.

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The heat in 1992 was of course on The Great Madeline Stowe. One host says that this movie is better than HEAT. The other two hosts, as much as they love Madeline Stowe, have to stay sharp. On the edge. Where they gotta be. They also may have confused this with Tom Cruise in THE LAST SAMURAI. Only you the listener can decide.

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Thirty years of boating and cuckolding. The only reason we chose to revisit the year of 1992 in film is this movie and for a few reasons:

  • Mary Kay Place in a riveting family comedy shower scene.
  • Kurt Russell's hair and always sleeping with one eye open.
  • And to discuss our favorite hot dogs.

Naturally.

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Insult Bridget Fonda all you want but don't you dare misspell the drummer's name from the fictional band CITIZEN DICK. Those are the rules here on SOBER CINEMA. Apparently one host's early 90s dream girl provides no charm in this Cameron Crowe look at grunge rock. This is among the many obscenities from this sweet little movie:

  • Bill Pullman with his professional misconduct of NOT recommending larger breasts.
  • Campbell Scott predicting a better basketball career for Xavier McDaniel over Sir Charles Barkley.
  • And lastly... Kyra Sedgwick's mouth. That's it. The greatest sin.

However this episode is declared the winner of our trilogy of favorites from 1992 which will continue with CAPTAIN RON and THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS!

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Thirty years of Robert Redford vilifying the bald. Our official career retrospective episode on the work of Sidney Poitier is finally here as he is naturally compared to... Brad Pitt. Who is not in SNEAKERS. But Mary McDonnell is as the honeypot, River Phoenix as a simp before that was common vernacular (RIP by the way) and David Strathairn as a man that one host really has a problem with doing... well, anything. Also a timely update on the 2022 Eastern Conference Finals!

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Thirty years of Nicolas Cage having outbursts. Although HONEYMOON IN VEGAS is slightly more pleasant than his Oscar-winning turn in LEAVING LAS VEGAS. Your dedicated author of these show notes will not bring Elisabeth Shue into this fight as INDECENT PROPOSAL casts a large shadow over this far sillier version of a fiancee being sold as an escort to an older gentlemen by our leading men. It's safe to say that we also prefer Robert Redford to James Caan. And somehow Christina Hendricks gets brought into the conversation because why not?

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Thirty years of Benicio del Toro being the best part of every movie. Not that he's playing a nice guy here. But can one expect perfect gentlemen in a film on the exploits of Christopher Columbus. Well in 1992 this was the DEEP IMPACT to Ridley Scott's ARMAGEDDON as America got two dull movies on this jerk. So we open things up with suspecting our guest of abandoning podcasting for Only Fans and end the show when the beer runs out. Just as Columbus deserves. Enjoy a true Italian guest in Dave Giannini returning to promote his podcast OFF SCREEN DEATH and most definitely not an early celebration of Columbus Day.

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Thirty years of actors from the sitcom WINGS wrecking havoc. Or maybe it's starring in the unfortunate ABC mini-series of THE SHINING? Whatever the origin of evil we find ourselves suffering along with poor Bridget Fonda as that once sweet heartbreaker from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH forms the worst co-parenting relationship over a dog. And then Jennifer Jason Leigh has the audacity to copy POINT OF NO RETURN's unfortunate haircut that no one of sound mind would mimic.

All of this AND THEN Stephen Tobolowsky plays the hero creep. Throw in returning guest Dave Giannini of OFF SCREEN DEATH and you'll be wishing for Steven Weber to show up again and bring us all sweet relief. Or something. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of Brian De Palma making Hitchcockian events funny AND sexy. Well... maybe the sexy comes up for debate on our anniversary episode for RAISING CAIN. What is not up for debate is that the Boston Celtics did not need the front court depth offered here by one idiot host (Jairo) in their 2022 playoff series against the Milwaukee Bucks. We are nothing if not topical and on point as we continue to time travel back to 1992 at the movies. Some might say that this is the podcast that a quintessential STARZ cable movie like this deserves. And while we appreciate the hypothetical backhanded compliment we mainly thank you for the download. Continue to do just that at the links below:

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Thirty years of admiring the acting of Meryl Streep's butt. Along with Goldie Hawn's abs. And Bruce Willis doing his best to fend off all the lovely ladies Robert Zemeckis could throw at him all so SOBER CINEMA could come to the conclusion that objectifying women is not only funny... but right.

To help us make this case we have Dr. Bone return to provide her female viewpoint on the charms of the undead. Enjoy but also check out the previous time one host discussed this film at this link as well as all the other links below:

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Thirty years of remembering Jim Carrey from IN LIVING COLOR. But thankfully (?) MO' MONEY released in 1992 so we can properly immortalize the work of a couple of the Wayans brothers as they bring us a comedy... romance... thriller... that manages to be consistently off putting no matter the genre. While we attempt to not mention the much funnier sketch comedy veteran Eddie Murphy romcom BOOMERANG that released a few weeks earlier we are also struggling to not pay too many compliments to Stacey Dash.

Enjoy. Maybe.

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Thirty years of ignoring this entry in Sidney Lumet's filmography. That's okay though. We got to learn a thing or two from the extremely inquisitive and aggressive Ms. Griffith in this fish out of water detective story. One in which the ignorant barks out a lot of orders and is the hero for aggressively insulting the entire basis for the lives of others.

As podcasters we understood the hero's journey that Melanie was on and we applaud her efforts. The movie... not so much.

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Thirty years of self-imposed abstinence for Brad Pitt. But only because he's surrounded by cartoons in Ralph Bakshi's self-imposed check cashing return to animation in COOL WORLD.

Unfortunately for us (and you, the listener) we get hung up on the world-building in COOL WORLD and perhaps the sexual politics of... COOL WORLD.

It's uncomfortable. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of the best women ballplayers being demeaned... ... by Penny Marshall! Which is not good. Shame on you, auteur.

However when Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz contribute... it is admittedly pretty funny. Perhaps not so much when we do it. So we come to the defense of the best hitter to ever wear a Rockford Peach uniform and Jairo yet again gets to reminisce about another early 90s soundtrack he played while alone and unloved.

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Thirty years of Ray Liotta being a good fella. Recorded before Mr. Liotta's passing we got an opportunity to praise him in our review of 1992 mainly because he terrorizes a possibly racist yuppie played by Kurt Russell. Sorry, Captain Ron but we will formally apologize with that film's anniversary in September. For now... one host is attacked for his love of grilled cheese while the another attacks the lovely Ms. Stowe for a notable speaking voice.

It's titillating.

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Thirty years ago Michael Keaton was not tall enough for Michelle Pfeiffer. Thank god. This eventually leads us to one host's undying lust for Ben Affleck but before that we discuss if Tim Burton's continued dorkdom in BATMAN RETURNS is appropriate Christmas season material for children, if using penguins with rockets is an appropriate Plan B and if Danny Devito is worthy of kissing at a Comic-Con. Another host says yes.

Most definitely, yes.

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Thirty years ago Goldie Hawn had a nice butt. Probably still does. Which made it all the more frustrating to listen to Steve Martin's complaints about Ms. Hawn's squatting in his empty home. An empty house constructed for Dana Delaney.

This leads to a revelation from one host who knows quite a bit about early 90s television starlets.

His name is Jairo.

He is old.

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Thirty years of one host dismissing Samuel L. Jackson as any sort of threat. However that same host wants to emulate James Earl Jones upper management style. This is how SOBER CINEMA approaches Harrison Ford taking the reins from Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan in PATRIOT GAMES.

One thing we can all agree on though is that Mr. Baldwin may not have been the best Tom Clancy hero but he is most definitely an intimidating father figure and lover of Meryl Streep.

Enjoy our well researched take on the IRA as based on this movie and the other Ford 90s joint THE DEVIL'S OWN!

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Thirty years of Whoopi Goldberg being a sexy nun. That's according to one person on my social media doom scrolling. However we don't take the bait there and instead mainly pick on Maggie Smith's horrible lack of martyr skills as Mother Superior along with her modest amount of racism. Also when we aren't distracted by a shirtless Harvey Keitel we make the horrific discovery that Bill Duke directed the sequel SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT.

Nothing was learned, nothing was gained from this episode. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of Tom Cruise's hats getting no respect. This episode is about horses and so we bring on a graduate of a horse university to discuss Tom Cruise's ability or lack thereof in taming the wild stallion that is Nicole Kidman in Ron Howard's FAR AND AWAY.

However one host has no need for equine experts and is more enamored with the boxing etiquette of a Scientologist while the other is oddly obsessed with Greg from DHARMA & GREG.

Wasn't Dharma from DHARMA & GREG also a Scientologist? None of these answers are in the show. Enjoy!

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Just to be clear... thirty years later Mel Gibson is still Australia's doing. Now that the elephant in the room is out of the way we get back to more topical podcast subject matter like declaring BOTH 1992's summer movie season and our 2022 Oscars recap special. We also feel very sorry for both Danny Glover the man and the character he plays in Richard Donner's (but NOT Shane Black's) LETHAL WEAPON 3.

Jairo insults another beautiful white woman in Rene Russo and we insult our listeners ears by preparing them for another questionable episode on Scientology and even worse a Scientologist on a horse in FAR AND AWAY. Among all these horrific things we also shine a light on last week's guest Dave Giannini and his podcast on LETHAL WEAPON 3 on ATTACK OF THE 3RD.

Awful all around.

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Thirty years of Billy Bob Thornton refusing to cut his ponytail even when on the run from the law. God bless that man. Or at least that character (who knows what sins Mr. Thornton has committed.) Okay, so maybe not even his character in ONE FALSE MOVE for although he admirably hates children he also commits some other less noble crimes that lead him on a collision course with the greatest cop in Arkansas cinematic history: The Hurricane as played by Bill Paxton. One of the finest dumb characters ever committed to film we discuss this MTV Movie Award winner from Carl Franklin and how much we enjoyed it along with guest Dave Giannini of OFF SCREEN DEATH replacing a much hated co-host (Jairo.) Enjoy!

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Thirty years of a child actor shocking us before retiring to a daytime talk show. For our regular listeners we want to apologize for not being particularly aroused by one of the pioneers of 90s "slutsploitation genre" for we do not have our regular old man Jairo on this episode. Instead guest Dave "Hey Bobby" Giannini of OFF SCREEN DEATH steps in to tell the rest of the hosts about a time before WILD THINGS existed.

We choose to not believe in events before Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got in that pool but here we are; someone filmed it and we watched it. Now you listen and enjoy the titillation.

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Thirty years of Larry Fishburne having to field stupid questions from Jeff Goldblum. But seriously... what is a brown shower?

