Timm the Vampire follows the misadventures of a normal guy with a normal, if not terrible job, and a normal, if not horrendous roommate. He just so happens to be a vampire. After around 400 years of life (if you can call it that), Timm encounters a young woman who he thinks is kind of sexy, if not a little deranged. Not to mention his roommate's habit of killing whores is really getting out of hand.
Timm and Dylan bring the dead whore back to life and grant her one last wish - to watch the 1st season of Magic Hour. Debbie takes her anger out on one of the shiny goth kids. Also, everyone speaks Spanish.
Timm is a vampire. He works at Denny's. His best friend is a bitch, his roommate is a tool, and his only hope for love (or at least lust) is a neo-gothic wannabe vampire. Unfortunately for Timm, life doesn't get any easier after 4 centuries.