The Salty Virgins Club: Recent Episodes
Salty Virgins Club
Just four guys from the same hometown living in different cities talking s**t about anything and everything.
Jackson has been the victim of content theft, trumpito is gonna get hanged, and the rest of the world is bad. Be safe tho.
We took on some o the topical things of the week, and talked about ourselves, like usual.
We talked about the general state of the world
Jordan is finally graduating
Kevin is holding Mickey up with the Mouseketool
GetOutandVote
Pat's off to fight in the war. Gives us a a 5 star review to show your support for him.
We got interrupted because of operator error but you get two episodes this weeks so take it, eat it pigs.
Jackson got married and we had a blast.
Reuploading due to poor sound quality on the last upload.
We talked about the racist NFL coaching carousel
The superbowl and super bowl prop bets
On this lovely episode we discussed Darren Rovell being insane, the boys golfing, and much more
We bullied Patrick about his new dog that is currently very adorable, but also giving him hell and plenty of other topics.
Pat, Kevin, and Jackson went to the UCF/USF game (awful football game) and pat thought he lost his keys. Also, Pat is getting another dog.
I am gonna keep it 10 bands with y'all I have no idea what we talked about in this episode, but what I do know is that it is funny. I also know that I will be in Costa Rica this weekend so don't fucking ask me about this description.
New world is basically becoming "Second Life" from The Office, and Pat and Kevin are down bad. Plus some NFL talk, and a recap of our Vegas trip!
Hey guys, whole crew is back for this episode! This week we talk about some of the horrendous takes NBA players have given us on the vaccine, and discuss whether or not Kyrie Irving can understand the irony of him going to a Native American reservation unvaccinated while a terrible virus is spreading
We talked about shitting yourself in public for a good 20 minutes
How much the whole taco bell menu costs
And touching lava, again.
Football is back, it's a wonderful time of the year. Also, Madison Cawthorne is a prick.
We roast Pat for D R I V I N G to Shreveport last week
We talked Big Vegas talk
and plenty more
Aaaaaaah yall thought we forgot about you this (last?) week. We would NEVER. Kevin is just an idiot that likes to edit a podcast then never schedule it to get posted. BOOOOOOOOO
All I know that we talked about was the fact that Pat went to Shreveport (yeah, idk why either), and people are taking HORSE DEWORMER PASTE rather than a vaccine. So the world is good.
Listen, we get off the rails right off the bat this episode. If you ever wondered how long a drive from El Paso to McAllen, Texas is, we got you in this episode
This week:
Kevin was late
Golfing happened, none of it was good
That woman who tried to open the airplane door is a menace
Vomiting
And much more!
Hey everyone! We finally managed to get the hole crew back together for the first time to record in about 40 years, so listen in and hear what bullshit we glean from the blackhole of the internet this week!
Make sure to watch us live on twitch, at twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast, to watch us record the pod live and stream our favorite games!
Sorry in advance for the weird ending. Kevin ruined everything.
We talk for FAR too long about what Jamie Foxx does with his friends, English soccer fans being racist (who knew??), being taped to your seat on an airplane, and probably some more. Who knows?
We talk orifices, bicycles, Arkansas (fuck Arkansas), and US History
Song: How the World Works - Bo Burnham
Happy Monday everyone! We finally got back on track with a podcast this week, even though we are still down a man with Kevin sleeping on a couch in the Keys. This week we talk about the plague of celebrity boxing events occurring, Jeff Bezos hopefully blowing himself up in space (but not until he eats the Mona Lisa!) and Melbourne men hitting dingers using a shovel and Walmart customers' faces. Make sure to tune into Twitch this week for video games and more yelling!
Back with another episode with the full cast this week! Make sure to follow, rate, and listen every week, and join us live on Twitch at twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubspodcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday!
This weeks episode is cut short by potentially life threatening weather for Jordan.
We still covered the boys golfing
Patrick eating 10,000 calories in 2 days
And eating human flesh
Join us on twitch every Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday at 8pm Est
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No no no.... I'm not going to give context to the title. You're just gonna have to listen to find out who said it and why (We all already know who said it).
We talk golf, racism being out of control, and about video games. Nothing changes around here.
Make sure to join us on Monday's, Wednesday's, and Sunday's on twitch to see us live and have a great time!
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Hey guys, we're back on time this week! Finally! Its been a wild week in the world and we cover what we've seen on the bird. We also cover the bird that Pat struck. With a golf ball. Rest in Peace Birdie
This week we lamented all of the weird shit that happened this week, including sneaker kid and still not being able to get the vaccine. We also are very disappointed in that senator lady who wants people to starve. Things are going... well.
