The Big Bucket of Chicken: Recent Episodes
Louis Raio
Lou Raio and Kevin McClure (two fat assholes) discuss topics ranging from the socio economic political state of the world to your moms big bouncing boobies.
We think we're pretty funny. Find out for yourself and listen.
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON TUESDAY MAY 23RD
On this episode Lou was drunk and Kevin was bloated.
We discussed our feelings on how all sense of time has gone away during this pandemic and how Lou has a girlfriend and when Jeff Bezos finally becomes the worlds first Trillionaire Kevin will receive an award for single handedly tipping him over the Trillion dollar mark from his purchases of every single marvel figure known to man times 2 and 3 and 4 and more in some cases.
Seriously, just ask Kevin how many different spiderman figures he has, it's pathetic.
We hope everyone is safe and healthy out there and this country sees justice for George Floyd with the arrest and charging of all four police officers involved and long term we as a country see great reform in the police budget and interaction with all communities especially the black community.
Thank you for watching and we hope to see you soon!
Sooooooooo,
All is lost. We were wrong and things have taken a turn for the worse. Cannibalism is our most viable option unless Door Dash gets their act together.
COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM OUR SWISS ALPS UNDERGROUND BUNKER! IT'S THE BIG BUCKET OF CHICKEN!
First things first. We are alone and there is no food or water. On the bright side we have very little purel and toilet paper, but these suits are great for light chit chat and/or strangling a man in order to harvest his meat for food. So versatile.
Anywho, we gotta go. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Tune in next week for hand to hand combat!
AND WE'RE BACK!
Kevin and Lou Vegas discuss:
Kevin almost got the coronavirus, but then didn't so everything is fine.
Kevin's vacation do's and don'ts
Lou has a weird interaction with an old guy
Kevin and Lou reminisce about old slang, which is madd stupid cool yo.
HELLO BABY!
On this episode:
We wrap up our Monster Truck talk
Kevin Tells his Mushroom story
Lou talks about the screaming cry babies of society who feel like they can shut down conversations in public by yelling and screaming.
TOXIC WINGS!
YAHTZEE MUTHAFUCKAS!
On this episode:
Lou tells a story about the time he tripped on edibles for 2 days
Kev and Lou remember Monster Trucks
LAZERS!
Chick-Fil-A and Trader Joes have some odd practices
Kevin forgot a pee story on the last episode so he tells about the time he peed on his brothers luggage.
SHOT!
Hey friends!
So, when we recorded the episode last week we began talking about some of our past drunken escapades and decided to continue on this episode.
We hope you enjoy it!
We dive deeper into Lou's "sleeping while drunk" problem.
Kevin likes to pee on everything.
Kevin was drugged and nearly date raped.
NEW LIVE READS! That are totally real.
CATS THE MOVIE REVIEWS FROM THE REAL CRITICS.
*Also, check out @blurdenpress on Instagram! BUY BLURDENZINE MAGAZINE AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ARTISTS!
RAZZLE DAZZLE RAINBOW SHERBERT!
And welcome to the new episode:
THE BIG BUCKET OF CHICKEN MIGHT BE GETTING SUED! GASP!
We have some new live reads of a new commercial and some goings on in the Long Island area.
Kevin visits and gender neutral bathroom and goes pee pee
Lou Pees on everything and now the secret is out.
Kevin and Lou share some drunken blackout stories from beyond.
A transvestite tries to steal Lou's chicken Caesar wrap.
Thank you for watching!
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!
Hello fans!
WE LOVE YOU TOO!
On this episode we discuss:
Fan reviews fresh from the internet
Our new years resolutions
Kevin gets put on blast for not tipping at his local diner
BIRDEMIC THE MOVIE!
we also discuss the OJ Simpson trial for some reason and other stuff happens too!
HEY FUCK FACES!
On this episode we discuss:
-Kevin's "friend" gets asked to date her Gynecologists' Son, by her Gynecologist while he's elbow deep in her vagina.
-Santa Claus is a Nazi bully and you're to blame.
-Baby it's cold outside, now come in here and get on this dick! (or else)
-PC MADNESS: A family tale -Kevin's sleeping death disease
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Thank you for watching! We love you!
HELLO BBC LOVERS! SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE FROM OUR VERY GOOD FRIEND MICHAEL LOPEZ! HE HAS BROUGHT GIFTS AND SOME OF THOSE GIFTS WILL IN FACT KILL A SEA TURTLE!
On this episode we discuss:
THE GREAT HELIUM SHORTAGE IN THE FORM OF THREE GOLDEN BALLOONS
President Thanos
COCAINE Christmas sweater
Metal straws from Rikers Island Prison
POPEYES chicken is eaten by several people who do not beat the shit out of each other.
We also have a special appearance by Lou's tape recorder from the 1970's and a tape from the original Big Bucket of Chicken circa 1914.
Hello Loyal Big BUcket viewers!
On this episode we talk about:
THE TRUMP PROPHECY! WORLDS BEST MOVIE OF 2018!
The Transabled community starring blind betty and Leggy McLegstein *Link to Blair Whites video- https://youtu.be/beZnTZD1wHM
Joe Biden's fantastic voyage of Malarkey and other hilarious notions!
Fisticuffs at Popeyes!
The impossible whopper controversy of 2019
Our new sponsors- Circle Jerks Long Island best gentleman's club, bitches drink free!
and so much more!
HELLLO YOU DISGUSTING BEAUTIES!
On this episode we discuss:
The rights of Animal crackers
TSA floppy eared racism
THE GREAT MILK DEPRESSION!
Lou goes down south and eats grits
What are the most disgusting things you've googled?
NEW SPONSORS!
HEY FRANDS!
Thank you for watching our podcast!
Find us on Instagram @thebigbucketofchickenpodcast
On this episode we talk about:
Pizza hut's cheese it pizza
NEW SPONSORS!
BLOOD AND PUSSSSSS!
THE DANGERS OF DELICIOUS VAPING!
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
Hey FRIENDS!
On this episode we:
DO THE FIJI WATER CHALLENGE!
Talk about the SCURGE OF CANDY CIGARETTES!
PIZZA HUT DOES THE UNWANTABLE!
HELLO FEARLESS FOLLOWERS!
On this episode Kevin and Lou Discuss:
THe new Joker movie
OUR SPONSORS!
THE GREAT HELIUM CRISIS!
and
The power of filtered water from the crust of volcanic mother earth! AKA FIJI WASSA!
Hey Hebrews and She-brews!
WE'RE MOTHERFUCKING BACK!
Here is our first episode in years NOW WITH SHINY EFFECTS!
On this episode we discuss:
Kevin's new fat face
Lou's emotional relationship with genetically modified food products.
Dead turtles
Sober-curious sex games
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS PODCAST FOLLOW THIS LINK HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlO_NYu60U&t=2222s