BM&W: Recent Episodes
Charlotte and Emily
bm (emily) and woman (charlotte) sit on the floor every sunday and record a mediocre podcast. plz enjoy :/ Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bmwpodcast/support
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/18xEXMZ94Wo5BHkzM83lBIt-er4Xvy-jo2hrcBCYEhdA/edit?usp=sharing if you are looking for a tell-all fnaf experience to gear up for the new fnaf movie, look no further. this one has everything; a girl who knows way too much, a girl who knows nothing, and you, the viewer, who still thinks fnaf stands for Fredrick Never Acts Funky. who is Fredrick? find out a brand new episode of you favorite mediocre podcast.w would also like the record to show that this podcast would not be possible without the help of bichelle bcneal, a woman who single-handedly got the Taylor Swift Podcast out of w's dreams and made it a reality. bichelle, we salute you.bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bmwpodcast/support
we are gathered here today to witness Bm share with us the ins and the outs of her new ptw playlist. be sure to keep water handy while feasting on the neuter of this weeks cast. also, if you are at all frustrated with Bm’s smooth, monkey, brain descriptions of her top songs of the last six months… shut up.
link to ptw playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1FahcOn40uF9KC9VCw8N2l?si=d8b7e5ff5ab94a2a
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the first segment(s) of this podcast was recorded November 3rd, 2022. the last segment on this podcast was recorded November 8th, 2022. we have not had any correspondence with our dear, sweet Grace. Grace sent a response on November 8th, 2022. we are in no condition to read the message at this time. The matter remains undecided.no grace for Grace.bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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if you or a family member is struggling with Bm Dependency, we may be eligible for financial compensation. call 1-800-BmBirthday for more information but its actually just a personalized birthday message from Bm. we're having a sale, each letter is only $38 (in this economy?) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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hey guys... long time no chat believe it or not, the past few months without the podcast felt wrong. although they were more than necessary, both bm and chargul missed the podcast dearly. they missed the connection it gave them to their friends in Texas and Arizona but more importantly, each other. chargul missed her mandatory weekly catch-ups with her best friend Bm and the months without them felt very lonely. but hopefully, the time away can help the girls mend their relationship with the willion dollar franchise that is the BM&W podcast.
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don't worry guys, we miss you. we'll be back. From the BM&W Archives, bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast
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oliva rodrigo shoulda won it all! #robbed bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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here lies the commonly used phrases of Piss, Cum, Munga, Yeah, Go team, and My fault crewmate. may they rest in peace (not piss) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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I'm going to be honest, you don't need to listen to this episode. this is not even a podcast, its just a jumble of recorded words. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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today week on the cast, the girls finally conclude their argument about Friday's "aditigate." assuring that this would not be their friendship-ending game of risk, thy could move on to more important issues like speedball... and shrek the musical. they also tackle the forbidden topic of a podcast break. also tune in next week for a phrases podcast or another streets podcast, we still haven't decided. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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sorry its late, i was too busy sleeping. catching some shut eye. also watching bb14.
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The better podaday to celebrate podcasts. incorporating bm&w classic elements such as muckbang, nails, bm&w jargon, nothing, and astronomicvally long bthan intro. please enjoy as this podcast is able to stand on its own two feet and not be influenced by the lesser, more boring Boy, Oh Boi Podcast.
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Kanye spotted with newest Kim lookalike
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for their 100th episode, bm and w have brought back some of their fan favorite guests. bm&w proudly present the 100th mediocre podcast.
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BREAKING NEWS: teenagers discover empathy and how it can affect their relationships with other people. bm&w proudly presents a mediocre podcast.
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"keep talking, chargul! we're almost at an hour." bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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Wonder Bread Thin. cumming to a store near you. please everyone go look up @tinyjewishgirl on tiktok. your day will either be ruined or enlightened. if you have a submission for chargul's senior quote, just text her. given bm&w's audience, you probably already have her number. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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TTT idea: students are studying for history when they realize their textbooks are very outdated and problematic. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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adele, camping, posterior ankle impingement, overnight vet visits, and boolin all in the same episode? what is it my birthday?! even after being put on probation and downgraded to a listener, bm was still able to deliver on the audio malfunction front. w kept hers going even in the wireless environment of a too big, too musty, too unrealistic small town. have a great day and sniff a couple candles. do: look out the window, lay on the floor, think of nothing...don't: all nighters, blue light, cinderblock walls. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast
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globby content and globby audio. i have not listened to this at all so it might just be unlistenable. oh well. i don't really care. do you? bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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talking about college without college park bm. really loving this alone time on the podcast. keep it up bm girl! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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All Too Well Short Film
Nothing New
Taylor's Top Hits
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choose your fighter: october 2020, chinatown october, broken NCS bm, come on come on come on day, october 2021, sax bm, scary man that haunted bm's intense october.