Anyway, thank you for tuning in and make sure you watch us play Dungeons and Dragons on Mondays at 8pm Est on twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
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Hey everyone! Hope y'all had a great weekend! On this weeks episode, we discuss the new hobbies taken up by the boys, including Jackson trying to be a golfer and Pat auditioning to be the new Bob the Builder. We also talk about, how indeed Jim Belushi has that gas (tell your friends)
Edward 40 hands is just a bad idea. Also lots of washed talk in this episode. Hope you all enjoy.
This week we talked about some things. Things are going great.
Don't forget to log into our twitch stream on Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday at 8pm Est @ twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
Hey everyone! Back again with this weeks episode, hitting on the the wild ass Gamestop craze, because we're a podcast and its required, and putting our friends in danger for computer parts! Make sure to listen and stop by our streams on Monday's, Wednesday's, and Sunday's to watch us play games and record the pod!
Most things are bad in this world, but Pat is getting married in 2 weeks, and then Jackson in one year. So let's celebrate our two kings by listening to us give terrible takes and all agreeing that Rafael Cruz is a spineless coward.
We wanted to stay away from all the doomsday talk to bring you a funny bit of content, that turned into an hour of fighting about cereal. Take a nice listen and join us on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Sundays at 8pm EST @twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
We did it! 100 episodes of the flagship pod, coming in at just over 2 years of life. And god damn it was the worst episode we've ever had from technical standpoint - we almost lost all of the audio!
But we're back this week, and are talking about the hellscape that has surrounded us since the New Year began
The Gang (sans Jackson) discuss going back to Las Vegas for Jackson's bachelor party, why collage football is the worst and much more! Check it out and rate us 5 stars... or don't who cares!
Against all odds we managed to record this weeks episode! This week we discuss a little of what's going on in the world before getting absolutely sidetracked discussing exotic meats and if you can eat the hump of a camel (Spoiler: you can, please don't go looking for it online its terrifying)
Hey guys, back with a new episode this week! Just Kevin, Jordan, and Jackson this time around, but we hit on a few topics this week including: the merits of skiing, awful medicine side effects, the normalization of terrible football injuries, and the NFL being a comedy.
Make sure to catch us live on Sunday nights on twitch to see us create the episode live, and tune in to see us play games with each other this Monday and Wednesday at twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
Jackson is engaged
The video of the drunk woman
That mystery fucking metal pillar in the desert???
Robo lawnmowers
and that delicious looking lemon pepper turkey
Make sure you come hang out with us every Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday at 8pm at twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
Please don't be going to crowded ass bars. Please
Also, come hang with us Mon/Wed at 8PM est over at twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast
Hey guys, back with an actual, coherent episode this week! Missing Pat for this episode, but the rest of us discuss the current events of the week including: Ron Desantis still being a shit bag, twitch streamers tale of tape, and the rich just flying to space for fun. Make sure to subscribe and rate 5 stars, and we'll see everyone on Twitch this week!
Hey, it's your guys, minus Patrick. He's in Milwaukee for the week.
We did the pod... kinda... Jackson was so drunk that there was no real shot that we said anything of note.
To see the footage of this chaotic 15 minutes go to twitch.tv/saltyvirginsclubpodcast and have a blast.
We'll see you Tuesday for WarZone, Thursday for a party game, and Sunday for the podcast.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Hey everyone, we're back again this week, starting our brand new content schedule! If you weren't able to catch us live, we will now be streaming Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, with Sundays being the live recording of the pod! Make sure to tune in to twitch to catch all the content!
This week we talk expensive bags, bad experiences in stores, weird fishy drinks, and more!
We probably spent 10 minutes talking about the best cheese for a hamburger, so we are back on our bullshit for this one
Reduced cast this week, as Pat has decided engineering stinks and he wants to pursue his real passion, storm chasing. The rest of us discuss the news this week of: poorly tied cereals and their Free-to-play MMOs, Tory Lanez being absolutely awful and getting big locked up, and how long before Pat ends up like the cow in Twister!
Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe, and we'll see everyone on Twitch for our Tuesday stream!
This week we got really spicy about a lot of the world going on around us including Trump getting Covid and praying her get the FUCK outta here. We will stand on all of the things we said and we mean all of them. Hope you have a great time listening, because we had a great time recording!
