Drinking from the Garden Hose: Recent Episodes
Ed Philipp
2 guys talking about how it used to be...and now they are cranky old men in training but they aren't there yet.
This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED come to terms with an uncomfortable truth: they're not getting old... they're just getting injured doing things that are supposed to be fun.
OB recounts the company go-kart outing where he got absolutely T-boned at 40 mph, walked it off like a hero, and then discovered the real damage the next morning when simply getting out of bed became a full-contact sport. Meanwhile, ED wages war against concert ticket scanners that refuse to acknowledge his existence, leaving him to wonder if technology has officially put him on the "too old to compute" list.
As if that weren't enough, OB spends an afternoon being relentlessly betrayed by a teenager during a game of Conspiracy, proving that today's youth don't just beat you... they psychologically dismantle you first.
Along the way, the guys pitch what may be the world's most relatable line of middle-aged merchandise:
It's an episode about bruised backs, bruised egos, malfunctioning technology, and the slow realization that your greatest athletic achievement might now be standing up without making noise.
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This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED discover that getting older isn't for the faint of heart.
OB shares the story behind his upcoming ankle surgery, explaining how years of competitive kendo finally caught up with him in the form of bone spurs, and what life will look like while navigating crutches, boots, and the hope of making it to an upcoming concert.
Meanwhile, ED recounts an unexpected deep dive into skincare after a cruise facial, prompting the guys to compare self-care routines... or, in OB's case, the near-total lack of one. They also tackle the tricky social dynamics of interacting with younger generations, discussing where friendliness ends and professionalism begins.
The conversation wraps with tales from a Bon Jovi concert, observations about middle-aged concert crowds, and an unexpectedly spirited debate over whether you're ever truly "with people" when you're just running errands, and whether that should influence what you wear.
Part aging support group, part etiquette debate, and part concert parking lot conversation, it's another episode full of laughs, questionable fashion advice, and the kind of observations only OB and ED can turn into an hour of entertainment.
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This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and Ed take listeners from penalty kicks to park tickets with plenty of detours along the way.
ED finally cashes in on a recommendation that took nearly seven years to pay off, discovering that Blanton's bourbon really was worth the wait. The guys swap thoughts on whiskey, cruises, and whether some bottles deserve the hype.
Then it's off to the Most Magical Place on Earth, where a debate over the idea of an adults-only Disney hotel turns into a spirited discussion about what makes Disney... well, Disney. Can the magic survive without kids, or is that missing the whole point?
The conversation also revisits OB's surprising skydiving past after listeners voted it one of the most unexpected stories in five years of the podcast. Add in a candid look at the show's glamorous financial empire (currently measured in cents, not dollars), a discussion on influencer culture and reality TV, and the mystery of an absolutely baffling text message, and you've got another episode that's equal parts thoughtful, ridiculous, and unmistakably Gardenhose.
Pour yourself something good, settle in, and drink from the hose.
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This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED cover an episode that somehow includes Swiss mountain adventure, public restroom etiquette, sports fandom, and unexpected father-son bonding.
OB shares the story of taking to the skies over Switzerland in a parasailing experience that unlocked an old chapter of his life: his former days as a skydiver. From tandem jumps to solo exits, ED discovers there may be considerably more adrenaline hidden inside OB's rĂŠsumĂŠ than previously advertised.
Back on solid ground, the guys debate one of modern society's stranger questions: when did people decide phones belong absolutely everywhere? OB recounts an office restroom encounter that left him questioning privacy, boundaries, and whether humanity has quietly lost the plot.
The conversation takes a turn for the wholesome when OB shares what might be one of his favorite texts ever: his 25-year-old son reaching out about the New York Knicks. For Knicks fans, some victories happen on the court. Others happen in the group chat.
To close things out, ED explains his surprisingly strategic purchase of a U.S. Women's soccer jersey: more stars, more wins, more reasons to wear it without waiting four years.
Adventure, aging, sports, dignity, and airborne self-discovery. Just another week drinking from the hose.
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This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED tackle some of life's greatest mysteries: Why do birds treat ED's driveway like a bombing range? Why hasn't ED's brilliant concept of the "anti-Shiva" caught on? And at what exact age does hearing Pantera in the grocery store become a life-changing event?
The guys discuss neighborhood bird warfare, celebrate a rare and glorious text message from OB's wife admitting he was right!, and compare notes on the strange moments that remind you you're not as young as you used to be.
Along the way, OB shares stories from the kendo dojo, including an exchange with a teenage student that went hilariously off the rails, and previews an upcoming family adventure to Switzerland. It's a mix of unexpected victories, aging revelations, family stories, and the kind of observations that can only happen when you're old enough to remember Pantera on MTV but young enough to still argue with birds.
Grab a drink, pull up a chair, and drink from the hose.
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This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED tackle the true modern workplace nightmare: lunchtime meetings, surprise calendar invites, and the silent war for personal time. ED explains his elite-level strategy of blocking off his entire Outlook calendar like a corporate bunker, while OB questions whether anyone actually respects lunch anymore.
The guys also dive into gym politics, prom photo etiquette, and the unwritten rules of where certain pictures shouldâand absolutely should notâbe shared. Along the way, ED recounts a genuinely bizarre night at a beer garden involving unsupervised kids and questionable parenting decisions that left both hosts wondering if public behavior has completely unraveled.
Throw in concert shirts, golf outing chaos, and one hilariously brutal insult OB has been saving for the right moment, and you've got another episode packed with observational comedy, workplace survival tactics, and pure Gardenhose energy. đď¸đť
In this very unofficial, definitely-not-planned episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED explain how a perfectly good podcast episode vanished into the digital void, forcing the guys into emergency recording mode.
OB walks through the chain reaction of missed downloads, baseball games, family obligations, hospital visits, and general life chaos that delayed the showâwhile ED questions whether any actual process exists behind the scenes at all.
