Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast: Recent Episodes
Melanie, Jerry J, Patrick and Stacy
Melanie Fletcher, Jerry J. Davis, Patrick Gaik and Stacy the News Anchor talk about day jobs, night jobs, writing, reading, acting, SF, fantasy, sex, Doctor Who, anime, movies, TV, beer, white Zinfandel, coffee, Diet Coke with Lime and whatever else passes through their tiny little minds.
Welcome to episode 235 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie discusses her new book and chatting on Twitter with charming actors from Westworld, Patrick waxes rhapsodic about his upcoming visit to New York, and Nathan is budy working on his new play. Did we mention this is the last episode of DQYDJ? This is the last episode of DQYDJ. We love you all!
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Welcome to episode 234 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie threatens to hunt down 2016 if it even breathes wrong near Carrie Fisher, Patrick and Nathan are out sick with sinus infections, and Jerry is busy recording videos for work. You know what that means--A LITERARY SHOW! So we have the lovely and talented L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious on hand to discuss being big in France, Two Thrones fanfic, and why men who take their clothes off in the name of Art are blessings to hardworking writers everywhere.
L.D's holiday romance The Power of Peppermint
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Feliz navidad and welcome to episode 233 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie details the joys of perimenopause brain, Patrick is NOT in the mood for holiday hijinks, and Nathan plans what he's going to say to Bette Midler next year in New York.
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Welcome to special episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Fairy Princess Holly from We're Mean Because You're Stupid and Matty Malone create a special crossover event with Melanie to talk about our favorite sportsball fanatic, Joe in Philly!
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Welcome to episode 232 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and it's a Fourth of July miracle with Jerry, Patrick, Nathan, AND Melanie! Whee!
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Welcome to episode 231 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- woohoo!
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Welcome to episode 230 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we ring in 2016 by talking about sex and publishing, and Melanie calls upon guest host Epilonious to keep the show moving.
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Welcome to episode 229 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are in Deisneyworld celebrating their honeymoon, Jerry is somewhere in Boston, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- yay!
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Welcome to episode 228 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are still off moving Nana's Naughty Knickers to its new temporary home, Jerry is a busy man, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in and discuss writing challenges, homophobia in 2015, and why gambling is fun.
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NANA'S NAUGHTY KNICKERS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
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10/8/2015 to 11/1/2015
Welcome to episode 227 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are off helping to move Nana's Naughty Knickers off to its new temporary home, Jerry is too old to stay up late, and Melanie is left on her own. Or is she? Please welcome guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious, who may well be filling in for the rest of September and part of October, or until the Barn is back up to speed, whatever happens first.
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Welcome to episode 226 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie follows Patrick and Nathan on their wedding day! Includes the hilarious and heartwarming wedding ceremony conducted by the Vicar of Plano herself, with Jerry and Stacy in the audience! Congratulations, you crazy kids!
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Welcome to episode 225 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pimps for Disney Gift Cards (gotta pay off that honeymoon somehow), Nathan is FINE, he tells you, FINE, and Melanie just goes along for the ride.
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Welcome to episode 224 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie apologizes for the fact that she sounds like a robot and wants you all to go buy her new book DEEP WATER (written as Nicola Cameron) because it's dedicated to Nathan and Patrick. Meanwhile, Groomzilla is making centerpieces and threatening Ebay sellers with retribution for shorting him on hydrangeas, and Broomzilla is wondering why Groomzilla has to mention that he got wedding stuff at the Dollar Store.
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Welcome to episode 223 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick talks ALL about the wedding plans and makes it clear that he doesn't wear leather, Nathan tries to get a word in edgewise, and Melanie still thinks that creamy coleslaw goes just fine with pulled pork.
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Welcome to episode 222 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Jerry and the peripatetic L.D. Blakeley once again to talk more about writing, Alexa, and other nifty shit.
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Welcome to episode 221 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is the only one available to record. So she invited L.D. Blakeley on to talk about smut writing, wine, and why Mads Mikkelsen is so creepy hot on Hannibal (we decided it was his eyebrows).
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Welcome to episode 220 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is plowing through his trilogy, Melanie partied with romance cover models, and Patrick and Nathan are busy rehearsing.
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Welcome to episode 219 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Pat is blowing up his eggs, Jerry regales us with a tale of Teh Crazy, and Melanie is making weird ice cream.
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Welcome to episode 218 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Melanie is being wrapped in duct tape, Pat gets pulled over, and Jerry is making sure that the podcast is on all the hot new devices, bless him!
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Welcome to episode 217 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Yes, we're back, bitches! Well, some of us are -- Patrick and Nathan are off rehearsing/auditioning, so Melanie talks about life lessons from RuPaul's Drag Race, Jerry gets a new cylindrical friend named Alexa, and special writing guest L.D. Blakeley joins us to talk about writing smut and making pretties. Whee!
Topics from the show:
RuPaul's Drag Race
LaTrice Royale
L.D. Blakeley
Weezie World
Amazon Echo
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Welcome to episode 216 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we mourn the demise of Saturday morning cartoons, discuss which sideshow performers from American Horror Story: Freak Show we want to sleep with, and Patrick explains how he cut the tip of his finger off. Good times!
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THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY
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9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014
Welcome to episode 215 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have returned from our summer hiatus (that's our story and we're sticking to it).
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THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY
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9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014
Welcome to episode 214 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is once again traveling the world so Melanie, Patrick, and Nathan welcome Auntie Vera Charles to the show as our special guest. Yes, it's a particularly hilarious actorcast! And yes, it was a particularly busy summer but we're back, bitches!
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THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY
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9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014
Welcome to episode 213 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where The Talent is off at tech week rehearsal, so Melanie, Jerry and special guest host Nathan welcome Peter "Epilonious" White to the show as a guest host, and the delightful Karl Marks as our writing/editing/performing/jump rope artist guest (with a heartwarming story about a very special jumprope trick). Special guest Colby Keller also joins us to play a round of Queer Mad Libs and answer questions about his dream job! Buckle up, folks -- this is going to be a long one. The length, I meant. Of the podcast. Oh, never mind...
Topics from the show
Karl's book We're Here, We're Queer, We're Mad Libs!
Colby's Indiegogo campaign Big Shoe Adventure 1: Colby Does America...And Canada Too!
How to get a walk-on role in the Olympic Cove series by Nicola Cameron
Karl Marxxx (@IAmKarlMarxxx on Twitter)
Colby Keller (@ColbyKeller on Twitter)
Executive Assistant: Manlove Edition
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YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN
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6/19/2014 to 7/27/2014
Welcome to episode 212 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie turns into a cleaning wizard, Jerry has a drama-filled day, and Patrick a good man, Charlie Brown!
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YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN
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6/19/2014 to 7/27/2014
Welcome to episode 211 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a killer new joke, Melanie has had more alcohol over the weekend than she's had in the last year (this is what happens when you go drinking with artists), and Jerry thinks Mother Nature is a filthy hoor. Credit for the karaoke version of "My Freeze Ray" From Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog goes to Graham Arthur Blair.
Topics from the show
MICA Graduate Spring Exhibitions
Karl Marxxx (@IAmKarlMarxxx on Twitter)
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ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014
Welcome to episode 210 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off with the girlfriend, Patrick talks about tasteful crossdressing in the world premiere of Another Round of Beer For Breakfast, and Melanie admits that she'll be having dinner with Colby Keller in April -- sorry, Taylor!
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ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014
Welcome to episode 209 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is out sick with a head cold, so you know what that means. IT'S A WRITERCAST! Bye, Auntie Vera and Satyr! Melanie talks about her latest successful smutfest, and Jerry salutes his late father (who really WAS the Most Interesting Man In the World) with sake and stories.
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ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014
Welcome to episode 208 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" No, we're not dead. No, we haven't podfaded. Yes, we've all been hideously busy, sorry about that. And yes, this episode is partially unedited, but Melanie does not have the pain tolerance or hydrocodone necessary to spend three hours in her office chair cutting out all the spaces right now, so here you go.
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ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014
Welcome to episode 207 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where for a $500 donation to Patrick and Nathan's wedding fund you can motorboat the officiant, Jerry has some kickass beer and a nice water bottle but no absinthe fruitcake yet, Patrick is trying to talk Nathan into a LOTR marathon, and Nathan admits to a very impressive accoutrement. This is gonna be a long one, folks (and no, I'm not talking about Nathan's accoutrement).
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DECK THE HALLS!
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11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013
Welcome to special episode 6 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Melanie commiserate about baking, fighting crowds at Kroger, and, oh, yeah, wish you all a happy holiday. And as a special treat, we're including Patrick's rendition of "Let's Do It At the North Pole!" Let the festive drinking commence!
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DECK THE HALLS!
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11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013
Welcome to Videocast 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie decides to take a crack at making a light French fruitcake using -- what else -- absinthe. This is all Jerry's fault.
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Welcome to episode 206 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick finds his favorite English teacher, Melanie hates her cohosts so hard (but adores Disney Cruise Lines -- hi Tim, Cheryl, Emily, and Art!), Jerry talks about the gentrification of Mexico City, and Stacy reveals that a tornado does indeed sound like a freight train!
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DECK THE HALLS!
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11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013
Welcome to episode 205 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is brain-dead from working for the Man, Patrick wonders if the NSA is subscribed to DQYDJ, and Melanie pimps Nevermore: The Movie because she really, really, really wants this on DVD, okay?
Topics from the show
Nevermore: The Movie Kickstarter Campaign
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HARVEY
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10/3/13 to 11/10/13
Welcome to episode 204 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has found a wonderful new bathroom product, Jerry and Patrick talk iPhones (again), and Nathan is his usual wonderful self.
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HARVEY
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10/3/13 to 11/10/13
Welcome to episode 203 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have the wonderful Tiffany Reisz back on the show with Melanie and Jerry! Tiffany talks about The Mistress and the upcoming White Years books in the Original Sinners series, why 2014 is a good year for sin, and how she may be moving to Brooklyn because it's safer than her current neighborhood.
Topics from the show
Tiffany's Website
The Mistress on Amazon
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GREATER TUNA
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8/29/13 to 9/29/13
Welcome to episode 201 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is off doing, I dunno, something, so it's a writercast with Melanie and Jerry. And let us apologize in advance -- the crackliness is all Melanie.
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GREATER TUNA
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8/29/13 to 9/29/13
Welcome to episode 201 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is behind on her writing but knows ALL about Pacific Rim, Patrick is pulling a loaf out, and Jerry is looking forward to editing not one but two novels.
Topics from the show
Yard Dog Press
Belaurient Arts on Etsy
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GREATER TUNA
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8/29/13 to 9/29/13
Welcome to episode 200 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is finally back in the country (but his jacket isn't), Melanie doesn't remember much of June, and Patrick is on and off (and not in the fun way).