Make sure to join us on Tuesday over on twitch. We're playing Rogue Company which is a team based shooter where we use angles and strategy to beat our opponents. Plus we just hate Warzone! It'll be a blast, come hang out twitch.tv/SaltyVirginsClubPodcast
Hey guys! Back to our regularly scheduled releases - this time we promise. This week we talk about NFL doctors being awful at their job, the three of us bullying Jordan into getting a new computer, Pat's new pup, and more!
Make sure to subscribe to be the first to hear new episodes, and follow us on Twitch to see us struggle at video games!
Hey guys, we're back after a short hiatus due to Kevin's wedding, honeymoon, and a few other events we had to attend with our close personal friends. This week we discuss what's been happening since we last recorded, the start of the NFL season, and more. Make sure to follow to be the first to hear new content, and make sure to turn into our Twitch streams every Tuesday and Saturday!
Hey guys, all 4 of us this week bringing you a new pod. this week we discuss jay-Z's new song, and how unbearable he's become, Jackson getting two (2) new cats, Ellen being even worse than Jay-Z, and more.
Make sure to follow and subscribe to be the first to hear new content, and follow us on Twitch to see us stink at video games, live!
We covered a myriad of topics. We also interacted with our twitch chat. You should go follow us over there too. We play games, record the podcast, and yell at each other loudly for your entertainment.
Make sure you listen, watch, join us, like, comment, retweet, and subscribe
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Pat is in Montana, Knye Wst is still a dick, and Covid still exists. Everything is awesome.
Also, make sure to follow us on twitch @ saltyvirginsclubpodcast. It is the best way to support us and the pod!
Hey guys, back this week after technical difficulties last week with episode 82! This week we hit on the restart of the NBA and MLB season, how disgustingly cheap going to the Western Rona Capital of the World, Las Vegas, is, and how bad the rest of us are still handling COVID-19
This week we talked about:
John Lewis passing and the time Jordan met him
Books without barcodes
NBA bubble talk
Washington Football team
And some other stuff
Make sure to follow us on twitch and watch us Stream Call of Duty every Tuesday Night at 8pm
We talked about what we did the past weekend for All Countries Day, The Glizzy Gladiator (Joey Chestnut), Kevin getting put in Twitter jail (Ron Desantis is a b*tch), COVID continually beating the brakes off of America, and probably some other stuff. Hope you enjoy, and wear a mask
This week we were down a man but we still managed to push through and make it happen for you guys. We tackled some pretty heavy topics. We hope you enjoy the episode and listen to it with an open mind. Especially you Ron DeSantis.
Episdoe 77 this week, with the entire crew back together talking about the happenings of the past week, including: Florida continuing to act as if the coronavirus doesn't exist, dumb cops crying over egg McMuffins, and our apparently wild experience in high school!
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Back with episode 76 this week! Make sure to follow and subscribe to be the first to hear new content!
This episode is absolute rambling chaos. Kevin lost a keyboard and mouse. We did not stay on any one topic. No one knows anything. Nothing matters.
Music: dvsn - friends ft. PARTYNEXTDOOR
We are starting new streams to go along with podcasting and virtual happy hour. Kevin and Patrick to the moon - Kevin and Pat playing rocket league
Warzone Virgins - We play Call of Duty: Warzone poorly together
Words with Jackson - Jackson just writes all the words he knows
Cooking with Chef Jordan - Jordan cooks and has a bad time
Jackson rounds the bases - Jackson plays super mega baseball on stream
Woof this is going downhill FAST
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Hey guys, another pandemic episode fro you guys this week. A little late due to Mother's Day but we made it work
Imma keep it 10 stacks with you, I have no idea what we talked about. None. But what I do know is that you should follow us and the big homie on twitch, instagram, and twitter. That would be a pretty big help please and thank you.
Music:
Dj ClarkKey - The Volume (On all streaming platforms)
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Twitter: @SaltyVirginsPod @ClarkKeyMusic
Instagram: @SaltyVirignsClubPodcast @ClarkKeyMusic
Hey guys, back with a new episode to start(?) the new(?) week(?). Who knows, time is an illusion and I haven't been outside in weeks. This episode is an absolute mess, but it is our 69(nice)th episode, so thank you to everyone who has followed along so far
We streamed this episode yet again, you should come hang out next Friday at 5pm on twitch and hang out.
This week we talked about:
The idea of eating a dessert
Louis Vuitton dropped a bunch of toys we can't afford
"Mr. Phil"
The new kids sticking it to the NCAA
Music: Westside Gunn ft. Boldy James - Claiborne Kick
Twitch: SaltyVirginsClubPodcast every Friday at 5pm. Come hang out.
