Haruspicy and Spizzerinctum: Recent Episodes
Uncle Spike
Sounds like two peanut butter sandwiches being put through a pencil sharpener. Or meaningless random ramblings. Listen if you like...this is my podcast woodshed, warts and all.
A long episode this time, so let's jump right in!
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Why should we have home ec back in schools? What even is it, really?
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Who or what is TLo?
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Steve or Alexander?
Let's save a bit of time: TLo is shorthand for Tom & Lorenzo, a couple out of Philadelphia who curate an a fascinating, enthralling eponymous blog on pop culture. Love fashion? The red carpet? Marvel movies? Mad Men? Witty repartee and bons mots? "You simply MUST read TLo!" he gasped breathlessly, clutching his pearls.
No, seriously. Do it. www.tomandlorenzo.com
Thank me later. I'll accept payment in lemon bars, vinyl (Trout Mask Replica or Norman Fucking Rockwell! are my latest must-haves), and housecleaning services while I complete my copyediting certificate program.
Find out the answers to most of these today!
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What kept our hero from lifting to his fullest this week?
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Why is today's episode explicit?
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Where did our hero once live before settling in Denver?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
P.S. One of the transitions was originally created by the brilliant Tom Petty. I just read it for fun. No one who bought Full Moon Fever on tape or record will have heard it before.
Today Now! Crazy Go! Blessed Quirk!
Ramblings:
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To post or not to post?
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Chemistry and homemade cleaning products should go hand in hand, right?
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Weightlifting 101 with Stronglifts 5x5
Enjoy, ye loyal listeners! And spread the word!
On our next episode:
What two major things did our hero suffer over the course of the past year?
Why does our hero not entirely love melatonin?
What amazing act did our hero engage in during the first half of 2021?
What quasi-illicit substance has our hero indulged in...and what was his experience?
Tune in TODAY, and get the answers to these burning questions...and MORE!
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(No, seriously. Please listen to this episode. I can't keep up this sensationalistic game show prose any longer.)
Weather wackitude in Denver and all points west! A recap by the notorious HCR of the latest lie Trump got caught in. Also, Trump doesn't care about things...so neither should his followers, right? Guess where that leaves us. Yep, that's pretty much it. (Labeled explicit d/t an uncensored Trump quote.)
Why is singing suddenly so dangerous? What awaits graduates of all stripes in this new world? And what is the difference between centripetal and centrifugal forces? Find out the answer to two of these questions on this episode! Plus more!
Musings on Cinco de Mayo in the Corona(virus) era, David Bowie's classic "Lady Stardust," and Heather Cox Richardson's state of the nation on 5/4/2020.
If you like what you hear, hire me! Or at least, let's talk!
A reading of the post entitled "WHO HAS FIVE ATMOSPHERES, FOUR LAYERS, ONE MOON, AND FINALLY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED FOR EARTH DAY?" from www.mcsweeneys.net, written by Kimberly Harrington on April 22, 2020. Apologies in advance for any infringement, legal or otherwise. If you like what you hear, hire me! Or at least, let's talk!