Along the way, ED shares the saga of his dog versus a baby bird, including the surprisingly tactical advice he got from ChatGPT to survive an angry flock of ravens. Meanwhile, OB recounts witnessing one of the most obnoxious Yankee fans ever assembled at a Mets-Yankees game, proving once again that some people treat public events like WWE auditions.
Part explanation, part bonus episode, and fully Gardenhose chaos, this episode serves as the bridge between what was supposed to happen and what actually happened.
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On this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and ED break down the science behind their perfectly unscientific season structure (yepâ26 episodes and out) before diving headfirst into a generational showdown.
From gym floors to volleyball tournaments, the guys unpack the timeless mystery of zero spatial awarenessâteenagers blocking everything, phones everywhere, and the uncomfortable realization that⌠yeah, they probably did the same thing back in the day.
Along the way, they debate etiquette, social media habits, and what it really means to be "that guy" in public spaces. Plus, OB drops a classic story from a charity sword-fighting event at the Franklin Institute that somehow turns into an accidental first-date moment you won't see coming.
Observational, relatable, and just the right amount of chaoticâtap in and drink from the hose.
It's the season finale of Drinking from the Gardenhose, and OB and Ed go out the only way they know howâfull chaos, no filter.
Ed unloads on a brutally disappointing Rutgers tour that somehow gets worse the more you hear about it, while the guys spiral into the now-infamous "camera off" incidentâbreaking down Zoom etiquette, questionable decisions, and why some things just don't need to be announced out loud.
Along the way, they trade family stories, react to a fan dubbing Ed the Beavis of the duo (a label he's still processing), and lock in their game plan for an upcoming metal concertâcomplete with high-stakes retro t-shirt strategy.
It's messy, hilarious, and exactly the kind of send-off you'd expect. Tap in for the laughs, the takes, and one last blast from the hose this season. đď¸đĽ
This week on Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB and Ed bounce from the batter's box to the body shop in an episode that proves no topic is too bigâor too randomâfor the hose.
They kick things off with a breakdown of MLB's new strike zone and how analytics have quietly turned hitters into all-or-nothing swing machines. (Stupid AI listening to OBs youtube before the call started) From there, the conversation pivots (or just starts) into concert cultureâdebating whether real fans rock official tour merch or just grab the retail remix and call it a day.
Then comes an all-time workplace slip-up when Ed accidentally drops a "69" instead of an "86," launching the guys into a hilarious and slightly unhinged discussion about how certain numbers went from taboo to totally normalized.
The episode wraps with real-life chaos: fender benders, repair shop limbo, tire sticker shock, and a plumbing quote situation that feels like it was cooked up in a backroom casino. It's part vent session, part storytelling, and all Gardenhose energy.
Tap in for laughs, hot takes, and the kind of conversations that somehow spiralâbut always land.
Here's a snappy, high-energy episode description that matches the chaos and tone:
OB and Ed kick things off with technical glitches and immediately spiral into everything from podcast haters to heavy metal dreams. OB embraces his role as the show's favorite punching bag, while Ed delivers "big news" that may or may not actually be news.
The guys relive decades-old stories, plan a long-overdue reunion, and seriously consider recording an episode in a parking lot before an '80s metal concert. Add in questionable decision-making, Manhattan madness, and one all-time fraternity story that should probably stay buriedâand you've got peak Gardenhose.
Low standards, loud laughs, and absolutely no dignity.
OB has the kind of week that turns into a country song. A flooded basement, a busted sump pump, a snowblower held together with vice grips, and a snowstorm just for good measure. In between cleanup duty, OB attends a packed funeral and helps host a repast that somehow feeds 450 people.
Meanwhile Ed shares the fallout from his recent interview with Rutgers University and realizes a timeless truth of the internet: people love commenting on articles they definitely did not read.
Add in broken shear pins, basement archaeology under old carpet, and the ongoing debate over where the kids might go to college, and you get another perfectly chaotic episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose.
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OB's snowblower needs pliers, Ed's ego needs sport coats, and somehow both are working exactly as designed.
This episode spins through listener feedback, Ed's glow-up moment as a distinguished alum of Rutgers University, and OB's surprisingly wholesome Valentine's Day spent building Legos like a romantic engineer. Ed questions OB's life choices, OB questions Ed's fashion evolution, and both question the emotional stability of college basketball fans in March.
From broken machinery to rebuilt reputations, it's legacy, love, and light roasting, with just enough heart to keep the chaos properly calibrated.
Ed shows up late, explains why, and somehow turns it into a driving lesson debate. OB brings hypothetical sword scenarios, Rutgers and Philly throwbacks, and just enough fraternity chaos to keep things off the rails. Toss in snowblowers, Route 73 geography, and classic Ed-vs-OB banter, and you've got another episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose doing what it does bestâwandering confidently into nonsense.
Ed and OB compare near-death experiences courtesy of black ice, sore necks, and gravity finally collecting its debt. From volleyball tournaments and overzealous rule enforcement to Gen Alpha's baffling lack of spatial awareness, the guys vent, reflect, and try not to fall again. Toss in listener feedback, fantasy football chaos, and a surprisingly pleasant sportsbook hang, and you've got another episode of middle-aged survival with jokes.
OB comes back from Memphis with barbecue opinions, concert trauma, and a run-in with punk leather "not-furries," while Ed tries to keep the show on the rails and mostly fails. There's a new phrase coined by OB's son ("milking the cereal"), a coffee maker that may be too advanced for human trust, surprise sword ownership, and a family trip down memory lane that refuses to go sentimental. Add listener callouts, ad-ranting, and classic Ed vs. OB banter, and you've got another Gardenhose episode doing exactly what it does best: spiraling joyfully.
OB IS FINALLY on Time, Ed reluctantly compliments him, and things spiral from there. The guys cover holiday procrastination, social media lies, and OB's elaborate plan to negotiate his wife's celebrity crushes. Plus: Ed's Puerto Rico hoops trip, language-barrier panic, toll-road roulette, and the strange psychology of sports parents on the road. Chaos, culture, and comedyâpassport not required.