Hey guys, new episode here with something new - live streaming of us recording the podcast. With everyone stuck at home, we figured it would be a good chance to try something new and get viewers more involved with the show. The audio is taken pretty much from the stream, so let us know how you feel about the change and we'll use that to figure if we do this more, or try and have a separate live stream for the time being while recording dedicated episodes.
But, in this episode, we hit on: Pat's cultist neighbor, EA creating an entire virtual draft, ours and the viewers results for the "Which Character are You?" personality quiz, and talking about what we do on the "weekend" now.
Make sure to subscribe and follow to stay up to date with new content, and catch us on any future live streams!
We found a bracket for 1 on 1 basketball on the action sports network, we talked about it. We need sports back so bad bro. So bad. Please stay inside so we can have sports back. We here at the SVP are begging at this point.
Social Distancing has the gang feeling a way.
Topics:
Sound Board Is BACK
Money Isn't Real
Working Remote
Good New Music Out
Soda Tastes Good (who knew?)
Music:
North Dakota - Hodera
This week we recap how our quarantine is going
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Working from home
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Whether we could be NBA Players, kinda
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Marble racing is the only sport left
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Attending graduation way after the fact
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And More!
Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, tell your friends, tell your moms, all of that
Music: Hardest to love - The Weeknd
Sorry it's late but here's the full, uncut recap of the cruise. We also review the cruise superlatives
Hey everyone! When this episode drops we will be in the middle of the ocean, unsure of our survival due to the unfathomable amounts of alcohol we will all be consuming on Kevin's bachelor party cruise. This episode we discuss the spread of COVID-19 and how it might affect us, the wedding Pat and Kevin just attended, and most importantly - cruise superlative predictions.
We'll be recording while sailing the 7 seas, so look out for a special cruise cast episode, assuming we make it off the boat anytime soon
As you all know Kevin's bachelor cruise soon come and the boys are getting real excited about it. This week we discussed:
Cruise Planning
The Bachelor combine
The Coronavirus
Peeing in public
Music:
Zack Fox - The Bean Kicked in
Go read Jordan's blog about the white claw variety (summer) pack too on the twitter or Jordan's insta
We recorded before noon on a sunday for you guys because we love you. Also Pat is a coward
Pat got engaged! (Poor Kara)
The boys talk about:
Nashville
Dating on Twitter
Melbourne remains problematic
Long Chile / Ohio 2
Music:
Dixieland Delight - Alabama
Hey everyone! We're back this week, discussing the then relevant Super Bowl and the wild commercials that companies thought we would want to see (really who cleared Baby Nut???). We also do a deep dive into Avocados from Mexico, and try and see who is really funding the marketing for the fruit. We also all discuss our weekend travel plans, with Pat and Kevin heading to Nashville and Jordan coming down to Orlando. Make sure to subscribe and comment, and rate 5 stars! See you guys next week!
This week we lament the passing of one of sports greatest competitors
We talk about our picks for the SuperBowl and some funny prop bets
Jordan went to a weird wedding
Big male nipple talk?
Jordan does not believe Stevie Wonder is Blind
Music: Chief Keef - Kobe
Episode 56 for you guys this week! This week, we rank our top 5 chain restaurants inspired by Jeff D. Lowe, recount to Jackson his own birthday, and then yell at Jackson a little bit for making rash decisions due to peer pressure.
Make sure to subscribe and rate us 5 stars, and we'll be back next week!
A live review of the newly released Bud light seltzer. Will something finally replace White Claw in our hearts?
Also, we talk about the time Jordan and Kevin let a spider into the car while driving, us getting attacked on twitter, and whether or not testicles can taste things.
This week we got a great episode for your ear holes
Kevin v. Patrick v. Daniel dropping weight like they lost an ounce
Jordan's Grandma grew up before lotion
War is upon us for a ridiculous reason
Jeopardy GOATS have been found
Traphouse Chicken
Music:
Life is Good - Future only edit
Hope everyone had a great New Years, and great holiday season in general! This episode we talk about our NYE 2020 experience, look back at our resolutions from last year, and make a few new resolutions for the new year! We also talk about some of our plans for the upcoming year, and how Dr. Phil has the house of a super villain.
We capped off our year talking about how well, or rather poorly our years went
How well our Christmas' went
What our New Years Plans are
And more
Music:
Roddy Rich - The Box
I'm sure nobody is reading this, but this week we go over cover the horniest tiger alive, Jason Derulo's massive hog, and the pornhub 2019 year in review.
Music:
Sour Candy - Melt