The Cavalry: Recent Episodes
Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner
Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.
Andrew needs backup that Americans aren't actually that loud. Johnny needs backup that it's ok to wear sneakers with a suit. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that you can just leave forms blank if you want. Johnny needs backup that you can sleep in as late as you want on vacation.
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Johnny needs backup that you Disneyland prices should be income based. Andrew needs backup that the Oscars needs a best "Kids Movie" category instead of best "Animated Film" category.
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Andrew needs backup that he needs credit for dressing casual. Johnny needs backup that we need to get rid of offsides in soccer.
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It's a World Cup episode! Johnny needs backup that penalty kicks are a dumb way to decide World Cup matches. Andrew needs backup that the coaches for World Cup teams should have to be from the country that they're coaching.
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Andrew needs backup that government run public restrooms should never be closed. Johnny needs backup that if the catcher catches a foul tip it should be an out no matter what the count is. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that the angsty chefs need to take it down a notch. Johnny needs backup that there needs to be more rules when it comes to the marketing of horror movies. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that there shouldn't be rule changes in sports or there should be. Andrew needs backup that there should be two categories of kids movies... Kids movies that are good for kids and kids movies that are made for adults that kids actually hate. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should tell you what time the actual movie starts. Andrew needs backup that couples shouldn't fight in public on vacation.
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Andrew needs backup that cemeteries are a waste and we should get rid of them. Johnny needs backup that landscaping is a scam. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup to never worry about trends. Johnny needs backup that cargo shorts are great actually. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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Johnny needs backup on ending the potluck. Andrew needs backup that we need to end advertising food at restaurants as the basic elements of food.
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Andrew needs backup that all fountain drinks should cost the same amount regardless of size. Johnny needs backup that we need government regulation on Youtube comments. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that we should ban all prediction markets. Johnny needs backup that it's fine to not have a bed frame or box spring actually. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that it's ok to make the middle and aisle seat get up when you have to use the bathroom. Johnny needs backup that we should eliminate voice mail. Enjoy!
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Andrew makes a giant music error right off the top! Football season can't come back quick enough. Then Andrew needs backup that flight attendants shouldn't sell credit cards if the flight has been delayed. Johnny needs backup that we know too much about celebrities.
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Andrew needs backup that the iPads with the trivia games and advertisements hanging in the back of headrests in Ubers should be banned. Johnny needs backup that celebrities shouldn't use nicknames when talking about other celebrities.
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Johnny needs backup that limited series television should just be movies. Andrew needs backup that 20 percent is the standard tip in perpetuity.
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Andrew needs backup that we don't need our kids flying to play youth sports. Johnny needs backup that there should be frequent flier miles for driving. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that mechanics have a shady reputation because they're trying to hard to prove they're not shady. Johnny needs backup that he's not gonna borrow a snow blower from his neighbors. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that it's dumb to check the weather back home when you're on vacation. Johnny needs backup that it's obvious Christmas is the best holiday.
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We ask if Johnny will ever be able to cancel his Shinesty subscription... Then Johnny needs backup that it's not a symptom of having many siblings growing up, he just enjoys eating fast. Andrew needs backup that restaurants with a view are always worse than restaurants without a view. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that you should be able to take home beverages you bring to a party that don't get consumed. Andrew needs backup that everyone should vote on what the state of the union actually is before the President gives the State of the Union address, and then the President should have to respond to that vote.
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Andrew needs backup that your Dominos account doesn't need more security than pharmacies. Johnny needs backup that it shouldn't be legal to buy old cop cars and drive them around.
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Johnny needs backup that people who claim they aren't spoiling a show or movie, but just want to tell you their opinion about it, are still spoiling the show or movie. Andrew needs backup that picky eaters after the age of four can no longer eliminate menu items that they used to like. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that social media sites should let you pay to reset your algorithm. Andrew needs backup that you don't need to put the disclaimers that the world is awful before your promotional posts. Enjoy!
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It's the 300th episode of The Cavalry! So many great memories to share. But who has time because we need backup! Andrew needs backup that a TV show can't have more seasons than years it's been on the air. Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks suck. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 300 episodes and never missing one.
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Johnny needs backup that it's not a selling point to have underwear that has a separate compartment for your balls. Andrew needs backup that electronic banking shouldn't take holidays off. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that highway signs advertising fast food places actually have to have the fast food places exist somewhere near the exit. Andrew needs backup that the spikes on some semi-truck hubcaps shouldn't be legal.
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Andrew needs backup that Christmas Eve service needs to start at 6pm or earlier and be under 45 minutes. Johnny needs backup that he doesn't need anyone to send thank you cards. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that all divisions and the conferences should be eliminated in the NFL. Andrew needs backup that it's unseemly to keep up with technology after a certain age. Happy New Year!
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Johnny needs backup that December birthdays are actually an advantage. Andrew needs backup that Costco should sell health insurance. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that the NBA needs a height limit. Johnny needs backup that ruffled chips are better than flat chips. Merry Christmas!
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Andrew needs backup that the new TSA basket system isn't faster. Johnny needs backup that there should be fact checking during bio-pics so you know what really happened.
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Andrew needs backup that if as a business if you don't accept cash you can't then charge to take credit cards. Johnny needs backup that you don't have to tip at an all inclusive resort.
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It's our first live episode! Enjoy as we try to backup the Wisconsin crowd as they submitted their topics before the show. If you're looking for more traditional Cavalry content, make sure you're subscribed to the Patreon for our extended post-show banter.
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Johnny needs backup that they should just eliminate the least popular flavors in the variety pack. Andrew needs backup that leaning against the wall when you're doing standup comedy is arrogant and stupid. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that asking "What do you do there?" in response to a vacation destination is a dumb question. Johnny needs backup that he would fight mugger before giving them anything.
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Andrew needs backup that DJ's are great and we need more of them! Johnny needs backup that if you order takeout and they forget an item you should be owed a sexual favor. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that there all single-occupancy restrooms should be genderless. Johnny needs backup that no one needs to send voice memos you can just text. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that using AI to plan your vacations is stupid. Johnny needs backup that Valentines Day is stupid. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup on being able to sign a waiver to forgo his medical privacy so he can just get an email from his doctor. Johnny needs backup that he would always rather watch a movie than a show, again.
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Andrew needs backup that if you're really rich you should just tip everyone for everything all the time. Johnny needs backup that Halloween should always be the last Saturday of October.
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Andrew needs backup that people who try to give you perspective when you're going through a hard time aren't as helpful as they think they are. Johnny needs backup that sports movies are better than sports themselves. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that streamers don't need to tease that they've got old movies they just acquired the rights to "coming soon". Johnny needs backup that it's ok to lock your bedroom door to keep your kids out of your room at night. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that airlines should ask for your height and weight in order to seat the plane equitably. Andrew needs backup that if you ask for a prescription for a Covid vaccine they should just give it to you.
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Johnny needs backup that all memes should only be used with attribution to the original author. Andrew needs backup that taking pride in your generation's accomplishments is dumb. Enjoy!
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Andrew needs backup that waiting in a long line for gas isn't worth whatever you're saving. Johnny needs backup that the Got Jesus campaign is a lazy ripoff of Got Milk and any Got whatever campaign should be banned. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that stay-at-home mom influencers are by definition not stay-at-home moms. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far with the pollinator gardens and has created emboldened bees. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code to get in, it should be cleaner than the average public bathroom. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that the public deserves to know the details in all celebrity deaths. Andrew needs backup because Heidi forgot which date was his birthday and had the audacity to ask him. Subscribe to the Patreon!!!
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Johnny needs backup that no one should get to brag about running a half-marathon. Andrew needs backup that if you're going to dedicate a bench to someone on a hike make sure you do it at the top of the the hill. Enjoy!
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We discuss a Cavalry power move used in the wild by a loyal listener! Then Andrew needs backup on companies awarding rewards points for basic decency. Johnny needs backup that when women moon someone it's not really a prank. Enjoy!
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It's episode 272 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that money does in fact buy happiness. Andrew needs backup that you can't bring McDonalds into the airport lounge. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that waiters shouldn't sit down at the table with you when they're taking your order. Andrew needs backup that only married years count towards an anniversary, and you can't keep counting if your spouse died. Enjoy!