Ed waits⌠texts⌠waits some more⌠then OB finally shows up. From there it's driving lessons from hell, holiday chaos, and a full-on investigation into whether cow tipping ever existed. Curbs are clipped, myths are busted, and Gen X parenting is on full display. Hit gardenhose.vercel.app for extras and to join the conversation.
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Once upon a time, campus transportation meant feetâor maybe a sketchy bike. Now it's electric scooters, frat house electrocutions, and dryers that give up on life. Ed and OB tackle it all with the weary wisdom of two guys who survived the '80s without helmets or Google.
From Super Bowl ads to French restaurants, Ed and OB serve up a tasting menu of absurdity. They dissect the "6-7" meme, decode Dartmouth drama, and debate whether parental tracking is high-tech love or low-key espionage. Equal parts cultural critique and stand-up energy.
Ed and OB discussed the new nickname "Froggy" for OB, which he was initially upset about but eventually accepted. They also talked about the podcast's progress and the importance of having authentic nicknames. OB mentioned that he would be back to normal in two weeks, and Ed suggested that they would continue using the nickname until a more fitting one is found. Also Yes That Bastard half assed all the publishing work this week becasue of the cold.
OB and Ed discussed their recent podcast activities and a listener's comment about a construction project, followed by Ed sharing details about his home improvement projects involving TVs and electrical installations. Ed then described his experience with federal grand jury duty and jury selection process, including his attempt to be excluded by disclosing a past victimization. The conversation concluded with discussions about sporting event etiquette, including seating arrangements and Ed's experiences at various games, as well as a conversation about different types of hats and their comfort features.
This week, Ed and OB trade war stories about unfinished home projects (spoiler: Edâs still not done), sports mishaps, and family chaos. The banter stays light, but the real fun comes when they reflect on their âgloriousâ engineering backgroundsâaka a masterclass in trial, error, and failure. Turns out, nothing bonds people quite like swapping stories of what did not work.
Ed and OB kicked things off debating the important stuffâNFL greats vs. One Piece piratesâbecause why not compare linebackers to Luffy? From there, they stumbled through scheduling snafus, basked in listener love, and celebrated their meteoric rise from hobbyists to âprofessionalâ podcasters (read: they now make enough from commercials to maybe buy lunch). The episode wrapped with hot takes on stadium etiquette, weird neighborhood sightings, and the eternal struggle of keeping clothes stain-free.
Ed and OBâs latest pod had it all: boy-band dreams, baseball fantasies, and a phrase so overused it deserves its own fan club. They dove into viral internet nonsense, debated whether a Backstreet Boys Vegas residency could change lives (spoiler: OB might start packing glitter), and mapped out big ideas for the podcastâs future. Along the way, they swapped stories about YankeesâRed Sox games, catching home runs without bodily harm, and why the glory days of R-rated comedies still make todayâs movies look PG. Your favorite podcast about nothing returns, andâas alwaysâthe charm is that we suck.
Two guys. Two mics. Two questionable takes. Thatâs the hose, baby.
Ed and OB return to the mic (after the usual tech chaos) to talk lawns, laughs, and the day OB son officially destroyed a carâno mystery, just mayhem. They cover a cinematic spectrum from slapstick gold to whatever Hollywoodâs cooking next, dabble in sports nostalgia, and unveil a foolproof beach defense strategy involving bird crackers and a complete disregard for social norms. Itâs wildly personal, unintentionally insightful, and definitely not approved by the DMV.
Ed and OB fire up the mics to talk tech, trauma, and tiny shorts. Ed revisits his 8th grade "Scared Straight" prison trip (yes, really), while OB tries to understand how fashion went from flannel to five-inch inseams. From mustache pride to questionable khaki choices, they dig into how clothes mess with your self-esteemâand how Edâs entire travel wardrobe philosophy hinges on a mysterious, unbought jacket. Come for the audio setup talk, stay for the over-analysis of menâs thighs.d and OB fire up the mics to talk tech, trauma, and tiny shorts. Ed revisits his 8th grade "Scared Straight" prison trip (yes, really), while OB tries to understand how fashion went from flannel to five-inch inseams. From mustache pride to questionable khaki choices, they dig into how clothes mess with your self-esteemâand how Edâs entire travel wardrobe philosophy hinges on a mysterious, unbought jacket. Come for the audio setup talk, stay for the over-analysis of menâs thighs.
After their usual battle with technology (spoiler: the tech wins again), Ed and OB finally hit record. Ed teases a very important takeaway from his recent travels, while OB proudly reveals his trusty notebookâcompletely blank, as always, just in case Ed accidentally says something useful.
They kick things off with a little hat banter, a lot of side-eye, and the official announcement: Drinking from the Garden Hose is now streaming on YouTube! Brace yourself for travel tales, nonsense, and notebook neglect.
Itâs the VIDEO DEBUT of Your Favorite Podcast About Nothing! Ed relives his run-in with a bouncer (spoiler: there was tension), OB faces accusations of âhat fishing,â and the guys consider polling the audience to settle once and for all: is OB guilty of follicular deception?
They also stumble through website updates, video woes, and potential date matches for podcast characters (yes, really). Rounding things out: a surprisingly passionate take on frozen food, outdated slang, and how not to get canceled by accident.
Laughs, polls, tech fails, and questionable fashion choicesâitâs all here, and now you can watch the chaos unfold. You can join the conversation at https://gardenhose.vercel.app/
Ed and OB get real about getting oldâaching knees, mysterious braces, and the fact that nobody handed them an aging manual. They tackle everything from getting carded at bars (yes, still), to public restroom hygiene at live events, to whether younger generations are actually in better shapeâor just louder about it. Itâs a hilariously relatable deep dive into creaky joints and cultural shifts, with all the usual tangents you didnât ask for but secretly love.
In this episode of Your Favorite Podcast About Nothing, That OB and Ed dive headfirst into podcasting mishaps, website form rage, and the glorious awkwardness of AI assistants. From questionable bathroom architecture to urinals designed for âspecial occasions,â no topic is off-limits. Tech troubles, toilet tales, and a passionate defense of proper handwashingâwhat more could you want?