To answer such a question we bring on our expert on bathing in Tangible Teddy from the offensive episodes of THE GRAND GESTURE. Along the way we actually watch a good movie in the month of April in Bill Duke's DEEP COVER. If you haven't seen it the clips included are carefully curated so as to just get us close enough to cancellation without crossing the line. Like we said... a good movie!

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Thirty years ago Dr. Melfi was just beginning a long career of watching grown men throw temper tantrums. As you can see already (those few of you who appreciate the genius show notes) we would rather have been rewatching THE SOPRANOS than John McTiernan's MEDICINE MAN. Although one host has childhood memories of a VHS taping off of cable... he remembered the ants. The sugar.

But not the thongs.

This episode corrects that. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of being absolutely positive that your high school transcript holds up to English teacher investigations. This movie is silly and we disparage cats by the end of it.

Also too much sex talk for a movie about dorks who are afraid of the kitty.

All in all... not a bad Stephen King movie. Takes the bronze behind THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION and obviously THINNER.

Enjoy!

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Thirty years of Dolly Parton proving that expertise is not needed on talk radio. Thanks for that, Dolly. But also thank you for financially aiding a Covid-19 vaccine. So we here at SOBER CINEMA consider that a draw as we have our first experience of 1992's STRAIGHT TALK. Our research team had more experience with America's newest oldest sweetheart more in pictorials but even our jaded hearts have a tough time saying anything negative about this pleasant movie.

James Woods is the romantic lead though. That's not great. Enjoy our latest episode anyway!

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Thirty years of Rosie Perez being thirsty and men just don't understand it. But we do.

Well us and Siskel & Ebert. The natural progression of film criticism. What does that sound like?

  • A Peruvian voice is no authority for black culture in America as seen in the films of 1992.
  • So instead we rely on the two white guys on the show.
  • White men from Kentucky.
  • Who have no time to appreciate a man's California tan.
  • But can VERY MUCH appreciate Rosie Perez and her needs.

One thumb going up somewhere in our latest episode of SOBER CINEMA!

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Thirty years of back and to the left with Sharon Stone sitting and smirking. The above declaration of celebrating an iconic cinematic moment is a bit misleading as this episode is mainly about Michael Douglas and his lack of body hair.

Erotic.

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Thirty years of hating the short men that love Marisa Tomei. Aunt May deserved better. She also deserved better than currently being known as "hot Aunt May" but at least she won an Oscar along the way for MY COUSIN VINNY. As for us we present no evidence of Joe Pesci's length or girth but we have our suspicions to keep us warm at night. As for you, dear listener... somehow you have found yourself listening to another episode of SOBER CINEMA.

Where did your life take a turn?

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Thirty years of Pierce Brosnan inviting street urchins over to play with his flight simulator. Yeah we also had a hard time believing any of this. BUT... it was THE MATRIX of the early 90s. Which is to say that even as kids we were more amazed by the technological breakthrough of EARTHWORM JIM. And now as old men... the charms of THE LAWNMOWER MAN lead to the inevitable talk of how much better FORREST GUMP'S life turned out by having a buddy invest his money in Apple.

Thanks for nothing whatever your character's name is in this, Pierce Brosnan.

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Thirty years of America feeling the same way as Jerry Seinfeld about Bobcat Goldthwait. SHAKES THE CLOWN presented what we presumed to be a can't miss viable piece of cinema for a gap week in 1992 because it presented one thing we hate (clowns) with one thing we love (alcoholism) and by the end of the episode we may have found a cure for alcoholics. Watch this movie. Enjoy! Or Don't!

Presented by Pop Culture Case Study.

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Thirty years of a turtle taking a doomed ride with a maniac kid. But at least the dog makes it out okay(ish) in Richard Donner's misguided family film that doesn't quite capture the magic of say a Dwight Yoakam in SLING BLADE domestic abuse drama. It's just not that fun! Even with attempting to feed a turd to a now retired actor and professional Twitter troll in Adam Baldwin... young Frodo just can't make it work. So the boy from JURASSIC PARK must die. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of "comedy" from Canada. We are not amused by Wayne.

We are not amused by Garth.

We do not suffer fools hosting their own talk show and thrusting it out to an unwelcoming world.

We do however like this Rob Lowe fellow and how he handles pizza night. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of respecting Richard Gere's hair and all the places that hair went. On this show one host looks a gift horse in the mouth that is the masterpiece FINAL ANALYSIS and tries to bring Brad Miller to a Shaq fight when it comes to one of the greatest blondes of cinema: Kim Basinger.

But not just any Basinger... boozy Basinger who manages to inspire a man to have enough courage to trash talk Eric Roberts in a men's restroom.

And Uma Thurman as the younger sister. Movies were once a places solely for the gods. Enjoy.

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Thirty years of enjoying the legacy of great genes that is Melanie Griffith's family. Also there are some Nazis to be dealt with in SHINING THROUGH but as long as they look like Joely Richardson and are up for a cat fight... we think we can handle it in these trying political times. But back in 1992 Michael Douglas was healthy and willing to get down in the mucky muck, Liam Neeson was but a simple confused Nazi instead of confusing them heroically and a friend of ours would have said Tippi Hedren was the way to go.

Dakota Johnson is the right answer but you already knew that. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of not knowing what we would had in the heyday of erotic thrillers. Although it must be said that our mileage varies on just how erotic we find the wet work and horse role-play of Sean Young and That Creep From SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY. Along the way we discover some things about ourselves:

  • One host actually takes it as a compliment to be compared in looks to That Creep from SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY.
  • Another host still carries some psychological trauma from attempting to date the students of a "horse college."
  • And finally the last host (the author of these show notes means that in every sense of the word) remains frightened of the smell of pubic hair.

Enjoy!

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Thirty years ago NOW That's What I Call Hip-Hop was born. And if you think that is cruel wait until you see the scam that tiny Tupac Shakur and friends pull on a comely young lass working at the local record store. If you want to hear what one host was listening to as he touched his first butt (while trying to grab something else) then this is the podcast for you.

And only that specific person. For we are white. And we are talking Ernest R. Dickerson's JUICE.

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Thirty years of white women having no reason or accountability. That may be a bit harsh but one host truly thinks that Julianne Moore deserved better. Not her character in Curtis Hanson's THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE... just Ms. Moore in general. She's great. As well as AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

The movie we are discussing is not. But it does give another host the opportunity to air out his grievances as the president of his homeowner's association while also lamenting his useless knowledge of hip hop on a movie podcast that is riveted by the glory of white women Karens as personified here by Rebecca De Mornay. She seems nice.

We also all hate children. Even the father on this podcast. Enjoy!

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Thirty years of confusion about how one becomes an officer of the law in the Bay Area. And this film starring early 90s It Girl Milla Jovovich does nothing to illuminate us on civilianauxiliary police (but thank you Wikipedia for the hyperlink!) so we resort to our kickoff of 1992 in film by attacking each other.

Being noble historians of cinema is stressful work but we hope you enjoy another season of SOBER CINEMA!

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Twenty-five years of Andie MacDowell singing about pie. As disgusted as we are with the auteur behind YOU'VE GOT MAIL in this Christmas release from 1996 we still take the time to discuss the important things.

Like Joey Lauren Adams' voice. Or Bob Hoskins as Wolverine. And of course... a look back at our weekly selections at the movies of 1996. Spoiler alert: it ends up being a battle between the obvious choices of HEAVEN'S PRISONERS and CHAIN REACTION.

Onto the year of cinema in 1992 in 2022!

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Twenty-five years of questioning the viability of Rose McGowan escaping through the garage door. For science. You will never hear a forty-something year old man talk more about Skeet Ulrich than on this podcast.

Terrifying.

Happy Scream Day!

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Twenty-five years of Jay Mohr ever so briefly having power over Tom Cruise. When one thinks of the Cameron Crowe classic JERRY MAGUIRE... the infamous VALLEY OF THE DOLLS does not come to mind.

Except on SOBER CINEMA.

Yes, yes, we pay all proper respects to what is likely our most enjoyable watch of 1996... but it stills comes down to boobs. As it always would.

Enjoy.

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Twenty-five years of listening to actors who can't sing do just that. But that's not really the problem here. It's two Kentucky hillbillies and the International Man of Mystery from Peru trying to understand the plight of the wealthy whites as often seen in Mr. Allen's filmography. Also the underage women (hello Ms. Natalie Portman) that are usually involved in the Woodmeister's films.

Dangerous territory. But we are brave enough to tackle such things and also yet again mention the greatness of Nick Nolte in A WALK IN THE WOODS. You're welcome, Film Twitter.

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Twenty-five years of Daniel Day-Lewis yelling. Joan Allen puts up with a lot in this flick. The lack of adequate dental care. A husband with a wandering eye. A young up and comer smearing her face with chicken blood and placing curses on you. And then... not even welcome at church.

It's a party in THE CRUCIBLE. Enjoy.

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Twenty-five years of waking up to the roommate from the garage holding a hammer over your bed. In what is our most important episode of 1996 we discuss the many merits of Billy Bob Thornton's SLING BLADE:

  • Was John Ritter's version of the hight and tight a bold move in mid 90s Arkansas?
  • Dwight Yoakam's drunk boyfriend is a man of many moods when imbibing. He contains multitudes.
  • How many weeks old are the underwear that Robert Duvall wears in his silent confrontation from his command post of the recliner?

It is most assuredly our greatest episode ever. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Barbara Streisand not being Michelle Pfeiffer. And that's just fine with two thirds of the hosts on this podcast. Rita Kempley of The Washington Post... well she had some harsh words for The Barbara.

No matter. We can't all be Catwoman and in this film that's not what Mr. Bridges wants in a romantic partner. This opens the door for your hosts to try and figure out what exactly they want in a partner. If that partner happened to be Ms. Streisand.

We come to no conclusions. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Lieutenant Dan hating Nick Nolte's kid. Delroy Lindo returns to the podcast from his rousing performance in FEELING MINNESOTA to once again be the voice of reason.

Unfortunately he is trying to coach Mel Gibson... who has his own hangups. BUT as a movie podcast that hates children and mostly tolerates the films we select, a story about a father seeing a chance to not lose millions of dollars while ALSO losing his child? Intriguing.

Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of passing on Claire Danes. Because that is legal and right. However when she got to HOMELAND her crazy face was just the medicine three old men needed BUT let's get to less dangerous ground. Like the curiosity that was Dash Mihok's career.

That was weird.

A cat fight between John Leguizamo and Harold Perrineau?

