Watching Films on the Toilet: Recent Episodes
Ben and Eamonn
Want to know what Eamonn and Ben have been up to in the privacy of their toilet houses? Why, they’ve been watching films of course! Join a couple of knackered, old dads, as they discuss movies they’re not allowed to watch with their kids… in a roundabout way!
In which Ben and Eamonn return after a long, unexplained absence to talk about Mickey 17. Ben tries out a new ‘bad boy’ image by doing lots of swearing, Eamonn weighs the pros and cons of JD Vance and old friend of the podcast Joe Rogan gets in touch with an update on his rapidly melting brain.
Eamonn and Ben dump a couple of logs in the toilet fire and check out Shane Black's The Long Kiss Goodnight! There's an annual festive rap from Big Turkey Neck, an angry man from Plymouth delivers a Christmas message, and Gordon Ramsey pops in for a chat! And with a whole host of celebrity messages, this episode is even better than finding a lump of coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho?
Eamonn and Ben get drawn into their own survival horror movie while they watch 30 Days of Night! And - spoiler alert - they don't make it out alive! There are letters from the worm in Eamonn's brain and a really angry man from Plymouth. Plus an exclusive anniversary interview with Tony Montana! You know how you can't look away from a car crash? Let us know if you can't stop listening to one.
Eamonn and Ben don their togas for a fearsome back and forth about Gladiator 2! A host of celebrities line up to deliver an offensive message to Ben, and we hear what Donald Trump really thought of The Apprentice. Plus there's an in depth discussion about Tom Cruise' bulbous nose, Jeff Bridges pops along for a high-pitched interview and there's a whole lot of nonsense about stupid historical figures!
Eamonn and Ben celebrate Trump’s historic victory by watching a film he referred to as “a hatchet job” - The Apprentice! There’s letters from a couple of disgraced celebrities, and an interview with none other than… Donald Trump! You’ll also learn the important rules that every alpha male should follow to make it in the world, and there’s a right kerfuffle when it’s time to fish or flush!
Eamonn and Ben stretch their vocal cords for a chat about Joker: Folie à Deux! Ben also receives some long-awaited answers about his kidnapping in France and Eamonn shares some statistics! Sounds fun, right? There’s also an interview with The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, a letter from the deceased King of Pop and that game they can’t decide a name for!
Eamonn and Ben are replaced by devil dolls for a discussion about Longlegs! After they've guessed how long Longlegs legs really are, they have a nice chat with Jason Statham, receive a couple of scathing letters and stare at some shiny balls full of devil mind gas. Plus there’s another high stakes game you can join in with at home AND Ben finds some weird black goo...
Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We’ve got James Cameron’s hot take on the movie, Donald Trump’s unexpected podcast endorsement and an in-depth interview with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER about his iconic movie costumes! Plus there’s a high stakes game you can join in with at home along with all the latest movie news!
In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity.
Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better.
“Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”
Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There’re letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you’ll ever hear.
"This is nice, mate!"
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Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time.
“I'm a fiend for mojitos.”
Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers.
"Empathy is weakness."
In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors.
“He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”
Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids.
"THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!"
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Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic ’N’ mix. Plus there’re letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the streets.
“Dumbbells.”
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The Expend4bles was directed by Scott Waugh with a screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart and Max Adams, and produced by Kevin King-Templeton, Les Weldon and Yariv Lerner. The film stars Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran and Andy García.
What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more listeners and Eamonn dies.
"I am The Hague."
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The Expendables 3 was directed Patrick Hughes, with a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, based on Characters by David Callaham, and produced by Avi Lerner, Kevin King-Templeton, Danny Lerner, Les Weldon and John Thompson. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Kelsey Grammer, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Victor Ortiz, Robert Davi, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic ’N’ Mix’ based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot.
“Turn around, sheep.”
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The Expendables 2 was directed by Simon West, written by Sylvester Stallone and Richard Wenk, and produced by Avi Lerner, Danny Lerner, Kevin King Templeton and Les Weldon. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Scott Adkins and Yu Nan.
The Expendables marathon begins with... The Expendables! In this explosive episode, Ben tells us more than we want to know about his trip to Florida, Eamonn wins are argument about The Greatest Showman and they share some terrific ideas for Jason Statham's head tattoo.
"Your lucky ring stinks!"
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The Expendables was directed by Directed by Sylvester Stallone, written by David Callaham and Sylvester Stallone, and produced by Avi Lerner, John Thompson and Kevin King-Templeton. The films stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews and Mickey Rourke.