if you or anyone you know is suffering from intense october please put their SSN, address, first pet's name, and credit card number (including the three wacky number on the back) in the comments down below. we will make sure they get the help they deserve. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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we are back and better than ever. more costumes for chargul's third favorite holiday. now if you're going to use these costumes, you need to do it correctly. we will know if you don't follow all the rules. they and pissbaby will come for you on our behalf. a boy oh boi podcast can tell you firsthand what its like to beef with us. its not fun. please enjoy the next few weeks of this podcast when the episodes are inevitably bad. we can't do anything about it, that's just how the cycle goes. weeks and weeks of bad podcast and then suddenly a golden age podcast? i've heard through the grapevine that practice makes perfect but honestly, I think it just makes bad. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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BREAKING NEWS: the recording stopped what else do you want us to do? keep going? start over? intro and all? that is just too much work, why would you even suggest that. The easiest thing FOR US is to just say "chest la vie" and let the recording stop. the recording stopping is the among us importer telling us that he is sussy baka imposter sus. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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hello, we've been trying to reach you about this podcast is it good great or mid hmm?? this is very important plz let me know in the comments down below thank you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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nothing to say here. go home. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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the recording ended. what else do you want me to say. something chargul did not have time to think about was a dream she had. she was planning homecoming with Richard Gilmore of the infamous tv show Gilmore Girls. it was stressful. a fever dream, literally. the first guy was yelling, the other guy picks up a brick, and you might want to shut the pouch for this one. "alright fatso you want some of this!" bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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the fatal flaw about this podcast is the fact that it's ending. this is it. this is the last one. glad we invented ending podcasts before anyone else could do it first. wait. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast
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every week we record this silly little podcast to upload so one silly little person can listen to it, and chargul takes one for the team and edits it, while bm makes her silly little thumbnails. but sometimes, when a podcast is too hard to edit, chargul stops taking one for a team and makes bm edit the podcast. these are the weeks where i hate this podcast. especially this one. why did chargul dox ourselves? and make me take out like two sections of the podcast? and why did she tell all my friends to dox ourselves every 5 seconds??????? and WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THERES A LITTLE BEE VERSION OF CHARGUL IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS ENTIRE PODCAST. if this podcast goes up not on a sunday no it didn't. you made it up. this podcast is made up in your head. also i think the youtube is messed up but whatever you made that up too i'll fix it later. actually jk i'm not fixing it because it cut off at a funny point, so if youre reading this on the youtube and you for some reason desperately need to listen to this podcast go listen on any other podcast app. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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i won't apologize for the 20 minutes of this podcast where it's just "i love makeup" over and over again. simply suffer. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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why was she even talking about the dentist? and why am i now writing about the dentist? i swear we should really just stop everythi- bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast
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lice for life will be my college dorm theme. my door will be rigged so that every time you walk through it, a 5 gallon bucket of lice will be poured on your head. no questions asked.
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finally, an answer to our second most commented question. bm and chargu decided to talk about why exactly they hate their leo friends. bm ESPECIALLY hates her leo friends, everything she says in this episode is just to save her butt (lol). also, i got some really cool shoes today. i'm calling them my "CS shoes." CS as in curb stomp. they're my curb stomping shoes. where pissbaby at?
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this description is for Bm only so if you're not her, close your ears
hi bm,
since meeting you, my life has changed in the following ways: I can now confidently say I have a second half, this includes a second family and a second home. I can now say that I know someone else better than I know myself. I can be even more creative than I could have ever hoped on this podcast and every project that has followed. You bring out the brightest, funniest, most best version of myself and make me want to have fun everyday of my life. I hope the next time you eat ladybugs on a stick, there is a perfect ladybug to stick ratio. You deserve it :0
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if you're calendar says it's leo season, it's not. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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Scary Song!
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yet another week of bm doing everything in a week and chargul doing absolutely nothing. #normalizecharguldependency. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this episode was not recorded a week early, you are simply a week late. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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chargul: foot hurt
doctor: okay
chargul: help please?
doctor: cope
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Bm's TikTok
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this is a normal podcast and no one else showed up. why would you even suggest that? gaslight? that's a big word, babe. i'm sorry that you think that something's different when it's simply not...? hyuma? as in hyu-mama love deez nuts?
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rising. sun. moon. once these three signs lived in beautiful and perfect harmony. but everything changed once bm&w attacked. now everyone has to determine what their bm&w astrological big three are. are you a triple bm (non-secret version)? are you an & rising? these are things everyone should know. if we mentioned your big three in this episode of the cast, please correct us in the comments down below. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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fit check. please roast our outfits in the comments! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
photos are out of order. respectfully, figure it out
fit check photos
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munch munch. yum yum. this week on the pod bm and w eat food. it was kinda crazy not even gonna lie. you know what else was crazy about this episode? we didnt film in the closet! so if its echoy not its not. anyway we talked about the epic post-prom event, bm getting hypnotized, chargul's swag fits, rehminehsing (reminincing (reminiscing)) on bm going crazy last summer, and chargul watching riverdale (again (for the 3rd time)). pretty crazy stuff i know. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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itchy (w) and lumpy (bm) review (give their opinions on) Star Wars (movies) again (for a second time). bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
mcballs
i forgot what else i said i would link someone please remind me
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If g x is the inverse of f x and f a b then g b' this week on the podcast, bm and w talk about some very exciting things. these topic include but are not limited to crawfish. they also talk about school, clue stream and earth day. but don't get it twisted, it's mostly crawfish. okay, i really have to go. i have to do my math test and also film the entirety of a silent film. wish us luck! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this week on the podcast, the bm&w podcast has officially become a boy oh boi response podcast. they are not too worried about this as gracy and jason are now officially friends of chargul and bm. the girls talk about the events past week. bm failed her driving test, w is sore, bm made friends, w took the sat. did i metion bm failed her driving test- stop- she failed it and she sucks- you suck- no u. the girls are also really excited about the Clue stream. the is a formal message to the boy oh boi podcast... you guys have no idea what you've done. Clue is chargul's favorite goddamn movie she will be really annoying and loud the entire time. thank you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
BM IS A SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER
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we are back. we are better. we are here. we bussin. today, bm and w start to get reacquainted with each other. they talk about the events of last night's stream. there was much talk about the lois griffin impression that w has sworn never to repeat (unless directed by someone in greyson's chat) the girls also told each other about their weeks and bm's scare with the bald mean security guard. unfortunately this may be the last ever episode with bm as she has to go to prison for eating lunch in her car. however, chargul has seen so many prison break movies that bm should be back by next week. she's a runner shes's a track star.