Not weird at all. Also Leo is in this too. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Stephen King asking us to sympathize with an ungrateful husband. Here at SOBER CINEMA we are nothing if not sex positive. And sometimes we also talk about movies. This time it's the 1996 classic on oral pleasure amongst married individuals in Stephen King's THINNER. Enjoy it with a large meal.

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Twenty-five years since Kevin Bacon ordered the wrong dinner. And made some other mistakes along the way. Thankfully a cast of movie stars such as Brad Pitt, Jason Patric, Billy Crudup and... Ron Eldard (?) fix the glitch of Barry Levinson's SLEEPERS. Then everything is as it should be again.

We only avoid the plot of this film in show notes because it would make for terrible SEO so instead let's mention our love for Minnie Driver here. Especially in GROSSE POINTE BLANK. The rest of it... enjoy?

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Twenty-five years of Val Kilmer playing Home Alone in Africa... ...and still being more ridiculous than Macaulay Culkin. But not in a fun Christmas classic sort of way. More of a not-so-classic white savior trope.

And normally we like that sort of thing here at SOBER CINEMA. But not this time! For there is no hand to hand combat with these lions. Only endless monologues and failure. Tom Wilkinson gets a pass for being a huge ass but everyone else in this movie turns us back to more BOUND discussion from our previous episode.

Because we may not be an expert on lions, but lesbians... Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of back and to the left with this Wachowskis caper. Apologies to Joey Pants but only one host has the appropriate appreciation for Ms. Tilly and Ms. Gershon's efforts in this gift from heaven in the barren wasteland that is cinema of 1996.

Or you could listen to the idiot that loved CHAIN REACTION. Unfortunately you have to (only so much can be improved in the edit) but we eventually talk about the importance of a disciplined crew and which of these two lovely ladies would be the most relaxed on set.

It's all very above board because AGAIN... only one host here is not impotent. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of still being creeped out by James Spader being that close to Charlize Theron. The one thing we can all be grateful for when it comes to this mid90s Tarantino ripoff is that it gave Ms. Theron her start.

And the world was a better place.

We spend about half the episode on this fact and eventually make our way to a more titillating look at sad sacks in the valley with Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece BOOGIE NIGHTS. As it should be, Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Stockard Channing being an unfortunate inspiration. The hosts of SOBER CINEMA were initially concerned about being two middle-aged men picking on older women... until this box-office hit from 1996 did it for us. But just to cover our bases we brought on the world's biggest Diane Keaton fan in Derek Stewart of THE GRAND GESTURE podcast and unfortunately for him he meets a new superfan of Bette Midler. Also Goldie Hawn. She's done well for herself. She slept with Kurt Russell.

But this isn't an episode about men! It's just 100% male voices. A movie podcast. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Keanu being confused. And why wouldn't he be by the uncomfortable shifts in tone in this mid90s Tarantino ripoff? However we have bigger questions, SUCHAS:

  • How dirty does a bathroom have to be before you wouldn't have sex with Cameron Diaz in it?
  • Does it matter if said bathroom has been used more than once (though once is enough) by the bug from MEN IN BLACK?
  • And back to the bathroom business... one host is ready to answer in the affirmative even if it's the stall from TRAINSPOTTING.

We are all disgusted.

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Yes, this is kind of like Vince Vaughn unpausing the Sega Genesis game of hockey... ...but if we didn't cover HAPPY GILMORE then we most certainly were not talking Adam Sandler's lesser known 1996 comedy BULLETPROOF. Unlike that wide release Jon Favreau and friends were making the festival circuit in fall of 96 and your hosts of SOBER CINEMA were nowhere near it.

For one host it would be stumbling across this gem on cable.

For another host it was the above host quoting this movie incessantly and ruining the whole thing.

And for yet another host he believes he lived SWINGERS during his single days in Miami. His name is Jairo. He is an idiot.

Enjoy!

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We prepare for the breakdown of society caused by confusing Dermot Mulroney with Dylan McDermott. As 2020 proved... nothing can be agreed upon ESPECIALLY with the talents of Ms. Shue standing in between with her futile attempts at mediation in David Koepp's THE TRIGGER EFFECT.

Along the way we learn about the inherent madness of participating in one host's homeowner's association and perhaps less strangely the participation of auteur David Cronenberg in a Tom Arnold comedy called THE STUPIDS.

This episode is illuminating.

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This is an episode about blowholes. And penile implants.

Also it's sometimes about John Frankenheimer's bullpen assignment for the Val Kilmer starring THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.

Two boys lost all faith in cinema that day while somewhere in Peru... a man wanted to become a bigger man. Enjoy!

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Wesley Snipes vs. Robert De Niro in a movie that is not HEAT. It's also not SEVEN.

Or even THE SANDLOT.

It just stinks.

And we'd rather be watching Tony Scott's THE HUNGER.

But that also goes for every movie.

Enjoy!

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Francis Ford Coppola apologized for the third GODFATHER with... JACK. And we never knew how good we had it with Sofia Coppola's acting until we saw a much beloved comedian facing impending death and impending baldness in a film now relegated to terrifying children on Disney Plus.

But back in 1996 we were innocent. And then Bill Cosby walked onscreen as a mentor to a ten year old kid with the sexual desires of a forty year old.

On that day we turned into men. Deviant men. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Michael Shannon being The Pride of Chicago. That may be a bit misleading but one of our hosts named Jairo is an idiot. He attempts an overcorrection by praising the followup to THE FUGITIVE from auteur Andrew Davis in the Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz on the run movie about some science stuff. Morgan Freeman uses that great voice to try to talk Keanu down from the public fat shaming that never came for his girth in this film while Ms. Weisz waits for SPEED to drag her around to the next set piece.

It's not much fun. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of choosing Ashley Judd over Sandra Bullock... ...along with some other tragedies in Joel Schumacher's adaptation of John Grisham's A TIME TO KILL. The finest film podcast from the South have a few notes to give the filmmakers:

  • We accept all cast members sweating profusely EXCEPT for Brenda Fricker.
  • More Oliver Platt.
  • Less Kevin Spacey.
  • More Olvier Platt sweating. PROFUSELY.

All of this and more as one Florida Man schools two Kentuckians on just why this film represents The Nipple of the South. And we avoid any talk of race relations. It's for the best.

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Twenty-five years of borrowing videotapes from your mates that have the same results as THE RING. As three upstanding citizens we don't have much experience with the drug culture as presented in this Danny Boyle film... but we do know a thing or two about taking movies from your buddy's highly cultivated collection. With that in mind we feel free to condemn one of the most well regarded cinematic experiences of 1996 as well as one host being rather insistent of his fandom for one cast member who would go on to star in BOARDWALK EMPIRE.

Also a hatred of short people. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Denzel Washington not taking sass from Lou Diamond Phillips. Also Matt Damon got skinny. Uncomfortably skinny.

We try to be respectful of our military on the silver screen but then Bronson Pinchot shows up and we just give up. And in the end it's Sean Astin's fault. As it always would be.

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Twenty-five years of John Travolta being the smartest guy in the room. And yet... everyone still hates him. This includes one of our hosts who maintains his unnatural rage anytime he sees this great actor on screen. Unfortunately that includes this Capraesque film from 1996 that is about a small town man who just wants to solve simple problems. Usually involving animal excrement to fix cars. Also he holds hands with Kyra Sedgwick. It's a joyous episode of SOBER CINEMA!

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Twenty-five years of Annie Lennox killing STRIPTEASE for us all. This is it. The entire reason we are covering the year of 1996 in film. And all we have to show for it is:

  • One of our co-hosts (his name is Jairo) ruining the official SOBER CINEMA group text thread with an image of himself in a bathtub.
  • One of our co-hosts (Jairo again) insisting on doing his Burt Reynolds impression talking about "feeling it in his boots" as a once great man is now covered in Vaseline.
  • And also one co-host (still Jairo, of course) bringing up Demi Moore's powerlifting abilities while also disparaging Moore's daughter for ruining the powerlifting performance.

But we applaud Demi getting paid. We just wish the movie was better.

And less Annie Lennox music. We don't ask for much.

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Twenty-five years of James Caan's moving parts. We didn't remember much about Arnold Schwarzenegger's last hurrah as an action star but ERASER somehow managed to provide us room to provide the definitive guesswork on the motivations of James Cromwell in this film:

  • Upset with James Caan's nipples.
  • Upset with Vanessa Williams' ability to burn a CD.
  • Upset with Arnold Schwarzenegger's antics with a CGI alligator.

As we said. DEFINITIVE.

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Twenty-five years of obscene word games with Matthew Broderick's family. The above is not the only sin Jim Carrey committed as THE CABLE GUY, one of the "bombs" of 1996 that accomplished the goal of revealing all of the buzzkills in our society. Such as:

  • Those that don't appreciate a deluxe home entertainment as a friendly gift.
  • Or an arranged date with a lady of the night.
  • Or warm eggs lovingly prepared by a new best friend.

In honor of no buzzkills ruining Ben Stiller's comedy masterpiece... our co-host Jairo was not allowed to attend this recording. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of white saviors in purple spandex. Okay, so maybe it was more like one terrible opening weekend for that particular superhero trope and for that we lay the blame all around for the auteur Simon Wincer's summer blockbuster that wasn't:

  • Treat Williams being bad... but not bad enough as the villain.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones being sidelined to a volume shooter off the bench.
  • And Kristy Swanson's strange fascination with Jon Lovitz which we didn't know at the time... but we could tell that there was something off about her in 1996.

All of that and a discussion on white privilege from two whites in regards to a movie with the ultimate leading man of the whites, Billy Zane!

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Twenty-five years of evil gingers and dragons moved to tears over a pet names. The only good thing about this podcast experience was that the host who was most excited to do his Sean Connery as a dragon impression was absent.

That's it.

Enjoy our episode on DRAGONHEART!

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Twenty-five years of still not being able to pronounce the French female lead's name. And we wish we could forget that idiot Jon Voight's name who has managed to out crazy Tom Cruise.

Also he's far less handsome. And far less charismatic. What a jerk. Meanwhile we find ourselves being jerks to Leslie Neilson of all people. Our apologies but enjoy our episode on one of the biggest hits of 1996 in Brian De Palma's MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!

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Twenty-five years of staying away from fighting Eric Roberts. Especially when he has cornrows.

A lot of interesting visuals in Phil Joanou's HEAVEN'S PRISONERS. Including the entirety of our research material which includes perusing Teri Hatcher on Mr. Skin. But then like the Grinch... our cynical movie watching (and deeply perverted) hearts grew three times larger than our nether regions as we came under the sway of Alec Baldwin's bayou detective.