In this week's episode of Drinking from the Garden Hose, Ed and OB took a deep dive into the wild world of parentingâbecause if thereâs anything better than raising kids, itâs talking about it with a beer in hand. They covered the classics: setting rules, disciplining your little angels (or miniature anarchists, depending on the day), and swapping stories that made it clear neither of them is getting nominated for Parent of the Year anytime soon.
The conversation meanderedâlike a loose garden hose on full blastâinto current events, including the surprising revelation that Bill Belichickâs personal life is somehow newsworthy. Thatâs right, the hoodie-wearing mastermind of football apparently has a dating life, and Ed and OB handled this breaking news with the grace and subtlety of a toddler with a drum set.
"Drinking from the Garden Hose: where parenting advice is unfiltered, unqualified, and probably needs a disclaimer."
In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB gets emotional (in his own way) as he shares the tale of a dream come trueâyes, it actually happened, and no, it wasnât about defeating a bear with a machete. Meanwhile, Ed returns from a trip to Las Vegas with a suitcase full of stories: from unexpected airplane drama to getting hot at the tables (and not in the sunburn way), plus a hilariously underwhelming attempt to recreate a nostalgic photo with his travel buddies. Itâs a mix of triumph, turbulence, and questionable group posingâclassic Gardenhose chaos.
In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, Ed and OB celebrate their podcast's ongoing existence (and the fact that they still speak to each other) by diving into the world of youth sportsâwhere the stakes are high, the snacks are overpriced, and the tournament schedules make no earthly sense. They share the highs, lows, and "why are we paying this much for parking?" moments from recent games, along with their kidsâ travel quirks and MVP-worthy antics. Throw in a few restaurant rants, parenting laughs, and just enough heartfelt reflection to keep it wholesome, and you've got another classic episode full of relatable chaos and unfiltered dad energy.
In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, Ed and OB take listeners on a wild ride through their latest observations, schemes, and questionable life choices. They tackle hard-hitting topics like their grand podcast plans (which may or may not ever happen), bizarre happenings at the gym, and the fine art of car buyingâaka how not to get totally ripped off. Plus, they dive into their latest fashion splurge: a wrinkle-resistant jacket so revolutionary, it might just change their lives (or at least their laundry routines). Along the way, they swap opinions, share ridiculous personal stories, and attempt to make sense of consumer trends with their signature blend of wisdom and nonsense. Buckle upâitâs a ride you donât want to miss!
This episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose starts off with a bombâliterally, then OB and Ed dive headfirst into chaos before launching into Edâs recent adventure in Washington, DC. From battling traffic that defied the laws of physics to navigating the high-stakes world of family sightseeing, Ed shares the highs, lows, and "why is this happening to me?" moments of his trip. They also cover his daughterâs volleyball tournament, a shocking basketball victory no one saw coming (least of all Ed), and a passionate, borderline ridiculous debate about the superiority of clear ice balls in drinks. Stick around for laughs, questionable travel advice, and an unsubtle guilt trip about visiting their website.
OB and Ed finally settle on who That Bastard is. Ed loosens up on his beer snobbery (just a little), but is an IPA at Daytona a total Douche Chill? OB coins the term inside feral, and the guys have a blast at Millennials' expense. Tune in for the fun, the nonsense, and the unapologetic banter!
OB and Ed make sure to add one more Genx voice to the halftime show reveiw. Then Ed leans into doctors and makes sure to offically label OB. OB explains how the website changes happen and learns an importnat lesson on how to use it. This weeks titl;e is a little newer sorry for those that play along.
Ed and OB shared their experiences with extreme weather conditions and discussed the differences between generations in the workplace, focusing on Gen. Z. They also debated which songs best represent Generation X and shared stories about their recent experiences with two different 40-year-olds.
It's Season 4 Episode 20 and it won't take long to go off the tracks. O.B. Comes for the listeners and there feedback. Ed is also curious about some listener feedback and their use of the OED. The episode covers TikTokâs imminent demise as well as trolls that seem to miss the joke. We finish up with some quality GenX analysis of the kids today.
OB and Ed are once again joined by Anthony. The episode has a bit of a cold open followed by another conversation around Ed's favorite topic, swords. Ed gives a brief description of his most recent trip to Disney and his buy in of "The Rule of 3". Anthony ends the show buy putting his foot in his mouth.
Ed, OB, and Anthony discussed their experiences and plans for a Bro trip to the Daytona 500, with a focus on the fun aspects and the challenges of waking up early. They also shared their experiences with Hooters.
OB's son had to go to the emergency room so last episode dropped late. Listen to OB explain to Ed the sordid details of that incedent.Spoilers OB's kid is fine but the ER makes for a intereting time.
OB and Ed discussed their experiences, frustrations, and social media interactions, and ED talking E(OBs Wife). They also discussed the Nemesis's Husbands questionable fashion choices and the guys own TikTok presence, with Ed expressing pride in his video mocking OB. Lastly, they discussed the promotion of their podcast on their website https://gardenhose.vercel.app/ (which you should vist right now) emphasizing the importance of direct engagement with their content.
OB and Ed start the show off discussing what it means to be a fan before even getting to a proper intro. Ed then shocks the world by saying something nice before the guys discuss Thanksgiving traditions and side dish preferences. Ed finally gets to ask how O.B. is getting out of that room. O.B. confidently begins sharing his expertise in Kendo and the scoring system involved. Yes back to back same artist they know. It's probably becasue they suck!
Ed and OB discussed various topics related to aging, health issues, and regional differences in the United States. They shared personal experiences and observations about medical appointments, and social customs in different parts of the country. The conversation also touched onhunting anecdotes, and the Midwest's kindness.