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Auntie Vera Charles and Conscience
Pod Is My Copilot
Drum Major Kev
Scott the Satyr
Brother Cinaedus
Rob
Terminally Single Tim
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GREATER TUNA
CONKLIN'S BARN II
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8/29/13 to 9/29/13
Welcome to episode 199 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has a virus, Jerry wises he had Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum with the hula girl on the label, and Patrick is shoo-bopping his butt off.
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LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
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6/6/13 to 7/14/13
Welcome to episode 198 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick babbles on about cookware, Melanie is trying to release her novel, Jerry searches for a rubber band spice rack, and Nathan is a giver.
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LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
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6/6/13 to 7/14/13
Welcome to episode 197 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is too pooped to podcast, Jerry is on the downhill slope of his novel, and Melanie is doing battle with Triffids and editorial change requests.
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OUT OF ORDER
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4/18/13 to 6/2/13
Welcome to episode 196 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is being damned productive, Patrick and Nathan spend Easter calling out God's name, and Melanie talks about long labia.
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OUT OF ORDER
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4/18/13 to 6/2/13
Welcome to episode 195 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is on the road again, so we're having an ActorCast! Patrick would like to welcome special guests Auntie Vera Charles and Scott the Satyr, and the three of them will be talking about all things involved in the art and craft of acting. Meanwhile, Melanie will be planning her PR campaign for Storm Season and getting rid of any unnecessary farts.
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UNNECESSARY FARCE
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2/28/13 to 4/14/13
Welcome to episode 194 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is at rehearsal, Melanie has to write a superheroine treatment for Melissa McCarthy, Jerry talks about the meteor in Russia, and our special guest Taylor the Latte Boy admits that he equates the taste of sake with someone peeing in his mouth.
Secrets of the Industry
Using Scrivener for writing and e-publishing
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UNNECESSARY FARCE
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2/28/13 to 4/14/13
Welcome to episode 193 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry can't be with us because he has to be on the road at Oh Dark Thirty, Patrick is wearing a nurse's outfit complete with white seamed stockings, Melanie has a release date, and Stacy thinks that Johnny Depp would make a great Pope (and if not him, how about Poprah?).
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BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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1/10/13 to 2/24/13
Welcome to episode 192 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie may be guilty of manslaughter by erotic inspiration, Jerry has a nose flute and a virus (but NOT the flu), and Nathan is trying to kill Patrick with exercise.
Topics from the show
Jerry's article on how to be a novelist
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BEER FOR BREAKFAST
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1/10/13 to 2/24/13
Welcome to episode 191 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick's new show has a little bite to it, Melanie doesn't want to pad, and Jerry has a wee contretemps with Brendan Frasier. Merry Christmahanukkwanzamayanapocalypse, y'all!
Topics from the show
Melanie's Etsy store
Amazon Prime users can read Jerry's books for free!
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HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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11/15/12 to 12/31/12
Welcome to episode 190 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off for the night, Patrick is playing with his plugs, Stacy is being a helpful little elf, and Melanie is getting fed up to the back teeth with both of them.
Topics from the show
Vanilla-Free Christmas: Manlove Edition ( Amazon | Evernight Publishing )
The winner of our DQYDJ Raffle -- Drum Major Kev!
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HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
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11/15/12 to 12/31/12
Welcome to episode 189 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is quiet, Jerry is entertaining bigwigs, and Melanie is interviewing bestselling author Tiffany Reisz and asking about her newest book The Prince.
Topics from the show
The Prince ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble )
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HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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11/15/12 to 12/31/12
Welcome to episode 188 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry may have caused problems for the Twitter Building, Patrick is baking, God help us all, and Melanie is knee-deep in NaNoWriMo and producing quality MMM menage smut.
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MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM
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9/27/12 to 11/11/12
Welcome to episode 187 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry and Patrick are unavailable, so a fresh back from Old Blighty Melanie drags Stacy on the show so that she can talk about Bath Buns, Tintagel and Mark Gatiss with someone, not realizing that she left her digital mixer on so that she sounds like she's talking through a tin can. Whee...
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MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM
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9/27/12 to 11/11/12
Welcome to episode 186 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry had to school Amazon.com on customer service, Patrick is Zen, and Melanie...is not. We also have five emails, but I don't have time to list everyone individually so thank you Dani, Delilah, Shelba, Kevin and Mike P!
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MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM
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9/27/12 to 11/11/12
Welcome to episode 185 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick's off at tech rehearsal so it's a writercast! And what a writercast it is -- Melanie and Jerry welcome Tiffany Reisz, author of The Siren and The Angel, to the show. If that wasn't good enough, religion, writing and BDSM are discussed, and Melanie declares herself as Team Søren all the way.
Topics from the show
The Siren ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble )
The Angel ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble )
Nora's Dungeon on Tumblr
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MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM
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9/27/12 to 11/11/12
Welcome to episode 184 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we're all here and live (sort of) podcasting in celebration of Pride48! As usual, the discussion goes all over the place -- pray for us now.
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MOVE OVER, MRS. MARKHAM
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9/27/12 to 11/11/12
Welcome to episode 183 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is writing 70's era smut, Melanie is signing erotic romance publishing contracts, and Patrick the Sex God manages to break the couch.
Topics from the show
Amanda Palmer and the Grand Theft Orchestra's Theater Is Evil
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AN EVENING WITH PATSY CLINE
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8/23/12 to 9/23/12
Welcome to episode 182 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is out due to rehearsal, so it's a WRITERCAST! Jerry is enjoying the Adobe Creative Cloud, Melanie is a writing fool, and they discuss the classics and why some of them suck, the importance of reading outside your genre, and the existence of Romney/Ryan slashfic.
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Yard Dog Press
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AN EVENING WITH PATSY CLINE
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8/23/12 to 9/23/12
Welcome to episode 181 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is cycloning badly, Patrick pitches in with the MIL, and Jerry fights the Man in the form of his apartment complex owners.
Topics from the show
BCAAs (branched chain amino acids)
Feeldoes
Tiffany Reisz, author of The Siren
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Epilonius
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AN EVENING WITH PATSY CLINE
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8/23/12 to 9/23/12
Welcome to episode 180 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is back from Detroit and not happy about incorrect safety gear, Melanie is wrestling with her mic, and Patrick pimps out some podcast domains.
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AN EVENING WITH PATSY CLINE
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8/23/12 to 9/23/12
Welcome to episode 179 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick has abandoned us to go watch poker, Jerry is podcasting from his balcony, Melanie did NOT get what she wanted for her birthday, and we're joined by our very special guest Nathan.
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FUNNY BUSINESS
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7/5/12 to 8/19/12
Welcome to episode 178 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is dubious about advice from an established author, Melanie muses over self-publishing and looks up Nigel Bennett's name, and Patrick is absent tonight so it's a WRITERCAST!
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Book Promotion.com
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FUNNY BUSINESS
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7/5/12 to 8/19/12
Welcome to episode 177 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick giggles his way through the intro thanks to Nathan, Jerry declares a fatwa on Dodge, and Melanie writes porn and makes a plea for money.
Links from the show:
Tymber Dalton, erotic romance writer extraordinaire.
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FUNNY BUSINESS
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7/5/12 to 8/19/12
Welcome to episode 176 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie explains our recent absence from the airwaves, Patrick is leery of Horizon, and Jerry regales us with a tale of youthful micturation gone wrong.
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FUNNY BUSINESS
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7/5/12 to 8/19/12
Welcome to episode 175 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is down on the farm, Melanie has the Mexican plague (but at least her breasts are healing), and Patrick mourns the missed Gay Days. We would also like to congratulate Rodan and Gambit on their engagement and Walt and Ken on their marriage, and our hearts go out to Lord Byron's family for their loss.
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NUNSENSE AMEN
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5/4/12 to 7/1/12
Welcome to episode 174 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and He Of the Sensitive Nipples celebrate their 6th month anniversary by actually taking receipt of their damn furniture, Jerry is Not Happy (TM) with AT&T and his MiFi, and Melanie shall forever be known as La Granda Blanca Pelliroja Mapache.
Proof that Melanie and Stacy visited Chichen Itza. They got tossed out later on for looting, but still...
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NUNSENSE AMEN
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5/4/12 to 7/1/12
Welcome to episode 173 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry bounces excitedly on his ball while talking about his latest novel project, Patrick has the night off, and Melanie is hip deep in smut.
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NUNSENSE AMEN
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5/4/12 to 7/1/12
Welcome to episode 172 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has been writing like a maniac, Jerry is off for the night, Patrick aches all over from moving into his new townhouse, and our special guest Nathan has sensitive nipples, and if you leave us a review on iTunes you can see them!
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SEE HOW THEY RUN
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4/12/12 to 5/20/12
Welcome to episode 171 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is back from Helsinki and talks about mineshafts and Raging Black Bitch Beer, Melanie deals with raw sewage in her shower and learns what her drains look like from the inside, and our special guest Drake Rock gives us a movie review for Cabin in the Woods and Mirror Mirror.
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SEE HOW THEY RUN
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4/12/12 to 5/20/12
Welcome to episode 170 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie unpacks her craft room, Jerry talks about word processor choices and Helsinki, and Patrick is late.
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SEE HOW THEY RUN
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4/12/12 to 5/20/12
Welcome to episode 169 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is feathering his nest, Melanie is cleaning hers when she's not making SUPERNATURAL plushies, and Jerry broke his bed during a romp, hence the episode title.
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THE FOREIGNER
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3/1/12 to 4/7/12
Welcome to episode 168 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is insanely busy and thoroughly enjoying Pinterest, Patrick is off due to the flu and opening weekend, Melanie is having fun dreams, and we welcome our special guest host Scott AKA Satyr69. We also announce the winner of the 2012 Valentine's Day Porn Contest!
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THE FOREIGNER
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3/1/12 to 4/7/12
Welcome to episode 167 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie got commissioned to write a story, Jerry is now on Pinterest and Instagram, and Patrick had a very, VERY good Valentine's Day (brown chicken brown cow).
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THE FOREIGNER
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3/1/12 to 4/7/12
Welcome to episode 166 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is moving in with his boyfriend, if only to save money at the boat, Melanie is working overtime on the Etsy store, and Jerry has sent off a Valentine's Day card to a mystery friend.
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COME BLOW YOUR HORN
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1/12/12 to 2/26/12
Welcome to episode 165 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is so over print books, Patrick is God knows where, and Melanie sets a record in fleeing the Death Star.
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COME BLOW YOUR HORN
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1/12/12 to 2/26/12
Welcome to episode 164 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie really, really needs a margarita, Jerry has to work late and can't join us, and Patrick tries to hurry the podcast along because he has (yes, you guessed it) a date. We also welcome our very special guest Drake Rock.
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COME BLOW YOUR HORN
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1/12/12 to 2/26/12
Welcome to episode 163 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is finally caught up on SHERLOCK and a bit dubious about their Moriarty, Melanie is back on the Neverending DIY Project, and Jerry turns Peter Pan into a terrorist manifesto.