That and we insult our missing host Jairo without having to go through the grunt work of editing out his pitiful retorts. Enjoy the episode!

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Twenty-five years of living in The Suck Zone. Apparently your three hosts can't agree on the greatness of Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt's tank top, or Bill Paxton... but Philip Seymour Hoffman does move us in interesting ways.

Jan de Bont's TWISTER is a look at a profession/hobby that is "one step above LARPing" according to one super-Jamie Gertz fan. We continue to misunderstand the movies of 1996 but we do understand wet t-shirts.

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Twenty-five years of supporting Goop and hating Ross. On this episode your three hosts ignore what Entertainment Weekly once put on the cover of their Spring Movie Preview THE PALLBEARER to instead learn how to change their Zoom backgrounds.

Also we discuss breadsticks. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of Janeane Garofalo needing a box to stand next to Uma Thurman. As three enlightened men here are our takeaways from THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS:

  • Jairo would have preferred Ms. Garofalo's character have a pig nose like Christina Ricci in PENELOPE.
  • Jared will bump up a movie's star rating on Letterboxd if at any time it features a dog in roller skates.
  • And Mike is (of course) okay with Uma Thurman bringing a turtle to bed.

We hope those are enough insights into a movie a that features animals as we have absolutely nothing to offer on a love triangle where we are meant to believe that Janeane Garofalo is undateable. For we are good men of great moral character. Like. Rate. Review. Subscribe.

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Twenty-five years of robot puppets beating podcasters to the punch. But the one podcaster who has taken the biggest L is our co-host Jairo. A list of things that Jairo does not understand:

  • The humor of one Tom Servo.
  • The joy of one Crow T. Robot.
  • The value of Justise Winslow as an NBA prospect.

All of this and more as the other two more refined hosts take in one of the best films of 1996 in MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE!

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Twenty-five years of the Funky Bunch not being suitable son-in-law material. If you ever wondered about possible wrist injuries on a roller coaster...

Or perhaps the appropriate eye level that a man who would one day be in CSI needs to maintain with his daughter's school friends...

Or even the obscure rental activity of schoolmates in an obscure (but allegedly wildly promiscuous) small Kentucky town... well we have the podcast for you on James Foley's FEAR!

Actually we never mention director James Foley once, but Marky Mark's band gets a deep dive from one of our hosts. Enjoy!

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Rears of Alfre Woodard just wanting a drink after witnessing endless Edward Norton twitches. Richard Gere has a massive ego.

That's no different in PRIMAL FEAR.

Maybe he's wrong in this one.

But he is Richard Gere. And he still looks like Richard Gere.

So he's probably not.

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Twenty-five years of Martin Lawrence stroking his ego by writing, directing and starring in a comedic FATAL ATTRACTION. As hard as the above sentence is to believe... one of your hosts actually enjoyed these shenanigans from Mr. Lawrence.

In particular the part where either himself or his property is assaulted for his scoundrel ways. But we think that was the point. On the other hand this same host finds GONE GIRL to be an aspirational look at marriage. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of sex comedies where the best the ladies can do is Josh Brolin licking their armpit. And so with that in mind, we show the same amount of respect to Ben Stiller and company in 1996's FLIRTING WITH DISASTER. A film where all manner of swapping is taking place... but Richard Jenkins finds no shelter from the storm.

Except here on SOBER CINEMA. And it should go without saying that this does a great man such as Mr. Jenkins absolutely no good. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of celebrating Steven Seagal learning how to fly. In perhaps the biggest deep dive in SOBER CINEMA history we discuss John Leguizamo as one of our favorite trash talkers, Marla Maples as our favorite Trump wife and the importance of all hosts being vaccinated as we continue our journey through the movies of 1996.

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Two months later and America looks like it's hell-bent on shutting down Las Vegas again. So we change our late summer vacation plans and stay inside... just as Netflix likes (although we must admit other factors were in play) and see what Drax can do when his oddly-shaped head takes on zombies both of the slow and fast-moving variety.

We also lay claim to our new American prince and princess in Harry and Meghan. Sorry-not-sorry to the United Kingdom and Canada.

Actually we like Canada.

We don't much like ARMY OF THE DEAD. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of awkward criminals, awkward high school reunions and three men awkwardly discussing the merits of a pregnant Frances McDormand. FARGO comes to SOBER CINEMA's retrospective of 1996 at the movies as one of the Best Picture nominees... and that's not good enough for one host. Wishing he could go back to the salad days of BOTTLE ROCKET finds your least favorite podcasters wondering if there can be no satisfaction, much less happiness, when it comes to watching movies from a quarter century ago.

This podcast is not Minnesota nice. Enjoy.

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Almost two months after Jon Bernthal was beaten up in up in another Taylor Sheridan joint. This episode starts (strangely) with a little HE-MAN talk, moves on to the merits of The Boy from ABOUT A BOY as a lazy hitman and then we break up Taylor Sheridan's no-hitter. Or rather his latest film THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD does that for him.

It did nothing for us.

But for you, dear listener... well, now you have this podcast. Enjoy!

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Twenty-five years of one movie star eating the lens and the other movie star eating... something else. Ignoring the advice of Michael Douglas we encourage the bedroom shenanigans of Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert Redford in UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. That's about all we are enthusiastic about though as we ponder the difficulty of an illiterate person choosing a career solely based on reading off a prompter, the office politics of borrowing another person's desk for lovemaking and choosing an alternate professional path... the far sexier filming of general appliances.

It goes without saying that this is the greatest podcast ever produced on UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. Dedicated to lovers.

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A month after Jason Statham went undercover as a transporter (but not THE transporter) surrounded by desperate bros. Guy Ritchie has never been known for subtlety and our hosts find themselves charmed by the neediness of other men to have Mr. Statham's approval in the new to video-on-demand WRATH OF MAN. Speaking of neediness, your hosts finally made their way back to the theater to catch this one (the auteur of KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD deserves such respect) and by god they were going to like it.

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Twenty-five years of America's sweetheart looking sad and rightfully so in MARY REILLY. Julia Roberts gets down in the mucky muck by playing a maid to John Malkovich and Hollywood's version of his monstrous alter ego... which is just John Malkovich with longer hair and no tact. On this episode we pine for the days when Ms. Roberts had a less icky screen role, say as a prostitute or even Hugh Grant's lover. All manner of sins which she has done in her service as a genuine movie star, but THIS... this was too much for the American public in 1996 and it has not become any sexier since.

Even with hair, Mr. Malkovich. Even with hair.

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Less than a week after Amanda Seyfried invites us into her gaslit home. Some actors form a bond with their fans that can never be broken. No matter what Netflix original crap comes our way... we will always have CHLOE, our dear Ms. Seyfried.

THINGS HEARD & SEEN... is no CHLOE. It is however a new film that involves a husband part that was dying for the charm and magnificent mugging of one Patrick Wilson. Alas, we are left with a dry ghost story that has us at times rooting for (yet again) the gaslighting of a good woman just so maybe our beloved Chloe (I mean, Seyfried) can escape this crap situation and move beyond the modern straight to video model of Netflix movies.

But today is not that day. Instead... you get a new episode of SOBER CINEMA.

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Twenty-five years of Wes Anderson's quirks have worked one host's nerves. But mainly it's the audacity to try and do DUMB AND DUMBER on the cheap. That's what we keep coming back to when we discuss the Wilson brothers breakout in BOTTLE ROCKET. Is the world of cinema big enough for TWO films examining the bonds between men formed during a life of crime and affection for travel by moped? Martin Scorsese (and more importantly the other two hosts on SOBER CINEMA) say yes. The other host is an idiot.

His name is Jairo. But you may call him Bob Mapplethorpe.

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Twenty-five years of embracing John Travolta's hyper-masculinity. John Woo brought his over-the-top sensibilities to mainstream American success with BROKEN ARROW (never mind the earlier HARD TARGET) and landed right in the middle of the John Travolta renaissance. Unfortunately he paired this mugging masterpiece of a performance with fuddy-duddies like Christian Slater (PUMP UP THE VOLUME baby) as unbelievably his kickboxing sparring partner, Samantha Morton (also of the great PUMP UP THE VOLUME) as the world's best park ranger, and Frank Whaley as an ROTC DORK.

Thankfully SOBER CINEMA is here to make this a true two hander with Travolta and his main man Howie Long hanging out with phallic symbols in the desert.

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Twenty-five years of everyone having a crush on Demi Moore. On this episode Alec Baldwin will teach us many a thing. First... that he is still a better parent than at least one of your hosts. Second... that even a mobster hit man must be wary of a group of people wearing discarded Super Bowl losing team t-shirts. And lastly that having an interest in Demi Moore does not make you special. You are just a dork like us. Ladies and gents, we present to you the 25th anniversary of the classic piece of cinema: THE JUROR.

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Twenty-five years of Christian Slater being a bit much. BED OF ROSES is a sweet movie about two creeps who shouldn't be creepy together... but then again they are both saving another life by combining their creep powers. And while none of us have Christian Slater's hair (probably far closer to Mary Stuart Masterson in that department) we still produce a weekly(ish) podcast about our creepy thoughts.

And we still don't get this flick. An expert commentary track ready for your ears as we eventually talk about one host's latest Amazon purchase that avoids awkward flower deliveries or Christmas proposals. All it needs is a microwave and the occasional cleaning. Romance!

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Twenty-Five Years of Tarantino as Clooney's ugly brother. As we continue to get lazier on this show (once there were two movies an episode, how foolish) we have handed over our film-watching fates to the gods of 1996 as we begin our journey to go week by week through the year that is well-known as the peak of cinema!

Also Salma Hayek as a vampire stripper is an obvious place to start.

Not just with movies. With anything. And who are we to question this simple fact? Along the way we debate if two and a half decades have revealed our initial enthusiasm for Ms. Hayek's monsters as the product of teenage hormones or perhaps life is a truly a flat circle and we will come to terms with now just being horny old men.

Spoiler alert: yes.

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Meryl Will Talk Anywhere... This Time on Water We cruise (excuse us, a crossing) into the new year with The GOAT, Meryl Streep, in her latest LET THEM ALL TALK. This improvised Steven Soderbergh film finds her doing battle with Candice Bergen, Dianne Wiest and the next member of that gang, our co-host The Nasty Hellcat.

THE RIVER WILD from 1994 may be more his speed as in this Curtis Hanson directed film we find Streep in charge of nature but taking orders from a Kevin Bacon who can't swim. But chooses his mode of getaway travel to be water. Good decisions being made in 2021 like listening to SOBER CINEMA!