OB and Ed reminisce about their podcast journey, acknowledging the contributions of their wives, theme music creator, and website designer, as well as their early struggles with technology. They discuss various comments made by their listeners, with most being negative towards O.B., and the importance of fan engagement and content. They also reminisce about past episodes and discuss their creative process, with Ed sharing humorous poll results and O.B. highlighting Ed's entertaining polls. Join in the fun at https://gardenhose.vercel.app/
O.B. shares his experience at Comic-con with Ed, discussing the challenges his family faced and the enjoyable aspects of the event including meeting Matt Smith and his sons' misadventures during a hotel stay. The conversation also touched on their experiences with TikTok, with Ed expressing his excitement about joining the platform and O.B. sharing his content from Comic-con.
The AI gave a lot of take aways. Spoilers below for a very trying episode
⢠O.B. to take his car to the body shop on Monday for repair assessment and insurance claim.
⢠Sammy to return O.B.'s recovered car keys.
⢠O.B. and family to consider attending smaller comic conventions in the future instead of large ones like New York Comic Con.
⢠O.B. to prepare his next cosplay outfit for a potential future comic convention.
Ed comes in hot again. This time he is sure to insult a lot of you and OB actually agrees. After that they settle into a small bit of sports talk with the guys sharing the joys of baseball with Alex. The episode ends with Ed letting OB Flounder .) around with his hot take.
Ed discussed his frustrations with his dog and the challenges of parenting, with OB comparing children to dogs. OB shared his plans for attending New York Comic Con, with OB excited about dressing up in themed costumes and Ed expressing his reluctance to attend. The conversation also touched on the evolution of technology, with O.B. and Ed discussing their recent purchases and experiences, including high-tech wallets and metal business cards.
Ed and OB discussed the challenges of aging, including their strategies for gauging age and the inevitability of age-related health issues. They also reminisced about their past activities and shared stories about their experiences with aging and vision. The conversation also touched on their retirement plans, the possibility of becoming grandparents, and the humorous concept of one of O.B.'s children being a replicant. Okay not a replicant but Replicant. Love the AI.
OB and Ed shared their experiences of their children moving into college, reminiscing about their first adult paychecks and discussing their children's living situations. They also discussed the synchronization of clocks in their daily lives and a a light-hearted discussion about their skills in playing whiffle ball and football, and a humorous exchange about being the best at irritating someone. OB May go on a rant that silences Ed as for revenge for last episode, As a side note this Title can mean so much relative to the episode,
Ed and OB discussed various topics including fashion trends, their podcast, personal experiences, and family dynamics. They explored the convenience of group dining, apps for splitting bills, and the increasing trend of credit card transaction fees in restaurants. The conversation also covered regional food preferences, and something the AI thinks is a friend's new job opportunity on a cruise ship.
Ed and OB open the Pod cas tlike the old men they are as the discuss the weather, rain and their lawns. Ed then tries to get under OBs skin as he threatens to once again defile a bagel. The Olympic and ranking finish the episode off in as the fellas brag about their success
OB And Ed discussed the positive feedback they've received on their podcast, as well as their experiences with tow truck drivers and the responsible use of swords in public. They also engaged in a nostalgic discussion about various movies, music, and the impact of nostalgia on modern movies, with a focus on remakes, reboots, and the enduring popularity of certain franchises.
Ed and OB have a humorous discussion about a Hawk Tua girl a woman who gained fame after a video of her went viral. They speculated about her future prospects, including potential earnings from merchandise sales and possible media appearances. They also discussed the strategy behind her success, highlighting the importance of trademarking her catchphrase. The conversation ended with Ed suggesting that their podcast might become famous due to its association with the viral video.
OB and Ed celebrated the third anniversary of their podcast and discussed the longevity of their podcast friendship and marriages. Ed discusses his recent espereince with emergency health experiences. They also reminisced about their childhood experiences with tree houses, and Ed must get in his annual rant on fireworks,
Ed and OB Discussed the positive feedback they received for their podcast being compared to 'Seinfeld', and addressed misunderstandings from listeners about their "process". They also shared their experiences and observations about social media, family events, and Ed's visit to Disney, as well as their opinions on public etiquette and the lack of resilience in the current generation. Lastly, the disccussed a real life insident involving a youngster and a Garden Hose
OB and Ed discussed fan feedback, experiences with disposable utensils, and the creation of a playlist with songs that should be back to back. They revisit some old haunts with Tipping and Fake Ids. Lastly, they criticized their former fraternity's decision to reach out to a problematic individual (The AI;' term not theirs) to reopen a chapter at Rutgers University.
OB and Ed shared their varied experiences and opinions on topics such as eating habits, bedtimes, and the relevance of traditional CDs in the current music industry. OB Talks about his vacation and some of his expereinces and Ed trys to make it seem interesting. Lastly, they talked about their experiences with mobile tickets and airport security, and their observations on the behavior of people waiting in line to board airplanes. OB
It's the season finally and Ed and OB discussed Ed's recent health updates, his dietary habits, and the challenges of raising children in the current times. They also engaged in a humorous conversation Killer Riley's hunting behavior and they explored the changing dynamics of parental involvement in their children's romantic lives. You can join the fellas and their communtiy at https://gardenhose.vercel.app/
Ed and O.B. Shared their experiences with the Mustang Harry and concerts at MSG. Ed continues his rants against beer vendors in large venues; expressing frustration with establishments that advertise a full bar but only offer canned cocktails. They also engaged in a nostalgic discussion about their favorite movies, focusing on the remake of "Roadhouse" Lastly, they humorously debated personal hygiene and food preferences, with Ed's showering habits and the acceptability of ketchup on hot dogs being the main topics.
Per the AI Ed does have a take away should he reach out to the Nemesis to demand an apology for the poor beer selection at Mustang Harry's.
ED and OB Discussed various topics including poor internet connection, their experiences with record stores, the impact of weather on their wardrobe choices, and their preferences regarding beer. They also delved into personal hygiene habits, food preferences at sports events, and discuss the feedback they received on vinyl.
O.B. and Ed discuss the costs associated with school events, and their newfound interests in personal grooming. They are super excited by the community of listeners who interact with their team even addressing both positive and negative feedback. Lastly, they explored the unexpected growth in vinyl album sales over the past decade, debating whether the superior sound quality or nostalgia was driving this trend.