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WINNER OF THE AYFKM CONTEST
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COME BLOW YOUR HORN
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1/12/12 to 2/26/12
Welcome to episode 162 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is reveling in his new Apple TV, Patrick is exhausted from a weekend of birthday romping, and Melanie is knitting a Doctor Watson scarf for her Etsy store and grooving on all things Holmes.
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Welcome to episode 161 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is now an e-book author, Jerry is single (it's complicated) and explains the ins and outs of publishing via iBooks, and Patrick has a boyfriend, as he mentions throughout the entire bloody show.
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Welcome to episode 160 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick floats the concept of Samuel L. Jackson as Bilbo Baggins, Melanie has a whole bunch of plushies to make, apparently, Jerry fights back strep and rejoins the TV generation, and Stacy goes into a comic book store (no, really). We also welcome our special guest and Christmas showgirl, Nessa!
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 159 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off having dinner with his daughter, Patrick reveals Tall Boy's secret identity, and Melanie goes off on a rant. Again...
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 158 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie may have reached cat detente -- oops, spoke too soon, Jerry is too pooped to pod, and Patrick is dating (and has an AYFKM story).
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 157 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a call from his arch-nemesis, Melanie is not a well clown, and Jerry enjoys a meat-heavy Thanksgiving.
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 156 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is on enforced silence, so Melanie and Jerry take over the podcast with the help of special guest Tracy S. Morris and proceed to talk about writing, editing, NaNoWriMo, and the perils of Black Friday. Mwahahahahahahaha!
Yard Dog Press Podcast
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 155 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is not pleased with hard drive prices, Patrick wants to know why he's not in Taffy's contacts, and Melanie is #1 in the hearts of her listeners no matter what any podcast awards show says. We also have our second contestant for "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" and the chance to win a WingStand.
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 154 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is not having a good week, Jerry is working on a new novel and explains his writing methods, and Patrick is off at tech rehearsal. We also have our first contestant for "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" and the chance to win a WingStand.
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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11/10/11 to 12/31/11
Welcome to episode 153 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we launch a new segment/contest in time for the holidays, Melanie goes to listen to the Yarn Harlot, Jerry is deep in Moving Hell, and Patrick is reading Steve Jobs's biography and saying, "I don't care if he was a lousy human being, as long as he gave me the shiny."
WingStand
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EXIT THE BODY
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9/22/11 to 11/6/11
Welcome to episode 152 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is under the weather but records anyway, Stacy is pretty much out of the podcast for the foreseeable future, and Melanie and Jerry debate the new Amazon printing paradigm. Also, Melanie opens herself up for public humiliation -- her novel will be edited by 10/31/11 -- or else.
Belaurient Arts on Etsy
How to Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran
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EXIT THE BODY
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9/22/11 to 11/6/11
Welcome to episode 151 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is gleeful about getting a new iPhone, Patrick feels that Nancy Grace has pepperoni nipples, Stacy is not having an easy time with her kids, and Melanie is the worst cat mommy in the world.
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EXIT THE BODY
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9/22/11 to 11/6/11
Welcome to episode 150 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is not pleased with a certain pet hospital, Jerry reminisces about Doctor Ruth, Patrick experiences a loss, and Stacy is still hacking up a lung but promises to be back next time.
Featured song: What's Happened To Soho? by The Correspondents
Featured GLBT-Friendly YA books and authors:
- Entries From a Hot Pink Notebook
- Hannah Moskowitz
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EXIT THE BODY
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9/22/11 to 11/6/11
Welcome to episode 149 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy has pneumonia, Melanie gets a little activist-y, Jerry unleashes Arachnophobia II on the Chicagoland area, and Patrick talks about his little role popping in and out (of the latest production).
Featured links: Authors Say Agents Try to “Straighten” Gay Characters in YA.
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LOOK, NO HANS
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7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to Videocast 10 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick shows off his pipes with Mary Simon in a scene from the Barn II's beloved melodrama "Love Rides The Rails: or, Will The Mail Train Run Tonight?"
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Welcome to episode 148 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick realizes you can put porn on the iPad, Stacy is incommunicado at the lake house, Melanie celebrates an anniversary, and Jerry saves the day by playing our voicemails when Time Warner Cable experiences Issues(TM).
Featured song: Washington Square by The Correspondents
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LOOK, NO HANS
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7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to Videocast 09 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie hauls the fourth of the Fletcher Felines into the vet for his badly overdue vaccinations and checkup. Needless to say, the haulee isn't pleased at all.
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Welcome to episode 147 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry explains his fourth novel and enthuses about Kindlegraph.com, Patrick is off with a sick headache, Stacy is teenager wrangling, and Melanie is back from Armadillocon with a tale about rampant cocks. And as promised on Episode 146, those of you with the DQYDJ iPhone app will receive Melanie's Greek mythology short story as an extra.
Featured song: More Kissing In Porn Please, We're British by Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer
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LOOK, NO HANS
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7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to episode 146 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie does not need a porn intervention, thank you very much, Jerry is running into problems with energy drinks, Patrick is rehearsing his tushie off while listening to opera, and Stacy is at death's door. We also present the DQYDJ Jukebox with our selected tracks:
- Gumby Goes Green by Blue Wave Theory
- Straight Out of Surrey by Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer
- La Cenerentola - Non più mesta by Gioachino Rossini, sung by Cecilia Bartoli
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LOOK, NO HANS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to episode 145 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is planning an intervention (which will apparently involve kegs and beer in pop cans), Melanie wants to see Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann's birth certificates, Jerry is having too much fun with his new soundboard, and Patrick ate 40 pounds of Chinese food because he had a coupon.
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LOOK, NO HANS
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to episode 144 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is delighted to be overseeing an actorcast, Stacy is...somewhere, Melanie has decided to give up editing and is releasing this as is, and Jerry is off playing pool with Obama. We also welcome our very special guests Auntie Vera and Satyr69.
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LOOK, NO HANS
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to episode 143 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry explains his connection to Stockton, CA and talks about his upcoming trip to the nation's capital, Patrick is a high-energy ray of sunshine who needs a deep tissue massage, Stacy is back from Florida and too pooped to podcast, and Melanie is causing problems for innocent pornographers.
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Satry69
The Little Aussie Battler
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Anthony
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LOOK, NO HANS
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/28/11 though 9/18/11
Welcome to episode 142 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie investigates ichthyokentauroi, Jerry is not happy about a rip-off being perpetrated on e-publishers, Patrick is off at tech rehearsal and Stacy just laughed when we asked her about recording tonight.
Preditors and Editors: Editing Services
The War of Art -- Steven Pressfield
We have email! Delilah
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Welcome to episode 141 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy starts Voodoo Talk With Madame Lola, Melanie is researching gay porn, Jerry recommends the Jackrabbit Pearl vibrator, and Patrick reveals his secret parentage. And to prove that Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom from the Harry Potter movies) grew up to be a hottie:
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ENCORES
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
6/16/11 though 7/24/11
Welcome to episode 140 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick podcasts instead of learning his lines, Stacy doesn't get Twitter, Melanie is fighting off yarn-obsessed kittens, and Jerry is off doing his other podcast. We think. And to illustrate pretty boys who grew up into gorgeous men:
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ENCORES
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
6/16/11 though 7/24/11
Welcome to episode 139 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry tries to podcast during power outages and a tornado warning, Patrick is hitting the white zin and chocolate, Stacy can't be with us because her husband is watching football, and Melanie married some folks over the weekend (but didn't wear her Yoda backpack, dammit).
We have email! Epilonous
We have voicemail! Scott
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ENCORES
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
6/16/11 though 7/24/11
Welcome to episode 138 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is fresh off the launch of The Ladies of Trade Town, Jerry talks about his newest book Eleven Days On Earth and the ins and outs of e-publishing (click the book covers below to view more information or order books online), Patrick is off at tech rehearsal, and Stacy is hosting her daughter's 8th grade graduation party.
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Welcome to episode 137 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy uses foul language to express her disinterest in recording tonight, Melanie is ecstatic about spoilers for THE HOBBIT and a certain actor with the initials BC, Jerry is dealing with food poisoning, and Patrick is SO ready for Gay Days.
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Welcome to episode 136 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick confesses to wearing velour in the 80's, Stacy is hip-deep in studying for finals, Melanie puts a new hard drive in her iMac and wants Steve Jobs to be raped by a horse, and Jerry samples the biergartens of Germany.
We also welcome podcasting legend and our very special guest Auntie Vera Charles of Vera Speaks. Give him a huge hand, folks!
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Welcome to episode 135 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is on a plane to Germany, Patrick accuses Melanie of hiding his perfect man for three years, Stacy can survive sub-80°F temperatures when she gets locked outside at night, and Melanie was NOT fired, dammit!
We have voicemail!
Nessa
Scott
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Welcome to episode 134 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie misses out on the Atlantis launch but parties with Taffy, Taylor and Babaloo anyway, Jerry talks about a giant penis full of plutonium, Patrick is off at tech week rehearsal, and Stacy is trying to get Charlie Sheen booked on "Cleveland Today!"
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Welcome to episode 133 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we swear to God we did NOT have advance knowledge of the events on 5/1/2011, honest. Plus -- we finally have a winner for the Brady Bunch Book!
We have email!
Margie Cook
Rob Spanton
Andrea in Portland
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David That Blue Jeans Guy
Scott
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Welcome to episode 132 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry attends a funeral in Second Life, Stacy is working on spin control from New York, Melanie discovers a Travelocity loophole, and Patrick is off for the night. Also, we now have a DQYDJ shop, and Jerry's e-book GOD, TIME, PERCEPTION, AND SEXY ANDROIDS is available on the Amazon Kindle and the Barnes and Noble Nook
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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/10/11 though 5/1/11
Welcome to episode 131 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick finally scores an iPad 2 and revels in his status as an iWhore, Jerry explains why paywalls aren't necessarily a good thing, Stacy is trying to get Charlie Sheen on Oprah, and Melanie sees famous people in New York City (this doesn't include her friend Theresa, no matter what people in Central Park thought).
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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/10/11 though 5/1/11
Welcome to episode 130 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is wrestling with her iMac, Patrick is bitter about the iPad 2, Jerry kills an intruder before it can spread the Hanta virus, and Stacy is working to get Charlie Sheen on the show.
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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/10/11 though 5/1/11
Welcome to episode 129 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry experiences much herring in Finland (and much airsickness on the plane home), Melanie is playing with plushies (the dolls, not the sex aids), and Patrick finally has an iPhone!
We have voicemail!