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Since not even Google Assistant will scan the content of this podcast, consider this a safe space for your hosts to prefer the comedic stylings of A.I. assisted dating in the new HBO Max original SUPERINTELLIGE to the endless complaining of one Theodore Trombley as seen in the Academy Award winning HER.

Also one host trains the other two on how to increase their sex line operator performance. It's a disturbing episode of SOBER CINEMA.

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Grandpa Jairo officially joins the show to defend himself against impotence.

That's the episode.

Also it's the ten year anniversary(ish) of Ed Zwick's LOVE & OTHER DRUGS. You may not know who Mr. Zwick is, nor should you care because in this film about Viagra coming to market (that's where Grandpa Jairo comes in) we get a glorious bounty of sex scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. So who cares about Zwick?

Not us.

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We get our act together from the De Palma trash for a more serious minded thriller in Steve McQueen's WIDOWS. This includes playing "which of the WIDOWS has the best scowl and/or would go on a date with me?" and to answer such pressing questions about this very important heist movie we bring on David Giannini who continues to hate any and every movie that doesn't have Natalie Portman in it. Or Winona Ryder.

He is, without a doubt, the worst person you will ever hear on a movie podcast. Enjoy this episode and subscribe to his show A PODCAST DIRECTED BY!

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Noted buzzkill of lesbian activity everywhere, our guest David Giannini of A PODCAST DIRECTED BY joins the show to continue being an absolute downer at what is most assuredly the best film of 2002 in Brian De Palma's FEMME FATALE.

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We are joined on this episode by Elizabeth Taylor enthusiast Derek Stewart of THE GRAND GESTURE to discuss sex positive attitudes and overly enthusiastic car chases being a dangerous but titillating combination for the sixty year anniversary of BUTTERFIELD 8.

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Five years after its critical success and box-office failure one of your hosts is still waiting on Verizon to deliver his new iPhone but at least he got to enjoy Michael Fassbender as STEVE JOBS. We try to keep the penis talk to a minimum however our lead character makes that difficult with his massive ego and god complex.

We found all of this charming. Make sure to consume as much as possible this holiday season and ignore your children!

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Thirteen years ago the world was introduced to the sweetest romance a man can have with a sex doll in LARS AND THE REAL GIRL. On this episode we celebrate what society deems socially acceptable and somewhat cute AS LONG AS the quirky character looks like Ryan Gosling. Also we lament the lonely feeling that comes over a man when he sees an unwanted sex doll.

It's cruel and it's sad. It's SOBER CINEMA.

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We object to the public medical examinations conducted by Sir (questionable) Anthony Hopkins in THE ELEPHANT MAN and wonder if getting naked would have turned the tables on all those jerks in this 1980 David Lynch film.

Our conclusion? Yes. Most definitely, yes.

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One year later the joke is on us because Todd Phillips' JOKER has not improved. So instead we talk about kinky sex in a refrigerator (take that, Indiana Jones!) and how the only people that like clowns are those who still prefer death and apparently the Academy Awards.

Listen to our latest episode with a booming soundtrack of JOCK JAMS and then dance like an idiot. All eight of you.

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Small town life suits us just fine. Nobody bothers us. Nobody listens to this podcast. We are basically carbon copies of Viggo Mortensen. Penis and all.

Enjoy the fifteen year anniversary of A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE!

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There's just nothing like the sass of John Turturro. But heaven knows that we try. We remain the only podcast with the GUTS to challenge Kevin Spacey to fisticuffs, think that Jon Polito would make for the best boss, and question the misanthrope nature of Gabriel Byrne. Also a little bit on Andy Richter's family history as a Swedish-German.

This is The Definitive episode on thirty years of the Coen Brothers MILLER'S CROSSING. But you already knew that.

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On September 22, 1995 the world was unaware that there was soon to be a new contender for the greatest buddy cop comedy of all time... and perhaps that's because this a very misleading description of David Fincher's SEVEN. However before all of the apocalyptic imagery and speechifying from another movie-of-the-week serial killer we do get a lovely image of Brad Pitt asleep on Morgan Freeman's shoulder. You should look that up. It's nice. And it's conveniently featured on our podcast page. You deserve this happiness. You deserve SOBER CINEMA.

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An iconic performance from Jack Nicholson in FIVE EASY PIECES opened fifty years ago on September 12, 1970 and when you are talking about a genuine classic piece of cinema like this you must mention:

  • Nicholson's hair may be flanked but it's not dead yet and neither are we!
  • Sex positive love interests must never be dismissed even if they lack in bowling skills.
  • Scissoring exists. One must only believe.

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Many people (okay, probably just Grandpa Jairo) have tried to interfere with one host's love for Nick Nolte in A WALK IN THE WOODS since it stormed cinemas five years ago on September 2, 2015.

They have failed.

And this podcast definitely won't put a stop to it as we revel in this American hero's love of booze, big women and pancakes. Read that again Grandpa Jairo. That doubt you feel is just the usual type of revelation one can find with the poignant film analysis of SOBER CINEMA.

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On August 21, 2019 some idiot listened to his family of dorks and decided to play games with his new bride... and didn't even have a proper gaming chair to Twitch. As a country we have to come to terms that we will never understand the rich and probably should stop trying. We start with READY OR NOT where this great woman just wanted to have sex on her wedding night and instead got this movie.

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On this episode you will be thankful to make a twenty year anniversary trip back into THE CELL with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn as opposed to entering the minds of your hosts which include a lot more T & A but definitely not the hair stylings of one Vincent D'Onofrio. Truly an episode where the listener picks the poison. Enjoy!

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For the fifteenth anniversary of THE SKELETON KEY we mainly talk about Kate Hudson's butt and the integrity of the movie channel STARZ.

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On August 4, 1995 the world thankfully ignored a film with Russell Crowe dancing in the buff and fingering Denzel Washington in a dystopian future that is almost as bad as the world we currently live in. Enjoy our episode on VIRTUOSITY!

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Twenty-five years ago on July 28, 1995 the world watched as America's sweetheart Sandy B. was terrorized by a man who hunts sharks with a silencer and creeps on the ladies with the even deadlier weapon of a Dell. Thankfully we can learn from the early days of the internet by perusing this time as archived by the fine folks over at r/sandrabullock. And we spend most of the episode doing JUST THAT. Also we talk about THE NET movie for a bit.

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There once was a time (specifically July 9, 2010) when the world... well, the world largely ignored the release of a feature length documentary on a public freakout video. However now may be the time for WINNEBAGO MAN as kids everywhere flock to The Youtube and The Twitch and ignore great art such as two old friends talking around selected films and the nearing the warm embrace of death. Enjoy!

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Adrien Brody will beat you up. Or so they tried to convince us ten years ago with the release of PREDATORS on July 9, 2010. Your hosts were puzzled and upset.

Nothing has changed.

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With JAWS hitting a little too close to home about the dangers of opening up too soon we decided to go with a different movie for our Fourth of July watching. One that reflects a more positive aspect of our lives. A promotion for our future rebranding of this podcast (since @jackshack is taken) as THE REGINA HALL POWER HOUR. Your two favorite hosts movie anniversary podcast hosts from Kentucky with an audience of a vocal dozen (two) went on a GIRLS TRIP. Enjoy!

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We congratulate ourselves on managing to talk about such sacred cinema in Steven Spielberg's JAWS by immediately turning to a forgotten released five days later in the Paul Newman starring THE DROWNING POOL. This sequel to a 60s P.I. film confuses us... as does our tragic quest to get ahold of the Twitter handles @jackshack or even @jerkshack.

Also we talk about nipples some more and obviously the current political climate. Enjoy!

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In the age of COVID-19 one host just has to accept that he can excuse the Mayor of Amity Island because the man has fantastic hair and is a snappy dresser. The other host would like to talk about nipples. Also this JAWS movie is a masterpiece and has been since its release on June 20, 1975. What new material do you want from us here? Enjoy your holiday and stay inside playing this new video game that is described as "Grand Theft Auto except you are a shark!" Be a hero and choose your summer vacation wisely.

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On the nineteenth and twentieth of June in the year of our Lord 1980 the coastal elites got their chance to see young adults (really young) discover sex for the first time in THE BLUE LAGOON. This uncomfortable bit of marketing a fourteen year old Brooke Shields in a state of undress would soon make its way to the flyover states... and be just as financially successful. So here we are forty years later and SOBER CINEMA has to be the moral arbiter of film. As it should be.

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Relive the college rave days of one host in GROOVE and find that some things were always uncomfortable stroke material but stroke material nevertheless for the other host in GONE IN 60 SECONDS. These movies turn twenty years old! We honor them!

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Dusty old farts discuss a time when grappling solved disputes, heaving bosoms were a sign of physical fitness and men were just meaner. Like when your father challenges you to perform moves from NBA JAM in real life and you disappoint him repeatedly we are here to disappoint you by attempting to talk about classic cinema in THE ASPHALT JUNGLE and NIGHT AND THE CITY. Seventy years of reverence as some of the greatest film noir is slotted in after ten minutes talking about Twitch streams. You are welcome, dear listener.

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To bowl and gain the respect of the few or to be taunted by Adam Sandler in the more popular sport of prison football while suffering through his idea of comedy in a good old fashioned wet willy. This is the lot of SOBER CINEMA "celebrating" fifteen years of the bowling documentary A LEAGUE OF ORDINARY GENTLEMEN and the football "comedy" THE LONGEST YARD. Sports can't come back fast enough for your favorite hosts but just not at the movies.

We are all very tired.

Enjoy.

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Twenty-five years later we are still fantasizing about bickering with the sweaty likes of Denzel, Viggo, The GOAT Steve Zahn... and occasionally even the magnificent ass that is Gene Hackman. Basically we just want to go back to the glorious back to back weekends of May 12 and May 19, 1995 when CRIMSON TIDE and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE gave every father and son bonding activities that didn't require any actual conversation. No need for that, of course. That's why we invented podcasts like this one.

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Two things we love in life are horses and shirtless men. We also love Scarlett Johansson but NOT the underage version we find in THE HORSE WHISPERER. This is something Sam Rockwell needed to hear again twenty-two years ago as his little indie film LAWN DOGS went up yet another western epic from Robert Redford. And since Mr. Rockwell is presumably one of the many listeners we have let this episode be a gentle reminder of appropriate relationships between a simple landscaper and a young misanthrope. We also did not care for the hair of Kristen Scott Thomas. But she probably doesn't listen. Enjoy!

