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Comedy writers Dan Klein and Robert Padnick have never read The Bible... until now! Join them every Sunday as they read it from front to back and see what the big whoop is.

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Satan tempts David to do the unthinkable, while Dan and Sascha tease a big development for the show.

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David does animal cruelty, while Dan goes it alone.

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David tries to write a poem, while Dan and Michael fight to stay connected.

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David makes everyone put on a show, while Dan does his best.

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The Bible tells a couple stories but it's mostly just names. The bros want to know how turned on this episode makes you.

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Dan makes a few songs while the Bible keeps talking about Saul and David.

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Dan goes it alone and reads seven chapters worth of names.

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The Bible does not innovate while Dan and Michael make a sleep podcast.

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The Bible lists a million names while Dan and Sascha decide to create a podcast.

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God's house gets REK'D while Dan and Sascha re-park a car and try to figure out Dan's booking issues.

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Someone with some real star power shows up in the Bible, while Dan gets some support from his BBB Michael.

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Who cares what's going on in the Bible -- Dan hits a new low and does the show by himself.

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The King gets bonus life while Dan and Laura Krafft figure out what's going on with Hezikiah's balls.

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The BBB is back with Dan as a new king tries something never before seen -- being good???

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Kings be getting assassinated while Dan and Sascha lock in on calling out sound effect opportunities.

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A rando gets resurrected by touching Elisha's dead body while Dan welcomes listener Hope Davies to the show!

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The BBB (Biological Bible Bro) returns while a literal child rules Israel.

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A king gets absolutely blasted through the heart with an arrow while Dan and Augie (1923) perform some top notch textual criticism.

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The Bible goes into Lord of the Rings mode while Dan and Kelly Hudson (his lover) get into the question -- should men really be in charge?

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The Bible gets real dark while Dan and Zack Poitras enjoy some of the most coherent stories they've heard from the Bible in a long time.

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Dan and his new best friend Steve bond over their shared knowledge of Los Angeles geography while Elisha lays down on a dead boy.

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The Devil stops by for a second while Dan and Michael try to remember anything from 1 Kings.

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Prophets prophesy while Dan and Sascha reveal the identity of A Certain Man!

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A bunch of kings party in the desert while Dan and Michael come up with some great new merch!

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Elijah raises a zombie from the dead while Dan asks ChatGPT about the Bible with Craig Rowin!

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Kings keep dying while Dan is joined by Maggie Marion!

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A classic magic trick returns while Dan is joined by his Lover Kelly Hudson!

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Solomon dies and Israel falls into civil war while Dan and Sascha devise a plan to kill god!

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Hiram finds his true calling as an interior decorator while Dan forgets to record his half of the audio until halfway through the episode!

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Solomon is just having the most incredible time while Dan meets a new friend, Megan Nolan!

Megan is the author of Ordinary Human Failings! Check it out!

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The hilarious and cool Holly Prazoff joins Dad as Solomon finally does something about that promise David made to God before he croaked.

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Solomon makes his whole country build God a house while Dan does dueling Harry Caray impressions with Best Friend Arthur Meyer!

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Solomon asks God for some help after he starts murdering people with impunity thinks he may have made an oopsie. Starring first time Bible reader and hilarious/wonderful buddy, Mookie Blaiklock!

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David is dying and a bunch of people go for the throne while Dan is joined again by crowd favorite Sascha Stanton Craven!

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God gets mad and makes David count his people while Dan is joined again by his irl brother Michael!

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David sings multiple songs, maybe dies, and judges a mighty man pageant while Dan listens to guest Sascha Stanton Craven read the Bible!

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Somehow the giants have returned while Dan is joined by real life (bible) brother Michael Klein!

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Absalom makes some big mistakes while Dan is joined by Allan McLeod! Check out his podcast Walkin' About with Allan McLeod at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/walkin-about/id1743296029

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David's son starts a coup while Dan is joined by his (bible) brother-wife Kelly Hudson!

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David's family is horrible while Dan reads through three whole chapters, joined by real life brother Michael Klein!

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David's boys have their tushies exposed while Dan gets real confused by most of the characters, joined by Andrea Rosen!

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David goes on a diabolical rampage while Dan gets so lost in the story he reads chapter 7 again, joined by Jo Feldman!

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God gets a taste of living in a real house and will not let it go while Dan continues his search for a new co-host in Adam Lustick!

