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Dynasty 2037
University of North Carolina (CCUNC – established in 1946) was saved from being shut down by the state in 1949 by Bonnie Cone
Lawmakers discuss why moving the popular gas station Sheetz could be a problem for branding and consumer relations.
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I CONVENIENTLY EDITED IN THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNING CLIP IN A VERY SPECIFIC SPOT. DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT. sorry
Jon and Jesse talk to each other for 42 minutes. Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe to the Channel :)
The Process Trusters and Allentown Audi Boyz reached Dynasty Bowl 5 by way of two very different paths. To understand who will arrive at their destination, you have to understand the journey.
PT trades WR Cooper Kupp, LAR WR Mike Williams, LAC RB Mark Ingram II, HOU WR Van Jefferson, LAR
JON trades RB D’Andre Swift, DET RB Jamaal Williams, DET RB Damien Williams, CHI
JON receives TE Darren Waller, LV WR Deebo Samuel, SF 2022 Pick 2.MM
IHO receives WR DK Metcalf, SEA TE Logan Thomas, WFT
UND sends WR Chase Claypool, PIT 2022 3.TW 2022 4.TW REC sends RB Michael Carter, NYJ RB Kenyan Drake, LV WR Sterling Shephard, NYG
PT sends RB Ronald Jones, TB RB Kenyan Drake, LVR WR Sterling Shepherd, NYG
REC sends WR Mike Williams, LAC
JON receives RB James Robinson, JAC (REC) WR Dyami Brown, WFT (REC)
REC Receives 2022 Pick 1.JSa (JON) 2022 Pick 3.MM (IOWA) RB Chase Edmonds, ARI (JON) RB Nyheim Hines, IND (IOWA)
IOWA Receives WR Jalen Reagor, PHI (JON)
Covering EVERY. SINGLE. PROSPECT. from day 3 of the 2021 NFL Draft. Reference this for some cold takes at the end of the 2022 season.
A wave loudly clashing against a long shoreline is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.
The commish navigates through the darkness and rain to deliver this pod for the people.
Listening to this podcast is like buying $GME or $AMC on January 28th. We're past our peak and you gain nothing. Regardless...
We like this pod.
The crew with a not so special guest attempt to discuss comps for some relevant rookie QB and Tight Ends when Dotts isn't yelling over people to get his point in.
The 3 Pod Fathers discuss the notable prospects to follow this offseason in the form of a two-round mock draft, but there's a twist... One of the hosts only knows QBs. Listen carefully and maybe you'll be able to tell who it is.
The lost thanksgiving pod because Jesse lost connection while recording and we thought this pod didn’t save. It did. And thus the Thanksgiving Special was born.
Dynasty Bowl IV is in the books and Daddy and Q stand atop the league shitting down on the runner-up, Dotts, as if he were OBJ. SacQmento receives their introduction to the league, and to commemorate being shit on, Dotts has acquired OBJ among other assets. Congrats to the Rectum Raiders on a great season. Now on to the next one!
Dynasty Bowl IV feels like the dawning of a new era. For the first time since the 2017 season, the Iowa Wheat Farmers will not be competing in the title game. The Dottawa Bestbros and Rectum Raiders have plenty in common. They're both built in the image of brilliant offensive minds in Dotts, Wes and Q. Their offensive philosophies in 2020, at their core, are identical: Studs win. At their best, it seems absurd that anybody could stop them. For most of this postseason, nobody has.
Sorry Jim Mora, we talked about playoffs. The gang is back and ready to fill your ears will sweet sweet Dynasty 2037 Playoff nonsense because you cuties deserve it ;)
Dotts pushes his way past old man COVID on his way to recording a great FLEX WEEK pod with the commish.