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We somehow manage to get into a discussion on bondage in film... and that's even with a brief mention of the Rosie O'Donnell comedy on the subject. But we ARE NOT discussing that film, instead the sexy Antonio Banderas is a man who loves a good Walkman, wigs, and some ropes in the bedroom, the latter of which would be required to watch YET ANOTHER horror anthology from Stephen King in TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE.

But we're podcast professionals. Which means we only talk about bathtub toys as butt plugs seven times as we discuss the color palette in the Pedro Almodóvar film. Enjoy!

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For Earth Day we got back in touch with nature by not leaving the house and watching a double feature of DisneyNature's MONKEY KINGDOM and Tippi Hedren's costly mistake ROAR. Five years ago we had no desire to run around with ugly and elitist monkeys, nor did we want to wrestle with lions and tigers... and even with the world shut down, we still don't. Some things never change but for this episode one of your hosts is lathered up and that's a reminder that SOBER CINEMA can only exist in audio form.

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We just want to have fun with a champion cat roaming town to town to get electroshocked and fight trolls in CAT'S EYE. And when that doesn't do it for us we go to the greatest troll in cinematic history: Helen Hunt in GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. It's been thirty-five years since both these films announced themselves with much dance from Sarah Jessica Parker and merriment in tormenting James Woods and we felt that right now the world needs to be reminded of these simple joys.

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We talked about two movies everyone hated and we hate you too.

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Our love of Sam Rockwell and hatred of Pete Davidson lead us to the obvious podcast pairing of the two previous Sundance Film Festival darlings in LAGGIES and BIG TIME ADOLESCENCE. And while we are just one of the millions covering these films this week on movie podcasts as opposed to something more off-topic like OUTBREAK or CONTAGION, the reactions we have to this particular double feature produced some scary reactions. Is Pete Davidson a ghoul? Almost certainly. But was he in a better movie than America's sweetheart Sam Rockwell? The world would end. With that in mind pay us for this podcast at Patreon!

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We spent our St. Patrick's Day weekend like most responsible Americans during this time of disease, famine and doomsday titillation... by drinking to excess in isolation and watching BLACK CHRISTMAS. This third version of the story failed at the box-office during it's titled holiday season with the hopes that one day SOBER CINEMA would feature it during another holiday week so that it can shape young minds to hate all men. Given that your two hosts hate themselves we might not be the ideal target audience... but it's the one that you all deserve. Enjoy!

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One host and our returning guest ANDY FROM WORK celebrate the DVD release of everyone's favorite film OF ALL TIME in UNCUT GEMS. However one host, the hero Film Twitter needs right now, hated it. To make sense of this we bring in THE VOICE OF LETTERBOXD to explain the love for a crying and naked Adam Sandler before we get into the best pathetic personas on film and depressing sports losses. It's a good time!

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Unfortunately for the Internet we make our podcast visible again on presumably thousands of playlists as we talk about new release THE INVISIBLE MAN and how it cursed us with a ten year anniversary of Benicio del Toro as THE WOLFMAN. And then we get into the logistics of grappling with a nude man who refuses to put on clothes. How's that for imagery, superfan Jairo and Andy From Work?

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On October 30, 1998 the world celebrated Edward Norton as The Sorry Nazi in Tony Kaye's (??) AMERICAN HISTORY X and twenty-one year laters during the publicity tour for the November 1, 2019 release of his film MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN the world asked Edward Norton to apologize for being Edward Norton. Dave Giannini of A PODCAST DIRECTED BY joins the show to discuss where things went wrong and as usual blames YOU, THE LISTENER. Did we mention he's promoting his podcast? Thankfully even though Dave is a real jerk, he may have a chance at getting more fans for his podcast on asshole auteurs than supposed asshole auteur Edward Norton. Alright these show notes are just becoming unbearably mean so click those links:

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Finish out the summer with us as we present two films that came out at the start of summer in 2016 as Blake Lively battled a shark in THE SHALLOWS and Elle Fanning battled jealous supermodels. Both proved to be bloody affairs with very pretty people on June 24, 2016 but only one became a modest little hit... while the other fell more into the SOBER CINEMA area of the internet: finding a disgusted audience who for some reason could not deny their morbid curiosity. On that note, click these links!

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Jack Nicholson's passion project of over a decade finally came to pass as WOLF released in theaters on June 17, 1994. If you just happened to be some combination of an idiot and a soulless, lifeless husk whose own mother regretted your very existence then you probably skipped the good time that is The Jack Wolf and watched GETTING EVEN WITH DAD instead. And while Ted Danson has one spectacular wig (and a pony tail!) the hijinks with Macauley Culkin are nothing compared to the fun to be had seeing James Spader pissed on. Agree at the links below:

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For our fiftieth episode we celebrate the old and the cursed as Sam Elliott faces the prospect of death in THE HERO and Tom Cruise, being Tom Cruise, kicks around the notion of living forever in THE MUMMY. Both films released two years ago on June 9, 2017 and while both have their merits... clearly SOBER CINEMA has outlasted their legacy. This is us returning the favor and you can too by clicking on the links below:

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As we near our fiftieth episode there may be some of you (hopefully very few as we don't have many listeners to begin with) contemplating breaking up with us. That would be a mistake. Let us take you back thirteen years when THE BREAK-UP starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston presented this particular unpleasant event in a humorous light. If that's not enough where else will you find a movie podcast covering the Josh Brolin and Timothy Olyphant classic COASTLINES? I rest my case. Click here for more of the GREAT Sober Cinema:

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America's favorite movie star is back with a charming action adventure film just before Memorial Day weekend... Mel Gibson, of course. Don't worry we'll get to Keanu Reeves for the anniversary of JOHNNY MNEMONIC next year. For now we're celebrating twenty-five years since the western MAVERICK took the box office crown for the weekend of May 20-22 in 1994. The forgotten film? One that your hosts were only aware of through its disastrous reputation, the Uma Thurman starring EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES. We'll see how far goddess Uma wiggling her big thumbs can take us in our latest episode! Now click here you perverts:

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On May 6, 2011 the world accepted a fallen god in Chris Hemsworth... just Chris Hemsworth not THOR. But that was the big movie at the box office while another new release SOMETHING BORROWED placed fourth for the weekend. And while the latter film has a very competitive blonde in Kate Hudson, this romcom's charms of scheming and lying were just not enough to stare into the face of a god (with oddly dyed eyebrows)... that god being Chris Hemsworth. He's Australian. That basic bitch Hudson never stood a chance. Click here for eyebrow tutorials:

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On April 6, 2018 the world was terrified by the varied facial expressions of Jim from THE OFFICE. And while this great man has produced many a GIF, one of our hosts thinks that John Krasinski's A QUIET PLACE is one big missed opportunity at the world's greatest fart joke. No such expectation was placed on our chosen forgotten film THE ENDLESS, as Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead just give another host fodder for his almost sexual obsession with David Lynch-like imagery. Overall these show notes do a good job of making this whole podcast sound unappealing. Click here:

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Ten years ago on March 6, 2009 we got our first disappointing comic book adaptation from Zack Snyder. But instead of piling on we just embrace the glowing blue penis this misunderstood genius gave us in WATCHMEN. Which is more than we can say for our chosen forgotten film REUNION. Not. A. Single. Blue. Dick. This movie stinks, but we don't. Click here:

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Still angry over GREEN BOOK winning Best Picture? Think it wasn't as good as a TRUE Farrelly Bros. classic like HALL PASS? Well then take a trip back with us to the weekend of February 25-27 when that film opened #1 at the box office against Nicolas Cage escaping hell in a fast muscle car from DRIVE ANGRY. And while Peter Farrelly may have an Oscar, we think our forgotten film featuring a gunfight with a fugitive from hell in the act of sexual intercourse could truly be The Only Best Picture.

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Two 80s remakes released on Valentine's Day weekend 2014 but only one ends with an All-American couple having sex with a chicken mask on. Since this is an audio only podcast we include the clucking sounds but you should really watch ABOUT LAST NIGHT with Regina Hall and Kevin Hart.

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On February 6, 2009 the world finally solved the problem of the battle of the sexes and for those that were not participating in the act of sex... well those poor bastards got a movie that finally ten years later celebrated the release of STAR WARS: EPISODE 1 - THE PHANTOM MENACE. In this very meta episode we bring on Star Wars fan Jason Michael of the Atlantic Screen Connection podcast to discuss the much maligned FANBOYS along with the advice from Drew Barrymore and company in HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Get into us by clicking these links:

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Twenty-five years ago on January 28, 1994 the world got not one but two noir thrillers. Our forgotten film RED ROCK WEST that opened on one screen to $11k starring Nicolas Cage doing one-armed pushups on the side of a desert highway... and the mainstream hit BLINK which opened to $4 million starring Madeline Stowe as a blind woman WISHING that she could see Cage in all his shirtless glory. Unfortunately she could not and this thriller features a whole lot of mansplaining as she tries to identify a serial killer stalking her which ends up being a lot less fun than seeing Nicolas Cage's honest(ish) everyman put through the ringer in an attempt for gas money. And in true SOBER CINEMA fashion this all ends up with a lot of butt play. More by clicking these links!