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David does not ask anyone to kill anyone and yet people still die while Dan continues his search for a new co-host in Chris Smith!

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David is crowned king... sort of, and Dan looks for a new brother in his real brother.

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Robot Robert, a new AI-generated feature of the Bible Brothers Corporation, announces an update regarding new episodes.

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Robert gives a heartfelt, "I gotta go for a second," and Dan dreams of the future of Bible Brothers.

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Saul commits harakiri, and Jesus says his first words! Meanwhile the Bros. try to raise funds to pay Cooper back for his years of bondage.

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Saul has a spooky time while the guys flesh out their plan for a Coop-a-thon -- happening on Discord on October 8th!

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David pulls a Bugs Bunny while the guys announce a new special episode.

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Samuel dies which is like the shortest death of anyone who has a book of the bible named after them, while the guys stumble upon a new blockbuster supervillain: Edward Cocoman.

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Saul and David have a classic cat and mouse thing going while the Bros. really bring the heat.

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David accidentally gets a whole town killed and the Bros. are actually enjoying the storytelling???

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Apparently prophesying is contagious, and the Bros. discover the inspiration for a classic Ferris Bueller gag.

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David has his third origin story while the Bros. speculate on what Saul can do with 100 Philistine foreskins.

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God finds a hot new king while the Bros. ask the big questions.

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The Israelites play a game of hide and seek with the Philistines, while the Bros. dream of being in an exotic train station.

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A cool villain threatens Israel -- how long will he last against Saul? Meanwhile the Bros. dream of paying off Cooper.

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Israel finally gets their king they've been begging for, and the guys have some hot takes on prophecy.

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We get a Behind the Music doc about Samuel, and the Bros. have an existential crisis.

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God takes a field trip to Philistine country while the Bros. leave us on a cliffhanger.

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Pretty much everyone you've heard of so far? Dead. The Bros. discuss the pros of pantheism.

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There's a new god baby in town and the Bros. expand into the lofi/trance music space.

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Ruth pulls some sexy moves on the threshing floor while Robert and Dan manufacture some banter.

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Ruth starts off slow while Robert forgets how to read the Bible and Dan can't understand a thing.

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Will Benjamin be exiled from the tribes of Israel? Will the Bros. sell out their t-shirts? 

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Truly unspeakable things are going down in the Bible as the Bros. record live on Discord! 

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Samson is the Tiger Woods of his day, and the Bros. come up with new No Fear shirt ideas.

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Samson is no longer a baby and he's absolutely wrecking the Philistines (who are dumb?), and the Bros. come to terms with a coup in the organization. 

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Triple H plays word games with the Ephraimites, and the Bros. persevere through a demoralizing setback. 

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Gideon's son goes absolute sicko mode on his brothers, and the Bros. meet another instant classic Bible character. 

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God has finally found someone who will match his chaos energy, and that's a good thing? Somehow the Bible is defying all odds and has continued to be good for the third week in a row! How long will this last? 

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Deborah sings the best song we've heard and Gideon may have found The Mask. The Bros. knock out their second Studio Chunk of Judges. A+ Bible. Five Stars. 

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The boys are back! The Judges are judging! The Bible is good???

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God is basically Walter White and the Israelites are Jesse. Also, where is all the milk and honey??

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The Bible Brothers stumble upon an interesting theory: maybe the Bible was written to show us how NOT to be? It kind of makes sense!

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The rapid fire of Biblical events are interrupted by the Bible Brothers' brilliant cinematic idea for The Bibleverse. 

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Josh does a little "best of" recap before kickin' the bucket. Now let's get to the judgin'!

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An old, dying Joshua has some last words for the Israelites.  

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God is back on his Slayer City b.s. but it at least inspires a great video game this time.  

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We're pretty sure these are the last boring descriptions of land inheritances, and unfortunately they're so boring the Bible Brothers have decided to try and entertain you with some old radio skits. 5 Stars for effort? Please? 

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Some tribes want more land and Joshua gets sassy. And things go horribly wrong for The Bros. 

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NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY join the Bible Brothers for arguably the most boring chapters in Bible history. But it led us to come up with a contest at least. Send in those map drawings!

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Bear with us this episode. There's a lot of talk about land rites -- YAWN! But then Caleb shows up, and sure he's older now, but he wants what was promised to him dammit!

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As the Bible goes over the number of kings killed by the Israelites, it busts out a very weird counting system. Seriously it's so weird. 