Taffy Carlisle Huffington
Tracy from Milwaukee
Scott
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RUN FOR YOUR WIFE
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
3/10/11 though 5/1/11
Welcome to episode 128 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" -- it's a writercast! Jerry recommends Scrivener as a nifty novel-writing platform and Ommwriter for short stories, Melanie is going to the Special Hell after witnessing an unusual scene of interspecies bow chika bow bow (but at least she got an idea for a short story out of it), Stacy is consulting with Obama about WoW and can't come to the computer, and Patrick has a very sore throat and is understandably AWOL. And we did get voicemails from Scott and Taffy, but Melanie was too much of a ditz to transfer them up to the desktop, so they'll be included on the next episode!
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BAREFOOT IN THE PARK
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
1/13/11 though 3/6/11
Welcome to episode 127 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie lisps through her Invisaligns, Patrick discusses his past in the porn industry, Jerry explains MediaFly to us all, and Stacy...well, Cthulhu knows where she is.
Plus, we now have a Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast app in iTunes! To celebrate the release, Melanie has included her whimsical cautionary tale "The Moon of Sensible Shoes" as a PDF handbook, only available to Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast app owners! Look for more fiction and other giveaways from the crew with upcoming episodes!
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BAREFOOT IN THE PARK
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
1/13/11 though 3/6/11
Welcome to episode 126 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry announces his new absinthe-oriented show Slow Death Podcast, Melanie gets stranded in France, Stacy can't be bothered to join us, and Patrick wants an Apple wireless keyboard, dammit!
We have voicemail!
DQ Rick
Scotty the Little Aussie Battler
We have email!
Tracy
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Welcome to the very special Christmas Episode of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is trying to throw a party and failing miserably, Jerry recalls a not-so-heartwarming Christmas memory, Melanie announces that she's carrying the Messiah (and his name is Superfly), Stacy recounts how her childhood belief in Santa was ruined by Melanie, and our special guest Scott is more than a little bemused
We have voicemail!
Taffy Carlisle Huffington
Taylor the Latte Boy
Babaloo
Julian
Big Fatty
Ramble Redhead
Satyr69
Princess Honah
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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10
Welcome to Videocast 08 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie's continuing adventures in Sin City include a trip to Hoover Dam, too much time spent under the Daystar, a look at the Bellagio's gaming floor, and a most unexpected shower.
Welcome to Videocast 07 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie goes to Las Vegas with the Bodacious Brit, checks into a mini suite at the Bellagio, takes a bath, sees a show, wanders the Strip, and gets hammered. Mother would be so proud.
Welcome to Episode 124 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is too pooped to pop, Jerry experiences spillage, Patrick isn't impressed by MegaMind, and Melanie can't get her nouns straight.
We have email!
Terminally Single Tim
KFC
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Taffy Carlisle Huffington
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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10
Welcome to Episode 123 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets a cello and raves about Sherlock, Stacy is MIA, Jerry raves about his new MacBook Air, and Patrick drools over Jerry's new MacBook Air.
We have voicemail!
Margie
David That Blue Jeans Guy
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WE NEED A LITTLE MORE CHRISTMAS
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
11/11/10 though 12/31/10
Welcome to Episode 122 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry visits the Big Huge Condiments Place, Melanie's writing is dissed by her cohosts, Stacy celebrates her birthday, and Patrick gets jumped with a lot of power.
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Divy
KFC
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NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
Welcome to Episode 121 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick discusses The Event, Jerry can be bought on Amazon AND Barnes & Noble, Melanie poses prettily with Jeff, and Stacy is somewhere in Illinois cooking dinner.
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David That Blue Jeans Guy
DQ Rick
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NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
Welcome to Episode 120 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy muses about what she wants on her tombstone ("Did you bring beer?"), Patrick plots Stacy's fiery death with Pabst Blue Ribbon and a jetpack, Jerry has a close encounter of the Slider kind, and Melanie prepares for her new gig of voicing Taffy Carlisle Huffington's clitoris by researching plush vulva puppets.
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Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
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NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
Welcome to Episode 119 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is looking at naughty pictures, Stacy wants to know why she's losing snailmail and is the system down, Patrick asks the burning question "Does Martin Freeman own an iPad?" and Jerry is editing his novel about the search for the Holy Beer.
And to clear up a question asked by Stacy:
| | | | This is Martin Freeman | This is Morgan Freeman |
Please do not confuse the two again.
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NOT NOW, DARLING
Watch the fur fly in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/16/10 though 11/7/10
Welcome to Episode 118 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is somewhere in Iowa, Melanie is a bad Mac user, Stacy is off at the lake house, and Patrick is all about the iPad. We also welcome our very special guest hosts Satyr69 and his, erm, companion -- The Impaler!
We have voicemail!
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Kathy the Foreign Correspondent (2 calls)
Margie (eight calls, some of them drunken)
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NOT NOW, DARLING
The fur flies in this hilarious farce!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
9/06/10 though 11/07/10
Welcome to Episode 117 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is wondering about Stephen Fry's private footage, Jerry reveals a family secret, Melanie needs to buy an amp for her guitar, and Stacy keeps her hoo-hoo in a drawer.
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Satyr69
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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10
Well, we had a little "Oops" here at the DQYDJ Studios, folks -- seems like someone (I'm not pointing fingers or anything, but his name rhymes with 'Satrick Dyke') got fed up with my producing, told me where to get off, grabbed a couple of beers and popped the emergency exit slide. And I didn't even know we had an emergency exit slide.
Anyway, here's a little amuse bouche of what we did manage to record tonight.
Welcome to Episode 116 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is busy doing something on Facebook, Patrick is appalled that Melanie didn't even play one slot machine in Vegas, Melanie discovers that her legs contain their own SPF, and Jerry is on the way back from California. We also welcome our guest host, David That Blue Jeans Guy.
We have email!
Glacia
We have voicemail!
Tracy
Rick
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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10
Patrick has wondered rather innocently why I haven't been putting my A Broad Broad videos up on the RSS feed. I explained that I put them in YouTube so that I could post them on my A Broad Broad blog and Facebook, but since we're kinda short of videocasts and there are other plus-size podcasters and listeners out there training for various events, I figured what the hell. So here's my latest video from a training swim -- enjoy!
Welcome to Episode 115 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is celebrating the overthrow of Prop 8 with his family in California, Stacy is off planning General Tsao's memorial, Patrick's waiting for Top Chef to come on and Melanie is training for a triathlon.
We have email! Glenn
We have voicemail! Janet
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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS and WHAT THE RABBI SAW! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 7/29/10 though 9/12/10
Welcome to Episode 114 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the episode title doesn't have anything to do with why Stacy and Patrick aren't on this episode. Honest. No, it's just Melanie and Jerry on the show tonight, and you know what that means, kids -- it's a writercast!
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KFC
Divy
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LIE, CHEAT AND GENUFLECT
Another hilarious hit from the authors of LOVE, SEX AND THE IRS
and WHAT THE RABBI SAW!
CONKLIN'S BARN II
DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
7/29/10 though 9/12/10
I finally got around to cutting together a clip of my brother Michael's performance in his second film, "Butch Camp." Enjoy!
Welcome to Episode 113 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie can't be arsed to edit, Jerry explains about murdering your darlings and staying out of an orange jumpsuit, Stacy hurls abuse like bonobos hurl feces, and Patrick's too damn tired from his inspection.
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Glacia
Divy
Tracy Morris
Melissa in Orlando
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G.I. JUKEBOX
Starring Dan Challacombe, Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik & Julie Seeley!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
6/27/10 though 7/25/10
Welcome to Episode 112 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie leaves her vibrator on, Jerry's other podcast gets pimped, Stacy recovers from brain damage (kind of), and Patrick wants us to write an SF series and make him some big bucks.
We have voicemail! Mel Gibson
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G.I. JUKEBOX
Starring Dan Challacombe, Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik & Julie Seeley!
CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE
P.O. Box 310
Goodfield, IL 61742
(309) 965-2545
6/27/10 though 7/25/10
Welcome to Episode 111 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick tempts Fate (not to mention Illinois State Police), Melanie finishes a book and is going to Vegas, Jerry makes fire and asks a question, and Stacy is too busy to join us.
We have email! Lorraine from Tacoma
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G.I. JUKEBOX Starring Dan Challacombe, Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik & Julie Seeley! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/27/10 though 7/25/10
Your Humble Editor has just received word that DQYDJ will be participating in Pride48 next year, thanks to Patrick's tireless efforts. And speaking of those efforts, here's a little amuse bouche he penned for this year's event -- take it away, Patrick!
Welcome to Episode 110 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy makes a mid-show course correction, Patrick lists his complaints about iTunes, Melanie hangs her lights over the fence, and Jerry is down on the farm.
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G.I. JUKEBOX Starring Dan Challacombe, Tamra Challacombe, Pat Gaik & Julie Seeley! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/27/10 though 7/25/10
Welcome to Episode 109 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry has been visiting the Minnesotas (oh shit yah!), Stacy essentially told us to go get knotted, Patrick becomes a boy toy, and Melanie spends the weekend surrounded by anime characters.
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YOUR BAG OR MINE? CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 5/6/10 though 6/13/10
Welcome to Episode 108 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie can barely speak, Jerry is out riding the lonely highway, Stacy doesn't understand that you don't have to study for a pregnancy test, and Patrick has a close call at the Barn.
Go friend General Tsao on his Facebook Page!
LOVE TO LOVE YOU BRADYS CONTEST
This time, Patrick's running the contest, and it's all about the Brady Bunch's little-known variety show! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 or email us at dqydjpodcast@gmail.com and answer the following three questions: 1) What was the name of the Brady girls' cat? 2) What was Greg Brady's rock star name? 3) What was the name of Alice's ex-beau who turned out to be a con artist? and win a copy of Love to Love You Bradys. Call or write in now to enter the contest, or order it directly from Amazon!
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Welcome to Episode 107 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick recovers from opening weekend, Melanie gets back from the Big Easy with a new li'l buddy, Jerry is up to the Tennant episodes, and Stacy is nursing a sore throat and terrific memories.
LOVE TO LOVE YOU BRADYS CONTEST
This time, Patrick's running the contest, and it's all about the Brady Bunch's little-known variety show! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 or email us at dqydjpodcast@gmail.com and answer the following three questions: 1) What was the name of the Brady girls' cat? 2) What was Greg Brady's rock star name? 3) What was the name of Alice's ex-beau who turned out to be a con artist? and win a copy of Love to Love You Bradys. Call or write in now to enter the contest, or order it directly from Amazon!
We have email! Aaron Stephens Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
We have voicemail! Kathy the Foreign Correspondent General Tsao
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YOUR BAG OR MINE? CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 5/6/10 though 6/13/10
Welcome to Episode 106 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is off negotiating with Madame Lola for her psychic hotline services, Patrick comes up with the iJack, Melanie gets up close and personal with General Tsao, and Jerry is in iPad Heaven.
LOVE TO LOVE YOU BRADYS CONTEST
This time, Patrick's running the contest, and it's all about the Brady Bunch's little-known variety show! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 or email us at dqydjpodcast@gmail.com and answer the following three questions:
1) What was the name of the Brady girls' cat?