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Johnny gives a wallpaper disaster update and Andrew's gonna try and install a new dishwasher top rack. Johnny needs backup wondering why no matter what he eats his poops are always roughly the same. Andrew needs backup that we should eliminate inflight announcements. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that concerts should start on time. Andrew needs backup that constellations are a scam. Johnny gives an appliance update which includes a repairman blowdrying his refrigerator and Andrew learns the difference between Brian and Ryan Adams. Enjoy!
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On episode 268 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup that people who say they're not into politics need to pick a side. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't be allowed to save seats.
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Andrew needs backup that gum sucks. Johnny needs backup that claw machines should be illegal. They talk about Father's Day plans and just how Andy Dufrane got that hiding spot in the Bible for his rock hammer cut so perfectly. Enjoy!
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Johnny needs backup that all children's birthday parties should be drop off! Andrew needs backup that fish and chips are overrated. Enjoy!
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It's episode 265 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if you've ever changed your mind on Trump, in either direction, then you have no soul. Johnny needs backup that comedy competitions should go extinct. Enjoy!
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It's episode 264 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if Chick-fil-a is going to be at the airport, they have to be open on Sundays. Johnny needs backup that to comment on Youtube videos you must have posted at least one Youtube video. Enjoy!
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It's episode 263 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should embrace the positives of everyone getting dumber. Johnny needs backup that the ads for bidets are a misrepresentation. Enjoy!
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It's episode 262 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't be able to delete direct messages. Johnny needs backup that when you get pulled over, they should let you know whether or not you're getting the ticket before they leave to go back to their car.
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It's Episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be a federal minimum on offers airlines make to you to reschedule your ticket. Johnny needs backup that wallpaper sucks. Enjoy!
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It's Episode 260 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't have to freeze your credit, the default should be frozen. Johnny needs backup that if a insurance company decides not to pay out your policy, they should have to give back the premiums you paid in. Enjoy!
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It's epsisode 259 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should get rid of any forced pleasantries from fast food or convenience store employees. Andrew needs backup that joggers shouldn't jog in the street. Enjoy!
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It's episode 258 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on showing time codes for reality shows. Andrew needs backup that saying spinach is triple washed has the opposite of the intended effect. Enjoy!
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It's Episode 257 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on the Dyson Vacuum being far and away the greatest vacuum of all time. Andrew needs backup on the key to parenting being the first one in the morning to say you didn't sleep great last night. Enjoy!
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It's episode 256 of The Cavalry! First, long-time Cavalry fan Kyle McClure needs backup that music conductors are pointless. Andrew needs backup that non-screen time parents are the hardest working parents in the history of modern civilization. Johnny needs backup that theaters should stop showing anniversary re-releases of movies and just do new movies. Enjoy!
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It's episode 255 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Shamrock Shakes are gross. Andrew needs backup that wiping your kids nose that last time before dropping them off at preschool isn't going to make a difference. Enjoy!
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It's episode 254 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that girl scout cookies are terrible. Johnny needs backup that if you're the one that leaves someone at the altar, you need to explain to the audience the wedding isn't happening.
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It's episode 253 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Dairy Queens needing to move into cities. Johnny needs backup on relying on big hotel chains for a Mexican vacation. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 252 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be weather-tiered drivers licenses. Andrew needs backup that he needs a hobby. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! We're only one subscriber away from profitability!
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It's episode 251 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on returning Amazon packages for his wife. Andrew needs backup that ads should quit showing themselves to you once you've bought the product. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 250 of The Cavalry! Previous guest and friend of the show Brandt Tobler pinch hits for Johnny as co-host and needs backup that his plan to never pay taxes is win/win. Johnny magically appears for post-show banter so join the Patreon to get your Beehner fix!
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It's episode 249 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on the Grammy's being the best awards show. Johnny needs backup that there should be a draft to decide who's the President of the United States. Enjoy!
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It's episode 248 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that living forever is overrated. Johnny needs backup that minivans have gotten a bad rap. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 247 of The Cavalry! First Andrew needs backup that all movies in theaters should have an intermission. Then he pivots at the end to Reddit is the only fun social media site left. Johnny needs backup that Chicago drivers are the worst drivers. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 246 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that thermometers should just be for babies and scientists. Andrew needs backup that vending machines should be just for soda and candy. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 245 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one needs a private Instagram page. Johnny needs backup that having your birthday around Christmas isn't actually bad. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after games they should use a T-shirt cannon to get them up to the cheap seats instead of giving them to rich kids. Enjoy!
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It's episode 243 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that couches should come put together. Andrew needs backup that all preschools need bidets. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
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It's episode 242 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be able to declare gambling losses on your taxes (turns out it might be that you already can). Andrew needs backup that that "treating the symptom, not the disease" is actually just fine.
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It's episode 241 of The Cavalry! Due to scheduling problems the great Jason Russell pinch-hits for Andrew. Jason needs backup that he likes women who are hairy and have scars. Enjoy!
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It's episode 240 of The Cavalry! An update to Johnny's new dog! Then Johnny needs backup that companies have gone too far in warning us about ingesting plastic. Andrew needs backup that if you subscribe to a cable or streaming service it should work anywhere you can get online, not just in your hometown. Enjoy!
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It's episode 239 of The Cavalry! The Beehner's get a new dog! Andrew's back on the ship. Johnny needs backup on letting society crumble. Andrew needs backup that only true degenerates know what's going on with slot machines. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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It's episode 238 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the year the movie You've Got Mail came out was the apex of technology being good. Andrew needs backup that emergency vehicles need to either use the siren fully or not at all. Enjoy!
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It's episode 237 of The Cavalry! It's a class warfare episode as Andrew needs backup that in exchange for publicly financed stadiums, billionaire sports team owners should have to be filmed for 24-hours following a loss. Johnny needs backup that no one is allowed to have a billion dollars.
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It's episode 236 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that political candidates aren't allowed to advertise. Andrew needs backup that rocking chairs aren't relaxing and if anything require the most work of any chair. Enjoy!
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It's episode 235 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we need a new Zulu alphabet. Johnny needs backup on not washing clothes new clothes you just bought before wearing them. Enjoy!
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It's episode 234 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that friends shouldn't tell friends they love them if they know it's going to make them uncomfortable. Andrew needs backup that if you get more than 50 percent of your screen time from Youtube it makes you weird. Enjoy!
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It's episode 233 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Ben and Jerry's should give you the peanut butter cups separate from the ice cream so you can mix them in yourself and they're not frozen. Andrew needs backup that the movie business should embrace "shorts" and make them marketable with big stars. Enjoy!
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It's episode 232 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you have a guest you should provide a brand new bar of soap. Andrew needs backup that scams should be trying harder. Enjoy!
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It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! This week Andrew needs backup that "all you can eat" specials that aren't buffets are a scam. Johnny needs backup that if you expose a food to the world as being unhealthy you must also provide an equally delicious alternative. Enjoy!
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It's episode 230 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be concerts and events where rich people are explicitly excluded. Andrew needs backup that doctors were faking it up until a 100 years ago. Enjoy!
It's episode 229 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we don't need signs to tell us bees are pollinating. Johnny needs backup that it's ok not to wash your legs in the shower, even though he does. Enjoy!
It's episode 228 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the Apple mouse shouldn't have it's charging port underneath it. Andrew needs backup that football teams should only have one captain. Enjoy!
It's episode 227 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Europe needing to decide on do they want American tourists or don't they. Johnny needs backup on the futility of "don't let your dog poop or pee here" signs. Enjoy!
It's episode 226 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that golf balls should be bigger. Andrew needs backup that Chinese food restaurants should be forced to switch to soda fountains like the rest of the world. Enjoy!
It's episode 225 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you should never turn your location tracker on. Johnny needs backup that you don't need the Sani-seat in public restrooms. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 224 of The Cavalry and Jason Russell is back! He needs backup on a Salma Hayek fantasy and defends himself from several of Johnny's previous topics. Enjoy!
It's episode 223 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if a Sirius radio channel is dedicated to an artist it should only play songs by that artist. Andrew needs backup that our country is too reliant on charity. Enjoy!
It's episode 222 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should do away with all polling and just be surprised on election day. Andrew needs backup that the phrase "calorie deficit" needs to be retired because it's useless. Enjoy!
It's episode 221 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should list the actual start times of movies. Andrew needs backup that if your way to handle the stress of being on trial for murder is to work out then you're guilty. Enjoy!