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Some guys concoct a weird plan to trick the Israelites into a covenant by acting like helpless old people with moldy old bread.  

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The Israelites have the biggest, scariest army, but they're still gonna do some weird little cheats to make sure they win.

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Some guy steals gold from God, and he doesn't seem to be too mad about being sentenced to death. Also, some technical difficulties FOR WHICH WE ARE VERY SORRY! Please don't be mad at us. WE WILL FIX THIS.

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Just when you thought The Bible might never mention circumcisions again, not only does it bring it up out of nowhere, but now it says guys are getting two of them!

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Joshua throws us right smack in the middle of a James Bond movie! Stuff is happening again. Yay!

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It's over. We did it, you guys. Wow. Time to bring on, Josh!

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Right before Moses dies, he suddenly decides to write and perform the perfect song. 

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WARNING: These chapters are pretty boring, but don't worry: Dan and Robert learn about Strong Drink! 

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If you don't follow the word of God you gonna get cursed! This week, Dan (aka Pelé) and Robert read a big long list of curses!

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Dan and Robert are baaaaaaack!!! Thank you everyone for bearing with us as Robert acclimates to a new baby. Now let's some read some laws about grabbing testicles.

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A brand new episode of Bible Brothers will be recorded next week! But until then please enjoy a classic with .5 of The Doughboys...

NICK WIGER, comedy writer and co-host of Doughboys, joins the Bible Brothers as the Israelites get closer to the promised land but just need to do a quick genocide first.

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Hello #godsquad and non-Leites, we were unable to record a new episode this week, so please enjoy this BIBLE BROTHERS CLASSIC EPISODE...

ANDREW TI, TV writer and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, joins the Bible Brothers and breaks their brains with his interpretation of what's really going on inside the tabernacle.

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Robert's baby is "in da house," so The Bible Brothers Corp has called Dan up from the minor leagues to conduct an interview with theologian/Bible lover/#godsquad member Ben Climer. Ben answers many listener's questions about Genesis, Moloch, Jacob, Esau, and even cooks up a few Bible theories of his own!

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Apparently every member of the ancient Israeli army had one of these attached to their guns? Seems like a lot of semen shovels. 

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In today's episode, The Bible Brothers learn all they need to know about sex. Apparently, it mostly involves something called "virginity tokens."

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The Bible gives an oddly specific example for the kind of person who’s allowed to take refuge in one of God’s six Murder Cities.

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The name of the video game Dan couldn’t think of is “State of Emergency.”

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Sorcerers are straight up real and The Bible is starting to sound more like Iron Maiden song this week. This rocks! 5 stars!

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The Bible Brothers ask some deep metaphysical questions as God rattles on about his 3 favorite festivals. 

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God really doesn't want you to shave your unibrow. Even if someone just died and you're sad. Don't do it!

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The Bible says if you want to eat an animal you have to let its blood spill onto the floor, but then how will anyone enjoy some delicious blood soup?? 

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Hey God, the Bible Brothers might stop murmuring so much if you shut up about Egypt already. Thank to everyone who stepped up joined the #godsquad! 

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Is The Bible even spiritual? It's mostly about getting rich and inheriting promised lands. Kind of a bad attitude for a religion. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

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The Bible must have hired a a new writer because the language suddenly gets all flowery, and God has a new little bee friend who he’s not afraid to sic on non-believers.

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It's a remix of the 10 Commandments! Plus, Dan surprises Robert with a gift, and they reveal their new recording location. Oooo, such an intriguing description! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

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Big Mouth writer and actor GIL OZERI surprises the Bible Brothers by knowing a lot about The Bible and even offers some new ways to interpret the writings of the text. Also, Og appears to be a Giant King and has the huge bed to prove it. 

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Moses takes a stroll down memory lane while the Bible Brothers make a scandalous discovery about God's secret families! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

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Numbers ends on sort of a dud, but Dan and Robert come up with some great funeral ideas!

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Okay, so apparently it's fine to murder people? And if you do murder someone you get to move to one of six brand new cities designed just for murderers.

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JON BASS (Miracle Workers) joins the Bible Brothers just as it dawns on them that God acts exactly like Logan Roy from Succession. ALERT: Succession SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE!!!

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NICK WIGER, comedy writer and co-host of Doughboys, joins the Bible Brothers as the Israelites get closer to the promised land but just need to do a quick genocide first. 