2) What was Greg Brady's rock star name?
3) What was the name of Alice's ex-beau who turned out to be a con artist?
and win a copy of Love to Love You Bradys. Call or write in now to enter the contest, or order it directly from Amazon!
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Welcome to Episode 105 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry comes up with new wireless network names, Stacy starts a psychic hotline, Patrick is drinking at work, and Melanie gets a new theme song.
LOVE TO LOVE YOU BRADYS CONTEST
This time, Patrick's running the contest, and it's all about the Brady Bunch's little-known variety show! Call our voicemail line at 206-666-4187 or email us at dqydjpodcast@gmail.com and answer the following three questions:
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Welcome to Episode 104 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has a hard time getting the party started, Jerry is on the road again, Stacy is off watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and Patrick geeks out over the new Doctor Who. Meanwhile, we welcome the third sibling in the Miller Triumvirate to the show -- here's Michael!
NEW CONTEST!
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Welcome to Episode 103 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is buying used clothes from famous people on eBay, Melanie is recoiling from incestuous double entrendres, Jerry is in Migraine Hell, and Stacy is getting ready to test our space shuttle, whether she likes it or not.
NEW CONTEST!
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Luna
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Glacia
Tracy S. Morris
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Welcome to Episode 102 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry extolls iTunes U, Stacy is on sabbatical, Patrick is getting funny looks from the neighborhood, and Melanie is living in the Weather Hellmouth.
NEW CONTEST!
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Welcome to Episode 101 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie starts a sideline knitting masturbatory aids, Jerry is on the road again, Stacy is trapped in VH1 Hell, and Patrick invites his co-star Miranda the Blow-Up Doll to be our very special guest.
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Welcome to Episode 100 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pole vaults over the line of decency without ticking the top rail, Melanie recommends that you always use an orgasm buddy, Jerry leaves us a message, and Stacy decides that the podcast remake of ALICE IN WONDERLAND should star Taylor as the Red Queen.
We also welcome our special guest Rodan (who is NOT a choking hazard) from Pod Is My Copilot.
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Welcome to Episode 100/65/Flurby Flurt of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is on bed rest from Sudafed, Patrick isn't a winner but isn't a loser either, Melanie will write for money, and Jerry saw Bryan Adams live (but not barebacking a small pianist).
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Girls, Guns, Gangsters and Guffaws!
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3/11/10 though 5/2/10
Welcome to Episode 99 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is off shoveling the snow, Patrick is an attention whore, Melanie throws her back out, and Jerry ponders the iPad. We also welcome our special guest Terminally Single Tim, filling in as Tim the News Boy.
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Welcome to Episode 98 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy hates orange and gives advice on Theresa's birthday present, Patrick deals with "Jennifer" in India, Melanie has an elderly admirer, and Jerry is out in a cornfield somewhere.
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Welcome to Episode 97 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry explains how we can move DQYDJ into Near Earth Orbit, Stacy is in Florida training for her new office, Patrick names the new DQYDJ band, "Accidental Blowjob," and Melanie is trying to adjust to her progressive lenses and failing miserably.
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Welcome to Episode 96 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie discusses her role as porn executrix, Jerry purchases a web domain for our spinoff website The Poe Nose Knows, Stacy asks the eternal question, "Where's all the rum gone?" and Patrick reminisces about Nazi Gold, hosted by Deney Terrio and the Nazi Gold Dancers.
The Poe Nose in its shadow box, thinking deep thoughts.
The Poe Nose Knows. Go on -- ask it a question.
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Welcome to Episode 95 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is trapped in a McShep Hole, Melanie is introduced to moonshine, Jerry spends New Year's Eve in Second Life, and Stacy can't podcast because she's exhausted.
We have email! Tracy S. Morris
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Welcome to Episode 94 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy shows us slides from her recent trip to California, Patrick declares his resolutions for 2010, Melanie gets emeralds for Christmas, and Jerry is on his way to a cornfed state.
We have voicemail! Scotty the Little Aussie Battler
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Welcome to Episode 92 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry reviews a thriving market in human ova on eBay, Stacy hijacks the Barn audience to right an etiquette wrong, Patrick reveals his life as a plushie, and Melanie discovers the cloning facility on Sub-Basement Level 4A -- whoo-hoo!
We have voicemail! DQ Rick Tracy from Milwaukee Indiana Jim
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Welcome to Episode 92 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie prepares to bastardize Jane Austen, Jerry enjoys the holiday treat that is turducken, Stacy is the spackle of DQYDJ, and Patrick launches his new Christmas porno, "Suck My Dickens!"
We have email! Tracy S. Morris (not Godsey, and I have no idea where that came from).
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Welcome to Episode 91 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick puts bad Victorian slash images in Melanie's head, Melanie channels Greg Brady in a most unusual way, Jerry is down on the farm preparing for Thanksgiving, and Stacy is trying to finish a marathon of VH1 reality shows before the holiday.
We have voicemail! Tracy Terminally Single Tim Indiana Jim
We have email! Glacia Divy
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Welcome to Episode 90 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is once again sidelined to Monday Night Football (but records the opener for us, so go Stacy!), Patrick leads a double life as a dancing hippopotamus, Melanie meets Jeffrey Combs and is still grinning over it, and Jerry is recovering from H1N1. Seriously.
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Welcome to Episode 89 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry runs into problems with red meat, Stacy can't record due to Monday Night Football, Patrick gets rammed by an octogenarian (and not in the fun way), and Melanie is frantically practicing how to act like a normal person this Saturday because Stacy emailed Jeffrey Combs and got his permission for Mel to meet him and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
We have voicemail! DQ Rick Rev. Spork
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Welcome to Episode 88 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie goes to Montreal and speaks very poor French, Jerry is on a date with a lovely young woman, Stacy comes up with a whole new kind of opera, and Patrick lays some culture on us.
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Welcome to Episode 87 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is off at rehearsal, Melanie is about ready to just give up and join a convent, Jerry muses over which dead celebrities he'd like to chat with via Ouija board, and Stacy starts firing off email to LA.
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Welcome to Episode 86 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is hiding in her basement while "Twister" is being re-enacted near her home, Patrick receives a special request, Melanie comes back from a weekend in LA (yes, again), and Jerry is en route to a secure location. Meanwhile, we welcome our special guest host Taylor the Latte Boy from Pod is My Copilot.
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Welcome to Episode 85 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is sucking face down on the farm, Stacy is in mourning over the cancellation of her favorite reality TV show, Patrick is being bombarded with hilariously inappropriate singles ads, and Melanie gets to the bottom of her stuttering.
We have voicemail! Kathy the Foreign Correspondent Kevin from Florida
We have email! Shelba
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Welcome to Episode 84 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie heads back to LA with Stretch to bask yet again in the gloriousness that is Jeff, Jerry announces the winners of the Me Want Some Bubba contest, Stacy is, well, somewhere, and Patrick is busy portraying a kilt-wearing, bagpipe-playing hitman.
We have voicemail! Kathy the Foreign Correspondent Andrea from Portland Kevin from Florida DQ Rick
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Welcome to Videocast 04 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie heads to the Left Coast to take in some more theater with her friend Theresa (aka Stretch). Wildfires, That's What She Said and laying on of hands ensue!
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Welcome to Episode 83 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick plays with his mute button -- a lot, Melanie explains why she ate powdered creamer as a child, Jerry is boggled by Starbucks Instant Coffee, and Stacy is not, I repeat, NOT locked away in a dungeon.
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Welcome to Videocast 03 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie heads to the Left Coast to take in some theater and dines in a Hollywood Denny's with Brian and Christian of That's What She Said. Trips to the Pleasure Chest are discussed, and cameras are secreted in cleavage.
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Welcome to Episode 82 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy has just spent 12 days with autistic people and is tired, Patrick cuts a back-alley deal and questions Mitzi Morris's virtue, Melanie explains why you should leave celebrities alone when they're shopping, and Jerry is doing...um...research. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Welcome to Episode 81 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry buys a new tech/S&M toy, Stacy is now armed, Patrick sings us a new theme song, and Melanie reminds us that she's all about the cock.
WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A CONTEST!
Call us at 206-666-4187 before August 31st and use the code words "Me Want Some Bubba," and you have a chance to win a signed copy of Best of the Bubbas of the Apocalypse from Yard Dog Press and BenBella Books, with stories by Jerry J. Davis ("It Came From Willy McCracken's Buttocks") and Melanie Fletcher ("A Rose By Any Other Name").
We have voicemail! Kathy the Foreign Correspondent DQ Rick Bjorn Cammie Stretch
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Welcome to Episode 80 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie waxes rhapsodic about Jeffrey Combs, NEVERMORE and LA, Jerry announces a contest, Stacy is on her way to Sin City (gunrunning may be involved), and Patrick is stuck at the theater in his kilt.
We have voicemail! DQ Rick Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
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Welcome to Episode 79 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy debates the finest vintages that ever came out of a box, Patrick helps out our buys in Iraq, Melanie really, really, REALLY needs a frosty adult beverage, and Jerry has his first Chicago Dog (and Kiev hottie).
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Miss Wes
Bjorn
CJ Black
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Welcome to Episode 78 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off attending a writer's group meeting, Stacy shops for defibrillators, Patrick has a bad day with his Scottish regalia, and Melanie is torn between Lance and Jeff.
We have voicemail! Brian
Kathy
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Welcome to Episode 77 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is the Cutoff Nazi, Jerry fondly remembers "Kung Fu: The Next Generation", Stacy wonders what a sling is and Patrick misses Orlando, plus we welcome our special guest Taffy Carlisle Huffington.
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Walt
DQ Rick
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Welcome to Episode 76 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick bottoms out on Pirates of the Caribbean, Melanie gets wet and flashes her bra, Jerry invites people to write in and ask for Secrets of the Industry, and Stacy is played by a small aubergine because she's really damn busy taking care of two autistic people. Please don't kill us, Stace.
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Scotty the Little Aussie Battler
DQ Rick
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Andrea
Gina from Boston
Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
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Welcome to Special Episode 03 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy sneaks into Melanie's office while she and Patrick are at Gay Days and records a Very Special Episode.
Welcome to Episode 75 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie talks about her upcoming (and oral gratification-free) trip to Los Angeles to see NEVERMORE, and Patrick waxes rhapsodic about Podcasterpalooza.
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* Kevin Bee
* Luna
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Welcome to Episode 74 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is getting all tingly about Gay Days (or is that just the onset of shingles?) Melanie buys $600 worth of couture clothing, Jerry has moved yet again, and Stacy spots a festive puddle of blood in the French Quarter on Mother's Day.
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- Debbie from NJ
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Welcome to Episode 73 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy singlehandedly enrages the Japanese-American community, Patrick marvels over the Rabbit Pearl, Melanie frantically edits together two separate recording sessions, and Jerry explains why hay fever is a bitch.