It's episode 220 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that they're never going to enforce a fireworks ban and people should get over it. Johnny needs backup that being tall is a disability. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter... Enjoy!
It's Episode 219 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to go to potlucks. Andrew needs backup that the people who "rep" their city the hardest never tend to live in that city. Enjoy!
It's episode 218 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you get a parking ticket they should deduct parking fees you've already paid from the ticket. Andrew needs backup that when there's a long line, only one member of your party should be waiting in it. Enjoy!
It's episode 217 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it shouldn't matter if you book directly with a company or through a third party. Johnny needs backup that foul balls should only count as half a strike. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter.
It's episode 216 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that every standing ovation had something at least slightly hacky that led to it. Johnny needs backup that you should never have to save seats for people. Enjoy!
It's episode 215 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being mad at someone for farting unless it smells like eggs. Andrew needs backup that the government should forgive your student loans if you can prove you're not using your degree in any way. Enjoy!
It's episode 214 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on eliminating get to know you games in adult life. Andrew needs backup on not bagging your own groceries at fancy grocery stores. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that every domicile should have a spare bathroom, even if it's an outhouse. Andrew needs backup that we should re-embrace talking on the phone. Enjoy!
Johnny details the harrowing experience of his cystoscopy. Then he needs backup on poutine being overrated. Andrew needs backup that it's unfair to the deceased to use DNA tests to discover their secrets. Enjoy!
It's episode 211 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not buying birthday gifts for adult friends. Andrew needs backup on charities having more practical goals. Enjoy!
It's episode 210 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on putting an end to "No Mow May." Andrew needs backup with restaurants having the confidence to choose their own sauces for menu items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post Show Banter!
It's episode 209 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we're overdue for someone inventing a new sport. Andrew needs backup on restaurants standing by all the items on their menu. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 208 of The Cavalry! Or, as it's known to some, our four year anniversary. To commemorate this momentous occasion, Andrew needs backup that any author is smarter than people who don't write books. Johnny needs backup that parent teacher conferences for kids under 10 are unnecessary. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 207 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Chipotle's queso should be available everywhere. Andrew needs backup that furniture you order online needs to come a little bit more put together. Enjoy!
It's episode 206 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on pilots not bragging about being early until they're sure there's an open gate ready for the plane. Johnny needs backup on having real-time, fact checked debates being a requirement for running for President. Enjoy!
It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 204 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that WebMD should be password protected so only doctors can access it. Andrew needs backup that boxing hype videos are counter-productive. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 203 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup how people who complain about inflation need to stop ordering on DoorDash. Johnny needs backup that people need to have more shame around having pink eye. Enjoy!
It's episode 202 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the government should just tell us what we owe for taxes. Andrew needs backup that spies in the movies need to finish their expensive sandwiches rather than throwing them in the trash after one bite. Enjoy!
It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy!
It's the 200th episode of The Cavalry! For this anniversary spectacular, Andrew needs backup on not being expected to bring big parent energy for other random kids beside your own. Johnny needs backup that seat-warmers in cars should come standard. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 200 episodes. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 199 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that choosing between the lesser of two evils isn't unique to politics. Johnny needs backup that whatever a doctor does to you you should be able to reciprocate if you choose to. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 198 of The Cavalry! We backup two listeners who reviewed the podcast! Then Johnny needs backup that nobody wants the "Thins" version of any candy or cookie. Andrew needs backup that nobody cares if a food is authentic to the country it's from, just that it tastes good. Enjoy!
It's episode 197 of The Cavalry and Johnny's back after a relaxing trip with the family to Disneyworld. Andrew needs backup on his theory that airlines should reward you for minutes spent on a plane rather than miles flown. Johnny needs backup that anyone should be able to use a handicap stall in public restrooms.
It's episode 196 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's wasn't better back then. Johnny needs backup that Jim from the Office was kind of a dick. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter!
It's episode 195 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that parents shouldn't total up family vacation expenses for Instagram content. Johnny needs backup that you should need a license to post do-it-yourself videos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 194 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that by not flushing the toilet when you pee, the toilet paper piles up and then when he poops it's stinkier because it's not underwater. That's a topic right? Andrew needs backup that if the door flies off a plane he's riding in, and no one is injured, that the pilot should just keep going to the final destination. Enjoy!
It's episode 193 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bowling is a great activity. Andrew needs backup that kids should only be allowed three toys in their possession at a time. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 192 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be no situation where society requires you to have your license plate memorized. Johnny needs backup that all society should be required to wear the same outfit like in low-budget sci fi movies. Enjoy!
Happy New Year! It's episode 191 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should bring back the word supper. Johnny needs backup that movies are too long. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas! It's episode 190 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on slowing down with all the holiday tipping. Johnny needs backup that basketball should be 4 on 4. Enjoy!
It's episode 189 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it sucking when shows separate their final season into two. Andrew needs backup that it's inspiring to have an 80-year-old President because it gives hope that we could all be President one day. Enjoy! Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 188 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's not impressive when soap brags that it's not tested on animals. Johnny needs backup that there's too many apps. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 187 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you don't get clean taking a bath. Andrew needs backup that someone coming over to you kitchen and cooking dinner is more of a chore for you than a favor. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 186 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Trump wasting his time running again because why wouldn't the deep state just cheat again. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't store your toothbrush out in the open air of the bathroom, until Andrew convinces him that he doesn't believe his topic and he switches sides. Enjoy!
It's episode 185 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we don't need umbrellas. Andrew needs backup that fast food places don't need apps. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 184 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on once people decide someone's not funny, not being able to change their mind no matter the evidence. Andrew needs backup on if people gasp while looking at their phones they should have to immediately tell the person they're with what was so shocking. Enjoy!
It's episode 183 of The Cavalry! We recap Johnny's batman roast! If you want to see it here's the links to his set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nTKZVIYJA
And here's the link to Batman's roast response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZK-tM9-4g
Johnny needs backup that when you're super attractive it works against you as a comedian. Andrew needs backup that happy hour menu's are almost always a ripoff. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 182 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it should be socially acceptable to pour full glasses of wine. Johnny needs backup that he prefers stand-up specials that start with a little sketch. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 181 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Apple needs to take more time in between iPhone releases. Andrew needs backup on food carts needing to have seating areas. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 180 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that all nuts should be sold without shells. Andrew needs backup that everyone who whitens their teeth is selfish. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 179 of The Cavalry and Matt Knudsen returns as our guest! We talk Hollywood strikes, marathons and Matt's new book "Have I Seen You In Anything" which is available now on Amazon! Matt needs backup that Groupon's are great and effective. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 178 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on doing away with post-credit movie scenes. Andrew needs backup on any slipper with a hard, rubber sole is just a shoe and should be treated as such when it comes to indoor use. Remember to join the Patreon to hear post-show banter and bonus episodes. Enjoy!
It's episode 177 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being able to drop his kids off at children's birthday parties unless he's specifically asked to attend. Andrew needs backup on not believing any conspiracy theories. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.
It's episode 176 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Michael Jackson did it. Andrew needs backup on Tobasco being the worst hot sauce despite it being omnipresent. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 175 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that to save money you should always go grocery shopping when you have to pee. Johnny needs backup that all the stand-up videos on Instagram make it seem like anyone can do it. Enjoy!
It's episode 174 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on fancy taco places needing to offer heartier options. Johnny needs backup on eating outside always being worse than eating inside. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!
It's episode 173 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on outlawing critical comments of home improvement videos. Johnny needs backup on parents being clearer on the differences between pickup and drop-off. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 172 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bands shouldn't do covers on their albums, just in concerts. Andrew needs backup on childless adults being more grateful to people raising kids. Plus we backup patreon-listner Ryan on consulting with the neighbors before building a fence. Enjoy!
It's episode 171 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks are and always have been terrible. Andrew needs backup that the rest of Major League Baseball secretly resents Shohei Ohtani. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 170 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that underpants don't need to be funny. Andrew needs backup that recipes should put the amounts in the directions along with the ingredients list. Enjoy! Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and the link to our live re-naming Instagram episode!
It's episode 169 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be allowed to not be a dog person if you want. Andrew needs backup that fading out to end a song is cheating. This Wednesday at 3pm Eastern/6pm Pacific we will do an Instagram Live episode of The Cavalry! If you don't catch it live it will go up on our Patreon to listen to later. But we will deal once and for all with the controversy of changing the name of the podcast. Subscribe to the Patreon for that or tune in live on Instagram!