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Dan and Robert do a special episode in an attempt to "SACRIFICE" a couple of stinky chapters onto the newly formed #boringsquad via Discord.

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God reminds Moses that he's going to die, so Moses names his a successor, though God doesn't let him go easily. 

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ABDULLAH SAEED, writer, journalist, and host of Great Moments In Weed History, joins the Bible Brothers for a long list of some of our favorite names, and takes us on some wild and occasionally dirty (we're sorry) tangents.

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STARLEE KINE, writer and host of The Mystery Show, joins the Bible Brothers just as another God shows up, Baal of Peor. And surprise, surprise -- Baal likes to party!

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We meet a couple new guys, Balak and Balam (not brothers), and Balam seems to possess magical powers and is possibly an old buddy of God's. What's going on there?

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The Israelites get all metal and start destroying cities like crazy. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

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Dan and Robert try to inject some shock jock-style ribbing into the podcast. Also, there's some stuff with cows and water. 

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God just killed a guy who was picking up sticks and Aaron is about to get himself a brand new rod -- technically speaking, this is pretty exciting for The Bible!

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God hates a presumptuous person, so if you want to survive ancient Israel, be a dummy.

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Comedian CARMEN CHRISTOPHER (“Street Special”) joins the Bible Brothers just as God reveals that whoops it looks like there are already people in the promised land, so umm are we gonna have to kill them?

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SCOTT GAIRDNER, co-host of Podcast: The Ride, joins the Bible Brothers as God goes on a rampage against the Israelites, which you could imagine would be stressful for Moses.

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Money-eating editor COOPER! joins the Bible Brothers as God makes Moses build two silver trumpets and then spends a lot of time thinking of different kinds of honks they can do.

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God casually drops the rule that Levites have to shave their entire bodies. No follow up questions.

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The Nazer is the new dance craze sweeping the Israelite nation! If you're really into God, and you're a funky boy, "Do the Nazer!"

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If you're worried your wife committed adultery, there's a offering for that. Just leave it by that cool ram.

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It's never a good sign when the guy in power starts numbering people. At least Robert and Dan come up with some great movie and TV show ideas this episode!

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CHRISTINA LEE, showrunner of Made For Love on HBO Max, joins the Bible Brothers to, you guessed it, read a lot of numbers in the book of Numbers.

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Comedian JOE MANDE joins the Bible Brothers just as God goes full scorned psycho ex-boyfriend as He lets the Israelites know that he won't sniff their wave offerings and He'll only give them tiny pieces of bread if they don't follow his laws.

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Suddenly out of nowhere there's a story about people! Real people! And they're fighting! Yes! Also, Dan and Robert come up with a new saying: "That's meat!"

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Clearly distracted by the awesome party going on at Molech's house, God struggles to come up with more annoying rules, but he does suddenly try and slip in the word "beeves."

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CAROLINE GOLDFARB, comedy writer and co-founder of Fishwife, joins the Bible Brothers as God goes off on Molek and comes up with very specific ideas for porn. Oh, and there are wizards now.

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Sup #godsquad and everyone else, we were unable to record a new episode this week, so please enjoy this BIBLE BROTHERS CLASSIC EPISODE with special guest JON GABRUS. We'll be back with a new episode next week!

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Comedian and actor JON DALY joins The Bible Brothers as God gets into the good stuff about who in your family you can and cannot have sex with. Seems like some of this should have come a little earlier?

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The Israelites psychically transfer all their sins into the mind of a goat and send it out into the wilderness, which sounds like it would make a  cool horror movie if any studio execs are listening. 

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It appears the only way to get men to clean their filthy weenies was to invent an entire religion.  

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CONNOR RATLIFF, actor, comedian, and host of Dead Eyes, joins the Bible Brothers just the Israelites open up the hottest club in town that's only open to lepers: The Shut Up Room.

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God comes up with some weird categories when deciding which animals you can eat and which animals you have to completely hate. Also, a couple of Aaron's sons die in a fire and no one seems to care.

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SOBE: SIP DANGEROUSLY!

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AYO EDEBIRI, standup and the voice of Missy on Big Mouth, joins the Bible Brothers just as all the stuff God has been talking about for the last however many chapters is finally starting to actually happen!

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God barks a bunch more orders at Moses, and things almost get interesting when he starts talking about leavened bread. Almost. 

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SANDY HONIG, writer, performer, producer, and INVENTOR of Three Busy Debras on Adult Swim joins The Bible Brothers as Leviticus gets right into it and says you cannot touch anyone's butt or butthole.