Hold onto your hats, because Eamonn is back on the mic to review Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One! Ben quizzes him about his stint in Comedy Prison, they break the story of the next Mission Impossible film (featuring eagles and nunchucks) and Eamonn tries to sort out the mess that was made in his absence!
"He's a mind-reading, shape-shifting creator of chaos."
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Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One was directed by Christopher McQuarrie, written by Christopher McQuarrie and Erik Jendresen, and produced by Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie. The film stars Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Vanessa Kirby, Esai Morales, Pom Klementieff, Mariela Garriga and Henry Czerny.
Ben is joined by his old, school friend Raph to dig into James Mangold’s Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Having just returned from a scorching weekend at Glastonbury, Raph shares his survival secrets, Ben prepares to be insulted by a celebrity chef, and Chat GPT dishes out some trivia questions for pretentious cinephiles!
“Everything hurts.”
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Indiana Jones and the Dial Destiny was directed by James Mangold, written by Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth, David Koepp and James Mangold, and produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall and Simon Emanuel. The film stars Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas, John Rhys-Davies, Toby Jones, Boyd Holbrook, Ethann Isidore and Mads Mikkelsen.
With the London Action Film Festival around the corner, Ben gets all excited and shares his enthusiasm for Netflix action thriller, Extraction 2 - all on his own! In this solo extravaganza, Ben looks forward to a call from Chris Hemsworth, brainstorms ideas for toilet-based events and goes up against Chat GPT for a top 5 challenge!
"Is that dog wearing a Valentino shirt?"
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Extraction 2 (2023) was directed by Sam Hargrave, written by Joe Russo, and produced by Joe and Anthony Russo's AGBO. The film stars Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Bernhardt, Tinatin Dalakishvili and Idris Elba.
In which Ben is joined by the hosts of the Extreme Horror Replay Podcast, Nancy and Big Ben, to share their thoughts on Australian horror, The Loved Ones (2009). Big Ben tells us all about his doll collection, Nancy embraces British culture and they tackle some tricky trivia questions!
"The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through the skull."
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In which Ben and guest host, Alex Robson, get stuck into James Wan’s Malignant. They hatch a plan to continue the franchise with a sure-fire hit sequel, Ben shares an exclusive track from Arnold Schwarzenegger's new album, and Alex stumbles upon a Disco Toilet.
“Time to cut out the cancer…”
In which Eamonn and Ben check out Marvel’s latest, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. Ben traumatises his children, they seriously consider taking a global superstar to court, and Eamonn gets into some serious trouble.
"Let's give the galaxy something to remember us by."
In which Ben subjects Eamonn to horror sequel, Evil Dead Rise. They receive some correspondence from some very important people, Eamonn hopes someone will return his stolen jacket and Ben shares the short-range toplines.
“Mommy’s with the maggots now.”
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by their old school friend, Foz, to chat about mind-bending sci-fi thriller, Infinity Pool. Eamonn looks forward to King Charles’ coronation, Ben tells us about a holiday challenge that almost killed him, and they receive some feedback from CHAT GPT.
“He is a spineless worm and a bed wetter and he'd sell his own mother for horse meat to save himself. “
In which Eamonn and Ben disagree about John Wick 4. They receive a couple of letters from British icons, Eamonn locks down a new sponsorship deal and they clean up the Tank of Glory.
"I am Klaus."
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by regular guest, Alex Robson, and his comic-book artist brother, Will Robson, for a chat about the South Korean, zombie extravaganza, Train to Busan! Will chats about his Kickstarter comic book 'Outbreaks', they share the zombified celebrity they'd most like to keep in their basements and there's a letter from an action hero!
"Such a sh*tty day."
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In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the latest instalment of the Rocky franchise, Creed 3. They share their favourite pic n mix cramming strategies, Eamonn expresses his true feelings about Ben and there’s a surprising addition to the Tank of Glory…
“I brought you into my home, bro!”
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In which Eamonn and Ben jump back on the hosting saddle for a chat about Cocaine Bear! They hatch a plan to dethrone Logan Paul and KSI from their drink-throne, Eamonn gives some sage advice to a struggling comedian and Ben receives another letter from his favourite actor.
"Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of its mind."
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In which Eamonn and Ben hop back on the host saddle to review Marvel's latest, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Ben tells us all about his disastrous Valentine's Day, Eamonn receives an unexpected letter and they get in a really long argument about crisps.
"You're out of your league, Ant-Man."
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Join your new hosts Alex Robson (Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast, Batman the Animated Series Podcast) and Big Ben (Extreme Horror Replay Podcast) as they chat about M. Night Shyamalan’s latest, Knock at the Cabin and reflect on the gruesome deaths of former hosts, Ben and Eamonn.