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- Debbie
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Welcome to Episode 72 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry samples Smurf Piss, Stacy recounts heartwarming memories of childhood abuse, Patrick comes up with a saint in charge of shaved balls, and Melanie explains why swine flu isn't an STD, no matter how many pigs you have sex with.
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- Kevin Bee
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Welcome to Episode 71 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie buys a $174 purse, Jerry (understudied by Christian from That's What She Said) is a little Skypey, Stacy (understudied by Holly from We're Mean Because You're Stupid) didn't understand about Big Fatty's sling until today, and Patrick wakes up at the mention of something long, hard and full of seamen.
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Welcome to Episode 70 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick picks the beans when he's not doing a donkey show, Melanie is an idiot, Jerry needs to wire up a chicken, and Stacy can't stop laughing at the First Lady groping the Queen.
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- Bjorn
- DQ Rick
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Welcome to Episode 69 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy holds up a union sign, Patrick is envisioning Victorian steampunk lesbians, Melanie is inadvertently insulting the gay community, and Jerry is sampling absinthe.
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Welcome to Episode 68 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is in Finland drinking expensive coffee, Stacy exhorts Melanie to grow a spine already, Patrick tears us a new one, and Melanie is blowing out neon green mucus from her sinuses.
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Welcome to Episode 67 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is dealing with a testosterone peak and odd dreams about Star Trek conventions, Jerry is prepping for Finland and doing non-naked Pilates, Stacy is out with a touch of the Hepzies, and Patrick is begging David Tennant to eat a chicken wing, already.
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- Kevin Bee
- Scotty from Australia
- Anony Mouse
Dere DQYDJ,
I hav ben lissening to yur show 4 a loong time and think yrll all veri fuuny. but i wuz wunderin wher Stacy haz ben? She iz my faverite and very very very very very very veery talnted girrl.
the show iznt the same witout her and I think you should giv her a raize an her own cumpany creditt card!
or cash, witchever is eazir for yu.
an a heater down in da sub basmnent so she wont have 2 pour rubbin alchohl on a roll of terlit paper and set er on fire fer warmth cuz my cuzin done burnd down his houz dat wey.
anyway luv thue show and hope u rellly bring Stacy back soon cuz shes mah faverite podcaseter in the whole wid worldd.
I hav to git to work at the gas staton now!
Mrs. Anony Mouse.
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Welcome to Episode 66 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick asks about a gay British relative, Melanie is still waiting for the Ep 65 track from Stacy, Jerry is back and pooping up a storm thanks to his new eating plan, and Stacy is off on a shopping trip.
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Welcome to Episode 64 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy reports in from Bangor, Maine and the series of assaults on author Stephen King's home, Patrick snuggles his pussy, Melanie is amused at writerly serendipity, and Jerry is being held hostage for Kathy's bar bill.
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Welcome to Episode 63 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie wonders about the Rabbit Pearl, Jerry reports from the end of the world, Stacy explains the uses of KY for Him and Her, and Patrick waxes lyrical about the Age of Aquarius.
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Welcome to Episode 62 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick outs an anonymous listener, Melanie explains it all with sock puppets, Jerry launches a new writing venture, and Stacy pleads for a debit card for our Foreign Correspondent.
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- Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
- Paul from Alaska
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- Princess Honah
- DQ Rick the Dairy Fairy
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Welcome to Episode 60 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is busy eating dinner and falsifying her newscast, Patrick really wants to get laid, Melanie practices her Kegels and Jerry is going to get some after the podcast.
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- Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
- Scotty from Australia
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Welcome to Episode 60 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we open the show with a tribute to Ricardo Montalban and Patrick McGoohan, Jerry is eating Bugles and Cheez-Wiz, Stacy is arranging Melanie's second (and parallel) marriage to Patrick, Patrick critiques the ins and outs of oral sex technique, and Melanie demonstrates a whole new way of juicing fruit.
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Welcome to Episode 59 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie overdoses on Fisherman's Friend, Jerry explains how breasts are fun, Stacy Skypes out just a wee bit, Patrick explains the new party game "Spin the Bottom," and we welcome our very special guest Michael from the QCast Connection by grilling him about his audition.
- We have voicemail!
- Michael Stark
- Divy
- Kathy the Foreign Correspondent
- DQ Rick
- Nessa
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Welcome to Episode 58 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we celebrate noted actor/playwright Sam Shepard blowing 0.175 during a DUI bust in Normal, IL. We want to party with you, cowboy.
Meanwhile, Patrick dreams of playing fingercuffs at Gay Days, Melanie's cord falls out, Jerry samples some strong ale for New Year's, Stacy skips writing a newscast in favor of watching reruns of ROCK OF LOVE, and we welcome our very special guest Kevin Bee from the QCast Connection by putting him on the philosophical spot.
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Welcome to Episode 57 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy decides she's bored and wants to record a podcast, Patrick explains how to make a grieving woman wet her pants at Giordano's, Melanie spends three hours on filthy roads getting the requisite recording equipment, and Jerry is smart, safe and warm at his beloved's.
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- Luke Miller
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- Walt
- British John
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In memory of
Julius "Mickey" Miller
September 12, 1938 - December 19, 2008
Loving father of Melanie, Stacy and Michael
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Welcome to Episode 56 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals some unusual dreams about Big Fatty and Nana, Stacy is off taking care of a personal matter, Patrick swoons at the sound of Scotty in Australia, and special Guest Ricky from Foul Monkeys does his very best to make this a poocast.
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Welcome to Episode 55 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry relates the woes of eating fine chocolate, Melanie stops throwing up for the first time in 24 hours, Stacy commiserates, Patrick blushes at the torrent of compliments, and we have a very special studio guest in the outtakes.
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Welcome to Episode 54 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a lot of stuff blowing around, Jerry loses two teeth but gains a codeine scrip, Melanie enjoys the elixir that is NyQuil D, and Stacy is AWOL.
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- Princess Honah
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Welcome to Episode 53 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy deconstructs her own blog comments, Patrick gets eight inches, Jerry returns from California and Melanie has to edit this nightmare together with a clip from The Direct Approach.
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- Yard Dog Press
- Houston, We've Got Bubbas
- The Best of the Bubbas of the Apocalypse
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Welcome to Episode 52 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie explains about Illegal Immigrants R Us, Stacy compares Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to Columbine, Patrick stews in misery and white Zinfandel, and Jerry gets a budget Finnish sex change.
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Welcome to Episode 51 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is AWOL, Melanie discusses the pros and cons of using Xanax for insomnia, Stacy is God knows where, and Patrick recounts another Tale From the Dinner Theater.
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Welcome to Episode 50 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick entertains fantasies of being the meat in a Hot Italian/Cuban Sandwich, Jerry is on a plane somewhere, Melanie explains how she fell backwards down a flight of stairs and Stacy sounds just a tad Skypey. And if that's not enough to blow your hair back, we welcome Taylor the Latte Boy as our special Anniversary Guest!
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- The Fabulous Gay from L.A.
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Welcome to Videocast 02 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie takes possession of her brand new hat from DreamHats and answers Foul Monkeys Ricky's challenge to sing in a video while wearing a hat. Enjoy!
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Welcome to Episode 49 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy wonders what a Cylon is, Patrick explains how he paid for college selling sperm, Jerry is with his love and Melanie talks about Tele-Tubby Porn.
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Welcome to Episode 48 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie enjoys a frosty adult beverage, Stacy is without cable access due to President-Elect Obama, Patrick scores big on the riverboat, and Jerry runs over his iPhone.
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Welcome to Episode 47 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy is busy doing, well, something, Patrick announces the kickoff of his birthday month, Jerry is also busy doing, well, something, and Melanie is surrounded by boxes and is finally going to see WICKED.
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Welcome to Episode 46 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is up to her ass in boxes, Stacy is covering the Voodoo Queen Summit in New Orleans, Patrick debates the best way to commemorate a beloved pet who has passed on, and Jerry's getting plenty.
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Welcome to Episode 45 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry discusses the topic of Alien Head, Melanie recounts more tales from the DIY Wars, Stacy is AWOL and Patrick eats too much Chinese because he had a coupon.
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Welcome to Episode 44 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick turns down a date with Prince Renaldo, Jerry wants a Fleshlight for Christmas, Melanie has become Spackle Woman, Maid of Mortar, and Stacy is heading to N'awlins with pink pubes.
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- Kathy
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Welcome to Episode 43 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy plans Patrick's new poetry tour (entitled "Maya Angelou Can Suck My Ass"), Patrick hosts the premiere of MasterAss Theatre, Jerry remembers Mr. Rogers, and Melanie deals with chiggers.
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Welcome to Episode 42 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie does one hell of an editing job, Stacy sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider" with 17,000 spiderlings, Patrick offers blowjobs for 5-star reviews and Jerry remembers Mr. Rogers.
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Rich Izzo
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Welcome to Episode 41 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is released from his bag, Melanie stalks her house, Stacy is down in the subbasement working on her newscast, and Patrick recounts the number of ambulance trips to his dinner theater in the last weekend.
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Melanie announces a Special Report about Jerry's kidnapping by Patrick and Stacy. Stay tuned.
Welcome to Episode 40 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick waxes moist about the opening night of THE ODD COUPLE, Jerry muses about the wonder that is Apple, Melanie splices together two separate recording sessions, and Stacy bitches about not being loved enough.
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Tom
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- Terminally Single Tim
- FM Ricky
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Welcome to Episode 39 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Stacy plans her invasion of Goodfield, Patrick is off sweating out a dress rehearsal, Jerry returns from captivity and Melanie most emphatically does NOT have a fatal yeast infection.
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Kathy
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Welcome to Episode 38 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets a training razor, Stacy becomes the Evita Peron of Podcasting, Patrick has to clean the stage while remembering his lines and Jerry sleeps off some cold meds.
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Welcome to Episode 37 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off caring for his love, Melanie shows pictures of her pony act, Stacy leaks just a little bit, Patrick loses the love of his life to some guy with a shopping cart and Special Guest Host Nessa explains why she can't understand her husband's grandfather.
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Welcome to Episode 36b of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we launch Part Two of the Single Sad Bastard Bake Sale and Telethon in hopes of finding Patrick a love toy. Listen as Stacy tries not to drip blood on the floor while interviewing potential candidates, and Melanie and Patrick play voicemail from DQ Rick, the Dairy Fairy. We wrap up this Labor Day episode with an exclusive report from our Foreign Correspondent, somewhere in Jurassic Park.
And now let us introduce Patrick's Perfect Man -- Fred Hogtrim!
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Welcome to Episode 36a of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we launch the first annual Single Sad Bastard Bake Sale and Telethon in hopes of finding Patrick a love toy. Listen as Stacy trawls WalMart and the local Jewel for Patrick's Perfect Man, while Melanie and Patrick perform a musical interlude and promote Taffy/Taylor '08.