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Thirteen years ago on January 20, 2006 the world was exposed to the endless war in two very different films. The box office hit UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION was #1 for the weekend at 26.8 million dollars while the documentary WHY WE FIGHT opened on just six screens to 53 grand. One film presents a very complex issue of how violence and cruelty in the quest for power is passed down from generation to generation... and the other doesn't feature Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit. You be the judge by clicking on the links below:

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We go back to earlier times of outrage (because you can't possibly be tired of that, right? RIGHT??) to Vince Vaughn being homophobic to cars and Dustin Hoffman being horny at his wife's grave.... these are the type of show notes one needs to grab your attention when celebrating the eight year anniversary of the release of THE DILEMMA and BARNEY'S VERSION. On January 14, 2011 these two films didn't set the world on fire no matter how much digital or actual ink our lead characters attract as abrasive guys who are actually trying to do the right thing. Don't believe us? Click on those links below:

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Two years ago on January 6, 2017 the world welcomed with open arms yet another attempt by Hollywood to solve race relations once and for all. HIDDEN FIGURES, the story of three African American mathematicians who help put an American into space, opened to box office and critical success as it expanded into wide release. ACCIDENTAL COURTESY: DARYL DAVIS, RACE & AMERICA on the other hand opened to controversy and a weekend gross less than a MacBook Pro. So what three genius level black women couldn't do is left to three dumb dudes on a movie podcast to finally fix once and for all. On this week's episode of SOBER CINEMA will it be the mainstream release or the forgotten film that deserves your attention. On that note could you also click all of our links as well:

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One year ago the world heard an awful lot about Kevin Spacey being replaced at the last minute in a film scheduled to be released just over a month later on Christmas Day. For their opening weekend of December 29-31 Ridley Scott's ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD would be the top new release at the box-office but would fade over the Oscar season as Paul Thomas Anderson's PHANTOM THREAD expanded and became the object of cinephiles fascination. We expect the same of our guest Web Bist as he opens the show by calling SOBER CINEMA the whitest thing since Daniel Day Lewis as a 1950s dressmaker. One could choose to take this as a compliment but you can decide for yourself by clicking on the links below:

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Our episode on con artists and con amateurs includes superfan Jairo who has FINALLY managed to con his way onto the great SOBER CINEMA, bringing his love of comb overs, dogs in the bedroom and sex in the park for our episode on AMERICAN HUSTLE and TRICKED. Five years ago on December 13, 2013 these two films delighted audiences with a look at lust and betrayal... and characters under a lot of stress from the combination of those two things. However we find ourselves totally relaxed as we contemplate moving to Europe just like our guest... though we'd prefer to be nowhere near the man who brings you THE TRUE BROMANCE FILM PODCAST and MARK AS PLAYED to your podcast players. You won't either, so go ahead and click on OUR links instead:

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It's the holiday season... which means we are tired of Christmas movies and jump back six months to June 8, 2018 with warmer weather and the release of warmer family films such as HEREDITARY and HEARTS BEAT LOUD. To do so we bring on Andy From Work as a guest to tackle the horror of Nick Offerman having a heart in a part very much removed from the iconic Ron Swanson. Also the OBVIOUS heir to the DUMB AND DUMBER crown that is Toni Collette making mistake after mistake when her pet's head falls off. Along with that particular surprise THE Nasty Hellcat talks about getting soft in his old age much like the disgusting nude bodies on display in the horror movie box office hit. Is that enough to get a man to fully embrace the indie spirit and fatherhood seen in Brett Haley's film? One host suggests going back to alcoholism and the other really loves seeing children die on screen. Happy holidays!

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On December 4, 1998 the world was exposed to the great pipes of LITTLE VOICE and the sound of one man's passionate solo love in Gus Van Sant's remake of PSYCHO. Our mainstream release starring Vince Vaughn as the classic Norman Bates character was reviled upon release, and while we may not surprise you with our focus on the sound design of this film (for when do we not spend ten minutes talking about that when it comes to cinema?) we may with a bit of a defense for this experiment. And that surprise continues with our forgotten film as the late 90s Miramax Oscar bait branding gives way to the always great man slut Michael Caine.

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Eight years ago on November 24, 2010 the world let its hair down at the movies with Disney's TANGLED and some poor bastard's BURLESQUE. The former may now be the little sister to FROZEN but at the time it was another major animated hit for the company that would soon own every IP, while the latter was a not-so-successful flick at the box office for Cher's no longer animated face. However this Christina Aguilera starring film does offer some valuable lessons even now: like how completely asexual women dancing erotically in minimal clothing can be. It really is quite a feat that we recommend you not try at home... unless you are superfan Jairo who is probably doing just that right now. As for the rest of you, spend your time clicking these links below:

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On November 17, 1978 stern, disapproving fathers everywhere were coming to terms with the fact that their sons were absolutely, positively DORKS. For Ralph Bakshi was bringing her hybrid animation adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's THE LORD OF THE RINGS to the big screen while George Lucas was cashing a (hopefully) big check to see his Star Wars universe adapted to a television variety hour now known infamously as THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. One of these is an earnest but lesser attempt to get a fan property right, while the other shows absolute disdain for its subject matter. So which one do you think we end up talking about more to celebrate this Thanksgiving? Find out with a listen on this great Life Day or just click for spoilers at the links below:

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We continue the Hollywood tradition of celebrating Christmas on early November weekends by taking a trip back to November 13, 2015 when LOVE THE COOPERS and JAMES WHITE hit the silver screens with decidedly different examinations of families in crisis. In the former, the top new box office opener stars Diane Keaton and John Goodman as parents of a large star-studded family on the verge of their last Christmas together due to an impending divorce; and in the latter Christopher Abbott must come to terms with the fact that his mother played by Cynthia Nixon is dying. As one SOBER CINEMA critic on this very episode puts it: "it felt like I was dying and I wish I was." You most likely will feel the same if you click the links below:

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Much like Hollywood and your obnoxious neighbor, once Halloween is over... the Christmas season begins. One year ago on November 1, 2017 A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS rang in the holiday two months early, and Greta Gerwig's solo directorial debut LADY BIRD opened in limited release and immediate Oscar consideration. And although the BAD MOMS sequel would go on to gross $130 million worldwide, strangely it may be our forgotten film as people (monsters) may be unaware that there even was a sequel to spotlight the greatness of Kathryn Hahn. However the Saoirse Ronan starring Best Picture nominee stayed in the pop culture conversation with overwhelming praise... and a small degree of backlash provided from one of our hosts. So join us as we put Mila Kunis and Laurie Metcalf in the podcast gladiator ring to determine The Ultimate Bad Mom.

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On October 26, 2007 Steve Carrell betrayed his on-screen brother Dane Cook and America cheered for DAN IN REAL LIFE, which opened second to SAW 424, at the box office. The nation was not so kind to similar antics from Philip Seymour Hoffman when he tried to pull the same shit with Ethan Hawke in Sidney Lumet's final film BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD which opened on the same day. Some things are expected of a sitcom star taking the leap to big screen romantic lead that would be beneath the greatest actor of his generation. Nothing is beneath us though as we tackle the appropriate amount of thrusting in an opening sex scene, meet cutes with eyebrows on fleek Juliette Binoche, and the joys of being called Chico by a threatening Michael Shannon. Also click ALL OF THESE LINKS, thanks:

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We've seen FIRST MAN. And now thirty-five years later we finally get around to the three plus hours to see if we have THE RIGHT STUFF. That's obviously doubtful to our listeners, and perhaps even more so is if we have ALL THE RIGHT MOVES, the other and initially more successful film released on October 21, 1983. Both films look at expected masculinity of their time, which is why we forgive them for not living up to the manliness of THE Nasty Hellcat. Find a real hero, not these astronauts or Tom Cruise, at the links below:

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We compare the hellish existence of THE Nasty Hellcat against another cursed creature in BAD LUCKY GOAT... and also an attractive white college girl being punished by movie geeks for the ultimate sin of not having seen GROUNDHOG DAY in HAPPY DEATH DAY. On Friday, October 13 2017, this light slasher horror film opened to $26 million while our forgotten but charming foreign film starring a dismembered goat made $170.

One hundred. AND seventy dollars.

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On October 6, 2000 the world was introduced to the awkward humor of Ben Stiller explaining the process of milking a cat to Robert De Niro in MEET THE PARENTS and the continued exploration of race in America from Spike Lee in BAMBOOZLED. And as usual this great country found the idea of milking a cat more palatable (who wouldn't???). We attempt to discuss these films with as much respect as three white dudes (a rarity in podcasting really) can while talking about intimate moments with house pets. For more of that, check out our social media presence at the links below:

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As we are probably one of the most popular producers of online content, we feel it is our responsibility to celebrate the anniversary of David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin's classic THE SOCIAL NETWORK. However this was not the only film on the end of anonymity released on October 1, 2010... for our forgotten film on this episode is THE Nasty Hellcat selected slasher flick CHAIN LETTER. One film should have won Best Picture and the other is the usual vengeance tour from one of our co-hosts and "friends" to force us to waste precious minutes of our lives. Speaking of which, here's all of our social media links:

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In honor of co-host THE Nasty Hellcat's birthday, we program what he calls "the greatest achievement in cinema" JACKASS NUMBER TWO. Much like the second GODFATHER this film met with instant critical acclaim upon its release on September 22, 2006, while this was very much not the case for the presumably respectable war drama FLYBOYS. Journey back twelve years with us as we see if we've gained the maturity needed to applaud the heroes of WW2 as opposed to our usual desire to see a man kicked in the nuts. Mostly the latter at our social media links below:

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It's been one year since the release of a new adaptation of Stephen King's IT and the South Korean hit MEMOIR OF A MURDERER on September 8, 2017. So we decided to celebrate not only these films by remembering our youth (which also involved sleepovers with perverse clowns) but also where we are now... cantankerous old men who hate everyone and everything. Find more of our charming film discussion at the links below and thanks for the download!

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To celebrate this summer's Hulu series CASTLE ROCK (pretty fun) and our country increasingly divided by politics (not as fun) we look back twenty-five years ago to August 27, 1993. On that day NEEDFUL THINGS was the popular mainstream release of what would most assuredly be another disappointing Stephen King adaptation as Max von Sydow comes to down as the devil getting his groove back with some small town Americana greed. Our selected forgotten film for this date damn well should have stayed that way as Robert Downey Jr. learns us a thing or two about "the youth vote" in the documentary THE LAST PARTY. Learn nothing with us and thank you for the download!

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On April 21, 2017 the world was gifted with a bold cinematic experience featuring a woman who just would not take no for an answer. A woman who would not let her passion for bringing people closer together be stifled by the cynics or the practical aspects of life. That woman most would say is Jane Jacobs as seen in the documentary CITIZEN JANE: THE BATTLE FOR THE CITY. But here at SOBER CINEMA we say nah, it's Katherine Heigl in UNFORGETTABLE. Don't try that elitist crap with us, we have a catfight to watch. Join us!