"My heart is broken because of what I have to do today."
In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate their 50th episode by watching the highly anticipated sequel to the highest-grossing movie of all time, Avatar: Way of Water, and interviewing the film’s director, JAMES CAMERON! Ben also receives an exclusive track from Big Turkey Neck, Eamonn discovers a violent Christmas loophole and a bunch of special guests get a lot more than they bargained for!
“Hey cuz! Let’s do this!”
In which Eamonn and Ben question their friendship after watching Martin McDonagh's The Banshees of Inisherin. Eamonn shares his favourite road, Ben has an epiphany and there's a shocking turn of events when the fate of this week's film is decided...
"Maybe, he just doesn't like you anymore."
In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate Halloween with horror reboot, Hellraiser (2022). Eamonn gets in a strop about his favourite drink, Ben continues to stoke the flames of beef with a celebrity chef and they make plans for next Halloween’s podcast.
“So, if I solve it, do I get a prize?”
In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at Walter Hill's action-thriller, Trespass (1992). Eamonn details the fallout from his attempts at starting beef with Ric Flair, Ben fondly remembers a cereal mascot from his childhood and there's another, particularly loaded, argument over this week's top 5.
"I am a businessman. These are my associates..."
In which Eamonn and Ben critique 90's crime-drama, Copland. They share their thoughts on recent Royal events, Ben does an impression that's never been done before and Eamonn comes up with a unique way to avoid conflict.
"Oh my god! He jumped!"
In which Eamonn and Ben revisit John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China. They debate the funniest place to punch someone, Eamonn gets backed into a corner and Ben mostly talks about his family's failed trip to Paris.
"I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things..."
In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at the recent Predator prequel, Prey. Eamonn enjoys a long, cool drink of squash, Ben shares the ultimate hangover cure and they discuss the imaginative ways in which they'd use Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet.
"I'm smarter than a beaver..."
In which Eamonn and Ben review Netflix, action thriller, The Gray Man. Eamonn warns Ben about an unexpected intrusion, Ben causes a lot of trouble on a plane and they almost call it quits over a BRAND NEW FEATURE!
"There's an upside to sleeping so close to your toilet."
In which covid-ridden Eamonn and Ben muster up the strength to share their thoughts on Thor: Love and Thunder. There's coughing, confusion and lots of nonsensical rambling that's even more bizarre than usual. Good luck.
"My superhero-ing days are over."
In which Eamonn and Ben chat to another Ben about the Netflix sci-fi thriller, Spiderhead. They break down what it takes to be a billionaire, Ben buries something in his garden in the early hours of the morning and Eamonn plans a couple of new podcasts with some surprise guests.
“You cool to drive?”
In which Eamonn and Ben experience high-octane action sequel, Top Gun: Maverick. They work out who the real bad guys behind that unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant were, Eamonn comes up with a 'respectful' way to shoehorn old Kelly McGillis into the movie and Ben shares a letter he received from a really nice guy.
"You think up there, you're dead."
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined, once again, by host of the ‘Spider-Man The Animated Series’ podcast, Alex Robson, to share their thoughts on Terminator: Dark Fate. They wonder what life would be like for a future saviour of the human resistance, Eamonn discovers an alarming Brazilian rite of passage and Ben ruins a joke.
“I won’t be back.”
In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on the film the brought us 'Gun Kata' - Equilibrium. They receive letters from a couple of tough guys, Eamonn has a snack and Ben looks for a new dentist.
"A nearly unforgivable lapse, Cleric."
In which Eamonn and Ben get stuck in to Sylvester Stallone's hyper-violent sequel, Rambo (2008). They receive letters from a fairly angry comedian and a really angry film director, weigh up whether Ben should ever apologise to anyone, and Eamonn attempts to answer an important philosophical question.
"And what is?"
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by digital artist, Tales, to revisit Kathryn Bigalow's action classic, Point Break! They unearth a shocking recording from the set of Michael Bay's latest movie, weigh up Eamonn's chances against UFC heavyweights and share their disdain for theatre.
"You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son?"
In which Eamonn and Ben go to town on Michael Bay's latest effort, Ambulance. They share their thoughts on that thing that happened at the Oscars, Eamonn has another argument with his wife and Ben loses the will to live.
"MASSIVE BANK ROBBERY DTLA"
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Nic Cage-starring, 90s action-thriller, Con Air. Eamonn builds himself a shed, Ben has sound problems and they come up with some nicknames to use in prison.
“Make a move and the bunny gets it.”