Pre-telethon, Patrick and Stacy model their new frocks.
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Welcome to Episode 35 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is severely late, Jerry proudly wears a Chiquita Banana sticker, Melanie muses about her Emergency Backup Husband, Stacy reports the news and Special Guest Host Fairy Princess Holly wonders why Walt won't buy her a tiara.
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- Luna
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Welcome to Episode 34 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has a touch of the bursitis, Patrick gets loaded on half a glass of wine, Jerry is sleeping and Stacy fills in masterfully.
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Welcome to Episode 33 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick explains how to warp the minds of innocent high school freshmen, Jerry calls in via cell phone and gives good advice, and Melanie welcomes DQYDJ Newscast anchor Stacy to the show.
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- Sky
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DQ Rick
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We have voicemail!
- Archerr
- Foul Monkeys Ricky
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Welcome to Episode 32 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie sends a shout out to the adorable Taffy Carlisle Huffington, Patrick conducts the inaugural ceremony of the DQYDJ First Irascible Church of the Podosphere, and Jerry asks our audience for help with his new novel.
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Welcome to Episode 31 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is fascinated with the chupacabra, Melanie is going back on the road for another con, and Patrick is podcasting from work.
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Shelba
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- Eric the Southern Boy
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Welcome to Episode 30 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick has to be treated for a virulent computer infection, Jerry is MIA due to a dental emergency, and Melanie is back from Denver and slightly dizzy.
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- Nico
- Expect It
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Welcome to Episode 29 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is getting ready for Denver, Patrick treats us to a scoop about Simon from the Chipmunks and his current gig in a German transvestite bar, and Jerry celebrates a cat named Wellington.
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Welcome to Episode 28 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry dons his love goggles, Melanie reveals a secret about her mother the Queenpin of Drug Dealers, and Patrick recounts his introduction to the hanky code.
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Welcome to Episode 27 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick shocks the architect's office downstairs, Jerry recounts how a speeding ticket led to him seeing ALIEN at the Graumann's Chinese Theater, and Melanie plotzes over her birthday presents.
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Miss Wes
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Welcome to Episode 26 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry explains the art of giving good critique, Patrick wonders about the trajectory of semen and Melanie waxes rhapsodic over gay porn.
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Welcome to Episode 25 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie critiques Pierce Brosnan's singing voice, Jerry muses over starting his own writing group, and Patrick wants to know where his checks are.
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Welcome to Episode 24 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry accidentally knees Will Durst in the balls, Patrick explains a certain challenge with the 1812 Overture, and Melanie rants about doc-in-the-box medicine.
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Welcome to Episode 23 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is champing at the bit for Mamma Mia and Melanie is entranced with the current holder of the maillot jeune.
- Jerry-less due to a personal situation
- Patrick is miffed
- Melanie is having a VERY good birthday month
- It's all downhill after 30
- Melanie did not meet up with Rodan - wah wah!
- Patrick's connection to the porn industry
- Melanie's new crush -- Cadel Evans
- Patrick is far too fussy
- Mamma Mia and Dark Knight Returns open this weekend!
- Christian Bale topless -- rowr
- Has Meryl had something done to her face?
- The pros and cons of plastic surgery
- No voice or email -- wah wah!
- Melanie gets sultry
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Welcome to Episode 22 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is experiencing stage fright and Melanie is reveling in her newest addition to her car sound system.
- Going out to any flora and fauna with an internet connection
- Jerry has stage fright
- Melanie would really like to relocate to Chicago
- Guess who has an iPod connector in her car?
- Jerry listened to the Meanies on the way to Lisle
- Thank you Nessa for the b-day presents!
- Why doesn't Jeff Combs get more comedic work?
- It's been a great birthday month so far
- Jerry's fighting the Man!
- Looking for houses in Plano
- Reward yourself with masturbation -- you deserve a happy ending
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Archer
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A moment of service interruption
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Wes Stone
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The joys of Polish sausage
- Secrets of the Industry: Detail tips -- Google Street View
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Accueillez à l'épisode 21 de "Ne Quittent Pas Votre Travail De Jour" where Jerry is back, Melanie is speaking French, and Patrick is going through Doctor Who withdrawal.
- Jerry's back!
- Canned chicken smells like cat food
- Jerry's experiences with bachelor cooking
- Back to the trees
- Write in with your simple, tasty meal recipes -- please!
- Melanie likes cold curry for breakfast
- At least Illinois has good beer
- "Dad is great -- give us chocolate cake!"
- We're legal!
- Amish hand-cranked laptops of wood
- Jerry deals with internet withdrawal by writing
- "My muse has a loofah"
- Jerry's mad ninja flyswatter skillz
- Spam comes in multiple flavors, and they all suck
- Secrets of the Industry: Don't get discouraged if you're not writing
- "Eat me, Fluffy!"
- More Doctor Who Chinese
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Ryan Star Jones
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More Bill Cosby
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Welcome to Episode 20 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined once again by Patrick and they speak Chinese about Doctor Who.
- Patrick's back for Round 2
- The Gaik Legacy: much talked about and never seen
- Melanie did her citizenly duty and burned some meat yesterday
- Hancock -- kinda fun
- So, how many listeners DO we have?
- Hi, Jerry!
- Patrick segues ever so gracefully to Doctor Who
- Talking Chinese about the Doctor
- Porn buddies
- How Melanie and Patrick met in early morning Latin
- Dr. David Plesic -- Latin teacher extraordinaire
- More Chinese
- Patrick recounts his new love of podcasts
- Secrets of the Industry: Don't insult editors or publishers in public
- Nights at the Cal Park boat launch -- good times!
- Weight loss goals
- Melanie loves the Tour de France
- Th upcoming house hunt
- Goodbye and good riddance to Jesse Helms
- Manscaping and hair migration
- A meetup at Tardis Chicago?
- Another special song from Patrick
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Welcome to Episode 19 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by her BFF Patrick and they discuss things that they agreed not to discuss on the podcast.
- "Hello, listeners!"
- Jerry is still AWOL due to lack of broadband
- Patrick has a crappy soundcard
- We have a little list of things we agreed not to discuss
- Feline Emergency!
- Back from the Vet ER -- JJ just passed a urethral blockage
- For $217.97, cat pee happens
- Patrick has a night off from "It Runs In The Family" at the Barn
- Oh, to be a general understudy for a gospel musical comedy...
- Patrick finally got off the poker table (cue the porn music)
- It's Melanie and Patrick's 25 high school reunion this year, much to Patrick's chagrin
- How Melanie and Patrick got into college (with AlmaDews!)
- Don't drink and drive, kids!
- Patrick's early mentor, the Blonde Goddess
- Life at Illinois Wesleyan University
- "I'm gay!" "I don't care -- I'll change you!"
- Secrets of the Industry: Just do it
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DQ Rick
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A special song from Patrick
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Welcome to Episode 18 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Mary the Sober Girl of A Drink To Be Sober while Jerry travels to the Land of Lincoln to be with his love.
- The guestest with the bestest
- Frodo -- half the puppy he was
- Melanie hates pilling her cat, because it makes her feel like Sybil's mother
- Expressing the anal glands and why it's good to wear glasses while doing so
- Melanie says go see WALL*E -- it's fabulous
- Mary is strong woth the Animation-fu
- How to use an anniversary present at the slot machines
- Melanie makes a financially responsible decision, dammit
- Old people have a habit of dying at the most inopportune times
- Melanie is one traveling girl this fall
- Rent-A-Litter -- the next new transportation fad
- Mary took a hit from an overweight chihuahua (CHIHUAHUA!)
- Melanie misses her body of water
- Turning your loved ones into jewelry with LifeGem
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- DQ Rick
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Welcome to Episode 17 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie talks about her guardian angel Brian, Jerry explains why a story needs a beginning, middle and end, and we remember the genius that was George Carlin.
- Driving and packing and driving and packing...
- Jerry thinks he looks insane on our website
- Yes, we have video of a partially topless Jerry
- Melanie has a summer cold
- Jerry's looking forward to winter in Illinois
- Chicago does get lake effect snow
- Remembering George Carlin
- Melanie tells a story about her guardian angel, Brian
- If you want to study God's laws, study physics
- Melanie's going to be 42 this year -- how Douglas Adams
- Voicemails are at the end of the show due to technical difficulties
- We have email!
- Katy Mulvey
- Shelba Pittman
-
Walt
-
How to make a GOOD remake
- We discuss Walt's pubic misadventures
- Secrets of the Industry: A story needs a beginning, middle and end
- We have voicemail!
- Albin
- Patrick
-
Bjorn
-
Why we don't need 10 Commandments
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Welcome to Videocast 01 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we get together and thow Jerry a going away party before he heads off to Illinois. Naturally, things get a bit weird...
And yes, I know things look pixilated. I was using my pocket camera that also takes video -- SOME of us don't have flip cameras, you know...
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Welcome to Episode 16 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie reveals the truth about vaginas, Jerry packs for his move to the Land of Lincoln, and we both get White and Nerdy.
- Jerry is in the middle of packing
- The truth about the clitoris
- Melanie dons her sex educator hat...again
- Men have vaginas, too
- Melanie got her early birthday present -- a Palm T|X
- Welcome to Portable Writing Technology Corner
- White and Nerdy
- A slightly stressful day
- Searching for a segue
- Jerry wants to live the simple life
- Melanie, on the other hand, wants Henry Higgins' library
- Secrets of the Industry:
Avoid passive voice - Jerry is a tech emeritus
- The Mac vs. PC jihad
- We have voicemail!
-
Patrick
-
Technical difficulties
- Coming soon -- the all-singing episode
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Welcome to Episode 15 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry bulks up, Melanie works the weekend and we ask for help regarding a very annoying pussy problem
- Jerry is the Incredible Bear-Like Person
- Jerry got donuts for Father's Day
- Farewell, Tim Russert
- Melanie did the work thing this weekend
- Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
- JJ really, REALLY needs meds
- Anyone want a mouthy tuxedo cat?
- Kitty TV!
- The royals are streaking again
- Secrets of the Industry:
Use a good hook
Write for timelessness - We have email!
- Stacy
-
Cassandra
-
We have voicemail!
- Nina
- Kathy
-
Joe
-
Chester Drawers and Making a Bubble
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Welcome to Episode 14 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is tired, Jerry is sick, and voicemails are very, VERY welcome.
- A pair of busy lesbians
- Jerry is all about the fish tacos
- Melanie finally sees (at least part of) THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH
- Who knew Rip Torn was such a hottie in the 70's?
- Does anyone know that Dennis Kucinich brought 35 articles of impeachment against Bush?
- We have voicemail!
- Jerry
- Kathy
-
Ryan
-
A closing message from the BBC
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Welcome to Episode 13 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has received an epiphany from Eddie Izzard, Jerry drinks coffee and talks about the importance of language, and things get a little Skypey towards the end.