It's episode 168 of The Cavalry and we're joined by returning guest Scott Beehner! Scott is a hilarious actor and performer and also Johnny's brother. Scott is vehemently anti-name change for The Cavalry and needs backup on tech nerds computer skills being too narrow to be useful. Johnny needs backup on Illinois drivers being c*nts. Andrew needs backup on Milkbones dog treats being trash. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 167 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on friends only getting three recommendations for things before they're cut off. Andrew needs backup on talking behind people's back actually making you a better friend. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 166 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that everyone is a hypocrite when they criticize Joe Biden's age. Johnny needs backup on people who watch prank videos and have to analyze whether or not it's real being annoying. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 165 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that "giving your one kid a buddy" is a flimsy reason for having a second kid. Johnny needs backup on not wanting the bands to hold out the mic at concerts so the audience sings the song. Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
It's episode 164 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on giving flight attendants presents being a selfish act. Johnny needs backup on there being a two-child limit for couples, but then pulls a 180 and needs backup that everyone should be required to have more than two. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 163 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on parades being boring. Johnny needs backup on cell-phone contracts being a scam. Enjoy!
It's episode 162 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the signs that say you have to shower before you use the pool. Andrew needs backup that it's not that gross to keep eating even if you've already thrown your napkin on top of your plate. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on not assuming someone won't do something nice for you unless you tell them there's a wheel chair involved. Johnny needs backup that there's a lot of unconnected murderers walking among us. Join the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!
It's episode 160 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it being outrageous that McDonald's charges extra for sauces. Andrew needs backup on it being silly when comedians ask social media where they should go on tour next. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 160 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it being outrageous that McDonald's charges extra for sauces. Andrew needs backup on it being silly when comedians ask social media where they should go on tour next. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 159 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on RBI's and assists being worthless stats, Andrew needs backup on judges shouldn't wear robes. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!
It's episode 158 of The Cavalry! Johnny recaps the two big things that happened to him yesterday. Then Andrew needs backup on coffee shops being legally required to have wifi, and Johnny needs backup on babysitters charging less when it's just watching kids while they're asleep. Enjoy!
It's part two of our Three Year Anniversary extravaganza! We bring back show favorite Jason Russell. After receiving no backup on his insane spoiler policy for movies he's already seen, Jason needs backup on enjoying non-alcoholic beer, companies discontinuing the underpants he likes and always matching your clothes. Enjoy! And thanks again for listening these last three years!
It's episode 156 of The Cavalry which means it's officially our three-year anniversary! To commemorate this historical achievement Cavalry favorite Christina Walkinshaw joins the show. Christina needs backup on overhead compartments on planes being reserved just for roller bags and getting rid of iPad bartenders. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 155 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on wanting to be left alone when it comes to sending back food or not. Johnny needs backup on bringing kids flavors of toothpaste to adult toothpaste. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 154 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on sunburns being embarrassing and sand being bad. Johnny needs backup on abstaining from sharing at Tapas places. Post-show banter is up on the Patreon. Enjoy!
It's episode 153 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on those touch screen coke machines being vastly overrated. Johnny needs backup on people phone shaming at concerts being a-holes. Also over on the Patreon a new bonus episode is live! We rank our top five movies in a variety of categories. Enjoy!
It's episode 152 of The Cavalry! After a thrilling update on Johnny's dog poop bucket, Johnny needs backup on eliminating lemon from the possible flavors of candy. Andrew needs backup on not being forced to repeat a boring story if someone didn't hear it because their AirPods were in. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 151 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on how pets shouldn't be a thing. Andrew needs backup that fighting our eventual robot overlords is futile. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! And if you want backup, leave a five star review and what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show. Thanks for listening!
It's episode 150(!) of The Cavalry! After a furious debate about the difference between highways and freeways, Andrew needs backup on there only being one speed limit on all freeways. Andrew also humiliates himself trying to do math. Johnny needs backup on Indiana Jones 4 being good. Enjoy!
It's episode 149 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on cancellations being put to a national popular vote. Andrew needs backup that anyone who speaks two languages is smarter than anyone who only speaks one. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
It's episode 148 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we know too much and technology needs to pump the breaks. Andrew needs backup that customs forms are useless and the passport shouldn't be so important. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
It's episode 147 of The Cavalry! Andrew's on the ship but that's not stopping him from needing backup that escalators should go faster. Johnny needs backup on the Olive Garden being delicious. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
It's episode 146 of The Cavalry! After a Super Bowl recap and discussion of a listener comment, Andrew needs backup on unrealistic cleanliness standards for houses being the reason adults lose friends as they get older. Johnny needs backup on not being an asshole for not telling family when he's in their town performing. Enjoy!
It's episode 145 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on there being an easier way for the IRS to collect taxes. Andrew needs backup on sober people being the real nepo babies. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.
It's episode 144 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on not wanting to see good dad's in children's programming because it makes him feel inferior. Johnny needs backup on not living so long that you're someone's burden. Enjoy! Join the Patreon to hear our bonus Would You Rather episode and all sorts of extra content.
It's episode 143 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on teleportation being the next big technical advancement. Andrew needs backup on home insurance covering everything or nothing at all. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our upcoming Would You Rather bonus episode!
It’s episode 142 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being anti-subscription. Andrew needs backup on making scientists famous again. Enjoy!
It's episode 141 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one has ever actually been smothered to death by a pillow. Johnny needs backup on his belief that no one is actually a flat-earther. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
It's episode 140 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not returning gifts for anything except for a different size. Andrew needs backup on being able to pay extra for UPS to backdate when you dropped a package off. Enjoy! Join the Patreon to hear post-show banter and our bonus episodes!
It's episode 139 of The Cavalry and Johnny learns at what temperature water freezes. Then Johnny needs backup on not putting raisins or other undesirable things in cookies. Andrew needs backup on always buying the fruit that's already bagged up. Enjoy! Also subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episode with Mike Cummings where he tells us his best quitting stories.
It's episode 138 of The Cavalry and we did it live! Andrew needs backup on the signs businesses have saying "no cash on the premises" being dumb and Johnny needs backup on LayZBoy's not being that comfortable. Enjoy!
It's episode 137 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on using bitter referees who never made it as the rules specialists on NFL broadcasts. Johnny needs backup on if something is expensive enough it should never require maintenance or upkeep from the owner. Our live recording on Instagram will be Tuesday, Dec 20 at 10 EST, 7PST. Listen live and suggest topics!
It's episode 136 of The Cavalry and Johnny admits to paying for the AI self portraits everyone's been doing. Johnny needs backup on never utilizing the anti-tipping devices that come with Ikea furniture. Andrew needs backup on never telling people how long their vacation has to be depending on the destination. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy!
On episode 135 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on basketball games telling you when you can leave early and Andrew needs backup on all the commercial Santas this year being too hot. Enjoy!
In episode 134 of The Cavalry, Johnny needs backup on slime, paint and sandboxes being the worst toys for kids. Andrew needs backup on everyone being a geography expert when you tell them your layover. Enjoy!
It's episode 133 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that it's too easy to mistakenly take a screenshot on your iPhone. Andrew needs backup that people are underestimating Trump yet again. Enjoy!
Johnny and Andrew debate the pros and cons of being a billionaire. Then Johnny needs backup on the fly being too short on his pants and taking multiple pieces of cake. Andrew needs backup on the people who have to see every National Park before they die being too dramatic. Enjoy!
Johnny needs backup on not listening to the over-confident “you can bring weed on the plane” guy. Andrew needs backup on the perceptions of Portland being a scary hell-scape, but also filled with liberal wusses, not making sense. Post-show banter over on the Patreon!
It's episode 130 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being impressed by server's who don't write down your order. Andrew needs backup on not judging loud farters at airport urinals. Enjoy!
It's episode 129 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on raking being the worst chore. Andrew needs backup on Instagram videos not being the death of stand-up comedy. Enjoy!
It's episode 128 of The Cavalry! After an epic appliance talk deriding printers that require an ink subscription, Johnny needs backup on the actual best athletes in the world are people you've never heard of because they just didn't care enough about the sport they were good at. Andrew needs backup on preferring aisle seats over window seats making you a better person. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter.