Ed's announce his decision about his participate in next years Daytona 500 trip. Then comes the topic of the day, 1 space after a period or 2? OB and Ed also reminisced about the use of physical maps and printed directions before GPS and smartphones, and delved into the financial implications of paper and the transition to just-in-time inventory. No this isn't a business Pod cast so what are they talking about. Lastly, they touched on topics such as joint pain, pain relief products, the Oxford comma, and the potential of starting a TikTok account.
Ed and O.B. engage in playful banter as they discussed the benefits of an AI feature for summarizing discussions, Rutgers, the changing landscape of the college application process. After discussing the kids in college club the website https://gardenhose.vercel.app/ becomes the focus. They read feedback and dive into the poll on Ed being a man.Lasty they call for feedback on the possibility of visually recording their podcasts for sharing on platforms like YouTube or Tiktok.
OB gets to the heart of the matter with Ed as they discuss feedback. Does Ed end up looking good only you can decided.
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O.B. ask Ed all about the Daytona 500 and camping, Ed found to be a culture shock. They also visited Bass Pro Shop. Is it an entirely different world. The conversation concluded with a light-hearted exchange about the customer demographic of the store. They also shared their personal experiences and feelings about buying intamate items. The conversation highlighted the potential embarrassment and awkwardness, particularly for young people, in asking for these items at CVS.
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O.B, and Ed had a relaxed discussion about their personal experiences, with topics ranging from aging, vanity, workplace interactions, and laundry practices. Ed gives us his reveiw of Vegas and the proffesionals he my have met. OB and Ed share their experiences with their Honda CRV Hybrids and self defense, joke about the "Turning 50 Club" and vanity. After that Ed advises OB on how to keep the line betwwen a boss and friend clear and the show ends with a fiesty discussion of learning about laundry.
OB and Ed discussed feedback on their podcast They also engaged in a humorous discussion about sports fan culture, specifically the Philadelphia Eagles, and the retirement of Jason Kelce. Furthermore, they had a conversation about career advice, the importance of disagreement in the workplace, music played before work meetings, and their personal music preferences.
OB and Ed get a special guest. Sam defends her boyfriend against her fathers unfair attacks, OB judges and you got to listen to find out who is right. After that we here who still has more Riz these dys OB or Ed. The answer won't surprise anyone.
Ed surprises OB with the a discussion about his daughters boyfriend and then goes on to complain about the price of concert tickets. Sounds like a regular old man. In between OB lays into Eagle fans for their poor showing against the 49ers.
Ed met the new HS Softball coach and he is from another era to be sure. After discussibg acceptable language for a coach we here what Ed called the greatest story ever told. Wait for the plot twist atht e end of the episode. It takes a big swing. WE also invite you to chedck out the new site. https://gardenhose.vercel.app/
OB and Ed reminisced about their love for hoodies, joked about Ed's stubbornness, and discussed their experiences with the cold and bars. OB discuuses his plans to a concert featuring Mike Dorthey in Philly. The conversation ended with a discussion on their Thanksgiving eve celebrations and memories from college and the bars they used to visit, including Irelands. Were these place's actually neighborhood restaurants?
Ed and OB discussed podcast feedback, and debated about the greatest rock band. They also talked about the evolution of music, innovation, generational bias, and the longevity and greatness of rock bands. The conversation expanded to the cultural impact of older musicians and current artists, as well as the popularity of Taylor Swift's movies.
OB and Ed discuss how Ed is doing as a single parent this week including once again revisting his daughters laundry habits. The conversation is interupted by OB's outrage about how Ed does his morning bagels. After discussing food and chores the subject turns to Rutgers Homecoming and the rain.
It took OB sometime to find something Ed wanted to talk about. He tried Sex Education and then laundry. Fianlly we got to the subject every one is talking about. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, here what these two grumpy old men have to say on the most important topic in the world today
OB and Ed recorded this early in the week. You would think that would give OB plenty of time to eidt and publish, In stead its 3 days late, ADHD ugh. We call out more brothers. You gotta root for Rutgers. Also turns out that some teachers really hate the kids wearing Genx band shirts.
Ed reveals a story for the first time ever? Good job Matt!! OB welcomes Ed to the college kid club!! Guns n' Roses makes an appearence and we learn about OB's Superhero Cousins. Oh and FatCats!!!
A must listen if you want free tickets to Metallica this weekend. OB can't becasue of a wedding he discusses. Ed does his best to hold his tongue about his AC guys and we finish off with some Snoop Dog.
A hot tub in the middle of the hotel room? You are thinking it's an hourly rate place, right? Listen and find out, and what does the 13 year old think of all this. Feedback backs up the fact there is no 2000's song better than #GunsnRoses Sweet Child o' Mine. #GenX #TravelBall #GenerationX #80smusicÂ
OB struggles with the challenge he set for Ed. Even if he can't prove Ed wrong he gets some victories for the Millenials Music. Before diving into the challenge they discuss horrible requests from bosses and after the music the fireworks really begin
OB and Ed take on the Titanic Submarine and other things we woudn't do. We continue our discussion of graduations and of course Father's Day as a GenXer. We also tease next episode and are anxiously awaiting your input so we will be prepared. Â
Despite the smokey air from Canadian wildfire OB and Ed persisit. Ed gets a little self reflective and may even admit some errors. Who new he was such a softee. Turns out peer pressure for GenX is a real thing
Welcome to season three. Ed and OB discuss things they invented. Who knew they were creative. Ed teaches us about the perils of office Ice breakers and converts. Finally what do the Kinks and Tina Turner have in common?
Join us for the season finale. We go heavy on the feedback. Ed almost admits he was wrong. You be the judge. After the shocker we cover graduations and of course Ed updates us on the recent coronation. Enjoy this episode as a Mother's Day Treat.
Ed and OB discuss rednecks. Once Ed is done with handling feedback he goes after Cinnamon Rolls, Elevators and making friends on vacation. By the time he is done we will all need a vacation.