here are some stuff we mentioned
greyson's twitch
ballet scavenger hunt
boring ballet show
clue the movie
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hey guys. its the bm podcast. what you've all been waiting for! i know all of y'all were so excited for this so here it is!😁😁😁 charlotte is finally gone and i can live my life how i want to life has been so great without charlotte she was bringing me down i'm so happy guys its true. today I talked about my genius ideas to fix that boat or something, uh, the incredibly epic party in the waiting room, and um I talked about.... i'm sorry charlotte i'm so sorry i cant do this please come back please. bm proudly presents an amazing podcast.
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finally the moment we have all been waiting for... the W Podcasts. for fans of the podcast that think w is the funnier podcast host. which she is. undoubtably so. but w decided to address the argument and the way she sees things. just know that anything bm says in her podcast is in fact a lie. there is no way that bm can be right. i mean just look at her. she looks like every animal to ever exist. like just pick one?!
here is the link to MY twitter
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guys... we are sorry to say that we here at the bm&w podcast are having some issues. they are all obviously bm's fault- not true- stay out of this girl - you always do me dirty in the descriptions girl- that's on you. i can't deal with this right now. however, its not a secret that both bm and w are fantastic actors and they put on quite a believable show. it was almost as if they are actually really good friend in real life and are only faking the beef for clout and publicity. but no, that cant be true. that's what they want you to think. they really just hate each other so much. deeply. a deep distain they have for each other. during this episode, they talk about their forced bonding retreat, their twitter beef, and how w is so much funnier and better in every way- shut up w- no. we both know i like writing the descriptions, butt out. anyway, here are some links that we said we would put. we never forget. #bmdidalamo #wisfunnier #bmshotabe #baldknob bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
BM SPOTIFY & W SPOTIFY
BM TWITTER & W TWITTER
BEN SHABIBO CLIP
C.U.C.K. SHIRT
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bestie's pod? yes, this is the besties podcast. contrary to popular belief, the besties did not meet only a week before recording this week's episode, they actually met in a past life. this week on the podcast, bm and w are joined by their companions, the besties. these besties include Clavin Klein, Maddy, Kyle Coolidge, and Lara. due to unfortunate and chocolate related circumstances, Lara is no longer with us. she died. she dead. she kicked the bucket. she gone. are we sad? no not really. we recorded an entire podcast without her, how upset did you think we were. the besties (minus Lara) talk about their first meeting, harry potter, and their next business ventures. stay tuned for the official besties youtube channel and comic book series.
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this week we have another long episode with BAD AUDIO. you guys should be used to this by now so we don't really care. not our problem. this week, bm and w recap the events of thursday night's teams stream (you can watch the whole thing on greyson's twitch https://www.twitch.tv/grey_the_grey ) but the main even of this podcast is the long awaited annie story and the stories from that other show we did. if you like to listen to two teenage grils scream, cry, and laugh really loud about events in their life that only make sense to them, you will really enjoy this episode. this episode was only for bm and w. they will not blame you if you want to click off. it's okay. don't be shy. go ahead. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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happy one year birthday to the bm&w podcast! to celebrate, bm and w decided to revisit some of their old episodes and share the best and the worst of the bm&w podcast. the girls also talk about the events of last night. cowards unwelcome championship knockout. what is it? the answer to that question is still unknown. however, you can go watch the whole thing on greyson's twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/grey_the_grey) where you will see bm and w give their heated post-fight interviews. the girls also recap podaday and celebrate one year of a very mediocre podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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the crossover episode we have all been waiting for now that the beef has been resolved, you are more than welcome to check out the Boy, Oh Boi Podcast (especially the hebephilia episode) https://boyohboi.org/ also, apparently we are in a competition on greyson's twitch?? and we're told it's going to be on march 6th?? so check it out???? https://www.twitch.tv/grey_the_grey
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once again like clockwork, it is the time of year for lent. a year tradition the quickly turned into a very hard time for bm and w. today the girls talk about that hardship and what techniques they have used to fill the great void that TikTok has left them with. they also talk about the events of the previous day and podiday 2021. look out for next weeks episode that will be recorded on the official first podiday. we WILL resolve our beef. we have faith. totally do NOT check out the Boy, Oh Boi Podcast. they suck. horrible. too much pain. https://boyohboi.org/
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in this episode, the good podcast host and w decide to read some of bm's old diaries. was it embarrassing? not at all says bm. but it was quite a fun adventure. the girls also talked about the horrible worst ever podcast ever and the spread of their misinformation. there is also a live performance of songs written by bm in her youth. YOUTUBE AND BBQ CHIPS BY JACOB SARTORIUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtttUQmBqdU BM VALENTINES DAY CARDS https://twitter.com/EmilyMcNeal3/status/1361111858472767491