Comedian Lawrence Thomas fills in for Andrew on episode 127 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on society disincentivizing you from doing good things nowadays. Lawrence needs backup on gender reveal parties being stupid and there being too many dogs in restaurants. Enjoy!
It's episode 126 of The Cavalry! After some pre-show banter and backing up a wild review from listener Kyle, Andrew needs backup on beach houses/hotels being crappier than regular places. Johnny needs backup on it being embarrassing to have a birthday party as an adult. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
In episode 125 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on not wanting to be called a Girl Dad. Johnny needs backup on wanting bathroom stall doors to open out, not in. Remember to rate and review and tell us what you need backup on and we'll discuss it on the show!
It's episode 124 of The Cavalry and comedian Alvin Williams is our guest! Alvin is the producer and host of the Moscow (Idaho) comedy festival and that's where Alvin and Andrew are joining the show from. Alvin needs backup on Neil De Grasse Tyson being full of it and that NFT's are a money laundering scheme. Enjoy!
It's episode 123 of The Cavalry! Andrew and Johnny go over the swag bags that went out to the Patreon subscribers, then Johnny needs backup on that it's not worth it to him to become a better cook. Andrew needs backup on only caring about the the critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and not the regular people's. Remember to leave a comment on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show!
In episode 122 of The Cavalry we hear another dramatic reading of Johnny's text exchange with his beloved scammer. Then Andrew needs backup on self-checkout reaching diminishing returns and Johnny needs backup on deserving his Bless You when he sneezes even if he happens to sneeze a lot. Leave a five star review with what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show! Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter... which includes the epic conclusion of Johnny's scammer texts!
It's episode 121 of The Cavalry! Due to technical difficulties, this episode ends abruptly before we can get to our topics. Luckily we were heavy on the pre-show banter. We talk about Johnny's experience at the Packers suite and give an Old Man update! Enjoy...
It's episode 120 of The Cavalry! After an update from Johnny's scammer friend, Andrew needs backup on Instagram targeted ads working too well. Johnny needs backup on lacking good taste being a good thing. Enjoy! Post show banter on the Patreon!
It's episode 119 and and the great Josh Sneed is our guest! After more baseball talk and the dramatic reading of a marathon text exchange between Johnny and his scammer friend, Josh needs backup on restaurants showing their bias by not having hamburgers on the menu, only cheeseburgers. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
It's episode 118 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on the question "If a tree falls in the forrest does it make a sound?" being stupid. Andrew needs backup on New York being overrepresented in movies and tv. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
In episode 117 of The Cavalry, Johnny recounts his second experience doing stand-up as Batman. Then Andrew needs backup on Marvel running out of good powers for their superhero's. Johnny needs backup on advertising nowadays always wanting to trick you. Enjoy! To watch Johnny's full batman set check out the Patreon!
In episode 116 of The Cavalry, Johnny is joined by guest co-host Scott Beehner! They also are brothers apparently? Anyway, Johnny needs backup on extra-long shirts being a hazard when wiping your butt. Scott needs backup on not wanting to hear about the making of his favorite movies. Enjoy!
Hey! It's a down and dirty episode 115. Remember we do this for free... Anyway Johnny needs backup on bands not needing encores and Andrew needs backup on all crowd work being based on a lie. Thanks for listening!
On this post-4th of July episode of The Cavalry, we ask is pineapple the best fruit? Also Johnny needs backup on if you call someone on the phone to not be in the middle of another activity. Andrew needs backup on contractor's always being too critical of the person who did the work previously. Plus, Johnny started watching The Old Man... the first 45 minutes anyway and we review it. Enjoy!
In episode 113, after a lengthy discussion about the TV classic 24, Andrew needs backup on businesses just charging what they need to charge and not explaining themselves with inflation surcharges. Johnny needs backup on the rest of the world underestimating how much work goes into writing jokes. Also if you want to see Johnny's full set as Batman, go subscribe to our Patreon it's on there along with post-show banter. Thanks as always for listening!
In episode 112 Johnny and Andrew debate whether or not to social media posts for your significant other's special days. Then, Johnny needs backup on companies designating a person that you can call and scream at when you are pissed off. Andrew needs backup on red state brewery laws being draconian. Enjoy and remember to leave a 5-star review with what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show! Join the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter.
Andrew's still on the road but the Cavalry marches on! After some extensive pre-show banter including a story about Johnny's time doing stand-up as Batman, Andrew needs backup on his idea that Target should switch strategies and start defending themselves against shop-lifters. Johnny needs backup on a kiwi not being a good representation for balls. Enjoy!
It's episode 110! The plague continues. Johnny needs backup on social media rewiring our brains into thinking uninteresting things are interesting and worth sharing. Andrew needs backup on when going downhill on the hike don't assume the people coming up need reassurance about how far there's left to the peak. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
Danger... Ozark spoilers ahead! It's episode 109 and Johnny needs backup toxin sucking feet pads being scams. Andrew needs backup on Cryptocurrencies having bad names and modern day sheriffs not needing to wear cowboy hats. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post show banter.
Andrew and Johnny respond to some listener reviews! (Kari and Kyle of course) Then Johnny needs backup on getting rid of cursive and Andrew needs backup on natural deodorant being just fine. New bonus episode, "Bucket List" is out on the Patreon right now! Hear what's on Andrew and Johnny's list of things they want to do before they die.
For episode 107 Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Amy Miller to the Cavalry! Amy needs backup on refusing to accept couples who sit on the same side at restaurants and that comedians are useless to society and should be doing something else. Remember to leave a five star review and what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show!
Johnny catches Andrew in another embarrassing Venmo transaction, then Andrew needs backup on the seat belt sign on airplanes being overused and Johnny needs backup on no matter what clothes he wears he'll never be stylish. Leave a review and join the Patreon for post-show banter!
In episode 105 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on companies getting more strategic about their political positioning. Johnny needs backup on the saying, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" being not accurate. Remember to leave a five star review and subscribe to the Patreon!
In Episode 104 of The Cavalry Andrew and Johnny get more feedback from Cari and a list of pre-show banter topics to liven up the show. Then Johnny needs backup on not paying for his drive-thru food before he gets it and Andrew needs backup on any clothing that costs more than $40 needs to be stain proof. Thanks for listening and subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
Andrew and Johnny welcome comedian and former scientist Jono Zalay to the Cavalry for episode 103. Jono tells the story of how he mistakenly stayed in a random person's house instead of his hotel room when he attended Andrew's wedding. Then he needs backup on participation trophies being bad for the environment and that charity shows should still pay comedians fair even if they're raising money for a good cause. Johnny needs backup on getting rid of pitchers in baseball. Remember to leave a five star review and what you need backup on in your life and we'll discuss it on the show!
We hit the topics hard and discuss a listener review in episode 102 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on getting rid of cordless mics forever and being over speakeasy's. Johnny needs backup on the evils of tapas restaurants and how annoying it is when people are shocked your favorite band isn't The Rolling Stones or the Beatles.
Comedian Joe Zimmerman joins us for a rollicking episode of The Cavalry. Joe needs backup on staying clean from his stock market obsession and trying to get those final abs. Make sure to follow Joe everywhere he's one of the best!
It's episode 100 of The Cavalry! In this historic milestone we recap some of our favorite topics from the first 100 episodes and see how they've held up. We also have a listener to backup who left us a five star review! Thank you everyone for listening and we hope the next 100 episodes are slightly better.
It's episode 99 and Johnny needs backup on audio books not counting as actual reading. Andrew needs backup on not allowing couples to grocery shop together. Plus more appliance talk and the Discount Bandit strikes again! Remember to leave a five star review on what you need backup on in your life and we might talk about it on the show. Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
It's episode 98 of The Cavalry and we welcome the hilarious Monica Nevi to the show! Monica is a great comedian and the host of her own podcasts, Dumb Pitches and Hug Life which you should go check out! Monica needs backup on enjoying all beverages at room temperature and that gin is delicious and refreshing. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter!
Johnny and Andrew make Cavalry history by recording their first ever in person episode! That doesn't stop them from having audio problems though. Andrew needs backup on people who complain about gas prices doing the most to keep them high and Johnny needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you a story and start it with, "What you've got to understand..." Post show banter on the Patreon! Leave a five star review with what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show.
Andrew and Johnny bring back their newest and most popular segment... Appliance Talk! Then Andrew needs backup on how hotels should provide toothpaste and the need for body positive male mannequins. Johnny needs backup on touch-less carwashes being useless and how he shouldn't be expected to remember anyone's name or face.