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Here at SOBER CINEMA we encourage you to get out of the house and live (also because you are more likely to listen to our podcast if not surrounded by those who love you and/or Netflix). With that being said, here are two films released on April 15, 2005 where the characters are offered this same advice, and find that ignoring the hosts can be quite perilous. In the more popular selection Ryan Reynolds does his best (which isn't much) impression of Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING for the remake of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR; and in HOUSE OF D, David Duchovny presents a cover band version of all coming of age stories. This at least gives your hosts more to talk about than just Mr. Deadpool's impressive abs. If you need more than that in your life... follow us at the links below:

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One host who will not be named (mainly because he is the one who is writing these show notes) just could not stay away from the Nicholas Sparks Cinematic Universe for too long, so we dive back in and celebrate the glory that was the April 10, 2015 release of THE LONGEST RIDE starring Little Scottie Eastwood and Little Britt Robertson who just make an ADORABLE couple. Not so much with the indie darling of that day CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA as Juliette Binoche and Kristen Stewart spend most of this art film debating the nature of art in film... with occasional flirting. We try to keep the timelines straight of both these features as they both take pleasure in making a mess of a straight narrative, and we attempt to do the same in podcast form. If you would like to follow us in other forms, hit the links below:

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After a summer break we have our own podcast reunion as your three loveable (?) hosts return to their high school and college days as represented in two films that released on April 6, 2012 in AMERICAN REUNION and DAMSELS IN DISTRESS. One film has us feeling old as Jason Biggs and Sean William Scott try to relive the antics of sexual relations with delicious desserts, while the other has us feeling even older as we try to understand the appeal of starting a dance craze with Greta Gerwig. Also one host (Jared, of course) has a heart attack. The charms of The Gerwig are just that strong. Hopefully you find this episode charming and follow us at the links below:

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Like an unwanted tenant we are back in your earbuds with our latest episode celebrating the 30th anniversary of BEETLEJUICE releasing into theaters and wondering how it would be received (or even made) in today's movie landscape. And then we head into uncharted territory with our chosen forgotten film released on the same weekend (and in this film's case, appropriately on April Fool's Day 1988) in the Demi Moore starring THE SEVENTH SIGN. It's probably for the best that films like this aren't made today but that doesn't mean we didn't have a lot of fun with this version of the apocalypse as foretold by Jesus, male model assassin. Follow us before the end times at the links below:

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We celebrate thirty-five years of never being sent to juvenile prison (though one of our hosts did participate in a frozen chicken strip heist as a camp counselor) by looking back to March 25, 1983 when THE OUTSIDERS and BAD BOYS were released to theaters. Among the many things we debate in this episode on ill-mannered young hooligans is which name is more badass: Ponyboy, Soda Pop, or Sean Penn? Also is it okay to laugh at the tears from a young Ralph Macchio? Most importantly... how did Francis Ford Coppola NOT KNOW what he had on his hands with a young Tom Cruise backflipping his way into being The Greatest Movie Star of All Time? None of these things will be answered to your satisfaction, but we appreciate the support at the links below:

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Five years ago on March 22, 2013 two films attempted to educate American audiences on the importance of critical thinking, family bonds, and just how much of a creepy stalker Paul Rudd can be. THE CROODS opened to bigger box office returns, and at the very least has lived on in the hearts of children and Nicolas Cage, but did filmgoers miss something important in ADMISSION starring Tina Fey as a woman who has put her career goals over personal passion? Since we can only assume our listeners are both dumb and lazy (exactly why are you still listening to this podcast?) we give you the answers at the links below:

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On a Friday the 13th in March of 2015 moviegoers were encouraged to get active by two films: RUN ALL NIGHT and IT FOLLOWS. In the former, Liam Neeson is beating up bad guys yet again (the Nasty Hell Cat questions why he tends to beat up almost exclusively white men) all night long as they continue to chase them to their deaths, whereas Maika Monroe is running to escape death after participating in the great American past time of pre-marital teenage sex. Obviously we like one premise a whole lot more, and so did many others, as we look at a "forgotten film" in this independent horror movie becoming far more recognizable than yet another Neeson action movie three years later. Recognize us and our serious film criticism at the links below:

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For a celebration of the claws coming out at the movies one year ago in LOGAN and CATFIGHT we bring on our first ever guest! Jessi Lauren of the podcast MARK AS PLAYED joins your co-hosts to moderate their usual rage as they try to discern the love for the carnage of Wolverine's last stand (though not X-MEN: THE LAST STAND) and if movie lovers missed a similar love for violence in our chosen forgotten film with Sandra Oh and Anne Heche doing battle. Share your rage with us at the links below:

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We hit the road with two women on the run from abusive relationships and provide some abuse of our own to two films that opened on Valentine's Day 2013: SAFE HAVEN and LIKE SOMEONE IN LOVE. Perhaps misreading these two movies but enjoying them nevertheless we examine just why a pie recipe is a smoking gun to a police detective, and if you are a retired professor providing sanctuary to a high end escort... STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. All of this and not much more can be found in this episode and at the links below:

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On February 12, 1993 the world was introduced to the curse of two rodents at movie theaters in Harold Ramis' GROUNDHOG DAY and Peter Jackson's BRAINDEAD (or DEAD ALIVE in the States). We decide which of these curses are harder to stomach: eating the disgusting custard in the low budget horror film or falling in love with the incorrigible Bill Murray in the classic comedy. Come be disgusted by us in this episode and at the links below:

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Six years ago on February 3, 2012 this great country experienced two hauntings and the invasion of Daniel Radcliffe yet again to the top of the box office charts. And although THE WOMAN IN BLACK was popular enough to spawn a sequel (which was not so popular) we take this as an opportunity to play catch up with this ghost story as well as the one presented in Ti West's THE INNKEEPERS which had its limited release on the same weekend. Along the way we debate the roles chosen by the man previously known as Harry Potter, and also if a grown man is allowed to have a crush on Sara Paxton (SPOILER: Google says yes). Speaking of spoilers, stick around until the end of the episode as we debate both twist endings and how they add to the enjoyment of both films. Add to the enjoyment of your daily life by following us at the links below:

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Twenty years ago on January 30th 1998, two cinematic characters who value their estrangement from the world presented the good and evil aspects of this lifestyle. In a modern retelling of Charles Dickens' GREAT EXPECTATIONS, Anne Bancroft takes out her heartbreak on two children who will grow up to be Gwyneth Paltrow and Ethan Hawke, while the world's greatest detective in ZERO EFFECT mainly just annoys his partner, much to our amusement. Maybe its being forced to read the novel in high school but we obviously lean towards the more comedic study of detachment as presented by Bill Pullman and Ben Stiller in Jake Kasdan's forgotten gem, but then again there may be something to The Florida Cinematic Universe starring Chris Cooper. Listen to our latest episode to see if we finally give this Dickens guy a break and follow at the links below:

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One year ago on January 20th, 2017 the world welcomed two beasts. One was a bald James McAvoy unable to live up to his promise of hair regrowth in M. Night Shyamalan's box-office hit SPLIT, and the other was a giant turtle that is a bit clingy but does like to get down with humans in Studio Ghibli's THE RED TURTLE. Our film programmer Mike attempts to lure out yet another beast, The Nasty Hellcat, from co-host Jared but alas he actually enjoyed himself this week so that is the world's loss. While talking about various identities in film, including a nod to the great GONE GIRL, we also talk about the different identities audiences bring to films of differing expectations. Which is basically just an excuse to bring up yet again why STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the biggest box-office hit to ever explain the concept of "why we can't have nice things." Bring your own various identities to this podcast by downloading it on at least 24 different devices!

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The Internet loves PADDINGTON. And for the last three years, one of your hosts has never understood this. Maybe with a rewatch or some enlightenment from his co-hosts, this will change. What is also not likely to change is our attempts to champion a forgotten film; this week's selection is APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR, which opened in the U.S. on January 15, 2015 alongside the talking bear movie. Desiree Akhavan's Brooklyn based comedy on a bisexual Persian American woman's attempts to recover from a breakup and find her place. Though it is currently streaming on Amazon Prime, as you will find out... there is no stopping Paddington and his hard stare. He has taken control of the hearts and minds of Film Twitter and no Sundance darling can end this madness.

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Twenty-five years ago on this day, January 8th 1993, two actors would seek Oscar glory as Al Pacino and Robert Downey Jr. saw their films SCENT OF A WOMAN and CHAPLIN go into wide release across the country. Ultimately Pacino would claim an Academy Award for his role as Lt. Col. Frank Slade and some would argue that he would become defined by this character in future roles, continuing to play bombastic and brash, much to filmgoers pleasure or dismay. For Downey Jr. he attempted to define a man already famous from his work on the silver screen in this Richard Attenborough biopic of Charlie Chaplin. Looking back we lament the loss of Robert Downey Jr. the actor slipping into his role as opposed to playing a version of himself, and wonder if we've become far too comfortable as an audience with Al Pacino playing characters who make others uncomfortable.

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Start your year off with a couple of buddy movies that both released EIGHTEEN MONTHS AGO on June 17, 2016: CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE and THE LAST KING. The former starring current box office champs from the new JUMANJI film, DWAYNE JOHNSON and KEVIN HART, and the latter starring skiing enthusiasts from Norway. And while the American action comedy was already held in high esteem from your hosts, revisiting this weekend in film forces the hosts to make some discoveries about their own hopes, dreams, and desires... mainly skiing.

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On this episode we repeat Christmas movies, and not just A CHRISTMAS STORY, as your hosts look back at the films that have aged gracefully over many a holiday season and those that look like Billy Bob in BAD SANTA. Also we attempt to figure out just what those damn kids are into when it comes to what Freeform is playing for the holidays, and if it's time to just give up and move to Pottersville. Happy holidays from three Scrooges and with that... please subscribe to this podcast. It's a gift for both of us.

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Hungover from Christmas? Well we have two movies that feel like a hangover (and not THE HANGOVER which one of these films hoped for) in our latest offering during the holiday season. On December 9, 2016 two films focusing on the combustible combination of comedy and careers arrived like a lump of coal: OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY got a wide release and achieved modest box office success, while THE COMEDIAN starring Robert De Niro premiered in limited release in pursuit of Oscar glory. It is not a spoiler to say that neither film presented on this podcast won any Academy Awards. Which puts these films in the appropriate company of your hosts of SOBER CINEMA! Enjoy(ish).

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Some may think its a little too quick to revisit Christmas Eve, as it was two days ago. But we think even more of you would agree that it's too soon to revisit CHRISTMAS EVE the film from TWO YEARS AGO. Fortunately this little seen (with good reason) holiday movie was released alongside KRAMPUS on December 4th, 2015, so we hope Santa had your hosts Jared, Mike, and Josh on the nice list back then as we really want a good movie to be featured on this podcast. Come get trapped with us this Christmas and we'll all find out together!

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In our very first episode we forge a podcast alliance based on deception and raw sexual tension as your hosts Josh, Jared, and Mike take a look back at films released on the same weekend one year ago: ALLIED and ALWAYS SHINE. In Robert Zemeckis' mainstream wide release we have movie stars Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard playing married spies who may still be on the job as they attempt to start a domesticated family life together. In Sophia Takal's limited release from Thanksgiving weekend of 2016 we see a previously close friendship of two actresses unravel as their professional paths diverge and also perhaps their personalities in this twisted take on cabin in the woods horror. Did the big budget throwback to Hollywood spectacle deserve its middling reviews? And does the little seen indie with a great performance from Mackenzie Davis deserving of more judging eyes? Find out in our inaugural episode of SOBER CINEMA.

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