In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on The Batman. Eamonn is thrust into a life-threatening situation, an underage Ben sports a foolproof disguise and they share some secret audio recordings from a podcast rivals' new show.
"C'mon Vengeance, let's get into some trouble."
In which Eamonn and Ben have a good old chinwag about Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022). Ben experiments with a new laugh, Eamonn ruins a Bulgarian town and they both receive a telling-off from a couple of regular listeners.
“Fifty years, I’ve been waiting for this night. Just to see him again.”
In which Eamonn and Ben return, after to brief hiatus, to discuss Jackass Forever. Eamonn tries to appeal to a new listener base, Ben is concerned about Eamonn's wife and they receive a cry for help from an old adversary.
"Ehren, please relax..."
In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate Christmas with a look back at Tim Burton's Batman Returns. They share a selection of outtakes from the first season of the show, receive a letter from the son of God and reminisce about the time they worked in the circus.
"Dad, go! Save yourself. DAD GO!"
In which Eamonn and Ben look back at Peter Jackson's supernatural horror comedy, The Frighteners. They receive a letter from an actual person, Eamonn recounts some public transport-based tales of madness and Ben scares the living daylights out of one of the nation's favourite entertainers.
"My body is a roadmap of pain."
In which Eamonn and Ben check out the recent sequel to one of their favourite childhood films, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Ben gets really cross with some big lads, Eamonn tells us how he died and they try to clean up the mess left behind by a previous guest.
"This is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be."
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Penny's Pizza founder and Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast co-host, Alex Robson, to discuss the latest Bond movie, No Time to Die. They debate the next steps for the Bond franchise, Ben tries really hard to get some attention and Eamonn has to admit he was wrong.
"Shaken, not stirred."
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Bite Twice Rate the Slice host and Sopranos expert, Gerry, to break down The Many Saints of Newark. Eamonn receives a poison pen letter, Ben uncovers a bizarre, nineteenth-century by-law and Gerry tells us what makes the perfect gangster movie.
"He doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete."
In which Ben forces Eamonn to sit through the terrifying, psychological horror, The Babadook. They receive a thought-provoking letter from an English heartthrob, Ben tries to swallow a whole peach and Eamonn’s wife gatecrashes the podcast.
“If you’re that hungry, why don’t you go and eat s**t!”
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by TV comedy writer and shark-movie superfan, Lee Gant, to discuss 2016's Blake Lively-starring, survival thriller, The Shallows. Eamonn befriends a crow, Ben shares a letter from the leader of the free world and Lee recounts a perilous quest for shark-themed cereal.
"F**k you!"
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Rodney Henderson, lead singer of mighty grunge band, Just a Ride, to discuss Brandon Lee’s final film, The Crow. Ben receives some closure on his blunderbuss attack, Eamonn takes revenge on a creep and Rodney goes to great lengths to prove his loyalty to the podcast.
"S**t on me!”
In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at the time-loop, action movie, Boss Level. Ben has a shocking memory, Eamonn struggles to digest a sloppy meal and they announce a new, ethical sponsorship deal.
"One thing that never changes is I die. Every single day. I die."
In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at the 90s, action thriller, The Last Boy Scout. One of Eamonn’s conspiracy theories turns out to be true, Ben takes on a new role as a hardboiled detective and they receive a letter from a concerned mother.
“Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. Who gives a @$%&?”
In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on James Gunn's, The Suicide Squad. An old rivalry is reignited when they receive some unexpected news, Ben shares a cheap and easy recipe for a nutritious snack and Eamonn tells us all about one of his disgusting, old jobs.
"We're all going to die."
In which Eamonn and Ben reunite for the Bob Odenkirk starring, action thriller, Nobody. They discuss the bitter feud that led to their brief hiatus, Eamonn attempts to engage American listeners and Ben shares his strategy for disposing of home invaders.
" I'm gonna #@$!% you up."
In which Eamonn and Ben debate the Scott Adkin's-starring, action thriller, Avengement. Eamonn has a run in with a wild animal, Ben reflects on his short-lived boxing career and they receive a vaguely positive letter from an ex-wrestler.
“I had to change myself into something I didn't even recognise anymore..."
In which Eamonn and Ben take on Zack Synder’s zombie heist thriller, Army of the Dead. Eamonn makes a daring escape, Ben prepares for the inevitable apocalypse and they receive a letter from a national treasure.
“Death or rebirth. That's heavy, brother. But I dig it.”