Johnny needs backup on airlines covering more of your expenses when they ruin your plans, while Andrew chastises him for going cheap when shopping for flights. Then Andrew needs backup on never joining the Metaverse because he's locked out of his Playstation Account.
In another guest-less episode of The Cavalry, Andrew complains about a particularly horrible casino gig and Johnny invents a new segment, "Appliance Talk". Then Johnny needs backup on people not tagging funny tweets/posts with less funny versions of the joke. Andrew needs backup on banning smoking in casinos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! Also, leave a five-star review and something you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show.
No guest for Episode 93 of The Cavalry which features Johnny needing backup on it being dumb to wear clothing with the name of the brand featured prominently. Andrew needs backup on changing the Oscar format to a returning champion system like Jeopardy. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter plus our monthly bonus episodes. Our desert island bonus ep is going up this week!
Hilarious comedian and cheese connoisseur Kevin Bozeman joins the Cavalry. Kevin needs backup on goat cheese being the best cheese. Johnny needs backup on television shows not needing companion podcasts. Andrew needs backup on not wanting your kid to be too cool. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episodes!
Great comedian, expert BBQ pit master and water polo coach Dave Williamson joins the Cavalry! After Johnny graciously informs Dave of the theme of our podcast 15 minutes in, Dave decides he needs backup on keeping his full mustache despite his wife's objections. Johnny needs backup on the branding for IPA's being misleading. Andrew needs backup on changing the NFL overtime rules to the college rules. Post-show banter on the Patreon!
The Cavalry turns 90! Johnny and Andrew talk about how crazy it is that people routinely get themselves kicked out of comedy clubs. Johnny needs backup on how people shouldn't dress their babies in outfits with political messages on them and if you're gonna get cheap pizza then leave the fancy toppings off. Andrew needs backup on bringing back the phone call and abolishing the signature. Thanks for listening and remember if you want post-show banter subscribe to the Patreon!
It's a no-guest special on episode 89 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on whether it being morally acceptable to trick his wife into thinking Panera soup was actually from the fancy grocery store. Andrew needs backup on people not getting too hung up on the word "mild" when it comes to Covid and warm public toilet seats actually being a pretty good scenario when you think about it.
The hilarious and wonderful Matt Knudsen joins the Cavalry in episode 88. Andrew tells Matt and Johnny about his experience on the Late Late Show with James Corden, including his brush with Covid. Then Matt needs backup on preferring practicality when it comes to a car. Johnny needs backup on the new features on cars actually making them less safe. And Andrew needs backup on the incredibly loud airport door alarm being useless.
Make sure to follow Matt online and support his fundraising efforts for St. Jude's Children Hospital!
Happy New Year! In episode 87 of The Cavalry, Johnny talks about the bad gifts he got his wife and needs backup on how to keep the aging kids at the kids table for game night and how to trim the Christmas card list. Andrew needs backup on drivers being prejudiced against Priuses.
It's a Cavalry Xmas spectacular! In this festive episode 86, Andrew needs backup on companies that the more a company professes its support for the troops the worse its products are and Christmas cards needing to be original photos, not Instagram repeats. Johnny needs backup on it being dumb to skip movie trailers to avoid spoilers and there being no point in checking the weather. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries. Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.
In this guest-less spectacular, Johnny needs backup on leaving the presents from Santa Claus unwrapped and that all those 8 episode docuseries could really just be 90 minute documentaries. Andrew needs backup on never waiting for a parking spot and how a voicemail that just says, "call me back", is useless. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
Recurring guest, hilarious comedian, and wiki feet star Christina Walkinshaw is back! Christina needs backup on it being common courtesy that houseguests leave a gift and the right to fart in front of house guests. Plus we talk booster shots, running, cruise ships and more!
Johnny and Andrew recap their respective Thanksgivings and revisit the mashed potatoes debate. Then they backup two different listeners who left comments (you should do that by the way!) Johnny needs backup on going with pork butt over turkey on Thanksgiving and Andrew needs backup on Indigenous People's Day needing fun traditions to catch on.
Andrew's back from the Middle East and Johnny ran his marathon! Johnny needs backup on Succession having no stakes because they're all rich anyway. Andrew needs backup on modern kings cheating by not wearing all the garb.
In episode 80 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on how kids should be trick-or-treating at strangers houses and seeing movies in the theater is overrated. Johnny needs backup on it not being stealing if the BOGO sale only ended a day ago. Also we have new corporate sponsors!
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Hahn to the show! Greg is an amazing comedian and this episode was one of our all time favorites. We're sorry about the audio peaking at certain points but Greg was just too hot to handle! And we promise he's worth it. Greg needs backup on giving advice to rich people and being willing to change hotel rooms at a moment's notice.
It's the long anticipated review of the Beehner family's new bidet! Johnny needs backup on despite being a die-hard Packer fan, it being ok to objectively admit that the Bears logo is cooler than the Packers logo. Andrew needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you the project you've decided to take on is a "really big job."
Remember to leave a comment and a review on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! Also join the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Josh Gondelman to the show! Josh is a prolific author and comedian but of course we don't discuss any of that. Josh needs backup on the Astros cheating scandal not being that bad and peppermint chip ice cream deserving to be a year-round flavor. Remember to leave a review and comment with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! Also subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.
Johnny and Andrew are flying guest-less again in episode 76 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on no one ever getting canceled for saying something funny. Andrew needs backup on automatic toilets always being a disaster.
Andrew's in Vegas! But that doesn't stop the Cavalry from talking about Johnny running and fast food. Andrew needs backup on there being no luck involved in whether or not you run out of gas and almost all dog training just taking the fun out of having a dog. Johnny needs backup on not combining Christmas gifts for him and his wife into one big gift he doesn't want.
Carmen Morales returns for episode 74 of The Cavalry Podcast! In a first for the podcast, Carmen takes the opposite side of an issue presented by a previous guest!! She needs backup on "glamping" not being real camping. Johnny needs backup on it not being weird that as a freshman in high school he dated a senior. Andrew needs backup on it being stupid when country stars where their cowboy hats to fancy events. Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Aaron Kleiber to the show! Aaron is a great comedian and the host of his own podcast, Grown Dad Business. Aaron needs backup on all soft-serve ice cream being the same. Johnny needs backup on not letting your kids beating him in basketball. Andrew needs backup on it being way easier to write a book than make a movie.
In episode 72 of The Cavalry, Johnny reveals his incredible backwards tattoo. Then Johnny needs backup on married couples limiting anniversary celebrations to the day they got married. Andrew needs backup on not reporting neighborhood kid vandalism of his own table. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!
Episode 71 starts off hot with more little league talk, Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Hooters and the humiliation of Andrew's workout class. Then Andrew needs backup on staying with a partner who cheats on you so that you can bask in the moral high ground and no one actually liking pepper.
Johnny needs backup on movies being for the weekend and TV shows being for during the week. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter and monthly bonus episodes!
Andrew is slightly hungover in the spectacular episode 70 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on requiring a warning that the meal will be family style BEFORE ordering and people being more interested in renaming problems than fixing them.
Johnny needs backup on nostalgia going extinct and that it's not the person who goes into the house last, but the person who spends the most time getting ready that's responsible for making a hypothetical couple late.
Also they ask the question, is eating exclusively fast food for 30 days really that big a deal?
Here's a quick teaser of our latest Patreon monthly bonus episode, The Quiz! Johnny and Andrew quiz each other on their worst subjects. For Johnny, sports and for Andrew music. Hilarity, as always, ensues. To listen to whole episode head over to Patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast and become a patron today!
It's a nice episode of The Cavalry as the hilarious comedian and host of the Sports Gambling Podcast Sean Green joins the show! Sean needs backup on being an aggressive honker. Johnny gets his new Prius but it shows up dead. Johnny needs backup on leaving the door open after pooping to air out the bathroom faster. Andrew needs backup on baby-led weaning being an unnecessary risk. Remember we have a bonus episode up for you right now on the Patreon so join over there if you want to hear it!
It's episode 68 and it's a guest-less spectacular! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to buy a new car and tells an incredible story from his youth about buying two brand new Mustangs in the span of two months. Johnny also needs backup on no one actually winning the Taco Bell survey contests. Andrew needs backup on lemonade stands pivoting to sell more convenient items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!