- Slower, and with more intensity
- Jerry is not an alcoholic
- Two beers a day is good for a man, honest
- Melanie liked SEX AND THE CITY (and she REALLY liked David Eigenberg)
- How to discuss "tuchus lingus" delicately
- Front row seats at the Eddie Izzard concert
- Eddie loves language, and it shows
- Melanie receives an epiphany: she must SLOW DOWN
- Secrets of the Industry:
Learn how to use language - We have voicemail!
-
Grumpy Old Man
And here's the NSFW link he mentioned -
We have email!
-
Nico
-
Yes, Melanie has made money off smut
- Bad knees suck
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Welcome to Episode 12 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where life is looking more and more like science fiction, Jerry's tired and Melanie tells a story about drunken fencing.
- Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee
- Life is looking more and more SF
- Don't remake BARBARELLA, dammit
- "I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
- Melanie has con crud, and Jerry is tired
- Jerry's daughter is back from Africa
- Customs took Jerry's beef jerky
- Melanie's upcoming weekend in Oklahoma City, OK
- Sharing Trek memories
- Jerry thanks whoever bought him On The Bottom
- Ryan, where's our phone call?
- Hello, podcasters!
- Melanie does not fight with foam swords
- Drunken fencing stories (and Melanie is a were-lesbian)
- THE FALL -- cool movie
- Secrets of the Industry:
Know Your Market
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Welcome to Episode 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is fresh from A-Kon, Jerry enjoys time with his daughter before moving to the Land of Lincoln, and we discuss the fine art of posing action figures.
- The aliens won't let Jerry talk about it
- Melanie spent the weekend at A-Kon
- Anime cons = lots of skin
- We have a live studio audience
- Jerry goes on a daddy/daughter date
- See SPEED RACER before IRON MAN -- trust us on this
- Jerry's leaving on a jet plane
- When Godzilla texts
- David Gerrold -- great writer, sort of a poopyhead in person
- We lost Hedley Lamarr -- godspeed Harvey Korman
- "Here she comes to save the day!"
- Melanie may be in her 40's but she still buys dolls, dammit
- The fine art of arranging your action figures
- We have email:
- Email from Trucker Alex
- Email from Kathy
-
Email from Shelba
-
We have voicemail:
- Voicemail from TruckloadBear
-
Voicemail from Stacy
-
Melanie explains the origins of Albin, the gay caterer who was our connection to the underworld
- Jerry was left alone for weeks at a time, which made for great pool parties
- Melanie's memories of HS parties past
- Secrets of the Industry:
Write your passion - Jerry formulates a consipracy theory about his hubcaps
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Welcome to Episode 10 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie rants about the remake of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN, Jerry stumbles across a special kind of action figure, and more things are dredged up from the past for your amusement.
- Melanie prefers throwing iron to Curves
- Remaking THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN -- why?
- Melanie really, really, REALLY hates bad time travel paradoxes
- When writers write themselves into a corner
- Look, it's Jesus Barbie!
- "Being saved is hard."
- Making Bondage Barbies in Holland
- Melanie's rather good at sculpting little penises
- Tales of the Rubber Ball
- Gaffer Tape, Nipples and Thongs -- oh, my!
- We have voicemail:
- Voicemail from Dan
-
Voicemail from Patrick
-
Melanie has to explain a bit more about the whole teacher thing
- "I still have a thing for you, Ms. Allen..."
- We have email:
-
Email from Walt
-
Secrets of the Industry:
Maintain suspension of disbelief - Melanie will be at A-Kon this weekend
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Welcome to Episode 9 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie gets bitter about her high school graduation day, Jerry explains why landing at the poles on Mars is tough, and we have an extra-special voicemail at the very end.
- It's the 25th anniversary of Melanie's graduation from high school -- she's officially old
- What not to say to a new HS graduate
- Senior moments
- Why isn't weed legal by now?
- Godspeed, Robert Asprin
- Seven minutes of terror on the Red Planet
- Jerry explains it all about landing on Mars
- Pick a type of measurement and stick with it
- Big curved Renaissance boner
- "Why am I staring at it -- I'm not gay?"
- Secrets of the Industry:
Be polite - The First Church of Don't Be An Asshole
- Melanie fields a drunkycall
- We have email from Kathy
- Drunken Monkey fighting with the Wii
- An extra-special voicemail from Kathy and Stacy
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Welcome to Episode 8 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is back from the Great White North and Melanie talks about seeing junk in the Swedish subways.
- Blame WMBYS for our wishlists
- Our childhood of soap operas (plus John De Lancie as a nutty soap professor)
- It's a bad week to be a TV character
- Guess who Melanie is going to see at Dragon*Con?
- Ignore the F-5 in Colorado -- there's no such thing as global warming
- Turd Blossom gets subpoena'd -- FINGER
- Jerry's subconscious thinks politicians are alien lizards
- We need iTune reviews!
- The dangers of shopping with a teenaged daughter
- Jerry mispronounces his future state
- See the special edition of BLADE RUNNER
- Jerry and friends launch Mister Beefalo!
- Come to the Death Star -- we have iPhones!
- Jerry is going to Milan, and Melanie talks about seeing (and yes, this is very NSFW) junk on the Swedish subway walls
- Secrets of the Industry:
Don't trust your spellchecker - We have voicemail from Kathy
- Fire Whores!
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Welcome to Episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off on business and Walt, Holly and Nessa from We're Mean Because You're Stupid step in as guest hosts -- hurrah!
- It only took one take to start the show!
- Walt is afraid of Melanie
- Melanie wants her 600 thread counts sheets, dammit
- Holly is giving away second-hand sheets
- What happens in Las Vegas (like food poisoning) should stay there
- Melanie stimulates the economy big-time
- Holly is dissed in Lame Giant
- Stacy, the Shaman Assistant (now with grass skirt!)
- Jumping the broom in Jolly Olde England
- Walt will be eating for his birthday
- Food is our abusive boyfriend
- Melanie's neighbors should be on Jerry Springer
- The Black Velvet Purrmonster makes an appearance
- We have voicemail from Joe
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Welcome to Episode 6 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we welcome Wes Stone from Live It Up! and Dial H for Homo. And yes, this is gonna be writer-intensive.
- Wes is an experienced writer slaving away in a cracker factory
- Fur, Fangs and Femme is becoming its own subgenre
- Melanie likes to stare at her screen until blood drops appear on her forehead
- Secrets of the Industry:
Give yourself permission to write crap - "Holy literary criticism, Batman!"
- Melanie is the world's best living procrastinator (since Douglas Adams is dead)
- How to make a Portal gun
- "Still Alive"
- Jerry is drinking some bad Karma
- "Will Write For Beer"
- How to get cool free samples
- Jerry and the Foot Flusher
- Wes and Garbage (sans Shirley Manson)
- Adventures at SF cons
- We have email AND voicemail!
- Voicemail from Walt
-
Voicemail from Kathy
-
Go here and read Stacy's conversation with Madame Lola, the Voodoo Queen
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Welcome to Episode 5 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie capers in glee over IKEA and Jerry rages against politicians, the media and having to spend all his beer money on gas.
- Amphibian Phone Sex
- Melanie is a happy camper who loves IKEA
- "Tabernac!"
- Jerry, however, is pissed off at the news
- Hur hur -- Jerry said "rear"
- The media -- catering to the lowest common denominator since the 1970's
- The President is in Texas -- yeehaw...
- Jerry expresses his political views
- "Some freedoms should be limited." Yeah, right.
- THE FALL - Joe-Bob sez check it out
- Charles Darwin as action hero!
- We have email AND voicemail!
- Email from Ryan
- Voicemail from Delilah
- Voicemail from Eric the Southern Boy
-
Voicemail from our beloved progenitor Nessa
-
Secrets of the Industry:
Never give up
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Welcome to Episode 4 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we celebrate the drunken splendor that was Ernest "The Hem" Hemingway, as well as some drunken antics of other writers. Ahem.
- Melanie is somewhat fried by her return to the work force
- The side effects of a decided lack of caffeine
- Jerry's gorilla hair on his arms
- When Batman has phone sex
- Telemarketing sucks!
- Jerry has gogo boots -- now he just needs a strip to work
- Having an uncle who is also an aunt
- It's not fair that Eddie Izzard is so pretty
- Melanie's name is on Mars
- Voicemail from Eric the Southern Boy
http://boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com
* A fundamentalist calls in to complain
* The evilness of all-you-can-eat restaurants
* A story from Melanie's drunken past
* Due to tornados, this may be our final podcast
* Melanie must see Wicked
* Secrets of the Industry:
Establish a writing routine
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Welcome to Episode 3 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Or, more accurately, Episode 3.5. Damn you, Skypiness!
- We're gonna burn for this one
- Iron Man -- you won't notice your numb butt!
- Adding unnecessary crap to a movie
- Here comes Speed Racer, thanks to the Wachowki Brothers
- Christina Ricci is hot, and Jerry feels like a dirty old man
- A Skypiness intermission -- we're now on iterations
- Heath Ledger plays one crazy-eyed mother%^*#$% in Dark Knight
- Melanie's adventures with New York drug dealers
- Doing time in a Swedish prison
- Sürstromming -- "Let's have crap on bread!"
- It's fun to watch rich people get eaten by monsters!
- Melanie's 20-year crush on Jeffrey Combs
- The SciFi Channel -- home of schlock
- Thunderbirds Are Go!
- Secrets of the Industry:
Read the Guidelines
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Welcome to Episode 2 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" We're on both channels this time, and Melanie has had way too much fun with GarageBand.
- Tonight's a Bloated&CrankyCast!
- 7 hours to pass a $%*&#%^ safety test
- Melanie dreams of Adam West
- Is that your utility belt, or are you just happy to see me?
- Miley Cyrus = bumper harvest!
- Jerry goes to Tijuana and sees lots of magic tricks
- Melanie dons her sex educator hat
- Jerry's Poetry Corner
- Allergies suck ass, but allergy shots are wonderful
- Darth Vader wants to know where his Playboys are
- Hans the baggage handler has anger management issues
- Jane Austen as space opera
- Secrets of the Industry:
Yog's Law - Money flows TOWARD the writer
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Welcome to Episode 1 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" And no, Melanie is nowhere near as loaded as she sounds -- it's just the decongestants, honest.
In our inaugural podcast, we cover a wide variety of topics:
- Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man?
- Drug humor without guilt
- Just Say No, Ben!
- We must sacrifice Britney's cameltoe for the harvest
- Melanie is the Kiss of Death, so she hates you all
- Jerry and Melanie compare drinks (and man, tequila is expensive)
- Jerry as media mogul
- Jesus was a home brewer
- Fairy godmothers as environmental activists
- The obligatory writing-type stuff
- Melanie is Hobby Lobby's bitch
- What the hell is an interrobang?!
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