Your favorite cranky Genxers get nostalgic, remember the good old days by remembering the good old days. Learn what a #Hashtag used to be called when we had rotary phones. Ed gets to the real reason we call them the silent generation and Alex continues to make Ed happy. Â
OB makes a run at Ed's Cranky title with his eviseration of Take your Child to Work Day. Things get back to normal when discussing Work From Home and kids on Zoom. We wrap it up with a little Women's March Madness. #GenX #kidsintheworkplaceÂ
Congrats to Sam on getting her DL and hear the truth behind it as told by Ed. OB shares the joys of having a child with a liscence and relays a quick story. After the intro we discuss the best Gen X movies as we acnxiously wait your replys. Speaking of a boom box join as we go from Tapes to CDs to Streaming music.
OB and Ed let you in on there nerd side as we add some pre show chatter to this episode. Then we ger to the down and dirty as we talk about the horrible stuff we need to do as parents. Ed answers the worlds oldest question, do kids ruin Disney???
Ed and OB have become their fathers, don't believe them? Take a listen. But as much as they may be their fathers, did they in fact marry their mother in laws? Lastly, they complain about the Big Game and how much it has changed.
OB has an episode off while Anthony and Ed talk cruising. No an an eleven year old can't drive but he can enjoy a ship and he share his knowledge with you. Wait till you here about bathroom etiquette. Â
OB and Ed continue to discuss feedback about Ed's #Bullying? We then delve into why kids named Sam are reluctant drivers, Then there is the preview of an episode about becoming your parents and colonoscopy.
OB and Ed bask in the nostalgia of adventure on bikes and in cars. Ed shares a death defing story about a rope swing. We finsih off discussing with some all time stupid kid things. Do as we say not as we did.
OB and Ed discuss how to share a tab, but OB has to freestyle during a special guest appearence. After the technology issues are fixed New Years Resolutions and Dry January become the subject of the podcast.
OB and Ed add their two cents to the Diehard debate. Of course, we have to talk Hallmark movies and then segue nicely into tipping etiquette. What conversation about tipping would be complete without splitting the bill? Â
OB and Ed discuss #BumperStickers and what people are trying to do with them. Before that OB introduces Ed to @Spiralphonics who were kind enough to let us play some of their music over what turned out to be a noise line. Check out their album THe Argot Session. Make sure you listen to the end because we have our very own #EndCreditScene #givingtuesdayÂ
OB and Ed dig deep into the Thanksgiving foods. After that Ed takes us down into the trenches of the RU vs. Temple game and we learn his trigger words.
OB and Ed go over some feedback from friends of the show. They then dip their toes in the dangerous waters of Sports Specifically Ross Chastain and Tom Brady. No episode would be complete without Ed turning any of OB's achievements into a joke.
Our first ever episode recorded in front of a live studio audience. Long live the 80's OB and Ed dig into 80s music to see how it plays out now. Make sure you listen to the end to hear what it is that Ed can do in two minutes. Â
OB and Ed talk Christmas Creep at the big stores and why do they have to ruin other holidays. The conversation goes to Disney and then we wrap up with Ed prepping to take several young girls to an Ed Sheeran concert. He needs help please advise him.
OB and Ed are trying to get past their recording woes. They set up a session and wouldn't you know it these two cranky old men found something to talk about.Â
ED and OB discuss traveling through Europe and Millenial Weddings. OB hands in his man card but Ed is to beat up to get off the couch and get it. Find out why and now vist the website. Drinking From The Garden Hose - The Podcast (dftgardenhose.github.io)
OB and Ed get down to business with ED's 50th. Is he still in training? We learn about car shopping and the royals. OB gets reprimanded for not turning the screws on a buddy and finally Cobra Kai and White Claw. You knew it was coming.
OB and Ed were busy on vacation and we lost an episode. Damn trouble with technology. After we recap the missing episode about Ed's now exposed nemesis we discuss beach etiquette and the unlikely possibility that Ed rides a bike.Â
OB and Ed were busy on vacation and we lost an episode. Damn trouble with technology. After we recap the missing episode about Ed's now exposed nemesis we discuss beach etiquette and the unlikely possibility that Ed rides a bike.Â
OB and Ed discuss the truth behind the family vacation, Are they truly the great time we say they are or should we al have OB's rule of three?
OB and Ed discuss the truth behind the family vacation, Are they truly the great time we say they are or should we al have OB's rule of three?
Ed and OB really get into some feedback this week, but not before Ed discusses his transition. We figure out what could be worse than Monkey Pox and OB may insult the entire listening audience, Oops. Of course we touch on the hot topic of the day Roe v Wade. Well sort off... The hypotheticals run wild and OB owes Ed's mom an apology.Â
Ed and OB have a very roaming conversation that starts with how their family handles them. OB's family misses him but he's too busy working out and Ed snores too much and drives his family away. Some how we get to Disc Golf, Horse Racing and Bourbon. OB was wrong his kids don't know the song this episode is named after. Ed ends the show with his biggest airline pet peeve.
Ed and OB discuss their backyard animals and things move to other outdoor sports. Find out why OB carries a machette and who is most at risk becasue of it. OB's brother make's an apperance as Ed gets more feedback. After you listen let us know should we collect Ed's man card.
Girl Dad vs Boy Dad on our one year aniversary episode. ED takes the wheel as his bragging about being a Girl Dad eventually leads to the honest truth. OB also reveals some hard truth about being a boy dad that may surprise you.Â
Join us for a sip from the tap. We talk about #whiskey #Wales #AI and of course #Kenobi. We even talk a little about important stuff like #Adulting
When it comes to a #cookout OB and Ed have different agendas. We talk about who brings the #beer, how to cook a #burger and ketchup on hot dogs. Needless to say OB and Ed will just be talking, not sharing a meal this #summer.
Join Ed for OBs verbal tour of South Jersey in this quick Sip from the Tap. If you know the answer to the cliff hanger let us know.