Andrew's mom Karen joins us briefly on this special episode of The Cavalry to get backup on why it's stupid Weight Watchers is now using spokespeople who have never struggled with weight. Then Johnny recounts an unbelievable post-funeral fast food binge, and then once again needs backup on snack vs. treats. He also needs backup on his belief that contrary to the stereotype, Taco Bell does not actually give you diarrhea. Andrew needs backup on his theory that the rowdiness on planes is the result of flights being too cheap.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Steve Rogers to the show! Steve is a great comic who lives in New York, regularly opens for Brian Regan and has nothing to do with The Avengers. On the show Andrew needs backup on Olympic teams being required to have coaches from their own countries, Steve needs backup on camping snobs being too picky on what "counts" as camping, and Johnny needs backup on his idea that social media sites should post disclaimers under posts expressing grief over a celebrities death if the poster wasn't actually that big of a fan.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Liz Miele and Maria Shehata to the show! Liz and Maria are both incredible comedians and host their own podcast, 2 Non-Doctors. Liz needs backup on holiday-themed Reeses Peanut Butter Cups being better than normal ones and doing away with kissing hello forever. Maria needs backup on Uber riding scores being attached to dating profiles and everyone getting three events in their life where you get to create a registry, even if you never have a baby or get married.
Thanks for listening and remember to leave a review with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! And subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter.
It's another guest-less spectacular! In episode 64 of The Cavalry, Andrew needs backup on letting the people in the backseat of the car decide the AC levels and Johnny needs backup on not everyone being expected to bring a wedding gift. Remember to check out the Patreon for bonus content, post-show banter and extra episodes! And leave a five-star review on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show.
The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious comedians Mary Mack and Amber Preston to the show! Amber and Mary host their own Instagram live show every week that you should watch! Mary needs backup on not believing in expiration dates. Amber needs backup on pie people being too intense. Andrew needs back up on his Grandma being in a rush to get off the phone with him. And Johnny needs backup on making it the social norm to offer a dollar for someone to take your picture.
Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
In episode 62 of The Cavalry, Johnny recaps his triathlon experience. Then Andrew needs backup on his theory that models should be ugly. Johnny needs backup on not feeling sorry for the victims of prank shows and every discussion about directions being boring. Then Johnny tries to name as many Milwaukee Bucks as he can.
A quick segment from our monthly bonus episode we do over on our Patreon. Get access to the full episode by becoming a Patron! We each came up with a few Would You Rather's, this clip is on of Johnny's which was, "Would you rather have a micro penis, but everyone (other than your wife) thinks you have a great penis, OR have a great penis but everyone thinks your penis was burned off in a fire. Enjoy!
Happy 4th of July! In this patriotic episode 61 of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on hating social media prompts and the indignity of being put on hold again after using the call-back option instead of waiting on hold. Also we play another ad from our sponsor!
Johnny and Andrew welcome Andrew's old friend and angry cyclist Mike Cummings to the show! Mike needs backup on having indisputable proof that Seinfeld is better than friends and weekend warrior bicyclists not showing him enough respect. Also Johnny needs backup on being forced to make a dinner that he thinks is disgusting and won't eat.
Remember to leave a five star review and check us out on Patreon for bonus content!
It's our second cross-over episode with the Jillin Off podcast! Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are hilarious comedians who have their own podcast Jillin Off which you should subscribe to right now! In this episode backup was needed on do you tell someone they're smelly and if you order an appetizer do you have to at least offer some to the rest of the table. Plus more inept baseball talk from Johnny! Enjoy!
The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious Ahmed Bharoocha to the show! Ahmed needs backup on not appreciating breakfast culture and using hiking poles to do moderate to easy hikes. Johnny needs backup on another aggressive Instagram ad, this time for bidets. Andrew needs backup on not asking people what shows are about.
In episode 57 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on people who misdirect their anger at him and wants to cancel hugs.
Andrew needs backup on not feeling sorry for guys who get their proposals rejected and his wife Heidi not being curious on why her Apple ID name for the last few years has been Carla Ablaza.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Ryan Niemiller to the show! Ryan was a finalist on America's Got Talent and loves video games! Ryan needs backup on things not actually being better back in your day, Andrew needs backup on wanting to continue to wear the mask because he bought too many masks and wants to get his money's worth and Johnny needs backup on products being too aggressively marketed to men.
On episode 55 of The Cavalry we welcome the incredible and multi-talented comedian Kristin Key to the show! Kristin needs backup on being excited to go back on cruise ships after Covid, Johnny needs backup on Apple updates being scams to ruin your devices and Andrew needs backup on it not being a compliment when someone describes tells you how lucky you are to be with your partner.
Remember to leave a review with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on a future show! Also, we're on Patreon now! Go be a patron and get access to bonus, episodes, sketches, post show banter, and T-shirts!
In another guest-less masterpiece, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not being able to tell the difference between remastered albums and the originals, primary care doctors being the morons of the medical world, restaurants should seat you even if your full party hasn't arrived yet, failing to stick to your guns on a customer service call and drunk sleep being the worst sleep.
In this ball heavy episode of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on confident people needing to take it down a notch, the new kind of underwear that's targeted Johnny on Instagram looking uncomfortable, people correcting you on how you'd use a time machine being annoying and Katy Perry's lyric about ballons meaning boobs not balls. Truly, this might be our masterpiece.
It's episode 52 which means it's officially one full year of Johnny and Andrew backing each other up! In this anniversary episode, The Cavalry welcomes the multi-talented and hilarious Marianne Sierk. Marianne is an amazing comedian, radio host and crafter with her own style blog called Boho Mod Blog. Follow the Instagram account and listen to her show daily at 98online.com
Also you might notice our new theme music created by the fantastic Tom Donahue!
Marianne needs backup on being anti-lawn and trading that extra bathroom sink for more counter space. Andrew needs backup on reading to your infant being overrated and Johnny needs backup on it being weird for friends to kiss each other on the cheek.
Plus another totally really ad!
The hilarious comedian and hot sauce baron Dave Yates joins the show! Dave needs backup on Johnny not using his amazing Beehner's Beans coffee merch idea, giving grieving people money and food rather than sympathy, and not telling comedians how to earn a living during the pandemic. Dave is also the host of the 12 Questions podcast and you can find his delicious hot sauce at hahahotsauce.com
Plus we read our first totally real ad!
Johnny and Andrew welcome Johnny's brother Scott Beehner to the show! Scott is a very funny actor and improvisor who's been in a million cool projects, none of which we discuss on the show. Instead, we back up a few listeners and then back each other up on fitness instructor's telling you to engage your core being a cop-out, whether or not to pay for the insurance, saying horrible things to bring everyone to your rage level and commiserating with people rather than giving them advice.
It's a guest-less episode 49! Johnny and Andrew back each other up on practical "jokes", being direct with criticism, what the world would be like if it were a bunch of Johnny Beehners, and showing some gratitude to the government for once.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the delightfully funny Bo Johnson to the Cavalry! Bo needs backup on refunds for Cameos if the celebrity gets cancelled, Andrew needs backup on Mexican coke with "real cane sugar" being overrated, Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the "Doctor" title.
On this week's episode we welcome the incredibly funny Irene Tu! She needs backup on not replying to texts that don't require an answer and acknowledging when a working relationship doesn't work. Johnny needs backup on airlines having a first-come first-serve boarding policy. Andrew needs backup on backpacks having too many pockets now-a-days.
Episode 46 with Tom and Steph Clark “When The Cat’s Away The Mouse Will Play” Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious comedians and married couple Tom and Steph Clark! Tom needs backup on being not being allowed to use the upstairs toilet even though Steph uses it. Steph needs backup on hosting a backyard comedy show at their house. Johnny wants to know farted first and Andrew revisits the time he got thrown through a motel window.
In our wildest and most sound-effect filled episode yet, we welcome the hilarious Jason Russell to the Cavalry. First we backup a listener who restores vintage towels and sheets. Then Jason, and ONLY Jason, needs backup on going to extremes to not know anything about a new movie before seeing it, women keeping their last names when they get married and preferring women who ditch the razor and let the body hair flow.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tommy Ryman to the show!