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Ash Tubb, the lead singer of Bristol-based doom gaze band, Sugar Horse, to discuss David Fincher’s influential thriller, Seven. They come up with some terrific casting ideas for an ITV remake of the movie, Eamonn receives a letter from his favourite celebrity and Ben gets all upset.
"Just look at all the passion on that wall."
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In which Eamonn and Ben ponder the notorious, 90s thriller, Falling Down. Ben receives an unsettling letter from a close relative, Eamonn battles with his newfound popularity, and they announce a new, lucrative sponsorship deal.
"And you have dinner ready and waiting for me, okay? And leave the skin on the chicken. All right?"
In which Eamonn and Ben check out the intense, horror-thriller Don’t Breathe. They receive a letter of appreciation from an unexpected fan, Eamonn accepts a gift from a stranger and Ben comes up with a bulletproof plan to save Plymouth.
"There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no god."
In which Ben and Eamonn watch Robocop 2, the sequel to the 1987 cult classic. Ben cheeses off a rap-rock icon, Eamonn has beef with a gilet-wearing director and the boys attempt to lure in a new sponsor with an audacious snack-lobbing plan. "Patience, Lewis. We're only human."
In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by co-host of I’m Scum: An Idlescast, Russ Brock, to appreciate John Woo’s action masterpiece, Hard Boiled. They receive a letter from a misunderstood comedian, Ben experiments with a cure for a longterm illness, Eamonn does his sister a massive favour, Russ struggles with sincerity and there’s an unexpected top 5.
“Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.”
In which Eamonn and Ben break down the brutal, prison thriller, Brawl in Cell Block 99. They receive a terrific new sponsorship deal, Ben recounts a violent encounter, Eamonn goes looking for a violent encounter and they go to extreme measures to get their top 5 back.
“That’s right, I’m loco. Now get the #$@% out of my crazy way.”
In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch the ‘classic’, sci-fi action film, Universal Soldier. Eamonn discusses his debilitating vocal tic, Ben shares a traumatic childhood memory, they receive a letter from a viral sensation, and they struggle to remember what they're doing during the top 5.
"Wow! He really has beautiful ears!"
In which Eamonn and Ben chat about Indonesian action thriller, The Night Comes for Us. There's some shocking toilet news, Eamonn plans a new podcast, Ben benefits from someone else’s bravery and fond memories are shared during the top 5.
"Bobby!"
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the vastly underrated, 80s, action comedy Midnight Run. There’s some sound advice from an A-list celebrity, Ben boasts about his wealth, Eamonn makes a mess of his family home and things get physical during this week’s top 5.
“Oh Marvin, you did it this time!”
In which Eamonn and Ben rewatch Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1999 supernatural action-horror event, End of Days. They receive some unexpected letters of correspondence, Ben discusses a longstanding family secret, Eamonn spends another night on the bathroom floor and extreme methods are required to determine the winner of this week’s top 5.
"They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Sly Stallone/Kurt Russell starring action comedy, Tango and Cash. Ben finds a special book of poems in a public toilet, Eamonn reveals a surprising and potentially lethal habit, and things get competitive when they guess each other's top 5 buddy cop movies.
“Well, if it isn’t Armani with badge...”
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss David Fincher’s controversial addition to one of their favourite franchises, Alien 3. Eamonn reads a heartfelt poem, Ben recalls the time he got lost in a foreign country and things get competitive, when they guess each other’s top 5 prison movies.
"They think we're - we're crud!"
In which Eamonn and Ben explore James Wan’s bloody, revenge thriller, Death Sentence. Eamonn struggles to make amends with his favourite film director, Ben begins to piece together the mysterious events surrounding his unexpected head injury and they attempt to guess each other’s top 5 bald characters in films.
"REEEEEEEAAAADY?"
In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Steven Seagal starring boat film, Under Siege. Eamonn relives a life-changing experience from his time working at the Camels Head sewage treatment works, Ben tells us about the time he broke his dad’s heart and they guess their Top 5 Boat-Based films.
"Get my pies out of the oven!"
In which Eamonn and Ben consider the teenage vampire classic, The Lost Boys. Ben chats about the vampire fighting equipment he used to keep under his bed, Eamonn offends chimpanzee-loving Cornish people and things get heated when they guess each other’s top 5 Vampire Movies.
"Initiation's over, Michael. It's time to join the club..."?
In which Eamonn and Ben revisit ‘haunted house in space’ movie, Event Horizon, from the sanctity of their toilet houses. Ben attempts to summarise the film in the time it takes Eamonn to do a big wee, Eamonn tries to decipher incomprehensible song lyrics and they guess each other’s Top 5 Movie Spaceships.
"YOU LET ME BURN!"