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Seems like no matter who sins the rule is to burn a bull. 

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In a chapter that's really not much different from Exodus, Aaron says he's happy to beef but if they're all out of beef he'll have some pigeon.

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ANDREW TI, TV writer and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, joins the Bible Brothers and breaks their brains with his interpretation of what's really going on inside the tabernacle.

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As Bezalel continues to build the tabernacle, Dan and Robert try to guess if he's using gold, silver, or brass. Also, what happened to Moses? Where'd that guy go?

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Bored by another list of stuff needed to make the Tabernacle, the Bible Brothers start to lose it and make up some songs!

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RABBI EMILY COHEN, host of the Jew Too podcast and rabbi at the West End Synagogue in New York City, joins the Bible Brothers and answers a ton of our questions, all while Moses lists a bunch of stuff and his people's hearts are stirred to chip in and help put that stuff together.

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God and Moses decide to give the whole rock-concert-on-a-mountain another go, and we learn two things: God is really jealous and God has a cute veil he wears when he doesn't want anyone to see his face.

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Host of The Chris Gethard Show and Beautiful Anonymous, CHRIS GETHARD, joins The Bible Brothers as the Israelites throw the greatest party of all time for the golden friggin' calf!

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God gives the recipe for his signature perfume that only he may wear, and Aaron is suddenly in a Japanese game show where he has to dump oil on himself and kill a cow.

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God moves on from being obsessed with a box to being obsessed with clothes. Hope you're listening, Aaron, because this is for you, apparently!

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God gives Moses a ton of instructions for how to build a friggin' box.

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What's up, Nuggets? Just a quick "Happy Holidays" message from the Bible Brothers to say thanks for listening to us and please stop listening to any other religion podcasts. Also, if you know anyone who owns a mega corporation, please ask them to sponsor us!

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Star of The Wrong Missy on Netflix and co-host of Newcomers, LAUREN LAPKUS joins the Bible Brothers as God finally gives Moses the tablets, which is way more disappointing and boring than we all imagined it would be.

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God decides to just keep on rolling with commandments and announces a ton more rules, most of which apply to oxen for some reason.

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BRIDGER WINEGAR, host of "I Said No Gifts," joins the Bible Brothers as God just goes straight into the 10 Commandments with absolutely no prelude, so it's very unclear if Moses is supposed to be writing them down or not.

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In a very Weekend at Bernie's moment, all Moses has to do to win a fight against the Amaleks is lift his arms... but he's really tired. Hopefully his new bros Josh and Hurr can help!

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Host of The Alarmist podcast REBECCA DELGADO-SMITH joins the Bible Brothers as Moses tells the Israelites to stop talking smack about God, and then God gives them 40 years worth of manna -- a gross bread made of magic.

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The Bible randomly references the movie "The Matrix" in what has to be the grossest euphemism for a women's private parts. Moses also splits the Red Sea, which is pretty cool.

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God creates the holiday of Passover and gives himself a cool nickname for when he goes into a blackout rage-filled murder spree.

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God finally admits why he won't just kill the Egyptians to free the Israelites: he wants to be a STAR! 

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BETH STELLING joins the Bible Brothers as God seems to think that Pharaoh will free the Hebrews if He makes it smell really stinky everywhere. Check out Beth's new standup special GIRL DADDY on HBO Max: https://www.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GXxCKIQ4nPMLCwgEAAAAD

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Moses is worried no one is going to listen to him for the nastiest reason we've ever heard. So gross, Moses! Also, what is hay?

**Not sure what happened to Dan's audio this ep. We're so sorry! We really need to buy that human...

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God hatches a terrible plan for Moses to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. Moses doesn't think anyone will listen to him, though, so God teaches him some cool magic tricks to get people on his side. God and Moses, huh? What a couple of knuckleheads!

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It's Exodus, baby! And it's breaking all the rules! We're several generations in the future, the new pharoah sucks, and Jewish babies are getting tossed in the river! Exodus does not hold back!

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Comedian and podcaster JON GABRUS joins the Bible Brothers as a dying Jacob goes full Don Rickles and rips into his 12 sons in the final moments of both his life and the Book of Genesis.

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Comedian and podcaster AMIR BLUMENFELD joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob visits his son Joseph in Egypt, and immediately upon arriving announces his plans to die. Fun!