Tommy needs backup on convincing his hippie mom to take the Covid vaccine sooner than later and not wanting to add a Great Dane to the two dogs and three-legged cat they already have in the house. Johnny needs backup on kicking his snoring pug out of the bedroom. And Andrew needs backup on not throwing out new acronyms in emails until their widely understood by society.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Warren to the show! Greg is a fantastic comedian and co-host of the crossword comedy themed One Down podcast. He also has a special on Amazon titled Where The Field Corn Grows. In this episode Andrew, Johnny and Greg need backup on Fiji water being bad, hiding candy in the house not counting as lying to your wife, hospital bills being given to you immediately and movies/tv shows not needing to be so dark.
It's episode 42 B! Andrew somehow destroyed the original episode 42, it's lost to history now, and so we recorded this quick replacement! We're blaming Covid 19 somehow for the mishap. In this hastily thrown together episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not going to Amber's house for cigarettes, unrealistic whistling expectations in the movies, sneaking in to a second movie at the theaters and not being grateful for the basics.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Jill Kimmel to The Cavalry! They need backup on commercials needing to step up their game the rest of the year and not just during the Super Bowl, captions being on all movies at movie theaters and moving to LA but staying out of the city.
The Cavalry is officially over the hill! In our 40th episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on trying to get the vaccine, not noticing people's haircuts, allowing dogs to pee on any lawn and farting being ok if you know it's not gonna be smelly.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious and diabolical Brandt Tobler to the show! They give backup to one listener worried about sexual favors not being repaid and another who's noticed a gender gap in TV volume. Brandt needs backup on keeping his fiance off OnlyFans, Andrew needs backup on whether it's worse to leave no tip or a horrible tip and Johnny needs backup on not responding to every Facebook happy birthday post.
The Cavalry podcast teams up with the Christina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy of the Jillin Off podcast for the epic crossover the world has been waiting for! Make sure after you watch you go find the Jillin Off podcast and subscribe! Christina, Jen, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not making the extra effort for friends who've deleted their social media, putting an end to the word "puss" meaning face, how long do you continue to be the text initiator before you give up on someone, and not wanting your significant other to have their alarm go off before it's necessary.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on not all graffiti being equal, being lazy on vacation, no soliciting signs being unnecessary and waiting for the other line to hang up first on cell phone calls.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tyler Boeh to the Cavalry! They need backup on mowing other people's lawns, not saying "I love you" to casual friends, being too old to use current slang and being more interested in the movie than the actors.
The wives are back on our first episode of the new year! Erin, Heidi, Andrew and Johnny swap baby stories and then need backup on Elf on The Shelf being a bad gift, everyone being irritable due to Covid, it taking longer to get there than people telling you it's going to and preferring a wheelchair to a scooter when given the choice.
It's The Cavalry's ill-timed Christmas Spectacular! This week, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not having Amazon wrap your delivered presents, waiting until Christmas morning to open presents, fake tree over real tree and lying to your children about Santa being the right thing to do.
Andrew and Johnny need backup on canceling checks, not calling your inlaws "mom" or "dad", reviews not being mandatory and cleaning as you cook.
Andrew and Johnny need backup on the "just you wait" people, not needing to know the ages of all your nieces and nephews, snaps over zippers and people only sending messages from their own accounts.
Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Kortney Shane Williams! They discus live shows versus digital ones and then need backup on a theory for Urban Meyer's next job, leaf blowers being good actually, not cleaning items you've sold on Facebook marketplace and raising children.
Andrew gives a quick update on how the perinium massages are going, then Johnny and Andrew need backup on books being terrible gifts, the lameness of certified backyard habitats, circumcision being perfectly fine and social media influencers not trying hard enough.
Andrew and Johnny give listeners backup on park workouts and Dirty Santa parties... then seek help for themselves on spouses ogling movie stars, expensive doughnuts, guinea pig maintenance responsibilities and perineum massage being a misnomer.
Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Pat McGann to the show! Backup is needed on trampolines being better than pools, continuing to use a Yahoo email address, rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and news anchors needing to be more serious on election night.
Heidi Hayward returns and Erin Beehner makes her debut to join Johnny and Andrew on the Cavalry! Backup is needed on hair length, blaming people for getting Covid, not wanting your dog to get replaced by your baby and wanting spontinaity in the bedroom.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on being specific when you tell people to go vote, bringing up politics in mixed company, NextDoor needing an editor and toilet seat etiquette.
Johnny and Andrew discuss highschool pranks before requesting backup on lines being terrible, neighbors picking up leaves on your side of the fence, ambiguous water deaths in the movies and halloween candy rankings.
It's a very special episode as Johnny and Andrew are joined by Andrew's wife, the hilarious Heidi Hayward. Heidi needs backup on celebrities not recognizing the efforts of their nannies and being pregnant while separating your identity from the baby's. Johnny and Andrew need backup on the concept of the podcast itself! Plus a dramatic scene where Johnny's kids have clogged the toilet.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on who to blame for the pandemic, podcasts not needing so many producers, when to return something you've accidentally stolen, and pediatrician's for all.
In this episode Johnny and Andrew finally answer the question, how many countries are there? They also need backup on napping at work, an end to recommendations, not needing Apple Music and not placing paper napkins in your lap.
Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious Carmen Morales! They talk hair! They also need backup on eschewing perspective for a pity party, people thinking you're yelling when really you just miss comedy, and not wanting therapists who are younger than you.
Andrew on Johnny need backup on bringing a baby into first class, environmentally friendly laundry soap, America not being the best country in the world and horror movies being better than true crime.
Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Meghan Hanley! She needs backup on her crazy baseball conspiracy theory and Johnny and Andrew need backup on workplace micro-aggressions and doctor's assuming canned food is to blame for weight gain.
Andrew and Johnny need backup on peanut butter jar recycling, social distancing caveats on Instagram posts, the Irish Goodbye and staying informed without watching political events.
The hilarious Andy Hendrickson joins The Cavalry this week! Johnny, Andrew and Andy need backup on throwing away old food in the fridge, whether or not to post videos of you bombing, still out-eating your pregnant wife and outing shady LA doctors.
Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Kira Soltanovich to the show! They need backup on giving an honest birds and bees talk to your kids, letting your kids curse, how to get registry gifts without throwing the party and making the exact same dinner two nights in a row.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on awful birds and bees humor, know it all 8-year olds at the zoo, honking for celebrations, and pharmacists and doctors needing to get on the same page.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on Hawaiian shirts, not talking about money, using Covid as an excuse for poor customer service, bad old stand-up tapes and digging egg shaped holes.
Andrew and Johnny backup another listener! Then they need backup on sharing toothbrushes, marketing dry shampoo to men, making kids funny and getting the stupid jokes out of Youtube instructional videos.
Johnny and Andrew welcome their first guest, the hilarious Christina Walkinshaw! Christina, Johnny and Andrew need backup on dating during the Covid era, dressing poorly, and overcoming the fear of using the service bell at front desks.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on separating your healthy food from your good food, supporting Andrew's mom Karen in these difficult times for her name, making friends as you get older and people who won't talk bad about other people behind their backs.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on baseball being boring, pregnancy excitement, lying about Michael Jackson to your kids and the Amazon Prime discount at Whole Foods being a ripoff. Plus, a listener needs backup on not wanting to wear their wedding ring!
Johnny and Andrew need backup on people stealing pregnancy thunder, being told what to joke about, folding women's laundry and online shopping returns.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on house purchases, wanting to be 600 pounds, forgetting you've met someone, and not caring about the surveillance state.
Johnny and Andrew backup their first listener! Plus they need backup on tipping the same percentage no matter what, pets being stupid, not flossing and Captain America sucking.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on ordering a fridge, rooting for morally questionable athletes, loving superhero movie reboots and a way to eat meat without killing any animals.
Andrew and Johnny need backup on keeping it clean, bicyclist insults, Listen to Your Heart not being real, and what kind of Graham Crackers are the regular Graham Crackers.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on remembering the neighbors names, all babies looking alike, trying to get the proper spiciness level at Thai restaurants and turning the tables on what makes someone a "picky eater".
Johnny and Andrew need backup on dog comments, M&M's eating style, raving about your relationship and outing family members bathroom problems.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on forcing your kid to babysit, leaving unannounced from a Craigslist landscaping gig, a questionable marathon shirt slogan and avoiding spicy foods for a loved one.
Johnny and Andrew need backup on the lack of courtesy when social distancing, sleeping with your cell phone next to the bed, order biting and picking up a free kitchen play-set.