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boy oh boi do we have the episode for you guys today. the girls talk about their recent conversation with the worst podcast imaginable. they are horrible human beings and they have a very bad podcast. please do not go check them out at https://boyohboi.org/ they also talk about how to get tiktok famous, something bm&w knows a lot about. there is a discussion about who should play the super bowl, dream stans, ulysses s grant, and most importantly tom and jerry. please let us know if you are a tom stan or a jerry supremacist? tom stans seem like the type of people that still say pop a chocky. NO - bm. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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audio is bad we know. over it. bye. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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hypothetically, it we were to have a podcast, this would be it. we would just have small talk and nothing else. but we did introduce a new mascot to our podcast. pissbaby. he deserves nothing but the utmost respect. he will curb stomp you because that is really funny. however do not talk about curb stomping on Instagram because they will remove your comment. speaking from experience. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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we finish frindle. that's it. that's the podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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today we read frindle. that's it. that's the podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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are we really funny? we all know the correct answer is yes. however, what if we're not? so today bm and w, but mostly w, take the most grueling test known to man to determine if they are really funny. spoiler alert, the answer is always yes. you are the scum of the earth we are always right. we are the ones who discovered the planet of comedy and serve as the knights of comedy. beat that, Amy Schumer and Amy poehler, we know you're the same person. were on to you, both of you. so you better fess up, or take a ground pound curb to the teeth. thanks. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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santa is real. we all know it. if you are a santa denier in today's society please leave and rethink your choices in life. but the real question up for debate is whether or not he is a good person. today bm and w take a side, pro santa, or anti santa. do you believe that santa is just a good hearted jolly man who gives gifts out of the goodness of his heart? or an evil, classist, capitalist scum? well you will be able to make your decision today by listening to the pod. please put your final decision in the comments down below on your opinion. happy holidays. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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anarchy. that's what we all want isn't it. that will be the day our dreams come true. speaking of dream. dream. dream smp. dream smpiss. wow what a great segway. today bm and w talk about the dream smp and the history of l'manberg. the greatest country in the world. we quote from the great mind of sun tzu on the historical war of the dream smp. there are lots of deep discussions this episode about government and war, we are very smart. biggest brain around. so smart smarter than techno, tubbo, tommy, and wilbur combined. we're not smartr than schlatt though. rip schlatt he was a great ruler and i miss him everyday. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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i love jimmy fallon. he is the best late night host and he is very hot. very cute. my lil smolders bean uwu. jimmy if you're watching this please come on the podcast i love you. also, rhett and link if you're watching this also come on the podcast. can you also actually kiss. just for fun. i know y'all have done it at least once so why cant you just do it on camera for the fans. these are trying times so it would be for the benefit of the world. anyway, jimmy kimmel, i have a snack for you. oh yeah? what's that? A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!!!! I HATE YOU JIMMY KIMMEL. YOURE THE WORST JIMMY. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BEAT BY JIMMY FALLON? that's what i thought. take that. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this week's topic is probably the not a good one to do in an audio format. however, we decided that we hate you guys and the podcast is just for us. so we played the middle school party games such as mash and charlie charlie in a purely audio format. i would say that we very accurately predicted each other's future. w is very well-equipped to be a piss doctor. it takes a lot of guts to take care of bm day after day, podcast after podcast. so a piss doctor is right up her alley. we also got to play a fun game of telephone. you guys helped so thank you. but you were also very bad at the game so, goodbye. this is the last podcast, you disappointed us. goodbye. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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november 13 is finally among us. we are finally able to get look in stores for the gummy bear album with lots of music, videos, and extras. we waited months and months for this moment and now its here. we did it. to celebrate, bm and w decided toreview the ablum. all the best songs and even the bad ones were covered in this list. there were some disagreements but nothing a good gumm bear happy birthday song couldn't fix. (no really i love that song so much i want it in my mouth) anyway, overall, bm and w have concluded that the gummy bear album was worth the wait. but which songs should you add to your forever playlist? that's a secret we'll never tell. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this week on the podcast, bm and w have another great topic. might i saw, even better than the last one.... well, that's up to you. all jokes aside, today, the girls decided to review one of the most woke twitter accounts on the market today, our king, our white boy of all the ages, Jacob Sartorius. Musician, Rapper, and motivational speaker decided to grace the app with his own take on life through his awe inspiring tweets. the whole world just sits back and watches as he crafts with such care. anyway, the girls also talk about some other things but thats not important. but jacob, he just has such a way with words. we dont deserve him. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast. w twitter @chargularson bm twitter @emilymcneal3
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this episode's topic is literally the best topic we have ever done. like it revolutionizes the podcast game, even more than trisha paytas. you know another game that revolutionizes things? teams. this game is my favorite game because we are on teams. if you wanna be on my team, wait in line, its a long one. and if you want to be on my team, you'll have to wait in an even longer line. more people want to be on my team.this is simply factually incorrect, and you need to stop the spread of FAKE NOSE. and stop your evergrowing forehead. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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another summer ends along with another disappointing big brother season. today on the pod, bm and w piss all over the bb22 cast. that of course does not include queen janelle and king kaysar. thankfully this week, bm did not poop her pants(yet). but she's optimistic. after their tier list, they make their ideal cast for another season of bb over the top. america needs it. we need it. allison grodner you have 24 hours to eariler confirm a bb over the top season or let bm be on bb23. this is non-negotiable. we will be watching. please lol. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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we would like to start off by saying that bm did in fact poop her- no no that is not tru- pants- don't listen to her she's wrong i didn't- she is facing consequences- cap no no that's cap- and i wish her the best. anyway in this episode we give you some halloween costume ideas for you and your friends but do NOT WEAR THESE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO PARTIES THAT IS BAD!! also, you are not allowed to dress up as lil or tay as that will be our costumes this year along with every year. so it's not for you its just for us it's not your language, go home. if any of you try these, don't they're to complicated. a simpleton like YOU would not have the balls (nuts, even) to pull this off. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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Hey, use join code haqgokseb7111 to join my 'bm&w poop group' league :) this episode of the podcast has been a long time coming. we have been working hard outside of the studio for months now and we're finally ready to share what we've done. our poop map updates. all of them are read aloud live of the podcast and w even finally gets some of her burning questions answered. and if you hear us say "later we'll talk about how to improve the app," no you didn't. we never said that. you never heard it. you've been in a coma fro ten years. wake up. we miss you. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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that was a very epic poggers moment. this week on the podcast, bm and w discus some long overdue topics. these include the minecraft creeper cereal, the new update, and the new game everyone has been talking about, among us. they even uncovered a lie hidden in the deep deep depths of the dark web. said conspiracy involves the youtuber dream and his side job, the dj marshmello. yes your favorite podcast is yet again opening doors that have been closed for too long by the government. and once again this is a quick reminder that everything we say on the podcast is true. no need to fact check. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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it is no longer a good day to be a minor. however, it is a good day to be a miner, because that is the career bm is pursuing now that she is an adult. and with the new Minecraft caves update it is a double good day to be a miner. so take that. any who. today bm and w become bm&w&a, because we invited our friend abby to be on da pod. kinda pog. sorry she was kinda quiet, sorry. but it was in fact, still pog. with a special apperence by Scarlett Johansson, this podcast was all about bm's quest for knowledge during her time as a 17 year old. it was incredibly insightful and awe-inspiring. I cried. and you will too. bm&w proudly a mediocre podcast.
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hey guys what's up today we bring to you an epic podcast about, you guessed it, pageants. no I am not getting uncreative with the titles, you are. anyway, today bm and w discuss pageants, but this time w has the experience of going to one. w reviews being a mcneal for the first time, the process of watching the show, and getting to go on stage😱 yup kinda crazy I know. we also kinda go off track and discuss the mesmerizing videos on TikTok, including but not limited to, da vinky?!?, Trisha paytas, and five nights at fReEdIEeS!! the amount of times we said da vinky is actually surprisingly low. comment down in the comment section down below how many times we said da vinky! you don't get anything I'm just kinda curious. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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well, the fact that we filmed this was kinda funny not gonna lie. like we had no idea that tiktok might be banned on the day we uploaded this. actually jk, we did know. we actually manifested it by making this podcast. so yeah, this is our doing. deal with it. anyway, today bm and w discuss the tiktok trends that they really don't like. some of them date all the way back to summer 2019. notice how there's none from 2018, that's because 2018 was goated (see our history of tiktok pod). please be sure to cover your ears when we ask you to, it would be very mean if you didn't :( bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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!!!WARNING REALLY ANNOYING LAWNMOWER LIKE REALLY ANNOYING IM NOT KIDDING IT WAS ANNOYING!!! anyway, what's up how's it going. this podcast was pretty interesting. between the lawnmower and running out of things to talk about, we were on a roll. it was epic. bm and w discussed the clothes they wore, the clothes they didn't wear, and the clothes they never forgot. do you wear clothes? please let us know in the comment section down below. if you're listening to this on anything other than YouTube, go to out youtube and comment. do it. please, we need more comments. we really like them. it makes us feel like we have friends because both bm and w do not have friends. they are not even friends with each other. they would never. ever. anyway, tell us something about yourself. it can be serious or a total lie. we would be none the wiser ;p any way cheerio. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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so, did we have a plan for this episode? yeah of course we did. this podcast is our number one priority and we would never put it off until the day we had to upload. no, never! in this pod, bm and w discuss school, big brother, and bm cries. as usual🙄 we answer questions from our number one fans, en deed and tein vougüe. they must be from out of town! kinda offend no one else asked questions, kinda rude of y'all. :/ we just want to take a moment to pray for little huddy, after a near death experience with a grape and powering the sway house on his bike all by himself, he needs our prayers especially in this time. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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dream dream dream dream dream dream. if you didnt sing that like how sharkboy sang it in sharkboy and lavagirl then thats cringe. in this episode bm and w discuss dreams. from bm writing tv shows in her dreams to w dreaming in three part series, their dreams be crazy. yall are actually going to learn something this episode!! bm and w read epic dream facts so now this podcast can be labelled as educational. more educational than school in my opinion. so just dont go to school this week. instead of going to zoom class just play this podcast over and over and you will get all of the information you need😌 bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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the one thing that has been consuming all the minds of views around the world is big brother season 22. to celebrate, bm and w create a hypothetical house of the people they know best: tiktokers. from the hype house to the freak show to god himself, joel in the garage, the girls have compiled a list of the most fearless and ruthless character to compete for the best prize out there. (prize tbd) with some outrageous twists such as the sway house living conditions, the reign of our queen moop, and lil buddy trying to acclimate to his new life without the bike. who will win grand prize of (tbd) listen closely to find out. (its charli) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this weeks podcast has the best name of any podcast ever. harry "podder..." get it. cause its like harry potter... but its a podcast... anyway, this week is a very exciting podcast because there is a guest star. his name is All and he is a licensed harry potter expert. in this episode, they discuss the best and the worst of the harry potter movies. which ones were accurate to the book, which ones had the best storylines, and why victor drum was ugly. these are life's most troubling questions and all the answers to which are provided today. but the bast thing by far is that the book series doesn't have an author, it was written by no one🥰 anyway, we hope you enjoy another movies ranking podcast but its the least we could to for our most loyal number one fan, Thomas "Tommy Cart" Carter. bm&w (and elliot) proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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on another episode of "tiktok made us do it," this week bm and w decided to take a dip into their past lives. their very real, very accurate, past lives. the trend on tiktok featured many different characters watching a meditation video in which it allows you to visualize who they were in the past. naturally, the gals wanted to do it really really really bad. who wouldn't? know who you were in a past life um yes please sign me up (me af🤪) anyway, bm promptly fell asleep so not much from her. w on the other hand thought she had something but turns out she was just cosplaying as lorraine in back to the future 2. they also share one people they wished they were in a past life but in the end, only one thing is clear... bm is on autopilot as she lives out the live of Jake Paul. no question about it.
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since the king has been dethroned, there are two new theorists in town. bm and w are here to shed light on all the lies that have been fed to you by the national government and the men in black (yes, they're real too) if this episode gets taken down, just know that is was not by us. it was forced upon us by the authorities that don't want you to know the truth about the world in which we dwell. but one of these theories wasn't true but please do remember our agreement; MAKE EVERYONE YOU KNOW BELIEVE IT'S TRUE... because it is... jk... unless...?? if you need some sentence starters, here are some of our favorites... "Hey what's your favorite movie? Mine is Ratatouille because..." "Yo this Corona thing is absolutely crazy, Almost like the black plague! Hey did you know..." "Yeah honestly I'm really afraid of rats because of that one black plague movie... what's it called... oh yeah Ratatouille." bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this week, the two take a page out of the podcast but outside's book and film bm&w outside. the two gals go camping deep in the wilderness where they are susceptible to bear attacks, glitzy gobblers, and pop smoke. the topic of discussion for this week you ask? very true and very real ghost stories. these stories are based on true events and there is nothing made up about them. and even if we didn't specify, all the characters in every story are all on acid. but the stories that they experience are not in fact acid trips. they just thought they were. but bm and w know what's really going on with shane, addison, pop smoke (may he rest in peace) and the singing challenge guy. fun fact: nathan davis jr actually challenged w to a singing challenge where the winner gets the pod. ndj won but then he couldn't film it because communism is when no iPhone :/ bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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has bm gone crazy? that's hard to say. at least not enough to go to a mental hospital. w is there for different reasons but let's not get into that one for today. this week the girls discuss the sitcom cinematic universe and the big question that goes with it; which sitcom is in OUR universe? this whole theory is strung together with lost. no not that one song by frank ocean, the show with that cool guy named jack. no, not jack bauer, that's the guy from 24, the other one that's a doctor. yeah the one on the island, that's the show. from there its a battle between the us office, the uk office, 30 rock, curb your enthusiasm, community, parks and recreation, brooklyn nine-nine, friends, mad about you, seinfeld, and arrested development. now, we haven't seen like half of these shows, but bm has done so much research she doesn't even need to, she's just that epic. this description was NOT written by bm and DEFINITELY written by w who thinks bm is the coolest and smartest person on the earth. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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deny deny deny. that is our goal with this podcast, and life in general. in this pod, bm and w read lies for the first time and have to play them off as real, with some true things mixed in there. if that sounds confusing just listen to the podcast we explain it better there and it makes since when we start playing the game. this is based. off a tv show, I think its called would I lie to you, but idk because I forgot what charlotte said the name was. and with this one, you get to play along at home! but that only works if you don't know us, which we know the majority of our audience does. but whatever, the willions of fans we have that also know us will still be able to enjoy the episode because we are just so entertaining. anyway, have you ever lied? leave your opinions in the comment section down below. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast
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after three weeks of prerecorded episodes, the gals are finally back together. although you may not have noticed, w was away for three whole weeks. with 2,000 miles separating them and no real motivation to talk to each other, bm and w have to get reacquainted if they intend to keep earning millions and billions and willions of dollars off of this podcast. they talk about what the've done in these past weeks. who've they seen, where they've gone. only normal things were talked about this episode. if you're looking for a podcast on furries and minecraft, look elsewhere. there is nothing of that sort here. we would also like to bring to light bm's manifestation of shane dawson's canceling. she is the reason why justice has finally been served.