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After a long and unnecessary back-and-forth with his brothers, Joseph finally reveals himself... and immediately breaks down crying. Yikes. Also, we're pretty sure his brothers are naked. Double yikes.

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Despite Joseph's lifelong conflict with his brothers coming to a head, The Bible seems more interested in talking about sacks and how you can put money in them through their holes.

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Survivor winner and comedy writer John Cochran joins the Bible Brothers as Joseph tells the pharaoh's butler that his dream means he's going to die in three days. Yikes, Joseph!

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This new guy, Onan, really, really doesn’t want his wife to have babies, so he invents… onanism.

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The hilarious Naomi Ekperigin joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob's favorite coat-wearing son Joseph annoys everyone so much with his stupid dreams that they come up with lots of crazy ways to get rid of him. Look for a special cameo from "A Certain Man."

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Just when you thought the Bible was done talking about circumcisions, Jacob’s sons come up with a way to circumcise an entire city.

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Host and CREATOR of Adam Ruins Everything, Adam Conover, joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob heads home to his brother Esau who may or may not want to kill him. Then, Jacob wrestles a random guy, and Esau brings 400 guys to meet his brother. 

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Jacob loses it and goes "full psycho." Then, Rachel and Leah lose it, too, and steal their dad's toys. Everyone's losing it!

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Jacob offers Laban 7 years of hard work to marry his super-hot daughter Rachel. This leads us to the Bible's first-ever female sibling rivalry. Progress, baby!  Also, everyone makes way too big a deal out of some mandrakes.

Also, we're so sorry -- we thought we figured out the sound, but apparently not. We’re still working on it :(

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Jacob and Esau continue their feud, becoming the first Bible fight to feature crying, emotions, and a weird plan involving arm hair. Also, The Bible Brothers' crisp new sound is helping them skyrocket to the top of the podcast charts.

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Spencer Gilbert (Honest Trailers) joins the Bible Brothers just in time for Rebecca to give birth to a couple of warring twins. We’ve got Jacob and his hairy brother Esau, who also goes by "Red Stew" — easily the craziest nickname in the Bible so far.

This should be our last episode with bad mics. We swear.

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Abraham sends a servant to Nahor to find his son a cousin/wife (gross!). It seems to go well until the new wife's loser dad asks them to hang out for 10 days. Will they stay? And why didn’t he ask them to just stay for one day??

Apologies for Dan’s sound this episode. We’ve purchased new mics to fix the problem!

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The creator of AP Bio, Mike O’Brien joins the Bible Brothers as Abraham takes a totally normal, three-day trek up a mountain to kill his son because God told him to -- no questions asked. Later, Abraham argues with a bunch of nice, accommodating people over the price of a burial plot.

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Acting as Abraham's enforcer, God enters Abemilech’s dream Freddie Kruger-style to stop him from having sex with Sarah. Meanwhile, Sarah turns into a Borscht Belt comedian and jokes about how there’s no way an old hag like her could possibly have a baby.

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Sodom may not seem all that wild at first… until every man in the city comes outside and demands to have sex with you.

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God changes Abram’s name to Abraham and says he will be a king of nations. And all Abraham has to do in return is chop off his foreskin. Cool!

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Abram, who may or may evolve into Abraham at some point, gains valuable experience points when he and his house servants smote a whole dang army.

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April Quioh, co-host of She’s All Fat and writer for Brooklyn 99, joins The Bible Brothers as Abram hatches a weird, unnecessary plan to protect his wife from the horny men of Egypt. It goes about as badly as you would think.

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If you thought Noah’s story ends with the flood, you are dead wrong because he’s about to get really weird and really naked. Meanwhile, our crafty little friend God thinks rainbows are cool and decides to shake things up in Babel.

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The world is flooded, and Noah saves everyone -- even those nasty little "creeping things” the Bible hates so much.

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Hayes Davenport, co-host of Hollywood Handbook and The Flagrant Ones, joins the Bible Brothers just as God’s children are living to around 800 and starting to feel real horny around each other.

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Sure, there’s drama in the Garden of Eden with God and Adam and Adam’s yet-to-be-named wife, and yeah, there’s even more drama with their first two kids, Cain and Abel, but hey how about this Lamech guy, huh? He’s crazy!

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The Bible Brothers open up to page one of The Bible and are surprised to learn that God sort is just sort of winging the whole "creation of the Earth" things. God does, however, spend a lot of time making birds and fish.

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