OB and Ed Xamin #GenX work Stereotypes. Its hard to do when you can't agree on definitions. Ed comes clean on his #Bullying and OB may not be as old as he thinks he is. given his work life balance.
Enjoy this Slurp from the Water Fountain. Here how we preped for our #Prom episode. Then learn everything OB and Ed know about press junkettes, maybe
OB and Ed are finally getting #feedbackisagift well maybe not for Ed. We also talk about the right way to respond to photos of kids on #socialmedia. Finally we get to high school dances #DWI and of course Flaming Shots of Sambucca. Listen to find out when they work.
Ed and OB give you a behind the scenes look at how we prep for a show. This is a free episode that will reflect what our subscriber content will look like as we begin to get that up and rolling. Thank You to all our fans!!
OB and Ed reveiw what to call #GenX and some of the moments that made us the generation that it we are. Come a long for a ride down memory lane as the #MTV Generation talks about the end of the #ColdWar and the begining of #Grunge. Yes we almost talk #Politics but get derails by #LiveAid
OB and Ed get Metaphysical as we discuss the timing of the garbage man and rain. Ed gives his opinion on Bridgerton and if you hold on to till the end you will find out everything you wanted to know about the Oscars.
We made, 21 Episodes. Ed and OB discuss some great and not so great 21st Birthday ideas. Which ones have you seen, which did you do!!
Did you play Dodge Ball, Spud or Bombardment? No more targeting in school gym classes. What is happening to todays kids.After we discuss games we learn how Edq spells his name.
Ed talks FOMO and how his mother "takes" him on vacation. OB gives petty revenge tactics. Ed shocks us all with his knowledge of the royals.
OB and Ed delve into the world of household chores. OB throws everyone in in his family under the bus while Ed Cowers before his Mom.
The return of Whatever Happend To. (Smoke 'em if you got 'em) We segue right into what its like at the gym for Cranky Old Men. Then the show takes a too deep dive into bathroom etiquette. Yeah don't stand so close to me.
OB and Ed trade stories that prove Father Knows Best. Learn about Cops, Yellow Snow and Work Life Balance. Ed starts the show with two gripes one of them aimed at a particular fan. OB tests a fans actual allegiance.Â
It just may be possible that Ed's nephew Anthony knows more about Tesla than Elon Musk. Join us as this young kid tells us what happened to electric cars. Let's just say, we didn't have these back in the day!
Happy New Year. In honor of Amateur Night Ed and OB relive some of their Glory Days. Flaming shots of Sambuca and prostate exams ensue. Nothing good ever happens after 2AM and we have the stories to prove it, listen in for your favorites and tell us the ones we conveniently forgot.
Did Ed actually train his little brother Eric, with Electric Shock Therapy. Learn this story and the other crazy trhings brothers can get into. Lots of daring feats and even some blood in this week's episode. One thing is for sure though, younger brother's get away with everything...
This one is all about Christmas Lights. Ed and OB are joined by Eric Philipp of Lights on Six to discuss his house and process. Join us for some spiked Hot Cocoa and holiday cheer. To see this bonus episode check out this link https://youtu.be/iVRA_iSd0Is
OB admits to his not so secret shame. Ed tells us his dads favorite story. All this and more as we go on a road trip down memory lane and prepare for the inevitable future of putting our kids behind the wheel of cars. Oh yeah, get out of the left lane!
Ed & OB's first part 2. We continue to talk Music Lyrics including Lady Gaga, The Police , and TLC. Just how did that Mony Mony chant start? Concerts pop up including how one of us saw Elvis and someone else got screwed at the drive thru. Finally we reveal how streaming music just might keep your music collection safe.
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Ed and OB share their life's trip through music. You MUST listen as Ed is almost speechless at 16:40. Research has found a second source to back the story up. Bands, concerts and inappropriate songs, what more do you need growing up?
OB teaches ED how to remain cranky while still enjoying Halloween. He also explains how Goosey Night is basically the Hockey enforcer of holidays.
Ed and Obie talk about cheap people before discussing what ever happend to play dates. Finally we hit on Nudie Magazines. Please don't blush as you listen to Episode 10. Yes we made it all the way to double digits
Ed and O.B. refelct on their early jobs starting as a paperboy right on through food services and construction. Safe to say you could get away with some things back in the day that wouldn't fly today.
Ed and OB talk about Firepits and Fireplaces and the joins of wood and gas. We follow that up with one of many conversations that can be had about the girl next door. The show ends with us lamenting how terrorism has stopped underage drinking
Ed, a founding member of Daze & Knights Tailgating, the 2012 Miller Lite tailgaters of the year takes us from the 90 to to today. He shares great stories of tailgating from being a stupid college kid to dealing with stupid college kids.
Gender Reveal Parties and First Day of School Traditions need to go. Find out which ones we really hate. Have a problem see you outside at 3 O'Clock.
Take a journey down memory lane with Obie as he looks at the way Trout lake Club has changed.
Teen movies where much raunchier in the 80's but were they better than they are now. Going to the beach was also a lot easier when no one cared about sunburn, ahh SPF 15. At least we can have a cooler while we COMiTs sit and watch the waves. Don't forget the Chubb Rub, you'll thank us later.
What happens when you are too old to see, but not old enough to carry your readers everywhere. We also reminsece about Action Park, Slip and Slides and real Wall Ball
Ed and OB discuss the evelotion of Whiteclaw. How did this become the alcohol of choice and who is it for. We fondly recall some of the drinks that got us to here wonder what happened to them.
Does what you drink effect your Man Card listen and find out
We discuss the sport rules that really really makes us cranky. You know 7 inning baseball, xtra innings with a man on second, offsides in the NFL and soccer timings to name a few.
Our whatever happened to includes foods like Bomb Pops and Whatchamacallit and we really vent about the back in the day games of Manhunt.
Two Cranky Old Men in Training (COMITs) discuss how hard it is to get an easy podcast off the ground. Listen as that becomes them complaining about kids these days and their cell phones. Who pays for these things anyway?