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y'all ever just... be mean? yeah me neither. but for those of you who have, do you ever wonder am I in the wrong? today were answering that question. we are the final boss. we say what goes and what nose. if you disagree with us, no you didn't❤️ the aita subreddit is a highly coveted subreddit of reddit. yes there are admin on the page to decide if they are or not, but we have the final decision. if you disagree with us, sit down, shut up, and go home. oh yeah, the aita stands for am I the bleeeeepp (I can't say that word because my mom said so. and you can't either, because its actually our mom. bichelle is god, not just our mom, she is an ominous being so you better be on your best behavior). w sucks, jk not really, actually who knows. you're allowed to arm your own opinion, but on this podcast you're not. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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we assume that none of you lowlives have never been in a pageant so we're here to give you an accurate representation of it. in the past, bm has shared her troubles in the interviews but today, w is put to the test. have you ever seen a living crown before? didn't think so. bm figured it out. 11 year old bm had such a massive brain that she figured it out. w on the other hand took has a little pea brain and can't think. but we accept her. right guys? thank god she can't hear our conversations. she would be so mad. but this is our little secret and she has no idea. but like xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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good morning class. today we are discussing the topic of tiktok and its rich history. you will learn the likes of hit or miss and I wanna be tracer girl, straight tiktok, and alt tiktok. that made no sense, sorry :/ this history has shaped me as a person and a beliber. from tiktoks conception to the current day, we discuss the highs and lows of this god forsaken app. and by that we mean this app is very much not holy hashtag not prayer hands. anyway this is the most important lesson that you will not be taught in school, luckily, its us as the teachers, so we let you talk during your classwork. but you do not talk over us, that is rude. it is day 16 and we still have to remind you of this? unacceptable. do better, you're in 14th grade, not 13th. go to the principle's office. yeah I know I spelled it principle. that is because he is not my princiPAL. so I do not call him the principal. go. now. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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this week on the #pod #cast, they do be back in the same space. you heard that right. no more failing facetime calls and no more delays. thank you lord and savior, firefighter george. the gang finally found a way to #saveadam and the plan is foolproof. even for them and their enormous brains. adam, i know you're reading this. i know you listened to the podcast. join us, and you can become not only a millionaire, not only a billionaire, but a willianaire. you will finally be free from emily. but we regret to inform you thatyou will be joining a different emily. stay alert for your wake up call. listen to the wind. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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have you ever wondered, what does your family think about you? well, we're the only ones that get to know that. in this weeks episode of the #pod #cast bm&w give their family a survey about them. they regret that decision, our family was wayyyy too honest please tell them to tone it down. we learn that w has a rectangle head and bm never knows if she's happy. we definitely did not, and i repeat, did not steal this idea from rhett and link, they stole it from us. they just have a better editing time than us. what do expect from a multimillion dollar corporation like that, original content? no way! but you can always rely on original content from our multi trillion dollar company, thats a guarantee. irs has entered the chat. speaking of the irs, who are those guys? thanks. bm&w proudly present a medicore podcast
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step aside JK Rowling, there's a new "great authors" club and you are not invited. in order to view this weeks podcast, you need to forget everything that you have learned about time travel, we're about to blow your mind. join us as we create the world of PT, PT2, PT3, and PT's girlfriend (name pending) and their journey that can be described as less than heroic. actually, just kidding, don't alert the New York Times. we already did. we're already number one on the charts faster than you can say "remember the times we had." Doja Cat is looking over her shoulder after she publishes her autobiography. i swear every book says its a New York Times best seller. like really, you can't ALL be number one, but we can. we been out here since day one proving them to be inferior to our enormous brains. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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This week, bm&w use their humungous brains to come up with their 100% foolproof way to win not just big brother, but the hearts of every single American in America. Just picture this, the year is 2022, bm&w are in the big brother house, and you're still listening to this podcast. because the grind don't stop. not even for Julie Chen. bth will still record the intro and we will still deny his participation in this pod, but gosh darn it the pod will go on in the big brother house. we need some help from you though, please pool your money together and every week send a plane banner over the big brother house with the name of the people that don't like us, thanks. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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Please excuse any audio bad. Despite the fact that this is bm&w's 11th podcast, and da mums 1st, bm&w were still the only ones to sit too far away from the mic. today we are joined by the two and only, bichelle and benn (our moms). we discuss the absolute horror it was to raise us, how annoying we are together, and some concerns they have for us in the future. beyblades beyblades let it rip! Pokemon Pokemon. can y'all tell we have run out of things to put here? do y'all care if we just leave this as is, its not like anyone reads these things. I can say whatever I want, peepeepoopoo. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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Thank you allowing bm&w to geek out this episode. It was well appreciated and very much needed. After rewatching every Star Wars movie, including the infamous holiday special, the gals discuss the best and the worst of George Lucas's masterpieces. Bm sincerely apologizes for sitting so far away from the mic. She cried about it twice while editing this podcast. W says if she sees any hate in the comments she will block them, and not in the fun way. While watching the holiday special for the first time, bm finally realizes what this podcast is. its the circus scene when lumpy is just watching the most insane and bizarre circus while grunting. y'all are lumpy. bm&w are the acrobats. bth is mama because he's just letting this play out. our parents are chewbacca because they do not want to associate with us and never mention us ever again. and all is right with the world. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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headphone users, beware, we get kinda heated so maybe turn off the oven. in this episode, bm&w start youtube and TikTok beef with the creators (and lizards) they strongly dislike. to the one person watching from Ireland, hi!! how are you? comment down below who your least favorite tiktoker is. friendly reminder that anyone who comments a hate comment, we will like it. we aint like those other podcasts where "hate is blocked" no. we encourage all of the hate, bring it our way. welcome to the first episode of the bm&w podcast where the audio is epic instead of super poop. I hope you enjoyed it. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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nice to nice to know you lets do it again. since bm has moved to maryland she has had many burning questions. today all of them were answered. the two boyos be boolin this episode while they argue over when to eat christmas dinner, and whether its called supper or dinner. (the answer is supper). little known fact about every episode that bm and w are apart: bm has, against w's wishes, put her audio one notch to the left ear and w's one notch to the right ear. i wonder if anyone noticed. w did promise, however, to make it dual eared audio on her birthday. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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hey what's up you guys vsauce here. today's #pod #cast is a monumental moment, we ended lent. finally this test of the lord is over and bm&w can talk about all of the things they missed. from the trends they hated, to the creators they missed, in this time of destitute true friendship rang true. lets hope we don't get copyrighted because this is the second time we have used a Star Wars title. it is purely for comedic effect, disney please do not sue us. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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hello guys, gals, and gamers, today on this very epic #pod #cast bm&w participate in a ruthless spelling bee! The stakes are high and so are not their iq's, but their confidence is through the roof. Some questions to ponder, can bm spell higher than a 5th grade level? will w catch a well planted rickroll? will bm finally figure out how to spell w's name? the world may never know, that is, if the world doesn't listen to this podcast. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podacast.
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its a well known fact that bm cant spell w's name, but does she know any other facts about her? on this episode of the #pod #cast the gang takes a 'how well do you know your bff' quiz. this quiz might have messed up the results, as bm and w are far from bffs, they only know each other in the context of a podcast. besides the fact that this is their 5th episode, bm and w still took over an hour to figure out how to edit and upload this thing. just being on facetime didn't help either, seeing as bm is mad dumb and w is the only one with a working braincell. b&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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in this podcast, bm&w explore the crazy world of minecraft. while they mine for diamonds, they discuss their minecraft beginnings, try for 20 minutes to tell an epic story of their recent adventures in da craft, and rank the worst mobs in the game. because of this virus known as corona, w and bm were social distancing, but alas, the show must go on. so the gang hopped onto facetime and the show went on as normal. quite genius if you ask me. if you notice, you can only see w's screen, this was not the original plan. bm was not being very smart and only managed to record a minute of her screen, and it wasn't even a minute of the actual podcast, no, it was a minute of her trying to load into the world. not the most smart on her part, but ya know thats what you get when bm is alone. also, please watch and subscribe to w's youtube channel, she makes some pretty fun and legit content (this is bm typing so you know its legit just trust me) - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUBOyyLX_396ZN1YKeRjIpg b&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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it's corona time and it ain't playing around. she's reeking havoc all over the states of the United States. bm gives some valuable information while w can't seem to position herself correctly in front of the mic. there is talk of the state of the school system and shows. also, the gang discussed what color the corona virus is. bm thinks its hex #c46518 and w thinks its #9c900c, so please comment what you think below (bm is right just admit it) you see this is what happens when charlotte trusts emily enough to write the descriptions, i try and influence my audience. but i guess that's just what i do as a social media influencer, 14 subs strong lets go. what should we call our fans? i say bm&wers. does that make sense? kinda like jake paulers, but with us, bm&w. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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bm and w discuss ice and many other topics as they cannot seem to stay on track. along with this, there was a privacy scare and a mini and very informal debate (upcoming debates will be properly planned (hopefully)). they spent a very long time trying to figure out how da heck they 'upposed to get this episode on spotify, but alas, they figured it out. fun fact, they talked for 2 minutes before they realized that the mic was on mute and therefore had to re-record the opening. bthan was not pleased but he was quickly reminded of his 1% share and was soon cheered up. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.
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the title is in reference to star wars. get it? the first episode released was "a new hope" and the first episode of our #cast is also "a new hope." there is no telling the amount of titles that will be inspired by and directly stolen from the star wars franchise. copyright laws do not apply here. not gonna lie, i'm just typing at this point to pass time while the video is processing. i just read what i have written to bm, she likes it. this is charlotte by the way. i hope you're having a fantastic day. if you're reading this right now, comment what color the month of march is. the entire comment section should read "dark green" and any other responses will be deleted and blocked. bm&w present a mediocre podcast.
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